mty. ill PI I iiiiiii:::-: ia.iy.iii);:S);'M«;;' ; ;;,m: 'ill ■■';''' !'■'":'''',■ '' wF -^--0^ ^■^^ .•^' ^^r*. },^n *.. .^ C*. A' ^O -?«»t^: ^■^\ ^ ,v'^ .i*:- •^ .^ rr ^r. v-^^ m ^ % • • , ' %.^ -. ' . "c • 0^ 4 o o^ « • • • "^''i ^^. . * — /7 >7 , ' ™— .0' 'L^-L'. -?• •*U.o< ^O i,- > A •*-, .>' ^^ < O '" .*^' vO^. ? BRITISH WAR SONGS PRICE 25 CENTS Till' ll.iy ili;it liylits till- sailiii nil ln> w:iv. Till' fhij; tliiil fills nnr foes with ilisiiifiy. Till' (l;ij; that always has larrifl tho ilay. Till' rninii .laik of ohl Kiijilaii'l. .Printed and Published by. JOHN MELLOR & SONS PirrSBURGH, PA. (;o))yrinht, IUKI, liy Jiilin Melliir. GOD SAVE THE KING. (Air ■ ' Aiiii'rii-;i. " r (!()il save oiii- (iiiii'ioiis I\iiiij\ liOllLT li\'i' ol'i- IMililr Kiliv : (loil save the Kiiiff. Sciiil liiiii victoi'ioiis, i la|i|i.\ and "jloiious, liOiii; ti) ii'itrii over us, ( !()(! sa\ !• t lir Kiiijr. ( ) Ixinl. (iiir ( iod, arise. Scatirr his i-ncinii's. And inaki' tliciii fall. ( 'ont'oiind tlicif politics : FiMistralc tlii'ir knaxisli Irii-ks: ( In Tlicr our hopes \\c lix : ( iod sa\e the Kilijf. Tiiy choicest jrit'ts in stoi'c, ( In liiiu lie pleased to pour ; Ijouii' niav he i-eii>ii. .May he defend our laws. And ever ^i\e us cause. To sinjr. with heal i and voiir. ( Iod save tile Kiny'. 1^1 ^^11 fT BRITISH War ^ongs OLD ENGLISH BALLADS AND OTMKR MISCELLANEOUS SELECTIONS ^J^^^ * * Collected and Compiled bv JOHN MELLOR * * Price 25 Cents Twenty per cent, of the proceeds of the sale of (his book will be devoted to send- ing presents to the soldiers who have enlisted from Wadsle> Bridge, Mr. Mellor's native village. Printed and Published by JOHN MELLOR & SONS 126 to 134 Forty-Sixth Street PITTSBURGH, PA. ig ^ ii^ ^ INDEX Life on tlii' Occrin Wnvi-. A l.ittli- ll.'id. Tlio .Mi'ssa;;(> From the Tioiirlu^ " Nohl.y " ClMik, V, C. Alls Well 10 Aiiiprica .' 10 Arc We Dovviilioartt'il ? 13 Army of To.lay 's All Right, The HI t Arrival of tlio British Troops in France 1<> ! rowilcr MonUey, Tin- Anstrrili:i Will Ho There U | Wiile, Britannia! . . . Hanky . . 1.') Hoys 111 Khalii. Boys In Blue IL! Bravo, Territorials T Biifile Calls of the British Army 18 Busier 's Dream, The IH Cliristinas in ('am|i uitli Kiti'liener 's Boys 17 Fall III 11 Follow the Drum 14 Ooil Save the King ' 2 (ioose Step, Tlir R Hearts of Oak .12 Here's to the Day .S Hero We Are! Here We are Again! 9 If F^iglanil Wants a Hand. . I:; l.ails in Navy Bine, The .11 l-aml of Hope ami Ulory 7 T^et "Km All t'oiiie. We're Kea.lv . |endeil. Tommy or Tommy Atkint-A ]iri\ate sobliei in the Woodbine — A eheap brand of cigarettes,— live for a British Army. pcnnv. Blighter — A term of contempt for a man who is no good. Uncle Bill — The soldier's pet name for the Kaiser. Entente Cordiale— The agreement of the allies. Territorials— Corresponding to our iniliti Knut — .\ smart, well-ilresseil, well built, young man. Swank — Swagger. Copyright, 1916, by John Mellor. OCT 30 1916 G)CI.A44«1H2 THE EXCUSE Sometimes called the " Preface " For ceuturies it has been customary for an iiutliur to write a preface to hia book, which, in nine times out of ten is only an excuse, sometimes a very lame one, for inflictinp his work on the public. The excuse I have to offer is that I did not orij;inally in- tend to make a book and that it "just grew," like Topsy in "Uncle Tom's Cabin." On August 26, 1914, three weeks after tho pres- ent great war began, I saileil for England in order to visit my parents, who were both considerably over eighty years of ago, and, while they were natur- ally robust, both had begun to show signs of failing health, my father having sudilenly lost his sight. I returned the following Xoveniber bringing with me the talking machine records of nil the war songs which had been issued up to that time. There were only about half a dozen in the lot and so in Jan- uary last I wrote to a friend for new catalogues and from these I selected every number that looked like a record of a song, speech of descriptive articles relatin;; to the war. It would be tedious to relate the difficulties en- countered in getting the records to this country. The British government had prohibited the exportation of all articles made of rubber, including all talking machine records, and the box containing the ones I had ordered was hehl up at Liverpool until such time .18 the war would end. After months of delay my friend found a way to got them hero .and since they arrived I have pleased hundreds of former British sub- jects, of English, Irish, Scotch, Welsh and Canadian blood. Some wise old guy, whose identity I have for- gotten — if I ever knew it — once gave utterance to the following words, "Let me write the songs of a nation and I will rule the country, no matter who makes the laws." This is merely another way of saying that if we know the common songs of any nation for any particular period, we shall know what the people were thinking, saying and doing during that jieriod, — we shall know their innermost thoughts, their aspirations, their hopes and fears. To Americans therefore, these songs show a truer insight into the real British char- acter than all the newspaper articles that have been written since the war began. In all these British songs you will find no note of bitterness or repining, no "Song of Hate," but a steady, strong, unwavering, grim determination to pur- sue the war, which they strongly believe was forced upon them, to a victorious end, no matter what the cost in blood and treasure. Their desire is not to ex- terminate a nation or a l)eople, but to abolish forever a principle — Prussian Militarism — which they are firm- ly persuaded is a menace to their liberties and to the liberties of all the people of the earth. These songs show that these British go into the war as they go into a football game, with the odds at the start fearf uUv against them, yet they shout ' ' Are we Downhearted?" "No." "Shall we Winf " "Yes." And they go in to win, "To shoot straight, to fight FAIR and never look behind." And through it all the faith of the people at home in "Jack Tar" and "Tommy Atkins" is unbounded. While there are no notes of hatred for the enemy in these songs, there is sorrow and heartburnings for the lads who are going forth to fight and die, but the floodgates of their tears are held back with a courage and fortitude that still persists in seeing the silver lining in the dark war-clouds that hover around tl^eir island home. This pent-up sorrow and courageous optimism is well expressed in the chorus of the song "Till the Boys Come Home,"' which will be found on I)age 10. Now, in playing these songs to friends at my home, I have frequently been requested to play a ccr tain song two or three times over because the hearers did not quite catch all the words. In fact it is very difficult to get the full value of any song the first time it is heard, no matter how clear and distinct the voice may be, and so I got into the habit of having typewritten copies made so that my friends could fol low the words of the songs accurately, and they would invariably ask and be granted permission to take these copies home with them. Then I