ft 1 BHHHHI IN HHH1 HH i mm Bill HSfe una i NAPOLEON BUONAPARTE. -*Sg3^ THE TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF NAPOLEON "BUONAPARTE, Sic cogitavit." — Bacon. LONDON: (y SAMPSON LOW, SON, AND MARSTON. CROWN BUILDINGS, 188, FLEET STREET. PREFACE. HE aim of this volume is so clearly seen in its title, that few words are necessary here, and these will be used only to as- sure the reader, that from the mass of literature which has already grown around the history of the most extraordinary captain and statesman of modern times, the conversations, phrases and opinions which are most characteristic have been carefully gathered together, and subjected to some sort of arrangement ; so that we have here, in a small compass, that which will best, without bias, form our judgment of a man who, while he has on the one hand been unduly exalted, has on the other been unjustly condemned. Judged here by his own words, by his warm opinions, his ardent wishes, his generous impulses, or his selfish and b il PREFACE. inexorable determinations, he will perhaps receive that justice which he believed posterity would accord him. Judges of literary work will easily perceive the difficulty of adequately performing this task in so small a space. It would have been easier to have written a much larger volume, just as it is less difficult to produce several gallons of tasteless broth than one half pint of Liebig's essence of meat. It was indeed of the life of Napoleon that Sir Walter Scott declared that " he produced nine volumes because he had not time to write one." If the critics will bear this in mind, the necessity for omission of purely military and political matters and details, they will probably not complain that we have not given all the words of a great man during a busy life. It may be as well, however, for the editor of the series, while bearing witness to the industry and judgment of the compiler, to submit a list of the chief works consulted, with a remark that were it ostentatiously paraded, it could be very largely extended. "History of Napoleon." By J. G. Lockhart. Murray's Family Library. " History of Napoleon." Sir Walter Scott. PREFACE. iii " Recits de la Captivite de l'Empereur Napoleon a S te - Helene." Par le Comte Montholon. "The Last Days of the Emperor Napoleon." G. Antommarchi. Caulaincourt's " Recollections of Napoleon." " The Entertaining History of the Early Years of Napoleon." By a Royal Emigrant. "Private Memoirs of Napoleon." By Bour- rienne. "Memoires de Josephine." " The Edinburgh Review." (Several volumes.) " Memoirs of Fouche." " The Court and Camp of Buonaparte." " The Book of Fate of H. I. M. Napoleon." " The Last Six Weeks of Napoleon's Life." By John Monkhouse, a Naval Officer. "History of a Visit to St. Helena." By Mrs. Ward. (Privately printed.) Various pamphlets, reviews, private memoirs, &c. TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 1773. £HEN Napoleon was about fourteen, he was conversing with a lady about Marshal Tu- renne, and extolling him to the skies. " Yes, my friend," she answered, " he was a great man ; but I should like him better if he had not burnt the Palatinate." " What does that matter," he replied briskly, " if the burning was necessary to the success of his plans ?" Napoleon's German master, a heavy and phlegmatic man, who thought the study of German the only one ne- cessary to a man's success in life, finding Napoleon absent from his class one day, asked where he was. He was told he was undergoing his examination for the artillery. " Does he know anything then?" he asked ironically. " Why, sir, he is the best mathematician in the school." " Well," was his sage remark, " I have always heard say, and I always thought, that mathematics was a study only suitable to fools." 2 TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF " It would be satisfactory to know," Napoleon said twenty years after, " if my professor of languages lived long enough to enjoy his discernment." In 1782, at one of the holiday school fetes at Brienne, to which all the inhabitants of the place were invited, guards were established to preserve order. The dignities of officer and subaltern were conferred only on the most distinguished. Bonaparte was one of these on a certain occasion, when "The Death of Caesar" was to be per- formed. A janitor's wife who was perfectly well known presented herself for admission without a ticket. She made a clamour, and insisted upon being let in, and the sergeant reported her to Napoleon, who, in an impe- rative tone, exclaimed, " Let that woman be removed, who brings into this place the licence of a camp." Bonaparte was confirmed at the military school at Paris. At the name of Napoleon, the archbishop who confirmed him, expressed his astonishment, saying that he did not know this saint, that he was not in the calendar, &c. The child answered unhesitatingly, " That that was no reason, for there were a crowd of saints in Paradise, and only 365 days in the year." 1 Dining one day with one of the professors at Brienne, the professor knowing his young pupil's admiration for Paoli, spoke disrespectfully of the general to tease the boy. Napoleon was energetic in his defence. " Paoli, 1 In a little volume, published about 1802, entitled." Authen- tic Memoirs of Bonaparte, First Consul of the French Republic, from his birth to the present time," the anecdote is finished as follows: — "Napoleon," the assistant minister remarked to the prelate, "I do not know that saint." "I believe it," replied Napoleon ; " the saint is a Corsican ! " NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 3 sir," said he, " was a great man ! he loved his country ; and I shall never forgive my father for consenting to the union of Corsica with France." Speaking of his early attachment to Mademoiselle du Colombier, Napoleon said, " We were the most innocent creatures imaginable. We contrived short interviews together. I well remember one which took place on a midsummer's morning, just as the light began to dawn. It will hardly be believed that all our happiness consisted in eating cherries together." 