UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AT LOS ANGELES UMiVEkSIlT of CALIFORNIA LUS ANGELES LIBRARY COVERLEY PAPERS FROM THE SPECTATOR iM 4 63& « COYERLEY PAPERS FROM THE SPECTATOR WITH AN INTEODUCTION AND NOTES BY K. DEIGHTON lottbon MACMILLAN AND CO, Limited NEW YORK : THE MACMILLAN COMPANY 1897 AW riglds reserved First Edition 1896. Reprinted 1897. GLASGOW. rnlNTED AT THE UNIVERSITV PRESS BY ROBERT MACLKHOSE AND CO. (.63'/- r IV 1 3 (. 4- CONTENTS. INTRODUCTION, ....-- CovERLEY Papers from The Spectator — I. The Spectator's Account of Himself, II. Of the Club, - III. Sir Roger at Home, IV. The Coverley Household, ^ V. Character of Will Wimble, VI. Sir Roger's Ancestors, - VII. On Ghosts and Apparitions, ^^^JSfiil. Sir Roger at Church, - _--iX. His Account of his Disappointment in -^X. On the Shame and Fear of Poverty, XI. Labour and Exercise, - ^^XII. A Hunting Scene with Sir Roger, XIII. On Witchcraft— Story of Moll White, XIV. Sir Roger's Reflections on the Widow, XV. Rural Manners, XVI. Instinct in Animals, . . . . XVII. Instinct in Animals — Continued, - XVIIL Sir Roger at the Assizes, V Love, PAGE vii 1 5 11 15 18 22 26 29 32 37 41 45 50 54 58 61 65 70 VI XIX. •^xx. XXI. XXIII. , xx:v. XXV. '■ XXVI. XXVII. XXVIIL XXIX. ^xxx. Notes, Index, CONTENTS. Education of Couutry Squires, - Mischiefs of Party Spirit, - Mischiefs of Party Spirit — Continued, Sir Roger and the Gipsies, The Country's Opinion of The Spectator, A Scene in a Stage Coach, Sir Roger in Town, . - . - Visit to Westminster Abbey, Sir Roger at the Theatre, - - • Will Honeycomb's Amours, Visit to Spring Gardens, - . • Death of Sir Roger, - • - - PAGE 74 79 83 87 91 94 98 102 106 110 113 116 120 195 INTRODUCTION. Addison's life extends over a period of forty-seven Brief sketch years only, from 1672 to 1719. At his birth, Charles Life, the Second was still on the throne ; when he died, George the First had been reigning for five years. The interval had witnessed scenes as important as almost any in English history, and the change of thought, of social •' manners, of political and religions principles, was marked and permanent. With this change was a change in the tone of literature, to bring which about no one contri- buted more largely than Addison, no one with a spirit so entirely healthy. From the point of view of practical action, Addison's life was uneventful. Though a poli- tician, for many years a Member of Parliament, Under Secretary for Ireland, Chief Secretary for Ireland, and finally Secretary of State, he never distinguished himself as a brilliant administrator, while as a speaker he was a complete failure. The life he loved was that of a stud^t, not so much of books as nf r.-.qnT^i'f|f] • and this life, embellished by literature and poetry, and accom- panied by the honour and respect of all whose honour and respect were worth having, he enjoyed almost without interruption. From the peaceful society of his vii viii THE SPECTATOR. well-loved Latin poets during a sojourn of ten years at Oxford, he passed into the larger sphere of the busy world. A poetical address to Dryden on the subject of his translations from the classical poets brought him to the laureate's notice. By him, as it is supposed, the young poet was made known to Congreve, who in his turn, as stated by Steele, introduced him to Montague, then Chancellor of the Exchequer. Montague, himself a man of letters, if not of great literary skill, was struck with Addison's verses, Latin and English ; and feeling that the grace of so facile and polished a writer would be valuable in political affairs, determined to employ him in the diplomatic service. With this object he procured for Addison a pension of £300 a year, to enable him to travel and so acquire that knowledge of foreign languages which was indispensable for a diplomatic career. Furnished with this help, and retaining the fellowship he had won at Oxford, Addison set out for France in 1699, and for nearly a year studied the F rpT^p b language at Blois. Having mastered his task, he repaired, in 1700, to Paris, where he remained till December, mixing with distinguished men of letters, and meeting, among others, the philosopher Malebranche and the critic Boileau. From France he passed on to Italy, and afterwards visited Switzerland, Austria, and Holland, returning to England in the autumn of 1703. Some time before his return, his patron, Montague, now Lord Halifax, had lost office on the accession of Queen Anne, with the consequence to Addison that all his hopes of a diplomatic career came to an end, and his pension was stopped. For more than a year he remained without employment. But "bountiful Fortune," his INTRODUCTION. ix "dear lady," was never long from his side. In 1704, the more moderate Tories found it prudent to treat the Whigs with a consideration that in their first elevation to power they had not shown ; and Lord Treasurer Godolphin, at his wits' ends to find a poet who would fittingly commemorate the great victory of Blenheim, Avas glad to conciliate Halifax by accepting his advice that Addison's help should be sought. Addison com- pHed with the request made to him in very flattering terms, and in a short time produced The Campaign. Its success was great and general. As an immediate reward, a Commissionership worth about two hundred pounds a year was bestowed upon the poet; and early in 1706, on the recommendation of Godolphin, his services were further acknowledged by his being made Under Secretary of State. Meanwhile, besides giving considerable help to Steele in his drama of the Tender Husband, Addison had published a narrative of his travels in Italy, and brought out an opera entitled Rosamond, which seems to have failed owing to its being poorly set to music. In 1708 Addison's connection with politics became more definite. He was elected to the House of Commons, first for the borough of Lostwithiel and afterwards for Malmesbury, and in 1709 became Chief Secretary for Ireland, sitting in the Irish parliament as member for Cavan. It was while in Ireland that Addison, through the publication of the Tatler, was brought into that close literary connection with its editor, Steele, that ultimately led to the birth of the Spectator. For a while his papers in the Tatler were few and far between, official duties occupying most of his time. But during the winter of 1709 and the latter part of the X THE SPECTATOR. following year, both periods being spent in London, his contributions became frequent, and in the end so completely overshadowed those by all others that Steele, in his preface to the final volume, speaks of himself as faring " like a distressed prince who calls in a powerful neighbour to his aid. I was undone by my auxiliary ; when I had once called him in, I could not subsist with- out him." The Tatter ceased to appear at the end of 1711, and two months later the Spedatm- took its place. The details of its history will be found further on ; but it may here be said that it was a complete success, and pecuniarily most profitable. To Addison this latter fact was of importance. For in 1710 the Ministry had fallen, and with its fall went Addison's secretaryship, as well as a Keepership of Eecords which brought him in between three and four hundred a year. He had, however, enough to live on with comfort, and probably no part of his life was happier than that in which he created and sustained the Spectator. In 1713 he produced his well-known tragedy, Cafo, the first four acts of which he is said to ^ have had by him since his return from Italy. Though a "passionless and mechanical play," as it has been justly styled, Cato had at the time a marvellous success- success in a great measure due to the popularity of its author, and to a determination of both the great political parties to see in its sentiments an endorsement of their own principles. Cato was followed by more essays in the Guardian, a paper edited by Steele after the Spectator had ceased. These, however, were few in number ; and with a prose comedy called the Drummer, Addison's purely literary career came to an end, though in 1715 and 1716 he published fifty -five numbers of the Free- INTRODUCTION. xi holder, a political paper written in defence of orthodox Whig principles. On the accession of George the First in 1714, Addison again became Chief Secretary for Ire- land, a post which in the following year he resigned for a seat at the Board of Trade. In 1716 he married the Countess of Warwick, and a year later became Secretary of State. His breaking health, however, obliged him to abandon office after a tenure of eleven months only, and in his retirement he again began to use his pen. He was anxious to complete a work on the evidences of the Christian religion, already begun ; but from this he was diverted by a controversy with Steele on the subject of a Peerage Bill introduced by Sunderland, and so great was the acrimony imported into the discussion that his last days were embittered by the complete rupture of a life-long friendship. For his end was now near at hand. Asthma, from which he had long suffered, was followed by dropsy, and on the 17th of July, 1719, he died at Holland House. His body, after lying in state in the Jerusalem Chamber, was buried in Westminister Abbey, where, though only in recent years, a statue by West- macott was erected to his memory in the south transept, near to the "Poet's Corner." "It represents him," says Macaulay, " as we can conceive him, clad in his dressing- gown, and freed from his wig, stepping from his parlour at Chelsea into his trim little garden, with the account of the Everlasting Club, or the Loves of Hilpa and Shalum, just finished for the next day's Spectator, in his hand. Such a mark of national respect was due to the unsullied statesman, to the accomplished scholar, to the master of pure English eloquence, to the consummate painter of life and manners. It Avas due, above all, to xii THE SPECTATOR. j the great satirist, who alone knew how to use ridicule without abusing it, who, without inflicting a wound, effected a great social reform, and who reconciled wit and virtue, after a long and disastrous separation, during which wit had been led astray by profligacy, and virtue by fanaticism. '^ Besides the' works already mentioned, Addison was the author of several Latin poems and translations from Latin poets, of a Discourse on Ancient and Modern Learn- ing, a poetical epistle to Halifax, contributions to the JFIiig Examiner, Dialogues on Medals, and some minor pieces. TheSpectator. Previous to the publication of The Tatler, the immediate forerunner of The Spectator, journalism in England had been of the most meagre and untrustworthy character. In its earliest days it confined itself chiefly to the pub- lication of news from abroad, home news of a political nature being forbidden. By the abolition of the Star Chamber in 1641, a loose was given to the expression of political opinion, and various journals, representative of the royalist and the republican causes, sprang into existence ; but this freedom of speech was quickly checked by a Licensing Act, passed in 1647, which virtually gave the Government complete control over the press. Shortly after the expiry of this Act, in 1679, a fresh start was made, and among the variety of papers put into circulation were the London Gazette and the Ohservator. Somewhat later, about 1710, ap- peared the Examiner, a Tory paper of which Swift was the mainstay, and the Whig Examiner, largely controlled by Addison. Besides these political organs were others of a more general character, "Men of INTRODUCTION. xiii active and curious minds, with a little leisure and a large love of discussion, loungers at Will's or at the Grecian Coffee-Houses, were anxious to have their doubts on all subjects resolved by a printed oracle. Their tastes were gratified by the ingejuiity of John Dunton, whose strange account of his Life and- Errors throws a strong light on, the literary history of this period. In 1690 Dunton published his Athenian Gazette, the name of which he afterwards altered to the Athenian Mercury. The object of this paper was to answer questions put to the editor by the public. These were of all kinds on religion, casuistry, love, literature, and manners, no question being too subtle or absurd to extract a reply from the conductor of the paper. The Athenian Mercury seems to have been read by as many distinguished men of the period as Notes and Queries in our own time, and there can be no doubt that the quaint humours it originated gave the first hint to the inventors of The Tatler and The Spectatoi:" ^ The Tatler, originally publishing advertisements and news, as well as papers of criticism, anecdote, original poetry, etc., gradually de- veloped into a series of essays on books, morals, and manners ; and The Spectato)', brought out three months after the Tatler' s disappearance, followed closely its later shape. The plan of The Spectator is undoubtedly Addi- son's, and the portrait of its guiding spirit drawn by him in the first Number is in a measure a portrait of the painter. The club to which he belongs is described by Steele in the next Number, p' Four of the club," says Y^, Macaulay,^ "the templar, the clergyman, the soldier, ^Courthope, Addi>'"^ heir to her husband had to urge, was thought so groundless and frivolous, that when it came to her counsel to reply, j/r j there was not half so much said as every one besides in ^^ the court thought he could have urged to her advantage. You must understand, sir, this perverse woman is one of those unaccountable creatures that secretly rejoice in the 30 admiration of men, but indulge themselves in no farther consequences. Hence it is that she has ever had a train of admirers, and she removes from her slaves in town to those in the country, according to the seasons of the year. She is a reading lady, and far gone in the pleasures of friendship. She is always accompanied by a confidant, who is witness to her daily protestations against our sex, HIS DISAPPOINTMENT IN LOVE. 35 and consequently a bar to her first steps towards love, upon the strength of her own maxims and declarations. "However, I must need say, this accomplished mistress of mine has distinguished me above the rest, and has been known to declare Sir Eoger de Coverley was the tamest and most humane of all the brutes in the country. I was told she said so, by one who thought he rallied me ; but upon the strength of this slender encouragement of being thought least detestable, I made new liveries, new- paired my coach-horses, sent them all to town to be bitted, 10 and taught to throw their legs well, and move all together, before I pretended to cross the country, and wait upon her. As soon as I thought my retinue suitable to the character of my fortune and youth, I set out from hence to make my addresses. The particular skill of this lady has ever been to inflame your wishes, and yet command respect. To make her mistress of this art, she has a greater share of knowledge, wit, and good sense, than is usual even among men of merit. Then she is beautiful beyond the race of women. If you will not let her go on with a 20 certain artifice with her eyes, and the skill of beauty, she will arm herself with her real charms, and strike you with admiration. It is certain that if you were to behold the whole woman, there is that dignity in her aspect, that composure in her motion, that complacency in her manner, that if her form makes you hope, her merit makes you fear. But then again, she is such a desperate scholar, that no country-gentleman can approach her without being a jest. As I was going to tell you, when I came to her house I was admitted to her presence with great civility ; 30 at the same time she placed herself to be first seen by me in such an attitude, as I think you call the posture of a picture, that she discovered new charms, and I at last came towards her with such an awe as made me speech- less. This she no sooiier observed but she made her advantage of it, and began a discourse to me concerning 36 THE SPECTATOR. love and honour, as thej both are followed by pretenders, and the real votaries to them. When she discussed these points in a discourse, which I verily believe was as learned as the best philosopher in Europe could possibly make, she asked me whether she was so happy as to fall in with my sentiments on these important particulars. Her con- fidant sat by her, and upon my being in the last confusion and silence, this malicious aid of hers turning to her says, I am very glad to observe Sir Eoger pauses upon this 10 subject, and seems resolved to deliver all his sentiments upon the matter when he pleases to speak. They both kept their countenances, and after I had sat half an hour meditating how to behave before such profound casuists, I rose up and took my leave. Chance has since that time thrown me very often in her way, and she as often has directed a discourse to me which I do not understand. This barbarity has kept me ever at a distance from the most beautiful object my eyes ever beheld. It is thus also she deals with all mankind, and you must make love 20 to her, as you would conquer the sphynx, by posing her. But were she like other women, and that there were any talking to her, how constant must the pleasure of that man be, who would converse with a creature — But, after all, you may be sure her heart is fixed on some one or other , and yet I have been credibly informed ; but who can believe half that is said ! after she had done speaking to me, she put her hand to her bosom, and adjusted her tucker, Then she cast her eyes a little down, upon my beholding her too earnestly. They say she sings excel- 30 lently : her voice in her ordinary speech has something in it inexpressibly sweet. You must know I dined with her at a public table the day after I first saw her, and she helped me to some tansy in the eye of all the gentlemen in the country. She has certainly the finest hand of any woman in the world. I can assure you, sir, were you to behold her, you would be in the same condition ; for as HIS DISAPPOINTMENT IN LOVE. 37 her speech is music, her form is angelic. But I find I grow irregular while I am talking of her ; but indeed it would be stujoidity to be unconcerned at such perfection. Oh the excellent creature ! she is as inimitable to all women, as she is inaccessible to all men." I found my friend begin to rave, and insensibly led - him towards the house, that we might be joined by some other company ; and am convinced that the widow is the secret cause of all that inconsistency which appears in some parts of my friend's discourse ; though he has so 10 much command of himself as not directly to mention her, , yet according to that of Martial, which one knows not how to render into English, dum tacet hanc loquitur. I shall end this paper with that whole epigram, which repre- sents with much humour my honest friend's condition : Quicquid agit Rnfus, nihil est, nisi Nsevia Rufo, Si gaudet, si fiet, si tacet, hanc loquitur : Coenat, propinat, poscit, negat, annuit, una est Nievia ; si non sit Noevia, mutus erit. Scriberet hesternS, patri cum luce salutem, 20 Nsevia lux, inquit, Nsevia numen, ave. —E}n(j- i. C9. Let Rufus weep, rejoice, stand, sit, or walk, StiU he can nothing but of Nsevia talk ; Let him eat, drink, ask questions, or dispute. Still he must speak of Nasvia, or be mute. He writ to his father, ending with this line, I am, my lovely Nsevia, ever thine. R X. ON THE SHAME AND FEAR OF POVERTY. No. 114] Wednesday, July 11, 1711. [Steele. Paupertatis pudor et fuga. — Hor. 1 Ep. xviii. 