i T — ^ 'Locker (Frederick) Lyra Elegan- v. tiarum. A Collection of some of the Best Specimens of .Vers de Societe aad Vers ^'Occasion in the Enghsh Language, 12mo, WHOLE BOUND, orange Levant morocco extra, gilt top, uncut, £3 3s — E. Moxon, 1867 [283 The first edition — very scarce. LYRA ELEGANTIARUM. LYRA ELEGANTIARUM A COLLECTION OF SOME OF THE BEST SPECIMENS 01-- VERS DE SOCIETE AND VERS D'OCCASrON IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BY DECEASED AUTHORS. Edited by FREDERICK LOCKER. '" J'ay seulement falct icy un amas de fleurs, n'y ayant foiirny du mien que le filet a. les lier." — Michel de Montaigne. LONDON : EDWARD MOXON & CO., DOVER STREET. 1867. LoxDON : iSKADrURY, KVANS, AND CO., rRIXTERS, WUITEFRIARS. 5 U LIBRARY UNIVERSITY or CALIFORiN SAiM A BARBARA t.i:\ i^P "These pieces commonly go under the title of poetical amusements ; but these amusements have sometimes gained as much reputation to their authors, as works of a more serious nature. "It is surprising how much the mind is entertained and enlivened by these little poetical compositions, as they turn upon subjects of gallantly, satire, tenderness, politeness, and everything, in short, that concerns life, and the affairs of the world." Pliny to Tuscus. DEDICATION. TO THE VERY REVEREND THE DEAN OF ST. PAUL'S. De.vr Mr. Dean, You have given me great pleasure in allowing me to dedicate this little Avork to yourself. I hesitated to ask the favour, because the book might seem to be of too trifling a character, to be connected with so venerable a name ; but then I remembered your imiversal appreciation of every Ijranch of our literature, and also the kindly interest which you took in the scheme when I first mentioned it to j^ou. I trust tliat the principle of my selection will meet your approval. I feel sure you will make allowance for many shortcomings, and will charitably believe that the Editor tried to do his best. I am, Dear Mr. Dean, Yours very faithfully, FREDERICK LOCKER. PREFACE. So many collections of favourite poetical pieces have appeared of late years, appealing to nearly every variety of taste, that some apology may seem due to the public for adding another volume to the number already in existence. But although there have been sentimental, humo- rous, lyrical, descriptive, and devotional collections, there is another kind of poetry which was more in vogue in the reign of Queen Anne, and indeed in Ante-Reform-Bill times, than it is at the present day ; a species of poetry which, in its more restricted form, bears somewhat the same relation to the poetiy of lofty imagination and deep feeling, that the Dresden China Shepherds and Shepherdesses of the last cen- tury do to the sculpture of Donatello and Michael Angclo ; namely, smoothly written vers dc socicfc, where a boudoir decorum is, or ought always to be, preserved ; where sentiment never surges into passion, and where humour never overflows into boisterous merriment. The Editor is not aware that a collection of this peculiar species of exquisitely rounded and X Pir/tiic. polished verse, wliicli, for want of a better title, he has called I.yra l-'.h'i:;ixntiantjii, has ever yet been offered to the public. Hitherto this kind of poetry has remained difficult of access to the majority of ordinary readers, because its most finished specimens have often lain scattered among masses of verse, more arnbitious in aim, but frequently far less worthy of preservation. It seems only reasonable, then, that those people who delight in this lighter kind of verse should be enabled to study their favourite pieces in a single volume. In commencing his task the Editors first endeavour was to frame a correct definition of vers dc socictc a.nA I'ers d^Hxasioit, with sufficient clearness to guide him in making his selection, and he has been desirous of giving them their broadest signification. His second endeavour was to choose those pieces which most completely reached this ideal standard. But it will be easily vmderstood that no exact line of demarcation can in all cases be maintained, and that such verse frequently approximates closely to other kindred species of poetry, such as the song, the parody, the epigram, and even the riddle. Lest any reader who may not be familiar with this description of poetiy should be misled by the adoption of the French title, which the absence of any precise English equivalent renders necessary, it may be as ■well to observe, that vers de socicte need by no means be confined to topics of artificial life. Subjects of' the most exalted, and of the most trivial character, may Preface. xi be treated with equal success, provided tlie manner of their treatment is in accordance with the following characteristics, which the Editor ventures to submit as expressive of his own ideas on this subject. In his judgment genuine ^'ers de societe and vers d'occasion should be short, elegant, refined, and fanciful, not seldom distinguished by chastened sentiment, and often playful. The tone should not be pitched high ; it should be idiomatic, and rather in the conversational key ; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be marked by tasteful moderation, high finish, and completeness : for, however trivial the sub- ject-matter may be, indeed rather in proportion to its triviality, subordination to the rules of composition and perfection of execution should be strictly enforced. The definition may be further illustrated by a itw examples of pieces which, from the absence of some of the foregoing qualities, or from the excess of others, cannot be properly classed as vers de soci'e/e, though they may bear a certain generic resemblance to that species of poetiy. The ballad of "John Gilpin," for instance, is too broadly and simply humorous ; Swift's " Lines on the Death of Marlborough," and Byron's " Windsor Poetics," are too savage and trucu- lent ; Cowper's "My Mary" is far too pathetic! Herrick's lyrics to " Blossoms" and "Daffodils" are too elevated ; " Sally in our Alley " is too homely, and too entirely simple and natural; while the "Rape of the Lock," whicli would otherwise be one of the finest xii rrefiuc. specimens of vers dc sociitc in any language, must be excluded on account of its length, which renders it much too important. Every piece which has been selected for this volume cannot be expected to exhibit all the charac- teristics above enumerated, but the two qualities of brevity and buoyancy are absolutely essential. The poem may be tinctured with a well-bred philosophy, it may be gay and gallant, it may be playfully malici- ous or tenderly ironical, it may display lively banter, and it may be satirically facetious ; it may even, con- sidering it merely as a work of art, be pagan in its philosophy, or trifling in its tone, but it must never he ponderous or common-place. Having thus fixed upon a definition, the Editor pro- ceeded to put it to a practical use, by submitting it as a touchstone to the various pieces which came under his notice. In the first place it is scarcely necessary to say that all poetr)' of a strictly religious character, on account of the singleness and earnestness of its tone, is inadmissible in a collection where jest and earnest are inextricably intermingled. All pieces of quasi fashionable jingle have been excluded, because they are usually pretentious and vulgar. .Some of our best writers of versde societe are not merely tinged with coarseness, they seem to revel in it, and often show much raciness in their revelry, but they are hardly ever vulgar. Vulgarity appears to be a rock on which so many would-be writers of this species of verse have suffered, and will continue to suffer, shipwreck. Preface. xiii Fables, prologues, rhymed anecdotes, and pieces of purely ephemeral interest, such as satirical or political squibs, have been generally avoided, as well as those specimens which expand into real song or crystallise into mere epigram, though in these cases, as already observed, the border line is often extremely difficult of definition. Riddles, paradoxes, and punning coup- lets are for the most part omitted ; not, as some readers may suppose, because they are contemptible, for nothing is contemptible that is really good of its kind; but because they do not, strictly speaking, come within the scope of this work. The few which are inserted possess a breadth of feeling, or a delicacy of treatment, which elevate them beyond the range of mere epigram, riddle, and parody. Some epitaphs have been admitted, their epigram- matic character rendering them more elegant and ingenious than solemn or affecting; and a few pieces of gracefully turned nonsense will be found towards the end of the volume, of which " The Broken Dish " may be cited as a fair specimen. Mr. Hood was very happy in this kind of composition, where a conceit is built up on some pointed absurdity. The chief merit of vers de societe is, that it should seem to be entirely spontaneous : when the reader says to himself, " I could have written that, and easily too," he pays the poet the highest possible compliment. At the same time it is right to observe, that this absence of effort, as recognised in most works of real excellence, is only apparent ; the writing of vers de societe is a \iv JW/ii,\: clitliciilt accmnplishmcnl, and no one lias fully succeeded in it without possessing a certain •g\i\. of irojiy, which is not only a mucli rarer quality than humour, or even wit, but is altogether less commonly met with than is sometimes imagined. At the same lime this descrip- tion of poetry seems so easy to write that a long cata- logue of authors, both famous and obscure, have attempted it, but in the great majority of cases with very inditierent success. This frequent hability to failure will excite less surprise if it be borne in mind that the possession of the true poetic faculty is not suflicicnt of itself to guarantee capacity for this inferior branch of the art of versification. The writer of I'crs dc socictc, in order to be genuinely successful, must not only be more or less of a poet, but he must also be a man of the world, in the most liberal sense of the expression; he must have mixed throughout his life with the most refined and cultivated members of his species, not merely as an idle bystander, but as a busy actor in the throng. A professed poet, however exalted his faculty, will seldom write the best 7'crs dc socictc, just because writing is the business of his life; for it appears to be an essential characteristic of these brilliant trifles, that ihcy should be thrown off in the leisure moments of men whose lives are devoted to graver pursuits. Swift was an ardent politician ; Prior a zealous ambassador; Suckling, Pracd, and Landor were essentially men of action ; even Cowper w^as no recluse, but a man of the world, forced by mental suffering into a state of modified seclusion. Indeed, it Preface. xv may be affirmed of most of the authors quoted in this volume — and it is curious to see what a large propor- tion of them are men of a certain social position — that they submitted their intellects to the monotonous grind- stone of worldly business, and that their poetical com- positions were like the sparks which fly off and prove the generous quality of the metal thus applied ; and it must be remembered, to pursue the simile, that but for the dull grindstone, however finely tempered the metal might be, there would be no sparks at all : in other words, the writer of vers de socictc needs per- petual contact with the world. The Editor trusts that he has gathered together nearly all the vers de societe of real merit in the Eng- lish language, at the same time he almost hopes that the cultivated reader will find hardly anything alto- gether unknown to him. The Editor is of opinion that verse of real excellence and buoyancy is seldom long lost sight of; in other words, that an unknown piece of vers de societe probably does not deserve to become better known. The contents of the volume have been selected and winnowed from an enormous mass of inferior verse of the same kind, the great bulk of which did not appear of sufficient merit to deserve insertion. Many pieces, however, have been pondered over, and at last discarded with regret. Several indeed have been found, whose rejection was especially tantalising, because, though otherwise perfect specimens, tlicir aim and execution v/as just above the range of xvi PrcfiU-c. vers dc socictc. Thus, ''The Milkmaid's Song,'' commencing " Come live with me, and be my love," appears to be too liighly poetical for admission into this collection, while the less beautiful, but almost as charming, " Reply," has been admitted, because it is depressed to the requisite level by the tinge of worldly satire which runs through it. Something of the same kind may be said of Waller's " Lines to a Rose," and his " Lines to a Girdle," and on this account only the last will be found here. Isaac D'Isracli, in his Miscellanies, has some in- teresting remarks on -oers de socictc. " The passions of the poet," he says, "may form the subjects of his verse. It is in his writings he delineates himself; he reflects his tastes, his desires, his humours, his amours, and even his defects. In other poems the poet dis- appears under the feigned character he assumes : here alone he speaks, here he acts. He makes a confidant of the reader, interests him in his hopes, and his sorrows. We admire the poet, and conclude with esteeming the man. In these effusions the lover may not unsuccessfully urge his complaints. They may form a compliment for a patron or a congratulation for an artist, a vow of friendship or a hymn of grati- tude ... It must not be supposed that because these productions are concise they have, therefore, the more facility ; we must not consider the genius of a poet diminutive because his pieces are so, nor must we call Preface. xvii them, as a fine sonnet has been called, a difficult tiifle. A circle may be very small, yet it may be as mathe- matically beautiful and perfect as a larger one. To such compositions we may apply the observation of an ancient critic, that though a little thing gives perfec- tion, yet perfection is not a little thing. " The poet to succeed in these hazardous pieces must be alike polished by an intercourse with the world, as with the studies of taste, to whom labour is negligence, refinement a science, and art a nature. Genius will not always be sufficient to impart that grace of ame- nity which seems peculiar to those who are accustomed to elegant society. . . . These productions are more the effusions of taste than genius, and it is not suffi- cient that the poet is inspired by the Muse, he must also suffer his concise page to be polished by the hand of the Graces." A reviewer in The Times newspaper has made the following note-worthy remarks on the subject of vers de societe, more especially of a certain kind : " It is the poetry of men who belong to society, who have a keen sympathy with the lightsome tone and airy jesting of fashion ; who are not disturbed by the flippances of small talk, but, on the contrary, can see the graceful- ness of which it is capable, and who, nevertheless, amid all this froth of society, feel that there are depths in our nature, which even in the gaiety of drawing- rooms cannot be forgotten. Theirs is the poetry of bitter-sweet, of sentiment that breaks into humour, and of solemn thought, which, lest it should be too xviii Preface. solemn, plunges into laughter : it is in an especial sense the verse of society. When society ceases to be simple it becomes sceptical. Nor are we utterly to condemn this sceptical temper as a sign of corruption. It is assumed in self-defence, and becomes a necessity of rapid conversation. When society becomes refined, it begins to dread the exhibition of strong feeling, no matter whether real or simulated. If real, it disturbs the level of conversation and of manners — if simulated, so much the worse. In such an atmosphere, emotion takes refuge in jest, and passion hides itself in sceptic- ism of passion : we arenot going to wear our hearts upon our sleeves, rather than that we shall pretend to have no heart at all; and if, perchance, a bit of it should peep out, we shall hide it again as quickly as possible, and laugh at the exposure as a good joke. ... In the poets who represent this social mood there is a deli- cious piquancy, and the way they play at bo-peep with their feelings makes them a class by themselves." Suckling and Hcrrick, Swift and Prior, Cowper, Landor, and Thomas Moore, and Praed and Thack- eray, may be considered the representative men in this branch of literature. Unfortunately, the copyright of Mr. Thackeray's poems has become the property of his publishers, and they have declined to allow any extracts from his works to be printed here ; but the Editor has given a list in the Table of Contents of those pieces of vers de society by which he thinks Mr. Thackeray will hereafter be honourably remembered. Preface. xix Thanks are due to the other proprietors of the re- spective copyright pieces, for their courtesy and libe- rahty in allowing their insertion. This collection has been arranged more or less chronologically, but, to give it variety, the works of contemporary writers have been mixed, and where two authors have written on the same subject, though at different epochs, it has been thought interesting to bring them side by side. For this reason the epitaphs^ epigrams, political squibs, and convivial pieces, &c., have been kept together, and occur at intervals throughout the volume. The collection has been restricted to the writings of deceased authors, and as this kind of metrical compo- sition is little cultivated at the present day, the Editor hopes that his book will not much suffer in conse- quence, although at the same time he regrets that the rule which he has laid down prevents his giving speci- mens from the writings of Messrs. Browning and Tennyson, of Lord Houghton, of Messrs. C. S. Cal- verly, George Cayley, Mortimer Collins, and Planche, and of Dr. O. W. Holmes, the American poet, and perhaps the best living writer of this species of verse ; and of some others who have written anonymously. Much difficulty has been encountered in fixing the correct reading of several of the poems, which varies in different collections; and wherever the Editor has felt a doubt about the authorship of a poem, he has preferred leaving the question open. XX Pit'facc, He has taken great care to make the selection as complete as possible, still he trusts to the indulgence of his readers for any omissions or errors which it may exhibit. FREDERICK LOCKER. LYRA ELEGANTIARUM. rO MISTRESS MARGARET HUSSEY. Merry Margaret, As Midsummer flower, Gentle as falcon. Or hawk of the tower ; With solace and gladness, Much mirth and no madness, All good and no badness ; So joyously, So maidenly, So womanly, Her demeaning, In ever)'thing. Far, far passing, That I can indite. Or suffice to write Of merry Margaret, As Midsummer flower, Gentle as falcon Or hawk of the tower ; As patient and as still, And as full of good will, As fair Isiphil, Coliander, Sweet Pomander, Good Cassander; Steadfast of thought. Well made, well wrought. Far may be sought, Lyra Eleganttaruin. Ere you can find So courteous, so kind, As merry Margaret This Midsummer flower. Gentle as falcon, Or hawk of the tower. yoh?i Skellon, THE ONE HE WOULD LOVE. A FACE that should content me wondrous well Should not be fat, but lovely to behold ; Of lively look, all grief for to repel With right good grace, so would I that it should Speak without words, such words as none can tell ; Her tress also should be of crisped gold. With wit, and these, perchance, I might be tried, And knit again with knot that should not slide. Sir Thomas Wyat. THE SERENADE. " Who is it that this dark night Underneath my window plaineth ? " It is one. who from thy sight Being (ah !) exiled, disdaineth Every other vulgar light. " Wliy, alas ! and are you he? Are not yet these fancies changed ? ' Dear, when you find change in me. Though from me you be estranged, Let my change to ruin be. " What if you new beauties see? Will not they stir new affection?"— I will think they pictures be (Image-like of saint perfection) Poorly counterfeiting thee. Lyra Elegantiarum. ' ' Peace ! I think that some give ear, Come, no more, lest I get anger." — Bliss ! I will my bliss forbear. Fearing, sweet, you to endanger; But my soul shall harbour there. ' ' Well, begone : begone, I say, Lest that Argus' eyes perceive you." — O ! unjust is Fortune's sway, Which can make me thus to leave you, And from louts to run away ! Sir PJiilip Sydney. Love is a sickness full of woes. All remedies refusing; A plant that most with cutting grows. Most barren with best using. Why so ? More we enjoy it, more it dies. If not enjoy'd, it sighing cries Heigh-ho ! Love is a torment of the mind, A tempest everlasting ; And Jove hath made it of a kind Not well, nor full, nor fasting. Why so ? More we enjoy it, more it dies ; If not enjov'd, it sighing cries Heigh-ho ! Samuel Daniel. V. A DITTY. My true love hath my heart, and I have liis, By just exchange one to the other given : I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss. There never was a better bargain driven : My true love hath ray heart, and 1 have liis. B 2 Lyra EUgantiartim. J lis heart in me keeps liiin and me in one, ^^y lieart in him his tlioughts and senses guides : lie loves my heart, for once it was his own, I cherish his because in me it bides : My true love halh my heait, and I have his. Sir Philip Sydney, My flocks feed not, my ewes breed not. My rams speed not, all is amiss : Love is dying, Faith's defying. Heart's denying, causer of this. All my merry jigs are quite forgot. All my lady's love is lost, God wot : Where her faith was firmly fix'd in love, There a nay is placed without remove. One silly cross wrought all my loss ; O frowning Fortune, cursed, fickle dame ! For now I see inconstancy More in women than in men remain. In black mourn I, all fears scorn I, Love hath forlorn me, living in thrall : Heart is bleeding, all help needing, (O cruel speeding !) fraughttd with gall. My shepherd's pipe can sound no deal, My wether's bell rings doleful knell ; My curtail dog, that wont to have play'd. Plays not at all, but seems afraid ; With sighs so deep procures to weep. In howling wise, to see my doleful plight How sighs resound through heartless ground. Like a thousand vanquish'd men in bloody fight ! Clear wells spring not, sweet birds sing not. Green plants bring not forth ; they die ; Herds stand weeping, flocks all sleeping. Nymphs back peeping fearfully : All our pleasure known to us poor swains, All our merry meetings on the plains, All our evening sport from us is fled. All our Love is lost, for Love is dead. Lyra Elegan/iarum. Farewell, sweet lass, thy like ne'er was For a sweet content, the cause of all my moan : Poor Coridon must live alone ; Other help for him I see that there is none. William Shakspere.. VII. A RENUNCIATION. If women could be fair, and yet not fond. Or that their love were firm, not fickle still, I would not marvel that they make men bond By service long to purchase their good will ; But when I see how frail those creatures are, I muse that men forget themselves so far. To mark the choice they make, and how they change. How oft from Phoebus they do flee to Pan ! Unsettled still, like haggards wild they range, These gentle birds that fly from man to man ! Who would not scorn and shake them from the fist, And let them fly, fair fools, which way they list ? Yet for disport we fawn and flatter both. To pass the time when nothing else can please. And train them to our lure, with subtle oath. Till, weary of their wiles, ourselves we ease ; And then we say when we their fancy try, To play with fools, O what a fool was I I Edward Vere, Earl of Oxford. VIII. HAPPY AS A SHEPHERD. Ah ! what is love ! It is a pretty thing. As sweet unto a shepherd as a king. And sweeter, too ; For kings have cares that wait upon a crown, And cares can make the sweetest loves to frown : Ah then, ah then. If country loves such sweet desires do gain. What lady would not love a shepherd swain ? Lyra EUgandarutn. His flocks arc folded ; he comes liomc at nij^hl As merry as a kiny; in his iklight, And merrier, too; For kings bethink them what the State require. Where sheplierds careless carol l)y the fire ; Ah then, &c. He kisseth first, then sits as blithe to eat Mis cream and curd, as doth the king his meat, And blither too; For kings have often tremours when they sup, Where shepherds dread no poison in their cup : Ah then, &c. Upon his couch of straw he sleeps as soimd As doth the king upon his bed of down. More sounder, too ; For cares cause kings full oft their sleep to spill, Where weaiy shepherds lie and snort their fill : Ah then, &c. Thus with his wife he spends the year as blithe As doth the king at every tide or syth. And blither, too ; For kings have wars and broils to take in hand. Where shepherds laugh, and love upon the land Ah then, &c. Robert Greene. IX. PHILLIDA AND CORYDON. In the merry month of May, In a morn by break of day. With a troop of damsels playing Forth I rode, forsooth, a-maying, When anon by a woodside. Where as May was in his pride, I espied, all alone, Phillida and Corydon. Much ado there was, God wot ! He would love, and she would not : Lyra Elegant iarum. She said, never man was trae : He says, none was false to you. He said, he had loved her long : She says, Love should have no wrong. Corydon would kiss her then, She says, maids must kiss no men, Till they do for good and all. Then she made the shepherd call All the heavens to witness, truth Never loved a truer youth. Thus, with many a pretty oath, Yea, and nay, and faith and troth ! — Such as silly shepherds use When they will not love abuse ; Love, which had been long deluded, Was with kisses sweet concluded : And Phillida, with garlands gay, Was made the lady of the May. N^icholas Breton. Send back my long-stray'd eyes to me, Which, O ! too long have dwelt on thee : But if from you they 've learnt such ill, To sweetly smile, And then begiiile, Keep the deceivers, keep them still. Send home my harmless heart again. Which no unworthy thought could stain ; But if it has been taught by thine To forfeit both Its word and oath. Keep it, for then 'tis none of mine. Yet send me back my heart and eyes, For I '11 know all thy falsities ; That I one day may laugh, when thou Shalt grieve and mourn — Of one the scorn, ' Who proves as false as thou art now. yohn Donne. Lyra EUgctutianim. WOMAIfS INCONSTANCY. I LOVED thee once, I'll love no more, Thine be the grief as is the blame ; Thou art not what thou wast before, What reason I should be tlie same ? He that can love unloved again, Hath better store of love than brain : God send me love my debts to pay, While unthrifts fool their love away ! Nothing could have my love o'erthrown, If thou hadst still continued mine ; Yea, if thou hadst remain'd thy own, I might perchance have yet been thine. But thou thy freedom didst recall, That if thou might elsewhere inthrall And then how could I but disdain A captive's captive to remain ? When new desires had conquer'd thee, And changed the object of thy will, It had been lethargy in me. Not constancy to love thee still. Yea, it had been a sin to go And prostitute affection so, Since we are taught no prayers to say To such as must to others pray. Yet do thou glory in thy choice, — Thy choice of his good fortune boast ; I '11 neither grieve nor yet rejoice To see him gain what I have lost ; The height of my disdain shall be To laugh at him, to blush for thee; To love thee still, but go no more A-begging to a beggar's door. Sir Robert Ay ton. Lyra Elegantiarum. A VALENTINE. When slumber first unclouds my brain, And thought is free, And sense refresh'd renews her reign, — I think of thee. When next in prayer to God above I bend my knee, Then when I pray for those I love, — I pray for thee. And when the duties of the day Demand of me To rise and journey on life's way, — I work for thee. Or if, perchance, I sing some lay, Whate'er it be ; All that the idle verses say, — They say of thee. If of an eye whose liquid light Gleams like the sea, They sing, or tresses brown and bright, — They sing of thee. And if a weary mood, or sad. Possesses me, One thought can all times make me glad,- The thought of thee. And when once more upon my bed, Full wearily. In sweet repose I lay my head, — I dream of thee. In short, one only wish I have, To live for thee ; Or gladly if one pang 'twould save, — I 'd die for thee. Unknown. Lyra Elcgantiarum. Si.NXE first I saw your face I resolved To honour and renown you; If now I be disdain'd, I wish My heart had never known you. What ? I that loved, and you that liked— Shall we begin to wrangle ? — No, no, no, my heart is fast, And cannot disentangle ! If I admire or praise you too much, That fault you may forgive me ; Or if my hands had stray 'd to touch, Then justly might you leave me. I ask'd you leave, you bade me love, Is't now a time to chide me? No, no, no, I'll love you still, What fortune e'er betide me. The sun, whose beams most glorious are, Rejecteth no beholder; And thy sweet beauty, past compare. Made my poor eyes the bolder. Where beauty moves, and wit delights. And signs of kindness bind me, There, oh ! there, where'er I go, I leave my heart behind me. Unkiirnvn. As at noon Dulcina rested In her sweet and shady bower. Came a shepherd, and requested In her lap to sleep an hour. But from her look A wound he took So deep, that for a further boon The nymph he prays, Whereto she says, " Forego me now, come to me soon." Lyra Elegantiariun. But in vain she did conjure him To depart her presence so ; Having a thousand tongues to aUure him, And but one to bid him go : Where lips invite, And eyes delight. And cheeks, as fresh as rose in June, Persuade delay ; What boots she say, " Forego me now, come to me soon." Unkncnvn. O MISTRESS mine, where are you roaming ? O stay and hear ! your true love's coming, That can sing both high and low ; Trip no further, pretty sweeting. Journeys end in lovers' meeting — Every wise man's son doth know. W^hat is love ? 'tis not hereafter ; Present mirth hath present laughter ; What 's to come is still unsure ; In delay there lies no plenty,— Then come kiss me, Sweet-and-twenty, Youth 's a stuff will not endure. William Shakspere. I DO confess thou'rt smooth and fair. And I might have gone near to love thee ; Had I not found the slightest prayer That lips could speak had power to move thee ; But I can let thee now alone, As worthy to be loved by none. I do confess thou 'rt sweet, yet find Thee such an unthrift of thy sweets, Thy favours are but like the wind. That kisses everything it meets : And since thou canst with more than one, Thou 'rt worthy to be kiss'd by none. Lyra Elegantiayum. The morning rose, that untouch'd stands, Ami'd with her briars, how sweet her smell ! But pluck'd, and strain'd tlirous^li ruder hands, Her sweets no longer with her dwell; But scent and beauty both are gone, And leaves fall from her, one by one. Such fate, ere long, will thee betide. When thou hast handled been awhile, Like sere flowers to be thrown aside ; And I will sigh, while some will smile. To see thy love for more than one Hath brought thee to be loved by none. Sir Robert Ayton. XVII. A STOLEN KISS. Now gentle sleep hath closed up those eyes Which, waking, kept my boldest thoughts in awe ; And free access unto that sweet lip lies. From whence I long the rosy breath to draw. Methinks no wrong it were, if I should steal From those two melting rubies one poor kiss ; None sees the theft that would the theft reveal, Nor rob I her of aught that she can miss ; Nay, should I twenty kisses take away. There would be little sign I would do so; Why then should I this robbery delay ? O, she may wake, and therewith angry grow ! Well, if she do, I '11 back restore that one. And twenty hundred thousand more for loan. George Wither. XVIII. TO CELIA. Urink to me only with thine eyes. And I will pledge with mine ; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I '11 not look for wine. The thirst that from the soul doth rise Doth ask a drink divine ; But might I of Jove's nectar sup, I would not chanjje for thine. Lyra Elegantiariim. 13 I sent thee late a rosy wreath, Not so much honouring thee As giving it a hope that there It could not wither'd be : But thou thereon didst only breathe And sent'st it back to me ; Since when it grows, and smells, I swear. Not of itself, but thee ! Ben yonson. A MADRIGAL. Amaryllis I did woo. And I courted Phillis too ; Daphne for her love I chose, Chloris, for that damask rose In her cheek, I held so dear, Yea, a thousand liked well near ; And, in love with all together. Feared the enjoying either : 'Cause to be of one possess'd, Barr'd the hope of all the rest. George lVithe>: CILARIS. Her Triumph. See the chariot at hand here of Love, Wherein my lady rideth ! Each that draws is a swan or a dove, And well the car Love guideth. As she goes all hearts do duty Unto her beauty ; And enamour'd, do wish, as they might But enjoy such a sight, That they still were to run by her side. Through swords, through seas, whither she would ride. 14 I.yra Ekgautiarum. 1)0 but look on her eyes, tlicy do light All tli.it Love's world compriseth ! Do hut look on her, she is bright As l,ove's star when it riseth ! Do but mark, her forehead 's smoother Than wonls that soothe her! And from her arcli'd brows, such a grace Sheds itself through her f;\ee, As alone there triumplis to the life All the gain, all the good of the elements' strife. Have you seen but a bright lily giow, Before rude hands have touch'd it ? Have you mark'd l)ut the fall o' the snow Before the soil hath smutch'd it ? Have you felt the v/ool of the beaver ? Or swan's down ever ? Or have smcll'd o' the bud of the briar ? Or the 'nard in the fire? Or have tasted the bag of the bee ? O so white ! O so soft ! O so sweet is she ! Bc7i Jonson. A FRAGMEN'i. Hf, that loves a rosy cheek. Or a coral lip admires. Or from star-like eyes doth seek Fuel to maintain his fires ; As old Time makes these decay. So his flames must waste away. But a smooth and steadfast mind. Gentle thoughts, and calm desires, — Hearts with equal love combined. Kindle never-dying fires ; Where these are not, I despise Lovely cheeks, or lips, or eyes. Thomas Cai\at<. Lyra Elegantiarum. 15 A LOVER of late was I, For Cupid would have it so ; (The boy that had never an eye — As every man doth know.) I sigh'd, and sobb'd, and cried, "alas," For her that laugh'd and call'd me ass. Then knew not I what to do, When I saw it was in vain A lady so coy to woo. Who gave me the ass so plain ; Yet would I her ass freely be. So she would help, and bear with me. An' I were as fair as she, Or she were as kind as me, What pair could have made, as we So pretty a sjanpathy : I was as kind as she was fair ; But for all this we could not pair. Pair with her that will for me ! — With her I will never pair That cunningly can be coy, For being a little fair — The ass I'll leave to her disdain ; And now I am myself again. Unkn\\\c ; For I '11 believe I have her heart, As much as she has mine. Sir John Suckling TO LUCASTA, ON GOING TO THE WARS. Tei.l me not, Sweet, I am unkind, That from the nunneiy Of your chaste breast and quiet mind, To war and arms I fly. Tnie, a new mistress now I chase, Tlie first foe in the field ; And with a stronger faith embrace A sword, a horse, a shield. Yet this inconstancy is such As you too shall adore ; I could not love thee. Dear, so much. Loved I not Honour more ! Richard Lovelace. A BALLAD UPON A WEDDING. I TELL thee, Dick, where I have been. Where I the rarest things have seen ; O things without compare ! Such sights again cannot be found In any place on English ground, Be it at wake, or fair. At Charing Cross, hard by the way Where we (thou knowst) do sell our hay, Lyra Elegantiariim. 31 There is a house with stairs ; And there did I see coming down Such folks as are not in our town, Forty at least, in pairs. Amongst the rest, one pest'lent fine, (His beard no bigger, tho', than mine) Walk'd on before the rest ; Our landlord looks like nothing to him : The king, God bless him ! 'twould undo him, Should he go still so drest. But wot you what ? The youth was going To make an end of all his wooing ; The parson for him staid : Yet by his leave, for all his haste, He did not so much wish all past. Perchance, as did the maid. The maid, and thereby hangs a tale. For such a maid no Whitsun-ale Could ever yet produce : No grape that 's kindly ripe, could be So round, so soft, so plump as she, Nor half so full of juice. Her finger was so small, the ring Would not stay on which they did bring ; It was too wide a peck : And to say truth (for out it must) It look'd like the great collar (just) About our young colt's neck. Her feet beneath her petticoat. Like little mice, stole in and out. As if they fear'd the light : But O ! she dances such a way ! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight. Her cheeks so rare a white was on. No daisy makes comparison ; Who sees them is undone ; For streaks of red were mingled there. Such as are on a Cath'rine pear, The side that 's next the sun. 32 I.ytit FJi\i^(jnfi(inifn. Ilcr Ii|is were red ; ami one was tliiii, Coinpar'd to that was next her chin, Some l)ee liad stung it newly; Hut, Dick, her eyes so ),aiard her face, I durst no more u]ion them gaze, Than on the sun in July. 1 Ter mouth so small, when she does speak, ThouM'st swear her teeth her words did break. That they might passage get ; But she so handled still the matter. They came as good as oui-s, or better, And are not spent a whit. Passion o' me ! how I nni on ! There 's that that would be thought upt)n I trow, besides the bride : The business of the kitchen's great, For it is fit that men should eat ; Nor was it there denied. Just in the nick the cook knock'd thrice, And all the waiters in a trice His summons did obey ; Each ser\-ing-man, with dish in hand, March'd boldly up, like our train'd-band, Presented, and away. When all the meat was on the table. What man of knife, or teeth, was able To stay to be intreated ? And this the very reason was. Before the parson could say grace, The company were seated. Now hats fly off, and youth carouse ; Healths first go round, and then the house, The bride's come thick and thick; And when 'twas named another's health. Perhaps he made it hers by stealth, And who could help it, Dick ? O' th' sudden up they rise and dance ; Then sit again, and sigh, and glance ; Lyra Elegantiarum. 33 Then dance again, and kiss. Thus several ways the time did pass, Till every woman wish'd her place, And every man wish'd his. By this time all were stol'n aside To counsel and undress the bride ; But that he must not know : But yet 'twas thought he guess'd her mind, And did not mean to stay behind Above an hour or so. Si 7- jfohn SuckliJig. SO.VG AFTER A WEDDING. The danger is over, the battle is past. The nymph had her fears but she ventured at last ; She tried the encounter, and when it was done. She smiled at her folly, and own'd she had won. By her eyes we discover the bride has been pleased, Her blushes become her, her passion is eased ; She dissembles her joy, and affects to look down ; If she sighs, 'tis for sorrow 'tis ended so soon. Appear all ye virgins, both aged and young, All you, who have carried that burthen too long, Who have lost precious time, — and you who are losing, Betray'd by your fears between doubting and choosing ; Draw nearer, and learn what will settle your mind : You'll find yourselves happy when once you are kind. Do but wisely resolve the sweet venture to run, You'll feel the loss little and much to be won. Thomas Sotithcrne. XLVIII. TO MR. THOMAS SOUTHERNE, On his Birthday, 1742. Re.SIGn'd to live, prepared to die, "With not one sin, — but poetry. This day Tom's fair account has run (Without a blot) to eighty-one. 34 Lyra Elf_^antiantvi, Kind Boyle, before his poet, lays A talile, with a cloth of hays ; And Ireland, mother of sweet singers, Presents lier har]i still to his fingers. The feast, his towering genius marks In yonder wild goose and the larks ! The mushrooms show his wit was sudden ! And for his judgment, lo a jnidden ! Roast beef, though old, proclaims him stout, And grace, although a bard, devout. May Tom, whom I leaven sent down to raise The price of prologues and of plays. Be ever)' birthday more a winner. Digest his thirty-thousandth dinner; Walk to his grave without reproach. And scorn a rascal and a coach ! Alexander Pope. LOVE AND DEBT. A Fragment. There 's one request I make to Him Who sits the clouds above : That I were fairly out of debt, As I am out of love. Then for to dance, to drink, and sing, I should be very willing; I should not owe one lass a kiss. Nor any rogue one shilling. 'Tis only being in love, or debt, That robs us of our rest. And he that is quite out of both. Of all the world is blest. He sees the golden age, wherein All things -were free and common ; He eats, he drinks, he takes his rest — And fears nor man nor woman. Sir jfohn Suckling Lyra Elegantiarum. 35 THE NYMPH'S REPLY TO THE PASSIONATE SHEPHERD. If all the world and love were young, And truth in every shepherd's tongue, Then pretty pleasures miglit me move, To live with thee, and be thy love. Time drives the flocks from field to fold When rivers rage, and rocks grow cold, And Philomel becometh dumb ; The rest complain of cares to come. The flowers do fade, and wanton fields To wayward winter reckoning yields ; A honey'd tongue, a heart of gall. Is fancy's spring, but sorrow's fall. Thy gown, thy shoes, thy beds of roses. Thy cap, thy kirtle, and thy posies ; Soon break, soon wither, soon forgotten, In folly ripe, in reason rotten. Thy belt of straw, and ivy buds. Thy coral clasps, and amber studs, All these in me no means can move, To come to thee, and be thy love. But could youth last, and love still breed, Had joys no date, and age no need ; Then these delights my mind might move. To live with thee, and be thy love. Sir Walter Raleiirh, Out upon it, I have loved Three whole days together; And am like to love three more,- If it prove fine weather. 36 Lyra FJcgaiiticirum. Time shall moult aw.iy his %viii|;s, Ere he shall discover In the whole wiile world again Such a constant lover. But the spite on't is, no praise Is due at all to me ; Love with me had made no stays Had it any been but she. Had it any been but she, And that very face, There had been at least, ere this, A dozen in her place ! Sir John Suckling. TO CHLOE, WHO WISHED HERSELF YOUNi ENOUGH FOR ME. A Fragment. Chi.oe, why wish you that your years Would backwards run, till they meet mine, That perfect likeness, which endears Things unto things, might us combine ? Our ages so in date agree. That twins do differ more than we. There are two births : the one w^hen liglit First strikes the new awakened sense ; The other, when \\\o souls unite. And we must count our life from thence : When you loved me, and I loved you. Then both of us were bom anew. Love then to us did new souls give. And in those souls did plant new powers ; Since when another life we live, The breath we breathe is his, not ours ; Love makes those young, whom age doth chill, And whom he finds young, keeps young still. And now since you and I are such. Tell me what's yours and what is mine ? Lyra ILlegantianim, 37 Our eyes, our ears, our taste, smell, touch, Do, like our souls, in one combine ; So by this, I as well may be Too old for you, as you for me. William Cartzurigkt. Llir. THE MERIT OF INCONSTANCY. A Fragment. Why dost thou say I am forsworn, Since thine I vow'd to be 1 Lady, it is already mom ; It was last night I swore to thee That fond impossibility. Yet have I loved thee well, and long ; A tedious twelve-hours' space ! I should all other beauties wrong. And rob thee of a new embrace, Did I still doat upon that face. Richard Lovelace. Love not me for comely grace, For my pleasing eye or face, Nor for any outward part. No, nor for my constant heart, — For these may fail, or turn to ill, So thou and I shall sever : Keep, therefore, a true woman's eye. And love me still, but know not why — So hast thou the same reason still To doat upon me ever ! Unkncnmi. LV. TO LUC AST A, ON GOING BEYOND THE SEAS. A Fragment. If to be absent were to be Away from theej 38 Lyra EleganJiat-um. Or tliat when I am gone You or I were alone ; Then, my Lucasta, mii^ht I crave Pity from blustering wind, or swallowing wave. Though seas and land betwixt us both, Our faith and troth, Like separated souls, All time and sjiace controls : Above the highest sjihere we meet Unseen, unknown, and greet as angels greet. So then we do anticipate Our after-fate. And are alive i' the skies, If thus our lips and eyes Can speak like spirits unconfined In heaven, their earthly bodies left behind. Richard Loz'elace. Wert thou yet fairer in thy feature, Which lies not in the power of nature ; Or hadst thou in thine eyes more darts Than ever Cupid shot at hearts; Yet if they were not thrown at me, I would not cast a thought on thee. I'd rather marry a disease, Than court the thing I could not please : She that would cherish my desires, Must meet my flame with equal fires : What pleasure is there in a kiss To him that doubts the heart's not his ? I love thee not because thou'rt fair. Softer than down, smoother than air; Nor for the Cupids that do lie In either comer of thine eye : Would'st thou then know what it might be ?- 'Tis I love thee 'cause thou lov'st me. Unknown. Lyra Elegantiantm. 39 'TiS not her birth, her friends, nor yet her treasure. Nor do I covet her for sensual pleasure, Nor for that old morality, Do I love her 'cause she loves me. Sure he that loves his lady 'cause she's fair, Delights his eye, so loves himself, not her. Something there is moves me to love, and I Do know I love, but know not how, nor why. Alexander Brome. THE PEREMPTORY LOVER. 'TiS not your beauty nor your wit That can my heart obtain. For they could never conquer yet Either my breast or brain ; For if you'll not prove kind to me. And true as heretofore. Henceforth I'll scorn your slave to be, And doat on you no more. Think not my fancy to o'ercome By proving thus unkind ; No smoothed sigh, nor smiling frown. Can satisfy my mind. Pray let Platonics play such pranks. Such follies I deride ; For love at least I will have thanks, — And something else beside ! Then open-hearted be with me, As I shall be with you. And let our actions be as free As virtue will allow. If you'll prove loving, I'll prove kind, — If true, I'll constant be — If Fortune chance to change your mind, I'll turn as soon as ye. 40 Lyra Ehgautiaruin. Since our afTections, well ye know, In ci|ual terms do stand, 'Tis in your jiowor to love or no, Mine's likewise in my hand. Dispense with your austerity. Inconstancy abhor, Or, by great Cupid's deity, I'll never love you more. Unkucnvii. I pr'ythee leave this ])eevish fashion, Don't desire to be high-prized, Love's a princely, noble passion. And doth scorn to be despised. Tho' we say you're fair, you know We your beauty do bestow, — For our fancy makes you so. Don't be proud 'cause we adore you, We do't only for our pleasure ; And those ]iarts in wliich you glory, We, by fancy, weigh and measure. When for Deities you go. For Angels, or for Queens, pray know 'Tis our own fancy makes you so ! Don't suppose your majesty By tyranny's best signified. And your angelic natures be Distinguish'd only by your pride. Tyrants make subjects rebels grow. And pride makes angels devils below, And your pride may make you so ! Alexander Brome. i,x. UNGRATEFUL BEAUTY THREATENED. Know Celia (since thou art so proud) 'Twas I that gave thee thy renown : Thou hadst, in the forgotten crowd Of common beauties, lived unknown Had not my verse exhaled thy name. And with it impt the wings of Fame.. Lyra Elegantiariim. 41 That killing power is none of thine ! I gave it to thy voice and eyes : Thy sweets, thy graces, — all are mine : Thou art my star — shinest in my skies ; Then dart not from thy borrow'd sphere Lightning on him that fix'd thee there. Tempt me with such affrights no more, Lest what I made I uncreate ; Let fools thy mystic forms adore, I'll know thee in thy mortal state. Wise poets, that wrap Tmth in tales, Know her themselves thro' all her veils. Thomas Careiu. TO DIANEME. SWEEi', be not proud of those two eyes Which, star-like, sparkle in their skies ; Nor be you proud, that you can see All hearts your captives, — yours yet free : Be you not proud of that rich hair, Which wantons with the love-sick air ; Whenas that ruby which you wear. Sunk from the tip of your soft ear, Will last to be a precious stone When all your world of beauty's gone. Robert Herrick. A FRAGMENT. Love in her sunny eyes does basking play ; Love walks the pleasant mazes of her hair ; Love does on both her lips for ever stray, And sows and reaps a thousand kisses there ; In all her outward parts Love's always seen ; But oh ! he never went within. Abraham Cowlev. 