^^^^Mmm^^^^m^^mm V/y /f^\^/y//.^rrr/^ ^/fe T^y u > ^21^. i V ^?63 /&i/i J POEMS AND SONGS, ow VARIOUS OCCASIONS: BT GEORGE BRUCE, SINE ME, LIBER ! IBIS IN URBEM. EDINBURGH: PRINTED FOR THE AUTHOR, BY OLIVER 8c BOYD. 1811, TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE CHARLES HOPE, Lord justice clerk^ THE FOLLOWING TRIFLES ARE HOST RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED, AS A MARK OF ESTEEMj BY His Lordship's most obedient, ^ And very humble Servant, GEORGE BRUCE. •. Mi^ ■■ , Jf-iF)0: JJiXtl ilAJ^tU^hJ Ul i^i. JL TO THE PUBLIC. In appearing thus before the Worlds I possess feelings beyond what I can express. The Pieces^ now submitted to the Public^ are the Effusions of Fancy ^ while nothing more interest- ing demanded my attention, and woidd probably never have met the eye of the Public, had it not been by desire of some Friends, to whose perusal they were occasionally submitted. Shotdd they meet with a favourable receptio7i, it will gratify me much ; but, as there is a possi- bility they may not, I shall ever, at least, have this consolation, that my pen has fiot been industrious in disturbing the Peace, or corrupting the Mof^als, of Society. 7^2043 CONTENTS. Page The Battle of Bannockburn,...et « • 9 OnGuidAle, 31 Death of Edward, 0.....36 The Stranger, 38 The Wish, 40 Queen Mary's Escape from Lochleven Castle,... • 42 Epistle to a Son, on his going to Sea...... .^ 48 Death of Albert, written after the Battle of Corunna,,. 53 The Maniac, 66 An Acrostic on Miss Madeline Blair of Blair, ....59 On Misfortune, • 61 The Showman, 64 To Sleep,..,. 68 Imitation of an Old Ballad, 71 Epistle to Mr Corn-Factor, ,...76 Winter Storm, „ 78 CONTENTS. Page Song, Banks o' the Clyde, 85 The Storm, a Dirge, 86 Peace; or Jamie and Mary, .87 OnGkiid Scots Whisky, , 91 On Friendship, •»..... 97 Extemporary Lines.......... 100 Additional Lines to the Woodman, 101 Lines to the Memory of Robert Burns,....., 102 Lines on a Thunder Storm, ........104 Leith Races, 9th August, 1806, 105 Extemporary Lines, 116 Lines on the Death of a Friend, 117 The Slave,.... , 118 On Miss Devime, ...120 Epistle to Mr David Tough, 121 The Disappointed Philanthropist, 1 24 Lines on a Free and Easy Club, 127 To Miss Madeline Blair of Blair, 129 On Tobacco, , 130 The Dead Soldier, ..136 Lines on seeing Mr Raeburn^s Pictures, 138 The Knights of S A , 140 CONTENTS. Pttse On the Death of the Rev. Mr Struthers, 150 Epistle to MrE — .- P ,kc .,.• ,,« 153 SONGS. The Battle of Trafalgar,., 156 On the threatened Invasion...... 15S Winsome^Willie, .«...« .....160 Address to the Loyal Volunteers of North Britain, 162 The Rake's Progress, *.,.,165 The Braes o' Yarrow, ,,...167 The Pawn-Broker, , 170 Willie and Maggie,..,. ..,,173 Indian War Song, , ,, 174 Indian Warrior's Death Song, 176 Nancy's gone,... • .•.,177 Dull and Weary goes the Night,, •„• ,,,,.178 The Humbug, 178 The Dwe-bughts Marion, .........m ...180 Adventures of the Shilling, , ,.„J82 To the Memory of Burns, „.„ ,.mm,«4S4 CONTENTS. Page The Beggar,....: ; ; 186 Willie and Jessie, ; .; 187 Lovely Jean,..: 188 Far away. Laddie,. .....190 TheClia^ 192 The Banks of the Annan, • 194 The Winter Night, 195 Edwin and Flora, a Ballad, j..... 197 On the M — s of H y,.... .....200 Invocation to Peace;,.i. MM*t .*.•«#**. * v^02 I LIST OF SUBSCRIBEBS. A COPIES. Mrs General Anstruther, - - - 1 Mr Francis Allan, junior, . - - 3 Mrs Alexander, , - - - 1 Mr William Auchie, - . - 1 Mr Thomas Austen, - - - - 1 B Lady Hunter Blair, - - - - 2 Sir David Hunter Blair, Bart. - - 2 Sir David Baird, Bart. K. B. - - - 2 Mrs Blair of Blair, - - - 1 Miss Madeline Blair, - - - - 1 James Hunter Blair, Esq. - - - - 2 Forbes Hunter Blair, Esq. - - - 2 Mr Hunter Blair, - - - - 1 Miss Jemijna Blair, - - - - 1 Mrs Birch, - - - - - - 1 Miss Birch, - - - - - 1 Mrs General Baillie, . - - l Mrs Balfour, Charlotte Square, - - 1 Miss Balfour, ditto, 1 Mr John Bell, 2 Archibald Bell, Esq. Mr John Bell, land-surveyor, Mr Walter Bell, Kinross, . - - - 3V COPIES Miss Brown, - - . - A. Brodie, Esq. - - - - - Mr Butler, Mr William Braidwood, - - - Mr AVilliam Bruce, Miss Burnet, - - ^ - Mr David Buchan, ... Mr John Bodan, merchant, Mr Archibald Burn, - - . - Mr Peter Brown, merchant, - w • C The Right Honourable Lord Craig, - . g Mr Campbell of Barcaldine, _ . 4 Mrs Campbell of ditto, - - - 1 John Campbell, Esq. Queen Street, - ^ Mrs John Campbell, ditto, - - - 9 Miss Arabella Campbell, - . - Miss Christian Campbell, - . , Miss Jane Campbell, - - _ Miss Cecilia Campbell, Heriot Row, Miss Marj Campbell, ditto, Mrs General Campbell, - - Mrs Campbell of Balevolan, Mr John Campbell, - - Mr Alex. Campbell, Danish Agency Office, 'Leith, John A. Campbell, Esq. - - . P. Campbell, Esq. of Ahalader, - - W. C. Campbell, Esq. Mr Thomas Craig, Glasgow, - - - Mrs Clarkson, - _ « . Mrs Crease, Gilmour Street, Mr John Christie, writer, - - - COPIES. Mr John Christie, junior, writer, - - - 1 Mr D. Cameron, writer, - - - 1 Mr William Carmichael, - - - 1 Mr James Grant Carmichael, . - - 1 Mr Thomas Clerk, - - - - 1 Mr Alexander Clerk, - - - - 1 Mr S. Cochran, Paisley, - . - 1 Miss Caitcheon, ... - 1 D Right Honourable Robert Dundas, Lord Chief Baron, 2 Mrs Dundas, . - - - 1 Miss Dundas, _ - - - 1 Colonel Duff, . . > - 2 Wharton Duff, Esq. - . - - 2 Miss Dale, - - - - ^ Miss Mary Dale, . - - - 1 Miss Margaret Dale, . _ - 1 Miss Julia Dale, - ... 1 Miss Dunn, Dublin Street, - - I Miss — — — Dunn, ditto, - - - I Mr Dymock, Glasgow, - - - 1 Mr John Dick, London, . - -12 Mr P. Middleton Darliqg, - I Mr John Dewar, musician, - - f Mr David Dickson, painter, > - I Mr Dempster, - - - - 1 Mr James Duncan, Glasgow, - - 1 Mr Andiew Duncan, ditto, - - - 1 Mr Richard Duncan, ditto, - - ! Mr Douglas, miniature-painter, - - 1 Mr Douglas, - - - - .1 Mr Ersjcine of Mar, Miss Er§kine of ditto, Mr Elder, VI E COPIES. F Mr Fletcher, advocate, - - . Mr Fletcher, - - , , . Mr Archibald Fletcher, Miss Charlotte Fordyce, - - - Mr John Finlayson, writer, - - - Mr Samuel Forsyth, - - - Mr Andrew Fowler, Prestonpans, - r Mr Thomas Eraser, musician, Mr John Eraser, - - • , , Mr R. Eraser, jeweller, . . . Mr John Fraser, Mr Thomas Fraser, Prestonpans, G Mr Robert Gordon, Prestonpans, Mr John Gordon, Edinburgh, Miss Gardner, Hope Park End, Mr Grieve, merchant, - , . Mr John Gibson, - ^ - Mr David Gr^nt, - ^ • - MrG Mr Archibald Gray, - - - Mr James Gray, Mr Gilfillan, - r ^ - H The Rt. Hon. Charles Hope, Lord Justice Clerk, IQ John Hay, Esq. - - - - 2 Miss Hunter, , . - - 1 Miss Herrpn, Mr James Harper, Mrs Horseburgh, Mr John Henning, Mr Haliburton, Glasgow, Mr Heslington, Mr David Hunter, musician, Thomas Hutchison, iSsq. Mr James Horn, Mr James Hog, Mr William Hill, Mr William Haldane, Mr John Hume, Mr Heatlie, COPIES. Mrs Innes, Arniston Place, Alexander Innes, Esq. Miss Helen Inglis, Mr JefFery, Mrs Joseph Johnstoil, Mrs Jamieson, Mr William Jamieson, Mrs Kerr, Mr Kenny, K Miss Laurie, George Lyon, Esq. Mr Lothian, seal-engraver, Mr James Letham, Glasgow^ Vlll uff«5ro'T^ COPIES. Mr Daniel Livingston, Edinburgh, - 1 Mr James Low, Prestonpans, - 1 Mr John Low, Edinburgh, 1 M The Right Honourable Viscount Lord Melville, 2 The Right Honourable the Viscountess of Melville > 1 The Right Honourable Lord M'Donald, - 4 U. G. McDonald, Esq. - 1 Mrs Mure, - - - 2 MrsM'Vicar, - - 1 Mrs Bushby Maitland, - 1 James Moncrieff, Esq. advocate. - 2 henry Moncrieff, Esq. W. S. - 2 Mr Marchbanks of Marchbanks, - 1 Thomas Monro, Esq. - 1 Robert Scott Moncrieff, Esq. - I Mrs Ewen M'Lae, Glasgow, - - 2 Miss Michie, - 1 Miss M'Knight, - 1 Miss M'Laughlan, il 1 f i f Mr Roderick Morison, Inverness, Mrs Meldrum, - Mr Martin, - - Mr James Mitchell, - - - Mr Robert Mitchell, '' - Lieutenant Murray, 91st Regiment, - Mr David Murray, Leith, - Mr Hugh Murray, • Mr Alexander M^Kenzie, ^ - Mr William M'Kenzie, - Mr John M'Farlane, - ,.>J •iit Mr James Moffat, solicitor, h^mMt ^^ Mr Francis Montgomery, solicitor, T 1 IX COPIES. Mr John Mason, writer, - Mr George Manson, . - - Mr John M'Intosh, Glasgow, - -- " Mrs Mowat, Eider Street, - ' ^ ^^^^'^ ''^ Miss M'Callum, - - - Mrs Moifat, - - - - Mr John M'Vey, Glasgow, - Mr John Mathieson, ditto, Mr James M'Kenzie, ditto, Mr Dougall M'Dougall, ditto, Mr Morison, - - - Mr Michael Morison, . - - Mr M'Candlish, N Mrs Captain Neilson, Leith, Mr Archibald Newbigging, Glasgow, Mr David Niven, ditto, Mr William Napier, - - Mr Alexander Napier, - - - O Mr Owen, Braxfield, . - - Mrs Owen, _ - * Mr James O'Donnel, jeweller, P Mrs Paul, * - - 4 Mr Ebenezer Picken, - - 3 Mr John Park, - - - 1 Mrs Paterson, - - - 1- Mr James Paterson, Glasgow, - - 1 R Mrs Paterson Rollo, - - - 1 Mr Rollo, W. S. - - - 1 % ;«SfVIOt> Ml* Rase, Mr Robertson, Mr G. L Rae, Mr David Rule, ^ Mr Francis Rosignoli, Mr John Reid, Mr Robertson, Mr Andrew Ross^ COPIES. ^H Mrs Skeen, Miss Helen Stiriing, Mr John Steel, Glasgow, Mr George Smith, ditto, Mr Thomas Smith, merchant, Mr James Smith, Mr William Smith, - Mr Shannon, Miss Stein, Queen Street, Mr Stuart, Mr Robert Stevenson, engineer, Mr John Slater, sculptor, Mr Alexander Spence, jeweller, ' Mr James Sinclair, Mr John Swanston, Glasgow, Mr George Swanston, ditto, Mr William Stenhouse, accountant, Mr John Scott, Glasgow, Mr Simpson, musician, Mr Thomas Smellie, engraver, Mr Thomas Swan, Prestonpans, Mr Martin Steel, Mr Robert Spiers, Mr James William Scott, - '&% rlf XI Mr Smith, Glasgov/^ Mr James Scott, Mr Scott, engraver, T Mr John Thomson, professor of music, Mr David Tough, painter, Mr T. Thomas, Mr Patrick Thomson, Lei^h, Mr Charles Tajlor, Mrs James Thomson, Mr Archibald Thomson, Mr -> Thomson, Mr John Thomson, ' .- Mr James Thomson^ ^ Mr Thomson, Mr George Turner, W Miss Stuart Wortlej, Mr Wood, Queen Street, Mr A. Wood, Queen Street, Mr Archibald Watson, Mr William W^atters, Mr William Whigham, Miss Margaretta Wedderburn, Alexander Wright, GJ^sgow, Mr James Watson, Mr Wilson, COPIKS. Mrs Dr Yule, Miss Yates, POEMS IN THE SCOTTISH DIALECT. tHE BATTLE OF BANNOCKBURN*. Hail, Scotia's Genius ! now inspire The Bard wi' thy ethereal fire. To strike the lyre in Bruce's praise, Wha Scotia's fame sae high did raise ; Made Nations see that Scots, when true, Nae Tyrant ever can subdue ; Made England's Fair long time to mourn The bluidy deeds o' Bannockburn, An* her proud sons long timid fly. When Scottish banners met their eye ; * The historical facts of this piece are taken from Abetcroifihic'§ History of Scotland, 10 Peveng'd the death o' Wallace brave ; An' Liberty his Country gave. The Scottish Host near Stirling lay. When langest is the Simmer's day ; When birds sang sweet, an' fiow'rcts bloomfd^ An' hawthorn white the breeze perfum'd. By Bannockburn's sweet wimpling streams. The Hero bauld refulgent beams ; Array'd in coat o' burnish'd steel, Marsh'ling his troops, a* heart as leal As ever gr^< 'd a Scottish field. Rather resolv'd to die than yield ; The Highland Chieftain here was seen. In bonnet blue, an' tartan sheen ; Wi' targe an' sword, baith braid an' straight. Active an'^bauld in bluidy fight ; He led a hardy race^ an' leal As ever drew the pointed steel. The Bord'rer brave was also here; Wi' lengthen'd bow, an' pond'rous spear ; In warfare bred, an' deeds o' strife, O^ plunder fonder than o' life ; An ell the arrow which he drew. His deadly shafts unerring flew. 11 The Men o' Kyle, a sturdy race. Ambitious still o' Honour's place. Ne'er kend to flinch in Freedom's cause. Proud o' their Liberty an' Laws ; Wha mony a time, 'gainst Tyrants rude, Had freely for them spilt their bluid. The Loudon Lads, a loyal band. As ever drew the polish'd brand ; In battle brave, but gen'rous, soon As faes overcome sought Mercy's boon. Here, too, the Northern Chief was seen, O' manly form, an' fearless mien. Leading a bauld undaunted race. In war ilk danger bred to face ; An' frae the Isles came Heroes brave Their bluid to shed, their Ring to save. Near to the center proudly shone ^ The royal banner, fix't in stone ; 'Neath which the large pavilion spread, Whar sat the Bruce an* Royal Ned ; A braver pair ne'er drew the brand. Nor better e'er deserv'd command. Their loyal Chiefs were plac'd around. An' plenty here the banquet crown'd : 2 12 But temperance was the Bruce's rule^ Lang bred in adverse Fortune's school^ Here converse sw^eet the time beguiles^ An' sooths the pain o* warfare's toils. Stirling to yield was Moubraj laith^ But to the Bruce had pledg'd his faith^ That, if relief did not appear. His now desponding troops to cheer. Before Midsiramer's langest day The fortress gallant Bruce shou'd hae Deliver'd up to his command. The strongest now in Scottish land. This news in England Edward hears^ Then sumraon'd fast his warlike Peers At York to meet, by Whitsuntide, Syne north to Scotland bauldly ride. An' ilk rebellious traitor slay, Wha wadna own his royal sway ; To bind her hardy sons in chains. Then gie his troops their fertile plains. Brabant an' Flanders forth did pour Their desp'rate bands, in evil hour. 13 The Irish Kerns were summon'd too, The Welch, an* Dutch, a motley crew ; An* naething cou*d auld Scotia save But Heav'n, wha seldom leaves the Brave, In whom her King did firmly trust. Knowing his cause was guid an' just. The Scottish King, to mak' secure. An* ward against the evil hour, O' Edward's cavalry aware. Had pitch'd his camp wi* muckle care ; An' hearing preparation great Was made by England's powerfu* state, Wi' caution he his ground had ta'en, Flank*d by morass, in narrow plain. As stratagem's allow'd in war. Great Edward's plans an' schemes to mar. Large pits he dug in his left front, Whar he luikt for the battle's brunt ; In which he drove large stakes of oak. An' iron pikes ; then a' to cloak, Wi' brushwoodc over'd each again, O'erspread wi' turf like neighbouring plain. An' to mak' fortune sure, I ween. Thick scattered caltrops o'er the green; 14 This having done, wi' wise Ibrecast, He waited now the coming blast. Th' approaching day the English saW;, When Stirling's towers to Bruce must fa' ; Nae iook'd for succour does appear. Exhausted is their goodly cheer. Ha'f starv'd, an' pent the wa''s within. Like spectres look'd they, pale and thin, Frae ramparts, wi* a wishfu' gaze. To the Scots camp whar ingles blaze. An' roast an' boil'd are plenty seen, A waefu' sight to hunger keen. Moubray had hop'd ilk hour wad bring The army o' proud England's King ; But, baulk'd these hopes, does now prepare The castle to restore ance mair ^ To its ain lawfu', fearless King, Whase martial deeds sac loud did ring. The setting sun, wi' gowden ray. Ilium *d auld Stirling's turrets grey ; The anxious guard, wi' watchfu' eye, View'd opposite the azure sky ; 15 'Neath which, on purple land, appears The glancing beam o' distant spears ; Then quick the gladdening news they spread ; Their joyfu* comrades, wi' hearts glad. Haste to the walls, whar thick they crowd. An' rend the air wi' shouting loud. The Scottish camp the cause soon know. An* fearless view the coming foe. Squadrons an' columns onward bear. An' banners numberless appear ; While countless spears now gleam afar. In a' the horrid pomp o' war, Wi' ither instruments o' death. To wreck on Scotia dreadfu' skaith ; Yet, undismayed, the Bruce appears. An' thus his band o' brothers cheers. ^^ Caledonian heroes bold^ England's mighty Hosts behold ! Now the Tyrant's chains ye view. Is there ane can be untrue ? If that ane afraid there be. Die he shall not here wi' me. Conduct safe he quick shall have, Nane shall fa' here but the Brave- 1^ For our Wives an' Children deai*^ Now we lift the pointed spear ; For our Liberty an' Law, Now the stubborn yew we draw ; For yer Country, an' yer King, Now the sword an' buckler ring- Quick retire ilk coward knave. Rest he shall not wi' the Brave. See that power^ wha now retains Scotland's Queen in cruel chains. An' yer charming Princess fair; Think then what my feelings are ! Fathers ! Husbands ! well ye know. What has been my share o' woe ; But their freedom shall I have> Or, to-morrow, find a grave. *' Brothers ! iii ilk eye I see^ Confidence o' Victory ; In ilk glowing cheek I view^ Loyal courage, bauld an' true. Ere to-morrow's setting sun. Glorious deeds shall here be. done* Sv^eet, an' safti the warrior s grave, Wha'd no rest, then, wi' the Brave." V ^^' t^^ . -^^ - /. < /^ /:i>l J^y ^ y/i^u c^ / ^ O .' 7 f/- 'iiy,. /'^ -*^ as the dawn to the rose, E Ye the beam of the Morning has drank up the dew. Love looks in the glance of thy soft-speaking eye ; In thy form, sweetest Maid ! all the graces combine ; No charm, that e'er taught a fond lover to sigh. E'er play'd in a smile so bewitching as thine. Be the blessings thou giv*st to thy heart still repaid ; Long, long may kind Heav'n those blessings maintain 2 60 And long mav those features in smiles be array'd. In distress that can smooth the hard pillow of pain. Relume dark Despair, and bid Hope smile again. O ne'er may a pang that kind heart e*er receive. For painy or distress, which it cannot relieve. Bom to beauty, and riches, may thy charming form Long be blest by the blessings of Merit distrest ; And, e'er as the bark of Mishap feels the storrh. In the cloud let thy voice hush the tempest to rest. Relieve all his pain, and, in blessing, be blest. 61 ON MISFORTUNE. Endure the hardships of your present state : Live, and reserve yourself for better fate. — Drydeh; Misfortune's the lot of all mankind below. Some period, or other, we all have our woe ; Why should I expect, then, exception to find From what is, and will be, the fate of Mankind ? All ages, all nations, have found it is so ; Then, under the rod, let me patiently bow. What numbers of persons in every degree. Appear to my fancy more happy then me ! But then, if again I look round, soon I find Far more to whom Fortune has not been so kind. How many appear as if happy they were. That inward are pining with sorrow and care I How often we meet with a sweet smiling face. Whose bosom is rending with pain or disgrace I And many, who dk»h, now, in Fashion's gay round,^ Will soon in oblivion feel Folly's keen wound. 62 That Youth, who now lolls in his curricle gay^ And shines as the finest^ at ball^ or at play ; Yet, soon in a prison his life he may end^ And curse the proud imp, whom he once calFd a friend. Ah ! see that frail fair one, with splendid attire. The favourite, now, whom all love and admire ; But her changeable lover will soon her disown ; Then, poor helpless creature ! she's left on the town ; Forc'd all humours to please, then^ tho' ever so base. Disease in a garret at last ends her days. The effect, too, of war — oh ! most horrible trade ! To see such brave fellows soon low by it laid ; The pride of their country, who could it defend. Sent to foreign campaigning, to die for no end. Yes ! thousands I see here, around me each hour, Forc'd much harder fortune then me to endure ; But no satisfaction this gives to my heart, Tho' others, beset by Misfortune, may smart No ! so many unhappy around me to sec. Serves only to double my own misery. But, as we all know this a world of pain. The more we endure here, the more is our gain ; 63 Then patient, let's wait, till life's curtain shall fall. Then, death ! we will cheerfully follow thy call. Still in the sweet hope of that world above. Where reigns the great Father of Mercy and Love. «^ 64 THE SHOWMAN, Trudging slow for many a mile, I lug my little box along ; The tedious hours all to beguile, I chaunt some fav'rite country song. But when arriv^d^ at wake or fair, I place myself in some snug birth ; And cry, '' Come view my show so rare ; " Come see the wonders of the earth." First, here you see great London town. The three fine bridges o'er the Thames; The ships and boats pass up and down ; Streets fiU'd with beaux, and lovely dames. You see Saint Paul's majestic stand ; Westminster to the left you spy ; Where Authors poor, and Monarchs grand. On level now^ in silence lie. 65 The sea-beachj next, you have in view : See the brave soldiers on the Strand : To sweethearts kind a last adieu They wave^ and, sighing, leave the land. Great Amsterdam you next behold : Merchants, and Sailors^ crowd each place ; All in pursuit of powerful gold ; Bustle, and Trade, in every face. Forward a mile, see ancient Rome : Here Priests and Prostitutes abound ; Processions, shows, steeples, and tombs. Appear in all the country round. Now, turn your eyes where Negroes throng,^ Where Western India's oceans dash. Dragging their chains, they crawl along, Flogg'd on by cruel Driver's lash. A battle next, see smoke and tire ; The dead and wounded mingled lie : See brave Sir Ralph his troops inspire ; From rank to rank behold him fly. 66 The Scots repel the charge of France ; Groans, shrieks^ and shouting ! horrid sound ! The trumpets blow^ our horse advance ; Our Chief receives the fatal wound. From Tagus see proud Lisbon tower; Ign 'ranee and Cruelty we view : See Superstition's horrid power To glut, the people roasts a Jew. See next Madrid, the boast of Spain, Abound with convents, churches, friars ; The Spaniard struts^ with proud disdain ; His foe to stab th* assassin hires. Our fleet, now under way, appears ; Friends, wives, and sweethearts, crowd the beach The manly Tars return their cheers. As long as sound and sight can reach. Our Tars, off Trafalgar's proud land. Engage the fleets of France and Spain, Obey brave Nelson's last command^ And ride triumphant o'er the main. 67 See Paris, wonder of the world ; See Bonaparte, with Mamiuke guard. Parade his troops, by frenzy hurl'd ; ^*^ Soldiers ! take England as reward.'" Now, see the folly of his wrath ; His soldiers sail to seize the prize ; But meet our fleet, and find their death. Cursing the Tyrant for his lies. Now, my young folks ! you've seen the show^, And mony fine things sure there be ; But, from an old man, e*er you go. Take this advice for your penny, Tho* gaudy show, and glitt'ring war. The youthful fancy may allure ; Yet Virtue is superior far To pompous Vice, or Despot's power. 2 68 TO SLEEP. Gentle Sleep, In sweet Oblivion's blissful balm The busj cares of Life becalm. — Francis, O GENTLE Sleep ! the wretch's friend, Who dost thj soothing powers employ, Mak'st swol'n eyelids to descend. And bring'st in dreams some future joy. The humble Swain, who all the day Has toil'd full hard for children dear. Soft in thy arms his head can lay. After his coarse, but wholesome cheer. The Sailor, rock'd 'tween seas and skies, ^Midst winds, and rains, and thousand harms, When in his hammock down he lies. How sweetly he enjoys thy arms ! 69 The Pris'ner, oft by power oppresty Now wastes his dajs in misery ; But in thy arms he ranges^ blest. O'er verdant lawns, at liberty. Thou oft forsak'st the Monarch's bedy And, tho' all day he looks serene. At gloomy midnight hear him tread^ Oppressed with agonising pain. Hear, how he vents his piteous moan ? Hear how he prays for kind relief J Ah ! 'midst the grandeur of a throne Lurks Care, and deep corroding Grief. The war-worn Vet'ran, now low laid, Hears not the dreadful cannons roar ; Sweet Somnus hovers round his head. And wafts him to his native shore. There, with his friend, or smiling wife. Or children, clinging round his neck, He tastes, in dreams, his former life. Till some rude hand these raptures check. 70 See jon poor beggar, Poortith's child. By Age and Misery bent down. Oft thy embrace his cares beguil'd, Sooth'd his sore pain, and Fortune's frown, Behold the wretch^ low stretch'd on straw ! The light descends on his pale face ; Confin'd by stern tyrannic law. His days to pass in this sad place. Yet happy he some hours can rest. Fast lock'd in thy embrace, sweet Sleep I Thou pour'st thy balm into his breast. To close the eye, now doom'd to weep. 71 IMITATION OF AN OLD BALLAD. O^ AGED Sire ! as here I stray. What means yon cairn o' stanes sae grey ; Beside yon spreading hawthorn tree, Whase milk-white hlooms sic fragrance gie. List ! said the Sire ; a mournfu' tale, C bluidie deeds on yonder dale; The bravest Knight,, an' fairest Maid, Beneath yon hawthorn tree are laid. I've wander *d far, an' muckle seen, But sic a pair ne'er met my een ; As that fair Dame, an' gallant Knight, O ! ne'er shall I forget the sight. Clad was the Knight, in mantle green, Wi' coat, an' trewse, o' silken sheen ; A bugle horn, wi' siller string, Gowd-hilted sword^ at's side did hing. 72 His portly form, an' manly face^ Tauld ye he was o' noble race ; An', as he spak^ an' sweetly smil'd, It wad hae charm'd a savage wild. His stately steed o' dapple grey, Wi* gowden bit did champ an' play ; The saddle cloath was red/ an' gold, An hand emboss'd^ an' heart did hold. Close by his side a lovely Fair, On milk-white steed, o sprightly air ; Her face was like a Cherub's, bright. Her shape a' bosoms gied delight. Her auburn locks play'd sweetly down Her snaw-white neck, an' bosom roun' ; Her een war like twa diamonds clear; Roses her cheeks cou'd hardly peer. A Knight rode past, in armour bright, Wi' beaver up, prepar'd for fight, An' baldly seizing on her rein, Cry'd^ now I hae you a' my ain. 73 Unhand the Fair, uncourteous Knight, Or ye may rue, in doolfu' plight ; An' tho' unarm'd, Pm on the field. Think nae this Ladj's hand I'll yield. The steel clad Knight, a word ne'er spak' ; But fiercely did the youth attack ; Wha instant turn'd aside his steed. An' sav'd a thrust wad beea his dead. His trusty sword he then did draw. An' drave the massy spear in twa ; An' e'er recover 'd was the Knight, His helmet cleft was through outright. The Knight cam' reeling to the ground. The bluid stream'd frae the deadly wound : Wi' curses, horrible to name. His saul forth frae his body came. Scarce had this past, when's clan appear'd. Which the youth saw, an' Anna cheer'd: " Fear nae their numbers, for my men Are at my call, in yonder glen," 74 Then, on his bugle he gae blasts three. Up cam' his Troopers speedily ; Then spears were hurl'd, an' arrows flew. An' mony bade the world adieu, But, ah ! alas ! ae fatal dart. In this sad strife, reach 'd Anna's heart : She on her Lover's bosom fell. An' sigh'd, " Dear Edmund ! ah ! Farewell f' When Edmund »aw the purple tide, Flow frae the heart o' his sweet bride ; Dear Maid ! he cries, I'll follow thee ; But first reveng'd thy death shall be. Love's pledge, a scarf stain'd wi' her gore, "Midst thickest faes he fearless bore ; An' ilka blow, sae dread his wrath. Was mark'd by some proud Hero's death. Fierce Allan's brother now he saw, A sideward stroke he then did draw : The head far frae the body fell, Twa spear lengths, nearly, truth I tell. 95 A coward loon^ wha saw the deed^ Drew a lang arrow to the head^ An' aim'd too weel the fatal dart ; Drench'd was it's wings in Edmund's heart, Down fell the Hero ; Anna's name. The last word frae his lips that came : On shields they bore him to his bride. Now rests he by fair Annans side. That blooming thorn doth mark the place, Whar those fond lovers rest in peace ; An' 'neath yon cairn o"* stanes sae grey, Lies Allan's Clan, slain on that day. 76 To MR ^ * ^ ^ ^ * * Corn-Factor. You wish me to tell jou the news of the town. If our eating be u While sweet Jean's leal heart is swelling For her Sandy, no come hame* See the big tear drapping fast is Owre poor Jean's now pallid cheek : While the dread fu' howling blast, is Like her tender heart to break. - 83 Now the harmless babes ^re sleeping ; Grannie HeavVs kind aid implores ; While poor Jean, sair, sair is weeping. As the rude wind louder roars. Sometimes hop'd he had nae ventur'd Hame, thro' sic a snaw^ an' wind ; But despair her bosom enter'd, When she thought en's fearless mind. Her fond wishes, aft bewild'rin'j Fancy Sandy's step she hears : Disappointed, owre her children, In wild strains, she tells her fears, ^' Sleep, sweet Babes ! your loving Father Never raair will bless your sight : In this fearfu', boist'rous weather. Perish 'd has he, this sad night. Sleep, sweet Babes ! your wretched Mother Happiness nae mair will see : Now the Husband, Parent, Brother, Cauld lies on some barren lee. 3 84 Sleepj sweet Babes ! you wake, to-morrow. Without Father you to guide ; While your Mother sinks in sorrow In the grave, by Sandy's side. Thus she waiPd her absent deary. Till approach'd the morning grey : Thro' the snaw then fled she, dreary. To poor Jean, a dismal day. Lang she sought the country over. Rivers, glens, an' bleak heath wide ; Here she found her lifeless lover, Faithfu' Juba by his side. Cropped she saw life's choicest blossom, Cauld extended on the heath : Lifeless sunk she on his bosom : Now their love is clos'd in death* 85 SONG. Banks o' the Clyde, Tune,— The Humours of Glen, The saft wes'lin breeze wafts the breath o' my Nancy, As lanelj I stray by the moonlight sae clear : Ilk feature sae sweet I retrace in my fancy. An' think on that voice, that us'd aften to cheer. As saftly the win' gies the leaves gentle motion. An' wimplin' the biirnie rins smooth by my side ; I look to the moon, wi' a kind o' devotion, An' think it now shining on her by the Clyde. The lovely sky-blue o' her sweet e'en remind me ; That wee passing cloud o' kind sympathy's tear : Ah ! sweet melting pity ! 'twas thou first inclin'd me To think on that face, that shall ever be dear. Thou sister to Love, O ! how much still I owe thee ! To what hours o' happiness thou didst me guide ! Love taught my young heart then that rapture to glow wi', To her who now roams on the Banks o' the Clyde. 18th Sept. 1810, 86 THE STORM, A DIRGE. RoAR^ ye bellowing Thunders ! beat hard, drenching Rain f And o'er my poor head your rude conflict maintain : Tho' dreadful the jarring of Nature opprest, *Tis nought to the conflict that reigns in my breast. What, tho' hard falls the rain^, and dread lightnings flash. And strike the strong oak with a horrible crash ? I fear not the blast, or the lightning's shock. What's the last killing pang to a heart that is broke ? See the hind^ timid, shrinks from the Tempest's wild strife. From his poor flock he flies, see, to save his sweet life : Undaunted I roam, 'midst the water and fire : When the bolt is appointed, where can we retire ? My hopes are all blasted, my mind wounded sore ; My prospects, once cheerful, appear so no more : My heart rent asunder, the tempest I brave. For what can appal him who covets a grave^ 87 PEACE 5 Or, Jamie and Mary. War had reign *d lang owre the nation. Its effects had dreadfu' been ; When sweet Peace resum'd her station, Dighting tears frae mony e'en. Hame did mony a husband wander : Hame came mony a lover true : Ance mair owre the furs to dander, Wi' Strang arm to guide the plow, Jamie lang had left his Mary, Whom he lo'ed wi' heart sae true ; But at hame he cou'd nae tarry. When proud France her theat'nings blew< Hameward fast, his course now bending ; Burning to behold his dear : Hope, an' Love, ilk sail extending. Waft him soon hU true loye near. 88 Owre hills, an' bnrniesj sweet meand'ringf Deck'd wi' hawthorn, birk, and pine ; Aften thought he, his lang wand'ring. Might the heart o' Mary tine. Alang the banks, by Amon water'd. Clad wi' mony a gowan sweet ; Nature a' her beauties scattered, Whar he Mary us'd to meet. By him cam' a Chariot, dashing, Dreadfu' mist came owre his sight : Mary, dress'd in grandest fashion, Twin'd him o' his senses quite. Down he fell, wi' fears confounded, Harrow'd was his very saul : Aft in battles he'd been wounded. But this was the direst ball. Menials, seeing Jamie fa', now. Straight came up to his relief: Fainted was he quite awa', now, Sae ow recome wi' fear an' grief. Mary, sorrowful an* frighted. Type o' innocence an' truths lFrae the carriage quickly lighted^ To assist the fallen youth. Smelling bottles fast were ply'd, now. But how strange was ilk ane seen ; *^ 'Tis my Jamie/' loud she cry'd, now. When she saw his op'ning e'en. To his arms she flew like lightning. While wi' joy they baith did weep ; Now poor Jamie, prospects bright'ning. Silence cou'd nae langer keep. " Say, dear Mary, whence this grandeur ? Sure ye cou'd nae be untrue ; While poor Jamie far did wander. To gain fame an' wealth for you.'' " No, dear Jamie, it's my brother, Wha to India gaed lang syne. Now come hame to keep his mother, An' thy Mary, thus sae fine. 99 In yon house, bj lovely Amon, Welcome will my Jamie be; Ilk rude wind now will be ca'm in Yon sweet bield wi' you an' me." Jamie scarce reply cou'd render. But his e'en were glancing fain ; " O, my Mary ! ever tender. Shall I ca' ye a' my ain ? After ilka storm , an' danger I hae born to find ye this ; Ne'er shall Jamie be a ranger Frae this land o' happiness," To the house that stood sae finely. On the side o' Amon clear ; Welcomed was the Sailor kin'ly. By sweet Mary's brother dear. While her mother's e'e joy beaming, When brave Jamie's face she saw ; " Ah ! lo'ed youth, nae mair a dreaming, After glory gang awa'. 91 Now, dear Lad, ye're her defender. Blessings on ye baith I pray ; Ne'er was bairn mair leal an* tender. By a mother gi'en away." ON GUID SCOTS WHISKY. A wee soup drink does unco weel, To haud the heart aboon ; Its guid as lang's a cannie Chiel, Can stand stieve in his shoon. — Fergvssox. O:, Whisky ! muckle's on ye said, Sair on yer back abuse is laid ; Nae doubt ye*re a mischievous jade. Whan frien'Sj owre free, Hae been wi' ye, a fell sair head Ye often gie, S 92 This looks, I think, a wee ungrateful A character by a' thought hatefu' ; But to blame rashly I'd be laithfu% Or ill names gie ye ; For raony a time I've ta'en the gait, fu* Cheerfully wi' ye. Tho', as I daunder'd hame at e'en;, I things hae double sometimes seen ; But ither times I've brighter been. An* seen things clearer ; By ye inspir'd, my vision keen. Made a' things cheer'er. Nae doubt I've s^m thy vofries tum'le. Through dubs an' holes, wi' unco rum'le ; Yet, tho' ye gar'd them stot an' stum*le^ Wi' fearfu' motion, They ne'er at ye did girn or grum'le. Ye soothing potion ! Yc sometimes, too, displace the Graces, Mak' noses blue, an' pluiky faces; On droothie mortals leave sic traces O yer sad wark, 93 As gars the guid, in halj places, Sair at ye bark. Ye aft do play the deil at hame. An' bring grim Poortith, sullen dame, Wi' a' her train o' ill an' shame, ^ On bairns sae bonny ; Whan sic fa's out, I sair ye blame, Wi' curses raony. Some too ye vex wi' drunken wives, Whar sic plagues are, hame seldom thrives ; Folks drag uncomfortable lives, WV wardless helpmate ; Whan Whisky wi' sic jades connives. She shou'd be skelpit. Some ither pranks I here cou'd tell. But brawly ken I wish ye well. An' dinna like owre lang to dwell On ilka fau't ; Gin ye be ill^ ye're, like mysel'. Faith ! as ill cau't. 94 But^ as yer fauts I've tauld, 'thout sparing, Yer properties I'll too be sharing ; An' tell the warld the virtues glaring, O' Whisky guid, Whilk fills our Sons wi' noble daring. An' warms their bluid. Our Sodgers brave, inspir'd by thee. Do charge their faes wi' as much glee. As they were kemping on the lee, Whar blinks Love's charms ; Nae fear that they surpass'd shou'd be. In deeds o' arms. Auld Scotia's bairns, baith ane an' a'. Like weel wi' thee to weet their maw ; Through seas they'll dash, in frost an' sna'. In fishing wherry. Or tend their flocks whan keen win's blaw. An' be fu' merry. Our Sons o' Learning, an' the Arts, By yer pure streams hae shawn their parts ; Ye clear their heads, an' warm their hearts, Gar them see better. 95 As lightning swift on Genius darts, Wi' dazzling glitter. Ye aft inspire the self-taught Bard, An' claim frae him his kind regard ; For aft ye are the sole reward. On him bestow'd ; Mair shame on them, whase heart's sae hard, Cou'd ease his load. Our Music now's been lang admir'd ; Our Minstrels, sure, by you've been hir'd ; Yer cheering warmth, their hearts hae lir'd. Like Greek Apoll, An' gar'd them sound their pipes, inspired By Alcohol. E'en beggar bodies are fu' happy, Whane'er o' ye they get a drappie, In horn, or stoup, or timmer cappie, Tho' duds be scanty ; Yet blest as kings, they, owre the nappie, Forget ilk wantie. m Bui what need further botherationj I'm clear, a drap in moderation^; Has a' the Wise's approbation ; Then, guid Scots Whisky, Mak' a' the bairns o' this auld nation 'S leal hearts fu' frisky. 97 ON FRIENDSHIP. Drops, that, from my fountain pure, I have kept of precious cure.