lin^t^S "from l&pan . anft ®tbet IRb^mes — — The — Mutual Life INSURANCE COMPANY, OF NEW YORK. RICHARD A. MCCURDY, PRESIDENT. Sast Hssets «««> $1,000,0111 GOOD LIVE AGENTS •:• •:. SHOULD SECURE CONTRACTS WITH THIS COMPANY < < Now lor World's Fair Period. -CHARLES H. FERGUSON, GENERAL AGENT. Tacoma. Building, Clnicago. COMPLIMENTS OF THE CHICAGO INDEPENDENT The Life Insurance Agent's Journal. JINGLES FROM JAPAN Other Rhymes PETER SIMPLE - CHICAGO: The Independent Printing k Publishing Co, 1891 -t} 3 ^^.1 To the fifty-thousand energetic and intelhgent fieldworks of life insurance, this little collection of rhymes is respectfully dedicated, A poet once with fervor cried — His verses oft had righted wrongs — "I care not who may make the laws, Jf I'm allowed to write the songs." Peter Simple. PUBLISHER'S NOTE— The verses of this collection have appeared in Tin-; CmrA(ir( J nm>''im;\|)i;nt. Jingles From Japan. An Adaptation. As Sung by the Chicago Life Agents. OPENING CHORUS. If you want to know whom you see, Each is an insurance man ; We are a goodly companee, With many a fetching plan. We are men of wit and tact, For words we've never lacked ; You're wrong if you doubt the fact. If you think we work for pelf, You should our bank books scan ; We never are thinking of self, We labor for good of man. Perhaps you suppose this throng Can't keep it up very long? If that's your idea, you're wrong. A TRUE PHILANTHROPIST. SOLO : PRESIDENT MIKADO. A more urbane official never Did in this land exist; To no other second, I'm certainly reckoned A trvie philanthropist. It is my very humane endeavor, To make to some degree. Each new-fledged plan Seem spic and span. A splendid policee. My object I confess. Though profits may grow less, To beat the record of business — The record of business ; And make each agent see, Unwilling though he be. The advantages of povertee — Advantage of povertee. All prosy, dull insurance workers. Who chatter and bleat and bore, Must stop debating And learn rebating. We must have business more. The executive application-jcrkers, Who journey East and West, Prepared to proffer A special offer, They truly are loved best. My object I confess, &c. PROSPECTS THAT BUD IN THE FALL. duet: solicitor nanki-poo and journalist KO.-KO. Nank. The prospects that bud in the fall, tra la, Give promise of many a risk, So we'll welcome them great and small, tra la, And hope that we'll capture them all, tra la. For w^e are persuasive and brisk. And that's what we mean when we say that the fall Is the time when all agents can make a bighaul. Tra la, la, la, la, la, &c. Ko-KO. The prospects that bud in the fall, tra la. At times do not grow to a bloom. They become microscopically small, tra la. And oft don't appear at all, tra la. Leaving nothing but noise in the boom. And that's what I mean when I say that the fall Is sometimes a season when profits are small. Tra la, la, la, la, la, &c. GOT 'EM ON THE LIST. solo: journalist ko-ko. As sometimes it may happen that a victim must be found, We've got a little list — we've got a little list Of insurance offenders who might well be under ground, And never would be missed — whenever would be missed. There's the actuary-philosopher who incubates new schemes. And silly ground-floor offerings with which in- surance teems ; There's the smooth-tongued special agent, that Arab in disguise, Whose predatory calling the local men despise ; There's the home office amateurs who pose as journalists, They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed. FULL CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list— he's got 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll nor.c of 'em be missed. 