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 AN AKGU3IENT IN FAVOR OF AN INTELLIGENT AND INDE- 
 PENDENT USE OF THE ELECTIVE FRANCHISE, FOB 
 THE PURPOSE OF SECURING AN INTELLI- 
 GENT, PATRIOTIC AND NON- 
 PARTISAN BALANCE 
 OF POWER. 
 
 By a. B, Wood. 
 
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 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1882, by 
 
 ABNER BROWN ELL WOOD. 0^^ 
 In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington, D. C. 
 
Dedication, 
 
 to every man who earns his bread in the 
 sweat of his face, in any legitimate busi- 
 ness pursuit or useful calling, this lit- 
 tle volume is respectfully dedicated by 
 The Author. 
 
NTRODUCTION. 
 
 You are invited to a feast, 
 
 Of which tliese few crumbs are (he least, 
 
 In fact are but a feeble token, 
 
 Of the full loaf from which they're broken. 
 
 If they but make you better, wiser, 
 
 By acting as an appetizer, 
 
 To self-communion, contemplation, 
 
 And patient, calm investigation. 
 
 So that the ample loaf is treasured, 
 
 Our whole ambition will bo measured. 
 
 If to your mind the context lacks, 
 
 In faith, and simply clings to facts, 
 
 Don't censure, let's rejoice that you 
 
 Have faith enough — perhaps for two, 
 
 And each improve his better light. 
 
 You run by faith and we by sight. 
 
 This much we all should take on trust : 
 
 If, when we die, as die we must, 
 
 A pure, sweet life returns to enfth, 
 
 The source of all maternal birth, 
 
 It will enrich the soil with use, 
 
 A better manhood to produce. 
 
 In this faith let's do all we can, 
 
 To benefit the coming man. 
 
 That he may better represent, 
 
 A gracious power, a wise intent. 
 
BRAIN VS. MUSCLE. 
 
 As prose is tedious I'll rehearse 
 The little I've to say in verse ; 
 'Twill save your patience and give time 
 To view the corpse of murdered rhyme, 
 For I aver I'm now about 
 To lay that ancient pilgrim out ; 
 But hope through his demise to state 
 Some facts to aid those who create 
 All worldly wealth, by toil, to find 
 Their empty pockets better lined. 
 This axiom none will dispute : 
 "Who sows in toil should reap the fruit"; 
 Yet, truth declares the best fruits fall, 
 To those who do not work at all. 
 
You ask, whence comes this paradox ? 
 We answer, through the ballot box. 
 Ere further an-wer, please to grant 
 Brief retrospection for a plant, 
 Whereon to base our arguments. 
 Or rather some plain common sense 
 Ideas of what should comprise 
 The duties of a free franchise. 
 Laying aside tradition's version. 
 And still more mythical assertion, 
 Dogmatical, of what had been. 
 Before authentic tomes came in, 
 Let's turn the boat in which we glide. 
 In fancy's parlance, down the tide, 
 And backward up the stream of time. 
 With laboring oar and row lock's chime, 
 Ascend to where authentic history. 
 Rests in the arms of ancient mystery, 
 Profound as that now hovering o'er us, 
 Or resting on the stream before us. 
 
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 Note, at the turning point, how wide 
 Appear the fields on either side, 
 By civilization cultured now, 
 And law, equivalent, and how 
 These social elements converge, 
 As up the stream our craft we urge 
 To where oblivion's stagnant tide, 
 Spreads out before us far and wide ; 
 A shoreless sea, to human ken — 
 Our voyage has yielded nothing then, 
 Save inference drawn from observation. 
 Comparison for speculation. 
 But let's project convergence shown 
 By history, into realms unknown, 
 By geometric formula, 
 And judge if 'tis not safe to say. 
 Though length of base and sine of arc 
 Are too obscurely known to mark 
 The point exact, that in some age, 
 Long antedating history's page. 
 
