PS 635 .29 S497 Copy 1 = ^ A Busy Day In Bangville -BY- ETHELYN SEXTON J PRICE 25 CENTS Eldridge Entertainment House Franklin, Ohio 225? Denver, Colo. 944 So. Logan Street YOD Wni BE GLAD TO KNOW OF THESE NEW PLAYS Training Mary By Mary Shaw Page. A bright 1-act play with sim- ple stage setting. William, husband of Mary, essays to train Mary, especially along the lines of correctingr carelessness. As !■ always the case, William gets in deep water, but finally wades out. 2 males, 4 fe- males, and plays about 45 minutes. Price, 25c. The Hired Man's Courtship By Alice Cripps. A short comedy-drama in 2 acts. Captain Edwards tires of wealth and the city, and procures work on Hor ton's farm, only to find that the farmer's daughter is an old sweethesu-t. Because of an intrigue on the part of the captain's cousin, an es- trangement takes place, which ends happily when the captain finds the source of certain stories and re- futes them. Aunt Hepsey, Jim and Ezra (colored), add comedy to the play. Plays about 45 minutes, and is for 3 naales and 3 females. Price, 25c. Merely Anne Marie A comedy in 3 acts by Beulah King. 3 males, 5 fe- males. Time, 2V2 hours. The scenes are laid in a fashionable boarding house, and the characters are all distinct types and worth while. A successful play- wright, desiring to escape notoriety, seeks seclusion at Mrs. Teague's and becomes the hero of Anne Ma- rie, the dining: room maid. The dialogue is bright, the situations clever and the story ends happily. 35c. A Bit of Scandal By Fannie Barnett Linsky. Comedy-drama in 2 acts. Francina, who is to play at the recital, composes her own number. On the evening of the recital, Mary Sherman, who precedes her on the program, plays Francina's compositions, which she has stolen. The reasons for the theft all come out later and of course, all ends well. Nine characters. Plays about 1 hour. Price, 35c. Miss Burnett Puts One Over By Ethelyn Sexton. A rollicking 1-act girls' play for 6 characters. Barbara's mother has a friend, Ann Bur- nett, who is to visit the girls at college, with the in- tention of giving a generous sum to the school. The girls, wishing o gain her good will, practice their "manners." Miss Burnett, however, appears in dis- guise and has much fun at their expense. All ends well and the school gets the money. Plays about 45 minutes. Easy setting and costumes. Price, 25c. Eldridge Entertainment House FRANKLIN, OHIO also DENVER, COLO. 9^4 S. Logan St. ^ A Busy Day In BangviUe A Comedy In One Act Playing Thirty Minutes. By ETHELYN SEXTON PRICE 25 CENTS Copyright 1922, Eldridge Entertainment House -PUBLISHED BY- ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE, Franklin, Ohio also Denver, Colo, Cast of Characters Jake Applegate . . Proprietor of the Bangville postoffice, store, opera house and hotel. Ezra Hornsbottle ] Silas Peckham | "Sitters" at the store. Josiah Slingshot J Eeginald Valentine . . College student, home for vacation Shakespere Vangieson The new school teacher Frank Vandyne ... The ''robber" and ex-soldier Vincent Belong . . Manager of the Peachblow Musical Co. Josephus Greenfield Newsboy- Mrs. Hornsbottle Ezra's wife Keturah Sackett A maiden lady, Josiah's "stiddy." Mrs. Stimson Customer at the store Dorothy Ellen ] Margaret Jane [> The Stimson children Bobby J Mrs. Vandyne ) __ • t^ -n Maybelle Vandyne \ Newcomers in Bangville Genevieve Beaumont 1 Janice Ormund | Patsy Duguid Valdean Eglantine Virginia Renaud Violet Secor y. Chorus girls in Peachblow Co. CID 63228 "Xa *v a A Busy Day In Bangville. Scene^A country store and postojfice. The store begins at right center, passing diagonally left to reai* center where postoffice begins. A railing separates the two over ivhich Jake Applegate steps ivhen waiting on his 'various customers. The counter of the store contin- ues in the^ railing of the postoffice along the front. At left, down stage, is a small stove ivith chairs around it. Signs shelves of various goods, a cracker barrel, etc., mark the store; while the boxes for the postoffice may be placed at rear or on the railing at front. Exit doivn left. As curtain rises Jake Applegate is behind the counter setting out goods on counter or arranging them on the shelves. He is singing or whistling. Jake is between thirty and forty years of age. He may dress ^^ colored shirt without