THE BUSHTAILED WORKERS 
 
 MINOR POEMS 
 
 AND 
 
 OTHER WRITINGS 
 

 
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THE BUSHTAILED WORKERS 
 
 MINOR POEMS 
 
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 OTHER WRITINGS 
 
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 LOGAN, KANSAS. 
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 INTRODUCTORY. 
 
 The poem "The Bushtailed Workers" is about the scene when my 
 father. William H. H. Bates, came to Beaver Valley in 1874 and the 
 changes which take place from time to time until the present time. 
 
 The time which this poem covers is about forty years. 
 
 By the Author. 
 
Digitized by the Internet Archive 
 in 2011 with funding from 
 The Library of Congress 
 
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Biography. 
 
 John M. Bates was born April 28, 1888 in Beaver township, 
 Phillips county, Kansas. He was the son of a farmer, ex-union 
 soldier of the Civil War. 
 
 His father, Wm. H. H. Bates, came to Kansas from Wiscon- 
 sin in 1874 in a schooner and located on Beaver creek three miles 
 north of Logan, Kansas. 
 
 In 1881 his father's first wife, Ellen (Ragan) died. He then 
 went back to Wisconsin and in about one year he was married to 
 Mrs. Fannie B. Akin, the author's mother. He then came back 
 to Kansas in 1882. 
 
 The author's brothers are: Joshua, Harry, Henry, Phillip 
 Bates, and Samuel Huntington and the sisters are: Alice, Millie 
 and Harriet. 
 
 The author obtained his education from the public schools and 
 Normal Institute, also from the Gem City Business College. He 
 began teaching school when eighteen years of age and has taught in 
 the public schools seven years missing only one year when he was 
 going to college. His father died when he was only nineteen so he 
 had some new ideas to do and finance all his undertakings. 
 
The Bushtailed Workers. 
 The bsautif ulness I now reveal 
 For many may know the following sequel: 
 Thy valley of Beaver arid its many dams 
 With future in it for many a man. 
 Here in the early days of lore 
 The pioneer came and did explore, 
 A schooner was his fastest train 
 When he came out on the western plains. 
 A yoke of oxen was his only team 
 To break the socl and plant to his means; 
 He built his house of sod or stone 
 For other methods were here unknown. 
 Here health the milkmaid shared her look 
 As she came up from the babbling brook; 
 Then in the early days of yore 
 The brook went babbling on its explore. 
 
Tho it leaped and flashed in the glowing light, 
 
 When the sun shone by day and the moon by night; 
 
 The traveler and oxen. welcomed the brook, 
 
 Which quenched their thirst while on they sook. 
 
 Those dams were made by a bushtailed race, 
 
 Who gendered here when 'twas a wild place; 
 
 They fell the trees across the brook, 
 
 And with their tails they plastered the nooks. 
 
 But all is fled, the Indian is gone, 
 
 Those dams which beavers built along; 
 
 The brook is filled with soil which fed, 
 
 Those mountain lions and buffaloes red. 
 
 That them workers have perished by the work of men, 
 
 Has been established a fact since I don't know when; 
 
 Those fields once so fertile are gumbo or clay, 
 
 For the soil once fertile has gone far away. 
 
 Their namesake is remembered and long will endure, 
 
 Which some may abjure to be in penure; 
 
 And by thy habitation it was almost sure 
 
 That water was in a plenty which they made secure. 
 
 Their head was ingenious as any dumb beast, 
 
 Their teeth was a sharp as any sawteeth; 
 
 For many a tree has been felled by them, 
 
 To stop the brook along its trend. 
 
 Your tails how flattened and broad as a fan, 
 
 That is how it happened you muded your spans; 
 
 Thy homes were of mud built near to your dams, 
 
 So you might scud at a break in your pan. 
 
 A township was severed which bears their name, 
 
 For its name is, "Beaver" and that is some fame; 
 
 The bushtail workers have filled their space, 
 
 And now we Americans go on in their place. 
 
You may boast if you might or yell if you will, 
 
 The people who inhabit, the soil they'll now till; 
 
 They will dig from the soil early and late 
 
 And a prosperous country they will now make. 
 
 Those bushtailed animals which you now see, 
 
 Are not those workers which use to be; 
 
 These creatures sleep thru- the day and work at night, 
 
 A stealing of the farmer with all their might. 
 
 They stop not for chickens but go on and do, 
 
 Any kind of mischief they can get into; 
 
 They're no kin of those workers who built those dams, 
 
 And pester the people who live on this land. 
 
 The son of a farmer is a trapper for those, 
 
 And sets his traps to have them disposed; 
 
 Then at his leisure during the next day, 
 
 With a shelala or gun he gives them their pay. 
 
 He then takes their hides to market or sends them away 
 
 And in return he gets some pay; 
 
 Which is far inferior to the amount stolen away 
 
 Tho it lessens those pesky creatures for today. 
 
 They're striped or spotted in white and black, 
 
 And when very little they look much like a cat; 
 
 Their homes are in and about ledges of stone, 
 
 For that's all I know about skunks zone. 
 
 The beavers had stored the valley with fish,- • 
 
 What more could they want what more could you wish; 
 
 The grass on many hills has been turned and now decayed, 
 
 And not to the valley most of it strayed. 
 
 When the buffalo was thirsty for water he knew, 
 
 That the beaver had stored a plenty of it too; 
 
 The Indian who traversed this wide western view, 
 
 Was the friend of the bushtails no matter of von. 
 
It will be remembered that for every tree fell, 
 It would be outnumbered by new growing cells; 
 Thus these ponds full of fish and trout, 
 Watered the grass before the sun came out. 
 Those queer little creatures of very coarse hair, 
 Knew ever their motto to build and repair; 
 When on as people of a civilized race 
 We build and repair to keep up the pace. 
 Here the wind ceased not it\s blowing, 
 Nor when it chanced to rain; 
 And in the farmyard the rooster's crowing, 
 Because he wants a change. 
 When everything is fragrant, 
 The lark and other birds sing; 
 And not a single vagrant, 
 Is left here in the spring. 
 Those Beavers were not so consciencious, 
 What happened in each change; 
 But one thing they were conscious, 
 "It was to seek new range". 
 The beavers had beautified this western plain, 
 They stopped the brook to the best of their train; 
 That beautifulness which the immigrant sought, 
 While on the plains the Indians he fought. 
 Houses and barns may now be seen, 
 Along this valley with it's meadows green; 
 Fences encircle these meadow lots, 
 Where once the bushtailed workers' dams did dot. 
 Roads have severed this valley's ravine, 
 Hills have been graded with scrapers and teams; 
 The creek has gone dry which the beavers esteemed, 
 That valley so deep is not now so seen. 
 
