. CUNNINGHAM DUSTYPORE. SBadantijnc BALLANTYNE, HANSON AND CO. EDINBURGH AND LONDON CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE A TALE OF MODERN ANGLO-INDIAN SOCIETY H. S. CUNNINGHAM AUTHOR OF "WHEAT AND TARES," "LATE LAURELS," ETC. LONDON SMITH, ELDER, & CO., 15 WATERLOO PLACE 1877 [All rights reserved] tack R. H. W. You promised me once that, if ever the ' Chronicles of Dustypore ' shaped themselves into being, they might be dedicated to you. While writing them my thoughts have often turned to happy hours passed in your society, and pleasant scenes witnessed beneath your roof. If the story has profited thereby, and Felicia has borrowed whatever charms she may possess from those remembered scenes and hours, forgive me, and let me lay the portrait, with all its imper- fections, at your feet. H. S. C. CONTENTS. CHAP. ' PAGE I. THE SANDY TEACTS I II. MAUD 10 III. WAR AT THE SALT BOARD 22 IV. FELICIA 29 v. ' SUTTON'S FLYERS ' 38 VI. ' A COMPETITION WALLAH ' 46 VII. THE RUMBLE CHUNDER GRANT . . . . 58 VIII. GOLDEN DAYS 64 IX. THE FIRST BALL -72 X. THE WOES OF A CHAPERON 83 XL FRIENDS IN COUNCIL 92 XII. A CHAPTER OF DISCLOSURES . . . . Io8 XIII. DESVCEUX MAKES THE RUNNING . . -US XIV. TO THE HILLS ! 126 XV. A DISTRICT OFFICER .141 XVI. ELYSIUM . . . . . . . .147 XVII. A BATTLE ROYAL 156 XVIII. GAUDIA IN EXCELSIS 163 XIX. A BRUSH ON THE FRONTIER . . . .175 k XX. A LAST RIDE 184 VI 11 CONTENTS. CHAP. PACK xxi. MAUD'S SECRET 192 XXII. LOVE IS BEGUN 2OI XXHL A STRAY SHOT 208 XXIV. THE GULLY . . .* . . . . 22O XXV. AN INVALID 235 XXVI. DESVCEUX IN DESPAIR 243 XXVII. CHRISTMAS AT DUSTYPORE . . . .256 XX VIIL MORNING CLOUDS 264 XXIX. THE HILL CAMP 273 XXX. TEMPTATION . . . % . . . .281 XXXL BOLDERO ON GUARD 287 XXXIL A GRASS WIDOW 298 XXXHI. FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNI . . . . 305 XXXIV. BAD TIMES IN THE PLAINS . . . . 3H XXXV. AN ELYSIAN PICNIC 32O XXXVI. A KISS 330 XXXVIL ILL NEWS FLY APACE 348 XXXVTIL FLIGHT 359 xxxix. THE PRODIGAL'S RETURN .... 366 L'ENVOI 373 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. 1 CHAPTER I. THE SANDY TRACTS. He seems like one whose footsteps halt, Tolling in immeasurable sand ; And o'er a weary, sultry land, Far beneath a blazing vault, Sown in a wrinkle of the monstrous hill, ) The city sparkles like a grain of salt. ANY one who knows or cares anything about India that is, say, one Englishman in a hundred thousand is familiar with the train of events which resulted in the conquest of the Sandy Tracts, the incorporation of that unattractive region in the British Indian Empire, and the establishment of an Agency at Dustypore. The ninety-nine thou- sand nine hundred and ninety-nine, who neither know nor wish to know, would not be grateful 1 For the sake of readers who might mispronounce the name of the famous station Das-tiptir if the official spelling were retained, the name is spelt phonetically. A 2 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. for ail account of battles fought at places of which they never heard, of victories gained by generals whose fame is already forgotten, or of negotiations which nobody but the negotiators understood at the time, and which a few years have effectually relegated to the oblivion that awaits all that is at once dull, profitless, and unintelligible. Suffice it to say that the generally admired air of ' Rule Britannia,' which has been performed on so many occasions for the benefit of admiring audiences in different parts of the Indian conti- nent, was once again piped and drummed and cannonaded into the ears of a prostrate population. The resistless l red line,' historical on a hundred battle-fields, once again stood firm against the onset of despairing fanaticism, and once again in its advance moved forward the boundaries of the conquering race. The solid tramp of British soldiers' feet sounded the death-knell of a rule whose hour of doom had struck, and one more little tyranny its cup of crime, perfidy, and folly full was blotted for ever from the page of the world's story. The sun set into a horizon lurid with the dust of a flying rabble, and the victorious cavalry, as it returned, covered with sweat and dirt, from the pursuit, found all the fighting done, an English guard on duty at the city gates, a troop of English artillery drawn up in front of the principal THE SANDY TRACTS. 3 mosque, and a couple of English sentinels plodding up and down with all the stolidity of true Britons in front of the Officers' Quarters. The Sandy Tracts were ours. The next morning at sunrise the British flag was flying on the Fort of Dustypore, and a British General and his staif were busy with maps, orders, and despatches in quarters from which the ladies of a royal seraglio had fled in post-haste the after- noon before. Thenceforward everything went on like clockwork. Before the week was out order, such as had not been dreamed of for many a long year, prevailed in every nook and corner of the captured city. One morning an elderly gentleman, in plain clothes, attended by two or three uni- formed lads and a tiny cavalry escort, rode in, and a roar of cannon from the Fort announced that the ' Agent ' had arrived. Then set in the full tide of civil administration. Courts began to sit, pickpockets and brawlers were tried ; sanitary re- gulations were issued ; returns were called for, ap- pointments were made. The l Dustypore Gazette,' in its first issue, announced with the greatest calm- ness, and in the curt language appropriate to an everyday occurrence, the annexation of the Sandy Tracts ; and a gun fired from the Fort every morning, as near as might be to mid-day, an- nounced to the good people of Dustypore that, by 4 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. order of Queen Victoria, it was twelve o'clock, and twelve o'clock in a British cantonment. The new addition to Her Majesty's possessions resembled the Miltonic hell in one particular at any rate in being a region of fierce extremes. On winter mornings a biting wind, fresh from its icy home in the distant snow-clad range, cut one to the core ; and people clustered, with chattering teeth and blue fingers, round blazing hearths, where great logs worthy of an English Christmas tempered the cruel atmosphere to a genial glow. When the l Rains ' came it poured a little deluge. During the eight months of summer the state of things resembled that prevailing in the interior of a well-constructed and well-supplied Arnott's stove. Then it was that the Sandy Tracts were seen in the complete development of their resources and in the fullest glory. Vast plains, a dead level but for an occasional clump of palms or the dome of some despoiled and crumbling tomb, stretched away on every side, and ended in a hazy quivering horizon that spoke of infinite heat. Over these ranged herds of cattle and goats, browsing on no one could see what, or bewildered buffaloes would lie, -panting and contented, in some muddy pool, with little but horns, eyes, and nostrils exposed above the surface. Little ill-begotten stunted plants worked hard to live and grow and to weather THE SANDY TRACTS. 5 the roaring fierce winds. The crows sat gasping, open-beaked, as if protesting against having been born into so sulphurous an existence. Here and there a well, with its huge lumbering wheel and patient bullocks, went creaking and groaning night and day, as if earth grudged the tiny rivulet, com- ing so toilfully from her dry breast, and gave it up with sighs of pain. The sky was cloudless, pitiless, brazen. The sun rose into it without a single fleck of vapour to mitigate its fierceness, and pierced, like a red-hot sword, the rash mortal who dared, unprotected, to meet its ray. All day it shone and glistened and blazed, until the very earth seemed to crack with heat, and the mere thought of it was pain. l ./Egypt,' to use the poet's phrase, ' ached in the sun's eye.' The natives tied their heads up in bags, covered their mouths, and carried their clothes between the sun and themselves. Europeans entrenched themselves behind barriers of moistened grass, lay outstretched under monster fans and consoled themselves with what cool drinks their means allowed, and with the conviction, which seemed to spring perennial in each sufferer's breast, that the present was by far the hottest summer ever known. Dew there was none. You stepped from your door in the morning into a bed of sand, which no amount of watering could reduce to the proper 6 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. solidity of a garden-path. As you came in at night you shook off the dust that had gathered on you in your evening stroll. Miles away the gallop- ing horseman might be tracked by the little cloud that he stirred up as he went. The weary cattle trudged homeward from their day's work in a sand- storm of their own manufacture. There was sand in the air one breathed, in the food one tried to eat, in the water that pretended to assuage one's thirst: sand in heaven and sand on earth and a great deal of sand in the heads of many of the officials. This getting of sand into the head, and getting it in in a degree compatible neither with health, comfort, or efficiency, was a recognised malady in the Sandy Tracts. It cost the Government a great deal of money and the services of many a useful brain. Officers, when they felt themselves becom- ing unendurably sandy and their ideas proportion- ately confused, used to take furlough, and go home and try to get washed clear again at Malvern or Wiesbaden : and there was a famous physician in Mayfair, renowned for his skill in ridding the heads of those poor gentlemen of the unwelcome deposit, who made a reputation and a fortune by, so to speak, dredging them. There was one official head, however, at Dusty- pore in which no particle of sand was to be found, THE SANDY TEACTS. 7 and that was Mr. Strutt's. It was for this reason, probably, amongst others, that he was made Chief Secretary to the Salt Board, a post which, at the time when this history commences, was one of the most important, responsible, and lucrative in the entire service. For the Salt Board, as will hereafter be seen, was an institution whose dignity and powers had grown and grown until they almost overtopped those of the Agency itself. If the Salt Board was the embodiment of what was dignified and powerful in Dustypore, Mr. Strutt had concentrated in his own person the functions and attributes of the Board. He was prompt, indefatigable, self-satisfied, and, what his superiors valued him for especially, lucky. A long career had taught him and the world that those who attacked him came off second-best. His answers were unanswerable, his reports effective, his explanations convincing. His nervous hand it was that depicted the early triumphs of the Dustypore Administration and in sonorous periods set forth the glories of the British rule the roads, the canals, the hospitals and schools the suppression of crime, the decreased mortality, the general passion of the inhabitants for female education. His figures were constantly quoted by people who wished to talk about India to English audiences, and his very name was a pillar of strength to the champions of the English rule. Even his enemies were constrained 8 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPOEE. to admit that he possessed the art of ' putting it ' to a degree of fearful and wonderful perfection. The maxim, f like master like man,' was as far as possible from being verified in the case of Mr. Strutt and his superiors. Of these Mr. Forthering- ham, the Chairman, was lymphatic in temperament, inordinately vain, and the victim of an inveterate habit of enunciating platitudes. Cockshaw, who came next, was off-hand, superficial, and positive, with the positiveness of a man who hates delibera- tion and despises every form of uncertainty. Blunt, the third member, was a non-civilian, and had been brought out from England on account of his practi- cal acquaintance with salt-mines, and of his having been a secretary in the Board of Trade. He was business-like, straightforward, and unconciliating ; generally thought differently from his colleagues, and had the roughest possible manner of saying what he thought. Such a trio had sometimes, as may well be ima- gined, no little trouble in preserving toward the outer world the aspect of serene, benevolent, and consistent infallibility, the maintenance of which Fotheringham regarded as the first of duties. Cockshaw did not in the least mind a row, so long as he was not kept too long at office for the purpose of making it. Blunt would have stayed at office till midnight, arguing doggedly, sooner than abandon THE SAXDY TRACTS. 9 his point. Happily Fotheringham had a great sense of propriety, concealed the dissensions of his colleagues from the public eye, and preserved the Board's dignity from ignominious collapse. Under Strutt came a hierarchy of less important subordinates, who paved the long descent, so to speak, from the official altitudes in which the Salt Board had its being to the vulgar public who con- sumed the salt. Chief of these was Vernon, with whom the reader will speedily become better ac- quainted. Under him, again, came Mr. Whisp, the Assistant-Secretary, a young gentleman whose task it was to draw up minutes of the Board's proceedings, to draft its circulars and to collect the statistics out of which Strutt concocted his reports. He had thus, it will be seen, an opportunity of acquiring much useful information and a highly ornamental style, and Whisp was generally regarded in the service as a rising man. CHAPTER II. MAUD. Nature said, ' A lovelier flower On earth was never sown : f This child I to myself will take ; She shall be mine, and I will make A lady of my own.' WHEN Yernon was appointed Under- Secretary to the Salt Board, he no doubt imagined that it was in connection with that august body that he would be known to fame and (as Strutt would grandilo- quently have put it) leave his mark on his epoch. He was destined, however, as the reader of these pages will presently perceive, to become remarkable on the less unusual ground of relationship to an extremely pretty girl. His cousin Maud, of whom years before, in a rash moment of benevolence, he had consented to become guardian and trustee, had been suddenly thrown upon his hands. She was no longer a remote anxiety which could be disposed of by cheques, letters to governesses, and instruc- tions to solicitors, but an immediate, living reality, MAUD. I I . with a highly effective pair of eyes, good looks as to which women might cavil, but every man would he a firm believer the mauuer of an eager child, and a joyousness which Vernon was obliged to admit was at once deliciously infectious to the world at large, and a very agreeable alterative to the state of mind produced by Indian summers, salt statistics, letters polished by Whisp or common- places enunciated by Fotheringham. "With the timidity of indolence he shuddered to think of the social entanglements and disturbances which so new an element in his household was calculated to produce. Maud, on the other hand, had come out to India with a very low opinion of herself and of her claims upon the good-will of society. At Miss Good- enough's establishment for young ladies, where her education had been completed, her short- comings had been impressed upon her in a manner wholesome, perhaps, and necessary, but decidedly depressing. She had been haunted by the awful consciousness that she was a ' Tomboy.' Her general demeanour, her mode of expressing herself, her ignorance of many things with which no one ought to be unfamiliar, had been the object of the most unflattering comment. The elder Miss Goodenough between whom and Maud there existed a real though somewhat fitful attachment used to have 12 CHKONICLES OF DUSTTPORE. lier into a solemn little chamber and administer the most awful lectures on her sins of commission and omission, and the disgrace and suffering which they would justly entail. These interviews were generally tearful and tender ; for Miss Goodenough, to whom Maud had been consigned as a child on her first arrival from India, loved her with a sort of rapture which made itself felt amid all the vehe- ment fault-finding which Maud's delinquencies necessitated. Maud had always regarded the old lady in something of a maternal light, and never could be brought to abandon the familiar abbrevia- tion of ' Goody,' by which she had been allowed, as a child, to address her instructress. She accepted her instructress's sentences accordingly with un- questioning faith and submission. The two used to weep together over Maud's shortcomings. She looked upon Miss Goodenough as a friend whose heart it was her unlucky fate to lacerate. Miss Goodenough regarded Maud as a creature whose alarming impulses and irregularities justified the darkest forebodings as to her future, and succeeded in infecting her pupil with some of her own appre- hensions. Some judgment must, so both agreed, sooner or later overtake one whose shoulders seemed guided by a hidden law to unequal altitudes, whose toes defied every endeavour to keep them pointed in the conventional direction, and whose impetuous MAUD. 1 3 behaviour was constantly producing a scandal of more or less gravity. * Dearest child,' Miss Goodenough would say, with an air of profound commiseration, 'if you could see how you look, with one shoulder up to your ears and the other near to what should be your waist ! ' This taunt particularly grieved Maud, for she felt bitterly that her form was unromantically plump, and not at all of the refined tenuity of several, of her companions. ' My shoulders ! ' she would exclaim, with the tears in her eyes ; ' I wish they were both at Jericho. I am sure I am made wrong, dearest Goody, indeed I am.' 1 Then, my dear,' Miss Goodenough would say, not encouragingly, l we should try all the more to remedy natural defects ; at any rate, you might know your Bible. Now, dear Maud, your ignorance is, you know, simply shocking/ 1 Yes I know,' said Maud, l but I can't help it. Those horrid kings of Israel and Judah ! They made Israel to sin, they make me to sin, indeed they do. Jehoshaphat, Jehoiakim, Jonadab, Jehu all wicked all beginning with J how can any one remember them ? ' ' Then, my dear,' her inexorable monitress would reply, ' you can never know what every well-edu- 14 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. cated young lady, what every mere school-child, is acquainted with. How can you be fit to go into the world?' ( I wish,' said Maud, passionately, in despair at the difficulties of existence, ( that when the tribes got lost they had taken their histories with them, and lost them too. Darling Goody, let me learn texts, hymns, all the Sermon on the Mount, as much poetry as you please, only not those dreadful Chronicles ! ' Maud used on these occasions to throw her arms round Goody's neck in an out- break of affectionate repentance, in a way that the elder lady, who was absurdly