— Milton. Friendship, balm to a torn hearty Life's elixir ! great thy power ; Oft thou'st eas'd Care's cruel smart; Oft thou'st cheer'd Misfortune's lower, Oft thy smiles have cheer'd my soul. When just sinking in despair ; Oft repress'd the sordid scowl. Which my heart then ill could bear. When my breast, o'ercome by grief, Sigh'd in silence out its woe ; Then thy smiles have brought relief; Then thou'st sav'd me many a throe; N 98 Dearest blessing of that Power, Which beholds our secret mind ; Sweetly flies the fleeting hour, In the arms of Friendship kind. O^ thou precious gift of God ! Aft deny'd where wealth abounds. Deign to grace my low abode, When assail'd by Fortune's frowns. When distress my bosom tore, And with pain roU'd down the tear ; Then my mind each evil bore^, By the aid of Friendship dear. Shall my mind that heart forget. Which relief so sweet bestow'd; "When my sun had nearly set. By Opp session's grievous load- Ne'er, while Mem'ry holds her seat. Shall i lose the accents mild, Pour'd )i to my breast, so s^^e^ t. As kind Friendship spoke and smil'd, 99 Keen, O Slander ! is thy wound. When Envy and Rancour meet; But a blessed balm I found. In the vial of Friendship sweet. Healing cordial, while I live. Dear shalt thou be to my heart ; And, when in the silent grave, Friendship still will take my part. 100 WRITTEN EXTEMPORE, On seeing some -very indifferent Lines on the Walls of the Inn at Roslin. Poor, foolish Man ! gie owre jour plan O' scribbling on the wa* : Ne'er tak' sic pains^ to shaw o' brains You've gat a stock, but sma'. Gin write you will, to shaw your skill, As Bards hae done before ; Then tak' a slate, an' dinna hae't On ilka ale-house door. Shou'd it nae please, you can, at ease. Rub out ilk wrang expression ; Biit on the wa', ilk scribbler sma'. Maun at you hae a threshing. For ilka goose, can gie abuse. An', fegs ! say things to tease ye ; Sae, the best^plan's to baud your ban's. Least scribbling madness seize ye. 101 ADDITIONAL VERSE To the Woodman. The stately Oak's laid low by thee. To rise triumphant o'er the sea, To guard our Laws and Liberty From proud usurping foe : And long may Freedom's Sons maintain, Their empire o'er the dashing Main ; Make cruel Tyrants, proud and vain. To British valour bow. 102 LINES To the Memory of Mr Robert Burns, tlie Ayrshire Bard. See Cunning, Dulness, Ignorance, and Pride, Exulting o'er his grave, in triumph ride. — Grant. Sweet Bard of Scotia ! oft thy cheerful song. Shall by her sons be gaily carol'd o'er To lovely Maids^ among her heath-clad hills. Or flow'ry vales, w^here oft, with vigorous limbs. Her valiant Sons do range^ tending their flocks ; Their rural music, echoing from the glens. Resounds 'mong rocks^ and hills, simple and Sweet, Melodiously enchanting, as they stray By broom of Cowdenknowes, or Yarrow haughs. Or by sweet winding Nith^ where, musing oft. Thy feet have measur'd o'er its lovely banks. There shall our Shepherds chaunt thy beauteous lays. And on thy natal day, assembl'd round. Shall celebrate, in festive mirth and song. The mem'ry of their much lov'd Native Bard. Our lovely Nymphs shall cull the fairest flowers. 103 And garlands weave, to deck thy hallow'd urn ; With roses sweet, and tender myrtles, strew Thy honoured grave^, and o'er their Poet drop The sympathetic tear ; or, mournful, sit Rehearsing the sad story of thy life. How modest Merit, sore neglected, felt The biting blast of bleak-fac'd Poverty. Tell how, that nought could check the Poet's fire ; Tho' oft distress'd by penury and care. Serene he soar'd superior to these ills. And, pitying, sigh'd for weak illib'ral souls. The sordid wretch at times provok'd the lash Of his all-powerful pen. Ofiended pride Would oft, in strains satirical, break forth ; But Philanthropic thoughts reign'd chiefly in His open, g^n'rous, noble, manly bosom. But rest his dust now in the peaceful grave. His soul sublimely chaunts new strains above ; His father, Ossian, owns him for his son. And points his seat 'mong kindred Bards in Heaven. 104 LINES, On the Thunder Storm, 19f/i August 1806. Loud roars the Thunder o'er the barren heath ; In fear the fleecy herd scarce draw a breath ; The hmds, 'mong bushes sheltering, eje afar Water and fire wage elemental war. Fearful each gloomy cloud should death contahi, Afraid to fly„ still more so to remain ; While, in one blaze^ th' extended plain now seems^ As darting lightnings most terrific, gleams. The feather'd songsters shelter 'mid the wood Of elms and oaksj which former storms have stood ; There, in the branches^ motionless they lower. While o'er the meadow, rains in torrents pour. The sturdy oxen, gloomy now appear. In mute amazement, see the storm with fear. The horse, who fearless \iew*d the battle's heat, Now scours the plain, opprest with terror great. The animal creation, all around. Seem lost in stupor, and dread awe profound. 105 LEITH RACES, 9th August 1806. Fareweel ! m}^ melancholy Muse ! Adieu ! for a wee while, now ; An' come^ my comic Friend ! an' rouse Me wi' yer witching smile, now ; An' O ! put on_, my bonny Quean ! Ane o' yer drollest faces. While I relate, what, shortly syne. Did happen at the Races, Yon rainie day. On that black day, I mind it yet, Sae very like the latter day ; Th' elements seem'd as they had met. That thundering rainie Saturday : On that day, ilka lad an' lass. About Auld Reekie's Town, Sir, Fu' cleanly dink'd in a' their braws. Boot to the Race gang down. Sir, Fu' snod that day* O 106 Till that lang look*d for^ joy^u* day. Here mony a tryst aft stands. Sir, To squire their bonny lasses, gay, Fu' trigly owre Leith Sands, Sir. An' 'tween the heats they seldom fail. Gin they be that way bent. Sir, To treat wi' whisky, an' guid ale. Them, sweetly in a tent. Sir, Fu' crouse, that day. Now here, a' shining in their besty The first o' rank an' fashion. Our beaux, an' belles, sae gaily drest, Alang the Sands are dashing. In coaches, chaises, gigs, sae grand. An' horses fleet an' sprightly ; While Jockies course owre the back sands. An' shaw their skill fu' lightly. An' swift, that day. The pawkie ale-house wife see, now, Fu* slily cries you in. Sir ; What shall I bring, my bonny dow ? I'st whisky, ale, or gin. Sir ? 107 The sturdy sailor, wi' lang stick. At ging'bread is a smashing ; While blackguard gamblers, swearing, lick Ilk ither in a passion, Fu' sair, that day. Some cry the lists o' horses' speed. An' some are bawling berries ; Some cry, '' come buy my findrons guid," An' some, '^ fine, nice, ripe cherries." Recruiting sergeants, fifes, an' drums, Fu' vap'rin, beat about. Sir, While showman loon the organ bums. An' mak^s an' unco rout. Sir, An* noise, that day. See here, a' met, frae distant towns. An' mony far wa' places, A motley group o' blackguard loons, Wi' vile, ill-looking faces : Here cripple sailors, beggars stout. An' ballad-singers jolly. Pick-pockets, thieves, an sharpers cute, Wi' their vile Roily Polly, To cheat, that day. 2 108 Tak' tent o' these low scoundrels' tricks. Ye youth fu' an' unwary ! Or faith ! they're sure on you to fix. An' will yer pockets herry. Creation's scum, Society's pest, Waur than wild beasts are they. Sir, On men, like Cannibals, they feast, On Innocence they prey. Sir, Like wolves, that day. On the alert's ilk greedy chiel. Ye read it in their faces. To see what they can rob, or steal, An' pick up, at the Races. Vociferation's brazen lungs, Now reign throughout the rabble; You'd sworn, that a' the different tongues Had broken loose frae Babel, Or hell, that day. Just as the Racers started are, The clouds, fast gathering, lower, now. Syne showers m pailfu's driving sair, Out owre the race-course pour, now : 109 The bellowing thunder's fearfu' rair , Comes fast, peal after peal^ now ; While lightnings flash in horrid glare, 'Midst heavy showers o* hail> now, Fu' hard, that day. A' nature the appearance has^ As gin tVere gawn to reck, now ; An' fast, for shelter, lad an' lass. Do to their heels betak', now. Some to the tents, wi' haste, do bang. An* some to Leith's guid town, now ; AVhar showers o' Highland whisky strang, An' Embro' ale gang down, now, Fu' sweet, this day. Some roar for crabs, an' mussels, now. An' ithers cry for ham, Sir ; Some cry for ale, as strang as glue. An* some cry for a dram. Sir. The ale-wife, now, wi' pleasure whuds. An' does ilk thing to serve ye ; To relish weel the reaming scuds. She sends ye a nice bervey, Fu' saut, this day. no While canij jestSj an' funny jokes^ An* it her harmless stories. Put aff the thought o' the rude shocks, O* blustering, roaring Boreas. Now Sandy tells, how, last year, Kate, Wi' her nain sweetheart Willie, Gawn up Leith Walk, to Embro', late, After a hearty gillie, O' gin, that day^ Began to feel, that night, for Will, Some unco strange emotion. Which Will, to humour her intill. Had ta'en an unco notion. Whate'er that was, frae smiling Kate, There cam', to lang-fac'd Willie, A bill, just nine months after date, Which gar'd him look fu' silly. An' blate, that day. But waur, says Tam, my frien' befel. Ye mind poor Geordy Launders, Wha, like oursel's, 'thout thought o' ill^ Down to the race-ground danders ; Ill Whar, takin' a guid hearty horn O' that vile^ filthie whisky, Kick'd up a dust, whilk, or the morn, Play'd him a bonny pliskie. That cursed day. Into the guard, 'thout shoon, or hat, Wi' weel paid skin, he landed. Met wi' a sodger loon, an' gat HimseP by him trepanded ; Sent aflf to Flanders, whar he soon. Poor chiel ! in hard fought battle, Fightin' fu* bravely, gat a woun'. That in the end prov'd fatal. For him, that day. Quo' Haly Jock, wi' canting crune, Frien's ! ye may tak' my word for't. If that ye dinna trust aboon. An' praise, an' thank the Lord for't ; Ye'U aye be fa'ing in some snare. Or some sair, sad mishap. Sirs— - Hout ! baud yer tongue, an' stap yer pray'r^ Says Bob, an' tak* yer drap. Sirs, Wi' glee^ this day. 112 I canna bide^ in sic a place^, Owre sic guid cheering liquor ; A blethering goose^ wi' a lang face^ To preach out owre a bicker. Gie me a blyth strathspey^ or reel^ Then to my shanks I bang^ Sirs ; Or a guid honest hearted chiel, Wha roars a canty sang. Sirs, Fu' loud, that day. Then foul befa' the silly elf. Or gloomie, sour curmudgeon^ As lang as lasts the stoup, or pelf, That ever thinks o' budging. Wi' an' honest chiel mair blyth I've been. Out owre a hearty glass. Sirs, Than fools wi' a' their titles sheen, Or miser Sj wi' their trash. Sirs, O gowd, this day. Now lightning flash'd, an' thunder roar'd. In loud an' awefu' peals. Sir ; But drink made ilk ane big's a lord : They fear'd nae cares nor ills. Sir. 113 They ne'er did mind^ but bent the stoup^ 'Bout either wind^ or weather : The fient a saul in a' the group Now minded it a feather. Or strae, that night. The lasses sweet, an' bonny, now. Upon their lads were blinking : Some roar'd a merry sang, ha'f fu'. An' some were happy drinking. Some in a neuk, now lay fu' snug. For they had gat their dose in ; An' some in corners sat fu' smug. Try sting to let their joes in, Fu' quait, that night. At last, mirk night loot fa* owre them. Her sombre, shady curtain ; When some began to think it time. That they shou'd now be parting : Some roar'd out for anither gill. To keep them frae the weather. Some smok'd their pipe, wi' right guid willi While some did nonesense blether. Like fpols, that night. P 114 Some landed in a hole, that nighty E'er they had got a gun-shot : Some gat a weel paid skin, fu' tight. Some to their heels, an' run for't : Some in the town-guard, a* owre glar. In black-hole, gat a calPring ; An' some gat what was muckle waur. For their vile catterwal'ring, Wi' jades, that night. Slee Jock, gaun up the Cowgate, met Wi' a sweet bonny lass, Sir, An' thought great harm he cou'd nae get. To treat her wi' a glass. Sir : The stoupie roun they fast did wheel. She blink'd on him sae bonny ; Till drink, love, or some ither deil. Cam' in the head o' Johnny> Fu' slie, that night. What then befel poor Jock, alas ! He ne'er cou'd tell it after ; But 'mang his cronies, sure there was Muckle guid fun an' laughter. lis Neist morning, 'bout the sax hour bell. His watch, an' siller missing. In a stair fit he fand himself His cheek the hard stane kissing, Fu' cauld, that morn. Now, gin advice ye'll tak', young lads. When ye gang to the Races ; Tak* care o' a' the pawkie jades, Tho* they hae bonny faces : Whene'er ye meet wi' ane owre free. An' ye may meet wi' mony, Be sure they've something in their e'e, An' mind the fate o' Johnny, Sae hard, yon night. 116 THE FOLLOWING LINES Were found lying in a Public Coffee-room in Leith, Sd of August 1807. The Race is always to the Swift, An' Battle to the Strong. — John Scott, Beneath which the Author wrote. O John, man, that's a silly shift. An' troth I think you're wrong. But gin ye think to contradict That Book o' Truth Divine, A friend ye may mak' o' Auld Nick, But better friends may tyne. An', wad ye tak' but my advice, Unkent tho' I may be. Ne'er contradict what guid, an' wise Their approbation gie. 117 LINES Upon the Death of a Friend. Sweet fragrant bower, where first I met. My much lov'd Anna dear ; I fancy still her form I see. And think her voice I hear; Warbling, in gentle accents sweet, Such sounds as cheer my heart ; Ah ! never can their melody. From my rack'd mind depart. Her charming tongue such pleasure gave, Such sweets from it did flow. As charm'd each shepherd to her bower. Where sooth'd was every woe ; But, ah ! these joys flew fleeting past, Her lovely form is gone ; To kindered angels in the sky. For man too great the loan. lis THE SLAVE. Scene. — The Garden of Achmet, Almira listening from a Balcony. Dear lovely Fair ! ah lend thine ear. To hear my piteous tale ! Far from my native land I mourn. And wretched life bewail. On Caledon's bleak mountains, I First drew my vital breath ; Where liberty each bosom fills. As bounding o'er the heath. But, ah ! that morn I left our shores. In distant climes to roam , Ah ! little thought poor Henry, then. No more to see his home. The cruel Moors, our feeble bark. Boarded, in chains us bound : 119 To free-born Britons, what could give The soul a keener wound ? To tug the oar in woe I pin'd. In silence flow'd my grief : No friend to ease my troubled breast. But death to give relief. Seven tedious years, indignant, I ;T From Tyrants base have born Insults, and blows, far worse then death. My feeling heart has torn. [ r^s^, Remov'd I view thy lovely form. E'en Fate then curs'd me less ; Thy charms at distance doom'd to see. But ne*er to taste the bliss." Thus, wretched Henry^ mournful, sung, Almira dropt a tear ; 'Twas all, alas ! she could bestow. Their Tyrant Lord was near. 120 LINES On Miss Devime. As Jupiter sat, us frail mortals composing. There came in his head a queer whim ; To earth I shall send my dear Venus a season. In shape of the sweet Miss Devime, Says he, in each curl a Cupid I'll hide. Who, as she moves graceful along ; Their arrows shall scatter on every side. Those poor frail mortals among. Minerva, astonished such havock to see, 'Mong her votaries, this furiously said. This madness, if longer continued it be, I'll punish the mischievous maid. Jove, laughing, cry*d, Pallas, yourself comedont vex, Tho' mor(kl to you she may seem ; 'Tis Venus, who plays on poor mortals such tricks. In shape of the sweet Miss Devime% 121 To Mk DAVID TOUGH, With 7iis Miniature. i^ow Davie, Lad, your Picture's done; An', trouth, you may believe me. Gin it by you shoii'd be approved, Nae sma' joy that wad give me. I own to you, I've done my best, Wi* honfest emulation. To get what ilka artist likes^ A gen'ral approbation, Sae sweet, ilk day* But shou'd this bliss be now denied. By surly critics, rude. Sir, Ye'll ablins tak' my part, an' say, I ken his meaning's guid. Sir. Trouthi ken ye friends, nae, 'tween us, now, I think he ettles brawly ; Wi' time, an' pains, 'mang painters i ma'. To be a tapping fallow. Some ither day. 1^ ril no tell how je've been admir'd. By mqiy a \iQmy \%%h ^^^^ ; For that might ablins mak' ye proud. Or might lil^p flattery p?^ss^ ip^n ; But ye*ve been ca'd, by mony ane. An' honest looking chiel, ni^n,;. An', fegs, quo' I, yo^r i^a^ fyr wra^g;. For I now ken hiipp^ we^eli, ipan. This n^pny a d?ay. Gin ane there be, wha'd s^rve ^ ftieod. At ony time or place, nota^, Wi's purse, his pen, or stuJ^dy legs, You see him in tha^t face, m,a». Ane wha, in ilka stage o' life, Faithfully's don^ his duty ; An' that to ony face, I thijjl^, Aye gies a maiilj^ l?!ea>ty,^ j |i't)Y On ony (Jjay^ imoiT Now, Davie, Lad, I cpx^it ^^^ slip> jft I A subj ept sap, l^^^i^tclyflg ; ti) *i W For I to rhyme, as weel, ^^s painty. ; ^ K Whiles hae an unco itql^Pg*. imog ^ H3 But whether this be guid, or ill, Nae doubt it might be mended ; But I can say, at least I'm sure. That it is weel intended, Frae me, this day. *f;¥/^.ir,.i,lfvw'l 'a>^-iil 124 The disappointed PHILANTHROPIST, Ah ! William, why wear's! thou that scowl on thy brow, As if still afraid of mankind ? Sure thou still canst boast of one heart that is true, Tho' some have proved false as the wind. Yes Kitty, thy truth, and thy love, I well know ; Thy smiles have oft been my sole treasure ; They've chac'd from my bosom sad anguish and woe. And fiird it with rapture and pleasure. Then wrinkle thy front, my dear William, no more ; Time's lines soon enough will be seen ; Kind Heaven has plenty of blessings in store. For those who afflicted have been. Yes, true, my dear Kitty, but gloomy thought, still Looks back to the scenes that are past ; Like the magnet so true, my mind ever will. Brood o'er tbem> while m^m'ry shall last. 125 With intentions the purest my deeds often have, By those whom I wish'd much to serve, Been shown as the deeds of a fool, or a knave ; Such return, sure^ I did not deserve. Now with cold, jealous look, I will view every man. And, till I can him honest find. For a rogue I shall take him, thus, Kitty, I plan. In future, to treat all mankind. But, William, with your w^onted justice, I see You judge not impartially here ; For the faults of a few, that each person should be Held a knave, seems to me too severe. E'en rogues Pye seen honest, and act most upright^ When with candor ypu acted by them ; Frail man, you do view in a prejudis'd light, And for some the whole race now condemn. How different the manner of him you revere. When scorn'd with the bitterest railings. From vilest of men, receiv'd treatment severe, ^' Yet pity'd, and sigh'd for their failings. 126 His example then follow^ who lov'd fallen man^ And laid down His life for their sake ; If Heaven too nearly each fault were to scan. Few, I doubt, but its wrath would o'ertake. You reason well, Kitty, I see my mistake. My feelings have made me unjust ; And mankind again into favour I'll take. And once more with confidence trust. 127 LINES On a Free and Easy Club, winch met at Mr W^LLisoN Glass's, Rums' s Tavern, Blair Street, il Would jou wish. Sirs, to know, where does Helicon flow — 'Tis not by Parnassus you pass ; But down a short stair, in the Street, called Blair, Where dwells our good honest friend. Glass. "'^" He's the Priest of Apollo, both funny and jolly. And loves all the poor Sons of Rhyme ; If you wish to be hearty, you'll find a snug party. And the fam'd Bard of Scotia's the Sign. There, on each Tuesday night, you may have such a sigh^. As must please each benevolent mind ; There, set o'er their bottle, dull Care then to throttle. You'll meet with hearts honest and kind. There, Friendship and Love, have the sanction of Jove, When the Sons of Apollo do meet ; 128 While with Bacchus you quaff, Moraus raises the laugh; And Minerva smiles graciously sweet. But, tho' wit here abounds, no feeling it wounds. For Harmony feigns in each breast • If you doubt what I say, now just step down I pray. And ril introduce you to our Priest. No care lodges here, but the best of Scots cheer, Abounds in this sanetifi'd place ; And none there you'll see, whose looks show more glee^ Than the Priest of Apollo, Friend Glass. IT 129 To Miss MiDEhi^t ^LAlii of Blair. Fair is your face, sweet Madeline ! Your shape has ^carcie a peer ; The sparkling e' yout bonny ^'^n^. Maun ilka bosom cheeir* ^ The rose an* lily, in your face^, Shine pleasing to the e'e ; But, in your actions guid, I trjtfce, A heart that's kind an' free. The rose may fade, the lily dow. By Time's all with'rin' blast ; But your kind heart will ever grow% Mair kind, while life shall last* An', when into the silent lirri. The lot o* guid an' fair ; Ilk tender friend, sair, sair will mourn, The loss o' lovely Blair. ISO ON TOBACCO. Ye've sung> says Tam, ae nighty right pawkie. The praise o* ale, an' guid Scots whakie ; What wad je think, to sing Tobacco, The chief o* plants ; For mony a night, owre it fu' knackie, I've tint my wants. Weel thought, quo' I, sae quick I tuik My inkstand frae the ambrie nook ; Syne o* brown stout we took a sook. To clear our e'en : Tobacco, fegs, shall grace my buik. My worthy frien*. O, darling plant ! now me inspire, Wi' thy Strang smoke, an' eke thy fire ; That I may bauldly strike the lyre. To sound thy praise. An' thy great virtues some ells higher> I'll ablins raise. ^ • 131 Thou wond'rous plant ! how great thy power ! Brought to this shore in lucky hour. Ye mak' fock either glad, or sour. Droll, douce, or canty ; An' some wad hunger keen endure. Rather than, want ye. What bright ideas ye gie, whan drinking, "^ An' o' the state affairs then thinking ; The words 'mang smoke come fast out linking. Like glass-house chumly ; While fast the porter down they're skinking. In showers sae drumly. Now, see yon Orator profound. The club-room fills wi* smoke an' sound ; 'Tween ilka whiff, the wa's resound, Wi' words sagacious ; While, wi' applause, an' smoke, he's crown'd, 'Mang smiles sae gracious. What mystic friendship frae thee flows ; Look, yon twa frien's now by the nose, 2 m Like auld acnuaiij;tan€e) converse close. An' hand Hie ncull. Forgetting a' their cares, jwose^ Owre hearty gilK The learned sage^ owre hopfes a poring. Sometimes may catch himsel' a snoring ; But quick, a pinch sets hipi a' soaring. The clouds aboon ; Regions unkenjd, o', keen e^^ploring';, Ajout th<^ mpon# See yon auld wife, sa^ ^ftcU, au' crabbie, "Wi* few companions but her tabbie. Whom fickle Fortune's us'd but sbabbie ; Yet, wi- a crpaie. Out owre a pipe, she'll be fi^' g£^.bbie. An' blyth a^ ony. At lait-w ak's, whap aft bodies meet, Wi' faces lang, just like to greet, A whiff o' thee gars ^' look swpet. An' kiljsi A^eXiatioi^ ; Roun' gangs the drap, their thcoats to weet, Wi' resignation. 13a In Greenwich^ see our vet'ran tars, Wi' wooden legs, an' dreadfu' scars ; Yet happy, now, frae a' the jars O' discord rid. They sit, an' crack o' former wars, Owre pipe, or quid. In battles, or whan gales blaw hard. An' Jack maun munt the tap-sail-yard ; Gie him his quid, he'll no regard The win' a strae. Nor balls, ae spittle owre his beard, Tho' thick they play. The sodger, too, brave, canty chiel, Wha for his King wad fight the deil, 'Mang fire, an' smoke, an' pointed steel. Braves ilka danger ; Gie'm's pipe at e'en, content, he'll feel To care a; stranger. The merchant aft, sits plodding owre His pipe, whan things look cross, an,' sour ; But brighten'd prospects on him pour : Thy witching smile 134 Aft drives awa' ill Fortune's lower. An' sweetens toil. The Toothache the deiPs nain contriving. Our jaws, an' haffets sadly riving, I wish, in hell he had been diving, 'Mang fire, an' smoke. That day be brought it up here driving. To plague poor fock. Tho' pangs war rackin' ilka jaw, Whane'er my cuttie 'gan to draw, Auld Nick, the fiend, thought 'twas nae law, Sae sair to flee him ; Sae, afF he'd whisk, an' wheep awa'. My Toothach wi' him. Thy worth, as I nae help can lend it, Nae langer here I need defend it ; An', as the war!' sae lang has kend it, Guid sooth ! in rhyme Like mine, least said is soonest raendit, I'll stop in time. 135 Tobacco, now I've trj'd to raise, A wee bit sang in thy dear praise ; Thou'rt worthier far o' higher lajs ; But till that happen. Continue still to soothe our waes. Out owre the chappin, i^*0 S^'X,? im THE DEAD SOLDIER. Dingy mists were spreading round ; Dim the moon was shining ; Hush'd was now war's dreadful sound. As Anna sat reclining, O'er Henrj's corse, with mournful cries. She sobb'd with heart so dreary ; Ah ! clos'd were now those sparkling eyes, That beam'd with love so cheery. The heart, that ne*er fear'd sword of foe. In battle bloody gleaming ; The heart that felt for others woe. It's life's last flood was streaming. Cold, soon that heart, in friendship warm. Where bloom 'd fair Virtue's blossom ; And wan that cheek, that us'd to charm Sweet Anna's tender bosom. Her lovely babie, at her breast. Was to her bosom clinging ; 137 While her poor heart, sore^ sore opprest^ With sorrow sad was wringing Be still, my babe, may thy young heart. Feel sorrow like this never ; Grim Death, with his relentless dart. Has broke ray peace forever* Brave Henry's heart, to King, and Laws, Was ever firm, and steady ; Their foes to fight^ in Freedom's cause. His sword was ever ready. To Anna's love, her soldier brave. Was ever true, and tender ; To soon, alas ! in Honour's grave. Now sinks her brave defender. Gone is the Soldier's friend, alas ! In hitn the brave delighted ; That manly form, and comely face. Their beauties now are blighted. Hush, hush, my babe, lie still and sleep. Your mother smile will never ; Doom'd is her eye, salt tears to weep. Blasted her hopes forever. 138 LINES, On seeing Mr Raeburn's Pictures, Raeburn, thy Art has here portray *d The beauties of this clime ; A new Creation^ by thee made. Descends to future time. Forever could my fancy live^ On thy delighting Fair ; Sure future ages must conceive. Their grandames Angels were. Supremely blest with Beaut/s smile, ^*^^"^'^" No frowns appear to thee ; The Loves and Graces blended, wile The soul to extacy. Thy chaste Outline, and glowing Touch ; Thy Light, and Shade so grand^ The senses strike, and soul bewitch ; We move in Fairy land* 139 Long may thy hand the Pencil guide. From whence such wonders rise ; Thy fame fly far to regions wide. Thy merits reach the skies. May Care and Sorrow never foil. Thy future destiny ; As ye make Beauty on us smile, May Fortune smile on thee. 140 The knights of S. Declare, O Muse 1 in what ill-fated hour, Sprung the fierce strife, from what offended power. Pope's HoMEa*s Iliad. 'TwAs on November, but short sjne, Some Embro' Bucks agreed to dine. An' spend the night in mirth an' fun. At sign o' the tremendous Gun. To celebrate, in fest'al grand. The tit'lar Saint o' auld Scotland ; An', to appear mair sage an' wight. They styl'd ilk ither. Worthy Knight. Weel ! Knights we'll ca' them, for, we see. It needs nae great ability To be a Knight, an' wear a sash, Gin ye hae plenty ready cash. Now, mony a cuif, wi' looks right silly, Is styl'd. Sir Jamie, or Sir Willie ; 141 But sic a group, as sure's I'm living-, O' Knights, was ne'er seen under Heav'n. HerCj tinklers/ tajlorS;, butchers^, millers, Sma' waiters, ale, an' whisky sellers, A' deck'd out in queer antic dresses, Wi' sic a group droll-looking faces ; You'd sworn, had you but seen ilk jigger. That Knights were they, o' woefu' figure. Or modern Quixotes, here a* met, Frae a' the airts, to celebrate. In antic dress, an' tarnish'd grandeur. The mem'ry o' poor auld Saint Andre. The Sovereign, first, ascends the chair," Wi' owrelay clean, an' weel kaim'd hair ; Red was his hair, o' red the deepest. He bought it, whar he gat it cheapest. The rusty Sword, he straught seiz'd on it. Syne crown*d himsel' wi' auld Scots bonnet ; The Knights, an' noble Office-bearers, Salute him wi' three hearty cheerers. For this fresli proof, an' former favours, The Chief a flaming speech delivers ; In whilk he flatters sae the birkies,^ As mak's them just as proud as turkies, 143 The Dean, niest, wi' devotion warra^ Roars out a Grace^ as lang's my arm ; But, e'er ha'f done, ilk Knight, wi's whittle. On fish, an' flesh, began to guttle. Haggis, an' sa'mon, hens, an' lamb. Into their lang lank sides they cramb ; An', as ilk plate fu' fast they eat. They tak' a dram their maw to whet. A Knight roars out, " Sovereign, I think. The rule's as muckle's we can drink*." ^' Most certainly. Sir Tun, I houp; Ye'U no forget to fill the stoup.'* Tun says to himseP, wi' upcast eye, I ne'er saw sic a drouth ie fry. By Jove ! I think, they'll drink me dry. The Dinner done, the plates a' vanish' d. The tables wi' guid stuff replenish'd ; The Sov'reign drinks, *' King Geordie's health," *^ To a' his subjects, peace an' wealth." Then, up they sprang, an' roar'd, an' skirl'd. Till a* the ke'bers shook an' dirl'd ; * Every Knight was furnished with Dinner, Whisky, and Beer, at a certain sum. 143 The very plates, in Luckj's kitchen. Came aflf the shelf, wi* joy a' hitching. A taylor, now, wi' pleasure roar'd, A sang he'd made on his shop-board ; The Knights, sae proud to ha'e a poet. An' he, sae proud that he cou'd show it ; They cheer, an' ruff this Knight o' steel, 'Till's brain, wi' applause, began to reel ; But, whether wi' gratitude, or drink, Down on his backside Stitch did sink* An auld Financier, neist began, Wish'd much to ken how things did stan' ; I've heard, said he, on fause pretences. Some gormandize at our expences ; That sae the funds are misapply'd — Order ! fu' loud, the treasurer cry'd. While some cry. Hear ! an' others roar'd, 'Till lient a saul cou'd hear ae word ; The bottles rang araang the glasses. An nought was heard, but groans, an' hisses ; Wi' sic a horrid gibble gabble. You'd sworn it was anither Babel. 144 At last, the Chief, wi' unco fight, Order restor'd to ilka Knight ; *Tis mov*d, an' a* the Knights agree> This to refer to a committee. Guid Humour 'gain resum'd her place ; Ilk ana puts on a cheerfu' face; The Sang, an' Toast, gae blithely round> An' mirth, an* glee, again abound ; 'Till ane, or twa, wha'd gat their beer in^ Began a roarin', an' a swear in'* A Fiddler chiel, wi' a' the graces O' nods, an' shrugs, an' comic faces, Was busy upon morals dav'ring. In ither words, ha'f fu' was hav'ring ; 'Thout either meaning, or allusion. Had nearly gat to the conclusion^ When his neist neighbour, wha was fu'. Into his pouch, began to spew ; Tweedle, wha'd gat in't some sonatas. To mak' additions, an' erratas, Roar'd out, '' the devil cram your throat. You've made my tunes no worth a groat. Fiegh ! sic a sniell, warse then a bear's Thy cursed streams hae spoilt my airs. 145 Then seized the poor wight by the nose> On him bestow 'd some hearty blows. This sae enrag'd wee Snipe, his cronie. He made a blow at poor Cremonie ; But Tweedle, jinking to the right. It fell on Sir Tun's great fat kyte, Wi' sic a buff rebounds the ban'. Just like a ba' afF sack o' bran* Tun did nae like the salutation> An' straight began retaliation, Wi' sae much interest, in a crack. Poor Snipe was laid on braid o's back. Legions then murmuring, 'gan to muster. An' swarm'd round Sir Tun, in a cluster. But Sir Tun fought his way, fu' gruffly. An' handl'd twa three dev'lish roughly ; ; q Till a tall chiel, wha fought aye tenty. Came on Tun's larbour tack a slenty. Which fairly spoiled his equipoise. Then down he fell, wi' grumbling noise. His friends now thought, 'twas time to help him. An' round about them 'gan to skelp 'em. The battle, now, was general grown, An' valiant d^eds that night were done. T 146 When great artiU'ry they'd let fly; The smaller arms they quick did ply. BowlSj glasses, tanker's, candlesticks. On either side, gae dreadfu' licks ; An' mony a' sair, an bluidy hide. Was gi'en^ an' ta'en, on ilka side. Now, whilst the battle furious rag'd, I'se tell how a' the troops engaged. Auld Cooper, an' his son, the Smith, The Miller thrash'd, wi' a' their pith. The little mettle Barber, Handy, Was doin' his best to help poor Sandy ; While Waiter Tarn, an' Wabster Jock, ^j/ Wi* Wright, an' Ganger, fierce did yoke ; Gi'in', an' receiving mony a knock. The Postman's skin frae blows to keep. In a snug corner, sham'd a sleep. The Butcher was Bookbinders smashing. To help his friend. Piper M*Glashan. HT The Fencing-Master, slVs right hand, Fought, an' nane cou'd his thrusts withstand; Till a slee Gobler chiellet flie, Frae afar, a glass, that hit his e'e ; i^.. « > . . 147 Then down he fell^ owre-power'd bj verminejir Who owre the fallen Chief came swarming, A gabbie chiel, an Auctioneer, Wha'd gat a thump behind the ear, ^^ Now in a corner lay fii'close^ ^r In case they shou'd repeat the do3e.f ^ xiiiVf Wee Snipe behav'd wi' muckle spunk. An' fought, tho* he was twa parts drunk; -^ Impartially he dealt his blows, ; ^ ^^^^^, On wha came first, be't friends, or f^^s^^jUf f A The Fiddler tint his wig i' the scuffle. His nose a* bluid, an' torn his ruffle ; He'd done as muckle's he was al^le, -y. An' lay secure aneath the table. ,j, The Dancing-Master fought wi' mettle, 'Till ane a plate at's head did ettle ; Then down he fell, an' lay, in c^se . Anither plate had spoilt his face. Poor ae legg'd Stitch awoke, in wonder^ ^. An' rubbing's e/en, roar'd out, like thunder ; rr " What deel does a' this fightin' mean ? -, I left ye a* ffuid frien's, yestreen.'' ^r Whiz, by him flew a large, decanter, ,. ,,1 An' frae his wood lee: took a spUntei\ 2 148 He wisely shifted 'neath the table. Least the neist shot might him disable. Sir Tun was raging like a lion ; Sometimes a-fighting, sometimes crying; For the Town-Guard^ to tak* ilk black up, Wha in his house had made sic kick up. The noble Sovereign kept his seat, Opprest wi' a* the cares o' state. Sometimes a bawling. Order ! Order! At ithers, roaring, murder ! murder ! To tell ilk feat, that did tak' place. Wad far exceed my little space ; Sae, I'll tak' leave o' this confusion. An' haste me to the grand conclusion. Each side, disdaining still to yield, An' quit this hard, but weel fought field ; 'Till a reinforcement, not foreseen, Rush'd in, an* chang'd the bluidy scene. The Wife, wha'd heard her man, an' frien's. Roaring for help, array *d her Queans : Ilk, wi' a broomstick, an' a pocker, A blow fvae them, was now nae joker : When this the other party saw. They wisely did their troops withdraw ; Except wha'd sheltered 'neath the table. Or some to rin, wha were nae able. As skilfu' Generals, when they're beat. Do mak' a quick an' safe retreat, Sae, their Chief, when he gat a thump, Frae Lucky's broomstick, owre the rump ; ^, Wi' Amazons, saw he'd nae chance, Sae fairly took him ben the trance^ Wi's brave Knights following at his heels, ^ Swearing they were attacked by Deils. 150 LINES v,,^. Upon the Death of the Reverend Mr Struthers. Thou cheerfu' sky, o' azure clear, Maj'st dark an' gloomie now appear ; ' Ye low'ring clouds, fast gathering, wear A hue mair fitting ; To what I feel for Struthers, dear, Sae early smitten. O, Death ! thou hast not struck a heart, Wi' thy all-powerfu' leveling dart ; Nor in a kirk left mair to smart. This mony a day. Thy cruel mandate, come depart. Made mony wae. Thou'st ta'en, in his meredian splendour, A chosen Shepherd, gentle, tender ; Wha o^ his flock, stood the defender^ Frae wolf, or fox ; 151 To real goodness^ nae pretender. But Orthodox. His grace, an* ease, ilk heart did charm, Wi' eloquence, baith clear an' firm ; The path he shaw'd to guide frae harm. Unwary youth ; An' did ilk saul wi' rapture warm. An' love o' truth. In private life, his worth appears. Mature in mind, tho' young in years ; The widow's moan, an' orphan's tears. His loss regret, Wha cheer'd their hopes, an' sooth'd their fears, In accents sweet. His countenance bespoke a mind. To social intercourse inclin'd ;- In Friendship o' the pufest kind. His soul delighted ; Guid nature, Wit, an* Sense combin'd, A' hearts united. 152 Fair symmetry his person grac'd, O' gentle manners, mild, an' chaste : The Gentleman, a' hearts confessed. An' Scholar blended ; Nae man alive e'er mair possess'd. An' e'er less kend it. Now, rest his clay, in silent dust. That God, who was his stay an' trust. Has plac'd him, now, among the Just, A perfect spirit ; While we, with love, forever, must Revere his merit. 153 EPISTLE To Mr E P ^ ^jquj^ ^ Miniature of his Daughter, Miss C P This sma' pledge o* esteem accept, Frae me, the humble donor : Wou'd I were able wi't to shower, A thousand blessings on her. I've done the best that's in my power. To copj ilka feature ; But, fegs ! its far beyond my art To paint her charming nature, Sae sweet, ilk day. But what my pencil canna do. In justice to her worth. Sir, Allow me, wi' my pen, to try. To spread her virtues forth. Sir. Her temper will a tocher be. To him wha gains her favour ; V 154 That last will aye, tho' fortune shou'd Spread wide her wings, an* leave her;, Some glooraie d^y. Sweet sings the Lark at dawn o* day. The Mavis sweet at gloaming ; An' sweet's the Blackbird's powerfu' notCj, As through the shaw he's roaming. But sweeter far is Kate's sweet voice^, As blyth ilk key she touches ; An' then her grace an' modesty. Ilk feeling heart bewitches. An' charms, that day. See yon wee rose-bud, spreading forth Its opening dewie bosom, Tak's shelter 'neath the parent rose's. Gay, luxuriant blossom, Sae innocence, an' modesty^ Kate's merit often hiding ; Beneath her Mother's fostering wing. In Virtue's path's aye guiding, Her Rate, ilk day. 155 *f hen may sweet Kate's guid sense an' worthy To her kind Dad gie pleasure ; Till he consign her to the lad, Wha's worthy o' sic treasure. Still in his Oes, may he retrace^ His Kate's dear form, an' merit ; Till He wha rules earth, sea, an' sky. Shall call aloft his spirit. Some future day. 156 SONGS. The battle of TRAFALGAR, Tune.