OGDEN i A REPRINT of his As put forth in 1623 P/RT II CONTAINING THE HISTORIES Printed for Lion^ Booth 307 Regent Street 1863 LON'DON: Printed by jf. Strangeways and H. . Wald Leicefter Square. 28 Caftle Street, Stack Annex PR 27SI A I*? SHAKESPEARE; A REPRINT OF THE FAMOUS FOLIO OF 1623." y. ADVERTISEMENT. "A reprint of the firft Folio, not free from inaccuracies, was publifhed in 1807. A fecond reprint is now in courfe of publication by Mr. Lionel Booth. The firft part, containing the Comedies, has already appeared. It is probably the moft correft reprint ever iffued." The Cambridge Edition of Sbakefpeare, vol. i. Preface, p. xxvi. AMONG the many commendations beftowed on this Reprint of the Firft Edition of Shakefpeare, none has occafioned fo much fatisfaHon as the above, becaufe, from the very nature of the labours of the learned Editors, it bears certain evidence that the principal object aimed at in the reproduction accuracy has been duly tefted. 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Great Homer's birth fev'n rival cities claim, Too mighty fuch monopoly of fame ; Yet not to birth alone did Homer owe His wond'rous worth ; what Egypt could beftow, With all the fchools of Greece and Aria join'd, Enlarg'd the immenfe expanfion of his mind : Nor yet unrivaFd the Afeonian ftrain ; The Britifh Eagle* and the Mantuan Swan Tow'r equal heights. But, happier Stratford, thou With incontefted laurels deck thy brow ; Thy bard was thine unfcbooPd^ and from thee brought More than all Egypt, Greece, or Aria taught ; Not Homer's felf fuch matchlefs laurels won, The Greek has rivals, but thy Shakefpeare none. T. SEWARD, * Milton. SHAKESPEARE. COLLATION OF THE EDITION OF 1623. (Continued!) THE HISTORIES. The Collation is given with each Part, to prevent the reproduction of any peculiarity of the Original Work being mi/taken for a defett. King John pages I to 22. Richard the Second pages 23 to 45 (in fome copies page 37 is mifprinted 39). Henry the Fourth, Part I. pages 46 to 73 (pages 47, 48, are omitted). Henry the Fourth, Part II. pages 74 to 100, with a leaf containing the " EPILOGVE," and, on its reverfe, " THE ACTORS NAMES" (pages 89, 90, are mifprinted 91, 92). Henry the Fift pages 69 to 95 (as will be perceived, the pagination of this portion of the work, 69 to 100, has been repeated). Henry the Sixt, Part I. pages 96 to 119. Henry the Sixt, Part II. pages 120 to 146. Henry Henry the Sixt, Part III. pages 147 to 172 (pages 165, 166 are mifprinted 167, 168). Richard the Third pages 173 to 204. Henry the Eight pages 205 to 232 (page 216 is mifprinted 218). There are flight variations in the head-lines of Henry the Fourth, Part I. page 57, and of Henry the Sixt, Part III. pages 153 to 172; thefe variations do not exift in the Second Edition. * # * This Collation will be completed in Part III. As copies of the Original are known to vary, any fuch variations or peculiarities, not noticed above, being communicated will greatly oblige ; alfo any information that may tend to render thoroughly complete the collation of the whole work. It will be obferved that this Reprint has a diftinft pagination, alfo a diftinft fet of fignatures, in fours j both, to facilitate reference, will be continuous throughout the volume. It may be as well to remark to prevent the chance of proofs of care being taken rather to indicate the lack of that eflential that, wherever type may be feen out of gear, in any way defective or irregular, all fuch " typographical phenomena," as Mr. Lettfom has aptly termed thofe charafteriftics of the precious old book, have been reproduced in accordance with the prefcribed plan " in fetting forth" No departure from the Original. The life anddeath of King lohn. Affius Primus , Sccena Enter King lohn, Queene Elinor, Pembroke, Effex, and Sa- lisbury, ivitb the Cbattylion of France. King lohn. Ow fay Chatillion, what would France with vs ? Chat. Thus (after greeting )fpeakes the King of France, In my behauiour to the Maiefty, The borrowed Maiefty of England heere. Slea. A ftrange beginning : borrowed Maiefty ? K.Iohn. Silence fgood mother) heare the Embaffie. Chat. Philip of France, in right and true behalfe Of thy deceafed brother, Geffreyes fonne, Arthur Plantaginet, laies moft lawfull claime To this faire lland,and the Territories : To Ireland, Poyffiers, Amove, Torayne, Maine, Defiring thee to lay afide the fword Which fwaies vfurpingly thefe feuerall titles, And put the fame into yong Arthurs hand , Thy Nephew, and right royall Soueraigne. K.Iohn. What followes if we difallow of this? Chat . The proud controle of fierce and bloudy warre, To inforce thefe rights, fo forcibly with-held, K.Io. Heere haue we war for war,& bloud for bloud, Controlement for controlement: fo anfwer France. Chat. Then take my Kings defiance from my mouth, The fartheft limit of my Embaffie. K.Iohn. Beare mine to him, and fo depart in peace, Be thou as lightning in the eies of France; For ere thou canft report, I will be there : The thunder of my Cannon fliall be heard. So hence ibe thou the trumpet of our wrath, And fullen prefage of your owne decay : An honourable condudl let him haue, Pembroke looke too't : farewell Chattillion. Exit Chat, and fern. Ele. What now my fonne, haue I not euer faid How that ambitious Conitance would not ceafe Till fhe had kindled France and all the world, Vpon the right and party of her fonne. This might haue beene preuented,and made whole With very eafie arguments of loue, Which now the mannage of two kingdomes muft With fearefull bloudy ifiue arbitrate. K.Iohn. Our ftrong poiTefllon, and our right for vs. Eli. Your ftrong pofiefsio much more then your right, Or elfe it muft go wrong with you and me, So much my confcience whifpers in your eare, 305 Which none but heauen, and you, and I, fliall heare. Snter a Sherijfe. EJJex. My Liege, here is the ftrangeft controuerfie Come from the Country to be iudg'd by you That ere I heard : fhall I produce the men ? K. lohn. Let them approach : Our Abbies and our Priories fhall pay This expeditious charge : what men are you ? Enter Robert Faulconbridge,andfbUip. Philip. Your faithful! fubiecl, I a gentleman, Borne in Northamptonshire, and eldeft fonne As I fuppofe, to Robert Faulconbridge , A Souldier by the Honor-giuing-hand Of fyrdelion, Knighted in the field. K.Iohn. What art thou ? Robert. The fon and heire to that fame Faulconbridge. K.Iobn. Is that the elder, and art thou the heyre ? You came not of one mother then it feemes. Philip. Moft certain of one mother, mighty King, That is well knowne,and as I thinke one father : But for the cerraine knowledge of that truth, I put you o're to heauen, and to my mother ; Of that I doubr,as all mens children may. Eli. Out on thee rude man, y doft fhame thy mother, And wound her honor with this diffidence. Phil. I Madame ? No,I haue no reafon for it, That is my brothers plea, and none of mine, The which if he can proue, a pops me out, At leaft from faire fiue hundred pound a yeere : Heauen guard my mothers honor, and my Land. K.Iohn. A good blunt fellow: why being yonger born Doth he lay claime to thine inheritance ? Thil. I know not why, except to get the land : But once he flanderd me with baftardy : But where I be as true begot or no, That ftill I lay vpon my mothers head, But that I am as well begot my Liege (Faire fall the bones that tooke the paines for me) Compare our faces, and be Judge your felfe If old Sir Robert did beget vs both, And were our father, and this fonne like him : old fir 'Robert Father, on my knee 1 giue heauen thankes I was not like to thee. K.Iobn.Why what a mad-cap hath heauen lent vs here? Elen. He hath a tricke of Cordelions face, The accent of his tongue affecleth him : Doe you not read fome tokens of my fonne In the large compofition of this man ? a K.Ioh n The life and death of^ingjohn. K.Iobn. Mine eye hath well examined his parts, And findes them perfedl Richard : firra fpeake, What doth moue you to claime your brothers land. Phi/if. Becaufe he hath a half-face like my father f With halfe that face would he haue all my land , A halfe-fac'd groat, flue hundred pound a yeere? Rob. My gracious Liege, when that my father liu'd, Your brother did imploy my father much. Phil. Well fir, by this you cannot get my land, Your tale muft be how he employ'd my mother. Rob. And once difpatch'd him in an Embattle To Germany, there with the Emperor To treat of high affaires touching that time : Th'aduantage of his abfence tooke the King, And in the meane time foiourn'd at my fathers ; Where how he did preuaile,! fliame to fpeake : But truth is truth, large lengths of feas and fliores Betweene my father, and my mother lay, As I haue heard my father fpeake himfelfe When this fame lufty gentleman was got : Vpon his death. bed he by will bequeath'd His lands to me, and tooke it on his death That this my mothers fonne was none of his; And if he were, he came into the world Full fourteene weekes before the courfe of time : Then good my Liedge let me haue what is mine, My fathers land, as was my fathers will. K.Iobn. Sirra,your brother is Legitimate, Your fathers wife did after wedlocke beare him : And if ftie did play falfe, the fault was hers , Which fault lyes on the hazards of all husbands That marry wiues : tell me, how if my brother Who as you fay, tooke paines to get this fonne , Had of your father claim'd this fonne for his, Infooth,good friend, your father might haue kept This Calfe, bred from his Cow from all the world : Infooth he might: then if he were my brothers, My brother might not claime him, nor your father Being none of his, refufe him : this concludes, My mothers fonne did get your fathers heyre, Your fathers heyre muft haue your fathers land. Rob. Shal then my fathers Will be of no force, To difpoflefle that childe which is not his. Phil. Of no more force to difpoffefle me fir, Then was his will to get me, as I think. Eli. Whether hadft thou rather be a Faulconbrldge , And like thy brother to enioy thy land : Or the reputed fonne of Cordelion, Lord of thy prefence,and no land befide. Baft. Madam, and if my brother had my fliape And I had his, fir Roberts his like him , And if my legs were two fuch riding rods, My armes.fuch eele-skins ftuft, my face fo thin, That in mine eare I durft not fticke a rofe, Left men fliould fay,looke where three farthings goes, And to his fliape were heyre to all this land, Would I might neuer ftirre from off this place , I would giue it euery foot to haue this face : It would not be fir nobbe in any cafe. Elinor. I like thee well: wilt thou forfake thy fortune, Bequeath thy land to him, and follow me ? I am a Souldier,and now bound to France. Baft. Brother, take you my land, He take my chance; Your face hath got fiue hundred pound a yeere, Yet fell your face for fiue pence and 'tis deere : Madam, lie follow you vnto the death. Elinor. Nay, I would haue you go before me thither. 'Baft. Our Country manners giue our betters way. K.Iobn. What is thy name? Baft, fhilip my Liege, fo is my name begun, Philip, good old Sir Roberts wiues eldeft fonne. K.Iobn. From henceforth beare his name Whofe forme thou beareft : Kneele thou downe Philip, but rife more great, Arife Sir Richard, and Plantagenet. Baft. Brother by th'mothers fide, giue me your hand, My father gaue me honor, yours gaue land : Now blefied be the houre by night or day When I was got, Sir Robert was away. Ele. The very fpirit of Plantaginet : I am thy grandame Rjcbard, call me fo. Baft. Madam by chance, but not by truth, what tho y Something about a little from the right, In at the window, or elfe ore the hatch : Who dares not ftirre by day,muft walke by night, And haue is haue, how euer men doe catch : Neere or farre off, well wonne is ftill well fliot, And I am I, how ere I was begot. K.Iobn. Goe,Faulconbridge,novt haft thou thy defire, A landleffe Knight,makes thee a landed Squire : Come Madam, and come Richard, we muft fpeed For France, for France, for it is more then need. 'Baft. Brother adieu, good fortune come to thee, For thou waft got i'th way of honefty. Exeunt all but baftard. Baft. A foot of Honor better then I was, But many a many foot of Land the worfe. Well, now can I make any loane a Lady, Good den Sir Richard, Godamercy fellow, And if his name be Cfeorge, He call him Pettr; For new made honor doth forget mens names : 'Tis two refpedliue, and too fociable For your conuerfion, now your traueller, Hee and his tooth-picke at my worfliips meffe, And when my knightly ftomacke is fuffis'd, Why then I fucke my teeth, and catechize My picked man of Countries : my deare fir, Thus leaning on mine elbow I begin , I fliall befeech you ; that is queftion now, And then comes anfwer like an Abfey booke : O fir, fayes anfwer, at your beft command , At your employment, at your feruice fir : No fir, faies queftion, j fweet fir at yours, And fo ere anfwer knowes what queftion would, Sauing in Dialogue of Complement, And talking of the Alpes and Appenines, The Perennean and the riuer Poe, It drawes toward fupper in conclusion fo. But this is worfliipfull fociety, And fits the mounting fpirit like my felfe j For he is but a baftard to the time That doth not fmoake of obferuation, And fo am I whether I fmacke or no : And not alone in habit and deuice, Exterior forme, outward accoutrement; But from the inward motion to deliuer Sweet, fweet, fweet poyfon for the ages tooth , Which though I will not practice to deceiue, Yet to auoid deceit I meane to learne; For it {hall ftrew the footfteps of my rifing : But who comes in fuch hafte in riding robes? What The life and death ofJQngJohn. What woman poft is this? hath fhe no husband That will take paines to blow a home before her? me, 'tis my mother : how now good Lady, What brings you heere to Court fo haftilyf Enter Lady Faulconbridge and lames Gurney. Lady. Where is that flaue thy brother ? where is he ? That holds in chafe mine honour vp and downe. 'Baft. My brother Robert, old Sir Roberts fonne: Co/brand the Gyant,that fame mighty man, Is it Sir Roberts fonne that you feeke fo ? Lady. Sir Roberts fonne, I thou vnreuerend boy, Sir Roberts fonne ? why fcorn'ft thou at fir Robert ? He is Sir Roberts fonne, and fo art thou. Baft. lames Gournie,-w\lt thou giue vs leaue a while? Gour. Good leaue good Philip. Baft. Philip, fparrow, lames, There's toyes abroad, anon He tell thee more. Exit lames. Madam, I was not old Sir Roberts fonne , Sir Robert might haue eat his part in me Vpon good Friday, and nere broke his fa ft: Sir Robert could doe well,marrie to confefTe Could get me fir Robert could not doe it ; We know his handy-worke, therefore good mother To whom am I beholding for thefe limmes ? Sir l^obert neuer holpe to make this legge. Lady. Haft thou confpired with thy brother too, That for thine owne gaine fhouldft defend mine honor ? What meanes this fcorne, thou moft vntoward knaue ? Bail. Knight, knight good mother, Bafilifco-like: What, I am dub'd, I haue it on my fhoulder : But mother, I am not Sir Roberts fonne, 1 haue difclaim'd Sir Robert and my land, Legitimation, name, and all is gone ; Then good my mother, let me know my father, Some proper man I hope, who was it mother? Lady, Haft thou denied thy felfe a Faulconbridge ? Baft. As faithfully as I denie the deuill. Lady. King Richard Cordelion was thy father, By long and vehement fuit I was feduc'd To make roome for him in my husbands bed : Heauen lay not my transgreflion to my charge , That art the iffue of my deere offence Which was fo ftrongly vrg'd paft my defence. 'Baft. Now by this light were I to get againe, Madam I would not wifh a better father : Some finnes doe beare their priuiledge on earth, And fo doth yours : your fault, was not your follie, Needs muft you lay your heart at his difpofe, Subletted tribute to commanding loue, Againft whofe furie and vnmatched force, The awlefTe Lion could not wage the fight, Nor keepe his Princely heart from Richards hand : He that perforce robs Lions of their hearts , May eafily winne a womans: aye my mother, With all my heart I thanke thee for my father : Who Hues and dares but fay, thou didft not well When I was got, He fend his foule to hell. Come Lady I will fhew thee to my kinne, And they fhall fay, when Richard me begot, Jf thou hadft fayd him nay, it had beene finne; Who fayes it was, he lyes, I fay twas not. Exeunt. Secunda. Enter before tAngiers, Philip King of France, Lexis ,*Daul- pbin^AnsJria, Conjiance, Arthur. Lewis. Before Algiers well met braue Auftria, Arthur that great fore-runner of thy bloud, Richard that rob'd the Lion of his heart, And fought the holy Warres in Paleftine, By this braue Duke came early to his graue: And for amends to his pofleritie , At our importance hether is he come, To fpread his colours boy, in thy behalfe, And to rebuke the vfurpation Of thy vnnaturall Vncle, Englifh John, Embrace him, loue him, giue him welcome hether. Artb. God fhall forgiue you Cirdelions death The rather, that you giue his ofF-fpring life , Shadowing their right vnder your wings of warre: I giue you welcome with a powerlefle hand, But with a heart full of vnftained loue, Welcome before the gates of Anglers Duke. Levii. A noble boy, who would net doe thee right? Auft. Vpon thy cheeke lay I this zelous kifie, As feale to this indenture of my loue: That to my home I will no more returne Till Anglers, and the right thou haft in France, Together with that pale, that white-fac'd fhore, Whofe foot fpurnes backe the Oceans roaring tides, And coopes from other lands her Ilanders, Euen till that Sngland hedg'd in with the maine, That Water- walled Bulwark e,ftill fecure And confident from forreine purpofes, Euen till that vtmoft corner of the Weft Salute thee for her King, till then faire boy Will I not thinke of home, but follow Armes. Conft. O take his mothers thanks, a widdows thanks, Till your ftrong hand (hall helpe to giue him ftrength, To make a more requitall to your loue. Auft. The peace of heauen is theirs y lift their fwords In fuch a iuft and charitable warre. King. Well, then to worke our Cannon fhall be bent Againft the browes of this refifting towne , Call for our cheefeft men of difcipline , To cull the plots of beft aduantages : Wee'll lay before this towne our Royal bones, Wade to the market-place in Frencb-mens bloud, But we will make it fubieft to this boy. Con. Stay for an anfwer to your Embaflie, Left vnaduis'd you ftaine your fwords with bloud, My Lord Cbattilion may from England bring That right in peace which heere we vrge in warre , And then we fhall repent each drop of bloud , That hot rafh hafte fo indiredtly fhedde. Snter Cbattilion. King. A wonder Lady:lo vpon thy wifh Our MefTenger Cbattilion is arriu'd, What England faies, fay breefely gentle Lord, We coldly paufe for thee, CbatUion fpeake, Chat. Then turne your forces from this paltry fiege , And ftirre them vp againft a mightier taske : England impatient of your iuft demands, Hath put himfelfe in Armes, the aduerfe windes a 2 Whofe 'The life and death of JQng'John. Whofe leifure I haue ftaid, haue giuen him time To land his Legions all as foone as I : His marches are expedient to this towne , His forces ftrong, his Souldiers confident : With him along is come the Mother Queene, An Ace ftirring him to bloud and ftrife , With her her Neece, the Lady Blanch of Spaine , With them a Baftard of the Kings deceaft, And all th'vnfetled humors of the Land, Rafh/mconfiderate, fiery voluntaries, With Ladies faces, and fierce Dragons fpleenes , Haue fold their fortunes at their natiue homes , Bearing their birth-rights proudly on their backs, To make a hazard of new fortunes heere : In briefe, a brauer choyfe of dauntleffe fpirits Then now the Englijh bottomes haue waft o're, Did neuer flote vpon the fwelling tide , To doe offence and fcathe in Chriftendome : The interruption of their churlifh drums Cuts off more circumftance, they are at hand, Drum beatt. To parlie or to fight, therefore prepare. Kin. How much vnlook'd for, is this expedition. Auft. By how much vnexpefted, by fo much We muft awake indeuor for defence, For courage mounteth with occafion, Let them be welcome then, we are prepar'd. Enter K. of England, Baftard, Queene, 'Blanch, Pembroke, and others. K.Iobn. Peace be to France'. If France in peace permit Our iuft and lineall entrance to our owne ; If not, bleede France, and peace afcend to heauen. Whiles we Gods wrathfull agent doe correct Their proud contempt that beats his peace to heauen. Fran. Peace be to England, if that warre returne From France to England, there to liue in peace : England we loue, and for that England; fake, With burden of our armor heere we fweat : This toyle of ours fliould be a worke of thine ; But thou from louing England art fo farre, That thou haft vnder-wrought his lawfull King, Cut off the fequence of pofterity, Out-faced Infant State, and done a rape Vpon the maiden vertue of the Crowne : Looke heere vpon thy brother Geffreyes face, Thefe eyes, thefe browes, were moulJed out of his; This little abftraft doth containe that large , Which died in Geffrey.znd the hand of time, Shall draw this breefe into as huge a volume: That Geffrey was thy elder brother borne , And this his fonne, England was Jeffreys right, And this is Geffreyes in the name of God : How comes it then that thou art call'd a King, When liuing blood doth in thefe temples beat Which owe the crowne, that thou ore-maftereft ? K.Iobn. From whom haft thou this great commiflion To draw my anfwer from thy Articles? (France, Fra. Fro that fupernal ludge that ftirs good thoughts In any beaft of ftrong authoritie, To looke into the blots and ftaines of right, That ludge hath made me guardian to this boy, Vnder whofe warrant I impeach thy wrong, And by whofe helpe I meane to chaftife it. K. lobn. Alack thou doft vfurpe authoritie. Fran. Excufe it is to beat vfurping downe. Queen. Who is it thou doft call vfurper France? Conft. Let me make anfwer : thy vfurping fonne. Queen. Out infolent,thy baftard fhall be King, That thou maift be a Queen, and checke the world. Con. My bed was euer to thy fonne as true As thine was to thy husband, and this boy Liker in feature to his father Geffrey Then thou and Iabn,'m manners being as like, As raine to water, or deuill to his damme ; My boy a baftard f by my foule I thinke His father neuer was fo true begot, It cannot be, and if thou wert his mother. ( ther Queen. Theres a good mother boy, that blots thy fa- Conft. There's a good grandame boy That would blot thee. Auft. Peace. 'Baft. Heare the Cryer. Auft. What the deuill art thou ? 'Baft. One that wil play the deuill fir with you, And a may catch your hide and you alone: You are the Hare of whom the Prouerb goes Whofe valour plucks dead Lyons by the beard ; He fmoake your skin-coat and I catch you right, Sirra looke too't,yfaith I will, yfaith. 'Blan. O well did he become that Lyons robe, That did difrobe the Lion of that robe. Baft. It lies as fightly on the backe of him As great Alcides fhooes vpon an AfTe: But Afle, lie take that burthen from your backe, Or lay on that fhall make your fhoulders cracke. Auft. What cracker is this fame that deafes our eares With this abundance of fuperfluous breath? King Lewii, determine what we fhall doe ftrait. Lev. Women & fooles, breake off your conference. King lobn, this is the very fumme of all : England and Ireland, Algiers, Toraine , Maine, In right of Arthur doe I claime of thee : Wilt thou refigne them, and lay downe thy Armes ? lobn. My life as foone : I doe defie thee France, Arthur of Brita'me, yeeld thee to my hand, And out of my deere loue lie giue thee more, Then ere the coward hand of France can win j Submit thee boy. Queen. Come to thy grandame child. Conf. Doe childe,goe to yt grandame childe, Giue grandame kingdome, and it grandame will Giue yt a plum, a cherry, and a figge, There's a good grandame. Arthur. Good my mother peace, I would that I were low laid in my graue, I am not worth this coyle that's made for me. (weepes. Qu. Mo. His mother fhames him fo , poore boy hee C'M. Now fhame vpon you where fhe does or no, His grandames wrongs, and not his mothers fhames Drawes thofe heauen-mouing pearles fro his poor eies, Which heauen fhall take in nature of a fee: I, with thefe Chriftall beads heauen fhall be brib'd To doe him Iuftice,and reuenge on you. Q. Thou monftrous flanderer of heauen and earth. Con. Thou monftrous Iniurer of heauen and earth, Call not me flanderer, thou and thine vfurpe The Dominations,Royalties, and rights Of this opprefled boy ; this is thy eldeft fonnes fonne, Infortunate in nothing but in thee: Thy 308 The life and death of JQngJohn. Thy finnes are vifited in this poore childe, The Canon of the Law is laide on him, Being but the fecond generation Remoued from thy finne-conceiuing wombe. lobn. Bedlam haue done. Con. I haue but this to fay, That he is not onely plagued for her fin, But God hath made her finne and her, the plague On this remoued iflue, plagued for her, And with her plague her finne: his iniury Her iniurie the Beadle to her finne, All punifh'd in the perfon of this childe, And all for her, a plague vpon her. Que. Thou vnaduifed fcold, I can produce A Will, that barres the title of thy fonne. Qon. I who doubts that, a Will : a wicked will, A womans will, a cankred Grandams will. Fra. Peace Lady, paufe, or be more temperate, It ill befeemes this prefence to cry ayme To thefe ill -tuned repetitions : Some Trumpet fummon hither to the walles Thefe men of Anglers, let vs heare them fpeake," Whofe title they admit, Arthurs or Johns. Trumpet founds. Enter a Citizen "upon the walles. Cit, Who is it that hath warn'd vs to the walles ? Fra. 'Tis France, for England. lobn. England for it felfe : You men of Anglers, and my louing fubiedts. Fra. You louing men of Anglers, Arthurs fubiedts, Our Trumpet call'd you to this gentle parle. lohn. For our aduantage, therefore heare vs firft : Thefe flagges of France that are aduanced heere Before the eye and profpedt of your Towne, Haue hither march'd to your endamagement. The Canons haue their bowels full of wrath, And ready mounted are they to fpit forth Their Iron indignation 'gainft your walles : All preparation for a bloody fiedge And merciles proceeding, by thefe French. Comfort yours Citties eies, your winking gates : And but for our approch, thofe fleeping ftones, That as a wafte doth girdle you about By the compulfion of their Ordinance, By this time from their fixed beds of lime Had bin difhabited, and wide hauocke made For bloody power to rufh vppon your peace. But on the fight of vs your lawfull King, Who painefiilly with much expedient march Haue brought a counter-checke before your gates, To faue vnfcratch'd your Citties threatned cheekes : Behold the French amaz'd vouchfafe a parle, And now indeed of bulletts wrapt in fire To make a Shaking feuer in your walles, They fhoote but calme words, folded vp in fmoake, To make a faithleffe errour in your eares, Which truft accordingly kinde Cittizens, And let vs in. Your King, whofe labour'd fpirits Fore-wearied in this action of fwift fpeede, Craues harbourage within your Citie walles. France. When I haue faide, make anfwer to vs both. Loe in this right hand, whofe protection Is moft diuinely vow'd vpon the right Of him it holds, ftands yong Tlantagenet, Sonne to the elder brother of this man, 309 And King ore him, and all that he enioyes : For this downe-troden equity, we tread In warlike march, thefe greenes before your Towne, Being no further enemy to you Then the conftraint of hofpitable zeale, In the releefe of this opprefled childe, Religioufly prouokes. Be pleafed then To pay that dutie which you truly owe, To him that owes it, namely, this yong Prince, And then our Armes, like to a muzled Beare, Saue in afpect, hath all offence feal'd vp : Our Cannons malice vainly fhall be fpent Againft th'involuerable clouds of heauen, And with a blefTed and vn-vext retyre, With vnhack'd fwords, and Helmets all vnbruis'd, We will beare home that luftie blood againe, Which heere we came to fpout againft your Towne, And leaue your children, wiues, and you in peace. But if you fondly pafle our proffer' d offer, 'Tis not the rounder of your old-fac'd walles, Can hide you from our meflengers of Warre, Though all thefe Englifh, and their difcipline Were harbour'd in their rude circumference : Then tell vs, Shall your Citie call vs Lord, In that behalfe which we haue challenged it? Or fhall we giue the fignall to our rage, And ftalke in blood to our pofTeffion ? Cit. In breefe, we are the King of Englands fubiedts For him, and in his right, we hold this Towne. lohn. Acknowledge then the King, and let me in. Cit. That can we not : but he that proues the King To him will we proue loyall, till that time Haue we ramm'd vp our gates againft the world. lobn. Doth not the Crowne of England, prooue the King? And if not that, I bring you WitnefTes Twice fifteene thoufand hearts of Englands breed. Baft. Baftards and elfe. lohn. To verifie our title with their Hues. Fran. As many and as well-borne bloods as thofe. 'Baft. Some Baftards too. Fran. Stand "in his face to contradict his claime. Cit. Till you compound whofe right is worthieft, We for the worthieft hold the right from both. lobn. Then God forgiue the finne of all thofe foules, That to their euerlafting refidence, Before the dew of euening fall, fhall fieete In dreadfull triall of our kingdomes King Fran. Amen, Amen, mount Cheualiers to Armes. 'Baft. Saint George that fwindg'd the Dragon, And ere fince fit's on's horfebacke at mine Hofteffe dore Teach vs fome fence. Sirrah, were I at home At your den firrah, with your Lionnefle, I would fet an Oxe-head to your Lyons hide: And make a monfter of you. Auft. Peace, no more. 'Baft. O tremble: for you heare the Lyon rore. lohn. Vp higher to the plaine, where we'l fet forth In beft appointment all our Regiments. Baft . Speed then to take aduantage of the field. Fra. It fhall be fo, and at the other hill Command the reft to ftand, God and our right. Exeunt Heere after excurfions, Enter the Herald of France iitb Trumpets to the gates. F. Her. You men of Angiers open wide your gates, And let yong Arthur Duke of Britaine in, A a 3 Wh The life and death oflQngJohn. Who by the hand of France, this day hath made Much worke for teares in many an Englifli mother, Whofe fonnes lye fcattered on the bleeding ground : Many a widdowes husband groueling lies, Coldly embracing the difcoloured earrh, And vidtorie with little loffe doth play Vpon the dancing banners of the French, Who are at hand triumphantly difplayed To enter Conquerors, and to proclaime Arthur of Britaine, Englands King, and yours. Enter Sr.glijh Herald rtitb Trumpet. E.Har. Reioyce you men of Angier$,nng your bels, King lobn, your king and Englands, doth approach, Commander of this hot malicious day, Their Armours that march'd hence Ib filuer bright, Hither returne all gilt with Frenchmens blood : There (hicke no plume in any Englifli Creft, That is remoued by a ftafte or France ; Our colours do returne in thofe fame hands That did difplay them when we firft marcht forth : And like a iolly troope of Huntfmen come Our luftie Englifli, all with purpled hands, Dide in the dying (laughter of their foes, Open your gates, and giue the Victors way. Hubert. Hera Ids, from off our towres we might behold From firft to laft, the on-fet and retyre Of both yonr Armies, whole equality By our beft eyes cannot be cenfured : (blowes : Blood hath bought blood, and blowes haue anfwerd Strength matcht with ftrength, and power confronted power, Both are alike, and both alike we like : One muft proue greateft. While they weigh fo euen, We hold our Towne for neither : yet for both. Enter the two Kingt with their pervert, atjeuerall doaret, lobn. France, haft thou yet more blood to caft away? Say, fliall the currant of our right rome on, Whofe paffage vext with thy impediment, Shall leaue his natiue channel!, and ore-fwell with courfe difturb'd euen thy confining ftiores, Vnlefle thou let his filuer Water, keepe A peacefull progreffe to the Ocean. Fra. England thou haft not fau'd one drop of blood In this hot triall more then we of France, Rather loft more. And by this hand I fweare That fwayes the earth this Climate ouer-lookes, Before we will lay downe our iuft-borne Armes, Wee'l put thee downe,'gainft whom thefe Armes wee Or adde a royal 1 number to the dead : (beare, Gracing the fcroule that tels of this warres loffe, With (laughter coupled to the name of kings. Baft . Ha Maiefty : how high thy glory towres, When the rich blood of kings is fet on fire : Oh now doth death line his dead chaps with fteele, The fwords of fouldiers are his teeth, his phangs, And now he feafts, moufang the flefli of men In vndetermin'd differences of kings. Why ftand thefe royall fronts amazed thus : Cry hauocke kings, backe to the ftained field You equall Potents, fierie kindled fpirits, Then let confufion of one part confirm The others peace : till then, blowes, blood, and death. John. Whole party do the Townefmen yet admit, ? Fra. Speeke Citizens for England, whofe your king. Hub. The king ofngland,when we know the king. Fra. Know him in vs, that heere hold vp his right. lobn. In Vs, that are our owne great Deputie, And beare poffeflion of our Perfon heere, Lord of our prefence Angiers, and of you. Fra. A greater powre then We denies all this, And till it be vndoubted,we do locke Our former fcruple in our ftrong barr'd gates : Kings of our feare, vntill our feares refolu'd Be by fome certaine king, purg'd and depos'd. Baft. By heauen, thefe fcroyles of Angiers flout you And ftand fecurely on their battelments, ('kings, As in a Theater, whence they gape and point At your induftrious Scenes and adts of death. Your Royall prefences be rul'd by mee, Do like the Mutines of lerufalem, Be friends a-while, and both conioyntly bend Your fharpeft Deeds of malice on this Towne. By Eaft and Weft let France and England mount. Their battering Canon charged to the mouthes, Till their foule-fearing clamours haue braul'd downe The flintie ribbes of this contemptuous Citie, I'de play inceffantly vpon thefe lades, Euen till vnfenced defolation Leaue them as naked as the vulgar ayre : That done, diffeuer your vnited ftrengths, And part your mingled colours once againe, Turne face to face, and bloody point to point: Then in a moment Fortune (hall cull forth Out of one fide her happy Minion, To whom in fauour fhe fliall giue the day, And kiffe him with a glorious victory : How like you this wilde counfell mighty States, Smackes it not fomething of the pollcie. lobn. Now by the sky that hangs aboue our heads, I like it well. France, (hall we knit our powres, And lay this Angiers euen with the ground, Then after fight who ftiall be king of it ? 'Baft. And if thou haft the mettle of a king, Being wrong'd as we are by this peeuifh Towne : Turne thou the mouth of thy Artillerie, As we will ours, againft thefe fawcie walles, And when that we haue dafli'd them to the ground, Why then defie each other, and pell-mell, Make worke vpon our felues,for heauen or hell. Fra. Let it be fo : fay, where will you affault ? lobn. We from the Weft will fend deftrudlion Into this Cities bofome. Aufl. I from the North. Fran. Our Thunder from the South, Shall raine their drift of bullets on this Towne. 'Baft. O prudent difcipline ! From North to South : Auftria and France {hoot in each others mouth. He ftirre them to it : Come, away, away. Hub. Heare vs great kings, vouchfafe awhile to ftay And I fliall fliew you peace, and faire-fac'd league : Win you this Citie without ftroke, or wound, Refcue thofe breathing Hues to dye in beds, That heere come facrifices for the field. Perfeuer not, but heare me mighty kings. lobn. Speake on with fauour,we are bent to heare. Hub. That daughter there of Spaine,the Lady Blanch Is neere to England, looke vpon the yeeres OfLe-cees the Dolphin, and that louely maid. If luftie loue fliould go in queft of beautie, Where 310 The life and death ofJ^Jng "John. 7 Where fliould he finde it fairer, then in 'Blanch : If zealous loue fliould go in fearch of vertue, Where fliould he finde it purer then in Blanch? If loue ambitious, fought a match of birth, Whofe veines bound richer blood then Lady ^BAzc A? Such as flie is, in beautie, vertue, birth, Is the yong Dolphin euery way compleat, If not compleat of, fay he is not fhee, And (he againe wants nothing, to name want, If want it be not, that (he is not hee : He is the halfe part of a blefied man, Left to be finiflied by fuch as fhee, . And fhe a faire diuided excellence, Whofe fulnefie of perfection lyes in him. O two fuch filuer currents when they ioyne Do glorifie the bankes that bound them in : And two fuch fliores, to two fuch ftreames made one, Two fuch controlling bounds fliall you be, kings, To thefe two Princes, if you marrie them: This Vnion fhall do more then batterie can To our faft clofed gates : for at this match, With fwifter fpleene then powder can enforce The mouth of paffage fhall we fling wide ope, And glue you entrance : but without this match, The fea enraged is not halfe fo deafe, Lyons more confident, Mountaines and rockes More free ftom morion, no not death himfelfe In mortall furie halfe fo peremptorie, As we to keepe this Citie. 'Bafl. Heeres a flay, That fhakes the rotten carkafTe of old death Out of his ragges. Here's a large mouth indeede, That fpits forth death, and mountaines, rockes, and feas, Talkes as familiarly of roaring Lyons, As maids of thirteene do of puppi-dogges. What Cannoneere begot this luftie blood, He fpeakes plaine Cannon fire, and fmoake, and bounce, He giues the baftinado with his tongue : Our eares are cudgel'd, not a word of his But buffets better then a fift of France : Zounds, I was neuer fo bethumpt with words, Since I firft cal'd my brothers father Dad. Old Qu. Son, lift to this conjunction, make this match Giue with our Neece a dowrie large enough, For by this knot, thou fhalt fo furely tye Thy now vnfur d affurance to the Crowne, That yon greene boy fhall haue no Sunne to ripe The bloome that promifeth a mightie fruite. I fee a yeelding in the lookes of France : Marke how they whifper, vrge them while their foules Are capeable of this ambition, Leaft zeale now melted by the windie breath Of foft petitions, pittie and remorfe, Coole and congeale againe to what it was. Hub. Why anfwer not the double Maiefties, This friendly treatie of our threatned Towne. Fra. Speake England fir ft, that hath bin forward firft To fpeake vnto this Cittie : what fay you ? lobn.lf that the Dolphin there thy Princely fbnne, Can in this booke of beautie read, I loue : Her Dowrie fhall weigh equall with a Queene : For Anglers, and faire Toraine Maine, Pay filers , And all that we vpon this fide the Sea, (Except this Cittie now by vs befiedg'd) Finde liable to our Crowne and Dignitie, Shall gild her bridall bed and make her rich In titles, honors, and promotions, As fhe in beautie, education, blood, Holdes hand with any PrincefTe of the world. Fra. What fai'ft thou boy f looke in the Ladies face, Dol. I do my Lord, and in her eie I find A wonder, or a wondrous miracle, The fhadow of my felfe form'd in her eye, Which being but the fhadow of your fonne, Becomes a fonne and makes your fonne a fhadow: I do proteft I neuer lou'd my felfe Till now, infixed I beheld my felfe, Drawne in the flattering table of her eie. Whiff ers with Blanch. Baft. Drawne in the flattering table of her eie, Hang'd in the frowning wrinkle of her brow, And quarter'd in her heart, hee doth efpie Himfelfe loues traytor, this is pittie now 5 That hang'd, and drawne, and quarter'd there fliould be In fuch a loue, fo vile a Lout as he. Blan. My vnckles will in this refpect is mine, If he fee ought in you that makes him like, That any thing he fee's which moues his liking, I can with eafe tranfiate it to my will : Or if you will, to fpeake more properly, I will enforce it eaflie to my loue. Further I will not flatter you, my Lord, That all I fee in you is worthie loue, Then this, that nothing do I fee in you, Though churlifh thoughts themfelues fliould bee your ludge, That I can finde, fhould merit any hate. lobn. What faie thefe yong-ones ? What fay you my Neece ? Blan. That fhe is bound in honor ftill to do What you in wifedome ftill vouchfafe to fay. lobn. Speake then Prince Dolphin, can you loue this Ladie ? Dol. Nay aske me if I can refraine from loue, For I doe loue her moft vnfainedly. lobn. Then do I giue TJolqueffen, Toraine, Maine, Poyf}iers,and Anlovn, thefe fiue Prouinces With her to thee, and this addition more, Full thirty thoufand Markes of Englifh coyne : Phillip of France, if thou be pleaf'd withall, Command thy fonne and daughtet to ioyne hands. Fra. It likes vs well young Princes : clofe your hands Auft . And your lippes too, for I am well aflur'd, That I did fo when I was firft aflur'd. Fra. Now Cittizens of Angires ope your gates, Let in that amitie which you haue made, For at Saint Maries Chappell prefently, The rights of marriage fhallbe folemniz'd. Is not the Ladie Con/lance in this trooped I know fhe is not for this match made vp, Her prefence would haue interrupted much. Where is fhe and her fonne, tell me, who knowes ? Dol. She is fad and pafsionate at your highnes Tent. Fra. And by my faith, this league that we haue made Will giue her fadnefTe very little cure : Brother of England, how may we content This widdow Lady ? In her right we came, Which we God knowes, haue turn d another way, To our owne vantage. lobn. We will heale vp all, For wee'l create yong Arthur Duke of Britaine And Earle ofRichmond, and this rich faire Towne We 8 'The life and death offing lohn. We make him Lord of. Call the Lady Con/lance, Some fpeedy Meflenger bid her repaire To our folemnity : 1 truft we fliall , (If not fill vp the meafure of her will) Yet in fome meafure fatisfie her fo, That we {hall flop her exclamation, Go we as well as haft will fufter vs, To this vnlook'd for vnprepared pompe. Exeunt. Baft. Mad world, mad kings, mad competition : lobn to flop Arthurs Title in the whole, Hath willingly departed with a part, And France, whofe armour Confcience buckled on, Whom zeale and charitie brought to the field, As Gods owne fouldier, rounded in the eare, With that fame purpofe-changer, that flye diuel, That Broker, that flill breakes the pate of faith, That dayly breake-vow, he that winnes of all, Of kings, of beggers, old men, yong men, maids, Who hauing no external! thing to loofe, But the word Maid, cheats the poore Maide of that. That fmooth-fac'd Gentleman, tickling commoditie, Commoditie, the byas of the world, The world, who of it felfe is peyfed well, Made to run euen, vpon euen ground ; Till this aduantage, this vile drawing byas, This fway of motion, this commoditie, Makes it take head from all indifferency, From all direction, purpofe, courfe, intent. And this fame byas, this Commoditie, This Bawd, this Broker, this all-changing-word, Clap'd on the outward eye of fickle France, Hath drawne him from his owne determin'd ayd, From a refolu'd and honourable warfe, To a moft bafe and vile-concluded peace. And why rayle I on this Commoditie ? But for becaufe he hath not wooed me yet : Not that I haue the power to clutch my hand, When his faire Angels would falute my palme, But for my hand, as vnattempted yet, Like a poore begger, raileth on the rich. Well, whiles I am a begger, I will raile, And fay there is no fin but to be rich : And being rich, my vertue then fliall be, To fay there is no vice, but beggerie : Since Kings breake faith vpon commoditie, Gaine be my Lord, for I will worfliip thee. Bxlt. Secundus Enter Conftance, Arthur, and Salisbury. Con. Gone to be married? Gone to fweare a peace ? Falfe blood to falfe blood ioyn'd. Gone to be freinds ? Shall LtTvis haue Blaunch, and *Blauncb thofe Prouinces? It is not fo, thou haft mifpoke,mifheard, Be well aduifd, tell ore thy tale againe. It cannot be, thou do'ft but fay 'tis fo. I truft I may not truft thee, for thy word Is but the vaine breath of a common man: Beleeue me, I doe not beleeue thee man, I haue a Kings oath to the contrarie. Thou flialt be punifli'd for thus frighting me, For I am ficke, and capeable of feares, Oppreft with wrongs, and therefore full of feares, A widdow, husbandles, fubiedl to feares, A woman naturally borne to feares ; And though thou now confefle thou didft but ieft With my vext fpirits, I cannot take a Truce, But they will quake and tremble all this day. What doft thou meane by fliaking of thy head f Why doft thou looke fo fadly on my fonne ? What meanes that hand vpon that breaft of thine ? Why holdes thine eie that lamentable rhewme, Like a proud riuer peering ore his bounds ? Be thefe fad fignes confirmers of thy words ? Then fpeake againe, not all thy former tale, But this one word, whether thy tale be true. Sal. As true as I beleeue you thinke them falfe, That giue you caufe to proue my faying true. Con. Oh if thou teach me to beleeue this forrow, Teach thou this forrow, how to make me dye, And let beleefe, and life encounter fo, As doth the furie of two defperate men, Which in the very meeting fall, and dye. Levees marry Blauncb? O boy, then where art thou ? France friend with England, what becomes of me f Fellow be gone : I cannot brooke thy fight, This newes hath made thee a moft vgly man. Sal. What other harme heue I good Lady done, But fpoke the harme, that is by others done ? Con. Which harme within it felfe fo heynous is, As it makes harmefull all that fpeake of it. Ar. I do befeech you Madam be content. Con. If thou that bidft me be content, wert grim Vgly, and flandrous to thy Mothers wombe, Full of vnpleafing blots, and fightlefle ftaines, Lame, foolifli, crooked, fwart, prodigious, Patch'd with foule Moles, and eye-ofFending markes, I would not care, I then would be content, For then I fliould not loue thee : no, nor thou Become thy great birth, nor deferue a Crowne. But thou art faire, and at thy birth (deere boy) Nature and Fortune ioyn'd to make thee great. Of Natures guifts, thou mayft with Lillies boaft, And with the halfe-blowne Rofe. But Fortune, oh, She is corrupted, chang'd, and wonne from thee, Sh'adulterates hourely with thine Vnckle lobn, And with her golden hand hath pluckt on France To tread downe faire refpect of Soueraigntie, And made his Maieftie the bawd to theirs. France is a Bawd to Fortune, and king lobn, That ftrumpet Fortune, that vfurping lobn : Tell me thou fellow, is not France forfworne ? Euvenom him with words, or get thee gone, And leaue thofe woes alone, which I alone Am bound to vnder-beare. Sal. Pardon me Madam, I may not goe without you to the kings. Con. Thou maift, thou flialt, I will not go with thee, I will inftrudr. my forrowes to bee proud, For greefe is proud, and makes his owner ftoope, To me and to the ftate of my great greefe, Let kings aflemble : for my greefe's fo great, That no fupporter but the huge firme earth Can hold it vp : here I and forrowes fit, Heere is my Throne, bid kings come bow to it. AEltu The life and death ofRjngJohn. Tertius,Sc,tv. Then 'Bullingbrooke, as low as to thy heart, Through the falfe paflage of thy throat; thou lyeft: Three parts of that receipt I had for Callice, Disburft I to his Highnefle fouldiersj The other part referu'd I by confent, For that my Soueraigne Liege was in my debt, Vpon remainder of a deere Accompt, Since laft I went to France to fetch his Queene : Now fwallow downe that Lye. For Gloufters death, I flew him not; but (to mine owne difgrace) Negledted my fworne duty in that cafe : For you my noble Lord of Lanca/ier, The honourable Father to my foe, Once I did lay an ambufh for your life, A trefpafle that doth vex my greeued foule : But ere I laft receiu'd the Sacrament, I did confefle it, and exactly begg'd Your Graces pardon, and I hope I had it. This is my fault : as for the reft appeal'd, It iflues from the rancour of a Villaine, A recreant, and moft degenerate Traitor, Which in my felfe I boldly will defend, And interchangeably hurle downe my gage Vpon this ouer-weening Traitors foote, To proue my felfe a loyall Gentleman, Euen in the beft blood chamber'd in his bofome. In haft whereof, moft heartily I pray Your Highnefle to afligne our Triall day. King. Wrath-kindled Gentlemen be rul'd by me : Let's purge this choller without letting blood: This we prefcribe, though no Phyfition, Deepe malice makes too deepe incifion. Forget, forgiue, conclude, and be agreed, Our Doctors lay, This is no time to bleed. Good Vnckle, let this end where it begun, Wee'l calme the Duke of Norfolke ; you, your fon. Gaunt. To be a make-peace fhall become my age, Throw downe (my fonne) the Duke of Norfolkes gage. King. And Norfolke, throw downe his. Gaunt. When Harris when? Obedience bids, Obedience bids I fhould not bid agen. King. Norfolke, throw downe, we bidde ; there is no boote. Mow.My felfe I throw"( dread Soueraigne )at thy foot. My life thou fhalt command, but not my fliame, The one my dutie owes, but my faire name Defpight of death, that Hues vpon my graue To darke dishonours vfe, thou fhalt not haue. I am difgrac'd, impeach'd, and baffel'd heere, Pierc'd to the foule with flanders venom'd fpeare : The which no balme can cure, but his heart blood Which breath'd this poyfon. King. Rage muft be withftood : Giue me his gage : Lyons make Leopards tame. JI4e.Yea, but not change his fpots:take but my lhame, And I refigne my gage. My deere, deere Lord, The pureft treafure mortall times afford Is fpotlefle reputation : that away, Men are but gilded loame, or painted clay. A lewell in a ten times barr'd vp Cheft, Is a bold fpirit, in a loyall breft. Mine Honor is my life ; both grow in one: Take Honor from me, and my life is done. Then (deere my Liege) mine Honor let me trie, In that I liue ; and for that will I die. King. Coofin, throw downe your gage, Do you begin. "Bui. Oh heauen defend my foule from fuch foule fin. Shall I feeme Creft-falne in my fathers fight, Or with pale beggar-feare impeach my hight Before this out-dar'd daftard ? Ere my toong, Shall wound mine honor with fuch feeble wrong; Or found fo bafe a parle : my teeth fhall teare The flaui/h motiue of recanting feare, And fpit it bleeding in his high difgrace, Where fhame doth harbour, euen in i^fotvbrayes face. Exit Gaunt. King. We were not borne to fue, but to command, Which fince we cannot do to make you friends, Be readie, (as your Hues fhall anfwer it) At Couentree, vpon S. Lamberts day : There fhall your fwords and Lances arbitrate The fwelling difference of your fetled hate : Since we cannot attone you, you fhall fee Iuftice defigne the Victors Chiualrie. Lord Marfhall, command our Officers at Armes, Be readie to direft thefe home Alarmes. Exeunt. Sccena Secunda. Enter Cjaunt ^and^Dutcbeffe of Gloucefter. Gaunt. Alas, the part I had in Gloufters blood, Doth more folicite me then your exclaimes, To ftirre againft the Butchers of his life. But The life and death of 'Richard the fecond. But fince correction lyeth in thofe hands Which made the fault that we cannot correct, Put we our quarrell to the will of heauen, Who when they fee the houres ripe on earth, Will raigne hot vengeance on offenders heads. Dut. Findes brotherhood in thee no (harper fpurre ? Hath loue in thy old blood no liuing fire? Edwards feuen fonnes (whereof thy felfe art one) Were as feucn violles of his Sacred blood, Or feuen faire branches fpringing from one roote : Some of thofe feuen are dride by natures courfe, Some of thofe branches by the deftinies cut: But Thomas, my deere Lord, my life, my Gloufter, One Violl full of Edwards Sacred blood, One flourishing branch ofhis moft Royall roote Is crack'd, and all the precious liquor fpiltj Is hackt downe, and his fummer leafes all vaded By Enuies hand, and Murders bloody Axe. Ah Gaunt ! His blood was thine, that bed, that wombe, That mettle, that felfe-mould that fafhion'd thee, Made him a man : and though thou liu'ft, and breath'ft, Yet art thou flaine in him : thou doft confent In fome large meafure to thy Fathers death, In that thou feeft thy wretched brother dye, Who was the model! of thy Fathers life. Call it not patience (Gaunt] it is difpaire, In fuffring thus thy brother to be flaughter'd, Thou fhew'ft the naked pathway to thy life, Teaching fterne murther how to butcher thee : That which in meane men we intitle patience Is pale cold cowardice in noble brefts : What (hall I fay, to fafegard thine owne life, The beft way is to venge my Gloufters death. <7az<. Heauens is the quarrell : for heauens fubftitute His Deputy annointed in his fight, Hath caus'd his death, the which if wrongfully Let heauen reuenge : for I may neuer lift An angry arme againft his Minifter. 