TRIAL FOR THE MURDER OF THE KING'S ENGLISH BY JULIA E. PARK PRICE 25 CENTS Eldridge Entertainment House Franklin, Ohio Denver, Colo. TWO PLAYS FOR BOYS By SEYMOUR S. TIBBALS. Mr. Tibbals has been unusually successful in fur- nishing boys' plays that introduce characters true to life. While the plays are strong and forceful in the lessons they teach, clean comedy predominates and the boys like them. "The Millionaire Janitor" A comedy in two acts, Here is a rollicking play for eight or more boys with plenty of action. Just the thing for a Boys' Class or Junior Y. M. C. A. Easily staged and costumed. Opportunity for intro- duction of musical numbers and recitations. By in- troducing such features the play may be used for an entire evening's entertainment. Price 25 Cents "Up Caesar's Creek" A splendid play for any number of boys. The characters are real boys and the play deals with their experiences while camping up Caesar's Creek the per- formance closing with a minstrel show in camp. Cos- tumes and scenery are not elaborate and the play may be produced on any stage. Price 25 Cents These comedies are protected by copyright, but permission for amateur production is granted with the purchase of the book. ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE Franklin, Ohio Trial for the Murder of the King's English By JULIA E. PARK. Copyright 1919, EJdridge Entertainment House ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE FRANKLIN, OHIO DENVER, COLO. • 4 TMP96-006862 3EC 22IBI9 ©CD 534 16 •>vo I Cast of Characters Judge — Society. Solicitor — Mr. Improvement Sheriff— Mr. Better Speech Lawyer for the Defense — Miss Carelessness Circuit Clerk Stenographer The Accused Merchant Farmer Banker Doctor "Telephone Girl Music Teacher Soldier Housewife Clerk Expression Teacher Nurse Conductor } Jurors Mr. Know All Miss Precise Old Lady Gossip Mr. Inquiry Mr. Intelligent J Miss Don't Care ) Mr. Smart Aleck { Mr. Know Nothing ( Miss Blabmouth J Witnesses for State Witnesses for Defense Costumes Judge Society should wear a judge's gown if possible. Solicitor should be dressed in business suit. Sheriff should wear ordinary business suit, with sheriff's badge. Miss Carelessness should be dressed in a black waist, white skirt, shoes with run-over heels. Her hair should be almost down. A rather masculine girl should be selected for this part and her clothes, walk and speech should be careless. Circuit Clerk requires no special costume. Stenographer, if a girl, should wear simple business suit. The accused should be careless and slouchy in dress, walk, and manner of sitting, for a person who is careless in speech is generally careless in every other way. The jurors should be dressed in a manner typical of their various professions. Mr. Know All wears a business suit. His manner should be confident. Miss Precise may be dressed as a precise old maid, who wears rainbow colors. Her clothes and hair are ar- ranged "just so." Old Lady Gossip should be a middle-aged woman, rather heavy set. Mr. Inquiry and Mr. Intelligent should be well dressed. Miss Don't Care should be slovenly in every way. Mr. Smart Aleck should be neatly, but rather loudly, dressed. Mr. Know Nothing should be carelessly dressed. Miss Blabmouth, any costume for middle-aged woman. Trial for the Murder of the King's English. Scene — Court room. Sheriff — (calls) Oh, yes! Oh, yes! This honor- able circuit court has now opened according to law. (En- ter people from all directions. After the people are in the room the judge raps on desk.) Judge — Jury now come forward. (Jurors come for- ward) The case on docket is "Trial for the murder of the King's English. Circuit Clerk — Do you and each of you solemnly swear that you will and truly, by all issues execute all writs of injury which may be submitted to you during the present week, so help you Shakespeare? Jurors — (holding up right hands) We do. (Sit.) Judge — Is the defendant ready for trial? Defendant — Yes. Judge — Is the state ready for trial? Solicitor — -We are. Solicitor — Sheriff, call in the first witness. Sheriff — Mr. Know All, come forward. (Enter Know All.) . Circuit Clerk — (swearing witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Rob- ert Browning? Mr. Know All — I do. Solicitor — Well, Mr. Know All, what do you know about this case? 6 Trial for the Murder of the King's English Mr. Know All — I know all about it. I heard the ac- cused say "I have eat peas when they was so hard you could shoot them against the wall and they wouldn't bust." Solicitor — Where did you hear