>Miii Book . g: 14-5 £ r CopyrightN" L3./0 COPYRIGHT DEPOSIT. (TracKerlings anb (Tarameb (T. IH. teazle]? TCaugb at tl)e pat^o^ anb cr^ at t!)e ioKes. "2>o as It pUasetb* for folks are folks, '!^n6 laughter Is belter t^ait sorrow aii6 tears— "C^ere are sorrows enougl) as we number t^e ^^ats» mo COPYRIGHTED 1910 BYC.H.BEAZLEY. ©CI. A 256818 patient deader ^^ ^%^^^ ^^ print this book we don't know. Per- ^jT^ haps the moving cause is the remark, or the reason thereof, of our best friend when the fact of the incurring of the cost was mentioned **ZK fool anh l)ls monei? soon parts/* ^ We can but hope the reader will be more charit- able in viewing his own case after he has paid the price for this volume. Life is serious at best. We don't mean to be overly so herein. Simply what we see with a homespun dress is our aim. ^ The rhymes are but the lights and shadows that have filled the heart of a GEORGIA CRACKER, sights he has seen, heard or dreamed, thoughts he has thought or others have told him, partly the product of the trials of a country newspaper, and if the pencil draw not the rainbow colors of his dreams, or catch the true note of the bees in the cotton blossoms, he has only to regret that his pen has proven too halting to instill the nectar of the cane into his creations, or coin the mellow notes of the possum hunter's horn into music. They are but the Crackerlings and Cara- mels that have jingled out of our many hours, and caused perhaps many dollars for better employment, to fail to jingle into our empty pockets. Truly, CHAS. H. BEAZLEY CONTENTS. PAGE Memories and Musings 11 Colonel Boozer (Prose) 43 Lottie's Scrap Book (Juvenile) 53 St. Valentine Romance (Prose and Verse) 83 Roses and Regrets 87 Cypress Leaves and Orange Blossoms (Prose) 108 Devotional 113 Confederate 136 Speck Abe and Miss Primrose (Prose) 142 Coon Skins (Negro) 147 Jaggedy Jingles 163 He Lied Like a Gentleman (Prose) 134 MEMORIES AND MUSINGS. Dum Vivimus Vivamus 13 Speed On 14 Pleading of the Bell 15 The Boarding House Stairs 17 Put Yourself in My Place 19 The Sorrows Are There 21 Georgia 22 When Grandpa Sang His Himes 22 But the Roses Were Red 23 The Vale of To-Be 25 If Grouchy Comes 26 The War Wolf 26 Washington at Valley Forge 27 A Lesson Learned 28 As the Long Years Flow 30 The Plowman 31 'Tis Perhaps an Angel Singing 32 5 CONTENTS-Continued. PAGE The Town 33 Who is the Slave 34 Lives 34 Pride 35 The Lord of the Fields 36 Pictures by Contrast 37 When Melba Sings 37 Rue and Roses 38 Shadows and Sunshine 39 A Lesson of Rest 40 Resurgens 40 Colonel Boozer 43 LOTTIE'S SCRAP BOOK. Lottie's Scrap Book 53 Lines to a Little Girl 55 In Lottie's Swing 55 Where is Heaven, Mr. Postman 56 When School Gits Outen Me 57 Advice to Lottie 59 Try to Better Ev'ry Page 60 Castle Building 60 When Lottie Goes to School 62 The Old Rag Man 63 Playing Train 64 Caution, Little Maid 65 When Lottie Laughs 66 The Doll's Complaint 67 Frost Will Fall 68 As Lottie Learns to Spell 69 Scattered Roses 70 Riding Straddle 70 Sleepy Town 71 Bribing Santa Claus 72 Butterflies 73 6 CONTENTS-Continued. PAGE To Candy Towns 74 Routes to Pleasureland 75 Round Trips to Slumber Town 76 Baby Buster Brown 76 Isn't Dod a-Dittin Mad 78 Lullaby 78 Leola 79 Pictures in the Coals 80 Ain't Nothin' Bothered Dad 81 'Bout Eighty Years Ago 82 St. Valentine Romance 83 ROSES AND REGRETS. Waiting 89 When the Wind is in the Cane 91 Mid the Meadow Blooms with Her 93 Mid the Lillies of Lee 94 Norma 95 If You Were I 98 The Cupola Top 98 My Queen, My Dream 100 When You Are Near 101 Ad Finem 101 For You 102 Chord of a Song Unsung 103 The Maid with the Ring 104 A Bouquet 1{)5 In Georgia, Dear 105 But to Forget 107 Cypress Wreaths and Orange Blossoms 108 DEVOTIONAL. My Mother's Prayers 115 What Men May Say 116 From the Beaten Track 117 7 CONTENTS-Continued. PAGE Repentance 118 The Old Meetin' House 118 Wasted Moments 120 Faith 121 Mother's Bible 121 Old Faiths 123 Who so Bears a Faithful Heart 124 In a Stuffy, Rented Pew 124 Whence and Where 125 Creeds and Deeds 126 The Best We Can 127 As Ye Sow, Ye Will Reap 129 If We Lend a Helping Hand 130 Contentment 131 Cui Bono 133 He Lied Like a Gentleman 