The early inhabitants herded cattle and sheep. 
 
 For farming they thought the land too steep; 
 
 That the moisture would not feed a crop, 
 
 When it hardly watered the grass for their stock. 
 
 The soil upon those hills hath filled, 
 
 Those fills below as the farmers tilled; 
 
 The dams of those ages in this wilderness, 
 
 Has these thirty years vanished under Americaness. 
 
 To think of their geniousness, 
 
 Who tilled not the soil, 
 
 An animal whose industriousness, 
 
 Can ever be recalled by their toil. 
 
 When civilization came to their land, 
 
 They perished or left the civilized men, 
 
 For such as they couldn , t understand, 
 
 That they should not harm the bushtailed 'ems. 
 
 'Tis many a deed and many a thought, 
 
 That recollects the times gone by; 
 
 Which once was and being not bought, 
 
 Thus time and deeds may ever fly. 
 
 Their leader was their chief, 
 
 Who by the stroke of his tail 
 
 Could call them in a moment's brief, 
 
 And soon be on the trail. 
 
 There are some little animals of gray or brown 
 
 That gather their food when the fall comes around; 
 
 Their teeth are sharp and can crack into 
 
 Any kind of nuts they wish to. 
 
 The frost in the autumn ripen the nuts, 
 
 Down fall they for they lose their clutch; 
 
 'Tis now these workers' great delight, 
 
 To gather and store them from morn till night. 
 
They work in the fall early and late, 
 And supply their homes at an early date; 
 They've bushy tails but not coarse hair, 
 Nor ever can their industry compare. 
 
 These bushtailed creatures now infest. 
 
 Wherever a good location suggests; 
 
 Their sense of hearing is keenest by far, 
 
 Of all land creatures I know or are. 
 
 They may build their homes in the cottonwood tree; 
 
 But their favorite is the walnut tree; 
 
 Tho not many of 'em here can you see? 
 
 When you wander up or down the valley. 
 
 Plenty of pleasure out in the sun, 
 
 That's what a squirrel takes out in his run; 
 
 Plenty of rest the long winter thru. 
 
 Is something more which he can do. 
 
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Workers And Slmrkers. 
 In my thoughts of the school-life 
 Of such truants in the strife, 
 Then those rascals of planned tricks. 
 Playing- hockey without sticks. 
 Such may be their morning dream 
 But not such can be their theme, 
 Are they boastful of their pranks. 
 Is their meanness small or rank? 
 Do they learn a single rule. 
 And know why they go to school ? 
 If their mind be on their work. 
 They will do it and not shurk. 
 Are they little savages in some ways? 
 Whoop and yell when out at play; 
 Then some days while playing to 
 Just do something they ought not do. 
 There are some who work with ease. 
 To the shurkers they then displease; 
 For they learn with ease to think, 
 Of the future and it's brink. 
 Others laugh at them in plause, 
 Cause they wriggle not their jaws, 
 They are working on their cause. 
 Soon they'll be above those idle awes. 
 For the shurkers are surprised 
 And to the world they are demised. 
 For wherever they are seen 
 People know which way they lean. 
 
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A Hunt, 
 On Thanksgiving Day I attended a feast, 
 To hunt the rabbits, some thought of least; 
 They gathered together at dinner time, 
 Where they could feast, talk, and dine. 
 Earnest and Frei said, ""They could beat," 
 And wagered for an oyster treat, 
 Ed, Herman, Henry, and Rufus Reed; 
 Hunted earnestly through the weeds. 
 The fog was dense but the hunt was on. 
 No matter which would hunt to long; 
 The stubble-field was hunted o'er. 
 And the two won by two or more. 
 They meet their opponents at Dibble's store, 
 But the oyster stew they let it soar; 
 For they knew they were defeated, 
 And homeward they soon retreated. 
 
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A Union Soldier Lament In Tennessee. 
 
 By Secessias streams we sat, 
 
 Then her iniquity we thought on 
 
 In the midst we place our caps; 
 As the union soldiers sat upon 
 When they sung- their battle song - . 
 
 With our banners red, white and blue, 
 
 We once listened to its call, 
 And we soldiers will be true 
 
 For the good we may do or we'll fall; 
 
 Fighting for our freedom's land. 
 
 Song of the union we now sing, 
 Glory to our freedom's cause; 
 
 Hale to our Lord, our King, 
 
 Who saved us from the rebels 1 jaws, 
 He brought us thru grims death war. 
 
 In fire and smoke we soldiers stood, 
 Where the dead and wounded lie, 
 
 By the cannon we would shoot, 
 
 But for water we would almost die. 
 
 In the thickest of the battle none would cry 
 
 For the U. S. A. is my chief, 
 And for her I now beseech, 
 
 Who would be the very thief 
 
 Gainst our freedom would then preach. 
 And those southerners we'll now teach. 
 
 When in Revolutionary days of yore, 
 
 For a battle they did engage; 
 To our Lord their prayers did soar 
 
 That the enemy would need no more, 
 
 And their battles would be o'er. 
 
 Such a dreary life this leads 
 
 Soon they'll quit this grim war's strife. 
 For an illiterate race we bleed 
 
 Summons of the bugle and fife 
 
 Tells us we must risk our life. 
 
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Gone By Days. 
 
 My life goes drifting on with days 
 Since I have had a lover; 
 My heart is happy once again 
 My thoughts are now above her. 
 
 Once I had a sweetheart 
 Some may call a lover 
 Once I took her only part 
 But now it is the other 
 
 'Twas summer when our happy times, 
 Of strolling out together; 
 How sweet did the music chime, 
 But never more or ever. 
 
 'Twas when some rude acts were done, 
 Our love for each retreated, 
 But I forgave the only one; 
 And knew I was defeated. 
 
 The rude act she done 
 
 Which I forgave without an asking; 
 
 Though just in fun 
 
 To her it was a tasking. 
 
 She said, "It's rude." 
 
 Though that of me she imagines, 
 
 I'm not as crude 
 
 Nor half so rude as she ma v ever magine. 
 
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A Lincoln Contrast. 
 
 Attend my people to the law, 
 
 There to give thy support, 
 Less Satan gets thee by the jaws, 
 
 And all thy words he than export. 
 
 Are Liberation and Emancipation, 
 Awe communication would you shun; 
 
 Then speakest thou in thy reaction 
 
 That all our reconciliation fruitless had been done 
 
 The eye-opener of a dreadful sin, 
 
 Told the people of the North, 
 When the southerner's did begin, 
 
 For their slavery and its sort. 
 
