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PAOE Sketch of the Life of Skakspeare... 3 Temtest 11 Two Gentlemen of Verona 27 Meery Wives op Windsor 43 TwEiFTii Night 63 Measure for Measure 81 Much Ado about Nothing 101 Midsummer's Night's Dream 119 Love's Labor's Lost 134 Merchant of Venice 154 As You Like It 172 All's Well that Ends Well 191 Taming qp the Shrew 211 Winter's Tale 230 Comedy of Errors 252 Macbeth 265 King John 282 Richard II 300 Hexky IV.— Part First 320 TAOJ Henry IV. — Part Second 341 Henry V 364 Henry VI. — Part First 387 " " Part Second 407 " " Part Third 430 Richard III 452 Henry VIII 479 Troilus and Cressida 502 TiMON OF Athens 527 coriolanus 545 Julius C-esar 571 Antony and Cleopatra 589 cvmbeline 614 Titus Andronicus 040 Pericles 058 EiNa Le.^r 076 Romeo and Juliet 701 Hamlet 723 Othello 751 POEMS, Venus and Abonis, . . . , Tub Rape of Lucrece, Sonnets, Passionate Pilgrim, Lover's Complaint, . . . . Glossary 775 7S3 795 811 814 819 9^1 SKETCH LIFE OF SHAKSPEAEE. BY ALEXANDRE CIIALMEKS, A. M. William Siiakspeare ivas born at Stratford-upon-Avon, in ■Warwickshire, on the 23rcl clay of April, 1564. Of the rank of his family it is not easy to form an opinion. Mr. Kowe says that by the register and certain public writings relating to Stratford, it appears that his ancestors were " of good figure and fashion," in that town, and are mentioned as " gentlemen," an epithet which was more determinate then than at present, wlicn it has become an unlimited phrase of courtesy. His fiitlier, John Shak.ipeare, was a eousidcrublc dealer in wool, and had been an officer and baihfl' (probably high-bailiff or mayor) of the body corporate of Stratford. lie held also the office of justice of the peace ; and at one time, it is said, possessed lands and tenements to the amount of £500, the reward of his grandfather's faithful and approved services to King Henry VII. This, however, has l)een asserted upon very doubtful authority. Mr. Malone thinks ''it is higldy j)robable that he distinguished himself in Boswortli Field on the side of King Henry, and tliat lie was rewarded for his military services by the bounty of that parsimonious prince, tliough not with a grant of lands. No such grant appears in the Cha|iel of the Kolls, from the beginning to the end of Henry's reign." But whatever may have been his former wealth, it appearn to have been greatly reduced in the latter part of his life, as W8 find, from the books of the CorporatioUj that, in 1579, he was excused the trifling weekly tax of fourpenco levied on all tlio aldermen ; and that, m 15SI5, another alderman was appointed in his room, in conse- quence of his declining to attend on the business of that office. It is even said by Aubrey,' a man sufficiently accurate in hicts, although credulous in superstitions narratives and traditions, that lie followed for some time the occupation of a butcher, which Mr. Malone tliinks not inconsistent with probability. It must have been, however, at this time, no inconsiderable addition to his difficulties that lie httd a family of ten children. His wife was the daughter and heiress of Kobert Arden of Wellingcote, in the county of Warwick, who is styled "a gentleman of worship." The family of Arden is very ancient, Robert Arden of Bromieh, Esq., being in the list of the gentry of this country returned by tlio commissioners in the twelfth year of King Henry VI. A. D. 1433. Edward Arden was sheritf of tha county in 136S. The woodland part of this country was anciently called Ardtm, afterwards softened to Ardeji ; and hence the name. Our illustrious poet was the eldest son, and received his early education, however narrow or liberal, at a free school, probably that founded at Stratford. From this he appears to have been soon removed, and placed, according to Mr. Malone's opinion, in the office of some country attorney, or the seneschal of some manor court, where it is highly probable he picked up those technical law phrases that so frequently occur in his plays, and coufd not have been in common use, unless among professional men. Mr. Capell conjectures, that his early marriage prevented his being sent to some university. It appears, however, as Dr. Farmer observes, that his early life was incompatible with a course of c'duea- tion ; and it is certain, that " his contemporaries, friends and foes, nay, and himself likew'ise, agree in his want of_ what is usually termed literature." It is, indeed, a strong argument in favor of Shakspeare's illiterature, that it was maintained by all his contemporaries, many of whom have left upon record every merit they could bestow on him ; and by his successors, who lived nearest to his time, when " his memory was green ; " and that it has been cfenicd only by Gildon, Sewell, and others down to Upton, who could have no means of ascertaining the truth. In his eighteenth year, or perhaps a little sooner, he married Anno Hathaway, who was eight years older than himself, the daughter of one Hathaway, who is said to have been a substantial yeomui in the neighborhood of Stratford. Of his domestic economy, or professional occupation at this time, w6 have no information ; but it would appear that both were in a considerable degree neglected by Ida ' MSS. Aubrey, Mus. Ashmol Ojon, examined by Mr. Malone. 000 ~ LIFE OF SHAKSPEARE. associatiug with a gang of deer-stcalers. Being detected with them in robbing the park of Sir Thomas Lucy of Charlecote, near Stratford, be was so rigorously prosecuted by that gentleman, as to be obliged to leave his family a 'd business, and take shelter in London. Sir Thomas, on this occasion, is said to have been exasperati d by a ballad Shakspeare wrote, probably his first essay in poetry, of which the following stanza was communicated to Mr. Oldys : — A parliament member, a justice of peace, At home a poor scare-crowe, at London an aase, If lowsie is Lucy, as some volke miscalle it, Then Lucy is lowsie whatever befall it; He thinks himself greate, Yet an asse in his state TTe allowe by his ears Imt with asses to mate. If Lucy be lowsie, as some volke miacalle it, Sing lowsie Lucy, whatever befall it. , These lines, it must bo confessed, do no great honor to our poet ; and probably were unjust; for al- though some of his admirers have recorded Sir Thomas as a "vain, weak, and vindictive magistrate," he was certainly exerting no very violent act of oppression, in protecting his property against a man who was degrading the commonest rank of life, and had, at this time, bespoke no indulgence by Biiperior talents, 'i'he ballad, however, must have made some noise at Sir Tnomas's expense, as the author took care it should be affl.xed to his park-gates, and liberally circulated among his neighbors. On his arrival in London, which was probably in 15S6, when lie was twenty-two years old, he is said to have made his first acquaintance in the play-house, to wliicli idleness or taste may have directed him, an 1 where his necessities, if tradition may be credited, obliged liiiii to accept the office of call-boy, or prompter's attendant. This is a menial whose employment it is to give the performers notice to be ready to enter, as often as the business of the play requires their appearance on the stage. Poi'C, how- ever, relates a story, communicated to him by Howe, but which Kowe did not think deserving of a place iu the life he wrote, that must a little retard the advancement of our poet to the office just men- tioned. According to this story, Shakspeare's first employment was to wait at the door of the play- house, and hold the horses of those who had no servants, that they might be ready after the perform- ance. But "I cannot," says his acute commentator, Mr. Steevens, *' disjuiss this anecdote without observing, that it seems to want every mark of probability. Though Shakspeare quitted Stratford on account of a juvenile irregularity, we have no reason to suppose that he had forfeited the protection of liis father, who was engaged in a lucrative business, or the love of his wife, who had already brought him two children, and was herself the daughter of a substantial yeoman. It is unlikely, therefore, when he was beyond the reach of his prttsecutor, that he should conceal his plan of life, or place of residence, from those who, if he found himself distressed, could not fail to afford him such supplies as would have set him above the necessity of JuilJiriij horses for subsistence." Mr. Malone has re- marked, in his "attempt to ascertain the order iu which the Tlays of Shakspeare were written, that ho might have found an easy introduction to the stage : for Thomas Green, a celebrated comedian of that period, was his townsman, and perhaps his relation. The genius of our autlior prompted him to write poetry; his connection with a player might have given his productions a dramatic turn : or his own sagacity might have taught him that fame was not" incompatible with profit, and that the theatre was an avenue to both. That it was once the general custom to ride on horseback to the play, I am like- wise yet to learn. The most popular of the theatres were on the Bankside ; and we are told by the satirical pamphleteers of that time, that the usual mode of conveyance to these places of amusement was by water, but not a single writer so much as liints at the custom of riding to them, or at the practice of having horses held during the hours of exhibition. Some allusion to this usage (if it had existed) must, I think, have been discovered in the cour.sc of our researches after contemporary fashions. Let it be remembered, too, that we receive this tale on no higher authority than that of Cib- ber's Lives of the Poets, vol. i, p. 130. Sir William Davenant told it to Mr. Bctterton, \\'lio communi- cated it to Mr. Eowe, who, according to Dr. Johnson, related it to Mr. Pope." Mr. Malone concurs in opinion, that this story stands on a very slender foundation, while he differs from Mr. Steevens as to the fact of gentlemen going to the theatre on horseback. With respect, likewise, to Shakspeare's father being "engaged in a lucrative business," we may remark, that this could not have been the case at the time our author came to London, if the prcceeding dates be correct. He is said to have arrived in London in 15S6, the year in which his father resigned the office of alderman, unless, indeed, we arc permitted to conjecture that his resignation was not the consequence of his necessities. But in whatever situation he was first employed at the theatre, he appears to liave soon discovered those talents which afterwards made him Th* applause, delight, the wonder of our stage I Some distinction he probably first acquired as an actor, although Mr. Kowe has not been able to discover any character in which he appeared to more advantage than that of the ghost in Hamlet. The instructions given to the player in that tragedy, and other passages of his works, show an intimate acquaintance with the skill of acting, and such as is scarcely surpassed iu our own days. lie api'cars to have studied nature in acting as much as in writing. llut all this might have been mere theory. Mr. Malone is of opinion he was no great actor. Tlie distinction, however, which he might obtain as an actor could only be in his own juays, in which he would be assisted by the novel appearance of author and actor combined. Before his time, it does not appear that any actor could avail himself of the wretched pieces represented on the stage. Mr. Eowe regrets that he cannot inform us which was the first play he wrote. More skilful research has since found, that Komeo and Juliet, and Kichard II and III were printed in 1697, when ho was thirty-three years old ; there is also some reason to think that he commenced as a dramatic writer in 1592, and Mr. M.alono even places his first play, " First Part of Henry VI." in 15S9. His plays, how- ever, must have been not only^ popular, but approved by persons of tlie higher order, as we arc certain, that lie enjoyed the gracious favor of (iueen Elizabeth, who was very fond of the stage : and the p»ar- ticular and afleetionate patronage of the Earl of Southampton, to whom he dedicated his poems of '■ Venus and Adonis," and his " Tarquin and Lucrcce," On Sir William Daveuant's authority, it has been asserted, that this nobleman at one time gave liim a thousand pounds to enable him to complete u p'.;rchase. At the conclusion of the advertisement prefixed to Lintot's edition of Shakspeare's poems, It is said, " That most learned prjpce, and great patron of learning, King James the First, was pleasedi with liis own hand, to write an amicable letter to Mr. Shakspeare ; which letter, though now lost. LIFE OF SHAKSPEARE. remainud Ions; in the hanils of Sir William D'Aveuant, as a credible person now living can testifj;." Dr. Fanner with great probability supposes, that this letter was written by King James, in return for the coinplimcut paid to him in Macbeth. The relator of this anecdote was Shellield, Duke of Buck- ingham." These brief notices, meagre as tliey are, may show that our author enjoyed high favor in his day. Whatever wo may think of King James as a " learned prince," his patronamj, as well as that of his predecessor, was sutlicient to give celebrity to the founder of a new stage. It ra.iy be added, that his uncommon merit, liis candor, and good nature, are supposed to have procured him the admira- tion and acquaintance of every person distmguished for such qualities. It is not ditficult, indeed, to suppose, that Shakspoare was a man of humor, and a social companion, and probably excelled in that species of minor wit not ill adapted to conversation, of which it could have been wished ho had been more sparing in his writings. How long he acted has'not been discovered, but lie continued to write till the year 1014. During his dramatic career he acquired a property in the theatre,^ which he must have disposed of when ho retired, as no mention of it occurs in his will. Ills connection with Ben_ Jonson has been variously related. It is said, that when Jouson was unknown to the world, he offered a play to the theatre, which was rejected after a very careless perusal, but that Shakspeare having aecidently cast his eye on it, conceived a favorable opinion of it, and afterwards recommended Jonson and his writings to the public. For this candor he was repaid by Jonson, when the latter became a poet of note, with an en- vious disrespect. Jonson acquired reputation by the variety of his pieces, and endeavored to arro- gate the supremacy in dramatic genius. Like a French critic, he insinuated Shakspeare's incorrectness, his careless manner of writing, and his want of judgment ; and, as ho was a remarkably slow Avriter himself, bo could not endnre the praise frequently bestowed on Shakspeare, of seldom alteiing or blot- ting out what he had written. Mr. Malone says, " that not long after the year IGOO, a coolness arosa between Shakspeare and him, which, however he may talk of his almost idolatrous affection, produced on his part, from that time to the death of our author, and for many years afterwards, much clumsy sarcasm, and many malevolent reflections." But from the.^e, wliich are the commonly received opinions on tliis subject. Dr. Farmer is inclined to depart, and to think Jonson's hostility of Shakspeare abso- lutely groundless ; so uncertain is every circumstance wo attempt to recover of our great poet's life. Jonson had only one advantage over Shakspeare, that of superior learning, which miglit in certain situations give him a superior rank, but could never promote his rivalship with a man who attained the highest excellence without it. Nor will Shakspeare suffer by its being known, that all the drannitio poets before he appeared were scholars. Greene, Lodw, Pcele, Marlowe, Nashe, Lily, and Kyd, had all, says Mr. Malone, a regular university education ; and, as scholars in our universities, frequently com- posed and acted plays on historical subjects.' The latter part of Shakspeare's life was spent in ease, retirement, and the conversation of his friends. He had accumulated considerable property, which Gildon (in his '• Letters and Essays," IG'J-t) stated to amount to £300 per annum, a sum at least equal to £1000 in our days ; hut Mr. Malone doubts whether all his property amounted to much more than £200 per annum, whieh yet was a considerable fortune in those times, and it is supposed that he might have derived £:iOO per annum from the theatre while he continued on the stage. , , . lie retired some yeare before his death to a house in Stratford, of which it has been thought impor- tant to gi\e the history. It was built by Sir Hugh Clopton, a younger brother of an ancient faraiiy in that neighborhood. Sir Hugh was Sheriff of London in the reign of Richard III, and Lord Mayor in the reio-u of Henry VII. By his will, he bequeathed to his elder brother's son, his manor of Clopton, &c., and his house by the name of the Great Hmse in Stratford. A good part of the estate was in possession of Edward Clopton, Esq.. and Sir Hugh Clopton. Knight, in 173.3. The principal estate had been sold out of the Clopton family for above a century, at the time when Shakspeare became the pur- chaser ; who having repaired and modelled it to his own mind, changed the name to JS'ew Place, which the mansion-house, afterwards erected in the room of the poet's house, retained for many years. Tho house and lands belonging to it continued in the possession of Shakspeare's descendants to the time of the Eestoration. when they were re- purchased by the Clopton family. Here, in May, 1T4-2. when Mr. tiarrick, Jlr. Mucklin, and Mr. Delano, visited Stratford, they were hospitably entertained under Shakspeare's mulberry tree by Sir Hugh Clopton. He was a barrister at law, was knighted by King George I, and died in the 80th year of his age, in December, 17.31. His executor, about the year 175-J, sold Sew I'lace to the Rev. Mr. Gastrell, a man of lar^e fortune, who resided in it but a Jew years, in consequence of a disagreement with the inhabitants ot Stratford. As he resided part of the year at Litchticld. he thought ho was assessed too highly in the monthly rate towards the maintenance of the poor : but being very properly compelled by "the magistrates of Stratford to pay tho whole of what was levied on him, on the principle that this" house was occupied by his servants in his absence, ho peevishly declared that Aat house should never be assessed again ; and soon afterwards pulled it down, sold tho materials, and left the town. He had some time before cut down Shakspeare's mulberry tree,' to save himself tho trouble of showing it to those whose admiration of our great poet led them to visit the classic ground on which it stood. That Shakspeare planted this tree appears to be sufficiently au- thenticated. Where New I'lace stood is now a garden. Before concluding this history, it may be necessary to mention, that the poet's house was once honored by the temporary residence of Henrietta Maria, queen to Charles I. Theobald has given an inaccurate account of this, as if she had been oliliged to take refuge in Stratford from the rebels ; but that was not the case. She marched from Newark, June IG, 1013. and entered Stratford triumphantly about the '22d of the same month, at the head of threa thousand foot, and fifteen hundred horse, with one hundred and fifty wagons, and a train of artillery. Here she was met by Prince Rupert, accompanied by a large body of troops. She resided about three weelis at our poet's house, which w.as then possessed by his grand-daughter, Mrs. Nasho, and her husband. •Note hy Mr. Malone to "Additional Anecdotes of TVilliam Shakspeare." sin 1003, he and several others obtained a licence from King James to exhibit comedies, tragedies, histories, &c., at the tllobe Theatre and elsewhere. 4 This was the practice in Milton's days. **One of his objections to academical education, as it was then con- ducted, is, that men designed for orders in tho Church were permitted to act plays," &c. Johnson's Life of Milton. ^ "As the cariosity of this house and tree brought much fame, and more company and profit to the town, a cer- tain man, on some disgust, has pulled the house down, so as not to leave one stone upon another, and cut down the tree, and piled it as a stock of firewood, to the great vexation, loss, and disappointment of the inhabitants ; liowever, an houest silversmith bought the whole stock of wood, and makes many odd things of this wood for the curious." Letter in Annual Register, 1700 Of Mr. Gastrell and his lady, see Boswell's Lite ot Dr. John •on, vol. ii, p. 330. Edit. 1793. Ti LIFE OF SHAKSPEARE. During Shiikspearc's abode in tliis house, liis pleasurable wit, and good nature, says Mr. Eoirc, en- gaged him the acquaintance, and entitled him to the friendship, of the gentlemen of the neighborhood. Among these, Mr. Kowe tells a traditional story of a miser or usurer, named Combe, who, in couver- Bation with Shakspeare, said he fancied the poet intended to write his epitaph if he should &ur\"ive liim, and desired to know what he meant to say. On this Shakspeare gave Him the following, probably extempore : Ten in the hundred lies here engraved, 'Tis a hundred to ten his soul is not saved ; If any man aslt, who lies in this tomlje? Oh! hoi quoth the devil, 'tis my John-a-Combe. The sharpness of the satire is said to have stung the man so severely, that he never forgave it. These lines, however, or some which nearly resemble them, appeared in vanous collections, both before and after the time they were said to have "been composed ; and the inquiries of Mr. Steevens and Mr. Malone, satisfactorily prove that the whole story is a fabrication. Betterton is said to have heard it when he visited Warwickshire on purpose to collect anecdotes of our poet, and probably thought it of too much importance to be nicely examined. We know not whether it be worth adtling of a story which we have rejected, that a vi-itrer in Shakspeare's time did not mean one who took exorbitant, but any interest or usance for money, that ten in the hundred, or ten per cent., was then the ordinary in- terest of money. It is of more consequence, however, to record the opinion of Mr. Malone, that Shaks- peare, during his retirement, wrote the play of Twelfth Night. He died on his birth-dav, Tuesday, April. 23. IGlii, when he had exactly completed his fifty-second year,° and was buried on tiie north side of the chancel, in the great church at Stratford, where "a monu- ment is placed in the wall, on which he is represented under an arch, in a sitting posture, a cushion spread before him, with a jien in his right hand, and his left rested on a scroll of paper. The follow- ing Latin distitch is engraved under the cushion : Judicio Pylium, genio Socratem, arte Marouemy Terra teglt^ pojtutus mteret Olympus kat/et. " The first syllable in Socratem," says Mr. Steevens, " is here made short, wliioh cannot be allowed. Perhaps we should read Sophoclem. Shakspeare is then appositely compared with a dramatic author among the ancients ; but still it should be remembered, that thoeulogium is lessened while the metre is reformed ; and it is well known, that some of our early writers of Latin poetry Avere uncommonly negligent in their prosody, especially in proper names. The thought of this distich, as Mr. Toilet observes, might have been taken from the Fafiry Queene of Spenser, B. ii, c. Lx, st. 48, and c. x, st. 3. " To this Latin inscription on Shakspeare may be added the lines which are found underneath it on his monument : Stay, passenger, why dost thou go so fast? lU-ad, if thou canst, whom envious death hath placed Within this monument; Shakspeare, with whom Quick nature died ; whose name doth deck the tomb Far more than coat ; since all that he hath writ Leaves living art but pag" to serve his wit, Oliiit, Ano. Dni. lOlG. ait. 53, die 23 Apri. " It appears from the verses of Leonard Digges, that our author's monument w.as erected before the year 1623. It has been engraved by Vertue, and done in mezzotinto by Miller." On his grave-stone, underneath, are these lines, in an uncouth mixtiire of small and capital letters : Good Friend for Icsus SAKE forbear To dioo IE Dust EncloAsed IIEKe Blese be T-E Man ^ spares TEs Stones And curst be He moves my Bones. It^ is uncertain whether this request and imprecation were written by Shakspeare, or by one of his friends. They probably allude to the custom of removing skeletons after a certain time, and depositing them in charnel-houses ; and similar execrations are found in many ancient Latin epitaplis. We have no account of the malady which, at no very advanced age, closed the life and labors of this unrivalled and incomparable genius. Ilis family consisted of two daughters, and a son named Ilamnet, who died in 1596, in the twelfth Tear of his age. Susannah, the eldest daughter, and her father's favorite, was married to Dr. Jolin Hall, a physician, who died November. 1635, aged sixty. Mrs. Hall died July 11, 10-19. aged sixty- six. Thoy left only one child, Eliz.abeth, born 1607-8,"and married April 22, 1620, to Thomas Nashe, Esq., who died in 1647 ; and afterwards to Sir John Barnard, of Abington. in Northamptonshire ; but died without issue by either husband. Judith, Shakspciire's youngest daughter, was married to a Jfr. Thomas Quiney, ancl died February. 1661-62 in her seventy-seventh year. By Mr. Quiney she liad three sons, Shakspeare, Richard, and Thomas, who all died unmarried. Sir Hugh Cloptnn, who was bom two years after the death of Lady Barnard, which happened in 1669-70, related to Mr. Macklin, in 1742, an old tradition, that she had carried away with her from Stratford, many of her grandfather's jiapers. On the death of Sir John Barnard, Mr. Malone thinks these must have fallen into the hands of Mr. Edward Bagley, Lady Barnard's executor ; and if any descendant of that gentleman be now living, In his custody they probably remain. To this account of Shakspearc's family we have now to add, that among Oldys's papers is 'another traditional gossip's story of his having been the father of Sir William Davenant. Oldys's relation is thus given : " If tradition may be trusted, Shakspeare often baited at the Crown Inn or Tavern in Oxford, in his journey to and fi-om London. The landlady was a Woman of great beauty and sprightly wit. and her husband, Mr. John Davenant. (afterwards mayor of that city,) a grave melancholy man ; who, as well as Ills wife, used much to delight in Shakspearc's pleasant company. Their son, young Will. Davenant, (afterwards Sir William,) was then a little school-boy in the town, of .about seven or eight yeare old, and so fond also of Shakspeare, that whenever he heard of his arrival, he would fly from school to sea * The only notice ve have of his person is from Aubrey, who says, '* he was a handsome well-shaped man;*' and »dds, " verie good company, and of a vcrie ready, and pleasant and smooth wit." LIFE OF SHAKSPEARE. him. Oqo {lay, an old townsman, observing the boy running homeward almost out of breath, askej him whither he was posting in that heat and huri^. lie answered, to see his (/ud-futheT Shakspeare. Thcre'3 a good boy, eaid the otlier, but have a care that you don't take God's name in vain. This etory. Mr. Pope told me at thb Earl of Oxford's table, upon occasion of some discom-se which arosa about Shakspeare's monument, tlien newly erected in Westminster Abbey." This story appears to have originated with Antliony Wood, and it has been thought a presumption of its being true, that, after careful e.xaraination, Mr. Thomas Warton was inclined to believe it. Mr. Staevens, however, treats it with the utmost contempt ; but does not, perhaps, argue with his usual at- tention to experience, when he brings Sir William Davenant'a " heavy, vulgar, unmeaning face," as a proof that he could not be Shakspeare's son. Ic the Tear 1741, a monument was erected to our poet in Westminster Abbey, bj the direction of the Earl of Burlington, Dr. Mead. Mr. Pope, and Mr. Martyn. It was the work of beheemaker, (who re- ceived £300 fur it.) after a design of Kent, and was opened in January' of that year. The performers of each of the London theatres gave a benefit to defray the expenses, and the Dean and Chapter o. Westminster took nothing for the ground. The money received by the performance at Drury Lane theatre amounted to above £200, but the receipts at Covent Garden did not exceed £100. From these imperfect notices, wliieh are all we have been able to collect from the laboi-s of liis biog- raphers and commentators, our readers will perceive that less is known of Shakspeare than of almost any writer who has been considered as an object of laudable curiosity. Kothing co\ild be more highly gratifying than an account of the early studies of this wonderful man, the progress of liis pen, his moral" and social qualities, his friendships, his failings, and whatever else constitutes personal history . But on all these topics his contemporanes and his immediate successors have been equally silent, and if aught can be hereafter disoovered, it must be by cicploring sources which have hitherto escaped tha anxious researches of those who have devoted tlioir whole lives, and their most vigorous talents, to revive his memory and illustrate liis writings. In the sketch we have given, if the dates of his birth and death be excepted, what is there on which the reader can depend, or for which, if he contend eagerly, he may not be involved in controversy, and perplexed with contradictory opinions and authorities ? It is usually said that the life of an author can be little else than a history of his works ; but this opinion is liable to many exceptions. If an author, indeed, has passed his days in retirement, his life can afford little more variety tlian that of any other man who has lived in retirement ; but if, as is generally the case with writers of great celebrity, he has acquired a pre-eminence over Ms contempo- raries, if lie has excited rival contentions, and defeated the attacks of criticism or of malignity, or if ho has plunged into the controversies of his age, and performed the part either of a tyrant or a hero in literature, his history may be rendered as interesting as that of any other public character. But what- ever weight may be allowed to this remark, the decision will not be of much consequence in the case of Shalcspeare. Unfortunately, we know as little of his writings as of liis personal history. The in- dustry of his illustrators for the last thirty years has been such, as probably never was surpassed in the annals of literary investigation ; yet so far are we from information of the conclusive or satisfactory kind, that even the order in which his plays were written, rests principally on conjecture, and of some plays usually printed among his works, it is not yet determined whether he wrote the whole, or acy piart. Much of our ignorance of every thing which it would bo desirable to know respecting Shakspeare's works, must be imputed to the author himself. If we look merely at the state in which he left his pro- ductions, we should bo apt to conclude, either that ho was insensible of their value, or that, Avliile he was the greatest, he was at the same time the humblest writer the world ever produced — " that ho thought his works unworthy of posterity — that ho levied no ideal tribute upon future times, nor had any farther prospect, than tliat of present popularity and present profit.'" And such an opinion, al- though it apparently partakes of the ease and looseness of conjecture, may not be fur from probability. But before we allow it any higher merit, or attempt to decide upon the affection or neslcct with which he reviewed his Libors, it may be necessary to consider their precise nature, and certain circumstances in his situation wliich aftected them ; and, above all, we must take into our account the character and predominant occupations of the times in which he lived, and of those which followed his decea.se. With respect to himself, it does not appear that he printed any one of his plays, and only eleven of them were printed in his lifetime. The reason assigned for this js, tliat he wrote them for a particular theatre, sold them to the managers when only an actor, reserved them in manuscript when himself a manager, and when ho disposed of his property in the theatre, they were still preserved in manuscript to prevent their being acted bv the rival houses. Copies of some of them appear to have been surrep- titiously obtained, and publislied in a very incorrect state ; but we may suppose, that it was wiser in the author or managers to overlook this fraud, than publish a correct edition, and so destroy the ex- clusive property they enjoyed. It is clear, tlierefore, that any publication of his plays by himself would have interferred, at iii'st with his own interest, and afterwards with the interest of those to whom he had made over his share in them. But even had tliis obstacle been removed, we are not sure that he would have gained much by publication. If he had no other copies but those belonging to the theatre, the business of correction for the press must have been a toil which we are afraid tlie taste of the public at tliat time would have poorly rewarded. Wo know not the exact portion of fame he en- joyed : it was probably the highest which dramatic genius could confer; but dramatic genius was a new excellence, and not well understood. His claims were probably not lieard out of the jurisdiction of tho master of the revels, certainly not beyond the metropolis. Yet such was Shalcspeare's reputation, that we arc told his name was put to pieces which he never wrote, and that he felt himself too confident in popular favor to undeceive the public. This was singular resolution in a man who wrote so unequally, that at this d,ay, the test of internal evidence must be applied to his doubtful productions with tho greatest caution. But still how far his character would have been elevated by an examination of his plays in the closet, in an ago when tho refinements of criticism were not understood, and the sympathies of tasto W'Ore seldom felt, may admit of a question. '' His language," says Dr. Johnson, " 7u4 being desitjnfd for the i'eade?-'s desk, was all that he desired it to be if it conveyed his meaning to the audience.'* Shakspeare died in 1616 ; and seven years afterwards appeared the first edition of his plays, published at the charges of four booksellers, — a circumstance from which Mr. Malono infers, " that no single publisher was at that time willing to risk his money on a complete collection of our autlior's plays." This edition was printed from the copies in the hands of liis fellow-managers, Heminge and CondoU, which had been m a series of years frequently altered through convenience, caprice, or ignorance. 'Dr. Johnson's Preface. LIFE OF SHAKSPEARE. Ilemmge and Condell had now retired from the stage ; and, we may suppose, were guilty of no iujuir to their successors, in printing what their own interest only had formerly withheld. Of this, although we have no documents amounting to demonstration, we may be convinced, by adverting to a circum- stance, which will, in our days, appear very extraordinary, namely, the declension of Shakspeare'a popularity. "We have seen that the publication of his works was accounted a doubtful speculation ; and it is yet more certain, that so much had the public taste turned from him in quest of variety, that for several years after his death the plays of Fletcher were more frequently acted than his, and during the whole of the seventeenth century, they were made to give place to performances, the greater fart of which cannot now be endured. During the same period, only four editions of his worl^ were pub- lished, all in folio ; and perhaps this unwieldly size of volume may be an additional proof that they were not popular ; nor is it thought that the impressions were numerous. These circumstances which attach to our .author and to his works, must be allowed a plausible weight in accounting for our dcflciences in his biography and literary career ; but there were circumstances enough in the history of the times to suspend the progress of that more regular drama of which he had set the example, and may be considered as the founder. If we wonder why we know so much less of Shakspeare than of IJis conteioporaries, let us recollect that his genius, however highly and justly we now rate it, took a direction wliich was not calculated for permanent admiration, either in the age in which he lived, or in that which followed. Shakspeare was a writer of plays, a promoter of an amusement just ernergin^ from barbarism ; and an amusement which, although it has been classed among the schools of morality, has ever had such a strong tendency to deviate from moral purposes, that the force of law has, in all ages, been called in to preserve it witliin the bounds of common decency. The Church has ever been unfriendly to the stage. Apart of the injunctions of Queen Elizabeth is j)articularly ciirected against the printing of plays ; and, according to an entry in the books of the btationers' Company, in the forty-first year of her reign, it is ordered, that no plays be printed, except allowed by persons in authority. Dr. Farmer also remarks, that in that age, poetry and novels were destroyed publicly by the bishops, and privately by the puritans. The main transactions, indeed, of that period, could not admit of much attention to matters of amusement. The Reformation required all the circumspection and poHcy of a long reign to render it so firmly established in popular favor as to brave the caprice of any succeeding sovereign. This was eft'ected, in a great measure, by the diffusion ofreliffious controversy, which was encouraged by the Church, and especially by the puritans, who were the immediate teachers of the lower classes, were listened to with veneration, and usually inveighed against all public amusements, as inconsistent with the Christian profession. These controversies con- tinued during the reign of James I, and were, in a considerable degree, promoted by him, although ho, like Elizabeth, was a favorer of the stage, as an appeudase to the grandeur and pleasures of the Court. But the commotions which followed in the unhappy reign of Cliarles I, when the stage was totally abolished, are sutiicient to account for the oblivion tlirown on the history and works of our great bard. From this time, no inquiry was made, until it was too late to olitain any information more satisfac- tory, than the few hearsay scraps and contested traditions above detailed. " How little," says Mr. Steevens, " Shakspeare was once read, may be understood from Tate, who, in his dedication to the al- tered play of King Lear, speaks of the original as an obscure piece, recommended to his notice by a friend ; and the author of the Tatler having occasion to quote a few lines out of Macbeth, was content to receive them from D'Avenant's alteration of that celebrated drama, in which almost every original beauty is either awkwardly disguised, or arbitrarily omitted."* In fifty years after his death, Dryden mentions that he was then become " a little obsolete." In the beginning of the last century, Lord Shaftesbuiy complains of his " rude unpolished style, and his an- tiquated phrase and wit." It is certain, that for nearly a hundred years after his death, partly owing to the immediate revolution and rebellion, and partly to the licentious taste encouraMd in Ciiarlcs II's time, and perhaps partly to the incorrect state of 'his works, he was almost entirely neglected. Mr. Malone has justly remarked, " that if he had been read, admired, studied, and imitatedj'in the same degree as he is now, the enthusiasm of some one or otlier of his admirers in tho last age would hava induced him to make some inquiries concerning the histoi-y of his theatrical career, and the anecdotes of his private life."* His admirei-s, however, if he had admirers in that age, possessed no portion of such enthusiasm. That curiosity, which in our days has raised biography to the rank of an independent study, was scarcely known, and where known, confined principally to the public transactions ot eminent chaVactcrs. And if, in addition to the circumstances already stated, we consider how little is known of the personal history of Shakspeare's contemporaries, we may easily resolve the question, why, of all men that havo ever claimed admiration by genius, wisdom, or valor, who have eminently contributed to enlarge the taste, promote the happiness, or increase the reputation of their country, we know the least of Shaks- peare : aud why, of the few particulars which seem entitled to credit, when simply related, and in which there is no manifest violation of probability, or promise of importance, there is scarcely one which has not swelled into a controversy. After a careful examination of all that modern research has discovered, we know not how to trust our curiosity beyond the limits of those barren dates whiili afford no personal history. The nature of Shakspeare's writings prevents that appeal to internal evidence, which in other cases has been found to throw lijrht on character. The purity of his morals, for example, if sought in his plays, must be measured against the licentiousness of his language, and tlie question will then be, how much did he write from conviction, and how much to gratify the taste of his hearers? How much did he add to the age. and how much did he borrow from it? Pope says, "he was obliged to p'lease the lowest of the people, and to keep the worst of company;" and Pope might have said more : for al- though we hope it was not true, we have no means of proving that it was false. The only life v\hich has been prefixed to all the editions of Shakspeare of the eighteenth century, is that drawn up by Mr. Kowe, and winch he modestly calls, " Some Account," &c. In this we liavo what Eowe could collect when every legitimate source of information was closed, a few traditions that were floating nearly a century after the author's death. Some inaccuracies in his account have been detected in the valuable notes of Mr. Steevens and Mr. Malone, who, in other parts of their respective editions, have scattered a few brief notices which we have incorporated in the present sketch. The whole, however, is unsatisfactory. Shiikspeare, in his private character, in liis friendships, in his amuse- ments, in his closet, in his family, is no where before us ; and such was the nature of tho writings on which his fame depends, and of that employment in which he was engaged, that being in no important respect connected with the history of his age, it is in vain to look into tho latter for any information concerning him. ^Mr. gteovens's Advertisement to the Reader, first printed in 1773. •Mr. Walone'a Preface to his edition. 1790. LIFE OF SHAKSPE-AliE. Mr. CapcU is of opinion, that he wTote some prose works, because " it can hardly be supposed that he, who had so considerable a share in the confidence of the Earls of Essex and Southampton, could be t. mute spectator only of sontroversies in which they were so much interested." This editor, however, appears to have taken for granted, a degree of confidence with these two statesmen, which he ou^lit first to have proved. Shakspeare might have enjoyed the confidence of their social hours ; but it is mere conjecture that they admitted him into the confidence of their state alfairs. Mr. Malone, whose opin- ions are ectitled tj a higher degree of credit, thinks that his prose compositions, if they should ba discovered, would exhibit the same perspicuity, the same cadence, the same elegance and vigor, which we find in his plays. It is unfortunate, howe'ver, for all wishes and all conjectures, that not a line ot Shakspeare's manuscript is known to exist, and his prose writing are no where hinted at. We have only printed copies of his plays and poems, and thos^so depraved by carelessness or ignorance, that all tlie" labor of all his commentators has not yet been able to restore them to a probable purity. Many of the greatest difficulties .attending the perasal of them, yet remain, and will require, what it is scarcely possible to expect, greater sagacity and more happy conjecture than have hitherto been employed. Of his Poems, it is perhaps necessary, that some notice should be taken, although they have never been favorites with the public, and have seldom been reprinted with his plays. Shiatly after his death, Mr. Malone informs us, a very incorrect impression of them was issued out, which in every sub.sequeut edition was implicitly followed, until he published a corrected edition in 17S0 with illustrations, Spirits. NyntphSy ) Reapers, J Other Spirits attending on Prospero- ACT I. SCENE I. — On a ship at sea. A Storm with thunder and lightning. Enter a SI]ip-master and a Boatswain. Master. Boatswain, — Boats. Here, master : what cheer f Master. Good: Speak to the mariners: fall tq't yarelyi, or we run ourselves asround : bestir, bestir. [Ex-it. Enter Mariners. Boats. Hei^h, my hearts; chcerly, chccrly, my hearts ; yare, y are : Talie in the top-sail; Tend to the master's whistle. — Blow till tliou burst thy wind, if room enou?;h ! Enter Aloxso, SEnASTiAjf, Antonio, Fcnni- NANii, GoNZAio, and others. Alon. Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master] Play the men. Boats. I pray now, keep below. .4/*/. Whore is the master, boatswain 1 Boats. Do you not liear him '! You mar our labor! keep your cabins: you do assist the storm. Gon. Nay', pood, be patient. Boata. When tlie sea is. Hence! What care these roarers for the name of king] To cabins: silence : Trouble us not. Con. Good; yet remember whom thou hast aboard. Boats. None that I more love than myself. — You are a counsellor; if you can command these elements to silence, and work the peace of the present*, we will not hand a rope more; use voiu" authority; If you cannot, i:ive thanks you liave lived so lon^, and malce yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of the hour, if it so hap. — Cheerly, good hearts. — Out of our way, I say. [Exit. Gnn. I have frreat comfort from this fellow ; metliinks he hath no drowning: mark upon him: his complexion i? perfect i^allows. Stand fast, sood ftite to his hani^iug ! make tlic rope of his destiny ' Keadily, * Present instant. our cable, for our own doth little advantage ! If ho be not born to be hanged, our case is miserable. \^Exeunt. Re-enter Boatswain. Boats. Down with the top-mast; yare; lewer, lower; bring her to try with main course. \A cry within.] A plaiiue upon this howling! they uro louder than the weather, or our olhce. — Re-enter Peiiastian, Antonio, and Gonzai.o, Yet again 7 what do you here '. Shall we give o'er and drown T Have you a mind to sink 1 Seh. A pox o' your throat! you bawling, blas- phemous, uncharitable dog! Bouts. Work you, then. Ant. Hang, cur, hang! you whoreson, insolent noise-maker, we are less afraid to be drowned tlian thou art. Gon. I'll warrant him from drowning ; though the shi]) were no stronger than a nut-shell, and as leaky as an unstaunched' wench. Boats. I. ay her a-hold. a-hold ; set her two courses; oft' to sea again, lay her olT. Enter Mariners, wet. Mar. All lost! to praj'ers, to prayers! all lost! [Exeunt. Boats. What, must onr mouths be cold] Gon. The king and prince at prayers! let ua assist them. For our case is as theirs. Self. 1 am out of patience. Ant. We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards. — This wide-chapped rascal ; — 'Would thou mightst lie drowning The washing often tides! Gon. ' He'll bo hanged yet, Though every drop of water swear against it, And gape at'wid'st to glut him. [A conjused noise H-itkin.] Mercy on us! — We split, \ve split! Farewell, my wife and children ! — Farewell, brotlier ! — We split, we split, w'C split. — « Incontinent. * Absolutely. 12 TEMPEST. Act I. Ant. Let's all sink with the king. [Exit- Seb, Let's take leave of him. [Exit. Goii. Now would 1 give a thousand furloiii;s of fei for an acre of barren ground; long heath, brown furx»% any thing; the wills above be done! but 1 would fain die a dry death. [Exit. SCENE II.— The island .- bvfure the celt of Pnos- PF.I10. Eater PuosrERo anil Miranda. Mir. If by your art, my dearest father, you have Put the wild waters in this roar, allay tliem : Tiie sky, it seems, woud pour down stinking pitch, But that the sea, mounting to the welkin's cheek, Dashes the fire out. o, 1 have suflerd Witli those tiiat I saw suili^r! a brave vessel. Who had no doubt some noble creatures in her, Dash'd all to pieces, n, the cry did knock Against my very heart ! Poor souls ! they perish'd. Had I been any god of power, I would Have sunk the sea withui the earth, or e'er It should the good ship so have swallow'd, ar.d The freighting souls within her. pro. Be collected; No more amazement; tell your piteous heart, There's no harm done. Mira. O, woe the day ! Pro. No harm. I have done nothing but in care of thee, (Of thee, my dear one ! thee my daughter !) who Art ignorant of what thou art, nought knowing t If whence I am ; nor that I am more better Than Prospero, master of a full poor cell. And thy no greater father. Mini. More to know Did never meddle with my thouglits. Pi-o. 'Tis time I should inform thee further. Lend thy hand. And pluck my magic garment from me. — .So ; [Lai/s ilmvn his mantle. Lie there, my art. — Wipe thou thine eyes ; have eomtbrt. The direful spectacle of the wreck, which touch'd The very virtue of compassion in thee, 1 have with such provision in mine art .So safely order'd, that there is no soul — No, not so much perdition as a hair. Betid to any creature in the vessel Which thou hcard'st cry, which thou saw'st sink. Sit down; For thou must now know further. Mira. You have often P,egun to tell me what I am ; but stopp'd And left me to a bootless inquisition; Concluding, Ulaij, not yet.— Pro. The hour's now come ; The very minute bids thee ope thine ear; Obey, and be attentive. Canst thou remember A time before we came unto this cell ! I do not think thou canst; for then thou wast not Outs three years old, Mira. Certainly, sir, I can. Pro. I'y what ] by any other house, or person T 01 any thing the image tell me, that Hath kept with thy remembrance. Mira. 'Tis far off, And rather like a dream than an assurance. That my remembrance warrants ; had 1 not Four or'five women once, that tended me ] Pro. Thou hadst, and more, Miranda: but how is it. That this lives in thy mindl What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time! I f thou remember'st aught, ere thou cam'st here, Ilow thou cam'st here, thou may'st. Mira. But that I do not. Pro. Twelve years since, Miranda, twelve years since, thy father was The duke of Milan, and a prince of power. Mira. Sir, are not you my father f Pro. Thy mother was a piece of virtue, and She said — thou wast my daughter : and thy father Was duke of Milan ; and his only heir A princess ; — no worse issued. Mira. O, the heavens ! What foul play had we, that we came from thence ? Or blessed wast we did ! Pro. Both, both, my girl. By foul play, as thou say'st, were we hcav'd thence; But blessedly liolp hitlier. » Quite. Mira. 0, my heart bleeds To think o' the teen" tliat I have turn'd you to, Which is from my remembrance I Please you fur- ther. Pro. My brother, and thy uncle, eall'd Antonio, I pray thee, mark me, — that a brother should He so perfidious ! — he whom, next thyself. Of all the world I lov'd, and to htm put The manage of my slate ; as, at that time, Through all the signiories it was the first, And Prospero the prime duke ; being so reputed In dignity, and, for the liberal arts. Without a pamllel ; those being all my study. The government I cast upon my brother, And to my state grew stranger, being transported. And wrapt in secret studies, 'i'hy false micle — Dost thou attend me 1 Mira. Sir, most heedfully. Pro. Being once perfected how to grant suits, How to deny them ; whom to advance, and whom To trash^ for over-topping; new created The creatures that were mine ; 1 say, or chang'd them. Or else new-form'd them: having both the key Of officer and olTice, set all hearts To what tune pleas'd his ear ; that now he was The ivy, which had hid my princely trunk, And suck'd my verdure out on't. — I'hou attend's. not; I pray thee mark me. Mira. O good sir, I do. Pro. I thus neglecting worldly en — How say you T 'Tis true, mv brother's daughter's queen of Tunis; So is she heir of Naples; 'twixt which regions There is some space. Ant. A space, whose every cubit Seems to cry out, llont shall ttiaf Claribel Measure us baek tii Najiles ? — Keep in Tunis, And let Sebastian wake! — Say, this were death That now hath seiz'd them ; why, they were no worse Than now they are : there be, that can rule Naples As well as he that sleeps ; lords, that can prate As amply, and unnecessarily. As this Gonzalo ; I myself could make A chough" of as deep chat. O, that you bore The mind that I do ! what a sleep were this For your advancement! Do you understand rae 1 Seb. Methinks I do. Ant. And how does your content Tender your own good fortune 1 Seb. I remember, You did supplant your brother Prospero. Ant. True: And, look, how well my garments sit upon me ; Much feater than before : My brother's servants Were then my fellows, now they are my men. Seh. liut, for your conscience — Ant. Ay, sir ; where lies that ! if it were a kjbe, 'Twould put me to my slipper; but I feel not This tleity in my bosom : twenty consciences. That stand 'twixt me and Milan, candied he they, And melt, ere they molest ! Here lies your brother No better than the earth he lies upon, If he were that which now he's like: Whom I, With this obedient steel, three inches of it. Can lay to bed fpr ever : whiles you, doing thus, To the perpetual wink for aye might put This ancient morsel, this sir Prudence, who Should not upbrai'and, bearing a log- Fer. There be some sports are painful; but their labor Delight in tliem sets off; some kinds of baseness Arc nobly undergone; and most poor matters Point to ricli ends. This my mean task would be As heavy to' me, as "tis odious; but The mistress, which I serve, quickens what's dead, And makes my labors pleasures : (), ahe is Ten times more gentle than her father's crabbed; And he's coninosed of harshness. 1 must remove Some thousands of these logs, and pile them up, Upon a sore injunction : My sweet mistress Weeps when she sees me work ; and says, such baseness Had ne'er like executor. I forget: liiil these sweet thoughts do even refresh my labors ; Most busy-less, wlien I do it. Enter Minxynx; «;?.(/ PnosrEno at a distance. M'lra. Alas, now! pray you W^ork not so hard : I would tlie lightning had Burnt up those logs, that you are enjoin'd to pile ! pray set it down, and rest you : when this burns, 'Twill weep for having wearied you : My father Is hard at study ; pray now rest yourself; He's safe for these three hours. Fer. O most dear mistress, The sun will set, before I shall discharge What 1 must strive to do. Mira. If you'll sit down, I'll bear your \oi.s the while : Pray, give me that ; I'll carry it to the pile. Fer. No, precious creature : I had rather crack my sinews, break my back. Than you should such dishonor undergo, While I sit lazy bj'. Mira. It would become me As well as it does you: and I should do it With much more ease ; for my good will is to it, And yours against. Fro. Poor wonn ! thou art infected ; This visitation shows it. Mira. You look wearily. Fer. No, noble mistress; 'tis fresh morning with me, When you are by at night. I do beseech you, (Chiefly, that I niight set it in my prayers,) What IS your name ] Mira. Miranda: — my father, I have broke your hosts to say so ! Fer. Admir'd Miranda ! Indeed. tliC top of admiration ; worth Whafs dearest to the world ! Full many a lady • I have ey"d with best regard ; and many a time The harinony of their tongues hath into bondage Brought my too diligent ear : tor several virtues Have I lik'd several women; never any With so full soul, but some delect in her Did quarrel with the noblest grace she ow"d% And i)Ut it to the foil: But you, you, So perlect, and so peerless, are created Of every creature's besL _ Mira. I do not know One of my sex ; no woman's face remember, Siive, from my glass, mine own ; nor have I seen More that I may call men, than you, good friend, And my dear father ; how features arc abroad, I am skill-less of; but, by my modesty, (The jewel in my dower,) I would not wish Any companion in the world but you; Nor can imagination form a shape. Besides yourself, to like of; but I prattle Something too wildly, and my father's precepts Therein forget. Fer. I am, in my condition, A prince, Miranda; I do think, a king ; (I would, not so!) and would no more endure This wooden slavery, than I would sufi'cr Tiie flesh-lly blow my mouth. — Hear my soul speak ; — The very instant that I saw you, did My heart lly tu your service ; tliere resides. To make me slave to it ; and, for your sake, Ami this patient log-man. Mira. Do you love, me 1 Fer, O Jieaven, O earth, bear witness to tins sound, And crown what I profess with kind event, If I speak true ! if hollowly, invert W'hat best is boded me, to mischief! I, Beyond all limit of what else i" the world, Do love, prize, honor you. Mira. I am a fool. To weep at what I am glad of. Pro. Fair encounter Of two most rare affections ! Hcuvens rain grace On that which breeds between them ! Fer. Wherefore weep you ? • Sea-gullB. e Command. TOwn'J. 20 TEMPEST. Act III. Mira. At mine unworthiness, that dare not oiler What I desire to give ; and much less take, \Vliat I shall die to want : but this is trilling; And all tlie more it seeks to hide itself. The bigger bulk it shows. Hence, bashful cunning ! And prompt me, plain and holy innocence ! I am your wife, if you will marry me ; If not. Ill die youi^ maid : to be your fellow ^ou may deny me : but 111 be your servant, Whether you will or no. /•>'■■ My mistress, dearest, Anrl I thus humble ever. Mira. My husband then 1 /•>r. Ay, with a heart as willing As bondage e'er of freedom : here's my hand. Mira. And mine, with my heart int : And now farewell. Till half an hour hence. Fcr. A thousand! thousand! [Exeunt I-'kr. and Min,\. Pro. So glad of this as they, I cannot be. Who are surprised with all ; but my rejoicing At nothing can be more. I'll to my book ; Kor yet. ere supper-time, must 1 perform Much business appertaining. [Ejcit. SCENE II. — Another part of /he Island. Enter Stephano and Tni:fcni.o ; Calibas/o/- hiwing tvith a bottle. Ste. Tell not me ; — when the butt is out, we will drink water; not a drop before; therefore bear up and board 'em : Servant-monster, drink to mo. Trin. Servant-monsler] the folly of this island ! They say. there's but five upon this isle: we are three of them ; if the other two be brained like us, t lie state totters. s/e. Drink, servant monster, when I bid thee; lliy eyes are almost set in thy head. Trin. Where should they be set else'f he were a br.ave monster indeed, if they were set in his tail. Sle. My man-monster hath drowned his tongue in sack : for my part, the sea cannot drown me : I swam, ere I could recover the shore, five-and-thirty leagues, off and on, by Ibis light. — Thou shall be my lieutenant, monster, or my standard. Trin. Your lieutenant, if you hst ; he's no standard. Ste. 