NOTHING TO Do. -.- m; fl INr F I V a~i i'r NOT HI N G TO Do: 3n tcctananinimet TO "NOTHING T'O WEAR.-' BY A L, ADY. Im xk here nrrn tits opi itre iol on this,' titb Illtustrationos in the ~tutbor. WIE147Y & tIIASD, TStt.1P,0 ADWY~. Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S7, by WILEY & ITAT,STET), In the Clerk's Oflice of the District Court of the United States for t~n Southern District of New York. 5 "NOTHING TO DO." AN ACCOMPANIMENT TO " NOTHING TO WEAR." MOST compassionate public, whose pitying ear, Ever ready the tale of the wretched to hear, Has lately been touched by those destitute fair, Who so ably have shown that they'd "Nothing to Wear," 6 Nothing to Do. Be not deaf to a case, much more wretched, I ween, More hopeless, more sad, than you ever hlave seen. A tale I'll unfold, which shall cast in the shade All the sorrows of woman, wife, widow, or maid;'Tis a tale of strong men, not more startling than true, Of strong vigorous men, who have nothing to do. For if ladies of fashion have nothing to wear, Nothing to Do. 7'Tis a comfort that fashion herself is quite bare. If disconsolate widows mourn over their dead, There is peace in the grave, for the low-coffined head. And if destitute orphans have very slim fare, Like cameleons they seem to grow fat upon air. But these men, whose sad fate I'm deploring to you, Are just dying by inches, of nothing to do; 8 Nothing to Do. And while full of all vigor, which manhood can give, Just for want of employment, are dead while they live, And as naked of energy, shall I confess, As any fair belle in her evei_'s -dress; Just as starving in soul, and as empty in mind, As any young babe, whom your pity might find. As a type take Fitz Frivol, whose case, it appears, Might move e'en a Cayman to pity and tears: Nothing to Do. 9 Fitz Frivol, the pride and the pet of the town; Who quite charmed with his smile, and quite killed with his frown; Whose cravats were such loves, and whose waistcoats so sweet, And whose beavers so glossy, whose chaussure so neat; Who shook back his locks, when he lifted his head, With an air like Hyperion, yet better bred; Whose moustache would have made him quite worshipped in China, Io Nothing to Do. No celestial on earth ever sported a finer; Who muttered so sweetly, and whispered so fine, One scarce heard what he said, but supposed it divine; Who danced just like an angel (I borrow the phrase From those better versed in angelic displays). Yet that gforious creature, that model of man, Is now fallen as low as humanity can, Nothing to Do. 11 Is ragged and haggard, and loathsome and pale. Despised and forgotten, ah! what shall avail It to him that he once led the German at all The most elegant fetes, or at concert or ball, Of all eyes was the cynosure, star and delight, Since his star is now set in a fathomless night? And it happened in this, as in thousands of cases, I2 Nothing to Do. With those who depend on their waistcoats and graces: The most peerless moustache, which e'er exquisite grew, Cannot keep up a man who has nothing to do; E'en immaculate shirt-fronts, with diamond pins, Cannot cover for ever' a mountain of sins; And so fell poor Fitz Frivol, so slowly, so sure, He who once was a love, is now voted a bore. Nothing to Do. I13 His father, good man, had worked early and late, And worn off all the hair from his poor shining pate With thinking and planning, and selling and buying, With raking and scraping, inventing and trying, And stock-jobbing and patents, and real estate, Trying every scheme, which but offered a bait, Till his cheeks had grown hollow, his nose had grown blue, 14 Nothing to Do. And all this that young Fitz might have nothing to do; Nor once thought of the proverb, that points out the evil, And calls it so aptly inviting the Devil. Nor once doubted the mother, while cobbling and mending, In darning and stitching her eye-sight expending, Of the glorious end which it all had in view, Nothing to Do. 5 That her darling and heir might have nothing to do.'So she lived without jewels and camelhair shawls, Denied herself operas, concerts, and balls, N6r went shopping at Arnold's for ribbon or lace Which might cost half as much in some shadier place, Nor paraded the streets as if drest for a ball, Through the dust and the dirt, just for nothing at all, Eschewing the fashion insane and unclean, I 6 Nothing to Do. Which would use rich brocade for a sweeping machine; Though she lived in Fifth avenue, supped in the basement, Which need not, however, cause too much amazement, For the meal was quite suitable, simple, and light, A hybrid'twixt dinner and supper at night, When the "paterfamilias" found his way up, Having