started having them set in tj-pe and rough jiroofs taken. As the printed sheets of these songs kept grow- ing in number and as I was being requested to use the records at public entertainments I commenced to put stitches in the loose sheets to keep them together. I afterwards ailded a title page anil when I deciiied to put a cover on it I concluded that it wouM be <|uite appropriate to embellish it \vith the Union Jack, add some of the best old English Ballads, and charge a nominal sum for the book to those who would like to possess a copy — enough to pay for the paper and press work anyway. The rest of the work has been a labor of love. Finally, when everything else was done I found that I had made the fatal error of neglecting to write a "Preface," or excuse for the book and .so this is it. ♦ + + I have no excuses or apologies to make for the decided pro-ally sentiments which I hold. I am an Englishman, born and edu destruction of the Lusitania with more than a thousand non-combatant victims, men, women and chiblreii; the shooting of the poor nurse, Kdith f:avell; and. what is far worse, the evident .jov ami oiieii gloating of men who call them selves civilized at the news of the perpetration of snch horrible atrocities; when we rellect upon all tliesi> things and also consider the further fact that Germany has never produced a shining exponent of "Liberty;" has never raised n Garibaldi, a Liiiiis Kossuth, a 'i'haddeus Koscinozko. a Simon Bolivar, a William Tell, .•1 Lafavette, a .hdm llampdon, an Oliver Cromwell, :i Willierforee, a Gladstone, a Washington, a Wendell Phillips, or a Lincoln.— ALL APOSTLES OF FREE- DOM; — that the ni;in who is held up to be the greatest (ieiniau of all time is Bisni;irck, "the Man of Blood and Iron;" and that the greatest living (iermaii hero is Von llimlenberg, who is said to ha\e the most diabolic .•il, cruel, \indictive, nncngefnl, wicked, ami malicious face that was ever placed above the neck of mortal man, a picture of wliich would make the face of the most savage Red Indian look quite benevolent by com parison: I say, when we take the measure of the Ger man type of' national hero, and rellect upon all the facts jnst mentioned, it is not surprising that a free peojde, .levoted to free institutions, animated by ben evcdent. exalting and linmane principles and opposi'd to the rille of the sword, should withold from tins race the highest office within its gift, THE PRESIDENCY, 1 know and a)>|ireciate the fiienilshi|j of many (iermaus, — men of integrity, — sober, industrious, tlirif tv, honorable .iiid intelligent men, — men, who are devot- ed and loyal to the Hag of the country in wliich we live; women of virtue — modest, home-loving, frugal, faith Till women; — women who are good wives and self sac- liHcing mothers. Some of these understand the causes which led up to the outbreak of this war, tbey do not approve of the course taken by the Kaiser and his War Lords, and, they realize that the cause of civiliz- ation will be advanced and that the world will be a better jdace to live in when I'rnssian Militarism is sm.ashed for ever. They realize that this tremendous struggle is not so much a war of nations or races, but one of iiUvils, the central jioiiit of whii-li is, — shall the World be Ruled by the Ballot Box or by the Sword? T started out collecting a few loosely scattered lOpies of these British War songs and typewriting them for the edification of my American born friends and for the |deasure that my British-born friends might derive from them; 1 ended by making a little printed book out of them. In the same way I started to write this "preface," or "excuse" for the book and now find myself making a pro-ally argument on the war. Is that the province of a ]>refaee to a book of songs? Shall 1 destroy this argument and restrict this preface to the first few paragraphs? Finally I decide to let the article go forth for what it is worth — the thoughts and oidnions of one man. * * ♦ 1 fin. I that I still have a little bit of space left oil this iiage so 1 will help to (ill it by relating a little incident which occurred a year ago last September. 1 was on my way back from a trip to California, and two I'niteil States judges, who were on their way to attend court at the ciijiital of their state, were trav- eling companions for a few hundred miles. We were in the smoking room of a I'ullman and the place was so crowded that three or four men could not fiml seats. .V lierce argument on the war was in progress ;ind the two main combatants were two Germans. Both of these men came to this country when they were boys, both were intelligent, well read, successful business men. both had visited Germany, England and France in recent years and so both were thoroughly conversant with I'onditions in those countries. They were Strang ers to eaili other ami one was a vehement defender of the policies ]jnrsned by the Getnian war ji.arty, the other was etiually as strong in favor of the allies. The argument became heateil ami they each dragged up sc-raps of ancient and modern American, German and F.nglish history to supjiort the various arguments. Fin- ally one of the two judges, a magnificent and vigorous specimen of .American manhood, in spite of his seventy years of age, said, as near as I can remember; — ".My great great grandfather fought against Kngland iii the Revolutionary war which resulted in the Declaration of American Independence in 177(i; iny great gramlfather fought against Kngland in the wiir of 1S112; my father was killed in the civil war in the sixties and 1 was old enough to fight, and did tight for four years in that great struggle. It was believed, and is now believed, that Knglan.l sympathized with the South in that conflict, anil so, if we Anierii-ans owe the Knglish anything, we owe them a few grudges. On the contrary, we have never had any trouble with (Germany in any way, shape or form, and so, if other things were equ.il, we should side with Germany in this w;ir and lend her all the moral support we can, thus pa> iiig back to the Knglish the grudges wc owe them :ind repaying back to (Jermany the goodwill that has :ilways existed between that country and ours, but," — and iiere he paused, weighing his words, as he might ilo when delivering an ini]iortant decision from the bench — "But, other things are not eipial. Britain is now s:icri(icing herself to establish the right of small nations to live; she is now fighting to more firmly establish democratic power as oiqiosed to autocratic or military (lower, the very thing for which our fathers fought and died; we cannot give any moral support to Germany in this war without throwing to the winds the very lirincijiles ujioii which this government is founded; we must liope •■md pray for the success of the allies and lend them such moral and financial support as will enable them to win in order that our form of gover- meiit may be secured to us and perpetuated for our descendants; as far as 1 can see we ha\'c no choice in this matter for GREAT BRITAIN IS NOW FIGHT- ING THE BATTLE OF CIVILIZATION AND GREAT BRITAIN IS RIGHT." I'iltsl.urgh. I'a., October .'H, 191(i. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY 1 Doar land of hope, thy hope is frowned; (iOD make thee mightier yet! On sov'ruM brows beloved, renowned, Ouce more thy crown is set Thine equal laws, by freedom gained, Have ruled thee well and long; By freedom gained, by truth maintained. Thine Knipire shall be strong. C'HORfS:— Land of hope and glory, mother of the free, How shall we extol thee who are born of thee? Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set; • iOD who made thee mighty make thee mightier yet! 2 Thy fame is ancient as the days, As ocean large and wide; A pride that dares, and heeds not praise — A stern and silent pride. Not that false .joy that dreams content With what our sires have Won; The blood a hero sire hath spent 8honlil nerve a hero son. (Cliiirus as Abii\ e I THE SOLDIERS OF THE KING 1 Britons always loyally declaim About the way we rule the waves — Kv ry Briton's song is just the same, When singing of our soldier braves, .Ml the worlil has heard it, wonders why we sing, And some have learned the reason why; We're not forgetting it, we're not letting it Fade away or gradually die. So when we say that England 's master. Remember who has made her so — CHORVS:— It's the Soldiers of the King, my lads. Who've been, my lads — who 're seen, my lails. In the fight for England's glory, lads. Of its world-wide glory let ns sing. .\nd when we say we've always won, And when they ask us how it's done. We'll proudly point to overyone Of Knglan'.l's Sobiiers of the King. War clouds gather over ev'ry land, Onr treaties threatened east and west; Nations that we've shaken by the hand. Our honoured pledges try to test. They may have thought us sleeping— thought us prejiared. Because we have our party wars. But Britons all unite, when they're called to fight TJie battle for OM England 's common cause. So when we say that England's master. Remember who has made her so — (Chorus as Above) YOUR KING AND COUNTRY NEED YOU 1 We're |iroud of our little country. We 're firoud of our lads in blue. We 're ])roud of our mighty Emjiire And our lads in khaki, too. Kor when England seems in danger They answer one anil all. "Your King and Country need you!" Is the British Nation's Call. CHORl'S:— There's a call for men who will guar^l old England's gate. The Laud of Peace and Frce>'. TIark lo the merry luifjles 8oiiniliiij; aloMg our way. So let your voices riiiy;, my boys, And take the time from me. Ami I'll sing you a song, as we march along. Of Sussex by the Sea. ("HOKUS:— Oh! we're the men from Sussex, Sussex by the Sea. We plow and sow anil rea|> .iml mow Anil useful nu>n are we. And when you go to Sussex, Whoever you may be. You may tel'l them all, that wc stand m tall. For Sussex by the Sea. Oh I Sussex! Sussex by the Sea! Good old Sus.sex by tiie Sea! You may tell them' all, that we stand '\ I's out when i^ Thi> " Toiiiiiiios " wont off to war. ^s Tlie j;irls will nil He smiling, wlieu ^— They see 'em come bai'k oiioe more ^S Tbey 'II put out tlie (lags ami 1>unting, when ^i: The ships <-ome across the foam. — Oh! Won't there be a how-do youdot ^^ When Tommy I'onies marching home. When Tommy comes njnrehing home again, Hurrah! Hurrah! When Tommy comes mari'liing home again. Hurrah! Hurrah | Yon 'II see the ladies, Maud anil I,ou, With boys in khaki, boys in blue, .\nil they'll never be short of a fat; •>! tu.i, When Tommy conies marching home. .1 Wlien .Johnnie comes marching home again. Hurrah! Hurrah! When .lolinnie comes marching home again. Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll give 'I'ln a cheer when they come back,- Our British bull- hom e again. When Sandy comes marchin; Hurrah! Hurrah! When Samlv comes marching home again, 0!'Aye! O! Aye! The Germans won't ito any goose-step then. The Scotties will cook their goose, ye ken, They'll have had quite enough of the Highland men. When Sandy comes marching home. 7 When the Terriers all come home again. Hurrah! Hurrah! When the Terriers all come home ;igain. Hurrah! Hurrah! Sweet peace along with tlu-m thev'll bring. They 11 have taught tlie Kaiser Bill to sing The "Marseilles" and "Ood save the King. ' When the Terriors all come home. When Tommy comes manhing home again. Hurrah! Hurrah! When Tommy comes marching home again. Hurrah! Hurrah! The Germans will have received the shock, That Kaiser of theirs will take the "Knock, .\nd the taverns won't shut at ten o'clock. When Tommy comes marching home. HERE WE ABE! HEBE WE ARE! AGAIN! 1 The poets, since the war began, Have written lots of things, About our gallant soldier lads. Which no-one ever sings. .\lthough their words are very good, The lilt they seem to miss, l'"i>r Tommy likes a British song, .\ song that goes like this ( HORUS:— Were we are! Here we are! here we are again. There's Pat and Mac and Tommy and .Tack and Joe When there's trouble brewing, — When there's something doing, — ,\re we downhearted? No! Let 'em all come. Here we are. here we are, here we are again. We're fit anil well and feeling as right as rain, Xever mind the weather Now they're all together. Hello! Hello! Here we are again! Hocb! (Patter) That's the idea boys and don't put any ' h ' in. 1>on't forget the 'ocli When Tommy went across tin* s(*as To bear the battle's brunt, ()f course he sang this little sung While niaiching to the front. .\iid when he's walking through Hi'ilin. Ifc'll sing the anthem still. He'll shove a Woodbine in and say, "How are yon I'mle Bill?" (Chorus as Aliove) (l';itter> That's the spirit me b'hoys. Now once more in honor of the brave little Belgians, God bless 'em. They all deserve to live in a house of gold. Now altogether me b 'hoys. (Chorus as Above) tl'atter; Now my b'hoys. once more in honor of the br:i\'e Britisliers. (Chorus as Above) 4. 4, 4. THE GOOSE STEP 1 We've had the one-step, we've had the two step. We've had the <-ake walk from Tennessee But there's the new step, it's called the goose step. And it comes from Germany. The Kaiser says when he arrives in Knglaml. Kvery other step will then be through. The Piccadilly crawl, will be no use at all. There'll be only one step then to do. - CHORt'S:— We shall all do the goose step. We shall all do the new steii. When we stroll down Pic-Pic adilly .lust to jdease Almighty Kaiser Willie. We shall all ilo the goose step, .Tust to show our German loyalty. But there's one step the Kaiser's got to learn from Tommy Atkins. That's the quick step back to Germany, 2 We've heard him swanking, we've heard him banking On being in England on Christmas Da.v, He sa,vs with airships, such l)ig and rare shi]»s. He means to land at Wopping Bav. We only ho]ie he does arrive in England .\s a prisoner here he'll soon be booked, .■\ud he'll be plucked quite bare, of all his Kiiltur rare, .\nil his goose by Kitchener be cooked, (Chorus as Above) = LET EM ALL COME. WE'RE READY ^E Mou of the Kiiipirp far ami wiilc, ^3 Men of oiir rock-boiinil shorp, = Hark to tlic souml of your coiiiitry's call — r= Calling von forth to war, ^3 l'|i anri lie cjoiiij; each inotlicr's son, ^= Onrs not to roason wliv, ^= liallv arounil the grand olil lla<;. = This he onr liattle cry. = CTIOIU'S:— ^= l,('t them all come, we are ready for tlieni all Not a man who will shirk liis country's call. Xever mind the (Jernian crew, Z^ We are Koing to see it through, Steady men of iOn^jland, steady. ^E ■•et them all come, thon;;li the (nitlook '.s yrini .