of Cali^ n Regie y Facil THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA RIVERSIDE DRAMATISTS OF THE EESTORATION. D'AVENANT. I. THK DliAiMATlG W0EK8 OF SIE WILLTAAI D'AVENANT, WITH PREFATORY MEMOIR AND NOTES. VOLUME THE FIRST. MDCCCLXXII. EDINBURGH: WILLIAi\[ PATERSOX. LONDOX: SOTHERAN & CO. ?R=-i\-11 vpears from the time at which he died, and his age at the time of his death ;" but this is very much open to doi;bt, as, at his father's decease, he would have been only twelve years of age, and unfit to take any part in the management of the theatre in Dorset Gardens. Besides, the ages of other members of the family contradict this. For instance, Sir William's fourth and youngest son, William, was bred to the church, and beneficed in Surrey, but was unfortunately drowned in France in 1681. He translated M. la Mothe le Vayer's " Animad- versions on the famous Greek and Latin Histories," j^rinted at Oxford, 8vo, 1698. If Kippis is right as to the date of Charles' birth, William must have met his death at the age of nineteen — rather a youthful period of life for a man to have got through his studies, and to have become a bene- ficed clergyman. AYriting of Dr. Charles D'avenant, Langbaine (1691) observes : " He has, as I have been informed, a share in the present theatre, in right of his father ; and is jointly empowered with the Master of the Revels, to inspect the plays designed for the stage, that no immoralities may be presented. This gentleman has writ a play called Circe, a tragedy acted at the Duke of York's Theatre, the pro- logue by Dry den, the epilogue by the late Earl of Rochester. This play I have seen acted with PllEFATORY MEMOIK. Ixxxv good applause. The scenes and Machines may- give it a good title to that species of dramatic poetry called an Opera." The East India Company having resolved, April 23-25, 1700, to send Dr D'avenant into the East Indies to take care of their aflfairs, he was accord- ingly sent out on the 1 0th prox°. He is made the subject of ridicule in Heraclitus Ridens, vol. 2, No. 40, December 14-18, 1703. Dr. Charles D'avenant was Inspector-General of the Exports and Imports of the Customs. He w^as severely criticised in his character of a speaker in 1705. He died Gth November 1714. Had. M.S., vol. 2, p. 356. In 1771, were published in 5 vols. 8vo, "The Political and Commercial Works of that celebrated writer, Charles D'avenant, LL.D., collected and revised by Sir Charles Whitworth, M.P." His son Henry was Envoy at Frankfort during 1703-8. — Harry D'avenant had given the Electress of Hanover his father's political Books, and the Doctor, upon hearing how complacently she had received his last, wrote thus to him at Hanover from London, February 18th 1703, "I am very glad to hear her Royal Highness is pleased with my l)ook, which had not created me so many enemies as it hath done if we had in England but three or four persons with understandings as enlight- ened as hers is. The rancour begins noAv to wear off, but I may venture to say that for this last age there has not been so persecuted a martyr to truth and right sense as I have lately been." Further, he desires him to let her know that in a little time he shall be in a temper lit for wiiting a letter to her. Henry, after being settled in London, appears to have ultimately got into difficulties, as "the house- hold goods of Henry D'avenant Esq., taken by Ixxxvi PREFATORY MEMOIR. execution at his late dwelling-house in Albeniarle Street," were advertised to be sold by Naud on 18th December 1731 . " As also, his curious collection of pictures by the most celebrated Italian masters, collected by himself when in Italy, together with his curious library, consisting in most Faculties and Languages, and some curious manuscripts collected by himself when in Italy. N.B. The house to be lett, or the Lease sold, being two rooms on a floor, and a closet on each floor, neatly fitted up with Italian marble chimney-pieces, brass locks to th6 door. Pier and chimney glasses neatly set in marble frames." Oldys' choice notes, from his manuscript Adver- saria, which Mr. Tlioms has privately printed, thus record : " I gave above three score letters of Dr D'avenant to his son, who was Envoy at Frankfort in 1703 to 1 708, to Mr James West, with one hundred and fifty more about Christmas 1746, But the same fate they found As grain that may be sowed in barren ground." The following announcement occurs in the obituary notices in the Gentleman's Magazine, nth June 1745. " Col. Richard Davenant, son to the late Sir W. Davenant. He was page of honour to the Duke of Monmouth, and with him on the scaff'old at the time of his death. He afterwards served several campaigns under King William. He married the Lady Halford, sister to Boothby, Esq., of Tooley Park, Leicestershire, by whom he left two daughters." Shortly after Sir William's death there was ])ublished " Sir AVilHam D'avenant's voyage to the otlier world, with his adventures in the Poets' Lliziitni." It was written by Richard Flecknoe. rUEFATUllY MExMOJll. Ixxxvii An entire absence of wit characterizes this effu- sion, which was no doubt intended to be immensely satirical. There is a portrait of Sir William D'avenant prefixed to the folio edition of his works, painted by Greenhill, engraved by Faithorne. The painter has by no means flattered him, but has rather exceeded in the contrary direction, his physiogno- mical defect being presented rather too prominently to be agreeable. This portrait has been engraved in a reduced form, but has been deemed unavail- able for reproduction here. To the kindness of Henry Huth, Esq., we owe the privilege of including in our present notes the following lines, referred to at page 20, which he had printed in a small volume, titled, " Unedited Poetical Miscellanies," for private circulation among his friends. He thus jH-efaces them : "These lines have not, it is believed, hitherto appeared in print. They occur on some of the fly- leaves of a copy of Denham's Poems, London, 1668, 8vo, and are written in a legible hand of nearly coeval date. The same person has transcribed on the other spare leaves some of the satirical verses against Davenant's ' Gondibert,' 1651, which were published in 1653 and 1665 in two duodecimo tracts, now of considerable rarity." ELEGY ON SIR WILLIAM D'AVENANT. Thougli lie is dead, th' immortcal name Of William who from Avenaiit came, Who mixed with English Lombard flame, Shall live in the records of fame. He lies, who saith he wanted wit Both for the table and the pit ; Which like his face had never split, Had 'nacute* judgment steered it. * The original reads yoruli-. Ixxxviii PREFATORY MEJ[()]R. Industrious to a prodigy : Of that nor th' importunate* bee Nor the gi-ave ant had more than he, As by his laboured lines you see. Had he to law become a drudge, And learn'd to Westminster to trudge, He had long since gone forth a judge, [But from his Muse he would not budge. ] t Had he with some good trade began, When into rhyming rage he ran. He had l:)een may'r or alderman ; But still his Muse did him trepan. Twelve lustres his Icarian quill, Striving to top the Muses' hill, Weary, about the midst stood still : Will loved them, but they loved not Will. He out of breath himself did run. When with high rapture he begun, By emulating Doctor Donne — X I mean the father, not the son.§ Now roosting in the Poet's nest Amongst his kindred he doth rest ; With haitt (joiits they their welcome guest In Umbo Poetarum feast. First, in the l>road Elysian streets, He his old father Jonson meets : Then him his cousin Shakespeare greets ; But his friend Suckling lent him sheets. Cowley a fair apartment keeps ; Receiving him with joy he weeps ; Into his bed Sir William creeps. And now in Abraham's bosom sleeps. * The original reads important, clearly an error for import' nat^. t This line conjecturally supplied. — Ed. % Donne's name was usually pronounced, and not seldom spelt, Dunne, by his contemporaries; the latter, indeed, is the orthography of his name, as we find it in the title of his Manu- script Satires preserved in the llarleian collection. § John Donne the eldest son of Donne, the poet, was a civilian. He is said to have met with a misfortune similar to that of D'avcnant. -Miilone. PREFATORY MKINloli;. Ixxxix His friend lie to the Ancients shows ; Their former feuds he doth compose ; To show him they are no longer foes, Naso has lent him half his nose.* In poetry he raised a schism 'Gainst the old bards of Paganism : Styled by the moderns Davtnautlsni, Condemn'd for want of syllogism. And yet I fear thy want of breath Will prove the English stage's death ; Could 1 to thee new life bequeath, No other head should wear the wreath. * In the G'reat Assizes hohleii in Parnassus, 1645, the anony- mous writer says of him : — ■ " And as for him, whose vote he did reject, Upon a cavill against some defect, Hee him assur'd that all the world might know. His art was high, although his nose was low.'" It only remains for the Editors to say that the text of the following Plays has been carefully col- lated with that used in every known edition, and they have elected to adopt the earliest, pointing out, when necessary, anything of importance which occurs in the others. In concluding, it would be ungrateful were they to refrain from acknowledging the facilities so politely afforded them by William Brenchley Eye, Esq., of the British Museum, and by Thomas H. Jamieson, Esq., of the Advocates' Library, Edin- burgh. James Maidment. W. H. Logan. Edinburgh, l.s^ March, 187:^ CORKIGENDA. Page 22, line 3, /or "complement," read "compliment." 23, last line, /or " Tosing," 7-eml. ''to sing." 31, line 21, /or " anatomy," 7-ead " anotomy." 32, line 29, after " within," delete full stop. 36, line 33, delete full stop after " I'll esteem you." 48, for " Phenix " in footnote, read " Phcenix." 49, last line of footnote, /or " Bateman," read " Bat- man." 70, last line, read " I' th' wind." 90, the footnote is applicable to the passage ending with " rheumatic Babe," in line 26. 103, line 24, delete " e" in "Avreathes." 143, line 18, insert " as " after " meant." 144, line 3, in place of a period after " winks," in.'^ert a comma. 148, line 17, for " splenative," read " splenetive. " 153, line 2, delete "e" in "ruine." „ line 9, for "Lores," read "Fores." 173, line 29, /or "to," read "too." 188, line 2,/or "servant," read "servants." 219, line 19, after "doubled," delete comma, 231, line 21, delete comma after "dwarf." ,, line 22, for "I do not intend," reml "I do intend." 240, last line, /or "you must not move," read "you must not mow" — i.e., "make no wry faces." " Sometimes like apes that mow and chatter at me. " — Shakespeare. 244, line 9. /or " It," read " Its." 250, line 26, /or "you," read "your." 271, line 24,/or "Mervollo," read " Mervolle." 300, line 27, delete " with." ALBOVINE, KING OF THE LOMBARDS. Tlie Tragedy of Alhovhie, King of the Lombards: By Win. D\tue7ia7it ; London^ Printed for R. M., and are to be sold in Saint Dunstanes Church-yard^ 1629. The Tragedy of Albovine, King of the Lombards, in " The Works of Sir William Dhivenant, Kt., consisting of those ichich ivere formerly jwinted, and those ichich he design'' d for the Press: now piddished out of the Author''s originall copies. London, Printed by T. N. for Henry Herringham, at the sign of the Blew Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New Exchange, 1QT3,^^ folio. The tragedy of Albovine, as printed in the collected edition of Sir "William D'aveuant's Works, London, 1673, folio, — is entirely in prose, while the first and only other edition is in blank verse. The prose version, published some years after the Author s death, is for the most part an abridgement of the original play, with a few brief but by no means improving substi- tutions and interpolations. Although Kippis' 'Biographia Britaunica,' in men- tioning that in 1629 D'avenant "produced his first play to the world," observes that it was " very well received, and some very honourable recommendations were prefixed when it was printed," there is no evidence to shew that it was ever acted at that time, nor does it appear that the alterations subsequently made, and given to the public upwards of fifty years afterwards, were for stage purposes, as there is no record that even then Albovine was exhibited in a theatre. In compai-ing the prose edition of Albovine with that in blank verse, it is palpably evident that the alterations were not the work of D'avenant himself. There is an attempt, but a clumsy one, to render the play more suitable for what is now termed family reading, many poetical passages presumed objectionable having been struck out, sometimes very unnecessarily ; but, as the plot itself tiu-ns upon the machinations of an amorous villain and a lascivious queen, no alteration, or omission of particular passages, could soften the object the Dramatist had in view. The publisher of the folio edition of Sir ^^'illiam D'avenant's Works was Henry Herringhara, " at the sign of the Blew Anchor in the Lower Walk of the New Exchange." With Herringham, Dryden is supposed to have lodged. At all events they were intimately connected, Dryden writing prefaces and other occasioiial pieces for him. Whether the publisher, or Sir AVilliam's * ALBOVINE. widow, were the abbreviators of the several Plays in the folio edition, is uncertain ; but it is nuich more probable that the alterations were effected by some hireling of the press. The Historical source whence the subject of Albovine has been derived, may be found among the lives of the Kings of Lombardy, and reference is made by Lang- baine, and reiterated by Kippis, to Paulus Diaconus de Gestis Langobaixlorum lib. 2, c. 28. Gregorius Espisc. Turonensis Hist. Francorum, lib. 2, c. 28, and to Heylin's Cosmography. " This story is likewise related at large in a novel by Bandello, which is translated by Belle- foiTst ; see Histoires Tragiques, Tom. 4, Nov. 19." In the article "Italy," in Dr Heylyn's Cosmography, " improved by Edmund Bohun, Esq.," London, folio 1703, " Alboinus," stands as first in the list of "The Lombardian Kings of Italy." He succeeded to the crown A.D. 568 and reigned six years. He came into possession of Lombardy thus : — " The Goths, being the first and last of those barbarous nations who had anything to do in the spoil of Italy, after they had reigned here under eight of their Kings, for the space of 72 years, were at last subdued by Belisarius and Narses, two of the bravest soldiers that had ever served the Eastern Emperors ; and Italy united once more to the Empire in the time of Justinian. But Narses having governed Italy about seventeen years, and being after such good services most despightf ully used by Sophia (never the wiser for her name), the wife of the Emperor justinus, abandon'd the country to the Lombards. For the Empress envying his glories, not only did procure to have him recalled from his government, but sent hitu word ' That slie would make the Eunuch (for such he was), come home and spin among her maids.' To whicli the discontented man returned this answer ' That he would spin her such a web, as neither she nor any of her minions should ever be able to unweave.' And thereupon he opened the passages of the country to Alboinus, King of the Lombards, then possessed of Pannonia ; who coming into Italy -with tlieir wives and children, possessed themselves of all that country wdiich anciently was inhabited by the Cisalpine Gauls, calling it ALBOVINE. by their own names 'Longobardia,' now corruptly 'Loni- bardy.' Nor staid he there, bvit made himself master of the countries lying on the Adriatick, as far as to the borders of ApiUia ; and for the better government of his new dominions, erected the four famous Dukedoms. 1 . Of Friuli, at the entrance of Italy, for the admission of more aids if occasion were, or the keeping out of new invaders; 2. Of Turlin, at the foot of the Alps against the French ; 3. Benevent, in Abruzzo, a province of the realm of Naples, against the incursions of the Greeks, then possessed of Apulia, and the other Eastern parts of that kingdom ; and 4. Of Spoleto, in the midst of Italy, to suppress the natives ; leaving the whole, and hopes of more unto his successors." The materials in Albovine's History upon which the dramatist has seized, being of a somewhat meagre description, have undergone considerable augmentation and change ere he could adapt them to stage uses. Heylyn's account is this : — "■ Before his coming into Italy he had waged war with Cunimundus, a King of the Gepidfe ; whom he overthrew, and made a diinking-cup of his skull. Rosamund, daughter of this King, he took to wife ; and being one day merry at \^erona, forced her to drink out of that detested cup ; which she so stomached, that she promised one Helmichild, if he would aid her in killing the King, to give him both herself and the kingdom of Lombardy. Tliis, when he had consented to, and performed accordingly, they were both so extremely hated for it, that they were fain to flee to Ravenna, and put themselves into the protection of Longinus the Exarch, who partly out of a desire to enjoy the hidy, partly to be possessed of that mass of treasure which she was said to bring with her, but principally hoping by her power and party there to raise a beneficial war against the Lombards, persuaded her to despatch Helmichild out of the way, and take him for her husband; to which she willingly agreed. Helmichild coming out of a bath called for drink, and she gives him a strong poyson ; half of which when he had di'unk, and found by the strange operation of it; how the matter went, he compelled her to drink the rest ; so both died together." 6 ALBOVINE. Several of the namt^s given to the Dramatis Person a3 of Albovine agaiu figure in Davenaut's poem of Gondi- hevt, subsequently written, the scene of which is also laid in Lombardy. But here all vraiseniblance terminates. The plot of the one and the plot of the other is entirely dissimilar. The Earl of Somerset, to whoiii this tragedy is dedi- cated, was the once favoured minion of King James the First, but his Lordship's participation, under the influence of his unprincipled wife, in the murder of Sir Thomas Overbmy, was a fact not calculated, it might have been thought, to make him popular with the public, and it creates some surprise why he should have been selected by Davenant as the patron of his iii-st-born. Somerset and his countess were fomid guilty of the murder on tlie 25th of ]\Iay 1616. Their lives were nevertheless spared, although the instruments employed by them suffered the pmiishment which ought in justice to have fallen on themselves. But our surprise is increased when, after turning to the commendatory verses prefixed, we find that Edward Hyde, subsequently well known as Earl of Clarendon, compHments his "friend" the author, especi- ally because his "wit" — "Hath purchased such a patron's name, To deck thy front, as must derive to fame These tragic raptures." Thirteen years had elapsed since the conviction of the patron for murder, which in an ordinary case, it may be presumed, might have been forgotten, had it not been historically known ; but it still remained so thoroughly in the recollection of the multitude that, when the son of the Earl of Bedford sought in marriage the only daughter and heiress of the Earl and Countess, the father, for a long time, refused his consent, until Lord Somerset finally obtained it by the sacrifice of a large sum of money. It has been generally understood that Lord Somerset wiis very much reduced in circumstances after his con- viction, but this is to a certain extent negatived by the following letter, still in existence : — "Sju, — I am to make knowen to vou that there is ALBOVIXE. / some ControTCisie likely to grow betwixt the Executoi-s of JMr George Heryot, his Maicsties late Jeweller de- ceased, and uiyselfe, about a piece of worke which I did some years since intreate him to make for me, which in his life tyme I did earnestly desire to get out of his hands, & to come to an accompt with him for, and spent a great time in solliciting him for that purpose, euer in- tending to give him all reasonable satisfactioun of what- soever should upon a just accompt betwixt vs, remame due vnto him. But it being (partly by reason of his long sicknes, & partly vpon some other cause now too long to be related) from time to time delcyed, I am fallen into the hands of his executors, vnto whom I make this just and reasonable offer. Mv Heryot had of me for the making up of the sword, which I bespake of him, so many diamonds, and so much gold, as I con- ceived would goe neare to finish it ; yet he added there- vnto some stones of his owne, which, with the workmanship he euer told me, he thought would come to about 400 or 500 li: Now in the accompt which he givetli me in of the sword, he valued his stones and workmanshipp at 890, a proportion doubly exceeding that which I ever understood from him they were likely to amount vnto. I am readie to setesfie vnto Mr Heryot's Executors the full value of the things, but herein it is not fitt that he himselfe or I should be our own judges ; I doe therefore make this offer, that the stones put in by Mr Heryot and the workmanshipp may be valued by two persons of judgment in commodities of this nature indifferently chosen betwixt vs, & what they shall value them at I will willingly yeeld vnto, and make good payment. To this proposition I finde the Execu- tors loth to give their assent, not because they hold it not reasonable, but because they say they are persons trusted for the disposing of the money set downe by ^Ir Heryot to charitable vses in the Citye of Edenburgh ; and so canot yeeld to an abatement without the consent of the Citizens of that place. Which consent, that it may the more easily be obtained, I entreat you to re- present vnto them the justncs of my offer ; which I doubt not but they will so well approve as that, by their assent, a friendly and speedy end may be made betwixt 8 ALBOVINE. vs. This I desire out of the love I beare to that noble Citye of my Couutrey : for whose sake I will rather buy that I haue bespoken (and haue bene thus long without) at a deare rate (so it be not too deare) then enter into any contestacion about it. So, committing the whole busynes to your approued care and discretion, and en- treating that, so soone as conveniently may be, I may heare from you and receive your auswere. I commit you to God's protection and rest euer " Yor assured loving freind, R. Somerset. "Cheswicke, 20 Novembr 162-i. Addressed on the back : — "To my much respected Freind Mr John Hay, Commissioner for the City of Edenburgh, these." Somerset from the above letter must, notwithstanding his fall, have retained considerable wealth. His married life was unhappy. His countess died in 1632 ; and his daughter, the Lady Anne, in 1637, became the wife of Lord Russell, afterwards fifth Earl of Bedford, whose father's consent had been purchased by the dower he ex- tracted from Somerset — a noble sacrifice, which reduced the donor to comparative poverty. He died in 1615 — passing the latter years of his existence in retirement. He had prudently removed his daughter, whose conduct throughout life was most exemplary, from under the guidance of her mother, otherwise no amount of money could compensate a husband for the consequences of an education superintended by this English JMessalina. Langbaine erroneously states that Albovine was dedi- cated to the Duke of Somerset, and in this strange mistake he has been followed by other writers. The printed dedication to the play itself distinctly indicates the Earl of Somerset, the Dukedom of Somerset not having been restored to the Seymour family until the 25th April 1660, when the attainder of the Protector Somerset was reversed. Of those who write the verses to the author in commendation of Albovine, Henry Blount, Edward Hyde, W. Habingtou, and H. Howard are the most distinguished. The two EUices and Roger Lort are less known, while Richard Clerk ap})ears to have left no mark, otherwise, upon the sands of time. ALBOVINE. 