impressionable, found it difficult to resist. But Miss Goodenough's kindness made Maud's conscience all the less at ease. Calmness, self- restraint, composure, a well-stocked mind, and sensible judgment were, Miss Goodenough told her, the great excellencies of character to be aimed at. Maud looked into herself, and felt, with agonies of self-reproach, that in every particular she fell miserably short ; that she was the very reverse of calm ; the least thing roused her into passion, or sent her spinning from the summit of serene high spirits to the lowest depths of despair ; as for self- restraint, Maud felt she was just as capable of it as of flying to the moon. From time to time she made violent efforts to MAUD. I 5 be diligent, and set to work with sudden zeal upon books which her instructress assured her were most interesting and improving. These attempts, for the most part, collapsed in grievous failure. Improvement, Maud felt ruefully, there might be, though unbeknown to herself; interest, she was certain, there was none. On the other hand, a chance novel, which had somehow or other passed scatheless through the rigid blockade which Miss Goodenough established around her young ladies, had filled her with a sort of ecstacy of excitement ; and no amount of poetry no such amount, at any rate, as came within the narrow limits of her mistress's literary horizon seemed capable of fatiguing or even of satisfying her. Displaying the most complete inaptitude for every other form of diligence, she was ready enough to learn any amount that any one liked to give her. She even signalised her zeal by the spasmodic transcription of her favourite passages into a precious volume marked with a solemn * Private,' protected from profane eyes by a golden padlock and destined by its proprietress to be the depository of all her intel- lectual treasures. Miss Goodenough, however, though admitting perforce the merits of the great masters of English song, regarded the claims of poetry as generally subordinate to those of history, geography, arith- I 6 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. metic, and various other branches of useful and ornamental learning, and treated Maud's passion for Sir Walter Scott as but another alarming symptom of an excitable disposition and ill-regu- lated mind. A crisis came at last. It happened at church, where Miss Goodenough's young ladies used to sit just under the gallery, while the boys of ' The Crescent House Academy ' performed their devotions overhead. One fatal Sunday in February, just as the Service was over, and the two Misses Good- enough had already turned their backs to lead the way out, and the young ladies were preparing to follow, a little missive came fluttering down and fell almost into Maud's hands ; at any rate, she slipped it into her Prayer-book ; and all would have gone well but for that horrid Mademoiselle de Vert, who, turning sharply round, detected the occurrence, and the moment Maud was outside the church demanded her Prayer-book. Maud turned fiery red in an instant, and sur- rendered her book. < And the note,' said Mademoiselle de Vert. 1 What note ? ' said Maud. But alas ! her tell- tale cheeks rendered the question useless, and made all evasion impossible. Maud was speedily driven to open resistance. 1 No, thank you,' she said, with an air that told MAUD. 1 7 Mademoiselle de Vert that further attempts at coercion would be labour thrown away ; ' it was not intended for you; it was a valentine.' After this appalling disclosure there was, of course, when they got home, an explanation to be had with Miss Goodenough, who professed herself, and probably really was, terrified at so new a phase of human depravity. Maud was presently in floods of tears, and was obliged to confess that she and the offending culprit had on more than one occasion let each other's eyes meet, had in fact exchanged looks, and even smiles ; so that, perhaps, she was the real occasion for this unhallowed act of temerity. ' Forgive me, forgive me ! ' she cried ; ( it was nothing wrong ; it was only a heart with an arrow and a Cupid ! ' ' A Cupid I ' cried Miss Goodenough, in horror at each new revelation, * and some writing too, I suppose ? ' 1 Yes,' said Maud, whose pleasure in the valentine was rapidly surmounting the disgrace into which it had got her ; ' really pretty verses. Here it is ! ' And thereupon she produced the offending billet, and proceeded to read with effusion : I would thou wcrt a summer rose, And I a bird to hover o'er thee ; And from the dawn to evening's close To warble only, I adore thee ! ' I 8 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. 1 Stop ! ' cried Miss Goodenough, with great de- cision, and white with indignation ; ' do you know what you are reading ? Do you know that that vulgar rubbish is the sort of odious impertinence that shop-boys send to their sweethearts, but which it is an insult to let a lady even see, and which, transmitted in a church, is little less than sacrilege ? ' So saying, Miss Goodenough took the offending letter and consigned it to the flames, and poor Maud stood ruefully by, watching the conflagration of the silver Cupid, mourning over Miss Good- enough's hard-heartedness, and consoling herself with the reflection that at any rate she remembered the verses. ' I must write to your aunt Felicia to remove you. What an example for other girls ! ' 1 Well,' said Maud resignedly, and blushing iu anticipation at the thought of such an exposure ; * do not, at any rate, tell her about the valentine. Dear Goody, did you never have one sent to you when you were my age ? ' Miss Goodeuough quite declined to gratify this audacious inquiry, and made up her mind that it was high time for Maud to be under more masterful guidance than her own. The result was that in the following November Maud was a passenger on the P. & 0. steamship ' Cockatrice,' from Southampton MAUD. 1 9 to Calcutta, where her cousin Vernon was to meet her and escort her to her new home in Dustypore. She had been, it must be acknowledged, to a certain degree reassured by the experience of her voyage. She found that the kings of Israel and Judah did not occupy a prominent place in general conversation ; that a precise acquaintance with the queens of England was not expected of her ; and that nobody resented the impetuosity of her move- ments or her want of self-restraint. On the con- trary, several of her fellow-voyagers had evinced the liveliest sympathy and interest in her, and had devoted themselves successfully to keeping her amused. Maud, in fact, had gone down to her cabin on more occasions than one during the voyage and shed some tears at the approaching separation from friends, whom even those few weeks of chance companionship had carried close to her heart. It had been in truth a happy time. The captain, to whose special care she was com- mitted, had watched over her with a more than paternal interest. The doctor insisted on her having champagne. The purser set all his occult influences at work to increase her comfort. The stewards conspired to spoil her. Maud felt that nothing she could do would at all adequately ex- press her feelings to all these good people who had ministered to her wants and tried, with so much 2O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. success, to please her. There are people, no doubt, to whom a voyage to India is the height of bore- dom ; but there are other happier natures to whom it presents a continuous series of excitements, interests, and joys. Maud, at any rate, enjoyed it with a sort of rapture, and trembled to think how faintly Miss Goodenough's admonitions even now began to fall upon her conscience's ear. Then there had been some very charming fellow- passengers on board, with whom she had formed the warmest friendship. There was a certain Mr. Mowbray, for instance a comely, curly-headed, beardless boy, on his way to join his regiment whom she found extremely interesting, and who lost no time in becoming confidential. It was very pleasant to sit on deck through long lazy mornings and play besique with Mr. Mowbray ; and pleasant too, when the day was done, to sit with him in the moonlight and watch the Southern Cross slowly wheeling up and the waves all ablaze with phosphoric splendour, and to talk about home and Mr. Mowbray 's sisters, and the stations to which each of them were bound, never, probably, to meet again. There was something mysterious about it, Maud felt, and impressive, and very, very charming. And then, on some evenings, the stewardess wo^uld declare that Maud looked pale, or had a MAUD. 2 1 headache, and that she should have a little dinner on deck ; * Just a bit of chicken, miss,' this benevolent being would say, ' and a slice of ham, and the doctor will give you a glass of champagne. The cabin is a deal too hot for you.' And then, by some happy fatality, Mr. Mowbray would also have a headache that very afternoon, and nothing but dining on deck would do for him ; and so there would be a very pleasant little repast going on over the heads of the hot, noisy crowd who were gobbling up their food below ; and the two invalids would forget their maladies, fancied or real, in the innocent excitement of a congenial tete-a-tete. On the whole, Maud had arrived at Dustypore with the conviction that existence, though beset with almost innumerable difficulties and dangers, was replete with enjoyments, which made it, despite every drawback, most thoroughly well worth while to be alive. CHAPTER in. WAR AT THE SALT BOARD. Hos motus animorum atque hsec certamina tanta THE Salt Board had excessively respectable tradi- tions. Its commencement dated far back in Indian history, long before the conquest of the Sandy Tracts, and its prestige had been maintained by a series of officials all of whom had been in the habit of speaking of one another with the utmost respect. The ' illustrious Jones,' ' the great administrator Brown,' the * sagacious and statesmanlike Robin- sou,' all threw the lustre of their abilities over the institution, and were appealed to with unhesitating faith by their successors in the department. When one member referred to another he spoke of himself as t sitting at his feet,' or as ' formed in his school,' or as ' guided by his principles,' in language that was perhaps a little unnecessarily grandiloquent, but which had, at any rate, the effect of investing the Board with a sort of moral grandeur with the WAK AT THE SALT BOAKD. 23 uninitiated. Even the mistakes of the Board acquired a sort of dignity and were not to be spoken of in an off-hand or irreverential manner. They might seem mistakes, but it was not prudent to be too sure that they were so. Many other decisions of the Board had been cavilled at by rash critics, and time had shown their wisdom. The Board, moreover, had a certain grand, misty way of its own of talking, which made its proceedings somewhat hard to criticise. Indeed, all outside criticism was resented as an impertinence, and those rash critics who had the temerity to attempt it were put down with the contemptuous decisive- ness appropriate to ill-judged advisers. There was a regular conventional way of crushing them : first it was contended that, being outsiders, they could not, in the nature of things, understand the matter ; as if there was a sort of inner and spiri- tual sense, by which the affairs of the Salt Board must be apprehended. Then there were stereotyped phrases, which really meant nothing, but which were understood and accepted in the Sandy Tracts as implying that the Board considered the subject disposed of and did not want further discussion. Arguments which could not be otherwise met were smothered in an array of big names, or parried by pathetic references to the zeal of the Salt officials 24 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. and the conscientious manner in which they worked in the sun. Whatever line was adopted, it was the invariable tradition that Government should express its concurrence, and so the whole thing ended com- fortably to all parties concerned. All this was naturally regarded as being highly satisfactory. But the maintenance of this agreeable equilibrium depended on the persons concerned being tempered of the right metal, imbued with the right spirit, and what Strutt used to call ' loyal.' The intru- sion of an alien spirit could not fail to produce deplorable disturbance, disquiet and the dissipation of all sorts of agreeable illusions. And this was what happened when Blunt who was an outsider, the hardest, roughest, most matter-of-fact of com- mercial Englishmen was appointed to the Board. Blunt violated every tradition in the most ruthless fashion, was unimpressed by all the solemnities which awed conventional beholders, and had the most inconvenient way of asking what things meant, and (as he used to say with a sort of horrid glee) l of picking out the heart of a thing.' Now, the Board did not at all relish having its heart picked out in this unceremonious fashion, and resented it with a sort of passionate dislike. Fotheringham felt that he had indeed fallen on very evil times, and that the pleasant days of peace WAR AT THE SALT BOARD. 25 were numbered. Cockshaw, when he found that Blunt would neither smoke nor play whist, gave him up as a bore. The very clerks in the office became agitated and depressed. When Blunt pulled out his spectacles and produced his papers, and went ruthlessly into figures, looking rigid and tough, and implacable and indefatigable, both Fotheringham and Cockshaw knew that their places were not worth having and that they must look for comfortable quarters elsewhere. Fother- ingham counted the months to the time when his pension would be due. Cockshaw, who was a man of action, applied forthwith for the Chief Commis- sionership of the Carraway Islands, which was just then in the market. Blunt had not been many weeks at Dustypore before he showed to demonstration at the Board that the accounts were kept on an entirely wrong footing, and that a vast sum of money, five or six lakhs, was not traceable. t It is the floating balance,' said Fotheringham, with an air of quiet assurance, arising from his having given the same reply frequently before, and always found it answer. ' Perhaps you will trace it, then,' said Blunt, pushing the papers across to Fotheringham in the most unfeeling way. '/cannot.' 26 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. ' We had better send for.Strufct,' said Cockshaw, who knew nothing about the accounts himself, aud had a nervous distrust of Fotheringham's explana- tions. Thereupon Strutt appeared, radiant and self-satisfied, and cleared up everything with the easy air of a man who is and who feels himself thoroughly master of the situation. 1 No,' he said, in reply to Fotheringham's in- quiry, not in the floating balance, but in Suspense Account A : here it is, you see : one item, 2 lakhs 85,000 rs. 15 annas 3 pie.' 1 Of course,' said Fotheringham, ignoring his blunder with an air of placid dignity, ' there, you see, it is ! ' ' Well,' said Blunt, insatiable of explanation, 1 but you said it was in the floating balance ; and pray where are the other items, aud what is Sus- pense Account A, and how many other Suspense Accounts have you? Pray go on, Mr. Strutt.' So Mr. Strutt had to go on, and then it was sad to see the brightness fade out of his face, and his pleasant swagger disappear, and his answers get wilder and wilder as Blunt led him from figure to figure, puzzled him by putting things in all sorts of new lights, and finally took him completely out of his depth. This was not the sort of treatment to which WAR AT THE SALT BOARD. 2/ Strutt had been accustomed, or for which he was constitutionally fitted. At last, in despair, he sent down for Yernon and the Head Accountant, and these two brought up a pile of ledgers, and traced the missing sums from one account into another in a manner which baffled all Fotheringham's attempts to follow them, and proved at last to their own satisfaction that all was right. Still the horrible Blunt was only half con- vinced. ' All may be right,' he said, l and I will take your words that it is so. But the figures do not prove it; nor do they prove anything except that the system of accounts is deplorable. Any amount of fraud might be perpetrated under them. I can't understand them : Strutt does not understand them : not one of you gentlemen understands them. This may suit you ; but, as for me, I hate what I cannot understand.' So no doubt did Fotheringham, and this was one reason why he so cordially hated Blunt. Another thing about Blunt that irritated his col- leagues was his way of coughing a loud, harsh, strident cough whenever he was vexed. ' His coughs are quite like oaths,' Fotheringham said with a shudder ; and it must be confessed that Blunt could throw an expression that sounded hor- 28 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. ribly like l damn it ' into his mode of clearing his throat ; and that when Fotheringham was arguing with him he cleared his throat oftener and more vigorously than can have been necessary. CHAPTER IV. FELICIA. The laws of marriage character'd in gold Upon the blanched tablets of her heart ; A love still burning upward, giving light To read those laws ; an accent very low In blandishment, but a most silver flow Of subtle-paced counsel in distress, Eight to the heart and brain, tho' undescried, Winning its way with extreme gentleness Through all the outworks of suspicious pride. THE new home in which Maud found herself mignt well have contented a more fastidious critic than she was at all inclined to be. The Veruons were delightful hosts. Maud had established thoroughly comfortable relations with her cousin during the long journey to Dustypore ; and though he was too indolent or perhaps too much absorbed in work for anything but a sort of passive politeness, still this was, upon the whole, satisfactory and reassuring, and Maud felt very much at her ease with him. Mrs. Vernon, the ' Cousin Felicia,' whom Maud now realised in flesh and blood for the first time, inspired her with a stronger, keener feeling of admiration than 3O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. any she had known before. She was beautiful, as Maud had often heard ; but beauty alone would not account for the thrill of pleasure which something in Felicia's first greeting gave her. The charm lay in an unstudied, unconscious cordiality of manner that fascinated the new-comer with its sincerity and grace. Felicia coruscated with cheerfulness, cour- age, mirth. She was bright, and infected those about her with brightness. Transplanted from the quiet luxury of an English country-house to the rough experiences of Indian life, she bore through them all an air of calmness, joyousness, refinement, which the troubles of life seemed incapable of dis- turbing. When, years before, just fresh from the schoolroom and with all the dazzling possibilities of a London season before her, she had admitted her attachment to Vernon and her unalterable desire to go with him to India, her father's face had looked darker than she had ever seen it before, and a family chorus of indignation had proclaimed the unwisdom of the choice. The rector's son and the squire's daughter, however, had played about together as boy and girl, and long years of inti- macy had cemented a friendship too strong to be shattered by such feeble blows as worldliness or prudence could inflict upon it. Vernon had nothing but the slender portion which a country clergyman might be expected to leave his children at his FELICIA. 