42 Lyra ElegantiannH. l.XIII. TO CARNA riONS. Stay wliile ye will, or go, And leave no scenl heliind ye: 'W-t trust nie, I shall know The place where I may find ye. Within my Lucia's cheek, (Whose livery ye wear) Play ye at hide or seek, I'm sure to find ye there. Robert Hcrrick. I.XIV. THE PRESENT MOMENT. Al.L my past life is mine no more, The flying hours are gone ; Like transitory dreams given o'er, W'hose images are kept in store By memory alone. The time that is to come, is not ; How, then, can it be mine V The present moment's all my lot. And that, as fast as it is got, Phillis, is only thine. Then talk not of inconstancy. False hearts, and broken vows ; If I, by miracle, can be This live-long minute true to thee, 'Tis all that heaven allows ! John IVilmol, Earl of Rochester. LXV. THE VICTOR AND THE VANQUISHED. W^HiLE on those lovely looks I gaze, And see a wretch pursuing, Li raptures of a bless'd amaze, His pleasing, happy ruin; Lyra Elegantiantm. 43 'Tis not for pity that I move ; — His fate is too aspiring, Whose heart, broke with a load of love, Dies, wishing and admiring. But if this murder you'd forego, Your slave from death removing ; Let me your art of charming know, Or leam you mine of loving. But, whether life or death betide. In love 'tis equal measure ; The victor lives with empty pride, The vanquish'd dies with pleasure. John IVilmoty Earl of Rochester. Phillis, men say that all my vows Are to thy fortune paid ; Alas ! my heart he little knows, Who thinks my love a trade. Were I of all these woods the lord, One berry from thy hand More real pleasure would afford Than all my large command. My humble love has leam'd to live On what the nicest maid. Without a conscious blush, may give Beneath the myrtle shade. Sir Charles Sedley. 'Tis not your saying that you love Can ease me of my smart ; Your actions must your words approve, Or else you break my heart. In vain you bid my passions cease, And ease my troubled breast; Your love alone must give me peace — Restore my wonted rest. 4+ Lyra Elegatttiarum. But if I fail your heart to move, Or 'tis not yours to give, I cannot, will not cease to love, liut I will cease to live. Aj^hra Bchn. LXVIII. Ah, Chloris ! could I now but sit As unconcem'd as when Your infant beauty could beget No hajipiness or pain ! When I this dawning did admire, And praised the coming day, I little thought the rising fire Would take my rest away. Your charms in harmless childhood lay Like metals in a mine ; Age from no face takes more away Than youth conceal'd in thine. But as your charms insensibly To their perfection prest, So love as unperceived did fly, And center'd in my breast. My passion with your beauty grew. While Cupid at my heart, .Still as his mother favour'd you. Threw a new flaming dart. Each gloried in their wanton part ; To make a lover, he Employ'd the utmost of his art — To make a beauty, she. Sir Charles Sedley. Ye happy swains, whose hearts are free From Love's imperial chain. Take warning, and be taught by me, T' avoid th' enchanting pain. Fatal the wolves to trembling flocks — Fierce winds to blossoms prove — To careless seamen, hidden rocks — To human quiet, love. Lyra Elegantiaruni. 45 Then fly the Fair, if bliss you prize ; The snake's beneath the flower : Who ever gazed on beauteous eyes, And tasted quiet more ? How faithless is the lover's joy ! How constant is his care ! The kind with falsehood do destroy. The cruel with despair. Sir George Ether cge. LXX. TO CELIA. Not, Celia, that I juster am Or better than the rest ; For I would change each hour, like them. Were not my heart at rest. But I am tied to very thee By every thought I have : Thy face I only care to see, Thy heart I only crave. All that in woman is adored In thy dear self I find — For the whole sex can but afford The handsome and the kind. Why then should I seek further store, And still make love anew ? When change itself can give no more, 'Tis easy to be true. Sir Charles Sedley. LXXI. CARPE DIEM. It is not, Celia, in your power To say how long our love will last ; It may be we, within this hour, May lose those joys we now do taste : The blessed, who immortal be. From change of love are only free. 4'' I.yra Ei\\i^eguile the night ; Contented with thine own estate. Nor wish for death, nor fear his might. Earl of Surrey. LXXXI. CONTENT. Sweet are the thoughts that savour of content: — The quiet mind is richer than a crown ; Sweet are the nights in careless slumber spent — The poor estate scorns Fortune's angry frown : Such sweet content, such minds, such sleep, such bliss, Beggars enjoy, when princes oft do miss. The homely house that harbours quiet rest. The cottage that affords no pride or care. The mean that 'grees with country music best. The sweet consort of mirth and music's fare. Obscured life sets down a type of bliss; A mind content both crown and kingdom is. Robert Greene. Lyra Elegantiarum. 55 LXXXII. THE WISH. Well then ; I now do plainly see This busy world and I shall ne'er agree ; The very honey of all earthly joy Does of all meats the soonest cloy ; And they, methinks, deserve my pity, Who for it can endure the stings, The crowd, and buz, and murmurings Of this great hive, the city. Ah, yet, ere I descend to th' grave. May I a small house and large garden have ! And a few friends, and many books ; both true, Both wise, and both delightful too ! And, since love ne'er will from me flee, A mistress moderately fair. And good as guardian-angels are. Only beloved, and loving me ! O, fountains ! when in you shall I Myself, eased of unpeaceful thoughts, espy ? O fields ! O woods ! when, when shall 1 be made The happy tenant of your shade ? Here 's the spring-head of Pleasure's flood ; Where all the riches lie, that she Has coin'd and stamp'd for good. Pride and ambition here Only in far-fetch'd metaphors appear; Here nought but winds can hurtful murmurs scatter. And nought but Echo flatter. The gods, when they descended, hither From Heaven did always choose their way; And therefore we may boldly say That 'tis the way too thither. How happy here sliould I, And one dear She, live, and embracing die ! She, who is all the world, and can exclude In deserts solitude. 5^ Lyra Elc^autiarum. I should have then this only fear — Lest men, when they my pleasures see, Should hither thron;^ to live like me, And so make a eity here. Abraham Cou'lcy. LXXXIII. THE AA'GLER'S WISH. T IN these flowery meads would be ; These crystal streams should solace me ; To whose harmonious bubbling noise, I with my angle would rejoice ; Sit here, and see the turtle-dove Court his chaste mate to acts of love ; Or on that bank feel the west wind 15reathe health and plenty ; please my mind To see sweet dew-drops kiss these flowers, And then wash'd off by April showers ; Here, hear my Kenna sing a song ; There, see a blackbird feed her young, Or, a laverock build her nest : Here, give my weary spirits rest. And raise my low-pitch'd thoughts above Earth, or what poor mortals love : Thus, free from lawsuits and the noise Of princes' courts, I would rejoice. Or, with my Brj'an and a book, Loiter long days near Shawford brook ; There sit with him, and eat my meat. There see the sun both rise and set, There bid good morning to each day, There meditate my time away. And angle on : and beg to have A quiet passage to a welcome grave. Izaak Walton. Lyra Elcgaiitiauim. 57 LXXXIV. THE CONTENTED MAN. Happy the man whose wish and care A few paternal acres bound, Content to breathe his native air In his own ground. Whose herds with milk, whose fields with bread, Whose flocks supply him with attire ; Whose trees in summer yield him shade, In winter, fire. Blest, who can unconcem'dly find Hours, days, and years slide soft away In health of body, peace of mind. Quiet by day, Sound sleep by night ; study and ease Together mix'd, sweet recreation And innocence, which most doth please With meditation. Thus let me live unseen, unknown ; Thus, unlamented, let me die ; Steal from the world, and not a stone Tell where I lie. Alexander Pope. LXXXV. PHILLIS UNWILLING. A CHOIR of bright beauties in spring did appear, To choose a May-lady to govern the year ; All the nymphs were in white, and the shepherds in green. The garland was given, and Phillis was queen : But Phillis refused it, and sighing did say, I '11 not wear a garland while Pan is away. While Pan and fair Syrinx are fled from our shore. The Graces are banish'd, and love is no more : The soft god of pleasure, that warm'd our desires, Has broken his bow, and extingiiish'd his fires ; And vows that himself and liis mother will mourn Till Pan and fair Syrinx in triumph return. 5^ Lyra Kh'^anttarmn. Forbear your addresses, and court us no more, For \vc will pcrfonn what tlie deity swore : lUit if you dare think of deserving our cliamis. Away with your sheeji-hooks, aiul take to your arms ; The laurels and myrtles your brows shall adorn, \Vhen Pan, and his son, and fair Syrinx, return. John Drydcn. Tell me no more I am deceived, That Chloe 's false and common ; I always knew (at least believed) She was a very woman : As such I liked, as such caress'd, She still was constant when possess' d. She could do more for no man. But O ! her thoughts on others ran ; And that you think a hard thing ! Perhaps she fancied you the man ; And what care I one farthing? You think she 's false, I 'm sure she 's kind, I take her face, and you her mind, — Who has the better bargain ? IVilliam Congreve. FORTUNE. A Fragment. Fortune, that, with malicious joy, Does man her slave oppress, Proud of her office to destroy. Is seldom pleased to bless : Still various and unconstant still. But with an inclination to be ill. Promotes, degrades, delights in strife. And makes a lottery of life. I can enjoy her while she's kind ; But when she dances in the wind, Lyra Elegantiamm. 59 And shakes her wings and will not stay, I puff the prostitute away : I'he little or the much she gave, is quietly resign'd : Content with poverty, my soul I arm ; And virtue, tho' in rags, will keep me warm. John Dry den. Fair Amoret is gone astray. Pursue, and seek her, every lover ; I'll tell the signs by which you may The wandering shepherdess discover. Coquet and coy at once her air. Both studied, tho' both seem neglected ; Careless she is, with artful care. Affecting to seem unaffected. With skill her eyes dart every glance. Yet change so soon you'd ne'er suspect them ; For she'd persuade they wound by chance, Though certain aim and art direct them. She likes herself, yet others hates For that which in herself she prizes ; And, while she laughs at them, forgets She is the thing that she despises. William Con^rez'e. FABLE, RELATED BY A BEAU TO ^SOP. A Band, a Bob-wig, and a Feather, Attack'd a lady's heart together. The Band, in a most learned plea, Made up of deep philosophy. Told her, if she would please to wed A reverend beard, and take, instead Of vigorous youth, Old solemn truth. With books and morals, into bed. How happy she would be. 6o Lyra Elegantiannn. The Bob, he talked of management, What wondrous l)lessiiigs heaven sent On care, and ]iains, and industry : And truly lie must be so free To own he thought your airy beaux, With powder'd wigs, and dancing shoes, Were good for nothing (mend his soul !) But prate, and talk, and play the fool. He said 'twas wealth gave joy and mirth. And that to be the dearest wife Of one, who labour'd all his life To make a mine of gold his own, And not spend sixpence when he'd done. Was heaven upon earth. When these two blades had done, d'ye see. The Feather (as it might be me) Steps out, sir, from liehind the screen, With such an air and such a mien — "Look you, old gentleman," — in short, He quickly spoil'd the statesman's sport. It proved such sunshine weather. That you must know, at the first beck The lady leapt about his neck. And off they went together ! Sir yohn Vaiibrugh. XC. A PAIR WELL MA TCIIED. P'air Iris I love, and hourly I die, But not for a lip, nor a languishing eye; She's fickle and false, and there we agree, P'or I am as false and as fickle as she ; W^e neither believe what either can say, And neither believing, we neither betray. 'Tis civil to swear, and to say things of course ; W^e mean not the taking for better or worse : When present we love; and when absent agree; I think not of Iris, nor Iris of me : The legend of Love no couple can find, So easy to part, or so equally join'd. John Dryden. Lyra Elegaiitiat-um. 6l THE BAG OF THE BEE. About the sweet bag of a bee, Two Cupids fell at odds ; And whose the pretty prize should be, They vow'd to ask the gods. Which Venus hearing, thither came, And for their boldness stript them ; And taking thence from each his flame. With rods of myrtle whipt them. Which done, to still their wanton cries. When quiet grown she'd seen them. She kisl, and wiped their dove-like eyes ; And gave the bag between them. Robert Herrick. CUPID MISTAKEN. As after noon, one summer's day, Venus stood bathing in a river ; CupiS a-shooting went that way, New strung his bow, new fiU'd his quiver. With skill he chose his sharpest dart : With all his might his bow he drew : Swift to his beauteous parent's heart The too-well-guided arrow flew. I faint ! I die ! the goddess cried : cruel, could'st thou find none other To wreck thy spleen on : Parricide ! Like Nero, thou hast slain thy mother. Poor Cupid sobbing scarce could speak ; " Indeed, mama, I did not know ye: Alas ! how easy my mistake ? 1 took you for your likeness, Chloe." Matthciu Prior. 62 Lyra Elegantiarum. THE QUESTION TO LISETTA. What nymph should I admire or tnist, Rut Cliloe beauteous, Chloe just ? What nyinpli should I desire to see, But lier who leaves the plaiu for me ? To whom should I compose the lay, But her who listens when I play ? To whom in song repeat my cares, But her who in my sorrow shares ? For whom should I the garland make, But her who joys the gift to take. And boasts she wears it for my sake? In love am I not fully blest ? Lisetta, prythee tell the rest. lisetta's reply. Sure Chloe just, and Chloe fair, Deserves to be your only care ; But, when she and you to-day Far into the wood did stray, And I happen'd to pass by ; W'hich way did you cast your eye ? But, when your cares to her you sing, You dare not tell her whence they spring ; Does it not more afflict your heart. That in those cares she bears a part ? When you the flowers for Chloe twine. Why do you to her garland join The meanest bud that falls from mine ? Simplest of swains ! the world may see. Whom Chloe loves, and who loves me. Alatthew Prior. XCIV. DAMON AND CUPID. The sun was now withdrawn. The shepherds home were sped ; The moon wide o'er the lawn Her silver mantle spread ; Lyra Elegantiarnm. 63 When Damon stay'd behind, And saunter'd in the grove. " Will ne'er a nymph be kind, And give me love for love ? " O ! those were golden hours, When Love, devoid of cares. In all Arcadia's bowers Lodg'd nymphs and swains by pairs ; But now from wood and plain Flies every sprightly lass ; No joys for me remain, In shades, or on the grass." The winged boy draws near ; And thus the swain reproves: " While Beauty revell'd here. My game lay in the groves ; At Court I never fail To scatter round my arrows ; Men fall as thick as hail. And maidens love like sparrows. " Then, swain, if me you need. Straight lay your sheep-hook down ; Throw by your oaten reed, And haste away to town. So well I'm known at Court, None ask where Cupid dwells ; But readily resort To Bellendens or Lepells." yohn Gay, ANSWER TO CHLOE JEALOUS. Dear Chloe, how blubber'd is that pretty face ! Thy cheek all on fire, and thy hair all uncurl'd : Prythee quit this caprice ; and, as old Falstaff says. Let us e'en talk a little like folks of this world. How canst thou presume, thou hast leave to destroy The beauties which Venus but lent to thy keeping ? Those looks were design'd to inspire love and joy : More ordinary eyes may serve people for weeping. 64 l.yra Eh'^KTutitxruni. To be vcxM at a trifle or two that I writ, \'our jiulgment at once, and my passion, you wrong : Vou take that for fact, whicli will scarce be found wit ; Ods life ! must one swear to the truth of a song ? What I speak, my fair Chloe, and what I write, shows The difference there is betwixt nature and art : I court others in verse — but 1 love thee in prose; And they have my whimsies — but thou hast my heart. The God of us verse-men (you know, child) the Sun, How after his journeys he sets up his rest: If at morning o'er Karth 'tis liis fancy to run; At night he declines on his Thetis' breast. So when I am wearied with wandering all day; To thee, my delight, in the evening I come : No matter what beauties I saw in my way : They were but my visits, but thou art my home. Then finish, dear Chloe, this pastoral war ; And let us like Horace and Lydia agree; For thou art a girl as nuich brighter than her, As he was a poet sublimer than me. Matthew Prior. Phyllida, that loved to dream In the grove, or by the stream ; Sigh'd on velvet })illow. What, alas ! should fill her head. But a fountain, or a mead, Water and a willow ? Love in cities never dwells. He delights in rural cells Which sweet woodbine covers. W^hat are your assemblies then ? There, 'tis true, we see more men ; But much fewer lovers. O, how changed the prospect grows ! Flock and herds to fops and baittx, Coxcombs without number ! Lyra Elegant iartmi. 65 Moon and stars that shone so bright, To the torch and waxen Hght, And whole nights at ombre. Pleasant as it is to hear Scandal tickling in our ear, E'en of our own mothers ; In the chit-chat of the day, To us is paid, when we're away, What we lent to others. Though the favourite Toast I reign ; Wine, they say, that prompts the vain, Heightens defamation. Must I live 'twixt spite and fear, Every day grow handsomer. And lose my reputation ? Thus the fair to sighs gave way, Her empty purse beside her lay. Nymph, ah ! cease thy sorrow. Though curst Fortune frown to-night. This odious town can give delight. If you win to-morrow. yohn Gay. THE FEMALE PLL-iETON. Thus Kitty, beautiful and young. And wild as colt untamed. Bespoke the fair from whence she sprung With little rage inflamed : Intlamed with rage at sad restraint, Which wise mamma ordain'd. And sorely vex'd to play the saint, Whilst wit and beauty reign'd. " Shall I thumb holy books, confined With Abigails, forsaken ? Kitty's for other things dcsign'd. Or I am much mistaken. 66 Lyra Elegant tar u in. Must Lady Jenny frisk about, And visit with her cousins ? At balls must she make all the rout, And bring home liearts by dozens ? What has she better, pray, than I ? What hidden charms to boast, That all mankind for her should die. Whilst I am scarce a toast ? Dearest mamma, for once let me, Unchain'd, my fortune try ; I'll have my Earl as well as she, Or know the reason why. I'll soon with Jenny's pride quit score, Make all her lovers fall : They'll grieve I was not loosed before : She, I was loosed at all !" Fondness prevail'd, — mamma gave way : Kitty, at heart's desire, Obtain'd the chariot for a day, And set the world on fire. Matthew Prior. XCVIII. TO E. F. No doubt thy little bosom beats When sounds a wedding bell ; No doubt it pants to taste the sweets That songs and stories tell. Awhile in shade content to lie. Prolong life's morning dream, W^hile others rise at the first fly That glitters on the stream. Walter S. Landor. False the' she be to me and love, I'll ne'er pursue revenge ; For still the charmer I approve, Tho' I deplore her change. Lyra Elegantiarum, 67 In hours of bliss we oft have met, They could not always last ; And tho' the present I regret, I'm grateful for the past. William Congreve. HER RIGHT NAME. As Nancy at her toilet sat, Admiring this, and blaming that ; " Tell me," she said; " but tell me true; The nymph who could your heart subdue. What sort of channs does she possess ? " "Absolve me. Fair One: I'll confess With pleasure," I replied. " Her hair, In ringlets rather dark than fair, Does down her ivory bosom roll, And, hiding half, adorns the whole. In her high forehead's fair half-round Love sits in open triumph crown'd : He in the dimple of her chin. In private state, by friends is seen. Her eyes are neither black, nor grey; Nor fierce, nor feeble is their ray ; Their dubious lustre seems to show Something that speaks nor Yes, nor No. Her lips no living bard, I weet, May say, how red, how round, how sweet : Old Homer only could indite Their vagrant grace and soft delight : They stand recorded in his book. When Helen smiled, and Hebe spoke — " The gipsy, turning to her glass. Too plainly show'd she knew the face: " And which am I most like," she said, " Your Chloe, or your nut-brown maid ?" Matthew Prior. CI. THE DESPAIRING LOVER. Ah, the poor shepherd's mournful fate. When doom'd to love, and doom'd to languish. To bear the scornful fair one's hate, Nor dare disclose his anguish. !■ 2 68 Lyra Elegantiar-mii. Vet eager looks and dying sighs, My secret soul discover ; While rapture tremhlini; through mine eyes, Reveals how much I love her. The tender glance, the reddening cheek O'erspread with rising blushes, A thousand various ways they speak, A thousand various wishes. For O ! that form so heavenly fair, Those languid eyes so sweetly smiling, That artless blush and modest air. So fatally beguiling! The every look and every grace, So chann where'er I view thee ; Till death o'ertake me in the chace, Still will my hopes pursue thee; Then when my tedious hours are past. Be this last blessing given. Low at thy feet to breathe my last, And die in sight of heaven. William Hamilton. THE GARLAND. The pride of every grove I chose, The violet sweet, and lily fair. The dappled pink, and blushing rose. To deck my charming Chloe's hair. At mom the nymph vouchsafed to place Upon her brow the various wreath ; The flowers less blooming than her face, The scent less fragrant than her breath. The flowers she wore along the day ; And every nymph and shepherd said, That in her hair they looked more gay, Than glowing in their native bed. Undrest at evening, when she found Their odours lost, their colours past ; She changed her look, and on the ground Her garland and her eye she cast. Lyra Elegantiarum. 69" That eye dropt sense distinct and clear, As any muse's tongue could speak ; When from its lid a pearly tear Ran trickling down her beauteous cheek. Dissembling what I knew too well, " JNIy love, my life," said I, " explain This change of humour : pr'ythee tell : That falling tear — what does it mean ? " She sigh'd : she smiled : and to the flowers Pointing, the lovely moralist said : " See ! friend, in some few fleeting hours. See yonder, what a change is made. ' ' Ah me, the blooming pride of May, And that of Beauty are but one ; At mom both flourish bright and gay. Both fade at evening, pale, and gone. " At mom poor Stella danced and sung; The amorous youth around her bow'd ; At night her fatal knell was rung; I saw, and kiss'd her in her shroud. " Such as she is, who died to-day; Such I, alas ! may be to-morrow : Go, Damon, bid thy muse display The justice of thy Chloe's sorrow." Matthew Prior. THE LOVER. Addressed to Congreve. At length, by so much importunity press'd. Take, Congreve, at once the inside of my breast. The stupid indifference so often you blame. Is not owing to nature, to fear, or to shame ; I am not as cold as a virgin in lead. Nor is Sunday's sermon so strong in my head ; I know but too well how old Time flies along, That we live but few years, and yet fewer are young. 70 Lyra Eleganfiarum. I?ut I hate to be cheated, ami never will buy I -ong years of repentance for moments of joy. () ! was there a man —but where shall I find Clood sense and good nature so ccjually join'd ? — Would value his ])leasures, contriliute to mine ; Not meanly woulil hoasl, and not grossly design ; Not over severe, yet not stupidly vain, for I would have the power, but not give the pain. No pedant, yet learned ; no rake-hclly gay. Or laughing, because he has notliing to say ; To all my whole sex obliging and free, \'et never be loving to any but me ; In public preserve the decorum that's just, And show in his eye he is true to his trust ; Then rarely approach, and respectfully bow, But not fulsomely forward, or foppishly low. But when the long hours of public are past, And we meet with champagne and a chicken at last, May evei7 fond pleasure the moment endear; Be banish'd afar both discretion and fear ! Forgetting or scorning the aim of the crowd, He may cease to be fonnal, and I to be proud, Till, lost in the joy, we confess that we live, And he may be rude, and yet I may forgive. And that my delight may be solidly fix'd, Let the friend and the lover be handsomely mix'd, In whose tender bosom my soul may confide. Whose kindness can soothe me, whose counsel can guide. For such a dear lover as here I describe. No danger should fright me, no millions should bribe ; But till this astonishing creature I know. As I long have lived chaste, I will keep myself so. T never will share with the wanton coquet, Or be caught by a vain affectation of wit. The toasters and songsters may try all their art, But never shall enter the pass of my heart. T loathe the mere rake, the drest fopling despise : Before such pursuers the chaste virgin flies : .