9 Henry Rlouut was born 15th December 1602, at his father's seat at Tittenhauger, in Hertfordshire, and was placed in the free school of St Albans, where he mani- fested an unusual quickness of parts, and was removed to Trinity College in Oxford, and entered a Gentleman Commoner there in 1616, before he was full fourteen years of age. He was in his youth of a cheerful disposi- tion. His acquaintance with tlie ancients, his easy address, his entertaining conversation, charmed everyone and made him a general favourite. In 1618 he took the degree of Bachelor of Arts, and soon afterwards left Oxford, when he went to Grays-Inn and applied himself to the study of the law. In 16o-l he resolved to visit the continent, and, after a peregrination of two years, returned to England, Avhen he published an account of his travels in quarto, which passed through two editions. It was then published in 12mo and reached eight editions, a proof of its popu- larity, Blount in 1638 succeeded his father. Sir Tiiomas Pope Blount, inheriting from him the ancient seat of Blount's Hall in Staffordshire, and a very considerable fortune. On the 21st of March following, he received the honour of knighthood. In 1654, he succeeded on the death of his elder brother to the estate of Titten- hauger. Although he had taken office under Cromwell, he was received with favour on the Kestoration, and was appointed High Sheriff of Hertford in 1661. After this he lived on his estate which was ample, and died on the 9th October 1682, when he wanted but four months of fourscore, and was interred in the family vault at Kidge, Hertfordshire. He shewed his regard to the Drama by editing and publishing in 1632, the six Court comedies of John Lilly. Wood asserts he was the author of a satire entitled " The Exchange Walk in 1647." He also wrote an Epistle in praise of Tobacco and Coffee, prefixed to a little treatise entitled " Organum Salutis," "penned by Walter Rumsey, Esq., and printed in 1657." His eldest son, Thomas Pope Blount, was created a baronet, January 27th 1649. He had two other son,s and a daughter. The youngest son obtained considerable notoriety as 10 ALBOVINE. translutor of the two first Looks of Apollonius Tj^anseus in 1680 — tlie notes of wliicli gave great oiTeuce, having been taken from some unpublished Mss. of the famous Lord Herbert of Cherbury. " I remember twenty-seven years since," says John Aubrey, in his 'Lives of Eminent Men,' from MSS. in Bodleian Library, &c., vol. ii. part 1, 8vo., 1813, "he inveighed much against sending youths to the Universi- ties; because they learnt there to be debaucht; and that the learning that they learned there they were to unlearn againe, as a man that is buttoned or laced too hard, must unbutton before he can be at his ease. Drunkennesse he much exclaimed agaiust but wenching he allowed." . . . "He is a gentleman of a very clear judgment, great experience, much contemplation, not of very much read- ing, of great foresight into Government. His conversa- tion is admirable. When he was young he was a great collector of bookes as his sonne is now. He was hereto- fore a great shammer — i.e., one that tells falsities not to do aiiy body any injury, but to impose on their under- standing." ... " He is now (168U) near or altogether eighty yeares, his intellectuals good still, and body pretty strong." Edward Hyde, subsequently Earl of Clarendon, and Lord Chancellor, would appear from his verses to have been a friend of Davenant at the date of this Tragedy. Whether the friendly intercourse continued is not known. The civil wars in which our Dramatist espoused the cause of King Charles, would of necessity interrupt much intercourse. AYilham Habington, Author of the beautiful collection of verses called Castara, written in honour of his wife, was born in November 1 605, and educated in France. He married Lucia a daughter of Lord Powis, and died at HenUp in the County of Worcester, on the 30th of November 1654. He wrote one Dramatic piece, "The Queen of Arragon," folio, 1G40, reprinted in Dodsley's Old Flays. Henry Howard was, it is believed, the third son of Thomas, first Earl of Suffolk, and brother of Thomas Howard, created, February 1625-26, Earl of Berkshire, K.G., whose daughter, the Lady Elizabeth, became the ALBOVINE. 11 wife of the poet Dryden. Henry married Elizabeth, only daughter and heiress of William Barret of Blore ill the County of Staiford, by whom he had one child, called after her mother, Elizabeth. He died young, and his widow espoused William Cavendish, after- wards Marquis and Duke of Newcastle, by whom she had four sons and four daughters. After her death his Grace took as her successor Margaret Lucas, the voluminous authoress, who has been so graphically introduced by Scott, in Peveril of the Peak. Henry Howard prefixes verses to the folio edition of the dramatic works of Beaumont and Fletcher, London, 16-47. Mr Dyce, the accomplished Editor of the latest edition, was not aware that he had previously favoured D'avenant with a similar compliment. See Dyce's Beaumont and Fletcher, vol. L p. xvi., 8vo, London, 1843. It is supposed that the writer of the lines signed Thomas Ellice, is Thomas EUis or Ellys of Wyham, Lincolnshire, created a Baronet by Charles IL, June :30th 16G0. The family of Ellis, or Ellys, or EUice had long been settled in the County of Lincoln, and it is mentioned in the Baronetage, vol. iii. p. 89, London 1741, 8vo, that his ancestor Anthony, who married a lady of the name of Ascough, built the Parish Church of Great Paunton in Lincolnshire, and their " arms and the inscription [are] yet remaining on the Tower of the church, which is esteemed one of the finest old buildings in that part of England." Sir Thomas had one brother, William, a Lawyer of eminence, who was Attorney-General, and one of the Judges of the Court of Common Pleas, in the reign of Charles IL Robert Ellice, who also favoured "his honoured friend " with commendatory verses, may possibly have been another brother. The title failed in the person of Sir Richard, the third Baronet, who although twice married had no family by either of his wives. Of Roger Lort there is a brief notice in AYood's Athense, intimating that he was a student at Oxford and the author of a volume of poems which AVood was not so fortunate as to have seen. He was proprietor of Stack- 12 ALBOVINE. pool Court in the county of Pembroke, and was, upon the 15th July 1662, created an English Baronet by Charles II. He was twice married. His first wife Hester was a sister of Arthur, Earl of Anglesea, and his second, was Anne daughter of Humphrey Wyndham of Dunraven, county of Glamorgan, who survived him, and married Sir Edward Mansell. Sir Roger died about 1664, and the honom- became extinct in the person of his grandson, Sir Gilbert, who died unmarried at the early age of twenty-eight, 19th September 1693. Upon the Trar/ic Muse of my Honoured Friend, Mr William D'ayenant. OcK stately Tragic Scene (whose high disdains Slight humble Muses) courts thy lofty strains : And witli ambitious love doth climb thy Bays, Whose ample branches her bright glory rays : Whence (as from Heaven) her spacious eye doth view Of storyed tears, and blood, the heavy crew, How low they crawl, while she (far more Divine!) Sides great Sejanus, and fierce Catiline : Where, in calm virtue, she more sweet doth show Than Jove, when he in Golden drops did flow : But if in Stygian Lake her veins she steep, Her act infernal runs so horrid deep As saints Medea : makes th' Herculian rage Seem a tame patience to thy ravisht Stage. Had stern Achilles' breast such fury known, His Story had turn'd Miracle, and grown Too much for his great Poet, unless Fate Had rackt his spirit up to thy high rate. Rash Imitation at thy heavenly Air, In tombs faint Envy in a just despair. Hen. Blount. To his Friend, ISIr William D'avenant, Why should the fond ambition of a friend, AVith such industrious accents strive to lend A Prologue to thy worth? Can aught of mine Enrich thy A'olume? th'ast rear'd thyself a Shrine AVill out-live Pyramids ; Marble Pillars shall, Ere thy great Muse, receive a funeral : 14 ALBOVINE. Thy Wit hath purchas'd such a Patron's name To deck thy front, as must derive to Fame These Tragic raptures, and indent with Eyes To spend hot tears, t' enrich the Sacrifice. Ed. Hyde To my honoured Friend, the Author, on his Tragedy of the loarlike Albovixe. Great Albovine, whose Fate in war had exit His passage through the neighb'ring Earth, and shut Large Provinces within his grasping pahn, Had sunk from honour in the patient cahn Of a long silenc' t Fame, had not thy pen (With soaring language) rais'd him up again. He vows, by cool Elyzium (from whence He breath'd the valiant oath) he would dispense With all those joys that court his soul, to fling His open'd breast upon the jwis'nous sting Of rougher wars, if the triumphant Bays Sprung from thy Ink might crown his second praise. This is a Poet's height ; conquest by thee Describ'd becomes a double victory. Rich. Clerk. To my deserving Friend, the Author. Were those Tragedians, whom the world so fame For their ingenious and admired strain, Alive, to see this Poem and thy Name, Asham'd they'd die, finding their Lines too vain. Were that pure Spring the winged hoof brought forth ; Wanting supply, dry'd up, thy abler Pen Would work a second wonder by its worth, In making it a running stream again. ALBOVINE. 15 Be then assurVl, tliis Tragic strain shall live A pattern for tli' next age to imitate, And to the best wits of our times shall give Just cause of envy for thy learned Fate. Rob. ElUce. To Ms noble Friend, the Author, on his Tragedy of Albovine. The gelid North grows warm, and by thy fire Cold ignorance exil'd, the Virgin choir 0' th' soft-hair'd Muses leave the Thespian Spring, To tread a fun'ral Measure, whilst you sing This Tragic Story. With sad plaints of love Fam'd Orpheus charm'd rude heaps, did Cedars move, Forc'd Mountains from their station : but thy Fen Hath now amaz'd the fiery souls of men. Will. Habington. To my Friend, Mr D'avenant. Scarce home return'd, but straight I find great Fame Airmg her wings to spread abroad thy Name. One of the Nine (before of me ne're seen, Sure sent by thee) assaults my merry si^leen With mighty Verse ; and makes me laugh at those That are so dull to melt their thoughts in Prose. I wish her prosp'rous flight, may she return ^Vith happier wings, if happier may be worn. My flame is spent. I dare not undertake Thy praise, who am but newly for thy sake A fierce Poet, and doubtless had been one Ne'er but for thee, or else had been unknown. Fog. Lorte. 1 G ALBOVINE. To his much hoiumixd Frii-i/d, the AUTIIOR. IjET not loud Envy's sulpli'rous blasts cast forth Venom'd aspereions on thy noble worth : 'Gainst saucy Critics thou need'st no defence, Whose sacred lines, arni'd with sweet eloquence. Are })roof against their censures, w^ho'd proj^hane, With their bold breath, the glory of thy strain : Wise Fame shall sing the praise of thy deserts. And voice thee glorious both in Arms and Arts. Whilst thou, releast from the Wars sad mishaps. Rests in soft dalliance on the Muses' laps ; Those beauteous Ladies' love shall high advance Thy fame, whose worth exceeds my utterance. Their Tragic falls, who in thy Scenes appear, Shall on these Monuments fair Trophies rear Unto their Fame. Thus are thy works become To be to them as their Elyzium. Tho. EUice. To his ivoTthjj Friend, Mr William D'avenant. Hast thou unmaskt thy Muse? And shall the Air Bi'eathe on her matchless Fabric '? then repair To some soft censure, lest the churlish sense Of Ignorance accrues thy recompense ; And hoodwinkt Error do surprise the Fame Due to thy Story and Verona's name. Whose limits Plinies and Catullus bred, But in thy Muse her joys are centupled : For her invention, truth, rare wit, and state, Copper-lac'd Christians cannot personate. Her Tragic Scenes, like well-tun'd Chimes i' th' sky, Leave Time loud Echoes of thy memory. II. Hdirard. TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE EARL OF SOMERSET, &c. Mv Lord, — You read this Tragedie. and smil'd upon't, that it might live : and therein, your Mercy was divine, for it exceeded Justice. My Numbers I do not shew unto the public Eye, with an ambition to be quickly known (for so I covet noise, not fame), but that the world may learn, with what an early haste, I strive to manifest my service to your Lordship. I have imaginations of a greater height than these, which I do also dedicate to your Lordship. And I shall live in vain, unless you still continue to acknowledge Your humblest Creature, Uavenant. THE ACTORS IN THIS TRAGEDY. Albovine, King of the Lombards. Paradine, a captive Soldier, his faroiirite. Hermegild, a captive Statesman, the Queen's favourite. Grtmold, a rough old Captain. GoNDiBERT, A Captain, his friend. YOLLTERRI, A Soldier, friend to both. CuNYMOND, A Courtier. CONRADE, ) TT- n Frollo, } ^'' Companions. The Governor of Verona. Rhodolinda, Captive, and Queen to Albovine. Valdaura, Wife to Paradine. Thesina, a Court Lady. A Page to Paraxline. A Gentleman, A Messenger. The Guard, Servants, Attendants, &c. The Scene : VERONA. THE TRAGEDY OF ALBOYINE. Act the First. — Scene First. Enter Paradine, Grimold, Gondibert : tlw dnims ceasmg. Parad. Give the word aloud 1 Grim. Stand. Within. 1. Stand ! 2. Stand ! 3. Stand ! Parad. Our motion has been swift : Ave out- march time. Verona (which with the morning's dim eye We seem'd to view like landscape afar off) Is our full object now. She must repent ; Our king is steward unto fate ; the world Receive from him their destinies. Grim. Sure, the governor sleeps. My lord, is't fit We wait upon such silkworms, crepp'd in avooI '? Parad. Since we attain'd the town not liy assault, But composition free ; he shall express Humility enough to meet us at the gate. Enter Hermegild. GoND. Here comes Hermegild. Herm. Hail, young soldier, my noble Paradine ! The king must hold my nature much excus'd, If I do greet his safe approach with love, Less violent than I express to thy rich soul. I am resolv'd thou art in health And favour with thy stars. Parad. Ere I return your kind salute, I would After your fair charge enquire. Say the queen 20 ALBOVINE. Smiles in captivity, iny Valduura Hurts not her health with grief ; then I have heard Enough to make me cherish life. Herm. Rliodolinda doth become her title And her birth. Since depriv'd of popular Homage, she hath been queen o'er her great self. In this captivity ne'er passionate But when she hears me name the king, and then Her passions not of anger taste, but love : Love of her conqueror : he that in fierce Battle (when the cannon's sulphurous breath Clouded the day) her noble father slew : Our royal master once ; now sunk into His soil ; where, like the lilly wither'd He never shall renev/ his growth again. My memory disturbs my tongue ! your fair Valdaura makes the queen her rare and just Example, and is in patience skilful. Parad. Know, Hermegild, no hasty minute pass'd (Since their captivity) wherein I ftxil'd To be a suitor to the king for both. But he's in kindness prompt, and still doth speak Like music, when he Rhodolinda names : You hear 'tis his edict we call her Queen 1 Herm. Thy vanquish'd country owes unto thy fame A tall pyramid ! the cr.ptiv'd virgins Of our nation shall in their last dirges Sing thy praise with mirth. 0, I could grow old Within thy sight. Something we now must talk Together, and heaven will listen to't. As to the breath of saints Parad. I knew we should have use of conference : Which made me beg the leading of the van. The more t' assist our opportune meeting. Herm. Afford your cais in piivatc ALKO VI .%!■:. 21 Grim. Thougli Paradine look flourishing, and like A tiling new lirnsh'd, a flame of triumph, (As if his father surfeited in some O'er-grown city when he got him) yet he Hath in him seeds of war, bold thoughts, and we 1' th' camp esteem him honest too. GOND. He is our king's minion, sleeps in his bosom. GrIjM. True, and the royal fool greets him with such Ravenous kisses, that you would think he meant To eat his lips. GoND. The captive captivates the conqueror. Three moons have not expire! their usual change, Since he was prisoner to the king ; though now His favourite. Grim. Th' art too loud ! If thou'lt talk safely, go get A sore throat ; hoarse men speak low. The captiv'd Rhodolinda (whose father All)ovine depriv'd of life and kingdom) Hath Avith such amorons subtlety behav'd Her gesture, that Albovine is now her Prisoner. This martial ])rogress was but made To visit her. She makes him guilty of Idolatry, and knows the thrifty use Of time : as she ascends, her countrymen Must rise. GoND. You have call'd that Hermegild her creature ? Grim. He was her father's counsellor ; a man Created in the dark : he w^alks in\dsibly; He dwells in labyrinths ; he loves silence ; But when he talks, his language carries more Promiscuous sense than ancient oracles. So various in his shapes, that oft he is Disguis'd from his own knowledge. An cnor 22 ALBOVINE. Much incident to human politics, AVho strive to know others more than themselves. GoND. Observe their complement. Grim. Pox o' these French jigs 1 Courtiers always dance. This is to Hermegild mere lechery: This wanton gesture doth obscure Thoughts of such consequence and weight, as hang Like plummets on his heart. Paradine is A soft, easy fool, and must be gull'd. Herm. my sweet Lord Grim. Now the motion * sjDeaks. Herm. Such endearments would too much im- j^overish My gratitude : yet, 'tis meet our actions Carry smooth equality; your consent Must further all my suits. You are the king's Jewel, and hang richly in his ear. Parad. You are precious unto her, whom loud noise Already calls our queen : fair Ehodolinda ! We may (if they prove natural and kind) Govern the nation that hath conquered us ; Gain our country liberty, and yet Not stray from noble arts : such hopes our free Embraces prophecy. The king ! [Loud music. Enter Alboyink, Frollo, Conrade, Vollterri, &c. Froll. Your troops, sir, are so divided into Mix'd files, that to the city you do march Between thick walls of men. Alb. Let my horse-guard bring up the rear. We'll sport With war. We have no use of safety now, * The puppet. ALBOVINE. 23 But of magnificence. VoLLT. Tlie order is already given. It was Your royal will we hasten in our march ; Therefore each squadron double their paces. Alb. My boy, I bring thee home my chief trophy : Thou dost delight me more than victory. Retire ; I am in love too violent. My embraces crush thee, thou art but yet Of tender growth • Parad. My countryman Avould kiss your royal hands, And then expect no greater happiness Till he arrive in heaven. He hath done your Rhodolinda service [Presents Hernicg. on his Jcnee to the king. Herm. Rhodolinda is your humblest captive. She inserts you often in her prayers. And call'd it my chief duty to present Her true service to your Majesty. Alb. Her name doth enrich our language. My boy Can witness that I love her : She makes me Prattle in my sleep. I've drunk mandragora To become drowsy, in hope that I might Dream of her. Rise, and expect honour. Enter Governor of Verona. Govern. High and sacred Majesty ! Verona Hath unhing'd her wide gates : proud to admit The fate of kingdoms. Our crooked matrons Forget their age : and, as the ragged earth At the spring's warm approach, look fresh, and young, To entertain you. Our timorous virgins, With the bold youth, join in one wanton choir To sing your welcome. 24 ALBOVINE. Grim. How the spaniel fawns, 'cause he dares not bark ! Govern. Th' amorous vine clips not the shady poplar With such regard, about whose mossy waist She hangs a smiling lover. Our city is. By the reflection of your blest approach, Like Pelion deck'd, whom Tython's mistress, Leaving the weeping east, with brightness gilds. There's not a wrinkle left in all Verona, Wherein pale sorrow, or rebellious envy Can find their loathed mansion. Flattering joy Swells big each loyal bosom. All implore You as their safety, who hath hush'd the noise Of discord and loud war. Grim. The rascal flatters, as if he had serv'd His prentiship in court. Alb. Th'ast done me justice, governor, and know'st The way to make me thankful, but not proud. I understand thou hast with honour'd safety Preserv'd those jewels to thy charge committed, (My Khodoliiida, and my boy's Valdaura), And so increas'd new motives of our thanks. Govern. Heaven has made your memory too humble. Thus to record your creature's service. Alb. Let now the knotty labourer rust with ease, And aloud proclaim that the upland Boor Eelease his team, and his industrious plough. Let him sing glad los to the rustic Powers that guard his fields, and unto me. Govern. It is by you we are. No warlike ram, Nor battering engine forc'd a bloody entrance Through our thick walls. It was the powerful breath Of your victorious fame that conquered us. ALBOVINE. 25 To tluit we yielded : which, as a rough ]>la.st That posts from the cold Arctic pule, hath borne Before it captiv'd nations. Alb. By heaven a good old man; if he be learn'd, I'll have him write my annals. Grim. Indeed he looks like a chronicler. Alb. Paradine ! Inform him of my deeds. Thou hast bt-held my discipline full of Shape and order, when confusion did oppress The foe, and stifled them in throngs. Hah ! look ! Rhodolinda's come to gild our triumph ! Enter Rhodolinda, Valdaura, Thesina, and Attendants in mourning. Par AD. And my Valdaura too ! let nature shew A third object so delightful, we'll swear She is not old, nor her first materials Wasted, but in creation still retains Her former strength and skill. Alb. But why, my beauteous captive, art thou still In sables wrapp'd % Rhod. Your stars bid you be happy. My cross fate, Like the raven, croaks a funeral note : This swarthy haliit but paints forth the grief That chains my soul in darkness. And filial love Commands me mourn for him, whom you too soon Depriv'd of life, my conquer'd father. Alb. Let his ashes rest At quiet in their urn. His ghost long since Hath wash'd away the memory of his fate In slow-pac'd Loethe. Take me, modest fair. Into thy bosom ; hide me there ! My glad soul, how full is thy content. Now thou fear'd thing, that guid'st the heavenly empire, 26 ALBOVINE. Rend all the murmuring clouds, and dart Thy thunder at me : I am safe. Rhod. My captivity must needs seem easy, Whilst the conqueror proves so kind. Alb. I could gaze thus on thee, till my wonder Did convert me into marble ; and yet My soul would in herself retain a hre. Lively as that which hold Prometheus stole. AX'ere the sea coagulate, and the world Return'd to tli' antick chaos, a blind lump, Thy look would force the warring elements Into a sacred order ; and beget A. harmony like this they now enjoy. Rhod. You are too powerful in your speech. Alb. Yet Avhen I value thus thy excellence, Let me not forget my own high being. I've humbled all the nations of the earth ; Brought home as spoils the whole wealth of nature : Yet Rhodolinda, nought like thee. Let me Whisper my content, for soft music most Delights the female ear. [They walk aside. PaR/VD. Why, my dear Valdaura, dost thou suspect My warm embraces 1 Let hungry death seize On my honour, before it seize on me. If in my breast I entertain a thought unlawful. Vald. I esteem you, sir, a friend to virtue, And in that hope would cherish all your love. Parad. In thy fair brow there's such a legend writ Of timorous chastity, that it doth blind Th' adulterous eye. Not the mountain ice, Congeal'd to chrj^stal, is so frosty chaste As thy victorious soul, which conquers man. And man's proud tyrant-passion. But I am Too rough for courtship, the soft harmony, Which wanton peace instructs the tongue to make, I have forgot. Trust me, briglit maid ! ALBOVINE. 27 I love thee dearly. Though I've found thy heart Like peljljhi, smooth but stoney. Vald. I've heard my mother say : the curled youth Of Italy wer(! prompt in wanton stealths, And sinful arts. Till time had given me Assurance of your noble thoughts ; 'twas safe To doubt your love. But now I wish I were More worthy, and then would i)rove more liberal Of myself. PARiVD. Let me enjoy thy hand ! that moist adamant " That so attracts my soul ! * We will, ere night Her black curtain draws, make complete this love With marriage rites. Alb. How now, boy ! Is my interest so decay'd In your young person, that you give away yourself Without my leave 1 Parad. Humbly on my knee I beg the vulgar Privilege due to all hearts. To love, and not enjoy, Is a torture I cannot suffer long, And still remain possess'd with breath. Alb. Thou hast sliew'd me physick for my passion. Take him, Valdaura, and be proud ! 'Tis I That love him : nor shall your joys be single. I'll make the number yet more full. This day We'll consecrate to Hymen's use. Behold Your queen, who, though my captive, for her birth And beauty is the first of queens. Govern. High heaven increase your joys ! * " Give me your hand. This hand is moist, my lady ; This augiirs fruitfuhiess and hbcral heart — Hot, hot, iind moist." — S/iaiesj.eare's ()t/ie//o. Tlie blood of the goat, as Alex. Ross alleges, does not, as Pliny and others have said, soften the diamond, " yet doth ho not a whit the less believe this assertion as applied to adumuKt.' — Arcana, p. 196. 28 ALBOVINE. Herm. And may you live together until time Shall sicken with his age. Froll. Conr. Long live Albovine, king of t\w Lombards ! Herm. Cry up Rhodolinda too ! Froll. Conr. Live Rhodolinda, queen of the Lombards ! Alb. Governor ! 'tis our will that you expect Honour and true safety. Your city's love I shall perceive by popular noise, and your Behaviour in this great solemnity. Let the sun smile ; the wind sport with our plumes ! This day let sick men too forget to groan — Let all glad hymns in one mix'd concord sound. And make the echoing heavens your mirth rebound. [Exeunt all but G-rimold, FoUterri, Gondibert. Grim. The king's head must now convert to rotten wood. GOND. "Why, Grimold 1 Grim. That, court earwigs may live there, and devour His brains. Dost not perceive how they begin To creep into his ears 1 GoND. Generous souls are still most subject to Credulity. Grim. He is a German in his drink : busied With a wanton pride, which his flatterers Admire for mirth, but his friends do pity. VoLLT. He should be told his sins. Grim. By whom 1 Vollterri, now the king for- sakes The Camp, he must maintain luxurious mouths. Such as can utter perfum'd breath, and these Straight compose a faction, engross his ears. They limit still his conversation. Even as the slow finger of the dial ALliuVlNE. 