Hubbard Imaginary Voyages PR 3403 A32 B85 си By CUNNINGHAM V. BRIDGMAN. RIDICULOUS BOHINSON A um Five Shillings. 6 LONDON: DEAN & SON, 65, LUDGATE HILL, E. C. SCIENTIA UNITY VERITAS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN ARTES! LIBRARY SAA [1837 "C.PLURIOUS" UNUM TUEBOR SI QUÆRIS PENINSULAM-AMŒNAM. CIRCUMSPICE S/JAVA/JAJAJAJU\\\\\\\JOAOKOA GIFT OF REGENT LLHUBBARD : et 7 + Hubbard Imag. Voy. PR 3403 •A32 385 = * :: NEWSW 11311 逾 @an UT H "Home! sweet Home!" F 团 AAA ^ RIDICULOUS A A CHINSON CRISCE バル ハル By A Bridgman 水小 Printed and Published by DEAN AND SON, 65, LUDGATE-HILL, E.C. LONDON. *# Tayy 151937 617 Res. Regent R. R. Hubbard 2-5-1925 JA Ridiculous Robinson Crusoe. I. My name it is ROBINSON Crusoe, Whom doubtless you've heard of before. I've always found good friends and true, SO I venture before you once more. II. From my earliest days I imbibed, A longing for life on the sea; To cure which my old Dad prescribed Applications made from a birch tree. www GULFI** I introduce myself to a Skipper. I leave home. XXX E بار عا III. One day, as I strolled on the pier-head, Admiring a beautiful clipper; A sailor before me appeared, Who I quickly perceived was the skipper. 66 IV. Good morning," says he, "My young shaver." Says I, "Good morrow, old chip; Please Sir, could you do me the favour, To take me to sea in your ship?" V. He answered politely, "Most happy! I'm in want of a first cabin boy." So I ran home delighted to Pappy, But he did not rejoice in my joy. VI. He said that my conduct was shocking ; My Mammy dropp'd several tears ; The dogs barked, the geese began quacking, And seem'd to give three parting cheers. New FLYING FOAM I climb the mast to feast my eyes once more, EP MATCERRE Am 0 Spread-eagle'd. eco VII. The "Flying Foam" sailing on Friday, The sailors predicted bad luck. At the home of my childhood I tried a Last view from the main-royal truck. VIII. With a sob and a sigh I descended, But alas! I was stopped on the way, And secured by two men, who intended That I for my footing should pay. 1 0 2 0/0 I experience the horrors of sea, and dream of home. Q 0 0 A practical joke. Kar O : IX. Released from my painful position, I straightway retired below, Feeling in that distressing condition, Which but those who have felt it can know. detaraan satanár takabal X. To my hammock at last having clam- bered, After many a fruitless attempt, My troubles soon ceased; for I slum- bered, And of home and the future I dreamt. XI. In visions delightful I revelled, Till disturbed by a bump I awoke, And found that my head had been les velled With the deck, for a practical joke. ( C S I swim ashore. And am much exhausted. $12 gay ng man, a XII. Mang hata maratong Nothing happened for days worth de tailing, [way. The "Flying Foam" sped on her With a spanking north-east wind prevail- ing, We sailed on for many a day. XIII. But at length, alas! the wind shifted, And quickly increased to a gale; Masts fell on the deck, we then drifted,- All the horrors I need not detail. De var que me samt & vantara ke XIV. I alone the disaster survived Of a crew of a hundred or more. With the aid of a spar I contrived In safety to swim to the shore. XV. On the beach I lay puffing and blowing, Very like a small whale or a porpoise; And for awhile I could not stir, owing To the exhausted state of my corpus. M I visit the wreck, and discover a Cat and a Dog. 0 ** I make a raft, and carry my goods ashore. :: XVI. However, I quickly recovered, And then I had time to explore The Island, and soon I discovered That no one had been there before. XVII. The next day I swam to the wreck, (In the calm she lay there like a log); And as soon as I climbed to the deck, I discovered both a cat and a dog. XVIII. Spars, barrels, and ropes I collected, And with them constructed a raft; Having placed thereon all I expected Would be useful, I left the old craft. 9 MAA کہاں I am greatly fatigued, and enjoy forty winks. XIX. With the aid of my dog I conveyed My gear to the spot which best suited, I was monarch of all I surveyed, A fact which the monkeys disputed. I discover a cave. чио UM. мим гимн плети лице ми I cut wood. 263 సిన M 7 : XX. One day, I determined to roam, And soon I was pleased to discover A cave, which we then made our home- Myself Fan, the cat-and dog Rover. XXI. Then I went out, and cut down some wood, With which I my cave barricaded ; To be ready if ever I should By wild beasts or men be invaded. 