-iinl == black VVi^ can leave it all to Tommy and to .lack, ^E If HiP.v think that we're afraid, z^ Mere "s our answer ready made, — - Let them all come, we are ready. ^E * * + = THE ARMY OF TODAY'S ALL RIGHT ^E When the |ieo|>le tell you that the army 's not complete. ^E 't Ko<'*< t" xliow, that they don't know. ^= I'll say the arnij''s simply perfect, can't l>e heat. - I know it's true, because I do. '^^ Sometime l>ai'k it seenu'il to me, ^= Things wiM-en 't all they ought to he, There was one thing that was wanted, only one. =11 And of course that thing was done. = ClIORrS:— So its all right, its all right now There's no need to worry any more. I saw the army wasn 't strong, ^= Oh! Kverything was wrong, *^ Till the day I came along, .\iid then the hand played, they all hoorayed. ^= The guns fireil a salvo of clelight. I joined the army yesterday ^^ So the :irmv of tod.av 's .'illright. I found tlie colonel of the reginuMit in the dumps. Said T "What forF" He siniiilv swore. Oh! C'rund.s! The language! Weill He hd it out in lumjis. It was a shock, it stop|>eil the clock. When his lireath lame b.ack a bit, lie explained tlie cause of it, " What we need here is «(une ginger, sir.'' >aid Imv 1 said, "Th.'it's me. yon need nnv " CHOKl'S:- So its all right, its .-ill right now There 's no need to worry any more. T saw the army wasn 't strong, Oh! Kverything was wrong. Till the (lay J came along, And then the band pl.-iyed, they all hooraycil, "You've saved us" said Kitchener with delight 1 Joineil the army yesterday So the army of tod;iy 's allright. So its all right, its all right now There's no need to worry anv more. 1 saw the army wasn't strong. Oh! I'^vervthing was wrong. Till the day I came along, .\nil then the hand played, they all hoorayed. The Kaiser, they say, wejit deathly white. I ioineil the army yestenlay So the army of today's allright. ALL'S WELL = From "The British Fleet" S Oeserteil by the waning moon, ^E When skies proclaiui night's cheerless noon, — On tower, or fort, or tented ground ^^ The sentry walks his lonely round: ZZZ .\nd sho\ild a footstep haply stray ^^ Wliere caution marks the guarded way, ^^ "Who goes there? Stranger, quickly tell!" s^ "A friend!" "The wonl?" " Goodnight ; " all's well. ^ f)r, sailing on the miilnight rieep. When weary messmates soundly sleep, The careful watch patrols the deck, Til guard the ship from foes or wreck; .\iiil while his thoughts oft homewards veer, Some frienilly voice salutes his ear, — "What cheer? Brother, quickly tell; .\hove, — below." Gooil-night; all's well. * * ♦ UP FROM SOMERSET 1 Oh! We came up from Somerset, To see the great review. There was Mary dressed in her Sumlay best And our boy Billy too. The druius are rolling i>ompadour. The trumpets too they blew, — When right up rode his Ma,jesty .\ml says "And who be yon.'" "Oh! We've come up from Somerset. Where the cider apples grow. We've come to see yo\ir .Majesty, Ami how the world does go. And when you're wanting anyone. If you'll kindly let us know. We'll all come up from Somerset, Because we love vou so," Then the Queen, she looked at Mary. .And ''What's your name?" she said. But Mary blushed like any rose Ami hung her jiretty head. "Why do you blush so, Mary? Speak up and tell her, do" So she said, "If you plea.se, your Majesty My name is Mary, too."' ''And we've come up from Somerset, Where the cider apples grow. Where the girls can hem and sew :inoast of those who guanl our roiist f Right prouil of them we are. ■Must we always sing of Tommy Atkins: Not one word for .laek / When on lanil, he makes a niight.v stand, Anil beats the foenian back! Wh.v in our glorv do we tower; What is the secret of our power? CHORIS. It is the Xavr, the British Nav.v, That keeps our foes at bay. Out oM song, ''Britannia rules the waves,'' We still can sing todav. We've got a Navy, a fighting Navy: Our neighbours know that's trni>; And it kee|>s them in their place. For they know thev'd have to face The livel.v little ladsiu Navy Blue! 2 Years ago. when serving for their countrv. British tars have met our nianv foes. How .Tack fought, iu viet'ries dearly bought. Our hist "ry ]>lainl.v shows. What we did in glorious davs of Nelson, Kngland still can do. Hearts of oak still scorn the foreign .voke; The olil. old song holds true! Why in our glory do we tower; What is the secret of our power.' (Chorus as Above) 3 Sailor .lack has gain'd a reputation: Kolks declare his love is onlv sport. Kvil minds believe a sailor finds A wife in ev 'ry port! Ladies, I beseech vou, don't believe it: .lack can faithful be. He ne'er swerves; the mistress tliat lie si>rvcN Is Sristress of the Sea! Why in our glorv do we tower: What is the sei'ret of our power? (Chorus as Above) * ■i- •> THERE'S SOMEONE WANTS YOU 1 Think how thev fought, every inch dearlv bo\ii;ht, For olil Kngland to free. Think how her sons have fallen and died For vour mates and me. Foemen have cried, a.ve, ami foeman have lied. Still we did not want war. Come every son, be prepared every one, .Inst as in ilays of vore. CHORT'S.— There's someone wants .you. there's a knock at your door. There's someone wants you. at the seat of the w;ir. Your mates are calling, your mates are falling. Now, in the fight for the right. And its right against might. For your country wants you. 2 How tan you rest, when yo\i know you I'onfessed. That the good bovs have gone. How can vou stav. when you know that today. We need every one. You won't be fools, if you throw down your tools, Ami .just leave evervthing, Then take yonr place, face the Oerninn menace. For your countrv wants vou. (Chorus as Above) FALL IN 1 What will you lack, .sonny, what will you lack When the girls line up the street. Shouting their love to the lads come back From the foe they rushed to beat .' Will you send a strangled cheer to the skv And grin till .your cheeks are red? But what will you lack when your mate goes bv With a girl who cuts vou deadf Where will you look, sonn.v, where will you look. When the children yet to be I'lamour to learn of the part vou took In the war that kept men freef Will you say it was naught to vou if France Stood uj) to her foe or bunkeil ? But where will you look when they give the glance That tells you thev know vou funked? How will you fare, sonny, how will you fare In the far off winter night, When you sit In- the fire in an old man's chair And your neighbours talk of the fight? Will you slink away, as it were from a blow, Y^our old head shamed and bent? Or say — I was not with the first to go. But I went, thank (JOD. I went .' Why do thev c.-iU, sonny, why do they I'all For men who are brave and strong? Is it naught to vou if your 40untry fall. And Right is smasheil by Wrong? Is it football still and the picture show. The pub and the betting odds, When your brothers stand to the tvrant's blow .