\nd as Ovid so sweetly in parable told. We harden like trees, and like rivers grow cold. Lady Mary IV. Montague, Lyra Elegantiarum. 71 The merchant, to secure his treasure, Conveys it in a borrow'd name : Euphelia sei"ves to grace my measure ; But Chloe is my real flame. My softest verse, my darling lyre Upon Euphelia's toilet lay; When Chloe noted her desire, That I should sing, that I should play. My lyre I tune, my voice I raise ; But with my numbers mix my sighs : And while I sing Euphelia's praise, I fix my soul on Chloe's eyes. Fair Chloe blush'd : Euphelia frown'd : I sung, and gazed : I play'd, and trembled ; And Venus to the Loves around Remark'd, how ill we all dissembled. Matthew Prioi . In vain you tell your parting lover. You wish fair winds may waft him over. Alas, what winds can happy prove That bear me far from what I love ? Alas, what dangers on the main Can equal those that I sustain. From slighted vows, and cold disdain ? Be gentle, and in pity choose To wish the wildest tempests loose ; That, thrown again upon the coast Where first my shipwreck'd heart was lost, I may once more repeat my pain ; Once more in dying notes comjilain Of slighted vows, and cold disdain. Matthew Prior. yz Lyra Elegcittiiarum. CVI. OA"" MRS. A. H. AT A CONCERT. Look where my dear Ilamilla smiles, liamilla I heavenly charmer; See how with all their arts and smiles The Loves and Graces arm her. A blush dwells glowing on her cheeks, Fair seats of youthful pleasures; There love in smiling language speaks. There spreads his rosy treasures. O, fairest maid, I own thy power, I gaze, I sigh, I languish. Yet ever, ever will adore, — And triumph in my anguish. l)Ut ease, O charmer, ease my care. And let my torments move thee ; As thou art fairest of the fair, So I the dearest love thee. IVilliiWi Cra'd'ford. CVII. MRS. FRANCES HARRIS' PETITION. Written in the year 1701. To their Excellencies the Lords Justices of Ireland. The humble petition of Frances Harris, who must starve, and die a maid, if it miscarries. Humbly sheweth, Tiiat I went to warni myself in Lady Betty's chamber, because I was cold. And I had in a purse seven pounds, four shillings, and six- pence, besides farthings, in money and gold : So, because I had been buying things for my lady last night, I was resolved to tell my money, to see if it was right. Now you must know, because my trunk has a very bad lock, 'i'herefore all the money I have, which, God knows, is a very small stock, I keep in my pocket, tied about my middle, next my smock. Lyra Elegantiamm. 73 So, when I went to put up my purse, as luck would have it, my smock was unript, And instead of putting it into my pocket, down it slipt : Then the bell rung, and I went down to put my lady to bed : And, God knows, I thought my money was as safe as my stupid head ! So, when I came up again, I found my pocket feel very light : But when I search'd, and miss'd my purse, law ! I thought I should have sunk outright. "Lawk, madam," says Mary, "how d'ye do?" "Indeed," says I, ' ' never worse : Kut pray, Mary, can you tell what I've done with my purse ? "Lawk, help me ! " said Mary, "I never stirr'd out of this place : " " Nay," said I, "I had it in Lady Betty's chamber, that's a plain case." .So Mary got me to bed, and cover'd me up warm : However, she stole away my garters, that I might do myself no harm. So I tumbled and toss'd all night, as you may very well think, But hardly ever set my eyes together, or slept a wink. .So I was a-dream'd, methought, that I went and search'd the folks round. And in a comer of Mrs. Dukes's box, tied in a rag the money was found. So next morning we told Whittle, and he fell a-swearing: Then my dame Wadger came : and she, you know, is thick of hearing : "Dame," said I, as loud as I could bawl, " do you know what a loss I have had ? " " Nay," said she, "my Lord Colway's folks are all very sad ; For my Lord Dromedary comes a Tuesday without fail." " Pugh ! " said I, " but that's not the business that I ail." Says Cary, says he, " I've been a servant this five-and- twenty years come spring. And in all the places I lived I never heard of such a thing." " Yes," says the Steward, " I remember, when I was at mv Lady .Shrewsbury's, Such a thing as this happen'd, just about the time of goose- berries." So I went to the party suspected, and I found her full of grief, (Now, you must know, of all things in the world I hate a thief,) 74 Lyra EL-^antianivi. However, 1 was resolved to bring tlie discourse slily about : "Mrs. Dukes," said I, "here's an ugly accident has happen'd out: 'Tis not that I value the money three skips of a mouse; But the thing I stand upon is the credit of the house. 'Tis true, seven pounds, four shillings, and sixpence, makes a great hole in my wages: Besides, as they say, service is no inheritance in these ages. Now, Mrs. Dukes, you know, and eveiybody understands. That tho' 'tis hard to judge, yet money can't go without hands." " The devil take me," said she (blessing herself), " if ever I saw't ! " So she roar'd like a Bedlam, as tho' I had call'd her all to nought. So you know, what could I say to her any more ? I e'en left her, and came away as wise as I was before. Well ; but then they would have had me gone to the cunning man : " No," said I, " 'tis the same thing, the chaplain will be here anon." So the chaplain came in. Now the servants say he is my sweetheart, Because he's always in my chamber, and I always take his part. So, as the devil would have it, before I was aware, out I blunder'd, " Parson," said I, "can you cast a nativity when a body's plunder'd?" (Now you must know, he hates to be called parson, like the devil.) "Truly," says he, "Mrs. Nab, it might become you to be more civil ; If your money be gone, as a learned divine says, d'ye see ; You are no text for my handling ; so take that from me : I was never taken for a conjuror before, I'd have you to know." " Law ! " said I, " don't be angry, I am sure I never thought you so ; You know I honour the cloth ; I design to be a parson's vidfe, I never took one in your coat for a conjuror in all my life." With that, he twisted his girdle at me like a rope, as who should say, " Now you may go hang yourself for me ! " and so went away. Lyra Elcgantianim. 75 Well: I thought I should have swoon'd, "Law!" said I, " what shall I do ? I have lost my money, and shall lose my true love too ! " Then my Lord called me : "Harry," said my Lord, "don't cry, rU give you something towards your loss;" and, says my Lady, " so will L" " O, but," said I, "what if, after all, the chaplain won't come to ? " For that, he said, (an't please your Excellencies,) I must peti- tion you. The premises tenderly consider'd, I desire your Excellencies' protection. And that I may have a share in next Sunday's collection ; And, over and above, that I may have your Excellencies' letter. With an order for the chaplain aforesaid, or, instead of him, a better: And then your poor petitioner both night and day, Or the chaplain (for 'tis his trade), as in duty bound, shall ever pray. Jo7iathait Swift. When thy beauty appears In its graces and airs, All bright as an angel new dropt from the sky; At distance I gaze, and am awed by my fears, So strangely you dazzle my eye ! But when, without art, Your kind thought you impart. When your love runs in blushes thro' every vein, When it darts from your eyes, when it pants in your heart, Then I know you're a woman again. There's a passion and pride In our sex, she replied. And this, might I gratify both, I would do : Still an angel appear to each lover beside, But still be a woman to you. Thomas Panicll. 76 I.vra Eli'gantianiin. S TEL LA 'S BIK TH- DAY, 1 7 1 S. Stella this day is thirty-four, (We slian't dispute a year or more:) However, Stella, he not troul)lcd ; Altho' thy size and years are doubled Since first I saw thee at sixteen. The brightest virgin on the green ; So little is thy form declined ; Made up so largely in thy mind. O, would it please the gods to split Thy beauty, size, and years, and wit ! No age could furnish out a pair Of nymjjhs so graceful, wise, and fair; \Vith half the lustre of your eyes. With half your wit, your years, and size. And then, before it grew too late, How should I beg of gentle fate (That either nymph might have her swain) To sjilit my worsliip too in twain. yonathan Sioi//. STELLA'S B/R Til- DAY, 1720. All travellers at first incline Where'er they see the fairest sign ; And, if they find the chamber neat, And like the liquor and the meat, Will call again, and recommend The Angel Inn to every friend. What though the painting grows decay'd, The House will never lose its trade: Nay, tho' the treacherous tapster, Thomas, Hangs a new angel two doors from us, As fine as dauber's hands can make it. In hopes that strangers may mistake it, We think it both a shame and sin To quit the true old Angel Inn. Lyra Elegantianivt . 77 Now this is Stella's case in fact ; An angel's face, a little crack'd ; (Could poets, or could painters fix How angels look at thirty-six :) This drew us in at first to find In such a fonn an angel's mind ; And every virtue now supplies The fainting rays of Stella's eyes. See at her levee crowding swains, Whom Stella freely entertains With breeding, humour, wit, and sense, And puts them but to small expense ; Their mind so plentifully fills. And makes such reasonable bills, So little gets for what she gives. We really wonder how she lives ! And had her stock been less, no doubt She must have long ago run out. Then who can think we'll quit the place, When Doll hangs out a newer face ; Or stop and light at Chloe's head. With scraps and leavings to be fed ? Then, Chloe, still go on to prate Of thirty-six, and thirty-eight ; Pursue your trade of scandal- picking. Your hints, that Stella is no chicken ; Your innuendos, when you tell us That Stella loves to talk with fellows : And let me warn you to believe A truth, for which your soul should grieve ; That should you live to see the day When Stella's locks must all be grey. When age must print a furrow'd trace On every feature of her face ; That you, and all your senseless tribe, Could art, or time, or nature bribe To make you look like beauty's queen. And hold for ever at fifteen ; No bloom of youth can ever blind The cracks and wrinkles of your mind ; All men of sense will pass your door, And crowd to Stella's at four score. 'Jonathan Swift. 78 Lyra Eh;:;antianiin. STELLA'S BIRTHDAY, 1724. As, when a beauteous nymph decays, We say, she's past her dancing days ; So poets lose their feet by time. And can no longer dance in rhyme. Your annual bard liad rather chose To celebiate your birth in ]irose : Vet merry folks, who want liy chance A pair to make a country dance, Call the old housekeeper, and get her To fill a place, for want of better : While Sheridan is off the hooks, And friend Delany at his books, That Stella may avoid disgrace. Once more the Dean sup])lies their place. Beauty r.nd wit, too sad a truth ! Have always been confined to youth ; The god of wit, and beauty's queen, He twenty-one, and she fifteen. No poet ever sweetly sung. Unless he were, like Phoebus, young ; Nor ever nymph inspired to rhyme. Unless, like Venus, in her prime. At fifty-six, if this be true, Am I a poet fit for you ? Or, at the age of forty-three. Are you a subject fit for me? Adieu! bright wit, and radiant eyes, Vou must be grave, and I be wise. Our fate in vain we would oppose : l^ut I'll be still your friend in prose ; Esteem and friendship to express. Will not require poetic dress; And, if the Muse deny her aid To have them sung, they may be said. Hut, Stella, say, what evil tongue Reports you are no longer young; That Time sits, with his scythe to mow Where erst sat Cupid with his bow ; That half your locks are turn'd to grey ? I'll ne'er believe a word they say. Lyra Elegantiarum. 79 'Tis trae, but let it not be known, My eyes are somewhat dimmish grown : For Nature, always in the right, To your decay adapts my sight ; And wrinkles undistinguish'd pass, For Fm ashamed to use a glass; And till I see them with these eyes, Whoever says you have them, lies. No length of time can make you quit Honour and virtue, sense and wit; Thus you may still be young to me. While I can better hear than see. O ne'er may Fortune show her spite. To make me deaf, and mend my sight. Jonathan Swift. STELLA'S BIRTHDAY, MARCH it,, 1726. This day, whate'er the Fates decree. Shall still be kept with joy by me: This day then let us not be told That you are sick, and I grown old ; Nor think on our approaching ills, And talk of spectacles and pills : To-morrow will be time enough To hear such mortifying stuff. Yet, since from reason may be brought A better and more pleasing thought. Which can in spite of all decays Support a few remaining days. From not the gravest of divines Accept for once some serious lines. Altho' we now can form no more Long schemes of life, as heretofore ; Yet you, while time is nmning fast, Can look with joy on what is past. Were future happiness and ))ain A mere contrivance of the brain, As atheists argue, to entice And fit their proselytes for vice, (The only comfort they propose. To have companions in their woes) 8o I.yra Elegmttiaruvi. Grant this the case; yet sure 'tis hard Tiiat virtue, styled its own reward, And hy all sajjes understood To he the ciiief of human good, Should acting tlie, nor leave behind Some lasting pleasure in the mind. Which, by remembrance, will assuage Grief, sickness, poverty, and age ; And strongly shoot a radiant dart To shine thro' life's declining ])art. Say, Stella, feel you no content. Reflecting on a life well spent? Your skilful hand employ'd to save Despairing wretches from the grave ; And then supporting with your store Those whom you dragg'd from death before ; So Providence on mortals waits. Preserving what it first creates : Your generous boldness to defend An innocent and absent friend ; That courage which can make you just To merit humbled in the dust ; The detestation you express For vice in all its glittering dress ; That patience under torturing pain, Where stubborn stoics would complain : Must these like empty shadows pass, Or forms reflected from a glass ? Or mere chimasras in the mind. That fly, and leave no marks behind '.' Does not the body thrive and grow By food of twenty years ago ? And, had it not been still supplied. It must a thousand times have died. Then who with reason can maintain That no efTccts of food remain ? And is not virtue in mankind The nutriment that feeds the mind ; Upheld by each good action past, And still continued by the last ? Then, who with reason can pretend That all effects of virtue end ? Believe me, Stella, when you show That true contempt for things below, Lyra Elegantiarum. 8r Nor prize your life for other ends Than merely to oblige your friends, Your former actions claim their part, And join to fortify your heart. For virtue in her daily race, Like Janus, bears a double face ; Looks back with joy where she has gone, And therefore goes with courage on. She at your sickly couch will wait, And guide you to a better state. O then, whatever Heaven intends, Take pity on your pitying friends ! Nor let your ills affect your mind, To fancy they can be unkind. Me, surely me, you ought to spare, Who gladly would your suffering share. Or give my scrap of life to you. And think it far beneath your due; You, to whose care so oft I owe That I'm alive to tell you so. Jo7iathan Swift. TO MRS. THRALE ON HER COMPLETING HER THIRTY-FIFTH YEAR. Oft in danger, yet alive, We are come to thirty-five ; Long may better years arrive, Better years than thirty-five ! Could philosophers contrive Life to stop at thirty-five. Time his hours should never drive O'er the bounds of thirty-five. High to soar and deep to dive. Nature gives at thirty-five. Ladies, stock and tend your hive, Trifle not at thirty-five ; For, howe'er we boast and strive, Life declines from thirty-five. He that ever hopes to thrive Must begin by thirty-five; S^ Lyra £u^an:iarum. And all who wisely wish to wive Must look on Thrale at thirty-live. CXIV. WINIFREDA. Away, let nought to love displeasing; My Winifreda, move your care ; Let nought delay the heavenly blessing. Nor squeamish pride, nor gloomy fear. What tho' no grants of royal donors With pompous titles grace our blood ; We'll shine in more substantial honours. And to be noble we'U be good. Our name, while virtue thus we tender, Wni sweetly sound where'er "tis spoke : Ajid all the great ones, they shall wonder How they respect such little folk. What tho' from fortune's lavish bounty Xo mighty treasures we possess ; WeTl find within our pittance plenty, And be content without excess. Still shall each returning season Suf5cient for our wishes give ; For we wiU live a life of reason. And that's the only life to live. Thro' age and youth in love excelling. We'll hand in hand together tread , Sweet smiling peace shall crown our dwelling. And babes, sweet smiling babes, our bed. How shall I love the pretty creatures, While round my knees they fondly clung ; To see them look their mother's features. To hear them Hsp their mother's tongue. Lyra Eleganiiarum. 83 And when with en\-y time transported, ShaU think to rob us of our joys, You'll in your girls again be courted. And I'll go wooing in my boys. Unknown. A MAX may live thrice Xestor's life. Thrice wander out Ulysses' race. Vet never find Ulysses' wife ; — Such change hath chanced in this case I Less age will serve than Paris had, Small p>atn (if none be small enow) To find good store of Helen's trade : Such sap the root doth yield the bough ! For one good wife, Ulysses slew A worthy knot of gentle blood : For one ill wife, Greece overthrew The town of Troy. — Sith bad and good Bring mischief, Lord let be thy will To keep me free fi-om either ill I Unk)uru.'n. THE JOYS OF WEDLOCK. How blest has my time been I what joys have I known. Since wedlock's soft bondage made Jessy my own ! So joj-ful my heart is, so easy my chain. That freedom is tasteless, and roving a pain. Through walks grown -with woodbines, as often we stray, Around us our boys and girls froHc and play : How pleasing their sport is I the wanton ones see. And borrow their looks from my Jessy and me. To try her sweet temper, oft times am I seen. In revels all daj- with the njTnphs on the green ; Tho' painful my absence, my doubts she beguiles. And meets me at night with complaisance and smiles. \Miat though on her cheeks the rose loses its hue, Her wit and good humour bloom all the year through ; Time still, as he flies, adds increase to her truth. And gives to her mind what he steals from her vouth. G 2 84 Lyra Elf^ntiarum. Ye shepherds so pay, who make love to ensnare, And clieat with false vows, the too credulous fair; In search of true pleasure how vainly you roam! To holcl it for life, you must fmd it at home. Edward Moore. CXVII. ON THE MARRIAGE ACT. The fools that are wealthy are sure of a bride; For riches like raiment their nakedness hide : The slave that is needy must starve all his life. In a bachelor's plight, without mistress or wife. In good days of yore they ne'er troubled their heads In settling of jointures, or making of deeds; IJut Adam and Eve, when they first enter'd course. E'en took one another for better or worse. Then pr'ythee, dear Chloe, ne'er aim to be great, Let love be the jointure, don't mind the estate ; You can never be poor who have all of these charms ; And I shall be rich when I've you in my arms. Unknown. CXVII I. TO mS WIFE WITH A KNIFE ON THE FOURTEENTH ANNIVERSARY OF HER WEDDING-DA V, WHICH HAPPENED TO BE HER BIRTHDAY AND NEW YEAR'S DAY. A KNIFE, dear girl, cuts love, they say — Mere modish love perhaps it may ; For any tool of any kind Can separate what was never join'd. The knife that cuts our love in two Will have much tougher work to do : Must cut your softness, worth, and spirit Down to the vulgar size of merit ; To level yours with common taste. Must cut a world of sense to waste; And from your single beauty's store. Clip what would dizen out a score. Lyra Elega)itiarum. 85 The self-same blade from me must sever Sensation, judgment, sight — forever! All memory of endearments past, All hope of comforts long to last. All that makes fourteen years with you A summer — and a short one too : All that affection feels and fears. When hours, without you, seem like years. 'Till that be done, — and I'd as soon Believe this knife would clip the moon, — Accept my present undeterr'd. And leave their proverbs to the herd. If in a kiss — delicious treat! Your lips acknowledge the receipt ; Love, fond of such substantial fare. And proud to play the glutton there, All thoughts of cutting will disdain. Save only — " cut and come again." Samuel Bishop. CXIX. TO HIS WIFE ON THE SIXTEENTH ANNI- VERSARY OF HER WEDDING-DAY, WITH A RING. "Thee, Mary, with this ring I wed," So sixteen years ago I said — Behold another ring ! " for what ? " To wed thee o'er again — why not ? With the first ring I married youth, Grace, beauty, innocence, and truth ; Taste long admired, sense long rever'd. And all my Molly then appear'd. If she, by merit since disclosed, Prove twice the wonian I supposed, I plead that double merit now, To justify a double vow. Here then to-day, with faith as sure, With ardour as intense and pure, As when amidst the rites divine I took thy troth, and plighted mine, 86 Lyra Elcgantiarunt. To thee, sweet girl, my second ring', A token and .1 ])ledge I hring ; With tliis I wed, till death us part, Thy riper virtues to my heart ; These virtues which, before untried, The wife has addctl to the bride Those virtues, whose progressive claim, Endearing wedlock's very name, My soul enjoys, my song approves, For conscience' sake as well as love's. For why ? They teach me hour by hour Honour's high thought, affection's power. Discretion's deed. Sound judgment's sentence. And teach me all things — but repentance. Samuel Bishop. CXX. ON MARRIAGE. How happy a thing were a wedding. And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day; But to live with her all a man's life, For ever and for aye, Till she grow as grey as a cat, Good faith, Mr. Parson, excuse me from that ? Thomas Flatman. THE GRAND QUESTION DEBATED WHETHER HAMILTON'S BAWN SHOULD BE TURNED LNTO A BARRACK OR A MALT-HOUSE. (1729.) Thus spoke to my lady the knrght full of care: "Let me have your advice in a weighty affair. This Hamilton's Bawn, whilst it sticks on my hand, I lose by the house what I get by the land ; But how to dispose of it to the l>est bidder, For a ban-ack or malt-house, we now must consider. First, let me suppose I make it a malt-house. Here I liave computed the profit will fall t'us ; Lyra £legantiantm. 