'Dut. Where then (alas may I)complaint my felfe Gau. To heauen, the widdowes Champion to defence Dut. Why then I will: farewell old Gaunt. Thou go'ft to Couentrie, there to behold Our Cofine Herford, and fell Mowbray fight : fit my husbands wrongs on Herfords fpeare, That it may enter butcher Mo wbrayes breft: Or if misfortune mifle the firft carreere, Be Mowbrayes finnes fo heauy in his bofome, That they may breake his foaming Courfers backe, And throw the Rider headlong in the Lifts, A Caytiffe recreant to my Cofine Herford: Farewell old Gaunt, thy forr.etimes brothers wife With her companion Greefe, muft end her life. Gau. Sifter farewell : I muft to Couentree, As much good ftay with thee, as go with mee. Dut. Yet one wotd more : Greefe boundeth where it Not with 'the emptie hcllownes,but weight : (falls, 1 take my leaue, before I haue begun, For forrow ends not, when it feemeth done. Commend me to my brother Edmund Yerl^e. Loe, this is all : nay, yet depart not fo, Though this be all, do not fo quickly go, I (hall remember more. Bid him, Oh, what? With all good fpeed at Plafliie vifit mee. Alacke, and what (hall good old Yorke there fee But empty lodgings, and vnfurnifli'd walles, Vn-peopel'd Offices, vntroden (tones ? And what heare there for welcome, but my grones? Therefore commend me, let him not come there, To feeke out forrow, that dwels euery where : Defolate, defolate will I hence, and dye, The laft leaue of thee, takes my weeping eye. Exeunt Scena Tertia. Enter cMarJhall, and Aumerle. Mar. My L. Aumerle, is Harry Herford arm'd. Aum. Yea, at all points, and longs to enter in. Mar. The Duke of Norfolke, fprightfully and bold, Stayes but the fummons of the Appealants Trumpet. Au, Why then the Champions, "are prepar'd,and ftay For nothing but his Maiefties approach. FJouriJb. Enter King, Gaunt, Bu/hy , Bagot, Greene, & others : Then (^Mo-abray in Ar- mor, and Harrold. Rich. Marshall, demand of yonder Champion The caufe ofhis arriuall heere in Armes, Aske him his name, and orderly proceed To fweare him in the iuftice ofhis caufe. Mar. In Gods name, and the Kings,fay who y art, And why thou com'ft thus knightly clad in Armes? Againft what man thou com'ft,and what's thy quarrell, Speake truly on thy knighthood, and thine oath, As fo defend thee heauen, and thy valour. cflfciv. My name is Tho. Mirebray,Duke of Norfolk, Who hither comes engaged by my oath (Which heauen defend a knight fhould violate) Both to defend my loyalty and truth, To God, my King, and his fucceeding ifiue, Againft the Duke of Herford, that appeales me : And by the grace of God, and this mine arme, To proue him (in defending of my felfe) A Traitor to my God, my King, and me, And as I truly fight, defend me heauen. Tucket. Enter Hereford, and Harold. Rich. Marfliall : Aske yonder Knight in Armes, Both who he is, and why he commeth hither, Thus placed in habiliments of warre : And formerly according to our Law Depofe him in the iuftice of his caufe. Mar. What is thy name? and wherfore comft y hither Before King Richard in his Royall Lifts? Againft whom com'ft thou? and what's thy quarrell? Speake like a true Knight, fo defend thee heauen. 'Bui. Harry of Herford, Lancafter, and Derbie, Am I : who ready heere do (land in Armes, To proue by heauens grace, and my bodies valour, In Lifts, on Thomas Mwbray Duke of Norfolke, That he's a Traitor foule, and dangerous, To God of heauen, King Richard, and to me, And as I truly fight, defend me heauen. Mar. On paine of death, no perfon be fo bold, Or daring hardie as to touch the Liftes, Except the Marftiall, and fuch Officers Appointed to direct thefe faire defignes. 'Bui. Lord Marfliall, let me kifle my Soueraigns hand, And bow my knee before his Maieftie : For Motvbrcy and my felfe are like two men, That vow a long and weary pilgrimage, r Then 26 The life and death ofT^chardthefecond. Then let vs take a ceremonious leaue And louing farwell of our feuerall friends. Mar.The Appealant in all duty greets your Highnes, And craues to kille your hand, and take his leaue. 'Rjcb. We will defcend,and fold him in our armes. Cofm of Herford, as thy caufe is iuft, So be thy fortune in this Royall fight : Farewell, my blood, which if to day thou fhead, Lament we may, but not reuenge thee dead. 'Bull. Oh let no noble eye prophane a teare For me, if I be gor'd with <&fo-ubrayes fpeare : As confident, as is the Falcons flight Againft a bird, do I with Mmbray fight. My louing Lord, I take my leaue of you, Of you (my Noble Cofm) LorAtAumerle; Not ficke, although I haue to do with death, But luftie, yong, and cheerely drawing breath. Loe, as at Englifh Feafts, fo I regreete The daintieft laft, to make the end moft fweet. Oh thou the earthy author of my blood, Whofe youthfull fpirit in me regenerate, Doth with a two-fold rigor lift mee vp To reach at victory aboue my head, Adde proofe vnto mine Armour with thy prayres, And with thy blefsings fteele my Lances point, That it may enter Mcwtrayes waxen Coate, And furnifli new the name of lobn a Gaunt, Euen in the lufty hauiourof his fonne. Gaunt.Hezuen in thy good caufe make thee profp'rous Be fwift like lightning in the execution, And let thy blowes doubly redoubled, Fall like amazing thunder on the Caske Of thy amaz'd pernicious enemy. Roaze vp thy youthfull blood, be valiant,and liue. *Bul. Mine innocence, and S.George to thriue. Mov. How euer heauen or fortune caft my lot, There liues, or dies, true to Kings Richards Throne, A loyall, iuft, and vpright Gentleman : Neuer did Captiue with a freer heart, Caft oft" his chaines of bondage, and embrace His golden vncontrouFd enfranchifement, More then my dancing foule doth celebrate This Feaft of Battell, with mine Aduerfarie. Moft mighty Liege, and my companion Peeres, Take from my mouth, the wifli of happy ycares, As gentle, and as iocond,as to ieft, Go I to fight : Truth, hath a quiet breft. Rich. Farewell, my Lord, fecurely I efpy Vertue with Valour, couched in thine eye : Order the triall Marshall, and begin. e/War. Harrle of Herford, Lancafter, and Derby, Receiue thy Launce, and heauen defend thy right. 'Bui. Strong as a towre in hope, I cry Amen. Mar. Go beare this Lance to Thomas D. of Norfolke. I.Har. Harry of Herford, Lancajler, and Derbie, Stands heere for God, his Soueraigne, and himfelfe, On paine to be found falfe, and recreant, To proue the Duke of Norfolke, Thomas Mwbray, A Traitor to his God, his King, and him, And dares him to fet forwards to the fight. 2. Har. Here ftandeth Tbo:Moivbray Duke of Norfolk On paine to be found falfe and recreant, Both to defend himfelfe, and to approue Henry of Herford, Larcafter, and Derby, To God, his Soueraigne, and to him difloyall: Couragioufly,and with a free defire Attending but the fignall to begin. A charge founded Mar. Sound Trumpets, and fet forward Combatants: Stay, the King hath throwne his Warder downe. Rich. Let them lay by their Helmets & their Speares, And both returne backe to their Chaires againe : Withdraw with vs, and let the Trumpets found, While we returne thefe Dukes what we decree. A long Flourijb. Draw neere and lift What with our Councell we haue done. For that our kingdomes earth fliould not be foyld With that deere blood which it hath foftered, And for our eyes do hate the dire afpedt Of ciuill wounds plowgh'd vp with neighbors fwords, Which fo rouz'd vp with boyftrous vntun'd drummes, With harih refounding Trumpets dreadfull bray, And grating fliocke of wrathfull yron Armes, Might from our quiet Confines fright faire peace, And make vs wade euen in our kindreds blood : Therefore, we banifh you our Territories. You Cofin Herford, vpon paine of death, Till twice fiue Summers haue enrich'd our fields, Shall not regreet our faire dominions, But treade the ftranger pathes of banifhment. Bui. Your will be done: This muft my comfort be, That Sun that warmes you heere, fhall fliineon me: And thofe his golden beames to you heere lent, Shall point on me, and gild my banifhment. Rich. Norfolke: for thee remaines a heauier dombe, Which I with fume vnwillingnefie pronounce, The flye flow houres fliall not determinate The datelefle limit of thy deere exile: The hopeleffe word, of Neuer to returne, Breath I againft thee, vpon paine of life. Mow. A heauy fentence, my moft Soueraigne Liege, And all vnlook'd for from your HighnefTe mouth : A deerer merit, not fo deepe a maime, As to be caft forth in the common ayre Haue I deferued at your Highneffe hands. The Language I haue learn'd thefe forty yeares (My natiue Englifli) now I muft forgo, And now my tongues vfe is to me no more, Then an vnftringed Vyall, or a Harpe, Or like a cunning Inftrument cas'd vp, Or being open, put into his hands That knowes no touch to tune the harmony. Within my mouth you haue engaol'd my tongue, Doubly percullift with my teeth and lippes, And dull, vnfeeling, barren ignorance, Is made my Gaoler to attend on me : I am too old to fawne vpon a Nurfe, Too farre in yeeres to be a pupill now : What is thy fentence then, but fpecchlefle death, Which robs my tongue from breathing natiue breath ? RJcb, It boots thee not to be compafsionate, After our fentence, plaining comes too late. c^fcw. Then thus I turne me from my countries light To dwell in folemne ihades of endlefle night. Rie. Returne againe, and take an oath with thee, Lay on our Royall fword, your baniflit hands ; Sweare by the duty that you owe to heauen (Our part therein we banifh with your felues) To keepe the Oath that we adminifter : You ueuer fliall (fo helpe you Truth, and Heauen) Embrace each others loue in banifliment, Nor euer looke vpon each others face, Nor The life and death of^ichardthefccond. Nor euer write, regreete, or reconcile This lowring tempeft of your home-bred hate, Nor euer by aduiled purpofe meete, To plot, contriue, or complot any ill, 'Gainft Vs, our State, our Subie&s, or our Land. ''Bull. I fweare. Mow. And I, to keepe all this. Bui. Norfolke, fo fare, as to mine enemie, By this time ('had the King permitted vs) One of our faults had wandred in the ayre, Banifh'd this fraile fepulchre of our flefh, As now our flefli is banifh'd from this Land. Confefle thy Treafons, ere thou flye this Realme, Since thou haft farre to go, beare not along The clogging burthen of a guilty foule. cflfc,w. No 'Bullingbrolfe : If euer I were Traitor, My name be blotted from the booke of Life, And I from heauen banifh'd,as from hence : But what thou art, heauen, thou, and I do know, And all too foone (I feare) the King /hall rue. Farewell (my Liege) now no way can I ftray, Saue backe to England, all the worlds my way. Sxit, 'Rjch. Vncle, euen in the glafies of thine eyes I fee thy greeued heart : thy fad afpedt, Hath from the number of his banifh'd yeares Pluck'd foure away : Six frozen Winters fpent, Returne with welcome home, from banifhment: 'Bui. How long a time lyes in one little word: Foure lagging Winters, and foure wanton fprings End in a word, fuch is the breath of Kings. Gaunt. I thanke my Liege, that in regard of me He fhortens foure yeares of my fonnes exile : But little vantage fhall I reape thereby. For ere the fixe yeares that he hath to fpend Can change their Moones, and bring their times about, My oyle-dride Lampe, and time-bewafted light Shall be extincl: with age, and endlefle night : My inch ofTaper, will be burnt, and done, And blindfold death, not let me fee my fonne. Rich. Why Vncle, thou haft many yeeres to liue, Gaunt. But not a minute (King) that thou canft giue ; Shorten my dayes thou canft with fudden forow, And plucke nights from me, but not lend a morrow : Thou canft helpe time to furrow me with age, But ftop no wrinkle in his pilgrimage : Thy word is currant with him, for my death, But dead, thy kingdome cannot buy my breath. Ric . Thy fonne is banifh'd vpon good aduice, Whereto thy tongue a party-verdidl gaue, Why at our luftice feem'ft thou then to lowre? Gau. Things fweet to taft, proue in digeftion fowre : You vrg'd me as a ludge, but I had rather you would haue bid me argue like a Father. Alas, I look'd when fome of you fhould fay, I was too ftricSl to make mine owne away: But you gaue leaue to my vnwilling tong, Againft my will, to do my felfe this wrong. Sjcb, Cofine farewell : and Vncle bid him fo : Six yeares we banifh him, and he fhall go. Exit. Flour ijh. Au. Cofine farewell : what prefence muft not know From where you do remaine, let paper fhow. Mar. My Lord, no leaue take I, for I will ride As farre as land will let me, by your fide. Gaunt.Oh to what purpofe doft thou hord thy words, That thou teturnft no greeting to thy friends? 'Bull. I haue too few to take my leaue of you, When the tongues office ftiould be prodigall, To breath th'abundant dolour of the heart. Gau. Thy greefe is but thy abfence for a time. Bull. loy abfent, greefe is prefent for that time. Gau, What is fixe Winters, they are quickely gone ? Bui. To men in ioy, but greefe makes one houre ten. Qau. Call it a trauell that thou tak'ft for pleafure. 'Bui. My heart will figh, when I mifcall it fo, Which findes it an inforced Pilgrimage. Gau. The fullen paflage of thy weary fteppes Efteeme a foyle, wherein thou art to fet The precious lewell of thy home returne. 'Bui. Oh who can hold a fire in his hand By thinking on the froftie Caucafus? Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite, by bare imagination of a Feaft? Or Wallow naked in December fnow by thinking on fantafticke fummers heate ? Oh no, the apprehenfion of the good Giues but the greater feeling to the worfe : Fell forrowes tooth, doth euer ranckle more Then when it bites, but lanceth not the fore. GA5ius Secundus. Scena ^Prima. Enter Gaunt, fu\e with Torfy, Gau. Will the King come, that I may breath my bft In wholfome counfell to his vnftaid youth ? Tor. Vex not your felfe, nor ftriue not with your breth, For all in vaine comes counfell to his eare. Gau. Oh but (they fay) the tongues of dying men Inforce attention like deepe harmony ; Where words are fcarfe, they are feldome fpent in vaine, For they breath truth, that breath their words in paine. He that no more muft fay, is liften'd more, Then they whom youth and eafe haue taught to glofe, More are mens ends markf, then their liues before, The fetting Sun, and Muficke is the clofe As the laft tafte of fweetes, is fweeteft laft, Writ in remembrance, more then things long paft; Though Richard my liues counfell would not heart, My deaths fad tale, may yet vndeafe his eare. Tor. No, it is ftopt with other flatt'ring founds As praifes of his ftate : then there are found Lafciuious Meeters, to whofe venom found The open eare of youth doth alwayes liften. Report of fafhions in proud Italy, Whofe manners ftill our tardie apifh Nation Limpes after in bafe imitation. Where doth the world thruft forth a vanity, So it be new, there's no refpedr. how vile, That is not quickly buz'd into his eares c 1 That all too late comes counfell to be heard, Where will doth mutiny with wits regard: Direct not him, whofe way himfelfe will choofe, Tis breath thou lackft, and that breath wilt thou loofe. Gaunt. Me thinkes I am a Prophet new infpir'd, And thus expiring, do foretell of him, His rafh fierce blaze of Ryot cannot laft, For violent fires foone burne out themfelues, Small fhowres laft long, but fodaine ftorrr.es are fhort, He tyres betimes, that fpurs too faft betimes; With eager feeding, food doth choake the feeder: Light vanity, infatiate cormorant, Confuming meanes foone preyes vpon it felfe. This royall Throne of Kings, this fceptred Ifle, This earth of Maiefty, this feate of Mars, This other Eden, demy paradife, This Fortrefle built by Nature for her felfe, Againft infection, and the hand of warre : This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious ftone, fet in the filuer fea, Which ferues it in the office of a wall, Or as a Moate defenfiue to a houfe, Againft the enuy of lefle happier Lands, This blefTed plot, this earth, this Realme, this England, This Nurfe, this teeming wombe of Royall Kings, Fear'd by their breed, and famous for their birth, Renowned for their deeds, as farre from home, For Chriftian feruice, and true Chiualrie, As is the fepulcher in ftubborne lury Of the Worlds ranfome, blefled sflfaria Sonne. This Land of fuch deere foules, this deere-deere Land, Deere for her reputation through the world, Is now Leas'd out (I dye pronouncing h) Like to a Tenement or pelting Farme. England bound in with the triumphant fea, Whofe rocky fhore beates backe the enuious fiedge Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with fhame, With Inky blottes, and rotten Parchment bonds. That England, that was wont to conquer others, Hath made a fhamefull conqueft of it felfe. Ah! would the fcandall vanifh with my life, How happy then were my enfuing death ? Enter King, Queene,tAumer!e,BuJhy,Greene, Bagot, Ras, andWilkughby. Tor. The King is come, deale mildly with his youth, For young hot Colts, being rag'd, do rage the more. Sty. How fares our noble Vncle Lancafter ? T(i. What comfort man? How ift with aged Gaunt ? Ga. Oh how that name befits my compofition : Old Gaur.t indeed, and gaunt in being old : Within me greefe hath kept a tedious faft, And who abftaynes from meate, that is not gaunt? For fleeping England long time haue I watcht, Watching breeds leannefie, leannefTe is all gaunt. The plea fu re that fome Fathers feede vpon, Is my ftrit faft, I meane my Childrens lookes, And therein fafting, haft thou made me gaunt: Gaunt am I for the graue, gaunt as a graue, Whofe hollow wombe inherits naught but bones. Ric. Can ficke men play fo nicely with their names? Qau. No, mifery makes fport to mocke it felfe : Since thou doft feeke to kill my name in mec, I 532 The life and death of^^ichardthefecond. I mocke my name (great King) to flatter thee. Ric. Should dying men flatter thofe that Hue ? Gau. No, no, men liuing flatter thofe- that dye. Rich. Thou now a dying, fayft thou flatter'ft me. Gau. Oh no, thou dyeft, though I the ficker be. I(icb. I am in health, I breath, I fee thee ill. Gau. Now he that made me, knowes I fee thee ill : 111 in my felfe to fee, and in thee, feeing ill, Thy death-bed is no lefler then the Land, Wherein thou lyeft in reputation ficke, And thou too care-lefle patient as thou art, Commit'ft thy' anointed body to the cure Of thofe Phyfuians, that firft wounded thee. A thoufand flatterers fit within thy Crowne, Whofe compafle is no bigger then thy head, And yet incaged in fo fmall a Verge, The wafte is no whit lefler then thy Land : Oh had thy Grandfire with a Prophets eye, Scene how his fonnes fonne, fliould deftroy his fonnes, From forth thWreach he would haue laid thy fliame, Depofing thee before thou wert pofi'eft, Which art pofleft now to depofe thy felfe. Why (Cofme) were thou Regent of the world, It were a fliame to let his Land by leafe : But for thy world enioying but this Land, Is it not more then fliame, to fliame it fo ? Landlord of England art thou, and not King: Thy ftate of Law, is bondflaue to the law, And Rich. And thou, a lunaticke leane-witted foole, Prefuming on an Agues priuiledge, Dar'ft with thy frozen admonition Make pale our cheeke, chafing the Royall blood With fury, from his natiue refidence? Now by my Seates right Royall Maieftie, Wer't thou not Brother to great Edwards fonne, This tongue that runs fo roundly in thy head, Should run thy head from thy vnreuerent flioulders. Qau. Oh fpare me not, my brothers Edwards fonne, For that I was his Father Edwards fonne : That blood already (like the Pellican) Thou haft tapt out, and drunkenly carows'd. My brother Gloucefter, plaine well meaning foule (Whom faire befall in heauen 'mongft happy foules) May be a prefident, and witnefle good, That thou refpedYft not fpilling Edwards blood : loyne with the prefent ficknefle that I haue, And thy vnkindnefle be like crooked age, To crop at once a too-long wither'd flowre. Liue in thy fliame, but dye not fhame with thee, Thefe words heereafter, thy tormentors bee. Conuey me to my bed, then to my graue, Loue they to liue, that loue and honor haue. Exit Rich. And let them dye, that age and fullens haue, For both haft thou, and both become the graue. Tor. I do befeech your Maieftie impute his words To wayward ficklinefle, and age in him : He loues you on my life, and holds you deere As Harry Duke of Herford, were he heere. Rich. Right, you fay true : as Herfords loue, fo his; As theirs, fo mine : and all be as it is. Snter Northumberland. Nor. My Liege, olde Gaunt commends him to your Maieftie. 333 Rich. What fayes he ? Nor. Nay nothing, all is faid : His tongue is now a ftringlefle inftrument, Words, life, and all, old Lancafter hath fpent. Tor. Be Yorke the next, that muft be bankrupt fo, Though death be poore, it ends a mortall wo. Rich. The ripeft fruit firft fals, and fo doth he, His time is fpent, our pilgrimage muft be : So much for that. Now for our Irifli warres, We muft fupplant thofe rough rug-headed Kernes, Which liue like venom, where no venom elfe But onely they, haue priuiledge to liue. And for thefe great affayres do aske fome charge Towards our afsiftance, we do feize to vs The plate, coine, reuennewes, and moueables, Whereof our Vncle Gaunt did ftand pofleft. Tor. How long fhall I be patient? Oh how long Shall tender dutie make me fuffer wrong ? Not Gloufters death, nor Herfords banifhment, Nor Gauntes rebukes, nor Englands priuate wrongs, Nor the preuention of poore BuUingl>roo%f t About his marriage, nor my owne difgrace Haue euer made me fowre my patient cheeke, Or bend one wrinckle on my Soueraignes face: I am the laft of noble Edwards fonnes, Of whom thy Father Prince of Wales was firft, In warre was neuer Lyon rag'd more fierce : In peace, was neuer gentle Lambe more milde, Then was that yong and Princely Gentleman, His face thou haft, for euen fo look'd he Accomplifli'd with the number of thy howers: But when he frown'd, it was againft the French, And not againft his friends: his noble hand Did win what he did fpend : and fpent not that Which his triumphant fathers hand had won: His hands were guilty of no kindreds blood, But bloody with the enemies of his kinne: Oh Richard, Tor^e is too farre gone with greefe, Or elfe he neuer would compare betweene. Rich. Why Vncle, What's the matter ? Tor. Oh my Liege, pardon me if you pleafe, if not I pleas'd not to be pardon'd, am content with all : Seeke you to feize, and gripe into your hands The Royalties and Rights of banifli'd Herford f Is not Gaunt dead? and doth not Herford liue ? Was not Gaunt iuft? and is not Harry true ? Did not the one deferue to haue an heyre ? Is not his heyre a wcll-deferuing fonne ? Take Herfords rights away, and take from time His Charters, and his cuftomarie rights: Let not to morrow then infue to day, Be not thy felfe. For how art thou a King But by faire fequence and fuccefsion ? Now afore God, God forbid I fay true, If you do wrongfully feize Herfords right, Call in his Letters Patents that he hath By his Atrurneyes generall, to fue His Liuerie, and denie his offer' d homage, You plucke a thoufand dangers on your head, You loofe a thoufand well-difpofed hearts, And pricke my tender patience to thofe thoughts Which honor and allegeance cannot thinke. Ric. Thinke what you will : we feife into our hands, His plate, his goods, his money, and his lands. Tor. He not be by the while : My Liege farewell, c 3 What The life and death ofT^chardthefecond. What will enfue hcereof, there's none can tell. But by badcoutfes may be vnderftood, That their euents can neuer fall out good. Exit. Rich. Go e, Northumberland, Roffe, Perch, Wilkughby, with 'Bujbie and Greene Trijoners. 'Bull. Bring forth thefe men : 'Bujbie and Qreene, I will not vex your foules, (Since prefently your foules muft part your bodies) With too much vrging your pernitious liues, For 'twere no Charitie : yet to wafh your blood From off my hands, here in the view of men, I will vnfold fome caufes of your deaths. You haue mis-led a Prince, a Royall King, A happie Gentleman in Blood, and Lineaments, By you vnhappied,and disfigur'd cleane: You haue in manner with your finfull houres Made a Diuorce betwixt his Queene and him, Broke the pofleflion of a Royall Bed, And ftayn'd the beautie of a faire Queenes Cheekes, With teares drawn fro her eyes, with your foule wrongs. My felfe a Prince, by fortune of my birth, Neere to the King in blood, and neere in loue, Till you did make him mif-interprete me, Haue ftoopt my neck vnder your iniuries, And figh'd my Englifh breath in forraine Clouds, Eating the bitter bread of bani/hment ; While you haue fed vpon my Seignories, Dif-park'd my Parkes,and fell'd my Forreft Woods; From mine owne Windowes torne my Houfehold Coat, Raz'd out my Imprefle, leauing me no figne, Saue mens opinions, and my liuing blood, To fliew the World I am a Gentleman. This, and much more, much more then twice all this, Condemnes you to the death : fee them deliuered ouer To execution, and the hand of death. Bujbie. More welcome is the ftroake of death to me, Then 'Bullingbrooke to England. Greene. My comfort is, that Heauen will take our foules, And plague Iniuftice with the paines of Hell. Bull. My Lord Northumberland,^ them difpatch'd : Vnckle,you fay the Queene is at your Houfe, For Heauens fake fairely let her be entreated, Tell her I fend to her my kind commends ; Take fpeciall care my Greetings be deliuer'd- Torl^. A Gentleman of mine I haue difpatch'd "With Letters of your loue, to her at large. Bull. Thankes gentle Vnckle : come Lords away, To fight with Glendoure, and his Complices; A while to worke,and after holliday. Exeunt. Sccena 34 The life and death of^cbardthefecond. Scena Secunda. Drums: Flourijb t and (Colours. Enter Richard, Numeric, Carlile, and Souldicn. Rich. Barkloughly Caftle call you this at hand ? Au. Yea, my Lord: how brooks your Grace the ayre, After your late tofiing on the breaking Seas? Rich. Needs muft 1 like it well : I weepe for ioy To ftand vpon my Kingdome once againe. Deere Earth, I doe falute thee with my hand, Though Rebels wound thee with their Horfes hoofes : As a long parted Mother with her Child, Playes fondly with her teares, and fmiles in meeting; So weeping,fmiling,greet I thee my Earth, And doe thee fauor with my Royall hands. FeeJ not thy Soueraignes Foe, my gentle Earth, Nor with thy Sweetes, comfort his rauenous fence : But let thy Spiders, that fuck vp thy Venome, And heauie-gated Toades lye in their way, Doing annoyance to the trecherous feete, Which with vfurping fteps doe trample thee. Yeeld ftinging Nettles to mine Enemies; And when they from thy Bofome pluck a Flower, Guard it I prethee with a lurking Adder, Whofe double tongue may with a mortall touch Throw death vpon thy Soueraignes Enemies. Mock not my fencelefle Coniuration, Lords; This Earth fliall haue a feeling, and thefe Stones Proue armed Souldiers, ere her Natiue King Shall falter vnder foule Rebellious Armes. Car.Feare not my Lord, that Power that made you King Hath power to keepe you King, in fpight of all. Aum. He meanes, my Lord, that we are too remifle, Wh\\eA e Bullingbrool(e through our fecuritie, Crowes ftrong and great, in fubftance and in friends. Rid. Difcomfortable Coufin,knoweft thou not, That when the fearching Eye of Heauen is hid Behind the Globe,that lights the lower World, Then Theeues and Robbers raunge abroad vnfeene, In Murthers and in Out-rage bloody here : But when from vnder this Terreftriall Ball He fires the prowd tops of the Eafterne Pines, And darts his Lightning through eu'ry guiltie hole, Then Murthers, Treafons,and detefted fmnes (The Cloake of Night being pluckt from off their backs) Stand bare and naked, trembling at themfelues. So when this Theefe,this TraytoilSuinngiroofa Who all this while hath reuell'd in the Night, Shall fee vs rifing in our Throne, the Eaft, His Treafons will fit blufhing in his face, Not able to endure the fight of Day ; But felfe-affrighted, tremble at his finne. Not all the Water in the rough rude Sea Can wafli the Balme from an anoynted King ; The breath of worldly men cannot depofe The Deputie elected by the Lord : For euery man that Bullingbroofy hath preft, To lift flirewd Steele againft our Golden Crowne, Heauen for his Richard hath in heauenly pay A glorious Angell : then if Angels fight, Weake men muft fall, for Heauen ftill guards the right. Enter Salisbury. Welcome my Lord, how farre off lyes your Power? Salisb. Nor neere,nor farther off, my gracious Lord, Then this weake arme ; difcomrbrt guides my tongue, And bids me fpeake of nothing but defpaire : One day too late, I feare (my Noble Lord) Hath clouded all thy happie dayes on Earth : Oh call backe Yefterday,bid Time returne, And thou flialt haue twelue thoufand fighting men : To day, to day,vnhappie day too late Orethrowes thy loves, Friends, Fortune, and thy State; For all the Welchmen hearing thou wert dead, Are gone to 2?//;nn?c^,difperft, and fled. Aum. Comfort my Liege, why lookes your Grace fo pale ? ^Rjcb. But now the blood of twentie thoufand men Did triumph in my face, and they are fled, And till fo much blood thither come againe, Haue I not reafon to looke pale, and dead ? All Soules that will be fate, flye from my fide, For Time hath fet a blot vpon my pride. tAum. Comfort my Liege, remember who you are. Rich. I had forgot my felfe. Am I not King? Awake thou fluggard Maieftie,thou fleepeft : Is not the Kings Name fortie thoufand Names? Arme,arme my Name : a punie fubieft ftrikes At thy great glory. Looke not to the ground, Ye Fauorites of a King: are wee not high ? High be our thoughts : I know my Vnckle TTor^e Hath Power enough to ferue our turne, But who comes here ? Enter Scroofe. Scroofe. More health and happineffe betide my Liege, Then can my care-tun'd tongue deliuer him. Rich. Mine eare is open, and my heart prepared : The worft is worldly lolfejthou canft vnfold: Say, Is my Kingdome loft? why 'twas my Care: And what lofle is it to be rid of Care ? Striues Bullingbrool^e to be as Great as wee f Greater he fliall not be : If hee ferue God, Wee'l ferue him too, and be his Fellow fo. Reuolt our Subiecls?That we cannot mend, They breake their Faith to God, as well as vs : Cry Woe, Deftru&ion, Ruine, Loffe, Decay, The worft is Death, and Death will haue his day. Scroofe. Glad am I, that your Highneffe is fo arm'd To beare the tidings of Calamitie. Like an vnfeafonable ftormie day, Which make the Siluer Riuers drowne their Shores, As if the World were all diflblu'd to teares : So high,aboue his Limits, fwells the Rage Of Bullingbroo^e^ couering your fearefull Land With hard bright Steele, and hearts harder then Steele: White Beares haue arm'd their thin and haireleffe Scalps Againft thy Maieftie,and Boyes with Womens Voyces, Striue to fpeake bigge, and clap their female ioints In ftiffe vnwieldie Armes : againft thy Cro'vne Thy very Beadf-men learne to bend their Bowes Of double fatall Eugh : againft thy State Yea Diftaffe-"Women manage ruftie Bills : Againft thy Seat both young and old rebell, And all goes worfe then I haue power to tell. Rich. Too well,too well thou tell'ft a Tale fo ill. Where is the Earle of Wilt/hire? where is 'Bagot? What is become ofBuJbie* where is Qreene ? That 338 The life and death of 'Richard the fecond. 35 That they haue let the dangerous Enemie Meafure our Confines with fuch peacefull fteps ? If we preuaile, their heads fliall pay for it. I warrant they haue made peace with 'Bullingbroofy. Scroope. Peace haue they made with him indeede(my Lord.) Rich. Oh Villains, Vipers, damn'd without redemption, Dogges, eafily woon to fawne on any man, Snakes in my heart blood warm'd, that fting my heart, Three ludafles, each one thrice worfe then ludtu, Would they make peace? terrible Hell make warre Vpon their fpotted Soules for this Offence. Scroope. Sweet Loue(I fee) changing his propertie, Turnes to the fowreft, and moft deadly hate: Againe vncarfe their Soules ; their peace is made With Heads,and not with Hands: thofe whom you curfe Haue felt the worft of Deaths deftroying hand, And lye full low,grau'd in the hollow ground. Aum. Is 'Bujhie, Greene, and the Earle of Wilt/hire dead* Scroope. Yea, all of them at Briftow loft their heads. Aum. Where is the Duke my Father with his Power? Rich. No matter where ; of comfort no man fpeake : Let's talke of Graues,of Wormes,and Epitaphs, Make Duft our Paper, and with Raynie eyes Write Sorrow on the Bofome of the Earth. Let's chufe Executors,and talke of Wills: And yet not fo ; for what can we bequeath, Saue our depofed bodies to the ground f Our Lands,our Liues,and all are Bul/ingbroofo, And nothing can we call our owne, but Death, And that fmall Modell of the barren Earth, Which ferues as Pafte,and Couer to our Bones: For Heauens fake let vs fit vpon the ground, And tell fad fiories of the death of Kings: How fome haue been depos'd, fome flaine in warre, Some haunted by the Ghofts they haue depos'd, Some poyfon'd by their Wiues, fome fleeping kill'd, All murther'd. For within the hollow Crowne That rounds the mortall Temples of a King, Keepes Death his Court,and there the Antique fits Scoffing his State, and grinning at his Pompe, Allowing him a breath, a little Scene, To Monarchize, be fear'd,and kill with lookes, Infufing him with felfe and vaine conceit, As if this Flefti, which walls about our Life, Were BrafTe impregnable : and humor'd thus, Comes at the laft, and with a little Pinne Bores through his Caftle Walls,and farwell King. Couer your heads, and mock not flefh and blood With folemne Reuerence : throw away Refpecft, Tradition, Forme, and Ceremonious dutie, For you haue but miftooke me all this while: I liue with Bread like you, feele Want, Tafte Griefe,need Friends: fubiedted thus, How can you fay to me, I am a King ? Carl.My Lord, wife men ne're waile their prefent woes, But prefently preuent the wayes to waile : To feare the Foe,fince feare opprefleth ftrength, Giues in your weakenefle, ftrength vnto your Foe; Feare, and be flaine,no worfe can come to fight, And fight and die,is death deftroying death, Where fearing, dying, payes death feruile breath. Aum. My Father hath a Power, enquire of him, And learne to make a Body of a Limbe. Ricb.Thou chid'ft me well:proud f Bullingi>roo^e I come 339 To change Blowes with thee,for our day of Doome : This ague fit of feare is ouer-blowne, An eafie taske it is to winne our owne. Say Scroope, where lyes our Vnckle with his Power? Speake fweetly man, although thy lookes be fowre. Scroope. Men iudge by the complexion of the Skie The ftate and inclination of the day; So may you by my dull and heauie Eye : My Tongue hath but a heauier Tale to fay : I play the Torturer, by fmall and fmall To lengthen out the worft,that muft be fpoken. Your Vnckle Torfe is ioyn'd with Bullingbroofy, And all your Northerne Caftles yeelded vp, And all your Southerne Gentlemen in Armes Vpon his Faction. Rjcb. Thou haft faid enough. Beflirew thee Coufin, which didft lead me forth Of that fweet way I was in, to defpaire : What fay you now? What comfort haue we now f By Heauen He hate him euerlaftingly, That bids me be of comfort any more. Goe to Flint Caftle, there He pine away, A King, Woes flaue, fliall. Kingly Woe obey: That Power I haue, difcharge, and let'em goe To eare the Land, that hath fome hope to grow, For I haue none. Let no man fpeake againe To alter this, for counfaile is but vaine. Aum. My Liege, one word. Rich. He does me double wrong, That wounds me with the flatteries of his tongue. Difcharge my followers : let them hence away, From Richards Night, to BuUingbroofys faire Day.. Exeunt. Sccena Tertia. Enter with Drum and Colour3, f BuHlngbroo^e t Torfy, Northumberland, Attendants. 'Bull. So that by this intelligence we learne The Welchmen are difpers'd,and Salisbury Is gone to meet the King, who lately landed With fome few priuate friends, vpon this Coaft. North. The newes is very faire and good, my Lord, Richard,not farre from hence, trath hid his head. Torl^. It would befeeme the Lord Northumberland, To fay King Richard : alack the heauie day, When fuch a facred King fliould hide his head. North. Your Grace miftakes : onely to be briefe, Left I his Title out. Tor%. The time hath beene, Would you haue beene fo briefe with him, he would Haue beene fo briefe with you, to ihorten you, For taking fo the Head, your whole heads length. 'Bull. Miftake not (Vnckle) farther then you ftiould. Torl(. Take not(good Coufin) farther then you fliould. Leaft you miftake the Heauens are ore your head. Bull. I know it(Vnckle)and oppofe not my felfe Againft their will. But who comes here? Enter ferae. Welcome Har>y:what, will not this Caftle yeeld f Per. The Caftle royally is mann'd,my Lord, Againft thy entrance. 'Bull. Roy. The life and death of c Rj,chard the fecond. Bull. Royally Why,it containes no King? Per. Yes (my good Lord) It doth containe a King : King Richard lyes Within the limits of yond Lime and Stone, And with him, the Lord Aumerle,Lord Salisbury, Sir Stephen Scroope, befides a Clergie man Of holy reuerence ; who,I cannot learne. North. Oh, belike it is the Bifliop of Carlile. 