PS 3503 iiiiiiiiliiiliiiilillllllliiilliliiiilM .R539 P3 Copy 1 «> ATRIOTIC AND OTHER POEMS BY CLAUD BAIRD ^llllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllilllllllllil PATRIOTIC AND OTHER POEMS By Claud Baird COPYRIGHT 1917 BY CLAUD BAIRD ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ALVA, OKLAHOMA DEDICATION In presenting this, my first volume to the public, I cannot do better than dedicate it to one who has given me my greatest inspiration — MY MOTHER. AUG 24 1917 ©CIA -17 7 75 ODE TO MY MOTHER Had I the voice of the robin, Or the sweet toned nightingale, I'd sing the praise of a woman — A woman small and frail. In melodious song I'd utter Her deeds so noble and true, Till the very stars would listen Throughout the heavenly blue. I know the angels would answer And sing the chorus clear, And the birds would join in singing Of Mother's love and cheer. TO THE PILGRIM BARD Sweet Singer of the western plains ! I come not to disturb thy blissful melodies With harsh and untried meter. Thy fame is great, thy songs have long since Been sung by thy fellow pioneers. Other far-away fields have heard thy voice And joined in the glad refrain. Children once, but now to manhood grown, Have learned to love thee and cherish The utterances of thy rhythmic pen. (3) I LOVE MY COUNTRY MORE AND MORE On the brink, I've stood and watched the tide Of the rolling Pacific, far and wide, 'Twas beauty itself — this ocean view — It filled me, yes thrilled me through and through. I closed my eyes from the beauteous sight And felt an inmost soul delight; This was my Country's shore. Upon the Rockies' highest peaks I've heard the mighty eagle-shrieks, The frigid cliffs were white with snow. T'was beauty grand, and far below I heard the torrent cataract roar. These all thrilled me o'er and o'er. I love the lofty peaks. Through endless plains I've found my way, And looked abroad at break of day To see the countless herds that grazed — I could but look, I stood and gazed, T'was riches indeed, all this did spell ; It made my heart in rapture swell, In praise of the Western Plains. By myriad fields of growing grain I've made my way on rumbling train. How grand the sight seemed unto me As waving fields swept on so free ! And as I watched the glorious sight I could but feel with keen delight Our land is blessed indeed. (4) Far in the Southland's fields of white My eyes have seen its splendor bright. The dusky toilers filled the breeze With lulling music like the seas. The humming mills and factories there But made the Southern land more fair. United are our states. Far down into the deeper mines I've trod the ever spreading lines Of tunneled caves and cove-like rooms, Where ores are scooped from out their tombs, And sent abroad to upper air To feed the glowing furnace there — Wealth of my Native land. Through forests broad, of oak and pine, I've viewed the shrub and clustering vine That sought in vain the higher air — Their fragrant blossoms were so rare — While from their branches onward rolled The sweetest music uncontrolled I love the Forest Cheer. As thus I trod my Country o'er, I've learned to love it more and more, The North, the South, I love them both. Of East and West, I am not loath To sing in song their endless praise ; And thus I give my humble lays To thee, My Noble Land. (5) LIBERTY'S COLORS Liberty, the dream of the ages, Liberty of life and love, Fraternity and kindred blessings Sent from the God above, Are found in three great nations And spelled in colors three, And they are colors you love — The colors most dear to me. First is our own "Old Glory," Then the "Tri-color" of France, Then "Jack of the British Union ;" All we know at a glance. These are the noble standards ; These are the nations true That blazon upon their banners The red, the white, and the blue. June 1st, 1917. (6) 'ANSWERING THE CALL." (Written in Memory of Our Soldier Boys) Again the voice of Freedom resounds her trumpet call, And warns our mighty nation to sacrifice her all In one more bloody struggle, in one more warry hell, That we may save the country, for which our fathers fell. They say that we are sluggards, we care for naught but gold. Our liberties and valor for industry are sold. They say our golden eagle has lost his beak and claws ; They fear no more his talons, his shrieks, and mighty jaws. Alas, the boasts are idle, the world will soon have known, The bird was only nesting, the young have fully grown, And they have fled the boundaries of seas and raging tide. 