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Her flight through the vast waste of waters, her dangers by storm and wreck, and the strange circumstances that befel her on the wild and desolate coast of Africa, keep curiosity perpetually on the alert, and urge the reader onwards in the narrative with the same breathless haste as that by which the vessel herself was propelled before the wind." — Naval and Military Gazette. ALSO, HOME AS FOUND; BEINO A SEQUEL TO "HOMEWARD BOUND." BY MR. COOPER. In Two Volumes, 12mo. 5 A VOYAGE ROUND THE WORLD; INCLUDING AN EMBASSY TO MUSCAT AND SIAM 1835, 1836, AND 1837. BY W. S. W. RUSCHENBERGER, M. D., Surgeon U. S. Navy ; Honorary Member of the Philadelphia Medical Society ; Member of the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia, ^/^;<^;%'.iiV7' . /;■/• ^.^4, OLIVER TWIST. BY CHARLES DICKENS, (BOZ,) AUTHOR OP "PICKWICK PAPERS," "NICHOLAS NICKLEBY," « SKETCHES OF EVERY-DAY LIFE," &C. &C. &C. PHILADELPHIA : LEA & BLANCHARD, BUCCESSORS TO CAREY & CO, 1839. ^i^K^-^^?^ •'^Ck LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. OLIVER ASKING FOR MORE Page 19 OLIVER ESCAPES BEING BOUND APPRENTICE TO THE SWEEP 23 OLIVER PLUCKS UP A SPIRIT 33 OLIVER INTRODUCED TO THE RESPECTABLE OLD GENTLEMAN 40 OLIVER AMAZED AT THE DODGER'S MODE OF "GOING TO WORK." 44 OLIVER RECOVERING FROM THE FEVER 51 OLIVER CLAIMED BY HIS AFFECTIONATE FRIENDS ,.. 65 OLIVER'S RECEPTION BY FAGIN AND THE BOYS 67 MASTER BATES EXPLAINS A PROFESSIONAL TECHNICALITY. 75 THE BURGLARY 91 MR. BUMBLE AND MRS. CORNEY TAKING TEA 94 MR. CLAYPOLE AS HE APPEARED WHEN HIS MASTER WAS OUT 109 OLIVER TWIST AT MRS. MAYLIE'S DOOR 113 OLIVER WAITED ON BY THE BOW-STREET RUNNERS 122 MONKS AND THE JEW 136 MR. BUMBLE DEGRADED IN THE EYES OF THE PAUPERS 143 THE EVIDENCE DESTROYED 149 MR. FAGIN AND HIS PUPILS RECOVERING NANCY 151 THE JEW AND MORRIS BOLTER BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER . 168 THE MEETING 180 SIKES ATTEMPTING TO 'DpSTROY' HIS DOG . . .; 190 THE LAST CHANCE .',...;....; 200 FAGIN IN THE CON^)EMNED CELl, ...••...-.." •■••: 208 ROSE MAYLIE AND OLIVER 211 (2) .,.-■''-? / O; ^ CONTENTS. BOOK THE FIRST. CHAPTER THE FIRST Treats of the place where Oliver Twist was born, and of the circumstances at- tending his Birth Page 13 CHAPTER THE SECOND Treats of Oliver Twist's Growth, Educa- tion, and Board H CHAPTER THE THIRD Relates how Oliver was very near getting a place, which would not have been a sinecure .' 19 CHAPTER THE FOURTH. Oliver, being offered another place, makes his first entry into public life 23 CHAPTER THE FIFTH. Oliver mingles with new associates, and, going to a funeral for the first time, forms an unfavourable notion of liis master's business 26 CHAPTER THE SIXTH. Oliver, being goaded by the taunts of Noah, rouses into action, and rather astonishes him 31 CHAPTER THE SEVENTH. Oliver continues refractory 33 CHAPTER THE EIGHTH. Oliver walks to London, and encounters on the road a strange sort of young gentle- man 36 CHAPTER THE NINTH. Containing further particulars concerning the pleasant old gentleman and his hope- ful pupils 40 CHAPTER THE TENTH. Oliver becomes better acquainted with the characters of his new associates, and pur- chases experience at a high price. Being a short but very important chapter in this history 43 CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH Treats of Mr. Fang, the police magistrate, and furnishes a slight specimen of his mode of administering justice 45 CHAPTER THE TWELFTH, In which Oliver is taken better care of than he ever was before, with some particulars concerning a certain picture 49 CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH Reverts to the merry old gentleman and his youthful friends, through whom a new acquaintance is introduced to the intelli- gent reader, and connected with whom various pleasant matters are related ap- pertaining to this history 52 CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH. Comprising further particulars of Oliver's stay at Mr. Brownlow's, with the remark- able prediction which one Mr. Grimwig uttered concerning him, when he went out on an errand 57 CHAPTER THE FIFTEENTH. Showing how very fond of Oliver Twist, the merry old Jew and Miss Nancy were 62 CHAPTER THE SIXTEENTH Relates what became of Oliver Twist, after he had been claimed by Nancy 65 CHAPTER THE SEVENTEENTH. Oliver's destiny continuing unpropitious, brings a great man to London to injure his reputation 69 CHAPTER THE EIGHTEENTH. How Oliver passed his time in the improv- ing society of his reputable friends .... 74 CHAPTER THE NINETEENTH, In which a notable plan is discussed and determined on 78 CHAPTER THE TWENTIETH, Wherein Oliver is delivered over to Mr. William Sikes 82 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIRST. The expedition 86 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SECOND. TheBurglary 88 BOOK THE SECOND. CHAPTER THE FIRST, Which contains the substance of a plea- sant conversation between Mr. Bumble and a lady ,- and shows that even a bea- dle may be susceptible on some points . 92 CHAPTER THE SECOND Treats of a very poor subject, but is a short one, and may be found of importance in this history 96 11 QJ/?01 xu CONTENTS. CHAPTER THE THIRD, Wherein this history reverts to Mr. Fagin and company 97 CHAPTER THE FOURTH, In which a mysterious character appears upon the scene, and many things insepar- able from this history are done and per- formed 100 CHAPTER THE FIFTH Atones for the unpoliteness of a former chapter, which deserted a lady most un- ceremoniously 106 CHAPTER THE SIXTH Looks after Oliver, and proceeds with his adventures 110 CHAPTER THE SEVENTH Has an introductory account of the inmates of the house to which Oliver resorted, and relates what they thought of hira .. 114 CHAPTER THE EIGHTH Involves a critical position 119 CHAPTER THE NINTH. Of the happy life Oliver began to lead with his kind friends 124 CHAPTER THE TENTH, Wherein the happiness of Oliver and his friends experiences a Nudden check .... 128 CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH Contains some introductory particulars rela- tive to a young gentleman who now arrives upon the scene, and a new adven- ture which happened to Oliver 132 CHAPTER THE TWELFTH, Containing the unsatisfactory result of Oli- ver's adventure, and a conversation of some importance between Harry Maylie and Rose 136 CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH Is a short one, and may appear of no great importance in its place, but it should be read notwithstanding, as a sequel to the last, and a key to one that will follow when its time arrives 140 CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH, In which the reader, if he or she resort to the fifth chapter of this second book, will perceive a contrast not uncommon in matrimonial cases 141 BOOK THE THIRD. CHAPTER THE FIRST, Containing an account of what passed be- tween Mr. and Mrs. Bumble and Monlis at their nocturnal interview 146 CHAPTER THE SECOND Introduces some respectable characters with whom the reader is already acquainted, and shows how Monks and the Jew laid their worthy heads together 150 CHAPTER THE THIRD. A strange interview, which is a sequel to the last chapter 155 CHAPTER THE FOURTH, Containing fresh discoveries, and showing that surprises, like misfortunes, seldom come alone 160 CHAPTER THE FIFTH. An old acquaintance of Oliver's exhibiting decioed marks of genius, becomes a pub- lic character in the metropolis 165 CHAPTER THE SIXTH. Wherein is shown how the artful Dodger got into trouble 170 CHAPTER THE SEVENTH. Hie time arrives for Nancy to redeem her pledge to Rose Maylie. She fails. Noah Claypole is employed by Fagin on a secret mission 174 CHAPTER THE EIGHTH. The appointment kept 179 CHAPTER THE NINTH. Fatal Consequences 183 CHAPTER THE TENTH. The flight of Sikes 187 CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH. Monks and Mr. Brownlow at length meet Their conversation, and the intelligence that interrupts it 191 CHAPTER THE TWELFTH. The pursuit and escape 195 CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH, Aflfbrding an explanation of more mysteries than one, and comprehending a proposal of marriage, with no word of settlement or pin-money 200 CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH. The Jew's last night alive 206 CHAPTER THE FIFTEENTH, And Last 210 OLIVER TWIST; BOOK THE FIRST. CHAPTER THE FIRST Treats of the place where Oliver Twist was born, and of the circumstances attending his Dirth. Among other public buildingfs in a cer- tain town which shall be nameless, is one which is common to most towns great or email, to wit, a workhouse ; and in this work- house there was born on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of n» possible conse- quence to the reader, m this stage of the business at all events, the item of mortal- ity whose name is prefixed to the head of this chapter. For a long time after ho was ushered into this world of sorrow and ti'ouble, by the pari h surgeon, it remained a matter of considerable doubt whether the child would survive to bear any name at all ; in which case it is somewhat more than probable that these memoirs would never ha\ e appeared, or, if they had, being comprised within a couple of pages, they would have possessed the inestimable merit of being the most concise and faith- ful specimen of biography extant in the literature of any age or country. Although I am not disposed to maintain that the being born in a workhouse is in itself the most fortunate and enviable circumstance that can possibly befal a human being, I do mean to say that in this particular instance it was the best thing for Oliver Twist that could by possibility have oc- curred. The fact is, that there was con- siderable difficulty in inducing Oliver to take upon himself the office of respiration, ^a troublesome practice, but one which •ustom has rendered necessary to our easy existence, — and for some time he lay 2 gasping on a little flock mattress, rather unequally poised between this world and the next, the balance being decidedly in favour of the latter. Now, if during thia brief period Oliver had been surrounded by careful grandmothers, anxious aunts, experienced nurses, and doctors of pro- found wisdom, he would most inevitably and indubitably have been killed in no time. There being nobody by, however, but a pauper old woman, who was ren- dered rather misty by an unwonted allow- ance of beer, and a parish surgeon who did such matters by contract, Oliver and nature fought out the point between them. The result was, that, after a few struggles, Oliver breathed, sneezed, and proceeded to advertise to the inmates of the work- house the fact of a new burden having been imposed upon the parish, by setting up as loud a cry as could reasonably have been expected from a male infant who had not been possessed of that very usefiil ap- pendage, a voice, for a much longer space of time than three minutes and a quarter. As Oliver gave this first testimony of the free and proper action of his lungs, the patchwork coverlet, which was care- lessly flung over the iron bedstead, rus- tled ; the pale face of a young female waa raised feebly from the pillow ; and a faint voice imperfectly articulated the words " Let me see the child, and die." The surgeon had been sitting with his face turned towards the fire, giving the palms of his hands a warm, and a rub, alternately; but as the young woman spoke, he rose, and, advancing to th« bed's head, said with more kindn ;ss than might have been expected of him — (13> 14 OLIVER TWIST. "Oh, you must not talk about dying', yet." '* Lor bless her dear heart, no !" inter- posed the nurse, hastily depositing in her pocket a green glass bottle, the contents of which she had been tasting in a corner with evident satisfaction. " Lor bless her dear heart, when she has lived as long as I have, sir, and had thirteen children of her own, and all on 'em dead except two, and them in the wurkus with me, she '11 know better than to take on in that way, bless her dear heart ! Think what it is to be a mother, there's a dear young lamb, do." Apparently this consolatory perspective of a mother's prospects failed in producing its due effect. The patient shook her head, and stretched out her hand towards the child. The surgeon deposited it in her arms. She imprinted her cold white lips passion- ately on its forehead, passed her hands over her face, gazed wildly round, shud- dered, fell back — and died. They chafed her breast, hands, and temples; but the blood had frozen for ever. They talked of hope and comfort. They had been strangers too long. " It's all over, Mrs. Thingummy," said tiie surgeon, at last. " Ah, poor dear ; so it is !" said the nurse, picking up the cork of the green bottle which had fallen out on the pillow as she stooped to take up the child. " Poor dear !" " You needn't mind sending up to me, if the child cries, nurse," said the surgeon, putting on his gloves with great delib- eration. " It 's very likely it will be troublesome. Give it a little gruel if it is." He put on his hat, and pausing by the bed-side on his way to the door, added, " She was a good looking girl too ; where did she come from'?" " She was brought here last night," re- plied the old woman, " by the overseer's order. She was found lying in the street ; she had walked some distance, for her shoes were worn to pieces; but where she cime from, or where she was going to, nobody knows." Tiie surgeon leant over the boly, and raised the left hand. " The old story," he said, shaking his head : " no wedding-ring, I see. Ah ! good night." The medical gentleman walked away to dinner; and the nurse, hiving once more applied herself to the green bottle, «at down on a low chair before the fire, •and proceeded to dress the infant. And what an example of the power of dress young Oliver Twist was ! Wrapped in the blanket which had hitherto formed his only covering, he might have been the child of a nobleman or a beggar ; — it would have been hard for the haughtiest stranger to have fixed his station in socie- ty. But now he was enveloped in the old calico robes, that had grown yellow in the same service; he was badged and ticketed, and fell into his place at once — a parish child — the orphan of a workhouse — the humble, half-starved drudge — to be cuffed and bnfieted through the world, despised by all, and pitied by none. Oliver cried lustily. If he could have known that he was an orphan, left to the tender mercies of churchwardens and overseers, perhaps he would have cried the louder. CHAPTER THE SECOND Treats of Oliver Twist's Growth, Education, and Board. For the next eight or ten months, Oli- ver was the victim of a systematic course of treachery and deception — he was brought up by hand. The liungry and destitute situation of the infant orphan was duly reported by the workhouse authorities to the parish authorities. The parish authorities inquired with dignity of the workhouse authorities, whether there was no female then domiciled in " the house" who was in a situation to im- part to Oliver the consolation and nour- ishment of which he stood in need. The workhouse authorities replied with hu- mility that there was not. Upon this, the parish authorities magnanimously and hu- manely resolved, that Oliver should be " farmed," or, in other words, that he should be despatched to a branch-work- house some three miles off, where twenty or thirty other juvenile offenders against the poor-laws rolled about the floor all day, without the inconvenience of too much food, or too much clothing, under the parental superintendence of an elderly female who received the culprits at and for the consideration of sevenpence-halt- penny per small head per week. Seven- pence-halfpenny's worth per week is a good round diet for a child ; a great deal may be got for sevenpcnce-halfpenny — quite enough to overload its stomach, and make it uncomfortable. The elderly fe- male was a woman of wisdom and expe- rience; she knew what was good for OLIVER TWIST. 15 children, and she had a very accurate per- ception of what was good for herself So, she appropriated the greater part of the weekly stipend to her own use, and con- signed the rising parochial generation to even a shorter allowance than was origin- ally provided for them; thereby finding in the lowest depth a deeper still, and proving herself a very great experimental philosopher. Everybody knows the story of another experimental philosopher, who had a great theory about a horse being able to live without eating, and who demonstrated it so well, that he got his own horse down to a straw a day, and would most unques- tionably have rendered him a very spirited and rampacious animal upon nothing at all, if he hadn't died, just four-and-twenty hours before he was to have had his first comfortable bait of air. Unfortunately for the experimental philosophy of the fe- male to whose protecting care Oliver Twist was delivered over, a similar result usually attended the operation of her sys- tem ; for just at the very moment when a child had contrived to exist upon the smallest possible portion of the weakest possible food, it did perversely happen in eight and a half cases out of ten, either tliat it sickened from want and cold, or fell into the fire from neglect, or got smothered by accident; in any one of which cases, tlie miserable little being was usually summoned into another world, and there gathered to the fathers which it had never known in this. Occasionally, when there was some more than usually interesting inquest upon a parish child who had been over- looked in turning up a bedstead, or inad- vertently scalded to death when there happened to be a washing, (though the latter accident was very scarce, — any- thing approaching to a washing being of rare occurrence in the farm,) the jury would take it into their heads to ask trou- blesome questions, or the parishioners would rebelliously affix their signatures to a remonstrance : but these impertinen- ces were speedily checked by the evi- dence of the surgeon, and the testimony of the beadle ; the former of whom had always opened the body, and found no- thing inside (which was very probable indeed), and the latter of whom invaria- bly swore whatever the parish wanted, which was very self-devotional. Besides, the board made periodical pilgrimages to the farm, and always sent the beadle the day before, to say they were coming. The children were neat and clean to behold, when they went ; and what more would the people have 1 It cannot be expected that this system of farming would produce any very ex- traordinary or luxuriant crop. Oliver Twist's eighth birth-day found him a pale, thin child, somewhat diminutive in sta- ture, and decidedly small in circumfer- ence. But nature or inheritance had im- planted a good sturdy spirit in Oliver's breast ; it had plenty of room to expand, thanks to the spare diet of tlie establish, ment; and perhaps to this circumstance may be attributed his having any eighth birtli-day at all. Be this as it may, how- ever it was his eighth birth-day ; and he was keeping it in the coal-cellar with a select party of two other young gentle- men, who, after participating with him in a sound threshing, had been locked up therein, for atrociously presuming to be hungry, when Mrs. Mann, the good lady of the house, was unexpectedly startled by the apparition of Mr. Bumble the bea- dle, striving to undo the wicket of the garden-gate. " Goodness gracious ! is that you, Mr. Bumble, sir 1" said Mrs. Mann, thrusting her head out of the window in well-aftecl- ed ecstacies of joy. " (Susan, take Oli- ver and them two brats up stairs, and wash 'em directly.) — My heart alive', Mr. Bumble, how glad I am to see you sure-ly !" Now Mr. Bumble was a fat man, and a choleric one ; so, instead of responding to this open-hearted salutation in a kindred spirit, he gave the little wicket a tremen- dous shake, and then bestowed upon it a kick, which could have emanated from no leg but a beadle's. " Lor, only think," said Mrs. Mann, run- ning out, — for the three boys had been re- moved by this time, — " only think of that ! That I should have forgotten that the gate was bolted on the inside, on account of them dear children ! Walk in, sir ; walk in, pray, Mr. Bumble ; do, sir." Although this invitation was accompa- nied with a curtsey that might have soft- ened the heart of a churchwarden, it by no means mollified the beadle. " Do you think this respectful or proper conduct, Mrs. Mann," inquired Mr. Bum- ble, grasping his cane, — "to keep the parish officers a-waiting at your garden gate, when they come here on porochiai business connected with the porochiai or- phans ] Are you aware, Mrs. Mann, that you are, as I may say, a porochiai dele- gate, and a stipendiary ]" " I'm sure, Mr. Bumble, that I was only k 16 OLIVER TWIST. a-telling one or two of the dear children as is so fond of you, that it was you a-com- ing," replied Mrs. Mann with great hu- mility. Mr. Bumble had a great idea of his oratorical powers and his importance. He had displayed the one, and vindicated the other. He relaxed. " Well, well, Mrs. Mann," he replied in a calmer tone ; " it may be as you say ; it may be. Lead the way in, Mrs. Mann ; for I come on business, and have got some- thing to say." Mrs. Mann ushered the beadle into a small parlour with a brick floor, placed a seat for him, and officiously deposited his cocked hat and cane on the table before him. Mr. Bumble wiped from his fore- head the perspiration which his walk had engendered, glanced complacently at the cocked hat, and smiled. Yes, he smiled ; beadles are but men, and Mr. Bumble smiled. " Now don't you be offended at wliat I'm a-going to say," observed Mrs. Mann with captivating sweetness. "You've had a long walk, you know, or I wouldn't men- tion it. Now will you take a little drop of something, Mr. Bumble 1" " Not a drop — not a drop," said Mr. Bumble, waving his right hand in a dig- nified, but still placid manner. " I think you will," said Mrs. Mann, •who had noticed tlie tone of the refusal, and the gesture that had accompanied it. " Just a leetle drop, with a little cold wa- ter, and a lump of sugar." Mr. Bumble coughed. "Now, just a little drop," said Mrs. Mann persuasively. " What is it ]" inquired the beadle. " Why it 's w'lia', J 'm obliged to keep a little of m the house, to put in the blessed infant:^ Daffy when they ain't well, Mr. Bumble," replied Mrs. Mann as she open- ed a corner cupboard, and took down a bottle and glass. " It 's gin." " Do you give the children Daffy, Mrs. Mann "J" inquired Bumble, following with his eyes the interesting process of mixing. " Ah, bless 'em, that I do, dear as it is," replied the nurse. " I couldn't see 'em suffer before my eyes, you know, sir." " No," said Mr. Bumble approvingly ; " no, you could not. You are a humane woman, Mrs. Mann." — (Here she set down tJie glass.) — " I shall take an early oppor- tunity of mentioning it to the board, Mrs. Mann." — (He drew it towards him.) — ** You feel as a mother, Mrs. Mann." — (He stirred the gin and water.) — " I — I drink your health with cheerfulness, Mrs. Mann ;" — and he swallowed half of it. " And now about business," said the beadle, taking out a leathern pocket-bOok. " The child that was half-baptised, Oliver Twist, is eight years old to-day." " Bless him !" interposed Mrs. Mann, inflaming her left eye with the comer of her apron. "And notwithstanding an offered re- ward of ten pound, which was afterwards increased to twenty pound, — notwithstand- ing the most superlative, and, I may say, supernat'ral exertions on the part of this parish," said Bumble, "we have never been able to discover who is his father, or what is his mother's settlement, name, or condition." Mrs. Mann raised her hands in astonish- ment ; but added, after a moment's reflec- tion, " How comes he to have any name at all, then ?" The beadle drew himself up with great pride, and said, " I inwented it." " You, Mr. Bumble !" " I, Mrs. Mann. W"e name our found- lin's in alphabetical order. The last was a S, — Swubble : I named him. This was a T, — Twist : I named him. The next one as comes will be Unwin, and the next Vilkins. I have got names ready made to the end of the alphabet, and all the way through it again, when we come to Z." " Why, you 're quite a literary charac- ter, sir !" said Mrs. Mann. " Well, well," said the beadle, evi- dently gratified with the compliment ; " perhaps I may be ; perhaps I may be, Mrs. Mann." He finished the gin and water, and added, " Oliver being now too old to remain here, the Board have deter- mined to have him back into the house ; and I have come out myself to take him there, — so let me see him at once." "I'll fetch him directly," said Mrs. Mann, leaving the room for that purpose. And Oliver having by this time had as much of the outer coat of dirt which en- crusted his face and hands removed as could be scrubbed off in one washing, was led into the room by his benevolent pro- tectress. " Make a bow to the gentleman, Oli- ver," said Mrs. Mann. Oliver made a bow, which was divided between the beadle on the chair and the cocked hat on the table. " Will you go along with me, Oliver?" said Mr. Bumble in a majestic voice. Oliver was about to say that he would go along with anybody with great readi- ness, wJien, glancing upv/ards, he caught OLIVER TWIST. 17 sight of Mrs. Mann, who had got behind the beadle's chair, and was shaking her fist at him with a furious countenance. He took the hint at once, for the fist had been too oft:en impressed upon liis body not to be deeply impressed upon his recol- lection. " Will she go with mel" inquired poor Oliver. " No, she can't," replied Mr. Bumble ; but she'll come and see you, sometimes." This was no very great consolation to the child ; but, young as he was, he had sense enough to make a feint of feeling great regret at going away. It was no very difficult matter for the boy to call the tears into his eyes. Hunger and re- cent ill-usage are great assistants if you want to cry ; and Oliver cried very na- turally indeed. Mrs. Mann gave him a thousand embraces, and, what Oliver wanted a great deal more, a piece of bread and butter, lest he should seem too hun- gry when he got to the workhouse. With the slice of bread in his hand, and the little brown-cloth parish cap upon his head, Oliver was then led away by Mr. Bumble from the wretched home where one kind word or look had never lighted the gloom of his infant years. And yet he burst into an agony of childish grief as the cottage-gate closed after him. Wretched as were the little companions in misery he was leaving behind, they were the only friends he had ever known ; and a sense of his loneliness in the great wide world sank into the child's heart for the first time. Mr. Bumble walked on with long strides; and little Oliver, firmly grasping his gold- laced cuff, trotted beside him, inquiring at the end of every quarter of a mile whether they were " nearly there," to which interrogations Mr. Bumble return- ed very brief and snappish replies; for the temporary blandness which gin and water awakens in some bosoms had by this time evaporated, and he was once again a beadle. Oliver had not been within the walls of the workhouse a quarter of an hour, and had scarcely completed the demolition of a second slice of bread, when Mr. Bumble, who had handed him over to the care of an old woman, returned, and, telling him it was a board night, informed him that the board had said he was to appear be- fore it forthwith. Not having a very clearly defined notion what a live board was, Oliver was rather astounded by this intelligence, and was not quite certain whether he ought to laugh 2* or cry. He had no time to think about the matter, however ; for Mr. Bumble gave him a tap on the head with his cane to wake him up, and another on his back to make him lively, and, bidding him follow, conducted him into a large whitewashed room, where eight or ten fat gentlemen were sitting round a table, at the top of which, seated in an arm-chair rather higher than the rest, was a particularly fat gen- tleman with a very round, red face. " Bow to the board," said Bumble. Oli- ver brushed away two or three tears that were lingering in his eyes, and seeing no board but the table, fortunately bowed to that. " What 's your name, boy 1" said the gentleman in the high chair. Oliver was frightened at the sight of so many gentlemen, which made him tremble : and the beadle gave him another tap behind, which made him cry ; and these two causes made him answer in a very low and hesitating voice ; whereupon a gentleman in a white waistcoat said he was a fool, which was a capital way of raising his spirit, and putting him quite at his ease. " Boy," said the gentleman in the high chair ; " listen to me. You know you 're an orphan, I suppose 1" " What 's that, sir f " inquired poor Oli- ver. " The boy is a fool — T thought he was," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat, in a very decided tone. If one member of a class be blessed with an intuitive per- ception of others of the same race, the gentleman in the white waistcoat was un- questionably well qualified to pronounce an opinion on the matter. " Hush !" said the. gentleman who had spoken first. " You know you 've* got no father or mother, and that you are brought up by the parish, don't you 1" " Yes, sir," replied Oliver, weeping bit- terly. " What are you crying for "!" inquired the gentleman in the white waistcoat ; and to be sure it was very extraordinary. What could he be crying for ■? " I hope you say your prayers every night," said another gentleman in a gruff voice, " and pray for the people who feed you, and take care of you, like a Chris- tian." " Yes, sir," stammered the boy. The gentleman who spoke last was uncon- sciously right. It would have been very like a Christian, and a marvellously good Christian, too, if Oliver had prayed for the people who fed and took care