 In some books you may have read, 
 How the slavery question did expand, 
 
 And more territory it is said 
 Was then wanted by this band 
 
 'Twas sixteen hundred nineteen, 
 
 When a Dutchman of War, 
 Brought twenty slaves on the scene; 
 
 Little did he imagine or dream. 
 
 What this question would mean, 
 
 When it had time to spread its wings, 
 
 In the South it did beam 
 But in the North it did not cling. 
 
 Thus one bad deed brought two and more 
 Since those Africans were brought o'er 
 
 For about fifty years before 
 Our forefathers had fought for. 
 
 Then they knew it not their fate, 
 When they began to fight, 
 But too late was the rate 
 
 And Appomattox brought Lee to bay; 
 
 For the complete surrender hur-ra! 
 
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To Be Sensible. 
 
 It is dispensible, for one to be sensible, 
 If he laughs or crys, if he talks or sighs. 
 
 At a dance or ball, he may see some tall, 
 But it will never do for me or for you. 
 
 To go in such courts and be one of the sports, 
 
 Then wear green or brown, for it would make us frown. 
 
 With sufficient vim, with thoughts to the brim, 
 
 And will power to dare and do, to forsake and be fair 
 
 With intellect and ease, and free from disease, 
 
 We strive to be: ""But we are, 1 '' thus hope shall be our care. 
 
 Some folks laugh, at things tht.t are chaff, 
 For a sensible smile, a sneer is their style 
 
 For abilities slow, that some doth not grow, 
 It upon their mind, while a few it never finds. 
 
 Do develope your will, then you can till 
 
 A bright and glorious field, then get its great yield. 
 
 For great is your force, when sense is your source, 
 Then it is commendable, to remember to be sensible. 
 
 For dollars and cents, cannot recompense, 
 
 The wrong you might do, if this you would not knew. 
 
 Some people jeer, and act very queer, 
 
 If you should excel, which they knew well. 
 
 A forethought in time, may save you nine, 
 It is defensible, for one to be sensible. 
 
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Sights Of A Drive. 
 Oh, Nebraska in its west 
 Has those numerous sandhill crests. 
 Some may like those sandy knolls 
 As the sand upon it rolls. 
 
 While I's traveling- o'er those hills 
 
 I saw some blowouts and no fills. 
 
 As I was driving- the mules from Wray 
 
 They got stuck in the sand not far away. 
 
 For Colorado has some sand 
 
 Altho its got some government land, 
 
 Some think it is so grand 
 
 That they have wandered to its strand. 
 
 One gets so dirty and begrimmed 
 
 As if he's made of coppertin, 
 
 The sand and grit will cut your tires 
 
 Until a blacksmith you must hire. 
 
 For about two weeks we were on our way, 
 From Prairie View to Colora. 
 When we were near the journey's drive 
 A storm o'er took us at our strive. 
 From Tuesday noon till Friday morn, 
 We brothers stayed at the Haigler Barn 
 And fed the horses hay and corn 
 Then journeyed to his western farm. 
 
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 The Postman's Trouble. 
 The postman has a bit of trouble, 
 When out upon his beat; 
 For dem darn foolish vimen stubble, 
 And post dem kids right on de street. 
 
Now since the parcel post has come into effect, 
 I wonder what some people think or expect; 
 Some tried it with a lobster others its betterment, 
 While yet a few did not adeau but up and sent 
 A howling little creature of ten or eleven pounds. 
 
 Ncv since the parcel post has now become a law, 
 
 Some one sent a skunk's hade already thawed, 
 
 This world is full of creatures and human living beings, 
 
 And what one could not expect of such curious living things, 
 
 But send a ton of bricks by parcel post. 
 
 , Now if dem vimen of no sense, 
 That mail der babies by the post, 
 The postman would thank very much, 
 For dem vimen vould save der cents 
 And then der money voulcl be saved without any of of-fence. 
 
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 Her Valentine. 
 
 She got a valentine, 
 
 And oh! it looked so fine, 
 
 So I thinks I'll look at mine, 
 
 To think of all the rime; 
 
 Just because she got a Val-en-tine. 
 
 For now she is sad, 
 
 'Tis the valentine fad, 
 
 That will soon make her glacl 
 
 Altho she gets mad; 
 
 For she just had a Val-en-tine. 
 
 She looked at me so mad, 
 
 For sauerkraut she had, 
 
 And said, "You sent me that Valentine". 
 
 I think she's not so fine; 
 
 For I did not send her that Valentine. 
 
I told her that she was going get, 
 And now she thinks I know the trick, 
 While she was on the flip; 
 Before she got her valentine, 
 That "Hasbeen" is her Val-en-tine. 
 
 She makes a very swift cook I know, 
 For in the sugar she doss throw, 
 When ere the recipe says do 
 The sug' she lets it go; 
 That is her old Valentine. 
 
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 . Wind is blowing. 
 
 That the wind does work 
 
 And seldom has time to shurk, 
 
 When it snows or rains; 
 
 It never uses sense or brains 
 
 But it just goes where it remains. 
 
 On the earth it seems to travel 
 
 And it sometimes picks up things on its travels, 
 
 In winter time it is quite shrill 
 
 When one smells it on top the bill; 
 
 But the wind is moving onward still. 
 
 Now, good people, you foresee, 
 
 That your duty then must be: 
 
 That where e'er you be you should firmly stand, 
 
 Else be swept away like sand 
 
 And your hopes will never strand. 
 
 Tho the wind hath done some good. 
 For its work some understood; 
 But some people do not know, 
 Why it is the wind should blow, 
 Cause the wind is moving so. 
 
It can take a storm from sea, 
 Make a wilderness fair to see, 
 It can roll the sand in dunes 
 Without plow, spade or spoon; 
 When the wind is moving. 
 
 Should the wind cease to move 
 Then no more would it bestow, 
 Of the moisture for plants to grow; 
 For the pumpkins on the vines, 
 And the watermelons with green rinds. 
 
 Thus the wind is harnessed up, 
 On the windmill to the pump 
 Pumps the water many use, 
 'But sometimes it takes a snuse 
 Only to make a change for news. 
 
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 Darkness And Sunshine. 
 
 'Tis darkness in the air, 
 
 When the clouds encompass here, 
 
 And who is he? Who has no care 
 
 No. matter whether rich, poor nor where. 
 
 The tempest may come after a calm, 
 The storm alight with all its might, 
 And after this a sunny balm 
 May cheer one to a glorious sight. 
 
 Your mind is dark, when you cannot see, 
 How to use the little words: A, an and the, 
 But reason and think to your inner heart, 
 'Tis then some sunshine you can impart. 
 