'Tis thus the voice of Freedom thrills every ocean side. Rejoice once more,dear people,the Spirit of Seventy-five, Which burned in the hearts of Washington and Greene is yet alive. Rejoice again dear comrades, the boys of Sixty-one Have lived to tell their story to every mother's son. The boys are now responding throughout the Western World, Nor will their steps turn homeward, till monarch's thrones are hurled Into the depths of ocean, never to rise again, — God give us strength to do it, that a man may be a man. Alva, Okla., May 4, 1917. (7) THE GREATER HELL (Sherman's version of war is no longer fitting.) The bellowing quakes of fiery lakes No longer startle men, The modern world has now been hurled Into a demon's den. Red lakes of blood and grimy mud Are seen on every hand. The cannon's roar by vale and moor By sea and ocean strand Roll on by night, where lurid light Streams o'er the field of death, And gassy clouds, like new-made shrouds, Await the dying breath. While from the deep, the monsters leap To belch their livid fire, And from the sky, the birdman high Swoops down with deadly ire. The widow's sigh, the orphan's cry — O, such a hopeless wail ! While wounded moan and dying groan Till death has made them pale, Thus he who said that battles red Were likened unto hell, Has been as mild as a timid child — A stronger word must tell. (8) THE RETURN OF THE MAYFLOWER (Written June 30, 1917) Three centuries have passed since the Mayflower Sailed west from the British Isles, Three centuries, alas ! are nearing Since she moored by the Western wilds. She met the storm and the current, She plowed white the ocean foam Till it seemed the roaring billows Would bear her wanderers home. It seemed that earth and heaven Were bearing her on to fate, That never again would she anchor Nor sight the Channel state. But He, the heavenly ruler Of men and nations wide Had made her his chosen vessel And bid her laugh at the tide. And though the storms swept round her And waves ran mountain high, One God, the God above her, Decreed she should not die. Though weeks, and weeks, she wandered On seas of trackless green, Still onward, westward, onward, Her mast was wont to lean Until one joyous morning She sighted a rock-bound shore, And here she stowed her burden On the wild and wind-swept moor. It was here the seed was planted — The seed of Liberty's tree — And the plant was blessed with vigor, (9) With a faith to live and be. The wild New England blizzards In the young tree's branches groaned And the chilling wail of the Atlantic In her anguish sighed and moaned. While the icy spray swept skyward In a fog of mist-swept light Till all the rock-bound region Was robed in frigid white. Thus like the wind-tossed Mayflower, Our first born ship of state, Liberty kept her vigor — Her form grew tall and straight. The seasons came and scampered Until one autumn found The Tree had borne its fruitage — The seed was scattered round. Some by the wind swept westward, Some fell in the ocean spray, And all the coast and inland Was seeded for miles away. Then Liberty spread her seedlings From Maine to the Spanish South, From Atlantic to the Highlands And every river's mouth. Then came the clash of Lexington, Followed by Bunker Hill, A few more years of struggle And the British guns were still. Then Liberty leaped the mountains Broad valleys and endless plains, Nor halted till the rolling Pacific Gave forth her sweet refrains. And since, in the frozen Arctic And far-off ocean isles, The Liberty Tree has flourished (10) On these, the Goddess smiles. Years have now rolled onward Till forests great have grown. From these the rebuilt Mayflower Shall bear her fruitage home, And many more great Mayflowers Built on modern lines, Will soon be sailing eastward In spite of subs and mines ; And these will feed the legions Of democratic men, Who hail from farthest regions To storm the Kaiser's den. And these will bring the freedom, And these will give new life To all the Allied Nations And thus will end the strife. And thus the voice of freedom Will ring thru all the earth Till every land and language Will praise the Second Birth. And thus the good old Mayflower, The grand old ship of state, Will ring through all the ages As greatest of the great. (ID AMERICA'S GIFT Land of Lincoln and Washington ! Land of heroes and heroic women As your noble and illustrious past Flashes upon the screen of vision I see in never ending line, men, women, And mere children whose pulses beat With the throb of the purest American heart. All these we love and praise from the depths Of a love thrilled with patriotic fervor. You, our noble ancestors, have made America, The Land of The West ; you have given the world The Gem of the ages. But yet methinks In all your giving, you have not touched The greater riches of the American storehouse. America is young. So young in fact that she appears But a mere infant compared with the nations Of the older world. Thus as a growing child, Our Country has been receiving and storing In that great knowledge chamber the culture and science Of the past ages. Yet, in spite of our tender years, In spite of the fact that we are little more than a race Of pioneers, we have given mankind many of his Noblest possessions. Chief among these are the steam- ship, The telegraph, the telephone, the electric light, The aeroplane, the submarine and, last and greatest, The American ideal of