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"And Sent out a Jet of Fire from His Nostrils " 
 
 Drawing by Power O'Malley. To illustrate 
 "In the House of Suddhoo," by Rudyard Kipling 
 
THE 
 
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 CLASSIC MYSTERY AND 
 DETECTIVE STORIES 
 
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 MODERN ENGLISH 
 
 Rudyard Kipling A. Conan Doyle 
 
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 Robert Louis Stevenson 
 
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Table of Contents 
 
 PAGE 
 
 RUDYARD KIPLING (1865) 
 
 My Own True Ghost Story 9 
 
 The Sending of Dana Da l8 
 
 In the House of Suddhoo 28 
 
 His Wedded Wife 36 
 
 A. CONAN DOYLE (1850^) 
 
 A Case of Identity 42 
 
 A Scandal in Bohemia 
 
 The Red-Headed League 87 
 
 EGERTON CASTLE (1858) 
 
 The Baron's Quarry II4 
 
 STANLEY J. WEYMAN (1855) 
 
 The Fowl in the Pot I38 
 
 ROBERT Louis STEVENSON (1850-94) 
 
 The Pavilion on the Links I55 
 
 WILKIE COLLINS (1824-89) 
 
 The Dream Woman 213 
 
 ANONYMOUS 
 
 The Lost Duchess 274 
 
 The Minor Canon 2g8 
 
 The Pipe 3 4 
 
 The Puzzle . ' * ' ' 325 
 
 The Great Valdez Sapphire . i M *' 347 
 
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Modern English Mystery Stories 
 
 Rudyard Kipling v, : s*-5:Va 
 
 My Own True Ghost Story*' ' 
 
 As I came through the Desert thus it was 
 As I came through the Desert. 
 
 The City of Dreadful Night. 
 
 gOME WHERE in the Other World, where there are 
 books and pictures and plays and shop windows to 
 look at, and thousands of men who spend their lives in 
 building up all four, lives a gentleman who writes real 
 stories about the real insides of people; and his name is 
 Mr. Walter Besant. But he will insist upon treating his 
 ghosts he has published half a workshopful of them 
 with levity. He makes his ghost-seers talk familiarly, and, 
 in some cases, flirt outrageously, with the phantoms. You 
 may treat anything, from a Viceroy to a Vernacular Paper, 
 with levity; but you must behave reverently toward a 
 ghost, and particularly an Indian one. 
 
 There are, in this land, ghosts who take the form of 
 fat, cold, pobby corpses, and hide in trees near the 
 roadside till a traveler passes. Then they drop upon 
 his neck and remain. There are also terrible ghosts 
 of women who have died in child-bed. These wander 
 along the pathways at dusk, or hide in the crops near a 
 village, and call seductively. But to answer their call is 
 death in this world and the next. Their feet are turned 
 backward that all sober men may recognize them. There 
 are ghosts of little children who have been thrown into 
 wells. These haunt well curbs and the fringes of jungles, 
 and wail under the stars, or catch women by the wrist and 
 beg to be taken up and carried. These and the corpse 
 ghosts, however, are only vernacular articles and do not 
 attack Sahibs. No native ghost has yet been authentically 
 
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 reported to have frightened an Englishman; but many 
 English ghosts have scared the life out of both white and 
 black, c f %18 * j 
 
 cIvFeaeriyr^yery other Station owns a ghost. There are 
 : s,ajd. to be , two* at Simla, not counting the woman who 
 Blows: .tHe' 'bellows at Syree dak-bungalow on the Old 
 Road; Mussoorie has a house haunted of a very lively 
 Thing; a White Lady is supposed to do night-watchman 
 round a house in Lahore ; Dalhousie says that one of her 
 houses " repeats " on autumn evenings all the incidents of 
 a horrible horse-and-precipice accident; Murree has a 
 merry ghost, and, now that she has been swept by cholera, 
 will have room for a sorrowful one; there are Officers' 
 Quarters in Mian Mir whose doors open without reason, 
 and whose furniture is guaranteed to creak, not with the 
 heat of June but with the weight of Invisibles who come 
 to lounge in the chairs; Peshawur possesses houses that 
 none will willingly rent ; and there is something not fever 
 wrong with a big bungalow in Allahabad. The older 
 Provinces simply bristle with haunted houses, and march 
 phantom armies along their main thoroughfares. 
 
 Some of the dak-bungalows on the Grand Trunk Road 
 have handy little cemeteries in their compound witnesses 
 to the " changes and chances of this mortal life " in the 
 days when men drove from Calcutta to the Northwest. 
 These bungalows are objectionable places to put up in. 
 They are generally very old, always dirty, while the 
 khansamah is as ancient as the bungalow. He either chat- 
 ters senilely, or falls into the long trances- of age. In both 
 moods he is useless. If you get angry with him, he refers 
 to some Sahib dead and buried these thirty years, and says 
 that when he was in that Sahib's service not a khansamah 
 in the Province could touch him. Then he jabbers and 
 mows and tremble's and fidgets among the dishes, and you 
 repent of your irritation. 
 
 In these dak-bungalows, ghosts are most likely to be 
 found, and when found, they should be made a note of. 
 Not long ago it was my business to live in dak-bungalows. 
 
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 I never inhabited the same house for three nights running, 
 and grew to be learned in the breed. I lived in Govern- 
 ment-built ones with red brick walls and rail ceilings, an 
 inventory of the furniture posted in every room, and an 
 excited snake at the threshold to give welcome. I lived in 
 "converted" ones old houses officiating as dak-bunga- 
 lows where nothing was in its proper place and there 
 wasn't even a fowl for dinner. I lived in second-hand 
 palaces where the wind blew through open-work marble 
 tracery just as uncomfortably as through a broken pane. 
 I lived in dak-bungalows where the last entry in the vis- 
 itors' book was fifteen months old, and where they slashed 
 off the curry-kid's head with a sword. It was my good 
 luck to meet all sorts of men, from sober traveling mis- 
 sionaries and deserters flying from British Regiments, to 
 drunken loafers who threw whisky bottles at all who 
 passed ; and my still greater good fortune just to escape a 
 maternity case. Seeing that a fair proportion of the 
 tragedy of our lives out here acted itself in dak-bungalows, 
 I wondered that I had met no ghosts. A ghost that would 
 voluntarily hang about a dak-bungalow would be mad of 
 course ; but so many men have died mad in dak-bungalows 
 that there must be a fair percentage of lunatic ghosts. 
 
 In due time I found my ghost, or ghosts rather, for there 
 were two of them, Up till that hour I had sympathized 
 with Mr. Besant's method of handling them, as shown in 
 " The Strange Case of Mr. Lucraft and Other Stories." I 
 am now in the Opposition. 
 
 We will call the bungalow Katmal dak-bungalow. But 
 that was the smallest part of the horror. A man with a 
 sensitive hide has no right to sleep in dak-bungalows. He 
 should marry. Katmal dak-bungalow was old and rotten 
 and unrepaired. The floor was of worn brick, the walls 
 were filthy, and the windows were nearly black with grime. 
 It stood on a bypath largely used by native Sub-Deputy 
 Assistants of all kinds, from Finance to Forests ; but real 
 Sahibs were rare. The khansamah, who was nearly bent 
 double with old age, said so. 
 
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 When I arrived, there was a fitful, undecided rain on 
 the face of the land, accompanied by a restless wind, and 
 every gust made a noise like the rattling of dry bones in 
 the stiff toddy palms outside. The khansamah completely 
 lost his head on my arrival. He had served a Sahib once. 
 Did I know that Sahib ? He gave me the name of a well- 
 known man who has been buried for more than a quarter 
 of a century, and showed me an ancient daguerreotype of 
 that man in his prehistoric youth. I had seen a steel en- 
 graving of him at the head of a double volume of Memoirs 
 a month before, and I felt ancient beyond telling. 
 
 The day shut in and the khansamah went to get me food. 
 He did not go through the pretense of calling it " khana " 
 man's victuals. He said " ratub," and that means, among 
 other things, " grub " dog's rations. There was no insult 
 in his choice of the term. He had forgotten the other 
 word, I suppose. 
 
 While he was cutting up the dead bodies of animals, I 
 settled myself down, after exploring the dak-bungalow. 
 There were three rooms, beside my own, which was a cor- 
 ner kennel, each giving into the other through dingy white 
 doors fastened with long iron bars. The bungalow was a 
 very solid one, but the partition walls of the rooms were 
 almost jerry-built in their flimsiness. Every step or bang 
 of a trunk echoed from my room down the other three, 
 and every footfall came back tremulously from the far 
 walls. For this reason I shut the door. There were no 
 lamps only candles in long glass shades. An oil wick 
 was set in the bathroom. 
 
 For bleak, unadulterated misery that dak-bungalow was 
 the worst of the many that I had ever set foot in. There 
 was no fireplace, and the windows would not open; so a 
 brazier of charcoal would have been useless. The rain and 
 the wind splashed and gurgled and moaned round the 
 house, and the toddy palms rattled and roared. Half a 
 dozen jackals went through the compound singing, and a 
 hyena stood afar off and mocked them. A hyena would 
 convince a Sadducee of the Resurrection of the Dead 
 
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 the worst sort of Dead. Then came the ratub a curious 
 meal, half native and half English in composition with 
 the old khansamah babbling behind my chair about dead 
 and gone English people, and the wind-blown candles 
 playing shadow-bo-peep with the bed and the mosquito- 
 curtains. It was just the sort of dinner and evening to 
 make a man think of every single one of his past sins, and 
 of all the others that he intended to commit if he lived. 
 
 Sleep, for several hundred reasons, was not easy. The 
 lamp in the bath-room threw the most absurd shadows 
 into the room, and the wind was beginning to talk non- 
 sense. 
 
 Just when the reasons were drowsy with blood-sucking 
 I heard the regular " Let-us-take-and-heave-him-over " 
 grunt of doolie-bearers in the compound. First one doolie 
 came in, then a second, and then a third. I heard the 
 doolies dumped on the ground, and the shutter in front 
 of my door shook. " That's some one trying to come in," 
 I said. But no one spoke, and I persuaded myself that it 
 was the gusty wind. The shutter of the room next to mine 
 was attacked, flung back, and the inner door opened. 
 " That's some Sub-Deputy Assistant," I said, " and he has 
 brought his friends with him. Now they'll talk and spit 
 and smoke for an hour." 
 
 But there were no voices and no footsteps. No one 
 was putting his luggage into the next room. The door 
 shut, and I thanked Providence that I was to be left in 
 peace. But I was curious to know where the doolies had 
 gone. I got out of bed and looked into the darkness. 
 There was never a sign of a doolie. Just as I was getting 
 into bed again, I heard, in the next room, the sound that 
 no man in his senses can possibly mistake the whir of 
 a billiard ball down the length of the slates when the striker 
 is stringing for break. No other sound is like it. A minute 
 afterwards there was another whir, and I got into bed. I 
 was not frightened indeed I was not. I was very curious 
 to know what had become of the doolies. I jumped into 
 bed for that reason. 
 
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 Next minute I heard the double click of a cannon and 
 my hair sat up. It is a mistake to say that hair stands 
 up. The skin of the head tightens and you can feel a faint, 
 prickly, bristling all over the scalp. That is the hair sit- 
 ting up. 
 
 There was a whir and a click, and both sounds could 
 only have been made by one thing a billiard ball. I ar- 
 gued the matter out at great length with myself; and the 
 more I argued the less probable it seemed that one bed, 
 one table, and two chairs all the furniture of the room 
 next to mine could so exactly duplicate the sounds of a 
 game of billiards. After another cannon, a three-cushion 
 one to judge by the whir, I argued no more. I had found 
 my ghost and would have given worlds to have escaped 
 from that dak-bungalow. I listened, and with each listen 
 the game grew clearer. There was whir on whir and click 
 on click. Sometimes there was a double click and a whir 
 and another click. Beyond any sort of doubt, people were 
 playing billiards in the next room. And the next room 
 was not big enough to hold a billiard table! 
 
 Between the pauses of the wind I heard the game go 
 forward stroke after stroke. I tried to believe that I 
 could not hear voices ; but that attempt was a failure. 
 
 Do you know what fear is? Not ordinary fear of in- 
 sult, injury or death, but abject, quivering dread of some- 
 thing that you cannot see fear that dries the inside of 
 the mouth and half of the throat fear that makes you 
 sweat on the palms of the hands, and gulp in order to keep 
 the uvula at work ? This is a fine Fear a great cowardice, 
 and must be felt to be appreciated. The very improbability 
 of billiards in a dak-bungalow proved the reality of the 
 thing. No man drunk or sober could imagine a game 
 at billiards, or invent the spitting crack of a " screw- 
 cannon." 
 
 A severe course of dak-bungalows has this disadvantage 
 it breeds infinite credulity. If a man said to a confirmed 
 dak-bungalow-haunter : " There is a corpse in the next 
 room, and there's a mad girl in the next but one, and the 
 
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 woman and man on that camel have just eloped from a 
 place sixty miles away/' the hearer would not disbelieve 
 because he would know that nothing is too wild, grotesque, 
 or horrible to happen in a dak-bungalow. 
 
 This credulity, unfortunately, extends to ghosts. A ra- 
 tional person fresh from his own house would have turned 
 on his side and slept. I did not. So surely as I was given 
 up as a bad carcass by the scores of things in the bed 
 because the bulk of my blood was in my heart, so surely 
 did I hear every stroke of a long game at billiards played 
 in the echoing room behind the iron-barred door. My 
 dominant fear was that the players might want a marker. 
 It was an absurd fear; because creatures who could play 
 in the dark would be above such superfluities. I only know 
 that that was my terror; and it was real. 
 
 After a long, long while the game stopped, and the door 
 banged. I slept because I was dead tired. Otherwise I 
 should have preferred to have kept awake. Not for every- 
 thing in Asia would I have dropped the door-bar and 
 peered into the dark of the next room. 
 
 When the morning came, I considered that I had done 
 well and wisely, and inquired for the means of departure. 
 
 " By the way, khansamah" I said, " what were those 
 three doolies doing in my compound in the night ? " 
 
 " There were no doolies/' said the khansamah. 
 
 I went into the next room and the daylight streamed 
 through the open door. I was immensely brave. I would, 
 at that hour, have played Black Pool with the owner of 
 the big Black Pool down below. 
 
 " Has this place always been a dak-bungalow? " I asked. 
 
 " No," said the khansamah. " Ten or twenty years ago, 
 I have forgotten how long, it was a billiard room." 
 
 "A how much?" 
 
 " A billiard room for the Sahibs who built the Railway. 
 I was khansamah then in the big house where all the Rail- 
 way-Sahibs lived, and I used to come across with brandy- 
 shrab. These three rooms were all one, and they held a 
 big table on which the Sahibs played every evening. But 
 
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 the Sahibs are all dead now, and the Railway runs, you say, 
 nearly to Kabul." 
 
 " Do you remember anything about the Sahibs ? " 
 
 " It is long ago, but I remember that one Sahib, a fa? 
 man and always angry, was playing here one night, and he 
 said to me : ' Mangal Khan, brandy-pani do,' and I rilled 
 the glass, and he bent over the table to strike, and his 
 head fell lower and lower till it hit the table, and his spec- 
 tacles came off, and when we the Sahibs and I myself 
 ran to lift him he was dead. I helped to carry him out. 
 Aha, he was a strong Sahib! But he is dead and I, old 
 Mangal Khan, am still living, by your favor." 
 
 That was more than enough ! I had my ghost a first- 
 hand, authenticated article. I would write to the Society 
 for Psychical Research I would paralyze the Empire with 
 the news! But I would, first of all, put eighty miles of 
 assessed crop land between myself and that dak-bungalow 
 before nightfall. The Society might send their regular 
 agent to investigate later on. 
 
 I went into my own room and prepared to pack after 
 noting down the facts of the case. As I smoked I heard 
 the game begin again, with a miss in balk this time, for 
 the whir was a short one. 
 
 The door was open and I could see into the room. 
 Click click! That was a cannon. I entered the room with- 
 out fear, for there was sunlight within and a fresh breeze 
 without. The unseen game was going on at a tremendous 
 rate. And well it might, when a restless little rat was run- 
 ning to and fro inside the dingy ceiling-cloth, and a piece 
 of loose window-sash was making fifty breaks off the 
 window-bolt as it shook in the breeze ! 
 
 Impossible to mistake the sound of billiard balls ! Im- 
 possible to mistake the whir of a ball over the slate ! But 
 I was to be excused. Even when I shut my enlightened 
 eyes the sound was marvelously like that of a fast game. 
 
 Entered angrily the faithful partner of my sorrows, 
 Kadir Baksh. 
 
 " This bungalow is very bad and low-caste ! No won- 
 
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 <ier the Presence was disturbed and is speckled. Three 
 sets of doolie-bearers came to the bungalow late last night 
 when I was sleeping outside, and said that it was their cus- 
 tom to rest in the rooms set apart for the English people ! 
 What honor has the khansamah? They tried to enter, but 
 I told them to go. No wonder, if these Oorias have been 
 here, that the Presence is sorely spotted. It is shame, and 
 the work of a dirty man ! " 
 
 Kadir Baksh did not say that he had taken from each 
 gang two annas for rent in advance, and then, beyond my 
 earshot, had beaten them with the big green umbrella 
 whose use I could never before divine. But Kadir Baksh 
 has no notions of morality. 
 
 There was an interview with the khansamah, but as he 
 promptly lost his head, wrath gave place to pity, and pity 
 led to a long conversation, in the course of which he put 
 the fat Engineer-Sahib's tragic death in three separate 
 stations two of them fifty miles away. The third shift was 
 to Calcutta, and there the Sahib died while driving a dog- 
 cart. 
 
 If I had encouraged him the khansamah would have 
 wandered all through Bengal with his corpse. 
 
 I did not go away as soon as I intended. I stayed for 
 the night, while the wind and the rat and the sash and 
 the window-bolt played a ding-dong " hundred and fifty 
 up." Then the wind ran out and the billiards stopped, and 
 I felt that I had ruined my one genuine, hall-marked ghost 
 story. 
 
 Had I only stopped at the proper time, I could have 
 made anything out of it. 
 
 That was the bitterest thought of all ! 
 
English Mystery Stories 
 The Sending of Dana Da 
 
 When the Devil rides on your chest, remember the chamar. 
 
 Native Proverb. 
 
 ONCE upon a time some people in India made a new 
 heaven and a new earth out of broken teacups, a miss- 
 ing brooch or two, and a hair brush. These were hidden 
 under bushes, or stuffed into holes in the hillside, and an 
 entire civil service of subordinate gods used to find or mend 
 them again; and everyone said: "There are more things 
 in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in our philosophy." 
 Several other things happened also, but the religion never 
 seemed to get much beyond its first manifestations ; though 
 it added an air-line postal dak, and orchestral effects in 
 order to keep abreast of the times, and stall off compe- 
 tition. 
 
 This religion was too elastic for ordinary use. It stretched 
 itself and embraced pieces of everything that medicine men 
 of all ages have manufactured. It approved and stole from 
 Freemasonry; looted the Latter-day Rosicrucians of half 
 their pet words ; took any fragments of Egyptian philoso- 
 phy that it found in the Encyclopaedia Britannica ; annexed 
 as many of the Vedas as had been translated into French 
 or English, and talked of all the rest ; built in the German 
 versions of what is left of the Zend Avesta; encouraged 
 white, gray, and black magic, including Spiritualism, palm- 
 istry, fortune-telling by cards, hot chestnuts, double-ker- 
 neled nuts and tallow droppings ; would have adopted Voo- 
 doo and Oboe had it known anything about them, and 
 showed itself, in every way, one of the most accommodating 
 arrangements that had ever been invented since the birth 
 of the sea. 
 
 When it was in thorough working order, with all the 
 machinery down to the subscriptions complete, Dana Da 
 came from nowhere, with nothing in his hands, and wrote 
 a chapter in its history which has hitherto been unpub- 
 
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 lished. He said that his first name was Dana, and his sec- 
 ond was Da. Now, setting aside Dana of the New York 
 Sun, Dana is a Bhil name, and Da fits no native of India 
 unless you accept the Bengali De as the original spelling. 
 Da is Lap or Finnish; and Dana Da was neither Finn, 
 Chin, Bhil, Bengali, Lap, Nair, Gond, Romaney, Magh, 
 Bokhariot, Kurd, Armenian, Levantine, Jew, Persian, Pun- 
 jabi, Madrasi, Parsee, nor anything else known to eth- 
 nologists. He was simply Dana Da, and declined to give 
 further information. For the sake of brevity, and as 
 roughly indicating his origin, he was called " The Native." 
 He might have been the original Old Man of the Moun- 
 tains, who is said to be the only authorized head of the Tea- 
 cup Creed. Some people said that he was; but Dana Da 
 used to smile and deny any connection with the cult ; ex- 
 plaining that he was an " independent experimenter." 
 
 As I have said, he came from nowhere, with his hands 
 behind his back, and studied the creed for three weeks; 
 sitting at the feet of those best competent to explain its 
 mysteries. Then he laughed aloud and went away, but the 
 laugh might have been either of devotion or derision. 
 
 When he returned he was without money, but his pride 
 was unabated. He declared that he knew more about the 
 things in heaven and earth than those who taught him, and 
 for this contumacy was abandoned altogether. 
 
 His next appearance in public life was at a big canton- 
 ment in Upper India, and he was then telling fortunes with 
 the help of three leaden dice, a very dirty old cloth, and a 
 little tin box of opium pills. He told better fortunes when 
 he was allowed half a bottle of whisky; but the things 
 which he invented on the opium were quite worth the 
 money. He was in reduced circumstances. Among other 
 people's he told the fortune of an Englishman who had 
 once been interested in the Simla creed, but who, later on, 
 had married and forgotten all his old knowledge in the 
 study of babies and Exchange. The Englishman allowed 
 Dana Da to tell a fortune for charity's sake, and gave him 
 five rupees, a dinner, and some old clothes. When he had 
 
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 eaten, Dana Da professed gratitude, and asked if there were 
 anything he could do for his host in the esoteric line. 
 
 " Is there anyone that you love ? " said Dana Da. The 
 Englishman loved his wife, but had no desire to drag her 
 name into the conversation. He therefore shook his head. 
 
 " Is there anyone that you hate ? " said Dana Da. The 
 Englishman said that there were several men whom he 
 hated deeply. 
 
 " Very good," said Dana Da, upon whom the whisky 
 and the opium were beginning to tell. " Only give me 
 their names, and I will dispatch a Sending to them and kill 
 them." 
 
 Now a Sending is a horrible arrangement, first invented, 
 they say, in Iceland. It is a thing sent by a wizard, and 
 may take any form, but most generally wanders about the 
 land in the shape of a little purple cloud till it finds the 
 sendee, and him it kills by changing into the form of a 
 horse, or a cat, or a man without a face. It is not strictly 
 a native patent, though chamars can, if irritated, dispatch 
 a Sending which sits on the breast of their enemy by night 
 and nearly kills him. Very few natives care to irritate 
 chamars for this reason. 
 
 " Let me dispatch a Sending," said Dana Da ; "I am 
 nearly dead now with want, and drink, and opium; but I 
 should like to kill a man before I die. I can send a Send- 
 ing anywhere you choose, and in any form except in the 
 shape of a man." 
 
 The Englishman had no friends that he wished to kill, 
 but partly to soothe Dana Da, whose eyes were rolling, and 
 partly to see what would be done, he asked whether a 
 modified Sending could not be arranged for such a Send- 
 ing as should make a man's life a burden to him, and yet 
 do him no harm. If this were possible, he notified his will- 
 ingness to give Dana Da ten rupees for the job. 
 
 " I am not what I was once," said Dana Da, " and I 
 must take the money because I am poor. To what Eng- 
 lishman shall I send it?" 
 
 " Send a Sending to Lone Sahib." said the Englishman, 
 
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 naming a man who had been most bitter in rebuking him 
 for his apostasy from the Teacup Creed. Dana Da laughed 
 and nodded. 
 
 " I could have chosen no better man myself," said he. 
 " I will see that he finds the Sending about his path and 
 about his bed." 
 
 He lay down on the hearthrug, turned up the whites of 
 his eyes, shivered all over, and began" to snort. This was 
 magic, or opium, or the Sending, or all three. When he 
 opened his eyes he vowed that the Sending had started 
 upon the warpath, and was at that moment flying up to the 
 town where Lone Sahib lives. 
 
 " Give me my ten rupees," said Dana Da, wearily, " and 
 write a letter to Lone Sahib, telling him, and all who be- 
 lieve with him, that you and a friend are using a power 
 greater than theirs. They will see that you are speaking the 
 truth." 
 
 He departed unsteadily, with the promise of some more 
 rupees if anything came of the Sending. 
 
 The Englishman sent a letter to Lone Sahib, couched in 
 what he remembered of the terminology of the creed. He 
 wrote : " I also, in the days of what you held to be my 
 backsliding, have obtained enlightenment, and with enlight- 
 enment has come power." Then he grew so deeply mys- 
 terious that the recipient of the letter could make neither 
 head nor tail of it, and was proportionately impressed ; for 
 he fancied that his friend had become a " fifth rounder." 
 When a man is a "fifth rounder" he can do more than 
 Slade and Houdin combined. 
 
 Lone Sahib read the letter in five different fashions, and 
 was beginning a sixth interpretation, when his bearer dashed 
 in with the news that there was a cat on the bed. Now, 
 if there was one thing that Lone Sahib hated more than 
 another it was a cat. He rated the bearer for not turning 
 it out of the house. The bearer said that he was afraid. 
 All the doors of the bedroom had been shut throughout 
 the morning, and no real cat could possibly have entered 
 the room. He would prefer not to meddle with the creature. 
 
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 Lone Sahib entered the room gingerly, and there, on the 
 pillow of his bed, sprawled and whimpered a wee white 
 kitten, not a jumpsome, frisky little beast, but a sluglike 
 crawler with its eyes barely opened and its paws lacking 
 strength or direction a kitten that ought to have been in 
 a basket with its mamma. Lone Sahib caught it by the 
 scruff of its neck, handed it over to the sweeper to be 
 drowned, and fined the bearer four annas. 
 
 That evening, as he was reading in his room, he fancied 
 that he saw something moving about on the hearthrug, 
 outside the circle of light from his reading lamp. When 
 the thing began to myowl, he realized that it was a kitten 
 a wee white kitten, nearly blind and very miserable. He 
 was seriously angry, and spoke bitterly to his bearer, who 
 said that there was no kitten in the room when he brought 
 in the lamp, and real kittens of tender age generally had 
 mother cats in attendance. 
 
 " If the Presence will go out into the veranda and listen," 
 said the bearer, " he will hear no cats. How, therefore, 
 can the kitten on the bed and the kitten on the hearthrug 
 be real kittens ? " 
 
 Lone Sahib went out to listen, and the bearer followed 
 him, but there was no sound of Rachel mewing for her 
 children. He returned to his room, having hurled the kit- 
 ten down the hillside, and wrote out the incidents of the 
 day for the benefit of his coreligionists. Those people were 
 so absolutely free from superstition that they ascribed any- 
 thing a little out of the common to agencies. As it was 
 their business to know all about the agencies, they were on 
 terms of almost indecent familiarity with manifestations of 
 every kind. Their letters dropped from the ceiling un- 
 stamped and spirits used to squatter up and down their 
 staircases all night. But they had never come into con- 
 tact with kittens. Lone Sahib wrote out the facts, noting 
 the hour and the minute, as every psychical observer is 
 bound to do, and appending the Englishman's letter be- 
 cause it was the most mysterious document and might have 
 had a bearing upon anything in this world or the next. An 
 
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 outsider would have translated all the tangle thus : " Look 
 out! You laughed at me once, and now I am going to 
 make you sit up." 
 
 Lone Sahib's coreligionists found that meaning in it ; but 
 their translation was refined and full of four-syllable words. 
 They held a sederunt, and were filled with tremulous joy, 
 for, in spite of their familiarity with all the other worlds 
 and cycles, they had a very human awe of things sent from 
 ghostland. They met in Lone Sahib's room in shrouded 
 and sepulchral gloom, and their conclave was broken up 
 by a clinking among the photo frames on the mantelpiece. 
 A wee white kitten, nearly blind, was looping and writhing 
 itself between the clock and the candlesticks. That stopped 
 all investigations or doubtings. Here was the manifesta- 
 tion in the flesh. It was, so far as could be seen, devoid of 
 purpose, but it was a manifestation of undoubted authen- 
 ticity. 
 
 They drafted a round robin to the Englishman, the back- 
 slider of old days, adjuring him in the interests of the creed 
 to explain whether there was any connection between the 
 embodiment of some Egyptian god or other (I have forgot- 
 ten the name) and his communication. They called the 
 kitten Ra, or Toth, or Shem, or Noah, or something ; and 
 when Lone Sahib confessed that the first one had, at his 
 most misguided instance, been drowned by the sweeper, 
 they said consolingly that in his next life he would be a 
 " bounder," and not even a " rounder " of the lowest grade. 
 These words may not be quite correct, but they express 
 the sense of the house accurately. 
 
 When the Englishman received the round robin it came 
 by post he was startled and bewildered. He sent into the 
 bazaar for Dana Da, who read the letter and laughed. 
 " That is my Sending," said he. " I told you I would work 
 well. Now give me another ten rupees." 
 
 " But what in the world is this gibberish about Egyptian 
 gods ? " asked the Englishman. 
 
 " Cats," said Dana Da, with a hiccough, for he had dis- 
 covered the Englishman's whisky bottle. " Cats and cats 
 
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 and cats ! Never was such a Sending. A hundred of cats. 
 Now give me ten more rupees and write as I dictate." 
 
 Dana Da's letter was a curiosity. It bore the English- 
 man's signature, and hinted at cats at a Sending of cats. 
 The mere words on paper were creepy and uncanny to be- 
 hold. 
 
 " What have you done, though ? " said the Englishman ; 
 " I am as much in the dark as ever. Do you mean to say 
 that you can actually send this absurd Sending you talk 
 about?" 
 
 " Judge for yourself," said Dana Da. " What does that 
 letter mean? In a little time they will all be at my feet 
 and yours, and I, oh, glory ! will be drugged or drunk all 
 day long." 
 
 Dana Da knew his people. 
 
 When a man who hates cats wakes up in the morning 
 and finds a little squirming kitten on his breast, or puts his 
 hand into his ulster pocket and finds a little half-dead kitten 
 where his gloves should be, or opens his trunk and finds 
 a vile kitten among his dress shirts, or goes for a long ride 
 with his mackintosh strapped on his saddle-bow and shakes 
 a little sprawling kitten from its folds when he opens it, or 
 goes out to dinner and finds a little blind kitten under his 
 chair, or stays at home and finds a writhing kitten under 
 the quilt, or wriggling among his boots, or hanging, head 
 downward, in his tobacco jar, or being mangled by his ter- 
 rier in the veranda when such a man finds one kitten, 
 neither more nor less, once a day in a place where no kit- 
 ten rightly could or should be, he is naturally upset. When 
 he dare not murder his daily trove because he believes it 
 to be a manifestation, an emissary, an embodiment, and 
 half a dozen other things all out of the regular course of 
 nature, he is more than upset. He is actually distressed. 
 Some of Lone Sahib's coreligionists thought that he was 
 a highly favored individual ; but many said that if he had 
 treated the first kitten with proper respect as suited a 
 Toth-Ra Turn-Sennacherib Embodiment all his trouble 
 would have been averted. They compared him to the An- 
 
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 cient Mariner, but none the less they were proud of him 
 and proud of the Englishman who had sent the manifesta- 
 tion. They did not call it a Sending because Icelandic 
 magic was not in their programme. 
 
 After sixteen kittens that is to say, after one fortnight, 
 for there were three kittens on the first day to impress the 
 fact of the Sending, the whole camp was uplifted by a let- 
 ter it came flying through a window from the Old Man 
 of the Mountains the head of all the creed explaining 
 the manifestation in the most beautiful language and soak- 
 ing up all the credit of it for himself. The Englishman, 
 said the letter, was not there at all. He was a backslider 
 without power or asceticism, who couldn't even raise a 
 table by force of volition, much less project an army of 
 kittens through space. The entire arrangement, said the 
 letter, was strictly orthodox, worked and sanctioned by the 
 highest authorities within the pale of the creed. There 
 was great joy at this, for some of the weaker brethren see- 
 ing that an outsider who had been working on independent 
 lines could create kittens, whereas their own rulers had 
 never gone beyond crockery and broken at that were 
 showing a desire to break line on their own trail. In fact, 
 there was the promise of a schism. A second round robin 
 was drafted to the Englishman, beginning : " Oh, Scoffer," 
 and ending with a selection of curses from the rites of 
 Mizraim and Memphis and the Commination of Jugana; 
 who was a " fifth rounder," upon whose name an upstart 
 "third rounder" once traded. A papal excommunication 
 is a billet-doux compared to the Commination of Jugana. 
 The Englishman had been proved under the hand and seal 
 of the Old Man of the Mountains to have appropriated 
 virtue and pretended to have power which, in reality, be- 
 longed only to the supreme head. Naturally the round 
 robin did not spare him. 
 
 He handed the letter to Dana Da to translate into decent 
 English. The effect on Dana Da was curious. At first 
 he was furiously angry, and then he laughed for five min- 
 utes. 
 
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 " I had thought," he said, " that they would have come 
 to me. In another week I would have shown that I sent 
 the Sending, and they would have discrowned the Old Man 
 of the Mountains who has sent this Sending of mine Do 
 you do nothing. The time has come for me to act. Write 
 as I dictate, and I will put them to shame. But give me 
 ten more rupees." 
 
 At Dana Da's dictation the Englishman wrote nothing 
 less than a formal challenge to the Old Man of the Moun- 
 tains. It wound up : " And if this manifestation be from 
 your hand, then let it go forward; but if it be from my 
 hand, I will that the Sending shall cease in two days' time. 
 On that day there shall be twelve kittens and thencefor- 
 ward none at all. The people shall judge between us." 
 This was signed by Dana Da, who added pentacles and 
 pentagrams, and a crux ansata, and half a dozen swastikas, 
 and a Triple Tau to his name, just to show that he was all 
 he laid claim to be. 
 
 The challenge was read out to the gentlemen and ladies, 
 and they remembered then that Dana Da had laughed at 
 them some years ago. It was officially announced that the 
 Old Man of the Mountains would treat the matter with con- 
 tempt; Dana Da being an independent investigator with- 
 out a single " round " at the back of him. But this did not 
 soothe his people. They wanted to see a fight. They were 
 very human for all their spirituality. Lone Sahib, who was 
 really being worn out with kittens, submitted meekly to his 
 fate. He felt that he was being " kittened to prove the 
 power of Dana Da," as the poet says. 
 
 When the stated day dawned, the shower of kittens be- 
 gan. Some were white and some were tabby, and all were 
 about the same loathsome age. Three were on his hearth- 
 rug, three in his bathroom, and the other six turned up 
 at intervals among the visitors who came to see the 
 prophecy break down. Never was a more satisfactory 
 Sending. On the next day there were no kittens, and the 
 next day and all the other days were kittenless and quiet. 
 The people murmured and looked to the Old Man of the 
 
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 Mountains for an explanation. A letter, written on a palm 
 leaf, dropped from the ceiling, but everyone except Lone 
 Sahib felt that letters were not what the occasion demanded. 
 There should have been cats, there should have been cats 
 full-grown ones. The letter proved conclusively that 
 there had been a hitch in the psychic current which, col- 
 liding with a dual identity, had interfered with the per- 
 cipient activity all along the main line. The kittens were 
 still going on, but owing to some failure in the developing 
 fluid, they were not materialized. The air was thick with 
 letters for a few days afterwards. Unseen hands played 
 Gliick and Beethoven on finger-bowls and clock shades; 
 but all men felt that psychic life was a mockery without 
 materialized kittens. Even Lone Sahib shouted with the 
 majority on this head. Dana Da's letters were very in- 
 sulting, and if he had then offered to lead a new departure, 
 there is no knowing what might not have happened. 
 
 But Dana Da was dying of whisky and opium in the 
 Englishman's go-down, and had small heart for new 
 creeds. 
 
 " They have been put to shame/' said he. " Never was 
 such a Sending. It has killed me." 
 
 " Nonsense," said the Englishman, " you are going to 
 die, Dana Da, and that sort of stuff must be left behind. 
 I'll admit that you have made some queer things come 
 about. Tell me honestly, now, how was it done ? " 
 
 " Give me ten more rupees," said Dana Da, faintly, " and 
 if I die before I spend them, bury them with me." The 
 silver was counted out while Dana Da was fighting with 
 death. His hand closed upon the money and he smiled a 
 grim smile. 
 
 " Bend low," he whispered. The Englishman bent. 
 
 " Bunnia mission school expelled box-wallah (ped- 
 dler) Ceylon pearl merchant all mine English education 
 outcasted, and made up name Dana Da England with 
 American thought-reading man and and you gave me 
 ten rupees several times I gave the Sahib's bearer two- 
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 put them about very clever man. Very few kittens now 
 in the bazaar. Ask Lone Sahib's sweeper's wife." 
 
 So saying, Dana Da gasped and passed away into a land 
 where, if all be true, there are no materializations and the 
 making of new creeds is discouraged. 
 
 But consider the gorgeous simplicity of it all ! 
 
 In the House of Suddhoo 
 
 A stone's throw out on either hand 
 From that well-ordered road we tread, 
 
 And all the world is wild and strange ; 
 Churel and ghoul and Djinn and sprite 
 Shall bear us company to-night, 
 For we have reached the Oldest Land 
 
 Wherein the Powers of Darkness range. 
 
 From the Dusk to the Dawn. 
 
 THE house of Suddhoo, near the Taksali Gate, is two 
 storied, with four carved windows of old brown wood, 
 and a flat roof. You may recognize it by five red hand- 
 prints arranged like the Five of Diamonds on the white- 
 wash between the upper windows. Bhagwan Dass, the 
 bunnia, and a man who says he gets his living by seal- 
 cutting live in the lower story with a troop of wives, serv- 
 ants, friends, and retainers. The two upper rooms used 
 to be occupied by Janoo and Azizun and a little black- 
 and-tan terrier that was stolen from an Englishman's house 
 and given to Janoo by a soldier. To-day, only Janoo 
 lives in the upper rooms. Suddhoo sleeps on the roof 
 generally, except when he sleeps in the street. He used 
 to go to Peshawar in the cold weather to visit his son, who 
 sells curiosities near the Edwardes' Gate, and then he 
 slept under a real mud roof. Suddhoo is a great friend 
 of mine, because his cousin had a son who secured, thanks 
 to my recommendation, the post of head messenger to a 
 big firm in the Station. Suddhoo says that God will make 
 
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 me a Lieutenant-Governor one of these days. I daresay 
 his prophecy will come true. He is very, very old, with 
 white hair and no teeth worth showing, and he has out- 
 lived his wits outlived nearly everything except his fond- 
 ness for his son at Peshawar. Janoo and Azizun are Kash- 
 miris, Ladies of the City, and theirs was an ancient and 
 more or less honorable profession; but Azizun has since 
 married a medical student from the Northwest and has 
 settled down to a most respectable life somewhere near 
 Bareilly. Bhagwan Dass is an extortionate and an adul- 
 terator. He is very rich. The man who is supposed to 
 get his living by seal cutting pretends to be very poor. 
 This lets you know as much as is necessary of the four 
 principal tenants in the house of Suddhoo. Then there 
 is Me, of course; but I am only the chorus that comes in 
 at the end to explain things. So I do not count. 
 
 Suddhoo was not clever. The man who pretended to 
 cut seals was the cleverest of them all Bhagwan Dass 
 only knew how to lie except Janoo. She was also beau- 
 tiful, but that was her own affair. 
 
 Suddhoo's son at Peshawar was attacked by pleurisy, 
 and old Suddhoo was troubled. The seal-cutter man heard 
 of Suddhoo's anxiety and made capital out of it. He was 
 abreast of the times. He got a friend in Peshawar to tele- 
 graph daily accounts of the son's health. And here the 
 story begins. 
 
 Suddhoo's cousin's son told me, one evening, that Sud- 
 dhoo wanted to see me; that he was too old and feeble 
 to come personally, and that I should be conferring an 
 everlasting honor on the House of Suddhoo if I went to 
 him. I went; but I think, seeing how well off Suddhoo was 
 then, that he might have sent something better than an 
 ekka, which jolted fearfully, to haul out a future Lieutenant- 
 Governor to the City on a muggy April evening. The ekka 
 did not run quickly. It was full dark when we pulled up 
 opposite the door of Ranjit Singh's Tomb near the main 
 gate of the Fort. Here was Suddhoo and he said that by 
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 I should become a Lieutenant-Governor while my hair was 
 yet black. Then we talked about the weather and the state 
 of my health, and the wheat crops, for fifteen minutes, in 
 the Huzuri Bagh, under the stars. 
 
 Suddhoo came to the point at last. He said that Janoo 
 had told him that there was an order of the Sirkar against 
 magic, because it was feared that magic might one day 
 kill the Empress of India. I didn't know anything about 
 the state of the law ; but I fancied that something interest- 
 ing was going to happen. I said that so far from magic 
 being discouraged by the Government it was highly com- 
 mended. The greatest officials of the State practiced it 
 themselves. (If the Financial Statement isn't magic, I 
 don't know what is.) Then, to encourage him further, I 
 said that, if there was any jadoo afoot, I had not the least 
 objection to giving it my countenance and sanction, and 
 to seeing that it was clean jadoo white magic, as dis- 
 tinguished from the unclean jadoo which kills folk. It 
 took a long time before Suddhoo admitted that this was 
 just what he had asked me to come for. Then he told 
 me, in jerks and quavers, that the man who said he cut 
 seals was a sorcerer of the cleanest kind; that every day 
 he gave Suddhoo news of his sick son in Peshawar more 
 quickly than the lightning could fly, and that this news 
 was always corroborated by the letters. Further, that he 
 had told Suddhoo how a great danger was threatening 
 his son, which could be removed by clean jadoo ; and, of 
 course, heavy payment. I began to see exactly how the 
 land lay, and told Suddhoo that / also understood a little 
 jadoo in the Western line, and would go to his house to see 
 that everything was done decently and in order. We set 
 off together; and on the way Suddhoo told me that he had 
 paid the seal cutter between one hundred and two hun- 
 dred rupees already; and the jadoo of that night would cost 
 two hundred more. Which was cheap, he said, consider- 
 ing the greatness of his son's danger; but I do not think 
 he meant it. 
 
 The lights were all cloaked in the front of the house 
 
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 when we arrived. I could hear awful noises from behind 
 the seal cutter's shop front, as if some one were groaning 
 his soul out. Suddhoo shook all over, and while we groped 
 our way upstairs told me that the jadoo had begun. Janoo 
 and Azizun met us at the stair head, and told us that the 
 jadoo work was coming off in their rooms, because there 
 was more space there. Janoo is a lady of a freethinking 
 turn of mind. She whispered that the jadoo was an in- 
 vention to get money out of Suddhoo, and that the seal 
 cutter would go to a hot place when he died. Suddhoo 
 was nearly crying with fear and old age. He kept walking 
 up and down the room in the half light, repeating his son's 
 name over and over again, and asking Azizun if the seal 
 cutter ought not to make a reduction in the case of his 
 own landlord. Janoo pulled me over to the shadow in the 
 recess of the carved bow-windows. The boards were up, 
 and the rooms were only lit by one tiny oil lamp. There 
 was no chance of my being seen if I stayed still. 
 
 Presently, the groans below ceased, and we heard steps 
 on the staircase. That was the seal cutter. He stopped 
 outside the door as the terrier barked and Azizun fumbled 
 at the chain, and he told Suddhoo to blow out the lamp. 
 This left the place in jet darkness, except for the red glow 
 from the two huqas that belonged to Janoo and Azizun. 
 The seal cutter came in, and I heard Suddhoo throw him- 
 self down on the floor and groan. Azizun caught her breath, 
 and Janoo backed on to one of the beds with a shudder. 
 There was a clink of something metallic, and then shot 
 up a pale blue-green flame near the ground. The light 
 was just enough to show Azizun, pressed against one 
 corner of the room with the terrier between her knees; 
 Janoo, with her hands clasped, leaning forward as she sat 
 on the bed; Suddhoo, face down, quivering, and the seal 
 cutter. 
 
 I hope I may never see another man like that seal cut- 
 ter. He was stripped to the waist, with a wreath of white 
 jasmine as thick as my wrist round his forehead, a salmon- 
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 each ankle. This was not awe-inspiring. It was the face 
 of the man that turned me cold. It was blue-gray in the 
 first place. In the second, the eyes were rolled back till 
 you could only see the whites of them; and, in the third, 
 the face was the face of a demon a ghoul anything 
 you please except of the sleek, oily old ruffian who sat 
 in the daytime over his turning-lathe downstairs. He was 
 lying on his stomach with his arms turned and crossed 
 behind him, as if he had been thrown down pinioned. His 
 head and neck were the only parts of him off the floor. 
 They were nearly at right angles to the body, like the 
 head of a cobra at spring. It was ghastly. In the center 
 of the room, on the bare earth floor, stood a big, deep, 
 brass basin, with a pale blue-green light floating in the 
 center like a night-light. Round that basin the man on 
 the floor wriggled himself three times. How he did it I 
 do not know. I could see the muscles ripple along his 
 spine and fall smooth again; but I could not see any other 
 motion. The head seemed the only thing alive about him, 
 except that slow curl and uncurl of the laboring back 
 muscles. Janoo from the bed was breathing seventy to 
 the minute; Azizun held her hands before her eyes; and 
 old Suddhoo, fingering at the dirt that had got into his 
 white beard, was crying to himself. The horror of it was 
 that the creeping, crawly thing made no sound only 
 crawled ! And, remember, this lasted for ten minutes, while 
 the terrier whined, and Azizun shuddered, and Janoo 
 gasped and Suddhoo cried. 
 
 I felt the hair lift at the back of my head, and my heart 
 thump like a thermantidote paddle. Luckily, the seal 
 cutter betrayed himself by his most impressive trick and 
 made me calm again. After he had finished that unspeak- 
 able crawl, he stretched his head away from the floor as 
 high as he could, and sent out a jet of fire from his nos- 
 trils. Now I knew how fire-spouting is done I can do 
 it myself so I felt at ease. The business was a fraud. 
 If he had only kept to that crawl without trying to 
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 thought. Both the girls shrieked at the jet of fire, and 
 the head dropped, chin down on the floor, with a thud; the 
 whole body lying then like a corpse with its arms trussed. 
 There was a pause of five full minutes after this, and the 
 blue-green flame died down. Janoo stooped to settle one 
 of her anklets, while Azizun turned her face to the wall 
 and took the terrier in her arms. Suddhoo put out an 
 arm mechanically to Janoo's huqa, and she slid it across 
 the floor with her foot. Directly above the body and on 
 the wall were a couple of flaming portraits, in stamped 
 paper frames, of the Queen and the Prince of Wales. They 
 looked down on the performance, and, to my thinking, 
 seemed to heighten the grotesqueness of it all. 
 
 Just when the silence was getting unendurable, the body 
 turned over and rolled away from the basin to the side of 
 the room, where it lay stomach up. There was a faint 
 " plop " from the basin exactly like the noise a fish makes 
 when it takes a fly and the green light in the center re- 
 vived. 
 
 I looked at the basin, and saw, bobbing in the water 
 the dried, shriveled, black head of a native baby open 
 eyes, open mouth and shaved scalp. It was worse, being 
 so very sudden, than the crawling exhibition. We had 
 no time to say anything before it began to speak. 
 
 Read Poe's account of the voice that came from the 
 mesmerized dying man, and you will realize less than one 
 half of the horror of that head's voice. 
 
 There was an interval of a second or two between each 
 word, and a sort of " ring, ring, ring," in the note of the 
 voice like the timbre of a bell. It pealed slowly, as if talk- 
 ing to itself, for several minutes before I got rid of my 
 cold sweat. Then the blessed solution struck me. I looked 
 at the body lying near the doorway, and saw, just where 
 the hollow of the throat joins on the shoulders, a muscle 
 that had nothing to do with any man's regular breathing, 
 twitching away steadily. The whole thing was a careful 
 reproduction of the Egyptian teraphin that one reads about 
 sometimes; and the voice was as clever and as appalling 
 
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 a piece of ventriloquism as one could wish to hear. All 
 this time the head was " lip-lip-lapping " against the side 
 of the basin, and speaking. It told Suddhoo, on his face 
 again whining, of his son's illness and of the state of the 
 illness up to the evening of that very night. I always shall 
 respect the seal cutter for keeping so faithfully to the 
 time of the Peshawar telegrams. It went on to say that 
 skilled doctors were night and day watching over the man's 
 life; and that he would eventually recover if the fee to the 
 potent sorcerer, whose servant was the head in the basin, 
 were doubled. 
 
 Here the mistake from the artistic point of view came 
 in. To ask for twice your stipulated fee in a voice that 
 Lazarus might have used when he rose from the dead, is 
 absurd. Janoo, who is really a woman of masculine intel- 
 lect, saw this as quickly as I did. I heard her say " Ash 
 nahin! Fareib!" scornfully under her breath; and just as 
 she said so, the light in the basin died out, the head stopped 
 talking, and we heard the room door creak on its hinges. 
 Then Janoo struck a match, lit the lamp, and we saw that 
 head, basin, and seal cutter were gone. Suddhoo was 
 wringing his hands and explaining to anyone who cared 
 to listen, that, if his chances of eternal salvation depended 
 on it, he could not raise another two hundred rupees. 
 Azizun was nearly in hysterics in the corner; while Janoo 
 sat down composedly on one of the beds to discuss the 
 probabilities of the whole thing being a bunao, or " make- 
 up." 
 
 I explained as much as I knew of the seal cutter's way 
 of jadoo; but her argument was much more simple: 
 " The magic that is always demanding gifts is no true 
 magic," said she. " My mother told me that the only potent 
 love spells are those which are told you for love. This 
 seal cutter man is a liar and a devil. I dare not tell, do 
 anything, or get anything done, because I am in debt to 
 Bhagwan Dass the bunnia for two gold rings and a heavy 
 anklet. I must get my food from his shop. The seal cutter 
 is the friend of Bhagwan Dass, and he would poison my 
 
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 food. A fool's jadoo has been going on for ten days, and 
 has cost Suddhoo many rupees each night. The seal cutter 
 used black hens and lemons and mantras before. He never 
 showed us anything like this till to-night. Azizun is a fool, 
 and will be a pur dahnashin soon. Suddhoo has lost his 
 strength and his wits. See now! I had hoped to get from 
 Suddhoo many rupees while he lived, and many more 
 after his death; and behold, he is spending everything 
 on that offspring of a devil and a she-ass, the seal 
 cutter!" 
 
 Here I said : " But what induced Suddhoo to drag me 
 into the business? Of course I can speak to the seal cutter, 
 and he shall refund. The whole thing is child's talk 
 shame and senseless." 
 
 " Suddhoo is an old child," said Janoo. " He has lived 
 on the roofs these seventy years and is as senseless as 
 a milch goat. He brought you here to assure himself that 
 he was not breaking any law of the Sirkar, whose salt he 
 ate many years ago. He worships the dust off the feet 
 of the seal cutter, and that cow devourer has forbidden 
 him to go and see his son. What does Suddhoo know of 
 your laws or the lightning post? I have to watch his money 
 going day by day to that lying beast below." 
 
 Janoo stamped her foot on the floor and nearly cried 
 with vexation; while Suddhoo was whimpering under a 
 blanket in the corner, and Azizun was trying to guide 
 the pipe-stem to his foolish old mouth. 
 
 Now the case stands thus. Unthinkingly, I have laid 
 myself open to the charge of aiding and abetting the 
 seal cutter in obtaining money under false pretenses, which 
 is forbidden by Section 420 of the Indian Penal Code. 
 I am helpless in the matter for these reasons, I cannot 
 inform the police. What witnesses would support my 
 statements? Janoo refuses flatly, and Azizun is a veiled 
 woman somewhere near Bareilly lost in this big India 
 of ours. I dare not again take the law into my own hands, 
 and speak to the seal cutter; for certain am I that, not 
 
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 only would Suddhoo disbelieve me, but this step would 
 end in the poisoning of Janoo, who is bound hand and 
 foot by her debt to the bunnia. Suddhoo is an old dotard; 
 and whenever we meet mumbles my idiotic joke that the 
 Sirkar rather patronizes the Black Art than otherwise. His 
 son is well now; but Suddhoo is completely under the in- 
 fluence of the seal cutter, by whose advice he regulates 
 the affairs of his life. Janoo watches daily the money that 
 she hoped to wheedle out of Suddhoo taken by the seal 
 cutter, and becomes daily more furious and sullen. 
 
 She will never tell, because she dare not; but, unless 
 something happens to prevent her, I am afraid that the 
 seal cutter will die of cholera the white arsenic kind 
 about the middle of May. And thus I shall have to be 
 privy to a murder in the house of Suddhoo. 
 
 His Wedded Wife 
 
 Cry "Murder!" in the market-place, and each 
 
 Will turn upon his neighbor anxious eyes 
 
 That ask: "Art thou the man?" We hunted Cain 
 
 Some centuries ago, across the world, 
 
 That bred the fear our own misdeeds maintain 
 
 To-day. 
 
 Vibart's Moralities. 
 
 SHAKESPEARE says something about worms, or it may 
 be giants or beetles, turning if you tread on them too 
 severely. The safest plan is never to tread on a worm 
 not even on the last new subaltern from Home, with his 
 buttons hardly out of their tissue paper, and the red of 
 sappy English beef in his cheeks. This is the story of the 
 worm that turned. For the sake of brevity, we will call 
 Henry Augustus Ramsay Faizanne, " The Worm," although 
 he really was an exceedingly pretty boy, without a hair on 
 his face, and with a waist like a girl's, when he came out 
 to the Second " Shikarris " and was made unhappy in sev- 
 
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 eral ways. The " Shikarris " are a high-caste regiment, 
 and you must be able to do things well play a banjo, or 
 ride more than little, or sing, or act to get on with them. 
 
 The Worm did nothing except fall off his pony, and 
 knock chips out of gate posts with his trap. Even that 
 became monotonous after a time. He objected to whist, 
 cut the cloth at billiards, sang out of tune, kept very much 
 to himself, and wrote to his Mamma and sisters at Home. 
 Four of these five things were vices which the " Shikarris " 
 objected to and set themselves to eradicate. Everyone 
 knows how subalterns are, by brother subalterns, softened 
 and not permitted to be ferocious. It is good and whole- 
 some, and does no one any harm, unless tempers are lost; 
 and then there is trouble. There was a man once but that 
 is another story. 
 
 The " Shikarris " shikarred The Worm very much, and 
 he bore everything without winking. He was so good and 
 so anxious to learn, and flushed so pink, that his education 
 was cut short, and he was left to his own devices by every- 
 one except the Senior Subaltern who continued to make 
 life a burden to The Worm. The Senior Subaltern meant 
 no harm ; but his chaff was coarse, and he didn't quite un- 
 derstand where to stop. He had been waiting too long for 
 his Company; and that always sours a man. Also he was 
 in love, which made him worse. 
 
 One day, after he had borrowed The Worm's trap for 
 a lady who never existed, had used it himself all the after- 
 noon, had sent a note to The Worm, purporting to come 
 from the lady, and was telling the Mess all about it, The 
 Worm rose in his place and said, in his quiet, ladylike 
 voice : " That was a very pretty sell ; but I'll lay you a 
 month's pay to a month's pay when you get your step, 
 that I work a sell on you that you'll remember for the rest 
 of your days, and the Regiment after you when you're 
 dead or broke." The Worm wasn't angry in the least, and 
 the rest of the Mess shouted. Then the Senior Subaltern 
 looked at The Worm from the boots upward, and down 
 again and said : " Done, Baby." The Worm took the rest 
 
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 of the Mess to witness that the bet had been taken, and 
 retired into a book with a sweet smile. 
 
 Two months passed, and the Senior Subaltern still edu- 
 cated The Worm, who began to move about a little more 
 as the hot weather came on. I have said that the Senior 
 Subaltern was in love. The curious thing is that a girl 
 was in love with the Senior Subaltern. Though the Colonel 
 said awful things, and the Majors snorted, and married 
 Captains looked unutterable wisdom, and the juniors 
 scoffed, those two were engaged. 
 
 The Senior Subaltern was so pleased with getting his 
 Company and his acceptance at the same time that he for- 
 got to bother The Worm. The girl was a pretty girl, and 
 had money of her own. She does not come into this story 
 at all. 
 
 One night, at beginning of the hot weather, all the Mess, 
 except The Worm who had gone to his own room to write 
 Home letters, were sitting on the platform outside the Mess 
 House. The Band had finished playing, but no one wanted 
 to go in. And the Captains' wives were there also. The 
 folly of a man in love is unlimited. The Senior Subaltern 
 had been holding forth on the merits of the girl he was en- 
 gaged to, and the ladies were purring approval, while the 
 men yawned, when there was a rustle of skirts in the dark, 
 and a tired, faint voice lifted itself. 
 
 "Where's my husband?" 
 
 I do not wish in the least to reflect on the morality of the 
 " Shikarris " ; but it is on record that four men jumped up 
 as if they had been shot. Three of them were married men. 
 Perhaps they were afraid that their wives had come from 
 Home unbeknownst. The fourth said that he had acted on 
 the impulse of the moment. He explained this afterwards. 
 
 Then the voice cried : " Oh Lionel ! " Lionel was the 
 Senior Subaltern's name. A woman came into the little 
 circle of light by the candles on the peg tables, stretching 
 out her hands to the dark where the Senior Subaltern was, 
 and sobbing. We rose to our feet, feeling that things were 
 going to happen and ready to believe the worst. In this 
 
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 bad, small world of ours, one knows so little of the life of 
 the next man which, after all, is entirely his own concern 
 that one is not surprised when a crash comes. Anything 
 might turn up any day for anyone. Perhaps the Senior 
 Subaltern had been trapped in his youth. Men are crippled 
 that way occasionally. We didn't know; we wanted to 
 hear; and the Captains' wives were as anxious as we. If 
 he had been trapped, he was to be excused ; for the woman 
 from nowhere, in the dusty shoes and gray traveling dress, 
 was very lovely, with black hair and great eyes full of 
 tears. She was tall, with a fine figure, and her voice had 
 a running sob in it pitiful to hear. As soon as the Senior 
 Subaltern stood up, she threw her arms round his neck, 
 and called him " my darling " and said she could not bear 
 waiting alone in England, and his letters were so short and 
 cold, and she was his to the end of the world, and would he 
 forgive her? This did not sound quite like a lady's way 
 of speaking. It was too demonstrative. 
 
 Things seemed black indeed, and the Captains' wives 
 peered under their eyebrows at the Senior Subaltern, and 
 the Colonel's face set like the Day of Judgment framed in 
 gray bristles, and no one spoke for a while. 
 
 Next the Colonel said, very shortly : " Well, sir ? " and 
 the woman sobbed afresh. The Senior Subaltern was half 
 choked with the arms round his neck, but he gasped out: 
 " It's a d d lie ! I never had a wife in my life ! " " Don't 
 swear," said the Colonel. " Come into the Mess. We must 
 sift this clear somehow," and he sighed to himself, for he 
 believed in his " Shikarris," did the Colonel. 
 
 We trooped into the anteroom, under the full lights, and 
 there we saw how beautiful the woman was. She stood 
 up in the middle of us all, sometimes choking with crying, 
 then hard and proud, and then holding out her arms to the 
 Senior Subaltern. It was like the fourth act of a tragedy. 
 She told us how the Senior Subaltern had married her when 
 he was Home on leave eighteen months before; and she 
 seemed to know all that we knew, and more too, of his 
 people and his past life. He was white and ashy gray, try- 
 
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 ing now and again to break into the torrent of her words; 
 and we, noting how lovely she was and what a criminal he 
 looked, esteemed him a beast of the worst kind. We felt 
 sorry for him, though. 
 
 I shall never forget the indictment of the Senior Subal- 
 tern by his wife. Nor will he. It was so sudden, rushing 
 out of the dark, unannounced, into our dull lives. The 
 Captains' wives stood back; but their eyes were alight, and 
 you could see that they had already convicted and sentenced 
 the Senior Subaltern. The Colonel seemed five years older. 
 One Major was shading his eyes with his hand and watch- 
 ing the woman from underneath it. Another was chewing 
 his mustache and smiling quietly as if he were witnessing 
 a play. Full in the open space in the center, by the whist 
 tables, the Senior Subaltern's terrier was hunting for fleas. 
 I remember all this as clearly as though a photograph were 
 in my hand. I remember the look of horror on the Senior 
 Subaltern's face. It was rather like seeing a man hanged ; 
 but much more interesting. Finally, the woman wound up 
 by saying that the Senior Subaltern carried a double F. M. 
 in tattoo on his left shoulder. We all knew that, and to our 
 innocent minds it seemed to clinch the matter. But one of 
 the Bachelor Majors said very politely : " I presume that 
 your marriage certificate would be more to the purpose ? " 
 
 That roused the woman. She stood up and sneered at 
 the Senior Subaltern for a cur, and abused the Major and 
 the Colonel and all the rest. Then she wept, and then she 
 pulled a paper from her breast, saying imperially : " Take 
 that! And let my husband my lawfully wedded husband 
 read it aloud if he dare ! " 
 
 There was a hush, and the men looked into each other's 
 eyes as the Senior Subaltern came forward in a dazed and 
 dizzy way, and took the paper. We were wondering, as we 
 stared, whether there was anything against any one of us 
 that might turn up later on. The Senior Subaltern's throat 
 was dry; but, as he ran his eye over the paper, he broke 
 out into a hoarse cackle of relief, and said to the woman: 
 " You young blackguard ! " 
 
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 But the woman had fled through a 'door, and on 'the paper 
 was written : " This is to certify that I, The Worm, have 
 paid in full my debts to the Senior Subaltern, and, further, 
 that the Senior Subaltern is my debtor, by agreement on the 
 23d of February, as by the Mess attested, to the extent of 
 one month's Captain's pay, in the lawful currency of the 
 India Empire." 
 
 Then a deputation set off for The Worm's quarters and 
 found him, betwixt and between, unlacing his stays, with 
 the hat, wig, serge dress, etc., on the bed. He came over 
 as he was, and the " Shikarris " shouted till the Gunners' 
 Mess sent over to know if they might have a share of the 
 fun. I think we were all, except the Colonel and the Senior 
 Subaltern, a little disappointed that the scandal had come 
 to nothing. But that is human nature. There could be 
 no two words about The Worm's acting. It leaned as near 
 to a nasty tragedy as anything this side of a joke can. 
 When most of the Subalterns sat upon him with sofa cush- 
 ions to find out why he had not said that acting was his 
 strong point, he answered very quietly : " I don't think you 
 ever asked me. I used to act at Home with my sisters.'* 
 But no acting with girls could account for The Worm's 
 display that night. Personally, I think it was in bad taste. 
 Besides being dangerous. There is no sort of use in play- 
 ing with fire, even for fun. 
 
 The " Shikarris " made him President of the Regimental 
 Dramatic Club; and, when the Senior Subaltern paid up 
 his debt, which he did at once, The Worm sank the money 
 in scenery and dresses. He was a good Worm; and the 
 " Shikarris " are proud of him. The only drawback is that 
 he has been christened " Mrs. Senior Subaltern " ; and, as 
 there are now two Mrs. Senior Subalterns in the Station, 
 this is sometimes confusing to strangers. 
 
 Later on, I will tell you of a case something like this, but 
 with all the jest left out and nothing in it but real trouble. 
 
A. Conan Doyle 
 A Case of Identity 
 
 "JVTY dear fellow," said Sherlock Holmes, as we sat on 
 either side of the fire in his lodgings at Baker Street, 
 " life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind 
 of man can invent. We would not dare to conceive the 
 things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. 
 If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover 
 over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in 
 at the queer things which are going on, the strange coin- 
 cidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful 
 chains of events, working through generations, and leading 
 to the most outre results, it would make all fiction, with 
 its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions, most stale 
 and unprofitable." 
 
 " And yet I am not convinced of it," I answered. " The 
 cases which come to light in the papers are, as a rule, bald 
 enough, and vulgar enough. We have in our police reports 
 realism pushed to its extreme limits, and yet the result is, 
 it must be confessed, neither fascinating nor artistic." 
 
 " A certain selection and discretion must be used in pro- 
 ducing a realistic effect," remarked Holmes. " This is want- 
 ing in the police report, where more stress is laid perhaps 
 upon the platitudes of the magistrate than upon the details, 
 which to an observer contain the vital essence of the whole 
 matter. Depend upon it, there is nothing so unnatural as 
 the commonplace." 
 
 I smiled and shook my head. " I can quite understand 
 your thinking so," I said. " Of course, in your position 
 of unofficial adviser and helper to everybody who is abso- 
 lutely puzzled, throughout three continents, you are brought 
 in contact with all that is strange and bizarre. But here, " 
 
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 I picked up the morning paper from the ground " let 
 us put it to a practical test. Here is the first heading upon 
 which I come. ' A husband's cruelty to his wife/ There 
 is half a column of print, but I know without reading it 
 that it is all perfectly familiar to me. There is, of course, 
 the other woman, the drink, the push, the blow, the bruise, 
 the unsympathetic sister or landlady. The crudest of writers 
 could invent nothing more crude." 
 
 " Indeed your example is an unfortunate one for your 
 argument," said Holmes, taking the paper, and glancing 
 his eye down it. " This is the Dundas separation case, 
 and, as it happens, I was engaged in clearing up some small 
 points in connection with it. The husband was a teetotaler, 
 there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of 
 was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every 
 meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his 
 wife, which you will allow is not an action likely to occur 
 to the imagination of the average story teller. Take a pinch 
 of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over 
 you in your example." 
 
 He held out his snuffbox of old gold, with a great ame- 
 thyst in the center of the lid. Its splendor was in such 
 contrast to his homely ways and simple life that I could 
 not help commenting upon it. 
 
 " Ah ! " said he, " I forgot that I had not seen you for 
 some weeks. It is a little souvenir from the King of Bo- 
 hemia, in return for my assistance in the case of the Irene 
 Adler papers." 
 
 " And the ring? " I asked, glancing at a remarkable bril- 
 liant which sparkled upon his finger. 
 
 " It was from the reigning family of Holland, though 
 the matter in which I served them was of such delicacy 
 that I cannot confide it even to you, who have been good 
 enough to chronicle one or two of my little problems." 
 
 "And have you any on hand just now?" I asked with 
 interest. 
 
 " Some ten or twelve, but none which present any fea- 
 tures of interest. They are important, you understand, 
 
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 without being interesting. Indeed I have found that it is 
 usually in unimportant matters that there is a field for 
 the observation, and for the quick analysis of cause and 
 effect which gives the charm to an investigation. The 
 larger crimes are apt to be the simpler, for the bigger the 
 crime, the more obvious, as a rule, is the motive. In these 
 cases, save for one rather intricate matter which has been 
 referred to me from Marseilles, there is nothing which pre- 
 sents any features of interest. It is possible, however, that 
 I may have something better before very many minutes 
 are over, for this is one of my clients, or I am much mis- 
 taken." 
 
 He had risen from his chair, and was standing between 
 the parted blinds, gazing down into the dull, neutral-tinted 
 London street. Looking over his shoulder, I saw that on 
 the pavement opposite there stood a large woman with a 
 heavy fur boa round her neck, and a large curling red 
 feather in a broad-brimmed hat which was tilted in a co- 
 quettish Duchess-of-Devonshire fashion over her ear. 
 
 From under this great panoply she peeped up in a ner- 
 vous, hesitating fashion at our windows, while her body 
 oscillated backward and forward, and her fingers fidgeted 
 with her glove buttons. Suddenly, with a plunge, as of the 
 swimmer who leaves the bank, she hurried across the road, 
 and we heard the sharp clang of the bell. 
 
 " I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, 
 throwing his cigarette into the fire. " Oscillation upon the 
 pavement always means an affaire de cceur. She would 
 like advice, but is not sure that the matter is not too deli- 
 cate for communication. And yet even here we may dis- 
 criminate. When a woman has been seriously wronged by 
 a man, she no longer oscillates, and the usual symptom is 
 a broken bell wire. Here we may take it that there is a 
 love matter, but that the maiden is not so much angry as 
 perplexed or grieved. But here she comes in person to 
 resolve our doubts." 
 
 As he spoke, there was a tap at the door, and the boy 
 in buttons entered to announce Miss Mary Sutherland, while 
 
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 the lady herself loomed behind his small black figure like 
 a full-sailed merchantman behind a tiny pilot boat. Sher- 
 lock Holmes welcomed her with the easy courtesy for which 
 he was remarkable, and having closed the door, and bowed 
 her into an armchair, he looked her over in the minute and 
 yet abstracted fashion which was peculiar to him. 
 
 " Do you not find/' he said, " that with your short sight 
 it is P little trying to do so much typewriting ? " 
 
 " I did at first,'* she answered, " but now I know where 
 the letters are without looking." Then, suddenly realizing 
 the full purport of his words, she gave a violent start, and 
 looked up with fear and astonishment upon her broad, good- 
 humored face. " You've heard about me, Mr. Holmes," she 
 cried, " else how could you know all that ? " 
 
 " Never mind," said Holmes, laughing, " it is my busi- 
 ness to know things. Perhaps I have trained myself to 
 see what others overlook. If not, why should you come 
 to consult me ? " 
 
 " I came to you, sir, because I heard of you from Mrs. 
 Etherege, whose husband you found so easily when the 
 police and everyone had given him up for dead. Oh, Mr. 
 Holmes, I wish you would do as much for me. I'm 
 not rich, but still I have a hundred a year in my own 
 right, besides the little that I make by the machine, and 
 I would give it all to know what has become of Mr. 
 Hosmer Angel." 
 
 " Why did you come away to consult me in such a 
 hurry ? " asked Sherlock Holmes, with his finger tips to- 
 gether, and his eyes to the ceiling. 
 
 Again a startled look came over the somewhat vacuous 
 face of Miss Mary Sutherland. " Yes, I did bang out of 
 the house," she said, " for it made me angry to see the 
 easy way in which Mr. Windibank that is, my father- 
 took it all. He would not go to the police, and he would 
 not go to you, and so at last, as he would do nothing, and 
 kept on saying that there was no harm done, it made me 
 mad, and I just on with my things and came right away 
 to you." 
 
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 " Your father ? " said Holmes. " Your stepfather, surely, 
 since the name is different." 
 
 " Yes, my stepfather. I call him father, though it sounds 
 funny, too, for he is only five years and two months older 
 than myself." 
 
 " And your mother is alive ? " 
 
 " Oh, yes ; mother is alive and well. I wasn't best pleased, 
 Mr. Holmes, when she married again so soon after father's 
 death, and a man who was nearly fifteen years younger 
 than herself. Father was a plumber in the Tottenham Court 
 Road, and he left a tidy business behind him, which mother 
 carried on with Mr. Hardy, the foreman; but when Mr. 
 Windibank came he made her sell the business, for he was 
 very superior, being a traveler in wines. They got four 
 thousand seven hundred for the good-will and interest, 
 which wasn't near as much as father could have got if he 
 had been alive." 
 
 I had expected to see Sherlock Holmes impatient under 
 this rambling and inconsequential narrative, but, on the con- 
 trary, he had listened with the greatest concentration of 
 attention. 
 
 " Your own little income," he asked, " does it come out 
 of the business ? " 
 
 " Oh, no, sir. It is quite separate, and was left me by 
 my Uncle Ned in Auckland. It is in New Zealand stock, 
 paying four and half per cent. Two thousand five hun- 
 dred pounds was the amount, but I can only touch the 
 interest." 
 
 " You interest me extremely," said Holmes. " And since 
 you draw so large a sum as a hundred a year, with what you 
 earn into the bargain, you no doubt travel a little, and in- 
 dulge yourself in every way. I believe that a single lady 
 can get on very nicely upon an income of about sixty 
 pounds." 
 
 " I could do with much less than that, Mr. Holmes, but 
 you understand that as long as I live at home I don't wish 
 to be a burden to them, and so they have the use of the 
 money just while I am staying with them. Of course that 
 
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 is only just for the time. Mr. Windibank draws my inter- 
 est every quarter, and pays it over to mother, and I find 
 that I can do pretty well with what I earn at typewriting. 
 It brings me twopence a sheet, and I can often do from 
 fifteen to twenty sheets in a day." 
 
 " You have made your position very clear to me," said 
 Holmes. " This is my friend, Doctor Watson, before whom 
 you can speak as freely as before myself. Kindly tell us 
 now all about your connection with Mr. Hosmer Angel." 
 
 A flush stole over Miss Sutherland's face, and she picked 
 nervously at the fringe of her jacket. " I met him first at 
 the gasfitters' ball," she said. " They used to send father 
 tickets when he was alive, and then afterwards they remem- 
 bered us, and sent them to mother. Mr. Windibank did not 
 wish us to go. He never did wish us to go anywhere. He 
 would get quite mad if I wanted so much as to join a Sun- 
 day School treat. But this time I was set on going, and I 
 would go, for what right had he to prevent? He said the 
 folk were not fit for us to know, when all father's friends 
 were to be there. And he said that I had nothing fit to 
 wear, when I had my purple plush that I had never so much 
 as taken out of the drawer. At last, when nothing else 
 would do, he went off to France upon the business of the 
 firm ; but we went, mother and I, with Mr. Hardy, who 
 used to be our foreman, and it was there I met Mr. Hosmer 
 Angel." 
 
 " I suppose," said Holmes, " that when Mr. Windibank 
 came back from France, he was very annoyed at your having 
 gone to the ball?" 
 
 " Oh, well, he was very good about it. He laughed, I 
 remember, and shrugged his shoulders, and said there was 
 no use denying anything to a woman, for she would have 
 her way." 
 
 " I see. Then at the gasfitters' ball you met, as I under- 
 stand, a gentleman called Mr. Hosmer Angel?" 
 
 " Yes, sir. I met him that night, and he called next day 
 to ask if we had got home all safe, and after that we met 
 him that is to say, Mr. Holmes, I met him twice for walks, 
 
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 but after that father came back again, and Mr. Hosmer 
 Angel could not come to the house any more." 
 
 "No?" 
 
 " Well, you know, father didn't like anything of the sort. 
 He wouldn't have any visitors if he could help it, and he 
 used to say that a woman should be happy in her own 
 family circle. But then, as I used to say to mother, a woman 
 wants her own circle to begin with, and I had not got mine 
 yet." 
 
 " But how about Mr. Hosmer Angel ? Did he make no 
 attempt to see you ? " 
 
 " Well, father was going off to France again in a week, 
 and Hosmer wrote and said that it would be safer and 
 better not to see each other until he had gone. We could 
 write in the meantime, and he used to write every day. 
 I took the letters in the morning, so there was no need 
 for father to know." 
 
 " Were you engaged to the gentleman at this time ? " 
 
 " Oh, yes, Mr. Holmes. We were engaged after the first 
 walk that we took. Hosmer Mr. Angel was a cashier 
 in an office in Leadenhall Street and " 
 
 "What office?" 
 
 " That's the worst of it, Mr. Holmes ; I don't know." 
 
 "Where did he live, then?" 
 
 " He slept on the premises." 
 
 " And you don't know his address ? " 
 
 " No except that it was Leadenhall Street." 
 