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 There was a point of time when naught, 
 Of legal rule was known or thought ; 
 When every human wight forlorn, 
 A law unto himself was born — 
 When individual strength of limb, 
 Measured the rights of her or him 
 Thii5 pre lex scripta human tussle, 
 We'll name the rule, or, age of muscle. 
 Now, of such lawless exigence. 
 Let's search the natural consequence — 
 The poor, or weak, 'twas all the same. 
 Only a difference in name, 
 By brawn and muscle robbed of aught 
 Their skill and handicraft had wrought, 
 Would naturally confederate 
 For self defence, against the great. 
 Which in the days of which I rhyme, 
 Meant the great muscle every time. 
 This mild restraint, in self defense, 
 Would as a natural consequence. 
 
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 Promote the right, deter from wrong, 
 Add peace and quiet, and ere long, 
 So many new adherents draw, 
 As soon to crystalize into law. 
 At first a rude impartial kind. 
 Which keen-eyed Justice, now so blind, 
 Promptly enforced, not as per scroll, 
 But in committee of the whole. 
 That memory treasured these events, 
 For future use, as precedents, 
 And that, when letters came to aid, 
 These memories were on parchment laid, 
 And that the common (see old saw). 
 Became thenceforth the written law, 
 By which a well disposed majority, 
 Could hold in check a bold minority — 
 That muscle's empire then did wane, 
 And then cotnmenced ''THE AGE OF brain". 
 It seems quite reasonable to suppose, 
 At all events there's no one knows, 
 
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 If it be false, so critics prate, 
 For you can only speculate. 
 Long as they used this wise invention, 
 To carry out the first intention, 
 Results as any one can see, 
 Would just and equitable be ; 
 But lust for power and ill got gain, 
 With legal backing, gave to brain, 
 Power to reverse the human tussle, 
 And in its turn to steal from muscle. 
 It's true that those who're called to preach 
 The sacred word, are prone to teach, 
 That man's the noblest work of God — 
 But then, they "go for him" rough-shod, 
 xVnd say he's nothing, only just 
 A poor, weak, vile worm of the dust ! 
 We don't say this to call attention, 
 To their esteem for the invention, 
 Nor to reflect on their reflection, 
 On other works in this connection. 
 
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 But just to note the worm case stated, 
 As being well authenticated 
 
 By history and observation, 
 Without recourse to Revelation, 
 Which, did we need its sacred backing, 
 In evidence is no wise lacking, 
 That makes humanity look thinner, 
 In ancient saint as well as sinner, 
 Than in our late, improved we think, 
 Decendants of the ''missing link." 
 At all events 'tis safe to say, 
 That average human nature, nay, 
 But human nature at the best. 
 Is not a thing on which to rest 
 Your confidence, or place in trust, 
 Of anything that human lust 
 May covet to increase and hold, 
 As power, or plac o, or fame, or gold. 
 Abate the law and muscle's thews, 
 Will soon their natural powers abuse ; 
 
Give legal backing unto brain, 
 It strips the toiler of his gain, 
 So it would seem we scarce need tell, 
 That each should watch the other well — 
 That now, as in mo^e ancient day, 
 We're called to watch as well as pray ! 
 Tomes have been written without half, 
 TJie essence of this paragraph: 
 "Eternal vigilance will be," 
 "For aye, the price of liberty." 
 And here your humbler scribe indites, 
 Also ihe price of human rights. 
 We do not wish the inference drawn, 
 That some are born to thew and brawn, 
 And others to a mental weight, 
 That makes two classes fixed by fate.; 
 Indeed, we deem it nature's due. 
 To candidly declare to you. 
 That she has been more fair by far, 
 In meting out, than critics are, 
 
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 In estimating what she's given,. 
 Without allowance made for leaven 
 Of use, which in the main gives place 
 Of excellence in either case. 
 A well wrought brain, suppose, elects, 
 To train the muscle it directs ; 
 Works with it in the shop or pit. 
 For individual benefit — 
 It spends its force in this direction, 
 And brings the muscle to perfection, 
 Of strength or handicraft, or both. 
 Winning the victory over sloth, 
 In wealth creating industry, 
 Of which it holds the master key ; 
 Saves to itself such recompense, 
 As is allowed by exigence 
 Of social status, fixed by those 
 Who do not grind their mental nose 
 On muscle's grindstone, and turns o'er 
 The balance to the common store 
 
