IC-NR XV RKELEY LIBRARY I UNIVERSITY OF VyCALIFORNIA NELL GWYNNE; OR, THE PROLOGUE. A COMEDY, IN TWO ACTS. BY DOUGLAS JERROLD, AUTHOR OF " JOHN OVERT," " BLACK-EYED SUSAN," " THE BRIDE OP LUDGATE," " THE RENT DAY," &C. &C. PERFORMED AT THE THEATRE ROYAL, COVENT GARDEN. LONDON: JOHN MILLER, HENRIETTA STREET, COVENT GARDEN. ( Agent to the Dramatic Author's Society J 1833. STACK LONDON : BAYLIS AND LEIGHTON, JOHKSON'S-COURT, FLEET-STREET. 1833 WHILST we may safely reject as unfounded gossip many of the stories associated with the name of Nell Gwynne, we cannot refuse belief to the various proofs of kind-heartedness, liberality, and taking into consideration her subsequent power to do harm ab- solute goodness of a woman mingling (if we may believe a passage in Pepys,) from her earliest years in the most depraved scenes of a most dissolute age. The life of Nell Gwynne, from the time of her connexion with Charles the Second, to that of her death, proved that error had been forced upon her by circumstances, rather than indulged from choice. It was under this impression that the present little comedy was undertaken : under this convic- tion an attempt has been made to shew some glimpses of the " silver lining" of a character, to whose influence over an unprin- cipled voluptuary, we owe a national asylum for veteran soldiers, and whose brightness shines with the most amiable lustre in many actions of her life, and in the last disposal of her worldly effects". The following lines of Rochester are a conclusive proof that Nell Gwynne first attended the theatre as an orange -girl. Whether she assumed the calling, in order to attract the notice of Betterton, who, it is said, on having heard her recite and sing, discouraged her hopes of theatrical eminence ; or whether her love of the stage grew from her original trade of play-house fruit-girl, has not yet been clearly shewn. Indeed, nothing certain can be gathered of her parentage orplace of birth : even her name has, lately, been dis- puted. That, from " the pit she mounted to the stage," is, how- ever, on the poetic testimony of Rochester, indisputable : l{ The orange-basket her fair arm did suit, Laden with pippins and Hesperian fruit ; This first step raised, to the wond'ring pit she sold The lovely fruit, smiling with streaks of gold. Fate now for her did its whole force engage, And from the pit she mounted to the stage ; There in full lustre did her glories shine, And, long eclips'd, spread forth their light divine; There Hart and Rowley's soul she did ensnare, And made a king a rival to a player." She spoke a new prologue to Beaumont and Fletcher's Knight of the Burning Pestle : she afterwards played Queen Almahide, in Dryden's Conquest of Grenada, besides speaking the prologue " in a broad-brimmed hat and waste belt." The history of this hat and belt is given by old Downes, the prompter, in his valuable 608 IV Roscius Anglicanus, a chance perusal of which, first suggested the idea of this drama. On the death of Charles our heroine lived a secluded life. She inhabited a house, in Pail-Mall, built for her on her retirement from the stage by the king. According to Pennant (in his Account of London,} the walls of the back room on the ground floor, were entirely covered with looking-glass, as, it was said, the ceiling had been. Over the chimney, was her picture. At this house, she died, in November, 1687 ; the day of the month is unknown. Her mother was drowned near the Neat-houses, Chelsea, in July, 1679. Any further account of her kindred has escaped research. She was interred on the 17th of November in the old church of St. Martin's-in-the-Fields : her funeral sermon was preached by Dr. Tenison, afterwards Archbishop of Canterbury. The Queen, in allusion to the circumstance, said she was convinced the de- ceased had merited the praises of the worthy Doctor, or he had never bestowed them. Among the correspondence of Sir George Etherege, with the Scotch College, at Ratisbon, is a letter to him, from his under secretary, Mr. Wigmore, written on the 18th of November, in which he acquaints him " Last night was buried Mad. Ellen Gwyn, the D. of St. Alban's mother. She has made a very formal will, and died richer than she seemed to be whilst she lived. She is said to have died piously and penitently ; and as she dispensed several charities in her life- time, so she left several such legacies at her death ; but what is much admired is, she died worth, and left to D. St. Alban's, vivis et modis, about 1 ,000,OOOZ. sterling, a great many say more, few less/' " The assertion of her dying worth a million of money (says a writer in The Athen&um) is hardly worth attention ; the extract from the original letter, by Seward, must have contained a too much. What the Duke of Buckingham told Bishop Burnet, that Nell's first demand on the king was five hundred a year, which he rejected ; but that in about four years afterwards, she had managed to obtain more than sixty thousand pounds, goes far to make up the one hundred thousand, which it is more generally allowed she died possessed of. " The will and codicil, now first published, will set at rest many vague stories relative to the disposal of her property, which was bequeathed in the bulk to her only surviving son, Charles Beau- clerc, Duke of St. Alban's. The will was proved in the Prerogative Court of Canterbury, Dec. 7, 1687, and the original given up to Sir Robert Sawyer, "on the 18th of Feb. following. The documents in the archieves of the Court are official copies, with an autograph receipt for the original, by Sir Robert Sawyer, attached. Any reference to the depository of the original, has eluded my par- ticular inquiries. " The Will of Mrs. Ellen Gwynne. " In the name of God, Amen. I, Ellen Gwynne, of the parish of St. Martin's-in-the-fields, and county of Middlesex, spinster, this 9th day of July, Anno Domini 1687, do make this my last will and testament, and do revoke all former wills. First, in hopes of a joyful resurrection, I do recommend myself whence I came, my soul into the hands of Almighty God, and my body unto the earth, to be decently buried, at the discretion of my executors, hereinafter named, and as for all such houses, lands, tenements, offices, places, pensions, annuities, and hereditaments whatsoever, in England, Ireland, or elsewhere, wherein I, or my heirs, or any to the use of, or in the trust for me or my heirs, hath, have, or may or ought to have, any estate, right claim or demand whatsoever, of fee-simple or freehold, I give and devise the same all and wholly to my dear natural son, his Grace the Duke of St. Alban's, and to the heirs of his body ; and as for all and all manner of my jewels, plate, househould stuff, goods, chattels, credits, and other estate what- soever, I give and bequeath the same, and every part and parcel thereof, to my executors hereafter named, in, upon, and by way of trust for, my said dear son, his executors, administrators, and assigns, and to and for his and their own sole use and pecu- culiar benefit and advantage, as in such manner as is hereafter ex- pressed; and I do hereby constitute the Right Hon. Lawrence Earl of Rochester, the Right Hon. Thomas Earl of Pembroke, the Hon. Sir Thomas