tie, wearing vest tvith no coat, and ktiaki trousers. The three visitors at the store, are men some- ivhat older and are of the stage ''farmer" type, but not exaggerated. Reginald Valentine suggests the modern young m,an in dress. Frank Vandyne's appearance should reveal something of his supposed experience off-stage. Mrs. Vandyne and Mayhelle have a style of dress quite different from that of the others. The costumes of the remaining characters need no comment, as they are re- vealed by the nature of the play. {Ezra Hornsbottle is the first to enter. He strolls to counter and speaks to Jake.) Ezra— Hello, Jake, how's business? Jake— Pretty poor, Ezra, pretty poor. Money's tight these days., 3 A Busy Day in Bangville Ezra — Tight as a drum. But you know, Jake, I no- tice that it don't make no difference to the women. They are always wantin' something new. A dress, or a bunnit, or somethin'. Just keeps a feller a-hustlin'. Jake — (laughing) Fd like to see anyone make you hustle, Ezry. Ezra — Well, Hetty Hornsbottle, my wife, kin do it. She don't give me no peace whatsoever. She's gettin' to be one of these highbrows. Jake — One of these what? That's a new one on me. Ezra — A highbrow. Well, I can't exactly explain it, Jake, but a highbrow is somebody that goes in for every- thing high — way up. Jake — Oh, you mean aeroplanes and the like. ^ Ezra — No, Jake, you don't get the idee. It's when anybody would rather hear Mary Garden or somebody like that sing in Grand Opry, than to see Mary Pickford in the movies. Jake — Oh, I see. 'Well, what's your wife up to? Surely she ain't takin' up Grand Opery here in Bang- ville! Ezra — No — at least not yet. But she wants to start a Bridge Club. Jake — You don't say! A Bridge Club! Why, we ain't got a bridge in town big enough for a club to meet on. Ezra — No, no, Jake. You're all wrong. This Bridge is a card game. The women go and sit all the afternoon and play. and the one that wins gets a piece of statuary, or a picture, or may^e a pair of scissors; I don't know what. But she gets something. Jake — Well, I swan! {Comes out from behind the counter and crosses left) I 'spect it's a good thing we don't all like the same thing. As for me, a g-ood lively game of croquet suits me pretty well. A Busy Day in BangviUe Ezra — Yes, or a game of quoits. And on a winter evenin' I like a good game of dominoes with double nines. (Sound of auto outside.) Jake — That's Si, I'll bet. 'Bout time for him. (Enter Silas.) Ezra — Hello, Si; how's the old buggy runnin' today? Si — Fine ! Fine ! Had only two blow-outs in the last lialf hour. But, say, boys, did you hear about Josh and his new car? Ezra — No. What about Josh? Si — (sits) Well, he started out in his new Shovyo- let, and about half way to town, the old boat stopped, stubborn as a mule and wouldn't budge. Josh, he cranked it and opened it up. But he ain't much used to the in- sides of a car and he was helpless. Well, bimeby, along came a chap and stopped to help Josh along. The feller finally got her to goin', and then he says to Josh : "Broth- er, you're engine's missin'." And what do you suppose Josh says? Jake — What'd he say? Si — He sez, sez he, "It was there when I started.'* (All laugh.) Ezra — (glancng toward left) Here's Josh, now. (Enter Josiah.) Josh — Hello, boys. Beat me down today, didn't ye? Si — Yes. Funny, too. You ain't got no women to reckon with. You can do ez you please. (Josh sits.) Ezra — You forget about Keturah, Si. Jake — Sure. There's Keturah. Say, Josh, why don't you and Keturah git hitched up? (Sits on box.) Josh — ^Well, we ain't really got around to it. Ezra — Don't seem to be in much of a hurry, do ye? Been keepm' company with her goin' on ten years, about. Takin' her to church every Sunday night. Jake — (Crosses left, winking at Ezra and Si.) Seen A Busy Day in Bangville the new school teacher? They say he's kinda shinin' up to Keturah. (Josh interested.) Si — That so? I didn't know as he had came yet. {Enter Mrs. Stimson and children.) Ezra — Mornin', Mrs. Stimson. Hello, children. Mrs. S. — (goes to counter, while children plunge hatids into cracker barrel and boxes) Good mornin', Mr. Applegate. Have you got any cretonne? Jake — Any what? Mrs. S. — Cretonne? Jake — Oh, that new kind of breakfast food. No, we ain't — Mrs. S. — Certainly not. It's a kind of cloth. I