'Bull. Noble Lord, Goe to the rude Ribs of that ancient Caftle, Through Brazen Trumpet fend the breath of Parle Into his ruin'd Eares, and thus deliuer : Henry BullingbrooJ^e vpon his knees doth kifle King Richards hand, and fends allegeance And true faith of heart to his Royall Ferfon: hither come Euen at his feet, to lay my Armes and Power, Prouided,that my Banifhment repeal'd, And Lands reftor'd againe,be freely graunted : If not, He vfe th'aduantage of my Power, And lay the Summers duft with ihowers of blood, Rayn'd from the wounds of flaughter'd Englishmen ; The which, how farre off from the mind of 'Bullingbroo^e It is, fuch Crimfon Tempeft fhould bedrench The frefh grcene Lap of faire King Richards Land, My (looping dutie tenderly fhall fhew. Goe fignifie as much, while here we march Vpon the Graflie Carpet of this Plaine: Let's march without the noyfe of threatning Drum, That from this Caftles tatter'd Battlements Our faire Appointments may be well perus'd. Me thinkes King Richard and my felfe fhould meet With no lefle terror then the Elements Of Fire and Water, when their thundring fmoake At meeting teares the cloudie Cheekes of Heauen : Be he the fire, He be the yeelding Water; The Rage be his, while on the Earth I raine My Waters on the Earth, and not on him. March on, and marke King 'Rjchard how he lookes. Parle without, and anfrrere within : then a Flourijh. Enter on the Walls , Richard, Carlile, Aumerle, Scroop , Salisbury. See, fee, King Richard do'th himfelfe appeare As doth the blufhing difcontented Sunne, From out the fierie Portall of the Eaft, When he perceiues the enuious Clouds are bent To dimme his glory,and to ftaine the tract Of his bright paflage to the Occident. Vort(. Yet lookes he like a King : behold his Eye (As bright as is the Eagles) lightens forth Controlling Maieftie : alack,alack,for woe, That any harme fhould ftaine fo faire a fhew. Rich. Wee are amaz'd,and thus long haue we ftood To watch the fearefull bending of thy knee, Becaufe we thought our felfe thy lawfull King : And if we be, how dare thy ioynts forged To pay their awfull dutie to our prefence ? If we be not, fhew vs the Hand of God, That hath difmifs'd vs from our Stewardfhip, For well wee know, no Hand of Blood and Bone Can gripe the facred Handle of our Scepter, VnlefTe he doe prophane,fteale,or vfurpe. And though you thinke,that all, as you haue done, Haue torne their Soules,by turning them from vs, And we are barren, and bereft of Friends : Yet know,my Matter, God Omnipotent, Is muftring in his Clouds, on our behalfe, Armies of Peftilence, and they fliall ftrike Your Children yet vnborne,and vnbegot, That lift your Vaflall Hands againft my Head, And threat the Glory of my precious Crowne. Tell i Bullingbrool(e, for yond me thinkes he is, That euery ftride he makes vpon my Land, Is dangerous Treafon : He is come to ope The purple Teftament? of bleeding Warre ; But ere the Crowne he lookes for.liue in peace, Ten thoufand bloody crownes of Mothers Sonnes Shall ill become the flower of Englands face, Change the complexion of her Maid-pale Peace To Scarlet Indignation, and bedew Her Paftors Graffe with faithfull Englifh Blood. North. The King of Heauen forbid our Lord the King Should fo with ciuill and vnciuill Armes Be rufli'd vpon : Thy thrice-noble Coufin, Harry 'Bul/ingbroc-fadoth humbly kifle thy hand, And by the Honorable Tombe he fweares, That ftands vpon your Royall Grand fires Bones, And by the Royalties of both your Bloods, (Currents that fpring from onemoft gracious Head) And by the buried Hand of Warlike Gaunt, And by the Worth and Honor of himfelfe, Comprifing all that may be fworne,or faid, His comming hither hath no further fcope, Then for his Lineall Royalties,and to begge Infranchifement immediate on his knees : Which on thy Royall partie graunted once, His glittering Armes he will commend to'Ruft, His barbed Steedes to Stables,and his heart To faithfull feruice of your Maieftie : This fweares he, as he is a Prince, is iuft, And as I am a Gentleman,! credit him. Rich. Northumberland, fay thus : The King returnes, His Noble Coufin is right welcome hither, And all the number of his faire demands Shall be accomplifh'd without contradiction : With all the gracious vtterance thou haft, Speake to his gentle hearing kind commends. We doe debafe our felfe(Coufin)doe we not, To looke fo poorely, and to fpeake fo faire ? Shall we call back Northumberland, and fend Defiance to the Traytor, and fo die ? Aum. No, good my Lord, let's fight with gentle words, Till time lend friends,and friends their helpeful Swords. Rich. Oh God, oh God, that ere this tongue of mine, That layd the Sentence of dread Bani/hment On yond prowd man, fhould take it off againe With words of' footh : Oh that I were as great As is my Griefe,or lefler then my Name, Or that I could forget what I haue beene, Or not remember what I muft be now: Swell'ft thou prowd heart? lie giue thee fcope to beat, Since Foes haue fcope to beat both thee and me. Aum. Northumberland comes backe from 'Bulling- broolte. Rich. What muft the King doe nowfmuft he fubmit 1 ? The King fhall doe it : Muft he be depos'd ? The King fhall be contented: Muft he loofe The Name of King? o' Gods Name let it goe. He giue my lewels for a fett of Beades, My gorgeous Pallace, for a Hermitage, My gay Apparrell,for an Almes-mans Gowne, My figur'd Goblets, for a Difh of Wood, My Scepter, for a Palmers walking Staffe, My : 34 'The Life and "Death ofT^chardthe Second. 37 My Subiedts,for a payre of carued Saints, And my large Kingdome, for a little Graue, A little little Graue, an obfcure Graue. Or lie be buryed in the Kings high-way, Some way of common Trade, where Subiedb feet May howrely trample on their Soueraignes Head : For on my heart they tread now,whileft I Hue ; And buryed once, why not vpon my Head f tAumerle,thou weep'ft(my tender-hearted Coufin) Wee'le make foule Weather with defpifed Teares : Our fighes,and they,fliall lodge the Summer Corne, And make a Dearth in this reuolting Land. Or fliall we play the Wantons with our Woes, And make fome prettie Match, with fliedding Teares? As thus : to drop them ftill vpon one place, Till they haue fretted vs a payre of Graues, Within the Earth : and therein lay'd, there lyes Two Kinfmen,digg'd their Graues with weeping Eyes? Would not this ill,doe well? Well, well,I fee I talke but idly,and you mock at mee. Moft mightie Prince, my Lord Northumberland, What fayes King BuHingbrooly? Will his Maieftie Giue Richard leaue to Hue, till Richard die f You make a Legge,and 'Bullingbrooty fayes I. North. My Lord, in the bafe Court he doth attend To fpeake with you, may it pleafe you to come downe. Rich. Downe, downe I come, like glift'ring Phaeton, Wanting the manage of vnruly lades. In the bafe Court? bafe Court, where Kings grow bafe, To come atTraytors Calls, and doe them Grace. In the bafe Court come down: down Court, down King, For night-Owls flirike, where mouting Larks fliould fing. 'Bull. What fayes his Maieftie ? North. Sorrow,and griefe of heart Makes him fpeake fondly, like a frantick man: Yet he is come. 'Bull. Stand all apart, And fliew faire dutie to his Maieftie. My gracious Lord. Rich. Faire Coufin, You debafe your Princely Knee, To make the bafe Earth prowd with kifling it. Me rather had, my Heart might feele your Loue, Then my vnpleas'd Eye fee your Courtefie. Vp Coufin, vp, your Heart is vp,l know, Thus high at leaft, although your Knee be low. Bull. My gracious Lord, I come but for mine owne. Rich. Your owne is yours, and I am yours, and all. Bull. So farre be mine, my moft redoubted Lord, As my true feruice flnll deferue your loue. Rich. Well you deferu'd : They well deferue to haue, That know the ftrong'ft, and fureft way to get. Vnckle giue me your Hand : nay,drie your Eyes, Teares ihew their Loue, but want their Remedies. Coufin,! am too young to be your Father, Though you are old enough to be my Heire. What you will haue, He giue, and willing to, For doe we muft, what force will haue vs doe. Set on towards London : Coufin, is it fo? 'Bull. Yea, my good Lord. Rich. Then I muft not fay, no. Flourijh. Exeunt. Scena Quarta. Enter the Queene^and two Ladies. ^tt.What fport fliall we deuife here in this Garden, To driue away the heauie thought of Care? La. Madame, wee'le play at Bowles. ^a.Twill make me thinke the World is full of Rubs, And that my fortune runnes againft the Byas. La. Madame, wee'le Dance. <%u. My Legges can keepe no meafure in Delight, When my poore Heart no meafure keepes in Griefe. Therefore no Dancing(Girle y ) fome other fport. La. Madame, wee'le tell Tales. QU. Of Sorrow, or of Griefe ? La. Of eyther, Madame. $u. Of neyther,Girle. For if of luy, being altogether wanting, It doth remember me the more of Sorrow: . Or if of Griefe, being altogether had, It addes more Sorrow to my want of loy : For what I haue, I need not to repeat; And what I want, it bootes not to complaine. La. Madame, He fing. ^w.'Tis well that thou haft caufe : But thou fliould'ft pleafe me better, would'ft thou weepe. La. I could weepe, Madame, would it doe you good. <^a. And I could fing, would weeping doe me good, And neuer borrow any Teare of thee. Enter a Gardiner ^and two Seruants. But ftay, here comes the Gardiners, Let's ftep into the fliadow of thefe Trees. My wretchednefle,vnto a Rowe of Pinnes, They'le talke of State: for euery one doth fo, Againft a Change; Woe is fore-runne with Woe. Gard. Goe binde thou vp yond dangling Apricocks, Which like vnruly Children, make their Syre Stoupe with opprefiion of their prodigall weight : Giue fome fupportance to the bending twigges. Goe thou, and like an Executioner Cut oft the heads of too faft growing fprayes, That looke too loftie in our Common-wealth : All muft be euen.in our Gouernment. You thus imploy'd, 1 will goe root away The noyfome Weedes,that without profit fucke The Soyles fertilitie from wholefome flowers. &r. Why fliould we, in the compafle of a Pale, Keepe Law and Forme,and due Proportion, Shewing as in a Modell our firme Eftate ? When our Sea-wailed Garden, the whole Land, Is full of Weedes,her faireft Flowers choakt vp, Her Fruit-trees all vnpruin'd,her Hedges ruin'd, Her Knots diforder'd,and her wholefome Hearbes Swarming with Caterpillers. Gard. Hold thy peace. He that hath fuffer'd this diforder'd Spring, Hath now himfelfe met with the Fall of Leafe. The Weeds that his broad-fpreading Leaues did flicker, That feem'djin eating him, to hold him vp, Are pull'd vp,Root and all, by Bullingbroo^e : I meane,the Earle of Wiltfliire, Bu/bie,Greene. d &r.What, The Life and 'Death of 'T^ichard the Second. Ser. What are they dead ? Card. They are, And f Bullingbrool(e hath feiz'd the waftefull King. Oh, what pitty is it, that he had not fo trim'd And dreft his Land, as we this Garden, at time of yeare, And wound the Barke, the skin of our Fruit-trees, Leaft being ouer-proud with Sap and Blood, With too much riches it confound it felfe? Had he done fo, to great and growing men, They might haue liu'd to beare, and he to tafte Their fruites of dutie. Superfluous branches We lop away, that bearing boughes may Hue: Had he done fo, himfelfe had borne the Crowne, Which wafte and idle houres,hath quite thrown downe. Ser. What thinke you the King lhall be depos'd ? Gar. Depreft he is already, and depos'd 'Tis doubted he will be. Letters came laft night To a deere Friend of the Duke of Yorkes, That tell blacke tydings. Q.Q\\ I am preft to death through want of fpeaking: Thou old Adams likenefle, fet to drefle this Garden : How dares thy har/h rude tongue found this vnpleafing What Eue? what Serpent hath fuggefted thee, (newes To make a fecond fall of curfed man? Why do'ft thou fay, King 'Rjchard is depos'd, Dar'ft thou, thou little better thing then earth, Diuine his downfall ? Say, where, when, and how Cam'ft thou by this ill-tydings? Speake thou wretch. Card. Pardon me Madam. Little ioy haue I To breath thefe newes; yet what I fay, is true ; King Richard, he is in the mighty hold Of BulHngbrooly, their Fortunes both are weigh'd : In your Lords Scale, is nothing but himfelfe, And fome few Vanities, that make him light: But in the Ballance of great Bullingbroo^e, Befides himfelfe, are all the Englifh Peeres, And with that oddes he weighes King Richard downe. Pofte you to London, and you'l finde it fo, I fpeake no more, then euery one doth know. <$u. Nimble mifchance,that art fo light of foote, Doth not thy EmbaflTage belong to me ? And am I laft that knowes it? Oh thou think'ft To ferue me laft, that I may longeft keepe Thy forrow in my breaft. Come Ladies goe, To meet at London, Londons King in woe. What was I borne to this : that my fad looke, Should grace the Triumph of great Bullingiroo^e. Gard'ner, for telling me this newes of woe, I would the Plants thou graft'ft, may neuer grow. Exit. G.Poore Queen, fo that thy State might be no worfe, I would my skill were fubiedr. to thy curfe: Heere did (he drop a teare, heere in this place He fet a Banke of Rew, fowre Herbe of Grace: Rue, eu'n for ruth, heere fhortly fliall be/eene, In the remembrance of a Weeping Queene. Exit. Attus Quartus. Sccena Trima. Enter as to the Parliament, 'Bullingbroo^e , Numeric, Nor- thumberland, Tercie, Fitz-ffater, Surrey,Qarlile, Abbot of Weftminjier. Herauld, Officers, and Bagtt. ^: Call forth 'Bagot. Now 'Bagot, freely fpeake thy minde, What thou do'ft know of Noble Gloufters death : Who wrought it with the King, and who perform'd The bloody Office of his Timelefle end. 'Bag. Then fet before my face, the LordAumerie. Bui. Cofin,ftand forth, and looke vpon that man. Bag. My Lord Aumerle, I know your daring tongue Scornes to vnfay, what it hdth once deliuer'd. In that dead time, when Gloufters death was plotted, I heard you fay, Is not my arme of length, That reacheth from the reftfull Englifh Court As farre as Callis, to my Vnkles head. Amongft much other talke, that very time, I heard you fay, that you had rather refufe The offer of an hundred thoufand Crownes, Then Bullingbroo^es returne to England ; adding withall, How bleft this Land would be, in this your Cofins death. Aum. Princes,and Noble Lords : What anfwer fhall I make to this bafe man ? Shall I fo much diflionor my faire Starres, On equall termes to giue him chafticement? Either I muft, or haue mine honor foyl'd With th' Attainder of his fland'rous Lippes. There is my Gage, the manuall Scale of death That markes thee out for Hell. Thou lyeft, And will maintaine what thou haft faid, is falfe, In thy heart blood, though being all too bafe To ftaine the temper of my Knightly fword. 'Bui. 'Bagot forbeare, thou fhait not take it vp. Aum, Excepting one, I would he were the beft In all this prefence, that hath mou'd me fo. \t%. If that thy valour ftand on fympathize : There is my Gage, Aumcrle, in Gage to thine : By that faire Sunne, that fhewes me where thou ftand'ft, I heard thee fay (and vauntingly thou fpak'ft it) That thou wer't caufe of Noble Gloufters death. If thou denied it, twenty times thou lyeft, And I will turne thy falihood to thy hart, Where it was forged with my Rapiers point. Aum. Thou dar'ft not (Coward) Hue to fee the day. FfVz. Now by my Soule, I would it were this houre. Aum. Fitxnater thou art damn'd to hell for this. Per. Aumerle, thou lye'ft : his Honor is as true In this Appeale, as thou art all vniuft : And that thou art fo, there I throw my Gage To proue it on thee, to th'extreameft point Of mortall breathing. Seize it, if thou dar'ft. Aum. And if I do not, may my hands rot off, And neuer brandifh more reuengefull Steele, Ouer the glittering Helmet of my Foe. Surrey. My Lord Fitz-n>ater : I do remember well, the very time tAumerle, and you did talke. F//z. My Lord, 'Tis very true : You were in prefence then, And you can witnefTe with me, this is true. Surrey. As falfe, by heauen, As Heauen it felfe is true. Fitz. Surrey, thou Lyeft. Surrey. Dishonourable Boy ; That Lye, fhall He fo heauy on my Sword, That it fliall render Vengeance, and Reuenge, Till thou the Lye-giuer, and that Lye, doe lye In earth as quiet, as thy Fathers Scull. In proofe whereof, there is mine Honors pawne, Engage it to the Triall, if thou dar'ft. The Life and 'Death of ^c hard the Second. 39 Fitxw. How fondly do'ft them fpurre a forward Horfe? If I dare eate,or drinke,or breathe, or liue, I dare meete Surrey in a Wilderneffe, And fpit vpon him, whileft I fay he Lyes, And Lyes, and Lyes : there is my Bond of Faith, To tye thee to my ftrong Correction. As I intend to thriue in this new World, Aumerle is guiltie of my true Appeale. Befides,! heard the banifiVd Norfoi^e fay, That thou Numeric didft fend two of thy men, To execute the Noble Duke at Callis. Aum. Some honeft Chriftian truft me with a Gage, That Norfollfe lyes : here doe I throw downe this, If he may be repeal'd, to trie his Honor. 'Bull. Thefe differences mall all reft vnder Gage, Till Norfolfe be repeal'd : repeal'd he fhall be ; And (though mine Enemie)reftor'd againe To all his Lands and Seignories: when hee's return'd, Againft Aumerle we will enforce his Tryall. Carl. That honorable day mail ne're be feene. Many a time hath banifli'd Norfoify fought For lefu Chrift, in glorious Chriftian field Streaming the Enfigne of the Chriftian Croffe, Againft black Pagans, Turkes,and Saracens: And toyl'd with workes of Warre, retyr'd himfelfe To Italy,and there at Venice gaue His Body to that pleafant Countries Earth, And his pure Soule vnto his Captaine Chrift, Vnder whofe Colours he had fought fo long. Bull. Why Bimop,is Norfolkf dead ? Carl. As fure as I liue, my Lord. Bull. Sweet peace conduct his fweet Soule To the Bofome of good old Abraham. Lords Appealants,your differeces fhal all reft vnder gage, Till we afiigne you to your dayes of Tryall. Enter Yort^e. Torfy. Great Duke of Lancafter,! come to thee From plume-pluckt ^Rkbard, who with willing Soule Adopts thee Heire,and his high Scepter yeelds To the poffefiion of thy Royall Hand. Afcend his Throne, descending now from him, And long liue Henry, of that Name the Fourth. 'Bull. In Gods Name, He afcend the Regall Throne. Carl. Mary, Heauen forbid. Worft in this Royall Prefence may I fpeake, Yet beft befeeming me to fpeake the truth. Would God, that any in this Noble Prefence Were enough Noble, to be vpright ludge Of Noble Richard: then true NoblenefTe would Learne him forbearance from fo foule a Wrong. What Subieft can giue Sentence on his King And who fits here, that is not Richards SubiecT: 2 Theeues are not iudg'd,but they are by to heare, Although apparant guilt be feene in them : And /hall the figure of Gods Maieftie, His Captaine, Steward, Deputie ele&, Anoynted,Crown'd, planted many yeeres, Be iudg'd by fubiedl, and inferior breathe, And he himfelfe not prefent? Oh, forbid it, God, That in a Chriftian Climate,Soules refin'de Should mew fo heynous, black, obfcene a deed. I fpeake to Subiec~h,and a Subiecl: fpeakes, Stirr'd vp by Heauen, thus bojdly for his King. My Lord of Hereford here, whom you call King, Is a foule Traytor to prowd Hereford* King. And if you Crowne him, let me prcfphecie, 343 The blood of Englifh mail manure the ground, And future Ages groane for his foule Adi. Peace mall goe fleepe with Turkes and Infidels, And in this Seat of Peace, tumultuous Warres Shall Kin ne with Kinne,and Kinde with Kinde confound. Diforder, Horror, Feare, and "Mutinie Shall here inhabite,and this Land be call'd The field of Golgotha, and dead mens Sculls. Oh, if you reare this Houfe, againft this Houfe It will the wofulleft Diuifion proue, That euer fell vpon this curfed Earth. Preuent it, refift it, and let it not be fo, Leaft Child, Childs Children cry againft you, Woe. North. Well haue you argu'd Sir: and for your paines, Of Capital! Treafon we arreft you here. My Lord of Weftminfter, be it your charge, To keepe him fafely,till his day of Tryall. May it pleafe you, Lords, to grant the Commons Suit? 'Bull. Fetch hither l^icbard, that in common view He may furrender : fo we mail proceede Without fufpition. Tor^e. I will be his Conduct. Exit. 'Bull. Lords, you that here are vnder our Arreft, Procure your Sureties for your Dayes of Anfwer : Little are we beholding to your Loue, And little look'd for at your helping Hands. Enter 'RJcbarJ and Torfe. Rich. Alack, why am I fent for to a King, Before I haue fhooke off the Regall thoughts Wherewith I reign'd ? I hardly yet haue learn'd To infinuate, flatter, bowe, and bend my Knee. Giue Sorrow leaue a while, to tuture me To this fubmiflion. Yet I well remember The fauors of thefe men : were they not mine ? Did they not fometime cry, All hayle to me ? So ludai did to Chrift: but he in twelue, Found truth in all, but one;I,in twelue thoufand,none. God faue the King: will no man fay, Amen? Am I both Prieft,and Clarke? well then, Amen. God faue the King, although I be not hee : And yet Amen, if Heauen doe thinke him mee. To doe what feruice, am I fent for hither owglas, and the Earle of Atboll, Of Murry, tAngui, and Menteitb. And is not this an honourable fpoyle ? A gallant prize ? Ha Cofin, is it not? Infaith it is. Weft. A Conqueft for a Prince to boaft of. King. Yea, there thou mak'ft me fad, & mak'ft me fin, In enuy, that my Lord Northumberland Should be the Father of fo bleft a Sonne : A Sonne, who is the Theame of Honors tongue ; Among'ft a Groue, the very ftraighteft Plant, Who is fweet Fortunes Minion,and her Pride : Whil'ft I by looking on the praife of him, See Ryot and Di/honor ftaine the brow Of my yong Harry. O that it could be prou'd, That fome Night-tripping-Faiery, had exchang'd In Cradle-clothes, our Children where the) lay, And call'd mine Percy, his Plantagenet : 35 The Firji ^Part offing Henry the Fourth. 49 Then would I haue his Harry, and he mine: But let him from my thoughts. What thinke you Coze Of this young Percies pride?The Prifoners Which he in this aduenture hath furpriz'd, To his owne vfe he keepes, and fends me word I fliall haue none but Morda^e Earle of Fife. Weft. This is his Vnckles teaching. This is Worcefter Maleuolent to you in all Afpecls : Which makes him prune himfelfe,and briftle vp The creft of Youth againft your Dignity. King. But I haue fent for him to anfwer this: And for this caufe a-while we muft neglect Our holy purpofe to lerufalem. Cofin, on Wednefday next,our Councell we will hold At Windfor, and fo informe the Lords : But come your felfe with fpeed to vs againe, For more is to be faid, and to be done, Then out of anger can be vttered. Weft. I will my Liege. Exeunt Sccena Secunda. Enter Henry Prince of Wales, Sir loin Fal- ftaffe, and Point*. Fal. Now Hal, what time of day is it Lad ? Prince. Thou art fo fat-witted with drinking of olde Sacke, and vnbuttoning thee after Supper, and fleeping vpon Benches in the afternoone, that thou haft forgotten to demand that truely, which thou wouldeft truly know. What a diuell haft thou to do with the time of the day ? vnlefle houres were cups of Sacke, and minutes Capons, and clockes the tongues of Bawdes, and dialls the fignes of Leaping-houfes, and the blefled Sunne himfelfe a faire hot Wench in Flame-coloured Taffata ; I fee no reafon, why thou fhouldeft bee fo fuperfluous, to demaund the time of the day. Fal. Indeed you come neere me now Hal, for we that take Purfes, go by the Moone and feuen Starres, and not by Phoebus hee, that wand'ring Knight fo faire. And I prythee fweet Wagge, when thou art King, as God faue thy Grace, Maiefty I fliould fay, for Grace thou wilte haue none. Prin. What, none ? Fal. No, not fo much as will ferue to be Prologue to an Egge and Butter. Prin. Well,how then? Come roundly, roundly. 5 Fal. Marry then,fweet Wagge, when thou art King, let not vs that are Squires of the Nights bodie, bee call'd Theeues of the Dayes beautie. Let vs be Dianaes Forre- fters, Gentlemen of the Shade, Minions of the Moone ; and let men fay, we be men of good Gouernment, being gouerned as the Sea is, by our noble and chad miftris the Moone, vnder whofe countenance we fteale. Prin. Thou fay'ft well, and it holds well too : for the fortune of vs that are the Moones men, doeth ebbe and flow like the Sea, beeing gouerned as the Sea is, by the Moone : as for proofe. Now a Purfe of Gold mod refo- lutely fnatch'd on Monday night, and mod diflblutely fpent on Tuefday Morning; got with fwearing,Lay by: and fpent with crying, Bring in : now, in as low an ebbe as the foot of the Ladder, and by and by in as high a flow as the ridge of the Gallowes. 351 Fal. Thou fay'ft true Lad : and is not my Hoftefle of the Tauerne a moft fweet Wench ? frin. As is the hony, my old Lad of the Caftle : and is not a Buffe lerkin a moft fweet robe of durance? Fal. How now? how now mad Wagge ? What in thy quips and thy quiddities ? What a plague haue I to doe with a BufFe-Ierkin ? Prin. Why, what a poxe haue I to doe with my Ho ftefle of the Tauerne? Fal. Well, thou haft call'd her to a reck'ning many a time and oft. Prin. Did I euer call for thee to pay thy part ? Fal. No, lie giue thee thy due, thou haft paid al there. Prin. Yea and elfewhere, fb farre as my Coine would ftretch, and where it would not, I haue vs'd my credit. Fal. Yea, and fo vs'd it, that were it heere apparant, that thou art Heire apparant. But I prythee fweet Wag, fliall there be Gallowes ftanding in England when thou art King? and refolution thus fobb'd as it is, with the ru- ftie curbe of old Father Anticke the Law? Doe not thou when thou art a King,hang a Theefe. Prin. No, thou (halt. Fal. Shall I? O rare! He be a braue ludge. Prin. Thou iudgeft falfe already. I meane, thou flialt haue the hanging of the Theeues, and fo become a rare Hangman. Fal. Well Hal, well : and in fome fort it iumpes with my humour, as well as waiting in the Court, I can tell you. Trin. For obtaining of fuites ? Fal. Yea, for obtaining of fuites, whereof the Hang- man hath no leane Wardrobe. I am as Melancholly as a Gyb-Cat,or a lugg'd Beare. Prin. Or an old Lyon, or a Louers Lute. Fal. Yea, or the Drone of a Lincolnshire Bagpipe. Prin. What fay'ft thou to a Hare, or the Melancholly of Moore-Ditch ? Fal. Thou haft the moft vnfauoury fmiles, and art in- deed the moft comparatiue rafcalleft fweet yong Prince. But Hal, I prythee trouble me no more with vanity, I wold thou and I knew, where a Commodity of good names were to be bought : an olde Lord of the Councell rated me the other day in the ftreet about you fir ; but I mark'd him not, and yet hee talk'd very wifely, but I regarded him not, and yet he talkt wifely, and in the ftreet too. Prin. Thou didft well: for no man regards it. Fal. O, thou haft damnable iteration, and art indeede able to corrupt a Saint. Thou haft done much harme vn- to me Hall, God forgiue thee for it. Before I knew thee Hal,l knew nothing:and now I am(if a man Jhold fueake truly) little better then one of the wicked. I muft giue o- uer this life, and I will giue it ouer : and I do not, I am a Villaine. He be damn'd for neuer a Kings fonne in Chri- ftendome. frin. Where fliall we take a purfe to morrow, lacke? Fal. Where thou wilt Lad, He make one : and I doe not, call me Villaine, and bafflle me. Prin. I fee a good amendment of life in thee : From Praying, to Purfe -taking. Fal. Why, Hal, 'tis my Vocation Hal: 'Tis no fin for a man to labour in his Vocation. Points:. Now fliall wee know if Gads hill haue fet a Watch. O, if men were to be faued by merit, what hole in Hell were hot enough for him ? This is the moft omni- potent Villaine, that euer cryed, Stand, to a true man. Prin. Good morrow Ned. Point 5 The Firji Tarf of ^jng Henry the Fourth. Points. Good morrow fweet Hal. What faies Mon- fieur Remorfe ? What fayes Sir lohn Sacke and Sugar : Iacke?How agrees the Diuell and thee about thy Soule, that thou folded him on Good-Friday laft, for a Cup of Madera,and a cold Capons legge? Prin. Sir lohn (lands to his word, the diuel (hall haue his bargaine,for he was neuer yet a Breaker of Prouerbs : He n III glue the diuel I bit due. Poin.Then art thou damn'd for keeping thy word with the diuell. Prin. Elfe he had damn'd for cozening the diuell. Pay. But my Lads, my Lads, to morrow morning, by foure a clocke early at Gads hill, there are Pilgrimes go- ing to Canterbury with rich Offerings, and Traders ri- ding to London with fat Purfes. I haue vizards for you all ; you haue horfes for your felues : Gads-hill lyes to night in Rochefter, I haue befpoke Supper to morrow in Eaftcheape ; we may doe it as fecure as fleepe: if you will go, I will ftuffe your Purfes full of Crownes : if you will not, tarry at home and be hang'd. Fal. Heare ye Yedward,if I tarry at home and go not, He hang you for going. Pay. You will chops. Fal. Holy wilt thou make one? Prin. Who, I rob? I a Theefe? Not I. Fal. There's neither honefty, manhood, nor good fel- lowfhip in thee, nor thou cam'ft not of the blood-royall, if thou dar'ft not ftand for ten (hillings. Trin. Well then, once in my dayes He be a mad-cap. Fal. Why, that's well faid. Prin. Well, come what will, He tarry at home. Fal. He be a Traitor then, when thou art King. Prin. I care not. Ptyn. Sir Iobn,l prythee leaue the Prince & me alone, I will lay him downe fuch reafons for this aduenture,that he (hall go. Fal. Well, maift thou haue the Spirit of perfwafion ; and he the eares of profiting, that what thou fpeakeft, may moue ; and what he heares may be beleeued,that the true Prince, may (for recreation fake) proue a falfe theefe ; for the poore abufes of the time, want countenance. Far- well, you (hall finde me in Eaftcheape. Prin. Farwell the latter Spring. Farewell Alhollown Summer. Pay. Now, my good fweet Hony Lord, ride with vs to morrow. I haue a ieft to execute, that I cannot man- nage alone. Faljiafe, Haruey, Rojfill, and Qadi-bill, (hall robbe thofe men that wee haue already way-layde, your felfe and I, wil not be there:and when they haue the boo- ty, if you and I do not rob them, cut this head from my (boulders. Prin. But how (hal we part with them in fetting forth? Poyn. Why, we wil fet forth before or after them,and appoint them a place of meeting, wherin it is at our plea- fure to faile ; and then will they aduenture vppon the ex- ploit rhemfelues, which they (hall haue no fooner atchie- ued, but wee'l fet vpon them. Prin. I, but tis like that they will know vs by our horfes, by our habits, and by euery other appointment to be our felues. fey. Tut our horfes they (hall not fee, He tye them in the wood, our vizards wee will change after wee leaue them : and firrah, I haue Cafes of Buckram for the nonce, to immaske our noted outward garments. Prin. But I doubt they will be too hard for vs. Pain. Well, for two of them, I know them to bee as true bred Cowards as euer turn'd backe.-and for the third if he fight longer then he fees reafon,lle forfwear Armes. The vertue of this left will be, the incomprehenfible lyes that this fat Rogue will tell vs,when we meete at Supper: how thirty at lead he fought with, what Wardes, what blowes, what extremities he enduredjand in the reproofe of this, lyes the ieft. Trin. Well, He goe with thee, prouide vs all things neceflary, and meete me to morrow night in Eaftcheape, there He fup. Farewell. Poyn. Farewell, my Lord. Exit Pointz Prin. I know you all, and will a-while vphold The vnyoak'd humor of your idleneffe : Yet heerein will I imitate the Sunne, Who doth permit the bafe contagious cloudes To fmother vp his Beauty from the world, That when he pleafe againe to be himfelfe, Being wanted, he may be more wondred at, By breaking through the foule and vgly mifts Of vapours, that did feeme to ftrangle him. If all the yeare were playing holidaies, To fport, would be as tedious as to worke ; But when they feldome come, they wi(ht-for come, And nothing pleafeth but rare accidents. So when this loofe behauiour I throw off, And pay the debt I neuer promifed ; By how much better then my word I am, By fo much (hall I falfifie mens hopes, And like bright Mettall on a fullen ground : My reformation glittering o're my fault, Shall (hew more goodly, and attradt more eyes, Then that which hath no foyle to fet it off. He fo offend, to make offence a skill, Redeeming time, when men thinke lead I will. Sccena Tertia. Enter the King, Northumberland, Worcefter, Hctjfiurre, Sir Walter 'Blunt, and otbert. King. My blood hath beene too cold and temperate, Vnapt to ftirre at thefe indignities, And you haue found me ; for accordingly, You tread vpon my patience :But be fure, I will from henceforth rather be my Selfe, Mighty, and to be fear'd, then my condition Which hath beene fmooth as Oyle, foft as yong Downe, And therefore loft that Title of refpeft, Which the proud foule ne're payes,but to the proud. Wor. Our houfe (my Soueraigne Liege) little deferues The fcourge of greatnefle to be vfed on it, And that fame greatneffe too, which our owne hands Haue holpe to make fo portly. Nor. My Lord. King. Worcefter get thee gone : for I do fee Danger and difobedience in thine eye. O fir, your prefence is too bold and peremptory, And Maieftie might neuer yet endure The moody Frontier of a fernant brow, You haue good leaue to leaue vs. When we need Your v(e and counfell,we (hall fend for you. You were about to fpeake. North. Yea, my good Lord. Thofe 3S* The Firft ^Part offing Henry the Fourth. 5 1 Thofe Prifoners in your Highnefle demanded, Which Harry Percy heere at Holmedon tooke, Were (as he fayes) not with fuch ftrength denied As was deliuered to your Maiefty : Who either through enuy, or mifprifion, Was guilty of this fault ; and not my Sonne. Hot. My Liege, I did deny no Prifoners. But, I remember when the fight was done, When I was dry with Rage, and extreame Toyle, Breathlefle,and Faint, leaning vpon my Sword, Came there a certaine Lord, neat and trimly dreft; Frefli as a Bride-groome, and his Chin new reapt, Shew'd like a ftubble Land at Harueft-home. He was perfumed like a Milliner, And 'twixt his Finger and his Thumbe, he held A Pouncet-box : which euer and anon He gaue his Nofe, and took't away againe : Who therewith angry, when it next came there, Tooke it in Snuffe : And ftill he fmil'd and talk'd : And as the Souldiers bare dead bodies by, He call'd them vntaught Knaues, Vnmannerly,. To bring a fiouenly vnhandfome Coarfe Betwixt the Winde,and his Nobility. With many Holiday and Lady tearme He queftion'd me : Among the reft, demanded My Prifoners, in your Maiefties behalfe. I then, all-fmarting, with my wounds being cold, (To be fo peftered with a Popingay) Out of my Greefe, and my Impatience, Anfwer'd (negleftingly) I know not what, He mould, or fhould not : For he made me mad, To fee him fliine fo briske, and fmell fo fweet, And talke fo like a Waiting-Gentlewoman, Of Guns, & Drums, and Wounds: God faue the msrke; And telling me, the Soueraign'ft thing on earth Was Parmacity, for an inward bruife : And that it was great pitty, fo it was, That villanous Salt-peter mould be digg'd Out of the Bowels of the harmlefle Earth, Which many a good Tall Fellow had deftroy'd So Cowardly. And but for thefe vile Gunnes, He would himfelfe haue beene a Souldier. This bald, vnioynted Chat of his (my Lord) Made me to anfwer indiredlly (as I faid.) And I befeech you, let not this report Come currant for an Accufation, Betwixt my Loue,and your high Maiefty. Blunt. The circumftance confidered,good my Lord, What euer Harry Percie then had faid, To fuch a perfon, and in fuch a place, At fuch a time, with all the reft retold, May reafonably dye, and neuer rife To do him wrong, or any way impeach What then he faid, fo he vnfay it now. King. Why yet doth deny his Prifoners, But with Prouifo and Exception, That we at our owne charge, mall ranfome ftraight His Brother-in-Law, the foolifh Mortimer, Who (in my foule)hath wilfully betraid The liues of thofe, that he did leade to Fight, Againft the great Magitian, damn'd Glendover : Whofe daughter (as we heare)the Earle of March Hath lately married. Shall our Coffers then, Be emptied, to redeeme a Traitor home? Shall we buy Treafon f and indent with Feares, When they haue loft and forfeyted themfelues. 353 No : on the barren Mountaine let him fterue : For I fhall neuer hold that man my Friend, Whofe tongue fhall aske me for one peny coft To ranfome home reuolted Mortimer. Hot. Reuolted cXfortimer ? He neuer did fall off, my Soueraigne Liege, But by the chance of Warre : to proue that true, Needs no more but one tongue. For all thofe Wounds, Thofe mouthed Wounds, which valiantly he tooke, When on the gentle Seuernes fiedgie banke, In (ingle Oppofition hand to hand, He did confound the beft part of an houre In changing hardiment with great Glendomer : Three times they breath'd, and three times did they drink Vpon agreement, of fwift Seuernes flood ; Who then affrighted with their bloody lookes, Ran fearefully among the trembling Reeds, And hid his crifpe-head in the hollow banke, Blood-ftained with thefe Valiant Combatants. Neuer did bafe and rotten Policy Colour her working with fuch deadly wounds} Nor neuer could the Noble cflfortimer Receiue fo many, and all willingly : Then let him not be fland'red with Reuolt. King. Thou do'ft bely him Percy, thou doft bely him; He neuer did encounter with Glendower: I tell thee, he durft as well haue met the diuell alone, As Owen Glendotver for an enemy. Art thou not afham'd? But Sirrah, henceforth Let me not heare you fpeake of Mortimer. Send me your Prifoners with the fpeedieft meanes, Or you fhall heare in fuch a kinde from me As will difpleafe ye. My Lord Northumberland, We Licenfe your departure with your fonne, Send vs your Prifoners, or you'l heare of it. Exit King. Hot. And if the diuell come and roare for them I will not fend them. I will after ftraight And tell him fo : for I will eafe my heart, Although it be with hazard of my head. JVor.What? drunke with chollerfftay & paufe awhile, Heere comes your Vnckle. Enter Worcejler. Hot. Speake of Mortimer ? Yes, I will fpeake of him, and let my foule Want mercy, if I do not ioyne with him. In his behalfe, He empty all thefe Veines, And fhed my deere blood drop by drop i'th duft, But I will lift the downfall cflfortimer As high i'th Ayre,as this Vnthankfull King, As this Ingrate and Cankred 'Bullingbroo^e. Nor. Brother, the King hath made your Nephew mad Wor. Who ftrooke this heate vp after I was gonef Hot. He will (forfooth)haue all my Prifoners : And when I vrg'd the ranfbm once againe Of my Wiues Brother, then his cheeke look'd pale, And on my face he turn'd an eye of death, Trembling euen at the name of Mortimer. Wor. I cannot blame him: was he not proclaim'd "By Richard that dead is, the next of blood ? Nor. He was: I heard the Proclamation, And then it was, when the vnhappy King (Whofe wrongs in vs God pardon) did fet forth Vpon his Irifli Expedition : From whence he intercepted, did returne To be depos'd, and fhortly murthered. Wor. And for whofe death, we in the worlds wide mouth Liue fcandaliz'd, and fouly fpoken of. e Hot. 5 2 The Firft Tart offing Henry the Fourth. Hot. But foft I pray you ; did King Richard then Proclaime my brother Mortimer, Heyre to the Crowne ? Nor. He did, my felfe did heare it. Hot. Nay then I cannot blame his Coufin King, That wifli'd him on the barren Mountaines ftaru'd. But fhall it be, that you that fet the Crowne Vpon the head of this forgetfull man, And for his fake, wore the-detefted blot Of murtherous fubornation? Shall it be, That you a world of curfes vndergoe, Being the Agents, or bafe fecond meanes, The Cords, the Ladder, or the Hangman rather ? O pardon, if that I defcend fo low, To fliew the Line, and the Predicament Wherein you range vnder this fubtill King. Shall it for fliame, be fpoken in thefe dayes, Or fill vp Chronicles in time to come, That men of your Nobility and Power, Did gage them both in an vniuft behalfe (As Both of you, God pardon it, haue done) To put downe Richard, that fweet louely Rofe, And plant this Thorne, this Canker 'BuHingbroofy'i And fliall it in more fliame be further fpoken, That you are fooPd, difcarded, and fliooke off By him, for whom thefe fliames ye vnderwent ? No :yet time femes, wherein you may redeeme Your baniflTd Honors, and reftore your felues Into the good Thoughts of the world againe. Reuenge the geering and difdain'd contempt Of this proud King, who ftudies day and night To anfwer all the Debt he owes vnto you, Euen with the bloody Payment of your deaths : Therefore I fay War. Peace Coufin, fay no more. And now I will vnclaspe a Secret booke, And to your quicke conceyuing Difcontents, lie reade you Matter, deepe and dangerous, As full of perill and aduenturous Spirit, As to o're-walke a Current, roaring loud On the vnftedfaft footing of a Speare. Hot. If he fall in, good night, or finke or fwimme : Send danger from the Eaft vnto the Weft, So Honor crofle it from the North to South, And let them grapple : The blood more ttirres To rowze a Lyon,then to ftart a Hare. Nor. Imagination of fome great exploit, Driues him beyond the bounds of Patience. Hot. By heauen, me thinkes it were an eafie leap, To plucke bright Honor from the pale-fac'd Moone, Or diue into th bottome of the deepe, Where Fadome-line could neuer touch the ground, And plucke vp drowned Honor by the Lockes : So he that doth redeeme her thence, might weare Without Co-riuall, all her Dignities: But out vpon this halfe-fac'd Fellowfliip. Wor. He apprehends a World of Figures here, Bnt not the forme of what he fliould attend : Good Coufin giue me audience for a-while, And lift to me. Hot. I cry you mercy. [for. Thofe fame Noble Scottes That are your Prifoners. Hot. lie keepe them all. By heauen, he fliall not haue a Scot of them : No, if a Scot would faue his Soule,he fliall not. He keepe them, by this Hand. Wor. You ftart away, And lend no eare vnto my purpofes. Thofe Prifoners you fliall keepe. Hot. Nay, I will ; that's flat : He faid, he would not ranfome Mortimer: Forbad my tongue to fpeake of Mortimer. But I will finde him when he lyes afleepe, And in his eare, lie holla Mortimer. Nay, He haue a Starling fliall be taught to fpeake Nothing but Mortimer, and giue it him, To keepe his anger ftill in motion. Wor. Heare you Coufin : a word. Hot. All ftudies heere I folemnly defie, Saue how to gall and pinch this BuIIingbroofy, And that fame Sword and Buckler Prince of Wales. But that I thinke his Father loues him not, And would be glad he met with fome mifchance, I would haue poyfon'd him with a pot of Ale. Wor. Farewell Kinfman : He talke to you When you are better temper'd to attend. Nor. Why what a Wafpe-tongu'd & impatient foole Art thou, to fcreake into this Womans mood, Tying thine eare to no tongue but thine owne ? Hot. Why look you, I am whipt & fcourg'd with rods, Netled,and ftung with Pifmires, when I heare Of this vile Politician f BuUingbrool$e. In Rjchards time : What de'ye call the place ? A plague vpon't, it is in Gloufterfliire : 'Twas, where the madcap Duke his Vncle kept, His Vncle Yorke, where I firft bow'd my knee Vnto this King of Smiles, this Bullingbrooke : When you and he came backe from Rauenfpurgh. Nor. At Barkley Caftle. Hot. You fay true : Why what a caudie deale of curtefie, This fawning Grey-hound then did proffer me. Looke when his infant Fortune came to age, And gentle Harry "Percy, and kinde Coufin : O, the Diuell take fuch Couzeners,God forgiue me, Good Vncle tell your tale, for I haue done. Wor. Nay, if you haue not, too't againe, Wee'l ftay your leyfure. Hot. I haue done infooth. Wor. Then once more to your Scottifli Prifoners. Deliuer them vp without their ranfome ftraight, And make the Doteglas fonne your onely meane For powres in Scotland : which for diuers reafons Which I fliall fend you written, be aflur'd Will eafily be granted you, my Lord. Your Sonne in Scotland being thus impl y'd, Shall fecretly into the bofome creepe Of that fame noble Prelate, well belou'd, The Archbifliop. Hot. Of Yorke, is't not ? Wor. True, who beares hard His Brothers death at Briftt'tv, the Lord Scroope. I fpeake not this in eftimation, As what I thinke might be, but what I know Is ruminated, plotted, and fet downe, And onely ftayes but to behold the face Of that occafion that fliall bring it on. Hot. I fmell it : Vpon my life, it will do wond'rous well. Nor. Before the game's a-foot, thou ftill let'ft flip. Hot. Why, it cannot choofe but be a Noble plot, And 354 The Firji ^art offing Henry the Fourth. 53 And then the power of Scotland, and of Yorke To ioyne with Mortimer , Ha. Wor. And fo they fhall. Hot. Infaith it is exceedingly well aym'd. War, And 'tis no little reafon bids vs fpeed, To faue our heads, by railing of a Head : For, beare our felues as euen as we can, The King will alwayes thinke him in our debt, And thinke, we thinke our felues vnfatisfied, Till he hath found a time to pay vs home. And fee already, how he doth beginne To make vs ftrengers to his lookes of loue. Hot. He does, he does; wee'l be reueng'd on him. Wor. Coufin, farewell. No further go in this, Then I by Letters /hall diredt your courfe When time is ripe, which will be fodainly: lie fteale to Glendwer, and loe, Mortimer, Where you, and Don>g/as,and our powres at once, As I will fafhion it, fhall happily meete, To beare our fortunes in our owne ftrong armes, Which now we hold at much vncertainty. Nor. Farewell good Brother, we fhall thriue, I truft. Hot. Vncle,adieu : O let the houres be fhort, Till fields, and blowes,and grones , applaud our {port. exit ASlus Secundus. Scena ^Prima. Enter a Carrier with a Lanterne in bis hand. i.Car. Heigh-ho, an't be not foure by the day, He be hang'd. Charles tvaine is ouer the new Chimney, and yet our horfe not packt. What Oftler ? Of}. Anon,anon. I. Car. I prethee Tom, beate Cuts Saddle, put a few Flockes in the point : the poore lade is wrung in the wi- thers,out of all cefTe. Enter another Carrier. z. Car. Peafe and Beanes are as danke here as a Dog, and this is the next way to giue poore lades the Bottes : This houfe is turned vpfide downe fince 'Robin the Oftler dyed. I. Car. Poore fellow neuer ioy'd fince the price of oats rofe, it was the death of him. 2. Car. I thinke this is the moft villanous houfe in al London rode for Fleas : I am ftung like a Tench. I .Qar. Like a Tench ? There is ne're a King in Chri- ftendome,could be better bit, then I haue beene fince the firft Cocke. 