'We'll not run. monsieur njonster. Trin. Nor go neither : but you'll lie, like dogs ; and set say nothing neither. Sle. Moon-calf, speak once in thy life, if thou beest a good moon-cilf. Cat. How does thy honor 1 Let me lick thy shoe : I'll not serve him. — he's not valiant. Trin. Thou liest, most ignorant monster ; I am in case to justle a constable : Why, thou debosheda lisli thott, was there ever man a coward, that hath drunk so much sack as I to-day 7 Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish, and half a monster ] Cat. Lo, how he mocks me! "wilt thou let him, my lord "! Tiin. Lord, quoth he ! — that a monster should be such a natural ! Cat. Lo, lo. a^rain ! bite him to death, I pr'ythee. Ste. 'frinculo, keep a good tongue in your head ; if you prove a mutineer, the next tree — The poor monster's my subject, and he shall not sufli^r indignity. ('//,'. 1 thank my noble lord. Wilt thou be pleas'd To hearken once "again the suit I made thee ] Ste. Marry will 1: kiieel, and repeat it; I will stand, and so shall Trinculo. Enter Ariel, invisible. Cat. As I told thee nefore, I am subject to a tyrant ; A sorcerer, that liy his cunning hath Cheated me of this island. Art. Thou liest. Cat. Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou ; T would n^y valiant master would destroy thee: 1 do not lie. Str. Trinculo, if you trouble him any more in hig tale, by this hand, I wiM supplant some of your teeth. • Debauched. Trin. Why, I said nothing. Ste. Mum then, and no more. — [To Caliban.] Proceed. Cat. I say. by sorcery he got this isle; From me he got it. If thy greatness will Revenge it on him — for, I know, thou dar'st; But this thing dare not. Ste. That s most certain. Ca!. Thou shalt be lord of it, and I'll serve thee. Ste. How now shall this be compassed ] Canst thou bring me to the party? Cat. Yea, yea, my lord: I'll yield him thee asleep, Where thou may'st knock a nail into his head. An. Thou liest, thou canst not. Cat. What a pied ninny's this!" Thou scurvy patch ! — T do beseech thy greatness, give him blows, And take his bottle from hiin : when that's gone, lie shall drink nought but brine ; for I'll not show him Where the quick freshes* are. Sle. Trinculo, run into no further danger : inter- rupt the monster one word further, and. by this hand, I'll turn my mercy out of doors, and make a stock-fish of tiiee. Trin. Why, what did H I did nothing; I'll go further off". Ste. Didst thou not say, he lied 7 Ari. Thou liest. S/e. Do I so 7 take thou that. [Strilies him.] As you like this, give me the lie another time. Trin. I did not give the lie: — Out o' your wits, and hearing too 7 — A i)0X o' your bottle! this can sack and drinking do. — A murrain on your mon- ster, and the devil take your fingers ! Cal. Ha, ha, ha! Ste. Now, forward with your tale. Pr'ythee ! stand further oil'. Cal. Beat him enough: after a little time, I'll beat him too. Ste. Stand further. — Come, proceed. Cat. Why, as 1 told thee, 'tis a custom with him r the afternoon to sleep : there thou may'st braui him. Having first seiz'd his books; or with a log Batter his skull, or paunch him with a stake, fir cut his wezand' with thy knife : Remember, First to possess his books ; for without them lie's but a sot, as I am, nor hath not One spirit to command : They all do hate him, .As rootedly as I ; Burn but his bonks; He has brave utensils, (for so he calls them,) Which, when he has a house, he'll deck withal. And that most deeply to consider, is The Ijeauty of his daughter ; he himself Calls her a nonpareil : I ne'er saw woman, But only Sycorax my dam and she; But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, As greatest does least. Ste. Is it so brave a lass 7 Cat. A y. my lord : she will become thy bed, . warrant. And bring thee forth brave brood. Ste. Monster, I will kill this man : his daughter and I will be king and queen ; (save our graces!) and Trinculo and thyself shall be viceroys: — Dost thou like the plot, Trinculo? Trin. Excellent. Ste. Give me thy hand ; I am sorry I beat thee : but, while thou livest, keep a good tongue in thy head. Cal. Within this half hour will he be asleep ; Wilt thou destroy him then 7 Ste. ' Ay, on mine honor. Ari. This will I tell my master. Cal. Thou mak'st me 'merry : I am full of plea- sure ; Let us be jocund : Will you troll the catch You taught me but while-ere 7 Sle. At thy request, monster, 1 will do reason, any reason : Come on, Trinculo, let us sing. [Si»!j.«. Flout 'em, and sliout 'em ; and sl', Antonio, Gonzalo, Adrian, Fuancisco, and ot/ters. Con. By'r lakin," I can go no further, sir; My old bones ache ; here's a maze trod, indeed. Through forth-rights, and meanders ! by your pa- tience, I needs must rest me. Altin. (lid lord, I cannot blame thee, Who am myself attach'd with weariness. To the dulhng of my spirits : sit down, and rest. Even here 1 will put olt my hope, and keep it No longer for my flatterer : he is drown'd. Whom thus we stray to fmd ; and the sea mocks Our frustrate search on land : well, let him go. Ant. I am right glad that he's so out of hope. {.iude to Skbastian. Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose That you resolv'd to effect. Se.b. The next advantage Will we take thoroughly. Ant. T.et it he to-night ; For, now they are oppress'd with travel, they Will not, nor cannot, use such vigilance. As when they are fresh. Seb. I say, to-night : no more. Solemn and strans^e Musir ,- and Pbospkhip alore. iiivmtile. r.nter Severn I strniiKe Shapes, tirina- ing in a Banquet ; ttiei/ dance (fhortt it with gentle actions of salutatimi ; and, inviting tlie King, A'c. to eat, ttieij depart. Alon. What harmony is this 1 my good friends, hark ! Gon. Marvelous sweet music ! Alon. Give us kind keepers, heavens! What were these 1 Sell. A living drollery :« Now I will believe. That there are unicorns: that in Arabia There is one tree, the phoenix' throne ; one phoenix At this hour reigning there. Ant. I'll believe both ; And what does else want credit, come to me, And I'll be sworn 'tis true: Travelers ne'er did lie, Tliougli fools at home condemn them. Gon. If in Naples I should report this now. would they believe me T If I should say I saw such islanders, (For, certes. these are people of the island.) Who, though they are of monstrousshane, yet, note. Their manners are more gentle-kind, than of Our human generation you shall tind Many, nay, almost any. Pro. Honest lord. Thou hast said well : for some of you there present Are worse than devils. [Aside. aOurla.Jy. «Show. Alan. I cannot too much muse. Such shapes, such gestures, and such sound, ev- pressing (Although they want the use of tongue) a kind Of excellent dumb discourse. I'ro. Praise in departing. [Aside, Fran, They vanish'd strangely. Sell. No matter, since They have left llieir viands behind ; for we have stomachs. — Will't please you taste of what is here 1 Alon. Not 1. Con, Faith, sir, you need not fear : Wlien we were boys. Who would believe that there were moHntaineers, Dew-lapp'd like bulls, whose throats had hanging at them Wallets of flesh 1 or that there were such men. Whose heads stood in their breasts ? which now we And, Each putter-out on five for one, will bring us Good warrant of. Alon. I will stand to, and feed, Although my last: no matter, since I feel The best is past: — Brother, my lord the duke. Stand to, and do as we. Thunder and liithtninfr. Enter Aiuki. like a liarpij ; claps his ivirms ajyin the table, and, with a quaint device, the banquet vani.ihes. Ari. You are three men of sin, whom destiny (That hath to instrument this lower world. And what is in't.) the never-surfeited sea Hath caused to belch up ; and on this island Where man doth not inhabit ; you 'mongst men Being most unfit to live. I have made you mad : [Seeing Alon., Sek., iVc draw their swords. And even with such like valor, men hang and drown Their proper selves. You fools! I and my fellows Are ministers of fote; the elements Of whom your swords are temper'd, may as well Wound the loud winds, or with bcmock'd-at stabs Kill the still-closing waters, as diminish One dowie' that's iii my plume; my fellow-ministers Are like invulnerable : if you could hurt. Your swords arc now too massy for your strengths. And will not be upliflcd : But remember. (For that's my business to you,) that you three From Milan did supplant good Prospcro; Expos'd unto the sea. which liath requit it. II im, and his innocent child ; for which foul deed The powers, delaying, not forgetting, have Incens'd the seas and shores, yea, all the creatures, Ai;ainst your peace : Thee of thy son, Alonso, They have bereft! and do pronounce by me, Lingering perdition (worse than any death Can be at once) shall step by step attend You, and your ways; w.ho3e wrath to guard you from (Which here, in this most desolate isle, else falls l'I)on yiinr heads,) is nothing, but heart's sorrow, And a clear" life ensuing. He vani-thes in thunder: then, to soft music, enter the Shapes again, and dance with mops and niowes, and carry out the table. Pro. \Aslie.\ Bravely the figure of this liarpy hast thou Perfonii'd. my Ariel ; a grace it had, devouring : t)f my instruction hast tliou nothini; 'bated. In what thou hadst to say; so, with good life, .\nd obser\'ation stranse, mv meaner ministers Their several kinds have done : my high charms work. And these, mine enemies, are all knit up In their distractions : they now are in my power; And in these fits I leave them, whilst I visit Young Ferdinand, (whom they suppose is drown'd,) And his and my lov'd darling. [Exit PuosPEno from above, Gon. r the name of something holy, sir, why stand you In this strange stare ? Alon, O, it is monstrous ! monstrous ! Methought the billows spoke, and told me of it ; The winds did sing it to me ; and the timnder, 6 Down. 6 Pure, blameless '2-2 TEMPEST. Act IV That deep and dreadful orf;an-pipc. pronounced Tlie name of Prosper ; it did bass my trespass. Therefore mj- son i' the ooze is bedded ; and I'jl seek him deeper than e'er plumjnet sounded, And witli him tliere lie niudded. [£.rit. Sell. Ji ut one fiend at a time, I'll fisht their legions o'er. -i"l- I'll be thy second. [Exeunt Skb. and Ast. Con. All three of them are desperate; tlieir great guilt, Like poison given to work a great time after. Now gins to bite the spirits : 1 do beseech yon That are of suppler joints, follow them swiftly, And hinder them from what this ecstasy May now provoke them to. '!'''■• Follow, I pray you. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE h — Before Prosperous CelL Enter Pnosptno, FEninsAXD, and MinA:?DA. Pro. If I have too austerely punish'd you, Your coinpensation makes amends ; for I Have friven you here a tfircad of mine own life, Or tliat for which I live ; whom once again 1 tender to thy hand ; all thy vexations Were but my trials of thy love, and thou Hast stran2:ely stood the test : here, afore heaven, I ratify this my rich gift. Ferdinand, ])o not smile at mc, that I boast her ofV, For thou shall find she will outstrip all praise. And make it halt behind her. Fcr. I do believe it, Against an oracle. Pro. Then, asmyfrift, and thine own acquisition Worthily purchas'd, take my dauirhter: But If thou dost break her vir;^in knot before All sanctimonious corcmnnies may With full and holy rites he minister'd. No sweet aspersion' shall the Iieavens let fall To make this contract prow ; but barren hate, Sour-ey'd disdain, and discord, shall bestrew The union of your bed with weeds so loathly. That you shall hate it both : tberet'ore, take heed. As Hymen's lamps shall light you. Fer. As I hope For quiet days, fair issue, and Ions: life, With such love as 'tis now ; the murkiest den. The most opportune place, the strongest suggestion Our worser Genius can, shall never melt Mine honor into lust ; to take away The edj:e of that day's celebration, When I sliall think, or Phoebus' steeds are foun- derd, Or night kept chair'd below. Pro. Fairly spoke : Sit tiien. and talk with her, she is thine own. — What, Ariel ; my industrious servant Ariel ! Enter Arikl. Ari. What would my potent master ? here I am. Fro* Thou and thy meaner fellows your last ser- vice Did worthily perform; and I must use you In such another trick : go, bring the rabble, O'er wiiom I give thee power, Jierc to this place : Incite them to quick motion ; for I must IiPstow upon the eyes of thi'? young couple Some vanity of mine art ; it is my promise, And they expect it from me. Ari. Presently '! Pro. Ay, with a twink. Ari. Refore you can say. Come, and go, And breathe twice ; and cry, so,so ; Kach one tripping on his ioe. Will be here with mop and mowe; Do you love me, master ! no. Pro. Dearly, my delicate Ariel : do not approach, Till thou dost hear me call. Ari. Well I conceive. [Exit. Pro. Look, thou bo true ; do not give dalliance Too much the rein ; the strongest oaths are straw To the tire i' the blood : be more abstemious, Or else, good night, your vow! Fi-r. I warrant you, sir; Tiie white-cold viririn snow upon my heart Abates the ardor of my liver. ' Sprinkling. Pro. Well.— Now come, my Ariel; bring a corollary,*" . Rather than want a spirit; appear, and pertly. — No tongue ; all eyes ; be silent. [Soft music, A Masque. E?iter Inrs. Tn.9. Ceres, most bounteous lady, thy rich leas Of wheat, rye, barley, vetclies. oaLs. and peas ; Thy turly mountains, where live nibhlins sheep, And flat meads thatch'd with stover, them to keep; Thy banks with peonicd and hllied brims, AVhich spongy April at thy hest> betrims, To make cold nymphs chaste crowns; and thy broom groves. Whose shadow the dismissed bachelor loves, Heing lass-lorn ; thy pole-clipt vineyard ; And thy sea-mar^e, stcrii, and rocky-hard, Where thou thyself dost air: The queen o' the sky, Whose w^ifry arch, and messenger, am I, Bids thee leave these; and with her sovereign grace, Here, on this grass-plot, in this very place. To come and sport : her peacock's lly amain ; Approach, rich Ceres, her to entertain. Enter Ceties. Cer. Hail, many-colored messenger, that ne'er Dost disobey the wife of Jupiter; Who, with ihy satlron wings, upon my tlowers DilPuscst honey-drops, refreshing showers; And with each end of thy blue bow dost cro\Mi My boskys acres, and my unshrubb'd down. Rich scarf to my proud earth; Why hath thy queen Summon"d me hither, to this short-grass'd green'.' Iris. A contract of true love to celebrate ; And some donation freely to estate On the blessd lovers. Cer. Tell me, heavenly bow, If Venus, or her son, as thou dost know. Do now attend the queen ? since they did plot The means, that dusky Dis» my dauL;hter got, Her and her blind boy's scandalM company I have forsworn. Irt^. Of her society Be n£t afraid ; I met her deity Cutting the clouds toward Paphos ; and her son Dove-drawn with her : here thought ilicy to have done Some wanton charm upon this man and maid. Whose vows are, that no bed-rite shall be paid Till Hymen's torch be li^dited: but in vain; Mar's not minion is return'd airam ; Her waspish-headed son has broke his arrows, Swears he will shoot no more, but play with spar- rows, And be a boy right out. Cer. Highest queen of state, Great Jvmo comes : I know her by her gait. Enter Juxo. Juno. ITow does my bounteous sister ? Go with me. To bless this twain, that they may prosperous he, And honor'd in their issue. SONG. Juno. Honor^ rirk^-i, rjiarriag-e-ble-'^ain^^ Lons: confinj/onre, and iricreaMng, IIimr!i/J<)Uft he s'iU upon you ! Junn shi?:;^ tier blfi'^sinfcs on you. " Alit-natioQ of mind 'Surplus. ' Command, a Woody. " Pluto. Scene I. TEMPEST. 23 Ccr. Earlk's increase, andfui'-on* jilenly ; Barns, and ^arnci'S never en/ptif ; Vines wilk clusVring bunches growing ; Plants, n'Uh suudlij burden bowing ,- Spring come hi you, at thefartluii, In Ike very end of harvest .' Scarcity and want shall shun tjou ; Ceres' blessing su is on you. Fer. This is a most majestic vision, and Harmonious cJiarmingly : May I be bold To tliinJv tliese spirits'! Pro. Spirits, which by mine art I have from their confines call'd to enact My present fancies. Per. Let me live here ever : So rare a wonderM* father and a wife, Make this place paradise. [JcNO and Cents whisper, and send Iris on employment. Pro. . Sweet now, silence : Juno and Ceres whisper seriously ; There's something else to do : hush, and be mute, Or else our spell is marrd. Iris. You nymphs, call'd Naiads, of the wan- d'rins brooks, With your sedg'd crowns, andever harmless looks, Leave your crisp channels, and on this ^'reeji land Answer your summons ; Juno does command: Come, temperate nymphs, and help to celebrate A contract of true iove ; be not too late. Enter certain Nymphs. You sun^urn'd sicklemcn, of Autrust weary. Come hitlier from the furrow, and be merry ; Malce lioly-day : your rye-straw hats put on. And these fresh nymphs encounter every one In coutitry footing. Enter certain Reapers, properly habited : they join v:Uh the Nijmphs in a grateful dance; toward the end wfiereof Phospkro starts suddenly and spealvs ; after which, to a strange, hollow, and confused noise, they heavily vanish. Pro, [A»idf.] 1 had forgot that foul conspiracy Of the beast Caliban, and his conl'ederates. Against my life; the minute of their plot Is almost come. — [To the Spirits.] Well done ; — avoid; — no more. Fer. Tliis is most strange : your father's in some passion That works him strongly. ^tira. Never till this day. Saw 1 him toucliM with anger so dislemperd. Pro. You do look, my son, in a mov'd sort, As if you were dismay'd : be cheerful, sir : Our revels now are ended : these our actors. As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air. into thin air ; And, like the baseless fabric of this vision. Tile cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces. The solemn temples, the great globe itsylf. Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve ; And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind: We'arc such stutf As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded witti asleep. — Sir, I am vex'd ; Hear with ni3* weakness : my old brain is troubled. Be not disturbed with my intirmity : If you be pleasM. retire into my cell. And there repose; a turn or two II walk, To still my beating mind, Fer. Mira. We wish you peace. [Exeunt. Pro. Come with a thought : — I thank you : — Ariel, come. Enter Auin. Ari. Thy thoughts I cleave to ; What's thy plea- sure ! Pro. Spirit, We inust prepare to meet with Caliban. Ari, Ay, my commander : when I presented Ceres, I thouglit to have told thee of it ; but I fear'd, Lest I might anger thee. Pro. Say again, where didst thou leave these varlets 1 * Abundance. • AWe to produce such wonders. Ari. I told you, sir, they were red hot with drinking: So full of valor, that they smote the air For breathing in their faces: beat the ground For kissing of their feet; yet always bending reward their project: Then I beat my tabor, .\t which, like unback'd colts, they prick'd their ears, Advanced their eyelids, lifted up their noses. As they smelt music ; so 1 channM their ears. That, calf-like, they my lowing followd, through Toothd briers, sharp furzes, pricking goss, and thorns, Which enter'd their frail shins ; at last I left them V the lillhy mantled pool beyond your cell. There dancing up to the chins, that tlie foul lake O'er-stunk their feet. Pro. This was well done, my bird. Thy shape invisible retain thou still : The trumpery in mv house, go, bring it hither. For stale' to catch these thieves. Ari. I go, I go. [Exit. Pro. A devil, a bom devil, on whose nature Nurture" can never stick ; on whom my pains. Humanely taken, all, all lost, quite lost ; And as, with age, his body uglier grows, So his mind cankers : I will plague them all. Re-enter Ariel, loailen until glistering apjiarel, Ac. Even to roaring: — Come, hang them on this line. PnnspEno and Ainr.i. rrmnin inrhi'ile. Enter Calibax, Stepiiano, and TiiixcuLo, all wet. Cal. Pray you, tread softly, that tile blind mole may not Hear a foot fall ; we now are near his cell. Sle. Monster, your fairy, which, you say, is .\ harmless fairy, has done little better than "played the Jack' with us. Trin. Monster, I do smell all horse-piss, at which my nose is in great indignation. Str. So is mine. Do you hear, monster 7 If I should take a displeasure against you; look you, — Trin. Thou wcrt but a lost monster. Cat. Good mv lord, give me thy favor still : Re patient, for the prize I'll bring tlice to Shall hood-wink this mischance : Uierefore, speak softly, All's hush'd as midnight yet. Trin. Ay, but to lose our bottles in the poo!, — Sle. There's not only disgrace and disinuior in that, monster, but an inlinite loss. Trin. Thai's more to nie tlian my welting : yet this is your harmless fairy, monster. Sle. I will fetch oil' niy bottle, tliough I be o'er ears for my labor. Cul. Pr'y thee.my king, he quiet : Secst thou here. This is the mouth of the cell : no noise, and enter : Do that good mischief, which may make tills island Thine own for ever, and I, thy Caliban, For aye thy foot-licker. Sle. Give me thy hand: I do begin to have bloody thouglils. Trin. n king Stcphano! O peer! O worthy Stephono ! look what a waidrobe liere is for thee"! Cal. Let it alone, thou fool ; it is but trash. Trin. O, ho, monster; wo know what belongs to a frippery:' — () king Slephano! .S/(, P"ut olT that gown, Trinculo ; by this hand, I'll have that gown. Trin. Thy grace shall liave it. Cat. I'he dropsy drown this fool ! what do you mean. To doat thus on sucli luggage 1 Let's along And do the murder first: ifbe awake, From toe to crov/n he II fill our skins with pinches; Make us strange stnlf. Sle. lie you quiet, monster. — Mistress line, i^ not this my jerk.n ! Now is ti.e jerkin under the lino: now, jerkin, you are like to lose your hair, and prove a bald jerkin. Trill. Do, do: We steal byline and level, a'nt like your grace. Sle. 1 tliank tliee for that j-st ; here's a srarment for't : wit shall not go unrewarded, wbiic I am king of this country : Steal by line and Icrtl, is an ex- cellent pass of pate ; there s another garment "br'U • Bait. iLdiication. e.T;«:k with u lanli-m. «.\ shop for sale of oU clothes. 24 TEMPEST. Act V. Trin. Monster, come, put some liine^ upon your fnii^ers, and awiiy with the rest. Ca'. I will have none on't: we shall lose our time, And all be tuni'd to barnacles, or to apes With foreheads villaneous low. Sfe. Monster, lay-to your fin°;ers ; help to bear this away, where my hogshead of wine is, or I'll turn you out of my kingdom; go to, carry this. Trin. And this. .S7e. Ay* and this. A nnUe of hunirrs heard. Enter divers Spirits, in shape of fwunds^ and hunt them about ; Pkos- PEHO and AuiEL setting them on. Pro. Hey, Mountain, hey ! ArL Silver ! there it goes, Silver/ Pro. Funi ! Fury ! there. Tyrant, there ! hark, hark ! Cat,., Ste., and Ttiin, ore driven out. no, charge my goblins that they grind their joints With dry convulsions ; shorten up their sinews With aged cramps; and more pinch-spotted make them, Than pard», or cat o' mountain. Ari. Hark, they roar. Pro. Let them be hunted soundly : at this hour Lie at my mercy all mine enemies : Shortly shall all my labors end, and thou Shalt have the air at freedom : for a little. Follow, and do me service. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE \. — Before the Cell of Prospero. Enter PnospEno in his ynag^ic robins, and Ahiel. Pro. Now does my project gather to a head : My charms crack not; my spirits obey ; and time Goes upright with his carriage. Hows the day 7 Ari. On the sixth hour ; at which time, my lord, You said our work should cease. Pro. I did say so. When first I rais'd the tempest. Say, my spirit, How fares the king and his] Ari. Confin'd together In the same fasliion as you gave in charge; Just as you left tliem. sir; all prisoners 111 the liine-grove which weather-feuds'* your cell; They i-annot budge, till you release. The king. His brother, and yours, abide all three distracted ; And the remainder mourning over them, Iirim-t\)ll of sorrow and dismay ; but chiefly Him you termd, sir. The good' old lord, Gonzalo ,• His tears run down his beard, like winter's drops From eaves of reeds: yourcharmso strong-ly works them, That if you now beheld them, your afTections Would become tender. Pro. Dost thou think so, spirit T Ari. Mine would, sir, were I human. Pro. And mine shall. Hast thou, which art but air, a touch, a tVebng of their alTlictions] and shall not invsel;". One of their kind, that relish all as sharply Passion as they, be kindlier mov'd than thou art? Though with their high wrongs I am struck to the quick. Vet, with my nobler reason, ''gainst my fury Do I take jiart : the rarer action is In virtue than in vengeance; they being penitent, The sole drift of my purpose doth extend Not a fVown further : Oo, release them, Ariel ; My charms III break, their senses I'll restore. And they shall be themselves. Ari. I'll fetch them, sir. [Exit. Pro, Ye elves of hills, brooks, standing lakes, and groves ; And ye, that on the sands with printless foot Do cbase the ebbing Neptune, and do Ily him. When he comes back ; you demi-pnppets, that Hv moon-shine do the green-sour riniilets make. Whereof the ewe not bites; and you, whose pastime Is to make midnight-mushrooms; that rejoice To hear the solemn curfew ; by whose aid (Weak masters though you be) I have be-dimm'd The noon-tide sun, calPd forth the mutinous winds. And 'tvvixt the ^reen sea and the azAir'd vault Set roaring war : to the dread rattling thunder Have 1 given fire, and rifled Jove's stout oak \W\\h his own bolt: the strong-bas'd promontory Have I mado shake; and by the spurs pluck'd up The pine, and cedar: graves, at my command. Have wak'd theirsleepers; oped, and let Iliem forth Hv my so potent art: But this roui^h nia^iic I )icre abjure: and. when I have requirM Some lie:iven!y music, (which even now I do,) » BirJ-lime. a Defends from bad weather. To work mine end upon their senses, that This airy charm is for, I'll break my stalf, Bury it certain fathoms in the earth. And deeper than did ever plummet sound, I'll drown my book. [Solemn Music. Re-enter Ariel : after him Aloxso, icith a frantic gesture, attended by Gonzalo ; Sebastian and Antonio i/i like manner attended /)j/ Ad in ax and FnAN*"jsco : They all enter the cirele ichich PnospETto had made, and there stand charmed ; which PitosrETio observing, speaks. A solemn air, and the best comforter To an unsettled fancy, cure thy briiins. Now useless, boiled within thy skull! There stand, For you are spell-stopp'd. Holy Gonzalo, honorable man. Mine eyes, even sociable to the shew of thine. Fall fellowly drops. — The charm dissolves apace; And as the mornnig steals upon the niL'ht, Melting the darkness, so their rising senses Hegin to chase the ignorant fumes that mantle Their clearer reason^ — O my good Gonzalo, My true preserver, and a loyal sir To him thou follnw'st ; I will pay thy graces Home both in word and deed. — Most cruelly Didst thou, Alonso, use me and my daughter. Thy brother was a furtheier in the act; — Thbu'rt pinch'd for't now, Sebastian. — Flesh and blood. You brotlier mine, that entertain'd ambition, Expeird remorse' and nature; who. with Sehastian, (Whose inward pinches therefore are most strong,) Woulil here have kill'd your king; 1 do forgivethee, Unnatural though thou "art! — Their understanding neizins to swell; and the approaching tide Will shortly til! the reasonable shores, That now lie foul and muddy. Not one of them, That yet looks on me, or would know me : — Ariel, Fetch me the hat and rapier in my ceM ; [Exit Ariel, I will dis-case me, and my self present, As I was sometime Milan : — quickly, spirit : Thou shalt ere long be free. AniEL re-enters, singing, and helps to attire PuosrETio. Ari. Where the hee sticks, thei'e suck I ; In a coivslip''s bell I lie : There I couch when oiids do cry. On the bal^s back I dnfiy. After summer merriiv : Mfrrili/. inrrrilv, shall I live note. Under the blossom, that hangs on the hough. Pro. Why that's my dainty Ariel ; I shall miss thee ; But yet thou shalt have freedom : so, so, so. — To the king's ship, invisible as thou art : There shalt thou find the mariners asleep Under the hatches; the master and the boatswain. Being awake, enforce them to this place; And presently, I pr'ythec. ^r(. I drink the air before me, and return Or e'er your pulse twice beat. [Exit Ariel a Leopard. « Pity or tenderness of heart. Scene I. TEMPEST. Gon. All torment, trouble, wonder, and amaze- ment Inhabits I'.sre: some heavenly power guide us Oat of this fearlul country ! Pro. Behold, sir king, The wrong'd Duke of jMilan, Prospero: For more assurance that a livinj? prnice Does now speak to thee, 1 embrace thy body : And to tliee, and thy company, 1 bid A hearty welcome. Aluii. Whe'r' thou bcest he, or no. Or SQTno enchanted trille to abuse me. As late I have been, 1 not know ; tby pulse lleats, as of flesh and bluod ; and since 1 saw thee. The allliction of my mind amends, with which, I fear, a madness held me : this must crave (An if this be at all) a most strange story. Thy dukedom 1 resign ; and do entreat Thou pardon me my wrongs: — But how should Prospero Be livinc^ and be here 1 Pra. First, noble friend, Let me embrace thine age ; whose honor cannot Be measurd, or confin'd. Gun. Whetlicr this be, Or be not, I'll not swear. Pro. You do yet taste f5omc subtilties o' the isle, that will not let you Believe things certain: — Welcome, my friends all: — But you, my brace of lords, were I so minded, lA.ii'le to StB. and Ast. I here could pluck his highness' frown upon you, And justify you traitors: at this time I'll tell no tales. Seb. The devil speaks in him. |.1sirfe. Pro. No: — For you, most wicked sir, whom to call brother Would even inti?ct my moutli, 1 do forgive Thy rankest fault ; all of them ; and require My dukedom of thee, which, perforce, 1 know, Thou must restore. Alan. If thou bcest Prospero, Give us particulars of tby preservation : How thou hast met us here, who three hours since Were wreck'd upon this shore; where I have lost. How sharp the point of this remembrance is ! My dear son Ferdinand. Pro. I am woe' fort, sir. Almi. Irreparable is the loss ; and Patience Says, it is past her cure. Pro. I rather think. You have not sought her help; of whose soft grace, For the like loss, 1 have her sovereign aid, And rest myself content. Alon. You the like loss ! Pro. As great to me, as late ; and, portable To make the dear loss, have I means much weaker Than you may call to comfort you : for 1 Have lost my daughter. Alon. A dauglUer 1 heavens! that they were living both in Naples, The king and queen there! that they were, 1 wish Myself were muddod in that oozy bed Where my son lies. When did you lose your daughter'! Pro. In this last tempest. I perceive, these lords At this encounter do so much admire, Tliat they devour their reason ; and scarce think Their eyes do offices of truth, their words Are natural breath ; but howsoeer you have lieen iuslled from your senses, know for certain, That I am Prospero, and that very duke Wliich was thrust forth of I\lilan; who most strangely Upon this shore, where you were wreck'd, was landed. To he the lord on't. No more yet of this ; For 'tis a chronicle of day by day, Not a relation for a breakfast, nor Befitting this first meeting. Welcome, sir ; This cell's my court : here have 1 few attendants. And subjects none abroad : pray you look in. My dukedom since you have given me again, 1 will requite you with as good a thing; At leasi, bring' forlh a wonder, to content ye As much as mc my dukedom. • Whether. • Son- y. 2"Ae en/rance of Ih' cell opens, and Alscovers F£a- uixAND and Miuaniia playing at chmn. M'tra. Sweet lord, you play me false. Ftr. No, my dearest love, I would not for the world. Mira. Yes, for a score of kingdoms you should wrangle, And I would call it fair play. A ton. If tliis prove A vision of the island, one dear son Shall I twice lose. Rrh. A most high miracle ! i-'tr. Tho' the seas threaten, they are merciful ; I'have curs'd them without cause. Feiiu. linreli to Alox. Alon. Now all the blessings Of a glad father compass tliee about ! Arise, and say how thou cam'st here. Mlra. O ! wonder ! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! brave new world, That has such people in't ! Pro. 'Tis new to thee. Alon. What is this maid, with whom thou wast at play '! Your eld'st acquaintance cannot be three houre: Is she the goddess that hath sever'd us, 2\nd brought us thus together ! P'er. Sir, she's mortal ; But, by immortal Providence, she's mine; I eiiose her, when I could not ask my father For his advice ; nor thought I had one: she Is daughter to this famous duke of Milan, Of whom so often I have heard renown. But never saw before; of whom I have Received a second life, and second father This lady makes him to me. .ilon. I am hers: But O, how oddly will it sound, that I Must ask my child forgiveness ! Pro. There, sir, stop: Let us not burden our remembrances With a heaviness that's gone. Gon. I have inly wept. Or should have spoke ere tliis. Look down, you gods. And on this couple drop a blessed crown; For it is you, that have chalk'd forth the way Which brought us hither! Alon. I say. Amen, Gonzalo ! Gon. Was Milan thrust from JVIilan.Uiat his issue Should become kin^s of Naples ! O, rejoice Beyond a common joy : and set it down W^ith gold on lasting pillars: In one voyage Did ciaribel her husband llnd at Tunis ; And Ferdinand, her brother, found a wife. Where he himself was lost ; Prospero his dukedom In a poor isle ; and all of us, ourselves. When no man was his own. Alon. Give mc your hands: [To Fkii. anil MiuA. Let grief and sorrow still embrace his heart. That doth not wish you joy ! Gon. Be'tso! Amen! Re-enter Ariel, tvilh the Master and Boatswain aniu-cdly following. look, sir, look, sir; here are more oi us ! 1 propliesied, if a gallows were on land, Tills fellow could not drown : — Now, blasphemy. That swear'st grace o'erboard, not nn oath on shore! Hast thou no mouth by land ! What is the news 7 Boats. The best news is, that we have safely found Our king, and company : the next our ship, — Which, but tliree glasses since, we gave out split, Is tight and yare,' and bravely rigg'd, as when We first put out to sea. An. Sir, all this service) Have I done since I went. Pro. My tricksy" Alon. These are not natural events; they strengthen From strange to stranger: — Say, how came you hither 1 Tioatx. If I did think, sir, I were well awake, I'd strive to Icll you. We were dead of sleep. And (how, we know not) all clapp'd under hatches, '' Ecady. i Clevei, adroit. is service) \ Aside. y» spirit ! j 26 TEMPEST. Act V. Where, but even now, with stran^'C and several noises Of roaring, shrieking, howlin?, pinp^iins chains, And more diversity of sounds, all horrible, \Ve were awaJi'd ; straijihtway, at hl;erty : Where we, hi all her trim, freslily beheld Our roj-al, good, and gallant ship'; our master Cap'ring to eye her : On a trice, so please you, Kven in a dream, were we divided from them, And were brought moping hither. Ari. Wast well done 1) Pro. Bravely, my diligence. Thou shalt J. Aside. be free. \ Alo7i. This is as strange a maze as e'er men trod; And there is in this business more than nature Was ever conduct* of; some oracle Must rectify our knowledge. Pro. Sir, my liege, Do not infect your mind with beating on The strangeness of this business; at pick'd leisure. Which shall be shortly, single I'll resolve you (Which to you shall seem probable) of every These happen'd accidents: till when, be cheerful. And think of each thing well. — Come hither, spirit ; [Aiide. Set Caliban and his companions free : Untie the spell. [Exit Ahiel.] How fares my gracious sir ? There are yet missing of your company Some few odd lads, that you remember not. Re-enter Auiel, driving in Caiibax, Stephaxo, and TnixcrLo, in ttieir stolen apparel. Ste. Every man shift for all the rest, and let no man take care for himself; for all is but fortune : — Coragio, bully-monster, Coragio ! Trin. If these be true spies which I wear in my head, here's a goodly sight. Cat. O Setebos, these be brave spirits, indeed ! How fine my master is ! I am afraid }lc will chastise me. Se!}. Ha, ha; What things are these, my lord Antonio ] Will money buy them 7 Ant. Very like, one of tliem Is a plain fish, and, no doubt, marketable. Pro. Mark but the badges of these men, my lords. Then say if they be true:' — This mis-shapen knave, His mother w.as a witch ; and one so strong That could control the moon, make Hows and ebbs. And deal in her command, without her power: These three have robb'd me ; and this demi-devil (For he's a bastard one) had plotted with them To take my life : two of tliese fellows you Must know, and own ; this thing of darkness I Acknowledge mine. Cut. I shall be pinch'd to death. Alon. Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler' Seb. He is drunk now : Where had he wine 1 Alon. And Trinculo is reeling ripe: Where should they Find this grand licjuor that hatli gilded them '! — How cam'st thou m this pickle 1 ' Trin. I have been in such a pickle, since I saw you last, that, I fear me, will never out of my bones: 1 shall not fear tlv-blowini. Seb. Why, how now, Stephano 1 Ste. O, touch me not ; I am not Stephano, but a cramp. Pro. You'd be king of the isle, sirrah 1 Ste. I should have been a sore one then. Aloti. This is as strange a thing as e'er I look'd on- [Pointing to Ca-likas. Pro. He is as disproportion 'd in his manners, .\s in his shape : — Go. sirrah, to my cell ; Take with you your companions ; a's you look To have my pardon, trim it handsomely. Cat. Ay, that I will ; .and I'll be wise hereafter. And seek for grace : What a thrice-doubled ass Was I, to take this drunkard for a god, And worship this dull fool 1 Pro. Go to ; away ! Alon. Hence, and bestow your luggage where you found it. Seb. Or stole it, rather. [Exeunt Cat.., Ste., and Tnijr. ■ Pro. Sir. I mvite your highness, and your train. To my poor cell : where you shall take vour rest For this one nisht ; which (part of it) I'll waste With such discourse, as. I not doubt, .-ihaU make it Go quick away : the story of my life, And the particular accidents gone by. Since I came to this isle : And in the morn, I'll bring you to your ship, and so to Naples, Where I have hope to see the nuptial Of these our dear beloved solenmiz'd ; And thence retire me to my Milan, where Every third thought shall be my grave. Alon. Hong To hear the story of your life, which must Take the ear strangely. Pro. I'll deliver all ; And promise you calm seas, auspicious gales, And sail so expeditious, that shall catch Your royal fleet far oft'. — My Ariel ; — chick. That is thy charge ; then to the elements Be free, and tare thou well ! — [,4iK/f.] Please you draw near. [Exeunt. EPILOGUE. — Spol-en by Prospero. Now my charms are alt overthrown. And ivhat strength I liave's mine own ; Wliich is most faint : noir, '/!.■< true, I must be here confined hi vini. Or sent to Naples .- Let me'nol. Since I have nui dukedom got. And pardon'd the deceiver, dwell In this bare U:land, bi/ your spell ; But release me from 'my bands. With tlie help of your good hands.'' Conductor. • Honest tApphiuse; noise was supposed to dissolve a spell. Gentle breath of yours my sails Must fill, or el.'^e my project fails. Which was to plea.'ic: Now t want Spirits to enforce, art to enchant ; And mu ending is despair. Unless I be relieved btj prayer ; Which pierces so, that it cissnul/s Mercy itself, a7id frees nllfuults. As you from crimes would pardoned &e, Let your indulgence set me free. TWO GENTLEMEN OF YERONxi. PERSONS REPRESENTED. Duke of Milan, Father to Silvia. I'^tl^'Zl^^' ] Gentlemen of Verona. An'ton'io, Father to Proteus. Thuhio, u foolish Rival to Valentine. EoLA?iOUR, Agent for Silvia in hei- Escape, SrF.Eii, a clownish Servant to Valentine. Lauxce, Scn'anl to Proteus. Pan-thixo, Servant to Antonio. Host where Julia lodges in MUan. Outlaws, Julia, a iMity of Verona, beloved by Proteus. Silvia, llie Duke's Daughter, beloved by Valentine. LucETTj, Waiting-woman to Julia. Servants, Musicians. SCENE, so?nelimes in Verona ; sometimes in Milan ; a«d on the Frontiers of Mantua. ACT I. SCENE I. — An open Place in Verona. Enter Valentine and PnoTEus. Val. Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus ; Tlome-keepini^ j'outh have ever homely wits: Wer't not atTection chains thy tender days ■ To the sweet silances of thy honor'd love, I ratlier vi'ould entreat thy rompany. To see the wonders ol' the world abroad. Than livins dully sluirirardizM at home. Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness. But, since thou lovst, love still, and thrive therein. Even as I would, when I to love be?in. Fro. Wilt thou beijone 1 Sweet Valentine, adieu! Think on thy Proteus, when thou, haply, seest Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel : Wish me partal4 roo;rt !« Antonio's House. Enter Antonio and Panthixo. Ant. Tell me, Panthino, what sad' talk was that. Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister'! Pant. "Pwas of his nephew Proteus, your son. Ant. Why, what of him'! Punt. He wonder'd that your lordship Would suffer him to spend his youth at home ; While other men, of slender reputation,* Put forth their sons to seek preferment out: Some, to the wars, to try their fortune there: Some, to discover islands far away ; Some, to the studious universities. For any, or for all these exercises, • A term in music * The t^nor in music. 1 A ch.illenge. ^ IJii«tle, stir. ■ Serious. « Little consequence. He said, that Proteus, your son. was meet; And did request me to imp6rtune you, To let him spend his time no more at home, Which would be great impeachment* to his age, In having known no travel in his youth. Ant. Nor need'st thou much imp6rtune me to that Whereon this month I have been hammering. I have consider'd well his loss of time ; And how he cannot be a perfect m m. Not being try'd and tutor'd in the world : Experience is by industry achiev'd. And perfected by the swift course of time ; Then, tell me, whither were I best to send him? Pant. I think, your lordship is not ignorant, How his companion, youthful Valentine, Attends the emperor in his royal courU Ant. I know it well. Pant. 'Pwere good, I think, your lordship sent him thither : There shall he practise tilts and tournaments. Hear sweet discourse, converse with noblemen ; And be in eye of every exercise Worthy his youth and nobleness of birth. Ant. I like thy counsel ; well hast tliou advis'd : And tliat thou mayst perceive how well I like it. The execution of it shall make known ; Even with the speediest execution I will dispatch him to the emperor's court. Pant. To-morrow, may it please you, Don Al- phonso. With other gentlemen of goodesteem, .\re journeying to salute the emperor. And to commend their service to his will. Ant. (iood company; with them sliall Proteus go; And, in good time, — now will we break with him." Enter Proteus. Pro. Sweet love ! sweet lines ! sweet life ! Here is her hand the agent of her heart ; Here is her oath for love, her honor's pawn : O, that our fathers would applaud our loves. To seal our happiness with their consents ! heavenly Julia ! Ant. How now? what letter are you reading there ! Pro. May't please your lordship, 'tis a word or two Of commendation sent from Valentine, Deiiver'd by a friend that came from him. Ant. Lend me the letter ; let me see what news. Pro. There is no news, my lord; but that he writes How happily he lives, how well belov'd, And daily graced by the emperor; Wishing'inc with him, partner of his fortune. Ant. And how stand you alTertcd to his wish : Pro. As one relying on your lordship's will. And not depending on his friendly wish. Ant. .My will is something sorted with his wish : Muse not that I thus suddenly proceed; For what I will, I will, and there an end. 1 am rcsnlv'd. that thou shalt spend some time V\^ith Valentinus in the emperor's court ; What maintenance he from his friends receives, Like exhibitions thou shalt have from me. To-morrow be in readiness to go : Excuse it not, for I am peremptory. Pro. M y lord. I cannot be so soon provided ; Please yoii. deliberate a day or two. yl»/. Look, what thou want'st shall be sent after thee: No more of stay ; to-morrow thou must go. — Come on. Panthino ; you shall be employ'd To hasten on his expedition. {Exeunt Ant. and P.»>"t. Pro. Tluis have I shunn'd the fire, for fear of burning ; And drench'd me in the sea, where I am drown'd: I fear'd to show my father Julias letter. Lest he should take exceptions to my love ; Ami with the vantage of mine own excuse Hath he excepted most against my love. O. how this spring of love resemtilcth The uncertain glory of an Aprd day ; Which now shows all the beauty of the sun. And by and by a cloud takes all away ! * Reproach. ^ Break the matter to him. ' Wonder. 8 Allowance. 30 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act II. Re-enter Pantiiino. Pant. Sir Proteus, your father calls for you ; He is iii haste, therefore, 1 pray you, go. Pro. Why, this it is : my heart accords thereto; And yet a thousand times it answers, no. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. — Jlilan. An Apartment in the Dukc'3 Palace. Enter Valentine and Speed. Speed. Sir, your glove. Val. Not mine ; my gloves are on. Speed. Why then this may be yours, for this is but one. Val. Ha ! let me see : ay give it me, it's mine : — Sweet ornament that declis a thing divine ! Ah Silvia! Silvia! Speed. Madam Silvia! madam Silvia! Val. How now, sin"ah ] Speed. She is not within hearing, sir. Val. Why, sir, who bade you call her 1 Speed. Your worsliip, sir ; or else I mistook. Val. Well, you'll still be too forward. Speed. And yet 1 was last chidden for being too slow. Val. Go to, sir ; tell me, do you know madam Silvia 1. Speed. She that your worship loves? Val. Why, how know you that I am in lovel Speed. ]Marry, by these special marks: First, you have learned, like sir Proteus, to wreath your arms like a male-content; to relish a love song, like a rol)in-red-breast; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence: to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his .\, B, C ; to weep, hke a young wench that had buried her grandam ; to fast, like one that takes diet;s to watch. like one that fears robbing; to speak puling, like a beggar at IIallowmas.» You wore wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock ; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions ; when you fasted, it was presently afterdinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money ; and now you are metamorphosed witii a mistress, that, when I look on you. I can hardly think you my master. Val. Are all these things perceived in mel Speed. They are all perceived without you. Val. Without me ! They cannot. Speed. Without youl nay, that's certain, for without you were so simple, none else would : but you are so without these follies, that these follies are within you, and shine through you like the water in a urinal ; that not an eye, that sees you, but is a physician to comment on your malady. Vat. But, tell me. dost thou know my lady Silvia'! Sp'-ed. She, that you gaze on so, as she sits at supper! ('(//. Hast thou observed that 1 even she I mean. Speed. Why, sir, I know her not. Val. Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and yet know'st her not '! Speed. Is she not hard favored, sirt Val. Not so fair, boy, as well favored. Speed. Sir, I know tliat well enough. Val. What dost thou know '! Speed. That she is not so fair, as (of you) well favored. Val. I mean, that her beauty is exquisite, but her favor infinite. Speed. That's because the one is painted, and the other ovit of all count. Val. How painted 1 and how out of count 7 Speed. Marry, sir, so painted, to make her fair, tliat no man counts of her beauty. Val. How estcemest thou me! I account of her beauty. Speed. Y"ou never saw her since she was de- formed. Val. How long hath she been deformed ! Speed. Ever since you loved her. Vat. I have loved her ever since I saw her ; and clill I see her beautiful. 9 Under a rcEimcn. t AllballovrmM. Speed, If you love her, you cannot see her. Vat. Why? Speed. Because love is blind. 0, that you nad mine eyes; or your own had the lights they were wont to have, when you chid at sir Proteus for going unirartercd. Vat. What should I see then 1 .'ipeed. Your own present folly, and her passing deformity : for he, being in love, could not see to garter his hose ; and you, being in love, caimot see to put on your hose. Val. Belike, boy, then you are in love ; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes. Speed. True, sir; I was in love with niv bed; I thank you, you swinged' me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours. T7//. In conclusion, I stand atl'ected to her. S;iecd. I would you were set ; so, your aflcclion would cease. ♦ ^'at. Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves. Speed. A nd have you ^ Val. I have. Speed. Are they not lamely writ ? Vat. No, boy, but as well as I can do them : — Peace, here she comes. Enter Silvia. Speed. excellent motion!' O exceeding pup- pet ! now will he interpret to her. Val, Madam and mistress, a tiiousand good- moripws. Speed, O, give you good even! here's a million of manners. [Axide. Sit. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thou- sand. Speed. He should give herinterest ; and she gives it him. [Aside. Val. As you enjoin'd me, I havewTit your letter, T'nto the secret nameless friend of yours ; Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, But for my duty to your Ij^dyship. Sit. I thank you, gentle servant, 'tis very clerkly* done. Vat. Now, trust me, madam, it came hardly off; For being ignorant to whom it goes, I writ at random, very doubtfully. Sit. Perchance you think too much of so much pains! Val. No, madam; so it stead you, 1 will write. Please you command, a thousand times as much: And yet, — Sit. A pretty period ! Well, I guess the sequel ; And yet 1 wiU'not name it : — and yet I oare not; And yet take this again ; — and yet 1 tliank you ; Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. Speed. And yet you will; aiid yet another yet. [A.side. Vat. What means your ladyship 7 do you not like it? Sil. Y'es, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ, But since unwillingly, take them again ; Nav, take them. Val. Madam, they are for you. Sit. Ay, ay ; you writ them, sir, at my request: But I will none of them ; they are for you : I would liave had them writ more movingly. J'at. Please you, I'll write your lad j-^bip another. Sit. And, when it's writ, for my sake read it over; And if it please you, so; if not, why, so. IV//. I f it please me, madam ! wliattben? Sit. Why, if it please you, take it for your labor; And so good-morrow, servant. [Ei'it Silvia Speed. jest unseen inscrutable, invisible, 9 Whipped. 3 A pu J pet-show, * Like a Fcholar. Scene IV. TWO GEN'TLEMEN OF VERONA. 31 As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple ! My master sues to her; and she hath taught her suitor. Hr beinn lier pupil, to become her tutor. excellent device ! was there ever heard a better 1 That my master, being scribe, to liimsclf should write the letter ! Va!. How now, sir ? what are you reasoning with yourself! Speed. Nay, I was rhyming; 'tis you that have the reason. Val. To do what 1 Speed. To be a spokesman from madam Silvia. Val. To whom 1 Speed. To yourself: why, she woos you by a figure? Val. What figure 1 Speed. Hv a letter, I should say. Vat. Why, she Imth not writ to me. Speed. What need she. when she hath made you write to yourself! Why,doyou not perceive the jest! Viil. No, believe me. Speed. No believing you, indeed, sir: But did you perceive her earnest ^ Val. She gave me none, except an angry word. Soced. Why, slie hath given you a Iptler. Val. That's the letter 1 writ to her friend. Speed. And that letter hath she dehvered, and there an end. Val. I would it were no worse. Speed, ril warrant you, 'tis as well. For often you have writ to her ; and she, in mo- deMif, Or else for rntnt nf idle time, could not again reply; Or fea'rinf! else some messenger, that might her iiiiad discover, Ikrsrlf hulh tauKhi her love himself to write unto her luver. — All this I speak in print ; for in print I found it, — Why muse you sir ! 'tis dinner-time. Val. I have dined. Speed. Ay, but hearken, sir : though the chame- leon Love can feed on the air, I nni one that am nourished by my victuals, and would fain have me«l: () be not Uke your mistress ; be moved, be moved. ' [Kieunt. SCENE II. — Verona. A rnoni in Julia's Hmise. Enter PnoTF.rs and Julia. Pro. Have patience, gentle .Tulia. Jul. I must, where is no remedy. Pro. When possibly I can, I wdl return. Jul. If you turn not, you will return tlic sooner: Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake. [Giving a ring. Pro. W' hy then we'll make exchange ; here take you this. Jul. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. Pro. Here is my hand for my true constancy ; And when that hour o'erslips me in the day, Wherein I sigh not, Julia, for thy sake. The next ensuing hour some foul mischance Torment me for my love's forgetfulness ! My father stays my comjng ; answer not; The tide is now: nay, not the tide of tears; That tide will stay me longer than I should : [Exit JriTA. Julia, ferewcll. — What ! gone without a word '! Ay, so true love should do; it cannot speak; For truth hath better deeds, than words, to grace it. Enter Panthino. Pa)it. Sir Proteus, you are staid for. Pro. Go; I come, I come ; — Alas I this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. [Exeunt. SCENE III. — The same. A street. Enter Launce, leading a dog, Laiin. Nay, it will be this hour ere I have done weeping: all the kind* of the Launces have this very fault : I have received my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with sir Proteus to the Imperials court. I think. Crab my dog be the Bourest-natured dog that lives : my mother weeping, » Kindred. my father wailing, my sister crying, our maid howl- ing, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did net this cruel-hearted cur shed one tear ; he is a stone, a very pebble- stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog ; a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting ; wliy. my grandam having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my partmg. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it: This shoe is my father; — tio tliis left shoe is my father ; — no, no, this left shoe is my mother ; — nay, that cannot be so neither ; — yes, it is so, it is so ; it hath the worser sole ; This shoe, with the hole in it, is my mother, and this my father ; A vengeance on't ! tliere 'tis : now, sir, this stalf is my sister; for, look you, she is as white as a lily, and as small as a wand ; this hat is Nan, our maid ; I am the dog : — no, the dog is himself, and I am the dog ; — (), the dog is me. and I am myself; ay, so, so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing ,■ now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping: now should I kiss my father; well, lie weeps on : now come I to my mother, (0, that she could speak now !) like a woods woman ; — well, I kiss her ; — why there 'tis ; here's my mother's I>rea1 h up and down ; now come I to my sister ; mark the moan she makes ; now the dog all this while sheds not a tear, nor spe^iks a word ; but see how 1 lay the dust with my tears. Enter Pa>'thino. Pant. Launce, away, away, aboard ; thy master is shipped, and thou art to post after with oars. What s the matter"! why weepcst thou. man1 Away, ass ; you will lose the tide, if j'ou tarry any longer. Laun. It is no matter if the ty'd were lost: for it is the unkindest ty'd that ever man ty'd. Pant. What's the unkindest tide] Laun. Why, he that's ty'd here ; Crab, my dog. Pant. Tut, man, I mean thou'lt lose the llood ; and, in losing the flood, lose thy voyage; and, in losing thy voyage, lose tiiy master ; and, in losing thy master, lose thy service ; and in losing thy ser- vice, — Why dost thou stop my mouth. Laun. For fear tl.ou should'st lose thy tongue. Pant. Where should 1 lose my tongue 7 Laun. In Ihy tale. Punt. In thy tail! Laun. l.ose the tide, and the voyage, and the master, and the service ] The tide ! — Why. man, if the rivcrwcre dry, 1 am able to fill it with my tears; if the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs. Pant. Come, come away, man ; I was sent to call thee. Loan. Sir, call me what tliou darest. Pant. Wilt thou go'! Laun. Well, I will go. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. — Milan. An Apartment in tlie Duke's Palace. Enter Vaie^itim, Silvia, Thcbio, and Spled. Sil. Ser\'ant — Val. Mistress] Speed. Master, sir Thurio frowns on you. Val. Ay, boy, it's for love. Speed. Not of you. I'al. Of my mistress then. Speed. 'Twere good, you knock'd him. Sil. Servant, you are sad.i 17//. Indeed, madam, I seem so. Tliu. Seem you that you are not 1 Val. Haply, I do. Thu. So ilo counterfeits. Val. So do you. Tliu. What" seem I that I am not ] Val. '\VisP. Thu. What instance of the contrary '! 17;/. Your folly. Thu. And how quote* you my folly ! Val. I i|Uole it in your jerkin. Thu. My jerkin is a doublet. Val. Well', then, I'll double your folly. Thu. How? Sil. What, angry, sir Thurio'! do you change color? . , ., p Val. Give him leave, madam ; he is a kind or chameleon, • Crazy, distracted. i Serious. " Note, observe. 32 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act 11. Thu. That liuth more mind to feed on your blood, than live in your air. Vat. You have said, sir. Thu. Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. Vat, I know it well, sir; you always end ere you be;riii. Hit. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quiekly shot ofl'. Val. 'Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. Sit. Who is that, servant ? Val. Yourself, sweet lady ; for you gave the fire : sir Thvirio borrows his wit froih your ladyship's looks, and spends what he borrows, kindly in your company. Thu. Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Vfi/. I know it well, sir ; you have an exchequer of words, and I think no other treasure to give your followers: for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words, Sil. No more, gentlemen, no more ; here comes my father. Enter Duke. DnJi'e. Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. Sir Valentine, your falhers in good health : What say you to a letter from your friends Of much good news I Vat. My lord. I will be thankful To any happy messenger from tlirnce. Duke. Know you Dou Antonio, your country- man ■? Val. Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman To be of worth, and worthy estimation, And not witlmut desert so well reputed. Dtfke. Hatli he not a son '! J'al. Ay, my good lord ; a son that well deserves The linnor and ret^ard of such a father. Dnl{e. You know him well 1 Val. I knew him as myself; for from our infancy We Iinve conversed and spent our hours together; And thouiih myself have been an idle truant, Omitting the sweet benefit of time, To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection; Yet liath sir Proteus, for tliat's his name, Mado use and fair advantage of his days ; His years but young, but his experience old ; His head nnmellow'd, but his judi.nncnt ripe; And, in a word, (for far behind his worth Come all the praises that 1 now bestow,) He is complete in feature, and in mind, VVilh all good grace to grace a srentleman. Duke. Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good, He is as worthy for an puipress' love. As meet to be an emperor's counsellor. ^VpIl, sir; tliis gentleman is come to me. With commendation from great potentates; And here he means to spend his time awhile; I tlilnk, tisno unwelcome news 1o you. I'///. Should 1 have wish'd a thing, it had been he. Dr/he. Welcome him then according to his worth: Silvia, I speak to you; and you. sir Thurio: — Kor Valentine, I need ntit "cites him to it : I'll send him hitherto you presently. [Exit Dukk. Vat. This is the gentleman, I told your ladyship, Had come along with me, but that his mistress Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. Sit. Belike "that now she hath enfranchis'd them Upon some other pawn for fealtv. Vat, Kay, sure, I think she holds them prisoners stiil. Sit. Nav, then he should be blind; and being blind. How could lie see his vt'ay to seek out you 1 Vat. Why, lady, love liath twenty pair of eye^. Ttni. They say that love halh not an eye at' all. Vat. To see such lovers, Thurio. as yourself; Upon a homely object love can wink. Enter PnoTF.ufi. Sil. Have done, have done; here comes the t'cntleman. Val. Welcome, dear Proteus! — Mistress, I be- seech you, Confirm his welcome with some special Aivor. Sil. His wortli is warrant for his welcome hither, If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from. Val. Mistress, it is: sweet lady, entertain him fi Incite. To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship. Sit. Too low a mistress for so high a servant. Pro. Not so, sweet lady ; but too mean a servant To have a look of such a worthy mistress. Val. Leave ofl' discourse of disability: — Sweet lady, entertain him fbr your servant. Pro. My duty will I boast of, nothing else. Sil. And duty neve-* yet did want his meed ; Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress. Pro. I'll die on him that says so, but yourself. Sit. That you are welcome r Pro. No; that you are worthless. Enter Servant. Ser. Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. Sil. I'll wait upon his pleasure. [Exit Servant. Come, sir Thurio, Go with me : — Once more, new servant, welcome: ril leave you to confer of home-affairs; When y)(u have done, we look to hear from you. Pro, We'll both attend upon your ladyship. [Exeunt Silvia, Thuhio, aad Speed, Vat. Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came '! Pro. Your friends are well, and have them mucli commended. Val. And how do yours f Pro. I left them all in health. Val. How does your lady T and how thrives your love '.' Pro. My tales of love were wont to weary you ; I know you joy not in a love-discourse. Val. Ay, Proteus, but that life is alterM now ; T have done penance for contemning love ; Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me With bitter fasts, with penitential groans. With nightly tears, and daily heart-sore sighs ; For, in revenge of my contempt of love, Love hath chiis'd sleep from my enthralled eyes, And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow. O, gentle Proteus, love's a mighty lord ; And hath so humbled me, as I confess, There is no woe to his correction. Nor, to ills service, no such joy on earth ! Now, no discourse, except it be of love ; Now can I break my fast, dine, sup, and sleep, Upon the very naked name of love. Pro. Knouih ; I read your fortune in your eye : Was this the idol that you worship so? T7//. Even she; andJs she not a heavenly saiull Pro. No ; but she is an earthly paragon. 17//. Call her divine. Pro. I will not flatter her. T7//. O, flatter me ; for love delights in praises. Pro. When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills; And I must minister the like to you. 17//. Then speak the truth by her ; if not divine, Yet let her be a principality. Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. Pro. Except my mistress. T7//. Sweet, except not any ; Except thou wilt except against my love. Pro. Have I not reason to prefer mine own? 17//. And I will help thee to prefer her too: She shall be dignified with this high honor. — To bear my lady's train; lest the base earth Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss, And. of so great a favor growing proud. Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower, And make rough winter everlasting' ly. Pro. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? 17//. Pardon me. Proteus; all I can. is nothing To lier. whose worth makes other worthies nothing; She is alone. pro. Then let her alone. Val. Not for the world : why, man, she is mine own ; And I as rich in havinsr such a jewel, As twenty seas, it" all their sand were pearl. The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold, Forgive me, that I do not dream on thee, liecause thou seest me dote upon my love. My foolish rival, that her father likes, Oiily for his possessions are so huge. Is gone with her along ; and I must after. For love, thou know"st, is full of jealousy. Pro. But she loves you ? SnBNE VII. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 3;i VaL Ay. and we are betroth'd ; Nay, more, our niorriasc hour, Witli all the ouniiini; manlier of our llislit, Determm d of: liovv I must climb her wuidow ; The ladder made of cords ; and all the means plotted, and 'greed on. for my happiness. Good I*roteus, go witii me to my chamber. In tliese ad'airs to aid nie with thy counsel. Pro. lio on belbrc ; 1 .shall inquire you forth : I must unto the road, to di-scmbark Some necc!^sarics tliat I needs must use ; • .And then I'll presently attend you. I'al. Will you make haste ! Fro. 1 will'.— [Exit Val. Even as one heat another heat expels. Or as one nail by streiii;th drives out another, So tlie remembrance of my Ibrnier love lb by a newer object quite forgotten. is it mine eye, or Valentinus" praise, Ilrr true pcTfeetion, or my false transgression, 'i'l.it m dies me, reasonless, to reason thus ! Shi's fair; and so is Julia, that 1 love: — That 1 did love, for now my love is thawd; Whicli, like a waxen image 'gainst a tire. Bears no impression of the thing it was. Methinks, iny zeal to Valentine is cold ; And that I love him not, as I was wont: CI ! but I love his lady too, loo much; And thats the reason 1 love him so little. How shall I dote on her with more advice,' That thus without advice begin to love her ? 'Tis but her picture 1 have yet beheld. And that hath dazzled my reason's light ; Hut when I look on her perfections. There is no reason but 1 sliall be blind. If 1 can cheek my erring love, I will ; If not, to compass her I'll use my skill. [Exit. SC KN E V. — Tlie same. A street. Enter Spekd and Launce. Speed. Launce ! by mine honesty, welcome to Milan. Latin. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth ; for I am not welcome. I reckon this always — that a niin is never undone, till he be hanged ; nor never Welcome to a place, till some certain sliot be paid, and the hostess s.iy welcome. Sp^ed. Come on, yon mad-cap, I'll to the ale- house Willi you presently ; wliere, for one shot of five-pence, thou shall have live thousand welcomes. Hut. sirrah, how did thy master part with madam Julia? Liiun. Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very fairly in jest. Speel. Hilt sliall she marry him ^ Laun. No. Speed. How then T shall he marry her T Laiin. No, neither. Spee I. What, are they hroken 7 Limn. No. they are both as whole as a fish. Speed. Why then, how stands the matter with them I Laun. Marry, thus; when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. Speed. What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. Laun. Whit a block art thou, that thou canst Dot! My staif understands mc. Speed. What thou say'st ! Laun. Ay, and what I do too: look thee. Ill but lean, and my stall' understands mc. Spee 1. It stands under thee, indeed. Laun. \Vhy stand under and understand is all one. Speed. Hut tell me true, wiU't be a match '! Laun. Ask my dog : if he say, ay, it will ; if he say, no, it will; if he sliake his ta"il,aiid say nothing, it will. Speed. The conclusion is then, that it will. Laun. Thou shall never get such a secret from me, but by a parable. Speed. ' I'is well that I get it so. But, Launce, how say'st thou, that my master has become a notable lover ! La'in. I never knew him otherwise. Speed. Than how ! Laun. A notable lubber, as thou rcportest him to be. I On further knowledge. Speed. Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistakcst me. Laun. Why, fool, I meant not thee; I meant thy master. Speed. I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover. Laun. Why, 1 tell thee, 1 care not though he burn himself in love. If thou wilt go with me to the alehouse, so ; if not, thou art a Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the name of a Christian. Speed. Why '! Laun. Hccause thou hast not so much charity in Ihee, as to go to the alehouse with a Christian ■ Wilt Ihiiu go! Spec^t. At thy service. [Exeunt SCENE VI. — Ttie same. An Apart inent in t lit Palace. Enter PnoTF.cs. Prn. To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn; To love fair Silvia, shall I be forsworn ; 'ro wrong my friend. 1 shall be much forsworn ; And even that power, w hich save me first my oath, Provokes me to this threefold perjury. Love bade me swear, and love bids me forswear: sweet-suggesting» love, if thou h.ist sinn'd. Teach mc, thy tempted subject, to excuse it. At first I did adore a twinkling star. Hut now 1 worship a celestial sun. Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken ; And he wants wit, that wants resolved will To learn his wit to exchan-'e the bad tor belter. — Fie, fle, unrcverend tongue ! to call her bad. Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd With twenty thousand soul-confirmmg oaths. 1 cannot leave to love, and yet I do; Hut there 1 leave to love, where I should love. Julia 1 lose, and Valentine I lose: If 1 keep them. I needs must lose myself; If I lose them, thus find 1 by their loss. For Valentine, myself; for Julia. Silvia. 1 to myself am dearer than a friend ; For love is still more precious in itself. And Silvia, witness heaven, that made her fair! Shows Julia but a swarthy Kthiope. I will forget that Julia is alive, liemcinbring that my love to her is dead; ■\nd Valentine I'll hold an enemy, Ximing at Silvia as a sweeter friend. T cannot now prove constant to myself. Without some treachery used to ^ aleiitine: — This night he meaneth with a corded ladder To climb celestial Silvia's chamber-window ; My.self in counsel, his competitor :' Now presently I'll give lu-r father notice of their disguising, and pretended- llight: Who all enrag'd, will banish Valentine; For ■fhnrio, he intends, shall wed his daughter: Hul Valentine being gone. Til quickly cro.ss. By some sly trick, blunt Thurio's dull proi-eeding. Love, lend me win-s to make my purpose swift. As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drill ! [hxit. SCENE VII. — Verona. A room in Julia's House. Enter Julia and Lucetta. Jul. Counsel. Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me! And, even in kind love, I do conjure thee,— Who art the table wherein all my thoughts \re visibly character d and engraved.— To lesson me ; and tell me some good mean, How, with my honor, I may undertake \ iourney to my loving Proteus. ' Luc. .Mas! the way is wearisome and long. Ji'/.' A true devoted pilgrim is not weary To measure kingdoms with his fi"eble steps: ,M ucli less shall she, that hath love s wings to Hy : \iid when the flight is made to one so dear. Of such divine perfection, as sir Proteus. Luc Better forbear, till Proteus make return. Jul. O, know'st Ihou not, his loolis are my soul » food! .J. Pity tlic dearth that 1 have pined in, By"lon--ing for that food so long a time. Didst Kioa but know the inly touch of love. Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow. As seek to quench the fire of love with w"/*- Luc. 1 do not seek to quench your love s hot hre , But qualify the fire's extreme rage, » Tempting. »Confi:dcrate. •Intended. •M TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act III. Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason. Jul. riie more Ihou duni'st it up, the more it burns; The current, that with gentle murmur gh es, Thoukuow'st, bemgstapp'd, impatiently doth rage; But, wiien his fair eouise is not liindered, He makes sweet music with the enaiucrd stones, Givm^^ a f^entle kiss to every sedge He overtaketh in his pilgrimage ; And so by many winding nooks he strays, With willing sport to the wild ocean. 'I lien let me go, and hinder not my course : VU be as patient as a gentle stream, And make a pastime of each weary step, Till The last step have brought me to my love; And there Til rest, as, after much turmoil,* A blessed soul doth in Klysiuin. Luc. But in what habit' will you go along'! Jul. Not like a woman ; for 1 would prevent The loose encounters of lascivious men: Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds As may beseem some well-reputed page. Luc. Why, then your ladyship must cut your hair. Ju/. No, girl; Til knit it up in silken strings, Willi twenty odd-conceited true-love knots: To be fantastic may become a youtli Of greater time than I shall show to be. Luc. What fashion, madam, shall 1 make your breeciies 1 Jul. That fits as well, as — "tell me, good my lord, What compass will you wear your farthingale 1 " Why, even that fashion thou best likst, Lucetta. Luc. Vou must needs have them with a cod- piece, madam. Jul. (mt, out. Lucetta! that will be ill-fiivord. Luc. A round iiose, madam, nows not worth a pin, Unless you have a cod-piece to stick pins on. Jul. Lucetta, as thou lov'st me, let me have What thou thiiik'st meet, and is most mannerly : Hut tell me, weiR-h, how will the world repute me, For undertaking so unstaid a journey 1 I fear me, it will make me scandaliz'd. Luc. If you think sojthen stay at home,and go not. Jul. Nay, tliat 1 will not. Luc. Then never dream on infamy, but go. If Proteus like your journey, when you come, No matter who*s displeas'd, when you are gone: I fear me. he will scarce be pleas'd withal. Jul. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears, And instances as infinite of love, Warrant me welcome to my Trotcus. Luc. All these are servants to deceitful men. Jul. Base men that use them to so base etfect! But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth : His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles ; His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; His tears pure messengers sent from his heart; His heart as far from fraud, as heaven from eurtl). Luc. Pray heaven, he prove so, when you come to him ! Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong. To bear a hard opinion of his truth : Only deserve my love, by loving him; And presently go with me to my chamber To take a note of what I stand in need of. To furnish me upon my longin'^« journey. All that is mine 1 leave at thy dispose, My EToods, my lands, my reputation; Only in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence: Come, answer not, but to it presently; I am impatient of my tarriance. [Exeunt. ACT III. St'ENK I. — Milan. An Ante-room in /lie Duke's Futace. Enter Dcki:, Thurio, and Proteus. Duke. Sir Thurio, jiive us leave, I pray, awhile: We have some secrets to confer about. — [Exit THrRio. Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with nie ? Pro. My gracious lord, that which 1 would dis- cover. The law of friendship bids me to conceal : liiit. when I call to mind your gracious favors I)one to me, undeserving as I am. My duty pricks me on to utter that "Which else no worldly }j:ood should draw from me. Know, worthy prince, sir Valentine, my friend. This nisht intends to steal away your daus-'hter; Myself am one made privy to the plot. I know, you have determin'd to bestow her On Thurio. whom your identic dauj^htcr hates ; And should slie thus be stolen away from jou, it would be much vexation to your aise. Thus, for my duty's sake. 1 ralher choose To cross my friend in his intended drift, Tlian. by concealing it, heap on your head A pock of sorrows, which would press you down, lienii; unprevcnled, to your timeless ^ravc. Duke, Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care ; Which to requite, command me while 1 live. This love of theirs myself have ollcn seen, Kaply, when they have judged me fast asleep; And oncutimes have purpos'd to forbid Sir Valentine her company, and my court: Hut. fearing lest my jealous aim ' might err, And so. unworthily, disgrace the man, (A rashness that lever yet have shunn'd,) 1 gave him gentle looks; thereby to find That which thyself hast now disclosd to me. And, that thou mayst perceive my fear of this, Knowing that tender youth is soiin suggested,' I nightlv lodge her in an upper tower. The key whereof myself have ever kept ; * Trouble. "Guess. flTempteJ. And thence she cannot be convey'd away. Pro. Know, noble lord, they have devis'd a mean How he her chamber window will ascend. And with a corded ladder fetch her down ; For which the youthful lover now is gone. And this way comes he with it presently ; Where, if it please you, you may intercept him. But, good my lord, do it so cunnm^'ly, That my discovery be not aimed' at: For love of you, not hate unto my friend. Hath made me publisher of this pretence.' Duke. I'pon mine honor, he sfiall never know That 1 had any light from thee of this. Pro. Adieu, my lord ; sir Valentine is coming. [Exit. Enter 'Vaiextixe. Duke. Sir Valentine, whither away so fe.st ? I'(7/. Please it your grace, there is a messenger That stays to bear my lelters to my friends, And I am going to deliver Ihein. Duke. He they of much import? Vol. The tenor of them doth but signify My health, and happy being at your court. Duke. Nav.then, no matter; stay with me awhile- I am to break with thee of .some alTairs, That touch me near, wherein thou must he secret, Tis not unknown to thee, that 1 have sought To match my friend, sir Thurio, to my daughter. Vul. I know it well, my lord ; and. sure, tlie match Were rich and honorable ; besides, the gentleman Is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities lieseeming such a wile as your fair daughter: Cannot your grace win her to ftincy him ? Duke. No. trust me; she is peevish, sullen, for ward. Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty ; Neither regarding that she is my child. Nor fearing me as if I were her father: And, mav 1 sav lo thee, this pride of hers. Upon advice, halh drawn my love from her; And, where 1 thought the remnant of mine ago • Lonscdfur. 'Guessed, i Design. Scene I. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 35 Should have been chcrish'd by her rhild-hke duty, I now am full resolved to lake a Wife. And turn iier out to who will take her in : Then let her beauty be her wedding dower: For me and my posscs:;ions she esteems not. Vuf. What would your j;race have me to do in this? Duke. There is a lady^ sir. in Milan, here, Whom I affect; but she is niee and coy, And nou^cht esteems my a;icd eloquenee: Now. therefore, would I have thee to my tutor, (Fur Ion? a^one 1 have fori^ot to court : Besides, the fashion of the time is chan^M;) How, and which way. I mriy bestow myself, To be regarded in her sun-bright eye. Vat. Win her with sifts, if she respect not words; Pumb jewels often, in their silent kind, More than quick words, do move a woman's mind. Duke, but she did scorn a present that I sent her. Vul. A woman sometimes scorns what best ''ontents her: Send her another; never give her o'er; For scorn at first makes after-love the more. Tf she do frown, 'tis not in hate of you, But ratlier to lx*>;et more love in you: If she do chide, 'tis not to have you p;one ; For why, the fools arc mad. if left alone. Take no repulse, whatever she doth say ; For, ^et you pone, she doth not mean, away : Flatter, and praise, commend, exto! their un'sces: Thou'^h ne'er so bia'*k. say. they have amrels' faces. 'I'hat man tliat hath a ton'irue, 1 say, is no man, If with his tonirue be cannot win a woman. Duke. But she, I mean, ispromis'd by her friends Unto a youthful gentleman of worth; And kept severely from resort of men, That no man hath access by day to her. \'ii(. Why tlicn I would resort to her by nig^ht. Duke. Ay. but the doors be lockM, and keys kept safe. That no man bath recourse to her by nisht. Vfff. What Ii'ts.but onemay enb'rat herwindowl Duke. Herchainlier is alotl. far from the ground ; And built so sbohinL', that one cannot climb it Without apparent hazard of his life. Val. Why then. a ladf1er,quTintIy made of cords, To cast up with a pair of anchorini; hooks, Would serve to scale another Hero's tower, So hold Leander would adventure it. Duke. Now. as thou art a gentleman of blood, Advise me where I may have such a ladder. Val. When would you use it ? pray, sir, tell me that. Duke. This very night ; for love is like a child. That lonirs for everything that he can come by. !'(//. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. Duke. But, hark thee; I will go to her atone; How shall I best convey the ladder thither? ]'eei. Sir, we are undone! these are the villains That all the travelers do fear so much. Vol. My friends — 1 Out. That's not so, sir; we arc your enemies. 2 Out. Peace; we'll hear him. 3 Out. Ay, by my beard, will we; For he's a proper" man. Vol. Then know that I have little wealth to lose ; A man I am. cross'd wiLii adversity : My riches are these poor ha!)iliments. Of which if you should here disfurmsh me. You take the sum and substance that I have. 2 Out. Whither travel you] Vaf. To Verona. 1 Out. Whence came you? Vat. From Milan. 3 Out. Have you long sojourn'd there? Val. Some sixteen months; and longer might have staid. If crooked fortune had not thwarted me. 1 Out. What, were you banish'd IhenccT Vaf. I was. 2 Out. For what oflense? Vol. For that which now torments me to rehearse: I kill'd a man, whose death I much repent ; eWfU-lookiiig. But yet T slew him manfully in fight, Without false vantatie, or base treachery. 1 Out. Why. ne'er repent it. if it weie done so: But were you hiinish'd tor so small a fault? Vat. I was, and held nie glad of sucli a doom. 1 Out. Have you the louiiucs?' VfiL My youthful travel therein made me happy ; Or else I often had been miserable. 3 Out. By the hare scalp of Hobin Hood's fat friar, Tliis fellow were a king for our wild faction. 2 Out. Well have him : sirs, a word. Spee'f. Master, be one of them ; II is an honorable kind of Uiievcry. 17//. peace, villam! 2 Out. Tell us this: have you anything to take to? Vaf. Nothing, but my fortune. 3 Out. Know then, that some of us are gentlemen, Such as the fury of ungoverned youth Thrust from tiie company of nuful'* men * Myself was from Verona banished, For praclisin;; to steal away a lady. An heir, and near allied unto the duke. 2 Out. And I from Mantua, for a gentleman, Whom, in my mood, a I slaltb'd unto the heart. 1 Out. And 1. 1.ir such liKe petty crimes asthcsc. But to the purpose. — (for we cite our faults, That they m;iy hold excus'd our lawless Uves,) And, partly, st-eing you are beautified With goodly sbnpe ; and by your own report A hnguisl ; and a man of sneli perfection. As we do in our quality much want; — 2. Out. Indeed, because you are a banish'd man Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you: Are you content to be our general ? 1 Birdlime. ■ Mournful ck-cy. "Choosp out. I Lauguagea. ^ Lawful. » Anger, reseutuieut. 38 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act IV. To make a virtue M' necessity, And live, as we do, in this wilderness 1 3 Out. Wiiat say'st thou '.' wilt tliou be of our consort ! fay, ay, airf be the captain of us all : We'll do thee honiase, and be rul'd by thee, Love thee as our commander, and our kius;. 1 Ouf. Itut if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest. 2 Out. Thou shait ftot live to brag what we have ofler'd. Val. I take your ofTcr, and will live with you ; Provided that you do no outrages On silly women, or poor passeirif^erg. 3 Out. No, we detest such vile base practices. Come, "o with us. we II brin:; thee to our crews, And show thee all the treasure we have got ; Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose. [kxeimt. SCENE II. — Milan. Court of the Palace. Enter Protkus. Tro. Already have I been fiilse to Valentine, And now I must he as unjust to Thurio. Under the color of commending him, I have access my own love to prefer : But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy. To be corrupted with my worthless gifts. When 1 protest true loyalty to her, She twits me with my falsehood to my friend: When to her beauty I commend my vows. She bids me think, how 1 have been forsworn In breaking faith with Julia whom I lov'd : And, notwithstanding all her sudilen quips,« The least whereof would quell a lover's hope. Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love, The more it grows and favvneth on her still. But here comes Thurio: now must we to her window, And give some evening music to her car. Thii. Enter Tiidrio and Musicians. Proteus, are you crept TIow now, sir before us ? Pro. Ay. gentle Thurio ; for you know, that love V\ ill creep in service where it cannot go. Thu. Ay, but I hope, sir, th.at you love not here. Pro. Sir, but 1 do ; or else I would be hence. Thu. Whom? Silvia 1 Vro. Ay, Silvia, — lor your sake. Thu. I thank you liir your own. Now, gentlemen, Lets tune, and to it lustily a while. Enter WosT, at a di-'s command. mi. Sir Kglamour, a thousand times good-mor- row. Eg!. As many, worthy lady, to yourself. According to your ladyships impose.' 1 am thus early come, to know what service It is your pleasure to command me in. Sil. Kglamour, thou art a gentleman, (Think not I Hatter, for I swear I do not.) Valiant, wise, remorseful." well aceomplish'd. Thou art not ignorant, what dear good will I bear unto the banish'd Valentine; Nor how my father would enforce nie marry Vain Thurio, whom my very soul abhorr'd. Thyself hast lov'd; ani I have heard thee say, No grief did ever come so near thy heart. As when thy lady and thy true love died. Upon whose grave thou vow'dst pure chastit}'. Sir Kglamour. I would to Valentine, To Mantua, where, I hear, he makes abode; And, for the ways arc dangerous to pass, I do desire thy worthy company. Upon whose faith and honor I repose. Urge not my father's anger, Ku-lamour, But think upon my grief, a lady's grief; And on the justice of my llyiinr hence. To keep me from a most unholy match, Whichheaven and fortune still reward with plajues. I do desire thee, even from a heart As full of sorrows as the sea of sands To bear me company, and go with me : If not, to hide what 1 have said to thee, That I may venture to depart alone. Eg/. Madam. I pity much your grievances: Which since 1 know 'they virtuously are plac'd, I give consent to go along with you ; Recking' as little what betidcth me, As much I wish all good befortuiie you. 'When wiU you gol Sit. This evening coming. Egl. Where shall 1 meet \ou 7 Sil. At friar Patrick's cell. Where T intend holy confession. Egl. I will not fail your ladjship : Good-morrow, gentle lady. Sil. Good-morrow, kind sir Eglamour. [Exacrit. SCENE IV.— TIte same. Enter Lacsce, with his dog. When a man's servant shall play the cur with nim, look you, it goes hard: one that I brou:;ht up of a puppy; one that I saved from drowning when three or four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it! I have taught him — even as one would say precisely. Thus 1 would teach a dog. I was sent to deliver him, as a present to mistress Silvia, from my master; and \ came no sooner into the diniuir- chami)er. but he steps me to her trencher, and steals her capon's leg. (1. 'tis a foul thing when a cur cannot keep' himself in all companies! I would have, as one should say. one that takes upon him to be a do.' indeed, to be, as it were, a dog at all thins-s. If I had not had more wit than he, to take a fault upon me tliat he did, 1 think verily he had been han'.'ed for t : sure as 1 live, he had sulTered for 't: you shall judse. He thrusts me himself into tlie" company ' of three or four gentleman-like • Holy dam(», hk'ssed lady. "i Injunction, comniainl, • Compassionate. ' Caring. ' Ilestrain. dogs, under the duke's table: he had not been tliere (bless the mark!) a pissing while; but all the cham- ber smelt him. Qui icilh the dog. says one ; Wlud cur j'.v that ? says anotlier ; JVhip him out. says the third; Hang him up. says the duke. I. having been acquainted witli the smell before, knew it was Crab; and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs: Friend, quoth I. lou mean to ichip the dog? Ay, nuirrij, do I. quoth he. You do him the more wrong, qiioth I ; 7««-« / did the thing ynu wot of. He makes me no more ado, but whips me out of the chamber. How many masters would do this for their servant! Nay. I'll be sworn, I have sat in the stocks for pudlings he hath stolen, otherwi.so he had been executed; 1 have stood on the pillory for geese lie hath killed, otherwise he had sullcred for 't: thou think'st not of this now! — Nay, I remember the trick you served me, when I toolc my h'ave of madam Silvia; did not I bid thee slid mark nie, and do as I do! When didst thou see me heave up my leg, and make water against a gentlewoman's tarthingale! didst thou ever see me do such a trick ! Enter Pboteus and Julia. Pro. Sebastian is thy name ■! I like thee well. And will employ thee in some service presently. Jul. In what you please ; I will do what I can. Fro. I hope thou wilt. — "How now. you whore- son peasiint ! [ToLaunce. Where have you been these tW'O days loitering 1 Laiin. Marry, sir, I carried mistress Silvia the dog you bade me. Pro. And what says she to m'y little jewel ! Laun. Marry, she say*, your dos- was a cur; and tells you, currish thanks is good enough for such a present. Pro. liut she received my dog T Loan. No, indeed, she "did not: here have I brought him back asain. Pro. What, didst thou olTer her this from me ? Laun. Ay. sir ; the other squirrel was stolen from me by the hansman's boys in the market-place : and then I ollered her mine own ; who is a dog as big as ten of yours, and therefore the git\ the greater. Pro. Go. get thee hence, and find my dog u^jaiii, rtr ne'er return again into my sight. Away. I say: stay'st thou to vex me here! A slave, that, still an end,' turns me to shame. [Exit Lausce. Sebastian. I have entertained thee. Partly, that I have need of such a youth. That can with some discretion do iny business, For 'tis no trusting to yon foolish lovit; Hut, chiefly, for thy face and thy behavior; Which (if my augury deceive ine not) Witness good bringing up. Ibrtune, and tnith: Therefore know thou, for this 1 entertain thee. Go presently, and take this ring with thee, Deliver it to madam Silvia : She loved me well, deliver'd it to me. Jul. It seems you loved her not, to leave het token : She's dead, belike. ]>ro. Not so ; I think, she lives. J; I. Alas! Pro. Why dost thou cry. alas ! Jul. I cannot choose but pity her. Pro. Wherefore shonldst thou pity her*! Jut. P.eeause. mettiinks. that she lov'd you as well As you do love your lady Silvia; She dreams on nim, that has forgot her love; You dole on her, that cares not for your love. 'Tis pity, love should be so contrary; And thinking on it makes me cry. alas! Pro. Well, give her that ring, and therewithal This lelter; — That's her chamlier. — Tell my lady I claim the promise for her heavenly picture. Your messaiie done, hie home unto my chamber. Where thou shall fmd me sad and solitary. [Exit PnoTF.rs. Jut. How many women would do such a message? Alas, poor Proteiis ! thou hast entertain'd A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs: Alas, poor fool! wliy do I pity him That with his very heart despiseth me 7 Because he loves her. he despiseth me; »In the end- 4:) TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act v. IJocause I \o\e Inni, I must pity him. This nil;; I jj;avc liim, wlieii lie parted from me, To bind liim to rcinetnbcr my good will: And now am 1 [uniiappy messenger) 'J'o plead lor that which 1 would not obtain ; To carry that which I would liave relusd; To praise his tU'th. which I would have disprais'd. I am my mah^ters true continued love; lUit cannot he true servant to my master, IJnless I prove fitlse traitor to myself. Yet I wUl woo for him ; but yet so coidly, As, heaven it knows, I would not liavc liim speed. Enter Silvia utlended. Gentlewoman, sood day ! I pray you, be my mean To brinj; me where to speak with madam Ndvja. Hit. What would you with her, if that I be she! Jul, If you be she, i do entreat your patience To hear mc speak the message I aih sent on. Sil. Krom whom ! Jul. From my master, sir Proteus, madam i>U. O ! — ho sends you for a picture .' Jul. Ay, madam. Sit. Ursula, bring my picture tliere. {Picture brought. Go. give your master this: tell him from me, One Juha that hischun^xin^ thouL^hts forji, ) RoBis, Page to Falstaff. Simple, Servant to Slender. RuGBT, Servant tu Dr. Caius. Mns. FoTtn. Mils. Page. Mns. Anxe Page, tier Daughter, in love with Fonton. Mns. Quickly, Servant to Dr. Caius. Servants to Page, Ford, ' Hcgh Evans. Skril. Srn Hccn, persuade me not; I will make a Star-chamber matter of it; if he were twenty sir John FalstalTs, he shall not abuse Robert Shal- low, esquire. S!en. In the county of Gloster, justice of peace, and coram. Skal. Ay, cousin Slender, and Cust'ttlorum.^ S'en. .^y, and ratoloruni too ; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself arniigero; in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, arnii- gero. Slial. Ay, that we do: and have done any time thesD three hundred years. S!en. All his successors, gone before him. have do-iet ; and all his ancestors, that come alter him, may : they may give the dozen white luces in their coat. S'lal. It is an old coat. Eva. The dozen wliite louses do become an old coat well; it agrees well, passant: it is a familiar beast to nun, and signifies — love. S'ln'. The luce is the fresh tish; the salt fish is an old coat. ti'en. I may quarter, coz '! Sh il. Vou may. by marrying. Ei:a. It is marring indeed, if lie quarter it. SfiaL Not a whit. Evil. Yes, py'r> lady; if he has a qu.arter of your coat, there is hut three sUirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but this is all one: if Sir John FalstalTliave committed disparairemeiits unto you, I am of the church, and will be glad to do my benevolence, to make atonements and compromises between you. Slia!. The Council shall hear it; it is a riot. » .\ title formerly appropriated to ch.iplains. a Custos Kolulorum. 3 By our. Eva. It is not meet the Council hear a riot ; there is no fear of (lot in a riot; the Council, loal< vou, shall desire to hear tlie fear of (lot. and not to hear a riot; take your vizamcnts< in that. Sluit. Ha ! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. Eva. It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it: and there is also another device in my prain, which, peradventure, prings goot discretions with it: There is Anne Page, which is daughter to master George Page, which is pretty virginity. Slen. Mistress .Vnne Page ( She lias brown hair, and speaks small like a woman. Eva. It is that fery person for all the 'orld, as just as you will desire: and seven hundred pounds of monies, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire, upon his death's bed (Got deliver to a joyfal resur- rections!) give, when she is able to overtake seven- teen years old : it were a goot motion, if we leave our pribbles and prabbles. and desire a marriage between master Abraham and mistress .\nne Pa-c. Sli'il. Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pounds ! Eva. A y.and her father is make her a petter penny. Sfiul. 1 know the young gentlewoman ; she has good git'ls. Eva. Seven Iiundred pounds, and possibilities, is good gifts. S4(//. 'Well, let us see honest master Page: Is Falstatr there 1 Eva. Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar, as I do despise one that is false ; or as I despise one that is not true. The knight, sir John, is there ; and, I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door [knocks] for master Page. What, hoa ! pless your house here! Enter Page. Page. Who's tliere ? Eva. Here is Gofs plessing, and your friend, « Advisement. 43 44 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act I, and justice Shnllow: and hrre youn^ master Slen- der ;'that peradventurrs shall tell you another tale, if mailers frrow to your likings. Page, lam p;Iad to see your worships well: I thank you for my venison, master Shallow. Shfif, Master Page. I am glad to see you ; Rtuch pond do it your good heart ! 1 wished your venison bolter; it was ill-killed : — How doth good mistress Pago '. — and I love you always with my heart, la; with my heart. Page. Sir. I thank you. S/io/. Sir, 1 thank you ; by j'ea and no, I do. Pfge, I am glad to see v^u, good master Slender. S/f-H. How does your ttillovv greyhound, sir? I heard say he was outrun at Cotsale.» Page. It could not be judged, sir. S/fH. Yon*Il not confess, you'll not confess. ^hal. That he will not; — 'tis your fault, 'tis your fault : — *Tis a good dog. Page. A cur, sir. ShnL Sir. he's a good dog, and a fair dog : Can there be more said 1 he is good, and fair. — Is sir John Falstatr here] Page. Sir, he is within ; and I would I could do a good office between you. Eva. It is spoke as a Christian ought to speak. i^hal. He hath wrong'd mc, master Page. Page. Sir, he doth in some sort confess it. i^hal. If it be confessed, it is not redress'd ; is not that so, master Page? He hath wrong'd me; in- deed, he hath; — at a word, he hath ; — beheve me; — Robert shallow, esquire, saith, he is vvronj^'d. Page. Here comes sir John. Enter Sir John Falrtaff, BAnnoLpn, Nym, a?id Pistol. Fal. Now, master Shallow; you'll complain of me to the king ? Sha(. Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge. Fal. But not kiss'd your keeper's daughter, ShaL Tut. a pin! tliis shall he answer'd. Fal. I will answer it straight; — I have done all this: — That is now answer'd. Shat. The council shall know this. Fal. 'Twere better for you, if it were known in counsel: you'll he laughM at. Era. Pauca verba, sir John, good worts. Fal. Good worts!* good cabbage. — Slender, I broke your head ; What matter have you against me? Silei). Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your coney-catching"' rascals, Bardolph, Njm, and Pistol. They carried me to the tavern, and made me drunk, and after- wards picked my poclict. Bar. You Banbury cheese !• Slcn. Ay, it is no matter. Piyf. How, now, Mephostophilus 1» Sim, Ay. it is no matter. Nuai. Slice, I say, paucdj pauca.- slice! thafs my humor. Sleti. Where's Simple, my man! — can you tell, cousin 1 Eva. Peace : T pray you ! Now let us understand : There is three umpires in this matter as I under- stand: that is — nia-ter Pas^cfidelicet, master Page; and there is myself. J? //'/?>?/ myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Gjtrtcr. Page. We three, to hear it, and end it between them. Fva. Fery goot: I will make a brief of it in my note-book; and we will afterwards 'ork upon the cause, with as great discreetly as we can, Fal. Pistol. Pist. He hears with ears. Era. The tevil and his tam ! what phrase is this, Jle hears irilh ear ? Why, it is afl'eciations. Fal. Pistol, did you pick master Slender's purse? S'en. Ay, by these gloves, did he. (or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else.) of seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Kdward shovel-Hoards.* that cost me two shillings and two pence a-piece of Ycad Miller, by tiiese gloves. tCotswnld in Gloucestc rehire. s Worts v,aM the aiici<'nt name of all the cabbage kind. 1 Pbarpcrs. » Nothing but paring! • The uanie of an \icly spirit. I King Edward's .shilling uaed in the game of shufflo- board. Fal. 1b this true. Pistol 7 Eva. No ; it is false, if it is a pick-purse. Piit. Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! — Sir John, and master mine, I combat challenge of this lalfen bilbo :« Word of denial in thy labras* here; W' ord of denial ; froth and scum, thou liest. Slen. By those gloves, then 'twas he. Ni/77i. Be advised, sir. and pass good humors: I will say. marry /7Y/7), with you if you run the nut- hook's* humor on me; that is the very note of it. Slett. By this hat. then he in the red far-e had it: for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass. Fal. What say you. Scarlet and John ? Bar. W'hy. sir. for my part. I say. the gentleman had drunk himself out of bis five sentences. Eva. It is his five senses: fie, what the igno- rance is ! Bar. And being fap,» sir, was. as they say, cashler'd; and so conclusions passd the careires.s S/en. Ay, you spake in Latin then too: but 'tis no matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live airain hut in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick; if I he drunk, ril be drunk with "those that have the fear of God. and not with drunken knaves. Eva, So Gdt 'ud?e me. that is a virtuous mind. Fal. You hear all these matters denied, gentle- men ; you iiear it. Enter Misfress Anne Page icUh wine,- Misfj'ess FonD and Mistress V xgt. foUowin g. Page. Nay, daughter, carry the wine in; we'll drink within. [Exit Anne Page. S'en. O heaven ! this is mistress Anne Page. Page. How now, mistress Ford ? Fal. Mistress Ford, by my troth. \c>\\ are very well met : by your leave, good inistress. \Kissing her. Page. WMfe, bid these gentlemen welcome: — Come, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner; come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. [Exeunt all hut Shat,.. ST.ExnF.n, o??'^ Fvans. Sltn. I had rather than tbrty shillings, I had my book of Songs and Sonnets heVe : — Enter Simple. How now. Simple ! where have you been '' I must wait on myself, must I ? Ynu have not The Bonk of Riddles about vou, have you 1 Sim. Briah- of Piddles! why. did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon Ailhallowmas last, a fort- night afore Michaelmas?' Shot, Come, coz; come, coz; we stay f-^r you. A word with you, coz; marry, this, coz; There is, as 'twere a tender, a kind of tender, made afar off' by sir Hugh here; — Do you understand me \ Slcn. Ay, sir, vnu shall find me reasonable; if it he .so, I shall do that that is reason, Shal. Nay. but understand me. Slen. So"l do, sir. Eva. Give ear to his motions, master Slender: I will description the matter to you, if you be capa- city of it, Slen. Nay T will do as my cousin Shallow says: T pray you, pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his country, simple though I stand here. Eva. But this is nnt the question; the question is concerning your marria-re. Sh(iL Ay. there's the point, sir. Eva. Marry, is it; the very point of it ; to mis- tress Anne Page. Slen. Why. if it be so, I will marry her, upon any reasonable demands. kva. But can you atlection the 'omanl Let us command to know that of your mouth, or of your lips; for divers philosophers hold, that the hps is parcel of the moutli; — Therefore, precisely, can you carry your good will to the maid ; Shal. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you lovelier? Slen. I hope, sir, — I will do, as it shall become one that would do reason. Eva. Nay, Got's lords and his ladies! you must oT^lado as thin as a lath. • If you pay I am a thief, s Tht' liounds of good behaTior. 'An intended blunder. » I.ip3 • iJrunk. Scene III. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 45 spealv po^sitaI)lc, if you can cayry her your desires towards ficr. Shut. Tiiat you must: Will you, upon good dowry, marry her { Slea. I will do a greater thhii than that, upon your request, cousin, m an>' reason. Sliitl. Nay, conceive nie, conceive me, sweet coz; what Ido, is to pleasure you, coz; Can you love the maid i SJen. I will marry her, sir. at your request; but if there be no prreat love in the be;fmiiins. yet heaven may decrease it upon hetter acquaintance, when we are marned. and have more occasion to know one another: 1 hope, upon familiarity will prow more contempt; hut if y Cleverly. ■ F.ilse dice. • Sixpeni^e I'll have in pocket. < Instinato. ^.leiiloufy. " Strife, * Foolish. ^Brjive. good young man ; go into this closet, [Stiuts Sim- PLK iti f/ie clnstt.] He will not sUiy long — What, Joim liugby ! John, what, John,! say !—^ Go, John, go enquire for my master ; 1 doubt he be not well, that the coines not home: — and down, ttuirn, advivn-a, &c. [Si/igs. Enter Doctor Caius. Caius. Yat is you sing ! T do not like dese toys ; Pray you, go and vetch me in my closet iin boi'tier verd ; a box. a green-a box ; Do intend vat i speak ! a green-a box. Quick. Ay forsooth. Fll fetch it you. I am glad he went not in himself; if he had found the young man, he would have been horn-mad. [A.'^i'Ie. Cains. Fe,fe,fe,fe/ nm fui, it fait fort cttauk, Je m''en val^'d la cour, — la grande ajjuire. Quirk. Is it this, sirl Caius. Ouj/ ; nictfe la an mon pocket; Depecke quickly. — Vere is dat knave Rugl)y T Quick. What, John Rugby ! John ! Ru'^. Here, sir. Caius. \ ou are John Rugby, and you are Jack Ruyby : Come, tal:e-a your rapier, and come after my lieel to de court. Rug. 'Tis ready, sir. here in the porch. Caius, By my trot, 1 tarry too long: — Od'sme! Qu' ai/'J' oub/ie .^ dere is some simples in my closet, dat i viU not for the varld I shall leave behind, Qtiick. Ah me ! he'll fmd the young man there, and be mad. Caius. diable, diahle ! vat is in my closet? — Villany! lurronl [Pulling Simplk out.] Rugby, my rapier. Quick. Good master, be content. Caius. Veretbre shall 1 he content-a . Quick. The young man is an honest man. Caius. Vat shall de honest man do in my closet 1 derc is no honest man dat shall come in my closet. Quick. I beseech you, be not so llegmatick ; iiear the trutli of it. He came of an errand to me from parson Hugh, Caius. Veil. Si/n. Ay, forsooth, to desire her to Quick. Peace, I pray you. Caius. Peace-a your tongue: — Spcak-ayourta'e. Sim-. To desire this Iionest gentlewoman, your maid, to speak a good word to mistress Anne I'ago for my master, in the way of marriage. Quick. This is all, indeed, la ; but I'll ne'er put my lini^er in the tire, and need not. Caius. Sir Hugh send-a you ! — Rugby, haitlez rae some paper:— Tarry you a httlc-a wliile. \\V riles. Quick. 1 am glad he is so quiet : if he hiid been tlioroui;hly moved, you should have heard him so loud, and so melancholy: — But notwithstiiuding, man, 11! do vmir master what good I can : and the very yea ana the no is, the French doctor, my mas- ter,^ — I niay call him my master, look you, ibr I keep his Iiouse; and 1 wash, wring, brew, hake, scour, dress meat and drink, make the beds, and do all myself; — Sim. 'Tis a great charge, to come under one body's hand. Quirk. Are you avis'd o' that! you shall find it a great charge : and to be up early and down late: — hut notwithstanding, (to tell you in your ear; I would have no words of it,) my master himself is in love with mistress Anne Pajje; but notwith- standing that, — I know Anne's mind, — that's neither here nor there. Caius. You jack "nape; give-a dis letter to sir Hugh; by gar, it is a sliallcnge; I vill cut bis troat in de park; and I will teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest to meddle or make: — you may be gone: it is not good you tarry hero: — bv gar, I will cut alt his two stones; by gar, he shall not haf.c a stone to trow at his dog. {Exit Si.mi'Lk. Quirk. Alas, he speaks hut for his friend. Caius. It is no matter-a tor dat; — do not you tell-a me dat I shall huve Anne Page for myself ! — by t;ar, 1 will kdl de jack priest; and 1 liaxe ap- pointe{l mine host ofVc Jarterre to measure our weapon: — I)y gar, I vill myself have Anne Page. Qiiu:k. Sir.' the maid loves you. and all shall be well: we must give folks leave to pra e: What, the good-jer!' • Sroldfil, reprimandcJ. 1 The ^oujcrci what the poxl Act II. Scene I. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 47 Cains. Ru^by, come to the court vit me; — liy gar, if I have not Anne Paj^c, 1 yliall turn your head out of my door: — Follow my lieels, Ku^t>y. \Exeunt Caiu« ati'i Uuiiiiv- Quick. You shall have An fools-head of your own. No, I know Anne's mmd for that; never a woman in Windsor knows more of Anncs mind thun I do; nor can do more than I do with her, 1 tliank heaven- Fe/tt. [IVUhin.] Who's within there, ho? Quick. Who's there, 1 trowl Come near the house, I pray you. Enter Fextox. Fenf. How now, good woman : how dost thou 7 Quick. The better, that it pleases your ^ood worship to a^k. Ftnf. What news T how does pretty mistress Anne] Quick. In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and honest, anl fi;entle: and one that is your friend 1 can tell you that by the way; 1 praise heaven for it. Ftnf, Shall I do any good, thlnkest thou I Shall 1 not lose my suit.' Quick. Troth, sir, all is in his hands above: but notwithstanding, master Kenton. 1 11 be sworn on a book the loves you: — Have not your worship a wart above your eye"! Fenf. Yes,'marry, have T ; what of that 7 Quick. Well, thereby ham^sa taie; — i;ood faith, it is such another Nan; but, I detest.' an hnnc^t maid as evt-r broke bread: — We had an hours talk of that wart ; — I shall never lautih but in t!i;it maid's company! — lint, indeed, she is t^iven too much to a lichollys and musing: But for you — Well, go to. Fcfif. Well, T shall see her to-day: Hold, there's money for ihce ; let me have thy voice in my behalf; — if thou seest her before me, commend me — Quick. Will 1 ! i'faith, that we will: and I will tell your worship more of the wart, the next time we have confidence; and of other wooers. Fenf. Weil, farewell; I am in great haste now. I Exif. Quick. Farewell to your worship. — Truly, an honest ireiitleman ; but Anne loves him not: for I know Anne's mind as well as another does: — (tut upon't! what have 1 forgot f [£xi^ ACT II. SCENE I.— Before Page's House. Enter Mistress Pack, with a letter. Mrs. Page. What! have I 'scaped love-iettcrs in the lioly-day time of my beauty, and am I now a BUliject for them ! Let me see : [Reuii-s. Ask me no rea-ioh whij J Inve you ; for Ittmi^li love use rea-yon for kis preclswn/ tie wUnits tiim not for his counsellor. You are not i/oun/r, no viore am I: go to then, there's sijnipdthy ; you are nierrii, so am I: Hii .' tia ! then there's- oiore sym- jiafhi/ ; you lore yark, and sit (bt I : Winild i/ou i*'Mrf hettrr si/nipathi/? Let it suffire thee, mhfress I'ogr, {III the' Iro.yt, if the lure of a .lolilier can suffire.) thill I lore thee. I will not sai/,inty me. 'lis out a .\iililierlike phrase; but I say, hoe me. By me, Thine own true knight, Bii day or night. Or any kind of lisht, With all his might, For thee tu fight, Jons FtLSTAFF. What a Tferod of Jewry is this! — wicked, wick- ed worlil ! — one that is well ni^fi worn to pieces with age, to show himself a young gallant ! What unwcighcd behavior hath this Flemish drunkard jiickeil (with the devil's name) out of my convcrsa- linii, that lie dares in this in inner assay me! — Why, he hath not been thrice in my company! — ■What should I say to him? — I was then frugal of ray mirth: — heaven forgive me! — Why. I II ex- hibit a bill in the parliament for the putting down of men. How shall I be revenged on him ! for reve'LL'ed I will be, as sure as his yuts are made of puddings. Enter Mistres.'i Fonn. Jtfrs. Flint Mrs. Paje ! trust me, I was going to your hou-:e. ^frs. I'lige. And trust me, I was coming to you. ■you look very ill. l^Irs. Ford. Nay. I'll ne'er believe that; I have to show to the contrary. il/rs. Page. 'Faith, but you do, in my mind. Mrs. Ford. Well, I do then; yet, I say, I could show you to the contrary : O, mistress Page, give me some counsel ! Mrs. Page. What's the matter, woman ? Mrs. Ford.. O woman, if it were not for one trilling respect. I could come to such honor ! Mrs. Page. Hang the trirte, woman; — take the t Most probably Shakspeare wrote physician. honor : What Is it'! — dispense with trillcs ; — what is It! Mrs. Ford, Tf I would but go to hell for an eter- nal moment, or so, I could be knighted. Mrs. Page. What 1 —thou liest!