Sawyer, Knight, his Majesty's Attorney Gene- ral, and the Hon. Henry Sidney, Esq. to be my executors of this my last will and testament, desiring them to please to accept and undertake the execution hereof, in trust, as afore- mentioned ; and I do give and bequeath to the several persons in the schedule here- unto annexed, the several legacies and sums of money therein ex- pressed or mentioned ; and my further will and mind, and any thing above notwithstanding, is, that if my said dear son happen to depart this natural life without issue then living, or such issue die with issue, then and in such case, all and all manner of my estate devised to him, and in case my said natural son die before the age of one-and-twenty years, then also all my personal estate devised to my said executors, not before then by my said dear son and his issue, and my said executors, and the executors or admini- strators of the survivor of them, or by some of them otherwise lawfully and firmly devised or disposed of, shall remain, go, or be to my said executors, their heirs, executors, and administrators respectively, in trust of and for answering, paying and satisfying all and every and all manners of my gifts, legacies and directions that at any time hereafter, during my life, shall be by me anywise mentioned or given or by any codicils or schedule to be hereto annexed. And lastly, that my executors shall have, all and every VI of them, 100Z. a-piece, of lawful money, in consideration of their care and trouble herein, and furthermore, all their several and re- spective expenses and charges in and about the execution of this my will. In witness of all which, I hereunto set my hand and seal, the day and year first above written. " E. G." " Signed, sealed, published and declared, in the presence of us, who, at the same time, subscribe our names, also in her presence. " Lucy Hamilton Sandys, Edward Wyborne, John Warner, William "Scarborough, James Booth/' On a separate sheet, as a codicil, is " The last request of Mrs. Ellen Gwynn to his Grace the Duke of St. Alban's, made October the 18th. 1687- " 1. I desire I may be buried in the church of St. Martin's-in- the-fields. " 2. That Dr. Tenison may preach my funeral sermon. " 3. That there may be a decent pulpit-cloth and cushion given to St. Martin's-in-the-fields. " 4. That he would give one hundred pounds for the use of the poor of the said St. Martin's and St. James's, Westminster, to be given into the hands of the said Dr. Tenison, to be disposed of at his discretion, for taking any poor debtors of the said parish out of prison, and for cloaths this winter, and other necessaries, as he shall find most fit. " 5. That for showing my charity to those who differ from me in religion, I desire that fifty pounds may be put into the hands of Dr. Tenison and Mr. Warner, who, taking to them any two persons of the Roman religion, may dispose of it for the use of the poor of that religion inhabiting in the parish of St. James's aforesaid. " 6. That Mrs. Rose Forster, may have two hundred pounds given to her, any time within a year after my decease. " 7. That Jo., my porter, may have ten pounds given him. " My request to his Grace is, further " 8. That my present nurses may have ten pounds each, and mourning, besides their wages due to them. " 9. That my present servants may have mourning each, and a year's wages, besides their wages due " 10. That the Lady Fairborne, may have five pounds given her to buy a ring. "11. That my kinsman, Mr. Cholmley, may have one hundred pounds given to him, within a year after this date. "12. That his Grace would please to lay out twenty pounds yearly, for the releasing of poor debtors, out of prison, every Christmas-day. "13. That Mr. John Warner may have fifty pounds given him to -buy a ring. Vll " 14. That the Lady Hollyman may have the pension of ten shillings per week, continued to her during the said lady's life." " Oct. 18, 1687- This request was attested and acknowledged, in the presence of us John Hetherington, Hannah Grace, Daniel Dyer." " Dec. 5, 1687. I doe consent that this paper of request may be made a codicil to Mrs. G Wynne's will. " ST. ALBAN'S." " A writer in The Champion, June 3rd, 1742, No. 398, on ' the Fraudulent Practices of Parish Vestries, and in particular that of St. Martin's-in-the-fields,' observes, ' I cannot forbear mentioning one action more laid to the charge to these honest men, viz. Nell Gwyn, player, left a handsome income yearly to St. Martin's, on condition, that on every Thursday evening in the year, there should be six men employed, for the space of one hour in ringing, for which they were to have a roasted shoulder of mutton and ten shil- lings for beer ; but this legacy is of late diverted some other way, and no such allowance is now given/ " No authority, beyond report, appears for this assertion. " Persons incarcerated for debt in Whitecross-street prison, that being the county gaol for Middlesex, have some allowance, on a particular day in the year, which is denominated Nell Gwynne's Bounty, but whence this arises, or how paid, I have yet to learn." All the characters in the comedy, with but two exceptions, and allowing the story that the first lover of Nell was really an old lawyer, figured in the time of Charles the Second. For the intro- duction of Orange Moll (so inimitably acted by Mr. KEELEY,) the author pleads the authority of Pepys, who in the following pas- sage, proves the then existence and notoriety of some such per- sonage : " It was observable how a gentleman of good habit sitting just before us, eating of some fruit in the midst of the play, did drop down as dead, being choked ; but with much art Orange Mai did thrust her finger down his throat, and brought him to life again." In another place Pepys speaks of Sir W. Penn and him- self having a long talk with " Orange Mai." A dramatic liberty has been taken with the lady's name, Moll being thought more euphonic than " Mai" or " Matilda." The incident of the king supping at a tavern with Nell, and finding himself without money to defray the bill, is variously related in the Chroniques Scandaleuses of his " merry" and selfish days. In conclusion, the author has to return his thanks to all who aided the representation of his drama, and to the management for every wish and care to perfect the illusion of the scene. D. J. Little Chelsea, July 17, 1833. DRAMATIS PERSONS. MEN. King Charles the Second MR. JONES. Sir Charles Berkeley MR. FORESTER. Charles Hart ) Managers of the King's f MR. DURUSET. v Theatre, Drury Lane, -c _ -. _ Major Mohuni jgg^ I MR. PERKINS. BettertOH (Manager of the Duke's) MR DlDDEAR . \ Theatre, Lincoln's Inn / Joe Haynes MR. MEADOWS. Counsellor Crorvsfoot MR. BLANCHARD. Stockfish MR. F. MATTHEWS. Boy MASTER MACDONALD. WOMEN. Nell Gwynne Miss TAYLOR. Orange Moll MR. KEELEY. Mrs. Snowdrop MRS. DALY. This Comedy wasjirst represented on the 9th of January, J833. NELL GWYNNE. ACT I. SCENE I. NELL GWYNNE'S Lodgings. Enter MRS. SNOWDROP, followed by JOE HAYNES. Mrs. SNOWDROP. Mr. Haynes, do you know what cha- racter is ? HAYNES. I do, Mrs. Snowdrop, in all its varieties ; 'tis at the best an ostentatious superfluity. Character ! That may be called our