134 CONFEDERATE. The Lost Cause 136 The Dead of the Gray 137 Mannassas 139 Private Johnson's War Record 140 That Uniform of Gray 141 \-^ COON SKINS. Lawd, Drive Dat Hant Away 149 Did Yu Call Hit Stealin', Den 149 When De Sun Gits Hung 152 Did Yu Lef Yo Pappy Well 153 Better Keep he Furrer 154 Magination's Mighty Healin' 155 Different Fokes Has Different Notions 156 8 CONTENTS-Continued. PAGE Take Me Back, Yu Knows Mer Ways 157 De Lord Knows How 158 A Moses Wanted 159 Aunt Dinah and the Auto 161 JAGGEDY JINGLES. My Daddy Was a Gentleman 165 The Teacher's Prophecy 165 Dedication 168 My Short Handled Fice 168 The World Ain't as Bad as It Usen to Be 169 Farmin' Don't Pay 171 Devil Simon 172 Cuckoo Shall Not Crow To-night 173 Spring of Wisdom 175 The Loafer 176 Malinda's Togs 177 Romance of Jim Jones ^ 178 Point of View 179 My Slab Sided Hound 180 Them Old Time Feelin's 180 Sweet Marjorie and Bumble Bee 181 You Killed My Possum Dorg 182 I Done Like Rich Fokes Do 185 Christmas in Lee 185 Smiling Man 186 'Taint No Use to Try 187 Pompous Boaster 189 In the Glass 190 It Always Cured the Cold 190 Tillie 192 Leedle Igey 193 iWemoriesi mh iHusiingsi Dum Yivimus Vivamus. DUM VIVIMUS VIVAMUS. Let us cease to hunt for trouble, Life at best is full of care Dusty paths are lined with daisies If we only saw them there. Let us stroll along the hedges Wliere the black-eyed Susans spring, If the bees are never angered We may never feel the sting. Many simple joys we smother, Slighted cares are soonest gone, If we never crush the roses We may never feel the thorn. Wintry winds and bleak December Prove as bright as dewy June, Dreary earth is set to music If we only catch the tune. For a song will smother sorrow. And a smile will stifle sighs. Often when the clouds are darkest, There's a rainbow in the skies. Even when the rain is falling. Even when our trials grow. Many cares are cast and shattered If we only see the bow. And I'll never sigh for fleeting Days that dance away and hold Petty trials, if the sunseet Swim in seas of ruby gold. And if music, fun and frolic Steal away a dozen years, Better far a day of pleasure Than a century of tears. 13 If the wine of life be drunken If the chalice soon I drain. If I pluck the fleeting roses That can never bloom again — If my span of life be darkened E'er the tufning of the noon, If my neighbor's days be many He at last must follow soon. He may hoard his days as jewels I may scatter mine as chaff, He may guard the golden vintage I the beaker quickly quaff. Still the scenes are quickly shifted, And the happiest of men Plucks more roses in a season Than the miser plucks in ten. SPEED ON. Speed on, thou steed of staunchest steel Bring friend to friend, join hearts again. The plowman standing in his field But looks— and— says, the morning train! Far more art thou — a living thing — (I pause and gaze) a human brain — I see speed by — the flying wing Is slow, art thou the morning train? What art thou but the hands, the brain. The brains of men, the busy hands. The sheaves of thought — the golden grain — Of mind that forged thy bolts and bands. The genius of a thousand years Hath tried — and failed— and tried again And failed — and tried — and lo! appears What plowmen call the morning train. Speed on thou steed of staunchest steel Bring friend to friend, tear hearts in twain. 14 The plowman stands within his field And dreams thou art the morning train. Speed madly on thou minds of men — To-day where winter locks in snow The frozen earth — speed on — and then — The next — where summer roses glow. Through hill and dale, through fertile plain Speed on thou flying morning train. THE PLEADING OF THE BELL. When my fancy wanders backward — Through the vista of the years, There are many happy moments. There are roses mid the tears 'Mid the old red hills and valleys, Where Ogeechee's waters start — Where my childhood days were summer And a song was in my heart. How I long once more to wander, Where my boyish feet have gone With the cows toward the pasture, 'Mid the dews of early morn. Just to gather woodland blossoms Just to climb the swaying trees — Just to set the kite to soaring See it