* ^7 \ THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA DAVIS Blonde and Brunette OR THE GOTHAMITE ARCADY "Ambo florentibus astatibus, Arcades ambo." VlRG. EC. VII. 4. NEW YORK: APPLETON AND COMPANY, 34 6 & 348 BROADWAY. 185.8. LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF DAVIS ENTERED according to Act of Congress, in the year 1853, by D. APPLETON & CO., In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States for the Southern District of New York. EDITOE'S PEEFACE. THE following tale came into my possession by accident. The author was a singular character, and there are features in the story which are as singular as he. He was an American by birth at least I believe so but of foreign education, con nected in some political manner with the Irish ex iles, and of no particular religion but the " religion of a gentleman." When I knew him, his original radicalism and revolutionary ardor had melted down under the influence of a long residence in this free country, into a mild, ripe, nutty-brown Madeira tone of well-preserved conservatism, the bouquet of which would have diffused pleasure and sympathy at the table of old Kit North. His read ing lay at that time in the classics of the Augustan age of Elizabeth, Sidney, Shakspeare, &c. ; and the influence of such studies is plainly seen in the following narrative. They tell a good story in " Gotham " of the late Mrs. L d, wife of the wealthy tobacconist. Mrs. L d at that time lived in great splendor, 4 PREFACE. and was much courted as' well on account of her social qualities as of her wealth. She was paying a morning call, and on entering the well-filled drawing-room, was saluted by the hostess it was one of those lapses of the tongue or the memory, which no one can at all times avoid with " How do you do, my dear Mrs. MACCABOY ? " Maccaboy, as every one knows, is the name of a celebrated Scotch snuff. Of course, there was a general in voluntary smile, and a partial laugh, in which Mrs. L d, a well-bred woman she seems to have been, good-naturedly joined. " I am sure," said she, coming to the relief of her embarrassed host ess, " that it was a very natural mistake." It may possibly have been the recollection of this anecdote which induced the author to spell the name (in the following pages) with an Me instead of an M-a-c, i. e. in the Irish and not in the Scotch mode. Whatever may have been his mo tive, it could not have been ignorance ; and I have, therefore, not thought it permissible to deviate from his orthography. CONTENTS. PAGE CHAP. I. SOME PRELIMINARY DESCRIPTION, ... 7 II. MR. AND MRS. BLAKE, . . . . 12 III. THE TWO HEROINES ARE DESCRIBED, . . 23 IV. THE HEROES ARE INTRODUCED AT ONCE, . 29 V. MADAME BLAKE AND HER CONFESSOR, . . 34 VI. YOUNG GOTHAM, 36 VII. INCIPIENT SYMPTOMS OF A DANGEROUS DISORDER, 43 VIII. How A FIRE, ONCE KINDLED, GROWS OF ITSELF, WHEN IT FINDS PLENTY OF INFLAMMABLE MATERIAL, * 47 IX. THE EXCURSION, 54 X. AN ANGLER OF SKILL, .... 67 XL A BASKET OF GAME, 73 XII. A SNUFF-COLORED TARTAN, ... 81 XIII. SUCCESS IN PORTRAITURE, .... 89 XIV. A STUDIO SCENE, 108 XV. To WHICH ENTER TWO LADIES, . . .126 XVI. THE MAIDEN'S REVENGE, . . . . 139 XVII. A WALK NOT BY MOONLIGHT, . . .154 XVIII. IN WHICH XANTHINE'S AFFAIRS ARE RESUMED, 170 XIX. MR. BLAKE USES IMPROPER LANGUAGE, . 186 6 CONTENTS. PAGE CHAP. XX. BOTH BOATS IN THE EAPIDS, . . . 197 XXI. YOUNG GOTHAM HOLDS A COUNCIL, . . 210 XXII. IN WHICH THE STORY ADVANCES SOME FUR THER, 219 XXIII. PREPARATIONS FOR THE WEDDING, . 234 XXIV. TOM'S CONVERSION, 242 XXV. THE WEDDING TOUR, .... 274 XXVI. A LETTER FROM MEL, AND XANTH'S REFLEC TIONS, 298 XXVII. RECALLED, 309 XXVIII. THE BELLS " BROUGHT HOME," . . .310 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. CHAPTER I. SOME PRELIMINARY DESCRIPTION. IT is well known that the city of Gotham is the commercial capital of the most flourishing empire of the New World. This city has no walls gray, turreted, and bristling with cannon like the naval cities of the old continent ; nor quays of solid masonry, like the world-renowned capitals of Erin and Muscovy ; but instead, long lines of wooden wharves, crowded with the shipping of all nations, and washed by the great river Hendrick, so called from its discoverer's name, who was a Dutchman. The Hendrick, in truth, is a noble stream, which comes down from a region of lakes and mountains in a mighty and swelling volume of waters, till it blends with an arm of the sea, (itself 8 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. seeming another,) that foams and heaves between the islands at its mouth, and so forms, just at the extremity of the city of Gotham, which occupies one of them, the great bay of Manhatta, wherein it is believed all the navies of the world might easily ride. The city of Gotham is an island, as we have said ; and once it was a beautiful island, affording to the gaze of him who sailed along its shores, an agreeable mixture of rock and grove, topping hill and marshy low ground, sparkling here and there with the villas or country-houses of the wealthy Gothamites, mostly built of wood painted white, and adorned with long