 " Where did you address your letters, then ? " 
 
 "To the Leadenhall Street Post Office, to be left till 
 called for. He said that if they were sent to the office 
 he would be chaffed by all the other clerks about having 
 letters from a lady, so I offered to typewrite them, like 
 he did his, but he wouldn't have that, for he said that 
 -when I wrote them they seemed to come from me, but 
 when they were typewritten he always felt that the ma- 
 chine had come between us. That will just show you how 
 fond he was of me, Mr. Holmes, and the little things that 
 he would think of." 
 
A. Conan Doyle 
 
 " It was most suggestive," said Holmes. " It has long 
 been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely 
 the most important. Can you remember any other little 
 things about Mr. Hosmer Angel ? " 
 
 " He was a very shy man, Mr. Holmes. He would rather 
 walk with me in the evening than in the daylight, for he 
 said that he hated to be conspicuous. Very retiring and 
 gentlemanly he was. Even his voice was gentle. He'd had 
 the quinsy and swollen glands when he was young, he told 
 me, and it had left him with a weak throat and a hesitat- 
 ing, whispering fashion of speech. He was always well 
 dressed, very neat and plain, but his eyes were weak, just 
 as mine are, and he wore tinted glasses against the glare." 
 
 " Well, and what happened when Mr. Windibank, your 
 stepfather, returned to France ? " 
 
 " Mr. Hosmer Angel came to the house again, and pro- 
 posed that we should marry before father came back. He 
 was in dreadful earnest, and made me swear, with my hands 
 on the Testament, that whatever happened I would always 
 be true to him. Mother said he was quite right to make 
 me swear, and that it was a sign of his passion. Mother 
 was all in his favor from the first, and was even fonder 
 of him than I was. Then, when they talked of marrying 
 within the week, I began to ask about father ; but they both 
 said never to mind about father, but just to tell him after- 
 wards and mother said she would make it all right with 
 him. I didn't quite like that, Mr. Holmes. It seemed 
 funny that I should ask his leave, as he was only a few 
 years older than me ; but I didn't want to do anything on 
 the sly, so I wrote to father at Bordeaux, where the com- 
 pany has its French offices, but the letter came back to 
 me on the very morning of the wedding." 
 
 " It missed him, then ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir, for he had started to England just before it 
 arrived." 
 
 " Ha ! that was unfortunate. Your wedding was ar- 
 ranged, then, for the Friday. Was it to be in church ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir, but very quietly. It was to be at St. Saviour's, 
 
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 near King's Cross, and we were to have breakfast after- 
 wards at the St. Pancras Hotel. Hosmer came for us in 
 a hansom, but as there were two of us, he put us both 
 into it, and stepped himself into a four-wheeler, which hap- 
 pened to be the only other cab in the street. We got to 
 the church first, and when the four-wheeler drove up we 
 waited for him to step out, but he never did, and when the 
 cabman got down from the box and looked, there was no 
 one there! The cabman said that he could not imagine 
 what had become of him, for he had seen him get in with 
 his own eyes. That was last Friday, Mr. Holmes, and I 
 have never seen or heard anything since then to throw 
 any light upon what became of him." 
 
 " It seems to me that you have been very shamefully 
 treated," said Holmes. 
 
 " Oh, no, sir ! He was too good and kind to leave me 
 so. Why, all the morning he was saying to me that, what- 
 ever happened, I was to be true; and that even if 
 something quite unforeseen occurred to separate us, I was 
 always to remember that I was pledged to him, and that 
 he would claim his pledge sooner or later. It seemed 
 strange talk for a wedding morning, but what has happened 
 since gives a meaning to it." 
 
 " Most certainly it does. Your own opinion is, then, 
 that some unforeseen catastrophe has occurred to him ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir. I believe that he foresaw some danger, or 
 else he would not have talked so. And then I think that 
 what he foresaw happened." 
 
 " But you have no notion as to what it could have 
 been?" " 
 
 " None." 
 
 " One more question. How did your mother take the 
 matter?" 
 
 " She was angry, and said that I was never to speak of 
 the matter again." 
 
 "And your father? Did you tell him?" 
 
 " Yes, and he seemed to think, with me, that something 
 had happened, and that I should hear of Hosmer again. 
 
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 As he said, what interest could anyone have in bringing 
 me to the door of the church, and then leaving me ? Now, 
 if he had borrowed my money, or if he had married me 
 and got my money settled on him, there might be some 
 reason; but Hosmer was very independent about money, 
 and never would look at a shilling of mine. And yet what 
 could have happened ? And why could he not write ? Oh ! 
 it drives me half mad to think of, and I can't sleep a wink 
 at night." She pulled a little handkerchief out of her muff, 
 and began to sob heavily into it. 
 
 " I shall glance into the case for you," said Holmes, ris- 
 ing, " and I have no doubt that we shall reach some definite 
 result. Let the weight of the matter rest upon me now, 
 and do not let your mind dwell upon it further. Above 
 all, try to let Mr. Hosmer Angel vanish from your mem- 
 ory, as he has done from your life." 
 
 "Then you don't think I'll see him again?" 
 
 " I fear not." 
 
 " Then what has happened to him ? " 
 
 " You will leave that question in my hands. I should 
 like an accurate description of him, and any letters of his 
 which you can spare." 
 
 " I advertised for him in last Saturday's Chronicle" said 
 she. " Here is the slip, and here are four letters from him." 
 
 " Thank you. And your address ? " 
 
 " No. 31 Lyon Place, Camberwell." 
 
 " Mr. Angel's address you never had, I understand. 
 Where is your father's place of business ? " 
 
 " He travels for Westhouse & Marbank, the great claret 
 importers of Fenchurch Street." 
 
 " Thank you. You have made your statement very 
 clearly. You will leave the papers here, and remember 
 the advice which I have given you. Let the whole inci- 
 dent be a sealed book, and do not allow it to affect your 
 life." 
 
 " You are very kind, Mr. Holmes, but I cannot do that. 
 I shall be true to Hosmer. He shall find me ready when 
 h comes back." 
 
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 For all the preposterous hat and the vacuous face, there 
 was something noble in the simple faith of our visitor 
 which compelled our respect. She laid her little bundle 
 of papers upon the table, and went her way, with a prom- 
 ise to come again whenever she might be summoned. 
 
 Sherlock Holmes sat silent for a few minutes with his 
 finger tips still pressed together, his legs stretched out in 
 front of him, and his gaze directed upward to the ceiling. 
 Then he took down from the rack the old and oily clay 
 pipe, which was to him as a counselor, and, having lighted 
 it, he leaned back in his chair, with thick blue cloud wreaths 
 spinning up from him, and a look of infinite languor in 
 his face. 
 
 " Quite an interesting study, that maiden," he observed. 
 " I found her more interesting than her little problem, 
 which, by the way, is rather a trite one. You will find 
 parallel cases, if you consult my index, in Andover in '77, 
 and there was something of the sort at The Hague last 
 year. Old as is the idea, however, there were one or two 
 details which were new to me. But the maiden herself was 
 most instructive." 
 
 " You appeared to read a good deal upon her which was 
 quite invisible to me," I remarked. 
 
 " Not invisible, but unnoticed, Watson. You did not 
 know where to look, and so you missed all that was 
 important. I can never bring you to realize the impor- 
 tance of sleeves, the suggestiveness of thumb nails, or 
 the great issues that may hang from a boot lace. Now, 
 what did you gather from that woman's appearance? De- 
 scribe it." 
 
 " Well, she had a slate-colored, broad-brimmed straw 
 hat, with a feather of a brickish red. Her jacket was black, 
 with black beads sewed upon it and a fringe of little black 
 jet ornaments. Her dress was brown, rather darker than 
 coffee color, with a little purple plush at the neck and 
 sleeves. Her gloves were grayish, and were worn through 
 at the right forefinger. Her boots I didn't observe. She 
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 of being fairly well-to-do, in a vulgar, comfortable, easy- 
 going way." 
 
 Sherlock Holmes clapped his hands softly together and 
 chuckled. 
 
 " Ton my word, Watson, you are coming along won- 
 derfully. You have really done very well indeed. It is 
 true that you have missed everything of importance, but 
 you have hit upon the method, and you have a quick eye 
 for color. Never trust to general impressions, my boy, but 
 concentrate yourself upon details. My first glance is al- 
 ways at a woman's sleeve. In a man it is perhaps better 
 first to take the knee of the trouser. As you observe, this 
 woman had plush upon her sleeve, which is a most useful 
 material for showing traces. The double line a little above 
 the wrist, where the typewritist presses against the table, 
 was beautifully defined. The sewing machine, of the hand 
 type, leaves a similar mark, but only on the left arm, and 
 on the side of it farthest from the thumb, instead of being 
 right across the broadest part, as this was. I then glanced 
 at her face, and observing the dint of a pince-nez at either 
 side of her nose, I ventured a remark upon short sight and 
 typewriting, which seemed to surprise her." 
 
 " It surprised me." 
 
 " But, surely, it was very obvious. I was then much 
 surprised and interested on glancing down to observe that, 
 though the boots which she was wearing were not unlike 
 each other, they were really odd ones, the one having a 
 slightly decorated toe cap and the other a plain one. One 
 was buttoned only in the two lower buttons out of five, 
 and the other at the first, third, and fifth. Now, when you 
 see that a young lady, otherwise neatly dressed, has come 
 away from home with odd boots, half-buttoned, it is no 
 great deduction to say that she came away in a hurry." 
 
 " And what else ? " I asked, keenly interested, as I al- 
 ways was, by my friend's incisive reasoning. 
 
 " I noted, in passing, that she had written a note before 
 leaving home, but after being fully dressed. You observed 
 that her right glove was torn at the forefinger, but you 
 
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 did not, apparently, see that both glove and finger were 
 stained with violet ink. She had written in a hurry, and 
 dipped her pen too deep. It must have been this morning, 
 or the mark would not remain clear upon the finger. All 
 this is amusing, though rather elementary, but I must go 
 back to business, Watson. Would you mind reading me 
 the advertised description of Mr. Hosmer Angel ? " 
 
 I held the little printed slip to the light. " Missing," 
 it said, " on the morning of the fourteenth, a gentleman 
 named Hosmer Angel. About five feet seven inches in 
 height ; strongly built, sallow complexion, black hair, a 
 little bald in the center, bushy black side-whiskers and 
 mustache ; tinted glasses ; slight infirmity of speech. Was 
 dressed, when last seen, in black frock-coat faced with silk, 
 black waistcoat, gold Albert chain, and gray Harris tweed 
 trousers, with brown gaiters over elastic-sided boots. 
 Known to have been employed in an office in Leadenhall 
 Street. Anybody bringing," etc., etc. 
 
 " That will do," said Holmes. " As to the letters," he 
 continued, glancing over them, " they are very common- 
 place. Absolutely no clew in them to Mr. Angel, save that 
 he quotes Balzac once. There is one remarkable point, 
 however, which will no doubt strike you." 
 
 " They are typewritten," I remarked. 
 
 " Not only that, but the signature is typewritten. Look 
 at the neat little * Hosmer Angel ' at the bottom. There 
 is a date, you see, but no superscription except Leadenhall 
 Street, which is rather vague. The point about the signa- 
 ture is very suggestive in fact, we may call it conclusive." 
 
 "Of what?" 
 
 " My dear fellow, is it possible you do not see how 
 strongly it bears upon the case ? " 
 
 " I cannot say that I do, unless it were that he wished 
 to be able to deny his signature if an action for breach 
 of promise were instituted." 
 
 " No, that was not the point. However, I shall write 
 two letters which should settle the matter. One is to a 
 firm in the City, the other is to the young lady's stepfather, 
 
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 Mr. Windibank, asking him whether he could meet us 
 here at six o'clock to-morrow evening. It is just as well 
 that we should do business with the male relatives. And 
 now, doctor, we can do nothing until the answers to those 
 letters come, so we may put our little problem upon the 
 shelf for the interim." 
 
 I had had so many reasons to believe in my friend's 
 subtle powers of reasoning, and extraordinary energy in 
 action, that I felt that he must have some solid grounds 
 for the assured and easy demeanor with which he treated 
 the singular mystery which he had been called upon to 
 fathom. Once only had I known him to fail, in the case 
 of the King of Bohemia and the Irene Adler photo- 
 graph, but when I looked back to the weird business of 
 the " Sign of the Four," and the extraordinary circum- 
 stances connected with the " Study in Scarlet," I felt that 
 it would be a strange tangle indeed which he could not 
 unravel. 
 
 I left him then, still puffing at his black clay pipe, with 
 the conviction that when I came again on the next even- 
 ing I would find that he held in his hands all the clews 
 which would lead up to the identity of the disappearing 
 bridegroom of Miss Mary Sutherland. 
 
 A professional case of great gravity was engaging my 
 own attention at the time, and the whole of next day I 
 was busy at the bedside of the sufferer. It was not until 
 close upon six o'clock that I found myself free, and was 
 able to spring into a hansom and drive to Baker Street, 
 half afraid that I might be too late to assist at the denoue- 
 ment of the little mystery. I found Sherlock Holmes alone, 
 however, half asleep, with his long, thin form curled up 
 in the recesses of his armchair. A formidable array of 
 bottles and test-tubes, with the pungent, cleanly smell of 
 hydrochloric acid, told me that he had spent his day in 
 the chemical work which was so dear to him. 
 
 " Well, have you solved it ? " I asked as I entered. 
 
 " Yes. It was the bisulphate of baryta." 
 
 " No, no ; the mystery ! " I cried. 
 
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 " Oh, that ! I thought of the salt that I have been work- 
 ing upon. There was never any mystery in the matter, 
 though, as I said yesterday, some of the details are of in- 
 terest. The only drawback is that there is no law, I fear, 
 that can touch the scoundrel." 
 
 " Who was he, then, and what was his object in desert- 
 ing Miss Sutherland?" 
 
 The question was hardly out of my mouth, and Holmes 
 had not yet opened his lips to reply, when we heard a 
 heavy footfall in the passage, and a tap at the door. 
 
 " This is the girl's stepfather, Mr. James Windibank," 
 said Holmes. " He has written to me to say that he would 
 be here at six. Come in ! " 
 
 The man who entered was a sturdy, middle-sized fellow, 
 some thirty years of age, clean shaven, and sallow-skinned, 
 with a bland, insinuating manner, and a pair of wonder- 
 fully sharp and penetrating gray eyes. He shot a ques- 
 tioning glance at each of us, placed his shiny top hat upon 
 the sideboard, and, with a slight bow, sidled down into the 
 nearest chair. 
 
 " Good evening, Mr. James Windibank," said Holmes. 
 " I think this typewritten letter is from you, in which you 
 made an appointment with me for six o'clock?" 
 
 " Yes, sir. I am afraid that I am a little late, but I am 
 not quite my own master, you know. I am sorry that Miss 
 Sutherland has troubled you about this little matter, for 
 I think it is far better not to wash linen of the sort in 
 public. It was quite against my wishes that she came, but 
 she is a very excitable, impulsive girl, as you may have 
 noticed, and she is not easily controlled when she has made 
 up her mind on a point. Of course, I did not mind you 
 so much, as you are not connected with the official police, 
 but it is not pleasant to have a family misfortune like this 
 noised abroad. Besides, it is a useless expense, for how 
 could you possibly find this Hosmer Angel ? " 
 
 " On the contrary," said Holmes, quietly, " I have every 
 reason to believe that I will succeed in discovering Mr. 
 Hosmer Angel." 
 
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 Mr. Windibank gave a violent start, and dropped his 
 gloves. " I am delighted to hear it," he said. 
 
 " It is a curious thing," remarked Holmes, " that a type- 
 writer has really quite as much individuality as a man's 
 handwriting. Unless they are quite new no two of them 
 write exactly alike. Some letters get more worn than 
 others, and some wear only on one side. Now, you re- 
 mark in this note of yours, Mr. Windibank, that in every 
 case there is some little slurring over the e, and a slight 
 defect in the tail of the r. There are fourteen other char- 
 acteristics, but those are the more obvious." 
 
 " We do all our correspondence with this machine at the 
 office, and no doubt it is a little worn," our visitor an- 
 swered, glancing keenly at Holmes with his bright little 
 eyes. 
 
 " And now I will show you what is really a very inter- 
 esting study, Mr. Windibank," Holmes continued. " I 
 think of writing another little monograph some of these 
 days on the typewriter and its relation to crime. It is 
 a subject to which I have devoted some little attention. 
 I have here four letters v/hich purport to come from the 
 missing man. They are all typewritten. In each case, not 
 only are the e's slurred and the r's tailless, but you will 
 observe, if you care to use my magnifying lens, that the 
 fourteen other characteristics to which I have alluded are 
 there as well." 
 
 Mr. Windibank sprung out of his chair, and picked up 
 his hat. " I cannot waste time over this sort of fantastic 
 talk, Mr. Holmes," he said. " If you can catch the man, 
 catch him, and let me know when you have done it." 
 
 " Certainly," said Holmes, stepping over and turning the 
 key in the door. " I let you know, then, that I have caught 
 him ! " 
 
 " What ! where ? " shouted Mr. Windibank, turning 
 white to his lips, and glancing about him like a rat in a 
 trap. 
 
 " Oh, it won't do really it won't," said Holmes, suavely. 
 " x There is no possible getting out of it, Mr. Windibank. 
 
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 It is quite too transparent, and it was a very bad compli- 
 ment when you said that it was impossible for me to solve 
 so simple a question. That's right! Sit down, and let us 
 talk it over." 
 
 Our visitor collapsed into a chair, with a ghastly face, 
 and a glitter of moisture on his brow. " It it's not ac- 
 tionable," he stammered. 
 
 " I am very much afraid that it is not ; but between our- 
 selves, Windibank, it was as cruel, and selfish, and heart- 
 less a trick in a petty way as ever came before me. Now, 
 let me just run over the course of events, and you will 
 contradict me if I go wrong." 
 
 The man sat huddled up in his chair, with his head sunk 
 upon his breast, like one who is utterly crushed. Holmes 
 stuck his feet up on the corner of the mantelpiece, and, 
 leaning back with his hands in his pockets, began talking, 
 rather to himself, as it seemed, than to us. 
 
 " The man married a woman very much older than him- 
 self for her money," said he, " and he enjoyed the use of 
 the money of the daughter as long as she lived with them. 
 It was a considerable sum, for people in their position, and 
 the loss of it would have made a serious difference. It 
 was worth an effort to preserve it. The daughter was of 
 a good, amiable disposition, but affectionate and warm- 
 hearted in her ways, so that it was evident that with her 
 fair personal advantages, and her little income, she would 
 not be allowed to remain single long. Now her marriage 
 would mean, of course, the loss of a hundred a year, so 
 what does her stepfather do to prevent it ? He takes the 
 obvious course of keeping her at home, and forbidding her 
 to seek the company of people of her own age. But soon 
 he found that that would not answer forever. She became 
 restive, insisted upon her rights, and finally announced her 
 positive intention of going to a certain ball. What does 
 her clever stepfather do then ? He conceives an idea more 
 creditable to his head than to his heart. With the con- 
 nivance and assistance of his wife, he disguised himself, 
 covered those keen eyes with tinted glasses masked the 
 
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 face with a mustache and a pair of bushy whiskers, sunk 
 that clear voice into an insinuating whisper, and doubly 
 secure on account of the girl's short sight, he appears as 
 Mr. Hosmer Angel, and keeps off other lovers by making 
 love himself." 
 
 " It was only a joke at first," groaned our visitor. " We 
 never thought that she would have been so carried away." 
 
 " Very likely not. However that may be, the young 
 lady was very decidedly carried away, and having quite 
 made up her mind that her stepfather was in France, the 
 suspicion of treachery never for an instant entered her 
 mind. She was flattered by the gentleman's attentions, and 
 the effect was increased by the loudly expressed admira- 
 tion of her mother. Then Mr. Angel began to call, for it 
 was obvious that the matter should be pushed as far as i 
 would go, if a real effect were to be produced. There were 
 meetings, and an engagement, which would finally secure 
 the girl's affections from turning toward anyone else. But 
 the deception could not be kept up forever. These pre- 
 tended journeys to France were rather cumbrous. The 
 thing to do was clearly to bring the business to an end in 
 such a dramatic manner that it would leave a permanent 
 impression upon the young lady's mind, and prevent her 
 from looking upon any other suitor for some time to come. 
 Hence those vows of fidelity exacted upon a Testament, 
 and hence also the allusions to a possibility of something 
 happening on the very morning of the wedding. James 
 Windibank wished Miss Sutherland to be so bound to Hos- 
 mer Angel, and so uncertain as to his fate, that for ten 
 years to come, at any rate, she would not listen to another 
 man. As far as the church door he brought her, and then, 
 as he could go no farther, he conveniently vanished away 
 by the old trick of stepping in at one door of a four-wheeler 
 and out at the other. I think that that was the chain of 
 events, Mr. Windibank ! " 
 
 Our visitor had recovered something of his assurance 
 while Holmes had been talking, and he rose from his chair 
 now with a cold sneer upon his pale face. 
 
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 " It may be so, or it may not, Mr. Holmes," said he ; 
 " but if you are so very sharp you ought to be sharp 
 enough to know that it is you who are breaking the law 
 now, and not me. I have done nothing actionable from 
 the first, but as long as you keep that door locked you 
 lay yourself open to an action for assault and illegal con- 
 straint/' 
 
 " The law cannot, as you say, touch you/' said Holmes, 
 unlocking and throwing open the door, " yet there never 
 was a man who deserved punishment more. If the young 
 lady has a brother or a friend, he ought to lay a whip 
 across your shoulders. By Jove ! " he continued, flushing 
 tip at the sight of the bitter sneer upon the man's face, 
 " it is not part of my duties to my client, but here's a 
 hunting crop handy, and I think I shall just treat myself 
 to " He took two swift steps to the whip, but before 
 he could grasp it there was a wild clatter of steps upon 
 the stairs, the heavy hall door banged, and from the win- 
 dow we could see Mr. James Windibank running at the 
 top of his speed down the road. 
 
 "There's a cold-blooded scoundrel!" said Holmes, 
 laughing as he threw himself down into his chair once 
 more. " That fellow will rise from crime to crime until he 
 does something very bad and ends on a gallows. The case 
 has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest." 
 
 " I cannot now entirely see all the steps of your reason- 
 ing," I remarked. 
 
 " Well, of course it was obvious from the first that this 
 Mr. Hosmer Angel must have some strong object for his 
 curious conduct, and it was equally clear that the only man 
 who really profited by the incident, as far as we could see, 
 was the stepfather. Then the fact that the two men were 
 never together, but that the one always appeared when the 
 other was away, was suggestive. So were the tinted spec- 
 tacles and the curious voice, which both hinted at a dis- 
 guise, as did the bushy whiskers. My suspicions were all 
 confirmed by his peculiar action in typewriting his signa- 
 ture, which, of course, inferred that his handwriting was 
 
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 so familiar to her that she would recognize even the smallest 
 sample of it. You see all these isolated facts, together with 
 many minor ones, all pointed in the same direction." 
 
 " And how did you verify them ? " 
 
 " Having once spotted my man, it was easy to get cor- 
 roboration. I knew the firm for which this man worked. 
 Having taken the printed description, I eliminated every- 
 thing from it which could be the result of a disguise, the 
 whiskers, the glasses, the voice, and I sent it to the firm 
 with a request that they would inform me whether it an- 
 swered to the description of any of their travelers. I had 
 already noticed the peculiarities of the typewriter, and I 
 wrote to the man himself at his business address, asking 
 him if he would come here. As I expected, his reply was 
 typewritten, and revealed the same trivial but characteristic 
 defects. The same post brought me a letter from West- 
 house & Marbank, of Fenchurch Street, to say that the 
 description tallied in every respect with that of their em- 
 ployee, James Windibank. Voila tout! " 
 
 "And Miss Sutherland?" 
 
 " If I tell her she will not believe me. You may re- 
 member the old Persian saying, ' There is danger for him 
 who taketh the tiger cub, and danger also for whoso snatch- 
 eth a delusion from a woman/ There is as much sense in 
 Hafiz as in Horace, and as much knowledge of the world." 
 
 A Scandal in Bohemia 
 I 
 
 To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have 
 seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In 
 his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her 
 sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for 
 Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were 
 abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. 
 
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 He was, I take it, the .most perfect reasoning and observing 
 machine that the world has seen ; but as a lover, he would 
 have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke 
 of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They 
 were admirable things for the observer excellent for draw- 
 ing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the 
 trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own deli- 
 cate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a 
 distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his 
 mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack 
 in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more 
 disturbing that a strong emotion in a nature such as his. 
 And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman 
 was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable 
 memory. 
 
 I had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage had 
 drifted us away from each other. My own complete happi- 
 ness, and the home-centered interests which rise up around 
 the man who first finds himself master of his own establish- 
 ment, were sufficient to absorb all my attention; while 
 Holmes, who loathed every form of society with his whole 
 Bohemian soul, remained in our lodgings in Baker Street, 
 buried among his old books, and alternating from week to 
 week between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness of the 
 drug and the fierce energy of his own keen nature. He was 
 still, as ever, deeply attracted by the study of crime, and 
 occupied his immense faculties and extraordinary powers 
 of observation in following out those clews, and clearing 
 up those mysteries, which had been abandoned as hopeless 
 by the official police. From time to time I heard some 
 vague account of his doings; of his summons to Odessa 
 in the case of the Trepoff murder, of his clearing up of the 
 singular tragedy of the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee, 
 and finally of the mission which he had accomplished so 
 delicately and successfully for the reigning family of Hol- 
 land. Beyond these signs of his activity, however, which 
 I merely shared with all the readers of the daily press, I 
 knew little of my former friend and companion. 
 
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 One night it was on the 2oth of March, 1888 I was 
 returning from a journey to a patient (for I had now re- 
 turned to civil practice), when my way led me through 
 Baker Street. As I passed the well-remembered door, 
 which must always be associated in my mind with my woo- 
 ing, and with the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet, I 
 was seized with a keen desire to see Holmes again, and 
 to know how he was employing his extraordinary powers. 
 His rooms were brilliantly lighted, and even as I looked 
 up, I saw his tall, spare figure pass twice in a dark silhouette 
 against the blind. He was pacing the room swiftly, eagerly, 
 with his head sunk upon his chest, and his hands clasped 
 behind him. To me, who knew his every mood and habit, 
 his attitude and manner told their own story. He was at 
 work again. He had risen out of his drug-created dreams, 
 and was hot upon the scent of some new problem. I rang 
 the bell, and was shown up to the chamber which had for- 
 merly been in part my own. 
 
 His manner was not effusive. It seldom was; but he 
 was glad, I think, to see me. With hardly a word spoken, 
 but with a kindly eye, he waved me to an armchair, threw 
 across his case of cigars, and indicated a spirit case and a 
 gasogene in the corner. Then he stood before the fire, 
 and looked me over in his singular introspective fashion. 
 
 " Wedlock suits you," he remarked. " I think, Watson, 
 that you have put on seven and a half pounds since I saw 
 you." 
 
 " Seven," I answered. 
 
 " Indeed, I should have thought a little more. Just a, 
 trifle more, I fancy, Watson. And in practice again, I ob- 
 serve. You did not tell me that you intended to go into 
 harness." 
 
 " Then how do you know ? " 
 
 " I see it, I deduce it. How do I know that you have! 
 been getting yourself very wet lately, and that you have! 
 a most clumsy and careless servant girl ? " 
 
 " My dear Holmes," said I, " this is too much. You 
 would certainly have been burned had you lived a few cen- 
 
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 turies ago. It is true that I had a country walk on Thurs- 
 day and came home in a dreadful mess; but as I have 
 changed my clothes, I can't imagine how you deduce it. 
 As to Mary Jane, she is incorrigible, and my wife has given 
 her notice; but there again I fail to see how you work it 
 out." 
 
 He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long nervous 
 hands together. 
 
 " It is simplicity itself/' said he, " my eyes tell me that 
 on the inside of your left shoe, just where the firelight 
 strikes it, the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts. 
 Obviously they have been caused by some one who has 
 very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in or- 
 der to remove crusted mud from it. Hence, you see, my 
 double deduction that you had been out in vile weather, 
 and that you had a particularly malignant boot-slicking 
 specimen of the London slavey. As to your practice, if a 
 gentleman walks into my rooms, smelling of iodoform, with 
 a black mark of nitrate of silver upon his right forefinger, 
 and a bulge on the side of his top hat to show where he 
 has secreted his stethoscope, I must be dull indeed if I do 
 not pronounce him to be an active member of the medical 
 profession." 
 
 I could not help laughing at the ease with which he 
 explained his process of deduction. " When I hear you 
 give your reasons," I remarked, " the thing always appears 
 to me so ridiculously simple that I could easily do it my- 
 self, though at each successive instance of your reasoning 
 I am baffled, until you explain your process. And yet, I 
 believe that my eyes are as good as yours." 
 
 " Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette, and throw- 
 ing himself down into an armchair. " You see, but you 
 do not observe. The distinction is clear. For example, 
 you have frequently seen the steps which lead up from the 
 liall to this room." 
 
 " Frequently." 
 
 "How often?" 
 
 " Well, some hundreds of times." 
 
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 " Then how many are there ? " 
 
 " How many ? I don't know." 
 
 " Quite so ! You have not observed. And yet you have 
 seen. That is just my point. Now, I know there are sev- 
 enteen steps, because I have both seen and observed. By 
 the way, since you are interested in these little problems, 
 and since you are good enough to chronicle one or two 
 of my trifling experiences, you may be interested in this." 
 He threw over a sheet of thick pink-tinted note paper which 
 had been lying open upon the table. " It came by the last 
 post," said he. " Read it aloud." 
 
 The note was undated, and without either signature or 
 address. 
 
 " There will call upon you to-night, at a quarter to eight 
 o'clock," it said, " a gentleman who desires to consult you 
 upon a matter of the very deepest moment. Your recent 
 services to one of the royal houses of Europe have shown 
 that you are one who may safely be trusted with matters 
 which are of an importance which can hardly be exag- 
 gerated. This account of you we have from all quarters 
 received. Be in your chamber, then, at that hour, and do 
 not take it amiss if your visitor wears a mask." 
 
 " This is indeed a mystery," I remarked. " What do you 
 imagine that it means ? " 
 
 " I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize 
 before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts 
 to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. But the 
 note itself what do you deduce from it?" 
 
 I carefully examined the writing, and the paper upon 
 which it was written. 
 
 " The man who wrote it was presumably well to do," I 
 remarked, endeavoring to imitate my companion's proc- 
 esses. " Such paper could not be bought under half a 
 crown a packet. It is peculiarly strong and stiff." 
 
 " Peculiar that is the very word," said Holmes. " It 
 is not an English paper at all. Hold it up to the light." 
 
 I did so, and saw a large E with a small g, a P and a 
 large G with a small t woven into the texture of the paper. 
 
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 " What do you make of that ? " asked Holmes. 
 
 " The name of the maker, no doubt ; or his monogram, 
 rather." 
 
 " Not all. The G with the small t stands for ' Gesell- 
 schaft/ which is the German for * Company/ It is a cus- 
 tomary contraction like our ' Co/ P, of course, stands for 
 ' Papier/ Now for the Eg. Let us glance at our ' Con- 
 tinental Gazetteer." He took down a heavy brown vol- 
 ume from his shelves. " Eglow, Eglonitz here we are, 
 Egria. It is in a German-speaking country in Bohemia, 
 not far from Carlsbad. ' Remarkable as being the scene 
 of the death of Wallenstein, and for its numerous glass 
 factories and paper mills/ Ha ! ha ! my boy, what do you 
 make of that ? " His eyes sparkled, and he sent up a great 
 blue triumphant cloud from his cigarette. 
 
 " The paper was made in Bohemia," I said. 
 
 " Precisely. And the man who wrote the note is a Ger- 
 man. Do you note the peculiar construction of the sen- 
 tence ' This account of you we have from all quarters re- 
 ceived ' ? A Frenchman or Russian could not have written 
 that. It is the German who is so uncourteous to his verbs. 
 It only remains, therefore, to discover what is wanted by 
 this German who writes upon Bohemian paper, and prefers 
 wearing a mask to showing his face. And here he comes, 
 if I am not mistaken, to resolve all our doubts." 
 
 As he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses' hoofs 
 and grating wheels against the curb, followed by a sharp 
 pull at the bell. Holmes whistled. 
 
 " A pair, by the sound," said he. " Yes," he continued, 
 glancing out of the window. " A nice little brougham and 
 a pair of beauties. A hundred and fifty guineas apiece. 
 There's money in this case, Watson, if there is nothing 
 else." 
 
 " I think I had better go, Holmes." 
 
 " Not a bit, doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost 
 without my Boswell. And this promises to be interesting. 
 It would be a pity to miss it." 
 
 " But your client " 
 
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 " Never mind him. I may want your help, and so may 
 he. Here he comes. Sit down in that armchair, doctor, 
 and give us your best attention." 
 
 A slow and heavy step, which had been heard upon the 
 stairs and in the passage, paused immediately outside the 
 door. Then there was a loud and authoritative tap. 
 
 " Come in ! " said Holmes. 
 
 A man entered who could hardly have been less than 
 six feet six inches in height, with the chest and limbs of a 
 Hercules. His dress was rich with a richness which would, 
 in England, be looked upon as akin to bad taste. Heavy 
 bands of astrakhan were slashed across the sleeves and 
 front of his double-breasted coat, while the deep blue cloak 
 which was thrown over his shoulders was lined with flame- 
 colored silk, and secured at the neck with a brooch which 
 consisted of a single flaming beryl. Boots which extended 
 halfway up his calves, and which were trimmed at the 
 tops with rich brown fur, completed the impression of bar- 
 baric opulence which was suggested by his whole appear- 
 ance. He carried a broad-brimmed hat in his hand, while 
 he wore across the upper part of his face, extending down 
 past the cheek-bones, a black visard mask, which he had 
 apparently adjusted that very moment, for his hand was 
 still raised to it as he entered. From the lower part of the 
 face he appeared to be a man of strong character, with a 
 thick, hanging lip, and a long, straight chin, suggestive of 
 resolution pushed to the length of obstinacy. 
 
 " You had my note ? " he asked, with a deep, harsh voice 
 and a strongly marked German accent. " I told you that 
 I would call." He looked from one to the other of us, as 
 if uncertain which to address. 
 
 " Pray take a seat," said Holmes. " This is my friend 
 and colleague, Doctor Watson, who is occasionally good 
 enough to help me in my cases. Whom have I the honor 
 to address ? " 
 
 " You may address me as the Count von Kramm, a 
 Bohemian nobleman. I understand that this gentleman, 
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 may trust with a matter of the most extreme importance. 
 If not, I should much prefer to communicate with you 
 alone." 
 
 I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist and 
 pushed me back into my chair. " It is both, or none," said 
 he. " You may say before this gentleman anything which 
 you may say to me." 
 
 The count shrugged his broad shoulders. " Then I must 
 begin," said he, " by binding you both to absolute secrecy 
 for two years; at the end of that time the matter will be 
 of no importance. At present it is not too much to say that 
 it is of such weight that it may have an influence upon 
 European history." 
 
 " I promise," said Holmes. 
 
 "And I." 
 
 " You will excuse this mask," continued our strange 
 visitor. " The august person who employs me wishes his 
 agent to be unknown to you, and I may confess at once 
 that the title by which I have just called myself is not ex- 
 actly my own." 
 
 " I was aware of it," said Holmes, dryly. 
 
 " The circumstances are of great delicacy, and every pre- 
 caution has to be taken to quench what might grow to be 
 an immense scandal, and seriously compromise one of the 
 reigning families of Europe. To speak plainly, the matter 
 implicates the great House of Ormstein, hereditary kings 
 of Bohemia." 
 
 " I was also aware of that," murmured Holmes, set- 
 tling himself down in his armchair, and closing his eyes. 
 
 Our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the 
 languid, lounging figure of the man who had been, no 
 doubt, depicted to him as the most incisive reasoner and 
 most energetic agent in Europe. Holmes slowly reopened 
 his eyes and looked impatiently at his gigantic client. 
 
 " If your majesty would condescend to state your case," 
 he remarked, " I should be better able to advise you." 
 
 The man sprung from his chair, and paced up and down 
 the room in uncontrollable agitation. Then, with a gesture 
 
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 of desperation, he tore the mask from his face and hurled 
 it upon the ground. 
 
 " You are right," he cried, " I am the king. Why should 
 I attempt to conceal it?" 
 
 "Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes. "Your majesty 
 had not spoken before I was aware that I was addressing 
 Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond von Ormstein, Grand Duke 
 of Cassel-Felstein, and hereditary King of Bohemia." 
 
 " But you can understand," said our strange visitor, sit- 
 ting down once more and passing his hand over his high, 
 white forehead, " you can understand that I am not accus- 
 tomed to doing such business in my own person. Yet the 
 matter was so delicate that I could not confide it to an 
 agent without putting myself in his power. I have come 
 incognito from Prague for the purpose of consulting 
 you." 
 
 " Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting his eyes 
 once more. 
 
 " The facts are briefly these : Some five years ago, during 
 a lengthy visit to Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of the 
 well-known adventuress Irene Adler. The name is no doubt 
 familiar to you." 
 
 " Kindly look her up in my index, doctor," murmured 
 Holmes, without opening his eyes. For many years he 
 had adopted a system for docketing all paragraphs con- 
 cerning men and things, so that it was difficult to name a 
 subject or a person on which he could not at once furnish 
 information. In this case I found her biography sand- 
 wiched in between that of a Hebrew rabbi and that of a 
 staff commander who had written a monograph upon the 
 deep-sea fishes. 
 
 " Let me see ! " said Holmes. " Hum ! Born in New 
 Jersey in the year 1858. Contralto hum! La Scala 
 hum ! Prima donna Imperial Opera of Warsaw yes ! Re- 
 tired from operatic stage ha! Living in London quite 
 so ! Your majesty, as I understand, became entangled with 
 this young person, wrote her some compromising letters, 
 and is now desirous of getting those letters back." 
 
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 " Precisely so. But how " 
 
 " Was there a secret marriage ? " 
 
 " None." 
 
 " No legal papers or certificates ? " 
 
 " None." 
 
 " Then I fail to follow your majesty. If this young per- 
 son should produce her letters for blackmailing or other 
 purposes, how is she to prove their authenticity?" 
 
 " There is the writing." 
 
 " Pooh-pooh ! Forgery." 
 
 " My private note paper." 
 
 " Stolen." 
 
 " My own seal." 
 
 " Imitated." 
 
 " My photograph." 
 
 " Bought." 
 
 " We were both in the photograph." 
 
 " Oh, dear! That is very bad. Your majesty has indeed 
 committed an indiscretion." 
 
 " I was mad insane." 
 
 " You have compromised yourself seriously." 
 
 " I was only crown prince then. I was young. I am but 
 thirty now." 
 
 " It must be recovered." 
 
 " We have tried and failed." 
 
 " Your majesty must pay. It must be bought." 
 
 " She will not sell." 
 
 " Stolen, then." 
 
 " Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars in my 
 pay ransacked her house. Once we diverted her luggage 
 when she traveled. Twice she has been waylaid. There 
 has been no result." 
 
 "No sign of it?" 
 
 "Absolutely none." 
 
 Holmes laughed. " It is quite a pretty little problem," 
 said he. 
 
 " But a very serious one to me," returned the king, re- 
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 " Very, indeed. And what does she propose to do with 
 the photograph ? " 
 
 " To ruin me." 
 
 "But how?" 
 
 " I am about to be married." 
 
 " So I have heard." 
 
 " To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meimngen, second 
 daughter of the King of Scandinavia. You may know the 
 strict principles of her family. She is herself the very soul 
 of delicacy. A shadow of a doubt as to my conduct would 
 bring the matter to an end." 
 
 "And Irene Adler?" 
 
 " Threatens to send them the photograph. And sfie will 
 do it. I know that she will do it. You do not know her, 
 but she has a soul of steel. She has the face of the most 
 beautiful of women and the mind of the most resolute of 
 men. Rather than I should marry another woman, there 
 are no lengths to which she would not go none." 
 
 " You are sure she has not sent it yet ? " 
 
 " I am sure." 
 
 "And why?" 
 
 " Because she has said that she would send it on the day 
 when the betrothal was publicly proclaimed. That will be 
 next Monday." 
 
 " Oh, then we have three days yet," said Holmes, with 
 a yawn. " That is very fortunate, as I have one or two 
 matters of importance to look into just at present. Your 
 majesty will, of course, stay in London for the present?" 
 
 " Certainly. You will find me at the Langham, under 
 the name of the Count von Kramm." 
 
 " Then I shall drop you a line to let you know how we 
 progress." 
 
 " Pray do so; I shall be all anxiety." 
 
 " Then, as to money ? " 
 
 "You have carte blanche." 
 
 "Absolutely?" 
 
 " I tell you that I would give one of the provinces of my 
 kingdom to have that photograph." 
 
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 " And for present expenses ? " 
 
 The king took a heavy chamois-leather bag from under 
 his cloak, and laid it on the table. 
 
 " There are three hundred pounds in gold, and seven 
 hundred in notes/' he said. 
 
 Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his notebook, 
 and handed it to him. 
 
 "And mademoiselle's address?" he asked. 
 
 " Is Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's 
 Wood." 
 
 Holmes took a note of it. " One other question," said 
 he, thoughtfully. " Was the photograph a cabinet ? " 
 
 " It was." 
 
 " Then, good-night, your majesty, and I trust that we 
 shall soon have some good news for you. And good- 
 night, Watson," he added, as the wheels of the royal 
 brougham rolled down the street. " If you will be good 
 enough to call to-morrow afternoon, at three o'clock, I 
 should like to chat this little matter over with you." 
 
 II 
 
 AT three o'clock precisely I was at Baker Street, but 
 Holmes had not yet returned. The landlady informed me 
 that he had left the house shortly after eight o'clock in the 
 morning. I sat down beside the fire, however, with the in- 
 tention of awaiting him, however long he might be. I was 
 already deeply interested in his inquiry, for, though it was 
 surrounded by none of the grim and strange features which 
 were associated with the two crimes which I have already 
 recorded, still, the nature of the case and the exalted station 
 of his client gave it a character of its own. Indeed, apart 
 from the nature of the investigation which my friend had 
 on hand, there was something in his masterly grasp of a 
 situation, and his keen, incisive reasoning, which made it a 
 pleasure to me to study his system of work, and to follow 
 the quick, subtle methods by which he disentangled the 
 
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 most inextricable mysteries. So accustomed was I to his 
 invariable success that the very possibility of his failing had 
 ceased to enter into my head. 
 
 It was close upon four before the door opened, and a 
 drunken-looking groom, ill-kempt and side-whiskered, with 
 an inflamed face and disreputable clothes, walked Into the 
 room. Accustomed as I was to my friend's amazing powers 
 in the use of disguises, I had to look three times before I 
 was certain that it was indeed he. With a nod he vanished 
 into the bedroom, whence he emerged in five minutes 
 tweed-suited and respectable, as of old. Putting his hands 
 into his pockets, he stretched out his legs in front of the 
 fire, and laughed heartily for some minutes. 
 
 "Well, really!" he cried, and then he choked, P'^d 
 laughed again until he was obliged to lie back, limp and 
 helpless, in the chair. 
 
 "What is it?" 
 
 " It's quite too funny. I am sure you could never guess 
 how I employed my morning, or what I ended by doing." 
 
 " I can't imagine. I suppose that you have been watch- 
 ing the habits, and, perhaps, the house, of Miss Irene Ad- 
 ler." 
 
 " Quite so, but the sequel was rather unusual. I will tell 
 you, however. I left the house a little after eight o'clock 
 this morning in the character of a groom out of work. 
 There is a wonderful sympathy and freemasonry among 
 horsey men. Be one of them, and you will know all that 
 there is to know. I soon found Briony Lodge. It is a 
 bijou villa, with a garden at the back, but built out in the 
 front right up to the road, two stories. Chubb lock to the 
 door. Large sitting room on the right side, well furnished, 
 with long windows almost to the floor, and those preposter- 
 ous English window fasteners which a child could open. 
 Behind there was nothing remarkable, save that the passage 
 window could be reached from the top of the coach-house. 
 I walked round it and examined it closely from every point 
 of view, but without noting anything else of interest. 
 
 " I then lounged down the street, and found, as I ex- 
 
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 pected, that there was a mews in a lane which runs down 
 by one wall of the garden. I lent the hostlers a hand in 
 rubbing down their horses, and I received in exchange two- 
 pence, a glass of half and half, two fills of shag tobacco, 
 and as much information as I could desire about Miss Adler, 
 to say nothing of half a dozen other people in the neighbor- 
 hood, in whom I was not in the least interested, but whose 
 biographies I was compelled to listen to." 
 
 " And what of Irene Adler? " I asked. 
 
 " Oh, she has turned all the men's heads down in that 
 part. She is the daintiest thing under a bonnet on this 
 planet. So say the Serpentine Mews, to a man. She lives 
 quietly, sings at concerts, drives out at five every day, and 
 returns at seven sharp for dinner. Seldom goes out at other 
 times, except when she sings. Has only one male visitor, 
 but a good deal of him. He is dark, handsome, and dash- 
 ing; never calls less than once a day, and often twice. He 
 is a Mr. Godfrey Norton of the Inner Temple. See the 
 advantages of a cabman as a confidant. They had driven 
 him home a dozen times from Serpentine Mews, and knew 
 all about him. When I had listened to all that they 'had to 
 tell, I began to walk up and down near Briony Lodge once 
 more, and to think over my plan of campaign. 
 
 " This Godfrey Norton was evidently an important factor 
 in the matter. He was a lawyer. That sounded ominous. 
 What was the relation between them, and what the object 
 of his repeated visits ? Was she his client, his friend, or his 
 mistress? If the former, she had probably transferred the 
 photograph to his keeping. If the latter, it was less likely. 
 On the issue of this question depended whether I should 
 continue my work at Briony Lodge, or turn my attention 
 to the gentleman's chambers in the Temple. It was a deli- 
 cate point, and it widened the field of my inquiry. I fear 
 that I bore you with these details, but I have to let you see 
 my little difficulties, if you are to understand the situation." 
 
 " I am following you closely," I answered. 
 
 " I was still balancing the matter in my mind, when a 
 hansom cab drove up to Briony Lodge, and a gentleman 
 
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 sprung out. He was a remarkably handsome man, dark, 
 aquiline, and mustached evidently the man of whom I had 
 heard. He appeared to be in a great hurry, shouted to the 
 cabman to wait, and brushed past the maid who opened 
 the door, with the air of a man who was thoroughly at 
 home. 
 
 " He was in the house about half an hour, and I could 
 catch glimpses of him in the windows of the sitting room, 
 pacing up and down, talking excitedly and waving his arms. 
 Of her I could see nothing. Presently he emerged, looking 
 even more flurried than before. As he stepped up to the 
 cab, he pulled a gold watch from his pocket and looked at it 
 earnestly. ' Drive like the devil ! ' he shouted, ' first to Gross 
 & Hankey's in Regent Street, and then to the Church of 
 St. Monica in the Edgeware Road. Half a guinea if you 
 do it in twenty minutes ! ' 
 
 " Away they went, and I was just wondering whether 
 I should not do well to follow them, when up the lane came 
 a neat little landau, the coachman with his coat only half 
 buttoned, and his tie under his ear, while all the tags of 
 his harness were sticking out of the buckles. It hadn't 
 pulled up before she shot out of the hall door and into it. 
 I only caught a glimpse of her at the moment, but she 
 was a lovely woman, with a face that a man might die for. 
 
 " ' The Church of St. Monica, John/ she cried; ' and half 
 a sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.' 
 
 " This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I was just 
 balancing whether I should run for it, or whether I should 
 perch behind her landau, when a cab came through the 
 street. The driver looked twice at such a shabby fare; 
 but I jumped in before he could object. ' The Church of 
 St. Monica/ said I, ' and half a sovereign if you reach it 
 in twenty minutes/ It was twenty-five minutes to twelve, 
 and of course it was clear enough what was in the wind. 
 
 " My cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever drove faster, 
 but the others were there before us. The cab and landau 
 with their steaming horses were in front of the door when 
 I arrived. I paid the man, and hurried into the church. 
 
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 There was not a soul there save the two whom I had fol- 
 lowed, and a surpliced clergyman, who seemed to be ex- 
 postulating with them. They were all three standing in 
 a knot in front of the altar. I lounged up the side aisle like 
 any other idler who has dropped into a church. Suddenly, 
 to my surprise, the three at the altar faced round to me, 
 and Godfrey Norton came running as hard as he could 
 toward me. 
 
 " ' Thank God! ' he cried. ' You'll do. Come! Come! ' 
 
 "'What then?' I asked. 
 
 "'Come, man, come; only three minutes, or it won't 
 be legal.' 
 
 " I was half dragged up to the altar, and, before I knew 
 where I was, I found myself mumbling responses which 
 were whispered in my ear, and vouching for things of which 
 I knew nothing, and generally assisting in the secure tying 
 up of Irene Adler, spinster, to Godfrey Norton, bachelor. 
 It was all done in an instant, and there was the gentleman 
 thanking me on the one side and the lady on the other, 
 while the clergyman beamed on me in front. It was the 
 most preposterous position in which I ever found myself 
 in my life, and it was the thought of it that started me 
 laughing just now. It seems that there had been some 
 informality about their license; that the clergyman abso- 
 lutely refused to marry them without a witness of some 
 sort, and that my lucky appearance saved the bride- 
 groom from having to sally out into the streets in search 
 of a best man. The bride gave me a sovereign, and I 
 mean to wear it on my watch chain in memory of the 
 occasion." 
 
 " This is a very unexpected turn of affairs," said I ; " and 
 what then?" 
 
 " Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced. It 
 looked as if the pair might take an immediate departure, 
 and so necessitate very prompt and energetic measures 
 on my part. At the church door, however, they separated, 
 he driving back to the Temple, and she to her own house. 
 ' I shall drive out in the park at five as usual,' she said, 
 
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 as she left him. I heard no more. They drove away in 
 different directions, and I went off to make my own ar- 
 rangements." 
 
 "Which are?'* 
 
 " Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he answered, ring- 
 ing the bell. " I have been too busy to think of food, and 
 I am likely to be busier still this evening. By the way, 
 doctor, I shall want your cooperation." 
 
 " I shall be delighted." 
 
 "You don't mind breaking the law?" 
 
 " Not in the least." 
 
 " Nor running a chance of arrest? " 
 
 " Not in a good cause." 
 
 "Oh, the cause is excellent!" 
 
 " Then I am your man." 
 
 " I was sure that I might rely on you." 
 
 " But what is it you wish? " 
 
 " When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I will make 
 it clear to you. Now," he said, as he turned hungrily on 
 the simple fare that our landlady had provided, " I must 
 discuss it while I eat, for I have not much time. It is 
 nearly five now. In two hours we must be on the scene 
 of action. Miss Irene, or Madame, rather, returns from 
 her drive at seven. We must be at Briony Lodge to meet 
 her." 
 
 "And what then?" 
 
 " You must leave that to me. I have already arranged 
 what is to occur. There is only one point on which I must 
 insist. You must not interfere, come what may. You 
 understand ? " 
 
 "I am to be neutral?" 
 
 " To do nothing whatever. There will probably be some 
 small unpleasantness. Do not join in it. It will end in 
 my being conveyed into the house. Four or five minutes 
 afterwards the sitting-room window will open. You are 
 to station yourself close to that open window." 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " You are to watch me, for I will be visible to you." 
 
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 " Yes." 
 
 " And when I raise my hand so you will throw into 
 the room what I give you to throw, and will, at the same 
 time, raise the cry of fire. You quite follow me? " 
 
 " Entirely." 
 
 " It is nothing very formidable," he said, taking a long, 
 cigar-shaped roll from his pocket. " It is an ordinary 
 plumber's smoke-rocket, fitted with a cap at either end, to 
 make it self-lighting. Your task is confined to that. When 
 you raise your cry of fire, it will be taken up by quite 
 a number of people. You may then walk to the end of the 
 street, and I will rejoin you in ten minutes. I hope that 
 I have made myself clear?" 
 
 " I am to remain neutral, to get near the window, to 
 watch you, and, at the signal, to throw in this object, then 
 to raise the cry of fire and to wait you at the corner of the 
 street." 
 
 " Precisely." 
 
 "Then you may entirely rely on me." 
 
 " That is excellent. I think, perhaps, it is almost time 
 that I prepared for the new role I have to play." 
 
 He disappeared into his bedroom, and returned in a few 
 minutes in the character of an amiable and simple-minded 
 Nonconformist clergyman. His broad, black hat, his 
 baggy trousers, his white tie, his sympathetic smile, and 
 general look of peering and benevolent curiosity were 
 such as Mr. John Hare alone could have equaled. It 
 was not merely that Holmes changed his costume. His ex- 
 pression, his manner, his very soul seemed to vary with 
 every fresh part that he assumed. The stage lost a fine 
 actor, even as science lost an acute reasoner, when he be- 
 came a specialist in crime. 
 
 It was a quarter past six when we left Baker Street, and 
 it still wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found our- 
 selves in Serpentine Avenue. It was already dusk, and 
 the lamps were just being lighted as we paced up and down 
 in front of Briony Lodge, waiting for the coming of its 
 occupant. The house was just such as I had pictured it 
 
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 from Sherlock Holmes's succinct description, but the lo- 
 cality appeared to be less private than I expected. On 
 the contrary, for a small street in a quiet neighborhood, 
 it was remarkably animated. There was a group of shab- 
 bily dressed men smoking and laughing in a corner, a 
 scissors grinder with his wheel, two guardsmen who were 
 flirting with a nurse girl, and several well-dressed young 
 men who were lounging up and down with cigars in their 
 mouths. 
 
 " You see," remarked Holmes, as we paced to and fro in 
 front of the house, " this marriage rather simplifies matters. 
 The photograph becomes a double-edged weapon now. 
 The chances are that she would be as averse to its being 
 seen by Mr. Godfrey Norton as our client is to its coming 
 to the eyes of his princess. Now the question is where 
 are we to find the photograph ? " 
 
 "Where, indeed?" 
 
 " It is most unlikely that she carries it about with her. 
 It is cabinet size. Too large for easy concealment about 
 a woman's dress. She knows that the king is capable of 
 having her waylaid and searched. Two attempts of the 
 sort have already been made. We may take it, then, that 
 she does not carry it about with her." 
 
 " Where, then? " 
 
 " Her banker or her lawyer. There is that double pos- 
 sibility. But I am inclined to think neither. Women are 
 naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting. 
 Why should she hand it over to anyone else? She 
 could trust her own guardianship, but she could not tell 
 what indirect or political influence might be brought to 
 bear upon a business man. Besides, remember that she 
 had resolved to use it within a few days. It must be where 
 she can lay her hands upon it. It must be in her own 
 house." 
 
 " But it has twice been burglarized." 
 
 " Pshaw ! They did not know how to look." 
 
 " But how will you look? " 
 
 " I will not look." 
 
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 "What then?" 
 
 " I will get her to show me." 
 
 " But she will refuse." 
 
 " She will not be able to. But I hear the rumble of 
 wheels. It is her carriage. Now carry out my orders to 
 the letter." 
 
 As he spoke, the gleam of the sidelights of a carriage 
 came round the curve of the avenue. It was a smart little 
 landau which rattled up to the door of Briony Lodge. As 
 it pulled up one of the loafing men at the corner dashed 
 forward to open the door in the hope of earning a copper, 
 but was elbowed away by another loafer who had rushed 
 up with the same intention. A fierce quarrel broke out 
 which was increased by the two guardsmen, who took 
 sides with one of the loungers, and by the scissors grinder, 
 who was equally hot upon the other side. A blow was 
 struck, and in an instant the lady, who had stepped from 
 her carriage, was the center of a little knot of struggling 
 men who struck savagely at each other with their fists and 
 sticks. Holmes dashed into the crowd to protect the lady; 
 but, just as he reached her, he gave a cry and dropped 
 to the ground, with the blood running freely down his face. 
 At his fall the guardsmen took to their heels in one direc- 
 tion and the loungers in the other, while a number of bet- 
 ter-dressed people who had watched the scuffle without 
 taking part in it crowded in to help the lady and to attend 
 to the injured man. Irene Adler, as I will still call her, 
 had hurried up the steps ; but she stood at the top, with her 
 superb figure outlined against the lights of the hall, look- 
 ing back into the street. 
 
 " Is the poor gentleman much hurt?" she asked. 
 
 " He is dead," cried several voices. 
 
 " No, no, there's life in him," shouted another. " But 
 he'll be gone before you can get him to the hospital." 
 
 " He's a brave fellow," said a woman. " They would 
 have had the lady's purse and watch if it hadn't been for 
 him. They were a gang, and a rough one, too. Ah! he's 
 breathing now." 
 
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 " He can't lie in the street. May we bring him in, 
 marm ? " 
 
 " Surely. Bring him into the sitting room. There is 
 a comfortable sofa. This way, please." Slowly and sol- 
 emnly he was borne into Briony Lodge, and laid out in 
 the principal room, while I still observed the proceedings 
 from my post by the window. The lamps had been lighted, 
 but the blinds had not been drawn, so that I could see 
 Holmes as he lay upon the couch. I do not know whether 
 he was seized with compunction at that moment for the 
 part he was playing, but I know that I never felt more 
 heartily ashamed of myself in my life than when I saw 
 the beautiful creature against whom I was conspiring, or 
 the grace and kindliness with which she waited upon the 
 injured man. And yet .it would be the blackest treachery 
 to Holmes to draw back now from the part which he had 
 intrusted to me. I hardened my heart, and took the smoke- 
 rocket from under my ulster. After all, I thought, we are 
 not injuring her. We are but preventing her from injur- 
 ing another. 
 
 Holmes had sat upon the couch, and I saw him motion 
 like a man who is in need of air. A maid rushed across 
 and threw open the window. At the same instant I saw 
 him raise his hand, and at the signal I tossed my rocket 
 into the room with a cry of " Fire ! " The word was no 
 sooner out of my mouth than the whole crowd of specta- 
 tors, well dressed and ill gentlemen, hostlers, and serv- 
 ant maids joined in a general shriek of " Fire ! " Thick 
 clouds of smoke curled through the room, and out at the 
 open window. I caught a glimpse of rushing figures, and 
 a moment later the voice of Holmes from within assuring 
 them that it was a false alarm. Slipping through the shout- 
 ing crowd, I made my way to the corner of the street, and 
 in ten minutes was rejoiced to find my friend's arm in 
 mine, and to get away from the scene of uproar. He 
 walked swiftly and in silence for some few minutes, until 
 we had turned down one of the quiet streets which led 
 toward the Edgeware Road. 
 
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 11 You did it very nicely, doctor," he remarked. " Noth- 
 ing could have been better. It is all right." 
 
 " You have the photograph? " 
 
 " I know where it is." 
 
 "And how did you find out?" 
 
 " She showed me, as I told you that she would." 
 
 " I am still in the dark." 
 
 " I do not wish to make a mystery," said he, laughing. 
 "The matter was perfectly simple. You, of course, saw 
 that everyone in the street was an accomplice. They were 
 all engaged for the evening." 
 
 " I guessed as much." 
 
 " Then, when the row broke out, I had a little moist 
 red paint in the palm of my hand. I rushed forward, fell 
 down, clapped my hand to my face, and became a piteous 
 spectacle. It is an old trick." 
 
 " That also I could fathom." 
 
 " Then they carried me in. She was bound to have me 
 in. What else could she do? And into her sitting room, 
 which was the very room which I suspected. It lay be- 
 tween that and her bedroom, and I was determined to see 
 which. They laid me on a couch, I motioned for air, they 
 were compelled to open the window, and you had your 
 chance." 
 
 " How did that help you? " 
 
 " It was all-important. When a woman thinks that her 
 house is on fire, her instinct is at once to rush to the 
 thing which she values most. It is a perfectly overpow- 
 ering impulse, and I have more than once taken advan- 
 tage of it. In the case of the Darlington Substitution 
 Scandal it was of use to me, and also in the Arnsworth 
 Castle business. A married woman grabs at her baby 
 an unmarried one reaches for her jewel box. Now it was 
 clear to me that our lady of to-day had nothing in the 
 house more precious to her than what we are in quest of. 
 She would rush to secure it. The alarm of fire was ad- 
 mirably done. The smoke and shouting were enough to 
 shake nerves of steel. She responded beautifully. The 
 
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 photograph is in a recess behind a sliding panel just above 
 the right bell-pull. She was there in an instant, and I 
 caught a glimpse of it as she drew it out. When I cried 
 out that it was a false alarm, she replaced it, glanced at 
 the rocket, rushed from the room, and I have not seen her 
 since. I rose, and, making my excuses, escaped from the 
 house. I hesitated whether to attempt to secure the pho- 
 tograph at once; but the coachman had come in, and as he 
 was watching me narrowly, it seemed safer to wait. A 
 little over-precipitance may ruin all." 
 
 "And now?" I asked. 
 
 " Our quest is practically finished. I shall call with the 
 king to-morrow, and with you, if you care to come with 
 us. We will be shown into the sitting room to wait for the 
 lady, but it is probable that when she comes she may find 
 neither us nor the photograph. It might be a satisfaction 
 to his majesty to regain it with his own hands." 
 
 " And when will you call ? " 
 
 " At eight in the morning. She will not be up, so that 
 we shall have a clear field. Besides, we must be prompt, 
 for this marriage may mean a complete change in her life 
 and habits. I must wire to the king without delay." 
 
 We had reached Baker Street, and had stopped at the 
 door. He was searching his pockets for the key, when 
 some one passing said: 
 
 " Good night, Mister Sherlock Holmes." 
 
 There were several people on the pavement at the time, 
 but the greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an 
 ulster who had hurried by. 
 
 " I've heard that voice before," said Holmes, staring 
 down the dimly lighted street. " Now, I wonder who the 
 deuce that could have been?" 
 
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 III 
 
 I SLEPT at Baker Street that night, and we were engaged 
 upon our toast and coffee in the morning, when the King 
 of Bohemia rushed into the room. 
 
 " You have really got it ? " he cried, grasping Sherlock 
 Holmes by either shoulder, and looking eagerly into his 
 face. 
 
 " Not yet." 
 
 "But you have hopes?" 
 
 " I have hopes." 
 
 " Then come. I am all impatience to be gone." 
 
 " We must have a cab." 
 
 " No, my brougham is waiting." 
 
 " Then that will simplify matters." We descended, and 
 started off once more for Briony Lodge. 
 
 " Irene Adler is married," remarked Holmes. 
 
 "Married! When?" 
 
 " Yesterday." 
 
 "But to whom?" 
 
 " To an English lawyer named Norton." 
 
 " But she could not love him." 
 
 " I am in hopes that she does." 
 
 " And why in hopes? " 
 
 " Because it would spare your majesty all fear of future 
 annoyance. If the lady loves her husband, she does not 
 love your majesty. If she does not love your majesty, 
 there is no reason why she should interfere with your 
 majesty's plan." 
 
 " It is true. And yet Well, I wish she had been 
 of my own station. What a queen she would have made ! " 
 He relapsed into a moody silence, which was not broken 
 until we drew up in Serpentine Avenue. 
 
 The door of Briony Lodge was open, and an elderly 
 woman stood upon the steps. She watched us with a sar- 
 donic eye as we stepped from the brougham. 
 
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 " Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I believe? " said she. 
 
 " I am Mr. Holmes," answered my companion, looking 
 at her with a questioning and rather startled gaze. 
 
 " Indeed ! My mistress told me that you were likely 
 to call. She left this morning, with her husband, by the 
 5:15 train from Charing Cross, for the Continent." 
 
 "What!" Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white with 
 chagrin and surprise. 
 
 "Do you mean that she has left England?" 
 
 " Never to return." 
 
 "And the papers?" asked the king hoarsely. "All is 
 lost!" 
 
 " We shall see." He pushed past the servant, and rushed 
 into the drawing-room, followed by the king and myself. 
 The furniture was scattered about in every direction, with 
 dismantled shelves, and open drawers, as if the lady had 
 hurriedly ransacked them before her flight. Holmes rushed 
 at the bell-pull, tore back a small sliding shutter, and 
 plunging in his hand, pulled out a photograph and a letter. 
 The photograph was of Irene Adler herself in evening 
 dress; the letter was superscribed to "Sherlock Holmes, 
 Esq. To be left till called for." My friend tore it open, 
 and we all three read it together. It was dated at midnight 
 of the preceding night, and ran in this way: 
 
 " MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES, You really did it 
 very well. You took me in completely. Until after the 
 alarm of the fire, I had not a suspicion. But then, when I 
 found how I had betrayed myself, I began to think. I had 
 been warned against you months ago. I had been told 
 that if the king employed an agent, it would certainly be 
 you. And your address had been given me. Yet, with 
 all this, you made me reveal what you wanted to know. 
 Even after I became suspicious, I found it hard to think evil 
 of such a dear, kind old clergyman. But, you know, I have 
 been trained as an actress myself. Male costume is noth- 
 ing new to me. I often take advantage of the freedom 
 which it gives. I sent John, the coachman, to watch you, 
 
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 ran upstairs, got into my walking clothes, as I call them, 
 and came down just as you departed. 
 
 "Well, I followed you to the door, and so made sure 
 that I was really an object of interest to the celebrated Mr. 
 Sherlock Holmes. Then I, rather imprudently, wished you 
 good night, and started for the Temple to see my husband. 
 
 " We both thought the best resource was flight when 
 pursued by so formidable an antagonist; so you will find 
 the nest empty when you call to-morrow. As to the pho- 
 tograph, your client may rest in peace. I love and am 
 loved by a better man than he. The king may do what he 
 will without hindrance from one whom he has cruelly 
 wronged. I keep it only to safeguard myself, and preserve 
 a weapon which will always secure me from any steps 
 which he might take :n the future. I leave a photograph 
 which he might care to possess; and I remain, dear Mr. 
 Sherlock Holmes, very truly yours, 
 
 " IRENE NORTON, nee ABLER." 
 
 " What a woman oh, what a woman ! " cried the King 
 of Bohemia, when we had all three read this epistle. " Did 
 I not tell you how quick and resolute she was? Would 
 she not have made an admirable queen? Is it not a pity 
 that she was not on my level? " 
 
 " From what I have seen of the lady, she seems indeed 
 to be on a very different level to your majesty," said 
 Holmes coldly. " I am sorry that I have not been able 
 to bring your majesty's business to a more successful con- 
 clusion." 
 
 " On the contrary, my dear sir," cried the king, " noth- 
 ing could be more successful. I know that her word is 
 inviolate. The photograph is now as safe as if it were 
 in the fire." 
 
 " I am glad to hear your majesty say so." 
 
 " I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in 
 what way I can reward you. This ring " He slipped an 
 emerald snake ring from his finger, and held it out upon 
 the palm of his hand. 
 
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 " Your majesty has something which I should value even 
 more highly," said Holmes. 
 
 " You have but to name it." 
 
 "This photograph!" 
 
 The king stared at him in amazement. 
 
 "Irene's photograph!" he cried. "Certainly, if you 
 wish it." 
 
 " I thank your majesty. Then there is no more to be 
 done in the matter. I have the honor to wish you a very 
 good morning." He bowed, and turning away without 
 observing the hand which the king had stretched out to 
 him, he set off in my company for his chambers. 
 
 And that was how a great scandal threatened to affect 
 the kingdom of Bohemia, and how the best plans of Mr. 
 Sherlock Holmes were beaten by a woman's wit. He used 
 to make merry over the cleverness of women, but I have 
 not heard him do it of late. And when he speaks of Irene 
 Adler, or when he refers to her photograph, it is always 
 under the honorable title of the woman. 
 
 The Red-Headed League 
 
 I HAD called upon my friend, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, one 
 day in the autumn of last year, and found him in deep 
 conversation with a very stout, florid-faced elderly gentle- 
 man, with fiery red hair. With an apology for my intru- 
 sion, I was about to withdraw, when Holmes pulled me 
 abruptly into the room and closed the door behind me. 
 
 " You could not possibly have come at a better time, my 
 'dear Watson," he said, cordially. 
 
 " I was afraid that you were engaged." 
 
 " So I am. Very much so." 
 
 " Then I can wait in the next room." 
 
 " Not at all. This gentleman, Mr. Wilson, has been my 
 partner and helper in many of my most successful cases, 
 and I have no doubt that he will be of the utmost use to 
 me in yours also." 
 
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 The stout gentleman half rose from his chair and gave 
 a bob of greeting, with a quick little questioning glance 
 from his small, fat-encircled eyes. 
 
 " Try the settee," said Holmes, relapsing into his armchair, 
 and putting his finger tips together, as was his custom when 
 in judicial moods. " I know, my dear Watson, that you 
 share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the con- 
 ventions and humdrum routine of everyday life. You have 
 shown your relish for it by the enthusiasm which has 
 prompted you to chronicle, and, if you will excuse my say- 
 ing so, somewhat to embellish so many of my own little 
 adventures." 
 
 " Your cases have indeed been of the greatest interest to 
 me," I observed. 
 
 " You will remember that I remarked the other day, just 
 before we went into the very simple problem presented by 
 Miss Mary Sutherland, that for strange effects and extraor- 
 dinary combinations we must go to life itself, which is al- 
 ways far more daring than any effort of the imagination." 
 
 " A proposition which I took the liberty of doubting." 
 
 " You did, doctor, but none the less you must come round 
 to my view, for otherwise I shall keep on piling fact upon 
 fact on you, until your reason breaks down under them and 
 acknowledge me to be right. Now, Mr. Jabez Wilson here 
 has been good enough to call upon me this morning, and 
 to begin a narrative which promises to be one of the most 
 singular which I have listened to for some time. You have 
 heard me remark that the strangest and most unique things 
 are very often connected not with the larger but with the 
 smaller crimes, and occasionally, indeed, where there is 
 room for doubt whether any positive crime has been com- 
 mitted. As far as I have heard, it is impossible for me to 
 say whether the present case is an instance of crime or not, 
 but the course of events is certainly among the most singu- 
 lar that I have ever listened to. Perhaps, Mr. Wilson, you 
 would have the great kindness to recommence your narra- 
 tive. I ask you, not merely because my friend, Dr. Wat- 
 son, has not heard the opening part, but also because the 
 
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 peculiar nature of the story makes me anxious to have every 
 possible detail from your lips. As a rule, when I have heard 
 some slight indication of the course of events I am able 
 to guide myself by the thousands of other similar cases 
 which occur to my memory. In the present instance I am 
 forced to admit that the facts are, to the best of my belief, 
 unique." 
 
 The portly client puffed out his chest with an appear- 
 ance of some little pride, and pulled a dirty and wrinkled 
 newspaper from the inside pocket of his greatcoat. As 
 he glanced down the advertisement column, with his head 
 thrust forward, and the paper flattened out upon his knee, 
 I took a good look at the man, and endeavored, after the 
 fashion of my companion, to read the indications which 
 might be presented by his dress or appearance. 
 
 I did not gain very much, however, by my inspection. 
 Our visitor bore every mark of being an average common- 
 place British tradesman, obese, pompous, and slow. He wore 
 rather baggy gray shepherd's check trousers, a not over- 
 clean black frock coat, unbuttoned in the front, and a drab 
 waistcoat with a heavy brassy Albert chain, and a square 
 pierced bit of metal dangling down as an ornament. A 
 frayed top hat and a faded brown overcoat with a wrinkled 
 velvet collar lay upon a chair beside him. Altogether, look 
 as I would, there was nothing remarkable about the man 
 save his blazing red head and the expression of extreme 
 chagrin and discontent upon his features. 
 
 Sherlock Holmes's quick eye took in my occupation, and 
 he shook his head with a smile as he noticed my questioning 
 glances. " Beyond the obvious facts that he has at some 
 time done manual labor, that he takes snuff, that he is a 
 Freemason, that he has been in China, and that he has done 
 a considerable amount of writing lately, I can deduce noth- 
 ing else." 
 
 Mr. Jabez Wilson started up in his chair, with his fore- 
 finger upon the paper, but his eyes upon my companion. 
 
 " How, in the name of good fortune, did you know all 
 that, Mr. Holmes ? " he asked. " How did you know, for 
 
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 example, that I did manual labor? It's as true as gospel, 
 for I began as a ship's carpenter." 
 
 " Your hands, my dear sir. Your right hand is quite a 
 size larger than your left. You have worked with it and 
 the muscles are more developed." 
 
 " Well, the snuff, then, and the Freemasonry ? " 
 
 " I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how I 
 read that, especially as, rather against the strict rules of 
 your order, you use an arc and compass breastpin." 
 
 "Ah, of course, I forgot that. But the writing?" 
 
 " What else can be indicated by that right cuff so very 
 shiny for five inches, and the left one with the smooth patch 
 near the elbow where you rest it upon the desk." 
 
 "Well, but China?" 
 
 " The fish which you have tattooed immediately above 
 your wrist could only have been done in China. I have 
 made a small study of tattoo marks, and have even con- 
 tributed to the literature of the subject. That trick of stain- 
 ing the fishes' scales of a delicate pink is quite peculiar to 
 China. When, in addition, I see a Chinese coin hanging 
 from your watch chain, the matter becomes even more 
 simple." 
 
 Mr. Jabez Wilson laughed heavily. " Well, I never ! " 
 said he. " I thought at first that you had done something 
 clever, but I see that there was nothing in it after all." 
 
 " I begin to think, Watson," said Holmes, " that I make 
 a mistake in explaining. ' Omne ignotom pro magnifico,' 
 you know, and my poor little reputation, such as it is, will 
 suffer shipwreck if I am so candid. Can you not find the 
 advertisement, Mr. Wilson ? " 
 
 "Yes, I have got it now," he answered, with his thick, 
 red finger planted halfway down the column. " Here it 
 is. This is what began it all. You just read it for yourself, 
 sir." 
 
 I took the paper from him and read as follows : 
 
 " To THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE : On account of the be- 
 quest of the late Ezekiah Hopkins, of Lebanon, Pa., U. S. A., 
 
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 there is now another vacancy open which entitles a member 
 of the League to a salary of four pounds a week for purely 
 nominal services. All red-headed men who are sound in 
 body and mind and above the age of twenty-one years are 
 eligible. Apply in person on Monday, at eleven o'clock, to 
 Duncan Ross, at the offices of the League, 7 Pope's Court, 
 Fleet Street." 
 
 "What on earth does this mean?" I ejaculated, after I 
 had twice read over the extraordinary announcement. 
 
 Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his chair, as was his 
 habit when in high spirits. " It is a little off the beaten 
 track, isn't it?" said he. "And now, Mr. Wilson, off 
 you go at scratch, and tell us all about yourself, your house- 
 hold, and the effect which this advertisement had upon your 
 fortunes. You will first make a note, doctor, of the paper 
 and the date." 
 
 " It is The Morning Chronicle of April 27, 1890. Just 
 two months ago." 
 
 " Very good. Now, Mr. Wilson." 
 
 " Well, it is just as I have been telling you, Mr. Sher- 
 lock Holmes," said Jabez Wilson, mopping his forehead, 
 " I have a small pawnbroker's business at Saxe-Coburg 
 Square, near the City. It's not a very large affair, and of 
 late years it has not done more than just give me a living. 
 I used to be able to keep two assistants, but now I only 
 keep one; and I would have a job to pay him but that he 
 is willing to come for half wages, so as to learn the busi- 
 ness." 
 
 " What is the name of this obliging youth ? " asked Sher- 
 lock Holmes. 
 
 " His name is Vincent Spaulding, and he's not such a 
 youth either. It's hard to say his age. I should not wish 
 a smarter assistant, Mr. Holmes; and I know very well 
 that he could better himself, and earn twice what I am 
 able to give him. But, after all, if he is satisfied, why 
 should I put ideas in his head ? " 
 
 " Why, indeed ? You seem most fortunate in having 
 
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 an employee who comes under the full market price. It 
 is not a common experience among employers in this age. 
 I don't know that your assistant is not as remarkable as 
 your advertisement." 
 