11 PERPLEXITY. trio: solicitor nanki-poo, sweetheart yum YUM AND journalist KO-KO. Nank. Here's a how-de-do ! If I rebate you, Then my grocer's bill's not settled, And my tailor's badly nettled. They cannot be cut too. Here's a how-de-do ! Yum. Here's a pretty mess ! Commissions growing less ! Where's my cream and soda water If he has to premiums slaughter? Witness my distress. Here's a pretty mess ! Ko-KO. Here's a state of things ! Insolvency it brings ! " For my paper you must trust mc ; "This rebating's nearly bu'st me." In my ear it rings. Here's a state of things ! "OH, REBATE." SOLO : journalist ko-ko. At a desk in La Salle street, a poor little thing Sang "Rebate; oh, rebate; oh, rebate! " And I said to him, " Little one, why do you sing "About * Rebate ; oh, rebate ; oh, rebate ? ' " Is it weakness of intellect, comrade? " I cried, "Or a rather big bonus, for which you have tried?" With a shake of his poor little head he replied, "Oh, rebate; oh, rebate; oh, rebate!" He slapped at his chest, as he squirmed in his chair. Singing " Rebate ; oh, rebate; oh, rebate!" And a cold perspiration bedewed his thin hair — Oh, rebate ; oh, rebate ; oh, rebate ! He sobbed and he sighed and he swore a great swore. And then his limp form with a thud struck the floor, But this echo came back from the Evergreen Shore, "Oh, rebate; oh, rebate ; oh, rebate!" Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name Isn't rebate; oh, rebate; oh, rebate! That 'twas mortgage renewals that made him exclaim, "Oh, rebate; oh, rebate; oh, rebate!" And if you will rebate, then both you and I Shall perish as he did, and you will know why, Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die, "Oh, rebate; oh, rebate; oh, rebate!" A GAME OF TENPINS. Ten little prospects standing in a line, One had heart disease and then there were nine. Nine little prospects, all first-rate, One was too old and so there were eight. Eight little prospects in a sorry fix, Two had tubercles and that left six. Six little prospects now remained alive, Along comes a ' ' special ' ' and then there were five. Five little prospects at the doctor's door, One was a light-weight and so there were four. Four little prospects await a policee, Albumen showed itself and then there were three. Three little prospects — things look blue — Insanity on father's side and that left two. Two little prospects, all the rest had gone. Apoplectic symptoms left only one. One little prospect of all the goodly group. Policy " not taken," agent in the soup. " The company's rates are not too high," The agent firmly stated ; But, after heaving many a sigh The premium he rebated. THE AGENT. Who from the early morn 'till late, And often in the face of fate, Labors to make his company great ? The Agent. Who bears the burden of the fight, And tries to make the black seem white. And swears his company's all right? The Agent. Who is it has to "hold the fort," 'Mid evil or 'mid good report. When dividends this year are short ? The Agent. Who is it cuts the greatest swell. And puts up at the best hotel. And has the latest scheme to sell ? The "Special Executive." Don't wait for clients to come to you. But hustle. Don't color your thoughts a cerulean hue, But tussle. There's a birth every moment, says the statis- tician ; There are hundreds just dying to ioin in your plan; So work on and toil on, and get all you can. Just Ijustle. NOW AND THEN. When the record's well completed, With figures grand to show, You'll find chance for moralizing, And an advertising blow ; Now's the time for reformation. Send a letter to the press, And 'mid a howl of execration — 'Mid a howl of execration — Jog on serenely ; jog on serenely. Jog on serenely ne'ertheless. But when autumn leaves are falling, And competition's strongly grown. You've no use for moralizing, Reformation may be blown ; Then's the time for sharp rebating, Send the specials to and fro. And 'mid the slaughter of first premiums— 'Mid the slaughter of first premiums- Bob up serenely ; bob up serenely. Bob up serenely— let her go ! Deaths of great men oft remind us, We can make our own sublime, If we only leave behind us Policies paid up in time. SING A SONG OF REBATE. Sing a song of rebate — Noddles full of wiles, Four-and-twenty specials, Dressed in latest styles ; With powers extraordinary. Prepared to do the grand, Aren't they a pretty set To scatter through the land ? President in home office, Happy