dancing on the breeze. Just to taste the icy waters Of the spring beneath the hill — Where the mossy rocks are lying, Just to build the flutter mill. Just to wade along the shallows Just to truant be at school, Just to make the hick-ry whistle Just to swim the deepest pool. How I long to watch the arrow As it whistles from the bow, 15 How I long to chase the rabbits 'Wlhen the fields are deep in snow. Just to be as fully happy As the barefoot boy again, Just to watch the apples ripen Mid the sun and summer rain. Just to turn the dial backward — Just again to be a child, Just to see the happy faces Just to gather berries wild Just to play with schoolboy comrades Just to carry book and slate, For a blue-eyed little maiden Just to linger at the gate. They are gone the years have vanished. But the bell rings out the same — Calling books to tardy children From the noisy marble game. Mingled joy and sorrow trooping While the speeding moments call To a half-remembered lesson. From the half-completed ball. But a sadness comes around me Over all — a dreamy spell — Now — its ringing — sadly — s-1-o-w-l-y There are sorrows in the bell. And it seems to clamor loudly To the scattered ones — from home, To the weary broken toiler Turn away from care and come. Rolling on along the valleys Mid the hills the pleadings sweep. Sobbing — ^sighing — ^mid the flowers Where the dead are lost in sleep. And I wonder if my comrades Feel the sadness just as well, 16 If a thousand mem'ries cluster Round the swinging of the bell. How it pleads, and begs and urges, Come within the narrow way — Be a man — a man of honor — As I pause, I hear it say. — Still— we fall, so frail and human- But perhaps the angels tell How a soul was brought to heaven Through the pleading of the bell. THE BOARDING HOUSE STAIRS. There's a dozen blushing widows And a score of pretty girls. There are cheeks to shame the roses There are heaps of pretty curls. There are hammocks, seats and sofas And the house is full of chairs. But they do a lot of courting. On the hash house stairs. There are forty steady boarders Who are boarding by the year. There are twenty dandy drummers Spending cv'ry Sunday here. Though the eggs are nearly voters And the butter growing hairs. Yet this boarding house is splendid With its well filled stairs. 17 At the top a pretty maiden Sits beside a coffee man, On the next a pretty widow Blushes red behind a fan. As the drummer from Chicago Softly whispers and declares. She's the bell of all the beauties On the hash house stairs. And a dimpled little beauty Just a little lower down. Sits a rlanning for the future With a kid from over town How to live on twenty dollars. They are free from future cares, And the world seems bright and rosy On these hash house stairs. There they are when supper's over, And the boarder at the door Slyly sits and reads his paper Peeping now his glasses o'er. For a pretty little maiden Just the cutest slipper wears, Neath the cutest little ankle And he sits and stares. 18 PUT YOURSEIiF IV MY PLACE. It is true that the courts should be honored, And the law take its course, as they say. But the law, it was made for a human. And the brute must be hunted to bay. Do we weep when the tiger is slaughtered; De we grieve when the serpent is dead? Spare the tear for the fiend as he dangles. What is lost when the bullet has sped? There are times when the law should be honored. There are passions that mock at the law, Could you bind the black fiend by a precept? Can you bridle the tempest with straw? How I think of the home in the clearing, In the shade of the clambering vines, Where the bees in the cotton were droning. And the winds half asleep in the pines. Where the mockingbird sang to the starlight Through the night when my labors were o'er. And the moonlight fell fretted with shadows Through the roses that shadowed the door; And the wife that had brightened the cabin, While I sang as I plowed in the farm, How I kissed her in leaving one morning Never thinking or dreaming of harm. And the baby at play on the pallet In the yard' neath the shade of the trees Pleaded, "Papa," bing tandy to baby — An' a dolly, and