government. True it is, in art And literature, we have produced little that Can be given a high rank, judged by the standard Of the Old World. But art cannot be developed In the workshop or behind the plow, it requires leisure, And it must have a leisure element to encourage Its production. This Europe has had and, may I add, As result of this merrymaking and aristocratic class, (12) The world is to-day plunged into the most horrible Slaughter known to mankind. America will have artists And poets of the highest class, but these will appear Only when the social fabric of mankind has been Remolded, and the grimy path of the Underworld Has been paved with the blocks of human brotherhood. Again, I say, we have given much to the world In spite of our infant years. Thousands of American Missionaries have spread the doctrine of true faith And modern learning throughout the darkest recesses Of the savage world. Fleets of food and raiment Have been sent to famine stricken and devastated por- tions Of the earth. What country, I ask, has given such gifts As the American nation? America has given to the world The most modern, and the most practicable, of govern- ments, This truth is evidenced by the fact that more than A score of nations have adopted our constitutional Form of government during the last century. China, the mother of nations, is our latest follower And who can conjecture the future of an Americanized China? Russia is undergoing The last travail of the monarchial yoke. With an efficient American embassy at Petrograd We firmly believe that New Russia will Be thoroughly imbued with the spirit of American Democracy. They tell us we have need for great reforms, And so we have ; they tell us we must eliminate Many of our social evils and so we must. My faith in the American people is such that I firmly believe we will meet the issues And meet them squarely. I truly believe That America will be the first of modern nations To write Prohibition into their National (13) Constitution, and this will occur in the very near future. America must and will meet her issues. These are some of the achievments of our United States. These are some of the glories Of her past endeavors, and yet we have but touched The spark to the conductor of our energies. The world will soon throb from the current Produced from the American dynamo. Then will The world sing the praise of these United States And her gifts to mankind. O beautiful Land! O western Land! The land of the Pioneer! The world will praise in songs and lays And ever hold thee dear. Thy gifts are the gifts of a better Land, And earth will be more fair When empire's crown is tumbled down And Liberty's form is there. Alva, Oklahoma, July 21, 1917. THE KAISER'S NIGHTMARE Wilhelm :— Von Hindenburg, vot ish it I see upon der strand? Von H. :— It looks the western legions Hab come to lend a hand. Wilhelm :— Mine Gott, vot meanest thou, To let der Yankees cross? Don't you know my submarines (14) Should all the ocean boss? Mine submarines ! Mine submarines ! Mine heart is full mit grief! Vy stay you by der ocean bed Und send us nicht relief? Mine Zeppelins ! O, mine Zeppelins ! You come back home mit fear! Und sleep mitin mine Berlin town Und drink mine lager beer. Vot vill I do? Vot must I do? I don't know who to blame. Der Rhine is full mit submarines Dot nicht vill hunt der game. Der Russians feel dey want more fight, I vip dem vunce you see, Dot Root, he feed dem pepper sauce, Und sick der bears on me. Mine eyes are dim, I cannot see, Mine ears mit cannons roar. Mine veary beoples look to me — I cannot give dem more. O, how I damn dot Uncle Sam ! I hate dot Yankee cheer! He slim mine ranks mit tefel tanks, Und fill mine men mit fear. Und night by last I dreamed von dram, I thought mine empire fell. Mine Gott vas mit der Yankee host — Der Kaiser vas in hell. (15) AFTER THE WAR, WHAT THEN? After the war, what then? What then? Will the world return to peace again? Will monarch's crown and war-lord's sway Return the earth to bloody fray? Nay ! Nay ! I pray thee, Lord above, Send down to men thy spirit love. We do believe when peace has come We'll hear no more the fife and drum ; The battle cry of peace will sound Till martial music will be drowned. Foe and friend, when peace is made Will spring from trenches, not arrayed To cut to earth their fellow man, But clasp a hand as brother can. The nations now are sick of war, But peace will reign on earth no more Till he the maker of wars, the chief, Has been suppressed; and sweet relief From future war, may then be found And all the nations cluster 'round A world-wide court, with world-wide power- Then will war-mad monarchs cower And seek no more to plunge mankind Into a fray so madly blind. (16) NORTHWESTERN COLORS (Northwestern Normal School, Alva, Okla.) Thy colors are clipped from 'the streamers Of time on its infinite flight, Thy red from the splendor of morning, Thy black from the rayless night. Then time in her streams