 " Oh, he has his faults, too," said Mr. Wilson. " Never 
 was such a fellow for photography. Snapping away with 
 a camera when he ought to be improving his mind, and 
 then diving down into the cellar like a rabbit into its hole 
 to develop his pictures. That is his main fault ; but, on the 
 whole, he's a good worker. There's no vice in him." 
 
 " He is still with you, I presume ? " 
 
 "Yes, sir. He and a girl of fourteen, who does a bit 
 of simple cooking, and keeps the place clean that's all 
 I have in the house, for I am a widower, and never had 
 any family. We live very quietly, sir, the three of us ; and 
 we keep a roof over our heads, and pay our debts, if we 
 do nothing more. 
 
 " The first thing that put us out was that advertisement. 
 Spaulding, he came down into the office just this day eight 
 weeks, with this very paper in his hand, and he says : 
 
 " ' I wish to the Lord, Mr. Wilson, that I was a red- 
 headed man/ 
 
 "'Why that?' I asks. 
 
 " ' Why/ says he, ' here's another vacancy on the League 
 of the Red-headed Men. It's worth quite a little fortune 
 to any man who gets it, and I understand that there are 
 more vacancies than there are men, so that the trustees are 
 at their wits' end what to do with the money. If my hair 
 would only change color here's a nice little crib all ready 
 for me to step into.' 
 
 ."'Why, what is it, then?' I asked. You see, Mr. 
 Holmes, I am a very stay-at-home man, and, as my business 
 came to me instead of my having to go to it, I was often 
 weeks on end without putting my foot over the door mat. 
 In that way I didn't know much of what was going on out- 
 side, and I was always glad of a bit of news. 
 
 " ' Have you never heard of the League of the Red- 
 headed Men ? ' he asked, with his eyes open. 
 
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 " ' Never/ 
 
 " ' Why, I wonder at that, for you are eligible yourself 
 for one of the vacancies/ 
 
 " ' And what are they worth ? ' I asked. 
 
 " ' Oh, merely a couple of hundred a year, but the work 
 is slight, and it need not interfere very much with one's 
 other occupations/ 
 
 " Well, you can easily think that that made me prick up 
 my ears, for the business has not been over good for some 
 years, and an extra couple of hundred would have been 
 very handy. 
 
 " ' Tell me all about it/ said I. 
 
 " ' Well/ said he, showing me the advertisement, ' you 
 can see for yourself that the League has a vacancy, and 
 there is the address where you should apply for particu- 
 lars. As far as I can make out, the League was founded 
 by an American millionaire, Ezekiah Hopkins, who was 
 very peculiar in his ways. He was himself red-headed, and 
 he had a great sympathy for all red-headed men ; so, when 
 he died, it was found that he had left his enormous fortune 
 in the hands of trustees, with instructions to apply the in- 
 terest to the providing of easy berths to men whose hair 
 is of that color. From all I hear it is splendid pay, and 
 very little to do/ 
 
 " ' But/ said I, ' there would be millions of red-headed 
 men who would apply/ 
 
 " ' Not so many as you might think/ he answered. ' You 
 see it is really confined to Londoners, and to grown men. 
 This American had started from London when he was 
 young, and he wanted to do the old town a good turn. 
 Then, again, I have heard it is of no use your applying 
 if your hair is light red, or dark red, or anything but real, 
 bright, blazing, fiery red. Now, if you cared to apply, Mr. 
 Wilson, you would just walk in; but perhaps it would 
 hardly be worth your while to put yourself out of the way 
 for the sake of a few hundred pounds/ 
 
 " Now it is a fact, gentlemen, as you may see for your- 
 selves, that my hair is of a very full and rich tint, so that 
 
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 it seemed to me that, if there was to be any competition 
 in the matter, I stood as good a chance as any man that 
 I had ever met. Vincent Spaulding seemed to know so 
 much about it that I thought he might prove useful, so I 
 just ordered him to put up the shutters for the day, and 
 to come right away with me. He was very willing to have 
 a holiday, so we shut the business up, and started off for 
 the address that was given us in the advertisement. 
 
 " I never hope to see such a sight as that again, Mr. 
 Holmes. From north, south, east, and west every man 
 who had a shade of red in his hair had tramped into the 
 City to answer the advertisement. Fleet Street was choked 
 with red-headed folk, and Pope's Court looked like a cos- 
 ter's orange barrow. I should not have thought there were 
 so many in the whole country as were brought together by 
 that single advertisement. Every shade of color they were 
 straw, lemon, orange, brick, Irish setter, liver, clay; but, 
 as Spaulding said, there were not many who had the real 
 vivid flame-colored tint. When I saw how many were wait- 
 ing, I would have given it up in despair; but Spaulding 
 would not hear of it. How he did it I could not imagine, 
 but he pushed and pulled and butted until he got me through 
 the crowd, and right up to the steps which led to the office. 
 There was a double stream upon the stair, some going up 
 in hope, and some coming back dejected; but we wedged 
 in as well as we could, and soon found ourselves in the 
 office." 
 
 " Your experience has been a most entertaining one," 
 remarked Holmes, as his client paused and refreshed his 
 memory with a huge pinch of snuff. " Pray continue your 
 very interesting statement." 
 
 " There was nothing in the office but a couple of wooden 
 chairs and a deal table, behind which sat a small man, with 
 a head that was even redder than mine. He said a few 
 words to each candidate as he came up, and then he always 
 managed to find some fault in them which would disqualify 
 them. Getting a vacancy did not seem to be such a very easy 
 matter after all. However, when our turn came, the little 
 
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 man was much more favorable to me than to any of the 
 others, and he closed the door as we entered, so that he 
 might have a private word with us. 
 
 " ' This is Mr. Jabez Wilson/ said my assistant, ' and he 
 is willing to fill a vacancy in the League/ 
 
 " ' And he is admirably suited for it/ the other answered. 
 ' He has every requirement. I cannot recall when I have 
 seen anything so fine/ He took a step backward, cocked 
 his head on one side, and gazed at my hair until I felt quite 
 bashful. Then suddenly he plunged forward, wrung my 
 hand, and congratulated me warmly on my success. 
 
 " ' It would be injustice to hesitate/ said he. ' You will, 
 however, I am sure, excuse me for taking an obvious pre- 
 caution/ With that he seized my hair in both his hands, 
 and tugged until I yelled with the pain. ' There is water in 
 your eyes/ said he, as he released me. ' I perceive that all 
 is as it should be. But we have to be careful, for we have 
 twice been deceived by wigs and once by paint. I could 
 tell you tales of cobbler's wax which would disgust you 
 with human nature/ He stepped over to the window and 
 shouted through it at the top of his voice that the vacancy 
 was filled. A groan of disappointment came up from below, 
 and the folk all trooped away in different directions, until 
 there was not a red head to be seen except my own and 
 that of the manager. 
 
 " ' My name/ said he, ' is Mr. Duncan Ross, and I am 
 myself one of the pensioners upon the fund left by our 
 noble benefactor. Are you a married man, Mr. Wilson? 
 Have you a family ? ' 
 
 " I answered that I had not. 
 
 " His face fell immediately. 
 
 " ' Dear me ! ' he said, gravely, ' that is very serious in- 
 deed! I am sorry to hear you say that. The fund was, 
 of course, for the propagation and spread of the red heads 
 as well as for their maintenance. It is exceedingly unfor- 
 tunate that you should be a bachelor/ 
 
 " My face lengthened at this, Mr. Holmes, for I thought 
 that I was not to have the vacancy after all; but, after 
 
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 thinking it over for a few minutes, he said that it would 
 be all right. 
 
 " ' In the case of another/ said he, ' the objection might 
 be fatal, but we must stretch a point in favor of a man 
 with such a head of hair as yours. When shall you be able 
 to enter upon your new duties ? ' 
 
 " l Well, it is a little awkward, for I have a business al- 
 ready/ said I. 
 
 " ' Oh, never mind about that, Mr. Wilson ! ' said Vin- 
 cent Spaulding. ' I shall be able to look after that for 
 you/ 
 
 " ' What would be the hours ? ' I asked. 
 
 " ' Ten to two/ 
 
 " Now a pawnbroker's business is mostly done of an 
 evening, Mr. Holmes, especially Thursday and Friday even- 
 ings, which is just before pay day ; so it would suit me very 
 well to earn a little in the mornings. Besides, I knew that 
 my assistant was a good man, and that he would see to 
 anything that turned up. 
 
 " ' That would suit me very well/ said I. ' And the 
 pay?' 
 
 " ' Is four pounds a week/ 
 "And the work?' 
 
 " ' Is purely nominal/ 
 
 " ' What do you call purely nominal ? ' 
 
 " ' Well, you have to be in the office, or at least in the 
 building, the whole time. If you leave, you forfeit your 
 whole position forever. The will is very clear upon that 
 point. You don't comply with the conditions if you budge 
 from the office during that time/ 
 
 : ' It's only four hours a day, and I should not think of 
 leaving/ said I. 
 
 : ' No excuse will avail/ said Mr. Duncan Ross, ' neither 
 sickness, nor business, nor anything else. There you must 
 stay, or you lose your billet/ 
 
 "'And the work?' 
 
 " ' Is to copy out the " Encyclopaedia Britannica." There 
 is the first volume of it in that press. You must find your 
 
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 own ink, pens, and blotting paper, but we provide this table 
 and chair. Will you be ready to-morrow ? ' 
 
 " ' Certainly/ I answered. 
 
 " ' Then, good-by, Mr. Jabez Wilson, and let me con- 
 gratulate you once more on the important position which 
 you have been fortunate enough to gain.' He bowed me 
 out of the room, and I went home with my assistant hardly 
 knowing what to say or do, I was so pleased at my own 
 good fortune. 
 
 " Well, I thought over the matter all day, and by even- 
 ing I was in low spirits again; for I had quite persuaded 
 myself that the whole affair must be some great hoax or 
 fraud, though what its object might be I could not imagine. 
 It seemed altogether past belief that anyone could make 
 such a will, or that they would pay such a sum for doing 
 anything so simple as copying out the ' Encyclopaedia Bri- 
 tannica.' Vincent Spaulding did what he could to cheer 
 me up, but by bed time I had reasoned myself out of the 
 whole thing. However, in the morning I determined to 
 have a look at it anyhow, so I bought a penny bottle of ink, 
 and with a quill pen and seven sheets of foolscap paper I 
 started off for Pope's Court. 
 
 " Well, to my surprise and delight everything was as right 
 as possible. The table was set out ready for me, and Mr. 
 Duncan Ross was there to see that I got fairly to work. 
 He started me off upon the letter A, and then he left me; 
 but he would drop in from time to time to see that all was 
 right with me. At two o'clock he bade me good-day, com- 
 plimented me upon the amount that I had written, and 
 locked the door of the office after me. 
 
 " This went on day after day, Mr. Holmes, and on Sat- 
 urday the manager came in and planked down four golden 
 sovereigns for my week's work. It was the same next week, 
 and the same the week after. Every morning I was there 
 at ten, and every afternoon I left at two. By degrees Mr. 
 Duncan Ross took to coming in only once of a morning, 
 and then, after a time, he did not come in at all. Still, of 
 course, I never dared to leave the room for an instant, for 
 
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 I was not sure when he might come, and the billet was such 
 a good one, and suited me so well, that I would not risk 
 the loss of it. 
 
 " Eight weeks passed away like this, and I had written 
 about Abbots, and Archery, and Armor, and Architecture, 
 and Attica, and hoped with diligence that I might get on 
 to the Bs before very long. It cost me something in fools- 
 cap, and I had pretty nearly rilled a shelf with my writings. 
 And then suddenly the whole business came to an end." 
 
 "To an end?" 
 
 " Yes, sir. And no later than this morning. I went to 
 my work as usual at ten o'clock, but the door was shut 
 and locked, with a little square of cardboard hammered onto 
 the middle of the panel with a tack. Here it is, and you 
 can read for yourself." 
 
 He held up a piece of white cardboard, about the size of 
 a sheet of note paper. It read in this fashion : 
 
 "THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE is DISSOLVED. 
 Oct. 9, 1890." 
 
 Sherlock Holmes and I surveyed this curt announcement 
 and the rueful face behind it, until the comical side of the 
 affair so completely overtopped every consideration that we 
 both burst out into a roar of laughter. 
 
 " I cannot see that there is anything very funny," cried 
 our client, flushing up to the roots of his flaming head. 
 "If you can do nothing better than laugh at me, I can go 
 elsewhere." 
 
 " No, no," cried Holmes, shoving him back into the chair 
 from which he had half risen. " I really wouldn't miss 
 your case for the world. It is most refreshingly unusual. 
 But there is, if you will excuse my saying so, something 
 just a little funny about it. Pray what steps did you take 
 when you found the card upon the door ? " 
 
 " I was staggered, sir. I did not know what to do. Then 
 I called at the offices round, but none of them seemed to 
 know anything about it. Finally, I went to the landlord, 
 
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 who is an accountant living on the ground floor, and I asked 
 him if he could tell me what had become of the Red-headed 
 League. He said that he had never heard of any such 
 body. Then I asked him who Mr. Duncan Ross was. He 
 answered that the name was new to him. 
 
 " ' Well/ said I, ' the gentleman at No. 4.' 
 
 " ' What, the red-headed man? ' 
 
 " ' Yes/ 
 
 " ' Oh/ said he, ' his name was William Morris. He was 
 a solicitor, and was using my room as a temporary con- 
 venience until his new premises were ready. He moved out 
 yesterday/ 
 
 "' Where could I find him?' 
 
 " ' Oh, at his new offices. He did tell me the address. 
 Yes, 17 King Edward Street, near St. Paul's/ 
 
 " I started off, Mr. Holmes, but when I got to that ad- 
 dress it was a manufactory of artificial knee-caps, and no 
 one in it had ever heard of either Mr. William Morris or 
 Mr. Duncan Ross." 
 
 " And what did you do then ? " asked Holmes. 
 
 " I went home to Saxe-Coburg Square, and I took the 
 advice of my assistant. But he could not help me in any 
 way. He could only say that if I waited I should hear by 
 post. But that was not quite good enough, Mr. Holmes. 
 I did not wish to lose such a place without a struggle, so, 
 as I had heard that you were good enough to give advice 
 to poor folk who were in need of it, I came right away to 
 you." 
 
 " And you did very wisely/' said Holmes. " Your case 
 is an exceedingly remarkable one, and I shall be happy 
 to look into it. From what you have told me I think that 
 it is possible that graver issues hang from it than might 
 at first sight appear." 
 
 " Grave enough ! " said Mr. Jabez Wilson. " Why, I 
 have lost four pound a week." 
 
 " As far as you are personally concerned," remarked 
 Holmes, " I do not see that you have any grievance against 
 this extraordinary league. On the contrary, you are, as I 
 
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 understand, richer by some thirty pounds, to say nothing 
 of the minute knowledge which you have gained on every 
 subject which comes under the letter A. You have lost 
 nothing by them." 
 
 " No, sir. But I want to find out about them, and who 
 they are, and what their object was in playing this prank 
 if it was a prank upon me. It was a pretty expensive 
 joke for them, for it cost them two-and-thirty pounds." 
 
 " We shall endeavor to clear up these points for you. 
 And, first, one or two questions, Mr. Wilson. This assist- 
 ant of yours who first called your attention to the adver- 
 tisement how long had he been with you ? " 
 
 " About a month then." 
 
 "How did he come?" 
 
 " In answer to an advertisement." 
 
 "Was he the only applicant?" 
 
 " No, I had a dozen." 
 
 " Why did you pick him ? " 
 
 " Because he was handy and would come cheap." 
 
 " At half wages, in fact." 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 "What is he like, this Vincent Spaulding?" 
 
 " Small, stout-built, very quick in his ways, no hair on 
 his face, though he's not short of thirty. Has a white 
 splash of acid upon his forehead." 
 
 Holmes sat up in his chair in considerable excitement. 
 " I thought as much," said he. " Have you ever observed 
 that his ears are pierced for earrings ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir. He told me that a gypsy had done it for 
 him when he was a lad." 
 
 " Hum ! " said Holmes, sinking back in deep thought. 
 " He is still with you ? " 
 
 " Oh, yes, sir; I have only just left him." 
 
 " And has your business been attended to in your ab- 
 sence?" 
 
 " Nothing to complain of, sir. There's never very much 
 to do of a morning." 
 
 "That will do, Mr. Wilson. I shall be happy to give 
 
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 you an opinion upon the subject in the course of a day 
 or two. To-day is Saturday, and I hope that *by ^VJEgiiday 
 we may come to a conclusion." ^ v ^ : ' : - 
 
 " Well, Watson," said Holmes, when our vijsitcpr bad left- 
 us, " what do you make of it all ? " 
 
 " I make nothing of it," I answered frankly. " It is a 
 most mysterious business." 
 
 " As a rule," said Holmes, " the more bizarre a thing is 
 the less mysterious it proves to be. It is your common- 
 place, featureless crimes which are really puzzling, just as 
 a commonplace face is the most difficult to identify. But 
 I must be prompt over this matter." 
 
 " What are you going to do, then ? " I asked. 
 
 " To smoke," he answered. " It is quite a three-pipe 
 problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty 
 minutes." He curled himself up in his chair, with his thin 
 knees drawn up to his hawklike nose, and there he sat 
 with his eyes closed and his black clay pipe thrusting out 
 like the bill of some strange bird. I had come to the 
 conclusion that he had dropped asleep, and indeed was 
 nodding myself, when he suddenly sprang out of his chair 
 with the gesture of a man who has made up his mind, 
 and put his pipe down upon the mantelpiece. 
 
 " Sarasate plays at St. James's Hall this afternoon," he 
 remarked. " What do you think, Watson ? Could your 
 patients spare you for a few hours ? " 
 
 " I have nothing to do to-day. My practice is never 
 very absorbing." 
 
 " Then put on your hat and come. I am going through 
 the City first, and we can have some lunch on the way. 
 I observe that there is a good deal of German music on 
 the programme, which is rather more to my taste than 
 Italian or French. It is introspective, and I want to in- 
 trospect. Come along ! " 
 
 We traveled by the Underground as far as Aldersgate; 
 and a short walk took us to Saxe-Coburg Square, the scene 
 of the singular story which we had listened to in the morn- 
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 four lines of dingy, two-storied brick houses looked out 
 inta 3 small -railed-in inclosure, where a lawn of weedy 
 grass, arid a'-few clumps of faded laurel bushes made a hard 
 figfet 4 against a" smoke-laden and uncongenial atmosphere. 
 Three gilt bails- and a brown board with JABEZ WILSON in 
 white letters, upon a corner house, announced the place 
 where our red-headed client carried on his business. Sher- 
 lock Holmes stopped in front of it with his head on one 
 side, and looked it all over, with his eyes shining brightly 
 between puckered lids. Then he walked slowly up the 
 street, and then down again to the corner, still looking 
 keenly at the houses. Finally he returned to the pawn- 
 broker's and, having thumped vigorously upon the pave- 
 ment with his stick two or three times, he went up to the 
 door and knocked. It was instantly opened by a bright- 
 looking, clean-shaven young fellow, who asked him to 
 step in. 
 
 " Thank you," said Holmes, " I only wished to ask you 
 how you would go from here to the Strand." 
 
 " Third right, fourth left," answered the assistant, 
 promptly, closing the door. 
 
 " Smart fellow, that," observed Holmes as we walked 
 away. " He is, in my judgment, the fourth smartest man 
 in London, and for daring I am not sure that he has not 
 a claim to be third. I have known something of him be- 
 fore." 
 
 " Evidently," said I, " Mr. Wilson's assistant counts for 
 a good deal in this mystery of the Red-headed League. I 
 am sure that you inquired your way merely in order that 
 you might see him." 
 
 " Not him." 
 
 "What then?" 
 
 " The knees of his trousers." 
 
 " And what did you see ? " 
 
 " What I expected to see." 
 
 " Why did you beat the pavement ? " 
 
 " My dear doctor, this is a time for observation, not for 
 talk. We are spies in an enemy's country. We know 
 
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 something of Saxe-Coburg Square. Let us now explore 
 the parts which lie behind it." 
 
 The road in which we found ourselves as we turned 
 round the corner from the retired Saxe-Coburg Square 
 presented as great a contrast to it as the front of a picture 
 does to the back. It was one of the main arteries which 
 convey the traffic of the City to the north and west. The 
 roadway was blocked with the immense stream of com- 
 merce flowing in a double tide inward and outward, while 
 the footpaths were black with the hurrying swarm of 
 pedestrians. It was difficult to realize, as we looked at the 
 line of fine shops and stately business premises, that they 
 really abutted on the other side upon the faded and stag- 
 nant square which we had just quitted. 
 
 " Let me see," said Holmes, standing at the corner, and 
 glancing along the line, " I should like just to remember 
 the order of the houses here. It is a hobby of mine to 
 have an exact knowledge of London. There is Morti- 
 mer's, the tobacconist; the little newspaper shop, the 
 Coburg branch of the City and Suburban Bank, the 
 Vegetarian Restaurant, and McFarlane's carriage-building 
 depot. That carries us right on to the other block. And 
 now, doctor, we've done our work, so it's time we had 
 some play. A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then 
 off to violin-land, where all is sweetness, and delicacy, and 
 harmony, and there are no red-headed clients to vex us 
 with their conundrums." 
 
 My friend was an enthusiastic musician, being himself 
 not only a very capable performer, but a composer of no 
 ordinary merit. All the afternoon he sat in the stalls 
 wrapped in the most perfect happiness, gently waving his 
 long thin fingers in time to the music, while his gently 
 smiling face and his languid, dreamy eyes were as unlike 
 those of Holmes the sleuth-hound, Holmes the relentless, 
 keen-witted, ready-handed criminal agent, as it was pos- 
 sible to conceive. In his singular character the dual na- 
 ture alternately asserted itself, and his extreme exactness 
 and astuteness represented, as I have often thought, the 
 
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 reaction against the poetic and contemplative mood which 
 occasionally predominated in him. The swing of his na- 
 ture took him from extreme languor to devouring energy ; 
 and, as I knew well, he was never so truly formidable as 
 when, for days on end, he had been lounging in his arm- 
 chair amid his improvisations and his black-letter editions. 
 Then it was that the lust of the chase would suddenly 
 come upon him, and that his brilliant reasoning power 
 would rise to the level of intuition, until those who were 
 unacquainted with his methods would look askance at him 
 as on a man whose knowledge was not that of other mor- 
 tals. When I saw him that afternoon so enwrapped in the 
 music at St. James's Hall, I felt that an evil time might 
 be coming upon those whom he had set himself to hunt 
 down. 
 
 " You want to go home, no doubt, doctor," he remarked, 
 as we emerged. 
 
 " Yes, it would be as well." 
 
 " And I have some business to do which will take some 
 hours. This business at Saxe-Coburg Square is serious." 
 
 "Why serious?" 
 
 " A considerable crime is in contemplation. I have every 
 reason to believe that we shall be in time to stop it. But 
 to-day being Saturday rather complicates matters. I shall 
 want your help to-night." 
 
 "At what time?" 
 
 " Ten will be early enough." 
 
 " I shall be at Baker Street at ten." 
 
 " Very well. And, I say, doctor ! there may be some 
 little danger, so kindly put your army revolver in your 
 pocket." He waved his hand, turned on his heel, and dis- 
 appeared in an instant among the crowd. 
 
 I trust that I am not more dense than my neighbors, 
 but I was always oppressed with a sense of my own stu- 
 pidity in my dealings with Sherlock Holmes. Here I had 
 heard what he had heard, I had seen what he had seen, 
 and yet from his words it was evident that he saw clearly 
 not only what had happened, but what was about to hap- 
 
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 pen, while to me the whole business was still confused and 
 grotesque. As I drove home to my house in Kensington 
 I thought over it all, from the extraordinary story of the 
 red-headed copier of the " Encyclopaedia " down to the 
 visit to Saxe-Coburg Square, and the ominous words with 
 which he had parted from me. What was this nocturnal 
 expedition, and why should I go armed ? Where were we 
 going, and what were we to do? I had the hint from 
 Holmes that this smooth-faced pawnbroker's assistant was 
 a formidable man a man who might play a deep game. 
 I tried to puzzle it out, but gave it up in despair, and 
 set the matter aside until night should bring an explana- 
 tion. 
 
 It was a quarter-past nine when I started from home and 
 made my way across the Park, and so through Oxford 
 Street to Baker Street. Two hansoms were standing at 
 the door, and, as I entered the passage, I heard the sound 
 of voices from above. On entering his room, I found 
 Holmes in animated conversation with two men, one of 
 whom I recognized as Peter Jones, the official police 
 agent; while the other was a long, thin, sad-faced man, 
 with a very shiny hat and oppressively respectable frock 
 coat. 
 
 " Ha ! our party is complete," said Holmes, buttoning 
 up his pea-jacket, and taking his heavy hunting crop from 
 the rack. " Watson, I think you know Mr. Jones, of Scot- 
 land Yard? Let me introduce you to Mr. Merry weather, 
 who is to be our companion in to-night's adventure." 
 
 " We're hunting in couples again, doctor, you see," said 
 Jones, in his consequential way. " Our friend here is a 
 wonderful man for starting a chase. All he wants is an 
 old dog to help him do the running down." 
 
 " I hope a wild goose may not prove to be the end of 
 our chase," observed Mr. Merryweather gloomily. 
 
 " You may place considerable confidence in Mr. Holmes, 
 sir," said the police agent loftily. " He has his own little 
 methods, which are, if he won't mind my saying so, just a 
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 of a detective in him. It is not too much to say that once 
 or twice, as in that business of the Sholto murder and the 
 Agra treasure, he has been more nearly correct than the 
 official force." 
 
 " Oh, if you say so, Mr. Jones, it is all right ! " said 
 the stranger, with deference. " Still, I confess that I miss 
 my rubber. It is the first Saturday night for seven-and- 
 twenty years that I have not had my rubber." 
 
 " I think you will find," said Sherlock Holmes, " that you 
 will play for a higher stake to-night than you have ever 
 done yet, and that the play will be more exciting. For 
 you, Mr. Merryweather, the stake will be some thirty 
 thousand pounds; and for you, Jones, it will be the man 
 upon whom you wish to lay your hands." 
 
 " John Clay, the murderer, thief, smasher, and forger. 
 He's a young man, Mr. Merryweather, but he is at the 
 head of his profession, and I would rather have my brace- 
 lets on him than on any criminal in London. He's a re- 
 markable man, is young John Clay. His grandfather was 
 a Royal Duke, and he himself has been to Eton and Ox- 
 ford. His brain is as cunning as his fingers, and though 
 we meet signs of him at every turn, we never know where 
 to find the man himself. He'll crack a crib in Scotland one 
 week, and be raising money to build an orphanage in Corn- 
 wall the next. I've been on his track for years, and have 
 never set eyes on him yet." 
 
 " I hope that I may have the pleasure of introducing 
 you to-night. I've had one or two little turns also with 
 Mr. John Clay, and I agree with you that he is at the 
 head of his profession. It is past ten, however, and quite 
 time that we started. If you two will take the first han- 
 som, Watson and I will follow in the second." 
 
 Sherlock Holmes was not very communicative during 
 the long drive, and lay back in the cab humming the tunes 
 which he had heard in the afternoon. We rattled through 
 an endless labyrinth of gaslit streets until we emerged 
 into Farringdon Street. 
 
 " We are close there now," my friend remarked. " This 
 
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 fellow Merryweather is a bank director and personally in- 
 terested in the matter. I thought it as well to have Jones 
 with us also. He is not a bad fellow, though an absolute 
 imbecile in his profession. He has one positive virtue. 
 He is as brave as a bulldog, and as tenacious as a lobster 
 if he gets his claws upon anyone. Here we are, and they 
 are waiting for us." 
 
 We had reached the same crowded thoroughfare in 
 which we had found ourselves in the morning. Our cabs 
 were dismissed, and following the guidance of Mr. Merry- 
 weather, we passed down a narrow passage, and through 
 a side door which he opened for us. Within there was a 
 small corridor, which ended in a very massive iron gate. 
 This also was opened, and led down a flight of winding 
 stone steps, which terminated at another formidable gate. 
 Mr. Merryweather stopped to light a lantern, and then 
 conducted us down a dark, earth-smelling passage, and 
 so, after opening a third door, into a huge vault or cellar, 
 which was piled all round with crates and massive boxes. 
 
 " You are not very vulnerable from above," Holmes re- 
 marked, as he held up the lantern and gazed about him. 
 
 " Nor from below," said Mr. Merryweather, striking his 
 stick upon the flags which lined the floor. " Why, dear 
 me, it sounds quite hollow ! " he remarked, looking up in 
 surprise. 
 
 " I must really ask you to be a little more quiet," said 
 Holmes severely. " You have already imperiled the whole 
 success of our expedition. Might I beg that you would 
 have the goodness to sit down upon one of those boxes, 
 and not to interfere ? " 
 
 The solemn Mr. Merryweather perched himself upon a 
 crate, with a very injured expression upon his face, while 
 Holmes fell upon his knees upon the floor, and, with the 
 lantern and a magnifying lens, began to examine minutely 
 the cracks between the stones. A few seconds sufficed to 
 satisfy him, for he sprang to his feet again, and put his 
 glass in his pocket. 
 
 " We have at least an hour before us," he remarked, " for 
 
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 they can hardly take any steps until the good pawnbroker 
 is safely in bed. Then they will not lose a minute, for the 
 sooner they do their work the longer time they will have 
 for their escape. We are at present, doctor as no doubt 
 you have divined in the cellar of the City branch of one 
 of the principal London banks. Mr. Merryweather is the 
 chairman of directors, and he will explain to you that there 
 are reasons why the more daring criminals of London 
 should take a considerable interest in this cellar at present." 
 
 " It is our French gold," whispered the director. " We 
 have had several warnings that an attempt might be made 
 upon it." 
 
 "Your French gold?" 
 
 " Yes. We had occasion some months ago to strengthen 
 our resources, and borrowed, for that purpose, thirty thou- 
 sand napoleons from the Bank of France. It has become 
 known that we have never had occasion to unpack the 
 money, and that it is still lying in our cellar. The crate 
 upon which I sit contains two thousand napoleons packed 
 between layers of lead foil. Our reserve of bullion is much 
 larger at present than is usually kept in a single branch 
 office, and the directors have had misgivings upon the sub- 
 ject." 
 
 "Which were very well justified," observed Holmes. 
 " And now it is time that we arranged our little plans. 
 I expect that within an hour matters will come to a head. 
 In the meantime, Mr. Merryweather, we must put the 
 screen over that dark lantern." 
 
 "And sit in the dark?" 
 
 " I am afraid so. I had brought a pack of cards in my 
 pocket, and I thought that, as we were a partie carree, you 
 might have your rubber after all. But I see that the 
 enemy's preparations have gone so far that we cannot risk 
 the presence of a light. And, first of all, we must choose 
 our positions. These are daring men, and, though we 
 shall take them at a disadvantage, they may do us some 
 harm, unless we are careful. I shall stand behind this 
 crate, and do you conceal yourself behind those. Then, 
 
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 when I flash a light upon them, close in swiftly. If they 
 fire, Watson, have no compunction about shooting them 
 down." 
 
 I placed my revolver, cocked, upon the top of the 
 wooden case behind which I crouched. Holmes shot the 
 slide across the front of his lantern, and left us in pitch 
 darkness such an absolute darkness as I have never be- 
 fore experienced. The smell of hot metal remained to 
 assure us that the light was still there, ready to flash out 
 at a moment's notice. To me, with my nerves worked up 
 to a pitch of expectancy, there was something depressing 
 and subduing in the sudden gloom, and in the cold, dank 
 air of the vault. 
 
 " They have but one retreat," whispered Holmes. " That 
 is back through the house into Saxe-Coburg Square. I 
 hope that you have done what I asked you, Jones ? " 
 
 " I have an inspector and two officers waiting at the 
 front door." 
 
 " Then we have stopped all the holes. And now we 
 must be silent and wait." 
 
 What a time it seemed! From comparing notes after- 
 wards, it was but an hour and a quarter, yet it appeared to 
 me that the night must have almost gone, and the dawn 
 be breaking above us. My limbs were weary and stiff, for 
 I feared to change my position, yet my nerves were worked 
 up to the highest pitch of tension, and my hearing was 
 so acute that I could not only hear the gentle breathing 
 of my companions, but I could distinguish the deeper, 
 heavier inbreath of the bulky Jones from the thin, sighing 
 note of the bank director. From my position I could look 
 over the case in the direction of the floor. Suddenly my 
 eyes caught the glint of a light. 
 
 At first it was but a lurid spark upon the stone pave- 
 ment. Then it lengthened out until it became a yellow 
 line, and then, without any warning or sound, a gash 
 seemed to open and a hand appeared, a white, almost 
 womanly hand, which felt about in the center of the little 
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 writhing fingers, protruded out of the floor. Then it was 
 withdrawn as suddenly as it appeared, and all was dark 
 again save the single lurid spark, which marked a chink 
 between the stones. 
 
 Its disappearance, however, was but momentary. With 
 a rending, tearing sound, one of the broad white stones 
 turned over upon its side, and left a square, gaping hole, 
 through which streamed the light of a lantern. Over the 
 edge there peeped a clean-cut, boyish face, which looked 
 keenly about it, and then, with a hand on either side of 
 the aperture, drew itself shoulder-high and waist-high, 
 until one knee rested upon the edge. In another instant 
 he stood at the side of the hole, and was hauling after him 
 a companion, lithe and small like himself, with a pale face 
 and a shock of very red hair. 
 
 " It's all clear," he whispered. " Have you the chisel 
 and the bags ? Great Scott ! Jump, Archie, jump, and I'll 
 swing for it ! " 
 
 Sherlock Holmes had sprung out and seized the intruder 
 by the collar. The other dived down the hole, and I heard 
 the sound of rending cloth as Jones clutched at his skirts. 
 The light flashed upon the barrel of a revolver, but 
 Holmes's hunting crop came down on the man's wrist, and 
 the pistol clinked upon the stone floor. 
 
 " It's no use, John Clay," said Holmes blandly, " you 
 have no chance at all." 
 
 " So I see," the other answered, with the utmost cool- 
 ness. " I fancy that my pal is all right, though I see you 
 have got his coat-tails." 
 
 " There are three men waiting for him at the door," said 
 Holmes. 
 
 " Oh, indeed. You seem to have done the thing very 
 completely. I must compliment you." 
 
 " And I you," Holmes answered. " Your red-headed 
 idea was very new and effective." 
 
 " You'll see your pal again presently," said Jones. " He's 
 quicker at climbing down holes than I am. Just hold out 
 while I fix the derbies." 
 
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 " I beg that you will not touch me with your filthy 
 hands/' remarked our prisoner, as the handcuffs clattered 
 upon his wrists. " You may not be aware that I have royal 
 blood in my veins. Have the goodness also, when you ad- 
 dress me, always to say * sir ' and ' please.' '' 
 
 " All right," said Jones, with a stare and a snigger. 
 " Well, would you please, sir, march upstairs where 
 we can get a cab to carry your highness to the police 
 station?" 
 
 " That is better," said John Clay serenely. He made a 
 sweeping bow to the three of us, and walked quietly off 
 in the custody of the detective. 
 
 " Really, Mr. Holmes," said Mr. Merryweather, as we 
 followed them from the cellar, " I do not know how the 
 bank can thank you or repay you. There is no doubt that 
 you have detected and defeated in the most complete man- 
 ner one of the most determined attempts at bank robbery 
 that have ever come within my experience." 
 
 " I have had one or two little scores of my own to settle 
 with Mr. John Clay," said Holmes. " I have been at some 
 small expense over this matter, which I shall expect the 
 bank to refund, but beyond that I am amply repaid by 
 having had an experience which is in many ways unique, 
 and by hearing the very remarkable narrative of the Red- 
 headed League." 
 
 " You see, Watson," he explained, in the early hours of 
 the morning, as we sat over a glass of whisky and soda in 
 Baker Street, " it was perfectly obvious from the first that 
 the only possible object of this rather fantastic business of 
 the advertisement of the League, and the copying of the 
 ' Encyclopaedia,' must be to get this not over-bright pawn- 
 broker out of the way for a number of hours every day. 
 It was a curious way of managing it, but really it would 
 be difficult to suggest a better. The method was no doubt 
 suggested to Clay's ingenious mind by the color of his ac- 
 complice's hair. The four pounds a week was a lure which 
 must draw him, and what was it to them, who were play- 
 
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 ing for thousands? They put in the advertisement, one 
 rogue has the temporary office, the other rogue incites the 
 man to apply for it, and together they manage to secure 
 his absence every morning in the week. From the time 
 that I heard of the assistant having come for half wages, 
 it was obvious to me that he had some strong motive for 
 securing the situation." 
 
 " But how could you guess what the motive was ? " 
 " Had there been women in the house, I should have 
 suspected a mere vulgar intrigue. That, however, was out 
 of the question. The man's business was a small one, and 
 there was nothing in his house which could account for 
 such elaborate preparations, and such an expenditure as 
 they were at. It must then be something out of the house. 
 What could it be? I thought of the assistant's fondness 
 for photography, and his trick of vanishing into the cellar. 
 The cellar ! There was the end of this tangled clew. Then 
 I made inquiries as to this mysterious assistant, and found 
 that I had to deal with one of the coolest and most dar- 
 ing criminals in London. He was doing something in the 
 cellar something which took many hours a day for 
 months on end. What could it be, once more? I could 
 think of nothing save that he was running a tunnel to some 
 other building. 
 
 " So far I had got when we went to visit the scene of 
 action. I surprised you by beating upon the pavement 
 with my stick. I was ascertaining whether the cellar 
 stretched out in front or behind. It was not in front. Then 
 I rang the bell, and, as I hoped, the assistant answered 
 it. We have had some skirmishes, but we had never set 
 eyes upon each other before. I hardly looked at his face. 
 His knees were what I wished to see. You must yourself 
 have remarked how worn, wrinkled, and stained they were. 
 They spoke of those hours of burrowing. The only re- 
 maining point was what they were burrowing for. I walked 
 round the corner, saw that the City and Suburban Bank 
 abutted on our friend's premises, and felt that I had solved 
 my problem. When you drove home after the concert I 
 
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 called upon Scotland Yard, and upon the chairman of the 
 bank directors, with the result that you have seen." 
 
 "And how could you tell that they would make their 
 attempt to-night ? " I asked. 
 
 " Well, when they closed their League offices that was 
 a sign that they cared no longer about Mr. Jabez Wilson's 
 presence; in other words, that they had completed their 
 tunnel. But it was essential that they should use it soon, 
 as it might be discovered, or the bullion might be removed. 
 Saturday would suit them better than any other day, as 
 it would give them two days for their escape. For all these 
 reasons I expected them to come to-night." 
 
 " You reasoned it out beautifully," I exclaimed, in un- 
 feigned admiration. " It is so long a chain, and yet every 
 link rings true." 
 
 " It saved me from ennui," he answered, yawning. 
 " Alas ! I already feel it closing in upon me. My life is 
 spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces 
 of existence. These little problems help me to do so." 
 
 " And you are a benefactor of the race," said I. He 
 shrugged his shoulders. " Well, perhaps, after all, it is of 
 some little use," he remarked. " ' L'homme c'est rien 
 1'oeuvre c'est tout/ as Gustave Flaubert wrote to Georges 
 Sands." 
 
Egerton Castle 
 The Baron's Quarry 
 
 "QH, no, I assure you, you are not boring Mr. Marsh- 
 field," said this personage himself in his gentle voice 
 that curious voice that could flow on for hours, promul- 
 gating profound and startling theories on every department 
 of human knowledge or conducting paradoxical arguments 
 without a single inflection or pause of hesitation. " I am, 
 on the contrary, much interested in your hunting talk. To 
 paraphrase a well-worn quotation somewhat widely, nihil 
 humanum a me alienum est. Even hunting stories may have 
 their point of biological interest ; the philologist sometimes 
 pricks his ear to the jargon of the chase ; moreover, I am 
 not incapable of appreciating the subject matter itself. This 
 seems to excite some derision. I admit I am not much of 
 a sportsman to look at, nor, indeed, by instinct, yet I have 
 had some out-of-the-way experiences in that line gener- 
 ally when intent on other pursuits. I doubt, for instance, if 
 even you, Major Travers, notwithstanding your well-known 
 exploits against man and beast, notwithstanding that doubt- 
 ful smile of yours, could match the strangeness of a certain 
 hunting adventure in which I played an important part." 
 
 The speaker's small, deep-set, black eyes, that never 
 warmed to anything more human than a purely speculative 
 scientific interest in his surroundings, here wandered round 
 the skeptical yet expectant circle with bland amusement. 
 He stretched out his bloodless fingers for another of his 
 host's superfine cigars and proceeded, with only such in- 
 terruptions as were occasioned by the lighting and careful 
 smoking of the latter. 
 
 " I was returning home after my prolonged stay in Pe- 
 tersburg, intending to linger on my way and test with mine 
 
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 own ears certain among the many dialects of Eastern Eu- 
 rope anent which there is a symmetrical little cluster of 
 philological knotty points it is my modest intention one 
 day to unravel. However, that is neither here nor there. 
 On the road to Hungary I bethought myself opportunely 
 of proving the once pressingly offered hospitality of the 
 Baron Kossowski. 
 
 " You may have met the man, Major Travers ; he was 
 a tremendous sportsman, if you like. I first came across 
 him at McNeil's place in remote Ireland. Now, being in 
 Bukowina, within measurable distance of his Carpathian 
 abode, and curious to see a Polish lord at home, I remem- 
 bered his invitation. It was already of long standing, but 
 it had been warm, born in fact of a sudden fit of enthusiasm 
 for me " here a half-mocking smile quivered an instant 
 under the speaker's black mustache "which, as it was 
 characteristic, I may as well tell you about. 
 
 " It was on the day of, or, rather, to be accurate, on the 
 day after my arrival, toward the small hours of the morn- 
 ing, in the smoking room at Rathdrum. Our host was 
 peacefully snoring over his empty pipe and his seventh 
 glass of whisky, also empty. The rest of the men had 
 slunk off to bed. The baron, who all unknown to himself 
 had been a subject of most interesting observation to me 
 the whole evening, being now practically alone with me, 
 condescended to turn an eye, as wide awake as a fox's, 
 albeit slightly bloodshot, upon the contemptible white-faced 
 person who had preferred spending the raw hours over his 
 papers, within the radius of a glorious fire's warmth, to 
 creeping slyly over treacherous quagmires in the pursuit 
 of timid bog creatures (snipe shooting had been the order 
 of the day) the baron, I say, became aware of my exist- 
 ence and entered into conversation with me. 
 
 " He would no doubt have been much surprised could 
 he have known that he was already mapped out, crani- 
 ologically and physiognomically, catalogued with care and 
 neatly laid by in his proper ethnological box, in my private 
 type museum; that, as I sat and examined him from my 
 
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 different coigns of vantage in library, in dining and smoking 
 room that evening, not a look of his, not a gesture went 
 forth but had significance for me. 
 
 " You, I had thought, with your broad shoulders and 
 deep chest ; your massive head that should have gone with 
 a tall stature, not with those short sturdy limbs ; with your 
 thick red hair, that should have been black for that matter, 
 as should your wide-set yellow eyes you would be a real 
 puzzle to one who did not recognize in you equal mixtures 
 of the fair, stalwart and muscular Slav with the bilious- 
 sanguine, thick-set, wiry Turanian. Your pedigree would 
 no doubt bear me out : there is as much of the Magyar as 
 of the Pole in your anatomy. Athlete, and yet a tangle of 
 nerves; a ferocious brute at bottom, I dare say, for your 
 broad forehead inclines to flatness; under your bristling 
 beard your jaw must protrude, and the base of your skull 
 is ominously thick. And, with all that, capable of ideal 
 transports : when that girl played and sang to-night I saw 
 the swelling of your eyelid veins, and how that small, 
 tenacious, claw-like hand of yours twitched! You would 
 be a fine leader of men but God help the wretches in your 
 power ! 
 
 " So had I mused upon him. Yet I confess that when we 
 came in closer contact with each other, even I was not 
 proof against the singular courtesy of his manner and his 
 unaccountable personal charm. 
 
 " Our conversation soon grew interesting ; to me as a 
 matter of course, and evidently to him also. A few general 
 words led to interchange of remarks upon the country we 
 were both visitors in and so to national characteristics 
 Pole and Irishman have not a few in common, both in their 
 nature and history. An observation which he made, not 
 without a certain flash in his light eyes and a transient 
 uncovering of the teeth, on the Irish type of female beauty 
 suddenly suggested to me a stanza of an ancient Polish 
 ballad, very full of milk-and-blood imagery, of alternating 
 ferocity and voluptuousness. This I quoted to the as- 
 tounded foreigner in the vernacular, and this it was that 
 
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 metamorphosed his mere perfection of civility into sudden 
 warmth, and, in fact, procured me the invitation in ques- 
 tion. 
 
 " When I left Rathdrum the baron's last words to me 
 were that if I ever thought of visiting his country other- 
 wise than in books, he held me bound to make Yany, his 
 Galician seat, my headquarters of study. 
 
 " From Czernowicz, therefore, where I stopped some 
 time, I wrote, received in due time a few lines of prettily 
 worded reply, and ultimately entered my sled in the nearest 
 town to, yet at a most forbidding distance from, Yany, and 
 started on my journey thither. 
 
 " The undertaking meant many long hours of undula- 
 tion and skidding over the November snow, to the som- 
 niferous bell jangle of my dirty little horses, the only im- 
 pression of interest being a weird gypsy concert I came in 
 for at a miserable drinking-booth half buried in the snow 
 where we halted for the refreshment of man and beast. 
 Here, I remember, I discovered a very definite connection 
 between the characteristic run of the tsimbol, the peculiar 
 bite of the Zigeuner's bow on his fiddle-string, and some 
 distinctive points of Turanian tongues. In other countries, 
 in Spain, for instance, your gypsy speaks differently on his 
 instrument. But, oddly enough, when I later attempted to 
 put this observation on paper I could find no word to ex- 
 press it." 
 
 A few of our company evinced signs of sleepiness, but 
 most of us who knew Marshfield, and that he could, un- 
 less he had something novel to say, be as silent and retiring 
 as he now evinced signs of being copious, awaited further 
 developments with patience. He has his own deliberate 
 way of speaking, which he evidently enjoys greatly, though 
 it be occasionally trying to his listeners. 
 
 " On the afternoon of my second day's drive, the snow, 
 which till then had fallen fine and continuous, ceased, and 
 my Jehu, suddenly interrupting himself in the midst of 
 some exciting wolf story quite in keeping with the time of 
 year and the wild surroundings, pointed to a distant spot 
 
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 against the gray sky to the northwest, between two wood- 
 covered folds of ground the first eastern spurs of the 
 great Carpathian chain. 
 
 " ' There stands Yany/ said he. I looked at my far-off 
 goal with interest. As we drew nearer, the sinking sun, 
 just dipping behind the hills, tinged the now distinct front- 
 age with a cold copper-like gleam, but it was only for a 
 minute; the next the building became nothing more to the 
 eye than a black irregular silhouette against the crimson 
 sky. 
 
 " Before we entered the long, steep avenue of poplars, 
 the early winter darkness was upon us, rendered all the 
 more depressing by gray mists which gave a ghostly aspect 
 to such objects as the sheen of the snow rendered visible. 
 Once or twice there were feeble flashes of light looming in 
 iridescent halos as we passed little clusters of hovels, but 
 for which I should have been induced to fancy that the 
 great Hof stood alone in the wilderness, such was the 
 deathly stillness around. But even as the tall, square build- 
 ing rose before us above the vapor, yellow lighted in 
 various stories, and mighty in height and breadth, there 
 broke upon my ear a deep-mouthed, menacing bay, which 
 gave at once almost alarming reality to the eerie surround- 
 ings. ' His lordship's boar and wolf hounds/ quoth my 
 charioteer calmly, unmindful of the regular pandemonium 
 of howls and barks which ensued as he skillfully turned 
 his horses through the gateway and flogged the tired beasts 
 into a sort of shambling canter that we might land with 
 glory before the house door: a weakness common, I be- 
 lieve, to drivers of all nations. 
 
 " I alighted in the court of honor, and while awaiting an 
 answer to my tug at the bell, stood, broken with fatigue, 
 depressed, chilled and aching, questioning the wisdom of 
 my proceedings and the amount of comfort, physical and 
 moral, that was likely to await me in a tete-a-tete visit with 
 a well-mannered savage in his own home. 
 
 " The unkempt tribe of stable retainers who began to 
 gather round me and my rough vehicle in the gloom, with 
 
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 their evil-smelling sheepskins and their resigned, battered 
 visages, were not calculated to reassure me. Yet when the 
 door opened, there stood a smart chasseur and a solemn 
 major-domo who might but just have stepped out of May- 
 fair; and there was displayed a spreading vista of warm, 
 deep-colored halls, with here a statue and there a stuffed 
 bear, and under foot pile carpets strewn with rarest skins. 
 
 " Marveling, yet comforted withal, I followed the solemn 
 butler, who received me with the deference due to an 
 expected guest and expressed the master's regret for his 
 enforced absence till dinner time. I traversed vast rooms, 
 each more sumptuous than the last, feeling the strangeness 
 of the contrast between the outer desolation and this syb- 
 aritic excess of luxury growing ever more strongly upon 
 me; caught a glimpse of a picture gallery, where peculiar 
 yet admirably executed latter-day French pictures hung 
 side by side with ferocious boar hunts of Snyder and such 
 kin ; and, at length, was ushered into a most cheerful room, 
 modern to excess in its comfortable promise, where, in 
 addition to the tall stove necessary for warmth, there burned 
 on an open hearth a vastly pleasant fire of resinous logs, 
 and where, on a low table, awaited me a dainty service of 
 fragrant Russian tea. 
 
 " My impression of utter novelty seemed somehow en- 
 hanced by this unexpected refinement in the heart of the 
 solitudes and in such a rugged shell, and yet, when I came 
 to reflect, it was only characteristic of my cosmopolitan 
 host. But another surprise was in store for me. 
 
 " When I had recovered bodily warmth and mental equi- 
 librium in my downy armchair, before the roaring logs, 
 and during the delicious absorption of my second glass of 
 tea, I turned my attention to the French valet, evidently 
 the baron's own man, who was deftly unpacking my port- 
 manteau, and who, unless my practiced eye deceived me, 
 asked for nothing better than to entertain me with agree- 
 able conversation the while. 
 
 " * Your master is out, then ? ' quoth I, knowing that the 
 most trivial remark would suffice to start him. 
 
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 " True, Monseigneur was out ; he was desolated in 
 despair (this with the national amiable and imaginative in- 
 stinct) ; ' but it was doubtless important business. M. le 
 Baron had the visit of his factor during the midday meal ; 
 had left the table hurriedly, and had not been seen since. 
 Madame la Baronne had been a little suffering, but she 
 would receive monsieur!' 
 
 r ' Madame ! ' exclaimed I, astounded, ' is your master 
 then married? since when?' visions of a fair Tartar, fit 
 mate for my baron, immediately springing somewhat al- 
 luringly before my mental vision. But the answer dispelled 
 the picturesque fancy. 
 
 1 ' Oh, yes/ said the man, with a somewhat peculiar ex- 
 pression. ' Yes, Monseigneur is married. Did Monsieur 
 not know ? And yet it was from England that Monseigneur 
 brought back his wife/ 
 ' ' An Englishwoman ! ' 
 
 " My first thought was one of pity ; an Englishwoman 
 alone in this wilderness two days' drive from even a rail- 
 way station and at the mercy of Kossowski! But the 
 next minute I reversed my judgment. Probably she adored 
 her rufous lord, took his veneer of courtesy a veneer of 
 the most exquisite polish, I grant you, but perilously thin 
 for the very perfection of chivalry. Or perchance it was 
 his inner savageness itself that charmed her; the most re- 
 fined women often amaze one by the fascination which the 
 preponderance of the brute in the opposite sex seems to 
 have for them. 
 
 " I was anxious to hear more. 
 
 1 ' Is it not dull for the lady here at this time of the 
 year?' 
 
 " The valet raised his shoulders with a gesture of despair 
 that was almost passionate. 
 
 " Dull ! Ah, monsieur could not conceive to himself the 
 dullness of it. That poor Madame la Baronne ! not even a 
 little child to keep her company on the long, long days 
 when there was nothing but snow in the heaven and on 
 the earth and the howling of the wind and the dogs to 
 
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 cheer her. At the beginning, indeed, it had been different; 
 when the master first brought home his bride the house 
 was gay enough. It was all redecorated and refurnished 
 to receive her (monsieur should have seen it before, a mere 
 rendezvous-de-chasse for the matter of that so were all 
 the country houses in these parts). Ah, that was the good 
 time ! There were visits month after month ; parties, sleigh- 
 ing, dancing, trips to St. Petersburg and Vienna. But this 
 year it seemed they were to have nothing but boars and 
 wolves. How madame could stand it well, it was not for 
 him to speak and heaving a deep sigh he delicately in- 
 serted my white tie round my collar, and with a flourish 
 twisted it into an irreproachable bow beneath my chin. I 
 did not think it right to cross-examine the willing talker 
 any further, especially as, despite his last asseveration, 
 there were evidently volumes he still wished to pour forth ; 
 but I confess that, as I made my way slowly out of my room 
 along the noiseless length of passage, I was conscious of 
 an unwonted, not to say vulgar, curiosity concerning the 
 woman who had captivated such a man as the Baron Kos- 
 sowski. 
 
 " In a fit of speculative abstraction I must have taken 
 the wrong turning, for I presently found myself in a long, 
 narrow passage. I did not remember. I was retracing my 
 steps when there came the sound of rapid footfalls upon 
 stone flags ; a little door flew open in the wall close to me, 
 and a small, thick-set man, huddled in the rough sheep- 
 skin of the Galician peasant, with a mangy fur cap on his 
 head, nearly ran headlong into my arms. I was about con- 
 descendingly to interpellate him in my best Polish, when I 
 caught the gleam of an angry yellow eye and noted the 
 bristle of a red beard Kossowski ! 
 
 "Amazed, I fell back a step in silence. With a growl 
 like an uncouth animal disturbed, he drew his filthy cap 
 over his brow with a savage gesture and pursued his way 
 down the corridor at a sort of wild-boar trot. 
 
 " This first meeting between host and guest was so odd, 
 so incongruous, that it afforded me plenty of food for a 
 
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 fresh line of conjecture as I traced my way back to the 
 picture gallery, and from thence successfully to the drawing- 
 room, which, as the door was ajar, I could not this time 
 mistake. 
 
 " It was large and lofty and dimly lit by shaded lamps ; 
 through the rosy gloom I could at first only just make out 
 a slender figure by the hearth ; but as I advanced, this was 
 resolved into a singularly graceful woman in clinging, fur- 
 trimmed velvet gown, who, with one hand resting on the 
 high mantelpiece, the other hanging listlessly by her side, 
 stood gazing down at the crumbling wood fire as if in a 
 dream. 
 
 " My friends are kind enough to say that I have a cat- 
 like tread; I know not how that may be; at any rate the 
 carpet I was walking upon was thick enough to smother 
 a heavier footfall: not until I was quite close to her did 
 my hostess become aware of my presence. Then she started 
 violently and looked over her shoulder at me with dilating 
 eyes. Evidently a nervous creature, I saw the pulse in 
 her throat, strained by her attitude, flutter like a terrified 
 bird. 
 
 " The next instant she had stretched out her hand with 
 sweet English words of welcome, and the face, which I 
 had been comparing in my mind to that of Guido's Cenci, 
 became transformed by the arch and exquisite smile of a 
 Greuse. For more than two years I had had no intercourse 
 with any of my nationality. I could conceive the sound of 
 his native tongue under such circumstances moving a man 
 in a curious unexpected fashion. 
 
 " I babbled some commonplace reply, after which there 
 was silence while we stood opposite each other, she look- 
 ing at me expectantly. At length, with a sigh checked by 
 a smile and an overtone of sadness in a voice that yet tried 
 to be sprightly: 
 
 " ' Am I then so changed, Mr. Marshfi eld ? ' she asked. 
 And all at once I knew her: the girl whose nightingale 
 throat had redeemed the desolation of the evenings at Rath- 
 drum, whose sunny beauty had seemed (even to my cele- 
 
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 brated cold-blooded sestheticism) worthy to haunt a man's 
 dreams. Yes, there was the subtle curve of the waist, the 
 warm line of throat, the dainty foot, the slender tip-tilted 
 fingers witty fingers, as I had classified them which I 
 now shook like a true Briton, instead of availing myself of 
 the privilege the country gave me, and kissing her slender 
 wrist. 
 
 " But she was changed; and I told her so with uncon- 
 ventional frankness, studying her closely as I spoke. 
 
 " ' I am afraid/ I said gravely, * that this place does not 
 agree with you/ 
 
 " She shrank from my scrutiny with a nervous move- 
 ment and flushed to the roots of her red-brown hair. Then 
 she answered coldly that I was wrong, that she was in 
 excellent health, but that she could not expect any more 
 than other people to preserve perennial youth (I rapidly 
 calculated she might be two-and-twenty), though, indeed, 
 with a little forced laugh, it was scarcely flattering to 
 hear one had altered out of all recognition. Then, with- 
 out allowing me time to reply, she plunged into a general 
 topic of conversation which, as I should have been obtuse 
 indeed not to take the hint, I did my best to keep up. 
 
 " But while she talked of Vienna and Warsaw, of her 
 distant neighbors, and last year's visitors, it was evident 
 that her mind was elsewhere; her eye wandered, she lost 
 the thread of her discourse, answered me at random, and 
 smiled her piteous smile incongruously. 
 
 " However lonely she might be in her solitary splendor, 
 the company of a countryman was evidently no such wel- 
 come diversion. 
 
 " After a little while she seemed to feel herself that she 
 was lacking in cordiality, and, bringing her absent gaze 
 to bear upon me with a puzzled strained look : ' I fear 
 you will find it very dull/ she said, ' my husband is so 
 wrapped up this winter in his country life and his sport. 
 You are the first visitor we have had. There is nothing 
 but guns and horses here, and you do not care for these 
 things/ 
 
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 " The door creaked behind us; and the baron entered, in 
 faultless evening dress. Before she turned toward him 
 I was sharp enough to catch again the upleaping of a quick 
 dread in her eyes, not even so much dread perhaps, I 
 thought afterwards, as horror the horror we notice in 
 some animals at the nearing of a beast of prey. It was 
 gone in a second, and she was smiling. But it was a 
 revelation. 
 
 " Perhaps he beat her in Russian fashion, and she, as 
 an Englishwoman, was narrow-minded enough to resent 
 this; or perhaps, merely, I had the misfortune to arrive 
 during a matrimonial misunderstanding. 
 
 " The baron would not give me leisure to reflect; he was 
 so very effusive in his greeting not a hint of our pre- 
 vious meeting unlike my hostess, all in all to me; eager 
 to listen, to reply; almost affectionate, full of references to 
 old times and genial allusions. No doubt when he chose 
 he could be the most charming of men; there were mo- 
 ments when, looking at him in his quiet smile and re- 
 strained gesture, the almost exaggerated politeness of his 
 manner to his wife, whose fingers he had kissed with pretty, 
 old-fashioned gallantry upon his entrance, I asked myself, 
 Could that encounter in the passage have been a dream? 
 Could that savage in the sheepskin be my courteous enter- 
 tainer ? 
 
 " ' Just as I came in, did I hear my wife say there was 
 nothing for you to do in this place ? ' he said presently 
 to me. Then, turning to her: 
 
 " 'You do not seem to know Mr. Marshfield. Wherever 
 he can open his eyes there is for him something to see 
 which might not interest other men. He will find things 
 in my library which I have no notion of. He will dis- 
 cover objects for scientific observation in all the members 
 of my household, not only in the good-looking maids 
 though he could, I have no doubt, tell their points as I 
 could those of a horse. We have maidens here of several 
 distinct races, Marshfield. We have also witches, and Jew 
 leeches, and holy daft people. In any case, Yany, with 
 
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 all its dependencies, material, male and female, are at youit 
 disposal, for what you can make out of them. 
 
 " ' It is good/ he went on gayly, ' that you should hap- 
 pen to have this happy disposition, for I fear that, no later 
 than to-morrow, I may have to absent myself from home. 
 I have heard that there are news of wolves they threaten 
 to be a greater pest than usual this winter, but I am going 
 to drive them on quite a new plan, and it will go hard 
 with me if I don't come even with them. Well for you, 
 by the way, Marshfield, that you did not pass within their 
 scent to-day/ Then, musingly: 'I should not give much 
 for the life of a traveler who happened to wander in these 
 parts just now/ Here he interrupted himself hastily and 
 went over to his wife, who had sunk back on her chair, 
 livid, seemingly on the point of swooning. 
 
 " His gaze was devouring; so might a man look at the 
 woman he adored, in his anxiety. 
 
 "'What! faint, Violet, alarmed!' His voice was sub- 
 dued, yet there was an unmistakable thrill of emotion in it. 
 
 "'Pshaw!' thought I to myself, 'the man is a model 
 husband.' 
 
 " She clinched her hands, and by sheer force of will 
 seemed to pull herself together. These nervous women 
 have often an unexpected fund of strength. 
 
 " ' Come, that is well/ said the baron with a flickering 
 smile ; ' Mr. Marshfield will think you but badly acclima- 
 tized to Poland if a little wolf scare can upset you. My 
 dear wife is so soft-hearted/ he went on to me, ' that she 
 is capable of making herself quite ill over the sad fate 
 that might have, but has not, overcome you. Or, per- 
 haps/ he added, in a still gentler voice, ' her fear is that 
 I may expose myself to danger for the public weal.' 
 
 " She turned her head away, but I saw her set her teeth 
 as if to choke a sob. The baron chuckled in his throat 
 and seemed to luxuriate in the pleasant thought. 
 
 " At this moment folding doors were thrown open, and 
 supper was announced. I offered my arm, she rose and 
 took it in silence. This silence she maintained during the 
 
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 first part of the meal, despite her husband's brilliant con- 
 versation and almost uproarious spirits. But by and by a 
 bright color mounted to her cheeks and luster to her eyes. 
 I suppose you will think me horribly unpoetical if I add 
 that she drank several glasses of champagne one after the 
 other, a fact which perhaps may account for the change. 
 
 " At any rate she spoke and laughed and looked lovely, 
 and I did not wonder that the baron could hardly keep his 
 eyes off her. But whether it was her wifely anxiety or 
 not it was evident her mind was not at ease through it 
 all, and I fancied that her brightness was feverish, her 
 merriment slightly hysterical. 
 
 " After supper an exquisite one it was we adjourned 
 together, in foreign fashion, to the drawing-room; the 
 baron threw himself into a chair and, somewhat with the 
 air of a pasha, demanded music. He was flushed; the 
 veins of his forehead were swollen and stood out like 
 cords ; the wine drunk at table was potent : even through 
 my phlegmatic frame it ran hotly. 
 
 " She hesitated a moment or two, then docilely sat down 
 to the piano. That she could sing I have already made 
 clear: how she could sing, with what pathos, passion, as 
 well as perfect art, I had never realized before. 
 
 " When the song was ended she remained for a while, 
 with eyes lost in distance, very still, save for her quick 
 breathing. It was clear she was moved by the music ; in- 
 deed she must have thrown her whole soul into it. 
 
 " At first we, the audience, paid her the rare compliment 
 of silence. Then the baron broke forth into loud applause. 
 ' Brava, brava ! that was really said con amore. A deli- 
 cious love song, delicious but French! You must sing 
 one of our Slav melodies for Marshfield before you allow 
 us to go and smoke/ 
 
 " She started from her reverie with a flush, and after a 
 pause struck slowly a few simple chords, then began one 
 of those strangely sweet, yet intensely pathetic Russian 
 airs, which give one a curious revelation of the profound, 
 endless melancholy lurking in the national mind. 
 
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 "'What do you think of it?' asked the baron of me 
 when it ceased. 
 
 " ' What I have always thought of such music it is that 
 of a hopeless people; poetical, crushed, and resigned/ 
 
 " He gave a loud laugh. ' Hear the analyst, the psycho- 
 logue why, man, it is a love song ! Is it possible that we, 
 uncivilized, are truer realists than our hypercultured West- 
 ern neighbors ? Have we gone to the root of the matter, 
 in our simple way? ' 
 
 " The baroness got up abruptly. She looked white and 
 spent; there were bister circles round her eyes. 
 
 " ' I am tired/ she said, with dry lips. ' You will excuse 
 me, Mr. Marshfield, I must really go to bed/ 
 
 " ' Go to bed, go to bed/ cried her husband gayly. 
 Then, quoting in Russian from the song she had just sung : 
 ' Sleep, my little soft white dove : my little innocent tender 
 lamb!' She hurried from the room. The baron laughed 
 again, and, taking me familiarly by the arm, led me to his 
 own set of apartments for the promised smoke. He en- 
 sconced me in an armchair, placed cigars of every descrip- 
 tion and a Turkish pipe ready to my hand, and a little table 
 on which stood cut-glass flasks and beakers in tempting 
 array. 
 
 " After I had selected my cigar with some precautions, 
 I glanced at him over a careless remark, and was startled 
 to see a sudden alteration in his whole look and attitude. 
 
 ' You will forgive me, Marshfield/ he said, as he caught 
 my eye, speaking with spasmodic politeness. ' It is more 
 than probable that I shall have to set out upon this chase 
 I spoke of to-night, and I must now go and change my 
 clothes, that I may be ready to start at any moment. This 
 is the hour when it is most likely these hell beasts are to 
 be got at. You have all you want, I hope/ interrupting 
 an outbreak of ferocity by an effort after his former cour- 
 tesy. 
 
 " It was curious to watch the man of the world strug- 
 gling with the primitive man. 
 
 " ' But, baron/ said I, ' I do not at all see the fun of 
 
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 sticking at home like this. You know my passion for wit- 
 nessing everything new, strange, and outlandish. You will 
 surely not refuse me such an opportunity for observation 
 as a midnight wolf raid. I will do my best not to be in 
 the way if you will take me with you/ 
 
 " At first it seemed as if he had some difficulty in realiz- 
 ing the drift of my words, he was so engrossed by some 
 inner thought. But as I repeated them, he gave vent to 
 a loud cachinnation. 
 
 " ' By heaven ! I like your spirit/ he exclaimed, clapping 
 me strongly on the shoulder. * Of course you shall come. 
 You shall/ he repeated, ' and I promise you a sight, a hunt 
 such as you never heard or dreamed of you will be able 
 to tell them in England the sort of thing we can do here 
 in that line such wolves are rare quarry/ he added, look- 
 ing slyly at me, ' and I have a new plan for getting at 
 them/ 
 
 " There was a long pause, and then there rose in the 
 stillness the unearthly howling of the baron's hounds, a 
 cheerful sound which only their owner's somewhat loud 
 converse of the evening had kept from becoming ex- 
 cessively obtrusive. 
 
 " ' Hark at them the beauties ! ' cried he, showing his 
 short, strong teeth, pointed like a dog's in a wide grin of 
 anticipative delight. * They have been kept on pretty short 
 commons, poor things! They are hungry. By the way, 
 Marshfield, you can sit tight to a horse, I trust? If you 
 were to roll off, you know, these splendid fellows they 
 would chop you up in a second. They would chop you up/ 
 he repeated unctuously, ' snap, crunch, gobble, and there 
 would be an end of you ! ' 
 
 " ' If I could not ride a decent horse without being 
 thrown/ I retorted, a little stung by his manner, 'after my 
 recent three months' torture with the Guard Cossacks, I 
 should indeed be a hopeless subject. Do not think of 
 frightening me from the exploit, but say frankly if my com- 
 pany would be displeasing/ 
 
 " ' Tut ! ' he said, waving his hand impatiently, ' it is your 
 
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 affair. I have warned you. Go and get ready if you want 
 to come. Time presses/ 
 
 " I was determined to be of the fray; my blood was up. 
 I have hinted that the baron's Tokay had stirred it. 
 
 " I went to my room and hurriedly donned clothes more 
 suitable for rough night work. My last care was to slip 
 into my pockets a brace of double-barreled pistols which 
 formed part of my traveling kit. When I returned I found 
 the baron already booted and spurred ; this without meta- 
 phor. He was stretched full length on the divan, and did 
 not speak as I came in, or even look at me. Chewing an 
 unlit cigar, with eyes fixed on the ceiling, he was evidently 
 following some absorbing train of ideas. 
 
 " The silence was profound ; time went by ; it grew op- 
 pressive ; at length, wearied out, I fell, over my chibouque, 
 into a doze filled with puzzling visions, out of which I was 
 awakened with a start. My companion had sprung up, 
 very lightly, to his feet. In his throat was an odd, half- 
 suppressed cry, grewsome to hear. He stood on tiptoe, 
 with eyes fixed, as though looking through the wall, and 
 I distinctly saw his ears point in the intensity of his lis- 
 tening. 
 
 "After a moment, with hasty, noiseless energy, and with- 
 out the slightest ceremony, he blew the lamps out, drew 
 back the heavy curtains and threw the tall window wide 
 open. A rush of icy air, and the bright rays of the moon 
 gibbous, I remember, in her third quarter filled the 
 room. Outside the mist had condensed, and the view was 
 unrestricted over the white plains at the foot of the hilL 
 
 " The baron stood motionless in the open window, cal- 
 lous to the cold in which, after a minute, I could hardly 
 keep my teeth from chattering, his head bent forward, still 
 listening. I listened too, with ' all my ears/ but could not 
 catch a sound ; indeed the silence over the great expanse 
 of snow might have been called awful ; even the dogs were 
 mute. 
 
 " Presently, far, far away, came a faint tinkle of bells ; 
 so faint, at first, that I thought it was but fancy, then dis- 
 
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 tincter. It was even more eerie than the silence, I thought, 
 though I knew it could come but from some passing sleigh. 
 All at once that ceased, and again my duller senses could 
 perceive nothing, though I saw by my host's craning neck 
 that he was more on the alert than ever. But at last I 
 too heard once more, this time not bells, but as it were the 
 tread of horses muffled by the snow, intermittent and dull, 
 yet drawing nearer. And then in the inner silence of the 
 great house it seemed to me I caught the noise of closing 
 doors ; but here the hounds, as if suddenly becoming alive 
 to some disturbance, raised the same fearsome concert of 
 yells and barks with which they had greeted my arrival, 
 and listening became useless. 
 
 "I had risen to my feet. My host, turning from the win- 
 dow, seized my shoulder with a fierce grip, and bade me 
 ' hold my noise ' ; for a second or two I stood motionless 
 under his iron talons, then he released me with an ex- 
 ultant whisper : " Now for our chase ! " and made for the 
 door with a spring. Hastily gulping down a mouthful of 
 arrack from one of the bottles on the table, I followed him, 
 and, guided by the sound of his footsteps before me, groped 
 my way through passages as black as Erebus. 
 
 " After a time, which seemed a long one, a small door 
 was flung open in front, and I saw Kossowski glide into 
 the moonlit courtyard and cross the square. When I too 
 came out he was disappearing into the gaping darkness 
 of the open stable door, and there I overtook him. 
 
 " A man who seemed to have been sleeping in a corner 
 jumped up at our entrance, and led out a horse ready 
 saddled. In obedience to a gruff order from his master, 
 as the latter mounted, he then brought forward another 
 which he had evidently thought to ride himself and held 
 the stirrup for me. 
 
 " We came delicately forth, and the Cossack hurriedly 
 barred the great door behind us. I caught a glimpse of 
 his worn, scarred face by the moonlight, as he peeped after 
 us for a second before shutting himself in ; it was stricken 
 with terror. 
 
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 "The baron trotted briskly toward the kennels, from 
 whence there was now issuing a truly infernal clangor, and, 
 as my steed followed suit of his own accord, I could see 
 how he proceeded dexterously to unbolt the gates with- 
 out dismounting, while the beasts within dashed them- 
 selves against them and tore the ground in their fury of 
 impatience. 
 
 " He smiled, as he swung back the barriers at last, and 
 his ' beauties ' came forth. Seven or eight monstrous 
 brutes, hounds of a kind unknown to me : fulvous and sleek 
 of coat, tall on their legs, square-headed, long-tailed, deep- 
 chested ; with terrible jaws slobbering in eagerness. They 
 leaped around and up at us, much to our horses' distaste. 
 Kossowski, still smiling, lashed at them unsparingly with 
 his hunting whip, and they responded, not with yells of 
 pain, but with snarls of fury. 
 
 " Managing his restless steed and his cruel whip with 
 consummate ease, my host drove the unruly crew before 
 him out of the precincts, then halted and bent down from 
 his saddle to examine some slight prints in the snow which 
 led, not the way I had come, but toward what seemed an- 
 other avenue. In a second or two the hounds were 
 gathered round this spot, their great snake-like tails 
 quivering, nose to earth, yelping with excitement. I had 
 some ado to manage my horse, and my eyesight was far 
 from being as keen as the baron's, but I had then no doubt 
 he had come already upon wolf tracks, and I shuddered 
 mentally, thinking of the sleigh bells. 
 
 " Suddenly Kossowski raised himself from his strained 
 position; under his low fur cap his face, with its fixed 
 smile, looked scarcely human in the white light: and then 
 we broke into a hand canter just as the hounds dashed, 
 in a compact body, along the trail. 
 
 " But we had not gone more than a few hundred yards 
 before they began to falter, then straggled, stopped and ran 
 back and about with dismal cries. It was clear to me they 
 had lost the scent. My companion reined in his horse, and 
 mine, luckily a well-trained brute, halted of himself. 
 
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 " We had reached a bend in a broad avenue of firs and 
 larches, and just where we stood, and where the hounds 
 ever returned and met nose to nose in frantic conclave, 
 the snow was trampled and soiled, and a little farther on 
 planed in a great sweep, as if by a turning sleigh. Beyond 
 was a double- fur rowed track of skaits and regular hoof 
 prints leading far away. 
 
 " Before I had time to reflect upon the bearing of this 
 unexpected interruption, Kossowski, as if suddenly pos- 
 sessed by a devil, fell upon the hounds with his whip, flog- 
 ging them upon the new track, uttering the while the 
 most savage cries I have ever heard issue from human 
 throat. The disappointed beasts were nothing loath to 
 seize upon another trail; after a second of hesitation they 
 had understood, and were off upon it at a tearing pace, 
 we after them at the best speed of our horses. 
 
 " Some unformed idea that we were going to escort, or 
 rescue, benighted travelers flickered dimly in my mind as 
 I galloped through the night air; but when I managed 
 to approach my companion and called out to him for ex- 
 planation, he only turned half round and grinned at me. 
 
 " Before us lay now the white plain, scintillating under 
 the high moon's rays. That light is deceptive; I could be 
 sure of nothing upon the wide expanse but of the dark, 
 leaping figures of the hounds already spread out in a strag- 
 gling line, some right ahead, others just in front of us. In 
 a short time also the icy wind, cutting my face mercilessly 
 as we increased our pace, well nigh blinded me with tears 
 of cold. 
 
 " I can hardly realize how long this pursuit after an 
 unseen prey lasted ; I can only remember that I was getting 
 rather faint with fatigue, and ignominiously held on to my 
 pommel, when all of a sudden the black outline of a sleigh 
 merged into sight in front of us. 
 