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Sports. 
 
 One of the sports 
 Who often comes to town 
 And he wears a brown shirt 
 Then walks all up and down. 
 
 But one of his sports 
 O, let the boys court; 
 Thats why he conies to town 
 There in the town is found. 
 
 For he is a sport, 
 The girls he will work 
 While he stays around 
 He is always on the ground. 
 
 Tho he walks with them much, 
 While girls you have some fun, 
 For disguised is the muck 
 He'll haugh and talk chaff to some. 
 
 He'll work but a day 
 
 Then off for a play, 
 
 And all his farm thought drowns, 
 
 While on his regular rounds. 
 
 If you disbelieve and cannot conceive, 
 You must open your eyes and look around 
 Then you will discover; 
 The sport of the village bound. 
 
 For money he's wanting 
 
 And no security can be found; 
 
 Then he is a jaunting, 
 
 Because his finance is not sound. 
 
 People know he's poor pay 
 So all of them turn; 
 When he asks for today, 
 Their reply to him is nay. 
 
But no loan will they say, 
 For who can collect 
 A spendthrift's debts, no nay 
 Now can you detect. 
 
 Then your shoe soles inspect 
 If you should then let 
 But if you do recollect 
 You will never regret. 
 
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 Three Days 1 Siege. 
 
 On Monday morning when I's asleep, 
 The cat about the house did creep; 
 He had slipped into the pantry for a stay 
 But in that feat he got scart by jay. 
 
 'Twas five o'clock on that very morn, 
 When that old torn cat began his storm; 
 It was me-ow me-ow, be quick! 
 And kick him out into a ditch. 
 
 Vengence did I then declare, 
 That he should die without despair; 
 From that day on till Wednesday noon, 
 The cat suffered like an old mushroom 
 
 The dirty old rascal before the infantry, 
 Defied the dog upon a log, 
 And said he would go free; 
 Tho I said you'll see. 
 
 For many a cat has met its death 
 Who has not been half so dirty a pest; ' 
 He preferred to die instead of a sack, 
 For he jumped about and tried to scatch. 
 
His day was come as soon as the sun, 
 And the Dip-dog the old torn cat then did run: 
 When in a corner and behind a bench 
 That old rascal did the dog acquaint. 
 
 On that day in a chicken coop 
 We pinched the measley old dumb brute; 
 He climbed the roost and fought behind, 
 As any cat e'er could repine. 
 
 It was a three-day strife, 
 
 And then comes the end of old tom\s life; 
 
 The Jip-dog knew it was a fact, 
 
 That the old torn cat could get up and scrap. 
 
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Troubled Somewhat. 
 When on those wintry days he be re, 
 The age of one score and twelve or more; 
 Tho fortunate enough to get a dear, 
 Altho he may drink a bottle of beer. 
 
 One evening while his dearie he did entwine, 
 He left her a mitten, oh so foine! 
 Those evenings were cool and sometimes clear, 
 When he would go to see his dear. 
 
 You know he calls each Friday eve, 
 To take her to the social I do believe; 
 But now he thinks about that mit 
 If she is going to give me a fit. 
 
 If flies should light on top his head, 
 They would know it was no feather bed; 
 Excuse me for some baldheaded men are great, 
 While for their lady they just wait. 
 
 When they are lucky enough to get a gal, 
 They call her their long wanted pal; 
 But when a man loses his hair on top, 
 The chances are that he will not. 
 
 Well she will have to milk the cows, 
 While he slops the pigs and feeds the cows; 
 And while his horses he does take care, 
 The breakfast she will then prepare. 
 
 But if he leaves his little gal, 
 
 And does not wed her in the dell; 
 
 A lonesome bachelor may he always be, 
 
 For the one little girl that thought of he. 
 
 Now take the other side of thought, 
 And wonder if she would turn him naught; 
 Then all his hopes are swiftly fled, 
 For all the chances are but said. 
 
 
The Happy Birds. 
 
 In the month of May, 
 On a bright sunny day; 
 The birds are building homes, 
 And there are no drones. 
 
 For they build away 
 While she builds the home he warbles his lay 
 For in the meadow nook, 
 If but there look, forsook. 
 
 Their nest you will find, 
 Which they built of their own twine, 
 Tho their songs are so blithe 
 Where ere they may lithe. 
 
 How sad it would be, 
 If no birdies we'd see; 
 And hear no more of their songs. 
 In the spring-time of the year. 
 
 But happy we shall be. 
 That birds we might see; 
 To eat insects from the vine, 
 When the plants need all their vine. 
 
 Your heart may be sad, 
 They will soon make glad; 
 For theirs is a blithsome cheer. 
 To do while on earth here. 
 
 For each bird had its birth. 
 To do here on earth; 
 Then warble its beautiful song, 
 Which it gives to every clime. 
 
 The bird hath made 
 The desert some shade, 
 By carrying seed sometime; 
 From some tree or vine. 
 
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To The Mountains. 
 
 I went into a mountain camp 
 I sat upon a hill; 
 I thought about the pine trees, 
 And think about them still. 
 
 O'er the rocks I swiftly climb, 
 Leaving all of them behind; 
 Having o'er the mountains climbed 
 Thinking that I should surely find. 
 
 Thru a tunnel I did go 
 Into what used to be Old Mexico, 
 There six hours I did spend 
 In the city of Ka-ten. 
 
 To a mountain named Goat Hill 
 I then climbed so to fulfil 
 That in New Mexico I would view 
 Some of those rocky summits too. 
 
 Back I went to a little camp, 
 Oh so dismal and so dank in the bank, 
 Tho those miners you may thank 
 Who have toiled and to be frank. 
 Oh, the Rocky's I have viewed 
 And their many mountain peaks, 
 Yet the farmers are so few 
 And the mountains are very steep. 
 
 But there are some lonely peaks 
 And around them clouds do heap; 
 There around the tree-line mark. 
 Every evergreen bears a sharp 
 That it can no further start. 
 
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Mountain Scenery Recollected. 
 
 The Rocky mountains I have seen, 
 Altho to rne it looks like a dream; 
 For one of the peaks so grand and steep 
 And you know its name, its old Pikes Peak. 
 
 Then on to a mountain on X'mas day, 
 I wandered up the Rockies way; 
 When on the mountain cold and gray 
 The sun was shining as it blizzard away. 
 
 When the sun is shining on higher fields; 
 I climbed up some steep and rugged brows, 
 But think of the wealth the mountains yield: 
 Of lumber, minerals, and pasturage for stock to browse, 
 
 Then thru a dark and smoky pass, 
 For thru a mountain I did go; 
 While in the tunnel for the minute last 
 Tho you may think this is not so. 
 
