I s^ V V ^-^ ,Z3 7H 3 3 A DREAM OF EMPIRE *A DRAMA*^- IN FIVE ACTS BY NOBODY-IN-PARTICULAR /f^t,*»^/t. t-Vw SAN FRANCISCO; j FRANCIS, VALENTINE & CO. PRINTERS 5l7 CLAY STREET. I 1883. ! A DREAM OF EMPIRE ^A DRAMA^ IN FIVE ACTS BY NOBODY-IN-PARTICULAR. SAN FRANCISCO : FRANCIS. VALENTINE & CO. PRINTERS 5.7 CLAY STREET. 1883. '^ \^^ Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1883, by GEORGE A. RANKIN, ^^^^^ In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington. TMP96-006d39 TO ANY HUMBLE LOVER OF THIS COUNTRY, WHO HAS A PIOUS HATRED FOR EVERY- THING THAT SMACKS OF ROYALTY, THIS PLAY IS DEDICATED. DRAMATIS PERSON.^. General Mentor Brandon (afterward Ulysses I ). Senator Clarence AVolford (afterward Lord Wolford, and Einperor^. Senator McDonald, / ^^.^^^^^ ^^ Bmndon and Wolford. Senator Maxwell, ) Bandemer (afterward Duke of Erie). Starlow (afterward Earl of California). Wallace Minnard, General Shelborn, | q^^^^^^^i, ^^ jj g^ ^ General PLtsborough, ) -^ A Captain. An Admiral. An Aid- de- Camp. An Old Man. Messengers, Guards, Servant. Catherine Minnard (Wife of Walla^je Minnard). Miriam Wolford (Wife of Clarence Wolford). Leonora Minnard (Daughter of Wallace Minnard). Alexander the Great, Caesar, Louis XIV., Erederic the Great, Peter the Great, Napoleon L, An Egyptian King, Hannibal, Washington, Catherine II., Cleopatra, Neptune, Mars, Mercury, Morpheus, Oneiros, Ikelos, Phobetor, Three Fatui. Minerva, Venus, Themis, Eirene, Hestia, Eortuna, Fama, Nymphs, }- Apparitions in the Dream. Appearing in the Dream. ; Ghosts of Woman and Child. Ghosts of Man and Woman. Ghost of Miriam Wolford. Lords, Ladies, Conspirators, Officers, Soldiei-s and other attendants. The date of the play is supposed to be 1884-5. A DREAM OF EMPIRE ACT I, Scene 1-^^ew Torh. A room in MinnarcVs House. Brandon in room. Brandon, This waiting, this uncertainty weighs heavily upon me, -and I am overloaded with impatience. 0, I am sick and tired of it -all, and wish it ended, or that it never had begun. Truly does he who climbs the pinnacle of earth's dizzy heights take the trouble with the honor. W hat crazy attribute of mind is that which makes lis mount some towering rugged peak, 'midst glaciers and falling ava- lanches, round the steep edges of high hanging cliflfs, suspended here by treacherous heldings over a thousand feet of death, worn out, half -dead, the summit reached— for what? To look down— nothing else. To this no less a relative than a brother is that insane impulse M^hich drives me, like a slave scourged by his master's lashes, to again attempt' the ascent of the highest point on this great nation's honor. Twice have I toiled to that stupendous height. Others have done the same. Aye, there it is ; for 'tis a sickly ambition that rests contented even balanced with another. And yet I never found an easy resting- place on that high peak. Fool that I am, to again attempt the per- ilous position ! Yet I would do it— yes, I would do it, though an -earthquake shook it from its base, and all the thunders, lightnings and storms of heaven and earth and hell were on its top turned loose ! I am abashed at my eathusiasm* Quiet, my thoughts ! Here Wolford comes at last. Enter Clarence Wolford. Oood evening, Wolford. I have been waiting for you for some time. Wol. Grood evening. General. I am sorry to have kept you waiting, but it was not my idleness that did so. Bra. I beg your pardon, Clarence, if in my voice there was the slightest unkind accent. Wol. Think not of that ; it was my own impatience. Bra. 0, Wolford, you have done so much for me Wol. Tut ! no more of that. I have just come from McDonald and Maxwell. Brandon, if the Almighty ever made two uoble men they are the twain. Bra. Who with yourself do constitute the trinity. More of manhood in them would have burst their mortal spheres. Wol. They are made up of the attributes which make men men. Bra. Why, so they are. Si^ch attributes are not many, they are rather rich. Supreme o'er all is the iron quality of friendship. Possession of it makes a man a giant. No miser, libertine or traitor ever had it. And next I think the character of bravery is most im- portant. Still, these two attributes alone make but a soft and easy- bending man ; but when they're tempered with cool, steady, clear- eyed caution, the trinity of manhood is complete. Wol. Ah I now I think thou hast been playing the maiden with thyself before a