first year of discretion, in which we learn to live without it. Mrs. S. Tis just like you of the King's Play-house. HAYNES. Nay, I'm no longer of the King's Play-house; they've cast me out of the community. Mrs. S. Cast out! For what? HAYNES. My religion. T'other day, I sent a ship-par- son with a bell to call manager Hart and his actors to prayers : the manager swore at my piety, and straight dis- 2 NELL GWYNNE. charged me : I'm a martyr of the last new make : if one day Joe Haynes be not in the calendar, then do they manu- facture saints as we make knights ; not from desert, but court favour. My sanctity brings me to my errand. This girl Mistress Ellen Gwynne Mrs. S. Poor thing ! I do believe she has hardly a friend in the world. HAYNES. I'm a benefactor on a grand scale I mean my Lord Buckhurst, Mrs. S. But then she has a heart for a queen. HAYNES. And an ankle for Venus, no doubt. When shall we see her? Mrs. S. Pretty Nelly, she's quite a lamb. Could I but see her well married ; could I but discover an honest man HAYNES. Aye, but only think of the uncertainty. Mrs. S. A plain-going citizen HAYNES. Plain-going ! Where will you find one ? un- less, indeed, you count among the livery, the wooden men ot Saint Dunstan's ? Since Charles hath come back, the city hath grown ashamed of its plainness, and stands begging at Whitehall for cast off ruffs and feathers. Now, my lord Buckhurst, Mrs. S. You see, Mr. Haynes, I'm a lone widow with nothing left but my reputation. HAYNES. Poor destitute thing ! Mrs. S. And though I do let lodgings, my husband, Ba- laam Snowdrop, was once very high as a roundhead. HAYNES. (Aside.) Thrice very high and each time in the pillory. Mrs. S. Nay, would you believe it, closely concerned with Barebones ? HAYNES. I can easily believe it (aside.} since he XELL G WYNNE. 6 married you. But for Mistress Gwynne, something must be done to fix her fortunes ? Mrs. S. So she said last night. You see,, she has run away from a lady whose companion she was, because she wouldn't listen to some lawyer man, old and ugly no doubt: dear Nelly, she is such a kind hearted thing ! HAYNES. But last night ? Mrs. S. Well, last night, as I was saying, she made me the lord knows against my will but then she smiled so, and bade me take a mouthful of strong waters, for I had been thinking of my dear Baalam, and HAYNES. Damn Balaam ! No, I abhor unnecessary swearing ; pass Balaam, and come to Nelly. What was't she made you do ? Mrs. S. Carry a letter to the Duke's Play-house, to Mr. manager Betterton. HAYNES. To what end ? Mrs. S. To ask him to come and hear her read play- books. You may well look ; nothing now will serve her but to go upon the stage. 'Tisn't my fault : I'm sure I put the pious Mr. Muggleton under her pillow every night. HAYNES. And Betterton ? Mrs. S. He's with her now : they have been doing what they call a scene ; but you may be sure I was present : and there Nelly played the queen of of I forget what, but she talked of racks, and daggers, and poisons, and cutting off people's heads, oh, if she'd been born a queen, it couldn't have come more natural to her ! HAYNES. A heroine ready made for Dryclen ! Mrs. S. And then to see how beautifully she faints, and how in a minute she'll drown her face with tears ! I've c 4 NELL G WYNNE. known hundreds of women try as much, but none like Nelly. And then she sings, sings as if nightingales, (NELL GWYNNE is heard to sing without ) " My lodging it is on the cold ground, " And very hard is my fare, ' c But that which troubles me most, is " The unkindness of my dear. " Yet still I cry, Oh, turn, love, " And 1 prythee, love, turn to me ; " For thou art the man that I long for, u And alack ! what remedy?" HAYNES. Sings ! If that voice do not fill a pit do not lead the gallants by the ears ! we must see her. Eh ! here's Better ton; stand aside (puts Mrs. Snowdrop off.} Now, for the humility of a cast-off actor to a manager in full play. (Enter BETTERTON.) Mr. Betterton, your most humble servant. BETTER. What, Joe ! again on the world ? Why, man, how dost live ? HAYNES. Live sir ? by hand and knife : one night I pick a pocket, the next I cut a throat. I have a consuming desire to end my life at the gallows ! BETTER. May your desires be gratified ! But why, Joe, at the gallows ? HAYNES. I'd fain cast discredit on the rest of the players. My dying speech shall be a second Cromwell to you, and turn your theatres to conventicles; and (mock heroically} as the stage first saw the light in the waggon of Thespis, so shall it close its eyes in the Tyburn cart of Joseph Haynes. NELL GWYKNE. 5 BETTER. Nay, cheat the hangman, and spare us. (looking at rvatch ) But I shall be late at rehearsal, (going.) HAYNES. Mr. Betterton. So, you are going to fire the town with another Helen ? BETTER. On my life, no. HAYNES. Come, you managers are so close. Have you no wonder ? No speaking doll from France ? No new treble from Italy ? Have you shipped no unicorn set no bird-trap for the phoenix ? BETTER. 'Twixt ourselves, Davenant is about to cut down, and put music to Othello, to make it pass for a night or two. HAYNES. Music to Othello, cut down ! I see ; he takes away the golden wires of Apollo, and puts in their place his own cat-gut. BETTER. Nay, Davenant has improved Shakspeare; in fact, made some of the bard's plays his own. HAYNES. Yes ; as the grand Turk makes prisoners his own by mutilation. But have you no new actress ? Come, there's the syren in this house ? BETTER. She! phoo raw, quite raw ! HAYNES. Hang it ! 'tis said she's very beautiful. BETTER. Humph. HAYNES. And sings like BETTER. All women sing, good morning. HAYNES. You'll repent your judgment. BETTER. 'Tis the cry of every one I refuse : repentance with me, as with yourself, Joe, is late coming ; for I have had no qualms as yet. Farewell, Joe ; and, hark ye, have pity on the poor actors, and eschew hanging. HAYNES. But if I persist, I shall at least have at my execution, what hath long been a rarity at the Duke's play- house. 6 NELL GWYNXE. BETTER. What's that? HAYNES. A full audience. BETTER. A merry one, I warrant. HAYNES. Not so ; my death, like your comedies, will raise the price of pocket-handkerchiefs. BETTER. Farewell, mad Joe. HAYNES Farewell, reasonable Tom. (Exit BETTERTON.) And now, if it be possible, to get an interview with Mistress Nelly. (Exit.) SCENE II. The Shew -room in the house of MADAME CHARRETT, Milli- ner, Covent Garden : gowns, boddices, and various articles of female dress displayed on stands. Discovered, KING CHARLES sitting, looking off into another room; he is plainly habited. SIR CHARLES BERKELEY waiting. CHAR. Well done, Madame Charrett ! That's the tenth letter exchanged within half the number of minutes. Why, Berkeley, this is no milliner's, but the post-office. BERK. Madame's establishment combines the two. 1 told your majesty, that CHAR. Softly, Berkeley ; milliners have ears. (Looking out) Look there ! another ! Didst ever see so insidious a bit of paper ? Sealed with a stag I warrant me. Bravo ! another ! That's from a courtier ; long, narrow and scented; a very musk-rat of epistles. That's from an alderman's wife ; with wax enough on't for the privy seal. If the sta- tioners' company do not give Madame Charrett their freedom commerce is dead to gratitude. NELL G WYNNE. 