87 There's nine hundred pounds for labour and grain, I increase it to twelve, so three liundred remain ; A handsome addition for wine and good cheer, Three dishes a day, and three hogsheads a year : "With a dozen large vessels my vault shall be stored ; No little scrub joint shall come on to my board : And you and the dean no more shall combine To stint me at night to one bottle of wine ; Nor shall I, for his humour, permit you to purloin A stone and a quarter of beef from my sirloin. If I make it a barrack, the Crown is my tenant ; My dear, I have ponder'd again and again on't ; In poundage and drawbacks I lose half my rent. Whatever they give me I must be content, Or join with the Court in eveiy debate ; And rather than that I would lose my estate." Thus ended the knight : thus began his meek wife ; " It t>!!ist and it s/iall be a barrack, my life. I'm grown a mere mopus ; no company comes But a rabble of tenants and nisty dull Rums. With parsons what lady can keep herself clean ? I'm all over daub'd when I sit by the dean. But if you will give us a barrack, my dear. The captain, I'm sure, will always come here ; I then shall not value his deanship a straw. For the captain, I warrant, will keep him in awe ; Or, should he pretend to be brisk and alert. Will tell him that chaplains should not be so pert ; That men of his coat should be minding their prayers, And not among ladies to give themselves airs." Thus argued my lady, but argued in vain ; The knight his opinion resolved to maintain. But Hannah, who listen'd to all that was past, And could not endure so vulgar a taste, As soon as her ladyship call'd to be dress'd. Cried, "Madam, why surely my master 's possess'd. Sir Arthur the maltster ! I low fine it will sound ! I 'd rather the bawn were sunk under ground. But, madam, I guess'd there would never come good. When I saw him so often with Darby and Wood. And now my dream's out ; for I was adream'd That I saw a huge rat ; O dear, how I scream'd ! And after, methought I had lost my new shoes; And Molly, she said, I should hear some ill news. SS Lyra Elfgatttiaruvi. " Dear niadnin, lind you Init the spirit to tease, Vou niiL;tit liave a barraik wiiciicvcr you please; And, madam, 1 always lielicved you so stout, That for twenty denials you would not give out. If 1 had a husband like him, I ////test. Till he gave me my will, 1 would give him no rest ; And rather than come in the same pair of sheets AN'ith such a cross man, I would lie in the streets: But, madam, I beg you, contrive and invent, And worry him out, till he gives his consent. Dear madam, whene'er of a barrack I think, An I were to be hang'd I can't sleep a wink : For if a new crotchet comes into my brain, I can't get it out, though I'd never so fain. I fancy already a barrack contrived At Hamilton's Bawn, and the troop is arrived ; Of this, to be sure, Sir Arthur has warning, And waits on the captain betimes the next morning. Now see when they meet how their honours behave, 'Noble ca])tain, your servant' — 'Sir Arthur, your slave; 'You honour me much' — 'the honour is mine — ' "Twas a sad rainy night' — 'but the morning is fine.' 'Pray how does my lady ?' — 'My wife's at your service.' 'I think I have seen her picture by Jervis.' 'Good morrow, good captain' — 'I '11 wait on you down- 'You shan't stir a foot' — 'you'll think me a clown — ' 'For all the world, captain' — 'not half an inch farther— 'You must be obey'd — 'Your servant. Sir Arthur; My humble resjiects to my lady unknown — ' 'I hope you will use my house as }our own.'" " Go bring me my smock, and leave off your prate. Thou hast certainly gotten a cup in thy pate." " Pray, madam, be quiet : -what was it 1 said ? You had like to have put it quite out of my head. Next day, to be sure, the captain will come At the head of his troop, with tn.im]iet and drum ; Now, madam, observe how he marches in state; The man with the kettle-dnim enters the gate ; Dub, dub, adub, dub. The tnimpcters follow, Tantara, tantara ; while all the l)oys halloo. See now comes the captain all daubed with gold lace ; O, la ! the sweet gentleman, look in his face; And see how he rides like a lord of tlie land. With the fine flaming sword that he holds in his hand ; Lyra Elegantiaritm. 89 And his horse, the dear creter, it prances and rears, With ribands in knots at its tail and its ears ; At last comes the troop, by the word of command, Drawn up in our Court, when the captain cries, Stand ! Your ladyship lifts up the sash to be seen, (For sure I had dizen'd you out like a queen) ; The captain, to show he is proud of the favour, Looks up to your window, and cocks up his beaver. (His beaver is cock'd ; pray, madam, mark that. For a captain of horse never takes off his hat ; Because he has never a hand that is idle. For the right holds the sword, and the left holds the bridle ;) Then flourishes thrice his sword in the air, As a compliment due to a lady so fair; (How I tremble to think of the blood it has spilt) Then he lowers down the point, and kisses the hilt. Your ladyship smiles, and thus you begin : 'Pray, captain, be pleased to alight and walk in.' The captain salutes you with congee profound, And your ladyship curtsies half way to the ground. ' Kit, nm to your master, and bid him come to us ; I'm sure he'll be proud of the honour you do us. And, captain, you'll do us the favour to stay. And take a short dinner here with us to-day ; You're heartily welcome ; but as for good cheer. You come in the very worst time of the year. If I had expected so worthy a guest ' ' Lord, madam ! your ladyship sure is in jest ; You banter me, madam, the kingdom must grant — ' 'You officers, captain, are so complaisant.'" " Hist, hussy, I think I hear somebody coming ! " "No, madam, 'tis only Sir Arthur a-humming." To shorten my tale (for I hate a long story) The captain at dinner appears in his glory ; The dean and the doctor have humVjled their pride, For the captain's entreated to sit by your side; And, because he's their betters, you carve for him first. The parsons for envy are ready to burst ; The servants amazed are scarce ever able To keep off their eyes as they wait at the table ; And Molly and I have thnist in our nose To peep at the captain in all his fine clo'es ; Dear madam, be sure he 's a fine-spoken man. Do but hear on the clergy how glib his tongue ran ; 90 Lyra Elegantiarum. Anil ' Mailani,' says lie, 'if such dinners you give, \'uuMl ne'er want for parsons as long as you live; I ne'er knew a parson without a good nose. But the devil's as welcome wherever he goes ; , they bid us reform and repent, But 7. — s by their looks tliey never keep Lent ; Mister Curate, for all your grave looks, I 'm afraid You cast a sheep's eye on her ladyship's maid ; I wish she would lend you her pretty wliite hand In mending your cassock, and smoothing your band ;' (For the dean was so shabby, and look'd like a ninny, That the captain supposed he was curate to Jinny) ' Whenever you see a cassock and gown, A hundred to one but it covers a clown ; Observe how a parson comes into a room, , he hobbles as bad as my groom ; A scholard, when just from his college broke loose. Can hardly tell how to cry Bo to a goose ; \'our N'ot'cds, and Bliiturks, and Oimirs, and stuff. By , they don't signify this pinch of snuff. To give a young gentleman right education. The Amiy's the only good school in the nation; My schoolmaster call'd me a dunce and a fool. But at cuffs I was always the cock of the school ; I never could take to my book for the blood o' me. And the puppy confess'd he expected no good of me. He caught me one morning coquetting his wife. And he maul'd me ; I ne'er w^as so maul'd in my life ; So I took to the road, and, what's very odd. The first man I robb'd was a parson, by G — . Now, madam, you'll think it a strange thing to say, But the sight of a book makes me sick to this day.' "Never since I was born did I hear so much wit, And, madam, I laugh'd till I thought I should split. So then you look'd scornful, and snift at the dean, As who should say, N^cnu, am I skinny and lean ? But he durst not so much as once open his lips. And the doctor was plaguily down in the hips." Thus merciless Hannah ran on in her talk. Till she heard the dean call, "Will your ladyship walk?" Her ladyship answers, " I'm just coming down," Then, turning to Hannah, and forcing a frown, Altho' it was plain in her heart she was glad. Cried, " Hussy, why sure the wench has gone mad ; Lyra £legantiarnm. 91 How could these chimeras get into your brains ? Come hither, and take this old gown for your pains. But the dean, if this secret should come to his ears, Will never have done with his jibes and his jeers. For your life not a word of the matter, I charge ye. Give me but a barrack; a fig for the clergy." Jonathan Swift. TO MRS. MARTHA BLOUNT. Sent 071 her Birth-Day. O, BE thou blest with all that Heaven can send. Long health, long youth, long pleasure and a friend ! Not with those toys the female race admire, Riches that vex, and vanities that tire. Not as the world its petty slaves rewards, A youth of frolics, an old age of cards ; Fair to no purpose, artful to no end ; Young without lovers, old without a friend ; A fop their passion, but their prize a sot ; Alive, ridiculous, — and dead, forgot ! Let joy or ease, let affluence or content. And the gay conscience of a life well spent, Calm every thought, inspirit every grace. Glow in thy heart, and smile upon thy face ; Let day improve on day, and year on year, Without a pain, a trouble, or a fear ; Till death unfelt that tender frame destroy, In some soft dream, or ecstasy of joy ; Peaceful sleep out the Sabbath of the tomlj. And wake to raptures in a life to come ! Alexander Pope. Pr'ythee, Chloe, not so fast, Let's not run and wed in haste; We've a thousand things to do, You must fly, and I pursue ; 92 Lyra Elegantiarum. You must frown, and I must sigh ; 1 entreat, and you ileny. Stay— If 1 am never crost, Half the pleasure will be lost. Be, or seem to be severe, Give me reason to despair; Fondness will my wishes cloy. Make me careless of the joy. Lovers may, of course, complain Of their trouble, and their pain; But if pain and trouble cease, Love without it will not please. Unknown. DR. DELANY'S VILLA, Would you that Delville I describe? Believe me, sir, I will not gibe : For who could be satirical V Upon a thing so very small ? You scarce upon the borders enter, Before you're at the very centre. A single crow can make it night, When o'er your farm she takes her flight : Yet, in this narro\v compass, we Observe a vast variety ; Both walks, walls, meadows, and parterres, Windows, and doors, and rooms, and stairs, And hills and dales, and woods and fields, And hay, and grass, and com, it yields ; All to your haggard brought so cheap in, Without the mowing or the reaping: A razor, tho' to say't Fm loth, Would shave you and your meadows lioth. Tho' small's the farm, yet here's a house Full large to entertain a mouse ; But where a rat is dreaded more Than savage Caledonian boar; For, if it's enter'd by a rat, There is no room to bring a cat. Lyra Elegatitiarum. 93 A little riviilet seems to steal Down thro' a thing )'ou call a vale, Like tears adown a wrinkled cheek, Like rain along a blade of leek : And this you call your sweet meander, Which might be suck'd up by a gander, Could he but force his nether bill To scoop the channel of the rill. For sure you'd make a mighty clutter. Were it as big as city gutter. Next come I to your kitchen garden, Where one poor mouse would fare but hard in ; And round this garden is a walk. No longer than a tailor's chalk ; Thus I compare what space is in it, A snail creeps round it in a minute. One lettuce makes a shift to squeeze Up thro' a tuft you call your trees : And, once a year, a single rose Peeps from the bud, but never blows ; In vain then you expect its bloom ! It cannot blow for want of room. In short, in all your boasted seat, There's nothing but yourself that's GREAT. Dr. Thomas Sheridan. ON THE LITTLE HOUSE BY THE CHURCH- YARD OF CASTLENOCK. Whoever pleaseth to enquire Why yonder steeple wants a spire. The grey old fellow, poet Joe, The philosophic cause will show. Once on a time, a western blast At least twelve inches overcast, Reckoning roof, weathercock and all. Which came with a protligious fall, And tumbling topsy-turvy round, Lit with its bottom on the ground, 94 I.yra EUgantianim. For by the laws of gravitation It fell into its ])roper station. This is the little strutting pile Voii sec just hy the church-yard stile : The walls in tumbling gave a knock, Anil thus the stecjilc gave a shock : J'roni whence the neighbouring fanner calls, The steeple, Knock : the Vicar, Walls. The vicar once a week cree])s in. Sits with his knees up to his chin ; Here cons his notes, and takes a whet, Till the small ragged flock is met. A traveller who by did pass, Observed the roof behind the grass. On tiptoe stood, and rear'd his snout, And saw the parson creeping out ; Was much surprised to see a crow Venture to build his nest so low. A school-boy ran unto't, and thought The crib was down, the blackbird caught. A third, who lost his way by night, Was forced for safety to alight. And stepping o'er the fabric-roof, His horse had like to s])oil his hoof. Warburton took it in his noddle. This building was design'd a model Or of a pigeon-house, or oven. To bake one loaf, and keep one dove in. Then Mrs. Johnson gave her verdict. And every one was pleased that heard it. All that you make this stir about Is but a still which wants a spout. The Rev. Dr. Raymond guess'd More probably than all the rest ; He said, but that it wanted room, It might have been a pigmy's tomb. The doctor's family came by. And little miss began to cry, Give me that house in my own hand ! Then madam bade the chariot stand, Call'd to the clerk, in manner mild, Pray reach that thing here to the child ; That thing, I mean, among the kale, And here's to buy a pot of ale. Lyra Elegantiarntn. 95 The clerk said to her, in a heat, What, sell my master's country seat. Where he comes every week from town, He would not sell it for a crown? Poh, fellow, keep not such a pother, In half-an-hour thou' It make another. Says Nancy, I can make for miss A finer house ten times than this. The Dean will give me willow-sticks, And Joe my apron full of bricks. Jo)iatha>i Swift. CXXVI. A RONDELAY. Man is for woman made, And woman made for man : As the spur is for the jade. As the scabbard for the blade, As for liquor is the can. So man's for woman made. And woman made for man. As the sceptre to be sway'd. As to night the serenade, As for pudding is the pan. As to cool us is the fan. So man's for woman made, And woman made for man. Be she widow, wife, or maid, Be she wanton, be she staid, Be she well or ill array'd, * * * So man's for woman made. And woman made for man. Peter A. Motteitx. 96 Lyra EU^antiarum. CXXVII. THE BRACELET. Why I tie al)out thy wrist, Julia, tliis my silken twist, For what other reason is't But to show thee how, in part, Thou my pretty captive art ? — But thy bond-slave is my heart. 'Tis but silk that bindeth thee. Snap the thread, and thou art free ; But 'tis otherwise with me : I am bound, and fast bound, so That from thee I cannot go : If I could I would not so ! Tkotnas Herrick. cxxviir. ON A GLRDLE. That which her slender waist confined, Shall now my joyful temples bind ; No monarch but would give his crown His arms might do what this has done. It was my Heaven's extremest sphere, The pale which held that lovely dear. My joy, my grief, my hope, my love Did all within this circle move ! A narrow compass ! and yet there Dwelt all that's good, and all that's fair; Give me but what this riband bound. Take all the rest the sun goes round. Edmund Waller. Lyra Elegantiarum. 97 TO A GLOVE. Go, virgin kid, with lambent kiss. Salute a virgin's hand ; Go, senseless thing, and reap a bliss Thou dost not understand : Go, for in thee, methinks, I find (Though 'tis not half so bright) An emblem of her beauteous mind. By nature clad in white. Securely thou may'st touch the fair, Whom few securely can ; May'st press her breast, her lip, her Iiair, Or wanton with her fan : May'st coach it with her to and fro. From masquerade to plays ; Ah ! couldst thou hither come and go, To tell me what she says ! Go then, and when the morning cold Shall nip her lily arm. Do thou (oh, might I be so bold !) With kisses make it warm. But when thy glossy beauty's o'er. When all thy charms are gone. Return to me, I'll love tliee more Than e'er I yet have done. Unkncnoii. SUSAN'S COMPLALNT AND REMEDY. As down in the meadows I chanced to pass, O ! there I beheld a young beautiful lass : Her age, I am sure, it was scarcely fifteen ; And she on her head wore a garland of green : Her lips were like rubies ; and as for her eyes. They sparkled like diamonds, or stars in the skies : And, as for her voice, it was charming and clear. As sadly she sung for the loss of her dear. H 98 Lyra Eli-gatitiariim. " Why does my loved 15illy jirovc false and unkind, Ah ! wliy docs he change, like the wavering wind. From one that is loyal in eveiy degree ? Ah! why docs he change to another from me? Or does he take ]>leasure to torture me so? Or does he delight in my sad overthrow? Susannah will always ]:irovc tnie to her trust, 'Tis i)ity, loved Billy should be so unjust. In the meadows as we were a making of hay, There, there did we pass the soft minutes away ; then was I kiss'd, as I sat on his knee, No man in the world was so loving as he. And as he went forth to hoe, harrow, and plough, 1 milk'd him sweet syllabubs under my cow; O then I was kiss'd, as I sat on his knee. No man in the world was so loving as he. But now he has left me, and Fanny, the fair, Employs all his wishes, his thoughts, and his care ; And he kisses her lips, and she sits on his knee, As he says all the soft things he once said to me. But if she believe him, the false-hearted swain Will leave her, and then she with me may complain For nought is more certain (believe, silly Sue), Who once has been faithless, can never be tnie." She finished her song, and rose up to be gone, When over the meadow came jolly young John ; Who told her that she was the joy of his life. And, if she'd consent, he would make her his wife ; She could not refuse him, to church so they went. Young Billy's forgot, and young Susan's content. Most men are like Billy, most women like Sue ; If men will be false, why should women be true ? Ujiktunvn. AXSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION OF MRS. HOWE. What is Prudery? 'Tis a beldam. Seen with wit and beauty seldom. 'Tis a fear that starts at shadows. 'Tis (no 'tisn't) like Miss Meadows. Lyra Elegantianim. 99 'Tis a virgin hard of feature, Old, and void of all good-nature ; Lean and fretful ; would seem wise ; Yet plays the fool before she dies, 'Tis an ugly envious shrew That rails at dear Lepell and you. Alexander Pope. ' WHAT IS PRUDENCE? Prudence, Sir William, is a jewel — Is clothes, and meat, and drink, and fuel ! Prudence ! for man the very best of wives. Whom bards have seldom met with in their lives ; Which certes does account for, in some measure, Their grievous want of worldly treasure. On which the greatest blockheads make their brags, And sheweth why we see, instead of lace About the poet's back, with little grace. Those fluttering, French-like followers — call'd rags. Prudence, a sweet, obliging, curtsying lass, Fit through this hypocritic world to pass ! Who kept at first a little peddling shop. Swept her own room, twirled her own mop, Wash'd her own clothes, caught her own fleas. And rose to fame and fortune by degrees ; Who, when she enter'd other people's houses, 'Till spoke to was as silent as a mouse is ; And of opinions tho' possess'd a store. She left them with her pattens — at the door. John Wolcot. CX.XXIII. SONG BY A PERSON OF QUALITY. I SAID to my heart, between sleeping and waking. Thou wild thing, that always art leaping or aching. What black, brown, or fair, in what clime, in what nation, By turns has not taught thee a pit-a-pat-ation ? H 2 lOO I.yra Elc\^,Jiititinim. Tluis accused, the wild thing gave tliis solicr reply: — Sec tlic licart witliout motion, though Ceiia pass l)y ! Not the lx;auty she has, or the wit that she borrows, Gives the eye any joys, or the heart any sorrows. When our Sappho appears, she whose wit's so refined, I am forced to applaud with the rest of mankind; Whatever she says, is with spirit and fire; livery word I attend ; but I only admire. I'rudentia as vainly would put in her claim, liver gazing on heaven, tho' man is her aim : 'Tis love, not devotion, that turns up her eyes ; Those stai"s of the world are too good for the skies. But Chloe so lively, so easy, so fair, Her wit so genteel, -without art, without care; When she comes in my way, the emotion, the pain, Tlie leapings, the achings, return all again. O wonderful creature ! a woman of reason ! Never grave out of pride, never gay out of season ! When so easy to guess who this angel should be, \\'ould one think Mrs. Howard ne'er dreamt it was she? Lord Pderbo rough. cxxxiv. THE LOVER'S CHOICE. You, Damon, covet to possess The nymph tliat sparkles in her dress; Would mstling silks and hoops invade, And clasp an armful of brocade. Such raise the price of your delight Who purchase both their red and white, And, pirate-like surprise your heart With colours of adulterate art. Me, Damon, me the maid enchants Whose cheeks the hand of nature paints ; A modest blush adorns her face, Her air an unaffected grace. Lyra Ekganiiariim. loi No art she knows, or seeks to know ; No chann to wealthy pride will owe ; No gems, no gold she needs to wear ; She shines intrinsically fair. William Bcdingfield. cxxxv. AMYNTA. My sheep I neglected, I broke my sheep-hook, And all the gay haunts of my youth I forsook ; No more for Amynta fi-esh garlands I wove ; For ambition, I said, would soon cure me of love. O, what had my }-outh with ambition to do ? Why left I Amynta ? why broke I my vow ? O, give me my sheep, and my sheep-hook restore, And I'll wander from love and Amynta no more. Through regions remote in vain do I rove, And bid the wide ocean secure me from love ! O, fool ! to imagine that aught could subdue A love so well founded, a passion so true J Alas, 'tis too late at thy fate to repine ; Poor Shepherd, Amynta can no more be thine ; Thy tears are all fruitless, thy wishes are vain, The moments neglected return not again. Sir GUbcrt Elliot. Strephon, when you see me fly, Why should that your fear create ? Maids may be as often shy. Out of love, as out of hate : When from you I fly away, 'Tis because I fear to stay. Did I out of hatred run Less would be my pain and care; But the youth I love to shun ! Who could such a trial bear? Who, that such a swain did see. Who could love, and fly, like me ? Lyra Elcgaitt'ninim. Cruel iliity I)i(ls inc (jo ; Clcntle love commaiuls my stay ; Duty's still to love a foe; Siiall I tilts or that ol)oy ? Duty frowns, ami Cupitl smiles. That dcfcuds, aiid this beguiles. Ever by this crj'stal stream, I could sit and see thee sigh, Kavisli'd with this pleasing dream, O, 'tis worse than death to fly ! I)ut the danger is so great, Fear gives wings instead of feet. If you love me, Strephon, leave me ; If you stay, I am midone; O, you may with ease deceive me ; Pr'ythee, charming boy, begone : The gods decree, that we must part ; They have my vow, but you my heart. Unkncni'Tt. CXXXVII. WIIA T IS A WOMAN LIKE ? A WOMAN is like to — but stay — What a woman is like, who can say ? There is no linng with or without one — Love bites like a fly. Now an ear, now an eye. Buz, buz, always buzzing about one. When she's tender and kind She is like, to my mind, (And Fanny was so, I remember). She's like to — O dear I She's as good, very near, As a ripe melting peach in .September. If she laugh, and she chat, Play, joke, and all that. And with smiles and good himiour she meet me, She's like a rich dish Of venison or fish. That ciies from the table, Come eat me ! Lyra Elcganliarmn. 103 But she'll plague you, and vex you, Distract and perplex you ; False-hearted and ranging, Unsettled and changing. What then do you think, she is like ? Like a sand ? like a rock ? Like a wheel ? like a clock ? Ay, a clock that is always at strike. Her head's like the island folks tell on, Which nothing but monkeys can dwell on ; Her heart's like a lemon — so nice She carves for each lover a slice ; In truth she's to me. Like the wind, like the sea. Whose raging will hearken to no man ; Like a mill, like a pill. Like a flail, like a whale. Like an ass, like a glass Whose image is constant to no man ; Like a shov/er, like a flower, Like a fly, like a pie. Like a pea, like a flea. Like a thief, like — in brief, She's like nothing on earth — but a woman ! Unknoui'.:. THE TOWN AND COUNTRY MOUSE. A Fragment. Once on a time, so nms the fable, A country mouse, right hospitable, Received a town mouse at his board. Just as a farmer might a lord. A frugal mouse, upon the whole. Yet loved his friend, and had a soul. Knew what was handsome, and could do't, On just occasion, " coutc qui coiite." He brought him bacon, nothing lean, Pudding, that might have pleased a Dean ; Cheese, such as men in Suffolk make, But wish'd it Stilton for his sake; I04 Lyra Elri^antianon. r \'et, to his giicst thougli no ways sjiaring, He ate liiinsclf the rind and pariiij;. Our courtier scarce could touch a hit, Hut sliow'd his hreediiijj and liis wit ; He did his best to seem to eat, And cried, " I vow, you're mighty neat. , " But Lord, my friend, this savage scene ! " For God's sake, come and live with men : " Consider, mice, like men, must die, " Hoth small and great, both you and I; " Then spend your life in joy and sport, " (This doctrine, friend, I learnt at court)." The veriest hermit in the nation May yield, God knows, to strong temptation. Away they came, through thick and thin, To a tall house near Lincoln's-Inn: ('Twas on the night of a debate. When all their Lordships had sat late). Behold the place, where if a poet Shined in description, he might show it ; Tell how tlie moon-beam trembling falls, And tips with silver all the walls; Palladian walls, Venetian doors, Grotesco roofs, and stucco floors : But let it, in a word, be said, The moon was up, and men a-bed. The napkins white, the carpet red : The guests withdrawn had left the treat, And down the mice sat, tele-a-tele. Our courtier walks from dish to dish, Tastes for his friend of fowl and fish ; Tells all their names, lays down the law, " Que fa est don ! Ah goittcz fa ! " That jelly's rich, this Malmsey's healing, " Pray dip your whiskers and your tail in." Was ever such a happy swain ? He stuffs, and swills, and stuffs again. " I'm quite asham'd — 'tis mighty rude " To eat so much — but all's so good. " I have a thousand thanks to give — " My Lord alone knows how to live." No sooner said, than from the hall Rush chaplain, butler, dogs and all : "A rat, a rat I clap to the door" — Lyra Elegaiitianim. 