\nd Britain's call is GOD'S? * * * A WARRIOR BOLD 1 111 days of old, when knights were bobl. And barons held their sway; A warrior bold, with spurs of gold. Sang uierrilv his lay — sang merrily his lav. My love is voung and fair, ir.v love hath golden hair, .\nil e.ves so blue and heart so true. That none with her compare; So what care I though death be nigh, T live for love or die; So what care I though death be nigh, I live for love I die. CHORUS:— So what care I though death be nigh, I live for love, for love I die; So what care I though death be nigh, T live for love I die. .'^o this brave knight in armor bright. When gailv to the frav. He fought the fight, but ere the night His soul had )>assed awav. The plighted ring he'd wore Was crushed and wet with gore; Yet ere he died he bravely cried, I kept the vow I swore. So what care I though death be nigh, I live for love or die; So what care I though ileath be nigh, 1 live for love or die. (Chorus as Above) 11 ^Illlillllllllli BOYS IN KHAKI, BOYS IN BLUE 1 Sing a soug of Rule Britannia I Sing in praise of Britain's boys; .(oily Jack, the sailor, with his breezy style, Mister Tommy Atkins, of the rank and file — They're two lads we lan depend on, When danger comes our way. For their fathers all were fighters and what 's bred i the bone, — Is sure to come out, some day.- — CIIOIU'S:— n khaki, boys iji blue, the best of jolly gooil luck to yo)i! all right, in love or war: get there again, just the same as you've done before, n khaki, boys in blue, no idle boast or brag, we get you both together, tlu're's going to be ilirty weather anyone who tramples on the ll.Tg! S Boys i E llere'> — You 'ro = You'll E Boys i = It's = When Sing a song of Rule Britannlal .\"ow there's fighting work to do, Kver staunch and realoii);li, Aiiall. There's always plenty more of work about. On leave o' nights you meet him in the streets, As happy as a sclioolbo.v anil as gay: Then back he goes to duty, all for Kngland. home an. I beauty, .\nd the noble sum of thirteen pence a day! (f'horus as Above) .•? In war time when it's Tommy to the front. And we ship him off to Kgypt or Peking; We sit at home while Tommy bears the brunt A fighting for his country and his King. .\nd whether he's in Belgium or in France, Or jiouring out his blood in the Soudan, To keep our flag a-flying he's a doing and a dying, Ev'ry ini'h of him a soldier and a man! (Chorus as Above) 4 So Tommy dear, we'll back you gainst the worl.l. For fighting or for funning or for work. Wherever Kritaiu's banner is unfurl "d. To do your best and never, never shirk. We keep the warmest corner in our hearts For you, my lad. wherever you may be. With Union .Jack above you! Oh I We're prouil of vou and love you, God keep you. Tommy, safe lp> land and .sea. (f'horus as .Xbove) * * * IF ENGLAND WANTS A HAND (Australian War Song, i 1 The name anil fame of old Fngland Is threatened by foes today. Our lilierty, our destiny. Is in danger, so they say. Comes a message o'er the ocean — A message to our sunny land — Kngland calls Australia 's soldiers. We must answer her command. CHORCS:— If Kngland wants a hand, •ell here it is; If Kngland wants a hand, well here it is; They'll show the enemy they're as hard as nails — The boys of Victoria and New South Wales. South Australia and the West, my lads, Queensland is pa-ssing over his. So, by the dear old Motherland, They will proudly take their stand. If England wants a haml, well here it is. The bugles are loudly calling, The drums they are calling too, So rally round tlie tlag, my lads. Show the world we're Britons true. Down with tyrants, now, forever. Keep our dear old Hag unfurled, Show our foes the British Empire Is a big thing in this world. Chorus as above. * ♦ ♦ THE SAILOR'S GRAVE 1 There is in the wide, lone sea A spot unmarked, but holy. For there the gallant mariner Tn his ocean becl lies lowlv. Down, down, within the deep, Tlie dark blue billows bore him He sleeps a calm and pleasant sleep With the salt wave washing o'er him. 3 Sleep on, thou mighty dead, A glorious tomb they found thee. The broad blue sky above thee spread The boundless waters round thee. No eye shall drop a tear No hand but fate shall move thee. But gallant fleets shall proudly steer Ou waters salt above thee. Gallant fleets shall jproudly steer On waters salt above thee. .\nil when tlie last trump shall sound And the tombs by thunder riven Like tlie morning sun from the waves shall bound .\iid rise and join in heaven. Like the morning sun from the w;i\cs shall binind .\uil rise and join in heaven. ♦ ♦ ♦ ARE WE DOWNHEARTED? 1. .Mr. I'at Malone, upon the continong, Was lighting with the Iri.sh Fusiliers, One night in the cafe, rose to sing a song, .\n<{ all the Tommies greeted him with cheers. Said I'at, — I'll sing a song about Our gallant fighting men, Although we 've had a tussle with The Germans now and then — CHORUS:— Are we Downhearted? NO! Then let your voices ring And altogether sing .\re we Downhearted.' NO! Not while Britannia rules the waves NOT LIKELY! While we have .lack U|ion the sea. And Tommy on the land we need not fret. It's a long, long way to Tipperary. But we're not down hearted yet. 2 With a pretty girl Pat traveled out one night. And arm in arm they strolled, you may depend, Til a dozen pals, all sang out with delight, Hello! Hello, there! Who's your lady friend? Said Patrick, — I don't know her name. But listen here old pal If this is what they gave us with The entente cordiale — (Chorus as Above) t7\ — 4 18 THE POWDER MONKEY 1 A viirn I'vo itot t(i spin as liow I've hcaicl my oh\ flad tell. Of a gallant little lioro who alioar.t tlii> Vict'ry fell; Ho was liriniiiiin' full of i-ourajic, an sort o' lail T(i iTiako the sort o' sailor that imr Xavv's always had. As powder monkey, little Jim, was pet o' all the rrew. With his tlaxen hair so curly, an' bis pretty eyes o" blue; And the bo 'sun always said as liow that what jjot over him, Was the chorus of a sailor's sony;, as sung by little Jim. CHORUS:— Soon we'll be in London town, sing my lads, yo ho! .\nd see the king in a golden crown, sinj; my lads.yolio! Heave ho! on we go, sing my lads, yb ho! Who's afeaved to meet the foe, sing my l.-ids, yo hn! 2 111 ninetv eight we chased to foe right into "Houky Bav," An. I we fought away like niggers all the night till break of day. The foeman's flagship "Orient" was blow'.! away skv high. With the "Admiral and all his crew, an' sarve 'em right, says I. \ow little Jim was in the thick "' all the lire and smoke. And he seemed to think that lightin' har.l was nothin' but a .ioke. For he handed ni> the powder from the magazine lielow, An' all the while a singin', like as if his pln.k to show. (Chorus as Above) 3 Hilt little .lim was book'd, for as tin' light was just on won, A musket bullet piidied him off, afore his song was done: Thev took him to the cockpit, where asmiliii' he did lie. .Vnd the sailors — well, there warn't a man but some how jdji'd his eye; Says Jim— "My lads, don't fret for me. hut if the shore you see, Give a kiss to dear old mother, and sav it heart went jdt a pat. his face turne^l palid white. Kor he'll read his morning Daily .Mail, calling British ers to fight. The enemy was knocking at the door, the paper said. And the ilreadful news sent Hanky very nearly off his head. I'or .lays and days he laboreil at his desk, his brain .1 whirl. Me felt he'd do some noble deed, for Kngland and hi^ girl. One morn his desk was empty, a letter on it laiil. "Dear Sirs: I've been and listeil." its contents tlierc displayed. Tile scene :i Belgian village, witli shot and shell laiil bare. \ howling avalanche of lire, grim death stalked every where. A child of six or seven with laughing eyes of blue Hail wany the arm, A poor little ragged young urchin As ought to bin home with his marm; .