— the Galley Slave. Loud howl'd the wild tempest^ as Helen awoke, And thought on her Henry afar ; Twelve, dismally sounding, her slumbers had broke;^ 'Midst the wind, and the hail's dreadful jar. The brinie tear moisten'd her lovely blue eye. When she thought that some wild, howling blast. Or some vengeful battle, where dread bullets fly. Might every fond Hope soon o'ercast. She fancy'd, she heard, a low voice softly say. Dear Helen, ah ! cease now to weep ; For thy Henry, who fell on that glorious day. Now rests with the Brave, in the deep. Near proud Trafalgar, our brave Chief met the fot. When the land of dear Freedom to save. 157 A fighting with Nelson^ thy Hal was laid lo\V> As he fought, so he fell, with the Brave. The tempest below, thy poor Hal fearless brav'd. His duty he never did shun ; And, as Britain's dear flag o'er proud Gallia's high wav'd. Your Henry's last glass then was run. The Cherub, who often below his course steer'd. And thro' quicksands, and shoals oft him bore ; As the Land of the Blest thy lov'd Henry near'd^ Did welcome his soul to its shore. Ah ! cease then for Henry, fair Helen, to cry. Soon we'll meet in that haven of rest ; Where Love ever reigns, for through Love the Most High, Has plac'd your dear Hal *mong the blest — From behind a dark cloud, the moon darting a ray. She saw Henry's form with surprise ; While round his bright locks streams of glory did play, As he vanish'd from Helen's sad eyes. 158 On the threatened INVASION, TuNE.-^Bruce's March to Bannockburn. See the Tyrant pouts his host. O'er proud Gallia's threat'ning coust t Now each Briton takes his post. To guard fair Albion's isle. Let the Despot's slaves appear. On the land to Freemen dear * Soon they'll find, that void of fear. The Brave at Death can smile. For our Ring so kind, and good, AVho'd refuse to shed his blood ; E'en his heart's last ebbing flood. E'er, he to Tyrants yield. Shall our fertile hills, and plains. The last dear spot where Freedom reigns. E'er submit to Despot's chains. While arms her Sons can wield. 159 No ! one Heart, and Soul unite Us^ to guard each darling right ; , » For each blessing Britons fight^ Then who'd now fear a Grave. Each a hero now behold ! Manly courage^ firm^ and bold^ Fills our Sons^ whose Sires of old^ Now rest them with the Brave. Then let Tyrants shun that isle. Where dear Freedom deigns to smile : Slaves ne'er flourish on that soil. For which our Fathers died. Still their Sons shall show the foe, That their hearts with Valour glow, ^Gainst the Fiend whose hosts spread woe. Where e'er their standards glide. 160 WINSOME WILLIE. Tune. — Rattling, roaring Willie. O^ Willie ! my winsome Laddie^ The blink o' yer bonny black e'e; Repays a' the frowns o' ray Daddie^ An* Minnie, tho' mony they be. They say, that o' siller ye've naething*. Nor routh o' guid plenishing braw ; But weel ken I, Willie, there's ae thing, A leal heart's the be^t o' them a'. There's auld doited Rabbie, the miller. To get me, mak's muckle ado; But I care nae for houses, an' siller, Gin I get the lad that I lo'e. O ! siller, nae doubt, is inviting. An' lasses like weel to be braw ; But a sweet bonny lad's mair delighting Than siller, an' gowd, an' a'. My Willie, ay« canty an' cheerie. At kirk an' at market is seen ; 161 Wi' sic a sweet lad for my Dearie^ AVhat deil wad e'er gar me compleen. There's nane on the green trips sae lightly. Few wi' him can e'er put the stane ; At a sang, or a glee, nane sae sprightly As Willie^ dear Willie, my ain. Tho' folks shou'd hae Gowd without measure. They aft may hae Poortith for't a' ; But happy Content is a treasure. That keeps aye our back frae the wa'. ! gie me my winsome Laddie, Tho' Fortune shou'd little betide ; • . • .' 1 reck nae the frowns o' my Daddie, Love aye keeps a canty fire-side. 162 A SONG, Addressed to the Loyal Volunteers of North Britain, 1807. Tune.— Fy let us a' to the Bridal. My LadS;, I've heard Windham a cracking, That Volunteers do us nae guid ; That when the French land, they'll be packing. An' rin to the mountains like wud : Says he, will a man in's right senses, Advance, that a French Sodger fears To be look'd in the face by thae dunces. Who style themsel's. Brave Volunteers. But, Windham, your gash now be slacking. An' spare your palaver an* jeers : I'se tell you, that mony guid whacking 'S been by the brave Volunteers. , Ony Country, or Nation, you'll mention, Frae Hist'ry it plainly appears. 16S Were protected ia times o* dissension. An' danger, by brave Volunteers. 'Mang the Greeks, at the pass o' Thermop^le^ Wha laid down their lives without fear ; Leonidas, an' generous companions ; Ilk ane was a brave Volunteer. Through ilk page o' their beautifu* storv, Wi' pleasure recorded we hear. Examples o' courage, an' glory, Perform'd by ilk brave Volunteer. The Romans, the bravest o' Nations, Tho' often victorious nae doubt. In turn, frae their foes gat their thrashings. Their vet'rans a* kill'd to the boot : Then, wha was't stept forth as defenders. To allay the poor helpless's fears ? Wha, but them, now a days ca'd pretenders, Th' undaunted, an' brave Volunteers } Brave Harold, wi's brethren a-fighting, 'Gainst Willie, the Conqueror, did show, 2 164 What brave Volunteers, when uniting. For King, an' for Country, can do ; An' had a chance shot not prov'd fatal. When nearly victorious, it's clear. Will, an's vet'rans, had ne'er gain'd the battle Frae Harold, an' ilk brave Volunteer. Wi' brave Wallace, our hardy forefathers. Aft fought for their Country's guid; An' to free us frae chains, an' vile tethers. Aft spilt the last drap o' their bluid. At Bannockburn, Bruce, vri's lochaber. An' Douglas, wi's gallant ^cots spears^ Did sairly the English belabour. At head o' their brave Volunteers. The French, tho' at war wi' our Nation, To gie e'en the Devil his due. Their Volunteers, on many occasion^ Hae shaw'd themsel's brave, firm, an' true. The Vet'rans o' Germany, an' Prussia, Hae turn'd on young birkies their rear ; An' scamper'd aw a in a jiffie, Frae the raw sans culotte Volunteer. 165 Then mind nae their scoffing, brave fellows ! We fear nae their vaunting alarms ; For our ain manly bosoms do tell us. Our efforts shall guard us frae harms. Then cool not, my lads, in attention To what preserves a* you baud dear ; Bonaparte, sure, shou'd grant him a pension, Wha scoflfs at the brave Volunteer. THE RAKE'S PROGRESS. Tune — The High-mettled Racer. In the Nurs'ry, behold now^ the sweet, darling boy ; The servants to please, every art there employ : One relates his dear prattle, another his wiles. While his doating Mamma hears the story, and smiles. The Mother, delighted, again now relates. To this friend, and that, his wise sayings and feats : By each one caress'd, see all bow at his nod^ And dear little Harry's ador'd as a God, 166 With his masters next see him, each praises his wit. And, by flattering his vanity, raise his conceit : The finest of talents, his tutors destroy. And, to gain Mamma's favour, they praise the dear boy. Education neglected, by such servile arts, Tho', by nature, endowed with the finest of parts ; By the Mother's indulgence, at last, he is spoil'd. An' the smart witty Harry's an ignorant child. His Mother, now dead, he breaks forth from all bounds. Has fine chariots, race-horses, and deer, and fleet hounds t Learns to swagger, and gamble, turns night into day. And debauches each girl that comes in his way ; Piques himself on fine parties, routs, stylish and grand, Keeps a nice op'ra girl, and drives four in hand : His estate, nearly squander 'd, on gambling, and wench. The gay, dashing Harry, is forc'd to retrench. By knowing ones plunder'd, he joins to run down The rich, thoughtless Youth, on first entrance to town ; Turns Gambler, makes sharpers, and villians, his friends^ Thinks nothing too mean to accomplish his ends ; 'Till, at last, caught a cheating, he's kick'd out of doors. Turns associate with pick-pockets, flashmen, and whores; 167 Of character careless^ and fearless of God, The desperate Harry now prowls on the road. By repeated escapes, so audacious he tums^, The Law, and Thief-takers, he laughs at, and scorns : Betray'd by his wench, and no way to retreat, Kills the Bailiff, alas ! and must bow to his fate ; Being hotly pursu'd, he is taken at last. And in Newgate, a felon, in irons is cast— Ah ! hark, that dread sound ! 'tis, alas I the sad bell, Now tolling for Harry, a last passing knell ; For poor fallen Harry ! For poor fallen Harry ! A last passing knell. soNa Tune.— The Braes o' Yarrow. Stranger. Fair are the maids on the bonny Banks o' Dee, Seldom, before, hae I met wi' their marrow ; 168 But sic a fair creature, my eenne^er did see. As jour bonnj bride, frae the Braes o' Yarrow. The liliC;, an' rose, shine in that face sae meek ; But why are these clear een swell'd sae wi' sorrow ? Or, why draps the big tear down that lovely cheek ? Is it for leaving the sweet Braes o' Yarrow ? Bride. Ne'er, ne'er again, shall these tear-dim'd een behold ; Ne'er^ ne'er again, shall the now wretched Flora, View the sweet hills in the morning ting'd wi' gold, Frae the green Banks o' the saft winding Yarrow. O ! cauld, now, alas 1 lies the ance fearless youth ; Cauld, now, lies he, that had scarcely a marrow ! Laid low by that hand, to whom I gae my truth, 'Neath the birken shade, on the Braes o' Yarrow. Bridegroom. Doolfu' my hand, that did bend that stubborn yew ; Doolfu' my e'e, that aim'd the fatal arrow ; Doolfu' that arm, wha the comeliest youth then slew^ That e'er trod the Braes o' the now purple Yarrow. Ah ! why did he venture sae fleet to pursue ? Ah ! why did he dare to snatch my sweet marrow ? 169 Ah ! why try to part twa young hearts^ sure, as true. As e*er plighted truth on the Braes o' Yarrow. Bride. Mournful an* sad, now, must pass my father's days ; Nae child has he, now, to lighten his sorrow ; Cauld, now, is that heart that cou'd soften his waes. Fled far is she, he ance lo'ed on sweet Yarrow. O ! fast, now, descend his grey hairs, ever dear ; Gloomie he sinks in the green house, sae narrow ; While here his sad daughter sheds fast the saut tear, Far frae his towers, an' the Braes o' Yarrow. Stranger. ! dry up these tears, thou bonny, bonny bride ! O ! dry up these tears, now, my winsome Flora ; See here your lo'ed Brother now stands by your side^ To share happy days wi' thee on sweet Yarrow. Tho' wounded I was by the brave Bernard's bow. As rashly I foUow'd, to seize his lo'ed marrow ; 1 come frae my father, nae langer his foe. To welcome him back to the Braes o' Yarrow. 170 The PAWN-BROKER. TuiVE. — Ally Croaker. There liv'd into the Cowgate, Sir, and kept a small pawn- brokerj, A little, bluff boob J, whO;, by different kinds of trokery, Had made a little cash, tho' I've heard people say, Sir, It was not altogether in a very handsome way. Sir. But made it was^ no matter how, which swell'd this little elf, Sir, With so much pride and petulance, he hardly knew him- self, Sir, This Pawn-broker, as he conceiv'd, was a very pretty man, Sir, And, wishing to act the gentleman, would have his picture drawn. Sir ; But, when he got it finish'd, in his pretty smart scratch wig. Sir, It looked, for all the world, then^ as they had drawn a pig. Sir. 171 O the fat Pawn-Broker ! that lik'd a bit of funny sport. But always lik*dj alas 1 to give but very little money for't. The picture being finish'd^ and the critics all assembl'd. Sir, To cut up the poor Painter^ and tt) see if it resembl'd^ Sir, And had it not exactly been, just his fat little self. Sir, The Painter might have taken it, and laid it on tlie shelf. Sir; For as to liberality, this Pawn-Broker so bluff. Sir, Had often thought, and said, and swore, 'twas all mere stuff. Sir, The Taylor fixt on the lappels, and thought they were too Jjig, Sir, The Barber said,, he could not see much fault about th€ wig. Sir ; The Mantu'-maker said, it had got quite his smile, and dimples. Sir; ButtheAVhisky-dealerswore,it hadn't half enow of pimples, Sir, For look, d'ye see, I*m willing, now, a neat half crown to lose. Sir, If he has not quite forgot, that large carbuncle on his nose. Sir. 2 172 The Auctioneer, to shew he was in criticism knowing, Sir, Said, the face was pretty tol'rable, as things were a-going. Sir; But the picture, take it all in all, why, he could plainly tell you. Sir, He'd knocked down many a better, for a third of the value, vSir; Says Polly, why, that's just what I was going here to say. Sir, Why, dont you think two guineas quite enough for it to pay. Sir ? So, in this sage assembly^ 'twas agreed to pay the Painter, Sir, With half the sum they bargained for, as plenty for a Min'ture, Sir ; Because, says the Shoemaker, in his cunning kind of wit. Sir, The picture, tho' well painted, will no other person^/. Sir. But, may all such sordid souls, who love Merit thus to rob. Sir, Be drawn, next, at a cart's tail, and give Jack Ketch a job. Sir, 173 SONG, Tune.— The Rock an** the wee pickle Tow, O ! THOWLEss I sit, wi' the ha'f starting tear. Since my Willie has gane far, an' left me, O ! O' a' that was canty, o' a' that was dear. This lang cruel war has bereft me, O ! O ! bleak was the morning, an' thick drave the snaw. When he lifted his knapsack, to march far awa', O ! how can I think o't wi' pleasure, ava. To leave his sweet cot, an' his Maggie, O ! O ! wee totting Sandy, stood close by my knee. An' smil'd on his arms, sae shining, O ! Little kend the sweet baby, alas ! mair than me. The friend we war then about tyning, O ! To his bosom he press'd me, wi' looks sweet did say, ''Tis honour now ca's your lo'ed Willie away ; The cause o' his country maun now bear the sway. The', often he'll think o' his Maggie, O ! 174 Wi* a knell to my heart gae thae last killing words^ As lifeless I sunk on his bosom^ O ! To think savage faes^ \vi' their muskets, or swords. Might pierce the dear man o' my chusing, O ! For weel do I ken, that his heart is sae leal. To his King, an' his Country, or aught for their weal, 'Mangthe foremost he*d venture, thro' fire or 'gainst steel. An' mind nae th^e tears o' his Maggie, O ! Now three tedious years, since he left me, hae past. An' ilk day I expect his returning, O ! But sad disappointments my Hope aye o'er-cast. An' close ilk lang day in mourning, O ! At night, in wild dreams, my lo'ed Willie I see. Sometimes, pale an' wounded, lie cauld on the lee ; An' sometimes wi' Honour he shouts Victory, An' smiling, returns to his Maggie, O ! INDIAN WAR SONG. Hark ! I hear the rude winds howl ; Now's the time to strike the blow ; 175 Sweet Revenge ! inspire my soul. To destroy my sleeping foe. Hatchet ! in my hand never fail'd ; Bow ! that never miss'd ray aim ; O'er my foes thou'st oft prevaii'd ; Wide thou'st spread thy Warrior's fame. Fail me not^ this vengeful night ; Aid my hand to deeds of woe ; Bloody thoughts my soul delight ; Horror makes my bosom glow. Father*s ghost ! thy son inspire. Make his hand revenge thy death ; * Vitzle, lend thy sacred fire. Let their blood appease thy wrath. See ! the smoke, and flame arise. Hark ! the dismal yell afar ; Captives bring, to sacrifice To our brethren slain in war. * The name of their God of War. 176 INDIAN WARRIOR'S DEATH SONG- Your torments begin/! despise all your art; Not a sigh, nor a groan, shall escape from ray heart : I fear not your tortures, no tear dims my eye ; For, like our great nation, I know how to die. Five Chiefs, with these hands, I laid low on yon plain ; Their scalps, in my cabin, as trophies remain : Your huts, and your fields, in the flame I hav eburn'd. While your hatchets, and arrows, my plantain adorn'd. Our daughters are fair, and our fathers are wise ; Our brethren are brave, and all danger dispise : With the direst revenge, they thy tribe will pursue ; Thy tortures may kill, but they cannot subdue. In the hall of my fathers, my ghost shall rejoice. When the tribe of my brethren, thy country destroys ; Thy women led captives, thy warriors laid low. And the place where they dwelt, not an Indian shall know, 177 SONG. '^S '^ Dull and weary goes the night. Nought that's near me gives delight ; Sad I sit, or pensive stray, Nought is sweet, when she's away* The reed to sound, I often try. But lost is now its melody ; Nature's face seems altered quite. Since Nancy cheers no more my sight. In the morning, sad, I rise, '' ' Care upon my bosom preys ; The setting sun I View with grief; Sleep itself brings no relief. In Fancy's dreams, her form I trace, The fleeting phantom still I chace ; It still eludes my anxious sight, Nancy's gone, and all is night. a dtilf z 176 Mighty powers ! that rule above. Ye witnesses of purest love ! O ! guide me to the Fair I prize : Sooth'd by her, all sorrow flies. THE HUMBUG. Tune.— Good Lord I what a thing is a Camp. This world is now quite a farce. Each one tries to humlug another ; Sincerity's turn'd now so scarce, 'Tis not us'd betwixt brother and brother. The Priest sometimes humbugs the Parish, The People oft humhug the Priest ; In truth, they're all turn'd now so qiieeri&h. He's the cleverest rogue that cheats best. Tol de roJ, &c. The Lawyer, he takes in his diient. With a deal of palaver and jaw ; 17& Poor Flat hands him over his guineas^ And believes it is very good Law ; But, vj^hen at the end he's nonsuited. With a devilish comical grin, Cries, " I see I've known nothing about it ; Master humbug has taken me in." Tol de rol, &c. If sick, and some Physic is wanted, ' * A Doctor's immediately had. Feels your pulse, shakes his head, and looks dismal, " The symptoms are monstrously bad ;'* But when Nature, at last, beats the Doctor, And Health routs both bolus and pill. Master Clyster then touches you sweetly. With a dev'lish humbug of a Bill. Tol de rol, &c. Thus Poets, and Painters, and Fiddlers, All humbug, and cheat, in their turn ; With flattery, these time-serving scribblers. Bedeck some rich rogue that should burn. The Painter, he flatters your faces With dimples, and smiles, you have not ; 2 180 And the Fiddler humbugs yon with graces^ 'Cause never an ear jou have got. Tol de rol, &c. So there's rogu'ry in every Profession, And cantingj humbugging^ and lying ; But, when Death comes to take his possession. We'll find there's no humbug in dying. If mankind could only see fairly. That Honesty's policy strong. There would be no occasion, most clearly, For this little humbug of a Song. Tol de rol, &c. SONG. Tune.— The Ewe-bughts Marion. Vfii^h ye gang to the ewe-bughts, Marion ! An' wear in the sheep wi' me ? The sun shines sweet, my Marion ! But nae ha'f sae sweet as thee. 181 Thus, Sandy sang sweet to his Marion, As we sat bj the wimpling burn ; But Sandy has left her, no caring, "^ni In sorrow his absence to mourn, Tho', wi' gowd now his garters be glaring, An' siller on his bonnet ajee ; Nae joy can that gie to his Marion, ^,,^^^. . Himsel' 'twas gae pleasure to me. » His hose, an' his plaid, look sae gaudie. The red coat I like nae to see ; They've stown the young heart o' my laddie. Far, far, frae the ewe-bughts an' me. Ilk blythe, bonny laddie, maun leave us. Seeking Honour, an' Fortune, afar ; While we lanely lasses maun grieve vs. To think on the horrors o' war. Then haste, wi* your sweet smile, sae cheery. Nor langer leave Marion to mourn ; Ilk spat 'bout the ewe-bughts looks eirie. Till Sandy, dear Sandy, return. 18$ ADVENTURES OF THE SHILLING. Tune.— The Last Shilling. By a poor toiling wretch^ ivho each hour life bevvairdj Brought to light, I made part of a Dollar ; Near to Spain, by a few British broadsides, was hail'd. And giv'n to reward a Tar's valour. Jack gave me to Poll, when all Dollars being stopt. To a Jew'ller for ear-rings me selling. Slap into a crucible, poor / was popt. And then stampt a beautiful Shilling. A Soldier, who'd long been abroad at the wars. Had been wounded, long sick, and confined ; The all that remaln'd, were his honoured scars. Not a stiver his pocket now lined. An old Gom'rade, beholding his face, soon did guess What his brave friend with hunger was feeling ; Most cheerfully gave him the half of his raess^ And shar'd with him, me, his last Shilling. 18a I long was admir'd by a kind-hearted Fair, Who felt pity, and gave me to shew it, ,; To the young helpless children, and wife, with a tear. Of a poor, distrest, half-starving Poet. Tho' with love for his family, his feeling heart bled ; This son of the Muses, tho' willing, Couldn't get for his children a morsel of bread. Till relieved by fair Charity's Shilling, In a Pawn-broker's shop, I next morning was plac'd. Where all roguery he practis'd daily ; Till at last, caught receiving, he paid me in haste. To save his neck at the Old Bailey. Next, a fat rosy Son of the Church did me bear. Who of charity ever was telling ; But, tho' often assail'd by pale Penury's tear. Could deny the small boon of a Shilling. With all ranks, anc^ degrees^ I have taken abode, Tho' with Merit I'd seldom a lodging ; I have brib'd at Elections, been ta'en on the Road, From hand to hand constantly trudging. At last> an old coining, sly rogue of a Jew, Without either mercy or feeling. 184 In a pot of base metal^ to mend it^ me threw ; Thus ending the dajs of the Shilling. SONG, Sung at a Meeting of some of the Admirers of Burns, immediatelij after the Memory of that Immortal Bard was drank. Tune.— Bruce's March to Bannockburn. BuRNs's mem'ry, charming Bard ! Just now claim'd our fond regard ; He^ I trust, now reaps reward, Aboon, among the blest. Poortith cauld, an' sickness dirCj Aften trj'd to stop his lyre, But cou'd nae quench the sacred fire, That glow'd within his breast. Death, wi' his all-powerfu' dart. Low has laid that manly heart ; 185 Which, wi' glee, aft bore a part, Amang a chosen few. Aften owre the cheering bowl, Hae I seen his lib'ral soul. In his e'e wi' rapture roll. On a' the happy crew. Come, now, a* wi' right guid will. Let us now a bumper fill. An' wi' pleasure let us swill. The health o' bonny Jean. Dear was she, aye, to his heart. Kindly did she act her part ; May she ne'er feel Fortune's smart, Au' Heav'n be aye her friend. May his bairns, whar e'er they be. Meet that kind reception free. Which his frien's he aye did gie. When e'er their face he saw. May sweet Peace their hours beguile. An' Plenty aye upo' them smile. To sweeten ilka war'ly toil, Whar e'er their lot may fa'. A2L 186 THE BEGGAR, I'm weary an* auld, now, my bluid's grown cauld, now ; I canna win on, as I erst us'd to do ; I'm feeble, an' weak, now, for kind Pity's sake, now, O ! shield this grey head frae the cauld weeting dew. Cauld's the Frien' o' my bosom, in life's early blossom, Nip't in the bud, she soon wither'd awa' ; My Bairns are a' gane, now, ra left here alane, now^ To bear ilka blast that may happen to blaw. I'm houseless, an' frienless, I'm hung'ry, an*^ meanless, Nae e'e smiles upon me, as ance I hae seen ; ,n Forlorn, an' deserted, then, oh ! tender hearted ! Dight the saut tear frae thae now sightless een. May Heav'n gang wi' thee, an' happiness gie thee, Wba'st kindly relieved the now frien'less an' poor ; Its a treasure in Heaven, whar ends a' our grievin', A ne'er fading treasure, that e'er shall endure. 187 SONG. IVne, — Bonny Dundee* Whar gat ye that bonnet, sae braw, my dear Laddie ? An' thae trowse, an"* that plaid, o' the tartan sae fine ? I gat them to honour brave Moore, frae my Daddie, Wi' him, now, my fortune I win, or I tyne : We're gawn to assist the brave Spaniards, 'gainst Gallia, Whase cruel ambition has rous'd them to arms ; Wi' glory, on Love's quick'ning wing, your ain Willie Will safely return to enjoy your sweet charms. Dear Willie ! I like nae thae trappings sae gaudie. An' that braid-sword, sae glitt'ring, brings tears in my een ; To think on the perils that wait my dear Laddie, For foremost in ilk bluidy fray heil be seen. If defeat shou'd owretak' him, far, far amang strangers ; An' sick, an' sair wounded, my Laddie shou'd be; h Ah ! wha then cou'd sooth him, in war, an' its dangers ? Sure nane, then, cou'd sweeten ilk hardship like me. 2 188 Dear, Jessie ! jour troth an' jour love I ne'er doubted, An' this ither proof o't gies pleasure to me ; But shou'd our dear Chief, an' his brave lads^ be routed, Nae protector, sweet Lass ! wad be left unto thee. Then staj here^ dear Lassie ! jour Willie^, ne'er fear ye, Wi' Honour, an' Riches, will come back to jou ; To hear, shou'd he fa'^ frae his Chief, sure, wad cheer ye, That he fought, an' he died, as a Hero shou'd do. LOVELY JEAN. 7/ Tune.— Bonnj Jean. Sweet warbl'd ilk songster, an' clear shone the morning. Ilk meadow, an' hill, deck'd in mantle o' green ; A' nature seem'd cheerie, nae creature was eirie, '^-^ But poor, lanelj me, when I left lovelj Jean. As mournfu' I wander'd, 'mang strange lands, an' faces, I thought on the spat whar sae happj I'd been ; When the moon, sweetlj beaming, nae care ever dreaming, Bj tJie saft wimpling burnie I met lovelj Jean. 189 Owre seas braid an' stormy, in battles sae fearfu'. In Freedom's dear cause, I undaunted hae been ; But midst dangers monj, aye sweet Hope, sae bonny, Whisper'd kindly, Td yet see my sweet, lovely Jean. Still Caledon's glens, an* her cauld, rugged mountains, Look'd charming, an' fair, to my aye partial een ; For there, swiftly bounding, owre hill, vale, an' fountain, I've darted wi' rapture to meet lovely Jean. Dear Jean ! cease your grieving, sweet Peace is returning, Tho' wild dashing billows roar loud us between ; Your Sandy is hast'ning, his een wi' joy glist'ning. An' love, whan he thinks on his sweet lovely Jean. Then nae mair will Sandy leave Jean, nor her dwelling, Tho' ever sae humble her cot shou'd be seen ; But canty an' smiling. Care's canker aye foiling. He'll think on past ills, wi' his sweet lovely Jean. Tho' the Sodger's sole portion be poortith an' honour, Tho' ever sae lowly, he ne'er shall be mean ; 'Midst war, an' its thunder, an' rapine, an' plunder, Unstain'd, he's preserv'd his leal heart to his Jean. In fortune, tho' scanty, his pension, tho' humble, Join'd wi' his endeavours, is ample, I ween, 190 To keep still aje cheerie, ilk sweet smiling dearie. The fruit o' his love to his sweet lovely Jean. FAR AWAY, LADDIE, Tune.— Hand awa' fra^ me, Donald. Bonny smiles the Simmer's day, Blyth the birdies, sing, Laddie ; Lammies round us sport, fu' gay. Sweet the flow'rets spring. Laddie. The burnie, owre its peeblie bed, Wimpling saft, does play, Laddie ; A' thae joys were gane, an* fled. When thou wart far away, Laddie. Lanely through yon shaw I'd stray. Then ilk bush, an' tree. Laddie ; Dowie seem?d my heart, sae wae. Was far away wi' thee. Laddie. V9 191 Afteii by the moonlight, clear^ Tears drapt frae my e'e^ Laddie ; When I thought on him^ sae dear. Then far away frae me. Laddie. Fast^ oh ! flies the fleeting hour, Wi' the ane we love-, Laddie ; By the burn^ or shady bower, As we gaily rove. Laddie ; iuo «q'; Let us now enjoy the time. Now we chance to hae, Laddie ; While our youth is in its prime. An' thou'rt nae far away. Laddie. Let us now enjoy ilk sweet. Sent by Heav'n sae kind. Laddie ; When your sparkling een I meet, Joys they aye remind. Laddie. Wilt thou ne'er thy lassie leave, A' the lee lang day. Laddie, 'Neath the saugh to sit an' grieve. Whan thou art far away, Laddie. 192 THE CLIO. Tu>t:. — Ben Bowsprit. The Clio's a vessel, foul weather, and fair. Keeps our vain haughty foe still in awe; With our gallant ship's crew, there are few can compare^ Commanded by brave Captain Baugh. Longside of a Dane, nearly double her size. She her bull-dogs so smart kept a-popping ; A Tartar we've caught here, instead of a prize. Loud cry'd they, pull away, from this sport, quick, I say. By my soul ! there's no time here for stopping. gy my soul, &c. Avast I said our Captain, your mettle I'll try. With that, hove his vessel athwart her ; Pour'd some broadsides into her, which made her to cry, To our tight little vessel for quarter. Three cheers then gave we, to our Captain so brave^ Who so gallantly kept them from hopping : 193 ^ Sure, a better, or bolder, ne'er plow'd the salt waTC, Who less fears, or less cares, for the haughty Monsieurs, Than the Clio's Commander, so topping. Than the Clio's, &c. To the Islands of Faro, we next bore away; Our Captain says, " here let us dash in :" ; Our carronades on them in style then did play. Just after the old British fashion. Possession we took, for they soon douc'd their flag ; Now here George our King's ships may drop in ; Whose health, with our Captain's, we bumper'd in grog. With huzzas to their praise, may they live many days. The fleets of our foes to be cropping. The fleets of, &c. Then for Leitha's dear Harbour, our Vessel next bore. To refit from the hard Northern gale : Up the Forth, gaily tacking, from shore to shore. We proudly stood up with full sail. On a cruise next of Love, in Edina's fair Town, We after the girls must be hopping ; While, in full cans of stingo, their healths shall go round, Bb 194 As we kiss^ and caress^ each foni smiling la&s. That may happen our way there to pop in^ That may happen^ &c. THE BANKS OF THE ANNAN. TuNE.-.Kitty Tyrrel O ! SWEET was the sang, that he caroFd to me ; But sweeter, by far, was his lo^e sparkling e'e : Sweet bloom'd the green birch, an' the hawthorn tree. While sweet hours o' love we were planning, O ! But Jamie has left me, an' sail'd far away ; His faes to encounter in ilk bluidy fray : Ne'er shall I forget our last parting, sae wae. When he left the sweqt Banks o' the Annan, G ! Now, wl' shrill sounding trumpets, an' drums beating loud, My Jamie, sae gentle, now seeks scenes o' blood : Ah ! how can the tender, the generous, the good. Delight in the noise o' the cannon, O ! J95 Sure, our neat rural cot was mair pleasant, by far. Than the dangers, an' hardships^ attending on war : Our innocent pastimes, nae terrors can mar. On the Banks o' the saft winding Annan, O ! But our brave Sons o' Scotia, sae fond are o' Fame, An' gathering Laurels, far, far frae their hame : In their Country's proud annals, to gain a great name. While Discord, war's flame is a fanning, O ! But, whan sweet, gentle Peace, wi' her kind, greeting smile, Shall return our brave Sons to their dear Native soil ; Wi' me, my lo'ed Jamie, shall rest frae his toil. Nor e'er leave again the sweet Annan, O ! THE WINTER NIGHT. The gowden day is now awa'; North east win's fu' snelly blaw ; Keen's the frost, thick drives the snaw. An' a' thereout looks dreary, O I 2 196 Lay the claith, sae clean, an' light. Bring the Haggis, soncy sight ! Tak' yer stools there, now, a's right; Ilk ane looks blythe, an' cheery, O ! Nance, an' Weans, by bleezing fire. Canty, mair wad man desire ? Wi' sic joys, whae'er wad tire ? Or think the lang night weary, O ! Now, wlian a' hae gat their kail, Bring's a cog o' nappy Ale ; O' my sangs ye'se get the wale. To fleg the night sae eirie, O ! Welcome, now, a worthy Frien', Here to spend a canty e'en : Harmless jokes will scaur the spleen. An' ilka thought that*s dreary, O 1 Blythe an' merry a' I see : Can a King mair happy be ? They may Kingdoms rule for me. Content I'm wi' my Dearie, O ! 197 EDWIN AND FLORA. A BALLAD. Haste ! saddle my steed, an' ca' up my vassals ! Swift, let me after the fugitives twa ! Shall it be said, that the Daughter o' Cassils, Fled wi' a needy advent'rer, awa' ? We'll owre ilka mountain, cross ilka ferry. Seek ilka glen, whar, by chance, they may be ; Quick ! sound the horn, we maun nae langer tarry : O ! how I lang, the vile Robber to see ! Far owre the muirland, the bugle now sounded : Shrill, in their glens, did his followers hear : Swift to his Castle, wi' speed, soon they bounded. Thinking, that some deadly fae, now, was near. Soon they were tauld, that their brave Chieftain's Daughter, Wi' some unkend ane, had fled lang ere day : Fast they divided, an' ilka airt sought her ; Wi' their fleet steeds, they soon scour'd ilka way. 198 But the brave Cassils* fleet steed a' surpassing. By a wood side, he afar did descry The fugitive pair, sitting, fondly caressing, Under an aik, as the Tay winded by. Quick, then, as lightening, wi' fury he darted : Close is he by, ere the true lovers ken : Soon to his feet, brave Edwin then started. To guard that life, dearer, by far, than his ain. Fast out his braid sword he drew, to defend him Frae the bauld Baron^ whase dark rolling een. Flashing wi' fury, an* rage, now did bend 'em, In contempt on Edwin, wi' insult sae keen. The sword o' the Baron owre Edwin was pending. E'er he wad lift his against Cassils' life ; While Flora's loud shriek the wide air was rending, To see twa sae dear meet in sic deadly strife. Self preservation said, Edwin, defend thee. Else thou wilt foolishly throw life awa' ; Heaven ! thy aid, then, 'gainst proud Cassils, lend me: Shield my sweet maid, gin I happen to fa'. 'Gainst Cassils, then, lifting his braid sword, sae weighty. Broken in twa^ was the proud Baron's blaid : 199 Raging, he stumbrdj the high an' the mighty. Soon, in a moment, sae low here was laid. Shall I that grey head touch ? never, O ! never ! Tho' I may lose by it, a' I haud dear : Flora ! ah ! must I resign thee forever ? No, here I'll die — see his vassals appear. The Clan, now, o' Cassils, brave Edwin surrounded, Nae way was left him, wi' Flora to fly : Cassils stood sullen, an' seem'd quite confounded, Edwin prepar'd, now, to fight till he'd die. Pale, now, an' wan, was the ance blooming Flora : Tears trinkl'd fast frae her lovely blue een : The Baron was melted, at last, wi' her sorrow ; ' An' struck, as he ey'd the brave youth's noble mien. Stay ! my brave vassals, touch not the young Herjp ; Gallant is he, o' whatever degree : Nane can deserve the fair hand o' my Flora, But he, wha wad for it, his life fearless gie. Strange thoughts the mind o* the Baron possess'd, now. As he the bold figure o* Edwin survey'd ; When Edwin, w i' curtesey, Cassils address'd, now. As he gat frae him his beautifu' maid. 200 Nor low is my Birth-, tho' disguis'd I hae courted ; The Baron Glenelk, weel kend is to thee : Aften, when young", hae ye joyfully sported, Or gallantly fought on the Border's red lee. Till a cruel feud tore your friendship asunder ; Nae way then was left me to win my sweet Maid ; But, disguis'd as a peasant, to come your roof under. An' for my love fearlessly venture my head. Blessings be on thee, thou sure wert design'd, now. By Heaven's kind mercy, to heal this vile feud : Thy Father to welcome, how am I inclin'd, now ! An' rivet our friendship, by joining our bluid. SONG, On the M-- s of H- O ! BLYTHE was the blink o' his love-beaming e'e ; Beneath his blue bonnet, it sparkl'd wi' glee ; His plaid 'cross that bosojnn sure nane breath e'er drew, Mair brave^ kind; or tender^ or lovingly true. 201 His person sae manly^ ilk heart gied delight ; In him, strength^ an' beauty, sae gracefu' unite : The smile on his lip, ilk fair breast wad subdue ; Were't no his ain bosom's sae faithfu', an' true. Now dowie's ilk glen, whar we aft us'd to meet ; An' gloomie ilk shaw, that wi' him was sae sweet : Ilk flower, now, looks faded, gane its lovely hue. Since he sail'd far, an' left her^ whase heart is sae true. Ilk Vet'ran now lo'es him, for valiant is he, Tho' young, nane mair danger tlfen him e'er did see : Ilk Youth, wha now wears the gay bonnet o' blue, Maun glory in him, whase brave heart is sae true. His courage, what dangers, an' perils it brings ! I ken weel, he fights for the worthiest o* Kings ; But shou'd my love fa', then ilk comfort adieu ; Joy nae^mair wad lighten his Lassie sae true. But Heaven's kind favour will still him protect. An* safe him return, or my heart it wad break : Of Honours, an' Wealth, he has gain'd sure enew. Then, ye Powers ! waft him back to his Lassie, sae true, c c 202 INVOCATION TO PEACE. CoMEj sweet Peace ! with heav'nly smile. Dry J once morC:, the redden 'd soil : Send the war-worn Vet 'rail home. Through his native fields to roairl. To enjoy the Silvan haunt, For which oft his heart did pant : When in burning climes he stray 'd. Or where chilling damps pervade ; Then, he'd think of former joys, Banish'd, now, by war's dread noise : Then, he'd think of those he lov'd. Far iiow hence from him reraov'd ; While sweet Hope would whisper, kind, Joys again with them you'll find. Our brave Sons shall then return ; Tears td wipe from those that mourn ; And the lovely maiden's song. Heard once more our groves among : 'Midst the lark's sweet sounding ilotcs. Warbled from their little throats ; 203 As the Plowman, whistling gay, Chaunts some fav'rite roundelay : While the Shepherd's pipe, so shrill. Echoes far, from hill to hill ; Spreading notes of gladness round. Charming ear-delighting sound ! Every heart with pleasure teems. As sweet Peace, diffusive, beams. Send our hardy Tafs, once more. To white Albion's rocky shore : Let the noisy cannon cease, Change its roar, to sounds of Peace. Come, sweet Commerce ! charming maid In thy dazzling robes array'd. With kind Plenty in thy train. To adorn our fields again. Joy will soon, then, heal the heart. Wounded sore, by Discord's dart ; And dread Mars' blood-champing steeds, Sick'ning, gloomy, hide their heads ; Driven from our fields above. To make way for social Love. FINIS. ERRATA. Page 54, line 5, for hh pond*rous, fife, read o^er his ponderous hoofs were crusted* Page 6T, line 10, for monyt read many. Page 85, line 9, for sky-blucy read blue sky. Page 166, line 10, for deer, read deep. Page 168, lines 15, 16, and 17, for doolfu\ read doolfa\ POEMS, ON VARIOUS OCCASIONS: BY GEORGE BRUCE, A just applause, and ^n immortal name. Are the true objects of the Poet's aim ; In quest of these they boldly quit the shore. And dangerous seas, and unknown lands explore. EDINBURGH : PRINTED BY OLIVER & BOYD, AND SOLD BY ALL THE BOOKSELLERS THERE; J^LSO. BY WILLIAM TLRNBULL, GLASGOW; AND ->. K. NEW3IAN AND CO. LONDON. 