dined down in Wall street on cold mutton chop, Nothing to Do. 17 From a day of hard labor, his home to enjoy, And dream dreams of hope for his promising boy. Neither parent regretted the pinching, the care, Poor, simple, deluded, but much loving pair, For the hope of the future was better to him Than champagne and fast horses, and every whim 18 Nothing to Do. Which the gay and the selfish consider should go To make up the idea of Elysium below: That hope of the future-more potent the charm Than a camel-hair shawl, for it kept her heart warm, A heart which for diamonds had never a care For it owned but one jewel, and treasured it-there; To the eyes which grew heavy with labor or pain, Nothing to Do. 19 That hope of the future gave brightness again, And so on through long years, till the child grew a man, Till the seed-time was over, and harvest began. And here I might aptly break off for a while, And say something of farming, in episode style, Talk of breaking up rocks, and of tearing out weeds, 20 Nothing to Do. Of enriching the soil, and of planting the seeds; And by means of this simile, striking and new, Bring my subject in stronger relief to the -view; I might preach a long sermon, with this for my text, And from fifthly and sixthly, go on to my next, Just to show in a simple and practical way, How to fill up a page, with but little to say. Nothing to Do. 2 1 But such figures of rhetoric suit not my taste; To acknowledge the truth, I am somewhat in haste To bring my Fitz Frivol more plainly to view, As grown up and gone out, and much sought after too. He goes forth'mid the glow-worms of fashion to shine, Amid hundreds and thousands, such Frivols as mine; Nor thoughtlessly do I to glow-worms compare 22 Nothing to Do. The gay creatures that shine for a little so fair, But when shortly the brightness has faded away, But a very dull grub is exposed to the day; And but very dull grubs are the species I mean Who so shining and glorious nightly are seen. Let us follow young Fitz as he strolls up the street: Iyt s m Nothing to Do. 23 See how, gracefully bowing, the ladies to greet, He takes off his beaver, then with a slight shake Most adroitly inclines it the angle to take Which shall best suit his style, and then tenderly smooths That moustache which so great wonders for Phalon proves, Draws his handkerchief forth with a graceful display, Rubs the end of his nose, and goes smiling away; 24 Nothing to Do. Quite at home in his part, and quite satisfied too, For it suits him exactly, this nothing to do. Meantime, while the son goes on, smiling and nodding, The honest papa in his wareroom is plodding, For the life of hard labor which made him succeed Is TOO hard for his delicate offspring to lead. ' ~. ~~~. 3r I' i'1 / / i ii!\,, _i'I,:'i "' =-?;~~~~~~' ~~~~~~,;LI~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ii,,, Nothing to Do. 25 You may follow him still in his dashing career, For his stylish turn-out is just coming on here; You shall see him perform his most daring and best Olympian act, I mean riding abreast With an omnibus stage and an Adams express, Which he gallantly beats by a length, more or less; And the most crowded streets, I have noticed, always Seem approved of the most for these chariot (lisplays. 26 Nothing to Do. To the billiard saloon you shall follow him too, Where he shows no small aptness in minding his cue; He will even give fifty, and yet win his match, Unless you should gain by some fortunate scratch. With honor and ease, to the bar he's admitted, And doubtless with glory himself has acquitted Nothing to Do. 27 In cases of cobblers, and juleps, and smashes, And even at "stone fences" gallantly dashes. He can show country cousins to dozens of places, Where the men spend as much as the women for laces. You shall see him while smoking, while betting, while playing At all sorts of games; for indeed there's no saying What numbers of elegant ways he has learned 28 Nothing to Do. To make way with the money his poor father earned. He may even have learned those accomplishments fitting The elegant man, id est, chewing and spitting. All this and much more you shall see if you go Where they congregate most, who theii glories would show. Thus the morning review is successfully made; Nothing to Do. 29 You shall see him again at the evening parade, Still more brilliant than ever, with jewel and chain Fully armed for the conquest, nor striving in vain. Like a planet whose satellites follow him round, Lo! wherever he turns, a fair audience is found, 30 Nothing to Do. To admire his sallies and laugh at his jest, Though I own it is seldom correctly expressed; But all styles have admirers, so I've heard