mirror, that thou shouldst see so plainly the attri- butes of true manhood. B)^a. Eather I have been thinking of my three good friends — yourself, McDonald, and brave, fearless Maxwell. But pardon me, Wolford. You have come from the convention. What news bring you? Wol None that's too bad to tell, nor yet too good to keep. Bra. Then tell me. Wol. The situation is unchanged. As you might expect, your friends stand by you in solid phalanx, while the mongrel curs that form the opposition are broken into a score of howling packs. Bra. I have no fear of the desertion of my followers, 1 never yet betrayed a friend, nor had a friend betray me. Wol. No. The fear is, that the opposition may unite. Those half-bred puppies; those snarling, cowardly yellow dogs! W^hat could they do in a great campaign, like that before us, with their sniveling and driveling and sanctimonious hypocrisy 1 W^hat a. heavenly lot they are, with their great calf-eyed looks! Bra. Hold, Wolford! 1 fear yon are too severe on our enemies. But Bradberry and his men? They showed signs of weakness once; what are they doing now ? Wol. Still against you. They form one pack, aixl their particu- lar howl is: "Civil service reform!" I have no commanicatiom with them. But Maxwell told me, when I left, that their disease was not so serious as at hrst, and that a promise of a few fat offices would cure their mania for reform and bring them over. Bra. What answer made you to him ? Wol. That if the worse came to the worse, to promise the dogs what they wanted. Bra. I do not like that! If I should be nominated and elected, I would enter office weighed down with a lot of howling idiots. Wol.' Nonsense 1 What signifies a promise made under such circumstances ? It's like an agreement with a highwayman, to return with more coin, provided he won't murder you outright. Bra. But no man ever knew me to break a promise. Wol. My good Brandon, have you made any promises ? Bj-a. Did you not say you told Maxwell to promise them what they wanted, which will be nothing short of a cabinet office ? Wol. W^ell, yes, so I did ; but that w^as my agreement, not your'e, nor was it made with your knowledge or consent. Bra. He who accepts the benefit of an unauthorized agent's act must assume the responsibility. Wolford, I will not have my enemies for my counselors. ]Vol. Well, sir, since your opposition is so pronounced, t pre* BUme the promise can be withdrawn ^ 1 shall attend to it instantly. [Takes his hat to go.] Enter Servant, idth letter. Ser. A letter for Mr. Wolford. {Exit Servant. ) Wol. (Reading.) "Bradberry and his men came over under promise of the Treasury, and Brandon was nominated on the three- hundredth ballot, amid the most tremendous applause. The scene is wild beyond description. Everybody crazy. Maxwell." Do you hear that ? I congratulate you, Mr. President. Bra. But, Wolford, it was the promise by which I succeeded. Wol. To hell with the promise I It Was the poison which killed the dogs. Success, not promises is the aim of life, and the means to be employed are those which will effect the end. Success never yet crowned human efforts by the use of means alone of which the Bible would approve. Bra. Ah 1 Wolford, how much I am your debtor. Wol. (aside). Now will I play the hypocrite myself a little* (Aloud) No, you are not my debtoi'. But if you are, here I for- give the debt, and in the future I shall try to make you owe me more; it is so pleasant to forgive. This only do I ask for pay, thafe I may serve you better. Bra. It Were far better that I were your servant. But, Wol- ford, fate may place me in a position where I shall need a helper, greater far than I. Such you shall be, Clarence, if you will. Thou art my genius, my bright star, my sun by which alone I shine. Freely do I confess it— when thou art gone, then am I black nothingness. Wol. (aside). Then shall I cease to be your sun right quickly. (Aloud) Brandon, if thou art my friend, never again make mention of my services to thee. Love is a term which ill defines the feelings of man for man. It is a womanish Word, and my attachment for thee is of a stronger, deeper and more lasting kind. From it springs all that I have ever done, or shall do for thee. 