3 I death nothing, that is, except a long list of school and college honours and a successful can- didature for the Indian Civil Service. Felicia, as her deploring aunts murmured -amongst themselves, ' was a girl who might have married any one; ' and her parents, without incurring the charge of a vul- gar ambition, might naturally complain of a match which gave them so little and cost them the pang of so complete a separation. Felicia, at any rate, had never repented of her choice ; she was greatly in love with her husband, and had the pleasant consciousness that his taste fastidious, critical, and not a little sarcastic found in her nothing that was not absolute perfection. India had deve- loped in her a self-reliance and fortitude which never could have been born in the safe tranquillity of her home. The hot winds of Dustypore had not quite robbed her cheeks of their English bloom ; but there were lines of suffering, anxiety, and fatigue which, when her face was at rest, let out the secret that her habitual brightness was not as effortless as it seemed. The fact was that life, with all its enjoyments, had been to her full of pangs, of which, even at a safe distance, she could scarcely trust herself to think. The separation from her home was a grief that long usage made none the easier to bear. On the contrary, there was a sort of aching want which 32 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. was never appeased, and which the merest trifle a letter a message a word was sufficient to light up into something like anguish. Felicia never achieved the art of reading her home letters with decent composure, and used to carry them, with a sort of nervous uneasiness, to her own room, to be dealt with in solitude. Then four children, all with an air of Indian fragility, and whose over- refined looks their mother would thankfully have bartered for a little vigour and robustness, had cost her many a heartache. On the horizon of all her married life there loomed the dreadful certainty of a day when another series of separations would begin, and the choice would lie between the com- panionship of her husband in India, or the care of her children at home. From this horrid thought it was natural for such a temperament as Felicia's to seek refuge in merri- ment, which, if sometimes a little strained, was never wholly unnatural. Excitement was a plea- sant cure for gloomy thought, and it was to Felicia never hard to find. Every sort of society amused her, and those who saw her only in public would have pronounced her a being to whom melancholy was inconceivable. Her husband, however, could have told that Felicia was often sad. There were afternoons, too, when she was quite alone, when she would order the carriage and drive away by an FELICIA. 33 unfrequented road to the dreary, lonely Station Cemetery, and weep passionate tears over a grave where years before she and her husband had come one morning together and left a precious little wasted form, and Felicia had felt that happiness was over for her, and that life could never be the same again. Nor was it, for there are some griefs which travel with us to our journey's end. Charmed as Maud had been with her newly- found relation, she was conscious of the stiffness of a perfectly unaccustomed life, and thought wist- fully of the pleasures of the voyage and even of her French and geography with Miss Goodenough. Felicia, with all her kindness, just a little alarmed her ; she was so brilliant, so dignified, and quite unconsciously, so much of a fine lady. Vernon was buried in his books or away at office, and very seldom available for the purposes of conversa- tion. The days, despite the excitement of novelty, dragged heavily, and Maud began to think that if every day was to be as long as these, and there were three hundred and sixty-five of them in the year, and fifty years, perhaps, in a life-time, how terrific an affair existence was ! Before, however, she had been a week at Dusty- pore the ice began to melt. Felicia came in one morning from a long busy time with nurses, chil- dren, servants and housekeeping, established herself 34 CHRONICLES OP DUSTYPORE. in an easy-chair, close to Maud, and was evidently bent upon a chat. Maud found herself presently, she knew not how, pouring out all her most sacred secrets, and giving her heart away in a most reckless fashion, to a companion whom, so far as time went, she still regarded as almost a stranger. Such a confession she had never made, even to Miss Good- enough, nor felt inclined to make it. Now, how- ever, it seemed to come easily and as a matter of course. Felicia was sympathetic and greatly in- terested. Even the episode of the valentine was not forgotten. 1 There,' Maud cried, with a slightly nervous dread of telling something either improper or ridi- culous ; f that was my very last schoolgirl scrape. Was it very bad ? ' ( Very bad ! ' cried Felicia, with a laugh, the joyousness of which was entirely reassuring ; l it was that naughty boy who got you into trouble. Fortunately there are no galleries in our church here, and no boys, so there is nothing to fear.' That evening Felicia was singing an old familiar favourite air, as she was fond of doing, half in the dark, and unconscious of a listener. Vernon was deep in his papers in the adjoining room. Maud, at the other end of the piano, where she had been turning over the leaves of some music, stood with her hand still resting on the page, gazing at the FELICIA. - 3 5 singer and wrapt in attention. Something, she knew not what, nor stopped to ask the time, the place, the song or the tone of Felicia's voice touched her as with a sudden gust of feeling. When the song was over Maud walked across, flung her arms round her companion and kissed her with a sort of rapture. Felicia, looking up, surprised, saw that the other's eyes were full of tears. f That is pretty, is it not?' she said, taking Maud's hand kindly in her own. * Sing it once more,' Maud petitioned. And so, while Vernon, unconscious of the flow of sentiment so close about him, was still absorbed in the vicissi- tudes of Orissa, Felicia's performance was encored, and two sympathetic natures had found each other out and worked into unison. Afterwards, when Maud had departed, Felicia, with characteristic impulsiveness, broke out into vehement panegyric : 'Come, George,' she said, 'don't be stupid, please, and uninterested ; don't you think she is quite charming ? ' ' Felicia,' said her husband, f you are for ever falling in love with some one or other, and now you have lost your heart to Maud. No, I don't think her charming ; but I dare say a great many other people will. She will be the plague of our 36 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. lives, you will see. I wish we bad left her at Miss Goodenough's.' ' Of course everybody will fall in love with her,' cried Felicia, quite undaunted by her husband's gloomy forebodings ; ' and I will tell you what, George she will do delightfully for Jem.' 1 Jem ! ' exclaimed her husband, with a tone of horror. ' Felicia, you are match-making already and Jem too, poor fellow ! ' Now, Jem Button was Vernon's oldest friend, and Felicia's kinsman, faithful servant and ally. Years before, the two men had boated and cricketed together at Eton, and spent pleasant weeks at each other's homes ; and when they met in India, each seemed to waken up the other to a host of affectionate recollections about their golden youth. Sutton, in fact, was still a thorough schoolboy, and as delighted with finding his old chum as if he had just come back from the holidays. He had contrived to get as much marching, fighting, and adventuring into his ten years' service as a man could wish ; had led several border forays with daring and success ; had received several desperate wounds, of which a great scar across the forehead was the most conspicuous ; had established a repu- tation as a rider and a swordsman, and had received from his Sovereign the brilliant distinction of the Victoria Cross, which, along with a great many FELICIA. 37 other honourable badges, covered the wide expanse of his chest on state occasions. Despite his fighting proclivities, Sutton had the softest possible pair of blue eyes, his hair was still as bright a brown as when he was a curly-headed boy at his mother's side ; nor did the copious growth of his moustache quite conceal a smile that was sweetness and honesty itself. Felicia's two little girls regarded him as their especial property and made the tenderest avowals of devotion to him. Sutton treated them, as all their sex, with a kind- ness that was chivalrously polite, and which they were already women enough to appreciate. Lastly, among other accomplishments, which rendered him especially welcome at the Vernons' house, he possessed a tuneful tenor voice, and sang Moore's Melodies with a pathos which was more than artistic. On the whole, it is easy to under- stand how natural it seemed to Felicia that two such charming people as Sutton and Maud should be destined by Heaven for each other, and that hers should be the hand to lead them to their happy fate. CHAPTER V. ( BUTTON'S FLYERS.' Consider this he had been bred i' the wars Since he could draw a sword. 1 SUTTON'S FLYERS ' were well known in the Sandy Tracts as the best irregular cavalry in that part of the country. Formed originally in the Mutiny, when spirits of an especial hardihood and enter- prise gathered instinctively around congenial leaders, they had retained ever since the prestige then acquired and a standard of chivalry which turned every man in the regiment into something of a hero. Many a stalwart lad, bred in the wild uplands of the Province, had felt his blood stirred within him at the fame of exploits which appealed directly to instincts on which the pacific British rule had for years put an unwelcome pressure. Around the fire of many an evening meal, in many a gossiping bazaar, in many a group at village well or ferry, the fame of the ' Flyers ' was re- counted, and ' Sutton Sahib ' became a household word by which military enthusiasm could be speedily 1 BUTTON'S FLYERS.' 39 kindled to a blaze. With the lightest possible equi- page, wiry country-bred horses, and a profound dis- regard for all baggage arrangements, Button had effected some marches which earned him the credit of being supernaturally ubiquitous. Again and again had Mutineer detachments, revelling in fancied security, found that the dreaded horsemen, whom they fancied a hundred miles away and marching in an opposite direction, had heard of their whereabouts and were close upon their track. Then the suddenness of the attack, the known prowess of the leader, the half- superstitious rever- ence which his 'followers paid him, invested the troop with a tradition of invincibility, and had secured them, on more than one occasion, a bril- liant success against odds which less fervent temperaments than Sutton's might have felt it wrong to encounter, and which certainly made success seem almost a miracle. To his own men Sutton was hardly less than a god, and there were few of them on whom he could not safely depend to gallop with him to their doom. More than one of his officers had saved his li-fe in hand-to-hand fight by reckless exposure of their own ; and his adjutant had dragged him, stunned, crushed and bleeding, from under a fallen horse, and carried him through a storm of bullets to a place of safety. All of them, on the other hand, 4O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYFORE. had experienced on a hundred occasions the benefit of his imperturbable calmness, his inspiring con- fidence and unshaken will. Once Sutton had gratified their pride and perhaps, too, his own by a display of prowess which, if somewhat theatri- cal, was nevertheless extremely effective. A fight was on hand, and the regiment was just going into action, when a Mohammedan trooper, famed as a swordsman on all the country-side, had ridden out from the enemy's lines, bawled out a defiance of the English rule, couched in the filthiest and most opprobrious te-rms, and dared Sutton to come out and fight, and let him throw his carcase to the dogs. There are moments when instinct becomes our safest, and indeed our only, guide. Sutton, for once in his life, felt a gust of downright fury : he gave the order to halt and sheathe swords, took his challenger at his word, rode out in front of his force and had a fair hand-to-hand duel with the hostile champion. The confronted troops looked on in breathless anxiety, while the fate of either com- batant depended on a turn of the sword, and each fought as knowing that one or other was to die. Suttoii at last saw his opportunity for a stroke which won him the honours of the day. It cost him a sabre-cut across his forehead, which to some eyes might have marred his beauty for ever; but the foul-mouthed Mussulman lay dead on the field, SUTTON S FLYERS. 4! smitten through the heart, and Sutton rode back among his shouting followers the acknowledged first swordsman of the day. Such a man stood in no need of Felicia's pane- gyrics to seem very impressive in the eyes of a girl like Maud. Despite his gentleness of manner and the sort of domestic footing on which everybody at the Yernons', down to the baby, evidently placed him, she felt a little awed. She was inclined to be romantic; but it was rather alarming to have a large, living, incarnate romance sitting next her at luncheon, cutting slices of mutton, and asking her, with a curiosity that seemed necessarily con- descending, about all the details of the voyage. There seemed something incongruous and painfully below the mark in having to tell him that they had acted ' Woodcock's Little Game,' and had played ' Bon Jour, Philippe,' on board ; and Maud, when the revelation became necessary, made it with a blush. After luncheon, however, Sutton and the little girls had a game of { Post,' and Maud begun to console herself with the reassuring conviction that, after all, he was but a man, and a very pleasant one. After he had gone, Felicia, who was the most indiscreet of match-makers, began one of her ex- travagant eulogiums. ' Like him ! ' she cried, in reply to Maud's inquiry ; * like is not the word. He 42 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYl'ORE. is the best, noblest, bravest, aiid most chivalrous of beings.' ' Not the handsomest ! ' interrupted Maud, tempted by Felicia's enthusiasm into feeling per- versely indifferent. 1 Yes, and the handsomest too,' Felicia said ; * tall, strong, with beautiful features, and ,eyes as soft and tender as a woman's ; indeed a great deal softer than most women's.' * Then,' objected Maud, * why has lie never '- ' Because,' answered her companion, indignantly anticipating the objection, ' there is no one half- a-quarter good enough for him.' 1 Well,' said the other, by this time quite in a rebellious mood, '-all I can say is, that I don't think him in the least good-looking. I don't like that great scar across his forehead.' ' Don't you ? ' cried Felicia ; and then she told her how the scar had come there, and Maud could no longer pretend not to be interested. The next day Sutton came with them for a drive, and Maud, who had by this time shaken off her fears, began to find him decidedly interesting. There was something extremely romantic in having a soldier, whose reputation was already almost historical, the hero of a dozen brilliant episodes, coming tame about the house, only too happy to do her biddin or Felicia's, and apparently per- BUTTON S FLYERS. 43 fectly contented with their society. Felicia was in the highest spirits, for she found her pet project shaping itself with pleasant facility into a fair prospect of realisation ; and when Felicia was in high spirits they infected all about her. Button, innocently unconscious of the cause of her satisfaction, but realising only that she wanted Maud amused and befriended, lent himself with a ready zeal to further her wishes and let no leisure afternoon go by without suggesting some new scheme of pleasure. Maud's quick, impulsive, highly-strung temperament, her moods of joyous- ness or depression, hardly less transient than the shadows that flit across the fields in April, her keen appreciation of beauty and pathos, made her, child as she was in most of her thoughts and ways, an interesting companion to him. Her eagerness in enjoyment was a luxury to see ; and Sutton, a good observer, knew before long, almost better than herself, what things she most enjoyed. In- stead of the reluctant and unsympathetic permission which her late instructress had accorded to her poetical tastes, Sutton and Felicia completely understood what she felt, treated her taste on each occasion with a flattering consideration, and led her continually to i fresh woods and pastures new,' where vistas of loveliness, fairer far than any she had yet discovered, seemed to break upon her. 44 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPOKE. Vernon's library, his one extravagance, was all that the most fastidious scholar could desire ; any choice edition of a favourite poet was on his table almost before his English friends had got it. A beautiful book, like a beautiful woman, deserves the best attire that art can give it, and Maud felt a thrill of satisfaction at all the finery of gilt and Kussian leather in which she could now behold her well-beloved poems arrayed. Sutton told her, with a decisiveness which carried conviction, what things she would like and what she might neglect ; and she soon followed his directions with unquestioning faith. He used to come and read to them some- times, in a sweet, impressive manner, Maud felt ; and the passage, as -he had read it, lived on in her thoughts with the precise shade of feeling which his voice had given it. One happy week was consecrated to the l Idylls of the King,' and this had been so especially delightful as to make a little epoch in her exist- ence so rich was the picture so great a revela- tion of beauty such depths of sorrow such agonies of repentance such calm, quiet, ethereal scenes of loveliness. More than once Sutton, in reading, had looked up suddenly and found her eyes bent full upon him, and swimming with tears ; and Maud had stooped over her work, the sudden scarlet dyeing BUTTON S FLYERS. 