2-1. The dread of nothing more Than to be thought necessitous and poor. — Pooly. 30 Economy in our affairs has the same effect upon our fortunes which good-breeding has upon our conversation. There is 38 THE SPECTATOR. a pretending behaviour in both cases, which instead of making men esteemed, renders them both miserable and contemptible. We had yesterday at Sir Eoger's a set of country gentlemen who dined with him : aiui after dinner the glass was taken, by those who pleased, pretty plentifully. . Among others I observed a person of a tolerable good aspect, who seemed to be more gi'eedy of liquor than any of the company, and yet methought he did not taste it with delight. As he grew warm, he was suspicious of every thing that 10 was said, and as he advanced towai'ds being fuddled, his humour grew worse. At the same time his bitterness seemed to be rather an inward dissatisfaction in his own mind, than any dislike he had taken to the company. Upon hearing his name, I knew him to be a gentleman of a con- siderable fortune in this county, but greatly in debt. What gives the unhappy man this peevishness of spirit is, that his estate is dipped, and is eating out with usury ; and yet he has not the heart to sell any part of it. His proud stomach, at the cost of restless nights, constant inquietxides, 20 danger of affronts, and a thousand nameless inconveniencies, preserves this canker in his fortune, rather than it shall be said he is a man of fewer hundreds a year than he has been commonly reputed. Thus he endures the torment of poverty, to avoid the name of being less rich. If you go to his house, you see great plenty ; but served in a manner that shews it is all unnatural, and that the master's mind is not at home. There is a certain waste and carelessness in the air of every thing, and the whole appears but a covered indigence, a magnificent jioverty. That neatness 30 and cheerfulness which attends the table of him who lives within compass, is wanting, and exchanged for a libertine way of service in all about him. This gentleman's conduct, though a very common way of management, is as ridiculous as that officer's would be, who had but few men under his command, and should take the charge of an extent of country rather than of a ON THE SHAME AND FEAR OF POYERTY. 39 small pass. To pay for, persouate, and keep in a man's hands, a greater estate than he really has, is of all others the most unpardonable vanity, and must in the end reduce the man who is guilty of it to dishonour. Yet if we look round us in any county of Great-Britain, we shall see many in this fatal error ; if that may he called by so soft a name, which proceeds from a false shame of appearing what they really are, when the contrary behaviour would in a short time advance them to the condition which they pretend to. 1^ Laertes has fifteen hundred pounds a year ; which is mortgaged for six thousand pounds ; but it is impossible •to convince him, that if he sold as mucli as would pay off that debt, he would save four shillings in the pound, wliich he gives for the vanity of being the reputed master of it. Yet if Laertes did this, he would perhaps be easier in his own fortune ; but then Irus, a fellow of yesterday, who has but twelve hundred a year, would be his equal. Laertes and Irus are neighbours, whose way of living are an abomination to each other. Irus is moved by the 20 fear of poverty, and Laertes by the shame of it. Though the motive of action is of so near affinity in both, and may be resolved into this, "that to each of them poverty is the greatest of all evils," yet are their manners widely difi'erent. Shame of poverty makes Laertes launch into unnecessary equipage, vain expense, and lavish entertain- ments. Fear of poverty makes Irus allow himself only plain necessaries, appear without a servant, sell his own corn, attend his labourers, and be himself a labourer. Shame of poverty makes Laertes go every day a step 30 nearer to it : and fear of poverty stirs up Irus to make every day some further progress from it. These difi'erent motives produce the excesses which men are guilty of in the negligence of and provision for them- selves. Usury, stock-jobbing, extortion, and oppression, y^ have their seed in the dread of want ; and vanity, riot, 40 THE SPECTATOR. and prodigality, from the shame of it ; but both these excesses are infinitely below the pursuit of a reasonable creature. After we have taken care to command so much as is necessary for maintaining ourselves in the order of men suitable to our character, the care of superfluities is a vice no less extravagant, than the neglect of necessaries would have been before. Certain it is, that they are both out of nature, when she is followed with reason and good sense. It is from 10 this reflection that I always read Mr. Cowley with the greatest pleasure. His magnanimity is as much above that of other considerable men, as his understanding , and it is a true distinguishing spirit in the elegant author who pub- lished his works, to dwell so much upon the temper of his mind and the moderation of his desires. By this means he has rendered his friend as amiable as famous. That state of life which bears the face of poverty with Mr. Cowley's great vulgar, is admirably described ; and it is no small satisfaction to those of the same turn of desire, 20 that he produces the authority of the wisest men of the best age of the world, to strengthen his opinion of the ordinary pursuits of mankind. It would methinks be no ill maxim of life, if, according to that ancestor of Sir Roger, whom I lately mentioned, every man would point to himself what sum he would resolve not to exceed. He might by this means cheat ^ himself into a tranquillity on this side of that expectation, , or convert what he should get above it to nobler uses than his own pleasures or necessities. This temper of mind 30 would exempt a man from an ignorant envy of restless men above him, and a more inexcusable contempt of happy men below him. This would be sailing by some compass, living with some design ; but to be eternally bewildered in prospects of future gain, and putting on unnecessary armour against improbable blows of fortune, is a mechanic being which has not good sense for its direction, but is ON THE SHAME AND FEAE OF POVERTY. 41 carried on by a sort of acquired instinct towards things below our consideration, and unworthy our esteem. It is possible that the tranquillity I now enjoy at Sir Roger's may have created in me this way of thinking, which is so abstracted from the common relish of the world : but as I am now in a pleasing arbour surrounded with a beautiful landscape, I find no inclination so strong as to continue in these mansions, so remote from the ostentatious scenes of life ; and am at this present writing philosopher enough to conclude with Mr. Cowley, 1^ If e'er ambition did my fancy cheat With any wish so mean as to be great ; Continue Heav'n, still from me to remove The hnmble blessings of that life I love. — T. XI. LABOUE AND EXEECISE. No. 115.] Thursday, July 12, 1711. [Addison. Ut sit mens sana in corpore sano. — Juv. Sat. x. 35G, Pray for a sound mind in a sound body. Bodily labour is of two kinds, either that which a man submits to for his livelihood, or that which he undergoes for his pleasure. The latter of them generally changes the name of labour for that of exercise, but diflfers only from 20 ordinary labour as it rises from another motive. A country life abounds in both these kinds of labour, and for that reason gives a man a greater stock of health, and consequently a more perfect enjoyment of himself, than any other way of life. I consider the body as a system of tubes and glands, or, to use a more rustic phrase, a bundle of pipes and strainers, fitted to one another after so wonderful a manner as to make a proper engine for the soul to work with. This descrip- tion does not only comprehend the bowels, bones, tendons, 30 veins, nerves, and arteries, but every muscle and every 42 THE SPECTATOR ligature which is a couipositiou of fibres, that are so many imperceptible tubes or pipes interwoven on all sides with invisible glands or strainers. This general idea of a human body, without considering i\, in the niceties of anatomy, lets us see how absolutely necessary labour is for the right preservation of it. There must be frequent motions and agitations, to mix, digest, and separate the juices contained in it, as well as to clear and cleanse that infinitude of pipes and strainers of which 10 it is composed, and to give their solid parts a more firm and lasting tone. Labour or exercise ferments the humours, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redund- ancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigour, nor the soul act with cheerfulness. I might here mention the effects which this has upon all the faculties of the mind, by keeping the understand- ing clear, the imagination untroubled, and refining those spirits that are necessary for the proper exertion of our 20 intellectual faculties, during the present laws of union between soul and body. It is to a neglect in this par- ticular that we must ascribe the spleen, which is so frequent in men of studious and sedentary tempers, as well as the vapours to which those of the other sex are so often subject. Had not exercise been absolutely necessary for our well- being, nature would not have made the body so proper for it, by giving such an activity to the limbs, and such a pliancy to every part as necessarily produce those com- 30 pressions, extensions, contortions, dilatations, and all other kinds of motions that are necessary for the preservation of such a system of tubes and glands as has been before mentioned. And that we might not want inducements to engage us in such an exercise of the body as is proper for its welfare, it is so ordered that nothing valuable can be procured without it. Not to mention riches and honour, LABOUR AND EXERCISE. 43 even food and raiment are not to be come at without the ' toil of the hands and sweat of the brows. Providence furnishes materials, but expects that we should work them up ourselves. The earth must be laboured before it gives its increase, and when it is forced into its several products, how many hands must they pass through before they are fit for use ! Manufactures, trade, and agriculture, naturally employ more than nineteen parts of the species in twenty ; and as for those who are not obliged to labour, by the condition in which they are born, they are more miserable 10 than the rest of mankind, unless they indulge themselves in that voluntary labour which goes by the name of exercise. My friend Sir Roger has been an indefatigable man in business of this kind, and has hung several parts of his house with the trophies of his former labours. The walls of his great hall are covered with the horns of several kinds of deer, that he has killed in the chace, which he thinks the most valuable furniture of his house, as they afford him frequent topics of discourse, and shew that he has not been idle. At the lower end of the hall is a 20 large otter's skin stuffed with hay, which his mother ordered to be hung up in that manner, and the knight (, looks upon with great satisfaction, because it seems he \ was but nine years old when his dog killed him. A little room adjoining to the hall is a kind of arsenal filled with guns of several sizes and inventions, with which the knight has made great havoc in the woods, and destroyed many thousands of pheasants, partridges, and woodcocks. His stable-doors are patched with noses that belonged to foxes of the knight's own himting down. Sir Roger shewed me 30 one of them that for distinction sake has a brass nail struck through it, which cost him about fifteen hours' riding, carried him through half a dozen counties, killed him a brace of geldings, and lost above half his dogs. This the knight looks upon as one of the greatest exploits of his life. The perverse widow, whom 44 THE SPECTATOR. I have given some account of, was the death of several foxes ; for Sir Roger has told me that in the course of his amours he patched the western door of his stable. Whenever the widow was cruel, the foxes were sure to pay for it. In proportion as his passion for the widow abated and old age came on, he left off fox-hunting ; but a hare is not yet safe that sits within ten miles of his house. There is no kind of exercise which I would so recom- 10 mend to my readers of both sexes as this of riding, as there is none which so much conduces to health, and is every way accommodated to the body, according to the idea which I have given of it. Doctor Sydenham is very lavish in its praises ; and if the English reader will see the mechanical effects of it described at length, he may find them in a book published not many years since, under the title of the Medicina Gyninastica. For my own part, when I am in town, for want of these opportunities, I exercise myself an hour every morning upon a dumb bell that is 20 placed in a corner of my room, and it pleases me the more because it does every thing I require of it in the most profound silence. My landlady and her daughters are so well acquainted with my hours of exercise, that they never come into my room to disturb me whilst I am ringing. When I was some years younger than I am at present, I used to employ myself in a more laborious diversion, which I learned from a Latin ti'eatise of exercises that is written with great erudition : It is there called the (Txioiiax^a, or the fighting with a man's own shadow, and 30 consists in the brandishing of two short sticks grasped in each hand, and loaden with plugs of lead at either end. This opens the chest, exercises the limbs, and gives a man all the i^leasure of boxing, without the blows. I could wish that several learned men would lay out that time which they employ in controversies and disjjutes about nothing, in this method of fighting with their own shadows. LABOUR AND EXERCISE. 45 It might conduce very mucli to evaporate the spleen, which makes them uneasy to the public as well as to themselves. To conclude, as I am a compound of soul and body, I consider myself as obliged to a double scheme of duties ; and think I have not fulfilled the business of the day when I do not thus employ the one in labour and exercise, as well as the other in study and contemplation. L. XII. A HUNTING SCENE WITH SIR ROGER. No. 116.] Friday, July 13, 1711. [Budgell. Vocat ingenti clamore Cithseron, Taygetique canes. — Virg. Georg. iii. 43. The eclioing hills and chiding hounds invite. 10 Those who have searched into human nature observe that nothing so much shews the nobleness of the soul, as that its felicity consists in action. Every man has such an active principle in him, that he will find out something to employ himself upon, in whatever place or state of life he is posted. I have heard of a gentleman who was under close confinement in the BastiJe seven years ; during which time he amused himself in scattering a few small pins about his chamber, gathering them up again, and placing them in diff"erent figures on the arm of a great chair. He 20 often told his friends afterwards, that unless he had found out this piece of exercise, he verily believed he should have lost his senses. After what has been said, I need not inform my readers, that Sir Roger, with whose character I hope they are at present pretty well acquainted, has in his youth gone through the whole course of those rural diversions which the country abounds in ; and which seems to be extremely well suited to that laborious industry a man may observe here in a far greater degree than in towns and cities. I 30 have before hinted at some of my friend's exploits : he 46 THE SPECTATOR. has in his youthful days taken forty coveys of partridges in a season ; and tired many a sahnon with a line consist- ing but of a single hair. The constant thanks and good wishes of the neighbourhood always attended him, on account of his remarkable enmity towards foxes ; having destroyed more of those vermin in one year, than it M'as thought the whole country could have produced. Indeed the knight does not scruple to own among his most intimate friends, that in order to establish his reputation 10 this way, he has secretly sent for great numbers of them out of other counties, which he used to turn loose about the country by night, that he might the better signalize himself in their destruction the next day. His hunting horses were the finest and best managed in all these parts. His tenants are still full of the praises of a grey stone- hirse that unhappily staked himself several years since, and was buried with great solemnity in the orchard. Sir Roger, being at present too old for fox-hunting, to keep himself in action, has disposed of his beagles and got 20 a pack of stop-hounds. What these want in speed, he. endeavours to make amends for by the deepness of their mouths and the variety of their notes, which are suited in such manner to each other, that the whole cry makes up a complete concert. He is so nice in this particular, that a gentleman having made him a present of a very fine hound the other day, the knight returned it by the servant with a great many expressions of civility ; but desired him to tell his master, that the dog he had sent was indeed a most excellent bass, but that at present he only 30 wanted a counter-tenor. Could I believe my friend had ever read Shakspeare, I should certainly conclude he had taken the hint from Theseus in the Midsummer Night's Dream : i My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind, So flu'd, so sanded; and their heads are hung With ears that sweep away the morning dew, A HUNTING SCENE WITH SIR ROGER. 