1813. TO THE MOST NOBLE THE MARQUIS OF HUNTLY, THE FOLLOWING TRIFLES ARE MOST RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED, AS A MARK OF ESTEEM, BY His LoRDSHip'^s most obedient. And very humble Servant, GEORGE BRUCE. TO THE PUBLIC. When a man steps from the walk of ordinary life^ and obtrudes himself on the attention of the worlds he must have some apology for thus making himself particular ; the world will judge if the I apology atones for the fault. My avocations m life leaving some hours of lee- sure^ as a relaxation from my professional pursuits as a Miniature Painter^ I have employed those hours in writing the following Trifles in Verse^ on such subjects as the pdshing moment suggested. The Icind encouragement I formerly received from my Countrymen^ in the publication of my First Volume^ has induced me to try the fate of another ; should it meet with a like reception, it would give me much 2)leasure. n I have taken care to avoid any word or ^ine that could raise a blush in the lovely cheek of my fair Countrywomen^ naturally the admirers of Scottish Song ; and should my little Pieces meet with their approbation^ it will be the proudest day of my existence. CONTENTS. Pagi The Banks of the Spey, or the Old Soldier's Tale, 9 New Year Time, 15 The Faded Rose, 21 Song, Molass Whisky, 23 An Irish Ballad, 27 To Honesty, 30 Scene after a Battle, 35 The Soldier's Funeral, 37 Song, Queen Mary's Farewell to France, 39 Song, Love and War, : 41 Song, O bonny Jenny's witching een, 43 The Suicide, 45 A Ballad, 4$ Roslin, a Ballad, 51 Song, the Adieu, 57 War Song, ....5g viii CONTENTS. Page Song, Sweet smiles the Summer, 60 The Country Bridal, 61 The Veteran, 71 On Brose, ,. 74 Song, The Chevalier's Farewell to Scotland, 79 Song, Shelah O'Conner, 80 Sopg, Galla Water, 82 Lines on the Recovery of a Friend, 84 Elegy on Lord Viscount Melville, 86 Song, The Sailor's Farewell, ...90 Song, Sweet bloom'd the Craw-flowers, 93 Song, Cart's sweet Braes, 95 The Country Christening, 97 Gallant Ned, a Ballad, 103 Tom and Susan, a Ballad, 105 Elegy on S A I , Bt ..107 Song, Cannie, Lassie wilt thou gae, 110 Song, Droop not Nancy, \12 Song, The Enamoured Painter, 113 Elegiac Verses on the Duchess of Gordon, 117 Watty s Warning, 119 Song, The bonny House of Airly, \22 Summer Storm, 124 CONTENTS, Page Verses on my youngest Child, 131 Song, Auld Friends, 133 Poor Emma, the Maniac, 135 Song, The Sailor's Welcome, 136 Elegiac Verses on the King's Birth Day, .,139 The Lady of Boswellha', a Ballad, ...143 Premature Epitaph, 1 47 Song, Come dry thae shining een, 149 Song, Adieu, my kindest, lealest Dearie, 151 Mary of Dee, a Ballad, 154 Ode to Independence, ! 56 Song, The Souters o' Selkirk, 158 Song, Teddy O'RafFerty, .........160 Chapter of Accidents, , 163 Robin's Fireside,. ,.. 167 Epistle to a Friend, &c 171 Song, Lassie steek the hallan door, 177 Song, See the Banner of Tyranny,.., 179 Song, The Farewell, 181 To Young Poets.......... ...182 William Tell, a Ballad, in two parts, 188 B LIST OF SUBSCRIBERS. COPIES. Mr Arbuthnot, - - - 1 Mr Francis Allan, - - - 2 Mrs Allan, - - - - Mrs Arnot, - - - - Mrs Alexander, - - - Mr Robert Aitken, - _ - Mr Robert Anderson, Mrs Alexander, Leitli, The Right Hon. Lord Balgonie, Sir James Whynne de Bath, Lady Hunter Blair, - - -2 Sir David Hunter Blair, _ , 2 James Hunter Blair, Esq. of Dunskey, - 2 Mr H. Blair, - - - Miss H. Blair, _ > . Col. John Boyle of Shewalstoun, William Blair, Esq. of Blair, Mrs Blair, - - Col. Thomas Brisbane of Brisbane, Mr Archibald Burn, Mr David Buchan, ... Mr John Bell, Mr George Boyd, - - - 12 Mr John Brooks, _ . . Mr Thomas Brooks, Miss J. Brydon, - - - Mr William Brydon, _ - - Mr John Bodan, _ - - Mr William Braidvvood, jun. Mr John Ballantyne, - - . Mr Burn, Glasgow, - - -2 Mr John Baxter, Terrace, Edinburgh, Mr James Bogie, - - - Mr William Bruce, - - - The Right Honourable Lord Craig, - 4 Lady Hume Purves Campbell, - 1 John Campbell, Esq. W. S. - - S B 2 COPIES, Duncan Campbell, Esq. of Barcaldane, - 2 Capt. R. CarmichaeU 42d Regiment, - 2 Thomas Corbet, Esq. W. S- - - Capt. D. Cameron, Aberdeenshire Militia, Miss Crawford, Hestalrig, Mrs Crease, - - - . Mrs Charteris, Leith, Mr John Currie, - - . Mr John Christie, St Andrew Street, Mr John Christie, writer, - ^ Mr John Christie, ditto Mr A. Campbell, l^eith, Mr John Campbell, - . ^ Miss Caitcheon, The Right Honourable Lord Chief Baron, The Honourable Mrs Dundas, Mr David Drummond, Mr Douglas, - - - Mr Charles Dickson, - - - Mr Andrew Duncan, Glasgow, - ' Mr Dymock, Glasgow, Mr Dougal, Glasgow, Mr D. Duffield, Esq. Carlton, near Middlebow Yorkshire, - - , The Right Honourable the Earl of Eglinton, Miss Edmonstone, George Street, Miss Edmonstone, George Street, Mr Peter Elder, - - • Sir William Forbes, Bart. Mrs Fordyce of Ay ton, Mrs Fortescue of Stephanstown, Captain Fleming, - ^ Mrs A. Fletcher, - . Mrs Eraser, - - * • Mr John Eraser, - - - Mr James Eraser, - Mr Fowler, Prestonpans, Mr R. Eraser, College Street, Mr Samuel Forsyth, - - . Mr Alex. Fiddes, • *. Mr Galloway, M. P. Mr Galloway, junior, -; «. XUl COPIE0. Mr Thomas Gibson, - - - ilr Robert Gordon, Prestonpans, Mr James Grieve, Mr Willison Glass, Mr John Gordon, The INTost Noble the Marquis of Huntly, The Right Honourable the Lord President, The Honourable Lady Charlotte Hope, Sir James Hay, James Hunter, Esq. of Thurston, Alex. Hamilton, Esq. of Grange, Miss Hunter, Queen Street, Miss A. Hunter, Queen Street, John Hunter, Esq. W. S. - - Mrs J. Hunter, Miss Hunter, - - - Miss H. Hunter, - - . Mr James Harper, Newington, Mrs Harper, - - . Mr Alex. Harper, - - . John Harper, Gorgo Mills, Robert Hall, Esq. Captain A. Hodge, R. N. - - Mr John Hogg, - - - Mr John Heggie, Mr Andrew Henderson, Mrs Hannay, - - - Mr Heslington, Mr Haliburton, Glasgow, Mr Thomas E[ardy, Leith, Mr David Hunter, Mr Horn, - - . . Mr A. Hall, Mr Heatlie, Register Office, Mr John Hume, Mr James Hogg, - , , Mr Haldane, - . . Sir David Innes, Bart. Mrs Innes, _ , ^ Mrs Irvine, Gayfield Place, Mrs Joseph Johnston, XIV COPIES. Mr Alex. Jack, - - - 1 Mr John Johnstone, - - 1 Mr Knucldson, - - - 1 Mrs Kerr, - - - 2 Mr Thomas Kerr, - - 2 Captain Jacob H. Karhs, Leith, 1 Mr Thomas Kirk, Portobello. - 1 Mr Lawrie, Glasgow, - - 1 Mr Robert Lawrie, Leith, - 1 Mr Robert Lockhart, Elder Street, - 1 Mr James Law, - - 1 Mr John Lauder, - - - 1 The Right Honourable Lord Viscount Melville, 4 Sir William Maxwell of Monreith, - 1 Lady Maxwell, - - 1 Lady Hume Maxwell, - 1 Lady MoncriefF, - « - g Mrs John MoncriefF, - - 2 James MoncriefF, Esq. Advocate, - 2 Henry MoncriefF, Esq. W. S. - 2 Mrs Col. Maxwell, Robert Montgomery, Esq. of Craighouse, Lieut-Col. Millar, 23d Portuguese Regiment, Patrick Maxwell, Esq. John M'Intosh, Esq. Inverness, John Macneil, Esq. of Oakfield, Thomas Macgee, Esq. Robert Scott MoncriefF, Esq. Mrs Meldrum, - - - Lieutenant Murray, 91st Regiment, Mr David Murray, - - - Mr Hugh Murray, Miss M*Knight, - - . Mr James MofFat, Mr James Mitchell, - - - Miss B. Moir, - - - Mr Robert Mitchell, Mr John Masson, Miss Michie, Dundas Street, Mrs M'Kenzie, No 4, Dundas Street, Mr Marr, merchant, Mr John Morrison, Mr M'Andrew, COPIES. Captain Hans Meyor, Leitli, - 1 Mrs Mitchell, High Street, - 1 Mr William Moodie, Leith, - 1 Mr M'Intosh, Leith, - - 1 Rev. Mr Kean, A. M. - - 1 Mr James Mack, - - 1 Arch. Newbigging, Esq. Glasgow, - 2 David Niven, Esq. ditto, . - 1 Mr Alex. Neil, junior, - - 1 Mr William Napier, - - 1 Mr Alex. Napier, - - 1 Mr Thomas Oliver, - - 12 Miss Primrose, ... 2 Mrs Paul, - - - Miss Paul, - - - . Richard Prentice, Esq. Mr Eben. Picken, Mr John Park, Mr Purves, - Mr William Potts, Catherine Street, The Right Hon. the Marquis of Queensberrj, Henry Raeburn, Esq. .Mr Andrew Ross, Miss Mary Anne Ross, Mrs Russel, Woodside, Mr G. L. Rae, Capt. Lars Reymert, C. Reymert, Esq. Danish Agency Office, Mrs Reymert, Leith Walk, John Reed, Esq. Dublin, Mr D. Robertson, Mr John Robertson, Excise, Mrs Rutherford, Glasgow, Mr Andrew Robertson, Mr William Ritchie, Archibald Spiers, Esq. of Elderslie, John Smith, Esq of Swindridge, Mrs Sibbald, Leith, Thomas Smith, Esq. Mr James Smith, Mr Robert Stevenson, Mr A. Spence, - . - XVI C0PIE5. ■Vfr Edward Simpson, Mr William Scott, Mr R. Scott, Mr Thomas Smellie, Alex. Stewart, Esq. Londofi Street, Mrs Stewart, Mr Skinner, Roxburgh Place, Mr George Stewart, Mr James Sawers, Mr John Simpson, Mr Scott, Mr John Steel, - - - Mr John Steel, Glasgow, - ^ Mr Trotter, - - - 1 Mr John Thompson, Professor of Music, 4 Mr J. Thompson, Portrait Painter, - 2 'Mrs J. Thompson, - - 2 Mr David Tough, The Rev. Mr Geo. Tough, Mr Vi'iiliam Temple, Elder Street, Mrs Tuiloch, Mrs James Thompson, Mr Patrick Tliompson, Mr Archibald Thomson, Hugh Thomson, Esq. Custom House;, Leith, Mrs Ure Allowa, David Willie, Esq. William Walters, Esq, Mr William Wljigham^ - - ^ Mr H. White, Mr Thomas Walker, Mr John Weir-, Mrs Watson, - Eraser Wilson, Esq. Excise, Samuel Wilson, Esq. Dr Watt, Queen's Street, Glasgow, Mr Watson, ditto, ]Mr John Wyber, - - - Mr Whyte, Mr John Walker, Musselburgh, Mrs Major Yule, Inveresk, Mrs Dr Yule, POEMS, BALLADS, AND SONGS. THE BANKS OF THE SPEY ; Or, The Old Soldier's Tale. Rolling rapid ran the river. By the scroggie banks o' Spej ; As the lark's wee pinions quiver, 'Mang the snaw-white clouds sae gay. Sweetly bloom'd the modest daisy : Bonny shone the craw-flower's bell ; While the heath-clad mountains hazy, Gae their sweetness to the gale. A 10 "Mang the aiks the roe was bounding : Owre the braes the maukins scud : Sweet the shepherd's pipe was sounding ; As the Iambics plajfu' whud. Fragrant was the blooming heather : Sweet the hawthorn's milk-white bloom ; While the game, wi' spreckl'd feather, Flutter'd gaily 'mang the broom. Wimpling clear, the crystal fountain Through the gloomie glen here rins^ Down the fearfu* rocky mountain, Dashing owre the rugged linns. On the moss-clad mountain musing, Owre the bonny gow'nie green ; Roim* the harmless flocks were brousing ; Sweet an' cheerfu' was the scene; Near me stray'd an ancient figure, Lyart was his locks, an* thin; Still his manly form shaw'd vigour, Tho' wi' age now maistly blin.' 11 * Father, hail ! to thee guid-morning. Sweet an' saft's the vernal breeze : Wha is*t owns thae towers, adornhig Yon green wood o' lofty trees ?' '' Weel I ken the worthy owner, Frank's his heart, an' leal an' kin' ! Heav'n bless lang, wi' joy, his honour. For his smiles on me an' mine ! '' In the field nane e'er was braver. Ne'er shrunk he frae gun, or sword ; Never was he kend to waver ; Forward! aye was H******s word. *' But when stubborn faes had yielded. Keen was he ilk v^^retch to save : War's dread sword nae mair he wielded ; Mercifu' was he as brave. " Or when forc'd, by fell disaster. To retreat through bog or fen ; Ne'er flew he wi* fleet steed faster. But on foot fought wi' his men. A 2 12 " In the marshy camp when lying. To repine he ne'er was known ; ]But he'd help the sodger dyings Wi* what shou'd hae been his own ! " When owrecome wi' thirst, an' weary. After marching sair, an' lang; Still his comely face look'd cheery, Naething e'er his spirit dang. " But to tell his deeds in arms, Short the langest day wad seem ; Ilka sodger's bosom warms. When he hears brave H*****'s name* '' Whar the wide Atlantic ocean. Washes Scotia's rocky shore. An' big waves, in wild commotion, Furious beat, wi' dreadfu' roar. *^ There, beneath a tyrant cruel. Sad I past my early days — Liberty ! life's dearest jewel ! Wha can soun' owre loud thy praise ? IS "' Poortith was my daily lodger, Hopes I'd nane o* kin' relief: Fore'd was I to turn a sodger, Midst wild war to drown my grief. '' Hourly is the sodger's danger. When he tak's the tented plain ; Comfort to him's aft a stranger. But repining there is vain. '* In the conflict fierce an' dreadfa^ Mony were my honour'd scars ; But some angel aye was headfu', To protect me midst the wars. " Near the Texel were we landed. On the coast of proud Mynheer ; H***** brave, our corps commanded. Under him nae heart kend fear. '* Fierce and furious was the battle ! Wounded was our gallant chief; By his side a shot prov'd fatal ! To my boy—how sad my jjrief ! ' -* ■-*#, 14 ** Since tliat hour his honour*s guidness Has preserved my hoary head ; Now, in peace^ frae Fortune's rudeness^ Soon I'll moulder wi' the dead. *' Three brave sons abroad do fight now^ Wi* that gallant warlike band ! ' Who, near by Aboukir's height^ low Laid the pride o' Gallia's land. " Yon sweet cot's my cheerfu' dwelling. Thanks to gen'rous H*****'s name ; Hundreds might sic deeds be telling O' his worthy sae true his fame ! '^ But while this auld heart is warm. Blessings will I aye implore On his head, may heav'n frae harm. Guard him when I am no more." Now he paus'd — as owrc ilk furrow O' his aged cheek, the tear O' gratitude, but not o' sorrow, Trinkl'd down sae pearl ie clear. 15 NEW YEAR TIME, Let mirth abound, let social cheer Invest the dawning o* the year ; Let blythesome innocence appear. To crown our joy. — Fergusson, When bliiegown bodies loudly skirl^ Alm'nacks frae Aberdeen^ man. Then drouthie cronies meet to birl Their ora placks at e'en, man : An' as the snell win' roars fu' loud. When th' auld year's near the end o't ; Fo'ks roun' the bleezing ingle crowd. An' cantily there bend it, Fu' crouse, at night. On Yule, the cogs o' guid fat brose. Are on ilk table smokin*; As roun' the reaming bicker goes. Ilk drouthie chiel to slockin : 16 Wi' geese an* turkies^ mony ane O* Reekie's sons is steghing; While haggis gars tjie table grane. An' sets them a' a peghing, Wi' spice^ that day. Then hearty grows ilk honest saul^ For a' is fun and daffing ; Pale Envy wi' her heart o' gall^, Is ^eg'd hence wi' their laughing : An' tho' the kibers dirl an' shake, Wi' fierce auld canker 'd Boreas; The cheering nappie afF they take, ^ Or join in happy chorus^ Fu' loud, that day. Neist Hogminae, to Scotsmen dear. Comes smiling in fu' dainty, An' 'wives bring ben their darling cheer, Guid cakes an' cheese fu' plenty : Nor budge we till the last year's doup Is kick'd out by its brither ; Syne to our shanks wi* glee we loup. An' a* shake hands the gither, Sae blyth, that morn. 17 » The kettle then on ingle clear^ Boils fu' o' ale an' whisky ; Wi' eggs an' sucker, that's the cheer ! To mak a birkie frisky : Awa' wi' a' yer foreign trash, Yer gin, yer wine, an' brandy ; Fu' o' het pints he'll bauldly dash^ E'en fearless o' Auld Sandy ! Sae crouse, that morn. Lang Wabster Jock, wi' nose sae red, Wad out to shaw his mettle ; But fegs he'd better been in's bed. Than seiz'd on Jeanie's kettle : Some dizens roun' him wi' their sticks, Soon laid him i' the gutter ; He tint his hat, gat cuffs, an' kicks. And made an unco splutter , I' the dirt, that morn. Then forth we sall^'d, ilk to be A neighbour's first-fit fouthie ; Joy sparkl'd in ilk swankies ee. For ilka lass was couthie : B 18 Wi' buns an' short bread lalden'd a An' het pints like to plot ye ; Tho' drifting -s^as the fleecie sna', Nane was cauld there I wot ye, That cheerfu' morn. Now mony a winsome lass ye'Il meet;, First-fits to be fast banging. An' mony a sappie kiss fu' sweet, . _ That morning there's a ganging : Yes, mony a kin'ly squeeze an' kiss. That morning's gi'en an' ta'en, man, 'Tween lads an' lasses, wha, alas ! May never meet again, man. Till the last morn. Here mony a frien'ly hand yc'll shake, Wishing a guid new year, now. An' mony a roar, an' deadly paik, 'Mang blackguard louns ye'll hear, now : The rickets here an' there are heard. Sprung by drousie policemen, As slowly sally down the guard. To help to keep the peace, man^ That noisie morn. \ 19 Wild baker Willie seiz'd was straught^ A blustering blethering fallow. An' wi' his cronies saw the claught^ Like drucken swine, to wallow 'Mang mire an' dirt, in waterhole. It was their dooifu' fate, man. The horrors o' this place to thole. Till ca'd before Judge Tait, man, Wi' shame neist day. Guid frien', wad ye tak my advice. For baith ways I ken brawly ; Faith ! gin that ye be ought thing wise. Keep out o' ilka squall aye : Drink, muckle wae an* mischief breeds. Gars fo'ks aft look right sillie ; Gies mony sair hearts an' sair heads, As witness baker Willie, Yon new year's morn. Whare'er ye ca' that cheerfu' morn. The best they hae's presented ; An' gin ye tak' nae aff yer horn. They're no right weel contented : B 2 20 But shou'd ye mak' owre mony ca's, Wi' our young gilpies swaggering, Ye'U ablins meet wi' mony fa's. As hame wards ye are staggering. Right fou that morn. Now a' ye ranting brewster lads. An' a' ye ale-wifes dainty. Bring butt yer bottles, an' gie's dauds O' buns, an' short-bread plenty : For ilka drouthie chiel has sworn, Tho' blue shou'd be their noses. To tipple at John Barleycorn, In large an' potent doses. For twa-three days. An' some hae pledg'd baith cap an' stoup, No to gie owre till Sunday ; But some, I fear't, will no budge doup, ^Fore it be Hansel-Monday : For when our birkies ance begin, Wi' guid het ale an' whisky, Auld Hornie cou'd nae baud them in. It maks them a' sae brisk, aye, Ilk new year's day. n But ye^ wha've twa-three bonny weans^ An' wife at hame, sae eerie, O, think upo' the waes an' pains Ye bring on them sae drearie : For when ye time an' siller tine^, To them, fegs ! that's nae joking ; Then, O ! keep them aye in yer min'. Whene'er ye meet to slocken Yer drouth, thir days. THE FADED ROSE. Said a new-faded rose, to a sweet little bud. Just before it dropt off from the spray, '' My splendour is o'er, sec I bow down my head. For all nature was doom'd to decay : The flower of the valley, the shrub on the hill. Soon will be as they never had been ; As the snow, when it falls in yon sweet wimpling ril Disappears ne'er again to be seen. 22 " With splendour the meteor glides through distant skies For a moment^ and then it is o'er ; The oak^ by the tempest laid low, wither'd lies. And the howling loud blast is no more : . Those bright gilded clouds, now so splendid and fine, Illum'd by the Sun's sparkling ray, Obscur'd by dim mist, their fair hue must resign. Yes, and pass in a moment away. " See yon sweet little lambkin, how cheerful it plays By its dam, on yon daisy-clad green. While the kine on the meadows luxuriously graze. Soon, alas ! they no more will be seen : Then these fields, deck'd with verdure, no more shall appear, But be clad with a mantle of snow ; And the brook, which meanders so limpid and clear, By the ice bound, shall cease then to flow. '' Soon the lark's cheerful notes will be heard here no more. Nor the starling's sweet note in the bower ; Nor the hum of the bee, as he gathers his store. And ranges from flower to flower ; Then these leaves, that now wanton so gay in the gale. Soon by winter's keen frost low shall lie — 23 But, why should I mourn what must ever prevail ? For all nature was doom'd here to die. '^ So it is with vain man — though he flourish a while^ Yet he knows not, perhaps^ the next breathy, In the midst of his grandeur, when fate seems to smile. Soon his eyes may be closed in death." — No more could I hear, for a keen northern blast Strew'd its once blooming leaves o'er the plain ; But still these sad truths, while my mem'ry shall last, There recorded will ever remain. SONG, On Molass Whisky, Tune,— Neil Gow's Fareweel to Wliisky, O. ! WEARY fa' that cursed law, \ That's ta'en my cordial now awa' ; 1 canna get a drap ava, O' cheering guid maut whisky, O 1 24 But sugar dirt^ no worth a prin. The heat o't fills wi' tears my een ; To mankind sure he's been nae frien', Wha introduc'd sic whisky, O ! As milk mild was ye i' the mou'. An' gin by chance ane did get fou, Nae headach e'er neist day, I true, Plagu'd him frae guid maut whisky, O! But gin ane tak' an ora gill, Wi' canty frien' in pure guid will ; Wi' racking pain our heads ye fill. Ye filthie sugar whisky, O ! When plagu'd wi* cholic, or the spleen. Or toothach vile, as aft I've been, A drap fleg'd a' thae ilU aff clean, O' cheering guid maut whisky, O ! But, sick an* sair, now we may be, Nae healing cordial now hae we. But cruel penance we maun dree, Owre filthie sugar whisky, O ! O gie me aye guid hamely fare. An' no yer far-fetch 'd, foreign ware ; S5 Faith ! mony a turn baith hard an' sair 'S been done on guid raaut whisky, 1 The only guid molass has dune. Some drouthie wives it's sent hame soon; Which gars their dearies canty croon. The praise o' sugar whisky, O ! But Plenty, wi* her comely train, / Will soon adorn ilk hill an' plain. An' gie auld Scotia back again. Her darling, guid maut whisky, 1 Then will her bairns right canty sing. An' mak' the lift, wi' joy to ring; Then barley-bree shall ance mair ding. That filthie sugar whisky, O ! c 26 AN IRISH BALLAD. Erin now weeps ; ah ! pity e'er Vile Faction should her bosom tear. Sweet Shelah dwelt on Shannon side. And good and fair was she ; Her father's joy, delight, and pride. Few nappier were than he. And far and wide her fame was spread ; And many came to woo ; But none she lov'd like her dear Ned;, With tender heart, and true. In silence long did Edward sigh. At length he op'd his mind. When Shelah, with a downcast eye. To his love-tale was kind. ^7 In joy and peace the hours fast flew. As o'er the banks they stray'd^ While nature, clad in brightest hue, Her countless sweets display'd. How fleeting fly the hours of bliss ; How slow the hours of pain : ' How short, frail man, thy happiness ; Thy hopes, alas I how vain. A hoary knave led Ned astray. Freedom his luring theme ; Ah 1 curse upon the fatal day. He sought the bubble Fame. Array'd in Erin's liv*ry gjreen. He join'd the hostile crew; A comelier youth than him, I wee^. Sweet life's breath never drew! And fierce and long, in conflict dire ! By Erin's sons he fought ; But 'gainst Britannia's powerful fire. Rude courage 'vail'd them nought. C 2 28 Ta'en was brave Ned, his sash and sword, Proclaim'd he was a chief; To Shelah flew the dreadful word; Ah ! who can paint her grief ? " And have they ta'en my Edward brave ? Sweet Shannon's pride was he ! And can there nought my hero save From yon accursed tree ? ^' Ah ! fatal day he left the banks Of Shannon's peaceful stream ; To join Rebellion's hostile ranks;, In wild Ambition's dream. '' And curse the day Seduction dire. Made Edward lift the brand. Against the gracious Ring, and Sire Of Erin's sea-girt land \'* To gloomy dungeon quick she fled ; What crowds there met her view ! As forth amongst the victims led. Was Edward brave and true. 29 She saw him mount the fatal spot ; She heard the pitying crowd. Bewail his jouth, and cruel lot. In lamentations loud. No more she saw — a dingy gloom O'er spread her languid eye ; While/ fearless, Edward meets his doom. As thousands for him sigh. Fqr Shelah many a heart has bled; She only woke to mourn; For, ah ! her heav'nly reason fled. Again ne'er to return. Now wildly sought she the bleak heath. Scarce wist she where to fly ; Her rosy cheeks were pale as death. Tears dimm'd her once bright eye. O'er the green bent she mournful sings Of Edward good and fair ; Or, o'er his grave, at midnight, wrings Her hands in wild despair. so O ne'er again^ in Erin's isle, May Faction rear her head ; Or her sweet youth, by traitors vile. Be e'er again misled. May Erin's sons, so kind and brave. To Britons still be true. And spurn proud Gallia's crafty knave. Who would our isles subdue. TO HONESTY. A Fop's a feather, and a Fool's a rod, An Honest Man's the noblest work of God.— Pope. O Honesty ! my winsome liizzie. Ye mak me aft baith blyth an' bizzie. Till sometimes I'm raaist blin' an' dizzie^ Sae glad to see Yer eoraely, cheering, canty phizzie. Smile upon me. SI Wae worth me, gin I wadna hae Yer bonny smile on ilka day, Sooner than Fashion's trappings gay, Frae foreign soil. The greatest luxury I pray. Is thy sweet smile. Thou gi'st a zest to hamely fare ; Thou sw eet'nst toil, and saft'nest care ; The man thou lo'est, tho's coat be bare. Is richer far Than knaves, wi' a' their daintiths rare, An' conscience war. Saft is his pillow, sweet his sleep, He feels nae pang o' remorse deep ; Owre him thy sisters still watch keep ; Content an* Love Upon his eyelids gently creep. An' pleasing prove. Knaves may look down on my bare coat, An' sillie fools may brag, I wot, Dink't out in sash an' shouther knot. Right braw an' fine, 32 Gin in my 'scutcheon's ne'er a blot, I'll nae repine. Mark yon vain cuif, wliase dad left cash. But bought, wi's saul, I fear, the trash ; Howe'er 'twas gat, ne'er wad he fash. By wile or fraud ; O ! had he seen the spendthrift dash, 'Twad made him mad. How much mair pleasant is't to say^ My dad, tho' clad in hodden-gray^ At kirk an' market ony day, Cou'd shaw his face ; An' tho' grim Poortith was his fae, 'Twas nae disgrace. Title's a just reward to merit. It spurs to fame the dauring spirit. An' when the virtues ye inherit O' yer great Sire ! My fegs ! I think ane's nae the waur o't To beet his fire. 33 But^ see yon gouke, wi' empty face. Assumes 'mang men o' sense a place ; Because his sire was ca'd his grace. He maun be clav'ring. When common sense has fled, alas ! An' left him hav'ring. O Honesty ! lang cou'd I sing The peace an' comfort which ye brings Ye cheer in ilka kittle fling, Fortune may gie me. An' tho' warl's gear may fast tak wing. Sure ye*ll no lea'e me. Ye aften whisper, when we might, Indulge in things wad no be right. Whan poor fo'ks hearts get somewhat light, Owre hearty horn. They sometimes do the thing at night. They rue niest morn. But whan by yer advice we stear. An' haena* bought the joys owre dear ; Niest mornin' a looks bright an' clear, Nae conscience stoun's, D 34 JFo'ks may be happy owre guld cheer^ In proper boun's. I canna soun' owre far yer praise^ Ye hae sae mony witching ways ; An' tho' but hamely be my lays, Ye'U no refuse them ; Some honest chiel in after days, Ablins may rouse them. Now just ae wish indulge me wi'. May a' thy sons o' ilk degree. Be able aye their friends to gie, A horn o* nappy. An' something guid their gabs to prie. An' mak them happy. 35 SCENE, AFTER A BATTLE, The tliunder of war now is heard there no more. Nor the clashing of swords on yon plains : Now ceas'd the fierce culverin's horrible roar. But the silence of Death there remains. What war-worn vet'ran is he whom I spy. Stalk anxiously there *mong the slain ? A gloomy foreboding appears in his eye^ Where fear and hope alternate reign. By the side of yon riv'let, now ghastly and pale. Soon he spy'd him who bloom'd in the morn. Like the roses in summer, which deck yon sweet vale, "^ Now wan as the bloom of the thorn. Half frantic he rais'd the pale corpse on his knee, While to heaven his looks up were bent ; Thy ways mighty God, here no mortal can see. Or why my old heart thus so rent. D 2 36 " But sure my brave child here his duty has done^ Yes, each wound his brave deeds now proclaim ; And tho' on the earth his last glass soon has run. Yet he lives in the annals of fame ! '^ Ah ! see his fair Helen, despair in her eyes^ Comes with the dear pledge of their faith ; My William is slain, hark ! she dismally cries. And swoons on the blood-stained heath." The trembling child ey'd every blood-clotted wound. And clung to his mother's pale breast ; While the sobs of his grandsire now mournful resound, Unrestrain'd o'er the carnage-clad waste. O war ! dreadful war ! what dire mischief ye bring, On us poor frail sons of the day : The soft feeling heart, ye oft cruelly wring, And drive each fond hope far away. 37 THE SOLDIER'S FUNERAL. Bright Honour mark'd him as her child. She call'd, he bow'd, and dying smil'd. What soft sounds of woe^ thus now break on mine ear ; How solemn and slow these sad movements appear : Hark ! the deep hollow drum, and the fife sounding shrill, As slowly they come by yon green winding hill. Each musket's reversed now^ and crape decks the spear : The late fearleS^ eye you see dim'd with a tear : Yon vet'ran none bolder grim death late could brave. Weeps for the young soldier, now born to his grave. His cap, sash, and sword, see the black pall adorn; By brave faithful friends he to earth now is born : Ah hark ! that sad noise, as the mute crowd pass on ; Tis the father who sighs for his brave darling son. 38 Now slowly and sad comes each brave gallant band. In mournful parade see they follow their friend ; Yes^ a friend to each soldier was William so brave ! Ah ! soon will he moulder in honour's dark grave. I mournfully trace, as his comrades pass by. His worth in each face while they heave the deep sigh; For tho' few were his days, yet far, far spread his fame ! And his death here shall raise him a ne'er dying name. Now arriv'd near his grave on their arms see reclin'd. His soldiers so brave, ah ! their sighs swell the wind; While the trumpet sounds low, and the drum muffl*d rolls. As mournfully slow, hark the death-bell now tolls. With a sigh his friends hear,— kindred dust meet with dust^ As they drop the salt tear o'er the gen'rous and just! The service now o'er, to the grav^ is consign'd. The clay that once bore a soul noble and kind ! Now their muskets they load, and three volleys are given ; While the soft purple cloud high is wafted to heaven ; There angels celestial, his pure soul receive; Ah ! who would not thus fall, and rest with the Brave ! 39 SONG, Queen Marifs Farewell to France, Tunc— Katherine Ogie. Farewell ye fields sae sweet an' fair ! Ye vales sae bljthe an' cheer fu* : I go among high mountains bleak. An' rocks sae wild an' fearfu' ; But ah ! far worse than rugged rocks^ Where thick mists ever tarry. Are the fierce chieftains* manners rude. To now poor hapless Mary. Bright rose the sun, its splendid rays Shot forth, my youth adorning ! But fast the happy moments flew. That blest my life's gay morning: A dread fu' storm me soon o'ertook. An' made ilk joy miscarry : I fear for ever blasted now, Are thy fond hopes, O Mary. 40 That darling youth, sae fair an' kind ! E'er shall this bosom mind him ; From those fond arms soon snatch 'd away, While lane I'm left behind him ; Tho' bright may be thy morning sun^ Yet ah ! fair maids be wary : Black clouds ere noon may it o'ercast;, As did befa' poor Mary. O happy land, where the soft fair Are by the brave protected ! Dread contrast, where by savage men^ The tender fair's neglected;, But tho' I leave the charming spot, Where ne'er did kindness vary ; Yet, there I leave the youthfu' heart, O' now poor hapless Mary. IIow^ swiftly flew my happy hours ; How slow my hours o' grieving: What sad forebodings fill my mind, As these fair lands I'm leaving. Now pensive on the wave I sit. As seas they grow less narrow. And dim appear these lovely shores, For ever dear to Marv. 41 SONG, Love and War. TuNE,--Black Jock. OcH ! Erin's the place for your brave topping fellows, A drop of good AVhisky each bosom there mellows. And makes them so witty, good-humour'd, and free : How happy is Pat, when he sits o'er his noggen ? It moistens his heart-strings, and keeps them from cloggin'; You may talk of your porter, your wines, and your ales. But a drop of good Whisky, my shoul, never fails. To fill honest Pat, soon with mirth, love, and glee. An Irishman's bosom with Love's ever blazing. For some dear little creature is constantly teazing Pat, sleeping or waking, by night or by day. When he's got a drop Whisky, says he, *' My dear jewel. How can you to Pat, now, alas ! be so cruel ; Those bright sparkling eyes, faith ! have set me on fire. And if you don't quench it, I'll surely expire; And, dead as a mack'rel, poor Pat soon you'll lay." E 42 Says she, '* My dear Pat, och ! now can't you be easy. This Whisky and Love, 'pon my shoul, makes you crazy. You're always so teazing, now, won't you be done." '^ Arrah ! honey," says Pat, '^ since a bargain you've struck, I think the dear Whisky has brought me some luck : So now. Master Dennis, we'll have t'other noggen. And then, with sweet Katy, to church we'll be joggin*; And there Father Murphy shall make us two one. *^ As for War, each one knows it is Pat's true delight, For Love, or for Glory, he'll cheerfully fight; For his Friend, or his Katy, or Erin's sweet isle ! He fears not the noise of the loud thund'ring cannon. No more than he cares for the roar of the Shannon ; Give him but a drop of the good Irish W hisky ! Then have at the French dogs, cries Pat now, quite frisky. We'll show them we lads at their threat'nings can smile, '^ Sweet Erin, my country, och ! long could I praise thee. May no cruel Tyrant, then, e'er dare to seize thee ; And take from poor Pat his sweet drop of a dram ! But should he come here with his Legion of Honour, Hell find, by Saint Patrick ! that stout Pat O'Connor, With a sword, or a gun, or a bit of shelella; Shall help, hy my shoul, faith ! to thrash him gentealy. And shew his great fighting's been nought but a cram/ 48 SONG, Tune— Jenny Nettles. ! bonny Jenny's witching een, Hae stown my fancy on the green. As late wi' her I danc'd yestreen. How aften hae I blest thera. Her cherry lips, sae saft an' sweet. Whene'er my ce they chanc'd to meet. Did rivet fast my chains complete ; What wad I gien to kist them ? Her bonny brow like ivory white, Roun' whilk play'd auburn locks sae bright. An' then her feet sae sma' an' light. As saft the ground she's touching ; 1 prest her hand> she did nae frown, ! had I then possest a crown, 1 at her feet had laid it down. For sweetness sae bewitching. E 2 u Sweet is the rose at dawn o* day, The blossom sweet that decks the spray; As mang the leaves they sweetly play, TV hen gentle win's gie motion ; But far surpassing is her cheek, An' lily neck, sae white an' sleek. An' then her looks, like lambies meeki Hae fir'd my youthfu' notion. O ! wad sweet Jenny only deign. To pity me, her youth fu' swain ; Whatever befa', I'd ne'er complain^ Wi' sic a charming dearie ! Like sturdy aik by eglantine. Or siller saugh by lofty pine, I'd her protect, wad she be mine, 'Midst storms an' tempests drearie. Fond Hope still whispers to my mind, Sweet Jenny will to me be kind : O ! ilka care Td throw behind, Cou'd I but gain her favour. My heart she has, my hand I'd gie In pledge o' love an' constancy; To please her in ilk thing shou'd be My first an' last endeavour. 45 THE SUICIDE- O thou who with incessant gloom, Court'st the recess of midnight tomb. — FergUsson. Behold the Youth, by passion led. To do the dreadful, dismal deed ; A bloody, clotted corpse he lies ; No friendly hand to close his eyes. Aghast and pale that blooming face. And stiff these limbs that mov'd with grace ; And dim that eye, once sparkling bright. Now clos'd in everlasting night. Sad silence dwells on all around. Dread mystery here, with looks profound. Conjectures, wild, the mournful source. Of dire misfortune, that could force, The lovely, blooming, gentle Youth, Whose face bespoke a heart all truths A deed to do each hope to blight. And lay him low in endless night, 46 Dear Youths ah ! what could prompt thy mind^ To act of such a rueful kind ? Grievous, alas ! and sad thy woe. Which in thy breast caus'd many a throe ; And urg'd thy frantic hand at last. To do a deed, which e'er must blast Thy fame, ah once ! of spotless white, That*s buried now 'mong shades of night. Hast thou not lov*d some cruel Fair, That fiiPd thy mind with dark despair ? Ah ! what must be her sad remorse, ^^ hen now she hears thou'rt laid a corpse ? Too late thy pity, haughty Maid — Had'st thou been kind while reason sway'd His ardent mind, what sweet delight Had fiird his soul, now sunk in night. Ah ! who can paint his Mother's woe ? The darling of her soul laid low ; Blasted the bud, she fondly hop*d. Would her declining days have propt : The child she cherish'd at her breast. And to it oft with rapture prest. Gazing on him with fond delight. Now sunk in everlasting night. 47 A Father too, alas ! will raourn^ His hapless Son ne'er to return ; And gloomy tear^ in sad despair, His honoured locks of silver'd hair ; Then curse the day in transports wild^ He e'er begat the luckless child, The child who ever acted right. Till this last direful, woefu night. What mournful sounds break on mine ear ? His Sister's voice methinks I hear ! Hark ! how she sobs in sorrow great, For her lov'd Brother's dismal fate. She, who once bloom'd like flower in may. Her looks now pale, forebode decay ; In sorrow sed she shuns the light. And weeps for him now sunk in night. Ah ! may soft Pity shed the tear O'er this poor Youth's deserted bier ; 'Tis human nature here to err ; Ye rigid then his fate refer : Let God alone pronounce the doom Of him who sinks into the tomb ; For He whose ways are ever right. Can change to day the darkest night. 