want to make curtains to hang in the breakfast room. Jake — I see. I knew it had something to do with breakfast. Ezra — (to Josh and Si) She's one of 'em. One of them highbrows. Margaret — Mamma, can't we have some all-day suckers ? Mrs. S. — No, it's too soon after eating. Besides, they don't have the right number of calories. Bobby — What are calories, mamma? Mrs. S. — Well, I haven't time to explain fully; but they are tiny particles in food. Dorothy — i2vho has been investigating cracker bar- rel) Oh, here's a calorie! I've found a calorie! (Holds up cracker.) It's crawling right around on this cracker. Bobby — Shucks! You don't know much. That's nothin' but a fly. Jake — Here, you kids! Keep away from there. I'll give you each a stick of candy and the funny paper if you'll behave. (To Mrs. S., as he gives candy) Strictly salitary, ma'am. Strictly salitary. (Children sit at right end of counter.) A Busy Day in Bangville Mrs. S. — (taking paper from counter) I see you have the new Ticporial. I do believe they're wearing their dresses longer in Paris. Si — Well, we mustn't let Paris get ahead of Bang- ville. Far be it from me to change the fashions ; but Fd hate to see Paris more stylisher than we are. Don't you say so, Ezra? Ezra — I sure do. Hetty ought to see one of them fashion plates. Speakin' of Hetty, that reminds me, (rising, going to counter) I come down here on an er- rand. Josh — Really, Ezry, you surprise me, speakin' of it so sudden. Ezra — Hetty wanted me to get a lamp chimbly. Number two. Jake — (after prolonged search) Got just one left. Ezra — One's all I want, Jake. Jake — Kinda hate to let you have it, Ezry. Some- body might come in and v/ant one. Ezra — All right; jest as you say, Jake. (Turns and "meets Hetty, ivho stands left center and gazes reproving- ly at Ezra.) Hetty — Land sakes, Ezry! Ain't you never comin' home with that lamp chimbley? Ezra — Jake's about out, Hetty ; and he don't want to let the last one go. Hetty — Well, this is a great town, I must say. I wonder what the new teacher'll think about it? Hope he won't try to buy a lamp chimbley. Si — I heard tell as how he had seven volumes of ve- locipes. Jake — What's that? Oh, you mean cyclopedias. Si — Maybe that was it. It was somethin' like a bi- cycle. Hetty — Josh wants to look out. Ketur^h is real in- terested in Mr. Vangieson's readin' club that he wants to start. A Busy Day in Bangville Josh — {decidedly perturbed) What's that? What's; that? Vangieson! Is that this new teacher? Hetty — Yes, that's his name: Shakespere Vangie- son. He's real intellectual lookin'. Wears glasses. The latest style, too. Josh — (showing pugilistic symptoms) Well, if he goes to hangin' around Keturah, I'll bust his old glasses! I won't stand it. I — (Silas restrains him just as Van- gieson enters.) Van. — {mincing along toward counter) Any mail, for me? Jake — Yes. Here's a pamphlet on {local subject).. It don't look very interestin'. Van. — I was looking for a book on "The Successful Reading Club." Jake — Don't appear to be here. {Looks through mail.) Here's a postal card, though. Ain't had time tO' read it yet ; so, I can't tell you who it's from. Van. — Thank you. I prefer to read my own cards. So it will be all right. Er — er, at what time does Miss Keturah Sackett come for her mail? Jake — W^ell, she don't come at any particular time. Want to wait? {Wiriks at men by stove. They are at- tentive; Josh belligerent.) Van. — Yes, thank you. I will take a temporary seat on this cracker box and await her coming. (Bobby motions to his sisters as Van. sits, and they push it from under him as Keturah enters.) Mrs. S. — {rushing forward and seizinz Bobby) Bob- by Stimson ! You come right home ! No, you can't have one thing more. Come, Margaret Jane; come, Dorothy Ellen. (Exeunt.) Van. — {rising) I'm sorry, ma'am, not to greet you in a more stately manner. I — er — er — wanted to see you. Keturah — Oh, indeed! How nice! {Pays no at- teniton to Josh, who makes threatening gestures toward Van.) Is there any mail for me? {To Jake.) A Busy Day in Bangville ^ Jake— Yes, Rears and Soebuck's latest catalog of spring goods. A fine chance to get your truoserro started, Ketury. Here's a letter, too. It's blotted so, I can't make out what town it's from. Ket.— (to/cm^ letters, turns to Van.) You were speaking to me, Mr. Vangieson? Van.