1790. When at Auxonne, Napoleon and some subal- tern officers were quartered at the house of a barber. / Napoleon, as usual when off duty, shut himself in his V room and devoted himself to study. The other young officers amused themselves by coquetting with the bar- ber's pretty wife, who was much annoyed that her charms had no power to draw Napoleon from his studies. Afterwards, when in command of the army in Italy, Napoleon passed through Auxonne, on his way to Ma- rengo. He stopped at the barber's door, and asked his former hostess if she remembered a young officer by the name of Bonaparte, who once quartered in her family. " Indeed I do," she replied pettishly ; " and a very dis- agreeable young man he was. He was always shut up in his room, and if he did walk out, he never conde- scended to speak to any one." u Ah! my good woman!" Napoleon rejoined, "had I passed my time as you wished to have me, I should / not now have been in command of the army of Italy." One evening, just after the demolition of the Bastile, Napoleon, in M. Neckar's drawing-room, in a long 4 TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF speech which he made, much to the astonishment of every one, said, " If our troops are not compelled un- hesitatingly to obey the commands of the executive, we shall be exposed to the blind fury of democratic pas- sions, which will render France the most miserable country on the globe. The ministry may be assured that if the daily increasing arrogance of the Parisian mob is not repressed by a strong arm, and social order rigidly maintained, we shall see not only this capital, but every other city in France, thrown into a state of in- describable anarchy, while the real friends of liberty, the enlightened patriots now working for the best good of our country, will sink beneath a set of demagogues, who, with louder outcries for freedom on their tongues, will be in reality but a horde of savages worse than the Neros of old." 1792. While in Paris, on the 20th of June, Napoleon was walking with Bourrienne on the banks of the Seine. They followed the multitude, and saw them swarm into the Tuileries, drag the humiliated king into the em- brasure of a window, and force him to put the red cap on his head. Napoleon turned from the sight, ex- claiming, " The wretches ! how could they suffer this vile mob to enter the palace ! They should have swept down the first five hundred with grape shot, and the rest would have soon taken to flight." " I frankly declare/' said Napoleon, " that if I were compelled to choose between the old monarchy and Jacobin misrule, I should infinitely prefer the former." One evening, in the midst of the Reign of Terror, on returning from a walk through the streets of Paris, a lady asked him — NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 5 " How do you like the new Constitution ? " He replied hesitatingly, " Why, it is good in one sense certainly ; but all that is connected with carnage is bad ;" and then he ex- claimed in an outburst of undisguised feeling, " No ! do ! no! down with this constitution ; I do not like it!" 1794. During the siege of Toulon, one of the agents of the Convention ventured to criticise the position of a gun which Napoleon was superintending. " Do you," he tartly replied, " attend to your duty as national commissioners, and I will be answerable for mine with my head." Napoleon's younger brother Louis visited him during this siege. They went together one morning to a place where a fruitless assault had been made, and two hun- dred Frenchmen were dead upon the ground. On be- holding them, Napoleon exclaimed, " All those men have been needlessly sacrificed. Had intelligence commanded here, none of these lives need have been lost. Learn from this, my brother, how indispensable and imperatively necessary it is that those should possess knowledge who aspire to assume the command over others." " General," said Bonaparte to Dugommier, as he raised the tri-coloured flag over the crumbling walls of the rampart, " go and sleep. We have taken Toulon." An officer, entering Napoleon's room, found, much to his astonishment, Napoleon dressed and studying. " What ! " exclaimed his friend, " are you not in bed yet?" JF* 6 TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF " In bed ! " replied Napoleon. " I have finished niy sleep, and already risen." " What, so early ! " the other replied. " Yes," continued Napoleon, " so early. Two or three hours of sleep are enough for any man." Napoleon had a great contempt for the effeminate young men of his time. He exclaimed one day, " Can it be that upon such creatures Fortune is willing to lavish her favours ! How contemptible is human nature ! " V When Barras introduced Napoleon to the Convention as a fit man to be entrusted with the command, the Pre- sident asked, " Are you willing to undertake the defence of the Convention ? " " Yes," was the reply. After a time the President continued— " Are you aware of the magnitude of the under- taking?" " Perfectly," replied Napoleon, fixing his eyes upon his questioner ; u and I am in the habit of accomplishing that which I undertake." " How could you," a lady asked him about this time, " fire