47 Crook-knee'd and dew-lap'd like Thessalian bulls, Slow in pursuit, but matcli'd in mouths like bells, Each under each. A cry more tuneable "Was never halloo'd to, nor cheer'd with horn. Sir Roger is so keen at this sport, that he has been out almost every day since I came down ; and upon the chaplain's offeiing to lend me his easy pad, I was prevailed on yesterday morning to make one of the company. I was extremely pleased, as we rid along, to observe the general benevolence of all the neighbourhood, towards my 10 friend. The farmers' sons thought themselves happy if they could opeu a gate for the good old knight as he passed by ; which he generally requited with a nod or a smile, and a kind inquiry after their fathers or uncles. After we had rid about a mile from home, we came upon a large heath, and the sportsmen began to beat. They had done so for some time, when, as I was at a little distance from the rest of the company, I saw a hare pop out from a small furze-brake almost under my horse's feet. I marked the way she took, which I en- 20 deavoured to make the company sensible of by extending my arm ; but to no purpose, till Sir Roger, who knows that none of my extraordinary motions are insignificant, rode up to me, and asked me, if puss was gone that way ] Upon my answering, yes, he immediately called in the dogs, and put them upon the scent. As they were going off, I heard one of the country-fellows muttering to his companion, "that 'twas a wonder they had not lost all their sport, for want of the silent gentleman's crying Stole away." 30 This, with my aversion to leaping hedges, made me withdraw to a rising ground, from whence I could have the pleasure of the whole chace, without the fatigue of keeping in with the hounds. The hare immediately threw them about a mile behind her ; but I was pleased to find, that instead of running straight forwards, or in huntei-'a 48 THE SPECTATOR. language, "flying the country," as I was afraid she might have done, she wheeled about, and described a sort of a circle round the hill where I had taken my station, in such a manner as gave me a very distinct view of the sport. I could see her first pass by, and the dogs some time afterwards unravelling the whole track she had made, and following her through all her doubles. I was at the same time delighted in observing that deference which the rest of the pack paid to each particular hound, 10 according to the character he had acquired amongst them. If they were at a fault, and an old hound of reputation opened but once, he was immediately followed by the whole cry ; while a raw dog, or one who was a noted liar, might have yelped his heart out, without being taken notice of. The hare now, after having squatted two or three times, and been put up again as often, came still nearer to the place where she was at first started. The dogs pursued her, and these were followed by the jolly knight, who 20 rode upon a white gelding, encompassed by his tenants and servants, and cheering his hounds with all the gaiet}i of five and twenty. One of the sportsmen rode up to me, and told me, that he was sure the cliace was almost at an end, because the old dogs, which had hitherto lain behind, now headed the pack. The fellow was in the right. Our hare took a large field just under us, followed by the full cry in view. I must confess the brightness of the weather, the cheerfulness of every thing around me, the chiding of the hounds, which was returning upon us 30 in a double echo from two neighbouring hills, with the hallooing of the sportsmen, and the sounding of the horn, lifted my spirits into a most lively pleasure, which I freely indulged because I was sure it was innocent. If I was under any concern, it was on the account of the poor hare, that was now quite spent, and almost within the reach of her enemies ; when the huntsman getting forward threw A HUNTING SCENE WITH SIR ROGER. 49 down his pole before the dogs. They were now within eight yards of that game which they had been pursuing for almost as many hours ; yet on the signal before- mentioned they all made a sudden stand, and though they continued opening as much as before, durst not once attempt to pass beyond the pole. At the same time Sir Eoger rode forward, and alighting, took up the hare in his arms ; which he soon after delivered up to one of his servants with an order, if she could be kept alive, to let her go in his great orchard ; where it seems he has several of 10 these prisoners of war, who live together in a very com- fortable captivity. I was highly pleased to see the discipline of the pack, and the good-nature of the knight, who could not find in his heart to mvirder a creature that had given him so much diversion. As we were returning home, I remembered that monsieur Paschal in his most excellent discourse on the Misery of Man, tells us, that all our endeavours after greatness proceed from nothing but a desire of being surrounded by a multitude of persons and affairs that may hinder us from 20 looking into ourselves, which is a view we cannot bear. He afterwards goes on to shew that our love of sports comes from the same reason, and is particularly severe upon hunting. "What," says he, "unless it be to drown thought, can make men throw away so much time and pains upon a silly animal, which they might buy cheaper in the market V The foregoing reflection is certainly just, when a man suffers his whole mind to be drawn into his sports, and altogether loses himself in the woods ; but does not affect those who propose a far more laudable end 30 from this exercise, I mean, the preservation of health, and keeping all the organs of the soul in a condition to exe- cute her orders. Had that incompai^able person, whom I last quoted, been a little more indulgent to himself in this point, the world might probably have enjoyed him much longer ; whereas through too great an application to 50 THE SPECTATOR. his studies in his youth he contracted that i]l habit of body, which, after a tedious sickness, carried him off in the fortieth year of his age-; and the whole history we have of his life till that time is but one continued account of the behaviour of a noble soul struggling under innumer- able pains and distempers. ;. For my own part, I intend to hunt twice a week during my stay with Sir Roger ; and shall prescribe the moderate use of this exercise to all my country friends, as the best 10 kind of physic for mending a bad constitution, and pre- serving a good one. I cannot do this better, than in the following lines out of Mr, Dryden : 1/ The first physicians by debauch were made ; Excess began, and sloth sustains the trade. By chace our long-liv'd fathers earn'd their food j Toil strung the nerves, and purify'd the blood ; But we their sons, a pamper'd race of men, Are dwindled down to threescore years and ten, 20 Better to hunt in fields for health unbought, Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught. The wise for cure on exercise depend : God never made his work for man to mend. , , ^ X. V XIII. ON WITCHCRAFT— STORY OF MOLL WHITK No. 117.] Saturday, July 14, 1711, [Addison, Ipsi sibi somnia fingunt. — Virg. Ed. viii. 108. With voluntary dreams they cheat their minds. There are some opinions in which a man should stand neuter, without engaging his assent to one side or the other. Such a hovering faith as this, which refuses to settle upon any determination, is absolutely necessary in 30 a mind that is careful to avoid errors and prepossessions. When the arguments press equally on both sides in ON WITCHCRAFT-STORY OF MOLL WHITE. 51 matters that are indifferent to us, the safest method is to give up ourselves to neither. It is with this teiujier of mind that I consider the subject of witchcraft. When I hear the relations that are made from all parts of the world, not only from Norway and Lapland, from the East and West-Indies, but from every particular nation in Europe, I cannot forbear think- ing that there is such an intercourse and commerce with evil spirits, as that which we express by the name of witchcraft. But when I consider that the ignorant and 10 credulous parts of the world abound most in these rela- tions, and that the persons among us, who are supposed to engage in such an infernal commerce, are people of a weak understanding and crazed imagination, and at the same time reflect upon the many impostures and delusions of this nature that have been detected in all ages, I endeavour to suspend my belief till I hear more certain accounts than any which have yet come to my knowledge. In short, when I consider the question, whether there are such persons in the world as those we call witches, 20 my mind is divided between the two opposite opinions, or rather (to speak my thoughts freely) I believe in general that there is, and has been such a thing as witchcraft ; but at the same time can give no credit to any particular instance of it. I am engaged in this speculation by some occurrences that I met with yesterday, which I shall give my reader an account of at large. As I was walking with my friend Sir Roger by the side of one of his woods, an old woman applied herself to me for my charity. Her dress and figure 30 put me in mind of the following description in Otway : In a close lane as I pursu'd my journey, I spy'd a wrinkled hag, with age grown double, Picking dry sticks, and mumbling to herself. Her eyes with scalding rheum were gall'd and red ; Cold palsy shook her head ; her hands seem'd wither'd ; 52 THE SPECTATOR. And on her crooked shoulders had she wrapt The tatter'd remnant of an old strip'd hanging, Which serv'd to keep her carcase from the cold ; So there was nothing of a piece about her. Her lower weeds were all o'er coarsely patch'd With different colour'd rags, black, red, white, yellow, And seem'd to speak variety of wretchedness. As I was musing on this description, and comparing it with the object before me, the knight told me, that this 10 very old woman had the reputation of a witch all over the country, that her lips were observed to be always in motion, and that there was not a switch about her house which her neighbours did not believe had carried her several hundreds of miles. If she chanced to stumble, they always found sticks or straws that lay in the figure of a cross before her. If she made any mistake at church, and cried amen in a wrong place, they never failed to conclude that she was saying her prayers backwards. There was not a maid in the parish that would take a pin 20 of her, though she should offer a bag of money with it. She goes by the name of Moll White, and has made the country ring with several imaginary exploits which are palmed upon her. If the dairy-maid does not make her butter come so soon as she would have it, Moll White is at the bottom of the churn. If a horse sweats in the stable, Moll White has been upon his back. If a hare makes an unexpected escape from the hounds, the hunts- man curses Moll White. "Nay," says Sir Koger, "I have known the master of the pack, upon such an occasion, 30 send one of his servants to see if Moll White had been out that morning." This account raised my curiosity so far, that I begged my friend Sir Roger to go with me into her hovel, which stood in a solitary corner under the side of the wood. I3pon our first entering, Sir Roger winked to me, and pointed at something that stood behind the door, which ON WITCHCRAFT— STORY OF MOLL WHITE. 53 upon looking that way, I found to be an old broom-staff. At the same time he whispered me in the ear to take notice of a tabby cat that sate in the chimney corner, which, as the old knight told me, lay under as bad a report as Moll White herself ; for besides that Moll is said often to accompany her in the same shape, the cat is reported to have spoken twice or thrice in her life, and to have played several pranks above the capacity of an ordinary cat. I was secretly concerned to see human nature in so 10 much wretchedness and disgrace, but at the same time could not forbear smiling to hear Sir Eoger, who is a little puzzled about the old woman, advising her as a justice of peace to avoid all communication with the devil, and never to hurt any of her neighbours' cattle. We concluded our visit with a bounty, which was very acceptable. In our return home, Sir Eoger told me, that old Moll had often been brought before him for making children spit pins, and giving maids the nightmare ; and that the country people would be tossing her into a pond and try- 20 ing experiments with her every day, if it was not for him and his chaplain. I have since found upon enquiry, that Sir Roger was several times staggered with the reports that had been brought him concerning this old woman, and would fre- quently have bound her over to the county sessions, had not his chaplain with much ado persuaded him to the contrary. I have been the more particular in this account, because I hear there is scarce a village in England that has not a 30 Moll White in it. When an old woman begins to doat, and grow chargeable to a pariah, she is generally turned into a witch, and fills the whole country with extravagant fancies, imaginary distempers, and terrifying dreams. In the mean time, the poor wretch that is the innocent occasion of so many evils begins to be frightened at herself, and 54 THE SPECTATOR. sometimes confesses secret commerces and familiarities that her imagination forms in a delirious old age. This fre- quently cuts off charity from the greatest objects of compassion, and inspires people with a malevolence towards those poor decrepit parts of our species, in whom human nature is defaced by infirmity and dotage. L. XIV. SIE ROGER'S REFLECTIONS ON THE WIDOW. No. 118.] Monday, July 16, 1711. [Steele. Hseret lateri lethalis arundo. — Virg. Aen. iv. 73. The fatal dart Sticks in his side, and rankles in his heart. — Dryden. 10 This agreeable seat is surrounded with so many pleasing walks, which are struck out of a wood, in the midst of which the house stands, that one can hardly ever be weary of rambling from one labyrinth of delight to another. To one used to live in a city the charms of the country are so exquisite, that the mind is lost in a certain transport which raises us above ordinary life, and yet is not strong enough to be inconsistent with tranquillity. This state of mind was I in, ravished with the murmur of waters, the whisper of breezes, the singing of birds ; 20 and whether I looked up to the heavens, down on the earth, or turned to the prospects around me, still struck with new sense of joleasure ; when I found by the voice of my friend, who walked by me, that we had insensibly strolled into the grove sacred to the widow. " This woman," says he, " is of all others the most unintelligible ; she either designs to marry, or she does not. What is the most perplexing of all is, that she does not either say to her lovers she has any resolution against that condition of life in general, or that she banislies them ; but conscious 30 of her own merit she permits their addresses, without fear af any ill consequence, or want of respect, from their SIR ROGER'S REFLECTIONS ON THE WIDOW. 55 rage or despair. She has that in her aspect, against which it is impossible to offend. A man whose thoughts are constantly bent upon so agreeable an object, must be excused if the ordinary occurrences in conversation are below his attention. I call her indeed perverse, but, alas! why do I call her so ? because her superior merit is such, that I cannot approach her without awe, that my heart is checked by too much esteem : I am angry that her charms are not more accessible, that I am more inclined to worship than salute her. How often have I wished her 10 unhappy, that I might have an opportunity of serving her 1 And how often troubled in that very imagination, at giving her the pain of being obliged? Well, I have led a miserable life in secret upon her account ; but fancy she would have condescended to have some regard for me, if it had not been for that watchful animal her confidant. "Of all persons under the sun," (continued he, calling me by my name) "be sure to set a mark upon confidants: they are of all people the most impertinent. What is most pleasant to observe in them is, that they assume to 20 themselves the merit of the persons wliom they have in their custody. Orestilla is a great fortune, and in wonder- ful danger of surprises, therefore full of suspicions of the least indifferent thing, particularly careful of new acquaint- ance, and of growing too familiar with the old. Themista, her favourite woman, is every whit as careful of whom she speaks to, and what she says. Let the ward be a beauty, her confidant shall treat you with an air of distance ; let her be a fortune, and she assumes the suspicious behaviour of her friend and patroness. Thus 30 it is that very many of our unmarried women of distinc- tion are to all intents and purposes married, except the consideration of different sexes. They are directly under the conduct of their whisperer ; and think they are in a state of freedom, while they can prate with one of these attendants of all men in general, and still avoid the man 56 THE SPECTATOR. they most like. Yoii do not see one heiress in a liundred whose fate does not turn upon this circumstance of choosing a confidant. Thus it is that the lady is addressed to, presented and flattered, only by proxy, in her woman. In my case, how is it possible that " Sir Eoger was proceeding in his harangue, when we heard the voice of one speaking very importunately, and repeating these words, "what, not one smile?" We followed the sound till we came to a close thicket, on the other side of 10 which we saw a young woman sitting as it were in a personated suUenness just over a transparent fountain. Opposite to her stood Mr. William, Sir Roger's master of the game. The knight whispered me, "hist, these are lovers." The huntsman looking earnestly at the shadow of the young maiden in the stream, "Oh thou dear picture, if thou couldst remain there in the absence of that fair creature whom you represent in the water, how willingly could I stand here satisfied for ever, without troubling my dear Betty herself with any mention of her unfortunate 20 William, whom she is angry with ! But, alas ! when she pleases to be gone, thou wilt also vanish Yet let me talk to thee while thou dost stay. Tell my dearest Betty thou dost not more depend upon her, than does her William : her absence will make away with me as well as thee. If she ofi"ers to remove thee, I will jump into these waves to lay hold on thee ; herself, her own dear person, I must never embrace again. — Still do you hear me without one smile — It is too much to bear—" He had no sooner spoke these words, but he made an oflfer of throwing himself into 30 the water : at which his mistress started up, and at the next instant he jumped across the fountain and met her in an embrace. She half-recovering from her fright, said in the most charming voice imaginable, and with a tone of complaint, " I thought how well you would drown yourself. No, no, you will not drown yourself till you have taken your leave of Susan Holiday." The huntsman, with a tender- SIR ROGER'S REFLECTIONS ON THE WIDOW. 