of kim. 18 OLIVER TWIST. But he hadn't, because nobody had taught him. " Well you have come here to bo edu- cated, and taught a useful trade," said the red-faced gentleman in the high chair. " So you '11 begin to pick oakum to-mor- row morning at six o'clock," added the surly one in the white waistcoat. For the combination of both these bless- ings in the one simple process of picking oakum, Oliver bowed low by the direction of the beadle, and was then hurried away to a large ward, where, on a rough hard bed, he sobbed himself to sleep. What a noble illustration of the tender Jaws of this fevoured country ! they let the paupers go to sleep ! Poor Oliver ! he little thought, as he lay sleeping in happy unconsciousness of all around him, that the board had that very day arrived at a decision which would ex- ercise the most material influence over all his future fortunes. But they had. And this was it : — The members of this board were very sage, deep, philosophical men ; and when they came to turn their attention to the workhouse, they found out at once, what ordinary folks would never have discover- ed, — the poor people liked it ! It was a regular place of public entertainment for the poorer classes, — a tavern where there was nothing to pay,— a public breakfast, dinner, tea, and supper, all the year round, — a brick and mortar elysium, where it was all play and no work. " Oho !" said the board, looking very knowing ; " we are the fellows to set this to rights ; we '11 stop it all in no time." So they establish- ed the rule, tliat all poor people should have the alternative (for they would com- pel nobody, not they,) of being starved by a gradual process in the house, or by a quick one out of it. With this view, they contracted with the water-works to lay on an unlimited supply of water, and with a corn-factor to supply periodically small quantities of oatmeal; and issued three meals of thin gruel a-day, with an onion twice a week, and half a roll on Sundays. They made a great many other wise and humane regulatioa<5 having reference to tlie ladies, wnich it is not necessary to repeat ; kindly undertook to divorce poor married people, in consequence of the great expense of a suit in Doctors' Com- mons ; and, instead of compelling a man to support his family as they had thereto- fore done, took his family away from him, and made him a bachelor ! There is no telling how many applicants for relief un- der these last two heads would not have started up in all classes of society, if it had not been coupled with the workhouse. But they were long-headed men, and they had provided for this difficulty. The re- lief was inseparable from the workhouse and the gruel ; and that frightened people. For the first three months after Oliver Twist was removed, the system was in full operation. It was rather expensive at first, in consequence of the increase in the undertaker's bill, and the necessity of taking in the clothes of all the paupers, which fluttered loosely on their wasted, shrunken forms, after a week or two's gruel. But the number of workhouse in- mates got thin, as well as the paupers; and the board were in ecstasies. The room in which the boys were fed, was a large stone hall, with a copper at one end, out of which the master, dressed in an apron for the purpose, and assisted by one or two women, ladled the gruel at meal times ; of which composition each boy had one porringer, and no more, — except on festive occasions, and then he had two ounces and a quarter of bread besides. The bowls never wanted washing — the boys polished them with their spoons, till they shone again; and when they had performed this operation (which never took very long, the spoons being nearly as large as the bowls), they would sit staring at the copper with such eager eyes, as if they could devour the very bricks of which it was composed; employing themselves meanwhile in sucking their fingers most assiduously, with the view of catching up any stray splashes of gruel that might have been cast thereon. Boys have gene- rally excellent appetites: Oliver Twist and his companions suffered the tortures of slow starvation for three months ; at last they got so voracious and wild with hunger, that one boy, who was tall for his age, and hadn't been used to that sort of thing, (for his father had kept a small cook's shop,) hinted darkly to his compa- nions, that unless he had another basin of gruel per diem, he was afraid he should some night eat the boy who slept next him, who happened to be a weakly youth of tender age. He had a wild, hungry eye, and they implicitly believed him. A coun- cil was held ; lots were cast who should walk up to the master after supper that evening, and ask for more ; and it fell to Oliver Twist. The evening arrived: the boys took their places ; the master, in his cook's uni- form, stationed himself at the copper ; his pauper assistants ranged themselves be- hind him ; the gruel was served out, and \ C /'/''."•v// ^/^/mi^^^-' OLIVER TWIST. iff a long grace was said over the short com- mons. The gruel disappeared, and the boys wliispered to each other and winked at Oliver, while his next neighbours nudged him. Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose irom the table, and, ad- vancing, basin and spoon in hand, to the master, said, somewhat alarmed at his own temerity — " Please, sir, I want some more." The master was a fat, healthy man, but he turned very pale. He gazed in stupi- fied astonishment on the small rebel for some seconds, and then clung for support to the copper. The assistants were para- lysed with wonder, and the boys with fear. " What !" said the master at length, in a faint voice. " Please, sir," replied Oliver, " I want some more." The master aimed a blow at Oliver's head with the ladle, pinioned him in his arms, and shrieked aloud for the beadle. The board were sitting in solemn con- clave, when Mr. Bumble rushed into the room in great excitement, and addressing the gentleman in the high chair, said, — " Mr. Limbkins, I beg your pardon, sir ; — Oliver Twist has asked for more." There was a general start. Horror was depicted on every countenance. " For more .'" said Mr. Limbkins. " Compose yourself. Bumble, and answer me distinctly. Do I understand that he asked for more, after he had eaten the sup- per allotted by the dietary f " He did, sir," replied Bumble. " That boy will be hung," said the gen- tleman in the white waistcoat ; " I ImOw that boy will be hung." Nobody controverted the prophetic gen- tleman's opinion. An animated discussion took place. Oliver was ordered into in- stant confinement; and a bill was next morning pasted on the outside of the gate, offering a reward of five pounds to any- body who would take Oliver Twist off the hands of the parish : in other words, five pounds and Oliver Twist were offered to any man or woman who wanted an ap- prentice to any trade, business, or calling. " I never was more convinced of any- thing in my life," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat, as he knocked at the gate and read the bill next morning, — " I never was more convinced of anything in my life, than I am that that boy wiU come to be hung." As 1 propose to show in the sequel whe- ther tlie white-waistcoated gentleman was right or not, I should perhaps mar the in- terest of this narrative, (supposing- it to possess any at all,) if I ventured to hint just yet, whether the life of Oliver Twist will be a long or a short piece of biogra- phy. CHAPTER THE THIRD Relates how Oliver was very near getting a place, which would not have been a sinecure. For a week after the commission of the impious and profane offence of asking for more, Oliver remained a close prisoner in the darllf and solitary room to which he had been consigned by the wisdom and mercy of the board. It appears, at first sight, not unreasonable to suppose, that, if he had entertained a becoming feeling of respect for the prediction of the gentle- man in the white waistcoat, he would have established that sage individual's prophetic character, once and for ever, by tying one end of his pocket-handkerchief to a hook in the wall, and attaching him- self to the other. To the performance of this feat, however, there was qne obstacle, namely, that pocket-handkerchiefs being decided articles of luxury, had been, for all future times and ages, removed from the noses of paupers by the express order of the board in council assembled, solemnly given and pronounced under their hands and seals. There was a still greater obstacle in Oliver's youth and childish- ness. He only cried bitterly all day ; and when the long, dismal night came on, he spread his little hands before his eyes to shut out the darkness, and crouching in the corner, tried to sleep, ever and anon waking with a start and tremble, and drawing himself closer and closer to the wall, as if to feel even its cold hard sur- face were a protection in the gloom and loneliness which surrounded him. Let it not be supposed by the enemies of " the system," that, during the period of his solitary incarceration, Oliver was denied the benefit of exercise, the plea- sure of society, or the advantages of reli- gious consolation. As for exercise, it was nice cold weather, and he was allowed to perform his ablutions every morning under the pump, in a stone yard, in the presence of Mr. Bumble, who prevented his catch- ing cold, and caused a tingling sensation to pervade his frame, by repeated applica- tions of the cane ; as for society, he was carried every other day into the hall where the boys dined, and there sociably flogged as a public warning and example; 20 OLIVER TWIST. and, so far from being daaied the advan- tages of religious consolation, he was kicked into the same apartment every evening at prayer-time, and there permit- ted to listen to, and console his mind with, a general supplication of the boys, con- taining a special clause therein inserted by the authority of the board, in which they entreated to be made good, virtuous, contented, and obedient, and to be guarded from the sins and vices of Oliver Twist, whom the supplication distinctly set forth to be under the exclusive patronage and protection of the powers of wickedness, and an article direct from the manufactory of the devil himself. It chanced one morning, while Oliver's affairs were in this auspicious and com- fortable state, that Mr. Ganifield, chim- ney-sweeper, was wending his way adown the High-street, deeply cogitating in his mind, his ways and means of paying cer- tain arrears of rent, for which his land- lord had become rather pressing. Mr. Gamfield's most sanguine calculation of funds could not raise them within full five pounds of the desired amount ; and, in a species of arithmetical desperation, he was alternately cudgelling his brains and his donkey, when, passing the workhouse, his eyes encountered the bill on the gate. " Woo !" said Mr. Gamfield to the don- key. The donkey was in a state of profound abstraction, — wondering, probably, whe- ther he was destined to be regaled with a cabbage-stalk or two, when he had dis- posed of the two sacks of soot with which the little cart was laden ; so, without no- ticing the word of command, he jogged onwards. Mr. Gamfield growled a fierce impreca- tion on the donkey generally, but more particularly on his eyes; and running after him, bestowed a blow on his head which would inevitably have beaten in any skull but a donkey's ; then, catching hold of the bridle, he gave his jaw a sharp wrench, by way of gentle reminder that he was not his own master ; and, having by these means turned him round, he gave him another blow on the head, just to stun him until he came back again ; and, hav- ing done so, walked to the gate to read the bill. The gentleman with the white waist- coat was standing at the gate with his hands behind him, after having delivered himself of some profound sentiments in the board-room. Having witnessed the little dispute between Mr. Gamfield and Uie donkey, he smiled joyously when that person came up to read the bill, for he saw at once that Mr. Gamfield was just exactly the sort of master Oliver Twist wanted. Mr. Gamfield smiled, too, as he perused the document, for five pounds was just the sum he had been wishing for ; and, as to the boy with which it was en- cumbered, Mr. Gamfield, knowing what the dietary of the workhouse was, well knew he would be a nice small pattern, just the very thing for register stoves. So he spelt the bill through again, from beginning to end ; and then, touching his fijr cap in token of humility, accosted the gentleman in the white waistcoat. " This here boy, sir, wot the parish wants to 'prentis," said Mr. Gamfield. " Yes, my man," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat, with a condescend- ing smile, " what of him 1" " If the parish vould like him to learn a light, pleasant trade, in a good 'specta- ble chimbley-sweepin bisness," said Mr. Gamfield, " I wants a 'prentis, and I 'm - ready to take him." "Walk in," said the gentleman with the white waistcoat. And Mr. Gamfieli having lingered behind, to give the don key another blow on the head, and anothe; wrench of the jaw as a caution not to ru» away in his absence, followed the gentle- man in the white waistcoat, into the room where Oliver had first seen him. "It's a nasty trade," said Mr. Limb- kins, when Gamfield had again stated his wish. " Young boys have been smothered in chimneys, before now," said another gen- tleman. '• That 's acause they damped the straw afore they lit it in the chimbley to make 'em come down again," said Gamfield; " that 's all smoke, and no blaze ; vereas smoke ain't o' no use at all in makin' a boy come down ; it only sinds him to sleep, and that 's wot he likes. Boys is wery obstinit, and wery lazy, gen'lm'n, and there 's nothink like a good hot blaze to make 'em come down vith a run ; it 's humane too, gen'lm'n, acause, even if they've stuck in the chimbley, roastin' their feet makes 'em struggle to hextri^ cate theirselves." The gentleman in the white waistcoat appeared very much amused with this ex- planation; but his mirth was speedily checked by a look from Mr. Linibkins. The board then proceeded to converse among themselves for a few minutes ; but in so low a tone that the words " saving of expenditure," " look well in the ac- counts," " have a printed report publish- OLIVER TWIST. 21 ed," were alone audible : and they only chanced to be heard on account of their being very frequently repeated witli great emphasis. At length the whispering ceased, and the members of the board having resumed their seats, and their solemnity, Mr. Limb- kins said, " We have considered your proposition, and we don't approve of it." " Not at all," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. " Decidedly not," added the other mem- bers. As Mr. Gamfield did happen to labour under the slight imputation of having bruised three or four boys to death, al- ready, it occurred to him that the board had perhaps, in some unaccountable freak, taken it into their heads that this ex- traneous circumstance ought to influence their proceedings. It was very unlike their general mode of doing business, if they had ; but still, as he had no particu- lar wish to revive the rumour, he twisted his cap in his liands, and walked slowly from the table. " So you won't let me have him, gen'l- men," said Mr. Gamfield, pausing near the door. " No," replied Mr. Limbkins; "at least, as it's a nasty business, we think you ought to take something less than the pre- mium we offered." Mr. Gamfield's countenance brightened, as with a quick step he returned to the table, and said, " What '11 you give, gen'lmen 1 Come, don't be too hard on a poor man. What '11 you give "!" "I should say three pound ten was plenty," said Mr. Limbkins. "Ten shillings too much," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. "Come," said Gamfield; "say four pound, gen'lmen. Say four pound, and you 've got rid of him for good and all. There !" " Three pound ten," repeated Mr. Limb- kins, firmly. " Come, I '11 split the diflference, gen'l- men," urged Gamfield, " Three pound fifteen." " Not a farthing more," was the firm reply of Mr. Limbkins. " You 're desp'rate hard upon me, gen'l- men," said Gamfield, wavering. " Pooh ! pooh ! nonsense !" said the gen- tleman in the white waistcoat. "He'd be cheap with nothing at all, as a pre- mium. Take him, you silly fellow ! He 's just the boy for you. He wants the stick now and then ; it '11 do him good ; and hia board needn't come very expensive, for he hasn't been overfed since he was born. Ha ! ha ! ha !" Mr. Gamfield gave an arch look at the faces round the table, and, observing a smile on all of them, gradually broke into a smile himself. The bargain was made, and Mr. Bumble was at once instructed that Oliver Twist and his indentures were to be conveyed before the magistrate for signature and approval, that very after- noon. In pursuance of this determination, little Oliver, to his excessive astonishment, was released fi-om bondage, and ordered to put himself nito a clean shirt. He had hardly achieved this very unusual gymnastic per- formance, when Mr. Bumble brought him with his own hands, a basin of gruel, and the holiday allowance of two ounces and a quarter of bread ; at sight of which Oli- ver began to cry very piteously, tliinking, not unnaturally, that the board must have determined to kill him for some useful purpose, or they never would have begun to fatten him up in this way. " Don't make your eyes red, Oliver, but eat your food, and be thankful," said Mr. Bumble, in a tone of impressive pomposity. " You 're a-going to be made a 'prentice of, Oliver." " A 'prentice, sir !" said the child, trem- bling. " Yes, Oliver," said Mr. Bumble. " The kind and blessed gentlemen which is so many parents to you, Oliver, when you have none of your own, are a-going to 'prentice you, and to set you up in life, and make a man of you, although the ex- pense to the parish is three pound ten ! — three pound ten, Oliver ! — seventy shil- lin's ! — one hundred and forty sixpences ! — and all for a naughty orphan which nobody can love." As Mr. Bumble paused to take breath after delivering this address, in an awful voice, the tears rolled down the poor child's face, and he sobbed bitterly. "Come," said Mr. Bumble, somewhat less pompously ; for it was gratifying to his feelings to observe the effect his elo- quence had produced. "Come, Oliver, wipe your eyes with the cuffs of your jacket, and don't cry into your gruel; that 's a very foolish action, Oliver." It certainly was, for there was quite enough water in it already. On their way to the magistrate's, Mr. - Bumble instructed Oliver that all he would have to do, would be to look very happy, and say, when the gentleman asked Mjd 22 OLIVER TWIST. if he wanted to be apprenticed, that he should like it very much indeed ; both of which injunctions Oliver promised to obey, the more readily as Mr. Bumble threw in a gentle hint, that if he failed in either particular, there was no telling what would be done to him. When they ar- rived at the office, he was shut up in a little room by himself, and admonished by Mr. Bumble to stay there, until he came back to fetch him. There the boy remained with a palpi- tating heart for half an hour, at the expi- ration of which time Mr. Bumble thrust in his head, unadorned with the cocked hat, and said aloud, "Now, Oliver, my dear, come to the gentleman." As Mr. Bumble said this, he put on a grim and threatening look, and added in a low voice, " Mind what I told you, you young rascal." Oliver stared innocently in Mr. Bum- ble's face at this somewhat contradictory style of address ; but that gentleman pre- vented his offering any remark thereupon, by leading him at once into an adjoining room, the door of which was open. It was a large room with a great window ; and behind a desk sat two old gentlemen with powdered heads, one of whom was reading the newspaper, while the other was perusing, with the aid of a pair of tortoise-shell spectacles, a small piece of parchment which lay before him. Mr. Limbkins was standing in front of the desk, on one side ; and Mr. Gamfield, with a partially washed face, on the other ; while two or three bluff-looking men in top-boots were lounging about. The old gentleman with the spectacles gradually dozed off, over the little bit of parchment ; and there was a short pause afler Oliver had been stationed by Mr. Bumble in front of the desk. " This is the boy, your worship," said Mr. Bumble. The old gentleman v/ho was reading the newspaper raised his head for a mo- ment, and pulled the other old gentleman by the sleeve, \^liereupon the last-men- uoned old gentleman woke up. " Oh, is this the boy]" said the old gen- tleman. " This is him, sir," replied Mr. Bumble. " Bow to the magistrate, my dear." Oliver roused himself, and made his best obeisance. He had been wondering, with his eyes fixed on the magistrate's powder, whether all boards were born with that white stuff on their heads, and were boards from thencefortii, on that uccount. " Well," said the old gentleman, " I sup- pose he 's fond of chimney -sweeping ?" " He dotes on it, your worship," replied Bumble, giving Oliver a sly pinch, to inti- mate that he had better not say he didn't. "And he will be a sweep, will he]" inquired the old gentleman. " If we was to bind him to any other trade to-morrow, he'd run away simulta- neously, your worship," replied Bumble. " And this man that 's to be his master, — you, sir, — you'll treat him well, and feed him, and do all that sort of thing, — will you ]" said the old gentleman. " When I says I will, I means I will," replied Mr. Gamfield doggedly. " You 're a rough speaker, my friend, but you look an honest, open-hearted man," said the old gentleman, turning his spec- tacles in the direction of the candidate for Oliver's premium, whose villanous coun- tenance was a regular stamped receipt for cruelty. But the magistrate was half blind, and half childish, so he couldn't reasonably be expected to discern what other people did. " I hope I am, sir," said Mr. Gamfield with an ugly leer. " I have no doubt you are, my friend," replied the old gentleman, fixing his spec- tacles more firmly on his nose, an^ look- ing about him for the inkstand. It was the critical moment of Oliver's fate. If the inkstand had been where the old gentleman thought it was, he would have dipped his pen into it and signed the indentures, and Oliver would have been straightway hurried off. But, as it chanced to be immediately under his nose, it fol- lowed as a matter of course that he looked all over his desk for it, without finding it ; and happening in the course of his search to look straight before him, his gaze en- countered the pale and terrified face of Oliver Twist, who, despite of all the ad- monitory looks and pinches of Bumble, was regarding the very repulsive counte- nance of his future master with a mingled expression of horror and fear, too palpable to be mistaken even by a half blind magis- trate. The old gentleman stopped, laid down his pen, and looked from Oliver to Mr. Limbkins, who attempted to take snuff with a cheerful and unconcerned aspect. " My boy," said the old gentleman, leaning over the desk. Oliver started at the sound, — he might be excused for doing so, for the words were kindly said, and strange sounds frighten one. lie trembled violently, and burst into tears. " My boy," said the old gentleman, W/.^^^^-^^ ^^>^//^,r^^ /^r-^// P.^^.^i OLIVER TWIST. 23 '• you look pale and alarmed. What is the matter 1" " Stand a little away from him, beadle," said the other magistrate, laying aside thf paper, and leaning forward with an ex- pression of some interest. "Now, boy, tell us what's the matter : don't be afraid." Oliver fell on his knees, and, clasping his hands together, prayed that they would order him back to the dark room, — that they would starve him — beat him — kill him if they pleased — rather than send him away with that dreadful man, • " Well !" said Mr. Bumble, raising his hands and eyes with most impressive so- lemnity, — " Well ! of all the artful and designing orphans that ever I see, Oliver, you are one of the most bare-facedest." " Hold your tongue, beadle," said the second old gentleman, when Mr. Bumble had given vent to this compound adjective. "I beg your worship's pardon," said Mr. Bumble, incredulous of his having heard aright, — "did your worship speak to me ]" " Yes — hold your tongue." Mr. Bumble was stupified with astonish- ment. A beadle ordered to hold his tongue ! A moral revolution. The old gentleman in the tortoise-shell spectacles looked at his companion : he nodded significantly. " We refuse to sanction these inden- tures," said the old gentleman, tossing aside the piece of parchment as he spoke. " I hope," stammered Mr. I^imbkins, — "I hope the magistrates will not form the opinion that the authorities have been guilty of any improper conduct, on the unsupported testimony of a mere child." "The magistrates are not called upon to pronounce any opinion on the matter," said the second old gentleman sharply. "Take the boy back to the workhouse, and treat him kindly. He seems to want it." That same evening the gentleman in the white waistcoat most positively and decidedly affirmed, not only that Oliver (vould bo hung, but that he would be Irawn and quartered into the bargain. Air. Bumble shook his head with gloomy mystery, and said he wished he might come to good ; to which Mr. Gamfield re- plied, that he wished he might come to him, which, although he agreed with the beadie m most matters, would seem to be & wish of a totally opposite description. The next morning the public were once more informed that Oliver Twist was again to let, and that five pounds would be paid to anybody who would take pos- »\jSsion of him. CHAPTER THE FOURTH. Oliver, being offered another place, makes liis first entry into public life. In great families, when an advanta- geous place cannot be obtained, either in possession, reversion, remainder, or ex- pectancy, for the young man who is grow- ing up, it is a very general custom to send him to sea. The board, in imitation of so wise and salutary an example, took coun- sel together on the expediency of ship- ping off Oliver Twist in some small trad- ing vessel bound to a good unhealthy port, which suggested itself as the very best thing that could possibly be done with liim ; the probability being, that the skip- per would either flog him to death, in a playful mood, some day afler dinner, or knock his brains out with an iron bar, — both pastimes being, as is pretty generally known, very favourite and common re- creations among gentlemen of that class. The more the case presented itself to the board, in this point of view, the more manifold the advantages of the step ap- peared ; so they came to the conclusion that the only way of providing for Oliver effectually, was to send him to sea with- out delay. ' Mr. Bumble had been despatched to make various preliminary inquiries, with the view of finding out some captain or other who wanted a cabin-boy without any friends ; and was returning to the workhouse to communicate the result of his mission, when he encountered just at the gate no less a person than Mr. Sower- berry, the parochial undertaker. Mr. Sowerberry was a tall, gaunt, large- jointed man, attired in a suit of thread- bare black, with darned cotton stockings of the same colour, and shoes to answer. His features were not naturally intended to wear a smiling aspect, but he was in general rather given to professional jo- cosity ; his step was elastic, and his face betokened inward pleasantry, as he ad- vanced to Mr. Bumble and shook him cor- dially by the hand. " I have taken the measure of the two women that died last night, Mr. Bumble," said the undertaker. " You '11 make your fortune, Mr. Sow- erberry," said the beadle, as he thrust his thumb and forefinger into the profrered snufl-box of the undertaker, which was an ingenious little model of a patent coffin. " I say you '11 make your fortune, Mr. Sowerberry," repeated Mr. Bumble, tap- ping the undertaker on the shoulder in • friendly manner, with his cane. ^u OLIVER TWIST. "Think so"!" said the undertaker in a tone which half admitted and half dis- puted the probability of the event. " The prices allowed by the board are very small, Mr. Bumble." " So are the coffins," replied the bea- dle, with precisely as near an approach to a laugh as a great official ought to in- dulge in. Mr. Sowerberry was much tickled at this, as of course he ought to be, and laughed a long time without cessation. " Well, well, Mr. Bumble," he said at length, " there 's no denying that, since the new system of feeding has come in, the coffins are something narrower and more shallow than they used to be ; but we must have some profit, Mr. Bumble. Well-seasoned timber is an expensive ar- ticle, sir ; and all the iron handles come by canal from Birmingham." " Well, well," said Mr. Bumble, " eve- ry trade has its drawbacks, and a fair pro- fit is of course allowable." " Of course, of course," replied the un- dertaker ; " and if I don't get a profit upon this or that particular article, why, I make it up in the long run, you see — he ! he! he!" " Just so," said Mr. Bumble. " Though I must say," — continued the undertaker, resuming the current of ob- servations which the beadle had inter- rupted, — " though I must say, Mr. Bum- ble, that I have to contend against one very great disadvantage, which is, that all the stout people go oif the quickest — I mean that the people who have been better off, and have paid rates for many years, are the first to sink when they come into the house ; and let me tell you, Mr. Bumble, that three or four inches over one's calculation makes a great hole in one's profits, especially when one has a family to provide for, sir." As Mr. Sowerberry said this, with the becoming indignation of an ill-used man, and as Mr. Bumble felt that it rather tended to convey a reflection on the ho- nour of the parish, the latter gentleman thought it advisable to change the sub- ject ; and Oliver Twist being uppermost in his mind, he made him his theme. " By tne bye," said Mr. Bumble, " you don't know anybody who wants a boy, do you — a porochial 'prentis, who is at pre- sent a dead-weight — a millstone, as I may Bay — round the porocliial throat 1 Liberal terms, Mr. Sowerberry — liberal terms ;" — and, as Mr. Bumble spoke, he raised his cane to the bill above him, and gave three (Uftinct raps upon the words " five pounds," which were printed therein in Roman capitals of gigantic size. " Gadso !" said the undertaker, taking Mr. Bumble by the gilt-edged lappel of his official coat ; " that 's just the very thing I wanted to speak to you about. You know — dear me, what a very elegant button this is, Mr. Bumble ; I never no- ticed it before." " Yes, I think it is rather pretty," said the beadle, glancing proudly downwards at the large brass buttons which embel- lished his coat. " The die is the same as the porochial seal, — the Good Samaritan healing the sick and bruised man. The board presented it to me on New-year's morning, Mr. Sowerberry. I put it on, I remember, for the first time, to attend the inquest on that reduced tradesman who died in a doorway at midnight." " I recollect," said the undertaker. "The jury brought in ' Died from exposure to the cold, and want of the common neces- saries of life,' — didn't they 1" Mr. Bumble nodded. " And they made it a special verdict, I think," said the undertaker, " by adding some words to the effect, that if the re- lieving officer had " "Tush — foolery!" interposed the bea- dle angrily. " If the board attended to all the nonsense that ignorant jurymen talk, they 'd have enough to do." " Very true," said the undertaker ; " they would indeed." "Juries," said Mr. Bumble, grasping his cane tightly, as was his wont when working into a passion, — "juries is ineddi cated, vulgar, grovelling wretches." " So they are," said the undertaker. " They haven't no more philosophy or political economy about 'em than that," said the beadle, snapping his fingers cod templuously. " No more they have," acquiesced thp undertaker. " I despise 'em," said the beadle, grow- ing very red in the face. " So do I," rejoined the undertaker. " And I only wish we 'd a jury of the independent sort in the house for a week or two," said the beadle ; " the rules and regulations of the board would soon bring their spirit down for them." "Let 'em alone for that," replied the undertaker. So saying, he smiled ap- provingly to calm the rising wrath of the indignant parish officer. Mr. Bumble lifted off his cocked-hat, took a handkerchief from the inside of the crown, wiped from his forehead the per- spiration which his rage had engendered, OLIVER TWIST. 