marbles'es, pese." Then I hitched up the mule to the wagon. Started off through the field to the town, While a measure of corn she was feeding To the chickens that fluttered around. There are tigers that wait in the jungle; There are brutes seeking honor and life; 19 Hiddened deep in the growth of the sorghum Lay a demon in wait for my wife. But, I whistled and sang, as I travelled, Till a horse that was covered with foam Clattered up, and the neighbor that rode him, Shouted, "Bill, you are needed at home." Turn about and put speed in the going Says the law, it's a life for a life; But the law may delay in the doing, Seek the brute that has murdered your wife. But a shriek, and I do not remember Any more or the way that we went Till the baby cried, "Papa, where tandy?" Then I wakened and over her bent. On her throat were the prints of his fingers. There was blood on the ground at her side. There were rents in her dress from the struggle — "To the rope with the demon," I cried. By the noon there were hounds on the trackage. And the neighbors were ready to ride. 'Seek the brute, While he lives there is danger, You've a hundred true men at your side." Then they searched all the woods and the thickets Through the whole of the night and the day, In a swamp at the break of the morning Stood the hounds with the quarry at bay. It Is true that the courts should be honored. But the home comes ahead of the law; At the best, sir, the courts they are tardy And the lawyers may fashion a flaw; But the limb and the halter are certain, And the rifle is sure with its ball; Your daughter is safe from his clutches, My wife, sir, is murdered, that's all. 20 You may talk of the law and its doings. Blighted homes all the law can efface, Only pause for a moment in judging. Only tu.nk you were filling my place. THE SORROW^S ARE THERE. I am roaming again where the moments were squandered And the book thrown aside for the marbles and ball, By the brook where the feet of the truant have wandered For the years only deeper have lettered them all. And the scenes rise again as the present is fading Of the spring in the valley, the streamlet and pool, Where a barefooted boy mid the willows is wading Coming late to the lesson, forgetting the school. Once again in the forests the chestnuts are falling From the spine-guarded doors of the half-opened burr, And the dove to her mate from the shadows is calling From the scant builded nest they had fashioned for her. Down the long dusty road where the summer heat quivered Through the path in the forest, where centuries threw, Dreamy shadows across, as they rustled and shivered To the breeze — on the ridge where the chinquapins grew. Once again at the dam where the water is speeding Past the mill — past the wheel that is mossy and high. At the pool in the shadows where comrades are pleading For a swim as the streamlet is murmuring by. In the hick'ry nut trees once again I am swinging As the nuts patter down to the leaf littered mould. While the heart is a-Maying, the mockingbird singing In the woods that the autumn has painted with gold. I am dreaming again, they are fading and shifting. And the shadows of sorrow are coming apace On the stream of the years are my memories drifting And the dreamer is dreaming, a dream of a face. In her cheeks all the roses of passion were sleeping, To her face all the lilies of purity came; 2X Over all are the grasses and violets creeping; In the moss-covered marble is lettered a name, I am drifting in dreams as the preccnt has faded, And the scenes of my boyhood are glowing and fair. But the roses are mingled with cypress and shaded With the shadows of death — for the sorrows are there. GEORGIA. They may talk of the Rhine and the Danube, Of the land where the sun shimmers through — Through the gold and the green of the orange And the violets bend to the dew. There are songs for the sunset of Venice, But its golden, the sunset at home; And I'd rather go begging in Georgia Than to wield the proud sceptre at Rome. They may write of the beautiful country — Sunny Spain with its music and dance. Of the queen of the seas, Merrie England Of the vine-covered acres of