29 Doth in its motion circular remove To distant figures : so by a subtle Leisure they do prefix the hours, "When he must change his rotten parasite For one more skilful, Ik^v t' admire, and praise. No honest tongue can ever interpose To tell him he is mortal. GOND. It is the chief misery of jirinces. Ne'er to understand their own crimes, — to sin In ignorance. Grim. True, his confessor, that in sight extern A patriarch seems, will gain by flattery, And superscribe unto the king, as to the Pope, His Holiness. But Gondibert, Whom conclaves here in Court do canonize For saints, will scarce admitted be in heaven For angels. VOLLT. Now Rhodolinda is become his rival In high sovereignty, she will permit No errors but her own : the king must mend What she mislikes. Grim. )Slie gives us leisure to expect Her character. Women make themselves more known When they do rule, than when th' obey. GoND. Valdaura is enrich'd with a sweetness 80 religious, that Paradine must sin In jn'ivate, or need no mercy. Grim. Th' ast nam'd her ! though my obdurate sufferance In active war hath ipiite depriv'd me of All amorous gesture ; * though not these forty AVinters have I seen any of her sex But suttlers' wives, who, instead of fillets, Wrap their sooty hair in horses' girts; though My marrow is frozen in my bones, * "Tho.io-lits." Fotm. 30 ALBOVINE. Yet I melt l)efore her eyes. Wlien I .see her, 1 grow proud* below the navel. For she Is none o' th' French nursery that practise The sublime frisk. None o' your jigging girls, That perch paraquitoes on their fists, And ride to the Court like Venus' falconers. GoND. Grimold, hoarse men speak low : Thou hast not caught a cold yet. Grim. She's none of those that on their heads advance High swagg'ring plumes, like a gay forehorse In a country team. 0, she's worth the tempting ! VOLLT. Dost thou so commend her virtues, and yet Wouldst tempt her unto vice '? Grim. That's a trick I learnt of the devil. Those That are virtuous need his temptation, The wicked have power enough to damn themselves. GoND. Hark how they shout ! Away Grimold, or we Shall lose the triumph ! [Shouting within. Grim. Eoom for Cuckolds, whose horns are so high, They bore the moon as she frisks in the sky ! [Exeimt omnes. Act the Second. — Scene First. Enter Grimold, Gondibert, Vollterri. Grim. This peace makes me rotten, dusty As a cobweb. I live like a cricket r th' corner of an oven. Pox o' these o'ergrown Cities. To be valiant here is to forfeit The statute : and these furr'd gowns hold ♦ The /o//o ha.s : — "I grow as proud and as nimble as lier Paradine. " Then follows : "GoND. Grimold, speak low." ALBOVINE. 31 There is no sin so great as poverty. GoND. Thou art as mehuichuly as a lean judge ! Grim. Ay, or a corrupted officer at the noise Of a parliament. In this division Of unvalued trophies, territories Vast and ample, gain'd partly by my sweat, Not a single acre falls to my share. Unter Cunymond, Frollo, Conrade, Servants with a banquet. CUNY. Bear back there ! they thrust as if they meant To get me Avitli child Froll. You, sirrah ! d'ye get the king's officer With child? CoNR. Bear back there ! or we'll put ye to the charge Of surgery CuNY. Dispatch, fellows ! GoND. Is not that Cunymond 1 Grim. The same. He is a great astrologer. The mere anatomy* i' tli' front o' th' kalender. You may know where the sign is by some toy Ill's habit, which he removes as the sign Removes. CuNY. Frollo, did they enter here by your per- mission ] Froll. Not by mine, sir. CUNY, Nor yours, Conrade 1 CoNR. They are men of China, for aught I know. CuNY, Then they must out. Gentlemen, pray avoid The presence. Grim. 'Sdeath, sir ! d'ye make us your voiderslf * '•'Anatomy." Folio. — A skeleton. Jlr Ainsworth, in his ro- mance of Rookwood, uses the word "otomy " in the same sense. t Baskets for recei\'ina: trenchers, broken bread, and the debris of a dinner tabic. 32 ALBOVINE. VoLLT. Must we carry away your cheesei)aring.s / Thrust your l)odkins forth ! GoND. Draw i' th' presence 1 art thou mad 1 Grim, How he stands ; he is created of stai'cli, And dares not use a boisterous motion Lest he shoukl fall in rumples. CuNY. Sir, you may speak like a cannon ! but you Shall either go, or Grim. Or what, sir 1 CuNY. Or stay, sir. CoNR. By heaven ! he shall do one, sir- Froll. Nay, captain, do not look as if y' had drunk Vinegar. You must, or go, or stay, sir [Loud hiocking. CuNY. Hey ! we are tumbling in a drum.* Within. Fellows o' the guard, make way there ! Officers Open the door . CuNY. Bear back there ! Gentlemen ! what d'ye mean 1 Pray bear back [Loud music. Enter Albovine, Ehodolinda, Paradine, Valdaura, Hermegild, Thesina, &C. Herim. Phoebus will be thought more rash than Phaeton, If now he hasten to the west. Sir, this Glorious day merits well a longer age, Than what is limited to all within. Our kalendar. Alb. Hermegild, thy free heart adds to our triumph ! ' * This phrase, like that known at the time as " Jack Drum's Entei'tainment," meant "ill treatment, or turning- an \in wel- come guest out of doors." — //(i/h'/rcl/'x /'mr. /tIcfi'oiiKri/. ALP.OVINE. 33 Grim. Sir, I've some few words I needs must utter : Since my last services in Hungary, You remain on my tally six thousand Ducats : I'm loth to score up still, and pay Myself with my own chalk. Alb. Wouldst have thy soul dismiss'd a natural way 1 Grim. I would not starve ; look like a parch' d anotomy Sewed in a kid-skin. Pay your debts, sir ! Alb. I never met with boldness until now ! My courage is quite puzzl'd ! Grim. Do your ears blister to hear this 1 My breath is Wholesome. I cannot tipple like a duck In a green pool, nor feed on berries in A hedge, like some lost remnant o' my fathers' Scattered lust. Sir, pay your debts ! Alb. Sure thou art some spirit ! I cannot kill thee ! Grim. In this division of the lands I help'd To conquer ; I am not furnish'd with A mole-hill for a pillow. Alb. Hermegild sat chief in the committee For division of those lands : bid him reward Your service : besides, I mistake the custom, Or 'tis my treasurer's office to pay My debts, not mine. Grim. No, sir (thanks to your royal thrift), it is Your office to pay all ; your treasurer's Custom to pay nothing. Alb. Do not interrupt my marriage rites ! [Thrusts him mmy. Grim. I cannot take your reference for payment. Alb. Would thou wert dead ! Grim. Sir, I'll make my ghost my executor, And walk after death ere I'll lose my money. C 34 ALBOVINE. Alb. Sit, my Rliodolinda ; this is thy sphere ! In th' absence of the sun we must receive Our hght from thee. Paradine, thy bride expects Thy service. Parad. Sh'as an ill bargain on't, to rule one night, And ever after to obey. Herm. Captain, though the king be prompt in mercy, Yet hath he so much anger in him, As will express him mortal. 'Tis for your Safety to avoid the presence. Grim. I'll bribe your lordship with a Ginny toothpick 1* Herm. You must repent this language. Parad. He must not, Hermegild ! Herm. How, my lord ! Parad. These whom you number in your faction Enjoy, by your assistance, proud structures And fertile granges, to maintain their gaudy Kiot. Sir, you had a frail memory, Or a degenerate heart, when you forgot His merit ; might you incorporate those in one, The sordid bulk could ne'er make \xp his shadow. Herji. I am prescrib'd my discipline in court ! Parad. Grimold, away ! 'tis my desire you leave The presence. Grim. I am obedient, sir, to your desire, * "Ginny" is a provincial term, signifying a strong service- able article, but, it is surmised, is of more modem date than that of the play. As Shakespeare has said, " I will fetch you a toothpicker from the farthest inch of Asia," it may be that D'avenant proposed to import his from Africa, Guinea just shortly before ha%T.ng begun to shew its wealthy resources, and to trade with England and other countries. Toothpicks came into use as the necessary concomitants of forks, which were im- ported from Italy about 1600, and were popularly regarded as a superfluous article of luxury. In how much more derision were toothpicks held, and those who affected them were charac- terized as conceited coxcombs. The subject formed a butt for the shafts of satire, and was consequently seized upon by Ben Jonson, Beaumont and Fletcher, and the other wits of the day. ALBO\aNE. 35 GoND. 'Slight, thou hast made a brave retreat. VoLLT. I look'd Avhen both of us should taste Of immortality. [Exeunt Grimold, Goad. VoIIt. Herm. He that iuflam'd this fire will scorch his busy Fingers. My lord, it was unkindly done T' affront my anger thus : but I have hope It is your last fault. Parad. I cannot reckon it among my faults. Sir, you involve your meaning in your speech. The world shall find me honest. Herm. You are a bridegroom now. Alb. Hermegild, make your anger known, For else your frowns will cause your loyalty To be suspected. This night should be as smooth And pleasant, as that to which we owe our bless'd Nativity. Herm. Sir, you are great on earth ! I am merely Your creation. My passions do afford Your high delight all sympathy. Old Time hath thrown his feathers from his heels, And slowly limps in's motion to prolong This triumph : but if Paradine affront Hymen, and me with sullen rage, it shall Be call'd my piety to suffer. [Rliod. stands up. Rhod. Hold ! Your Excellence ought t' excuse my speech ! Wlien your victorious sword depriv'd me of My father, I enter'd to captivity, As to th' oblique shade, where death inhabits. Till j'ou allow'd me Hermegild, who with His high philosophy did make My bondage sweet. My father lov'd him well : He was his noblest servant, and must not For his virtues suffer, until your sacred tongue Forbid me share with you in sovereignty. 36 ALBOVINE. Alb. Boy, this was a bold crime. You must not give Me cause to chide my fond heart. Valdaura, Urge him to proffer friendship unto Hermegild ; you are powerful o'er his nature. I have deserv'd to lose my chief prerogative Vald. I am too timorous to deal with anger If he prove stern of nature, my marriage Is my funeral. My lord ! Herm. Paradine, I've an humble love. I will Present it first to your refusal Parad. I want your phrase to make my man- ners seem Less rugged. All that is love I cherish With such religious heat, as my Valdaura Claims, since our young nuj^tial Alb. This embracement is a sacrifice To thee my queen ; whose deity Consists of love. Sit, and with your Persons straight intrench the table. Some wine ! Fill in my German plate ; I'll drink as when I'm hot with victory. This to my bride CuNY. Sound high ! Alb. More wine and noise ! Now, boy, I cele- brate Valdaura's health CuNY. Bid their instruments speak louder. They're afraid to wake the neighbours. Alb. This is legitimate blood of the rich Corsick grape : precious as thy tears, My royal girl, when thou ai-t penitent To heaven. [JFhilst the king lalks, they drinTc. Herm. Spare me in the next, and I'll esteem you. Courteous ; so much wine will put me to the charge Of physic. CuNY. Your lordship owns it as a prime virtue ALIJUVINE. 37 Alb. Shall the world bleed, but frown, and thou renew'st A chaos. Malign the pride of some far Eastern queen, whom travellers belie, And I will forage there like loud thunder ; Or like the northern wind upon the main, Where lazy hulks are toss'd like chips. Ehod. I merit no such compliment. Alb. I'll do't. 'Tis thought I am immortal. The chief of my great ancestors, that made A wild incursion o'er this fertile soil, Was but a type of me. More wine ! — Thy breath Is as the smoke of spices. I taste thy Melting lips, and straight ingender kisses. Heart ! boy, you are too ravenous. Parad. I ever held your Majesty my best Example. Kisses nimbly gather'd The faster grow. Herm. The Lombards use to share this sport ! [He kisses Thesina. Alb. Is not your name Pigwiggin 1 CuNY. Pigwiggin ! your Grace was wont to call me Cunymond : I am no fairy. Alb. Nor I the king of fairies. 'Slight, sir, d'ye Present me with a cup made o' th' bottom Of an acorn, or Queen Mab's thimble I Fill me a bowl, where I may swim And bathe my head, then rise like Phoebus from The ocean, shaking my dewy locks. A health to Caesar's memory. Boy, do me Justice, or thou afront'st my triumph ! Parad. Conrade, the king will drown us all ! CoNR. Y'have now, sir, but the moiety of Ids draught. Rhod. Though fame lends you licr truinjtct, gives you lea\ p 38 ALBOVINE. To speak your own praise, you cannot utter more Than my belief shall warrant. Alb. Now thou whisper'st like the amorous lute ! I am the broom of heaven ; when th' world grows foul, I'll sweep the nations into th' sea, like dust. Thy father was magnanimous, and great King of the Girpides.* Yet his title Sat not so nobly on him as my conquest. Know, his unkind fate was his chief glory : For it was I that slew him ; and thou his Captiv'd daughter art my queen. Rhod. Sir, if you continue this narration, I shall weep. Alb. Do, weep ! then on my heart-strings I will thread Thy tears instead of pearl : such a wealthy Bracelet Jove would present unto his queen ; And she tuck up her sleeves to shew her gaudy wrists. More wine ! bring us the bowl of victory. [Exit Cunymond ; Paradine kneels. Parad. Sir, you engag'd your royal word, never To present that fatal object. Alb. Paradine, do not resist my pleasure. I'll crush thee into air. Parad. I am in my ambition virtuous. If I desire t' expire a sacrifice To loyalty. Sir, ruin what you made, But do not violate your vow. Alb. Hence ! I shall delight in fury ! Enter Cunymond, icith a sJcuU made into a driuhing hoivl. Welcome, the horrid trophy of my chief war ! Rhodolinda, I'll try thy fortitude. * Gepidse. ALBOVINE. 39 This was thy father's skull : thou shalt pledge a health Unto his ghost. [He drinks : all rise up. Rhod, fatal ! my eyes shrink within my brow ! I gather agues like the spring, and tremble Like the unlick'd lamb, newly yeaned upon A sheet of snow. Vald. Hide me, Paradine ! the object doth so Penetrate, that when I wink I spy it Through my lids. Alb. Tame, feeble soul ! will she not pledge What we do celebrate 1 Eeturn her person CuNY. Madam, the king Ehod. The king's a tyrant ; and thou his slave. [Strikes him, and Exit. Froll. That's a favour, signior. CuNY. I wear it as a jewel in my ear. Parad. Fly, dear Valdaura ; sweeten her censure Of this act, and mediate for the king. Vald. Thesina, pr'thee help me in discourse ; My wonder, wench, doth so disturb my speech, I fear I shall grow dumb. Thes. The work is pious we attempt. [Exeunt Vald. Thes. Her. The harmony of your sweet tongue is his Best physic : divorce him from those black thoughts, Whilst I employ my utmost skill to win The queen to his embraces. She's great of soul, And may determine what my fond heart laments To prophesy. Parad. Y'are my best countryman, kind and loyal. [Exit Herm. Alb. So pale and timorous ! I'll sooner couple With a mandrake, and beget groans.* * The mandrake grows like lettuce, but its leaves are of a darker green. The flowers are purple, and the root for the most part forked. The groans or shrieks mandrakes are supposed to 40 ^ ALBOVINE.. ParAd. My royal lord, — Alb. Hah ! am I alone ] have they all left me ? Where is my empire 1 Do I govern in The vacant air ? Parad. Sir, am I lost unto your memory ] You were wont to trust my service : the way Unto your couch lies here Alb. None shall be proud but I. My smiles revive The dead : but when I frown, the living straight Melt into Ghosts. CuNY. Lights for the king there ! Parad. Cunymond, you are too oflScious. The king's Departure must be private, [Exeunt Alb. Parad. Froll. The king is light enough himself. He needs no torches. CuNY. And heavy enough ; for he seems to reel With his own weight. Con. No masks ! no epithalamion now ! Call for a bone-setter, for time hath sprain'd His feet, and goes a^\Ty. [E:ceu7it omties. Enter Ehodolinda, Hermegild, Rhod. Hermegild ! a general eclipse In nature would not seem so horrid ! To cut those cordial strings which Hymen had but newly tied. Herm. Ay, there's the horror ! whilst his vows sat warm Upon liis lips ; his breath not mingled yet With cooler air ; thus to perturb by stern Practice your sweet rest, was worse than perjury. emit when pulled, are probably similar to the sound made by parsnips, liijuorice, erJ^lgium, and other plants, when subjected ni a like process. Albertus Magnus affirms that mandrakes repr««Bnt mankind, with the distinction of either sex. ALBOVINE. 41 Ehod. To present my royal father's skull, In drunken triumph. Herm. Take heed ! you will distract your memory. There's a record time strives to lose ; and fame To hide beneath some oblique fold in her Thick volume, as loth to discredit all Mankind. Your father valued you next to His interest in heaven. I've seen the good Old king search for his picture in your eyes ; Then Rhod. No more ; patience is sinful now. Thou art Deeply read and wise : instruct me to be bold, For Albovine hath taught me to be cruel. Herm. Y'are now by holy church incorporate ; Therefore divinity forbids me use My natural motions. Howe'er I think It fit, you give him direful cause soon to Repent : repentance sure is physic for his soul. Enter Para dine, Valdaura. Paradine and's young bride ! your Excellence Shall please that we retire : whil'st I disguise My kind gesture, and seem to flatter in The king's behalf Parad. To bed, soft modesty ! I will myself Deliver to the queen the king's intent. Vald. Sir, the king is cruel. Should you prove so To me, I'd soon distill my soul to tears, And weep an ocean deep enough to drown My sorrows and myself. Parad. 'Twere stern guilt to doubt my nature. Fair saint. To bed. I long to lose my youth in warm Embraces ; and ere the pearly morn appear 42 ALBOVINE. Make tliee a teeming mother. To bed ! With winged haste Expect my presence. [Exit Valdaura. Herm. How smooth appears the brow of youth ! Parad. Hail, Ehodolinda ! the royal mistress Of this night. Thus Albovine, our great king, bade Me say, Y'are dearer to his eyes than light. Though every bride may claim from Hymen Privilege to rule her lord, till Hesperus Appear and cancel her brief charter. Yet he doth humbly beg you'll not infringe The Lombards' custom, whose virgins never vow A continence the nuptial night. Ehod. I yet want your meaning. Parad, 'Tis his chief hope that you will straight expect His person in your bed. E.HOD. How ! lye with him % I'll sooner choose a mansion In a sepulchre : there commit incest With the raw remnant of my father's bones. Sooner embrace an airy incubus ; Mingle limbs with some ulcerous cripple, Able to infect an hospital. Parad. take heed ! take heed, fair majesty ! let not His rash sin provoke you to intend so dire An abstinence, ere yet the wine hath lost Th' unruly operation. The king disclaims His wanton pride, and mortifies himself With sullen grief Ehod. Canst thou suspect I will prove inconstant Td) what in cold temperance I determine 1 Parad. Heaven avert you should approve your error. Ehod. I'll kneel, and vow with all solem- nity ALBOVINE. 43 Hekm. hold ! 'twere black imi^iety in us To suffer such a horrid crime. You may Inform the king of my religious loyalty. Already I have us'd persuasive speech To reconcile this odds : but she grows wild, — Eepugnant to all mercy. Parad. As you esteem your royal self, or us Wlio, when kinder planets rul'd, were servants To th' unhappy king your father ; cherish No more this anger in your breast, lest time Afford it growth and violence, till it Disturb the world. Herm. He counsels like a sacred oracle. Parad. I will inform the king, your continence You only celebrate to this black night. And give him hope that you'll hereafter smile ; His kind enticements meet with equal heat And fertile love. Though I'm unhewn and shap'd In^war, this softens all my faculties Ehod. Stay, Paradine ; didst thou not name my father? Parad. I did with a devout remembrance ! Rhod. And thou know'st how thy good country suffers 1 Parad. I think on it, and my heart hangs heavy On its strings ; galls them Avith its sullen weight. Rhod. Hermegild oft receives certificate From some in bondage there, which writ in prose, do, I' th' reading, into verse dissolve : so sad The business is, so fit for elegy. Herm. So sad a requiem yet was never sung, Though the hoarse raven, and the whistler * shrill, The howlet and the evening dorr, made up * The whistler is the curlew or whaiip, and the howlet the owl. The dorr, like the beetle, being sheath- w^inged, makes a noise as it flies. 44 ALBOVINE. The fatal choir. The young men there are yok'd In pairs, and stretch their sinews in a team, To draw the wealthy harvest to the Grange, Where th' insulting foe resides. The aged, Heretofore in purple cloth'd,— that dispos'd Of law and justice, are now sewed up In dunghill clouts ; and dwell on parched hills. To tend the flocks, whose fleece the victor wears In gaudy triumph. Parad. harsh captivity ! Our country groans ! Till now I thought the conqueror 'gan to ease Their bondage, not add to the weight of their Compell'd burdens. Rhod. The king's a stern tyrant. Parad. Yet he hath us'd me still with gentle power, Ta'en me from the cold earth, and warm'd me in His bosom ; and Hermegild has full cause To bless his bounty. But you, now our queen, — He values next to heaven ; howe'er this rash Error strives to disgrace his love. We are His captives too ; heretofore not heeded By our stars ; though we now grow tall with titles And his favour. Herm. My lord, the king is kind ! Our memories Were frail should we forget what hath so much Pertain'd unto our knowledge. I'm so fond O'er my religion, I dare not taste Ingratitude : yet give me leave to say You may mistake his love unto the queen. The dry Tartar, who yokes his female's neck With rusty iron, not with carcanets Of threaded pearl ; whom he preserves for j^hysic More than increase, will, the first night of their Conjunction, feast her in's embroader'd tent ; Call her sovereign, and, like some amorous wind, Sport with her liair. ALBOVINE. 45 Rhod. But my nuptial the king did celebrate In Golgotha, where skulls and dusty bones Inhabit. Hekm. Y'are skilful in the deeds that appertain To strength and fury; but they that aim At victory in Court must practise smooth And subtle arts. Wise favourites do walk I' th' dark, and use false lights. Nay, oft disguise Their breadth and stature ; seem lesser than they are : For know, the slender worm or niml^le grig May wriggle down into th' oblique and low Descent o' th' narrow hole, whilst th' o'ergrown snake Peeps at the brim, but ne'er can view the bottom. Rhod. Think on thy country, Paradine ! Is there In story no mention of some great soul That did his country prize above his own Mortality, and died to gain his nation freedom 1 Herm. The noble Brutus, for his country's health, Made Cpesar bleed ; Cassius was heroic too, And had in war loud fame, which he increas'd By mingling in this act. 'Tis wrought with skill And apt leisure. His thoughts grow numerous. And engender horrid sliapes, such as fright His fancy. Rhod. Paradine, good night ! Herm. Hymen and your bride will blame your tardy Service. Sweet lord, a thousand times good night. [Ex£imt Herm. mid Rhoclolhida. Parad. False unto me ! when thunder wakes the dead. When the sky looks swai-thy ; the clouds like ink In water poured ; when the earth seems to stand As in a gloomy shade. When the wind blows Till it grows hoarse ; till it convert And sprinkle seas even to a dew, then I Shall try the king, and fathom his wide soul. 46 ALBOVINE. If he start, complain of his mortality, Kneel oft, and pray aloud, as heaven Were deaf : if thus, I will conclude him false. For horrid storms that tyrants waking keep, Do rock the noble conscience safe asleep. [Exit Act the Third.— Scene First. Ente7- Rhodolinda, Valdaura, Thesina. Vald. I knew your Excellence did visit me For mirth and laughter. Rhod. So early up "? your lord is temperate. Thes. I should like their tempers better, if she Were down, and her lord up. Vald. Fye, Thesina, your tongue's unruly. Rhod. The morning might have shewn me too for mirth, Had not the false king made the night so sad. Black fancy fly ! Thes. She moves as she were siek, this Finnish has Much weakened her. Rhod. Dost thou call't a skirmish 1 Thes. Ay, madam, a French skirmish; where th' onset Is hot and fiery, but the retreat cold and tame. Enter Hermegild. Herm. Madam, the king ! — Rhod. Hah ! Herm. He greets your Excellence in a smooth phrase. And begs you will permit his early visit. Rhod. I'ld rather lose my eyes than 'see him. Vald. (kneeling) When you did triumph in your father's Court, ALBOVINE. 