105 The cat comes bouncing on the floor. O for the heart of Homer's mice, Or gods to save them in a trice ! " An't please your honour," quoth the peasant, " This same dessert is not so pleasant : " Give me again my hollow tree, " A crust of bread, and liberty !" Alexander Pope, THE ENTAIL. In a fair summer's radiant mom A Butterfly, divinely born, Whose lineage dated from the mud Of Noah's or Deucalion's flood. Long hovering round a perfumed lawn, By various gusts of odour drawn, At last establish'd his repose On the rich bosom of a Rose. The palace pleased the lordly guest ; "What insect owned a prouder nest ? The dewy leaves luxurious shed Their bahny odours o'er his head. And with their silken tap'stry fold His limbs enthroned on central gold, He thinks the thorns embattled round To guard his lovely castle's mound. And all the bushes' wide domain Subservient to his fancied reign. Such ample blessings swell'd the Fly, Yet in his mind's capacious eye, He roU'd the change of mortal things; The common fate of F"lies and Kings. With grief he saw how lands and honours Are apt to slide to various owners ; Where Mowbrays dwelt, now grocers dwell, And how Cits buy what Barons sell. " Great Phcebus, Patriarch of my line, Avert such shame from sons of thine! To them confirm these roofs," he said; And then he swore an oath so dread, io6 Lyra ElcgiMitianiin. The stoutest wasp tliat wears a sword Had tivinhlcil to liave licard the word! " If Law ean rivet down I'.ntails, These manors ne'er sliall pass to Snails, * I swear" — and tiien he smote liis ermine — *' These towere were never built for vermin." A Cateqiillar grovell'd near, A subtle slow Conveyancer, Who, summoned, waddles with his quill To draw the haughty Insect's will. None but his heirs must own the spot, Begotten, or to be begot ; Each leaf he binds, each bud he ties To eggs of eggs of Butterflies. When lo ! how Fortune loves to tease Those who would dictate her decrees ! A wanton boy was passing by ; The wanton child beheld the Fly, And eager ran to seize the prey — But, too impetuous in his play, Crush'd the proud tenant of an hour, And swept away the Mansion-flower. Ho7-ace IValpole, Earl of Orford. CXL. ON A HALFPENNY WHLCLL A YOUNG LADY GA VE A BEGGAR, AND WHIG LI THE A UTLIOK REDEEMED FOR HALF-A-CROWN. Dear little, pretty, favourite ore. That once increased Gloriana's store ; That lay within her bosom blest, Gods might have envied thee thy rest ! I've read, imperial Jove of old For love transfonn'd himself to gold : And why for a more lovely lass May he not now have lurk'd in brass ? O, rather than from her he'd part He'd shut that charitable heart. That heart whose goodness nothing less Than his vast power could dispossess. Lyra Elegantiauim. 107 From Gloriana's gentle touch Thy mighty value now is such, That thou to me art worth alone More than his medals are to Sloane. Henry Fielding. I LATELY vow'd, but 'twas in haste. That I no more would court The joys that seem when they are past As dull as they are short. I oft to hate my mistress swear, But soon my weakness find ; I make my oaths when she's severe. But break them when she's kind. yohn Oldmixou. CXLIL ON BE A U NASH'S PICTURE AT BA TH, WHICH ONCE STOOD BETWEEN THE BUSTS OF NEWTON AND POPE. This picture placed these busts between. Gives satire its full strength ; Wisdom and wit are seldom seen, But folly at full length. Airs, yane Brcreton. CXLIII. ON THE ABOVE LINES. Immortal Newton never spoke More truth than here you'll find ; Nor Pope himself ere penn'd a joke, Severer on mankind. Philip Stanhope, Earl of Chesterfield. 'oS Lyra F.le^autiarum, CXI.IV. ADVICE TO A LADY IN AUTUMN. Asses' milk, half a jjiiU, take at seven, or before, Then sleep for an hour or two, and no more. At nine stretch your amis, and oh! think when alone There's no pleasure in bed. — Mary, brin<,' me my gown : Sli|) on that ere you rise ; let your caution be such ; Keep all cold from your breast, there's already too much Your pinners set right, your twitchcr tied on, Your prayers at an end, and your breakfast quite done. Retire to some author improving and gay, And with sense like your own, set your mind for the day. At twelve you may walk, for at this time o' the year. The sun, like your wit, is as mild as 'tis clear: But mark in the meadows the ruin of time ; Take the hint, and let life be improved in its prime. Return not in haste, nor of dressing take heed ; For beauty, like yours, no assistance can need. With an appetite thus down to dinner you sit. Where the chief of the feast is the flow of your wit : Let this be indulged, and let laughter go round ; As it pleases your mind to your health 'twill redound. After dinner two glasses at least, I approve ; Name the first to the King, and the last to your love : Thus cheerful, with wisdom, with innocence, gay, And calm with your joys, gently glide through the day. The dews of the evening most carefully shun ; Those tears of the sky for the loss of the sun. Then in chat, or at play, with a dance, or a song. Let the night, like the day, pass with pleasure along. All cares, but of love, banish far from your mind ; And those you may end, when you please to be kind. Philip StiDihope, Earl of Chesterfield. ON LORD ISLAY'S GARDEN AT WHITTON ON HO UNSL W HE A TH. Old Islay, to show his fine delicate taste, In improving his garden purloin'd from the waste; Lyra Elegantiariiin. 109 Bade his gard'ner one morning lay open his views, By cutting a couple of grand avenues. No particular prospect his Lordship intended, But left it to chance how his walks should be ended, With transport and joy he perceiv'd his first view end In a favourite prospect — a church that was ruin'd ; But alas ! what a sight did the next cut exhibit. At the end of the walk hung a rogue on a gibbet ! He beheld it and wept, for it caused him to muse on Full many a Campbell that died with his shoes on. All amazed and aghast at the ominous scene. He ordered it quick to be closed up again. With a clump of Scotch fir trees by way of a screen. Philip Stanhope, Earl of Chesterfield. CXLVI. ON A WOMAN OF FASHION. " Then, behind, all my hair is done up in a plat. And so, like a cornet's, tuck'd under my hat, Then I mount on my palfrey as gay as a lark, And, foUow'd by John, take the dust in High Park. In the way I am met by some smart macaroni, Who rides by my side on a little bay pony — No sturdy Hibernian, with shoulders so wide, But as taper and slim as the ponies they ride; Their legs are as slim, and their shoulders no wider. Dear sweet little creatures, both pony and rider ! " But sometimes, when hotter, I order my chaise, And manage, myself, my two little greys : Sure never were seen two such sweet little ponies. Other horses are clowns, and these macaronies. And to give them this title I'm sure isn't wrong, Their legs are so slim, and their tails are so long. ' ' In Kensington Gardens to stroll up and down, You know was the fashion before you left town. The thing's well enough, when allowance is made For the size of the trees and the depth of the shade, But the spread of their leaves such a shelter affords To those noisy impertinent creatures call'd birds, Whose ridiculous chirruping ruins the scene. Brings the country before me, and gives me the spleen. lo I.y)'ii Elc'i:;autiant»i. " \'ct, llioujjh 'tis too rural — to come near llie mark, We all hen! in one walk, and that, nearest the park, There with ease we may see, as we pass by the wicket. The chimneys of Knightsbridjje, and — footmen at cricket. I must though, in justice, declare that the grass, Which, worn l»y our feet, is diminish'd ajiace, In a little time more will he brown and as flat As the sand at Vauxhall, or as Ranelagh mat. Improving thus fast, perhaps, by degrees We may see rolls and butter spread under the trees, With a small pretty band in each seat of the walk. To play little tunes and enliven our talk." Thomas Ticket I. Last Sunday at St. James's prayers, The prince and princess by, I, drest in all my whale-bone airs, Sat in a closet nigh. I bow'd my knees, I held my book. Read all the answers o'er; But was per\'erted by a look. Which pierced me from the door. High thoughts of Heaven I came to use, With the devoutest care; Which gay young Strephon made me lose, And all the raptures there. He stood to hand me to my chair, And bow'd with courtly grace ; But whisper'd love into my ear. Too warm for that grave place. " Love, love," said he, "by all adored, My tender heart has won." But I grew peevish at the word. And bade he would be gone. He went quite out of sight, while I A kinder answer meant ; Nor did I for my sins that day By half so much repent. Unkncmin. Lyra Elegantiarmn. Ill CXLVIII. THE RETALIATION. Of old, when Scarron his companions invited, Each guest brought his dish, and the feast was united ; If our landlord supplies us with beef and with fish, Let each guest bring himself, and he brings a good dish : Our Dean shall be venison, just fresh from the plains; Our Burke shall be tongue, with a garnish of brains ; Our Will shall be wild fowl, of excellent flavour ; And Dick with his pepper shall heighten their savour : Our Cumberland's sweet-bread its place shall obtain. And Douglas is pudding, substantial and plain : Our Garrick a salad, for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree : To make out the dinner, full certain I am That Ridge is anchovy, and Reynolds is lamb ; That Hickey's a capon; and, by the same rule, Magnanimous Goldsmith a gooseberry-fool. At a dinner so various, at such a repast. Who'd not be a glutton, and stick to the last ? Here, waiter, more wine, let me sit while I'm able, Till all my companions sink under the table ; Then, with chaos and blunders encirling my head, Let me ponder, and tell what I think of the dead. Here lies the good Dean, reunited to earth. Who mix'd reason with pleasure, and wisdom with mirth ; If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt, At least in six weeks I could not find them out ; Yet some have declared, and it can't be denied them. That Slyboots was cursedly cunning to hide them. Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such, We scarcely can praise it, or blame it too much ; Who, bom for the universe, narrow'd his mind. And to party gave up what was meant for mankind : Though fraught with all learning, yet straining his throat To persuade Tommy Townshend to lend him a vote: Who, too deep for his hearers, still went on refining, And thought of convincing, while they thought of dining; Tho' equal to all things, for all things unfit. Too nice for a statesman, too proud for a wit ; For a patriot too cool ; for a drudge disobedient ; And too fond of the right to pursue the expedient. [2 Lyra E/i\^<7>ifi(innn. In short, 'twas liis fate, uneinploy'd or in place, Sir, To eat mutton cold, and cut blocks with a razor. Here lies honest William, whose heart was a mint, ^Vhile the owner ne'er knew half the good that was in't ; The pupil of impulse, it forced him along, His conduct still right, with his argument wrong; Still aiming at lionour, yet fearing to roam, The coachman ^\as tijisy, the chariot drove home: AVould you ask for his merits ? alas, he had none : What was good was spontaneous, his faults were his own. Here lies honest Richard, whose fate I must sigh at, Alas, that such frolic should now be so quiet ! What spirits were his, what wit and what whim, Now breaking a jest, and now breaking a limb! Now wrangling and grumbling to keep up the ball, Now teasing and vexing, yet laughing at all ! In short, so provoking a devil was Dick, That we wish'd him full ten times a day at Old Nick ; But, missing his mirth and agreeable vein, As often we wish'd to have Dick back again. Here Cumberland lies, having acted his parts. The Terence of England, the mender of hearts ; A flattering painter, who made it his care To draw men as they ought to be, not what they are. His gallants are all faultless, his women divine. And Comedy wonders at being so fine ; I^ike a tragedy-queen he has dizen'd her out. Or rather like tragedy giving a rout. His fools have their follies so lost in a crowd Of ^^rtues and feelings, that folly grows proud ; And coxcombs, alike in their failings alone, Adopting his portraits, are pleased with their own. Say, where has our poet this malady caught ? Or wherefore his characters thus without fault ? Say, was it, that vainly directing his view To find out men's virtues, and finding them few. Quite sick of pursuing each troublesome elf. He grew lazy at last, and drew from himself? Here Douglas retires from his toils to relax. The scourge of impostors, the terror of quacks. Come, all ye quack bards, and ye quacking divines. Come, and dance on the spot where your tyrant reclines. When satire and censure encircled his throne, I fear'd for your safety, I fear'd for my own : Lyra Elcgaiitiarum. 1 1 3 But now he is gone, and we want a detector, Our Dodds shall be pious, our Kenricks shall lecture ; Macpherson write bombast, and call it a style ; Our Townshend make speeches, and I shall compile ; New Lauders and Bowers the Tweed shall cross over, No countryman living their tricks to discover : Detection her taper shall quench to a spark. And Scotchman meet Scotchman and cheat in the dark. Here lies David Garrick, describe him who can ? . An abridgement of all that was pleasant in man ; As an actor, confest without rival to shine ; As a wit, if not first, in the veiy first line ; Yet with talents like these, and an excellent heart, The man had his failings, a dupe to his art ; Like an ill-judging beauty his colours he spread, And beplaster'd with rouge his own natural red. On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting : 'Twas only that when he was off he was acting; With no reason on earth to go out of his way, He tum'd and he varied full ten times a day : Tho' secure of our hearts, yet confoundedly sick If they were not his own by finessing and trick; He cast off his friends as a huntsman his pack. For he knew when he pleased he could whistle them back. Of praise a mere glutton, he swallow'd what came, And the puff of a dunce he mistook it for fame ; Till his relish grown callous, almost to disease, Who pepper'd the highest was surest to please. But let us be candid, and speak out our mind : If dunces applauded, he paid them in kind. Ye Kenricks, ye Kellys, and Woodfalls so grave, What a commerce was yours, while you got and you gave ! How did Grub-street re-echo the shouts that you raised. When he was be-Roscius'd, and you were bepraised ! But peace to his spirit, wherever it flies. To act as an angel, and mix with the skies ! Those poets who owe their best fame to his skill. Shall still be his flatterers, go where he will ; Old Shakespeare receive him with praise and with love. And Beaumonts and Bens be his Kellys above. Here Hickey reclines, a most blunt, pleasant creature, And Slander itself must allow him good-nature : He cherish'd his friend, and he rclish'd a bumper: Yet ons fault he had, and that one was a thumper. I 1 14 Lyra Elrgtiiitliinim. roilia]is you may ask if the man was a miser? I answer, no, no, lor he always was wiser. 'I'oo courteous, jieriiaps, or ohlii^int^ly flat ? His very worst foe can't accuse him of that. IVrhaps he confided in men as tliey go. Anil >o was too foolishly honest ? Ah no ! Then what was his failing? Come, tell it, and burn ye,— He was, could he help it ? a special attorney. Here Reynolds is laid, and to tell you my mind, He has not left a wiser or better behind : His ])encil was striking, resistless, and grand: His manners were gentle, complying, and bland; Still born to improve us in every part. His ]5encil our faces, his manners our heart : To coxcombs averse, yet most civilly steering, ^Vhen they judged without skill he was still hard of hearing; When they talk'd of their Raphaels, Correggios, and stuff. He shifted his trumpet, and only took snuff. Oliver GoldsmitJi. Come, come, my good shepherds, our flocks wc must shear. In your holyday suits, with your lasses appear; The happiest of folk, are the guiltless and free, And who are so guiltless, so happy, as we ? ^Ve harbour no passions, by luxury taught, \\"e practise no arts, with hypocrisy fraught ; What we think in our hearts, you may read in our eyes ; For knowing no falsehood, we need no disguise. By mode and caprice are the city dames led. But we, as the children of nature are bred ; By her hand alone we are painted and dress'd, For the roses will bloom when there 's peace in the breast. That giant. Ambition, we never can dread ; Our roofs are too low for so lofty a head ; Content and sweet cheerfulness open our door, They smile with the simple, and feed with the poor. When love has possess'd us, that love we reveal : Like the flocks that we feed are the passions we feel; Lyra Elegantiarnm. 1 1 5 So harmless and simple we sport, and we play, And leave to fine folks to deceive and betray. David Garrick. Ye fair married dames, who so often deplore That a lover once blest is a lover no more ; Attend to my counsel, nor blush to be taught That prudence must cherish what beauty has caught. The bloom of your cheek, and the glance of your eye, Your roses and lilies may make the men sigh ; But roses and lilies, and sighs pass away. And passion will -die as your beauties decay. Use the man that you wed like your fav'rite guitar, Though music in both, they are both apt to jar; How tuneful and soft from a delicate touch, — Not handled too roughly, or play'd on too much ! The sparrow and linnet will feed from your hand. Grow tame at your kindness, and come at command ; Exert with your husband the same happy skill ; For hearts, like young birds, may be tamed at your will. Be gay and good-humoured, complying and kind. Turn the chief of your care from your face to your mind ; 'Tis thus that a wife may her conquests improve, And Hymen shall rivet the fetters of Love. David Garrick. Too plain, dear youth, these tell-tale eyes My heart your own declare ; But for love's sake let it suffice You reign triumphant there. Forbear your utmost power to try. Nor further urge your sway ; Press not for what I must deny, For fear I should obey. I 2 Il6 Lyrn Elcgantiarutn. Could all your arts successful prove, Would you a maid undo, Whose greatest failing is her love, And that her love for you ? Say, would you use that very power Vou from her fondness claim. To ruin in one fatal hour A life of spotless fame ? Resolve not then to do an ill, Because perhaps you may ; But rather use your utmost skill To save me, than betray. Be you yourself my virtue's guard ; Defend, and not pursue ; Since 'tis a task for me too hard To strive with love and you. Soame yenyns. A POETICAL EPISTLE TO LORD CLARE. Thanks, my Lord, for your venison — for finer or fatter Never ranged in a forest, or smoked in a platter ; The haunch was a picture for painters to study. The fat was so white, and the lean was so ruddy ; Though my stomach was sharp, I could scarce help regretting To spoil such a delicate picture by eatingi I had thought, in my chambers, to place it in view. To be shewTi to my friends as a piece oi virtu — As in some Irish houses, where things are so-so, One gammon of bacon hangs up for a show ; But, for eating a rasher of what they take pride in. They'd as soon think of eating the pan it is fry'd in. But hold — let me pause — don't I hear you pronounce This tale of the bacon's a damnable bounce; Well, suppose it a bounce — sure a poet may try. By a bounce now and then, to get courage to fly. But, my Lord, it's no bounce — I protest in my turn, It's a truth — and your lordship may ask Mr. Bum. Lyra Elcgantiaritm. 1 1 7 To go on with my tale — as I gazed on the haunch I thought of a friend tliat was trusty and stauncli — • So I cut it, and sent it to Reynolds undrest, To paint it, or eat it, just as he liked best. Of the neck and the breast I had next to dispose — 'Twas a neck and a breast that might rival Monroe's : But in parting with these, I was puzzled again, With the how, and the who, and the where, and the when. There's H — d, and C — y, and H — rth, and H — ff, I think they love venison— I know they love beef: There's my countryman Higgins O, let him alone, For making a blunder, or picking a bone. But hang it — to poets, who seldom can eat, Your very good mutton's a very good treat ; Such dainties to them, their health it might hurt — I'ts like sending them rufSes, when wanting a shirt. While thus I debated, in reverie center'd. An acquaintance, a friend as he called himself, enter'd : An underbred, fine-spoken fellow was he. And he smiled as he look'd at the venison and me. ' ' What have we got here ? — why this is good eating ! Your own, I suppose — or is it in waiting?" " Why, whose should it be ? " cried I, with a flounce ; " I get these things often ;" — but that was a bounce : " Some lords, my acquaintance, that settle the nation, Are pleased to be kind — but I hate ostentation." " If that be the case then," cried he, very gay, " I'm glad I have taken this house in my way:" " To-morrow you'll take a poor dinner with me ; No words — I insist on't— precisely at three: We'll have Johnson, and Burke, all the wits will be there ; My acquaintance is slight, or I'd ask my Lord Clare, And, now that I think on't, as I am a sinner. We wanted this venison to make out the dinner, What say you — a pasty — it shall and it must ; And my wife, little Kitty, is famous for crust. Here, porter, this venison with me to Mile-End ; No stirring, I beg — my dear friend — my dear friend ! " Thus snatching his hat, he brushed off like the wind, And the porter and eatables followed behind. Left alone to reflect, having emptied my shelf, And " nobody with me at sea but myself;" Tho' I could not help thinking my gentleman hasty, Yet Johnson, and Burke, and a good venison pasty, IlS Lyra Elegantianim. AVero thiiijj"^ that T never disliked in my life, Tliu' cloj;i,'etl with a coxconih, and Kitty lii^ wife: So next day, in due splendour to make my ajiproach, I drove to his door in my own hackney-coach. When come to tlie i>lace wliere we all were to dine, (A chair-lumber'd closet just twelve feet by nine) !Nly friend hade me welcome, but struck me quite dumb With tidings that Johnson and Ikirke would not come ; "For I knew it," he cried, "both eternally fail, The one with his speeches, and t'other with Thrale; But no matter, I'll warrant we'll make up the party \Vith two full as clever, and ten times as hearty ; The one is a Scotchman, the other a Jew — They both of them merry, and authors like you; The one writes the Snarler, the other the Scourge ; Some think he ivrites Cinna — he owns to Panurge." While thus he described them by trade and by name, They entered, and dinner was served as they came. At the top a fried liver and bacon were seen, At the bottom was tripe in a swinging tureen ; At the sides there was spinach and pudding made hot ; In the middle a place where the i»sty — was not. Now, my Lord, as for tripe, it's my utter aversion, And your bacon I hate like a Turk or a Persian ; So there I sat stuck, like a horse in a pound. While the bacon and liver went merrily round ; But what vcx'd me most, was that hang'd Scottish rogue, With his long-winded speeches, his smiles, and his brogue, And "madam," quoth he, "may this bit be my poison, A prettier dinner I never set eyes on ; Pray a slice of your liver, tho' may I be curst. But I've ate of your tripe, till I'm ready to burst." "The tripe," quoth the Jew, with his chocolate cheek, " I could dine on this tripe seven days in a week : I like these here dinners, so pretty and small ; But your friend there the Doctor eats nothing at all." " 0-oh," quoth my friend, " he'll come on in a trice, He's keeping a comer for something that's nice : There's a pasty " — " a pasty !" repeated the Jew; " I don't care if I keep a comer for't too." " What the de'il, mon, a pasty," re-echo'd the Scot ; " Though splitting, I'll still keep a corner for that." " We'll all keep a corner," the lady cried out ; " We'll all keep a comer," was echo'd about. Lyra Elegantiarum. 