say, And those whom Fitz Frivol admires are they Who spend all their lives dressing, yet ever declare, As we lately have heard, that they've nothing to wear! And the cause of this dressing I'll whisper to you Nothing to Do. 3''Tis to suit the young men who have nothing to do.'Tis a fact undisputed, from Pekin to Cadiz, That the taste of the men is the guide for the ladies; The Flora M'Flimseys, beflounced and belaced, Are just suited to many a masculine tasteA taste on philosophy founded, no doubtWhat is wanting within, should be made up without; 32 Nothing to Do. And the idols of fashion would shortly expire, If the male devotees would but cease to admire; And I ask those who reason from natural laws, Which should first be removed, the effect or the cause' But I said that the ladies admired my hero, - i~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~a t // o~~ *'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' i/~~~~~~~~j' r~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nothing to Do. 33 (There are ladies who'd even admire a Nero,) For they chattered to him, without danger or fear Of the pointed rebuke or the cynical sneer.'Tis a saving of trouble, and thinking, and bother, When people's capacities just suit each other; No fear of one's sallies passed by or rejected, Or the other's grammatical errors detected. 34 Nothing to Do. So Fitz Frivol is honored, and feted, and courted, As becomes a young man who's a Croesus reported; Is invited by all the great Newcomes up town, Is pronounced most genteel, and endorsed too by BrownThe same who transformed the Fifth Avenue dwelling From its quiet routine (spite the elders rebelling) To a palace of splendor, and straightway gave out Nothing to Do. 35 Full five hundred invites to an elegant rout; Where played the champagne e'en a little too free, And some very nice men played the fiddle de-dee. After supper (the ladies had quitted the throng), Young Fitz, glass in hand, gave the following song: Quaff from the cup of pleasure, Ask not who distils it; 36 Nothing -to Do. Drink from the sparkling measure, And never ask who fills it. The honey bee asks not, While o'er the flower enchanted He revels in his happy lot, By whom the flower was planted. Then fill a bumper quick, Drink to the careful father Who plants the nut for us to crack. The plum for us to gather. r\..t'. ______" ~lr,, X,>~ Nothing to Do. 37 But when the poor mother of Fitz Frivol beheld All the morrow's confusion, her spirit was quelled; She began to perceive that the son of her love Now belonged to a sphere where she never could move, And would soon be entirely lost to her view'Mid the crowd of gay folks who have nothing to do. So'tis said that she folded her work up and sighed; 38 Nothing to Do. And, her life's labor ended, she lay down and died. So it has been and will be with many anotherAll her life for a dream and a shadow -poor mother! But the father! and did he not glory and joy In the fashion and fame of his dearlyloved boy Nothing to Do. 39 Yes, of course; but he saw him so seldom of late,'Twas so tedious at night for his coming to wait: And'twas ever a problem he could not resolve, Which again and again through his mind would revolve, That the son for whom leisure and pleasure to gain He had given a lifetime of labor and pain; Who had time to attend to each fashionri:: and whim, 40o Nothing to Do. Had not even an hour, a moment for him. WVhen they met in the street, he was smiling and gay, But engagements led each quite a different way: The elder continued his journey down town, While the younger went up to take counsel of Brown. So the father just did as the wise insects do, Nothing to Do. 41 Who provide for their offspring with instinct so true; And having attained the main object of life, Said good night to the world, and lay down with his wife. Fitz Frivol was now at the zenith of glory; O who has not heard of the fame of his story! 42 Nothing to Do. The knight still most favored he carried the day, For his fortune had not yet quite melted away. And he sported with hearts in a manner most cruel, For many a mother's particular jewel Had been his for the asking; but rather chose he To disport in his sunshine, the gay fickle bee; To enjoy the sensation his coming produced, And the flutter of joy which his presence infused. Nothing to Do. 43 When he went to a concert, no Thalberg was heard By the ladies who greatly to Thalberg preferred A flirtation with him, and kept up such a noise, Less suited to ladies than to rowdy schoolboys. At the opera, too, they kept up such a chatter, Such laughing, and whispering, and vexatious clatter,Not even in church could these damsels be still, 44 Nothing to Do. For at fashion's own fane they conducted so ill As to gain for themselves the distinguished renown Of a little bit faster than any in town. Though he had not the comfort of feminine cousins, He had fair correspondents and letters by dozens; And he showed them of course, for what pleasure or credit In a lady's love-letter if nobody read it! And he met these fair friends just by chance it would seem, / -- "K L/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1-''-;' I~ / ~ _ ~.,~. >.'