him say it? Know All — Down at the Dormitory. Solicitor — To whom was he talking? Know All — Coach Robertson. Solicitor — What did Coach Robertson say? Mr. Know All — He said, 'Them peas are in the same class as your head." Solicitor— That will do, Mr. Know All. (To council for defense) You may have the witness. Miss Carelessness — State yore name to the court. Know All — Mr. Know All. Miss C. — Are you sure it wasn't nobody else said it? Know All — Yes. Miss C. — Now, reailv, don't you think he said it for fun? Solicitor — I object. Judge — Objection sustained. Miss C. — Who'd you say he wuz talkin' to? Mr. Know All — Coach Robertson. Miss C— Well, that's all. (Exit Know All.) Sheriff — We will now examine Miss Precise. (Enter Miss Precise.) Clerk — (swears witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Laura Jean Libby ? Miss Precise — I do. Solicitor — State your name to the court. Miss Precise — Miss Precise. Trial for the Murder of the King's English 7 Solicitor— Miss Precise, what do you know of the accused ? Miss Precise— I know nothing of him except the er- rors in grammar which he makes. I have heard them to my utter disgust. I think it a perfect outrage to have a refined young lady like myself come to this horrible court room. Solicitor — We do not want to know what you think about this case but we wish to know what you know about it. Miss Precise— But I think— I mean I know it is per- fectly absurd. All I know about it is that the telephone girl told me she heard the accused say: "them there Germans need more taters." Solicitor — Do you for a fact know that this state- ment is true? Miss Precise — To be sure I do. I would not have told it if I had not known it to be true as I am not fond of telling falsehoods. Solicitor — That will do, Miss Precise. (Miss Precise is now examined by Miss C.) Miss C. — State yore name to the court. Miss Precise — Miss Precise. Miss C. — Did .you say that telephone gal told you that this here criminal said "them Germans needed more taters"? Miss Precise — I said the telephone girl told me. Miss C. — And you didn't hear it yourself? Miss Precise — I did not. Miss C. — That will do Miss Precise. (Exit Miss Precise.) Solicitor — Sheriff, call Mr. Inquiry. Sheriff — Mr. Inquiry, step forward. S Trial for the Murder of the King's English Clerk — (swears witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Conan Doyle? Mr. I.— I do. Solicitor — This is Mr. Inquiry, is it not? Mr. I — Yes, that's my name. Don't you know me? Solicitor — I am sorry to say I do not. We will now proceed with the case. Mr. Inquiry, what do you know about this case? Mr. I. — First, I would like to inquire about this case. Now all I know about it is what I found out. I asked Tom Green if he heard the accused say, "I seen Shabby Allen a-talking to my gal." Solicitor — Is that all you know about this case? Mr. I. — Yes, that's all I know about this case but I couldn't tell all I know about the others for it would take me too long. Solicitor — That will do; you may have the witness. Miss C. — State yore name to the court. Mr. I. — Mr. Inquiry. Miss C. — Now, let me see. Didn't you say you asked Tom Green if he heard this here criminal say that stuff about talking about Shabby Allen's gal? Mr. /.—I did. Miss C. — Then you didn't hear him say it, hisself ? Mr. I. — No, I didn't hear him say.it, and I only in- quired about this case. Miss C. — If that's the case you may go, Mr. Inquiry. (Exit Mr. Inquiry) Solicitor — Sheriff, call Old Lady Gossip. Sheriff — Old Lady Gossip, come forward. (Enter Old Lady Gossip) Clerk — (swears witness) . Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Lord Bacon? Trial for the Murder of the King's English 9 Old Lady Gossip — I do. Solicitor— Is this Old Lady Gossip? 0. L. G. — To be sure it is I. Solicitor—What do you know about this case? Have you ever heard the accused say anything? O. L. G.— Well, I didn't hear him say it myself, but I was calling on Mrs. Jones a few days ago and she was a-telling me that Mrs. Smith said that Mrs. White told her that Mrs. Johnson told her that her husband called the accused over the telephone and he said, "It is me," and she also told me that her son John said that Willie Smith heard the accused say, "I seen Shabby Allen talk- ing to my gal." Solicitor— I guess you have told us all you know now. O. L. G. — Yes, I believe so. But wait a minute. I do know something else. Lizzie Mae Jones told me that Jemima Higgins said she heard him say it too. Solicitor— Very well, Old Lady Gossip. That will do for you. O. L. G.