7 BERK. Your majesty, as I live there's Ned Kynaston, the actor ! CHAR. And there ! yes he the rope-dancer ! Od's fish ! his name ? Jacob Hall ! Ha ! ha ! BERK. And letters for each ! CHAR. A golden Jacob, now, to know the writers ! BERK. Some dry-salter's wife. CHAR. Tut, man ! I'll be sworn maids of honour at the least, (they rise) 'Twas but last week I met a certain young countess in the Mall ; she had in her coach, as she said, a country maiden, a poor curate's daughter, all bashfulness and blushes. As we talked, up came my lady's short sighted lord : to him she told the self-same story ; when his lordship said he had ever loved the clergy ; chucked the fluttering damsel under the chin, and went his way to play a match at bowls. Now, who dost think the maiden really was ? BERK. A curate's daughter. CHAR. Ned Kynaston, the actor, fresh from the play- house, drest in his woman's clothes ! Ha ! ha ! Why, who comes here ? BERK. 'Tis the old counsellor. CHAR. Old, indeed ; where has he left his scythe and hour-glass ? BERK. Madame's house, as I told your majesty, is an office for stray doves. The counsellor comes, as I hear, to learn about a runaway, a pretty wench. CHAR. A pretty wench ? BERK. One Nell Gwynne. CHAR. Nell Gwynne ! and who is she ? BERK. A girl, 'tis said, of wit and spirit, who took fright at the counsellor's wrinkles ; ran from the man of law as from a Russian frost. Your majesty shall see some sport. 8 NELL G WYNNE. CHAR, If the knave do not know me ? BERK. But condescend to remain my cousin, new from the country for the tale has served with Madame Charrett and we may outface his knowledge even if he have any. (Enter COUNSELLOR CROWSFOOT from back.) Good morning, counsellor. CROWS, {aside.) Sparks here ! CHAR. Is't not a shame ? CROWS. Shame ! What's a shame ? CHAR. That Nestor still should have a tooth for sugar- plums ? Have you found her, sir ; or has poor Madame Charrett been led astray by a false description ? Were her eyes meltingly blue? BERK. Or piercingly black ? CHAR. Or had she one or two ? BERK. Did her locks shame the raven's wing ? CHAR. Or the robin's throat ? BERK. Did she swim like Venus ? CHAR. Or limp like her spouse? Or, after all, art cer- tain 'tis really a woman whom you seek ? CROWS. Humph ! a grave man cannot enter a house for business BERK. Business ! Oh, a suit at law for Madame Char- rett ! CHAR. Some one hath libelled the milliner's last new skirt, or pirated the architecture of the pocket-holes ! Business with the milliner ! Come, Rhadamanthus, what business ? CROWS. Cannot give an order for a few ruffles and neck- bands BERK. Certainly, ruffles and neck-bands ! CHAR. Yes, the counsellor looks as though his errand was NELL G WYNNE. 9 for muslin. (aside to BERK.) I hear the rustling of a petti- coat. Can it be to old Bracton here ? let's watch. BERK. Counsellor, may you one clay be lord chancellor ! CHAR. And so, exercise a care for widows and orphans ! that is for ruffles and neck-bands ! (CHARLES and BERKELEY retire at back]. CROWS. Coxcombs! Sugar-sops! They're gone, though. The milliner takes my money, and gives me nought but promises. Hang the girl ! To slip through my fingers, when I thought she would relent; to be gulled at my age ! Madame Charrett promised to come said she had (NELL GWYNNE without). Very well, madam ; I'll just take one peep, at the silks ! CROWS. Why, it is Nelly ! As I am a lawyer, her very voice takes forty years from my back ! Stay she sha'n't see me at first, lest she fly off again. This gown may serve me ; oh ! Nelly, Nelly ! (CROWSFOOT hides himself be- hind one of the gowns, which he wraps about him.) (Enter NELL G WYNNE/TOW back.) NELL. Dear heart ! why what a world of silk and lace ! How beautiful ! If it isn't enough to turn's one head to look at it. But I mus'n't stop. No ! Mr. Betterton gave me no hopes ; and now, nothing is left me but the play and the orange-basket Well, that with honesty and my good spirits may serve me yet; for I have a thought that I shall yet surprize 'em that I shall yet shine upon the stage that I shall (turning to gown which hides the counsellor) why, bless me ! what a pretty gown ! Now, if I had money, this gown, above all other gowns I'd buy ; what a damask ! what a a flow of skirt ! How I should love this gown ! CROWS. (Discovering himself). You shall have the gown ! 10 NELL G WYNNE. NELL. Ha ! (Screaming, and running away.} CROWS. Don't I tell you, you shall have the gown ? NELL. Yes, sir, but then it must be without the lining. CROWS. Now, Nelly, let me plead NELL. Nay, if you're for pleading, put the gown on again. I'm sure 'tis fitter for you than your own. CROWS. Nelly, Nelly, art not shocked to look at me ? NELL. Oh ! sir, I always was. CROWS. Why didst run away from the lady ? NELL. Because I could not honestly listen to the gen- tleman. CROWS. Come, thou hast known me long and must love me. NELL. La, sir ! I've known the giants at Guildhall still longer, yet care not a pin about 'em. CROWS. Giants, my dear, I am no giant. NELL. No, sir ! CROWS. I I confess I'm not in the veriest flower of my days : what then ? Still I am gay and flourishing green and cheerful like the holly at Christmas. NELL. To be sure, sir, and the holly is very well ; but I I prefer the misletoe. CROWS. A challenge to battle ! NELL. Not to you. Your age exempts you from ser- vice. CROWS. Now, Nelly, thou wouldst not throw my years in my face ? NELL. Why should I ? Are they not there already. CROWS. Hast thou no gratitude? and is not love the same? NELL. Oh, dear no ! Gratitude's a snow-ball ; love's a fire; make 'em meet and they kill one another. NELL GWYNNEl 11 CROWS. Now, Nelly ! (taking her hand.) Dear Nelly od's life ! I do doat to look in your eyes. NELL. It says much for your courage. CROWS. How, love ? how ? NELL. Because you must see yourself there. CROWS. Come, where hast been, Nelly ? Unprotected in this wicked town ? Thou shouldst not be alone. NELL. I've thought so some time, sir. CROWS. Thou'rt a lily that needs support. What think you of a husband ? NELL. Think sir ? (aside). Now I'll teaze him. Why, a good husband above all things CROWS. Yes ! yes ! NELL. But good husbands are so scarce. CROWS. You may light on a husband kind good. NELL. I am sure of that. CROWS. What then ? after all, 'tis a match ? You have found the man ? NELL. Yes, sir ; and married him last week. CROWS. Married ! NELL. 'Twas such a thing to be unprotected in this wicked town. CROWS. Last week ! NELL. And being a lily, needing support, I took for a prop CROWS. The furies ! NELL. A handsome young mercer of Bishopsgate. CROWS. Come, you jest, Nelly ; let me beg see me on my knees, asking for (CHARLES and BERKELEY come down). CHAR. Ruffles and neck-bands ! Thou piece of jaun- diced parchment! thou antique edition of the criminal laws! CROWS. Sirrah ! this abuse the law ! 