 " I rubbed my smarting eyes with my benumbed hand ; 
 we were gaining upon it second by second; two of those 
 hell hounds of the baron's were already within a few leaps 
 of it. 
 
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 " Soon I was able to make out two figures, ene standing 
 up and urging the horses on with whip and voice, the other 
 clinging to the back seat and looking toward us in an atti- 
 tude of terror. A great fear crept into my half-frozen 
 brain were we not bringing deadly danger instead of help 
 to these travelers ? Great God ! did the baron mean to use 
 them as a bait for his new method of wolf hunting? 
 
 " I would have turned upon Kossowski with a cry of 
 expostulation or warning, but he, urging on his hounds 
 as he galloped on their flank, howling and gesticulating like 
 a veritable Hun, passed me by like a flash and all at once 
 I knew." 
 
 Marshfield paused for a moment and sent his pale smile 
 round upon his listeners, who now showed no signs of 
 sleepiness; he knocked the ash from his cigar, twisted the 
 latter round in his mouth, and added dryly: 
 
 " And I confess it seemed to me a little strong even for 
 a baron in the Carpathians. The travelers were our quarry. 
 But the reason why the Lord of Yany had turned man- 
 hunter I was yet to learn. Just then I had to direct my 
 energies to frustrating his plans. I used my spurs merci- 
 lessly. While I drew up even with him I saw the two 
 figures in the sleigh change places; he who had hitherto 
 driven now faced back, while his companion took the reins ; 
 there was the pale blue sheen of a revolver barrel under 
 the moonlight, followed by a yellow flash, and the nearest 
 hound rolled over in the snow. 
 
 " With an oath the baron twisted round in his saddle to 
 call up and urge on the remainder. My horse had taken 
 fright at the report and dashed irresistibly forward, bring- 
 ing me at once almost level with the fugitives, and the 
 next instant the revolver was turned menacingly toward 
 me. There was no time to explain ; my pistol was already 
 drawn, and as another of the brutes bounded up, almost 
 under my horse's feet, I loosed it upon him. I must have 
 let off both barrels at once, for the weapon flew out of 
 my hand, but the hound's back was broken. I presume 
 the traveler understood ; at any rate, he did not fire at me. 
 
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 " In moments of intense excitement like these, strangely 
 enough, the mind is extraordinarily open to impressions. 
 I shall never forget that man's countenance in the sledge, 
 as he stood upright and defied us in his mortal danger; it 
 was young, very handsome, the features not distorted, but 
 set into a sort of desperate, stony calm, and I knew it, be- 
 yond all doubt, for that of an Englishman. And then I 
 saw his companion it was the baron's wife. And I under- 
 stood why the bells had been removed. 
 
 " It takes a long time to say this ; it only required an 
 instant to see it. The loud explosion of my pistol had 
 hardly ceased to ring before the baron, with a fearful im- 
 precation, was upon me. First he lashed at me with his 
 whip as we tore along side by side, and then I saw him 
 wind the reins round his off arm and bend over, and I 
 felt his angry fingers close tightly on my right foot. The 
 next instant I should have been lifted out of my saddle, 
 but there came another shot from the sledge. The baron's 
 horse plunged and stumbled, and the baron, hanging on 
 to my foot with a fierce grip, was wrenched from his seat. 
 His horse, however, was up again immediately, and I was 
 released, and then I caught a confused glimpse of the fright- 
 ened and wounded animal galloping wildly away to the 
 right, leaving a black track of blood behind him in the snow, 
 his master, entangled in the reins, running with incredible 
 swiftness by his side and endeavoring to vault back into 
 the saddle. 
 
 " And now came to pass a terrible thing which, in his 
 savage plans, my host had doubtless never anticipated. 
 
 " One of the hounds that had during this short check 
 recovered lost ground, coming across this hot trail of blood, 
 turned away from his course, and with a joyous yell darted 
 after the running man. In another instant the remainder 
 of the pack was upon the new scent. 
 
 " As soon as I could stop my horse, I tried to turn him 
 in the direction the new chase had taken, but just then, 
 through the night air, over the receding sound of the 
 horse's scamper and the sobbing of the pack in full cry, 
 
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 there came a long scream, and after that a sickening silence. 
 And I knew that somewhere yonder, under the beautiful 
 moonlight, the Baron Kossowski was being devoured by his 
 starving dogs. 
 
 " I looked round, with the sweat on my face, vaguely, 
 for some human being to share the horror of the moment, 
 and I saw, gliding away, far away in the white distance, 
 the black silhouette of the sledge." 
 
 " Well ? " said we, in divers tones of impatience, curios- 
 ity, or horror, according to our divers temperaments, as 
 the speaker uncrossed his legs and gazed at us in mild tri- 
 umph, with all the air of having said his say, and satis- 
 factorily proved his point. 
 
 " Well," repeated he, " what more do you want to know ? 
 It will interest you but slightly, I am sure, to hear how I 
 found my way back to the Hof ; or how I told as much as 
 I deemed prudent of the evening's grewsome work to the 
 baron's servants, who, by the way, to my amazement, dis- 
 played the profoundest and most unmistakable sorrow at 
 the tidings, and sallied forth (at their head the Cossack 
 who had seen us depart) to seek for his remains. Excuse 
 the unpleasantness of the remark: I fear the dogs must 
 have left very little of him, he had dieted them so carefully. 
 However, since it was to have been a case of ' chop, crunch, 
 and gobble/ as the baron had it, I preferred that that par- 
 ticular fate should have overtaken him rather than me or, 
 for that matter, either of those two country people of ours 
 in the sledge. 
 
 " Nor am I going to inflict upon you/' continued Marsh- 
 field, after draining his glass, "a full account of my im- 
 pressions when I found myself once more in that immense, 
 deserted, and stricken house, so luxuriously prepared for 
 the mistress who had fled from it ; how I philosophized over 
 all this, according to my wont ; the conjectures I made as to 
 the first acts of the drama ; the untold sufferings my coun- 
 trywoman must have endured from the moment her hus- 
 band first grew jealous till she determined on this desperate 
 step ; as to how and when she had met her lover, how they 
 
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 communicated, and how the baron had discovered the in- 
 tended flitting in time to concoct his characteristic revenge. 
 
 " One thing you may be sure of, I had no mind to remain 
 at Yany an hour longer than necessary. I even contrived 
 to get well clear of the neighborhood before the lady's ab- 
 sence was discovered. Luckily for me or I might have 
 been taxed with connivance, though indeed the simple 
 household did not seem to know what suspicion was, and 
 accepted my account with childlike credence very typical, 
 and very convenient to me at the same time." 
 
 " But how do you know," said one of us, " that the man 
 was her lover? He might have been her brother or some 
 other relative." 
 
 "That," said Marshfield, with his little flat laugh, "I 
 happen to have ascertained and, curiously enough, only a 
 few weeks ago. It was at the play, between the acts, from 
 my comfortable seat (the first row in the pit). I was look- 
 ing leisurely round the house when I caught sight of a 
 woman, in a box close by, whose head was turned from 
 me, and who presented the somewhat unusual spectacle of 
 a young neck and shoulders of the most exquisite contour 
 and perfectly gray hair ; and not dull gray, but rather of 
 a pleasing tint like frosted silver. This aroused my curios- 
 ity. I brought my glasses to a focus on her and waited 
 patiently till she turned round. Then I recognized the 
 Baroness Kassowski, and I no longer wondered at the 
 young hair being white. 
 
 " Yet she looked placid and happy ; strangely so, it 
 seemed to me, under the sudden reviving in my memory 
 of such scenes as I have now described. But presently I 
 understood further: beside her, in close attendance, was 
 the man of the sledge, a handsome fellow with much of a 
 military air about him. 
 
 " During the course of the evening, as I watched, I saw 
 a friend of mine come into the box, and at the end I slipped 
 out into the passage to catch him as he came out. 
 
 " ' Who is the woman with the white hair ? ' I asked. 
 Then, in the fragmentary style approved of by ultra-fash- 
 
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 ionable young men this earnest-languid mode of speech 
 presents curious similarities in all languages he told me: 
 * Most charming couple in London awfully pretty, wasn't 
 she? he had been in the Guards attache at Vienna once 
 they adored each other. White hair, devilish queer, 
 wasn't it? Suited her, somehow. And then she had been 
 married to a Russian, or something, somewhere in the wilds, 
 and their names were ' But do you know," said Marsh- 
 field, interrupting himself, " I think I had better let you 
 find that out for yourselves, if you care." 
 
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 The Fowl in the Pot 
 
 An Episode 'Adapted from the Memoirs of Maximilian de 
 Bethune, Duke of Sully 
 
 I am going to relate may seem to some merely 
 to be curious and on a party with the diverting story 
 of M. Boisrose, which I have set down in an earlier part 
 of my memoirs. But among the calumnies of those who 
 have never ceased to attack me since the death of the late 
 king, the statement that I kept from his majesty things 
 which should have reached his ears has always had a 
 prominent place, though a thousand times refuted by my 
 friends, and those who from an intimate acquaintance with 
 events could judge how faithfully I labored to deserve the 
 confidence with which my master honored me. Therefore, 
 I take it in hand to show by an example, trifling in itself, 
 the full knowledge of affairs which the king had, and to 
 prove that in many matters, which were never permitted 
 to become known to the idlers of the court, he took a per- 
 sonal share, worthy as much of Haroun as of Alexander. 
 
 It was my custom, before I entered upon those negotia- 
 tions with the Prince of Conde which terminated in the 
 recovery of the estate of Villebon, where I now principally 
 reside, to spend a part of the autumn and winter at Rosny. 
 On these occasions I was in the habit of leaving Paris with 
 a considerable train of Swiss, pages, valets, and grooms, 
 together with the maids of honor and waiting women of 
 the duchess. We halted to take dinner at Poissy, and 
 generally contrived to reach Rosny toward nightfall, so 
 as to sup by the light of flambeaux in a manner enjoy- 
 able enough, though devoid of that state which I have ever 
 
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 maintained, and enjoined upon my children, as at once the 
 privilege and burden of rank. 
 
 At the time of which I am speaking I had for my favorite 
 charger the sorrel horse which the Duke of Mercoeur pre- 
 sented to me with a view to my good offices at the time 
 of the king's entry into Paris; and which I honestly trans- 
 ferred to his majesty in accordance with a principle laid 
 down in another place. The king insisted on returning 
 it to me, and for several years I rode it on these annual 
 visits to Rosny. What was more remarkable was that on 
 each of these occasions it cast a shoe about the middle of 
 the afternoon, and always when we were within a short 
 league of the village of Aubergenville. Though I never 
 had with me less than half a score of led horses, I had 
 such an affection for the sorrel that I preferred to wait 
 until it was shod, rather than accommodate myself to a 
 nag of less easy paces; and would allow my household to 
 precede me, staying behind myself with at most a guard 
 or two, my valet, and a page. 
 
 The forge at Aubergenville was kept by a smith of some 
 skill, a cheerful fellow, whom I always remembered to re- 
 ward, considering my own position rather than his services, 
 with a gold livre. His joy at receiving what was to him 
 the income of a year was great, and never failed to re- 
 imburse me; in addition to which I took some pleasure 
 in unbending, and learning from this simple peasant and 
 loyal man, what the taxpayers were saying of me and my 
 reforms a duty I always felt I owed to the king my 
 master. 
 
 As a man of breeding it would ill become me to set 
 down the homely truths I thus learned. The conversations 
 of the vulgar are little suited to a nobleman's memoirs; 
 but in this I distinguish between the Duke of Sully and 
 the king's minister, and it is in the latter capacity that I 
 relate what passed on these diverting occasions. "Ho, 
 Simon," I would say, encouraging the poor man as he 
 came bowing and trembling before me, " how goes it, my 
 friend?" 
 
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 " Badly," he would answer, " very badly until your lord- 
 ship came this way." 
 
 " And how is that, little man ? " 
 
 " Oh, it is the roads," he always replied, shaking his 
 bald head as he began to set about his business. " The 
 roads since your lordship became surveyor-general are so 
 good that not one horse in a hundred casts a shoe; and 
 then there are so few highwaymen now that not one rob- 
 ber's plates do I replace in a twelvemonth. There is where 
 it is." 
 
 At this I was highly delighted. 
 
 " Still, since I began to pass this way times have not 
 been so bad with you, Simon," I would answer. 
 
 Thereto he had one invariable reply. 
 
 " No ; thanks to Ste. Genevieve and your lordship, whom 
 we call in this village the poor man's friend, I have a fowl 
 in the pot." 
 
 This phrase so pleased me that I repeated it to the 
 king. It tickled his fancy also, and for some years it was 
 a very common remark of that good and great ruler, that 
 he hoped to live to see every peasant with a fowl in his 
 pot. 
 
 " But why," I remember I once asked this honest fellow 
 it was on the last occasion of the sorrel falling lame 
 there "do you thank Ste. Genevieve?" 
 
 " She is my patron saint," he answered. 
 
 "Then you are a Parisian?" 
 
 " Your lordship is always right." 
 
 "But does her saintship do you any good?" I asked 
 curiously. 
 
 " Certainly, by your lordship's leave. My wife prays to 
 her and she loosens the nails in the sorrel's shoes." 
 
 " In fact she pays off an old grudge," I answered, " for 
 there was a time when Paris liked me little; but hark ye, 
 master smith, I am not sure that this is not an act of 
 treason to conspire with Madame Genevieve against the 
 comfort of the king's minister. What think you, you ras- 
 cal; can you pass the justice elm without a shiver?" 
 
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 This threw the simple fellow into a great fear, which the 
 sight of the livre of gold speedily converted into joy as 
 stupendous. Leaving him still staring at his fortune I 
 rode away; but when we had gone some little distance, 
 the aspect of his face, when I charged him with treason, 
 or my own unassisted discrimination suggested a clew to 
 the phenomenon. 
 
 " La Trape," I said to my valet the same who was with 
 me at Cahors " what is the name of the innkeeper at 
 Poissy, at whose house we are accustomed to dine?" 
 
 " Andrew, may it please your lordship." 
 
 " Andrew ! I thought so ! " I exclaimed, smiting my 
 thigh. "Simon and Andrew his brother! Answer, knave, 
 and, if you have permitted me to be robbed these many 
 times, tremble for your ears. Is he not brother to the 
 smith at Aubergenville who has just shod my horse?" 
 
 La Trape professed to be ignorant on this point, but a 
 groom who had stayed behind with me, having sought my 
 permission to speak, said it was so, adding that Master 
 Andrew had risen in the world through large dealings in 
 hay, which he was wont to take daily into Paris and sell, 
 and that he did not now acknowledge or see anything of 
 his brother the smith, though it was believed that he re- 
 tained a sneaking liking for him. 
 
 On receiving this confirmation of my suspicions, my 
 vanity as well as my sense of justice led me to act with 
 the promptitude which I have exhibited in greater emer- 
 gencies. I rated La Trape for his carelessness of my in- 
 terests in permitting this deception to be practiced on me; 
 and the main body of my attendants being now in sight, 
 I ordered him to take two Swiss and arrest both brothers 
 without delay. It wanted yet three hours of sunset, and 
 I judged that, by hard riding, they might reach Rosny with 
 their prisoners before bedtime. 
 
 I spent some time while still on the road in considering 
 what punishment I should inflict on the culprits ; and finally 
 laid aside the purpose I had at first conceived of putting 
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 in favor of a plan which I thought might offer me some 
 amusement. For the execution of this I depended upon 
 Maignan, my equerry, who was a man of lively imagina- 
 tion, being the same who had of his own motion arranged 
 and carried out the triumphal procession, in which I was 
 borne to Rosny after the battle of Ivry. Before I sat down 
 to supper I gave him his directions ; and as I had expected, 
 news was brought to me while I was at table that the 
 prisoners had arrived. 
 
 Thereupon I informed the duchess and the company gen- 
 erally, for, as was usual, a number of my country neigh- 
 bors had come to compliment me on my return, that there 
 was some sport of a rare kind on foot ; and we adjourned, 
 Maignan, followed by four pages bearing lights, leading 
 the way to that end of the terrace which abuts on the 
 linden avenue. Here, a score of grooms holding torches 
 aloft had been arranged in a circle so that the impromptu 
 theater thus formed, which Maignan had ordered with much 
 taste, was as light as in the day. On a sloping bank at one 
 end seats had been placed for those who had supped at 
 my table, while the rest of the company found such places 
 of vantage as they could ; their number, indeed, amounting, 
 with my household, to two hundred persons. In the center 
 of the open space a small forge fire had been kindled, the 
 red glow of which added much to the strangeness of the 
 scene ; and on the anvil beside it were ranged a number of 
 horses' and donkeys' shoes, with a full complement of the 
 tools used by smiths. All being ready I gave the word 
 to bring in the prisoners, and escorted by La Trape and 
 six of my guards, they were marched into the arena. In 
 their pale and terrified faces, and the shaking limbs which 
 could scarce support them to their appointed stations, I 
 read both the consciousness of guilt and the apprehension 
 of immediate death; it was plain that they expected noth- 
 ing less. I was very willing to play with their fears, and 
 for some time looked at them in silence, while all wondered 
 with lively curiosity what would ensue. I then addressed 
 them gravely, telling the innkeeper that I knew well he 
 
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 had loosened each year a shoe of my horse, in order that 
 his brother might profit by the job of replacing it; and 
 went on to reprove the smith for the ingratitude which 
 had led him to return my bounty by the conception of so 
 knavish a trick. 
 
 Upon this they confessed their guilt, and flinging them- 
 selves upon their knees with many tears and prayers 
 begged for mercy. This, after a decent interval, I per- 
 mitted myself to grant. " Your lives, which are forfeited, 
 shall be spared/' I pronounced. " But punished you must 
 be. I therefore ordain that Simon, the smith, at once fit, 
 nail, and properly secure a pair of iron shoes to Andrew's 
 heels, and that then Andrew, who by that time will have 
 picked up something of the smith's art, do the same to 
 Simon. So will you both learn to avoid such shoeing tricks 
 for the future." 
 
 It may well be imagined that a judgment so whimsical, 
 and so justly adapted to the offense, charmed all save the 
 culprits ; and in a hundred ways the pleasure of those pres- 
 ent was evinced, to such a degree, indeed, that Maignan 
 had some difficulty in restoring silence and gravity to the 
 assemblage. This done, however, Master Andrew was 
 taken in hand and his wooden shoes removed. The tools 
 of his trade were placed before the smith, who cast glances 
 so piteous, first at his brother's feet and then at the shoes 
 on the anvil, as again gave rise to a prodigious amount of 
 merriment, my pages in particular well-nigh forgetting my 
 presence, and rolling about in a manner unpardonable at 
 another time. However, I rebuked them sharply, and was 
 about to order the sentence to be carried into effect, when 
 the remembrance of the many pleasant simplicities which 
 the smith had uttered to me, acting upon a natural dispo- 
 sition to mercy, which the most calumnious of my enemies 
 have never questioned, induced me to give the prisoners 
 a chance of escape. " Listen," I said, " Simon and Andrew. 
 Your sentence has been pronounced, and will certainly be 
 executed unless you can avail yourself of the condition I 
 now offer. You shall have three minutes; if in that time 
 
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 either of you can make a good joke, he shall go free. If 
 not, let a man attend to the bellows, La Trape!" 
 
 This added a fresh satisfaction to my neighbors, who 
 were well assured now that I had not promised them a 
 novel entertainment without good grounds; for the gri- 
 maces of the two knaves thus bidden to jest if they would 
 save their skins, were so diverting they would have made 
 a nun laugh. They looked at me with their eyes as wide 
 as plates, and for the whole of the time of grace never a 
 word could they utter save howls for mercy. " Simon," 
 I said gravely, when the time was up, "have you a joke? 
 No. Andrew, my friend, have you a joke? No. Then " 
 
 I was going on to order the sentence to be carried out, 
 when the innkeeper flung himself again upon his knees, 
 and cried out loudly as much to my astonishment as to 
 the regret of the bystanders, who were bent on seeing so 
 strange a shoeing feat " One word, my lord ; I can give 
 you no joke, but I can do a service, an eminent service to 
 the king. I can disclose a conspiracy ! " 
 
 I was somewhat taken aback by this sudden and public 
 announcement. But I had been too long in the king's 
 employment not to have remarked how strangely things 
 are brought to light. On hearing the man's words there- 
 fore which were followed by a stricken silence I looked 
 sharply at the faces of such of those present as it was possi- 
 ble to suspect, but failed to observe any sign of confusion 
 or dismay, or anything more particular than so abrupt a 
 statement was calculated to produce. Doubting much 
 whether the man was not playing with me, I addressed 
 him sternly, warning him to beware, lest in his anxiety 
 to save his heels by falsely accusing others, he should lose 
 his head. For that if his conspiracy should prove to be 
 an invention of his own, I should certainly consider it my 
 duty to hang him forthwith. 
 
 He heard me out, but nevertheless persisted in his story, 
 adding desperately, " It is a plot, my lord, to assassinate 
 you and the king on the same day." 
 
 This statement struck me a blow ; for I had good reason 
 
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 to know that at that time the king had alienated many by 
 his infatuation for Madame de Verneuil ; while I had always 
 to reckon firstly with all who hated him, and secondly with 
 all whom my pursuit of his interests injured, either in 
 reality or appearance. I therefore immediately directed 
 that the prisoners should be led in close custody to the 
 chamber adjoining my private closet, and taking the pre- 
 caution to call my guards about me, since I knew not what 
 attempt despair might not breed, I withdrew myself, mak- 
 ing such apologies to the company as the nature of the case 
 permitted. 
 
 I ordered Simon the smith to be first brought to me, 
 and in the presence of Maignan only, I severely examined 
 him as to his knowledge of any conspiracy. He denied, 
 however, that he had ever heard of the matters referred 
 to by his brother, and persisted so firmly in the denial that 
 I was inclined to believe him. In the end he was taken 
 out and Andrew was brought in. The innkeeper's de- 
 meanor was such as I have often observed in intriguers 
 brought suddenly to book. He averred the existence of 
 the conspiracy, and that its objects were those which he 
 had stated. He also offered to give up his associates, but 
 conditioned that he should do this in his own way; un- 
 dertaking to conduct me and one other person but no 
 more, lest the alarm should be given to a place in Paris 
 on the following night, where we could hear the plotters 
 state their plans and designs. In this way only, he urged, 
 could proof positive be obtained. 
 
 I was much startled by this proposal, and inclined to 
 think it a trap ; but further consideration dispelled my fears. 
 The innkeeper had held no parley with anyone save his 
 guards and myself since his arrest, and could neither have 
 warned his accomplices, nor acquainted them with any 
 design the execution of which should depend on his con- 
 fession to me. I therefore accepted his terms with a 
 private reservation that I should have help at hand and 
 before daybreak next morning left Rosny, which I had only 
 seen by torchlight, with my prisoner and a select body 
 
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 of Swiss. We entered Paris in the afternoon in three 
 parties, with as little parade as possible, and went straight 
 to the Arsenal, whence, as soon as evening fell, I hurried 
 with only two armed attendants to the Louvre. 
 
 A return so sudden and unexpected was as great a sur- 
 prise to the court as to the king, and I was not slow to 
 mark with an inward smile the discomposure which ap- 
 peared very clearly on the faces of several, as the crowd 
 in the chamber fell back for me to approach my master. 
 I was careful, however, to remember that this might arise 
 from other causes than guilt. The king received me with 
 his wonted affection; and divining at once that I must have 
 something important to communicate, withdrew with me 
 to the farther end of the chamber, where we were out of 
 earshot of the court. I there related the story to his 
 majesty, keeping back nothing. 
 
 He shook his head, saying merely : " The fish to escape 
 the frying pan, grand master, will jump into the fire. And 
 human nature, save in the case of you and me, who can 
 trust one another, is very fishy." 
 
 I was touched by this gracious compliment, but not con- 
 vinced. " You have not seen the man, sire," I said, " and 
 I have had that advantage." 
 
 "And believe him?" 
 
 " In part," I answered with caution. " So far at least 
 as to be assured that he thinks to save his skin, which he 
 will only do if he be telling the truth. May I beg you, sire," 
 I added hastily, seeing the direction of his glance, " not to 
 look so fixedly at the Duke of Epernon? He grows un- 
 easy." 
 
 " Conscience makes you know the rest." 
 
 " Nay, sire, with submission," I replied, " I will answer 
 for him; if he be not driven by fear to do something 
 reckless." 
 
 " Good ! I take your warranty, Duke of Sully," the king 
 said, with the easy grace which came so natural to him. 
 " But now in this matter what would you have me do ? " 
 
 "Double your guards, sire, for to-night that is all. I 
 
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 will answer for the Bastile and the Arsenal; and holding 
 these we hold Paris." 
 
 But thereupon I found that the king had come to a de- 
 cision, which I felt it to be my duty to combat with all 
 my influence. He had conceived the idea of being the one 
 to accompany me to the rendezvous. " I am tired of the 
 dice," he complained, " and sick of tennis, at which I know 
 everybody's strength. Madame de Verneuil is at Fontaine- 
 bleau, the queen is unwell. Ah, Sully, I would the old 
 days were back when we had Nerac for our Paris, and 
 knew the saddle better than the armchair ! " 
 
 " A king must think of his people," I reminded him. 
 
 " The fowl in the pot ? To be sure. So I will to-mor- 
 row," he replied. And in the end he would be obeyed. I 
 took my leave of him as if for the night, and retired, leav- 
 ing him at play with the Duke of Epernon. But an hour 
 later, toward eight o'clock, his majesty, who had made an 
 excuse to withdraw to his closet, met me outside the eastern 
 gate of the Louvre. 
 
 He was masked, and attended only by Coquet, his master 
 of the household. I too wore a mask and was esquired by 
 Maignan, under whose orders were four Swiss whom I 
 had chosen because they were unable to speak French 
 guarding the prisoner Andrew. I bade Maignan follow the 
 innkeeper's directions, and we proceeded in two parties 
 through the streets on the left bank of the river, past the 
 Chatelet and Bastile, until we reached an obscure street 
 near the water, so narrow that the decrepit wooden houses 
 shut out well-nigh all view of the sky. Here the prisoner 
 halted and called upon me to fulfill the terms of my agree- 
 ment. I bade Maignan therefore to keep with the Swiss 
 at a distance of fifty paces, but to come up should I whistle 
 or otherwise give the alarm ; and myself with the king and 
 Andrew proceeded onward in the deep shadow of the 
 houses. I kept my hand on my pistol, which I had pre- 
 viously shown to the prisoner, intimating that on the first 
 sign of treachery I should blow out his brains. However, 
 despite precaution, I felt uncomfortable to the last degree. 
 
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 I blamed myself severely for allowing the king to expose 
 himself and the country to this unnecessary danger; while 
 the meanness of the locality, the fetid air, the darkness of 
 the night, which was wet and tempestuous, and the uncer- 
 tainty of the event lowered my spirits, and made every 
 splash in the kennel and stumble on the reeking, slippery 
 pavements matters over which the king grew merry 
 seem no light troubles to me. 
 
 Arriving at a house, which, if we might judge in the 
 darkness, seemed to be of rather greater pretensions than 
 its fellows, our guide stopped, and whispered to us to 
 mount some steps to a raised wooden gallery, which inter- 
 vened between the lane and the doorway. On this, besides 
 the door, a couple of unglazed windows looked out. The 
 shutter of one was ajar, and showed us a large, bare room, 
 lighted by a couple of rushlights. Directing us to place 
 ourselves close to this shutter, the innkeeper knocked at the 
 door in a peculiar fashion, and almost immediately entered, 
 going at once into the lighted room. Peering cautiously 
 through the window we were surprised to find that the 
 only person within, save the newcomer, was a young woman, 
 who, crouching over a smoldering fire, was crooning a 
 lullaby while she attended to a large black pot. 
 
 " Good evening, mistress ! " said the innkeeper, advanc- 
 ing to the fire with a fair show of nonchalance. 
 
 " Good evening, Master Andrew," the girl replied, look- 
 ing up and nodding, but showing no sign of surprise at his 
 appearance. " Martin is away, but he may return at any 
 moment." 
 
 " Is he still of the same mind ? " 
 
 " Quite." 
 
 " And what of Sully? Is he to die then? " he asked. 
 
 " They have decided he must," the girl answered gloom- 
 ily. It may be believed that I listened with all my ears, 
 while the king by a nudge in my side seemed to rally me 
 on the destiny so coolly arranged for me. " Martin says 
 it is no good killing the other unless he goes too they have 
 been so long together. But it vexes me sadly, Master An- 
 
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 drew," she added with a sudden break in her voice. " Sadly 
 it vexes me. I could not sleep last night for thinking of it, 
 and the risk Martin runs. And I shall sleep less when it 
 is done." 
 
 " Pooh-pooh ! " said that rascally innkeeper. " Think 
 less about it. Things will grow worse and worse if they 
 are let live. The King has done harm enough already. 
 And he grows old besides." 
 
 " That is true ! " said the girl. " And no doubt the sooner 
 he is put out of the way the better. He is changed sadly. 
 I do not say a word for him. Let him die. It is killing 
 Sully that troubles me that and the risk Martin runs." 
 
 At this I took the liberty of gently touching the king. 
 He answered by an amused grimace; then by a motion of 
 his hand he enjoined silence. We stooped still farther for- 
 ward so as better to command the room. The girl was 
 rocking herself to and fro in evident distress of mind. " If 
 we killed the King," she continued, " Martin declares we 
 should be no better off, as long as Sully lives. Both or 
 neither, he says. But I do not know. I cannot bear to think 
 of it. It was a sad day when we brought Epernon here, 
 Master Andrew ; and one I fear we shall rue as long as we 
 live." 
 
 It was now the king's turn to be moved. He grasped my 
 wrist so forcibly that I restrained a cry with difficulty. 
 " Epernon ! " he whispered harshly in my ear. " They are 
 Epernon's tools ! Where is your guaranty now, Rosny ? " 
 
 I confess that I trembled. I knew well that the king, 
 particular in small courtesies, never forgot to call his serv- 
 ants by their correct titles, save in two cases ; when he indi- 
 cated by the seeming error, as once in Marshal Biron's 
 affair, his intention to promote or degrade them; or when 
 he was moved to the depths of his nature and fell into an 
 old habit. I did not dare to reply, but listened greedily for 
 more information. 
 
 " When is it to be done ? " asked the innkeeper, sinking 
 his voice and glancing round, as if he would call especial 
 attention to this. 
 
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 "That depends upon Master la Riviere," the girl an- 
 swered. " To-morrow night, I understand, if Master la 
 Riviere can have the stuff ready." 
 
 I met the king's eyes. They shone fiercely in the faint 
 light, which issuing from the window fell on him. Of all 
 things he hated treachery most, and La Riviere was his 
 first body physician, and at this very time, as I well knew, 
 was treating him for a slight derangement which the king 
 had brought upon himself by his imprudence. This doctor 
 had formerly been in the employment of the Bouillon fam- 
 ily, who had surrendered his services to the king. Neither 
 I nor his majesty had trusted the Duke of Bouillon for the 
 last year past, so that we were not surprised by this hint 
 that he was privy to the design. 
 
 Despite our anxiety not to miss a word, an approaching 
 step warned us at this moment to draw back. More than 
 once before we had done so to escape the notice of a way- 
 farer passing up and down. But this time I had a dif- 
 ficulty in inducing the king to adopt the precaution. Yet 
 it was well that I succeeded, for the person who came 
 stumbling along toward us did not pass, but, mounting the 
 steps, walked by within touch of us and entered the house. 
 
 " The plot thickens," muttered the king. " Who is this? " 
 
 At the moment he asked I was racking my brain to re- 
 member. I have a good eye and a fair recollection for 
 faces, and this was one I had seen several times. The fea- 
 tures were so familiar that I suspected the man of being a 
 courtier in disguise, and I ran over the names of several per- 
 sons whom I knew to be Bouillon's secret agents. But he 
 was none of these, and obeying the king's gesture, I bent 
 myself again to the task of listening. 
 
 The girl looked up on the man's entrance, but did not rise. 
 " You are late, Martin," she said. 
 
 " A little," the newcomer answered. " How do you do, 
 Master Andrew? What cheer? What, still vexing, mis- 
 tress ? " he added contemptuously to the girl. " You have 
 too soft a heart for this business ! " 
 
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 " You have made up your mind to it, I hear ? " said the 
 innkeeper. 
 
 " That is it. Needs must when the devil drives ! " replied 
 the man jauntily. He had a downcast, reckless, luckless air, 
 yet in his face I thought I still saw traces of a better spirit. 
 
 " The devil in this case was Epernon," quoth Andrew. 
 
 " Aye, curse him ! I would I had cut his dainty throat 
 before he crossed my threshold," cried the desperado. 
 " But there, it is too late to say that now. What has to be 
 done, has to be done." 
 
 " How are you going about it ? Poison, the mistress 
 says." 
 
 " Yes ; but if I had my way," the man growled fiercely, 
 " I would out one of these nights and cut the dogs' throats 
 in the kennel ! " 
 
 " You could never escape, Martin ! " the girl cried, rising 
 in excitement. " It would be hopeless. It would merely be 
 throwing away your own life." 
 
 " Well, it is not to be done that way, so there is an end 
 of it," quoth the man wearily. " Give me my supper. The 
 devil take the king and Sully too! He will soon have 
 them." 
 
 On this Master Andrew rose, and I took his movement 
 toward the door for a signal for us to retire. He came out 
 at once, shutting the door behind him as he bade the pair 
 within a loud good night. He found us standing in the 
 street waiting for him and forthwith fell on his knees in the 
 mud and looked up at me, the perspiration standing thick 
 on his white face. " My lord," he cried hoarsely, " I have 
 earned my pardon ! " 
 
 " If you go on," I said encouragingly, " as you have be- 
 gun, have no fear." Without more ado I whistled up the 
 Swiss and bade Maignan go with them and arrest the man 
 and woman with as little disturbance as possible. While 
 this was being done we waited without, keeping a sharp 
 eye upon the informer, whose terror, I noted with suspicion, 
 seemed to be in no degree diminished. He did not, how- 
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 that he had executed the arrest without difficulty or re- 
 sistance. 
 
 The importance of arriving at the truth before Epernon 
 and the greater conspirators should take the alarm was so 
 vividly present to the minds of the king and myself, that 
 we did not hesitate to examine the prisoners in their house, 
 rather than hazard the delay and observation which their 
 removal to a more fit place must occasion. Accordingly, 
 taking the precaution to post Coquet in the street outside, 
 and to plant a burly Swiss in the doorway, the king and I 
 entered. I removed my mask as I did so, being aware of 
 the necessity of gaining the prisoners' confidence, but I 
 begged the king to retain his. As I had expected, the man 
 immediately recognized me and fell on his knees, a nearer 
 view confirming the notion I had previously entertained that 
 his features were familiar to me, though I could not re- 
 member his name. I thought this a good starting-point for 
 my examination, and bidding Maignan withdraw, I as- 
 sumed an air of mildness and asked the fellow his name. 
 
 " Martin, only, please your lordship," he answered ; add- 
 ing, " once I sold you two dogs, sir, for the chase, and to 
 your lady a lapdog called Ninette no larger than her hand." 
 
 I remembered the knave, then, as a fashionable dog 
 dealer, who had been much about the court in the reign of 
 Henry the Third and later; and I saw at once how con- 
 venient a tool he might be made, since he could be seen in 
 converse with people of all ranks without arousing sus- 
 picion. The man's face as he spoke expressed so much 
 fear and surprise that I determined to try what I had often 
 found successful in the case of greater criminals, to squeeze 
 him for a confession while still excited by his arrest, and 
 before he should have had time to consider what his chances 
 of support at the hands of his confederates might be. I 
 charged him therefore solemnly to tell the whole truth as 
 he hoped for the king's mercy. He heard me, gazing at me 
 piteously ; but his only answer, to my surprise, was that he 
 had nothing to confess. 
 
 " Come, come," I replied sternly, " this will avail you 
 
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 nothing; if you do not speak quickly, rogue, and to the 
 point, we shall find means to compel you. Who counseled 
 you to attempt his majesty's life? " 
 
 On this he stared so stupidly at me, and exclaimed with 
 so real an appearance of horror : " How ? I attempt the 
 king's life? God forbid! " that I doubted that we had be- 
 fore us a more dangerous rascal than I had thought, and I 
 hastened to bring him to the point. 
 
 " What, then," I cried, frowning, " of the stuff Master 
 la Riviere is to give you to take the king's life to-morrow 
 night ? Oh, we know something, I assure you ; bethink you 
 quickly, and find your tongue if you would have an easy 
 death." 
 
 I expected to see his self-control break down at this 
 proof of our knowledge of his design, but he only stared 
 at me with the same look of bewilderment. I was about 
 to bid them bring in the informer that I might see the 
 two front to front, when the female prisoner, who had 
 hitherto stood beside her companion in such distress and 
 terror as might be expected in a woman of that class, sud- 
 denly stopped her tears and lamentations. It occurred to 
 me that she might make a better witness. I turned to her, 
 but when I would have questioned her she broke into a wild 
 scream of hysterical laughter. 
 
 From that I remember that I learned nothing, though it 
 greatly annoyed me. But there was one present who did 
 the king. He laid his hand on my shoulder, gripping it 
 with a force that I read as a command to be silent. 
 
 " Where," he said to the man, " do you keep the King 
 and Sully and Epernon, my friend ? " 
 
 " The King and Sully with the lordship's leave," said 
 the man quickly, with a frightened glance at me " are in 
 the kennels at the back of the house, but it is not safe to 
 go near them. The King is raving mad, and and the other 
 dog is sickening. Epernon we had to kill a month back. 
 He brought the disease here, and I have had such losses 
 through him as have nearly ruined me, please vour lord- 
 ship." 
 
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 " Get up get up, man ! " cried the king, and tearing off 
 his mask he stamped up and down the room, so torn by 
 paroxysms of laughter that he choked himself when again 
 and again he attempted to speak. 
 
 I too now saw the mistake, but I could not at first see 
 it in the same light. Commanding myself as well as I 
 could, I ordered one of the Swiss to fetch in the innkeeper, 
 but to admit no one else. 
 
 The knave fell on his knees as soon as he saw me, his 
 cheeks shaking like a jelly. 
 
 " Mercy, mercy ! " was all he could say. 
 
 "You have dared to play with me?" I whispered. 
 
 " You bade me joke," he sobbed, " you bade me." 
 
 I was about to say that it would be his last joke in this 
 world for my anger was fully aroused when the king 
 intervened. 
 
 " Nay," he said, laying his hand softly on my shoulder. 
 " It has been the most glorious jest. I would not have missed 
 it for a kingdom. I command you, Sully, to forgive him." 
 
 Thereupon his majesty strictly charged the three that 
 they should not on peril of their lives mention the circum- 
 stances to anyone. Nor to the best of my belief did they 
 do so, being so shrewdly scared when they recognized the 
 king that I verily think they never afterwards so much as 
 spoke of the affair to one another. My master further 
 gave me on his own part his most gracious promise that 
 he would not disclose the matter even to Madame de Ver- 
 neuil or the queen, and upon these representations he in- 
 duced me freely to forgive the innkeeper. So ended this 
 conspiracy, on the diverting details of which I may seem 
 to have dwelt longer than I should ; but alas ! in twenty-one 
 years of power I investigated many, and this one only can 
 I regard with satisfaction. The rest were so many warn- 
 ings and predictions of the fate which, despite all my care 
 and fidelity, was in store for the great and good master I 
 served. 
 
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 The Pavilion on the Links 
 
 T WAS a great solitary when I was young. I made it my 
 pride to keep aloof and suffice for my own entertain- 
 ment; and I may say that I had neither friends nor ac- 
 quaintances until I met that friend who became my wife 
 and the mother of my children. With one man only was I 
 on private terms; this was R. Northmour, Esquire, of 
 Graden Easter, in Scotland. We had met at college; and 
 though there was not much liking between us, nor even 
 much intimacy, we were so nearly of a humor that we could 
 associate with ease to both. Misanthropes, we believed our- 
 selves to be; but I have thought since that we were only 
 sulky fellows. It was scarcely a companionship, but a co- 
 existence in unsociability. Northmour's exceptional violence 
 of temper made it no easy affair for him to keep the peace 
 with anyone but me; and as he respected my silent ways, 
 and let me come and go as I pleased, I could tolerate his 
 presence without concern. I think we called each other 
 friends. 
 
 When Northmour took his degree and I decided to leave 
 the university without one, he invited me on a long visit to 
 Graden Easter; and it was thus that I first became ac- 
 quainted with the scene of my adventures. The mansion 
 house of Graden stood in a bleak stretch of country some 
 three miles from the shore of the German Ocean. It was 
 as large as a barrack; and as it had been built of a soft 
 stone, liable to consume in the eager air of the seaside, it 
 was damp and draughty within and half ruinous without. 
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 in such a dwelling. But there stood in the northern part of 
 the estate, in a wilderness of links and blowing sand hills, 
 and between a plantation and the sea, a small pavilion or 
 belvedere, of modern design, which was exactly suited to 
 our wants; and in this hermitage, speaking little, reading 
 much, and rarely associating except at meals, Northmour and 
 I spent four tempestuous winter months. I might have stayed 
 longer ; but one March night there sprung up between us a 
 dispute, which rendered my departure necessary. North- 
 mour spoke hotly, I remember, and I suppose I must have 
 made some tart rejoinder. He leaped from his chair and 
 grappled me ; I had to fight, without exaggeration, for my 
 life ; and it was only with a great effort that I mastered him, 
 for he was near as strong in body as myself, and seemed 
 filled with the devil. The next morning, we met on our 
 usual terms ; but I judged it more delicate to withdraw ; nor 
 did he attempt to dissuade me. 
 
 It was nine years before I revisited the neighborhood. I 
 traveled at that time with a tilt-cart, a tent, and a cooking 
 stove, tramping all day beside the wagon, and at night, when- 
 ever it was possible, gypsying in a cove of the hills, or by the 
 side of a wood. I believe I visited in this manner most of 
 the wild and desolate regions both in England and Scot- 
 land; and, as I had neither friends nor relations, I was 
 troubled with no correspondence, and had nothing in the 
 nature of headquarters, unless it was the office of my so- 
 licitors, from whom I drew my income twice a year. It 
 was a life in which I delighted ; and I fully thought to have 
 grown old upon the march, and at last died in a ditch. 
 
 It was my whole business to find desolate corners, where 
 I could camp without the fear of interruption; and hence, 
 being in another part of the same shire, I bethought me 
 suddenly of the Pavilion on the Links. No thoroughfare 
 passed within three miles of it. The nearest town, and that 
 was but a fisher village, was at a distance of six or seven. 
 For ten miles of length, and from a depth varying from 
 three miles to half a mile, this belt of barren country lay 
 along the sea. The beach, which was the natural approach, 
 
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 was full of quicksands. Indeed I may say there is hardly a 
 better place of concealment in the United Kingdom. I de- 
 termined to pass a week in the Sea- Wood of Graden Easter, 
 and making a long stage, reached it about sundown on a 
 wild September day. 
 
 The country, I have said, was mixed sand hill and links ; 
 links being a Scottish name for sand which has ceased drift- 
 ing and become more or less solidly covered with turf. The 
 pavilion stood on an even space : a little behind it, the wood 
 began in a hedge of elders huddled together by the wind; 
 in front, a few tumbled sand hills stood between it and the 
 sea. An outcropping of rock had formed a bastion for the 
 sand, so that there was here a promontory in the coast line 
 between two shallow bays; and just beyond the tides, the 
 rock again cropped out and formed an islet of small dimen- 
 sions but strikingly designed. The quicksands were of great 
 extent at low water, and had an infamous reputation in the 
 country. Close in shore, between the islet and the promon- 
 tory, it was said they would swallow a man in four minutes 
 and a half ; but there may have been little ground for this 
 precision. The district was alive with rabbits, and haunted 
 by gulls which made a continual piping about the pavilion. 
 On summer days the outlook was bright and even gladsome ; 
 b'ut at sundown in September, with a high wind, and a 
 heavy surf rolling in close along the links, the place told of 
 nothing but dead mariners and sea disaster. A ship beating 
 to windward on the horizon, and a huge truncheon of wreck 
 half buried in the sands at my feet, completed the innuendo 
 of the scene. 
 
 The pavilion it had been built by the last proprietor, 
 Northmour's uncle, a silly and prodigal virtuoso presented 
 little signs of age. It was two stories in height, Italian in 
 design, surrounded by a patch of garden in which nothing 
 had prospered but a few coarse flowers; and looked, with 
 its shuttered windows, not like a house that had been de- 
 serted, but like one that had never been tenanted by man. 
 Northmour was plainly from home ; whether, as usual, sulk- 
 ing in the cabin of his yacht, or in one of his fitful and ex- 
 
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 travagant appearances in the world of society, I had, of 
 course, no means of guessing. The place had an air of 
 solitude that daunted even a solitary like myself; the wind 
 cried in the chimneys with a strange and wailing note ; and 
 it was with a sense of escape, as if I were going indoors, 
 that I turned away and, driving my cart before me, entered 
 the skirts of the wood. 
 
 The Sea- Wood of Graden had been planted to shelter the 
 cultivated fields behind, and check the encroachments of the 
 blowing sand. As you advanced into it from coastward, 
 elders were succeeded by other hardy shrubs ; but the timber 
 was all stunted and bushy ; it led a life of conflict ; the trees 
 were accustomed to swing there all night long in fierce win- 
 ter tempests; and even in early spring, the leaves were al- 
 ready flying, and autumn was beginning, in this exposed 
 plantation. Inland the ground rose into a little hill, which, 
 along with the islet, served as a sailing mark for seamen. 
 When the hill was open of the islet to the north, vessels 
 must bear well to the eastward to clear Graden Ness and 
 the Graden Bullers. In the lower ground, a streamlet ran 
 among the trees, and, being dammed with dead leaves and 
 clay of its own carrying, spread out every here and there, 
 and lay in stagnant pools. One or two ruined cottages were 
 dotted about the wood ; and, according to Northmour, these 
 were ecclesiastical foundations, and in their time had shel- 
 tered pious hermits. 
 
 I found a den, or small hollow, where there was a spring 
 of pure water; and there, clearing away the brambles, I 
 pitched the tent, and made a fire to cook my supper. My 
 horse I picketed farther in the wood where there was a 
 patch of sward. The banks of the den not only concealed 
 the light of my fire, but sheltered me from the wind, which 
 was cold as well as high. 
 
 The life I was leading made me both hardy and frugal. 
 I never drank but water, and rarely eat anything more costly 
 than oatmeal ; and I required so little sleep, that, although I 
 rose with the peep of day, I would often lie long awake in 
 the dark or starry watches of the night. Thus in Graden 
 
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 Sea- Wood, although I fell thankfully asleep by eight in the 
 evening I was awake again before eleven with a full pos- 
 session of my faculties, and no sense of drowsiness or 
 fatigue. I rose and sat by the fire, watching the trees and 
 clouds tumultuously tossing and fleeing overhead, and heark- 
 ening to the wind and the rollers along the shore; till at 
 length, growing weary of inaction, I quitted the den, and 
 strolled toward the borders of the wood. A young moon, 
 buried in mist, gave a faint illumination to my steps; and 
 the light grew brighter as I walked forth into the links. At 
 the same moment, the wind, smelling salt of the open ocean 
 and carrying particles of sand, struck me with its full force, 
 so that I had to bow my head. 
 
 When I raised it again to look about me, I was aware of 
 a light in the pavilion. It was not stationary; but passed 
 from one window to another, as though some one were re- 
 viewing the different apartments with a lamp or candle. I 
 watched it for some seconds in great surprise. When I had 
 arrived in the afternoon the house had been plainly de- 
 serted ; now it was as plainly occupied. It was my first idea 
 that a gang of thieves might have broken in and be now 
 ransacking Northmour's cupboards, which were many and 
 not ill supplied. But what should bring thieves at Graden 
 Easter ? And, again, all the shutters had been thrown open, 
 and it would have been more in the character of such gentry 
 to close them. I dismissed the notion, and fell back upon 
 another. Northmour himself must have arrived, and was 
 now airing and inspecting the pavilion. 
 
 I have said that there was no real affection between this 
 man and me; but, had I loved him like a brother, I was 
 then so much more in love with solitude that I should none 
 the less have shunned his company. As it was, I turned 
 and ran for it ; and it was with genuine satisfaction that I 
 found myself safely back beside the fire. I had escaped an 
 acquaintance ; I should have one more night in comfort. In 
 the morning, I might either slip away before Northmour 
 was abroad, or pay him as short a visit as I chose. 
 
 But when morning came, I thought the situation so di- 
 
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 verting that I forgot my shyness. Northmour was at my 
 mercy ; I arranged a good practical jest, though I knew well 
 that my neighbor was not the man to jest with in security; 
 and, chuckling beforehand over its success, took my place 
 among the elders at the edge of the wood, whence I could 
 command the door of the pavilion. The shutters were all 
 once more closed, which I remember thinking odd ; and the 
 house, with its white walls and green Venetians, looked 
 spruce and habitable in the morning light. Hour after hour 
 passed, and still no sign of Northmour. I knew him for a 
 sluggard in the morning; but, as it drew on toward noon, 
 I lost my patience. To say the truth, I had promised myself 
 to break my fast in the pavilion, and hunger began to prick 
 me sharply. It was a pity to let the opportunity go by with- 
 out some cause for mirth ; but the grosser appetite prevailed, 
 and I relinquished my jest with regret, and sallied from the 
 wood. 
 
 The appearance of the house affected me, as I drew near, 
 with disquietude. It seemed unchanged since last evening; 
 and I had expected it, I scarce knew why, to wear some ex- 
 ternal signs of habitation. But no: the windows were all 
 closely shuttered, the chimneys breathed no smoke, and the 
 front door itself was closely padlocked. Northmour, there- 
 'fore, had entered by the back ; this was the natural, and in- 
 'deed, the necessary conclusion; and you may judge of my 
 surprise when, on turning the house, I found the back door 
 similarly secured. 
 
 My mind at once reverted to the original theory of 
 thieves; and I blamed myself sharply for my last night's 
 inaction. I examined all the windows on the lower story, 
 but none of them had been tampered with ; I tried the pad- 
 locks, but they were both secure. It thus became a problem 
 how the thieves, if thieves they were, had managed to enter 
 the house. They must have got, I reasoned, upon the roof 
 of the outhouse where Northmour used to keep his photo- 
 graphic battery ; and from thence, either by the window of 
 the study or that of my old bedroom, completed their bur- 
 glarious entry. 
 
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 I followed what I supposed was their example ; and, get- 
 ting on the roof, tried the shutters of each room. Both 
 were secure ; but I was not to be beaten ; and, with a little 
 force, one of them flew open, grazing, as it did so, the back 
 of my hand. I remember, I put the wound to my mouth, 
 and stood for perhaps half a minute licking it like a dog, 
 and mechanically gazing behind me over the waste links 
 and the sea; and, in that space of time, my eye made note 
 of a large schooner yacht some miles to the northeast. Then 
 I threw up the window and climbed in. 
 
 I went over the house, and nothing can express my mys- 
 tification. There was no sign of disorder, but, on the con- 
 trary, the rooms were unusually clean and pleasant. I found 
 fires laid, ready for lighting ; three bedrooms prepared with 
 a luxury quite foreign to Northmour's habits, and with 
 water in the ewers and the beds turned down; a table set 
 for three in the dining-room; and an ample supply of cold 
 meats, game, and vegetables on the pantry shelves. There 
 were guests expected, that was plain ; but why guests, when 
 Northmour hated society? And, above all, why was the 
 house thus stealthily prepared at dead of night? and why 
 were the shutters closed and the doors padlocked? 
 
 I effaced all traces of my visit, and came forth from the 
 window feeling sobered and concerned. 
 
 The schooner yacht was still in the same place; and it 
 flashed for a moment through my mind that this might be 
 the " Red Earl " bringing the owner of the pavilion and his 
 guests. But the vessel's head was set the other way. 
 
 II 
 
 I RETURNED to the den to cook myself a meal, of which 
 I stood in great need, as well as to care for my horse, whom 
 I had somewhat neglected in the morning. From time to 
 time I went down to the edge of the wood ; but there was 
 no change in the pavilion, and not a human creature was 
 seen all day upon the links. The schooner in the offing was 
 
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 the one touch of life within my range of vision. She, ap- 
 parently with no set object, stood off and on or lay to, hour 
 after hour; but as the evening deepened, she drew steadily 
 nearer. I became more convinced that she carried North- 
 mour and his friends, and that they would probably come 
 ashore after dark ; not only because that was of a piece with 
 the secrecy of the preparations, but because the tide would 
 not have flowed sufficiently before eleven to cover Graden 
 Floe and the other sea quags that fortified the shore against 
 invaders. 
 
 All day the wind had been going down, and the sea along 
 with it ; but there was a return toward sunset of the heavy 
 weather of the day before. The night set in pitch dark. 
 The wind came off the sea in squalls, like the firing of a 
 battery of cannon ; now and then there was a flaw of rain, 
 and the surf rolled heavier with the rising tide. I was down 
 at my observatory among the elders, when a light was run 
 up to the masthead of the schooner, and showed she was 
 closer in than when I had last seen her by the dying day- 
 light. I concluded that this must be a signal to North- 
 mour's associates on shore; and, stepping forth into the 
 links, looked around me for something in response. 
 
 A small footpath ran along the margin of the wood, and 
 formed the most direct communication between the pavilion 
 and the mansion house ; and, as I cast my eyes to that side, 
 I saw a spark of light, not a quarter of a mile away, and 
 rapidly approaching. From its uneven course it appeared 
 to be the light of a lantern carried by a person who followed 
 the windings of the path, and was often staggered, and taken 
 aback by the more violent squalls. I concealed myself once 
 more among the elders, and waited eagerly for the new- 
 comer's advance. It proved to be a woman; and, as she 
 passed within half a rod of my ambush, I was able to recog- 
 nize the features. The deaf and silent old dame, who had 
 nursed Northmour in his childhood, was his associate in this 
 underhand affair. 
 
 I followed her at a little distance, taking advantage of the 
 innumerable heights and hollows, concealed by the darkness, 
 
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 and favored not only by the nurse's deafness, but by the 
 uproar of the wind and surf. She entered the pavilion, and, 
 going at onde to the upper story, opened and set a light in 
 one of the windows that looked toward the sea. Immedi- 
 ately afterwards the light at the schooner's masthead was 
 run down and extinguished. Its purpose had been attained, 
 and those on board were sure that they were expected. The 
 old woman resumed her preparations; although the other 
 shutters remained closed, I could see a glimmer going to 
 and fro about the house; and a gush of sparks from one 
 chimney after another soon told me that the fires were be- 
 ing kindled. 
 
 Northmour and his guests, I was now persuaded, would 
 come ashore as soon as there was water on the floe. It was 
 a wild night for boat service ; and I felt some alarm mingle 
 with my curiosity as I reflected on the danger of the landing. 
 My old acquaintance, it was true, was the most eccentric 
 of men ; but the present eccentricity was both disquieting and 
 lugubrious to consider. A variety of feelings thus led me 
 toward the beach, where I lay flat on my face in a hollow 
 within six feet of the track that led to the pavilion. Thence, 
 I should have the satisfaction of recognizing the arrivals, 
 and, if they should prove to be acquaintances, greeting them 
 as soon as they landed. 
 
 Some time before eleven, while the tide was still danger- 
 ously low, a boat's lantern appeared close in shore ; and, my 
 attention being thus awakened, I could perceive another still 
 far to seaward, violently tossed, and sometimes hidden by 
 the billows. The weather, which was getting dirtier as the 
 night went on, and the perilous situation of the yacht upon a 
 lee shore, had probably driven them to attempt a landing at 
 the earliest possible moment. 
 
 A little afterwards, four yachtsmen carrying a very heavy 
 chest, and guided by a fifth with a lantern, passed close in 
 front of me as I lay, and were admitted to the pavilion by 
 the nurse. They returned to the beach, and passed me a 
 third time with another chest, larger but apparently not so 
 heavy as the first. A third time they made the transit ; and 
 
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 on this occasion one of the yachtsmen carried a leather port- 
 manteau, and the others a lady's trunk and carriage bag. 
 My curiosity was sharply excited. If a woman were among 
 the guests of Northmour, it would show a change in his 
 habits, and an apostasy from his pet theories of life, well 
 calculated to fill me with surprise. When he and I dwelt 
 there together, the pavilion had been a temple of misogyny. 
 And now, one of the detested sex was to be installed under 
 its roof. I remembered one or two particulars, a few notes 
 of daintiness and almost of coquetry which had struck me 
 the day before as I surveyed the preparations in the house ; 
 their purpose was now clear, and I thought myself dull not 
 to have perceived it from the first. 
 
 While I was thus reflecting, a second lantern drew near 
 me from the beach. It was carried by a yachtsman whom 
 I had not yet seen, and who was conducting two other per- 
 sons to the pavilion. These two persons were unquestion- 
 ably the guests for whom the house was made ready ; and, 
 straining eye and ear, I set myself to watch them as they 
 passed. One was an unusually tall man, in a traveling hat 
 slouched over his eyes, and a highland cape closely buttoned 
 and turned up so as to conceal his face. You could make 
 out no more of him than that he was, as I have said, unusu- 
 ally tall, and walked feebly with a heavy stoop. By his side, 
 and either clinging to him or giving him support I could 
 not make out which was a young, tall, and slender figure 
 of a woman. She was extremely pale; but in the light of 
 the lantern her face was so marred by strong and changing 
 shadows, that she might equally well have been as ugly as 
 sin or as beautiful as I afterwards found her to be. 
 
 When they were just abreast of me, the girl made some 
 remark which was drowned by the noise of the wind. 
 
 " Hush ! " said her companion ; and there was something 
 in the tone with which the word was uttered that thrilled and 
 rather shook my spirits. It seemed to breathe from a bosom 
 laboring under the deadliest terror ; I have never heard an- 
 other syllable so expressive ; and I still hear it again when 
 I am feverish at night, and my mind runs upon old times. 
 
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 The man turned toward the girl as he spoke ; I had a glimpse 
 of much red beard and a nose which seemed to have been 
 broken in youth; and his light eyes seemed shining in his 
 face with some strong and unpleasant emotion. 
 
 But these two passed on and were admitted in their turn 
 to the pavilion. 
 
 One by one, or in groups, the seamen returned to the 
 beach. The wind brought me the sound of a rough voice 
 crying, " Shove off ! " Then, after a pause, another lantern 
 drew near. It was Northmour alone. 
 
 My wife and I, a man and a woman, have often agreed to 
 wonder how a person could be, at the same time, so hand- 
 some and so repulsive as Northmour. He had the appear- 
 ance of a finished gentleman; his face bore every mark of 
 intelligence and courage ; but you had only to look at him, 
 even in his most amiable moment, to see that he had the 
 temper of a slaver captain. I never knew a character that 
 was both explosive and revengeful to the same degree; he 
 combined the vivacity of the south with the sustained and 
 deadly hatreds of the north; and both traits were plainly 
 written on his face, which was a sort of danger signal. In 
 person, he was tall, strong, and active; his hair and com- 
 plexion very dark; his features handsomely designed, but 
 spoiled by a menacing expression. 
 
 At that moment he was somewhat paler than by nature ; 
 he wore a heavy frown ; and his lips worked, and he looked 
 sharply round him as he walked, like a man besieged with 
 apprehensions. And yet I thought he had a look of triumph 
 underlying all, as though he had already done much, and 
 was near the end of an achievement. 
 
 Partly from a scruple of delicacy which I dare say came 
 too late partly from the pleasure of startling an acquaint- 
 ance, I desired to make my presence known to him without 
 delay. 
 
 I got suddenly to my feet, and stepped forward. 
 
 "Northmour! "said I. 
 
 I have never had so shocking a surprise in all my days. 
 He leaped on me without a word; something shone in his 
 
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 hand ; and he struck for my heart with a Hagger. At the 
 same moment I knocked him head over heels. Whether it 
 was my quickness, or his own uncertainty, I know not; but 
 the blade only grazed my shoulder, while the hilt and his 
 fist struck me violently on the mouth. 
 
 I fled, but not far. I had often and often observed the ca- 
 pabilities of the sand hills for protracted ambush or stealthy 
 advances and retreats ; and, not ten yards from the scene of 
 the scuffle, plumped down again upon the grass. The lantern 
 had fallen and gone out. But what was my astonishment to 
 see Northmour slip at a bound into the pavilion, and hear 
 him bar the door behind him with a clang of iron ! 
 
 He had not pursued me. He had run away. Northmour, 
 whom I knew for the most implacable and daring of men, 
 had run away! I could scarce believe my reason; and yet 
 in this strange business, where all was incredible, there 
 was nothing to make a work about in an incredibility more 
 or less. For why was the pavilion secretly prepared? Why 
 had Northmour landed with his guests at dead of night, in 
 half a gale of wind, and with the floe scarce covered? Why 
 had he sought to kill me? Had he not recognized my 
 voice? I wondered. And, above all, how had he come to 
 have a dagger ready in his hand? A dagger, or even a 
 sharp knife, seemed out of keeping with the age in which 
 we lived; and a gentleman landing from his yacht on the 
 shore of his own estate, even although it was at night and 
 with some mysterious circumstances, does not usually, as a 
 matter of fact, walk thus prepared for deadly onslaught. 
 The more I reflected, the further I felt at sea. I recapitu- 
 lated the elements of mystery, counting them on my fin- 
 gers: the pavilion secretly prepared for guests; the guests 
 landed at the risk of their lives and to the imminent peril 
 of the yacht; the guests, or at least one of them, in undis- 
 guised and seemingly causeless terror; Northmour with a 
 naked weapon; Northmour stabbing his most intimate ac- 
 quaintance at a word; last, and not least strange, North- 
 mour fleeing from the man whom he had sought to murder, 
 and barricading himself, like a hunted creature, behind the 
 
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 door of the pavilion. Here were at least six separate causes 
 for extreme surprise ; each part and parcel with the others, 
 and forming all together one consistent story. I felt almost 
 ashamed to believe my own senses. 
 
 As I thus stood, transfixed with wonder, I began to grow 
 painfully conscious of the injuries I had received in the 
 scuffle; skulked round among the sand hills; and, by a 
 devious path, regained the shelter of the wood. On the 
 way, the old nurse passed again within several yards of me, 
 still carrying her lantern, on the return journey to the 
 mansion house of Graden. This made a seventh suspicious 
 feature in the case. Northmour and his guests, it appeared, 
 were to cook and do the cleaning for themselves, while the 
 old woman continued to inhabit the big empty barrack 
 among the policies. There must surely be great cause 
 for secrecy, when so many inconveniences were confronted 
 to preserve it. 
 
 So thinking, I made my way to the den. For greater 
 security, I trod out the embers of the fire, and lighted my 
 lantern to examine the wound upon my shoulder. It was 
 a trifling hurt, although it bled somewhat freely, and I 
 dressed it as well as I could (for its position made it diffi- 
 cult to reach) with some rag and cold water from the 
 spring. While I was thus busied, I mentally declared war 
 against Northmour and his mystery. I am not an angry 
 man by nature, and I believe there was more curiosity 
 than resentment in my heart. But war I certainly de- 
 clared; and, by way of preparation, I got out my revolver, 
 and, having drawn the charges, cleaned and reloaded it 
 with scrupulous care. Next I became preoccupied about 
 my horse. It might break loose, or fall to neighing, and 
 so betray my camp in the Sea- Wood. I determined to rid 
 myself of its neighborhood; and long before dawn I was 
 leading it over the links in the direction of the fisher village. 
 
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 III 
 
 FOR two days I skulked round the pavilion, profiting by 
 the uneven surface of the links. I became an adept in the 
 necessary tactics. These low hillocks and shallow dells, 
 running one into another, became a kind of cloak of dark- 
 ness for my inthralling, but perhaps dishonorable, pursuit. 
 
 Yet, in spite of this advantage, I could learn but little of 
 Northmour or his guests. 
 
 Fresh provisions were brought under cover of darkness 
 by the old woman from the mansion house. Northmour, 
 and the young lady, sometimes together, but more often 
 singly, would walk for an hour or two at a time on the 
 beach beside the quicksand. I could not but conclude 
 that this promenade was chosen with an eye to secrecy ; for 
 the spot was open only to seaward. But it suited me not 
 less excellently; the highest and most accidented of the 
 sand hills immediately adjoined; and from these, lying flat 
 in a hollow, I could overlook Northmour or the young lady 
 as they walked. 
 
 The tall man seemed to have disappeared. Not only did 
 he never cross the threshold, but he never so much as 
 showed face at a window ; or, at least, not so far as I could 
 see ; for I dared not creep forward beyond a certain distance 
 in the day, since the upper floors commanded the bottoms 
 of the links; and at night, when I could venture further, 
 the lower windows were barricaded as if to stand a siege. 
 Sometimes I thought the tall man must be confined to bed, 
 for I remembered the feebleness of his gait ; and sometimes 
 I thought he must have gone clear away, and that North- 
 mour and the young lady remained alone together in the 
 pavilion. The idea, even then, displeased me. 
 
 Whether or not this pair were man and wife, I had seen 
 abundant reason to doubt the friendliness of their relation. 
 Although I could hear nothing of what they said, and rare- 
 ly so much as glean a decided expression on the face of 
 either, there was a distance, almost a stiffness, in their bear- 
 
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 ing which showed them to be either unfamiliar or at en- 
 mity. The girl walked faster when she was with North- 
 mour than when she was alone; and I conceived that any 
 inclination between a man and a woman would rather delay 
 than accelerate the step. Moreover, she kept a good yard 
 free of him, and trailed her umbrella, as if it were a bar- 
 rier, on the side between them. Northmour kept sidling 
 closer; and, as the girl retired from his advance, their course 
 lay at a sort of diagonal across the beach, and would have 
 landed them in the surf had it been long enough continued. 
 But, when this was imminent, the girl would unostenta- 
 tiously change sides and put Northmour between her and 
 the sea. I watched these maneuvers, for my part, with 
 high enjoyment and approval, and chuckled to myself at 
 every move. 
 
 On the morning of the third day, she walked alone for 
 some time, and I perceived, to my great concern, that she 
 was more than once in tears. You will see that my heart 
 was already interested more than I supposed. She had a 
 firm yet airy motion of the body, and carried her head with 
 unimaginable grace; every step was a thing to look at, 
 and she seemed in my eyes to breathe sweetness and dis- 
 tinction. 
 
 The day was so agreeable, being calm and sunshiny, with 
 a tranquil sea, and yet with a healthful piquancy and vigor 
 in the air, that, contrary to custom, she was tempted forth 
 a second time to walk. On this occasion she was accom- 
 panied by Northmour, and they had been but a short while 
 on the beach, when I saw him take forcible possession of 
 her hand. She struggled, and uttered a cry that was 
 almost a scream. I sprung to my feet, unmindful of my 
 strange position ; but, ere I had taken a step, I saw North- 
 mour bareheaded and bowing very low, as if to apologize ; 
 and dropped again at once into my ambush. A few words 
 were interchanged ; and then, with another bow, he left the 
 beach to return to the pavilion. He passed not far from 
 me, and I could see him, flushed and lowering, and cutting 
 savagely with his cane among the grass. It was not with- 
 
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 out satisfaction that I recognized my own handiwork in a 
 great cut under his right eye, and a considerable discolora- 
 tion round the socket. 
 
 For some time the girl remained where he had left her, 
 looking out past the islet and over the bright sea. Then 
 with a start, as one who throws off preoccupation and puts 
 energy again upon its mettle, she broke into a rapid and 
 decisive walk. She also was much incensed by what had 
 passed. She had forgotten where she was. And I beheld 
 her walk straight into the borders of the quicksand where 
 it is most abrupt and dangerous. Two or three steps far- 
 ther and her life would have been in serious jeopardy, when 
 I slid down the face of the sand hill, which is there pre- 
 cipitous, and, running halfway forward, called to her to 
 stop. 
 
 She did so, and turned round. There was not a tremor 
 of fear in her behavior, and she marched directly up to me 
 like a queen. I was barefoot, and clad like a common sailor, 
 save for an Egyptian scarf round my waist; and she prob- 
 ably took me at first for some one from the fisher village, 
 straying after bait. As for her, when I thus saw her face 
 to face, her eyes set steadily and imperiously upon mine, 
 I was filled with admiration and astonishment, and thought 
 her even more beautiful than I had looked to find her. 
 Nor could I think enough of one who, acting with so much 
 boldness, yet preserved a maidenly air that was both quaint 
 and engaging; for my wife kept an old-fashioned precision 
 of manner through all her admirable life an excellent thing 
 in woman, since it sets another value on her sweet famil- 
 iarities. 
 
 "What does this mean?" she asked. 
 
 " You were walking," I told her, " directly into Graden 
 Floe." 
 
 " You do not belong to these parts," she said again. 
 " You speak like an educated man." 
 
 " I believe I have a right to that name," said I, " although 
 in this disguise." 
 
 But her woman's eye had already detected the sash. 
 
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 " Oh! " she said; " your sash betrays you." 
 
 " You have said the word betray" I resumed. " May 
 I ask you not to betray me? I was obliged to disclose my- 
 self in your interest ; but if Northmour learned my presence 
 it might be worse than disagreeable for me." 
 
 " Do you know," she asked, " to whom you are speak-v 
 ing?" 
 
 "Not to Mr. Northmour's wife?" I asked, by way of 
 answer. 
 
 She shook her head. All this while she was studying 
 my face with an embarrassing intentness. Then she broke 
 out 
 
 " You have an honest face. Be honest like your face, 
 sir, and tell me what you want and what you are afraid of. 
 Do you think I could hurt you? I believe you have far 
 more power to injure me! And yet you do not look un- 
 kind. What do you mean you, a gentleman by skulking 
 like a spy about this desolate place? Tell me," she said, 
 " who is it you hate? " 
 
 "I hate no one," I answered; "and I fear no one face 
 to face. My name is Cassilis Frank Cassilis. I lead the 
 life of a vagabond for my own good pleasure. I am one of 
 Northmour's oldest friends; and three nights ago, when I 
 addressed him on these links, he stabbed me in the shoul- 
 der v/ith a knife." 
 
 " It was you! " she said. 
 
 " Why he did so," I continued, disregarding the inter- 
 ruption, " is more than I can guess, and more than I care 
 to know. I have not many friends, nor am I very sus- 
 ceptible to friendship; but no man shall drive me from a 
 place by terror. I had camped in the Graden Sea- Wood 
 ere he came; I camp in it still. If you think I mean harm 
 to you or yours, madame, the remedy is in your hand. 
 Tell him that my camp is in the Hemlock Den, and to- 
 night he can stab me in safety while I sleep." 
 
 With this I doffed my cap to her, and scrambled up once 
 more among the sand hills. I do not know why, but I felt 
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 martyr ; while as a matter of fact, I had not a word to say 
 in my defense, nor so much as one plausible reason to offer 
 for my conduct. I had stayed at Graden out of a curiosity 
 natural enough, but undignified; and though there was 
 another motive growing in along with the first, it was not 
 one which, at that period, I could have properly explained 
 to the lady of my heart. 
 
 Certainly, that night, I thought of no one else; and, 
 though her whole conduct and position seemed suspicious, 
 I could not find it in my heart to entertain a doubt of her 
 integrity. I could have staked my life that she was clear 
 of blame, and, though all was dark at the present, that the 
 explanation of the mystery would show her part in these 
 events to be both right and needful. It was true, let me 
 cudgel my imagination as I pleased, that I could invent no 
 theory of her relations to Northmour; but I felt none the 
 less sure of my conclusion because it was founded on in- 
 stinct in place of reason, and, as I may say, went to sleep 
 that night with the thought of her under my pillow. 
 
 Next day she came out about the same hour alone, and, 
 as soon as the sand hills concealed her from the pavilion, 
 drew nearer to the edge, and called me by name in guarded 
 tones. I was astonished to observe that she was deadly 
 pale, and seemingly under the influence of strong emotion. 
 
 "Mr. Cassilis!" she cried; "Mr. Cassilis!" 
 
 I appeared at once, and leaped down upon the beach. A 
 remarkable air of relief overspread her countenance as soon 
 as she saw me. 
 
 " Oh ! " she cried, with a hoarse sound, like one whose 
 bosom had been lightened of a weight. And then, " Thank 
 God you are still safe! " she added; " I knew, if you were, 
 you would be here." (Was not this strange? So swiftly 
 and wisely does Nature prepare our hearts for these great 
 lifelong intimacies, that both my wife and I had been given 
 a presentiment on this the second day of our acquaintance. 
 I had even then hoped that she would seek me ; she had felt 
 sure that she would find me.) " Do not," she went on 
 swiftly, " do not stay in this place. Promise me that you 
 
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 will sleep no longer in that wood. You do not know how 
 I suffer; all last night I could not sleep for thinking of 
 your peril." 
 
 " Peril ! " I repeated. " Peril from whom? From North- 
 mour?" 
 
 " Not so," she said. " Did you think I would tell him 
 after what you said ? " 
 
 "Not from Northmour?" I repeated. "Then how? 
 From whom? I see none to be afraid of." 
 
 " You must not ask me," was her reply, "for 'I am not 
 free to tell you. Only believe me, and go hence believe 
 me, and go away quickly, quickly, for your life ! " 
 
 An appeal to his alarm is never a good plan to rid one- 
 self of a spirited young man. My obstinacy was but in- 
 creased by what she said, and I made it a point of honor to 
 remain. And her solicitude for my safety still more con- 
 firmed me in the resolve. 
 
 " You must not think me inquisitive, madame," I replied'; 
 " but, if Graden is so dangerous a place, you yourself per- 
 haps remain here at some risk." 
 
 She only looked at me reproachfully. 
 
 " You and your father " I resumed; but she interrupted 
 me almost with a gasp. 
 
 " My father! How do you know that? " she cried. 
 
 " I saw you together when you landed," was my answer; 
 and I do not know why, but it seemed satisfactory to both 
 of us, as indeed it was truth. " But," I continued, " you 
 need have no fear from me. I see you have some reason 
 to be secret, and, you may believe me, your secret is as safe 
 with me as if I were in Graden Floe. I have scarce spoken 
 to anyone for years ; my horse is my only companion, and 
 even he, poor beast, is not beside me. You see, then, you 
 may count on me for silence. So tell me the truth, my 
 dear young lady, are you not in danger? " 
 
 " Mr. Northmour says you are an honorable man," she 
 returned, " and I believe it when I see you. I will tell you 
 so much ; you are right i we are in dreadful, dreadful dan- 
 ger, and you share it by remaining where you are." 
 
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 " Ah! " said I; " you have heard of me from Northmour? 
 And he gives me a good character? " 
 
 " I asked him about you last night," was her reply. " I 
 pretended," she hesitated, " I pretended to have met you 
 long ago, and spoken to you of him. It was not true; but 
 I could not help myself without betraying you, and you had 
 put me in a difficulty. He praised you highly." 
 
 " And you may permit me one question does this dan- 
 ger come from Northmour? " I asked. 
 
 " From Mr. Northmour?" she cried. " Oh, no, he stays 
 with us to share it." 
 
 "While you propose that I should run away?" I said. 
 " You do not rate me very high." 
 
 " Why should you stay? " she asked. " You are no friend 
 of ours." 
 
 I know not what came over me, for I had not been con- 
 scious of a similar weakness since I was a child, but I was 
 so mortified by this retort that my eyes pricked and filled 
 with tears, as I continued to gaze upon her face. 
 
 " No, no," she said, in a changed voice; " I did not mean 
 the words unkindly." 
 