47 My entreaty then had power to alter Your commands ; reward my young service With kindness to yourself. When the tall Cedar falls, with burly weight it strikes The neighbouring shrubs low into the ground ; So we, that spring like rushes near your root, Must in your death receive a funeral. Ehod. AVhat's this 1 D'ye moralise 1 Vald. The king may have his anger Avarranted. For heaven forbids such wild division 'Tween those whom holy church unites. Ehod. Hark ye, Thesina ! She has been gos- sijiing With the holy sisters : she preaches to me Of matrimonial zeal. Troth, Valdaura, If thy husband do infuse such schism, I'll practise a divorce, Thes, We court ladies grow so squeamish after We have tasted man. Your majesty may Much profit her behaviour, if you Awhile divide her from her lord. Herm. So soon ? Ere time permits them second Their embraces 1 E.HOD. Ay, Hermegild. If those embraces do Include such high delight, such rhapsody; She makes me envious then, since all my hopes Are widowed by the king. To night, Valdaura, You are to sleep beneath my roof. This I Impose as a command. [Exeunt Ehod., Thesina. Herm. Is not this a harsh compulsion ? Vald, Sir, I Avillingly obey it. But as Y'are noble, use your ablest skill t* instruct The queen how of her anger to dispose A safer way than 'gainst the king. Herm. Alas ! I'd rather cut my eyelids off To prevent sleep, than lose one minute that Could advantage a design so pious. 48 ALBOVINE. And be it part of your kind cliarity T' endear me to your lord. 'Tis all the pride In my ambition to do him ser\ace. Vald. Sir, he already knows your worth, and thinks Your friendship precious. [Exit. Hekm. I kiss your fair hands. The king already come] I must seem pensive as the night. Enter Albovine, Paradine, Cunymond, Frollo, CONRADE. Alb. She's lost, my boy ; blown from my fist ; her wings Have gather'd wind, they fly (like those of Time) Swiftly forward, but never back return. Parad. Sir, I have hope she will repent this breach Of duty, and court your royal smiles again. Alb. Is it a sin to drink 1 Nature has given To fishes a prerogative, greater Than we enjoy. They can ever tipple And not be drunk. CuNY. Fishes are dumb. They never fox them- selves with talk. Alb. Slave ! thy mirth is treacherous ! Paradine, Thou hast consum'd to-night the wealth of love ; Wasted thy lips in moist kisses, embraced A warmth that would give life to marble. Whilst I (like the solitary Phcenix) Expect no heat but in my funeral flame, And stx'ive t' engender of myself.* Yet, boy, * " Phenix is a bird, and there is but one of that kind in all the wide worlde, therefore ignorant men wonder thereof. . . . fr^he is without make, and liveth iii hundred or v hundred yeares ; when the which yeares be passed she feeleth hir owne defaulte and feeblenesse, and maketh a nest of sweet sm el lintr sticks," into which, after the summer sun has set it on tire, "she ALBOVINE. 49 Thou canst not make me envious ; thou art more Delightful than my Rhodolinda's smiles. Let me survey those blue circles : his lids Fall down as if weighty plummets hung on Their fins. Thou art not temperate. Preserve Thy dear eyes. Love was pictured blind, because It makes men blin 1, I hug thee as my health Pa RAD. [aside] He bruis'd me in his arms. Can love express Such violence and yet be false 1 Hermegild Still Avhispers in my ear, the king doth hate Thee, Paradine. But Hermegild is read in all The arts of court, and strives perhajis My sense to poison with lean jealousy. Herm. Sweet lord ! y' appear blushing like the morn ! Something your bride and you have done t' in- crease The number of the worthies. Parad. He courts me too ! I want a perspective To draw these distant figures near my sight. I ne'er shall sleep again. Alb. Hermegild, thy aspect shews ominous ! How thrives our embassy 1 Herisi. I have consum'd my breath till I grew faint. And wept to invite her mercy; but tears Were spilt like water in the forge, only T' inrage the fire. She doth abjure your visit. Alb. Harsh, iron, nature ! Herm. [aside] The king seems fettered in his limbs ; he wreaths His arms as if he meant to bruise his heart. commcth wilfully, and is there burned to ashes, and within three dais a little wornie is gendered in the ashes, and waxeth little and little, and taketh feathers, and is shapen and turned to a bii-d." — Bateman upon Bartkolome. 1582, Folio. D 50 ALBOVINE. And Paradine doth find my charms predominant. Alb. He that drinks forfeits his mortality ! Enter Grimold. Grim. How, sir, must we not drink 1 Alb. Soldier, to keep thy bladder moist, I will Permit thee gape i' the morning's face, and catch Her mizzling tears. Grim. If youll extirpate this vice of drinking, Give order for a privy search i' th' ocean ; There dwell the greatest drinkers. The whale, sir. Drinks deep ; let's hale * her on shore, and impound her In a cistern. Alb. Good ! we will embark for sea. I press thee up for this employment. Grim. Stay, sir, ere I engage myself in new Services, pay me for my old. You rest Upon my ticket six thousand ducats ; And I have not seen your Majesty's face In any other metal, but your own Flesh and blood these three months. Alb. Thou grumblest like a grey wolf Grim. 'Tis then for hunger, sir. Herisi. Captain, you mistake the king : He's loyal As his blood, and liberal as the sun That shines on all. This unruly breath, where The city meet in council, might perhaps Blow their purse-strings loose, so fill the Exchequer, And then you shall number your pay with your own Fingers. Grim. I will outroar thunder, or the cannon ! Must they still walk in wealthy furs, whilst men * To drag violently. " The plebeians have got yoxir fellow tribune, And hale him up and down." — Shakespeare. ALBOVINE. 51 Of merit here are cloth'd in cal;)bage leaves ] Parad. Grimold, you endanger your friends. Grim. My lord, give losers leave to speak. I've lost My youth and blood i' th' wars, and I want food. A reverend ass bears my wife and her young eggs In paniers up and down the streets. I travel Like a Tartar, with all my family About me. Nay, nay, nay 1 you would be gone 1 Alb. Art thou not yet dead 1 Grim. You must not move till y'have paid me. I know You may be angry with more safety than I. Bid some colossus of your guard cleave me With his falchion ; yet I shall steal a passage O'er the black river when Charon slumbers, And fright your grace. Alb. I dare not strike thee, old man, lest thou Shouldst fall to dust, and choke me. Grim. Good king, pay me. I love thy grace : And will fight for thee whilst I've motion left To stir a feather. My want constrains me to't. By this hand, I'm fain to eat bran and parsley Like a tame rabbit. Herm. Lend me your ear, captain ! Grim. You'll entice me now to enter into bond ? Herm, You look indeed like a young heir. Well, sir, Value me according to my true rate. I am your friend. You make ill choice of hours For help of your design. The king hath now Sad and tumultuous thoughts about his heart. Grim. Great men are always sad, when they Should pay their debts. Herm. Sir, you interpret ill. Grow more solier, Then cliallenge all my power in your behalf. 52 ALROVINE. Grim. He that receives a kindness from the devil, Shall be sure to lose by his gains. CuNY. Captain, you should choose a luckier minute : The king is now in love. Grim. With Avhom ] Froll. With the queen. Grim. In love with his own wife ! that's held incest In Court : variety is more luscious. Alb. Be powerful in thy speech, my Paradine, Yet gentle too. She is the star that rules My faculties. Parad. The queen will bless your temperance, and repent. Hermegild is too busy ; he must be more At leisure, and I more active. [Exit Parad. Alb. Hermegild, wear thy senses near us Grim. Your majesty has a frail memory To forget me so soon Herm. You'll forfeit me, and the king's mercy ! away ! [Exeunt Alh. end Herm. Grim. 'Tis no piece of unkindness to wish thee In hell, for all thy friends dwell there. Th'ast none Upon the earth. Gentlemen, Avill you be open to me ? CuNY. In all parts, sir, but our purses. Grim. Draw near ! let us communicate our hearts ! Does not that wealth, which you disburse for powders, Perfumes, clothes, and physick for the face, Return with gain 1 Froll. Expound your riddle, sir. Grim. Have you not each a mistress that main- tains ALiiUVlNE. 53 You in expense caud riot 1 Hah ! fame gives It out, you smooth gallants are much obliged Unto the sins of ladies. CuNY. Conrade can prattle somewhat, sir, to that Purpose. CoNR. Good faith, you do me wrong. I've worn, sir, A lady's slipper in my hat, or so. Frollo is the man that gets their pendants, Armlets, rings, and all the toys of value. Froll. Excuse me, sir; not I. Signor Cuny- mond Has all the voice at Court. We know, sir, when And where a certain duchess, sir ; — You copulate with titles, you. The heralds are your bawds. CuNY. Hold ! grow particular in such a theme as this ! Grim. Well, gentlemen, I must be furnish'd too. CuNY. With a mistress ? Grim. Yes, encjuire me out some old land-carack. I am content to stretch my loins for a Pension. CuNY. At what rate do you value yourself? Grim. I was never pawn'd, sir. CUNY. How, captain ! Grim. In this lean age we value all things According to the rate they pawn for. Froll. But we must know how much you would receive In price of your activity 1 CoNR. You must never stray after fresh pas- ture. Grim. Some eight ; ay, ay, eight hundred crowns a-year will do't. I am desirous of no more, than will 54 ALBOVINE. Maintain my genet and my dwarf. * CuNY. Your excuse procur'd, 'tis fit you now tell, How far in your defence I may engage My honour : is not your flesh a little tainted ! Are you not unwholesome 1 Gkim. death, no ; no, no, no ! Do not think I have A conscience so ill-bred to put myself Upon a lady, when unfit for the afiair. CuNY. Well, captain, now with your own eyes survey Your limbs ; what use can a lady have Of you 1 to propagate the cough o' th' lungs 1 Froll. Or beget cripples to people an hospital 1 CoNR. Or produce another nation that may Wage fierce battle 'gainst the cranes 1 Grim. Yet I can follow your bodies with rough Motion, and not shed my limbs by the way CuNY. I told ye he'ld make a jest on't. Grim. But I will kick ye in earnest, kick ye For my exercise and warmth, till my toes Grow crooked [Exeunt omnes. Enter Valdaura, reading to herself, then Albovine, Hermegild, Herm. Pursue Valdaura, sir. Alb. I hate these jiggeries. Herm. You knoAv I am material in my speech, Full of duty ; you want the silken garl) That must endear you to the ladies' eyes. Alb. Yet I am loving in my drink. Herm. Greet her kindly, sir : 'tis Paradine's bride. You have not seen her since she endeavour'd * The king and the nobles of the time generally numbered a fool and a dwarf among their retinue. ALBOVINE. 55 To increase the number of your subjects, With loss of her virginity. Alb. EhodoHnda doth so ingross ray love, That on other ladies I've but little To bestow. Heiim. Sir, practise but your courtship here : in troth You must affect the amorous cringe, gestures Smooth and pliant ; it will never do else. I've heard the queen complain you are too rough : And what these ladies do observe will take A sudden flight unto her ear. Strike but Their senses gently with your tongue. Often Flatter 'em, and with a vigorous breath ; They'll then implore the queen in your behalf ; And, sir, th' endeavour of their praise will soon Procure your peace. Alb. If they would soften Ehodolinda's heart. And reconcile me to her smiles, I would Grow fond, and dally then Avith all the sex. Herm. Begin your trial. If you salute this. And other ladies too, with some impression on Their lips ; Avith managing their fingers thus, — AVith seizure on her Avrist, as if you had Some business with her pulse, then you enchant. Be flexive in your smiles, and, Avanton-like, Seek pictures in their eyes ; and when they move, Then, with personal conduct, guide their feet. 'Mongst them you cannot seem too cheap. They will Admire you for't, and sing your praises to The queen. Alb. I shall be taught to spin and starch. Herm. The engine's now compact; each wheel doth move "With silent screws. The mole's the subtle pioneer : For, Avhen she undermines the earth, her slow Motion makes no noise. [Exit. 56 ALBOVINE. Alb. Y'are devout, Valdaura. Teach me to pray : We have no leisure for't in war, and 't has Been long time out of fashion here in Court. Vald. I fear I make some breach of duty with Your Excellence, to hinder thus The passage of your royal thoughts. Alb. You teach me now t' excuse my own abrupt Demeanour; but I can do't. My harsh queen (Whom the perspicuous eye of heaven forgive) Doth much mistake the posture of my limbs, And gesture of my tongue among your sex. I never use, like rugged Polypheme, To dandle cubs : Thus, I gently touch A lady's lips yet make no battery on Her teeth. [Kisses her] Was it not an airy pressure ! Tell my proud queen I've lost my iron garb, And now am grown thus fond and smooth. Vald. royal sir, her cruelty hath put My eyes unto th' expense of many tears. Alb. Ay, but in vain ! those clouds must weep apace. That mean to penetrate the marble or The flint. I wear no gauntlet on my hand, Why should you think that I would bruise Your fingers with my touch? [Sports tvtth her hand. Enter Hermegild, Rhodolinda. Rhod. Is this Paradine's garden ? Herm. Ay, Madam, and your excellence may find A sudden growth in all that shadows us. Rhod. Hah ! ay, look there ! Herm. What is't your eyes so eagerly discern 1 Rhod. The King ! liow .sportful he is grown : how fidl ALBOVINE. 57 Of amorous game and dalliance ] Herm. I spy Valdaura there : but is that the King ? Rhod. Thou dost enquire t'affront my sight. Alb. You must inform the Queen of this : Say, I Am smooth, and musical, and trim, and that I talk no more of war ; nor drink. Vald. 'Tis my duty to urge all circumstance That may credit you in her esteem. Alb. It is a piece of courtship to salute At parting [Kisses her. Exit Vakhiura. Khod. Is that a safe conjunction in so hot a climate 1 Alb. Hell and death ! what raw discipline is this 1 I should conduct her in her way [Exit. Rhod. So violent in pursuit of your game 1 Let's follow, Hermegild. Herm. Not for all the sun beholds in 's journey Throu2;h the world ■o' Rhod. Why 1 Be nimble in thy speech. Herm. It shews but silly art in industry, To seek what you Avould not find. Rhod. I jmthee grow particular ! Dost think They purpose aught i'th'dark ] or, was this same But ceremonious form ! such a greeting As courtship will admit in public interview ! Herm. The king was never given to compliment, You know. As for Valdaura. Rhod. What of her ? Herm. I think that she is chaste, but — Rhod. Do not involve thy language thus In periods of suspense. Herm. I wish the king had not deserv'd to be Depriv'd of your soft embraces, then He might have kept this fonstitutiou tame. 58 ALBOVINE. Ehod. 0, is it so 'i Herm. It ill becomes the garb of Majesty, To run thus neighing, like a riotous horse, After each female that he spies. Rhod. Why, does he use it 1 Herm. Madam, you question me, as if wh„t I Declare, were to your knowledge new and strange. Rhod. By heaven ! and so it is. Herm. my officious soul ! must it be my crime To give the information up ? Would I Had known the King was here, you should have made Another path your walk. Rhod. Hermegild, you did mis-spend that breath. Herm. Alas, you had enough of grief before. This addition will l)ut shew a tjTanny In fate and me. It works with hight,* like new Mighty wine ! as if 'twould split the cask. Rhod. perjur'd, black, adulterous King ! affront IVIy father's ghost ] disturb his ashes in His tomb 1 When cbunk -with pride, he mocked me with The gaudy title of a queen, and now I am become a stale for all his lust, f Valdaura too ! so pure of heart, forsooth. That she would blush to see her own hand, if nak'd : They are proscribed. Know, Hermegild, Our country shall be free. Herm. This is a noble rage ! Heaven knows how I Have griev'd at your decay of soul. 'Twas my Sad fear, that all the angry sparks, which Avere * A brisk movement. t " I stand dishonoured, that have gone about To link my dear friend to a common stale."— S/iakespeare. ALBOVINE. 59 By justice kindled in your breast, had been Extinguished quite, now they grow up in flames. You now like Pho3bus shew, when he hath wash'd His face with dew. Your influence doth infuse A noble heat, such as would motion give Unto aged statues ; make them pluck up Their mossy feet, and walk. Rhod. Thou giv'st my senses pride. What, in this great Business wilt thou do t'encourage hope 1 Herm. I will mingle poison in my ink, write With a raven's quill ! 'twill be a fatal Scripture ; and shall charm like those wise jigs The syrens sing. Some must direction bear T' our pensioners, that in our country rule The stern edicts of law : some to martial Spirits, who Avith their able skill do lead Those regiments, the king hath garrison'd I' the bordering towns. They shall revolt, my queen, And seat thee in thy father's chair : they must Be drunk with the elixir of my gold. Rhod. WTien first I chose thee out for this great work, I saw thee through a perspective reversed ; For thou didst seem much lesser than thou art. Kneel, and be happy ! Before The genius of this place, and what is here Immortal, I vow to assist with my Most active skill, all thy designments 'gainst The king ; and when my just hopes are flnish'd To be thy wife. Such as do perjur'd prove. Lightning will surely clothe with subtle flames, And they shall burn like dark tapers In dark hell : pale and sickly as that fire The ghost of Nero makes. Herm. This new ambition hath so exalted 60 ALBOVINE. All my faculties, that I seem taller Kneeling, than when I stood. But here with strict Solemnity I vow to teach my soul New ways of merit : to revenge with stern And horrid wrath, the King's proud tyranny. To make your greatness absolute and high, Or sink myself lower than a plummet In the Baltic sea. Should I not this perform, The stars would fall like cinders on my head; And winds, imprison'd in the earth, break forth In a wild ruin, and shake me into sand : Then blow me in your eyes ; where if in tears You drown me, I am entomb'd in pearl : and then My obsequies requite my death. Rhod. Enough. I proifer to thy lip, the first Taste of my affection [Theij kiss, then rise. Herm. 'Twas moist and luscious ! and I will cherish this Endearment. Trees that tallest grow, do take The deepest root ; so I must first sink low I'th' earth ; and, after, climb to fathom clouds. First, praise her mimic laughter : when she weeps, Then gather up with covetous regard Her tears for scatter'd pearl. Lick her spittle From the ground. This disguis'd humility Is both the swift, and safest way to pride — Ehod. Sure, Hermegild, I have amaz'd thy sense, Thou look'st like some o'er grown fiend, chain' d up Within a silent cave. Let us retire, and I'll Discover how I've practis'd my revenge. Herm. I project to make you mighty ! You shall Ascend, my beauteous sovereign, till you Can reach the moon, and pick those seeds of light, Tlie lesser stars, from forth their wand'ring spheres ; ALBOVINE. Gl To wear as neAV embroidery on your sleeve. I long to hear your fatal arts. Let's mix Our senses, and contrive. A woman's will Is not so strong in anger, as her skill. [Exeunt. Enter Paradine, a Gentleman, and Page. Parad. You bring no letters from Cracovia, Sir % Gent. None, my lord. Parad. Nor from Sienna 1 Gent. Your lordship in those few, receives th' entire Purpose of my journey. Parad. Alas, my countrjTnen ! captivity Is hoarse, — they have more griefs than tongue: they speak Not loud enough to Avake the ear of heaven. Henceforth to Hermegild bid them direct Their sighs ; for I'm so dull, so weary, and Neglectful of ambitious ends, that I Shall lose my strength, and favour with the King. Gent. My noble lord, our prayers will over-rule that prophecy. Parad. You may expect, whilst I am able to Perform. Boy, bespeak the gentleman a free And bounteous welcome. Sir, I will hasten Your despatch. [Exeunt Gent., Page. Enter Thesina. TheS. My lord, I have tir'd myself in your search. Parad. The fair Thesina ! You are rarely here A visitant. Where have you left my bride 1 Thes. With the queen, my lord, who is so fond Of her attendance, she'll scarce allow her space To wink in her own service, and to-night She lyes within her chamber. 62 ALBOVINE. Par. Hall! so soon divided! Tli' approaching night Shoiikl help to second our embraces. Thes. Y'are now to trust my art. For Val- daura Sent me t'express her joy, i'th'delivery Of this message. You shall lye with her to-night. Parad. How can my faith admit of this, since she Is billeted where the queen sleeps ] Thes. I'll perfect my assurance ; so you'll please T'obey what I enjoin. When you approach The spheres, where your bright Phoebe rules, Do not occasion so much noise as shall Express you living. You must not speak to her, Nor, by your gestures, invite her speech. All this Perform, lest you should wake the queen. Parad. To be dumb in copulation ! This is A fine receipt to get a silent girl. But I shall prove obedient. Thes. And, sir, as y'are merciful to ladies, Kipe in growth, do not breathe too loud, lest we I'th' neighbouring room o'erhear the harmony, And sin in wishes. Parad. Fear not, Thesina : I shall be temperate. Thes. But you young soldiers are so boisterous, You'll think anon y'are battering some Town-wall. Follow, Sir, I'll direct ye to the place, Where, when the dai-k hour arrives, you must Address your visit. [Exeunt omnes. Act the Fourth. — Scene First. Enter Paradine dressing himself. Parad. The early lark climbs higher than his voice ; ALBOVINE. 63 And whispers into Phoebus' ear, a glad Welcome ; who smiles, and seems to prophecy A gaudy day. Valdaura ! Madam ! speak Sweet lady ! or, if for concealment of Our stolen rapture you silence still assume ; Yet rise, and bless my sight with thy fair Presence. Come, and eclipse the envious day ! Not talk i'tli' business, nor yet behold The ground we till, as if we both were blind And dumb. I'll no more by stealth engender ; Cripples are got thus. Kind Valdaura, speak ! [A hand is thrust out between the Arras. See a new day breaks in her hand ! These are The rosy fingers of the morn ! [Pulls iih Ehodolinda. Hah ! the queen ! Valdaura ! Bride, where art thou ] [Looks m. Rhod. In vain thou call'st. The cannon's iron throat. Although high mounted on yon pinnacle, Scarce could reach her ear. She's in Pavia now, Two leagues from hence. Pakad. Thou art mysterious as an oracle ! Rhod. I sent her thither, with pretence she sliould Survey the model of a garden-work. But 'twas done, that Thesina might entice, With apter leisure, thy person to my bed. At noon thy wife returns. Parad. I've mistaken then my warm embraces, And sinn'd with thee, th' adulterous queen ! Rhod. Thou hast enjoy'd what Albovine, with all His royal sighs, his tears swoll'n bigger than His eyes, despair'd to merit. Parad. horror ! Gape, rugged earth ! Suck me in Like some old pyramid, whose ponderous limbs 64 ALBOVINE. Have been thy burden since the fiuod, and now Their own foundation sink. Could you make No choice to quench your ravenous hist, l)ut nie ] Where were tlie broad-chin' d Zwitzers of your guard ] Rhod. This, Paradine, denotes a melting brain : Which out of vulgar pity I forgive. 'Twas not the wanton taste of thy smooth limbs That could provoke me use this stratagem ; But love of my revenge. I've strongly now Engag'd thy power, to kill the king. Parad. Hah ! Rhod. Which do, and ere the sun arrive i'th' west ; Or with dishevell'd hair, my vestments torn (As if rd wandered through some hawthorn hedge) I will approach the tyrant, acquaint him With this deed, and call my own adultery Thy foul rape. Parad. Who's within there? Hoa ! my hogs- head's empty. I was not born with so much brains as would Bedew a clout, that my cold nostril stopt. These Court smocks contain the very devil. Good heaven ! how lean should I have made my heart With studious thoughts, ere I the skill had reach'd Of such a damn'd projection. Rhod. Collect thy scatter'd thoughts. What thy respect To thy cajitiv'd country could ne'er charm thee To revenge ; be prompted to, by a kind Affection of thy own dear life : revenge Upon a tyrant ; one, that loves not me, Nor thee ; unless in speech : He hath a smooth Tongue, but a rugged heart. My Hermegild Perceives this truth, and can deliver it ALBOVINE. 65 With all the pride of knowledge. Pap.ad. Sure time grows humorous with age : For things do differ much from the sincereness Of their first creation. I will go weep Till I am blind Ehod. Stay, Paradine. If thou dost mock my hopes With a slow motion in this just design, Expect to find my anger fatal. I'll to The king, and make a forfeiture of both Our lives : but if with hardy sinews thou dost march To's throat, and slit the swarthy pipe, I'll call Thee then my soldier. Besides thy country's thanks, Thou shalt enjoy me for thy queen, thy wife, My Paradine. Parad. New arts, t' involve imagination ! How can this be, and my own wife strongly Possess'd of health and nature 1 Ehod. Would'st thou embrace so eminent a bliss, Without some danger to thy soid 1 Paead. My memory betrays my skill ! I know There are a thousand ways to discard her From this foul, dusty orb. Khod. Alas, good easy soul ! She'll ne'er be miss'd Among the living. Know, Yaldaura's false. Parad. How ! false ! Ehod. She is an open whore, and hath taught me This art of lust. Parad. More horrible than hell ! Xow furnish but my hands with an hour-glass And a long dart, then seat me on some rotten Monument for the picture of lean Death. Make me the common executioner Of nature, for ere long I shall become The sexton's pensioner to fill his graves. Valdaura false ! Ehod. Wilt thou thus leave me in a wild suspense, E 66 ALBOVINE. Whether I shall find thy courage active 1 Parad. For credit of your own humanity, Do not infringe the vulgar privilege Due to all hearts. Give me but leave to think ; And ne'er doubt your business. Though I'm a young Sinner ; yet I shall soon enquire the way To hell. 