'Tis natural as nature. I neither make it, nor if I would, could I unmake it ; nor claim I credit for it. So let it rest, a theme for silent thought, not speech. Now to other business, Mr. President - Bra. Not so soon, Mr. President. The tree has only bloomed. E'er the fruit's gathered it must go through fierce storms and stand the stings of small yet venomous insects. A hard battle is before us. Wol. In which millions will rally to the standard of the man who carried the stars and stripes through the fire and tempest of rebellion, made every man in America a freeman, and saved the Nation's houur unspotted. Enter McDonald and Maxwell. Hail, Senators! You should have garlands on your brows. McD. Good evening. General; the fight is over and the battle's Won. Bra. Did ever man have three such friends as these ? Enter MiNNARD, Randemer, Starlow, General Shelborn and others. Min. All our congratulations, General. The great news hag I'eached the street, and in every mouth there is but one word and that is Brandon. [They gather around Brandon and congratulate him.] Ban. Success is now assured. Star, (to Ran. ) I pledge a million to his election. Ban. (to Star, and Gen. Shel.) And I, double that amount to keep him President forever! S/iel. Tut! That sounds like treason, Randemer, Ban. Well, G eneral, call it what you may — ^treason or patriotism —it's what I'm in for. Shel. It's what cuts men's heads ofiF, too. Ran. (to Shel. and Star.) The day for cutting men's heads off is passed. We need a man at the head of this great government who ^vill give stability to it; who will put down communism and keep it down, too, and who will protect our property from rabbles. Brandon's the man. [ While Randemer, Shelborn and Starlow have moved to one part of the stage, Maxwell, McDonald and Wolford have moved to an- other. ] 3fax. (to Wolford). How did he take the promise to Bradberry ? Wol. He didn't like it; or, at any rate, pretended not to. AIcD. Well, it was our last chance. The next ballot would have nominated the Half-breed. Min. [Passing over to Mc, Max. and WoL] Welcome, Sena- tors, to my house! You have accomplished a grand work to-day! Enter Catuerine Minnard, Leonora, and other ladies. Cath. If there should need a pardon for our interruption — not to say, intrusion — ^let it be woman's curiosity. What means this look of joy on each man's face, if not that our great friend is nomi- nated ? Min. Truly has Woman's curiosity been answered by woman's intuition. Rightly judged, my dear; the General has been nomi- nated. Cath. And a dozen pretty speeches made to him, already! ^\Tiat is there left for me to say ? Well, General, I will assume to merit of them all, and so tender my congratulations. Bra. I thank you, madam. [McD. a}id Max. have moved away from Wol. ^o Bra. Cath. moves over to Wol., and other ladies and gentlemen remain about Brandon, conversing witJi him.] Cath. (To Wol. ) Good evening. Senator. How glad I am to see you. Wol. Thank you, Catherine. You look a queen to-night. Cath. There is but one thing mars my happiness. Wol. And were it possible I could remove it, what would I not do? Cath. Did you mean by that that I should teU you what it is ? Wol. If so it please you, I shall gladly listen, Catherine. 9 Cath. I have heard it said that, at great intervals of time, Dame Nature giveth birth to a great man in each particular line of human calling; then resteth. If such be true, there is one here who is her last great gift of statesmen; one far more fit to be a ruler than any king that ever graced a throne. Wol. Know you such a man ? Your description fits none of my acquaintan ces. Oath. The modesty of true greatness never lets it know itself. Wol. Ah, Catherine, such great flattery is cruelty! Cath. Nay, Clarence; when thou art in my mind my tongue is but the instrument of honest thoughts. Brandon will be President. It should be thee! He may be great; but thou, thou art supreme. Wol. 0, that I could find words to tell thee of my deep devotion to thee, Catherine! But list! I fear we shall attract attention. Change the subject. Cath. Thy subject shall be mine as I thy subject am. Wol. Then tell me, madam, who is that pretty young lady over there — she with the face all suifused with modest blushes ? Cath. Do you not know my daughter. Senator— my daughter Nora ? Now I think, you have not seen her for some years. She has been away at school and in that time mayhaps she has escaped your memory. Wol. Now I remember her. I knew her when she was a little girl, but she has quite outgrown my recollection. She is very pretty. May I not have the pleasure of her acquaintance ? Cath. Certainly. She is only little past sixteen and scarce has put aside her childish ways. Being her mother I would repress my thoughts to one less dear, but to you I'll say she is the sweetest and most confiding girl I ever knew. Wol. And one more lovely never filled my eyes. She is worthy such a mother. Cath. Nora, dear, come here. [Nora crosses to Catharine and Wolford. 