57 ness that spoke the most passionate love, and with his cheek close to hers, whispered the softest vows of fidelity in her ear, and cried, "Do not, my dear, believe a word Kate Willow says ; she is spiteful, and makes stories, because she loves to hear me talk to herself for your sake." " Look you there," quoth Sir Koger, " do you see there, all mischief comes from confidants! But let us not interrupt them ; the maid is honest, and the man dare not be other- wise : for he knows I loved her father : I will interpose in this matter, and hasten the wedding. Kate Willow is 10 a witty mischievous wench in the neighbourhood, who was a beauty ; and makes me hope I shall see the perverse widow in her condition. She was so flippant with her answers to all the honest fellows that came near her, and so very vain of her beauty, that she has valued herself upon her charms till they are ceased. She therefore now makes it her business to prevent other young women from being more discreet than she was herself : however, the saucy thing said the other day well enough, 'Sir Eoger and I must make a match, for we are both despised by 20 those we loved.' The hussy has a great deal of power wherever she comes, and has her share of cunning. "However, when I reflect upon this woman, I do not know whether in the main I am the worse for having loved her ; whenever she is recalled to my imagination my youth returns, and I feel a forgotten warmth in my veins. This afiliction in my life has streaked all my conduct with a softness, of which I should otherwise have been incapable. It is perhaps, to this dear image in my heart owing that I am apt to relent, that I easily forgive, and that many 30 desirable things are grown into my temper, which I should not have arrived at by better motives than the thought of being one day hers. I am pretty well satisfied such a passion as I have had is never well cured ; and between you and me, I am often apt to imagine it has had some whimsical eff"ect upon my brain : for I frequently find, that 58 THE SPECTATOR. in my most serious discourse I let fall some comical familiarity of speech or odd phrase that makes the company laugh. However, I cannot but allow she is a most excellent woman. When she is in the country I warrant she does not run into dairies, but reads upon the natui'e of plants : but has a glass-hive, and comes into the garden out of books to see them work, and observe the policies of their commonwealth. She understands every thing. I would give ten pounds to hear her argue with my friend Sir Andrew 10 Freeport about trade. No, no, for all she looks so innocent as it were, take my word for it she is no fool." T. XV. RURAL MANNERS. No. 119.] Tuesday, July 17, 1711. [Addison. Urbem quam dicunt Roman, Meliboee, putavi, Stultus ego luiic nostrae similem. — Virg. Eel. i 20, The city men call Rome, unskilful clown, I thought resembled this our humble town. — Warton. The first and most obvious reflections which arise in a man who changes the city for the country, are upon the different manners of the peojile whom he meets with in those two different scenes of life. By manners I do not mean morals, 20 but behaviour and good breeding, as they shew themselves in the town and in the country. And here, in the first place, I must observe a very great revolution that has happened in this article of good-breeding. Several obliging deferences, condescensions, and submissions, with many outward forms and ceremonies that accompany them, were first of all brought up among the politer part of mankind, who lived in courts and cities, and distinguished themselves from the rustic part of the species (who on all occasions acted bluntly and naturally) by such a mutual 30 complaisance and intercourse of civilities. These forms of RURAL MANNERS, 59 conversation by degrees multiplied and grew troviblesome ; the modish world found too great a constraint in them, and have therefore thrown most of them aside. Coversation, like the Roman religion, was so encumbered with show and cere- mony, that it stood in need of a reformation to retrench its superfluities, and restore it to its natural good sense and beauty. At present, therefore, an unconstrained carriage, and a certain openness of behaviour, are the height of good- breeding. The fashionable wox-ld is grown free and easy ; our manners sit more loose upon us. Nothing is so modish 10 as an agreeable negligence. In a word, good-breeding shews itself most, where to an ordinary eye it appears the least. If after this we look on the people of mode in the country, we find in them the manners of the last age. They have no sooner fetched themselves up to the fashion of the polite world, but the town has dropped them and are nearer to the first state of nature, than to those refinements which formerly reigned in the court, and still prevail in the coun- try. One may now know a man that never conversed in the world by his excess of good-breeding. A polite country 20 esquire shall make you as many bows in half an hour, as would serve a courtier for a week. There is infinitely more to do about place and precedency in a meeting of justices wives, than in an assembly of duchesses. This rural politeness is very troublesome to a man of my temper, who generally takes the chair that is next me, and walk first or last, in the front or in the rear, as chance directs. 1 have known my friend Sir Roger's dinner almost cold before the company could adjust the ceremonial, and be prevailed upon to sit down ; and have heartily pitied my old 30 friend when I have seen him forced to pick and cull his guests, as they sat at the several parts of his table, that he might drink their healths according to their respective ranks and qualities. Honest Will Wimble, whom I should have thought had been altogether uninfected with ceremony, gives me abundance of trouble in this particular. Though he 60 THE SPECTATOR. has been fishing all the morning, he will not help himself at dinner until I am served. When we are going ovit of the hall, he runs behind me ; and last night, as we were walking in the fields, stopped short at a stile till I came up to it, and upon my making signs to him to get over, told me, with a serious smile, that sure I believed they had no manners in the country. There has happened another revolution in the point of good-breeding, which relates to the conversation among men 10 of mode, and which I cannot but look upon as very extra- ordinary. It was certainly one of the first distinctions of a well-bred man, to express everything that had the most remote appearance of being obscene, in modest terms and dis- tant phrases ; whilst the clown, who had no such delicacy of conception or expression, clothed his ideas in those plain homely terms that are the most obvious and natural. This kind of good manners was perhaps carried to an excess, so as to make conversation too stiif, formal, and precise ; for which reason (as hypocrisy in one age is generally succeeded by 20 atheism in another) conversation is in a great measure re- lapsed into the first extreme ; so that at present several of our men of the town, and particularly those who have been polished in France, make use of the most coarse uncivilized words in our language, and utter themselves often in such a manner as a clown would blush to hear. This infamous piece of good-breeding, which reigns among the co.xcombs of the town, has not yet made its way into the country ; and as it is impossible for such an irrational way of conversation to last long among a people that makes any 30 profession of religion, or show of modesty, if the country gentlemen get into it, they will certainly be left in the lurch. Their good -breeding will come too late to them, and they will be thought a parcel of lewd clowns, while they fancy themselves talking together like men of wit and pleasure. As the two points of good-breeding, which I have hitherto insisted upon, regard behaviour and conversation, there is a RURAL MANNERS. 61 third which turns upon dress. In this too the country are very much behindhand. The rural beaus are not yet got out of the fashion that took place at the time of the Revolution, but ride about the country in red coats and laced hats ; while the women in many parts are still trying to outvie one another in the height of their head-dresses. But a friend of mine, who is now upon the western circuit, having promised to give me an account of the several modes and fashions that prevail in the different parts of the nation through which he passes, I shall defer the enlarging upon 10 this last topic till I have received a letter from him, which I expect every post. XVI. INSTINCT IN ANIMALS. No. 120.] Wednesday, July 18, 1711. [Addison. Equidem credo, quia sit divinitus illis Ingenium. — Virg. Georg. i. 415. I deem their breasts inspir'd With a divine sagacity. My friend Sir Roger is very often merry with me upon my passing so much of my time among his poultry. He has caught me twice or thrice looking after a bird's nest, and several times sitting an hour or two together 20 near a hen and chickens. He tells me he believes I am personally acquainted with every fowl about his house ; calls such a particular cock my favourite; and frequently complains that his ducks and geese have more of my company than himself. I must confess I am infinitely delighted with those speculations of nature which are to be made in a country- life ; and as my reading has very much lain among books of natural history, I cannot forbear recollecting upon this occasion the several remarks which I have met with in 30 authors, and comparing them with what falls under my G2 THE SPECTATOR. own observation •. the arguments for Providence drawn from the natural history of animals being in my opinion demonstrative. The make of every kind of animal is different from that of every other kind ; and yet there is not the least turn in the muscles or twist in the fibres of any one, which does not render them more proper for that particular animal's way of life than any other cast or texture of them would have been. 10 It is astonishing to consider the different degrees of care that descend from the parent to the young, so far as is absolutely necessary for the leaving a posterity Some creatures cast their eggs as chance directs them and think of them no farther ; as insects and several kinds of fish. Others, of a nicer frame, find out proper beds to deposit them in, and there leave them ; as the serpent, the crocodile, and ostrich , others hatch their eggs and tend their birth, until it is able to shift for itself. What can we call the principle which directs every 20 different kiud of bird to observe a particular plan in the structure of its nest, and directs all the same species to work after the same model ? It cannot be imitation ; for though you hatch a crow under a hen, and never let it see any of the works of its own kind, the nest it makes shall be the same, to the laying of a stick, with all the other nests of the same species. It cannot be reason ; for were animals endued with it to as groat a degree as man, their buildings would be as different as oui's, according to the different conveniencies that they would propose to 30 theniselves. Is it not remarkable, that the same temper of weather, which raises this genial warmth in animals, should cover the trees with leaves, and the fields with gi'ass, for their security and concealment, and produce such infinite swarms of insects for the supj^ort and sustenance of their respective broods 1 INSTINCT IN ANIMALS. 63 Is it not wonderfu], that the love of the parent should be so violent while it lasts, and that it should last no longer than is necessary for the preservation of the young? But notwithstanding this natural love in brutes is much more violent and intense than in rational creatui'es, Provi- dence has taken care that it should be no longer trouble- some to the parent than it is useful to the young ; for so soon as the wants of the latter cease, the mother withdraws her fondness, and leaves them to provide for themselves ; and what is a very remarkable circumstance in this part 10 of instinct, we find that the love of the parent may be lengthened out beyond its usual time, if the preservation of the species requires it ; as we may see in birds that drive away their young as soon as they are able to get their livelihood, but continue to feed them if they are tied to the nest, or confined within a cage, or by any other means appear to be out of a condition of supplying their own necessities. This natural love is not observed in animals to ascend from the young to the parent, which is not at all necessary 20 for the continuance of the sj:)ecies : nor indeed in reasonable ci'eatures does it rise in any proportion, as it spreads itself downwai'd , for in all family affection, we find protection granted and favours bestowed, are greater motives to love and tenderness, than safety, benefits, or life received. One would wonder to hear sceptical men disputing for the reason of animals, and telling us it is only our pride and prejudices that will not allow them the use of that faculty. Reason shows itself in all occurrences of life ; whereas 30 the Brute makes no discovery of such a talent, but in what immediately regards his own preservation, or the continu- ance of his species. Animals in their generation are wiser than the sons of men ; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. Take a brute out of his instinct, and you find him wholly deprived 64 THE SPECTATOR. of understanding. To use an instance that comes often under observation : With what caution does the hen provide herself a nest in places unfrequented, and free from noise and disturb- ance ! when she has laid her eggs in such a manner that she can cover them, what care does she take in turning them frequently, that all parts may partake of the vital warmth ! when she leaves them, to provide for her necessary sustenance, how punctually does she return 10 before they have time to cool, and become incapable of producing an animal ! In the- summer you see her giving herself greater freedoms, and quitting her care for above two hours together ; but in winter, when the rigour of the season would chill the principles of life, and destroy the young one, she grows more assiduous in her attendance, and stays away but half the time. When the birth approaches, with how much nicety and attention does she help the chick to break its prison ! not to take notice of her covering it from the injuries of the weather, providing 20 it proper nourishment, and teaching it to help itself; nor to mention her forsaking the nest, if after the usual time of reckoning the young one does not make its appearance. A chymical operation could not be followed with greater art or diligence, than is seen in the hatching of a chick ; though there are many other birds that shew an infinitely greater sagacity in all the forementioned particulars. But at the same time the hen, that has all this seeming ingenuity (which is indeed absolutely necessary for the propagation of the species), considered in other respects, 30 is without the least glimmering of thought or common sense. She mistakes a piece of chalk for an egg, and sits upon it in the same manner. She is insensible of any increase or diminution in the number of those she lays. She does not distinguish between her own and those of another species ; and when the birth appears of never so different a bird, will cherish it for her own. In all these INSTINCT IN ANIMALS. 65 circumstances which do not carry an immediate regard to the subsistence of herself or her species, she is a very idiot. There is not in my opinion, any thing more mysterious in nature than this instinct in animals, which thus rises above reason, and falls infinitely short of it. It cannot be accounted for by any properties in matter, and at the same time works after so odd a manner, that one cannot think it the faculty of an intellectual being. For my own part, I look upon it as upon the principle of gravitation 10 in bodies, which is not to be explained by any known qualities inherent in the bodies themselves, nor from any laws of mechanism, but, according to the best notions of the greatest philosophers, is an immediate impression from the first Mover, and the divine energy acting in the creatures. L. XVII. INSTINCT IN Al^HMAluS— Continued. No. 121.] Thursday, July 19, 1711. [Addison. Jovis omnia plena. — Virg. Ed. iii. 60. All things are full of Jove. As I was walking this morning in the great yard that belongs to my friend's country-house, I was wonderfully 20 pleased to see the different workings of instinct in a hen followed by a brood of ducks. The young, upon the sight of a pond, immediately ran into it ; while the stepmother, with all imaginable anxiety, hovered about the borders of it, to call them out of an element that appeared to her so dangerous and destructive. As the different principle which acted in these different animals cannot be termed reason, so when we call it instinct, we mean something we have no knowledge of. To me, as I hinted in my last paper, it seems the immediate direction of Providence, and such 30 an operation of the supreme Being, as that which deter- E 66 THE SPECTATOR. mines all the portions of matter to their proper centres. A modern philosopher, quoted by Monsieur Bayle in his learned dissertation on the Souls of Brutes, delivers the same opinion, though in a bolder form of words, where he says, Deus est anima hrutorum, "God himself is the soul of brutes." Who can tell what to call that seeming sagacity in animals, which directs them to such food as is proper for them, and makes them naturally avoid whatever is noxious or unwholesome ? Tully has observed, that a lamb 10 no sooner falls from its mother, but immediately and of its own accord it applies itself to tlie teat. Dampier, in his Travels, tells us, that when seamen are thrown upon any of the unknown coasts of America they never venture upon the fruit of any tree, how tempting soever it may appear, unless they observe that it is marked with the ^Decking of birds ; but fall on without any fear or appre- hension where the birds have been before them. But notwithstanding animals have nothing like the use of reason, we find in them all the lower parts of our nature, 20 the passions and senses in their greatest strength and perfection. And here it is worth our observation, that all beasts and birds of prey are wonderfully subject to anger, malice, revenge, and all the other violent passions that may animate them in search of their proper food ; as those that are incapable of defending themselves, or annoying others, or whose safety lies chiefly in their flight, are suspicious, fearful, and apprehensive of every thing they see or hear ; whilst others, that are of assistance and use to man have their natures softened with something mild 30 and tractable, and by that means are qualified for a domestic life. In this case the passions generally correspond with the make of the body. We do not find the fury of a lion in so weak and defenceless an animal as a Iamb ; nor the meekness of a lamb in a creature so armed for battle and assault as the lion. In the same manner, we find that particular animals have a more or less exquisite sharpness INSTINCT IN ANIMALS. 