25 fixed the cocked-hat on again ; and, turning to the undertaker, said in a calmer voice, " Well ; what about the boy 1" " Oh !" replied the undertaker ; " why, you know, Mr. Bumble, I pay a good deal towards the poor's rates." " Hem !" said Mr. Bumble. " Well ?" "Well," replied the undertaker, "I was thinking that if I pay so much towards 'em, I 've a right to get as much out of 'em as I can, Mr. Bumble ; and so — and 60—1 think I '11 take the boy myself." Mr. Bumble grasped the undertaker by the arm, and led him into the building. Mr. Sowerberry was closeted with the board for five minutes, and then it was arranged that Oliver should go to him that evening "upon liking," — a phrase which means, in the case of a parish ap- prentice, that if the master find, upon a short trial, that he can get enough work out of a boy without putting too much food in him, he shall have him for a term of years, to do what he likes with. When little Oliver was taken before "the gentlemen" that evening, and in- formed that he was to go that night as general house-lad to a coffin-maker's, and that if he complained of his situation, or ever came back to the parish again, he would be sent to sea, there to be drowned, or knocked on the head, as the case might be, he evinced so little emotion, that they by common consent pronounced him a hardened young rascal, and ordered Mr. Bumble to remove him forthwith. Now, although it was very natural that the board, of all people in the world, should feel in a great state of virtuous astonishment and horror at the smallest tokens of want of feeling on the part of anybody, they were rather out, in this par- ticular instance. The simple fact was, that Oliver, instead of possessing too little feeling, possessed rather too much, and was in a fair way of being reduced to a state of brutal stupidity and sullenness for life, by the ill usage he had received. He heard the news of his destination in per- fect silence, and, having had his luggage put into his hand, — which was not very difficult to carry, inasmuch as it was all comprised within the limits of a brown paper parcel, about half a foot square by three inches deep, — he pulled his cap over his eyes, and once more attaching him- self to Mr. Bumble's coat cuff, was led away by that dignitary to a new scene of suffering. For some time Mr. Bumble drew Oliver along, without notice or remark, for the beadle carried his head very erect, as a 3 D beadle always should; and. it being a wmdy day, little Oliver was completely enshrouded by the skirts of Mr. Bumble's coat as they blew open, and disclosed to great advantage his flapped waistcoat and drab plush knee-breeches. As they drew near to their destination, however, Mr. Bumble thought it expedient to look down and see that the boy was in good order for inspection by his new master, which he accordingly did, with a fit and becoming air of gracious patronage. " Oliver !" said Mr. Bumble. "Yes, sir," replied Oliver, in a low, tremulous voice. " Pull that cap off* of your eyes, and hold up your head, sir." Although Oliver did as he was desired at once, and passed the back of his unoc- cupied hand briskly across his eyes, he left a tear in them when he looked up at his conductor. As Mr. Bumble gazed sternly upon him, it rolled down his cheek. It was followed by another, and another. The child made a strong effort, but it was an unsuccessful one; and, withdrawing his other hand from Mr. Bumble's, he co- vered his face with both, and wept till the tears sprung out from between his thin and bony fingers. " Well !" exclaimed Mr. Bumble, stop- ping short, and darting at his little charge a look of intense malignity, — " well, of all the ungratefullest, and worst-disposed boys as ever I see, Oliver, you are the " "No, no, sir," sobbed Oliver, clinging to the hand which held the well-known cane ; " no, no, sir ; I will be good indeed ; indeed, indeed, I will, sir ! I am a very little boy, sir ; and it is so — so — " " So what V inquired Mr. Bumble in amazement. " So lonely, sir — so very lonely," cried the child. " Everybody hates me. Oh ! sir, don't be cross to me. I feel as if I had been cut here, sir, and it was all bleed- ing away ;" and the child beat his hand upon his heart, and looked into his com- panion's face with tears of real agony. Mr. Bumble regarded Oliver's piteous and helpless look with some astonishment for a few seconds, hemmed three or four times in a husky manner, and after mut- tering something about " that troublesome cough," bid Oliver dry his eyes, and be a good boy ; and, once more taking his hand, walked on with him in silence. The undertaker had just put up the shutters of his shop, and was making some entries in his day-book by the light of a most appropriately dismal oandle, when Mr. Bumble entered. 2& OLIVER TWIST. " Aha !" said the undertaker, looking up from the book, and pausing in the middle of a word ; " is that you, Bumble "!" " No one else, Mr. Sovverberry," replied the beadle. " Here, I 've brought the boy." Oliver made a bow. "Oh! that's the boy, is it]" said the imdertaker, raising the candle above his head to get a full glimpse of Oliver. " Mrs. Sowerberry ! will you come here a moment, my dear ]" Mrs. Sowerberry emerged from a little room behind the shop, and presented the form of a short, thin, squeezed-up woman, with a vixenish countenance. " My dear," said Mr. Sowerberry, defe- rentially, " this is the boy from the work- house that I told you of" Oliver bowed again. " Dear me !" said the undertaker's wife, "He's very small." " Why, he is rather small," replied Mr. Bumble, looking at Oliver as if it were his fault that he wasn't bigger; "he is small, — there's no denying it. But he'll grow, Mrs. Sowerberry, — he '11 grow." " Ah ! I dare say he will," replied tlie lady pettishly, "on our victuals and our drink. I see no saving in parish children, not I ; for they always cost more to keep than they 're worth : however, men always think they know best. There, get down stairs, little ba^ o' bones." With this, the undertaker's wife opened a side door, and pushed Oliver down a steep flight of stairs into a stone cell, damp and dark, forming the ante-room to the coal-cellar, and deno- minated " the kitchen," wherein sat a slatternly girl in shoes down at heel, and blue worsted stockings very much out of repair. "Here, Charlotte," said Mrs. Sower- berry, who had followed Oliver down, " give this boy some of the cold bits that were put by for Trip : he hasn't come home since the morning, so he may go without 'em. I dare say he isn't too dainty to eat em, — are you, boy ?" Oliver, whose eyes had glistened at the mention of meat, and who was trembling with eagerness to devour it, replied in the negative ; and a plateful of coarse broken victuals was set before him. I wish some well-fed philosopher, whose meat and drink turn to gall within him, whose blood is ice, and whose heart is iron, could have seen Oliver Twist clutching at the dainty viands that the dog had ne- glected, and witnessed the horrible avidity with which he tore the bits asunder with aiJ the ferocity of famine : — there is only one thing I should like better ; and that would be to see him making the same sort of meal himself, with the same relish. " Well," said the undertaker's wife, when Oliver had finished his supper, which she had regarded in silent horror, and with fearfiil auguries of his future appetite, " have you done 1" There being nothing eatable within his reach, Oliver replied in the affirmative. " Then come with me," said Mrs. Sow- erberry, taking up a dim and dirty lamp, and leading the way up stairs ; " your bed's under the counter. You won't mind sleep- ing among the coffins, I suppose 1 — ^but it doesn't much matter whether you will or not, for you won't sleep any where else. Come ; don't keep me here all night." Oliver lingered no longer, but meekly followed his new mistress. CHAPTER THE FIFTH. Oliver mingles with new associates, and, going tc a funeral for the first time, forms an unfavoura- ble notion of his master's business. Oliver being left to himself in the un- dertaker's shop, set the lamp down on a workman's bench, and gazed timidly about him with a feeling of awe and dread, which many people a good deal older than Oliver will be at no loss to understand. An unfinished coffin on black tressels, which stood in the middle of the shop, looked so gloomy and death-like, that a cold tremble came over him every time his eyes wandered in the direction of the dismal object, from which he almost ex- pected to see some frightful form slowly rear its head to drive him mad with terror. Against the wall were ranged in regular array a long row of elm boards cut into the same shape, and looking in the dim light like high-shouldered ghosts with their hands in their breeches-pockets. Coffin-plates, elm - chips, bright - headed nails, and shreds of black cloth, lay scat- tered on the floor ; and the wall above the counter was ornamented with a lively representation of two mutes in very stiff neckcloths, on duty at a large private door, with a hearse drawn by four black steeds approaching in the distance. The shop was close and hot, and the atmo- sphere seemed tainted with the smell of coffins. The recess beneath the counter in which his flock-mattress was thrust, looked like a grave. Nor were these the only dismal feelings which depressed Oliver. He was alone OLIVER TWIST. 27 in a strange place ; and we all know how chilled and desolate the best of us will sometimes feel in such a situation. The boy had no friends to care for, or to care for him. The regret of no recent sepa- ration was fresh in his mind ; the absence of no loved and well-remembered face sunk heavily into his heart But his heart teas heavy, notwithstanding ; and he wish- ed, as he crept into his narrow bed, that tliat were his coffin, and that he could be laid in a calm and lasting sleep in the churchyard ground, with the tall grass waving gently above his head, and the sound of the old deep bell to soothe him in his sleep. Oliver was awakened in the morning by a loud kicking at the outside of the shop-door, which, before he could huddle on his clothes, was repeated in an angry and impetuous manner about twenty-five times ; and, when he began to undo the chain, the legs left off their volleys, and a voice began. " Open the door, will yer 1" cried the voice which belonged to the legs which had kicked at the door. "I will directly, sir," replied Oliver, undoing the chain, and turning the key. " I suppose yer the new boy, a'nt yer f said the voice through the key-hole. " Yes, sir," replied Oliver. " How old are yer ■!" inquired the voice. "Ten, sir," replied Oliver. " Then I '11 whop yer when I get in," said the voice ; " you just see if I don't, that 's all, my work'us brat !" and, having made this obliging promise, the voice be- gan to whistle. Oliver had been too often subjected to the process to which the very expressive monysyllable just recorded, bears refer- ence, to entertain the smallest doubt that the owner of the voice, whoever he might be, would redeem his pledge most honour- ably. He drew back the bolts with a trembling hand, and opened the door. For a second or two, Oliver glanced up the street, and down the street, and over the way, impressed with the belief that the unknown, who had addressed him through the key-hole, had walked a few paces off to warm himself, for nobody did Oliver see but a big charity-boy sitting on the post in front of the house, eating a slice of bread and butter, which he cut mto wedges the size of his mouth with a elasp-knife, and then consumed with great dexterity. " I beg your pardon, sir," said Oliver, at length, seeing that no other visitor made his appearance ; " did you knock 1" " I kicked," replied the charity-boy. " Did you want a coffin, sir"!" inquired Oliver, innocently. At this the charity-boy looked monstrous fierce, and said that Oliver would stand in need of one before long, if he cut jokes with his superiors in that way. " Yer don't know who I am, I suppose, work'us 1" said the charity-boy, in con- tinuation ; descending fi'om the top of the post, meanwhile, with edifying gravity. " No, sir," rejoined Oliver. " I 'm Mister Noah Claypole," said the charity-boy, " and you 're under me. Take down the shutters, yer idle young ruffian !" With this Mr. Claypole administered a kick to Oliver, and entered the shop with a dignified air, which did him great cre- dit : it is difficult for a large-headed, small-eyed youth, of lumbering make and heavy countenance, to look dignified un- der any circumstances ; but it is more especially so, when superadded to these personal attractions, are a red nose and yellow smalls. Oliver having taken down the shutters, and broken a pane of glass in his efforts to stagger away beneath the weight of the first one to a small court at the side of the house in which they were kept during the day, was graciously assisted by Noah, who, having consoled him with the assu- rance that "he 'd catch it," condescended to help him. Mr. Sowerberry came down soon after, and, shortly afterwards, Mrs. Sowerberry appeared ; and Oliver having " caught it," in fulfilment of Noah's pre- diction, followed that young gentleman down stairs to breakfest. " Come near the fire, Noah," said Char- lotte. " I saved a nice little piece of ba- con for you from master's breakfast. Oli- ver, shut that door at Mister Noah's back, and take them bits that I 've put out on the cover of the bread-pan. There 's your tea ; take it away to that box, and drink it there, and make haste, for they '11 want you to mind the shop. D' ye hear 3" " D' ye hear, work'us 1" said Noah Claypole. " Lor, Noah !" said Charlotte, " what a rum creature you are ! Why don't you let the boy alone 1" " Let him alone !" said Noah. " Why every body lets him alone enough, for the matter of that. Neither his father nor mother will ever interfere with him : all his relations let him have his own way pretty well. Eh, Charlotte ? He ! he ! he !" " Oh, you queer soul !" said Charlotte, bursting into a hearty laugh, in which she was joined by Noah ; after which thev 28 OLIVER TWIST. both looked scornfully at poor Oliver Twist, as he sat shivering upon the box in the coldest corner of the room, and ate the stale pieces which had been specially re- served for him. Noah was a charity-boy, but not a work- house orphan. No chance-child was he, for he could trace his genealogy back all the way to his parents, who lived hard by ; his mother being a washerwoman, and his father a drunken soldier, discharged with a wooden leg and a diurnal pension of twopence-halfpenny and an unstateable fraction. The shop-boys in the neigh- bourhood had long been in the habit of branding Noah in the public streets with the ignominious epithets of "leathers," " charity," and the like ; and Noah had borne them without reply. But now that fortune had cast in his way a nameless orphan, at whom even the meanest could point the finger of scorn, he retorted on him with interest. This affords charming food for contemplation. It shows us what a beautiful thing human nature is, and how impartially the same amiable qualities are developed in the finest lord and the dirtiest charity-boy. Oliver had been sojourning at the un- dertaker's some three weeks or a month, and Mr. and Mrs. Sowerberry, the shop being shut up, were taking their supper in the little back-parlour, when Mr. Sow- erberry, after several deferential glances at his wife, said, " My dear — " He was going to say more ; but, Mrs. Sowerberry looking up with a peculiarly unpropitious aspect, he stopped short. " Well !" said Mrs. Sowerberry, sharply. " Nothing, my dear, nothing," said Mr. Sowerberry. " Ugh, you brute !" said Mrs. Sower- berry. " Not at all, my dear," said Mr. Sower- berry, humbly. " I thought you didn't want to hear, my dear. I was only going to say " " Oh, don't tell me what you were go- ing to say," interposed Mrs. Sowerberry. " I am nobody ; don't consult me, pray. / don't want to intrude upon your secrets." And as Mrs. Sowerberry said this, she gave an hysterical laugh, which threaten- ed violent consequences. " But, my dear," said Sowerberry, " I want to ask your advice." " No, no, don't ask mine," replied Mrs. Sowerberry, in an affecting manner ; " ask somebody else's." Here there was an- other hysterical laugh, which frightened Mr Sowerberry very much. This is a very common and much-approved matri- monial course of treatment, which is often very effective. It at once reduced Mr. Sowerberry to begging as a special favour to be allowed to say what Mrs. Sowerberry was most curious to hear, and, after a short altercation of less than three quarters of an hour's duration, the permission waa most graciously conceded. " It 's only about young Twist, my dear," said Mr. Sowerberry. " A very good-look- ing boy that, my dear." " He need be, for he eats enough," ob- served the lady. " There 's an expression of melancholy in his face, my dear," resumed Mr. Sow- erberry, " which is very interesting. He would make a delightful mute, my dear." Mrs. Sowerberry looked up with an expression of considerable wonderment. Mr. Sowerberry remarked it, and, without allowing time for any observation on the good lady's part, proceeded. " I don't mean a regular mute to attend grown-up people, my dear, but only for children's practice. It would be very new to have a mute in proportion, my dear. You may depend upon it that it would have a superb effect." Mrs. Sowerberry, who had a good deal of taste in the undertaking way, was much struck by the novelty of the idea ; but, as it would have been compromising her dig- nity to have said so under existing circum- stances, she merely inquired with much sharpness why such an obvious suggestion had not presented itself to her husband's mind before. Mr. Sowerberry rightly con- strued this as an acquiescence in his pro- position : it was speedily determined that Oliver should be at once initiated into the mysteries of the profession, and, with this view, that he should accompany his mas- ter on the very next occasion of his ser- vices being required. The occasion was not long in coming ; for, half an hour after breakfast next morn- ing, Mr. Bumble entered the shop, and supporting his cane against the counter, drew forth his large leathern pocket-book, from which he selected a small scrap of paper which he handed over to Sower- berry. " Aha !" said the undertaker, glancing over it with a lively countenance; "an order for a coffin, eh ]" " For a coffin first, and a porochial fii- neral afterwards," replied Mr. Bumble, fastening the strap of the leathern pocket- book, which, like himself, was very cor- pulent. " Bayton," said the undertaker, looking OLIVER TWIST. 29 from the scrap of paper to Mr. Bumble ; '* I never heard the name before." Bumble shook his head as he replied, " Obstinate people, Mr. Sowerberry, very obstinate; proud, too, I'm afraid, sir." " Proud, eh ]" exclaimed Mr. Sower- berry with a sneer. — "Come, that's too much." " Oh, it 's sickening," replied the bea- dle ; " perfectly antimonial, Mr. Sower- berry." " So it is," acquiesced the undertaker. "We only heard of them the night before last," said the beadle; "and we shouldn't have known anything about them then, only a woman who lodges in the aame house made an application to the porochial committee for them to send the porochial surgeon to see a woman as was very bad. He had gone out to dinner; but his 'prentice, which is a very clever lad, sent 'em some medicine in a blacking- bottle, off-hand." " Ah, there 's promptness," said the un- dertaker. " Promptness, indeed !" replied the bea- dle. " But what 's the consequence ; what 's the ungrateful behaviour of these rebels, sir] Why, the husband sends back word that the medicine won't suit his wife's complaint, and so she shan't take it — says she shan't take it, sir. Grood, strong, whole- some medicine, as was given with great success to two Irish labourers and a coal- heaver only a week before — sent 'em for nothing, with a blacking-bottle in, and he sends back word that she shan't take it, sir." As the flagrant atrocity presented itself to Mr. Bumble's mind in full force, he struck the counter sharply with his cane, and became flushed with indignation. " Well," said the undertaker, " I ne — ver-— did " " Never did, sir !" ejaculated the beadle, — "no, nor nobody never did; but, now she's dead, we've got to bury her, and that's the direction, and the sooner it's done, the better." Thus saying, Mr. Bumble put on his cocked-hat wrong side first, in a fever of parochial excitement, and flounced out of the shop. " Why, he was so angry, Oliver, that he forgot even to ask afler you," said Mr. Sowerberry, looking after the beadle aa he strode down the street. " Yes, sir," replied Oliver, who had carefully kept himself out of sight during the interview, and who was shaking from head to foot at the mere recollection of the sound of Mr. Bumble's voice. He needn't 3* have taken the trouble to shrink from Mr. Bumble's glance, however ; for that func- tionary on whom the prediction of the gentleman in the white waistcoat had made a very strong impression, thought that now the undertaker had got Oliver upon trial, the subject was better avoided, until such time as he should be firmly bound for seven years, and all danger of his being returned upon the hands of the parish should be thus effectually and legal- ly overcome. " Well," said Mr. Sowerberry, taking up his hat, " the sooner this job is done, the better. Noah, look after the shop. Oliver, put on your cap, and come with me." Oliver obeyed, and followed his master on his professional mission. They walked on for some time through the most crowded and densely inhabited part of the town, and then striking down a narrow street more dirty and miserable than any they had yet passed through, paused to look for the house which was the object of their search. The houses on either side were high and large, but very old ; and tenanted by people of the poorest class, as their neglected appear- ance would have sufficiently denoted with- out the concurrent testimony afforded by the squalid looks of the few men and wo- men who, with folded arms and bodies half doubled, occasionally skulked like shadows along. A great many of the tenements had shop-fronts ; but they were fast closed, and mouldering away: only the upper rooms being iahabited. Others, which had become insecure from age and decay, were prevented from falling into the street by the huge beams of wood which were reared against the tottering walls, and firmly planted in the road ; but even these crazy dens seemed to have been selected as the nightly haunts of some houseless wretches, for many of the rough boards which supplied the place of door and window, were wrenched from their positions to afford an aperture wide enough for the passage of a human body. The kennel was stagnant and filthy ; the very rats that here and there lay putrefying in its rottenness, were hideous with famine. There was neither knocker nor bell- handle at the open door where Oliver and his master stopped ; so, groping his way cautiously through the dark passage, and bidding Oliver keep close to him and not be afraid, the undertaker mounted to the top of the first flight of stairs, and, stum- bling against a door on the landing, rapped at it with his knuckles. It was opened by a young girl of thir« OLIVER TWIST. teen or fourteen. The undertaker at once saw enough of what the room contained, to know it was the apartment to which he had been directed. He stepped in, and Oliver followed him. There was no fire in the room ; but a man was crouching mechanically over the empty stove. An old woman, too, had drawn a low stool to the cold hearth, and was sitting beside him. There were some ragged children in another corner; and in a small recess opposite the door there lay upon the ground something covered with an old blanket. Oliver shuddered as he cast his eyes towards the place, and crept involuntarily closer to his master ; for, though it was covered up, the boy felt that it was a corpse. The man's face was thin and very pale ; his hair and beard were grizzly, and his eyes were bloodshot. The old woman's face was wrinkled, her two remaining teeth protruded over her under lip, and her eyes were bright and piercing. Oli- ver was afraid to look at either her or the man, — they seemed so like the rats he had seen outside. " Nobody shall go near her," said the man, starting fiercely up, as the under- taker approached the recess. " Keep back ! d — n you, keep back, if you 've a life to lose." "Nonsense! my good man," said the undertaker, who was pretty well used to misery in all its shapes, — " nonsense !" " I tell you," said the man, clenching his hands, and stamping furiously on the floor, — " I tell you I won't have her put into the ground. She couldn't rest there. The worms would worry — not eat her, — she is so worn away." The undertaker offered no reply to this raving, but producing a tape from his pocket, knelt down for a moment by the side of the body. •« Ah !" said the man, bursting into tears, and sinking on his knees at the feet of the dead woman ; " kneel down, kneel down — kneel round her every one of you, and mark my words. I say she starved to death. I never knew how bad she was, till tlie fever came upon her, and then her bones were starting through the skin. There was neither fire nor candle; she died in the dark — in the dark. She couldn't even see her children's faces, though we heard her gasping out their names. I begged for her in the streets, and they sent me to prison. When I came back, she was dying; and all the blood ii> my heart has dried up, for they starved her to death. I swear it before the God that saw it, — they starved her !" — He twined his hands in his hair, and with a loud scream rolled grovelling upon the floor, his eyes fixed, and the foam gushing from his lips. The terrified children cried bitterly; but the old woman, who had hitherto re- mained as quiet as if she had been wholly deaf to all that passed, menaced them into silence; and having unloosed the man's cravat, who still remained extended on the ground, tottered towards the undertaker. " She was my daughter," said the old woman, nodding her head in the direction of the corpse, and speaking with an idiotic leer, more ghastly than even the presence of death itself. — " Lord, Lord ! — well, it is strange that I who gave birth to her, and was a woman then, should be alive and merry now, and she lying there, so cold and stiff"! Lord, Lord ! — to think of it; — it 's as good as a play — as good as a play !" As the wretched creature mumbled and chuckled in her hideous merriment, the undertaker turned to go away. " Stop, stop !" said the old woman in a loud whisper. "Will she be buried to- morrow — or next day — or to-night 7 I laid her out, and I must walk, you know. Send me a large cloak — a good warm one, for it is bitter cold. We should have cake and wine, too, before we go! Never mind : send some bread — only a loaf of bread and a cup of water. Shall we have some bread, dear?" she said eagerly, catching at the undertaker's coat, as he once more moved towards the door. "Yes, yes," said the undertaker, "of course; anything, everything." He dis- engaged himself from the old woman's grasp, and, dragging Oliver afl;er him, hurried away. The next day, (the family having been meanwhile relieved with a half-quartern loaf and a piece of cheese, left with them by Mr. Bumble himself,) Oliver and his master returned to the miserable abode, where Mr. Bumble had already arrived, accompanied by four men from the work- house, who were to act as bearers. An old black cloak had been thrown over the rags of the old woman and the man ; the bare coffin having been screwed down, was then hoisted on the shoulders of the bearers, and carried down stairs into the street. " Now, you must put your best leg fore- most, old lady," whispered Sowerberry in the old woman's ear ; " we are rather late, and it won't do to keep the clergyman waiting. Move on, my men, — as quick as you like." OLIVER TWIST. 