'Tis a continued thoroughfare From this climate thither. Or let me but Delay my journey, till the trivial rage Of Christian princes meet in horrid battle ; And then I shall have company enough : Whole throngs to choke the throat of hell.* Good night, Madame. Rhod. Eie yet the morn's fair cheek hath lost her tears, Dost call it night 1 Parad. To me it seems the eye of heaven doth wink. All things are cloth'd in darkness, black as your Design. Rhop. Stay, for else my rage will not permit That we survive another meeting. If thou suspect'st we are too loud, I will Distill my thoughts into thy eai\ [She hangs about his neck whispering. Enter Hermegild, Valdaura. Herm. \Aside.'\ Though t'assist my great hopes with opportune Induction, I consented to this act ; Yet now I chide my fond spirits. For who * This figrure of speech, has, in all probability, been suggested by the representations which took place in the ancient mysteries ; — the "mouth of Hell" being one of the properties in usual request in such exhibitions. An engraving of this property, "choked with whole throngs,' as here expressed, will be found in the illustrations to Sharpe's Coventry Mysteries. London, 4to, 1825. ALBOVINE. G7 Dares trust th' unruly appetite of youth 1 Wliat I clecre(Hl she should but taste, she may Delight to surfeit on. It shews fulsome ! Here's the precious medicine that must restore Health to my hopes. [To Fald.] Follow, gentle lady. You see 'ein now 1 Vald. Fall, fall, you thick and spungy clouds, until You choke my sight. Do not my eyes begin To bleed at this object ] Herm. Mark how close they meet : what variety They use in lust : now, she hath melted quite his lips With her hot breath, she hangs upon his ear. Survey their gestures still. Now they depart. [Exeunt Parad. Rhod. Vald. I'll summon all the hierarchy of heaven To censure 'em, Herm. Who knows but they are gone to wallow in Their active sweats again 1 Alas, pure soul ! You perceive these figures no idea. No object of the mind, or air incorporate To cheat imaginary view. Vald. Was this the cause, that made th' adul- terous queen So strictly urge my swift journey unto Pavia ] Herm. Ay, and the motive that provok'd my soft Conscience to hasten your return, that you Might tell sad tales to heaven. For I, That still was nurs'd upon a Sybil's lap, Who with prophetic milk did nourish me, Can deeply guess at th' ominous portent Of sin. I hate such loose-rein'd stallions ; Such lascivious harmony in guilt. Vald. So soon prove false, — ere the celebration Of our marriage rites were fully ended 1 Ere the sun in's journey o'er this region 68 ALBOVINE. Had twice beheld us thus incorporate By holy church, and smiled upon the hopes Of our encrease 1 Herm. Ay, there's a contemplation that would crack Even heart-strings made of wire. Hymen's taper But newly lighted, and he with rude breath Blows from the quickening wick the gaudy flame ! Then, in the dark, thus wilfully mistakes Your bed, and riots 'tween unlawful sheets. Horror ! horror ! Vald. my sinister stars ! thus I shall weep Till I have emptied all my veins. Herm. What should such white and harmless souls as we Do crawling o'er this mountainous earth 1 Alas, We cannot drink, till we intoxicate A whale ; nor surfeit, till our greasy cheeks Do swell like th' udders of a cow. Nor can We kneel like warm idolaters unto The rusty metal in a bag. We want These helps to gain us honour and esteem. Vald. I have a resolute intent to die, And seek my mansion in a purer orb. Herm. But ere you do begin your last walk, i'th' path Invisible, some meritorious act, Join'd to the charter of your creed, should help T'assure your future bliss. Vald. name it, ere my sorrow shall decay My strength : for I would mix ability With will. Herm. Your lord, foul and sinful as mortality Can make him. Salamander-like, shall bathe In blue fires, unless, by sufferance here On earth, he penetrate the heart of heaven, And soften their decree. It will be call'd ALBOVINE. 69 Your merit to revenge his crime, even with his deatli, Vald. Would you have me kill him 1 Herm. Since I am strict to virtue, I must needs Be cruel unto vice. Let him not live To increase his own guilt, and betray more ladies. Vald. But shall I justice take from powerful heaven. And use it with such cruelty 1 Herm. Believe my skill in sacred Oracles, My piety to warrant the design. Nor will I fright the frailty of your sex. With hoirid circumstance ; he shall not bleed. This vial doth contain a draught ; Avhich if In's usual beverage pour'd, Avill cozen him Of's leprous soul in his most quiet sleep. Vald, I do suspect my courage ! Herm. Tak't, fair pupil ! think on't in your prayers. If you but enjoy but one single motion. That informs you it is good : do't with pride And boldness masculine. Distinguish thus Its operation. Four days must fully take Their room i'th' kalendar ere it eft'ect Our hopes. Before that hour arrive, he must Be "wi'ought to kill the king. [Aside. Vald. The vial liquid lead contains, or else Some far more ponderous metal : for whilst I bear it thus, the weight seems to infuse A palsy in my hand. I tremble like A string touch'd on my lute. Herm. It is the fiend that would dehort* you from A pious act : trust not his whispering charms, But with a hardy courage, more than is Natural in thy modest sex, proceed To merit heaven. And now requite my forward zeal * Dissuade. 70 ALBOVINE. To virtue, with concealment of my name, And interest in this act. Let not the queen Nor your false lord, know me the i:»erspective, Through which you saw their ravenous lusts; but say, The king reveal'd it to your ear. 'Twill make Them wild, and doubt their own confederate Bawds. Think not I forbid it as a danger To my person ; for I affect not life. So soft and easy metal'd is my heart, So well I love your sinful lord, that when I hear the surly bell proclaim his death, Like some new-weaned bal)e, I shall die crying. Vald. Would you have him killed, yet love him thus ? Herm. Ay, but I love heaven better. Where, when I come, troth I shall prove too fond a saint. Those votaries that pray to me shall find Their business soon despatched. Here, let this key Obscure ye in my closet until noon : For then the queen expects you Avill return From Pavia. Farewell, the most abus'd. But noblest lady in the world. [Exeunt. Enter Grimold {in an old nig gown, muffled itith clouts), GONDIBERT, VOLLTERRI. GoND. This is the privy gallery. Place the chair, Vollterri, where it needs nuist interrupt The king's passage. VoLLT. If thy disguize should fail us, Gondibert And I must be attach'd for impostors. Grim. And then be crop-ear'd too, like Irish nags. You'll both prove fleet in a race, provided The foe charge ye in the rear. Seat me with Tender motion This luxurious city Hath made me so rotten, I dare not walk th' wind, lest I should bo blown in pieces. ALBOVINE. 71 Eider Hermegild. GoND. Quick, now counterfeit ! here comes Her- megild. Groan out like a boar. [Griimold groans. Herm. Who owns that sick clamour 1 GoND. One, Sir, presented here to tempt com- passion From all charitable eyes. VoLLT. Want hath betray'd him to hunger, hunger To this disease. Grim. 0, 0, 0, the cramp ! the cramp ! Herm. Where, Sir ? Grim. In my stomach. Herm. That's indeed a clear symptom of famine. Grim. I've eaten nothing this month but raw air, And that gives but weak nourishment to age. Herm. It is my wonder, in a state so rich As ours, a climate still befriended thus By nature (flourishing with hopeful springs And summers chok'd with wealth), a soldier should Be forced to make his hunger a disease. A prodigy unparalleled, that want Should e'er occasion such a dangerous fast. Was't not devotion made him thus abstain From meat 1 Grim. Pure want, Sir. I know small devotion, I. For though I fast much, I pi'ay as little As most Christians of my calling. [Groans again. Herm. He must be sent unto some hospital. There eat warm broaths till he recover health : And then I will procure him from the State Some thrifty pension, to maintain the short Remainder of his life in sober works. He shall sing hymns, and pray to the kind saints In a blue gown.* * The costume of servitors. 72 ALBOVINE. Grim. Alas, sir, I am grown so hoarse, the saints Can hardly hear my orisons. GoND. He will prove, my lord, a chargeable cure ; For the physicians do prescribe him nought For medicine but Auruvi Palpahile* Grim. The elixir of gold would surely much Assuage the grief in my stomach \Ch-oans. Herm. He must needs be hungry, that like th' ostridge Can digest metal, f Volt, The king, for his last services, remains His debtor six thousand ducats. My lord, You shall express much charity, if you Procure it in a sudden payment. The same will Defray his sickness charge, and maintain him Well in's health. GoND. Your lordship shall engage us, then, to drown Your chief title in the best grape. We'll drink Your health, until we raise the price of wine. Herm. Let him continue there his seat. Perhaps They, whom I shall straight conduct this way. Will so commiserate his want, that he Will soon relieve't, though he increase his own. There is some art in this, which I must needs Discover, or forfeit my pains. [Exit. GoND, The fiend is gone ! [Grimold rises. * Aurum potabile. ■- "That gold inwardly taken, either in substance, infusion, decoction, or extinction, is a cordial of great efficacy in sundry medical uses, although a practice much used, is also much questioned, and by no means determined beyond dispute." — Brou-rts Vulf/ar Errors. The chloride of gold has been used in Paris, in more immediate times, for the cure of diseases of a secret nature See Wilkin's edition of Brown, vol. 2, 8vo, 1835. t Ulysses Aldrovandus says of the ostrich : — " Ego ferri frustra devorare, dum Tridenti essem, observari, sed qua3 incocta rursus excerneret." See also Browns Vvlr/nr Errors upon this point, in collected edition of his works, vol. 2, p. 494. 8vo. ALBOVINE. 73 Grim. Will all the vast accruements T project From this disguise, convert into The slender purchase of an hospital 1 Volt. Thou turn votary] GoND. He'll pray in no language but the High Dutch : The angry tongue, which seems to threaten more Than implore. Grim. Six thousand ducats for a mansion in An hospital, no bigger than a coffin ; Where, like Carthusians, we must feed, not to Prevent hunger, but to hinder lust. Princes May easily pay their debts, when they enforce Their creditors to buy titles and places At their own rates. Volt. Hark ! there's somebody approaching hither. 'Tis no safe game to sport with kings. I'll be gone. GOND. Grimold, now trust to your own per- formance. I may have use for my ears ; I would not Yet leave them in the pillory. [Exemit. GoncL, Volt. Grim. Gondibert, Vollterri, forsake the storm E're ye are wet? Weazels! Monkeys! Dogs! YDrops down in his chair. Enter Albovine, Hermegild, Thesina. Herm. Madame, you are now fully satisfied r th' intention of this visit. I wish You'ld be as free and sportive with him as Your modesty will give you leave. Thes. Trust my obedience and my skill, sir. Alb. He looks like a watchman in that rug. Herm. Your majesty receives new cause to doubt The truth of his disease, from my servant's 74 ALBOVINE. Information ; Avho swears, this very morn He hath been seen in all the violence Of drink, and i' th' bordelli too. For, sir, Though he be old, he's given much to propagation. Alb. Let us retire 'tween th' Ai-ras, and we Shall share i' th' whole discovery. [ZTe groans. Thes. Alas, who is't that so provokes the tongue Of pity 1 Grim. An old soldier o' the king's Thes. Hah! Captain Grimold! how come you thus Imprison'd in a chair? Have you the gouti Grim. I am not rich enough t' enjoy the gout. Thes. What name, then, do you give to your disease 1 Grim. The physicians call it famine. Thes. Howl Heaven secure the State ! I hope we are Not guilty of a sin so hoiTible, To deny a soldier fit materials For conservation of his life. Grim. Tis fourteen days since I have had a just Occasion but to pick my teeth, Thes. Alas the day ! Grim. Each of my thighs are dry'd, and har- dened like An old West-Falia Flitch. All m' interals Are shrunk up; my bladder is no bigger than A pig's; and were my lean jaws unmuffled, You should see me mump, like a matron that Had lost her teeth. Thes. cruel stars ! Grim. Hah! does she weep? Thes. Could you, on this wide earth, find no object For your fury but brave Grimold? Or is't Because you saw it was my chief virtue ALBOVINE. 7y To affect a soldier'! Grim. If she should be in earnest now ] Thes. I hope you do not utterly despair of life ? Grim. I may linger out a score of years, or so; But I cannot live long. Thes. Since you are mark'd for sudden death, cold death That silenceth all tongues ; and since this place Is so secure from neighbouring ears, I will Disclose, what until now my modesty Inforc'd me to conceal. Grim. I shall forget to counterfeit. [aside] Thes. Know, sir, that I have lov'd you long — lov'd you With soft and tender passion. Grim. rogue! what do I, like the picture Of Winter, in this Avither'd habit 1 I must Recover my health. But alas ! madame, Do not deride his destiny, that now Is taking flight to reach that place where your Best star inhabits, and shall have power To tell loud tales, if you prove thus cruel. How could you e'er love mel I have been old Even since your first original growth. Thes. But if you will permit, I may express A little vanity in love. I can Inform you, sir, how much we ladies prize Age before youth in lovers. Old men are Discreet sinners, and offend with silence ; But young men, when the game is done, do crow Like pregnant cocks, boast to the world their strength In folly. Besides, sir, an authentic Lady says in her Problems thus : — The young and slender graft is eas'ly broke, But who can shake or bruise the aged oak 1 Alb. a rare adage. 76 ALBOVINE. Herm. The lady author, sure, is o' th' Moderns. Grim. My joy is turn'd to a disease; it makes Me speechless ! I ever thought these Court-tits Were much taken with my smooth looks ; but that Their modesty still kept them from my reach. Foolish modesty ! it has hindered my Preferment much; for since I left the camp, I have been in love with some three hundred Of 'em, yet never durst lay claim to one. Uli ! uh ! if heaven should so affect Our mutual appetites, as to restore My health, would you continue still to doat Upon an old sinner] Thes. 0, I should grow more fond; preserve you long Alive with zealous orisons! Grim. 'Las, poor maulkin ! she's caught ! I shall grow rich ; For I have heard these Court ladies allow Large pensions to their paramours. Help ! help ! To move rae higher in my seat [She takes him by the hand; he rises. Thes. Bless us ! methinks, sir, you begin to use Yoiir legs with active strength ! Herm. A precious ape ! Alb. He will show fine tricks anon ! Grim. Some strange influence from your touch hath given A second youth unto my faculties ; Before, I seem'd to crawl like to a crab ; Now my joints grow supple, as if I were Provided for a race. This hand inspires my strength Enter Cunymond, Frollo, Conrade. CUNY. I have a key, will give us passage here to th' park. ALBOVINE. 77 TllES. Unhand me, sir, for I shall forfeit all My fame else. They'll think I am immodest [He spies them, then drops doicn in his chair. Con. Captain Grimold ! Frol. He sits like a A\-itch, sailing in a sieve, CuNY. Ha! sick! Gentlemen, avoid the windy side, Lest he infect you with his breath. I know His disease, and whence it came; shortly You'll see him wear a curtain 'fore his nose; That's now the newest fashion that came from Paris. Frol. Ay, 'tis it ; he has them growing on his Temples here — they'll shortly be as big As turnips. Con. He must to Rotterdam, to the fat doctor there. And be stew'd in a stove, until he spit His venom out. CuNY. And whilst you are in physic, captain. You fare like Oberon. 'Tis a very Slender diet. The lean thigh of a wasp To dinner, and some two or three of your Own penitent tears for your beverage. Grim. I've but so much breath left as would make up A short prayer to secure my last jaunt: Yet I will spend it in a hearty curse For your dear sakes. CuNY. March on! if he do find himself aggriev'd Let him send me a challenge after his death, And I will meet him i' th' Elysian fields. [Exeunt Cunymond, Frollo, Conrade. Grim. I will eat that Cun}Tnond ! Alb. How prompt the slave is in's metamor- phosis ! Herm. To him again, madame ! 78 ALBOVINK. Thes. Alas, dear captain, what bodily hope Can a young lady have of your performance, That fall so soon in a relapse] Grim. When you depriv'd me of your hand, you took Away my strength and heat ; touch me again, And I shall walk stiff as Cacus. [She lifts him up. Thes. Take leisure in your motion, sir. Grim. Look, madame, I creep as other mor- tals do, On the surface of the earth. Thes. Methinks you stand upright, too. _ Grim. Ay, a lady's warm hand will make it stand. A little physic from your Hp, and then My cure is quite finish'd — Hem ! sure this Avas Nestor's receipt to recover his youth. Hem! Thes. I shall be sainted for this miracle. Grim. I am as wholesome as a nut, and have As proud flesh about me as the youngest Gamester of 'em all. Thes. Fye, sir! Grim. If this heat continue, I must e'en call For a julip, or sow my wild oats In the next soil I meet. Thes. Your tongue is blister'd. Grim. When shall we solace our bodies] Thes. Your meaning, sir? Grim. I mean i' the dark. Speak, pretty finch with the Green tail! Ha! must Ave kiss close, and often] Wriggle up and down like young eels [Hermegild comes behind him, and pulls him by the arm. Herm. Captain, I have brought the king here to view. And to commiserate your lean sickness, And your feeble wants. ALBOVINE. Alb. Thou old ravenous goat Herm. He looks now like an alchymist, that is Broiling o' red herrings. Thes. Or like the brazen head, when 'twas about To speak [She takes the hing aside. Grim. You mean to hang me now 1 Alb. Hast thou deserv'd an easier sentence 1 Grim. When I am dead, then all my debts are paid : For I leave small lands and chattels behind me. But hark ye, my liege, you may pay your debts In your life time, so deprive your executor Of a trouble. Alb. 0, what a trivial exit shall I make From my own world ! for when I die, I die For love. Grim. And I for lechery. Sir, I would fain Depart in quiet like other young Chrysomes : * Fain make all even 'tween the world and me. I beseech your highness discharge my arrears For my last service in Hungary, Then hang me when you please. Herm. Captain, I will be a suitor for your reprieve. You shall only forfeit Avhat his grace owes you ; And then your life's secur'd. [Crrimohl kneels. Grim. I will rather die twice. Sir, pay me Six thousand ducats, and then proclaim Your sentence here aloud. I would fain die * "Chrisoine," as Blount explains in his Glossographia, 12mo, Lond. l<3tj], " signities properly the white cloth, which is set by the minister of Baptism upon the head of a child newly anointed with Chrism after his baptism, — vulgarly taken for the white cloth put about or upon a child newly christened, in token of his Baptism, wherewith the women used to shi'oud the child, if dying within the month of birth." The term '"' Chri- somes," in the bills of mortality, is used to signify such children themselves. 80 ALBOVINE. Merrily. I have not been drunk at my own charge, This four months. Enter Ehodolinda. Alb. Hermegild, iterate now thy sweet raptures. Speak to her ; for by th' gentle carriage of Her eyes, I do perceive she 'gins to penetrate. Thes. Away, Captain ! be gone whilst you are yet Mortal. I have much power with Hermegild, And will upon your patient sufferance Redeem my credit with your thoughts. Quick then. Move with silence. [Exeunt Grim., Thes. Herm. Madame, the feather' d arrow sings i'th' air. Ere it arrive where it must wound ; so this Sweet harmony, I'ld have you counterfeit, But tempts him to security in sleep, Before his death. Alb. I'm much oblig'd to that good soul. Herm. True my royal lady ! yet now peruse The greatness of his being, his fate in battles, And by your own remembrance be inform'd Of our captivity. Alb. Honest Hermegild ! Rhod. He was too cruel to a nature so remiss And timorous as mine 1 Herm. Alas, this crime he expiates with sighs So hot, that they would singe his royal beard. Did not his numerous tears opportunely drop, To quench the flames. Alb. That's compliment ! Herm, These angry frowns upon your brows make you Appear aged. Rhod. Could I assure my heart, he would no more Triumph o'er my dear father's memory ; . I then should meet his love with too much passion. Alb. When I am more my chronicle, or speak ALBOVINE, 81 ]\1y deeds with pride, may my tongue blister, till't Infect my breath with epidemic heat. Heem. You hear his vows "? Seem fond. If you can shed A tear or two, the more to credit this Atonement, 'twill much advantage our pretence. Sir, now enjoy what your indulgent grief Merits to keep, e'en from the hands of death. Good heart, see how she weeps ! [King kisses hn. Alb. I'm soon o'ercome in this soft war. S'death all Can thaw but I. I never wept, but when Th'unruly wind blew in my eyes ; and 'tis No argument for stern battle ; else I Would fight. To testify the joy my soul Conceives, I'll drink Herm. Sir, you neglect to use her like a lover. With amorous gestures. Alb. Fill me a bowl with Negro's blood, congeal'd Even into livers ! Tell her, Hermegild, I'll swallow tar to celebrate her health. Herm. Sir, this dull German phrase makes her suspect Your temperance. Mark how she trembles ! Alb. I must go learn to compliment. Dost hearl I'st fit I proffer her to mingle limbs '? Thou know'st HiRM. Sir, not to-night. That was a serious suit She bade me make, when first she purpos'd this Atonement. Alb. I do obey. Though I have thoughts Avould fain Persuade me to rebellion. [Exeunt Alb. Ehod. Herm. This was a subtle caution, else my hopes Had twice been cuckolded. Let 'em revel With their salt lips. Th' other sport is fulsome. But Paradine disturbs my sleep ; he's young, F 82 ALBOVINE. Enrich'd with all the fertile strength of nature ; And needs must prove more riotous in sin Than I. My dark practice, and use Of silent contemplation, has made My marrow thin and black ; like ink within My bones. I want the prompt alacrity. The Queen Hath tasted him, and may, perhaps, still to Possess his lust, remove Valdaura from This foggy soil ; then make him lord of all My hopes. This to prevent, I have decreed, Valdaura first shall minister his death. I've taught her too, t' insinuate to his creed, That the king told her of 's adulterous lust ; Good ! for when he thinks the king doth know that guilt. His own safety then will soon provoke him Hasten our prodigious murther. This may Be done, before the poison operate In dire effect ; for that delays its power ; Till fourscore hours expire their course : which then No antidote, nor human skill resists. Mount, mount, my thoughts ! that I may tread on kings. Or if I chance to fall, thus soaring high ; I melt like Icarus, in the sun's eye. [Exit Enter Paradine and his Page. Parad. The sun doth melt us with his scorching beams. Go fill my usual beverage ! I'll drink TiU I am cold. [Exit page. The constitution of my soul agrees Not with this climate. I grow weary Of mortality. Even in my first growth, Since my corselet was my load, I have took My breeding in the camp ; where had I still Bemain'd a dull practick soldier, and ne'er seen ALBOVINE. 83 A woman, nor the Court, I might have had Some hope to gain by faith, but now I reach At wild despair. Enter Page icith a howl. Page. My lady, sir, commends her love, and this To your acceptance. She made the mixture With her own hands. Parad. The queen prescrib'd this hour for her return. That she grows black with sin, perverts my sense, I must seem not to know't. Say, I greet her health. [Drinlcs. Exit page. Enter Valdaura in close mourning. Parad. Hah ! why, Valdaura, dost thou appear like A funeral night, in dark and swarthy weeds 1 Vald. I mourn for you, since you must hasten your Eternal absence now from me, and all That else are mortal. Parad. Speak things that are less dangerous to my sense. This wonder will distract me. Vald. Ere winged time shall with swift motion add Another hour to th' life of this sick day, Thou shalt begin thy last sleep. Parad. A pale swan hath sung my dirge ! fatal Music ! but how comes this intelligence To ears of flesh and blood ? Have you of late, Been gossiping with the grim Stygian dames, And seen their scissors gall my vital thread : For to my own sense I need no physic. My faculties enjoy that pleasant strength Which appertains to youth and temperance j Why should I yet die ? 84 ALBOVINE. Vald. How, Paradiue ! Art thou so full of guilt (Most ulcerous and deform'd), yet thinkst to keep Thy life at nature's charge, t'exist till age Makes thee a cripple : then in thy bed Like some good old patriarch, thy soul dismiss With a divine rapture? No, no, just heaven Provides more rash and horrid deaths for such As in adultery bathe their silken limbs. Parad. Hah ! Vald. I know thy guilt; the king hath told me all. 