—lt might as well do, for I have told all I heard. Solicitor— (to Miss C.) You may have the witness. Miss C. — State yore name to the court. 0. L. G.— Old Lady Gossip. Miss C.— You wuz told all you know about this case, wuzzent you? 0. L. G. — Yes. As I said, Mrs. Smith told me that Mrs. Jones told her Miss C. — Don't start all that over. That is enough of you. (Exit 0. L. G.) Hicitor — Sheriff, telligent. Sheriff — Mr. Intelligent, come forward. Solicitor— Sheriff, we shall hear the testimony of Mr. Intelligent. 10 Trial for the Murder of the King's English Clerk — (swearing witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Geoffrey Chaucer. Mr. Intelligent. — I do. Solicitor — Is this Mr. Intelligent? Intelligent — Certainly. Solicitor — Well, what do you know about this case? Intelligent — I heard the accused say, "John Roberts' son run home giving Mr. Caldwell heel dust." Solicitor — Where were you when you heard him say it? Intelligent — Over at Rat Aldibnontifostiformias- ticus. Solicitor — You are quite sure you heard him your- self? Intelligent — I suppose so or I'd never have told it. Solicitor — That will do, Mr. Intelligent. (To Miss C.) You may have the witness. Miss C. — Yore name is Mr. Intelligent? Intelligent — It is. Miss C. — Are you sure this was the person who were talking? Intelligent — I am quite sure this is the person who was talking. Miss C. — Well, you can go, if you're that sure. (Exit Mr. Intelligent.) Miss C. — We will now examine the defendant's wit- nesses. Sheriff, call Mr. Know Nothing. Sheriff — Mr. Know Nothing, come forward. (Enter Mr. Know Nothing, looking like an idiot with mouth open.) Clerk — (swearing witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Jack Lon- don? Trial for the Murder of the King's English 11 Mr. K. N.—Vh huh. Miss C— State yore name to the court. Mr. K. N.—Mr. Know Nothing. Miss C. — What does you know about this here case? Mr. K. N. — I don't know nothing much. I did hear somebody say he said all this but I never knowed him to only he did say at the Dormitory "I have eat peas when they was so hard you could shoot them against the wall and they wouldn't bust." Miss C— That are all you heard, were it? Mr. K. N. — I don't know. Well, yes, I guess it is. Miss C— You might go, Mr. Know Nothing. You take the witness, Mr. State. Solicitor— You are sure you heard him say these things are you? Mr. K. N. — I reckon so. Solicitor— -You may go. There's no one home. (Exit Mr. Know Nothing) Miss C— -Sheriff, call Miss Don't Care. Sheriff — Miss Don't Care come to the witness stand. (Enter Miss Don't Care, acting and walking her name.) Clerkr— (swears witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Robert Chambers. Miss D. C— Sure I do. Miss C— State yore name to the court. Miss D. C. — Miss Don't Care. Miss C— Let's hear yore testimony in this case. Miss D. C.—l don't see a bit of use in having me in it. But I'll tell you all I know. As I was passing the accused and Jimmie Sanders on the street the other day I heard the accused say, ""John Robertson run home giv- ing Caldwell heel dust." Z 2 Trial for the Murder of the King's English Miss C. — Are you shore it wuz him? Miss D. C.— Yes, I'm shore. I've seen him before, haven't I? Miss C. — Well, I'm through with that hussy. (To Solicitor) You may have the witness. Solicitor — Who told you this? Miss D. C.—l said I heard it myself. Solicitor — You are sure it was the accused, are you? Miss D. C— Yes. Solicitor — You may go. (Exit Miss Don't Care.) Miss C— Sheriff, call Mr. Smart Aleck. Sheriff— Mr. Smart Aleck, come forward. (Enter Smart Aleck.) Cleric— (swears witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give in this case will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Elsie Dins- more ? Mr. Smart A.— That's me. Miss C. — State yore name to the court. Mr. Smart A.— Mr. Aleck Smart or Smart Aleck. C— Mr. Smart Aleck, what does you know about this case? Smart A.— I heard the accused say, "them there Germans needs more taters." Miss C— What el^se did you h'ear him say? Smart A.— Nothing but I lost my Miss C. — Lost what? Smart A. — Lost my tater. Miss C— That will do for you. (To Solicitor) You may have the witness. Solicitor— WhM did you say you heard the accused say? Smart A.— That "them thar Germans need more taters." Trial for the Murder of the Kings English IS Solicitor — Where were you when you heard him say this? Smart A. — Down at the Palace. Solicitor — To whom was he talking? Smart A. — To Jimmie Sanders. Solicitor— What did Jimmie say? Smart A.