31 Thus directed, the bearers trotted on under their light burden, and the two mourners kept as near them as they could. Mr. Bumble and Sowerberry walked at a good smart pace in front; and Oliver, whose legs were not as long as his mas- ter's, ran by the side. There was not so great a necessity for hurrying as Mr. Sowerberry had antici- pated, however; for when they reached the obscure corner of the churchyard in which the nettles grew, and the parish graves were made, the clergyman had not arrived, and the clerk, who was sitting by the vestry-room fire, seemed to think it by no means improbable that it might be an hour or so before he came. So they set the bier down on the brink of the grave ; and the two mourners waited pa- tiently in the damp clay with a cold rain drizzling down, while the ragged boys, whom the spectacle had attracted into the churchyard, played a noisy game at hide- and-seek among the tombstones, or varied their amusements by jumping backwards and forwards over the cofBn. Mr. Sower- berry and Bumble, being personal friends of the clerk, sat by the fire with him, and read the paper. At length, after the lapse of something more than an hour, Mr. Bumble, and Sow- erberry, and the clerk, were seen running towards the grave; and immediately af- terwards the clergyman appeared, putting on his surplice as he came along. Mr. Bumble then threshed a boy or two, to keep up appearances; and the reverend gentleman, having read as much of the burial service as could be compressed into four minutes, gave his surplice to the clerk, and ran away again. "Now, Bill," said Sowerberry to the grave-digger, " fill up." It was no very difiicult task, for the grave was so full that the uppermost coffin was within a few feet of the surface. The grave-digger shovelled in the earth, stamp- ed it loosely down with his feet, shoulder- ed his spade, and walked off", followed by the boys, who murmured very loud com- plaints at the fun being over so soon. " Come, my good fellow," said Bumble, tapping the man on the back, " they want to shut up the yard." The man, who had never once moved since he had taken his station by the grave side, started, raised his head, stared at the person who had addressed him, walked forward for a few paces, and then fell down in a fit. The crazy old woman was too much occupied in bewailing the loss of her cloak (which the undertaker had taken ofi^ to pay him any attention; so they threw a can of cold water over him, and when he came to, saw him safely out of the churchyard, locked the gate, and de- parted on their different ways. "Well, Oliver," said Sowerberry, as they walked home, " how do you like it ]" " Pretty well, thank you, sir," replied Oliver, with considerable hesitation. " Not very much, sir." " Ah, you '11 get used to it in time, Oli- ver," said Sowerberry. " Nothing when you are used to it, my boy." Oliver wondered in his own mind whe- ther it had taken a very long time to get Mr. Sowerberry used to it ; but he thought it better not to ask the question, and walk- ed back to the shop, thinking over all he had seen and heard. CHAPTER THE SIXTH. Oliver, being goaded by the taunts of Noah, rouses into action, and rather astonishes him. The month's trial over, Oliver was form- ally apprenticed. It was a nice sickly season just at this time. In commercial phrase, cof- fins were looking up ; and, in the course of a few weeks, Oliver had acquired a great deal of experience. The success of Mr. Sow- erberry's ingenious speculation exceeded even his most sanguine hopes. The old- est inhabitants recollected no period at which measles had been so prevalent, or so fatal to infant existence ; and many were the mournfiil processions which lit- tle Oliver headed in a hat-band reaching down to his knees, to the indescribable admiration and emotion of all the mothers in the town. As Oliver accompanied his master in most of his adult expeditions too, in order that he might acquire that equanimity of demeanour and fiill com- mand of nerve which are so essential to a finished undertaker, he had many oppor- tunities of observing the beautifiil resigna- tion and fortitude with which some strong- minded people bear their trials and losses. For instance, when Sowerberry had an order for the burial of some rich old lady or gentleman, who was surrounded by a great number of nephews or nieces, who had been perfectly inconsolable during the previous illness, and whose grief had been wholly irrepressible even on the most pub- lic occasions, they would be as happy among themselves as need be — quite cheerful and contented, conversing toge- ther with as much freedom and gaiety Jia if nothing whatever had happened to dis- turb them. Husbands, too, bore the loss 32 OLIVER TWIST. of their wives with the most heroic calm- ness ; and wives, again, put on weeds for their husbands, as if, so far from grieving in the garb of sorrow, they had made up their minds to render it as becoming and attractive as possible. It was observable, too, that ladies and gentlemen who were in passions of anguish during the cere- 'mony of interment, recovered almost as soon as they reached home, and became quite composed before the tea-drinking was over. All this was very pleasant and improving to see ; and Oliver beheld it with great admiration. That Oliver Twist was moved to re- signation by the example of these good people, I cannot, although I am his bio- grapher, undertake to affirm with any degree of confidence ; but I can most dis- tinctly say, that for many months he con- tinued meekly to submit to the domination and ill-treatment of Noah Claypole, who used him far worse than ever, now that his jealousy was roused by seeing the new boy promoted to the black stick and hat- band, while he, the old one, remained sta- tionary in the muffin-cap and leathers. Charlotte treated him badly because Noah did ; and Mrs. Sowerberry was his decided enemy because Mr. Sowerberry was dis- posed to be his friend ; so, between these three on one side, and a glut of funerals on the other, Oliver was not altogether as comfortable as the hungry pig was, when he was shut up by mistake in the grain department of a brewery. And now I come to a very important passage in Oliver's history, for I have to record an act, slight and unimportant per- haps in appearance, but which indirectly produced a most material change in all his iliture prospects and proceedings. One day Oliver and Noah had descended into the kitchen, at the usual dinner-hour, to banquet upon a small joint of mutton — a pound and a half of the worst end of the neck; when, Charlotte being called out of the way, there ensued a brief interval of time, which Noah Claypole, being hun- gry and vicious, considered he could not possibly devote to a worthier purpose than aggravating and tantalising young Oliver Twist. Intent upon this innocent amusement, Noah put his feet on the table-cloth, and pulled Oliver's hair, and twitched his ears, and expressed his opinion that he was a " sneak," and furthermore announced his mtention of coming to see him hung when- ever that desirable event should take place, and entered upon various other topics of petty annoyance, like a malicious and ill- conditioned charity-boy as he was. But, none of these taunts producing the desired effect of making Oliver cry, Noah at- tempted to be more facetious still, and in this attempt did what many small wits, with far greater reputations than Noah notwithstanding, do to this day when they want to be funny ; he got rather personal. " Work'us," said Noah, " how 's your mother 1" "She's dead," replied Oliver; "don't you say anything about her to me !" Oliver's colour rose as he said this ; he breathed quickly, and there was a curious working of the mouth and nostrils, which Mr. Claypole thought must be the imme- diate precursor of a violent fit of crying. Under this impression he returned to the charge. "What did she die of, work'us 3" sdd Noah. " Of a broken heart, some of our old nurses told me," replied Oliver, more as if he were talking to himself than answer- ing Noah. " I think I know what it must be to die of thatl" "Tol de rol lol lol, right fol lairy, work'us," said Noah, as a tear rolled down Oliver's cheek. "What's set you a snivelling now ?" " Not you," replied Oliver, hastily brush- ing the tear away. " Don't think it." " Oh, not me, eh V sneered Noah. " No, not you," replied Oliver, sharply. " There ; that 's enough. Don't say any- thing more to me about her; you'd better not !" " Better not !" exclaimed Noah. " Well ! better not ! work'us ; don't be impudent. Your mother, too! she was a nice 'un, she was. Oh, Lor!" And here Noah nodded his head expressively, and curled up as much of his small red nose as mus- cular action could collect together for the occasion. " Yer know, work'us," continued Noah, emboldened by Oliver's silence, and speak- ing in a jeering tone of affected pity — of all tones the most annoying — " Yer know, work'us, it carn't be helped now, and of course yer couldn't help it then, and I 'm very sorry for it, and I 'm sure we all are, and pity yer very much. But yer must know, work'us, your mother was a regular right-down bad 'un." " What did you say 1" inquired Oliver, looking up very quickly. " A regular right-down bad 'un, work- 'us," replied Noah, coolly; "and it's a great deal better, work'us, that she died when she did, or else she'd have been hard labouring in Bridewell, or transport- A /.. / OLIVER TWIST. 33 ed, or hung, which is more likely than either, isn't iti" Crimson with fury, Oliver started up, overthrew chair and table, seized Noah by the throat, shook him in the violence of his rage till his teeth chattered in his head, and, collecting his whole force into one heavy blow, felled him to tlie ground. A minute ago the boy had looked the quiet, mild, dejected creature that harsh treatment had made him. But his spirit was roused at last ; the cruel insult to his dead mother had set his blood on fire. His breast heaved, his attitude was erect, his eye bright and vivid, and his whole person changed, as he stood glaring over the cowardly tonnentor that lay crouching at his feet, and defied him with an energy he had never known before. " He '11 murder me !" blubbered Noah. " Charlotte ! missis ! here 's the new boy a-murdering me! Help! help! Oliver's gone mad ! Char — ^lotte !" Noah's shouts were responded to, by a loud scream from Charlotte, and a louder from Mrs. Sowerberry; the former of whom rushed into the kitchen by a side- door, while the latter paused on the stair- case till she was quite certain that it was consistent with the preservation of human life to come further down. " Oh, you little wretch !" screamed Charlotte, seizing Oliver with her utmost force, which was about equal to that of a moderately strong man in particularly good training, — "Oh, you little un-grate-ful, mur-de-rous, hor-rid villain !" and between every syllable Charlotte gave Oliver a blow with all her might, and accompanied it with a scream for the benefit of society. Charlotte's fist was by no means a light one ; but, lest it should not be effectual in calming Oliver's wrath, Mrs. Sowerberry plunged into the kitchen, and assisted to hold him with one hand, while she scratch- ed his face with the other; and in this favourable position of afiiiirs Noah rose from the ground, and pummelled' him from behind. This was rather too violent exercise to last long ; so, when they were all three wearied out, and could tear and beat no longer, they dragged Oliver, struggling and shouting, but nothing daunted, into the dust-cellar, and there locked him up ; and this being done, Mrs. Sowerberry sunk into a chair, and burst into tears. " Bless her, she 's going off!" said Char- lotte. "A glass of water, Noah, dear. Make haste." " Oh, Charlotte," said Mrs. Sowerberry, epeaking as well as she could through a E deficiency of breath and a sufficiency of cold water, which Noah had poured over her head and shoulders, — " Oh, Charlotte, what a mercy we have not been all mur- dered in our beds !" " Ah, mercy, indeed, ma'am," was the reply. " I only hope this '11 teach master not to have any more of these dreadful creatures that are born to be murderers and robbers from their very cradle. Poor Noah ! he was all but killed, ma'am, when I came in." "Ah, poor fellow!" said Mrs. Sower- berry, looking piteously on the charity- boy. Noah, whose top waistcoat-button might have been somewhere on a level with the crown of Oliver's head, rubbed his eyea with the inside of his wrists while this commiseration was bestowed upon him, and performed some very audible tears and sniffs. " What 's to be done !" exclaimed Mrs. Sowerberry. " Your master 's not at home, — there 's not a man in the house, — and he '11 kick that door down in ten minutes." Oliver's vigorous plunges against the bit of timber in question rendered this occur- rence highly probable. "Dear, dear! I don't know, ma'am," said Charlotte, "imless we send for the police-officers." "Or the millingtary," suggested Mr. Claypole. "No, no," said Mrs. Sowerberry, be- thinking herself of Oliver's old friend; " run to Mr. Bumble, Noah, and tell him to come here directly, and not to lose a minute; never mind your cap, — make haste. You can hold a knife to that black eye as you run along, and it'll keep the swelling down." Noah stopped to make no reply, but started off" at his fullest speed ; and very much it astonished the people who were out walking, to see a charity-boy tearing through the streets pell-mell, with no cap on his head, and a clasp-knife at his eye. CHAPTER THE SEVENTH. \ Oliver continues refractory. No AH Claypole ran along the streets at his swiftest pace, and paused not once for breath until he reached the workhouse- gate. Having rested here for a minute or so, to collect a good burst of sobs and an imposing show of tears and terror, he knocked loudly at the wicket, and pre- 34 OLIVER TWIST, Bented such a rueful face to the aged pau- per who opened it, that even he, who saw nothing but rueful faces about him at the best of times, started back in astonishment. "Why, what's the matter with the boy]" said the old pauper. » Mr. Bumble ! Mr. Bumble !" cried Noah, with well-affected dismay, and in tones so loud and agitated that they not only caught the ear of Mr. Bumble him- self, who happened to be hard by, but alarmed him so much that he rushed into the yard without his cocked-hat, — which is a very curious and remarkable circum- stance, as showing that even a beadle, acted upon by a sudden and powerful im- pulse, may be afflicted with a momentary visitation of loss of self-possession, and forgetfulness of personal dignity " Oh, Mr. Bumble, sir !" said Noah ; " Oliver, sir, — Oliver has " "What] what]" interposed Mr. Bum- ble, with a gleam of pleasure in his metal- Kc eyes. " Not run away ] he hasn't run away ; has he, Noah ]" " No, sir, no ; not run away, sir, but he 's turned wicious," replied Noah. "He tried to murder me, sir ; and then he tried to murder Charlotte, and then missis. Oh, what dreadful pain it is ! such agony, please sir !" and here Noah writhed and twisted his body into an extensive variety of eel-like positions ; thereby giving Mr. Bumble to understand that, from the vio- lent and sanguinary onset of Oliver Twist, he had sustained severe internal injury and damage, from which he was at that speaking suffering the acutest torture. When Noah saw that the intelligence he communicated perfectly paralysed Mr. Bumble, he imparted additional effect thereunto, by bewailing his dreadful wounds ten times louder than before : and, when he observed a gentleman in a white waistcoat crossing the yard, he was more tragic in his lamentations than ever, right- ly conceiving it highly expedient to attract the notice, and rouse the indignation of the gentleman aforesaid. The gentleman's notice was very soon attracted ; for he had not walked three paces when he turned angrily round, and inquired what that young cur was howl- ing for, and why Mr. Bumble did not fa- vour him with something which would render the series of vocular exclamations BO designated, an involuntary process. " It 's a poor boy from the free-school, sir," replied Mr. Bumble, " who has been nearly murdered — all but murdered, sir — by young Twist." " By Jove !" exclaimed the gentleman in the white waistcoat, stopping short. " I knew it ! I felt a strange presenti- ment from the very first, that that auda- cious young savage would come to be hung !" "He has likewise attempted, sir, to murder the female servant," said Mr. Bumble, with a face of ashy paleness. " And his missis," interposed Mr. Clay- pole. " And his master, too, I think you said, Noah]" added Mr. Bumble. " No, he 's out, or he would have mur- dered him," replied Noah. "He said he wanted to " " Ah ! said he wanted to— did he, my boy ]" inquired the gentleman in the white waistcoat. " Yes, sir," replied Noah ; " and, please sir, missis wants to know whether Mr. Bumble can spare time to step up there directly, and flog him, 'cause master 's out." " Certainly, my boy ; certainly," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat, smiling benignly, and patting Noah's head, which was about three inches higher than his own. "You're a good boy — a very good boy. Here 's a penny for you. Bum- ble, just step up to Sowerberry's with your cane, and see what 's best to be done. Don't spare him. Bumble." " No, I will not, sir," replied the beadle, adjusting the wax-end which was twisted round the bottom of his cane for purposes of parochial flagellation. " Tell Sowerberry not to spare him, either. They '11 never do anything with him, without stripes and bruises," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. " I 'II, take care, sir," replied the beadle. And, the cocked-hat and cane having been by this time adjusted to their owner's satisfaction, Mr. Bumble and Noah Clay- pole betook themselves with all speed to the undertaker's shop. Here the position of affairs had not a' all improved, for Sowerberry had not yet returned, and Oliver continued to kick with undiminished vigour at the cellar- door. The accounts of his ferocity, as related by Mrs. Sowerberry and Charlotte, were of so startling a nature that Mr, Bumble judged it prudent to parley before opening the door : with this view, he gave a kick at the outside, by way of prelude ; and then, applying his mouth to the key- hole, said, in a deep and impressive tone, " Oliver !" " Come ; you let me out !" replied Oli- ver, from the inside. " Do you know this here voice, Oliver! ' said Mr. Bumble. OLIVER TWIST. 35 *' Yes," replied Oliver, " Ain't you afraid of it, sir 1 Ain't you a-trembling while I speak, sir V said Mr. Bumble. " No !" replied Oliver, boldly. An answer so different from the one he had expected to elicit, and was in the habit of receiving, staggered Mr. Bumble not a little. He stepped back from the keyhole, drew himself up to his full height, and looked from one to another of the three bystanders in mute astonishment. " Oh, you know, Mr. Bumble, he must be mad," said Mrs. Sowerberry. " No boy in half his senses could venture to speak 80 to you." " It 's not madness, ma'am," replied Mr. Bumble, after a few moments of deep meditation ; " it 's meat." " What !" exclaimed Mrs. Sowerberry. " Meat, ma'am, meat," replied Bumble, with stern emphasis. "You've over-fed him, ma'am. You've raised a artificial soul and spirit in him, ma'am, unbecoming a person of his condition, as the board, Mrs. Sowerberry, who are practical phi- losophers, will tell you. What have pau- pers to do with soul or spirit either! It's quite enough that we let 'em have live bodies. If you had kept the boy on gruel, ma'am, this would never have happened." " Dear, dear !" ejaculated Mrs. Sower- berry, piously raising her eyes to the kitchen ceiling. " This comes of being liberal !" The liberality of Mrs. Sowerberry to Oliver had consisted in a profuse bestowal upon him of all the dirty odds and ends which nobody else would eat ; so that there was a great deal of meekness and self- devotion in her voluntarily remaining un- der Mr. Bumble's heavy accusation, of which, to do her justice, she was wholly innocent in thought, word, or deed. " Ah !" said Mr. Bumble, when the lady brought her eyes down to earth again. " The only thing that can be done now, that I know of, is to leave him in the cel- lar for a day or so till he 's a little starved down, and then to take him out, and keep him on gruel all through his apprentice- ship. He comes of a bad family — excita- ble natures, Mrs. Sowerberry. Both the nurse and doctor said that that mother of his made her way here against difficulties and pain that would have killed any well- disposed woman weeks before." At this point of Mr. Bumble's dis- course, Oliver just hearing enough to know that some further allusion was being made to his mother, recommenced kicking with a violence which rendered every other sound inaudible. Sowerberry re- turned at this juncture, and Oliver's offence having been explained to him, with such exaggerations as the ladies thought best calculated to rouse his ire, he unlock- ed the cellar-door in a twinkling, and dragged his rebellious apprentice out by the collar. Oliver's clothes had been torn in the beating he had received ; his face was bruised and scratched, and his hair scat- tered over his forehead. The angry flush had not disappeared, however ; and when he was pulled out of his prison, he scowled boldly on Noah, and looked quite undismayed. "Now, you are a nice young fellow, ain't you 1" said Sowerberry, giving Oli- ver a shake, and a sound box on the ear. " He called my mother names," replied Oliver, sullenly. " Well, and what if he did, you little ungrateful wretch ]" said Mrs. Sower- berry. " She deserved what he said, and worse." " She didn't !" said Oliver. " She did !" said Mrs. Sowerberry. " It 's a lie !" said Oliver. Mrs. Sowerberry burst into a flood of tears. This flood of tears left Sowerberry no alternative. If he had hesitated for one instant to punish Oliver most severely, it must be quite clear to every experienced reader that he would have been, according to all precedents in disputes of matrimony established, a brute, an unnatural husband, an insulting creature, a base imitation of a man, and various other agreeable char- acters too numerous for recital within the limits of this chapter. To do him justice, he was, as far as his power went, — it was not very extensive, — kindly disposed towards the boy ; perhaps because it was his interest to be so, perhaps^ because his wife disliked him. The flood of tears, however, left him no resource ; so he at once gave him a drubbing, which satisfied even Mrs. Sowerberry herself, and ren- dered Mr. Bumble's subsequent applica- tion of the parochial cane rather unneces- sary. For the rest of the day he was shut up in the back kitchen, in company with a pump and a slice of bread ; and, at night, Mrs. Sowerberry, after making various remarks outside the door, by no means complimentary to the memory of his mo- ther, looked into the room, and, amidst the jeers and pointings of Noah and Charlotte, ordered him up stairs to his dismal bed. It was not until he was left alone in the silence and stillness of the gloomy work ti^i!'*'^,. 36 OLIVER TWIST. shop of the undertaker, that Oliver gave way to the feelings which the day's treatment may be supposed likely to have awakened in a mere child. He had list- ened to their taunts with a look of dogged contempt; he had borne the lash without a cry, for he felt that pride swelling in his heart which would have kept down a shriek to the last, if they had roasted him alive. But, now that there were none to see or hear him, he fell upon his knees on the floor, and, hiding his face in his hands, wept such tears as God send for the credit of our nature, few so young may ever have cause to pour out before him. For a long time Oliver remained mo- tionless in this attitude. The candle was burning low in the socket when he rose to his feet, and having gazed cautiously round him, and listened intently, gently undid the fastenings of the door and looked abroad. It was a cold dark night. The stars seemed to the boy's eyes further from the earth than he had ever seen them before ; there was no wind, and the sombre sha- dows thrown by the trees on the earth looked sepulchral and death-like, from being so stni. He softly reclosed the door, and, having availed himself of the expiring light of the candle to tie up ui a handkerchief the few articles of wearing apparel he had, sat himself down upon a bench to wait for morning. With the first ray of light that struggled through the crevices in the shutters Oliver rose, and again unbarred the door. One timid look around, — one moment's pause of hesitation, — he had closed it behind him, and was in the open street. He looked to the right and to the left, uncertain whither to fly. He remembered to have seen the wagons as they went out, toiling up the hill ; he took the same route, and arriving at a footpath across the fields, which he thought after some distance led out again into the road, struck into it, and walked quickly on. Along this same footpath, Oliver well remembered he had trotted beside Mr. Bumble, when he first carried him to the workhouse from the farm. His way lay directly in front of the cottage. His heart beat quickly when he bethought himself of this, and he half resolved to turn back. He had come a long way though, and should lose a great deal of time by doing so. Besides, it was so early that there was very little fear of his being seen ; so he walked on. He reached the house. There was no appearance of its inmates stirring at that early hour. Oliver stopped, and peeped into the garden, A child was weeding one of the little beds ; and, as he stopped, he raised his pale face, and disclosed the features of one of his former companions. Oliver felt glad to see him before he went, for, though younger than himself, he had been his little friend and playmate; they had been beaten, and starved, and shut up together, many and many a time. " Hush, Dick !" said Oliver, as the boy ran to the gate, and thrust his thin arm between the rails to greet him. " Is any one up 1" "Nobody but me," replied the child. " You mustn't say you saw me, Dick," said Oliver; "I am running away. They beat and ill-use me, Dick ; and I am going to seek my fortune some long way offj I don't know where. How pale you are !" "I heard the doctor tell them I was dying," replied the child with a faint smile. "I am very glad to see you, dear; but don't stop, don't stop." " Yes, yes, I will, to say good b'ye to you," replied Oliver. "I shall see you again, Dick; I know I shall. You will be well and happy." " I hope so," replied the child, " after I am dead, but not before. I know the doc- tor must be right, Oliver ; because I dream so much of heaven, and angels, and kind faces, that I never see when I am awake. Kiss me," said the child, climbing up the low gate, and flinging his little arms round Oliver's neck, " Good b'ye, dear ! God bless you !" The blessing was from a young child's lips, but it was the first that Oliver had ever heard invoked upon his head ; and through all the struggles and sufferings of his after-life, through all the troubles and changes of many weary years, he never once forgot it. CHAPTER THE EIGHTH. Oliver walks to London, and encounters on the road a strange sort of young gentleman, Oliver reached the stile at which tlie by-path terminated, and once more gained the high-road. It was eight o'clock now ; and, though he was nearly five miles away from the town, he ran, and hid behind the hedges by turns, till noon, fearing that he might be pursued and overtaken. Then he sat down to rest at the side of a mile- stone, and began to think for the first time where he had better go and try to live. OLIVER TWIST. m The stone by which he was seated, bore m large characters an intimation that it was just seventy miles from that spot to London. The name awakened a new train of ideas in the boy's mind. London ! — that great large place ! — nobody — not even Mr. Bumble — could ever find him there. He had often heard the old men in the workhouse, too, say that no lad of spirit need want in London, and that there were ways of living in that vast city which those who had been bred up in country parts had no idea of. It was tlie very place for a homeless boy, who must die in the streets unless some one helped him. As these things passed through his thoughts, he jumped upon his feet, and again walk- ed forward. He had diminished the distance between himself and London by full four miles more, before he recollected how much he must undergo ere he could liope to reach his place of destination. As this consi- deration forced itself upon him, he slack- ened his pace a little, and meditated upon his means of getting there. He had a crust of bread, a coarse shirt, and two pairs of stockings, in his bundle ; and a penny — a gift of Sowerberry's after some funeral in which he had acquitted himself more than ordinarily well — in his pocket. "A clean shirt," thought Oliver, "is a very comfortable thing, — very ; and so are two pairs of darned stockings, and so is a penny ; but they are small helps to a sixty- five miles' walk in winter time." But Oliver's thoughts, like those of most other people, altliough tlicy were extremely ready and active to point out his difficul- ties, were wholly at a loss to suggest any feasible mode of surmounting them ; so, after a good deal of thinking to no parti- cular purpose, he changed his little bundle over to the otlier shoulder, and trudged on. Oliver walked twenty miles that day ; and all that time tasted nothing but the crust of dry bread, and a few draughts of water which he begged at the cottage- doors by the road-side. When the night came, he turned into a meadow, and, creeping close under a hay-rick, deter- mined to lie there till morning. He felt frightened at first, for the wind moaned dismally over the empty fields, and he was cold and hungry, and more alone than he had ever felt before. Being very tired with his walk, however, he soon fell asleep and forgot his troubles. He felt cold and stiff when he got up next morning, and so hungry that he was obliged to exchange tlie penny for a small loaf in the very first village through which 4 he passed. He had walked no more than twelve miles, when night closed in again ; for his feet were sore, and his legs so weak that they trembled beneath him. Another night passed in the bleak damp air only made him worse ; and, when he set for- ward on his journey next morning, he could hardly crawl along. He waited at the bottom of a steep hill till a stage-coach came up, and then beg- ged of the outside passengers ; but there were very few who took any notice of him, and even those, told him to wait till they got to the top of the hill, and then let them see how far he could run for a half- penny. Poor Oliver tried to keep up with the coach a little way, but was unable to do it, by reason of his fatigue and sore feet. When the outsides saw this, they put their halfpence back into their pockets again, declaring that he was an idle young dog, and didn't deserve anything ; and the coach rattled away, and left only a cloud of dust behind. In some villages, large painted boards were fixed up, warning all persons who begged within the district that they would be sent to jail, which frightened Oliver very much, and made him very glad to get out of them with all possible expedition. In others he would stand about the inn-yards, and look mournfully at every one who passed ; a proceeding which generally ter- minated in the landlady's ordering one of the post-boys who were lounging about, to drive that strange boy out of the place, for she was sure he had come to steal something. If he begged at a fanner's house, ten to one but they threatened to set the dog on him ; and when he showed his nose in a shop, they talked about the beadle, which brought Oliver's heart up into his mouth, — very often the only thing he had there for many hours together. In fact, if it had not been for a good- hearted turnpike-man, and a benevolent old lady, Oliver's troubles would have been shortened by the very same process which put an end to his mother's ; in other words, he would most assuredly have fallen dead upon the king's highway. But the turnpike-man gave him a meal of bread and cheese ; and the old lady, who had a shipwrecked grandson wandering bare- footed in some distant part of the earth, took pity upon the poor orphan, and gave him what little she could afford — and more — with such kind and gentle words, and such tears of sympathy and compas- sion, that they sank deeper into Oliver*? soul than all the sufferings he had ever undergone. 