67 and sagacity in those particular senses which most turn to their advantage, and in which their safety and welfare is the most concerned. Nor must we here omit that great variety of arms with which nature has diflferently fortified the bodies of several kind of animals, such as claws, hoofs, horns, teeth, and tusks, a tail, a sting, a trunk, or a proboscis. It is like- wise observed by naturalists, that it must be some hidden principle, distinct from what we call reason, which instructs animals in the use of these their arms, and teaches them 10 to manage . them to the best advantage ; because they naturally defend themselves with that part in which their strength lies, before the weapon be formed in it ; as is remarkable in lambs, which, though they are bred within doors, and never saw the actions of their own species, push at those who approach them with their foreheads, before the first budding of a horn appears. I shall add to these general observations an instance, which Mr. Locke has given us of Providence even in the imperfections of a creature which seems the meanest and 20 the most despicable in the whole animal world. " We may," says he, "from the make of an oyster, or cockle, conclude, that it has not so many nor so quick senses as a man, or several other animals : nor if it had, would it, in that state and incapacity of transferring itself from one place to another, be bettered by them. What good would sight and hearing do to a creature, that cannot move itself to or from the object, wherein at a distance it perceives good or evil ? and would not quickness of sensation be an inconvenience to an animal that must be still where 30 chance has once placed it, and there receive the afflux of colder or warmer, clean or foul water, as it happens to come to it ? " I shall add to this instance out of Mr. Locke another out of the learned Dr. More, who cites it from Cardan, in relation to another animal which Providence has left 68 • THE SPECTATOR. defective, but at the same time has shown its wisdom in the formation of that organ in which it seems chiefly to have failed. "What is more obvious and ordinary than a mole ? and yet what more palpable argument of Providence than she ? the members of her body are so exactly fitted to her nature and manner of life : for her dwelling being under ground where nothing is to be seen, nature has so obscurely fitted her with eyes, that naturalists can scarce agree whether she have any sight at all, or no. But for 10 amends, what she is capable of for her defence and warning of danger, she has very eminently conferred upon her ; for she is exceeding quick of hearing. And then her short tail and short legs, but broad fore-feet armed with sharp claws ; we see by the event to what purpose they are, she so swiftly working herself under ground, and making her way so fast in the earth as they that behold it cannot but admire it. Her legs therefore are short, that she need dig no more than will serve the mere thickness of her body ; and her fore-feet are broad that she may 20 scoop away much earth at a time ; and little or no tail she has, because she courses it not on the ground, like the rat or mouse, of whose kindred she is ; but lives under the earth, and is fain to dig herself a dwelling there. And she making her way through so thick an element, which will not yield easily, as the air or the water, it had been dangerous to have drawn so long a train behind her; for her enemy might fall upon her rear, and fetch her out, before she had completed or got full possession of her works." 30 I cannot forbear mentioning Mr. Boyle's remark upon this last creature, who I remember somewhere in his works observes, that though the mole be not totally blind (as it is commonly thought) she has not sight enough to dis- tinguish particular objects. Her eye is said to have but one humour in it, which is supposed to give her the idea of light but of nothing else, and is so formed that this INSTINCT IN ANIMALS. 69 idea is probably painful to the animal. Whenever she comes up into broad day she might be in danger of being taken, unless she were thus affected by a light striking upon her eye and immediately warning her to bury herself in her proper element. More sight would be useless to her, as none at all might be fatal. I have only instanced such animals as seem the most imperfect works of nature ; and if Providence shows itself even in the blemishes of these creatures, how much more does it discover itself in the several endowments which it 10 has variously bestowed upon such creatures as are more or less finished and completed in their several faculties, accord- ing to the condition of life in which they are posted. I could wish our Boyal Society would compile a body of natural history, the best that could be gathered together 'from books and observations. If the several writers among them took each his particular species, and gave us a distinct account of its original, birth and education ; its policies, hostilities and alliances, with the frame and texture of its inward and outward parts, and particularly those that dis- 20 tinguish it from all other animals, with their peculiar aptitudes for the state of being in which providence has placed them, it would be one of the best services their studies could do mankind, and not a little redound to the glory of the all-wise Contriver. It is true, such a natural history, after all the disquisi- tions of the learned, would be infinitely short and defective. Seas and deserts hide millions of animals from our observa- tion. Innumerable artifices and stratagems are acted in the "howling wilderness" and in the "great deep," that 30 can never come to our knowledge. Besides that there are infinitely more species of creatures which are not to be seen without, nor indeed with the help of the finest glasses, than of such as are bulky enough for the naked eye to take hold of. However, from the consideration of such animals as lie within the compass of our knowledge, we might 70 THE SPECTATOR. easily form a conclusion of the rest, that the same variety of wisdom and goodness runs through the whole creation, and puts every creature in a condition to provide for its safety and subsistence in its proper station. Tully has given us an admirable sketch of natural history in his second book concerning the Nature of the Gods ; and that in a style so raised by metaphors and descriptions, that it lifts the subject above raillery and ridicule, which frequently fall on such nice observations when they pass 10 through the hands of an ordinary writer. L. 1/ XVIII. SIR ROGEE AT THE ASSIZES. No. 122.] Friday, July 20, 1711. [Addison. Comes jucundus in via pro vehiculo est. — Publ. Syr. Frag. An agreeable companion upon the road is as good as a coach. A man's first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart ; his next, to escape the censures of the world. If the last interferes with the former, it ought to be entirely neglected ; but otherwise there cannot be a greater satisfaction to an honest mind, than to see those approba- tions which it gives itself, seconded by the applauses of the public. A man is more sure of his conduct, v/hen the 20 verdict which he passes upon his own behaviour is thus warranted and confirmed by the opinion of all that know him. My worthy friend Sir Roger is one of those who is not only at peace within himself, but beloved and esteemed by all about him. He receives a suitable tribute for his uni- versal benevolence to mankind, in the returns of affection and goodwill, which are paid him by every one that lives within his neighbourhood. I lately met with two or three odd instances of that general respect which is shewn to 30 the good old knight. He would needs carry Will Wimble and myself with him to the country assizes. As we were SIR ROGER AT THE ASSIZES. 71 upon the road Will Wimble joined a couple of plain men who rid before us, and conversed with them for some time ; during which my friend Sir Eoger acquainted me with their characters. " The first of them," says he, " that hath a spaniel by his side, is a yeoman of about a hundred pounds a year, an honest man. He is just within the game act, and qualified to kill an hare or a pheasant. He knocks down ^^ a dinner with his gun twice or thrice a week ; and by that means lives much cheaper than those who have not 10 so good an estate as himself. He would be a good neigh- bour if he did not destroy so many partridges. In short, he is a very sensible man ; shoots flying ; and has been several times foreman of the petty -jury." " The other that rides along with him is Tom Touchy, a fellow famous for ' taking the law ' of everybody. There is not one in the town where he lives that he has not sued at a quarter-sessions. The rogue had once the im- pudence to go to law with the Widow. His head is full of costs, damages, and ejectments. He plagued a couple 20 of honest gentlemen so long for a trespass in breaking one of his hedges, till he was forced to sell the ground it enclosed to defray the charges of the prosecution. His father left him fourscore pounds a year ; but he has cast and been cast so often, that he is not now worth thirty. I suppose he is going upon the old business of the willow- tree." As Sir Roger was giving me this account of Tom Touchy, Will Wimble and his two companions stopped short till we came up to them. After having paid their respects to 30 Sir Eoger, Will told liim that Mr. Touchy and he must appeal to him upon a dispute that arose between them. Will, it seems, had been giving his fellow-traveller an account of his angling one day in such a hole ; when Tom Touchy, instead of hearing out his story, told him, that Mr. such a one, if he pleased, might 'take the law of him' 72 THE SPECTATOR. for fishing in that part of the river. My friend Sir Roger heard them both, upon a round trot, and after having paused some time, told them, with the air of a man who would not give his judgment rashly, 'that much might be said on both sides.' They were neither of them dissatisfied with the knight's determination, because neither of them found himself in the wrong by it. Upon which we made the best of our way to the assizes. The court was sat before Sir Roger came, but notwith- 10 standing all the justices had taken their places upon the bench, they made room for the old knight at the head of them ; who, for his reputation in the country, took occasion to whisper in the judge's ear, that he was glad his lordship had met with so much good weather in his circuit. I was listening to the proceedings of the court with much atten- tion, and infinitely pleased with that great appearance and solemnity which so properly accompanies such a public administration of our laws ; when, after about an hour's sitting, I observed, to my great surprise, in the midst of 20 a trial, that my friend Sir Roger was getting up to speak. I was in some pain for him, until I found he had acquitted himself of two or three sentences, with a look of much business and great intrepidity. Upon his first rising the court was hushed, and a general whisper ran among the country people that Sir Roger ' was up.' The speech he made was so little to the purpose, that I shall not trouble my readers with an account of it ; and I believe was not so much designed by the knight himself to inform the court, as to give him a figure in my eye, and 30 keep up his credit in the country. I was highly delighted, when the coui-t rose, to see the gentlemen of the country gathering about my old friend, and striving who should compliment him most ; at the same time that the ordinary people gazed upon him at a distance, not a little admiring his courage, that was not afraid to speak to the judge. SIR ROGER AT THE ASSIZES. 73 In our return home we met with a very odd accident ; which I cannot forbear relating, because it shews how desirous all who know Sir Roger are of giving him marks of their esteem. When we were arrived upon the verge of his estate, we stopped at a little inn to rest ourselves and our horses. The man of the house had, it seems, been formerly a servant in the knight's family ; and to do honour to his old master, had some time since, unknown to Sir Eoger, put him up in a sign-post before the door ; so that the knight's head had hung out upon the road about a 10 week before he himself knew anything of the matter. As soon as Sir Roger was acquainted with it, finding that his servant's indiscretion proceeded wholly from affection and good-will, he only told him that he had made him too high a compliment ; and when the fellow seemed to think that could hardly be, added with a more decisive look, that it was too great an honour for any man under a duke ; but told him at the same time, that it might be altered with a very few touches, and that he himself would be at the charge of it. Accoi'dingly they got a painter, by the 20 knight's directions, to add a pair of whiskers to the face, and by a little aggravation of the features to change it into the Saracen's Head. I should not have known this story, had not the inn-keeper, upon Sir Roger's alighting, told him in my hearing that his honour's head was brought back last night, with the alterations that he had ordered to be made in it. Upon this my friend, with his usual cheerfulness, related the particulars above-mentioned, and ordered the head to be brought into the room. I could not forbear discovering greater expressions of mirth than 30 ordinary upon the appearance of this monstrous face, under which, notwithstanding it was made to frown and stare in the most extraordinary manner, I could still discover a distant resemblance of my old friend. Sir Roger, upon seeing me laugh, desired me to tell him truly if I thought it possible for people to know him in that disguise. T at 74 THE SPECTATOR. first kept my usual silence ; but upon the kniglit's conjuring me to tell him whether it was not still more like himself than a Saracen, I composed my countenance in the best manner I could, and replied, that " much might be said on both sides." These several adventures, with the knight's behaviour in them, gave me as pleasant a day as ever I met with in any of my travels. XIX. EDUCATION OF COUNTEY SQUIEES. No, 123.] Saturday, July 21, 1711. [Addison. Doctrina sed vim promovet insitam, 10 Rectique cultus pectora roborant : Utcunque defecere mores, Dedecorant bene nata culpse. — Hor. 4 Od. iv. 33. Yet the best blood by learning is refin'd, And virtue arms the solid mind ; Whilst vice will stain the noblest race, And the paternal stamp efface. — Oldisworth. As I was yesterday taking the air with my friend Sir Roger, we were met by a fresh-coloured ruddy young man who rid by us full speed, with a couple of servants 20 behind him. Upon my inquiry who he was. Sir Eoger told me that he was a young gentleman of a considerable estate, who had been educated by a tender mother that lived not many miles from the place where we were. She is a very good lady, says my friend, but took so much care of her son's health, that she has made him good for nothing. She quickly found that reading was bad for his eyes, and that writing made his head ache. He was let loose among the woods as soon as he was able to ride on horseback, or to carry a gun upon his shoulder. 30 To be brief, I found, by my friend's account of him, that he had got a great stock of health, but nothing else ; and EDUCATION OF COUNTRY SQUIRES. 75 that if it were a man's business only to live, there would not be a more accomplished young fellow in the whole country. The truth of it is, since my residing in these parts I have seen and heard innumerable instances of young heirs and elder brothers who, either from their own reflecting upon the estates they are born to, and therefore thinking all other accomplishments unnecessary, or from hearing these notions frequently inculcated to them by the flattery of their servants and domestics, or from the same foolish 10 thought prevailing in those who have the care of their education, are of no manner of use but to keep up their families, and transmit their lands and houses in a line to posterity. This makes me often think on a story I have heard of two friends, which I shall give my reader at large, under feigned names. The moral of it may, I hope, be useful, though there are some circumstances which make it rather appear like a novel, than a true story. Eudoxus and Leontine began the world with small estates. 20 They were both of them men of good sense and great virtue. They prosecuted their studies together in their earlier years, and entered into svich a friendship as lasted to the end of their lives. Eudoxus, at his first setting out in the world, threw himself into a court, where by his natural endow- ments and his acquired abilities he made his way from one post to another, imtil at length he had raised a very con- siderable fortune. Leontine on the contrary sought all opportunities of improving his mind by study, conversation, and travel. He was not only acquainted with all the 30 sciences, but with the most eminent professors of them throughout Europe. He knew perfectly well the interests of its princes, with the customs and fashions of their courts, and could scarce meet with the name of an extra- ordinaiy person in the gazette whom he had not either talked to or seen. In short, he had so well mixt and 76 THE SPECTATOR. digested his knowledge of men and books, that he made one of the most accomplished persons of his age. During the whole course of his studies and travels he kept up a punctual correspondence with Eudoxus, who often made himself acceptable, to the principal men about court by the intelligence which he received from Leontine. When they were both turned of forty (an age in which according to Mr, Cowley, "there is no dallying with life") they deter- mined, pursuant to the resolution they had taken in the 10 beginning of their lives, to retire, and pass the remainder of their days in the country. In order to this, they both of them married much about the same time. Leontine, with his own and his wife's 'fortune, bought a farm of three hundred a year, which lay within the neighbourhood of his friend Eudoxus, who had purchased an estate of as many thousands. They were both of them fathers about the same time, Eudoxus having a son born to him, and Leontine a daughter ; but to the unspeakable grief of the latter, his young wife (in whom all his happiness was wrapt 20 up) died in a few days after the birth of her daughter. His affliction would have been insupportable, had not he been comforted by the daily visits and conversation of his friend. As they were one day talking together with their usual intimacy, Leontine, considering how incapable he was of giving his daughter a proper education in his own house, and Eudoxus reflecting on the ordinary behaviour of 'a son who knows himself to be the heir of a great estate, they both agreed upon an exchange of children, namely, that the boy should be bred up with Leontine as 30 his son, and that the girl should live with Eudoxus as his daughter, until they were each of them arrived at years of discretion. The wife of Eudoxus, knowing that her son could not be so advantageously brought up as under the care of Leontine, and considering at the same time that he would be perpetually under her own eye, was by degrees prevailed upon to fall in with the project. She therefore EDUCATION OF COUNTRY SQUIRES. 