unceasing Are found in thy colors true — May time in all its mercy Deal gently unto you. May your growth be strong arid steady ; May you stand for the clean and fair ; May you set the highest standard Of a college anywhere. May you stand in the far-off future As a bulwark of our state, When men of highest calling Can truly call thee great. (17) FRIENDSHIP'S BLOSSOM One day by friendship's cozy bower There met my gaze, a lovely flower, Such perfume gave the blossom fair I knew it was a beauty rare. Its silken petals, dipped in dew, Reflected back the diamond's hue, And seemed to smile and bid me stay To while an hour or two away. I seated myself on the mossy bank And all the beauties of nature drank ; The songsters warbled their notes o'erhead And the brook made music as it sped. The sunbeams spotted the mossy green — 'Twas the grandest picture in nature seen ; And there we chatted — the flower and I — Till the sun had sunk in the western sky. 'Twas then I bid my friend adieu And found my life had vigor new ; A new song cheers my life each day, And bids me oft to the woodland stray. (18) THE REAL CHRISTMAS SPIRIT Nineteen centuries and more ago A babe was born, as you well know, That brought the Wise Men from afar — Their guide was but a glowing star. The Shepherds, too, the glad news found While sleeping herds were clustered 'round. Then there were called that night to see, The great, the wise, and shepherds free. Thus man was blessed by a Savior's birth And given a promise of all the earth ; If they but love their God's own Son He'd bless them each and every one. The star that led the Wise Men there Is shining still in the heavens fair, Nor shall it wane, this morning star, Tho earth be drenched in hellish war. Some day the dreams of conflict will Be crushed in God's slow grinding mill ; The light of heaven will lead mankind And wars will then no makers find. May screaming shells on Christmas night Be hushed secure, and God's own light Shine down upon the Holy Land Where slept the noble shepherd band. May "peace on earth" and good will, too, Be spread and lived the whole world through ; That strifes may cease and wars may end And helping hands to others lend. When this has come, we then shall see Once more the man of Galilee — Earth and heaven will be so near That death and grave will bring no fear. December 22, 1916. (19) WINTER JINGLES O'er hill and dale and all around The tiny flakes come dancing down ; They blanket all quite snug and tight With fleecy coat, so warm and light, That tiny plants, and warbling quail Are tucked at last from frosty gale. The rugged hill, no longer found, Is smoothed into a rolling mound Around the brow of which does stand The living landmarks of the land. Their sighing boughs so long from bloom Seem spectred ghosts, from whitened tomb ; With heavy moans they seem to long For summer days and sparrow's song. The songsters fled the winter's night To summer homes of sunshine bright ; But snowbird and his friends, a few, Now flit about in frosty dew. Nor seem to have the slightest care If fields are white and meadows bare, And as the day sinks into night They creep into their house of white. The coyote on his nightly round Calls from his bed the sleeping hound ; And all night through from glen and dale Their voices mingle with the gale, Until at dawn the master's horn Calls home the canine, sad and worn. The morning lightens into day While snow clouds drift and pass away ; The sun shines once again on earth And life and joy are given birth. (20) The chores of morning soon are done And then there's laughter, joy and fun. For now the sleighbell's jingling sound Is heard all through the country 'round, And happy faces in the sleigh Are blooming like the flowers of May. These, all these, does winter bring Yet somehow still we long for spring. THE LOST HOME" This poem pictures the loss of Prof. Frank Wyatt's home at Alva, Okla., during the winter of 1911-12. Last eve, while gently musing In my cozy study room, Came wailing on the night-wind The fire-bell's dreadful doom. Then peering from my window To the icy streets below, I saw the noble fireboys As they struggled for the glow. Twas an ugly night in winter, And the noble horses found Their path a hellish torture As they struggled up the mound. They reached the scene at hill-top Amid the darkened snow — The noble lads then met her, Fanned by northwind's blow. In an effort superhuman They struggled there to meet The fiery red destruction, As it sent its furnace heat. (21) At last the demons clutch her, The gods of fire have won, The cherished home has vanished As mists are swept at dawn. Like cozy homes, the mortal May dwell for many a year With pleasant faces 'round us Without a care or fear; Or again the dark death angel May sound our parting doom, Taking loved ones from us — Their ashes to the tomb. CHARACTER BUILDERS We each today are builders On a structure good or bad, Which may bring joy and comfort Or may other