38 OLIVER TWIST. Early on the seventh morning after he had left his native place, Oliver limped slowly into the little town of Barnet. The window-shutters were closed, the street was empty, not a soul had awakened to the business of the day. The sun was rising in all his splendid beauty, but the light only seemed to show the boy his own lonesomeness and desolation as he sat with bleeding feet and covered with dust upon a cold door-step. By degrees the shutters were opened, the window-blinds were' drawn up, and people began passing to and fro. Some few stopped to gaze at Oliver for a mo- ment or two, or turned round to stare at him as they hurried by ; but none relieved him, or troubled themselves how he came there. He had no heart to beg, and there he sat. He had been crouching on the step for some time, gazing listlessly at the coaches as they passed through, and thinking how strange it seemed that they could do with ease in a few hours what it had taken him a whole week of courage and deter- mination beyond his years to accomplish, when he was roused by observing that a boy who had passed him carelessly some minutes before, had returned, and was now surveying him most earnestly from the opposite side of the way. He took little heed of this at first ; but the boy re- mained in the same attitude of close ob- servation so long, that Oliver raised his head, and returned his steady look. Upon this, the boy crossed over, and walking close up to Oliver, said, " Hullo ! my covey, what 's the row ?" The boy who addressed this inquiry to the young wayfarer was about his own age, but one of tlie queerest-looking boys that Oliver had ever seen. He was a snub-nosed, flat-browed, common-faced boy enough, and as dirty a juvenile as one would wish to see ; but he had got about liim all the airs and manners of a man. lie was short of his age, with rather bow- legs, and little sharp ugly eyes. His hat was stuck on the top of his head so slightly that it threatened to fa^x :>ff every moment, and would have done so very often if the wearer had not had a knack of every now and then giving his head a sudden twitch, which brought it back to its old place again. He wore a man's coat, w'hich reached nearly to his heels. He had turned the cuffs back halfway up his arm to get his hands out of the sleeves, appa- rently with the ultimate view of thrusting iJiem into the pockets of his corduroy trouser', for there he keot them. He was altogether as roystering and swaggering a young gentleman as ever stood three feet six, or something less, in his bluchers. " Hullo, my covey, what 's the row 1" said this strange young gentleman to Oliver. " I am very hungry and tired," replied Oliver, the tears standing in his eyes aa he spoke. " I have walked a long way, — I have been walking these seven days." " Walking for sivin days !" said the young gentleman. " Oh, I see. Beak's orders, eh] But," he added, noticing Oli- ver's look of surprise, " I suppose you don't know wot a beak is, my flash com- pan-i-on." Oliver mildly replied, that he had al- ways heard a bird's mouth described by the term in question. " My eyes, how green !" exclaimed the young gentleman. " Why, a beak 's a madg'st'rate ; and when you walk by a beak's order, it 's not straight forerd, but always going up, and niver coming down agen. Was you never on the mill 1" " What mill !" inquired Oliver. " What mill ! — why, the mill, — the mill as takes up so little room that it '11 work inside a stone jug, and always goes better when the wind's low with people than when it 's high, acos then they can't get workmen. But come," said the young gentleman ; " you want grub, and you shall have it. I 'm at low-water-mark,— only one bob and a magpie ; but as far as it goes, I '11 fork out and stump. Up with you on your pins. There: now then, morrice." Assisting Oliver to rise, the young gen- tleman took him to an adjacent chandler's shop, where he purchased a sufficiency ol ready-dressed ham and a half-quartern loaf, or, as he himself expressed it, " fourpenny bran ;" the ham being kept clean and pre- served from dust by the ingenious expe- dient of making a hole in the loaf by pull- ing out a portion of the crumb, and stuflf ing it therein. Taking the bread undei his arm, the young gentleman turned into a small public-house, and led the way to a tap-room in the rear of the premises. Here, a pot of beer was brought in by the direction of the mysterious youth; and Oliver, falling to, at his new friend's bid- ding, made a long and hearty meal, during the progress of which the strange boy eyed him from time to time with great attention. " Going to London "?" said the strange boy, when Oliver had at length con- cluded. " Yes." OLIVER TWIST. 39 " Got any lodgings "!" " No." " Money 1" " No." The strange boy whistled, and put his arms into his pockets as far as the big- coat sleeves would let them go. "Do you live in London!" inquired Oliver. " Yes I do, when I 'm at home," replied the boy. " I suppose you want some place to sleep to-night, don't you 7" " I do indeed," answered Oliver. " I have not slept under a roof since I left the country." " Don't fret your eyelids on that score," said the young gentleman. " I 've got to be in London to-night, and I know a 'spec- table old genelman as lives there, wot '11 give you lodgings for nothink, and never ask for tJie change ; that is, if any genel- man he knows interduces you. And don't he know me 1 — Oh, no, — not in the least, — by no means,^-certainly not." The young gentleman smiled, as if to intimate that the latter fragments of dis- course were playfully ironical, and finish- ed the beer as he did so. This unexpected oiter of a shelter was too tempting to be resisted, especially as it was immediately followed up, by the assurance that the old gentleman already referred to, would doubtless provide Oli- ver with a comfortable place without loss of time. This led to a more friendly and confidential dialogue, from which Oliver discovered that his firiend's name was Jack Dawkins, and that he was a peculiar pet and protege of the elderly gentleman be- fore mentioned. Mr. Dawkins's appearance did not say a vast deal in favour of the comforts which his patron's interest obtained for those whom he took under his protection ; but as he had a somewhat flighty and disso- lute mode of conversing, and furthermore avowed that among his intimate friends he was better known by the sobriquet of " The artful Dodger," Oliver concluded that, being of a dissipated and careless turn, the moral precepts of his benefactor had hitherto been thrown away upon him. Under this impression, he secretly resolv- ed to cultivate the good opinion of the old gentleman as quickly as possible ; and, if he found the Dodger incorrigible, as he more than half suspected he should, to decline the honour or his farther acquaint- ance. As John Dawkins objected to their en- tering London before nightfall, it was nearly eleven o'clock when they reached the turnpike at Islington. They crossed from the Angel into St. John's road, struck down the small street which terminates at Sadler's Wells theatre, through Ex- mouth-street and Coppice-row, down the little court by the side of the workhouse, across the classic ground which once bore the name of ffockjey-in-the-hole, thence into Little Saffron-hill, and so into Saffron- hill the Great, along whicli, the Dodger scudded at a rapid pace, directing Oliver to follow close at his heels. Although Oliver had enough to occupy his attention in keeping sight of his lead- er, he could not help bestowing a few hasty glances on either side of the way as lie passed along. A dirtier or more wretched place he had never seen. The street was very narrow and muddy, and the air was impregnated with filthy odours. There were a good many small shops ; but the only stock in trade appear- ed to be heaps of children, who, even at that time of night, were crawling in and out at the doors, or screaming from the inside. The sole places that seemed to prosper amid the general blight of the place were the public-houses, and in them, the lowest orders of Irish (who are gene- rally the lowest orders of anything) were wranglmg with might and main. Covered ways and yards, which here and there diverged from the main street, disclosed little knots of houses where drunken men and women were positively wallowing in the filth; and from several of the door- ways, great ill-looking fellows were cau- tiously emerging, bound, to all appearance, upon no well-disposed or harmless errand. Oliver was just considering whether he hadn't better run away, when they reach- ed the bottom of the hill : his conductor, catching him by the arm, pushed open the door of a house near Field-lane, and, draw- ing him into the passage, closed it behind them. " Now, then," cried a voice from below, in reply to a whistle from the Dodger. " Plummy and slam .'" was the reply. This seemed to be some watchword or signal that it was all right ; for the light of a feeble candle gleamed upon the wall at the farther end of the passage, and a man's face peeped out from where a balus- trade of the old kitclien staircase had oeen broken away. " There 's two on you," said the man, thrusting the candle farther out, and sha- ding his eyes with his hand. " Who 's the t'other one V " A new pal," replied Jack, pulling OH ver forward. 40 OLIVER TWIST. " Where did he come from 1" " Greenland. Is Fagin up stairs I" " Yes, he 's a sorlin' the wipes. Up with you !" The candle was drawn hack, and the face disappeared. Oliver, groping his way with one hand, and with the other firmly grasped by his companion, ascended with much difficulty the dark and broken stairs which his con- ductor mounted with an ease and expedi- tion that showed he was well acquainted with them. He threw open the door of a back-room, and drew Oliver in after him. The walls and ceiling of the room were perfectly black with age and dirt. There was a deal-table before the fire, upon which was a candle stuck in a ginger-beer bot- tle ; two or three pewter pots, a loaf and butter, and a plate. In a frying-pan which was on the fire, and which was secured to the mantel-piece by a string, some sau- sages were cooking; and standing over them, with a toasting-fork in his hand, was a very old shrivelled Jew, whose vil- lanous-looking and repulsive face was ob- scured by a quantity of matted red hair. He was dressed in a greasy flannel gown, with his throat bare, and seemed to be dividing his attention between the frying- pan and a clothes-horse, over which a great number of silk handkerchiefs were hanging. Several rough beds made of old sacks were huddled side by side on the floor : and seated round the table were four or five boys, none older than the Dodger, smoking long clay pipes and drinking spirits with all the air oi^ middle- aged men. These all crowded about their associate as he whispered a few words to the Jew, and then turned round and grin- ned at Oliver, as did the Jew himself, toasting-fork in hand. " This is him, Fagin," said Jack Daw- kins ; " my friend, Oliver Twist." The Jew grinned ; and, making a low obeisance to Oliver, took him by the hand, and hoped he should have the honour of his intimate acquaintance. Upon this, the young gentlemen with the pipes came round him, and shook both his hands very hard, — especially the one in which he held his little bundle. One young gentleman was very anxious to hang up his cap for him; and another was so obliging as to put his hands in his pockets, in order that, as he was very tired, he might not have the trouble of emptying them when he went to bed. These civilities would pro- bably have been extended much further, but for a liberal exercise of the Jew's toastmg-fbrk on the heads and shoulders of the afiectionate youths who offered them. " We are very glad to see you, Oliver, — very," said the Jew. "Dodger, take off the sausages, and draw a tub near the fire for Oliver. Ah ! you 're a staring at the pocket-handkerchiefs ! eh, my dear 1 There are a good many of 'em, ain't there 1 We 've just looked 'em out ready for the wash ; that 's all, Oliver ; that 's all. Ha I ha! ha!" The latter part of this speech was hail- ed by a boisterous shout firom all the hope- ful pupils of the merry old gentleman, in the midst of which they went to supper. Oliver ate his share ; and the Jew then mixed him a glass of hot gin and water, telling him he must drink it off" directly, because another gentleman wanted the tumbler. Oliver did as he was desired. Almost instantly afterwards, he felt him- self gently lifted on to one of tho sacks, and then he sunk into a deep sleep. CHAPTER THE NINTH. Containing further particulars concerning the plea-' sant old gentleman and his hopeful pupils. It was late next morning when Oliver awoke from a sound, long sleep. There was nobody in the room beside, but the old Jew, who was boiling some coffee in a saucepan for breakfast, and whistling softly to himself as he stirred it round and round with an iron spoon. He would stop every now and then to listen, when there was the least noise below; and, when he had satisfied himself, he would go on whistling and stirring again as before. Although Oliver had roused himself from sleep, he was not thoroughly awake. There is a drowsy, heavy state, between sleeping and waking, when you dream more in five minutes with your eyes half open, and yourself half conscious of every, thing that is passing around you, than you would in five nights with your eyes fast closed, and your senses wrapt in perfect unconsciousness. At such times, a mortal knows just enough of what his mind is doing, to form some glimmering concep- tion of its mighty powers, its bounding from earth and spurning time and space, when freed from the irksome restraint of its corporeal associate. Oliver was precisely in the condition I have described. He saw the Jew with hia half-closed eyes, heard his low whistling, and recognised the sound of the spoon grating against the saucepan's sides ; and OLIVER TWIST. 41 yet the self-same senses were mentally engaged at the same time, in busy action with almost everybody he liad ever known. When the coffee was done, the Jew drew the saucepan to the hob, and, stand- ing in an irresolute attitude for a few minutes as if he did not- well know how to employ himself, turned round and look- ed at Oliver, and called him by his name. He did not answer, and was to all appear- ance asleep. After satisfying himself upon this head, the Jew stepped gently to the door, which he fastened ; he then drew forth, as it seemed to Oliver, from some trap in the floor, a small box, which he placed care- fully on the table. His eyes glistened as he raised the lid and looked in. Dragging an old chair to the table, he sat down, and took from it a magnificent gold watch, sparkling with diamonds. " Aha !" said the Jew, shrugging up his shoulders, and distorting every feature with a hideous grin. " Clever dogs ! cle- ver dogs ! Staunch to the last ! Never told the old parson where they were ; never peached upon old Fagin. And why should they ] It wouldn't have loosened the knot, or kept the drop up a minute longer. No, no, no ! Fine fellows ! fine fellows !" With these, and other muttered reflec- tions of the like nature, the Jew once more deposited the watch in its place of safety. At least half a dozen more were severally drawn forth from the same box, and sur- veyed with equal pleasure ; besides rings, brooches, bracelets, and other articles of jewellery, of such magnificent materials and costly workmanship, that Oliver had no idea even of their names. Having replaced these trinkets, the Jew took out another, so small that it lay in the palm of his hand. There seemed to be some very minute inscription on it, for the Jew laid it flat upon the table, and, shading it with his hand, pored over it long and earnestly. At length he set it down as if despairing of success, and, leaning back in his chair, muttered, " What a fine thing capital punishment is ! Dead men never repent ; dead men never bring awkward stories to light. The prospect of the gallows, too, makes them hardy and bold. Ah ! it 's a fine thing for the trade ! Five of them strung up in a row, and none left to play booty or turn white-livered !" As the Jew uttered these words, his bright dark eyes, which had been staring vacantly before him, fell on Oliver's face ; the boy's eyes were fixed on his in mute 4* F curiosity, and, although the recogriition was only for an instant — for the briefest space of time that can possibly be con- ceived, — it was enough to show the old man that he had been observed. He closed the lid of the box with a loud crash, and, laying his hand on a bread-knife which was on the table, started furiously up. He trembled very much, though ; for, even in his terror, Oliver could see that the knife quivered in the air. " What 's thati" said the Jew. " What do you watch me for] Why are you awake? What have you seenl Speak out, boy ! Quick — quick ! for your life !" " I wasn't able to sleep any longer, sir," replied Oliver, meekly. " I am very sorry if I have disturbed you, sir." " You were not awake an hour ago?" said the Jew, scowling fifircely on the boy. " No — no, indeed sir," replied Oliver. " Are you sure 1" cried the Jew, with a still fiercer look than before, and a threat- ening attitude. " Upon my word I was not, sir," replied Oliver, earnestly. "I was not, indeed, sir." " Tush, tush, my dear !" said the Jew, suddenly resuming his old manner, and playing with the knife a little before he laid it down, as if to induce the belief that he had caught it up m mere sport " Of course I know that, my dear. I only tried to frighten you. You're a brave boy. Ha! ha! you're a brave boy, Oli- ver !" and the Jew rubbed his hands witk a chuckle, but looked uneasily at the box notwithstanding. " Did you see any of these pretty things, my dear ]" said the Jew, laying his hand upon it after a short pause. " Yes, ^r," replied Oliver. " Ah !" said the Jew, turning rather pale. " They — they 're mine, Oliver ; my little property. All I have to live upon in my old age. The folks call me a miser, my dear, — only a miser, that's all." Oliver thought the old gentleman must be a decided miser, to live in such a dirty place, with so many watches ; but, think- ing that perhaps his fondness for the Dodger and the other boys cost him a good deal of money, he only cast a defe- rential look at the Jew, and asked if he might get up. " Certainly, my dear, — certainly," re- plied the old gentleman. " Stay. There 's a pitcher of water in the corner by the door. Bring it here, and I '11 give you a ba^in to wash in, my dear." " Oliver got up, walked across the room, and stooped for one instant to raise th« 43 OLIVER TWJST. pitcher. When he turned his head, the box was gone. He had scarcely washed himself, and made everything tidy by emptying the basin out of the window, agreeably to the Jew's directions, than the Dodger returned, accompanied by a very sprightly young friend, whom Oliver had seen smoking on the previous night, and who was now for- mally introduced to him as Charley Bates. The four then sat down to breakfast off the coffee and some hot rolls and ham which the Dodger had brought home in the crown of his hat. " Well," said the Jew, glancing slyly at Oliver, and addressing himself to the Dodger, " I hope you 've been at work this morning, my dears." " Hard," replied the Dodger. " As nails," added Charley Bates. " Good boys, good boys !" said the Jew. " What have you got. Dodger ]" " A couple of pocket-books," replied that young gentleman. " Lmed V inquired the Jew with trem- bling eagerness. "Pretty well," replied the Dodger, pro- ducing two pocket-books, one green and the other red. "Not so heavy as they might be," said the Jew, after looking at the insides carefully ; " but very neat, and nicely made. Ingenious workman, ain't he, Oli- ver?" "Very, indeed, sir," said Oliver. At which Mr. Charles Bates laughed uproar- iously, very much to the amazement of Oliver, who saw nothing to laugh at in anything that had passed. " And what have you got, my dear ]" said Fagin to Charley Bates. " Wipes," replied Master Bates ; at the same time producing four pocket-handker- chiefs. " Well," said the Jew, inspecting them closely ; " they 're very good ones, — very. You haven't marked them well, though, Charley ; so the marks shall be picked out with a needle, and we 'II teach Oliver liow to do it. Shall us, Oliver, eh 1 — Ha ! ha! ha!" " If you please, sir," said Oliver. " You 'd like to be able to make pocket- handkerchiefs as easy as Charley Bates, wouldn't you, my dear V said the Jew. " Very much indeed, if you '11 teach ine, sir," replied Oliver. Master Bates saw something so ex- quisitely ludicrous in this reply, that he burst into another laugh ; which laugh meeting the coiFee he was drinking, and carrying it down some wrong channel, very nearly terminated in his premature suffocation. " He is so jolly green," said Charley when he recovered, as an apology to the company for his unpolite behaviour. The Dodger said nothing, but he smoothed Oliver's hair down over his eyes, and said he 'd know better by-and- by; upon which the old gentleman, ob- serving Oliver's colour mounting, changed the subject by asking whether there had been much of a crowd at the execution that morning. This made him wonder more and more, for it was plain from the replies of the two boys that they had both been there; and Oliver naturally won- dered how they could possibly have found time to be so very industrious. When the breakfast was cleared away, the merry old gentleman and the two boys played at a very curious and uncommon game, which was performed in this way : — The merry old gentleman, placing a snuff-box in one pocket of his trousers, a note-case in the other, and a watch in his waistcoat^pocket, with a guard-chain round his neck, and sticking a mock diamond pin in his shirt, buttoned his coat tight round him, and, putting his spectacle-case and handkerchief in the pockets, trotted up and down the room with a stick, in imitation of the manner in which old gen- tlemen walk about the streets every hour in the day. Sometimes he stopped at the fire-place, and sometimes at the door, making belief that he was staring with all his might into shop- windows. At such times he would look constantly round him for fear of thieves, and keep slapping all his pockets in turn, to see that he hadn't lost anything, in such a very funny and natural manner, that Oliver laughed till the tears ran down his face. All this time the two boys followed him closely about, getting out of his sight so nimbly every time he turned round, that it was impossi- ble to follow their motions. At last the Dodger trod upon his toes, or ran upon bia boot accidentally, while Charley Batea stumbled up against him behind ; and in that one moment they took from him with the most extraordinary rapidity, snuff-box, note-case, watch-guard, chain, shirt-pin, pocket-handkerchief, — even the spectacle- case. If the old gentleman felt a hand in any one of his pockets, he cried out where it was, and tlien the game began all over again. When this game had been played a great many times, a couple of young la- dies came to see the young gentlemen, one of whom was called Bet and the other OLIVER TWIST. 