119 While thus we resolved, and the pasty delay'd, With looks that quite petrified, enter'd the maid ! A visage so sad, and so pale with affright, AVaked Priam in drawing his curtains by night ! But we quickly found out — for who could mistake her — That she came with some terrible news from the baker ; And so it fell out, for that negligent sloven Had shut out the pasty on shutting his oven ! Sad Philomel thus — but let similes drop — And, now that I think on't, the story may stop. To be plain, my good Lord, it's but labour misplaced, To send such good verses to one of your taste ; You've got an -odd something — a kind of discerning — A relish — a taste — sicken'd over by learning ; At least it's your temper, as very well known, That you think very slightly of all that's your own : So, perhaps, in your habit of thinking amiss. You may make a mistake, and think slightly of this. Oliver Goldsmith. I LATELY thought no man alive Could e'er improve past forty-five, And ventured to assert it. The obsei'vation was not new, But seemed to me so just and time That none could controvert it. *' No, sir," said Johnson, "'tis not so ; 'Tis your mistake, and I can show An instance, if you doubt it. You, who perhaps are forty-eight, May still improve, 'tis not too late ; I wish you'd set about it." Encouraged thus to mend my faults, I tum'd his counsel in my thoughts Which way I could a])ply it ; Genius I knew was past my reach. For who can learn what none can teach? And wit — I could not buy it. l.yra Kh-^antiantm. Tlion come, my friends, and try your skill ; \'iiu may improve me if you will, (My hooks are at a distance) : \\'ith you I'll live and learn, and then Instead of books I shall read men, So lend me your assistance. Dear Knij,'ht of Plympton, teach nio how To suffer with unclouded brow, And smile serene as thine, The jest uncouth and tnith severe ; Like thee to turn my deafest ear, And calmly drink my wine. Thou say'st not only skill is gain'd, But genius, too, may be attain'd, By studious imitation ; Thy temper mild, thy genius fine, I'll study till I make them mine By constant meditation. The art of pleasing teach me, Garrick, Thou who reversest odes Pindarick A second time read o'er ; O could we read thee backwards too. Last thirty years thou shouldst review, And charm us thirty more. If I have thoughts and can't express 'em, Gibbon shall teach me how to dress 'em In terms select and terse ; Jones, teach me modesty and Greek ; Smith, how to think ; Burke, how to speak ; And Beauclerk, to converse. Let Johnson teach me how to place In fairest light each borrow'd grace. From him I'll learn to write: Copy his free and easy style. And from the roughness of his file Grow, like himself, polite. Dr. Bai'iiard, of Ktllaloe. Lyra Elegantia7-ii)ii. When Molly smiles beneath her cow, I feel my heart — I can't tell how; When Molly is on Sunday drest, On Sundays I can take no rest. What can I do? on worky days I leave my work on her to gaze. What shall I say? At sermons, I Forget the text when Molly's by. Good master curate, teach me how To mind your preaching, and my plough : And if for this you'll raise a spell, A good fat goose shall thank you well. Unknown. ROBIN'S COMPLAINT. Did ever swain a nymph adore, As I ungrateful Nanny do ? Was ever shepherd's heart so sore, Or ever broken heart so true ? My cheeks are swell'd with tears, but she Has never wet a cheek for me. If Nanny call'd, did e'er I stay ? Or linger, when she bid me run ? She only had the word to say, And all she wish'd was quickly done. I always think of her, but she Does ne'er bestow a thought on me. To let her cows my clover taste, Have I not rose by break of day ? Did ever Nanny's heifers fast. If Robin in his liarn had hay? Though to my fields they welcome were, I ne'er was welcome yet to her. Lyra Rlci^aiitiarum. If ever \anny Idst a sheep, Tlieii elieerfully I gase lier two ; An^>er/ Ilcrrkk. Lyra Eleganfiannn. \'i.'l UPON A LAD V THA T DLED LN CHILD-BED, AND LEFT A DAUGHTER BEHIND HER. As gilly-flowers do but stay- To blow, and seed, and so away, So you, sweet lady, sweet as May, The garden's glory, lived awhile, To lend the world your scent and smile : But when your own fair print was set Once in a virgin flosculet, Sweet as yourself, and newly blown. To give that life, resigii'd your own ; But so, as still the mother's power Lives in the pretty lady-flower. Robert Herru-k. UPON THE DEATH OF SIR A. MORTONS WIFE. He first deceased ; she, for a little, tried To live without him, liked it not, and died. Sir Henry IVotton. CLXVIII. FOR MY OWN MONUMENT. As doctors give physic by way of prevention. Mat, alive and in health, of his tombstone took care ; For delays are unsafe, and his pious intention May haply be never fulfill'd by his heir. Then take Mat's word for it, tlie sculptor is paid ; That the figure is fine, pray believe your own eye; Yet credit but lightly what more may be said. For we flatter ourselves, and teach marble to lie. Vet counting as far as to fifty his years. His virtues and vices were as other men's are; High hopes he conceived, and he smother'd great fears, In a life party-colour'd, half pleasure, half care. J 28 Lyra EUgantinnnn. Nor to business a tlnuljjc, nor to faction a slave, He strove to make interest and freedom agree; In jHililic employments industrious ami grave, And alone with his friends. Lord ! how merry was he. Now in equipage stately, now humbly on foot, J5oth fortunes he tried, l)ut to neither woukl tnist ; And whirl'd in the round as the wheel turn'd about, He found riches had wings, and knew man was but dust. This verse, little polish'd, tho' mighty sincere, Sets neither his titles nor merit to view; It says tliat liis relics collected lie here, And no mortal yet knows too if this may be true. Fierce robbers there are that infest the highway. So Mat may be kill'd, and his bones never found ; False witness at court, and fierce tempests at sea, So Mat may yet chance to be hang d or be drown'd. If his bones lie in earth, roll in sea, fly in air. To Fate we must yield, and the thing is the same ; And if passing thou giv'st him a smile or a tear. He cares not — yet, prithee, be kind to his fame. MattJmo Prior. CLXIX. ON HIMSELF. To me 'tis given to die, to thee 'tis given To live ; alas I one moment sets us even ; Mark how impartial is the will of Heaven ! Matthrw Prior. EPITAPH FOR ONE WHO WOULD NOT BE BURIED IN WESTMINSTER ABBEY. Hkroes and kings ! your distance keep. In peace let one poor poet sleep, Who never fiatter'd folks like you : Let Horace blush, and Virgil too. Alexander Pope. Lyn-a Elegantianim. 129 ON TWIN-SISTERS. Fair marble tell to future days That here two virgin-sisters lie, Whose life employ'd each tongue in praise, Whose death gave tears to every eye- In stature, beauty, years and fame. Together as they grew, they shone; So much alike, so much the same. That death mistook them both for one. Unknown. Wind, gentle evergreen, to fonn a shade Around the tomb where Sophocles is laid : Sweet ivy, wind thy boughs, and intertwine With blushing roses and the clustering vine ; Thus will thy lasting leaves, with beauties hung. Prove grateful emblems of the lays he sung ; Whose soul, exalted, like a god of wit Among the Muses and the Graces writ. Unknown. Gaily I lived as ease and nature taught. And spent my little life without a thought ; And am annoyed that Death, that tyrant grim. Should think of me, who never thought of him. Unkno'cun. To my ninth decade I have totter'd on, And no soft arm bends now my steps to steady ; She, who once led me where she would, is gone. So when he calls me, Death shall find me ready. Waller S. Landor. K 130 Lyra Eh-gantiarum. CLXXV. O.y SOUTIIEY'S DEATH. FrikniisI licar tlic words my wandering thoughts would say, And cast them into shape some other day; Southey, my friend of forty years, is gone, And, shatter'd by the fall, I stand alone. Walter S. Landor. EPITAPH IN CROYLAND ABBEY. Man's life is like unto a winter's day, — Some break their fast and so depart away. Others stay dinner, then depart full fed : The longest age but sups and goes to bed. O, reader, then behold and see, As we are now, so thou must be ! Unkncnun. TO AN INFANT NEWLY BORN. On parent's knees, a naked new-bom child. Weeping thou sat'st while all around thee smiled ; So live, that sinking in thy long last sleep. Calm thou may'st smile, while all around thee weep. Sir William Jones. CLXXVIII. FEA THERS. There falls with every wedding-chime A feather from the wing of Time. You pick it up, and say, " How fair To look upon its colours are !" Another drops, day after day. Unheeded ; not one word you say: When bright and dusky are blown past, Upon the hearse there nods the last. Walter S. Landor. Lyra Elegantianitn, 131 TO HIS SOUL. Poor little, pretty, fluttering thing, Must we no longer live together ? And dost thou prune thy trembling wing. To take thy flight thou know'st not whither ? Thy humorous vein, thy pleasing folly Lie all neglected, all forgot : And pensive, wavering, melancholy, Thou dread'st and hop'st thou know'st not what. Mattheiv Prior. CLXXX. DBA TIL O Death, thy certainty is such. The thought of thee so fearful ; That musing, I have wonder' d, much, How men are ever cheerful. Henry Liittrell. My muse and I, ere youth and spirits fled. Sat up together many a night, no doubt : But now I've sent the poor old lass to bed, Simply because my fire is going out. George Colman, the Younger^ I STROVK with none, for none was worth my strife; Nature I loved, and, next to nature, art ; I warm'd both hands before the fire of life ; It sinks, and I am ready to depart. Waller S. Landor. 132 Lyra Elt-i^aiitinnim, CI.XXXIII. OX OXE IX ILLXESS. IlKAi.rn, strcnjjth, and beauty, who would not resign, And lie nei,'lccted by the world, if you Round his faint neck your loving arms would twine, And bathe his aching l)row with pity's dew? Walter S. Landor. CLXXXIV. TO OXE IX GRIEF. Ah ! do not drive off grief, but place your hand Upon it gently; it will then subside. A wish is often more than a command. Either of yours would do ; let one be tried. Walter S. Landor. To fix her, — 'twere a task as vain To count the April drops of rain, To sow in Afric's barren soil, — Or tempests hold within a toil. I know it, friend, she's light as air. False as the fowler's artful snare, Inconstant as the passing wind. As winter's dreary frost unkind. She's such a miser, too, in love. Its joys she'll neither share nor prove ; Though hundreds of gallants await From her victorious eyes their fate. Blushing at such inglorious reign, I sometimes strive to break my chain; My reason summon to my aid. Resolve no more to be betray'd. Ah, friend ! 'tis but a short-lived trance, Dispell'd by one enchanting glance ; She need but look, and I confess Those looks completely curse or bless. Lyra Elegaiitiancm, 133 So soft, so elegant, so fair, Sure something more than human's there: I must submit, for strife is vain, 'Twas destiny that forged the chain. Tobias Smollett. CLXXXVI. KATE OF ABERDEEN. The silver moon's enamour'd beam. Steals softly thro' the night. To wanton with the winding stream, And kiss reflected light. To beds of state go balmy sleep ('Tis where you've seldom been). May's Vigil while the shepherds keep With Kate of Aberdeen. Upon the green the virgins wait. In rosy chaplets gay. Till morn unbar her golden gate. And give the promised May. Methinks I hear the maids declare. The promised May, when seen, Not half so fragrant, half so fair, As Kate of Aberdeen. Strike up the tabor's boldest notes. We'll rouse the nodding grove ; The nested birds shall raise their throats, And hail the maid of love : And see — the matin lark mistakes, He quits the tufted green : Fond bird ! 'tis not the morning breaks, — 'Tis Kate of Aberdeen. Now lightsome o'er the level mead, Where midnight fairies rove. Like them the jocund dance we'll lead. Or tune the reed to love : For see the rosy May draws nigh, She claims a virgin Queen ; And hark, the happy shepherds cry, 'Tis Kate of Abertleen. 'John Ciuuiingham. 134 I.yra Elcgautianim. ci.xxxvir. now SPRIXGS CAME FIRST. TllKSKspriiij^ were maidens once tlint loveil : But lost to that tliey most aj^proved : IMy ston- tells, by Love tliey were TiirnM to these sjirings which we see here: The pretty whimperings that tliey make, "When of the banks their leaves they take. Tell ye but this, tliey are the same, In nothing changed but in their name. Robert Herrick. ci.xxxviir. THE COUNTRY WEDDING. Wfxi. met, pretty nymph, says a jolly young swain To a lovely young shejiherdess crossing the plain ; Why so much in haste ? — now the month it was ^Iay — • May I venture to ask you, fair maiden, which way ? Then straight to this question the nymph did reply. With a blush on her cheek, and a smile in her eye, I came from the village, and homeward I go. And now, gentle shepherd, pray why woukl you know ? I hope, pretty maid, you won't take it amiss, If I tell you my reason for asking you this ; I would see you safe home — (now the swain was in love !)- Of such a companion if you would approve. Your offer, kind shepherd, is civil, I own, But I see no great danger in going alone ; Nor yet can I hinder, the road being free For one as another, for you as for me. No danger in going alone, it is true, But yet a companion is pleasanter too ; And if you could like (now the swain he took heart) Such a sweetheart as me, why we never would part. O that's a long word, said the shepherdess then, I've often heard say there's no minding you men. You'll say and unsay, and you'll flatter, 'tis true ! Then to leave a young maiden's the first thing you do. Lyra Elegantianwt. I35 O judge not so harshly, the shepherd repHed, To prove what I say I will make you my bride. To-morrow the parson (well said, little swain !) Shall join both our hands, and make one of us twain. Then what the nymph answer'd to this isn't said, The very next mom, to be sure, they were wed. Sing hey-diddle, — ho-diddle, — hey-diddle-down — Now when shall we see such a wedding in town ? Utiknown, CLXXXIX. AN EPISTLE TO SIR ROBERT WALPOLE. While at the helm of State you ride, Our nation's envy, and its pride ; While foreign Courts with wonder gaze, And curse those counsels that they praise ; Would you not wonder, sir, to view Your bard a greater man than you ? Which that he is, you cannot doubt, When you have read the sequel out. You know, great sir, that ancient fellows, Philosophers, and such folks, tell us, No great analogy between Greatness and happiness is seen. If then, as it might follow straight. Wretched to be, is to be great ; Forbid it, gods, that you should try What 'tis to be so great as I ! The family that dines the latest Is in our street esteem'd the greatest ; But latest hours must surely fall 'Fore him who never dines at all. Your taste in architect, you know. Hath been admired by friend and foe ; But can your earthly domes compare With all my castles — in the air ? We're often taught, it dotli behove us To think those greater who're above us ; Another instance of my glory. Who live above you, twice two story; And from my garret can look down On the whole street of Arlington. ijt) Lyra EUgatttiaruin. Greatness by poets still is painted AVith innny followers acquainted : This, too, doth in my favour speak ; Your levee is but twice a week ; From mine 1 can exclude but one day, My door is quiet on a Sunday. Nor in the manner of attendance, Doth your great bard claim less ascendance, Familiar you to admiration May be approached by all the nation; While I, like the Mogul in Indo, Am never seen but at my window. If with my greatness you're offended. The fault is easily amended ; For I'll come down, with wondrous ease. Into whatever //rtft' you please. I'm not ambitious; little matters "Will serve us great, but humble creatures. Suppose a secretary o' this isle. Just to be doing with a while ; Admiral, general, judge, or bishop: Or I can foreign treaties dish up. If the good genius of the nation Should call me to negotiation, Tuscan and French are in my head, Latin I write, and Greek — I read. If you should ask, what pleases best ? To get the most, and do the least ; What fittest for? — you know, I'm sure, I'm fittest for — a sinecure. Henry Fielding. cxc. TO SIR ROBERT IVALPOLE. Great Sir, as on each levee day I still attend you — still you say — I'm busy now, to-morrow come ; To-morrow, sir, you're not at home; So says your porter, and dare I Give such a man as him the lie ? Lyra Elcgantiaritm. 137 In imitation, sir, of you, I keep a mighty levee too : Where my attendants, to their sorrow, Are bid to come again to-morrow. To-morrow they return, no doubt, But then, like you, sir, I'm gone out. So says my maid ; but they less civil Give maid and master to the devil; And then with menaces depart. Which could you hear would pierce your heart. Good sir, do make my levee fly me. Or lend your porter to deny me. Henry Fielding. THE LASS OF THE LULL. On the brow of a hill a young Shepherdess dwelt. Who no pangs of ambition or love had e'er felt : For a few sober maxims still ran in her head That 'twas better to earn, ere she ate her brown bread ; That to rise with the lark was conducive to health. And, to folks in a cottage, contentment was wealth. Now young Roger, who lived in the valley below. Who at church and at market was reckoned a bean. Had many times tried o'er her heart to prevail. And would rest on his pitchfork to tell her his tale : With his winning behaviour he melted her heart ; For quite artless herself, she suspected no art. He had sigh'd and protested, — had knelt and implored. He could lie with the grandeur and air of a lord : Then her eyes he commended in language well drest, And enlarged on the torments that troubled his breast ; Till his sighs and his tears had so wrought on her mind, That in downright compassion to love she inclined. But as soon as he'd melted the ice of her breast, All the flames of his love in a moment had ceas'd, And now he goes flaunting all over the dell. And l)oasts of his contpicht to Susan and Nell : Tho' he sees her but seldom, he's always in haste, And if ever he mentions her, makes her his jest. 13S Lyra Elegantiarum. All the (lay she goes sighing, and hanging licr head, And her thoughts are so jicstercd, she scarce earns her hread The whole village cries shame when a milking she goes, That so little affection she shows to the cows : But she heeds not their railing, — e'en let them rail on, And a fig for the cows, now her sweetheart is gone ! Take heed pretty virgins of Britam's fair Isle How you venture your hearts for a look or a smile, For Cupid is artful, and virgins are frail. And you'll find a false Roger in every vale, \Vho to court you and tempt you will try all his skill : So remember the lass at the brow of the hill. Miss Alary Jones. OX SEEING A PORTRAIT OF SIR ROBERT WALPOLE. Such were the lively eyes and rosy hue Of Robin's face, when Robin first I knew. The gay companion and the favourite guest, Loved without awe, and without views caress'd. His cheerful smile and open honest look Added new graces to the truth he spoke. Then every man found something to commend. The pleasant neighbour, and the worthy friend : The generous master of a private house. The tender father, and indulgent spouse. The hardest censors at the worst believed, His temper was too easily deceived (A consequential ill goodnature draws, A bad effect, but from a noble cause). Whence then these clamours of a judging crowd, "Suspicious, griping, insolent, and proud — Rapacious, cruel, violent, and unjust ; False to his friend, and traitor to his trust." Lady Mary W. Montagu. Lyra Elegantiarum. 139 TO CELIA. I HATE the town, and all its ways ; Ridottos, operas, and plays ; The ball, the ring, the mall, the Court, Wherever the bcaji inoiide resort ; Where beauties lie in ambush for folks. Earl Straffords and the Dukes of Norfolks ; All coffee-houses, and their praters. All courts of justice and debaters ; All taverns, and the sots within 'em ; All bubbles, and the rogues that skin 'em. I hate all critics ; may they bum all. From Bentley to the Grub-street Journal; All bards, as Dennis hates a pun ; Those who have wit, and who have none. All nobles of whatever station ; And all the parsons in the nation. I hate the world crammed altogether. From beggars, up, the Lord knows whither ! Ask you then, Celia, if there be The thing I love? My charmer, thee. Thee more than light, than life adore. Thou dearest, sweetest creature, more Than wildest raptures can express, Than I can tdl, or thou canst guess. Then tho' I bear a gentle mind, Let not my hatred of mankind Wonder within my Celia move. Since she possesses all I love. lie my Fielding CXCIV. TO THE SUNFLOWER. Hail ! pretty emblem of my fate ! Sweet flower, you still on Phoebus wait On him you look, and with liim move, By nature led, and constant love. 140 Lyra F.le\^atttitinim. Know, pretty flower, tliat I am he, Who am in all so like to thee ; I, too, my fair one court, and where She moves, my eyes I tliither steer. But, yet this diflference still I find, The sun to you is always kind ; Does always life and wannth bestow : — Ah ! would my fair one use me so ! Ne'er would I wait till she arose From her soft bed and sweet repose ; But, leaving thee, dull plant, by night I'd meet my Phillis with delight. Robert Walpole, Earl of Or/ord. cxcv. THE SECRETARY. While with labour assiduous due pleasure I mix, And in one day atone for the business of six. In a little Dutch chaise, on a Saturday night. On my left-hand my Horace, a nymph on my right ; No memoirs to compose, and no post-boy to move, That on Sunday may hinder the softness of love. For her neither visits nor parties at tea. Nor the long-winded cant of a dull refugee. This night and the next shall be hers, shall be mine, To good or ill fortune the third we resign. Thus scorning the world, and superior to fate, I drive in my car in professional state. .So with Phia thro' Athens Pisistratus rode ; Men thought her Minerva, and him a new god. But why should I stories of Athens rehearse Where people knew love, and were partial to verse, .Since none can with justice my pleasures oppose In Holland half drowned in interest and prose? By Greece and past ages what need I be tried AVhen The Hague and the present are both on my side : And is it enough for the joys of the day To think what Anacreon or Sappho would say? Lyra Elegantiartim. I41 When good Vandergoes and his provident vrow, As they gaze on my triumph do freely allow, That, search all the province, you'll find no man dar is So blest as the Englishen Heer Secretar' is. Hague, 1696, Matthe-cV Prior. TO MRS. CREWE. Where the loveliest expression to features is join'd, By Nature's most delicate pencil design'd ; Where blushes unbidden, and smiles without art, Speak the softness and feeling that dwell in the heart ; Where in manners, enchanting, no blemish we trace ; But the soul keeps the promise we had from the face ; Sure philosophy, reason, and coldness must prove Defences unequal to shield us from love : Then tell me, mysterious Enclianter, O tell ! By what wonderful art, by what magical spell, My heart is so fenced that for once 1 am wise, And gaze without rapture on Amoret's eyes ; That my wishes, which never were Ijounded before, Are here bounded by friendship, and ask for no more? Is it reason? No, that my whole life will belie, For who so at variance as reason and I ? Ambition, that fills up each chink of my heart, Nor allows any softer sensation a part? O, no ! for in this all the world must agree. One folly was never sufficient for me. Is my mind on distress too intensely employ'd, Or by pleasure relax'd, by variety cloy'd? For alike in this only, enjoyment and pain Both slacken the springs of those nei-ves which they strain. That I've felt each reverse that from Fortune can flow, That I've tasted each bliss that the happiest know, Has still been the whimsical fate of my life. Where anguish and joy have been ever at strife : But, tho' versed in extremes both of pleasure and pain, I am still but too ready to feel them again. If, then, for this once in my life, I am free. And escape from the snares that catch wiser than me ; 'Tis that beauty alone but imperfectly charms ; For though brightness may dazzle, 'tis kindness that warms ; 14- Lyra ICh\i;ider? These facts premised, you can't but guess The cause of my uneasiness, For you have heard, as well as T, That she'll be married speedily ; And then — my grief more plain to tell — Soft cares, sweet fears, fond hopes, — farewell! Lyra Elegantiaruni. 