in his dreams ; Actuary at his desk, Figuring out new schemes ; Local agent in the field, Working hard and brisk. Along comes a special And grabs up the risk. The actuary's a busy man. His brain is ne'er at rest ; Each day he incubates a plan Full sure to prove the best. The solicitor's a weary man, His brain is in a stew ; He has not time to grasp one plan, Before there's something new. MASQUERADING. Things are seldom what they seem, Reform is often but a dream ; Tontine's sold as "distribution," Records may bring destitution. So they may, I dare say*. Earthly saints may sometimes be Lacking in sweet charity. Even "rogues " have pious turns ; Jealousy like vitriol burns. Yes, I know, That is so. "Stealing" agents may be awful, Other things are more unlawful. Bonus plums are tempting fruit, Strip the tree and kill the root. That's the way. Who'll say nay? Lead oif the well spent nag, His race is done. Bring on the colt Reform, Trim Ninety-one. Cash in your bonus checks, New bets now make ; This race must beat them all- All records break. MY COMPANY. TO J, W. J., CHICAGO. My company, 'tis of thee, Champion of Equity, Of thee I sing. While rivals snarl and fight, Thy name is pure and bright. Sure that thy course is right, To thee I cling. Thy plans are clear and just ; In them I place my trust, And premiums bring. Though thou wilt not rebate Thy printed table rate, From early morn 'till late Thy praise I sing. SOUR GRAPES. His father "shuffled " at 34, His ma at 30 and 7, His brother at 10 saw the golden shore, His sister at 6 went to heaven. " Insurance is a frightful bore, " More rotten than suspected." Solicitors now pass his door, Because he's been rejected. OH ! LISTEN TO THIS TALE OF WOE. A bonus plum I had in view. Listen to my tale of woe ! I watched my record as it grew, And every agent in Chicago knew About my record and the bonus, too ; They grew. Listen to my tale of woe ! To make a record and bonus, too— Listen to my tale "of woe ! I on renewals strongly drew, And to my men I put the screw, But lost their love and bonus, too ; Boo hoo ! Listen to my tale of woe ! BEFORE AND AFTER TAKING. SUSPENSE. Oh ! that moment of all moments— Keenly felt, but not defined — When the policy's accepted, But the check is not yet signed. CONSUMMATION. Oh ! the ecstacy of feeling ; Oh ! the triumph in your breast. As you gladly make your exit. With the check snug in your vest. THE ANGLER. On a mossy mound he had found a seat, His feet o'er the bank he dangled ; Away from the city's blistering heat, He dreamily sat and angled. To those at home who were caught in the lurch, A story by mail he related, Of how he had landed a thousand perch. And swore he had not rebaited. Little applications, Little policies, Help to make a record For the agencies. ODE TO A SOLICITOR. He oh'd ! for a bath in the briny deep ; He oh'd ! for the mountain's ozone ; He oh'd ! for one night of a dreamless sleep ; He oh'd that he might yet atone — But all that he oh'd ! for is not here related. He owed for the butcher and grocery bills ; He owed for the clothing he wore; He owed for his family's gewgaws and frills; He owed at the bar a long score — And vainly he oh'd ! that he had not rebated KISMET. Extended on his dying bed, The insurance agent lay ; The vital spark had almost fled — His eyes Avere set and gray. A weeping family gathered round , Bemoaned his cruel fate. A moral can be quickly found — He died of La Rebate. Ah, the record is grand for '89 ! But when the sieve's well shaken. The residue is not so tine — The policies " not taken." PROSPECTS OF TO-MORROW. He sat in the othce and gazed at his list Of "prospects " great and small ; He said that to-morrow he'd start anew scheme, By which he'd scoop them all. There was one big risk he'd go for first, He'd talk the twenty -year plan ; But while he sat and schemed and smiled, A rival captured his man. A HOME OFFICE JOURNAL. A good^'^-goody little sheet, With pretty illustrations ; Filled up by grateful widow's tears And wordy dissertations. It tells you when to pot your