2. Car. Why, you will allow vs ne're a lourden, and then we leake in your Chimney: and your Chamber-lye breeds Fleas like a Loach. I. Car. What Oftler, come away,and be hangd: come away. 2. Car. I haue a Gammon of Bacon, and two razes of Ginger, to be deliuered as farre as Charing-crofTe. i. Car. The Turkies in my Pannier are quite ftarued. What Oftler? A plague on thee, haftthou neuer an eye in thy head ? Can'ft not heare ? And t'were not as good a deed as drinke, to break the pate of thee, I am a very Vil- laine. Come and be hang'd,haft no faith in thee ? Enter Gads -hill. Cfad. Good-morrow Carriers. What's a clocke? Car. I thinke it be two a clocke. Gad. I prethee lend me thy Lanthorne to fee my Gel- 355 ding in the ftable. i. Car. Nay foft I pray ye, I know a trick worth two of that. Gad. I prethee lend me thine. a. Car. I, when, canft tell ? Lend mee thy Lanthorne (quoth-a) marry He fee thee hang'd firft. Gad. Sirra Carrier : What time do you mean to come to London ? i.Car. Time enough to goe to bed with a Candle, I warrant thee. Come neighbour <&fugges, wee'll call vp the Gentlemen, they will along with company, for they haue great charge. Exeunt Enter Cbamberlaine. Gad. What ho, Chamberlaine ? Cham, At hand quoth Pick-purfe. Gad, That's euen as faire,as at hand quoth the Cham- berlaine : For thou varieft no more from picking of Pur- fes, then giuing direction, doth from labouring . Thou lay'ft the plot, how. Qham. Good morrow Mafter Gads-Hill, it holds cur- rant that I told you yefternight. There's a Franklin in the wilde of Kent, hath brought three hundred Markes with him in Gold: I heard him tell it to one of his company laft night at Supper; a kinde of Auditor, one that hath abun- dance of charge too (God knowes what) they are vp al- ready, and call for Egges and Butter. They will away prefently. Gad. Sirra, if they meete not with S. Nicholas Clarks, He giue thee this necke. Qham. No, He none of it : I prythee keep that for the Hangman, for I know thou worfhipft S. Nicholas as tru- ly as a man of falfhood may. Gad. What talkeft thou to me of the Hangman ? If I hang, He make a fat payre of Gallowes. For, if I hang, old Sir lohn hangs with mee, and thou know'ft hee's no Starueling. Tut, there are other Troians that y dream'ft not of, the which (for fport fake) are content to doe the Profefiion fome grace ; that would (if matters fhould bee look'd into) for their owne Credit fake, make all Whole. I am ioyned with no Foot-land-Rakers, no Long-ftaffe fix-penny ftrikers, none of thefe mad Muftachio-purple- hu'd-Maltwormes, but with Nobility, and Tranquilitie ; Bourgomafters, and great Oneyers, fuch as can holde in, fuch as will ftrike fooner then fpeake ; and fpeake fooner then drinke, and drinke fooner then pray : and yet I lye, for they pray continually vnto their Saint the Common- wealth ; or rather, not to pray to her, but prey on henfor they ride vp & downe on her,and make hir their Boots. Cham. What, the Commonwealth their Bootes *. Will fhe hold out water in foule way ? Gad. She will,fhe will; luftice hath liquor'd her. We fleale as in a Caftle,cockfure : we haue the receit of Fern- feede,we walke inuifible. Cham. Nay, I thinke rather, you are more beholding to the Night, then to the Fernfeed, for your walking in- uifible. Gad. Giue me thy hand. Thou /halt haue a fhare in our purpofe, As I am a true man. Cham. Nay, rather let mee haue it, as you are a falfe Theefe. Gad. Goe too : Homo is a common name to all men. Bid the Oftler bring the Gelding out of the ftable. Fare- well, ye muddy Knaue. Exeunt. e 2 Scena 54 'The Fir ft^ art offing Henry the Fourth. Secunda. Enter frince, Poynes, and Peto. Poines. Come flicker, flicker, I haue remoued Falftafs Horfe, and he frets like a gum'd Veluet. Pr'in. Stand clofe. Enter Falftaffe. Fal. Poines, Poines, and be hang'd Points. Pr'tn. Peace ye fat-kidney'd Rafcall, what a brawling doft thou keepe. Fal. What Points. Haft Prin. He is walk'd vp to the top of the hill, He go feek him. Fal. I am accnrft to rob in that Theefe company: that Rafcall hath remoued my Horfe, and tied him I know not where. If I trauell but foure foot by the fquire further a foote, I fliall breake my winde. Well, I doubt not but to dye a faire death for all this, if I fcape hanging for kil- ling that Rogue, I haue forfworne his company hourely any time this two and twenty yeare, & yet I am bewitcht with the Rogues company. If the Rafcall haue not giuen me medicines to make me loue him,Ile behang'djit could not be elfe : I haue drunke Medicines. Points, Hal, a Plague vpon you both. 'Bardolpb, Peto : He ftarue ere I rob a foote further. And 'twere not as good a deede as to drinke, to turne True-man, and to leaue thefe Rogues, I am the verieft Varlet that euer chewed with a Tooth. Eight yards of vneuen ground, is threefcore & ten miles afoot with me : and the ftony-hearted Villaines knowe it well enough. A plague vpon't, when Theeues cannot be true one to another. They Wbiflle. Whew : a plague light vpon you alL Giue my Horfe you Rogues : giue me my Horfe,and be hang'd. Prin. Peace ye fat gurtes, lye downe, lay thine eare clofe to the gronnd, and lift if thou can heare the tread of Trauellers. Fal. Haue you any Leauers to lift me vp again being downe ? He not beare mine owne flefh fo far afoot again, for all the coine in .t!iy Fathers Exchequer. What a plague meane ye to colt me thus ? Prin. Thou ly'ft,thou art not colted,thou art vncolted. Fal. I prethee good Prince Hal, help me to my horfe, good Kings fonne. Triti. Out you Rogue, fhall I be your Oftler? Fal. Go hang thy felfe in thine owne heire-apparant- Garters : If I be tane, He peach for this : and I haue not Ballads made on all, and fung to filthy tunes, let a Cup of Sacke be my poyfon : when a ieft is fo forward, & a foote too, I hate it. Enter Gads-bill. Gad. Stand. Fal. So I do againft my will. Pcin. O 'tis our Setter, I know his vpyce : Bardclfe, what newes ? 'Bar. Cafe ye,cafe ye ; on with your Vizards, there's mony of the Kings comming downe the hill, 'tis going to the Kings Exchequer. Fal. You lie you rogue,'tis going to the Kings Tauern. Gad. There's enough to make vs all. Fal. To he hang'd. Prin. You foure fliall front them in the narrow Lane : Ned and I, will walke lower; if they fcape from your en- counter,then they light on vs. feto. But how many be of them ? Gad. Some eight or ten. Fal. Will they not rob vs ? Prin. What,a Coward Sir lohn Paunch ? Fal. Indeed I am not Isbn of Gaunt your Grandfather; but yet no Coward, Hal. Prin. Wee'l leaue that to the proofe. Poin. Sirra lacke, thy horfe ftands behinde the hedg, when thon need'ft him, there thou flialt finde him. Fare- well, and ftand faft. Fal. Now cannot I ftrike him, if I fhould be hang'd. Prin. Ned, where are our difguifes ? Poin. Heere hard by : Stand clofe. Fal. Now my Matters, happy man be his dole, fay I : euery man to his bufinefle. Enter Trauellers. Tra. Come Neighbor: the boy fliall leade our Horfes downe the hill : Wee'l walke a-foot a while, and eafe our Legges. Tbeeues. Stay. Tra. lefu blefle vs. Fal. Strike: down with them, cut the villains throats; a whorfon Caterpillars : Bacon-fed Knaues, they hate vs youth ; downe with them, fleece them. Tra. O, we are vndone,both we and ours for euer. Fal. Hang ye gorbellied knaues,are you vndone ? No ye Fat ChufFes, I would your ftore were heere. On Ba- cons, on, what ye knaues ? Yong men muft liue, you are Grand Iurers,are ye ? Wee'l iure ye ifaith. Heere they rob them ,and binde them. Enter the Prince and Poines. Prin. The Theeues haue bound the True-men : Now could thou and I rob the Theeues,and go merily to Lon- don, it would be argument for a Weeke, Laughter for a Moneth, and a good ieft for euer. Paynes. Stand clofe, I heare them comming. Enter Tbeeues againe. Fal. Come my Mafters, let vs fliare,and then to horfle before day : and the Prince and Poynes bee not two ar- rand Cowards, there's no equity ftirring. There's no moe valour in that Poynes,than in a wilde Ducke. Prin. Your money. Poin. Villaines. tAs they are Jharing,the Prince and Poynes fet 'upon them. They all run atcay,leauing the booty behind them. Prince. Got with much eafe. Now merrily to Horfe : The Theeues are fcattred,and poffeft with fear fo ftrong- ly, that they dare not meet each other : each takes his fel- low for an Officer. Away good Ned, Falflaffe fweates to death, and Lards the leane earth as he walkes along :wer't not for laughing,! fliould pitty him. Poin. How the Rogue roar'd. Exeunt. Sccena Tertia. Enter Hotjburrc folus, reading a Letter. 'Buffer mine owne fart, my Ldrd, I could bee tfell contented to be there, in rejpeil of the loue I beare your boufe. He __ The Firft ^Part offing Henry the Fourth. 55 He could be contented : Why is he not then ? in refpeft of the loue he beares our houfe. He fhewes in this, he loues his owne Barne better then he loues our houfe. Let me fee fome more. The purpofe you -undertake ts dangerous. Why that's certaine : "Fis dangerous to take a Colde, to fleepe, to drinke : but I tell you (my Lord foole) out of this Nettle, Danger; we plucke this Flower, Safety. The purpoje you -undertake is dangerous, the Friends you haue na- med -vncertaine, the Time it felfe -vnforted, and your whole Plot too light , for the counterpoize of Jo great an Oppojition. Say you fo, fay you fo : I fay vnto you again e, you are a fhallow cowardly Hinde, and you Lye. What a lacke- braine is this ? I proteft, our plot is as good a plot as euer was laid ; our Friend true and conftant : A good Plotte, good Friends, and full of expectation : An excellent plot, very good Friends. What a Frofty-fpirited rogue is this? Why, my Lord of Yorke commends the plot, and the general! courfe of the adlion. By this hand, if I were now by this Rafcall, I could braine him with his Ladies Fan. Is there not my Father , my Vnckle, and my Selfe, Lord Edmund Mortimer, my Lord of Tor ^e, and Owen Cflendour? Is there not befides, the Dowglcu ? Haue I not all their let- ters, to meete me in Armes by the ninth of the next Mo- neth ? and are they not fome of them fet forward already? What a Pagan Rafcall is this ? An Infidell. Ha, you fliall fee now in very fincerity of Feare and Cold heart, will he to the King, and lay open all our proceedings. O,I could diuide my felfe, and go to buffets, for mouing fuch a difh of skim'd Milk with fo honourable an Adlion. Hang him, let him tell the King we are prepared. I will fet forwards to night. Enter bis Lady. How now Kate, I muft leaue you within thefe two hours. La. O my good Lord, why are you thus alone f For what offence haue I this fortnight bin A banifh'd woman from my Harries bed ? Tell me (fweet Lord) what is't that takes from thee Thy ftomacke,pleafure,and thy golden fleepe f Why doft thou bend thine eyes vpon the earth ? And ftart fo often when thou fitt'ft alone? Why haft thou loft the frefh blood in thy cheekes? And giuen my Treafures and my rights of thee, To thicke-ey'd mufing, and curft melancholly ? In my faint-flumbers, I by thee haue watcht, And heard thee murmore tales of Iron Warres : Speake tearmes of manage to thy bounding Steed, Cry courage to the field. And thou haft talk'd Of Sallies, and Retires; Trenches,Tents, Of Palizadoes, Frontiers,Parapets, Of Bafiliskes, of Canon, Culuerin, Of Prifoners ranfome, and of Souldiers flaine, And all the current of a headdy fight. Thy fpirit within thee hath beene fo at Warre, And thus hath fo beftirr'd thee in thy fleepe, That beds of fweate hath flood vpon thy Brow, Like bubbles in a late-difturbed Streame ; And in thy face ftrange motions haue appear'd, Such as we fee when men reftraine their breath On fome great fodaine haft. O what portents are thefe ? Some heauie bufinefle hath my Lord in hand, And I muft know it : elfe he loues me not. Hot. What ho ; Is Gilliams with the Packet gone ? Ser. He is my Lord, an houre agone. He*. Hath Butler brought thofe horfes fro the Sheriffe? 357 Ser. One horfe,my Lord,he brought euen now. Hot, What Horfe ? A Roane, a crop eare, is it not. Ser. It is my Lord. Hot. That Roane fhall' be my Throne. Well, I will backe him ftraight. E/fierance, bid Butler lead him forth into the Parke. La. But heare you, my Lord. Hot, What fay'ft thou my Lady? La. What is it carries you away ? Hot. Why,my horfe(my Loue)my horfe. La. Out you mad-headed Ape, a Weazell hath not fuch a deale of Spleene, as you are toft with. In footh He know your bufineffe Harry, that I will. I feare my Bro- ther Mortimer doth ftirre about his Title, and hath fent for you to line his enterprize. But if you go Hot. So farre a foot, I fhall be weary, Loue. La. Come,come,you Paraquito, anfwer me direclly vnto this queftion, that I fhall aske. Indeede He breake thy little finger Harry, if thou wilt not tel me true. Hot. Away, away you trifler : Loue, I loue thee not, I care not for thee Kate : this is no world To play with Mammets, and to tilt with lips. We muft haue bloodie Nofes,and crack'd Crownes, And paflTe them currant too. Gods me, my horfe. What fay'ft thou Kate?what wold'ft thou haue with me ? La. Do ye not loue me? Do ye not indeed ? Well, do not then. For fince you loue me not, I will not loue my felfe. Do you not loue me ? Nay,tell me if thou fpeak'ft in ieft,or no. Hot. Come, wilt thou fee me ride ? And when I am a-horfebacke, I will fweare I loue thee infinitely. But hearke you Kate, I muft not haue you henceforth, queftion me, Whether I go : nor reafon whereabout. Whether I muft, I muft: and to conclude, This Euening muft I leaue thee, gentle Kate. I know you wife, but yet no further wife Then Harry Percies wife. Conftant you are, But yet a woman : and for fecrecie, No Lady clofer. For I will beleeue Thou wilt not vtter what thou do'ft not know, And fo farre wilt I truft thee,gentle Kate. La. How fo farre ? Hot.Not an inch further. But harke you Kate, Whither I go, thither fhall you go too : To day will I fet forth, ro morrow you. Will this content you Kate ? La. It muft of force. Exeunt Scena Quarta. Enter Prince and Poines. Prin. Ned,prethee come out of that fat roome, & lend me thy hand to laugh a little. Poines. Where haft bene Hall ? Trin. With three or foure Logger-heads, amongft 3. or fourefcore Hogfheads. I haue founded the verie bafe firing of humility. Sirra, I am fworn brother to a leafh of Drawers, and can call them by their names,as Tom, Dicl^e, and Francis. They take it already vpon their confidence, that though I be but Prince of Wales, yet I am the King of Curtefie: telling me flatly I am no proud lack like Fal- Jtaffe, but a Corinthian, a lad of mettle, a good boy, and when I am King of England,! fhall command al the good Laddes in Eatt-cheape. They call drinking deepe, dy- ing Scarlet ; and when you breath in your watering, then e 3 they The Fir ft 'Part offing Henry the Fourth. they cry hem, and bid you play it off. To conclude, I am fo good a proficient in one quarter of an houre, that I can drinke with any Tinker in his owne Language during my life. I tell thee AW,thou haft loft much honor, that thou wer't not with me in this ac"lion : but fweet Ned,to fwee- ten which name of AW, I giue thee this peniworth of Su- gar, clapt euen now into my hand by an vnder Skinker, one that neuer fpake other Englifli in his life, then Eight Jbillings and Jtx pence, and, You are welcome : with this fliril addition, tAnon, tAnon Jtr, Score a Pint of 'Baftard in the Halfe Moone, or fo. But Ned, to driue away time till Fal- ftaffe come, I prythee doe thou ftand in fome by-roome, while I queftion my puny Drawer, to what end hee gaue me the Sugar, and do neuer leaue calling Yrancit, that his Tale to me may be nothing but, Anon : ftep aiide, and He ihew thee a President. Poines. Francis. Prin. Thou art perfect. Poin. Francis. Enter 'Drawer. Fran. Anon, anon fir ; looke downe into the Pomgar- net, Ralfe. Prince. Come hither Francis. Fran. My Lord. Prin. How long haft thou to ferue, Francis ? Fran. Forfooth fiue yeares, and as much as to Poin. Francis. Fran. Anon, anon fir. Prin. Fiue yeares : Berlady a long Leafe for the clin- king of Pewter. But Francis, dareft thou be fo valiant, as to play the coward with thy Indenture, & fhew it a faire paire of heeles, and run from it ? Fran. O Lord fir, He be fworne vpon all the Books in England,! could finde in my heart. Poin. Francis. Fran. Anon, anon fir. Prin. How old art thou, Francis ? Fran. Let me fee, about Michaelmas next I flialbe Poin. Francis. Fran. Anon fir, pray you ftay a little,my Lord. Prin. Nay but harke you Francis, for the Sugar thou gaueft me, 'twas a peny worth, was't not? Fran. O Lord fir, I would it had bene two. Prin. I will giue thee for it a thouiand pound : Aske me when thou wilt, and thou flialt haue it. Poin. Francis. Fran. Anon, anon. Prin. Anon Francis? No Francis,but to morrow Fran- cis : or Francis,on thurfday:or indeed Francis when thou wilt. But Francis. Fran. My Lord. Prin. Wilt thou rob this Leatherne lerkin, Chriftall button, Not-pated, Agat ring, Puke flocking, Caddice garter, Smooth tongue, Spanifh pouch. Fran. O Lord fir, who do you meane ? Prin. Why then your browne Baftard is your onely drinke : for looke you Francis,your white Canuas doub- let will fulley. In Barbary fir, it cannot come to fo much. Fran. What fir? Poin. Francis. Prin. Away you Rogue,doft thou heare them call ? Heere they both call him, the Drawer Jiands ama%ed, not gnawing which way to go. Enter Vintner. Vint. What, ftand'ft thou ftill, and hear'ft fuch a cal- ling ? Looke to the Guefts within: My Lord, olde Sir lobn with halfe a dozen more,are at the doore : fhall I let them in? Prin. Let them alone awhile, and then open the doore. Poines. Enter Poines. Pc/n.Anon,anon fir. Prin. Sirra, Faljtaffe and the reft of the Theeues,are at the doore, fliall we be merry ? Poin. As merrie as Crickets my Lad. But harke yee, What cunning match haue you made with this ieft of the Drawer ? Come, what's the ifiue ? Prin. I am now of all humors, that haue fhewed them, felues humors, fince the old dayes of goodman Adam, to the pupill age of this prefent twelue a clock at midnight. What's a clocke Francis ? Fran. Anon, anon fir. Prin. That euer this Fellow fhould haue fewer words then a Parret, and yet the fonne of a Woman. His indu- ftry is vp-ftaires and down-ftaires, his eloquence the par- celL-of a reckoning. I am not yet of Percies mind, the Hot- fpurre of the North, he that killes me fome fixe or feauen dozen of Scots at a Breakfaft, wafties his hands, and faies to his wife 5 Fie vpon this quiet life, I want worke. O my fweet Harry fayes fhe, how many haft thou kill'd to day? Giue my Roane horfe a drench (fayes hee) and anfweres, fome fourteene,an houre after : a trifle, a trifle. I prethee call in Faljiaffe, He play Perry, and that damn'd Bravvne fhall play Dame . Why fo it would haue done at the fame feafon, if your Mothers Cat had but kitten'd, though your felfe had neuer beene borne. Glend. I fay the Earth did /hake when I was borne. Hotjp. And I fay the Earth was not of my minde, If you fuppofe, as fearing you, it fhooke. Glend. The Heauens were all on fire , the Earth did tremble. Hotfy. Oh, then the Earth fhooke To fee the Heauens on fire, And not in feare of your Natiuitie. Difeafed Nature oftentimes breakes forth In ftrange eruptions ; and the teeming Earth Is with a kinde of Coliick pincht and vext, By the imprifoning of vnruly Winde Within her Wombe : which for enlargement ftriuing, Shakes the old Beldame Earth, and tombles downe Steeples, and mofle-growne Towers. At your Birth, Our Grandam Earth, hauing this diftemperature, In paffion fhooke. Glend. Coufin : of many men 1 doe not beare thefe Croffings : Giue me leaue To tell you once againe, that at my Birth The front of Heauen was full of fierie fhapes, The Goates ranne from the Mountaines,and the Heards Were ftrangely clamorous to the frighted fields: Thefe fignes haue markt me extraordinarie, And all the courfes of my Life doe mew, I am not in the Roll of common men. Where is the Liuing,clipt in with the Sea, That chides the Bankes of England, Scotland, and Wales, Which calls me Pupill,or hath read to me? And bring him out, that is but Womans Sonne, Can trace me in the tedious wayes of Art, And hold me pace in deepe experiments. Hotjfr. I thinke there's no man fpeakes better Welfh : He to Dinner. Mort. Peace Coufin Percy, you will make him mad. Glend. I can call Spirits from the vaftie Deepe. Hctjp. Why fo can I, or fo can any man : "But will they come, when you doe call for them ? Glend. Why, I can teach thee, Coufin, to command the Deuill. Hotjfi.And I can teach thee, Coufin, to fhame the Deuil, By telling truth. Tell truth, andjhame the Deuill. If thou haue power to rayfe him, bring him hither, And He be fworne, I haue power to fhame him hence. Oh, while you Hue, tell truth, and fhame the Deuill. effort. Come, come, no more of this vnprofitable Chat. Glend. Three times hath Henry Bullingbroo^e made head Againft my Power: thrice from the Banks of Wye, And fandy-bottom'd Seuerne, haue I hent him BootlefTe home,and Weather-beaten backe. Hotjj). Home without Bootes, And in foule Weather too, How fcapes he Agues in the Deuils name ? Glend. Come, heere's the Mappe : Shall wee diuide our Right, According to our three-fold order ta'ne ? Mort. The Arch-Deacon hath diuided it Into three Limits, very equally : England, from Trent, and Seuerne, hitherto, By South and Eaft, is to my part afiign'd : All Weftward, Wales, beyond the Seuerne more, And all the fertile Land within that bound, To Onva Glendoreer : And deare Couze, to you The remnant North ward, lying oft from Trent. And our Indentures Tripartite are drawne : Which being fealed enterchangeably, (A BufinefTe that this Night may execute,) To morrow, Coufin Percy , you and I, And my good Lord of Worcefter,will fet forth, To meete your Father, and the Scottifh Power, As is appointed vs at Shrewsbury. My Father Glendorrer is not readie yet, Nor fhall wee neede his helpe thefe foureteene dayes : Within that fpace,you may haue drawne together Your Tenants, Friends, and neighbouring Gentlemen. Glend. A fhorter time fhall fend me to you, Lords : And in my Condudl fhall your Ladies come, From whom you now muft fteale, and take no leaue, For there will be a World of Water fhed, Vpon jlfc 'The Firft^art of ^ing Henry the Fourth. 61 Vpon the parting of your Wiues and you. Hot/p. Me thinks my Moity, North from Burton here, In quantitie equals not one of yours : See, how this Riuer comes me cranking in, And cuts me from the bed of all my Land, A huge halfe Moone,a monftrous Cantle out. lie haue the Currant in this place damn'd vp, And here the fmug and Siluer Trent fhall runne, In a new Channel!, faire and euenly : It fhall not winde with fuch a deepe indent, To rob me of fo rich a Bottome here. Glend. Not winde? it fhall,it muft,you fee it doth. Mart. Yea, but marke how he beares his courfe, And runnes me vp, with like aduantage on the other fide, Gelding the oppofed Continent as much, As on the other fide it takes from you. Wore. Yea, but a little Charge will trench him here, And on this North fide winne this Cape of Land, And then he runnes ftraight and euen. Hotffi. He haue it fo,a little Charge will doe it. Glend. lie not haue it alter'd. Hotjj>. Will not you ? Glend. No, nor you fhall not. Hatjp. Who fhall fay me nay ? Glend. Why, that will I. Hotjp. Let me not vnderftand you then, fpeake it in Welfh. Glend. I can fpeake Englifh,Lord,as well as you : For I was trayn'd vp in the Englifh Court ; Where, being but young, I framed to the Harpe Many an Englifh Dittie, louely well, And gaue the Tongue a helpefull Ornament; A Vertue that was neuer feene in you. Hotjp. Marry, and I am glad of it with all my heart, I had rather be a Kitten, and cry mew, Then one of thefe fame Meeter Ballad-mongers: I had rather heare a Brazen Candleftick turn'd, Or a dry Wheele grate on the Axle-tree, And that would fet my teeth nothing an edge, Nothing fo much, as mincing Poetrie ; 'Tis like the fbrc't gate of a fhuffling Nagge. Glend. Come, you fhall haue Trent turn'd. Hotjp. I doe not care: He giue thrice fo much Land To any well-deleruing friend ; But in the way of Bargaine, marke ye me, lie cauill on the ninth part of a hayre. Are the Indentures drawne? fhall we be gone ? Glend. The Moone fhines faire, You may away by Night : He hafte the Writer ; and withall, Breake with your Wiues, of your departure hence : I am afraid my Daughter will runne madde, So much fhe doteth on her Mortimer. Exit. M.ort. Fie, Couiin Percy , how you crofTe my Fa- ther. HotJ}>. I cannot chufe : fometime he angers me, With telling me of the Moldwarpe and the Ant, Of the Dreamer zTlferlin, and his Prophecies ; And of a Dragon, and a finne-lefle Fifh, A clip-wing' d Griffin, and a moulten Rauen, A couching Lyon,and a ramping Cat, And fuch a deale of skimble-skamble Stuffe, As puts me from my Faith. I tell you what, He held me laft Night,at leaft,nine howres, In reckning vp the feuerall Deuils Names, That were his Lacqueyes : 363 I cry'd hum, and well, goe too, But mark'd him not a word. O,he is as tedious As a tyred Horfe, a rayling Wife, Worfe then a fmoakie Houfe. I had rather Hue With Cheefe and Garlick in a Windmill farre, Then feede on Gates, and haue him talke to me, In any Summer-Houfe in Chriftendome. Mart. In faith he was a worthy Gentleman, Exceeding well read, and profited, In ftrange Concealements : Valiant as a Lyon,and wondrous affable, And as bountifull, as Mynes of India. Shall Itellyou,Coufin, He holds your temper in a high refpeft, And curbes himfelfe, euen of his naturall fcope, When you doe crofTe his humorr'faith he does. I warrant you, that man is not aliue, Might fo haue tempted him, as you haue done, Without the tafte of danger,and reproofe : But doe not vfe it oft, let me entreat you. Wore. In faith, my Lord, you are too wilfull blame, And fince your comming hither, haue done enough, To put him quite befiies his patience. You muft needes learne, Lord, to amend this fault: Though fometimes it fhew GreatnefTe, Courage, Blood, And that's the deareft grace it renders you; Yet oftentimes it doth prefent harfh Rage, Defect of Manners, want of Gouernment, Pride, HaughtinefTe, Opinion, and Difdaine : The leaft of which, haunting a Nobleman, Lofeth mens hearts, and leaues behinde a ftayne Vpon the beautie of all parts befides, Beguiling them of commendation. HotJ>. Well, I am fchool'd : Good-manners be your fpeede ; Heere come your Wiues, and let vs take our leaue. Enter Glendcwer^ -with the Ladles. Mart. This is the deadly fpight,that angers me, My Wife can fpeake no Englifh,! no Welfh. Glend.My Daughter weepes,fhee'le not part with you, Shee'le be a Souldier too,fhee'le to the Warres. Mart. Good Father tell her, that fhe and my Aunt Percy Shall follow in your Condudt fpeedily. CflendoTver Jpeal^es to her in Weljk, and Jhe an- frveres him in the fame. Qlend. Shee is defperate heere : A peeuifh felfe-will'd Harlotry, One that no perfwafion can doe good vpon. in Weljh. Mart. I vnderftand thy Lookes: that pretty Welfh Which thou powr'ft down from thefe fwelling Heauens, I am too perfect in : and but for fhame, In fuch a parley fhould I anfwere thee. The Lady againe in Weljh. Mart. I vnderftand thy KifTes,and thou mine, And that's a feeling difputation : But I will neuer be a Truant, Loue, Till I haue learn'd thy Language: for thy tongue Makes 62 The Firft 'Part offing Henry the Fourth. Makes Welfh as fweet as Ditties highly penn'd, Sung by a faire Queene in a Summers Bowre, With rauifhing Diuifion to her Lute. Qlend. Nay,if thou melt, then will /he runne madde. The Lady Jfiealys againe in Weljb. effort. O,Iam Ignorance it felfe in this. Qlend. She bids you, On the wanton Rufhes lay you downe, And reft your gentle Head vpon her Lappe, And flie will fing the Song that pleafeth you, And on your Eye-lids Crowne the God of Sleepe, Charming your blood with pleafing heauinefle ; Making fuch difference betwixt Wake and Sleepe, As is the difference betwixt Day and Night, The houre before the Heauenly Harneis'd Teeme Begins his Golden ProgreflTe in the Eaft. e/Werr.With all my heart He fit, and heare her fing: By that time will our Booke,! thinke, be drawne. Qlend. Doe fo : And thofe Mufitians that fhall play to you, Hang in the Ayre a thoufand Leagues from thence ; And ftraight they fliall be here : fit, and attend. Hotjp. Come Kate t thou art perfedl in lying downe : Come, quicke, quicke, that I may lay my Head in thy Lappe. Lady. Goe,ye giddy-Goofe. flayes. Hotjp. Now I perceiue the Deuill vnderftands Welfh, And 'tis no maruell he is fo humorous : Byrlady hee's a good Mufitian. Lady. Then would you be nothing but Muficall, For you are altogether gouerned by humors : Lye ftill ye Theefe,and heare the Lady fing in Welfh. Hotjp. I had rather heare (Lady) my Brach howle in Irifh. Lady. Would'ft haue thy Head broken ? Haifa. No. Lady. Then be ftill. Hot fa. Neyther,'tis a Womans fault. Lady. Now God helpe thee. Haifa. To the Welfh Ladies Bed. Lady. What's that ? Hotjp. Peace,fhee fings. Heere the Ladyjings a Weljb Song. Hotjp. Come, lie haue your Song too. Lady. Not mine, in good footh. Hotfy. Not yours, in good footh? You fweare like a Comfit-makers Wife : Not you, in good footh ; and, as true as I liue ; And, as God fhall mend me ; and, as fure as day: And giueft fuch Sarcenet furetie for thy Oathes, As if thou neuer walk'ft further then Finsbury. Sweare me, Kate,l\kt a Lady,as thou art, A good mouth-filling Oath: and leaue in footh, And fuch proteft of Pepper Ginger-bread, To Veluet-Guards,and Sunday-Citizens. Come, fing. Lady. I will not fing. I Hotfy. 'Tis the next way to turne Taylor, or be Red- breft teacher : and the Indentures be drawne, lie away within thefe two howres : and fo come in, when yee will. Exit. Glcnd. Come, come, Lord Mortimer, you are as flow, As hot Lord Percy is on fire to goe. By this our Booke is drawne: wee'le but fealc, And then to Horfe immediately. Mart. With all my heart. Exeunt. Sccena Secunda. Enter the King, Prince of Wales, and others. King. Lords, giue vs leaue : The Prince of Wales,and I, Muft haue fome priuate conference : But be neere at hand, For wee fhall prefently haue neede of you. Exeunt Lords. I know not whether Heauen will haue it fo, For fome difpleafing feruice I haue done} That in his fecret Doome,out of my Blood, Hee'le breede Reuengement,and a Scourge for me : But thou do'ft in thy paffages of Life, Make me beleeue,that thou art onely mark'd For the hot vengeance, and the Rod of heauen To punifh my Miftreadings. Tell me elfe, Could fuch inordinate and low defires, Such poore,fuch bare, fuch lewd, fuch meane attempts, Such barren pleafures, rude focietie, As thou art matcht withall,and grafted too, Accompanie the greatnefTe of thy blood, And hold their leuell with thy Princely heart? Prince. So pleafe your Maiefty, I would I could Quit all offences with as cleare excufe, As well as I am doubtlefTe I can purge My felfe of many I am charg'd withall : Yet fuch extenuation let me begge, As in reproofe of many Tales deuis'd, Which oft the Eare of GreatnefTe needes muft heare, By fmiling Pick-thankes, and bafe Newes-mongers ; I may for fome things true, wherein my youth Hath faultie wandred,and irregular, Finde pardon on my true fubmiflion. King. Heauen pardon thee : Yet let me wonder, Harry, At thy affeftions, which doe hold a Wing Quite from the flight of all thy anceftors. Thy place in Councell thou haft rudely loft, Which by thy younger Brother is fupply'de j And art almoft an alien to the hearts Of all the Court and Princes of my blood. The hope and expectation of thy time Is ruin'd,and the Soule of euery man Prophetically doe fore-thinke thy fall. Had I fo lauifh of my prefence beene, So common hackney 'd in the eyes of men, So ftale and cheape to vulgar Company ; Opinion, that did helpe me to the Crowne, Had ftill kept loyall to pofTeffion, And left me in reputeleffe banifhment, A fellow of no marke,nor likely hood. By being feldome feene,! could not ftirre, But like a Comet, I was wondred at, That of^jng Henry the Fourth. That men would tell their Children, This is hee : Others would fay; Where, Which is Bullingbrool^e. And then I ftole all Courtefie from Heauen, And dreft my felfe in fuch Humilide, That I did plucke Allegeance from mens hearts, Lowd Showts and Salutations from their mouthes, Euen in the prefence of the Crowned King. Thus I did keepe my Perfon frefh and new, My Prefence like a Robe Pontificall, Ne're feene,but wondred at : and fo my State* Seldome but fumptuous, fliewed like a Feaft, And wonne by rarenefle fuch Solemnitie. The skipping King hee ambled vp and downe, With fhallow Iefters,and rafh Bauin Wits, Soone kindled, and foone burnt, carded his State, Mingled his Royaltie with Carping Fooles, Had his great Name prophaned with their Scornes, And gaue his Countenance, againft his Name, To laugh at gybing Boyes, and ftand the pufh Of euery BeardlefTe vaine Comparatiue ; Grew a Companion to the common Streetes, Enfeoff'd himfelfe to Popularitie : That being dayly fwallowed by mens Eyes, They furfeted with Honey, and began to loathe The tafte of SweetnefiTe, whereof a little More then a little, is by much too much. So when he had occafion to be feene, He was but as the Cuckow is in lune, Heard, not regarded : feene but with fuch Eyes, As ficke and blunted with Communitie, AfFoord no extraordinarie Gaze, Such as is bent on Sunne-like Maieftie, When it fhines feldome in admiring Eyes : But rather drowz'd ,and hung their eye-lids downe, Slept in his Face, and rendred fuch afpecl: As Cloudie men vfe to doe to their aduerfaries, Being with his prefence glutted, gorg'd, and full. And in that very Line, Harry, ftandeft thou : For thou haft loft thy Princely Priuiledge, With vile participation. Not an Eye But is awearie of thy common fight, Saue mine, which hath defir'd to fee thee more : Which now doth that I would not haue it doe, Make blinde it felfe with foolifh tenderneffe. Prince. I fhall hereafter, my thrice gracious Lord, Be more my felfe. King. For all the World, As thou art to this houre, was Richard then, When I from France fet foot at Rauenfpurgh 5 And euen as I was then, is Percy now : Now by my Scepter, and my Soule to boot, He hath more worthy intereft to the State Then thou, the fhadow of Succefiion ; For of no Right, nor colour like to Right. He doth fill fields with Harneis in the Realme, Turnes head againft the Lyons armed lawes ; And being no more in debt to yeeres,then thou, Leades ancient Lords, and reuerent Bifhops on To bloody Battailes,and to brufing Armes. What neuer-dying Honor hath he got, Againft renowned Dcm>glas ? whofe high Deedes, Whofe hot Incurfions, and great Name in Armes, Holds from all Souldiers chiefe Maioritie, And Militarie Title Capitall. Through all the Kingdomes that acknowledge Chrift, Thrice hath the Hotjpur tflfars, in fwathing Clothes, 365 This Infant Warrior, in his Enterptifes, Difcomfited great Dowglas, ta'ne him once, Enlarged him, and made a friend of him, To fill the mouth of deepe Defiance vp, And fhake the peace and fafetie of our Throne. And what fay you to this ? Percy, Northumberland, The Arch-bifhops Grace of Yorke, Dotvglas, Mortimer, Capitulate againft vs, and are vp. But wherefore doe I tell thefe Newes to thee? Why, Harry, doe I tell thee of my Foes, Which art my neer'ft and deareft Enemie ? Thou, that art like enough, through vaflall Feare, Bafe Inclination, and the ftart of Spleene, To fight againft me vnder Percies pay, To dogge his heeles,and curtfie at his frownes, To fhew how much thou art degenerate. Prince. Doe not thinke fo, you /hall not finde it fo : And Heauen forgiue them , that fo much haue fway'd Your Maiefties good thoughts away from me : I will redeeme all this on Percies head, And in the clofmg of fome glorious day, Be bold to tell you, that I am your Sonne, When I will weare a Garment all of Blood, And ftaine my fauours in a bloody Maske : Which wafht away, fhall fcowre my fhame with it. And that fhall be the day, when ere it lights, That this fame Child of Honor and Renowne, This gallant Hotjfiur,this all-prayfed Knight, And your vnthought-of Harry chance to meet : For euery Honor fitting on his Helme, Would they were multitudes, and on my head My fhames redoubled. For the time will come, That I fhall make this Northerne Youth exchange His glorious Deedes for my Indignities : Percy is but my Factor, good my Lord, To engrofie vp glorious Deedes on my behalfe : And I will call him to fo ftridl: account, That he fhall render euery Glory vp, Yea, euen the fleighteft worfhip of his time, Or I will teare the Reckoning from his Heart. This, in the Name of Heauen, I promife here : The which, if I'performe, and doe furuiue, I doe befeech your Maieftie, may falue The long-growne Wounds of my intemperature : If not, the end of Life cancells all Bands, And I will dye a hundred thoufand Deaths, Ere breake the fmalleft parcell of this Vow. King. A hundred thoufand Rebels dye in this : Thou fhalt haue Charge,and foueraigne truft herein. Enter 'Blunt. How now good Blunt? thy Lookes are full of fpeed. 'Blunt. So hath the Bufinefie that I come to fpeake of. Lord <^tort'imer of Scotland hath fent word, That f Dovfgla6 and the Englifh Rebels met The eleuenth of this moneth, at Shrewsbury : A mightie and a fearefull Head they are, (If Promifes be kept on euery hand) As euer offered foule play in a State. King. The Earle of Weftmerland fet forth to day : With him my fonne, Lord lohn of Lancafter, For this aduertifement is fiue dayes old. On Wednefday next, Harry thou fhalt fet forward : On Thurfday,wee our felues will march. Our meeting is Bridgenorth: and Harry,yo\i fhall march f Through The Firfl ^Part of I\jng Henry the Fourth. Through Glocefterlhire : by which account, Our Bufinefle valued fome twelue dayes hence, Our generall Forces at Bridgenorth fliall meete. Our Hands are full of Bufinefle : let's away, Aduantage feedes him fat, while men delay. Exeunt. Scena Tertla. Enter FalRaffe and 'Bardolfb. FalH. Bardolfb, am I not falne away vilely, fince this laft adtion? doe I not bate? doe I not dwindle? Why my skinne hangs about me like an olde Ladies loofe Gowne : I am withered like an olde Apple lobn. Well, He repent, and that fuddenly, while I am in fome liking : I /hall be out of heart fhortly , and then I {hall haue no ftrength to repent. And I haue not forgotten what the in-fide of a Church is made of, I am a Pepper-Come, a Brewers Horfe,the in-fide of a Church. Company , villa- nous Company hath beene the fpoyle of me. Bard. Sir lobn, you are fo fretfull, you cannot liue long. Falft. Why there is it : Come,fing me a bawdy Song, make me merry : I was as vertuoufly giuen, as a Gentle- man need to be ; vertuous enough , fwore little, dic'd not aboue feuen times a weeke, went to a Bawdy-houfe not aboue once in a quarter of an houre, payd Money that I borrowed, three or foure times ; liued well, and in good compafie : and now I liue out of all order, out of corn- pa He. 'Bard. Why, you are fo fat, Sir lobn , that you muft needes bee out of all compafle ; out of all reafonable compafle, Sir lobn. Falft. Doe thou amend thy Face, and lie amend thy Life : Thou art our Admirall, thou beared the Lanterne in the Poope, but 'tis in the Nofe of thee 5 thou art the Knight of the burning Lampe. *Bard. Why, Sir lobn, my Face does you no harme. Falft. No, lie be fworne : I make as good vfe of it, as many a man doth of a Deaths-Head, or a Memento effort. I neuer fee thy Face, but I thinke vpon Hell fire, and Diues that liued in Purple j for there he is in his Robes burning, burning. If thou wert any way giuen to vertue, I would fweare by thy Face ; my Oath fhouli bee, 'By this Fire : But thou art altogether giuen ouer ; and wert indeede, but for the Light in thy Face, the Sunne of vtter Darke- nefle. When thou ran'ft vp Gads-Hill in the Night, to catch my Horfe, if I did not thinke that thou hadft beene an Ignis fatutu , or a Ball of Wild-fire, there's no Purchafe in Money. O, thou art a perpetual! Triumph, an euer- lafting Bone-fire-Light : thou haft faued me a thoufand Markes in Linkes and Torches, walking with thee in the Night betwixt Tauerne and Tauerne : But the Sack that thou haft drunke me, would haue bought me Lights as good cheape,as the deareft Chandlers in Europe. I haue maintain'd that Salamander of yours with fire, any time this two and thirtie yeeres, Heauen reward me for it. Bard. I would my Face were in your Belly. FalSl. So fhould I be fure to be heart-burn'd. Enter Hofte/e. How now, Dame Partlet the Hen, haue you enquir'd yet who pick'd my Pocket ? HofteJJe. Why Sir lobn, what doe you thinke, Sir lobn ? doe you thinke I keepe Theeues in my Houfe ? I haue fearch'd, I haue enquired, fo haz my Husband, Man by Man, Boy by Boy, Seruant by Seruant : the tight of a hayre was neuer loft in my houfe before. Fa/J}. Ye lye Hofteffe : 'Bardolpb was fliau'd, and loft many a hayre 5 and He be fworne my Pocket was pick'd : goe to, you are a Woman, goe. HofteJJe. Who I ? I defie thee : I was neuer call'd fo in mine ovfne houfe before. Falft. Goe to, I know you well enough. HofteJJe. No, Sir lobn, you doe not know me, Sir lobn: I know you. Sir lobn : you owe me Money, Sir lobn, and now you picke a quarrell, to beguile me of it : I bought you a dozen of Shirts to your Backe. Falft. Doulas, filthy Doulas : I haue giuen them away to Bakers Wiues,and they haue made Boulters of them. HofteJJe. Now as I am a true Woman, Holland of eight Shillings an Ell: You owe Money here befides, Sir lobr., for your Dyet, and by-Drinkings, and Money lent you, foure and twentie pounds. Falft. Hee had his part of it, let him pay. HofteJJe. Hee ? alas hee is poore , hee hath no- thing. Falft. How? Poore? Looke vpon his Face : What call you Rich ? Let them coyne his Nofe , let them coyne his Cheekes, He not pay a Denier. What, will you make a Younker of me ? Shall I not take mine eafe in mine Inne, but I fliall haue my Pocket pick'd ? I haue loft a Scale- Ring of my Grand-fathers, worth fortie Marke. HofteJJe. I haue heard the Prince tell him, I know not how oft, that that Ring was Copper. Falft. How? the Prince is a Iacke,a Sneake-Cuppe: and if hee were heere,! would cudgell him like a Dogge, if hee would fay fo. Enter the frince marching, and Falftaffe meets him, playing on bit Truncbion /% a Fife. Falft. How now Lad is the Winde in that Doore? Muft we all march ? Bard. Yea, two and two,Newgate fafhion. HosJeJ/e. My Lord, I pray you heare me. Trince. What fay'ft thou, Miftrefle Quickly ? How does thy Husband ? I loue him well , hee is an honeft man. HofteJJe. Good, my Lord, heare mee. Falft. Prethee let her alone, and lift to mee. Prince. What fay'ft thou, Iact(e f Falft. The other Night I fell afleepe heere behind the Arras, and had my Pocket pickt : this Houfe is turn'd Bawdy-houfe, they picke Pockets. Prince. What didft thou lofe, Iac{e ? Falft. Wilt thou beleeue me, Hal? Three or foure Bonds of fortie pound apeece, and a Scale-Ring of my Grand- fathers. Prince. A Trifle, fome eight-penny matter. Heft. So I told him, my Lord ; and I laid, I heard your Grace fay fo : and (my Lord) hee fpeakes moft vilely of you, like a foule-mouth'd man as hee is, and faid, hee would cudgell you. Prince. What hee did not ? Hoft. There's neyther Faith, Truth, nor Woman-hood in me elfe. Falft. There's The Firji ^Partof^ing Henry the Fourth. Falft. There's no more faith in thee then a ftu'de Prune; nor no more truth in thee, then in a drawne Fox : and for Wooman-hood,Maid-marian may be the Deputies wife of the Ward to thee. Go, you nothing: go. Hoft. Say, what thing? what thing ? Falft. What thing? why a thing to thanke heauen on. Hoft. I am no thing to thanke heauen on, I wold thou mouldft know it : I am an honeft mans wife : and fetting thy Knighthood afide, thou art a knaue to call me fo. Falft. Setting thy woman-hood afide,thou art a beaft to fay otherwife. Hoft. Say, what beaft, thou knaue thou? Fal. What beaft? Why an Otter. Prin. An Otter, fir lobn? Why an Otter ? Fal. Why? She's neither fi/h nor flefli; a man knowes not where to haue her. Hoft . Thou art vniuft man in faying fo ; thou, or anie man knowes where to haue me, thou knaue thou. Prince. Thou fay'ft true Hoftefle,and he flanders thee moft grofTely. Hoft. So he doth you, my Lord, and fayde this other day, You ought him a thoufand pound. Prince. Sirrah, do I owe you a thoufand pound f Falft. A thoufand pound Hatt A Million. Thy loue is worth a Million : thou ow'ft me thy loue. Hoft. Nay my Lord, he call'd you lacke, and faid hee would cudgell you. Fal. Did I, Bardolpbt 'Bar. Indeed Sir John, you faid fo. Fal. Yea, if he faid my Ring was Copper. Prince. 1 fay 'tis Copper. Dar'ft thou bee as good as thy word now ? Fal. Why Hal} thou know'ft,as thou art but a man, I dare : but, as thou art a Prince, I feare thee, as I feare the roaring of the Lyons Whelpe. Prince. And why not as the Lyon ? Fal. The King himfelfe is to bee feared as the Lyon : Do'ft thou thinke He feare thee, as I feare thy Father ?nay if I do, let my Girdle breake. Prin. O,if it fhould. how would thy guttes fall about thy knees. But firra : There's no roome for Faith, Truth, nor Honefty, in this bofome of thine : it is all fill'd vppe with Guttes and Midriffe. Charge an honeft Woman with picking thy pocket ? Why thou horfon impudent imboft Rafcall, if there were any thing in thy Pocket but Tauerne Recknings, Memorandums of Bawdie-houfes, and one poore peny-worth of Sugar-candie to make thee long-winded : if thy pocket were enrich'd with anie o- ther injuries but thefe, I am a Villains : And yet you will ftand to it, you will not Pocket vp wrong. Art thou not aiham'd ? Fal. Do'ft thou heare Hal} Thou know'ft in the ftate of Innocency, Adam fell : and what fliould poore lacfy Falftaffe do, in the dayes of Villany ? Thou feeft, I haue more flelh then another man, and therefore more frailty. You confefle then you pickt my Pocket? Prin. It appeares fo by the Story. Fal. Hoftefie, I forgiue thee : Go make ready Breakfaft, loue thy Husband, Looke to thy Seruants, and cherifli thy Guefts : Thou malt find me traceable to any honeft reafon: Thou feeft, I am pacified ftill. Nay, I prethee be gone. Exit HofteJJe. Now Hal, to the newes at Court for the Robbery, Lad ? How is that anfwered ? 367 Prin. O my fweet Beefe : I muft ftill be good Angell to thee. The Monie is paid backe againe. Fal. O,I do not like that paying backe, 'tis a double Labour. Prin. I am good Friends with my Father, and may do any thing. Fal. Rob me the Exchequer the firft thing thou do'ft, and do it with vnwafh'd hands too. 'Bard. Do my Lord. Prin. I haue procured thee Iac%e,a Charge of Foot. Fal. I would it had beene of Horfe. Where fhal I finde one that can fteale well ? O, for a fine theefe of two and twentie,or thereabout : I am heynoufly vnprouided. Wei God be thanked for thefe Rebels , they offend none but the Vertuous. I laud them, I praife them. Prin. 'Bardolfb. 