143 But still, tho' false the fleeting dream, Indulge awhile the tender theme, And hear, had fortune yet been kind. How bright the prospect of the mind. O ! had I had it in my power To wed her — with a suited dower — And proudly bear the beauteous maid To Saltnmi's venerable shade, — Or if she liked not woods at Saltrum, Why, nothing easier than to alter 'em, — Then had I tasted bliss sincere. And happy been from year to year. How changed this scene ! for now, my Granville, Another match is on the anvil. And I, a widow'd dove, complain. And feel no refuge from my pain — Save that of pitying Spencer's sister. Who's lost a lord, and gained a Mister. The Rt. Hoiible. George Can?iiiig. 'Tis late, and I must haste away, My usual hour of rest is near — And do you press me, youths, to stay — To stay and revel longer here? Then give me back the scorn of care Which spirits light in health allow. And give me Ixack the dark brown hair Which curl'd upon my even brow. And give me back the sportive jest Which once could midnight hours beguile; The life that bounded in my breast. And joyous youth's becoming smile : And give me back the fervid soul Wliich love inllamcd with strange delight, When erst I sorrow'd o'er the bowl At Chloe's coy and wanton flight. 144 I.yra Elci^cintianitn. "I'is late, and I must liaste away. My usual hour of rest is near — ]>ut j^ivc nic these, and I will stay — Will stay till noon, and revel here! William Lamb, Viscount Mdboiinie. cxcix. AS' ODE TO THE EARL OF BATH. Great Earl of Bath, your reign is o'er, The Tories trust your word no more, The Whigs no longer fear you; Your gates are seldom now unbarr'd, No crowd of coaches fills your yard, And scarce a soul comes near you. Few now aspire to your good graces. Scarce any sue to you for places. Or come with their petition, To tell how well they have deserved, How long, how steadily they starved For you, in opposition. Expect to see that tribe no more, Since all mankind perceive that power Is lodged in other hands : Sooner to Carteret now they'll go, Or even (tho' that's excessive low) To Wilmington or Sandys'. With your obedient wife retire. And sitting silent by the fire, A sullen ti/i'-d-iefe. Think over all you've done or said, And curse the hour that you were made Unprofitably great. With vapours there, and spleen o'ercast, Reflect on all your actions past With sorrow and contrition : And there enjoy the thoughts that rise From disappointed avarice. From frustrated ambition. Lyra Elcgatitianon. 145 There soon you'll loudly, but in vain, Of your deserting friends complain. That visit you no more : For in this country, 'tis a trath, As known, as that love follows youth, That friendship follows power. Such is the calm of your retreat ? You thro' the dregs of life must sweat Beneath this heavy load ; And I'll attend you as I've done, Only to help reflection on, With now and then an ode. Sir Charles H. Williams. THE STATESMAN. What statesman, what hero, what king, Whose name thro' the island is spread, Will you choose, oh, my Clio, to sing, Of all the great living, or dead 'i ' Go, my muse, from this place to Japan, In search of a topic for rhyme ; The great Earl of Bath is the man Who deserves to employ your whole time. But, howe'er, as the subject is nice, And perhaps you're unfurnish'd with matter, May it please you to take my advice. That you mayn't be suspected to flatter. When you touch on his Lordsliip's high birth, Speak Latin as if you were tipsy, Say, we all are the sons of the earth, Et genus non fecimits ipsi. Proclaim him as rich as a Jew, Yet attempt not to reckon his bounties; You may say, he is married — that's true — Yet speak not a word of his Countess. 146 I.yra E/fj^anfiiiruin. Leave a blank licre and there in each page. To enrol the fair deeds of his youtli ! AVhen you mention the acts of his age, Leave a blank for his — honour and truth. Say he made a great monarch change hands ; He spake, and the minister fell ; Say he made a great statesman of Sandys ; — O that he had tauglit him to spell ! Then enlarge on his cunning and wit. Say how he harangued at the Fountain : Say how the old Patriots were bit, And a mouse was produced by a mountain. Then say how he mark'd the new year By increasing our taxes and stocks ; Then say how he changed to a Peer, Fit companion for Edgcumbe and Fox. Sir Charles H. Williavis. ADVICE TO THE MARQUIS OF ROCKINGHAM Upon a late Occasion. Well may they, Wentworth, call thee young; What, hear and feel ! sift right from wrong, And to a wretch be kind 1 Old statesmen would reverse your plan. Sink, in the minister, the man, And be both deaf and blind. If thus, my Lord, your heart o'erflowSi, Know you, how many mighty foes Such weakness will create you ? Regard not what Fitzherbert says. For though you gain each good man's praise, We older folks shall hate you. You should have sent, the other day, Garrick, the player, with frowns away ; Your smiles but made him bolder : Why would you hear his strange appeal. Which dared to make a statesman feel ? — I would that you were older. Lyra Elegantiariwi. 147 You should be proud, and seem displeased, Or you forever will be teased. Your house with beggars haunted : What, every suitor kindly used ? If wrong, their folly is excused, If right, their suit is granted. From pressing words of great and small To free yourself, give hopes to all. And fail nineteen in twenty : What, wound my honour, break my word ? You're young again, — you may, my Lord, Have precedents, in plenty ! Indeed, young Statesman, 'twill not do, — Some other ways and means pursue, More fitted to your station : What from your boyish freaks can spring ? Mere toys !• — The favour of your king. And love of all the nation. David Garrick. ecu. TO ANY MINISTER, OR GREAT MAN. Whether you lead the patriot band, Or in the class of courtiers stand. Or prudently prefer The middle course, with equal zeal To serve both king and common-weal, — Your Grace, my Lord, or Sir ! Know, minister! wliate'er you plan, — Whate'er your politics, great man. You must expect detraction ; Though of clean hand, and honest heart, Your greatness must expect to smart Beneath the rod of faction. Like blockheads, eager in dispute, The mob, that many-headed brute, All bark and bawl together ; For continental measures some. And some cry, keep your troops at home, And some are pleased with neither. L 2 148 Lyra Elegantiarnm. Lo, a militia {guards the land ! Thousands apiilaud your saviiii; liaiid, And hail you their proteetor ; While thousands censure and defame, And brand you with the hideous name Of state-quack and projector. Are active, vigorous means preferr'd — Lord, what harangues are hourly heard Of wasted blood and treasure ! Then all for enterprise and plot, And, out on this unmeaning Scot ! If cautious in your measure. Corruption's influence you despise ; — • These lift your glory to the skies, Those pluck your glory down : So strangely different is the note Of scoundrels that have right to vote. And scoundrels that have none. Unkno'cun. THE FRIEND OF HUMANITY AND THE KNIFE GRINDER. FRIEND OF HUMANITY. " Needy knife-grinder ! whither are you going ? Rough is the road, your wheel is out of order — Bleak blows the blast; your hat has got a hole in't, So have your breeches ! "Weary knife-grinder ! little think the proud ones. Who in their coaches roll along the turnpike- Road, what hard work 'tis crying all day, ' Knives and Scissors to grind O !' " Tell me, knife-grinder, how you came to grind knives ? Did some rich man tyrannically use you ? Was it the squire? or parson of the parish ? Or the attorney ? " Was it the squire for killing of his game ? or Covetous parson for his tithes distraining ? Or roguish lawyer made you lose your little All in a law-suit ? Lyra Elegantiarum. 149 (" Have you not read the Rights of Man, by Tom Paine ?) Drops of compassion tremble on my eye-lids, Ready to fall as soon as you have told your Pitiful story. " KNIFE-GRINDER. "Story ! God bless you ! I have none to tell, sir, Only last night a- drinking at the Chequers, This poor old hat and breeches, as you see, were Tom in the scuffle. " Constable came up for to take me into Custody ; they took me before the Justice; Justice Oldmixon put me in the parish Stocks for a vagrant. " I should be glad to drink yonr honour's health in A pot of beer, if you would give me sixpence ; But, for my part, I never love to meddle With politics, sir." FRIEND OF HUMANITY. *' /give thee sixpence ! I will see thee damned first — Wretch ! whom no sense of wrong can rouse to vengeance — Sordid, unfeeling, reprobate, degraded. Spiritless outcast !" {Kicks the knife-grinder, oz>erfti7-ns his wheel, and exit in a ti'ansport of 7-epnblica7i enthusias7ti and universal philanthropy. ) Anti- Jacobin. A POLITICAL DESPATCH. In matters of commerce, the fault of the Dutch Is giving too little and asking too much ; With equal advantage the French are content, So we'll clap on Dutch bottoms a twenty per cent. Twenty per cent., Twenty per cent.. Nous frapperons Faick with twenty per cent. The Right Hon. George Canning. 150 Lyra Elcgantianivt. ccv. FRAGMENT OF AN ORATION. Part of Mr. WhitbreaiVs speech oti the trial 0/ Lord Melville, put into versc by Canning at the time it was delivered. I'm like Archimedes for science and skill, I'm like a young prince going straight up a hill; I'm like (with respect to the fair be it said,) I'm like a young lady just bringing to bed. If you ask why the nth of June I remember, Much better than Ajiril, or May, or November, On that day, my Lords, with truth, I assure ye, My sainted progenitor set up his brewery; On that day, in the morn, he began brewing beer : On that day, too, began his connubial career ; On that day he received and he issued his bills ; On that day he cleared out all the cash from his tills; On that day he died, having finished his summing. And the angels all cried, "Here's old Whitbread a-coming!" So that day still I hail with a smile and a sigh. For his bier with an E, and his bier with an I ; And still on that day, in the hottest of weather, The whole Whitbread family dine all together. So long as the beams of this house shall support The roof which o'ershades this respectable court. Where Hastings was tried for oppressing the Hindoos : So long as the sun shall shine in at those windows. My name shall shine bright as my ancestor's shines, Mine recorded in journals, his blazon'd on signs ! The Right Hon. George Canning. ccvi. KING CRACK AND HIS IDOLS. Written after the late negotiation for a new tninistry. King Crack was the best of all possible kings, (At least so his courtiers would swear to you gladly,) But Crack now and then would do het'rodox things, And, at last, took to worshipping images sadly. Lyra Elegantiaium. 15 1 Some broken-down idols, that long had been placed In his Father's old Cabinet, pleased him so much, That he knelt down and worshipp'd, tho' — such was his taste !— They were monstrous to look at, and rotten to toucli. And these were the beautiful gods of King Crack ! — But his People, disdaining to worship such things, Cried aloud, one and all, "Come, your godships must pack — You'll not do for us, tho' you may do for Ki)tgsy I'hen, trampling these images under their feet, They sent Crack a petition, beginning "Great Ctesar! We're willing to worship ; but only entreat That you'll find us some decenter godheads than these are." " I'll try," says King Crack — so they furnish'd him models Of better shaped gods, but he sent them all back ; Some were chisell'd too fine, some had heads 'stead of noddles. In short they were all much too godlike for Crack. .So he took to his darling old idols again, And, just mending their legs and new bronzing their faces, In open defiance of gods and of men. Set the monsters up grinning once more in their places. TJiomas Moore., THE PILOT THAT WEATHERED THE STORM. If hush'd the loud whirlwind that rufiled the deep, The sky if no longer dark tempests deform, When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep ? No — here's to the pilot that weather'd the storm ! At the footstool of Power let Flattery fawn ; I/Ct Faction her idol extol to the skies ; To Virtue in humble retirement witlulrawn, Unblamed may the accents of gratitude rise! 52 I.yra Eh\!;^ii>i(iantm. And sliall not ///> memory to Britain \k dear, Wliose example with envy ai! nations behold ? A Statesman unbiass'd by interest or fear. By power uncorrupted, untainted by gold ! Who, when terror and doubt thro' the nniverse reigned, Wlien rapine and treason their standards unfurl'd, Tlie hearts and the hopes of his country maintained. And our kingdom preserved midst the wreck of the world ! Unheeding, imthankful, we bask in the blaze. While the Ijenms of the sun in full majesty shine : When he sinks into twilight wth fondness we gaze. And mark the mild lustre that gilds his decline. So, Pitt, when the course of thy greatness is o'er. Thy talents, thy ^^rtues, we fondly recall ; A'i'Ji' justly we prize thee, when lost we deplore ; Admired in thy zenith, but loved in thy fall. O take them, for dangers by wisdom repell'd. For evils by courage and constancy braved, O take for thy throne by thy counsels upheld Tlie tlianks of a people thy firmness lias saved. And oh ! if again the rude whirlwind should rise, The dawning of peace should fresh darkness deform ; The regrets of the good and the fears of the wise. Shall turn to the pilot that weather'd the storm. Right Hon. George Caitning. MARS DISARMED BY LOVE. Aye, bear it hence, thou blessed chDd, Though dire the burthen be. And hkie it in the pathless wild. Or drown it in the sea : The ruthless murderer swears and prays ; So let him swear and pray ; Be deaf to all his oaths and prayers. And take the sword away. Lyra EleganiiarnTn. 153 We've had enough of fleets and camps. Guns, glories, odes, gazettes, Triumphal arches, coloured lamps. Huzzas and epaulettes; We could not bear upon our head Another leaf of bay ; Tliat horrid Buonaparte's dead ; — Yes, take the sword away. We're weary of the noisy boasts That pleased our patriot throngs : We've long been dull to Gcoch's toasts. And tame to Dibdin's songs ; We're quite content to rule the wave. Without a great display; We're known to be extreisely brave ; But take the sword away. We give a shrng, when fife and drum Play up a favourite air; We think our baiTacks are become More ugly than they were ; We laugh to see the banners float ; We loathe the charger s bray ; We don't admire a scarlet coat ; Do take the sword away. Let Portugal have rulers twain ; Let Greece go on with none ; Let Popery sink or swim in Sjiain, While we enjoy the fun ; Let Turkey tremble at the knout ; Let Algiers lose her Dey ; Let Paris turn her Bourbons ont ; — Bah 1 take the sword away. Our honest friends in Parliament Are looking vastly sad; Our farmers say with one consent It's ad immensely bad ; There was a time for borrowings But now it's time to pay ; A budget is a serious thing; So take the sword away. 154 Lyrn EUgaiitiarum. And O, the bitter tears we wept, In those our days of fame, — The (head, that o cr our lieart-strings crept Willi every post that came, — The home-afTections, waged and lost In everj' far-off fray, — The price that British glory cost! Ah ! take the sword away. We've plenty left to hoist the sail, Or mount the dangerous breach ; And Freedom breathes in every gale, That wanders round our beach. When duty bids us dare or die. We'll fight another day : But till we know a reason why. Take, take the swoxd awaj. WiHthrop M. Prafd, CCIX. VERSES ON SEEING THE SPEAKER ASLEEP IN HIS CHAIR DURING ONE OF THE DEBATES OF THE FIRST REFORMED PARLIAMENT, Sleep, Mr. Speaker, 'tis surely fair If you mayn't in your bed, that you should in your chair ; Louder and longer still they grow, Tory and Radical, Aye and No ; Talking by night and talking by day : Sleep, Mr. Speaker — sleep while you may! Sleep, Mr. Speaker; slumber lies Light and brief on a Speaker's eyes. Fielden or Finn in a minute or two Some disorderly thing will do ; Riot will chase repose away — Sleep, Mr. Speaker — sleep while you may! Sleep, Mr. Speaker. Sweet to men Is the sleep that cometh but now and then, Sweet to the weary, sweet to the ill. Sweet to the children that work in the mill. You have more need of repose than they — Sleep, Mr. Speaker— sleep while you may! Lyra Eleganiiarum. 155 Sleep, Mr. Speaker, Harvey will soon Move to abolish the sun and the moon : Hume will no doubt be taking the sense Of the House on a question of sixteen pence. Statesmen will howl, and patriots bray — Sleep, Mr, Speaker — sleep while you may ! Sleep, Mr. Speaker, and dream of the time, When loyalty was not quite a crime. When Grant was a pupil in Canning's school. And Palmerston fancied Wood a fool. Lord, how principles pass away — Sleep, Mr. Speaker — sleep while you may ! Winthrop M. Praed. THE COUNTRY CLERGYMAN'S TRIP TO CAMBRIDGE. An Eleciio?t Ballad. As I sate down to breakfast in state, At my living of Tithing- cum- Boring, With Betty beside me to wait. Came a rap that almost beat the door in. I laid down my basin of tea. And Betty ceased spreading the toast, " As sure as a gun, sir," said she, " That must be the knock of the Post." A letter — and free — bring it here — I have no correspondent who franks. No ! yes I can it be ? Why, my dear, 'Tis our glorious, our Protestant Bankes. " Dear sir, as I know you desire That the Church should receive due protection, I humbly presume to require Your aid at the Cambridge election. " It has lately been brought to my knowledge, That the ministers fully design To suppress each Cathedral and College, And eject every learned divine. 156 I.yya Eh'gaiifiarittii. To assist this dctcstalile scheme Three nuncios from Rome are come over; They left Calais on Monday by steam, And landed to dinner at Dover. " An army of grim Cordeliei-s, Well fumish'd with relics and vermin, Will follow, Lord Westmoreland fears, To effect what their chiefs may determine. Lollards' tower, good authorities say. Is again fitting up as a prison ; And a wood-merchant told me to-day 'Tis a wonder how faggots have risen, " The finance-scheme of Canning contains A new Easter-offering tax : And he means to devote all the gains To a bounty on thumb-screws and racks. Your living, so neat and compact — Pray, don't let the news give you pain ! Is promised, I know for a fact. To an olive-faced Padre from Spain." I read, and I felt my heart bleed, Sore wounded with horror and pity ; So I flew, with all possible speed, To our Protestant champion's committee. True gentlemen, kind and well bred ! No fleering ! no distance ! no scorn ! They asked after my wife who is dead, And my children who never were bom. They then, like high-principled Tories, Called our Sovereign unjust and unsteady, And assailed him with scandalous stories, Till the coach for the voters was ready. That coach might be well called a casket Of learning and brotherly love : There were parsons in boot and in basket ; There were parsons below and above. There were Sneaker and Griper, a pair Who stick to Lord Mulesby like leeches ; A smug chaplain of plausible air. Who writes my Lord Goslingham's speeches. Lyra Elegantiarum. 157 Dr. Buzz, who alone is a host, Who, with arguments weighty as lead, Proves six times a week in the Post That flesh somehow differs from bread. Dr. Nimrod, whose orthodox toes Are seldom withdrawn from the stirrup ; Dr. Plumdrum, whose eloquence flows. Like droppings of sweet poppy syrup; Dr. Rosygill puffing and fanning. And wiping away perspiration ; Dr. Humbug, who proved Mr. Canning The beast in St. John's Revelation. A la)Tnan can scarce form a notion of our wonderful talk on the road ; Of the learning, the wit, and devotion. Which almost each syllable show'd: Why divided allegiance agrees So ill with our free constitution^ How Catholics swear as they please. In hope of the priest's absolution : How the bishop of Norwich had barter'd His faith for a legate's commission ; How Lyndhurst, afraid to be martyr'd, Had stooped to a base coalition ; How Papists are cased from compassion By bigotry, stronger than steel ; How burning would soon come in fashion. And how very bad it must feel. We were all so much touched and excited By a subject so direly sublime, That the rules of politeness were slighted, And we all of us talked at a time ; Anil in tones, which each moment grew louder, Told how we should dress for the show, And where we should fasten the powder, And if we should bellow or no. Thus from subject to subject we ran, And the journey pass'd pleasantly o'er, Till at last Dr. Humtirum began: From that time I remember no more. 158 Lyra Elcgattliarum. At Ware he commenced his prelection, In the dullest of clerical drones : And when next I regained recollection We were rumbling o'er Trumpington stones. Thomas, Lord Macaulay. 1 82 7. TLIE FA TE OF A BROOM: AN AATTLCIPA TLON, Lo ! in Corruption's lumber-room, The remnants of a wondrous broom ; That walking, talking, oft was seen ; Making stout promise to sweep clean ; But evermore, at every push. Proved but a stump without a brash. Upon its handle-top, a sconce. Like Brahma's, look'd four ways at once, Pouring on King, Lords, Church, and rabble, Long floods of favour-currying gabble ; From four-fold mouth-piece always spinning Projects of plausible beginning, Whereof said sconce did ne'er intend That any one should have an end ; Yet still, by shifts and quaint inventions, Got credit for its good intentions. Adding no trifle to the store Wherewith the devil paves his floor. Worn out at last, found bare and scrubbish. And thrown aside with other rubbish, We'll e'en hand o'er the enchanted stick, As a choice present for Old Nick, To sweep, beyond the Stygian lake, The pavement it has help'd to make. 7. Z. Peacock. CCXII. LRELAiYD. Ireland never was contented. Say you so ? You are demented. Ireland was contented when All could use the sword and pen. Lyra Eleganiiaj-ion. 1 59 And when Tara rose so high That her turrets split the sky. And about her courts were seen Liveried angels robed in green. Wearing, by St. Patrick's bounty. Emeralds big as half a county. Walter S. Landor. CCXIII. ON SOME ENCROACHMENTS ON THE RIVER. " Four Scotchmen, by the name of Adams, Who keep their coaches for their madams," Quoth John, in sulky mood, to Thomas, " Have stole the very river from us." O, Scotland ! long it has been said Thy teeth are sharp for English bread ; What ! seize our bread and water too. And use us worse than jailors do ! 'Tis true 'tis hard ! 'tis hard 'tis true ! Ye friends of George, and friends of James, Envy us not our river Thames : The Princess, fond of raw-boned faces. May give you all our posts atid places ; Take all — to gratify your pride, But dip your oatmeal in the Clyde. Unknown. CCXIV. THE CONSTANT SWAIN AND VIRTUOUS MAID. Soon as the day begins to waste, Straight to the well-known door I haste, And, rapping there, I'm forced to stay While Molly hides her work with care. Adjusts her tucker and her hair, And nimble Becky scours away. Entering, I see in Molly's eyes A sudden smiling joy arise, As quickly check'd by virgin shame : She drops a curtsey, steals a glance, Receives a kiss, one step advance. — If such I love, am I to blame ? l6o Lyra Eh'gantiarum. I sit, ami talk of twenty things, Of Soulli Sea Slock, or death of kings. While only " Ves" or " No," says Molly; As cautious she conceals her thoughts, As others do their private faults : — Is this her pmdence, or her folly ? Parting, I kiss her lip and cheek, I hang about her snowy neck. And cry, " P"arewell, my dearest Molly ! " Yet still I hang, and still I kiss. Ye learned sages, say, is this In me the dfect of love, or folly ? No — both by sober reason move, — She pnidence shows, and I true love — No charge of folly can be laid. Then (till the marriage-rites proclaini'd Shall join our hands) let us l:>e named The constant swain, and virtuous maid. Unknown. You say you love, — and twenty more Have sigh'd, and said the same before. And yet I swear, I can't tell how, I ne'er believed a man till now. 'Tis strange that I should credit give To words, who know that words deceive ; And lay my better judgment by, To trust my partial ear or eye. 'Tis ten to one I had denied Your suit had you to-morrow tried ; But, faith ! unthinkingly, to-day My heedless heart has gone astray. To bring it back would give me pain, Perhaps the struggle, too, were vain; I'm indolent, — so he that gains My heart, may keep it for his pains. Unkiu 7L