— Yes, I'll walk along home with you, if I may. Miss Sac'kett. I would like to discuss a few things with you. (They turn and start toward exit. Josh rises be- fore them in center of stage.) Josh— See here, Ketury, I won't stand for this. Don't you go acting this way. Ket— (m amazement) Why, Josiah, what's got into you all of a sudden? You never acted this way be- fore. {Exit with Van.) ^i^ {rising and putting hand on shoulder of Josh, who stands looking after them) Never mind, old chap. Just like a woman. Can't depend on 'em. Not for a minute. Hetty— Well, Ezry, I'm goin' home. I suppose I can expect you in time for dinner. Ezra— I reckon so, Hetty. I reckon so. (Exit Het.) Ain't women the very dickens? (Shakes head.) (Enter Reginald. Goes to each with appropriate greetings.) I^EG. — Good to see all you folks. Jake— How's the college, lad, anyway? Si_You're lookin' fine, Reg. Workin' hard, I s'pose. Reg.— Well, I'm carrying pretty heavy work. (Leans on counter, right.) Jake— What are you studying? Reg.— Well, I'm taking mandolin lessons and tennis, and one or two other courses. Si_You don't say! Must keep you hustlin'. Josh— How's the old town look to you, Reg? 10 A Busy Day in Bangville Reg. — (yawning) Pretty slow! Pretty slow! I haven't heard any jazz or seen a classy girl since I left college. Say, hold on! I'll take that back. That part about the girl, I mean. There's a regular pippin, living with her momie in the old Gaylord house. For the love of Mike, who is she? Jake — Oh, that's Mrs. Vandyne and her daughter. They're from the city. Came out here to rest up, so they say. Reg. — Well, I'll say they've come to the right burg. This is the greatest little old resting place I've ever seen. (Looking toward door.) By Jove! Here they come, now. I'm in luck! (Begins smoothing hair atid arTang- ing tie, as Mrs. V. and Maybelle enter.) Mrs. V. — (goes to counter, takes out list from shop- ping bag.) I would like a box of apricots. (Maybelle talks icith Reg. at end of counter.) Jake — Sorry, ma'am, but we're just out. Couldn't I sell you some prunes? Got about a dozen on hand. Enough for a mess for a small family. Mrs. V. — No, my daughter does not eat prunes. Have you, then, canned peaches? Jake — Sure. I'll let you have the last can, ma'am; because I'm expectin' more every day. What else? Mrs. V.^ — I would like a can of Bunt's tomato soup. Jake — We're just out of soups. But if you've got a tomato I can get you a good recipe for soup. My wife, she makes it. Mrs. V. — You are very obliging, but I think I'll take something else. Let's see, what have you? (Looks at shelves.) Maybelle, do you see anything you would like? (Maybelle oblivious.) Maybelle! May. — (turning) Yes, mamma. No, mamma. I will leave it all to you. There is nothing I want. I never did like to shop. (Turns back to Reg. and they resume talk.) Jake — You all settled in the Gaylord place? A Busy Day in Bangville H Mrs. V. — ^Yes, as settled as I can ever be, with my poor son gone. Josh — (who, tvith Si and Ezra, has been attentive) He's dead? Mrs. V. — ^Yes, he went to war and never came back. And the strange part of it is we could never receive the official report of his death. If we could only know the truth it would not be so hard to bear. It has been so long since he left us we are sure he must be dead. Jake — That's very sad, ma'am. I hope you'll get to like it in our town. Mrs. V. — Thank you. People are very kind here. Come, Maybelle. (May. turns reluctantly, exchanging glances tvith Reg. as she goes. Half way across stage sh6 drops her handkerchief.) Reg. — (spies it) By Jove! Dropped her handker- chief! What luck! I'll have to take it to her. (Exit.) Ezra— He's comin' down with it fast. (Enter Josephus Greenfield.) JOSEPHUS — (excited) Say, Jake, there's something coming your way. Jake — What is it? A hundred dollar bill. Jos. — Looks more like a million. The classiest bunch of girls this town ever saw, and a feller with 'em all dressed up like a picture in a magazine. (Excitement in stove group.) Jake — (coming from behind counter) Comin' here, did you say? Jos. — Sure. That's what I said. Lookin' for a ho- tel* Here comes the feller, now. {Enter Vincent Belong.) Vincent — Which of you gentlemen is the Dtroprietor of the opera house ? Jake — I am. I'm also the hotel keeper and the own- er of this enterprisin' grocery store and postoffice. 