'Bar. My Lord. Prin. Go beare this Letter to Lord John of Lancafter To my Brother lohn. This to my Lord of Weftmerland, Go Peto, to horfe : for thou, and I, Haue thirtie miles to ride yet ere dinner time. /ar^,meet me to morrow in the Temple Hall At two a clocke in the afternoone, There malt thou know thy Charge, and there receiue Money and Order for their Furniture. The Land is burning, Percie ftands on hye, And either they, or we muft lower lye. Fal. Rare words! braue world. HofteiTe,my breakfaft, come : Oh, I could wifli this Tauerne were my drumme. Exeunt omnes. AffiusQuartus. Sccena^Prima. Enter Harrie Hotjfiurre, Worcefter, and Hot. Well faid, my Noble Scot, if fpeaking truth In this fine Age, were not thought flatterie, Such attribution mould the Dowglas haue, As not a Souldiour of this feafons ftampe, Should go fo generall currant through the world. By heauen I cannot flatter : I defie The Tongues of Soothers. But a Brauer place In my hearts loue, hath no man then your Selfe. Nay,taske me to my word : approue me Lord. Dow. Thou art the King of Honor : No man fo potent breathes vpon the ground, But I will Beard him. Snter a MeJJenger. Hot. Do fo, and 'tis well. What Letters haft there ? I can but thanke you. Meff. Thefe Letters come from your Father. Hot. Letters from him ? Why comes he not himfelfe ? Mef. He cannot come, my Lord, He is greeuous ficke. Hot. How? haz he the leyfure to be ficke new In fuch a iuftling time? Who leades his power ? Vnder whofe Gonernment come they along? f 2 Mef 66 The Fir ft ^art of K^ing Henry the Fourth. McJJ~. His Letters beares his minde,not I his minde. Wor. I prethee tell me, doth he keepe his Bed? Mejf. He did, my Lord,foure dayes ere I fet forth : And at the time of my departure thence, He was much fear'd by his Phyfician. Wor. I would the ftate of rime had firft beene whole, Ere he by ficknefle had beene vifited : His health was neuer better worth then now. l&r^.Sicke jnow? droope now? this ficknes doth infeft The very Life-blood of our Enterprife, *Tis catching hither, euen to our Campe. He writes me here, that inward ficknefle, And that his friends by deputation Could not fo foone be drawne: nor did he thinke it meet, To lay fo dangerous and deare a truft On any Soule remou'd,but on his owne. Yet doth he giue vs bold aduertifement, That with our fmall conjunction we fhould on, To fee how Fortune is difpos'd to vs : For, as he writes, there is no quailing now, Becaufe the King is certainely pofieft Of all our purpofes. What fay you to it ? Wor. Your Fathers ficknefle is a mayme to vs. Hotft. A perillous Gafh,a very Limme lopt oft': And yet, in faith, it is not his prefent want Seemes more then we fhall finde it. Were it good, to fet the exact wealth of all our ftates All at one Caft ? To fet fo rich a mayne On the nice hazard of one doubtful! houre, It were not good : for therein fhould we reade The very Bottome,and the Soule of Hope, The very Lift, the very vtmoft Bound Of all our fortunes. Dowg. Faith, and fo wee fhould, Where now remaines a fweet reuerfion. We may boldly fpend, vpon the hope Of what is to come in : A comfort of retirement Hues in this. Hotjp. A Randeuous,a Home to flye vnto, If that the Deuill and Mifchance looke bigge Vpon the Maydenhead of our Affaires. Wor. But yet I would your Father had beene here: The Qualitie and Heire of our Attempt Brookes no diuifion : It will be thought By fome,that know not why he is away, That wifedome,loyaltie, and meere diflike Of our proceedings, kept the Earle from hence. And thinke, how fuch an apprehenfion May turne the tyde of fearefull Faction, And breede a kinde of queftion in our caufe : For well you know, wee of the offring fide, Muft keepe aloofe from ftridt arbitrement, And ftop all fight-holes, euery loope,from whence The eye of reafon may prie in vpon vs : This abfence of your Father drawes a Curtaine, That fhewes the ignorant a kinde of feare, Before not dreamt of. Hotjp. You ftrayne too farre. I rather of his abfence make this vfe : It lends a Luftre,and more great Opinion, A larger Dare to your great Enterprize, Then if the Earle were here : for men muft thinke, If we without his helpe, can make a Head To pufh againft the Kingdome ; with his helpe, We fhall o're-turne it topfie-turuy downe : Yet all goes well, yet all our ioynts are whole. D(,irg. As heart can thinke : There is not fuch a word fpoke of in Scotland, At this Dreame of Feare. Enter Sir Richard Vernon. Hotjp. My Coufin Vernon, welcome by my Soule. Vern. Pray God my newes be worth a welcome, Lord. The Earle of Weftmerland, feuen thoufand ftrong, Is marching hither- wards, with Prince lobn. Hotjp. No harme: what more ? Vern. And further, I haue learn'd, The King himfelfe in perfon hath fet forth, Or hither-wards intended fpeedily, With ftrong and mightie preparation. Hotfy. He fhall be welcome too. Where is his Sonne, The nimble-footed Mad-Cap, Prince of Wales, And his Cumrades,that daft the World afide, And bid it pafle ? Vern. All furnifht, all in Armes , All plum'd like Eftridges, that with the Winde Bayted like Eagles, hauing lately bath'd, Glittering in Golden Coates, like Images, As full of fpirit as the Moneth of May, And gorgeous as the Sunne at Mid-fummer, Wanton as youthfull Goates,wilde as young Bulls. I faw young Harry with his Beuer on, His Cufhes on his thighes, gallantly arm'd, Rife from the ground like feathered (Jlfercury, And vaulted with fuch eafe into his Seat, As if an Angell dropt downe from the Clouds, To turne and winde a fierie Pegafus, And witch the World with Noble Horfemanfhip. Hotjp. No more, no more, Worfe then the Sunne in March : This prayfe doth nourifh Agues: let them come. They come like Sacrifices in their trimme, And to the fire-ey'd Maid of fmoakie Warre, All hot, and bleeding, will wee offer them : The mayled cMars fhall on his Altar fit Vp to the eares in blood. I am on fire, To heare this rich reprizall is fo nigh, And yet not ours. Come, let me take my Horfe, Who is to beare me like a Thunder-bolt, Againft the bofome of the Prince of Wales. Harry to Harry, fhall not Horfe to Horfe Meete,and ne're part, till one drop downe a Coarfe Oh, that Glendovrer were come. Ver. There is more newes : I learned in Worcefter,as I rode along, He cannot draw his Power this foureteene dayes. Dtmg. That's the worft Tidings that I heare of yet. Wor. I by my faith, that beares a frofty found. Hotjp. What may the Kings whole Battaile reach vnto ? Ver. To thirty thoufand. Hot. Forty let it be, My Father and Glendcmer being both away, The powres of vs, may ferue fo great a day. Come, let vs take a mufter fpeedily: Doomefday is neere; dye all, dye merrily. Dcnv. Talke not of dying,! am out of feare Of death, or deaths hand, for this one halfe yeare. Sxeunt Omnes. Scena 'The Firji fart offing Henry the Fourth. Sctena Secunda. Enter Falftaffe and Bardolpb. Falft. 'Bardolpb, get thee before to Couentry, fill me a Bottle of Sack, our Souldiers fhall march through:wee'le to Sutton-cop-hill to Night. 'Bard. Will you giue me Money, Captaine ? Falit. Lay out, lay out. 'Bard. This Bottle makes an Angell. Fa/ft. And if it doe, take it for thy labour : and if it make twentie, take them all, He anfwere the Coynage. Bid my Lieutenant Peto meete me at the Townes end. 'Bard. I will Captaine : farewell. Exit. Falft. If I be not afliam'd of my Souldiers , I am a fowc't-Gurnet : I haue mif-vs'd the Kings Prefle dam- nably. I haue got, in exchange of a hundred and fiftie Souldiers, three hundred and odde Pounds. I prefie me none but good Houfe-holders, Yeomens Sonnesrenquire me out contracted Batchelers, fuch as had beene ask'd twice on the Banes: fuch a Commoditie of warme flaues, as had as lieue heare the Deuill, as a Drumme ; fuch as feare the report of a Caliuer,worfe then a ftruck-Foole, or a hurt wilde-Ducke. I preft me none but fuch Toftes and Butter, with Hearts in their Bellyes no bigger then Pinnes heads, and they haue bought out their feruices : And now, my whole Charge confifts of Ancients, Cor- porals, Lieutenants, Gentlemen of Companies, Slaues as ragged as Lazaruf in the painted Cloth, where the Glut- tons Dogges licked his Sores ; and fuch, as indeed were neuer Souldiers, but dif-carded vniuft Seruingmen, youn- ger Sonnes to younger Brothers, reuolted Tapfters and Oftlers, Trade-falne, the Cankers of a calme World, and long Peace , tenne times more dis-honorable ragged, then an old-fac'd Ancient ; and fuch haue I to fill vp the roomes of them that haue bought out their feruices: that you would thinke, that I had a hundred and fiftie totter'd Prodigalls, lately come from Swine-keeping, from eating Drafte and Huskes. A mad fellow met me on the way, and told me, I had vnloaded all the Gibbets, and preft the dead bodyes. No eye hath feene fuch skar-Crowes : He not march through Couentry with them, that's flat. Nay, and the Villaines march wide betwixt the Legges, as if they had Gyues on; for indeede, I had the moft of them out of Prifbn. There's not a Shirt and a halfe in all my Company : and the halfe Shirt is two Napkins tackt to- gether, and throwne ouer the fhoulders like a Heralds Coat, without fleeues : and the Shirt, to fay the truth, ftolne from my Hoft of S. Albones, or the Red-Nofe Inne-keeper of Dauintry. But that's all one,they'le finde Linnen enough on euery Hedge. Enter the Prince,and the LordofWeftmerland. Prince. How now blowne lacl^f how now Quilt? Faljl. What Hal? How now mad Wag, what a Deuill do'ft thou in Warwickfhire ? My good Lord of Weft- merland,! cry you mercy, I thought your Honour had al- ready beene at Shrewsbury. Weft. 'Faith, Sir 7e,6,'tis more then time that I were there, and you too : but my Powers are there alreadie. The King, I can tell you, lookes for vs all : we muftaway all to Night. 369 Falft. Tut, neuer feare me, I am as vigilant as a Cat, to fteale Creame. Prince. I thinke to fteale Creame indeed, for thy theft hath alreadie made thee Butter : but tell me, 7<2f^,whofe fellowes are thefe that come after ? Falft. Mine, Hal, mine. Prince. I did neuer fee fuch pittifull Rafcals. Falft. Tut, tut, good enough to tofle:foode for Pow- der, foode for Powder: they'le fill a Pit, as well as better: tuih man,mortall men,mortall men. Weftm. I, but Sir Lbn, me thinkes they are exceeding poore and bare, too beggarly. Falft. Faith, for their pouertie,! know not where they had that; and for their bareneffe, I am fure they neuer learn'd that of me. Prince. No,Ile be fworne,vnlefle you call three fingers on the Ribbes bare. But firra, make hafte, Percy is already in the field. Falft. What, is the King encamp'd? Weftm. Hee is, Sir lobn , I feare wee fliall ftay too long. Falft. Well, to the latter end of a Fray, and the begin- ning of a Feaft, fits a dull fighter, and a keene Gueft. Exeunt. Sccena Terfia. Enter Hotjfiur, Worcefter, Doteglas , and fernon. Hotjp. Wee'le fight with him to Night. Wore. It may not be. Dotvg. You giue him then aduantage. "Uern. Not a whit. Hot Ip . Why fay you fo ? lookes he not for fupply? 'Uern. So doe wee. Hotjp. His is certaine,ours is doubtfull. Wore. Good Coufm be aduis'd,ftirre not to night. 1)ern. Doe not, my Lord. Domg. You doe not counfaile well : You fpeake it out of feare, and cold heart. 1)ern. Doe me no flander,Do-n>g/o4: by my Life, And I dare well maintaine it with my Life, If well-refpedted Honor bid me on, I hqld as little counfaile with weake feare, As you, my Lord, or any Scot that this day Hues. Let it be feene to morrow in the Battell, Which of vs feares. Dowg. Yea, or to night. Vern. Content. Hotjp. To night, fay I. "Uern. Come, come, it may not be. I wonder much,being me of fuch great leading as you are That you fore-fee not what impediments Drag backe our expedition : certaine Horfe Of my Coufin Pernons are not yet come vp, Your Vnckle Worcefters Horfe came but to day, And now their pride and mettall is afleepe, Their courage with hard labour tame and dull, That not a Horfe is halfe the halfe of himfelfe. Hotjp. So are the Horfes of the Enemie In generall iourney bated, and brought low : The better part of ours are full of reft. f 3 Wor. The 68 'The art ofJ^ing Henry the Fourth. Wore. The number of the King exceedeth ours : For Gods fake, Cou(in,ftay till all come in. The Trumpet founds a Parley. Enter Sir Walter 'Blunt . 'Blunt. I come with gracious offers from the King, If you vouchfafe me hearing,and refpedt. Hotjp. Welcome, Sir Walter 'Blunt : And would to God you were of our determination. Some of vs loue you well : and euen thofe fome Enuie your great deferuings,and good name, Becaufe you are not of our qualitie, But ftand againft vs like an Enemie. 'Blunt. And Heauen defend, but ftill I fhould ftand fo, So long as out of Limit, and true Rule, You ftand againft anoynted Maieftie. But to my Charge. The King hath fent to know The nature of your Griefes,and whereupon You coniure from the Breft of Ciuill Peace, Such bold Hoftilitie, teaching his dutious Land Audacious Crueltie. If that the King Haue any way your good Deferts forgot, Which he confefleth to be manifold, He bids you name your Griefes,and with all fpeed You fhall haue your defires,with intereft; And Pardon abfolute for your felfe, and thefe, Herein mis-led, by your fuggeftion. Hotjj>. TheKingiskinde: And well wee know, the King Knowes at what time to promife,when to pay. My Father, my Vnckle,and my felfe, Did giue him that fame Royaltie he weares : And when he was not fixe and twentie ftrong, Sicke in the Worlds regard, wretched, and low, A poore vnminded Out-law, fneaking home, My Father gaue him welcome to the fhore : And when he heard him fweare,and vow to God, He came but to be Duke of Lancafter, To fue his Liuerie,and begge his Peace, With teares of Innocencie,and tearmes of Zeale; My Father, in kinde heart and pitty mou'd, Swore him affiftance,and perform'd it too. Now, when the Lords and Barons of the Realme Perceiu'd Northumberland did leane to him. The more and lefle came in with Cap and Knee, Met him in Boroughs, Cities, Villages, Attended him on Bridges, ftood in Lanes, Layd Gifts before him,proffer'd him their Oathes, Gaue him their Heires,as Pages followed him, Euen at the heeles,in golden multitudes. He prefently,as Greatnefle knowes it felfe, Steps me a little higher then his Vow Made to my Father, while his blood was poore, Vpon the naked fhore at Rauenfpurgh : And now ( forfooth ) takes on him to reforme Some certaine Edits,and fome ftrait Decrees, That lay too heauie on the Common-wealth; Cryes out vpon abufes,feemes to weepe Ouer his Countries Wrongs: and by this Face, This feeming Brow of luftice,did he winne The hearts of all that hee did angle for. Proceeded further, cut me off the Heads Of all the Fauorites,that the abfent King In deputation left behinde him heere, When hee was perfonall in the Irifh Warre. 'Blunt. Tut, I came not to heare this. Hotjfi. Then to the point. In fhort time after, hee depos'd the King. Soone after that,depriu'd him of his Life : And in the neck of that,task't the whole State. To make that worfe,fuffer'd his Kinfman cftfarch, Who is,if euery Owner were plac'd, Indeede his King,to be engag'd in Wales, There, without Ranfome,to lye forfeited: Difgrac'd me in my happie Vidlories, Sought to intrap me by intelligence, Rated my Vnckle from the Councell-Boord, In rage difmifs'd my Father from the Court, Broke Oath on Oath, committed Wrong on Wrong, And in conclufion,droue vs to feeke out This Head of fafetie; and withall, to prie Into his Title : the which wee finde Too indirect, for long continuance. 'Blunt. Shall I returne this anfwer to the King ? Hotjp. Not fo, Sir Walter. Wee'le with-draw a while : Goe to the King, and let there be impawn'd Some furetie for a fafe returne againe, And in the Morning early fhall my Vnckle Bring him our purpofe : and fo farewell. Blunt. I would you would accept of Grace and Loue. Hotjfi. And't may be, fo wee fhall. Blunt. Pray Heauen you doe. Exeunt. Scena Quarta. Enter the Arcb-BlJhcp of Tariff, and Sir Michell. Arch. Hie, good Sir Mtcbell, beare this fealed Briefe With winged hafte to the Lord Marfhall, This to my Coufin Scroofe, and all the reft To whom they are diredled. If you knew how much they doe import, You would make hafte. Sir Mich. My good Lord, I guefle their tenor. Arcb. Like enough you doe. To morrow, good Sir Micbell,is a day, Wherein the fortune often thoufand men Muft bide the touch. For Sir, at Shrewsbury, As I am truly giuen to vnderftand, The King, with mightie and quick-rayfed Power, Meetes with Lord Harry: and I feare, Sir Michel/, What with the fickneffe of Northumberland, Whofe Power was in the firft proportion ; And what with Oven Ghndifcers abfence thence, Who with them was rated firmely too, And comes not in, ouer-rul'd by Prophecies, I feare the Power of Percy is too weake, To wage an inftant tryall with the King. Sir Afir>.Why, my good Lord, you need not feare, There is tD. I feare thou art another counterfeit : And yet infaith thou bear'ft thee like a King: But mine I am fure thou art, whoere thou be, And thus I win thee. Theyjigbt, the K.bdng in danger, Enter Prince. Prin. Hold vp they head vile Scot, or thou art like Neuer to hold it vp againe : the Spirits Of valiant Sberly,Staford, f Blunt,zrt in my Armes; It is the Prince of Wales that threatens thee, Who neuer promifeth, but he meanes to pay. They Fight , "Do-agios flyetb. Cheerely My Lord: how fare's your Grace ? Sir Nicholas Garrfey hath for fuccour fent, And fo hath C l 'f ton ' Ile to Clifton ftraight. King. Stay, and breath awhile. Thou haft redeem'd thy loft opinion, And fhew'd thou mak'ft fome tender of my life In this faire refcue thou haft brought to mee. Prin. O heauen, they did me too much iniury, That euer faid I hearkned to your death. If it were fo, I might haue let alone The infulting hand of Doing/as ouer you, Which would haue bene as fpeedy in your end, As all the poyfonous Potions in the world, And fau'd the Treacherous labour of your Sonne. K. Make vp to Qlifton,l\e to Sir Nicholas Gaufey. Exit Enter Hotjpur. Hot. If I miftake not, thou art Harry Montnoutb. Prin, Thou fpeak'ft as if I would deny my name. Hot. My name is Harrie Percie. Prin.Why then I fee a very valiant rebel of that name. I am the Prince of Wales,and thinke not fercy, To fhare with me in glory any more : Two Starres keepe not their motion in one Sphere, Nor can one England brooke a double reigne, Of Harry Percy, and the Prince of Wales. Hot. Nor fhall it Harry, for the houre is come To end the one of vs; and would to heauen, Thy name in Armes, were now as great as mine, Prin. He make it greater, ere I part from thee, And- all the budding Honors on thy Creft, He crop, to make a Garland for my head. Hot. I can no longer brooke thy Vanities. Fight. Enter Falftaffe. Fal. Well faid Hal, to it Hal. Nay you /hall finde no Boyes play heere,! can tell you. Enter DoTt>glas,he Rights with Falftaffe ,who fah down as if he were dead.Tbe Prince tylletb Percie. Hoi. Oh Harry, thou haft rob'd me of my youth : I better brooke the lofle of brittle life, Then thofe proud Titles thou haft wonne of me, They wound my thoghts worfe, then the fword my flefh: But thought's the flaue of Life, and Life, Times foole ; And Time, that takes furuey of all the world, Muft haue a ftop. O, I could Prophetic, But that the Earth, and the cold hand of death, Lyes on my Tongue : No Percy,tho\i art duft And food for Prin. For Wormes,braue Percy. Farewell great heart: Ill-weau'd Ambition, how much art thou fhrunke? When that this bodie did containe a fpirit, A Kingdome for it was too fmall a bound : But now two paces of the vileft Earth Is roome enough. This Earth that beares the dead, Beares not aliue fo ftout a Gentleman. If thou wer't fenfible of curtefie, I fhould not make fo great a fhew of Zeale. But let my fauours hide thy mangled face, And euen in thy behalfe,Ile thanke my felfe For doing thefe fayre Rites of TendernefTe. Adieu,and take thy praife with thee to heauen, Thy ignomy fleepe with thee in the graue, But not remembred in thy Epitaph. What? Old Acquaintance? Could not all this flefh Keepe in a little life.?Poore lacke, fare well : I could haue better fpar'd a better man. O, I fhould haue a heauy mifle of thee, If I were much in loue with Vanity. Death hath not ftrucke fo fat a Deere to day, Though many dearer in this bloody Fray : Imbowell'd will I fee thee by and by, Till then, in blood, by Noble Pereie lye. Exit. Falftaffe rifeth -vp. Falft. Imbowell'd? If thou imbowell mee to day, lie giue you leaue to powder me, and eat me too to morow. 'Twas time to counterfet, or that hotte Termagant Scot, had paid me fcot and lot too.Counterfeit? I am no coun- terfeit; to dye, is to be a counterfeit, for hee is but the counterfeit of a man, who hath not the life of a man : But to counterfeit dying, when a man thereby liueth,is to be no counterfeit, but the true and perfect image of life in- deede. The better part of Valour, is Difcretion ; in the which better part, I haue faued my life. I am affraide of this Gun-powder Percy though he be dead. How if hee fhould counterfeit too, and rife? I am afraid hee would proue the better counterfeit: therefore He make him fure: yea, and He fweare 1 kill'd him. Why may not hee rife as well as I : Nothing confutes me but eyes, and no-bodie fees me.Therefore firra, with a new wound in your thigh come you along me. Tafys Hotjfiurre on bu bac\e. Enter Prince and John of Lancaftcr. Prin. Come Brother lobn, full brauely haft thou flefht thy Maiden fword. lobn. But foft, who haue we heere ? Did you not tell me this Fat man was dead ? Prin. I did, I faw him dead, Breathlefie,and bleeding on the ground: Art thou aliue? Or is it fantafie that playes vpon our eye-fight ? I prethee fpeake, we will not truft our eyes Without our eares. Thou art not what thou feem'ft. Fal. No, that's certaine : I am not a double man : but if I be not lac^e FalJ}a/e,then am I a lacke : There is Per- glo6, Stopping my greedy eare,with their bold deeds. But in the end (to ftop mine Eare indeed) Thou haft a Sigh, to blow away this Praife, Ending with Brother, Sonne, and all are dead. Mor. "Dong/as is liuing,and your Brother,yet: But for my Lord, your Sonne. North. Why.he is dead. See what a ready tongue Sufpition hath : He that but feares the thing, he would not know, Hath by Inftinft, knowledge from others Eyes, That what he feard, is chanc'd. Yet fpeake(Morfo) Tell thou thy Earle,his Diuination Lies, And I will take it, as a fweet Difgrace, And make thee rich, for doing me fuch wrong. Mor. You are too great, to be (by me) gainfaid : 377 Your Spirit is too true, your Feares too certaine. North. Yet for all this, fay not that Percies dead. I fee a ftrange Confefiion in thine Eye : Thou /hak'ft thy head, and hold'ft it Feare, or Sinne, To fpeake a truth. If he be flaine,fay fo : The Tongue offends not, that reports his death : And he doth finne that doth belye the dead : Not he, which fayes the dead is not aliue : Yet the firft bringer of vnwelcome Newes Hath but a loofing Office : and his Tongue, Sounds euer after as a fullen Bell Remembred, knolling a departing Friend. L.'Bar. I cannot thinke(my Lord)your fon is dead. Mor. I am forry, I fliould force you to beleeue That, which I would to heauen, I had not feene. But thefe mine eyes,faw him in bloody ftate, Rend'ring faint quittance (wearied, and out-breath'd) To Henrie Monmoutb f vfho(e fwift wrath beate downe The neuer-daunted Perot to the earth, From whence (with life)he neuer more fprung vp. In few; his death (whofe fpiritlent a fire, Euen to the dulleft Peazant in his Campe) Being bruited once, tooke fire and heate away From the beft temper'd Courage in his Troopes. For from his Mettle, was his Party fteel'd ; Which once, in him abated, all the reft Turn'd on themfelues, like dull and heauy Lead : And as the Thing, that's heauy in it felfe, Vpon enforcement, flyes with greateft fpeede, So did our Men, heauy in Hotjfiurres \offe, Lend to this weight, fuch lightnefie with their Feare, That Arrowes fled not fwifter toward their ayme, Then did our Soldiers fayming at their fafety) Fly from the field. Then was that Noble Worcefter Too foone ta'ne prifoner : and that furious Scot, (The bloody Dotvglai) whofe well-labouring fword Had three times flaine th'appearance of the King, Gan vaile his ftomacke, and did grace the fhame Of thofe that turn'd their backes : and in his flight, Stumbling in Feare, was tooke. The fumme of all, Is, that the King hath wonne : and hath fent out A fpeedy power, to encounter you my Lord, Vnder the Condudl of yong Lancafter And Weftmerland. This is the Newes at full. North. For this, I fhall haue time enough to mourne. In Poy fon, there is Phyficke : and this newes (Hauing beene well)that would haue made me ficke, Being ficke, haue in fome meafure,made me well. And as the Wretch, whofe Feauer-weakned ioynts, Like ftrengthlefle Hindges, buckle vr.der life, Impatient of his Fit, breakes like a fire Out of his keepers armes : Euen fo, my Limbes (Weak'ned with greefe) being now inrag'd with greefe, Are thrice themfelues. Hence therefore thou nice crutch, A fcalie Gauntlet now, with ioynts of Steele Muft gloue this hand. And hence thou fickly Qupife, Thou art a guard too wanton for the head, Which Princes, flefh'd with Conqueft,ayme to hit. Now binde my Browes with Iron, and approach The ragged'ft houre,that Time and Spight dare bring To frowne vpon th'enrag'd Northumberland. Let Heauen kiflfe Earth : now let not Natures hand Keepe the wilde Flood confin'd : Let Order dye, And let the world no longer be a ftage To feede Contention in a ling'ring Act : But let one fpirit of the Firft-borne Caine g Reigne 76 Thefecond^art of I^jng Henry the Fourth. Reigne in all bofomes, that each heart being fet On bloody Courfes, the rude Scene may end, And darknefle be the burier of the dead. (Honor. L.Bar. Sweet arle,diuorce not wifedom from your Mar. The Hues of all your louing Complices Leane-on your health, the which if you giue-o're To ftormy Paffion, muft perforce decay. You caft th'euent of Warre(my Noble Lord) And fumm'd the accompt of Chance, before you faid Let vs make head : It was your prefurmize, That in the dole of blowes,your Son might drop. You knew he walk'd o're perils, on an edge More likely to fall in, then to get o're : You were aduis'd his fle/h was capeable Of Wounds, and Scarres ; and that his forward Spirit Would lift him, where moft trade of danger rang'd, Yet did you fay go forth : and none of this (Though ftrongly apprehended) could reftraine The ftiffe-borne Attion : What hath then befalne ? Or what hath this bold enterprize bring forth, More then that Being, which was like to be ? L. Bar. We all that are engaged to this lofle, Knew that we ventur'd on fuch dangerous Seas, That if we wrought out life, was ttn to one : And yet we ventur'd for the gaine propos'd, Choak'd the refpedb of likely perill fear'd, And fince we are o're-fet, venture againe. Come, we will all put forth; Body, and Goods, A/er.'Tis more then time : And (my moft Noble Lord) I heare for certaine, and do fpeake the truth : The gentle Arch-bi(hop of Yorke is vp With well appointed Powres : he is a man Who with a double Surety bindes his Followers. My Lord (your Sonne)had onely but the Corpes, But /hadowes, and the fliewes of men to fight. For that fame word(Rebellion) did diuide The action of their bodies, from their foules, And they did fight with queafinefie, conftrain'd As men drinke Potions; that their Weapons only Seem'd on our fide : but for their Spirits and Soules, This word (Rebellion)it had froze them vp, As Fifh are in a Pond. But now the Bifliop Turnes InfurrecYion to Religion, Suppos'd fincere,and holy in his Thoughts: He's follow'd both with Body,and with Minde: And doth enlarge his Rifmg, with the blood Of faire King Richard, fcrap'd from Pomfret ftones, Deriues from heauen,hisQuarrell,and his Caufe : Tels them, he doth beftride a bleeding Land, Gafping for life, vnder great BuHingbroo^tj And more, and lefl"e,do flocke to follow him. North. I knew of this before. But to fpeake truth, This prefent greefe had wip'd it from my minde. Go in with me,and councell euery man The apteft way for fafety, and reuenge : Get Ports, and Letters, and make Friends with fpeed, Neuer fo few, nor neuer yet more need. Exeunt. Scena Tertia. Enter Falftaffe,and Page. Fbray , and Lord 'Bardolfe. Ar. Thus haue you heard our caufes,& kno our Means : And my moft noble Friends, I pray you all Speake plainly your opinions of our hopes, And firft (Lord Marfhall)what fay you to it? Man. I well allow the occafion of our Armes, But gladly would be better fatisfied, How (in our MeanesJ we fhoulJ aduance our felues To looke with forhead bold and big enough Vpon the Power and puifance of the King. Haft, Our prefent Mufters grow vpon the File To flue and twenty thoufand men of choice: And our Supplies, Hue largely in the hope Of great Northumberland, whofe bofome burnes With an incenfed Fire of Iniuries. L.Bar.The queftion then(Lord //a^?/g-j)ftandeth thus Whether our prefent fiue and twenty thoufand May hold-vp-head, without Northumberland: Haft. With him, we may. LfBar. I marry,there's the point: But if without him we be thought to feeble, My Judgement is, we fhould not ftep too farre Till we had his Afsiftance by the hand. For in a Theame fo bloody fac'd,as this, Coniedture, Expectation, and Surmife Of Aydes incertaine,fliould not be admitted. Arch. 'Tis very true Lord f BardoIfe,for indeed It was yong Hotjfiurres cafe, at Shrewsbury. L.Bar. It was(my Lord)who lin'd himfelf with hope, Eating the ayre, on promife of Supply, Flatt'ring himfelfe with Proiedt of a power, Much fmaller, then the fmalleft of his Thoughts, And fo with great imagination (Proper to mad men) led his Powers to death, And f winking) leap'd into deftru&ion. Haft. But (by your leaue)it neuer yet did hurt, To lay downe likely-hoods, and formes of hope. L. Bar. Yes, if this prefent quality of warre, Indeed the inftant action: a caufe on foot, Liues fo in hope : As in an early Spring, We fee th'appearing buds, which to proue fruite, Hope giues not fo much warrant, as Difpaire That Frofts will bite them. When we meane to build, We firft furuey the Plot, then draw the Modell, And when we fee the figure of the houfe, Then muft we rate the coft of the EredYion, Which if we finde out-weighes Ability, What do we then, but draw a-new the Modell In fewer offices? Or at leaft, defift To builde at all? Much more,in this great worke, (Which is(almoft) to plucke a Kingdome downe, And fet another vp)fhould we furuey The plot of Situation, and the Modell; Confent vpon a fure Foundation : Queftion Surueyors, know our owne eftate, How able fuch a Worke to vndergo, To weigh againft his Oppolite? Or elfe, We fortifie in Paper,and in Figures, Vfing the Names of men, inftead of men : Like one, that drawes the Modell of a houfe Beyond his power to builde it; who(halfe through) Giues o' re, and leaues his part-created Coft A naked fubiedt to the Weeping Clouds, And wafte, for churlifh Winters tyranny. Haft. Grant that our hopes(yet likely of faire byrth) Should be ftill-borne ; and that we now pofleft The vtmoft man of expectation : I thinke we are a Body ftrong enough (Euen as we are) to equall with the King. .L. 'Bar. What is the King but fiue & twenty thoufand ? Haft. To vs no more : nay not fo much Lord 'Bardolf. For his diuifions (as the Times do braul) Are in three Heads : one Power againft the French, And one againft Glendotrer: Perforce a third Muft take vp vs : So is the vnfirme King In three diuided : and his Coffers found With hollow Pouerty,and Emptinefle. tAr.That he fliould draw his feuerall ftrengths togither And come againft vs in full puiflance Need not be dreaded. Haft. If he fhould do fo, He leaues his backe vnarm'd, the French, and Welch Baying him at the heeles : neuer feare that. L.Bar. Who is it like fhould lead his Forces hither ? Haft. The Duke of Lancafter, and Weftmerland : Againft the Welfh himfelfe, and Harrle Monmoutb. But who is fubftituted 'gainft the French, I haue no certaine notice. Arch. Let vs on : And publifh the occafion of our Armes. The Common-wealth is ficke of their owne Choice, Their ouer-greedy loue hath furfetted : An habitation giddy, and vnfure Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart. O thou fond Many, with what loud applaufe Did'ft thou beate heauen with blefling f Bullingbroo](e, Before he was, what thou would'ft haue him be? And being now trimm'd in thine owne defires, Thou (beaftly Feeder)art fo full of him, That thou prouok'ft thy felfe to caft him vp . So,fo,(thou common Dogge) did'ft thou difgorge Thy glutton-bofome of the Royall Richard, And now thou would'ft eate thy dead vomit vp, And howl'ft to finde it. What truft is in thel'e Times ? They,that when Richard liu'd, would haue him dye, Are now become enamour'd on his graue. Thou that threw'ft duft vpon his goodly head When through proud London he came fighing on, After th'admired heeles ofBuHingbroo^e, Cri'ft now, O Earth, yeeld vs that King agine, And Tbefecond'Part ofl^jng Henry the Fourth. 79 And take thou this (O thoughts of men accurs'd) " P 'aft, and to Come, J'eemes heft; things Prefent,worft. Mow. Shall we go draw our numbers, and fet on ? HasI.We are Times fubiedls, and Time bids, be gon. ASlusSecundus. Sc&nafrima. Enter Hofteffe, with two Officers , Fang, and Snare. HofleJJe. Mr.EzH^,haue you entred the Aftion? Fang. It is enter'd. HoHeffe. Wher's your Yeoman/ Is it a lufty yeoman? Will he ftand to it ? Fang. Sirrah, where's Snare? HoSieJfe. I, I, good M. Snare. . Snare. Heere, heere. Fang. Snare, we muft Arreft Sir lohn Falftaffe. Hoji. I good M. Snare, I haue enter'd him, and all. Sn.lt may chance coft fome of vs our liues:he wil ftab He/left. Alas the day: take heed of him : he ftabd me in mine owne houfe, and that moft beaftly : he cares not what mifcheefe he doth, if his weapon be out. Hee will foyne like any diuell, he will fpare neither man, woman, nor childe. Fang. If I can clofe with him, I care not for his thruft. HofteJJe. No, nor I neither : He be at your elbow. Fang. If I but fift him once:if he come but within my Vice. Hoft. I am vndone with his going:! warrant he is an infinitiue thing vpon my fcore. Good M.Fang hold him fure:good M. Snare let him not fcape, he comes continu- antly to Py-Corner(fauing your manhoods)to buy a fad- die, and hee is indited to dinner to the Lubbars head in Lombardftreet, to M. Smoothes the Silkman.I pra'ye, fince my Exion is enter'd, and my Cafe fo openly known to the world, let him be brought in to his anfwer: A loo.Marke is a long one, for a poore lone woman to beare: & I haue borne,and borne,and borne, and haue bin fub'doff, and fub'd-off, from this day to that day, that it is a fhame to be thought on.There is no honefty in fuch dealing, vnles a woman mould be made an Afie and a Beaft, to beare e- uery Knaues wrong. Enter Falftaffe and Bardolfe. Yonder he comes, and that arrant Malmefey-Nofe Bar- dolfe with him. Do your Offices, do your offices:M..Fimg-, & M.Snare,do me, do me, do me your Offices. .FW.How nowfwhofe Mare's dead?what's the matter ? Fang. Sir lohn,! arreft you, at the fuit of Mift.^a/V^/y. Falft. Away Varlets, draw r/>.Come,come,go in with me:'tis with my Minde As with the Tyde,fwell % d vp vnto his height, That makes a ftill-ftand, running neyther way. Faine would I goe to meet the Arch-bi/hop, But many thoufand Reafons hold me backe. 1 will r el blue for Scotland : there am I, Till Time and Vantage craue my company. Exeunt. Sctena Quarta. Enter two Drawers. 1. Dr enter. What haft thou brought there? Apple- lohns? Thou know'ft Sir lobn cannot endure an Apple- lohn . z.Draw. Thou fay'ft true : the Prince once fet a Difli of Apple-Iohns before him, and told him there were fiue more Sir lobns: and, putting off his Hat,faid,I will now take my leaue of thefe fixe drie, round, old-wither'd Knights. It anger'd him to the heart : but hee hath for- got that. I. Draw. Why then couer, and fet them downe : and fee if thou canft finde out Snea^es Noyfe ; Miftris Teare- jheet would faine haue fome Mufique. 2. Draw. Sirrha, heere will be the Prince, and Mafter Pc/a/j,anon : and they will put on two of our lerkins, and Aprons, and Sir lobn muft not know of it : f Bardolpb hath brought word. i . Draw. Then here will be old Vtit : it will be an ex- cellent ftratagem. 2. Draw. lie fee if I can finde out Sneaig. Exit. Enter Hoftejft, and 'Dol. HoJ}. Sweet-heart, me thinkes now you are in an ex- cellent good temperalitie : your Pulfidge beates as ex- traordinarily, as heart would defire ; and your Colour (I warrant you) is as red as any Rofe : But you haue drunke too much Canaries, and that's a maruellous fear- ching Wine ; and it perfumes the blood, ere wee can fay what's this. How doe you now ? Dot. Better then 1 was : Hem. HoJ}. Why that was well faid : A good heart's worth Gold. Looke, here comes Sir lobn. Enter Faljlafe. Falft. When Arthur frjt in Court (emptie the lordan) and was a worthy King: How now Miftris W? Hoff. Sick of a Calme : yea,good-footh. Falil. So is all her Se& : if they be once in a Calme, they are fick. Dot. You muddle Rafcall,is that all the comfort you giue me ? Falft. You make fat Rafcalls, Miftris 'Dol. Dot. I make them ? Gluttonie and Difeafes make them, I make them not. Falft. If the Cooke make the Gluttonie, you helpe to make the Difeafes (^Dol) we catch of you (Dol) we catch of you : Grant that,my poore Vertue, grant that. 'Dol. I marry, our Chaynes,and our lewels. Falft. Your Brooches, Pearles, and Owches : For to feme brauely,is to come halting off: you know, to come off the Breach, with his Pike bent brauely, and to Surge- rie brauely ; to venture vpon the charg'd-Chambers brauely. Hoft. Why this is the olde fafhion : you two neuer meete,but you fall to fome difcord : you are both (in good troth) as Rheumatike as two drie Toftes, you can- not one beare with anothers Confirmities. What the good-yere ? One muft beare, and that muft bee you : you are the weaker VefTell ; as they fay, the emptier VefTell. Dol. Can a weake emptie Vefiell beare fuch a huge full Hogs-head f There's a whole Marchants Venture of Burdeux-Stuffe in him: you haue not feene a Hulke better ftufft in the Hold. Come, lie be friends with thee lacfy : Thou art going to the Warres, and whether I fhall euer fee thee againe, or no, there is no body cares. Enter 'Drawer. Drawer. Sir, Ancient PiSloll is below, and would fpeake with you. 'Dol. Hang him, fwaggering Rafcall , let him not come hither : it is the foule-mouth'dft Rogue in Eng- land. Hoft. If hee fwagger, let him not come here : I muft Hue amongft my Neighbors, He no Swaggerers : I am in good name, and fame, with the very beft : fliut the doore, there comes no Swaggerers heere : I haue not liu'd all this while, to haue fwaggering now : fliut the doore, I pray you. Falft. Do'ft thou heare,Hoftefle ? Hcft.'Pray you pacific your felfe(Sir /is&)there comes no Swaggerers heere. Falft.Do'A < Tbefecor\d <: Part ofKjng Henry the Fourth. Falsi. Do'ft thou hearer it is mine Ancient. Hi.St. Tilly-fally(Sir /o)neuer tell me, your ancient Swaggerer comes not in my doores, I was before Mafter Tificl^ the Deputie, the other day: and as hee (aid to me, it was no longer agoe then Wednefday laft : Neighbour Quicty (fayes hee;) Mafter Dombt,o\ir Minifter, was by then : Neighbour Quickly (fayes heej receiue thofe that are Ciuill ; for (fayth hee) you are in an ill Name : now hee faid fo, I can tell whereupon : for(fayes hee) you are an honeft Woman, and well thought on ; therefore take heede what Guefts you receiue : Receiue (fayes hee) no fwaggering Companions. There comes none heere. You would blefle you to heare what hee laid. No, lie no Swaggerers. Faljt. Hee's no Swaggerer(Hoftefle: )a tame Cheater, hee: you may ftroake him as gently, as a Puppie Grey- hound : hee will not fwagger with a Barbaric Henne, if her feathers turne backe in any fhew of refiftance. Call him vp (Drawer.) Hojt. Cheater, call you him ? I will barre no honeft man my houfe, nor no Cheater : but I doe not loue fwag- gering ; I am the worfe when one fayes, fwagger : Feele Matters, how 1 fliake: looke you, I warrant you. Dol. So you doe, Hofteffe. Hofl. Doe I ? yea, in very truth doe I, if it were an Af- pen Leafe : I cannot abide Swaggerers. Enter Pijtol,and 'Bardolpb and bu Boy, Pifl. 'Saue you, Sir lobn. Falfl. Welcome Ancient Pijlol. Here(P//?e/)I charge you with a Cup of Sacke : doe you difcharge vpon mine HoftefTe. Pi/I. I will difcharge vpon her (Sir lobn) with two Bullets. Fa/ft. She is Piftoll-proofe (Sir) you fliall hardly of- fend her. Hofl. Come,Ile drinke no Proofes,nor no Bullets: I will drinke no more then will doe me good, for no mans plea fu re, I. Pi/I. Then to you (Miftris Dorotbie) I will charge you. 'Dol. Charge me ? I fcorne you (fcuruie Companion) what? you poore, bafe, rafcally, cheating, lacke-Linnen- Mate : away you mouldie Rogue,away; I am meat for your Mafter. Pift. I know you, Miftris Dorothie. Dot. Away you Cut-purfe Rafcall, you filthy Bung, away : By this Wine, He thruft my Knife in your mouldie Chappes,if you play the fawcie Cuttle with me. Away you Bottle- Ale Rafcall, you Basket-hilt ftale Iugler,you. Since when, I pray you,Sir? what, with two Points on your ftijulder ? much. 2V/?. I will murcher your Ruffe, for this. Hofl. No, good Captaine Piflol : not heere, fweete Captaine. Dol. Captaine ? thou abhominable damn'd Cheater, art thou not afham'd to be call'd Captaine? If Captaines were of my minde,they would trunchion you out, for ta- king their Names vpon you, before you haue earn'd them. You a Captaine? you (hue, for what ? for tearing a poore Whores Ruffe in a Bawdy-houfe? Hee a Captaine? hang him Rogue, hee liues vpon mouldie ftew'd-Pruines, and dry'de Cakes. A Captaine ? Thefe Villaines will make the word Captaine odious : Therefore Captaines had needc looke to it. 385 Bard. 'Pray thee goe downe, good Ancient. Falfl. Hearke thee hither, Miftris Dol. PisJ. Not I : I tell thee what, Corporall 'Bardolpby I could teare her : lie be reueng'd on her. Page. 'Pray thee goe downe. Pifl. He fee her damn'd firft: to Pluto's damn'd Lake, to the Infernall Deepe, where Erebiu and Tortures viide alfo. Hold Hooke and Line, fay I : Downe : downe Doggesjdowne Fates: haue wee not Hiren here? Ho/}. Good Captaine PeeJ'el be quiet, it is very late : I befeeke you now, aggrauate your Choler. Pift. Thefe be good Humors indeede. Shall Pack- Horfes, and hollow-pamper'd lades of Afia, which can- not goe but thirtie miles a day, compare with Caejar, and with Caniballs,and Troian Greekes? nay, rather damne them with King drberM,zn.A let the Welkin roare: fliall wee fall foule for Toyes? Hoft. By my troth Captaine, thefe are very bitter words. 'Bard. Be gone, good Ancient : this will grow to a Brawle anon. Fiji. Die men, like Doggesjgiue Crownes like Pinnes: Haue we not Hiren here ? Hofl. On my word (Captaine) there's none fuch here. What the good-yere,doe you thinke I would denye her ? I pray be quiet. Pih. Then feed, and be fat (my faire QalipoKs.') Come, giue me fome Sack, Si fortune me tormente, Jperato me con- tente. Feare wee broad-fides f No, let the Fiend giue fire: Giue me fome Sack : and Sweet-heart lye thou there : Come wee to full Points here , and are et cetera*! no- thing ? Fal. PiSlol,l would be quiet. Pisl. Sweet Knight,! kifle thy Neaffe: what? wee haue feene the feuen Starres. Dol. Thruft him downe ftayres, I cannot endure fuch a Fuftian Rafcall. Pi/}. Thruft him downe ftayres ? know we not Gallo- way Nagges ? Fal. Quoit him downe (Bardolph) like a flioue-groat fliilling : n=iy,if hee doe nothing but fpeake nothing, hee fhall be nothing here. f Bard. Come, get you downe ftayres. Pifl. What ? fliall wee haue Incifion ? fliall wee em- brew ? then Death rocke me afleepe, abridge my dolefull dayes : why then let grieuous, gaftly, gaping Wounds, vntwin'd the Sifters three: Come sitropos,l fay. Hcff. Here's good ftuffe toward. Fal. Giue me my Rapier, Boy. Dol. I prethee lac/^, 1 prethee doe not draw. Fal. Get you downe ftayres. Hofl. Here's a goodly tumult : lie forfweare keeping houfe,before lie be in thefe tirrits,and frights. So: Mur- ther I warrant now. Alas, alas, put vp your naked Wea- pons, put vp your naked Weapons. Dol. I prethee lac^_ be quiet, the Rafcall is gone : ah, you whorfon little valiant Villaine,you. Hotf. Are you not hurt i'th'Groyne ? me thought hee made a flirewd Thruft at your Belly. Fal. Haue you turn'd him out of doores f Bard. Yes Sir : the Rafcall's drunke : you haue hurt him (Sir) in the flioulder. Fal. A Raicali to braue me. Dol. Ah, you fweet little Rogue, you : alas, poore Ape, how thou fweat'ftf Come, let me wipe thy Face: Come on, you whorfon Chops: Ah Rogue,! loue thee: Thou art fc 84 Thefecond ^Partof E^ing Henry the Fourth. art as valorous as Heclor of Troy,worrh fiue of Agamem- non, and tenne times better then the nine Worthies : ah Villaine. Fal. A rafcally Slaue,! will toffe the Rogue in a Blan- ket. Dol. Doe,if thou dar'ft for thy heart: if thou doo'ft, lie canuas thee betweene a paire of Sheetes. Enter Page. The Mufique is come, Sir. Fal. Let them play : play Sirs. Sit on my Knee, Dol. A Rafcall, bragging Slaue : the Rogue fled from me like Qmck-filuer. Dol. And thou followd'ft him like a Church: thou whorfon little tydie Bartholmew Bore-pigge, when wilt thou leaue fighting on dayes,and foyning on nights, and begin to patch vp thine old Body for Heauen ? Enter the Prince and Polnes duguisd. Fal. Peace (good Dol) doe not fpeake like a Deaths- head : doe not bid me remember mine end. Dol. Sirrha,what humor is the Prince of? Fal. A good fhallow young fellow : hee would haue made a good Pantler, hee would haue chipp'd Bread well. Dol. They fay Polnes hath a good Wit. Fal. Hee a good Wit? hang him Baboone,his Wit is as thicke as Tewksburie Muftard : there is no more con- ceit in him, then is in a Mallet. Dol. Why doth the Prince loue him fo then ? Fal. Becaufe their Legges are both of a bigneffe: and hee playes at Quoits well,and eates Conger and Fennell, and drinkes off Candles ends for Flap-dragons, and rides the wilde-Mare with the Boyes,and iumpes vpon loyn'd- ftooles, and fweares with a good grace, and weares his Boot very fmooth,like vnto the Signe of the Legge; and breedes no bate with telling of difcreete ftories: and fuch other Gamboll Faculties hee hath, that ihew a weake Minde,and an able Body, for the which the Prince admits him ; for the Prince himfelfe is fuch another : the weight of an hayre will turne the Scales betweene their Haber-de-poit. Prince. Would not this Naue of a Wheele haue his Eares cut off? Poln. Let vs beat him before his Whore. Prince. Looke, if the wither'd Elder hath not his Poll claw'd like a Parrot. Poln. Is it not ftrange, that Defire fhould fo many yeeres out-liue performance ? Fal. Kifie me Dol. Prince. Saturne and Veniu this yeere in Conjunction ? What fayes the Almanack to that ? Toin. And looke whether the fierie Trigon,h\s Man, be not lifping to his Mafters old Tables, his Note-Booke, his Councell-keeper ? Fal. Thou do'ft giue me flatt'ring Buffes. Dol. Nay truely, I kiffe thee with a moft conftant heart. Fal. I am olde, I am olde. Dol. I loue thee better, then I loue ere a fcuruie young Boy of them all. Fal. What Stuffe wilt thou haue a Kirtleof? I fliall receiue Money on Thurfday : thou ftialt haue a Cappe to morrow. A merrie Song, come : it growes late, wee will to Bed. Thou wilt forget me, when I am gone. Dol. Thou wilt fet me a weeping, if thou fay'ft fo : proue that euer I drefTe my felfe handfome, till thy re- turne : well, hearken the end. Fal. Some Sack,Fra/zt. fr'm.Po'm. Anon, anon, Sir. Fal. Ha? a Baftard Sonne of the Kings? And art not thou Pc/n,his Brother? Prince. Why thou Globe of fmfull Continents, what a Lire do'ft thou lead ? Fal. A better then thou : I am a Gentleman, thou art a Drawer. Prince. Very true, Sir : and I come to draw you out by the Eares. Hojl. Oh, the Lord preferue thy good Grace: Wel- come to London. Now Heauen blefie that fweete Face of thine : what,are you come from Wales? Fal. Thou whorfon mad Compound of Maieftie : by this light Flefh,and corrupt Blood, thou art welcome. Dol. How?you fat Foole, I fcorne you. Poln. My Lord, hee will driue you out of your re- uenge, and turne all to a merryment, if you take not the heat. Prince. You whorfon Candle-myne you, how vildly did you fpeake of me euen now, before this honeft, ver- tuous, ciuill Gentlewoman? Hojt. 