verandahs quite encircling them ; or showing at some turn a humbler, but sub stantial abode, nooked under a mighty horse-chest nut, the head-quarters of a milk-farm, with cattle (whose tinkling bells you could hear in the still evening) grazing on its wild up-hilly pasture-land. On the opposite side of the broad, sealike river, towards the going down of the sun, lies a much bolder shore, composed of fine hills and jutting promontories covered with forest, forming the most beautiful bays or coves with the river, (a great careless male flirt that just toyed with the willing banks as it went by,) and soon after, passing into a sterner range of steep and lofty cliffs of trap-rock, SOME PRELIMINARY DESCRIPTION. (like maidens of a coyer and more prudish temper,) the precipitous faces of which were thickly garnish ed with shrubs and the stoney ledge crowned with evergreen trees. When the sun sets over these western shores of the Hendrick, (a reputed un- healthiness had preserved them in their native wildness,) they assume a fine purplish tone, and early in the morning, when the same luminary bringing light to the Gothamites has risen upon them, they reflect his rays with great power, and are visible even across the broad, low-lying penin sula of Castra Occidentis, and the wide tide-chan nel called Flume Oriente, to spectators placed upon the distant heights oilsola Lunga.* Anciently, as antiquity is reckoned in the New World, in sailing up past these beautiful river- shores, you arrived abreast of an out-jutting point, green and cultured, lying below the receding back ground of wood and rocky height, and terminating riverward by a round fort of dark stone, grimly pierced with embrasures for cannon, and sweetly laved by the very waters of the Hendrick, which, at high water, made a kind of fresh-water sea- * By Castra Occidentis, the humorous writer seems to mean Westchester ; by Fiume Oriente, the East River, and Isola Lunga, almost evidently indicates Long Island. These affectations are perplexing. [ED. 1* 10 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. weed mark on the circling masonry of the disman tled battery. For grass grew on the rampart walk, and within the safe in closure, (it was nat urally gravelled,) which, at the date we write of, was continuous with the garden terrace of a coun try-house, inhabited by a Gothamite merchant of those days. A very pretty mansion it was, considering that the taste for cottage-architecture was not yet de veloped among the people of the land a plain, double house of gray stone, that seemed to have been quarried from the topping cliffs behind, a white wooden verandah along the front, and a trellised arcade to the right, which took a bend after a dozen yards, and skirting the lawn, led down quite to the water-side. A very great elm shaded the lawn, and with its far stretching branch es partly hid the outline of the mansion. On the narrow beach of fine dark sand and round pebble below, were a boat-house and a bathing-house, both of wood, supported on piles, and partially project ing into the water at all times. The whole aspect of things gave a pleasant notion of leisure and rural retirement to the people who marked the place from the sheltered deck of the passing steam boat. This sentiment of the traveller would be height- SOME PRELIMINARY DESCRIPTION. 11 ened sometimes by the sight of a family group in the verandah of the house, or, on .some fine after noon, seated under the shade of the great elm on the lawn, or at a still later hour, say sunset or twi light, leisurely promenading on the rampart or es planade of the old round battery which formed so picturesque and peculiar a part of the little domain. Then, the white hairs of a man in the declining day of manhood, the ribboned cap of a matron, (caps were worn by the middle-aged women in those times,) the ringleted heads and white drap ery of a couple of fair girls just on the edge of womanhood, the round jackets and short, be-sashed dresses of younger children, now and then the manly forms of some young men grown, presented a due mixture of ages and sexes that suggested a thousand pleasant thoughts. CHAPTER II. MR. AND MRS. BLAKE. THIS family, who lived in a spot so pleasant and secluded, yet overlooking a great highway of traffic and travel, a noiseless, dustless highway, that was a source of amusement to them and not of annoyance this family affords the subject of the following tale, which in all its essential features is a true story. The name of the Gothamite merchant was Blake Patrick Blake, a nomen and cognomen which say as much for his origin and probable birth-place, as well as for his religion, as volumes could. The fact is that Mr. Blake, who, by his in timates, was familiarly termed Pat Blake, was a native of a certain green island, famous for its lakes and mountains, its caves and basaltic, columnar rocks, its wastes too, its wet marshes, (which the inhabitants call bogs,) its holy fountains and wells, and also for a vast number of ruined castles, and MR. AND MES. BLAKE. 