 For proof enough to me is known, 
 Tho I have lived in but one zone; 
 Then into Ha-ten I did roam, 
 While I was very far from home. 
 
 A stranger was I in that town, 
 Tho the sun rays darted down 
 And warmed me upon the ground 
 When by the flagpole I sat round. 
 
 Upon Goathill I took a look, 
 And saw the rugged mountain nooks 
 Then I beheld a vast plateau 
 Then I bid goodby to New Mex-icoo. 
 
 But soon my stay in Colora, 
 Was at an end, which I did say; 
 Then leave those rockj^ stores, 
 Of coal, silver, gold, and other ores. 
 
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A Journey To Paysonville. 
 
 Well as it happened I'll now tell, 
 How we boys took a merry ride; 
 Now we would go just in spells, 
 As each one tried to turn the tide. 
 
 When one would fall by the side, 
 No one would stop until he tried. 
 Once I collided into Meyer's wheel; 
 When I was going down a hill. 
 
 Then I went without one squeal, 
 Thinking that I would surely feel; 
 Just as it made that very bound 
 I stood on terra firma ground. 
 
 All six of us had wheels to ride, 
 Which we had rented for a stride; 
 While Carroll rode by my side 
 Then school-thoughts we did slide. 
 
 The roads were — in A oh such hills, 
 When we reached, the top we were quite still; 
 We made one stop at Burton ville 
 Where we boys bought a lunch to fill, 
 
 While Mr. H. some raw eggs sucked till, 
 Mr. Bodie paid for the bill; 
 Then on the bridge and in a bunch, 
 We ate our noonday dinner lunch. 
 
 But six miles on to Taysonville, 
 Is what we heard while standing still; 
 Then on we journeyed to see the place; 
 Where time had set a mysterious pace, 
 And would darken the one who did the disgrace. 
 
 For four persons were killed one night, 
 And who committed the wretched sight; 
 Then burned the house to hide the light; 
 
The next day to make his flight. 
 
 But we missed the place in going down, 
 While on the road from stop number one; 
 Mr. Hanson had the unlucky clown 
 And it bucked him off and broke the fun. 
 
 Then worst of all he felt the fall, 
 Now it was then a walking call; 
 And all the balls dropped out, 
 So my front wheel wiggled round about. 
 
 We boys came to that little town, 
 Then wandered all over it and around; 
 Until Mr. H. caught the hack going down 
 Which I followed to a bridge I found. 
 
 Then on I went to Fall Creek town, 
 Altho my hands were getting brown; 
 And there I met my friend on the spot, 
 For then we looked at the railroad clock. 
 
 The other boys went another way, 
 They found the place of vile and woe, 
 Had happened to these people which is so; 
 But who is he who is their foe. 
 
 He landed behind the iron bars, 
 Now the law of the land will give him jars; 
 For a sentence of a life-time lot 
 Shall his life be made a blot. 
 
 At evening when the sun is low, 
 There in the north I see a glow; 
 Of electric lights while home I go, 
 Then for my nook my thoughts did flow. 
 
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New Year's Chicken Roast. 
 
 A philosopher sat buried in thought 
 Thinking of the wonders he had wrought; 
 Tranquilly there came that which he sought; 
 It was a "New Year's Chicken Roost." 
 And for his relatives he makes his toast. 
 
 That chicken oh how fat must be, 
 I see her sitting beneath that tree; 
 If she is fat enough for some, 
 She's fat enough for only one 
 And only one small family. 
 
 The people on that New Year's day, 
 Wore white, brown, black, and gray; 
 Comically he looked about, 
 Wondering who would turn out 
 For a chicken roast so fine. 
 
 Now I behold that he is there, 
 Pulling, tugging like a bear, 
 Cause the chicken was of age; 
 For it never saw inside a cage, 
 For that chicken shall roast fine. 
 
 Some small men become so great, 
 While for others they do not wait, 
 For we onward set our face, 
 And the time can set the pace 
 While that roasted in the pan. 
 
 It was a very, very fat old hen, 
 Which we caught for New Year's day; 
 And the rest may scratch in ken, 
 For she was not sitting in a pen 
 Oh you chicken how you roast. 
 
 That old darksome day is past, 
 When the wind has worn its cast, 
 As the azure is so blue, 
 Tho the snow ne,er sifted thru, 
 On that day he gave his toast. 
 
To all who sat down at the roast, 
 For this chicken is of age, 
 And it's well seasoned with sage; 
 Then they gave it one good boost, 
 Which then put it on the roost. 
 
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 One's Duty 
 
 Many a one may have done, 
 His work without delay; 
 
 But many a one lias never summed, 
 His work without a way. 
 
 If you are the one, 
 Do get your work done, 
 
 So this you may say; 
 I'm ready for more today. 
 
 Then those who perceive, 
 They will but believe, 
 
 For you have done something today 
 No matter what some may say. 
 
 To work with a will, 
 Do this and fulfill; 
 
 Your promise to obey, 
 Thus right you'll fulfill in the bill. 
 
 Go on with an energy great, 
 Ah the time you can make; 
 
 For no force can be waste, 
 Unless you're in great haste 
 
 Do justice to one and to all. 
 
 In the prime of your life, 
 In the midst of the foes; 
 
 Each day may bring some strife, 
 Tho there are no bugles or fifes. 
 
 But onward, onward "we shall go, 
 As time goes swiftly by, 
 
 Like a little flitting flly; 
 
When the sun is in the sky, 
 Stupendous be your task, 
 
 Which you might fail to grasp. 
 And we leave tho others sigh, 
 Forever time is drawing nigh; 
 To all living creatures low or high. 
 
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 We Should Cultivate. 
 
 The things we do from day to day, 
 Along with them I will say 
 We should cultivate good habits along the way 
 By doing the right things today" 
 Becomes our habits without delay, 
 Though you might say nay 
 But the proof is along the way, 
 
 Be as it may, not as it will 
 Think, act with a resolute will 
 Be of good courage and good will 
 And go forth to do and fulfill; 
 Press onward evermore without fear 
 Thy errand while thou art here. 
 
 If ever we expect a happy eternity, 
 Thus our time of life is spent 
 Doing duty's work with our consent, 
 Thoughts of joy and content, 
 As the days go swiftly by 
 And the day is drawing nigh 
 When we'll go without a fear 
 To a happy home so dear, 
 If we cultivated, if we've cultivated. 
 