'Twas wondrous strange ! our vows but new arriv'd In heaven, that did oblige our mutual faiths In love : and thou with savage lust to break them ! Though grief hath much consum'd my tears, yet I Have some still left t'express my pity. Parad. [aside] My adultery already known, both to The king and her 1 why these are prodigies Indeed. How sin imboldens the aspect ! She doth accu,se me for a guilt, which yet Remains unpardon'd in herself. Mine was A dire mistake : but hers— — that must be known And then her veins shall weep. Vald. You are poison'd, Paradine. Parad. With that cold draught you sent me now i'th' bowl 1 Vald. The viper's vomit, nor the blue steam Which fat toads do breathe in tired motion Bears not such a dangerous enmity 'Gainst human nature, as that you drunk. Parad. Stay ! methinks I feel no insurrection In my lilood, nor need an iron corselet To contain my flesh ; sure it swells not yet. Vald. It takes a subtle leisure to disperse Through all your organs and your arteries, That it may straight with abler violence Consume your strength. ALBOVINE. 85 Par AD. And then I shall look goggle-ey'd, uiid stretch rth' cheeks, till my face shew like a pompiou, Round and yellow 1 Vald. Far, far more deform'd, Parad. Wiirt make my eyes start from my skull, or droj) Like bullets at my feet 1 Speak, shall I foam At mouth like some young courser that is hot And angry with his bit 1 Vald. Not the first chaos was so ugly and con- fus'd, As you'll appear, Avhen this distilment works. Parad. Yet I forgive you all, e'en from my heart : Whilst my cogitations now are sober. And can distinguish things with pregnant sense, I do applaud this cruel benefit. These subtle vanities of Court have tir'd My observation. I was nurs'd within Some armoury, and took a proud delight In active Avar ; but since our drums have ceas'd Their noble clamour, I find no business Upon earth for me ; 'tis fit I grow immortal. Vald. I did not think his fancy at this news Could prove so temperate. Parad. To sleep in cold earth, whilst my dead neighbour Never at my coffin knocks, — to enquire my health, By way of visit : for all are silent In the grave. Harsh destiny ! such as I Could ne'er expect from thee, Valdaura. Vald. My nature you shall find much different From what your knowledge heretofore discern'd. I have contriv'd another way to punish Thy adulterous heat. Parad. You find my sufferance tame enough. Publish all ! 86 ALBOVINE. Vald. To meet your sin with apt revenge, I'm groAvn A foul loose whore. Parad. Hah ! contain thy speech. Express but so much Modesty as may secure thy life ; for My death doth not concern my rage so much, As this foul murder of thy fame. Vald. 'Tis truth : and I confirm't with pride. Parad. Oh, oh ! these are the Mandrake's groans, fatal ! For whoso hears them straight encounters death. Now smile, sweet heaven, since thus I but return Her o^vn justice. For my adulterous act She takes my life, and shall I let that bold Adulteress live 1 [Stahs her loith's poniard. Vald. Oh, oh ! Hold, hold ! leave me a little breath To use in praj^er. Parad. I am not fraught with devil's spleen ; I would Not hurt thy soul. Here solitary sit. Whilst I send up an humble sacrifice. That shall bespeak a pardon for thy crime, Ere thou arrive near heaven. [Puts her in a chair. Vald. Dare you trust my last Avords 1 Parad. speak, ere thou dost catch an ever- lasting cold. And shalt be heard no more. Vald. I am not false unto your bed : I ne'er In act, nor guilty thought, did violate My maiTiage vows. Parad. Art thou not a whore 1 Vald. No vestal that preserved with quickning oil The sacred flame, was in her chastity More cold, more timorous than I : nor are ALBOVINE, 87 You poisoii'd. Parad. Hah ! was not that a mixture of distill'd Venom, which I drank 1 Vald. 'Twas healthful, as the blood of grapes to age, And all your faculties do still preserve Their wonted harmony. Parad. Sweet spirit, do not riddle thus with heaven, Nor sport thy soul away. Why didst accuse Thyself of stern murder, and pernicious lust ; Yet art thus clear from both 1 Vald. 'Twas to enrage your violence, with hoj)e To make you soon my executioner. For, hearing you were false, I found no joy In life : your hand hath seal'd my wishes. Parad. New arts t'increase my wonder : I'm o'erreach'd, Where I thought my nature was most skilful ! E'en in love ! stay ; had not distraction Seiz'd my memory, I should at first have told you The mistake, by which the sinful queen And Hermegild betray 'd my chaste honour. Vald. Nam'd you Hermegild, guilty of that sin 1 He's then a horrid hypocrite ; he did Entice me by a poisonous practice to Contrive your death, but found my nature loyal. Parad. New wonders still ! Vald. I feel the frozen hand of death. Oh ! oh ! oh ! Parad. Valdaura ! bride ! noble girl ! Vald. Mercy, mercy ! [She dies. Parad. Already turn'd a ghost ! There's a rare music Now in heaven, since thou art gone t'increase The sacred choir. I may behold thee in The purple sky, mixed there with other stars, 88 ALBOVINE. But never on this soil again. Be tliis Thy tomb awhile. The curtains softly drawn Hermegild treacherous 1 with poison too ] That was her word. 'Tis fit I seem t'have drunk The medicine up. Good ! the rough young soldier May spy at last these spirits of the Court, That walk in artificial clouds : or if Their high conceptions soar above my reach, Yet they have mortal hearts ; such as our own Country steel may with feeble motion prick, Prick till they groan : for I have now decreed, Whom my dull sense cannot subdue, shall bleed. [Exit. Act the Fifth. — Scene Fiest. Enter Hermegild, Thesina, Paradine, Rhodolinda. Thes. Shall I belie my own silence 1 Herm. Be sudden in your speech, confirm my words : Then dispose e'en of my wealth and person. I will consent to matrimony ; make Any use of this new interest. Thes. Sir, you'll forget my merit in this danger ] Herm. Never. My lord, I have discover'd all. See, how aguish her guilt hath made her. How she trembles like a frosty Russian On a hill. Nay, lady, ne'er scatter thus Your wild looks. Confess the truth, and you'll gain Mercy. Valdaura (whose soul heaven keep From purging fires) hath told her Lord ; the king Knows of his wanton stealth with our good queen. You were the instrument that betray'd him To th' mistake, and whose secrecy to doubt ALBOVINE. 89 But yours, our reason cannot yet inform us. Thes. Thus kneeling, I confess Avith penitence, 'Twas I reveal'd it to the king. Ehod. Tear forth her eyes, and let her then grope out Her way to hell — Herm. Stay, dear madam ! Ehod. Paradine is poison'd, who knows, but she Doth amply share in that guilt too 1 Herm. At my humhle suit constrain your fury ! We shall discover all. My noble Lord, It is a grief that will deprive mj^ life Of many years, to think I'm held by your Suspect, an agent in that practice. Parad. I have revealed the evidence. That doth persuade my creed. Herm. What, lady, do you know of this ] Speak with Courage. I am your safety. Thes. I saw the king reach to Valdaura's hand A poisonous vial, and, with religious hints, Taught her to mix it in her husband's draught. Parad. Hah ! Herm. Persist in my instructions 1 [Aside. Thes. 'Twas that night when he enjoyed her person — Parad. Enjoyed her ! how 1 Thes. As you enjoyed the queen. Parad. Heaven ! will these miracles ne'er cease 1 Rhod. I shall convert to stone ! Herm. Now retire, Thesina, till I have begg'd Your free restorement to the queen's mercy. Thes. My lord, you'll not forget your kind promise Of matrimony. 90 ALBOVINE. Hekm. I've nought else to trouble my remem- brance. Away, away ! [Bxit Thesina Ehod. What did remain suspense is here con- firm'd : My forehead feels as rugged now as his. Herm. Now, Sir, y'have heard such real circum- stance, As needs must settle your belief, and free My heart from your unkind dislike. Parad. Valdaura's damn'd ! she howls so loud that she Disturbs all hell ! O perjur'd whore ! Ehod. Now Paradine ! Instruct thyself with thoughts. Is't evident he ever could affect Thy person with sincere dotage, yet thus Betray thy strength in thy fort ; where thy Honour still stood sentinel 1 Herm. I have other motives to teach you doubt His loyalty in love. Which my fond heart Cannot conceal, though 't would advantage much My own profit. He hath of late hung thus Upon my neck ; until his amorous weight Became my burden : and then lay slabbering o'er My lips, like some rheumatic babe. This sport My serious brain abhor'd. 'Twas my wonder (Since you are called his minion) he could ere Affect my look. I that am like coughing Winter, old and froward ; you the darling Of the lusty spring.* Ehod. Speak ! is that bag, that should contain thy gall Shrunk up 1 hast thou nothing bitter in thee 1 Thou art far, far more opportunely stor'd * This evidently refers to the practice of James I., who w;is accustomed to use his favourites after a similar fashion. ALBOVINE. 91 With time and place for thy revenge, than we. I'th' middle age of day, Avhen the bright sun Most powerfully doth warm the world ; in thy Secret closet he takes his iisual sleep, Go, drill his heart ! and make the couch whereon He lyes his easy monument. Herm. And then enjoy a queen, with all that doth Belong to her achievement, or her birth. As for my services, they merit no Reward. I know my own creation much Unfit for Court affairs. If you but wrap Me in a shirt of hair, then seat me in A dark and gloomy cell, where I may tumble o'er Some deep voluminous Rabbin, you make Me safe and happy. Rhod. Do't, Paradine ! and fame no trumpet then Shall need to speak thy praise. Thy country will Afford thee power to sanctify the chief O'th'days within our kalender. Herm. And to thy memory high statues build, 'Bout which our noblest virgins once a year Shall dance in circles, and sing, until they make The marble move, like to those loose quarries,* Which o'erheard Orpheus and his harp. Or if These cannot inspire heroic fury. Yet argue thus ; you knew his bed, but by Mistake ; which was our guilt not yours ; and for Our country's benefit contriv'd. But he Defiled your sheets in the salt pride of lust. Horror ! this would incense the temperate dove ; Turn all his moisture into gall ; teach him To wear spurs on his heels, and make him fierce In duel as a British cock. * " He, like Amphion, makes those quarries leap Into fair figures from a confus'd heap." Wo.lkr. 92 ALBOVINE. Parad. Fire ! fire ! and warm blood ! [Exit. Herm. Follow, follow him, my dear sovereign ! Add new heat unto his rage. And d'ye hear ! Since he is poison'd, 'twere most fit some learn'd Physician did endeavour to secure His health. Ehod. I heard him say, he is already furnish'd With a powerful med'cine. Herm. Should you now forget your royal promise, I lose all my industrious merit, And remain a sacrifice to love. Khod. Dost thou groAv jealous 1 Herm. Valdaura now is sever'd from her soul : And Paradine is abler in delights Of youth, more moist and amorous than I. Rhod. Away, fool ! I seal thy safety with my lip. [^xit. Herm. Thus nurses hush their froward babes asleep. Shortly she'll present me with a coral club, A whistle strung with Ijells. These female arts Can ne'er my dark authentic practice cheat. Paradine must die ! So I still secure My hopes. When that sad hour arrives, Wherein the poisonous draught must work, No charmed med'cine can resist its strength. I hug my genius ! 'Twas a subtle reach To tell him that the king hath horn'd his brow : For that will more incense his wrath, and aggravate The queen's revenge. The weight I bear, doth make My motion slow ; slow as the snail I tread. Who travels with his tenement on's head. [Exit. ALBOVINE. 93 Enter Grimold in new clothes, Gondibert, VOLLTERRI. GOND. The king has paid him all's arrears. VoLLT. 'Twas by Thesina's suit to Hermegild : The snake has cast his skin too, now. Grim. Sir, 'tis a poor snake that cannot cast His skin once in a summer. Enter Cunymond, Conrade, Frollo. CuN. 'Slight, here's Grimold ! didst not thou say- he was dead 1 Conrad. But I have heard since, his ghost walks. Froll. Look ! 't has found the hidden treasure then, which Made it walk ; for the ghost hath bought itself New clothes. Grim. Nay, nay, stay, gentlemen ! let us forget Old quarrels, then end our new acciuaintance. We are for the country now. I'll but tell ye A few of your faults, and leave th' amendment To your own leisures; but you all think Y'are wiser than I. CuNY. We should abuse our judgments else. Grim. Mark, this is a new Court-thrift : when you are Loth to maintain flatterers you publish Yourselves with your own praise. Lay your fingers Here — Not a word, lest I return ye a blow. I know ye cannot speak without a compliment. VoLLT. They use it in their prayers, they. GoND. Cunpnond, in one single compliment So much wasted his lungs, that I was fain 94 ALBOVINE. To call for aqua vitce to recover his breath. Grim. I've heard you have transported from Paris The geometrical cringe, and the art Of mxmbering the hairs upon your chins. VOLLT. And of starching your beards. GoND. Yes, and of perfuming your very shadows. Grim. And they say it is your custom to sleep In pomatum masks. VoLLT. And that you paint your pretty vis'gno- mies. Grim. Yes, and colour them so red, that you seem To blush more than the sign of the King's-head Before a country Inn. GoND. Y'abuse Astrology too ; for you clip Black taffeta into stars ; and for a foil To your beauty, fix 'em in several regions Of your face. Grim. Which makes it look like the picture of Doomsday, \Vhen all the planets are darkened. VoLLT. Nay, nay, stay awhile ! Grim. Leave off your jigging motion when you mix Yourselves in a salute; your bodies seem To dance upon your knees. You pinion up Your elbows thus, — like pullets trust upon A spit ; then wreath your hams in thus, and move With a discreet leisure, as if you meant To number all the pebbles in the street. And then you fleer as if y' had wash'd your gums In vinegar. This you admire for gesture Of the newest fashion. I say, 'tis scurvy ! For he that greets a lady so, does look Like a soap-boiler upon a close-stool. ALBOVINE. 95 VoLLT. If you will take pliysic for your soul's health, Retu'e into that part of the kingdom Which lies farthest from France. GoND. He counsels well ; for the French air hath made Many of our gentry drunk. Grim. And now move hence; but with your lips sew'd up, For fear of a compliment. You two .shall straight Take horse with me, and be billeted in My quarter. Stay, gentlemen ! one word more : This is a hot climate; when you must needs Marry to increase your tribe, your best way Is to go a wooing in the city; For certain rich widows there love Court fools, And use to play with their baubles. Farewell! [Exeunt omnes. A canopy is drawn, the king is discovered sleeping over papers. Enter Paradine with his sirord drawn. Parad. To make him bleed, and leave his arteries Where the delighted spirits walk, shrunk up * Until they curl with heat. The wither'd frame Straight to convert to dust; then th'umerous * wind To fan it o'er the world. Speak, just heaven ! Is this fit usage for a king 1 Cassius Was rash ; perhaps to gain noise at's funeral, Or in's Elysian fields; beneath a i)leasant hedge To tell some prattling ghost what he had done. Hah ! but Brutus, noble Brutus ! the pride Of Arts and War ! so temperate, his soul Was more harmonious than the spheres. Instruct, Heroic lord, thy young pupil ! AVhy did The mighty Caisar fall by thy cold wrath? All silent as the night ! He sleeps : before * Qy. "uberous," fruitful ? 96 ALBOVINE. Him, too, those papers that concern my house Affairs, and my official rule in State. Here he comments on my letters ! here with Thrifty documents limits my expense. Can this indulgent care be counterfeit? And merely carry a pretence of love? He made My wife a black adulteress. horror! Yet who knows but 'twas rather his revenge Than lust ; a furious riot, after that He knew I whor'd his queen. [Re blinds his own face with a scarf, sheaths his sword, and then kneels. Sir! My lord the king! Sir! Alb. Ha ! Paradine ! What witty emblem's this 1 The more to certify thy love dost thou Aj)pear blind % Parab. 0, sir, do not mock my penitence, nor seem Thus to disguise the knowledge of that crime. Which hath defil'd my modest blood, and makes Me now asham'd t' encounter with your eyes. Alb. He is drunk ! maudlin drunk ! Parad. Sir, I could creep alive into my tomb, And mix society with ghosts, Avhilst I Have yet warm motion left, could I biit hide My guilt from your persj^icuous sight. Alb. By heaven ! drunk with cider or thin beer ; That looks like the urine of a babe. I'm sure The Corsick grape infuseth no such whining passion. Parad. Those immaterial powers, that see the thoughts of men AVhen growing in their hearts, can witness I Abus'd your royal bed, but by a dire Mistake. Alb. Hah! Parad. Your black adulterous queen betray'd Me to her lust by wicked aits. ALEOVINE. 97 Alb. This is a sober passion, but implies Something that is liorrid. Parad. Had not heroic war taught me t' affect No rage, but noble ; she and Hermegild Had entic'd me now to lengthen this your sleep Until the day of general accounts. Alb. Suspect must now be rash. Make your fixce known! [Snatches off his scarf. He blushes like a bride, whom, through her thin Curtains, the peejiing sun beholds in soft Skirmish Avith her lord. I must counterfeit And seem to know all. Paradine, 'twas far From my conjecture, that a heart so much Oblig'd unto my love as thine, should wrong My honour in a sense, which, but to mould In words, would teach my tongue to stammer. And deafen all that hear it. Parad. Thunder and sulphurous fire snatch my cold limbs From this dull earth. Sir, Avhilst my soul affords Me reason, and can direct me unto whom My true allegiance is a debt, — kill me! When I am mad I shall forget all duty. And refuse t' obey your royal charter. Thurst your good sword home till my heart shall kiss Your hilts. Are you so slow in justice? Think How, by a dark mistake, I whor'd your queen — Whor'd your queen 1 prodigious phrase ! Alb. Howl, meagre wolves and empty tigers ! Let the hoarse Thracian bull bellow till he rend his throat ; And the hot mountain-lion roar until Their clamour wake the dead ! The resurrection Is too long delay 'd, since we want horror To celebrate this news. Good! I have now Decreed it. Draw thy bright weapon ! — Parad. For wliat dire nsel 98 ALBOVINE. Alb. That we may meet in single battle here, And struggle till we Avant our souls. Parad. Though this high enticement charms my blood, like The music of the drum ; yet my remembrance Calls you king — my royal master. 1 would Not join rebellion and ingratitude To the prolix number of my sins. Alb. O fond, indulgent boy! I mourn at this Decay of thy humanity and sense. Does it become my great being and my Glorious name in story, to offend Without resistance 1 Draw ! and be nimble In thy motion. Parad. I dare not so disgrace my religion, And my love. Alb. 'Tis time that I were dead, for I shall else Outlive my chief prerogative. I have Forgot how to command. Unsheath thy sword ! Or this breach of duty shall teach me think I ne'er enjoyed thy real love, and 'twas Not a mistake, that usher'd thee to sin between My sheets, but a considerate lust. Parad, No provocation like to this could tempt A danger from my arm. IHe draics. Alb. Why dost thou dally thus with feeble motion ? Bear up, and use more violence ! Parad. Some surgery from heaven! Are you hurt, sirl You willingly oppos'd your breast against My steel, and never sought t' endanger me With yours. Alb. Th'ast perform'd what my wish did pro- phecy ; I'm prick'd here, about the heart, and my veins ALBOVINE. 99 Grow empty. Parad. Then glorious war, and all proud cir- cumstance That gives a soldier noise, for evermore fare- well! [Falling on his sicord. Alb. Hold, Paradine I 'Tis my last suit, that thou survive To minister a just revenge on those Whom I proscribe. Help my quivering limbs, And seat me in the chair. Parad. Shall posterity read it in story, And believe ; a prince that doth deserve to be The first i' tli' list of those that gather'd noise In war, can be thus covetous t' expire In silence dark 1 Fall on my fatal point, And yet command that I survive the tragedy ] Alb. 'Twere in me an affectation trivial To cherish life, now Rhodolinda's false. For should I still preserve my soul in flesh, I know my mercy is so fond to her, I should forgive her all ; and wert thou dead, My hope were then depriv'd of future justice. Live to revenge her falsehood, I know thy heart So sincere and noble, that I suspect not thee A sharer in her guilt. When thou Didst first confess the adulterous crime, join'd Avith Thy own mistake, through Hermegild's deep art. My faith conceiv'd the truth ; for thy nature Is much too blunt and creduh)us for court. Parad. Should I but speak each cunning cir- cumstance Alb. Contain thy breath ! To hear that told Avould make My soul wander in my last journey. 'Till thy relation brought it to my ear, I never knew her false. 100 ALBOVINE. Parad. Still my amazement doth increase ! Were you Not told of this before ] Alb. My knowledge only learnt it of thy tongne. Parad. Stay ! Nor with Valdaura you did ne'er project My death by poison 1 Alb. Never. Parad. Yet one reply, then make my joy ex- ceed My wonder. Did you never in my bed Commit a lustful stealth 1 Alb. Angels in that are not more free from guilt. Parad. What potter made this earthly skull? Pardon, Dear Valdaura, my dull suspect ! Sing out Thy hymns in heaven ; and never listen more To my fond speech ; for they have made me mad ! Alb. I cannot gripe the air. Mark, how it steals Through all my knotty fingers ! Parad. Extacy! Alb. Now my last and short[est] minute is arriv'd ; I do resign my crown. Parad. To whom, sir 1 Alb. To him I hate. But be thou sure he wear It not 'till near his death ; for it's a happiness To live enthron'd, but 'tis not safe to die A king. Parad. He doth pervert my sense. Alb. Let the drum cease ! I'll have no more battles. He, that to waste his trivial rage, doth fight A battle, rides a hawking with the devil. Parad. Mad as the northern wind ! Alb. He sends a thousand drinking animals ALBOVINE. 101 To take their flight i'th' air, whilst little black Devils — d'ye not see 'em ? — they look like ravens. Mark how they prey on those immortal fowl, And plume 'em in their talons ! I do not like This falconr}' : it is too sad a game For sinners Oh ! oh ! oh ! [Bies^ Parad. There died the noblest trophy of our war ! The Lombards now have lost their victory. So hardy of creation, his heart-strings Were as cordage, tough ; crack'd like a cable When the freighted l)ark starts from the anchor. All that are nurs'd in war shall mourn for thee. Our ensigns now we will of cypress make. [Knocking: Hah ! It is the -wind that Avhispers ! He must Be hid. I'm sure this noise can never wake him. He puts him behind the arras, [then] opens the door. Enter Khodolinda. 0, are ye come 1 Ehod. Thou hast a wild aspect ! Is it done ] Parad. He has paid for his Avarfage already, And is now entering Charon's boat. Rhod. Th'art precious as my soul ! [He opes the arras. Parad. There's the old face ! Rhod. He looks like a pale country virgin That longed to eat mortar.* Our chief design Is finish'd : but thou must add one knot more T'oblige my gratitude, and then we shall Triumph with safety. Hermegild must die ! He knows too much. Parad. It is as if the Parcse spoke. If there Be any other whom your envy, or Your hate would have dismiss'd the world, make him * " I pine and grow faint, and refuse all my meat, And nothing but chalk, lime, or oatmeal can eat :" &c. 1^01)1/ in ,^lw.dti(U'f JZ/Vt. 102 ALBOVINE. But known, and he is numb'red with the dead. Rhod. Dear Paradine, 1 sure shall ravish thee, My appetite is grown so fierce. Let me Begin with thy moist lip Parad. Let's to't like monkeys, or the reeking goat. [PnJIs her to kiss him in the chair. Rhod. Oh! oh! oh! help! help! [Both are bloody about their mouths. Parad. Cease your loud clamour. Royal whore ! Rhod. Thou didst eat my lips. Parad. Thy flesh is sour, musty ; more tainted than A carrion in a phlegmatic ditch ; for else, Like th' Anthropophagus, I had devour'd thee up. This made Valdaura bleed, and must let forth Thy swarthy* soul. [Stabs her with his jjoniard. Rhod. Oh! oh! oh! Parad. For Albovine my royal master, this ! And this to pacify Valdaura's ghost ! Rhod. Oh! oh! oh! _ Parad. So hard and stoney is thy heart, that it Reverts the point of my bright steel. Rhod. Mercy, heaven ! [She dies. Parad. Since thou hast receiv'd my justice, I wish Thee mercy too. [KmchiiKj. Hermegild. {within). My Lord! Parad. 'Tis Hermegild ! Now I shall end my chief Discovery. What a full sepulchre is this ! [Carries her in. Now I must practice my disguise. [Knocldng again.] Revert the spring twice and you may enter. [Counterfeits a sick voice, sitting. * " Lep'rous." Folio. ALBOVINE. 103 Enter Hermegild, Tiiesina. Tpies. My Lord, I have lost my honour in your service. You may chuse one that shall affect you worse. Herm. Lady, this is no time to woo : but D'ye tliink I'm so profane to violate My vow? Nimbly depart. I do conjure Your absence with this kiss. Thes. If you should prove false 1 [Exit Thesina. Herm. 