 "It was I who offended," I said; and I held out my 
 hand with a look of appeal that somehow touched her, for 
 she gave me hers at once, and even eagerly. I held it for 
 awhile in mine, and gazed into her eyes. It was she who 
 first tore her hand away, and, forgetting all about her re- 
 quest and the promise she had sought to extort, ran at the 
 top of her speed, and without turning, till she was out of 
 sight. And then I knew that I loved her, and thought in 
 my glad heart that she she herself was not indifferent to 
 my suit. Many a time she has denied it in after days, but 
 it was with a smiling and not a serious denial. For my 
 part, I am sure our hands would not have lain so closely 
 in each other if she had not begun to melt to me al*- 
 ready. And, when all is said, it is no great contention, 
 since, by her own avowal, she began to love me on the 
 morrow. 
 
 And yet on the morrow very little took place. She came 
 
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 and called me down as on the day before, upbraided me 
 for lingering at Graden, and, when she found I was still 
 obdurate, began to ask me more particularly as to my ar- 
 rival. I told her by what series of accidents I had come to 
 witness their disembarkation, and how I had determined to 
 remain, partly from the interest which had been awakened 
 in me by Northmour's guests, and partly because of his 
 own murderous attack. As to the former, I fear I was 
 disingenuous, and led her to regard herself as having been 
 an attraction to me from the first moment that I saw her 
 on the links. It relieves my heart to make this confession 
 even now, when my wife is with God, and already knows 
 all things, and the honesty of my purpose even in this ; for 
 while she lived, although it often pricked my conscience, I 
 had never the hardihood to undeceive her. Even a little 
 secret, in such a married life as ours, is like the rose leaf 
 which kept the princess from her sleep. 
 
 From this the talk branched into other subjects, and I 
 told her much about my lonely and wandering existence; 
 she, for her part, giving ear, and saying little. Although 
 we spoke very naturally, and latterly on topics that might 
 seem indifferent, we were both sweetly agitated. Too 
 soon it was time for her to go; and we separated, as if by 
 mutual consent, without shaking hands, for both knew that, 
 between us, it was no idle ceremony. 
 
 The next, and that was the fourth day of our acquaint- 
 ance, we met in the same spot, but early in the morning, 
 with much familiarity and yet much timidity on either side. 
 While she had once more spoken about my danger and 
 that, I understood, was her excuse for coming I, who had 
 prepared a great deal of talk during the night, began to 
 tell her how highly I valued her kind interest, and how no 
 one had ever cared to hear about my life, nor had I ever 
 cared to relate it, before yesterday. Suddenly she inter- 
 rupted me, saying with vehemence 
 
 "And yet, if you knew who I was, you would not so 
 much as speak to me! " 
 
 I told her such a thought was madness, and, little as we 
 
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 had met, I counted her already a dear friend; but my prot- 
 estations seemed only to make her more desperate. 
 
 " My father is in hiding! " she cried. 
 
 " My dear," I said, forgetting for the first time to add 
 " young lady," " what do I care? If I were in hiding twenty 
 times over, would it make one thought of change in you? " 
 
 "Ah, but the cause!" she cried, "the cause! It is " 
 she faltered for a second " it is disgraceful to us! " 
 
 IV 
 
 THIS was my wife's story, as I drew it from her among 
 tears and sobs. Her name was Clara Huddlestone: it 
 sounded very beautiful in my ears; but not so beautiful as 
 that other name of Clara Cassilis, which she wore during 
 the longer and, I thank God, the happier portion of her 
 life. Her father, Bernard Huddlestone, had been a private 
 banker in a very large way of business. Many years before, 
 his affairs becoming disordered, he had been led to try dan- 
 gerous, and at last criminal, expedients to retrieve himself 
 from ruin. All was in vain; he became more and more 
 cruelly involved, and found his honor lost at the same mo- 
 ment with his fortune. About this period, Northmour had 
 been courting his daughter with great assiduity, though 
 with small encouragement; and to him, knowing him thus 
 disposed in his favor, Bernard Huddlestone turned for help 
 in his extremity. It was not merely ruin and dishonor, nor 
 merely a legal condemnation, that the unhappy man had 
 brought upon his head. It seems he could have gone to 
 prison with a light heart. What he feared, what kept him 
 awake at night or recalled him from slumber into frenzy, 
 was some secret, sudden, and unlawful attempt upon his 
 life. Hence, he desired to bury his existence and escape 
 to one of the islands in the South Pacific, and it was in 
 Northmour's yacht, the " Red Earl," that he designed to go. 
 The yacht picked them up clandestinely upon the coast of 
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 she could be refitted and provisioned for the longer voyage. 
 Nor could Clara doubt that her hand had been stipulated 
 as the price of passage. For, although Northmour was 
 neither unkind, nor even discourteous, he had shown him- 
 self in several instances somewhat overbold in speech and 
 manner. 
 
 I listened, I need not say, with fixed attention, and put 
 many questions as to the more mysterious part. It was in 
 vain. She had no clear idea of what the blow was, nor of 
 how it was expected to fall. Her father's alarm was un- 
 feigned and physically prostrating, and he had thought 
 more than once of making an unconditional surrender to 
 the police. But the scheme was finally abandoned, for he 
 was convinced that not even the strength of our English 
 prisons could shelter him from his pursuers. He had had 
 many affairs in Italy, and with Italians resident in London, 
 in the latter years of his business; and these last, as Clara 
 fancied, were somehow connected with the doom that 
 threatened him. He had shown great terror at the pres- 
 ence of an Italian seaman on board the " Red Earl," and 
 had bitterly and repeatedly accused Northmour in conse- 
 quence. The latter had protested that Beppo (that was the 
 seaman's name) was a capital fellow, and could be trusted 
 to the death ; but Mr. Huddlestone had continued ever since 
 to declare that all was lost, that it was only a question of 
 days, and that Beppo would be the ruin of him yet. 
 
 I regarded the whole story as the hallucination of a mind 
 shaken by calamity. He had suffered heavy loss by his 
 Italian transactions; and hence the sight of an Italian 
 was hateful to him, and the principal part in his night- 
 mare would naturally enough be played by one of that 
 nation. 
 
 " What your father wants," I said, " is a good doctor and 
 some calming medicine." 
 
 "But Mr. Northmour?" objected Clara. "He is un- 
 troubled by losses, and yet he shares in this terror." 
 
 I could not help laughing at what I considered her sim- 
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 " My dear," said I, " you have told me yourself what 
 reward he has to look for. All is fair in love, you must 
 remember; and if Northmour foments your father's ter- 
 rors, it is not at all because he is afraid of any Italian man, 
 but simply because he is infatuated with a charming Eng- 
 lish woman." 
 
 She reminded me of his attack upon myself on the night 
 of the disembarkation, and this I was unable to explain. 
 In short, and from one thing to another, it was agreed be- 
 tween us that I should set out at once for the fisher village, 
 Graden Wester, as it was called, look up all the newspapers 
 I could find, and see for myself if there seemed any basis 
 of fact for these continued alarms. The next morning, at 
 the same hour and place, I was to make my report to Clara. 
 She said no more on that occasion about my departure; 
 nor, indeed, did she make it a secret that she clung to the 
 thought of my proximity as something helpful and pleas- 
 ant; and, for my part, I could not have left her, if she had 
 gone upon her knees to ask it. 
 
 I reached Graden Wester before ten in the forenoon; for 
 in those days I was an excellent pedestrian, and the dis- 
 tance, as I think I have said, was little over seven miles; 
 fine walking all the way upon the springy turf. The vil- 
 lage is one of the bleakest on that coast, which is saying 
 much: there is a church in the hollow; a miserable haven 
 in the rocks, where many boats have been lost as they re- 
 turned from fishing; two or three score of stone houses 
 arranged along the beach and in two streets, one leading 
 from the harbor, and another striking out from it at right 
 angles; and, at the corner of these two, a very dark and 
 cheerless tavern, by way of principal hotel. 
 
 I had dressed myself somewhat more suitably to my sta- 
 tion in life, and at once called upon the minister in his lit- 
 tle manse beside the graveyard. He knew me, although 
 it was more than nine years since we had met ; and when I 
 told him that I had been long upon a walking tour, and 
 was behind with the news, readily lent me an armful of 
 newspapers, dating from a month back to the day before. 
 
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 With these I sought the tavern, and, ordering some break- 
 fast, sat down to study the " Huddlestone Failure." 
 
 It had been, it appeared, a very flagrant case. Thou- 
 sands of persons were reduced to poverty; and one in par- 
 ticular had blown out his brains as soon as payment was 
 suspended. It was strange to myself that, while I read 
 these details, I continued rather to sympathize with Mr. 
 Huddlestone than with his victims; so complete already 
 was the empire of my love for my wife. A price was natu- 
 rally set upon the banker's head; and, as the case was in- 
 excusable and the public indignation thoroughly aroused, 
 the unusual figure of 750 was offered for his capture. He 
 was reported to have large sums of money in his possession. 
 One day, he had been heard of in Spain; the next, there 
 was sure intelligence that he was still lurking between Man- 
 chester and Liverpool, or along the border of Wales ; and 
 the day after, a telegram would announce his arrival in 
 Cuba or Yucatan. But in all this there was no word of an 
 Italian, nor any sign of mystery. 
 
 In the very last paper, however, there was one item not 
 so clear. The accountants who were charged to verify the 
 failure had, it seemed, come upon the traces of a very large 
 number of thousands, which figured for some time in the 
 transactions of the house of Huddlestone ; but which came 
 from nowhere, and disappeared in the same mysterious 
 fashion. It was only once referred to by name, and then 
 under the initials " X. X. "; but it had plainly been floated 
 for the first time into the business at a period of great de- 
 pression some six years ago. The name of a distinguished 
 royal personage had been mentioned by rumor in connec- 
 tion with this sum. "The cowardly desperado" such, I 
 remember, was the editorial expression was supposed to 
 have escaped with a large part of this mysterious fund still 
 in his possession. 
 
 I was still brooding over the fact, and trying to torture it 
 into some connection with Mr. Huddlestone's danger, when 
 a man entered the tavern and asked for some bread and 
 cheese with a decided foreign accent. 
 
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 " Siete Italianof " said I. 
 " Si, Signor" was his reply. 
 
 I said it was unusually far north to find one of his com- 
 patriots; at which he shrugged his shoulders, and replied 
 that a man would go anywhere to find work. What work 
 he could hope to find at Graden Wester, I was totally 
 unable to conceive; and the incident struck so unpleasantly 
 upon my mind, that I asked the landlord, while he was 
 counting me some change, whether he had ever before seen 
 an Italian in the village. He said he had once seen some 
 Norwegians, who had been shipwrecked on the other side 
 of Graden Ness and rescued by the lifeboat from Cauld- 
 haven. 
 
 "No!" said I; "but an Italian, like the man who has 
 just had bread and cheese." 
 
 "What?" cried he, "yon black-avised fellow wi' the 
 teeth? Was he an I-talian? Weel, yon's the first that 
 ever I saw, an' I dare say he's like to be the last." 
 
 Even as he was speaking, I raised my eyes, and, casting 
 a glance into the street, beheld three men in earnest con- 
 versation together, and not thirty yards away. One of 
 them was my recent companion in the tavern parlor; the 
 other two, by their handsome sallow features and soft hats, 
 should evidently belong to the same race. A crowd of vil- 
 lage children stood around them, gesticulating and talking 
 gibberish in imitation. The trio looked singularly foreign 
 to the bleak dirty street in which they were standing and 
 the dark gray heaven that overspread them; and I confess 
 my incredulity received at that moment a shock from which 
 it never recovered. I might reason with myself as I pleased, 
 but I could not argue down the effect of what I had seen, 
 and I began to share in the Italian terror. 
 
 It was already drawing toward the close of the day be- 
 fore I had returned the newspapers to the manse, and got 
 well forward on to the links on my way home. I shall 
 never forget that walk. It grew very cold and boisterous; 
 the wind sung in the short grass about my feet; thin rain 
 showers came running on the gusts; and an immense 
 
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 mountain range of clouds began to arise out of the bosom 
 of the sea. It would be hard to imagine a more dismal 
 evening; and whether it was from these external influences, 
 or because my nerves were already affected by what I had 
 heard and seen, my thoughts were as gloomy as the 
 weather. 
 
 The upper windows of the pavilion commanded a consid- 
 erable spread of links in the direction of Graden Wester. 
 To avoid observation, it was necessary to hug the beach 
 until I had gained cover from the higher sand hills on the 
 little headland, when I might strike across, through the 
 hollows, for the margin of the wood. The sun was about 
 setting; the tide was low, and all the quicksands uncov- 
 ered; and I was moving along, lost in unpleasant thought, 
 when I was suddenly thunderstruck to perceive the prints 
 of human feet. They ran parallel to my own course, but 
 low down upon the beach, instead of along the border of 
 the turf; and, when I examined them, I saw at once, by 
 the size and coarseness of the impression, that it was a 
 stranger to me and to those of the pavilion who had re- 
 cently passed that way. Not only so; but from the reck- 
 lessness of the course which he had followed, steering near 
 to the most formidable portions of the sand, he was evi- 
 dently a stranger to the country and to the ill-repute of 
 Graden beach. 
 
 Step by step I followed the prints; until, a quarter of a 
 mile farther, I beheld them die away into the southeastern 
 boundary of Graden Floe. There, whoever he was, the 
 miserable man had perished. One or two gulls, who had, 
 perhaps, seen him disappear, wheeled over his sepulcher 
 with their usual melancholy piping. The sun had broken 
 through the clouds by a last effort, and colored the wide 
 level of quicksands with a dusky purple. I stood for some 
 time gazing at the spot, chilled and disheartened by my 
 own reflections, and with a strong and commanding con- 
 sciousness of death. I remember wondering how long the 
 tragedy had taken, and whether his screams had been audi- 
 ble at the pavilion. And then, making a strong resolu- 
 
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 tion, I was about to tear myself away, when a gust fiercer 
 than usual fell upon this quarter of the beach, and I saw, 
 now whirling high in air, now skimming lightly across the 
 surface of the sands, a soft, black, felt hat, somewhat coni- 
 cal in shape, such as I had remarked already on the heads 
 of the Italians. 
 
 I believe, but I am not sure, that I uttered a cry. The 
 wind was driving the hat shoreward, and I ran round the 
 border of the floe to be ready against its arrival. The gust 
 fell, dropping the hat for awhile upon the quicksand, and 
 then, once more freshening, landed it a few yards from 
 where I stood. I seized it with the interest you may im- 
 agine. It had seen some service; indeed, it was rustier 
 than either of those I had seen that day upon the street. 
 The lining was red, stamped with the name of the maker, 
 which I have forgotten, and that of the place of manufac- 
 ture, Venedig. This (it is not yet forgotten) was the name 
 given by the Austrians to the beautiful city of Venice, then, 
 and for long after, a part of their dominions. 
 
 The shock was complete. I saw imaginary Italians upon 
 every side; and for the first, and, I may say, for the last 
 time in my experience, became overpowered by what is 
 called a panic terror. I knew nothing, that is, to be afraid 
 of, and yet I admit that I was heartily afraid; and it was 
 with sensible reluctance that I returned to my exposed and 
 solitary camp in the Sea- Wood. 
 
 There I eat some cold porridge which had been left over 
 from the night before, for I was disinclined to make a fire; 
 and, feeling strengthened and reassured, dismissed all these 
 fanciful terrors from my mind, and lay down to sleep with 
 composure. 
 
 How long I may have slept it is impossible for me to 
 guess; but I was awakened at last by a sudden, blinding 
 flash of light into my face. It woke me like a blow. In an 
 instant I was upon my knees. But the light had gone as 
 suddenly as it came. The darkness was intense. And, as 
 it was blowing great guns from the sea, and pouring with 
 rain, the noises of the storm effectually concealed all others. 
 
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 It was, I dare say, half a minute before I regained my 
 self-possession. But for two circumstances, I should have 
 thought I had been awakened by some new and vivid form 
 of nightmare. First, the flap of my tent, which I had shut 
 carefully when I retired, was now unfastened; and, second, 
 I could still perceive, with a sharpness that excluded any 
 theory of hallucination, the smell of hot metal and of burn- 
 ing oil. The conclusion was obvious. I had been awak- 
 ened by some one flashing a bull's-eye lantern in my face. 
 It had been but a flash, and away. He had seen my face, 
 and then gone. I asked myself the object of so strange a 
 proceeding, and the answer came pat. The man, whoever 
 he was, had thought to recognize me, and he had not. 
 There was another question unresolved; and to this, I may 
 say, I feared to give an answer; if he had recognized me, 
 what would he have done? 
 
 My fears were immediately diverted from myself, for I 
 saw that I had been visited in a mistake ; and I became per- 
 suaded that some dreadful danger threatened the pavilion. 
 It required some nerve to issue forth into the black and in- 
 tricate thicket which surrounded and overhung the den; 
 but I groped my way to the links, drenched with rain, 
 beaten upon and deafened by the gusts, and fearing at 
 every step to lay my hand upon some lurking adversary. 
 The darkness was so complete that I might have been sur- 
 rounded by an army and yet none the wiser, and the up- 
 roar of the gale so loud that my hearing was as useless as 
 fny sight. 
 
 For the rest of that night, which seemed interminably 
 long, I patrolled the vicinity of the pavilion, without seeing 
 a living creature or hearing any noise but the concert of 
 the wind, the sea, and the rain. A light in the upper story 
 filtered through a cranny of the shutter, and kept me com- 
 pany till the approach of dawn. 
 
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 WITH the first peep of day, I retired from the open to my 
 old lair among the sand hills, there to await the coming of 
 my wife. The morning was gray, wild, and melancholy ; the 
 wind moderated before sunrise, and then went about, and 
 blew in puffs from the shore; the sea began to go down, 
 but the rain still fell without mercy. Over all the wilder- 
 ness of links there was not a creature to be seen. Yet I felt 
 sure the neighborhood was alive with skulking foes. The 
 light that had been so suddenly and surprisingly flashed upon 
 my face as I lay sleeping, and the hat that had been blown 
 ashore by the wind from over Graden Floe, were two speak- 
 ing signals of the peril that environed Clara and the party 
 in the pavilion. 
 
 It was, perhaps, half-past seven, or nearer eight, before I 
 saw the door open, and that dear figure come toward me in 
 the rain. I was waiting for her on the beach before she had 
 crossed the sand hills. 
 
 " I have had such trouble to come ! " she cried. " They 
 did not wish me to go walking in the rain." 
 
 " Clara," I said, " you are not frightened ! " 
 
 " No," said she, with a simplicity that filled my heart with 
 confidence. For my wife was the bravest as well as the best 
 of women; in my experience, I have not found the two go 
 always together, but with her they did; and she combined 
 the extreme of fortitude with the most endearing and beauti- 
 ful virtues. 
 
 I told her what had happened; and, though her cheek 
 grew visibly paler, she retained perfect control over her 
 senses. 
 
 "You see now that I am safe," said I, in conclusion. 
 " They do not mean to harm me ; for, had they chosen, I 
 was a dead man last night." 
 
 She laid her hand upon my arm. 
 
 " And I had no presentiment ! " she cried. 
 
 Her accent thrilled me with delight. I put my arm about 
 
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 her, and strained her to my side; and, before either of us 
 was aware, her hands were on my shoulders and my lips 
 upon her mouth. Yet up to that moment no word of love 
 had passed between us. To this day I remember the touch 
 of her cheek, which was wet and cold with the rain; and 
 many a time since, when she has been washing her face, I 
 have kissed it again for the sake of that morning on the 
 beach. Now that she is taken from me, and I finish my 
 pilgrimage alone, I recall our old loving kindnesses and the 
 deep honesty and affection which united us, and my present 
 loss seems but a trifle in comparison. 
 
 We may have thus stood for some seconds for time 
 passes quickly with lovers before we were startled by a 
 peal of laughter close at hand. It was not natural mirth, 
 but seemed to be affected in order to conceal an angrier feel- 
 ing. We both turned, though I still kept my left arm about 
 Clara's waist; nor did she seek to withdraw herself; and 
 there, a few paces off upon the beach, stood Northmour, his 
 head lowered, his hands behind his back, his nostrils white 
 with passion. 
 
 " Ah ! Cassilis ! " he said, as I disclosed my face. 
 
 " That same," said I ; for I was not at all put about. 
 
 " And so, Miss Huddlestone," he continued slowly, but 
 savagely, " this is how you keep your faith to your father 
 and to me? This is the value you set upon your father's 
 life ? And you are so infatuated with this young gentleman 
 that you must brave ruin, and decency, and common human 
 caution " 
 
 " Miss Huddlestone " I was beginning to interrupt him, 
 when he, in his turn, cut in brutally 
 
 " You hold your tongue," said he ; " I am speaking to that 
 girl." 
 
 " That girl, as you call her, is my wife," said I ; and my 
 wife only leaned a little nearer, so that I knew she had af- 
 firmed my words. 
 
 " Your what ? " he cried. " You lie ! " 
 
 " Northmour," I said, " we all know you have a bad tem- 
 per, and I am the last man to be irritated by words. For all 
 
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 that, I propose that you speak lower, for I am convinced 
 that we are not alone." 
 
 He looked round him, and it was plain my remark had in 
 some degree sobered his passion. " What do you mean?" 
 he asked. 
 
 I only said one word : " Italians." 
 
 He swore a round oath, and looked at us, front one to the 
 other. 
 
 " Mr. Cassilis knows all that I know," said my wife. 
 
 "What I want to know," he broke out, " is where the 
 devil Mr. Cassilis comes from, and what the devil Mr. Cas- 
 silis is doing here. You say you are married ; that I do not 
 believe. If you were, Graden Floe would soon divorce you ; 
 four minutes and a half, Cassilis. I keep my private ceme- 
 tery for my friends." 
 
 " It took somewhat longer," said I, " for that Italian." 
 
 He looked at me for a moment half daunted, and then, 
 almost civilly, asked me to tell my story. " You have too 
 much the advantage of me, Cassilis," he added. I complied 
 of course; and he listened, with several ejaculations, while 
 I told him how I had come to Graden : that it was I whom 
 he had tried to murder on the night of landing; and what 
 I had subsequently seen and heard of the Italians. 
 
 " Well," said he, when I had done, " it is here at last ; 
 there is no mistake about that. And what, may I ask, do 
 you propose to do ? " 
 
 " I propose to stay with you and lend a hand," said I. 
 
 " You are a brave man," he returned, with a peculiar in- 
 tonation. 
 
 " I am not afraid," said I. 
 
 " And so," he continued, " I am to understand that you 
 two are married? And you stand up to it before my face, 
 Miss Huddlestone?" 
 
 " We are not yet married," said Clara ; " but we shall be 
 as soon as we can." 
 
 " Bravo ! " cried Northmour. " And the bargain? D n 
 it, you're not a fool, young woman; I may call a spade a 
 spade with you. How about the bargain? You know as 
 
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 well as I do what your father's life depends upon. I have 
 only to put my hands under my coat tails and walk away, 
 and his throat would be cut before the evening." 
 
 " Yes, Mr. Northmour," returned Clara, with great spirit ; 
 " but that is what you will never do. You made a bargain 
 that was unworthy of a gentleman ; but you are a gentleman 
 for all that, and you will never desert a man whom you have 
 begun to help." 
 
 " Aha ! " said he. " You think I will give my yacht for 
 nothing? You think I will risk my life and liberty for love 
 of the old gentleman ; and then, I suppose, be best man at 
 the wedding, to wind up? Well," he added, with an odd 
 smile, " perhaps you are not altogether wrong. But ask 
 Cassilis here. He knows me. Am I a man to trust? Am 
 I safe and scrupulous ? Am I kind ? " 
 
 " I know you talk a great deal, and sometimes, I think, 
 very foolishly," replied Clara, " but I know you are a gen- 
 tleman, and I am not the least afraid." 
 
 He looked at her with a peculiar approval and admiration ; 
 then, turning to me, " Do you think I would give her up 
 without a struggle, Frank ? " said he. " I tell you plainly, 
 you look out. The next time we come to blows " 
 
 " Will make the third," I interrupted, smiling. 
 
 " Aye, true ; so it will," he said. " I had forgotten. Well, 
 the third time's lucky." 
 
 " The third time, you mean, you will have the crew of the 
 ' Red Earl ' to help," I said. 
 
 " Do you hear him ? " he asked, turning to my wife. 
 
 " I hear two men speaking like cowards," said she. " I 
 should despise myself either to think or speak like that. And 
 neither of you believe one word that you are saying, which 
 makes it the more wicked and silly." 
 
 " She's a trump ! " cried Northmour. " But she's not yet 
 Mrs. Cassilis. I say no more. The present is not for me." 
 
 Then my wife surprised me. 
 
 " I leave you here," she said suddenly. " My father has 
 been too long alone. But remember this: you are to be 
 friends, for you are both good friends to me." 
 
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 She has since told me her reason for this step. As long 
 as she remained, she declares that we two would have con- 
 tinued to quarrel ; and I suppose that she was right, for when 
 she was gone we fell at once into a sort of confidentiality. 
 
 Northmour stared after her as she went away over the 
 sand hill. 
 
 " She is the only woman in the world ! " he exclaimed with 
 an oath. " Look at her action." 
 
 I, for my part, leaped at this opportunity for a little fur- 
 ther light. 
 
 " See here, Northmour," said I ; " we are all in a tight 
 place, are we not ? " 
 
 " I believe you, my boy," he answered, looking me in the 
 eyes, and with great emphasis. " We have all hell upon us, 
 that's the truth. You may believe me or not, but I'm afraid 
 of my life." 
 
 " Tell me one thing," said I. " What are they after, these 
 Italians ? What do they want with Mr. Huddlestone ? " 
 
 " Don't you know ? " he cried. " The black old scamp had 
 carbonari funds on a deposit two hundred and eighty thou- 
 sand ; and of course he gambled it away on stocks. There 
 was to have been a revolution in the Tridentino, or Parma ; 
 but the revolution is off, and the whole wasp's nest is after 
 Huddlestone. We shall all be lucky if we can save our 
 skins." 
 
 " The carbonari! " I exclaimed ; " God help him indeed ! " 
 
 " Amen ! " said Northmour. " And now, look here : I have 
 said that we are in a fix; and, frankly, I shall be glad of 
 your help. If I can't save Huddlestone, I want at least to 
 save the girl. Come and stay in the pavilion; and, there's 
 my hand on it, I shall act as your friend until the old man 
 is either clear or dead. But," he added, " once that is set- 
 tled, you become my rival once again, and I warn you 
 mind yourself." 
 
 " Done ! " said I ; and we shook hands. 
 
 "And now let us go directly to the fort," said North- 
 mour ; and he began to lead the way through the rain. 
 
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 VI 
 
 WE were admitted to the pavilion by Clara, and I was 
 surprised by the completeness and security of the defenses. 
 A barricade of great strength, and yet easy to displace, sup- 
 ported the door against any violence from without ; and the 
 shutters of the dining-room, into which I was led directly, 
 and which was feebly illuminated by a lamp, were even more 
 elaborately fortified. The panels were strengthened by bars 
 and crossbars ; and these, in their turn, were kept in position 
 by a system of braces and struts, some abutting on the floor, 
 some on the roof, and others, in fine, against the opposite 
 wall of the apartment. It was at once a solid and well-de- 
 signed piece of carpentry ; and I did not seek to conceal my 
 admiration. 
 
 " I am the engineer," said Northmour. " You remember 
 the planks in the garden ? Behold them ? " 
 
 " I did not know you had so many talents," said I. 
 
 " Are you armed ? " he continued, pointing to an array 
 of guns and pistols, all in admirable order, which stood in 
 line against the wall or were displayed upon the sideboard. 
 
 " Thank you," I returned ; " I have gone armed since our 
 last encounter. But, to tell you the truth, I have had noth- 
 ing to eat since early yesterday evening." 
 
 Northmour produced some cold meat, to which I eagerly 
 set myself, and a bottle of good Burgundy, by which, wet 
 as I was, I did not scruple to profit. I have always been 
 an extreme temperance man on principle; but it is useless 
 to push principle to excess, and on this occasion I believe 
 that I finished three quarters of the bottle. As I eat, I still 
 continued to admire the preparations for defense. 
 
 " We could stand a siege," I said at length. 
 
 " Ye es," drawled Northmour ; " a very little one, per 
 haps. It is not so much the strength of the pavilion I mis- 
 doubt; it is the double danger that kills me. If we get to 
 shooting, wild as the country is, some one is sure to hear it, 
 and then why then it's the same thing, only different, as 
 
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 they say : caged by law, or killed by carbonari. There's the 
 choice. It is a devilish bad thing to have the law against 
 you in this world, and so I tell the old gentleman upstairs. 
 He is quite of my way of thinking." 
 
 " Speaking of that," said I, " what kind of person is he? " 
 
 " Oh, he ! " cried the other ; " he's a rancid fellow, as far 
 as he goes. I should like to have his neck wrung to-morrow 
 by all the devils in Italy. I am not in this affair for him. 
 You take me? I made a bargain for missy's hand, and I 
 mean to have it too." 
 
 " That, by the way," said I. " I understand. But how 
 will Mr. Huddlestone take my intrusion?" 
 
 " Leave that to Clara," returned Northmour. 
 
 I could have struck him in the face for his coarse famil- 
 iarity ; but I respected the truce, as, I am bound to say, did 
 Northmour, and so long as the danger continued not a cloud 
 arose in our relation. I bear him this testimony with the 
 most unfeigned satisfaction; nor am I without pride when 
 I look back upon my own behavior. For surely no two men 
 were ever left in a position so invidious and irritating. 
 
 As soon as I had done eating, we proceeded to inspect the 
 lower floor. Window by window we tried the different sup- 
 ports, now and then making an inconsiderable change ; and 
 the strokes of the hammer sounded with startling loudness 
 through the house. I proposed, I remember, to make loop- 
 holes ; but he told me they were already made in the win- 
 dows of the upper story. It was an anxious business, this 
 inspection, and left me down-hearted. There were two doors 
 and five windows to protect, and, counting Clara, only four 
 of us to defend them against an unknown number of foes. 
 I communicated my doubts to Northmour, who assured me, 
 with unmoved composure, that he entirely shared them. 
 
 " Before morning," said he, " we shall all be butchered 
 and buried in Graden Floe. For me, that is written." 
 
 I could not help shuddering at the mention of the quick- 
 sand, but reminded Northmour that our enemies had spared 
 me in the wood. 
 
 " Do not flatter yourself," said he. " Then you were not 
 
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 in the same boat with the old gentleman ; now you are. It's 
 the floe for all of us, mark my words." 
 
 I trembled for Clara; and just then her dear voice was 
 heard calling us to come upstairs. Northmour showed me 
 the way, and, when he had reached the landing, knocked 
 at the door of what used to be called My Uncle's Bedroom, 
 as the founder of the pavilion had designed it especially for 
 himself. 
 
 " Come in, Northmour ; come in, dear Mr. Cassilis," said 
 a voice from within. 
 
 Pushing open the door, Northmour admitted me before 
 him into the apartment. As I came in I could see the daugh- 
 ter slipping out by the side door into the study, which had 
 been prepared as her bedroom. In the bed, which was drawn 
 back against the wall, instead of standing, as I had last seen 
 it, boldly across the window, sat Bernard Huddlestone, the 
 defaulting banker. Little as I had seen of him by the shift- 
 ing light of the lantern on the links, I had no difficulty in 
 recognizing him for the same. He had a long and sallow 
 countenance, surrounded by a long red beard and side- 
 whiskers. His broken nose and high cheek-bones gave him 
 somewhat the air of a Kalmuck, and his light eyes shone 
 with the excitement of a high fever. He wore a skull-cap 
 of black silk ; a huge Bible lay open before him on the bed, 
 with a pair of gold spectacles in the place, and a pile of 
 other books lay on the stand by his side. The green cur- 
 tains lent a cadaverous shade to his cheek; and, as he sat 
 propped on pillows, his great stature was painfully hunched, 
 and his head protruded till it overhung his knees. I believe 
 if he had not died otherwise, he must have fallen a victim 
 to consumption in the course of but a very few weeks. 
 
 He held out to me a hand, long, thin, and disagreeably 
 hairy. 
 
 " Come in, come in, Mr. Cassilis," said he. " Another pro- 
 tector ahem! another protector. Always welcome as a 
 friend of my daughter's, Mr. Cassilis. How they have ral- 
 lied about me, my daughter's friends ! May God in heaven 
 bless and reward them for it ! " 
 
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 I gave him my hand, of course, because I could not help 
 it ; but the sympathy I had been prepared to feel for Clara's 
 father was immediately soured by his appearance, and the 
 wheedling, unreal tones in which he spoke. 
 
 " Cassilis is a good man," said Northmour ; " worth ten." 
 
 " So I hear," cried Mr. Huddlestone eagerly ; " so my girl 
 tells me. Ah, Mr. Cassilis, my sin has found me out, you 
 see ! I am very low, very low ; but I hope equally penitent. 
 We must all come to the throne of grace at last, Mr. Cas- 
 silis. For my part, I come late indeed ; but with unfeigned 
 humility, I trust." 
 
 " Fiddle-de-dee ! " said Northmour roughly. 
 
 " No, no, dear Northmour ! " cried the banker. " You 
 must not say that ; you must not try to shake me. You for- 
 get, my dear, good boy, you forget I may be called this very 
 night before my Maker." 
 
 His excitement was pitiful to behold; and I felt myself 
 grow indignant with Northmour, whose infidel opinions I 
 well knew, and heartily despised, as he continued to taunt 
 the poor sinner out of his humor of repentance. 
 
 " Pooh, my dear Huddlestone ! " said he. " You do your- 
 self injustice. You are a man of the world inside and out, 
 and were up to all kinds of mischief before I was born. 
 Your conscience is tanned like South American leather 
 only you forgot to tan your liver, and that, if you will be- 
 lieve me, is the seat of the annoyance." 
 
 " Rogue, rogue ! bad boy ! " said Mr. Huddlestone, shak- 
 ing his finger. " I am no precisian, if you come to that ; I 
 always hated a precisian ; but I never lost hold of something 
 better through it all. I have been a bad boy, Mr. Cassilis ; 
 I do not seek to deny that ; but it was after my wife's death, 
 and you know, with a widower, it's a different thing : sinful 
 I won't say no; but there is a gradation, we shall hope. 
 And talking of that Hark ! " he broke out suddenly, his 
 hand raised, his fingers spread, his face racked with interest 
 and terror. " Only the rain, bless God ! " he added, after a 
 pause, and with indescribable relief. 
 
 For some seconds he lay back among the pillows like 
 
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 a man near to fainting; then he gathered himself to- 
 gether, and, in somewhat tremulous tones, began once 
 more to thank me for the share I was prepared to take 
 in his defense. 
 
 " One question, sir," said I, when he had paused. " Is it 
 true that you have money with you ? " 
 
 He seemed annoyed by the question, but admitted with 
 reluctance that he had a little. 
 
 " Well," I continued, " it is their money they are after, 
 is it not ? Why not give it up to them ? " 
 
 " Ah ! " replied he, shaking his head, " I have tried that 
 already, Mr. Cassilis; and alas! that it should be so, but it 
 is blood they want." 
 
 " Huddlestone, that's a little less than fair," said North- 
 mour. " You should mention that what you offered them 
 was upward of two hundred thousand short. The deficit is 
 worth a reference ; it is for what they call a cool sum, Frank. 
 Then, you see, the fellows reason in their clear Italian way ; 
 and it seems to them, as indeed it seems to me, that they 
 may just as well have both while they're about it money 
 and blood together, by George, and no more trouble for the 
 extra pleasure." 
 
 " Is it in the pavilion ? " I asked. 
 
 " It is ; and I wish it were in the bottom of the sea in- 
 stead," said Northmour ; and then suddenly " What are 
 you making faces at me for ? " he cried to Mr. Huddlestone, 
 on whom I had unconsciously turned my back. " Do you 
 think Cassilis would sell you ? " 
 
 Mr. Huddlestone protested that nothing had been further 
 from his mind. 
 
 " It is a good thing," retorted Northmour in his ugliest 
 manner. " You might end by wearying us. What were you 
 going to say ? " he added, turning to me. 
 
 " I was going to propose an occupation for the afternoon," 
 said I. " Let us carry that money out, piece by piece, and 
 lay it down before the pavilion door. If the carbonari come, 
 why, it's theirs at any rate." 
 
 " No, no," cried Mr. Huddlestone ; " it does not, it can- 
 
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 not, belong to them ! It should be distributed pro rata among 
 all my creditors." 
 
 " Come now, Huddlestone," said Northmour, " none of 
 that." 
 
 " Well, but my daughter," moaned the wretched man. 
 
 " Your daughter will do well enough. Here are two suit- 
 ors, Cassilis and I, neither of us beggars, between whom she 
 has to choose. And as for yourself, to make an end of argu- 
 ments, you have no right to a farthing, and, unless I'm much 
 mistaken, you are going to die." 
 
 It was certainly very cruelly said; but Mr. Huddlestone 
 was a man who attracted little sympathy; and, although I 
 saw him wince and shudder, I mentally indorsed the re- 
 buke ; nay, I added a contribution of my own. 
 
 " Northmour and I," I said, " are willing enough to help 
 you to save your life, but not to escape with stolen prop- 
 erty." 
 
 He struggled for awhile with himself, as though he were 
 on the point of giving way to anger, but prudence had the 
 best of the controversy. 
 
 " My dear boys," he said, " do with me or my money what 
 you will. I leave all in your hands. Let me compose my- 
 self." 
 
 And so we left him, gladly enough I am sure. 
 
 The last that I saw, he had once more taken up his great 
 Bible, and with tremulous hands was adjusting his specta- 
 cles to read. 
 
 VII 
 
 THE recollection of that afternoon will always be graven 
 on my mind. Northmour and I were persuaded that an at- 
 tack was imminent ; and if it had been in our power to alter 
 in any way the order of events, that power would have been 
 used to precipitate rather than delay the critical moment. 
 The worst was to be anticipated; yet we could conceive no 
 extremity so miserable as the suspense we were now suffer- 
 ing. I have never been an eager, though always a great, 
 
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 reader; but I never knew books so insipid as those which 
 I took up and cast aside that afternoon in the pavilion. Even 
 talk became impossible, as the hours went on. One or other 
 was always listening for some sound, or peering from an 
 upstairs window over the links. And yet not a sign indi- 
 cated the presence of our foes. 
 
 We debated over and over again my proposal with regard 
 to the money; and had we been in complete possession of 
 our faculties, I am sure we should have condemned it as 
 unwise; but we were flustered with alarm, grasped at a 
 straw, and determined, although it was as much as adver- 
 tising Mr. Huddlestone's presence in the pavilion, to carry 
 my proposal into effect. 
 
 The sum was part in specie, part in bank paper, and part 
 in circular notes payable to the name of James Gregory. 
 We took it out, counted it, inclosed it once more in a dis- 
 patch box belonging to Northmour, and prepared a letter 
 in Italian which he tied to the handle. It was signed by 
 both of us under oath, and declared that this was all the 
 money which had escaped the failure of the house of Hud- 
 dlestone. This was, perhaps, the maddest action ever per- 
 petrated by two persons professing to be sane. Had the 
 dispatch box fallen into other hands than those for which 
 it was intended, we stood criminally convicted on our own 
 written testimony; but, as I have said, we were neither of 
 us in a condition to judge soberly, and had a thirst for 
 action that drove us to do something, right or wrong, rather 
 than endure the agony of waiting. Moreover, as we were 
 both convinced that the hollows of the links were alive with 
 hidden spies upon our movements, we hoped that our ap- 
 pearance with the box might lead to a parley, and, perhaps, 
 a compromise. 
 
 It was nearly three when we issued from the pavilion. 
 The rain had taken off; the sun shone quite cheerfully. I 
 had never seen the gulls fly so close about the house or ap- 
 proach so fearlessly to human beings. On the very door- 
 step one flapped heavily past our heads, and uttered its wild 
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 " There is an omen for you," said Northmour, who like 
 all freethinkers was much under the influence of supersti- 
 tion. " They think we are already dead." 
 
 I made some light rejoinder, but it was with half my 
 heart ; for the circumstance had impressed me. 
 
 A yard or two before the gate, on a patch of smooth turf, 
 we set down the dispatch box; and Northmour waved a 
 white handkerchief over his head. Nothing replied. We 
 raised our voices, and cried aloud in Italian that we were 
 there as ambassadors to arrange the quarrel, but the stillness 
 remained unbroken save by the seagulls and the surf. I 
 had a weight at my heart when we desisted ; and I saw that 
 even Northmour was unusually pale. He looked over his 
 shoulder nervously, as though he feared that some one had 
 crept between him and the pavilion door. 
 
 " By God," he said in a whisper, " this is too much for 
 me!" 
 
 I replied in the same key : " Suppose there should be none, 
 after all ! " 
 
 " Look there," he returned, nodding with his head, as 
 though he had been afraid to point. 
 
 I glanced in the direction indicated ; and there, from the 
 northern quarter of the Sea- Wood, beheld a thin column of 
 smoke rising steadily against the now cloudless sky. 
 
 " Northmour," I said (we still continued to talk in whis- 
 pers), " it is not possible to endure this suspense. I prefer 
 death fifty times over. Stay you here to watch the pavilion ; 
 I will go forward and make sure, if I have to walk right 
 into their camp." 
 
 He looked once again all round him with puckered eyes, 
 and then nodded assentingly to my proposal. 
 
 My heart beat like a sledge hammer as I set out walking 
 rapidly in the direction of the smoke ; and, though up to that 
 moment I had felt chill and shivering, I was suddenly con- 
 scious of a glow of heat all over my body. The ground in 
 this direction was very uneven ; a hundred men might have 
 lain hidden in as many square yards about my path. But 
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 routes as cut at the very root of concealment, and, by keep- 
 ing along the most convenient ridges, commanded several 
 hollows at a time. It was not long before I was rewarded 
 for my caution. Coming suddenly on to a mound some- 
 what more elevated than the surrounding hummocks, I saw, 
 not thirty yards away, a man bent almost double, and run- 
 ning as fast as his attitude permitted, along the bottom of 
 a gully. I had dislodged one of the spies from his ambush. 
 As soon as I sighted him, I called loudly both in English 
 and Italian ; and he, seeing concealment was no longer pos- 
 sible, straightened himself out, leaped from the gully, and 
 made off as straight as an arrow for the borders of the 
 wood. It was none of my business to pursue ; I had learned 
 what I wanted that we were beleaguered and watched in 
 the pavilion ; and I returned at once, and walked as nearly 
 as possible in my old footsteps, to where Northmour awaited 
 me beside the dispatch box. He was even paler than when 
 I had left him, and his voice shook a little. 
 
 " Could you see what he was like ? " he asked. 
 
 " He kept his back turned," I replied. 
 
 " Let us get into the house, Frank. I don't think I'm a 
 coward, but I can stand no more of this," he whispered. 
 
 All was still and sunshiny about the pavilion, as we turned 
 to reenter it; even the gulls had flown in a wider circuit, 
 and were seen flickering along the beach and sand hills ; and 
 this loneliness terrified me more than a regiment under arms s 
 It was not until the door was barricaded that I could draw 
 a full inspiration and relieve the weight that lay upon my 
 bosom. Northmour and I exchanged a steady glance ; and 
 I suppose each made his own reflections on the white and 
 startled aspect of the other. 
 
 " You were right," I said. " All is over. Shake hands, 
 old man, for the last time." 
 
 " Yes," replied he, " I will shake hands ; for, as sure as 
 I am here, I bear no malice. But, remember, if, by some 
 impossible accident, we should give the slip to these black- 
 guards, I'll take the upper hand of you by fair or foul." 
 
 "Oh," said I, "you weary me!" 
 
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 He seemed hurt, and walked away in silence to the foot 
 of the stairs, where he paused. 
 
 " You do not understand," said he. " I am not a swin- 
 dler, and I guard myself ; that is all. I may weary you or 
 not, Mr. Cassilis, I do not care a rush ; I speak for my own 
 satisfaction, and not for your amusement. You had better 
 go upstairs and court the girl ; for my part, I stay here." 
 
 " And I stay with you," I returned. " Do you think I 
 would steal a march, even with your permission? " 
 
 " Frank," he said, smiling, " it's a pity you are an ass, 
 for you have the makings of a man. I think I must be fey 
 to-day; you cannot irritate me even when you try. Do 
 you know," he continued softly, " I think we are the two 
 most miserable men in England, you and I? we have got 
 on to thirty without wife or child, or so much as a shop to 
 look after poor, pitiful, lost devils, both! And now we 
 clash about a girl ! As if there were not several millions in 
 the United Kingdom ! Ah, Frank, Frank, the one who loses 
 his throw, be it you or me, he has my pity ! It were better 
 for him how does the Bible say? that a millstone were 
 hanged about his neck and he were cast into the depth of 
 the sea. Let us take a drink," he concluded suddenly, but 
 without any levity of tone. 
 
 I was touched by his words, and consented. He sat down 
 on the table in the dining-room, and held up the glass of 
 sherry to his eye. 
 
 " If you beat me, Frank," he said, " I shall take to drink. 
 What will you do, if it goes the other way ? " 
 
 " God knows," I returned. 
 
 " Well," said he, " here is a toast in the meantime : ' Italia 
 irredenta! ' ' 
 
 The remainder of the day was passed in the same dreadful 
 tedium and suspense. I laid the table for dinner, while 
 Northmour and Clara prepared the meal together in the 
 kitchen. I could hear their talk as I went to and fro, and 
 was surprised to find it ran all the time upon myself. North- 
 mour again bracketed us together, and rallied Clara on a 
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 some feeling, and uttered nothing to my prejudice unless he 
 included himself in the condemnation. This awakened a 
 sense of gratitude in my heart, which combined with the 
 immediateness of our peril to fill my eyes with tears. After 
 all, I thought and perhaps the thought was laughably vain 
 we were here three very noble human beings to perish in 
 defense of a thieving banker. 
 
 Before we sat down to table, I looked forth from an up- 
 stairs window. The day was beginning to decline ; the links 
 were utterly deserted ; the dispatch box still lay untouched 
 where we had left it hours before. 
 
 Mr. Huddlestone, in a long yellow -dressing gown, took 
 one end of the table, Clara the other ; while Northmour and 
 I faced each other from the sides. The lamp was brightly 
 trimmed; the wine was good; the viands, although mostly 
 cold, excellent of their sort. We seemed to have agreed 
 tacitly ; all reference to the impending catastrophe was care- 
 fully avoided ; and, considering our tragic circumstances, we 
 made a merrier party than could have been expected. From 
 time to time, it is true, Northmour or I would rise from table 
 and make a round of the defenses; and, on each of these 
 occasions, Mr. Huddlestone was recalled to a sense of his 
 tragic predicament, glanced up with ghastly eyes, and bore 
 for an instant on his countenance the stamp of terror. But 
 he hastened to empty his glass, wiped his forehead with his 
 handkerchief, and joined again in the conversation. 
 
 I was astonished at the wit and information he displayed. 
 Mr. Huddlestone's was certainly no ordinary character; he 
 had read and observed for himself-; his gifts were sound; 
 and, though I could never have learned to love the man, I 
 began to understand his success in business, and the great 
 respect in which he had been held before his failure. He 
 had, above all, the talent of society; and though I never 
 heard him speak but on this one and most unfavorable oc- 
 casion, I set him down among the most brilliant conversa- 
 tionalists I ever met. 
 
 He was relating with great gusto, and seemingly no feel- 
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 merchant whom he had known and studied in his youth, and 
 we were all listening with an odd mixture of mirth and em- 
 barrassment, when our little party was brought abruptly to 
 an end in the most startling manner. 
 
 A noise like that of a wet finger on the window pane in- 
 terrupted Mr. Huddlestone's tale ; and in an instant we were 
 all four as white as paper, and sat tongue-tied and motion- 
 less round the table. 
 
 " A snail," I said at last ; for I had heard that these ani- 
 mals make a noise somewhat similar in character. 
 
 " Snail be d -d ! " said Northmour. " Hush ! " 
 
 The same sound was repeated twice at regular intervals ; 
 and then a formidable voice shouted through the shutters 
 the Italian word, " Traditore! " 
 
 Mr. Huddlestone threw his head in the air; his eyelids 
 quivered; next moment he fell insensible below the table. 
 Northmour and I had each run to the armory and seized a 
 gun. Clara was on her feet with her hand at her throat. 
 
 So we stood waiting, for we thought the hour of attack 
 was certainly come ; but second passed after second, and all 
 but the surf remained silent in the neighborhood of the 
 pavilion. 
 
 " Quick," said Northmour ; " upstairs with him before 
 they come." 
 
 VIII 
 
 SOMEHOW or other, by hook and crook, and between the 
 three of us, we got Bernard Huddlestone bundled upstairs 
 and laid upon the bed in My Uncle's Room. During the 
 whole process, which was rough enough, he gave no sign of 
 consciousness, and he remained, as we had thrown him, 
 without changing the position of a finger. His daughter 
 opened his shirt and began to wet his head and bosom ; while 
 Northmour and I ran to the window. The weather con- 
 tinued clear ; the moon, which was now about full, had risen 
 and shed a very clear light upon the links; yet, strain our 
 eyes as we might, we could distinguish nothing moving. A 
 
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 few dark spots, more or less, on the uneven expanse were 
 not to be identified; they might be crouching men, they 
 might be shadows ; it was impossible to be sure. 
 
 " Thank God," said Northmour, " Aggie is not coming; 
 to-night." 
 
 Aggie was the name of the old nurse ; he had not thought 
 of her until now ; but that he should think of her at all was 
 a trait that surprised me in the man. 
 
 We were again reduced to waiting. Northmour went to 
 the fireplace and spread his hands before the red embers, 
 as if he were cold. I followed him mechanically with my 
 eyes, and in so doing turned my back upon the window. At 
 that moment a very faint report was audible from without, 
 and a ball shivered a pane of glass, and buried itself in the 
 shutter two inches from my head. I heard Clara scream; 
 and though I whipped instantly out of range and into a 
 corner, she was there, so to speak, before me, beseeching 
 to know if I were hurt. I felt that I could stand to be shot 
 at every day and all day long, with such remarks of solici- 
 tude for a reward; and I continued to reassure her, with 
 the tenderest caresses and in complete forgetfulness of 
 our situation, till the voice of Northmour recalled me to 
 myself. 
 
 " An air gun," he said. " They wish to make no noise." 
 
 I put Clara aside, and looked at him. He was standing 
 with his back to the fire and his hands clasped behind him ; 
 and I knew by the black look on his face, that passion was 
 boiling within. I had seen just such a look before he at- 
 tacked me, that March night, in the adjoining chamber ; and, 
 though I could make every allowance for his anger, I con- 
 fess I trembled for the consequences. He gazed straight 
 before him ; but he could see us with the tail of his eye, and 
 his temper kept rising like a gale of wind. With regular 
 battle awaiting us outside, this prospect of an internecine 
 strife within the walls began to daunt me. 
 
 Suddenly, as I was thus closely watching his expression 
 and prepared against the worst, I saw a change, a flash, a 
 look of relief, upon his face. He took up the lamp which 
 
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 stood beside him on the table, and turned to us with an air 
 of some excitement. 
 
 " There is one point that we must know," said he. " Are 
 they going to butcher the lot of us, or only Huddlestone? 
 Did they take you for him, or fire at you for your own 
 beaux yeux? " 
 
 [ " They took me for him, for certain," I replied. " I am 
 near as tall, and my head is fair." 
 
 " I am going to make sure," returned Northmour ; and 
 he stepped up to the window, holding the lamp above his 
 head, and stood there, quietly affronting death, for half a 
 minute. 
 
 Clara sought to rush forward and pull him from the place 
 of danger ; but I had the pardonable selfishness to hold her 
 back by force. 
 
 " Yes," said Northmour, turning coolly from the window, 
 " it's only Huddlestone they want." 
 
 " Oh, Mr. Northmour ! " cried Clara ; but found no more 
 to add; the temerity she had just witnessed seeming beyond 
 the reach of words. 
 
 He, on his part, looked at me, cocking his head, with a 
 fire of triumph in his eyes; and I understood at once that 
 he had thus hazarded his life, merely to attract Clara's 
 notice, and depose me from my position as the hero of the 
 hour. He snapped his fingers. 
 
 " The fire is only beginning," said he. " When they warm 
 up to their work, they won't be so particular." 
 
 A voice was now heard hailing us from the entrance. 
 From the window we could see the figure of a man in the 
 moonlight; he stood motionless, his face uplifted to ours, 
 and a rag of something white on his extended arm; and as 
 we looked right down upon him, though he was a good 
 many yards distant on the links, we could see the moon- 
 light glitter on his eyes. 
 
 He opened his lips again, and spoke for some minutes on 
 end, in a key so loud that he might have been heard in every 
 corner of the pavilion, and as far away as the borders of 
 the wood. It was the same voice that had already shouted, 
 
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 " Traditore! " through the shutters of the dining-room ; this 
 time it made a complete and clear statement. If the traitor 
 " Oddlestone " were given up, all others should be spared ; 
 if not, no one should escape to tell the tale. 
 
 "Well, Huddlestone, what do you say to that?" asked 
 Northmour, turning to the bed. 
 
 Up to that moment the banker had given no sign of life, 
 and I, at least, had supposed him to be still lying in a faint ; 
 but he replied at once, and in such tones as I have never 
 heard elsewhere, save from a delirious patient, adjured and 
 besought us not to desert him. It was the most hideous and 
 abject performance that my imagination can conceive. 
 
 " Enough," cried Northmour ; and then he threw open the 
 window, leaned out into the night, and in a tone of exulta- 
 tion, and with a total forgetfulness of what was due to the 
 presence of a lady, poured out upon the ambassador a string 
 of the most abominable raillery both in English and Italian, 
 and bade him be gone where he had come from. I believe 
 that nothing so delighted Northmour at that moment as the 
 thought that we must all infallibly perish before the night 
 was out. 
 
 Meantime, the Italian put his flag of truce into his pocket, 
 and disappeared, at a leisurely pace, among the sand hills. 
 
 " They make honorable war," said Northmour. " They 
 are all gentlemen and soldiers. For the credit of the thing, 
 I wish we could change sides you and I, Frank, and you, 
 too, missy, my darling and leave that being on the bed to 
 some one else. Tut ! Don't look shocked ! We are all go- 
 ing post to what they call eternity, and may as well be above 
 board while there's time. As far as I am concerned, if I 
 could first strangle Huddlestone and then get Clara in my 
 arms, I could die with some pride and satisfaction. And 
 as it is, by God, I'll have a kiss ! " 
 
 Before I could do anything to interfere, he had rudely 
 embraced and repeatedly kissed the resisting girl. Next mo- 
 ment I had pulled him away with fury, and flung him 
 heavily against the wall. He laughed loud and long, and 
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 in the best of days he had been a sparing and a quiet 
 laugher. 
 
 " Now, Frank," said he, when his mirth was somewhat 
 appeased, " it's your turn. Here's my hand. Good-bye, 
 farewell ! " Then, seeing me stand rigid and indignant, and 
 holding Clara to my side " Man ! " he broke out, " are you 
 angry? Did you think we were going to die with all the 
 airs and graces of society? I took a kiss ; I'm glad I did it ; 
 and now you can take another if you like, and square ac- 
 counts." 
 
 I turned from him with a feeling of contempt which I 
 did not seek to dissemble. 
 
 " As you please," said he. " You've been a prig in life ; 
 a prig you'll die." 
 
 And with that he sat down in a chair, a rifle over his 
 knee, and amused himself with snapping the lock; but I 
 could see that his ebullition of light spirits (the only one I 
 ever knew him to display) had already come to an end, and 
 was succeeded by a sullen, scowling humor. 
 
 All this time our assailants might have been entering the 
 house, and we been none the wiser ; we had in truth almost 
 forgotten the danger that so imminently overhung our days. 
 But just then Mr. Huddlestone uttered a cry, and leaped 
 from the bed. 
 
 I asked him what was wrong. 
 
 " Fire ! " he cried. " They have set the house on fire ! " 
 
 Northmour was on his feet in an instant, and he and I 
 ran through the door of communication with the study. The 
 room was illuminated by a red and angry light. Almost at 
 the moment of our entrance, a tower of flame arose in front 
 of the window, and, with a tingling report, a pane fell in- 
 ward on the carpet. They had set fire to the lean-to out- 
 house, where Northmour used to nurse his negatives. 
 
 " Hot work," said Northmour. " Let us try in your old 
 room." 
 
 We ran thither in a breath, threw up the casement, and 
 looked forth. Along the whole back wall of the pavilion 
 piles of fuel had been arranged and kindled ; and it is prob- 
 
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 able they had been drenched with mineral oil, for, in spite 
 of the morning's rain, they all burned bravely. The fire had 
 taken a firm hold already on the outhouse, which blazed 
 higher and higher every moment ; the back door was in the 
 center of a red-hot bonfire; the eaves we could see, as we 
 looked upward, were already smoldering, for the roof over- 
 hung, and was supported by considerable beams of wood. 
 At the same time, hot, pungent, and choking volumes of 
 smoke began to fill the house. There was not a human be- 
 ing to be seen to right or left. 
 
 "Ah, well!" said Northmour, "here's the end, thank 
 God!" 
 
 And we returned to My Uncle's Room. Mr. Huddlestone 
 was putting on his boots, still violently trembling, but with 
 an air of determination such as I had not hitherto observed. 
 Clara stood close by him, with her cloak in both hands 
 ready to throw about her shoulders, and a strange look 
 in her eyes, as if she were half hopeful, half doubtful of 
 her father. 
 
 " Well, boys and girls," said Northmour, " how about a 
 sally ? The oven is heating ; it is not good to stay here and 
 be baked; and, for my part, I want to come to my hands 
 with them, and be done." 
 
 " There's nothing else left," I replied. 
 
 And both Clara and Mr. Huddlestone, though with a very 
 Different intonation, added, " Nothing." 
 
 As we went downstairs the heat was excessive, and the 
 roaring of the fire filled our ears ; and we had scarce reached 
 the passage before the stairs window fell in, a branch of 
 flame shot brandishing through the aperture, and the in- 
 terior of the pavilion became lighted up with that dreadful 
 and fluctuating glare. At the same moment we heard the 
 fall of something heavy and inelastic in the upper story. 
 The whole pavilion, it was plain, had gone alight like a box 
 of matches, and now not only flamed sky high to land and 
 sea, but threatened with every moment to crumble and fall 
 in about our ears. 
 
 Northmour and I cocked our revolvers. Mr. Huddle- 
 
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 stone, who had already refused a firearm, put us behind him 
 with a manner of command. 
 
 " Let Clara open the door," said he. " So, if they fire 
 a volley, she will be protected. And in the meantime stand 
 behind me. I am the scapegoat; my sins have found me 
 out." 
 
 I heard him, as I stood breathless by his shoulder, with 
 my pistol ready, pattering off prayers in a tremulous, rapid 
 whisper; and, I confess, horrid as the thought may seem, I 
 despised him for thinking of supplications in a moment so 
 critical and thrilling. In the meantime, Clara, who was 
 dead white but still possessed her faculties, had displaced 
 the barricade from the front door. Another moment, and 
 she had pulled it open. Firelight and moonlight illumi- 
 nated the links with confused and changeful luster, and far 
 away against the sky we could see a long trail of glowing 
 smoke. 
 
 Mr. Huddlestone, filled for the moment with a strength 
 greater than his own, struck Northmour and myself a back- 
 hander in the chest ; and while we were thus for the moment 
 incapacitated from action, lifting his arms above his head 
 like one about to dive, he ran straight forward out of the 
 pavilion. 
 
 " Here am I ! " he cried" Huddlestone ! Kill me, and 
 spare the others ! " 
 
 His sudden appearance daunted, I suppose, our hidden 
 enemies ; for Northmour and I had time to recover, to seize 
 Clara between us, one by each arm, and to rush forth to his 
 assistance, ere anything further had taken place. But scarce 
 had we passed the threshold when there came near a dozen 
 reports and flashes from every direction among the hollows 
 of the links. Mr. Huddlestone staggered, uttered a weird 
 and freezing cry, threw up his arms over his head, and fell 
 backward on the turf. 
 
 " Traditore! Traditore! " cried the invisible avengers. 
 
 And just then a part of the roof of the pavilion fell in, so 
 rapid was the progress of the fire. A loud, vague, and hor- 
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 flame went soaring up to heaven. It must have been visible 
 at that moment from twenty miles out at sea, from the shore 
 at Graden Wester, and far inland from the peak of Gray- 
 stiel, the most eastern summit of the Caulder Hills. Ber- 
 nard Huddlestone, although God knows what were his obse- 
 quies, had a fine pyre at the moment of his death. 
 
 IX 
 
 I SHOULD have the greatest difficulty to tell you what fol- 
 lowed next after this tragic circumstance. It is all to me, 
 as I look back upon it, mixed, strenuous, and ineffectual, 
 like the struggles of a sleeper in a nightmare. Clara, I re- 
 member, uttered a broken sigh and would have fallen for- 
 ward to earth, had not Northmour and I supported her in- 
 sensible body. I do not think we were attacked: I do not 
 remember even to have seen an assailant ; and I believe we 
 deserted Mr. Huddlestone without a glance. I only remem- 
 ber running like a man in a panic, now carrying Clara alto- 
 gether in my own arms, now sharing her weight with North- 
 mour, now scuffling confusedly for the possession of that 
 dear burden. Why we should have made for my camp in 
 the Hemlock Den, or how we reached it, are points lost for- 
 ever to my recollection. The first moment at which I became 
 definitely sure, Clara had been suffered to fall against the 
 outside of my little tent, Northmour and I were tumbling 
 together on the ground, and he, with contained ferocity, was 
 striking for my head with the butt of his revolver. He had 
 already twice wounded me on the scalp ; and it is to the con- 
 sequent loss of blood that I am tempted to attribute the 
 sudden clearness of my mind. 
 
 I caught him by the wrist. 
 
 " Northmour," I remember saying, " you can kill me 
 afterwards. Let us first attend to Clara." 
 
 He was at that moment uppermost. Scarcely had the 
 words passed my lips, when he had leaped to his feet and 
 ran toward the tent; and the next moment, he was strain- 
 
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 ing Clara to his heart and covering her unconscious hands 
 and face with his caresses. 
 
 " Shame ! " I cried. " Shame to you, Northmour ! " 
 
 And, giddy though I still was, I struck him repeatedly 
 upon the head and shoulders. 
 
 He relinquished his grasp, and faced me in the broken 
 moonlight. 
 
 " I had you under, and I let you go," said he ; " and 
 now you strike me ! Coward ! " 
 
 " You are the coward," I retorted. " Did she wish your 
 kisses while she was still sensible of what you wanted? 
 Not she ! And now she may be dying ; and you waste this 
 precious time, and abuse her helplessness. Stand aside, and 
 let me help her." 
 
 He confronted me for a moment, white and menacing; 
 then suddenly he stepped aside. 
 
 " Help her then," said he. 
 
 I threw myself on my knees beside her, and loosened, as 
 well as I was able, her dress and corset; but while I was 
 thus engaged, a grasp descended on my shoulder. 
 
 " Keep your hands off her," said Northmour, fiercely. 
 " Do you think I have no blood in my veins ? " 
 
 " Northmour," I cried, " if you will neither help her 
 yourself, nor let me do so, do you know that I shall have 
 to kill you?" 
 
 " That is better ! " he cried. " Let her die also, where's 
 the harm? Step aside from that girl! and stand up to 
 fight." 
 
 " You will observe," said I, half rising, " that I have not 
 kissed her yet." 
 
 " I dare you to," he cried. 
 
 I do not know what possessed me; it was one of the 
 things I am most ashamed of in my life, though, as my 
 wife used to say, I knew that my kisses would be always 
 welcome were she dead or living; down I fell again upon 
 my knees, parted the hair from her forehead, and, with the 
 dearest respect, laid my lips for a moment on that cold 
 brow. It was such a caress as a father might have given ; 
 
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 it was such a one as was not unbecoming from a man soon 
 to die to a woman already dead. 
 
 " And now," said I, " I am at your service, Mr. North- 
 mour." 
 
 But I saw, to my surprise, that he had turned his back 
 upon me. 
 
 "Do you hear?" I asked. 
 
 " Yes," said he, " I do. If you wish to fight, I am ready. 
 If not, go on and save Clara. All is one to me." 
 
 I did not wait to be twice bidden; but, stooping again 
 over Clara, continued my efforts to revive her. She still 
 lay white and lifeless ; I began to fear that her sweet spirit 
 had indeed fled beyond recall, and horror and a sense of 
 utter desolation seized upon my heart. I called her by 
 name with the most endearing inflections; I chafed and 
 beat her hands ; now I laid her head low, now supported it 
 against my knee ; but all seemed to be in vain, and the lids 
 still lay heavy on her eyes. 
 
 " Northmour," I said, " there is my hat. For God's sake 
 bring some water from the spring." 
 
 Almost in a moment he was by my side with the water. 
 
 " I have brought it in my own," he said. " You do 
 not grudge me the privilege ? " 
 
 " Northmour," I was beginning to say, as I laved her 
 head and breast; but he interrupted me savagely. 
 
 " Oh, you hush up ! " he said. " The best thing you can 
 do is to say nothing." 
 
 I had certainly no desire to talk, my mind being swal- 
 lowed up in concern for my dear love and her condition; 
 so I continued in silence to do my best toward her recovery, 
 and, when the hat was empty, returned it to him, with one 
 word " More." He had, perhaps, gone several times 
 upon this errand, when Clara reopened her eyes. 
 
 " Now," said he, " since she is better, you can spare me, 
 can you not? I wish you a good night, Mr. Cassilis." 
 
 And with that he was gone among the thicket. I made 
 a fire, for I had now no fear of the Italians, who had even 
 spared all the little possessions left in my encampment; 
 
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 and, broken as she was by the excitement and the hideous 
 catastrophe of the evening, I managed, in one way or 
 another by persuasion, encouragement, warmth, and 
 such simple remedies as I could lay my hand on to 
 bring her back to some composure of mind and strength 
 of body. 
 
 Day had already come, when a sharp " Hist ! " sounded 
 from the thicket. I started from the ground ; but the voice 
 of Northmour was heard adding, in the most tranquil tones : 
 " Come here, Cassilis, and alone ; I want to show you 
 something." 
 
 I consulted Clara with my eyes, and, receiving her tacit 
 permission, left her alone, and clambered out of the den. 
 At some distance off I saw Northmour leaning against an 
 elder; and, as soon as he perceived me, he began walking 
 seaward. I had almost overtaken him as he reached the 
 outskirts of the wood. 
 
 " Look," said he, pausing. 
 
 A couple of steps more brought me out of the foliage. 
 The light of the morning lay cold and clear over that well- 
 known scene. The pavilion was but a blackened wreck; 
 the roof had fallen in, one of the gables had fallen out; 
 and, far and near, the face of the links was cicatrized with 
 little patches of burned furze. Thick smoke still went 
 straight upward in the windless air of the morning, and a 
 great pile of ardent cinders filled the bare walls of the 
 house, like coals in an open grate. Close by the islet a 
 schooner yacht lay to, and a well-manned boat was pulling 
 vigorously for the shore. 
 
 " The ' Red Earl ' ! " I cried. " The ' Red Earl ' twelve 
 hours too late ! " 
 
 " Feel in your pocket, Frank. Are you armed ? " asked 
 Northmour. 
 
 I obeyed him, and I think I must have become deadly 
 pale. My revolver had been taken from me. 
 
 " You see, I have you in my power," he continued. " I 
 disarmed you last night while you were nursing Clara ; but 
 this morning here take your pistol. No thanks ! " he 
 
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 cried, holding up his hand. " I do not like them ; tha is 
 the only way you can annoy me now." 
 
 He began to walk forward across the links to meet the 
 boat, and I followed a step or two behind. In front of the 
 pavilion I paused to see where Mr. Huddlestone had fallen ; 
 but there was no sign of him, nor so much as a trace of 
 blood. 
 
 " Graden Floe," said Northmour. 
 
 He continued to advance till we had come to the head 
 of the beach. 
 
 " No farther, please," said he. " Would you like to take 
 her to Graden House ? " 
 
 " Thank you," replied I ; " I shall try to get her to the 
 minister at Graden Wester." 
 
 The prow of the boat here grated on the beach, and a 
 sailor jumped ashore with a line in his hand. 
 
 " Wait a minute, lads ! " cried Northmour ; and then 
 lower and to my private ear, " You had better say nothing 
 of all this to her," he added. 
 
 " On the contrary ! " I broke out, " she shall know every- 
 thing that I can tell." 
 
 " You do not understand," he returned, with an air of 
 great dignity. " It will be nothing to her ; she expects it 
 of me. Good-by ! " he added, with a nod. 
 
 I offered him my hand. 
 
 " Excuse me," said he. " It's small, I know ; but I can't 
 push things quite so far as that. I don't wish any senti- 
 mental business, to sit by your hearth a white-haired wan- 
 derer, and all that. Quite the contrary: I hope to God I 
 shall never again clap eyes on either one of you." 
 
 " Well, God bless you, Northmour ! " I said heartily. 
 
 " Oh, yes," he returned. 
 
 He walked down the beach ; and the man who was ashore 
 gave him an arm on board, and then shoved off and leaped 
 into the bows himself. Northmour took the tiller ; the boat 
 rose to the waves, and the oars between the tholepins 
 sounded crisp and measured in the morning air. 
 
 They were not yet half way to the " Red Earl," and I 
 
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 was still watching their progress, when the sun rose out 
 of the sea. 
 
 One word more, and my story is done. Years after, 
 Northmour was killed fighting under the colors of Gari- 
 baldi for the liberation of the Tyrol. 
 
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Wilkie Collins 
 The Dream Woman 
 
 A Mystery in Four Narratives 
 
 THE FIRST NARRATIVE 
 
 INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT OF THE FACTS 
 BY PERCY FAIRBANK 
 
 "T-JULLO, there! Hostler! Hullo-o-o!" 
 
 " My dear! why don't you look for the bell? " 
 
 " I have looked there is no bell." 
 
 " And nobody in the yard. How very extraordinary ! 
 Call again, dear." 
 
 " Hostler ! Hullo, there ! Hostler-r-r ! " 
 
 My second call echoes through empty space, and rouses 
 nobody produces, in short, no visible result. I am at the 
 end of my resources I don't know what to say or what to 
 do next. Here I stand in the solitary inn yard of a strange 
 town, with two horses to hold, and a lady to take care of. 
 By way of adding to my responsibilities, it so happens that 
 one of the horses is dead lame, and that the lady is my 
 wife. 
 
 Who am I? you will ask. 
 
 There is plenty of time to answer the question. Nothing 
 happens; and nobody appears to receive us. Let me in- 
 troduce myself and my wife. 
 
 I am Percy Fairbank English gentleman age (let us 
 say) forty no profession moderate politics middle 
 height fair complexion easy character plenty of money. 
 
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 My wife is a French lady. She was Mademoiselle Clo- 
 tilde Delorge when I was first presented to her at her 
 father's house in France. I fell in love with her I really 
 don't know why. It might have been because I was per- 
 fectly idle, and had nothing else to do at the time. Or it 
 might have been because all my friends said she was the 
 very last woman whom I ought to think of marrying. On 
 the surface, I must own, there is nothing in common be- 
 tween Mrs. Fairbank and me. She is tall ; she is dark ; she 
 is nervous, excitable, romantic; in all her opinions she 
 proceeds to extremes. What could such a woman see in 
 me ? what could I see in her ? I know no more than you 
 do. In some mysterious manner we exactly suit each other. 
 We have been man and wife for ten years, and our only 
 regret is, that we have no children. I don't know what 
 you may think ; / call that upon the whole a happy mar- 
 riage. 
 
 So much for ourselves. The next question is what has 
 brought us into the inn yard? and why am I obliged to 
 turn groom, and hold the horses? 
 
 We live for the most part in France at the country 
 house in which my wife and I first met. Occasionally, by 
 way of variety, we pay visits to my friends in England. We 
 are paying one of those visits now. Our host is an old 
 college friend of mine, possessed of a fine estate in Somer- 
 setshire ; and we have arrived at his house called Farleigh 
 Hall toward the close of the hunting season. 
 
 On the day of which I am now writing destined to be 
 a memorable day in our calendar the hounds meet at Far- 
 leigh Hall. Mrs. Fairbank and I are mounted on two of 
 the best horses in my friend's stables. We are quite un- 
 worthy of that distinction ; for we know nothing and care 
 nothing about hunting. On the other hand, we delight in 
 riding, and we enjoy the breezy Spring morning and the 
 fair and fertile English landscape surrounding us on every 
 side. While the hunt prospers, we follow the hunt. But 
 when a check occurs when time passes and patience is 
 sorely tried; when the bewildered dogs run hither and 
 
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 thither, and strong language falls from the lips of exas- 
 perated sportsmen we fail to take any further interest in 
 the proceedings. We turn our horses' heads in the direc- 
 tion of a grassy lane, delightfully shaded by trees. We 
 trot merrily along the lane, and find ourselves on an open 
 common. We gallop across the common, and follow the 
 windings of a second lane. We cross a brook, we pass 
 through a village, we emerge into pastoral solitude among 
 the hills. The horses toss their heads, and neigh to each 
 other, and enjoy it as much as we do. The hunt is for- 
 gotten. We are as happy as a couple of children ; we are 
 actually singing a French song when in one moment our 
 merriment comes to an end. My wife's horse sets one of 
 his forefeet on a loose stone, and stumbles. His rider's 
 ready hand saves him from falling. But, at the first at- 
 tempt he makes to go on, the sad truth shows itself a 
 tendon is strained ; the horse is lame. 
 
 What is to be done ? We are strangers in a lonely part 
 of the country. Look where we may, we see no signs of a 
 human habitation. There is nothing for it but to take the 
 bridle road up the hill, and try what we can discover on 
 the other side. I transfer the saddles, and mount my wife 
 on my own horse. He is not used to carry a lady; he 
 misses the familiar pressure of a man's legs on either side 
 of him; he fidgets, and starts, and kicks up the dust. I 
 follow on foot, at a respectful distance from his heels, lead- 
 ing the lame horse. Is there a more miserable object on 
 the face of creation than a lame horse ? I have seen lame 
 men and lame dogs who were cheerful creatures ; but I 
 never yet saw a lame horse who didn't look heartbroken 
 over his own misfortune. 
 
 For half an hour my wife capers and curvets sideways 
 along the bridle road. I trudge on behind her; and the 
 heartbroken horse halts behind me. Hard by the top of 
 the hill, our melancholy procession passes a Somersetshire 
 peasant at work in a field. I summon the man to approach 
 us ; and the man looks at me stolidly, from the middle of 
 the field, without stirring a step. I ask at the top of my 
 
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 voice how far it is to Farleigh Hall. The Somersetshire 
 peasant answers at the top of his voice : 
 
 " Vourteen mile. Gi' oi a drap o' zyder." 
 
 I translate (for my wife's benefit) from the Somerset- 
 shire language into the English language. We are four- 
 teen miles from Farleigh Hall ; and our friend in the field 
 desires to be rewarded, for giving us that information, with 
 a drop of cider. There is the peasant, painted by himself ! 
 Quite a bit of character, my dear! Quite a bit of char- 
 acter ! 
 
 Mrs. Fairbank doesn't view the study of agricultural 
 human nature with my relish. Her fidgety horse will not 
 allow her a moment's repose ; she is beginning to lose her 
 temper. 
 