— He said he guessed their taters were all tatters now. Solicitor— That will do for you, Mr. Smart Aleck. (Exit Mr. Smart Aleck) Miss C— We will now hear Miss Blabmouth. Sheriff — Miss Blabmouth, come forward. (Enter Miss Blabmouth, muttering something about "hit being a shame for having u nice innocent boy there." Clerk— (swears witness) Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give will be the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Mr. Longfellow? Miss Blabmouth— Yes, sir, I can certainly swear that. Mi ss c.— State yore name to the court. Miss B.— Miss Blabmouth. (Very angrily) Yes; Miss Blabmouth. Ain't that who that thar sheriff man called? Miss C— Yes, he called Miss Blabmouth. What can you tell us of this case? Miss B.—l don't know nothin' about this case 'cept it's a shame fer a having a pore boy like this up here and you will never get forgiveness fer it. M i ss c.— Tell us something of the accused's char- acter. Miss B. I give you to understand I don't know any- thing about his kerecter. Miss C.— Didn't you always find him to be a good boy, who didn't bother nobody? Miss B. — 1 shore did. 14 Trial for the Murder of the King's English Miss C. — That will do. (To Solicitor) You may have the witness. Solicitor — Miss Blabmouth, you did hear the ac- cused say these things of which he is accused? Miss B. — Well, I did hear him say he seen John Rob- ertson run home giving Mr. Caldwell heel dust, but this is a free country and I spose he can say what he wants to. Solicitor — Very well, Miss Blabmouth, that will do. (Exit Miss Blabmouth, angrily.) Miss C. — (arising and addressing the court) Yore honor, the court, ladies and gentlemen of the jury: First the charge against this pore boy for saying "It is me," is valid for Dr. Latham, De-On Allford Fessor Bain, Mr. Ste-all and even Shakespeare defends this statement. They justify such expressions as "It is me," from the analogy of the French "c'est moi" and on ground that they are more frequently he-ard than the pur-scription forum. Me stands fur the person speaking any way, so why not let him make use of sich? Second: We will now consider the expression, "I seen Shabby Allen talk- ing to my gal." Well the principal parts of the verb "see" is : present see, past indicative seen, past participle saw. So ye see that he ain't wrong. Third: Well, fur that expression, "I heard them Germans need more ta- ters," I bet, well I know they does need more taters, and if not now, it won't be long. This expression is so often said or used I does honestly believe it has came into use, fur let me mention jist here a few — well — a number of good authorities that have used and are still using same: Ruth Smith, Sally Jones, Jimmy Fairbank, Pete Hill, Mary Jane Emerine Scruggins, Grady Forever, Johnny Longlegs. Probably this expression is what we call a localism or provincialism. Does you ladies and gentle- men of the jury know what a localism are? Well a local- ism are an expression that am peculiar to a particular part of the country. Don't us and each of we live in a particular part of the country where this expression are used? So, ain't it right? He wants justice! Justice he Trial for the Murder of the King's English 15 must have ! He ain't able to sarve in the plenipotentiary nor he ain't got no money fur to give away fur — er — nothing. If you hang him that would be worse than everthing else. That would not be religious but a sin for all of you'ens know — well, the ones that would break one of the fifteen, twenty — or some number of the com- mendints has not read their textbooks. Some of these here witnesses am coming up here 'cusing this pore boy for things what they don't know nothing about. Give him justice and he will be allowed to talk like he wants to in his own free United States. (Miss C. drops into\ her chair. Solicitor — (to the fury.) Your honor, the court, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury: From the testi- monies given by these various witnesses we find the de- fendant accused of saying: "have eat," for "have eaten," "they was" for "they were," "bust" for "burst." "them there" for "those," "it is me" for "it is I," "seen" for "saw," "run" for "ran," and "taters" for "potatoes." We will now discuss these charges. First, "have eat." Emerson and Bender, Sanford and Brown and H. G. Buehler say that the principal parts of the verb "eat" are, present eat, past ate, and past participle eaten, and that the present perfect tense is. formed by adding "have" or "has" to the past participle and therefore it would be "have eaten" instead of "have eat." Second, "they was." Sanford and Brown, Emerson and Bender, and H. G. Buehler say the verb has two numbers, singu- lar and plural. 