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 Of worldly wealth, to be enjoyed 
 By those with only brain employed ; 
 Perhaps by those of lesser brain, 
 Who let their muscular strength remain 
 Intact, and in their purse wax fatter, 
 By brain work on external matter. 
 Persistently the masses toil, 
 Creating wealth ; they till the soil, 
 Make deserts bloom as blooms the rose, 
 Lay on the forge their pond'rous blovvSj 
 Rend metals from the rocky pit, 
 And render them for uses fit. 
 Build towns and cities, and provide 
 Raiment and food for all beside — 
 In short, all added wealth is due, 
 To labor's brawn and sinew's thew, 
 Beside the credit of replacing 
 The wastes of use and useless wasting ; 
 And yet. the shares the toiler gains. 
 Are but the crumbs thrown out by brains. 
 
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 II 
 
 Now,, this unnatural result, 
 Is not so very difficult 
 Of explanation, to the slave, 
 Who o\ves allegiance to some knave — 
 Or thinks he does — who wears a crown, 
 By highway robbers handed down, 
 ])acked by a claim of right divine, 
 To rob the toilers of his line 
 Of all except the rights of slaves, 
 And share the plunder with his- knaves, 
 Called nobles, to disguise the fact, 
 That they are parties to the act. 
 Alas, the serf, poor human elf, 
 Knows pretty well how 'tis, himself, 
 And needs no posting on the jobbery, 
 Tiiat's plain as any bare-faced robbery; 
 He also knows that restitution, 
 Must come through bloody revolution, 
 And so delays to do his worst, 
 Till life itself becomes accursed. 
 
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 But in a land where all ihe powers 
 
 Are held by voters, as in ours, 
 
 Where every loyaf man may be 
 
 A unit of Sovereignty. 
 
 It makes one blush, and manhood shames, 
 
 To see the thimble-rigging games, 
 
 By which the few the many strip, 
 
 Of time, and toil, and ownership. 
 
 By means, with which his hands tu staiii, 
 
 A despot robber would disdain ; 
 
 But which our thimble- riggtrs do 
 
 With brazen front, then ask of you, 
 
 Extended honors and applause. 
 
 For serving well the people's cause ! 
 
 And they, the masses, with great zeal, 
 
 Take up the partisan appeal. 
 
 And yelling like they'd split their throats. 
 
 Peddle the thimble rigger's votes. 
 
 And for the privilege work right hearty, 
 
 Of being robbed by their own party — 
 
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 And much enjoy the. discontent, 
 Of those vvho're robbed without consent— 
 For the political machine, 
 Like that of law, shaves all between 
 The managers, and leaves them e'en, 
 Victor as vanquished, stripped quite dean. 
 The Indian for a string of beads. 
 Gives of his lands, vast quit-claim deeds, 
 And very many men will class, 
 Poor "Lo" a most consummate ass, 
 Who oft their franchise birthright sell. 
 Not half as wisely or as well, 
 A drink of ''bug juice" often buys 
 The vote a man should dearly prize. 
 For it commands a manhood free. 
 Without it he a serf would be — 
 And is to-day to party rule, 
 An abject slave, a pliant tool ; 
 Paying the same for pottage cold, 
 That hirsute Esau did of old, 
 
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 For Jacob's stew — an awful steal — 
 But at the least, a good, warm meal. 
 This being the case, what do we need, 
 To stay the thimble- rigger's greed ; 
 To break the power of cliques and rings, 
 Despotic as the rule of kings, 
 To dispossess these parasites, 
 And thus maintain the people's rights ? 
 One says, "Reform" and works right hearty, 
 For reformation in his party ; 
 But when 'tis found what he's about. 
 The old machine soon grinds him out. 
 Labelled all over: sore-head, slvive, 
 Scoundrel and traitor, fool and knave; 
 And thimble-rigger makes a note : 
 "Replace him with a purchased vote" 
 "Better to use some stolen pence," 
 "Than try to placate common sense ;' 
 "The old machine has open till," 
 "When it is runninc: down the hill," 
 