 " We can't go fourteen miles in this way," she says. 
 " Where is the nearest inn? Ask that brute in the field ! " 
 
 I take a shilling from my pocket and hold it up in the 
 sun. The shilling exercises magnetic virtues. The shil- 
 ling draws the peasant slowly toward me from the middle 
 of the field. I inform him that we want to put up the 
 horses and to hire a carriage to take us back to Farleigh 
 Hall. Where can we do that ? The peasant answers (with 
 his eye on the shilling) : 
 
 " At Oonderbridge, to be zure." (At Underbridge, to 
 be sure.) 
 
 " Is it far to Underbridge ?" 
 
 The peasant repeats, " Var to Oonderbridge?" and 
 laughs at the question. " Hoo-hoo-hoo ! " (Underbridge 
 is evidently close by if we could only find it.) " Will you 
 show us the way, my man ? " " Will you gi' oi a drap of 
 zyder?" I courteously bend my head, and point to the 
 shilling. The agricultural intelligence exerts itself. The 
 peasant joins our melancholy procession. My wife is a 
 fine woman, but he never once looks at my wife and, 
 more extraordinary still, he never even looks at the horses. 
 His eyes are with his mind and his mind is on the shil- 
 ling. 
 
 We reach the top of the hill and, behold on the other 
 
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 side, nestling in a valley, the shrine of our pilgrimage, 
 the town of Underbridge ! Here our guide claims his 
 shilling, and leaves us to find out the inn for ourselves. I 
 am constitutionally a polite man. I say " Good morning " 
 at parting. The guide looks at me with the shilling be- 
 tween his teeth to make sure that it is a good one. " Marn- 
 in ! " he says savagely and turns his back on us, as if we 
 had offended him. A curious product, this, of the growth 
 of civilization. If I didn't see a church spire at Under- 
 bridge, I might suppose that we had lost ourselves on a 
 savage island. 
 
 II 
 
 ARRIVING at the town, we had no difficulty in finding 
 the inn. The town is composed of one desolate street ; and 
 midway in that street stands the inn an ancient stone 
 building sadly out of repair. The painting on the sign- 
 board is obliterated. The shutters over the long range of 
 front windows are all closed. A cock and his hens are the 
 only living creatures at the door. Plainly, this is one of 
 the old inns of the stage-coach period, ruined by the rail- 
 way. We pass through the open arched doorway, and find 
 no one to welcome us. We advance into the stable yard 
 behind ; I assist my wife to dismount and there we are in 
 the position already disclosed to view at the opening of 
 this narrative. No bell to ring. No human creature to 
 answer when I call. I stand helpless, with the bridles of 
 the horses in my hand. Mrs. Fairbank saunters gracefully 
 down the length of the yard and does what all women do, 
 when they find themselves in a strange place. She opens 
 every door as she passes it, and peeps in. On my side, I 
 have just recovered my breath, I am on the point of shout- 
 ing for the hostler for the third and last time, when I hear 
 Mrs. Fairbank suddenly call to me : 
 
 " Percy ! come here ! " 
 
 Her voice is eager and agitated. She has opened a last 
 door at the end of the yard, and has started back from 
 
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 some sight which has suddenly met her view. I hitch the 
 horses' bridles on a rusty nail in the wall near me, and join 
 my wife. She has turned pale, and catches me nervously 
 by the arm. 
 
 " Good heavens ! " she cries ; " look at that ! " 
 
 I look and what do I see? I see a dingy little stable, 
 containing two stalls. In one stall a horse is munching 
 his corn. In the other a man is lying asleep on the litter. 
 
 A worn, withered, woebegone man in a hostler's dress. 
 His hollow wrinkled cheeks, his scanty grizzled hair, his 
 dry yellow skin, tell their own tale of past sorrow or suffer- 
 ing. There is an ominous frown on his eyebrows there 
 is a painful nervous contraction on the side of his mouth. 
 I hear him breathing convulsively when I first look in ; he 
 shudders and sighs in his sleep. It is not a pleasant sight 
 to see, and I turn round instinctively to the bright sunlight 
 in the yard. My wife turns me back again in the direction 
 of the stable door. 
 
 " Wait ! " she says. " Wait ! he may do it again." 
 
 " Do what again ? " 
 
 " He was talking in his sleep, Percy, when I first looked 
 in. He was dreaming some dreadful dream. Hush ! he's 
 beginning again." 
 
 I look and listen. The man stirs on his miserable bed. 
 The man speaks in a quick, fierce whisper through his 
 clinched teeth. " Wake up ! Wake up, there ! Murder ! " 
 
 There is an interval of silence. He moves one lean arm 
 slowly until it rests over his throat ; he shudders, and turns 
 on his straw ; he raises his arm from his throat, and feebly 
 stretches it out ; his hand clutches at the straw on the side 
 toward which he has turned; he seems to fancy that he 
 is grasping at the edge of something. I see his lips begin 
 to move again; I step softly into the stable; my wife fol- 
 lows me, with her hand fast clasped in mine. We both 
 bend over him. He is talking once more in his sleep- 
 strange talk, mad talk, this time. 
 
 " Light gray eyes " (we hear him say), " and a droop in 
 the left eyelid flaxen hair, with a gold-yellow streak in it 
 
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 all right, mother ! fair, white arms with a down on them 
 little, lady's hand, with a reddish look round the finger- 
 nails the knife the cursed knife first on one side, then 
 on the other aha, you she-devil ! where is the knife ? " 
 
 He stops and grows restless on a sudden. We see him 
 writhing on the straw. He throws up both his hands and 
 gasps hysterically for breath. His eyes open suddenly. 
 For a moment they look at nothing, with a vacant glitter 
 in them then they close again in deeper sleep. Is he 
 dreaming still? Yes; but the dream seems to have taken 
 a new course. When he speaks next, the tone is altered; 
 the words are few sadly and imploringly repeated over 
 and over again. " Say you love me ! I am so fond of you. 
 Say you love me ! say you love me ! " He sinks into deeper 
 and deeper sleep, faintly repeating those words. They die 
 away on his lips. He speaks no more. 
 
 By this time Mrs. Fairbank has got over her terror ; she 
 is devoured by curiosity now. The miserable creature on 
 the straw has appealed to the imaginative side of her char- 
 acter. Her illimitable appetite for romance hungers and 
 thirsts for more. She shakes me impatiently by the arm. 
 
 " Do you hear ? There is a woman at the bottom of it, 
 Percy ! There is love and murder in it, Percy ! Where are 
 the people of the inn? Go into the yard, and call to them 
 again/' 
 
 My wife belongs, on her mother's side, to the South of 
 France. The South of France breeds fine women with hot 
 tempers. I say no more. Married men will understand 
 my position. Single men may need to be told that there 
 are occasions when we must not only love and honor we 
 must also obey our wives. 
 
 I turn to the door to obey my wife, and find myself 
 confronted by a stranger who has stolen on us unawares. 
 The stranger is a tiny, sleepy, rosy old man, with a vacant 
 pudding-face, and a shining bald head. He wears drab 
 breeches and gaiters, and a respectable square-tailed an- 
 cient black coat. I feel instinctively that here is the land- 
 lord of the inn. 
 
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 " Good morning, sir," says the rosy old man. " I'm a 
 little hard of hearing. Was it you that was a-calling just 
 now in the yard?" 
 
 Before I can answer, my wife interposes. She insists (in 
 a shrill voice, adapted to our host's hardness of hearing) 
 on knowing who that unfortunate person is sleeping on 
 the straw. " Where does he come from ? Why does he 
 say such dreadful things in his sleep? Is he married or 
 single ? Did he ever fall in love with a murderess ? What 
 sort of a looking woman was she ? Did she really stab him 
 or not? In short, dear Mr. Landlord, tell us the whole 
 story!" 
 
 Dear Mr. Landlord waits drowsily until Mrs. Fairbank 
 has quite done then delivers himself of his reply as follows : 
 
 " His name's Francis Raven. He's an Independent 
 Methodist. He was forty-five year old last birthday. And 
 he's my hostler. That's his story." 
 
 My wife's hot southern temper finds its way to her foot, 
 and expresses itself by a stamp on the stable yard. 
 
 The landlord turns himself sleepily round, and looks at 
 the horses. " A fine pair of horses, them two in the yard. 
 Do you want to put 'em in my stables?" I reply in the 
 affirmative by a nod. The landlord, bent on making him- 
 self agreeable to my wife, addresses her once more. " I'm 
 a-going to wake Francis Raven. He's an Independent 
 Methodist. He was forty-five year old last birthday. And 
 he's my hostler. That's his story." 
 
 Having issued this second edition of his interesting nar- 
 rative, the landlord enters the stable. We follow him to 
 see how he will wake Francis Raven, and what will happen 
 upon that. The stable broom stands in a corner ; the land- 
 lord takes it advances toward the sleeping hostler and 
 coolly stirs the man up with a broom as if he was a wild 
 beast in a cage. Francis Raven starts to his feet with a cry 
 of terror looks at us wildly, with a horrid glare of sus- 
 picion in his eyes recovers himself the next moment 
 and suddenly changes into a decent, quiet, respectable serv- 
 ing-man. 
 
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 " I beg your pardon, ma'am. I beg your pardon, sir." 
 The tone and manner in which he makes his apologies 
 are both above his apparent station in life. I begin to 
 catch the infection of Mrs. Fairbank's interest in this man. 
 We both follow him out into the yard to see what he will 
 do with the horses. The manner in which he lifts the in- 
 jured leg of the lame horse tells me at once that he under- 
 stands his business. Quickly and quietly, he leads the ani- 
 mal into an empty stable; quickly and quietly, he gets a 
 bucket of hot water, and puts the lame horse's leg into 
 it. " The warm water will reduce the swelling, sir. I 
 will bandage the leg afterwards." All that he does is 
 done intelligently; all that he says, he says to the 
 purpose. 
 
 Nothing wild, nothing strange about him now. Is this 
 the same man whom we heard talking in his sleep? the 
 same man who woke with that cry of terror and that hor- 
 rid suspicion in his eyes ? I determine to try him with one 
 or two questions. 
 
 Ill 
 
 " NOT much to do here," I say to the hostler. 
 
 " Very little to do, sir," the hostler replies. 
 
 "Anybody staying in the house?" 
 
 " The house is quite empty, sir." 
 
 " I thought you were all dead. I could make nobody 
 hear me." 
 
 " The landlord is very deaf, sir, and the waiter is out on 
 an errand." 
 
 " Yes ; and you were fast asleep in the stable. Do you 
 often take a nap in the daytime ? " 
 
 The worn face of the hostler faintly flushes. His eyes 
 look away from my eyes for the first time. Mrs. Fairbank 
 furtively pinches my arm. Are we on the eve of a dis- 
 covery at last? I repeat my question. The man has no 
 civil alternative but to give me an answer. The answer is 
 given in these words : 
 
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 " I was tired out, sir. You wouldn't have found me 
 asleep in the daytime but for that." 
 
 "Tired out, eh? You had been hard at work, I sup- 
 pose?" 
 
 " No, sir." 
 
 "What was it, then?" 
 
 He hesitates again, and answers unwillingly, " I was up 
 all night." 
 
 " Up all night ? Anything going on in the town ? " 
 
 " Nothing going on, sir." 
 
 "Anybody ill?" 
 
 " Nobody ill, sir." 
 
 That reply is the last. Try as I may, I can extract noth- 
 ing more from him. He turns away and busies himself in 
 attending to the horse's leg. I leave the stable to speak 
 to the landlord about the carriage which is to take us back 
 to Farleigh Hall. Mrs. Fairbank remains with the hostler, 
 and favors me with a look at parting. The look says 
 plainly, " / mean to find out why he was up all night. 
 Leave him to Me." 
 
 The ordering of the carriage is easily accomplished. The 
 inn possesses one horse and one chaise. The landlord has 
 a story to tell of the horse, and a story to tell of the chaise. 
 They resemble the story of Francis Raven with this ex- 
 ception, that the horse and chaise belong to no religious 
 persuasion. " The horse will be nine year old next birth- 
 day. I've had the shay for four-and-twenty year. Mr. 
 Max, of Underbridge, he bred the horse ; and Mr. Pooley, 
 of Yeovil, he built the shay. It's my horse and my shay. 
 And that's their story ! " Having relieved his mind of these 
 details, the landlord proceeds to put the harness on the 
 horse. By way of assisting him, I drag the chaise into 
 the yard. Just as our preparations are completed, Mrs. 
 Fairbank appears. A moment or two later the hostler fol- 
 lows her out. He has bandaged the horse's leg, and is now 
 ready to drive us to Farleigh Hall. I observe signs of 
 agitation in his face and manner, which suggest that my 
 wife has found her way into his confidence. I put the ques- 
 
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 tion to her privately in a corner of the yard. " Well ? 
 Have you found out why Francis Raven was up all night ? " 
 
 Mrs. Fairbank has an eye to dramatic effect. Instead of 
 answering plainly, Yes or No, she suspends the interest and 
 excites the audience by putting a question on her side. 
 
 " What is the day of the month, dear? " 
 
 " The day of the month is the first of March." 
 
 " The first of March, Percy, is Francis Raven's birth- 
 day." 
 
 I try to look as if I was interested and don't succeed. 
 
 " Francis was born," Mrs. Fairbank proceeds gravely, 
 " at two o'clock in the morning." 
 
 I begin to wonder whether my wife's intellect is going 
 the way of the landlord's intellect. " Is that all? " I ask. 
 
 " It is not all," Mrs. Fairbank answers. " Francis Raven 
 sits up on the morning of his birthday because he is afraid 
 to go to bed." 
 
 " And why is he afraid to go to bed ? " 
 
 " Because he is in peril of his life." 
 
 "On his birthday?" 
 
 " On his birthday. At two o'clock in the morning. As 
 regularly as the birthday comes round." 
 
 There she stops. Has she discovered no more than that ? 
 No more thus far. I begin to feel really interested by this 
 time. I ask eagerly what it means ? Mrs. Fairbank points 
 mysteriously to the chaise with Francis Raven (hitherto 
 our hostler, now our coachman) waiting for us to get in. 
 The chaise has a seat for two in front, and a seat for one 
 behind. My wife casts a warning look at me, and places 
 herself on the seat in front. 
 
 The necessary consequence of this arrangement is that 
 Mrs. Fairbank sits by the side of the driver during a jour- 
 ney of two hours and more. Need I state the result? It 
 would be an insult to your intelligence to state the result. 
 Let me offer you my place in the chaise. And let Francis 
 Raven tell his terrible story in his own words. 
 
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 THE SECOND NARRATIVE 
 
 RY.- 
 IV 
 
 IT is now ten years ago since I got my first warning of 
 the great trouble of my life in the Vision of a Dream. 
 
 I shall be better able to tell you about it if you will 
 please suppose yourselves to be drinking tea along with us 
 in our little cottage in Cambridgeshire, ten years since. 
 
 The time was the close of day, and there were three of 
 us at the table, namely, my mother, myself, and my moth- 
 er's sister, Mrs. Chance. These two were Scotchwomen by 
 birth, and both were widows. There was no other resem- 
 blance between them that I can call to mind. My mother 
 had lived all her life in England, and had no more of the 
 Scotch brogue on her tongue than I have. My aunt Chance 
 had never been out of Scotland until she came to keep 
 house with my mother after her husband's death. And 
 when she opened her lips you heard broad Scotch, I can 
 tell you, if you ever heard it yet ! 
 
 As it fell out, there was a matter of some consequence 
 in debate among us that evening. It was this : whether I 
 should do well or not to take a long journey on foot the 
 next morning. 
 
 Now the next morning happened to be the day before 
 my birthday ; and the purpose of the journey was to offer 
 myself for a situation as groom at a great house in the 
 neighboring county to ours. The place was reported as 
 likely to fall vacant in about three weeks' time. I was as 
 well fitted to fill it as any other man. In the prosperous 
 days of our family, my father had been manager of a train- 
 ing stable, and he had kept me employed among the horses 
 from my boyhood upward. Please to excuse my troubling 
 you with these small matters. They all fit into my story 
 farther on, as you will soon find out. My poor mother 
 was dead against my leaving home on the morrow. 
 
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 " You can never walk all the way there and all the way 
 back again by to-morrow night," she says. " The end of 
 it will be that you will sleep away from home on your 
 birthday. You have never done that yet, Francis, since 
 your father's death, I don't like your doing it now. Wait 
 a day longer, my son only one day." 
 
 For my own part, I was weary of being idle, and I 
 couldn't abide the notion of delay. Even one day might 
 make all the difference. Some other man might take time 
 by the forelock, and get the place. 
 
 " Consider how long I have been out of work," I says, 
 " and don't ask me to put off the journey. I won't fail 
 you, mother. I'll get back by to-morrow night, if I have 
 to pay my last sixpence for a lift in a cart." 
 
 My mother shook her head. " I don't like it, Francis 
 I don't like it ! " There was no moving her from that view. 
 We argued and argued, until we were both at a deadlock. 
 It ended in our agreeing to refer the difference between 
 us to my mother's sister, Mrs. Chance. 
 
 While we were trying hard to convince each other, my 
 aunt Chance sat as dumb as a fish, stirring her tea and 
 thinking her own thoughts. When we made our appeal 
 to her, she seemed as it were to wake up. " Ye baith refer 
 it to my puir judgment?" she says, in her broad Scotch. 
 We both answered Yes. Upon that my aunt Chance first 
 cleared the tea-table, and then pulled out from the pocket 
 of her gown a pack of cards. 
 
 Don't run away, if you please, with the notion that this 
 was done lightly, with a view to amuse my mother and 
 me. My aunt Chance seriously believed that she could 
 look into the future by telling fortunes on the cards. She 
 did nothing herself without first consulting the cards. She 
 could give no more serious proof of her interest in my wel- 
 fare than the proof which she was offering now. 1^ don't 
 say it profanely; I only mention the fact the cards had, 
 in some incomprehensible way, got themselves jumbled up 
 together with her religious convictions. You meet with 
 people nowadays who believe in spirits working by way of 
 
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 tables and chairs. On the same principle (if there is any 
 principle in it) my aunt Chance believed in Providence 
 working by way of the cards. 
 
 " Whether you are right, Francie, or your mither 
 whether ye will do weel or ill, the morrow, to go or stay 
 the cairds will tell it. We are a* in the hands of Proavi- 
 dence. The cairds will tell it." 
 
 Hearing this, my mother turned her head aside, with 
 something of a sour look in her face. Her sister's notions 
 about the cards were little better than flat blasphemy to 
 her mind. But she kept her opinion to herself. My aunt 
 Chance, to own the truth, had inherited, through her late 
 husband, a pension of thirty pounds a year. This was an 
 important contribution to our housekeeping, and we poor 
 relations were bound to treat her with a certain respect. 
 As for myself, if my poor father never did anything else 
 for me before he fell into difficulties, he gave me a good 
 education, and raised me (thank God) above superstitions 
 of all sorts. However, a very little amused me in those 
 days ; and I waited to have my fortune told, as patiently as 
 if I believed in it too ! 
 
 My aunt began her hocus pocus by throwing out all the 
 cards in the pack under seven. She shuffled the rest with 
 her left hand for luck ; and then she gave them to me to 
 cut. " Wi' yer left hand, Francie. Mind that ! Pet your 
 trust in Proavidence but dinna forget that your luck's in 
 yer left hand ! " A long and roundabout shifting of the 
 cards followed, reducing them in number until there were 
 just fifteen of them left, laid out neatly before my aunt in 
 a half circle. The card which happened to lie outermost, 
 at the right-hand end of the circle, was, according to rule 
 in such cases, the card chosen to represent Me. By way 
 of being appropriate to my situation as a poor groom out 
 of employment, the card was the King of Diamonds. 
 
 " I tak' up the King o' Diamants," says my aunt. " I 
 count seven cairds fra' richt to left; and I humbly ask a 
 blessing on what follows." My aunt shut her eyes as if 
 she was saying grace before meat, and held up to me the 
 
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 seventh card. I called the seventh card the Queen of 
 Spades. My aunt opened her eyes again in a hurry, and 
 cast a sly look my way. " The Queen o' Spades means a 
 dairk woman. Ye'll be thinking in secret, Francie, of a 
 dairk woman ? " 
 
 When a man has been out of work for more than three 
 months, his mind isn't troubled much with thinking of 
 women light or dark. I was thinking of the groom's 
 place at the great house, and I tried to say so. My aunt 
 Chance wouldn't listen. She treated my interpretation with 
 contempt. " Hoot-toot ! there's the caird in your hand ! 
 If ye're no thinking of her the day, ye'll be thinking of her 
 the morrow. Where's the harm of thinking of a dairk 
 woman! I was ance a dairk woman myself, before my 
 hair was gray. Haud yer peace, Francie, and watch the 
 cairds." 
 
 I watched the cards as I was told. There were seven 
 left on the table. My aunt removed two from one end of 
 the row and two from the other, and desired me to call 
 the two outermost of the three cards now left on the table. 
 I called the Ace of Clubs and the Ten of Diamonds. My 
 aunt Chance lifted her eyes to the ceiling with a look of 
 devout gratitude which sorely tried my mother's patience. 
 The Ace of Clubs and the Ten of Diamonds, taken to- 
 gether, signified first, good news (evidently the news of 
 the groom's place); secondly, a journey that lay before 
 me (pointing plainly to my journey to-morrow!); thirdly 
 and lastly, a sum of money (probably the groom's wages !) 
 waiting to find its way into my pockets. Having told my 
 fortune in these encouraging terms, my aunt declined to 
 carry the experiment any further. " Eh, lad ! it's a clean 
 tempting o' Proavidence to ask mair o' the cairds than the 
 cairds have tauld us noo. Gae yer ways to-morrow to the 
 great hoose. A dairk woman will meet ye at the gate; 
 and she'll have a hand in getting ye the groom's place, 
 wi' a' the gratifications and pairquisites appertaining to 
 the same. And, mebbe, when yer poaket's full o' money, 
 ye'll no' be forgetting yer aunt Chance, maintaining her 
 
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 am unblemished widowhood wi' Proavidence assisting 
 on thratty punds a year ! " 
 
 I promised to remember my aunt Chance (who had the 
 defect, by the way, of being a terribly greedy person after 
 money) on the next happy occasion when my poor empty 
 pockets were to be filled at last. This done, I looked at 
 my mother. She had agreed to take her sister for umpire 
 between us, and her sister had given it in my favor. She 
 raised no more objections. Silently, she got on her feet, 
 and kissed me, and sighed bitterly and so left the room. 
 My aunt Chance shook her head. " I doubt, Francie, yer 
 puir mither has but a heathen notion of the vairtue of the 
 cairds ! " 
 
 By daylight the next morning I set forth on my journey. 
 I looked back at the cottage as I opened the garden gate. 
 At one window was my mother, with her handkerchief to 
 her eyes. At the other stood my aunt Chance, holding up 
 the Queen of Spades by way of encouraging me at starting. 
 I waved my hands to both of them in token of farewell, 
 and stepped out briskly into the road. It was then the 
 last day of February. Be pleased to remember, in con- 
 nection with this, that the first of March was the day, and 
 two o'clock in the morning the hour of my birth. 
 
 Now you know how I came to leave home. The next 
 thing to tell is, what happened on the journey. 
 
 I reached the great house in reasonably good time con- 
 sidering the distance. At the very first trial of it, the 
 prophecy of the cards turned out to be wrong. The per- 
 son who met me at the lodge gate was not a dark woman 
 in fact, not a woman at all but a boy. He directed 
 me on the way to the servants' offices ; and there again the 
 cards were all wrong. I encountered, not one woman, but 
 three and not one of the three was dark. I have stated 
 that I am not superstitious, and I have told the truth. 
 
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 But I must own that I did feel a certain fluttering at the 
 heart when I made my bow to the steward, and told him 
 what business had brought me to the hoftse. His answer 
 completed the discomfiture of aunt Chance's fortune- 
 telling. My ill-luck still pursued me. That very morning 
 another man had applied for the groom's place, and had 
 got it. 
 
 I swallowed my disappointment as well as I could, and 
 thanked the steward, and went to the inn in the village 
 to get the rest and food which I sorely needed by this time. 
 
 Before starting on my homeward walk I made some in- 
 quiries at the inn, and ascertained that I might save a few 
 miles, on my return, by following a new road. Furnished 
 with full instructions, several times repeated, as to the 
 various turnings I was to take, I set forth, and walked on 
 till the evening with only one stoppage for bread and 
 cheese. Just as it was getting toward dark, the rain came 
 on and the wind began to rise; and I found myself, to 
 make matters worse, in a part of the country with which 
 I was entirely unacquainted, though I guessed myself to 
 be some fifteen miles from home. The first house I found 
 to inquire at, was a lonely roadside inn, standing on the 
 outskirts of a thick wood. Solitary as the place looked, 
 it was welcome to a lost man who was also hungry, thirsty, 
 footsore, and wet. The landlord was civil and respectable- 
 looking; and the price he asked for a bed was reasonable 
 enough. I was grieved to disappoint my mother. But 
 there was no conveyance to be had, and I could go no 
 farther afoot that night. My weariness fairly forced me 
 to stop at the inn. 
 
 I may say for myself that I am a temperate man. My 
 supper simply consisted of some rashers of bacon, a slice 
 of home-made bread, and a pint of ale. I did not go to 
 bed immediately after this moderate meal, but sat up with 
 the landlord, talking about my bad prospects and my long 
 run of ill-luck, and diverging from these topics to the sub- 
 jects of horse-flesh and racing. Nothing was said, either by 
 myself, my host, or the few laborers who strayed into the 
 
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 tap-room, which could, in the slightest degree, excite my 
 mind, or set my fancy which is only a small fancy at the 
 best of times pfaying tricks with my common sense. 
 
 At a little after eleven the house was closed. I went 
 round with the landlord, and held the candle while the 
 doors and lower windows were being secured. I noticed 
 with surprise the strength of the bolts, bars, and iron- 
 sheathed shutters. 
 
 " You see, we are rather lonely here," said the landlord. 
 " We never have had any attempts to break in yet, but 
 it's always as well to be on the safe side. When nobody 
 is sleeping here, I am the only man in the house. My wife 
 and daughter are timid, and the servant girl takes after her 
 missuses. Another glass of ale, before you turn in ? No ! 
 Well, how such a sober man as you comes to be out of a 
 place is more than I can understand for one. Here's where 
 you're to sleep. You're the only lodger to-night, and I 
 think you'll say my missus has done her best to make you 
 comfortable. You're quite sure you won't have another 
 glass of ale ? Very well. Good night." 
 
 It was half-past eleven by the clock in the passage as 
 we went upstairs to the bedroom. The window looked 
 out on the wood at the back of the house. 
 
 I locked my door, set my candle on the chest of drawers, 
 and wearily got me ready for bed. The bleak wind was 
 still blowing, and the solemn, surging moan of it in the 
 wood was very dreary to hear through the night silence. 
 Feeling strangely wakeful, I resolved to keep the candle 
 alight until I began to grow sleepy. The truth is, I was 
 not quite myself. I was depressed in mind by my disap- 
 pointment of the morning ; and I was worn out in body by 
 my long walk. Between the two, I own I couldn't face the 
 prospect of lying awake in the darkness, listening to the 
 dismal moan of the wind in the wood. 
 
 Sleep stole on me before I was aware of it; my eyes 
 closed, and I fell off to rest, without having so much as 
 thought of extinguishing the candle. 
 
 The next thing that I remember was a faint shivering 
 
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 that ran through me from head to foot, and a dreadful 
 sinking pain at my heart, such as I had never felt before. 
 The shivering only disturbed my slumbers the pain woke 
 me instantly. In one moment I passed from a state of 
 sleep to a state of wakefulness my eyes wide open my 
 mind clear on a sudden as if by a miracle. The candle had 
 burned down nearly to the last morsel of tallow, but the 
 unsnuffed wick had just fallen off, and the light was, for 
 the moment, fair and full. 
 
 Between the foot of the bed and the closet door, I saw 
 a person in my room. The person was a woman, standing 
 looking at me, with a knife in her hand. It does no credit 
 to my courage to confess it but the truth is the truth. 
 I was struck speechless with terror. There I lay with my 
 eyes on the woman ; there the woman stood (with the knife 
 in her hand) with her eyes on me. 
 
 She said not a word as we stared each other in the face ; 
 but she moved after a little moved slowly toward the left- 
 hand side of the bed. 
 
 The light fell full on her face. A fair, fine woman, with 
 yellowish flaxen hair, and light gray eyes, with a droop 
 in the left eyelid. I noticed these things and fixed them 
 in my mind, before she was quite round at the side of the 
 bed. Without saying a word; without any change in the 
 stony stillness of her face ; without any noise following her 
 footfall, she came closer and closer; stopped at the bed- 
 head ; and lifted the knife to stab me. I laid my arm over 
 my throat to save it; but, as I saw the blow coming, I 
 threw my hand across the bed to the right side, and jerked 
 my body over that way, just as the knife came down, like 
 lightning, within a hair's breadth of my shoulder. 
 
 My eyes fixed on her arm and her hand she gave me 
 time to look at them as she slowly drew the knife out of 
 the bed. A white, well-shaped arm, with a pretty down 
 lying lightly over the fair skin. A delicate lady's hand, 
 with a pink flush round the finger nails. 
 
 She drew the knife out, and passed back again slowly 
 to the foot of the bed; she stopped there for a moment 
 
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 looking at me ; then she came on without saying a word ; 
 without any change in the stony stillness of her face ; with- 
 out any noise following her footfall came on to the side 
 of the bed where I now lay. 
 
 Getting near me, she lifted the knife again, and I drew 
 myself away to the left side. She struck, as before right 
 into the mattress, with a swift downward action of her arm ; 
 and she missed me, as before; by a hair's breadth. This 
 time my eyes wandered from her to the knife. It was like 
 the large clasp knives which laboring men use to cut their 
 bread and bacon with. Her delicate little fingers did not 
 hide more than two thirds of the handle; I noticed that it 
 was made of buckhorn, clean and shining as the blade was, 
 and looking like new. 
 
 For the second time she drew the knife out of the bed, 
 and suddenly hid it away in the wide sleeve of her gown. 
 That done, she stopped by the bedside watching me. For 
 an instant I saw her standing in that position then the 
 wick of the spent candle fell over into the socket. The 
 flame dwindled to a little blue point, and the room grew 
 dark. 
 
 A moment, or less, if possible, passed so and then the 
 wick flared up, smokily, for the last time. My eyes were 
 still looking for her over the right-hand side of the bed 
 when the last flash of light came. Look as I might, I 
 could see nothing. The woman with the knife was gone. 
 
 I began to get back to myself again. I could feel my 
 heart beating; I could hear the woeful moaning of the 
 wind in the wood; I could leap up in bed, and give the 
 alarm before she escaped from the house. " Murder ! 
 Wake up there ! Murder ! " 
 
 Nobody answered to the alarm. I rose and groped my 
 way through the darkness to the door of the room. By 
 that way she must have got in. By that way she must 
 have gone out. 
 
 The door of the room was fast locked, exactly as I had 
 left it on going to bed ! I looked at the window. Fast 
 locked too! 
 
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 Hearing a voice outside, I opened the door. There was 
 the landlord, coming toward me along the passage, with 
 his. burning candle in one hand, and his gun in the 
 other. 
 
 " What is it ? " he says, looking at me in no very friendly 
 way. 
 
 I could only answer in a whisper, "A woman, with a 
 knife in her hand. In my room. A fair, yellow-haired 
 woman. She jabbed at me with the knife, twice over." 
 
 He lifted his candle, and looked at me steadily from head 
 to foot. " She seems to have missed you twice over." 
 
 " I dodged the knife as it came down. It struck the bed 
 each time. Go in, and see." 
 
 The landlord took his candle into the bedroom imme- 
 diately. In less than a minute he came out again into the 
 passage in a violent passion. 
 
 " The devil fly away with you and your woman with the 
 knife! There isn't a mark in the bedclothes anywhere. 
 What do you mean by coming into a man's place and 
 frightening his family out of their wits by a dream ? " 
 
 A dream? The woman who had tried to stab me, not 
 a living human being like myself? I began to shake and 
 shiver. The horrors got hold of me at the bare thought 
 of it. 
 
 " I'll leave the house," I said. " Better be out on the 
 road in the rain and dark, than back in that room, after 
 what I've seen in it. Lend me the light to get my clothes 
 by, and tell me what I'm to pay." 
 
 The landlord led the way back with his light into the 
 bedroom. " Pay ? " says he. " You'll find your score on 
 the slate when you go downstairs. I wouldn't have taken 
 you in for all the money you've got about you, if I had 
 known your dreaming, screeching ways beforehand. Look 
 at the bed where's the cut of a knife in it ? Look at the 
 window is the lock bursted? Look at the door (which I 
 heard you fasten yourself) is it broke in? A murdering 
 woman with a knife in my house ! You ought to be 
 ashamed of yourself ! " 
 
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 My eyes followed his hand as it pointed first to the bed 
 then to the window then to the door. There was no 
 gainsaying it. The bed sheet was as sound as on the day 
 it was made. The window was fast. The door hung on 
 its hinges as steady as ever. I huddled my clothes on 
 without speaking. We went downstairs together. I looked 
 at the clock in the bar-room. The time was twenty min- 
 utes past two in the morning. I paid my bill, and the 
 landlord let me out. The rain had ceased; but the night 
 was dark, and the wind was bleaker than ever. Little did 
 the darkness, or the cold, or the doubt about the way home 
 matter to me. My mind was away from all these things. 
 My mind was fixed on the vision in the bedroom. What 
 had I seen trying to murder me ? The creature of a dream ? 
 Or that other creature from the world beyond the grave, 
 whom men call ghost? I could make nothing of it as I 
 walked along in the night; I had made nothing by it by 
 midday when I stood at last, after many times missing 
 my road, on the doorstep of home. 
 
 VI 
 
 MY mother came out alone to welcome me back. There 
 were no secrets between us two. I told her all that had 
 happened, just as I have told it to you. She kept silence 
 till I had done. And then she put a question to me. 
 
 " What time was it, Francis, when you saw the Woman 
 in your Dream ? " 
 
 I had looked at the clock when I left the inn, and I had 
 noticed that the hands pointed to twenty minutes past two. 
 Allowing for the time consumed in speaking to the land- 
 lord, and in getting on my clothes, I answered that I must 
 have first seen the Woman at two o'clock in the morning. 
 In other words, I had not only seen her on my birthday, 
 but at the hour of my birth. 
 
 My mother still kept silence. Lost in her own thoughts, 
 she took me by the hand, and led me into the parlor. Her 
 
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 writing-desk was on the table by the fireplace. She opened 
 it, and signed to me to take a chair by her side. 
 
 " My son ! your memory is a bad one, and mine is fast 
 failing me. Tell me again what the Woman looked like. I 
 want her to be as well known to both of us, years hence, 
 as she is now." 
 
 I obeyed ; wondering what strange fancy might be work- 
 ing in her mind. I spoke; and she wrote the words as 
 they fell from my lips: 
 
 " Light gray eyes, with a droop in the left eyelid. 
 Flaxen hair, with a golden-yellow streak in it. White 
 arms, with a down upon them. Little, lady's hands, with 
 a rosy-red look about the finger nails." 
 
 " Did you notice how she was dressed, Francis ? " 
 
 " No, mother." 
 
 " Did you notice the knife ? " 
 
 " Yes. A large clasp knife, with a buckhorn handle, 
 as good as new." 
 
 My mother added the description of the knife. Also the 
 year, month, day of the week, and hour of the day when 
 the Dream- Woman appeared to me at the inn. That done, 
 she locked up the paper in her desk. 
 
 " Not a word, Francis, to your aunt. Not a word to any 
 living soul. Keep your Dream a secret between you and 
 me." 
 
 The weeks passed, and the months passed. My mother 
 never returned to the subject again. As for me, time, 
 which wears out all things, wore out my remembrance of 
 the Dream. Little by little, the image of the Woman grew 
 dimmer and dimmer. Little by little, she faded out of my 
 mind. 
 
 VII 
 
 THE story of the warning is now told. Judge for your- 
 self if it was a true warning or a false, when you hear what 
 happened to me on my next birthday. 
 
 In the Summer time of the year, the Wheel of Fortune 
 
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 turned the right way for me at last. I was smoking my 
 pipe one day, near an old stone quarry at the entrance to 
 our village, when a carriage accident happened, which gave 
 a new turn, as it were, to my lot in life. It was an acci- 
 dent of the commonest kind not worth mentioning at 
 any length. A lady driving herself; a runaway horse; a 
 cowardly man-servant in attendance, frightened out of his 
 wits ; and the stone quarry too near to be agreeable that 
 is what I saw, all in a few moments, between two whiffs 
 of my pipe. I stopped the horse at the edge of the quarry, 
 and got myself a little hurt by the shaft of the chaise. But 
 that didn't matter. The lady declared I had saved her 
 life ; and her husband, coming with her to our cottage the 
 next day, took me into his service then and there. The lady 
 happened to be of a dark complexion; and it may amuse 
 you to hear that my aunt Chance instantly pitched on 
 that circumstance as a means of saving the credit of the 
 cards. Here was the promise of the Queen of Spades 
 performed to the very letter, by means of " a dark woman," 
 just as my aunt had told me. " In the time to come, 
 Francis, beware o' pettin' yer ain blinded intairpretation 
 on the cairds. Ye 're ower ready, I trow, to murmur un- 
 der dispensation of Proavidence that ye canna fathom 
 like the Eesraelites of auld. I'll say nae mair to ye. Mebbe 
 when the mony's powering into yer poakets, ye'll no for- 
 get yer aunt Chance, left like a sparrow on the housetop, 
 wi' a sma' annuitee o' thratty punds a year." 
 
 I remained in my situation (at the West-end of London) 
 until the Spring of the New Year. About that time, my 
 master's health failed. The doctors ordered him away to 
 foreign parts, and the establishment was broken up. But 
 the turn in my luck still held good. When I left my place, 
 I left it thanks to the generosity of my kind master 
 with a yearly allowance granted to me, in remembrance of 
 the day when I had saved my mistress's life. For the 
 future, I could go back to service or not, as I pleased ; my 
 little income was enough to support my mother and my- 
 self. 
 
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 My master and mistress left England toward the end of 
 February. Certain matters of business to do for them de- 
 tained me in London until the last day of the month. I 
 was only able to leave for our village by the evening train, 
 to keep my birthday with my mother as usual. It was bed- 
 time when I got to the cottage; and I was sorry to find 
 that she was far from well. To make matters worse, she 
 had finished her bottle of medicine on the previous day, 
 and had omitted to get it replenished, as the doctor had 
 strictly directed. He dispensed his own medicines, and I 
 offered to go and knock him up. She refused to let me 
 do this ; and, after giving me my supper, sent me away to 
 my bed. 
 
 I fell asleep for a little, and woke again. My mother's 
 bed-chamber was next to mine. I heard my aunt Chance's 
 heavy footsteps going to and fro in the room, and, sus- 
 pecting something wrong, knocked at the door. My 
 mother's pains had returned upon her ; there was a serious 
 necessity for relieving her sufferings as speedily as possible, 
 I put on my clothes, and ran off, with the medicine bottle 
 in my hand, to the other end of the village, where the doc- 
 tor lived. The church clock chimed the quarter to two on 
 my birthday just as I reached his house. One ring of 
 the night bell brought him to his bedroom window to 
 speak to me. He told me to wait, and he would let me 
 in at the surgery door. I noticed, while I was waiting, that 
 the night was wonderfully fair and warm for the time of 
 year. The old stone quarry where the carriage accident 
 had happened was within view. The moon in the clear 
 heavens lit it up almost as bright as day. 
 
 In a minute or two the doctor let me into the surgery. 
 I closed the door, noticing that he had left his room very 
 lightly clad. He kindly pardoned my mother's neglect of 
 his directions, and set to work at once at compounding the 
 medicine. We were both intent on the bottle; he filling 
 it, and I holding the light when we heard the surgery 
 door suddenly opened from the street. 
 
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 VIII 
 
 WHO could possibly be up and about in our quiet vil- 
 lage at the second hour of the morning? 
 
 The person who opened the door appeared within range 
 of the light of the candle. To complete our amazement, 
 the person proved to be a woman ! She walked up to the 
 counter, and standing side by side with me, lifted her veil. 
 At the moment when she showed her face, I heard the 
 church clock strike two. She was a stranger to me, and 
 a stranger to the doctor. She was also, beyond all com- 
 parison, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my 
 life. 
 
 " I saw the light under the door," she said. " I want 
 some medicine." 
 
 She spoke quite composedly, as if there was nothing at 
 all extraordinary in her being out in the village at two in 
 the morning, and following me into the surgery to ask 
 for medicine ! The doctor stared at her as if he suspected 
 his own eyes of deceiving him. " Who are you ? " he 
 asked. " How do you come to be wandering about at this 
 time in the morning?" 
 
 She paid no heed to his questions. She only told him 
 coolly what she wanted. " I have got a bad toothache. I 
 want a bottle of laudanum." 
 
 The doctor recovered himself when she asked for the 
 laudanum. He was on his own ground, you know, when 
 it came to a matter of laudanum; and he spoke to her 
 smartly enough this time. 
 
 " Oh, you have got the toothache, have you ? Let me 
 look at the tooth." 
 
 She shook her head, and laid a two-shilling piece on 
 the counter. " I won't trouble you to look at the tooth," 
 she said. " There is the money. Let me have the lauda- 
 num, if you please." 
 
 The doctor put the two-shilling piece back again in her 
 hand. " I don't sell laudanum to strangers," he answered. 
 
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 " If you are in any distress of body or mind, that is an- 
 other matter. I shall be glad to help you." 
 
 She put the money back in her pocket. " You can't help 
 me," she said, as quietly as ever. " Good morning." 
 
 With that, she opened the surgery door to go out again 
 into the street. So far, I had not spoken a word on my 
 side. I had stood with the candle in my hand (not know- 
 ing I was holding it) with my eyes fixed on her, with 
 my mind fixed on her like a man bewitched. Her looks 
 betrayed, even more plainly than her words, her resolution, 
 in one way or another, to destroy herself. When she 
 opened the door, in my alarm at what might happen I 
 found the use of my tongue. 
 
 " Stop ! " I cried out. " Wait for me. I want to speak 
 to you before you go away." She lifted her eyes with a 
 look of careless surprise and a mocking smile on her lips. 
 
 " What can you have to say to me ? " She stopped, and 
 laughed to herself. " Why not ? " she said. " I have got 
 nothing to do, and nowhere to go." She turned back a 
 step, and nodded to me. " You're a strange man I think 
 I'll humor you I'll wait outside." The door of the sur- 
 gery closed on her. She was gone. 
 
 I am ashamed to own what happened next. The only 
 excuse for me is that I was really and truly a man be- 
 witched. I turned me round to follow her out, without 
 once thinking of my mother. The doctor stopped me. 
 
 " Don't forget the medicine," he said. " And if you will 
 take my advice, don't trouble yourself about that woman. 
 Rouse up the constable. It's his business to look after 
 her not yours." 
 
 I held out my hand for the medicine in silence: I was 
 afraid I should fail in respect if I trusted myself to answer 
 him. He must have seen, as I saw, that she wanted the 
 laudanum to poison herself. He had, to my mind, taken 
 a very heartless view of the matter. I just thanked him 
 when he gave me the medicine and went out. 
 
 She was waiting for me as she had promised; walking 
 slowly to and fro a tall, graceful, solitary figure in the 
 
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 bright moonbeams. They shed over her fair complexion, 
 her bright golden hair, her large gray eyes, just the light 
 that suited them best. She looked hardly mortal when 
 she first turned to speak to me. 
 
 "Well?" she said. "And what do you want?" 
 
 In spite of my pride, or my shyness, or my better sense 
 whichever it might me all my heart went out to her 
 in a moment. I caught hold of her by the hands, and 
 owned what was in my thoughts, as freely as if I had 
 known her for half a lifetime. 
 
 " You mean to destroy yourself," I said. " And I mean 
 to prevent you from doing it. If I follow you about all 
 night, I'll prevent you from doing it." 
 
 She laughed. " You saw yourself that he wouldn't sell 
 me the laudanum. Do you really care whether I live or 
 die ? " She squeezed my hands gently as she put the 
 question : her eyes searched mine with a languid, linger- 
 ing look in them that ran through me like fire. My voice 
 died away on my lips ; I couldn't answer her. 
 
 She understood, without my answering. " You have 
 given me a fancy for living, by speaking kindly to me," 
 she said. " Kindness has a wonderful effect on women, 
 and dogs, and other domestic animals. It is only men who 
 are superior to kindness. Make your mind easy I prom- 
 ise to take as much care of myself as if I was the happiest 
 woman living! Don't let me keep you here, out of your 
 bed. Which way are you going?" 
 
 Miserable wretch that I was, I had forgotten my mother 
 with the medicine in my hand ! " I am going home," 
 I said. "Where are you staying? At the inn?" 
 
 She laughed her bitter laugh, and pointed to the stone 
 quarry. " There is my inn for to-night," she said. " When 
 I got tired of walking about, I rested there." 
 
 We walked on together, on my way home. I took the 
 liberty of asking her if she had any friends. 
 
 " I thought I had one friend left," she said, " or you 
 would never have met me in this place. It turns out I 
 was wrong. My friend's door was closed in my face some 
 
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 hours since; my friend's servants threatened me with the 
 police. I had nowhere else to go, after trying my luck in 
 your neighborhood; and nothing left but my two-shilling 
 piece and these rags on my back. What respectable inn- 
 keeper would take me into his house? I walked about, 
 wondering how I could find my way out of the world 
 without disfiguring myself, and without suffering much 
 pain. You have no river in these parts. I didn't see my 
 way out of the world, till I heard you ringing at the doc- 
 tor's house. I got a glimpse at the bottles in the surgery, 
 when he let you in, and I thought of the laudanum di- 
 rectly. What were you doing there ? Who is that medicine 
 for? Your wife?" 
 
 " I am not married ! " 
 
 She laughed again. " Not married ! If I was a little bet- 
 ter dressed there might be a chance for ME. Where do 
 you live? Here?" 
 
 We had arrived, by this time, at my mother's door. She 
 held out her hand to say good-by. Houseless and home- 
 less as she was, she never asked me to give her a shelter 
 for the night. It was my proposal that she should rest, 
 under my roof, unknown to my mother and my aunt. Our 
 kitchen was built out at the back of the cottage : she might 
 remain there unseen and unheard until the household was 
 astir in the morning. I led her into the kitchen, and set 
 a chair for her by the dying embers of the fire. I dare 
 say I was to blame shamefully to blame, if you like. I 
 only wonder what you would have done in my place. On 
 your word of honor as a man, would you have let that 
 beautiful creature wander back to the shelter of the stone 
 quarry like a stray dog? God help the woman who is 
 foolish enough to trust and love you, if you would have 
 done that ! 
 
 I left her by the fire, and went to my mother's room. 
 
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 IX 
 
 IF you have ever felt the heartache, you will know what 
 I suffered in secret when my mother took my hand, and 
 said, " I am sorry, Francis, that your night's rest has been 
 disturbed through me." I gave her the medicine; and I 
 waited by her till the pains abated. My aunt Chance went 
 back to her bed; and my mother and I were left alone. 
 I noticed that her writing-desk, moved from its customary 
 place, was on the bed by her side. She saw me looking 
 at it. " This is your birthday, Francis," she said. " Have 
 you anything to tell me ? " I had so completely forgotten 
 my Dream, that I had no notion of what was passing in 
 her mind when she said those words. For a moment there 
 was a guilty fear in me that she suspected something. I 
 turned away my face, and said, " No, mother ; I have noth- 
 ing to tell." She signed to me to stoop down over the 
 pillow and kiss her. " God bless you, my love ! " she said ; 
 " and many happy returns of the day." She patted my 
 hand, and closed her weary eyes, and, little by little, fell 
 off peaceably into sleep. 
 
 I stole downstairs again. I think the good influence of 
 my mother must have followed me down. At any rate, 
 this is true : I stopped with my hand on the closed kitchen 
 door, and said to myself : " Suppose I leave the house, and 
 leave the village, without seeing her or speaking to her 
 more ? " 
 
 Should I really have fled from temptation in this way, if 
 I had been left to myself to decide? Who can tell? As 
 things were, I was not left to decide. While my doubt 
 was in my mind, she heard me, and opened the kitchen 
 door. My eyes and her eyes met. That ended it. 
 
 We were together, unsuspected and undisturbed, for the 
 next two hours. Time enough for her to reveal the secret 
 of her wasted life. Time enough for her to take possession 
 of me as her own, to do with me as she liked. It is need- 
 less to dwell here on the misfortunes which had brought 
 
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 her low; they are misfortunes too common to interest any- 
 body. 
 
 Her name was Alicia Warlock. She had been born and 
 bred a lady. She had lost her station, her character, and 
 her friends. Virtue shuddered at the sight of her; and 
 Vice had got her for the rest of her days. Shocking 
 and common, as I told you. It made no difference to me. I 
 have said it already I say it again I was a man be- 
 witched. Is there anything so very wonderful in that? 
 Just remember who I was. Among the honest women in 
 my own station in life, where could I have found the like 
 of her? Could they walk as she walked? and look as she 
 looked? When they gave me a kiss, did their lips linger 
 over it as hers did? Had they her skin, her laugh, her 
 foot, her hand, her touch ? She never had a speck of dirt 
 on her: I tell you her flesh was a perfume. When she em- 
 braced me, her arms folded round me like the wings of 
 angels; and her smile covered me softly with its light like 
 the sun in heaven. I leave you to laugh at me, or to cry 
 over me, just as your temper may incline. I am not try- 
 ing to excuse myself I am trying to explain. You are 
 gentle-folks; what dazzled and maddened me, is everyday 
 experience to you. Fallen or not, angel or devil, it came 
 to this she was a lady; and I was a groom. 
 
 Before the house was astir, I got her away (by the work- 
 men's train) to a large manufacturing town in our parts. 
 
 Here with my savings in money to help her she could 
 get her outfit of decent clothes and her lodging among 
 strangers who asked no questions so long as they were 
 paid. Here now on one pretense and now on another I 
 could visit her, and we could both plan together what our 
 future lives were to be. I need not tell you that I stood 
 pledged to make her my wife. A man in my station always 
 marries a woman of her sort. 
 
 Do you wonder if I was happy at this time? I should 
 have been perfectly happy but for one little drawback. It 
 was this: I was never quite at my ease in the presence of 
 my promised wife. 
 
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 I don't mean that I was shy with her, or suspicious of 
 her, or ashamed of her. The uneasiness I am speaking of 
 was caused by a faint doubt in my mind whether I had 
 not seen her somewhere, before the morning when we met 
 at the doctor's house. Over and over again, I found my- 
 self wondering whether her face did not remind me of 
 some other face what other I never could tell. This 
 strange feeling, this one question that could never be an- 
 swered, vexed me to a degree that you would hardly credit. 
 It came between us at the strangest times oftenest, how- 
 ever, at night, when the candles were lit. You have known 
 what it is to try and remember a forgotten name and 
 to fail, search as you may, to find it in your mind. That 
 was my case. I failed to find my lost face, just as you 
 failed to find your lost name. 
 
 In three weeks we had talked matters over, and had 
 arranged how I was to make a clean breast of it at home. 
 By Alicia's advice, I was to describe her as having been 
 one of my fellow servants during the time I was employed 
 under my kind master and mistress in London. There 
 was no fear now of my mother taking any harm from the 
 shock of a great surprise. Her health had improved dur- 
 ing the three weeks' interval. On the first evening when 
 she was able to take her old place at tea time, I summoned 
 my courage, and told her I was going to be married. The 
 poor soul flung her arms round my neck, and burst out 
 crying for joy. " Oh, Francis! " she says, " I am so glad 
 you will have somebody to comfort you and care for you 
 when I am gone ! " As for my aunt Chance, you can 
 anticipate what she did, without being told. Ah, me! If 
 there had really been any prophetic virtue in the cards, 
 what a terrible warning they might have given us that 
 night! It was arranged that I was to bring my promised 
 wife to dinner at the cottage on the next day. 
 
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 X 
 
 I OWN I was proud of Alicia when I led her into our 
 little parlor at the appointed time. She had never, to my 
 mind, looked so beautiful as she looked that day. I never 
 noticed any other woman's dress I noticed hers as care- 
 fully as if I had been a woman myself! She wore a black 
 silk gown, with plain collar and cuffs, and a modest lav- 
 ender-colored bonnet, with one white rose in it placed at 
 the side. My mother, dressed in her Sunday best, rose 
 up, all in a flutter, to welcome her daughter-in-law that 
 was to be. She walked forward a few steps, half smiling, 
 half in tears she looked Alicia full in the face and sud- 
 denly stood still. Her cheeks turned white in an instant; 
 her eyes stared in horror; her hands dropped helplessly at 
 her sides. She staggered back, and fell into the arms of 
 my aunt, standing behind her. It was no swoon she 
 kept her senses. Her eyes turned slowly from Alicia to 
 me. " Francis," she said, " does that woman's face re- 
 mind you of nothing?" 
 
 Before I could answer, she pointed to her writing-desk 
 on the table at the fireside. "Bring it!" she cried, 
 bring it!" 
 
 At the same moment I felt Alicia's hand on my shoulder, 
 and saw Alicia's face red with anger and no wonder! 
 
 "What does this mean?" she asked. "Does your 
 mother want to insult me? " 
 
 I said a few words to quiet her ; what they were I don't 
 remember I was so confused and astonished at the time. 
 Before I had done, I heard my mother behind me. 
 
 My aunt had fetched her desk. She had opened it ; she 
 had taken a paper from it. Step by step, helping herself 
 along by the wall, she came nearer and nearer, with the 
 paper in her hand. She looked at the paper she looked 
 in Alicia's face she lifted the long, loose sleeve of her 
 gown, and examined her hand and arm. I saw fear sud- 
 denly take the place of anger in Alicia's eyes. She shook 
 
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 herself free of my mother's grasp. "Mad!" she said to 
 herself, " and Francis never told me! " With those words 
 she ran out of the room. 
 
 I was hastening out after her, when my mother signed 
 to me to stop. She read the words written on the paper. 
 While they fell slowly, one by one, from her lips, she 
 pointed toward the open door. 
 
 " Light gray eyes, with a droop in the left eyelid. Flaxen 
 hair, with a gold-yellow streak in it. White arms, with 
 a down upon them. Little, lady's hand, with a rosy-red 
 look about the finger nails. The Dream Woman, Francis! 
 The Dream Woman!" 
 
 Something darkened the parlor window as those words 
 were spoken. I looked sidelong at the shadow. Alicia 
 Warlock had come back! She was peering in at us over 
 the low window blind. There was the fatal face which had 
 first looked at me in the bedroom of the lonely inn. There, 
 resting on the window blind, was the lovely little hand 
 which had held the murderous knife. I had seen her before 
 we met in the village. The Dream Woman! The Dream 
 Woman ! 
 
 XI 
 
 I EXPECT nobody to approve of what I have next to tell 
 of myself. In three weeks from the day when my mother 
 had identified her with the Woman of the Dream, I took 
 Alicia Warlock to church, and made her my wife. I was 
 a man bewitched. Again and again I say it I was a man 
 bewitched ! 
 
 During the interval before my marriage, our little house- 
 hold at the cottage was broken up. My mother and my 
 aunt quarreled. My mother, believing in the Dream, en- 
 treated me to break off my engagement. My aunt, believ- 
 ing in the cards, urged me to marry. 
 
 This difference of opinion produced a dispute between 
 them, in the course of which my aunt Chance quite un- 
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 actually set out the cards which prophesied happiness to 
 me in my married life, and asked my mother how anybody 
 but " a blinded heathen could be fule enough, after seeing 
 those cairds, to believe in a dream! " This was, naturally, 
 too much for my mother's patience; hard words followed 
 on either side; Mrs. Chance returned in dudgeon to her 
 friends in Scotland. She left me a written statement of 
 my future prospects, as revealed by the cards, and with it 
 an address at which a post-office order would reach her. 
 " The day was not that far off," she remarked, " when 
 Francie might remember what he owed to his aunt Chance, 
 maintaining her ain unbleemished widowhood on thratty 
 punds a year." 
 
 Having refused to give her sanction to my marriage, 
 my mother also refused to be present at the wedding, or 
 to visit Alicia afterwards. There was no anger at the bot- 
 tom of this conduct on her part. Believing as she did 
 in this Dream, she was simply in mortal fear of my wife. 
 I understood this, and I made allowances for her. Not a 
 cross word passed between us. My one happy remem- 
 brance now though I did disobey her in the matter of 
 my marriage is this: I loved and respected my good 
 mother to the last. 
 
 As for my wife, she expressed no regret at the estrange- 
 ment between her mother-in-law and herself. By common 
 consent, we never spoke on that subject. We settled in 
 the manufacturing town which I have already mentioned, 
 and we kept a lodging-house. My kind master, at my 
 request, granted me a lump sum in place of my annuity. 
 This put us into a good house, decently furnished. For 
 a while things went well enough. I may describe myself 
 at this time of my life as a happy man. 
 
 My misfortunes began with a return of the complaint 
 with which my mother had already suffered. The doctor 
 confessed, when I asked him the question, that there was 
 danger to be dreaded this time. Naturally, after hearing 
 this, I was a good deal away at the cottage. Naturally 
 also, I left the business of looking after the house, in my 
 
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 absence, to my wife. Little by little, I found her begin- 
 ning to alter toward me. While my back was turned, she 
 formed acquaintances with people of the doubtful and dis- 
 sipated sort. One day, I observed something in her man- 
 ner which forced the suspicion on me that she had been 
 drinking. Before the week was out, my suspicion was a 
 certainty. From keeping company with drunkards, she 
 had grown to be a drunkard herself. 
 
 I did all a man could do to reclaim her. Quite useless ! 
 She had never really returned the love I felt for her: I 
 had no influence ; I could do nothing. My mother, hearing 
 of this last worse trouble, resolved to try what her influence 
 could do. Ill as she was, I found her one day dressed to 
 go out. 
 
 " I am not long for this world, Francis," she said. " I 
 shall not feel easy on my deathbed, unless I have done 
 my best to the last to make you happy. I mean to put my 
 own fears and my own feelings out of the question, and 
 go with you to your wife, and try what I can do to reclaim 
 her. Take me home with you, Francis. Let me do all 
 I can to help my son, before it is too late." 
 
 How could I disobey her? We took the railway to the 
 town : it was only half an hour's ride. By one o'clock in the 
 afternoon we reached my house. It was our dinner hour, 
 and Alicia was in the kitchen. I was able to take my mother 
 quietly into the parlor and then to prepare my wife for the 
 visit. She had drunk but little at that early hour; and, 
 luckily, the devil in her was tamed for the time. 
 
 She followed me into the parlor, and the meeting passed 
 off better than I had ventured to forecast; with this one 
 drawback, that my mother though she tried hard to con- 
 trol herself shrank from looking my wife in the face when 
 she spoke to her. It was a relief to me when Alicia began 
 to prepare the table for dinner. 
 
 She laid the cloth, brought in the bread tray, and cut 
 some slices for us from the loaf. Then she returned to 
 the kitchen. At that moment, while I was still anxiously 
 watching my mother, I was startled by seeing the same 
 
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 ghastly change pass over her face which had altered it in 
 the morning when Alicia and she first met. Before I could 
 say a word, she started up with a look of horror. 
 
 "Take me back! home, home again, Francis! Come 
 with me, and never go back more ! " 
 
 I was afraid to ask for an explanation ; I could only sign 
 her to be silent, and help her quickly to the door. As we 
 passed the bread tray on the table, she stopped and pointed 
 to it. 
 
 " Did you see what your wife cut your bread with? " she 
 asked. 
 
 " No, mother; I was not noticing. What was it? " 
 
 "Look!" 
 
 I did look. A new clasp knife, with a buckhorn handle, 
 lay with the loaf in the bread tray. I stretched out my hand 
 to possess myself of it. At the same moment, there was 
 a noise in the kitchen, and my mother caught me by the 
 arm. 
 
 "The knife of the Dream! Francis, I'm faint with fear 
 take me away before she comes back ! " 
 
 I couldn't speak to comfort or even to answer her. Su- 
 perior as I was to superstition, the discovery of the knife 
 staggered me. In silence, I helped my mother out of the 
 house; and took her home. 
 
 I held out my hand to say good-by. She tried to stop 
 me. 
 
 "Don't go back, Francis! don't go back!" 
 
 " I must get the knife, mother. I must go back by the 
 next train." I held to that resolution. By the next train 
 I went back. 
 
 XII 
 
 MY wife had, of course, discovered our secret departure 
 from the house. She had been drinking. She was in a 
 fury of passion. The dinner in the kitchen was flung under 
 the grate; the cloth was off the parlor table. Where was 
 the knife? 
 
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 I was foolish enough to ask for it. She refused to give 
 it to me. In the course of the dispute between us which 
 followed, I discovered that there was a horrible story at- 
 tached to the knife. It had been used in a murder years 
 since and had been so skillfully hidden that the authorities 
 had been unable to produce it at the trial. By help of some 
 of her disreputable friends, my wife had been able to pur- 
 chase this relic of a bygone crime. Her perverted nature 
 set some horrid unacknowledged value on the knife. See- 
 ing there was no hope of getting it by fair means, I deter- 
 mined to search for it, later in the day, in secret. The 
 search was unsuccessful. Night came on, and I left the 
 house to walk about the streets. You will understand what 
 a broken man I was by this time, when I tell you I was 
 afraid to sleep in the same room with her ! 
 
 Three weeks passed. Still she refused to give up the 
 knife ; and still that fear of sleeping in the same room with 
 her possessed me. I walked about at night, or dozed in 
 the parlor, or sat watching by my mother's bedside. Be- 
 fore the end of the first week in the new month, the worst 
 misfortune of all befell me my mother died. It wanted 
 then but a short time to my birthday. She had longed to 
 live till that day. I was present at her death. Her last 
 words in this world were addressed to me. " Don't go 
 back, my son don't go back ! " 
 
 I was obliged to go back, if it was only to watch my 
 wife. In the last days of my mother's illness she had spite- 
 fully added a sting to my grief by declaring she would 
 assert her right to attend the funeral. In spite of all that 
 I could do or say, she held to her word. On the day 
 appointed for the burial she forced herself, inflamed and 
 shameless with drink, into my presence, and swore she would 
 walk in the funeral procession to my mother's grave. 
 
 This last insult after all I had gone through already 
 was more than I could endure. It maddened me. Try to 
 make allowances for a man beside himself. I struck her. 
 
 The instant the blow was dealt, I repented it. She 
 crouched down, silent, in a corner of the room, and eyed 
 
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 me steadily. It was a look that cooled my hot blood in 
 an instant. There was no time now to think of making- 
 atonement. I could only risk the worst, and make sure of 
 her till the funeral was over. I locked her into her bed- 
 room. 
 
 When I came back, after laying my mother in the grave, 
 I found her sitting by the bedside, very much altered in 
 look and bearing, with a bundle on her lap. She faced 
 me quietly; she spoke with a curious stillness in her voice 
 strangely and unnaturally composed in look and manner. 
 
 " No man has ever struck me yet," she said. " My 
 husband shall have no second opportunity. Set the door 
 open, and let me go." 
 
 She passed me, and left the room. I saw her walk away 
 up the street. Was she gone for good ? 
 
 All that night I watched and waited. No footstep came 
 near the house. The next night, overcome with fatigue, I 
 lay down on the bed in my clothes, with the door locked, 
 the key on the table, and the candle burning. My slum- 
 ber was not disturbed. The third night, the fourth, the 
 fifth, the sixth, passed, and nothing happened. I lay down 
 on the seventh night, still suspicious of something happen- 
 ing ; still in my clothes ; still with the door locked, the key 
 on the table, and the candle burning. 
 
 My rest was disturbed. I awoke twice, without any 
 sensation of uneasiness. The third time, that horrid shiv- 
 ering of the night at the lonely inn, that awful sinking pain 
 at the heart, came back again, and roused me in an instant. 
 My eyes turned to the left-hand side of the bed. And 
 there stood, looking at me 
 
 The Dream Woman again? No! My wife. The liv- 
 ing woman, with the face of the Dream in the attitude 
 of the Dream the fair arm up; the knife clasped in the 
 delicate white hand. 
 
 I sprang upon her on the instant ; but not quickly enough 
 to stop her from hiding the knife. Without a word from 
 me, without a cry from her, I pinioned her in a chair. With 
 one hand I felt up her sleeve ; and there, where the Dream 
 
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 Woman had hidden the knife, my wife had hidden it the 
 knife with the buckhorn handle, that looked like new. 
 
 What I felt when I made that discovery I could not 
 realize at the time, and I can't describe now. I took one 
 steady look at her with the knife in my hand. " You meant 
 to kill me?" I said. 
 
 "Yes," she answered; "I meant to kill you." She 
 crossed her arms over her bosom, and stared me coolly in 
 the face. " I shall do it yet," she said. " With that knife." 
 
 I don't know what possessed me I swear to you I am 
 no coward; and yet I acted like a coward. The horrors 
 got hold of me. I couldn't look at her I couldn't speak 
 to her. I left her (with the knife in my hand), and went 
 out into the night. 
 
 There was a bleak wind abroad, and the smell of rain 
 was in the air. The church clocks chimed the quarter as 
 I walked beyond the last house in the town. I asked the 
 first policeman I met what hour that was, of which the 
 quarter past had just struck. 
 
 The man looked at his watch, and answered, " Two 
 o'clock." Two in the morning. What day of the month 
 was this day that had just begun? I reckoned it up from 
 the date of my mother's funeral. The horrid parallel be- 
 tween the dream and the reality was complete it was my 
 birthday ! 
 
 Had I escaped the mortal peril which the dream fore- 
 told? or had I only received a second warning? As that 
 doubt crossed my mind I stopped on my way out of the 
 town. The air had revived me I felt in some degree 
 like my own self again. After a little thinking, I began 
 to see plainly the mistake I had made in leaving my wife 
 free to go where she liked and to do as she pleased. 
 
 I turned instantly, and made my way back to the house. 
 It was still dark. I had left the candle burning in the 
 bedchamber. When I looked up to the window of the room 
 now, there was no light in it. I advanced to the house 
 door. On going away, I remembered to have closed it; on 
 trying it now, I found it open. 
 
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 I waited outside, never losing sight of the house till 
 daylight. Then I ventured indoors listened, and heard 
 nothing looked into the kitchen, scullery, parlor, and 
 found nothing went up at last into the bedroom. It was 
 empty. 
 
 A picklock lay on the floor, which told me how she had 
 gained entrance in the night. And that was the one trace 
 I could find of the Dream Woman. 
 
 XIII 
 
 I WAITED in the house till the town was astir for the 
 day, and then I went to consult a lawyer. In the con- 
 fused state of my mind at the time, I had one clear notion 
 of what I meant to do : I was determined to sell my house 
 and leave the neighborhood. There were obstacles in the 
 way which I had not counted on. I was told I had credit- 
 ors to satisfy before I could leave I, who had given my 
 wife the money to pay my bills regularly every week! In- 
 quiry showed that she had embezzled every farthing of the 
 money I had intrusted to her. I had no choice but to pay 
 over again. 
 
 Placed in this awkward position, my first duty was to 
 set things right, with the help of my lawyer. During my 
 forced sojourn in the town I did two foolish things. And, 
 as a consequence that followed, I heard once more, and 
 heard for the last time, of my wife. 
 
 In the first place, having got possession of the knife, I 
 was rash enough to keep it in my pocket. In the second 
 place, having something of importance to say to my law- 
 yer, at a late hour of the evening, I went to his house after 
 dark alone and on foot. I got there safely enough. Re- 
 turning, I was seized on from behind by two men, dragged 
 down a passage and robbed not only of the little money 
 I had about me, but also of the knife. It was the lawyer's 
 opinion (as it was mine) that the thieves were among the 
 disreputable acquaintances formed by my wife, and that they 
 
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 liad attacked me at her instigation. To confirm this 
 I received a letter the next day, without date or address, 
 written in Alicia's hand. The first line informed me that 
 the knife was back again in her possession. The second line 
 reminded me of the day when I struck her. The third line 
 warned me that she would wash out the stain of that blow 
 in my blood, and repeated the words, " I shall do it with 
 the knife!" 
 
 These things happened a year ago. The law laid hands 
 on the men who had robbed me; but from that time to 
 this, the law has failed completely to find a trace of my 
 wife. 
 
 My story is told. When I had paid the creditors and 
 paid the legal expenses, I had barely five pounds left out 
 of the sale of my house; and I had the world to begin 
 over again. Some months since drifting here and there 
 I found my way to Underbridge. The landlord of the 
 inn had known something of my father's family in times 
 past. He gave me (all he had to give) my food, and 
 shelter in the yard. Except on market days, there is noth- 
 ing to do. In the coming winter the inn is to be shut 
 up, and I shall have to shift for myself. My old mas- 
 ter would help me if I applied to him but I don't like 
 to apply : he has done more for me already than I deserve. 
 Besides, in another year who knows but my troubles may 
 all be at an end? Next winter will bring me nigh to my 
 next birthday, and my next birthday may be the day of 
 my death. Yes! it's true I sat up all last night; and I 
 heard two in the morning strike: and nothing happened. 
 Still, allowing for that, the time to come is a time I don't 
 trust. My wife has got the knife my wife is looking for 
 me. I am above superstition, mind! I don't say I believe 
 in dreams; I only say, Alicia Warlock is looking for me. 
 It is possible I may be wrong. It is possible I may be right, 
 can tell? 
 
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 THE THIRD NARRATIVE 
 
 THE STORY CONTINUED BY PERCY FAIRBANK 
 XIV 
 
 WE took leave of Francis Raven at the door of Farleigh 
 Hall, with the understanding that he might expect to hear 
 from us again. 
 
 The same night Mrs. Fairbank and I had a discussion 
 in the sanctuary of our own room. The topic was " The 
 Hostler's Story " ; and the question in dispute between us 
 turned on the measure of charitable duty that we owed to 
 the hostler himself. 
 
 The view I took of the man's narrative was of the purely 
 matter-of-fact kind. Francis Raven had, in my opinion, 
 brooded over the misty connection between his strange 
 dream and his vile wife, until his mind was in a state of 
 partial delusion on that subject. I was quite willing to 
 help him with a trifle of money, and to recommend him to 
 the kindness of my lawyer, if he was really in any danger 
 and wanted advice. There my idea of my duty toward this 
 afflicted person began and ended. 
 
 Confronted with this sensible view of the matter, Mrs. 
 Fairbank's romantic temperament rushed, as usual, into ex- 
 tremes. " I should no more think of losing sight of Francis 
 Raven when his next birthday comes round," says my wife, 
 " than I should think of laying down a good story with the 
 last chapters unread. I am positively determined, Percy, to 
 take him back with us when we return to France, in the ca- 
 pacity of groom. What does one man more or less among 
 the horses matter to people as rich as we are ? " In this 
 strain the partner of my joys and sorrows ran on, perfectly 
 impenetrable to everything that I could say on the side of 
 common sense. Need I tell my married brethren how it 
 ended? Of course I allowed my wife to irritate me, and 
 spoke to her sharply. 
 
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 Of course my wife turned her face away indignantly on 
 the conjugal pillow, and burst into tears. Of course upon 
 that, " Mr." made his excuses, and " Mrs." had her own 
 way. 
 
 Before the week was out we rode over to Underbridge, 
 and duly offered to Francis Raven a place in our service 
 as supernumerary groom. 
 
 At first the poor fellow seemed hardly able to realize 
 his own extraordinary good fortune. Recovering himself, 
 he expressed his gratitude modestly and becomingly. Mrs. 
 Fairbank's ready sympathies overflowed, as usual, at her 
 lips. She talked to him about our home in France, as if 
 the worn, gray-headed hostler had been a child. " Such 
 a dear old house, Francis ; and such pretty gardens ! Sta- 
 bles ! Stables ten times as big as your stables here quite 
 a choice of rooms for you. You must learn the name of 
 our house Maison Rouge. Our nearest town is Metz. We 
 are within a walk of the beautiful River Moselle. And when 
 we want a change we have only to take the railway to the 
 frontier, and find ourselves in Germany." 
 
 Listening, so far, with a very bewildered face, Francis 
 started and changed color when my wife reached the end 
 of her last sentence. " Germany ? " he repeated. 
 
 " Yes. Does Germany remind you of anything ? " 
 
 The hostler's eyes looked down sadly on the ground. 
 " Germany reminds me of my wife," he replied. 
 
 "Indeed! How?" 
 
 " She once told me she had lived in Germany long 
 before I knew her in the time when she was a young 
 girl." 
 
 " Was she living with relations or friends ? " 
 
 " She was living as governess in a foreign family." 
 
 " In what part of Germany ? " 
 
 " I don't remember, ma'am. I doubt if she told me." 
 
 " Did she tell you the name of the family ? " 
 
 " Yes, ma'am. It was a foreign name, and it has slipped 
 my memory long since. The head of the family was a wine 
 grower in a large way of business I remember that." 
 
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 11 Did yoti hear what sort of wine he grew ? There are 
 wine growers in our neighborhood. Was it Moselle wine ? " 
 
 " I couldn't say, ma'am, I doubt if I ever heard." 
 
 There the conversation dropped. We engaged to com- 
 municate with Francis Raven before we left England, and 
 took our leave. I had made arrangements to pay our round 
 of visits to English friends, and to return to Maison Rouge 
 in the summer. On the eve of departure, certain difficul- 
 ties in connection with the management of some landed 
 property of mine in Ireland obliged us to alter our plans. 
 Instead of getting back to our house in France in the Sum- 
 mer, we only returned a week or two before Christmas. 
 Francis Raven accompanied us, and was duly established, 
 in the nominal capacity of stable keeper, among the servants 
 at Maison Rouge. 
 
 Before long, some of the objections to taking him into 
 our employment, which I had foreseen and had vainly men- 
 tioned to my wife, forced themselves on our attention in 
 no very agreeable form. Francis Raven failed (as I had 
 feared he would) to get on smoothly with his fellow-serv- 
 ants. They were all French ; and not one of them under- 
 stood English. Francis, on his side, was equally ignorant 
 of French. His reserved manners, his melancholy tempera- 
 ment, his solitary ways all told against him. Our servants 
 called him " the English Bear." He grew widely known 
 in the neighborhood under his nickname. Quarrels took 
 place, ending once or twice in blows. It became plain, even 
 to Mrs. Fairbank herself, that some wise change must be 
 made. While we were still considering what the change 
 was to be, the unfortunate hostler was thrown on our hands 
 for some time to come by an accident in the stables. Still 
 pursued by his proverbial ill-luck, the poor wretch's leg 
 was broken by a kick from a horse. 
 
 He was attended to by our own surgeon, in his comfort- 
 able bedroom at the stables. As the date of his birthday 
 drew near, he was still confined to his bed. 
 
 Physically speaking, he was doing very well. Morally 
 speaking, the surgeon was not satisfied. Francis Raven was 
 
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 suffering under some mysterious mental disturbance, which 
 interfered seriously with his rest at night. Hearing this, I 
 thought it my duty to tell the medical attendant what was 
 preying on the patient's mind. As a practical man, he 
 shared my opinion that the hostler was in a state of delu- 
 sion on the subject of his Wife and his Dream. " Curable 
 delusion, in my opinion," the surgeon added, " if the ex- 
 periment could be fairly tried." 
 
 " How can it be tried ? " I asked. Instead of replying, 
 the surgeon put a question to me, on his side. 
 
 " Do you happen to know," he said, " that this year is 
 Leap Year?" 
 
 " Mrs. Fairbank reminded me of it yesterday," I an- 
 swered. " Otherwise I might not have known it." 
 