43 Nancy. They wore a good deal of hair, not very neatly turned up behind, and were rather untidy about the shoes and stockings. They were not exactly pretty, perhaps ; but they had a great deal of colour in their faces, and looked quite Btout and hearty. Being remarkably free and agreeable in their manners, Oliver thought them very nice girls indeed, as there is no doubt they were. These visiters stopped a long time. Spirits were produced, in consequence of one of the young ladies complaining of a coldness in her inside, and the conversa- tion took a very convivial and improving turn. At length Charley Bates expressed his opinion that it was time to pad the hoof, which it occurred to Oliver must be French for going out ; for directly after- wards the Dodger, and Charley, and the two young ladies went away together, having been kindly furnished with money to spend, by the amiable old Jew. " There, my dear," said Fagin, " that 's a pleasant life, isn't it 1 They have gone out for the day." " Have they done work, sir 1" inquired Oliver. " Yes," said the Jew ; " that is, unless they should unexpectedly come across any when they are out ; and they won't neglect it if they do, my dear, depend upon it." " Make 'em your models, my dear, make 'em your models," said the Jew, tapping the fire-shovel on the hearth to add force to his words ; " do every thing they bid you, and take their advice in all matters, especially the Dodger's, my dear. He '11 be a great man himself, and make you one too, if you take pattern -by him. Is my handkerchief hanging out of my pock- et, my dear 1" said the Jew, stopping short. " Yes, sir," said Oliver. " See if you can take it out, without my feeling it, as you saw them do when we were at play this morning." Oliver held up the bottom of the pocket with one hand as he had seen the Dodger do, and drew the handkerchief lightly out of it with the other. " Is it gone 1" cried the Jew. " Here it is, sir," said Oliver, showing il in his hand. " You 're a clever boy, my dear," said the playful old gentleman, patting Oliver on the head approvingly ; " I never saw a sharper lad. Here 's a shilling for you. If you go on in this way, you '11 be the greatest man of the time. And now come here, and I '11 show you how to take the marks out of the handkerchiefs." Oliver wondered what picking the old gentleman's pocket in play had to do with his chances of being a great man ; but thinking that the Jew, being so much his senior, must know best, followed him qui- etly to the table, and was soon deeply in- volved in his new study. CHAPTER THE TENTH. Oliver becomes better acquainted with the charao ters of his new associates, and purchases expe rience at a high price. Being a short but very important chapter in this history. For eight or ten days Oliver remained in the Jew's room, picking the marks out of the pocket-handkerchiefs, (of which a great number were brought home,) and sometimes taking part in the game already described, which the two boys and the Jew played regularly every day. At length he began to languish for the fresh air, and took many occasions of earnestly entreat- ing the old gentleman to allow him to go out to work with his two companions. Oliver was rendered the more anxious to be actively employed by what he had seen of the stern morality of tiie old gen- tleman's character. Whenever the Dodger or Charley Bates came ■ home at night empty-handed, he would expatiate with great vehemence on the misery of idle and lazy habits, and enforce upon them the necessity of an active life by sending them supper] ess to bed: upon one occa- sion he even went so far as to knock them both down a flight of stairs ; but this was carrying out his virtuous precepts to an unusual extent. At length one morning Oliver obtained the permission he had so eagerly sought. There had been no handkerchiefs to work upon for two or three days, and the dinners had been rather meagre. Perhaps these were reasons for the old gentleman's giv- ing his assent ; but, whether they were or no, he told Oliver he might go, and placed hira under the joint guardianship of Charley Bates and his friend the Dodger. The three boys sallied out, the Dodger with his coat-sleeves tucked up, and his hat cocked as usual ; Master Bates saun- tering along with his hands in his pockets, and Oliver between them, wondering where they were going, and what branch of manufacture he would be instructed in first. The pace at which they went was such a very lazy, ill-looking saunter, that Olj- 44 OLIVER TWIST. ver soon began to think his companions were going to deceive the old gentleman, by not going to work at all. The Dodger had a vicious propensity, too, of pulling the caps from the heads of small boys and tossing them down areas ; while Charley Bates exhibited some very loose notions concerning the rights of property, by pil- fering divers apples and onions from the stalls at the kennel sides, and thrusting them into pockets which were so sur- prisingly capacious, that they seemed to undermine his whole suit of clothes in every direction. These things looked so bad, that Oliver was on the point of de- claring his intention of seeking his way back in the best way he could, when his thoughts were suddenly directed into an- other channel by a very mysterious change of behaviour on the part of the Dodger. They were just emerging from a nar- row court not far from the open square in Clerkenwell, which is called, by some strange perversion of terms, "The Green," when the Dodger made a sudden stop, and, laying his finger on his lip, drew his com- panions back again with the greatest cau- tion and circumspection. " What 's the matter ?" demanded Oli- ver. " Hush !" replied the Dodger. " Do you see that old cove at the book-stall ]" "The old gentleman over the way]" said Oliver. " Yes, I see him." " He '11 do," said the Dodger. "A prime plant," observed Charley Bates. Oliver looked from one to the other with the greatest surprise, but was not permitted to make any inquiries, for the two boys walked stealthily across the road, and slunk close behind the old gentleman towards whom his attention had been di- rected. Oliver walked a few paces after them, and, not knowing whether to ad- vance or retire, stood looking on in silent amazement. The old gentleman was a very respect- able-looking personage, with a powdered head and gold spectacles; dressed in a bottle-green coat with a black velvet col- lar, and white trousers: with a smart bamboo cane under his arm. He had taken up a book from the stall, and there he stood, reading away as hard as if he were in liis elbow-chair in his own study. It was very possible that he fancied him- self there, indeed ; for it was plain, from his utter abstraction, that he saw not the book-stall, nor the street, nor the boys, nor, in short, anything but the book itself, which he was reading straight through, turning over the leaves when he got to the bottom of a page, beginning at the top line of the next one, and going regularly on with the greatest interest and eager- ness. What was Oliver's horror and alarm as he stood a few paces off, looking on with his eyelids as wide open as they would possibly go, to see the Dodger plunge his hand into this old gentleman's pocket, and draw from thence a handkerchief, which he handed to Charley Bates, and with which they both ran away round the cor- ner at full speed ! In one instant the whole mystery of the handkerchiefs, and the watches, and the jewels, and the Jew, rushed upon the boy's mind. He stood for a moment with the blood tingling so through all his veins from terror, that he felt as if he were in a burning fire ; then, confused and fright- ened, he took to his heels, and, not know- ing what he did, made off as fast as he could lay his feet to the ground. This was all done in a minute's space, and the very instant that Oliver began to run, the old gentleman, putting his hand to his pocket, and missing his handker- chief, turned sharp round. Seeing the boy scudding away at such a rapid pace, he very naturally concluded him to be the depredator, and, shouting "Stop thief!" with all his might, made off after him, book in hand. But the old gentleman was not the only person who raised the hue and cry. The Dodger and Master Bates, unwilling to attract public attention by running down the open street, had merely retired into the very first doorway round the corner. They no sooner heard the cry, and saw Oliver running, than, guessing exactly how the matter stood, they issued forth with great promptitude, and, shouting "Stop thief!" too, joined in the pursuit like good citizens. Although Oliver had been brought up 'by philosophers, he was not theoretically acquainted with their beautiful axiom that self-preservation is the first law of nature. If he had been, perhaps he would have been prepared for this. Not being pre- pared, however, it alarmed him the more ; so away he went like the wind, with the old gentleman and the two boys roaring and shouting behind him. " Stop tliief ! stop thief!" There is a magic in the sound. The tradesman leaves his counter, and the carman his wagon; the butcher throws down his tray, the baker his basket, the milkman his pail, the errand-boy his parcels, the ^o Wqf . OTUM^ fj^^^ ' i c/7/^a/c'a a/i ^//(^-I^^p^/c/'c' >:ress. Mr. Fang was consequently not a ittle indignant to see an unbidden guest onter in stt^^ irrevereiit'disorder. "What is this? Who is this? Turn this man out. Clear the office," cried Mr. Fang. " I will speak," cried the man ; " I will not be turned out, — I saw it all. I keep the book-stall. I demand to be sworn. I will not be put down. Mr. Fang, you must hear me. You dare not refuse, sir." The man was right. His manner was bold and determined, and the matter was growing rather too serious to be hushed up. " Swear the fellow," growled Fang with a very ill grace. " Now, man, what have you got to say ?" "This," said the man: "I saw three boys — two others and the prisoner here — loitering on the opposite side of the way, when this gentleman was reading. The robbery was committed by another boy. I saw it done, and I saw that this boy waa perfectly amazed and stupified by it." Having by this time recovered a little breath, the worthy book-stall keeper pro- ceeded to relate in a more coherent man- ner the exact circumstances of the rob- bery. " Why didn't you come here before V* said Fang after a pause. " I hadn't a soul to mind the shop," re- plied the man; "everybody that could have helped me had joined in the pursuit. I could get nobody till five minutes ago, and I 've run here all the way." " The prosecutor was reading, was he 1" inquired Fang, after another pause. " Yes," replied the man, " the very book he has got in his hand." » Oh, that book, eh ?" said Fang. " Is it paid for?" " No, it is not," replied the man, with a smile. " Dear me, I forgot all about it !" ex- claimed the absent old gentleman, inno- cently. "A nice person to prefer a charge against a poor boy!" said Fang, with a comical effort to look humane. " I consi- der, sir, that you have obtained possession of that book under very suspicious and disreputable circumstances, and you may think yourself very fortunate that the own- er of the property declines to prosecute. Let this be a lesson to you, my man, or the law will overtake you yet. The boy is discharged. Clear the office !" "D — me!" cried the old gentleman, bursting out with the rage he had kept down so long, " D — me ! I '11 " "Clear the office!" roared the magis- trate. "Officers, do you hear^ Clear the office !" OLIVER TWIST. 49 Tlie mandate was obeyed, and the in- dig-nant Mr. Brownlow was conveyed out, with the book in one hand, and the bam- boo cane in the other, in a perfect phrenzy of rage and defiance. He reached the yard, and it vanished in a moment. Little Oliver Twist lay on his back on the pavement, with his shirt unbuttoned, and his temples bathed with water : his face a deadly white, and a cold tremble convulsing his whole frame. " Poor boy, poor boy !" said Mr. Brown- low, bending over him. " Call a coach, somebody, pray, directly !" A coach was obtained, and Oliver, hav- ing been carefully laid on one seat, the old gentleman got in and eat himself on. the other. " May I accompany you V said the book- stall keeper, looking in. " Bless me, yes, my dear friend," said Mr. Brownlow, quickly. " I tbrpot you. Dear, dear! I've got this unhappy book still. Jump in. Poor fellow ! there 's no time to lose." The book-stall keeper got into the coach, and away they drove. CHAPTER THE TWELFTH. Al which Oliver is taken better CHre of than he ever was before, with some particulars conceining a certain picture. The coach rattled away down Mount Pleasant and up Exmouth-street, — over nearly the same ground as that which Oliver had traversed when he first enter- ed London in company with the Dodger, — and, turning a different way when it reached the Angel at Islington, stopped at length before a neat house in a quiet shady street near Pentonville. Here a bed was procured without loss of time, in which Mr. Brownlow saw his young charge carefully and comfortably deposit- ed ; and here he was attended with a kindness and solicitude which knew no bounds. But for many days Oliver remained in- sensible to all the goodness of liis new friends ; the sun rose and sunk, and rose and sunk again, and many times after that, and still the boy lay stretched upon his uneasy bed, dwindling away beneath the dry and wasting heat of fever, — that heat which, like the subtle acid that gnaws into the very heart of hardest iron, bums only to corrode and to destroy. The worm does not his work more surely on the dead 5 G body, than does this slow, creeping fire upon the living frame. Weak, and thin, and pallid, he awoke at last from what seemed to have been a long and troubled dream. Feebly raising himself in the bed, with his head resting on his trembling arm, he looked anxiously round. "What room is this? — where have I been brought tol" said Oliver. "This is not the place I went to sleep in." He uttered these words in a feeble voice, being very faint and weak ; but they were overheard at once, for the curtain at the bed's head was hastily drawn back, and a motherly old lady, very neatly and pre- cisely dressed, rose as she undrew it, from an arm-chair close by, in which she had been sitting at needle-work. " Hush, my dear," said the old lady softly. " You must be very quiet, or you will be ill again, and you have been very bad, — as bad as bad could be, pretty nigh. Lie down again, there's a dear." With these words the old lady very gently placed Oliver's head upon the pillow, and, smoothing back his hair firom his forehead, looked so kindly and lovingly in his face, that lie could not help placing his little withered hand upon hers, and drawing it round his neck. " Save us !" said the old lady, with tears in her eyes, " what a grateful little dear it is. Pretty creetur, what would his mother feel if she had sat by him as I have, and could see him now !" " Perhaps she does see me," whispered Oliver, folding his hands together ; " per- haps she has sat by me, ma'am, I almost feel as if she had." "That was the fever, my dear," said the old lady mildly, "I suppose it was," replied Oliver thoughtfully, " because Heaven is a long way ofl^, and they are too happy there, to come down to the bedside of a poor boy. But if she knew I was ill, she must have pitied me even there, for she was very ill herself before she died. She can't know anything about me though," added Oliver after a moment's silence, " for if she had seen me heat, it would have made her sorrow- ful ; and her face has always looked sweet and happy when I have dreamt of her." The old lady made no reply to this, but wiping her eyes first, and her spectacles, which lay on the counterpane, afterwards, as if they were part and parcel of those features, brought some cool stuft' for 01 i ver to drink, and then, patting him on the cheek, told him he must lie very quiet, or he would be ill ajrain. 50 OLIVER TWIST. So Oliver kept very still, partly because he was anxious to obey the kind old lady in all things, and partly, to tell the truth, because he was completely exhausted with what he had already said. He soon fell into a gentle doze, from which he was awakened by the light of a candle, which. Doing brought near the bed, showed him a gentleman, a very large and loud-tick- ing gold watch in his hand, wlio felt his pulse, and said he was a great deal better. " You are a great deal better, are you not, my dear ]" said the gentleman. " Yes, thank you, sir," replied Oliver. " Yes, I know you are," said the gen- tleman: "you're hungry too, an't you?" "]No, sir," answered Oliver. " Hem !" said the gentleman. " No, I know you 're not. He is not hungry, Mrs. Bedwin," said the gentleman, looking very wise. The old lady made a respectful inclina- tion of the head, which seemed to say that she thought the doctor was a very clever man. The doctor appeared very much of the same opinion himself. " You feel sleepy, don't you, my dear 7" said the doctor. " No, sir," replied Oliver. "No," said the doctor with a very shrewd and satisfied look. "You're not sleepy. Nor thirsty, are you 7" "Yes, sir, rather thirsty," answered Oliver. "Just as I expected, Mrs. Bedwin," said the doctor. "It's very natural that he should be thirsty — perfectly natural. You may give him a little tea, ma'am, and some dry toast without any butter. Don't keep him too warm, ma'am ; but be care- ful that you don't let him be too cold ; will you have the goodness ?" The old lady dropped a curtsey; and the doctor, after tasting the cool stuff, and expressing a qualified approval thereof; hurried away: his boots creaking in a very important and wealthy manner as he went down stairs. Oliver dozed off again soon after this, and when he awoke it was nearly twelve o'clock. The old lady tenderly bade him good-night shortly afterwards, and left him in charge of a fat old woman who had just come, bringing with her in a little bundle a small Prayer Book and a large nightcap. Putting the latter on her head, and the former on the table, the old woman, after telling Oliver that she had come to sit up with him, drew her chair close to the fire and went off into a series of short naps, chequered at frequent intervals with sun- dry tumblings forward and divers moans and chokings, which, however, had no worse effect than causing her to rub her nose very hard, and then fall asleep again. And thus the night crept slowly on. Oliver lay awake for some time, counting the little circles of light which the reflec- tion of the rushlight-shade threw upon the ceiling, or tracing with his languid eyes the intricate pattern of the paper on the wall. The darkness and deep stillness of the room were very solemn; and as they brought into the boy's mind the thought that Death had been hovering there for many days and nights, and might yet fill it with the gloom and dread of his awful presence, he turned his face upon the pillow and fervently prayed to Hea- ven. Gradually he fell into that deep tranquil sleep which ease from recent suffering alone imparts ; that calm and peaceful rest which it is pain to wake from. Who, if this were death, would be roused again to all the struggles and turmoils of life — to all its cares for the present, its anxieties for the fijture, and, more than all, its weary recollections of the past ! It had been bright day for hours when Oliver opened his eyes ; and when he did so, he felt cheerful and happy. The crisis of the disease was safely past, and he be- longed to the world again. In three days' time he was able to sit in an easy-chair well propped up with pil- lows; and, as he was still too weak to walk, Mrs. Bedwin had him carried down stairs into the little housekeeper's room, which belonged to her, where, having sat him up by the fireside, the good old lady sat herself down too, and, being in a state of considerable delight at seeing him so much better, forthwith began to cry most violently. " Never mind me, my dear," said the old lady; "I'm only having a regular good cry. There, it 's all over now, and I 'm quite comfortable." " You 're very kind to me, ma'am," said Oliver. " Well, never you mind that, my dear," said the old lady; "tliat's got nothing to do with your broth, and it's full time you had it, for the doctor says Mr. Brownlow may come in to see you this morning, and we must get up our best looks, because the better we look the more he'll be pleased." And with this, the old lady applied herself to warmmg up in a little saucepan a basin full of broth strong enough to furnish an ample dinner when ■^^/^iyY'^y yU^m^-?^/?^ Ac-y^l ^i?/?/''^^^ much better thing to be a bookseller i upon which the old gentleman laughed heartily, and declared he had said a very good thing, which Oliver felt glad to have done, though he by no means knew what it was. " Well, well," said the old gentleman, composing his features, " don't be afraid ; we won't make an author of you, while there's an honest trade to be learnt, or brick-making to turn to." . " Thank you, sir," said Oliver ; and at the earnest manner of his reply the old gentleman laughed again, and said some- thing about a curious instinct, which Oli- ver, not understanding, paid no very great attention to. " Now," said Mr. Brownlow, speaking if possible in a kinder, but at the same time in a much more serious manner than Oliver had ever heard him speak in yet, " I want you to pay great attention, my boy, to what I am going to say. I shall talk to you without any reserve, because I am sure you are as well able to under- stand me as many older persons would be." " Oh, don't tell me you are going to send me away, sir, pray !" exclaimed Oli- ver, alarmed by the serious tone of the old gentleman's commencement ; " don't turn me out of doors to wander in the streets again. Let me stay here and be a servant. Don't send me back to the wretched place I came from. Have mercy upon a poor boy, sir ; do !" " My dear child," said the old gentle- man, moved by the warmth of Oliver's sudden appeal, "you need not be afraid of my deserting you, unless you give me cause." "I never, never will, sir," interposed Oliver. " I hope not," rejoined the old gentle- man ; " I do not think you ever will. I have been deceived before, in the ob- jects whom I have endeavoured to bene- fit; but I feel strongly disposed to trust you, nevertheless, and more strongly in terested in your behalf than I can well account for, even to myself The persons on whom I have bestowed my dearest love lie deep in their graves; but, although the happiness and delight of my life lie buried there too, I liave not made a coffin of my heart, and sealed it up for ever on my best affections. Deep afiliction has only made them stronger; it ought, I think, for it should refine our nature." As the old gentleman said this in a low voice, more to himself than to his com- panion, and remained silent for a short time OLIVER TWIST. 59 afterwards, Oliver sat quite still, almost afraid to breathe. " Well, well," said the old gentleman at length in a more cheerful voice, " I on- ly say this because you have a young heart ; and knowing that I have suffered great pain and sorrow, you will be more careful, perhaps, not to wound me again. You say you are an orphan, without a friend in the world ; and all the inquiries I have been able to make confirm the statement. Let me hear your story ; where you came from, who brought you up, and how you got into the company in which I found you. Speak the truth ; and if I find you have committed no crime, you will never be friendless while I live." Oliver's sobs quite checked his utter- ance for some minutes; and just when he was on the point of beginning to relate how he had been brought up at the farm, and carried to the workhouse by Mr. Bum- ble, a peculiarly impatient little double- knock was heard at the street-door, and the servant running up stairs, announced Mr. Grimwig. "Is he coming upl" inquired Mr. Brownlow. " Yes, sir," replied the servant. " He asked if there were any muffins in the house, and, when I told him yes, he said he had come to tea." Mr. Brownlow smiled, and, turning to Oliver, said Mr. Grimwig was an old friend of his, and he must not mind his being a little rough in his manners, for he was a worthy creature at bottom, as he had reason to know. " Shall I go down stairs, sirl" inquired Oliver. " No," replied Mr. Brownlow ; " I would rather you stopped here." At this moment there walked into the room, supporting himself by a thick stick, a stout old gentleman, rather lame in one leg, who was dressed in a blue coat, striped waistcoat, nankeen breeches and gaiters, and a broad-brimmed white hat, with the sides turned up with green. A very small- plated shirt-frill stuck out fi-om his waist- coat, and a very long steel watch-chain, with nothing but a key at the end, daitgled loosely below it. The ends of his white neckerchief were twisted into a ball about the size of an orange ; — the variety of shapes into which his countenance was twisted defy description. He had a man- ner of screwing his head round on one side when he spoke, and looking out of the corners of his eyes at the same time, which irresistibly reminded the beholder of a parrot. In this attitude he fixed him- self the moment he made his appearance; and, holding out a small piece of orange- peel at arm's length, exclaimed in a growl ing, discontented voice, " Look here ! do you see this 1 Isn't it a most wonderful and extraordinary thing that I can't call at a man's house but I find a piece of this cursed poor- surgeon' s-friend on the staircase ] I 've been lamed with orange-peel once, and I know orange-peel will be my death at last. It will, sir ; orange-peel will be my death, or I '11 be content to eat my own head, sir !" This was the handsome offer with which Mr. Grimwig backed and confirmed nearly every assertion that he made ; and it was the more singular in his case, because, even admitting, for the sake of argument, the possibility of sci- entific improvements being ever brought to that pass which will enable a gentle- man to eat his own head in the event of his being so disposed, Mr. Grimwig's head was such a particularly large one, that the most sanguine man alive could hardly entertain a hope of being able to get through it at a sitting, to put entirely out of the question a very thick coating of powder. " I '11 eat my head, sir," repeated Mr. Grimwig, striking his stick upon the ground. " Hallo ! what 's that ]" he added looking at Oliver, and retreating a pace or two. "This is young Oliver Twist, whom we were speaking about," said Mr. Brown- low. Oliver bowed. " You don't mean to say that's the boy that had the fever, I hopel" said Mr. Grimwig, recoiling a little further. " Wait a minute, don't speak : stop — " continued Mr. Grimwig abruptly, losing all dread of the fever in his triumph at the discovery . " that 's the boy that had the orange ! If that 's not the boy, sir, that had the orange, and threw this bit of peel upon the stair- case, I '11 eat my head and his too." "No, no, he has not had one," said Mr. Brownlow, laughing. "Come, put down your hat, and speak to my young friend." "I feel strongly on this subject, sir," said the irritable old gentleman, drawing off his gloves. "There's always more or less orange-peel on the pavement in our street, and I know it 's put there by the surgeon's boy at the corner. A young woman stumbled over a bit last night, and fell against my garden railings ; directly she got up I saw her look towards his infernal red lamp with the pantomime- 60 OLIVER TWIST. light. 'Don't go to him,' I called out of the window, 'he's an assassin, — a man- trap !' So he is. If he is not " Here the irascible old gentleman gave a great knock on the ground with his stick, which was always understood by his friends to im- ply the customary ofter whenever it was not expressed in words. Then, still keeping his stick in his hand, he sat down, and, open- ing a double eye-glass which he wore attached to a broad black riband, took a view of Oliver, who, seeing that he was the object of inspection, coloured, and bowed again. " That 's the boy, is it 1" said Mr. Grim- wig at length. " That is the boy," replied Mr. Brown- low, nodding good-humou redly to Oliver. " How are you, boy 1" said Mr. Grim- wig. " A great deal better, thank you, sir," replied Oliver. Mr. Brownlow, seeming to apprehend that his singular friend was about to say something disagreeable, asked Oliver to step down stairs, and tell Mrs. Bedwin they were ready for tea, which, as he did not half like the visitor's manner, he was very happy to do. " He is a nice-looking boy, is he not ?" inquired Mr. Brownlow. " I don't know," replied Grimwig pet- tishly. " Don't know 1" " No, I don't know. I never see any difference in boys. I only know two sorts of boys, — mealy boys, and beeffaced boys. "And which is Oliver]" " Mealy. I know a friend who 's got a beef-faced boy ; a fine boy they call him, with a round head, and red cheeks, and glaring eyes ; a horrid boy, with a body and Hmbs that appear to be swelling out of the seams of his blue clothes — with the voice of a pilot, and the appetite of a wolf. I know him, the wretch !" " Come," said Mr. Brownlow, " these are not the characteristics of young Oliver Twist ; so he needn't excite your wrath." " They are rot," replied Grimwig. " He may have worse." Here Mr. Brownlow coughed impa- tiently, which appeared to afford Mr. Grimwig the most exquisite delight. " He may have worse, I say," repeated Mr. Grimwig. "Where does he come from ] Who is he "! What is he 1 He has had a fever — w.iat of that 1 Fevers are not peculiar to good people, are they 1 Bad people have fevers sometimes, haven't they, eh ] I knew a man that was hung in Jamaica for murdering his master ; he had had a fever six times ; he wasn't re- commended to mercy on that account. Pooh ! nonsense !" Now, the fact was, that, in the inmost recesses of his own heart, Mr. Grimwig was strongly disposed to admit that Oli- ver's appearance and manner were unu- sually prepossessing, but he had a strong appetite for contradiction, sharpened on this occasion by the finding of the orange peel ; and inwardly determining that no man should dictate to him whether a boy was well looking or not, he had resolved from the first to oppose his friend. When Mr. Brownlow admitted that on no one point of inquiry could he yet return any satisfactory answer, and that he had post- poned any investigation into Oliver's pre- vious history until he thought the boy was strong enough to bear it, Mr. Grimwig chuckled maliciously, and demanded, with a sneer, whether the housekeeper was in the habit of counting the plate at night ; because, if she didn't find a table-spoon or two missing some sunshiny morning, why, he would be content to , et cetera. All this Mr. Brownlow, although him- self somewhat of an impetuous gentleman, knowing his friend's peculiarities, bore with great good humour; and as Mr. Grimwig, at tea, was graciously pleased to express his entire approval of the muf- fins, matters went on very smoothly, and Oliver, who made one of the party, began to feel more at his ease than he had yet done in the fierce old gentleman's pres- ence. " And when are you going to hear a full, true, and particular account of the life and adventures of Oliver Twist 1" asked Grimwig of Mr. Brownlow, at the conclusion of the meal : looking sideways at Oliver as he resumed the subject. " To-morrow morning," replied Mr. Brownlow. " I would rather he was alone with me at the time. Come up to me to- morrow morning at ten o'clock, my dear." " Yes, sir," replied Oliver. He answer- ed with some hesitation, because he was confnsed by Mr. Grim wig's looking so hard at him. "I'll tell you what," whispered that gentleman to Mr. Brownlow; "he won't come up to you to-morrow morning. I saw him hesitate. He is deceiving you, my dear friend." "I'll swear he is not," replied Mr. Brownlow, warmly. "If he is not," said Mr. Grimwig, "I'll " and down went the stick. OLIVER TWIST. 