— -Sir Alice Ford! These knights will hack; and so thou shonldst not alter the article of thy gentry. Mrs. Ford. We burn daylight; — jiere, read, read ; — perceive how 1 might be knighted, — I shall think the worse of fat men. as long as,l have an eye to make diUerence of men's liking ; And yet he would not swear; praised woman's modesty; and gave such orderly and well-behaved reproof to all unconieliness, that I would have sworn his di.s- position would have gone to the truth of his words : but they tlo no more adhere and keep place to- gether, I ban the hundredth psalm to the tune of Green sleeres. What tempest, 1 trow, threw tills whale, with so many tons of oil in his belly, ashore at Windsor^ How shall 1 be revenged on him'! i think, the best way were to enlertain him with hope, till the wicked tire of lust have melted him in ills own grease. l)id jou ever hear the like! Mrs. Page. Letter tor letter; but that the name of Page and Ford ditVers! To thy great comfort in this mystery of ill opinions, here's the twin- lirother of thy letter: but let thine inherit first; for, 1 ]irolcst, mine never shall. I v.arrant he hath a thousand ot these letters writ with blank space for dillerent names, {sure more.) and these are of the second edition : He will print them out of doubt; for he cares not what he puts into the press, when he would put us two. 1 had rather be a giantess, and lie under mount Pelion. Well, 1 will find you twenty lascivious turtles, ere one chaste man. l\Irs. Ford. Why this is the very same; the very hand, the very words : What doth he think of us ! Mrs. Page. Nay, I know not: it makes me al- most ready to wrangle with mine own honesty, ril enlertain myself like one that I am not ac- quainted withal; tlir, sure, unless he know some strain m me. that I know not myself, he would never have hoarded me In this fury. Mrs. Ford. Hoarding, call you it! I'll be sure to keep him above deck: Mrs. Page. So will I ; If he come under my hatches, I'll never to sea again. Let's be revenged on him ; let's appoint him a meeting; give him a show of comfort in his suit: and lead him on with a fine-baited delay, till he hath pawn'd his horses to mine host of the (barter. Mrs. Flint. Nay, I will consent to act any villainy against him, that may not sully the chariness' of « She moank, I protest. 9 .Melancholy. sc.aution. 48 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act II. our Iinnesty. O, that my husband saw this letter! it woiiM give eternal foot! to his jealousy. Mrs. P//irf. Wliy. look, where lie conies; and my pomi man too: he's as far from jealousy, as I am from LilvuiL' him cause; and that, 1 hope, is an un- nie isurable distance. ^[rs. Furd. You arc tlie happier woman. Mrs. Page. Let's consult together against this greasy knight: Come liither. {They retire. Enter Foiid, Pistol, Page, mid Nym. Fnrd. Well, I hope it be not so. Pi'^t. Hope is a curtail^ dog in some affairs: Sir John artects thy wife. Ford. Why. sir. my wife is not youn?. Pist. Tie woos both high and low, both rich and poor, Hoth youuic and old. one with another. Ford ; lie loves the gally-mawfry ;* Ford, perpend. » F'ird. Love'my wife"? PiM. With liver burning hot: Prevent. or ^o thou Like sir .Actreon he, with Ring-wood at thy heels: O, odious is the name! Ford. What name, sir? Pht. The horn. I say: Farewell. Take heed ; have open eye ; fur thieves do foot by night: Take heed^ ere summer comes, or cuekoo-birds do sing. — Away, sir corporal Nym. — Believe it. Paii:c; he speaks sense. \Exii Pistol. Fori. I wdl be patient; I will find out this. Nam. And this is true. [ToPxgf.A I like not the liuinor of lying. He hath wronged me in some humor-i ; I should have borne the humored letter to lier; hul: I have a sword, and it shall bite upon my necessity. lie loves your wife; there's tlie short and thelon^. My name is corporal Nym; I speak, and I avou-'h. 'Tis true: — my name is Nym. and Falsfalf loves your wife. — Adieu! I love not the humor of bi^ad and cheese; and there's the humor of it. Adieu. IFrit Nym. Pdi^e. The humor nf if, quoth 'a! here's a fel* low frights humor out "of his wits. Fnrd, I will seek out Falstair. Pa^t. I never hea rd such a drawling, affecting roguei Fi>rd. If I do find it. well. Pof^e. 1 will not believe such a Cataian.e tho' tlie pri«'st o* the town commended him for a true man. Fnrd. 'Twas a t:ood sensible fellow : Well. Pd'^e. TIow now, Meg ? Mrs. Page. Whithor go you, George? — Hark you. Mrs!. Fnrd. How now, sweet Frank ] why art thou inrlancholy .' Fnrd. 1 melauclioly ! I am not melancholy. — Get you home, go. ■ Mrs. Ford. 'Faith, thou hast some crotchets in thy liead now.' — Will you go. mistress Pai:e .' Mrs. Pfis:e- Have with you.— You'll come to diiuirr, George? — Look, who comes yonder: she siiall be our messenger to this paltry kiiiiiht. [Aaide to Mrs. Foiiit. Enter Mistress Quickly. Mrs. Ford. Trust me. I thought on her: shell fit )t. Mrs. Page. You are come to sec my daughter Anne ! Q'lick. Ay. forsooth; and, I pray, liow does good mistress Anne ? Mrs. Page. Go in with us, and see ; we liave an hours talk with you. {Kxfuni Mrs. Page, Mrs. FoRn, and Mrs. Ql'M'KLY. Page. How now, master Fordt Ford. You heard what this knave told me ; did yon not? Page. Yes ; and you heard what the other told me ! F'n-d. Do you think there is truth in them ? Page. HauiT Vui, slaves! 1 do not think the kniglit would offer it: but these tliat accuse him in ■••A doK that niissi'S Lis game. * A wdley. 8 A lying sliarper. » Consi Jer. his intent towards our wives, are a yoke of liis dis- carded men ; very rogues, now they be out of ser- vice. Ford. Were they his men? Page. Marry, were they. Ford. I hke it never the belter for that. — Docs he lie at the Garter ? Page. Ay, marry, does he. Tf he should intend this voyauie towards 'my wife, I would turn her loose to him; and what he gets more of her than sharp words, let it lie on my head. Ford. I do not misdoubt my wife; but I would be loth to turn them together: A man may be too confident : I would liave nothing lie on my head : 1 cannot be thus satisfied. Page. Look where my ranting host of the Garter comes : there is either liquor in liis pate, or money inhis nurse, when he looks so merrily. — How now, mine host? Enter Host and Shallow. Host How now, buIly-rook? thou'rt a gentle- man: cavalero-justice, I say. i>.kal. 1 follow, mme host, I follow. — Good even and twenty, good master Page! Master Page, will you go with us? we have sport in hand. Host. Tell him, cavalerg-justice ; tell him, bully- rook. Hhal. Sir, there is a fray to be fought, between sir Hugh the Welsh priest, and Caius the French doctor. Ford. Good mine host of the Garter, a word with you. Host, What say'st thou, bully-rook ? I They go aside. Shot. Will you r/n Pare] go with us to behold it? my merry host Iiath had the measuring of their weapons; and, I think, he hath ajijiointcd them contrary places: for, believe me, I hear, the parson is no iester. Hark, I will tell you what our sport shall be. Host. Hast thou no suit against my knight, my guest-cavalier? Ford. None, I protest: but I'll give you a pottle of burnt sack to give me recourse to him, and tell him, my name is Brook ; only for a jest. Ho t. My hand, bully; thou shalt have egress and regress; said I well? and thy name shall be lirook : It is a merry knight. — \VilJ you go on, hearts? Shal. Have with you, mine host. Page. I have heard the Frenclunan hath good skill in his rapier. Shal. Tut, sir, I could have told you more! In these times you stand on distance, your passes, stoccadoes, and I know not what: 'tis the heart, master Page; 'tis here, 'tis here. I have seen the time, with my long sword, I would have made you four tall fellows skip like rats. Jlnst. Here, boys, here, here! shall we,wag? Page. Have with you: — I had ralher hear them scold than fight. [Exeunt Host, Shallow, and PAnF. Ford. Though Page he a secure fool, and stands so firmly on his wife's frailty, yet I cannot put otf my opinion so easily : she was in his company at Page's house; and what they made there, I kiiow not. Well, 1 will look further into t : and I liavc a disi^uise to sound FalstalT: If 1 tind I.er lionest. I lose not my labor; if she be otiu-rwise, 'tis labor well bestowed. _ [Exit. SCENE U.—A Roojn in the Garter hnu Enter Falstaff and Pistol. Fiih T will not lend thee a penny. Pisf. Why then the worlds mine oyster, Which I with sword will open. — I will retort the sum in equipage.' Fal. Not a penny. I have been content, sir. you should lay my countenapce to pawn ; 1 have grated upon my good friends for three reprieves for you and your coach-fellow^ Nym; or else you had looked through the grate'Iikea geininy of baboons. I am damned in hell, for swearing to gentlemen my friends, you were good soldiers, and tail fellows; T Pay yf^ii a^ain in stolen goods. « rra\v.s along with you. SCEN-E II. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 49 and when mistress Bridget lost the handle of her fan, I took 't upon my honor, thou hadst it not. Fist- Didst thou notsliarel hadst thou not fif- teen penee '! Fal. Reason, you rogue, reason : Think'st thou, I'll endanijer my soul ffra/i.i ? At a word, hang no more about me, 1 am no gibbet for you : — go — A short knife and a throng:' — to your manor of Pickt-hatch," go.— Voull hot bear a letter for me, you rogue ! — you stand upon your honor ! — Why, thou unconfinable baseness, it is as much as I can do, to keep tlie terms of my honor precise- I, I, I myself sonietiines, leaving the fear of heaven on the left hand, and hidiug mine honor in my neces- sity, am fain to ^hurtle, to hedge, and to lurch ; and yet you. rogue, will ensconce^ your rags, your cat- a-mount,iin looks, your red-lattice" phrases, and your bold-beating oatlis, under the shelter of your honor ! You will not do it, you 1 Fist. I do relent: what wouldst thou more of man \ Enter RoniN'. Roh. Sir, here's a woman would speak with you. I'ul. Let her approach. Enter Mrs- QuicKir. Quick. Give your worship good-morrow. Fat. Good-morrow, good wife. Quick- Not so, ant please your worship. Ful- Good maid, tlien. Quid;- I'll be sworn; as my mother was, the first hour I was born. Fal- I do believe the swearer ; 'What with me ; Quick. Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two 1 Fal. Two thousand, t\\r woman; and I'll vouch- safe thee the hearing. Quick. There is one mistress Ford, sir; — I pray, come a little nearer this ways; — I myself dwell with master doctor Caius. Fal. Well, on: iMistress Ford, you say, Quick. Your worsliip says very true; I pray your worsliip, come a little nearer this ways. Fal. I warrant thee, nobody hears; — mine own people, mine own people. Quii-k. Are they so! Heaven bless them, and make them his servants! Fal. Well: Mistress Ford: — what of her'! Quick. Why, sir, she's a good creature. Lord, lord! your worship's a wanton: Well, heaven for- give you. and all of us, I pray ! Fal. Mistress Fonl ; — come, mistress Ford, — Quick. Marry, this is the short and the long of it; you have brought her into such a canaries,* as 'tis wonderful. 'Hie best courtier of them all, when the court lay at Windsor, could never have brought her to such a canary. Yet there has been knigiits, and lord.s, and gentlemen, with their coaches; I warrant you, coach after coach, letter after letter, gift after gift ; smelling so sweetly (all musk) and so rushling, 1 warrant you, in silk and gold; and in such alligant terms; and in such wine and sugar of the best and the fairest, tliat would have won any woman's heart ; and, I warrant you, they could never get an. eye-wink of her. — I had myself twenty angels given me this morning; but I defy all angels, (in any such sort, as they say,) but in the way of honesty : — and, I warrant you, they could never get her so umch as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all ; and yet there has been earls, nay, which is more, pensioners; but I warrant you, all is one with her. Fal- liut what says she to ine ! be brief, my good Bhe-Mercury. Quick. Marry, she hath received your letter; for the which she thanks you a thousand times; and she gives you to notify, that her husband will be absence from his house between ten and eleven. Fal. Ten and eleven 1. Quick. Ay, forsooth; and then you may come and see the picture, she says that you wots of; — master Ford, her husband, will be from home. Alas! the sweet woman leads an ill life with him; e To cut piirsc.i in a crowd. ' Pickt-hatch va.s in Clcrkenwell. » Protect. * Ale-house. « A mistake of Mrs. Quicklv's for quandary- * Know. he's a very jealousy man : she leads a very fram- poh^ life with him, good heart. Fal. Ten and eleven : Woman, commend me to her; I will not fail her. Quick. Why, you say well: But I have another messenger to your worship : Mistress Page hath her hearty commendations to you too; — and let me tell you in your ear, she's as fartuous a civil modest wife, and one (I tell you) that will not mi.ss your morning nor evening praj'er, as any is in Windsor, whoe'er be the other ; and she bade me tell your worship, that her husband is seldom from home; but, she hojjcs, there will come a time. I never knew a woman so dote upon a man ; surely, I think you have charms, la ; yes, in truth. Fat. Not I, I assure thee; setting the attraction of my good parts aside, I have no other charms. Quick. Iile.s.sing on your heart fort! Fal. But, I pray thee, tell me this: has Fords wife, and Pages wife, acquainted each other how they love mel Quick. That were a jest, indeed! — they have not so little grace, I hope: — that were a trick, 'n- decd ! But mistress Page would desire yon to send her your little page, of all loves ;t her husband has a marvellous inlection to the little page: and, truly, master Page is an honest man. Never a wife in Windsor leads a better life than she does; do what she will, say what she will, take all, pay all, go to bed when she list, rise when she list, all is as she will ; and, truly, she deserves it ; for if there be a kind woman in Windsor, she is one. You must send her your page ; no remedy. Fal. Why, I will. Quick. Kay, but do so, then; and, look you. he may come and go between you both; and. in any case, have a nay-word,^ that you may know one another's mind, and the boy never need to under- stand any thing; for 'tis riot good that children should know any wickedness: old folks, you know, have discretion, as they say, and know the world. Fal. i-'are thee well : commend me to tlieni both : there's my purse; I am yet tliy debtor. — Boy, go along with this woman. — This news distracts ine. [Exeunt Quickly and Uoiiix. Fust. This punk is one of Cupid's carriers:^ Clap on more sails; pursue, up with your tights; Give fire; she is my prize, or ocean whelm thein all ! [Exit Pisriii.. Fal. Say'st thou so, old Jack'! go thy ways; 111 make more of thy old body than I have done. \Vill they yet look after thee ! Wilt thou, after the ex- pense of so much money, be now a gainer! Good body, I thank thee : Let theiii say, 'tis grossly done ; so it be fairly done, no matter. Enter BAnnoLPii. Bar. S'r John, there's one master Brook oelow would fain -speak with you. Snd be acquainted with you; and liath sent your worship a morning's draught of sack. Fal. Brook, is his name ■} Bar. Ay, sir. Fal. Call him in. [Exit EinnoLpn.] ."^uch Brooks are welcome to me, that o'ertlow such liquor. Ah! ha! mi.stress Ford and mistre-ss Page, have I encompassed you ! go to; via-" Re-enter BARiioi-ru wilk Fonu dbguised. Fiinl. Bless you, sir. Fal. And you, sir: Would you speak with me ? Ford. 1 made bold, to press with so little prepa- ration upon you. Fal. You're welcome; What's your wiin Give us leave, drawer. [Exit B.*uiiolpii. Furd. Sir, I am a gentleman that have spent much ; my name is Brook. Ful- Good master Brook, I desire more acquaint- ance of you. Ford. Good sir John, I sue for yours: not to charge you ; for I must let you understand. I think myself "in better plight for a lender than you are : the which hath something embolden'd nie to this nnseason'd intrusion : for they say, if money go be- fore, all ways do lie open. « Fretful, pecvi.'sh ' By all means. . • A watch word. " .^ cant phrase of exultation. 50 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act II. Fal. Money is a gond soldier, sir, and will on. Ford. Troth, and I have a ba;^ of money here troubles me: if you will help me to bear it, sir John, take all, or liall', for easing nie of the carriage. Fal. ^h\ 1 know not how I may deserve to be your porter. Ford 1 will tell you, sir, if you will give me the IieLiring. Fill. Speak, good master Brook; I shall be glad to lie your servant. Ford. Sir, I hoiir you arc a scholar, — I will be brief with you; — and you have been a man long known to me, ihougii I had never so good means, as desire, to make myself acquainted with you. 1 shall discover a thing to you, wherein I must very much lay open mine own imperfection; hut, good sir Juhn. as you have one eye upon my follies, as you hear them unfolded, turn another into the register of your own; that 1 may pass with a re- proof the easier, sith' you yourself know, how easy it is to be such an oilcnder. Fal, Very well, sir; proceed. Ford. There is a i,'eni!cvvoman in this town, her husband's name is Foid. F(/l. Well, sir. Ford. I have long loved her, and, I protest to you, bestowed much on her; followed her with a doting observance ; engrossed opportunities to meet her : fee"d every slight occasion, that could but nig- gardly give me sight of her ; not on !y bought many presents to give her, but have given largely to many, to know what she would have given : briefly, I have pursued her, as love hath pursued me ; which halii been on the wing of all occasions. But whatsoever I have merited, either in my mind, or iu my means, meed, I am sure, I iiave received none; unless experience bed jewel: that I have purchase! at an infinite rale: and that hath taught me to say this : Love like a shadow Jlics, ivhen substance love pur- sues ; Pursuifig that thafJlieSj andjlying wliat pursues. Fal. Have you received no promise of satisfac- tion at her hands ! Ford. Never. Fill. Have you importun'd her to such a i)urpose ? Ford. Never. Fal, Of what quality was j'our love then 1 Ford. Like a fair house, built upon another man's ground ; so that I have lost my editice, by mistak- ing the place where I erected it. Fal. To what purpose have you unfolded this to me! Ford.. When I have told you tliat, I have told 3'ou all. Some say, that, though she appear honest to me, yet, in other places, she enlargeth her mirth so far. lliat there is shrewd construction made of her. Now, sir John, here is the heart of my pur- pose : You are a gentleman of excellent breeding, admirable discourse, of great admittance,^ authen- tic in your place and person, generally alloweda for your many warlike, courttike, and learned prepar- ations. Fal. O sir! Ford. Believe it. for you know it. — There is money; spend it, spend it; spend more; spend all I have ; only give me so much of your time in ex- change of it, as to lay au amiable seige to the hon- esty of this Ford's wife; use your art of wooing, win her to consent to you ; if any man may, you may as soon as any. Fal. Would it apply well to the vehcmency of vour alTection, that 1 should win what you would enjoy'? Methinks you prescribe to yourself very preposterously. Ford. O, understand my drift ! she dwells so se- curely on the excellency of her honor, that the folly of my soul dares not present itself; she is too bright to jje looked against. Now, could 1 come to her willi any detection in my hanil, my desires had in- Ftan'c and ar^nniciit to cdminciid themselves; I cdiiM drivi' her Ibcii from the ward ot' lier purity, her rfpnlatinn, licr niarriage-vovv, and a thousand olhiT ln'r defences, which now are too strongly em- battled ai;ainst me: What say you to't, sir John"? Fal. Master Brook, I will first make bold with your money ; next, give me your hand ; and last, as 1 Sinco. 3 In the greatest companies. 3 Approved. I am a gentleman, you shall, if you will, enjoy Ford's wife. Ford. O good sir ! Ful. Master Brook, I say you shall. Ford. Want no money, "sir John, you shall want none. Fal. Want no mistress Ford, master Brook, you shall want none. I shall be with her (1 may tell you) by her own appointment; even as you came in to me, her assistant, or go-between, parted from me: I say, I shall be with her between ten and eleven ; for at that time the jealous, rascally knave, her husband, will be forth. Come you to me at night; you shall know how 1 speed. Ford. I am blest in your acquaintance. Do you know Ford, sir! Fal. Hang him, poor cuckoldly knave! I know him not : — yet I wrong him to call him poor; they say, the jealous wittoUy knave hath masses of mon- ey ; for the which his wife seems to he well-favored. 1 will use her as the key of the cuckoldly rogue's culler; and there's my harvest-home. Ford. I would you knew Ford, sir; that you mi^ht avoid him. if you saw him. Fal. Hang him. mechanical salt butter rogue ! I will stare him out of his wits; I will awe him with my cudgel: it shall hang like a meteor o'er the cuckold's horns: master Brook, thou shalt know. I will predominate oer the peasant, and tliou shalt lie with his wife. — Come to me soon at night :^ P'ord'sa knave, and 1 will aggravate his stile;* thou, master Brook, shalt know" him for a knave and cuckold: — come to me soon at night. [Exit. Ford. What a damned Epicurean rascal is this! — My heart is ready to crack with impatience. — WTio says this is improvident jealousy I My wife hath sent to him, the hour is hxed. the match is made. Would any man have thought this ! — See the licll of having a lalse woman ! my bed shall be abused, my eolTers ransacked, my reputation gnawn at; and I shall not only receive this villanous w'rong, but stand under the adoption of abomina- ble terms, and by him that does me this wrong. Terms ! names ! Amaimon sounds well ; Luci- fer, well ; Barbason, well ; yet they are devil's ad- ditions, the names of fiends: but cuckold ! wittols cuckold ! the devil himself hath not such a name. Page is an ass, a secure ass; he will trust his wife, he will not be jealous: I w'ill rather trust a Flem- ing with my butter, parson Hugh the Wclchnian with my cheese, an Irishman with my aqua-vitie bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with herself: then she plots, tlien she ruminates, then she devises: and what they think in their hearts they may eflbct. they will break their hearts but they will ehect. Heaven he praised for my jealousy ! — Kleven o'clock the hour; — I will prevent this, detect my wife, be revenged on Fal- start', and laugh at Page. I will about it; better three hours too soon, than a minute too late. Fie, fie, fie ! cuckold ! cuckold ! cuckold ! [Ejcit. SCENE III.— Windsor Park. Enter Caius and Rugby. Caiiis. Jack Rugby! Rag. Sir. Cains. Vat is de clock, Jackl Rug. 'Tis past the hour, sir, that sir Hugh pro- mised to meet. Caius. By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he has pray his Pible veil, dat he is no come : by gar, Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he be come. Ru^. He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill him, if he came. Caius. By gar, de herring is no dead, so as I vill kill him. Take your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him. Rug. Alas, sir, I cannot fence. Cuius. Villany, take your rapier. Rug. Forbear, here's company. Enter Host, Shallow, Slewdeh, and Page. }iost. 'Bless thee, bully doctor! i^haL 'Save you, master doctor Caius, Page. Now, good master doctor. « Add to his titles. » Contented Cuckold Act III. Scene I. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 51 Sle7i. Give you ^ood morrow, sir. Caius. Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for] Hosf. To see tliee tif^Iit, to see thee foin,e to see thee traverse, to see thee here, to see thee there ; to see thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy distance, tliy montint."' Is he dead, my Ethiopian ! is he dead, my Francisco'? ha, bully ! What says my j^^sculapius ( my (ialen '. iny heart of elder .' ha ! is he dead, bully Stale ! is he' dead ] Caius. By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of the vorld; he is not show his face. Host. Thou art a Castilian king. Urinal! Hector of Greece, my boy ! Cuius. I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or seven, two, tree hours for him, and he is no come. ShaL He is the wiser man, master doctor: he is a curer of souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should fi^ht. you go against the hair of your pro- fessions: is it not true, master Page] Pu^>:. Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great fighter, tlioui^h now a man of peace. Shal. Bodykms, master Page, though I now be old, and of the peace, if I see a sword out, my fin- ger itches to make one: thougli we are justices, and doctors, and churchmen, master Page, we have some salt of our youth in us; we are the sons of women, master Page. Page. 'Tis true, master Shallow. Shut. It will be found so, master Page. Master Doctor Caius, I am come to fetch you home. I am sworn of tlie peace; you have showed yourself a wise physician, and sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise and patient churchman: you must go with ine. master 'loctor. H/i.st. Pardou, guest justice: — A word, monsieur Muck-water ]• Caius. Muck-vatcr! vat is dat] Host. .Muck-water, in our English tongue, is valor, bully. Cuius. iJy gar, then I have as much niuck-vater as de Kngiishinan: — Scurvy Jack-dog priest! by gar, me viU cut his ears. Hit.sl. He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully. Caius. Clapper-de-claw ! vat is dat ] Host. That IS, he will make thee amends. Cuius. By gar, me do look, he shall clapper-de- claw me; for by gar, me vill have it. Host. And I will provoke him to H, or let him wag. Caius. Me tank you for dat. Hosf. And moreover, bully. — But first, master guest, and master Page, and eke cavalero Slender go you through the town to Frogmore. [Aside to them. Page. Sir Hugh is there, is he? Host. He is there: see what humor he is in; and I will bring tlie doctor about by the hclds: will it do well ] Shut. We will do it. Page, Shal., and Slcn. Adieu, good master doc- tor. [Exeunt Pare, Shallow, and Slknijeu. Cuius. By gar, me vill kill de jiriest; for he speak for a jack-an-ape to Anne Page. Host. Let him die: but, lirst, sheath lliy impa- tience; throw cold water oh thy choler: go about the fields with me through Frogmore: I will bring thee where Mrs. Anne Page is, at a farm-house, a feasting; and thou shall woo her: Cry'd game, said I well ] Caius. By gar, me tank you for dat; by gar, I love you; and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl, de knight, cle lords, de gentlemen, my patients. Host. For Oie which, I will be thy adversary to- wards Anne Page; said I well 7 Caius. liy gar, 'tis good; veil said. Host. Let us wag then. Caius. Come at my heels, Jack Rugby. [Exeunt, ACT III. SCENE L— ^ Field near Frogmore. Enter Sir Hugh Evans and Simple. Eva. I pray you now, good master S lender's serving man, and friend Simple by your name, which way have you looked for Master Caius, that calls himself Doctor of Phi/sic ? Si/n. Marry, sir, the city-ward, the park-ward, every way ; old Windsor way, and every way but the town way. Eva. I most fehementiy desire you, you will also look that way. Sim. I will, sir. Eva. 'Pless my soul ! Itow full of cholers I am, and trembling of mind! — I shall be glad, if he have deceived me: — how melancholies I am! — I Will knog his urinals about his knave's costard," when I have good opportunities for the ork : — 'picss my soul! [.Si/ig^5. To shallow rivers, to icfiosF falls Melodious birds .sings uiadi'igals ; There viU tv make our vcds of roses^ And a t/omsond frograui posies, To shullow ]\Icrcy on me ! I have a great dispositions to cry. Melodious bird.'i sing madrigals ; When us I sat in Pahnlony—-~ And a thousand, vugram posies. To shallow Sim. Yonder he is coming, this way, sir Hugh. Eva. He's welcome : — To shallotv 7'ivers, to whose falls Heaven prosper the rigiit ! — What weapons is he ] Shn. No weapons, sir: There comes my master, sFcnre. iTerma in Fencing. ej)rain of a dunghill. a Head, master Shallow, and another gentleman from Frog- more, over the stile, this way. Eta. Pray you, give me rny gown; or else keep it in your arms. Enter Page, Shallow, and Slender. Shfil. How now, master parson] Good morrow, good sir Hugh. Keep a gamester from the dice and a good student from his book, and it is wonderful, Slen, Ah. sweet Anne Page! Page. "Save you, good sir Hugh ! Eva. 'Ploss you from his mercy sake, alt of you ! Shut. What! the sword and the word! do you study them both, master parson] Puge. And youthful still, in your doublet and hose, tiiis raw rheumatic day ] Eva. There is reasons and causes for it. Page. We are come to you, to do a good .'flice, master parson. Eva. Fery well: What is it] Puge. Yonder is a most reverend gentlemnn, who belike, having received wrong by soi7ie per.soti, is at most odds with his own gravity and patience, that ever you saw. Shal. I have Hved fourscore years and upwards ; I never heard a man of his place, gravity, and learning, so wide of his own respect] £(*«. What is he] Puge. I think you know him; master doctor Caius, the renowned French physician. Evu. Gots will, and his passion of my heart! I had as lief you would tell me of a mess of por- ridge. Puge. Why] Eva. He has no more knowledgo in Hibocrates and Galen,' — and he is a knave besides; a coward- ly knave, as you would desires to be acquainted withal. 52 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act III. I'a/fe. I warrant you he's Ihe man should iight with liim. Stcii. O, sweet Anne Page ! tihat. It appears so, by his weapons; — Keep tlicai asunder; — here comes doctor Caius. Enter Host, Caius, and Rigbt. Page. Nay, good master parson, keep in your weapon. Skat. So do you, good master doctor. tliiat. Disarm them, and iet tliein question : let tliem keep their hmhs wliole, and hack our En;r- liSll. Cuius. I pray you, let-a me speak a word vit your ear: veretore viH you not meet-a me! Eea. Pray you, use your patience: In good time. Cuius. By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, .Toliu ape. Eva. Pray you, let us not be laughing-stogs to other mens humors; 1 desire you m friendship, and 1 will one way or other make you amends: aiul 1 will knog your urinals about your knave's cii^si-oiub, for missing your meetings and appomt- mrats. Caius. Viable.' — Jack Rugby, — mine Host de Jaittrre, have I not stay for hiiu, to kill him ! have 1 not, at de place I did appoint .' Eva, As 1 am a Christians soul, now, looic you, this is the place appointed; 111 be judgment by mine iiost of the Garter. Ihist. Peace, I say, Guallia and Gaul, French and Welsh ; soul-curer and body-curcr. Caliu. Ay, dat is very good ! excellent ! iio^t. Peace, I say ; hear mine host of the Garter. Am I jiohtic! am 1 subtle! am 1 a Machiavell Shall 1 lose my doctor! no; he gives me the po- tions, and the motions. Shall I lose my parson] my priest ! my sir Hugh ! no ; he gives me the pro- vert)s and the noverbs. — Give me tliy hand, terres- trial ; so ; — ■ Give me thy hand, celestial ; so. Boys of art, 1 have deceived you both ; I have di- rected you to wrong places: your hearts are mi;;hly, your skins are wliote, and let burnt sack be the issue. — Come, lay their swords to pawn: — Follow me, lad of peace ; follow, follow, toUow. Skal. Trust me, a mad host: — Follow, gentle- men, follow. aten. O, sweet Anne Page I [Exeunt Siiii.., Slev., Pake, and Host. Caius. Ha ! do I perceive dat ! have you raake-a de sot of us ! ha, ha ! Eva. This is well ; he has made us his vlouting- stog. — I desire you, that we may be friends; and let "us knog our prains together, to be revenge on this same scall, scurvy, cogging companion, the host of ihe Garter. Caius. By gar, vit all my heart: he promise to bring me vere is Aime Page; by gar, he deceive me too. Eva. Well, I will smite his noddles : — Pray you, follow. [Exeunt. SCENE II.— Tfie Street in Windsor. Enter Mistress Page and Robin. I\Irs. Page. Nay, keep your way, little gallant ; you were wont to be a loUower, but now you are a leader: Whether had you rather, lead mine eyes, or eye your mx-^ter's heels ! Rob. 1 had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man, than follow him like a dwarf. Mrs. Page. O you are a Ilattermg boy; now, I see, you'll be a courtier. Enter Fonn. Ford. Well met, mistress Page: Whither go you ! Mrs. Page. Truly, sir, to see your wife : Is she at home'! Ford. Ay; and as idle as she may hang togeth- fr, for want of company; 1 think if your husbands were dead, you two would marry. Mrs. Page. Be sure of that, — two other hus- bands. Ford. Where had you this pretty weather-cock ] Mrs. Page. I cann'ot tell what the dickens his name is my liusband had him of; What do you rail your knights name, sirrah ! Hob. Sir John Falstall'. Ford. Sir John Falstafl"! Mrs. Page. He, he: 1 can never hit on's name. There is such a league between my Kood man and he ! — is your wife at home, indeed ! Ford. Indeed, she is. Mrs. Page. By your leave, sir; — I am sick, till I see her. [Exeunt Mrs. Pace and Robis. Ford. Has Page any brains! hath he any eyes! hath he any thinking! Sure they sleep; he hath no use of tliem. Why, this boy will carry a letter twenty miles, as easy as a cannon will shoot point- blank twelve sco.e. He pieces-out his wife's in- clination ; he gives her folly motion, and advantage : and now she's going to my wife, and Falstall s boy with her. A man may hear this shower sing in the wind! — and Falstaff's boy with her! — Good plots ! — they are laid ; and our revolted wives share damnation together. Well; 1 will take him, then torture my wife, pluck the borrowed veil of mo- desty from the so seeming mistress Page, divulge Page himself for a secure and wilful Actaeon ; and to these violent proceedings all my neighbors shall cry aim.i [Clocli strilies.] The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me search ; there 1 shall tind Falstatf: I shall be rather praised for this than mocked; for it is as positive as the earth is lirm, that Falstair is there : 1 wJl go. Enter Page, Shallow, Slendeb, Host, Sir Hugh Evans, Caius, and Rugbi. S/ifil., Page, &c. Well met, master Ford. Foril. Trust me, a good knot: I have good cheer at home; and I pray you, all go with me. Sliat. I must excuse myself, master Ford. Sten. And so must I, sir; we have appointed to dine with mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for more money than I'll speak of. S/tat. We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have our answer. Slen. I hope 1 have your good-will, father Page. Page. V on have, master Slender; 1 stand whol- ly for you : — but my wife, master doctor, is for you altogether. Cuius. Ay, by gar; and de maid is love-a-me; my nursh-a Quickly tell me so mush. Host. What say you to young master Fenton! he capers, he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks holyday ;» he smells April and May ; he will carry't, he wdl carry't ; Tis in his buttons; he will carry't. Page. Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is of no having: he kept company with the wild Prince and Poms; he is of too high a region, he knows too much. No, he shall not knit a Knot in his fortunes with the linger of my sub- stance: if he take her, let him take her simply; the wealth 1 have, waits on my consent, and my con- sent goes not that way. Ford. I beseech you, heartily, some of you go home with me to dinner: besides jour cheer, you shall have sport ; I will show you a monster. Master doctor, vou shall go; — so shall you, mas- ter Page; — ana you, sir Hugh. Slial. WeB, fare you well: — we shall have the freer wooing at master Page's. [Exeunt Shallow and SLKxitER. Caius. Co home, John Rugby; 1 come anon. [Exit_ itUGBT. Ho.st. Farewell, my hearts : I will to my honest knight Falstall, and drink canary with hmi. [Exit Host Ford. [Aside.] I think, I shall drink in iiipe-wine first with him; I'll make hiin dance. Will you go, gentles ! All. Have with you, to see this monster. [Exeuni SCENE III.— A Room in Ford's House. Enter Mrs. Foiin and Mrs. Page. Mrs. Ford. What, John! what, Robert ! Mrs Page. Quickly, quickly : Is the buck-bas- ket — Mrs. Ford. I warrant: — What, Robin, I say. Enter Servants with a basliet. Mrs. Page. Come, come, eome. 1 gLull c-ucourage. a Out of the common style. Scene III. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 53 Mrs. Ford. Here, set it down. Mrs. Page. Give your men the charge ; we must be brief. Mrs. Ford. Marry, as I told you before, John and Robert, be ready here hard by in the brew- house ; and when I suddenly call you, come forth, and (without any pause, or stags^cnng) take this basket on your shoulders: that done, trudge with it in all haste, and carry it among the whitsters in Datchet-niead, and there empty it in the muddy ditch, close by the Thames' side. Mrs. Page. You will do if! Mrs. Furd. I have told them over and over; they I.ick no direction: Begone, and come when you are called. [Exeunt Servants. Mrs. Page. Here comes little Robin. Enter Robin. Mrs. Ford. How now, my eyas-mnsket1» what news with youT Rob. My master, sir John, is come in at your back-door, mistress Vord ; and requests your com- pany. Mrs. Page. You little Jack-a-Ient,« have you been true to us? Rub. Ay, I'll be sworn: My master knows not of your being here; and hath threatened to put me into everlasting liberty, if 1 tell you of it; for, he swears, heli turn me away. Mrs. Page. Tliourt a good boy; this secrecy of thine shall be a tailor to thee, and shall make thee a new doublet and ho.se. — III go hide me. Mrs. Fiird- Do so: — Go tell thy master, I am alone. Mistress Page, remember you your cue. [Exit Rob IX. Mrs. Page. I warrant thee; if I do not act it, hiss me. VFxit Mrs. Pace. Mrs. Ford. Go to then; we'll use this unwhole- some humidity, this gross watery pumpion; we'll teacli him to know turtles from jays. Enter Falstaff. Fat. Have I cauglit thee, mij lieavenly Jeivel .' Why, now let me die, for I have lived long enough: this is the period of my ambition : tins blessed hour ! Mrs. Ford. O sweet Sir Jolin ! Ful. Mistress Ford, I cannot cog. I cannot prate, mistress Ford. Now shall 1 sin in my wish: I would thy husband were dead; I'll speak it before the best lord, I would make thee my lady. Mrs. Ford. I your lady, sir John ! alas, I should be a pitiful lady. Fat. Let the court of France show me such an- other: I see how thine eye would emulate the dia- mond : Thou hristllie ri:.'lil arched bent of the brow, that becomes tin- >hip-lire. the tirc-valiant, or any lire of Venetian aiiniittiince. Mrs. Ford. A plain kerchief, sir John : my brows become nothing else ; nor that well neither. Fat. Thou art a traitor to say so : thou wouldst make an absolute courtier: and the firm fixture of thy foot would give an excellent motion to thy gait, in a semi-circled farthingale. I see what thou wert, if fortune thy foe were not ; nature is thy friend: Come, thou canst not hide it. Mrs. Ford. Believe me, there's no such thing in Fat. What made me love thee 1 let that persuade thee, there's something extraordinary in thee. — Come, I cannot cog, and say, thou art this and that, like a many of these lisping haw-thorn buds, that come like women in mens apparel, and smell like Bucklers-bury» in simple-time; I cannot: but I love thee; none but thee; and thou deservest it Mrs. Ford. Do not betray roe, sir ; I fear, you love mistress Page. Fat. Thou mightest as well say, I love to walk by the Counter-gate ; wliich is as hateful to me as tlie reek of a lime-kiln. Mrs. Ford. Well heaven knows, how I love you ; and you shall one day find it. Fat. Keep in that mind ; I'll deserve it. Mrs. Ford. Nay, I must tell you, so you do; or else I could not be in tliat mind. Rob. [ivitliin.] Mistress Ford, mistress Ford! » A yountr small bawlt. 4 A puppet thrown at in Lent, like ahrove-cocks. '■Formerly chictly inhabited by druggists. here's mistress Page at the door, sweating, and blowing, and looking wildly, and would needs speak with you presently. Fal. She shall not see me; I will ensconce" me behind the arras. Mrs- Ford. Pray you, do so; she's a very tattling wouian. — [Falstaff hides hintselj. Enter l\[rs. Pace and Robin. What's the matter! how now! Mrs. Page. O mistress Ford, what have you done! You're shdmed, you are overthrown, you are undone for ever. Mrs. Furd. What's the matter, good mistress Page! Mrs. Page. well-a-day, mistress Ford ! having an honest man to your husband, to give him such cause of suspicion ! Mrs. Ford. What cause of suspicion T Mrs. Page- What cause of suspicion! — Out upon you !"how am I mistook in you ! Mrs. Ford. Why, alas ! what's the matter! Mrs. Page. Your husband s coming hither, wo- man, with all the ollicers in Windsor, to search for a gentleman, that, he says, is here, now in the house, by your consent, to take an ill advantage of his absence : you are undone- Mrs. Ford. Speak louder. iA.nde.] — 'Tis not so, I hope- Mrs. Page. Pray heaven it be not so, that you have such a man here; but 'tis most certain jour jiu.sband s coining with half Windsor at his lieels, to search for such a one. 1 come before to tell you : If you know yourself clear, why 1 am glad of it: but if you have a friend here, convey, convey him out Be not amazed : call all your senses to you : defend your reputation, or bid farewell to your good life lor ever. Mrs Ford. What shall I do'! — There is a gen- .tlcman, my dear friend : and I fear not mine own shame, so much as his peril: 1 had rather than a thousand pound, he were out of the house. Mrs. Page. For shame, never stand you had rather, and you hud rattier; your husband's here at hand, bethink you of some comeyance : in the house you cannot hide liim. — 0, how have you deceived me ! — Look, here is a basket : if he be of any reasonable stature, he may creep in here; anil throw foul linen upon him, as if it were going to bucking : Vr, it is whiting-time,' send liiin by your two men to Datchet-mead. Mrx. Ford. He's too big to go in there: What shall 1 do ! Re-enter Falstaff. Fat. Let me sect I letmesee't! let me see't! I'll in, III in; — follow your friend's counsel; — 111 in. Mrs. Page. What! sir John Falstafl"! Are these your letters, knight! Fat. 1 love thee, and none but thee ; help mo away: let me creep in here; I'll never — [He goes into the bast:-d. I cannot find him: may be the knave bnigi,^ed of that he could not compass. Mrs. Page. Heard you that f Mrs. Ford. Ay, ay. peace: — you use me well, master Ford, do you ! Ford. Ay, I do so- Mrs. Ford. Heaven make you better than your thoughts! Ford. Amen. Mrs. Page. You do yourself mighty wrong, master Ford. Fo'd. Ay, ay; I must bear it. Eva. If there be anypody in tlie house, and in the chambers, and in tne colfers, and in the presses, lieaven forgive my sins at the day of judgment! Caius. By, gar, nor I loo; dere is no bodies. Page. Fie, fie, master Ford ! are you not ashamed"? ■\Vhat spirit, what devil suggests this imagination 1 I would not have your distemper in this kind, for the wealth of Windsor Castle. Ford, 'Tis my fault, master Page: I suffer for it. Eva. You suffer for a pad conscience ; your wife is as honest a 'omans, as I will desires among five thousand, and five hundred too. (Uiitis. Ry gar, I see 'tis an honest woman. Ford. Well ; — I promised you a dinner: — Come, come, walk in the park : 1 pray you, pardon me; I will hereafter make knov^n to you. why I have done this. Come, wife; — come mistress I'age : I pray you pardon me; pray heartily, par- don me. Page. Let's go in, gentlemen; but trust me. we'll mock him. I do invite you to-morrow morning to my house to breakfast; after, we'll a birding to- gether; I have a fine hawk for the busli : Shall it be so ] Ford. Any thing. Eva. If there is one, I shall make two in the company, Caius. If there be one or two, 1 sliall make-a de tird. Eva. In your teetli : for shame. Ford. Pray you go, master Page. Eva. I pray you now, remembrance to-morrow on the lousy knave, mine host. Caius. Dat is good ; by gar, vit all my heart. » Uubag the fox. Eva. A lousy knave; to have his gibes and big mockeries. [ExeunU SCENE IV.— ^ Uoom in Page's House, Enter Fenton a7id Mistress Anne Page, Fenf. I see, I cannot get thy father's love: Therefore, no more turn me to him, sweet Nan. Anne. Alas! how then 1 Fenf. Why, thou must be tbysclf. He doth object, I am too great of birth ; And that, my state being gall'd with my expense, I seek to heal it only by his wealth : Besides tliese, other bars he lays before me, My riots past, my wild societies; And tells me, 'tis a thing impossible I should love thee, but as a property. Anne. May be, he tells you true. Fenf. No. heaven so .speed me in my t>me to come ! Albeit, I will confess, thy father's wealth Was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne: Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value Than stamps in gold, or sums in sealed bags; And 'tis the very riches of thyself That now I aim at. Annp. Gentle master Fcnton, Yet seek my father's love: still seek it, sir: If oi)portunity and humblest suit Cannot attain it, why then — Hark you hither. [They converse apart- Enter Shallow, Slendeti, and Mrs. Quicklt. Sfinf. Break their talk, Mrs. Quickly ; my kins- man shall speak for himself. Stcn. I'll make a shaft or a bolt on't:' slid, 'tis but venturing. Shal. lie not dismay'd. S/en. No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that, — but that 1 am afeard. Quick. Hark ye; master Slender would speak a word with you. Anne. I come to him. — This is my father's choice. O, what a world of vile ill-fovor'd faults Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year! [ Aside. Quicks And how does good master Fenton! Pray you, a word with you. Shal. She's coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a father. S!en. I had a fatlier, mistress Anne ; — my uncle can tell you good jests of him : — Pray you, uncle, tell mistress Anne the jest, how my father stole two geese out of a pen, good uncle. Shal. Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you. Sim. Ay, that I do ; as well as I love any woman in Gloucestershire, Shal. He will maintain you like a gentlewoman. Slen. Ay, that I will, come cut and long-tail, un- der the decree of a 'squire. Shal. He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure. Anne. Good master Shallow, let him woo for himself. Shal. Marry, I tliank you for it; I thank you for that good comfort. She calls you, coz: I'll leave you, Anne. Now, master Slender. Slen. Now, sood mistress Anne. Anne. What is your will I Slen. My will! od's heartlings. that's a pretty jest indeed! I ne'er made my will yet, I thank heaven; I am not such a siclvly creature, I give heaven praise. Anne. I mean, master Slender, what would you with me 7 Slen. Truly, for mine own part, I wouW little or nothing with you : Your father, and my uncle, have made motions: if it be my luck, so: if not, happy man be his dole!^ They can tell you how things go, better than I can: You may ask your father; here he comes. Enter P\nF., and Mistress PAnr.. Page. Now, master Slender; — Love him, daugTi- ter Anne. — ■» \ proTi^rb — a shaft was a long arrow, ami a bolt a thick short cue. ■ Lot. ScEJfE V. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 55 Why, how now! what docs master Fenton here"! You wroiij nie, sir, thus still to haunt my house: I told you, sir, my daughter is disposd oJ'. Feat. Nay, master Page, be not impatient. Mrs. Puge. Good master Fenton, coine not to my child. Page. IShe is no match for you. Fent. Sir, will you hear me ! Page. No, 2:ood master Fenton. Come, master Shallow ; come, son Slender; in : — Knowing my mnid, you wrong me, master Fenton. yExeuiU Pagk, Suallow, and Stusumi. Quick. Speak to mistress Fage. Fent. Good mistress Page, lor that I love your daughter In such a righteous fashion as I do, Perforce, against all checks, rehukes, and manners, 1 must advance the colors of my love. And ni* retire : Let me have your good will. Anne. Good mother, do not marry me to yond' fool. • Mrs. Pa.s^e. I mean it not ; I seek you a better hus'iand. Quick. I'hat's my master, master doctor. Anne. Alas, I had rather be set quick i' the earth, And bowl'd to death with turnijis. Mrs. Page. Come, trouble not yourself: Good master Fenton, I will not be your friend, nor enemy : . My daughter will 1 question how slie loves you. And as I find her, so am I all'ected; 'Till then; farewell, sir: — She must needs go in ; Her fatiier will be angry. [Exeunt Mrs. Page and Axxe. Fent. Farewell, gentle mistress; farewell, Nan. Qiiicfc. This 13 my doing now; — Nay, said I, will you cast away your child on a fool, and a physician ! Look on master Fenton : — this is my doing. Fent. I thank thee ; and I pray thee, once to- night Give my sweet Nan this ring : There's for thy pams. [Exit. Quick. Now heaven send thee good fortune ! A kind heart he hath : a woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart, hut yet, 1 would my master had mistress Anne: or 1 would master Slender had her; or, in sooth, 1 would mas- ter Fenton had her: 1 will do what 1 can for them all three ; for so 1 have promised, and I'll be as good as my word ; but speciously for master Fen- ton. Well, 1 must of another errand to sir John FalstalF from my two mistresses: What a beast am 1 to slack* it. SCENE V. — A Roum in the Garter Inn. 7i'«to' Falstaff and Baiiiiolpu. Fal. Bardolph, 1 say, — Bar. Here, sir. Fat. Go fetch me a quart of sack; put a toast in't. [Exit liAim.) Have 1 lived to be carried in a basket, lilie a barrow of butcher's otfal ! and to be thrown into the Thames? Well; if I be served such another trick, I'll have my brains taen out, and buttered, and give them to a dog for a new year's gift. The rogues slighted me into the river with as nttle remorse as they woulil,have drowned a bitch's blind puppies, tiaeen i' the litter: and you may know by my size, that 1 have a kind of alacri- ty in sinking ; if the bottom were as deep as hell, 1 should down. 1 had been drowned, hut that the shore was sheivy and shallow : a death that I ab- hor; for the water swells a m in ; and what a lliing should I have been, when 1 hid been swelled ! 1 should have been a mountain of mummy. Re-enter BAnnoi.pii, tuilli the wine. Bar. Here's mistress Quickly, sir, to speak with you. Fal. Come, let me pour in some sack to the Thames water; for my belly's as cold, as if I had swallowed snow-balls for pills to cool the reins. — Call her in. Bar. Come in, woman. Enter Mrs. Quicklt. Quick. By your leave; I cry you mercy: Give your worship good-morrow. 4 Specially. ' Neglect. Fat. Take away these chalices. Go brew me a pottle of sack liiiely. Bar. With eggs, sir? Fal. Simple of itself; I'll no pullet^pcrm in my brewage. — [Exit Baiuiolph.J — How now '. Quick. Marry, sir, 1 come to your worship from mistress Ford. Fal. Mistress Ford! I have had ford enough : 1 was thrown into the ford: 1 have my belly full of ford. Quick. Alas the day; good heart, that was not her fault; she does so take on with her men ; they mistook their erection. Fal. So did I mine, to build upon a foolish wo- man's promise. Quick- Well, she laments, sir, for it, that it would yearn your heart to see ft. Her husband goes this morning a birding; she desires you once more to come to her between eight and nine : I must carry her word quickly ; she'll make you amends, I war- rant you. Fal. Well, I will visit her: Tell her so; and bid her tliinli, what a man is: let her consider his frail- ty, and then judge of my merit. Quick. I will iell her. Fal. Do so. Between nine and ten, say'st thou 1 Quick. F.ight and nine, sir. Fat. Well, begone : I will not miss her- Quick- Peace be with you, sir. [Exit. Fal. 1 marvel,! hear not of master Brook; he sent me word to stay within : I like his money well. O, here he comes. Enter Fonn. Ford. Bless you, sir! Fal. Now, master Brook! you come to know what halh passed between me and Ford's wife i Fijril. That, indeed, sir John, is my busine.-«. Fal. MasUT Srook, 1 will not lie to you ; 1 was at her house the hour she appointed me. Ftiril. And how sped you, sir ! Fal. Very ill-favoredly, master Brook. Furd. How so, sir! Did she change her deter- mination ( Fal. No, master Brook ; but the peaking coriuito, her husband, master Brook, dwelling in a continual 'larum of jealousy, comes me in the instant of our encounter, alter we had embraced, kissed, pro- tested, and, as it were, spoke the prologue of our comedy ; and at his heels a rabble of his compan- ions, thither provoked and instigated by his distem- per, and, forsooth, to search his house Idr his wile's love- Fnrd. What, while you were there 7 Fat. While 1 was there. Furd. And did he search for you, and could not find you ! Fat. You shall hear. As good luck would have it, comes in one mistress Page; gives intelligence of Ford's approach ; and, by her invention, and Ford's wife's distraction, they conveyed me into a buck-basket ! Furd. A buck-basket I Fal. By the Lord, a buck-basket: rammed me in with foul shirts and smocks, socks, foul stockings, and greasy napkins; that, master Brook, there was the rankest eompound of viUanous smell, that ever oll'eiided nostril. Furd. .Viid how long lay you there? Fal. Nay. you shall hear, master Brook, what T have sullcred to bring this woman to evil for your good, lieing thus crammed in the basket, a couplo of Ford s knaves, his hinds, were called forth by their mistress to carry me in the name of foul clothes to Datchct-lane: they took me on their shoulders; met the jealous knave their master in the door; who asked them once or twice what tliey had in their basket; 1 quaked for fear, lest the lunatic knave would have searched it; but F'ate, ordaining he should be a cuckold, held his hand. Well ; on went he for a search, and away went I for foul dollies. But mark the sequal, master Brook: I suH'ercd the pangs of three several deaths: first, an iiitnlcrable I'right, to be detected with a jealous rotten-bell-wcllier: next, to be compassed like a good billu),' in the circumference of a peck, hilt to point, heel to head: and then, to be stopped in, e Dilboa, where the best blades are made. 53 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act IV. liUc a strong distillation, with stinking clothes that fretted in their own grease: think of that, — a man oC my kidney, think of that; that am as subject to heat as bulttg; a man of continual dissolution and thaw; it was a miracle to "scape suHbcation. And in the height of this bath, when I was more than half stewed in grease, like a Dutch dish, to be thrown into the Ihamcs, and cooled, glowing hot, in that surge, like a horse-shoe; think of tiiat; — hissing hot. — tinnk of that, master Brook. Ford. }n good sadness, sir, I am sorry that for my sake you have sullered all this. My suit then is desiderate; you'll undertake her no more. FuL Master lirook, I will be thrown into ^tna, as 1 fiave been into Thames, ere 1 will leave her thus. Her husband is this morning gone a birding: 1 have received from her another embassy of meet- ing^; 'twixt eight and nine is the hour, master Brook. Ford. ' ris past eight already, sir. FuL Is it ! 1 will then address me to my appoint- ment. Come to me at your convenient leisure, and you shall know how ! speed; and the conclusion sliall be crowned with your enjoying her: Adieu. Vou shall liave her, master Brook: master Brook, you shall cuckold Ford. [Exit, Ford. Hum! ha! is this a vision .' is this a dream'.' do I sleep? Master Ford, awake; awake, master J-'ord ; there's a hole made in your best coat, master Ford. This -tis to be married ! tliis 'tis to have lin- en and buck-baskets! — Well, I will proclaim my- self what 1 am : I will now take the lccJier;he is at my house : he cannot 'scape me ; 'tis impossible he should; he cannot creep into a halfpenny purse, nor into a pepper-box: but, lest thedevii that guides him should aid him, I will search impossible places. Though what I am I cannot avoid, yet to be what I would not, shall not make me tame : if I have horns to make one mad, let the proverb go with me, 1 'II be horn mad. . [Exit, ACT IV. SCENE I.— The Street. Enter Mrs. Pace, Mrs. Quickly, and William. Mrs. Page. Is he at master Ford's already, tliiMk'st thou? Q'iielc. Sure he is by this; or will be presently: but truly, he is very courageous^ mad, about his throwing into the water. JSIistress Ford desires you to oome suddenly. Mrs. Page. 1 11 be will) her by and by ; I'll but bring my young man here to school ; look, where his master comes: 'tis a playing-day, I see. Enter Sir Hugh Evans. How now, sir Hugh ! no school to-day 7 Era. No; master Slender is let the boys leave to pl.iv. Qnick. Blessing of his heart! Mrs. Page. Sir Hugh, my husband says, my son profits nothing in the world at his book; 1 pray you, ask lum some questions in his accidence. Em. Come hither, William; hold up your head; conic. Mrs- Page. Come on, sirrah ; hold up your head; answer your master, be not afraid. Era. William, how many numbers is in nouns? TV ill. Two. Quick. Truly, I thought there had been one num- ber more ; because they say, od's nouns. Era. Peace your tattliiigs. What is fair, Wil- liam. IVilt. Pulcher. Quick. Poulcats! there are fairer things than poulcuts, sure. Eva. You are a very simplicity 'oman : I pray you, peace. What is /u/iis, William? ]VilL A stone. Era. And what is a stone, William? Will. A pebble. Era. No, It is lapis; I pray you remember m your prain. Will. Lapis. Era. That is good William. What is he, Wil- liam, that does lend articles? IVilt. Articles are borrowed of llie pronoun; and be thus declined, Singutariter, nominativo, hie, hax, hoc. . . , , , Eva. Nominativo, hig, hag, hng ,- pray you, mark : gr/titii'o, hujus: Well, what is your accusative case ? Will. Acciisatiro, hine. Era. 1 pray you, have jour remembrance, child : Acciisatiro, hing, hang, hog. Quidc. Hang hog is Latin for bacon, I warrant you. Era. Leave vonr prabbles, 'oman. What is the focotive case, vViUiam? Wilt. 0—V(icatiro, O. Era. Remember, William;/fica/a'e is caret- Quick. And that's a good root. Eva. 