•\n' the mate asks the boy pretty roughly ITow he dared for to be stow'd away, -Vcheatin' the owners anil captain, Sailin', eiitiu'. and all without |>ay. The lad had a face bright and sunny An ' a ]>air of blue eyes like a girl 's, .\n' looks up at the scowling first mate, boys. An' shakes back his long, shining curls: An', says he, in a voice clear and pretty, "My stepfather brought me aboard. And hid me away down the stairs there. Vor to keep me he could not afford. "An' he told me the big ship would t:ike nii' To Halifax Town, oh, so far; .\n' he .said. 'Now the Lord's your Father, Who lives where the gooil angels are.' " "It's a lie," says the mate, "not your^ father. But some o' those big skulkers here. Some milk hearted, sot'theaded sailor: Speak up. tell the truth; d'ye hear.'" Then that pair n' Idue eyes, bright and wiiimmi Clear and shining with innocent youth. Looks up at the mate's bushy eyebrows. .\n'. says he, "Sir, I've told you the truth." Then the mate pulled the watch from his |iocket. .lust as if he'll bin ilrawing his knife, "If in ten minutes more you don't tell, lad. There's the ro|ie, and good-bye to dear life. ' Light minutes went by all in silence. Says till' mate then, " Spe;ik lad — say your say" His eyes slowly filling with tear drops. Jle falteringly says. "May T pray.'" .\ ' the little chaji kneels on "the deck there. An' his bauds he clasps o'er his breast. .\s he must ha ' done often at home, lads, At night time, when going to rest. .\nd soft came the lirst words. "Our Father," Low and clear from the dear baby's lips. But low as they were, heard like trumpet By each true man aboard o' that ship. Lvery bit o' that jirayer then In' goes through, To "For ever and ever, amen"; .\n ' for all the bright gold of the Indies, 1 woiiMn't ha' heard him again. Ofl' his feet was the lad sudderf lifted. And clasped to the mate's rugged breast. .\n' his husky voice muttered "Ood bless you,'' As his lips to his forehead he pressed. "You believe me now, then," said the youngster, "Believe you": he kissed him once more. "You'd have laid down your life for the truth, lad. I believe yon from now evermore." * * * Grouse shot ou the king of England 's preserves, during the war, will go almost exclusively to wounded soldiers. rri 15 MISCELLANEOUS SELECTIONS BEN TILLETT'S THRILLING "MESSAGE FROM THE TRENCHES " PART I My Dear Kellow Countrvmcn ami Women: 1 bring a message to you from the treuches, from the brave fellows who have conducted this war. who have given their bodies, given their brains, and giv- en their lives in the defence of our glorious old Motherland. They asked me in the name of all that is honourable, and all that is just, ami all that is fair in warfare, that you give them every possible means — every possible force, every quantity of ammunition, all the weai)0us and all the means by which they may con- duct this war against a powder so strong — the power of the greatest military nation the worM has ever known, who, for the last 44 years have concentrated the whole of their genius on the production of military lethal weapons for the destruction of life, and the giving to Germany of the ilominance over civilization generally, and Europe in particular. These men have fought your battles right through the Winter with frostbitten feet, in mud and slush, and under the extreme rigors of the winter. They are now asking you to give them more artillery, more ammunition, more sui)port in every way jiossible and more men, that they may l)e able to con- duct this war on equal terms with the Germans, against whom man for man we honorably claim our national ity is superior. We ask you in the name of Liberty — we ask you in the name of Freedom, that every man and every women should concentrate and devote the whole of their energies upon the production of such means as will enable our forces to fight successfully against the terrible foe — who is ruthless — who is brutal with loot and lust and ravage, destroying the fair land of France as they have destroyed Belgium. We ask you in j-our own behalf, that you shall fight the battle, whether you are at home, whether you are in the workshoj> or whether you are in the Trench or whether you are in battle line. The fight is for all of lis. The fight is for our country, and our country's destiny will be determined by the quality of our brav cry, our intelligence and our honour. PART 11 My Dear Fellow ('ountrymen and Women: I bring a message from the Battle Front to yon — and a demand from the men who are fighting your fight — from the peo]>le who have suffered. 1 myself, have witnessed sjiectacles of such horror, and of such atrocity, and of such brutality, that words fail me to de- scribe what it has all meant. I have seen Village after Village and Town after Town ruined; I have seen beaut- iful old works of old-world architecture destroyed; I have seen even worse that that! I have seen the homes of the people destroyed — T have seen little children's bodies that have been dismembered — I have heard stories that are revolting in their character — I have hail stories told me by women of such atrocities that the women kind — wherever the German Huns have visited have al- most reason to curse God that they were made women. I ask you to remember the relatively small devastation wrought by the Zeppelins coming to London, and carry your mind further and understand what it means to have a whole countryside laid waste, towns laid waste, men and women driven from their homes and the whole of the industries of the country either ]>aralysed or so diverted as not to yield benefit to civilization as is their wont. I ask you in the name of these men and women and children who have suffered — in the name of the men in the trenches, to give them all your possible aid in providing them with every possible means of conducting this terrible war, and by giving to their women and children every possible support they de- mand from you, and to honour the men who are hon ouring the traditions of your liberty, of your common destiny — to honour them by giving them your whole- hearted support and recognizing the value of their work. Thousands of men have lost their lives for want of ordinary ammunition. They have had to make up for the lack of ammunition, with their cour- age, with the use of the bayonet, and to their hon- our be it said whatever may be in the annals of past military combat and campaign, in this campaign all the glorious attrilnites of courage aud spiritual bravery have been shown, and I am here to-day in the name of these men to ask you to defend them by giving them all your possible support. * * ♦ ARRIVAL OF THE BRITISH TROOPS IN FRANCE l'.