12 NELL GWYNNE. CHAR. You say well, the law ! Doctors' commons, sir ! BERK. A man of your cloth and years ! CHAR. With my own wife too ! NELI " (Wife! CROWS. ) CHAR. I am her injured husband. Can you deny it? CROWS. I know not as for husband; certainly, you look the mercer. CHAR. See I do not furnish you with a neckband. And you, Nelly ! Oh Nelly ! Nelly ! NELL, (aside). Hang the fellow ! his impudence is charming. CHAR. After one week ! What will they say of us in Bishopsgate- without ? with such a leaf of black-letter too? Old, torn and dog's-eared ? BERK. A title page of the statutes with nothing left but the date ? CHAR. A collection of flaws, and each one fatal to a suit in love ! But come, Nelly, let's kiss and be friends we'll go home. NELL. Home! (aside). Well, let me get from my old persecutor, I warrant me, I'll trick my new gallant. As you will, love; I came to Madame Charrett's about the the rose-coloured satin. What is to be the price, dear ? CHAR. Why, when madame deals, cost price. (CROWS- FOOT approaches.) Old gentleman, freeze in one spot ; or by the honour of the mercers' company, I'll send you to prac- tise in the courts below ! CROWS. But, Nelly ! can it be ? CHAR. Doubt, and thou diest. Nelly ! (introducing her) Mistress Ellen Tissue of the the NELL. Golden Lamb ! NELL G WYNNE. 13 CHAR. Bishopsgate- without! Velvets, new from Genoa, lace, from France, and NELL. Ruffles and neckbands at the lowest charge. CHAR. (To CROWSFOOT who follows}. Back, old Parr! " Gregory (to BERKELEY), out with thy blade !" If that Ice- lander CROWS. Icelander ! CHAR. Move a foot, like a good citizen, cry, Domine, dirige nos ! and make thy sword hilts knock against his short ribs. (Exit with NELLY.) CROWS. But it's a lie I know it's a lie ! BERK. What! A lie to a liveryman! (drawing). 'Twould make the dagger leap from the city arms ! CROWS. I am a lawyer and a counsellor ! BERK. Be moderate ; seek not to add to their great profits the trade of sheep-stealer. CROWS. Sheep-stealer ! BERK. Touch not our golden lamb ! As a counsellor, thou mayest in time hope to carry off the woolsack ; but lay no finger on the fleecy hosiery of Bishopsgate-without. Back, back, I say ! (Exit BERKELEY, CROWSFOOT/O//OWZW^. SCENE III. Exterior of Drury-Lane Theatre in 1667- Enter CHARLES. CHAR. Od's fish ! she didn't sink through the earth, or take flight over the house tops; yet, as I'm a Christian king, know I not how or where the baggage went. What an eye she has ! the pair worth the crown jewels. I must put Berkeley on the scent. 14 NELL G WYNNE. (Enter BERKELEY.) That girl did she pass you ? BERK. What! escaped, your majesty ? CHAR. No hawk could be more certain of its swoop than I, when she glided through my hands like quicksilver, and left me to look at where she stood. Berkeley, you must find her. BERK. A few golden words, your majesty, to Madame Charrett, and the game is ours. I left the old counsellor swearing most devoutly for revenge. It seems he would fain marry Nelly in earnest. CHAR. That would be revenge indeed. Be it our pater- nal care to stay such vengeance. To the milliner's, Berkeley. You will find me in the Play-house. Is not this one of the rogues ? BERK. One of your majesty's most impudent servants, Joseph Haynes. (Enter HAYNES.) CHAR. What, Joe ! hast a holiday to day ? HAYNES. Your majesty CHAR. Hush, man ! Let my majesty rest with your modesty. Why art not playing the fool inside ? HAYNKS. Sir, I have become serious, and been turned from the troop. CHAR. Serious, varlet! what, your tailor cries out for payment, and the mistress of the Roebuck points to the score ? HAYNKS. For the tailor, sir, he is nought. Morality forbids me to pay him. CHAR. Aye, how so ? HAYNES. Tailors were brought into the world by sin : ergo, NELL GWYNNE. 15 to pay a tailor, is to respect the origin of tailors. A tailor I never pay. CHAR. A sound, doctrinal reason. What is acted here to-day ? HAYNES. Something of Dryden's, your majesty ; as full of heroics, as its dedication is full of CHAR. Lies. (To BERKELEY.) Poor John ! he soars and natters with equal genius. Such poets are like the snake in the Indian mythology ; they not only fly but creep. Learn directly why this fellow has been discharged, and let me know. Berkeley, be vigilant; I shall wait for you. (Exit. BERK. Call on me to-morrow, and I will hear your story. HAYNES. If it shall please your lordship, now. Tis easily told. BERK. But not heard. To-morrow, or next day or next week. HAYNES. His majesty said directly. BERK. Which, translated from the vulgar, means one's easiest leisure. (Exit.) HAYNES. Even so. Yet 'twill be a rare triumph over manager Hart, to go back under the royal seal ; ticketted from Whitehall. Now to Lord Buckhurst ; yet with poor liopes. Nelly was not to be seen ; had left the house ; fol- lowed, it may be, turnspit Betterton. (Retires.) Enter CROWSFOOT. CROWS. A great thought ! ha, ha ! HAYNES. (Aside.) Here's a lawyer merry alack ! for his clients. CROWS. Let me see ; four or five sturdy fellows, with a cool head to direct 'em ; a trustworthy (HAYNES comes down) What ! Joe Haynes of the King's ? HAYNES. Late of that establishment, Counsellor Crowsfoot. D 16 NELL GWYNNE. CROWS. Late ! HAYNES. Late, sir. I am destitute. If necessity, and not Joe Haynes, pick a pocket, I hope I may find a friend at the sessions ? CROWS. (Aside.) He's the very man. Joe, in all thy pranks, didst ever commit a robbery ? HAYNES. Never. Yet I have quick natural parts, and (bowing) with an example before me, I might flourish. CROWS. I mean, didst thou ever steal a woman ? HAYNES. Steal! bless you, the dear creatures never re- duced me to that extremity. Yet if a valued friend CROWS. Listen. A mad wench, whom I want to send back to her relations friends of mine, in the country is at the play-house here, as a fruit-girl. HAYNES. It isn't Orange Moll ? CROWS. Orange Moll ! pshaw ! HAYNES. To carry her off would take a troop of horse, with extra trumpets to drown her screams. CROWS. That virago ! Will you undertake the job ? HAYNES. Alone? CROWS. No, with four or five stout hands, if you know such ? HAYNES. I do. CROWS. And trusty ? HAYNES. They bear certificates. CROWS. Certificates! HAYNES. Wounds got in the service. They've tasted steel of every kind, from a duke's rapier to a 'prentice's cheese-knife. CROWS. Secure the girl I promise twenty pounds. HAYNES. 'Tis scarce enough. I've known a beating with a poor cudgel fetch five. Indeed, five is the standard price. NELL GWYNNE. 17 Sir Charles Sedley gave it to the gentlemen who licked Ned Kynaston for wearing clothes of the baronet's cut. Five's the market terms. CROWS. And how, as in some cases, if the party's ears are cropped and his nose slit ? HAYNES. Nay, when gentlemen come to extras, 'tis left to their own delicate sense of honour. Well, I'll take your twenty pounds. Now, counsellor, you must confide. What's the girl's name ? CROWS. Ellen; Ellen Gwynne. HAYNES. (Aside.) So so this is Mrs. Snowdrop's lawyer-man ! And you'd send her to her relations? Where may they live ? CROWS. Oh Shropshire! HAYNES. And the town ? Nay, mutual confidence. Shropshire ; but the town ? CROWS. Shrewsbury. I'll be at hand to point her out. HAYNES. Are you sure she goes as a fruit-girl ? CROWS. Certain. I've just had the news from the milliner who finds the dress. When you have secured the wench HAYNES. We'll bring her to the Temple to your chambers. CROWS. Not for the world ! I've a consultation there about a case in the Ecclesiastical Court. Take her to to the Mitre Tavern ; my clerk shall be there with the money. HAYNES. The Mitre Tavern ? CROWS. Yes ; the landlord's my client. Besides, the Shropshire waggon passes the house, and can take the girl up. (Going.) HAYNES. But you'll come to the theatre ? CROWS. I'll be there straight. The Mitre Tavern -I shall expect you. (Exit.) 18 NELL GWYNNE. HAYNES. You shall expect me. Now, to earn twenty pounds cheat a counsellor and serve my Lord Buckhurst. (Exit.