'Bleffmg on your good heart, and fo fliee is by my troth. Fal. Did ft thou heare me ? Trince. Yes: and you knew me, as you did when you ranne away by Gads-hill : you knew I was at your back, and fpoke it on purpofe,to trie my patience. Fal. No,no,no : not fo : I did not thinke, thou waft within hearing. Prince. I ftiall driue you then to confeffe the wilfull abufe, and then I know how to handle you. Fal. No abufe (Hall) on mine Honor, no abufe. Prince. Not to difprayfe me? and call me Pantler, and Bread-chopper, and I know not what? Fal. No abufe(#*/J Pain. No abufe ? Fal. No abufe (Ned) in the World : honeft Ned none. I difprays'd him before the Wicked, that the Wicked might not fall in loue with him : In which doing, I haue done the part of a carefull Friend, and a true Subieft, and thy Father is to giue me thankes for it. No abufe (Hal:) none (Ned) none 5 no Boyes,none. Prince. See now whether pure Feare,and entire Cow- ardife, doth not make thee wrong this vertuous Gentle- woman, to clofe with vs? Is /hee of the Wicked ? Is thine Hofteffe heere, of the Wicked ? Or is the Boy of the Wicked? Or honeft Bardolpb ( whofe Zeale burnes in his Nofe) of the Wicked? Toin. Anfwere thou dead Elme,anfwere. Fal. The Fiend hath prickt downe 'Bardolpb irrecoue- rable, and his Face is Lucifers Priuy-Kitchin, where hee doth nothing but roft Mault-Wormes : for the Boy, there is a good Angell about him, but the Deuill out- bids him too. Prince. For the Women ? Fal. For one of them, fliee is in Hell alreadie, and burnes poore Soules : for the other , I owe her Mo- ney j and whether fhee bee damn'd for that, I know not. Hoft. No, I warrant you. Fa/.No, 386 Tbefecond ''Part ofJ^ing Henry the Fourth. Fal. No, I thinke thou art not : I thinke thou art quit for that. Marry, there is another Indi&ment vpon thee, for fuffering flefh to bee eaten in thy houfe, contrary to the Law, for the which I thinke thou wilt howle. Ho&. All Viduallers doe fo : What is a loynt of Mutton, or two, in a whole Lent? Prince. You, Gen tie woman. 'Del. What fayes your Grace ? Falfl. His Grace fayes that , which his flelh rebells againrt. Hoft. Who knocks fo lowd at doore ? Looke to the doore there, Francis ? Enter Peto. Prince. Peto, how now ? what newes ? Peto. The King, your Father, is at Weftminfter, And there are twentie weake and wearied Poftes, Come from the North : and as I came along, I met, and ouer-tooke a dozen Captaines, Bare-headed, fweating, knocking at the Tauernes, And asking euery one for Sir John Falflaffe. Prince. By Heauen (Poines) I feele me much to blame, So idly to prophane the precious time, When Tempeft of Commotion, like the South, Borne with black Vapour, doth begin to melt, And drop vpon our bare vnarmed heads. Giue me my Sword, and Cloake : Fa//iajfe,good night. Exit. Fattt. Now comes in the fweeteft Morfell of the night, and wee muft hence, and leaue it vnpickt. More knocking at the doore? How now? what's the mat- ter? 'Bard. You muft away to Court, Sir, prefently, A dozen Captaines ftay at doore for you. Falfl. Pay the Mufitians, Sirrha : farewell Hofteffe, farewell Do/. You fee (my good Wenches) how men of Merit are fought after : the vndeferuer may fleepe,when the man of Action is call'd on. Farewell good Wenches: if I be not fent away pofte , I will fee you againe, ere I goe. Do/. I cannot fpeake : if my heart bee not readie to burft- Well ( fweete lacke ) haue a care of thy felfe. Falfl. Farewell, farewell. Exit. Hofl. Well, fare thee well : I haue knowne thee thefe twentie nine yeeres, come Pefcod-time : but an honefter , and truer-hearted man Well, fare thee well. Bard. Miftris Teare-Jheet. Hoft. What's the matter ? Bard. Bid Miftris Teare-Jheet come to my Mafter. Hoft. Oh runne "Dol, runne : runne, good *2)o/. Exeunt. Aftus Tertius. Scena ^Prima. Enter the King, with a Tage. AT/'g\Goe,call the Earles of Surrey,and of Warwick : But ere they come, bid them ore-reade thefe Letters, And well confider of them : make good fpeed. Exit. 387 How many thoufand of my pooreft Subiedls Are at this howre afleepe ? O Sleepe,O gentle Sleepe, Natures foft Nurfe, how haue I frighted thee, That thou no more wilt weigh my eye-lids downe, And fteepe my Sences in Forgetfulneffe ? Why rather (Sleepe) lyeft thou in fmoakie Cribs, Vpon vneafie Pallads ftretching thee, And huifht with buffing Night, flyes to thy (lumber, Then in the perfum'd Chambers of the Great? Vnder the Canopies of coftly State, And lull'd with founds of fweeteft Melodic ? O thou dull God, why lyeft thou with the vilde, In loathfome Beds, and leau'ft the Kingly Couch, A Watch-cafe, or a common Larum-Bell? Wilt thou, vpon the high and giddie Maft, Seale vp the Ship-boyes Eyes, and rock his Braines, In Cradle of the rude imperious Surge, And in the vifitation of the Windes, Who take the Ruffian Billowes by the top, Curling their monftrous heads,and hanging them With deafPning Clamors in the flipp'ry Clouds, That with the hurley, Death it felfe awakes? Canft thou (O partiall Sleepe) giue thy Repofe To the wet Sea-Boy, in an houre fo rude : And in the calmeft,and moft ftilleft Night, With all appliances, and meanes to boote, Deny it to a King ? Then happy Lowe, lye downe, Vneafie lyes the Head, that weares a Crowne. Enter Warwic^e and Surrey. War. Many good-morrowes to your Maieftie. King. Is it good-morrow, Lords? War. 'Tis One a Clock, and paft. King.Vfhy then good-morrow to you all(my Lords:) Haue you read o're the Letters that I fent you ? War. We haue (my Liege.) King. Then you perceiue the Body of our Kingdome, How foule it is : what ranke Difeafes grow, And with what danger, neere the Heart of it ? War. It is but as a Body, yet diftemper'd, Which to his former ftrength may be reftor'd, With good aduice,and little Medicine : My Lord Northumberland will foone be cool'd. King.Oh Heauen, that one might read the Book of Fate, And fee the reuolution of the Times Make Mountaines leuell,and the Continent (Wearie of folide firmenefTe)melt it felfe Into the Sea : and other Times, to fee The beachie Girdle of the Ocean Too wide for Nef tunes hippes ; how Chances mocks And Changes fill the Cuppe of Alteration With diuers Liquors, 'Tis not tenne yeeres gone, Since Richard, and Northumberland, great friends, Did feaft together; and in two yeeres after, Were they at Warres. It is but eight yeeres fince, This Percie was the man, neereft my Soule, Who, like a Brother, toyl'd in my Affaires, And layd his Loue and Life vnder my foot : Yea, for my fake,euen to the eyes of 'Richard Gaue him defiance. But which of you was by (You Coufin Neui/,as I may remember) When Richard, -with his Eye, brim -full of Teares, (Then check'd,and rated by Northumberland) Did fpeake thefe words (now prou'd a Prophecie:) Northumberland, thou Ladder, by the which My 86 Thefecond ''Tart ofJ^ing Henry the Fourth. My Coufin 'Bullingbrooke afcends my Throne : (Though then,Heauen knowes, I had no fuch intent, But that neceflitie fo bow'd the State, That I and Greatnefle were compelFd to kifie:) The Time fhall come (thus did hee follow it) The Time will come,that foule Sinne gathering head, Shall breake into Corruption : fo went on, Fore-telling this fame Times Condition, And the diuilion of our Amitie. War. There is a Hiftorie in all mens Liues, Figuring the nature of the Times deceas'd : The which obferu'd, a man may prophecie With a neere ayme,of the maine chance of things, As yet not come to Life, which in their Seedes And weake beginnings lye entreafured : Such things become the Hatch and Brood of Time ; And by the neceflarie forme of this, King Richard might create a perfect guefTe, That great Northumberland, then falfe to him, Would of that See J, grow to a greater falfenefle, Which fhould not finde a ground to roote vpon, Vnlefle on you. King. Are thefe things then Neceffities ? Then let vs meete them like Neceflities ; And that fame word,euen now cryes out on vs: They fay, the Bifhop and Northumberland Are fifcie thoufand ftrong. War. It cannot be (my Lord:) Rumor doth double,like the Voice, and Eccho, The numbers of the feared. Pleafe it your Grace To goe to bed, vpon my Life (my Lord) The Pow'rs that you alreadie haue fent forth, Shall bring this Prize in very eafily. To comfort you the more, I haue receiu'd A certaine inftance,that Glendour is dead. Your Maieftie hath beene this fort-night ill, And thefe vnfeafon'd howres perforce mud adde Vnto your Sicknefle. King. I will take your counfaile : And were thefe inward Warres once out of hand, Wee would ( deare Lords,) vnto the Holy-Land. Exeunt. Scena Secunda. Enter Shallow and Silence : with Mouldie, Shadow, Wart, Feeble, ir)a. poore Efquire of this Countie, and one of the Kings luftices of the Peace : What is your good pleafure with me ? Bard. My Captaine (Sir) commends him to you : my Captaine,Sir lobn Falflaffe : a tall Gentleman, and a moft gallant Leader. Sbal. Hee greetes me well : ( Sir) I knew him a good Back-Sword -man. How doth the good Knight ? may I aske, how my Lady his Wife doth ? Bard. Sir, pardon : a Souldier is better accommoda- ted, then with a Wife. Shal. It is well faid,Sir; and it is well faid, indeede, too : Better accommodated ? it is good, yea indeede is it : good phrafes are fure ly, and euery where very com- mendable. Accommodated , it comes of Accommodo : very good, a good Phrafe. 'Bard. Pardon, Sir, I haue heard the word. Phrafe call you it? by this Day, I know not the Phrafe : but I will maintaine the Word with my Sword, to bee a Souldier-like Word, and a Word of exceeding good Command. Accommodated : that is, when a man is (as they fay) accommodated : or, when a man is, being whereby Tbefecond ^Part of J^jng Henry the Fourth. whereby he thought to be accommodated , which is an excellent thing. Enter Falftaffe. Sbal. It is very iuft : Looke, heere comes good Sir lobn. Giue me your hand, giue me your Worships good hand : Truft me, you looke well : and beare your yeares very well. Welcome, good Sir John. Fal. I am glad to fee you well, good M . Robert Shal- low: Mafter Sure-card as 1 thinke? Sbal. No fir Lhn, it is my Cofm Silence: in Commifii- on with mee. Fal. Good M. Silence, it well befits you fliould be of the peace. Si/. Your good Worfhip is welcome. Fal Fye, this is hot weather (Gentlemen) haue you prouided me heere halre a dozen of fufficient men? Sbal. Marry haue we fir : Will you fit? Fal. Let me fee them, I befeech you. Sbal. Where's the Roll* Where's the Roll ? Where's the Roll ? Let me fee, let me fee, let me fee : fo,fo, fo, fo : yea marry Sir. Rafbe Mouldie: let them appeare as I call: let them do fo, let them do fo : Let mee fee, Where is Mouldie ? Maul. Heere, if it pleafe you. Sbal. What thinke you (Sir lobn) a good limb'd fel- low: yong,ftrong, and of good friends. Fal, Is thy name Mouldie ? t&foul. Yea, if it pleafe you. Fal. Tis the more time thou wert vs'd. Shal. Ha, ha, ha, moft excellent. Things that are moul- die, lacke v(e : very fingular good. Well faide Sir lobn, very well faid. Fal. Pricke him. Moul. I was prickt well enough before, if you could haue let me alone : my old Dame will be vndone now, for one to doe her Husbandry, and her Drudgery ; you need not to haue prickt me, there are other men fitter to goe out, then I. Fal. Go too: peace Mouldie, you /hall goe. <&fouldie, it is time you were fpent. Moul. Spent? Shallow. Peace, fellow, peace; ftand afide : Know you where you are? For the other fir lobn : Let me fee:Simon Shadow. Fal. I marry, let me haue him to fit vnder : he's like to be a cold fouldier. Shal. Where's Shadow ? Shad. Heere fir. Fal. Shadow, whofe fonne art thou ? Shad. My Mothers fonne, Sir. Falft. Thy Mothers fonne: like enough, and thy Fa- thers fliadow : fo the fonne of the Female, is the fliadow of the Male : it is often fo indeede, but not of the Fathers fubftance. Sbal. Do you like him, fir Lbn ? Falft. Shadow will ferue for Summer : pricke him : For wee haue a number of ihadowes to fill vppe the Mufter- Booke. Shal. Thomas Wart ? Falft. Where's he? Wart. Heere fir. Falft. Is thy name Wart ? Wart. Yea fir. Fal. Thou art a very ragged Wart. 389 Shal. Shall I pricke him downe, Sir John ? Falft. It were fuperfluous: for his apparrel is built vp- on his backe, and the whole frame ftands vpon pinsrprick him no more. Sbal. Ha, ha, ha, you can do it fir : you can doe it : I commend you well. Francis Feeble. Feeble. Heere fir. Sbal. What Trade art thou Feeble ? Feeble. A Womans Taylor fir. Sbal. Shall I pricke him, fir ? Fal. You may : But if he had beene a mans Taylor, he would hane prick'd you. Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemies Bat- taile,as thou haft done in a Womans petticote ? Feeble. I will doe my good will fir, you can haue no more. Falft. Well faid, good Womans Tailour : Well fayde Couragious Feeble : thou wilt bee as valiant as the wrath- full Doue,or moft magnanimous Moufe. Pricke the wo- mans Taylour well Mafter Shallow, deepe Maifter Shal- low. Feeble. I would Wart might haue gone fir. Fal. I would thou wert a mans Tailor, that y might'ft mend him, and make him fit to goe. I cannot put him to a priuate fouldier, that is the Leader of fo many thou- fands. Let that fuffice,moft Forcible Feeble. Feeble. It fliall fuffice. Falft. I am bound to thee, reuerend Feeble. Who is the next ? Shal. Peter Bulcalfe of the Greene. Falft. Yea marry, let vs fee f Bulcalfe. Bui. Heere fir. Fal. Truft me, a likely Fellow. Come, pricke me 'Bnl- calfe till he roare againe. 'Bui. Oh, good my Lord Captaine. Fal. What? do'ft thou roare before th'art prickt. Bui. Oh fir, I am a difeafed man. Fal. What difeafe haft thou ? Bui. A whorfon cold fir, a cough fir, which I caught with Ringing in the Kings affayres, vpon his Coronation day, fir. Fal. Come, thou {halt go to the Warres in a Gowne : we will haue away thy Cold, and I will take fuch order, that thy friends fliall ring for thee. Is heere all ? Sbal. There is two more called then your number : you muft haue but foure heere fir, and fo I pray you go in with me to dinner. Fal. Come, I will goe drinke with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to fee you in good troth, Mafter Shallow. Sbal. O fir lobn, doe you remember fince wee lay all night in the Winde-mill ,in S Georges Field. Falftaffe. No more of that good Mafter Shallow : No more ofthat. Sbal. Ha? it was a merry night. And is lane Night- wor^e aliue ? Fal. She \\ues, M. Shallow. Sbal. She neuer could away with me. Fal. Neuer, neuer : flie would alwayes fay fliee could not abide M. Shallow. Shal. I could anger her to the heart : fliee was then a Bona-Roba. Doth flie hold her owne well. Fal. Old, old, M. Shallow. Sbal. Nay,flie muft be old, (he cannot choofe but be e z old: Tbefecond ^Part offing Henry the Fourth. old : certaine fhee's old : and had Robin Nigbt-ifor^e , by old Nigbt-worly, before I came to Clements Inne. Si/. That's fiftie fiue yeeres agoe. Sbal. Hah, Coufm Silence, that thou hadft feene that, that this Knight and I haue feene : hah, Sir lobn, faid I well ? Falft. Wee haue heard the Chymes at mid-night, Ma- fter Shallow. Sbal. That wee haue, that wee haue ; in faith, Sir lobn, wee haue : our watch- word was,Hem-Boyes. Come, let's to Dinner ; come, let's to Dinner : Oh the dayes that wee haue feene. Come, come. Bui. Good Mafter Corporate 'Bardolfb , ftand my friend, and heere is foure Harry tenne /hillings in French Crownes for you : in very truth, fir, I had as lief be hang'd fir, as goe: and yet,for mine owne part, fir, I do not care ; but rather, becaufe 1 am vn willing, and for mine owne part, haue a defire to ftay with my friends : elfe, fir, I did not care, for mine owne part, fo much. Bard. Go-too : ftand afide. Mould. And good Mafter Corporall Captaine, for my old Dames fake, ftand my friend : fhee hath no body to doe any thing about her, when I am gone : and fhe is old, and cannot helpe her felfe : you fhall haue fortie,fir. 'Bard. Go-too : ftand afide. Feeble. I care not, a man can die but once : wee owe a death. I will neuer beare a bafe minde : if it be my defti- nie,fo : if it be not, fo : no man is too good to ferue his Prince : and let it goe which way it will, he that dies this yeere, is quit for the next. Bard. Well faid, thou art a good fellow. Feeble. Nay, I will beare no bafe minde. Falft. Come fir, which men fhall I haue ? Sbal. Foure of which you pleafe. Bard. Sir, a word with you : I haue three pound, to free . Farewell Mafter Silence, I will not vfe many wordes with you : fare you well, Gentlemen both : I thanke you : I muft a dozen mile to night. e Bardclpb,giut the Souldiers Coates. Sbal. Sir lobn, Heauen bleffe you, and profper your Affaires , and fend vs Peace. As you returne , vifit my houfe. Let our old acquaintance be renewed : per- aduenture I will with you to the Court. Falft. I would you would, Mafter Shallow. Sbal. Go-too : I haue fpoke at a word. Fare you well. Exit. Falft. Fare you well , gentle Gentlemen. On 'Bar- dolpb, leade the men away. As I returne, I will fetch off thefe luftices : I doe fee the bottome of luftice Shal- low. How fubieft wee old men are to this vice of Ly- ing? This fame ftaru'd luftice hath done nothing but prate to me of the wildenefle of his Youth, and the Feates hee hath done about Turnball-ftreet, and euery third word a Lye , duer pay'd to the hearer, then the Turkes Tribute. I doe remember him at Clements Inne, like a man made after Supper, of a Cheefe-paring. When hee was naked, hee was, for all the world, like a forked Radifh, with a Head fantaftically caru'd vpon it with a Knife. Hee was fo forlorne, that his Dimenfions ( to any thicke fight ) were inuincible. Hee was the very Genius of Famine : hee came euer in the rere-ward of the Fafhion : And now is this Vices Dagger become a Squire, and talkes as familiarly of lobn of Gaunt, as if hee had beene fworne Brother to him : and He be fworne hee neuer faw him but once in the Tilt-yard, and then he burft bis Head, for crowding among the Marfhals men. I faw it , and told lobn of Gaunt, hee beat his owne Name, for you might haue trufs'd him and all his Ap- parrell into an Eele-skinne : the Cafe of a Treble Hoe- boy was a Manfion for him : a Court : and now hath hee Land, and Beeues. Well, I will be acquainted with him, if I returne : and it fhall goe hard, but I will make him a Philofophers two Stones to me. If the young Dace be a Bayt for the old Pike , I fee no reafon,in the Law of Nature, but I may fnap at him. Let time fhape, and there an end. Exeunt. Aftus Quartus. Scena ^Prima. Enter the tArch-biJhop, <^lfo-a.'bray , Haftings, land, Ccleuile. 'Bijh. What is this Forreft call'd ? Haft. 'Tis Gualtree Forreft, and't fhall pleafe your Grace. f BiJb. Here ftand (my Lords) and fend difcouerers forth, To know the numbers of our Enemies. HaSt. Wee 390 Tbefecond 'Part offing Henry the Fourth. 9 1 Hasi. Wee haue fent forth alreadie. 'Bijh. 'Tis well done. My Friends, and Brethren (in thefe great Affaires) I muft acquaint you, that I haue receiu'd New-dated Letters from Northumberland: Their cold intent, tenure, and fubftance thus. Here doth hee wifti his Perfon,with fuch Powers As might hold fortance with his Qualitie, The which hee could not leuie : whereupon Hee is retyr'd,to ripe his growing Fortunes, To Scotland ; and concludes in heartie prayers, That your Attempts may ouer-liue the hazard, And fearefull meeting of their Oppolite. Mvte. Thus do the hopes we haue in him, touch ground, And dafh themfelues to pieces. Enter a Meffenger. Haft. Now ? what newes ? Meffl Weft of this Forreft, fcarcely off a mile, In goodly forme, comes on the Enemie : And by the ground they hide, I iudge their number Vpon,or neere, the rate of thirtie thoufand. Mow. The iuft proportion that we gaue them out. Let vs fway-on,and face them in the field. Enter Weftmerland. 'Bj/fc.What well-appointed Leader fronts vs here? Mow. I thinke it is my Lord of Weftmerland. Wefl. Health, and faire greeting from our Generall, The Prince, Lord /o&H,and Duke of Lancafter. 'Bijh. Say on ( my Lord of Weftmerland) in peace : What doth concerne your comming ? West. Then (my Lord) Vnto your Grace doe I in chiefe addreffe The fubftance of my Speech. If that Rebellion Came like itfelfe,in bafe and abiedl Routs, Led on by bloodie Youth, guarded with Rage, And countenanc'd by Boyes,and Beggerie : I fay, if damn'd Commotion fo appeare, In his true, natiue, and moft proper fhape, You(Reuerend Father, and thefe Noble Lords) Had not beene here, to dreffe the ougly forme Of bafe,and bloodie Infurreclion, With your faire Honors. You, Lord Arch-bifhop, Whofe Sea is by a Ciuill Peace maintain'd, Whofe Beard, the Siluer Hand of Peace hath touch'd, Whofe Learning, and good Letters, Peace hath tutor'd, Whofe white Inueftments figure Innocence, The Doue,and very bleffed Spirit of Peace. Wherefore doe you fo ill tranflate your felfe, Out of the Speech of Peace, that beares fuch grace, Into the harfh and boyftrous Tongue of Warre ? Turning your Bookes to Graues, your Inke to Blood, Your Pennes to Launces,and your Tongue diuine To a lowd Trumpet,and a Point of Warre. 'Bi/b. Wherefore doe I this? fo the Queftion ftands. Briefely to this end : Wee are all difeas'd, And with our furfetting,and wanton howres, Haue brought our felues into a burning Feuer, And wee muft bleede for it : of which Difeafe, Our late King Richard ( being infected) dy'd. But (my moft Noble Lord of Weftmerland) I take not on me here as a Phyfician, Nor doe I, as an Enemie to Peace, 39' Troope in the Throngs of Militarie men : But rather fhew a while like fearefull Warre, To dyet ranke Mindes,ficke of happinefle, And purge th'obftrudVions, which begin to flop Our very Veines of Life : heare me more plainely. I haue in equall ballance iuftly weigh'd, What wrongs our. Arms may do, what wrongs we fuffer, And finde our Griefes heauier then our Offences. Wee fee which way the ftreame of Time doth runne, And are enforc'd from our moft quiet there, By the rough Torrent of Occafion, And haue the fummarie of all our Griefes (When time fhall ferue) to (hew in Articles ; Which long ere this, wee offer'd to the King, And might,by no Suit, gayne our Audience : When wee are wrong'd,and would vnfold our Griefes, Wee are deny'd acceffe vnto his Perfon, Euen by thofe men, that moft haue done vs wrong. The dangers of the dayes but newly gone, Whofe memorie is written on the Earth With yet appearing blood ; and the examples Of euery Minutes inftance (prefent now) Hath put vs in thefe ill-befeeming Armes : Not to breake Peace, or any Branch of it, But to eftabli/h here a Peace indeede, Concurring both in Name and Qualitie. Wefl. When euer yet was your Appcale deny'd ? Wherein haue you beene galled by the King f What Peere hath beene fuborn'd,to grate on you, That you mould feale this lawleffe bloody Booke Of forg'd Rebellion, with a Scale diuine? Bijh. My Brother general!, the Common-wealth, I make my Quarrell,in particular. Wefl. There is no neede of any fuch redrefle : Or if there were, it not belongs to you. Mow. Why not to him in part, and to vs all, That feele the bruizes of the dayes before, And fuffer the Condition of thefe Times To lay a heauie and vnequall Hand vpon our Honors? Wefl. O my good Lord cMotvbray, Conftrue the Times to their Neceffities, And you mall fay (indeede) it is the Time, And not the King, that doth you iniuries. Yet for your part, it not appeares to me, Either from the King, or in the prefent Time, That you fhould haue an ynch of any ground To build a Griefe on : were you not reftor'd To all the Duke of Norfolkes Seignories, Your Noble, and right well-remembred Fathers? Mow. What thing, in Honor, had my Father loft, That need to be reuiu'd,and breath'd in me? The King that lou'd him, as the State flood then, Was forc'd, perforce compell'd to banifh him : And then, that Henry Bullingbroofy and hee Being mounted, and both rowfed in their Seates, Their neighing Courfers daring of the Spurre, Their armed Staues in charge, their Beauers downe, Their eyes of fire,fparkling through fights of Steele, And the lowd Trumpet blowing them together : Then, then, when there was nothing could haue ftay'd My Father from the Breaft of 'Bullingbroc/kf ; O, when the King did throw his Warder downe, (His owne Life hung vpon the Staffe hee threw) Then threw hee downe himfelfe,and ail their Liues, That by Indictment, and by dint of Sword, Haue fmce mif-carryed vnder 'Bullingbroo^e. g g 2 Pfeft.You TbefecondTart of^jng Henry the Fourth. We/l.You fpeak(Lord Mcwbray) now you know not what. The Earle of Hereford was reputed then In England the moft valiant Gentleman. Who knowesjon whom Fortune would then haue fmil'd? But if your Father had beene Victor there, Hee ne're had borne it out of Couentry. For all the Countrey,in a generall voyce, Cry'd hate vpon him : and all their prayers, and loue, Were fet on Herford, whom they doted on, And blefs'd,and grac'd,and did more then the King. But this is meere digrefiion from my purpofe. Here come I from our Princely Generall, To know your Griefes; to tell you, from his Grace, That hee will giue you Audience : and wherein It fliall appeare,that your demands are iuft, You fliall enioy them,euery thing fet off, That might fo much as thinke you Enemies. Mow. But hee hath forc'd vs to compell this Offer, And it proceedes from Pollicy,not Loue. Weft, f^fctrbray^jou ouer-weene to take it fo: This Offer comes from Mercy, not from Feare. For loe, within a Ken our Army lyes, Vpon mine Honor, all too confident To giue admittance to a thought of feare. Our Battaile is more full of Names then yours, Our Men more perfect in the vfe of Armes, Our Armor all as ftrong,our Caufe the beft; Then Reafon will, our hearts mould be as good. Say you not then, our Offer is compell'd. .M/w.Well, by my will, wee fliall admit no Parley. ffefi. That argues but the fhame of your offence: A rotten Cafe abides no handling. Haft. Hath the Prince lobn a full CommilTion, In very ample vertue of his Father, To heare,and abfolutely to determine Of what Conditions wee fhall ftand vpon ? Weft. That is intended in the Generals Name : I mufe you make fo flight a Queftion. BtJh.The.n take(my Lord of Weftmerland)this Schedule, For this conta'mes our generall Grieuances: Each feuerall Article herein redrefs'd, All members of our Caufe, both here,and hence, That are infinewed to this Action, Acquitted by a true fubftantiall forme, And prefent execution of our wills, To vs,and to our purpofes confin'd, Wee come within our awfull Banks againe, And knit our Powers to the Arme of Peace. fVcJi.ThK will I fliew the Generall. Pleafe you Lords, In fight of both our Battailes, wee may meete At either end in peace : which Heauen fo frame, Or to the place of difference call the Swords, Which muft decide it. 'Bijb. My Lord, wee will doe fo. Mow. There is a thing within my Bofome tells me, That no Conditions of our Peace can ftand. Hatt. Feare you not, that if wee can make our Peace Vpon fuch large termes, and fo abfolute, As our Conditions (hall cunfift vpon, Our Peace mail ftand as firme as Rockie Mountaincs. cftfow. I, but our valuation fliall be fuch, That euery Highland falfe-deriued Caufe, Yea,euery idle, nice, and wanton Reafjn, Shall, to the King, tafte of this Action: That were our Royall faiths, Martyrs in Loue, Wee fliall be winnowed with fo rough a winde, That euen our Corne mall feeme as light as Chaffe, And good from bad finde no partition. Bijh. No, no (my Lord) note this: the King is wearie Of daintie,and fuch picking Grieuances: For hee hath found, to end one doubt by Death, Reuiues two greater in the Heires of Life. And therefore will hee wipe his Tables cleane, And keepe no Tell-tale to his Memorie, That may repeat, and Hiftorie his lofle, To new remembrance. For full well hee knowes, Hee cannot fo precifely weede this Land, As his mif-doubrs prefent occafion : His foes are fo en-rooted with his friends, That plucking to vnfixe an Enemie, Hee doth vnfaften fo,and fliake a friend. So that this Land, like an offenfiue wife, That hath enrag'd him on, to offer ftrokes, As hs is ftriking, holds his Infant vp, And hangs refolu'd Correction in the Arme, That was vprear'd to execution. Haft. Befides,the King hath wafted all his Rods, On late Offenders, that he now doth lacke The very Inftruments of Chafticement : So that his power, like to a Fangleffe Lion May offer, but not hold. 'Bijb. 'Tis very true : And therefore be affur'd (my good Lord Marflial) If we do now make our attonement well, Our Peace, will (like a broken Limbe vnited) Grow ftronger, for the breaking. Mow. Be it fo : Heere is return'd my Lord of Weftmerland. Enter Weftmerland. W'eft.The Prince is here at hand:pleafeth your Lordfhip To meet his Grace, iuft diftance'tweene our Armies? Mow. Your Grace of Yorke, in heauen's name then forward. 'Bijb. Before, and greet his Grace(my Lord) we come. Enter Prince lohn. lohn.You are wel encountred here(my cofin Motrbray) Good day to you, gentle Lord Archbiftiop, And fo to you Lord Haftings,znd to all. My Lord of Yorke, it better (hew'd with you, When that your Flocke (aflembled by the Bell) Encircled you, to heare with reuerence Your expofition on the holy Text, Then now to fee you heere an Iron man Chearing a rowt of Rebels with your Drumme, Turning the Word, to Sword; and Life to death : That man that fits within a Monarches heart, And ripens in the Sunne-fhine of his fauor, Would heeabufe the Countenance of the King, Alack, what Mifchiefes might hee fet abroach, In (hadow of fuch GreatnefTc? With you, Lord Bifliop, It is euen fo. Who hath not heard it fpoken, How deepe you were within the Bookes of Heauen? To vs,the Speaker in his Parliament; To vs, th'imagine Voyce of Heauen it felfe : The very Opener, and Intelligencer, Betweene the Grace, the Sanctities of Heauen, And our dull workings. O,who (hall beleeue, But you mif-vfe the reuerence of your Place, Employ the Countenance, and Grace of Heauen, As a falfe Fauorite doth his Princes Name, In deedes dif-honorable ? You haue taken vp, Vnder 39* The fecond 1?art of ^jng Henry the Fourth. 9 1 Vnder the counterfeited Zeale of Heauen, The Subie&s of Heauens Subftitute, my Father, And both againft the Peace of Heauen, and him, Haue here vp-fwarmed them. Bijh. Good my Lord of Lancafter, I am not here againft your Fathers Peace : But (as I told my Lord of Weftmerland) The Time (mif-order'dj doth in common fence Crowd vs,and crufh vs,to this monftrous Forme, To hold our fafetie vp. I fent your Grace The parcels, and particulars of our Griefe, The which hath been with fcorne fhou'd from the Court: Whereon this Hydra-Sonne of Warre is borne, Whofe dangerous eyes may well be charm'd afleepe, With graunt of our moft iuft and right defiresj And true Obedience, of this Madnefle cur'd, Stoope tamely to the foot of Maieftie. MLVP. If not, wee readie are to trye our fortunes, To the laft man. Haft. And though wee here fall downe, Wee haue Supplyes, to fecond our Attempt : If they mif-carry, theirs flnll fecond them. And fo,fuccefTe of Mifchiefe fhall be borne, And Heire from Heire fhill hold this Quarrell vp, Whiles England fhall haue generation. John. You are too /hallow (Hajiings) Much too fhallow, To found the bottome of the after-Times. Weft. Pleafeth your Grace,to anfwere them directly, How farre-forth you doe like their Articles. lobn. I like them all, and doe allow them well : And fweare here, by the honor of my blood, My Fathers purpoles haue beene miftooke, And iome, about him, haue too lauifhly Wrefled his meaning, and Authoritie. My Lord,thefe Griefcs fhall be with fpeed redreft : Vpon my Life, they fhall. If this may pleafe you, Difcharge your Powers vnto their feuerall Counties, As wee will ours : and here,betweene the Armies, Let's drinke together friendly.and embrace, That all their eyes may beare thofe Tokens home, Of our reftored Loue,and Amitie. Bijh. I take your Princely word, for thefe redrefies. Icbn. I giue it you, and will maintaine my word: And thereupon I drinke vnto your Grace. Haft. Goe Captaine,and deliuer to the Armie This newes of Peace : let them haue pay, and part : I know, it will well pleafe them. High thee Captaine. Exit. 'Bijh. To you, my Noble Lord of Weftmerland. West. I pledge your Grace : fc And if you knew what paines I haue beftow'd, To breede this prefent Peace, You would drinke freely : but my loue to ye, Shall fhew it felfe more openly hereafter. Bijh. I doe not doubt you. Weft. I am glad of it. Health to my Lord, and gentle Coufin e^fotfkray. Moiv. You wifh me health in very happy feafbn, For I am, on the fodaine,fomething ill. 'Bijh. Againft ill Chances, men are euer merry, But heauinefle fore-runnes the good euent. Weft . Therefore be merry (Cooze) fince fodaine forrow Serues to fay thus: fbme good thing comes to morrow. Bijb. Beleeue me, I am paffing light in fpirit. Mc,r<>. So much the worfe,if your owne Rule be true. 395 John. The word of Peace is render'd : hearke how they fhowt. M'stv. This had been chearefull, after Vidlorie. Bijb. A Peace is of the nature of a Conqueft : For then both parties nobly are fubdu'd, And neither partie loofer. lobn. Goe (my Lord) And let our Army be difcharged too : And good my Lord (fo pleafe you) let our Traines March by vs,that wee may perufe the men Exit. Wee fhould haue coap'd withall. Bijh. Goe, good Lord Hajiings : And ere they be difmifs'd, let them march by. Exit. John. I truft(Lords) wee fhall lye to night together. Enter Weftmerland. Now Coufin, wherefore ftands our Army ftill? Weff.The Leaders hauing charge from you to ftand, Will not goe off, vntill they heare you fpeake. loin. They know their duties. Enter Hajiings. Haft. Our Army is difpers'd : Like youthfull Steeres, vnyoak'd, they tooke their courfe Eaft,Weft, North, South: or like a Schoole, broke vp, Each hurryes towards his home, and fpordng place. Weft. Good tidings(my Lord Hajiings) for the which, I doe arreft thee(Traytor) of high Treafon: And you Lord Arch-bifhop, and you Lord MLirbray, Of Capitall Treafon,! attach you both. M'jw. Is this proceeding iuft, and honorable? Weft. Is your AfTembly fo ? 'Bijh. Will you thus breake your faith ? lobn. I pawn'd thee none : I promis'd you redrefle of thefe fame Grieuances Whereof you did complaine ; which, by mine Honor, I will performe, with a moft Chriftian care. But for you (Rebels,) looke to tafte the due Meet for Rebellion, and fuch Adls as yours. Moft (hallowly did you thefe Armes commence, Fondly brought here, and foolifhly fent hence. Strike vp our Drummes,purfue the fcatter'd ftray, Heauen, and not wee, haue fafely fought to day. Some guard thefe Traitors to the Block of Death, Treafons true Bed, and yeelder vp of breath. Exeunt. Enter Falftaffe and Colleulle. Falft. What's your Name. Sir? of what Condition are you ? and of what place , I pray ? Col. I am a Knight. Sir: And my Name is Colleuile of the Dale. Falft. Well then, Colleulle is your Name, a Knight is your Degree, and your Place, the Dale. Colleuile fhall ftill be your Name, a Traytor your Degree, and the Dun- geon your Place, a place deepe enough : fo fhall you be ftill Colleuile of the Dale. Col. Are not you Sir lobn Falftaffe ? Falft. As good a man as he fir, who ere I am : doe yee yeelde fir,or fhall I fweate for you? if I doe fweate, they are the drops of thy Louers, and they weep for thy death, therefore rowze vp Feare and Trembling, and do obfer- uance to my mercy. Col. I thinke you are Sir lobn Falftaffe , & in that thought yeeld me. Fa/. I haue a whole Schoole of tongues in this belly of mine, and not a Tongue of them all, fpeakes anie other word but my name : and I had but a belly of any indiffe- rencie, I were fimply the moft acliue fellow in Europe : my wombe, my wombe, my wombe vndoes mee. Heere comes our Generall. g g 3 Enter 9 2 Tbefecond ^art offing Henry the Fourth. Enter Prince lobn, and Weftmer land. lobn. The heat is paft, follow no farther now : Call in the Powers, good Coufin Weslmerlard. Now FatsiajTe t where haue you beene all this while ? When euery thing is ended, then you come. Thefe tardie Tricks of yours will (on my life) One time, or other, breake fome Gallowes back. Falfl. I would bee forry (my Lord) but it fliould bee thus : 1 neuer knew yet, but rebuke and checke was the reward of Valour. Doe you thinke me a Swallow, an Ar- row, or a Bullet? Haue 1, in my poore and olde Motion, the expedition of Thought? 1 haue fpeeded hither with the very extremeft ynch of pofiibilitie. I haue fowndred nine fcore and odde Foftes : and heere ( trauell-uinted as I am) haue, in my pure and immaculate Valour, taken Sir lobn Colleuile of the Dale, a moft furious Knight, and valorous Enemie : But wh^t of that ? hee faw mee, and yeelded : that I inay iuftly fay with the hooke-nos'd fellow of Rome, I came, faw, and ouer-came. lobn. It was more of his Courtefie, then your defer- uing. Ftilft. I know not : heere hee is, and heere I yeeld him : and I befeech your Grace, let it be book'd, with the reft of this dayes deedes ; or I fweare, I will haue it in a particular Ballad, with mine owne Picture on the top of it ( Colleuile kiffing my foot : ) To the which courfe, if I be enforc'd, if you do not all fliew like gilt two-pences to me; and I, in the cleare Skie of Fame, o're-fhine you as much as the Full Moone doth the Cynders of the Ele- ment (which fliew like Pinnes-heads to her) beleeue not the Word of the Noble : therefore let mee haue right, and let defert mount. lobn. Thine's too heauie to mount. Falft. Let it fhine then. lobn. Thine's too thick to fhine. Falfl. Let it doe fomething(my good Lord) that may doe me good, and call it what you will. lobn. Is thy Name Colleuile ? Col. It is (my Lord.) Lbn. A famous Rebell art thou, Colleuile. Falft. And a famous true Subiedl tooke him. Col. I am (my Lord) but as my Betters are, That led me hither : had they beene rul'd by me, You mould haue wonne them dearer then you haue. Falft. I know not how they fold themielues, but thou like a kinde fellow, gau'ft thy felfe away ; and I thanke thee,for thee. Enter We&merland. lobn. Haue you left purfuit ? Weft. Retreat is made, and Execution ftay'd. lobn. Send Qolleui/e,with his Confederates, To Yorke,to prefent Execution. IB/anfjleade him hence,and fee you guard him fure. Exit vitb Colleuile. And now difpatch we toward the Court (my Lords^ I heare the King, my Father, is fore ficke. Our Newes mall goe before vs,to his Maieftie, Which (Coufm) you mall beare.to comfort him : And wee with fober fpeede will follow you. Falft. My Lord, 1 beleech you, giue me leaue to goe through Gloucefterfliire: and when you come to Court, ftand my good LorJ,'pray,in your good report. lobn. Fare you well, Falflajfe : I, in my condition, Shall better fpeake of you, then you deferue. Exit. Falft. I would you had but the wit : 'twere better then your Dukedome. Good faith, this lame young fo- ber-blooded Boy doth no^ loue me , nor a man cannot make him laugh : but that's no maruaile, hee diinkes no Wine. There's neuer any of thefe demure Boyes come to any proofe : for thinne Drinke doth fo ouer-coole their blood, and making many Fim-Meales, that they fall into a kinde of Male Greene-ficknefle : and then, when they marry, they get Wenches. They are generally Fooles,and Cowards; which fome of vs fliould be too, but for inflamation. A good Sherris-Sack hath a two- ! fold operation in it : it afcends me into the Braine, dryes me there all the foolifti, and dull , and cruddie Vapours, which enuiron it : makes it apprehenfiue, quicke, forge - I tiue, full of nimble, fierie, and delectable ftupes; which | deliuer'd o're to the Voyce, the Tongue, which is the | Birth, becomes excellent Wit. The fecond propertie of | your excellent Sherris, is, the warming of the Blood : j which before (cold, and felled) left the Liuer white, and I pale ; which is the Badge of Pufillanimitie, and Cowar- | dize : but the Sherris warmes it, and makes it courfe j from the inwards, to the parts extremes : it illuminateth the Face, which (as a Beacon) giues warning to all the reft of this little Kingdome (Man) to Arme : and then the Vitall Commoners, and in-land pettie Spirits, mufter me all to their Captaine, the Heart; who great, and pufft ! vp with his Retinue, doth any Deed of Courage: and this ! Valour comes of Sherris. So, that skill in the Weapon . is nothing, without Sack (for that fets it a-worke:) and | Learning, a meere Hoord of Gold, kept by a Deuill, till Sack commences it, and fets it in act, and vfe. Hereof comes it, that Prince Harry is valiant: for the cold blood hee did naturally inherite of his Father, hee hath, like leane, ftirrill, and bare Land, manured, husbanded, and tyll'd, with excellent endeauour of drinking good, and good ftore of fertile Sherris, that hee is become very hot, and valiant. If I had a thoufknd Sonnes,the firft Principle '. I would teach them, fhould be to forfweare thinne Pota- tions, and to addict themfelues to Sack. Enter Bardolpb. How nosv ^Bardolfb? 'Bard. The Armie is difcharged all, and gone. Falft. Let them goe : He through Gloucefterfliire, and there will 1 vifit Mafter Robert Sballctf, Efquire : I haue him alreadie tempering betweene my finger and my thombe,and fliortly will I feale with him. Come away. Exeunt . Scena Secunda. Enter King, Warwick?, Clarence, Gloucefter. King.Now Lords, if Heauen doth giue fuccefiefull end To this Debate, that bleedeth at our doores, Wee will our Youth lead on to higher Fields, And draw no Swords, but what are fancYify'd. Our Nauie is addre(Fed,our Power collected, Our SubftiruteSjin abfence,well inuefted, And euery thing lyes leuell to our wifh ; Onely wee want a little perfonall Strength : And pawfe vs, till thefe Rebels, now a-foot, Come vnderneath the yoake of Gouernment. War. Both which we doubt not, but your Maieftie Shall foone enioy. King. Hum- Thefecond ''Part offing Henry the Fourth. 93 King. Humphrey (my Sonne of Gloucefter) where is the Prince, your Brother? Glo. I thinke hee's gone to hunt (my Lord) at Wind- for. King. And how accompanied ? Glo. I doe not know (my Lord.) King. Is not his Brother, Thoma6 of Clarence, with him? Glo. No (my good Lord) hee is in prefence heere. Clar. What would my Lord, and Father? King. Nothing but well to thee, Thomas of Clarence. How chance thou art not with the Prince, thy Brother? Hee loues thee, and thou do'ft negledt h\m(Tboma6.) Thou haft a better place in his Affedlion, Then all thy Brothers : cherifh it (my Boy) And Noble Offices thou may'ft eft'edr. Of Mediation (after I am dead) Betweene his Greatnefie,and thy other Brethren, Therefore omit him not: blunt not his Loue, Nor Joofe the good aduantage of his Grace, By feeming cold, or carelefie of his will. For hea is gracious, if hee be obferu'd : Hee hath a Teare for Pitie,and a Hand Open (as Day) for melting Charitie : Yet notwithftanding, being incens'd, hee's Flint, As humorous as Winter, and as fudden, As Flawes congealed in the Spring of day. His temper therefore muft be well obferu'd : Chide him for faults,and doe it reuerently, When you perceiue his blood enclin'd to mirth: But being moodie,giue him Line, and fcope, Till that his paffions (like a Whale on ground) Confound thernfelues with working. Learne this ThomM, And thou fhalt proue a flielter to thy friends, A Hoope of Gold, to binde thy^Brothers in: That the vnited Veflell of their Blood (Mingled with Venome of Suggeftion, As force, perforce, the Age will powre it in) Shall neuer leake, though it doe worke as ftrong As yfo/tf/'/KW, or rafh Gun-powder. Qlar. I fhall obferue him with all care, and loue. King. Why art thou not at Windfor with him (Tho- ma6 ?