77 took Leonilla, for that was the name of the girl, and educated lier as her own daughter. The two friends on each side had wrought themselves to such an habitual tenderness for the children who were under their direction, that each of them had the real passion of a father, where the title was but imaginary. Florio, the name of the young heir that lived with Leontine, though he had all the duty and affection imaginable for his supposed parent, was taught to rejoice at the sight of Eudoxus, who visited his friend very frequently, and was dictated by his natural affection, as 10 well as by the rules of prudence, to make himself esteemed and beloved by Florio. The boy was now old enough to know his supposed father's circumstances, and that there- fore he was to make his way in the world by his own industry. This consideration grew stronger in him every day, and produced so good an effect, that he applied him- self with more than ordinary attention to the pursuit of every thing which Leontine recommended to him. His natural abilities, which were very good, assisted by the directions of so excellent a counsellor, enabled him to make 20 a quicker progress than ordinary through all the parts of his education. Before he was twenty years of age, having finished his studies and exercises with great applause, he was removed from the university to the inns of court, where there are very few that make themselves considerable proficients in the studies of the place, who know they shall arrive at great estates without them. This was not Florio's ease ; he found that three hundred a year was but a poor estate for Leontine and himself to live upon, so that he studied without intermission till he gained a very good 30 insight into the constitution and laws of his country. I should have told my reader, that whilst Florio lived at the house of his foster-father, he was always an accept- able guest in the family of Eudoxus, where he became acquainted with Leonilla from her infancy. His acquaint- ance with her by degrees grew into love, which in a mind 78 THE SPECTATOR. trained up in all the sentiments of honour and virtue became a very uneasy passion. He despaired of gaining an heiress of so great a fortune, and would rather have died than attempted it by any indirect methods. Leonilla, who was a woman of the greatest beauty joined with the greatest modesty, entertained at the same time a secret passion for Florio, but conducted herself with so much prudence that she never gave him the least intimation of it. Florio was now engaged in all those arts and 10 improvements that are proper to raise a man's private fortune, and give him a figure in his country, but secretly tormented with that passion which burns with the greatest fury in a virtuous and noble heart, when he received a sudden summons from Leontine to repair to him in the country next day. For it seems Eudoxus was so filled with the report of his son's reputation, that he could no longer withhold making himself known to him. The morning after his arrival at the house of his supposed father, Leontine told him that Eudoxus had something of 20 great importance to communicate to him ; upon which the good man embraced him, and wept. Florio was no sooner arrived at the great house that stood in his neighbourhood, but Eudoxus took him by the hand, after the first salutes were over, and conducted him into his closet. He there opened to him the whole secret of his parentage and education, concluding after this manner : " I have no other way left of acknowledging my gratitude to Leontine, than by marrying you to his daughter. He shall not lose the pleasure of being your father by the discovery I have 30 made to you. Leonilla too shall be still my daughter ; her filial piety, though misplaced, has been so exemplary that it deserves the greatest reward I can confer upon it. You shall have the pleasure of seeing a great estate fall to you, which you would have lost the relish of had you known yourself born to it. Continue only to deserve it in the same manner you did before you were possessed of EDUCATION OF COUNTRY SQUIRES. 79 it. I have left your mother in the next room. Her heart yearns towards you. She is making the same discoveries to Leonilla which I have made to yourself." Florio was so overwhelmed with this profusion of happiness, that he was not able to make a reply, but threw himself down at his father's feet, and amidst a flood of tears, kissed and embraced his knees, asking his blessing, and expressing in dumb show those sentiments of love, duty, and gratitude that were too big for utterance. To con- clude, the happy pair were married, and half Eudoxus's 10 estate settled upon them. Leontine and Eudoxus passed the remainder of their lives together ; and received in the dutiful and affectionate behaviour of Florio and Leonilla the just recompense, as well as the natural effects of that care which they had bestowed upon them in their education. L. XX. MISCHIEFS OF PARTY SPIRIT. JSlo. 125.] Tuesday, July 24, 1711. [Addison. Ne piieri, ne tanta animis assuescite bella : Neu patriae validas in viscere vertite vires. — Virg. Aen. vi. 832. This thirst of kindred blood, rny sons, detest, Nor turn your force against your country's breast. — Dryden. 20 My worthy friend Sir Roger, when we are talking of the malice of parties, very frequently tells us an accident that happened to him when he was a school-boy, which was at the time when the feuds ran high between the Roundheads and Cavaliers. This worthy knight, being then but a stripling, had occasion to inquire which was the way to St. Anne's Lane, upon which the person whom he spoke to, instead of answering his question, called him a young popish cur, and asked him who had made Anne a saint ? the boy, being in some confusion, inquired of the next he 30 80 THE SPECTATOR. met, which was the way to Anne's Lane ; but was called a prick-eared cur for his pains, and instead of being shewn the way, was told that she had been a saint before he was born, and would be one after he was hanged. "Upon this," says Sir Eoger, "I did not think fit to repeat the former question, but going into every lane of the neigh- bourhood, asked what they called the name of that lane." By which ingenious artifice he found out the place he inquired after, without giving offence to any party. Sir 10 Roger generally closes this narrative with reflections on the mischief that parties do in the country ; how they spoil good neighbourhood, and make honest gentlemen hate one another ; besides that they manifestly tend to the prejudice of the land tax, and the destruction of the game. There cannot a greater judgment befal a country than such a dreadful spirit of division as rends a government into two distinct people, and makes them greater strangers and more averse to one another, than if they were actually two different nations. The effects of such a division are 20 pernicious to the last degree, not only Avith regard to those advantages which they give the common enemy, but to those private evils which they produce in the heart of almost every particular person. This influence is very fatal both to men's morals and their understandings ; it sinks the virtue of a nation, and not only so, but destroys even common sense. A furious party spirit, when it rages in its full violence, exerts itself in civil war and bloodshed ; and when it is under its greatest restraints naturally breaks out in false- 30 hood, detraction, calumny, and a partial administration of justice. In a word, it fills a nation with spleen and ran- cour, and extinguishes all the seeds of good-nature, compassion, and humanity. Plutarch says very finely, "that a man should not allow himself to hate even his enemies, because," says he, " if you indulge this passion in some occasions, it will rise of MISCHIEFS OF PARTY SPIRIT. 81 itself in others; if you hate your enemies, you will con- tract such a vicious habit of mind, as by degrees will break out upon those who are your friends, or those who are indifferent to you." I might here observe how admirable this precept of morality (which derives the malignity of hatred from the passion itself, and not from its object) answers to that great rule which was dictated to the world about an hundred years before this philo- sopher wrote ; but instead of that, I shall only take notice, with a real grief of heart, that the minds of many 10 good men among us appear soured with party-principles, and alienated from one another in such a manner, as seems to me altogether inconsistent with the dictates either of reason or religion. Zeal for a public cause is apt to breed passions in the hearts of virtuous persons, to which the regard of their own private interest would never have betrayed them. If this party-spirit has so ill an effect on our morals, it has likewise a very great one upon our judgments. We often hear a poor insipid paper or pamphlet cried up, 20 and sometimes a noble piece depreciated, by those who are of a different principle from the author. One who is actuated by this spirit is almost under an incapacity of discerning either real blemishes or beauties. A man of merit in a different principle is like an object seen in two different mediums, that appears crooked or broken, how- ever straight and entire it may be in itself. For this reason there is scarce a person of any figure in England, who does not go by two contrary characters, as opposite to one another as light and darkness. Knowledge and 30 learning suffer in a particular manner from this strange prejudice, which at present prevails amongst all ranks and degrees in the British nation. As men formerly became eminent in learned societies by their parts and acquisitions, they now distinguish themselves by the warmth and violence with which they espouse their respective parties. F 82 THE SPECTATOR. — Books are valued upon the like considerations. An abusive scurrilous style passes for satire, and a dull scheme of party-notions is called fine writing. There is one piece of sophistry practised by both sides, and that is the taking any scandalous story that has ever been whispered or invented of a private man, for a known undoubted truth, and raising suitable speculations upon it. Calumnies that have never been proved, or have been often refuted, are the ordinary postulatums of these infamous 10 scribblers, upon which they proceed as upon first principles granted by all men, though in their hearts they know they are false, or at best very doubtful. When they have laid these foundations of scurrility, it is no wonder that their superstructure is every way answerable to them. If this shameless practice of the present age endures much longer, praise and reproach will cease to be motives of action in good men. There are certain periods of time in all governments when this inhuman spirit prevails. Italy was long torn in ^eV^o 20 pieces by the Guelfes and Gibellines, and France by those who were for and against the league ; but it is very unhappy for a man to be born in such a stormy and tempestuous season. It is the restless ambition of artful men that thus breaks a people into factions, and draws several well-meaning persons to their interest by a specious concern for their country. How many honest minds are filled with uncharitable and barbarous notions, out of their zeal for the public good ? What cruelties and outrages would they not commit against men of an adverse party, 30 whom they would honour and esteem, if, instead ^ of considering them as they are represented, they knew them as they are ? Thus are persons of the greatest probity seduced ; into shameful errors and prejudices, made bad men even by that noblest of principles, the "love of their country." I cannot here forbear mention- ing the famous Spanish proverb, " If there were neither MISCHIEFS OF PARTY SPIRIT. 83 fools nor knaves in the world, all people would be of one mind." For my own part I could heartily wish that all honest men would enter into an association, for the support of one another against the endeavours of those whom they ought to look upon as their common enemies, whatsoever side they may belong to. Were there such an honest body of neutral forces, we should never see the worst of men in great figures of life because they are useful to a party ; nor the best unregarded because they are above practising 10 those methods which would be grateful to their faction. We should then single every criminal out of the herd, and hunt him down, however formidable and overgrown he might appear : on the contrary, we should shelter dis- tressed innocence, and defend virtue, however beset with contempt or ridicule, envy or defamation. In short, we should not any longer regard our fellow-subjects as whigs or tories, but should make the man of merit our friend, and the villain our enemy. C. y XXI. MISCHIEFS OF PAPvTY ^YYKHl— Continued. No. 126.] Wednesday, July 25, 1711. [Addison. Tros Kutulusve fuat nullo discrimine habebo. — Virg. Aen. x. 108. 20 Kutulians, Trojans, are the same to me. — Dryden. In my yesterday's paper I proposed, that the honest men of all parties should enter into a kind of association for the defence of one another, and the confusion of their ^jpmon enemies. As it is designed this neutral body should act with a regard to nothing but truth and equity, and divest themselves of the little heats and prepossessions that cleave to parties of all kinds, I have prepared for thera the following form of an association, which may express their intentions in the most plain and simple 30 manner. 84 - THE SPECTATOR. " We whose names are hereunto subscribed do solemnly declare, that we do in our consciences believe two and two make four ; and that we shall adjudge any man whatso- ever to be our enemy who endeavours to persuade us to the contrary. We are likewise ready to maintain with the hazard of all that is near and dear to us, that six is less than seven in all times and all places ; and that ten will not be more three years hence than it is at present. We do also firmly declare, that it is our resolution as long as 10 we live to call black black, and white white. And we shall upon all occasions oppose such persons that upon any day of the year shall call black white, or white black, with the utmost peril of our lives and fortunes." Were there such a combination of honest men, who without any regard to places would endeavour to extirpate all such furious zealots as would sacrifice one half of their country to the passion and interest of the other ; as also such infamous hypocrites, that are for promoting their own advantage under colour of the public good ; with all 20 the profligate immoral retainers to each side, that have nothing to recommend them but an implicit submission to their leaders; we should soon see that furious party-spirit extinguished, which may in time expose us to the derision and contempt of all the nations about us. A member of this society that would thus carefully employ himself in making room for merit, by throwing down the worthless and depraved part of mankind from those conspicuous stations of life to which they have been sometimes advanced, and all this without any regard to 30 his private interest, would be no small benefactor to his country. I remember to have read in Diodorus Siculus an account of a very active little animal, which I think he calls the ichneumon, that makes it the whole business of his life to break the eggs of the crocodile, which he is always in search after. This instinct is the more remark- MISCHIEFS OF PARTY SPIRIT. 85 able, because the ichneumon never feeds upon the eggs he has broken, nor any other way finds his account in them. Were it not for the incessant labours of this industrious animal, ^gypt, says the historian, would be over-run with crocodiles ; for the Egyptians are so far from destroying those pernicious creatures, that they worship them as gods. If we look into the behaviour of ordinary partizans, we shall find them far from resembling this disinterested animal ; and rather acting after the example of the wild 10 Tartars, who are ambitious of destroying a man of the most extraordinary parts and accomplishments, as thinking that upon his decease the same talents whatever post they qualified him for, enter of course into his destroyer. As in the whole train of my speculations, I have en- deavoured as much as I am able to extinguish that pernicious spirit of passion and prejudice, which rages with the same violence in all parties, I am still the more desirous of doing some good in this particular, because I observe that the spirit of party reigns more in the country than 20 in the town. It here contracts a kind of brutality and rustic fierceness, to which men of a politer conversation are wholly strangers. It extends itself even to the return of the bow and the hat ; and at the same time that the heads of parties preserve towards one another an outward show of good-breeding, and keep up a perpetual intercourse of civilities, their tools that are dispersed in these outlying parts will not so much as mingle together at a cock-match. This humour fills the country with several periodical meetings of Whig jockies and Tory fox-hunters ; not to 30 mention the innumerable curses, fi'owns, and whispers it produces at a quarter-sessions. I do not know whether I have observed in any of my former papers that my friends Sir Roger de Coverley and Sir Andrew Freeport are of difi'erent principles, the first of them inclined to the landed and the other to the monied 86 THE SPECTATOR. interest. This liumonr is so moderate in each of them, that it proceeds no farther than to an agreeable raillery, which very often diverts the rest of the club. I find however that the knight is a much stronger Tory in the country than in town, which as he has told me in my ear, is absolutely necessary for the keeping up his interest. In all our journey from London to his house we did not so much as bait at a Whig inn ; or if by chance the coachman stopped at a wrong place, one of Sir Roger's 10 servants would ride up to his master full speed, and whisper to him that the master of the house was against such an one in the last election. This often betrayed us into hard beds and bad cheer ; for we were not so inquisitive about the inn as the innkeeper ; and provided our landlord's principles were sound, did not take any notice of the staleness of his provisions. This I found still the more inconvenient, because the better the host was, the worse generally were his accommodations ; the fellow knowing very well that those who were his friends would take up 20 with coarse diet and a hard lodging. For these reasons, all the while I was upon the road I dreaded entering into a house of any one that Sir Roger had applauded for an honest man. Since my stay at Sir Roger's in the country, I daily find more instances of this narrow party-humour. Being upon the bowling-green at a neighbouring market-town the other day, (for that is the place where the gentlemen of one side meet once a week) I observed a stranger among them of a better presence and genteeler behaviour 30 than ordinary ; but was much surprised, that notwith- standing he was a very fair bettor, no body would take him up. But upon inquiry, I found, that he was one who had given a disagreeable vote in a former parliament, for which reason there was not a man upon that bowling- green who would have so much correspondence with him as to win his money of him. MISCHIEFS OF PARTY SPIRIT. 