} SCENE IV. Interior of Drury-Lane Theatre. The stage forms a space at the back of the Pit. A man discovered lighting the candles. Enter MAJOR MOHUN AND HART. MOH. Upon my life, Hart, something must be done. HART. Well, Mohun, isn't there our new play to-mor- row, " The Conquest of Grenada ?" That must take the town and, Major, we have hit upon a thought for the pro- logue, enough of itself to fill a pit. MOH. I had a thought too. What say you if we could get back Goodman ? HART. What ! after he has turned highwayman ? MOH. That's it : he's quite the fashion. Get him to give the prologue, and advertize that he will appear with the identical pistols with which he robbed the money-broker at Finchley. Depend on't, the pistols would do more than the heroic verse. HART. My plan is to have a fling at the other house. Nokes has lately drawn the town, and with what ? For- sooth, a huge, broad-brimmed hat ! Now, we'll have a hat big as a coach wheel ; and in that hat the prologue shall be spoken. Here it is. MOH. Why not get Joe Haynes to speak it ? HART. Haynes ! That rogue is the disgrace of our calling. (Enter first party of visitors to the Theatre.) NELL GWYNNE. 19 MOH. Well, Charles, take your own way. So ! the folks are dropping in. HART. As neither you nor I act to-day, suppose we stop here, and, like thrifty managers, puff our new play among the audience for to-morrow ? ORANGE MOLL, {without.'} Oranges, sweet ladies ! Oranges, dear gentlemen ! MOH. There's Orange Molly's gentle voice. How they swarm about the beldam's basket ! {Enter ORANGE MOX-L, with orange basket, visitors follow, and continue at intervals to come in, with other Orange Girls.) MOLL. Oranges ! The true Seville by my virtue ! Buy, buy, my golden Spaniards ! Never look, but taste, sweet gentlemen ! Fair maidens, buy, and many husbands to you ! Come, cavaliers, have none of you a Carolus ? Major Mo- hun, a good house to you ! Lovely virgins, make your sweethearts buy, or never say yes for a twelvemonth! Charles Hart, your servant. Will nobody buy my Don Spaniards? Never look as though they were crabs ! All sweet! sweet! sweet! Balls of honey! balls of honey! as I'm an honest woman ! Will nobody buy of Orange Mary ? HART. Mary Ha! ha! MOH. ( To HART.) I've known her plain Moll these five- and-twenty years. MOLL. If you have, Major Mohun, keep it to yourself : don't disgrace me with the acquaintance before company. Buy my oranges ! HART. Why, here comes Betterton. Enter BETTERTON. MOLL. Yes ; Manager Betterton, of the Duke's of the Duke's ! He is a gentleman. , HART. What, Betterton 1 Come to spy or to steal ? D3 20 NELL GWYNNE. MOLL. Steal ! There's little good he could steal here ! No not even if he was to run off with the managers. HART. (To MOLL.) The foul fiend's in your tongue. Will you be still ? MOLL. As still as Charles Hart's conscience when he has done cruel murder. BETTER, Why, when does he murder, Moll ? MOLL. Whenever he goes upon the stage, when does he not ? And doesn't Charles Hart crow about his family ? A descent from Shakspeare ! He may say, descent: from every thing to nothing and a little lower ! MOH. Molly, be silent. MOLL. As silent as little Major Mohun, when the round- heads broke into the playhouse, and Molly smuggled him out in her basket, under the oranges. To be sure that was no great matter ; for who could tell his lily face from one of these ? (Holding up an orange.} See ; between my finger and thumb, here's the little Major ! Foul fiend ! Whoop ! I'll have revenge ! HART. Why, what wilt do Molly ? MOLL. Do! do! I'll (curtseying to BETTERTON) go to the other house. BETTER. Out, you slut ! (Enter CHARLES and BERKELEY they mix with the visitors.) MOLL. Slut ! I was never slut nor spit at Whitehall. No, nor ever basted from the kitchen for embezzling sops in the pan. Slut ! Rogues ! I'll write your lives and give 'em to the pamphlet-sellers ! Buy my oranges ! Buy my little yellow majors ! Slut ! CHAR. (Aside to BERKELEY.) The wench is not here. Art sure the milliner is true ? BERK. My life on't. The girl was to be here with an orange basket. NELL GWYNNE. 21 MOLL. (Coming down to CHARLES.) Buy my oranges buy (aside.} His Christian majesty, for all his plain clothes ! Buy my Spaniards ! Near neighbours of our blessed queen : buy, or you do not love her majesty. CHAR. A plague on this sybil ! (to BERKELEY.) Charles, get her off. (BERKELEY engages MOLL. HART and MOHUN come down.} HART. His majesty ! CHAR. Not a word. It is my pleasure to remain un- known : see I am not intruded on. (To MAJOR.) So, my little Mohun, you have something new to-morrow, is it not so ? MOH. " The Conquest of Grenada," so please your CHAR. We shall attend : aye, and in state. Her majesty may, perhaps, accompany us. MOLL. (Coming down with BERKELEY to CHARLES.) I'll be judged, if you're no cavalier, but a roundhead. I'll take this sweet gentleman for my witness ! What ! grudge six- pence a piece for my Spaniards ? Sixpence for the neigh- bours of her blessed majesty ? NELL GWYNNE sings without. <( Buy oranges." BERK. (To CHARLES.) Madame Charrett is true, 'tis she. Enter NELL GWYNNE, as Orange Girl, with orange basket. She carries a mask. NELL. (Sings.) Oh, my dear baby ! you don't know the wickedness of this town I do. I was shewn into that room, where I must have fallen asleep. But how, my innocent, did you come here ? NELL. I thought I was going home, when I was cheated to this place. MOLL. Cheated ! Well, let's be friends ; though you take half my orange custom at the theatre. NELL. Never fear ; I am no longer your rival. I have obtained all I ventured for ; for to-day I speak a prologue at the theatre ! MOLL. A prologue ! why, hush ! NELL. The counsellor ! Hide, and this time leave him to me. MOLL. But, my dear angel, the gown NELL. Gown and all shall be yours. Quick ! (MOLL retires into room at right hand.) Enter CROWSFOOT with a box fastens door. NELL GWYNNE, 41 GROWS. Here it is, Nelly ! What, (puts box down,) taken off thy mask ? That's well ! NELL. What gown can it be ? CROWS. What gown ? The gown you admired at Ma- dame Charrett's ! NELL. Why, you have never bought it ? CROWS. Bought it to surprise you ; and head-gear to suit. Thou shalt dress like an empress, Nelly. See (taking gown from box,} here's the gown ! (MoLL comes down between NELLY and CROWSFOOT.) CROWS. Here it is, be happy and take it ! MOLL, (twitching it away.) I will ! CROWS. In the devil's name, what witch is this ? MOLL, (taking off her mask.) Witch ! No more a witch than thou'rt conjuror. CROWS. That hag of the pit, Orange Moll ! MOLL. Hag ! Why, thou superannuated pounce-box ! Thou piece of faded red tape ! Thou nothing made some- thing by a wig ! Hag ! pah ! CROWS. I shall go off in a spasm ! How got she here ? MOLL. How ? And don't the blushes burn your wrinkles to ask ? Wasn't I carried off? CROWS. I I Come, Nelly, 'tis nearly the time that the time what's o'clock? (looking doubtfully at NELL and MOLLY.) MOLL, (taking out watch.