 Hope and joy you can prize 
 But you cannot just surmise 
 Else your mind should chance to fail 
 Ere you reach the holy gale; 
 
Thus the will power should control 
 
 For old Satan's got your soul 
 
 If you have not cultivated the whole 
 
 Then remember after all we should cultivate. 
 
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 Thoughts Of My Travels. 
 
 IVe traveled thru part of this country, 
 
 Not all of those states were dry, 
 
 Thru Colorado and New Mexico I have journeyed, 
 
 Nebraska, Missouri, and also Illinois; 
 
 The sunflower is my emblem, for that's the emblem of my state 
 
 That flower has gone thru its fate. 
 
 From sunny Kansas I went to the Y. B. C. 
 
 Then to learn a business trade but you see 
 
 It was to my dear experience in the Y. B. C. Halls 
 
 For students know that the name is all. 
 
 Then to another commercial school I did go; 
 
 After one month in York's Zoo 
 
 Which to me seemed like two. 
 
 Quincy was the city and Illinois the state 
 
 Which has the best business college of any western place; 
 
 And in that very city of forty thousand souls, 
 
 There is a lonely college which I behold, 
 
 Where their facilities are of the right kind, 
 
 For any business mind that you may find; 
 
 By a river grand and long, tho its name is very long, 
 
 Which I took a trip thereon while the orchestra played its ; ong. 
 
 While traveling on this grand tour 
 
 I met a fellow which I am sure 
 
 That he was from the wilds of Arkansas, 
 
 Who told me something about their law 
 
 And how they sucked it thru a straw; 
 
 Then how the misquitoes had to bite, 
 
 That's what happened over night 
 
 For just in the summer I go away 
 
 And leave the imps for I know they'll stay. 
 
The muddiest river I ever crossed 
 
 Was the Missouri river at the St. Joe cross 
 
 And the fastest one of my state 
 
 Is the Kanza river on account of its rate; 
 
 Tho mountain streams I have seen 
 
 At a much faster pace than the Kansas could dream; 
 
 But that isn't it I'll tell you now 
 
 Its the ice in it that stops its prow. 
 
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 The Pop Pop Bob-Sled. 
 
 There is a new sled, 
 
 Which about it I've read; 
 
 It will carry but four 
 
 Why should you want more ? 
 
 And its name is the pop, pop bob-sled. 
 
 Its name is enough, 
 Altho it's made of stuff 
 That to you is no bluff; 
 One sled is your guide, 
 While on the others you slide. 
 
 The wheel never slips, 
 
 Because its got a sure grip; 
 
 For a mud chain is the trick 
 
 And that's a sure stick 
 
 When you ride on the pop, pop bob-sled. 
 
 For it's made from a type, 
 
 Much like an old bike; 
 
 Which has done some fast running when the ground wasn't white; 
 
 In fifteen minutes I heard them suggest, 
 
 You can detach all your bobs and you know the rest. 
 
 It will climb thru the snow 
 
 Where e'er you may go, 
 
 Not a horse or mule can beguile 
 
 While on ic you smile; 
 
 But you will ever remember the pop, pop bob-sled. 
 
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College Days. 
 
 When ever you want something - to learn, 
 
 Then to the Gem City Business College you must turn; 
 
 But not to inferior schools yearn 
 
 For time and money is as burned. 
 
 When you have gone thru colleges 
 And have some monotonous tunes; 
 Remember the actual comodies, 
 In days well spent to learn. 
 
 We will ever remember 
 
 Our G. C. B. C. days as gone by, 
 
 And no one can sever 
 
 Nor break the good tie. 
 
 I gaze on the building from out of doors, 
 And wonder how many are now on its floors; 
 They have selected the school of great fame, 
 When they get thru they'll be proud of its name. 
 
 Mid colleges and normals 
 Wherever you may be 
 There's no other college that summons 
 With the old G. C. B. C. 
 
 If ever over burdened with care, 
 Remember they can help you; 
 By the work they prepare 
 For you to work thru. 
 
 When you have done this, 
 You will know the wherefore; 
 And what you have missed 
 In days spent before. 
 
 Then you'll work so merrily, 
 Knowing how you can do 
 While your thoughts come happily 
 Of the good colleges so few. 
 
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A Celebration. 
 
 Our celebration of antiquation, 
 
 We enjoyed it by firing amunition; 
 
 Now I'll tell you of the situation, 
 
 Which is unknown from your contemplation. 
 
 'Twas late on the morn of July Fourth, 
 When Mr. Losure and I took our course, 
 Our pleasure was to look and see 
 On what they grew in Illinee. 
 
 Well under an old hickory tree, 
 We took our lunch there for you see 
 That it was not a Quincy tree 
 And ate our lunch in the shade of thee. 
 
 Our biscuits were one too much, 
 Then on the fence we placed the buck, 
 And shot the Quincy biscuit up 
 Out under the old tree-top. 
 
 Then on we journeyed in the country, 
 When Mr. L. spied a chip-muck-ee; 
 It bobbed around and up and down in twee 
 'Twas seen again and with a grin ter-e. 
 
 Now said we, "We'll all agree 
 That we have got our mark to see". 
 We missed the chip on shot number one, 
 But killed poor muck with the second one. 
 
 No more beneath that tree we'll sit, 
 Nor meet beneath that tree; 
 Our pleasure gone from there to me 
 Then on we journeyed to see and be. 
 
 We laid some stones on the railroad track, 
 Then walked ahead, then shot back, 
 To see them stones go flip flap 
 Which I knew he was the best at that. 
 
Our thirst for water drove us on 
 To the city of Quincy o'er the lawns; 
 Stopped at a fountain outside of town, 
 As on our way we homeward bound. 
 
 Filled our cup of water clear, 
 And quenched our thirst so drear; 
 Better than a keg of beer, 
 Tho people are so very queer. 
 
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 Thoughts Of Home. 
 
 Mid valleys and homesteads, 
 Wherever I have roamed 
 There's no other shanty 
 Like the one on my home. 
 
 Fairest of thy excellence, 
 Fairest of my thoughts, 
 On thee I have gazed 
 With many a forethought. 
 
 Tho comfort is a pleasure, 
 And home means a place 
 Where you can but treasure 
 And rest on its face. 
 
 Thy rocks which are barren 
 Are canyons of shale, 
 For in them are written, 
 Which coyotes do now hale. 
 
 Then to the old shanty, 
 Nearby the Castle creek, 
 Where there is a plenty 
 And the corn's in a heap 
 
In the coop in the morning 1 
 The rooster then calls, 
 And the hens are a roosting 
 Tho the cock sees it all. 
 
 When day is a dawning, I seize my clothes, 
 And hurry out and do my chores, 
 Feed the horses, cows and hens, 
 Slop the pigs in the old pig pen. 
 