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 "And furnishes the people's tin," 
 "To rope the careless voters in." 
 And this has always been the way, 
 From Adam's down to our day — 
 Party reforms are brought about, 
 By kicking the reformers out ! 
 Another viewing such result, 
 With observation more occult, 
 Decides that agitation storms. 
 In favor of some just reforms, 
 Be used as seeds from which to grow, 
 A party for the overthrow, 
 Of thimble-riggers, rings and cliques. 
 With their m.onopolistic tricks ; 
 Which have in some good party name, 
 Brought us to grief as well as shame. 
 The thing works well, for parties new, 
 Not only have reforms in view, 
 But introduce them, don't you see, 
 Through those who led to victory. 
 
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 And who were earnest in the plan, 
 Of winning back the rights of man. 
 But one decade will see these men, 
 Among our citizens again, 
 And in their place the same old set, 
 Or others just as bad **you bet", • 
 Selling our rights at a high figure, 
 And stealing with redoubled vigor! 
 So, real reform is at the best. 
 Only a temporary rest. 
 Another good, near-sighted man. 
 Is certain if we only can 
 Lay all the facts before the mass — 
 Jupiter Ammon ! say, let's pass, 
 Or turn it down, no matter v/hich, 
 Quicker to cure the seven-year-itch, 
 Than 'bate one grain of party zeal, 
 By any common sense appeal ! 
 The first you meet will tell you flat, 
 That he was born a Democrat, 
 
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 And mortal coil will shuffle off in 
 A Hickory Democratic coffin. 
 The next, Republican was born, 
 Is still the same, '•yes, in a horn" — 
 Republican don't understand, 
 Even in this enlightened land. 
 That twice his party 's changed its skin, 
 And every thing contained therein; 
 Nor does our Democrat suppose 
 He's wearing these old skins for clothes ; 
 Yet truth would bear e'en wider range — 
 Tis strange as true, and true as strange ! 
 With senseless but persistent aim, 
 These men are voting for a name — 
 Place that at ticket head they "go it", 
 No matter what is placed below it ; 
 The ticket head to them is all, 
 Their own of no account a* all. 
 These statesmen (?) fairly put to shame, 
 The man who asked "what's in a name ?" 
 
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 There's millions in it to those men. 
 Who live on public pap, but then, 
 Those millions come, aye, always came, 
 From such as vote for party name. 
 As parties won't reform within, 
 And new ones soon grow old in sin, 
 And since the masses will, in main. 
 Vote party, and ignore their brain. 
 How can our franchise birthright be 
 Used to perpetuate Liberty, 
 And equal rights, that fvery one. 
 May garner in what he has sown — 
 That law , will render just and true, 
 To all who toil the wages due ? 
 It may be done : If men of sense, 
 Will cultivate intelligence; 
 Cut loose the party apron strings, 
 That bind them to those cliques and rings. 
 And vow 'fore God and Liberty, 
 That they will independent be, 
 
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 Of partisan affiliation, 
 Or voluntary degradation — 
 No matter which you call the name, 
 Be it this or that, it's all the same. 
 Parties are tools designed for use 
 Of men, and 'tis a grave abuse 
 Of the design intended, when, 
 Parties, instead, make tools of men! 
 With party tools as with the rest, 
 Use that which does your work the best; 
 Don't take it as a heritage, 
 No matter what its name or age, 
 But as a working tool command, 
 To do the work you have in hand. 
 Show party shysters you intend 
 To use a means to reach an end — 
 The means, the franchise of manhood, 
 The end in view, the public good. 
 A million voters, wise and bold, 
 A balance safe, ,of power, would hold, 
 