87 Among other instances of this nature, I must not omit one which concerns myself. Will "Wimble was the other day relating several strange stories that he had picked up, nobody knows where, of a certain great man ; and upon my staring at him, as one that was surprised to hear such things in the country, which had never been so much as whispered in the town, Will stopped short in the thread of his discourse, and after dinner asked my friend Sir Roger in his ear if he was sure that I was not a fanatic. 10 It gives me a serious concern to see such a spirit of dis- sension in the countiy ; not only as it destroys virtue and common sense, and renders us in a manner barbarians towards one another, but as it perpetuates our animosities, widens our breaches, and transmits our present passions and prejudices to our posterity. For my own part, I am sometimes afraid that I discover the seeds of a civil war in these our divisions ; and therefore cannot but bewail, as in their first principles, the miseries and calamities of our children. C. 20 XXII. SIR ROGER AND THE GIPSIES. No. 130.] Monday, July 30, 1711. [Addison Seinperque recentes Convectare juvat praedas, et vivere rapto. Virg. ^n. vii. 748. A plundering race, still eager to invade, On spoil they live, and make of theft a trade. As I was yesterday ridin^out in the fields ,!with my friend Sir Roger, Kve saw at a Iffctle distance froni us a troop of gipsies. J /Upon the first discovery of them, my friend was in some doubt whether he should not exert the justice of peace upon such a band of lawless vagrants > but not having his clerk with him, who is a necessary counsellor on these 30 88 THE SPECTATOR. occasions, and fearing that his poultry might fare the worse for it, he let the thought drop li/but at the same time gave me a particular account of the mischiefs they do in the country, in stealing people's goods, and spoiling their ser- vants. V/'If a stray piece of linen hangs upon an hedge," says Sir Roger, " they are sure to have it ; if a hog loses his way in the fields, it is ten to one but he becomes their prey : our geese cannot live in peace for them, 'ylf a man prosecutes them with severity, his hen-roost is sure to pay 10 for it. They generally straggle into these parts about this time of the year ; and set the heads of our servant-maids so agog for husbands, that we do not expect to have any business done as it should be, whilst they are in the country^ I have an honest dairy-maid who crosses their hands with a piece of silver every summer, and never fails being pro- mised the handsomest young fellow in the parish for her pains. [^Your friend the butler has been fool enough to be seduced by them ; '■ and though he is sure to lose a knife, a fork, or a spoon every time his fortune is told him, 20 generally shuts himself up in the pantry with an old gipsy for about half an hour once in a twelvemonth. ^Sweethearts are the things they live upon, which they bestow very plentifully upon all those that apply themselves to them. (You see now and then some handsome young jades among them ; the sluts have very often white teeth and black eyes." H Sir Eoger, observing that I listened with great attention to his account of a people who were so entirely new to me, told me, that if I would, they should tell us our fortunes.V As I was very well pleased with the knight's proposal, we 30 rid up and communicated our hands to them. A Cassandra of the crew, after having examined my lines very diligently, told me that I loved a pretty maid in a corner, \that I was a good woman's man, with some other particulars, which I do not think proper to relate. My friend Sir Eoger alighted from his horse, and exposing his palm to two or three that stood by him, they crumpled it into all shapes, SIR ROGER AND THE GIPSIES. 89 and diligently scanned every wrinkle that could be made in it ;j when one of them, who was older and more sun- burnt than the rest, told him that he had a widow in his line of life. '' Upon which the knight cried, " Go, go, you are an idle baggage " ; and at the same time smiled upon me. The gipsy, finding he was not displeased in his heart, told him, after a farther inquiry into his hand, that his true love was constant, and that she should dream of him to-night. ^My old friend cried Pish, and bid her go on. The gipsy told him that he was a bachelor, but would not 10 be so long ; and that he was dearer to somebody than he thought. The knight still repeated, "She was an idle baggage," and bid her go on. j " Ah, master," says the gipsy, " that roguish leer of yours makes a pretty woman's heart ache ; you have not that simper about the mouth for nothing. "/\The uncouth gibberish with which all this was uttered, like the .darkness of an oracle, made us the more attentive to it. i' To be short, the knight left the money with her that he had crossed her hand with, and got up again on his horse. 20 As we were riding away. Sir Eoger told me, that he knew several sensible people who believed these gipsies now and then foretold very strange things ; and for half an hour together appeared more jocund than ordinary. In the height of this good humour, meeting a common beggar upon the road, who was no conjurer, as he went to relieve him, he found his pocket was picked : that being a kind of palmistry at which this race of vermin are very dexterous. I might here entertain my reader with historical remarks on this idle, profligate people, who infest all the countries of 30 Europe, and live in the midst of governments in a kind of commonwealth by themselves. But, instead of entering into observations of this nature, I shall fill the remaining part of my paper with a story which Is still fresh in Holland, and was printed in one of our monthly accounts about twenty years ago. "As the trekschuyt, or hackney -boat, which 90 THE SPECTATOR. carries passengers from Leyden to Amsterdam, was putting off, a boy running along the side of the canal desired to be taken in ; which the master of the boat refused because tlie lad had not quite money enough to pay the usual fare. An eminent merchant being pleased with the looks of the boy, and secretly touched with compassion towards him, paid the money for him, and ordered him to be taken on board. Upon talking with him afterwards, he found that he could speak readily in three or four languages, and 10 learned, upon further examination, that he had been stolen away when he was a child by a gipsy, and had rambled ever since with a gang of those strollers up and down several parts of Europe. It happened that the merchant, whose heart seems to have inclined towards the boy by a secret kind of instinct, had himself lost a child some years before. The parents, after a long search for him, gave him for drowned in one of the canals with which that country abounds ; and the mother was so afflicted at the loss of a fine boy, who was her only son, that she died 20 for grief of it. Upon laying together all particulars, and examining the several moles and marks by which the mother used to describe the child when he was first missing, the boy proved to be the son of the merchant, whose heart had so unaccountably melted at the sight of him. Tlie lad was very well pleased to find a father who was so rich, and likely to leave him a good estate : the father, on the other hand, was not a little delighted to see a son return to him, whom he had given for lost, with such a strength of constitution, sharpness of understanding, 30 and skill in languages." Here the printed story leaves off; but if I may give credit to reports, our linguist having received such extraordinary rudiments towards a good education, was afterwards trained up in everything that becomes a gentleman ; wearing off, by little and little, all the vicious habits and practices that he had been used to in the course of his peregrinations. Nay, it is said, that SIR ROGER AND THE GIPSIES. " 91 he has since been employed in foreign courts upon national business, with great reputation to himself, and honour to those who sent him, and that he has visited several countries as a public minister, in which he formerly wandered as a gipsy. ^ XXIII. THE COUNTRY'S OPINION OF THE SPECTATOR No. 131.] Tuesday, July 31, 1711. [Addison. Ipsae rursum concedite sylvae. — Virg. Eel. x. 63. Once more, ye woods, adieu. It is usual for a man who loves country sports to preserve the game in his own grounds, and divert himself upon those that belong to his neiglibour. My friend Sir Roger gener- 10 ally goes two or three miles from his house, and gets into the frontiers of his estate, before he beats about in search of a hare or partridge, on purpose to spare his own fields, where he is always sure of finding diversion, when tlie worst comes to the worst. By this means the breed about his house has time to increase and multiply, besides that the sport is the more agreeable where the game is the harder to come at, and does not lie so thick as to produce any perplexity or confusion in the pursuit. For these reasons the country gentleman, like the fox, seldom preys 20 near his own home. In tlie same manner I have made a month's excursion out of the town, which is the great field of game for sportsmen of my species, to try my fortune in the country, where I have started several subjects, and hunted them down, with some pleasure to myself, and I hope to others. I am here forced to use a great deal of diligence before I can spring anything to my mind, whereas in town, whilst I am following one character, it is ten to one but I am crossed in my way by another, and put up such a 30 variety of odd creatures in both sexes, that they foil 92 THE SPECTATOR. the scent of one another, and puzzle the chace. My greatest difficulty in the country is to find sport, and in town to choose it. In the mean time, as I have given a whole month's rest to the cities of London and West- minster, I promise myself abundance of new game upon my return thither. It is indeed high time for me to leave the country, since I find the whole neighbourhood begin to grow very inquisitive after my name and character ; my love of 10 solitude, taciturnity, and particular way of life, having raised a great curiosity in all these parts. The notions which have been framed of me are various ; some look upon me as very proud, some as very modest, and some as very melancholy. Will Wimble, as my friend the butler tells me, observing me very much alone, and extremely silent when I am in company, is afraid I have killed a man. The country people seem to suspect me for a conjurer ; and some of them hearing of the visit which I made to Moll White, will needs have it that Sir 20 Eoger has brought down a cunning man with him, to cure the old woman, and free the country from her charms. So that the character which I go under in part of the neighbourhood, is what they here call a White Witch. A justice of peace, who lives about five miles off, and is not of Sir Rogei"'s party, has it seems said twice or thrice at his table, that he wishes Sir Roger does not harbour a Jesuit in his house, and that he thinks the gentlemen of the country would do very well to make me 30 give some account of myself. On the other side, some of Sir Roger's friends are afraid the old knight is imposed upon by a designing fellow, and as they have heard that he converses very pro- miscuously when he is in town, do not know but he has brought down with him some discarded Whig, that is sullen, and says nothing because he is out of place. THE COUNTRY'S OPINION OF THE SPECTATOR. 93 Such is the variety of opinions which are here enter- tained of me, so that I pass among some for a dis- affected person, and among others for a popish priest ; among some for a wizard, and among others for a murderer ; and all this for no other reason that I can imagine, but because I do not hoot, and halloo, and make a noise. It is true, my friend Sir Roger tells them, — " That it is my way," and that I am only a philosopher ; but this will not satisfy them. They think there is more in me than he discovers, and that I do not hold my 10 tongue for nothing. For these and other reasons I shall set out for London to-morrow, having found by experience that the country is not a place for a jDerson of my temper, who does not love jollity, and what they call good neighbourhood. A man that is out of humour when an unexpected guest breaks in upon him, and does not care for sacrificing an afternoon to every chance-comer, that will be the master of his own time, and the pursuer of his own inclinations, makes but a very unsociable figure in this kind of life. 20 I shall therefore retire into the town, if I may make use of that phrase, and get into the crowd again as fast as 1 can, in order to be alone. I can there raise what speculations I please upon others without being observed myself, and at the same time enjoy all the advantages of company, with all the privileges of solitude. In the mean while, to finish the month, and conclude these my rural speculations, I shall here insert a letter from my friend Will Honeycomb, who has not lived a month for these forty years out of the smoke of London, and rallies me 30 after his way upon my country life. " Dear Spec, "I suppose this letter will find thee picking of daisies, or smelling to a lock of hay, or passing away thy time in some innocent country diversion of the like nature. I have however orders from the club to summon tliee up 94 THE SPECTATOR. to town, being all of ns cursedly afraid thou wilt not be able to relish our company, after thy conversations with Moll White, and Will Wimble. Pr'ythee do not send us up any more stories of a cock and a bull, nor frighten the town with spirits and witches. Thy speculations begin to smell confoundedly of woods and meadows. If thou dost not come up quickly, we shall conclude that thou art in love with one of Sir Soger's dairy-maids. Service to the knight. Sir Andrew is grown the cock of the club since 10 he left us, and if he does not return quickly will make every mother's son of us commonwealth's-men. Dear Spec, thine eternally, C Will Honeycomb." XXIV. A SCENE IN A STAGE COACH. No. 132.] Wednesday, August 1, 1711. [Steele. Qui, aut tempus quid postulet non videt, aut piura loquitur, aut se ostentat, aut eorum quibuscum est rationem non habet, is ineptus esse dicitur. — Tull. That man may be called impertinent, who considers not the circumstances of time, or ingrosses the conversation, or makes 20 himself the subject of his discourse, or pays no regard to the company he is in. Having notified to my good friend Sir Eoger that I should set out for London the next day, his horses were ready at the appointed hour in the evening ; and attended by one of his grooms, I arrived at the county-town at twilight, in order to be ready for the stage-coach the day f olio win o-. As soon as we arrived at the inn, the servant who waited upon me, inquired of the chamberlain in my hearing what company he had for the coach? The fellow answered, 30 "Mrs. Betty Arable the great fortune, and the widow her mother; a recruiting officer (who took a place because A SCENE IN A STAGE COACH. 95 they were to go) young squire Quickset her cousin (that her mother wished her to be married to) ; Ephraim the quaker, her guardian ; and a gentleman that had studied himself dumb from Sir Eoger de Coverley's." I observed by what he said of myself, that according to his office he dealt much in intelligence ; and doubted not but there was some foundation for his reports of the rest of the company, as well as for the whimsical account he gave of me. The next morning at day-break we were all called ; and I who know my own natural shyness, and endeavour to be as 10 little liable to be disputed with as possible, dressed immediately, that I might make no one wait. The first preparation for our setting out was, that the captain's half pike was placed near the coachman, and a drum behind the coach. In the mean time the drummer, the captain's equipage, was very loud, "that none of the captain's things should be placed so as to be spoiled ; " upon which his cloke-bag was fixed in the seat of the coach ; and the captain himself, according to a frequent though invidious behaviour of military men, ordered his 20 man to look sharp, that none but one of the ladies should have the place he had taken fronting to the coach-box. /' We were in some little time fixed in our seats, and sat with that dislike which people not too good-natured usually conceive of each other at first sight. The coach jumbled us insensibly into some sort of familiarity : and we had not moved above two miles, when the widow asked the captain what success he had in his recruiting 1 The officer, with a frankness he believed very graceful, told her, " that indeed he had but very little luck, and 30 had suffered much by desertion, therefore should be glad to end his warfare in the service of her or her fair daughter. In a word," continued he, "I am a soldier, and to be plain is my character : you see me, madam, young, sound, and impudent ; take me yourself, widow, or give me to her, I will be wholly at your disiaosal. I am a 96 THE SPECTATOR. soldier of fortune, ha '."—This was followed by a vain laugh of his own, and a deep silence of all the rest of the company. I had nothing left for it but to fall fast asleep, which I did with all speed.