hearts make sad. If the model has been founded On a goodly sort of plan, The foundation will be firmness In a love for God and Man. Our walls must be laid firmly Of brick and mortar stout ; They must embrace large windows, Giving sunshine in and out. The roof and ceiling likewise Must be strong to stand the strain, For the storms of life are many That beat 'round about the brain. The floors and inside finish Of course must, too, be good Better use a noble concrete Than a shabby sort of wood. (22) Then there must be smiling faces In the pictures on the wall, And a cheer to those about us From the attic to the hall. Yes, too ! make all doors truly That they fit the casement well, Thus may enter summer breezes And we'll shun the winter's spell. Now the builder who is building On a structure not so stout, Can hope for nothing better Than misery in and out ; And the builder who is building On the rigid sort of plan, Will be a builder for the future And a friend to God and Man. MY FOREST HOME Written while a bit homesick for my old home in Linn Co., Kansas. I'm dreaming tonight Of a far-off land. I'm dreaming, yes dreaming Of a forest grand; Where many an hour I've whiled in the shade Of the towering kings Of the forest glade. Great kings of the forest That tower so high, I love you, I love you, Nor will I deny (23) That dearer to me Is your towering green, Than all of the riches I've handled or seen. Your silver-faced streams And gurgling young brooks, You filled me, yes thrilled me When freed from my books. Those mossy green beds Gave pleasure to me, As I lay and I watched The fishes so wee. The time is now nearing Once more I must roam, But never, no, never, To my old forest home. Tis the home of the stranger ; My loved ones have fled To the land of the prairie, And some to the dead. WHY HOLD THY SECRETS? Addressed to the Oklahoma Prairies Ye sodden prairies, why slumber on, And hide thy secrets from the pale-faced man? It is he who has given many a drop of his life- Blood to rid thee of the savage warrior and the Mighty herds of bison that ruthlessly trod upon thy bosom. Thou alone hold hold the secrets of long ago. Speak ! I pray thee, and tell us whence came the wild red-man To wake thy stillness with his wild halloo! Tell us of the daring Coronado who passed (24) Over thy vast expanse to the endless plains beyond. Tell us of the fabled Quiveria, which now lies revealed In thy bountiful harvests. We cannot but recall that thy sodden breast Fed the red man's cattle, all of which Have passed to the "Great Beyond" like the Wild red man himself. Canst thou not speak to us through the breezes That fan thy face, and tell us why thou hast called The race of white to replace the one of red? Dost thou, O Prairies ! wish to teach man The great lesson of secrecy which has not Been learned by the better half of the race? If thy silence is so great a teacher What then, may we learn from a study Of the inmost recesses of thy great self? Great indeed are the gifts thou hast given us ! But yet we would receive one privilege more : We would that when our mortal race is run, Thou wouldst permit our mortal bodies Being laid within thy sheltered breast, Where they may resolve back and become a part Of thine own great self. TRADING POST, KANSAS, AND HERFAMOUS MILL The weeds grow rank on the river's bank, On the bank of the Marais des Cygnes, Where the famous mill, now hushed and still Never again to be seen ; Once rumbled away, by night and day In her effort to feed the throng Of brave pioneers, with their horses and steers, As they came on their journeys long. Through forest wide, on every side The men of the border came ; (25) They swapped their wheat, their corn and meat For flour or money — the same. The armies of Blue, and Gray-coats, too. Stopped at the self same mill ; They loaded their train with flour and grain And ate and drank their fill. The town itself, on a higher shelf Than the river's brink once stood ; The houses were small, with chimneys tall, Yet built of finest wood. But now the town has tumbled down Like the mill by the riverside, And today the bats, the owls, and rats Romp in homes of pride. Brave old mill, forever still, And town of towns no more, Thy fame is great through Kansas State As in thy days of yore. And remembered well are the men who fell For Freedom's holy name, But the Guerilla bands from Border Lands Will always be her shame. The story, then, of the Free State men, Who fell in the awful ravine, Has been well told in letters bold Of the poem, "Les Marais des Cygnes."