plants And the average age of man ; But never shows you how to gauge An actuarial plan. The preacher has a generous "call, And doctors grow in fame ; The agent has no "pull " at all, But gets there just the same. WONDROUS WISE. There was a man in our time Who thought he had a plan By which he could insurance sell At three dollars to the man. And when he found reserves were short, He made a mighty haul, By grabbing from the surplus fund Pete's money to pay Paul. TWO PICTURES. He entertained at the Richelieu A large and promising "case; " The bill on his pocket heavily drew, But he paid with a smiling face. Now, since that day and its royal time. He does not fly so high. At noon it only costs a dime For coffee and piece of pie. Reform ! Reform ! We boldly cry ; Then stir the field again, And close one eye. AS YOU SEE IT. The editor's a learned man, As all can plainly see. His points are bold and terse and strong ; He's always upin "G." The editor's a stupid fool, A lying debauchee. His mouthings are the rankest bosh ; His paper is "N. G." TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM. The tontine scheme's an awful sin, Worse than electrocution ; But here's a plan on which to win — The 5-year distribution. Two and two and one and three, Each is a separate sum ; The difference you can plainly see, 'Twixt tweedle dee and dum. You innocent looking banana peels, That suddenly make men lose their heels, 'Twere not for slippery things like you, What would our accident companies do? THE ... Chicago Independent THE LIFE AGENT'S JOURNAL. VAI,UABI,E OPINIONS OF FIEI/DWORKI^RS. Chicago, March 12, 1891. It affords me great pleasure to recommend your wide-awake paper to life agents every- where, in each number of which they will not only find matter of vital interest to them, but presented in a manner so intelligent and forcible as to commend it to their thoughtful consider- ation. I wish you every success in your good work for our profession. Charles H, Ferguson, General Agent, Mutual Life. Chicago, A.pril 15, 1891. I peruse with much interest the columns of your paper every month and derive much per- sonal benefit thereby. While I know that many agents in my department are subscribers, I can sincerely say that I wish each one was. I send best wishes for your success in every way . G. E. Tarbell, Resident Secretary, Equitable Life One Facf IS Worth ^L Thousand Th. THE Twenty-Tear Tontine policies of tlie Equitable Life Assurance Society maturiug^ in 1891 return the poll cyliolder all the premiums paid, and the following rates of interest on the premiums which have been paid during^ the twenty years, in addition to the assurance of his life during the entire period: 20-TEAR ENDOWMENTS. A RETURN IN CASH OF ALL TKEMU'MS AGE. WITH INTEREST AT THE RATE OF 35 6% % 45 6% fo 55 8 % LIFE RATE, TONTINK PERIOD TERMINATING at the END OF 20 YEARS. A RETURN IN CASH OF ALL PREMIUMS AGE, WITH INTEREST AT THE RATE OF 35 2% % 45 3V2 % 55 51/2 % The return on other kinds of policies is in proportion depending upon the kind of policy and the premiums paid. There is no assurance extant in any company which compares with tliis. The Equitable is the strongest company in tlie World and transacts the largest business. ASSETS, $125,000,000. SURPLUS, $25,000,000. I desire to secure a few more lirst-class agents, under liberal contracts, for Illinois, Wisconsin and Nebraska. GAGE E. TARBELL, RESIDENT SECRETARY, Chamber of Commerce Building, CHICAGO. VALUABLE OPINIONS OF FIELDWORKERS. Chicago, March 25, 1891. We like the paper because you are independ- ent and do not hesitate to criticise and show up objectionable things and features which are detrimental to the life insurance business. You come nearer being an agents' medium than any journal we know. We are glad to know that success has been yours and wish you still greater prosperity for the future. We think that every life man should read The Independent. Moore & Riggs, General Agents. Equitable Life. Chicago, March 17, 1891. I consider your journal one of true merit, in which is