1st, 2nd and 3rd, and that the general rule is that a singular subject requires a singular verb and a plural subject requires a plural verb. Then, since "they" is plural a plural verb should be used, and therefore it should be "they were" instead of "they was." Third, "bust." H. G. Buehler, Sanford and Brown, and Emerson and Bender say that the principal parts of the verb "burst" are present burst, past burst, and past par- ticiple burst. And "burst" is never used for "bust." "Bust," so Webster says, means the chest or a piece of sculpture. When used for "burst," which means to ex- 16 Trial for the Murder of the King's English plode, it is vulgar and slang. He should not have said "bust" but "burst." Fourth, "them there." "Them" is used in this sentence as the modifier of the noun "Ger- mans." Sanford and Brown say, "Them should never be used as a modifier. The demonstrative pronoun, "those" should be used because only an adjective modifies nouns and pronouns. H. G. Buehler and Emerson and Bender agree also on this so he should have said "those" instead of "them there." Fifth, "It is me." "Me" is never used in the nominative case, so Sanford and Brown say. They also state that it always takes a predicate nominat- ive. Therefore "me" is incorrect in this sentence and it should be "It is I." Other authorities agree on this so it is incorrect to say "It is me." Sixth, "seen." Sanford and Brown, H. G. Buehler, and Emerson and Bender say, the principal parts of the verb "see" are present, see; past, saw; and past participle, seen. They say, too, that when "seen" is used some form of the verb "be" must be used. It should either be "saw" or "have seen." Seventh, "run." These men say the principal parts of "run" are, present, run; past, ran; and past participle, run. "Run" is used only in the present tense or with the past participle. When used in the past tense as this, it should be "ram" Eighth, "taters." Webster's un- abridged dictionary says p, o, t, a, t, o, e, s spells pota- toes, not "taters." Clippinger's Composition and Rhet- oric says "taters" is not a localism, but is slang and a vulgarism. Free speech is free until it interferes with our neighbors. Our language has decidedly an influence over our neighbors, reflects upon our family and our teachers, and classifies the person who uses it either as ignorant or cultured. We appeal to you, ladies and gen- tlemen of the jury, to protect the English language by meting out just punishment to this murderer of the King's English, (sits down.) Judge — (dismisses jury %vith following speech) Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury: You are called upon to make a decision whether or not it is proper to use these various words for which the state or Mr. Improve- Trial for the Murder of the King's English 1.7 ment has the accused on trial. Ladies and Gentlemen, you have heard the witnesses on both sides testify as to the use of the words, "seen" for "saw," "run" for "ran"7' "them" for "those," and "me" for "I." Now, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, if you are convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant really used these words and that they were wrongly used, it is your duty to find the defendant guilty and to fix as his penalty a positive demand that his teachers, parents and class- mates never allow him to murder the King's English again. Furthermore his penalty should require that he study English for two hours every day for two years, under a special tutor. Now, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, if you find the defendant has been wrongly ac- cused, as Miss Carelessness has attempted to prove, you may find him not guilty. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, you may now retire to make your decision. (The jury retires and the court anxiously awaits the verdict. The defendant looks hopeless. After about one minute deliberation, the jury en- ters.) Foreman — We, the members of the jury, find the defendant guilty. Judge — You have heard the verdict and you know the penalty. Is there a motion for adjournment? A Juror — I move you we adjourn. Another Juror — I second that motion. Judge — Ail who are in favor of adjourning may let it be known by rising.- (Court adjourns. Accused is led out by the sheriff.) CURTAIN. 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