* The wholesale slaughter, where blood like water Once oozed in streamlets down Was on the farm, with its woodland charm — The home of Old John Brown. The weeds grow rank, on the river's bank, On the banks of the Marais des Cygnes, Where the famous mill, now hushed and still Never again to be seen ; *"Les Marais des Cygnes" was written by J. G. Whittid (26) Once rumbled away, by night and day In her effort to feed the throng Of brave pioneers, with their horses and steers, As they came on their journeys long. SUNSET AT THE GOLDEN GATE (As seen by the writer while at the Cliff House) As the sun was sinking in the west 'Mid billowy folds of ocean breast, We stood, we gazed on misty sky, Then down on waters rolling high. Within our souls emotions rose As wave, on wave, seemed dealing blows On shore and rock — they rose so grand Then died away as men of land ; While newer, stronger, waves so great, Rolled on toward the Golden Gate. The sea-gulls screamed far out at sea And skimmed the waves so gracefully, Then 'rose again, and circled 'round To newer sports, their mates had found. On the rugged rocks the sleeping seals Were startled not by ploughing keels. Once more we gazed far out at sea A mighty ship, with wireless tree, Plows white the foam, in path as straight As the falcon's flight to the Golden Gate. ODE TO SALT LAKE CITY Beautiful city by the dying sea, Thou art so wholesome, so light and so free. Thy walks art majestic, so broad and so long; Thy temples and mansions art sturdy and strong. Fairest of fairest, of cities thou art — Won me, you've won me, my soul and my heart. (27) DON'T YOU REMEMBER? Don't you remember, and will you forget When you were a kiddie, your mamma's sweet pet? Such locks that you wore and curlies galore And looked like a dolly that comes from the store! You wore girl's frocks, and feminine socks And sat on the floor and played with the blocks. Don't you remember one day to your joy That you were a laddie, your daddy's big boy? You belted your trousers and started to school, And the very first morning you kicked like a mule ; The big girls kissed you and held you tight And the boys then laughed with all their might. Don't you remember the pretty Miss Kate Who sat 'cross the aisle and wrote on her slate : "I like you better than freckle-faced Joe, The reason I like you, you're nicer, you know"? And you gave her sweet cookies and candy and gum — She smiled at Fred Barker and you acted glum. Don't you remember your very first call? You shook and you trembled because you were tall ; And when the door opened you had a surprise, Her mother looked on you with storm in her eyes And then her heart softened and you and sweet Kate Went to the circus and thought it was great. Don't you remember the night you proposed? Your team stopped walking, they stood and they dozed ; How your heart fluttered, it rose and it fell And beat on your ribs like the clang of a bell ; How your voice stuttered and sputtered until Katie gave answer : "Of course I'm yours, Bill." (28) A DISJOINTED WEDDING This wedding actually occurred at Eureka Springs, Arkansas, several years ago. The dynamo at the light plant failed during the ceremony. A maiden of forty summers And a man with a young bald pate, Were wed on summer's evening — The hour was really late. The church was greatly crowded — It was public — say, do you know, For a bunch of rollicking youngsters It swamped a ten cent show? The maid, she was not embarrassed, To her it seemed but a bore, For this, her would-be hubby Was only number four. But surely they both were suited Or single awhile they'd stayed, But hasten I must the story Before my thoughts have strayed. The parson had well proceeded And gotten to the critical point, When all about was darkness, Then things got out of joint. The bridesmaid screamed with horror And swore that never again would she Be found at another wedding In such a company. The parson, amid confusion, Demanded forth a light, And then the crowd grew noisy, It reached an awful height. Twas then the dingy lantern (29) Was found on the belfry stairs, Which lighted the ceremony And relieved the parson's cares. The crowd was filled with pleasure, And superstitions fled Of spooks and darkened weddings Where Satan's footsteps tread. And today they all are happy — And happy it seems for life — The former got his money, The husband, such a wife. SHOP TALK (With due apology to less talkative barbers) Chatter away, chatter away From the early morn till close of day. The barber stands by his swivel chair And talks, and combs and cuts the hair. So strange it seems that one small head Should hold such news of the living and dead'- He can tell you how the town went dry; He can tell you when and tell you why. He knows quite all the back yard rows Over the chickens, or about the the cows. He knows just why the mayor was beat, And the cost to a cent of paving the street. He knows why Congress rejected the bill And just to a day the parson was ill. He can quote the law on the killing of game And knows each fish by his family name. He rejects the story of Jonah and the whale And then proceeds with a fisher tale ; But just as his boat by the fish upset, The grocer came in to collect a debt. The barber forgot his sermon and text And ended his theme by calling, "Next." (30) RENFREW'S RECORD PRINT ALVA, OKLAHOMA. LIBRARY OF CONGRESS ■mm 018 604 561 *