 " Do you think Francis Raven knows that this year is 
 Leap Year?" 
 
 (I began to see dimly what my friend was driving at.) 
 
 " It depends," I answered, " on whether he has got an 
 English almanac. Suppose he has not got the almanac 
 what then?" 
 
 " In that case," pursued the surgeon, " Francis Raven is 
 innocent of all suspicion that there is a twenty-ninth day 
 in February this year. As a necessary consequence what 
 will he do? He will anticipate the appearance of the 
 Woman with the Knife, at two in the morning of the 
 twenty-ninth of February, instead of the first of March. 
 Let him suffer all his superstitious terrors on the wrong 
 day. Leave him, on the day that is really his birthday, to 
 pass a perfectly quiet night, and to be as sound asleep as 
 other people at two in the morning. And then, when he 
 wakes comfortably in time for his breakfast, shame him 
 out of his delusion by telling him the truth." 
 
 I agreed to try the experiment. Leaving the surgeon to 
 caution Mrs. Fairbank on the subject of Leap Year, I went 
 to the stables to see Mr. Raven. 
 
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 XV 
 
 THE poor fellow was full of forebodings of the fate in 
 store for him on the ominous first of March. He eagerly 
 entreated me to order one of the men servants to sit up 
 with him on the birthday morning. In granting his re- 
 quest, I asked him to tell me on which day of the week 
 his birthday fell. He reckoned the days on his fingers; 
 and proved his innocence of all suspicion that it was Leap 
 Year, by fixing on the twenty-ninth of February, in the 
 full persuasion that it was the first of March. Pledged to 
 try the surgeon's experiment, I left his error uncorrected, 
 of course. In so doing, I took my first step blindfold toward 
 the last act in the drama of the Hostler's Dream. 
 
 The next day brought with it a little domestic difficulty, 
 which indirectly and strangely associated itself with the com- 
 ing end. 
 
 My wife received a letter, inviting us to assist in cele- 
 brating the " Silver Wedding " of two worthy German 
 neighbors of ours Mr. and Mrs. Beldheimer. Mr. Beld- 
 heimer was a large wine grower on the banks of the Mo- 
 selle. His house was situated on the frontier line of France 
 and Germany; and the distance from our house was suf- 
 ficiently considerable to make it necessary for us to sleep 
 under our host's roof. Under these circumstances, if we 
 accepted the invitation, a comparison of dates showed that 
 we should be away from home on the morning of the first 
 of March. Mrs. Fairbank holding to her absurd resolu- 
 tion to see with her own eyes what might, or might not, 
 happen to Francis Raven on his birthday flatly declined 
 to leave Maison Rouge. " It's easy to send an excuse," she 
 said, in her off-hand manner. 
 
 I failed, for my part, to see any easy way out of the dif- 
 ficulty. The celebration of a " Silver Wedding " in Ger- 
 many is the celebration of twenty-five years of happy mar- 
 ried life ; and the host's claim upon the consideration of his 
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 royal " command/* After considerable discussion, finding 
 my wife's obstinacy invincible, and feeling that the absence 
 of both of us from the festival would certainly offend our 
 friends, I left Mrs. Fairbank to make her excuses for her- 
 self, and directed her to accept the invitation so far as I 
 was concerned. In so doing, I took my second step, blind- 
 fold, toward the last act in the drama of the Hostler's 
 Dream. 
 
 A week elapsed ; the last days of February were at hand. 
 Another domestic difficulty happened ; and, again, this event 
 also proved to be strangely associated with the coming 
 end. 
 
 My head groom at the stables was one Joseph Rigobert. 
 He was an ill-conditioned fellow, inordinately vain of his 
 personal appearance, and by no means scrupulous in his 
 conduct with women. His one virtue consisted of his fond- 
 ness for horses, and in the care he took of the animals 
 under his charge. In a word, he was too good a groom to 
 be easily replaced, or he would have quitted my service long 
 since. On the occasion of which I am now writing, he was 
 reported to me by my steward as growing idle and disor- 
 derly in his habits. The principal offense alleged against 
 him was, that he had been seen that day in the city of 
 Metz, in the company of a woman (supposed to be an 
 Englishwoman), whom he was entertaining at a tavern, 
 when he ought to have been on his way back to Maison 
 Rouge. The man's defense was that " the lady " (as he 
 called her) was an English stranger, unacquainted with the 
 ways of the place, and that he had only shown her where 
 she could obtain sonic refreshments at her own request. I 
 administered the necessary reprimand, without troubling 
 myself to inquire further into the matter. In failing to do 
 this, I took my third step, blindfold, toward the last act in 
 the drama of the Hostler's Dream. 
 
 On the evening of the twenty-eighth, I informed the 
 servants at the stables that one of them must watch through 
 the night by the Englishman's bedside. Joseph Rigobert 
 immediately volunteered for the duty as a means, no 
 
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 doubt, of winning his way back to my favor. I accepted his 
 proposal. 
 
 That day the surgeon dined with us. Toward midnight 
 he and I left the smoking room, and repaired to Francis 
 Raven's bedside. Rigobert was at his post, with no very 
 agreeable expression on his face. The Frenchman and the 
 Englishman had evidently not got on well together so far. 
 Francis Raven lay helpless on his bed, waiting silently for 
 two in the morning and the Dream Woman. 
 
 " I have come, Francis, to bid you good night," I said, 
 cheerfully. " To-morrow morning I shall look in at break- 
 fast time, before I leave home on a journey." 
 
 " Thank you for all your kindness, sir. You will not see 
 me alive to-morrow morning. She will find me this time. 
 Mark my words she will find me this time." 
 
 " My good fellow ! she couldn't find you in England. 
 How in the world is she to find you in France ? " 
 
 " It's borne in on my mind, sir, that she will find me 
 here. At two in the morning on my birthday I shall see 
 her again, and see her for the last time." 
 
 " Do you mean that she will kill you ? " 
 
 " I mean that, sir, she will kill me with the knife." 
 
 " And with Rigobert in the room to protect you ? " 
 
 " I am a doomed man. Fifty Rigoberts couldn't protect 
 me." 
 
 " And you wanted somebody to sit up with you ? " 
 
 " Mere weakness, sir. I don't like to be left alone on 
 my deathbed." 
 
 I looked at the surgeon. If he had encouraged me, I 
 should certainly, out of sheer compassion, have confessed 
 to Francis Raven the trick that we were playing him. The 
 surgeon held to his experiment; the surgeon's face plainly 
 said" No." 
 
 The next day (the twenty-ninth of February) was the 
 day of the " Silver Wedding." The first thing in the morn- 
 ing, I went to Francis Raven's room. Rigobert met me 
 at the door. 
 
 " How has he passed the night ? " I asked. 
 
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 " Saying his prayers, and looking for ghosts," Rigobert 
 answered. " A lunatic asylum is the only proper place for 
 him." 
 
 I approached the bedside. " Well, Francis, here you are, 
 safe and sound, in spite of what you said to me last night." 
 
 His eyes rested on mine with a vacant, wondering look. 
 
 " I don't understand it," he said. 
 
 " Did you see anything of your wife when the clock 
 struck two ? " 
 
 " No, sir." 
 
 " Did anything happen ? " 
 
 " Nothing happened, sir." 
 
 " Doesn't this satisfy you that you were wrong ? " 
 
 His eyes still kept their vacant, wondering look. He 
 only repeated the words he had spoken already : " I don't 
 understand it." 
 
 I made a last attempt to cheer him. " Come, come, 
 Francis ! keep a good heart. You will be out of bed in a 
 fortnight." 
 
 He shook his head on the pillow. " There's something 
 wrong," he said. " I don't expect you to believe me, 
 sir. I only say there's something wrong and time will 
 show it." 
 
 I left the room. Half an hour later I started for Mr. 
 Beldheimer's house; leaving the arrangements for the 
 morning of the first of March in the hands of the doctor 
 and my wife. 
 
 XVI 
 
 THE one thing which principally struck me when I joined 
 the guests at the " Silver Wedding " is also the one thing 
 which it is necessary to mention here. On this joyful 
 occasion a noticeable lady present was out of spirits. That 
 lady was no other than the heroine of the festival, the mis- 
 tress of the house ! 
 
 In the course of the evening I spoke to Mr. Beldheimer's 
 eldest son on the subject of his mother. As an old friend 
 
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 of the family, I had a claim on his confidence which the 
 young man willingly recognized. 
 
 " We have had a very disagreeable matter to deal with," 
 lie said ; " and my mother has not recovered the painful 
 impression left on her mind. Many years since, when my 
 sisters were children, we had an English governess in the 
 house. She left us, as we then understood, to be married. 
 We heard no more of her until a week or ten days since, 
 when my mother received a letter, in which our ex-gov- 
 erness described herself as being in a condition of great 
 poverty and distress. After much hesitation she had ven- 
 tured at the suggestion of a lady who had been kind to 
 her to write to her former employers, and to appeal to 
 their remembrance of old times. You know my mother: 
 she is not only the most kind-hearted, but the most inno- 
 cent of women it is impossible to persuade her of the 
 wickedness that there is in the world. She replied by re- 
 turn of post, inviting the governess to come here and see 
 her, and inclosing the money for her traveling expenses. 
 When my father came home, and heard what had been 
 done, he wrote at once to his agent in London to make 
 inquiries, inclosing the address on the governess" letter. 
 Before he could receive the agent's reply the governess 
 arrived. She produced the worst possible impression on 
 his mind. The agent's letter, arriving a few days later, con- 
 firmed his suspicions. Since we had lost sight of her, the 
 woman had led a most disreputable life. My father spoke 
 to her privately: he offered on condition of her leaving 
 the house a sum of money to take her back to England. 
 If she refused, the alternative would be an appeal to the 
 authorities and a public scandal. She accepted the money, 
 and left the house. On her way back to England she ap- 
 pears to have stopped at Metz. You will understand what 
 sort of woman she is when I tell you that she was seen 
 the other day in a tavern with your handsome groom, 
 Joseph Rigobert." 
 
 While my informant was relating these circumstances, 
 my memory was at work. I recalled what Francis Raven 
 
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 had vaguely told us of his wife's experience in former days 
 as governess in a German family. A suspicion of the truth 
 suddenly flashed across my mind. " What was the woman's 
 name ? " I asked. 
 
 Mr. Beldheimer's son answered : " Alicia Warlock." 
 I had but one idea when I heard that reply to get back 
 to my house without a moment's needless delay. It was 
 then ten o'clock at night the last train to Metz had left 
 long since. I arranged with my young friend after duly 
 informing him of the circumstances that I should go by 
 the first train in the morning, instead of staying to break- 
 fast with the other guests who slept in the house. 
 
 At intervals during the night I wondered uneasily how 
 things were going on at Maison Rouge. Again and again 
 the same question occurred to me, on my journey home in 
 the early morning the morning of the first of March. As 
 the event proved, but one person in my house knew what 
 really happened at the stables on Francis Raven's birthday. 
 Let Joseph Rigobert take my place as narrator, and tell 
 the story of the end to You as he told it, in times past, 
 to his lawyer and to Me. 
 
 FOURTH (AND LAST) NARRATIVE 
 
 STATEMENT OF JOSEPH RIGOBERT: ADDRESSED TO THE ADVO- 
 CATE WHO DEFENDED HIM AT HIS TRIAL 
 
 RESPECTED SIR, On the twenty-seventh of February I 
 was sent, on business connected with the stables at Maison 
 Rouge, to the city of Metz. On the public promenade I 
 met a magnificent woman. Complexion, blond. Nation- 
 ality, English. We mutually admired each other; we fell 
 into conversation. (She spoke French perfectly with the 
 English accent.) I offered refreshment; my proposal was 
 accepted. We had a long and interesting interview we 
 discovered that we were made for each other. So far, Who 
 is to blame ? 
 
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 Is it my fault that I am a handsome man universally 
 agreeable as such to the fair sex? Is it a criminal offense 
 to be accessible to the amiable weakness of love? I ask 
 again, Who is to blame ? Clearly, nature. Not the beauti- 
 ful lady not my humble self. 
 
 To resume. The most hard-hearted person living will 
 understand that two beings made for each other could not 
 possibly part without an appointment to meet again. 
 
 I made arrangements for the accommodation of the lady 
 in the village near Maison Rouge. She consented to honor 
 me with her company at supper, in my apartment at the 
 stables, on the night of the twenty-ninth. The time fixed 
 on was the time when the other servants were accustomed 
 to retire eleven o'clock. 
 
 Among the grooms attached to the stables was an Eng- 
 lishman, laid up with a broken leg. His name was Francis. 
 His manners were repulsive ; he was ignorant of the French 
 language. In the kitchen he went by the nickname of the 
 " English Bear." Strange to say, he was a great favorite 
 with my master and my mistress. They even humored 
 certain superstitious terrors to which this repulsive person 
 was subject terrors into the nature of which I, as an ad- 
 vanced freethinker, never thought it worth my while to 
 inquire. 
 
 On the evening of the twenty-eighth the Englishman, 
 being a prey to the terrors which I have mentioned, re- 
 quested that one of his fellow-servants might sit up with 
 him for that night only. The wish that he expressed was 
 backed by Mr. Fairbank's authority. Having already in- 
 curred my master's displeasure in what way, a proper 
 sense of my own dignity forbids me to relate I volun- 
 teered to watch by the bedside of the English Bear. My 
 object was to satisfy Mr. Fairbank that I bore no malice, 
 on my side, after what had occurred between us. The 
 wretched Englishman passed a night of delirium. Not un- 
 derstanding his barbarous language, I could only gather 
 from his gesture that he was in deadly fear of some fan- 
 cied apparition at his bedside. From time to time, when 
 
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 this madman disturbed my slumbers, I quieted him by 
 swearing at him. This is the shortest and best way of deal- 
 ing with persons in his condition. 
 
 On the morning of the twenty-ninth, Mr. Fairbank left 
 us on a journey. Later in the day, to my unspeakable dis- 
 gust, I found that I had not done with the Englishman yet. 
 In Mr. Fairbank's absence, Mrs. Fairbank took an incom- 
 prehensible interest in the question of my delirious fellow- 
 servant's repose at night. Again, one or the otfcrer of us 
 was to watch at his bedside, and report it, if anything hap- 
 pened. Expecting my fair friend to supper, it was neces- 
 sary to make sure that the other servants at the stables 
 would be safe in their beds that night. Accordingly, I 
 volunteered once more to be the man who kept watch. 
 Mrs. Fairbank complimented me on my humanity. I pos- 
 sess great command over my feelings. I accepted the 
 compliment without a blush. 
 
 Twice, after nightfall, my mistress and the doctor (the 
 last staying in the house in Mr. Fairbank's absence) came 
 to make inquiries. Once before the arrival of my fair friend 
 and once after. On the second occasion (my apartment 
 being next door to the Englishman's) I was obliged to hide 
 my charming guest in the harness room. She consented, 
 with angelic resignation, to immolate her dignity to the 
 servile necessities of my position. A more amiable woman 
 (so far) I never met with ! 
 
 After the second visit I was left free. It was then close 
 on midnight. Up to that time there was nothing in the 
 behavior of the mad Englishman to reward Mrs. Fairbank 
 and the doctor for presenting themselves at his bedside. 
 He lay half awake, half asleep, with an odd wondering kind 
 of look in his face. My mistress at parting warned me to 
 be particularly watchful of him toward two in the morning. 
 The doctor (in case anything happened) left me a large 
 hand bell to ring, which could easily be heard at the house. 
 
 Restored to the society of my fair friend, I spread the 
 supper table. A pate, a sausage, and a few bottles of gen- 
 erous Moselle wine, composed our simple meal. When 
 
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 persons adore each other, the intoxicating illusion of Love 
 transforms the simplest meal into a banquet. With im- 
 measurable capacities for enjoyment, we sat down to table. 
 At the very moment when I placed my fascinating com- 
 panion in a chair, the infamous Englishman in the next 
 room took that occasion, of all others, to become restless 
 and noisy once more. He struck with his stick on the 
 floor ; he cried out, in a delirious access of terror, " Rigo- 
 bert ! Rigobert ! " 
 
 The sound of that lamentable voice, suddenly assailing 
 our ears, terrified my fair friend. She lost all her charm- 
 ing color in an instant. " Good heavens ! " she exclaimed. 
 "Who is that in the next room?" 
 
 " A mad Englishman." 
 
 "An Englishman?" 
 
 " Compose yourself, my angel. I will quiet him." 
 
 The lamentable voice called out on me again, " Rigo- 
 bert ! Rigobert ! " 
 
 My fair friend caught me by the arm. "Who is he?" 
 she cried. " What is his name ? " 
 
 Something in her face struck me as she put that question. 
 A spasm of jealousy shook me to the soul. " You know 
 him?" I said. 
 
 " His name! " she vehemently repeated; " his name! " 
 
 " Francis," I answered. 
 
 " Francis what? " 
 
 I shrugged my shoulders. I could neither remember 
 nor pronounce the barbarous English surname. I could 
 only tell her it began with an " R." 
 
 She dropped back into the chair. Was she going to 
 faint ? No : she recovered, and more than recovered, her 
 lost color. Her eyes flashed superbly. What did it mean? 
 Profoundly as I understand women in general, I was puz- 
 zled by this woman! 
 
 " You know him? " I repeated. 
 
 She laughed at me. " What nonsense ! How should I 
 know him? Go and quiet the wretch." 
 
 My looking-glass was near. One glance at it satisfied 
 
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 me that no woman in her senses could prefer the English- 
 man to Me. I recovered my self-respect. I hastened to the 
 Englishman's bedside. 
 
 The moment I appeared he pointed eagerly toward my 
 room. He overwhelmed me with a torrent of words in 
 his own language. I made out, from his gestures and his 
 looks, that he had, in some incomprehensible manner, dis- 
 covered the presence of my guest ; and, stranger still, that 
 he was scared by the idea of a person in my room. I en- 
 deavored to compose liim on the system which I have al- 
 ready mentioned that is to say, I swore at him in my lan- 
 guage. The result not proving satisfactory, I own I shook 
 my fist in his face, and left the bedchamber. 
 
 Returning to my fair friend, I found her walking back- 
 ward and forward in a state of excitement wonderful to 
 behold. She had not waited for me to fill her glass she 
 had begun the generous Moselle in my absence. I pre- 
 vailed on her with difficulty to place herself at the table. 
 Nothing would induce her to eat. " My appetite is gone," 
 she said. " Give me wine." 
 
 The generous Moselle deserves its name delicate on the 
 palate, with prodigious " body." The strength of this fine 
 wine produced no stupefying effect on my remarkable 
 guest. It appeared to strengthen and exhilarate her noth- 
 ing more. She always spoke in the same low tone, and 
 always, turn the conversation as I might, brought it back 
 with the same dexterity to the subject of the Englishman 
 in the next room. In any other woman this persistency 
 would have offended me. My lovely guest was irresistible ; 
 I answered her questions with the docility of a child. She 
 possessed all the amusing eccentricity of her nation. When 
 I told her of the accident which confined the Englishman 
 to his bed, she sprang to her feet. An extraordinary smile 
 irradiated her countenance. She said, " Show me the horse 
 who broke the Englishman's leg ! I must see that horse ! " 
 I took her to the stables. She kissed the horse on my 
 word of honor, she kissed the horse ! That struck me. I 
 said. " You do know the man ; and he has wronged you in 
 
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 some way/' No ! she would not admit it, even then. " I 
 kiss all beautiful animals," she said. " Haven't I kissed 
 you ? " With that charming explanation of her conduct, 
 she ran back up the stairs. I only remained behind to lock 
 the stable door again. When I rejoined her, I made a 
 startling discovery. I caught her coming out of the Eng- 
 lishman's room. 
 
 " I was just going downstairs again to call you," she said. 
 " The man in there is getting noisy once more." 
 
 The mad Englishman's voice assailed our ears once 
 again. "Rigobert! Rigobert!" 
 
 He was a frightful object to look at when I saw him this 
 time. His eyes were staring wildly; the perspiration was 
 pouring over his face. In a panic of terror he clasped his 
 hands; he pointed up to heaven. By every sign and gesture 
 that a man can make, he entreated me riot to leave him 
 again. I really could not help smiling. The idea of my 
 staying with him, and leaving my fair friend by herself in the 
 next room! 
 
 I turned to the door. When the mad wretch saw me 
 leaving him he burst out into a screech of despair so shrill 
 that I feared it might awaken the sleeping servants. 
 
 My presence of mind in emergencies is proverbial among 
 those who know me. I tore open the cupboard in which 
 he kept his linen seized a handful of his handkerchiefs 
 gagged him with one of them, and secured his hands with 
 the others. There was now no danger of his alarming the 
 servants. After tying the last knot, I looked up. 
 
 The door between the Englishman's room and mine was 
 open. My fair friend was standing on the threshold 
 watching him as he lay helpless on the bed; watching me 
 as I tied the last knot. 
 
 " What are you doing there ? " I asked. " Why did you 
 open the door?" 
 
 She stepped up to me, and whispered her answer in my 
 ear, with her eyes all the time upon the man on the bed : 
 
 " I heard him scream." 
 
 "Well?" 
 
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 " I thought you had killed him." 
 
 I drew back from her in horror. The suspicion of me 
 which her words implied was sufficiently detestable in itself. 
 But her manner when she uttered the words was more re- 
 volting still. It so powerfully affected me that I started 
 back from that beautiful creature as I might have recoiled 
 from a reptile crawling over my flesh. 
 
 Before I had recovered myself sufficiently to reply, my 
 nerves were assailed by another shock. I suddenly heard 
 my mistress's voice calling to me from the stable yard. 
 
 There was no time to think there was only time to act. 
 The one thing needed was to keep Mrs. Fairbank from 
 ascending the stairs, and discovering not my lady guest 
 only but the Englishman also, gagged and bound on his 
 bed. I instantly hurried to the yard. As I ran down the 
 stairs I heard the stable clock strike the quarter to two in 
 the morning. 
 
 My mistress was eager and agitated. The doctor (in at- 
 tendance on her) was smiling to himself, like a man amused 
 at his own thoughts. 
 
 " Is Francis awake or asleep ? " Mrs. Fairbank inquired. 
 
 " He has been a little restless, madam. But he is now 
 quiet again. If he is not disturbed " (I added those words 
 to prevent her from ascending the stairs), " he will soon 
 fall off into a quiet sleep." 
 
 " Has nothing happened since I was here last ? " 
 
 " Nothing, madam." 
 
 The doctor lifted his eyebrows with a comical look of 
 distress. " Alas, alas, Mrs. Fairbank ! " he said. " Nothing 
 has happened ! The days of romance are over ! " 
 
 " It is not two o'clock yet," my mistress answered, a little 
 irritably. 
 
 The smell of the stables was strong on the morning air. 
 She put her handkerchief to her nose and led the way out 
 of the yard by the north entrance the entrance communi- 
 cating with the gardens and the house. I was ordered to 
 follow her, along with the doctor. Once out of the smell 
 of the stables she began to question me again. She was 
 
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 unwilling to believe that nothing had occurred in her ab- 
 sence. I invented the best answers I could think of on the 
 spur of the moment; and the doctor stood by laughing. 
 So the minutes passed till the clock struck two. Upon that, 
 Mrs. Fairbank announced her intention of personally visit- 
 ing the Englishman in his room. To my great relief, the 
 doctor interfered to stop her from doing this. 
 
 " You have heard that Francis is just falling asleep," he 
 said. " If you enter his room you may disturb him. It is 
 essential to the success of my experiment that he should 
 have a good night's rest, and that he should own it himself, 
 before I tell him the truth. I must request, madam, that 
 you will not disturb the man. Rigobert will ring the alarm 
 bell if anything happens." 
 
 My mistress was unwilling to yield. For the next five 
 minutes, at least, there was a warm discussion between the 
 two. In the end Mrs. Fairbank was obliged to give way 
 for the time. " In half an hour," she said, " Francis will 
 either be sound asleep, or awake again. In half an hour 
 I shall come back." She took the doctor's arm. They re- 
 turned together to the house. 
 
 Left by myself, with half an hour before me, I resolved 
 to take the Englishwoman back to the village then, return- 
 ing to the stables, to remove the gag and the bindings from 
 Francis, and to let him screech to his heart's content. What 
 would his alarming the whole establishment matter to me 
 after I had got rid of the compromising presence of my 
 guest ? 
 
 Returning to the yard I heard a sound like the creaking 
 of an open door on its hinges. The gate of the north en- 
 trance I had just closed with my own hand. I went round 
 to the west entrance, at the back of the stables. It opened 
 on a field crossed by two footpaths in Mr. Fairbank's 
 grounds. The nearest footpath led to the village. The 
 other led to the highroad and the river. 
 
 Arriving at the west entrance I found the door open 
 swinging to and fro slowly in the fresh morning breeze. I 
 had myself locked and bolted that door after admitting my 
 
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 fair friend at eleven o'clock. A vague dread of something 
 wrong stole its way into my mind. I hurried back to the 
 stables. 
 
 I looked into my own room. It was empty. I went to 
 the harness room. Not a sign of the woman was there. I 
 returned to my room, and approached the door of the Eng- 
 lishman's bedchamber. Was it possible that s~he had re- 
 mained there during my absence? An unaccountable 
 reluctance to open the door made me hesitate, with my 
 hand on the lock. I listened. There was not a sound in- 
 side. I called softly. There was no answer. I drew back 
 a step, still hesitating. I noticed something dark moving 
 slowly in the crevice between the bottom of the door and 
 the boarded floor. Snatching up the candle from the table, 
 I held it low, and looked. The dark, slowly moving object 
 was a stream of blood ! 
 
 That horrid sight roused me. I opened the door. The 
 Englishman lay on his bed alone in the room. He was 
 stabbed in two places in the throat and in the heart. The 
 weapon was left in the second wound. It was a knife of 
 English manufacture, with a handle of buckhorn as good 
 as new. 
 
 I instantly gave the alarm. Witnesses can speak to what 
 followed. It is monstrous to suppose that I am guilty of 
 the murder. I admit that I am capable of committing fol- 
 lies : but I shrink from the bare idea of a crime. Besides, 
 I had no motive for killing the man. The woman mur- 
 dered him in my absence. The woman escaped by the west 
 entrance while I was talking to my mistress. I have no 
 more to say. I swear to you what I have here written is 
 a true statement of all that happened on the morning of 
 the first of March. 
 
 Accept, sir, the assurance of my sentiments of profound 
 gratitude and respect. 
 
 JOSEPH RIGOBERT. 
 
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 LAST LIN-ES, ADDED BY PERCY FAIRBANK 
 
 TRIED for the murder of Francis Raven, Joseph Rigobert 
 was found Not Guilty ; the papers of the assassinated man 
 presented ample evidence of the deadly animosity felt 
 toward him by his wife. 
 
 The investigations pursued on the morning when the 
 crime was committed showed that the murderess, after leav- 
 ing the stable, had taken the footpath which led to the 
 river. The river was dragged without result. It remains 
 doubtful to this day whether she died by drowning or not. 
 The one thing certain is that Alicia Warlock was never 
 seen again. 
 
 So beginning in mystery, ending in mystery the 
 Dream Woman passes from your view. Ghost; demon; or 
 living human creature say for yourselves which she is. 
 Or, knowing what unfathomed wonders are around you, 
 what unfathomed wonders are in you, let the wise words 
 of the greatest of all poets be explanation enough : 
 
 "We are such stuff 
 
 As dreams are made of, and our little life 
 Is rounded with a sleep." 
 
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 The Lost Duchess 
 
 "H AS the duchess ^turned?" 
 " No, your grace." 
 
 Knowles came farther into the room. He had a letter 
 on a salver. When the duke had taken it, Knowles still 
 lingered. The duke glanced at him. 
 
 "Is an answer required?" 
 
 " No, your grace." Still Knowles lingered. " Some- 
 thing a little singular has happened. The carriage has re- 
 turned without the duchess, and the men say that they 
 thought her grace was in it." 
 
 "What do you mean?" 
 
 " I hardly understand myself, your grace. Perhaps you 
 would like to see Barnes." 
 
 Barnes was the coachman. 
 
 " Send him up." When Knowles had gone, and he was 
 alone, his grace showed signs of being slightly annoyed. 
 He looked at his watch. " I told her she'd better be in 
 by four. She says that she's not feeling well, and yet one 
 would think that she was not aware of the fatigue entailed 
 in having the prince come to dinner, and a mob of people 
 to follow. I particularly wished her to lie down for a couple 
 of hours." 
 
 Knowles ushered in not only Barnes, the coachman, but 
 Moysey, the footman, too. Both these persons seemed 
 to be ill at ease. The duke glanced at them sharply. In 
 his voice there was a suggestion of impatience. 
 
 " What is the matter? " 
 
 Barnes explained as best he could. 
 
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 " If you please, your grace, we waited for the duchess 
 outside Cane and Wilson's, the drapers. The duchess 
 came out, got into the carriage, and Moysey shut the door, 
 and her grace said, * Home ! ' and yet when we got home 
 she wasn't there." 
 
 "She wasn't where?" 
 
 " Her grace wasn't in the carriage, your grace." 
 
 " What on earth do you mean ? " 
 
 " Her grace did get into the carriage; you shut the door, 
 didn't you?" 
 
 Barnes turned to Moysey. Moysey brought his hand 
 up to his brow in a sort of military salute he had been a 
 soldier in the regiment in which, once upon a time, the 
 duke had been a subaltern. 
 
 " She did. The duchess came out of the shop. She 
 seemed rather in a hurry, I thought. She got into the car- 
 riage, and she said, 'Home, Moysey!' I shut the door, 
 and Barnes drove straight home. We never stopped any- 
 where, and we never noticed nothing happen on the way; 
 and yet when we got home the carriage was empty." 
 
 The duke started. 
 
 " Do you mean to tell me that the duchess got out of the 
 carriage while you were driving full pelt through the streets 
 without saying anything to you, and without you notic- 
 ing it?" 
 
 "The carriage was empty when we got home, your 
 grace." 
 
 "Was either of the doors open?" 
 
 " No, your grace." 
 
 " You fellows have been up to some infernal mischief. 
 You have made a mess of it. You never picked up the 
 duchess, and you're trying to palm this tale off on me to 
 save yourselves." 
 
 Barnes was moved to adjuration: 
 
 " I'll take my Bible oath, your grace, that the duchess 
 got into the carriage outside Cane and Wilson's." 
 
 Moysey seconded his colleague. 
 
 "I will swear to that, your grace. She got into that 
 
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 carriage, and I shut the door, and she said, * Home, 
 Moysey!'" 
 
 The duke looked as if he did not know what to make of 
 the story and its tellers. 
 
 "What carriage did you have?" 
 
 " Her grace's brougham, your grace." 
 
 Knowles interposed: 
 
 " The brougham was ordered because I understood that 
 the duchess was not feeling very well, and there's rather a 
 high wind, your grace." 
 
 The duke snapped at him: 
 
 " What has that to do with it? Are you suggesting that 
 the duchess was more likely to jump out of a brougham 
 while it was dashing through the streets than out of any 
 other kind of vehicle? " 
 
 The duke's glance fell on the ktter which Knowles had 
 brought him when he first had entered. He had placed 
 it on his writing table. Now he took it up. It was ad- 
 dressed: 
 
 " To His Grace the Duke of Datchet. 
 Private ! 
 VERY PRESSING!!!" 
 
 The name was written in a fine t clear, almost feminine 
 hand. The words in the left-hand corner of the envelope 
 were written in a different hand. They were large and 
 bold ; almost as though they had been painted with the end 
 of the penholder instead of being written with the pen. 
 The envelope itself was of an unusual size, and bulged 
 out as though it contained something else besides a letter. 
 
 The duke tore the envelope open. As he did so some- 
 thing fell out of it on to the writing table. It looked as 
 though it was a lock of a woman's hair. As he glanced 
 at it the duke seemed to be a trifle startled. The duke read 
 the letter: 
 
 " Your grace will be so good as to bring five hundred 
 pounds in gold to the Piccadilly end of the Burlington 
 
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 Arcade within an hour of the receipt of this. The Duchess 
 of Datchet has been kidnaped. An imitation duchess got 
 into the carriage, which was waiting outside Cane and 
 Wilson's, and she alighted on the road. Unless your grace 
 does as you are requested, the Duchess of Datchet's left- 
 hand little finger will be at once cut off, and sent home in 
 time to receive the prince to dinner. Other portions of her 
 grace will follow. A lock of her grace's hair is inclosed 
 with this as an earnest of our good intentions. 
 
 "Before 5:30 P.M. your grace is requested to be at the 
 Piccadilly end of the Burlington Arcade with five hundred 
 pounds in gold. You will there be accosted by an in- 
 dividual in a white top hat, and with a gardenia in his 
 buttonhole. You will be entirely at liberty to give him into 
 custody, or to have him followed by the police, in which 
 case the duchess's left arm, cut off at the shoulder, will 
 be sent home for dinner not to mention other extremely 
 possible contingencies. But you are advised to give the 
 individual in question the five hundred pounds in gold, 
 because in that case the duchess herself will be home in 
 time to receive the prince to dinner, and with one of the 
 best stories with which to entertain your distinguished 
 guests they ever heard. 
 
 " Remember! not later than 5:30, unless you wish to re- 
 ceive her grace's little finger." 
 
 The duke stared at this amazing epistle when he had 
 read it as though he found it difficult to believe the evi- 
 dence of his eyes. He was not a demonstrative person, 
 as a rule, but this little communication astonished even 
 him. He read it again. Then his hands dropped to his 
 sides, and he swore. 
 
 He took up the lock of hair which had fallen out of the 
 envelope. Was it possible that it could be his wife's, the 
 duchess? Was it possible that a Duchess of Datchet could 
 be kidnaped, in broad daylight, in the heart of London, 
 and be sent home, as it were, in pieces? Had sacrilegious 
 hands already been playing pranks with that great lady's 
 
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 hair? Certainly, that hair was so like her hair that the 
 mere resemblance made his grace's blood run cold. He 
 turned on Messrs. Barnes and Moysey as though he would 
 have liked to rend them. 
 
 "You scoundrels!" 
 
 He moved forward as though the intention had entered 
 his ducal heart to knock his servants down. But, if that 
 were so, he did not act quite up to his intention. Instead, 
 he stretched out his arm, pointing at them as if he were 
 an accusing spirit: 
 
 " Will you swear that it was the duchess who got into 
 the carriage outside Cane and Wilson's?" 
 
 Barnes began to stammer: 
 
 " I'll swear, your grace, that I I thought " 
 
 The duke stormed an interruption: 
 
 " I don't ask what you thought. I ask you, will you 
 swear it was?" 
 
 The duke's anger was more than Barnes could face. He 
 was silent. Moysey showed a larger courage. 
 
 " I could have sworn that it was at the time, your grace. 
 But now it seems to me that it's a rummy go." 
 
 " A rummy go ! " The peculiarity of the phrase did not 
 seem to strike the duke just then at least, he echoed 
 it as if it didn't. " You call it a rummy go ! Do you know 
 that I am told in this letter that the woman who entered 
 the carriage was not the duchess? What you were think- 
 ing about, or what case you will be able to make out for 
 yourselves, you know better than I; but I can tell you this 
 that in an hour you will leave my service, and you may 
 esteem yourselves fortunate if, to-night, you are not both 
 of you sleeping in jail." 
 
 One might almost have suspected that the words were 
 spoken in irony. But before they could answer, another 
 servant entered, who also brought a letter for the duke. 
 When his grace's glance fell on it he uttered an exclama- 
 tion. The writing on the envelope was the same writing 
 that had been on the envelope which had contained the 
 very singular communication like it in all respects, down 
 
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 to the broomstick-end thickness of the " Private ! " and 
 " Very pressing ! ! ! " in the corner. 
 
 "Who brought this?" stormed the duke. 
 
 The servant appeared to be a little startled by the vio*- 
 lence of his grace's manner. 
 
 " A lady or, at least, your grace, she seemed to be a 
 lady." 
 
 "Where is she?" 
 
 " She came in a hansom, your grace. She gave me that 
 letter, and said, ' Give that to the Duke of Datchet at once 
 without a moment's delay ! ' Then she got into the han- 
 som again, and drove away." 
 
 "Why didn't you stop her?" 
 
 "Your grace!" 
 
 The man seemed surprised, as though the idea of stop- 
 ping chance visitors to the ducal mansion vi et armis had 
 not, until that moment, entered into his philosophy. The 
 duke continued to regard the man as if he could say a 
 good deal, if he chose. Then he pointed to the door. His 
 lips said nothing, but his gesture much. The servant van- 
 ished. 
 
 " Another hoax ! " the duke said grimly, as he tore the 
 envelope open. 
 
 This time the envelope contained a sheet of paper, and in 
 the sheet of paper another envelope. The duke unfolded the 
 sheet of paper. On it some words were written. These : 
 
 " The duchess appears so particularly anxious to drop 
 you a line, that one really hasn't the heart to refuse her. 
 
 " Her grace's communication written amidst blinding 
 tears! you will find inclosed with this." 
 
 " Knowles," said the duke, in a voice which actually 
 trembled, " Knowles, hoax or no hoax, I will be even with 
 the gentleman who wrote that." 
 
 Handing the sheet of paper to Mr. Knowles, his grace 
 turned his attention to the envelope which had been in- 
 closed. It was a small, square envelope, of the finest qual- 
 ity, and it reeked with perfume. The duke's countenance 
 assumed an added frown he had no fondness for en- 
 
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 velopes which were scented. In the center of the envelope 
 were the words, " To the Duke of Datchet," written in the 
 big, bold, sprawling hand which he knew so well. 
 
 " Mabel's writing," he said, half to himself, as, with 
 shaking fingers, he tore the envelope open. 
 
 The sheet of paper which he took out was almost as 
 stiff as cardboard. It, too, emitted what his grace deemed 
 the nauseous odors of the perfumer's shop. On it was 
 written this letter: 
 
 " MY DEAR HEREWARD For Heaven's sake do what 
 these people require! I don't know what has happened or 
 where I am, but I am nearly distracted! They have already 
 cut off some of my hair, and they tell me that, if you don't 
 let them have five hundred pounds in gold by half-past 
 five, they will cut off my little finger too. I would sooner 
 die than lose my little finger and I don't know what 
 else besides. 
 
 " By the token which I send you, and which has never, 
 until now, been off my breast, I conjure you to help me. 
 
 " Hereward help me! " 
 
 When he read that letter the duke turned white very 
 white, as white as the paper on which it was written. He 
 passed the epistle on to Knowles. 
 
 " I suppose that also is a hoax? " 
 
 Mr. Knowles was silent. He still yielded to his constitu- 
 tional disrelish to commit himself. At last he asked : 
 
 " What is it that your grace proposes to do ? " 
 
 The duke spoke with a bitterness which almost suggested 
 a personal animosity toward the inoffensive Mr. Knowles. 
 
 " I propose, with your permission, to release the duchess 
 from the custody of my estimable correspondent. I pro- 
 pose always with your permission to comply with his 
 modest request, and to take him his five hundred pounds 
 in gold." He paused, then continued in a tone which, com- 
 ing from him, meant volumes : " Afterwards, I propose to 
 cry quits with the concocter of this pretty little hoax, even 
 
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 if it costs me every penny I possess. He shall pay more 
 for that five hundred pounds than he supposes." 
 
 II 
 
 THE Duke of Datchet, coming out of the bank, lingered 
 for a moment on the steps. In one hand he carried a canvas 
 bag which seemed well weighted. On his countenance there 
 was an expression which to a casual observer might have 
 suggested that his grace was not completely at his ease. 
 That casual observer happened to come strolling by. It 
 took the form of Ivor Dacre. 
 
 Mr. Dacre looked the Duke of Datchet up and down in 
 that languid way he has. He perceived the canvas bag. 
 Then he remarked, possibly intending to be facetious: 
 
 " Been robbing the bank? Shall I call a cart?" 
 
 Nobody minds what Ivor Dacre says. Besides, he is the 
 duke's own cousin. Perhaps a little removed ; still, there it 
 is. So the duke smiled a sickly smile, as if Mr. Dacre's 
 delicate wit had given him a passing touch of indigestion. 
 
 Mr. Dacre noticed that the duke looked sallow, so he 
 gave his pretty sense of humor another airing. 
 
 "Kitchen boiler burst? When I saw the duchess just 
 now I wondered if it had." 
 
 His grace distinctly started. He almost dropped the 
 canvas bag. 
 
 " You saw the duchess just now, Ivor ! When ? " 
 
 The duke was evidently moved. Mr. Dacre was stirred 
 to languid curiosity. " I can't say I clocked it. Perhaps 
 half an hour ago ; perhaps a little more." 
 
 " Half an hour ago ! Are you sure ? Where did you see 
 her?" 
 
 Mr. Dacre wondered. The Duchess of Datchet could 
 scarcely have been eloping in broad daylight. Moreover, 
 she had not yet been married a year. Everyone knew that 
 she and the duke were still as fond of each other as if they 
 were not man and wife. So, although the duke, for some 
 
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 cause or other, was evidently in an odd state of agitation, 
 Mr. Dacre saw no reason why he should not make a clean 
 breast of all he knew. 
 
 " She was going like blazes in a hansom cab." 
 
 " In a hansom cab ? Where ? " 
 
 " Down Waterloo Place." 
 
 "Was she alone?" 
 
 Mr. Dacre reflected. He glanced at the duke out of the 
 corners of his eyes. His languid utterance became a posi- 
 tive drawl. 
 
 " I rather fancy that she wasn't." 
 
 "Who was with her?" 
 
 " My dear fellow, if you were to offer me the bank I 
 couldn't tell you." 
 
 "Was it a man?" 
 
 Mr. Dacre's drawl became still more pronounced. 
 
 " I rather fancy that it was." 
 
 Mr. Dacre expected something. The duke was so ex- 
 cited. But he by no means expected what actually came. 
 
 " Ivor, she's been kidnaped ! " 
 
 Mr. Dacre did what he had never been known to do before 
 within the memory of man he dropped his eyeglass. 
 
 "Datchet!" 
 
 " She has ! Some scoundrel has decoyed her away, and 
 trapped her. He's already sent me a lock of her hair, and 
 he tells me that if I don't let him have five hundred pounds 
 in gold by half-past five he'll let me have her little finger." 
 
 Mr. Dacre did not know what to make of his grace at 
 all. He was a sober man it couldn't be that! Mr. Dacre 
 felt really concerned. 
 
 " I'll call a cab, old man, and you'd better let me see you 
 home." 
 
 Mr. Dacre half raised his stick to hail a passing hansom. 
 The duke caught him by the arm. 
 
 " You ass ! What do you mean ? I am telling you the 
 simple truth. My wife's been kidnaped." 
 
 Mr. Dacre's countenance was a thing to be seen and 
 remembered. 
 
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 " Oh ! I hadn't heard that there was much of that sort 
 of thing about just now. They talk of poodles being kid- 
 naped, but as for duchesses You'd really better let me 
 call that cab." 
 
 " Ivor, do you want me to kick you ? Don't you see that 
 to me it's a question of life and death? I've been in there 
 to get the money." His grace motioned toward the bank. 
 " I'm going to take it to the scoundrel who has my darling 
 at his mercy. Let me but have her hand in mine again, 
 and he shall continue to pay for every sovereign with tears 
 of blood until he dies." 
 
 " Look here, Datchet, I don't know if you're having a 
 joke with me, or if you're not well " 
 
 The duke stepped impatiently into the roadway. 
 
 " Ivor, you're a fool ! Can't you tell jest from earnest, 
 health from disease? I'm off! Are you coming with me? 
 It would be as well that I should have a witness." 
 
 " Where are you off to? " 
 
 " To the other end of the Arcade." 
 
 " Who is the gentleman you expect to have the pleasure 
 of meeting there ? " 
 
 " How should I know ? " The duke took a letter from his 
 pocket it was the letter which had just arrived. " The fel- 
 low is to wear a white top hat, and a gardenia in his 
 buttonhole." 
 
 "What is it you have there?" 
 
 " It's the letter which brought the news look for your- 
 self and see ; but, for God's sake, make haste ! " His grace 
 glanced at his watch. " It's already twenty after five." 
 
 " And do you mean to say that on the strength of a letter 
 such as this you are going to hand over five hundred 
 pounds to " 
 
 The duke cut Mr. Dacre short. 
 
 " What are five hundred pounds to me ? Besides, you 
 don't know all. There is another letter. And I have heard 
 from Mabel. But I will tell you all about it later. If you 
 are coming, come ! " 
 
 Folding up the letter, Mr. Dacre returned it to the duke. 
 
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 " As you say, what are five hundred pounds to you ? It's 
 as well they are not as much to you as they are to me, or 
 I'm afraid " 
 
 " Hang it, Ivor, do prose afterwards ! " 
 
 The duke hurried across the road. Mr. Dacre hastened 
 after him. As they entered the Arcade they passed a con- 
 stable. Mr. Dacre touched his companion's arm. 
 
 " Don't you think we'd better ask our friend in blue to 
 walk behind us? His neighborhood might be handy." 
 
 " Nonsense ! " The duke stopped short. " Ivor, this is 
 my affair, not yours. If you are not content to play the 
 part of silent witness, be so good as to leave me." 
 
 " My dear Datchet, I'm entirely at your service. I can 
 be every whit as insane as you, I do assure you." 
 
 Side by side they moved rapidly down the Burlington Ar- 
 cade. The duke was obviously in a state of the extremest 
 nervous tension. Mr. Dacre was equally obviously in a 
 state of the most supreme enjoyment. People stared as they 
 rushed past. The duke saw nothing. Mr. Dacre saw 
 everything, and smiled. 
 
 When they reached the Piccadilly end of the Arcade the 
 duke pulled up. He looked about him. Mr. Dacre also 
 looked about him. 
 
 " I see nothing of your white-hatted and gardenia-button- 
 holed friend," said Ivor. 
 
 The duke referred to his watch. 
 
 " It's not yet half-past five. I'm up to time." 
 
 Mr. Dacre held his stick in front of him and leaned on 
 it. He indulged himself with a beatific smile. 
 
 " It strikes me, my dear Datchet, that you've been the 
 victim of one of the finest things in hoaxes " 
 
 " I hope I haven't kept you waiting." 
 
 The voice which interrupted Mr. Dacre came from the 
 rear. While they were looking in front of them some one 
 approached them from behind, apparently coming out of 
 the shop which was at their backs. 
 
 The speaker looked a gentleman. He sounded like one, 
 too. Costume, appearance, manner, were beyond reproach 
 
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 even beyond the criticism of two such keen critics as 
 were these. The glorious attire of a London dandy was 
 surmounted with a beautiful white top hat. In his button- 
 hole was a magnificent gardenia. 
 
 In age the stranger was scarcely more than a boy, and a 
 sunny-faced, handsome boy at that. His cheeks were hair- 
 less, his eyes were blue. His smile was not only innocent, 
 it was bland. Never was there a more conspicuous illus- 
 tration of that repose which stamps the caste of Vere de 
 Vere. 
 
 The duke looked at him and glowered. Mr. Dacre looked 
 at him and smiled. 
 
 " Who are you ? " asked the duke. 
 
 " Ah that is the question ! " The newcomer's refined 
 and musical voice breathed the very soul of affability. " I 
 am an individual who is so unfortunate as to be in want of 
 five hundred pounds." 
 
 " Are you the scoundrel who sent me that infamous 
 letter?" 
 
 The charming stranger never turned a hair. 
 
 " I am the scoundrel mentioned in that infamous letter 
 who wants to accost you at the Piccadilly end of the Bur- 
 lington Arcade before half-past five as witness my white 
 hat and my gardenia." 
 
 "Where's my wife?" 
 
 The stranger gently swung his stick in front of him with 
 his two hands. He regarded the duke as a merry-hearted 
 son might regard his father. The thing was beautiful ! 
 
 " Her grace will be home almost as soon as you are 
 when you have given me the money which I perceive you 
 have all ready for me in that scarcely elegant-looking can- 
 vas bag." He shrugged his shoulders quite gracefully. 
 " Unfortunately, in these matters one has no choice one is 
 forced to ask for gold." 
 
 " And suppose, instead of giving you what is in this 
 canvas bag, I take you by the throat and choke the life 
 right out of you ? " 
 
 " Or suppose," amended Mr. Dacre, " that you do better, 
 
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 and commend this gentleman to the tender mercies of the 
 first policeman we encounter." 
 
 The stranger turned to Mr. Dacre. He condescended to 
 become conscious of his presence. 
 
 " Is this gentleman your grace's friend ? Ah Mr. Dacre, 
 I perceive! I have the honor of knowing Mr. Dacre, 
 though, possibly, I am unknown to him." 
 
 " You were until this moment." 
 
 With an airy little laugh the stranger returned to the 
 duke. He brushed an invisible speck of dust off the sleeve 
 of his coat. 
 
 " As has been intimated in that infamous letter, his grace 
 is at perfect liberty to give me into custody why not? 
 Only " he said it with his boyish smile " if a particular 
 communication is not received from me in certain quarters 
 within a certain time the Duchess of Datchet's beautiful 
 white arm will be hacked off at the shoulder." 
 
 "You hound!" 
 
 The duke would have taken the stranger by the throat, 
 and have done his best to choke the life right out of him 
 then and there, if Mr. Dacre had not intervened. 
 
 "Steady, old man! " Mr. Dacre turned to the stranger. 
 " You appear to be a pretty sort of a scoundrel." 
 
 The stranger gave his shoulders that almost imperceptible 
 shrug. 
 
 " Oh, my dear Dacre, I am in want of money ! I believe 
 that you sometimes are in want of money, too." 
 
 Everybody knows that nobody knows where Ivor Dacre 
 gets his money from, so the allusion must have tickled him 
 immensely. 
 
 " You're a cool hand," he said. 
 
 " Some men are born that way." 
 
 " So I should imagine. Men like you must be born, not 
 made." 
 
 " Precisely as you say ! " The stranger turned, with 
 his graceful smile, to the duke : " But are we not wasting 
 precious time? I can assure your grace that, in this par- 
 ticular matter, moments are of value." 
 
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 Mr. Dacre interposed before the duke could answer. 
 
 "If you take my strongly urged advice, Datchet, you will 
 summon this constable who is now coming down the Ar- 
 cade, and hand this gentleman over to his keeping. I do 
 not think that you need fear that the duchess will lose her 
 arm, or even her little finger. Scoundrels of this one's 
 kidney are most amenable to reason when they have hand- 
 cuffs on their wrists." 
 
 The duke plainly hesitated. He would and he would 
 not. The stranger, as he eyed him, seemed much amused. 
 
 " My dear duke, by all means act on Mr. Dacre's valuable 
 suggestion. As I said before, why not? It would at least 
 be interesting to see if the duchess does or does not lose 
 her arm almost as interesting to you as to Mr. Dacre. 
 Those blackmailing, kidnaping scoundrels do use such 
 empty menaces. Besides, you would have the pleasure of 
 seeing me locked up. My imprisonment for life would 
 recompense you even for the loss of her grace's arm. And 
 five hundred pounds is such a sum to have to pay merely 
 for a wife! Why not, therefore, act on Mr. Dacre's sug- 
 gestion? Here comes the constable." The constable re- 
 ferred to was advancing toward them he was not a dozen 
 yards away. " Let me beckon to him I will with pleas- 
 ure." He took out his watch a gold chronograph repeater. 
 " There are scarcely ten minutes left during which it will 
 be possible for me to send the communication which I spoke 
 of, so that it may arrive in time. As it will then be too 
 late, and the instruments are already prepared for the little 
 operation which her grace is eagerly anticipating, it would, 
 perhaps, be as well, after all, that you should give me into 
 charge. You would have saved your five hundred pounds, 
 and you would, at any rate, have something in exchange 
 for her grace's mutilated limb. Ah, here is the constable! 
 Officer!" 
 
 The stranger spoke with such a pleasant little air of easy 
 geniality that it was impossible to tell if he were in jest 
 or in earnest. This fact impressed the duke much more 
 than if he had gone in for a liberal indulgence of the 
 
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 under the circumstances orthodox melodramatic scowling. 
 And, indeed, in the face of his own common sense, it im- 
 pressed Mr. Ivor Dacre too. 
 
 This well-bred, well-groomed youth was just the being 
 to realize aux bouts des angles a modern type of the 
 devil, the type which depicts him as a perfect gentleman, 
 who keeps smiling all the time. 
 
 The constable whom this audacious rogue had signaled 
 approached the little group. He addressed the stranger : 
 
 " Do you want me, sir ? " 
 
 " No, I do not want you. I think it is the Duke of 
 Datchet." 
 
 The constable, who knew the duke very well by sight, 
 saluted him as he turned to receive instructions. 
 
 The duke looked white, even savage. There was not a 
 pleasant look in his eyes and about his lips. He appeared 
 to be endeavoring to put a great restraint upon himself. 
 There was a momentary silence. Mr. Dacre made a move- 
 ment as if to interpose. The duke caught him by the arm. 
 
 He spoke : " No, constable, I do not want you. This 
 person is mistaken." 
 
 The constable looked as if he could not quite make out 
 how such a mistake could have arisen, hesitated, then, with 
 another salute, he moved away. 
 
 The stranger was still holding his watch in his hand. 
 
 " Only eight minutes," he said. 
 
 The duke seemed to experience some difficulty in giving 
 utterance to what he had to say. 
 \ " If I give you this five hundred pounds, you you " 
 
 As the duke paused, as if at a loss for language which 
 was strong enough to convey his meaning, the stranger 
 laughed. 
 
 " Let us take the adjectives for granted. Besides, it is 
 only boys who call each other names men do things. If 
 you give me the five hundred sovereigns, which you have 
 in that bag, at once in five minutes it will be too late 
 I will promise I will not swear; if you do not credit my 
 simple promise, you will not believe my solemn affirma- 
 
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 tion I will promise that, possibly within an hour, certainly 
 within an hour and a half, the Duchess of Datchet shall 
 return to you absolutely uninjured except, of course, as 
 you are already aware, with regard to a few of the hair c of 
 her head. I will promise this on the understanding that 
 you do not yourself attempt to see where I go, and that 
 you will allow no one else to do so." This with a glance 
 at Ivor Dacre. " I shall know at once if I am followed. 
 If you entertain such intentions, you had better, on all ac- 
 counts, remain in possession of your five hundred pounds." 
 
 The duke eyed him very grimly. 
 
 " I entertain no such intentions until the duchess re- 
 turns." 
 
 Again the stranger indulged in that musical laugh of 
 his. 
 
 "Ah, until the duchess returns! Of course, then the 
 bargain's at an end. When you are once more in the en- 
 joyment of her grace's society, you will be at liberty to 
 set all the dogs in Europe at my heels. I assure you I fully 
 expect that you will do so why not?" The duke raised 
 the canvas bag. " My dear duke, ten thousand thanks ! 
 You shall see her grace at Datchet House, 'pon my honor, 
 probably within the hour." 
 
 " Well," commented Ivor Dacre, when the stranger had 
 vanished, with the bag, into Piccadilly, and as the duke 
 and himself moved toward Burlington Gardens, " if a gen- 
 tleman is to be robbed, it is as well that he should have 
 another gentleman rob him." 
 
 Ill 
 
 MR. DACRE eyed his companion covertly as they pro- 
 gressed. His Grace of Datchet appeared to have some fresh 
 cause for uneasiness. All at once he gave it utterance, in 
 a tone of voice which was extremely somber: 
 
 " Ivor, do you think that scoundrel will dare to play me 
 false?" 
 
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 " I think," murmured Mr. Dacre, " that he has dared to 
 play you pretty false already." 
 
 " I don't mean that. But I mean how am I to know, 
 now that he has his money, that he will still not keep Mabel 
 in his clutches ?" 
 
 There came an echo from Mr. Dacre. 
 
 " Just so how are you to know?" 
 
 " I believe that something of this sort has been done in 
 the States." 
 
 " I thought that there they were content to kidnap them 
 after they were dead. I was not aware that they had, as 
 yet, got quite so far as the living." 
 
 " I believe that I have heard of something just like this." 
 
 " Possibly; they are giants over there." 
 
 "And in that case the scoundrels, when their demands 
 were met, refused to keep to the letter of their bargain and 
 asked for more." 
 
 The duke stood still. He clinched his fists, and swore: 
 
 " Ivor, if that villain doesn't keep his word, and 
 
 Mabel isn't home within the hour, by I shall go mad! " 
 
 " My dear Datchet " Mr. Dacre loved strong language 
 as little as he loved a scene " let us trust to time and, 
 a little, to your white-hatted and gardenia-buttonholed 
 friend's word of honor. You should have thought of pos- 
 sible eventualities before you showed your confidence 
 really. Suppose, instead of going mad, we first of all 
 go home?" 
 
 A hansom stood waiting for a fare at the end of the 
 Arcade. Mr. Dacre had handed the duke into it before his 
 grace had quite realized that the vehicle was there. 
 
 "Tell the fellow to drive faster." That was what the 
 duke said when the cab had started. 
 
 " My dear Datchet, the man's already driving his geer- 
 age off its legs. If a bobby catches sight of him he'll take 
 his number." 
 
 A moment later, a murmur from the duke: 
 
 " I don't know if you're aware that the prince is coming 
 to dinner?" 
 
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 " I am perfectly aware of it." 
 
 " You take it uncommonly cool. How easy it is to bear 
 our brother's burdens! Ivor, if Mabel doesn't turn up 
 I shall feel like murder." 
 
 " I sympathize with you, Datchet, with all my heart, 
 though, I may observe, parenthetically, that I very far from 
 realize the situation even yet. Take my advice. If the 
 duchess does not show quite as soon as we both of us 
 desire, don't make a scene; just let me see what I can do." 
 
 Judging from the expression of his countenance, the 
 duke was conscious of no overwhelming desire to witness 
 an exhibition of Mr. Dacre's prowess. 
 
 When the cab reached Datchet House his grace dashed 
 up the steps three at a time. The door flew open. 
 
 " Has the duchess returned?" 
 
 "Hereward!" 
 
 A voice floated downward from above. Some one came 
 running down the stairs. It was her Grace of Datchet. 
 
 "Mabel!" 
 
 She actually rushed into the duke's extended arms. And 
 he kissed her, and she kissed him before the servants. 
 
 " So you're not quite dead? " she cried. 
 
 " I am almost," he said. 
 
 She drew herself a little away from him. 
 
 "Hereward, were you seriously hurt?" 
 
 " Do you suppose that I could have been otherwise than 
 seriously hurt?" 
 
 " My darling! Was it a Pickford's van? " 
 
 The duke stared. 
 
 " A Pickford's van? I don't understand. But come in 
 here. Come along, Ivor. Mabel, you don't see Ivor." 
 
 "How do you do, Mr. Dacre?" 
 
 Then the trio withdrew into a little anteroom; it was 
 really time. Even then the pair conducted themselves as 
 if Mr. Dacre had been nothing and no one. The duke took 
 the lady's two hands in his. He eyed her fondly. 
 
 " So you are uninjured, with the exception of that lock 
 of hair. Where did the villain take it from?" 
 
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 The lady looked a little puzzled. 
 
 " What lock of hair? " 
 
 From an envelope which he took from his pocket the 
 duke produced a shining tress. It was the lock of hair 
 which had arrived in the first communication. " I will have 
 it framed." 
 
 " You will have what framed ? " The duchess glanced 
 at what the duke was so tenderly caressing, almost, as it 
 seemed, a little dubiously. " Whatever is it you have 
 there?" 
 
 " It is the lock of hair which that scoundrel sent me." 
 Something in the lady's face caused him to ask a question : 
 " Didn't he tell you he had sent it to me?" 
 
 "Hereward!"" 
 
 " Did the brute tell you that he meant to cut off your 
 little finger?" 
 
 A very curious look came into the lady's face. She 
 glanced at the duke as if she, all at once, was half afraid of 
 him. She cast at Mr. Dacre what really seemed to be a 
 look of inquiry. Her voice was tremulously anxious. 
 
 " Hereward, did did the accident affect you mentally? " 
 
 " How could it not have affected me mentally? Do you 
 think that my mental organization is of steel? " 
 
 " But you look so well." 
 
 " Of course I look well, now that I have you back again. 
 Tell me, darling, did that hound actually threaten you with 
 cutting off your arm? If he did, I shall feel half inclined 
 to kill him yet." 
 
 The duchess seemed positively to shrink from her better 
 half's near neighborhood. 
 
 " Hereward, was it a Pickford's van?" 
 
 The duke seemed puzzled. Well he might be. 
 
 "Was what a Pickford's van?" 
 
 The lady turned to Mr. Dacre. In her voice there was 
 a ring of anguish. 
 
 " Mr. Dacre, tell me, was it a Pickford's van? " 
 
 Ivor could only imitate his relative's repetition of her 
 inquiry. 
 
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 " I don't quite catch you was what a Pickford's van? " 
 
 The duchess clasped her hands in front of her. 
 
 " What is it you are keeping from me? What is it 
 you are trying to hide? I implore you to tell me the worst, 
 whatever it may be! Do not keep me any longer in sus- 
 pense; you do not know what I already have endured. 
 Mr. Dacre, is my husband mad?" 
 
 One need scarcely observe that the lady's amazing ap- 
 peal to Mr. Dacre as to her husband's sanity was received 
 with something like surprise. As the duke continued to 
 stare at her, a dreadful fear began to loom in his brain. 
 
 "My darling, your brain is unhinged!" 
 
 He advanced to take her two hands again in his; but, 
 to his unmistakable distress, she shrank away from him. 
 
 " Hereward don't touch me. How is it that I missed 
 you? Why did you not wait until I came?" 
 
 " Wait until you came? " 
 
 The duke's bewilderment increased. 
 
 " Surely, if your injuries turned out, after all, to be slight, 
 that was all the more reason why you should have waited, 
 after sending for me like that." 
 
 " I sent for you I ? " The duke's tone was grave. 
 " My darling, perhaps you had better come upstairs." 
 
 " Not until we have had an explanation. You must 
 have known that I should come. Why did you not wait 
 for me after you had sent me that ? " 
 
 The duchess held out something to the duke. He took 
 it. It was a card his own visiting card. Something was 
 written on the back of it. He read aloud what was written. 
 
 " ' Mabel, come to me at once with the bearer. They 
 tell me that they cannot take me home.' It looks like my 
 own writing." 
 
 " Looks like it ! It is your writing." 
 
 " It looks like it and written with a shaky pen." 
 
 " My dear child, one's hand would shake at such a mo- 
 ment as that." 
 
 "Mabel, where did you get this?" 
 
 " It was brought to me in Cane and Wilson's." 
 
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 "Who brought it?" 
 
 " Who brought it? Why, the man you sent." 
 
 " The man I sent! " A light burst upon the duke's brain. 
 He fell back a pace. " It's the decoy! " 
 
 Her grace echoed the words : 
 
 " The decoy? " 
 
 "The scoundrel! To set a trap with such a bait! My 
 poor innocent darling, did you think it came from me? 
 Tell me, Mabel, where did he cut off your hair? " 
 
 "Cut off my hair?" 
 
 Her grace put her hand to her head as if to make sure 
 that her hair was there. 
 
 " Where did he take you to? " 
 
 " He took me to Draper's Buildings." 
 
 "Draper's Buildings?" 
 
 " I have never been in the City before, but he told me 
 it was Draper's Buildings. Isn't that near the Stock Ex- 
 change? " 
 
 " Near the Stock Exchange? " 
 
 It seemed rather a curious place to which to take a kid- 
 naped victim. The man's audacity! 
 
 " He told me that you were coming out of the Stock 
 Exchange when a van knocked you over. He said that he 
 thought it was a Pickford's van was it a Pickford's van? " 
 
 " No, it was not a Pickford's van. Mabel, were you in 
 Draper's Buildings when you wrote that letter? " 
 
 "Wrote what letter?" 
 
 "Have you forgotten it already? I do not believe that 
 there is a word in it which will not be branded on my brain 
 until I die." 
 
 "Hereward! What do you mean?" 
 
 " Surely you cannot have written me such a letter as 
 that, and then have forgotten it already?" 
 
 He handed her the letter which had arrived in the sec- 
 ond communication. She glanced at it, askance. Then she 
 took it with a little gasp. 
 
 " Hereward, if you don't mind, I think I'll take a chair." 
 She took a chair. " Whatever whatever's this ? " As she 
 
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 read the letter the varying expressions which passed across 
 her face were, in themselves, a study in psychology. " Is 
 it possible that you can imagine that, under any conceiv- 
 able circumstances, I could have written such a letter as 
 this?" 
 
 "Mabel!" 
 
 She rose to her feet with emphasis. 
 
 " Hereward, don't say that you thought this came from 
 me!" 
 
 "Not from you?" He remembered Knowles's diplo- 
 matic reception of the epistle on its first appearance. " I 
 suppose that you will say next that this is not a lock of 
 your hair?" 
 
 " My dear child, what bee have you got in your bon- 
 net? This a lock of my hair! Why, it's not in the least 
 bit like my hair! " 
 
 Which was certamly inaccurate. As far as color was 
 concerned it was an almost perfect match. The duke 
 turned to Mr. Dacre. 
 
 " Ivor, I've had to go through a good deal this after- 
 noon. If I have to go through much more, something 
 will crack!" He touched his forehead. "I think it's my 
 turn to take a chair." Not the one which the duchess had 
 vacated, but one which faced it. He stretched out his 
 legs in front of him; he thrust his hands into his trousers 
 pockets; he said, in a tone which was not gloomy but ab- 
 solutely grewsome: 
 
 " Might I ask, Mabel, if you have been kidnaped? " 
 
 "Kidnaped?" 
 
 " The word I used was ' kidnaped.' But I will spell 
 it if you like. Or I will get a dictionary, that you may 
 see its meaning." 
 
 The duchess looked as if she was beginning to be not 
 quite sure if she was awake or sleeping. She turned to 
 Ivor. 
 
 " Mr. Dacre, has the accident affected Hereward's 
 brain?" 
 
 The duke took the words out of his cousin's mouth. 
 
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 "On that point, my dear, let me ease your mind. I 
 don't know if you are under the impression that I should 
 be the same shape after a Pickford's van had run over me 
 as I was before ; but, in any case, I have not been run over 
 by a Pickford's van. So far as I am concerned there has 
 been no accident. Dismiss that delusion from your mind." 
 
 "Oh!" 
 
 " You appear surprised. One might even think that 
 you were sorry. But may I now ask what you did when 
 you arrived at Draper's Buildings?" 
 
 "Did! I looked for you!" 
 
 " Indeed! And when you had looked in vain, what was 
 the next item in your programme?" 
 
 The lady shrank still farther from him. 
 
 " Hereward, have you been having a jest at my expense? 
 Can you have been so cruel?" Tears stood in her eyes. 
 
 Rising, the duke laid his hand upon her arm. 
 
 " Mabel, tell me what did you do when you had looked 
 for me in vain ? " 
 
 " I looked for you upstairs and downstairs and every- 
 where. It was quite a large place, it took me ever such 
 a time. I thought that I should go distracted. Nobody 
 seemed to know anything about you, or even that there 
 had been an accident at all it was all offices. I couldn't 
 make it out in the least, and the people didn't seem to be 
 able to make me out either. So when I couldn't find you 
 anywhere I came straight home again." 
 
 The duke was silent for a moment. Then with funereal 
 gravity he turned to Mr. Dacre. He put to him this 
 question: 
 
 " Ivor, what are you laughing at? " 
 
 Mr. Dacre drew his hand across his mouth with rather 
 a suspicious gesture. 
 
 " My dear fellow, only a smile ! " 
 
 The duchess looked from one to the other. 
 
 "What have you two been doing? What is the joke?" 
 
 With an air of preternatural solemnity the duke took 
 two letters from the breast pocket of his coat. 
 
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 " Mabel, you have already seen your letter. You have 
 already seen the lock of your hair. Just look at this and 
 that." 
 
 He gave her the two very singular communications 
 which had arrived in such a mysterious manner, and so 
 quickly one after the other. She read them with wide- 
 open eyes. 
 
 "Hereward! Wherever did these come from?" 
 
 The duke was standing with his legs apart, and his hands 
 in his trousers pockets. " I would give I would give 
 another five hundred pounds to know. Shall I tell you, 
 madam, what I have been doing? I have been presenting 
 five hundred golden sovereigns to a perfect stranger, with a 
 top hat, and a gardenia in his buttonhole." 
 
 "Whatever for?" 
 
 " If you have perused those documents which you have 
 in your hand, you will have some faint idea. Ivor, when 
 it's your funeral, /'// smile. Mabel, Duchess of Datchet, 
 it is beginning to dawn upon the vacuum which represents 
 my brain that I've been the victim of one of the prettiest 
 things in practical jokes that ever yet was planned. When 
 that fellow brought you that card at Cane and Wilson's 
 which, I need scarcely tell you, never came from me 
 some one walked out of the front entrance who was so 
 exactly like you that both Barnes and Moysey took her 
 for you. Moysey showed her into the carriage, and 
 Barnes drove her home. But when the carriage reached 
 home it was empty. Your double had got out upon the 
 road." 
 
 The duchess uttered a sound which was half gasp, half 
 sigh. 
 
 " Hereward!" 
 
 " Barnes and Moysey, with beautiful and childlike inno- 
 cence, when they found that they had brought the thing 
 home empty, came straightway and told me that you had 
 jumped out of the brougham while it had been driving full 
 pelt through the streets. While I was digesting that piece 
 of information there came the first epistle, with the lock 
 
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 of your hair. Before I had time to digest that there came 
 the second epistle, with yours inside." 
 
 "It seems incredible!" 
 
 " It sounds incredible ; but unfathomable is the folly of 
 man, especially of a man who loves his wife." The duke 
 crossed to Mr. Dacre. " I don't want, Ivor, to suggest 
 anything in the way of bribery and corruption, but if you 
 could keep this matter to yourself, and not mention it to 
 your friends, our white-hatted and gardenia-buttonholed 
 acquaintance is welcome to his five hundred pounds, and 
 Mabel, what on earth are you laughing at? " 
 
 The duchess appeared, all at once, to be seized with 
 inextinguishable laughter. 
 
 " Hereward," she cried, " just think how that man must 
 be laughing at you ! " 
 
 And the Duke of Datchet thought of it. 
 
 The Minor Canon 
 
 IT was Monday, and in the afternoon, as I was walk- 
 ing along the High Street of Marchbury, I was met by a 
 distinguished-looking person whom I had observed at the 
 services in the cathedral on the previous day. Now it 
 chanced on that Sunday that I was singing the service. 
 Properly speaking, it was not my turn ; but, as my brother 
 minor canons were either away from Marchbury or ill in 
 bed, I was the only one left to perform the necessary duty. 
 The distinguished-looking person was a tall, big man with 
 a round fat face and small features. His eyes, his hair and 
 mustache (his face was bare but for a small mustache) were 
 quite black, and he had a very pleasant and genial expres- 
 sion. He wore a tall hat, set rather jauntily on his head, 
 and he was dressed in black with a long frock coat but- 
 toned across the chest and fitting him close to the body. 
 As he came, with a half saunter, half swagger, along the 
 street, I knew him again at once by his appearance; and, 
 as he came nearer, I saw from his manner that he was in- 
 
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 tending to stop and speak to me, for he slightly raised his 
 hat and in a soft, melodious voice with a colonial " twang " 
 which was far from being disagreeable, and which, indeed, 
 to my ear gave a certain additional interest to his remarks, 
 he saluted me with " Good day, sir ! " 
 
 " Good day," I answered, with just a little reserve in my 
 tone. 
 
 " I hope, sir," he began, " you will excuse my stopping 
 you in the street, but I wish to tell you how very much I 
 enjoyed the music at your cathedral yesterday. I am an 
 Australian, sir, and we have no such music in my country." 
 
 " I suppose not," I said. 
 
 " No, sir," he went on, " nothing nearly so fine. I am 
 very fond of music, and as my business brought me in this 
 direction, I thought I would stop at your city and take the 
 opportunity of paying a visit to your grand cathedral. And 
 I am delighted I came; so pleased, indeed, that I should 
 like to leave some memorial of my visit behind me. I 
 should like, sir, to do something for your choir." 
 
 " I am sure it is very kind of you," I replied. 
 
 " Yes, I should certainly be glad if you could suggest to 
 me something I might do in this way. As regards money, 
 I may say that I have plenty of it. I am the owner of a 
 most valuable property. My business relations extend 
 throughout the world, and if I am as fortunate in the 
 projects of the future as I have been in the past, I shall 
 probably one day achieve the proud position of being the 
 richest man in the world." 
 
 I did not like to undertake myself the responsibility of 
 advising or suggesting, so I simply said: 
 
 " I cannot venture to say, offhand, what would be the 
 most acceptable way of showing your great kindness and 
 generosity, but I should certainly recommend you to put 
 yourself in communication with the dean." 
 
 " Thank you, sir," said my Australian friend, " I will do 
 so. And now, sir," he continued, " let me say how much 
 I admire your voice. It is, without exception, the very 
 finest and clearest voice I have ever heard." 
 
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 " Really," I answered, quite overcome with such un- 
 qualified praise, " really it is very good of you to say so." 
 
 " Ah, but I feel it, my dear sir. I have been round the 
 world, from Sydney to Frisco, across the continent of 
 America" (he called it Amerrker) "to New York City, 
 then on to England, and to-morrow I shall leave your city 
 to continue my travels. But in all my experience I have 
 never heard so grand a voice as your own." 
 
 This and a great deal more he said in the same strain, 
 which modesty forbids me to reproduce. 
 
 Now I am not without some knowledge of the world out- 
 side the close of Marchbury Cathedral, and I could not lis- 
 ten to such a " flattering tale " without having my sus- 
 picions aroused. Who and what is this man? thought I. 
 I looked at him narrowly. At first the thought flashed 
 across me that he might be a " swell mobsman." But no, 
 his face was too good for that ; besides, no man with that 
 huge frame, that personality so marked and so easily rec- 
 ognizable, could be a swindler; he could not escape detec- 
 tion a single hour. I dismissed the ungenerous thought. 
 Perhaps he is rich, as he says. We do hear of munificent 
 donations by benevolent millionaires now and then. What 
 if this Australian, attracted by the glories of the old cathe- 
 dral, should now appear as a deus ex machina to reendow 
 the choir, or to found a musical professoriate in connection 
 with the choir, appointing me the first occupant of the pro- 
 fessorial chair? 
 
 These thoughts flashed across my mind in the momentary 
 pause of his fluent tongue. 
 
 " As for yourself, sir," he began again, " I have some- 
 thing to propose which I trust may not prove unwelcome. 
 But the public street is hardly a suitable place to discuss 
 my proposal. May I call upon you this evening at your 
 house in the close? I know which it is, for I happened 
 to see you go into it yesterday after the morning service." 
 
 " I shall be very pleased to see you," I replied. " We are 
 going out to dinner this evening, but I shall be at home 
 and disengaged till about seven." 
 
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 " Thank you very much. Then I shall do myself the 
 pleasure of calling upon you about six o'clock. Till then, 
 farewell ! " A graceful wave of the hand, and my un- 
 known friend had disappeared round the corner of the 
 street. 
 
 Now at last, I thought, something is going to happen 
 in my uneventful life something to break the monotony 
 of existence. Of course, he must have inquired my name 
 he could get that from any of the cathedral vergers 
 and, as he said, he had observed whereabouts in the close 
 I lived. What is he coming to see me for ? I wondered. I 
 spent the rest of the afternoon in making the wildest sur- 
 mises. I was castle-building in Spain at a furious rate. 
 At one time I imagined that this faithful son of the church 
 as he appeared to me was going to build and endow a 
 grand cathedral in Australia on condition that I should be 
 appointed dean at a yearly stipend of, say, ten thousand 
 pounds. Or perhaps, I said to myself, he will beg me to 
 accept a sum of money I never thought of it as less than 
 a thousand pounds as a slight recognition of and tribute 
 to my remarkable vocal ability. 
 