45 her cheek, yet almost too much moved to care about detection. How true, how real, how living it all seemed ! Did it, in truth, belong to the far-off, misty, fabu- lous kingdom over which the mystic Arthur ruled, or was she herself Elaine, and Lancelot sitting close before her, and all the harrowing story playing itself out in her own little troubled world ? Anyhow, it struck a chord which vibrated pleasur- ably, yet with a half-painful vehemence, through her mind and filled it with harmonies and discords unheard before. Certainly, she confessed to herself, there was a something about Sutton that touched one to the heart. CHAPTER VI. * A COMPETITION- WALLAH.' Ainsi doit 6tre Un petit-maitre ; Leger, amusant, Vif, complaisant, Plaisant, Railleur aimable, Traitre adorable ; C'est rhomme du jour, Fait pour 1'amour. ONE of the stupid things that people do in India is to select the two hottest hours of the day for call- ing on each other. How such an idiotic idea first found its way into existence, by what strange fate it became part of the social law of Anglo-Indians, and how it is that no one has yet been found with courage or strength enough to break down a custom so detrimental to the health and comfort of man- kind, are among the numerous mysteries which the historian of India must be content to leave unsolved. Like Chinese ladies' feet, the high heels on which fashionable Europe at present does penance, suttee of Hindu widows, and infanticide among the Rajpoot nobles, it is merely a curious instance that A COMPETITION- WALLAH. 47 there is nothing so foolish and so disagreeable that human beings will not do or endure if it only becomes the fashion. At any rate, the ladies and gentlemen of Dusty- pore were resolved not to be a whit less fashionable and uncomfortable than their neighbours, and reli- giously exchanged visits from twelve to two. Maud's arrival was the signal for a burst of callers, and a goodly stream of soldiers and civilians arrived day by day to pay their homage to the newly-arrived beauty and her chaperon. Felicia's house was always popular, and all that was pleasantest and best in Dustypo-re assembled at her parties. Young London dandies fresh from home, and exploring the Sandy Tracts under the impression of having left the Ultima Thule of civili- sation far behind them, were sometimes startled to find her drawing-room as full of taste, luxury, and refinement as if they had suddenly been transported to Eaton Square. What is the nameless grace that some women have the art of putting into chairs and tables, which turns them from mere bits of upholstery into something hardly short of poetry? How is it that in some rooms there breathes a subtle charm, an aroma of delicacy and culture, a propriety in the behaviour of the sofas and ottomans to one another, a pleasant negligence apparent through 48 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. the general order, a courageous simplicity amid elaborated comfort, which, in the absence of the mistress, tells the expectant visitor that he is about to meet a thoroughbred lady ? Some such fascination, at any rate, there lingered about the cool, carefully-shaded room in which Felicia received her guests. It was by no means smart, and not especially tidy, for it was often invaded and occupied by a victorious horde from the nursery, and bore many a sign of the common- place routine of daily life. But to Felicia's friends it was an enchanted abode, where a certain refuge might be found from whatever disagreeable things or people prevailed outside, and where Felicia, who, whatever she might feel, always looked calm and radiant and cool, presided as the genius loci, to forbid the possibility of profane intrusion. One thing that made it picturesque was that at all times and seasons it abounded in flowers. Felicia was an enthusiastic gardener, and her loving skill and care could save many a tender plant which would, in a less experienced hand, have withered and sunk under the burning heat and dust that prevailed everywhere but in the confines of Felicia's kingdom. Her garden gave her a more home-like feeling than any other Indian experience. It refreshed her to go out early in the morning, while the children were yet asleep, and A COMPETITION-WALLAH. 49 the sun's rays had barely surmounted the tall rows of plantains that marked the garden's boundary, and guarded her treasures from the sultry air. It soothed her to superintend ferns and roses, cuttings from some Himalayan shrub, or precious little seed- lings from England. By dint of infinite care she had created a patch of turf, which, if not quite as green, fresh and dewy as the lawn at home, was at any rate a rest to eyes weary with dazzling wastes and the bright blazing air. There Felicia had a shady corner, where pots and sticks and garden- tools attested the progress of many a new gardening experiment, and where the water forced up from the well at the garden's end went rippling by with a pleasant sound, cooling and softening all the air around. Oftentimes, as she lingered here, her fancies would wander to the pleasant Manor House, where her taste for flowers had been acquired in her father's company, and she would be again fern- hunting with him through some cool mossy wood- land, or roaming through a paradise of bluebells, with the well-loved beeches towering overhead, while the sweet summer evening died slowly away. Early amongst the visitors Mr. Desvoaux was announced, and Felicia, when she saw his card, told Maud that she would be sure now to be very much amused. SO CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORB. * He is the most brilliant of all the young civi- lians,' she said, ' and is to do great things. But he talks great nonsense and abuses everybody. So do not be astonished at anything you hear.' 1 And is he nice ? ' inquired Maud. Felicia made a little face, not altogether of ap- proval : * Well,' she said, 'he is more curious than nice ;' and then Desvreux made his appearance, and while he was exchanging preliminary commonplaces with Felicia, Maud had an opportunity of observing the visitor's exterior claims, which were not inconsider- able, to the regard of womankind. He was certainly, Maud felt at once, extremely handsome and, apparently, extremely anxious to be thought so. The general effect which he produced was that of a poetical dandy. He was dressed with a sort of effeminate finery, with here and there a careless touch which redeemed it all from utter fopdom. He was far too profusely set about with pretty things, lockets and rings and costly knick- knacks ; on the other hand his handkerchief was tied with a more than Byronic negligence. The flower in his button-hole was exquisite, but it was stuck in with a carelessness which, if studied, was none the less artistic. On the whole he was over- dressed ; but he walked into the room with the air of a man who had forgotten all about it, and who A COMPETITION-WALLAH. 5 I had no eyes or thoughts for anything but his present company. Maud soon began to think him very entertaining, but, as Felicia had said, l curious.' He was full of fun, extravagant, joyous, unconventional ; he had turned, after the first few sentences, straight upon Maud and pointedly invited her into the conversa- tion ; and she soon felt her spirits rising. t I saw you this morning,' he said, ' in the dis- tance, riding with Button. I should have asked to be allowed to join you, but that I was too shy, and Sutton would have hated me for spoiling his tcte-d- tete.' ' Three is an odious number, is it not, Mr. Des- vo3ux?' said Felicia, 'and should be expunged from the arithmetic books. Why was it ever invented ? ' 1 In order, I suppose/ said Desvceux, ' that we three might meet this morning, and that there might be three Graces and three witches in Macbeth, and three members of the Salt Board. Three is evi- dently a necessity ; but when I am of the trio, and two of us are men, I confess I don't like it. It is so nice to have one's lady all to one's self. But, Miss Veruon, you are alarmed, I know, and naturally ; you think that I am going to ask, what I suppose fifty people have been asking you all the week, whether you enjoyed the voyage to India, and how you like the looks of Dustypore. But I will be 52 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. considerate, and spare you. Enjoyed the voyage, in- deed 1 What a horrid mockery the question seems!' * But I did enjoy it/ cried Maud ; ( so you see that you might have asked me after all. It was very exciting.' 1 Yes, all the excitement of wondering every day what new mysteries of horror the ship's cooks will devise for dinner ; whether the sinews of Sunday's turkey can rival those of Saturday's goose ; the excitement of going to bed in the dark and tread- ing on a black-beetle ; the excitement of shaving in a gale of wind and cutting one's nose off, as I very nearly did ; the excitement of the young ladies who are expecting their lovers at Bombay, and of the young ladies who will not wait till Bombay but manufacture their lovers out of hand. It is too thrilling ! ' 1 Well,' said Maud, ' we had theatricals and read- ings and dances, and a gentleman who played the most lovely variations on the violin, and I enjoyed it all immensely ! ' ' Ah,' said Desvceux, as if suddenly convinced, ( then perhaps you are even capable of liking Dusty- pore ! ' 1 Poor Mr. Desvceux I ' said Felicia ; ' how sorry you must be to have finished your march, and be back again at stupid Dustypore I ' 1 No place is stupid where Mrs. Vernon is,' said A COMPETITION- WALLAH. 53" Desvoeux, gallantly ; ' or rather no place would be, if she were not so often " not at home." 1 That must be/ Felicia said, ( because you call on mail-days, when I am busy with my home des- patches.' The real truth was that Felicia considered Des- voeux in need of frequent setting down, and closed her door inhospitably against him, whenever he showed the least inclination to be intimate. 1 Well,' said Desvoeux, ' the days that you are busy with your despatches and when I have written the Agent's, I do not .find it lively, I admit. Come, Mrs. Vernon, the Fotheringhams, for instance does not the very thought of them leave a sort of damp upon your mind? It makes one shudder.' Then Desvoeux passed on to the other officials, upon whom he poured the most vehement contempt. The Salt Board, he told Maud, always from time immemorial consisted of the three greatest fogies in the Service ; that was the traditionary rule ; it was only when you were half-idiotic that you could do the work properly. As for Mr. Fotheringham, he was a lucky fellow ; his idiocy had developed early and strong. 'That is why Mrs. Vernou detests him so.' ' I don't detest him at all/ said Felicia ; ' but I think him rather dull.' 1 Yes/ said Desvceux, with fervour ; f as Dr. 54 CHRONICLES OF DTJSTYPORE. Johnson said of some one, he was, no doubt, dull naturally, but he must have taken a great deal of pains to become as dull as he is now. Now, Miss Vernou, would you like to see what the Board is like ? First, you must know that I am the Agent's private secretary, and part of my business is to knock his and their heads together and try to get a spark out. That is how I come to know about them. First I will show you how Vernon puts on his air of Under- Secretary and looks at me with a sort of serious, bored, official air, as if he were a bishop and thought I was going to say something impertinent.' f As I dare say you generally are,' said Felicia, quite prepared to do battle for her husband. 1 Well,' said Desvoeux, ( this is how he sits and looks gravity and fatigue personified.' ' Yes,' cried Maud, clapping her hands with plea- sure ; 1 1 can exactly fancy him.' * Then,' continued Desvoeux, who was really a good mimic and warming rapidly into the work, 1 in comes the Board. First Fotheringham, conde- scending and serene and wishing us all " Good- morning," as if he were the Pope dispensing a blessing. You know his way like this ? Then here is Cockshaw, looking sagacious, but really pondering over his last night's rubber, and wishing the Board were finished.' A COMPETITION- WALL AH. 55 Felicia was forced to burst out laughing at the imitation. 'And now,' cried Maud, 'give us Mr. Blunt.' Desvoaux put on Blunt's square awkward manner and coughed an imprecatory cough. ' Gentlemen,' he said, l your figures are wrong, your arguments false and your conclusions childish. I don't want to be offensive or personal, and I have the highest possible opinion of your service ; but you must allow me to observe that you are all a pack of fools ! ' * Capital,' cried Maud ; l and what do you do all the time, Mr. Desvoaux ? ' 1 Oh, Yernon and I sit still and wink at each other and hope for the time when we shall have become idiotic enough to be on the Board our- selves. We are of the new r^gime^ and are sup- posed to have wits, and we have a great deal of intelligence to get over. But you know how the old ones were chosen. All the stupidest sons of the stupidest families in England for several gene- rations, like the pedigree-wheat, you know, on the principle of selection ; none but the blockheads of course would have anything to do with India.' * Don't abuse the bridge that carries you over,' Felicia said : t No treason to India it has many advantages.' * Innumerable,' cried Desvoaux : * first, a decent 56 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPOEE. excuse for separation between husbands and wives who happen to be uncongenial no other society has anything to compare with it. You quarrel, you know ' 1 No, we don't,' said Felicia, l thank you. Speak for yourself.' ' Well, I quarrel with Mrs. Desvceux, we'll say - though, by the way, I could not quarrel even with my wife but suppose a quarrel, and we become mutually insupportable : there is no trouble, no scandal, no inconvenience. Mrs. Desvceux's health lias long required change of air ; I secure a berth for her on the P. & Q., escort her with the utmost politeness to Bombay, have a most affectionate parting, remit once a quarter, write once a fort- night what can be more perfect ? ' ' But suppose/ said Maud, ( for the sake of argu- ment, that you don't quarrel and don't want to separate ? ' * Or suppose,' said Felicia, who knew that the conversation was taking just 'the turn she hated, < that we try our duet, Mr. Desvceux ? You know that you are a difficult person to catch.' * That is one of your unjust speeches,' said Desvceux, dropping his voice as they approached the piano and becoming suddenly serious : ' You know that I come quite as often as I think I have a chance of being welcome.' A COMPETITION-WALLAH. 57 Felicia ignored the remark and began playing the accompaniment with the utmost unconcern. The fact was that Desvoeux, though not quite such a Don Juan as he liked to be thought, had a large amount of affection to dispose of, and had given Felicia to understand upon twenty occasions that he would like to begin a flirtation with her if he dared. CHAPTER YIT. THE RUMBLE CHUNDER GRANT. Monstrum horrendum informe ingens THERE were many things which a man was ex- pected to know about in official circles at Dusty- pore, and first and foremost was the l Rumble Chunder Grant.' Not to know this argued one's self not only unknown but ignorant of the first prin- ciples of society and the common basis on which thought and conversation proceeded. It was like not having read Mr. Trollope's novels or know- ing nothing about the Tichborne Trial or being in any other way out of tune with the times. One of the things that gave the old civilians such a sense of immeasurable superiority over all outsiders and new-comers was the consciousness that with them rested this priceless secret, this mystery of mys- teries. One inconvenient consequence, however, of every- THE BUMBLE CHUNDER GRANT. 59 body being expected to know was, that everybody took for granted that everybody else did know, and that those who did not know veiled their ig- norance under a decent mask of familiarity and by talking about it in a vague, shadowy sort of phraseology which conveniently concealed any little inaccuracies. It had to do with salt, moreover, and it was at the Salt Board that the unsearchable depths of the subject were best appreciated and this vagueness of language was most in vogue. The facts were something of this sort. When the English took the country we found particular families and villages in Rumble Chunder in en- joyment of various rights in connection with salt ; some had little monopolies ; others might manu- facture for themselves at a quit rent, others might quarry for themselves at particular times and places, and so forth. The Gazette, which announced the annexation of the province, had declared in tones of splendid generosity that the British Government, though inexorable to its foes, would temper justice with mercy so far as to respect existing rights of pro- perty and would protect the loyal proprietor in the enjoyment of his own. The sonorous phrases of a rhetorical Viceroy had entailed on his successors a never-ending series of disputes, and had saddled 6O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. tlie Empire with an obligation which was all the more burthensome for being undefined. Ever since that unlucky Gazette, officials had been hard at work to find out what it was that the Governor- General had promised to do and how much it would cost to do it. One diligent civilian after another went down to Rumble Chunder and made out a list of people who were or who pretended to be, entitled to interests in salt. Then these lists had been submitted and discussed, and minuted upon, and objected to, and returned for further in- vestigation, and one set of officers had given place to another, and the chance of clearing up the matter had grown fainter every day. Meanwhile the Bumble Chunder people had gone their ways, exercising what rights they could, and happy ia the possession of an interminable controversy. In course of time most of the original documents got destroyed in the Mutiny, or eaten by white ants, and a fresh element of uncertainty was introduced by the question of the authenticity of all existing copies. Then there had come a new Secretary of State at home, whose views as to the grantees were diametrically opposed to all his predecessors, and who sent peremptory orders to carry out the new policy with the least possible delay. Thus the subject had gradually got itself into a sort of THE RUMBLE CHUNDER GRANT. 