'Slight, these wenches at Fifteen are as riotous as elei)liauts. Marry a court kitten ! Thei'c he sits ! Hah, sick ! My sweet lord,. how thrives your health'? D'your pulses Still preserve their temp' rate music 1 Have you Effected yet our great business 1 Parad. The king is dead ! That sanguine in- strument Did set his soul at liberty. Herm. The laurel, myrtle, and the bay shall still Cold and naked stand before the winter's Frosty breath ; still strip their boughs, to make Your head triumphant wreathes. Where is the queen 1 Methinks, my lord, your body and your mind Seem much disturb'd. Parad. Oh, oh! The poison works. Herm. Alas, my sweet dear lord! (precious med'cine !) He cannot possibly survive the next Minute. Does it destroy your strength 1 Parad. Oh, oh ! It scorches all my entrails up ; As if like Porcia I had swallowed coals. I spit scum, such as o'er th' hot cauldron boils. 101 ALBUVINE. Herm. And are you fastened in the chair with weakness 1 Parad. I cannot rise. A stiff convulsion in My sinews fetters all my limbs. Herm. Hah, hah, ha ! Parad. heaven! Will you permit him laugh 1 ■ Herm. I know th' ingredients of thy poisonous draught. 'Twas I that gave it to thy wife. 'Twas I Did counsel her to mingle't in thy wine, When thou wert hot, and all thy pores open As thy mouth. Parad. Oh, oh, oh ! Herm. Do, groan, till thou raise an echo in this Square roof, Ere long thy ribs wall start from thy Loose chine, thy lank belly swell into a hill. Parad. horror, horror! Is heaven asleep? Herm. The king ne'er knew of thy adult'rous crime. 'Twas I told it to Valdaura and made her think. Thy guilt proceeded not from a mistake. But from thy wilful lust. I've strung Thy nostril with a spinner's thread, so led Thee through subtle labyi-inths, t'involve Thy senses ; and now I triumph o'er thy fate. This is Italian spleen. Parad. Had I but streiigth to actuate my revenge ! Herm. Good, dull soldier, why didst thou leave the camp, Thy rusty morion there, thy batter'd corselet, And thy shiver'd lance, t' amble here at court In slippery silks ; to walk in cloudy mists Of perfum'd air 1 'Tis I have shak'd thy brains That heretofore were thick as curds, into A pale, thin whey. ALBOVINE. ] (t5 Pakad. Diiiw near, and let me then but kill tliee. Herm. Troth, thou art so feeble now, that were I killVl By thee, I scarce should think that I were dead. [ParacUne rises, and snatches Hermegild's siconl from Jus side. Parad. No! That shall arrive unto the test. Dog ! grim As th' angry fiend, that must devour thy soul ! I am not poison'd Herm. Hah ! Does he counterfeit 1 Parad. See here! what abject ruins thou hast made 0' the noblest structures in the world. [He draws the arras, and discovers Alhovine, Rhodolinda, Valdaura, dead in chairs. Herm. The queen there too ! O trivial arts, with my Own mine I've blown myself e'en into dust. P^RAD. I will now see, if thou canst bleed like things mortal. Herm., Deprived of my defence! If th'ast a soul, Great as thy fame, restore my sword. Parad. Thou bark'st against the moon 1 I will requite Thy own tyrannous scorn. That destiny Was just, that thus betray'd thee to my mii-th. There, Stygian dog ! , . \1Vounds him. Herm. Oh, oh ! Whilst I have warmth, I'll move with violence. Parad. Where now are all the sul>tle trophies of Thy brain 1 Plots dark as hell! Projections grim!. Such as threat'ned nature, and seem'd to fright The genius of the world. Now, now prevent These dire salutes — Herm. Return mv sAvr»rd. then manage steeples like ' 106 ALBOVINE. To pikes : yet, I'll affront thy fury. PaRjVD. Hardy as the Scythians' race, I greet thy heart ! Herm. I stagger, and am drunk with my own blood ! Parad, Take my last anger, and good night ! Herm. Oh, oh ! Thou hast stuck needles in my heart ! [Falh. Parad. Now I do swell with horror and stern rage : I will distract the whole world. Fire ! fire ! fire ! ]\Iurder, treason, and incestuous rapes ! Fire ! fire ! [Exit. Herm. I spy a white soul hovering in the air! One when corporeal was sure Some humble hermit here on earth. He's acquainted with the way to heaven : Should mine take flight alone, I fear 'Twould stray! Hoa! you, you that ascend the spheres ! We sinners still seem hoarse to angels' ears. What, hoa ! He turns not yet : who knows but he Still liv'd in low valleys, built his mansion In some ag'd wall 1 but my path ever lay On hills, where the good patriarchs never trod. Vain arts ! Ambition in all sacred schools Is held the sin of heathens, and of fools, [He dies. Filter Paradine, Go\t;rnor, Cunymond, CoNRADE, Frollo, the Guard, &c. GovER. dire and tragic sight ! The king, the queen, And fair Valdaura slain ! Parad. Here's another object fit for wonder, Though not for pity. [Spurns HeriaegUd. GovER. Hah! He dead too? Whence should these sorrows flow ? ALBOVINE. 107 Lay hold on Paradine. Pakad. All, stay ! I'll bore his haggard soul that strives With saucy strength to captivate my limbs : Hark ! The big drum recovers breath, and speaks : March on ! The scatter'd foe retires, and all The glorious horse are slain. I am magnanimous And high ! 0, ye unkind false stars ! Ye mock Poor Paradine ! A few clean tears to wash My sins away, and I am seen no more. GoVER. Seize on him, on forfeit of your lives. Pakad. Their lives are forfeited to me. [He fights with the Guard. They icound and disarm him. Here, here, it gall'd my very heart ! — GoVER. Convey him gently in, and use all help Of surgery to stop his wounds ; for from His mouth we must receive the knowledge of These fatal deeds. Some give th' alarum to The ports. You Signors, lead to th' citadel ; Where we'll proclaim Albovine's young issue, By's former wife, to be his lawful heir. Wild fancy may project things strange and new : But time records no tale so sad and true. THE CRUEL BROTHER. TheCruell Brother . A Tr'agech/. As it loas presented, at the priuate House, in the lilacl'e-Fryers : By His Majesties Servants. London, Imprinted by A. M. for John Waterson., and are to he solde at the signe of the Crowne in PauVs Clmrch-yard. 1630. Small 4to. The Cruel Brother. A Tragedy. In the collected edition of the works of Sir Win. D'avcnant. Folio. Land. 1673. Extreme liherties have again been tai.en hy tlie Editor of tlie folio edition, with the original text of this a(hnir- able tragedy. Several of the most poetic passages have ruthlessly been expunged, and without any definite or intelligible reason. The "Cruel Brother," as gdven to the i)ublic in 1();U), and now reprinted, will, in point of plot and composition, bear favourable comparison with any work of Ford, or other of the contemporary dra- matic poets. During the Second Act, in a dialogue between the Duke and Foreste, the allusions to the state of France and of England at the date of the play are significant. "The French," observes the Duke, "have fiery nimble spirits." To which Foreste replies: — "They have Spirits ; but they all are useless made By froward and afFectate violence. * * * 'Tis a giddy nation ; And never serious but in trifles." Anon the Duke says : — " They now are fully ripe ; they reach The height and top of mortal faculties. Nature in them doth stand upon the verge Of her own youth. The English want Three hundred years of that perfection. And as the moon ne'er changes but i' th' fuU Even so the mighty nations of the Earth, Change in their greatest glory." This nation is now within sixty years of the three cen- turies so prophetically awarded to it; and from the aspect affairs have progressively assumed, the Poet may pro- bably be found to be not so very far out of his reckoning. There can be little doubt that the character of Cas- truccio is in tlie earlier portion of the play meant for George Wither, whose satirical vein was the cause of his incarceration in the Alarshalsea prison. lie was a Puritan, and held a captain's commission in the Com- monwealth during the time of the Great Kebellion. His work entitled "Abuses stript and whipt," to which allu- 112 THE CRUEL BROTHER. sion is made in the scene between Castruccio, Cosimo, and Dorido in the Second Act, originally appeared in the year 1613, and ran through several editions, tlie last of which is dated twenty years later, and is included in his Juvenilia, being " a collection of those poems which were heretofore imprinted and written by George Wither. London, Printed for Eobert Allott, at the Beare in Paulea Church Yard, 1633." His death occurred in 1666. Davenant was not the only Poet of the day who brought Wither before the public, for in the last masque per- formed prior to the death of King James the First, written by Ben Jonson, not only are the "abuses stript and whipt" referred to, but the Laureate himself appeared upon the stage, and gave a personal representation of him, successfully imitating his style of writing, and his man- ner of si^eakiug. " The Shepherd's Hunting," which is considered to be Wither's best work, was written in prison. The present play is dedicated to Sir Richard Weston, of whom we have this account : — Sir Richard AYeston obtained, through the influence of the Duke of Buckingham, the appointment of Lord High Treasurer, an office which gave him precedency after the Archbishop of Canterbury ; and the Lord High Chancellor Clarendon says : "he was a gentleman of a very ancient extraction by father and mother. His education had been very good among books and men. After some years' study of the law in the Middle Temple lie travelled into foreign parts, and at an age fit to make observations and reflections ; out of which, that which is commonly called experience is constituted. After this he betook himself to the Court, and lived there some years ; at that distance, and with that awe as was agreeable to the modesty of the age, when men were seen some time before they were known ; and well known before they were preferred, or durst pretend to it."* His retention of ollice was at its commencement some- what doubtful, as it was believed that he had given oifence to his patron, who would not have scrupled to put him aside if such had been his pleasure ; but the assassination of the great favourite, by Felton in 1628, placed him * ClarciKlnn, \(il. I., p. 85. Oxford, ]82(!, 8vn, THE CRUEL BKOTllEK. ] 13 firmly in his scat, for Weston, who had boon created a baron tlie same year, so thoroughly ingratiated himself with his royal master, that he not only remained trea- surer until his death, but was elevated to the Earldom of Portland in 1G;52. The treasurer did not take the murder of the un- popular duke much to heart, as is sulficiently proved by an anecdote preserved in a letter, dated 1st November 1628, from the Rev. Joseph Mead to Sir Martin Stute- ville: — "My lord of Arundel is grown into gi-eat grace with the king, and hath resumed his lodging in White- hall ; but my Lord Treasurer is Doiminis factotum, unto whom, the residue they say, are but ciphers. He diverted the king from that sumptuous funeral for the Duke, by telling him it would be but the show of an hour ; but if his Majesty would do him true honour, let him erect a monument for him to remain to all ])osterity, whicli would not cost half so much. But after the Duke's burial, when the king put my Lord Trccosurer in mind of his own project, and would needs have it pre- sently go on, 'i would be loth,' quoth my Lord Trea- surer, ' to tell your Majesty what the world would say, not only here, but all Christendom over, if you should erect a monument for the Duke before you set up one for King James your father.' "* The same writer, 19th Sept. 1C28, in another communi- cation to the same friend, says : " Notwithstanding that on yesterday was sennight, all the heralds were consult- ing with my Lord Treasurer to project as great a funeral for the Duke as ever any subject of England ; neverthe- less, the last night at ten of the clock, his funeral was solemnized in as poor and as confused a manner as hath been seen : marching from Wallingford House, over against Whitehall, to Westminster Abbey, there being not much above a hundred mourners, who attended ui)on an empty coffin, borne upon six men's shouldei-s ; the Duke's corpse itself being there interred yesterday, as if it had been doubted, the people in their madness might have surprized it.t But, to prevent all disorders, the * Couit iiiul Times of Charles I., vol. 1st., p. 419. Lon. 1848. t lOiJ., !>. 399. H 114 THE CRUEL BROTHER. train-bands kept a guard on both sides of the way, all along from Wallingford House to Westminster Church, beating up their driuns loud, and carrying their pikes and miiskets upon their shoulders, as in a march, not trailing them at their heels, as is usual in mourning. As soon as the coffin was entered the chiu-ch, they came all away without giving a volley of shot at all ; and this was the obscure catastrophe of that great man." Weston was evidently a man of ability, but profuse in his expenditure, selfish, and imprincipled. Clarendon has an amusing story of his rapacity and its conse- quences. Sometime after the assassination of Bucking- ham, who had previously received warnings that his life was in danger, a vacancy occurred amongst the six clerks in the ofiice of Sir JuUvis Csesar, who was master of the rolls, and to whom the right of patronage belonged absolutely. My I^ord Treasurer, always on the look-out for plunder, got the king to solicit the appointment from Sir Juhus, who had intended to give it to one of his own sons. It is not easy to refuse a king, and the nomination was transferred by his Majesty to his Dominus Factotum, as Mead calls him, who instantly sold it to one of his minions for six thousand pounds. It hap- pened that the Earl of TuUibardine, who was allied to the Csesars, having heard of tliis transaction, and the promise that young Caesar was to have an equivalent, took occasion to remind Weston on the subject, who pleaded forgetfulness, adding, "if he would give him a little note in writing, he would have it despatched to the king that afternoon." The Earl wrote down on a slip of paper these two words — " Eemember Cfesar," which the treasirrer put into a little " pocket in which he kept all bis memorials first to be transacted," Day after day passed away ; the " little " paper re- mained securely in the pocket of my lord. TuUibardine did not visit the forgetful treasurer for some time. The pajjer was lost sight of, when one day the servitor, who took care of his lordship's clothes, having occasion to furnish him with a change of raiment, found it in the " little pocket," and instantly j)laced it before his master, who was struck with horror as he beheld the mysterious words, " Remember Csesar." The recent murder of liis THE CRUEL BIlOTll Ell. 115 patron, the givat and unpopular favourite, aud the pre- vious warnings given to liini, at once Hashed on liis memory. He sent for sucli friends as he believed he could depend on. They came, and, remembering the fate of the Roman Cfesar, advised liim to shut him- self up in his own house, keep the gates closed, and not aflmit, upon any pretence whatever, any persons but those of " undoubted affections." In this unenviable state of mind the affrighted jobber remained a prisoner in his own house for some time, dreading daily assassination. At last the Earl of Tulli- bardine called aud was admitted to his presence, and his first inquiry was, " had he remembered Csesar? " This at once dispelled the delusion, and relieved him from his very inconvenient but well-merited confinement. Claren- don does not inform his readers whether Caesar ivas "re- membered," but it is not unlikely that the ridicule wliich must have attached to Weston, had there been any public exposure, would do more for the young man in the way of obtaining an appointment, than all the solici- tations of the Scotish nobleman. The Treasurer had his debts twice paid by Charles ; but his extravagance continued until his death, which took place in 1638. His honours expired upon the death of the fourth Earl, which occurred in 1688. Lord Portland had four sons: Hierome or Jerome, Thomas, Nicholas, and Benjamin, Clarendon says that the king's regard for him was extended to his family, and more particularly to Jerome, to whom he gave in marriage " a young beautiful lady nearly allied to his Majesty and to the Crown of Scotland." But all the king's bounties and his own large accessions could not "raise a fortune to his heir," Jerome ; and after " six or eight years spent in external opulency and inward murmur and trouble that it was not greater; after vast sums of money and great wealth gotten, and rather consumed than enjoyed, without any sense or delight in so great pros- perity, with the agony that it was no greater, he died unlamented by any ; bitterly mentioned by most who never pretended to love him, and severely censured and complained of by those who expected most from him, and deserved best of liim ; and left a numerous family, which 116 THE CRUEL BROTHER. was in a short time worn out, and yet outlived the fortune he left behind him."* The lady Avho became wife of Jerome was Frances Stuart, daughter to Esme Stuart, Duke of Lennox, who was descended from the younger brother of Mat- thew Stuart, Earl of Lennox, the father of Lord Darnley ; and in this way one of the blood-royal. Jerome, the second Earl of Portland died in 1662, leaving a son, who survived him only three years, Avhen ihe succession opened to his uncle Thomas, with wliom the peerage terminated. * Clarendon, vol. i., p. P5 Oxford, 1826, 8vo. TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE LORD WESTON, LORD HIGH TREASURER OF ENGLAND. Mr Lord, — I should do my inclination wrong, to call this the first testimony of ray zeal to your Lordship : For I did never think the wonder or the praise that I have written, just, until I found your Lordship's char- acter in both : and yet the age is grown unworthy to receive such truths ; therefore, some were purposely conceal'd ; and this fit esteem of yo\ir Lordship, is chiefly left to delight Posterity. I could urge the dignity of Dramatick Poems, but that were vainly to direct, rather than woo, an acceptation. Those errors, your Lordship's leisure shall vouchsafe to read in this Tragedy, are its original Crimes, having received no examination since the Birth, and being advised to correct it, by a survey, I said, I had study'd your Lordship, and would not lessen the noble office of your Mercy. This confidence, I hope, shall nothing prejudice Your Lordship's humble Servant, William D^ivennnt. THE PERSONS OF THIS TRAGEDY. The Duke Lucio, FORESTE, Castruchio, COSIMO, DORIDO, Lothario, of Sienna. A Count. Creature to Lucio. A satirical Courtier. A Courtier, and Cousin to Castruchio. A Gentleman, Comjmnion uith both. A frantic young Gallant. ^ [A Rustic, Tenant and Servant to BoRACHio, I ^^^;^^^^..;_ A Monk, A Suitor. A Gentleman, A Suitor. CoRSA, Sister to Foreste, Wife to Lucio. LuiNNA, Wife to Foreste. Duarte, Woman to Corsa. A Boy, u-ho sings. Servants, &c. The Scene : ITALY. THE_CRUEL BROTHER. Actus Primus. — Scena Prima, Enter Foreste and Lucio. Fores. I must not be so rude as to believe That you, my Lord, cau your affections set Upon a maid, so humble in her birth As she you name ; for regard of honour, Do not mock the sister of your servant. Lucio. This way to madness leads : teach not my heart Such modern Heraldry. Let it dispose Of charitable thoughts with natural eyes, Unlimited by customary form, VVliich gain and nicety have made an art. Virtue not blood enno1)les us, and earns Her attribute, without hereditary help From ancestors. O, my dear Foreste ! Thy Sister with such noble wealth is fraught, That to be covetous for her, appears A holy sin. But thou art cruel grown : Thy memory is sick. The old eftects. That witness how I love thy learned soul, Are quite forgot. Fores. Young lord, disclaim that thought ! Here I promulgate you my Patron are ; Yqu found me in estate so poor, so low, That you were fain to stoop to lift me up ; You are the Duke's Creature ! Who dotes by art, 1 20 THE CRUEL BROTHER. Who in his love and kindness, method keeps : He holdeth thus his anns, in fearful care Not to bruise you with his dear embracements. And what is slie whose Virgin blood disdains To quench your lawful fire 1 Or whom the Duke Would not procure to climb your marriage bed Upon her knees 1 And shall I then, Like to the treacherous moon, strive to eclipse The sun that gives me light 1 Shall I coi^sent That she, that tumbled in a womb with me, Shall give your issue birth ] The royal Duke Would thank me for such charity. My Lord, Though you are wise, you are but young. Lucio. Heart of viper ! Sure time hath lost his feathers from his heels. Mark, how slow he goes ! Shall I ne'er be old, That my designs may repute have And credit in the world 1 I do not ask Thy sister for my whore, but for my wife. Forest. Sir, 'tis already join'd unto my creed. For I would eat your heart, should it contrive A way in thought how to cheat my sister Of her pure chastity. I love you so That I with care suppose ; she not deserves To be your wife, and so esteem of her That she is much too good to be your whore. In this new argument I am too bold, You know my duty well. The Duke's abroad Though l3ut the birth of day. Go, Sir ! Enter Duke, Castruchio, DoRroo, Cosmo, Page, and Followers. Duke. My glorious boy, you are too vigilant : The Sun and you do visit me at once. This courtship is not safe. You must not meet Your lover with a rival, glorious As yourself. Forests ! Welcome from Genoa, THE CRUEL r.RoTHER. 121 How fares our brother Cardinal ? Fores. In health ami ease. He bade me tell your Grace, It was a deed of charity to think Him worthy of this same great emplojTnent. And this letter he huml^ly recommends To your perusal. [DiiJce reads the letter to himself. Cast. How can it choose But choke the very soul, and bruise the heart, To think that such a giddy snipe : a fool, That merely lives to disparage Nature, Should creep to this ambitious Government. Still he rules the Kuler. The Duke is ward Unto a page ; whose eyebrows wear more beard Than doth his chin. And there's his instrument, A dark fellow ; that with disguised looks Could cheat an hypocrite, older than time. DoRlD. I've heard a better character of both, Such, as to the young Count, wit, and valour gives : Unto Foreste, — honest spirits. Cast. Eeport is then become a bawd to luck ; Whom Fortune doth enrich. Fame doth flatter. Duke. Sure this tame Priest willmake us cowards. We must a truce confirm Avitli Genoa. Well, be it so. Where now, my noble boy, Shall I occasion find, to testify That you deserve my love, by virtue of your o'wn 1 In sickly times, when war and civil spleen Besiege the heart with treacherous designs, A friend shall find a cause to make him knoAvn, But now in fair weather, I need not ask What hovel's* near? Lucio. In this, I dare discredit fote. They are not so wealthy in affliction : With sorrow so well stor'd ; as could suffice * Hovel : a Canopy. — Hallmell. 122 THE CRUEL BROTH Kl!. To try my sufferance in the behalf Of you my Prince, and still most royal Master. Duke. Dar'st thou then die for me 1 Here ! Make thyself a sacrifice to fame. Take it : and I will be thy chronicler. [Proffers him a naked pony ard. Ltjcio. It Avere, Sir, but ingratitude in me To lessen thus the number sanctified Of your true friends. Be you pleas'd to sheatli it In that same j^art, which you do most abhor. Duke, 0, Lucio ! Thou art my earwig now, Creep'st in my ear to feast upon my brains. When in my private grave I lye enclos'd, More silent than my ruin'd Fame, no tongue Shall pay his tribute to my memory But thine : for thou art likely to survive. Thy years are few, but full of gratitude. — Come ! Hie we to the Park : the sprightful morn Gives motion wings, and liberty to those Whom lameness stakes unto the ground. [Exeunt Duke and train. Cast. Royal dotard ! Like tinder, thou dost waste Thy forced fire, to give another light Whose saucy flame will darken thine. Monstrous ! DoRiD. Why dost thou spend thy gall in secret thus ] A pox upon't ! Turn thoughts to action : Heaven knows I had rather enrich myself. Than envy others wealth. Employ thy brain. Get the Duke's fist to this, and thou shalt share Five hundred croA^Tis. Cast. What is't 1 DoRiD. The old business. Cast. And not yet sign'd? This 'tis to be modest. Had I had reputation in thy creed. It had been done long since. There's my agent. THE f'RUET- r.noTTTKi:. 123 Enter Foreste. Hence and provide me thanks. Save j'on, Signioi' \ Fores. You may Avith charity. Cast. Am I in your remembrance, Sir ? Fores. Signior Castruchio, as I take you. Cast. The" same. Because I never did desire To gain by being troublesome, I lost The dear benefit of the practique part Custom's a suitor's safe encourager. I the Duke have serv'd, since I was able To serve myself. Yet never had the luck To get by it ; and, as the times promise Never shall, unless I imitate the crab. And find my way, as he doth his, backwards. That is, to make petition to the foot That he will please t'instruct, and teach the head When to commiserate my affair. Fores. Signior, I need a comment to your words. Cast. If you will move my Lord, the Count, To get the Duke's fair hand subscribed here ; Then shall I feel my self well understood. Fores. Sir, my abilities are most pregnant When I find I may be profitable To any courtiers just and modest suit. I pray what sense carries the inscription 1 Cast. Only this. Sir. There is an engine made Which spends its strength by force of nimble wheels : For they once screwed up, in their return Will rive an oak ; but with such sul)tle force That motion gives no leisure to impediment. The large and ponderous log is soon consum'd To shavings more transparent than a glass. Of these the skilful, boxes make, scabbards, Sheaths, chests, and molds for children's cibinets. Fores. Trust me an engine of importance great ! 