48 A BALLAD, O BRING to me my mantle green, An' kirtle o' the blue^ An* Fse gae see the witching een;, That gar'd my Willie rue. O bring my siller snood to me. An' plait my hair sae fine ; That 1 the bonny bride may see^ That's gar'd nie Willie tyne. Ah 1 sure she guid an' fair maun be, Wha's win my Willie's mind ; For wealth, he aft has vow'd to me, Wad ne'er his fancy bind. For 'twas a heart baith leal an' kind. That lasting joy cou'd gie ; But sure on earth he cou'dnae find, Ane kind an' leal like me. 49 \ When she came near to the kirk style, A trembling seiz'd ilk knee ; An' when on's bride she saw him smile. Tears fill'd her sparkling e'e. But^ when she saw him leading past, Ane blear'd^ o' gipsey hue ; A killing glance on him she cast^ Which gar'd him sairly rue. O first he glanc'd upo* his bride, An' syne on Mary fair ! Love's darts fast frae her een did glide^ Which pierced his heart fu' sair. '^ Ah ! curse the day I left for gear. These een o' bonny blue ! An' curse the gowd, that made the tear These rosy cheeks bedew. Ah ! cruel was the father's heat, That gar'd me leave my dear ; Whom this fond heart, while it shall beat^ Must love forever bear. F 50 '' Ah ! mother dear^ why bid me wed The maid 1 ne'er cou'd love ^ Tor war'lj gear, whilk soon is sped^ An' aft a curse may prove. *' But, fare thee weel, my wealthy bride. My love I ne'er can gie ; May ilka curse the fool betide, Wha slights his love like me. '' I vrander shall to regions far. An' M ary, for thy sake, I go amid the thickest war. Atonement thee to make." When Mary heard thae tender words. Her scornfu' heart gae way. She cou'dnae bear that faeman's swords, Shou'd her dear Willie slay. She cry'd, *' ah ! Willie, stop for me. My heart is tender still ; If thou in battle slain shou'dst be, The news wad Mary kill." 51 He turn'dj and took her hand sae faifj An' bade the priest draw near ; Wha made them ane forever mair. In hearts and sauls sincere. ROSLIN, A Ballad, ye woods spread your branches apace, . To your deepest recesses I fly, 1 could hide with the beasts of the chace, I could vanish from every eye.— Shenstone. Fu'Joud and shrill the lavrock's note. Was vrarbling frae its eheerfu' throat. As its wee pinions fann'd the breeze. High tow'ring owre fair Roslin's trees The sup, wi' gowden ray, illumes Auld Roslin's weather-beaten domes ; The owl then to his bed retired. As Sol's enliv'ning beams inspir'd. F 2 52 The wimpling burn^ owre mony a linn An' rugged rock, mak's cheerfu' din ; While blooming flowers the banks owrespread. In a' the hues o' Iris clad. The cheerfu* sangsters, on ilk spray, 'Mang varying foliage, rich an' gay, To their fond mates now chaunt their sang. As wild doves coo the firs amang. The bleating lambkin's voice is heard, Its dam beside^ on yon green sward ; The Shepherd's pipe proclaims the morn, 'Neath yon auld fragrant, milk-white thorn. The lowin' herds stray owre the mead. An' on the verdant clover feed ; While the stout Hind now whistles gay, Near Roslin Castle's turrets gray. Beside yon limpid murm'ring rill. The Fisher keen exerts his skill. An' round him sport the finny tribe. Till lur'd to death by artfu' bribe. 53 The siller saugli an' eglantine. The sturdy aik an' lofty pine, Wi' feath'rie breckan form a shade. Where countless wild flowers round are spread. Here grows the whin wi' yellow bloom, 'Mang heather sweet, gi'in' rich perfume : The white-bloom'd slae, and craw-flower's bejl. Here scent the gentle westlin gale. On Roslin's bank, whate'er can gie Joy to the heart, there meets the e'e : Dame Nature, kind, has spread sic store. Ye pause, ye wonder ! an' adore ! But ah! what means that haggard form, Whase frenzied looks denote a storm. Raging in his bewilder'd mind. To ev'ry earthly beauty blind ? '* That form," reply'd an aged Swain, '' Was ance the pride o' this sweet plain ; Till dire misfortune him owretook, Sad was his lot in fate's dark book. 54 " Lang Albert lo'ed sweet Helen fair ! To please her was his constant care ; For her he'd pu' the sweetest flowers^ An' gather wild fruit 'mang jon bowers. '' Fair Helen saw his tender flame. Nor cou'd she but return the same ; For gentle was brave Albert's mein. An' few mair sightly trod the green, '' What love ! what joy ! fill'd Albert's breast. The day was fixt shou'd made him blest; An' gie fair Helen's matchless charms. By haly rite, to his fond arms. ^' But ah ! frail man, how soon are sped The hopes that mak' thy bosom glad ? Stern fate may in a moment blight. The joy that gies thee sic delight, '' Near yon thick glade, ae simmer's e'en, A comely youth o' portly mein. In his embrace fair Helen held : This Albert saw— his bosom swell'd. 55 Grim jealousy now dimm'd his sights Then rushing frae the thicket straight ; When, as th' unguarded vouth turn'd rounds His breast receiv'd the fatal wound. '' He reel'd back on the lovely dame. An' dying sigh'd fair Helen's name ; But wha can paint wild Albert's pain, When loud she cry'd, '* my brother's slain ?" *' From that dread hour, distraction wild, Mark'd Albert out as mis'ry's child c To mitigate Heav'n's awfu' doom ! Barefoot he walk'd to Jesus' tomb. '' In yon high cave, he wails an' weepsj An' aft at night sad watching keeps ; The rock his bed, wild herbs his fare. Water his drink, his claithing bare. *' Ah now ! scarce mortal he appears. To him how sad this vale o' tears : Rash was the act, but few e'er dree'd^ Sic penance for a fatal deed. ^ 56 *' In yori auld Abbey sleeps the dame^ Spotless while living was her fame ; Grief brake her heart., ilk night she shed Tears owre her brother's clay-cauld bed. *^ An' aft she sigh'd for Albert's fate. For tho' he'd err'd she cou'dna hate The man to whom she pledged her vows,, On bonny Roslin's blooming knowes. *^ Aft at dread midnight's fearfu' hour^, When lightnings flash., an' rains fierce pour J He to yon Abbey mournfu' strays.. An' on the tomb o' Helen prays." tUPHar Ah ! worthy Sire^ sad is your tale ! An' Albert's suff'rings sair I wail : O ! soon may Heav'n^ in fleath's saft sleep, Close his sad e'e^ here doom'd to weep. ^7 SONG, The Adieu. Tune,"— -O Nanie, wilt thou gang wi' me? Ah ! can I behold^ love, that heart-rending sigh , And the tear that bedims my dear Mary^s fond eye ? Can I kiss those sweet lips of the coral's bright hue ? And speak the sad word, lovely Mary, Adieu ! Can I view that fair face, and that form so divine. Whom once flatt'ring Hope whisper'd soon would be mine ? Can I press to my bosom^ that heart that's so true ? And speak the sad word, lovely Mary, Adieu ! Can I think on thy smile, when at twilight we met ? And thy last killing glance^ when next meeting was set ? The love^igliding hours, ah! how fleetly they flew f Ne'er thought I, dear Mary, to bid thee Adieu ! Rut while this sad bosom can breathe a fond strain ; Or while in my mind recollections remain ; With love, my fair maid, shall it breathe still to you, Tho' forc'd, lovely Mary, to sigh now — Adieu ! G 38 WAR SONG. Tune,— O send Lewie Gordon hame. Hark ! the dreadfu' sounds o' war ! See the banners glide afar ! Met to guard our sea-girt isle, Scotia's Sq^^s at danger smile. •s;,^ Albion, firm, united stands, yaocnod'ff 'Gainst proud Gallia's hostile bands : Courage beams in ilka e'e. Death's the word, or Liberty f i Can our gen'rous Sons, so brave ! Brook the name of dastard slave ? No! they'll ne'er to tyrants yield, trfonr.flt iVnVT While the braid sword they can wield. See yon band ©'brothers met, E'er this e'ening's sun is set, . ^u.. .. > . .. They shall let the tyrant see, - •; ' ^^*'^' Dearth's the word, or Liberty ! 6^ Aft our Fathers spilt their bluid. In the shock o' battle rude ; Shall their Sons, degenerate, bow^ To yon proud, insulting foe ? No ! these manly cheeks proclaim^ E*en the thought o't fills wi' shame. Fa' we may, but ne'er shall flee; Death's the word, or Liberty ! Blest the Youth ! wha bravely fa's. In sae guid, an' just a cause ; When his glorious race is run. Honour owns him for her Son : Shou'd Age fill bright Honour's grave. Sleep he shall, then, wi' the brave. An' frae tyrants chains be free ; Death's the word, or Liberty ! Shou'd we, when the conflict's o'er. Our dear friends embrace once 'more ; Think how ilka feeling breast. Then shall be completely blest: Now advance, 'thout dread or fear; Vict'ry shall our evening cheer : Forward ! Friends ! we'll let them see. Death's our word, or Liberty ! 60 SONG, TuNE,«»Here awa> there awa, wandering Willie. Sweet smiles the simmer, thy Willie's return'd^ now. Dry up those tears, ray sweet Nanie sae leal ! Sair has that bosom for Willie lang mourned, now, But, here he's again to ye^ cheerie an' weel : Far hae I wander'd, on thee aft hae ponder'd. As rag'd aroun' me the wild stormy main ; But thus to see thee, dear Nanie, believe me, Mair than rewards a* my danger an' pain. Sair blew the rain, love, that day at our parting ; Q sairer the storm that rag'd in my breast ; But when I clasp thee again to my bosom, Wha can describe, now, how truly I'm blest ? Win's may blaw eerie, but wi' thee, my dearie ! Wha e'er wad think o' the cauld, or the rain ! O, when I look to thee, how fondly I lo'e thee ! Happy is he wha now ca's thee his ain. 61 True is the dove to its mate in yon bowerie ; True is the compass, dear maid^ to the pole ; As true is the heart that now throbs in ray bosom, To thee, dearest Nanie, thou joy o' my soul : Nae mair I'll leave thee, sair, sair to grieve thee ; Wealth hae I plenty to mak a blyth harap : Now my swe^t dearie, be canty an' cheerie. For Willie's fond bosom's to Nanie th^ same. THE COUNTRY BRIDAL. Love, the most gen'rous passion of the Mind, The softest refuge Innocence can find : The safe director of unguided Youth, Fraught with kind wishes, and secured by Truth.— Wilmot. Ae simmer's day, as frae the plow I loosed ray beasts, fu' canty ; Wha, think ye, tript cut-owre the knowe. But Leezie Low, sae vaunty : 62 '' Whar are ye gaun, sweet lass^ this gaet. Gin atie may at ye spier, now ; A' basket out sae clean, an' neat. Bride's knots, an' sic like gear, now ? Sae braw, this day." " Hout ! laddie, ken nae ye the cause ? I'm gaun to AVillie's wedding ; Come, haste an' ^(di yer Sunday's braws, An' after me be treading : I'm sure ye'U ^ei baith mirth, an' fun. An, gin yer no owre weary, Ye'll be there ere the lilt's begun, O' Rab, the Minstrel cheerie, Sae blyth, ilk day." '' I wad nae care, wad ye but stay, I'se no be lang o' dressing. To tak a stap out-owre the way. My thrang's no very pressing :" Quoth she, *' I'll just gae ca' on Jean, By that time ye'll be dinkit; Syne by the burn-side, owre the green, Fu' cantily we'll link it, Wi' glee, this day." .63 My Sunday's claise' 1 gat fu' fait;, An' met my queatis, sae bonn^^ »>»] f^lT For wha wad, gar the lasses wiait^ That had o' hjavins bny. ? '(} Now skim'ring frae a' airts, in raws^ Cam lads, an' lasses dahity ; The reeking lums, to ilk ahe shaws. Will was providing plenty l(V// .^ft;^ vi [vr^Ror them, that day. i ■^ r Then in we gaed to see the bride, -IT Nane fairer saw I ony ; Love's beams fast frae her een did glide. As sweet she smil'd, an' bonny ! She welcom'd ilka kimmer there, Sae modest, an' sae genty ; An' kin'ly prest the bridal fare, On ilka ane sae tenty. An' sweet, that day. In cam the bridegroom now, fu' crouse, Wi' looks sae blyth an' cheerie^ The guid Mess John to introduce. To his deep-blushing dearie ! 64 Mfess John, now, wi* a haly air, The bonny bride embraces ; Syne leans him in the elbow chair. Oil's nose his specks then places, Sae grave, that day. '' Now, my guid frien's, as we're a* met. We'll hae a Word o' prayer, now ;" Then to their feet they read'Iy gat. When lang he pray'd, an' sair, now : He blessings mony ifeck implores^ Upo' the happy twa^ now ; Till Geordy Smith's trendehdous snores, Alarm'd baith ane an' a', now, Sae loud, that day. ^Vi' exhortation, guid, I wot, Frae Scripture quoted fair, now. At length he ties the bridal-knot. That binds the happy pair, now. Wi' social glass, they neist proceed, To wish that blessings mony. Be shower'd upo' the bridegroom's head. An' his sweet bride sae bonny. An' meek, that day. m Now broken was the bridal bread, ^i Owre the bride's cockernony ; What scram'ling, tum'ling heels owre^head, 'Mang lads an' lasses mony : Wee Jennock tint her shoon, an' Pate Gat's nose bled in the scuffle ; An' Jeanie's kirtle, aye sae neat, r Gat there a sad carfuffle, .. fjj An' rug, that day. ^ The dinner neist was serv'd, I trow ! It was baith guid, an' ample. As e'er gaed in a Scotsman's mou'^ I'se just gie ye a sample : A sdnsey haggis, reeking, rose Fu' proudly in the centre ; While twa large cogs o' guid kail brosc, Support on ilk side lent, there, j^ ^^j^ ,Sae kind, that day. Twa gaucie roun's o' saut beef guid, Were smoking at ilk end o't ; While four sheep-heads, like out-posts stoodj Rovun* ilk ane to defend it : H 66 Here legs o' lamb, there chuckies smoke. I wat they were nae scantie ; Ah' haddocks, scale, an' sic like trock. For thae wha might them wantie. That funny night. But least yer irioii' shou'd watering be, I'se no describe nae mair 6't ; For what's a feast like that to ye, Unless ye get a share o't : The grace was said by Elder Tarn, For Mess John he had left them ; Than fast their maws they steevely cratii. Till some again there rift them, Sae fu', that day* The cogs o' ale gaed sweetly down. An' than the cheering whisky, V In bumpers large, was gaun aroun'j Whilk set them a' right frisky: The fiddlers than began to screw ' Their fiddle-pins irt order ; Ilk lad, syne, to his lassie drew. When bouncing Meg loud roar*d her, Wi* spunk, that nighf* 67 ^' Now Minstrel Rab, ye ranting deil. Aft hae I bobbit to ye ; Gie's Huntly's Favourite, canty Neil, O ! muckje sure I owe thee : I wadna gie ane o* his springs. They're a' sae blyth an' cheer ie. For twenty vile outlandish things. To mak us douf an' eerie. On sic ^ night. Now loud the barn wi' mirth did ring, A' shaw'd their skill in dancing; Some gae, fu' trig, the Highland fling ; Some were like coosers prancing : The kaibers shook wi' the blyth soun'. For a' was fun an* glee, now ; « As aye they took the ither roun', O AVillie's barley-bree, now, Fu' Strang, that night. Like daft the fiddlers elbows now. Were gaun wi' quickest motion ; For as the drink gaed roun', I trow ! They didna scrimp their potion : H 2 68 The elder'n fo*k sae sweetly smird. To see their bairns> an' oe's^ now, Spring through the dance^ wi' joy maist wild. Amid the cheferfu' nOise, now, Sae glad, that night. The bride, an' bridegroom, baith that night, Fu' cantily did lilt it ; An* the bride's mother skipt fu' light. An' up her coaties kilted : An' e'er she left the floor, wad hae A reel wi' Willie's daddie ; An' cries, '' Come, gie's a blyth strathspey. My ranting fiddler laddie, Wi' glee, this night.'* Some quietly courted in a neuk, Wi' their sweet smiling lasses ; Some hobber-nob, fu' cosh, did souk. In corners, out their glasses ; Some slily slippet had away. By mothers were a missing, Wha, 'hint the stacks, amang the strae, Wi' their ain joes were kissing, Sae sweet, that night. 69 Now some wha'd gat o' drink enough, 'Neath tables were a snoring ; Some, frien'ly cracking, took their snuff. Some trying to sing, were roaring : Some blether'd nonsense ere they'd sit. An' kept their tongues frae havering; An' some began to find their wit. Was now completely wavering. Or dull, that night. The dancers now began to fag. When Aunt Tib, wi' a roar, now. Cries, " Willie he's a wanton wag, Ise dance, tho' I'm threescore, now :" Syne tilt she cuist her very shoon. An' lilted it fu' lightly ; An' after that anither tune, She was sae blythe an' sprightly. That merry night. Now them wha were o' dancing tir\i, But still were'^ftMvd o' joking; As the bride wi' her maids retir'd, Propos'd to throw the stocking: 70 An' thrown it was wi' glee^ I trow ! It hit my bonny Leezie ; An' tho' that I was three parts fou'. My heart it gat a heezie, Wi' joy, that night, Aiild doited Pate, wi' catfdle neist. Came wi' air o' devotion; An' wi' lang face^ like ony priest, Pray'd owre the bridal potion : A wag, as Pate held fast the dish^ Wi' a strae his neck than touch'd, man ; About the bride, the bowl fell clash. While Pate look'd as bewitch'd, man, Wi' shame, that night. Now bedded were the happy pair I 'Mang muckle fun an' ranting; O' harmless mirth a* had their share. To please was naething wanting : Than left we Willie an' his bride. Their een wi' lQj^^ywtj«'«glist'ning; An' nine months hence, gin right belide, Ye'll ablins get a ehrist'ning, Fu' blythe, some day. 71 Yes, worthy Frien', Ise stop my rhyraCj I think I see ye yawning ; soi adr An' faith ! I think its nearly time^ For day's just at the dawning : But bardS;, ye ken, maun hae their bent^ In hamely verse tho* clad in ; An' ablins time ye waur hae spent, Than reading Willie's wedding, Sae droll, yon night. THE VETERAN. Hark ! the lark how it carols aloft in the sky. While the thrush sweetly sings in yon grove ; From tree to tree skipping, the gay squirrels fly. As the rinff-doves soft murmur their love. ■i.i O Now sweet blooms the cowslip an' primroses pale. While the daises enamel the green ; icj ! dA The lily and rose, sweetly scent the soft gale. As sporting the lambkins are seen. T2 On the lovely blue-bell hangs the dew-drop so clear. Like the tear in my Nancy's fond eye ; When the tale fraught with woe, softly steals on her ear, And her tender breast heaves with a sigh. , ^ Now the Esk murmurs sweet with. the soft summer shower^ By its banks ever lovely and fair : But who is that form, near yon ivy-clad bower, Whose brows are so clouded with care ? Ah ! see his grey hairs, how they wave in the wind. As o'er his cheek falls the big tear : Sure none could refuse to that face to be kind, Where such sad marks of sorrow appear. Brown his visage, perhaps, by some far foreign clime ! On which many a deep scar is seen ; And tho' bare his weeds, bythe sad hand of time. Yet, still they appear neat and clean. > t-yu On his crutch see he leans, as he bends here his way; His manly cheeks see how they glow : ;;. //o. Ah ! pity a heart where such honour bears sway. Should e'er need to beg what we owe. 73 *' Sweet youthj of your bounty a little I crave^ ; For a poor dying helpmate's relief; Fast^ fast she descends to the now welcome grave. Her poor heart is breaking with grief. " The last of five sons on Barrossa's red plains. His death gave the dire fatal blow ; Yet^ while the dear spark of her sweet life remain s^ No want I would wish her to know. '* My pittance was small and exhausted is quite. Believe me, I tell you no lie ; I could starve, I could die, for sweet Jean my delight ; Now I beg" — here he heav'd a deep sigh. " My poor old dim eyes nine fierce battles have seen, Where thick flew the dread vengeful ball ; But ah ! the last struggle of death with my Jean, Has master'd me more than them all. '* My country's been gracious to me I must own. Her bounty I freely confess : Yes, much has kind Britain for poor soldiers done ' But ah !-^the sad bed of distress." I 74 Here he paus'd— to wipe off the fast-falling tear^ But e'er shall I mind the kind gleam Of his eye, when I gave the small pittance^ to cheer The Vet'ran by Esk's lovely stream. ON BROSE. rd scorn the Cuif wha'd cock his nose At Scottish cheer, guid ait-meal Brose, Hail ! my auld frien', dear Scotia's muse! To wham I aft hae paid my vows> By wimpling burn, 'mang blooming knowes. Whar nature glows^, Assist the Bard^ wha now thee woos^ To sing o' brose. Thou wale o' food ! whene'er I see A gaucie cog, gwid losh ! what glee 75 • Then sparkles in ilk bairnie's ee; Ilk cuttie soon. Is plung'd amang the reeking bree, When grace is doon. Now see ilk ane has gat hirfairin', For o' guid food wha wad be sparin' ; I like to see ilk bonny bairn. Cheeks like the rose, Wi' limbs as hard's the very airn, Tak out its brose. Our gallant sires o' auld, forth stood. An' for our welfare spilt their bluid. Aft in the shock o' battle rude, Hae fac'd their foes. An' aye their plain and simple food^ Was ait-meal brose. Syne when the dreadfu' strife was owre. An* past the doolfu' bluidy stour ; By burn-side, 'neath the shady bower, N They'd sit jocose. An' blythly pass the social hour. On guid meal brose, 12 76 Brave Wallace^ wi' his frien's sae leal ! The bleak heath wide^ their only beil, Wi' water cauld hae drak'd their meal, Fu' sweet the dose, Syne met their foes, an' thrash'd them weel. Sic pith had brose. Aft gallant Bruce on sic like cheer. Wad feast himsel* an' frien's sae dear ; Syne wi' his battle-axe an' spear. Maw down in rows, The louns wha thought frae him to tear The Land o' Brose. Nane will mair fearless meet his foes. Than him brought up on guid meal brose : Monsieur, whene'er he comes to blows Wi' our Scotch chiels, Awa' his giin an' begnet throws. An' tak's to's heels. For weel he kens the spanking lads, Wha wear the philibegs and plaids. Right aft hae gi'en him doolfu' dauds. In battle's brunt. 77 Au' faitli ! again he's no sae mad's To dree their dunt. The Tagus' bankS;, an' Spanish plainS;, Proclaim, that in our hardy swains^ The dauring spirit still remains, O' their auld sires ; Against Oppression's hatef u' chains, Ilk bosom fires. Our hardy chiels, wha live on brose^ Join'd wi' the Sons o' the sweet Rose, An' Erin's witty Sons jocose, Ha'e shaw'd mankind, The warld they fearna for their foes. When firmly join'd. Our sturdy chiels, wha baud the plow, Shou'd Monsieur land, some night, I trow ! Neist morn they'd thrash him black an' blue; Ilk ponderous hand. Wad gar poor spindle-shanks sair rue. He saw this land. 78 Yes ! sliou'd lie land where grows the heather, Where plovers whur, wi' spreckl'd feather; Aroun' ilk standart soon wad gather. Our lads sae crouse. An' lay ilk noisy braggart's blather, . As quiet's a mouse. But, faith ! I trow, he's nae sae daft. As venture owre in boat, or raft ; He'll find our birkies nae sae saft, A3 the Italian, I doubt, wi' a' his warlike craft. He'd get a maulin' ! Now just ae wish, an' syne I'm doon Wi' my auld-fashion'd, hamely croon ; May that Great Power, wha rules aboon, An' a' bestows, Gie Scotia's bairns a cuttie spoon. An' rowth o' brose. 79 SONG, , The Chevalier's Farewell to Scotland, Tune,— The Flowers o' the Forest. Fareweel ye dear vales, an' ye scroggie high mountains ; Ye wild rugged glens, an' ye sweet lochs sae clear : Fareweel ye green woods, an' ye saft-wimpling fountains^, Those scenes to my mem'ry shall ever be dear. By you aft I've wander'd, on past days I've ponder'd ; Those fair lands, I fondly hop'd, ance wad been mine; But aft Fortune's beaming deceives our fair dreaming. An' leaves dark Despair, where fond Hope ance did shine. Ah ! fair bloom'd my fond hopes, in life's early blossom ; Now blasted the buds are, my fancy did rear; But wha can describe the sad pangs o' my bosom. For the ruin that's brought on the friends I lo'ed dear? Ah ! Scotia, aye kindly, this heart will remind' thee : Yer brave hardy Sons I shall ever admire ; TVha bauldly did venture to proud Albion's center. For him wha now lanely frae thee maun retire. 80 Thou brave Caledonians! nae wealth e'er cou'd tempt thee, Thy Prince to betray in the hour o' distress ; May Heav'n, aye kindly, frae ilk ill exempt thee, Tho' poor, thou art honest, ilk heart maun confess !. Wi' looks o' emotion, dear land o' the Ocean ; To this bosom distrest, thou wilt ever be dear; As frae thee receding, the land I had pride in. Ah ! wha can describe the sad feelings I bear. SONG, Shelah O' Conner. Tune, — Murphy Delaney. Ocii Cupid ! sly Cupid, now can't you be easy. Why will you make me for Shelah run crazy ? My heart in my bosom, goes pitty-pat queerly, Whene'er I meet her, och ! I love her dearly : 81 Modest is she as the sweet mountain daisy : What would I give^ my dear Shelah^ to please thee ? The wealth of Golconda, I swear by my honour. Is not worth the smile of sweet Shelah O'Conner. Her bright sparkling eyes, like the dew in the morning, On yon pretty rose-bud, its sweetness adorning ; Their bright beams, alas ! have so piere'd my poor bosom. My wits, by my shoul, I'm afraid I shall lose them. Her lips, red as coral, than cherries far sweeter : And then her fine shape, och ! what can be completer ! I*m afraid, by Saint Patrick, I never shall won her. She's each way so charming, sweet Shelah O'Conner. And, och ! if you saw but her cheeks when she blushes ! Each rose hangs its head, and straight hides 'mong the bushes; And then to the lily, her neck is so fair^ now ; By the mountains of Wicklow, she's ev'ry way rare, now! Och ! what must I do, if still she proves cruel ? The sight of her adds to Love's fire more fuel; And when she's away, I do nought but think on her, I'll die if I don't get sweet Shelah O'Conner. But courage in Love, as in War, must be started ; He that's in either must not be down-hearted : K 82 When I next meet hef^ Vm sadly incliri'd now. To let h(jr just know a small bit of my mind, now : Should she consent, och ! the sweet little creaturCj >«i(^thing would give me such pleasure in nature ; Happy rd make her, for life, by my honour ! The dear little charming, sweet Shelah O'Conner ! SONG. Tune,— .Galla Water. Fair are the flowers on Yarrow braes. Which blooming Flora deigns to scatter ; But sic a flower, the sun's bright rays Ne'er shone on, but by Galla Water. Far ha'e I stray 'd, an' mony seen. Their praise I've sung, an' didna flatter ; But sure the like ne'er met my een, As her I spied by Galla Water. 88 I spier'd a Her4 tending his ewes, AVhere wast she dwelt ? or wha begat her ? ^' She lives amang yon broomie knowes, An's ca'd the flower o' Galla Water." foul befa* the sillie clown, Wha may her get, an' disna daut her ; 1 wadna care the wretch to drown^ E'en in sweet-ringing Galla AVater, Sweet is her face^ her shape divine. Proud may he be, indeed, wha's aught her ^ I'd count mysel, were she but mine. The richest far on Galla Water. But fare thee weel, thou peerless maid ! May envy ne'er thy fame bespatter ; Lang may'st thou, 'neath the verdant shade^ Still shine, the flower o' Galla Water. K 2 84 LINES, Written on the Recovery of a Witty Friend from a severe illness, Alas ! poor Davie^, whare are now Yer jokesj an' tales sae cheerie ? Our nights, since ye hae gaen, I trow. Will be baith doufF an' eerie ; Now^ owre the ingle^ dull we sit. The fient a saul to fire us ; Sair^ sair we miss yer sparkling wit, Which us'd sae to inspire us, Wi' glee, ilk night. Now, shou'd he on the Stygian coast. Be doom'd a while to wander ! Their sauls he'll keep as blyth's he us'd. The Knights o' auld Saint Andre : For gloomie, sure, the saul maun be, Wha wadna join the chorus, Wi' cheerfu' laugh, whane'er that he, Eegins his funny stories, Sae droll, ilk night. 85 E'en Pluto, wi' his face sae grim, Whan Davie's ance begun, man; Waur maun he be than thej ca' him. Gin he join nae the fun, man : E'en Ixion's wheel, an' Sis'phus' stane. Will baith stand still a while, now ; An' at our Davie's witty strain. Ilk spectre grim will smile, now. An' grin^ ilk night. But is nae that his witty head. Comes nodding ben the entry ? Yes, faith ! it is himsel' indeed ! I hope he'll live a cent'ry : Pm glad to see his cheering face. My sang, its made me frisky ; Come, Willie, quick the stoup replace, Wi' yer inspiring whisky. This merry night. 86 ELEGY, On the late Right Hon. Viscount Melville^ Baron of Dunira^ who died ^Sth May 1811, Thy name, which cannot fade, shall be An everlasting monument to thee. O HEAVY loss I auld Scotia now May dowie sit, wi* gloomie brow; The kindest bairn that e'er breath drew, Her darling Son ! Has bid tjiis lower world adieu ! Great Melville's gone. See yon black sky, now, how it lowers : Hark ! how the drenching rain fierce pours ; As slowly pass the tedious hours. On wings o' lead. These suit wi* what my soul endures, For Melville dead. 87 Sad Scotia's Sons, owre hill an' dale^ Come join wi' me, an* him bewail, Wha help'd great Pitt the bark to sail In tempest rude ; Whan ills on ills did sair prevail, He fearless stood. O ! wha can hear't, an* no be wae ? The best friend Scotia e'er cou'd hae> Now lies, a lifeless piece o' clay : Relentless Death ! Had ye ta'en aught but him away, Sma'd been our skaith^ Bright genius sparkl'd in his eyci An' shaw'd a mind exalted high. That mankind's motives weel cou'd spy. Through ilk disguise ; Ah ! waes my heart, now cauld doth lie. The guid an' wise. The manly form, an' comely face. That mov'd wi' dignity an' grace ; Nae mair we shall behold, alas ! Grim Death, sae chill, 88 Has been the cause o' yon toom space^, That nane can fill, Frae*s lips what eloquence did flow^ Whan cunning louns the coal did blow ; Britannia ! muckle sure ye owe, His mem'ry dear ! Wha. stood yer friend 'gainst ilka foe, 'Thout dread or fear. Few men were blest wi' friends sae rare ; Great Chatham's Son, an' worthy Blair : Yes, I cou'd mention hundreds mair, Baith south, an' north, That proud his friendship were to share, Sae great his worth. The widow, an' the orphan raise. Their voice in worthy Melville's praise ; For aft he sooth'd their griefs an' waes, Wi' noble heart. For mankind's guid he spent his days, Joy to impart. 89 Ye gallant Tars, Britannia's pride ! Wha spread her glory far an' wide. Now ha'f-mast high yer pendants slide, Run is the glass, O' him wha did jeT ini'rests guide. The great Dundas. Lang will your wives an' bairns mind The great Lord Melville, guid an' kind, Wha mony plans an' ways did find, To mak ye right. Ah ! pity ye should e'er hae tyn'd A star sae bright. Ye hardy Sons o' Caledon, Wi* dismal dirge, now soun' the drone; In dolefu' notes, trowth ye may moan. For now, alas ! Yer kalest frien' on earth is gone. The great Dundas. Edina's Sons and Daughters fair. The gloomie sable now prepare, Yer welfare ever was his care. How dire the blow, L 90 That inaks ye mourn in tears sae, sair. Him now laid low. In iiim ilk genius fand a friend. Assistance kind he aye did lend; Ye bards the lifts wi' sorrow rend, In dolefu' strain. Till Heav'n in mercy to us send. His like again. SONG, The Sailor^ s FarervelL Tune— She lives in our Alley. Farewell, dear Sally, now I ^q Where thund'ring cannons rattle^ To meet a proud insulting foe, In the rude shock of battle : 91 Far o'er the wild tempest'ous main. Fearless to brave each danger ; Great Britain's flag there to maintain, 'Gainst each intruding stranger. When squalls, and storms, around are sprea^^ Yet then, no hazard fearing. Thy sailor mounts aloft, 'thout dread. His gallant messmates cheering ; Or in the heat of dire contest. When thick the shot assailing. Perhaps thy William may assist A worthy friend, when failing. Then should it be thy William's lot. In the dread conflict fighting. To fall by some unlucky shot. Fair Sally's prospects blighting ; Some gallant messmate then may tell My Sally, peerless beauty ! That her fond William nobly fell^ Doing a Sailor's duty. Perhaps my guardian angel may Shield me in battle dreadful ! L 2 92 For oft, when perils round me lay, Some Cherub e'er was heedful. To bear me through the conflict's strife. Or fierce convulsed ocean ; And that preserv'd will be my life, I've still a mighty notion. Then should it once more be my fate, Britannia's shores to weather, The Parson, in sweet wedlock's state. Shall splice us snug togither : Through life's calm voyage then we'll steer, And tho' not rich, yet merry ; For Sally, and each infant dear, I'll ply my trim-built wherry. 93 SONG. Tune,— Robin Adair. Sweet bloom'd the craw-flowers Upo' the green lee ; Blyth, therc^Fve spent the hours, Robin, wi' thee ; Now a' thae days are gaen, Dowie I sit my lane, Nae ane to hear ray main, 'Neath the saugh-tree. Bright shone the gowden day. When I met thee ; Sweet bloom'd the bonny spray, O' the haw-tree ; Now a' is withered quite. Fled ilka fond delight ; Nae mair thou cheer'st my sight, Wi' thy blyth e'e. 94 Aft on the sunnie hill. Past we the day ; As the clear wimpling rill. Sweetly did play; Now my tears swell the stream. As on past joys I dream, A' thae scenes gloomie seem, Robin's away, x But see the wee snaw-drop, Sprouts on the plain As kin'ly whispers Hope, Robin again. Soon, here, ye'll cheerfu' see. Trip owre the gow'nie lee^ To dry the tearfu' e'e, O' his fond Jean, 95 SONG. Tune,— Logan Braes. Near Cart's sweet braes as forth I straj'd^ Ae simmer's morn^ a lovely maid, 'Neath yon auld aik, in doolfu' strain. Sang o' her love far owre the main : Her thrilling notes w ha cou'd resist ; I v^^as sae rude a while to list ; But ne'er shall I forget the waes, O' her I heard on Cart's sweet braes. Dear Sandy was the pride o' swains. That dwalt on Cart's gay fertile plains ; Love beara'd aft in his dark-blue e'e. By Stanley Shaw, when he met me: At gloaming, when our task was owre. Aft wad he stray by Newton tower ; An' by the pale moon's siller rays. Tell owre our love by Cart's sweet braes. But ah ! thae days are gane an' past. Misfortune came wi' nirling blast. * 96 An' forc'd my Sandy far to roam, Frae his fond Jean, an' native home : Nae raair Industry's sound we hear ; Fair Commerce^ sighing, draps the tear. An' Plenty, banish'd, nae raair strays. By Stanley shaw, or Cart's sweet braes. How can I think on that sad day, When my dear laddie march'd away ? Wi' woefu' heart, an' tearfu' e'e ; O ! doolfu' day was it to me : Ah ! sair I dread my Sandy's slain. For wee! I ken he'd yield to nane ; But dauntless wad he meet his faes, Him ance the pride o* Cart's sweet braes, O, weary War ! what waes ye bring ! How mony tender hearts ye wring I How mony een ye cause to flow ! For our brave Sons afar laid low. How mony orphans wail an' weep ? How mony widows tyne their sleep ? How mony spend unhappy days ? Like lanely me, by Cart's sweet braes. 