6 I hopeless tangle, for which Desvceux used to say that the only effectual remedy would be the end of the world. No one knew exactly what his rights were, and every one was afraid of endangering his position by too rigid an inquiry or too bold an assertion. One peculiarity of this, as of most Indian con- troversies, was the unnatural bitterness of spirit to which it gave rise. The most amiable officials turned to gall and wormwood at its very mention, and abused each other over it with the vehemence of vexed theologians. Whether vain attempts to understand it had engendered an artificial spitefulness, or whether discussion, like beer-drinking, is a luxury too strong for natures enfeebled by an Eastern climate, sure enough it was that, directly this wretched question came to the fore, good-nature, moderation and politeness were forgotten, and the antagonists made up for the confusion of their ideas by the violence of the language in which they expressed them. The last phase of the story was that some of the descendants of the original grantees, thinking the plum was now about ripe for picking, took up the question in a wily, patient, vexatious sort of way, and produced a tremendous lawsuit. Then a Mem- 62 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPOHE. ber of Parliament, whose ideas, by some sudden process (on which his banker's book would probably have thrown some light), had been suddenly turned Indiawards, made the most telling speech in the House, depicting in vivid colours the wrongs of the Rumble Chunder people and the satanic ruthlessness of British rule. Then pamphlets began to appear, which showed to demonstration that all the Viceroys had been either liars or thieves, except a few who had been both, and asked how long this Rumble Chuuder swindle was to last. The whole subject, in fact, began to be ventilated. Now, ventilation, though a good thing in its time and place, is bad for such veteran institutions as the Salt Board, or controversies as delicate as the Rumble Chunder Grant. Every new ray of daylight let in disclosed an ugly flaw, and the fresh air nearly brought the tottering edifice about the. ears of its inhabitants. It needed, as Fotheringham ruefully felt, but the rude, trenchant, uncompromising spirit of a man like Blunt to produce an imbroglio which could neither be endured, concealed, or disposed of in any of the usual methods known to Indian official- dom; and Blunt was known to be hard at work at the statistics, and already to have assumed an atti- tude of obtrusive hostility. Fotheringham could only fortify himself with the reflection that the Provi- THE RUMBLE CHUNDER GRANT. 63 dence which had seen him through a long series of official scrapes would probably not desert him at this last stage of his career. He wished, never- theless, that he had forestalled Cockshaw in his application for the Carraways. 64 CHAPTER VIII. GOLDEN DATS. lovely earth ! O lovely sky ! 1 was in love with nature, I ; And nature was in love with me ; O lovely life when I was free ! FELICIA had been surprised, and not altogether pleased, at the unnecessary cordiality with which Maud had hade their visitor farewell. There was an excitement, an animation, an eagerness in her manner which Felicia had not before perceived, and which she felt at once might be difficult to manage. Desvceux was exactly the person whom she did not want Maud to like, and the very possibility of her liking him brought out in Felicia's mind a latent hostility of which, under an exterior of politeness and even familiarity, she was always dimly con- scious. She did not mind talking to him herself; she was even amused by him ; but then it was always with a kind of protest ; she knew exactly how far she meant to go and felt no temptation to go any further. But the notion of him in any GOLDEN DAYS. 65 other capacity but that of a remote member of society, whose function it was to say and do absurd things in an amusing way, was strange and alto- gether distasteful. Anything like intimacy was not to be thought of for an instant ; the merest approach to close contact would bring out some discord, the jar of which, by a sort of instinctive anticipation, Felicia seemed to feel already. So long as he moved in quite another plane and be- longed to a different world, his eccentricities might be smiled at for their comicality without the appli- cation of any rigid canon of taste or morals. But a person who was at once irreligious and over- dressed, who constantly had to be ' put down ' for fear he should become offensive, and who was a stranger to all the little Masonic signals by which ladies and gentlemen can find each other out the very idea of his presuming to cross the pale, and to form any other tie than those of the most indifferent acquaintance, filled Felicia with the strongest repugnance. It was provoking, there- fore, that he seemed to take Maud's fancy and im- press her more than any other of the many men with whom she was now becoming acquainted. It was more than provoking that she should let her impres- sions come so lightly to the surface, and be read in signs which Desvceux's experienced eye would, Felicia knew, have not the least trouble in interpreting. 66 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. Suppose but this was one of the disagreeable suppositions which Felicia's mind put aside at once as too monstrous to be entertained suppose he should come to stand in the way of the rightful, proper, destined lover? She thrust away the notion as absurd. All the same, it made her uncomfort- able, and no doubt justified her to herself in push- ing forward Button's interests with more eagerness than she might otherwise have thought it right to employ about another person's concerns. When one feels a thing to be the thing that ought to hap- pen, and sees it in danger of being frustrated by some thoroughly objectionable interference, it is but natural to do something more than merely wish for a fortunate result. Felicia, at any rate, could boast of no such passivity; and, if praising Sutton would have married him, Felicia's wishes on the subject would have been speedily resilised. The course of love, however, rarely flows exactly in the channels which other people fashion for it, and Maud's inclinations required, her cousin felt, the most judicious handling. There could be no harm, however, in allowing Sutton's visits to go on with their accustomed frequency ; and since Maud must forthwith learn to ride and Sutton volunteered to come in the mornings to teach her, no one could blame Felicia if, in the intervals of instruction, the pupil and teacher should become unconsciously pro- GOLDEN DAYS. 6/ ficient iu any other art besides tliat of equitation. Maud used to come in from these rides with such a bright glow on her cheek and in such rapturous spirits, that her cousin might well feel reassured. Sutton had found for her the most perfect pony, whose silky coat, lean well-chiselled head and gene- rally aristocratic bearing, pronounced it the inheri- tor of Arab blood. Maud speedily discovered that riding was the most enjoyable of all human occupa- tions. Down by the river's side, or following long woodland paths, where the busy British rule had planted many an acre with the forests of the future, or out across the wide plains of corn stretching for miles, broken only by clumps of palms or villages nestling each in a little grove under the wing of some ancestral peepul-tree, the moon still shining overhead and the sun just above the horizon, still shrouded in the mists of morning how fresh, how picturesque, how exhilarating everything looked! How pleasant, too, to go through all these pretty scenes with a companion who seemed somehow to know her tastes and wishes, and to have no thought but how to please her ! Sutton, though in public a man of few words and unsatisfactorily taciturn on the subject of his own exploits, had, Maud presently discovered, plenty to tell her when they were alone. The power of observation which made him so nice a judge of character extended 68 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. itself to all the scene about him and revealed a hundred touches of interest or beauty which, to coarser or less careful vision, would have lain obscure. Maud felt that she had never known how beautiful Nature was till Sutton told her. ' There,' he would say, I brought you round this wood that we might not miss that pretty bend of the river, with Humayoun's Tomb and the palms beyond. See what a beautiful blue background the sky makes to the red dome and that nice old bit of crumbling wall. The bright Indian atmospheres have their own beauty, have they not ? And see that little wreath of smoke hanging over the village. This is my pet morning landscape.' * And those peach-groves,' cried Maud, ' all ablaze with blossom, and those delicious shady mulberries and the great stretch of green beyond. It is quite enchanting : a sort of dream of peace.' 1 "We had a fine gallop across here once,' Sutton said, 'when first we took the Sandy Tracts.' And then Maud learnt that they were riding over a battle-field, and that for a long summer's afternoon men had fought and fallen all along the path where now they stood, and that a battery of artillery had been posted at the very corner of the village to which her guide had brought her. * I remember when they knocked that hole in the old wall yonder and how all the fellows behind it took to their GOLDEN DAYS. 69 heels. Then, afterwards we stormed the Tomb and had to finish our fighting by moonlight.' 1 Was that when you got your Victoria Cross ? ' asked Maud, who was possessed by a spirit of in- satiable curiosity about Sutton's badges, which he was slow to gratify. ' Oh no,' said Button, laughing: ' I got nothing then but a bullet through my 'shoulder and a knock on the head from a musket-stock which very nearly ended my soldiering then and there. Look now how quickly the scene changes as the sun gets up' half its beauty is gone already ! Let us have a good canter over this soft ground and get home before it grows too hot.' Maud, who had never thought of a battle except as one of the afflicting details that had to be remembered at an historical class, and if possible to be hooked on to its proper site and date, felt a delicious thrill in actually realising with her own eyes the place where one of the troublesome events took place, and in talking to a person who had actually taken part in it. ' And what became of the bullet in your shoulder ? ' she asked. 1 It was a very troublesome bullet,' said Sutton, 1 and a great deal harder to dislodge than the people from the Tomb. But I was unlucky when I was a lad and never came out of action without a souvenir of some sort or other.' 7O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. When Maud got home she asked Felicia about this storming of the Tomb, and learnt that Button's account was not as truthful as it might have been. He and half-a-dozen others had, Felicia told her, volunteered for the storming-party, had made a rush for the walls through a shower of bullets ; and Sutton and two companions, getting separated from the others, had been left for some seconds to hold their own as best they could against the angry, frightened mob within. No one, perhaps scarcely Sutton himself, knew exactly what had happened. The rest of the party, however, when they made their way in, found him standing at bay over a dead comrade's body, and his antagonists too com- pletely taken aback at his audacity to venture, at any odds, within reach of his sword. In the scuffle which ensued Sutton received the wounds of which Maud had been informed ; but his exploits on that day were for ever after quoted by his followers as a proof that there is nothing which a man may not do, if only he have pluck and will enough to do it. Maud felt all this very impressive and Sutton's society more and more delightful. Her enjoyment of it, however by this time by no means small began to be seriously qualified by an anxiety, increasingly present to her mind, as to her fitness for the dignified companionship thus thrust upon her. She felt passionately anxious to please Sutton, GOLDEN DATS. 7 I and more and more distrustful of her power to do BO. He was good, noble, chivalrous, everything that Felicia had said, and how hopelessly above herself! What must he think of one who was, as Miss Goodenough had often told her, a mere con- geries of defects ? True, he never seemed shocked or annoyed at anything she said, and professed to like the rides as much as she did ; but might not this be from mere good-nature, or the charm of novelty, or the wish to oblige Felicia, or any transitory or accidental cause? Terrifying thought, if some day he should find her wanting, and banish her from his regards ! Meanwhile, happy, happy mornings, and sweet, bright world, in which such pleasure can be found, even if haunted by a doubt as to whether it is really ours or not ! CHAPTER IX. THE FIRST BALL. II est aimable, car on se sent toujours en danger avec lui. BEFORE Maud had been many weeks with the Vernons there was a Garrison Ball, and at this it was fated that she should make her first public appearance in Dustypore society. That night was certainly the most eventful and exciting one that she had ever passed. To wake and find one's self famous is no doubt an agreeable sensation ; but to put on for the first time in one's life a lovely ball- dress, bright, cloudlike, ambrosial to be suddenly elevated to a pinnacle to receive the homage of mankind to exercise a pleasant little capricious tyranny in the selection of partners to be seized upon by one anxious adorer after another, all striving to please, each with a little flattering tale of his own to read in a hundred eyes that one is very pretty to find at last a partner who, from some mysterious reason, is not like other partners, but just perfection to know that one's views about THE FIRST BALL. 73 him are entirely reciprocated it was, as Maud, on going to bed, acknowledged to herself with a sigh, which was half fatigue and half the utterance of an over-excited temperament, too much enjoyment for a single human soul to carry ! In the first place, Sutton, all ablaze with medals, tall, majestic, impressive, and as Maud had come to think with Felicia, undeniably handsome, had begged her in the morning to keep several dances for him. The prospect of this among other things had put her in a flutter. She would have preferred some of the ensigns. It seemed a sort of alarming familiarity. Could such a being valse and bend, as ordinary mortals do, to the commonplace move- ments of a mere quadrille ? It was one thing to go spinning round with another school-girl, under the superintendence of Madame Millville, to the accompaniment of her husband's violin : but to be taken possession of by a being like Sutton to have to write his name down for two valses and a set of Lancers to know that in five minutes one will be whirling about under his guidance the idea was delightful, but not without a touch of awe ! Sutton, however, quieted these alarms by dancing in a rather ponderous and old-fashioned manner, and finally tearing her dress with his spur. Maud had accordingly to be carried off, in order that the damage might be repaired ; and her mind some- 74 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. what lightened by the sense of responsibility dis- charged and the ice satisfactorily broken looked forward to the rest of the evening with unmiugled pleasure. While her torn dress was being set to rights she scanned her card, saw Sutton's name duly registered for his promised dances, and made up her mind, as she compared him with the rest, that there was no one in the room she liked one- half as well. But then she had not danced with Desvoeux ; and Desvoaux was now waiting at the door and imploring her not to curtail the rapture of a valse, the first notes of which had already sounded. Des- vceux's dancing, Maud speedily acknowledged to herself, bore about the same relation to Sutton's that her Arab pony's canter did to the imposing movements of the latter gentleman's first charger. His tongue, too, seemed as nimble as his feet. He was in the highest possible spirits, and the careless, joyous extravagance of his talk struck a sympa- thetic chord in his companion's nature. * There! ' he cried, as the last notes of the music died away and he brought his companion to a standstill at a comfortable sofa, t Such a valse as that is a joy for ever a thing to dream of, is it not ? Some ladies, you know, Miss Vernon, dance in epic poems, some in the sternest prose Carlyle, for instance some in sweet-flowing, undulating, THE FIRST BALL. 75 rippling lyrics : Yours is (what shall I say ?) an ode of Shelley's or a song from Tennyson, a smile from Paradise ! Where can you have learnt it ? ' ' Monsieur Millville taught us all at my school,' said Maud, prosaically mindful of the many battles she had had in former days with that gentleman : ' a horrid little wizened Frenchman, with a fiddle. We all hated him. He was always going on at me about my toes.' ' Your toes ! ' cried Desvceux, with effusion : ( He wanted to adore them, as I do sweet points where all the concentrated poetry of your being gathers. Put out that fairy little satin shoe and let me adore them too ! ' i No, thank you ! ' cried Maud, greatly taken aback at so unexpected a request, gathering her feet instinctively beneath her ; l it's not the fashion ! ' ' You will not ? ' Desvceux said, with a tone of sincere disappointment. l Is not that unkind ? Suppose it was the fashion to cover up your hands in tulle and satin and never to show them ? ' * Then,' Maud said, laughing, ' you would not be able to adore them either ; as it is, you see, you may worship them as much as you please ! ' ' I have been worshipping them all the evening. They are lovely a little pair of sprites.' ' Stop ! ' cried Maud, ' and let me see. My shoes ?6 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. are fairies, and my dancing a poem, and my fingers sprites ! How very poetical ! And, pray, is this the sort of way that people always talk at balls ? ' ' Not most people,' said Desvceux, unabashed, 'because they are geese and talk in grooves about the weather and the last appointment and the freshest bit of stale gossip ; but it is the way I talk, because I only say what I feel and am per- fectly natural.' 1 Natural ! ' said Maud, in a tone of some sur- prise, for her companion's romantic extravagance seemed to her to be the very climax of unreality. ' Yes,' said Desvceux, coolly, l and that is one reason why all women like me ; partly it is for my good looks, of course, and partly for my dancing, but mostly because I am natural and tell the truth to them.' ' And partly, I suppose,' said Maud, who began to think her companion was in great need of setting down, ' because you are so modest ?' 1 As to that, I am just as modest as my neighbours, only I speak out. One knows when one is good- looking, does one not? and why pretend to be a simpleton ? You know, for instance, how very, very pretty you are looking to-night ! ' 1 We were talking about you, if you please,' said Maud, blushing scarlet, and conscious of a truth of which her mirror had informed her. THE FIRST BALL. 77 1 Agreeable topic/ said the other gaily ; ' let us return to it by all means ! Well, now, I pique myself on being natural. When I am bored I yawn or go away ; when I dislike people I show my teeth and snarl ; and when I lose my heart I don't suffer in silence, but inform the fair purloiner of that valuable organ of the theft without hesi- tation. That is honest, at any rate. For instance, I pressed your hand to-night, when you came in first, to tell you how delighted I was that you were come to be the belle of the party. You did not mind it, you know ! .' * I thought you very impertinent,' said Maud, laughing in spite of herself; ' and so I think you now, and very conceited into the bargain. Will you take me to have some tea, please ? ' t With all my heart,' said the other ; * but we can go on with our talk. How nice it is that we are such friends, is it not ? ' 1 I did not know that we were friends,' said Maud, ' and I have not even made up my mind if I like you.' * Hypocrite ! ' answered her companion ; ' you know you took a great fancy to me the first morning I came to call on you, and Mrs. Vernon scolded you for it after my departure.' 