thus mercilessly upon your countrymen ? " " A soldier,' ' he replied calmly, " is only a machine to obey orders. This is my seal which I have impressed upon Paris." Napoleon's apt replies often excited good humour in I a crowd. v A large and brawny fishwoman once was harnnguing the mob, and telling them not to disperse. She finished NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 7 by exclaiming, "Never mind those coxcombs with epau- lets on their shoulders ; they care not if we poor people all starve, if they can but feed well and grow fat." Napoleon, who was as thin as a shadow, turned to her and said, " Look at me, my good woman, and tell me which of us two is the fatter." The fishfag was completely disconcerted, and the crowd dispersed. - 1796. " Good God !" Napoleon said in Italy, whilst re- siding at Montebello, " how rare men are. There are eighteen millions in Italy, and I have with difficulty found two, Dandolo and Melzi." " Europe !" Napoleon exclaimed at Passeriano, " Eu- rope is but a molehill ; there never have existed mighty empires, there never have occurred great revolutions, save in the East, where live six hundred millions of men — the cradle of all religions, the birth-place of all meta- physics." The night following the battle of Areola, Bonaparte disguised himself in the dress of an inferior officer, and traversed the camp. He found a sentinel leaning on the butt end of his musket, fast asleep. He gently placed his head on the ground, and kept watch for him for two hours. When the soldier woke and discovered Napoleon himself doing duty for him, he was terror-stricken. " The General ! Bonaparte !" he exclaimed ; "lam then undone." Bonaparte, with the greatest gentleness, replied, M Not so, fellow-soldier; recover yourself; after so much fa- tigue, a brave man like you may be allowed to sleep awhile ; but in future choose your time better." 8 TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF Just before his marriage Napoleon received the ap- pointment of Commander-in-chief of the army of Italy ; he was then twenty-six. u You are rather young," said one of the directors, "to assume responsibilities so weighty, and to take the command over veteran gene- rals." " In one year," Napoleon replied, " I shall be old or dead." " We can place you in command of men only," said Carnot, ." for the troops require everything, and we can furnish you with no money to provide supplies." " Give me only men enough," Napoleon answered, " and I ask for nothing more ; I will be answerable for the result." " My extreme youth when I took command of the army of Italy," Napoleon remarked afterwards, " made it necessary for me to evince great reserve of manners, and the utmost severity of morals. This was indispen- sable to enable me to sustain authority over men so greatly superior in age and experience. I pursued a line of conduct in the highest degree irreproachable and exemplary. In spotless morality I was a Cato, and must- have appeared such to all. I was a philosopher and a sage. My supremacy could be retained only by proving myself a better man than any other man in the army. Had I yielded to human weaknesses I should have lost my power." At the first interview between Napoleon and the veteran generals whom he was to command, Rampon undertook to give the young commander some advice. Napoleon, who was impatient of advice, exclaimed, * " Gentlemen, the art of war is in its infancy. The time NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 9 has passed in which enemies are mutually to appoint the place of combat, advance hat in hand, and say, ■ Gentle- men, will you have the goodness to fire f We must cut the enemy in pieces, precipitate ourselves, like a torrent, upon their battalions, and grind them to powder. Ex- perienced generals conduct the troops opposed to us ! So much the better ! so much the better ! Their expe- rience will not avail them against me. Mark my words, they will soon burn their books on tactics, and know not what to do. Yes j gentlemen ! the first onset of the Italian army will give birth to a new epoch in military affairs. As for us, we must hurl ourselves on the foe like a thunderbolt, and smite like it. Disconcerted by our tactics, and not daring to put them into execution, they will fly before us as the shades of night before the uprising sun." " My title of nobility dates from the battle of Monte - notte," said Napoleon to the Emperor of Austria. Napoleon sent the celebrated picture of St. Jerome from the Duke of Parma's gallery to the Museum at Paris. The duke, to save his work of art, offered Na- poleon two hundred thousand dollars, which the con- queror refused to take, saying : " The sum which he offers us will soon be spent ; but the possession of such a masterpiece at Paris will adorn that capital for ages, and give birth to similar exertions of genius." " It is impossible," said an officer at Lodi, " that any men can force their way across that narrow bridge, in the face of such an annihilating storm of balls as must be encountered." io TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF "How! impossible!" exclaimed Napoleon; "that word is not French." " Neither the quelling of the sections," said Napo- leon, " nor the victory of Montenotte, induced me to think myself a superior character. It was not till after " the terrible passage of the bridge of Lodi that the idea entered my mind that I might become a decisive actor in the political arena. Then arose for the first time -the spark of great ambition." "Different matters are arranged in my head," said Napoleon, " as in drawers ; I open one drawer and close -«*.