recorded much matter which is of great value to the fieldworker. My men in- quire for it before the monthly number comes, which shows that they are interested in its con- tents. I «an cheerfully recommend it as a good journal for the solicitor to read. W. D. Wyman, Manager, Berkshire Life. Chicago, March 18, 1891. I welcome The Chicago Independent every month. As it "is a journal solely devoted to life insurance, it is of special interest to agents. W. N. Sattley, Manager, Manhattan Life. « HOW BIG? 5!" HOW STRONG? The Home Lite Insurance Goinpany OF NEW YORK HAS OVER $126 OF ASSETS TO SECURE EVERY $100 OF LIABILITIES Its New Policy Contracts arc Attractive, Easily Explained and Quickly Sold PROFITABLE AGENCY CONTRACTS in promising territory, am he secured by active men of good reputation. Apply to W A NEWELL General Manager Western Department, Home Itisuraiivc lUiililin^-, Vi li I Vi A VJ " ^ VALUABLE OPINIONS OK FIELDWORKKUS. Chicago, March 12, 1891. Please call upon me at your earliest conveni- ence, as I wish to renew the subscription list of our agents, who have remitted directly to me, make some changes in the addresses and add several more names. I have met all these subscribers since they commenced reading your journal and they enthusiastic in expressions of regard for it. R. H. Eddy, Superintendent, Union Central Life. Chicago, March 29, 1891. Having watched from the start the work in which your paper is engaged — i. e. the dignify- ing of the calling of the fieldworker of life in- surai}ce, and the reformation of the real inter- ests of our great profession, whether in the field or in the office — w^e desire to express our appre- ciation of your efforts and to w^ish you contin- ued success. Janney & Hammer, General Agents, Provident Life and Trust Co, Chicago, March 13, 1891. Being an exclusive life agents' paper, and con- taining fearless and practical articles for the benefit of the fieldworker, The Independent should have a hearty support from all agents. B. V. Hubbard, Manager, Provident Savings Life. ILLINOIS STATE AGENCY OF THE Plaiattaii Llle Iprap hnm, or NEW YORK. . W. 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Your paper is just what I have been looking for — one devoted solely to life insurance, and not in the interest of some one company. It merits the patronage of all interested in life insurance. Charles B. Van Slyke, Si;ate Agent, Mutual Benefit Life. Polo, Ills., March 24, 1891. As a journal devoted exclusively to life under- writing, The Chicago Independent, in my opinion, has no peer, M. E. Schryver, Sup't of Agents, Northern 111. & Wis., Union Central Life VALUABLE OPINIONS OF FIELDWORKEKS. Des Moines, Iowa, March 18, 1891. The position you take in the reform movement certainly entitles you to the commendation of all field workers who are in favor of bringing the dignity of the profession to the standing which properly belongs to it. I heartily recommend your journal to all life insurance w^orkers as the best. T. F. McAvoY, State Agent, Mutual Benefit Life. 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There is so much in the average insurance journal that is of no interest to a life insurance agent that all must appreci- ate The Independent. It deserves liberal sup- port. J. M. Edmiston, State Agent, Union Central Life. St. Paul, Minn., March 14, 1891. In ni}^ judgment The Chicago Independent publishes information of the most practical value to life insurance agents, and I am sure my office receives more benefitfor the dollar in vested in the subscription than for any other one hun- dred cents expended during the year. F. L. Bancroft, General Agent, New England Mutual Life. Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Maxch 12, 1891. Every one of my agents are subscribers to The Chicago Independent. They believe with me that it is the best life insurance journal pub- lished. H. A. Munger, General Agent, Northwestern Mutual Life. VALIAHLE OI'INIONS OF I-IKLDWUKKKKS. St. Louis, March 23, 1891. 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