The Heiress-Entrapping Doctor’s Soliloquy! 
 
 ' 4 ^ 1 % SIS' 
 
 An imitation of ^^All Round my Hat** 
 
 ALL in my puss I eyes the round shiners. 
 
 All in my puss for a nice good dip they lay ; 
 If any von should ax't how I gots at 'em. 
 
 Tell ’em that an heiress I lured, lured avay ! 
 
 ’Twas a-going of my rounds ’mong the ^fiats' I first did 
 meet her,— • 
 
 Oh 1 I thought she seem’d as ^green’ as one just from 
 the nurse-ry; 
 
 And I never saw’d a chance more tempting or completer, 
 Ven one cried, ^By Jove! quite an heiress she’ll be by- 
 and-bye!’ 
 
 Oh! my dupe she vos young, and my dupe she vos ‘blind,* 
 too. 
 
 And no counsel gived those stupid friends vot could my 
 dupe’s mind svay ; 
 
 For to ved me vos a thing she never vos inclined to, 
 
 But I sent my dupe far off to Dan’s, snug, snug avay ! 
 
 For many long veeks my dupe from youths vos parted. 
 
 For many long veeks at Brixton bound to stay; 
 
 Good luck to that chap vot never vos false-hearted, (! 1) 
 
 Oh I I’ll love my Dan for ever, for he plann’d , plann’d 
 the vay! 
 
 There is some old ‘dogs’ is so preciously designing, 
 A-coaxing of the simple gals they vish to make all pay; 
 
 As soon as they have ‘done’ ’em, so shamefully they ‘run* 
 ’em. 
 
 And they never rests nor ceases till all’s spung’d, 
 spung’d avay 1 
 
 Oh ! I saw’d my dupe of age ere to the church we started, 
 Vhich did give her, as I hinted, power vith her cash to 
 play; 
 
 And though she may me hate, oh ! ve’ll never more be 
 parted. 
 
 For she’ll ‘fork out’ and keep ‘bleeding’ for many a long 
 day I 
 
 All in my puss I eyes the round shiners— 
 
 All in my puss for a nice good dip they lay; 
 
 If any von should ax’t how I gots at ’em. 
 
 Tell ’em that an heiress I lured, lured avay ! 
 
 C. C. 
 
 Grtat Totham: Printed at Charles Clark*s Private Press*