\l\T 1 — Coiuiiig into the Ihiilior Whistles blow as the troop-ship enters the harbor, .iiid the soldiers relieve their feelings after the voyage ;iiross the channel by singing, "Old Lang Syne," "Tipperary" and "Three Cheers for the Red, White anil Blue," shouting " Vivre Francaise, " and express- ing other evidences of their joy at getting a chance to get into the fighting. "Are We down 'earted?" "No." "Shall we win!" "Yes, of course, we shall win." Whistle blows. "Here! Shut up you chaps. Here's the colonel go ing to speak. ' ' ' ' My lads, before we set foot in the land of France 1 want to say that we are now going to show the world what we are made of. We may have a tough fight (cheers) but you know as well as I do that we shall lonie out on top (cheers). We will fight fair, shoot straight, and never look behind. My lads, the most painful wound for anyone of you is a bullet in the back { Ah-ah-alih). Lord Kitchener has told you what he exjiects of you. You are British soldiers, and may be trusted like British soldiers. Now-, good luck to you and remember my word. — Do your best." "Three cheers for the Colonel,'' "Good old Colonel." Chorus: "For He's a jollv good fellow." Bugle Blows "Fall in." ' PART II— Landing of the Trooiis Bell rings and officer shouts: "Stand by there. Steady, 8tead.y, All clear?" "Aye, Ave Sir." "Lower the G'angway"" "Make fast." Chorus: "Here we are, here we are again." "Silence! Front! On board! Eyes right! quick march!" — The band plays "The British Grenadiers" and the Grenadiers march off the vessel while a soldier yells, "Now me lads, look at the crowds. Harry do you think they know that these are the Grenadiers?" "No! But if they don't the Germans will soon find it out. ' ' "Vivre Francaise, Vivre Francaise." "Look! That French girl gave me this bunch of llowers. Thank ye mamselle. ' ' Derisive laughter, "Hark at his old Irish French." "Halt." "Here comes the Bagpipes" and the Gordon High- landers leave the vessel. "Good old Gordon Highlanders." "It won't take us long to get to Berlin now boys." "Now what about it Harry f" "I'm ready for anything me boys. I'll bet you I hit the target first pop. " " That 'a it. There goes a Knut, Five shots a penny. Two packages of Woodbines if vou hit Uncle Bill." Halt! 16 " Hero 's the Irish boys." Irish regiment marches off the vessel. " Arroo, ye ilevils, Arroo for old Irolanii. ' ' Cheers for the Irish. "Look at oM Harry, getting exciteil." " Vcs I want to get at them Uhlans, or Hooligans, or whatever they i-nll "cm. I'll give em "death or glory." "Look at the Gonlons going aboard tlie train. Wliv they've got the same kind of trains as we've got.'' "Any more for Berlin." lioii Save the King. "Hooray! Ilnnray! Hooray!'' * * * ■WITH THE FLEET IN ACTION Scene: On ;i Riitisli \V;»rslii|.. off Hi-ligidand, as day is hrenking on a foggy morning. Hollo! There goes eight bells. There ain't nothing doing tonight then. Don't be too sure. There's a nasty little fog hang iilg about. Its as mueh as I can do to see nnr flagslii|i. Why they wouldn't i-oine out in a fog. 1 don't know. If they won't come out in broail ilay light this is the sort o' night they might liave a shot at us. Not them. They're afraiil. Well, I'll bet you we have a go at them ourselves. Well! I wish we could get on with it. Hon't you be in such hurry. If I'ncle Bill's ships Hon "t come out, we're going in to fetch 'em. Hello! I believe you "re right. All hands to fJeneral Quarters. All hands to General Quarters. (lUnner. Lay for three thniisand \:ir.l- A r.> v.ui ready? Three thousand it is, sir. Then loa.i. Ready, sir. Right gnn, ready. 8tan.| by there, KIKK. Hello, that s started it. There go the others. Hello! .lack, you've pinked "em. That the first Moody ship we've busted. Keep it up! Keep it up! There's one of the ilestroyers keeling over. Bv George she's SINKING. LOOK! she's signalling dis tress! Hello, tliiTc'.-i another. A iiuiser! LOOK, ."^he's caui;ht fire and going down. I say. Bill! Haven't they hit any of our shijis.' Xo. Their shells are falling short. They haven't hit us at all yet. Hello! How's that f Another hitf You got a funnel that time. Jack. Let 'er rip. Got 'er again Jack. She can't last much longer. Cease Firing there. Stand by. Hello! She's going down. There 're piping a Ixint s irew away to pick up the men. She's done for. Stand by to lower that boat. Are you ready, there? Remember my men. Save every life you can. They are our enemies but every man .lack of them is some mother's son. Lower away there. Aye! Aye! Sir. That's a gooil start. We've sunk three of their boats and haven't lost one of ours. First blood to us. Jack. Rocked in the cradle of the deep. We've caught the German fleet asleep. Come on boys! Hip! Hi)i! Hooray! Give 'em a cheer and let's go down to breakfast. + + * THE UNION JACK The I'uion .lack, or national ensign of the I'nit ed Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland is formed by the union of the i-ross of St. George (red on a white ground), the diagonal cross or saltier of St. Andrew fwhite on a blue ground), and the diagonal cross or saltier of St. Patrick (red on .a white ground). St George, St. Andrew and St. Patrick being the patron saints of Engtanil, Scotlaml and Ireland, respeiti vely. CHRISTMAS IN CAMP WITH KITCHENER'S BOYS PART I— Before the CInistnias Dinner Well boys! Once more its Christmas day. Aye! Who would have thought last year that things would a been like this? But still 1 suppose we'll just have to make the best of it as usual. S.ay Curley, tell us a funny story, will you? Right you are mates. Have you heard that story about the wooden whistle? The wooden whistle? The wooden whistle. No, what about it? Why, it wouldn 't whistle. Here, I '\ e got another one here. What's that? Kver heard the little story :il."iif tli.> man who swal loweil the spoon ! Xo, what about him? Don't vou know what's the matter with him. No. Why he can't stir. Hev cliuik it! chuck it! Curlev. Sing us a song. Righto. Seated around the cainpfire on a Christmas day A band of British soldiers, in a land so far uway Are longing for their loved ones in the dear home land. To wish them Merry Chri.stmas and take them by the hand. CHORUS:— .\s the camp fire burns every soldier yearns For the dear ones f.-ir away God bless mother, father, sister, brother. At home ou Christmas day. Hey, 1 say cookie, is it no time for the rookie yet? I 've got an awfu ' pain in my sporrin. It won't be long JIatie, and I'll give you my word its worth waiting for. Roast turkey and plum duff. Ough. Lord love us what a mixture. Do we eat 'em both together? N'o you fool, separate of course. Here not so much of }'0ur fool old Dublin, or I shall give you a smack in the oven. Here come over Curley. If you get killin' the cook we no ha' no Christmas dinner. All right then. I'll spare his life till we've stuffed the turkey. But I say can't somebody do something. I 'II tell you what, Curley, you dance us a cellar flap. Right oil. That's the gri(liVon. Anything for a quiet life as the man said when he pushed his mother-in-law overboard. A' right then, let 'er go. Dance. Mind, I sav Curlev 's a rare dancer, Eh! Ave, not half. I say, Sandy, what do you to having a bit of dinner now, Ehf Oh guy! A' right then. Come along then, we'll go and have some. Hooray. P.