61 " I '11 answer for that boy's truth with my life," said Mr. Brownlow, knocking the table. " And I for his falsehood with my head," rejoined Mr. Grim wig, knocking the table also. " We shall see," said Mr. Brownlow, checking his rising passion. " We will," replied Mr. Grimwig, with a provoking smile ; " we will." As fate would have it, Mrs. Bedwin chanced to bring in at this moment a small parcel of books which Mr. Brownlow had that morning purchased of the identical book-stall keeper who has already figured in this history ; which having laid on the table, she prepared to leave the room. " Stop the boy, Mrs. Bedwin," said Mr. Brownlow ; " there is something to go back." " He has gone, sir," replied Mrs. Bed- W 11. '* Call after him," said Mr. Brownlow ; " I's particular. He's a poor man, and tJ ey are not paid for. There are some b oks to be taken back, too." The street-door was opened. Oliver 1 Ji one way, and the girl another, and 1 Irs. Bedwin stood on the step and scream- *d for the boy ; but there was no boy in oight, and both Oliver and the girl return- ed in a breathless state to report that there were no tidings of him. " Dear me, I am very sorry for that," exclaimed Mr. Brownlow ; " I particularly wished those books to be returned to- night" "Send Oliver with them," said Mr. Grimwig, with an ironical smile; "he will be sure to deliver them safely, you know." " Yes ; do let me take them, if you please, sir," said Oliver; "I'll run all the way, sir." The old gentleman was just going to say that Oliver should not go out on any account, when a most malicious cough from Mr. Grimwig determined him that he should, and by his prompt discharge of the commission prove to him the injustice of his suspicions, on this head at least, at once. " You shall go, my dear," said the old gentleman. "The books are on a chair by my table. Fetch them down." Oliver, delighted to be of use, brought down the books under his arm in a great bustle, and waited, cap in hand, to hear what message he was to take. " You are to say," said Mr. Brownlow, glancing steadily at Grimwig, — " You are to say that you have brought those books back, and that you have come to pay the four pound ten I owe him. This is a five- pound note, so you will have to bring me back ten shillings change." " I won't be ten minutes, sir," replied Oliver eagerly ; and, having buttoned up the bank-note in his jacket-pocket, and placed the books carefully under his arm, he made a respectful bow, and left the room. Mrs. Bedwin followed him to the street-door, giving him many directions about the nearest way, and the name of the bookseller, and the name of the street, all of which Oliver said he clearly under- stood; and, having superadded many in- junctions to be sure and not take cold, the careful old lady at length permitted him to depart " Bless his sweet face !" said the old lady, looking after him. " I can't bear, somehow, to let him go out of my sight." At this moment Oliver looked gaily round, and nodded before he turned the corner. The old lady smilingly returned his salutation, and, closing the door, went back to her own room. " Let me see ; he '11 be back in twenty minutes, at the longest," said Mr. Brown- low, pulling out his watch, and placing it on the table. "It will be dark by that time." " Oh ! you really expect him to come back, do you ]" inquired Mr. Grimwig. " Don't you 1" asked Mr. Brownlow, smiling. The spirit of contradiction was strong in Mr. Grimwig's breast at the moment, and it was rendered stronger by hie friend's confident smile. " No," he said, smiting the table with his fist, "I do not The boy has got a new suit of clothes on his back, a set of valuable books under his arm, and a five- pound note in his pocket; he'll join hia old friends the thieves, and laugh at you. If ever that boy returns to this house, sir, I '11 eat my head." With these words he drew his chaii' closer to the table, and there the two friends sat in silent expectation, with the watch between them. It is worthy of re- mark, as illustrating the importance we attach to our own judgments, and the pride with which we put forth our most rash and hasty conclusions, that, although Mi. Grimwig was not a bad-hearted man, and would hiave been unfeignedly sorry to see his respected friend duped and deceived, he really did most earnestly and strongly hope at that moment that Oliver Twist might not come back. Of such contra- dictions is human nature made up : 62 OLIVER TWIST. It grew so dark that the figures on the dial were scarcely discernible ; but there the two old gentlemen continued to sit in silence, with the watch between them. CHAPTER the: FIFTEENTH. Showing how very fond of Oliver Twist, the merry old Jew and Miss Nancy were. If it did not come strictly within the scope and bearing of my long-considered intentions and plans regarding this prose epic (for such I mean it to be,) to leave the two old gentlemen sitting with the watch between them long after it grew too dark to see it, and both doubting Oli- ver's return, the one in triumph, and the other in sorrow, I might take occasion to entertain the reader with many wise re- flections on the obvious impolicy of ever attempting to do good to our fellow-crea- tures where there is no hope of earthly reward ; or rather on the strict policy of betraying some slight degree of charity or sympathy in one particularly unpromis- ing case, and then abandoning such weak- nesses for ever. I am aware that, in ad- vising even this slight dereliction from the paths of prudence and worldliness, I lay myself open to the censure of many excellent and respectable persons, who have long walked therein ! but I venture to contend, nevertheless, that the advan- tages of the proceeding are manifold and lasting. As thus : if the object selected should happen most unexpectedly to turn out well, and to thrive and amend upon the assistance you have afforded him, he will, in pure gratitude and fulness of heart, laud your goodness to the skies; your character will be thus established, and you will pass through the world as a most estimable person, who does a vast deal of good in secret, not one-twentieth part of which will ever see the light. If, on the contrary, his bad character become notorious, and his profligacy a by-word, you place yourself in the excellent posi- tion of ha\ ing attempted to bestow relief most disinterestedly ; of having become misanthropical in consequence of the treachery of its object ; and of having made a rash and solemn vow, (which no one regrets more than yourself,) never to nelp or relieve any man, woman, or child, again, lest you should be similarly de- Ctiived. I know a great number of per- sons in both situations at this moment, and I can safely assert that they are the most generally respected and esteemed of any in the whole circle of my acquaintance. But, as Mr. Brownlow was not one of these : as he obstinately persevered in do- ing good for its own sake, and the grati« fication of heart it yielded him ; as no failure dispirited him, and no ingratitude in individual cases tempted him to wreak his vengeance on the whole human race, I shall not enter into any such digression in this place : and, if this be not a suffi- cient reason for this determination, I have a better, and, indeed, a wholly unanswer- able one, already stated ; which is, that it forms no part of my origmal intention sc to do. In the obscure parlour of a low public- house, situate in the filthiest part of Little Saffron-Hill, — a dark and gloomy den, where a flaring gas-light burnt all day in the winter-time, and where no ray of sun ever shone in the summer, — there sat, brooding over a little pewter measure and a small glass, strongly impregnated with the smell of liquor, a man in a velveteen coat, drab shorts, half-boots, and stockings, whom, even by that dim light, no expe- rienced agent of police would have hesi- tated for one instant to recognise as Mr. William Sikes. At his feet sat a white- coated, red-eyed dog, who occupied him- self alternately in winking at his master with both eyes at the same time, and in licking a large, fresh cut on one side of his mouth, which appeared to be the re- sult of some recent conflict. " Keep quiet, you warmint ! keep quiet !" said Mr. Sikes, suddenly breaking silence. Whether his meditations were so intense as to be disturbed by the dog's winking, or whether his feelings were so wrought upon by his reflections that they required all the relief derivable from kicking an unoffending animal to allay them, is matter for argument and consid- eration. Whatever was the cause, the effect was a kick and a curse bestowed upon the dog simultaneously. Dogs are not generally apt to revenge injuries inflicted upon them by their mas- ters ; but Mr. Sikes's dog, having faults of temper in common with his owner, and labouring perhaps, at this moment, under a povverfiil sense of injury, made no more ado but at once fixed his teeth in one of the half-boots, and, having given it a good hearty shake, retired, growling, under a form : thereby just escaping the pewter measure which Mr. Sikes levelled at his head. " You would, would you !" said Sikes, seizing the poker in one hand, and de- OLIVER TWIST. 63 liberately opening with tlie other a large clasp-knife, which he drew from his pocket. " Come here, -you bom devil ! Come here ! D'ye hear]" The dog no doubt heard, because Mr. Sikes spoke in the very harshest key of a very harsh voice; but, appearing to en- tertain some unaccountable objection to having his throat cut, he remained where he was, and growled more fiercely than before, at the same time grasping the end of the poker between his teeth, and biting at it like a wild beast. This resistance only infuriated Mr. Sikes the more; so, dropping upon his knees, he began to assail the animal most furiously. The dog jumped from right to left, and from left to right, snapping, growling, and barking ; the man thrust and swore, and struck and blasphemed; and the struggle was reaching a most critical point for one or other, when, the door suddenly opening, the dog darted out, leaving Bill Sikes with the poker and the clasp-knife in his hands. There must always be two parties to a quarrel, says the old adage ; and Mr. Sikes, being disappointed of tlie dog's presence, at once transferred the quarrel to the new-comer. " What the devil do you come in be- tween me and my dog fori" said Sikes with a fierce gesture. " I didn't know, my dear, I didn't know," replied Fagin humbly — for the Jew was the new-comer. " Didn't know, you white-livered thief!" growled Sikes. " Couldn't you hear the noise 1" "Not a sound of it, as I'm a living man. Bill," replied the Jew. " Oh no, you hear nothing, you don't," retorted Sikes with a fierce sneer, " sneak- ing in and out, so as nobody hears how you come or go. I wish you had been the dog, Fagin, half a minute ago." " Why "!" inquired the Jew, with a forced smile. " 'Cause the government, as cares for the lives of such men as you, as haven't half the pluck of curs, lets a man kill his dog how he likes," replied Sikes, shutting the knife up with a very expressive look ; " that 's why." The Jew rubbed his hands, and, sitting down at the table, affected to laugh at the pleasantry of his friend, — obviously very ill at his ease, however. " Grin away," said Sikes, replacing the poker, and surveying him with savage contempt ; " grin away. You '11 never have the laugh at me, though, unless it 's behind a night-cap. I 've got the upper hand over you, Fagin ; and, d — me, I '11 keep it. There. If I go, you go; so take care of me." " Well, well, my dear," said the Jew, I know all that ; we — we — have a mutual interest, Bill, — a mutual interest." " Humph !" said Sikes, as if he thought tlie interest lay rather more on the Jew's side than on his. " Well, what have you got to say to me 1" " It 's all passed safe through the melt- ing-pot," replied Fagin, " and this is your share. It 's rather more than it ought to be, my dear ; but as I know you '11 do me a good turn another time, and " " Stow that gammon," interposed the robber impatiently. "Where is it 1 Hand over !" " Yes, yes. Bill ; give me time, give me time," replied the Jew soothingly. " Here it is — all safe." As he spoke, he drew forth an old cotton handkerchief from his breast, and untying a large knot in one corner, produced a small brown- paper packet, wliich Sikes snatching from him, hastily opened, and proceeded to count the sovereigns it contained. "This is all, is it 3" inquired Sikes. " All," replied the Jew. " You haven't opened the parcel and swallowed one or two as you come along, have you"!" inquired Sikes suspiciously. " Don't put on a injured look at the ques- tion ; you 've done it many a time. Jerk the tinkler." These words, in plain English, convey- ed an injunction to ring the bell. It was answered by another Jew, younger than Fagin, but nearly as vUe and repulsive in appearance. Bill Sikes merely pointed to the empty measure, and the Jew, perfectly under- standing the hint, retired to fill it, pre- viously exchanging a remarkable look with Fagin, who raised his eyes for an instant as if in expectation of it, and shook his head in reply so slightly that the ac- tion would have been almost impercepti- ble to a third person. It was lost upon Sikes, who was stooping at the moment to tie the boot-lace which the dog had torn. Possibly if he had observed the brief interchange of signals, ht, might have thought that it boded no good to him. "Is anybody here, Barney]" inquired Fagin, speaking — now that Sikes was looking on — without raising his eyes from the ground. " Dot a shoul," replied Barney, whose words, whether they came from the heart or not, made their way through the nose 64 OLIVER TWIST. "Nobody'?" inquired Fagin in a tone of surprise, which perhaps might mean that Barney was at liberty to tell the truth. " Dobody but Biss Dadsy," replied Bar- ney. " Miss Nancy !" exclaimed Sikes. "Where"! Strike me blind, if I don't honour that 'ere gurl for her native ta- lents." " She 's bid havid a plate of boiled beef id the bar," replied Barney. " Send her here," said Sikes, pouring out a glass of liquor ; " send her here." Barney looked timidly at Fagin, as if for permission ; the Jew remaining silent, and not lifting his eyes from the ground, he retired, and presently returned usher- ing in Miss Nancy, who was decorated with the bonnet, apron, basket, and street- door key complete. " You are on the scent, are you, Nan- cy 1" inquired Sikes, proffering the glass. " Yes, I am. Bill," replied the young lady, disposing of its contents ; " and tired enough of it I am, too. The young brat 's been ill and confined to the crib; and " " Ah, Nancy, dear !" said Fagin, look- ing up. Now, whether a peculiar contraction of the Jew's red eyebrows, and a half- closing of his deeply-set eyes, warned Miss Nancy that she was disposed to be too communicative, is not a matter of much importance. The fact is all we need care for here ; and the fact is, that she suddenly checked herself, and, with several gracious smiles upon Mr. Sikes, turned the conversation to other matters. In about ten mirmtes' time, Mr. Fagin was seized with a fit of coughing, upon which Miss Nancy pulled her shawl over her shoulders, and declared it was time to go. Mr. Sikes, finding that he was walking a short part of her way himself, expressed his intention of accompanying her: and they went away together, fol- lowed at a little distance by the dog, who slunk out of a back-yard as soon as his master was out of sight. The Jew thrust his head out of the room door when Sikes had left, looked after him as he walked up the dark passage, shook his clenched fist, muttered a deep curse, and then with a horrible grin reseated Jiimself at the table, where he was soon deeply absorbed in the interesting pages of the Hue and Cry. Meanwhile Oliver Twist, little dream- ing that he was witnm so very short a dis- tance of the merry old gentleman, was on his way to the book-stall. When he got into Clerkenwell he accidentally turned down a by-street which was not exactly in his way ; but not discovering his mistake till he had got half-way down it, and knowing it must lead in the right direction, he did not think it worth while to turn back, and so marched on as quickly as he could, with the books under his arm. He was walking along, thinking how happy and contented he ought to feel, and how much he would give for only one look at poor little Dick, who, starved and beat- en, might be lying dead at that very mo- ment, when he was startled by a young woman screaming out very loud, " Oh, my dear brother !" and he had hardly looked up to see what the matter was, when he was stopped by having a pair of arms thrown tight round his neck. " Don't !" cried Oliver, struggling. " Let go of me. Who is it 1 What are you stopping me for ]" The only reply to this, was a great number of loud lamentations from the young woman who had embraced him, and who had got a little basket and a street- door key in her hand. " Oh my gracious !" said the young wo- man, " I 've found him ! Oh, Oliver ! Oli- ver ! Oh, you naughty boy, to make me suffer such distress on your account ! Come home, dear, come. Oh, I 've found him. Thank gracious goodness heavins, I 've found him !" With these incoherent exclamations the young woman burst into another fit of crying, and got so dreadfully hysterical, that a couple of women who came up at the moment asked a butcher's boy, with a shiny head of hair anointed with suet, who was also looking on, whe- ther he didn't think he had better run for the doctor. To which the butcher's boy, who appeared of a lounging, not to say in- dolent disposition, replied that he thought not, "Oh, no, no, never mind," said the young woman, grasping Oliver's hand ; " I 'm better now. Come home directly, you cruel boy, come." " What 's the matter, ma'am 1" inqui- red one of the women. " Oh, ma'am," replied the young wo- man, " he ran away near a month ago from his parents, who are hard-working and respectable people, and joined a set of thieves and bad characters, and almost broke his mother's heart" " Young wretch !" said one woman. "Go home, do, you little brute," said the other. " I 'm not," replied Oliver, greatly alarmed. " I don't know her. I haven't / //y-y (//^////Ur/^ Oj^ //^y ^^'rr://r//y//^^^ OLIVER TWIST. 65 fot any sister, or father and mother either. 'm an orphan; I live at Pentonville." " Oh, only hear him, how he braves it out !" cried the young woman. " Why, it 's Nancy !" exclaimed Oli- ver, who now saw her face for the first time, and started back in irrepressible astonishment. " You see he knows mc," cried Nancy, appealing to the bystanders. " He can't help himself. Make him come home, there 's good people, or he '11 kill his dear mother and father, and break my heart !" " What the devil 's this ]" said a man bursting out of a beer-shop, with a white dog at his heels ; " young Oliver ! Come home to your poor mother, you young dog ! come home directly." . " I don't belong to them. I don't know them. Help ! help !" cried Oliver, strug- gling in the man's powerful grasp. "Help!" repeated the man. "Yes; I '11 help you, you young rascal ! What books are these 1 You 've been a steal- ing 'em, have youl Give 'em here!" With these words the man tore the vol- umes from his grasp, and struck him vio- lently on the head. " That 's right !" cried a looker-on, from a garret window. " That's the only way of bringing him to his senses !" " To be sure," cried a sleepy-faced car- penter, casting an approving look at the garret-window. " It 'U do him good !" said the two wo- men. " And he shall have it, too !" rejoined the man, administering another blow, and seizing Oliver by the collar. " Come on, you young villain ! Here, Bull's-eye, mind him, boy ! mind him !" Weak with recent illness, stupified by the blows and the suddenness of the at- tack, terrified by the fierce growling of the dog and the brutality of the man, and overpowered by the conviction of the by- standers that he was really the hardened little wretch he was described to be, what could one poor child do "? Darkness had set in ; it was a low neighbourhood ; no help was near ; resistance was useless. In another moment he was dragged into a labyrinth of dark, narrow courts, and forced along them at a pace which ren- dered the few cries he dared give utter- ance to, wholly unintelligible. It was of little moment, indeed, whether they were intelligible or not, for there was nobody to care for them had they been ever so plain. 9» :|c !|c 4: 4t iit ITie gas-lamps were lighted ; Mrs. Bed- 6* I win was waiting anxiously at the open door ; the servant had run up the street twenty times, to see if there were any traces of Oliver ; and still the two old gentlemen sat perseveringly in the dark parlour, with the watch between them. CHAPTER THE SIXTEENTH Relates what became of Oliver Twist, after he had been claimed by Nancy. The narrow streets and courts at length terminated in a large open space, scat- tered about which, were pens for beasts, and other indications of a cattle-market. Sikes slackened his pace when they reach- ed this spot, the girl being unable to sup- port any longer the rapid rate at which they had hitherto walked; and, turning to Oliver, commanded him roughly to take hold of Nancy's hand. " Do you hear V growled Sikes, as Oli- ver hesitated, and looked round. They were in a dark corner, quite out of the track of passengers, and Oliver saw but too plainly that resistance would be of no avail. He held out his hand, which Nancy clasped tight in hers. "Give me the other," said Sikes, seiz- ing Oliver's unoccupied hand. "Here, Bull's-eye !" The dog looked up, and growled. " See here, boy !" said Sikes, putting his other hand to Oliver's throat, and ut- tering a savage oath ; " if he speaks ever so soft a word, hold him ! D'ye mind ■!" The dog growled again, and licking his lips, eyed Oliver as if he Avere anxious to attach himself to his windpipe witliout any unnecessary delay. " He 's as willing as a Christian, strike me blind if he isn't !" said Sikes, regard- ing the animal with a kind of grim and ferocious approval. " Now you know what you 've got to expect, master, so call away els quick as you like ; the dog will soon stop the game. Get on, young 'un !" Bull's-eye wagged his tail in acknow- ledgment of this unusually endearing form of speech, and, giving vent to an- other admonitory growl for the benefit of Oliver, led the way onward. It was Smithfield they were crossing, although it might have been Grosvenor Square, for anything Oliver knew to the contrary. The night was dark and foggy, and it was just beginning to rain. The lights in the shops could scarcely struggle G6 OLIVER TWIST. through the heavy mist, which thickened every moment, and shrouded the streets and houses in gloom, rendering the strange place still stranger in Oliver's eyes, and making his uncertainty the more dismal and depressing. They had hurried on a few paces, when a deep church-bell struck the hour. With its first stroke his two conductors stopped, and turned their heads in the direction whence the sound proceeded. " Eight o'clock, Bill," said Nancy, when the bell ceased. " What 's the good of telling me that ; I can hear, can't 1 1" replied Sikes. " I wonder whether they can hear it," said Nancy. " Of course they can," replied Sikes. " It was Bartlemy time when I was shop- ped, and there warn't a penny trumpet in the fair as I couldn't hear the squeaking on. Arter I was locked up for the night, the row and din outside made the thun- dering old jail so silent, that I could almost have beat my brains out against the iron plates of the door." " Poor fellows !" said Nancy, who still had her face turned towards the quarter in which the bell had sounded. " Oh, Bill, such fine young chaps as them !" " Yes ; that 's all you women think of," answered Sikes. " Fine young chaps ! Well, they 're as good as dead ; so it don't much matter." With this consolation Mr. Sikes ap- peared to repress a rising tendency to jealousy, and, clasping Oliver's wrist more firmly, told him to step out again. " Wait a minute," said the girl ; " I wouldn't hurry by, if it was you that was coming out to be hung the next time eight o'clock struck, Bill. I 'd walk round and round the place till I dropped, if the snow was on the ground, and I hadn't a shawl to cover me." " And what good would that do V in- quired the unsentimental Mr. Sikes. " Un- less you could pitch over a file and twenty yards of good stout rope, you might as well be walking fifty miles off, or not walking at all, for all the good it would do me. Come on, will you, and don't etAnd preaching there." The girl burst into a laugh, drew her shawl more closely round her, and they walked away. But Oliver felt her hand tremble ; and, looking up in her face as they passed a gas-lamp, saw that it had turned a deadly white. They walked on by little-frequented and dirty ways, for u full half-hour, meet- ing very few people, for it now rained heavily, and those they did meet appear- ing from their looks to hold much the same position in society as Mr. Sikes him- self At length they turned into a very filthy narrow street, nearly full of old- clothes shops ; and, the dog running for- ward as if conscious that there was no further occasion of his keeping on guard, stopped before the door of a shop which was closed and apparently untenanted, for the house was in a ruinous condition, and upon the door was nailed a board in timating that it was to let, which looked as if it had hung there for many years. "All right," said Sikes, looking cau tiously about. Nancy stooped below the shutters, and Oliver heard the sound of a bell. They crossed to the opposite side of the street, and stood for a few moments under a lamp A noise, as if a sash-window were gently raised, was heard, and soon afterwards the door softly opened ; upon which Mr. Sikes seized the terrified boy by the col lar with very little ceremony, and all three were quickly inside the house. The passage was perfectly dark, and they waited while the person who had let them in, chained and barred the door. " Anybody here V inquired Sikes. "No," replied a voice, which Oliver thought he had heard before. " Is the old 'un here ]" asked the robber. " Yes," replied the voice ; " and pre- cious down in the mouth he has been. Won't he be glad to see you ■? Oh, no." The style of this reply, as well as the voice that delivered it, seemed familiar to Oliver's ears ; but it was impossible to distinguish even the form of the speaker in the darkness. " Let 's have a glim," said Sikes, " or we shall go breaking our necks, or tread- ing on the dog. Look after your legs if you do, that 's all." " Stand still a moment, and I '11 get you one," replied the voice. The receding footsteps of the speaker were heard, and ifi another minute the form of Mr. John Dawkins, otherwise the artful Dodger, ap- peared, bearing in his right hand a tallow candle stuck in the end of a cleft stick. The young gentleman did not stop to bestow any other mark of recognition upon Oliver than a humorous grin ; but, turning away, beckoned the visitors to follow him down a flight of stairs. They crossed an empty kitchen, and, opening the door of a low earthy-smelling room, which seemed to have been built in a small back-yard, were received with c shout of laughter. f^ '^^/'f'Yj 'h'-'y^/"^// //// y, ^v:^ /A'- /■><■//.. OLIVER TWIST. 