} Seven minutes to two, by the watch of your dear first wife. CROWS. Watch ! ring ! Robbery ! Jade, I'll hang you ! I'll (violent knocking at door.) STOCK, (without.} Counsellor counsellor ! There'll be murder ! 42 NELL GWYNNE CROWS. Is Beelzebub making holiday ? What next ? (NELL opens door.) (Knocking continued. Enter STOCKFISH.) STOCK. Flee ! flee, or ye are a dead man ! The Shrop- shire waggon is come in ! CROWS. Damn the Shropshire waggon ! What of that ? STOCK. And in it seven stout young men, who clamour and cry for you. NELL. For the counsellor for what? STOCK. For their sister ; whom, as they complain, he hath conveyed away. CROWS. (Aside.') Shropshire ! Can I by accident have stumbled on the truth ? Why, Nelly, where are you from ? NELL. Shropshire, sir ! MOLL. I'm Shropshire too ! CROWS. (To Nell.) And have you any brothers ? NELL. Seven. MOLL. Just my number. STOCK. Savage and cruel they do look ; and they vow wrathfully against thy bones ! NELL. Just like 'em ; my brothers are dragons. MOLL. So are mine ! Brother Tom once killed a butcher ! STOCK. Some of them do carry knotted cudgels as thick as my arm, and some CROWS. Well ? STOCK. A little thicker ! If they do find ye with their sister they will slaughter ye. NELL. (Clinging to CROWSFOOT.) But I'll never leave you. MOLL. (Clinging to him.) No nor I never! CROWS. (Trying to shake them off.) You shall leave me ! I don't want you ! I don't know you ! (Knocking without.) HAYNES. (Without.) We will go up we'll ha' his life ! NELL G WYNNE. 43 STOCK. What a shocking thing 'twill be CROWS. What? STOCK. To have a crowner's inquest in the Mitre ! (Knocking continued voices without.) VOICES. We won't be stopped we'll ha' his life ! CROWS. Put me anywhere ! Do anything with me ! My character ! My bones ! NELL. The only chance, counsellor get into the gown ! (talcing gown from box.} CROWS. What ! turn woman ? NELL. Or be cudgelled for a man. CROWS. Give it to me ! Oh, that I were in the Temple ! (Knocking continued whilst NELL and MOLL hastily dress CROWSFOOT in gown and head-dress.} NELL. There pull this well over your head. MOLL. And be sure to walk pretty and tripping like one of us. NELL. Here they come (STOCKFISH whispers NELL). A trick, indeed ! (Enter J OE HAYNES, and two others disguised as peasants at door.) HAYNES. (Speaking, as he enters.) Giles, Dick and John stay there and watch below ! ALL. Where be he, where be he ? HAYNES. We'll beat 'un like a sheaf o' corn. STOCK. As I'm a man of truth he whom ye seek is not here. ALL. Where be sister ? where be sister, then? HAYNES. ( To NELL and MOLL.) You ben't she nor Why, no (Seizing CROWSFOOT), yes, spite o' all her Lunnun rags, I do know her ! Here she be ! here, brothers, be poor lost Susan ! CROWS. (Aside.) Susan! F3 4i NELL GWYNNE. HAYNES, &c. (Shaking cudgels at CROWSFOOT.) Oh, Susey Susey ! NELL. My good people, this lady is a friend of mine ; she's not your sister. MOLL. My own cousin ! HAYNES. (To CROWSFOOT.) Deny thine own flesh and blood. (They all seize CROWSFOOT.) CROWS. Murder ! NELL. Mercy you'll kill the young woman! Enter CHARLES and BERKELEY. CHAR. Shame, friends ! What, cudgel a woman ? (HAYNES takes off CROWSFOOT'S head-dress.) CHAR. The counsellor ! let me congratulate you, learned sir. CROWS. Congratulate ! CHAR. On your new silk gown. Never did promotion sit so gracefully. CROWS. ( Tearing off gown.) To be gulled robbed to pay for suppers ! CHAR. Four pounds and odd Gregory, return the amount. (BERKELEY puts purse in CROWSFOOT'S hand.) CROWS. If I could persuade her to Nelly Nelly (NELL turns away). Tricked exposed (All laugh) I'll wage war with all womankind I'll confine my practice to suits against 'em, and spend the rest of my days in persecuting the frailties of the whole sex ! Oh, woman ! woman ! (runs off the party retire tip.) (MoLL sits at table, drink- ing.) NELL. Ha ! ha ! poor counsellor. Now, to make my escape CHAR. What, Nelly, art running after the lawyer ? NELL. Indeed, you must not detain me. NELL G WYNNE. 45 CHAR. Why, then, I see it; thou'rt an antiquarian in love, and art fairly taken with the last century. In truth, now, where wouldst go ? NELL. In truth, to the theatre. You'll never guess for what ? I am to speak the prologue. Let me go, I pray ! CHAR. You shall go, and I will be at the theatre too. NELL. Yet I'm so frightened ! CHAR. Never fear; you may see a friend there: be certain, you may ; and, with such assurance, kind-hearted, good-natured, sprightly Nelly, fare ye well. Fortune plays a blind game, or she had taken better care of you. But, courage ! I tell you, I and some friends will be at the house. NELL. What, is't a holiday with the mercers' company? CHAR. Nelly, if thou should' st see me, yet, seeing, miss the mercer, then NELL. Must I die for the loss? What then? CHAR. Then, own with mighty John, that " Princes may retire whene'er they please, " And breathe free air from out their palaces ; " They go sometimes unknown to shun their state, " And then 'tis manners not to know or wait." NELL. What is all this ? CHAR. Four lines from the new play to night: mark them, and learn the wisdom they advise. And so, again, courage, Nelly, courage and success ! (Exeunt CHARLES and BERKELEY.) HAYNES. And now to return our dresses here to the wardrobe, for again I am one of the theatre. NELL. What! you? HAYNES. By royal mandate from the king. Let's haste ; for to day their majesties in full state do honour to Mr. Dry- den's new play. 46 NELL GWYNNE. NELL. Lud a mercy ! "The Conquest of Grenada?" HAYNES. The same. MOLL. (Staggering forward.) Why, bless me child! Thou'rt white as chalk ! NELL. Well I may be. I have to speak the prologue ; and, before the king and queen ! My gracious ! HAYNES. What ! are you the new comer the managers are mad about ? You the heroine of the great hat ? NELL. I ! Manager Hart would make me promise. But I have been so teazed ! I have hardly looked at the words. What shall I do ? HAYNES. Hope, and all will be well. It would be un- charitable too severely to condemn for faults, without taking some thought of the sterling goodness which mingles in and lessens them. NELL. Say you so? Why, then, good friends, come to the theatre, and hear me, if there yet be time, rehearse the prologue. (Exit.) MOLL. Joseph Mr. Haynes you brought me here pray take me back again. (HAYNES leads MOLL off- All exeunt.) SCENE II. A Passage or Lobby of the King's Theatre. Enter HART, in full dress. HART. (Looking at watch.) If the girl, this Nell Gwynne should disappoint us after all ! Enter Major MOHUN. MOHUN. My dear Hart, the girl is come ! Though, in- deed, half dead with fear for the event. HART. We'll have her run through the verse at once. Where's Dryden? NELL GWYNNE. 