13 churches worse than ruined, noted also for the superstitious adherence of its people the pisantry especially to an antiquated religion which was professed many hundred years ago by the civilized world, but has been long since exploded among those who follow the light of their own reason. This people are Celtic by derivation, and Mr. Pa trick Blake, as we have said, was one of them, of the same race and of the same faith. In the early part of his career in what he was wont to call " the country of his adoption," Mr. Blake married a native Gothamite lady, who, hav ing been bred in the form of religion prevalent among the inhabitants of Gotham, was of a con trary faith, as well as of a different race from him self; a circumstance evidently showing that the antiquated faith of his fathers, or perhaps it would be more true to say, Religion itself, was a matter which then influenced Mr. Blake's practical con duct less powerfully than a great desire of getting on in the world, or, may be, the charms of a beau tiful and interesting woman. Indeed it may very well have been that both these considerations and inducements acted upon Mr. Blake to determine his choice of a partner for life, as Mrs. Blake was both a lady (at the time he married her) of great personal attractions and captivating manners, and 14 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. also possessed of a portion of worldly goods, which though not large in itself, was sufficient to seem highly desirable in the eyes of Mr. Blake, who (if the truth must be told) had little or nothing. How it happened that Mr. Pat Blake, who from shop boy and clerk had risen to be junior part ner to her sire, managed to carry off the coveted hand of the beautiful and accomplished Miss Julia Bailey, third daughter and co-heiress of the wealthy jobber of that name, (old Bailey did not cut up so well as was expected, but still he left a handsome fortune to be divided among a large family of girls,) was, and is a mystery. Mr. Blake did not boast (it must be owned) any extraordinary personal ad vantages to account for such a notable success. He had red hair ; a complexion of the most san guine order, remarkably given to freckle and brown in the hot summers of Gotham ; features, what might be called national, but of the imhand- some type of his race, (which has been cast in two moulds one quite common and one of exquisite elegance,) an ugly nose, a large prominent mouth with a most formidable set of teeth, eyes small and bloodshot, a forehead indeed pretty well formed and massive, but which in so young a man as he was then, was less noticed than the rest of his honest but unheroic physiognomy. Mr. Blake ME. AND MRS. BLAKE. 15 had moreover a peculiar accent, which in relation to his country-people obtains a particular name and is called brogue. He had the disadvantage, besides, among his elegant Gothamite rivals, (the young drygoods-men and drygoods-men's clerks who vis ited Mr. Bailey's,) of being what is called a Pos itive in religion (or something beginning with a P) and the greater disadvantage of being rather ashamed of it. He was often twitted with, and ridiculed on account of, his nation, his accent, his antiquated faith, his red hair, his bull-dog nose, and his ugly mug altogether. And yet he carried off Miss Julia Bailey, the prettiest of the whole set of Bailey girls, and not the least sensible ! These things are unaccountable. I have thought that opportunity is a word that might explain the mysterious fact of Mr. Pat Blake's success in this instance. For example, he boarded with his employer, (a close, formal old fel low was Bailey pere, and adhered rigidly to ancient economical customs,) and that gave him opportu nities. I have no doubt this was partly the secret of it, and the remainder lay in Mr. Blake's posses sion of certain qualities which these opportunities were precisely needful to display. He was of a far more ardent and impassioned nature than the young Gothamites, his rivals. He had an astonishing fund 16 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. of rich, real humor, moreover, which in the aban don of the domestic circle he disbursed liberally, to the infinite delight of the Bailey girls, (except Miss Bailey, who was rather prim and pious, and continued Miss Bailey to her dying day,) and to the especial gratification of Miss Julia, who, though she seldom uttered a witticism herself, had a keen appreciation of wit in others. And Patrick Blake's wit was kindly, grotesque, warm-hearted. The very display of his teeth in laughing was heart- cheering, from the absence of all malice, the gen iality oflj^is homely smile. He wasn't so elegant, true, as the young Gothamites, Julia's admirers, but his frame, inherited from a long line of healthy, virtuous peasant ancestors, was far more strongly built and more vigorously developed. His was an arm fit to wield a shillelah, and on which a slender, graceful, lithe wisp of a girl, like Julia Bailey, might fairly lean with a good deal of natural pleas ure and confidence, as thinking it able to protect and support her. Any how Blake was an honest fellow, and had what is called a good heart. He looked to the main chance, it is true, but that was natural to a man of his position, who had his way to make, and had made it so far by his own energy and industry. There are always ill-natured versions, too, of MR. AND MKS. BLAKE. 