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 And give us as a consequence. 
 A land ruled by intelligence, 
 Instead of thimble rigging bloats, 
 Elected by straight party votts. 
 Right here, in just two lines, Dear Sir, 
 We'll tell yo'i how those straights occur: 
 The ticket head< are straight and many. 
 The men who vote them haven't any 
 Don't organize, for if you do. 
 You're rode by the whole robber crew, 
 W^ho to your ranks would boldly press, 
 The moment you had gained success, 
 And soon assume the leadership, 
 Once more the people bare to strip ; 
 But let the district school-house be 
 Your rallying point, where fair and free, 
 Discussion hold, your theme to be 
 Political Economy. — 
 Study our form of government, 
 Of each department the intejit, 
 
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 And when you've got the p-roper cue, 
 Push your investigations through. 
 Suppose you strike in this direction: 
 Find uho's protected by protection, 
 And name the kind, if that you can, 
 That benefits the laboring man ! 
 Or one that does not add expense 
 To labor as a consequence. 
 Figure the dollars, many a time. 
 It takes to get a custom dime, 
 And then with careful balance made, 
 Between protection and free trade. 
 Just place the difference of amounts, 
 'Gainst labor's meager bank accounts. 
 A most important agitation, 
 Is the discussion of taxation. — 
 Don't bother with the old inventions 
 Of kingly robbers, leave dissensions, 
 Upon all questions of this kind, 
 To congress with its wealth of mind(?) 
 
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 Their only trouble seems to be, 
 To fit such harness to the free, 
 The only reason why they can, 
 Is 'cause the party votes the man. 
 "To congress with its wealth of mind", 
 Would read more truly, wealth of wind, 
 Dear reader, pardon, just this time, 
 The sacrifice of truth to rhyme — 
 Find the best way for tax to strike 
 All wealth directly and alike, 
 And then you've beaten Euclid's square, 
 And got Eureka by the hair 
 Again, permit us the suggestion. 
 Of tackling the financial question ; 
 Contemplate, please, the vast amount 
 Of business chained to bank discount. 
 Dues discount best serve business ways. 
 On paper due at thirty days ? 
 Find, if you can, how we improve it, 
 By using ten per cent to niove it ; 
 
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 Then ask yourself the reason why- 
 John Doe, and Roe, and you and I, 
 Should furnish credit for some gent, 
 To lend his debts, at ten per cent. 
 Increase of wealth is claimed to be 
 Gained by protecting industry, 
 But this protecting men to loan 
 Their debts, instead of what they own. 
 Takes double measure, don't you see ? 
 Without the wealth creating plea ; 
 Which plea, though false as to the mass, 
 Is true of the protected class — 
 Both class protection will be found, 
 One simple, t'other one compound. 
 Perhaps it would be well for you. 
 To look this proposition through: 
 Silver and gold, with complement 
 Of treasury notes, for what we want, 
 Busmess requirements to reach. 
 Each interchangeable with each, 
 
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 To the full power of sovereignty, 
 In ready means, whate'er it be — 
 Don't let your party harness chafe, 
 'Tis economic, simple, safe. — 
 Two other things we'll briefly mention, 
 Which claim your early, strict attention, 
 Consider well each one of these : 
 Government built monopolies, 
 Through which invention the big fish, 
 Swallow all others in the dish. — 
 A civil service most uncivil. 
 Which, had his majesty, the devil, 
 Invented for a sweeping curse. 
 He could not well have made it worse ; 
 Congress admits its sad revealings, 
 But won't give up its many stealings, 
 Until intelligence demands, 
 A better practice at their hands. 
 'Tis safer too, to hold, while lacking, 
 The confidence of such a backing, 
 