France, Of the snow-mantled beauties of Russia Gleaming cold as the pitiless stars. But I'd rather be happy in Georgia Than to quake 'neath the crown of the Czars. Spread the fame of the isles of the ocean, Of the lands where the nightingales sing. Where the breeze sweeping on is enamored Of the spices and roses of spring. Of the land of the tea and the dragon, 'Neath the shade of the ponderous wall You may roam, but the hills and the valleys Of our Georgia are better than all. WHEN GRANDPA SANG HIS HIMES. There are times when recollection Snatches visions from the past, When its pictures take the colors That are much too bright to last. 22 When the voices of the present Mingle with the olden times; When my grandma knit the stockings While my grandpa sang his "himes." There are scenes where mem'ry gathers From the past its stolen sweets, When I'd rob my grandma's closet With its jam and jelly treats; When I'd linger in the garden Where the grapes in clusters hung, And from many bending branches Red and ruddy apples swung, While the berries, fruits and flowers Lent a color to the scene As I roamed my grandpa's garden Mid the red old hills of Greene. When the woods were gilt by Autumn, When the chestnuts ripe and brown From their thorny burrs were waiting Mid the leaves to patter down; Then I thought their pitty patter Sweeter than the silver chimes, And my heart was light at evening When my grandpa sang his himes. They are changed, the dear old places; There are tears to dim my eyes For the roses red are blooming Where my grandma sleeping lies. But it seems her soul in heaven Beckons on to sunny climes Where he'll join the angel voices As they sing his good old himes. BUT THE ROSES WERE RED. There are visions that rise in my moments of leisure, When the tree of my dreams with its fruitage is ripe, 23 Wlien the mind flies away on its pinions of pleasure In the ringlets that rise from my smoke-mottled pipe. When the cares of the evening have faded and vanished, And the sparks struggle upward from cinder and coal, When the sighs, and the tears, and the doubtings are ban- ished And the gardens of dreams in the pictures enroll. There are roses of pleasure in phantasy spreading To the kiss of the breeze from their crimson domain, While the blue from the skies on the violet shedding In its heart is enfolded and treasured again. There are hopes that with passing of childhood declining. Faded out as a dream of the night that was gone. Glowing real as the ghost of a star that is shining Though the star it was quenched at eternity's dawn. There are foes that were friends as the thorns of the roses Deeper strike to the heart than the thorn from the thorn; There are friends that were foes and the picture discloses All the love I have lost, all the love I have won; And the sting of the thorn, and the glow of the blossom Are the chaff and the grain of a life, but a soul — Dimly seen in a dream, as the roses embosom — Mimic stars in the dew — ^as the smoke from the bowl. Of my pipe curling up brings the Houris to measure Dancing days that are done, to the strain of a star Flying on, ever on — through the mazes of pleasure. With the shade in the dewdrop, the substance afar. When the Peri hath gathered the grain 'mid the roses. Scanty dole of the years, when the summer hath fled — Shall I cry as the gate of my paradise closes, "I have planted the thorns, but the roses were red. Still the bee from the blossom hath hastened to cherish Dewy dow'ries of nectar the roses have paid. While the nightingale sighed that the roses must perish Pleading sweet that the stars in their bosoms be stayed. When the cheeks of the roses are faded and dying. When the toil-broken hive of their nectar is fed, 34 Will tlie bird chide the breezes, the breezes replying, To its sighs answer softly, "the boses were bed." When the snow wraps the bloom and the petals are flying In the arms of the tempest; for summer is fleet, Shall the bee chide the breezes? The breezes replying. Answer softly, "Ye chose, and the nectar was sweet." But the wraiths fade apace, for the light it is dying, And the pipe is a type of a life it is plain. But a model to shattter, it's