'Oman, lorbcar. Mrs. Page. Peace. 1 0utrageous. Ei'a. What is your genitive case, plural, Wil- liam ? IVilt. Genitive case ? Era. Ay. Will. Cenilivo — horum, harum, li/irum. Quick. 'Vengeance of J/ ?i77j/'5 case ! fie on her! — never name her, child, if she be a whore. Era. For shame, "oman. Quick. You do ill to teach the child such words: he leaches him to hick and to hack, which they'll do fast enough of tliemselves ; and to call horum : — fie upon you ! Era. 'Oman, art thou lunatics? hast thou no understandings for thy cases, and the numbers of the genders >. Thou art as foolish Christian creatures as I would desires. Mrs. Page. Pr'ythee, hold thy peace. Era. Show me now, William, some declensions of your pronouns. IVtll. Forsooth, I have forgot. Era. It is ki, km, cod; if you forget your kies, your Icies, and your cods, you must be preechcs.' Go your ways, and play, go. Jl/rs. Page. H e is a better scholar than I thought he was. Eva. He is a good sprag' memory. Farewell, mistress Page. Mrs. Page. Adieu, good sir Hugh. [Exit Sir Hugh.] Get you home, boy. — Cou.'e; we stay too long. [Exeunt. SCENE 11. — A Room in Ford's House. Enter Falstaff and Mrs. FonD. Fat. Mistress Ford, your sorrow hath eaten up my sufferance: I see you are obsequious in your love, and I profess requital to a hair s breadth : not only, mistress Ford, in the simple ortice of love, but in all the accoutrciiicnt. complement, and ceremony of it. But arc you sure of your husband now? Mrs. Ford. He s a hirding, sweet sir John. Rlrs. Page. [11' it hin.] What hoa! gossip Ford! what hoa ! Mrs. Ford. Step into the chamber, sir John. [Exit Falstatf. Enter Mrs. Page. Mrs. Page. How now, sweetheart? who's at home besides yourself! Mrs. Ford. Why, none but mine own people. Mrs. Page. Indeed ? Mrs. Fori. No, certainly ; — speak louder | ,4s-i'Je. Mrs. Page. Truly,! amsogladyouhave nobody here. Mrs. Ford. Why? . . Mrs. Page. Why, woman, your husband is in his old lunesi again : he so takes on yonder with my husband; so rails against all married mankind; so curses all Eve's daughlers, of what complexion so- ever; and so buffets himself on the forehead, crying Peer out, peer out! that any madness 1 ever yet beheltl seemed but tameness, civility, and patience, • Bruochcd, i. c. flnggcd. 'Apttoloara. ■.'Uadfits. SCEKE II. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 57 to this his distemper he is in now : I am glad tlie fat knisht is not here. Mrs. Ford. Wliy. does he talk of him '! Mrs. Page. (1f none but him ; and swears, he was carried out, the last time he searched for him, in a basket: protests to my husband he is now here: and hath drawn him and the rest of their company from their sport, to make another experiment of his suspicion : but I am slad the knight is not here : now he shall see his own foolery. Mrs. Ford. How near is he, mistress Page 1 Mrs. Page. Hard by; at street end; he will be here anon. Mrs. Furd. I am undone ! — the knight is here. Mrs. Pnge. Why, then you are utterly shamed, and he's but a dead man. What a woman are youl — Away with him, away with him; belter shame than murder. Mrs. F(ird. Which way should he go 7 how should 1 bestow him ! Shall I put him into the bas- ket again ] Re-enter Falstaff. Fal. No, I'll come no more i' the basket : May I not go out ere he come ! Mrs. Pnf^e. Alas, three of master Ford's brothers watch the door with pistols, that none shall issue out; otherwise you might slip away ere he came. But what make ynu here 1 Flit. What shall I do T — I'll creep up into the chimney. Mrs. Ford. Tliere they always u.^e to discharge their birding pieces : creep into the kiln-liole. Fal. Where is it ! Tlfr.s. Ford. He will seek there on my word. Neither press, coffer, chest, trunk, well, vault, but he hath an abstract for tlie remembrance of such places, and goes to them by his note • There is no niding you in the house. Fal. I'll no out then. Mrs. Page. Ifyougooutin yourown semblance, you die, sir John. Unless you go out disguised, — Mrs. Ford. How might we disguise him 1 Mrs. Page. Alas the day, I know not. There is no woman's gown big enough for him; other- wise, he might put on a hat, a mufller, and a ker- chief, and so escape. Fal. Good hearts, devise something: any extre- mity rather than a mischief. Mrs. Ford. My maid's aunt, the fat woman of Brentford, has a gown above. Mrs. Page. On my word, it will serve him ; she's as big as he is: and there's her thrum'd hat and her inunier too: Run up. sir Jolm. Mrs. Ford. Go, go. sweet sir John: mistress Page and I will look some linen for your head. Itfrs. Page. Quick, quick; well come dress you straight: pviton the sown the while. [Exit Fal. Mrs. Ford. I would my husband would meet him in this shape : he cannot abide tlie old woman of Brentford ; he swears she's a witch : forbade her my house, and hath threatened to heat her. Mrs. Faae. Heaven guide him to thy husband's cudgel; and the devil guide his cudgel afterwards! Mrs. Ford. But is my husband coming? Mrs. Page. Ay, in good sadness is he; and talks of the basket too, howsoever he hath had intelli- gence. Mrs Ford. We'll try that; for I'll appoint my men to carry the basket again, to meet nim at the do5r with it, as they did last time. Mr.^. Page. Nay. but he'll be here presently; let's go dress him 'like the witch of Brentford. Hfrr. Ford. I'll first direct my men, what they shall do with the basket. Go up, I'll bring linen for him straight. [E.vU. l\[rs. Page'. Hang him, dishonest varlet ! we can- not misuse him enough. We'll leave a proof, by that which we will do, Wives may be merry, and yet honest too. We do not act, that 'often iest and laugh, 'Tis old but true. Still swine eat all tlie drnjf. [Exit. Re-enter Mrs. Fonn, with, two servants. Iilrs. Ford. Go, sirs, take the bxsket again on your shoulders ; your master is hard at door; if he bid you set it down, obey him: quickly, dispatch. \Exit 1 Serv. Come, come, take it up. 2 Serv. Pray heaven, it be not full of the knight again. 1 Serv. I hope not : I had as lief bear so much lead. Enter Fonn, Paoe, Shallow, Cahjs, and Sir HCGH Evans. Ford. Ay, but if it prove true, master Page, have you any way then to unfool me again ! — Set down the basket, villain: — S-omebody call my wife:- ■you, youth in a basket, come out here! — (), you' panderly rascals ! there's a knot, a gansr, a pack, a conspiracy against me: Now shall the devil be shamed. What! wile, I say! come, come forth; behold what honest clotlies j ou send forth to bleach- "Page. Why, this passes ! Master Ford, you are not to go loose any longer; you must be pinioned. Eva. ' Why, this is lunatics ! this is mad as a mad dog! Slial. Indeed, master Ford, this is not well ; m- deed. Enter Mrs. Ford. Ford. So say I too, sir. — Come hither, mistress Ford ; mistress Ford, the honest woman, the modest wife, the virtuous creature, that hath the jealous fool to her husband ! — I suspect without cause, mistress, do I ! Mrs. Ford. Heaven be my witness, you do, if you suspect me in any dishonesty. Ford. Weil said, brazen-face ; hold it out. Come forth, sirrah. [Pull.s tlie clotlies out of the basket. Page. This passes! Mrs. Ford. Are you not ashamed 1 let the clothes alone. Ford. I shall find you anon. Eva. 'Tis unreasonable ! Will you take up your wife's clothes] Come away. Ford. Empty the basket, I say. Hrrs. Ford. Why, man, why, — Ford. Master Page, as I am a man, there was one conveyed out of my house yesterday in this basket: Why may not he be there again ! In my house I am sure he is : my intelligence is true ; my jealousy is reasonable : Pluck me out all the linen. Mrs.'Ford. If you find a man there, he shall die a flea's death. Page. Here's no man. Shal. By my fidelity, this is not well, master Ford ; this wrongs you. Era. Ma-ster Ford, you must pray, and not fol- low the imaginations of your own heart: this is jealousies. , , , Ford. Well, he's not here I seek for. Puge. No. nor no where else, but in your brain. Ford. Help to search my house this one time : if I find not what I seeli, show no color for my extre- mity, let me forever be your table-sport ; let them say of me. As jealous as Ford, that searched a hol- low walnut for his wife's leinan.' Satisfy me once more; once more searcli with me. Mrs. Ford. What hoa, mistress Page ! come you, and the old woman down: my husband will come into the chamber. . .v . , Ford Old vvomiin ! What old woman s that ! Mrs. Ford. Why, it is my maid's aunt of Brentford. ,j . , Ford. A witch, a quean, an old cozening quean ! Have I not forbid her my house"! She comes of errands does she'! We are simple men ; we do not know what's brought to pass under the protession of fortune-telling. She works by charms, by spells, by the figure, and such daubery as tins is, beyond oiir element: we know nothing. Comedown, you witch, you hag, you ; come down, 1 say. l\lrs. Ford. Nay, good, sweet husband; — good gentlemen, let him not strike the old woman. E'lter FiLsTAFF in woman's clothes, led by Mrs. Page. Mrs. Page. Come, mother Pratt, come, give me your band. Ford. I'll prat her: out of my door, you witch! [beats him.\ you rag, you baggage, you a Lover. 58 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act IV. role-rat, you ronyon !' out ! out! I'll conjure you, ']1 rortune-tel! you. [Kxii Fal. Mrs. Page, Are you not ashamed T I think you have kill'd the poor woman. Mrs. Ford. Nay, he will do it: — 'Tis a goodly credit for you. Ford. Hang her, witch! Era. By yea and no, T think, the 'oman is a ■witch indeed: I like not when a 'onian iias a great peard ; I spy a sreat peard under her mulller. Ford. Will you follow, gentlemen 1 I beseech you, follow; see but the issue of my jealousy: if I cry out thus upon no trail,* never trust me when I Open again. Page. Lets obey hishumor a liltle further: Come, gentlemen. [Exeunt Pare, Foup, Siiai.tow, and Fvaxs. •Mrs. Page. Trust me, he beat Iiim most pitifully. Mrs. Ford. Nay, by the mass, that he did not; he beat him most unpitifully, methoughl. Mrs. Pagp. Ill have the cudgel hallowed, and hung o'er the altar; it hath done meritorious ser- vice. Mrs. Ford, What think you 1 May we, with the warrant of womanhood, and the witness of a good conscience, pursue him with any further revenge ! Mrs. Page. The spirit of wantonness is, sure, scared out of him; if the devil have him not in fee- simple, with tine and recovery, he will never, I think, in the way of waste, attempt us again. Mrs. Ford. Shall we tell our husbands how we have served himT Mrs. Page. Yes, by all means; if it be but to scrape the tigures out of your husband'sbrains. If they can find in their hearts, the poor unvirtuous fat knight shall be any further afflicted, we two will stilt be the ministers. Mrs. Ford. Fll warrant, they'll have him pub- licly shamed: and methinks, there would be no period to the jest, should he not be publicly shamed. Mrs. Page. Come, to the forge with it then, shape it : I would not have things cool. [ExeunL SCENE III. — ,4 Rootn in the Garter Inn. Enter Host and Baudolph. Bar. Sir, the Germans desire to have three of your horses: the duke himself will be to-morrow at court, and they are going to meet him. Host. What duke should that be, comes so secretly? I hear not of him in the court: Let me speak with the gentlemen; they speak EngHsh f Bar. Ay, sir ; I'll call them to you. Host. They shall have my horses; but I'll make ' them jiay, I'll sauce them : they have had my houses a week at command; I have turned away my other guests: they must come olf; I'll sauce them : Come. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. — ^ Room in Ford's House. Enter Page, Ford, Mrs, Page, il/rs. Fonn, and Sir Hugh Evans. Eva. 'Tis one of the pest discretions of a 'oman as ever I did look upon. Page. And did he send you both these letters at an instant? Mrs. Page, Within a quarter of an honr. Ford. Pardon me, wife: Henceforth do what thou wilt; I rather will suspect the sun with cold. Than thee with wantonness : now doth thy honor stand, In him that was of late an heretic, As firm as faith. Pug^. 'Tis well, 'tis well; no more. lie not as Extreme in submission, As in oftence; But let our plot go forward : let our wives Yet once again, to make us public sport, Appoint a meeting with this old fat fellow, Where we may take him and disgrace him for it. Ford. There is no better way than that they spoke of. Page. How! to send him word they'll meet liim in the park at midnight ! fie. lie ! hell never come. Eva. You say, he has been thrown in the rivers* 3 Scab. « Scent. and has been grievously peaten, as an old 'oman; methinks. tliere should be terrors in him. that lie should not come, methinks his flesh is punished, he shall have no desires. Page. So think 1 too. Mrs. Ford. Devise but how you'll use him when he comes, And let us two devise to bring him thither. Mrs. Page. There is an old tale goes, that Heme the hunter. Sometime a keeper here in Windsor forest, Doth all the winter time, at still midnight. Walk round about an oak, with great ragg'd horns* And there he binsts the tree, and takes* the cattle; And makes milch-kine yield blood, and shakes a chain In a most hideous and dreadful manner; You have heard of such a spirit, and well you know, The superstitious idle-headed eld® Received, and did deliver to our age. This tale of Heme the hunter for a truth. Page. Why, yet there want not many, that do fear In deep of night to walk by this Heme's oak: But what of this! Mrs. Ford. Many, this is our device ; That FalstatTat that oak shall meet with us, Disguis'd like Heme, witii hui;e horns on his head. Page. Well, let it not be doubted but he'il come, And in this shape: When you have brought him thither. What shall be done with him ? what is your plot ] Mrs. Page. That likewise have we thought upon, and thus; Nan Page my daughter, and my little son, And three or four more of their growth, we'll dress Like urchins, ouphes,' and fiiiries, green and white. With rounds of waxen tapers on their heads. And rattles in their hands; upon a sudden, As FalstatT, she. and I, are newly met, Let them from forth a saw-pit rush at once, Witli some dillused song ; upon their sight We two in great amazedness will lly; Then let them all encircle him about. And, fairy-like, to pinch the unclean knight; And ask him, why, that hour of fairy-revel, In tiieir so sacred" path he dares to tread, In shape profane. Mrs. Ford. And till he tell the truth, Let the supposed fiiiries pinch him sound, And bum hun with their tapers. Mrs. Page. The truth being known, We'll all present ourselves; dis-horn the spirit. And mock him home to Windsor. Fo7'd. The children must Be practiced well to this, or they'll ne''er do't. Era. I will teach the children their behaviors; and I will be like a jack-an-apcs also, to burn tlie knight with my taber. Ford. That will be excellent! I'll go buy them vizards. Mrs. Page. My Nan shall be the queen of all the l^iries. Finely attired in a robe of white. Pige. That silk will I go buy ; — and in that time Shallmaster Slender steal my Nan away. {Aside. And marry her at Eton. Go, send "to Falstalf straight. Ford. Nay, 111 to him atrain in name of Brook: Hell tell me all his purpose : Sure, he'll come. Mrs. Page. Fear not you that: Go, gel us properties. And tricking for our fairies. Era. Let us about it: it is admirable pleasures, and fery honest knaveries. [Eirujit Page, FonUjOHd Evaxs. Mrs. Page. Go. mistress Ford, Send quickly to sir John, to know his mind. [Exit Mrs. Ford. I'll to the doctor; he hath my good will. And none but he. to marry willi Nan Pairc. That Slender, though well landed, is an idiot; And he my husband best of all ellects: The doctor is well money'd. and his friends Potent at court; he, none but he, shall have her, Thoutrh twenty thousand worthier come to crave her. [Exit. > Strikea. « Okl age. 'Elf, hobsoblin. ScEXE XI. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 59 SCE.'-E V. — A Room in the Garter Inn. Knier Host and SiMrtE. Host. What wnuldst thou have, boor 7 what, thick-skin? speak, breathe, discuss; brief, short, quick, snap. Sim. Marry, sir, I come to speak with sir John Falstatf from master Slender. Hod. There's his chaniljer, liis hoi^e, his cas- tle, his standing-bed. and truckle-!)ed ; 'tis painted about with the story of the prodijjal, fresh and new; Go, knock and caU; he'll speak like an Anthropoph- aginian' unto thee: Knock, I say. Sin. Th.ne's an old woman, a fat woman, gone up into his chamber; Ml be so bold as stay, sir, till she come down : I come to sneak with iier, indeed. Hit^t. Ha! a f\U woman! the knisht may be robbed: 111 call. — liully knight! lUilly sir John! speak from thy lunirs military : Art thou there ? it is thine host, thine Kphesian, calls.- Fal. [w^n/Y'.l How now, mine host! l{ost. Here's a Bohemian-Tartar tarries the com- ini; down of thy fat woman : Let her descend, bully, let her descend ; my chambers are honorable : Fyc ! privacy! fye! Enfer Falstaff. Fal. There was, mine host, an old fat woman even now with me; but she's frone, Sim. Pray you, sir, was't not the wise woman of Brentford ! Fal. Ay, marry, was it, muscle-shell; What would yon with her! Sim. My master, sir, my master Slender, sent to her, seeiuii her eo through the streets, to know, sir, whetherone Nym,sir, that bei^uiled himof a chain, had the chain, or no. Fal. I spake with the old woman about it. Sim. And what says siie, I pray, sir? Fal. Marry, she says, that the very same man, that besuiled master Slender of his chain, cozened him of it. Sim, I would, I could h.ive spoken with the woman herself; I had other things to have spoken with her too, from him. Fal. What are they ? let us know. Host. Ay, come; quick. Sim. I niay not conceal them, sir. Fal. Conceal them, or thou diest. Sim. Why, sir, they were nothing but about mistress Anne Page; to know, if it were my mas- ter's fortune to have her, or no. Fal. 'Tis, 'tis his fortune. Sim. What, sir? Fal. To have her, — or no: Go; say, the woman told me so. Sim. May I be so bold to say so, sir ! Fal. Ay, sir Tike ; who more bold? Sim-. I thank your worship: I shall make my master glad with' these tidings. [Exit Simple. Host. Thou art clerkly,' thou art clerkly, sir John. Was there a wise woman with thee ? Fal. Ay. that there was, mine host ; one, that hath tauzht me more wit than ever I learned before in my life: and 1 paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for my learning. Enter Binnoi-pii. Bar. Out, alas, sir! cozenage! mere cozenage! Hoj/. 'Where be my hor.ses? speak well of them, varletto. Bar Run away with the cozeners ; for so soon as I cane beyond Eton, they threw me olf, from behind one of them, in a sloujh of mire; and set spurs, and away, like three German devils, three Doctor Faustuses. Ho.it. They are gone but to meet the duke, vil- lain: do not "say, they be lied; Germans are honest men. Enter Sir Hnon Evans. Eva. Where is mine host? Host. What is the matter, sir? Eva. Have a care of your entertainments: there Is a friend of mine conic to town, ti'Ils me, there is three cousin gerinaiis, that has cozened all the hosts of Readings, of Maidenhead, of Colchrook, of horses and money. 1 tell you for good will, look you: • .K cannibal. ' Scholar-like. you are wise, and full of gibes and vlouting-slogs; and 'tis not convenient you should be cozened. Fare you well. [Exit. Enter Doctor Ciius. Cains. Vere is mine Host . And what should I do in Hlyria 1 My brother he is in Klysium. Perchance, he is not drown'd: — What think you, sailors 1 Cap. U is perchance, that you yourself were saved. Vio. O my poor brother! and so, perchance, may he be. Cap. True, madam: and to comfort you with chance. Assure yourself, after our ship did split. When you. and that poor number saved with you, Hung on our driving boat. 1 saw your brother, Most provident in peril, bind himself (Courage and hope both teaching hmi the practice) To a strong mast that lived upon the sea; Where, like Arion on thedolphni's back, T saw him hold acquaintance with the waves, So long as I could see. Vio. For saying so, there's gold ; Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope. Whereto thy speech serves for authority, The like of him. Know'st thou this country T Cap. Ay, madam, well ; for I was bred and born, Not three hours' travel from this very place. Vio. Who governs here ! 63 64 TWELFTH NIGHT : Cap. A noble duke, in nature, As in his name. Vk). What is his name ? Cop. (Irsino. V'm. Orsino! I have hcaril my fatlier name him! He was a bachelor then. Cap. And so is now. Or was so very late : for but a month Ago I went from hence; and then 'twas fresh In murmur, (as, you know, what great ones do, The less will prattle of,) that he did seek The love of fair Olivia. Vio. What's she'! Cap. A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count That died some twelvemontli since ; then leaving her In the protection of his son, her brother. Who shortly also died: for whose dear love, They say, she hath abjur'd the company And .sigiit of men. Vio. O, that I served that lady : And might not be delivered to the world. Till I had made mine own occasion mellow. What my estate is. Cap. . That were hard to compass ; Because she will admit no kind of suit. No, not the duke's. Vw. There is a fair behavior in thee, captain ; And though that nature with a beauteous wall Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee I will believe, thou hast a mind that suits With this thy fiir and outward character. I pray thee, and I'll pay thee bounteously, Conceal me what I am ; and be my aid For such disguise as. haply, shall become The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke ; Thou shalt present nic as a eunuch to him : It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing. And speak to him in many sorts of music, That will allow me very worth his service. What else may hap, to time I will commit ; Only shape thou thy silence to my wit. Cap. Be you his eunuch, and I your mute will be : When my tongue blabs, let mine eyes not see! Via. I thank thee, lead me on. [Exeunt. SCENE III.— A Room in Olivia's House. Enter Sir Toby Belch, and Marta. Sir To. What a plague means my neice, to take the death of her brother thus ? I am sure care's an enemy to life. Mar. By troth, sir Toby, you must come in ear- lier o' nights; your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours. Sir To. Why, let her except before excepted. Mar. Ay, but you must confine yourself withm the modest limits of order. Sir To. Confine! Ill confine myself no finer than I am : these clothes are good enough to drink in, and so be these boots too ; an they be not, let them hang themselves in their own straps. Mar. That quailing and drinking will undo you . I heard my lady talk of it yesterday ; and of a foolish knight, that you brought in one night here, to be her wooer. Sir To- Whol Sir Andrew Ague-cheek 7 Mar. Ay, he. Sir To. He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria. Mar. What's that to the purpose * Sir To. Why, he has three thousand ducats a year. il/or. Ay, but he'll have but a year in all these ducats; he's a very fool, and a prodigal. Sir To. Fye, that you'll .say so! he plays o' the viol-de-gambo, and speaks three or four languages word for word without book, and liath all the good gifts of nature. Mar. He hath, indeed, — almost natural: for, besides that he's a fool, he's a great quarreler; and but that he hath the gift of a coward to allay the gust he hath in quarrelling, 'tis thought among the prudent, he would quickly have the gift of a grave. Sir To. By this hand, they are scoundrels, and substractors, that say so of him. Who are they '.' Mar. They that add moreover, lic'sdrunk nightly in your company Sir To. With drinking healths to my niece; I'll drink to her, as long as there's a passage in my throat, and drink in Illyria: He's a coward, and u C'^ystril,' that will not drink to my neice, till his brains turn o' the toe like a parish-top. What, wench 1 Castiliano vulgo; for here comes sir An- drew .\gue-face. Enter Sir Awdrk'w Aguf.-cheek. Sir And. Sir Toby Belch! how now, sir Toby Belch 1 Sir To. Sweet sir Andrew! Sir And. Bless you, fair shrew. Mar. And you too, sir- Sir To. Accost, sir Andrew, accost. Sir And. What's that! Sir To. My neice's chamber-maid. Sir And. Good mistress Accost, I desire better acquaintance. Mar. My name is Mary. sir. Sir And. Good mistress M,ary Accost, Sir To. You mistake, knight: accost is, front her, board her, woo her, assail her. Sir And. By my troth, I would not undertake her in this company. Is that the meaning of ac- cost 1 Mar. Fare you well, gentlemen. Sir To. An thou let part so, sir Andrew, would thou miglitst never draw sword a^gain. Sir And. And you part so, mistress, I would I might never draw sword again. Fair lady, do^ou think you have fools in hand? Mar. Sir, I have not you by the hand. Sir And. Marry, but you shall have; and here's my hand. Mar. Now, sir. thought is free: I pray you bring your hand to the buttery-bar, and let it drink. Sir And. Wherefore, sweet heart? what's your metaphor'! Mar. It's dry. sir. Sir And. ^Vhy, I think so ; T am not such an ass, but I can keep my hand dry. But what's your jest! Mar. A dry jest, sir. .Sir And. Are you full of them? Mar. Ay, sir; I have them at my fingers' ends: marry, now I let go your hand, I am barren. [Exit Maria. Sir To. knight, thou lack'st a cup of canary : When did I see tliee so put down ? Sir And. Never in your life, I think; unless you see canary put me down : Methinks, sometimes I liave no more wit than a Christian, or an ordinary man has: but I am a greater cater of beef, and, I believe, that docs harm to my wit. Sir To. No question. Sir And. \n 1 thought that. I'd forswear it. rii ride home to morrow, sir Toby. Sir To. Ponrquioi, my dear knight? Sir And. What is paarqaoij? do or not do? I would 1 had bestowed that time in the tongues, tliat I have in fencing, dancing, and bear-baiting ; 0, had I but followed the arts! .Sir To. Then hadst thou an excellent head of .Sir And. Why, would that have mended my hair? Sir To. Past'question ; for thou seest, it will not curl by nature. Sir And. But it becomes me well enough, does't not? .Sir To. F.xcellent; it hangs like fiax on a dis- taff; and I hope to see a housewife take thee be- tween her legs, and spin it off. Sir And. 'Faith. I'll home to-morrow, sir Toby: your niece will not he seen; or, if she be, it's four to one she'll none of me : the count, himself, hero hard by, woos her. Sir To. She'll none of the count; she'll not match above her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit; I have heard her swear it. Tut, tliere's life in't, man. •Sir And. I'll stay a month longer. I am a fel- low o' the strangest mind in the world; I delight in masques and revels sometimes altogether. Sir To. Art thou good at these kick-shaws, knight? Sir And. As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be. under the degree of my betters; and yet I will not compare with an old man. Sir To. What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight? » Keystril, a bastard hawk. Scene V. OR. WHAT YOU WILL. Co Sir And. 'Faitli, I can cut a caper. Sir To. And I can cut the mutton to't. Sir And, And,! think, I have tlio back-trick, simply as strong as any man in Illyria. Sir To. Wherefore are these things hid! where- fore liave these gifts a curtain before them? are they hke to take dust, Jike mistress Mall's picture? Wliy dost thou not go to church in a galliard, and come home m a coranto'! My very walk should be a jig ; I would not so much as make water, but in a sink-a-pace.* What dost thou mean ? is it a world to hide virtues in? I did think, by the ex- cellent constitution of thy leg, it was formed under the star of a galliard. Sir And. Ay, 'tis strong, and it does indifferent well in a tlame-colored stock.a Shall we set about B5me revels ? Sir To- What shall we do else? were we not born under Taurus? Sir And. Taurus ! that's sides and heart Sir To. No.sir: it is legs and thighs. Let me see thee caper: ha! higher: ha, ha! — excellent! [Exeutit. SCENE IV.— A Room in the Duke's Palace. Enter Valentijte ami Viola in man^s attire. Vat. If the duke continue these favors towards you, Cesario, you arc like to be much advanced; he hath known you but three days, and already you are no stranger. Viti. Vou either fear his humor, or my negligence, that you call in question the continuance of his love : Is he inconstant, sir, in his favors ? Val. No, believe nic. Enter Duke, Cuiiio, and Attendants. Fio. I thank you. Here comes the count. Duke. Who saw Cesario, ho? Vio. On your attendance, my lord ; here. Duke. Stand you awhile aloof. — Cesario, Tho\i know'st no less but all ; I have unclasp'd To thee the book even of my secret soul: Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto her; lie not deny'd access, stand at her doors. And tell them, there thy rtxed foot shall grow, Till thou have audience. Vin. Sure, my noble lord, If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow As it is spoke, she never will admit me. Duke. Be clamorous, and leap all civil bounds, Rather than make unprotited return. Vio. Say, I do speak with her, my lord : What then? Duke. O. then unfold the passion of my love, Kurnfisn Jier with discourse of my dear taith : It shall become thee well to act ray woes; She will attend it better in thy youth, Than in a nuncio of grave aspect. Vio. I think not so, my lord. Dnke. Dear lad, believe it; For they shall yet belie thy happy years That say, thou art a man : Diana's lip Is not more smooth and rubious; thy small pipe Is as the maiden's organ, shrill, and sound. And all its semblative a woman's part. I know, thy coustellation is right apt For this alfair: — Some four, or five, attend liim ; All, if you will; for 1 myself am best, When least in company : — Prosper well in this, And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord. To call his fortunes thine. Vin. I'll do my best To woo your lady : yet, \ Aside.] a barful* strife ! Who'cr I woo, myself would be his wife. [Exeunt. SCENE v.— A Room in Olivia's House. Enter M^niA. and Clown. Mor. Nay, either tell me where thou hast been, or I will not opeu my lips so wide as a bristle may enter, in way of thy e,vcuse: my lady will hang thee for thy absence. Clo. Let her hang me : he, that is well-hanged in this world, needs to fear no colors. Mor. Make that good. Clo. He shall see none to fear. 9 Cinqiif-pace, the name of a danoe. s Stocking. « Full of impediments. Mar. A good lentcn' answer: I can tell thee where that .saying was born, of, I fear no colors. Clo. Where, good mistress Mary? Mar. In the wars; and that may you be bold to say in your foolery. Clo. Well, God give them wisdom, that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents. Mar. Yet you will be hanged, for being so long absent : or, be turned away ; is not that as good as a hanging to you ? Clo. Many a good hanging prevents a bad mar- riage ; and, for turning away, let summer bear it out. Mar. \ ou are resolute then ! Clo. Not so neither; but I am resolved on two points. Mar. That, if one break, the other will hold ; or, if both break, your gaskins fall. Clo. Apt. in good faith ; very apt! Well, go thy way; if sir Toby would leave drinking, thou wert as witty a piece of Eve's lle.sh as any in Illyria. Mar, Peace, you rogue, no more o' that; here comes my lady: make your excuse wisely, you were best. [Exit. Enter Olivia, and Malvolio. Clo. Wit, and't be thy will, put me into good fooling! Tho.se wits, that think they have thee, do very oft prove fools; and 1, that am sure I lack thee, may pass for a wise man : For what says Quinapalus ! Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. (^od bless thee, lady ! Oli. Take the fool away. Clo. Doyou not hear, lijlluws? Tate away the lady. on. Go to, you're a dry fool : I'll no more of you : besides, you grow dishonest. Clo. Two faults, madonna,' that drink and good counsel will amend: for give the dry fool drink, then is the fool not dry; bid the dishonest man mend himself; if he mend, he is no longer dishone.--t; if he cannot, let the botcher mend him: any thing, that's mended, is but patched: virtue, that trans- gresses, is but patched with sin; and sin, that amends, is but patched with virtue: if that this simple syllogism will serve, so ; if it will not, what remedy l As there is no true cuckold but caiainilv, so beauty's a llowcr: — the lady bade take away the fool ; therefore, 1 say again, take her away. O'i, Sir, I bade them take away you. Clo. Misprision in the highest degree! — I.ndy, Ctictt lilts 71071 facit monarhuni ; that's .as much as to say, I wear not motley in my brain. Good ma- donna, give me leave to prove you a fool. Oli. Can you do it? Clo. Dexterously, good madonna. Oli. Make your proof. Clo. I must catecliise you for it, madonna ; good my mouse of virtue, answer me. 'OIL WeII,sir,for want of other idleness, 111 'bide your proof. Clo. Good madonna, why mourn'st thou? Oli. (uind fool, for my brother's death. Clo. 1 think his soul is in hell, madonna. Oli. I know his soul is in heaven, fool. Clo. The more fool you, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul being in heaven. — Take away the fool, gentlemen. Oli. What think you of this fool, Malvolio? doth he not mend? Mat. Yes: and shall do, till the pangs of death shake him. Infirmity, that decays the wise, dotii ever make the better fool. Clo. God send you, sir, a speedy infirmity, for the better increasing your folly ! Sir Toby w'ill be sworn, that 1 am no fox; but he will not pass his word for two-pence that you are no fool. O'i. ilow say you to that. iVlalvolio ? Mill. I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal; I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool, that lias no more brain than a stone. Look you now, he's out of his guard already: unless you laugh and minister occasion to him, he's gagged. I protest. I take these wise men. that crow so at these set kind of fools, no bet- ter than the fools' ziinies.' OH. O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and » Shnrt and spare. « Jlalian, mistrofls, dame. 1 Fools* baubles. 66 TWELFTH ISJIGHT: Act I. taste with a distempered appetite. To be generous, guiltless, and of free disposition, is to take those thin;j,s for bird-bolts," that you deem cannon-bul- lets: There is no slander in an allowed fool, though lie do nothing but rail ; nor no railing in a known discreet mani though he do nothing but reprove. Clu. Kow Mercury endue thee with leasing,' for tlioii speakest well of fools. Re-cnier Mauia. Mar. Madam, there is at the gate a young geii- tloinan, much desires to speak with you. Oil. From the count Orsino, is it? , Mar. I know not, madam; 'tis a fair young man and well attended. O/l. Who of my people hold him m delay i l\!ar. Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman. on. Fetch hiin olf, 1 pray yon; he speaks noth- ing but madman: Kye on liim ! [Kxil iMauia.] Go you, Malvolio; if it be a suit from the count, I am sick or not at home; what you will, to dismiss it. [Exit Malvolio.] ^ow you see, sir, how your fooling grows old, and people dislike it. Clii. Thou hast spoke lotus, madonna, as if thy eldest son should be a fool : whose skulljove cram with brains, for here comes one of thy km, has a most weak pia iiiatcr.^ Enter Sir Tout Bklcii. OH. Dy mine honor, half drunk. — What is he at the gate, cousin'! Sir To. A gentleman. Oii. A gentleman! What gentleman 7 Sir To 'Tisa gentleman here — A plague o these pickle-herrings'. — How now, sot. do. Good sir Toby, O.i. Cousin, cousin, how have you come so early by this lethargy 1 , , . .Sir Tu. Lechery ! I defy lechery : there's one at the gate. , . • , , Oli. Ay, marry ; what is he ! Sir To. Let liim be the devil, an he will, I care not: give me faitli, say 1. Well, its all one. [£.£'(• Oii. What's a drunken man like, tool ! Clo. Like a drowu'd man, a fool, and a madman : one draught above heat makes him a loot ; the sec- ond mads him; and a third drowns liim. on. Go thou and seek the coroner, and let nim sit o' my coz; for he's in tlie third degree of drink, he's drown'd : go, look after him. . .. , , Clu. He is but mad yet, madonna; and the tool shall look to the madman. [Exit Clown. Ru-enter Malvolio. Mai. Madam, yond' young fellow swears he will speak with you. 1 told him you were sick; he takes on him to understand so inucli, and therefore comes to speak with you: I told him you were asleep : be seems tu have a fore-knowledge ot that too, and tlierefore comes to speak with you. What is to be said to him, lady i. he's fortified against any denial. , . , Oli. Tell him, he shall not speak with me. Mai. He has been told so; and he says, hell stand at your door like a sheritl's post, and be the supporter of a bencli, but he'll speak witli jou. OH. Vv'hat kind of a man is he • Mul. Why, of mankind. Oli. What manner orman7 Mai. Of very ill manner; he'll speak with you, will you, or no. • , i Oi'i. I if what personage, and years, is he ! /./(/'. Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enou'^h for a boy ; as a squash is before 'tis a peas- cod or a codhng when 'tis almost an apple; tis with him een standing water, between lioy and man. He is very well favored, and he speaks very shrewishly ; one would think, his mother's milK were scarce out of him. 0:i. Let him approach: Call in my gentlewoman. Mai. Gentlewoman, my lady calls. [Exit. Re-enter Mauia. Oli. Give me iny veil: come, throw it o'er my face; We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy. Enter Viola. Via. The honourable lady of the house, which is sbel •Short arrows. • Lying. ■ The cover of the train. wi Oli. Speak to me, I shall answer for her. Your ill ! Vio. Most radiant, exquisite, and unmatcliable bcauly,— I pray you, tell me, if this he the lady of the house, for 1 never saw her: 1 would be loth to cast away my speech ; for, besides tliat it is excel- lently well penn'd, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn: I am very coinptible,^ even to the least sinister usage. Oli. Whence came you, sir ! Vio. I can say little more than I have studied, and that question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest assurance, if you be the lady of the house, that 1 may proceed in my speech. 0/i. Are you a comedian 1 Vin. Ko, my prolbund heart: and yet, by the very fangs of malice, I swear, I am not that I play. .\re you the lady of the house .' Oil. If I do not usurp myself, I am. Vii). Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow, is not yours to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will on with my speech in your praise, and then sliow you the heart of my message. OH. Come to what is important in't: I forgive you the praise. , . ^ .^. I'ii). Alas, 1 took great pains to study it, and tis poetical. . ^ . , , Oli. It is the more like to be feigned; I pray you, keep it in. I heard, you were saucy at my gates; and allowed your approach, rather to won- der at you than to hear you. If you be not mad, be "One; if you have reason, be brief; 'tis not that tim"e of moon with me, to make one in so skipping a dialogue. ., . , , Mar. Will you hoist sail, sir 1 here lies your way. I'io. No, good swabber ; I am to hull liere a little longer.— Some moUification for your giant," sweet lady. . J on. Tell me your mind. I'io. I am a messenger. .... Oli. Sure, you have some hideous matter to de- liver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your ortice. . Via. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage; I hold the olive in my hand : my words are as full of peace as Tin ttcr Oil. Yet you began rudely. What are you 7 what would you 7 Vio. The rudeness, that hath appear d m me, have I learn'd from mv entertainment. W hat I am, and what I would, are as secret as maidenhead: to your ears, divinity ; to any other's, profanation. Oli Give us the place alone: we will liear tins divinity. [Exit Mi.uii.] Kow, sir, what 19» your text 7 I'io. Most sweet lady, on. A comfortable doctrine, and much may bo said of it. Where lies your text ! Vio. In Orsino's bosom. Oli. In his bosom 7 In what chapter of his bosom ! I'io. To answer by the method, in tlie first of his Oli. 0, 1 have read it ; it is heresy. Have you no more to say ! . I-'io. Good madam, let me see your face. Oli Have you any commission from j our lord to negot'iate with my face 7 you arc now out of your text • but we will draw the curtain, and show you the picture. Look you, sir, such a one as I was this present:' Is't not well done 7 [Unveiling. Vio. F.xcellently done, ifGod didnll. on. 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wmd and I'io. 'Tis beauty truly blent.whose red and white Nature's own swe'et and cunning hand laid on : Lady, you are the cruel'st she alive, If you will lead these graces to the grave, And leave the world no copy. , ^ , .,,-11 on. 0, sir, I will not be so bard-liearted; I will .'ive out divers schedules of my beauty : It shall be inventoried; and every particle, and utcnsd, la- belled to invwill: as, item, two lips indillcrent red ; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them ; item, a Accountable. ,.,.,*,* *»._ sit appears from several parts of this play that tho original Rctrosn of Maria was very short. » Tresents. Act II. ScEXE II. OR, WHAT .YOU WILL. 07 one nei-Iv, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to 'pr.iise me ] Vu}. I see you what you are; you are too proud; But, if you were tile devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you ; (), such love Could be but rccompensM, thouijh you were crown'd The nonpareil of teauty ! Oii. How does he love me 1 Vio. With adorations, with fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of tire. Oli. Your lord does know my mind, 1 cannot love him : Yet I suppose hirn virtuous, know him noble, nf great estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulg'd,* free, learn'd, and valiant. And, in dimension, and the shape of nature, A gracious person ; but yet I caunot love him; He mii^ht have took his answer long ago. Vtii. If I did love you in my masters flame, With such sutfering, such a deadly life, In your denial I would lind no sense, I would not understand it. OIL Why, what would you! Vio. Make me a wiUow cabin at ynnr gate. And call upon my soul within the house Write loyal caiitonss of contemned love. And sing them loud even in the dead of niglit; Holla your name to the reverberate hills. And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out, Olivia ! O, you should not rest Between the elements of air and earth. But you should pity me. Oli. You miglit do much: What is your paren- tage ! Vi/}. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a gentleman. OIL Get you to your lord ; I cannot love him : let him send no more ; Unless, perchance, you come to me again. To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well: I thank you for your pains; spend this for me. Vio. I am no feed post, lady; keep your purse; My master, not my.seli', lacks recompense. Love make liis heart of flint, that you shall love ; And let your fervor, like my master's, be Piac'd 111 contempt ! Farewell. lair cruelty. [Exit. OH. What is your parentage^ Above mil fortunes, ijil tui/ state is ivell : I am a gentleman. — 111 be sworn thou art; Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbs, action.s, and spirit, Do give thee hvc-fold blazon: — Not too fast: — soft! soft! Unless the master were the man. — How now I Even so quickly may one catch the plague 2 Methinks, I foci this youths perfections, With an invisible and subtle stealth, To creep in at mine eyes. Well, let it be. — What, ho, Malvolio! — Re-enter M.itvoLio. Mai. Here, madam, at your service. Oli. Run after that same peevish messenger, The county's man : he loft this ring behind him, Would I, or not; tell him, I'll none of it. Desire him not to flatter with his lord. Nor hold him up with hopes ; 1 am not for him. If that the yoiitli will come this way to morrow, I'll give him reasons for't. Hie thee, Malvolio. Mai. Madam, I will. [KxU. Oli. I do I know not what: and fear to find Mine eye too creat a flatterer for my mind. Fate, show thy force: Ourselves we do not owe:"* What is decreed, must be ; and be this so ! [Exit ACT II. SCENE I.— The Sea-coast. Enter A^Toyio and Sebastian'. Ant. Will you stay no longer 1 nor will you not, that I go with you ? Seh. By your patience, no: mv stars shine darkly over me ; the malignancy of my fate miglit, per- haps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave, that I may bear my evils alone: It were a bid recompense for your love, to lay any of them on you. Ant. Let me yet know of you whither you are bound. Sell. No, 'sooth, sir; my determinate voyage is mere extravagancy. But I perceive in you so ex- cellent a touch of modesty, that you will not extort from me what I am willing to keep in; tlieretbre it charges me in manners the rather to express myself You must know of me then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian, which I called Rodorigo: My latiier was that Sebastian of Messaline, whom, 1 know, you have heard of: he left behind him, myself, and a sister, both born in an hour. If the heavens had been nieas d, would we had so ended ! but you. sir, alter a that : for, some hour before you took me from the lireach of the sea, was my sister drowned. Anf. Alas, the day! Sell. A lady, sir, though it was said she much re- sembled me, was yet of many accounted beaiitil'ul : but, though I could not, witli such estimable won- der, ovcrfar believe that, yet thus far I will boldly puMish her, she bore a mind that envy could not but call fair: she is drowned already, sir, with salt water, though I seem to drown her remembrance again with more. Ant. Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment. Seb, O, good Antonio, forgive me your trouble. Ant. If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant. Seb. If you will not undo what you have done, * W«U spoken of by the world. 6 Cantops, versi's. that is, kill him wliom you have recovered, desire it not. Fare yc well at once: my bosom is full of kindness; and I am yet so near the manners of my mother, that upon the least occasion more, mine eyes will tell tales of me. I am bound to the count Orsino's court: farewell. [Exit. Ant. The gentleness of all the gods go with tiiee : I have many enemies in Orsino's court. Else would I very shortly see tliee there : lint come what liiay, I do adore thee so. That danger shall seem sport, and I will go. [Exit. SCENE II.— .i Street. Enter Viola; MxLyoi.10 folloicing. MiL Were not you even now with the countess Olivia? Vio. Even now, sir; on a moderate pace I have since arrived but hither. Mai. She returns this ring to you, sir; you might have saved me many pains, to have taken it away j'ourself. She adds, moreover, that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will none of him: And one thing more; that you be never so hardy to come again in hisalTairs, unless it be to report your lord's taking of this. Receive it so, Vio. She took the ring of me ; I'll none of it. Mai- Come.sir, you peevishly threw it to her ; and her will is, it should be so returned : if it be worth stooping for, there it lies in your eye ; if not, be it his that finds it. [Exit. Vio. I left no ring with her : What means tliis lady ! Fortune forbid, my outside have not charm'd her ! She made a good view of me; indeed, so much. That sure, methought, her eyes had lost her tongue. For she did speak in starts distractedly- She loves me, sure; the cunning of her passion Invites me in this churlish messenger. None of my lord's ring! why, he sent her none. ' Own, possess. 68 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act II. 1 am tlie rajii; — If it be so, (as 'tis,) Poor lady, she were better love a dream. Disguise, 1 see, thou art a wicliedne^s. Wherein the pregnant" enemy does much. How easy is it, liir the proper-false In women's waxen hearts to set tlieir forms! AJas, our frailly is the cause, not we ; For, such as we arc made of, such we be. How will this fad^e ?» xVly master loves her dearly ; And I, poor monster, fond as much on him ; And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me; What will become of thisl As 1 am man, My state is desperate for my master's love; As 1 am woman, now alas the day ! What tlinftless sighs sliall poor Olivia breathe ! O tunc, tliou mu»t unlangle this, not 1 ; It 111 too hard a knot for me to untie. [Exit* SCENE III. — A Room in Olivia's House. Enter Sir Toby Uelcii, and Sir Andrew Ague- CUEKK. Sir To. Approach, sir Andrew: not to be a-bed after midniglit, IS to be up betimes; and diluculo siirgere, tliou know'st, Sir And. Nay, by my troth, I know not: but I know, to be up late, is lo be up late. Sir To. A lalse conclusion ; 1 hate it as an un- filled can : I'o be up after midnight, and to go to bed then, is early ; so that, to go to bed alter mid- night, is to go to bed betimes. Do not our hves consist of the four elements ! Sir And. 'i'aith, so they say; but, I think, it ratlier consists of eating and drinking. Sir To. Xhou art a scliolar; let us therefore eat and drink.— Maria, 1 say! — a stoop of wine! Enter Clown. Sir And. Here comes tlie fool. Cto. How now, my hearts ! Did you never see the picture of we three 1' Sir To. Welcome, ass. Now let's liave a catch. Sir And. By my troth, the tool has an excellent breast." 1 had ratlier than tbrty sliillmgs 1 liad such a leg; and so sweet a breath to sing, as the ihol has. In south, tliou wast m very gracious fool- ing last night, when tliou spokest ol I'igrogroinitus, of the Vapi'aiis passing, the equinoctial of t^ueubus; 'twas very good, 'i faiiii. I sent thee sixpence for thy leman :' hadst it ! Cto. 1 did iinpeticos thy gratilhty ;* for Malvo- lios nose IS no whipstocK: my lady has a white hand, and the Myrmidons are no bottle-ale houses. Sir And. Excellent! Why, this is the best fool- ing, when all is done. Now, a song. Sir To. Come on; there is a sixpence for you; let's have a song. Sir And. 1 here's a testril of me too; if one knight give a t'to. Would you have a love-song, or a song of good lite ! Siir To. A love-song, a love-song. Sir And. Ay, ay ; 1 care not lor good life. SONG. Clo. mistress mine, where are you roaming? O xlmi and liear ; i/our true love's coming, That can sing botli Aig/i and tow : Trip no/urtlicr, ]>re:tij sweeting ; Journcijs end in tovers' meeting. Every wise man's son dutti know. Sir And. Excellent good, i' I'aith! Sir To. Good, good. Clo. Wtwl is tore '? 'lis not hereafter ; Trcsent mirth tiuthprcsenl taugliter ; Wluil's to come, w stilt unsure: In delay ttiere tits no pienty ; Then come 1,'L^s me, siveet-and-twenty. Youths a stiijl'will nut endure. Sir And. A mcllilluous voice, as I am truekniglit. Sir To. A contagious breath. . , . , Sir And. Very sweet and contagious, i' faith. Sir To. To hear by the nose, it is dulcet in con- tagion. But shall we make the welkin dance in- deed 1 Shall we rouse the night-owl in a catch, that VTill draw three souls out of one weaver ! Shall we do that 1 ■ Dexterous, n-ady. • Suit. • Lotriirlii-iuls In--, a Voice. •Mistress. • 1 did inipeticoat thy gratuity. Sir And. An you love me, let's do't; I am dog at a catch. Cto. By'r lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well Sir And. Most certain : let our catch be, Thou knave. Clo. Hold thy peace, thou knave, km^htl I shall be constrain'd in t to call thee knave, kniglit. Sir And. 'Tis not the first time 1 have constrain'd one to call me knave. Begin, fool; it begins, HoW thy peace. Clo. I shall never begin, if I hold my peace. Sir And. Good, i' faith! Come, begin. [They sing a catch. Enter Mabia. Mar. W' hat a caterwauling do you keep here ! If my lady have not caUed up her steward, Malvolio, and bid him turn you out of doors, never trust me. Sir To. My lady's Catalan,' we are politicians: Malvolio's a Peg-a-Uamsey,« and Thn e merry men we be. Am not 1 consanguineous 1 am 1 not of her blood ! 'Tihy-valley,' lady ! TItere dwelt a man in Babylon, lady, lady ! [Singing. Clo. Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fool- ing. Sir And. Ay, lie does well enough, if he be dis- posed, and so do I too ; he does it with a better grace, but 1 do it more natural. Sir To. O the twelfth day of December,— [Sing- ing. Mar. For the love of God, peace. Enter Malvolio. Mat. My masters, are you mad ? or what are you ! Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night ! do ye make an ale-house of my lady's house, that ye squeak out your coziers'" catches without any mit- igation or remorse of voice"! Is there no respect of place, persons.nor time, in you"! Sir To. We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sncck up!' Mat. Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you, that, ihougli she harbors you as her kinsman, she's nothing allied to your disor- ders. If you can separate yourself and yourmisde- meanors, you arc welcome to the house ; if not, an It would please you to take leave of her, she is very willing to bid you farewell. Sir To. Farewell,deur heart, since I must needs be gone. Mar. Nay, good sir Toby. Clo. Hi* eyes do show his days are almost done. Mat. 1st even so! Sir To. But I will mver die. Clo. Sir Toby, there you lie. Mat. This is much credit to you. Sir To. Shall I bill him go ? [Singing. Clo. IVhat an if you do? Sir To. Sliull I bid him go, and spare not .^ Clo. O no, no, no, no, you dare not. Sir To. Out o lime '. sir, ye he. — Art any more than a steward ! Dost thou Ihink, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale ! Cto. Yes, by saint Anne ; and ginger shall be hot i' the mouth too. Sir To. Thou'rt i' the right.— Go, sir. rub your chain with cruras: — A stoop of wine, Maria! Mai. Mistress Mary, if you prized nn lady's favor at any thing more than contempt, you «ouid not give means for this uncivil rule ; she shall know of it, by this liand. t Mar. Go shake your ears. . j ■ , Sir ind. 'Twere as good a deed as to drink wlien a man's a hungry, to challenge him to the lield ; and then lo break promise with him, and make a fool of him. . , , „ .Sir To. Do t, knight; I'll write tliec a challenge; or I'll deliver my uidignation to him by wcrd of mouth. ...... • 1 « I\Iar. Sweet sir Toby, be patient for to-night; since the youth of the count's was to-day with my lady, she is much out of quiet. For monsieur Mal- volio, let me alone with him: if I do not guh him into a nay-word,' and make him a common recrea- tion, do not think 1 have wit enough lo he straight in my bed: 1 know I can do it. • Romancer. eXamc of an old song. 1 Equivalent i.0 fill y-f ally, sliUly^sUalty. s Cobblers. « Hang yourself. i liyc-ivord. SCEKE IV. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. C9 • Sir Tu. Possess us,' possess us ; tell us something of him. M'lr. Marrj', .=!ir, sometimes he is a Idnd of Puritan. Sir And. 6, 11' I tliouslit that, Id beat him hke a doj. Sir To. What, for being a Puritan] thy exquisite reason, dear kuij^ht f Sir And. I have no exquisite reason for't,but I have reason good enough. Mur. The devil a Puritan that he is, or any thing constantly but a timc-pleaser; an affectioned ass, that cons state without book, and utters it by great swarths;' tlie best persuaded of himself, so cram- med, as he thinks, with excellencies, that it is his ground of faith, that all, that look on him, love him ; and on that vice in him will my revenue find notable cause to work. Sir To. Wliat wilt thou do 1 Mar. I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love; wherein by tliecolorof his beard, the shape of his leg, tlie manner of his gait, the expressure of his eye, forehead, and complexion, he sliall find himself most feelingly personated; I can write very like my lady, your niece; on a forgotten matter we can hardly make distinction of our hands. Sir To. Excellent ! I smell a device. Sir Anil. I have't in my nose too. Sir To. He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop, that they come from my niece, and that slie is in love with him. Mar. My purpose is. indeed, a horse of that color. Sir And. And your horse now would make him an a.ss. 3Iar. Ass, I doubt not. Sir And. C), 'twill be admirable. Mar. Sport royal, I warrant you : I know, my physic will work with him. I will plant you two, and let the fool make a third, where he shall find the letter; observe his construction of it. For tliis night, to bed, and dream on the event. Farewell. [Exit. Sir To. Good night, Penthesilea.* Sir And. Belure ine, she's a good wench. Sir To. She's a beagle, true bred, and one that adores me: Whato'that! Sir And. I was adored once too- Sir To. Lets to bed, knight. — Thou hadst need send for more money. Sir And. If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out. Sir To. Send for money, knight; if thou hast her, not i' the end, caU me Cut.' Sir And. If I do not, never trust me, take it how you will. Sir To. Come, come ; I'll go bum some sack, 'tis too late to go to bed now : come, knight ; come, knight. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. — A Room in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Viola, Cunio, and others. Duke. Give me some music: — Now, good mor- row, friends: — ■Now, good Cesirio, but that piece of song, That old and antique song we heard last nigiit; Methought. it did relieve my passion much ; More than light airs and recollected tenns Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times: Come, but one verse. Cur. He is not here, so please your lordship, that should sing it. Duke. Wlio was it! Cur. Feste, the jester, my lord ; a fool, that the lady Olivia's father took much delight in; he is about ttie house. Duke. Seek him out, and playthetune the while. [ExU Cnuio. — Music. Come hither, boy : If ever thou shall love. In the sweet pangs of it, remember me : For, such as 1 am. all true lovers are ; Unstaid and skittish in all motions else. Save, in that constant image of the creature That is belov'd. — How dost thou like this tune1 Fio. It gives a very echo to the seat ■Where love is thron'cl. Duke. Thou dost speak masterly: My life upon't, young tliough thou art, thine eye 5 Inform u3. > The row of grass left by a mower. *AmazoD ' Fool, Hath stay'd upon some favor that it loves; Hath it not, boy ! Viji. A little, by your favor. DuJce. What kind of woman is'tl Vio. Of your complexion. Duke. She is not worth thee, then. What years, i'faithi Vio. A bout your years, my lord. Duke. Too old, by heaven; Let still the woman take An elder than herself; so wears she to him, So sways she level in her husband's heart. For, boy, however we do praise ourselves, Our fancies are more giddy and infirm. More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn. Than woman's are. Vio. I think it well, my lord. Duke. Then let thy love be younger than thyself. Or thy all'ection cannot hold the bent : For women are as roses; whose fair rtower. Being once display'd, doth fall that very hour. Vin. And so tliey are; alas, that they are so; To die, even when they to perfection grow ! Re-enfer Cunio nyid Clowx. Duke. O, fellow, come, the son^ we had last night : — Mark it, Cesario; it is old, and plain: The spinsters and the knitters in the sun. And the free maids that weave their thread with bones. Do use to chaiint it ; it is silly sooth,* And dallies with the innocence of love. Like the old age. CV". Are you ready, sir T Duke. Ay ; prythee, sing [Music. SONG. Clo. Come away, come away, death. And in sad cypress let me be laid; Fly away, fly away, breath; I am slain by a fair cruel maid. My shroud of wliile, stuck all with yew, 0, prepare it ; My part of death, no one so true Di'l share it. Not ajlnwir, }iot a flower stueet. On my /dark niflin let there be strotvn ; Not a friend, not a friend greet My poor corpse, where my bones shall be thrown • A thousand ttumsand sigh£ to save, Lay me, O ivhere Sad true lover ne'er find my grave. To weep there. Duke. There's for thy pains. CUi. No pains, sir; I take pleasure in singing, sir. Duke. I'll pay thy pleasure, then. Clo. Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another. Duke. Give me now leave to leave thee. Clo. Now, the melancholy go.l protect thee; and the tailor make thy doublet of ibangeable tafl'eta, for thy mind is a very opal. — 1 w >uld have men of such constancy put to sea, tliat their business miglit be every tiling, and their intent everywhere; for that's it, tliat always makes a good voyage of no- thing. — Farewell. [Exit Clown. Duke. Let all the rest give place. [Exeunt Cciiio and .Attendants Once more, Cesario, Get thee to yon" same sovereign cruelty : Tell her, my love, more noble than the world, Prizes not quantity of dirty lands; The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her. Tell lier, I hold as giddily as fortune; But 'tis that miracle, and queen of gems. That nature pranks'" her in, attracts my soul, Vio. But, if she cannot love you, sirl Duke. 1 cannot be so answer'd. Vio. 'Soolh, but you must. Say, that some lady, as, perhaps, there is, Hatli for your love as great a pang of heart As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her; You tell her so ; Must she not then be answer'd] Duke. There's no woman's sides Can bide the beating of so strong a passion As love doth give my heart: no woman's heart So big, to hold so much ; they lack retention. 6 Simple truth. ^ Decks. 70 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act II. Alas, their love may be call'd appetite, — No motion of the liver, but the palate, — That sufifer surfeit, cloyinent, and revolt; But mine is all as hunj;ry as the sea, And can digest as much: make no compare Uetween that love a woman can bear nK, And that I owe Olivia. Vio. Ay, but I know, — Duke. What dost thou know '. Vio. Too well wliatiovc women to men may owe: In faith, they are as true of heart as we. My thther had a daii;;htcr iov'd a man, As it miglit be, perhaps, were I a woman, I shnuld'your lordship. Duke. And what's her history ? Vio. A blank, my lord: She never told her love, Hut let concealment, like a worm i" tlie bud, Kerd on Iier damask cheek : she pin'd in thous'ht: And, with a green and yellow melancholy, She sat like patience on a monument. Smiling at grief. Was not this love, indeed ? Wc men may say more, swear more: but, indeed, f)ur shows are more than will ; for still we prove Much in our vows, but little in our hive. Duke. But died thy sister of her love, my boy 7 Vio. I am all the daughters of my fatlicrs house, And a!l the brothers too; — and yet I know not : — Sir, shall I to this lady ! Duke. Ay, that's the theme. To her in haste ; give her this jewel ; say. My love can give no place, bide no denay.8 [Exeunt. SCENE v.— Olivia's Garden, Enter Sir Tobt Belch, Sir Andrew Ague- cheek, and Fabian. Sir To. Come thy ways, signior Fabian. Fab. Nay, Fll come; if I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be boiled to death with melanclioly. Sir To. Would'st thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally shcep-bitcr conie by some nota- ble shame? Fa'}. I would exult, man: you know, he brought mc out of favor with my lady', ahout a bear-baiting liere. .S/> To. To anger him, we'll have the bear again ; and we will fool him black and blue:— Shall we not, sir Andrew? Sir And. An we do not, it is pity of our lives. ^ Enter Maria. Sir To. Here comes the little villain: — How now, my nettle of India ^ Mar. Get ye all three into the box-tree: Malvo- lio's coming down this walk; he has been yonder i' the sun, practising behavior to liis own shadow, this half hour: observe him. for the love of mockery ; for, I know, this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. Close, in tlie name of jesting! [T/te men hide themselves.] Lie thou there; [Ttirow-s down a letter,] for here comes the trout Jhat must be caught with tickling. [Exit Mauia. &(/«" Malvolio. Mai. 'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me, she did atTcct me: and I have heard lierself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses nie with a more exalted respect than any one else th;it follows her. What should I think on't? Sir To. Here's an overweeniuic rogue! Fab. O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him, how he jets^ under his ad- vanced plumesi N;> And. 'Slight. I could so beat the rogue: — Sir To. Peace. I say. Mai. To be count Malvolio; — Sir To. Ah, rogue! Sir And. Pistol him. pistol him. .S)> To. Peace, peace! Mai. There is example for't; the ladv of the strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe. .Sir And. Fie on him. .lezehel! Fah. O, peace! now he's deeply in, look, how imagination blows him. Mai. Having been three montlis married to her, fitting in my state.— « Denial. " Struts. Sir To O, for a stone-bow, to hit him in the eye! Alal. Calhng my orlicers about me. in my branch- ed velvet gown; having come from a day-bed, where 1 left Olivia sleeping. .Sir To. Fire and brunstone! Fab. 0, peace, peace ! Mat. And then to have the liumor r»f state : and after a demure travel of regard. — telling them, I laiow my place, as I would they should do theij-s, — to ask for my kinsman Tohy : iSir To. Bolts and shackles! Fab. O. peace, peace, peace! now. now. Mai. Seven of my people, with an oI>edient start, make out for him: I frown the while; and, per- chance, wind up my watch, or play with some rich jewel. Toby approaches; courlsies there to me: Sir To. Shall this fellow live! Fab. Though our silence be drawn from us -with cars, yet peace. Mai. I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my l;^mihar smile with an austere regard of control: Sir To. And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then i Mai. Saying, Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your neiec, give me tfiis p7'€rosative of speech ■ — Sir To. What, what? Mai. You must amend your dnmkenness. Sir To. Out, scab ! Fah. Nay, patience, or we breal; the sinews of our plot. Mai. Besides, ynu zvaj^te the treasure of your time irith a foolish knight : Sir And. That's me, I warrant you. Mai. One Sir Andrew.- Sir And. I knew, 'twas I; for many do call me fool. Mai. Wh^t employment have we here? [Takinfr up the tetter. Fab. Now is the woodcock near the gin. Sir To. (^, peace! and the spirit of humors inti- mate readini; aloud to him! Mai. By my life, this is my lady's hand: these be her very C's, her f/'s. and her Ts, and thus makes she her great P's. It is, in contempt of question her hand. Sir And. Her C's, her tTs, and her T's,: Why that? Mai. [Read,s.] To the unknonm ijeloved, this and mi/goodwi.' Dwells. Vio. Art not thou the lady Olivia's fool ! Clo. No, indeed, sir; tlie lady Olivia has no folly : she will keep no fool, sir, till she be married ; and fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to her- rings, the husbands the bigger; I am, indeed, not her fool, but her corrupter of words. Vio. I saw thee late at the count Orsino's. C'/o. Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb, like the sun ; it shines every where. I would be sorry, sir. but the foftl should be as otl with your master, as with illy mi-strcss : 1 think I saw your wisdom there. Vio. Nay, an thou pa.ss upon me, I'll no more with thee. Hold, there's cxjiences for thee. Clo. Now Jo\e, in liis next commodity of hair, send thee a beard ! Vio. I)y my troth. I'll tell thee; I am almcsl sick for one ; though I would not have it grow on my chin. Is thy lady within ! CYo. W ould not a pair of these have bred, sir ! Vio. Yes, being kept together, and put to use. Clo. 1 would play lord Pandarus» of I'hrygia, sir. to bring a Cressida to this Troilus. rill. 1 understand you, sir; 'tis well begg'd. CLo- The matter, I hope, is not great, sir, beg- ging but a beggar; Cressida was a beggar. My lady is within, sir. I will construe to her when(« you come: who you are, and what you would, are out of my welkin: I might say, element; but the word is over-worn. [Exii. Vio. This fellow's wise enou£h to play the fool: And to do that well, craves a kind of wit. He must observe their mood on whom he jests. The quality of persons, and the time; And, like tlie haggard,' check at every feather 1 A boy's diversion, threii and trip. ^ See th»» play of Troilus nmt Cresnda. 3 A hawk not well trained. 72 TWELFTH NIGHT : Act III. That comes before his eye. TJiis is a practice, As lull of labor as a wise man's art : For folly, that he wisely shows, is fit ; Dut wise men, folly-fallen, quite taint their wit. Knier Sir Toby Belch and Sir Andrew Agce- CHKKK. Sir To. Save you, gentleman. Vio. And you, sir. Sir And. DLcu vous garde, monsieur, Vio. Et vuus aii&si ; voire serviteur. Sir And. I hope, sir, you are; and I am yours. Sir To. Will you encounter the house T my niece is desirous you should enter, if your trade be to licr. Vio. I am bound to your niece, sir; I mean, she is the list* of my voya^ie. Sir To. Taste your legs, sir. put them to motion. Vio. My le^s do belter understand me, sir, than T understand what you mean by bidding me taste my le^s. Sir To. I mean, to go, sir, to enter. Vio. I will answer you with gait and entrance: but we are prevented. Enter Olivia and Maria. Most excellent accomplished lady, the heavens ram odors on you ! Sir And. That youth's a rare courtier! Rain odors ! well. Vio. My matter hath no voice, lady, but to your own most pregnant' and vouchsafed ear. Sir And. Odors, pregnant, Aiidvouc/isafed : — I'll get 'em all three ready. Oli. Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to my hearini^. [E.ftunt Sir Tonr, Sir Andrew, and Maria, Give mc your hand, sir. Vio. I\Iy duty, madam, and most humble service. Oli. What is your name ! Vio. Cesario is your servant's name, fair princess. Oli. My servant, sir! 'Twas never merry world Since lowly feigning was call'd compliment: Yon are servant totne count Orsino, youth. Vio. And he is yours, and liis must needs be yours : Your servant's servant is your servant, madam. OH, KorJiim.l think noton him: for his thoughts, 'Would they were blanks, rather thanlili'd with me ! Vio. Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts On his behalf: OH. O, by your leave, I pray you ; I bade you never speak again of him: But would you undertake another suit, 1 had ratlier litar you to solicit tliat. Than music from tlie spheres. Vio. Dear lady. Oli. Give me leave. I beseech you : 1 did send, After the last enchantment you did licre, A ring in chase of you: so did I abuse Myself, my servant, ;ind, I fear me, you: Under your hard construction must I sit,. To force that on you, in a shameful cunning, ■ Which you knew none of yours: Whatmight you think? Have you not set mine Iionor at the .stake. And baited it with all tlie unmuzzled thoughts That tyrannous heart can think! To one of your receivings Knough is shown ; a cyprus, not a bosom. Hides jny poor lieart: No let me hear you speak. Vio. I pdy you. Oli. That s a degree to love. Vin. No, not a grise;! for 'tis a vulgar proof, That very ot\ we pity enemies. Oli. Why, then, methinks, 'tis time to smile again ; O world, how apt the poor arc to be proud ! If one should be a prey, how much the better To fall before the lion than the wolf! [Clock, strikes. The clock upraids me with the waste of time, — Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you: And yet. when" wit and youth is come to harvest. Your wife is like to reap a proper man: Tliere lies your way, due west. Vij). Then westward-hoe : Grace and good disposition 'tend your ladyship ! You II nothing, madam, to my lord by me ! i Bouna, limit. » Ready, e Heady npprelicnsion. t Step. Oli. ."^tay: I pr'ythre, tell me, what thou think'st of me. Vio. That you do think, you are not what you are. OH. If I think so, I think the same of you. Vio. Then think you right; I am not what I am. Oli. I would you were as I would have you be ! Vio, Would it be better, madam, than I am, I wish it might ; for now I am your fool. OH. O what a deal of sconi looks beautiful In the contempt and anger of his lip ! A murdTous guilt shows not itself more soon Than love that would seem hid : love's night is noon. Cesario, by the roses of the spring. By maidhood, honor, truth, and every thing, I love thee so, tJiat, niaugre all thy pride, Nor wit, nor reason, can viy passion hide. Do not extort thy reasons from this clause. For that I woo, thou therefore hast no cause: But, rather, reason thus with reason fetter: Love sought is good, but given unsought is bettei Vio. By innocence I swear, and by my youth, I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth. And that no woman has; nor never none Shall mistress be of it, save I alone. And so adieu, good madam ; never more Will I my master's tears to you deplore. Oli* Yet come again: for thou, perhaps, mayst move That heart, which now abhors, to like his love. [Exeu7it. SCENE U.~ARoomin OYixia's House. Enter Sir Toby Bf-lcii, Sir Andrew Ague* ciiKEK, ai}d Fabiax. Sir And. No, faith, III not stay a Jot longer. Sir To. Thy reason, dear venom, give tliy reason. Fab. You must needs yield your reason, sir An- drew. Sir And. Marry, I saw your niece do more favors to the counts serving man, than ever she bestowed upon me : I saw't i' the orchard. Sir To. Did she see thee the while, old boy T tell me that. Sir And. As plain as I see you now. Fab. This was a great argument of love in her towards you. Sir And. 'Slight! will you make an ass o' me? Fab. I will prove it legitimate, sir, upon tlie oaths of judgment and reason. Sir To. And they have been grand jury-men, since before Noah was a sailor. Fab. She did show favor to the youth in your sight, only to exasperate you, to awake your dor- mouse valor, to put fire in your heart, and brim- stone in your liver: You should then have accosted her; and with some excellent jests, fire-new from the mint, you should have banged the youth into dumbnes.s. This was looked for at your hand, and this was baulked : the double gilt of this opportun- ity you let time wash off, and you are now sailed into the north of my lady's opinion; where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman s hrnvd. un- less you do redeem it by some laudable attempt either of valor, or policy. Sir And. And't be any way, it must be with valor; for policy I hate: I had as lief be a Brown- ist," as a politician. Sir To. Why then, build me thy fortunes upon the bnsis of valor. Challenge mc the count's youth to fight with him; hurt him in eleven places; my niece shall take note of it: and assure thyself, there is no love broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman, than report of valor. Fab. There is no way but this, sir Andrew. Sir Ant Will either of you bear me a challenge to him '! Sir To. Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst* and brief; it is no matter how witty so it be elo- quent, and full of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink : if thou //joi/'s/ him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of paper, altiiough the sheet were big enough for the bed of Ware* in England, set 'em down ; go, about it. Let there be gall enough in • Separatists in Queen Elizabeth's reign. • Crabbed. ' In Hertfordshire, which held forty perfons. Scene III. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 73 thy ink : though thou write with a goose-pen, no matter : About it. Sir And. Where shall I find you 7 a'lr To. We'll call thee at the cH6tc»Zo.-« Go. [Exil Sir AsuiiEW. Fab. This is a dear manikin to you, sir Toby. Sir. To I have been dear to liim, lad ; some two tliousand strong, or so. Fab. We shall have a rare letter from him: but you'll not deliver it i Sir To. Never trust me then ; and by all means stir on tiie youth to an answer. I think, oxen and Tvainropes cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were opened, and you find so much blood in ills liver as will clog the foot of a flea, 1 11 eat the rest of the anatomy. Full. And his opposite, the youth, bears in his visage no great presage of cruelty. Enter Minn. Sir To. Look, where the youngest wren of nine comes. Mar. If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourselves into stitches I'ollowme; yon gull Mal- voho is turned lieallien a very renegade ; for theie is no Christian, that means to be saved by believing rightly, can ever beUeve such impossible passages 01 grossness. He's in yellow stockings. Sir To. And cross-gartered ! Mar. Most villanously; like a pedant that keeps a school i' the church.— 1 have dogged him, like his murderer: He docs obey every point of the letter that 1 dropped to betray him. He does smile his face into more lines, than are in the new map, with the augmentation of the Indies; you have not seen such a thing as 'tis : 1 can hardly forbear hurling things at liim. I know, my lady will strike him ; i if she do, he'll smile, and take t for a great tavor. I Sir To. Come, bring us, bring us where he is. [Exeunt. I SCENE III.— .4 street. Enter .\ntonio and Sebastia.v. Seh. 1 would not, by my will, have troubled you; Uut since you make your pleasure of your pains, 1 will no further chide you. Ant. 1 could not stay behind you; my desire, More sharp tlian filed steel, did spur me forth : And not all love to see you, (tliough so much. As might have drawn one to a longer voyage,) liut jealousy what might befall your travel, lieing skilless in tliese parts : wiiich to a stranger, Unguided, and unfriended, often iirove liougli and unhospitable : i\ly willing love, The mther by these arguments of fear, Set fortli in your pursuit. Seb. My liind .\ntonio, I can no otlier answer make, but thanks. And thanks, and ever thanks: Ot\en good turns Are shullled otTwith such uncurrent pay : But, were my worth, as is my conscience, firm, 'V'ou should lind better dealing. Wliafs to do ! Shall we go see the rcliques of this town i Ant. I'o-morrow, sir; best, first, go see your lotlging. Seb. I am not weary, and 'lis long to night ; 1 pray you, let us satisfy our eyes 'With the memorials, and the things of fame, That do renown this city. AnI. 'Would you'd pardon me; I do not without danger walk these streets : Once, in a sea-figlit, 'gainst the Count his gallies, 1 did some service ; of sucli note, indeed. That, were I ta'en here, it would scarce he answer'd. Seb. Behkc, you slew great number of his people 7 Ant. The olienee is not of such a liloody nature ; Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel, Might well have given us bloody argument. It might have since been answer'd in repaying What we took from them ; which for tratlic's sake Most of our city did: only myself stood out: For wliich, if I'be lapsed' in this place, 1 shall pay dear. Seb. Do not then walk too open. Ant. It doth not fit me. Hold, sir. here's my purse; In the south suburbs, at the F.lephant, Is best to lodge : I will bespeak our diet, WhUes you beguile the time, and feed your know- ledge, » Chamber. • Caught. 'With viewing of the town ; there shall you have me. Seb. \V hy 1 your purse 7 Ant. Haply, your eye shall light upon some toy You have desire to purchase ; and your store, I think, is not for idle markets, sir. Sib. I'll be your purse-bearer, and leave you for An hour. Ant. To the Elephant.— Seb. I do remember. I Exeunt. SCENE IV.— Olivia's Garden. Enter Olivia and Maria. OH. I have sent after him : He says, he'll come; How shall 1 Ie:ist hunt what bestow on hin» 1 For youth is bought more oft, tlian begg'd, or bor- row'd. T speak too loud. — Where is Malvolio ! — he is sad. and civil. And suits well for a servant with my fortunes; — Where is Malvohol Mar. He's coming, madam ; But in strange manner. He is sure possess'd. O i. Why, what's the matter 1 does he ravel Mar. No, madam, He does nothing but smile ; your ladyship Were best have guard about you if he coLie ; For. sure, the man is tainted in his wits. OH. (io call him hitfier. I'm as mad as he. If sad and merry madness equal be.— Enter Maltoho. How now, Malvolio T Mat. Sweet lady, ho, ho. [Smiles fantastically OH. Smil'st tlioul I sent for thee upon a sad* occasion. Mai. Sad, lady 1 I could be sad : 1'his does make some obstruction in the blood, this cross-gar- tering: But what of that, if it please the eye of one. It is with me as the very true sonnet is: Please one, a)id yleaxe all. OH. \V by, how dost thou, man 1 what is the mat- ter with thee 1 Mat. Not black in my mind, though yellow in my legs: It did come to his hands, and commands shall be executed. 1 tiiink we do know the sweet Roman hand. OH. Wilt thou go to bed, Malvolio'? Mai. To bed ! ay, sweet-heart : and I'll come to thee. OH. God comfort thee ! Why dost thou smile so, and Uiss thy hand so oft? Mar. How do you, Malvolio? Mai. At your request ? Yes; Nightingales an- swer daws. Mar. Why appear you with tliis ridiculous bold- ness before my lady ? l^Ial. Be not afraid of greatness : 'Twas well writ. OH. What meanest "thou by that, Malvolio ? Mai. Slime are born great. — OH. Ha 7 Mai. Some achiere greatness, — OH. What say St thou '. Mai. And. ffoiiie hare greatness thrust upon ttieni, OH. Heaven restore thee! Ma!. Remember iclio coinmeniLd thy yellow stocliinf^s : — OH. Thy yellow stockings ? IVIal. And u'l-slied to see thee cross-garte-cd, OH. Cross-gartered! Mai. Colo: titou art made, if itiou d'stf..st to be .*o ,• — OH. Am I made ! Slal. If not, let me see tfiee a servant still. OH. VVhy, this is very midsummer madness. Enter Servant, Serv. Madam, the young gentleman of the count Orsino's is returned ; I could liardly entreat liim back : he attends your ladyship's pleasure. OH. I'll come to hiiii. [Exit Servant.] Good Maria, let this fellow be looked to. Where's my cousin Toby '! Let some of my people have a spec- ial care of "him; I would not have him miscarry for the half of my dowry. [Exeunt Oiivia and Maiiia Mai. Oh ho ! do you come near me now ? no worse man than sir Toby to look to me? This con- curs directly with tlie letter: she sends him on * Grave. 74 TWELFTH NIGHT : Act hi. purpose, that I may appear stubborn to him; for she mcitcs me to that iii the letter. Cast iki/ hum- ble slough, says she : be opposite with a klnsmaJi, surly with servants,— let thy tongue tang icilh ar- guments of state,— put thyself i?ito the trick, of singularity ; — aud, consequently, sets down the manner how ; as, a sad face, a reverend carriage, a slow ton^iue, in the habit of some sir of note, and so forth. I have limed her ; but it is Jove's doing, and Jove make me thankful! And, when she went away now, Let this ft I low be looked to: Fellow I* not Malvoiio, nor after my degree, but fellow. Why, every thing adheres together; that no dram of a scruple, no scrujilc of a scruple, no obstacle, no incredulous or unsafe circumstance, — What can be said .' Nothmg, that can be, can come between me and the full prospect of my hopes. Well, Jove, not I, is the doer of this, and lie is to be thanked. Rc-enier Maria, tvith Sir Tonr Belch, a?id Fa II I AN. Sir To. Which way is he, in the name ofsanc^ tity "! If all the devils "in hell be drawn in little, and Legion himself possessed liim. yet 1 '11 speak to him. Fab* Here he is, here he is: — How is'twith you, sirl how is t with you, mani MaL Go oiV; I discard you, let me enjoy my private ; go otf. Mur. Lo, how hollow the fiend speaks within him! did not I tell you ? — Sir Toby, my lady prays you to have a care of him. Mai. Ah, ha! does she sol Sir To. Go to, go to; peace, peace, we must deal gently with him; let me alone. How do you. Mal- voiio f how ist with youl What, man! defy Uie devil: consider he's an enemy to mankind. Mai. Do you know what you say 7 Mar. La you, an you speak ill of the devil, how he takes it at heart! Pray God, he be not bewitched ! Fa'j. Carry his water to the wise woman. Mar. Marry, and it shall be done to-morrow morning, if I live. My lady would not lose him for more than I'll say. Mai. How now, mistress? Mar. O lord ! Sir To. Pry thee, hold thy peace: this is not the way : Do you not see, you move him '{ let me alone with him. Fab. No way but gentleness; gently, gently: the fiend is rough, and will not be roughly used. Sir To. Why, how now, my bawcock !« how dost thou, chuck? Mai. Sir? Sir To. Ay, Biddy, come with me. What, man ! 'tis not for gravity to play at cherry-pit^ with Satan ; Hang him, foul collier! Mar. Get him to say his prayers; good sir To- by, get him to pray. ^[al* My prayers, minx? Mar. No, 1 warrant you,he will not hear of god- liness. Mai. Go hang yourselves all ! you are Idle shal- low things: I am not of your element; you shall know more hereafter. [Exit. Sir To. I s't possible? F(/l>. If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction. Sir To. His very genius hath taken the infection of Lhe device, man. Mar. Nay, pursue him now ; lest the device take uir, and taint. Fab. Why, we shall make him mad, indeed. Mar. The house will he the quieter. Sir To. Come, v^'c'll have him in a dark room, and bound. My niece is already in the belief that he is mad : we may carry it thus, for our pleasure, and his penance, till our very pastime, tired out of breath, prompt us to have mercy on him ; at which time, we wdl bring the device to the bar, and crown thee fur a finder of madmen. But see, but see. Enter Sir Andrew Agce-ciief.k. Fob. More matter for a I\Tay morning. Sir And. Hercs the challenge, read it ; I warrant, ■ Uiere's vinegar and pepper int. Fab. Is't so saucy? I Compauion, o, Tolly cock, heau and coq. f A play amoug boys. Sir A7id. Ay, is it, I warrant him ; do but read. Sir To. Give me. [Reads.] Youth, whatsoever thou art, thou art but a scurvy fellow. Fab. Good and valiant. Sir To. VVondernot nor adnih'e not in thy mbid^ why I do call thee soj for I will show thee no rea- son for^t. Fab. A good note : that keeps you from the blow of the law. Sir To. Thou comest to the lady Olivia, and in my sight she uses thee kindly: but thou liest in thy throat, that is not tlie matter I challenge thee for. Fab. Very brief, and exceeding good sense-less. Sir To. Iivill way-la// thee going tio/ne, where if it be thy chance to kill me, Fab. Good. Sir To. T/iOU killest me like a rogue and a vil- lain. Fab. Still you keep o' the windy side of the law : Good. Sir To. Fare thee ivell ; And God have mercy upon one of our souls / He may have mcrai upon mine ; but my hope is better, aiid so took to Uiyself. Thy friend, as thou usest him, and thy sworn enc' m If. A N n R E w A c; u E-c n E r, K . '.Sir To. If this letter move him not, his legs can- not: I'll givet him. Mar. You may have very fit occasion fort; he is now in some commerce with my lady, and will by and by depart. Sir To. Go, sir Andrew; scout me for him at the corner of the orchard, like a bum-bailirt ; so soon as ever tliou seest him, draw; and, as thou drawest, swear horrible ; for it comes to pass oft, that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sliarp- ly twanged off. gives manftood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him. — Away. Sir And. Nay, let me alone for swearing. [Exit. Sir To. Now will not I deliver his letter: for the behavior of the young gentleman gives him out to be of good capacity and breeding; his employment between his lord and my niece confirms no less; therefore this letter, being so excellently ignorant, will breed no terror in the youth; he will find it comes from a clodpole. But, sir, I will deliver his challenge by word of mouth; set upon Ague-cheek a notable report of valor; and drive the gentleman, (as, I know, this youth will aptly receive it,) into a most hideous opinion of his rage, skill, fury, and impetuosity. This will so frighlen them both, that they will kill one another by the look, like cocka- trices. Enter Olivia and Viola. Fab. Here he comes with your niece: give them way, till he take leave, and presently after him. Sir To. I will meditate the while upon some horrid message for a challenge. [Exeunt Sir Tout, Fabia'v a7id Makia. Oli. 1 have said too much unto a heart of stone, And laid mine honor too unchary out: There's something in me. that reproves my fault; But such a headstrong potent fault it is, That it but mocks reproof. Vio. With the same 'havior that your passion bears. Go on my master's griefs. Oli. Here, wear this jewel for me, 'tis my picture; Kefuse it not, it hath no tongue to vex you : And, I beseech you. conic again to-murrow. What shall yon ask of me. that I'll deny, That honor, sav'd, may upon asking give! Vio. Nothing but this, your true love for my mas- ter. Oli. How with mine honor may I give him that Which I have given to you? Virj. I will acquit you. Oli. Well, come again to-morrow : Fare thee well ; A fiend, hke thee, might bear my soul to hell. [Exit. Re-enter Sir Toby Belch and Fabias. Sir To. Gentleman, God .save thee. I'io. And you, sir. Sir To. That defence thou hast, betake thee to't of what nature the wrongs are thou hast done him, Scene IV. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 75 T know not; but thy intercepter, full of despight, bloody as the hunter, attends thcc at the orchard end: dismount thy tuck,' he yare' in thy prepara- tion, for thy assailant is quick, skilful, aiid deadly. Vio. You mistake, sir : I am sure, no man hath any quarrel to me ; my remembrance is very free and clear from any image of offence done to any man. Sir To. You'll find it otherwise, I assure you : therefore, if you hold your life at any price, betake you to your guard; for your opposite hath in him wliat youth, strength, skill, and wrath, can furnish man withal. Vi-o- I pray you, sir, what is he ? Sir To. He is knight, dubbed witli unhacked rapier, and on carpet consideration ; but he is a devil in private brawl; souls and bodies hath he divorced three ; and his incensement at this moment is so implacaijie, that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of death and sepulchre: hob, nob, is his word; give't or take't. Vio. I will return again into the house, and de- sire some conduct of the lady. I am no fighter. I have heard of some kind of men, that put quarrels purposely on others, to taste their valor; belike, this is a man of that quirk. Sir To. Sir, no; hi3 indignation derives itself out of a very competent injury ; therefore get you on, and give him his desire. Back you shall not to the Iiouse, unless you undertake that with me, which with as much safety you might answer him; there- fore, on, or strip your sword stark naked: for med- dle you must, that's certain, or forswear to wear iron about you. (OV). This is as uncivil, as strange. I beseech you, do me this courteous ofiice, as to know of the knight wlnt my offence to him is: it is something of my negligence, nothing of my purpose. Sir To. I will do so. Signior Kahian, stay you by this gentleman till my return. [Erlt Sir Toby. Vio. Pray you. sir, do you know of this matter? Fab. I know the knight is incensed against you, even to a mortal abitrement; but nothing ot the circumstance more. Vio. I beseech you, what manner of man is hel Fab. Nothing of that wonderful promise, to read nim by his form, as you are like to lind him in the proof of his valor. He is. indeed, sir, the most skilful, bloody, arid fatal opposite that you could possibly have found in any part of Iltyria: Will you v^'alk towards hinil 1 will make your peace witli him, if I can. Vio. I shall be much bound to you for't: I am one, that would rather go with sir priest, than sir knight: I care not who knows so much of my mettle. [Excunl. Re-enlfir Sir Tobt unlh Sir AMmiw. Sir To. Why, man. he's a very devil ; I have not seen such a virago. I had a pass with him, rapier, scabbard, and all, and he gives me the stuck-in,' with such a mortal motion, that it is inevitable; and on the answer, he pays you as surely as your feet hit the ground they step on: They say he has been fencer to the Sophy. Sir And. Pox ont, I'll not meddle with him. Sii- To. Ay, but be will not now be pacified: Fa- bian can scarce hold him yonder. Sir An-I. Plague on't; an I thought he had been v.aliant, and so cunning in fence, I'd have seen him dammed ere I'd have challeiiged him. Let him let the matter slip, and III give him my horse, grey Capilot. .Sir To. I'll make the motion : Stand here, make a good show on't; this shall end without the per- dition of souls. Marry, I'll ride your horse as well as I ride you. [Aside. Re-enter Fabian and Viola. I have hishcrse [To Fab.] to take up the quarrel; I have persuaded him, the youth's a devil. Fah. He is as horribly conceited of him; and pants, and looks pale, as if a bear were at his heels. Sir To. There's noremedy.sir; he will fight with you for his oath's sake: marry, he hath better be- thought him of his quarrel, and he finds that now Bcarce to be worth talking of: therefore draw, for 8 R.ipier. 9 Rnajy. 1 Stoccato, au Italian term in f^'nciug. the supportance of his vow ; he protests, he will not hurt you. I'io. Pray God defend me! A little tiling would make me tell them how much I lack of a man. [Asiile. Fnb. Give ground, if you sec him furious. Sir To. Come, sir .\ndrew, there's no remedy; the gentleman will, for his honor's sake, have oiic bout with you: he cannot by the duello* avoid it: but he has promised me. as he is a gentleman and a soldier, he will not hurt you. Come on ; to t. Sir Arid. Pray God, he keep his oath ! [Draws. Enter Axtonio. Vio. I do assure you, 'tis against my wili.[ Draww. Ant. Put up your sword; — if this young gentle- man Have done offence, I take the fault on me ; If you offend him, I lor him defy you. [Dravins. Sir To. Vou, sir 1 why, what are you .' Ant. One, sir, tiiat for his love dares yet do more Than you have heard him brag to you he will. Sir To. Nay, if you be au undertaker, I am for you. [Draws. Enter two OiScers. Fah. O good sir Toby, hold ; here come the officers. Sir To. I'll be with you anon. [I'd .'Vntomo. Vio. Pray, sir, put uji your sword, if you i)lease. [To Sir AMiiir.w. Sir And. IMarry, will I, sir; — and. for that I promised you. I II be as good as mv word: He will bear you easily, and reins well. 1 Of. This is the man. do thy office. 2 0(/'. ,\ntonio, I arrest thee at tlie suit Of Coiint Orsino. Ant. Y'ou do mistake me, sir. 1 Off. No, sir. no jot; I know your favor well, Though now you have no sea-cap on your head. — Take him away; he knows, I know him well. Ant. 1 must obey.— This comes with seeking you; Hut there's no remedy ; I shall answer it. What will you do? Now my necessity Makes me to ask you for my purse: It grieves me Much more for what I cannot do for you. Than what befals myself. You stand amaz'd ; But be of comfort- 2 Off. Come, sir, away. Ant. I must entreat of you some of that money. Vio. What money, sir .' For the fair kindness you have show'd me here. And, part, being prompted by your present trouble, Out of my lean and low ability 111 lend you something: my having is not much; I'll make division of my present with you: Hold, there is half my coffer. Ant. Will you deny me now ! Is't possible that my deserts to you Can lack persuasion ? Do not tempt my misery. Lest that it make me so unsound a man, As to upbraid you for those kindnesses That I have done for you. Vio. I know of none ; Nor know I you by voice, or any feature : I hate ingratitude more in a man. Than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, Or any taint of vice, whose strong corruption Inhabits our frail hlfiod. Ant. O heavens themselves ! 2 Oif'. Come, sir, I pray you, go. Ant. Let me speak a little. 'Ihis youth that you see here, I snatch'd one half out of the jaws of death ; Reliev'd him with such sanctity of love. And to his image, which, methought, did promise Most venerable worth, did I devotion. I Off. What's that to us! The time goes by: away. Ant. But, 0. how vile an idol proves this god ! — Thou bast. Sebastian, done good feature shame. — In nature there's no blemish, but the mind; None can be called deform'd, but the unkind: Virtue is beauty, but the beauteous evil Are empty trunks, o'erflourish'd by the devil. I Off. The man grows mad ; away with him. Come, come. sir. Ant. Lead me on. [E.vrunt Officers luit/i .Int ^ Laws i>f duel. 70 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act IV. Scene I. Vio. Meth inks, his words do from such passions fly , That he believes himself; so do not I. Prove true, imagination, O, prove true, Tliat 1, dear brotlier, be now ta'en for you ! Sir To. Come hither, knight; come liither, Fabi- an ; we'll whisper o'er a couplet or two of most safje saws. Via. He named Sebastian ; I my brother know Yet hving in my ^lass; even such, and so, In favor was my brother: and he went Still in this fashion, color, ornament, For him I imitate: O, if it prove. Tempests axe kind, and salt waves fresh in love ! [Exit. Sir To. A very dishonest paltry boy, and more a coward than a hare : his dishoiesty appears in leaving his friend here in necessity, and denying him; and for liis cowardship, ask Fabian. Fab. A coward, a most devout coward, religious in it. Sir And. 'Slid, I'll after him again, and beat him. Sir To. Do, cuff him soundly, but never draw thy sword. S'ir yinrf. An I donot,— [Exit, Fab. Come, let's see the event. Sir To. I dare lay any money, 'twill be nothing yet. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE l.—Tlie Street before Olivia's House. Enter Sebastian and Clown. Clo. Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you f Seb. Go to, go to. thou art a foolish fellow ; Let me be clear of thee. Cln. Well held out, i'faith! No, I do not know you ; nor I am not sent to you by my lady, to bid you come speak with her; nor your name is not master Ccsario ; nor this is not my nose neither. — Nothing that is so, is so. * Sc'j. 1 pr'ythee, vent thy folly somewhere else; Thou knovv'st not me. Clo. Vent my folly! He has heard that word of some great man, and now applies it to a fool. Vent my folly ! I am afraid this sreat lubber, the world, wdl prove a cockney. — I pr'ythee now, ungird Ihy strangeness, and tell me what I shall vent to my lady : Shall i vent to her, that thou art coming T Se't. I pr'ytlieo. foolish greek, depart from me; There's money for thee; it thou tarry longer, I shall give worse payment. Clo. By my trotli, thou hast an open hand: — These wise men that give fools money, get them- selves a good report after fourteen years' purchase. Enter Sir Andrew, Sir Tonx and FAniAS. Sir And. Now, sir, have I met you again T there's for you. [Striking Skiiastian. Seb. Wily, there's for thee, and there, and there : Are all the people mad ? [Beating Sir Anduew. Sir To. Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house. Ctu. This will I tell my lady straight: I would not be in some of your coats for two-pence. 1 Kxit Clown. Sir To. Come on, sir; hold. [Ihtding Sf.b. Sir And. Nay, let him alone, I'll go another way to work with him ; I'll have an action of battery against him, if there be any law in Illyria: though I struck him lirsi, yot it's uo matter for that. Seb. Let go tiiy hand. Sir To. Come, sir, I will not let yon go. Come, my young soldier, put up your iron : you are well fleshed; come on. SeJ. I wdl be free from thee. What wouldst thou know T * If thou dar'sl tempt me further, draw thy sword. [Draius. Sir Tn. What, whaf! Nay, then I must have an ounce or two of this malapert blood from you. [Draws. Enter Olivia. Oli. Hold, Toby: on thy life, I charge thee, hold. Sir To. Madam f Oli. Will it be ever thus] Ungracious wretch. Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves. Where manners ne'er were preach' d ! out of my sight. Be not offended, dear Cesario: Rudesby,! begone! — 1 pr'ythee, gentle friend, [E.veu7it Sir 'j'or.v, Sir Avkhew and Fabiax. Let thy fair wisdom, not tliy passion, sway In this uncivil and unjust extent' 3 KaJe fellow. * Violence. Against thy peace. Go with me to my house ; And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks This ruflian hath botched up, that thou thereby Mayst smile at this: thou shalt not choose but go: Do not deny : Beshrew his soul for me. He started one poor heart of mine in tliee. Seb. What relish is in this! how runs the stream T Or I am mad, or else this is a dream : — l.et fancy still my sense in Lethe steep; If it be thus to dream, still let me .sleep : Oli. Nay, come, I pr'ythee: 'Would thou'dst be ruld by me! Seb. Madam, 1 will. Oli. 0, say so, and so be ! [Exeunt. SCENE II.— yl Room i7i Olivia's House. Enter Maria and Clown. Mar. Nay, I pr'ythee, put on this gown, and this beard; make him believe thou art sir Topas, the curate ; do it quickly : I'll call sir Toby the whilst. (iJxi/ Maria. Ctu. Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself int; and I would I were the first that ever dissembled in such a gown. I am not fat enough to become the function well, nor IcBn enough to be thought a good student: but to be said, an hon- est man", and a good housekeeper, goes as fairly, as to say. a careful man and a great scholar. The competitors^ enter. Enter Sir Tobt Br.LCti c;irf Maria. Sir To. Jove bless thee. Master Parson. Clo. Bonos dies,s\t Toby: for as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink. very wittily said to a niece of king dorboduc. That, tliut is, ts ,• so 1, being master parson, am master parson; For what is that, hut that ! and is, but is ! .Sir To. To bim. sir Topas. Clo. What, hoa I say, — Peace in this prison! .S/> To. The knave counterfeitswell ; a ;^ood knave. Mai. \In an inner chamber.} Who calls there] Clo. Sir Topas, the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio, the lunatic. filiil. Su: Topas, sh: Topas, good sir Topas, go to my lady. C7o. Out, hyperbolical fiend ! how vexest thou this man ! talkest thou nothing but of ladies? .Sir To. Well said, master parson. JI/«/. Sir Topas, never was a man thus wronged : good sir Topas, do not think I am mad; they have laid me here in hideous darkness. Clo- I'ie, thou disiioncst Satban ! I call thee by the most modest terms; liir I am one ^-^^ those gen- tle one.s, that will use the devil himself with court- esy : Say'st thou, that house is dark f Mill. As hell, sir Topas. Clo. Wliy, it hath bay-windows transparent as barricadoes, and the clear stones towards the south- north are as lustrous as ebony; and yet complain- cst thou of obstruction? Mai. I am not mad, sir Topas ; I say to you, this house is dark. Clo. Madman, thou errcst: I say. there is no darkness, but ignorance ; in which Ibou art more puziled than the Egyptians in their fog. • CoulVdi:riitca. Act V. Scene I. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 77 Mat.* I say, this house is as dark as igrioranre, though ignorance were as dark as hell; and I say, there was never man thus abused: I am no more mad than you are; make the trial of it in any con- stant question." Clo. What is the opinion of Pythagoras, con- cerning' wild-fowl! Ma/. That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird. C/o. What thinkest thou of his opinion! Mat. I think nobly of the soul, and no way ap- prove his opinion. Clo. Fare thee well: Remain thou still in dark- ness: thou shalt hold the opinion of Pythagoras, ere I will allow of thy wits; and fear to kill a wood- cock, lest thou dispossess the soul of thy grandam. Fare thee well. Mai. Sir Topas, sir Topas, — Sir To. My most exquisite sir Topas! Clo. Nay, I'm for all waters.' Mar, Thou mighLst have done this without-thy beard and gown ; he sees thee not. Sir To. To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how thou findest him : I would, we were well rid of this knaver>'. If he may be conveniently delivered, I would he were; for I am now so far in offence with my niece, that I cannot pursue with any safety this sport to the upsliot. Come by and by to my chamber. [Exeunf Hir Tody a/idMARiA. Clo. Heii Robin.joUy Robin. Tell me fu^w thy lathj does. [Singing. Mai. Fool,— Clo. Ml/ ladi/ is unkind, perdy. Mai. Fool,— Clo. Alas, tchij is she so ? Mai. Fool, I say ; — C!o. She loves uuolher — Who calls, ha ? Mai. Good tool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink, and paper; as I am a gentleman, I will live to be thank- ful to thee for i. Clo. Master Malvolio! Mai. Ay, good fool. Clo. Alas, sir, how fell you beside your five wits t Mai. Fool, there was never man so notoriously abused; 1 am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art. Clo. But as well T tlien you are mad, indeed, if you be no better in your wits than a fool. Mai. They have here propertied me; keep me in darkness, send ministers to me, asses, and do all they can to face me out of my wits. Clo. Advise you what you say ; the minister is here. MalvoHo. Malvolio, thy wits the heavens re- store ! endeavor thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain liibhie babble. Mai. Sir Topas, Clo. Maintain no words with him. good fellow. — who, 1, sir ! not 1, sir. God b' wi' you, good sir Topas. — Marry, amen. — I will, sir, I will. Mai Fool, fool, fool, I say, — Clo. Alas. sir. be patient. What say you, sir! I am shenta for speaking to you- Mai. Good tool, help me to some light, and some paper; I tell thee, 1 am as well in my wits, as any man in lliyria. Clo. Well-a-day, — that you were, sir ! Mai. By this hand, I am : Good fool, some ink, paper, and light, and convey what I will set down to my lady ; it shall advantage thee more than ever the bearing of letter did. Clo. I will help you lo 't. But tell me true, are you not mad indeed? or do you but counterfeit! Mai. Believe me, I am not; I tell thee true. Clo. Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman, till I see his brains. I will fetch youhght,and paper, and ink. Mai. Fool, I'll requite it in the higliest clegree : I prythee be gone. Clo. / am gonCj sir. And anoJi, sir, ril he ivith you again^ In a irici ; Like to the old vice^ Your need to sustain. Who with dagger of lath, In his rage and his n-ra/h. Cries, ah, ha ! to the devil: Like a mad lad, Pare thy nails, dad. Adieu, good man drivel. [Exit. SCENE III.— Olivia's Garden. Enter Sebastiax. Seb. This is tJie air; that is the glorious sun; This pearl she gave me. I do feel 't and see't: And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus. Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio then ! I could not find him at the Elephant: Yet there he was; and there I found his credit,' That he did range the town to seek me out. His counsel now might do me golden service: For though my soul disputes well with my sense, That this may be some error, but no madness, Y'et doth this accident and flood of fortune So far exceed all instance, all discourse. That I am ready to distrust mine eyes, And wrangle with my reason, that persuades me To any other trust, but that I am mad, Or else the lady's mad ; yet, if "twere so. She could not sway her house, command her fol- lowers. Take, and give back, affairs and their despatch. With such a smooth, discreet, and stable bearing, As, I perceive, she does: there's something in't, That IS deceivable. But here comes the lady. Enter Olivia and a Priest Oil. Blame not this haste of mine; If you mean well, Now go with me. and with this holy man, Into the chantry by: there, before him, And underneath that consecrated roof, Plight me the full assurance of your faith; That my most jealous and too d.oubtful sou May live at peace : He shall conceal it, Whiles* you are willing it shall come to note; What time we will our celebration keep According to my birth. — What do you say ? Seb. I'll follow this good man, and go with you; And, having sworn truth, ever will be true. Oil. Then lead the way, good father; And heaven so shine. That they may fairly note this act of mine ! [Exeunt ACT V. SCENE I.— The Street before OUxin's House. Enter Clown a}id Fabian. Fab. Now. as thou lovrst me, let me see his letter. Clo. Good master Fabian, grant me another re- quest. Fab. Any thing. Clo. Do not desire to see this letter. Fab. Thot is, to give a dog, and, in recompense, desire my dog agam. e Regular conversation. ' Any otlipr Oem as well as a Topaz. 8 Scolded, reprimanded- Eiiter Di'KE, Viola, and Attendants. Duke. Belong you to the lady Olivia, friends? Cla. Ay, sir ; we are some of her trappings. Duke. I know thee well; How dost thou, my good fellow 1 Clo. Truly, sir, the better for my foes, and the worse for my friends. Duke. J ust the contrary ; the better for thy friends. do. No, sir, tiie worse. Duke. How can that be 1 » A buffoon chfiracter in the ol J plays, and father of the modem Harlequin. 1 Account •Until. 78 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act V. CU). Marry, sir, they praise me, and make an ass of me; now my toes tell me plainly I am an ass: so tiiat by my lues, sir, 1 protit in the knowledge of niy^self; and by uiy friends 1 am abused : so tliat, conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives make your two airirmatives, wliy then the worse Ibr my friends, and the better for my Ibes. Duke. Why, this is excellent. C/w. By my trotii, sir, no ; though it please you to be one of my friends. Duke. Thou shall not be thp worse for me; there's goid. Vlij. But that it would be double-dealing, sir, I would you could make it another. Duk-. (-», you give me ill counsel. Cln, Put your grace in your pocket, sir, for this once, and let your Uesh and blood obey it. Dnke. Well, 1 will be so much a sinner to be a double-dealer; there's another. Clo. Frimo, aecundo, ttrtio, is a good play ; and tlie old saying is, the third pays for all : the triplex, eir, is a good tripping measure ; or the bells of St. Bennet, sir, may put you in mind ; One, two, three. Duke. You can fool no more money out of me at this throw : if you wdl let your lady know, 1 am here to speak witli her, and bring her along with you. it may awake my bounty further. Clu. Marry, sir, lullaby to j our bounty till I come again. I go, sir; but 1 would not have you to think, that my desire of having is the sin of covet- ousness: but as you say, sir, let your bounty take a nap, I will awake it anon. [Exit Clown. Enter Antonio and Ofiicers. Vio. Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me. Duke. That face of his 1 do remember well ; Yet, when I saw it last, it was besmear'd As black as Vulcan, in tlie smoke of war: A bawbling vessel was he captain of, For shallow draught, and bulk, unprizable ; With which such scathful grapple did he make With the most noble botto.n of our Hcet, That very envy, and tile tongue of loss, Cry-'d f ime and honor on him. What's the matter 1 1 Off'. Orsino, this is that Antonio, That "took tlie Phoenix, and her fraught" from Candy ; And this is he, that did the Tiger board, When your young nephew Titus lost his leg: Here in the streets, desperate of shame, and .state, In private bra'ible did we apprehend him. I'io. He did me kindness, sir; drew on my side ; But, in conclusion, put strange speech upon me, I know not what 'twas, but distraction. Duke. Notable pirate ! thou salt-water thief! W hat loolisli boldness brought thee to their mercies, Whom thou, ill terms so bloody, and so dear, Hast made thine enemies ! jint. Orsino, noble sir, Be pleas'd that I shake off these names you give me ; Antonio never yet was thief, or pirate; Though, I confess, on base and ground enough, Orsino's enemy. A witchcraft drew me hither ; That most ingrateful boy there, by your side, From the rude sea's enragd and foamy mouth Did I rcdpem; a wreck past hope he was: His life I gave him, and did thereto add My lovo, without retention, or restraint. All his in dedication: lor his sake. Did 1 expose myself, pure for his love, Into the danger of this adverse town ; Drew to delcnd hiiii, when he was beset; Where being apprehended, his false cunning, (Not meaning to partake with me in danger,) Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance, And grew a twenty-years-removed thing. While one would wink; denied me mine own purse, Which I had recommended to his use JSot half an hour before. yif). How can this be" Duke. When came he to this town'! Ant. To-day, my lord; and for three montlis before, (No interim, not a minute's vacancy,) Both day and night did we keep company. Enter Olivia and Attendants. PuliC. Here comes the countess; now heaven walks on earth. 3 Freight. But for thee, fellow, fellow, (hy words arc madness : Three months this youth hath tendtd upon me; But more of that anon. Take him aside. Uti. What would my lord, but that he may not have, Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable '! Cesario, you do not keep promise with me. P'io. Madam! Duke. Gracious Olivia,— — Oi!j. What do you say, Cesario '! Good my lord, Vio. My lord would speak, my duty hushes tie. Oli. If it be aught to tlie old tune, my lord, It is as fat* and fulsome to mine ear. As iiowling after music. fluke. Still so cruel 1 Uii. Still so constant, lord. Duke- What! to perverseness! you uncivil lady, To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars My soul the faithfuU'st ofl'erings hath breath'd out. That e'er devotion tender'd ! What shall 1 do ! Oli. Kven what it please my lord, tliat shall be- come him. Duke. Why should I not, had I the heart to doit, Like to the Kgyptian thief, at point of death. Kill what I love; a savage jealousy. That sometime savors nobly ! — But hear me this: Since you to non-regardance cast my faith, And that I partly know the instrument That screws me from my true place in your favor. Live you, the marble-breasted tyrant, still; But this, your minion, whom, 1 know, you love, And whom, by heaven, 1 swear, I tender dearly, Him will I tear out of that cruel eye, Where he sits crowned in his master's spite. — Come boy, with me; my thoughts are ripo in mis- chief; I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love. To spite a raven's heart within a dove. {Going, Vio. And I, most jocund, apt. and willingly. To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die. [Fullowins- Oli. Where goes Cesario? Vio. After him I love. More than I love these eyes, more than my life, More, by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife: If I do leign, you witnesses above, Punish my life, for tainting of my love! Oti. Ah me, detested! how am I beguil'd ! Vio. Who does beguile you ! who does do you wrong'! Oli. Hast thou forgot thyself? Is it so long? — Call forth the lioly fatlier. \ExU an Attendant. Duke. Come away. [To Viola. Oli. Whither, my lord ? — Cesario, husband, stay. Duke. Husband! Oli. Ay, husband; Can he that deny ? Duke. Her husband, sirrah ! Vio. No, ray lord, not I. Oli. Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear, That makes thee strangle thy propriety; Fear not. Cesario, take thy fortunes up ; Be that thou knovv'st thou art, and then thou art As great as that thou fear'st. — O, welcome, fatlier! Re-enter Attendant and Priest Father, I charge thee, by thy reverence. Here to unfold (though lately we intended To keep in darkness, what occasion now Reveals belbre 'tis ripe) what thou dost know Hath newly past between this youth and me. Friest. A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands. Attested by the holy close of lips, Strengthened by interchangement of your rings; And all the ceremony of this compact Scal'd in my function, by my testimony : Since when, my watch liatli told nie, toward my grave, I have traveli'd but two hours. Duke. O thouili>seiiibliiig cub! what wilt tliou be. When time hath sow d a grizzle on thy case ! Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow. That thine own trip shall he thine overthrow .' Farewell, and take her; but direct thy liiet. Where thou and I henceforth may never meet. Vio. fily lord, I do protest,— Oti, O, do not swear ; * Dull, gross. Scene I. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 7y Hold little faith, though thou hast too much fear. Enter Sir Asdkew Agce-cheek, with his head broken* Sir And. For the love of God, a surgeon ; send one prosentlj,' to sir Toby. Oil. What's the matter ! Sir And. He has broke my head across, and has given sir Toby a bloody coxcomb too: for the love of tiod, your help : 1 had rather than forty pound, I were at home. Oli. Who has done this, sir Andrew? Sir Afci. Tile count*s f^entletnan, one Cesario: we took him for a coward, but he's the very devU iiicardiaate. liuke. My gentleman, Cesario! Sir And. (Id's lifelings, here he is : — You broke my head for nothin^r ; and that that I did, I was set on to do't by sir Toby. Viu. Why do you speak to me ? I never hurt you : You drew your sword upon me, without cause; But I bcspake you fair, and hurt you not. Sir And. If a blootly coxcomb be a hurt, you have hurt me; I think, you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb. Enlcr Sir Tobt Belch, drunk, led by the Clown. Here comes sir Toby halting, you shall hear more: hut if he had not been in drink, he would have tickled you olhergatesi than he did. Duke. How now, gentleman'! How is'twith j-ou? Sir To. That's all one; he has hurt me, and there's the end on't. — Sot, did'st see Dick surgeon, sot! Clo. he's drunk, sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes were set at eight i' the morning. Sir To. Then he's a rogue. A Iter a passy-mea- sure, or a pavin ;« I hate a drunken rogue. Oli. Away with him: Who liatli made tliis havoc with them ! Sir And. I'll help you, sir Toby, because we'll be dressed tosether. Sir To. Will you help an ass-head, and a cox- comb, and a knave! a thin-faced knave, a gull! Oli. (Jet him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to. lExeunt Clown, Sir Tout and Sir Anuhew. Enter Sebastian. Seb. I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kins- man ; But had it been the brother of my blood, I must have done no less, with wit, and safety. You throw a strange regard upon me, and By that 1 do perceive it hath oltendcd you; Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows We made each other but so late ago. Duke. One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons ; A natural persjiective, that is, and is not. Se!j. Antonio, mv dear Antonio ! How have the hours r'ackd and tortur'd me, Since 1 have lost thee ! Ant. Sebastian are you 1 Seb. Fear'st thou that, Antonio " AnI. How have you made division of yourself! — An apple, cleft in 'two, is not more twin Than Miese two creatures. Which is Sebastian'! Oli. Most wonderful ! Set). Do I stand there 1 I never had a brother : Nor can there be that deity in my nature. Of here and every where. I liad a sister, W honi the blind waves and surges have devour'd :— Of charity, what kin are > on to me ! [To Viola. W hat countryman ''. what name 1 what parentage T Vio- OfMessaline: Sebastian Wiis my father; Such a Sebastian was my brotlicr too. So went he suited to his watery tomb: If spirits can assume both form and suit, You come to fright us. Stb. A spirit I am, indeed; But am in that dimension grossly clad. Which from the womb I did participate. Were you a woman, as the rest goes even, I sliouid my tears let fall upon your cheek. And say — Thrice welcome, drowned Viola! Vin. 'My father had a mole upon his brow. S('>. And so had mine. l'i'«. And died that day when Viola from her birth Had number'd thirteen years *Otherways. e Serious dances. Seb. O, that record is lively in my soul! He finished, indeed, liis mortal act That day that made my sister thirteen years. Vio. If nothing lets to make us happy both, But this my masculine usurp'd attire, Do not embrace me, till each circumstance Of place, time, fortune, do cohere, and jump, That I am Viola: which to confirm, 1 11 bring you to a captain in this town. Where lie my maiden weeds ; by whose gentle help I was preserv'd, to serve this noble count: All the occurrence of my fortune since Hath been between this lady and this lord. Seb. So comes it, lady, you have been mistook: [To Olivia. But nature to her bias drew in that. You would have been contracted to a maid; Nor are you therein, by my life, deceived. You are betroth'd both to a maid and man. Duke. Benotamaz'd; right noble is his blood. — If this be so, as yet the glass seems true, I shall have share in this most liapj)y wreck : Boy, thou hast said to mc a thousand times, [To Viola. Thou never shouldst love woman like to me. T7ii, And all those sayings will I over-swear; And all those swearings keep as true in soul. As doth that orb'd continent, the lire. That severs day from night. Duke. Give me thy hand ; And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds. I'io. The captain, that did bring me first on shore, Hath my maicls garments: he, upon some action, Is now in durance; at Malvolio's suit, A gentleman, and follower of my lady's. Oli. He shall enlarge him; — Fetch Malvolio hither: — .4nd yet, alas, now I remember mc. They say, poor gentleman, he's much distract Re-enter Clown, with a Letter. .K most extracting frenzy of mine own From my remembrance clearly banish'd his. — How docs he, sirrah ! Clo. Truly, madam, he holds Beelzebub at the stave's end, as well as a man in his case may do : he has here writ a letter to you ; I should have giv- en it to you to-day morning; but as a madman's epistles are no gospels, so it skills not much, when they are delivered. Oli. Open it, and read it. Clo. Look then to be well edified, when the fool delivers the madman : — Hij the Lord, madam, — Oli. How now, art thou mad! Clo. No, madam, I do but read madness : an your ladyship will have it as it ought to be, you must allow vox.'' Oli. Pr'ylhce, read i' thy right wits. Clo. Sol do, madonna ; but to read his right wits is to read thus: therefore perpend,' my princess and give ear. Oli. Read it you, sirrah. [ToFaiiian. Fab. [Reads.] By the lord, madam, you irrong me, and the world shall knoiv it : though you hare put me into darkness, and given your drunken cousin rttle over me, yet tmve I the'btnejit of my .senses as well as your ladyshij*. I have your own letter that induced me to the semblance I put on ; with the which I dnubt not but to do myself much right, or ijou much sha7ne. Think (f me as you plca.ye. I leave my duty a little unthoug/if of, and speak out of nty injury. Ttie madly used Malvolio. Oli. Did he write this'! Clo. Ay, madam. ]}uke. This savors not much of distraction. Oli. See him deliver'd, Fabian ; bring him hither. [Lxil Fabian'. My lord, so please you, these things further thought on, To think me as well a sister as a wife, One day shall crown the alliance on't, so please you. Here at my house, and at my proper cost. Duke. Madam, I am most apt to embrace your ofl'er. — Your master quits you ; [To Viola] and, for your service done him. So much against the mettle" of your sex, ' Voice. • Attend. 8 Frame and constitution. 80 TWELFTH NIGHT : OR, WHAT YOU WILL. Act V. So far beneath your soft and tender breeding, And since you call'd nie master for so long, flere is my lumd ; you shall from this time be Your master's mistress. on. A sister? — you are she. Re-enter Fabian with Malvolio. Duke. Is tills the madman T OIL Ay, my lord, the same : How now, Malvolio'! MaL Madam, you have done me wrong, Notorious wrong. Oli. Have I, Malvolio? no. Mai. Lady, you have. Pray you peruse that letter. You must not now deny it is your hand, Write trom it, if you can, in hand, or phrase; Or say, 'tis not your seal, nor your invention: You can say none of this : Wei!, grant it then. And tell me, in the modesty of honor, wiiy you have given me such clear lights of favor; Bade ine come pmiUng, and cross-gartered to you, To put on yellow stockings, and to frown Upon sir Toby, and the hghtcr peojjlc : And, acting this in an obedient hope. Why have you sutfer'd me to be imprison''d, Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest, And made the most notorious gecli,» and gull, That e'er invention play'd on ? tell me why. Oli. Alas, Malvoho, this is not my writing, Thou;ih I confess much like the character: But out of question, "tis Marians hand. And now 1 do betiiink me, it was she First told me, thou wast mad ; then cam'st in smiling, And in such forms which here were presuppos'd Upon thee in the letter. Pr'ythce, be content: This practice hath most shrewdly pass'd upon thee ; But when we know the grounds and authors of it, Thou shall be botli the plaintid' and the judge Of thine own cause. Fab. Good madam, hear me speak; And let no quarrel, nor no brawl to come. Taint the condition of this present hour, Which I have wonder'd at. In hope it shall not, Most freely I confess, myself and Toby Set this device against Malvoho here. Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts We had conceived against him: Maria writ The letter, at sir Tobys °;reat importance ;*» In recompense whereof, ne hath married Iier. How with a sportful noahce it was follow'd, I JcoL • Importunity. M:iy rather pluck on laughter than revenge; If tliat the injuries be justly weigh" d, That have on both sides past. Oli. Alas, poor fool ! how have they baffled thee ! Clo. Why, smue are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have g?-eainesfi ikroivn upon them, I was one, sir, in tliisinterlude; onesir To- pas, sir; but that's all one : — By the L(n'd^ fool, 1 am not 7»arf;— But do you remember? Madaniy why tattsh you at such a barrrcn rascal? an you smile mji, he's ga^g''d.- And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges. Mai. Ill be revenged on the whole pack of you. [ExiL Oli. He hath been most notoriously abused. iJahe. Pursue liim, and entreat him to a peace; — He hall] not told us of the captain yet; Wlien that is known and golden lime convents," A solemn combination shall be made Of our dear souls: — Mean time, sweet sister, We will not part from hence. — Cesario, come, For so you sliall be while you are a man: liut, when in other habits you are seen, Orsinos mistress, and his fancy's queen. [Exeunt* SONG. Clo. When that I was and a little tiny hoy^ With hey, ho, the tvind and the rain, A foolish thing wa^t but a toy, For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came to man^s estate. With hey, ho, the wind ami the ?-ain, ^Gainst knave and thief men shut their ^ate, Fur the rain it raineth every day. But when I came, alas! to tvive, With ftey, ho, the wind and the rain, By swaggering could I never thrive, For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came unto my bed. When tiey, ho, the wind and the rain, With toss-pots stilt had drunken head, For the rain it raineth every day. A great irhile ago the world, begun. With hey, ho, the ivind and th£ rain. But that's all one, our play is done. And weHl strive to please you every day. lExiU ■ Shall serve.' I MEASURE FOE MEASURE. PERSONS REPRESENTED. ViNCENTio, Duke nf Vienna. AwGEi.0, Lord Depti/v in the Duke's absence, EscALus, an ancient l,nrd,joined witti Angelo in the deputation. CtAUDio, a younf^ Gentleman. Lucio, a Fantastic. Two oilier like Gentlemen. Varbius, a Gentleman, Servant to the Duke. Provost. JbT;,S T.. Friars. A Justice. Elbow, a simple Constable. FnoTH, a fooluih gentleman. Clowx, Servant to Ulrs. Overdone. Ahhoiisos, an Executioner. Bahxabdine, a dissolute Prisoner. Isahella, Suiter to Claudio. INlAniANA, tietrothed to Angelo, JCLiF.T, beloved hij Claudio. FiiAycTSCA, a Nun. Mistress Oyt-nuasfi, a bawd. Lords, Gentlemen, Guards, Officers, and other Attendants. SCENE.— Vienna. ACT I. SCENE I.— An Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Escalcs, and Lords. Duke. Escalus, — Esc. My lord. Duke. Of government tlie properties to unfold, Would seem in me V affect sjieech and discourse, Since I am put to know, tliat your own science Exceeds in that the lists of all advice My strength can give you : Then no more remains But that to your suliiriency, as your worth is able, And let them work. The I'lature of our people, Our city's institutions, and the terms For common justice, y" are as pregnant in As art and practice hath enriched any That we remember : There is our commission, From which we would not have you v\-arp. Call hither, I say, bid come before us, Angelo. — What figure of us think you he willbear ! For you must know, we have with special soul Elected him our absence to supply ; Lent him our terror, drcst liun with our love, And given his deputations all the organs Of our own power: What think yon of it ^ Esc. If any in Vienna be of worth To undergo such ample grace and honor, It is lord .\ngclo. Enter Atig^i.o. Duke. Look, where he comes. Ang. Always obedient to your grace's will, I come to know your pleasure. Duke. Angelo, There is a kind of character in thy life, That, to th' observer, doth thy history Fully unfold : — Thyself, and thy belongings, Are not thine own so proper, as to waste Thyself upon thy virtues, them on thee. Heaven doth with us, as we with torclies do. Not light them f)r themselves: for if our virtues Did not go forth of us, 'twere all alike 6 As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd But to fine issues : nor nature never lends The smallest scruple of her excellence, > Rut, like a thrifty sjoddcss, she determines Herself the glory of a creditor. Both thanks and use : but I do bend my speech To one tliat can my part in him advertise; Hold, therefore, Angelo: In our remove, be thou at full ourself ; Mortality and mercy in Vienna Live in thy tongue and heart : Old Escalus, Though first in question, is thy secondary. Take thy commission. Ang. Now, good my lord, Let there be some more test made of my metal, Before so noble ami so great a figure Be stamp'd upon it. Duke. No more evasion: We have with a leaven'd and prepar'd choice Proceeded to yon ; therefore take your honors. Our haste from hence is of so quick condition. That it prefers itself, and leaves unq\iestion'd Matters of needful value. We shall write to you. As time and our concernings shall imp6rtune. How it goes with us, and do look to know What doth befall you here. So, fare you well : To th" hopeful execution do I leave ybu Of your commissions. Aug. Yet, give leave, my lord. That we may bring you something on the way. Duke. My haste may not admit it; Nor need you. on mine honor, have to do With any scruple : your scope is as mine own. So to enforce or qualify the laws A s to your soul seems good : — Give me your hand : I'll privily away; I love the people. But do not like to stage me to their eyes: Though it do well, I do not relish well Their loud applause, and avei vehement: Nor do 1 think the man of safe discretion That does alli^ct it. Once more, fare you well. Ang, The heavens give safety to your purposes . 81 S2 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act I. £.sr. Lead forth. Olid briiiLT you back in happiness! Duke. I thank juu.— Fare jou wcIJ. [Exit. E>:c. I shall desire you, sir, io gi\e me leave To have free tpeccti wilh you ; and it concerns me To looli into the bottom ol my phice: A power i have, but of what strength and nature, I am not yet ijisLiucted. Ang. *Tis so with me: — Let us withdraw to- gether, And we may soon our satisfaction have Touching lliat point. £sc. 111 wait upon your iionor- [Exeunt. SCENE U.—A Street. Enter Lucio, and two Gentlemen. Lucio. If the duke, with the other dukes, come rot to composition with tlie king of Hungary, why then :dl the dukes fall upon the king. 1 <.!':, if. Heaven grant us its peace ; but not the king of Hungary's ! 2 Gent. Amen. Lucio. Tliou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the ten commandments, but scraped one out oi the table. 2 Ge)it. Thou shalt not steal? Lucio. Ay. that he razed. 1 Gent. \Vhy, 'twiis a commandment to com- mand tJie captain and all the rest from their func- tions; they put liirtii to steal : there's not a soldier of us all, that, in tiie thahks;^iving hel'ore meat, doth lehsh the petition well tliat |)rays Inr peace. 2 Gent. I never heard any sukher dislike it. L'tciii. I believe tliee; tor, 1 think, thou never wast where grace was snid. 2 GL'nf. No7 a dozen times at least. 1 Gent. What] in metre 1 Lucin. In any proportion,' or in any language. 1 Gent. I think, or in any religion. Lucio. Ay ! why not ? (^race is grace, despite of all controversy : as. for example, thou thyself art a wicked villain, de^^pite of all grace. 1 Gent. Well, there went but a pair of sheers between us.* Lucio. I grant; as there mil y between the lists and the velvet: thou art tlie list. 1 Gent. And tJiou the velvet : thou art good vel- vet : thou art a three-pil'd piece, I warrant thee : I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be pifd, as thou art pil d, for a French velvet."! Do I speak feelingly now 1 Lucio. 1 think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of tliy sjieech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst 1 live, forget to drink after thoc. 1 Gent. I think I have done myself wrong ; have I not? 2 Gent. Yes, that thou hast; whether thou art tainted, or free. Lucio. Behold, behold, where Madam Mitigation comes! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof, as come to — 2 Gent. To what, I pray ? 1 Gent. Judge. 2 Gent. To three thousand dollars a year. 1 Gent. Ay, and more. Lucio. A French crown* more. 1 Gent. Thou art always figuring diseases in me: but thou art full of error; I am sound. Lucio. Nay. not as one would say, healthy, but so sound, as things that are hollow: thy bones ai-e hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee. Enter Bawd. 1 Ge;//. How nnwl Which of your Iiips has the most profound sciatica '^. Bau"i. Well, well; there's one yonder, an-eeted, and carried to prison, was worth five thousand of you all. 1 Gent. Who's that, I pray theel Jiaivd. Marry sir. that's Claudio, Signior Claudio. I Gent. Claudio to i)rison! 'tis not so. Botrd. Nay, but I know 'tis so: I saw him ar- rested ; saw him carried away ; and, which is more, within these tlnce days his head's lobe chopped ofl". I Measure. a.V cut of the sam<^ cloth. aA ji^st on the lo^is of h.air by the French disea.se. • Ccn'ona Vcncj-is. Lucio But, after iiU this fooling, I would not have it so: art thou sure of this? Bawd. I am too sure of it; and it is for getting Madam Julietta witli child. Lucio. Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since ; and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. 2 Gent. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. 1 Gent. But most of all, agreeing with the pro- clamation. Lucio. Away; lets go learn the truth of it. [Exeunt htcio and Gentlemen. Bated. Thus, wdiat with the war, what with tho sweat ;» what wilh the gallows, and what wilh pov- erty, 1 am custom-shrunk. How now! -what's the news with you .' Enter Clown. Clown. Yonder man is carried to prison. Bawd, Well ; what has he done ! Ctown. A woman. Bawd. But what's his offence? C/inen. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. Biiwd. What, is there a maid with child by himl Cl'nrn. No; but there's a wom:in with maid by him: you have not heard of the proclamation, have }■ u ? Bawd. What proclamation, man! Clown. All houses in the suburbs of 'Vienna must be pluck'd down. Baivd. Aiid what shall become of those in the city! Clown. They shall stand for seed: thoy had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Bawd. But, shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down! Vhavn. To the ground, mistress. Bawd. Why. here's a change indeed in the com- monwealth: what shall becoriie of me! CUnvn. Come, fear not you; good counsellors lack no clients. Though you change your place, you need not change your"trade; I'll be your tap- ster still. Courage ; there will be pity taken on you : you that have w'orn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. Baivd. What's to do here'! Thoma-s Tapster, let's withdraw. Clown. Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison: and there's madam Juliet. [Exeimf. SCENE Ul.-— Ttie same. Enter Provost, CLAvnio, Juliet, and Officers. Claud. Fellow, why dost thou sliow me thus to the world. Bear me to prison, where I am conunitted. Proc. I do it not in evil disposition, But from lord Angelo by special char^ie. Claud. Thus can thedemi-god, Authority, Make us pay down for ourolfence by weight. — The words of heaven; on wliom it will, it will; On whom it will not, so; yet still 'tis just. £'??/fr Lrcio. Lucio. Why, hovi' now, Claudio] whence comes this restraint ! Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, lib- erty : As surfeit is the father of much fist, So every scope by the innnoderate use Turns to restraint: Our natures do pursue ( Like rats that ravin down their proper haue) A tiiirsty evil ; and when we drink, we die. Lucio. If 1 could speak .so wisely under an .irrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: And yet, to say the truth. 1 had as lief have the foppery of freedom, as the morality of imprisonment. — What's thy od'ence, Claudio ! Claud. What, but to speak of would offend again. Lxicio. What is it? nmrder'! Claud. No. Lucio. Lechery 1 Claud. Call it'so. Prov. Away, sir; you must go. Claud. One word, good friend : — Lucio, a word with you. [Takes him aside, » The SATcating EickncsB. ScEXE 1^1 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 83 hnci'i- A liuiitlrcil, li'tlicy'li do you any good. Is lechery so loOf\ d aitt-r i Ciuud. Idus stands il with me; — Upon a true contract, I ^ot posses..:io!i of Julietta's bed ; You know the hidy ; she is last iny wife, Save tliat we do the denunciation lack Of outward order; this we came nut to, Only for propitiation of a dower Remaining in the coder of her friends; From whom we thoujjlit it meet to hide our love, Tih time had made them for us. But it chances. The stealth of our most mutual intercourse, With character too i^ross, is writ on Juliet. Liicio. With child, perhaps ! Claud. Unhappily, even so. And the new deputy now for the duke, — Whether it be the fault and glimijse of newness; Or whether that the body public be A horse whereon the governor doth ride, \Vho newly in the scat, that it may know He can command, let's it straight teei tlie spiar: Whether the tyranny be in his place, ()r in his eminence that lills it up, 1 stagger in; — liut this new governor Awakes me all tlie unrolled penalties, Wliich have, like unscoured armor, hung by the wall So long, that nineteen zodiacs have gone round. And none of them been worn; and tor a name, Now puts the drowsy and neglected act Freshly on me; — 'tis, surely, lor a name. • Luciu. I warrant, it is: and thy li-iad stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a mdk-maid, if she be in love, may sigh it otl". Send afler tlie duke, and appeal to hiin. Claud. I have done so, but lies not to be found. I pr'ythce, Lucio, do me this kiiul service: This day my sister should tlie cloister enter, And there receive her approbation,: Acquaint her with the danger of my state; Implore her, in my voice, that she make friends To the stric. deputy : bid herself assay him; I have great hope in that; for in her youth There is a prone and speechless dialect, Such as moves men ; beside, she hath prosperous art When she will play with reason and discourse. And well she can persuade- Lucio. I pray, she may: as well for the encour- agement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition; as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus Ibolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. LucUi. Within two hours, — Claud. Come, ollicer, away. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— A Monaslery. Enter Duke and Friar Tuom.is. Buke. No ; holy father ; throw away that thought ; lieLeve not that the ilribbling dart of love Can pierce a complete bosom; why 1 desire thee To give me secret harbor, hath a purpose More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends Of burning youth. Fi-i. May your grace speak of it 7 Duke. My holy sir, none better knows than you How I have ever lovd the life remov'd; And held in idle price to haunt assemblies. Where youth and cost, and ivitless bravery keeps. I have deliverd to lord Angelo (A man of stricture and linn abstinence) My absolute power and place here in Vienna, And he supposes me travell'd to Poland ; For so I have strew'd it in the common ear, < And so it is receiv'd: Now. pious sir. You will demand of me, why 1 do this? Fri. Gladly, my lord. Duke. We have strict statutes, and most biting laws, (The needful bits and curbs for headstrong steeds,) Which for these fourteen years we have let sleep ; Even like an o'er-grown lion in a cave. That goes not out to prey : Now. as fund fathers Having bound up the threat'ning twigs of birch, Only to stick itiy their children's sight, For terror, not to use ; in time the rod Becomes more mock'd than fcar'd; so our decrees, Dead to iniliction. to themselves are dead; And liberty plucks justice by the nose; 'I'hc baiiy beats the nurse, and quite atliwart Goes all decorum. Fri. It rested in your grace To unloose tiiis tied-uj) justice when you pleas'd; .\ud it in you more dreadful would have seem'd. Than in lord Angelo. Duke. I do fear, too dreadful: Sith 'twas my fault, to gi\e the people scope, 'Twould bo my tyranny to strike, and gall them For what I bid them do : For we bid this be done. When evil deeds have their permissive pass. And not tlie punisliment. Therefore, indeed, my father, I have on Angelo imposed the ofTice; Who may, in the ambush of my name, strike home. And yet my nature never in the sight. To do it slander: And to behold his sway, I will, as "twere a brother of your order. Visit both prince and people; therefore, I pr'ylliee. Supply me with the habit, and instruct me How 1 may formally in person bear nic Like a true friar. More reasons for this action, At our more leisure sliall I render jou; Only, this one : — Lord .\ngelo is precise ; Stands at a guard with envy ; scarce confesses That his blood flows, or that his appetite Is more to bread than stone : Hence shall we see, If power change purpose, what qur seemers be. [Exeunt. SCENE Y.— A Nunnery. Enter Isabella and Fraxcisca. I^ab. And have you nuns no further privileges? Fran. Arc not these large enough 1 I.-ah. Yes. truly: 1 speak not as desiring more; But rather wishing a more strict restraint Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of saint Clare. Lucio. Ho ! Peace be in this place ! | IVilkin hah. Who's that which calls ? Fran. It is a man's voice : Gentle Isabelka. Turn you the key, and know his business of him; You niay, I may not; you are yet unsworn : When J ou have vowed, you must not speak witli men. But in the presence of the prioress: Then, if you speak, you must not show your face ; Or if you show yonr liice. you must not speak. He calls again; 1 pray you answer him. [Exit KnANCiscA. Isab. Peace and prosperity ! Who is't that calls? Enter Lucio. Lucin. Hail, vir::in, if you he; as tho.^e cheek-roses Proclaim you are nf» less ! Can you so stead rac. As bring me to the sight of Isabella. A novice of this place, and the fair sister To her unhappy brother Claudio ] Isah. Why licr unhappy brother? let me ask; The rather, i'ox I, now must make you know I am that Isabella, and his sister. Lucio. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets yon ; Not to be weary with you, he's in prison. J.iah. Woe me! For what? Lucio. For that which if myself might be his judge. He should receive his punishment in thanks: He hath got his friend with child. Imh. Sir, make me not your story .« Lucin. It is true. I would not — thoush 'tis my fiimiliar sin \V ith maids to seem the lapwing, and to jest. Tongue far from heart,— play with all virgins so. I hold you as a thing ensky'd. and sainted; By yoiir renouncement an immortal spirit; Ami to be talked with in sincerity, As with a saint. /va'>. You do blaspheme the good in mocking me. Lucio. Do not believe it. Fewness and truth,' 'tis thus: Your brother and his lover have embraced : As those that feed grow full ; as blossoming time, That from the secd'ness the bare fallow brings G Do not make a jest of me, ' In few and true words. 84 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act II. To teemLng foisoii;' even so her plenteous womb Expresseth his fall tilth- and has^iaiidry. isab. Seine one with cluld by lianl— My cousin Juliet ! Lucia. Is she your cousin'! . Isat). Adoptedly: as school-maids change theur names, By vain tliou^h apt affection. Liiciii. Slie It IS. J.SU&. O, let him marry her ! l,ucm. This IS the point. The duke is very strangely gone from lieuce ; Bore many gentlemen, myself being one. In hand, and hope of action : but we do learn By those that know the very nerves of state, His iivings-out were of an inlinite distance Froiii Ins true-meant design. Upon his place, And with full line of liis authority, Governs lord .\ngelo ; a man, whose blood Is very snow-broth; one who never feels The wanton stings and motions of the sense ; But doth rebate and blunt liis natural edge With profits of the mind, study and fast. He (to give fear to use and liberty, Wliich have, for long, run by the hideous law, As mice by lions) hath pick'd out an act, Under whose heavy sense your brothers life Falls into forfeit! he arrests him on it ; And follows close the rigor of the statute, To make him an example : all hope is gone. Unless you have the grace by your tiiir prayer To soften .\ngelo: And tliats my pith Of business twixt you and your poor brother. liah. Dotli he so seek his life ! Litcio. Has censur'd' him Already ; and, as I hear, the provost hath A warrant for his execution. Isuh. Alas! what poor abihty's in me To do him good ! Lucio, Assay the power you have. Isab. My power! Alas! 1 doubt, — Lucio. our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft raiglit win, By fearing to attempt; (Jo to lord Angelo, And let him learn to know, when mafdens sue, Men give like gods ; but when they weep and kneel. All tlicir petitions are as freely theirs As they themselves would owC them. I.sab. I'll see what 1 can do. I.ucio. But speedily. J.va'j. I will about it straight: No longer staying but to give the mother Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you: Commend me to my brother: soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success. Lucio. 1 take my leave of you. jsab. Good sir, adieu* [Exeunt, ACT II. ' SCENE \.~A Hallin Anze\os House. Enter Akgilo, Escaius, Provost, Officers, a>;d other Attendants. Aug. We must not make a scare-crow of tlie law. Setting it up to fear tlic birds of prey, And let it keep one shape, till custom make it Their perch and not their tciTor. E.'icul. Ay, but yet Let us be keen, and rather cut a little. Than fall, and bruise to death: Alas! this gentle- man. Whom I would save, had a most noble fatliej. Let but your honor know, (Whom I believe to be most straight in virtue,) That, in tlie working of your own affections. Had time coher'd with place, or idace with wishing. Or that the resolute acting of your blood Could have attaind the ellect of your own purpose. Whether you had not some lime in your hte Err'd in this point which now you censure Inm, And puil'd the law upon you. Ang. 'lis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, Another thing to fall. 1 not deny. The jury, passing on tlie prisoners hfe. May, in the sworn twelve, have a Uiietor two Guiltier than him they try: What's open made to justice. That justice seizes. What know the laws. That thieves do pass on thieves! "I'lsvery pregnant. The jewel that we hnd, we stoop and take it, Because we see it ; but what we do not sec. We tread upon and never think of it. You may not so extenuate his oll'ence, ]''ora I have had such faults; but rather tell me. When 1 that censure him, do so otli?nd. Let mine own judgment pattern out my death. And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die. K^cal. Be it as your wisdom will. Ant!;. Wliere is tlie provost! I'rue. Here, if it like -your honor. A>ig. See that Claudio Be executed by nine to-morrow morning : Bring him liis confessor. It t him be prejiared: For that's the utmost of his pilgrimage. [Kxeunt Anuei.o and Provost. Escal. Well, heaven forgive hira ; and forgive us all! « Breeding plenty. ' Tilling. a BOcauso. Kome rise by sin, and some by virtue fall: Some run from brakes' of vice, and answer none ; And some condemned for a fault alone. Enter EiBOW, Froth, Clown, Officers, &c. Elh. Come, bring them away : if these be good people in a common weal,' that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law; bring them away. Ang. How now, sir! what s your name! and what's the matter! Elh. If it please your honor. I am the poor duke 3 constable, and my name is Elbow; I do lean upon justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good honor two notorious benefactors. Ang. Benefactors! Well; what benefactors are they ! are they not malefactors! Klh. If it please your honor, I know not well what they are: but precise villains they are, that I am sure of; and void of all profanation in the world, that good christians ought to have. Exc'ul. This comes oil w^ell;« here's a wise officer. Ang. Goto: what quality are they of ! Elbow is Vour name 1 Why dost thou not speak. Elbow 1 Clo. He cannot, sir; he's out at elbow. j4h2-. What are you, sir! i'/ft. He, sir! a tap.ster, sir; parcel' bawd: one that serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, was, as they say, pliickd down in the suburbs; and now she' professes' a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too. £«a'. How know you Oiat ! Elb. My wife, sir, who.ii I detest' before heaven and your honor, — £«■«/. How! thy wife! Elb. Ay, sir; whom, 1 thank heaven, is an honest woman,^ Excal. Dost thou detest her therefore 7 Elli. 1 say. sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she. that "this house, if it be not a bawd's house, it is pity of her life, for it is a naughty house. Escal. How dost thou know that, constable! Elb. Marry, sir, by my wife; who. if she had been a woman cardinally given, might ha\e !)eeii accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanli- ness there. Escal. By the woman's means ! Klb. Ay, sir, by mistress Over-done's means: but I Sentenced, a Have. « Thickets, thorny paths of vice. •Wealth. •'Well told. ' Partly. " Keeps a blgnio. ' Tor protest. Scene I. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 83 as --lie spit in liis face, so slin (ietleti him. Ctu. Sir, if it please your l)onor, this is not so. Elb. I'rove itliefore these varlets here, thou hon- ornbie man, prove it. Escal. Do you hear how he misplaces? \To Avr.r.LO. Cto. Sir, she came in great with rliild ; and lon^- ins (saving your honors reverence) for stew'd prunes; sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood ns it were, in a fruit- dish, a dish of some three-pence : your honors have seen sncli dishes; they are not china dishes, but very good dishes. Kscal. Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, sir. Cln. No, indeed, sir, not of a pin ; you are tlicre- fore in the ri^ht; hut, to tlie point: as 1 say, this mistress Klbow, being, as I say, witli cliild, and be- ing great bellv'd.and longing.as I said, for prunes; arid liaving but two in the dish, as 1 said, master Frolii here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying fortlicm very honestly ; — for. as you know, master Krotli, I could not give you three-pence again. Froth. No, indeed. Cln. Very well : you hcing then, if you be re- membcr'd, cracking the stones of the 'foresaid prunes. Froth. Ay, so I did, indeed. Cln. Why, very well: I telling you then, if you be remeniber'd, that such a one, and such a one, were past cure of the thing you wot of. unless they kept very good diet, as I told you. Frnlh. All this is true. cm. Why, very well then. Exral. Come, you are a tedious fnol: to the pur- pose.— What was done to Klbow's wife, that he hnth cause to complain of ! Come me to what was done to her. Ctn. Sir, your honor cannot come to that yet. Escal. No, sir. nor I mean it not. Ctn. Sir. but you shall con\e to it, by your honor's leave: and I beseech you. look into master Froth here, sir ; a man of fourscore pound a year; whose father died at Hallowmas: — Wast not at Hallow- mas, master I'roth ? Frotti. ,\ll-hollondi eve. Ctn. Why, very well: I hope here be truths: he, sir, sitting, as "I say, in a lower' chair, sir; — 'twas in the Bunch of Grn;iM, where, indeed, you have a deli'-'ht to sit : "have you not 1 Froth. 1 have so; because it is an open room, and good tor winter. Cto. Why, very well then;— I hope here be truths. ylng. This will last out a night in Russia, When nights are lonirest there: I'll take my leave, And leave you to the hearing of the cau.se; Hoping, you'll find good cause to whip tJiem all. Escut. ] think no less: good morrow to your lordship. [Exit A>c,i,i.o. Now. sir, come on : what was done to Elbow's wife, once more'* Cln. Once, sir! there was nothing done to her once. Etb. I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife? Ctn. 1 beseech your honor, ask me. Escal. Well, sir: what did this gentleman to her? Clo. I beseech vou, sir. look in this gentleman's face: — Good master Froth, look upon his honor; 'tis for a good purpose: doth your honor mark his face ? Escal. Ay. sir, very well. Ctn. Nay. I beseech you, mark it well. Escal Well. I do so. Ctn. Doth your honor see any harm in his face'! Escal. Why, no. Cln. I'll bo suppos'd^ upon a book, his face is Ihe wor.et thing about him: good then; if his face be the worst thing about him. how could master Froth do Ihe constable's wife any harm? I would know that of your honor. Escal. He's in the right: constable, what say you toil? Elb. First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman. ■ Eve fAU Saints (lay. a EtLsy 8 Deposed, STVom- Clti. By this hand, sir, his wife is a more res- pected person than any of us all. Elb. \arlet, thou licst ; thou liest, wicked varlct: the time is yet to come, that she was ever respect- ed with man. woman, or child. Cto. Sir. she was respected with him before he married with her. Escal. Which is the wiser here? justice or ini- quity I' Is this true? Klh. O thou caititf ! O thou varlet! O thoti wick- ed Hannibal!' I respected with her. before I was married to her? If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke's ofiicer: — prove this, thou wicked Han- nibal, or Fll have mine action of battery on thee. Escal. If he took you a box o' the car, you might have vour actioii of slander too. Elb. IMarry. I thank your good worship for it: what is't your worship's pleasure I should do with this wicked caititf? Escal. Truly, officer, because he hath some of- fences in him, that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses, till thou know'st what they are. £/4^Marry. I lliank your worship for it: — thou sccst, mou wicked varlet now, what's come upon thee ; thou art to continue now, thou varlct ; tiiou art to continue. Escal. Where were you bom. friend? {To FnoTH. Froth. Here, in Vienna, sir. Escal. Are you of fourscore pounds a year? Froth. Yes, and 't please you, sir. Escat. So. — What trade are you of. sir ! |T»//ic Clown. Clo. A tapster: a poor widow's tapster. K'-cat. >'our mistress's name? Ctii. Mistress Over-done. Escal. Hath she had any more than one hus- band '. • Cto. Nine, sir; Over-done by the last. Escal. Nine ! — Come hither to me, master Froth, Master Froth, I would not have you acquainteil with tapsters; they will draw you, master Froth, and you will hangthem: get you gone, and let me hear no more of you. Fnilh. I thank your worship: for mine own part, I never come into any room in a taphouse, but I am drawn in. Esenl. Well ; no more of it, master Froth: fare- well. [Eril Fiioiii.l — Come you hither to me master tapster ; what's your name, master tapster ! Ctn. Pomiiey. E.vat. Wliai else? Clo. Bum, sir. Escal. 'Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you ; so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey, you are p;irtly a bawd. Pompey. howsoever you color it in being a tapster. Are you not? conie, tell me true ; it shall be the better for you. Clo. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow, that would live. • , , . Escal. How would you live, Pompey 7 by being a bawd ? What do you think of the trade, Pom- pey ? is it a lawful trade '. Clo. If the law would allow it, sir. Escal. But Ihe law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna. Cto. Does your worship mean to geld and spay all the youth in the city ? Esca'. No. Pompey. Ctn- Trulv. sir. in mv poor opinion. Iliey will to 't then : if your worship will take orders for tho drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you : it is but headitur and haneing, Cin. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten years together, you'll be glad to give out a commission for more beads. If this law hold in V ieniia ten years, I'll rent the fairest house in it, after three-pence a day : if you live to see Ibis come to pass, sav Pompe'v told you so. Esrat. Thank vou, good Pompey: and, in re- quital of your prophecy, hark you, — I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any com- « Constable or Clown. > For cannil-al. 6 MoasuEcs. 86 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act II. plaint (vhataocTer. no, not for dwelling wlipre you do: If 1 do, Ponipcy, I shi\ll beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd Cajsar to you ; in plain deal- ing, I'ompey, 1 sliall liave you wliipt: so for tliis time, Pompcy, fare you well. Ctn. \ thank your worship for your sood coun- sel ; but I sliall follow it as the tiesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me ! No, no ; let carman wiiip his jade ; The valiant heart's not wliipt out of his trade. [Exit. E.ical. Come hither to me, master Elbow ; come hither, master Con.stable. How long have you been in this place of constable? £lb. Seven years and a half, sir. Esm/. 1 thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time: You say, seven years toirether ? E/f>. .ind a half, sir. Esca!. Alas! it hath Ir.'cn grreat pains to you! They do you wrouK to put you so oft upon "t: Are there not men in your ward sullicient to serve it ! Elli. Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters: as they are chosen, they are glad to choose inc for them. I do it for some piece of money, and go through with all. » Esail. Look you, bring me in the names of some six or seven of the most sutticient of your parish. Elb, To your worship's house, sir J EscnI. To ray house: Fare you well. [Exit. Elbow.] What's o'clock, think you. Jit.it. Kleven, sir. Esrcd. I pray you home to dinner with me. Just. I humbly thank you. E.scaL It grieves me for the death of Claudio; But there's no remedy. Ju.i/. Lord Angelo is severe. Escal. It is but needful: Mercy is not itself that oft looks so. Pardon is still the nurse of second woe. But yet, poor Claudio ! — There's no remedy. Come, sir. [Exit. SCENE II. — Anoiticr Room in ftie same. Enter Provost and a Servant. Sen. He's liearing of a cause ; lie will come straight. I'll tell him of you. Pmi: Pray you do. \Exit. Servant.] I'll know His pleasure; may be, he will relent: Alas, He hath but as ollended in a dream ! All sects, all ages, smack of this vice; and he To die for it ! Enter Axgelo. Ang. Now what's the matter. Provost' Prov. Is it your will Claudio shall die to-mor- row? Ang. Did I not tell thee, yea'! hadst thou not order ? Wliy dost thou ask again Proi\ Lest I might he too rash : Under your good correetion, I have seen, When, after execution, judgment hath Repented o'er his doom. -4"?. Go to; let that be mine. Do your office, or s;ive up your place. And you shall well be spaf'd. Prov. I crave your honor's pardon. — What shall be done, sir, with the groaning Juliet! She's very near her hour. Ang. Dispose of her To some more fitter ])lace; and that with .speed. Jic-entcr Scr\'ant. Serv. Here is the sister of the man condemn'd Desires access to you. Ang. Hath he a sister? Prov. Ay, my good lord ; a very virtuous maid, And to be shortly of a sisterhood, If not already. ^ng. Well, let her he admitted. , , . {Exit Servant See you. the fornicatress beremov'd; Let lier have needful, but not lavish, means; There shall be order for it. Enter Licio and Isabella. Pra». Save your honor ! [Offering to retire. ' .Ing. Stay a little while.— JTo Istn.) You are welcome : What s your will '.' hub. I am a woeful suiior to your honor : Please but your honor hear me. Ang. Well ; what's your suit? Imb. There is a vice that most 1 do ablior. And most desire should meet the blow of justice ; For which I would not plead, but that I must; For which I must not plead, but that I am At war, twixt will, and will not. ■Ang. Well ; the natter ! hub. I have a brother is condemned to die- I do beseech you, let it be his fault, And not my brother. ■ Prov. Heaven give thee moving graces . Ang. Condemn the fiuilt and not the actor of it! Why, every fault's condemned, ere it be done: Mine were the very cipher of a function. To line the faults, whose fine stands in record, And let go by the actor. hiitr. O just, but severe law ! I bad a brother then. — Heaven keep your honor! [Retiring, Litcw. ITolSAE.] Give 't not o'er so: to him again, intreat him ; Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown ; Y'ou are too cold ; if you shoulcf need a pin You could not wilji more lame a tongue desire it: To him, 1 say. Isab- Must he needs die ? Ang. Maiden, no remedy. Isab. Y'es ; I do think that you might pardon him, And neither heaven, nor man, grieve at the mercy. Ang. 1 will not do 't. Iiab. But yon can, if you would? Ang. Look, what I will not, that I cannot do. Isab. Hut might you do't, and do the world no wrong? If so, your heart were touch'd with that remorse As mine is to him. Ang. He's sentenced: 'tis too late. Liicio. Y'ou are too cold. [To Isabella. Isab. Too late ? why, no ; I, that do speak a word. May call it back again: Well believe this, No ceremony that to great ones 'longs. Not the king's crown, nor the deputed sword. The marshall's truncheon, nor the judge's robe, Become them with one half so good a grace. As mercy does. If he had been as you. And you as he, you would have slipt like him; But he, like you, would not have been so stern. Ang. Pray >'ou, begone. Lab. I would to heaven I had your potency, And you were Isabel? should it then be thus? No ; i would tell what 'twere to be a judge, And what a prisoner. Lneio. Ay, touch him: there's the vein, [Aside. Ang. Your brother is a forfeit of the law, And you but waste your words. hub. Alas? alas! Why. nil the souls that were, were forfeit once: .^nd He that might the vantage best have took, F'ound out the remedy: How would you be. If He, which is the top of judgment, should But judge you as you are?' O, think on that ; And mercy tlien will breathe within your lips. Like man new made. Ang. Be you content, fair maid; It is the law. not I, condemns your brother : Were he my kinsman, brother, or my son. It should be thus Avith him: — he must die to-mor- row. Isab. To-morrow? O, that's sudden T Sparc him, si)are him : He's not piepar'd for death ! Even for our kitchens We kill the fowl of season ; shall we serve heaven With less respect than we do minister To our gross selves? Good, good my lord, bethink you : Who is it that hath died for this offence ? There's many have committed it. lucio. Av, well said. Ang. The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept: Those many liad not dar'd to do that evil. If the first liian that did the edict infringe. Had answer d for his deed : now, 'tis awake; Takes note of what is done; and, like a prophet, Looks in a glass, that shows what future evils (Either now, or by remissness new-conceived, bC£NE IV. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 87 And so in progress tobe hatcli'd and born) Arc iiow to luive no biicci'ssive decrees, •But, vviicre tiicy live, to end. /s/i. Yet show some pity. Aug. I show it most of all, when I show justice; For then I pily those I do not know. Which a dismiss d offence would afler Rail ; And do him ri^iit, that answering one I'oul wrong, Lives not to act another. Be satisfied; Vour hrotlier dies ti>-iiiorrovv ; he content. Isab, t^o you must he the first that gives this sen- tence ; And he, that sulTers: O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength ; but it is tyrannous To use it lite a giant. Lucio, Tliat's well said. Jxati. Could great men thunder As Jove himselfdoes, Jove would ne'er be quiet. For every pelting,' petty ollicer, Would use his heaven for tliundor; nothing but thunder. — Merciful heaven! 'i'hou rather, witli tliy sharp and sulphurous bolt, Spht'st the unwedgeable and knarled* oak, Than the soft.myrtle ;— (), but man, proud man ! Drest in a little brief authority. Most ignorant of what lie's most assur'd. His glassy essence, — like an angry ape. Plays such fantastic tricks before higli heaven. As make the angels weep: who, with our spleens, Would all themselves bugh mot'tal. Liicin. o, to him, to him, wench: he will relent; He's corning, I perceive't. Proe. Pray heaven, she win him ! Isab- We cannot wei:;h our brother with ourself : Great men may jest with saints: 'tis wit in them; But, in tile less, foul prolanation. Lucio. Thou'rt in the right, sirl ; more o' that. Isab. That in the captains but a choleric word, Which in the soldier is llat blasphemy. Lucio. Art advisd o' that ? more on't. Ailg. Why do you put these sayings upon me'! Isab. Because authority, though it err like others. Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself. That skins the vice o' the top : Go to your bosom ; Knock there ; and ask your heart, what it doth know That's like my brother's fault: if it confess A natural guiltiness, such as is his. Let it not sound a thouslit upon your tongue Against my brothers life. Ang. She speaks, and 'tis Such sense, that my sense breeds with it. — Fare you well. Isab. Gentle my lord, turn back. Ang. I will bethink me: — Come again to-mor- row. Isab. Hark, how I'll bribe you: Good my lord, turn back. Ang. How, bribe mc '. Isab. Ay, with such gifts, that heaven shall share with you. Lucio. V'ou had marr'd all else. Isub. Not with fond shekels of the tested" gold Or stones, whose rates are either rich or poor. As fancy values them : but with true prayers. That shall be up at heaven, and enter there, Kre sun-rise ; prayers from presjrvcdi souls. From fasting maids, whose minds are dedicate To nothing temporal. Aug. Well; come to me To-morrow. Lucio. Goto: it is well ; away. [Asirle to Isxn. Isab. Heaven keep your honor safe ! Aiie. Amen: fori Am that way going to temptation, [Aside. Where prayers cross. Isab. At what hour to-morrow ■ Shall I attend your lordship ! Ang. At any time 'forenoon. Isab. Save your honor ! [Exeunt Lrcio, Isabella, and Provost. Ang. From thee ; even from thy virtue ! — What'sthis'! what's this! Is this her fault or mine 7 The tempter, or the tempted, who sins most ! ha ! Not she ; nor doth she tempt : But it is I, That lying by the violet, in t!ie sun. Do, as the'carrion does, not as the flower. Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be, 1 Paltry. 8 Knotted. » Stamped. . t Preserved froai the corruption of the world. j That modesty may more betray our sense 'I'han woman's li^hlucss! Having waste ground enough. Shall we desirelo raze the sanctuary. And pitch ou.- evils there ! (>, lye, lye. fye! \\ hat dost thou ^ or what art tliuu, Ange.o ! l-)ost thou desire her I'ouUy, liir those things That make her :iood ! (i, let her brother live: Thieves for their robbery have authorit)-. When judges steal themselves. What ! do I loveher. That 1 desire to hear her speak again, And feast upon her eyes ! What is 1 1 dream on'.' cunning enemy, that to catch a saint. With saints dost bait thy hook! Most dangcrotis Is that temptation, that doth goad us on To sin in loving virtue ; never could the strumpet With all her double vigor, art, and nature. Once stir my temper ; but this virtuous maid Subdues me quite ; — Kver, till now. When men were fond, 1 suul'd, and wonder'd how. IKxit. SCE.NE lU.— ARoorn in a Prison. Enter Dcke, Itabited Wee a Friar, and Provost. Viike. Hail to you, provost! sol think you are. I'rui: 1 am the provost: What's your will, good friar ? Duke. Bound by my charity, and my bless'd order, 1 come to visit the alllicted spirits Here in the prison: do me the common rigiit To let me see them ; and to make me know The nature of tiieir crimes, that 1 may minister To them accordingly. I'roD. 1 would 00 more than that, if more were needi'ul. Enter Juliet. Look, here comes one ; a gentlewoman of mine, Who, f.dhng in the flames ol' her own youth, Hath blister d her report: She is with child; And he that got it. sentenced : a young man More lit to do another such olli^mce, Than die for this. Diilie. When must he die 1 I'rui: As I do think, lo-morrow. — I have provided for you; stay awhde, [To Juliet. .\nd you shall be conducted. Duke. Repent you, lair one, of the sin you carry ■! Juiitt. Ido; and bear the shame most patiently. Duke. Ill teach you how you sliall arraign your conscience. And try your penitence, if it be sound. Or hollowly put on. Julicl. Ml gladly learn. T)uke. Love you the man that wrong'd you? Jutiet. Yes, as 1 love the woman that wrong'd him. Dake. So then, it seems, your most ollencelul act Was mutually eomnntted ! Juliet. Mutually. Duke. Then was your sin of heavier kind than his. Juliet. 1 do confess it, and repent it, father. Duke. Tis meet so, daughter: But lest you do repent. As that the sin hath brought you to this shame, — Which sorrow is always toward ourselves, not heaven ; Showing, we'd not spare heaven, as we love it, But as we stand in tear. Juliet. I do repent me, as it is an evil ; And take the shame with joy. Duke. There rest. Your partner, as I hear, must die to-morrow. And 1 am going with instruction to him. — Grace go with jou I JltneUu-ile ! [Exit. Juliet. Must die to-morrow! O, injurious love, That resjiites me a lite, whose very comlbrt Is still a dying horror ! rroL\ 'Tis pity of him. [Exeunt, SCENE IV. — A Room in Angelo's /iouse. Enter Angelo. Ang. When I would pray and think, I think and pray To several subjects: heaven hath my empty words; 'iVhilst my invention, hearing not my tongue, Anchors ou Isabel: Heaven in my moutli. As tf I did but only chew Iiis name; i And in my heart, the strong and swelling evil 88 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act II. Of my conception: The state, whereon I studied, Is like a good thin:;, heins often read, Grown feard and tedious; yea. my gravity, Wlierein (let no man hear me) I taKe pride, I'onld I. with boot.' eliangc lor an idle plume, Which the air beats for Vain. O place; () form! How often dost thou with thy case, thy liabit, AVrench awe from fools, and tie the wiser souls To thy false seeming! IJlood, thou still art blood: Let's write good angel on the devil's horn 'Tis not the devil's crest. Enter Servant. ITow now, who's there? Scrv. One Isabel, a sister, Desires access to you. Aug. Teach her the way. [Exit Serv. O heavens! Why does my blood thus muster to my heart; Making both it unable for itself, And dispossessing all the other parts Of necessary fitness 1 .So play the 'foolish throngs with one that swoons ; ■ Come all to help him, and so stop the air By which he should revive: and even so The general." suliject to a well-wish'ri king. Quit their own part, and in obsequious fondness Crowd to his presence, wliere their untaught love ]\Iust needs appear olTence. Enier Isabella. How now, fair maid ! Isab. 1 am come to know your pleasure. Ang. That you might know it, would much bet- ter please me. Than to demand what 'tis. Your brother cannot live. Isab' Even so ! — Heaven keep your honor! \Retiring. Ang. Yet may he live a while; and, it may be As long as you or I : Yet he must die. /s«^. Under your sentence ! Alts. Yea. Imb. When1 I beseech you'! tlint in his reprieve. Longer, or shorter, he may be so hlted. Thai his soul sicken not. Ang. Ha ! fye, these filthy vices! It were as good To ])ardon him, that hath from nature stolen A man already made, as to remit Their saucy sweetness, that do coin heaven's image. In stamps that are forbid : 'tis all as easy Falsely to take away a life true made, .