1 Nora, this is Senator Wolford. Nora. I am proud to meet one whom the nation so much de- lights to honor. Cath. After this hard day's work perhaps our friends would not refuse a little luncheon. Mill. A good idea. Without more ceremony let us find it. [Exeunt all excex)t Wolford and Nora. Wol. [Taking Nora's hand. ] Stay a little, my young friend, and let me tell you how keenly I feel the pleasure of your acquaintance. You are so pure and innocent, so unspotted by the sins of this great world. 0, Leonora, if I could only live forever in so pure a pres- ence ! Nora. But is it so, that this is such a bad, bad world ? To me it has ever been a very, very bright and good one. I never yet have known what sorrow is. Wol. Your path has been all roses ; you have never known the thorny side of life. Nora. Oh ! no, sir, not from my earliest infancy. In my little childhood days I never felt a greater sorrow than that occasioned by 10 the breaking of a doll ; and well I remember how quickly even that was changed to joy when papa came and kissed away the tear and brought me a better doll. For my teacher, till I came to girl- hood, I had the sweetest lady in the world— my mamma. How I love her! 0, sir, you can never know how good and kind and gentle mamma is ! And then I went to the Convent of Saint Jo- sephine, where mamma came frequently to visit me, and now I have returned to find myself in a flowery kingdom of love and gentle kindness. Wol. And you have grown up to be the sweetest flower in all this flowery kingdom. Nora. 0, Senator ! I fear you flatter me. Wol. No, no, my little Nora. To flatter is a thing that I am never guilty of. If I spoke plainly and enthusiastically, it was be- cause the purity of your life and your beauty so bade me speak. Nora. (Aside.) I wonder if this is but common talk. How wonderfully this great man impresses me ! Wol. (Aside.) Did ever any one see such innocence I (Aloud.) Gentle, loving Leonora, let me give thee my best wishes. May thy pathway be all roses, 'till the end of life. May thy beauty grow each day, and none but friends about thee be. Nora. Oh, sir ! oh, oh, sir ! How good you are to wish me all this happiness. What may I wish you in return ? What do you most want ? To be Pi-esident ? Wol. What do I most want, little one ? To be President ? No. You have it in your power to give me what I most wish for. Will you do it ? Nora. I, Senator ? Why, I would give you anything in my power. Wol. It is your friendship, Nora — the friendship of a pure, inno- cent girl. Will you give it ? Nora. Yes, gladly. Wol. Swear it. Hold up your right hand. You do solemnly swear that you will always be my friend. (Kisses her forehead.) The bargain is sealed. We will be friends forever. Now let us go to luncheon. [Exeunt.] Scene 2. — The Same. A street in front of a Hotel. A crowd of Citizens calling for Brandon. A band playing. The city illuini- nated. Enter Brandon on balcony, tvhen three cheers are given by citizms. Bra. My Fellow Countrymen : I should be little short of dumb, if I were to suppose for one moment that this homage was paid to me. I know full well that it is not me, as a man, you so much honor, but the President-elect of the greatest country the sun of heaven ever shown upon. [Applause and cheers. ] I never made a speech in my life and could hardly begin now. So I will only say, I am profoundly grateful to you all for the confidence you have shown in me, in selecting me your President. And I promise you, one and all, that you shall never have cause to regret it. With this much I bid you all good-night. [Lcud cheers and music] [Exeunt. ] 11 Enter Wolpord, Maxwell and McDonald. Wol. Was ever such enthusia-sm seen before, for any President? Max. Why, the countiy has gone wild over him. McD. No better time than this will ever come, Wol. His vote was all but unanimous. Max. Every return, as it comes in, increases his majority, McD. [to WaL] You broached the subject to Kandemer and .Minnard ? Wol. Yes, and they are all panting for it. M