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 For they like pK)ttei's clay have grown, 
 To party power behind the throne. 
 Let one from party dictum swerve, 
 The public interest to serve, 
 This power will ban, constituents frown 
 And both together hound him down ; 
 But if he serves monopoly, 
 This power sustains, and so do we ! 
 Results: King party gains its ends, 
 And labor crucifies its friends. 
 The ballot box, where labor could, 
 Find labor union, if it would 
 But strike with brain, is quite ignored, 
 And little gimlet strike-holes bored 
 In business, with this sad result, 
 The gimlet striker's catapult, 
 Returns to him like boomerang hook, 
 And strikes his empty pocket-book; 
 Or, if said book is full when hit, 
 The blow is sure empty it. — 
 
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 Then why appeal to such things, when 
 A million independent men, 
 With organization of that kind, 
 Where mind is burnished against mind, 
 Could hold the welfare of the land, 
 As in the hollow of their hand — 
 Be champions of Liberty, 
 And Bulwark of Humanity — 
 A mild and patriotic senna, 
 Working the best good of the many. 
 How can we do it ? Easily, 
 And well, as > ou will soon agree: 
 Tell every candidate elect, 
 What independer-t men expect, 
 And if they fail your expectations. 
 Remand them to their private stations. 
 Use parties in the self same way; 
 Teach them lo rule, is to obey 
 The dictates of intelligence, 
 Or take defeat as consequence. 
 
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 Against absurd, blind party zeal, 
 
 Make patient, calm, but firm appeal: 
 
 "If you would freedom's boon inherit, 
 
 "0, crucify the party spirit, 
 
 "And help through all the land to cry it, 
 
 '^0, CTucify it, Crucify it. — 
 
 Let those who vote by party rules, 
 
 Become to you as working tools, 
 
 To even up the parties, when, 
 
 You hold the balance safe, — Amen. 
 
 :E^Elvd:^=^^^Is:s. 
 
 With nil its libfvucliMes of application and in results, our jury system 
 is clung to by the people — with great good sense, we think — as a resort 
 in case a corrupt judiciary should thwart instead of administering justice. 
 So would we, notwithstanding the opinions herein expressed, not only 
 cling to, hut extend the privilege of the ballot box until it embraced every 
 loj'al citizen of proper age, relying upon the intelligent, independent, 
 non-partisan patriotism of the country for a corrective balance of power. 
 Nothing less than this is truly democratic. Anything less than this 
 ojiens the way to restrictions, which only need cultivation to develop 
 into oligarchal rule. Briefly, we regard the problem of popular gov- 
 ernment as still unsolved, and believe that an intelligent, nonpartisan bal- 
 ance of power otters the most effective means for a successful solution. 
 
 1. Independent Clubs or schools, for the study and discussion of 
 all subjects appertaining to political economy ; said clubs to be governed 
 by the usual rules of legislative bodies. 
 
 2. Clioose questions for discussion and carefully study them, then 
 
intniducc by bills to bo disiKmed of In lecjlslfttive manner, keeping a record 
 of results and especially the reasons given for vetoes should they occur. 
 
 3. Quarterly township nieotinga, of pro tern delegates, for reviewing 
 aud comparing work done, tmd puggesting new work. 
 
 4. Half-yearly county nie<>tings, ot pro tern delegates, for same 
 puri>o6es. 
 
 5. Yearly state meetings of pro tern delegates, appointed by previous 
 meetings of county delegates, 
 
 6. National meeting every fourth year (the year on which the 
 election of president occurs) of pro tern delegates chosen at last pre- 
 vious state meetings, for like purposes as above noted, and to make 
 arrangements foi uniformity of petitions to bo presented to the incom- 
 ing congress. 
 
 1. Work faithfully In all primary, or jKjpular assemblages. 
 
 2. Demand of all candidates nominated for legislative offlceti, 
 a public statement of their opinions, upon specific questions of p<)lltieal 
 importance, and, also, what course they will pursue in regard to 
 said questions, if elected. 
 
 3. When the legislature, and particularly When congress meets, 
 see that they are fully posted, by petition, as to the legislation de- 
 sired by the intelligent I'alance of power, aud for which the domi- 
 lumt iKirty will be btld resi>on8ible. > 
 
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