\s to put mettle in restrained means, To make a false one. Isnb. 'Tis set down so in heaven, but not m earth. Ang. Say you sol then I shall pose you quickly. Which had you rather, that the most 'just law Mow took your brother's life ; or, to redeem him, Give up your body to such sweet uncleanncss, 4s she that he hath stained ! hah. Sir, believe this, I had rather give my body tlian my soul. Ang. I talk not of your soul ; our compelfd sins Stand more for number than accompt. Isab. How say you? Ang, Nay I'll not warrant that; for I can speak Against the thing 1 say. Answer to this; — I, now the voice of the recorded law. Pronounce a sentence on your brotlier's life : Might there not be a charily in sin, To save this brother's life ' Ixab. Please you to do 't, I'll take it as a peril to my soul, it is no sin at all, but charily. Ang. Pleas'd you to do 't. at peril of your soul. Were equal poise of sin and charity. I.iab. rhat 1 do beg his life, if it be sin. Heaven, let me bear it! you granting of my suit. If that be sin, ill make it my morn prayer To have it added to the taults of mine. And nothing of your answer. Ang. Nay, but hear me: Your sense pursues not mine : either you are igno- rant. Or seem so, craftily; and that's not good. Isnb. Let me be ignorant, and in nothing good, But graciously to know I am no better. Ang. Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright, " Profit. » The people. When it dolh tax itself: as these black masks Proclaim an enshicid' beauty ten times louder Than beauty could displayed. — But mark me; To be received plain, I'll speak more gross: Your brother is to die. hah. So. Ang And his offence is so, as it appears Accountant to the law upon that pain. hah. True. Ang. Admit no other way to save his life, (As I subscribe not that, nor any other, Hut in the loss of question.) that you, his sister, Finding yourself desir'd of such a person, Whose credit with the judge, or own great place. Could fetch your brother from the manacles (if the all-binding law; and that there were No earthly mean to save him, but that eitlier You must lay down tlie treasures of your body To this supposed, or else let him suffer ; What would you do'! hub. As much for my poor brother as myself; That is, were I under the terms of death, TThe impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies, And strip myself to death, as to a bed That longing I have been sick for, ere I'd yield My body up to shame. Ang. Then must your brother die. hah. And 'twere the cheaper way: Better it were, a brother died at once. Than that a sister, by redeeming him, Sliould die for ever. Ang. Were not you then as cruel as the sentence That you have slahder'd so? hab. Ignoniy in ransom, and free pardon, Are of two houses: lawful mercy is Nothing akin to foul redemption. Ang. \o\i seem'd of late to make the law a ty- rant; And rather prov'd the sliding of your brother A merriment than a vice. hab. O, pardon me. my lord; it oft falls out, To have what we'd have, we speak not what we mean : I something do excuse the thing I hate. For his advantage that I dearly love. Ang. We are all frail. hah. Else let my brother die. If not a feodary,' but only he. Owe," and succeed by weakness. Aag. Nay. women are frail too. hub. Ay, as the glasses where they view them- selves ; Which are as easy broke as they make forms. Women !-— Help" heaven ! men their creation mar In profiting by them. Nay, call us ten times frail ; For we n re soft as our complexions are. And credulous to false prints.'' Ang. I think it well: And from this testimony of your own sex, (Since, I suppose, we are made to be no stronger Than f.iults may shake our frames,) let me be bold; I do arrest your words ; be tliat you are. That is, a woman ; if you be more, you're none ; If you be one, (as you are well exjiress'd By all external warrants,) show it now. By putting on the destin'd livery, 'hab. I have no tongue but one: gentle my lord. Let me entreat you, speak the former language. .Ang. Plainly conceive, I love you. hall. My brother did love Juliet ; and you tell me That he shall die for it. Aag. He shall not, Is.abel, if you give me love. hab. I know your virtue liath a licence in 't, Wliich seems a httle fouler than it is, To pluck on others. Ang. Believe me, on mine honor, Mv words express my purpose. hab. Ha! little honor to be much believ'd. Ami most pernicious purpose ! — Seeming, seeming . I will proclaim thee, Angelo; look fort: Sign me a present pardon for mv brother. Or. with an ouLstretcli'd throat, I'll tell the world Aloud, what man thou art. Anx- Who will believe thee, Isabel! My unsoil'd name, the austereness of my life, My vouch against you, and my place i' the state. Will so your accusation overweigh. That yo"u shall stifie in your own report, I * Covered, » Associate. «* Own. i Iinpre.'=siona Act III. Scene I. MEASUKE FOR MEASURE. 89 And smell of calumny. I liiive bezun; And now I sivc my sensual race the rein; Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite ; Lay by all nicety, and prolixiouss blushes. That banish what they sue for; redeem thy brother By yieldins up thy body to my will; Or else he "must not only die the death, But thy unkindness shall his death draw nut To liiiii rinjr sulterance : answer me to-morrow, Or, by the allection that now guides me most, 111 prove a tjTant to him: As for you. Say what you can, my false o'erweighs your true. [Exit. Isnb. To whom shall I complain 1 Did I tell lliis. Who would believe me? perilous moutlis, That bear in them one and the self-same tongue, Kither of condemnation or approof ! Bidding the law malul;e. That now you are come you will be gone. Leave me awhile with the maid; my mind prom- ises with my habit, no loss shall touch her by my company. Prnr. 'In good time. 1 En'/ Provost. DiUie. The hand that hath made you fair, hath made you good: the goodness that is cheap in beauty, makes beauty brief in goodness: butgrare, being the soul of your complexion. should Keep the body of it ever fair. The assault that Angelo hath made to you, fortune hath convey'd to my under- standing; and, but that frailty hath examples for his falling, I should woiiiler at Angelo. How would you do to content this substitute, and to save your brother'! hub. I am now going to resolve him: I had rather my brotlier die by tlie law, than my son should be unlawfully born. Hut 0, how mucli is the good duke deceived in Angelo! If ever he retun, and I can speak to him. 1 will open my hps in •ain, or disco\er his government. Duke. Tliat shall not he much amiss: Yet, as the matter now stands, he will avoid your accusa- tion ; he made trial of you only. — Therefore, fasten your ear on my advisings : to 'Uie love 1 liave in do- mg s;ood, a remedy presents itself. I do make my- self believe, tluit you may most uprighteously do a poor wronged lady a merited benefit; redeem your brother from the angry law ; do no stain to your own gracious person; and much please the atisent duke, if, peracfvenlure, he shall ever return to have hearing of this business. Isab. Let me hear you speak further; I have spirit to do any thing that appears not foul in the truth of my spirit. Duke. Virtue is bold, and goodness never fear- ful. Have vou not heard speak of Mariana the sis- ter of [•'rederick, the great soldier, who miscarried at sea ] Isab. 1 have heard of the lady, and good words went wdth her name. Duke. Her should this Angelo have married; was affianced to her by oath, and the nuplual appointed : between which time of the contract, and limit of the solemnity, her brother Frederick was wrecked at sea, having in that perished vessel the dowry of his sister. But mark, liow heavily this befel to the poor gentlewoman ; there she lost a noble and re- nowned brother, in his love toward her ever most kind and natural ; with him, the portion and sinew of her fortune, lier marriage-dowry ; with both, her combinate' husband, this well-seeming Angelo. Isab. Can this be sol Did Angelo so leave her7 Duke. Left her in her tears, and dry'd not one of them with his coml'ort; swallowed his vows whole, pretending in her discoveries of dishonor: in tew, bestowed her on her own lamentation, which she yet wears for his sake ; and he. a marble to her tears, is washed with them, but relents not. Isab. What a merit were it in death, to take this poor maiden from tlie world ! What corruption in this life, that it will let this man live! — but how out of this can slie avail'! Duke. It is a rupture that you may easily heal: and the cure of it not only saves your brother, but keeps you from dishonor m doing it. Isab. Sliow me how, good father. Duke. This fore-named maid hath yet in her the continuance of her first alTection; his unjust un- kindness, that in all reason should have quenched her love, hath, like an impediment in the current, made it more violent and unruly. Go you to An- gelo; answer his requiring with a plausible obedi- ence; agree with his demands to the point: only refer yeurself to this advantage, — first, tluat your stay with him may not be long; that the lime may have all shadow and silence in it; and the place answer to convenience : this being granted in course, now follows all. \\ e shall advise this wronged maid to stead up your appointment, go in your jilace ; if the encounter acknowledge itself herealler, it may compel him to her recompense: and liere, by tins, is your brother saved, your honor untainted, the poor Mariana advantaged, and the corrupt deputy scaled.' The maid will I frame, and make fit for his attempt If you think well to carry this as you may, the douhleness of the benefit defends the de- ceit from reproof. W hat think you of it ! Isab. The image of it gives me content already ; and I trust it will grow to a most prosperous per- fection. ■Duke. It lies much in your holding up: Haste you speedily to ,\ngelo: if for this night he entreat you to his bed, give him promise of satisfaction. I will presently to St. Luke's; there, at the moated grange, resides this dejected iMariana: At that ' retrothca. * OTcr-re.ichc'd. Scene II. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 91 place rail upon me ; and di.spatch with Angelo, that It may bo cimckly. /.<«•<. 1 th.iiik youfortliiscoinrijrt: Fare you well, good lather. [Exeuiil s.verutly. SCE.NE n.—Tlie Sired b.'fore the Prison. Enter Duhi;, as a friar s to Mm Elbow, Clown, and Officers. Elb. Naj', if there be no remedy of it, but that vou will needs buy and sell men and women like beasts, we sh ill have all the world drink brown and wJiite bastard. I Duke. (), heavens! what stuff is here T (,'to. 'Twas nevei merry world, since, of two usuries, the merriest was put down, and the worser allow'd by order of law a furr'd gown to keep him warm ; and furr'd with fox and lamb skins loo, to signify, that craft, being richer than innocency stands for the fa.-ing. El"). Come your way, sir; — Bless you, good fa- tlier friar. Duke. And you, good brother father: What of- fence hath this man made you, sir i E!'>. iNIarry, sir, he hath odended the law ; and, sir. we take him to be a thief too, sir; for we have found upon him, sir, a strange pick-lock, which we have sent to the deputy. Duke. Kye, sirrah ; a bawd, a wicked bawd I The evil that thou causest to hii done, That is thy means to live : do thou but think What 'tis to cram a maw, or clothe a back, From such a filthy vice ; say to thyself^ F'rom their abourinable and beastly touches I drink, I eat, array myself, and live. Canst thou believe thy livin'4 is a life. So stinkiui^ly depending! Go, mend, go, mend. CUi. Indeed it does stink in some sort, sir > but yet, sir, I would prove Duke. Nay, if the devil have given thee proofs for sin, Thou wilt prove his. Take him to prison officer ; Correction and instruction must both work, Kre this rude beast will profit. Elh. He must before the deputy, sir ; he has given him warning: the deputy cannot abide a whore- master: if he be a whoremonger, and comes before Him, he were as good go a mile on his errand. Duke. That we were all. as some would seem to be. Free fro.ii our faulU, as faults from seeming free ! Enter Lucio- El^. His neck will come to your waist, a cord. sir. Clo. I spy co.nfort; I cry bail: Here's a gentle- man, a friend of mine. L'tcio. How now, noble Pompey 7 What, at the heels of Caisarl Art thou led in triumph I What, is .there none of Pygmalion's images, newly made woman, to be had now, for putting the hand in the ro,:ket. and extracting it clutch df VV^hat reply? II. I ! What say'st tiiou to this tune, matter, and method! Is't not drownd i' the last rain! Ha! What say'st thou, trot! Is the world as it was, nran T Which isthe way ! Ia it sad, and lew words ! Or how ! The trick of it ! Duke. Still thus, and thus ! still worse ! Lucut. How doth my dear morsel, thy mistress ! Procures she still *! Ha ! Ci(i. Troth, sir, s!ie hath eaten up all her beef, and she is herself in the tub." Liccio. Why, 'tis good; it is the right of it; it must be so; ever your fresh whore, and your pow- der'd bawd: an unshunn'd consequence; it must be so : art going to prison, Pompey ! Cto. Yes. faith, sii. L'.icio. Why, 'tis not amiss, Pompey : Farewell: Go; say, I seiit thee thither. For debt, Pompey! Or how ! Etb. For heinj a bawd, for being a bawd. L'irio. Well, then imprison him: if imprison- ment be the due of a bawd, why 'tis his right: bawd is he, doubtless, and of antiquity too ; bawd- born. Farewell, good Pompey : commend me to the prison, Pompey: you will turn -400 I husband now, Pompey; you will keep the house. ^ Clo. I hope, sir, your good worship will be my bail. Lucin. No, indeed, will I not, Pompey ; it is not • A sweet wine. « Pow.lerini; tub. ' St.iy at home. the wear. 1 will pray. Pompey. to increase your uondage: if you la:,e ii not patiently, why your mettle is Ihe more : Adieu, trusty Pompey.— lUess you. friar. Duke. And you. L'lc'uj. Does liridget paint still, Pompej'! Ha? Et'j. Come j'our ways, sir; come. Cto. "i'ou will not bail me then, s.r ? Lucio. Then, I'ompey ! nor now — What news abroad, friar ! Wh^t news ( Elb. CoMie your ways, sir; come. Lucio. Go, — to kennel, Pompey, go: [Kxeiinl Elhow, Ciovvu, atid Officers. What news, I'l'iar, of the duke ! Duke. 1 know none: Can you tell me of any ! Luciu. Some say, he is with the eiuperorof Kus- sia; other some, he is in Home: But where is he, think you ! Duke. I know not where: But wheresoever, I wish him well. Lurio. It was a mad fantistical trick of him, to steal from the state, and usurp tise beggary lie was never born to. I.ord Angelo dukes it well in his absence ; he jiuts transgression to t. Duke. He iloes well in 't. Lucio. \ lillle more lenity to lechery would do no harm in him: something too crabbed that way, friar. Duke. It is too general a vice, and severity must cure it. Luci'). '\*es, in good sooth, the vice is of a great kindred; it is well allied : hut it is impossible to e.\- tirp it quite, friar, till eating and dnnkinj be put down. I'hey say. this An,;clo was not made by man an.d woman, after the downright way of crea- tion : is it true, think you! Duke. How should he be made then 1 Lucin. Some report, a sea-maid spawn'd him: — .Some, that he was begot between Iwo-stock-lishcs: but it is certain, that when he makes water, his urine is congeal'd ice ; that 1 know to be true : and he is a motion' ungenerativc. that's infallible. Duke. You are pleasant, sir; and speak apace. Lucio. Why. what a rutlile.is thing is this in him, for the rebellion of a eod-picce, to take away the life of a man! Would the duke, that is absent, have done this ! Ere he would have hanged a man for the getting a hundred bastards, he would have paid for the nursing a tliousand: lie had some feeling o{ the sport ; he knew the service, and tliat instructed him to mercy. Duk'. I never heard the absent duke much de- tected for women ; he was not inclined that way. Lucio. O. sir, you are deceived. Duke. 'Tis not possible. Luciu. Who! not the duke! yes, your beggar of fifty ; — and his use was, to put a ducat in her clack- dish:' the duke had crotcliets in him: He would be drunk too; that let me inform you. Duke. Y'ou do him wrong, surely. Lucio. Sir, I was an inward of Ills : a shy fellow was the duke: and I believe I kno',v the cause of his withdrawiii'iT. Duke. What, T pr'ythce. might be the cause'! Lucio. No, — pardon ;— 'tis a secret must be loek'd within the teeth and the lips: but this 1 can let you under.'itaud, — The greater tile of the subject held the duke to be wi.se. Dike. Wise ! why, no question but hi- was. Lucio. A very superticial, ignorant, unweighin" fellow. ° Duke. Either this is envy in you. folly, or mistak- ing; the very stream of liis life, and Ihe business he hath he'med.' must, upon a warranted need, give him a belter proclamation. Let him be but testi- monie 1 in his ow n br;ngin:;s firth, and he shall appear to the envious, a .scholar, a statesman, and a soldier: Therefore, you speak unskilfully; or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darken'd in your malice. Lucio. Sir, [ know him. and I love him. Duke. Love talks with belter knowledge, and knowled-ie with dearer love. Lucio. Come, sir, I know what I know, s Puppet. 9 Cach-flish: The beggars, two or three centlI^i^•^ngo, used to proclaim their want hy a wooden dish with a mOT.iUe cover, whieh Ihey claeked, to show that their vessel was em] ty. iGuidea. 92 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act III. Duke. I ran hardly believe that, since you know not what you speak, lint, if ever the duke return, (as our prayers are lie luay,) let me desire you to make your answtr beibre liim: If it be honest you have spoke, you have courage to maintain it: 1 am bound to call upon you : and, 1 pray you, your name 1 Lucio. Sir, my name is Lucio, well known to the duke. Duke. He shall know you belter, sir, if I may hve to report you. Lucio. 1 fear you not. Duke. 0, you nope the duke will return no more ; or you imagine me too unhurtfulaii opposite. But, indeed, 1 can do you little harm: you'll forswear this again. Lucin. I'll be hanged first: thou art deceived in me, fiiar. But no more of this: canst thou tell, if Claudio die to-inorow, or no ! Duke. Why should he die, sirT Lucio. Why ! for filling a bottle with a tun-dish. I would, the duke, we talk of, were return'd again : this ungenitur d agent will unpeople the province with continency ; sparrows must not build in his house-eaves, because they are lecherous. The duke yet would have daric deeds darkly answer'd ; he would never bring them to light: would he were return'd! Marry, this Claudio is condemned for untrussing. Farewell, good friar: I pr'ytheepray for me. f h-= duke, 1 say to thee again, would eat mutton on Fridays. He's now past it ; yet, and I say to thee, he would mouth with a beggar, though she smelt brown bread and garlic: say, Ihat I said so. Farewell. [Exit. Duke. No might nor greatness in mortality Can censure 'scape; back-wounding calumny The whitest virtue strikes: What king so strong, Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue 1 But who comes here ! Enter Esc.ii.us, Provost, Bawd, a;)(< Officers. Excal. Go, away with her to prison. Bawd. Good my lord, be good to me ; your honor is accounted a merciful man : good my lord. Escal. Double and treble admonition, and still forfeit^ in the same kind ! This would make mercy swear, and play the tyrant. Frov. A bawd of eleven years continuance, may it please your honor. Baicd. My lord, this is one Lucio's information against me: mistress Kate Keep-down was with child by him in the duke's time, he promised her marriage; his child is a year and a quarter old, come Philip and Jacob : I have kept it myself; and see how lie goes about to abuse me. E.icat. That fellow is a fellow of much Ii'-ense : let him be called before us. — Away with her to prison: Go to; no m ire words. i Exeu'i/ Bawd and Oflicers.] Provost my brother Angelo will not be al- tered; Claudio must die to-morrow: let him be fur- nished with divini's, and have all charitable prepar- ation: if my brother wrought by my pity, it should not be so with him. , . , Prill'. So please you. this friar hath been with him, and advis -d bun for the entertainment of death. Excal. Good even, good father. Duke. Bliss and •s.m Iness on you ! Escal. Of whence are you ! Duke. Not of this country, though my chance is now To use it for my time : I am a brother Of gracious order, late come from the see, In special business from his liuliness. Esrul. What news abroad i' the world f Duke. None, but that there is so great a fever on goodness that the dissolution of it must cure it: novelty is only in request ; and it is as dangerous to be aged in any kind of course, as it is virtuous to be constant in any undertaking. There is scarce truth enough alive, to niake societies secure; but secur- ity enough, to make fellcwship accurs'd : much upon this riddle runs' the wisdom of the world, 'i'his news is old enough, yet it is every day'snews. I pray you, sir, of what disposition was the dukel Escal. One that, above all other strifes, contended especially to know himself. Duke. What pleasure was he given to 1 Escal. Rather rejoicing to see another meiTy, than merry at any thing which professed to make him rejoice: a gentleman of all temperance. But leave we him to his events, with a prayer they may prove prosperous : and let me desire to know how you find Claudio prepared. I am made to understand, that you have lent him visitation. Duke. He professes to have received no sinister measure from his judge, but most willingly humbles himself to the determination of justice : yet had he framed to himself, by the instruction of his frailty, many deceiving promises of life; which I, by my good leisure, have discredited to him, and now is he resolved to die. Excnl. You have paid the heavens your function, and the prisoner the very debt of your ciUling. I have labord for the poor gentleman, to the extrem- es! shore of my modesty ; but my brother justice have 1 found so severe, that he hath forced me to tell him. he is indeed — justice. Duke. If his own life answer the straitness of his Eroceeding, it shall become him well; wherein, if e chance to fail, he hath sentenced himsell'. Escal. I am going to visit the prisoner : Fare you well. Duke. Peace be with you ! \Exeunt F.cah's and Provost He, who the sword of heaven would bear, Should be as holy as severe ; Pattern in himself to know, Grace to stand, and virtue go ; More nor less to others paying, Thau by self-ollences weighing. Shame to him, whose cruel striking Kills for faults of his own liking ! Twice treble shame on Angelo, To weed my vice and let his grow! 0, what may man within him hide. Though angel on the outward side ! How may likeness, made in crimes. Making practice on the times. Draw with idle spiders' strings Most pond'rous and substantial things ! Craft against vice 1 must apply ; With Angelo to-night shall lie His old betrothed, but despis'd; So disguise shall, by the disguis'd. Pay with falsehood false exacting, .\nd perforin an old contracting. \Exit» ACT IV. SCENE I. — A Room in Mariana's Hbtwf. MiKiiSA discovered sitting ; a Boy singini^. SONG. Take oh, take t hnne lips awai/. That so swectbi wtrefijrswnrn ; And those ei/cs, the break of >/«;/, Lights that di> mislead the morn ; £ut my kisses bring again, bring again, Seals of love, but seul'd in vain, seal'd in vain. » Transgress. Mari. Break off thy song, and ha-ste thee quick away ; Here comes a man of comfort, whone advice Hath ollen stilld my brawling discontent. — [Exit Boy. Enter Duke. I cry you mercy, sir; and well could wish You had not found me here so musical ; Let me excuse me, and believe me so. — My mirth it much displeas'd. but pleasd my woe. Duke. ' lis good : though music oft hath such a charm. To make bad good, and good provoke to harm. Scene IT. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 93 I pray yon tell me, hath any body enquired for me here to-day 1 much upon tliis time have 1 pronns'd here to meet. Mari. You liave not been inquired after ; I have sat here all day. Enter ISAnELLA. Duke. I do constantly believe you: — The time is come even now. I sliall crave your forbearance a little : may be, I will call upon you anon, Jor s jme advantage to yourself. Mari. I am always bound to you. [Exit. Duke. Very well met, and welcome. \Vhat is the news from this good deputy f hab. He hath a garden circummur'da with brick, ■\Vhose western side is with a vineyard back'd ; And to that vineyard is a planclfd* gate, That makes his opening with this bigger key : This other doth command a little door. Which from the vineyard to tlie garden leads; There have I made my promise to call on him, Upon the heavy middle of the night. Duke. But s'hall you on your knowledge find this way '. Isab. I have ta'en a due and wary note upon*t ; "With whispering and most guilty ddigence, In action all of precept, he did show me The way twice o'er. Duke. Are there no other tokens Between you 'greed, concerning her observance I Isah. No, none, but only a repair i" the dark; And that I have possess'd him, my most stay Can be but brief: for I have made him know, I have a servant comes with me along. That stays upon me; whose persuasion is, I come about my brother. Duke. 'Tis well borne up. I have not yet made kTiown to Mariana A word of this: — What ho! within! come forth! Re-enter Makiasa. I pray you, be acquainted with this maid; She comes to do you good. Isati. I do desire the like. Duke. Do you persuade yourself that I respect you ! Mari. Good friar, I know you do; and have found it. Duke. Take tlien this your companion by the hand. Who hatli a story ready for your ear: I shall attend your leisure ; hut make haste ; Tile vaporous night a[ipro;iches. Mari. Will 't please you walk aside? [ExrnnI M \uiana, and Iskbklla. Duke. O place and greatness, millions of false eyes Are stuck upon t liee ! volumes of report liun wnth these false and most contrarious quests* Tpon thy doings! thousand "scapes' of wit Iilake thee the lather of their idle dream. And rack Ihce in their fancies! — Welcome! How agreed '! Re-enter M \aii.s i. and Isabella. Isab. She'll take the enterprise upon her, father, If you advise it. Duke. It is not my consent, But ray intreaty too. Imlj. Little have you to say, When you depart from him, but soft and low, Renirraber now my brut/ier. Mari. " Fear me not. Duke. Nor, gentle daughter, fear you not at all : He is your husband on a pre-contract : To bring you thus together, 'tis no sin; Sith that the justice of your title to hi in Doth nourish' the deceit. Come, let us go; Our corn's to reap, for yet our tithess to sow. [Exeunt. SCENE II.— .4 Ronm in the Prhon. Enter Provost and Clown. Vrnr. Come hither, sirrah: Can you cut olf a man's head T Clo- If the man be a batchelor, sir, I can: but if 1 Walled round. « Planked, wooden. * Inquisitions, inquiries. 6 Sallies. " Gild, or varnish over. • Tilth, land vjrepared for sowing. he be a married man, he is his wile's head, and 1 can never cut otfa woman's head ! Prov. Come, sir, leave me your snatches, and yield me a direct answer. To-iiiorrow morning are to die Claudio and Barhardine : here is in our prison a common executioner, who in his office lacks a helper : if you will take it on you to a.ssist him, it shall redeem you from your gyves ;» if not. you shall have your full time of imprisonment, and your deliverance with an unpiticd whipping; for you have been a notorious bawd. Clo. Sir, I have been an unlawful bawd, time out of mind ; but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman. I would be glad to receive some instruc- tion I'rom my fellow-partner. Proi: What ho, Abhorson ! Where's Abhorson, there 1 Env. To him, and tohis substitutes. Duke. You will think you have made no offence, if the duke avouch the justir-e of your dealing? Prov. But what likelihood is in that? Duke. Not a resemblance, but a certainty. Yet since I see you fearful, that neither my coal, in- tegrity, nor my persuasion, can with ease attempt you, I will tio further than I meant, to pluck all fears out of you. Look you, sir, here is the hand and seal of the duke. You know the character, I doubt not; and the signet is not strange to you. Prrnu I know them both. Duke, The contents of this is the return of the duke ; you shall anon over-read it at your pleasure ; where you sliall fmd, within these two days he will be here. This is a thing that Angelo knows not; for he this very day receives letters of a strange tenor: perchance of the duke's death ; perchance, entering mto some monastery : but. by chance, nothing of what is writ. Look, the unfolding star calls up the shepherd: put not yourself into amazement, how these things should be; all difficulties arc but easy when they are known. Call your executioner, and off with Harnardine's head: 1 v.-ill give him a pres- ent shrift, and advise him for a better place. Yet you are amazed; but this shall absolutely resolve you. Come away, it is almost clear dawn. [Exeunt, SCENE IIL — Another Room in i/te same. Enter Clown. Clo. I am as well acquainted here, as I was In our house of profession : one would tiiink it were mistress Overdone's own house, for here be many of her old customers. First, liere's young master Hash: he's in for a commodity of brown paper and old einger, nineseore and seventeen pounds; of which he made five marks, ready money : marry, tlien, ginger was not much in request, lor the old women were all dead. Then is there here one master Caper, at the suit of master Three-pile the mercer, for some four suits of peach-color'd satin, which now peaches him a beggar. Then have we here young Dizy. and young master Deep-vow, and master Copper-spur, and master Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger-man, and young Drop-heir tliatkilld lusty Puddin-^, and master rorthrii;nt the tilter, and brave master Shoe-tic the great traveller, and wild Half-cann that stabbd Pots, and, I think, forty more; all great doers in our trade, and are now for the lords sake. 1 Countenance. Scene III. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 95 E'lter AinoKSox. A'l/ior. Sirrah, bring Rarmrdine hither. CUi. Master Barnarditiel'yoa must rise and be hans'd, master Barnardine ! A 'ihnr. What, ho, Barn irdine ! Biit-nrii: [ Wilhin.] A pox o' your throats ! WIio makes that noise tliere? What are yoiil CVo. Vour friends, sir, the han^n)en : you must be so good, sir, to rise and be put to death. Barnar. [lyuhin.] Away, you rogue, away ; I am sleepy. Ahlior. Tell him, he must awake, and that quick- Ij loo. C/'i. Pray, master Barnardine, awake till you are exeeuted, and sleep afterwards. Ah/ivr. Go in to him, and felcii him out. Cl(i. He is coming, sir, he is coming ; 1 liear his straw rustle. Eater BAnxAimixE. Ahhnr. Is the axe upon the block, sirrali T Clo. Verji ready, sir. Jiiirnar. How now, .\bhorson? whafs the ncw*s with you '{ Ahhnr. Truly, sir, I would desire you to clap into your pray'ers; for, look you, tile warrant's come. Bnrnnr. You rogue, I liave been drinking all night; I am not fitted for't. Clo O, the better, sir; for he that drinks all night, and is hang'd betimes in the morning, may sleep the sounder all the next day. Enter Duke. AhfwT. Look you, sir, here comes your ghostly father. Do we jest now, think you 7 Duke. Sir, induced by my charity, and hearing how hastily you arc to depart, I am come to advise you. comfort you, and pray with you. Barnar. Kriar, not I ; I have been drinking hard all niirht. atid I will have more time to prepare me. or they shall beat outjiiy brains with bdlets: I will not consent to die this day, that's certain. Duke. O, sir, you must: and therefore I beseech you, Look forward on the journey you shall go. Barnar. I swear, i will not die to-day for any man's persuasion. Duke. But hear yon Barnar. Not a word; if you have anything to say to me, come to my ward; for thence will not I to-day. " [Exit. Enter Provost. Duke. "Unfit to live, or die : O, gravel heart !^ After him, feUows; bring him to the block. \Eceunf .\uuonsoN (/;?'/ Clown. Prov. Now, sir. how do you find the prisoner? Duke. A creature imprepared, unmeet for death ; And. to transport him in the mind he is, Were damnable. Prae. Here, in the prison, father, Tlicre died this morning ofa cruel fever One nagozine, a-most notorious pirate, A man of Claudio's years; his beard and head, Just of his color : What if we do omit This reprobate, till he were well inclined; And satisfy the deputy with the visage Of Kagozine. more like to ClaudioV Duke. O, 'tis an accident that heaven provides ! Despatch it presently; the hour draws on I'reli'c'd by Angelo: Sec this be done. And sent according to command; whiles I Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die. Prii:.<. This shall be done, good father, presently. Rut Barnardine must die this afternoon: And how shall we continue t'laudio. To save me from the danger that might come, If he were known alive ! Duke. Let this be done : put them in secret holds, Both Barnardine and Claudio: Ere twice The sun hath made his journal greeting to The under generation,' you shall find 'Vour safety manifested. Prnv. 1 am your free dependant. Duke. Quick, despatch, And send the head to Angelo. [E.rU Provost. Now will I write letters to Angelo, — « The aatipodes. rhe Provost, he shall bear tnem, whose contents Shall witness to him, I am near at home; And that by great injunctions I am bound To enter pubiicly: lum 111 desire To meet me at the consecrated fount, A league below the city ; and from thence. By cold gradation and weal-balanced form. We shah proceed with Angelo. Re-enter Provost. Pror. Here is the head ; I'll carry it myself. Duke. Convenient is it: .Make a swift return. For I would commune with you of such things, That want no ears but yours. Prcie. Ill make all speed. [Exit, huh. [Wifliin.} Peace, bo. be here ! Duke. The tongue of Isabel: — She's come to know, If yet her brother's pardon be come hither: But I will keep her ignorant ofher good, To make her heavenly comforts of despair, When it is least expected. Enter Isabella. ■ hah. Ho, by your leave. Duke. Good rnorning to you, fair and gracious daughter. hah. The better, given me by so holy a man. Hatli yet the deputy sent my brothers pardon'' Duke. He hath relcas'd him, Isabel, from the world : His head is off. and sent to Angelo. Isab. Nay, but it is not so. Duke. It is no other: Show your wisdom, daughter, in your close patience, Isah. O, I will to him, and pluck out his eyes. Duke. "V'ou shall not be admitted to his siglit. Isab. Unhappy Claudio! Wretched Isabel! Injurious world! Most damned ,\ngeIo ! Duke. This nor hurts him, nor profits you a jot; Forbear it therefore; give your cause to lieaven. Mark what 1 say ; which you shall tind By every syllable, a faithful verity. The duke comes home to-morrow ; — nay, dry your eyes ; One of our convent, atid his confesssor, Gives me this instance : Already lie hath carried Notice to Escalus and jVngelo ; Who do prepare to meet him at the gates. There to give up their power. If you can, pace your wisdom In that good path that I would wish it go ; And yoii shall have your bosom' on this wretch, Grace of the duke, revenges to your heart, And general honor. hah. I am directed by you. Duke. This letter then to I'riar Peter give ; "Tis that he sent me of the duke'.s return : Say. by this token, I desire bis company At Mariana's liouse to-night. Her cause, and yours, I'll perfect him withal ; and he shall bring you Before the duke ; and to the head of Angelo Accuse him home, and liome. For my poor self, I am combined by a sacred vow, And shall be absent. Wend" you with this' letter: Command the.se fretting waters from your eyes With a light heart; trust not my holy order. If I pervert your course. — Who's here? Enter Lucio. T.tiein. Good even ! Friar, where is the provost'! Duke. Not within, sir. Lucio. 0, pretty Isabella, I am pale at mine heart, to see thine eyes so red : thou must he patient : I am fain to dine and sup with water and bran; I dare not for my head fill my belly; one fruitful meal would set mc to 't : But they say the duke will be here to-morrow. By my troth. Isabel. I lov'd thy brother: if the old fantastical duke of dark corners had been at home, he had lived. [Exit Isabella. Duke. Sir, the duke is marvellous little beholden to your reports ; but the best is, he lives not in them. l.ucin. Friar, thou knowest not the duke so well as I do: he's a better woodman than thou takest him for. Duke. Well, you'll answer this one day. Faro ye well. 8 Your heart's desire. » Go. 5)0 MEASUEE FOR MEASURE. Act V Liiciii. Nav. tarry; IIP fco along with tliee ; I can tell llioo pri'tty laics of the duke. D'lke. You have tokl me too many of Iiim al- ready, sir, if tliey he true ; if not true, none were enough. Lucio. I was once before liim for gettmg a wench witli child. Duke. Did you sucli a thing'! Lucii^. Yes, marry, did I : but was fain to for- swear it; they would else liave married me to the rotten medlar. Duke. Sir. your company is fairer than honest: Rest you well. Lucid. By my troth. I'll go with thee to the lane's end : If bawdy' talk olTend you, we'll have very lit- tle of it: Nay, friar, I am a kind of burr, I shall stick. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. — .4 Rdom in Angelo's House. Enter Angelo and Escalus. Escal. Every letter he hath writ hath disvouch'd other. Ang. In most uneven and distracted manner. His actions show much like to madness: pray heaven, his wisdom be not tainted! And why meel him at the gates, and re-deliver our authorities tliere ! Escal. I guess not. jl)!^-. And why should we proclaim it in an hour Before liis entering, that, if any crave redress of inju-stice, they should exhibit their petitions in the street ! Escal. He shows his reason for that : to have a despatch of complaints, and to deliver us from de- vices hereafter, which shall then have no power to stand against us. Ang. Well, I beseech you, let it be proclaim d : Betimes i' the morn, I'll call you at your house : Give notice to such men of sort and suit' As are to meet him. Escal. I shall, sir; fare you well. [Exit. AniK. Good night. This deed uiishapes me quite, makes me unpreg- nant. And dull to all proceedings. A deflower'd maid ! And by an eminent body, that enforced The law against it! — but that her tender shame Will not proclaim against her maiden loss, How might she tongue me'! Yet reason dares her'! — no: For my authority bears a credent bulk. That lio particular scandal once can touch. But it confounds the breather. He should have liv'd. Save that his riotous youth, with dangerous sense, Might, in the tiiues to c ime, have ta en revenge, By so receiving a djshonor'd life. Willi ransom ifS such shame. 'Would yet he had lived! Alack, when once our grace we have forgot, Nothing goes right ; we would, and we would not [ExU. SCENE Y ^Fields ivUtiouttlie town. Enter Duke in liis own liabil and Friar PETin. Duke. These letters at fit time deliver me. IG'ving letters. The provost knows our purpose, and our plot. The matter being afoot, keep your instruction. Ami hoM V'Hl ever to our special drift; Tlioiigh sometimes you do bleneha from this to that, As cause doth minister. Go, call at Flavius' house, And tell him where I stay : give the like notice To Valentinus, Rowland, and to Crassus, And bid them bring the trumpets to the gate ; But send me Flavius first. F. Peter. It shall be speeded well, [Exit Friar. Enter y\nnjvs. Duke. I thank thee, Varrius; thou hast made good haste : Come, we will walk : There's other of our friends Will greet us liere anon, my gentle Varrius. [Exeunt. SCENE XI.— Street near tlis city gate. Enter Isabklla and Mariana. Isab. To speak so indirectly, I am loath; I would say the truth ; but to accuse him so, riiat is your part : yet I'm advis'd to do it ; He says, to veil full< purpose. Mari. Be rul'd by him. Isab. Besides he tells me, that if pcradventure He speak against me on the adverse side, 1 should not think it strange ; for 'tis a physic riiat's bitter to sweet end. , Atari. I would, friar Peter — Isab. O, peace; the friar is come. Enter Friar Peter. F. Peter. Come, I have found you out a stand most fit. Where you may have such 'vantage on the duke. He shall not pass you ; Twice have the trumpets sounded ; The generous' and gravest citizens Have hent« the gates, and very near upon The duke is ent'ring ; therefore hence, away. [Exeunl. ACT V. SCENE I.— -4 public place 7iear tlie City Gate. Martaxa (veil'd), Isarella and Peter at a distance. Enter at opposite doors, Duke, Var- rius, Lords; A^r.ELO, Escalus, Lrcio, Pro- vost, Officers, and Citizens. Duke. My very worthy cousin, fairly met : — Our old and faithful friend, we are glad to see you. Ang. anl Escal. Happy return be to your royal grace ! Duke. Many and hearty thankings to you both. We have made inquiry of you ; and we hear Such goodnes.s of your justice, that our soul Cannot but yield you forth to public thanks, Forerunning more requital. Am;. You make my bonds still greater. Dulce. O, your desert speaks loud; and I should wrong it To lock it in the wards of covert bosom. When it deserves with characters of brass A forted residence, 'gainst the tooth of time And razure of oblivion: Give me your hand, And let the subject see, to make them know That outward courtesies would fiin proclaim Favors that keep within. — l_'ome, Escalus: 3 Figurj liud rank. You must walk- by us on our other hand ; — And good supporters are you. Peter and Isabelia come foreword. F. Peter. Now is your time; speak loud, and kneel before him. Isab. Justice, O royal Duke! Vail'' your regard Upon a wrong'd, I'd fain have said, a maid ! O worthy prince, dishonor not your eye By throwing it on any other object. Till you have heard me in my true complaint, And give me justice, justice, justice, justice ! Duke. Relate your wrongs: In what; Bywhoml Be brief: Here is lord Angelo shall give you justice; Reveal yourself to him. /,„(,. 0, worthy duke, \ou bid me seek redemption of the devil : Hear me yourself; for that which I must speak Musteithernunish me, not being believ'd. Or wring redress from you: hear me.O.hcar me, here. Ang. My lord, her wits, I fear me, are nothrm: She hath been a suitor to me for her brotlier Cut olf by course of justice. s Start oU. « .^vailful. iMosluoWe. » Siiztd. '' Lower. Scene I. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 07 Isab, By course nf justice! A?ig. And slie will speak most bitterly and stran^re. Isab. Most slran^e, but yet most truly will 1 speak: That AngeJos forsworn, is it not stranu^e ? That An^elo*s a murde cr, is't not strange? That AngL'lo is an adulterous thief, An hypocrite, a vir:^ni-violator; Is it not strange, and strange ! Duke. rsay. ten times strange. Isab. It is not truer he is An^elo, Than this is all as true as it is strani^e : Nay, it is ten times true: for truth is truth To the end of reckoning. Duke. Away with her: Poor soul, She speaks this in the infirmity of sen.se, Is(tt>. () prince. 1 conjure thee, as thou bellev'st There is another comfort than this \%*or!d, That thou ne^iiect me not with that opinion That 1 am touch'd wtlh madness: make not impos- sible That which but seems unlike; 'tis not impossible, But one. the wicked'st caititf on the grouna. May seem as shy, as grave, as just, as absolute, As Ani:eIo: even so may Angclo, In all his dressings,* characts, titles, forms, Be an arch-villam: believe it, royal prince, If he be le-^s. he s nothmi;; but he's more. Had i more name for badness. Dicke. By mine honesty, If she be mad, fas I believe no other,) Her madness hath the oddest ft-ame of sense, Such a dependency of thing on thing. As e'er I lieard in madness. Isab. O, gracious duke. Harp not on that, nor do not banish reason For inequality; but let your reason serve To make the truth appear, where it seems hid ; And hide tlie false, seems true. Duke. Many that are not mad, Ha^'fe sure more lack of reason. \V hat would you say"? Imb. I am the sister of unc Claudio, Condemn'd, upon the law of fornication, To lose his head; condemn'd by Angelo f I, in probation of a sisterliood, Was sent to by my brother : one Lucio Was then the messenger; — Luico. That's I, an'tlike your grace : [ came to her from Claudio, and desired her To try her gracious tbrtune with lord Angelo, For her poor brothers pardon. Ifab. That's he, indeed. Duke. You were not bid to speak. Lucio. No, my good lord ; Nor wish'd to hold my peace. Duke. 1 wish you now then; pray you. take note of it; and wlien you have A business for yourself, pray heaven, you tiien Be perfect. Lu<:io. I warrant your honor. Duke. The warrant's for yourself; take heed to it. Isab. This gentleman told somewhat of my tale. Lucia. Right. Duke. It may be riglit ; but you are in the wrong To speak before your time. — Proceed. Isab. I went To this pernicious caititT deputy — Duke. That's somewhat madly spoken. Isab- Pardon it ; The phrase is to the matter. Duke. Mended again: the matter ? — Proceed. Isab. In briet^. — to set the needless process by, How I persuaded how I nrnyd and kneel'd, How he refeird^ me. and how I reply'd; (For this was of much lenirth;^ the vde conclusion I now begin with irrief and shame to utter; He would not but by gift of my chaste body To his concupiscible intemperate lust. Release my brother; and after much debatement My sisterly remorse* confutes mine honor, And I did yield to him: But the nextmorn betimes, His purpose surfeiting, he sends a warrant For my poor brothers head. Duke. This is most likely. Isab. 0, that it were as like, as it is true ! Duke- By heaven. fond» wretch, thou kTiow'st not what thou sneak'st; Or else thou art suborned a-^ainst his honor. In hateful praHice: First, his integrity « Habits and rharacters of offici*. • Refuted. » Pity. « Fooolish. 7 Stands without blemish :*Next. it imports no reason, That with such vchemency he should pursue Faults proper to himself: If he had so oUeiided, He would have weigh'd thy brother by liimself. And not have cut him oil: Someone hath set you on: Confess the truth, and say hy whose advice Thou cam'st here to complain. I ab. And is this all? Then, oh. you blessed ministers above. Keep me in patience; and, with ripen'd time. Untold the evil which is here wrapt up In countenance! — Heaven shield your grace from woe. As I. thus wrong'd hence unbelieved go. Duke. I know you d fain be ijone: — An ollicer! To prison with her: — Shall we thus pennit A blastinsi and a scandalous breath to tall On hira so near us ! This needs mu-t be a practice. Who knew of your intent, and coming hither] Isa't. One that I would were here, friar Lodowick. Duke- \ gliostly father, belike. — Who knows that Lodowick l L-icio. My lord, I know h'm; 'tis a meddling friar; I do not like the man: had he been hiy, my lord, For certain words he spake against your g'rice In your retirement. I had sw UL'ed him soundly. Duke- Words against me! 'rhisagoodfriar,helibe! And to set on this wretctied woman here Against our substitute ! — Let this iriarbe found. Lucio. But yesternight, my lord, she and that friar I saw them at the j)rison : a saucy friar, A very scurvy fellow. F. Peter. Blessed be your royal grace! I have stood by, my lord, and I have heard Vour royal ear abus'd : First, hath this woman Most wrongfully accus'd your substitute: Who is as free from touch or soil with her As she from one ungot. Duke. ^ We did believe no less. Know you that friar Lodowick, that she speaks of ? F. Peter. I know him for a man divine and holy: Not scurvy, nor a temporary meddler. As he's reported by this gentleman ; And, on my trust, a man that never yet, Ditl.as he vouches, misreport your grace. L'icio. My lord, most vil'anously ! believe it. F. Peter. Well, he in time may come to clear himself; But at this instant he is sick, mjf lord. Of a strange lever: Upon his mere request. (Being come to knowledgethat there was conipl.aint Intended "gainst lord Aniielo,) came I hillier. To speak, as from his mouth, what he dolh know Is true, an'l false; and what he with his oath. And all probation, will make up lull clear. Whensoever he's convented.* First, for this woman, (To justify this worthy nobleman, So vukarly* and personally accus'd.) Her shall you hear disprove to her eyes, Tii! slie herself confess it Duke. ' Good friar, let's hear it. [IsAKKLLA is Carried off, 'guarded ; and M \niANA cotnrs fohvard. Do you not smile at this. lord Angelo? — heaven! the vanity of wretched fools! Give us some seats. — Come, cousin Angelo, In this I'll be impartial ; be your judge' Of your own cause. — Is this the witness, friar? First, let her show her face ; and, after, speak. Miri. Pardon, my lord ; I will not show my face, Until my husband bid me. D'tke. What, are you married! MiiKi. No, my lord. D'lkc. Are you a maid? Mfiri. No. my lord Duke. A widow thcnl Marl. Neither, my lord. Dftke. Why. you Are nothin? then: — Neitliermaid, widow. Tioi- wife? Lucio. My lord, she may be a punk; for many of them are neither maid, widow, nor wife. Duke. .Silence that fellow: I would, he had some cause To prattle for himself. Lucio. Well, my lord. Ma7'i. My lord, I do confess I ne'er was married; \nd. I confess, besides, I am no maid: 1 have known my husband; yet my husband knows not f CoQTened. * Publicly. 98 MEASUKE FOE MEASURE. Act V Tliat ever he K'liew me. Licit}. He was drunk, then, my lord; it can be no I etter. Duke. For the benefit of silence, 'would thou .wert so too ! Lucio. Well, my lord. Duh'e. This IS no witness for lord Aiigelo. Marl. Now I come to't, my lord : She tliat accuses him of forn'ication. In self-same manner doth accuse my husband: And chari^es him, my lord, with such a time, When I'll depose 1 had him in mine arms. With all the etlect of love. Ang. Charges she more than mel Mari. Not that I know. D'tke. No ! you say your husbandl Mari. Why, just, my lord, and that is Angelo, Wlio thinks, he knows, that he ne'er knew my body, Uut knows, hetiiinks, tiat he knows Isabel's. An^. Thisisastranire abuse:* — Let's see thy face. Mari. My husband bids me; now I will unmask, {Unveiling. This is that face, thou cruel Anjclo, Which once thou swor'st was worth thelooking on: This is the hand, which, in a vow'd contract, Was fast bclock'd in thine: this is the body That took away the match from Isabel, And did supply thee at thy garden-house, In her imagiri'd person. JJuke. Know you this woman ? Lucio. Carnally, she says. Duke. ' Sirrah, no more. Lucio. Enough, my lord. Ang. My lord, I must confess I know this woman: And, five years since, there was some speech of marrtai^e Betwixt myself and her; which was broke off, Partly, for that her promised proportions Come short of composition; but in chief, For that her reputation was disvalued In levity : since which time, of five years, I never spake with her. saw her, norlieard from her, Upon my faith and honor. Mari. Noble prince. As there comes light from heaven, and words from breath. As there is sense in truth, and truth in virtue, I am affianced this man's wife, as strongly As words could make up vows; and, my good lord. But Tuesday night last gone, in his garden-house, He knew me as a wife : As this is true Let nic in safety raise me from my knees, Or else forever be confixed here, A marble monument ! Ang. I did but smile till now : Now. good my lord, give me the scope of justice; My jialience hero is touch'd: I do perceive. These poor informaje women are no more But instruments of some more mightier member, That sets tiieni on : Let me have way, my lord, To find this practice' out. Duke. Ay, with my heart; And punish them unto your height of pleasure. — Tlion foolish friar, and thou pernicious woman. Compact with her that's gone I think'st thou thy oaths, Though they would swear down each particular saint. Were testimonies against his worth and credit. That's seai'd in approbation? — Von, lord F.scalus, Sit with my cousin; lend him your kintl pains To finii out this abuse, whence 'tis derived. — There is another friar that set tliem on; Let him be sent for. F. Peter. Would he were here, my lord; for he, indeed. ITath set the woman on to this comj^laint: Your provost l^iiows the place where he abides, And he may fetch him. Duke. Go do it instantly.— lE.rit Provost. And you, my no'ie. and well-warranted cousin. Whom it concerns to hear this matter forth, Po with your injuries as seems you best, Tu any chastisement : I, for a while. Will leave you ; but stir not you, till you have well Determined upen tliese slanderers. E.^cul. !\Iy lord, we'll do it thorouglily. — [Exit Puke.] Si;.;ii:or Lucio, did not you say, you knew that friar Lodowick to be a dishonest person'! » Deception. « Crazy, ' Couspii'aey. LtiC'O. Cucullus ""u faeil monachuin : honest in nothing but in his clothes; and one that hath sjjoke most villnnnus speeches oft! e dii' e. Escul. Wesliall entreat you to abide here till he come, and cntitree them against him: we shall find this friar a notable lellow. L'lcio. As any in Vienna, on my word. Escal. Call that same Isabel here once again; [Tatm Affendtmt-] I would speak with her: Pray you. my lord, give me leave to question ; you shall see liow I'll handle her. Luciji. Not better than he, by her own report. EfciU. Say you '! L'lcin. Marry, sir, I think, if you liandled her privately, she would sooner confess ; perchance publiclj' she'll be ashamed. Re-enter Officers, ivith Isabella ; the Duke, in the Friar's habit, and Provost. Escal. I will go darkly to work with her. L'icin. That's the way ; for women are light at midnight. Escal. Come on, mistress: [Tn Isabella.1 here's a L'entlewoman denies all that you have said. L'lcifi. M y lord, here comes the rascal 1 spoke of; he:e with the provost. Exeat. In very good time: — speak not you to him, till we call upon you. L'icio. Mum. Escal. Come, sir; Did you set these women on to slander lord Angelo ! they have confessd you did. Dake. 'Tis false. Escut. How! know you where you are ? Duke. Respect to your great place! and let the devil Be some time honored for his burning throne: — Where is the dukel tis he should hear me speak. Escal. The duke's in us; and we will hear you speak : Look, you speak justly. Duke. Boldly, at least; — But, O. poor souls, Come you to seek the lamb here of the Ibx '! Good liight to your redress. Is the duke gone 1 Then is your cause gone too. The dukes unjust, Tlius to retort your manifest appeal. And put your trial in the vihanfs mouth, Whicli here you come to accuse. Lucia. This is the rascal ; this is he I spoke of. Escal. Why, thou unreverend and unhallow'd friar ! Is't not enou£h,that thou hast suborn'd these women, To accuse this worthy man; but in foul mouth, And in the witness of his proper ear. To call him villain '! .And then, glance from him to the duke himself; To tax him with injustice ? — Take bun hence; To the rack with him: — Well touze jou joint by joint. But we will know this purpose :— What ! unjust ! Duke. Be not so hot ; the duke Dare no more sh-etch this finger of mine, than he Dare rack his own : his subject am I not. Nor here provincial : My business in this slate Made me a looker-on here in Vienna, Where 1 have seen corruption boil and bubble. Till it o'er-run the stew: laws for all faults; But faults so countenanced, that the strong statutes Stand like the forfeits in a barbers shop, .\s much in mock as mark. Escal. Slander to the state ! .\way with mm to prison. Ang. What can you vouch against Inm, signior Lucio"! Is this the man that you did tell us or"! Lucia. 'Tis he, my lord. Come hither, goodman balrVpate : Do you 'know me ! Duke. 1 remember you, sir, by the sound of your voice. I met you at the prison in the absence of the duke. Luciii. O, did you so'! And do you remember what you said of the duke I Duke. Most notedly, sir. Lurin. Do you so, sir? xVnd was the duke a flesli-monger, a fool, and a coward, as you then re- ported him to be "! Duke. You must, sir, change persons with me, ere yon make tliat my report: you. indeed, spoke so of him; and much inore, much worse. ScEXi: I. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 99 Lucio. tliou damnable follow ! Did not I pluck thee by the nose for thy S])eeches I Dukt. I protest I love the duke as I love myself. Ait^. Hark! how tlie villain would close now, after his treasonable abuses. Esail. Such a IcUow is not to be talked withal : — Awaywith him to j^rison. Where istheprovost ! — Away witli him to prison; lay bolts enough ui-on him ; let him speak no more. Away with those gig- lots* too, and with the other confederate companion. [Tlie Provost Inijs hands on ike Duke. Duke. Stay, .sir; stay awhde. Aug. What! resists he ! Help him Lucio. Lucio. Come, sir; come, sir; come, sir; foh, sir: Why, you bald-pated, lying rascal ! you must be hooded, must youl Show your knave's visage! with a pox to "you ! show your .^hee^-biling face, and be hang'd an hour ! Will t not otl .' IPull.'i (ijj'the FrUirs hnod, and di