— " Come," said he, "resolve upon it, we will make a wedding at the next town: we will wake this pleasant companion who has fallen asleep, to be the brideman ; and," giving the quaker a clap on the knee, he concluded, "This sly saint, who, I will warrant, understands what is what as well as you or I, 10 widow, shall give the bride as father." The quaker, who happened to be a man of smartness, answered, " Friend, I take it in good part that thou hast given me the authority of a father over this comely and virtuous child ; and I must assure thee, that if I have the giving her, I shall not bestow her on thee. Thy mirth, friend, savoureth of folly : thou art a person of a light mind, thy drum is a type of thee, it soundeth because it is empty. Verily, it is not from thy fulness, but thy emptiness that thou hast spoken this day. Friend, friend, we have hired this coach 20 in partnership with thee, to carry us to the great city ; we cannot go any other way. This worthy mother must hear thee if thou wilt needs utter thy follies ; we cannot help it, friend, I say : if thou wilt, we must hear thee ; but if thou wert a man of understanding, thou wouldst not take advantage of thy courageous countenance to abash us children of peace. — Thou art, thou sayest, a soldier ; give quarter to us, who cannot resist thee. Why didst thou fleer at our friend who feigned himself asleep? He said nothing ; but how dost thou know what he 30 containeth ? If thou speakest improper things in the hearing of this virtuous young virgin, consider it is an outrage against a distressed person that cannot get from thee : to speak indiscreetly what we are obliged to hear, by being hasped up with thee in this public vehicle, is in some degree assaulting on the high road." Here Ephraim paused, and the captain with a happy A SCENE IN A STAGE COACH. 97 and uncommon impudence (which can be convicted and support itself at the same time) cries, " Faith, friend, I thank thee ; I should have been a little impertinent if thou hadst not reprimanded me. Come, thou art, I see, a smoky old fellow, and I will be very orderly the ensuing part of the journey. I was going to give myself airs, but, ladies, I beg pardon." The captain was so little out of humour, and our company was so far from being soured by this little ruffle, that Ephraim and he took a particular delight in being 10 agreeable to each other for the future ; and assumed their different provinces in the conduct of the company. Our reckonings, apartments, and accommodation, fell under Ephraim ; and the captain looked to all disputes on the road, as the good behaviour of our coachman, and the right we had of taking place, as going to London, of all vehicles coming from thence. The occurrences we met with were ordinary, and very little happened which could enter- tain by the relation of them : but when I considered the company we were in, I took it for no small good-fortune, 20 that the whole journey was not spent in impertinences, which to one part of us might be an entertainment, to the other a suffering. What therefore Ephraim said when we were almost arrived at London, had to me an air not only of good understanding, but good breeding. Upon the young lady's expressing her satisfaction in the journey, and declaring how delightful it had been to her, Ephraim declared himself as follows : " There is no ordinary part of human life, which expresseth so much a good mind, and a right inward man, as his behaviour upon 30 meeting with strangers, especially such as may seem the most unsuitable companions to him : such a man, when he falleth in the way with persons of simplicity and innocence, however knowing he may be in the ways of men, will not vaunt himself thereof, but will the rather hide his superiority to them, that he may not be painful unto 98 THE SPECTATOR. them. My good friend," continued he, turning to the officer, " thee and I are to part by and by, and per- adventure we may never meet again: bnt be advised by a plain man ; modes and apparels are but trifles to the real man, therefore do not think such a man as thyself terrible for thy garb, nor such a one as me contemptible for mine. When two such as thee and I meet, with affections as we ought to have towards each other, thou shouldst rejoice to see my peaceable demeanour, and I should be glad to see 10 thy strength and ability to protect me in it." T. ^ XXV. SIR ROGER IN TOWN. No. 269.] Tuesday, January 8, 1711-12. [Addison. ^vo rarissima nostro Simplicitas. — Ovid, Ars Am. i. 241. Most rare is now our old Simplicity. — Dryden. I WAS this morning surprised with a great knocking at tne door, when my landlady's daughter came up to me and told me that there was a man below desired to speak with me. Upon my asking her who it was, she told me it was a very grave elderly person, but that she did not know his name. I immediately went down to him, and found him 20 to be the coachman of my worthy friend. Sir Roger de Coverley. He told me that his master came to town last night, and would be glad to take a turn with me in Gray's-inn walks. As I was wondering with myself what had brought Sir Roger to town, not having lately received any letter from him, he told me that his master was come up to get a sight of Prince Eugene, and that he desii'ed I would immediately meet him. I was not a little pleased with the curiosity of the old knight, though I did not much wonder at it, having heard 30 him say more than once in private discourse, that he SIR ROGER IN TOWN. 99 looked upon Prince Eugenio (for so the knight always calls him) to be a greater man than Scanderbeg. I was no sooner come into Gray's-inn walks, but I heard my friend upon the terrace hemming twice or thrice to himself with great vigour, for he loves to clear his pipes in good air (to make use of his own phrase), and is not a little pleased with any one who takes notice of the strength which he still exerts in his morning hems. I was touched with a secret joy at the sight of the good old man, who before he saw me was engaged m conversa- 10 tion with a beggar-man that had asked an alms of him. I could hear my friend chide him for not finding out some work ; but at the same time saw him put his hand in his pocket and give him sixpence. Our salutations were very hearty on both sides, consisting of many kind shakes of the hand, and several affectionate looks which we cast upon one another. After which the knight told me my good friend his chaplain was very well, and much at my service, and that the Sunday before he had made a most incomparable sermon out of Dr. Barrow. 20 "I have left," says he, "all my affairs in his hands, and beino- willing to lay an obligation upon him, have deposited with him thirty marks, to be distributed among his poor parishioners." He then proceeded to acquaint me with the welfare of Will Wimble. Upon which he put his hand into his fob and presented me in his name with a tobacco-stopper, telling me that Will had been busy all the beginning of the winter in turning great quantities of them ; and that he made a present of one to every gentleman in the country 30 who has good principles, and smokes. He added, that poor Will was at present under great tribulation, for that Tom Touchy had taken the law of him for cutting some hazel sticks out of one of his hedges. Among other pieces of news which the knight brought from his country-seat, he informed me that Moll White 100 THE SPECTATOR. was dead, and that about a month after her death the wind was so very high, that it blew down the end of one of his barns. " But for my own part," says Sir Roger, " I do not think that the old woman had any hand in it." He afterwards fell into an account of the diversions which had passed in his house during the holidays ; for Sir Roger, after the laudable custom of his ancestors, always keeps open house at Christmas. I learned from him that he had killed eight fat hogs for this season, that he had 10 dealt about his chines very libei-ally amongst his neigh- bours, and that in particular he had sent a string of hogs- puddings with a pack of cards to every poor family in the parish. "I have often thought," says Sir Roger, "it happens very well that Christmas should fall out in the middle of winter. It is the most dead uncomfortable time of the year, when the poor people would suffer very much from their poverty and cold, if they had not good cheer, warm fires, and Christmas gambols to support them. I love to rejoice their poor hearts at this season, and to see the 20 whole village merry in my great hall. I allow a double quantity of malt to my small-beer, and set it a running for twelve days to every one that calls for it. I have always a piece of cold beef and a mince-pie upon the table, and am wonderfully pleased to see my tenants pass away a whole evening in playing their innocent tricks, and smutting one another. Our friend Will Wimble is as merry as any of them, and shews a thousand roguish tricks upon these occasions." I was very much delighted with the reflection of my 30 old friend, which carried so much goodness in it. He then launched out into the praise of the late act of parliament for secui-ing the church of England, and told me with great satisfaction, that he believed it already began to take effect, for that a rigid dissenter who chanced to dine at his house on Christmas-day, had been observed to eat very plenti- fully of his plum-porridge. SIR ROGER IN TOWN. 101 After having dispatched all our country matters, Sir Roger made several inquiries concerning the club, and particularly of his old antagonist, Sir Andrew Freeport. He asked me with a kind of smile, whether Sir Andrew had not taken advantage of his absence, to vent among them some of his republican doctrines : but soon after gathering up his countenance into a more than ordinary seriousness, "Tell me truly," says he, "don't you think Sir Andrew had a hand in the pope's procession ?" — But without giving me time to answer him, "Well, well," says 10 he, "I know you are a wary man, and do not care to talk of public matters." The knight then asked me, if I had seen Prince Eugenio, and made me promise to get him a stand in some convenient place where he might have a full sight of that extraordinary man, whose jDresence did so much honour to the British nation. He dwelt very long on the praises of this great general, and I found that since I was with him in the country he had drawn many observations together out of his reading in Baker's Chronicle, and other authors, who 20 always lie in his hall window, which very much redound to the honour of this prince. Having passed away the greatest part of the morning in hearing the knight's reflections, which were partly private and partly political, he asked me if I would smoke a pipe with him over a dish of coifee at Squire's ? As I love the old man, I take delight in complying with every thing that is agreeable to him, and accordingly waited on him to the coff'ee-house, where his venerable figure drew upon us the eyes of the whole room. He had no sooner seated 30 himself at the upper end of the high table, but he called for a clean pipe, a paper of tobacco, a dish of coffee, a wax candle, and the Supplement, with such an air of cheerful- ness and good-humour, that all the boys in the coff"ee-room (who seemed to take pleasure in serving him) were at once employed on his several errands, insomuch that nobody 102 THE SPECTATOR. else could come at a dish of tea, until the knight had got all his conveniencies about him. L. ^ XXVI. VISIT TO WESTMINSTER ABBEY. No. 329.] Tuesday, March 18, 1712, [Addison Ire tamen restat, Numa quo deveuit et Ancus. Hor. Epod. vi. 27. With Ancus, and with Numa, kings of Eome, \Ye must descend into the silent tomb. My friend Sir Eoger de Coverley told me the other night, that he had been reading my paper upon Westminster Abbey, in which, says he, there are a great many ingenious fancies. He told me at the same time, that he observed 10 I had promised another paper upon the tombs, and that he should be glad to go and see them with me, not having visited them since he had read history. I could not imagine how this came into the knight's head, till I recol- lected that he had been very busy all last summer upon Baker's Chronicle, which he has quoted several times in his disputes with Sir Andrew Freeport, since his last coming to town. Accordingly I promised to call upon him the next morning, that we might go together to the Abbey. I found the knight under his butler's hands, who always 20 shaves him. He was no sooner dressed, than he called for a glass of the widow Truby's water, which he told me he always drank before he went abroad. He recommended to me a dram of it at the same time, with so much heartiness, that I could not forbear drinking it. As soon as I had got it down, I found it very unpalatable ; upon which the knight, observing that I had made several wry faces, told me that he knew I should not like it at first, but that it was the best thing in the world against the stone or gravel. VISIT TO WESTMINSTER ABBEY. 103 I could haA'e wished, indeed, that he had acquainted me with the virtues of it sooner ; but it was too late to com- plain, and I knew what he had done was out of good-will. Sir Roger told me further, that he looked upon it to be very good for a man whilst he staid in town, to keep off infection, and that he got together a quantity of it upon the first news of the sickness being at Dantzick : when of a sudden turning short to one of his servants, who stood behind him, he bid him call a hackney coach, and take care it was an elderly man that drove it. 10 He then resumed his discourse upon Mrs. Truby's water, telling me that the widow Truby was one who did more good than all the doctors and apothecaries in the country ; that slie distilled every poppy that grew within five miles of her ; that she distributed her water gratis among all sorts of people ; to which the knight added that she had a very great jointure, and that the whole country would fain have it a match between him and her ; "and truly," says Sir Roger, " if I had not been engaged, perhaps I could not have done better." 20 His discourse was broken ofi" by his man's telling him he had called a coach. Upon our going to it, after having cast his eye upon the wheels, he asked the coachman if his axle-tree was good ; upon the fellow's telling him he would warrant it, the knight turned to me, told me he looked like an honest man, and went in without further ceremony. We had not gone far, when Sir Roger, popping out his head, called the coachman down from his box, and upon presenting himself at the window, asked him if he smoked. 30 As I was considering what this would end in, he bid him atop by the way at any good tobacconist's, and take in a roll of their best Virginia. Nothing material happened in the remaining ])art of our journey, till we were set down at the west end of the Abbey. As we went up the body of the church, the knight pointed 104 THE SPECTATOR. at the tro Jellies upon one of the new monuments, and cried out, " A brave man, I warrant him ! " Passing afterwards by Sir Cloudsley Shovel, he flung his hand that way, and cried, " Sir Cloudsley Shovel ! a very gallant man ! " As we stood before Busby's tomb, the knight uttered himself again after the same manner : " Dr. Busby ! a great man ! he whipped my graadfather ; a very great man ! I should have gone to him myself, if I had not been a blockhead ; a very great man ! " 10 We were immediately conducted into the little chapel on the right hand. Sir Roger, planting himself at our historian's elbow, was very attentive to everything he said, particularly to the account he gave us of the lord who had cut oiT the king of Morocco's head. Among several other figures, he was very well pleased to see the statesman Cecil upon his knees ; and, concluding them all to be great men, was conducted to the figure which' re- presents that martyr to good housewifery, who died by the prick of a needle. Upon our interpreter's telling us 20 that she was a maid of honour to Queen Elizabeth, the knight was very inquisitive into her name and family ; and after having regarded her finger for some time, "I wonder," says he, " that Sir Eichard Baker has said nothing of her in his Chronicle." We were then conveyed to the two coronation chairs, where my old friend, after having heard that the stone underneath the most ancient of them, which was brought from Scotland, was called Jacob's Pillow, sat himself down in the chair ; and looking like the figure of an old Gothic 30 king, asked our interpreter what authority they had to say that Jacob had ever been in Scotland ? The fellow, instead of returning him an answer, told him, that he hoped his honour would pay his forfeit. I could observe Sir Roger a little ruffled upon being thus trepanned ; but our guide not insisting upon his demand, the knight soon recovered his good humour, and whispered in my ear, VISIT TO WESTMINSTER ABBEY. 105 that if Will Wimble were with us, and saw those two chairs, it would go hard but he would get a tobacco- stopper out of one or t'other of them. Sir Roger, in the next place, laid his hand upon Edward the Third's sword, and leaning upon the pommel of it, gave us the whole history of the Black Prince ; concluding, that, in Sir Richard Baker's opinion, EdAvard the Third was one of the greatest princes that ever sat upon the English throne. We were then shewn Edward the Confessor's tomb ; 10 upon which Sir Roger acquainted us, that he was the first who touched for the evil : and afterwards Henry the Fourth's ; upon wh'ch he shook his head, and told us, there was fine reading in the casualties of that reign. Our conductor then pointed to that monument where there is the figure of one of our English kings without an head ; and upon giving us to know that the head, which was of beaten silver, had been stolen away several years since ; " Some Whig, I'll warrant you," says Sir Roger, " you ought to lock up your kings better ; they will carry 20 off the body too, if you don't take care." The glorious names of Henry the Fifth and Queen Eliza- beth gave the knight great opportunities of shining, and of doing justice to Sir Richard Baker, who, as our knight observed with some surprise, had a great many kings in him, whose monuments he had not seen in the Abbey. For my own part, I could not but be pleased to see the knight show such an honest passion for the glory of his country, and such a respectful gratitude to the memory of its princes. 30 I must not omit, that the benevolence of my good old friend, which flows out towards every one he converses with, made him very kind to our interpreter, whom he looked upon as an extraordinary man ; for which reason he shook him by the hand at parting, telling him, that he should be very glad to see him at his lodgings in Norfolk- 106 THE SPECTATOR. buildings, and talk over these matters with him more at leisure. 1/ XXVII. SIR ROGER AT THE THEATRE. No. 335.] Tuesday, March 25, 1711-12. [Addison. Respicere exemplar vitse morumque jubebo Doctum imitatorem, et veras hinc diicere voces. Hor. Ars Poet. 327. Keep Nature's great original in view, And thence the living images pursue. — Francis. My friend Sir Roger de Coverley, when we last met together at the club, told me, that he had a gr*at mind to see the new tragedy with me, assuring me at the same 10 time, that he had not been at a play these twenty years. "The last I saw," said Sir Roger, "was The Committee, which I should not have gone to neither, had not I been told beforehand that it was a good Church of England comedy." He then proceeded to inquire of me who this Distressed Mother was ; and upon hearing that she was ^j^,^ y,v«.