■ " I am very fond of my wife, Madame," was his laconic * reply. 12 TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF " The English," said Napoleon, " appear to prefer the bottle to the society of their ladies ; as is exemplified by dismissing the ladies from the table, and remaining for hours to drink and intoxicate themselves. If I were in England, I should decidedly leave the table with the ladies. If the object is to talk instead of to drink, why banish them ? Surely conversation is never so lively nor so witty as when ladies take a part in it. Were I an Englishwoman I should feel very discontented at being turned out by the men to wait for two or three hours while they were drinking. In France, society is nothing unless ladies are present. They are the life of conversa- tion." The Austrian Peace Commissioners had set down as the first article in their treaty that the emperor recog- nized the French Republic. " Strike that out !" said Napoleon. " The Republic is like the sun ; none but the blind can fail to see it. We are our own masters, and shall establish any govern- ment we prefer." " If the French people should one day wish to create a monarchy," he afterwards remarked, " the emperor might object that he had recognized a Republic." One of the Austrian commissioners concluded an in- sulting apostrophe by saying, " Austria wishes for peace, and she will severely condemn the negotiator who sacri- fices the interest and repose of his country to military ambition." Napoleon listened calmly, then rising and taking a beautiful vase in his hand, he replied, " Gentlemen, the truce is broken ; war is declared ; but remember, in three months I will demolish your monarchy, as I now NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 13 shatter this porcelain," and he dashed the vase to frag- ments." "I conquer provinces," said Napoleon; "but Jo- sephine wins hearts." " Truly," said Napoleon, at Milan, " I have some- thing else to think of than love. No man wins triumphs in that way without forfeiting some palms of glory. I have traced out my plan, and the finest eyes in the world — and there are some very fine ones here — shall not make me deviate a hair's breadth from it." A lady of rank once said to him, " What is life worth if one cannot be General Bonaparte ? " Napoleon answered her wisely : " Madame ! one may be a dutiful wife, and the good mother of a family." Travelling through Switzerland, Napoleon was greeted with such enthusiasm that Bourrienne said to him, " It must be delightful to be greeted with such demonstra- tions of enthusiastic admiration." " Bah !" replied Napoleon ; " this same unthinking crowd, under a slight change of circumstances, would follow me just as eagerly to the scaffold." Bidding adieu to his troops, Napoleon said, " Soldiers ! I leave you to-morrow. In separating myself from the army, I am consoled with the thought that I shall soon meet you again, and engage with you in new enter- prizes. Soldiers ! when conversing among yourselves of the kings you have vanquished, of the people upon whom you have conferred liberty, of the victories you have won in two campaigns, say, * In the next two we will accomplish still more.' "' X 14 TABLE TALK AND OPINIONS OF At the magnificent, court of the Luxembourg, on the delivery of the treaty of Campo Formio, on the 10 th of December, 1797, Napoleon replied to Talleyrand's speech thus : " Citizens ! the French people, in order to be free, had kings to combat. To obtain a constitution founded on reason, it had the prejudices of eighteen centuries to overcome. Priestcraft, feudalism, despotism, have for two thousand years successively governed Eu- rope. From the peace you have just concluded dates the era of representative governments. You have suc- ceeded in organizing the great nation, whose vast terri- tory is circumscribed only, because Nature herself has fixed its limits. You have done more. The two finest countries in Europe, formerly so renowned for the arts, the sciences, and the illustrious men whose cradle they were, see, with the greatest hopes, genius and freedom issuing from the tomb of their ancestors. I have the honour to deliver to you the treaty signed at Campo Formio, and ratified by the emperor. Peace secures the liberty, the prosperity, and the glory of the Republic. As soon as the happiness of France is secured by the best organic laws, the whole of Europe will be free." Speaking of the Theophilanthropists, Napoleon said, " They can accomplish nothing ; they are merely actors." " What !" was the reply ; " do you thus stigmatise those whose tenets inculcate universal benevolence and the moral virtues ? " " All moral systems are fine," rejoined Napoleon. " The Gospel alone has shown a full and complete assemblage of the principles of morality, stripped of all absurdity. It is not made up, like your creed, of a few common- place sentences put into bad verse. Do you wish to find out the really sublime? Repeat the Lord's Prayer. NAPOLEON THE FIRST. 15 Such enthusiasts are only to be met with the weapons of ridicule ; all their efforts will prove ineffectual." Returning to Paris after a survey of the English coast, Bourrienne asked him if he considered the enterprize against England feasible. " No ; it is too hazardous," Napoleon replied. " I will not undertake it. I will not risk on such a stake the fate of our beautiful France." The revolutionary government was in the habit of celebrating with great rejoicing the anniversary of the king's death, — the 21st of January. Napoleon was urged to honour the festival with his presence. He emphati- cally declined. " This/ L a <3> C 768 LIBRARY OF CONGRESS 020 954 790 9