\ (,.i Nothing to Do. 45 When he dropped in at Taylor's to take an ice-cream. And they laughed all the time at the present, the past:'Twas an excellent joke from the first to the last. The wit was obscure, I acknowledge'tis true, People laugh at small jokes who have nothing to do. But I haste by the end of my story to prove The case which I hoped your compassion should move. 46 Nothing to Do. The picture reversed, in the space of six years His large fortune is spent, and Fitz Frivol appears Like the elegant purse when deprived of its filling, In fact, like the gingerbread minus the gilding; And now'tis in vain that to Newport he goes, And frequents all the regular markets and shows, Where people exhibit the animal human, ~~~~~~-1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~L~~~1 (~~~~~ 11#NjV~ ~ 5 % ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.......... Nothing to Do. 4-7 The patent-leather man, and the crinoline woman. More gaily than ever the pave he walks, More softly than ever his nothings he talks: But in vain-for the fact of it is, there are few Who admire poor men who have nothing to do. Thus his chances are small, since he's not a French count, Or a baron from Germany, where the amount Of distinction and title would set at defiance 48 Nothing to Do. All objection to such an unsuited alliance Not even a foreign musician is he, Whose bad English would seem an attraction to be. Yet, if that be the charm, there is no need to roam, One may hear very singular English at home. He is none of these charmers-his passport is gone; He falls back on his merits, and, lo, they are flown! So he straightway goes down to the depths of despair, Nothing to Do. -9 Neglects his moustache, and turns false to his hair; And descends by degrees, as I told you before, From the leader of ton to the veriest bore Who ever held up an example to view Of the fate of a trifler with nothing to do. You will think that, perhaps, as a national failing, 50 Nothing to Do. This case is uncommon, and say I am railing On very small grounds; but the evil is growing, Out of luxury, pride, and frivolity flowing; And this generation despises the pains By which the preceding its affluence gains. Many fathers are laboring,'twould seem, with the view That their sons may live easy, with nothing to do. And many there are, having spent all their store, Nothing to Do. 51 And no sort of resource to supply them with more; Inefficient and indolent, having no taste For aught but extravagance, luxury, waste; Are fit subjects for charity's self to bewail, A sad moral to point or illustrate a tale. Of such can society point out a host, And'tis these, I declare, you should pity the most. Does so little work offer, 0, can it be true! That these destitute men can find nothing to do! 52 Nothing to Do. In the vineyard stand idle, encumber the ground, Or like poisonous parasites clinging around The firm stem that supports them, but having no strength To continue when that is exhausted at length. Is there nothing to study and nothing to learn, No object to care for, no credit to earn; Nothing to Do. 53 No wisdom worth seeking, no aim to fulfil, No hope to encourage, no motive for will; No field unexplored, no pathway to aught That is worthy a being of reason and thought? Can it be there is nothing an int'rest possessing More worth than society, dashing, and dressing!! 54- Nothing to Do. 0, you charity folks! who give balls for the poor, And sing songs for the wretched, O have you no more Pleasant ways of exciting benevolent feeling, To the hearts or the heels of the fashion appealing? You industrial people, who get up the places Where labor brings joy to so many small faces, 0 have you no sympathy, have you no plan, Mt v V. 77 Nothing to Do. 55 To provide for the helpless, the indolent man' Ah, could but the Genii with magical wand Transform as of old, and by mighty command Make the soft sons of luxury take up the hoe, rhe shovel, the pick-axe, and change with the low, Over-tasked sons of labor, who struggle and toil 56 Nothing to Do. Where the winter winds freeze and the summer suns broil! 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