} Clar. Hee is not there to day : hee dines in Lon- don. King. And how accompanyed ? Canft thou tell that? Clar. With Points;, and ether his continuall fol- lowers. ' King. Moft fubieft is the fatteft Soyle to Weedes : And hee (the Noble Image of my Youth) Is ouer-fpread with them : therefore my griefe Stretches it felfe beyond the howre of death. The blood weepes from my heart, when I doe fhape (In formes imaginarie) th'vnguided Dayes, And rotten Times, that you fhall looke vpon, When I am fleeping with my Anceftors. For when his head-ftrong Riot hath no Curbe, When Rage and hot-Blood are his Counfailors, When Meanes and lauifh Manners meete together; Oh, with what Wings fhall his Affections flye Towards fronting Perill,and oppos'd Decay ? War. My gracious Lord, you looke beyond him quite : The Prince but ftudies his Companions, Like a ftrange Tongue : wherein, to gaine the Language, 'Tis needfull, that the mod immodeft word 39J Be look'd vpon, and learn'd : which once attayn'd, Your KighnefTe knovves, comes to no farther vfe, But to be knowne,and hated. So, like grofle termes, The Prince will, in the perfedTmeffe of time, Caft off his followers : and their memorie Shall as a Patterns, or a Meafure,liue, By which his Grace muft mete the liues of others, Turning paft-euills to aduantages. King.' f is feldome,when the Bee doth leaue her Combe In the dead Carrion. Enter Wejlmerland. Who's heere ? Weftmerland? Weft, Health to my Soueraigne,and new happineffe Added to that, that 1 am to deliuer. Prince Iobn,your Sonne, doth kifie your Graces Hand : <&foivbray) the Bifhop, Scroofe, Hu/lings, and all, Are brought to the Correction of your Law. There is not now a Rebels Sword vnfheath'd, But Peace puts forth her Oliue euery where : The manner how this Action hath beene borne, Here (at more leyfure) may your Highnefie reade, With euery courfe,in his particular. King. O Weftmerland) thou art a Summer Bird, Which euer in the haunch of Winter fings The lifting vp of day. Enter Harcourt. Looke, heere's more newes. Hare. From Enemies, Heauen keepe your Maieftie : And when they ftand againft you, may they fall, As thofe that I am come to tell you of. The Earle Northumberland, and the Lord Bardolfe, With a great Power of Englifh,and of Scots, Are by the Sherife of Yorkefhire ouerthrowne : The manner, and true order of" the fight, This Packet (pleafe it you ) containes at large. King. And wherefore fhould thele good newes Make me ficke ? Will Fortune neuer come with both hands full, But write her faire words ftill in fouleft Letters? Shee eyther giues a Stomack, and no Foode, (Such are the poore,in health) or elfe a Feaft, And takes away the Stomack (fuch are the Rich, That haue aboundance, and enioy it not.) I fhould reioyce now,at this happy newes, And nowcmy Sight fayles,and my Braine is giddie. O me, come neere me, now I am much ill. Glo. Comfort your Maieftie, Cla. Oh, my Royall Father. Weft. My Soueraigne Lord,cheare vp your felfe, looke vp. War. Be patient (Princes) you doe know,thefe Fits Are with his HighnefTe very ordinarie. Stand from him, giue him ayre : Hee'le ftraight be well. Clar. No, no, hee cannot long hold out: thefe pangs, Th'inceffant care, and labour of his Minde, Hath wrought the Mure, that fhould confine it in, So thinne,that Life lookes through, and will breake out. Glo. The people fijare me : for they doe obferue Vnfather'd Heires, and loathly Births of Nature: The Seafons change their manners, as the Yeere Had found fome Moneths afleepe,and leap'd them ouer. Clar. The Riuer hath thrice flow'd.no ebbe betweene: And the old folke (Times doting Chronicles) Say it did fo,a little time before That our great Grand-fire Edtoard fick'd,and dy'de. g g 4 War. Speake 94 Tbefecond ^art offing Henry the Fourth. War. Speake lower ( Princes ) for the King reco- uers. Glo. This Apoplexie will (certaine) be his end. King. I pray you take me vp,and beare me hence Into fome other Chamber : foftly 'pray. Let there be no noyfe made ( my gentle friends) Vnleffe Come dull and fauourable hand Will whifper Muficke to my wearie Spirit. War. Call for the Muficke in the other Roome. King. Set me the Crowne vpon my Pillow here. Clar. His eye is hollow, and hee changes much. War. Leffe noyfe, leffe noyfe. Enter 7rir.ce Henry. P.Hen. Who faw the Duke of Clarence? Clar. I am here (Brother) full of heauineffe. P.Hen. How now? Raine within doores, and none abroad ? How doth the King ? Glo. Exceeding ill. P.Hen. Heard hee the good newes yet ? Tell it him. Glo. Hee alter' d much, vpon the hearing it. P.Hen. If hee be ficke with loy, Hee'le recouer without Phyficke. War. Not fo much noyfe (my Lords) Sweet Prince fpeake lowe. The King, your Father, is difpos'd to fleepe. Clar. Let vs with-draw into the other Roome. War. Wil't pleafe your Grace to goe along with vs ? P.Hen. No: I will fit, and watch here, by the King. Why doth the Crowne lye there, vpon his Pillow, Being fo troublefome a Bed-fellow ? O pallifli'd Perturbation ! Golden Care ! That keep'ft the Ports of Slumber open wide, To many a watchfull Night : fleepe with it now, Yet not fo found, and halfe fo deepely fweete, As hee whofe Brow (with homely Biggen bound) Snores out the Watch of Night. O Maieftie J When thou do'ft pinch thy Bearer,thou do'ft fit Like a rich Armor, worne in heat of day, That fcald'ft with fafetie : by his Gates of breath, There lyes a dowlney feather, which ftirres not : Did hee fufpire,that light and weightlefTe dowlne Perforce muft moue. My gracious Lord, my Father, This fleepe is found indeede : this is a fleepe, That from this Golden Rigoll hath diuorc'd So many Englifh Kings. Thy due, from me, Is Teares,and heauie Sorrowes of the Blood, Which Nature, Loue, and filiall tenderneffe, Shall (O deare Father) pay thee plenteoufly. My due, from thee, is this Imperiall Crowne, Which(as immediate from thy Place and Blood) Deriues it felfe to me. Loe, heere it fits, Which Heauen fliall guard : And put the worlds whole ftrengf.h into one gyant Arme, It fliall not force this Lineall Honor from me. This, from thee, will I to mine leaue, As 'tis left to me. Exit. Enter Warv:cl(e t Gkucefler^ Clarence. King. Warwick, Gloucejier, Clarence. Clar. Doth the King call? War. What would your Maieftie ? how fares your Gnce ? King. Why did you leaue me here alone(my Lords?) C/a.We left the Prince(my Brother)here(my Liege) Who vndertooke to fit and watch by you. King. The Prince of Wales ? where is hee ? let mee fee him. War. This doore is open, hee is gone this way. Glo. Hee came not through the Chamber where wee ftayd. King. Where is the Crowne ? who tooke it from my Pillow ? War. When wee with-drew (my Liege^ wee left it heere. King. The Prince hath ta'ne it hence : Goe feeke him out. Is hee fo haftie,that hee doth fuppofe My fleepe, my death ? Finde him(my Lord of Warwick) Chide him hither: this part of his conioynes With my difeafe,and helpes to end me. See Sonnes, what things you are : How quickly Nature falls into reuolt, When Gold becomes her Obiect f For this, the foolifli ouer-carefull Fathers Haue broke their fleepes with thoughts, Their braines with care, their bones with induftry. For this, they haue ingroffed and pyl'd vp The canker'd heapes of ftrange-atchieued Gold: For this, they haue beene though trull, to inueft Their Sonnes with Arts,and Martiall Exercifes : When, like the Bee,culling from euery flower The vertuous Sweetes,our Thighes packt with Wax, Our Mouthes with Honey, wee bring it to the Hiue ; And like the Bees, are murthered for our paines. This bitter tafte yeelds his engroflements, To the ending Father. Enter Waraicfy. Now, where is hee, that will not ftay fo long, Till his Friend Sickneffe hath determin'd me ? War. My Lord, I found the Prince in the next Roome, Wafliing with kindly Teares his gentle Cheekes, With fuch a deepe demeanure,in great forrow, That Tyranny, which neuer quafft but blood, Would(by beholding him)haue wafli'd his Knife With gentle eye-drops. Hee is comming hither. King.But wherefore did hee take away the Crowne ? nter Prince Henry. Loe, where hee comes. Come hither to me(Harty.) Depart the Chamber, leaue vs heere alone. Sxit. P.Hen. I neuer thought to heare you fpeake againe. King. Thy wifli was Fathcr(HarryJto that thought: I ftay too long by thee, I wearie thee. Do'ft thou fo hunger for my emptie Chayre, That thou wilt needes inueft thee with mine Honors, Before thy howre be ripe ? O foolifli Youth ! Thou feek'ft the Greatneffe, that will ouer-whelme thee. Stay but a little : for my Cloud of Dignitie Is held from falling, with fo weake a winde, That it will quickly drop : my Day is dimme. Thou haft ftolne that, which after fome few howres Were thine, without offence : and at my death Thou haft feal'd vp my expectation. Thy Life did manifeft,thou lou'dftme not, And thou wilt haue me dye afTur'd of it. Thou hid'ft a thoufand Daggers in thy thoughts, Which thou haft whetted on thy ftonie heart, To ftab at halfe an howre of my Life. What? canft thou not forbeare me halfe an howre? Then The fecond ^Part of %jng Henry the Fourth. 95 Then get thee gone, and digge my graue thy felfe, And bid the merry Bels ring to thy eare That thou art Crowned, not that I am dead. Let all the Teares, that fliould bedew my Hearfe Be drops of" Balme, to fanctifie thy head : Onely compound me with forgotten duft. Glue that, which gaue thee life, vnto the Wormes : Plucke downe my Officers, breake my Decrees ; For now a time is come, to mocke at Forme. Henry the fif't is Crown'd : Vp Vanity, Downe Royall State : All you fage Counfailors, hence : And to the Englifh Court, aflemble now From eu'ry Region, Apes of Idlenefle. Now neighbor-Confines, purge you of your Scum : Haue you a Ruffian that fwill fweare? drinke? dance? Reuell the night? Rob? Murder? and commit The oldeft finnes, the neweft kinde of wayes ? Be happy, he will trouble you no more: England, fhall double giil'd, his trebble guilt. England, (hall giue him Office, Honor, Might: For the Fift Harry, from curb'd Licenfe pluckes The muzzle of Reftraint; and the wilde Dogge Shall flefh his tooth in euery Innocent. my poore Kingdome (ficke, with ciuill blowes) When that my Care could not with-hold thy Ryots, What wilt thou do, when Ryot is thy Care ? O, thou wilt be a WildernefTe againe, Peopled with Wolues (thy old Inhabitants. Prince. O pardon me (my Liege) But for my Teares, The moft Impediments vnto my Speech, 1 had fore-ftall'd this deere, and deepe Rebuke, Ere you (with greefe) had fpoke, and I had heard The courfe of it fo farre. There is your Crowne, And he that weares the Crowne immortally, Long guard it yours. If I affect it more, Then as your Honour, and as your Renowne, Let me no more from this Obedience rife, Which my moft true, and inward duteous Spirit Teacheth this proftrate, and exteriour bending. Heauen witnefle with me, when I heere came in, And found no courfe of breath within your Maieftie, How cold it ftrooke my heart. If I do faine, let me, in my prefent wildenefle, dye, And neuer Hue, to fliew th'incredulous World, The Noble change that I haue purpofed. Comming to looke on you, thinking you dead, (And dead almoft(my Liege)to thinke you were) 1 fpake vnto the Crowne (as hauing fenfe) And thus vpbraided it. The Care on thee depending, Hath fed vpon the body of my Father, Therefore, thou beft of Gold, art worft of Gold. Other, leffe fine in Charract, is more precious, Preferuing life, in Med'cine potable : But thou, moft Fine, moft Honour'd, moft Renown'd, Haft eate the Bearer vp. Thus (my Royall Liege) Accufing it, I put it on my Head, To try with it (as with an Enemie, That had before my face murdred my Father) The Quarrell of a true Inheritor. But if it did infect my blood with loy, Or fwell my Thoughts, to any ftraine of Pride, If any Rebell, or vaine fpirit of mine, Did, with the lead Affection of a Welcome, Giue entertainment to the might of it, 397 Let heauen, for euer, keepe it from my head, And make me, as the pooreft VafTaile is, That doth with awe, and terror kneele to it. King. O my Sonne ! Heauen put it in thy minde to take it hence, That thou might'ft ioyne the more, thy Fathers loue, Pleading fo wifely, in excufe of it. Come hither Harrie, fit thou by my bedde, And heare (I thinke, the very lateft Counfell That euer I fhall breath : Heauen knowes, my Sonne) By what by-pathes, and indirect crook'd-wayes I met this Crowne : and I my felfe know well How troublefome it fate vpon my head. To thee, it fhall defcend with better Qmet, Better Opinion, better Confirmation : For all the foyle of the Atchieuement goes With me, into the Earth. It feem'd in nice, But as an Honour fnatch'd with boyft'rous hand, And I had many liuing, to vpbraide My gaine of it, by their Affiftances, Which dayly grew to Quarrell, and to Blood-fhed, Wounding fuppofed Peace. All thefe bold Feares, Thou feeft (with perill) I haue anfwered : For all my Reigne, hath beene but as a Scene Acting that argument. And now my death Changes the Moode : For what in me, was purchas'd, Falles vpon thee, in a more Fayrer fort. So thou, the Garland wear'ft fucceffiuely. Yet, though thou ftand'ft more fure, then I could do, Thou art not firme enough, fince greefes are greene : And all thy Friends, which thou muft make thy Friends Haue but their ftings,and teeth, newly tak'n out, By whofe fell working, I was firft aduanc'd, And by whofe power, I well might lodge a Feare To be againe difplac'd. Which to auoyd, I cut them off: and had a purpofe now To leade out many to the Holy Land ; Leaft reft, and lying ftill, might make them looke Too neere vnto my State. Therefore (my Harrie) Be it thy courfe to bufie giddy Mindes With Forraigne Quarrels : that Action hence borne out, May wafte the memory of the former dayes. More would I, but my Lungs are wafted fo, That ftrength of Speech is vtterly deni'de mee. How I came by the Crowne, O heauen forgiue : And grant it may, with thee, in true peace Hue. Trince. My gracious Liege : You wonne it , wore it : kept it, gaue it me, Then plaine and right muft my pofTefiion be ; Which I, with more, then with a Common paine, 'Gainft all the World, will rightfully maintaine. Enter Lord lohn ofLancafter, and Warwlcl^e. King. Looke, looke, Heere comes my Lbn of Lancafter: John. Health, Peace, and Happinefle, To my Royall Father. King. Thou bring'ft me happinefTe and Peace (Sonne Lbn : But health (alacke) with youthfull wings is flowne From this bare, wither'd Trunke. Vpon thy fight My worldly bufineffe makes a period. Where 96 Tbefecond Tart of %jng Henry the Fourth. Where is my Lord of Warwicke f frin. My Lord of Warwicke. King. Doth any name particular, belong Vnto the Lodging, where I firft did fwoon'd ? War. 'Tis call'd LrufaUm, my Noble Lord. King. Laud be to heauen : Euen there my life muft end. It hath beene prophefi'de to me many yeares, I fhould not dye, but in lerufalem : Which ( vainly) I fuppos'd the Holy-Land. But beare me to that Chamber, there He lye : In that lerujalem, ihall Harry dye. Exeunt. Aftus Quintus. Sccena ^Prima. Enter Shallow, Silence, Falfta/e, Bardolfe, Page, and Dauie. Sbal. By Cocke and Pye,you flull not away to night. What Dauy, I fay. Fa/. You muft excufe me, M. Robert Sballw. Sbal. I will not excufe you : you /hall not be excufed. Excufes flnll not be admitted : there is no excufe fhall ferue : you fhall not be excus'd. Why Dauie. Dauie. Heere fir. Sbal. Dauy, Dauy, Dauy, let me fee (Daisy) let me fee : William Cooke, bid him come hither. Sir 7oj6,you flu I not be excus'd. Dauy. Marry fir, thus : thofe Precepts cannot bee feru'd : and againe fir, fhall we fowe the head-land with Wheate ? Sbal. With red Wheate Dauy. But for William Cook: are there no yong Pigeons ? Dauy. Yes Sir. Heere is now the Smithes note, for Shooing, And Plough-Irons. Sbal. Let it be caft, and payde : Sir John, you fhall not be excus'd. Dauy. Sir, a new linke to the Bucket muft needes bee had : And Sir, doe you meane to ftoppe any of Williams Wages, about the Sacke he loft the other day, at Hlnckley Fayre ? Sbal. He fliall anfwer it : Some Pigeons Dauy, a couple of fhort-legg'd Hennes : a ioynt of Mutton, and any pretty little tine Kickfhawes, tell William Cooke. Dauy. Doth the man of Warre,ftay all night fir? Sbal. Yes Dauy : I will vfe him well. A Friend i'th Court, is better then a penny in purfe. Vfe his men well 'Dauy, for they are ar- rant Knaues, and will backe-bite. 'Dauy. No worfe then they are bitten, fir : For they haue maruellous fowle linnen. Sbalktv. Well conceited 'Dauy : about thy Bufinefle, Dauy. Dauy. I befeech you fir, To countenance William "Uifor of Woncot, againft de- ment Perils of the hill. Shal. There are many Complaints Dauy, againft that Uifor, that Vifor is an arrant Knaue, on my know- ledge. Dauy. I graunt your Worfhip, that he is a knaue Sir :) But yet heauen forbid Sir, but a Knaue fhould haue fume Countenance, at his Friends requeft. An honeft man fir, is able to fpeake for himfelfe, when a Knaue is not. I haue feru'd your Worfhippe truely fir, thefe eight yeares: and if I cannot once or twice in a Quarter beare out a knaue, againft an honeft man, I haue but a very litle credite with your Worlhippe. The Knaue is miae honeft Friend Sir, therefore 1 befeech your Worfhip, let him bee Counte- nanc'd. Shal. Go too, I fay he fhall haue no wrong : Looke about Dauy. Where are you Sir Lbn ? Come, off with your Boots. Giue me your hand M. Eardolfe. Bard. I am glad to fee your Worfhip. Sbal. 1 thanke thee, with all my heart, kinde Matter 'Bardolfe : and welcome my tall Fellow : Come Sir lobn. Falftaffe. He follow you, good Mafter Robert Shallow. 'Bardolfe, looke to -our HorfTes. If I were faw'de into Quantities, I fhuuld make foure dozen of fuch bearded Hermitcs ftaues, as Mafter Shallow. It is a wonderfull thing to fee the femblable Coherence of his mens fpirits, and his : They, by obferuing of him, do beare themfelues like foolifh luftices : Hee, by conuerfing with them, is turn'd into a luftice-like Seruingman. Their fpirits are fo married in Coniun&ion, with the participation of So- ciety, that they flocke together in confent, like fo ma- ny Wilde-Geefe. If I had a fuite to Mayfter Shallow, I would humour his men, with the imputation of beeing neere their Mayfter. If to his Men, I would currie with Maifter Sbalkv, that no man could better command his Seruants. It is certaine, that either wife bearing, or ig- norant Carriage is caught, as men take difeafes, one of another: therefore, let men take heede of their Compa- nie. I will deuife matter enough out of this Shalli/tv, to keepe Prince Harry in continuall Laughter, the wearing out of fixe Fafhions (which is foure Tearmes) or two Ac- tions, and he fhall laugh with Interuallums. O it is much that a Lye (with a flight Oath) and a left (with a fadde brow) will doe, with a Fellow, that neuer had the Ache in his fhoulders. O you fhall lee him laugh, till his Face be like a wet Cloake, ill laid vp. Shal. Sir lohn, Falft. I come Mafter Shallow, I come Mafter Shall. Exeunt Scena Secunda. Enter the Earle of Warwicke, and the Lord Cb'ufe luftice. Warwicke. How now, my Lord Chiefe luftice, whe- ther away ? Cb.Iuft. How doth the King ? Warn. Exceeding well : his Cares Are now, all ended. Ch.Iuft. I hope, not dead. Warn. Hee's walk'd the way of Nature, And to our purpofes, he liues no more. Cb.IuJl. I would his Maiefty had call'd me with him, The feruice, that I truly did his life, Hath left me open to all iniuries. War. The fecond'Part of RjngHenry the Fourth. 97 War. Indeed I thinke the yong King loues you not. Cb.Iuft. I know he doth not, and do arme my felfe To welcome the condition of the Time, Which cannot looke more hideoufly vpon me, Then I haue drawne it in my fantafie. Enter lohn of Lane afte r, Gloucester y and Clarence. War. Heere come the heauy Iflue of dead Harriet O, that the liuing Harrie had the temper Of him,the worft of thefe three Gentlemen: How many Nobles then, fhould hold their places, That muft ftrike faile, to Spirits of vilde fort? Qb.IuJi. Alas, I feare, all will be ouer-turn'd. lobn. Good morrow Cofin War wick, good morrow. Glou. Cla. Good morrow, Cofin. lobn. We meet, like men, that had forgot to fpeake. War. We do remember : but our Argument Is all too heauy, to admit much talke. lotb.Well: Peace be with him, that hath^made vs heauy Cb.IuJi. Peace be with vs, lead we be heauier. G/ou.O, good my Lord, you haue loft a friend indeed: And I dare fweare,you borrow not that face Of feeming forrow, it is fure your owne. lobn. Though no man be affur'd what grace to finde, You ftand in coldeft expectation. I am the forrier, would 'twere otherwife. C/a.Wel,you muft now fpeake Sir Lbn Falffaffe faire, Which fwimmes againft your ftreame of Quality. Qb.Iuji. Sweet Princes: what I did, I did in Honor, Led by th'Imperiall Conduct of my Soule, And neuer mall you fee, that I will begge A ragged, and fore-ftall'd Remiflion. If Troth, and vpright Innocency fayie me, He to the King (my Mafter) that is dead, And tell h'm, who hath fent me after him. War. He;re comes the Prince. Ent;r Prince Henrie. Cb.Iuft.Good moirow: and heauen {aue your Maiefty Prince. This new, and gorgeous Garment, Maiefty, Sits not fo eafie on me, as you thinke. Brothers, you mixe your Sadnefle with fome Feare : This is the Englifh, not the Turkifli Court : Not Amurah, an Amurab fucceeds, But Harry, Harry : Yet be fad (good Brothers) For (to fpeake truth) it very well becomes you : Sorrow, fo Royally in you appeares, That I will deeply put the Fafhion on, And weare it in my heart. Why then be fad, But entertaine no more of it (good Brothers) Then a ioynt burthen, laid vpon vs all. I For me, by Heauen (I bid you be aflur'd) I lie be your Father, and your Brother too : I Let me but beare your Loue, He beare your Cares ; But weepe that Horrie's dead, and fo will I. | But Harry Hues, that mall conuert thofe Teares By number, into houres of Happinefle. lobnffic. We hope no other from your Maiefty. Prln. You all looke ftrangely on me : and you moft, You are (I thinke) afiur'd, I loue you not. Cb.Iuft. I am affur'd (if I be meafur'd rightly) Your Maiefty hath no iuft caufe to hate mee. Pr.No? How might a Prince of my great hopes forget So great Indignities you laid vpon me ? 399 What? Rate? Rebuke? and roughly fend to Prifon Th'immediate Heire of England/" Was this cafie? May this be waih'd in Lethe, and forgotten f Cb.Iuft. I then did vfe the Perfun of your Father: The Image of his power, lay then in me, And in th'adminiftration of his Law, Whiles I was bufie for the Commonwealth, Your HighnefTe pleafed to forget my place, The Maiefty, and power of Law, and iuftice, i he Image of the King, whom I prefented, And ftrooke me in my very Seate ot ludgement: Whereon (as an Offender to your Father) I gaue bold way to my Authority, And did commit you. If the deed were ill, Be you contented, wearing now the Garland, To haue a Sonne, fet your Decrees at naught ? To plucke downe Iuftice from your awefull Bench? To trip the courfe of Law, and blunt the Sword That guards the peace, and fafety of your Perfon ? Nay mare, to fpurne at your mort Royall Image, And mocke your workings, in a Second body? Queftion your Royall Thoughts, make the cafe yours: Be now the Father, and propofe a Sonne : Heare your owne dignity fo much prophan'd, See your moft dreadfull Lawes, fo loofely flighted; Behold your felre, fo by a Sonne difd-iined: And then imagine me, taking you part, And in your power, foft filencing your Sonne : After this cold confiJeiance, fentence me; And, as you are a King, fpeake in your State, What I haue done, that misbecame my place, My perfon, or my Lieges Soueraigntie. Prln. You are right Iuftice,and you weigh this well: Therefore ftill beare the Ballance, and the Sword : And 1 do wim your Honors may encreafe, Till you do liue, to fee a Sonne of mine Offend you, and obey you, as I did. So mall I liue, to fpeake my Fathers words: Happy am I, that haue a man fo bold, That dares do Iuftice, on my proper Sonne ; And no leffe happy, hauing fuch a Sonne, That .would deliuer vp his GreatnefTe fo, Into the hands of Iuftice. You did commit me: For which, 1 do commit into your hand, Th'vnftained Sword that you haue vs'd to beare : With this Remembrance; That you vfe the fame With the like bold, iuft, and impartiall fpirit As you haue done 'gainft me. There is my hand, You fliall be as a Father, to my Youth : My voice mall found, as you do prompt mine eare, And I will ftoope, and humble my Intents, To your well-pra&is'd, wife Directions. And Princes all, beleeue me, I befeech you : My Father is gone wilde into his Graue, (For in his Tombe,lye my Affections) And with his Spirits, fadly I furuiue, To mocke the expectation of the World; To fruftrate Prophefies, and to race out Rotten Opinion, who hath writ me downe After my feeming. The Tide of Blood in me, Hath prowdly flow'd in Vanity, till now. Now doth it turne, and ebbe backe to the Sea, Where it mail mingle with the ftare of Floods, And flow henceforth in formall Maiefty. Now call we our High Court of Parliament, And let vs choofe fuch Limbes of Noble Counfaile, That T^hefecond^Part ofT^ing Henry the Fourth. That the great Body of our State may go In equall ranke, with the beft gouern'd Nation, That Warre, or Peace, or both at once may be As things acquainted and familiar to vs, In which you (Father) lhall haue formoft hand. Our Coronation done, we will accite (As I before remembred) all our State, And heauen (configning to my good intents) No Prince, nor Peere, /hall haue iuft caufe to fay, Heauen fliorten Harries happy life, one day. Exeunt. Scena Tertia. Enter Falfta/e, SbalLv, Silence, Bardclfe, fage,and Piftoll. Sbal. Nay, you fliall fee mine Orchard : where, in an Arbor we will eate a laft yeares Pippin of my owne graf- fing, with a difh of Carrawayes,and fo forth (Come Co- fin Silence, and then to bed. Fal. You haue heere.a goodly dwelling, and a rich. Sbal. Barren, barren, barren : Beggers all, beggers all Sir Lbn\ Marry, good ayre. Spread *Dauy, fpread Dauie : Well faid Dauie. Faljt. This Dauie femes you for good vfes: he is your Seruingman,and your Husband. Sbal. A good Varlet, a good Varlet, a very good Var- let, Sir lobn: I haue drunke too much Sacke at Supper. A good Varlet. Now fit downe, now fit downe : Come Cofin. 5/7. Ah firra(quoth-a) we fliall doe nothing but eate, and make good cheere, and praife heauen for the merrie yeere: when flefli is cheape,and Females deere, and luftie Lads rome heere, and there : fo merrily, and euer among fo merrily. Fal. There's a merry heart, good M. Silence, lie giue you a health for that anon. Sbal. Good M.'Bardolfe: fome wine, Dauie. "Da. Sweet fir, fit: lie be with you anon : moft fweete fir, fit. Matter Page, good M. Page, fit: Preface. What you want in meate, wee'l haue in drinke : but you beare, the heart's all. Sbal. Be merry M. Bardilfe, and my little Souldiour there, be merry. Sil. Be merry, be merry, my wife ha's all. For women are Shrewes, both ftiort,and tall : Tis merry in Hall, when Beards wagge all ; And welcome merry Shrouetide. Be merry, be merry. Fal. I did not thinke M. Silence had bin a man of this Mettle. Sil. Who \? I haue beene merry twice and once, ere now. 'Dauy. There is a difli of Lether-coats for you. Sbal. f Dauie. Dau. Your Worfhip : He be with you ftraight. A cup of Wine, fir? Sil. A Cup of Wine, that's briske and fine, & drinke vnto the Leman mine: and a merry heart liues long-a. Fal. Well faid, M. Silence. Sil. If we fliall be merry, now comes in the fweete of the night. Fal. Health, and long life to you, M. Silence. Sil. Fill the Cuppe, and let it come. lie pledge you a mile to the bottome. Sbal. Honeft Bardolfe, welcome : If thou want'ft any thing, and wilt not call, beflirew thy heart. Welcome my little tyne theete,and welcome indeed too: lie drinke to JA.'Bardolfe, and to all the Cauileroes about London. Dau. 1 hope to fee London, once ere I die, Bar. Ir'I might fee you there, Dauie. Sbal. You'l cracke a quart together? Ha, will you not M. Bardolfe? liar. Yes Sir, in a pottle pot. Sbal. I thanke thee : the knaue will fticke by thee, I can aflure thee that. He will not out, he is true bred. 'Bar. And He fticke by him, fir. Sbal.Why there fpoke a King: lack nothing, be merry. Looke, who's at doore there,ho : who knockes? Fal Why now you haue done me right. Sil. Do me right,and dub me Knight, Samingo. Is't not fo ? Fal. 'Tisfo. S/V.Is't fo? Why then fay an old man can do fomwhat. 'Dau. If it pleafe your Worfliippe, there's one Tiftcll come from the Court with newes. Fal. From the Court? Let him come in. Enter Pijloll. How now Piftoll ? Pi/}. Sir lobn, "faue you fir. Fal. What winde blew you hither, Piftoll ? Pift. Not the ill winde which blowes none to good, fweet Knight :Thou art now one of the greateft men in the Realme. 5/7. Indeed, I thinke he bee, but Goodman Puffe of Barfon. Pifl. Puffe ? puffe in thy teeth, moft recreant Coward bafe. Sir lobn, 1 am thy Piftoll, and thy Friend : helter skelter haue I rode to thee,and tydings do I bring, and luckie ioyes, and golden Times, and happie Newes of price. Fal. I prethee now deliuer them, like a man of this World. Pift. A footra for the World, and Worldlings bafe, I fpeake of Affrica,and Golden ioyes. Fal. O bafe Afiyrian Knight, what is thy newes ? Let King Ccuitba know the truth thereof. 5/7. And Robin-hood, Scarlet, and lohn. Pift. Shall dunghill Curres confront the HelUconsl And fliall good newes be baffel'd ? Then Piftoll lay thy head in Furies lappe. Sbal. Honeft Gentleman, I know not your breeding. Pift. Why then Lament therefore. Sbal. Giue me pardon, Sir. If fir, you come with news from the Court, I take it, there is but two wayes, either to vt:er them, or to conceale them. I am Sir, vnder the King, in fome Authority. Pift. Vnder which King? 'Bezonian, fpeake, or dye. Sbal. Vnder King Harry. Pift. Harry the Fourth? or Fift ? Sbal. Harry the Fourth. Pift . A footra for thine Office. Sir lobn, thy tender Lamb-kinne, now is King, Harry the Fift's the man, I fpeake the truth. When Piftoll lyes, do this, and figge-me, like The bragg'ng Spaniard. Fal. The fecond ^Part offing Henry the Fourth. 99 Fal. What. is the old King dead ? Fiji. As naile in doore. The things I fpeake, are iuft. Fal. Away Bardolfe, Sadie my Horfe, Mafter Robert Shallow, choofe what Office thou wilt In the Land, 'tis thine. Ptftol, I will double charge thee With Dignities. 'Bard. O ioyfiill day : I would not take a Knighthood for my Fortune. Pi/l. What? I do bring good newes. Fal. Carrie Mafter Silence to bed : Mafter Shallow, my Lord Shallow, be what thou wilt, I am Fortunes Steward. Get on thy Boots, wee'l ride all night. Oh fweet Piftoll : Away Bardolfe : Come Piftoll, vtter more to mee : and withall deuile fomething to do thy felfe good . Boote, boote Mafter Shallow, I know the young King is fick for mee. Let vs take any mans HorfTes : The Lawes of Eng- land are at my command'ment. Happie are they, which haue beene my Friendes : and woe vnto my Lord Chiefe luftice. Pift. Let Vultures vil'de feize on his Lungs alfo : Where is the life that late I led,fay they? Why heere it is, welcome thofe pleafant dayes. Exeunt Scena Quarta. Enter Hojleffe Quickly, Dol Teare-fheete, and 'BeadUi. HofteJJe. No, thou arrant knaue : I would I might dy, that I might haue thee hang'd : Thou haft drawne my fhoulder out of ioynt. Off. The Conftables haue deliuer'd her ouer to mee : and fliee /hall haue Whipping cheere enough, I warrant her. There hath beene a man or two (lately) kill'd about her. 'Dol. Nut-hooke, nut-hooke, you Lye: Come on, He tell thee what, thou damn'd Tripe-vifag'd Rafcall, if the Childe I now go with, do mifcarrie, thou had'ft better thou had'ft ftrooke thy Mother, thou Paper-fac'd Vil- la! ne. Ho/}. O that Sir lohn were come, hee would make this a bloody day to fome body. But I would the Fruite of her Wombe might mifcarry. Officer, If it do, you /hall haue a dozen of Cufhions againe, you haue but eleuen now. Come, I charge you both go with me : for the man is dead, that you and Pi- ftoll beate among you. 'Dol. lie tell thee what, thou thin man in a Cenfor; I will haue you as foundly fwindg'd for this, you blew- Bottel'd Rogue : you filthy famifh'd Corredtioner, if you be not fwing'd, He forfweare halfe Kirtles. Off. Come, come, you ftiee-Knight-arrant, come. Ho/}. O, that right fhould thus o'recome might. Wei of fufferance, comes eafe. Dol. Come you Rogue, come : Bring me to a luftice. Hojt. Yes, come you ftaru'd Blood-hound. Dol. Goodman death, goodman Bones. He/}. Thou Anatomy, thou. Dol. Come you thinne Thing : Come you Rafcall. Off. Very well. Exeunt. 401 Scena Quinta. Enter two Groomes. I .Groo. More Ruflies,more Ruflies. i.Groo. The Trumpets haue founded twice. i.Groo. It will be two of the Clocke, ere they come from the Coronation. Exit Groo. Enter Faljiaffe, Shallow, Piftoll, e Bardolfe,and Page. Falftaffe. Stand heere by me, M. Robert Shallow, I will make the King do you Grace. I will leere vpon him, as he comes by : and do but marke the countenance that hee will giue me. Plftd. Blefie thy Lungs, good Knight. Fal/}. Come heere P//fo/,ftand behind me. O if I had had time to haue made new Liueries, I would haue be- ftowed the thoufand pound I borrowed of you. But it is no matter, this poore fliew doth better : this doth inferre the zeale I had to fee him. Shal. It doth fo. Fal/}. It fliewes my earneftnefle in affedlion. flfl. It doth fo. Fal. My deuotion. Pi/}. It doth, it doth, it doth. Fal. As it were, to ride day and night, And not to deliberate, not to remember, Not to haue patience to flaift me. Shal. It is moft certaine. Fal. But to ftand ftained with Trauaile, and fweating with defire to fee him, thinking of nothing elfe, putting all afFayres in obliuion,as if there were nothing els to bee done, but to fee him. Pift. 'Tisfemfer idem : for abfque hoc nibileff. 'Tis all in euery part. Shal. 'Tis fo indeed. Pift. My Knight, I will enflame thy Noble Liuer, and make thee rage. Thy Do/,and Helen of thy noble thoghts is in bafe Durance, and contagious prifon : Hall'd thi- ther by moft Mechanicall and durty hand. Rowze vppe Reuenge from Ebon den, with fell Aledo's Snake, for Dol is in. Piftol,fpeakes nought but troth. Fal. I will deliuer her. Piftol. There roar'd the Sea : and Trumpet Clangour founds. The Trumpett found. Enter King Henrie the Fift, Brothers, Lord Chiefe luftice. Fal/}. Saue thy Grace, King Hall, my Royall Hall. Tijt. The heauens thee guard, and keepe, moft royall Impe of Fame. Fal. 'Saue thee my fweet Boy. King. My Lord Chiefe luftice, fpeake to that vaine man. Cb.Iuft. Haue you your wits ? Know you what 'tis you fpeake ? Falft. My King, my loue ; I fpeake to thee, my heart. King. I know thee not, old man: Fall to thy Prayers: How ill white haires become a Foole, and lefter ? I haue I oo Thefecond^art ofJ^Jng Henry the Fourth. I haue long dream'd of fuch a kinde of man, So furfeit-fwell'd, fo old, and fo prophane: But being awake, 1 do defpife my dreame. Make lefle thy body (hence) and more thy Grace, Leaue gourmandizing ; Know the Graue doth gape For thee, thrice wider then for other men. Reply not to me, with a Foole-borne left, Prefume not, that I am the thing I was, For heauen doth know (fo fhall the world perceiue) That I haue turn'd away my former Selfe, So will I thofe that kept me Companie. When thou doft heare I am, as I haue bin, Approach me, and thou flialt be as thou was't The Tutor and the Feeder of my Riots : Till then, I banifh thee, on paine of death, As I haue done the reft of my Mifleaders, Not to come neere our Perfon, by ten mile. For competence of life, I will allow you, That lacke of meanes enforce you not to euill : And as we heare you do reforme your felues, We will according to your ftrength, and qualities, Giue you aduancement. Be it your charge (my Lord) To fee perform'd the tenure of our word. Set on. Exit King. Fal. Mafter Shallow, I owe you a thoufand pound. Sbal. I marry Sir lobn, which I befeech you to let me haue home with me. Fera me content o. Exit. cXfanet Lancafter and Cbiefe lujlicc . lobn. I like this faire proceeding of the Kings : He hath intent his wonted Followers Shall all be very well prouided for : But all are banifht,till their conuerfations Appeare more wife,and modeft to the world. Cb.Iuft. And fo they are. lobn. The King hath call'd his Parliament, My Lord. Cb.Iuft. He hath. lobn. I will lay oddes,that ere this yeere expire, We beare our Ciuill Swords, and Natiue fire As farre as France. I heare a Bird fo fing, Whofe Muficke (to my thinking)pleas'd the King. Come, will you hence ? Exeunt FINIS. EPILOGVE. T, my Feare : then, my Qurt/te : last, my Speech. My Fear e, is your Displeafure : My fartfie, my T)utie : And my speech, to Begge your "Pardons. If you loo\efor a good speech no"to,you vndoe me : For what I haue to fay, is of mine owne making : and what (indeed] IJhouldfay, 'Will (I doubt) prooue mine owne marring. But to the T?urpofe, andfo to the Venture Be it \nowne to you (as it is very Well} I was lately heere in the end of a displeajing 'Play, to pray your 'Patience forit,andtopromifeyouaBetter: Ididmeane (indeede) to pay you "with this, "Which if(li\e an HI Venture} it come vnluctyly home, Ibreafy; and you, my gen* tie Creditors lofe. Heere Ipromift you I would be, and heere I commit my Bodie to your Mercies : Bate mefome,andlwillpayy6ufome,and(asmoft Debtors do) promife you infinitely. If my Tongue cannot entreate you to acquit me : 'will you command me to vfe my Legges? And yet that were but light payment, toT)ance out of your debt: But a good fynfcience, will make any pofsiblefathfaftion, andfo 'will I. All the Gem tleWomen heere, haue f or giuen me, if the Gentlemen 'Will not, then the Gentlemen do not agree with the Gentlewowen, which "Was neuerfeene before, infuch an Af* fembly. One word more, Ibefeechyou : if you be not too much cloid with Fat Me ate, our humble Author will continue the Story (with Sir lohn in ify and ma\e you merry, 'Wtthfaire Katherine of France : 'Where (for any thing I^no'W ) Fal- ftaffe Jhall dye ofafweat, vn/ej/e already he be kiltd wit by our hard Opinions : For Old-Caftle dyed a Martyr, and this is not the man. My Tongue is 'Wearie, when my Legs are too, I will bid you good night', andfo \neele downe before you: But (indeed) to pray for the Queene. 403 THE ACTORS NAMES. >VMOVR the Prefentor. King Henry the Fourth. f Prince Henry, afterwards Crowned King Henrie the Fift. Prince lohn of Lancafter. \ Humphrey of Gloucefter. \ Sonnes to Henry the Fourth,& brethren to Henry 5. Thomas of Clarence. ) Northumberland. The Arch Byfhop of Yorke. Mowbray. Haftings. Lord Bardolfe. Trauers. Morton. Coleuile. Oppofites againft King Henrie the Fourth. Warwicke. Weftmerland. Surrey. Gowre. Harecourt. Lord Chiefe luftice. Of the Kings fPartie. I Pointz. Falftaffe. Bardolphe. Piftoll. Peto. Page. Irregular I Humorifts. Shallow. ) Both Country Silence. y luftices. Dauie, Seruant to Shallow. Phang, and Snare, 2. Serieants Mouldie. , Shadow. Wart. ^ Country Soldiers Feeble. Bullcalfe. Drawers Beadles. Groomes Northumberlands Wife. Percies Widdow. Hoftcffe Quickly. Doll Teare-fheete. Epilogue. 404 6 9 Enter Prologue. J\ For a cflfufe of Fire, that would afcend ^-^ The brighteji Heauen of Invention : A Kingdomefor a Stage, Princes to Aft, And o 'Bi/bops. 'B.Cant. God and his Angels guard your facied Throne, And make you long become it. King. Sure we thanke you. My learned Lord, we pray you to proceed, And iuftly and religioufly vnfold, Why the Law &/%,that they haue in France, Or fhould or Ihould not barre vs in our Clayme : And God forbid ,my deare and faithfull Lord, That you fhould fafhion, wreft, or bow your reading, Or nicely charge your vnderftanding Soule, With opening Titles mifcreate, whofe right Sutes not in natiue colours with the truth: For God doth know, how many now in health, Shall drop their blood, in approbation Of what your reuerence {hall incite vs to. Therefore take heed how you impawne our Perfon, How you awake our fleeping Sword of Warre; We charge you in the Name of God take heed : For neuer two fuch Kingdomes did contend, Without much fall of blood, whofe guiltlefle drops Are euery one, a Woe, a fore Complaint, 'Gainft him, whofe wrongs giues edge vnto the Swords, That makes fuch wafte in briefe mortalitie. Vnder this Conjuration, fpeake my Lord : For we will heare, note, and beleeue in heart, That what you fpeake, is in your Confcience wafht, As pure as finne with Baptifme. "B.Qan.Thcn heare me gracious Soueraign,& you Peers, That owe your felues,your Hues, and feruices, To this Imperiall Throne. There is no barre To make againft your Highnefle Clayme to France, But this which they produce from Pbaramond, In terram Sallcam Mulieres ne fuccedaul, No Woman fliall fucceed in Saline Land : Which Sality? Land,tbe French vniuftly gloze To be the Realme of France, and Pbaramond The founder of this Law, and Female Barre. Yet their owne Authors faithfully affirme, That the Land Saline is in Germanic, Betweene the Flouds of Sala and of Elue : Where Charles the Great hauing fubdu'd the Saxons, There left behind and fettled certaine French : Who holding in difdaine the German Women, For fome difhoneft manners of their life, Eftablifht then this Law; to wit, No Female Should be Inheritrix in Saline Land : Which Saline (as I faid) 'twixt Elue and Sala, Is at this day in Germanic, call'd Meifen. Then doth it well appeare, the Saline Law Was not deuifed for the Realme of France : Nor did the French poflefle the Saline Land, Vntill foure hundred one and twentie yeeres After defundlion of King Pbaramond, Idly fuppos'd the founder of this Law, Who died within the yeere of our Redemption, Foure hundred twentie fix : and Charles the Great Subdu'd the Saxons, and did feat the French Beyond the Riuer Sala, in the yeere Eight hundred fiue. Befides, their Writers fay, King Pepln, which depofed CbilderH(e, Did as Heire Generall, being defcended Of 2?/V/'A/, which was Daughter to King Clotbair, Make Clayme and Title to the Crowne of France. Hugh Capet alfo, who vfurpt the Crowne The Life of Henry the Fift. 7 1 Of Charles the Duke of Loraine, fole Heire male Of the true Line and Stock of Charles the Great : To find his Title with fome fhewes of truth, Though in pure truth it was corrupt and naught, Conuey'd himfelfe as th'Heire to th' Lady Lingare, Daughter to Cbarlemaine,v/ho was the Sonne To Lewes the Emperour,and Lewes the Sonne Of Charles the Great :alfo King Lewes the Tenth, Who was fole Heire to the Viurper Capet, Could not keepe quiet in his conscience, Wearing the Crowne of France, 'till fatisfied, That faire Queene Ifabe/,h\s Grandmother, Was Lineall of the Lady Ermengare, Daughter to Charles the forefaid Duke of Loraine : By the which Marriage,the Lyne of Charles the Great Was re-vnited to the Crowne of France. So, that as cleare as is the Summers Sunne, King fefins Title, and Hugh Capets Clayme, King Lerves his fatisfaction, all appeare To hold in Right and Title of the Female : So doe the Kings of France vnto this day. Howbeitjthey would hold vp this Salique Law, To barre your Highnefle clayming from the Female, And rather chufe to hide them in a Net, Then amply to imbarre their crooked Titles, Vfurpt from you and your Progenitors. King.May I with right and confcience make this claim ? BiJh.Cant. The finne vpon my head, dread Soueraigne : For in the Booke of Numbers is it writ, When the man dyes, let the Inheritance Defcend vnto the Daughter. Gracious Lord, Stand for your owne,vnwind your bloody Flagge, Looke back into your mightie Anceftors : Goe my dread Lord, to your great Grandfires Tombe, From whom you clayme ; inuoke his Warlike Spirit, And your Great Vnck\es,EdTvard the Black Prince, Who on the French ground play'd a Tragedie, Making defeat on the full Power of France : Whiles his moft mightie Father on a Hill Stood fmiling,to behold his Lyons Whelpe Forrage in blood of French Nobilitie. O Noble Englifli, that could entertaine With halfe their Forces, the full pride of France, And let another halfe ftand laughing by, All out of worke, and cold for action. 'Bijb. Awake remembrance of thefe valiant dead, And with your puiflant Arme renew their Feats ; You are their Heire, you fit vpon their Throne : The Blood and Courage that renowned them, Runs in your Veines : and my thrice-puiflant Liege Is in the very May-Morne of his Youth, Ripe for Exploits and mightie Enterprifes. Exe. Your Brother Kings and Monarchs of the Earth Doe all expect, that you fliould rowfe your felfe, As did the former Lyons of your Blood. (might; Weft, They know your Grace hath caufe,and means,and So hath your Highnefle : neuer King of England Had Nobles richer, and more loyall Subiedts, Whofe hearts haue left their bodyes here in England, And lye pauillion'd in the fields of France. 