 With a team I stir the soil 
 Plant the seeds that grow the crop, 
 Thafs but one of my daily toils — 
 Another one is to gather it up. 
 
 Believe me, believe me, 
 Wherever you have roamed, 
 There is no other place 
 Where all thy wants are known. 
 
 Thus each U. S. citizen is a king, 
 
 If he has a place on which to cling; 
 
 Prosperity depends on the behalf 
 
 Of those that do things and those that do half. 
 
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 A Schule Decher. 
 
 Vere it not for de fact I vould vouch for de truth of clis story. 
 
 In de regions of de vest dere came a schule decher from de est, 
 
 Whose name vos St. Clair Crone, to insdruct de little chilen of V. 
 Schul vich vos in Beaver valley. 
 
 His physical appearances vere peculiar. He vos exceedingly short 
 vith vone cork foot, de other foot vas like an elephant's paw, a 
 crooked long nose and eyes dat looked across his vomer so you 
 could not dell veh he lie lookin' at you. In fact it vas said he look- 
 ed like Satin mitout dere claws- — if dere be a Satin. 
 
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Ve often pause ven ve mention anydang apout a schule-kesper. 
 For dere mental facilities are limited to an egg-basket of vorss. 
 By dis beautiful valley dere vere many hills besides dare vere many 
 houses in dis valley and in each farmyard a large barn could be seen. 
 In de summer it vas such a grand scene to sse de growing corn and 
 de wheat fields vaving dere golden grain. 
 
 Most of de people who dwell in de valley are ve Germans or Holl- 
 anders. They are a very industrious people, who save a red cent 
 and make money where a Yankee would starve. 
 
 Veil vone year asit happened, Mrs. Grun vos clerk, Mrs. Baxter 
 vos treasurer, and Mr. Blunt vos direetor. Dey dmks ve do sun 
 good bizness, so dey hire Crone to deach vone year de little urchins 
 of dis valley. By and by de time arrived ven he vas to be dare and 
 instill some good touts in se little fellows' minds. 
 
 Veil vone of de fellows near de board says to me, "Ve got de pest 
 deacher in de gounty. " Den he goes on and dell me why he dinks 
 so but I laugh at him, den I says, "You'll find him out later on." 
 Veil dose urchins vent to him de whole vinter and dey like him very 
 much. So de board hire him for anoder year. Vone day.de gounty 
 superintendent vos visiting de schules around de neighborhood and 
 he stopped in at dis schule. Ah, by cocoanuts, he told a lie to de 
 superintendent and didn't vink vone bit. He mit grade clem in 
 classes A, B, C, D, E, vich de gounty superintendent chanced to 
 see in de program vich vos on de board vich he said de scholars 
 wrote, put any vone vould know petter who had seen his hand 
 script. 
 
 Veil he vos an old deacher and he had old vays of doing dangs. Ven 
 he called de classes he first asked clem if dey had der lesson. Den 
 he vould say vith his ruler and tongue, "Kebang! Kebang! Kebang! 
 
 come, come, come ahead." 
 
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 Veil he has been noted for vone dang, its holding down de job for 
 de money and keeping schule as he pleased. 
 
 De schule-house vos built on de hill in de early nineties by de ar- 
 chitect — I forgot his name now, but it makes no difference vot it 
 vos. Ve must remember ve are telling apout de schule deacheh. 
 
Dis schule-hcmse vos moved aty rods to de south down in a valley 
 several years pefore he daught here. It vos now just pelow Kuse- 
 cabages hog-pen. 
 
 Now dem beople vose near py vos going to keep everytang in apple- 
 pie order apout de schule-house. Der daughters used it for to gourt 
 der pest Germimies in, and de doors alvays had por loks for dat 
 rezon. 
 
 Veil dis puilding faced de east mit two doors" in dat end vith holes 
 in its front vich vere made py voodpeckers. In de inside dere vere 
 apout ateen desks and sacs. De masters desk vos very rickety, and 
 a splintery old chair for a seat. 
 
 Dis Crone closes a very fine term of schule dis first year, dats what 
 dose Blunt's tout and Vickman's. So de board dey hire dis Crone 
 for fifty-five plunks per month for de next year to deach dis same 
 schule. Pretty soon dey vake up from der von and a half year's 
 slumber, which might have been caused py some piH dey took. 
 
 Den dere vos smoke blue mit about on de number of de ■ days he 
 taut. 
 
 Dis Crone vos handy as a broomstick at a dance and vould often go 
 fourteen miles to shake himself on his cork foot vith the aid of de 
 stick vich he always took and I vender who vos his partner. 
 
 Veil de last day came, he tout, so he had a leetle program, put the 
 board came in and woe, he had two more days to deach pefore dey 
 would pay him. 
 
 Der news vent up and down de valley like wildfire. Put his whole 
 family vere up to de schule-housa ven hs vos going to close wid de 
 wagon to get his bed and junk. 
 
 A schule just out of learning of such a melodious song, just heard it 
 after der board hired dis Crone to deach dere schule. Demdey tired 
 demselves in trying to rid demselves of him. Put dey failed and 
 Crone vent ahead mit der job. Veil he has been in it for dese 
 twenty years. 
 
 De pest quack is he who is a schule-deacher and can hold down ds 
 bizness mitout doing as mit vincl out to dit. 
 
De originator cannot be found in a toad or a frog- for dere deadl- 
 ines are to say ker-chog. As time vent on dese officers lost dere job. 
 De beople partly forgot old Crone until von who never forgets 
 dangs stirs up de mush to see it jump around and hit whom it vill. 
 
 Oh, vould dey have left de schule-house on de hill. A difference 
 then might have prevailed. Ven winter comes de volf is shunned 
 and clubs are formed and hunt for urn, 
 
 Veil dis Crone agreed to resign at de schule on de ridge to de goun- 
 ty superintendent, put he didn't, so de next time he had to write 
 and she vouldn't let him write on the X, put phoned de board to 
 hire some von else. So dis put Crone out dis bizness. 
 
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 Somebody's Parents. 
 
 When I was walking along one day, 
 I met a man aged and gray, 
 Who had lost his sight, so they say; 
 And his wife led him along the way. 
 
 This couple was bent by the weight of years, 
 In care and toil they had their tears, 
 For they were aged and very queer 
 Tho his wife led him without any fear. 
 
 This man a veteran of the Civil War, 
 
 In many a fray he has fought afar, 
 
 Away down in the southern land — 
 
 A land unsuited to a northern man. 
 