\RT II — Letters from Home Bugle call for dinner. Oh ave. Oh ave. Make wav for the turkey and plum duff. " Lord love a duck! pipe the turkey! There's rich! I bet he was one of the survivors of Noah's ark. Sav, who's going to carve? Oh! I think you'd better let Bill Adams. He's the strongest man in the regiment. Besides he's been a builder. A builder? Why! what's a builder got to do wi ' it? Why! They'll have to pull the scaffolding down. My conscience! I say, cookie. Hello, what's the matter now? 17 piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1= Why! This phiin .luff. Whpii-'s thi' phinis.' t^= Why! insiilc it of course. ir= Oh! I soo! Tiyinii; to hide tlicmselves. I suiijiose. ^ Strike me, cooUie, you 've been on tlie loii^; ilistaiue range, firing' the pluitis at tliis .lull'. .Xy.-. an' niissin" it. Bugle soun.ls. I sav bovs. Letters, letters from the .lear ones at home. See! Thev liaven't forgotten us on Christmas ■ lav. I sav Harry, ol.l boy! 1 see you've lia.l a letter. Oh. :i photograph too. Slv .log. Ves. I've hail a loving letter ami a photograph, too .Iail<. All the way from dear ol.l Kiiglaml. Aye, but who sent theui. your lassie. Aye, your sweetheart. I '11 be boun.l. Ves San.ly .you're right. Krom my sweetheart. The .l.-arest, foiiilest, truest sweetheart a boy ever ha. I. — iiiv mother. Go.l bless her. Tm into that Harry. 1 agree with you. We .t!1 agree, .lon't we bnys? Ves. Ves. .\ boy 's best frien.l is his mother. liight you are ,Iaek. Yes. .\.lore your mither, a. lore \-our mither. Oo.l bless them a". Oo.l bless them all. Dear mothers of lOnglan.l, your sol.lier sons sen.l their fon.l love to y '> * "NOBBY " CLARK, V. C. Scene — Somewh.'ie in Franc.'. .\ terrifi.- bombar.l nuMit of the British tren.hes. After the bombar.lment is over an officer says: — ■ ' Anvone hurt .' ' ' "Xo| Sir, all safe." Nohbv Clark lets out an awful squeal. "Hello whats thatf Nobby.' Di.l they hit you?" "Xo. They've ma.le me .Irop tuv last Woo.lbine in the muil. Laughter from the sobliers. "Xever min.l, Xobby. Here's onp. An.l .lon't you .Irop it again vou ol.l butter-fingers." "Love nu>! 'l wish they'. I get. busy. I've only ha.l one poj. at 'em to.lay. " "Oh! Hark at ol.l Nobby.' Thinks lii''s a shooting rabbits, Derisive laughter. "Look out! men! Look out my lads! they've found our range. Duck your heads. Here comes a shell! Look! Here it comes! Get under rover!" Shell .Irojis wi.le of the tren.-hes. • ' Hoorav! "Lor.H" How I .luekeil! " "Aye so .li.l I. They're going to mi.\ their motor- buss oil with their blooming ai'i.l stuff they clean l)ra.s9 with. " "Yes, that's pi.'ric aeiil, Xobby, that is. " I'icnic, eh! Well T like to see ol.l Kaiser Bill bav- in.' a little picnic at the en.l of one of his blooming snrelly shells. The shells they smells like sea shells on shore." "That's a fact, th.it is. Now my boys, here comes another sheU! Duck your heads there! Here it comes!" , , , Shell .Irops just outsi.le the trench and does not ex- plode. / : siil.liers an.l the — i R D - 7 5. iliiiiiiiiilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiii "Stea.lv n()i\. " as: ■Oh! Love a .luck! She ain't gone off! Now we ^ shall be blown to blazes!" SZ "Here! Whats that, Xobby!" = "Nothing! I'm off to .shift that shell ..ut of our = wav. I iloii't like the smell of it." = '■'Hero come back Xobby! You fool." ^ The sergeant rushes up: — ^^ "Heri'! What .toes this mean? Who gave I'riv.-ite ^ Clark jiermission to leave the trenches.'" ;^ "Nobo.lv, sir. He sai.l he .li.ln't like the smell of = tli;it there "shell what they plante.l without exi>lo.ling." ^ "Look sir! There he goes! Goo. 1 ol.l Nobby! Go it! — - "Why! Look, sir! There 's something moving over = there! 'Look! The otlier si.le! It's a German after ;^ old Xobbv. Ah! Woul.l vou, yim blighter.' Take = that!" = . " Got him. " = "Goo.l shot my lad! That German's .lone for." ^ "Serves him blooming well right. We'll atteml to ^ th.'Ui ourselves. Look! Look!. Xobby 's got it in his j;^ arms. Hooray Look how he runs? Look, Look, Goo.l ^ b.)v! There lie goes! He's ihucke.l it in the river." ss "Hoorav! Hooray!'' Z^ When Nobby gets ba.k to tin- tren.li th.' Sergeant = says: — a!Z "Private Clark I want to speak to vou.'' ^^ "Yes Sir." ... = "You left th.' ti.'o.-hi's with.iut permission." ^S "Ves, Sir." • = ■ ' Consi.ler vouself i.'priiiiaii.l.'.l. ' ' ;^ "Yes Sir."' Murmurs of .iisa]ij.roval from tl (•(donel approaches and says:- — — — "Silence! Private Clark. Your .■on.luci is magnifi ss cent. You have saxe.l your comra.les by your brave ;^ act. 1 vvill see that it is brought to the General's no- = ti.'e an.l your name will be recommen.le.l for the Vie ^^^ toria Cross. " Shouts of approval from the Tomuiies. S3 "Goo.l ol.l X'^obby!" ^z; ''Give him a rouser, boys.'' ^^ "Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!" Z^ ■'Th.-inks. boys, thanks. But you '.1 a .lone the same." — "Her.-! Chu.k it! Xobby! Vou imposter! — Err — ^^ M ister — Nobby — ( 'lark — He.'quire — V. — ( '. ' ' ^r •"Hoorav! Hoorav! Hooray!" s: THE BUGLER'S DREAM Intro.lu.ing, ".Tust Before the Battle Mother," Bugle Calls: Assembly, I'rei.are for Cavalry, Fire, Cease Fire, "Home Sweet Home." The bugler boy lies .lown to sleep — an.l to .Ireani. He .Ireams of home an.l of his mother an.l then comes a vision of the battle that is to be fought on the morrow with its terrifying s.uui.ls. .Vs thi:! pjisses away he is soothe. 1 once mor.> with a n'lneni iiran.-e of "Home, Sw.'ot Home." ^ •:• 4> BUGLE CALLS OF THE BRITISH ARMY PART 1 Keveille — Assembly — Dress for Para.le — Quarter Bu- gle — Xo Parade — Or.lers — Fatigue — Band — Guard — Pay Sergeant — Jlen 's Dinner Call — Secoml Call — W.ar Calls — (Alarm and Charge.) PART II Salute for Guard — General Salute — Officers Mess — Fire Alarm — Sunset — Defaulters— IMe.liial Staff— Offi- ,ers Call— First Post— Lights Out. 4> ♦ * Water polo is all the rage among British soldiers sta- tione.l near lakes and rivers in northern France. 18 .My ( 'omit vy. 'tis of 1 lici-, Swci't land of litu rtv. Of tlioi- 1 sing ; Land wlicrc my I'atlitTs dii'd. Land of the i)ilgi'inrs ]iridc, Froni I'v'ry iiionntain sidi- Lt't freedom riiiyr. AMERICA. .\ii- ■•(111. I S:i\.' till' Kill),'.''! Let imisje swell tile liree/.e. .\iid I'infr fi'om all the t i-its. Sweet freedom's soii<;: liCf mortal toiisj-iies awake. Let all that hieallie partake, Let rocks their silence Ineak; The sound |iriiloiie ! .\1\ native country thee — Land of the noltle fice, Tli\' name I love ; 1 love tli\ rocks and rills, '\'Uy woods and templcil hills, .\ly licarl with rapture tin ills Like that ahovc. ( )iir fathers' ( ioil to ihc'c, .\iitlior of lihcrty. To thee Wf siiij; ; Long ma.v onr land he lirighi With freedom's holy light. Protect lis l).\ thy might, ( Jreat (iod, onr King ! K' ''^ ^ y «7 •>>. ^ V .%. >, o /• A<^'-, rf -* .^' - ** r-. ■n^. ,,^ r. <*■ •■°"o^' ...V v: ■^■"i-' '-'U -^o. ■\sC.- 0' Doiis laos. DEC 78 ST. AUGUSTINE FLA.