97 THE COUNTRY CHRISTENING. When Hymen gave the truest joys. The dearest bliss which never cloys ; To one dear constant spouse alone. The roses of delight were blown. — Clapperton. The cheering spring again returned. An* wi* it ilka sweety then ; Ilk youth fu* heart wi' rapture burn'd. His cornel J jo to meet, then : Sweet sang the birds on ilka tree. As forth the flowers were springing ; While the fair milk-maid owre the lee. Gay tripping, blyth was singing, Wi* glee, that day. I daund'ring was the furs amang. An* to the lav'rocks listening ; When in my head it came, to gang That day to Willie's christ'ning : M 98 Sac owre the bent I hied me sooii^ My heart wi* love was bleezing. As to my sel* I bljth did croon. Ilk thing aroun' look'd pleasing. An' sweety yon day. An* as I crost the gowanie green, Wi' heart sae light an* cheerie, Wha think ye I owretook ? but e*eii My bonny smiling dearie : Whan raony a tender tale o* love, Nae doubt I whisper'd to her ; O wad she but my suit approve. For dearly I do loe her ! Baith night an' day. By the shaw side I prie'd her mou', For oh ! wha cou'd resist it ? She flate upo' me, but, I trow ! She spake nae as she wist it : Syne on we tript to Willie's ha% Whar lads an' lasses mony, A dinkit out sae clean an' braw. Were skiramering there, fu' bonny An' trig, that day* 99 Sweet Jean, the wee ane on her knee. Was like fair Venus shining ! While Willie, wi' a tender ee. Was owre the twa reclining : His Mither in the elbow-chair, E'ed her sweet little Oe, now ; As she put up a fervent prayer To Heav'n, for ilka joy, nowj On earth, that day. Mess John neist enf ring, ilk ane rose, To shaw hira due obeisance ; For ilka heart wi' pleasure glows, When in his gudely presence. He meekly smil'd on a' around^ Nae cynic sour was he, man ; For tho' deep skill'd in lear profound. He'd crack his joke wi' glee, man, Fu* blyth ilk day. In Willie's manly arms, behold ! The innocent they place, now ; His Rev'rence, brief, the parents told Their duty, wi' sic grace, now. M 2 100 The admonition done^, Will bows A modest approbation ; Hopes Heaven, to execute thae vows^ Wad help his inclination. Ilk future day. The prayer, imploring grace divine. Was said wi* animation ; An' in the bonny babe's face syne. Was drap't the cauld li^^j^tion : An' in the name o' Heav'n's Great King, Its Gutcher's name it gat, now ; Its skirling made the house to ring. It was nae pleas'd, I wat, now. At a* that day. Now Jeanie's health, in bree o' maut, Was gien, an' syne the wee ane, An' Willie's sure was nae forgat, Our swankies didna jee nane: Than routh o' tea an' butter'd scones. Cam smoaking in fu' dainty ; The BLimmers than in different tones 'Gan dealing scandal plenty, Fu' crouse that day. 101 The Auld Fo'ks wi' their locks sae gray, Were o' their craps a cracking ; The Young anes now at wads did play. An' were their dearies smacking : The Guid-wives spak about their thrift; I wat they were fu' knack ie ; As the Auld Granies took a tift C guid brown-twist tobacco, Sae strange that night. The supper came, when plate an' spoon, Gaed there now belter skelter; As soon as Tarn's lang grace was doon, I wat ! it was a whulter : We'd routh o' a' thing that was guid;, The fient a ane was scrimpit ; The nappie ale to warm the bluid, Gaun roun', trowth was nae jimpit^, Nor sma*, that night. The barley-bree gaed quickly round. Whan Geordy, canty cronie, Gard Willie's ha' wi' glee rebound, Sae loud he sancf, an' bonny : 102 Sweet was his sang, an' leal was he, Guid humour ne*er was wanting, Whare'er ye saw his sparkling ee. Care seldom there cou'd daunton. That nierry night. The dreaming-bread was dealt about Amang the lasses cheerie ; An' fient ane there, but dream't nae doubt. That night about her dearie : For Cupid's darts frae glancing een. As thick as hail were fleeing ; An' mony a bonny mou', I ween, Gaun hame, fegs ! gat a pree'ing. That happy night. As canty grew ilk honest heart, To break up a' were laithfu' ; But ah ! the best o' friends maun part. For fear o' ought that's skaithfu' : Sae on kind Jean's account we thought. It right to lay restriction ; Sweet, sweet's the pleasure that's no bought Owre dear upo' reflection. Some ither day. 103 GALLANT NED, A Ballad. High swell'd the surge, loud howl'd the wind. As Thomas went aloft To hand the sail, while cross his mind Came Sue so kind and soft : And as the cord he thoughtful held. Scarce wist he where he stood ; When the rude hurricane high swelPd^ And swept him in the flood. He struggl'd sore with billows vast. And many a wistful eye He to his pitying messmates cast. Who for Tom's fate now sigh : The boat to launch was labour vain, Stav*d would it soon have been. Or swallow'd in the stormy main. Which rag'd with fury keen. 104 Ned saw, and could no longer bear To view Tom's piteous face ; As down his manly cheek the tear^ Was seen to fall apace : Now dashing 'mid the waves, he cries, " Dear Tom, my messmate brave ! I cannot see those piteous eyes. And not attempt to save. " And if I can't preserve the life. Of Tom my messmate kind. Why then, amidst the billows' strife, A grave with him I'll find." As Tom exhausted in the main. Near sinks to rise no more, Ned's manly arm does him sustain, As wild the billows roar. A friendly wave now passing bj-, Bore Ned and his dear friend. In pity kind, the ship's side nigh. Where messmates help soon lend : The captain and admiring crew, With joy brave Ned caress'd ; What were his manly feelings now. Can never be express'd. 10§ TOM AND SUSAN, A Ballad. Pair Susan liv'd on Forth's sweet side, Fairer than she were few ; Brave Tom long woo'd her for his bride. With heart so kind and true : The day arriv'd, no longer she Could to him cruel prove. For as she'd try'd his eonstancy. She now return'd his love. The setting sun went gaily down. For joy fiird every breast. And mirth and glee were spread around. In blessing each was blest : But ere approach'd the morning light, When silence round was spread, Brave Tom was dragg'd, ah ! mournful night. From gentle Susan's bed. N 106 He kiss*d his bride, and sigh'd, adieu ! No word could Susan speak ; But ah ! her heart, so soft and true ! For Tom was like to break : O sad behest, that drags to sea Our country's boast and pride; But cruel, stern Necessity, Thy law must be obey'd. In storms and battles, void of fear, Tom bravely bore his part ; But, for fair Susan, oft the tear In bis dark eye would dart : And while the happy crew, the bowl Sent round the heart to cheer, Tom to the pale moon op'd his soul. And sigh'd for Susan dear. At length arriv'd on northern shore. By gallant Duncan led, Brave Tom's true heart, its purple gore. For Britain's glory shed : The tidings dire, to Susan soon Were brought by Forth's sweet side ; On the green 'sward now sunk she down. And for her Thomas died. 107 ELEGY, On the late S ^— — J , -B—/. Who died 7th September, 1811. O ! MELANCHOLY Mus^, maun I^, Ere yet ray cheeks be hardly dry. Sit down again, an' mournfu' cry. In doolfu' strain. For him wha cauld in yird does lie^ Kind Sandy gane. O what is title, walth, or fame ? A word, a breath, an empty name ; To feed Ambition's greedy flame. Death 'thout remeid. In a few years pits in his claim. An' lays us dead. My auld friend Sandy, maun I raise My doolfu' strains to tell our waes ? N 2 108 Worthy were ye o' nobler lays. But as a croiiie, I'll e'en attempt to sound yer praise, 'Thout flatt'ring ony. To Serve a friend whae'er was fonder ? Guid-hearted chieP, now wae \ ponder^, An' at his kindness aften woiider. To mony ane. An unco blank he's left down yonder, Since he is gaue. Guid humour aye beam'd in his ee^ O' pleasant temper, social, free ; If ought he had, soon wad he gie It without grudging, Frae a kind fallow ne'er was he Fond soon o' budging, Tho' Fortune aften sair him plagu'd, Wi* disappointments mony Icagu'd; Yet ilka care awa was fleg'd. Whan wi' a frien'. The cheering nappie down was swigg'd. To drown the spleen. 109 Few e'er possest a clearer head, Or their advice mair freely gied ; The kittle points o' law he'd screed^ Aflif hand to thee. The poor man's frien' he was in need. Without a fee. Nae pride had Sandy, honest chiel'. An' honest was his heart as steel ! Sae ilka honest heart maun feeL An' join my grief. An honest man, ye a* ken weel, O' men's the chief. But as our mourning winna mend it. Although it may be weel intended ; The bicker roun', then quick let's send it. My frien's sae leal ; An' to his mem'ry, fegs ! we'll bend it, Guid honest chiel ! 110 SONG. Tune,— Where will bonny Anny lie ? Cannie lassie, wilt thou gae To yon bonny sunnie brae ? Whar grows the white-blossom'd slae^ 'Mang the bonny brierie, O ! There the blue-bells gaily spring. An' the lintwhites sweetly sing ; While the lark, wi* flutt'ring wing> Fans the breeze sae cheerie, O ! There the sweet-smelPd eglantine. An' the tender fond woodbine, Roun' the sturdy aik there twine, Wha there e'er cou'd weary, O ? Near the side o* yon sweet glade. Siller saughs hae form'd a shade ; Blooming heather for our l^d. There I'll woo my dearie, O ! Ill See the wimpling burnie near^ Owre the pebbles rins fu clear ; Or 'mang linns its noise we hear. Sweet's its din, an' cheerie, O ! There to see thy sparkling e'e. Beam wi' social mirth, an' glee : The langest day seems short wi' thee, Bonny smiling dearie, O ! Now the sun, wi' gowden ray, Mak's a' nature smile sae gay ; Or behint yon cloud sae gray. Hides himsel sae eerie, O ! Sae without thee a' looks wae, Pensive 'mang these scenes I stray ; When, sweet Anna, thou'rt away, A' looks douff an' drearie^ O ! 112 SONG, To an Irish Air. Droop, not, Nancy, tho' winds fearful^ Swell Misfortune's dreary tide; Give me but your smile so cheerful. Fearless, 'midst the gale I'll ride : Our small shallop, free from danger. Through the storm I'll boldly steer ; To my bosom fear's a stranger. When I see thy smile so dear ! Hope shall be our anchor^ steady; Under Honour's breeze we'll scud: This fond heart shall e'er be ready, Thee to shield in tempest rude. Truth shall be our compass ever. Love and Peace supply the sail ; Fly thee, Nancy, shall I never. In Misfortune's boist'rous gale. 113 Soon the swell of sad Misfortune^ Shall subside to calm an* rest ; Then, with Nancy, gayly sporting. Each, in blessing, shall be blest. Snug in port, the danger over. With my fair who brav'd the storm ; Dearly shall I ever love her. While this throbbing bosom's warm. SONG, The Enamoured Painter. Tune — ^A CgbJer there was, and he liv'd in a StalL Come, listen good people, and briefly I'll tell, What to a poor Painter here lately befell ; One who daub'd upon canvass, and sjcribbl'd in rhyme. And at painting, and writing, faith \ thought himself prime. Derry down, &c. o 114 But his pictures, and Terses, wherever they were shown. Had the strange art of freezing, so cold was their tone ; And tho' in their praise he would bother jou deaf. Folks, sprne how or other, were hard of belief. Derrj down, &c. This Painter, whose hand had the art so of freezing. Sly Cupid now set his poor heart all ^ bleezing ; 'Twas a lovely young Damsel who to him was sitting. With whom this poor Painter was woefully smitten, Derry down, &c. The Painter to smother his flame long had tried. But finding it hopeless, thus dismally cried, " Apollo, oh ! pity your poor graphic son ; Of by this fair Damsel 1*11 soon be undone. Derry down, &c, ^' Should I charm her in rhyme, or adorn her in paint. Perhaps her hard heart may then to me relent :" Apollo made answer, '' You mad little Goth, As you're equally good at each, why not with both ?" Derry down, &c. The Painter then to her 'gan making his moan, " These rosy cheeks, fair Maid, how lovely their tone ! 116 And then that bright eye, of the heavenly blue^ No paint on my pallet can give it the hue. Derry down, &c. " Fair maid, it is far beyond bur graphic art. To paint that sly Cupid now aiming his darti From your bright sparkling eye, at your poor h umble Painter, And to touch offthose lips, pray, what mortal durst venture?" Derry down^ &c. The lady look'd at him in strange consternation, Alarm'd at his gestures and wild conversation : To be left by herself she felt vastly uneasy. With one whom she truly believ'd, now, was crazy^ Derry down, &c. The Painter beholding her blush with confusion. Being full of conceit, drew a happy conclusion : On his knee he fell down, but, alas ! in the act, Down came easel and picture, and all on his back. Derry down, &c. The lady scream 'd out, when the servants soon enter. And with wonder beheld the poor woe-beset Painter! O 2 lie 'Neath the easel and picture^ stretch'd out on the ground. The pallet, and pencils, lay scatter'd around. Derry down, &c. "' Seize that mad little wretch, and have him safe convey'd To his friends, for, alas ! 1 am sadly afraid> Some wild whime or other has turned his brain, ^ Confinement may bring back his senses agairi." Derry down, &c. So straightway they seized the poor Painter with speed. While volleys of curses he pour'd on each head : What with shaving and blistering, low diet and watery I hope of his passion he'll soon g^i the better. Derry down;, &c. 117 ELEGIAC VERSES, On the Death of Her Grace the Duchess of Gordon i Now wildly along flow'd the fierce running Spey, As dim through the mist shone the weeping Aurora; The Shepherd with glee no more chaunted his lay. For sorrow prevailed 'mong the wilds of Kinrara, O gloomy the Sons of Strathspey round were seen^ Its once cheerful Maids raise the song now of sorrow ; The tender — the gen'rous — the beautiful Jean — Now sleeps 'neath the turf in the wilds of Kinrara. See jon Bard^ whose gray locks softly float in the gale/ On the moss-cover'd rock,hark ! he pours forth his sorrow; His now trembling hands o'er the strings sad bewail. Her who sleeps 'mong the dark gloomy tombs of Kinrara. '' Like the sun on the heath-cover'd mountains was she. When gayly he bids the blythe shepherd good-morow ; Like the rofe she was graceful, ah ! who had more glee, Than her who now sleeps in the wilds of Kinrara. 118 " Ail ! whoe'er implor'd her kind bounty in valn^ Fromthewoundof vile careoftshepluck'd thekeen arrow: To bring forth to view the deserving poor swain. Was the pride of her heart who lies cold in Kinrara. *' Sure few ever left more dear friends here to mourn ; Few e'er lieft behind them ttidre children of sorrow, Thian that lovely form, which will never return From the dark narrow house in the wilds of Kinrarai " But why should a Bard nowj like me weak and old. To praise her, attempt, who had scarcely a marrow^ ? Her like, these sad eyes, ne'er, alas ! shall behold ; All that's lovely and good now lies cold in Kinrara.'* Here he paus*d — and his sweet-melting notes died awayi As from his dim eye flow'd the big tear of sorrow : Yes, long shall the children of cheerless Strathspey, Mourn the loss of sweet Jean, who now sleeps in Kinrara. 119 WATTY'S WARNING. Lang in doubt did Watty swither^ But at length he fix'd the day. Whan fair Kate shou'd leave her Mither^ D inked out in bride's array, 'Mang bare trees the win' was rairin, Watty mark'd the drifting snaw. Took o' brose a decent sairin. Syne to bed he sled awa. Afteu for the raornin' wish'd he ; On the win' wi' eerie sough. Something whisper 'd, '' Watty wist ye^ Troth ye'll see it soon enough." Wild up in his bed he started. For the soun' struck to his saul ; Quick in's mind the thought now darted. How he*d slighted moor Ian Mall. 120 To the ither side he shifted, Trj'd to sleep, but a' in vain; Sair he grain'd, an' grumph'd, an' rifted, Aje the soun' he he?^rd again. In a dover, ha'flings sleeping, Sad he saw, wi' hallow ee, Mallj, pale an* wan^ come weeping ; To him waefu' thus spake she : ^^ Walter, gin ye ever marry Ony saul on earth but me ; A' thou dost will sure miscarry, Naething shall gang right wi' thee. '^ Ere a towmond you'll be cuckold, Wat, believe me, truth I tell ; Ilka day ye'U rue ye buckl'd Wi' yon girning imp o' hell. '' Ilka bairn she has ye'U think aye. That yer nae o' it the dad ; While her clippie tongue, sae clinkie, Scorns ye till yer fairly mad. 121 f^ Ilka day yer head saluted. Shall be wi' the heavy tangs. An* yer hafFets scratched an' clouted. Than reveng'd will be my wrangs. '^ Poortith too, shall haunt ye daily, Girning, ragged brats for bread, Wi* their whirap'ring shall assail ye, While ye tear yer tautie head. ^^ Ilka day shall care an' sorrow. Gar ye shake baith lith an' limb. While ilk night yer saul to harrow. Ye I'll haunt wi' ghaist sae grim. *' Than at last, believe me, Walter, Wi' despair owrecome, shall ye Hang yersel up in a halter. On yon rugged auld saugh^tree." Now straught aflf the phantom vanished, Sair for breath did Watty gape ; Thoughts o' marriage now are banish'd, Still he thinks he fin's the raip, p 122 SONG. Tune,— The bonny House o* Airly. The Lady looked frae her ha^ Her thoughts were sad an' drearie^ To think her Lord was far awa, O vow ! but she was eerie. What means now a' this warlike din ? Spears I see glancing clearly ; I wish my Lord, wi' kith an' kin^ Were near the towers o' Airly. O ! gin my Lord^ and his brave men, Kend now a fae was near me, Soon wad he speed owre hill an' glen, Wi' his brave men to cheer me. O ! yon's Argyle's proud crest I see, Wave on yon hill sae clearly ; Weel kens he brave Lord Ogilvie, Is far awa frae Airly. 12S " O ! why now owre that blooming cheek. Fa's the big tear sae pearlie ? O ! let me dry that ee sae meek. For I do lo'e thee dearly : Now gie me but thy milk-white hand. An' three sweet kisses fairly, Ai^M will gie my men command. To spare the house o' Airly." " O ! proud Argyle, great is thy power, Ye ken my Lord's wi' Charlie, An' now ye come to waste my bower ; But ye may rue it sairly ? ^ Gae fight wi* men, an' never let The warld at ye ferlie ! Ae kiss frae me ye ne'er shall get, Tho' it wad save sweet Airly. O ! bring my plaid o' tartan sheen. An' I shall wander eerie ; Black is the sight to my sad een. An' lang's the gaet an' weary : But ten brave sons now I hae born, To my dear Lord o' Airly ; An' they may gar the proud Lord Lorn, Rue this black day fu' sairly. 134 SUMMER STORM. Down comes a deluge of sonorous hail. Or prone-descending rain. Wide rent, the clouds Pour a whole flood ; and yet, its flame unqucnch'^^ Th' unconquerable lightning struggles through, ' Ragged and fierce —-Thomson. Fair now beam'd the bonny mornip^, Ilka tower Vv^as tip'd wi' gowd, Phoebus rose the fields adorning. Warm the purple hills roun' glow'd. Warbling bljth, the sangsters cheerie On ilk tender spray were seen ; Frae the sweet-smell'd blooming breirie. Hung the dew-drop, sparkling sheen. Willie now came forth right gaily, Love shone in his glancing ee ; Now to meet his bonny Ellie ! Neath yon blooming hawthorn-tree. 125 Loud he whistl'd^ h\yih an' cheerie, For his heart was wond'rous light ; Soon he saw his smiling dearie^ Shining like the morning bright. " Now, sweet Lass, to town I'm ganging. To prepare for that blyth hour ; Ah ! dear Elsa^ how I'm langing, Till ye grace my humble bower." Sweet an' mony were love's stories^ Time flew by wi' rapid stride ; Now bright Sol displayed his glories, Tauld Will it was time to ride. Ae sweet kiss, an' syne they parted. Fond their youthfu' hearts an' true ; In her ee the big tear started, Laith was she to part some how. To the town now Willie bent him^ There gat a' things to his mind : Frien's, wha a' his days had kent him, Met him wi' their wishes kind. 126 Fast roun' Willie cronies gather. Drouth comes on whan neighbours meet; Warm an' sultry was the weather^ They maun now their wizens weet. Roun'^ nowj gaed the bicker reaming. To the health o' Elsa fair ! Willie's ee^ wi' pleasure beaming, Tauld them a' his joy was there. Wi' kind frien's, an' liquor cheerie^ Fast awa the time does glide; Aft we thinkna, how right drear ie. Sits our dame by lane fireside. Now fast rush'd it Willie's min' in. That ri«:ht drearie his fair bride Now might sit, the sun's declining, Whisp'rin' it was time to ride. To his trusty steed he hies him, 7 Soon it scours the gaet alang : Fearless o' the storm now rising, Willie croons a canty sang. 127 Vivid was the lightning gleaming^ 'Mang Clackmannan's lofty trees ; Thick black clouds wi' fire were teaming, Hush'd was now the was'lin' breeze. Fast the hail-stanes were descending, Mixt wi' heavy draps o' rain; Thunder loud, the sky was rending, A' look'd drearie owre the plain. Loud an' large the burn was pouring. Swollen was wild Devon's tide; Black the shades o' night cam lowering. Darting lightnings fearfu' glide. The eerie fiend o' rapid Devon^ Near the foord was seen to gleam ; High the fierce swell'd water heaving, Shrill an' fearfu' was its scream. Louder yet the thunder *s roaring. Red now glares the lightning's flash : Harder still the rains are pouring. Furious down the linns now dash. 128 Fearless 'midst the stream Will dashes. Running fierce frae bank to brae ; While the lightning's dreadfu' flashes. Guide him on his dreary \yay. By deep waters now surrounded, Frae the foord he*s downward borne ; Wild its roar, the hills resounding, A' look*d fearfu' an* forlorn. Frae his steed, alas ! he's swept, now, Down the raging stream he's tost, Lang Will strave, 'mang eddies deep, now^ But at length his strength is lost. Aft to Heav'n he turns his eyes, now, Where the awfu' lightnings glare : For sweet Elsa, sair he sighs, now, An' then sinks to rise nae niair. Aft, dread Fate, the morning cheerfu'. Rises gay, in splendour bright ; But e'er night, wild storms, sae fearfu', A' our hopes an' wishes blight. U9 Cheerless, Elsa sat, an' listen'd. To the dreadfu' thunder's roar ; As aroun' the lightnings glisten'd. Thoughts o' Will her bosom tore. To the road aft look'd she eerie. For his way lay near her cot ; But, alas ! a' roun' look'd drearie, Gloomie was ilk fav'rite spot. Ilka dreadfu' thought combin'd, now, Fearfu' screams she thinks she hears ; Aft the foord cam in her mind, now. As fast fa' the pearlie tears. Her ag'd mother sighs sae deep, now. As the thunder's louder heard: Sad forebodings banish sleep, now. For Will's safety sair she fear'd. Dreadfu* was the night, an' wearj. Still nae Willie cheer'd her sight ; To the foord, than hied she drearie. Soon as dawn'd the morning light, Q 130 Hush'd was now ilk troubl'd billow ; In a creek jon burnie near^ 'Neath yon drooping, weeping willow. There she found her Willie dear. When she saw his clay-cold bosom> Where ance dwalt virtue an' grace, Blasted was the rose's blossom. Which adorn'd her lovely face. On the bank down sunk poor EUie, Reason fled this hopeless bride ; Now she roams in search o' Willie, Daily by sweet Devon side. In her looks appear distraction ; Wild she talks, now, to the wind, ; From that day has sad dejection Reign'd within her troubl'd mind. 131 VERSES, Written on the Seventh Birth-Day of my Youngest Child. My bonny wee bit canty thing, Thou'st seen now seven years : Thy tender life is in the spring. And ilka scene now cheers. Sweet Child, enjoy them while you may. Sic days will ne'er return ; For hark ! yon Bard, now cauld in clay, Said Man was made to mourn. May thy wee heart, how great the bliss ! Wi' Pity's streams aye flow. An' what thou hast to spare, sweet Lass, On Poortith's Sons bestow. Q 2 isi Blyih be thy hours in Life's gay rounds My bonny wee bit flower : May Virtue in thy cot be found. Then Peace will grace thy bower. The days o' youth do fly apace, An' soon come days o' care ; O ! never may thy bonny face Be lur'd by villains snare. Curse on the ruffian, wha wad dare That bonny bud to blight. Or cause the tear o' sorrow sair^ To dim that ee sae bright. May Heav'n's best blessings on thee flow. An' guard thy bonny face ; As fast in days an' years ye grow. May yc abound in grace. 133 SONG, Auld Friends. Tune,— Tullochgorum, My honest-hearted worthy Chiel, How glad am I to see ye weel ; We're nowbeside a couthie heil. An* fegs we'll hae a jorum : It's lang since we our wizens wet, But ne'er shall I the time forget. When Meg an' Jean wi's twa did set, , To the reel o' Tullochgorum. Come Hostess bring's a Hawick gill, An^ to his health a glass I'll fill ; Ise drink it afF wi' right guid will. As I hae done before wi'm : O ! how it joys my heart to see, A leal auld frien', wi' sparkling ee, Tak out his glass an' canty gie 'S the reel o' Tulluchgorum. 134 Aft liae we sported on you brae^ As sweetly saiiPd the gowden day, Wi' cheerfu' queans, sae blyth an' gay. We fear*d nae than life's storm ; But mony a sour an' nirling blast, Owre our auld heads^, I true ! hae past. Since you an* 1 sae cheerfu' last. Sang canty Tullochgorum. But let us no repine at fate, Altho' our fortune be nae greatj We've aye enough, at ony rate. To fill the stoup gallorum : An' douf is he wha wad compleen^ * Ad' sit wi' sour an' sulky mein, Out-owre a glass wi' an' auld frien', . Wha sings sweet Tullochgoruin. Then Hostess brings anither stoup, Wi' joy my heart now 'gins to loup ; An' faith Ise hae a hearty soup, Wi' ray auld frien' gallorum : An' when that I auld frien's forget. May Frien'ship on me barr the yeit, An' my dear Musie tak the pet. An' ne'er sing Tullochgorura. 135 POOR EMMA, The Ma7iiac. " As drops the fair lily bj blasting mildew. So poor Emma pines fast away ; For Billy she lov'd with a bosom se true^, Sleeps far 'neath the white-foaming spray. '^ Hark ! the gale how it howls o'er my sweet Billy's grave^ While the hard rugged rock is his pillow; His covering, alas ! now the wild-dashing wave. Yes, o'er him fierce roars the loud billow. " Sure a requiem, the Sea Nymphs would sing to my dear. For none could him see without loving : Hark ! yon dismal sound, 'tis their shrill notes I hear, To me, ah ! how plaintive and moving. '^ See his brows with a garland of sea-weed they bind. Ah ! mark my love's dark curling hair : Be still ye proud waves, and be hush ye rude wind, Heav'n bless ye, sweet Nymphs, for your care. 136 '' O ! they've laid my true love in yon grotto so deep. By coral and sea shells clad over ; Where o'er his pale corpse the sweet Nymphs their watch keep. Till I come to the bed of my lover." SONG, The Sailor's Welcome. Tune,— .M'Pherson's Rant- SwEET Anna, wi' a modest grace. Came tripping owre the lee, Joy sparkl'd in her bonny face. Her looks were fu* o* glee : An' aye she sang wi' cheerfu' strain. As love beam'd in her ee, '* My Willie has come hame again, Frae foreign lands to me. 137 What storms an' dangers has he past. My sailor, charming man ; Ah ! mony a sour an' nirling blast, Owre's fearless head hae blawn : But tho' the wind an' dashing spray, Hae dim'd his shining ee^ Yet, like the faithfu' compass aye, His heart's the same to me. In sultry climes ray Willie's been, Whar burning sun-beams dart^ An* mony wanton beauties seen, Wha try'd to lure his heart : put a' their wiles an* arts were vain, For riches car'd nae he; For ah ! my brave an' faithfu* swain, li Had left his heart wi' me. Tho' chilling mist an' scorching heat, Hae made his visage dun, This tender heart wi' love shall beat. Till life's last glass has run : Tho' brown'd that cheek, where roses sweety Bloom'd pleasant to the ee ; R 138 Yet when wi' smiles my Will I meet, He's aye the same to me. I trust my Willie never mair, Will leave bis Anna dear. Or vex her tender heart sae sair. Or force the brinie tear : In happiness an' sweet content. The hours will gaily flee; Till laid we are beneath the bent^ My faithfu' Will an' me. 139 ELEGIAC VERSES, On the King's Birth Day, 1812, I sing the day sae aften sung, Wi' which our lugs hae yearly rung. In whase loud praise the Muse has dung A* kinds o' print.— Fergusson. See sorrow sad, now spread around The ance gay smiling Fourth o' June ! Whan mirth an' joy, in Reekie's Town, Shone in ilk face. Now seems completely out o' tune^ Alas ! alas ! I'm wae to see a day neglected. That us'd to he sae much respected ; I'm sure Auld Reekie's weel protected. By sturdy chiels, Wha, shou'd strife rise, 'thout fear wad check it. An' fight like deils. R 2 146 Nae mair Edina's Sons parade, Wi' martial air, in smart cockade. Their C****** likes nae fighten trade. He'd rather be. Beneath yon cooling beach's shade. Sipping his tea. What ails ye W*****, are ye fear't? Gin it be sae^, I'm wae to hear't; Ane wha's afraid, bj Jove I swear't ! Can ne'er be fit, To fill that chair, I cannae bear't. Sure that's no it. I've heard too, but I cannae think. That ye'd gi'en owre the healths to drink. Our swagg'ring blades tli' caniekin clink, Nae mair will now ; Or Tinkler chiels the red wine skink. Till they get fu'. Now gin a Callan throw a cracker. Or squib, nae crime can here be, blacker ; Her Nainsel to the guard will tak her. An', pe my saul ! 141 She'll may pe owre to Pridweel pack herj Sax owks to dwail. Now, baudrons, ye may safely sleep, Our Callans, here, faith ! daurnae cheep, For our Police sic order keep, That shou'd a kittlen, Be thrown that day wi' glarie sweep. They'd get a settlin. An' gin, wi* either flower or tree. Ye busk yer winnocks, straught ye'U be To Council Chamber ca'd, to gie A sad account. How ye durst break the wise decree. Put up in print ! Guid losh ! what wad fam'd Robie* say, Wha sung sae sweet, wi' cheerfu' lay, , The praise o' this aye canty day. Had he been living; Guid-hearted chiel, he'd been right wae. An* gi'en ye'd scriven. * Vide Robert Fergusson*s Poem on the King's Birth-day. 142 But ah ! he sleeps 'neath yon green swards Dear Burns*, ye tender-hearted bard ! Wha paid to him sic fond regard ; Yon mournfu' stahe, Shaws how ye genius cou'd reward. In dulcet strain. ! Geordie^ but it grieves me sair^ To think that now a face o' care, On ycr birth-day^, sae sweet an' fair. My ee shou'd meet ; Nae soun' o' mirth, nae joyfu' air. In a' the street. 1 thought ye wadna soon forgot King George, right dear to mony a Scot ; But sic, frail man, is thy sad lot ; The best o' kings Maun moulder soon in yon sma' spot. Like ither things. * Robert Burns erected to the memory of Robert Fergusson, a plain, neat Tombstone, in the Canongate Churchyard, 6th of February, 1787. 143 But while ye live, ye aye shall hae. My best o' wishes ilka day ; Till Heav'n, to the etherial ray, 'Midst cherubs bright. Shall ca' thy vital spark away. To endless light. THE LADY O' BOSWELLHAU', A true Ballad. The Lady sat in AVoodhouselee, Whan dark an* lang's the night ; An' aye she thought on her dear Lord, Wha fought for Mary's right : " O ! I will gi*e thee, bonny boy, This plaid o' tartan braw; Gin ye will bring me tidings guid, Frae my dear Boswellhau*. 144 '' O ! far ril rin, an' fast I'll rin, For thce^ dear Ladj, fair ! To see thy brave Lord Boswellhau', An' clear thy brow o' care : Yes^ tho' the win's blaw fierce an' snell. An' rains fa' hard an' sair, Yet^ for my bonny Lady's sake^ Ilk danger will I dare. Scarce had he run but four short miles, Whan_, near yon bonny glen^ He spied^ a-crossing Braid's sweet stream^ The Earl o' Murray's men : Syne back he fled, wi' speed fu' feet. To tell his Lady dear ; The cruel Murray's bluidy men. Her bonny bowers were near. She chid him sair for turning back, Nae fear nor dread had she ; She cou'dna think a helpless fair Wad e'er molested be : But soon, alas ! she saw owre weel. Her page's fears were true. For naked was she turn'd abroad. While keen the cauld win's blew. 145 O ! fearfu' hoVl'd the win' that night. An' dreadfu' was the storm ; That pour'd on this sweet Lady fair, O' matchless face an' form : An' sair she wails, an- sair she weeps. While keen the north win's blaw; An' aft she cries for her dear Lord, The gallant Boswellhau'. Now dark an' drearie, 'mang the woods An' fearfu' rocks, she stray'd ; But lang before neist doolfu' morn. Her heav'nlj reason fled : She laid her 'neath a willow-tree. An' wi' her last breath sigh'd. The name o' her dear Boswellhau' ! Syne clos'd her een an' died. When Boswellhau' heard this sad tale^ What anguish wrung his soul ? He tore his hair, an' beat his breast. While fierce his een did roll : An' while fast owre his maiilj cheek. The tear fell frae his ee, s 146 He swore a solemn aitb^ reveng'd On Murray he should be. An' lang he sought, an' sair he sought^ A sweet revenge to get ; At length he heard the Regent proud, Assembl'd had the State, To meet at bonny Lithgow's town. Upon a certain day ; 'ihought he, I on the tyrant then. Revenge I trust shall hae. Now he has gaen to Lithgow town. On a fleet steed, an' Strang; An' for the proud Lord Murray, there. He waited sair an' lang : Wi' haughty mein, now by him came The cause o' a' his woe ; Fast flew the ball, which quickly laid The cruel tyrant low. Syne to his trusty steed he hied. An' fast he rode away ; While soon the show, an' grand parade. Was chang'd to dool an' wae : 147 But may ilk tyrant, wha wad daiir, A tender fair to treat Wi* sic relentless cruelty. Meet wi' a Murray's fate. PREMATURE EPITAPH. Stop, Passenger, near by this stane^ Lies D**** X****, the wale o' men ! Death has nae hit^ wi' his vile dart, A clearer head, or warmer heart : Few better play'd, in Life's short span^ The part o' a guid honest man : To Scotia's Muse his memory's dear ! Here Poets pause, an' drap a tear ; But ah! tread lightly on his dust. For he was gen'rous, kind, an' just. Tho* low his frien'ly heart here lies. His vital spark has reach 'd the skies ; An' now he strikes the lyre above. To everlasting songs o' love. S 2 148 Whisiht ! whisht! there's D*****s tit, I swear, I ken his tread, guid safe's, how queer ! Yes, that's his voice, as sure's I'm living He's still on Earth, whom I to Heav'n Had sent, fegs ! rather prematurely — He wasna dead, but onl} poorly. Ye vile, news-making, blundering loiin^ To breed sic grief in our guid town. An' set my bosom sae a panging, yV eel for it ye deserve a banging. Lang may ye live, my honest D****, An' raak us mony a canty stavie ; To cheer yer frien's, yer son, an' spouse. Is the kind wish o' yer frien' Bruce. 149 SONG. Tune,-— What ails this Heart o' mine. Come dry tliae shining een^ Why dim them wi* a tear ? Thou ken'st, tho' I am bound afar. Thou ever shall be dear : In Fancy's cheering dreams. Thy lovely form I'll see ; An' tho' aroun' me rage the storm. Yet still thou'lt smile on me. In the wild conflict's heat. When hostile faes assail, Thy fervent orisons to Heav'n, For me will sure prevail : v Then on the wings o' love, I quick shall fly to thee, An' dry the pearlie tear that dims My bonny Mary's ee ! 150 The spears now glide aroun' ! The drum now ca's to arras ! "The boat now waits to bear rae hence;, Frae Mary's blooming charms ! It's no the toils o* war. Nor yet the raging sea^ I fear, but ah ! sweet maid, alas ! How sair to part wi' thee. But fare thee weel, dear Love, My blessings rest wi' thee ; Within this throbbing bosom's core. There reign supreme shall ye : Soon to these arms Til haste, An' dry that tearfu' ee ; Nae joy nor peace can fill this breast. Till I return to thee. 151 SONG. Tune,— Lord Moira*s Welcome. Shrv* Adieu ! my kindest, lealest Dearie, Wae I leave ilk spot sae cheerie. Now to roam owre wilds sae drearie. Far frae love an' thee, Mary. Larks nae mair I'll hear a singing, Where the bonny craw-flower's springing. Sorrow now my heart is wringing, To leave hame an' thee, Mary ; But while sad my steps I'm bending. Cares an' fears my bosom rending. May kind Heav'n be ever sending. Blessings rich on thee, Mary. Dowie through the woods I'll wander. Or where winding streams meander ; On past joys I'll silent ponder, Tweest dear thee an' me, Mary 152 « Then fareweel ilk knowe sae bonny, Happy days I hae spent mony ; As we stray'd nae cares Td ony ; A' was joy wi' thee, Mary ; But despair now rends my bosom. When I think I now maun lose them ; Nips my hopes just in the blossom. When I part frae thee, Mary Joy nae mair, alas ! sits gleaming^ In that ee sae lately beaming; Then, nae hours o' sorrow dreaming, Fond I gaz'd on thee, Mary : Dimm'd wi' tears is now its shining, A', my hopes will soon be d wining. When I lanely sit reclining, Thinking upon thee, Mary. Beat wi' love my heart will ever, Tho' the Fates our fortune sever ; Thy fair face forget I'll never. Till the day I die, Mary. But shou'd Fortune's smiles, sae cheerie, Fleg the clouds sae black an' eerie. Pouring riches on your dearie! Quick I'd fly to thee, Mary : 153 Then fair Scotia's shores embracing. Care an' sorrow far hence chacing. Ilka former joy retracing, Happy shall we be, Mary : Never mair again Til leave thee. Charming Maid, sae sair to grieve thee ; Hand an' heart, wi' joy, I'll give thee. Constant aye to be, Mary. MARY OF DEE, A Ballad. Sweet Mary was the fairest dame. That ever grac'd the banks o' Dee ; An' far an' near was spread her fame. An' mony came this maid to see. The rose an* lily blended shone In her fair face, while her sweet een T 154 Wad made the cauldest bosom own, Her marrow scarcely e'er he'd seen. Peace lang had reign'd in our sweet Isle/ An' blest wi' plenty ilk blyth swain ; But weary war, wi' noise an* toil. Resumed her fearfu' voice again. Ane wha degrades the Sodger's name, Wi* flatt'ring tongue, an' gracefu* mein, Rais'd in fair Mary's breast a flame, Which spoke soon in her glancing een. Aft wi' her, down by yon green wood, Whare roses grow, at e'en he'd meet ; The bonny birds, in cheerfu' mood, Aroun' wad chant their notes sae sweet. By wiles an' vows he wan her heart. In ae black hour she granted a' ; The ruffian fled, an' left to mourn. That breast till then as pure's the snaw. Alas ! poor Mary droops an' pines. The rose soon frae her cheek w as gane ; 155 Amang yon thorny eglantines^ Dowie an' sad, she sung this strain: '' To me nae mair the birdie sings, Nae mair the bonny trees sweet bloom ; This ance gay heart, now grief sair wrings, An* a' thing roun' me wears a gloom, *' Ah ! little kend my ance fond breast. That love had sic a cruel sting : Near, thought I, when by a' carest. What anguish ae fause step pou'd bring. '^ Be warn'd, ye maids, wha see ray woes. By flatt'ring tales o' men up-born ; Ah ! ne'er ne'er let them pluck the rose. Or sure wi' thee they'll leave the thorn," Now fondly owre her babe she'd weep. An' for its hapless fate oft sigh ; For ah ! she found by sorrow deep. Soon in the clay-cold grave she'd lie. Yes, now she sleeps by yon green yew. Kind Pity sooth'd her last sad days ; 156 But wha her moss-clad grave can view. An' not detest the villain base. ODE To Independence, Hail Independence ! gift of Heaven ! Ah ! deign to grace my cot ; The few to whom thy favour's giveri. How happy seems their lot. Ah ! would'st thou deck the lowly bower Of a poor humble swain. How sweet would glide the fleeting hour ; But no — the wish is vain. Still thou elud'st my weary way. Nor giv'st one cheering smile ; Nor shedd'st on me one glad'ning ray. To ease mv care arid toil. 157 Behold the prowling Indian roani;, For food* through forest wild ; At eve, how sweet his clav-built home; Thou'st mark'd him for thj child. And see yon fearless Mountaineer^ E'er to the stranger kind. Pursues the roe an' fallow-deer. With thoughts as free's the wind. Ah ! why elude the humble Bard, Who fain would sing thy praise ? Nor show one glance of fond regard. His sinking hopes to raise. Come, Heav'nly Maid, no longer coy. Not large domains I want ; A cheerful cot, where Love and Joy May find a pleasant haunt. And come, sweet Muse, the Bard's kind friend, Who oft hast sooth *d his pain ; Thy witching smile, O ! sometimes lend. To grace his homely strain. 158 SONG, The Souters o' Selkirk. Tune,— Fy let us a' to the Bridal. The Souters o' Selkirk sae loyal ! O bravel}^ they fought for their King ; At Flodden, in het bluidie trials They roun' him gat a' in a ring. An' swore, that wi' sic a brave fallow I They either wad conquer or die ; Then hey for the Souters sae brawly, Lang canty an' weel may they be. Their chief was a guid honest fallow. An' weel cou'd he tak aff his horn ; At a raid, or an ae-handed tulzie. He fear'dna the man that was born. Says he, see yon faint-hearted Earl, How basely he slinks frae his King ; By the mass, now, Td gie the sly carl 'S vile neck in a halter to swing. 