1 It is not true,' said Maud, with a stammer and a blush, for Desvceux's shot was, unfortu- 78 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. nately, near the mark ; ' and anyhow, first im- pressions are generally wrong.' 1 Wrong ! ' cried the other, ( never, never ! always infallible. Mrs. Vernon abused me directly I was gone. She always does ; it is her one fault, that prevents her from being absolute perfection. She does not like me, and is always putting me down. It is a great shame, because she has been till now the one lady in India whom I really admire. But let us establish ourselves on this nice ottoman, and I will show you some of our celebrities. Look at that handsome couple talking so mysteriously on the sofa : that is General Beau and Mrs. Vereker, and they are talking about nothing more mysterious than the weather ; but it is the Gene- ral's fancy to look mysterious. Do you see how he is shrugging his shoulders ? Well, to that shrug he owes everything in life. Whatever happens, he either shrugs his shoulders, or arches his eye- brows, or says " Ah ! " Beyond these utterances he never goes ; but he knows exactly when to do each, and does it so judiciously that he has become a great man. He is great at nothing, however, but flirtation ; and Mrs. Vereker is just now the reigning deity.' 1 No wonder,' cried Maud. ' How lovely she is ! such beautiful violet eyes ! ' t Yes,' said the other, with a most pathetic air, THE FIRST BALL. 79 1 most dangerous eyes they are, I assure you. You don't feel it, not being a man, but they go through, and through me. She always has a numerous following, especially of boys, and has broken a host of hearts, which is all the more unfair, as she does not happen to possess one of her own.' ' She must have a heart, with those eyes and such a smile,' objected Maud. 1 Not the least atom, I assure you,' said the other. ' Nature, in lavishing every other grace and charm upon her, made this single omission, much, no doubt, to the lady's own peace of mind. It is all right in the present instance, because Beau does not happen to have any heart either.' * I don't believe you in the least,' said Maud, 1 and I shall get my cousin to take me to call upon her.' 1 You are fascinated, you see, already,' said Desvceux, l though you are a woman. You will find her a perfect Circe. Her drawing-room is an enchanted cell hung round with votive offerings from former victims. She lives on the gifts of worshippers, and will accept everything, from a sealskin jacket to a pair of gloves. I used to be an adorer once, but I could not afford it. Now I will introduce you.' Thereupon he presented Maud in due form. 8O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. General Beau arched his handsome brow, and said, ( Ah! how dy'e do, Miss Vernon?' in his inscrutable way ; and Mrs. Vereker, who, as a reigning beauty, felt an especial interest in one who seemed likely to endanger her ascendency, was bent on being polite. She gave Maud the sweetest of smiles, scolded Desvoeux with the prettiest little pout for not having been to see her for an age ; and, if she felt jealous, was deter- mined, at any rate, not to show it. She observed, however, with the eye of a connoisseur, how Maud's hair was done, and took a mental note of a little mystery of lace and feathers, just then the fashionable head-dress, which she thought would be immensely becoming to herself. She pressed Maud affectionately to come some day to lunch and inwardly resolved to spoil the pretty ingdnue of her novelty. Mrs. Vereker was a type of character which Indian life brings into especial prominence and develops into fuller perfection than is to be found in less artificial communities. Herself the child of Indian parents, whom she had scarcely ever seen, with the slenderest possible stock of home associa- tions, accustomed from the outset to have to look out for herself, she had come to India while still almost a child, and in a few months, long before THE FIRST BALL. 8 I thought or feeling had approached maturity, had found herself the belle of a Station, and presently a bride. Then circumstances separated her fre- quently from her husband, and she learnt to bear separation heroically. The sweet incense of flattery was for ever rising about her, and she learnt to love it better every day. Any number of men were for ever ready to throw themselves at her feet and proclaim her adorable, and she came to feel it right that they should do so. She found that she could conjure with her eyes and mouth and exercise a little despotism by simply using them as Nature told her. The coldness of her heart enabled her to venture with impunity into dangers where an ardent temperament could scarcely but have gone astray : she, however, was content so long as she lived in a stream of flattery and half-a-dozen men declared themselves heartbroken about her; strict people called her a flirt, but friends and foes alike declared her innocence itself. Beau was devoting himself to her partly because her good looks gave him a slight sense of gratifica- tion, partly because he considered it the proper thing to be seen on confidential terms with the handsomest woman in the room, partly to have the pleasure of holding his own against the younger men. F 82 CHRONICLES OF DTJSTYPORE. Desvceux, delighted with his new-found treasure, was only too happy to leave a quondam rival in possession of the field, and to have a decent excuse for abandoning a shrine at which it was no longer convenient to worship. CHAPTER X. THE WOES OF A CHAPERON. The time is out of joint O cursed spite, That ever I was born to set it right ! FELICIA came home from the ball in far less high spirits than her protdgde. Things had not gone as she wished, nor had Maud behaved at all in the manner which Felicia had pictured to herself as natural and appropriate to a young lady making her debut in polite society. Instead of displaying an interesting timidity and clinging to her chaperon for guidance and protection, Maud had taken wing boldly at once, as in a congenial atmosphere, had been far too excited to be in the least degree shy and had lent herself with indiscreet facility to a very pronounced flirtation. Felicia began to realise how hard it is to make the people about one be what one wants them to be, and how full of disap- pointment is the task of managing mankind, even though the fraction operated upon be no larger than a wayward school-girl's heart. Maud, whose rapidly-increasing devotion to Sutton had for days 84 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. past been a theme of secret congratulation in Felicia's thoughts, had been behaving all the even- ing just in the way which Sutton would, she knew, most dislike, and showing the most transparent liking for the person of whom, of all others, he especially disapproved. Sutton, too, Felicia consi- dered, was not comporting himself at all as she would have had him : he lavished every possible kindness on Maud, but then it was less for Maud's sake than her own; he would have done, she felt an annoying conviction, exactly the same for either of her little girls ; and though he agreed with her in thinking Maud decidedly picturesque, and in being amused and interested in the fresh, eager, childlike impulsiveness of her character, his thoughts about her, alas ! appeared to go no further. * Why that profound sigh, Felicia ?' her husband asked, when Maud had gone away to bed, leaving the two together for the first time during the even- ing. ' Does it mean that some one has been boring you or what ? ' 'It means,' said Felicia, l that I am very cross and that Mr. Desvoeux is a very odious person.' * And Maud a very silly one, n'est-ce pas ? Did not I tell you what a deal of trouble our good- nature in having her out would be sure to give us ? Never let us do a good-natured act again ! I tell THE WOES OF A CHAPERON. 85 you Maud is already a finished coquette and, I believe, would be quite prepared to flirt with me.' 1 1 am sure I wish she would,' said Felicia in a despairing tone. l Do you know, George, I do not like these balls at all ? ' 1 Come, come, Felicia, how many valses did you dance to-night ? ' her husband asked incredulously, for Felicia was an enthusiastic Terpsichorean. ' That has nothing to do with it,' she said. f All the people should be nice, and so many people are not nice at all. It is too close quarters. There are some men whose very politeness one resents.' 1 Courtesy with a touch of traitor in it,' said her husband, ( for instance ? ' 1 For instance, General Beau,' said Felicia. 1 He looks up in the pauses of his devotions to Mrs. Vereker and turns his eyes upon one as if to say, " Poor victim ! your turn will be the next." ' I saw you playing " Lady Disdain " to him with great success to-night,' her husband answered. And indeed it must be confessed that Beau's ad- vances to Felicia, with whom he was always anxious to stand well, were received by that lady with a slightly contemptuous dignity, very unlike her usual joyous cordiality. i Yes/ said Felicia ; l General Beau's compliments are more than I can stand. But, George, what can I do with Maud ? Is not Mr. Desvoeux insufferable ? ' 86 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. 1 Well,' said her husband, l if a man's ambition is to be thought a mauvais sujet, and to dress like a shopboy endimanckd, it does not hurt us.' 1 But it may hurt Maud,' said Felicia, l if, indeed, it has not hurt her already. Oh dear, how I wish she was safely married ! ' From the above conversation it may be inferred that the responsibilities of her new charge were beginning to weigh upon Felicia's spirits. Button too slow, and Desvceux too prompt, and Maud's fickle fancies inclining now this way, now that what benevolent custodian of other people's hap- piness had ever more harassing task upon her hands ? It is probable, however, that had Felicia's insight or experience been greater, the position of affairs would have seemed less fraught with anxiety. Maud's liking for Desvceux was a sentiment of the lightest possible texture ; its very lightness was, perhaps, its charm. With him she was completely at her ease and experienced the high spirits which being at one's ease engenders. She was certain of pleasing him, but careless whether she did so or not. His extravagant protestations amused her and were flattering in a pleasant sort of way, and his high spirits made him an excellent companion ; but nothing about him touched her with the keen deep interest that every word or look of Button's THE WOES OF A CHAPEKOF. 8/ inspired, or with the same strong anxiety to retain his friendship. Desvoaux might come and go, and Maud would have treated either event with the same indifference ; but if Sutton should ever begin to neglect her, she was already conscious of a sort of pang which the very idea inflicted. Upon the whole it is probable that Felicia's apprehensions were groundless. Not the less, how- ever, did she feel disconcerted and aggrieved when the very next morning after the ball Desvceux made his appearance, in the highest possible spirits, evidently on the best terms with Maud and politely ignoring all Felicia's attempts to put him down. He was, as it seemed to her, in his very most objectionable mood, and she felt glad that, at any rate, her husband was at home and that she was not left to do battle by herself. She resolved to be as unconciliatory as possible. As for Maud it never occurred to her to conceal the pleasure which Desvceux's arrival gave her, and she soon let out the secret that his visit had been prearranged. ' I did not think that you really would come, Mr. Desvoeux ; it is so nice of you, because we are both of us far too tired to do anything but be idle, and you can amuse us. ' 1 You forget, Maud,' said Vernon, l that Desvceux may be too tired to be amusing.' 88 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. 1 And I/ said Felicia, with a slight shade of contempt in her tones, l am too tired even to be amused. I feel that Mr. Desvoeux's witticisms would only fatigue me. I intend to give up balls.' ( Then,' said Desvceux, with an air of admiring deference which Felicia felt especially irritating, 1 balls will have to give up me. I should not think it in the least worth while to be a steward and to do all the horrid things one has to do polish the floor and audit the accounts and dance official quadrilles with Mrs. Blunt if our chief patroness chose to patronise no more. A ball without Mrs. Vernon would be a May morning without the sunshine.' 6 Or a moonlight night without the moon,' said Felicia: 'Allow me to help you to a simile.' 1 You see he is tired,' said Veruon, l poor fellow, and for the first time in his life in need of a pretty phrase.' 1 Not at all,' said Desvceux, with imperturbable goodnature ; ' I am constantly at a loss, like the rest of the world, for words to tell Mrs. Vernon how much we all admire her. It is only fair that the person who inspires the sentiment should assist us to express it.' 1 But,' cried Maud, ' you are forgetting poor me. THE WOES OF A CHAPERON. 89 Who is to take care of me, if you please, in the balls of the future ? ' * Yes, Felicia,' said Vernon, l you cannot abdicate just yet, I fear. As for me, I feel already far too old.' * Then/ cried Desvoeux, l you must look at General Beau and learn that youth is eternal. How nice it is to see him adoring Mrs. Vereker, and to remember that we, too, may be adored some thirty years to come ! ' { Beau's manner is very compromising," said Vernon ; f it is a curious trick. His first object, when he likes a lady, is to endanger her reputa- tion.' * Yes/ answered Desvreux, ' he leads her with a serious air to a sofa or hides himself with her in a balcony ; looks gravely into her eyes and says, " How hot it has been this afternoon ! " or some- thing equally interesting ; and all the world thinks that he is asking her to elope at least.' 1 His manners appear to me to be insufferable/ Felicia said, in her loftiest style; 'just the sort of familiarity that breeds contempt.' ' Poor fellow ! ' said Desvoeux, who knew perfectly that Felicia's observations were half-intended for himself, 'it is all his enthusiasm. He is as proud of every fresh flirtation as if it were a new expe- 9O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. rience like a young hen that has just laid its first egg. He always seems to me to be chuckling and crowing to the universe, " Behold ! heaven and earth! I have hatched another scandal." Now/ he added, ( Miss Vernon, if ever you and I had a flirtation we should not wish all the world to "assist," as the French people say, should we? People might suspect our devotion, and guess and gossip; but there would not be this revolting matter-of-fact publicity ; and we should be for ever putting people off the scent : I should still look into the Misses Blunt's eyes, still dance a state quadrille with their mamma, still talk to Mrs. Vereker about the stars, still feel the poetry of Miss Fotheringham's new Paris dresses : you would continue to fascinate mankind at large ; only we two between ourselves should know how mutually broken-hearted we had become.' 1 That is a contingency,' Felicia said, in a manner which Desvceux understood as a command to abandon the topic, which, happily, there is no need to discuss.' The conversation turned to some- thing else ; but Felicia made up her mind more than ever that their visitor was a very impertinent fellow, and more than ever resolved to guard Maud's heart from every form of attack which he could bring to bear against it. No protection could, she THE WOES OF A CHAPERON. 9 I felt, be half so satisfactory as the counter-attraction of a lover who would be everything that DesvOeux was not, and whom all the world acknowledged to be alike sans peur and sans reproche. CHAPTER XL FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. After short silence then, And summons sent, the great debate began. A BODY constituted of as discordant elements as the three members of the Salt Board was not likely to remain very long at peace with itself; and for weeks past, Blunt's increasing truculence of deport- ment had warned his colleagues of an approaching outbreak. Since his successful raid upon the Board's accounts this gentleman had made the lives of Fotheringham and Cockshaw a burden to them. His insatiable curiosity plunged in the most ruth- less manner into matters which the others knew instinctively would not bear investigation. He pro- posed reforms in an offhand manner which made poor Fotheriugham's hair stand on end ; and the very perusal of his memoranda was more than Cockshaw's industry could achieve. He had a sturdy cob on which he used to ride about in the morningSj acquiring health and strength to be dis- FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. 93 N agreeable the entire day, and devising schemes of revolution as he went. Poor Cockshaw's applica- tion for the Carraways had been refused ; General Beau had got the appointment and was actually in course of a series of valedictory visits to various ladies whom he believed broken-hearted at his departure. Fotheringham grew greyer and sadder day by day and prepared himself as best he might to meet the blows of fate in an attitude of dignified martyrdom. Matters at last reached a crisis in a proposal of Blunt's, brought out in his usual un- compromising fashion and thrust upon the Board, as Fotheringham acknowledged with a shudder, with a horrid point-blank directness which rendered evasion and suppression (the only two modes of dealing with questions which his experience had taught him) alike impossible. In the first place Blunt demonstrated by statistics that not enough salt was produced at the Humble Chunder quarries to enable the inhabitants to get enough to keep them healthy. Nothing could be more convincing than his figures : so many millions of people so many thousands of tons of salt so much salt neces- sary per annum for. each individual, and so forth. Then Blunt went on to show that the classes of diseases prevalent in the Sandy Tracts were pre- cisely those which want of salt produces ; then he demonstrated that there was wholesale smuggling. 