47 MOHUN. He's behind, admiring the big hat; and, with the prophetic fury of a poet, vows it will extinguish Nokes for ever. In sober truth, 'tis a beaver for Atlas. Enter JOE. HAYNES. HART. Mr. Haynes, you are welcome once again : yet mind, no more bells, Joe. But time hastens ; let us go and encourage the new comer. {Flourish of trumpets without.) MOHUN. Their majesties ! HART. Nay, then, we must even trust to fortune; for there is no time for rehearsal. Away, gentlemen ; away, all to your places ! Come, Mohun, to light the king to his box. (Flourish of trumpets. Exeunt MOHUN with HART and HAYNES. Trumpets and music continued, when) Re-enter HART and MOHUN lighting Charles and the Queen, with Guards, Lords, and Ladies in waiting. Attendants, Sfc. fyc. : they cross the stage. SCENE THE LAST. Interior of King's Theatre. The Royal Box in which are their Majesties, $c. Music, " Britons strike home." The bell is rung, the curtain opens in the middle, and enter NELL " in a broad-brimmed hat and waist belt" NELL. " This jest was first of the other house's making ; " And, five times tried, has never failed of taking : " For, 'twere a shame a poet should be killed " Under the shelter of so broad a shield " This is that hat whose very sight did win ye " To laugh and clap as though the devil were in ye; kt As then for Nokes, so now I hope you'll be " So dull to laugh once more for Jove of me. " I'll write 48 NELL GWYNXE. (Recognizing CHARLES.) What ! he the King ! the words are flown. (Coming forward.) For Dryden's syllables, pray take my own. ( ' Lefs hat fall.) First let me ask that niceness may not halt With eager eyes, to scan out every fault ; And miss, with venal look, those streaks of light, Which fortune only would not have more bright. Of good and ill all character is made ; The good accept the rest cast into shade. Of some we'd shew (if so our hopes might draw,) The moral amber, with nor grub nor straw ; Would take away th' unseemly gnats and flies, And keep the prettiness that glads all eyes : This our design ; if granted, may I ask Your hands and wishes for th' attempted task ? CURTAIN. AN ACT TO AMEND THE LAWS RELATING TO DRAMATIC LITERARY PROPERTY. QlOth June, 1833.] WHEREAS by an Act passed in the Fifty-fourth year of the Reign of his late Majesty King George the Third, intituled An Act to amend the several Acts for the Encouragement of Learning, by securing the Copies and Copyright of printed Books to the Authors of such Books, or their Assigns, it was amongst other things provided and enacted, that from and after the passing of the said Act the Author of any Book or Books composed, and not printed or published, or which should there- after be composed and printed and published, and his Assignee or Assigns, should have the sole Liberty of printing and re-printing such Book or Books for the full Term of Twenty-eight Years, to commence from the Day of first publishing the same, and also, if the Author should be living at the End of that Period, for the Residue of his natural Life : And whereas it is expedient to extend the Pro- visions of the said Act ; be it therefore enacted by the King's most Excellent Majesty, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and Commons, in this present Par- liament assembled, and by the Authority of the same, That from and after the passing of this Act, the Author of any Tragedy, Comedy, Play, Opera, Farce, or any other Dramatic Piece or Entertainment, composed, and not printed and published by the Author thereof or his Assignees, or which hereafter shall be composed, and not printed or published by the Author thereof or his Assignee, or the Assignee of such Author, shall have as his own Property the sole Liberty of representing, or causing to be represented, at any Place or Places of Dramatic Entertainment whatsoever, in any Part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, in the Isles of Man, Jersey, and Guernsey, or in any Part of the British Dominions, any such Production as aforesaid, not printed and published by the Author thereof or his Assignee, and shall be deemed and taken to be the Proprietor thereof; and that the Author of any such Production, printed and published within Ten Years before the passing of this Act by the Author thereof or his Assignee, or which shall hereafter be so printed and published, or the Assignee of such Author, shall, from the Time of passing this Act, or from the Time of such Publi- cation respectively, until the End of Twenty-eight Years from the Day of such first Publication of the same, and also, if the Author or Authors, or the Survivor of the Authors, shall be living at the End of that Period, during the Residue of his natural Life, have as his own Property the sole Liberty of representing, or causing to be re- presented, the same at any such Place of Dramatic Entertainment as aforesaid, and shall be deemed and taken to be the Proprietor there- of: Provided nevertheless, that nothing in this Act contained shall prejudice, alter, or affect the Right or Authority of any Person to represent or cause to be represented, at any Place or Places of Dra- matic Entertainment whatsoever, any such Production as aforesaid, 50 in all Cases in which the Author thereof or his Assignee shall, pre- viously to the passing of this Act, have given his Consent to or authorized such Representation, but that such sole Liberty of the Author or his Assignee shall be subject to such Right or Authority. II. And be it further enacted, That if any Person shall, during the Continuance of such sole Liberty as aforesaid, contrary to the Intent of this Act, or Right of the Author or his Assignee, represent, or cause to be represented, without the Consent in Writing of the Author or other Proprietor first had and obtained, at any Place of Dramatic Entertainment within the Limits aforesaid, any such Pro- duction as aforesaid, or any Part thereof, every such Offender shall be liable for each and every such representation to the Payment of an Amount not less than Forty Shillings, or to the full Amount of the Benefit or Advantage arising from such Representation, or the Injury or Loss sustained by the Plaintiff therefrom, whichever shall be the greater Damages, to the Author or other Proprietor of such Production so represented contrary to the true Intent and Meaning of this Act, to be recovered, together with Double Costs of Suit, by such Author or other Proprietors, in any Court having Jurisdiction in such Cases in that Part of the said United Kingdom or of the British Dominions in which the Offence shall be committed ; and in every such Proceeding where the sole Liberty of such Author or his Assignee as aforesaid shall be subject to such Right or Authority as aforesaid, it shall be sufficient for the Plaintiff to state that he "has such sole Liberty, without stating the same to be subject to such Right or Authority, or otherwise mentioning the same. III. Provided nevertheless, and be it further enacted, That all Actions or Proceedings for any Offence or Injury that shall be com- mitted against this Act shall be brought, sued, and commenced within Twelve Calendar Months next after such Offence committed, or else the same shall be void and of no effect. IV. And be it further enacted, That whenever Authors, Persons, Offenders, or others are spoken of in this Act in the Singular Number or in the Masculine Gender, the same shall extend to any Number of Persons and to either Sex. BAYI.IS AND I.EIGHTON, JOHNSON'S-COURT, FLEET-STREET. U.C.BERKELEY LIBRARIES