12-1 THE CRUEL BROTHER. But now, what would the engineer himself? Cast. Faith, Signior, nought but a monopoly For all those wares his engine makes. Fores. Keep it. Good Sir, keep it. A monopoly ! Why, Sir, the common-wealth hath been so crush'd. With th' insulting charter of such patents. That now the very word defiles the cause. I had thought you, Signior, would have engag'd My industry. in such a suit as might No way disparage though it did enrich, However not abuse the pul^lic Aveal.* Cast. Very good. Sir. My Lord the Count, your self, His servile instrument, and some others, Of this new faction that now engross All offices, and send your scouts abroad, Intelligencers strict, that bring you home The number and the rate of what yourselves Or others in the dark can put to sale. Nature hath not altered yet : the first And antick method to preserve our breaths. We must eat bread if we intend to live : Which how to get — unless this humble way That you deride — in troth I cannot tell. It makes me mad to think you should expose Us men of heart, + to those fastidious helps That 'scape your own acceptance. Your wide throats That soon will swallow any thing which fills. Although it nourish not. A pox upon you all ! * It had been the custom for a very long time for royalty to grant to favourites and others, "for a consideration," patents for inventions, many of them of a most impracticable kind ; V)ut which were thrust upon the public with such persistence, as to cause a distaste for all patented inventions, however meritorious. See Thomas Heywood's verses upon "Monopolies" at end of this Yoliune. t Art. Folio. THE CRUEL BROTHEll. 125 Fores. I did expect you would begin to rail. Good troubled soul ! I knew you Avell before. You are the only man, whose wealthy muse Doth furnish all the fiddlers in the state With desp'rate ballads, and invective songs. Libels of such weak fancy and composure, That we do all esteem it greater wrong T' have our names extant in such paltry rhyme, Than in the slanderous sense. Cast. Very well. Sir. Fores. You, you must be a satirist forsooth ! Calumniate by instinct and inspiration ; As if just heaven Avould borrow gall of you, Wlierewith to Avrite our faults. strict account ! Your gall, which in the pen so overflows. That still it blots where it inscribes. You imitate the property of dogs, Who bark and snarl most at him they know not ; For else among all those you scandalize Why nam'd you me, almost a stranger to your eye? My ancestors that built no monument For their fames to dwell in, you also bring Into the knowledge of the critic world. Why I could never see thee yet but drunk : Which makes thy verses reel and stagger so. Cast. Come, Sir ! We may exchange one thrust unseen. [TJiey draw, fifjht, close, Fores. flings down Cas. and disarms him. Fores. A pretty Cur ! Dare it bite as well as bark 1 How now. Sir, your mathematical thrusts 1 Then have at ye ! Yield me thy sword, or else thou dy'st. I have no joy to set at liberty A soul so uni)repar'd. And as thou art My enemy, 1 take a full revenge. 126 THE CRUEL BROTHER. By suffering thy corrupted blood to dwell And taint Avithin thy veins. W are discover'd ! Enter a Monk. Take thy sword. Now, get thee home and rail upon 't, Because 'twould fight no better. Cast. Yet we may meet i' the dark. You have a throat, And there are knives in Italy. [Exit Castnichio. Fores. A good day attend my ghostly father ! Doth this your tarriance here discover aught You would with me 1 Monk. Your leisure shall produce my utterance. Son, your fame is of complexion clear, Such as ensnares the virtuous eye, to love And adoration. Such as would procure All the skillful angels suitors to her, And such as serves for my encouragement, For I no letters have from noble friends, Which a requital from themselves invite. By courtship bold and troublesome to others. Nor am I with that wicked metal stor'd, That rules the mighty, and betrays the mind To toil in a design which angers heaven, And makes the devil blush. But yet. Dear Son, I have a suit to thee. Fores. Which I desire to know. Monk. In the ancient convent of St Augustine There is a holy brother lately dead, Whose place if you will but confirm on me By the Duke's letter to the brother-hood,' Then shall I better leisure have to pray For you, my patron. Fores. Alas, my father ! The times are more observant to your tribe. It is the method now, that your deserts THE CRUEL BROTHER. 127 Need not to usher hut succeed reAvard, The treatise, written lately, to confute The desperate sect in Mantua,* calls it you The author 1 Monk. It knows no other. Fores. There your preferment safely taketh root. Believe me, ghostly father, I will chuse The fittest time to work in your behalf. Monk. Heaven prosper your designs. [Exit Monk. Fores. "What throngs of great impediments besiege The virtuous mind ! So thick in multitude They jostle one another as they come. Hath vice a charter got, that none must rise But such, who of the deAil's faction are 1 The way to honour is not evermore The way to Hell ; — a virtuous man may climb. Let the flatterer sell his lies, else-where It is unthrifty merchandize to change My gold for breath. Of all antagonists Most charity I find in envious men. For they do sooner hurt themselves, than hurt * In the year 1627, Vincent de Gonzaga II., Duke of Mantua, died without lawful issue. The succession was claimed by Charles de Nevers in right of Marie, daughter of Francis the X., who, ha\ang no sons, the Dukedom passed to his brother Vincent. Charles, the rightful heir was opposed by the Duke de Guastallo, a cadet of the family of Gonzaga. Nor was this the only contention, for the Dukes of Savoy and Lorraine, respectively, claimed Mounf errat, a valuable portion of the Duchy. The Emperor of Germany, coveting Mantua, took the ini- tiative by asserting a right as overlord or Dominus directus. In this attempt he followed the example of Edward I. of England, whose conduct towards Scotland afforded his Im- perial Majesty an admirable precedent. In 1()30, when Daveuant published the Cruel Brother, the Mantuan struggle had not terminated: indeed, it was not until many ye;u-s aftei-wards that the Imperialists reaped the full benefit of the seeds of strife originally sown by his Imperial Majesty. 128 THE CRUEL BROTHER. Or me, or him, that rais'd me up. An envious man is made of thoughts. To ruminate much doth melt the brain, And make the heart grow lean. Such men as these, That, in opposing, waste their proper strengths, That sacrifice themselves in silly hope, To butcher us ; save revenge a labour, And die to make experiment of Avrath. Let Fame discourse aloud, until she want An antidote. I am not scar'd with noise. Here I dismiss my fears. If I can swell, Unpoison'd by those helps, which heaven forbids^ Fond love of ease shall ne'er my soul dehort :* Maugre all flattery, envy or report. [Exit Foreste. Suitors [withhi]. 0, good your Grace, hear us ! Hear the complaints of us poor men ! hear us ! We are all undone ! Good, your honour, hear us. Enter Duke and Lucio. Duke. Death encounter 'em ! Lucio shut the door ! 'Tis the plague of greatness, the curse Of pomp, that in our darkest privacy we must Ever public be to every man's aff"airs. How now ! All these saucy troops of brawling Suitors, attend on you my glorious boy 1 Lucio. It is theii' humble skill not to arrive Before your Grace, but by an advocate, A Mediator blessed in your eye. Duke. How apt am I to love ! Yet now observe Unkindness in my care, and bitterness In physic. I study how to make thee less That I may make thee more and more my own. Office and dignity are enemies * Dissuade. THE CRUEL BROTHER. 129 To health and ease. Respect grows tedious, Observance trouhlesome where 'tis most due. He, that gives his soul no more employment Than what's her own, may sleep within a drum;'^ While busy hearts that love to undertake Beyond their reach of years, are fain to use Drowsier potions : yet watch the winter night AVith more distinction than the parish clock. Could'st thou resign thy titles and thy cares To make me yet more capable of still Enjoying thee 1 Lucio. My zeal unto myself forl)ids my speech : Since if I make reply to this, I but Disparage duty, and consume my breath. Where sight is young and clear then spectacles Are troublesome, and rather hide than shew The object. The most devout obedience, Which I shall ever owe unto your Grace, Becomes my heart much better than my tongue. Duke. But yet observe, my Lucio, Th'unkind tricks of Nature : how we are fool'd By a religious constancy in love. A Prince's hate doth ruin where it falls : But his affection warmeth where it shines. Until it kindle fire to scorch himself. If we are subject to the sin of Heaven, Too much charity, extremity of love ; Let there be mercy shewn in punishment. Why is the corrupted use of Royal love Imputed to our charge, and to our audit laid ? We that with all those organs furnish'd are. All those faculties natural in men : Yet limited in use of each ; prescrib'd Our conversation by a saucy form Of State. How can we chuse, by this restraint, * Mill, Folio. I 1 30 THE CRUEL BROTHER. But Struggle more for liberty 1 Make choice Of some one ear, wherein to empty out our souls, When they are full of busy thoughts, of plots Abortive, crude, and thin. 'Tis cheap and base For Majesty not to l)e singular In all effects. then if 1 must give my heart To the command of one, send him, sweet Heaven ! A modest appetite, teach him to know The stomach sooner surfeits with too much, Than starves for lack of that supi)ly Which covetous ambition calleth want. For when my Friend begs, my bounty then Concludes to make me poor before that he Shall so unthrifty be of breath to ask in vain. Distraction ! tameness ! my Lucio ! How canst thou conster this 1 After I have chid I seem to flatter thee. Lucio. My gracious Lord ! Duke. Peace ! I will no more employ my memory Thus to discourage thine. Where's Foreste 1 'Tis fit he know you are not vigilant In his behalf. Farelo de Sforza, My old Secretary, is newly dead : The place is his. I shall expect no thanks From you, nor yet from him ; My bounty is requited in her choice. Lucio. Your Grace will bring us both within the reach Of public envy. Duke. Thou now would'st certify, His birth obscure and base discourageth Such earnest help to his so great promotion. Not a jot : Know my boy ! 'tis the vulgar, Not the royal trade to patch up things : Or seek to mend what was before of quality Perfect enough it self. To make a man THE CRUEL BROTHER. 131 Of nothing. "Why, this same creation Inclines a little near divinity: Near the old i^erformance, which from Chaos Drew this multitude of subtle forms. Lucio. Since you, the royal maker, do commend The metal, and your workmanship ; it shews There's little skill in those which envy him. Foreste is your creature. Many times I do acquaint him what the general voice Doth urge in his disgrace. He laughs it out. And swears he would not lose that privilege, Which Nature gave him by her kind mistake In his nativity, for the sea's worth. As if from's issue he could ne'er deserve A monument, unless himself do hew The stones whereof 'tis built ; unless he raise His monument on a wart ; his dignity On poverty obscure and base. Duke. We do affect his thoughts. Such in- dustry Proclaims him fit for high designs. Some men Attend the talking drum,* and riddle out Their lives on Earth, with madness, sophistry, Calling their loss their gain, danger delight ; Some men converse with books, and melt the brain In sullen study how to vindicate The liberal arts. Those loose formalities Then grow methodical ; and die i' th' dark. Some practice rules of State, and suffer much For honour's sake ; nay, tread upon themselves At first, to reach the higher. Some pursue The plough, and in their wholesome sweat do swim ; And some, that furnish'd are with nimbler souls, Employ their times in wanton exercise, * Qy. A convocation of metaphysicians? "He dreamn drumhles, i c, He is half -asleep or stupid." " Drvmley, muddv thick, confused."— JlaHiwell. 132 THE CRUEL BROTHETt. Masques and revells, the compliments of love ; And love I find the easiest vanity. LuciO. {aside.) gentle Corsa! make it so witli nw, Fain would I, if I durst, reveal to him The heat of my affection, and where 'tis fix'd. \A noise uutliin. Duke. Hark ! sure the gallery door is left un- lockt Are we debar'd all jdace of privacy 1 Nature in us hath lost her vulgar right. A loud bawling suitor doth not waken Charity, but deafen her. A shame upon 'em all ! In, Lucio ! [Exeunt Duke and Lucio. Enter Suitors at the other door. 1 . Heaven bless his Grace ! 2. Amen : and my Lord the Count's good Honour. 3. Friend ! went the Duke this way 1 2. Here. This way. 3. Pray shew me him they call Signior Lucio. 2. The Count ! Come, I'll shew you him. 1. Follow, follow, follow ! [Exevvf. Enter Dorido and Cosimo. Dor. Dost hear, Cosimo 1 Cos. What say'st thou 1 Dor. I prithee stay ! Why, slip but here aside And thou shalt see the most resplendent fop. That ever did discredit nature. Signior Lothario; a country gentleman, But now the court baboon ; who persuades himself, Out of a new kind of madness, to be The Duke's favourite. He comes ! Enter LOTHARIO, BORACHIO. Th' other is A bundle of proverbs, whom he seduc'd THK CRUEL BROTHER. i:53 From the i)lougli, to serve him for prefermeut. Loth. Borachio ! BOR. My lord 1 Loth. Survey my garments round, and then declare If I have hit it. BoR. You have, sir : but not the mark. Loth. What mark, thou bold parishioner of hell ] BoR. Why, sir, the mark I aim at : Preferment. After a storm, comes a calm : the harder You blow the sooner your cheeks will ache : and he That cares for your anger may have more of 't When he list. For my part, I know my mother. Loth. The froward sisters have conspir'd. Slave ! dog ! Wilt thou never leave this immense folly ? Can nothing serve those dull lips but proverbs 1 BoR. Sir, I know none of your proverbs. First come. First serv'd. These words that are nearest the tongue Have opportunity soonest to leave the mouth. Loth. Is it then decreed I must grow mad 1 BoR. I'll be no more flouted, nor bruis'd, not I. What need my lord be beholding to me For's mirth; when he may laugh at's own folly 1 Besides, though motion and exercise Be good for gross bodies ; therefore, must they Of the guard pitch me up and down like a bar? Loth. Sa, sa, sa ! A mutiny in heaven ! BoR. If there be, you are not likely to come Thither to appease it ; first end this quarrel Upon earth. I have served you this six months In hope of an office ; and am ho more An officer than she that bore me. Loth. Alas, poor fool ! I pity thee. TIiou wilt Ix'licvc nothing 134 THE CRUEL BROTHER. But that which may be seen or understood. I say thou art an officer ; or if thou art not Thou shalt be, which is better : for that fame Which we now enjoy is in some danger To be lost; but that which we never had Cannot be lost before we have it. BoR. 0, rare conclusion ! Loth. Besides. Look here and then rejoice. Is the Count, whom they call my rival I'th' Duke's favour? Is he, I say, accoutred like to me 1 Why, his sleeves sit like stockings on his arms. His breeches are like two cloak-bags, half sew'd Together in the twist, and his other Garments shew like plaisters on him. Follow ! And make thy fortune fat. BoR. Well, he that still expects but tires his hope ; What one cannot, another can : 'tis so With days and hours too. And, for my part, Let the glass run out. [Exeunt Loth. Bor. Dor. His man's as full of proverbs As a constable : he coins 'em himself. Cos. And such another head-piece fill'd with whey. As is the master here, the sun ne'er saw. Dor. He walks like a Zealand-stork. Cast. But, sure, the Duke Enables error in their fancy, by some Behaviour equivalent to what The master and the man expect : for else Folly cannot be so sickly-ey'd, but time Will give it strength to know it self. Dor. Why, Sir, this dignifies the jest. They scarce E'er saw the Duke, and are less known Unto the world. His Grace well apprehends THE CRUEL BROTHER. 135 These voluntary mistakes of Nature, In preservation of their intellects, Are fitter subjects for accidental mirth. Than a comical continuance. It is A levity too humble in a Prince, To heed such trifles, Cos. Nay ! Prithee, lead the way ! [Exeunt omnes. Actus Secundus. Scena Prima. Enter Foreste and Luinna. Fores. I cannot tell, why thou, my girl, should'st joy In my advancement thus. Honour and place Bring sullen thoughts with them ; business of such A rugged quality as takes away The amorous garb : those soft wanton touches "WTierewith the youthful flatterer betrays The weaker side to action ; whose effects More weakness brings. I shall no leisure have To comfort thee with smiles. When 'tis assign'd That I must venture for a boy ; 'twill be In haste. My business will not suffer me To stay, and make a prologue to the act ; To kiss, or simper invitation. LuiN. It is not fit I apprehend you noAv, But I wish that you would know, my duty Is so well preserv'd from all corruption. Which either youth, or foul example might Produce, that it implores for sufferance, To certify the world how strong it is. Fores. I was assur'd before. This is tlie time, In which I shall oblige posterity Or fall, my wench, by flattering error. 136 THE CRUEL BROTHER. Hast thou to my sister counsel giv'n ? Instructions safe, whereby her actions May warrant her promotion well deserv'd 1 LuiN. It was my tongue's last employment. Fores. I would have her wear her growing fortunes In a handsome fashion. Do but observe The unpolish'd garb of city Dames: of those Whom fathers' purse-strings hoise up to honour. How they do suck their chins into their necks, Simper Avith unskilful levity, and trip On their wanton toes, like kibe-heel'd fairies. The devil's dam shews like a vestal Nun To them. More powerful in humility. Instruct my sister, gentle wife. Enter Lucio. LuiN. I shall be earnest to my utmost skill. Fores. My Lord is come ! Where is my sister 1 LuiN. With the Florentine ; who instructeth her in music. [Exit. Lrcio. Signior Foreste, you see my love is rude and bold. I am the usher to my own entrance. Fores. My good Lord, the proverb will persuade To be bold with what's your own. Your title's strong both to the house and me. Lucio. I am in debt for both. Wilt thou not chide To see my heart assume this liberty [Music* Upon my tongue : before it rightly knows Thy sister's heart ? The Duke's consent, as yet unasked too. Hark ! • This "music," as just referred to by Luinna, is performed by Corsa, without. The subsequent song also proceeds from her. THE CRUEL BROTHER. 137 Fores. Cease that noise ! 'tis troublesome. [Cease music. Lucio. How, Foreste ! Hast thou ears, and wilt thou Silence such hopeful harmony, or is Thy thrift unnatural 1 Wilt thou forbid Thy friend to share in what is good 1 Sweet tongue And hand persist in what your kindness profFer'd. Fores. Obey him ! If the music not deserves Your strict attention, you must blame your self. [Song. Lucio. Shew me the way, Foreste ! Fores. Whither, Sir 1 Lucio. My heart is stol'n out of my ear ; let me But know the thief, and I'll forgive the robbing. Speak ! W^ho is't that, with a voice so amorous And shrill, confounds the other's hollow organ 1 Still so reserv'd, and unto me ? Enter Corsa, Fores. "Why then look there ! The voice was hers. Go Sir, And take what else you would enforce from my possession. Luc. Is this that child of Orpheus 1 How ! kneel to me? Fores. Stay, Sir. If she consent but to abuse The property of motion, in such kind As may exalt her person, but on such Above this height, I am her enemy For evermore. Consider what you do. She brings no portion but humility. If her first payment fail : who dares assure The future debt 1 Pray look into her lap : You'll find she comes not from the East enrich'd With diamonds' bright wealth, whose wanton worth Unskilful fancy prizes not from use. 1 38 THE CRUEL BROTHER. But from the idolatrous doting of the eye. Her chaste obedience is all her dowry. O bitter speech ! It cuts my very soul To think that fortune should create us two Mere patterns of your charity. Lucio. Dare you authorize this idolatry 1 Then I'll kneel too. Fores. And I Will join to make tli' offence seem virtuous. Now interchange your souls. Where passion is So fond, it cannot well be counterfeit. Each unbusied angel, hear me speak ! send, send down unto this youthful pair Celestial heat. Such serious love as makes A business of delight. Instruct her soul To practise duty in the humble strain, And furnish him with an acceptance prompt. Make her fruitful as the vine, which grows Crooked with the weight of its own encrease : So blessed in their issue, that when time Shall think them fit to taste the privilege Of death, they shall not need a monument, Yet dwell as chief i' th' memory of fame. CORSA. Amen, amen ! Lucio. Such is my prayer too. Foreste ! Excessive joy disturbs my utterance. My words are parted on my tongue. speak ! Thou know'st my heart ! Tell her, there may lie hope 1 shall deserve those tears that shew like dew Upon the morning cheek. Entreat her, that My years may not disgrace my love. Though I Am young, I cannot counterfeit. I ever speak my thoughts. I am o'ercome. CoRSA. Alas, sir ! so am I. There needs no art To help belief where no suspicion is. THE CRUEL BROTHER. 1 39 Fores. Now, I will leave you to yourselves. [Exit Foreste. Corsa. I've much to promise, in my own behalf, Of future love and humble duty To you my dearest Lord. Time lays his hand On pyramids of brass, and ruins quite What all the fond artificers did think Immortal workmanship. He sends his worms To books, to old records : and they devour Th' inscription. He loves ingratitude, For he destroyed the memory of man. But I shall ne'er forget on what strange terms You take me to your bed. Lucio. Excellent wretch! I am undone with joy. I will not blame the coward to fear death. Since the world contains such joy as this. Why do you weep, Lady 1 Can you suppose Foreste would consent to what is done, Unless he knew there were no danger in't ] Sure his mother was a Sybil. He sees. With a prophetic aim, the end of his Designs, before they come to action. He is too wise to err. Why weep you then 1 Corsa. It is a folly in my eyes. I know not why they weep : unless they weep Because they now have lost their liberty ; Heretofore each man, which chance presented, Was to them a lawful object : but now They are to look on none but you. LuciO. Mark then the bondage I impose on mine. My poor eyes have no object but your face : Of which I will deprive them thus — [Covers her face uith her white veil. Shroud thee in thy vestal ornaments. Creep, creep, my glorious sun, behind a cloud, For else my eyes will surfeit with deliglit. 140 THE CRUEL BROTHER. I never felt true joy till now. Metliinks A brisk alacrity, a nimble fire Conveys me strangely from my flesli. Not the cannon's iron-entrail, when wrapp'd Within a swarthy case of troubled air, Could equal me in emphasis of motion. CoRSA. Though modesty would suffer me to boast, Yet 'twere not in the power of breath to make My joy so known, as it is felt. Lucio. Come then, my dear Corsa, the prie.st attends Within. The world wants men, and Hymen is A nimble God. When all is past prevention, The Duke shall know my choice. [Exeunt. Enter DoRiDO and CosiMO. Dor. This disgrace makes thy cousin boil his heart In his own blood. Cos. He hath w^it a most pestilent libel, Which must be sung all about the city, By one he calls his Daw ; a tall, big fellow. Dor. I know him. He sings like Phalaris' bull. Cos. I suppos'd at first, he'd have a challenge sent him. Dor. But that's contingent noAV : Foreste being made Secretary of State. Cos. I have heard o' th' new edict, which in- stitutes A mysterious toy, i' th' hatband, for those Of the faction. Dor. Why, about two days since one of tlir sect .Sent me a challenge : because my sister THE CRUEL BROTHER. Ul Drunk his Lord's health, with her quoif on. Each hour Those gi'ltly participles do embark Themselves for duels. The one is akin to My hononrable lady. Th' other To my very good Lord. Enter Castruchio. Cos. There comes my cousin, chawing his lean heart. Dor. Good morrow to the court satirist ! Cast, The world is alter'd, Dorido. Foreste Is step'd beyond my reach. We cannot meet In duel : the heralds stand between. But my fine thrush can sing you a new libel. Dor. We shall have your thrush in a cage shortly. Eemember whom you deal withal. Cast. Hang him ! dull, open slave. His thoughts may be Discern'd through the shaving of a deal board. I'll sift and winnow him in an old hat. Dor. Prithee, sweet Castruchio ! Leave thy barking. 'Twill be treason shortly f