12 A Busy Day in Bangville ViN. — (looking about) I see. Some dump you have. Jake— What's that? What's that? ViN. — My dear fellow, don't you know what a dump is? Jake — I'd like to know. ViN. — Why, a dump is a first class hotel. Jake — {relieved) Oh! You're all right, stranger. Some dump I've got. ViN. — Got a good opera house? Jake — The best in town. ViN. — How are its acoustics? Jake — It's which? ViN. — Its acoustics. {Jake shakes his head. .Steps to group by stove, conferring with them. They shak^ heads.) Jake — {returning to Vin.) Well, you see, it's this way. Last winter there was a show in the opery house, and we kinda think they stole our custics. Anyway, we ain't seen hide nor hair of 'em since. ViN. — {laughs) Could we see the opera house? Jake — Well, in the first place the opery house is full of hay; in the second place it ain't much of an opery house in the first place. Jos. — Where's the girls? Vin.-— The girls are outside. Gentlemen, I am man- ager of the Peachblow Musical Shows. Si — Where are the Peachblows? Ezra — Sure. Bring on the peaches. Vin. — With pleasure. In order to do a little adver- tising for our show, which, by the way, will have to be given, I suppose, in the Grange Hall, the Peachblow Cho- rus will do a little song and dance for you. All — Great! Fine! A Busy Day in Bangville 13 Ezra — I'm glad Hetty ain't here. She wouldn't think it was highbrow enough. Si — It'll suit me all right. (Vin. steps outside and is heard saying "All rights girls.") (Enter Chorus and do dance and song.) Virginia — (back by counter) These fogs on the coast are very bad for my tones. Jake — Have you tried Spiff Brothers' Cough Drops? Glad to sell you a box. ViRG. — Don't care if I do. (takes box.) Geneyieve^ (behind Si's chair) Isn't he the dear~ est thing? I just love these country stores. Patsy — I like lovely curly hair, just a little gray. (near Josh.) Valdean — And don't you like those cunning little goatees, that some people wear? (Ezra strokes whiskersy much pleased.) Violet — I'm rather keen about the storekeeper. Vin. — Now, girls, you're getting these gentlemen all fussed up. ViRG. — bh, you're jealous, Vin. That's what's the matter with you. Girls — Sure, he is! (Vin. only laughs.) Jake — Speakin' of talent, I want to tell you that Ezra, here, can speak pieces with the best of 'em. Ezra^ s'pose you speak that piece of yours, about the dog. Girls — Oh, please! . Si— Sure, Ez, show 'em what you can do. {Ezra speaks 14 A Busy Day in Bangville HE ALWAYS KEPT THREE DOGS Ephrum Eels he had to scratch durned hard to keep ahead, — But he always kept three dogs. He couldn't keep a dollar bill to save his life, they said, — But he always kept three dogs. He said he might have been some one if he'd bed half a chance, But getting grub from day to day give Ephrum such a dance, He never got where he could shed the patches off his pants, — But he always kept three dogs. They 'bated Ephrum's poll-tax 'cause he was too poor to pay, — But Ephrum kept his dogs. How he scraped up cash to license 'em it ain't in me to say, — But I know he kept his dogs. And when a suff'rin' neighbor ambuscaded 'em, Eph swore — Then in a kind of homesick way he hustled 'round for more; He struck a lucky bargain and, by thunder, he bought four! — Jest kept on a-Leepin' dogs. Anon. Girls — {applauding) Wonderful! Someone else speak for us! {Other stunts may be introduced if it is desired.) Janice — Vincent, we ought to take some of • these people along with the show. {Enter Bobby Stimson.) Bobby — Say! There's a robber in town! {Girls show fear.) A Busy Day in Bangville 15 All — A robber! Si — I'm the constable. (Rises and shows his silver badge.) Guess I'll have to be lookin' him up. (Takes huge pistol from belt.) Janice— Oh, dear, Mr. Constable, I'm afraid you'll get killed! Si — Not me. I'm a dead sure shot. Jake — Where is this bad man? Bobby — Well, they ain't just sure he's a robber; but he was hangin' 'round Wentworth's house last night. He don't belong in this town. ViN. — Have you a jail in this — city? Si — Yes, we've got one ; but just now it's stored full of my fall wheat. You see, we don't need it very often, and I thought it might just as V\^ell be in use. Jos. — I read a story once, about a robber who robbed a store just