 And for the betterment of liberty and life, 
 
 While it ended the old slavery strife, 
 
 The Union was united, united with new hope, 
 
 May that question never croak. 
 
 Now they who want to can blow their horn, 
 
 Then cheer them along as its their winter morn; 
 
 They have but a short time to travel on, 
 
 Altho they're aged their heart is strong. 
 
I judged this couple was three score ten 
 From what I heard and noticed of them, 
 If children they have they must have forgot,^ 
 That they should remember their ma and pop. 
 
 Down By the Eiver. 
 
 The brooklet from a snowbank runs 
 To join its little neighbor, 
 While on its course of fun 
 It has a trifling wager 
 When down by the river. 
 
 We brooklets join and wander on, 
 
 To make the creek grow larger 
 
 They wind about and in and out, 
 
 They join a mighty river. 
 
 And to the sea a load they take 
 
 Of silt, sand and gravel down in the river. 
 
 One thought is a brooklet of our mind 
 Two thoughts a river kind, 
 More thoughts our greater self, 
 And many make us not an elf, 
 Though many cares we forsake, 
 When down by the river. 
 
 The stream of life is at the stake, 
 For by it a nation makes, 
 Their triumph and their glory. 
 A universal peace you could make, 
 If you do as the river. 
 
 Though some may fight 
 
 With all their might 
 
 But think not of the theory 
 
 To do as the rivers 
 
 For friendship should ne'er sever 
 
 When down by the river. 
 
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Honesty and Eight. 
 
 Honesty and perseverance I do await, 
 Tho the American Continent I penetrate, 
 Deeds and actions of human beings 
 Whose lives are like the rain. 
 
 'lis the treasures of this world 
 Man may handle or be hurled, 
 Count himself the earthly king 
 And the praises he may sing. 
 
 To be honest and be right 
 
 We should strive with all our might, 
 
 Pray to God for more light 
 
 Then do that which is "Honest and Right." 
 
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 February's Weather of Nineteen Twelve. 
 
 In February drear, 
 In the nineteen twelve year, 
 The month I remember well, 
 'Twas stormy I'll tell. 
 Tho you know that's our pay, 
 For February's one extra day. 
 But February is past 
 With a glance of the last 
 You know it was of yore, 
 For storms then did soar, 
 And the clouds scattered snow, 
 When the north winds did blow. 
 Now then you'll remember 
 'Twas February on the tender 
 Then snow was its fender, 
 Four weeks and one day 
 Was all of its days 
 Of sunshine and cheer, 
 
Nine days were clear, 
 But the others you know 
 Were not dark as a crow 
 Cause they were lightened with snow. 
 Twelve days were cloudy and cool, 
 As tho from a pool, 
 Of blusters and storms: 
 There were eight such days or morns. 
 Tho I am so happy, 
 The snowflakes are chaffy, 
 While February went fast 
 ' As I worked at my task 
 From the first to the last. 
 
 When False Thoughts Come. 
 
 Of all things good or bad 
 
 Now this is my theme, 
 
 Is just to be sad 
 
 After you have seen in a dream. 
 
 When the brain is not active, 
 You may then be dreaming, 
 And your mind is not passive 
 Which to you I am teeming. 
 
 Though projects may come, 
 But false are the sights 
 When your sleep makes you dumb, 
 Then quick make their flight. 
 
 Faintly you remember the acts, 
 
 Which is to you but a blunder 
 
 For you know of no facts 
 
 Because they are all like thunder, 
 
 And dreams are false thoughts is no wonder 
 
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Life's Seasons. 
 
 In the spring - of life 
 There is growth and strife, 
 Bnt no cares are yet maintained 
 This is the time to develop the brain. 
 
 'Tis summer comes at the end of this 
 And brings bright hours and many a bliss, 
 The burdens of life seem light and easy 
 When life is bright but not yet wheezy. 
 
 Autumn dawns and hairs turn gray 
 'Tis life that is going fast her way, 
 "Happy hours and days have fled 
 Of our childhood," this I've said. 
 
 Winter approaches, days seem long, 
 Feeble our steps among the throng 
 Life is nearing the utmost end 
 Soon life's finished so Amen. 
 
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 The Old Crank. 
 
 There's one whose called a crank, 
 It's not the one who lies so rank: 
 About those who do their duty, 
 Nor can it be the one of beauty. 
 
 This person must of daily thought, 
 
 The work to be done, if not be wrought, 
 
 By those who were quite looty, 
 
 For never knew they this booty. 
 
 A moment silent then all a buzz, 
 
 Which like the fowls, some tart the fuzz 
 
 And all a turmoil rolling, 
 
 To be stopped only by the Crank's coaling. 
 
 Some people him, "The Old Crank", 
 But in the future some will thank 
 That there, was such a person, 
 Or otherwise they'd still been doz-ing. 
 
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My New Year's Thoughts. 
 
 How I vexed the busy bees 
 Then how swiftly I did flee, 
 To the house I swiftly sped 
 Thinking all the bees had said 
 
 That I should now take note 
 Ere my feelings or my hopes 
 Would be lost in one bad stroke 
 That I should mind my own business. 
 
 Tho the moments swift go by 
 Soon the suri is in the sky, 
 And the ages of the past 
 In a history you can grasp 
 
 When your childhood days have fled, 
 Then remember what was said 
 For the tricks you might have played 
 Thinking that they would aid. 
 
 Though the old year's going by 
 Though the season may be why 
 But I do not care a fly, 
 Why, because we do not sigh. 
 
 Now the new year's coming in, 
 From my heart I give a grin 
 And my thoughts are of the joy, 
 Of the times when I's a boy. 
 
 Oh, such times can never come 
 As I had while I was young; 
 O! the running of the hogs 
 In the morning in the fogs. 
 
 How I led them to their feed, 
 Then my legs sure had to speed 
 In the valleys full of dew 
 Where the richest weeds grew. 
 
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Irish Joe. 
 
 Come all you listeners if you want to know 
 
 A tale about an Irish Joe 
 
 Joe McFarland out from Penn-woods 
 
 He worked in Kansas which I understood. 
 
 Ji List as we came in the sitting- room 
 
 He jumped out the window as if hit by a broom 
 
 w? T^ Iri5hman wh ° was called Pat 
 VUio jeft Kansas before you cou]d gay , t 
 
 Irish Joe out for a time 
 
 Before he left the Kansas line, 
 
 'Tis he who was out for a drive 
 
 And the girls of a hotel he did shine 
 
 Joe McFarland pulled off a stunt 
 
 When at Mr. C's he made the jump 
 
 Irish Joe is out for a time 
 
 And hasn't went back to Pennsylvania lines. 
 
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