67 «' Oh, my wig, my wig !" cried Master Charles Bates, from whose lungs the laughter had proceeded ; " here he is ! oh, cry, here he is ! Oh, Fagin, look at him ; Fagin, do look at him ! I can't bear it ; it is such a jolly game, I can't bear it. Hold me, somebody, while I laugh it out" With this irrepressible ebullition of mirth. Master Bates laid himself flat on the floor, and kicked convulsively for five minutes in an ecstacy of facetious joy. Then jumping to his feet, he snatched the cleft stick from the Dodger, and, advanc- mg to Oliver, viewed him round and round, while the Jew, taking ofl'his night- cap, made a great number of low bows to the bewildered boy ; the Artful mean- time, who was of a rather saturnine dis- position, and seldom gave way to merri- ment when it interfered with business, rifling his pockets with steady assiduity. " Look at his togs, Feigin !" said Char- ley, putting the light so close to Oliver's new jacket as nearly to set him on fire. " Look at his togs ! — superfine cloth, and the heavy-swell cut ! Oh, my eye, what a game ! And his books, too ; — nothing but a gentleman, Fagin !" " Delighted to see you looking so well, my dear," said the Jew, bowing with mock humility. " The Artful shall give you another suit, my dear, for fear you should spoil that Sunday one. Why didn't you write, my dear, and say you were coming 1 — we 'd have got something warm for supper." At this, Master Bates roared again, so loud that Fagin himself relaxed, and even the Dodger smiled ; but as the Artful drew forth the five-pound note at that in- stant, it is doubtful whether the sally or the discovery awakened his merriment. " Hallo ! what 's that 1" inquired Sikes, stepping forward as the Jew seized the note. " That 's mine, Fagin." " No, no, my dear," said the Jew. " Mine, Bill, mine ; you shall have the books." " If that ain't mine !" said Sikes, put- ting on his hat with a determined air, — "mine and Nancy's, that is, — I'll take the boy back again." The Jew started, and Oliver started too, though from a very different cause, for he hoped the dispute might really end in his being taken back. " Come, hand it over, will you 1" said Sikes. " This is hardly fair. Bill ; hardly fair, is it, Nancy 7" inquired the Jew. " Fair, or not fair," retorted Sikes, " hand it over, I tell you ! Do you think Nancy and me has got nothing else to do with our precious time but to spend it in scouting arter and kidnapping every young boy as gets grabbed through you 1 Give it here, you avaricious old skeleton ; give it here !" With this gentle remonstrance, Mr. Sikes plucked the note from between the Jew's finger and thumb ; and looking the old man coolly in the face, folded it up small, and tied it in his neckerchief. " That 's for our share of the trouble," said Sikes ; " and not half enough, nei- ther. You may keep the books, if you 're fond of reading ; and if not, you can sell 'em." "They're very pretty," said Charles Bates, who with certain grimaces had been aflecting to read one of the volumes in question ; " beautiful writing, isn't it, Oliver'!" and at sight of the dismayed look with which Oliver regarded his tor- mentors. Master Bates, who was blessed with a lively sense of the ludicrous, fell into another ecstacy more boisterous than the first. " They belong to the old gentleman," said Oliver, wringing his hands, — " to the good, kind old gentleman who took me into his house, and had me nursed when I was near dying of the fever. Oh, pray send them back ; send him back the books and money ! Keep me here all my life long; but pray, pray send them back! He '11 think I stole them ; — the old lady, all of them that were so kind to me, will think I stole them. Oh, do have mercy upon me, and send them back !" With these words, which were uttered with all the energy of passionate grief, Oliver fell upon his knees at the Jew's feet, and beat his hands together in per- fect desperation. " The boy 's right," remarked Fagin, looking covertly round, and knitting his shaggy eyebrows into a hard knot. " You're right, Oliver, you 're right ; they will think you have stolen 'em. Ha ! ha !" chuckled the Jew, rubbing his hands ; " it couldn't have happened better if we had chosen our time !" " Of course it couldn't," replied Sikes ; " I know'd that, directly I see him coming through Clerkenwell with the books un- der his arm. It 's all right enough. They 're sofl-hearted psalm-singers, or they wouldn't have took him in at all, and they '11 ask no questions arter him, fear they should be obliged to prosecute, and so get him lagged. He 's safe enough. ' Oliver had looked from one to the other whUe these words were being spoken, as 68 OLIVER TWIST. if he were bewildered and could scarcely understand what passed; but when Bill Sikes concluded, he jumped suddenly to his feet, and tore wildly from the room, uttering shrieks for help that made the bare old house echo to the roof. " Keep back the dog. Bill !" cried Nan- cy, springing before the door, and closing it as the Jew and his two pupils darted out in pursuit ; " keep back the dog ; he '11 tear the boy to pieces." " Serve him right !" cried Sikes, strug- gling to disengage himself from the girl's grasp. " Stand off from me, or I '11 split your skull against the wall !" " I don't care for that. Bill ; I don't care for that," screamed the girl, struggling violently with the man : " the child shan't be torn down by the dog, unless you kill me first." " Shan't he !" said Sikes, setting his teeth fiercely. " I '11 soon do that, if you don't keep off." The housebreaker flung the girl from him to the further end of the room, just as the Jew and the two boys returned, dragging Oliver among them. " What 's the matter here ■?" said the Jew, looking round. " The girl 's gone mad, I think," replied Sikes savagely. " No, she hasn't," said Nancy, pale and breathless from the scuffle; "no, she hasn't, Fagin : don't think it." "Then keep quiet, will you I" said the Jew with a threatening look. " No, I won't do that either," replied Nancy, speaking very loud. " Come, what do you think of that 1" Mr. Tagin was sufficiently well ac- quainted with the manners and customs of that particular species of humanity to which Miss Nancy belonged, to feel tolera- bly certain that it would be rather unsafe to prolong any conversation with her at present. With the view of diverting the attention of the company, he turned to Oliver. " So you wanted to get away, my dear, did you]" said the Jew, taking up a jagged and knotted club which lay in a corner of the fire-place ; " eh ]" Oliver made no reply, but he watched the Jew's motions and breathed quickly. " Wanted to get assistance, — called for the police, did you?" sneered the Jew, catching the boy by the arm. " We '11 cure you of that, my dear." The Jew inflicted a smart blow on Oli- ver's shoulders with the club, and was raising it for a second, when the girl, rush- Uig forward, wrested it froni his hand, and flung it into the fire with a force that brought some of the glowing coals whirl- ing out into the room. " I won't stand by and see it done. Fa- gin," cried the girl. " You 've got the boy, and what more would you have ] Let him be — let him be, or I shall put the mark on some of you that will bring me to the gallows before my time !" The girl stamped her foot violently on the floor as she vented this threat ; and with her lips compressed, and her hands clenched, looking alternately at the Jew and the other robber, her face quite co- lourless from the passion of rage into which she had gradually worked herself. " Why, Nancy !" said the Jew in a soothing tone, after a pause, during which he and Mr. Sikes had stared at one an- other in a disconcerted manner, " you — you 're more clever than ever to-night. Ha ! ha ! my dear, you are acting beauti- fully." " Am I !" said the girl. " Take care I don't overdo it : you will be the worse for it, Fagin, if I do ; and so I tell you in good time to keep clear of me." There is something about a roused wo- man, especially if she add to all her other strong passions the fierce impulses of recklessness and despair, which few men like to provoke. The Jew saw that it would be hopeless to affect any further mistake regarding the reality of Miss Nancy's rage ; and, shrinking involunta- rily back, a few paces, cast a glance, half- imploring and half-cowardly, at Sikes, as if to hint that he was the fittest person to pursue the dialogue. Mr. Sikes thus mutely appealed to, and possibly feeling his personal pride and in- fluence interested in the immediate re- duction of Miss Nancy to reason, gave utterance to about a couple of score of curses and threats, the rapid delivery of which reflected great credit on the fer- tility of his invention. As they produced no visible effect on the object against whom they were discharged, however, he resorted to more tangible arguments. " What do you mean by this 1" said Sikes, backing the inquiry with a very common imprecation concerning the most beautiful of human features, which, if it were heard above, only once out of every fifty thousand times it is uttered below, would render blindness as common a dis- order as measles; "what do you mean by it 1 Burn my body ! do you know who you are, and what you are 1" " Oh, yes, I know all about it," replied the girl, laughing hysterically, and shak- OLIVER TWIST. ing her head from side to side, with a poor assumption of indifference. "Well, then, keep quiet," rejoined Sikes with a growl like that he was ac- customed to use when addressing his dog, " or I '11 quiet you for a good long time to come." The girl laughed again, even less com- posedly than before, and, darting a hasty look at Sikes, turned her face aside, and bit her lip till the blood came. " You 're a nice one," added Sikes, as he surveyed her with a contemptuous air, " to take up the humane and genteel side ! A pretty subject for the child, as you call him, to make a friend of !" " God Almighty help me, I am !" cried the girl passionately ; " and I wish I had been struck dead in the street, or changed places with them we passed so near to- night, before I had lent a hand in bring- ing him here. He 's a thief, a liar, a de- vil, all that 's bad, from this night forth ; isn't that enough for the old wretch with- out blows 1" "Come, come, Sikes," said the Jew, appcalmg to him in a remonstratory tone, and motioning towards the boys, who were eagerly attentive to all that passed ; " we must have civil words, — civil words. Bill !" "Civil words!" cried the girl, whose passion was frightful to see. "Civil words, you villain ! Yes ; you deserve 'em from me. I thieved for you when I was a child not half as old as this (pointing to Oliver). I have been in the same trade, and the same service, for twelve years since ; don't you know it 1 Speak out ! don't you know it ]" " Well, well !" replied the Jew, with an attempt at pacification ; " and if you have, it 's your living !" " Ah, it is !" returned the girl, not speaking, but pouring out the words in one continuous and vehement scream. " It is my living, and the cold, wet, dirty streets are my home ; and you 're the wretch that drove me to them long ago, and that '11 keep me there day and night, day and night, till I die !" " I shall do you a mischief !" interposed the Jew, goaded by these reproaches ; " a mischief worse than that, if you say much more !" The girl said nothing more ; but tear- ing her hair and dress in a transport of phrensy, made such a rush at the Jew as would probably have left signal marks of her revenge upon him, had not her wrists been seized by Sikes at the right moment ; upon which she made a few ineffectual struggles, and fainted. "She's all right now," said Sikes, lay- ing her down in a corner. " She 's un- common strong in the anns when she 'a up in this way." The Jew wiped his forehead, and smiled, as if it were a relief to have the disturb ance over ; but neither he, nor Sikes, nor the dog, nor the boys, seemed to consider it in any other light than a common occur- rence incidental to business. " It 's the worst of having to do with women," said the Jew, replacing the club ; " but they 're clever, and we can't get on in our line without 'em. — Charley, show Oliver to bed." " I suppose he 'd better not wear his best clothes to-morrow, Fagin, had he]" inquired Charley Bates. " Certainly not," replied the Jew, recip- rocating the grin with which Charley put the question. Master Bates, apparently much delight- ed with his commission, took the clefl stick, and led Oliver into an adjacent kitchen, where there were two or three of the beds on which he had slept before ; and here, with many uncontrollable bursts of laughter, he produced the identical old suit of clothes which Oliver had so much congratulated himself upon leaving off at Mr. Brownlow's, and the accidental dis- play of which to Fagin by the Jew who purchased them, had been the very first clue received of his whereabout. " Pull off the smart ones," said Charley, " and I '11 give 'em to Fagin to take care of. What fun it is !" Poor Oliver unwillingly complied ; and Master Bates, rolling up the new clothes under his arm, departed from tlie room, leaving Oliver in the dark, and locking the door behind him. The noise of Charley's laughter, and the voice of Miss Betsy, who opportunely arrived to throw water over her friend, jmd perform other feminine offices for the promotion of her recovery, might have kept many people awake under more hap- py circumstances than those in which Oliver was placed ; but he was sick and weary, and soon fell sound asleep. CHAPTER THE SEVENTEENTH. Oliver's destiny continuing unpropitious, brings a great man to London to injure his reputation. It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melo-dramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as regular alternation as the layers of red w OLIVER TWIST. and white in a side of streaky, well-cured bacon. The hero sinks upon his straw bed, weighed down by fetters and misfor- tunes ; and, in the next scene, his faithful but unconscious squire regales the au- dience with a comic song. We behold with throbbing bosoms the heroine in the grasp of a proud and ruthless baron, her virtue and her life alike in danger, draw- ing forth lier dagger to preserve the one at the cost of the other ; and, just as our expectations are wrought up to the high- est pitch, a whistle is heard, and we are straightway transported to the hall of the castle, where a grey-headed seneschal sings a funny chorus with a funnier body of vassals, who are free of all sorts of places from church vaults to palaces, and roam about in company, carolling perpe- tually. Such changes appear absurd ; but they are by no means unnatural. The transi- tions in reul life from well-spread boards to death-beds, and from mourning weeds to holiday garments, are not a whit less startling, only there we are busy actors instead of passive lookers-on, which makes a vast difference ; the actors in the mimic life of the theatre are blind to violent transitions and abrupt impulses of passion or feeling, which, presented before the eyes of mere spectators, are at once con- demned as outrageous and preposterous. As sudden shiflings of the scene, and rapid changes of time and place, are not only sanctioned in books by long usage, but are by many considered as the great art of authorship, — an author's skill in his craft being by such critics chiefly esti- mated with relation to the dilemmas in which he leaves his characters at the end of almost every chapter, — this brief intro- duction to the present one may perhaps be deemed unnecessary. But I have set it in this place because I am anxious to disclaim at once the slightest desire to tantalise my readers by leaving young Oliver Twist in situations of doubt and difficulty, and then flying off at a tangent to impertinent matters, which have no- thing to do with him. My sole desire is to proceed straight through this history with all convenient despatch, carrying my reader along with me if I can, and, if not, leaving him to take some more pleasant "oute Tor a chapter or two, and join me again afterwards if he will. Indeed, there is so much to do, that I have no room for digressions, even if I possessed the inclination ; and I merely make this one in order to set myself quite right with ♦he reader, between whom and the histo- rian it is essentially necessary that perfec- faith should be kept, and a good under- standing preserved. The advantage of this amicable explanation is, that when I say, as I do now, that I am going back directly to the town in which Oliver Twist was born, the reader will at ones take it for granted that I have good and substEintial reasons for making the jour- ney, or I would not ask him to accompany me on any account. Mr. Bumble emerged at early morning from the worlchouse gate, and walked, with portly carriage and commanding steps, up the High-street. He was in the full bloom and pride of beadleism ; his cocked-hat and coat were dazzling in the morning sun, and he clutched his cane with all the vigorous tenacity of health and power. Mr. Bumble always carried his head high, but this morning it was higher than usual ; there was an abstrac- tion in his eye, and an elevation in his air, which might have warned an obser- vant stranger that thoughts were passing in the beadle's mind, too great for utter- ance. Mr. Bumble stooped not to converse with the small shopkeepers and others who spoke to him deferentially as he passed along. He merely returned their saluta- tions with a wave of his hand, and relaxed not in his dignified pace until he reached the farm where Mrs. Mann tended the infant paupers with a parish care. " Drat tliat beadle !" said Mrs. Mann, hearing the well-known impatient shaking at the garden gate. " If it isn't him at this time in the morning ! — Lauk, Mr, Bumble, only think of its being you ! Well, dear me, it is a pleasure this is ! Come into the parlour. Sir, please." The first sentence was addressed to Susan, and the exclamations of delight were spoken to Mr. Bumble as the good lady unlocked the garden gate, and showed him with great attention and respect into the house. " Mrs. Mann," said Mr. Bumble, — not sitting upon, or dropping himself into a seat, as any common jackanapes would, but letting himself gradually and slowly down into a chair, — " Mrs. Mann, ma'am, good morning !" " Well, and good morning to you, sir," replied Mrs. Mann, with many smiles ; " and hoping you find yourself well, sir?" " So-so, Mrs. Mann," replied the bea- dle. " A parochial life is not a bed of roses, Mrs. Mann." *'Ah, that it isn't indeed, Mr. Bumble," rejoined the lady. And all the infant OLIVER TWIST. 71 paujjers might have chorused the rejoinder with great propriety if they had heard it. "A porochial life, ma'am," continued Mr. Bumble, striking the table with his cane, " is a life of worry, and vexation, and hardihood ; but all public characters, as I may say, must suffer prosecution." Mrs. Mann, not very well knowing what the beadle meant, raised her hands with a look of sympathy, and sighed. " Ah ! You may well sigh, Mrs. Mann !" said the beadle. Finding she had done right, Mrs. Mann sighed again, evidently to the satisfaction ef the public character, who, repressing a complacent smile by looking sternly at his cocked hat, said, " Mrs. Mann, I am a going to London." " Lauk, Mr. Bumble !" said Mrs. Mann, starting back. " To London, ma'am," resumed the inflexible beadle, " by coach ; I, and two paupers, Mrs. Mann. A legal action is coming on about a settlement, and the board has appointed me — me, Mrs. Mann — to depose to the matter before the quar- ter-sessions at Cler kin well ; and I very much question," added Mr. Bumble, draw- ing himself up, " whether the Clerkinwell Sessions will not find themselves in the wrong box before they have done with me." " Oh ! you mustn't be too hard upon them, sir," said Mrs. Mann coaxingly. " The Clerkinwell Sessions have brought it upon themselves, ma'am," replied Mr. Bumble ; " and if the Clerkinwell Sessions find they come off rather worse than they expected, the Clerkinwell Sessions have only themselves to thank." There was so much determination and depth of purpose about the menacing manner in which Mr. Bumble delivered himself of these words, that Mrs. Mann appeared quite awed by them. At length she said, " You 're going by coach, sir 1 1 thought it was always usual to send them paupers m carts." " That's when they 're ill, Mrs. Mann," said the beadle. " We put the sick pau- pers into open carts in the rainy weather, to prevent their taking cold." " Oh !" said Mrs. Mann. "The opposition coach contracts for these two, and takes them cheap," said Mr. Bumble. " They are both in a very low state, and we find it would come two pound cheaper to move 'em than to bury em, — that is, if we can throw 'em upon another parish, which I think we shall be able to do, if they don't die upon the road to spite us. Ha ! ha ! ha !" When Mr. Bumble had laughed a little while, his eyes again encountered the cocked hat, and he became grave. " We are forgetting business, ma'am," said the beadle ; — " here is your porochial stipend for the month." Wherewith Mr. Bumble produced some silver money, rolled up in paper, from his pocket-book, and requested a receipt, which Mrs. Mann wrote. " It's very much blotted, sir," said the farmer of infants ; " but it 's formal enough, I dare say. Thank you, Mr. Bumble, sir ; I am very much obliged to you, I'm sure." Mr. Bumble nodded blandly in acknow- ledgment of Mrs. Mann's curtsey, and inquired how the children were. " Bless their dear little hearts !" said Mrs. Mann with emotion, " they 're as well as can be, the dears ! Of course, except the two that died last week, and little Dick." " Isn't that boy no better ?" inquired Mr. Bumble. Mrs. Mann shook her head. " He 's a ill-conditioned, vicious, bad- disposed porochial child that," said Mr. Bumble angrily. " Where is he I" " I '11 bring him to you in one minute, sir," replied Mrs. Mann. " Here, you Dick !" After some calling, Dick was discov- ered ; and having had his face put under the pump, and dried upon Mrs. Mann's gown, he was led into the awful presence of Mr. Bumble, the beadle. The child was pale and thin ; his cheeks were sunken, and his eyes large and bright. The scanty parish dress, the livery of his misery, hung loosely upon his feeble body ; and his young limbs had wasted away like those of an old man. Such was the little being that stood trembling beneath Mr. Bumble's glance, not daring to lifl his eyes from the floor and dreading even to hear the beadle's voice. " Can't you look at the gentleman, you obstinate Iwy f said Mrs. Mann. The child meekly raised his eyes, and encountered those of Mr. Bumble. " What 's the matter with you, poro- chial Dick 1" inquired Mr. Bumble with well-timed jocularity. " Nothing, sir," replied the child faintly. " I should think not," said Mrs. Mann, who had of course laughed very much at Mr. Bumble's exquisite humour. " You want for nothing, I 'm sure." » I should like—" faltered the child. ' ■^ Hey-day !" interposed Mrs. Mann, <■ f suppose you 're going to say that you 72 OLIVER TWIST. do want for something, now 1 Why, you little wretch " "Stop, Mrs. Mann, stop!" said the beadle, raising his hand with a show of authority. " Like what, sir ; eh ]" " I should like," faltered the child, " if somebody that can write, would put a few words down for me on a piece of paper, and fold it up, and seal it, and keep it for me after I am laid in the ground." " Why, what does the boy mean V ex- claimed Mr. Bumble, on whom the earn- est manner and wan aspect of the child had made some impression, accustomed as he was to such things. "What do you mean, sir?" "I should like," said the child, "to leave my dear love to poor Oliver Twist, and to let him know how often I have sat by myself and cried to think of his wan- dering about in the dark nights with no- body to help him ; and I should like to tell him," said the child, pressing his small hands together, and speaking with great fervour, "that I was glad to die when I was very young ; for, perhaps, if I lived to be a man, and grew old, my little sister, who is in heaven, might for- get me, or be unlike me ; and it would be so much happier if we were both children there together." Mr. Bumble surveyed the little speaker from head to foot with indescribable as- tonishment, and, turning to his compan- ion, said, " They 're all in one story, Mrs. Mann. That out-dacious Oliver has de- moralised them all !" " I couldn't have believed it, sir !" said Mrs. Mann, holding up her hands, and looking malignantly at Dick. " I never see such a hardened little wretch !" " Take him away, ma'am !" said Mr, Bumble imperiously. " This must be stated to the board, Mrs. Mann." " I hope the gentlemen will understand that it isn't my fault, sirl" said Mrs. Mann, whimpering pathetically. " They shall understand that, ma'am ; they shall be acquainted with the true state of the case," said Mr. Bumble pomp- ously. " There ; take him away. I can't Dear the sight of him." Dick was immediately taken away, and locked up in the coal-cellar ; and Mr. Bumble shortly afterwards took himself away to prepare for his journey. At six o'clock next morning, Mr. Bum- ble having exchanged his cocked-hat for a round one, and encased his person in a blue great-coat with a cape to it, took his place on the outside of the coach, accom- panied by the criminals whose settlement was disputed, with whom, in due course of time, he arrived in London, having experienced no other crosses by the way than those which originated in the per- verse behaviour of the two paupers, who persisted in shivering, and complaining of the cold in a manner which, Mr. Bum- ble declared, caused his teeth to chatter in his head, and made him feel quite un- comfortable, although he had a great- coat on. Having disposed of these evil minded persons for the night, Mr. Bumble sat himself down in the house at which the coach stopped, and took a temperate din- ner of steaks, oyster-sauce, and porter; putting a glass of hot gin-and-water on the mantel-piece, he drew his chair to the fire, and, with sundry moral reflections on the too-prevalent sin of discontent and complaining, he then composed himself comfortably to read the paper. The very first paragraph upon which Mr. Bumble's eyes rested, was the follow- ing advertisement. " FIVE GUINEAS REWARD. " Whereas, a young boy, named Oli- ver Twist, absconded, or was enticed, on Thursday evening last, from his home at Pentonville, and has not since been heard of; the above reward will be paid to any person who will give such information aa may lead to the discovery of the said Oli- ver Twist, or tend to throw any light upon his previous history, in which the advertiser is for many reasons warmly interested." And then followed a full description of Oliver's dress, person, appearance, and disappearance, with the name and address of Mr. Brownlow at fiill length. Mr. Bumble opened his eyes, read the advertisement slowly and carefully three several times, and in something more than five minutes was on his way to Pen- tonville, having actually in his excite- ment left the glass of hot gin-and-water untasted on the mantel-piece. " Is Mr. Brownlow at home ]" inquired Mr. Bumble of the girl who opened the door. To this inquiry the girl returned the not uncommon, but rather evasive reply of, " I don't know — where do you come from ]" Mr. Bumble no sooner uttered Oliver's name in explanation of his errand, than Mrs. Bedwin, who had been listening at the parlour-door, hastened into the pas- sage in a breathless state. " Come in — come in," said the old OLIVER TWIST. n lady : " I knew we should hear of him. JPoor dear ! I knew we should, — I was certain of it. Bless his heart ! I said so all along." Having said this, the worthy old lady hurried back into the parlour again, and, seating herself on a sofa, burst into tears. The girl, who was not quite so suscepti- ble, had run up-stairs meanwhile, and now returned with a request that Mr. Bumble would follow her immediately, which he did. He was shown into the little back stu- dy, where sat Mr. Brownlow and his friend Mr. Grimwig, witii decanters and glasses before them : the latter gentleman eyed him closely, and at once burst into the ex- clamation, " A beadle — a parish beadle, or I '11 eat my head !" " Pray don't interrupt just now," said Mr. Brownlow. " Take a seat, will you 1" Mr. Bumble sat himself down, quite confounded by the oddity of Mr. Grim- wig's manner. Mr. Brownlow moved the lamp so as to obtain an uninterrupted view of the beadle's countenance, and said with a little impatience, " Now, sir, you come in consequence of having seen the advertisement]" " Yes, sir," said Mr. Bumble. " And you are a beadle, are you not 1" inquired Mr. Grimwig. •' I am a porochial beadle, gentlemen," rejoined Mr. Bumble proudly. " Of course," observed Mr. Grimwig aside to his friend. " I knew he was. His great-coat is a parochial cut, and he looks a beadle all over." Mr. Brownlow gently shook his head to impose silence on his friend, and re- sumed : " Do you know where tliis poor boy is now 3" " No more than nobody," replied Mr. Bumble. " Well, what do you know of him ?" inquired the old gentleman. " Speak out, my friend, if you have anything to say. What do you know of him 1" " You don't happen to know any good of him, do you ]" said Mr. Grimwig caus- tically, after an attentive perusal of Mr. Bumble's features. Mr. Bumble caught at the inquiry very quickly, and shook his head with porten- tous solemnity. " You see this ?" said Mr. Grimwig, looking triumphantly at Mr. Brownlow. Mr. Brownlow looked apprehensively at Bumble's pursed-up countenance, and requested him to communicate what he 7 K knew regarding Oliver, in as few words as possible. Mr. Bumble put down his hat, unbut- toned his coat, folded his arms, inclined his head in a retrospective manner, and, after a few moments' reflection, com- menced his story. It would be tedious if given in the bea- dle's words, occupying as it did some twenty minutes in the telling ; but the sum and substance of it was, that Oliver was a foundling, born of low and vicious parents, who had from his birth displayed no better qualities than treachery, ingrati- tude, and malice, and who had terminatei liis brief career in the place of his birth, by making a sanguinary and cowardly at- tack on an unoffending lad, and then run- ning away in the night-time from his mas- ter's house. In proof of his really being the person he represented himself, Mr. Bumble laid upon the table the papers he had brought to town, andj folding his arms again, awaited Mr. Brownlow's observa- tions. " I fear it is all too true," said the old gentleman sorrowfully, after looking over the papers. " This is not much for your intelligence; but I would gladly have given you treble the money, sir, if it had been favourable to the boy." It is not at all improbable that if Mr. Bumble had been possessed with this in- formation at an earlier period of the inter- view, he might have imparted a very dif- ferent colouring to his little history. It was too late to do it now, however ; so he shook his head gravely, and pocketing the five guineas, withdrew. Mr. Brownlow paced the room to and fro for some minutes, evidently so much disturbed by the beadle's tale, that even Mr. Grimwig forbore to vex him further. At length he stopped, and rang the bell violently. "Mrs. Bedwin," said Mr. Brownlow when the housekeeper appeared, "that boy, Oliver, is an impostor." " It can't be, sir ; it cannot be," said the old lady energetically. " I tell you he is," retorted the old gen- tleman sharply. " What do you mean by ' can't be' ] Wo have just heard a full account of him from his oirth ; and he has been a thorough-paced little villain all hia life." "I never will believe it, sir," replied the old lady, firmly. " You old women never believe anv thing but quack-doctors and lying story books," growled Mr. Grimwig. " I knew it all along. Why didn't you take niy 74 OLIVER TWIST. advice in the beginning ; you would, if he hadn't had a fever, I suppose, — eh ! He was interesting, wasn't he 1 Interesting ! Bah !" and Mr. Grimwig poked the fire witli a flourish. " He was a dear, grateful, gentle child, sir,'' retorted Mrs. Bedwin indignantly. " I know what children are, sir, and have done these forty years : and people who can't say the same shouldn't say anything about them — that 's my opinion." This was a hard hit at Mr. Grimwig, who was a bachelor ; but as it extorted nothing from that gentleman but a smile, the old lady tossed her head and smoothed down her apron, preparatory to another speech, when she was stopped by Mr. Brownlow. " Silence !" said the old gentleman, feigning an anger which he was far from feeling. " Never lot me hear the boy's name again : I rang to tell you that. Ne- ver — never, on any pretence, mind. You may leave the room, Mrs. Bedwin. Re- member ; I am in earnest." There were sad hearts at Mr. Brown- low's that night. Oliver's sank within him when he thought of his good, kind friends ; but it was well for him that he could not know what they had heard, or it would have broken outright. CHAPTER THE EIGHTEENTH. How Oliver passed his time in the improving society of his rep