'BiJh.Can. O let their bodyes follow my deare Liege With Bloods,and Sword and Fire, to win your Right : In ayde whereof, we of the Spiritualtie Will rayfe your Highnefle fuch a mightie Summe, As neuer did the Clergie at one time Bring in to any of your Anceftors. King. We muft not onely arme t'inuade the French, But lay downe our proportions, to defend Againft the Scot, who will make roade vpon vs, With all aduantages. BiJb.Can.'They of thofe Marches, gracious Soueraign, Shall be a Wall fufficient to defend Our in-land from the pilfering Borderers. King, We do not meane the courfing fnatchers onely, But feare the maine intendment of the Scot, Who hath been ftill a giddy neighbour to vs: For you mail reade, that my great Grandfather Neuer went with his forces into France, But that the Scot, on his vnfurniflit Kingdome, Came pouring like the Tyde into a breach, With ample and brim fulnefle of his force, Galling the gleaned Land with hot Afiayes, Girding with grieuous fiege,Caftles and Townes: That England being emptie of defence, Hath fhooke and trembled at th'ill neighbourhood. B.Can. She hath bin the more fear'd the harm'd, my Liege: For heare her but exampl'd by her felfe, When all her Cheualrie hath been in France, And ftjee a mourning Widdow of her Nobles, Shee hath her felfe not onely well defended, But taken and impounded as a Stray, The King of Scots: whom fhee did fend to France, To fill King Edwards fame with prifoner Kings, And make their Chronicle as rich with prayfe, As is the Owfe and bottome of the Sea With funken Wrack, and fum-lefle Treafuries. BiJh.Ely. But there's a faying very old and true, If that you if ill France win, then with Scotland jirfl begia. For once the Eagle (England) being in prey, To her vnguarded Neft,the Weazell (Scot) Comes fneaking,and fo fucks her Princely Egges, Playing the Moufe in abfence of the Cat, To tame and hauocke more then me can eate. Exet. It followes theu, the Cat muft ftay at home, Yet that 'is but a crufli'd necefsity, Since we haue lockes to fafegard neceflaries, And pretty traps to catch the petty theeues . While that the Armed hand doth fight abruad, Th'aduifed head defends it felfe at home: For Gouernment, though high, and low, and lower, Put into parts, doth keepe in one confent, Congreeing in a full and natural clofe, Like Muficke. Cant. Therefore doth heauen diuide The ftate of man in diuers functions, Setting endeuour in continual motion: To which is fixed as an ayme or butt, Obedience: for fo worke the Hony Bees, Creatures that by a rule in Nature teach The Act of Order to a peopled Kingdome. They haue a King, and Officers efforts, Where fome like Magiftrates correct at home: Others, like Merchants venter Trade abroad: Others, like Souldiers armed in their ftings, Make boote vpon the Summers Veluet buddes: Which pillage, they with merry march bring home To the Tent-royal of their Emperor : Who bulled in his Maiefties furueyes The tinging Mafons building rootes of Gold, The ciuil Citizens kneading vp the hony ; The poore Mechanicke Porters,crowding in Their heauy burthens at his narrow gate : h 2 The The Life of Henry the Fift. The fad-ey'd luftice with his furly humme, Deliuering ore to Executors pale The lazie yawning Drone : I this inferre, That many things hauing full reference To one confent,may worke contrarioufly, As many Arrowes loofed feuerall wayes Come to one marke : as many wayes meet in one towne, As many frefh ftreames meet in one fait fea ; As many Lynes clofe in the Dials center : So may a thoufand actions once a foote, And in one purpofe, and be all well borne Without defeat. Therefore to France, my Liege, Diuide your happy England into foure, Whereof, take you one quarter into France, And you withall {hall make all Gallia {hake. If we with thrice fuch powers left at home, Cannot defend our owne doores from the dogge, Let vs be worried, and our Nation lofe The name of hardinefle and policie. King. Call in the Meflengers fent from the Dolphin. Now are we well refolu'd, and by Gods helpe And yours, the noble finewes of our power, France being ours, wee'l bend it to our Awe, Or breake it all to peeces. Or there wee'l fit, (Ruling in large and ample Emperie, Ore France, and all her (almoft) Kingly Dukedomes) Or lay thefe bones in an vnworthy Vrne, Tomblefle, with no remembrance ouer them : Either our Hiftory {hall with full mouth Speake freely of our Acts, or elfe our graue Like Turkifh mute, {hall haue a tongueleffe mouth, Not worfliipt with a waxen Epitaph. Enter AmbaJJadors of France. Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleafure Of our faire Cofm Dolphin : for we heare, Your greeting is from him, not from the King. Ami. May't pleafe your Maieftie to giue vs leaue Freely to render what we haue in charge : Or fliall we fparingly {hew you farre off The Dolphins meauing, and our Embafsie. King. We are no Tyrant, but a Chriftian King, Vnto whofe grace our pafsion is as fubiect As is our wretches fettred in our prifons, Therefore with franke and with vncurbed plainnefle, Tell vs the Dolphin* minde. Antb. Thus than in few : Your Highnefle lately fending into France, Did claime fome certaine Dukedomes, in the right Of your great Predeceflbr, King Edward the third. In anfwer of which claime, the Prince our Matter Sayes, that you fauour too much of your youth, And bids you be aduis'd : There's nought in France, That can be with a nimble Galliard wonne : You cannot reuell into Dukedomes there. He therefore fends you meeter for your fpirit This Tun of Treafure; and in lieu of this, Defires you let the dukedomes that you claime Heare no more of you. This the Dolphin fpeakes. King. What Treafure Vncle ? Bxe. Tennis balles, my Liege. Kin, We are glad the Dolphin is fo pleafant with vs, His Prefent, and your paines we thanke you for : When we haue matcht our Rackets to thefe Balles, We will in France (by Gods grace) play a fet, Shall ftrike his fathers Crowne into the hazard. Tell him, he hath made a match with fuch a Wrangler, That all the Courts of France will be difturb'd With Chaces. And we vnderftand him well, How he comes o're vs with our wilder dayes, Not meafuring what vfe we made of them. We neuer valew'd this poore feate of England, And therefore liuing hence, did giue our felfe To barbarous licenfe : As 'tis euer common, That men are merrieft, when they are from home. But tell the 'Dolphin, I will keepe my State, Be like a King, and fhew my fayle of Greatnefle, When I do rowfe me in my Throne of France, For that I haue layd by my Maieftie, And plodded like a man for working dayes : But I will rife there with fo full a glorie, That I will dazle all the eyes of France, Yea ftrike the Dolphin blinde to looke on vs, And tell the pleafant Prince, this Mocke of his Hath turn'd his balles to Gun-ftones, and his foule Shall ftand fore charged, for the waftefull vengeance That {hall flye with them : for many a thoufand widows Shall this his Mocke, mocke out of their deer hnsbands; Mocke mothers from their fonnes,mock Caftles downe: And fome are yet vngotten and vnborne, That flial haue caufe to curfe the Dolphin* fcorne. But this lyes all within the wil of God, To whom I do appeale, and in whofe name Tel you the 'Dolphin, I am comming on, To venge me as I may, and to put forth My rightfull hand in a wel-hallow'd caufe. So get you hence in peace : And tell the Dolphin, His left will fauour but of {hallow wit, When thoufands weepe more then did laugh at it. Conuey them with fafe conduct. Fare you well. Exeunt AmbaffadoTs. Exe. This was a merry Mefiage. King. We hope to make the Sender blufli at it : Therefore, my Lords, omit no happy howre, That may giue furth'rance to our Expedition : For we haue now no thought in vs but France, Saue thofe to God, that runne before our bufinefie. Therefore let our proportions for thefe Warres Be foone collected, and all things thought vpon, That may with reafonable fwiftnefle adde More Feathers to our Wings : for God before, Wee'le chide this Dolphin at his fathers doore. Therefore let euery man now taske his thought, That this faire Action may on foot be brought. Exeunt. Flourijb. Enter Cborui. Now all the Youth of England are on fire, And filken Dalliance in the Wardrobe lyes : Now thriue the Armorers, and Honors thought Reignes folely in the breaft of euery man. They fell the Pafture now, to buy the Horfe; Following the Mirror of all Chriftian Kings, With winged heeles,as Englifti Mercuries. For now fits Expectation in the Ayre, And hides a Sword, from Hilts vnto the Point, With Crownes Imperiall, Crownes and Coronets, Promis'd to Harry, and his followers. The French aduis'd by good intelligence Of this moft dreadfull preparation, Shake in their feare,and with pale Pollicy Seeke to diuert the Englifli purpofes. O England: Modell to thy inward Greatnefle, Like little Body with a mightie Heart: What 408 The Life of Henry the Fift. 73 What mightft thou do, that honour would thee do, Were all thy children kinde and naturall : But fee, thy fault France hath in thee found out, A neft of hollow bofomes, which he filles With treacherous Crownes, and three corrupted men: One, Richard Earle of' Cambridge, and the fecond Henry Lord Scroope of <&fajbam, and the third Sir Thomas Grey Knight of Northumberland, Haue for the Gilt of France (O guilt indeed) Confirm'd Confpiracy with fearefull France, And by their hands, this grace of Kings muft dye. If Hell and Treafon hold their promiles, Ere he take fliip for France ; and in Southampton. Linger your patience on, and wee'l digeft Th'abufe of diftance; force a play: The fumme is payde, the Traitors are agreed, The King is fet from London, and the Scene Is now tranfported (Gentles) to Southampton, There is the Play-houfe now, there muft you fit, And thence to France fliall we conuey you fafe, And bring you backe: Charming the narrow feas To giue you gentle Pafle : for if we may, Wee'l not offend one ftomacke with our Play. But till the King come forth, and not till then, Vnto Southampton do we fhift our Scene. Sxlt Enter Carper all Nym, and Lieutenant 'Bardelfe. 'Bar. Well met Corporall Nym. Nym. Good morrow Lieutenant 'Bardolfe. Bar. What, are Ancient Pijloll and you friends yet? Nym. For my part, 1 care not : I fay little : but when time fliall ferue, there fliall be fmiles, but that fliall be as it may. I dare not fight, but 1 will winke and holde out mine yron : it is a fimple one, but what though? It will tofte Cheefe, and it will endure cold, as another mans fword will : and there's an end. 'Bar. I will beftow a breakfaft to make you friendes, and wee'l bee all three fworne brothers to France: Let't be fo good Corporall Nym. .ZVyw.Faith, I will liue fo long as I may, that's the cer- taine of it : and when I cannot liue any longer, I will doe as I may : That is my reft, that is the rendeuous of it. 'Bar. It is certaine Corporall, that he is marryed to Nell Quickly, and certainly fhe did you wrong, for you were troth-plight to her. Nym. I cannot tell, Things muft be as they maysmen may fleepe, and they may haue their throats about them at that time, and fome fay, kniues haue edges : It muft be as it may, though patience be a tyred name, yet fliee will plodde, there muft be Conclufions, well, I cannot tell. enter fiftoll, & Quickly. Bar. Heere comes Ancient Pijioll and his wife: good Corporall be patient heere. How now mine Hoafte Pi- Jloin Pift. Bafe Tyke, cal'ft thou mee Hofte, now by this hand I fweare I fcorne the terme : nor fliall my Net keep Lodgers. Hoft.No by my troth, not long: For we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteene Gentlewomen that liue honeftly by the pricke of their Needles, but it will bee thought we keepe a Bawdy-houfe ftraight. O welliday Lady, if he be not hewne now, we fliall fee wilful adulte- ry and murther committed. Bar. Good Lieutenant, good Corporal offer nothing heere. Nym. Pifli. 409 Pifl. Pifli for thee, Ifland dogge : thou prickeard cur oflfland. Ho/}. Good Corporall Nym fhew thy valor, and put vp your fword. Nym. Will you fliogge off? I would haue you folus. Piji. Solus, egregious dog ? O Viper vile ; The folus in thy moft meruailous face, the folus in thy teeth, and in thy throate, and in thy hateful! Lungs,yea in thy Maw perdy ; and which is worfe, within thy naftie mouth. I do retort the fbius in thy bowels, for 1 can take, and Pi- Jiols cocke is vp, and flafliing fire will follow. Nym. I am not 'Barbajon, you cannot coniure mee : I haue an humor to knocke you indifferently well : If you grow fowle with me Piftoll, I will fcoure you with my Rapier, as I may, in fayre tearmes. If you would walke off, I would pricke your guts a little in good tearmes, as I may, and that's the humor of it. Pift. O Braggard vile, and damned furious wight, The Graue doth gape, and doting death is neere, Therefore exhale. 'Bar. Heare me, heare me what I fay: Hee that ftrikes the firft ftroake, He run him vp to the hilts, as I am a fol- dier. Pifl. An oath of mickle might,and fury fliall abate. Giue me thy fift, thy fore-foote to me giue : Thy fpirites are moft tall. Nym. I will cut thy throate one time or other in faire termes, that is the humor of it. Piftoll. Couple a gorge, that is the word. I defie thee a- gaine.O hound of Creet, think'ft thou my fpoufe to get ? No, to the fpittle goe, and from the Poudring tub of in- famy, fetch forth the Lazar Kite of Crejfids kinde, Doll Teare-Jbeete, flie by name, and her efpoule. I haue, and I will hold the Quondam Quickfly for the onely fliee : and Pauca, there's enough to go to. Enter the Boy. 'Boy. Mine Hoaft Tijloll, you muft tome to my May- fter, and your Hoftefle:He is very ficke,& would to bed. Good Bardolfe, put thy face betweene his fheets, and do the Office of a Warming-pan : Faith, he's very ill. 'Bard. Away you Rogue. H(:ft. By my troth he'l yeeld the Crow a pudding one of thefe dayes: the King has kild his heart. Good Huf- band come home prefently. Exit Bar. Come, fliall I make you two friends. Wee muft to France togethenwhy the diuel fliould we keep kniues to cut one anothers throats? Pift. Let floods ore-fwell, and fiends for food hovvle on. Nym. You'l pay me the eight /hillings I won of you at Betting? fift. Bafe is the Slaue that payes. Nym. That now I wil haue: that's the humor of it. Pift. As manhood flial compound:pufli home. Draw Bard. By this fword, hee that makes the firft thruft, He kill him : By this fword, I wil. Pi. Sword is an Oath,& Oaths muft haue their courfe Bar. Coporall Nym,Sc thou wilt be friends be frends, and thou wilt not, why then be enemies with me to:pre- thee put vp. Pift. A Noble flialt thou haue, and prefent pay, and Liquor likewife will I giue to thee, and friendfliippe fljall combyne, and brotherhood. He liue by Nymme,8t Nymme fliall liue by me, is not this iuft ? For I flial Sut- ler be vnto the Campe, and profits will accrue. Giue mee thy hand. h 3 Nym. 74 The Life of Henry the Fift. Nym. I fliall haue my Noble? Pijt. In cafli, moft iuftly payd. Nym. Well, then that the humor oft. Enter HtJleJJe. Hoft. As euer you come of women, come in quickly to fir lobn : A poore heart, hee is fo fliak'd of a burning quotidian Tertian, that it is moft lamentable to behold. Sweet men, come to him. Nym. The King hath run bad humors on the Knight, that's the euen of it. fijl. Nym, thou haft fpoke the right, his heart is fra- ted and corroborate. Nym. The King is a good King, but it muft bee as it may : he pafles fome humors, and carreeres. Pijl. Let vs condole the Knight, for (Lambekins)we will liue. Enter Exeter, Bedford, & Weftmtrland. "Bed Fore God his Grace is bold to truft thefe traitors Exe. They fliall be apprehended by and by. ffe/l.How fmooth and euen they do bear themfelues, As if allegeance in their bofomes fate Crowned with faith, and conftant loyalty. Bed. The King hath note of all that they intend, By interception, which they dreame not of. Exe. Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow, Whom he hath dull'd and cloy'd with gracious fauours ; That he fhould for a forraigne purfe, fo fell His Soueraignes life to death and treachery. Sound Trumpets. Enter the King, Scroope, Cambridge, and Gray. King. Now fits the winde faire, and we will aboord. My Lord of Cambridge, and my kinde Lord of Ma/bam, And you my gentle Knight, giue me your thoughts: Thinke you not that the powres we beare with vs Will cut their pafTage through the force of France ? Doing the execution, and the adle, For which we haue in head aflembled them. Scro. No doubt my Liege, if each man do his beft. King. I doubt not that, fince we are well perf waded We carry not a heart with vs from hence, That growes not in a faire confent with ours: Nor leaue not one behinde, that doth not wifli Succefle and Conqueft to attend on vs. Cam. Neuer was Monarch better fear'd and lou'd, Then is your Maiefty ; there's not I thinke a fubiedl That fits in heart-greefe and vneafinefle Vnder the fweet fliade of your gouernment. Kni. True : thofe that were your Fathers enemies, Haue fteep'd their gauls in hony, and do feme you With hearts create of duty, and of zeale. King. We therefore haue great caufe of thankful nes, And fliall forget the office of our hand Sooner then quittance of defert and merit, According to the weight and worthinefle. Scro. So feruice fliall with fteeled finewes toyle, And labour fliall refrefli it felfe with hope To do your Grace inceflant feruices. King. We ludge no lefle. Vnkle of Exeter, Inlarge the man committed yefterday, That rayl'd againft our perfon: We confider It was excefTe of Wine that fet him on, And on his more aduice, We pardon him. Scro. That's mercy, but too much fecurity : Let him be punifli'd Soueraigne, leaft example Breed (by his fufferance) more of fuch a kind. Kiug. O let vs yet be merciful!. Cam. So may your Highnefle, and yet punifli too. Grey. Sir, you fliew great mercy if you giue him life, After the tafte of much correction. King. Alas, your too much loue and care of me, Are heauy Orifons'gainft this poore wretch: If little faults proceeding on diftemper, Shall not be wink'd at, how fliall we ftretch our eye When capitall crimes, chew'd, fwallow'd, and digefted, Appeare before vs ? Wee'l yet inlarge that man, Though Cambridge, Scroope, and Gray, in their deere care And tender preferuation of our perfon Wold haue him punifli'd. And now to our French caufes, Who are the late Commiflioners ? Cam. I one my Lord, Your Highnefle bad me aske for it to day. Scro. So did you me my Liege. Gray. And I my Royall Soueraigne. King.Then RicbardEzrle of Cambridge, there is yours: There yours Lord Scroope cf&lajbam, and Sir Knight : Gray of Nortbumbet land, this fame is yours : Reade them, and know I know your worthinefle. My Lord of Weftmerland, and Vnkle Exeter, We will aboord to night. Why how now Gentlemen ? What fee you in thofe papers, that you loofe So much complexion ? Looke ye how they change : Their cheekes are paper. Why, what reade you there, That haue fo cowarded and chac'd your blood Out of apparance. Cam. I do confefle my fault, And do fubmit me to your Highnefle mercy. Gray. Scro. To which we all appeale. King. The mercy that was quicke in vs but late, By your owne counfaile is fuppreft and kill'd : You muft not dare (for fliame)to talke of mercy, For your owne reafons turne into your bofomes, As dogs vpon their maifters, worrying you : See you my Princes, and my Noble Peeres, Thefe Englifli monfters : My Lord of Cambridge heere, You know how apt our loue was, to accord To furnifli with all appertinents Belonging to his Honour ; and this man, Hath for a few light Crownes, lightly confpir'd And fworne vnto the pradtifes of France To kill vs heere in Hampton. To the which, This Knight no lefle for bounty bound to Vs Then Cambridge is, hath likewife fworne. But O, What fliall I fay to thee Lord Scroope, thou cruell, Ingratefull, fauage,and inhumane Creature? Thou that didft beare the key of all my counfailes, That knew'ft the very bottome of my foule, That (almoftj might'ft haue coyn'd me into Golde, Would'ft thou haue pradtis'd on me, for thy vfe ? May it be pofsible, that forraigne hyer Could out of thee extract one fparke of euill That might annoy my finger ? 'Tis fo ftrange, That though the truth of it (lands off as grofle As blacke and white, my eye will fcarfely fee it. Treafon, and murther, euer kept together, As two yoake diuels fworne to eythers purpofe, Working fo grofiely in an naturall caufe, That admiration did not hoope at them. But thou (gainft all proportion) didft bring in Wonder to waite on treafon, and on murther : And whatfoeuer cunning fiend it was That wrought vpon thee fo prepofteroufly, Hath got the voyce in hell for excellence : And The Life of Henry the Fift. 75 And other diuels that fuggeft by treafons, Do botch and bungle vp damnation, With patches, colours, and with formes being fetcht From glift'ring femblances of piety : But he that temper' d thee, bad thee ftand vp, Gaue thee no inftance why thou fhouldft do treafon, Vnlefle to dub thee with the name of Traitor. If that fame Daemon that hath gull'd thee thus, Should with his Lyon-gate walke the whole world, He might returne to vaftie Tartar backe, And tell the Legions, I can neuer win A foule fb eafie as that Engliflimans. Oh, how haft thou with iealoufie infected The fweetneffe of affiance? Shew men dutifull, Why fo didft thou : feeme they graue and learned ? Why fo didft thou. Come they of Noble Family ? Why fo didft thou.Seeme they religious ? Why fo didft thou. Or are they fpare in diet, Free from grofie, pafsion, or of mirth, or anger, Conftant in fpirit, not fweruing with the blood, Garnifh'd and deck'd in modeft complement, Not working with the eye, without the eare, And but in purged iudgement trufting neither, Such and fo finely boulted didft thou feeme : And thus thy fall hath left a kinde of blot, To make thee full fraught man, and beft indued With fome fufpition, I will weepe for thee. For this reuolt of thine, me thinkes is like Another fall of Man. Their faults are open, Arreft them to the anfwer of the Law, And God acquit them of their pradifes. Exe. I arreft thee of High Treafon, by the name of Richard Earle of Cambridge . I arreft thee of High Treafon, by the name of Thomas Lord Scroope of tMarfham. I arreft thee of High Treafon by the name ofThomas Grey, Knight of Northumberland. Scro. Our purpofes, God iuftly hath difcouer'd, And I repent my fault more then my death, Which I befeech your Highnefle to forgiue, Although my body pay the price of it. Cam. For me, the Gold of France did not feduce, Although I did admit it as a motiue, The fooner to effect what I intended : But God be thanked for preuention, Which in fufferance heartily will reioyce, Befeeching God, and you, to pardon mee. Gray. Neuer did faithfull fubieft more reioyce At the difcouery of moft dangerous Treafon, Then I do at this houre ioy ore my felfe, Preuented from a damned enterprize ; My fault, but not my body, pardon Soueraigne. King, God quit you in his mercy: Hear your fentence You haue confpir'd againft Our Royall perfon, loyn'd with an enemy proclaim'd,and from his Coffers, Receyu'd the Golden Earned of Our death : Wherein you would haue fold your King to flaughter, His Princes, and his Peeres to feruitude, His Subiefts to opprefsion, and contempt, And his whole Kingdome into defolation : Touching our perfon, feeke we no reuenge, But we our Kingdomes fafety uiuft fo tender, Whofe ruine you fought, that to her Lawes We do deliuer you. Get you therefore hence, (Poore miferable wretches )to your death: The tafte whereof, God of his mercy giue 411 You patience to indure, and true Repentance Of all your deare offences. Beare them hence. Sxit. Now Lords for France : the enterprife whereof Shall be to you as vs,like glorious. We doubt not of a faire and luckie Warre, Since God fo gracioufly hath brought to light This dangerous Treafon, lurking in our way, To hinder our beginnings. We doubt not now, But euery Rubbe is fmoothed on our way. Then forth, deare Countreymen : Let vs deliuer Our PuifTance into the hand of God, Putting it ftraight in expedition. Chearely to Sea, the fignes of Warre aduance, No King of England, if not King of France. Flourijh. Enter Pifo/1, Nim, 'Bardolph, 'Boy , and Hofi/e. HofleJJe. 'Prythee honey fweet Husband, let me bring thee to Staines. Piftoll. No : for my manly heart doth erne. 'Bardolph, be blythe : AZl,rowfe thy vaunting Veines: Boy, briisle thy Courage vp : for Falflaffe hee is dead, and wee muft erne therefore. 'Bard. Would I were with him, wherefomere hee is, eyther in Heauen, or in Hell. HofleJJe. Nay fure, hee's not in Hell : hee's in Arthurs Bofome,if euer man went to Arthurs Bofome : a made a finer end, and went away and it had beene any Chriftome Child: a parted eu'n iuft betweene Twelue and One, eu'n at the turning o'th'Tyde: for after I faw him fumble with the Sheets,and play with Flowers, and fmile vpon his fin- gers end, I knew there was but one way: for his Nofe was as fharpe as a Pen, and a Table of greene fields. How now Sir lohn (quoth I ? ) what man ? be a good cheare : fo a cryed out, God, God, God, three or foure times : now I, to comfort him, bid him a fliould not thinke of God ; I hop'd there was no neede to trouble bimfelfe with any fuch thoughts yet : fo a bad me lay more Clothes on his feet : I put my hand into the Bed, and felt them, and they were as cold as any ftone : then I felt to his knees, and fo vp-peer'd,and vpward,and all was as cold as any ftone. Nim. They fay he cryed out of Sack. Hofle/e. I, that a did. 'Bard. And of Women. HofleJJe. Nay, that a did not. Boy. Yes that a did, and faid they were Deules incar- nate. Woman. A could neuer abide Carnation, 'twas a Co- lour he neuer lik'd. 'Boy. A faid once, the Deule would haue him about Women. HofleJJe. A did in fome fort (indeed) handle Women: but then hee was rumatique, and talk'd of the Whore of Babylon. 'Boy. Doe you not remember a faw a Flea fticke vpon Bardolphs Nofe, and a faid it was a blacke Soule burning in Hell. Bard. Well, the fuell is gone that maintain'd that fire: that's all the Riches 1 got in his feruice. Nim. Shall wee fhogg? the King will be gone from Southampton. Pifl. Come,let's away. My Loue,giue me thy Lippes : Looke to my Chattels, and my Moueables : Let Sences rule : The world is, Pitch and pay: truft none: for Oathes are Strawes, mens Faiths are Wafer-Cakes, and hold-faft is the onely Dogge : My Ducke, therefore Caueto bee thy Counfailor. Goe , cleare thy Chryftalls. Yoke- fellowes in Armes , let vs to France , like Horfe- leeches The Life of Henry the Fift. leeches my Boyes, to fucke, to fucke, the very blood to fucke. 'Boy. And that's but vnwholefome food, they fay. ft'ift. Touch her foft mouth, and march. Bard. Farwell Hoftefle. Nim. I cannot kifle , that is the humor of it : but adieu. Pift. Let Hufwiferie appeare : keepe clofe , I thee command. Hofte/e. Farwell : adieu. Sxeunt Flourijb. Enter the French King, the Dolphin, the Dukes ofBcrry and 'Britaine. King. Thus comes the Engli/h with full power vpon vs, And more then carefully it vs concernes, To anfwer Royally in our defences. Therefore the Dukes of Berry and of Britaine, Of Brabant and of Orleance, fliall make forth, And you Prince Dolphin, with all fwift difpatch To lyne" and new repayre our Townes of Warre With men of courage, and with meanes defendant: For England his approaches makes as fierce, As Waters to the fucking of a Gulfe. It fits vs then to be as prouident, As feare may teach vs,out of late examples Left by the fatall and negledted Englifti, Vpon our fields. Dolphin. My moft redoubted Father, It is moft meet we arme vs 'gainft the Foe : For Peace it felfe fliould not fo dull a Kingdome, (Though War nor no knowne Quarrel were in queftion) But that Defences, Mufters, Preparations, Should be maintain'd,3flembled,and collected, As were a Warre in expectation. Therefore I fay, 'tis meet we all goe forth, To view the fick and feeble parts of France : And let vs doe it with no fliew of feare, No, with no more, then if we heard that England Were bufied with a Whitfon Morris-dance : For, my good Liege, fliee is fo idly King'd, Her Scepter fo phantaftically borne, By a vaine giddie (hallow humorous Youth, That feare attends her not. Contt. O peace, Prince Dolphin, You are too much miftaken in this King : Qtieftion your Grace the late Embafladors, With what great State he heard their Embafiie, How well fupply'd with Noble Councellors, How modeft in exception ; and withal], How terrible in conftant refolution : And you fliall find, his Vanities fbre-fpent, Were but the out-fide of the Roman Bruttu, Couering Difcretion with a Coat of Folly ; As Gardeners doe with Ordure hide thofe Roots That fliall firft fpring,and be moft delicate. Dolphin. Well,'tis not fo,my Lord High Conftable. But though we thinke it fo,it is no matter: In cafes of defence, 'tis beft to weigh The Enemie more mightie then he feemes, So the proportions of defence are fill'd : Which of a weake and niggardly proiedlion, Doth like a Mifer fpoyle his Coat, with fcanting A little Cloth. King. Thinke we King Harry ftrong : And Princes, looke you ftrongly arme to meet him. The Kindred of him hath beene fleflit vpon vs : And he is bred out of that bloodie ftraine, That haunted vs in our familiar Pathes : Witnefle our too much memorable flume, When Crefly Battell fatally was ftrucke, And all our Princes captiu'd,by the hand | Of that black Nam e, Edward, black Prince of Wales : Whiles that his Mountaine Sire, on Mountaine Handing Vp in the Ayre,crown'd with the Golden Sunne, Saw his Heroicall Seed, and fmil'd to fee him Mangle the Worke of Nature, and deface The Patternes, that by God and by French Fathers Had twentie yeeres been made. This is a Stem Of that Victorious Stock : and let vs feare The Natiue mightinefle and fate of him. Enter a cftfejjenger . <&[eff. Embafiadors from Harry King of England, Doe craue admittance to your Mateftie. King. Weele giue them prefent audience. Goe, and bring them. You fee this Chafe is hotly followed, friends. Dolphin. Turne head, and ftop purfuit:for coward Dogs Moft fpend their mouths,whe what they feem to threaten Runs farre before them. Good my Soueraigne Take vp the Englifli ftiort,and let them know Of what a Monarchic you are the Head : Selfe-loue,my Liege, is not fo vile a fmne, As felfe-negledting. Enter Exeter. King. From our Brother of England ? Exe. From him, and thus he greets your Maieftie: He wills you in the Name of God Almightie, That you deueft your felfe,and lay apart The borrowed Glories, that by gift of Heauen, By Law of Nature, and of Nations, longs To him and to his Heires, namely, the Crowne, And ail wide-ftretched Honors, that pertaine By Cuftome, and the Ordinance of Times, Vnto the Crowne of France : that you may know 'Tis no fmifter, nor no awk-ward Clayme, Pickt from the worme-holes of long-vaniflit dayes, Nor from the duft of old Obliuion rakt, He fends you this moft memorable Lyne, In euery Branch truly demonftratiue ; Willing you ouer-looke this Pedigree : And when you find him euenly deriu'd From his moft fam'd, of famous Anceftors, Edtoard the third ; he bids you then refigne Your Crowne and Kingdome, indiredly held From him, the Natiue and true Challenger. King. Or elfe what followes ? Exe. Bloody conftraint: for if you hide the Crowne Euen in your hearts, there will he rake for it. Therefore in fierce Tempeft is he comming, In Thunder and in Earth-quake, like a loue : That if requiring faile.he will compell. And bids you, in the Bowels of the Lord, Deliuer vp the Crowne, and to take mercie On the poore Soules, for whom this hungry Warre Opens his vaftie Iawes:and on your head Turning the Widdowes Teares, the Orphans Cryes, The dead-mens Blood, the priuy Maidens Groanes, For Husbands, Fathers, and betrothed Louers, That fliall be fwallowed in this Controuerfie. This is his Clayme, his Threatning,and my Meflage : Vnlefle the Dolphin be in prefence here; To whom expreflely 1 bring greeting to. King. For The Life of Henry the Fift. 77 King. For vs, we will confider of this further: To morrow fliall you beare our full intent Back to our Brother of England. Dolfh. For the Dolphin, I ftand here for him: what to him from England ? Exe. Scorne and defiance, Height regard, contempt, And any thing that may not mif-become The mightie Sender, doth he prize you at. Thus (ayes my King: and if your Fathers Highnefle Doe not, in graunt of all demands at large, Sweeten the bitter Mock you fent his Maieftie; Hee'le call you to fo hot an Anfwer of it, That Caues and Wombie Vaultages of France Shall chide your Trefpas, and returne your Mock In fecond Accent of his Ordinance. Dolph. Say: if my Father render faire returne, It is againft my will : for I defire Nothing but Oddes with England. To that end, as matching to his Youth and Vanitie, I did prefent him with the Paris-Balls. Sxe. Hee'le make your Paris Louer lhake for it, Were it the Miftrefie Court of mightie Europe: And be aflur'djyou'le find a difference, As we his Subjects haue in wonder found, Betweene the promife of his greener dayes, And thefe he matters now: now he weighes Time Euen to the vtmoft Graine: that you {hall reade In your owne Lofles,if he ftay in France. King. To morrow fliall you know our mind at full. Flourijb. Exe. Difpatch vs with all fpeed, leaft that our King Come here himfelfe to queftion our delay; For he is footed in this Land already. King. You (halbe foone difpatcht,with faire conditions, A Night is but fmall breathe, and little pawfe, To anfwer matters of this confequence. Exeunt. Secundus. Flourijb. Enter Chorus. Thus with imagin'd wing our iwift Scene flyes, In motion of no lefle celeritie then that of Thought. Suppofe, that you haue feene The well-appointed King at Douer Peer, Embarke his Royaltie: and his braue Fleet, With filken Streamers,the young Phebus fayning; Play with your Fancies: and in them behold, Vpon the Hempen Tackle, Ship-boyes climbing; Heare the fhrill Whiftle, which doth order giue To founds confus'd : behold the threaden Sayles, Borne with th'inuifible and creeping Wind, Draw the huge Bottomes through the furrowed Sea, Brefting the loftie Surge. O,doe but thinke You ftand vpon the Riuage,and behold A Citie on th'inconftant Billowes dauncing: For fo appeares this Fleet Maiefticall, Holding due courfe to Harflew. Follow, follow: Grapple your minds to fternage of this Nauie, And leaue your England as dead Mid-night, ftill, Guarded with Grandfires, Babyes,and old Women, Eyther paft, or not arriu'd to pyth and puiffance : For who is he,whofe Chin is but enricht With one appearing Hayre, that will not follow Thefe cull'd and choyfe-drawne Caualiers to France? Worke,worke your Thoughts, and therein fee a Siege : Behold the Ordenance on their Carriages, With fatall mouthes gaping on girded Harflew. Suppofe th'Embaflador from the French comes back : Tells Harry,T:hat the King doth offer him Katherine his Daughter, and with her to Dowrie, Some petty and vnprofitable Dukedomes. The offer likes not : and the nimble Gunner With Lynftock now the diuelliih Cannon touches, Alarum, and Chambers goe off. And downe goes all before them. Still be kind, And eech out our performance with your mind. Exit. Enter the King, Exeter, Bedford, and Gloucejler. Alarum : Scaling Ladders at Harflew, King. Once more vnto the Breach, Deare friends, once more ; Or clofe the Wall vp with our Englifh dead : In Peace, there's nothing fo becomes a man, As modeft ftillneffe,and humilitie : But when the blaft of Warre blowes in our eares, Then imitate the action of the Tyger: Stiffen the finewes, commune vp the blood, Difguife faire Nature with hard-fauour'd Rage : .Then lend the Eye a terrible afpecl: : Let it pry through the portage of the Head, Like the Brafle Cannon : let the Brow o'rewhelme it, As fearefully,as doth a galled Rocke O're-hang and iutty his confounded Bafe, Swill'd with the wild and waftfull Ocean. Now fet the Teeth, and ftretch the Nofthrill wide, Hold hard the Breath, and bend vp euery Spirit To his full height. On, on, you Noblifh English, Whofe blood is fet from Fathers of Warre-proofe - Fathers, that like fo many Alexanders, Haue in thefe parts from Morne till Euen fought, And flieath'd their Swords, for lack of argument. Di/honour not your Mothers : now atteft, That thofe whom you call'd Fathers, did beget you. Be Coppy now to me of grofler blood, And teach them how to Warre. And you good Yeomen, Whofe Lyms were made in England ; fhew vs here The mettell of your Pafture : let vs fweare, That you are worth your breeding: which I doubt not: For there is none of you fo meane and bafe, That hath not Noble lufter in your eyes. I fee you ftand like Grey-hounds in the (lips, Straying vpon the Start. The Game's afoot : Follow your Spirit ; and vpon this Charge, Cry,God for Harry, England, and S. George. Alarum, and Chambers goe off. Enter Nim, Bardolfh, Piftoll,and Boy. 'Bard. On, on, on, on, on, to the breach, to the breach. Nim. 'Pray thee Corporall ftay, the Knocks are too hot : and for mine owne part, I haue not a Cafe of Liues: the humor of it is too hot, that is the very plaine-Song of it. fiji. The plaine-Song is moft iuft : for humors doe a- bound : Knocks goe and come : Gods Vaflals drop and dye : and Sword and Shield, in bloody Field, doth winne immortall fame. 'Boy. Would I were in an Ale-houfe in London , I would giue all my fame for a Pot of Ale, and fafetie. Tifl.And The Life of Henry the Fift. Fiji. And I : If wiflies would preuayle with me, my purpofe fhould not fayle with me 5 but thither would I high. 'Boy. As duly, but not as truly, as Bird doth fing on bough. Enter Fluellen. Flu. Vp to the breach , you Dogges ; auaunt you Cullions. Pift. Be mercifull great Duke to men of Mould : a- bate thy Rage, abate thy manly Rage ; abate thy Rage, great Duke. Good Bawcock bate thy Rage: vfe lenitie fweet Chuck. Nim. Thefe be good humors : your Honor wins bad humors. Exit. 'Boy. As young as I am , I haue obferu'd thefe three Swafhers : I am Boy to them all three, but all they three, though they would feme me, could not be Man to me ; for indeed three fuch Antiques doe not amount to a man: for 'Bardolpb, hee is white-liuer'd, and red-fac'd ; by the meanes whereof,a faces it out, but fights not: for Pi/toll, hee hath a killing Tongue, and a quiet Sword ; by the meanes whereof, a breakes Words , and keepes whole Weapons : for Nim, hee hath heard , that men of few Words are the beft men, and therefore hee fcornes to fay his Prayers, left a fhould be thought a Coward : but his few bad Words are matcht with as few good Deeds; for a neuer broke any mans Head but his owne, and that was againft a Poft,when he was drunke. They will fteale any thing, and call it Purchafe. 'Bardolph ftole a Lute-cafe, bore it twelue Leagues, and fold it for three halfepence. Nim and Bardolpb are fworne Brothers in filching : and in Callice they ftole a fire-fliouell. I knew by that peece of Seruice , the men would carry Coales. They would haue me as familiar with mens Pockets, as their Gloues or their Hand-kerchers : which makes much againft my Manhood, if I fhould take from anothers Pocket, to put into mine ; for it is plaine pocketting vp of Wrongs. I muft leaue them, and feeke fome better Seruice : their Villany goes againft my weake ftomacke, and therefore I muft caft it vp. Exit. Enter Goner. Cover. Captaine Fluellen ,you muft come prefently to the Mynes; the Duke of Gloucefter would fpeake with you. Flu. To the Mynes ? Tell you the Duke, it is not fo good to come to the Mynes : for looke you, the Mynes is not according to the difciplines of the Warre;the con- cauities of it is not fufficient : for looke you, th'athuer- farie,you may difcufle vnto the Duke, looke you, is digt himfelfe foure yard vnder the Countermines : by Chejbu, I thinke a will plowe vp all, if there is not better directi- ons. Goner. The Duke of Gloucefter, to whom the Order of the Siege is giuen, is altogether directed by an Irifh man, a very valiant Gentleman yfaith. Welch. It is Captaine Matynorrice, is it not ? Goner. I thinke it be. Welch. By Cbejhu he is an AfTe, as in the World, I will verifie as much in his Beard : he ha's no more directions in the true difciplines of the Warres, looke you, of the Roman difciplines, then is a Puppy-dog. Enter Makmorr\ce,and Captaine lamy. Gcner. Here a comes,and the Scots Captaine, Captaine lamy, with him. Welch. Captaine lamy is a maruellous falorous Gen- tleman, that is certain, and of great expedition and know- ledge in th'aunchiant Warres, vpon my particular know- ledge of his directions : by Cbejhu he will maintaine his Argument as well as any Militarie man in the World, in the difciplines of the Priftine Warres of the Romans. Scot. I fay gudday, Captaine Fluellen. Welch. Godden to your Worfhip , good Captaine lames. Goner. How now Captaine Mactynorrke , haue you quit the Mynes f haue the Pioners giuen o're Irijh. By Chrifh Law tifh ill done : the Worke ifh giue ouer, the Trompet found the Retreat. By my Hand I fweare, and my fathers Soule, the Worke ifh ill done : it ifh giue ouer : I would haue blowed vp the Towne, fo Chrifh faue me law, in an houre. O tifh ill done, tifh ill done: by my Hand tifh ill done. Welch. Captaine Mackmornce, I befeech you now, will you voutfafe me, looke you, a few difputations with you, as partly touching or concerning the difciplines of the Warre, the Roman Warres, in the way of Argument, looke you, and friendly communication: partly to fatisfie my Opinion, and partly for the fatisfadtion, looke you, of my Mind : as touching the direction of the Militarie dif- cipline, that is the Point. Scot. It fall be vary gud,gud feith,gud Captens bath, and I fall quit you with gud leue, as I may pick occafion : that fall I mary. Infh. It is no time to difcourfe, fo Chrifh faue me : the day is hot, and the Weather, and the Warres, and the King, and the Dukes : it is no time to difcourfe, the Town is befeech'd : and the Trumpet call vs to the breech, and we talke, and be Chrifh do nothing, tis fhame for vs all : fo God fa'me tis fhame to ftand ftill, it is fhame by my hand : and there is Throats to be cut, and Workes to be done, and there ifh nothing done, fo Chrift fa'me law. Sect. By the Mes, ere theife eyes of mine take them- felues to flomber, ayle de gud feruice, or He ligge i'th' grund for it ; ay, or goe to death : and He pay't as valo- roufly as I may, that fal I fuerly do, that is the breff and the long : mary, I wad full faine heard fome queftion tween you tway. Welch. Captaine cMactynorrice, I thinke, looke you, vnder your correction , there is not many of your Na- tion. Irijh. Of my Nation ? What ifh my Nation ? Ifh a Villaine, and a Bafterd, and a Knaue, and a Rafcall. What ifh my Nation ? Who talkes of my Nation? Welch. Looke you, if you take the matter otherwife then is meant, Captaine <&faefy*orritt , peraduenture I fhall thinke you doe not vfe me with that affabi]irie,as in difcretion you ought to vfe me,looke you, being as good a man as your felfe, both in the difciplines of Warre, and in the deriuation of my Birth , and in other particula- rities. Irijh. I doe not know you fo good a man as my felfe : fo Chrifh faue me, I will cut off your Head. Goner. Gentlemen both, you will miftake each other. Scot. A, that's a foule fault. A Parley. Goner. The Towne founds a Parley. Welch. Captaine <&fackmorrice, when there is more better oportunitie to be required, looke you, I will be fo bold as to tell you, I know the difciplines of Warre : and there is an end. Exit. Enter the King and all hu Traine before the Gates. King. How yet refolues the Gouernour of the Towne? This is the lateft Parle we will admit : There- The Life of Henry the Fift. 79 Therefore to our beft mercy glue your felues, Or like to men prowd of defhudtion, Defie vs to our worft : for as I am a Souldier, A Name that in my thoughts becomes me beft j If I begin the batt'rie once againe, I will not leaue the halfe-atchieued Harflew, Till in her aflies flie lye buryed. The Gates of Mercy fliall be all fhut vp, And the flefli'd Souldier, rough and hard of heart, In libertie of bloody hand,fhall raunge With Confcience wide as Hell, mowing like Grafle Your frefh faire Virgins,and your flowring Infants. What is it then to me, if impious Warre, Arrayed in flames like to the Prince of Fiends, Doe with his fmyrcht complexion all fell feats, Enlynckt to waft and defolation ? What is't to me, when you your felues are caufe, If your pure Maydens fall into the hand Of hot and forcing Violation ? What Reyne can hold licentious Wickednefle, When downe the Hill he holds his fierce Carriere ? We may as bootlefle fpend our vaine Command Vpon th'enraged Souldiers in their fpoyle, As fend Precepts to the Leuiatban,to come afhore. Therefore, you men of Harflew, Take pitty of your Towne and of your People, Whiles yet my Souldiers are in my Command, Whiles yet the coole and temperate Wind of Grace O're-blowes the filthy and contagious Clouds Of headly Murther,Spoyle,and Villany. If not : why in a moment looke to fee The blind and bloody Souldier, with foule hand Defire the Locks of your fhrill-fliriking Daughters: Your Fathers taken by the filuer Beards, And their moft reuerend Heads daflit to the Walls : Your naked Infants fpitted vpon Pykes, Whiles the mad Mothers, with their howles confus'd, Doe breake the Clouds; as did the Wiues of lewry, At Herods bloody-hunting flaughter-men. What fay you ? Will you yeeld,and this auoyd? Or guiltie in defence, be thus deftroy'd. Enter Gouernour. Gouer. Our expectation hath this day an end : The Dolphin, whom of Succours we entreated, Returnes vs, that his Powers are yet not ready, To rayfe fo great a Siege : Therefore great King, We yeeld our Towne and Liues to thy foft Mercy : Enter our Gates, difpofe of vs and ours, For we no longer are defenfible. King. Open your Gates: Come Vnckle Exeter, Goe you and enter Harflew ; there remaine, And fortifie it ftrongly 'gainft the French : Vfe mercy to them all for vs,deare Vnckle. The Winter comming on, and Sicknefle growing Vpon our Souldiers, we will retyre to Calis. To night in Harflew will we be your Gueft, To morrow for the March are we addreft. Flourijh, and enter the Towne. Enter Katberine and an old Gentlewoman. Katbe. Alice, tu as e/le en Angleterre, & tu bien parlas le Language. Alice. En peu Madame. Katb. le te frie m'enjignie-z, il faut que ie apprend a par- len : Comient appelle -VOM le main en Anglais f Alice. Le main il & appelle de Hand. Katb. *De Hand, Alice. E le doyts. Kat . Le doyts, mafoy Ie oublie, e doyt mays, ie me fouemeray Ie doyts ie penje quils ont appelle dejingres, ou de Jingres. Alice. Le main de Hand,le doyts le Fingres, ie penje que ie Juit le ban efcbolier. Katb. Pay gaynie diux mots a" Anglou -viftement, coment appelle -vous le t/ngltf ? Alice. Le angles, les appellons de Nayles. Katb. De Nayles ejcoute : dites moy, Ji ie parle bien : de Hand,de Fingres, e de Nayles. Alice. C'eft bien diEi Madame, il & fort bon Anglou. Katb. Dites moy /' Anglou pour le bras. Alice. De Arme, Madame. Katb. E de coudee. Alice. D'EIbow. Katb. D' Elbow : Ie men fay le repiticio de touts let mots que -VOM ma-ves,apprins des a prejent. Alice. II & trap difficile Madame, comme Ie penje. Katb. Excufe moy tAlice ejcoute, d'Hand, de Fingre, de Nayles, d"Arma, de *Bilbow. Alice. D'Blbow, Madame. Katb. Seigneur Dieu, ie men oublie d* Elbow, coment ap- pelle -voiu le col. Alice. De Nic^ , Madame. Katb. De Nicl^ , e le menton. Alice. De Chin. Katb. De Sin : le col de Nicl^ , le menton de Sin. Alice. Ouy. Sauf -voftre bonneur en 'verite -voui pronoun- cies les mots auji droif}, que le Natifs a" Angleterre. Katb. Ie ne doute point d"apprendre par de grace de Dieu, & en peu de temps. Alice. N'aue