94 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. From all this it followed obviously that the great thing wanted was to buy up existing interests, deve- lop the quarries, improve the roads, and increase the production. If this were done salt might be sold at a rate which would bring it within the reach of all classes, and yet the gains of Government would be increased. This was Blunt's view. The oppo- site party urged that to vary the salt-supply would interfere with the laws of political economy, would derange the natural interaction of supply and demand (this was one of Fotheringham's favourite phrases), would depress internal trade, paralyse existing industries, cause all sorts of unlooked-for results and not benefit the consumer a whit ; and that, even if it would, ready money was not to be had at any price. Blunt, however, was not to be put off with generalities and claimed to record his opinions, that his colleagues should record theirs, and that the whole matter should be submitted to the Agent. Cockshaw gave a suppressed groan, lit a cheroot, and mentally resolved that nothing should tempt him into writing a memorandum, or, if possible, into allowing anybody else to do so. ' For God's sake,' he said, ' don't let us begin minuting upon it ; if the matter must go to Emp- son, let us ask him to attend the Board, and have it out once for all.' Now Mr. Ernpson was at this time Agent at Dustypore. The custom was that FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. 95 he came to the Board only on very solemn occa- sions, and only when the division of opinion was hopeless; then he sat as Chairman and his casting- vote decided the fortunes of the day. The next Board day, accordingly, Empson ap- peared, and it soon became evident that Blunt was to have his vote. Fotheringham was calm, passive, and behaved throughout with the air of a man who thought it due to his colleagues to go patiently through with the discussion, but whose mind was thoroughly made up. The fight soon waxed vehement. ; Look/ said Blunt, ( at the case of cotton in the Kutchpurwanee District.' i Really,' said Fotheringham, 1 1 fail to see the analogy between cotton and salt.' This was one of Fotheringham's stupid remarks, which exasperated both Empson and Blunt and made them flash looks of intelligence across the table at each other. * Then,' Blunt said with emphasis, ' I'll explain the analogy. Cotton was twopence-halfpenny per pound and hard to get at that. What did we do ? We laid out ten lakhs in irrigation, another five lakhs in roads, a vast deal more in introducing European machinery and supervision ; raised the whole sum by an average rate on cotton cultivation and what is the result? Why, last year the out- 96 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. come was more than double what it was before, and the price a halfpenny a pound lower at least.' 1 And what does that prove ? ' asked Fothering- ham, who never could be made to see anything that he chose not to see ; ' As I said before, where is the analogy ? ' Blunt gave a cough which meant that he was uttering execrations internally, and took a large pinch of snuff. Fotheringham looked round with the satisfied air of a man who had given a clencher to his argument, and whose opponents could not with decency profess any longer to be unconvinced. ' I am against it,' said Cockshaw, t because I am against everything. We are over-governing the country. The one thing that India wants is to be let alone. We should take a leaf out of the books of our predecessors collect our revenue, as small an one as possible, shun all changes like the devil and let the people be.' * That is out of the question,' said Empson, whom thirty years of officialdom had still left an enthusiast at heart ; * " Rest for India " is the worst of all the false cries which beset and bewilder us ; it means, for one thing, a famine every ten years at least; and famines, you know, mean death to them and insolvency to us.' ' Of course,' said Fotheringham, sententiously, with the grand air of -ZEolus soothing the discordant FKIENDS IN COUNCIL. 97 winds ; * when Cockshaw said he was against every- thing, he did not mean any indifference to the country. But we are running up terrible bills ; you know, Empson, we got an awful snubbing from home about our deficit last year.' 'Well, but now about the Salt,' put in Blunt, whose task seemed to be to keep everybody to the point in hand ; l this is no question of deficit. I say it will pay, and the Government of India will lend us the money fast enough if they can be made to think so too.' ' Well/ said Cockshaw, stubbornly lighting an- other cheroot, and getting out his words between rapid puffs of smoke, ' it won't pay, you'll see, and Government will think as I do.' 1 Then,' replied Blunt, ' you will excuse me for saying Government will think wrong, and you will have helped them. Have you examined the figures ? ' 1 Yes,' said Cockshaw, with provoking placidity, 1 and I think them, like all other statistics, com- pletely fallacious. You have not been out here, Blunt, as long as we have.' ' No ; but the laws of arithmetic are the same, whether I am here or not.' 1 Well,' observed Fotheringham, * I really do not see forgive me, pray, for saying it but, as senior member, I may perhaps be allowed the observation a 98 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. I really do not see how Blunt can pretend to know anything about our Salt/ ' There is one thing I know about it,' said Blunt to Erapson as they drove home together from the Board ; f whatever it is, it is not Attic ! ' While thus the battle raged within, Desvoeux, who had come with the Agent to the Board, took an afternoon's holiday, and found himself, by one of those lucky accidents with which Fortune favours every flirtation, in Mrs. Vereker's drawing-room, where Maud had just arrived to have luncheon and to spend the afternoon. Now Mrs. Vereker was a beauty, and, as a beauty should, kept a little court of her own in Dustypore, which in its own way was quite as distinct an authority as the Salt Board or the Agency itself. Her claims to sovereignty were considerable. She had the figure of a sylph, hair golden and profuse and real. She had lovely, liquid, purple eyes, into which whoever was rash enough to look was lost forthwith ; and a smile but as to this the position of the present chronicler, as a married man and the father of a family, renders it impossible for him to describe it as it deserved. Suffice it to say that, even in a faded photograph, it has occasioned the partner of his bosom the acutest pangs, and it would be bad taste and inexpedient to say more than that gentlemen considered it bewitching, while FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. 99 many married ladies condemned it as an unmeaning simper of a very silly woman. Mrs. Vereker affected to be greatly surprised at Desvoeux's arrival, and even to hesitate about letting him in ; but the slight constraint of her manner, and the flush that tinged her cheek, suggested the suspicion that the call was not altogether for- tuitous. ( How provoking,' she said, when Desvoeux made his appearance, ' that you should just come this morning to spoil our tete-a-tete! Don't you find, Miss Vernon, that whatever one does in life, there is invariably a man de trop ? ' * No,' cried Desvoaux gaily ; l Providence has kindly sent me to rescue you both from a dull morning. Ladies have often told me that under such circumstances it is quite a relief to have a man come in to break the even flow of feminine gossip. Come, now, Miss Vernon, were you not pleased to see my carriage come up the drive ? ' 1 No, indeed,' said Maud ; ' nothing could be more mal d propos. Mrs. Vereker was just going to show me a lovely new Paris bonnet, and now, you see, we must wait till you are gone 1 ' 1 Then, indeed, you would hate me,' answered Desvceux ; ' but happily there is no necessity for hat, as I happen to be a connoisseur in bonnets, and Mrs. Vereker would not be quite happy in IOO CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPOKE. wearing one till I had given my approval. She will go away now, you will see, and put it on for us to look at.' ' Is not he conceited ? ' said Mrs. Vereker, raining the influence of a bewitching smile upon her guests, and summoning, as she could at pleasure, the most ingenuous of blushes to her cheeks ; ' he thinks he is quite a first-rate judge of everything. ' ( Not of everything J said the other, l but of some things Mrs. Vereker's good looks, for instance yes, from long and admiring contemplation of the subject ! It would be hard indeed if one could not have an opinion about what has given one so much pleasure, and, alas ! so much suffering ! ' Desvoeux said this with the most sentimental air, and Mrs. Yereker seemed to take it quite as a matter of course. 1 Poor fellow ! ' she said ; ( well, perhaps I will show you the bonnet after all, just to console you ; am I not kind ? ' 1 You know,' said Desvoeux, l that you are dying to put it on. Pray defer your and our delectation no longer ! ' f Rude and disagreeable person ! ' cried the other. 1 Suppose, Miss Yernon, we go off and look at it by ourselves and have a good long chat, leaving him alone here to cultivate politeness ? ' ' Yes,' cried Maud, 'let us. Here, Mr. Desvoeux, FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. IOI is a very interesting report on something Educa- tion no, Irrigation with nice tables and plenty of figures. That will amuse you till we come back.' * At any rate, don't turn a poor fellow out into such a hurricane as this,' said Desvoeux, going to the window and looking into the garden, where by this time a sand-storm was raging and all the atmosphere thick and murky with great swirls of dust. * I should spoil my complexion and my gloves, and very likely be choked into the bargain.' 1 But it was just as bad when you came, and you did not mind it.' 1 Hope irradiated the horizon,' cried Desvoeux ; 1 but it was horrible. I have a perfect horror of sand like the people in {t Alice," you know They wept like anything to see Such quantities of sand. " If this were only cleared away," They said, " it would be grand." " If seven maids with seven mops Swept it for half a year, Do you suppose," the Walrus said, " That they could get it clear ? " "I doubt it," said the Carpenter, And shed a bitter tear. And I shall shed a bitter tear if you send me away. At any rate, let me stay to lunch, please, and have my horses sent round to the stable.' IO2 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. ' Shall we let him ? ' cried Mrs. Vereker teas- ingly. 'Well, if you do, you will have nothing but poached eggs and bottled beer. There is a little pudding, but only just big enough for Miss Vernon and me.' 1 1 will give him a bit of mine,' said Maud. l I vote that we let him stay, if he promises not to be impertinent. ' t And I will show him my bonnet,' cried the other, whose impatience to display her new finery was rapidly making way. ' It is just as well to see how things strike men, you know, and my caro sposo, among his thousand virtues, happens to be a perfect ignoramus on the point of dress. He knows and cares nothing about all my loveliest things. ' * Except,' said Desvceux, l how much they cost. "Well, there is a practical side which somebody must know about, I suppose, and a husband is just the person ; but it is highly inartistic.' ' How did you know that I was here ? ' Maud asked, when Mrs. Vereker had left the room. f And why are you not at the Agency doing your lessons ? ' f Because we have an aviary of little birds at the Agency,' answered Desvoeux, his manner in- stantly becoming several shades quieter and more affectionate, f and one of them came and sung ma FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. 10$ a tune this morning, and told me to go and take a holiday and meet the person I like the best in the world.' * Now,' said Mrs. Vereker, gleefully re-entering the room, with a cluster of lace and flowers artisti- cally poised upon her shapely little head, ' is not that a duck, and don't I look adorable ? ' * Quite a work of art,' cried Desvoeux, with en- thusiasm. f Siren ! why, already too dangerously fair, why deck yourself with fresh allurements for the fascination of a broken-hearted world ? I am convinced Saint Simon Stylites would have come down from his pillar on the spot if he could but have seen it ! ' 1 And confessed himself a gone coon from a moral point of view,' laughed Mrs. Vereker, de- spoiling herself of the work of art in question. f And now let us have some lunch ; and mind, Mr. Desvoeux, you can only have a very little, because, you see, we did not expect you.' Afterwards, when it was time for Maud to go, it was discovered that no carriage had arrived to take her home. f What can I do ? ' she said, in despair. ' Felicia will be waiting to take me to the Camp. George, promised to send back his office-carriage here the moment he got to the Board.' 104 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. 1 Then,' said Desvoeux, "with great presence of mind, ' he has obviously forgotten it, and I will drive you home. Let me order my horses ; they are quite steady.' Maud looked at Mrs. Vereker she felt a burn- ing wish to go, and needed but the faintest encour- agement. Felicia would, she knew, be not well pleased; but then it was Greorge's fault that she was unprovided for, and it seemed hardly good- natured to reject so easy an escape from the embarrassment which his carelessness had pro- duced. ' I would come and sit in the back seat, to make it proper/ cried Mrs. Vereker, f but that I am afraid of the sun. I tell you what : I will drive, and you can sit in the back seat, Mr. Desvoeux; that will do capitally.' ( Thank you,' said Desvoeux, with the most melancholy attempt at politeness and his face sinking to zero. 1 Indeed, that is impossible ! ' cried Maud. ' I know you want to stay at home. I will go with Mr. Desvoeux.' And go accordingly they did, and on the way home Desvoeux became, as was but natural, increasingly confidential. l This is my carriage/ he explained, * for driving married ladies in : you see there is a seat behind very far behind FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. IO5 and well railed off, to put the husbands in and keep them in their proper place quite in the background. It is so disagreeable when they lean over and try to join in the conversation ; and people never know when they are de tropS i Ah, but,' said Maud, ( I don't like driving with you alone. I hear you are a very terrible person. People give you a very bad character.' ' I know,' answered her companion ; { girls are always jilting me and treating me horribly badly, and then they say that it is all my fault. I dare say they have been telling you about Miss Fother- ingham's affair,. and making me out a monster; but it was she that was alone to blame.' ' Indeed,' said Maud, 1 1 heard that it made her very ill, and she had to be sent to England, to be kept out of a consumption.' * This was how it was,' said Desvoeux ; l I adored her quite adored her ; I thought her an angel, and I think her one still, but with one defect a sort of frantic jealousy, quite a mania. Well, I had a friend it happened to be a lady for whom I had all the feelings of a brother. We had corresponded for years. I had sent her in- numerable notes, letters, flowers, presents, you know. I had a few things that she had given me a note or two, a glove, a flower, a photograph, IO6 GHEONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. perhaps -just the sort of thing, you know, that one sends ' ' To one's brother,' put in Maud. l Yes ; I know exactly.' ' Yes,' said Desvoeux, in the most injured tone, 1 and I used to lend her my ponies, and, when she wanted me, to drive her. And what do you think that Miss Fotheringham was cruel, wild enough to ask? To give back all my little mementoes, to write no more notes, have no more drives ; in fact, discard my oldest, dearest friend ! I told her, of course, that it was impossible, impossible ! ' Desvceux cried, getting quite excited over his wrongs : ( " Cruel girl," I said, " am I to seal my devotion to you by an infidelity to the kindest, tenderest, sweetest of beings ? " Thereupon Miss Fotheringham be- came quite unreasonable, went into hysterics, sent me back a most lovely locket which I had sent her only that morning ; and Fotheringham pere wrote me the most odious note, in his worst style, declar ing that I was trifling ! Trifling, indeed ! and to ask me to give up my ' * Your sister ! ' cried Maud ; l it was hard in- deed ! Well, here we are at home. Let me jump down quick and go in and get my scolding.' 1 And I,' said Desvceux, * will go to the Agency and get mine.' FRIENDS IN COUNCIL. IC>7 Stolen waters are sweet, however; and it is to be feared that these two young people enjoyed their tete-d-tete none the less for the consideration that their elders would have prevented it if they had had the chance. ( io8 ) CHAPTER XII. A CHAPTER OF DISCLOSURES. For his thoughts, Would they were blank sooner than filled with me ! MAUD did not exactly get a scolding, but Felicia looked extremely grave. Maud's high spirits were gone in an instant ; the excitement which had enabled her to defy propriety hitherto deserted her at the door ; the recklessness with which Desvreux always infected her had driven away with him in his mail-phaeton, and left her merely with the disagreeable consciousness of having acted foolishly and wrongly. Felicia knew exactly how matters stood and scarcely said a word. Her silence how- ever was, Maud felt, the bitterest reproach. 1 Scold me, scold me, dear,' she cried, the tears starting to her eyes ; ' only don't look like that and say nothing ! ' ( Well,' said Felicia, ' first promise me never again to drive alone with Mr. Desvceux.' 1 After all,' suggested Maud, l it is a mere matter of appearances, and what do they signify ? ' A CHAPTER OF DISCLOSURES. ' Some matters of appearance,' said Felicia, < sig- nify very much. Besides, this is something more than that. It is bad enough for you to be seen with him what I really care about is your being with him at all.' ' But,' said Maud, ' he is really very nice : he amuses me so much ! ' 1 Yes,' answered the other, ( he amuses one, but then it always hurts. His fun has a something, I don't know what it is, but which is only just not offensive ; and I don't trust him a bit.' 1 But,' Maud argued, ' he is great friends with George, is he not ? ' ' Not great friends,' said Felicia ; l they were at college together, and have worked in the same office for years, and are intimate like schoolboys, and George never says an unkind word of any one ; but I do not call them friends at all.' ' No ? ' said Maud, quite unconvinced, and feeling vexed at Felicia's evident dislike for her companion. * Well, he's a great friend of mine, so don't abuse him, please.' ' Nonsense, child ! ' cried Felicia, in a fright. 