159 O brave fought the Flowers o' the Forest ! Their hearts were aye loyal an' kind ; They stood in the field, that day, foremost. Nor were the brave Souters behind : Brave Huntly, an' ilk Highland Laddie, Most bravely, there, stood by their Prince! O, had ilk Chief been as steady. The South'rons had gotten a dance. O lang may fair Selkirk town flourish, An' ilka brave heart that is leal ; • But may ilka traitor loun perish. An' gang to his patron, the Deil : An' here's to ilk brave Souter fallow, Their Wives, an' their Bairnies, an a' ; Wha roun' their Prince bravely will rally, A sword or a trigger to draw. 160 SONG. Tune,— -Paddy O'Rafferty, OcH ! Teddjj this heart in my bosom is breaking. For thee, alas ! Ted— it is constantly aching ; The maids, they all jeer me, an' say Tm forsaken, As sadly I sigh for my Teddy O'Rafferty. Och ! now, my dear Teddy, hovv could you be leaving, Your poor little Judy, to sit all day grieving ? Sure I do nothing, from the morn till e\en, But sigh for my darling, sweet Teddy O'Rafferty. Pray, how can ye, Cupid, to Jud be so teazing ? Och ! och ! you sly imp, how you bother my reason ! There's nothing to me, now, in nature looks pleasing. Since left all alone by my Teddy O'Rafferty, Och ! far has he gone o'er the wild-raging ocean, To meet the rude foe in the fiercest commotion ; While here I am left, deepest sorrow my portion ! Och ! how ray heart blazes for Teddy O'Rafferty ! 161 t Och ! what made you, sweet Teddy^ turn such a ranger ? And why did you leave nie to go courting danger ? Sleep to my poor eyes, now, alas ! is a stranger. Since 'lone thou hast left me, sweet Teddy O'RafFerty- Och ! how could you leave, for the roar of the cannon. Our neat little cot on the banks of the Shannon ? Where the mild breeze of eve, now, so softly is fanning, Poor Jud, as she sighs for her Teddy O'Rafferty. Och ! man now to man, why, alas ! be so cruel ? Since mercy on earth, sure, is life's brightest jewel ; To the fire of black war, then, cease adding more fuel. And send to my arms my dear Teddy O'RafFerty. Sweet Peace, with her blessings, were she but returning. Dear Erin's fair Daughters should then cease their mourning; Och ! for that sweet hour how my bosom is burning ! When Judy shall clasp her dear Teddy O'Rafferty ! To joy shall be chang'd, then, the roar of the cannon. As we trip it so gay on the banks of the Shannon ; Then — then little Cupid the flame shall be fanning. That glows in the heart of my Teddy O'Rafferty. u 163 Additions tOy and Alterations on^ AN OLD SONG. O Mt love's bonny, bonny, bonny ! O my love's bonny an' fair to see t An' aye when I look on her weel-far'd face^ In her sweet bosom fain wad I be. Her een are clear as morning dew^ Shining on the breerie thorn ; Her neck is o* the lily's hue. Her cheeks like roses in the morn. If my love were a violet blue. Planted 'neath yon flowrie shaw ; f » An' I were but a drap o* dew. In its sweet bosom I wad fa'. If my love were a rose so sweet. In my breast it shou'd be seen ; Grow it wad wi' my bosom's heat. While tears shou'd water't frae my eien. 163 If my love were a lambkin gay. Sporting on yon gow'nie green ; I'd cheer it wi' my pipe a' day. An' in my bosom laj^'t at e'en. O my love's bonny, bonny, bonny, &c. CHAPTER OF ACCIDENTS. Misfortunes seldom come alone. Near whar Breadalbane's mountains high, Wi* their grey taps baud up the sky ; Whar rowing slow, owre mony a linn. The noble Tay mak's murm'rin' din ; Whar coolin* ba'my zephyrs blow, Whar bounds the fleet an' gracefu' roe. An' fearless roams the Mountaineer, Fa' heart'ly fed on hameil cheer ; U 2 164 Whar our brave hardy sires o' auld. Fought wi* the Roman legions bauld; An' daur'd them^ 'mang their hills to enter, Wi' bluid an' death, gin they shou'd veature ; Sae that they boot to travel hame. The lang dreigh road owre whilk they came. The same bauld Heelan' bodies still, Roam owre, or sleep, on ilka hill, Nor bragna yet o' far-come ware, But feast them still on hamert fare. In lowly cot, here, snug him lane. There dwelt a humble, honest swain, A sturdy, eident, canty wight, Wha blythly toii'd frae morn to night : Nae care had he to cause him langour. But yet he had his Heelan' anger ; An' get him ance but in a passion. He'd fearna a' the bulls o' Bashon. Ae morn, at leerie's early craw. He took his spade, an' hied awa To tir some peats to beet his fire, lla'en for his breakfast Strang desire. The peats brought hame, soon liet the pat> Whik Donal' a' impatience sat. 165 V Stir'n roun the meal, say'n to himsel, O brochen now I'se hae my fill. But oh ! mirk fate ! how soon thy blast Can a' our keenest hopes owrecast ! In sic a case had Donal' gat. While grinnin' owre his brochan pat. In hopes that in a jiffy;, he Cou'd stechen to his belly gie; But as the brochea roun' he ca% He minded then he had nae saut " Hout, hout — what's tat — teil care," quo' he, *^ The coot saut putter's custy pree. Will relish weel her morning's tose. An' mak'st so pest's te Christmas prose." Sae up the butter can he gat. To pour a wee soup in the pat ; But in the pat, wi' unco splutter, Plumpt right the sonsie lump o* butter : Clash gaed the can — his dirk he drew. To save the butter frae the stew But oh ! the pat being auld ari' craz'd. An' Donal's heelan fury rais'd. He gae it sic a dab, I wat. Out gaed the bottom o' the pat. Poor Donal' now owrecome wi' care, Frae'm flung his dirk in wild despair; 166 AVhen oh ! mair dirdum an' misluck, Jn his guid naig's fat rump it stuck; Whilk nae being us'd to sic a plunk, Gae suddenly a fearfu* funk. That ca'd the stirk owre clockin' hen. An' smoor'd her wi' her chickens ten. Now tint in smoak, an' steem, an' din. Poor DonaP cou'd nae stan' or rin ; He fancj'd hell's hale crew had gathered. An' had his Heelan hurdies lather'd. The boiling gear gae him a wound. His houghs were a' quite blister'd round ; His brissly head he scarted sair, An* rugg'd an' toor his tauty hair. " Hand, baud your ban', ye tevils you, What tit her nown self Tonal' to ? Her no pe middle wit no Teil, What for you'll pe car her to squeel ? Ohon ! ohon ! her hurdies sore. For coot sake shentlemen's no more." Poor Donal' suffer'd sair that night, Nane ever gat mair awfu' fright : 167 The wyte o' a' this sad afray^ Was just his laziness to gae To the niest neib rin' town, whar he Had gotten saut an' sav'd his biee ; But now, experience bought^ tho' late, W hen'er he minds his blister'd fate; Bree — butter — naig's rump — stirk — an' hens ! He'il scud for saut through rocky glens. To ony distance, lest the pain O' brochan scad he dree again. ROBIN'S ^FIRESIDE, A Fragment Ang'ry Boreas loudly skirling, Drave his blatt'ring liailstanes dour ; Garin' birkies wha'd been curling, For the alehouse ingle scour. 168 In the loan the kje were routin'. In the bughts the sheep were pent^ Herds had ca'd the heavy nout in Frae th6 snaw-clad drearie bent. Robin frae the town arrives^ now^ Meets his Jean wi' sparkling ee ; Ilka bairnie smirkin' strives, now^ Wha shall gain his manly knee. Bonny blink'd the canty ingle. Warm an' sweet the clean hearthstane ; Tho' the win' gard winnocks jingle, Nane cou'd here o' cauld complain. Laid's the claith sae fair an' white^ now, Frae the crook the pat's ta'en down ; Ilka face beams sweet delight, now. As their seats they tak aroun'. Proudly in the middle smoking. Beef an' kail adorns the board; While the lass now brings ben rocking, Haggis that might dine a lord ! 169 O* a' thy fare, sweet Caledonia ! Haggis ye're the wale o' cheer ; May thy sons an' daughters bonny ! Ne'er want sic substantial gear, Robin's face wi' joy was beaming, A* his bairns sae blythe to see ; While the gratefu' tear stood gleaming, In fair Jean's sweet sparkling ee. Now the wee anes' harmless prattle. Glad's the tender parent's ear ; As the hailstanes fiercer rattle. Hark the voice o' wae draws near, '* Pity now th' unfort'nate stranger, - Ye whase looks speak peace an' joy. He whase 'scap'd the tempest's danger ; Save the shipwreck'd Sailor boy. '' Gane's alas ! ray mother ! cheerless For her Tom she aften sigh'd ; Wha, with gallant Duncan, fearless^ For his country bravely died. X 170 *^ Left an orphan sad an' drearie> Ance my parents hope an' joy I Shipwrecked here I've wander'd weary. Pity then the Sailor boy." " Welcome thou'rt, sweet boy, believe mc^ To our humble cot an' fare ; Hard's the heart that wadna give thee^ O' his house this night a share. ^^ Great's thy claim, wha cou'd refuse thee ? Helpless child o' Britain's pride I Foul befa* him wha'd ill use thee> For our weal thy father died. " Gratefu' sure should be ilk Britoia To the Tar o' fearless mind ! "Wha, the dreadfu* conflict's heat in, Gallantly his life resigned." May auld Scotia's canty call an s, AVha for ane anither feel. Aye hae warm an' couthie dwallin's. An' ne'er want for milk or meal. 171 May her sons sae brave an' trusty, Wha in gi*ein* are sae blest. Never want a haggis gusty. Still to succour the distrest. EPISTLE To a Friend, on the Decay of Taste for tli^ Fine Arts in Scotland, 1812. Now twenty year's blawn owre an raair. Since I began a painting; An' I may say, 'thout vaunting sair. That naething e'er's been wanting Upo' my part^ to please ilk ane, Tho' fickle aft their natures : To paint, sure muckle care I've taen^ Hamely or bonny features. On ilka day, X 2 llf Some fashious bodies sair me plagu'd, " Wi' their confounded hav'ring; I've thought Auld Nick wi' them had leagu'd^ To ding my head a dav'ring ; But ither fo'k hae been mair kind. An' paid me sic attention. As gard my young an' gratefu' mind. Bless their sweet condescension, Scie greats yon day. O ! cou'd some fo'ks but only see. The pain they gie 'thout thinking, I'm sure mair sparing they wad be, O' their ill tongue's vile clinking : But some maun speaks tho' it shou'd mar The peace o' their best frien', man ; Frae sic fo'k Heav'n aye keep me far, An' their curs*d tongue sae keen, man. To gab, ilk day. How quick my happy days flew past ! How slow my hours o' sorrow ; Sad Disappointment's nirling blast, Bids now ilk day guid-morroWo 173 Sweet was my daily toil to me. For in't my saul delighted .' Now, dull I sit, wi* tearfu' ee. To see my prospects blighted ; O ! mournfu' day. Sweet was't to paint the placid brow, O yon Grandame sae mild, man; As fond she clapp'd the curlie pow, O her dear Son's sweet child, man : While her meek ee, see upward bent, . Imploring peace an' plenty ! Upo* the prattling innocent, Wha pats her cheek sae genty, An' kin', yon day. Or yon auld head, which ance was brent, Wi' lyart locks sae thin, now ; See how his face beams sweet content! For a' is peace within, now ; A weel-spent youth mak's garrulous age, Aft pass awa fu' fouthily ; Wi' crack, or joke, or storie sage, 'Neath some snug biel' fu' couthily. An' blythe, ilk day. 174 An' then, to draw the blooming Youth, 0' manly face an' form, man ; That Jove-like fronts an' lips o' truth. May yet a Senate charm, man : Or in the bluidy stour sae wild. May fearless thrash our faes yet ; How aft hae sic for Britain toil'd. To bring her happy days yet. An' nights, I true ! How sweet the task ! to paint the Maid Whar countless sweets combine, man ; Ilk beauty's to our een display'd. In that fair face divine, man ! An' than the gracefu' shape to draw. Lovely in ilk direction ! This gies the Painter stamina. To aim at true perfection ! Inspir'd, that day. Her bashfu' look, sae saft an' meek ; Her cheeks like new-blawn roses : Her siller neck, sae fair an' sleek. Sic gracefulness discloses: 175 Like cherries steep'd in morning dew, Her coral lips appear, man : Wi' bosom o* the lilj hue. An' een sae sparkling clear, man ! An' sweet, that day. But a* thae jojs afar are fled, Doolfu' I sit, an' lane, now ; Knock'd up clean's now the painting trade, Which maks the Artist mane, now : This weary war, an' taxes sair, 111 hairsts, an' siclike evils. Gars clever chiels gang wi' coats bare. An' look like ha'f-starv'd devils, Thir waefu' days. Nae mair the smoking joint is seen, Upo' the social table ; Pale Famine, wi' her hollow een, Deck'd in robes thin an' sable. Stalks up an' down the room, ance grac'd Wi' the sweet blooming fair ane ; Our golden days are now efFac'd, An' chang'd to days o' airn ! Alack-a-day ! 176 O ! Poortith ! ye unlo'esome hag, Deelj nor I saw ye carted ; How mony a sair an' deadly jag Ye gie the honest-hearted : How mony cruel pangs ye gi'e The tender feeling bosom ! How hard is it, ilk day to see Nipp*d, Hope's saul-cheering blossom ! Thir waefu' days. I'm laith to throw my pencils yet. An' pallet in the fire, man ; But aft, when sad an' wae I sit. My heart boiling wi' ire, man, I curse the day I ever tried To gain a lasting name, man, Amang Art's darling Sons ! denied . The poorest wretches claim, man, Thir doolfu' days. O ! may we ever hope to see, Thae happy days again, yet; Yes ! faith ! I trust right cantily. Sweet notes o' joy I'll raise yet : 177 Shou'd that soon be, a sang FU sing. Ye scarce e'er heard the like, man ; My wood-notes wild, shall cheerfu' ring ! An' drown ilk growling tyke, man, Wi' joy^ that day. SONG. Tune,— Bruce*s Address at the Battle of Bannockburn* Quich Lassie steek the hallan door. Let auld Boreas skirl an' roar^ It's lang since we met before, Happy we's be a'; Fill the stoup up to the brim. Toast ilk frien', afiel' or hame, N War,m his back, an' fu' his wame, Whare'er his lot may fa'. Y 178 Come, nowj fill another glass, — Here's to ilka smiling lass^ Either south or north the Bass, Canty may they be : May they soon, gin Heav'n sae plan. Get a hearty, honest man, Wha'U by king an' kintra stan', Whane'er we danger see. Now, I'm in a right guid tune, Hout awa ! our stoupie's dune ! Troth ! we canna part sae soon ! Birl our plack shall we ! In a stoup, auld Care we'll drown, Crabbit, sour, an* sulky loun ; Aft he's tried to keep me down. But 'boon him yet I'll be, Joy now sparkles in ilk ee ; Come, let's spend this night wi' glee; A' sae happy roun' to see, Wha wad nae be fain ? Fient a face, now, here looks wrang, . Gi^e us^ then, a canty sang; Tho' the night be cauld an' lang. We ha'e o' it nane. 179 Now I've just anither toast, — Lang may Britain's pride an' boast ! Guard fa^'r Freedom's bonny coast, Frae chains an' slavery ! May her SonS;, by sea an' land, Shou'd the fae approach our strand. Forward come, wi* heart an' hand, Tq drive them i' the sea ! SONG. jTuNE,— In the Garb of Old Gaul. See! the banner of Tyranny now is unfurl'd. And prostrate beneath, lies the panic-struck world ; But mark, 'midst the ocean, yon snug little Isle, At the Tyrant's dread threats, with contempt see her smile: ^Hark ! how she calls her Sons to arms ! §ee, each the fal- chion draws. For Country, King, and all that's dear ! for Liberty and Laws ! Y 2 180 Reccyrding Fame shall mark the namc^ "With Honour's true applause! Of those who fight for Britain's right. How glorious the cause! The genius of Freedom has here fixt her shrine. And s >on her fair light on far nations shall shine ; From the hot sands of Afric, to Russia's north pole^ Her inspiring breath shall enliven each soul : Hark ! now she calls her Sons to arms ; see, each the fal- chion draws. For Country, King, and all that's dear ! for Liberty and Laws I Recording Fame shall mark the name. With Honour's true applause ! Of those who fight for Freedom's right. How glorious the cause ! In the plains of Aboukir our aged Chief bled. And brave Moore, near Corunna, now fills Honour's bed; Their lives, for fair Freedom, they fearless laid down, But while mem'ry shall last, ne'er shall fade their renown. Hark! Freedom calls her Sons to arms, &c. Then, under the standard of Freedom advance. To humble the pride of the Tyrant of France ; 181 'Gainst Vile tyrants of old, oft our sires fearless stoocl> And they seal'd our fara'd chart with their dearest heart's blood. Now Freedom calls her Sons to arms> &e. SONG. The Farewell. TuNB,— Roslin Castle. In her sparkling blue eyes shone the bright crystal tear^ To mind those fond eyes shall forever be dear ; O'er her once rosy cheeks fast the big pearls fell. As I tenderly sigh'd, dearest Anna, farewell ! Cold her hand was as marble, which fondly I prest. While the pain of her bosom her sad looks exprest ; E\ery sigh she breath'd forth, pierc'd my heart with a knell. As I mournfully sigh'd, dearest Anna, farewell ! 18S That soft tender hearty forni'd for virtue and love. Ah ! must, I so long from it far distant rove ; But where'er I stray, thou shalt still bear the bell, Tho' doomed, dearest Anna, to bid thee farewell ! In my fond bosom's cord thou shalt e'er be supreme. And distance and time shall augment the pure flame ; On these features so sweet my fond fancy shall dwell, Tho' the hard fate of war makes me sigh, love, farewell, TO YOUNG POETS. Come let me Sing the waes an' cares. The humble Bard maun meet, wha dares To climb the rugged rocky stairs, O* high Parnassus I Nae wonder yon dull Cit declares Us senseless asses. Vow ! but our Patrons now are scarce, Whilk maks sae poor the trade o' verse; 183 Let ye sing English, Scotch, or Earse, I'm laith to say. The taste for posy's chang'd to farce, Oh ! doolfu* day. But gin a dancer, or rope-swinger. Or foreign loun wi' nimble finger. Or an outlandish opera-singer, Gie's tweedldee, A rousing sum they're sure to bring her. Sic taste hae we* When ye hae screeded aff yer rhyme. An' made ilk verse to sweetly chime, The words an' lines a' keeping time, Baith rank an' file, Wi' mony a thought, faith ! right sublime. In grandest style. Gin to Du'decimo ye gang. Thinking nae doubt he'll rouse yer sang ; Guid troth ! yell find right soon ye*re wrang, The fient a line. But gets frae him a cursed bang, Tho' e'er sae fine. 184 Yer feeling heart maun too endure. The surly Critic's snarl sae sour ; Ablins, like curs on ye they'll pour. An' mak ye curse The evil, an' unlucky hour. Ye e'er wrote verse. But ne'er ye mind their crabbit daunts> The Bard wha seeks the Muses haunts. Maun for their sakes bear mony wants. The cheering lasses. Will ye reward for a' thae taunts, Ance lip Parnasses ! I winna say ilk ane's a tike. Or they're a' bees o' the same bike ; Fond to gar Bardies fidge an* fike, Na — some o' worth. To cheer the rising bard weel like. An' bring him forth. Them shall I mind wi' gratefu' heart, Wha kindly took the Bardie's part. An' turn'd aside the ranc'rous dart, Aim'd at his bosom. 185 May they in life ne'er feel Care's smart, JSut Fortune's blossoni. How sad's the fate o' the poor Bard, Wha by subscription claims reward. For a' his pains an* labour hard ? Wi' sordid scowl. The sons o* wealth him aft regard. Piercing his soul, ! but it grieves ray heart fu' sair. To see how few for Po.*sy care ; He'll tell ye wi' a gouk-like stare. He downa read it ; 1 pity much the gothic bear. Poor siUy idiots But wha can paint the Poet*s joys ? The town an' a* its gaudie toys ; It's smoke, its bussle, din, an' noise. Are a' forsook ; Great Nature's God his thought employs, By some clear brook. z 186 Whiles roaming through the dark green wood. Or 'mang the whins where maukins whud. Or in the vale whar sweet flowers bud. He aft is seen ; Or midst the storm, whan hailstanes scud. Out owre the green. Or by some bonny wimpling lin'. He list'ning marks its pleasing din. As sport beneath, wi' nimble fin. The trout an' eel; Or musing whar deep waters rin. An' eddies wheel. Or frae a rocky mountain steep. As round, loud-howling win's fierce sweep. He marks below the foaming deep, Wha's dashing wave, Maks mony a bonny maiden weep. Her lover brave. Or through some wild lane glen he strays. Tracing, wi* awe, Heav'n's wondrous ways ! The mair he sees, the mair his praise. To Him unseen. 187 Wha wisely guides, frae mortal gaze. This vast machine ! For him Dame Nature ope's to view. Her stores o' wond'rous form an' hue ! Wi' gratitude her haunts pursue. Ye to whom's giv'n This precious gift, the favoured few Are blest bj Heav'n. Z 5 188 WILLIAM TELL, A Ballad^ IN TWO PARTS. It is thou, Liberty ! thrice sweet and gracious Goddess ! whom all itl pubHc or in private worship ; whose taste is grateful, and ever will be so, till Nature herself shall change.— Sterne. PART FIRST. The rising sun, with radiant ray, Illum'd FJelvitia's glaciers gay. And ting'd them with a golden hue^ As sparkl'd bright the morning dew. The purple clouds, which late overspread Each mountain's venerable head, Now wafted from their bed, forth show These countless heights, o'ertipt with siiow. 189 Now, down ihe fissures, many a stream Came dazzling, with resplendent beam ; Sending their sparkling mists on high. In spreading vapours through the sky. Th6 balm J breeze now breathes supine^ O'er mountain daisy, or eglantine ; And brushes from the flow'rets gay. Their odour sweet, at dawn of day. Thus Nature smil'd, when William Tell Came forth to chase, o'er rock and dell. The chamois goat, elate and free, As ever mountain breeze was he. Tell/ leaning on his hunting spear. With joy beheld the morning clear; What dazzling splendour met his view, 'Mong hills and glens of various hue. Now as he Nature's works admir'd. With love to Heav'n his soul was fir'd ; What grateful feelings fill'd his breast. As he the donor thus addrest : 190 ^' O God ! thou giver of all good ! Who'st oft ray friend in danger stood; Accept a grateful mortal's praise, For peaceful nights and happy days. '* What beauteous scenes around rae rise ! What wond'rous works now meet mine eyes! What gratitude now fills my breast. For every good by rae possest ! " Oft hast thou, by thy heav'nly care, Preserv'd me from the wicked's snare ; Tho* perils many round rae lay. Yet still thou wert my strength and stay. '^ O ! may I send my prayer above, To thee. Great Source of Peace and Love ! To ask a blessing on that Fair, Thou'st given to my protecting care." " Yes, sure, dear William, and she'll join. For blessings great on thee and thine ;" Said fair Matilda, as she prest Her William to her throbbing breast. 191 Now the big tear of love was seen In her sweet eye, so bright and sheen ; While their dear child embrae'd his knee. So pleas'd his parents' love to see. '' My fair Matilda, now I ^o. With hunting spear and faithful bow. To chase the chamois for thy sake. O'er rock, through dell, and fearful brake, " But when return'd, I gain my cot. How happy then the huntsman's lot. When welcom'd by thy lovely smile. Reward of every pain and toil. '' Ye ling'ring moments, fly apace. Till I behold my Maud's fair face : Farewell, sweet love ! dear child, adieu ! My only wealth on earth are you." Now see him up the glaciers go. Bounding o'er rocks, like fleetest roe ; While charming Maud, with her dear boy. In knitting does her hours employ. 192 Around her plaj'd the lovely child. And to her often talk'd and smil'd : While time flies on with leaden wings. Of her dear William, hark ! she sings. SONG. ^* What danger round the huntsman's lying. As quick from rock to rock he's flying ; Following bold the chamois fleet. In the full chace, to sportsmen sweet. " See, o'er the dreadful deep below, now. Or up the glaciers clad with snow, now; Still on he bounds, 'thout dread or fear ; His arrow aims, or hurls his spear. *' But blythe at eve, when homewards bounding, 1 hear his bugle sweetly sounding ; As gay he turns the winding hill. What raptures then my bosom fill ! '' With speed, straight to his arras I fly, now. While sweet love sparkles in his eye, uow; 193 Quick:, then, I spread my homely cheer. For my brave, charhiing, huntsmqin dear,'* Thus, as she spent the early day. Obscured was now each golden ray : Loud howl'd the blast, while drenching raia Was dashing o'er the hill and plain. The darting lightning's fearful gleam ; The blacl^ clouds with dread thunder teem; While Maud sigh'd deep for William dear. And for his life had many a fear. A weary traveller, wet and cold. Now at her rural cot made bold To knock, and for admittance pray'd. Till the wild storm, so fierce, was laid. For he, alas ! had lost his way. And fearful dangers round him lay : Ah ! who can hear the stranger's grief, An4 not aJBford him kind relief? Aa 194 Ne'er from Matilda's friendly door Had gone the hungry, or the poor ; And one by storm an' need opprest^ Soon 'neath her friendly roof found rest. Her homely board was soon replete With wine, and milk, and viands sweet; The hearth another billet grac'd. To warm and dry her unknown guest. Now past and gone the howling storm, Matilda's lovely face and form. Within the stranger's breast 'gan raise, A storm which spoke in wanton gaze. Her auburn hair, by fillet bound, Play'd light her lily forehead round ; Her cheeks were of the rose's hue. As sparkl'd sweet her eyes so blue. Her coral lips, and teeth so white. What eye could see without delight ; With shape divine, and graceful air. She shone the fairest of the fair. 195 Now as she smird, and still him presto She rais'd a flame in his rude breast ; The like before he'd never felt. As on her beauteous face he dwelt. He seiz'd Maud by the lily hand;, And show'd his star so blazing grand : '' If you'll consent to go with me^ Lord Grisler shall your lover be. ** Take this in earnest of my love. Which as my life shall lasting prove :'* Then in her hand a purse he slip'd. While, with vexation, fair Maud wept. She dash'd it on the ground in scorn — '' No, — tyrant know, I ne'er was born To yield to such a thing as thee. While faithful Tell lives but for me. '' I would not give his manly heart. For all the joys wealth can impart : Hence from this roof, lest he appear. And make thee pay this insult dear." A a 2 196 When Grisler saw his suit repelPd, With rage and lust his bosom swell'd : He grasj 'd fair L\iaud with rudeness bold. But soon Y^as she as ici'le cold. Now as she lay^ of motion void, *' By Heav*n, 1*11 bear her hence," he cried i Then straight he seiz'd fair Maud with specdj To bear her to his trusty steed. But near as he the door had past, Brave William ent'ring, look'd aghast : '' \^ hat mean'st thou, viliain, by this strife ? Or whither would^st thou bear my wife ? ^* By Heav'n, she's gone, thou ruffian fell ! No, no, she lives, she hears her Tell : Look up, sweet Maud, and tell me why. This money on the ground doth lie ?" Return'd was now her rosy hue, Ai d love beam*d in her eye so blue : She rush*d to her brave William's arms^. And smil'd at all the tyrant's harmi. 197 When William heard her artlesii tale. Wild rage and love his heart assptil ; Dread fury from his eye fiash'd keen, To think how Maud had treated been, '' Hence from this house, these hands sliall ne*er Profane the rites to good me^ dear ; But when 1 meet thee in the field, And 'gainst thy breast the falchion weild ; Then foot to foot, and arm to arm. Thy conscience black will speak the harm Thou meanest to honest William Tell, Till then thy guide through brake and dell." Through dingle wild, o'er rock and glade, In sullen silence see them tread ; Till now arriv'd at gloomy glen, O'erhung by rocks, near fearful fen. Round grew the lofty pine and oak. On which owls scream, and ravens croak ; Here oft the wolf at midnight howls, As from his den for prey he prowls. 198 The tyrant now 'gan Tell to brave. With the base name of coward slave; Then out his burnish'd brand he drew. And swore Tell now should dearly rue^ That hour he dar'd his legal lord. With foot to foot, and sword to sword : The point had pierced Tell's doublet through. When back he sprung, and out he drew His trusty blade, with rust clad o'er. Which soon was dyed with Grisler's gore : Hard on the tyrant Tell now prest. And soon had sent his country's pest, A howling to the shades below, When slu'ill he heard a bugle blow ; x\nd looking round, in wild surprise, Fi\e hundred spearmen met his eyes. Forth from behind each rock, or tree, A spear, or full drawn bow saw he; All aim'd at him, and only wait. Proud Grisler's word, to seal his fate. 199 " Quick, seize this slave," the tyrant cries, " His life now at my mercy lies ; I'll teach him soon, and all around. E'en at my cap to bow profound." *■ Soon dragg'd to goal was gallant Tell, And bound in chains in noisome cell ; There to await the tyrant's doom. Amid the prison's awful gloom. As mourns the ring-dove for her mate, AUur'd to his untimely fate. Caught by the crafty's cunning wiles. He flutt'ring dies in sportsman's toils. ^ So mourn'd fair Maud for her brave Tell, As down the briny tear fast fell ; For much she fear'd the tyrant's art, Might lure her William's guileless heart. Into some dreadful fatal snare. Ere of his craft he was aware ; For oft she'd heard, the tyrant's wrath. To the brave S^yiss was certain death. 200 The time flew past, no Tell was seen. Gay tripping o*er the flow¥y green ; Fearful alarriis fill Maud's sad breast. As to her heart her child she pre^t. *' The tjrant, now, sweet boj, I fear. Low, low has laid thy father dear ; And pierc'd that heart so kind and true, But vengeance shall the deed pursue, *' This tender arm shall teach thy hand. To draw and weild the bloody brand. To bend the bow, and aim the dart, ^ Till reach'd it has proud Grisler's heart. '^ Then shall thy country praise the deed. That made the tyrant's bosom bleed; And thy fond mother proudly own Thee for brave Tell's heroic son *" Perhaps he lives^ and now lies low In dungeon damp — there let us go ; On my bent knees his life Til crave, And every insult for him brave. 201 O give me but my darling Tell ! Then wild Ambition's haunts, farewell ; To some lone cot, we'll far remove. There happy in each other's love. On humble fare in russet gray. In harmony we'll spend the day ; To virtue rear our lovely child. Among the lofty mountains wild. Now with her child the road she tooky And wistful round oft did she look For her brave Tell, but hope delay'd, Sicken'd her soul as on she stray'd. With prattling sweet the lovely child To her the tedious way beguil'd ; For often fell the pearly tear. As she thought on her William dear, At length the lofty spires were seen Of Ure dazzling gay and sheen ; As shone the setting sun's red rays. Tinging her towers with golden blaze, Bb 202 What hopes ! what fears ! filPd Maud*s rack'd mind Words to express sure none can find ; But we must leave poor Maud to mourn. And to brave Tell again return. PART SECOND. Bright rose the sun, his gilding ray Shone on the towers where William lay ; But not one solitary beam. E'er in Tell's gloomy cell could gleam. The trumpet's sound his ears assail. The bells rung loud a merry peal. The hinge with grating sound is heard. The warder enters with the guard. Who, now with mighty voice proclaim. In mighty Grisler's hateful name, His will it is, Tell brought forth be To the great square of fam'd Ure; 203 There, high within the market-place, Lord Grisler, of illu^rious race. Had plac'd his cap, whose will it was. That every citizen should pass. And make obeisance, as if he Were there himself in majesty ; Who would not with this law comply. For their contempt should instant die. When William came within the square. Some hundreds gather'd round him were ; But when they saw him at it smile. And spurn at them who were so vile. As to a tyrant's bonnet bow. They in the air their caps 'gan throw ; Shouting long live the gallant Tell ! Who will not bow to tyrants fell. Dragg'd was brave Tell to prison straight; And soon assembled were the state ; Where, by the tyrant's power, he was Condemn'd to death for breach of laws, Bb 2 204 To hang upon a gallows high^ E'er that day's sun had left the sky. As warning to each peasant slave. Who'd dare the will of Grisler brave. Now sorrow seiz'd each feeling heart, Wheii swift into the court did dart A lovely female and sweet child^ Wuh daik despair her looks were wild. "^^ O save him ! save him ! loud she cries^ Or never more will Maud's sad eyes Be dry, till her parch'd brain take fire^ And every Swiss with rage inspire. '' Yes, fathers, children, all shall rise. At poor Maud's wild distracted voice. Against the tyrant, who can doom My youthful hero to the tomb." Now Grisler from the rest she spy'd. In chair of state, elate with pride; Then to his throne with speed she flew, And at his feet herself she threw. 205 '^ O ! Switzerland's great mighty lord ! O ! save ray Tell from headsman's cord ; Join with me too, my lovely child. To make Lord Grisler's heart more mild." ^^ O ! save my Father," cry'd the^boy, ** And every morn I shall employ In praying blessings on that head. Who graciously my father freed/' With pity mute the court now stood^ When Grisler spoke in gloomy mood : " Yes, I thy Father's life will give. On one condition shall he live, '' Here by our will it is decreed. That if an apple on thy head. He pierce at hundred paces, sure His life is then beyond my power. '* But if he fail, assuredly That moment he shall instant die: Guards seize the child, and let Tell know, Such mercy we to him now show." 206 When fair Maud heard the sad decree, A wild convulsive laugh gave she ; Then off she sprung like wounded doe. Few e'er bore such a load of woe. To the high mountain quick she fled^, And fast the tale of woe was spread ; But on before my Muse me bears. To view the happy mountaineers. Hark ! i^ow the sounds of mirth resound. Through every wood and hill around ; Through dingle shaw and ferny brake, They to the merry-meeting take. The archers clad in doublet green. The spearmen deck'd in mantles sheen, The maids in white and russet gray. All join the favourite roundelay. bowman's song. How merrily we climb the mountain high. Or through the greenwood in full cry ; 207 With hound and horn we chace the roe ; Whiz goes the spear, and twang the bow. Now, hark ! a brother's voice we hear. What cheer, good fellows, pray what cheer I Then quick we make the kind reply. The best of cheer, pray stop and try. The scrip, and flask, with glee we spread. Beneath some cooling beech's shade ; When blythe we laugh, and drink, and sing. While with our mirth the green woods ring. Thus merrily goes the Bowman's life. Free from ambition, care, or strife : If any should this truth deny. He's welcome, here to stop and try. When to our cot at eve we come. Sweet, then, O ! sweet's the Bowman's home ; With smiles our maids their lovers meet^ And carol gay our welcome sweet. While soon the board's with plenty spread. And if a stranger seek our shade. 208 Our cheer is good, with glee we cry. You're welcome, stranger, stop and try, As through the dance they gayly glide. Poor Maud then sought the greenwood side ; Per tresses o'er her shoulders spread. The rose, now, from her cheek was fled ; And dim that eye so lovely blue ; Afld pale the lips of coral hue ; Per heart, alas ! was breaking fast ; And wild, she cried, with looks aghast: ■' Oh ! save my child ; oh ! save my Tell ; And send the tyrant down to hell; For sure he's worse than tiger wild. Who dooms the sire to slay his child." No more her frantic voice could say, Exhausted nature now gave way ; Down sunk she on the flow'ry bent, Fatigue and grief her heart had rent. ^09 The maids the cordial quick apply— At length she op'd her languid eye. And told a tale so fraught with woe, As made each ey^ with tears to flow. Each Bowman vow'd brave Tell to save. Or with him sleep in Honour's grave ; Then arm'd himself with bow and spear, With battle axe, or broadsword clear. True courage in each eye now bieams : Undaunted each a hero seems : Mitchel lead on, all furious cry. The word is Tell, and Liberty ! When William heard the dire behest, What sad emotions tore his breast ; '' My child ! and will nought else assuage The tyrant's more than brutal rage. " Full well he knows, with arrow swift, I soon an apple would have cleft On any place, 'thout dread or fear, But on the head of him so dear. Cc no O God ! if it is so decreed^ That bj my hand my child must bleed. Then grant this arm may guide the dart. To reach the tyrant's savage heart." Now high Lord Grisler sat in state. While round his guards in order wait; As forth the lovely victim's led. For Tell each feeling bosom bled. The charming innocent he kiss'd. And to his manly bosom press'd ; What dreadful fears rush'd on his mind. As the child's lovely eyes they bind. While to the tree the child is bound. What dreadful awe fills all around : " Fear not, brave Tell,*' the child then cried, " Kind Heaven will the arrow guide." The apple's plac'd^ Tell grasps the yew, And with firm aim the arrow drew ; The Heaven-directed shaft now flies ; The apple's cleft — what shouts arise! The father then flew to his child. And him embrac'd in transport wild ; While every tongue the action prais'd. And on the pair with rapture gaz'd. Fear always haunts the guilty breast, The troubled mind can find no rest ; So when the tyrant's keen eye spy'd Another shaft by William's side, Dread thoughts his bosom now possest. As he the fearless Tell addrest : '' What may that other arrow mean. That in thy belt alone is seen ?*' " Know, tyrant, then, that shaft you see. By William Tell was meant for thee ; For had I touch'd my son, most true This shaft had pierc'd thy black heart through." The tyrant, now, half choak'd with wrath, Doom'd gallant Tell to instant death : Seiz'd was he straight, with cords fast bound. When murmurs loud spread quick around. Cc 2 «1^ The Citizens and Bowmen brav^. Now forward press, brave Tell to save : Their cause was good, they knew no fear. They fought for all that man holds dear. Mitch el asunder cut the cord That Tell confiu'd, then quick a sword He plac'd into his manlj hand — " Free, now, brave Tell, thy native land !'