1 5 10 Interior of my cave. XXII. Puntos I made an arm-chair and a table, A bed-lamp, cauldron, and kettle, Et cætera; and so I was able In very great comfort to settle. XXIII. The island abounded with goats, Whose flesh was my principal meat ; With their skins I made capital coats, And a good suit of clothing complete. 1 16 I hunt. sopr // 11/ t EFFE Hell's kaw Exter WHENDEN Fail I make a suit of clothes. XXIV. A nice little kid, whose poor mother Had been killed by my pitiless gun, A monkey, a parrot, and other Tame pets, caused amusement and fun. 1 } XXV. Thus by me time pleasantly flowed, Nought occurring for five years worth mention; Each day Dame Necessity showed That she was the mamma of Invention. : XXVI. One morn on the beach I was strolling With Rover, when to my surprise, The dog began barking and howling, And-could I believe my own eyes? { XXVIII. XXVII. I rubbed them,—I surely was dreaming? Did I see right-or did I squint? Then doubts to my senses came streaming As I gazed on a human foot-print. I wondered and stood, and still wondered, And left the spot wondering still ; I looked all around, and then wandered To the top of neighbouring hill. 3 I discover a footprint. AN Murd un And behold a horrible sight. $ My XXIX. 'Twas a sight which I cannot describe, Made me shiver and shudder and shake; Close beneath was a cannibal tribe, With their victim fast bound to a stake. XXX. Quick as thought I ran back to my cave, Sword, pistol, and rifle to fetch ; Determined, if able, to save The life of the poor coloured wretch. XXXI. I returned to the scene with all haste, When I found the poor man was free, And now by the savages chased, Was running direct towards me. سلسلات C ht rescue Friday from the savages. ہے RAR : - - I S عم اسلاميات بسيه Friday begging for mercy. ? Satpamente dentysta XXXII. | YOR I levelled my rifle and fired, When with a fierce yell and a bound, A cannibal fell and expired, After struggling awhile on the ground. 1 XXXIII. The rest of the horrid black sinners In alarm beat a hasty retreat ; Whilst the fellow who was for their dinners Fell trembling with fear at my feet. 7 1259 Friday and I launch a boat. www And embark our goods. E AM XXXIV. To this poor man I then gave the name Of Friday-(it being that day). My companion and friend he became, Proving faithful in every way. XXXV. I taught him the language of my land, And contrived soon to understand his; When I learnt for the first time, this island Was that called Juan Fernandez. W спасат Encounter with savages. K VAI テ 71 Discovery of Friday's father. XXXVI. At length, I with Friday's assistance, Felled a tree and constructed a boat; But its weight offered so much resistance, We were two years in getting afloat. ! XXXVII. 'Twas just at this juncture, when chancing To climb to the top of a hill, I discovered some cannibals dancing Round a man they were just going to kill. XXXVIII. To their boats we soon sent them all flying, And then-judge poor Friday's de- light,- He found 'twas his father there lying; We released him, and soon set him right. N352 TANSFERS! ame 8 글 Adieu! *요. TE peter lyd plaga magulangan XXXIX. OFCHET Next morning my faithful man Friday Came running in great haste to me, Crying "Massa, what you tink me spied, A bery big sheep on de zee!" bgeschalte or with any adam Rotista Sala i kablladekasta. Agerkparajsaman With all speed we rushed down to the beach, And embarked on board the canoe; The ship we soon managed to reach, And bade Juan Fernandez--" Adieu." FINIS XL. a tunalar va prestankato ha chi đâu một cái nh . : 111" JOHN BAKER, MILITARY BOOT MAKER, 65, FLEET STREET, (NEXT DOOR TO THE BOLT-IN-TUN). ESTABLISHED 1810. This House is unequalled for superior Style, Fit, Quality, perfect Ease, and Gracefulness, so requisite for Gentlemanly appearance, and so rarely obtained. Gentlemen waited on at their own residences. 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