1 You don't know him in the least, or you would not say that. To begin with, he is not quite a gentleman, you know.' ' Not a gentleman I ' cried Maud, aghast, f he seems to me a very fine one.' I I O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. ' As fine as you please,' said Felicia, f but not a thorough gentleman. Gentlemen never say things that hurt you or offend your taste. Now with Mr. Desvreux I feel for ever in a fright lest he should say something I dislike ; and I know he thinks things that I dislike.' ' I think you are prejudiced, Felicia. What he says seems to me all very nice.' ' Perhaps it is prejudice,' Felicia answered, l but I think it all the same. I feel the difference with other people ; Major Sutton, for instance.' t He is your ideal, is he not ? ' cried Maud, blush- ing and laughing, for somehow she was beginning to feel that Felicia had designs upon her. 1 Yes,' Felicia said in her fervent way ; l he is pure and true and chivalrous to the core : he seems to me made of quite other stuff from men like Mr. Desvreux. ' ' He is all made of solid gold,' cried Maud, by this time in a teasing mood, l and Mr. Desvceux is plaster-of-Paris and putty and pinchbeck, and everything that is horrid. But he is very amusing, dearest Felicia, all the same, and very nice. I will not drive with him any more, of course, if you do not like it.' Thereupon Maud, in a somewhat rebellious frame of mind, was about to go and take her things off, and was already half-way through the doorway A CHAPTER OF DISCLOSURES. I I I when she turned round and saw Felicia's sweet, serene, refined brow wearing a look of harassment and annoyance, and a sudden pang of remorse struck her that she should, in pure mischief, have been wounding a tender heart and endangering a friend- ship, compared with which she felt everything else in the world was but a straw in the balance. She rushed back and flung her arms round her com- panion's neck. ' Dearest Felicia,' she said, ( you know that I would fly to the moon rather than do anything you did not like or make you love me the tiniest atom less. I want to tell you something. You think, I know, that I am falling in love with Mr. Desvceux. Well, dear, I don't care for him that ! ' Thereupon Maud clapped two remarkably pretty hands together in a manner highly expressive of the most lighthearted indifference, and Felicia felt that at any rate he might console herself with the reflection that Maud was as yet quite heart-whole, and that, so far as Desvceux was concerned, Sutton's prospects were not endangered. The certainty, however, that Desvceux had selected Maud for his next flirtation, and that she felt no especial re- pugnance to the selection, made Felicia doubly anxious that her chosen hero should succeed, and hex protege be put beyond the reach of danger as soon as possible. But then Sutton proved pro- I I 2 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. vokingly unamenable to Felicia's kind designs upon him. His continued bachelorhood was a mystery of which not even she possessed the key. It was not insensibility, for every word, look, and gesture be- spoke him more than ordinarily alive to all the charms which sway mankind. It certainly was not that either the wish or the power to please were wanting ; nobody was more courteous at heart, or more prompt to show it, or more universally popular : nor could it be want of opportunity ; for, though he had been all his life fighting, marching, hurrying on busy missions from one wild outpost to another, on guard for months together at some dangerous spot where treachery or fanaticism ren- dered an explosion imminent; yetthe busiest military life has its intervals of quiet, and the love-making of soldiers is proverbially expeditious. Was it, then, some old romance, some far-off English recollection, some face that had fascinated his boy- hood, and forbade him, when a man, to thick any other altogether lovely ? Could the locket, which formed the single ornament where all else was of Spartan simplicity, have told a tale of one of those catastrophes where love and hope and happiness get swamped in hopeless shipwreck ? Was it that, absolutely unknown to both parties, his relations to Felicia filled too large a place in his heart for any A CHAPTER OF DISCLOSURES. 113 other devotion to find room there ? Was it that a widow sister who had been left with a tribe of profitless boys upon her hands, and to whom a remittance of Button's pay went every month, had made him think of marriage as an unattainable luxury ? Sutton, at any rate, remained without a wife, and showed no symptom of anxiety to find one. To those venturesome friends who were sufficiently familiar to rally him on the subject he replied, cheerfully enough, that his regiment was his wife and that such a turbulent existence as his would make any other sort of spouse a most inconvenient appendage. Ladies, experienced in the arts of fascination, knew instinctively that he was un- assailable, and even the most intrepid and success- ful gave up the thoughts of conquest in despair. To be a sort of privileged brother to Felicia to be the children's especial patron and ally to sit chat- ting with Vernon far into the night with all the pleasant intimacy of family relationship, seemed to be all the domestic pleasures of which he stood in need. ' As well/ Felicia sighed, ' might some poor maiden waste her love upon the cold front of a marble Jove.' Such was the man upon whom Felicia had essayed her first attempt at match-making; and I 1 4 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. such the man, too, whom Maud, though she had buried the secret deep in the recesses of her heart far even out of her own sight had already begun to love with all the passionate violence of a first attachment. CHAPTER XIII. DESVCEUX MAKES THE RUNNING. Free love, free field we love but while we may : The woods are hushed, their music is no more ; The leaf is dead, the yearning past away, New leaf, new life the days of frost are o'er. New life, new love, to suit the newer day : New loves are sweet as those that went before, Free love, free field we love but while we may. FELICIA was beginning to find Maud a serious charge, and to be weighed down in spirit by the responsi- bility involved in her protection. It would have been easy enough to tell her not to flirt; but it was when Maud was unconscious and self-forgetful that she fascinated the most ; and how warn her against the exercise of attractions of which she never thought and the existence of which would have been a surprise to her ? When, on the lawn, Maud's hat blew off and all her wealth of soft brown hair tumbled about her shoulders in picturesque disarray, and she stood, bright and eager and care- less of the disaster, thinking only of the fortunes of the game, but beautiful, as every creature who came near her seemed to feel when she was I I 6 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. merriest iii the midst of merry talk, and made some sauc} r speech and then blushed scarlet at her own audacity when her intensity of enjoyment in things around her bespoke itself in every look and gesture when the pleasure she gave seemed to infect her being and she charmed others because she was her- self in love with life, how warn her against all this ? You might as well have preached to an April shower ! Desvceux, too, was not a lover likely to be easily discouraged or to let the grass grow beneath his feet. Both from temperament and policy he pressed upon a position where advantages seemed likely to be gained. Despite the very coolest welcomes Felicia began to find him an inconveni- ently frequent visitor. An avowed foe to croquet, he appeared with provoking regularity at her Thursday afternoons, when the Dustypore world was collected to enjoy that innocent recreation on the lawn, and somehow he always contrived to be playing in Maud's game. Even at church he put in an unexpected appearance, and sate through a discourse of three-quarters of an hour with a patience that was almost ostentatiously hypocritical. Then he would come and be so bright, natural and amusing, and such good company, that Felicia was frequently not near as chilling to him as she wished aiid as she felt that the occasion demanded. He DESVCEUX MAKES THE RUNNING. I I "J was unlike anybody that Maud had ever met before. He seemed to take for granted that all existing institutions and customs were radically wrong and that everybody knew it. ' Make love to married women ? Of course ; why not what are pretty married women for ? Hard upon the husbands ? Not a bit ; all the unfairness was the other way : the husbands have such tremendous advantages, that it is quite disheartening to fight against such odds : tradition and convention and the natural feminine conservatism all in favour of the husbands ; and then the Churchmen, as they always do, taking their part too : it was so mean ! No, no ; if the husbands cannot take care of themselves they de- serve the worst that can befall them.' Or he would say, l Go to church ! Thank you, if Miss Vernon sings in the choir and will say " How d'ye do ? " to me as she comes out, I will go and wel- come ; but otherwise, ga nCembete^ as the French- man said. I always was a fidget, Miss Vernon, and feel the most burning, desire to chatter directly any one tells me to hold my tongue ; and then I'm. argumentative and hate all the speaking being on one side ; and then and then, well, on the whole, I rather agree with a friend of mine, who said that he had only three reasons for not going to church he disbelieved the history, disapproved the morality and disliked the art.' I I 8 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. Maud used to laugh at these speeches ; and though she did not like them nor the man who made them, and understood what Felicia meant by saying that Desvceux's fun had about it something which hurt one, it seemed quite natural to laugh at them. She observed too, before long, that they were seldom made when Felicia was by, and that Desvceux, if in higher spirits at Mrs. Vereker's than at the Vernons' house, was also several shades less cir- cumspect in what he said, and divulged tastes and opinions which were concealed before her cousin. More than once, as Felicia came up Desvceux had adroitly turned the conversation from some topic which he knew she would dislike ; and Maud, who was guilelessness itself, had betrayed by flushing cheeks and embarrassed manner the fact of some- thing having been concealed. On the whole, Felicia had never found the world harder to manage or the little empire of her draw- ing-room less amenable to her sway. Her guests somehow would not be what she wished. Desvoeux, though behaving with marked deference to her wishes and always sedulously polite, pleased her less and less, Maud's innocence and impulsiveness, how- ever attractive, frequently produced embarrassments which it required all Felicia's tact to overcome. Her husband, laconic and indolent, gave not the slightest help. Another ground on which she dis- DESVCEUX MAKES THE RUNNING. I 1 9 tressed herself (very unnecessarily, could sh3 only have known) was, that Sutton, among other per- formers on Felicia's little stage, played not at all the brilliant part which she had mentally assigned him. The slightly contemptuous dislike for Desvceux which Felicia had often heard him express, and in which she greatly sympathised, though veiled under a rigid courtesy, was yet incompatible with cor- diality, or good cheer 5 and Desvceux, whose high spirits nothing could put down, often appeared the pleasanter companion of the two. Sutton, in fact, had on more occasions than one come into collision, with Desvceux in a manner which a less easy-going and light-hearted man would have found it difficult to forgive. Once, at mess, on a Guest-night, Desvceux had rattled out some offensive nonsense about women, and Sutton had got up and, pushing his chair back unceremoniously, had marched silently away to the billiard-room in a manner which in him, the most chivalrous of hosts, implied a more than ordinarily vehement condemnation. After- wards Desvceux had been given to understand that, if he came to the mess, he must not, in the Major's presence at any rate, outrage good taste and good morals by any such displays. Then, at another time, there was a pretty young woman a ser- geant's wife to whom Desvceux showed an inclina- tion to be polite. Sutton had told Desvceux that it I2O CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. must not be, in a quietly decisive way which he felt there was no disputing, though there was something in the other's authoritative air which was extremely galling. He could not be impertinent to Sutton, and he bore him no deep resentment ; but he revenged himself by affecting to regard him as the ordinary l plunger ' of the period necessary for purposes of defence and a first-rate leader of native cavalry, but socially dull, and a fair object for an occasional irreverence. Sutton's tendency was to be more silent than usual when Desvoeux was of the party. Desvosux, on the other hand, would not have let Sutton's or the prophet Jeremiah's pre- sence act as a damper on spirits which were always at boiling-point and a temperament which was for ever effervescing into some more or less indiscreet form of mirth. The result was that the one man quite eclipsed the other and tossed the ball of talk about with an ease and dexterity not always quite respectful to his less agile senior. One night, for instance, Maud, in a sudden freak of fancy, had set her heart upon a round of story-telling. ' I shall come last of course,' she said, { as I propose it, and by that time it will be bedtime ; but, Major Sutton, you must tell us something about some of your battles, please, something very romantic and exciting.' Sutton was the victim of a morbid modesty as to DESVCEUX MAKES THE KUNNING. I 2 I all his soldiering exploits and would far rather have fought a battle than described it. ' Ah,' he said, ' but our fighting out here is not at all romantic ; it is mostly routine, you know, and not picturesque or amusing.' * Yes, but,' said Maud, ' tell us something that is picturesque or amusing : a hairbreadth escape, or a forlorn hope, or a mine. I love accounts of mines. You dig and dig for weeks, you know, and then you're countermined and hear the enemy dig- ging near you ; and then you put the powder iu and light the match, and run away, and then now you go on ! ' ' And then there is a smash, I suppose/ laughed Sutton ; * but you know all about it better than I. I'm not a gunner all my work is above-ground.' 1 Well, then,' cried Maud, with the eager air of a child longing fora story, 'tell us something above ground. How did you get your Victoria Cross, now ? ' Maud, however, was not destined to get a story out of Sutton. ' There was nothing romantic about that, at any rate,' he said. ' It was at Mirabad. There was a cannon down at the end of the lane which was likely to be troublesome, and some of our fellows went down with me and spiked it. That was all I ' - 122 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. 1 Excuse me, Miss Vernon,' said Desvcenx ; 1 Sutton's modesty spoils an excellent story. Let me tell it as it deserves.' And then he threw him- self into a mock-tragical attitude. ( Go on,' said Maud, eagerly. 1 The street- fighting at Mirabad/ said -Desvoeux, with a declamatory air, ' was the fiercest of the whole campaign ' 'What campaign?' asked Sutton. 1 The Mirabad campaign,' replied the other, with great presence of mind, ' in eighteen hundred and , I forget the year but never mind.' 1 Yes, never mind the year,' said Maud ; ( go on.' ' The enemy fought us inch by inch, and lane by lane ; from every window poured a little volley '> every house had to be stormed, hand-to-hand we fought our way, and so on. You know the sort of thing. Then, as we turned into the main street, puff! a great blaze and a roar, and a dense cloud of smoke, and smash came a cannon-ball into the midst of us five or six men were knocked over Tomkin's horse lost a tail, Brown had his nose put out of joint, Smith was blown up to a second-storey window something must be done. But I am tiring you? ' < No, no,' cried Maud, ' I like it go on.' * Well, let me see. Oh yes, something must be DESVCEUX MAKES THE RUNNING. 123 done. To put spurs to my Arab's sides, to cut my way down through the astonished mob, to leap the barricade (it was only eight feet high, and armed with a chevaux defrise), to sabre the six gunners who were working the battery, was, I need hardly say, the work of a moment. Then a crushing blow from behind, and I remember nothing more, till, a month later, I found myself, weak and wounded, in bed ; and a lovely nun gave me some gruel, and told me that Mirabad was ours! "Where am I?" I exclaimed, for I felt so con- fused, and the nun looked so angelic, that I fancied I must have gone to heaven. My companion, how- ever, soon brought me to earth by et ccetera et c&tera et ccetera' 1 That is the sort of thing which happens in " Charles O'Malley," ' said Sutton ; ' only Lever would have put Tippoo Sahib or Tantia Topee on the other side of the barricade, and I should have had to cut his head off and slaughter all his body- guard before I got out again.' 'And then,' said Maud, 'the nun would have turned out to be some one.' ' But,' said Desvoeux, ' how do you know that the nun did not turn out to be some one, if only I had chosen to fill up those et ceeteras ? ' * Well,' said Sutton, who apparently had had 124 CHRONICLES OF DUSTYPORE. enough of the joke l that part of the story I will tell you myself. The nun was a male one my good friend Boldero, who took me into his quarters, looked after me for six weeks, till I got about again, and was as good a nurse as any one could wish for.' ' I should have liked to be the nun,' Maud cried, moved by a sudden impulse which brought the words out as the thought flashed into her mind, and turning crimson, as was her wont, before they were out of her mouth. 1 That is very kind of you,' said Sutton, standing up, and defending her, as Maud felt, from all eyes but his own ; l and you would have been a very charming nurse and cured me, I dare say, even faster than Boldero. And now, Desvoeux, go and sing us a song as ajinale to your story. Maud knew perfectly well that this was a mere diversion to save her from the confusion of a thoughtless speech and turn Desvceux's attention from her. It seemed quite natural and of a piece with Button's watchful, sympathetic care to give her all possible pleasure and to shield her from every shade of annoyance. A thrill of gratitude shot through her. There was a charm, a fascina- tion, in protection so prompt, so delicate, so kind, compared with which all other attractions seemed DESYGEUX MAKES THE RUNNING. 125 faint indeed. That evening Maud went to Led with her heart in a tumult, and wept, she knew not wherefore, far into the night only again and again the tears streamed out the outcome, though as yet she knew it n