useless the sighing For the strength or tobacco to start it again, But a choice and away for the years they are fleet. Though the eoses be bed and the nectab be sweet. THE VALE OF TO-BE. How the vale of to-be in our phantasy gleams From the crest of the hill of to-day, There is balm for our sorrows and gold for our dreams And the roses bend over the way. There are songs that are sweeter than those that are sung And the waters sing on to the sea; There are harps that are sweeter than hands ever strung In the phantasy land of To Be. There is freedom from tears, There is rest as the years As a May-time of happiness flee. Press along as we may Still the hill of to-day Is our task e'er the vale of To Be. There are hearts that are sad, but are still pressing on For the light that is ever before; There are thorns we must tread, there are griefs to be borne. There are feet that are weary and sore. Though we sink by the way Let us dream of the day When the heart of its burden is free; 2^ Of its doubt and its gloom And the roses in bloom In the deeps of the land of To Be. IF GROUCHY COMES. The red charge speeds — A world awaits — The cast of war, the turn of chance To break or bind the chains of States. He swept the field with anxious glance And strained his ear if winds might tell Of tread of troops and roll of drums. If Grouchy cames, then all is well; The fight is won if Grouchy comes. The charge flies on amid the rain Of iron hail that sweeps the field. They charge, recoil — they form again — The guard that dies, lut scorns to yield. Those guns that dared a world, they sway, The long lines bend with steel to steel — A world hangs poised — To horse away. Speed Grouchy, speed — They give — They reel. If but thy flags were here unfurled To turn the scale — if Grouchy's drums But tip the beam^ — then round the world Those drums shall sound. If Grouchy comes A hand would save. Alas, the crown Shall fall and France must bend the knee. Shall wear their chains, shall feel the frown Of tyrant kings, because of thee. THE WAR WOLF. Grim war lord with thy scourge in hand. Aye strike, and kill, and blast and blight. Strew tears abroad. 'Neath iron band. And tyrant rule, chain truth and right, Till lands and seas and worlds shall come To bow. to tremble, Rome, fierce Rome. Till time grows ripe, and ages call, He comes, he comes, the Gaul, the Gaul. Aye; fierce war breeds, suck snarl and den. For time; and times to rend and tear Till cries of pain and shrieks of men, And dying groans shall fill the air. Yet time shall turn, shall drive thee home, Shall say thou wert. Oh Rome, fierce Rome. With sword and spear thou shalt be hurled In vengeance down, by angered world. And seer, and stone, and dusty tome Shall say thou wert. Oh Rome, fierce Rome. WASHINGTON AT VALLEY FORGE. A feeble band — a swarming foe — Faint-hearted men and food denied. With bleeding feet amid the snow, With bleeding heart he stood and sighed. Then 'round him rose the cry for food, For clothes to shield from winter's blast. Yet firm amid the storm he stood, Who dares to dare, may win at last. Around there lay ten thousand foes, Within the serpent sought to slay. Red mutiny itself arose And sickness in the camp held sway. Brave sir, to yield were better far, Ere yet the hope of life is past — He spake — ^we perish as we are. Who dares to dare may win at last. He dared to dare, he dared and won, He dared when hope from all had flown. He dared, he saw his labor done — The land into a giant grown. He dared an ocean's bound the land; He dared his flag the seas hath passed; 27 He dared and millions crown the man; He dared to dare, he won at last. A LESSON LEARNED. When I see the children going To the school, there comes to me Just a shade of solemn longing For the times that used to be. For of all the happy moments There are none that ever will B.ring the pleasures of the frolics At the school upon the hill. There were houses that were finer, And the tasks were hard and long; Where we missed the Latin lesson, Where we worked the problem wrong. Where we learned the conjugation Of the Latin verb Amo, And when growing still more learned, Where we wrote it