17 such affairs, and I have heard it said (Heaven for bid that I should relate mere tittle-tattle, much more retail scandal, but this concerns our moral) I have heard it said by a very intimate friend of Miss Julia Bailey that was, (subsequently Mrs. Pa trick Blake,) that that young lady, shortly before she accepted Mr. Blake's proposals, which she once refused, was " over head and ears in love " (the very expression of my informant) with the celebra ted beau Tom Tremaine, who visited at her father's and paid Julia a great deal of attention-^ " treated her shamefully, in fact," said Miss X. Y., $hd that Julia's sudden engagement to her future -husband took place immediately after Tom ran away, as all the world knows he did, with Miss McAboy, the daughter of the famous Scotch tobacconist. But if any one infers from these facts (granting they are facts) that Julia's resolution was prompted by pique, or was an act of despair, it is my belief he is mistaken. From my knowledge of her char acter I feel certain, if the circumstances were as alleged, that Miss Julia's behavior indicated sim ply a timely heart-cure, a healthy cicatrization of a wound that was never life-deep, a cordial, sensible turning from a poor, worthless, detected fop, whose merits were in his waistcoats and whiskers, to a genuine man, with a heart in his bosom, and prin- 18 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. ciples of virtue laid up there, too ; for that was the difference between the elegant Tom Tremaine, with his straight Greek profile and fragrant, scent ed, Macassar-oiled black curls, and red-haired, freckled, homely Paddy Blake. We do not say that there wasn't a hitch when the ceremony came to be performed which made these two one. There was a difficulty which Mr. Blake must ever have dimly seen in the background of his wooing. The priest of his faith, whom, to tell the truth, he too seldom consulted, had something to say it was not altogether in approval (as Mr. Blake doubtless anticipated) and a condition to impose before Tie could sanction, or a higher authority still dispense. The difficulty, however, was got over, the prom ises were made, by whom I cannot aver. Those were lax days, I have heard ministers of the same religion affirm. Their Church winked at evils she could not prevent, and promises were made which were never meant to be kept, and things asserted for true, which had no place in reality. I am pos itively sure that Miss Julia Bailey (that was) never gave any such promise as that her future offspring by Mr. Blake should be brought up in his faith ; I am sure that Mr. Blake never ran the risk of mak ing a proposition that his fair intended would have regarded as vulgar impertinence ; (for young dam- MR. AND MRS. BLAKE. 19 sels about to be married have no idea of any here afters of that kind how should they ?) the match would have been broken off, very likely ; and in short, for an infinity of reasons, I am convinced that Mr. Blake obtained the concurrence, such as it was, of the Church to which he belonged, in his marriage, by representations which I would gently characterize as devoid of truth. He never ap proached the subject with Miss Julia nearer than to sound her on the sentiments which she enter tained towards his ancient creed generally, nor ever had a more delinite understanding than that if he would go to church occasionally with her, she wouldn't mind as a rule, (seeing that he had no choice,) going wife-like with him. Mr. Blake argued that this concession involved every thing, and so that important difficulty was got comfortably over. Things went well with the Blakes. Papa Bai ley died of a stroke of apoplexy, and Mr. Blake came in for a handsome slice of the estate. The business was reorganized, and Mr. Blake became senior partner of the new firm. He dealt cautious ly, (most of his countrymen do,) and trusted to quiet, regular gains. His capital increased ; his if business still grew ; Mr. Blake passed for a rich man in those days, he kept his house in the city of Go tham, No. 18 Old Bailey Street, (on Ste Nicholas' 20 BLONDE AND BRUNETTE. Park, for which the Blakes had a key,) and his pleasant country seat at Red Fort,^vhere the fam ily lived from the middle of May to the first of No vember. Here the summer afternoons were cool ed by the shadow bf the western hills, and fresh ened by the sea-breeze that found its way through the " Harrows " and across the Bay and up the wide river to Mr. Blake's vine-embowered veran dah. Here the hay smelled sweet on the meadows that environed the gardens ; here the Indian corn rustled on the side of the lane that led to the vil lage, just one mile off. Here the table of the Blakes was supplied with abundance of rich cream, warm fresh milk, curds, eggs, all sorts of summer berries just picked from the garden beds, or from the bush-overgrown heights. Here the children bathed, boated and fished, and the older boys went shooting