like this, in broad daylight. (Girls afraid.) Si— Guess I'll be gittin' on. (Hesitates, evidently afraid.) Ezra — Be brave, Silas. And if anything happens to you I'll tell your widow you died fightin'. Si — Did — did he seem real savage? Bobby — No, but then you can't tell; he may be a bandit. Si — Well, I'll be goin'. Goodby. (Good-bys from girls. Exit Si.) ViN. — (to Jos.) Could you sell me a morning paper? Jos. — They ain't in yet. The train that brings 'em don't generally get in till the day after. ViN. — You don't hear much news of the world then^ here in Bangville, I take it. Jake — Well, we hear about all we keer to. Ezra, he takes a paper and he lets us fellers read it any time we want to. (Voices outside. "Did yoti get him?" ''Oh, he's caught the burglar," etc. Enter 5i. holding Frank 16 A Busy Day in Bangville Vandyne by the arm. He is followed by Mrs. Hornsbot- tle, Mrs. Stimson and tivo children, Reginald, Josiah, Ke- turah, Shakespeare Vangieson. Frank is disheveled in appearance. His arm is bandaged.) Jake — Well, I swan! Si — I got him. (All croivd about.) Ezra — Where was he? Si — Well, I saw him going across the lot back of Taylor's place. I followed him; and here he is. Jos. — Did he pull a gun? Si — Not him. Guess he must have reckernized that I was an officer. Didn't show no fight whatsoever. Violet — How brave you are, Mr. Constable! Other Girls — Isn't he, though? ViN. — {approaches Frank and looks at him closely) Seems to me I've seen you before. Were you in the war? Frank — Yes. I was — hurt, (Speaks apathetically, showing no interest.) ViN. — I remember now. You were in the 85th Di- vision. I saw you in a Y. M. hall where I sang one night. You came up and spoke to me. Frank — I have lost my memory. I do not know. They call it shell-shock. I do not know my name. I do not know where I live. (Covers his eyes with his hand.) Jake — Your arm is hurt. Frank — I think so. It must have been a German shell — (hand to his eyes again). It is all dark! Ezra — Si, this chap ain't a burglar. We must help him in some way. (To Frank.) Where did you come from? Frank — (shaking head) I — don't — ^know. (He studies.) I guess it was the hospital. I was there once — then I found myself walking — walking. Mrs. Horns. — It's the hospital in the city. I heard they had some soldiers there. A Busy Day in Bangville 17 Mrs. S. — I'll take him home with me until we find out something more, (moves toward him.) Si — Guess I made a mistake, takin' him for a dan- gerous character. Jake — Poor feller! (Enter Mrs. Vandyne and Maybelle. They are at first unobserved and do not see Frank, because of th& crowd about him. Then, in a moment, those near Frank on left, step back and the two see him plainly.) Mrs. V. — Indeed! What is all this excitement? Has the postofRce been robbed ? (Frank, at sound of her voice, looks up, interested.) Maybelle — Why, the whole town is here. (Those on left step to rear.) Frank — (staring at Mrs. V. and May.) Mother! Maybelle ! It has all come back. I remember ! I remem- ber! (Falls fainting.) Mrs. V. — (running fonvard) Frank, my son! You have come back! (Mrs. v., Maybelle, Silas, Mrs. Horns., Reginald, are on right with Frank, the others grouped on left discuss- ing the situation.) Josh — To think of his being her son! Ezra — Never can tell what's goin' to happen — even here in Bangville. (Frank is gradually revived and, with the help of others, stands.) Josh — I'm sorry my car ain't workin', ma'am. I'd be glad to take you home. Si — Good thing for you, Mrs. Vandyne, that it ain't. You might never git there. I'll be glad to crank up the old flivver and run you to where you want to go. Mrs. V. — You're all very kind, I'm sure. Mrs. S. — I'll be over after a bit and see if there's anything I can do. 18 A Busy Day in Bangville Maybelle — That is lovely of you. Mrs. V. — (ivith Frank, going toward door) You ^ re- all so kind. {Ex't with Frank, Maybelle and Reg.) Jake — A busy day in Bangville. Josh — And a happy day for a number of folks. iHe looks adoringly at Keturah.) Keturah — (much pleased) Yes, Josiah. (Shakes- peare Vangieson comes from rear of stage.) Van. — Allow me to present my felicitations, Miss Sackett ! Ezra — Josh, have you really gone and said the fatal words ? Josh — I sure have, Ezra. 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