^ As for the tyrant. Tell keen sought; The guards retire where'er he fought ; At length proud Grisler met his view. As arrow swift at him he flew, '' Now, tyrant, meet we hand to hand^ And foot to foot, and brand to brand : If ye escape, now, villain base. May Heav*n also give thee grace/' Fierce fought the tyrant, but soon found, Tell's blade had giv'n a dreadful wound 1 Then from the field he fled aghast ! While, fearless, Tell hard on him prest. 213 But Grisler's guards came to his aid^ And soon would rell a prisoner made ; Some paces Tell must now retreat. And for his friends the Bowmen wait. Then straight he seized a stubborn yew, The arrow to the head he drew ; Unerring flew the deadly dart. And dyed its wings in Grizler's heart. Cursing brave Tell, in dreadful wrath> His angry eyes were clos'd in death ; As lovely Maud, mids't war's alarms, Rush'd to her gallant hero's arms. » Victorious friends around now crowd. And rend the air with shouting loud. Long live fair Maud ! and gallant Tell I Who low has laid the tyrant fell. May blessings e'er his race attend. Who would not to a tyrant bend ; But fam'd Helvetia has set free, From tyrant's chains and misery. 214 ODE TO LIBERTY, Sung in full Chorus. Hail ! glorious Liberty, O deign Long o*er Helvetia's land to reign. And on her Sons propitious shine. With thy etherial love divine. Hov^ great the deeds by thee inspir'd^ The gen'rous mind, when v^^ith thee fir'd^ Undaunted every 111 can meet. For what to man's like freedom sweet ? The fleet and sturdy Mountaineer, Inspir'd by thee can know no fear ; O'er rugged mountains see him rove. No fetters but the chains of love. As these he bears with cheerful mind, Hope whispers soon she will be kind ; 215 Most willingly he bears her chains, For pleasure far o'erpajs his pains. Long may Helvetia's valleys teem^ With smiling Plenty's glad'ning beam ; And Peace, with her enchanting smile^ Long flourish on her fertile soil. But when a Tyrant dare presume. To cast upon her vales a gloom. Among her Sons, may there still be Found a brave Tell to set her free. FINIS. ERRATA. Page 21, line 10, for new read now. Page 22, line 6, for sparkling read radiem. Page 53, line 9, for hank read hanks. Page 73, line 5, for Barossa read Barosa. Page 75, line 5, for atra read saim. Page 117, line 15, for rose read roe. Page 199, line 5, for g-oaZ read gaol. A POEM, IN THE SCOTTISH DIALECT. BY A NATIVE. Edina ! Scotia's darling seat. All hail thy palaces and towerb. Where once beneath a monarch's feet Sat legislation's sov'reign powers. Burns. Edinburgh : PRINTED BY JOHNSTONE, HIGH STREET. Sold By William M*William, Bookseller, Lawnmarket ; and by J. and A. Duncan, Glasgow. Price One Shilling and Sixpence, ^% PREFACE. Now I maun gie my book a preface. That like itseP the warld it may face : This gars me look wi' rather grave face ;— The truth to tell, I ne'er in a' my life cou'd hae face To praise mysel'. But gin in print I maun appear, I hope this sma' production here Will meet wi' that reception dear Frae Reekie's bairns As will the bardie onward cheer To greater darings. This wee bit book to me has gi'en Nae sma' amusement mony a e'en. An' driven awa' dull care an' spleen. As by the ingle I rhyming to mysel' hae been The words to jingle. Now gin ilk ane wha it peruse. It shou'd but ae short hour amuse. 4 I'd be as proud wi* the blyth news As lord or duke, An' to Apollo pay my vows Wi' gratefu' look. O critics sour^ be nae owre hard On the first bairn o* a poor bard ; Nor think frae singin' he'll be scar'd. Although ye jeer him By your attacks, for ance he's daur'd, Ye'll no soon fear him. But gin ye maun apply the lash. An' at his rhymes maun hae a dash. For some I ken maun shaw their gash To please their noddle. Their crabbit dunts will him ne'er fash Ae single bodle. But ye wha kindly point the way How a young Bard may mend his lay, His gratefu' heart, while'ts streams do play. Will mind the favour. An' for to hoard ilk word ye say Shall aye endeavour. Now some may ablins wish to ken, Wha I may be, an' how 1 fen : s Then, Likenesses I tak' o' men An' bonnv lasses ; Whan tir'd o' pencil tak' my pen — An' thus time passes. This poem sma' wi* twa three mae, (Whilk should this please ye'll ablins hae). Sweetly has gar'd hours glide away Whan ills abound — My humble muse has mony a day Made care blaw lowne. Now, Reekie's bonny Lasses ! help me. Whan surly critics 'gin to skelp me. An' wi' their chilHng snaw ba's pelt me ; This favour kind^ • Whatever after fortune's dealt me, ] aye shall mind. An', canty sons o' Edwin-s town ! Now grant your townsman this ae boon. Your kind indulgence O shed on The humble Bard, An' while he wi' the warld gangs roun' He'll you regard. EDINBURGH, A POEM. Edina's guardian genius, lend A humble bard, no muckle ken'd. Thy aid to sing, in verses wild, Edina, Scotia's auldest child, A town that yields to nane I ken. For bonny queans an' strappin men ; The place where first I drew my breath, Whilk I to leave hae aft been laith. An' aye shall hae, while warm my bluid. My wishes best an' gratitude. An' tho' by fortune's biting blast, I shou'd be far 'mang strangers cast, I'll aye think on the happy hours I've spent beside Edina's towers. Which while my throbbing heart shall beat, I'll aye wish prosperous, rich, an' great. My muse, frae covvrin, now tak's wing, Thy praise, Auld Reekie, fain to sing. An' hovers roun' me as I stray. To guide my fond descriptive lay. The Castle proud owre-tapping stands. An' the wide country roun' commands ; Ilk auld grey tower sae venerable. Reminds us o' the days o' trouble. While lang impregnable they stood. E'er cannon's awfu' thunder loud Was heard, or that \ ile monk was known Wha brought sic mischief mankind on. Heigh munted on stupendous rock. Ilk warlike art it then cou'd mock. An' nought but fraud or famine's spite Cou'd get possession o' this height. There kings were born and princes bred Secure, while factious bluid was shed. But now, alas ! nae kings dwall there, Auld Scotia moum'd their loss fu' sair ; Nae mair the midnight banquet's heard. Nor haughty chief wi' bull-head sair d. Dire emblem o' approaching woe. As doughty Douglas fate did show*. ^ ♦ In the minority of J imes IL and during the regency ©f Alexander Livingstone, William Douglas, the sixth earl of that 8 Now silence reigns^ an' nought is heard Save the slow pace o' watchfti' guard. Twa regiments still are kept therein. An' cannons hig to mak' a din On hallow days, wi' loud rebound Frae Arthur's Seat an' hills around. Then we descend to the parade. Improvement by Lord Adam made*. Parade like this, yell find but few. Commanding sic a bonny view O' hills an' dales on ilka side. An' the braid Forth whar vessels ride family, exceeded all the Scots of those days in wealth and power, and by his factious and turbulent disposition held the Legisla- ture at open defiance, insomuch, that the authority of the magistrates could afford little help to the poorer and weaker against the violence and force of his powerful followers. The regent, dissembling his anger, and in order to get Douglas into his hands, invited him to Edinburgh Castle, where he was kindly rectived, and admitted to the King's table ; but, in th« middle of the feast, some armed men beset him, and put a bull's head before him, which in those days was a messenger and sign of death. Douglas attempted to defend hiniself, but he and his brother David, who accompanied him, were carried out to the court of the Castle, where their heads were struck oflF. * Lord Adam Gordon, some time Commander in Chief of {Scotland. \ Proudly at anchor, whilis the gale O' ithers sweetly swells the sail. Down the Lawn-market neist we daunder, Whar 'bout their doors shopkeepers wander, Shawin* their wares, wi' muckle clack. An' tryin' in the wives to tak'. Far fam'd 's this street for politicians, Wha fain wad be the State's physicians. These haberdashers, bright an' sage. At men an' measures sair do rage. An' sometimes whan the news are slack, A gazette o' their ain they mak'. Saint Giles' lofty spire in view. For architecture match'd by few ; In shape like an imperial crown. It towers majestic o'er the town. On festive days, whan bailies meet. Her music- bells soun' simply sweet. Or her great bell, wi' thundring noise^ Gars ilka burger's heart rejoice. Beneath this steeple four kirks join, O' gothic art a sample fine. An' in condition seldom seen, Whar presbyterians were sae keen. 10 A pile o' noble buildings soon Will grace this part o' Reekie's town; The braw town-ha's to front the street, Whar provost will wi' council meet. An' a' their cronies drest fu' gay To drink the healths on King's birth-day. There lords an' tinklers, knights, an' waukers. Will o' red wine tak' hearty cankers ; An' some, to shaw to George they're true, Get beastly drunk as Davie's sow. Besides the Prison, dismal place, Whar' dwell the sons o' woe, alas ! Here mony an honest fallow lives, 'Neath the same roof wi' rogues an' thieves ; Here some do sing to drown a' thinking. Some weeping ate, an' some are drinking ; While some to Heaven for mercy cry. Which man to man on earth deny. Oh ! let us leave this place of woe. An' to the halls o' justice go. Sae we gaid to the Courts o' Law, Whar' Justice sits wi' looks o' awe. Poising the balance, right frae wrang To destribute our sons amang. 11 I stood astonish*d at the grace An' wisdom o' ilk Judge's face. As in my mind the tales did come ^Bout senators o' ancient Rome ; To see the pains thir sages tak'. In pointing out the laws exact. Without preferring poor or rich — Sure nane but Britons' laws are such ! But yet, some lawyers, crouse an' cunning, Let clients see the law's nae funning ; And if o' cash ye be nae rife. Ye better, troth, gi'e up the strife; For faith ye may believe me truly, Ye'll no mak' muckle o' the tulzie ; Tho' some I ken o' this profession Wad' honour do to ony station, Wha ne'er refus'd the poor man's cause. That clash'd wi' justice an* the laws. May mony sic be found to plead. An' help the poor oppress'd in need ! My muse an' I now left the courts, To see the place whar trade resorts. In Parbment-square, near to the corse. We saw King Charlie an' his horse, A specimen of sculpture fine, Whilk in this square cuts nae sma' shine ; 12 An' had Edina twa three mae, ^Twad grace her squares sae rich an gay ; Such as a Melville or a Pit, Twa patri't chiefs, in friendship knit; Wha whan dread storms convuls'd ilk state. Fearless in our state bark they beat ; Will held the helm whan gales blew hard. While Harry trim'd ilk sail an' yard. Their merits frae their country claim This tribute to their hard earn'd fame. The Royal Exchange, a building fine. Spoilt by some council's love o* coin ; The piazzas, ance meant to be open. Are now completely cram'd wi' shopin» ; An' sons o' commerce eke and trade. Maun meet at corse, whar' bargains made ; But if it rain on market-day, 'Eneath the pillars they maun gae. Or stand thereout like drouket mouse. Or daunder to some public-house. When, had the Exchange still open been, They'd a' been there, snug, dry, an' clean. Down the High-street, see the Tron Kirk, Whilk formerly look'd fearfu' mirk ; 13 But worthy Blair^ in lucky hour, Buskt her fu' braw, whilk gar's fock glowr ; Some scarcely think it the same place Since their auld friend gat her new face. Ferguson said little o' hersel'. But made immortal her curs'd bell*. The council sure our thanks shou'd hae For gi 'en the deel his bell away. That northern parts an' southern join. An' mak'; Edina trigly shine. Owre BLAiRt, a name to Scotia dear. Here let us drap the gratefu' tear, Whase liberal an' enlighten'd mind, Edina's grandeur had design'd ; But snatch'd, alas ! too soon away. His splendor great, tho' short his stay, • Robert Ferguson, tte renowned Scots Poet, who, amongst his other works, made an address to the Tron kirk Bell, and xUeged, (from its cursed jingle) it bad been put up by the devil to scar folk from the kirk. t Sir James Hukter Blair, formerly Lord Provost of- Edinburgh. 14 He shaw'd to his successors wise, Edina how to aggrandise. The College stands at the south sidq. For architecture, Reekie's pride ; But sure they've been to prospects blind Wha a' its grandeur sae confin'd. There 's no ae point, by a' that's true, Ye can hae o't a proper view ; But for professors, wise and clear. Few wi' Edina can compare ; . ' In physic, an' philosophy. Law, logic, an' divinity. She's lang excel'd, and climes remote Send afF their sons to this fam'd spot, Whar the wise sage points out the way By mony a bright enlightening ray. How studious youth attains a name. An' gains, like him, immortal fame. Th' Infirmary hard by doth stand. By Drummond* most humanely planed, Whar the deseas'd find kind relief. Their sores are heal'd an' sooth'd their grief. O what a ble ssing is this place. To mony a ane in desperate case ! » George Drummond, Esq. formerly Lord Provost of Edinburgh. 15 Trom country far, by pain oppressed. Now find herein baith ease and rest. The High School near we neist behold, Whar youth are taught the tales of old. An' how the Latin tongue to speak. By masters learned, gash an' meek. They ope to youth's enraptur'd view A world o' wisdom, Strang-? and new. To some in riper years 'twill prove, A source o' pleasure nought can move. We now tript on to Heriot's Wark, A noble building a' shou'd mark, Whar tradesmen's sons are cloath'd an' fed. An' learn in virtue's paths to tread. O institution, truly great. In whilk 't has been a jeweller's fate The deeds o' kings to emulate. Here daily aught score youth hae cause To bless his name within thir wa's Wha, in future days, wi' gratefu spirit In stations high, gain'd by their Will praise an' love the name } ^fu spirit, ^ eir merit, V o' Heriot. J Near this a similar place is seen. For ^ons o' those wha've merchants been. 16 Frae Watson it derives its name. An' adds unto Edina's fame ; For maidens o' the same degree, Twa sic like hospitals hae we_, Whar mony a lovely dashii^ lass, Her youthfu' days wi' joy did pass, Gillespie, too, thy name shall e'er ^ Be by Auld Reekie held most dear, Wha for the aged an' distressed. Provided hae a place o' rest : It haply has been thought by thee, Auld age an' poortith dinna 'gree ; . Sae ilka comfort age requires. Has been appointed by thy cares. Now down the Links, sae bonny green. We saunter'd whar the gowfers keen Assembl'd were for sport inclined, Wi' exercise an art ^ombin'd ; . > Fu' hum'rously they crack an' joke. Syne gie the ba' the other stroke. Here, too, a Patriot Band I saw, W base praise loud fame shall ever blaw^ Fearless in time o' danger stood Forth 'gainst fell discard's clamgurs loucL , 17 When sons o' strife, on mischief bent. Wad fain our constitution rent. Sat plotting dark 'gainst our guid King, Hop'd in confusion a' to fling, Edina's loyal sons did arm The first ; an' swore that nane shou'd harm Our King or constitution guid But wi' the gush o' their hearts bluid : Or shou'd pale Gallia's despot e'er. On sea-girt Britain's land appear. This band o' brothers wad nae be Hindmost to drive him in the sea ; They ne'er wad flinch frae honors ca'. But wi' their country stand or fa . Few legions wi' this band can cope. Whan headed by their darling Hope^* Whase talents bright, an' heart sae leel. Fit him for sic a station weel ; An' lang may worthy Hope command This gallant patriotic Band ! Into the Meadows then we pass, Whar mony a bonny smiling lass Does dash alang in claes fu gaudie. At gloaman, here to meet her laddie; ♦ The Right Honourable Charles Hope, l*ord Justice Clerk, juid Colonel of the First Re|^ment of Edinburgh Volunteers. C 18 There 'neath the trees they sweetly walk, An' tenderly in whispers talk. While cupids, perch'd on ilka bough. Aim their keen darts at a' below. Now wi' my muse I took a flight To Arthur's Seat, whase towering height Affords a most saul-chearing sight. Here a' that mak's a picture sweet, in this ae spot the e'e does meet. See countless lovely seats around. Begirt wi' verdant pleasure ground ; Trees in full blossom, bonny fields. That please the e'e an' plenty yields ; Wee hillocks, an' tremend'ous mountains. Clear loughs, sma' burns, and wimpling foun tains ; The sea, whar Forth and Ocean meet. On whilk plies mony a boatie sweet. Large fleets o' ships, an' islands sma% Inch Keith^ the Bas, North Berwick Law ; Towns, villages, alang the coast. An' distant hills, in clouds maist lost. When on Edina's bonny town, Wi' bird's e'e view ane glanceth down. It has sae grand an' strange effect, I wad hae nane this view neglect. } I > 19 I stood enchanted, glovvr'd below. An' hardly frae the spot cou'd go ; My enraptur'd fancy lost was quite ; My muse observed me no that right, An' urg'd me then to gang away, When smilling I to her did say, 'Sair it maun be, or black as night. The heart this dis nae gie delight. ' Then down the hill we lightly tript. An' to Saint Anton's ruin skipt ; Just took a peep o't in our way. An' thought upo' the gloomy day. Whan wedlock sweet was thought a sin. An' superstition reign'd therein ; Whan it was fill'd wi' lazy friars Or nuns wha frae the warld retires. To count their beads at midnight bell To save their sauls frae fire o' hell. By the Duke's Walk, through Saint Ann's parks We gaid as cheerfu' baith as larks ; But when we came to Hol'rood house, It's silent grandeur made me douse. To think whar Scotia's kings did dwell. Now silence marks the evening bell, 20 Whar lords and ladies tripping light, A To music sweet, in splendour dight, i Did ance adorn the cheerfu' night. J O what is grandeur? wae I cry'd, A word, — ^a breath, — my mind reply'd— See kings and princes, warriors brave. Here humble lie as meanest slave ! Whar now, the peerless, lovely maids } Now mouldering earth, or fleeting shades ! They wha, alas ! ance grac'd these domes, Now sleep into their silent tomb®. The kirk is now in ruins laid, Whar worship to the Lord was paid ; In place whar kings and princes sat. Now dwell the nightly owl an' bat. The palace still's a building grand. An* doth respect an* awe command. Here Darnley, ah' the Nobles rude, Stain'd their vile hands in Rizzio*s bluid. There still is shown the bed so rare, Whar slept the feirest o* the fair. Sweet Mary, whose hearts melting tale, Wha can peruse and not bewail^ A gallery o' pictures grand The ancient kings of auld Scotland, 21 From Fergus First, to George our King^ In gallant order here do hing; But whether likenesses they be, I leave to wiser heads than me For to determine whan they see. 3 The ground whar ance did lire their betters^ Is sanctuary now to debtors ; Whan o'er the strand, then they may gigle At ilka messenger or beagle. Neist up the Calton-hill, wi* speedy ni^ My nmse and I fu' stoutly gaid ; Roun* whilk there is a walk fu' neat. An* view hke that frae Arthur's seat : Here Bridewell stands, wi' mony a cell. For rogue, an' thief, an* ne*erdowelL Upon the summit, on a rock, . . A bmlding stands, s«ems time to mock, . Nam'd the brave Nelson's Monument, — Memorial o' that great event, When bis soul left this lower world, ; As thunder on our foes he hurl'd ; When victory near had crown'd his fame. Then death stept in his life to . claim ; But left a never dying tiame. , } 22 Edina's sons this pile did rear. As tribute to his mem'ry dear. Now down Leith Walk my muse an' 1 Fu' trigly tript ferHes to spy. I wat it is a walk fu' sweet. An' soon will be a winsome street ; Whilk Leitha will to Embro' join, Wi' mony a stately building fine. Then in through Leith our course we bend, An' saunter'd on to the pier-end. When down we sat, gey wearied baith. To look about's an' tak' our breath. O Leith ! for commerce great's thy fame^ Thy sons hae caught the noble flame ; Their vessels sail through distant seas To fetch far produce to thy quays. Thy hardy tars, unkent to fear. In seamanship wi' scarce a peer. Undaunted dash through northern seas. To Greenland's shores, sweet light to ge's 5 Or to the torrid zone they sail, Whar death an' burning heat prevail. They boldly think that nought's a toil T' exchange the produce o' our isle ; 23 But whan wi' cargo wafted back. An' up the Forth they sweetly tack, Wi' raptures they dear Leitha view, Whar Hves a wife or sweetheart true, Wha anxiously speeds to the pier Ance mair to clasp her sailor dear. Or whan intriguing France thinks fit At Britons brave to have a hit. Then, Leith, thy sons wi' courage keen, Whar danger is, are ever seen ; They keep the Danes an' Dutch in awe^ An' aft their hides fu' roughly claw. O Leith, thy trade I lang could sing; What store o' wealth to us you bring ! Thy harbour countless vessels croud. An' o' your docks you may be proud ; Thy wharfs wi' bales an' boxes fu'. While some do carry some do pu' ; As carts are loading, carters' fierce, Wi' porters stout, do fight an' curse. My muse an' I, tir'd o' this deaving, Skipt o'er the Dra-brig to Newhaven. There dwells into this cheerfu' place A virtuous, hardy, usefu race. 24 Wha do procure wi' net an' line Guid fish, on whilk a king might dine. I'heir wives the fish to market tak' In muckle creels upo' their back. This village lang's been fam'd for gin. An' caller oysters, — sae I in. An' took a gill and single broad, Whilk helpt me gaily up the road. We past a bonny running water. Of Leith, I think, it was they ca't her ; Its banks are clad wi' bush an' tree. An' mony a village fair to see. Sweet Bonnytown, blythe Cannymills, Canty Stockbrig, whase healing rills Are kent afar. Dear Bernard's spring, Lang cou'd I o' thy virtues sing ; Thy temple, whar Hygeia dwells. An' deals libations frae thy wells. To poor frail mortals plagu'd wi' pain, Wha by these potions health obtain. A' strangers on auld Scotia's tour, Shou'd view Saint Bernard's bonny bower; A bower like this, they'll seldom see For wild romantic scenery. My muse an' I, wi' sturdy pace, Passd mony a sweet delightfu' place ; 25 But did nae halt wi' ony creature^ Till we came to Edina's Th^'tre. . Then in we stept to hae a peep : Whar tragedy did wail an' weep. Wow but she was a boardly dame. An' SiDDONS I think was her name. Wae worth me but her notes were moving,' An' to her husband were so loving, Whan she fand out he was nae dead — My heart for her was like to bleed ! For she, poor saul! through-s wicked brither. Was married now unto anither : — But mair to tell, wad be presumption. An' I've, I hope, mair rummelgumption. Some did fu' weel, some might done better, Sae wi' my muse I left the The'tre. Through Jatnes'-square, wi' a' our bir. An' down the street ca'd Register, We dash'd on, this delightfu' night, "v The moon on Register shone bright, > An' lovely was indeed the sight. J On brig-end, I admiring stood Its grand commanding attitude — Its symmetry in ilka place, Wi' ple^ure I that night did trace. 26 Here a' records an' deeds they keep^ ' Wi' mony a book o' learning deep ; And mony a rare^ and curious thing, Wi' statue fine of our good King. My muse an' I^ admiring pair, Now wander'd to Saint Andrew's-square^ Spacious it is wi' houses fine^ Whar the Excise does princely shine^ Fronts George's-street, a street for style Nae to be match'd in Britain's isle. Here forward stands Saint Andrews spirie^ - While ^scaulapia's hall's retire. These buildings grand the street had grac'd Had they been in it better plac'd ; But muckle faut I canna see— At least it maks variety. The Assembly Rooms we neist did enter. An' glad I am I in did venture ; For sic a sight^ by a' that's living, Ane scarce cou'd fancy out o' heaven ! Sic crowds o' beauty saw I neer, Wi' rosy cheeks, e'en sparkling clear Saul-witching smiles, show'n teeth sae white, 'Tween coral lips, that a' the night • ... 27 The birkies in sic rapture panted As gin they'd fairly been enchanted. Here red coats, struting, look'd fu'. big, Wi' doctors cled in black sae trig, An' lawyers, wi' their wit aye ready, Fu' coshly crack'd wi' lord an' lady ; While country dance an' highland reels, Wi' spunk gard young anes shaw their heels. As matrons grave, in keen contest At cards wi' greybeards, did their best. I stood delighted wi' the thrahg^, An' might hae stay'd losh kens how lang. Had muse no whisper'd me the hour. An' said, lets finish out our tour. Then aiF we iset to Charlotte's-square, Whar mony a princely building fair Attracks the e'e, an' wins the heart, ^, In this gay rich enchanting part ; But for to name ilk beauty rare. That's seen in ilka street an' square O* the New Town, my humble sang Wi' praise wad swell by far owre lang; Its equal in nae place you'll see. For elegance an' symmetry. ^ Down Princes-street wi' speed we bound. Till we arrived at Earthen-mound. A wonderous wark this is indeed. An' to the Auld Town bring's wi' speed, Made up o' rubbish an' fell trash, Whilk carts in the Norloch did dash ; Till now a road its made fu' bonnie As ony seen in Caladonie. Near to the end o't stands the Bank, A building wi' the first may rank ; In architecture's noblest style, Whar Justice now and Plenty smile Upon the sons o' sweet Ed in a, Wha bring to them the glittering guinea. Musie an' I, sair tir'd were baith, 5ut for to part wi'r 1 was laith ; For something there's about my heart That maks me wae wi' friends to part : But as it cou'd nae better be. Her hand I pressed wi' tearfu' e'e ; She whisper'd she'd see me or lang, Then ye may get anither sang. riNis. THE MUSICAL FESTIVAL POEM. THE MUSICAL FESTIVAL, A POEM, IN THE SCOTTISH DIALECT, BY EDINAS. " Music hath charms by all it is allow'd. By this sweet art grim Pluto was subdu'd ; Its power is well known oe*r the human mind. It sooths the savage, makes his heart more kind. Ferocious beasts have by it been so charm'd. That the delighting Minstrel pass'd unharmed ; When such th' effect on devil, man, and beast. What must we think of those who guide our feasts EDINBURGH : PillNTED FOR, AND SOLp BY JOHN DICK, 142, HiGH STEEET. 1815. TO THE COMMITTEE FOR MANAGING THE MUSICAL FESTIVAL, THE rOLLOWIIfO poem, IS HUMBLY INSCRIBED BY THS AUTHOR, THE MUSICAL FESTIVAL, A rOEM» AvLD Scotia ! land o' music sweet, For your poor sons, I maist cou'd greet ; Sair, sair neglected in yon leet, O"* foreign cattle, Weel, gin Pegasus keep his feet, They's get a rattle. O ! Scotia's Sons, far fame's your sang ! It's borne the gree, right high, fu' lang; Now your ain kintramen to wrang, Ye o' your right, Bring squallin' strangers ye amang. Plagues on them light. Whatever the sage Directors mean. By me, guid faith ! cannot be seen ; For our ain fo'k the fint a prin, They seem to care, Their conduct sure maun raise the spleen, O' mony there. What ails ye at Edma's bairns ! Amang them sure there's mony rair anes ; Wae's me for him wha science learns. An' stran's ilk nerve. Now cauld neglect is a' he earns. He's left to starve. How hard is it to see frae Lunnon, Birkies come down, by trick, an' cunnin'. To seize our bread ;— faith ! that's nae funnin' To hungry fo'ks, O sage Directors ! count your winnin'. To the poor's box. 9 These wise Directors now will gie< Pounds fifty to turn tweedle dee ; When they at hame, believe ye me, Had gotten better, For ^iVieas twelve; it's thus ye see, The cash they scatter. What ails ye at fam'd Fraser's note ?* Ne'er was't surpast by ony Scot, This in your scutcheon sure's a blot. An' aye maun staiid_, His match i doubt ye hae nae got. Frae fair England. An' where is Thompson's double bass ?* This to Edina's a disgrace ; How can ye really hae the face. To spread about ? You ha'e engaged the first, alas ! When those are out. * Mr. Thomas BVaser, a famous Hautboy player. * Mr. John Thompson, an excellent Double Bass player. JO In this Guid Town there's mony maif That I could name, musicians rare, Wha in a Concert aften bare A part right sweet ; Now for an idiof s skirl an' rair They're left complete* It grieves me sair to see neglected Our ain — an' foreign loons protected ; Because a Scotsman you're rejected, Whate'er your merit ; While Signor Squallina's respected, An' drinks his claret. See poor Scotch Sandy sits sae bleak, The tear upon his furrow'd cheek ; His spirit broke, too proud to seek The least relief; Wr whisky trys out Care to steek. An' pines in grief. 11 Oh ! think how mony's been forsaken^ An' left in wae, their proud hearts achin'. For some wha by their bows an' sneakin' Ha'e fortunes made ; Oh ! let this truth your minds awaken To what's been said. Yes ! mony o' far superior merit, 'Cause they were curs'd wi' too much spirit^ Your cauld neglect they now inherit. An' pine in woe ; Fair patronage, a wally share o't. To them ye owe. But modest merit we see pine. An' impudence in splendour shine ; The fawnin' sycophant strut fine — While sterling worth, Like the fair gem in the dark mine. Is ne'er brought forth. 12 Our Bards an' Minstrels this ha'e felt The tear maist blin's me as I tell't To read their lives ilk heart maun melt. Sages profound ! This ye shou'd minded as ye dealt Your favours round. This brings to mind ane ca'd Affleck,* Pew did this MinstrePs merit reck ; He felt his kintra's cauld neglect. His prospects blighted ; In wreath o"* sna' he gaed to wreck, Ae e'en benighted. Here let me pause owre Robin's dust,"}* Our townsman,-^now aboon, I trust ; While he was livin', how unjust Were Reekie's bairns ? Sma' thing wad help'd his gab to gust, Out o' their sparin's. * Mr. George Affleck, a delightful Strathspey player. t Mr. Robert Fergusson, the famous Scotch Bard, 13 An think on Burns''s hapless fate, \^ ha might gi'en grace to ony State ; Or in the Senate held debate, Sae sage an' wise ; But here his merits, now too late, Alas ! we prize. Let foreigners aye ha'e a share O' patronage, whan weV't to spare. But first we shou'd our ain fo'k sair, O' talents bright ; This is but doing justice fair. To ilka wight. This wad gie pleasure to ilk ane, An' banish envy, spleen, an' pain ; To help the stranger wha's mair fain. An' gie a share. Then Music's sons, I say again. They're no us'd fair. 14 For Hospitality we're fam'd, An"* Scotia's kindness far is namM ; B»t never let her sons be blam'd, For cauld neglect, O' those wha by their merit claina'd. Their first respect. How cou'd ye hae the face ava,' To offer to some, guineas twa ? Ye cou'd na gie ane less to blaw. Your Organ fine, Wha cou'd decern the least atV, Maun see design. Yes, we maun think there was design. To hurt men o' as feelings fine. As those whase only brag's their coin, An' lucky birth ; Ah ! ne'er let sic in league combine. To tramp on worth. 15 How cou'd ye gie ane hundreds three, Tho' he may stand in first degree ? Can ony just proportion be, ''Tween guineas twa9 Offered to ane, whom wee'l ken ye, Nane matched here saw. Had ye been stinted in your means. An' yoor projections wanted frien's ; Ilk ane whase mind to Music leans, Wad ye assisted. An' ilk Musician's heart sae keen's 'Thout cash he'd listed. But whan o' means ye had right plenty Ye had nae need to be sae tenty An' ofTers mak' sae sma' an' genty To poor Scotch chiels, But this I trust's a sma' momento To him who feels, 16 What I hae mentioned here are facts. That can be shown frae your ain acts ; O ! ye been scrimp'd in your placks. To Minstrels sweet ! May your minds, like your conscience rax^ Neist time we meet. Anither word e'er part we must, Ne'er be ye gen'rous, e'er you're just ; To twine a Minstrel o' his dust, To help the poor. Is gi'en Charity a twist. She'll no endure. Now fare ye wee! ye sage Directors, May ye o' Genius be protectors -, I gie ye credit as projectors, Gude was your plan, But ne'er o' merit be neglect ors. Nor get its ban. FINIS* PATIE ^ NELLY, RADICAL REFORMATION A TRUE TALE, BY A VOLUNTEER, Life is but a day at most. Sprung from night, in darkness lost; Hope not sunshine ev'ry hour. Fear not clouds will ever lower. — Burns. EDINBURGH : PRINTED FOR THE AUTHOR, BY JOHN MOIR. 1820. ^.illJ^^l fTO-fJTff JAOTCr/Jf i"'/l'Od TO TKG KJtVHt THE HONOURABLE LADY CHARLOTTE HOPE, THIS LITTLE PIECB IS DEDICATED, AS A SMALL MARK OF ESTEEM, BY HER LADYSHIP S MOST OBEDIENT AND VERY HUMBLE SERVANT, A VOLUNTEER. .Ml OH ?r H/.HD PATIE AND NELLY, A TRUE TALE. Reformation's a* the claver, O' the King, the Kirk, the State ; Tho' I trow it*s but a haver O' fause louiis to stir up hate. , Tbole, guid folks, a wee while langer, rto%)Things ye'll see come roun' about ; Ye'U ne'er mend them wi' your anger, Tho' ye raise a din an' rout. George the Fourth has now ascended To his worthy father's seat ; A' your ills will soon be mended, Gin ye've patience but to wait. Listen to my artless ditty Ye wha wish auld Scotia weel -, It may draw the tear of pity, To hear what poor bodies feel, 6 PA*riE AND NELLY, Should ye help them how when needfu', Ye will surely feel the glow O' the heart that aye was heedfu' To protect the child o' woe. Patie Sinclair aye was cheerie, ^^i Canty, working at his loom ; Blyth was he, and ne'er felt weary, ^ For his pantrie ne'er was toom. Labour gard the time gang scriving. Grouse he wrought frae morn till e'en ; Few mair happy were tliere living, Ne'er was he e'er fash'd wi' spleen. As the shuttle cheerly jinked, Frae a winnock him near by. Smiling Nelly on him blinked, — Frae sic love- darts wha could fly ? After ae blink, syne anither. Till his heart was fairly tint ; Mony a wa'k had they together, Mony a squeeze an' mony a hint. A TRUE TALE. Till, at last, ae lovely gloamin'. On the banks o' bonny Clyde, Owre them, while a fondly roamin'j ,. She agreed to be his bride. Soon were they by Mess John buckl'd. Ne'er was seen mair mensef ii' pair ; At his wark Pate sat an' chuckl'd On his bonny Nelly fair. Ae stout chiel an' twa sweet lasses, Soon adorn'd his clean fireside 5 Swift the time in pleasure passes, 7 Fast the hours in gladness glide. Patie, happy, gay, an' spunkie, Danc'd them blythely on his knee^ Ca'd ilk ane his sweet wee monkie. As the glad tear fill'd his e'e. Nelly smil'd to see her Patie Sweet on her wee bairnies look, Try'd to mak' them trig an' neat aye, Wi' the produce o' ilk owk. 8 PATTE AND NKLLY, Tho* the wages shou'd be muckle, Seldom hae the poor foresight, To perceive a turn o* luck ill May owrecast their prospects bright. Seldom do they think about it> Till, alas! comes pinching want; When their claise get thin an* clouted, An' their looks get pale and gaunt. Peace came, — hame came mony a cronie Frae fell war's sad deadly strife ; While it was the thought o' mony, It wad to a* things gi'e life. But, alas I an owrestock'd market Soon was seen on ilka hand. While some fause louns yelp'd an' barked At the Rulers o' this land ; Cried, nought but a Reformation Cou'd preserve us frae the bite O' grim poortith, an' ilk station Shou'd for this as ane unite. A TRUE TALE. 9 Commerce fair was sadly dwining, Broken was the merchant's heart ; While sad murmuring and repining Roun was spread in ilka airt. While fause louns the coal waxMsiwlng, Patie hied those louns to meet ; As the stoupie roun' was jawing, Fo'k in wrath their throats maun weet. Lang 's the stoupie roun' was clinkin. Politics was aye the theme ; Till the sma' hours he sat drinkin. An ne'er thought upon his dame. Radical the Reformation, Ilka corrupt root to weed, Yearly our Representation By these birkies was decreed. A' the while poor Nell sat fretting, Wi' her young ones, — scant their fare. As craz'd Pate was keen debating How the State he might repair. B 10 PATtE AND NELLY, 'Bout Elections was the question. Some by ballot wad it hae ; While poor Nell wi' grief could rest nane, Clear she saw the evil day. As the lands aroun' they're dealing, Some for this place, some for that, Nell sat w^eeping sair an' wailing, Weel she saw they wist nae what. Pate came hame aye in the morning, Wark he cou'dna thole neist day. Wife an' weans an a' thing scorning. Short to ruin was the way. Little for sair wark was gi'eing. Less for idleness a deal j Nelly a' these ills foreseeing. Her poor heart began to fail. {.ii Down she sunk, opprest wi' sorrow. Languid was her ance bright e'e ; Pate this saw, and on the morrow Spier'd what might her ailment be. A TRUE TALE. 11 " Pate, ye ken I lo'e ye dearly, " Wad ye tak' but my advice, " A* things wad come roun' yet cheerly, •* Tho* sair wark gi'es little price. " Wad ye keep frae thae vile meetings, ** Bide mair closely at your loom, — " Labour ilka pleasure sweetens, " Idleness makes pantries toom. " See your bairnies roun' about ye " Lift their wee bit hands for bread, " Little can they do without ye, " Help them, poor things, in their need ! " Wi* their sufTrings I'm maist donard, " For them this poor heart will break ; " Ye an' them Tve ever honoured, " Shield them, Patie, for my sake ! " Can ye see our housie roupit, ** Nell an' bairnies wand'ring wae, *' A' our plans an' schemes owrecoupitj — ** Awefu looks to me that day ! J J2 PATIE AND NELLY, " Gin Refoi'm ye dinria speedfu', " This the upshot to me seems, — '' O! the very thought o't's dreadfu' ^ *' Still it haunts me in my dreams. ^/^■Drumly waters, wanderings weary „...