 I took a long, lonely walk into the country to correct 
 these ridiculous fancies and to steady my mind, and when 
 I reached home and had refreshed myself with a quiet cup 
 of afternoon tea, I felt I was morally and physically pre- 
 pared for my interview with the opulent stranger. 
 
 Punctually as the cathedral clock struck six there was a 
 ring at the visitor's bell. In a moment or two my unknown 
 friend was shown into the drawing-room, which he entered 
 with the easy air of a man of the world. I noticed he was 
 carrying a small black bag. 
 
 " How do you do again, Mr. Dale ? " he said as though 
 we were old acquaintances ; " you see I have come sharp 
 to my time." 
 
 " Yes," I answered, " and I am pleased to see you ; do 
 sit down." He sank into my best armchair, and placed his 
 bag on the floor beside him. 
 
 " Since we met in the afternoon," he said, " I have written 
 
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 a letter to your dean, expressing the great pleasure I felt 
 in listening to your choir, and at the same time I inclosed 
 a five-pound note, which I begged him to divide among 
 the choir boys and men, from Alexander Poulter, Esq., of 
 Poulter's Pills. You have of course heard of the world- 
 renowned Poulter's Pills. I am Poulter ! " 
 
 Poulter of Poulter's Pills! My heart sank within me! 
 A five-pound note! My airy castles were tottering! 
 
 " I also sent him a couple of hundred of my pamphlets, 
 which I said I trusted he would be so kind as to distribute 
 in the close." 
 
 I was aghast! 
 
 " And now, with regard to the special object of my call, 
 Mr. Dale. If you will allow me to say so, you are not 
 making the most of that grand voice of yours; you are 
 hidden under an ecclesiastical bushel here lost to the world. 
 You are wasting your vocal strength and sweetness on the 
 desert air, so to speak. Why, if I may hazard a guess, I 
 don't suppose you make five hundred a year here, at the 
 outside?" 
 
 I could say nothing. 
 
 "Well, now, I can put you into the way of making at 
 least three or four times as much as that. Listen! I am 
 Alexander Poulter, of Poulter's Pills. I have a proposal 
 to make to you. The scheme is bound to succeed, but I 
 want your help. Accept my proposal and your fortune's 
 made. Did you ever hear Moody and Sankey ? " he asked 
 abruptly. 
 
 The man is an idiot, thought I; he is now fairly carried 
 away with his particular mania. Will it last long? Shall 
 I ring? 
 
 " Novelty, my dear sir," he went on, " is the rule of the 
 day ; and there must be novelty in advertising, as in every- 
 thing else, to catch the public interest. So I intend to go 
 on a tour, lecturing on the merits of Poulter's Pills in all 
 the principal halls of all the principal towns all over the 
 world. But I have been delayed in carrying out my idea till 
 I could associate myself with a gentleman such as yourself. 
 
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 Will you join me? I should be the Moody of the tour; 
 you would be its Sankey. I would speak my patter, and 
 you would intersperse my orations with melodious ballads 
 bearing upon the virtues of Poulter's Pills. The ballads 
 are all ready ! " 
 
 So saying, he opened that bag and drew forth from its 
 recesses nothing more alarming than a thick roll of manu- 
 script music. 
 
 " The verses are my own," he said, with a little touch of 
 pride ; " and as for the music, I thought it better to make 
 use of popular melodies, so as to enable an audience to join 
 in the chorus. See, here is one of the ballads : ' Darling, 
 I am better now/ It describes the woes of a fond lover, 
 or rather his physical ailments, until he went through a 
 course of Poulter. Here's another : ' I'm ninety-five ! I'm 
 ninety-five ! ' You catch the drift of that, of course a 
 healthy old age, secured by taking Poulter's Pills. Ah! 
 what's this ? ' Little sister's last request.' I fancy the idea 
 of that is to beg the family never to be without Poulter's 
 Pills. Here again : t Then you'll remember me ! ' I'm 
 afraid that title is not original; never mind, the song is. 
 And here is but there are many more, and I won't detain 
 you with them now." He saw, perhaps, I was getting 
 impatient. Thank Heaven, however, he was no escaped 
 lunatic. I was safe! 
 
 " Mr. Poulter," said I, " I took you this afternoon for a 
 disinterested and philanthropic millionaire; you take me 
 for for something different from what I am. We have 
 both made mistakes. In a word, it is impossible for me to 
 accept your offer ! " 
 
 "Is that final?" asked Poulter. 
 
 " Certainly," said I. 
 
 Poulter gathered his manuscripts together and replaced 
 them in the bag, and got up to leave the room. 
 
 " Good evening, Mr. Dale," he said mournfully, as I 
 opened the door of the room. " Good evening " he kept 
 on talking till he was fairly out of the house " mark my 
 words, you'll be sorry very sorry one day that you 
 
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 did not fall in with my scheme. Offers like mine don't 
 come every day, and you will one day regret having 
 refused it." 
 
 With these words he left the house. 
 
 I had little appetite for my dinner that evening. 
 
 The Pipe 
 
 "RANDOLPH CRESCENT, N. W. 
 
 "TVTY DEAR PUGH I hope you will like the pipe which I 
 send with this. It is rather a curious example of a 
 certain school of Indian carving. And is a present from 
 "Yours truly, JOSEPH TRESS." 
 
 It was really very handsome of Tress very handsome! 
 The more especially as I was aware that to give presents 
 was not exactly in Tress's line. The truth is that when 
 I saw what manner of pipe it was I was amazed. It was 
 contained in a sandalwood box, which was itself illustrated 
 with some remarkable specimens of carving. I use the 
 word " remarkable " advisedly, because, although the 
 workmanship was undoubtedly, in its way, artistic, the re- 
 sult could not be described as beautiful. The carver had 
 thought proper to ornament the box with some of the 
 ugliest figures I remember to have seen. They appeared 
 to me to be devils. Or perhaps they were intended to 
 represent deities appertaining to some mythological system 
 with which, thank goodness, I am unacquainted. The pipe 
 itself was worthy of the case in which it was contained. 
 It was of meerschaum, with an amber mouthpiece. It was 
 rather too large for ordinary smoking. But then, of course, 
 one doesn't smoke a pipe like that. There are pipes in my 
 collection which I should as soon think of smoking as I 
 should of eating. Ask a china maniac to let you have after- 
 noon tea out of his Old Chelsea, and you will learn some 
 home truths as to the durability of human friendships. 
 
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 The glory of the pipe, as Tress had suggested, lay in 
 its carving. Not that I claim that it was beautiful, any 
 more than I make such a claim for the carving on the box, 
 but, as Tress said in his note, it was curious. 
 
 The stem and the bowl were quite plain, but on the edge 
 of the bowl was perched some kind of lizard. I told my- 
 self it was an octopus when I first saw it, but I have since 
 had reason to believe that it was some almost unique mem- 
 ber of the lizard tribe. The creature was represented as 
 climbing over the edge of the bowl down toward the stem, 
 and its legs, or feelers, or tentacula, or whatever the things 
 are called, were, if I may use a vulgarism, sprawling about 
 " all over the place." For instance, two or three of them 
 were twined about the bowl, two or three of them were 
 twisted round the stem, and one, a particularly horrible 
 one, was uplifted in the air, so that if you put the pipe 
 in your mouth the thing was pointing straight at your 
 nose. 
 
 Not the least agreeable feature about the creature was 
 that it was hideously lifelike. It appeared to have been 
 carved in amber, but some coloring matter must have 
 been introduced, for inside the amber the creature was of 
 a peculiarly ghastly green. The more I examined the pipe 
 the more amazed I was at Tress's generosity. He and I 
 are rival collectors. I am not going to say, in so many 
 words, that his collection of pipes contains nothing but 
 rubbish, because, as a matter of fact, he has two or three 
 rather decent specimens. But to compare his collection to 
 mine would be absurd. Tress is conscious of this, and 
 he resents it. He resents it to such an extent that he has 
 been known, at least on one occasion, to declare that one 
 single pipe of his I believe he alluded to the Brummagem 
 relic preposterously attributed to Sir Walter Raleigh was 
 worth the whole of my collection put together. Although 
 I have forgotten this, as I hope I always shall forgive 
 remarks made when envious passions get the better of our 
 nobler nature, even of a Joseph Tress, it is not to be sup- 
 posed that I have forgotten it. He was, therefore, not 
 
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 at all the sort of person from whom I expected to receive 
 a present. And such a present! I do not believe that he 
 himself had a finer pipe in his collection. And to have 
 given it to me! I had misjudged the man. I wondered 
 where he had got it from. I had seen his pipes; I knew 
 them off by heart and some nice trumpery he has among 
 them, too! but I had never seen that pipe before. The 
 more I looked at it, the more my amazement grew. The 
 beast perched upon the edge of the bowl was so lifelike. 
 Its two bead-like eyes seemed to gleam at me with posi- 
 tively human intelligence. The pipe fascinated me to such 
 an extent that I actually resolved to smoke it! 
 
 I filled it with Perique. Ordinarily I use Birdseye, but 
 on those very rare occasions on which I use a specimen I 
 smoke Perique. I lit up with quite a small sensation of 
 excitement. As I did so I kept my eyes perforce fixed 
 upon the beast. The beast pointed its upraised tentacle 
 directly at me. As I inhaled the pungent tobacco that 
 tentacle impressed me with a feeling of actual uncanniness. 
 It was broad daylight, and I was smoking in front of the 
 window, yet to such an extent was I affected that it seemed 
 to me that the tentacle was not only vibrating, which, 
 owing to the peculiarity of its position, was quite within 
 the range of probability, but actually moving, elongating 
 stretching forward, that is, farther toward me, and toward 
 the tip of my nose. So impressed was I by this idea that I 
 took the pipe out of my mouth and minutely examined 
 the beast. Really, the delusion was excusable. So cun- 
 ningly had the artist wrought that he succeeded in pro- 
 ducing a creature which, such was its uncanniness, I could 
 only hope had no original in nature. 
 
 Replacing the pipe between my lips I took several whiffs. 
 Never had smoking had such an effect on me before. Either 
 the pipe, or the creature on it, exercised some singular 
 fascination. I seemed, without an instant's warning, to 
 be passing into some land of dreams. I saw the beast, 
 which was perched upon the bowl, writhe and twist. I saw 
 it lift itself bodily from the meerschaum. 
 
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 II 
 
 " FEELING better now? " 
 
 I looked up. Joseph Tress was speaking. 
 
 "What's the matter? Have I been ill?" 
 
 " You appear to have been in some kind of swoon." 
 
 Tress's tone was peculiar, even a little dry. 
 
 " Swoon ! I never was guilty of such a thing in my life." 
 
 " Nor was I, until I smoked that pipe." 
 
 I sat up. The act of sitting up made me conscious of the 
 fact that I had been lying down. Conscious, too, that I was 
 feeling more than a little dazed. It seemed as though I 
 was waking out of some strange, lethargic sleep a kind 
 of feeling which I have read of and heard about, but never 
 before experienced. 
 
 "Where am I?" 
 
 " You're on the couch in your own room. You were on 
 the floor; but I thought it would be better to pick you 
 up and place you on the couch though no one performed 
 the same kind office to me when I was on the floor." 
 
 Again Tress's tone was distinctly dry. 
 
 " How came you here? " 
 
 " Ah, that's the question." He rubbed his chin a habit 
 of his which has annoyed me more than once before. " Do 
 you think you're sufficiently recovered to enable you to 
 understand a little simple explanation ? " I stared at him, 
 amazed. He went on stroking his chin. " The truth is 
 that when I sent you the pipe I made a slight omission." 
 
 " An omission ? " 
 
 " I omitted to advise you not to smoke it." 
 
 " And why? " 
 
 "Because well, I've reason to believe the thing is 
 drugged." 
 
 "Drugged!" 
 
 " Or poisoned." 
 
 " Poisoned ! " I was wide awake enough then. I jumped 
 off the couch with a celerity which proved it. 
 
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 "It is this vray. I became its owner in rather a sin- 
 gular manner." He paused, as if for me to make a remark; 
 but I was silent. " It is not often that I smoke a specimen, 
 but, for some reason, I did smoke this. I commenced to 
 smoke it, that is. How long I continued to smoke it is 
 more than I can say. It had on me the same peculiar 
 effect which it appears to have had on you. When I recov- 
 ered consciousness I was lying on the floor." 
 
 "On the floor?" 
 
 " On the floor. In about as uncomfortable a position as 
 you can easily conceive. I was lying face downward, with 
 my legs bent under me. I was never so surprised in my 
 life as I was when I found myself where I was. At first 
 I supposed that I had had a stroke. But by degrees it 
 dawned upon me that I didn't feel as though I had had a 
 stroke." Tress, by the way, has been an army surgeon. 
 " I was conscious of distinct nausea. Looking about, I 
 saw the pipe. With me it had fallen on to the floor. I 
 took it for granted, considering the delicacy of the carving, 
 that the fall had broken it. But when I picked it up I found 
 it quite uninjured. While I was examining it a thought 
 flashed to my brain. Might it not be answerable for what 
 had happened to me? Suppose, for instance, it was 
 drugged? I had heard of such things. Besides, in my 
 case were present all the symptoms of drug poisoning, 
 though what drug had been used I couldn't in the least 
 conceive. I resolved that I would give the pipe another 
 trial." 
 
 "On yourself? or on another party, meaning me?" 
 
 " On myself, my dear Pugh on myself! At that point 
 of my investigations I had not begun to think of you. I 
 lit up and had another smoke." 
 
 "With what result?" 
 
 " Well, that depends on the standpoint from which you 
 regard the thing. From one point of view the result was 
 wholly satisfactory I proved that the thing was drugged, 
 and more." 
 
 " Did you have another fall?" 
 
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 " I did. And something else besides." 
 
 " On that account, I presume, you resolved to pass the 
 treasure on to me?" 
 
 " Partly on that account, and partly on another." 
 
 " On my word, I appreciate your generosity. You might 
 have labeled the thing as poison." 
 
 " Exactly. But then you must remember how often you 
 have told me that you never smoke your specimens." 
 
 " That was no reason why you shouldn't have given me a 
 hint that the thing was more dangerous than dynamite." 
 
 " That did occur to me afterwards. Therefore I called to 
 supply the slight omission." 
 
 " Slight omission, you call it ! I wonder what you would 
 have called it if you had found me dead." 
 
 " If I had known that you intended smoking it I should 
 not have been at all surprised if I had." 
 
 " Really, Tress, I appreciate your kindness more and 
 more ! And where is this example of your splendid benevo- 
 lence? Have you pocketed it, regretting your lapse into 
 the unaccustomed paths of generosity? Or is it smashed 
 to atoms?" 
 
 " Neither the one nor the other. You will find the pipe 
 upon the table. I neither desire its restoration nor is it in 
 any way injured. It is merely an expression of personal 
 opinion when I say that I don't believe that it could be 
 injured. Of course, having discovered its deleterious prop- 
 erties, you will not want to smoke it again. You will 
 therefore be able to enjoy the consciousness of being the 
 possessor of what I honestly believe to be the most re- 
 markable pipe in existence. Good day, Pugh." 
 
 He was gone before I could say a word. I immediately 
 concluded, from the precipitancy of his flight, that the pipe 
 was injured. But when I subjected it to close examination 
 I could discover no signs of damage. While I was still 
 eying it with jealous scrutiny the door reopened, and Tress 
 came in again. 
 
 " By the way, Pugh, there is one thing I might mention, 
 especially as I know it won't make any difference to you."" 
 
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 11 That depends on what it is. If you have changed your 
 mind, and want the pipe back again, I tell you frankly that 
 it won't. In my opinion, a thing once given is given for 
 good." 
 
 " Quite so; I don't want it back again. You may make 
 your mind easy on that point. I merely wanted to tell you 
 why I gave it you." 
 
 " You have told me that already." 
 
 " Only partly, my dear Pugh only partly. You don't 
 suppose I should have given you such a pipe as that merely 
 because it happened to be drugged? Scarcely! I gave it 
 you because I discovered from indisputable evidence, and 
 to my cost, that it was haunted." 
 
 "Haunted?" 
 
 " Yes, haunted. Good day." 
 
 He was gone again. I ran out of the room, and shouted 
 after him down the stairs. He was already at the bottom 
 of the flight. 
 
 " Tress! Come back! What do you mean by talking 
 such nonsense ? " 
 
 " Of course it's only nonsense. We know that that sort 
 of thing always is nonsense. But if you should have reason 
 to suppose that there is something in it besides nonsense, 
 you may think it worth your while to make inquiries of me. 
 But I won't have that pipe back again in my possession 
 on any terms mind that! " 
 
 The bang of the front door told me that he had gone 
 out into the street. I let him go. I laughed to myself 
 as I reentered the room. Haunted! That was not a bad 
 idea of his. I saw the whole position at a glance. The 
 truth of the matter was that he did regret his generosity, 
 and he was ready to go any lengths if he could only suc- 
 ceed in cajoling me into restoring his gift. He was aware 
 that I have views upon certain matters which are not 
 wholly in accordance with those which are popularly sup- 
 posed to be the views of the day, and particularly that on 
 the question of what are commonly called supernatural 
 visitations I have a standpoint of my own. Therefore, it 
 
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 was not a bad move on his part to try to make me be- 
 lieve that about the pipe on which he knew I had set my 
 heart there was something which could not be accounted 
 for by ordinary laws. Yet, as his own sense would have 
 told him it would do, if he had only allowed himself to 
 reflect for a moment, the move failed. Because I am not 
 yet so far gone as to suppose that a pipe, a thing of meer- 
 schaum and of amber, in the sense in which I understand 
 the word, could be haunted a pipe, a mere pipe. 
 
 " Hollo ! I thought the creature's legs were twined 
 right round the bowl ! " 
 
 I was holding the pipe in my hand, regarding it with the 
 affectionate eyes with which a connoisseur does regard a 
 curio, when I was induced to make this exclamation. I 
 was certainly under the impression that, when I first took 
 the pipe out of the box, two, if not three of the feelers 
 had been twined about the bowl twined tightly, so that 
 you could not see daylight between them and it. Now 
 they were almost entirely detached, only the tips touching 
 the meerschaum, and those particular feelers were gathered 
 up as though the creature were in the act of taking a spring. 
 Of course I was under a misapprehension: the feelers 
 couldn't have been twined; a moment before I should have 
 been ready to bet a thousand to one that they were. Still, 
 one does make mistakes, and very egregious mistakes, 
 at times. At the same time, I confess that when I saw that 
 dreadful-looking animal poised on the extreme edge of 
 the bowl, for all the world as though it were just going 
 to spring at me, I was a little startled. I remembered that 
 when I was smoking the pipe I did think I saw the uplifted 
 tentacle moving, as though it were reaching out to me. 
 And I had a clear recollection that just as I had been 
 sinking into that strange state of unconsciousness, I had 
 been under the impression that the creature was writhing 
 and twisting, as though it had suddenly become instinct 
 with life. Under the circumstances, these reflections were 
 not pleasant. I wished Tress had not talked that non- 
 sense about the thing being haunted. It was surely sufiV 
 
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 dent to know that it was drugged and poisonous, without 
 anything else. 
 
 I replaced it in the sandalwood box. I locked the box 
 in a cabinet. Quite apart from the question as to whether 
 that pipe was or was not haunted, I know it haunted me. 
 It was with me in a figurative which was worse than 
 actual sense all the day. Still worse, it was with me all 
 the night. It was with me in my dreams. Such dreams! 
 Possibly I had not yet wholly recovered from the effects 
 of that insidious drug, but, whether or no, it was very 
 wrong of Tress to set my thoughts into such a channel. 
 He knows that I am of a highly imaginative tempera- 
 ment, and that it is easier to get morbid thoughts into 
 my mind than to get them out again. Before that night 
 was through I wished very heartily that I had never seen 
 the pipe ! I woke from one nightmare to fall into another. 
 One dreadful dream was with me all the time of a hide- 
 ous, green reptile which advanced toward me out of some 
 awful darkness, slowly, inch by inch, until it clutched me 
 round the neck, and, gluing its lips to mine, sucked the 
 life's blood out of my veins as it embraced me with a 
 slimy kiss. Such dreams are not restful. I woke anything 
 but refreshed when the morning came. And when I got 
 up and dressed I felt that, on the whole, it would perhaps 
 have been better if I never had gone to bed. My nerves 
 were unstrung, and I had that generally tremulous feeling 
 which is, I believe, an inseparable companion of the more 
 advanced stages of dipsomania. I ate no breakfast. I am 
 no breakfast eater as a rule, but that morning I ate ab- 
 solutely nothing. 
 
 " If this sort of thing is to continue, I will let Tress have 
 his pipe again. He may have the laugh of me, but anything 
 is better than this." 
 
 It was with almost funereal forebodings that I went to 
 the cabinet in which I had placed the sandalwood box. But 
 when I opened it my feelings of gloom partially vanished. 
 Of what phantasies had I been guilty! It must have been 
 an entire delusion on my part to have supposed that those 
 
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 tentacula had ever been twined about the bowl. The crea- 
 ture was in exactly the same position in which I had left 
 it the day before as, of course, I knew it would be 
 poised, as if about to spring. I was telling myself how 
 foolish I had been to allow myself to dwell for a moment 
 on Tress's words, when Martin Brasher was shown in. 
 
 Brasher is an old friend of mine. We have a common 
 ground ghosts. Only we approach them from different 
 points of view. He takes the scientific psychological 
 inquiry side. He is always anxious to hear of a ghost, 
 so that he may have an opportunity of " showing it up." 
 
 " I've something in your line here," I observed, as he 
 came in. 
 
 " In my line? How so? Pm not pipe mad." 
 
 " No ; but you're ghost mad. And this is a haunted pipe." 
 
 " A haunted pipe ! I think you're rather more mad about 
 ghosts, my dear Pugh, than I am." 
 
 Then I told him all about it. He was deeply interested, 
 especially when I told him that the pipe was drugged. 
 But when I repeated Tress's words about its being haunted, 
 and mentioned my own delusion about the creature mov- 
 ing, he took a more serious view of the case than I had 
 expected he would do. 
 
 " I propose that we act on Tress's suggestion, and go and 
 make inquiries of him." 
 
 " But you don't really think that there is anything in it ? " 
 
 " On these subjects I never allow myself to think at all. 
 There are Tress's words, and there is your story. It is 
 agreed on all hands that the pipe has peculiar properties. 
 It seems to me that there is a sufficient case here to merit 
 inquiry." 
 
 He persuaded me. I went with him. The pipe, in the 
 sandalwood box, went too. Tress received us with a grin 
 a grin which was accentuated when I placed the sandal- 
 wood box on the table. 
 
 " You understand," he said, " that a gift is a gift. On 
 no terms will I consent to receive that pipe back in my 
 possession." 
 
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 I was rather nettled by his tone. 
 
 " You need be under no alarm. I have no intention of 
 suggesting anything of the kind." 
 
 " Our business here/' began Brasher I must own that 
 his manner is a little ponderous " is of a scientific, I may 
 say also, and at the same time, of a judicial nature. Our 
 object is the Pursuit of Truth and the Advancement of 
 Inquiry." 
 
 " Have you been trying another smoke ? " inquired Tress, 
 nodding his head toward me. 
 
 Before I had time to answer, Brasher went droning on : 
 
 " Our friend here tells me that you say this pipe is 
 haunted." 
 
 " I say it is haunted because it is haunted." 
 
 I looked at Tress. I half suspected that he was poking 
 fun at us. But he appeared to be serious enough. 
 
 " In these matters," remarked Brasher, as though he were 
 giving utterance to a new and important truth, " there is 
 a scientific and nonscientific method of inquiry. The scien- 
 tific method is to begin at the beginning. May I ask how 
 this pipe came into your possession ? " 
 
 Tress paused before he answered. 
 
 " You may ask." He paused again. " Oh, you certainly 
 may ask. But it doesn't follow that I shall tell you." 
 
 " Surely your object, like ours, can be but the Spreading 
 About of the Truth?" 
 
 " I don't see it at all. It is possible to imagine a case 
 in which the spreading about of the truth might make me 
 look a little awkward." 
 
 " Indeed ! " Brasher pursed up his lips. " Your words 
 would almost lead one to suppose that there was something 
 about your method of acquiring the pipe which you have 
 good and weighty reasons for concealing." 
 
 " I don't know why I should conceal the thing from 
 you. I don't suppose either of you is any better than 
 I am. I don't mind telling you how I got the pipe. I 
 stole it." 
 
 " Stole it!" 
 
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The Pipe 
 
 Brasher seemed both amazed and shocked. But I, who 
 had previous experience of Tress's methods of adding to 
 his collection, was not at all surprised. Some of the pipes 
 which he calls his, if only the whole truth about them were 
 publicly known, would send him to jail. 
 
 " That's nothing!" he continued. "All collectors steal! 
 The eighth commandment was not intended to apply to 
 them. Why, Pugh there has ' conveyed ' three fourths of 
 the pipes which he flatters himself are his." 
 
 I was so dumfoundered by the charge that it took my 
 breath away. I sat in astounded silence. Tress went rav- 
 ing on: 
 
 " I was so shy of this particular pipe when I had obtained 
 it, that I put it away for quite three months. When I took 
 it out to have a look at it something about the thing so 
 tickled me that I resolved to smoke it. Owing to peculiar 
 circumstances attending the manner in which the thing 
 came into my possession, and on which I need not dwell 
 you don't like to dwell on those sort of things, do you, 
 Pugh? I knew really nothing about the pipe. As was 
 the case with Pugh, one peculiarity I learned from actual 
 experience. It was also from actual experience that I 
 learned that the thing was well, I said haunted, but you 
 may use any other word you like." 
 
 " Tell us, as briefly as possible, what it was you really 
 did discover." 
 
 " Take the pipe out of the box ! " Brasher took the pipe 
 out of the box and held it in his hand. "You see that 
 creature on it. Well, when I first had it it was underneath 
 the pipe." 
 
 " How do you mean that it was underneath the pipe ? " 
 
 " It was bunched together underneath the stem, just at 
 the end of the mouthpiece, in the same way in which a fly 
 might be suspended from the ceiling. When I began to 
 smoke the pipe I saw the creature move." 
 
 " But I thought that unconsciousness immediately fol- 
 lowed." 
 
 " It did follow, but not before I saw that the thing was 
 
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 moving. It was because I thought that I had been, in a 
 way, a victim of delirium that I tried the second smoke. 
 Suspecting that the thing was drugged I swallowed what 
 I believed would prove a powerful antidote. It enabled me 
 to resist the influence of the narcotic much longer than be- 
 fore, and while I still retained my senses I saw the creature 
 crawl along under the stem and over the bowl. It was 
 that sight, I believe, as much as anything else, which sent 
 me silly. When I came to I then and there decided to pre- 
 sent the pipe to Pugh. There is one more thing I would 
 remark. When the pipe left me the creature's legs were 
 twined about the bowl. Now they are withdrawn. Pos- 
 sibly you, Pugh, are able to cap my story with a little one 
 which is all your own." 
 
 " I certainly did imagine that I saw the creature move. 
 But I supposed that while I was under the influence of the 
 drug imagination had played me a trick." 
 
 " Not a bit of it ! Depend upon it, the beast is bewitched. 
 Even to my eye it looks as though it were, and to a trained 
 eye like yours, Pugh! You've been looking for the devil 
 a long time, and you've got him at last." 
 
 " I I wish you wouldn't make those remarks, Tress. 
 They jar on me." 
 
 " I confess," interpolated Brasher I noticed that he had 
 put the pipe down on the table as though he were tired of 
 holding it " that, to my thinking, such remarks are not 
 appropriate. At the same time what you have told us is, 
 I am bound to allow, a little curious. But of course what 
 I require is ocular demonstration. I haven't seen the move- 
 ment myself." 
 
 " No, but you very soon will do if you care to have a 
 pull at the pipe on your own account. Do, Brasher, to 
 oblige me ! There's a dear ! " 
 
 " It appears, then, that the movement is only observable 
 when the pipe is smoked. We have at least arrived at 
 step No. i." 
 
 " Here's a match, Brasher ! Light up, and we shall have 
 arrived at step No. 2." 
 
The Pipe 
 
 Tress lit a match and held it out to Brasher. Brasher 
 retreated from its neighborhood. 
 
 " Thank you, Mr. Tress, I am no smoker, as you are 
 aware. And I have no desire to acquire the art of smoking 
 by means of a poisoned pipe." 
 
 Tress laughed. He blew out the match and threw it into 
 the grate. 
 
 " Then I tell you what I'll do I'll have up Bob." 
 
 "Bob why Bob?" 
 
 " Bob " whose real name was Robert Haines, though I 
 should think he must have forgotten the fact, so seldom was 
 he addressed by it was Tress's servant. He had been an 
 old soldier, and had accompanied his master when he left 
 the service. He was as depraved a character as Tress him- 
 self. I am not sure even that he was not worse than his 
 master. I shall never forget how he once behaved toward 
 myself. He actually had the assurance to accuse me of 
 attempting to steal the Wardour Street relic which Tress 
 fondly deludes himself was once the property of Sir Walter 
 Raleigh. The truth is that I had slipped it with my hand- 
 kerchief into my pocket in a fit of absence of mind. A man 
 who could accuse me of such a thing would be guilty of 
 anything. I was therefore quite at one with Brasher when 
 he asked what Bob could possibly be wanted for. Tress 
 explained. 
 
 " I'll get him to smoke the pipe," he said. 
 
 Brasher and I exchanged glances, but we refrained from 
 speech. 
 
 " It won't do him any harm," said Tress. 
 
 " What not a poisoned pipe ? " asked Brasher. 
 
 " It's not poisoned it's only drugged." 
 
 "Only drugged!" 
 
 " Nothing hurts Bob. He is like an ostrich. He has 
 digestive organs which are peculiarly his own. It will only 
 serve him as it served me and Pugh it will knock him 
 over. It is all done in the Pursuit of Truth and for the 
 Advancement of Inquiry." 
 
 I could see that Brasher did not altogether like the tone 
 
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 in which Tress repeated his words. As for me, it was not 
 to be supposed that I should put myself out in a matter which 
 in no way concerned me. If Tress chose to poison the man, 
 it was his affair, not mine. He went to the door and 
 shouted : 
 
 " Bob ! Come here, you scoundrel ! " 
 
 That is the way in which he speaks to him. No really 
 'decent servant would stand it. I shouldn't care to address 
 Nalder, my servant, in such a way. He would give me 
 notice on the spot. Bob came in. He is a great hulking 
 fellow who is always on the grin. Tress had a decanter of 
 brandy in his hand. He filled a tumbler with the neat spirit. 
 
 " Bob, what would you say to a glassful of brandy the 
 real thing my boy ? " 
 
 " Thank you, sir." 
 
 " And what would you say to a pull at a pipe when the 
 brandy is drunk ! " 
 
 " A pipe ? " The fellow is sharp enough when he likes. 
 I saw him look at the pipe upon the table, and then at us, 
 and then a gleam of intelligence came into his eyes. " I'd 
 do it for a dollar, sir." 
 
 "A dollar, you thief?" 
 
 " I meant ten shillings, sir." 
 
 "Ten shillings, you brazen vagabond?" 
 
 " I should have said a pound." 
 
 " A pound ! Was ever the like of that ! Do I understand 
 you to ask a pound for taking a pull at your master's pipe ? " 
 
 " I'm thinking that I'll have to make it two." 
 
 " The deuce you are ! Here, Pugh, lend me a pound." 
 
 " I'm afraid I've left my purse behind." 
 
 " Then lend me ten shillings Ananias ! " 
 
 " I doubt if I have more than five." 
 
 " Then give me the five. And, Brasher, lend me the other 
 fifteen." 
 
 Brasher lent him the fifteen. I doubt if we shall either 
 of us ever see our money again. He handed the pound to 
 Bob. 
 
 " Here's the brandy drink it up ! " Bob drank it with- 
 
The Pipe 
 
 out a word, draining the glass of every drop. " And here's 
 the pipe." 
 
 " Is it poisoned, sir ? " 
 
 " Poisoned, you villain ! What do you mean ? " 
 
 " It isn't the first time I've seen your tricks, sir is it 
 now ? And you're not the one to give a pound for nothing 
 at all. If it kills me you'll send my body to my mother 
 she'd like to know that I was dead." 
 
 " Send your body to your grandmother ! You idiot, sit 
 down and smoke ! " 
 
 Bob sat down. Tress had filled the pipe, and handed it, 
 with a lighted match, to Bob. The fellow declined the 
 match. He handled the pipe very gingerly, turning it over 
 and over, eying it with all his eyes. 
 
 " Thank you, sir I'll light up myself if it's the same to 
 you. I carry matches of my own. It's a beautiful pipe, 
 entirely. I never see the like of it for ugliness. And what's 
 the slimy-looking varmint that looks as though it would like 
 to have my life ? Is it living, or is it dead ? " 
 
 " Come, we don't want to sit here all day, my man ! " 
 
 " Well, sir, the look of this here pipe has quite upset my 
 stomach. I'd like another drop of liquor, if it's the same 
 to you." 
 
 " Another drop ! Why, you've had a tumblerful already ! 
 Here's another tumblerful to put on top of that. You won't 
 want the pipe to kill you you'll be killed before you get 
 to it." 
 
 " And isn't it better to die a natural death? " 
 
 Bob emptied the second tumbler of brandy as though it 
 were water. I believe he would empty a hogshead without 
 turning a hair! Then he gave another look at the pipe. 
 Then, taking a match from his waistcoat pocket, he drew 
 a long breath, as though he were resigning himself to fate. 
 Striking the match on the seat of his trousers, while, shaded 
 by his hand, the flame was gathering strength, he looked at 
 each of us in turn. When he looked at Tress I distinctly 
 saw him wink his eye. What my feelings would have been 
 if a servant of mine had winked his eye at me I am unable 
 
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 to imagine ! The match was applied to the tobacco, a puff 
 of smoke came through his lips the pipe was alight! 
 
 During this process of lighting the pipe we had sat I 
 do not wish to use exaggerated language, but we had sat 
 and watched that alcoholic scamp's proceedings as though 
 we were witnessing an action which would leave its mark 
 upon the age. When we saw the pipe was lighted we gave 
 a simultaneous start. Brasher put his hands under his coat 
 tails and gave a kind of hop. I raised myself a good six 
 inches from my chair, and Tress rubbed his palms together 
 with a chuckle. Bob alone was calm. 
 
 " Now," cried Tress, " you'll see the devil moving." 
 
 Bob took the pipe from between his lips. 
 
 "See what?" he said. 
 
 " Bob, you rascal, put that pipe back into your mouth, 
 and smoke it for your life ! " 
 
 Bob was eying the pipe askance. 
 
 " I dare say, but what I want to know is whether this 
 here varmint's dead or whether he isn't. I don't want to 
 have him flying at my nose and he looks vicious enough 
 for anything." 
 
 " Give me back that pound, you thief, and get out of my 
 house, and bundle." 
 
 " I ain't going to give you back no pound." 
 
 " Then smoke that pipe ! " 
 
 " I am smoking it, ain't I ? " 
 
 With the utmost deliberation Bob returned the pipe to 
 his mouth. He emitted another whiff or two of smoke. 
 
 " Now now! " cried Tress, all excitement, and wagging 
 his hand in the air. 
 
 We gathered round. As we did so Bob again withdrew 
 the pipe. 
 
 " What is the meaning of all this here ? I ain't going 
 to have you playing none of your larks on me. I know 
 there's something up, but I ain't going to throw my life 
 away for twenty shillings not quite I ain't." 
 
 Tress, whose temper is not at any time one of the best, 
 was seized with quite a spasm of rage. 
 
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 "As I live, my lad, if you try to cheat me by taking 
 that pipe from between your lips until I tell you, you 
 leave this room that instant, never again to be a servant 
 of mine." 
 
 I presume the fellow knew from long experience when 
 his master meant what he said, and when he didn't. With- 
 out an attempt at remonstrance he replaced the pipe. He 
 continued stolidly to puff away. Tress caught me by the 
 arm. 
 
 " What did I tell you? There there! That tentacle is 
 moving/' 
 
 The uplifted tentacle was moving. It was doing what I 
 had seen it do, as I supposed, in my distorted imagination 
 it was reaching forward. Undoubtedly Bob saw what it 
 was doing; but, whether in obedience to his master's com- 
 mands, or whether because the drug was already beginning 
 to take effect, he made no movement to withdraw the pipe. 
 He watched the slowly advancing tentacle, coming closer 
 and closer toward his nose, with an expression of such in- 
 tense horror on his countenance that it became quite shock- 
 ing. Farther and farther the creature reached forward, 
 until on a sudden, with a sort of jerk, the movement as- 
 sumed a downward direction, and the tentacle was slowly 
 lowered until the tip rested on the stem of the pipe. For a 
 moment the creature remained motionless. I was quieting 
 my nerves with the reflection that this thing was but some 
 trick of the carver's art, and that what we had seen we had 
 seen in a sort of nightmare, when the whole hideous rep- 
 tile was seized with what seemed to be a fit of convulsive 
 shuddering. It seemed to be in agony. It trembled so vio- 
 lently that I expected to see it loosen its hold of the stem 
 and fall to the ground. I was sufficiently master of myself 
 to steal a glance at Bob. We had had an inkling of what 
 might happen. He was wholly unprepared. As he saw 
 that dreadful, human-looking creature, coming to life, as 
 it seemed, within an inch or two of his nose, his eyes 
 dilated to twice their usual size. I hoped, for his sake, 
 that unconsciousness would supervene A tiirough the action 
 
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 of the drug, before through sheer fright his senses left him. 
 Perhaps mechanically he puffed steadily on. 
 
 The creature's shuddering became more violent. It ap- 
 peared to swell before our eyes. Then, just as suddenly 
 as it began, the shuddering ceased. There was another in- 
 stant of quiescence. Then the creature began to crawl 
 along the stem of the pipe ! It moved with marvelous cau- 
 tion, the merest fraction of an inch at a time. But still 
 it moved! Our eyes were riveted on it with a fascination 
 which was absolutely nauseous. I am unpleasantly affected 
 even as I think of it now. My dreams of the night before 
 had been nothing to this. 
 
 Slowly, slowly, it went, nearer and nearer to the smoker's 
 nose. Its mode of progression was in the highest degree 
 unsightly. It glided, never, so far as I could see, removing 
 its tentacles from the stem of the pipe. It slipped its hind- 
 most feelers onward until they came up to those which were 
 in advance. Then, in their turn, it advanced those which 
 were in front. It seemed, too, to move with the utmost 
 labor, shuddering as though it were in pain. 
 
 We were all, for our parts, speechless. I was momen- 
 tarily hoping that the drug would take effect on Bob. 
 Either his constitution enabled him to offer a strong re- 
 sistance to narcotics, or else the large quantity of neat spirit 
 which he had drunk acted as Tress had malevolently in- 
 tended that it should as an antidote. It seemed to me 
 that he would never succumb. On went the creature on, 
 and on, in its infinitesimal progression. I was spellbound. 
 I would have given the world to scream, to have been able 
 to utter a sound. I could do nothing else but watch. 
 
 The creature had reached the end of the stem. It had 
 gained the amber mouthpiece. It was within an inch of 
 the smoker's nose. Still on it went. It seemed to move 
 with greater freedom on the amber. It increased its rate 
 of progress. It was actually touching the foremost feature 
 on the smoker's countenance. I expected to see it grip the 
 wretched Bob, when it began to oscillate from side to side. 
 Its oscillations increased in violence. It fell to the floor, 
 
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 That same instant the narcotic prevailed. Bob slipped side- 
 ways from the chair, the pipe still held tightly between his 
 rigid jaws. 
 
 We were silent. There lay Bob. Close beside him lay 
 the creature. A few more inches to the left, and he would 
 have fallen on and squashed it flat. It had fallen on its 
 back. Its feelers were extended upward. They were 
 writhing and twisting and turning in the air. 
 
 Tress was the first to speak. 
 
 " I think a little brandy won't be amiss." Emptying the 
 remainder of the brandy into a glass, he swallowed it at 
 a draught. " Now for a closer examination of our friend." 
 Taking a pair of tongs from the grate he nipped the crea- 
 ture between them. He deposited it upon the table. " I 
 rather fancy that this is a case for dissection." 
 
 He took a penknife from his waistcoat pocket. Opening 
 the large blade, he thrust its point into the object on the 
 table. Little or no resistance seemed to be offered to the 
 passage of the blade, but as it was inserted the tentacula 
 simultaneously began to writhe and twist. Tress withdrew 
 the knife. 
 
 " I thought so ! " He held the blade out for our inspec- 
 tion. The point was covered with some viscid-looking mat- 
 ter. " That's blood ! The thing's alive ! " 
 
 "Alive!" 
 
 " Alive ! That's the secret of the whole performance ! " 
 
 But " 
 
 " But me no buts, my Pugh ! The mystery's exploded I 
 One more ghost is lost to the world! The person from 
 whom I obtained that pipe was an Indian juggler up to 
 many tricks of the trade. He, or some one for him, got 
 hold of this sweet thing in reptiles and a sweeter thing 
 would, I imagine, be hard to find and covered it with 
 some preparation of, possibly, gum arabic. He allowed this 
 to harden. Then he stuck the thing still living, for those 
 sort of gentry are hard to kill to the pipe. The conse- 
 quence was that when anyone lit up, the warmth was 
 communicated to the adhesive agent again some prepara- 
 
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 tion of gum, no doubt it moistened it, and the creature, 
 with infinite difficulty, was able to move. But I am open to 
 lay odds with any gentleman of sporting tastes that this 
 time the creature's traveling days are done. It has given 
 me rather a larger taste of the horrors than is good for my 
 digestion." 
 
 With the aid of the tongs he removed the creature from 
 the table. He placed it on the hearth. Before Brasher or 
 I had a notion of what it was he intended to do he covered 
 it with a heavy marble paper weight. Then he stood upon 
 the weight, and between the marble and the hearth he 
 ground the creature flat. 
 
 While the execution was still proceeding, Bob sat up 
 upon the floor. 
 
 " Hollo! " he asked, " what's happened? " 
 
 "We've emptied the bottle, Bob," said Tress. "But 
 there's another where that came from. Perhaps you could 
 drink another tumblerful, my boy ? " 
 
 Bob drank it! 
 
 FOOTNOTE 
 
 "Those gentry are hard to kill." Here is fact, not fantasy. 
 Lizard yarns no less sensational than this Mystery Story can be 
 found between the covers of solemn, zoological textbooks. 
 
 Reptiles, indeed, are far from finicky in the matters of air, space, 
 and especially warmth. Frogs and other such sluggish-blooded 
 creatures have lived after being frozen fast in ice. Their blood is 
 little warmer than air or water, enjoying no extra casing of fur of 
 feathers. 
 
 Air and food seem held in light esteem by lizards. Their blood 
 need not be highly oxygenated; it nourishes just as well when im- 
 pure. In temperate climes lizards lie torpid and buried all winter; 
 some species of the tropic deserts sleep peacefully all summer. 
 Their anatomy includes no means for the continuous introduction 
 and expulsion of air; reptilian lungs are little more than closed sacs, 
 without cell structure. 
 
 If any further zoological fact were needed to verify the ddnoue- 
 ment of "The Pipe," it might be the general statement that lizards 
 are abnormal brutes anyhow. Consider the chameleons of un- 
 settled hue. And what is one to think of an animal which, when 
 captured by the tail, is able to make its escape by willfully shuffling 
 off that appendage ? EDITOR. 
 
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 The Puzzle 
 I 
 
 PUGH came into my room holding something wrapped 
 in a piece of brown paper. 
 
 " Tress, I have brought you something on which you 
 may exercise your ingenuity." He began, with exasperat- 
 ing deliberation, to untie the string which bound his par- 
 cel ; he is one of those persons who would not cut a knot 
 to save their lives. The process occupied him the better 
 part of a quarter of an hour. Then he held out the con- 
 tents of the paper. 
 
 "What do you think of that?" he asked. I thought 
 nothing of it, and I told him so. " I was prepared for 
 that confession. I have noticed, Tress, that you gener- 
 ally do think nothing of an article which really deserves 
 the attention of a truly thoughtful mind. Possibly, as you 
 think so little of it, you will be able to solve the puzzle/* 
 
 I took what he held out to me. It was an oblong box, 
 perhaps seven inches long by three inches broad. 
 
 " Where's the puzzle? " I asked. 
 
 " If you will examine the lid of the box, you will see." 
 
 I turned it over and over; it was difficult to see which 
 was the lid. Then I perceived that on one side were 
 printed these words: 
 
 The words were so faintly printed that it was not sur- 
 prising that I had not noticed them at first. Pugh ex- 
 plained. 
 
 " I observed that box on a tray outside a second-hand 
 furniture shop. It struck my eye. I took it up. I ex- 
 amined it. I inquired of the proprietor of the shop in 
 what the puzzle lay. He replied that that was more than 
 he could tell me. He himself had made several attempts 
 
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 to open the box, and all of them had failed. I purchased 
 it. I took it home. I have tried, and I have failed. I 
 am aware, Tress, of how you pride yourself upon your in- 
 genuity. I cannot doubt that, if you try, you will not 
 fail." 
 
 While Pugh was prosing, I was examining the box. It 
 was at least well made. It weighed certainly under two 
 ounces. I struck it with my knuckles ; it sounded hollow. 
 There was no hinge ; nothing of any kind to show that it 
 ever had been opened, or, for the matter of that, that it 
 ever could be opened. The more I examined the thing, 
 the more it whetted my curiosity. That it could be opened, 
 and in some ingenious manner, I made no doubt but 
 how? 
 
 The box was not a new one. At a rough guess I should 
 say that it had been a box for a good half century; there 
 were certain signs of age about it which could not escape 
 a practiced eye. Had it remained unopened all that time ? 
 When opened, what would be found inside? It sounded 
 hollow; probably nothing at all who could tell? 
 
 It was formed of small pieces of inlaid wood. Several 
 woods had been used; some of them were strange to me. 
 They were of different colors; it was pretty obvious that 
 they must all of them have been hard woods. The pieces 
 were of various shapes hexagonal, octagonal, triangular, 
 square, oblong, and even circular. The process of inlay- 
 ing them had been beautifully done. So nicely had the 
 parts been joined that the lines of meeting were difficult 
 to discover with the naked eye; they had been joined solid, 
 so to speak. It was an excellent example of marquetry. 
 I had been over-hasty in my deprecation ; I owed as much 
 to Pugh. 
 
 " This box of yours is better worth looking at than I 
 first supposed. Is it to be sold ? " 
 
 " No, it is not to be sold. Nor " he " fixed " me with 
 his spectacles " is it to be given away. I have brought 
 it to you for the simple purpose of ascertaining if you have 
 ingenuity enough to open it." 
 
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 " I will engage to open it in two seconds with a 
 hammer." 
 
 " I dare say. / will open it with a hammer. The thing 
 is to open it without." 
 
 " Let me see." I began, with the aid of a microscope, 
 to examine the box more closely. " I will give you one 
 piece of information, Pugh. Unless I am mistaken, the 
 secret lies in one of these little pieces of inlaid wood. You 
 push it, or you press it, or something, and the whole affair 
 flies open." 
 
 " Such was my own first conviction. I am not so sure 
 of it now. I have pressed every separate piece of wood; 
 I have tried to move each piece in every direction. No 
 result has followed. My theory was a hidden spring." 
 
 " But there must be a hidden spring of some sort, un- 
 less you are to open it by a mere exercise of force. I 
 suppose the box is empty." 
 
 " I thought it was at first, but now I am not so sure 
 of that either. It all depends on the position in which 
 you hold it. Hold it in this position like this close to 
 your ear. Have you a small hammer ? " I took a small 
 hammer. "Tap it softly, with the hammer. Don't you 
 notice a sort of reverberation within ? " 
 
 Pugh was right, there certainly was something within; 
 something which seemed to echo back my tapping, almost 
 as if it were a living thing. I mentioned this to Pugh. 
 
 " But you don't think that there is something alive in- 
 side the box? There can't be. The box must be air- 
 tight, probably as much air-tight as an exhausted receiver." 
 
 " How do we know that ? How can we tell that no 
 minute interstices have been left for the express purpose 
 of ventilation ? " I continued tapping with the hammer. I 
 noticed one peculiarity, that it was only when I held the 
 box in a particular position, and tapped at a certain spot", 
 there came the answering taps from within. " I tell you 
 what it is, Pugh, what I hear is the reverberation of some 
 machinery." 
 
 "Do you think so?" 
 
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 " I'm sure of it." 
 
 " Give the box to me." Pugh put the box to his ear. 
 He tapped. " It sounds to me like the echoing tick, tick of 
 some great beetle; like the sort of noise which a death- 
 watch makes, you know." 
 
 Trust Pugh to find a remarkable explanation for a sim- 
 ,ple fact; if the explanation leans toward the supernatural, 
 so much the more satisfactory to Pugh. I knew better. 
 
 " The sound which you hear is merely the throbbing or 
 the trembling of the mechanism with which it is intended 
 that the box should be opened. The mechanism is placed 
 just where you are tapping it with the hammer. Every 
 tap causes it to jar." 
 
 " It sounds to me like the ticking of a deathwatch. 
 However, on such subjects, Tress, I know what you are." 
 
 " My dear Pugh, give it an extra hard tap, and you 
 will see." 
 
 He gave it an extra hard tap. The moment he had done 
 so, he started. 
 
 " I've done it now." 
 
 "What have you done?" 
 
 " Broken something, I fancy." He listened intently, 
 with his ear to the box. " No it seems all right. And 
 yet I could have sworn I had damaged something; I heard 
 it smash." 
 
 " Give me the box." He gave it me. In my turn, I 
 listened. I shook the box. Pugh must have been mis- 
 taken. Nothing rattled; there was not a sound; the box 
 was as empty as before. I gave a smart tap with the 
 liammer, as Pugh had done. Then there certainly was a 
 curious sound. To my ear, it sounded like the smash- 
 ing of glass. " I wonder if there is anything fragile in- 
 side your precious puzzle, Pugh, and, if so, if we are 
 shivering it by degrees ? " 
 
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 II 
 
 "WHAT is that noise?" 
 
 I lay in bed in that curious condition which is between 
 sleep and waking. When, at last, I knew that I was awake, 
 I asked myself what it was that had woke me. Suddenly 
 I became conscious that something was making itself 
 audible in the silence of the night. For some seconds I 
 lay and listened. Then I sat up in bed. 
 
 " What is that noise?" 
 
 It was like the tick, tick of some large and unusually 
 clear-toned clock. It might have been a clock, had it 
 not been that the sound was varied, every half dozen ticks 
 or so, by a sort of stifled screech, such as might have been 
 uttered by some small creature in an extremity of an- 
 guish. I got out of bed; it was ridiculous to think of 
 sleep during the continuation of that uncanny shrieking. 
 I struck a light. The sound seemed to come from the 
 neighborhood of my dressing-table. I went to the dressing- 
 table, the lighted match in my hand, and, as I did so, my 
 eyes fell on Pugh's mysterious box. That same instant 
 there issued, from the bowels of the box, a more uncom- 
 fortable screech than any I had previously heard. It took 
 me so completely by surprise that I let the match fall from 
 my hand to the floor. The room was in darkness. I stood, 
 I will not say trembling, listening considering their vol- 
 ume to the eeriest shrieks I ever heard. All at once they 
 ceased. Then came the tick, tick, tick again. I struck 
 another match and lit the gas. 
 
 Pugh had left his puzzle box behind him. We had done 
 all we could, together, to solve the puzzle. He had left it 
 behind to see what I could do with it alone. So much had 
 it engrossed my attention that I had even brought it inta 
 my bedroom, in order that I might, before retiring to rest, 
 make a final attempt at the solution of the mystery. Now 
 what possessed the thing? 
 
 As I stood, and looked, and listened, one thing began 
 
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 to be clear to me, that some sort of machinery had been 
 set in motion inside the box. How it had been set in 
 motion was another matter. But the box had been sub- 
 jected to so much handling, to such pressing and such 
 hammering, that it was not strange if, after all, Pugh or 
 I had unconsciously hit upon the spring which set the 
 whole thing going. Possibly the mechanism had got so 
 rusty that it had refused to act at once. It had hung fire, 
 and only after some hours had something or other set the 
 imprisoned motive power free. 
 
 But what about the screeching? Could there be some 
 living creature concealed within the box? Was I listening 
 to the cries of some small animal in agony ? Momentary 
 reflection suggested that the explanation of the one thing 
 was the explanation of the other. Rust ! there was the 
 mystery. The same rust which had prevented the mech- 
 anism from acting at once was causing the screeching 
 now. The uncanny sounds were caused by nothing more 
 nor less than the want of a drop or two of oil. Such 
 an explanation would not have satisfied Pugh, it satis- 
 fied me. 
 
 Picking up the box, I placed it to my ear. 
 
 " I wonder how long this little performance is going to 
 continue. And what is going to happen when it is good 
 enough to cease ? I hope " an uncomfortable thought oc- 
 curred to me " I hope Pugh hasn't picked up some 
 pleasant little novelty in the way of an infernal machine. 
 It would be a first-rate joke if he and I had been en- 
 deavoring to solve the puzzle of how to set it going." 
 
 I don't mind owning that as this reflection crossed my 
 mind I replaced Pugh's puzzle on the dressing-table. The 
 idea did not commend itself to me at all. The box evi- 
 dently contained some curious mechanism. It might be 
 more curious than comfortable. Possibly some agreeable 
 little device in clockwork. The tick, tick, tick suggested 
 clockwork which had been planned to go a certain time, 
 and then then, for all I knew, ignite an explosive, and 
 blow up. It would be a charming solution to the puzzle 
 
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 if it were to explode while I stood there, in my night- 
 shirt, looking on. It is true that the box weighed very 
 little. Probably, as I have said, the whole affair would 
 not have turned the scale at a couple of ounces. But 
 then its very lightness might have been part of the in- 
 genious inventor's little game. There are explosives with 
 which one can work a very satisfactory amount of damage 
 with considerably less than a couple of ounces. 
 
 While I was hesitating I own it ! whether I had not 
 better immerse Pugh's puzzle in a can of water, or throw 
 it out of the window, or call down Bob with a request 
 to at once remove it to his apartment, both the tick, tick, 
 tick, and the screeching ceased, and all within the box was 
 still. If it was going to explode, it was now or never. 
 Instinctively I moved in the direction of the door. 
 
 I waited with a certain sense of anxiety. I waited in 
 vain. Nothing happened, not even a renewal of the sound. 
 
 " I wish Pugh had kept his precious puzzle at home. 
 This sort of thing tries one's nerves." 
 
 When I thought that I perceived that nothing seemed 
 likely to happen, I returned to the neighborhood of the 
 table. I looked at the box askance. I took it up gingerly. 
 Something might go off at any moment for all I knew. 
 It would be too much of a joke if Pugh's precious puzzle 
 exploded in my hand. I shook it doubtfully; nothing 
 rattled. I held it to my ear. There was not a sound. 
 What had taken place? Had the clockwork run down, 
 and was the machine arranged with such a diabolical in- 
 genuity that a certain interval was required, after the clock- 
 work had run down, before an explosion could occur ? Or 
 had rust caused the mechanism to again hang fire ? 
 
 "After making all that commotion the thing might at 
 least come open." I banged the box viciously against the 
 corner of the table. I felt that I would almost rather that 
 an explosion should take place than that nothing should 
 occur. One does not care to be disturbed from one's 
 sound slumber in the small hours of the morning for a 
 trifle. 
 
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 " I've half a mind to get a hammer, and try, as they, 
 say in the cookery books, another way." 
 
 Unfortunately I had promised Pugh to abstain from 
 using force. I might have shivered the box open with my 
 hammer, and then explained that it had fallen, or got trod 
 upon, or sat upon, or something, and so got shattered, 
 only I was afraid that Pugh would not believe me. The 
 man is himself such an untruthful man that he is in a 
 chronic state of suspicion about the truthfulness of others. 
 
 " Well, if you're not going to blow up, or open, or some- 
 thing, I'll say good night." 
 
 I gave the box a final rap with my knuckles and a final 
 shake, replaced it on the table, put out the gas, and re- 
 turned to bed. 
 
 I was just sinking again into slumber, when that box 
 began again. It was true that Pugh had purchased the 
 puzzle, but it was evident that the whole enjoyment of the 
 purchase was destined to be mine. It was useless to think 
 of sleep while that performance was going on. I sat up 
 in bed once more. 
 
 " It strikes me that the puzzle consists in finding out 
 how it is possible to go to sleep with Pugh's purchase in 
 your bedroom. This is far better than the old-fashioned 
 prescription of cats on the tiles." 
 
 It struck me the noise was distinctly louder than before ; 
 this applied both to the tick, tick, tick, and the screeching. 
 
 " Possibly," I told myself, as I relighted the gas, " the 
 explosion is to come off this time." 
 
 I turned to look at the box. There could be no doubt 
 about it ; the noise was louder. And, if I could trust my 
 eyes, the box was moving giving a series of little jumps. 
 This might have been an optical delusion, but it seemed 
 to me that at each tick the box gave a little bound. * Dur- 
 ing the screeches which sounded more like the cries of 
 an animal in an agony of pain even than before if it did 
 not tilt itself first on one end, and then on another, I shall 
 never be willing to trust the evidence of my own eyes 
 again. And surely the box had increased in size ; I could 
 
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 have sworn not only that it had increased, but that it was 
 increasing, even as I stood there looking on. It had 
 grown, and still was growing, both broader, and longer, 
 and deeper. Pugh, of course, wouM have attributed it to 
 supernatural agency; there never was a man with such a 
 nose for a ghost. I could picture him occupying my posi- 
 tion, shivering in his nightshirt, as he beheld that miracle 
 taking place before his eyes. The solution which at once 
 suggested itself to me and which would never have sug- 
 gested itself to Pugh ! was that the box was fashioned, 
 as it were, in layers, and that the ingenious mechanism it 
 contained was forcing the sides at once both upward and 
 outward. I took it in my hand. I could feel something 
 striking against the bottom of the box, like the tap, tap, 
 tapping of a tiny hammer. 
 
 " This is a pretty puzzle of Pugh's. He would say that 
 that is the tapping of a deathwatch. For my part I have 
 not much faith in deathwatches, et hoc genus omne, but 
 it certainly is a curious tapping; I wonder what is going 
 to happen next ? " 
 
 Apparently nothing, except a continuation of those mys- 
 terious sounds. That the box had increased in size I had, 
 and have, no doubt whatever. I should say that it had 
 increased a good inch in every direction, at least half an 
 inch while I had been looking on. But while I stood 
 looking its growth was suddenly and perceptibly stayed; 
 it ceased to move. Only the noise continued. 
 
 " I wonder how long it will be before anything worth 
 happening does happen ! I suppose something is going 
 to happen; there can't be all this to-do for nothing. If 
 it is anything in the infernal machine line, and there is 
 going* to be an explosion, I might as well be here to see 
 it. I think I'll have a pipe." 
 
 I put on my dressing-gown. I lit my pipe. I sat and 
 stared at the box. I dare say I sat there for quite twenty 
 minutes when, as before, without any sort of warning, the 
 sound was stilled. Its sudden cessation rather startled me. 
 
 " Has the mechanism again hung fire ? Or, this time, is 
 
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 the explosion coming off ? " It did not come off ; noth- 
 ing came off. " Isn't the box even going to open ? " 
 
 It did not open. There was simply silence all at once, 
 and that was all. I sat there in expectation for some mo- 
 ments longer. But I sat for nothing. I rose. I took the 
 box in my hand. I shook it. 
 
 " This puzzle is a puzzle." I held the box first to one 
 ear, then to the other. I gave it several sharp raps with my 
 knuckles. There was not an answering sound, not even 
 the sort of reverberation which Pugh and I had noticed at 
 first. It seemed hollower than ever. It was as though the 
 soul of the box was dead. " I suppose if I put you down, 
 and extinguish the gas and return to bed, in about half an 
 hour or so, just as I am dropping off to sleep, the per- 
 formance will be recommenced. Perhaps the third time 
 will be lucky." 
 
 But I was mistaken there was no third time. When I 
 returned to bed that time I returned to sleep, and I was 
 allowed to sleep; there was no continuation of the per- 
 formance, at least so far as I know. For no sooner was I 
 once more between the sheets than I was seized with an 
 irresistible drowsiness, a drowsiness which so mastered me 
 that I I imagine it must have been instantly sank into 
 slumber which lasted till long after day had dawned. 
 Whether or not any more mysterious sounds issued from 
 the bowels of Pugh's puzzle is more than I can tell. If 
 they did, they did not succeed in rousing me. 
 
 And yet, when at last I did awake, I had a sort of con- 
 sciousness that my waking had been caused by something 
 strange. What it was I could not surmise. My own im- 
 pression was that I had been awakened by the touch of a 
 person's hand. But that impression must have been a mis- 
 taken one, because, as I could easily see by looking round 
 the room, there was no one in the room to touch me. 
 
 It was broad daylight. I looked at my watch; it was 
 nearly eleven o'clock. I am a pretty late sleeper as a rule, 
 but I do not usually sleep as late as that. That scoundrel 
 Bob would let me sleep all day without thinking it neces- 
 
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 sary to call me. I was just about to spring out of bed 
 with the intention of ringing the bell so that I might 
 give Bob a piece of my mind for allowing me to sleep 
 so late, when my glance fell on the dressing-table on 
 which, the night before, I had placed Pugh's puzzle. It 
 had gone! 
 
 Its absence so took me by surprise that I ran to the 
 table. It had gone. But it had not gone far ; it had gone 
 to pieces ! There were the pieces lying where the box had 
 been. The puzzle had solved itself. The box was open, 
 open with a vengeance, one might say. Like that unfortu- 
 nate Humpty Dumpty, who, so the chroniclers tell us, sat 
 on a wall, surely " all the king's horses and all the king's 
 men " never could put Pugh's puzzle together again ! 
 
 The marquetry had resolved itself into its component 
 parts. How those parts had ever been joined was a mys- 
 tery. They had been laid upon no foundation, as is the 
 case with ordinary inlaid work. The several pieces of wood 
 were not only of different shapes and sizes, but they were 
 as thin as the thinnest veneer ; yet the box had been formed 
 by simply joining them together. The man who made that 
 box must have been possessed of ingenuity worthy of a 
 better cause. 
 
 I perceived how the puzzle had been worked. The box 
 had contained an arrangement of springs, which, on being 
 released, had expanded themselves in different directions 
 until their mere expansion had rent the box to pieces. 
 There were the springs, lying amid the ruin they had 
 caused. 
 
 There was something else amid that ruin besides those 
 springs ; there was a small piece of writing paper. I took 
 it up. On the reverse side of it was written in a minute, 
 crabbed hand : " A Present For You." What was a pres- 
 ent for me? I looked, and, not for the first time since I 
 had caught sight of Pugh's precious puzzle, could scarcely 
 believe my eyes. 
 
 There, poised between two upright wires, the bent ends 
 of which held it aloft in the air, was either a piece of glass 
 
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 or a crystal. The scrap of writing paper had exactly cov- 
 ered it. I understood what it was, when Pugh and I had 
 tapped with the hammer, had caused the answering taps 
 to proceed from within. Our taps caused the wires to oscil- 
 late, and in these oscillations the crystal, which they held 
 suspended, had touched the side of the box. 
 
 I looked again at the piece of paper. " A Present For 
 You." Was this the present this crystal? I regarded it 
 intently. 
 
 " It can't be a diamond." 
 
 The idea was ridiculous, absurd. No man in his senses 
 would place a diamond inside a twopenny-halfpenny puzzle 
 box. The thing was as big as a walnut ! And yet I am 
 a pretty good judge of precious stones if it was not an 
 uncut diamond it was the best imitation I had seen. I took 
 it up. I examined it closely. The more closely I examined 
 it, the more my wonder grew. 
 
 " It is a diamond ! " 
 
 And yet the idea was too preposterous for credence. 
 Who would present a diamond as big as a walnut with a 
 trumpery puzzle? Besides, all the diamonds which the 
 world contains of that size are almost as well known as the 
 Koh-i-noor. 
 
 " If it is a diamond, it is worth it is worth Heaven only 
 knows what it isn't worth if it's a diamond." 
 
 I regarded it through a strong pocket lens. As I did so 
 I could not restrain an exclamation. 
 
 " The world to a China orange, it is a diamond ! " 
 
 The words had scarcely escaped my lips than there came 
 a tapping at the door. 
 
 " Come in ! " I cried, supposing it was Bob. It was not 
 Bob, it was Pugh. Instinctively I put the lens and the 
 crystal behind my back. At sight of me in my nightshirt 
 Pugh began to shake his head. 
 
 " What hours, Tress, what hours ! Why, my dear Tress, 
 I've breakfasted, read the papers and my letters, came all 
 the way from my house here, and you're not up ! " 
 
 " Don't I look as though I were up?" 
 
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 " Ah, Tress ! Tress ! " He approached the dressing-table. 
 His eye fell upon the ruins. " What's this? " 
 
 " That's the solution to the puzzle." 
 
 " Have you have you solved it fairly, Tress ? " 
 
 " It has solved itself. Our handling, and tapping, and 
 hammering must have freed the springs which the box con- 
 tained, and during the night, while I slept, they have caused 
 it to come open." 
 
 " While you slept ? Dear me ! How strange ! And 
 what are these ? " 
 
 He had discovered the two upright wires on which the 
 crystal had been poised. 
 
 " I suppose they're part of the puzzle." 
 
 "And was there anything in the box? What's this?" 
 He picked up the scrap of paper ; I had left it on the table. 
 He read what was written on it : " ' A Present For You/ 
 What's it mean? Tress, was this in the box? " 
 
 " It was." 
 
 " What's it mean about a present ? Was there anything 
 in the box besides ? " 
 
 " Pugh, if you will leave the room I shall be able to 
 dress; I am not in the habit of receiving quite such early 
 calls, or I should have been prepared to receive you. If 
 you will wait in the next room, I will be with you as soon 
 as I'm dressed. There is a little subject in connection with 
 the box which I wish to discuss with you." 
 
 "A subject in connection with the box? What is the 
 subject?" 
 
 " I will tell you, Pugh, when I have performed my toilet." 
 
 " Why can't you tell me now ? " 
 
 " Do you propose, then, that I should stand here shiver- 
 ing in my shirt while you are prosing at your ease ? Thank 
 you; I am obliged, but I decline. May I ask you once 
 more, Pugh, to wait for me in the adjoining apartment? " 
 
 He moved toward the door. When he had taken a couple 
 of steps, he halted. 
 
 " I I hope, Tress, that you're you're going to play no 
 tricks on me ? " 
 
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 " Tricks on you ! Is it likely that I am going to play 
 tricks upon my oldest friend ? " 
 
 When he had gone he vanished, it seemed to me, with 
 a somewhat doubtful visage I took the crystal to the win- 
 dow. I drew the blind. I let the sunshine fall on it. I 
 examined it again, closely and minutely, with the aid of 
 my pocket lens. It was a diamond ; there could not be a 
 doubt of it. If, with my knowledge of stones, I was de- 
 ceived, then I was deceived as never man had been deceived 
 before. My heart beat faster as I recognized the fact that 
 I was holding in my hand what was, in all probability, a 
 fortune for a man of moderate desires. Of course, Pugh 
 knew nothing of what I had discovered, and there was no 
 reason why he should know. Not the least ! The only dif- 
 ficulty was that if I kept my own counsel, and sold the 
 stone and utilized the proceeds of the sale, I should have 
 to invent a story which would account for my sudden ac- 
 cession to fortune. Pugh knows almost as much of my 
 affairs as I do myself. That is the worst of these old 
 friends ! 
 
 When I joined Pugh I found him dancing up and down 
 the floor like a bear upon hot plates. He scarcely allowed 
 me to put my nose inside the door before attacking me. 
 
 " Tress, give me what was in the box." 
 
 " My dear Pugh, how do you know that there was some- 
 thing in the box to give you ? " 
 
 " I know there was ! " 
 
 " Indeed ! If you know that there was something in the 
 box, perhaps you will tell me what that something was." 
 
 He eyed me doubtfully. Then, advancing, he laid upon 
 my arm a hand which positively trembled. 
 
 " Tress, you you wouldn't play tricks on an old friend." 
 
 " You are right, Pugh, I wouldn't, though I believe 
 there have been occasions on which you have had doubts 
 upon the subject. By the way, Pugh, I believe that I am 
 the oldest friend you have." 
 * " I I don't know about that. There's there's Brasher." 
 
 " Brasher! Who's Brasher? You wouldn't compare my 
 
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The Puzzle 
 
 friendship to the friendship of such a man as Brasher? 
 Think of the tastes we have in common, you and I. We're 
 both collectors." 
 
 " Ye-es, we're both collectors." 
 
 " I make my interests yours, and you make your inter- 
 ests mine. Isn't that so, Pugh?" 
 
 " Tress, what what was in the box? " 
 
 " I will be frank with you, Pugh. If there had been 
 something in the box, would you have been willing to go 
 halves with me in my discovery ? " 
 
 " Go halves ! In your discovery, Tress ! Give me what 
 is mine ! " 
 
 " With pleasure, Pugh, if you will tell me what is 
 yours." 
 
 " If if you don't give me what was in the box I'll I'll 
 send for the police." 
 
 " Do ! Then I shall be able to hand to them what was 
 in the box in order that it may be restored to its proper 
 owner." 
 
 " Its proper owner ! I'm its proper owner ! " 
 
 " Excuse me, but I don't understand how that can be ; 
 at least, until the police have made inquiries. I should say 
 that the proper owner was the person from whom you pur- 
 chased the box, or, more probably, the person from whom 
 he purchased it, and by whom, doubtless, it was sold in 
 ignorance, or by mistake. Thus, Pugh, if you will only 
 send for the police, we shall earn the gratitude of a person 
 of whom we never heard in our lives I for discovering the 
 contents of the box, and you for returning them." 
 
 As I said this, Pugh's face was a study. He gasped for 
 breath. He actually took out his handkerchief to wipe his 
 brow. 
 
 " Tress, I I don't think you need to use a tone like that 
 to me. It isn't friendly. What what was in the box ? " 
 
 " Let us understand each other, Pugh. If you don't hand 
 over what was in the box to the police, I go halves." 
 
 Pugh began to dance about the floor. 
 
 " What a fool I was to trust you with the box ! I knew 
 
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 I couldn't trust you." I said nothing. I turned and rang- 
 the bell. " What's that for ?" 
 
 " That, my dear Pugh, is for breakfast, and, if you desire 
 it, for the police. You know, although you have break- 
 fasted, I haven't. Perhaps while I am breaking my fast, 
 you would like to summon the representatives of law and 
 order." Bob came in. I ordered breakfast. Then I turned 
 to Pugh. " Is there anything you would like ? " 
 
 " No, I I've breakfasted." 
 
 " It wasn't of breakfast I was thinking. It was of some- 
 thing else. Bob is at your service, if, for instance, you wish 
 to send him on an errand." 
 
 " No, I want nothing. Bob can go." Bob went. Di- 
 rectly he was gone, Pugh turned to me. " You shall have 
 half. What was in the box?" 
 
 "I shall have half?" 
 
 " You shall ! " 
 
 " I don't think it is necessary that the terms of our little 
 understanding should be expressly embodied in black and 
 white. I fancy that, under the circumstance, I can trust 
 you, Pugh. I believe that I am capable of seeing that, in 
 this matter, you don't do me. That was in the box." 
 
 I held out the crystal between my finger and thumb. 
 
 "What is it?" 
 
 " That is what I desire to learn." 
 
 " Let me look at it." 
 
 " You are welcome to look at it where it is. Look at it 
 as long as you like, and as closely." 
 
 Pugh leaned over my hand. His eyes began to gleam. 
 He is himself not a bad judge of precious stones, is Pugh. 
 
 " It'sit's Tress ! is it a diamond?" 
 
 " That question I have already asked myself." 
 
 " Let me look at it ! It will be safe with me ! It's mine ! " 
 
 I immediately put the thing behind my back. 
 
 " Pardon me, it belongs neither to you nor to me. It be- 
 longs, in all probability, to the person who sold that puzzle 
 to the man from whom you bought it perhaps some weep- 
 ing widow, Pugh, or hopeless orphan think of it. Let us 
 
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 have no further misunderstanding upon that point, my dear 
 old friend. Still, because you are my dear old friend, I am 
 willing to trust you with this discovery of mine, on condi- 
 tion that you don't attempt to remove it from my sight,, 
 and that you return it to me the moment I require you." 
 
 " You're you're very hard on me." I made a move- 
 ment toward my waistcoat pocket. " I'll return it to you ! " 
 
 I handed him the crystal, and with it I handed him my 
 pocket lens. 
 
 " With the aid of that glass I imagine that you will be 
 able to subject it to a more acute examination, Pugh." 
 
 He began to examine it through the lens. Directly he 
 did so, he gave an exclamation. In a few moments he 
 looked up at me. His eyes were glistening behind his spec- 
 tacles. I could see he trembled. 
 
 " Tress, it's it's a diamond, a Brazil diamond. It's 
 worth a fortune ! " 
 
 " I'm glad you think so." 
 
 " Glad I think so ! Don't you think that it's a diamond ? " 
 
 " It appears to be a diamond. Under ordinary conditions 
 I should say, without hesitation, that it was a diamond. 
 But when I consider the circumstances of its discovery, I 
 am driven to doubts. How much did you give for that 
 puzzle, Pugh?" 
 
 " Ninepence ; the fellow wanted a shilling, but I gave him 
 ninepence. He seemed content." 
 
 "Ninepence! Does it seem reasonable that we should 
 find a diamond, which, if it is a diamond, is the finest stone 
 I ever saw and handled, in a ninepenny puzzle? It is not 
 as though it had got into the thing by accident, it had 
 evidently been placed there to be found, and, apparently, 
 by anyone who chanced to solve the puzzle; witness the 
 writing on the scrap of paper." 
 
 Pugh reexamined the crystal. 
 
 " It is a diamond ! I'll stake my life that it's a dia- 
 mond ! " 
 
 " Still, though it be a diamond, I smell a rat ! " 
 
 "What do you mean?" 
 
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 " I strongly suspect that the person who placed that 
 diamond inside that puzzle intended to have a joke at the 
 expense of the person who discovered it. What was to be 
 the nature of the joke is more than I can say at present, 
 but I should like to have a bet with you that the man who 
 -compounded that puzzle was an ingenious practical joker. 
 I may be wrong, Pugh; we shall see. But, until I have 
 proved the contrary, I don't believe that the maddest man 
 that ever lived would throw away a diamond worth, ap- 
 parently, shall we say a thousand pounds ? " 
 
 " A thousand pounds ! This diamond is worth a good 
 deal more than a thousand pounds." 
 
 " Well, that only makes my case the stronger ; I don't 
 believe that the maddest man that ever lived would throw 
 away a diamond worth more than a thousand pounds with 
 such utter wantonness as seems to have characterized the 
 action of the original owner of the stone which I found in 
 your ninepenny puzzle, Pugh." 
 
 " There have been some eccentric characters in the 
 world, some very eccentric characters. However, as you 
 say, we shall see. I fancy that I know somebody who would 
 be quite willing to have such a diamond as this, and who, 
 moreover, would be willing to pay a fair price for its pos- 
 session; I will take it to him and see what he says." 
 
 " Pugh, hand me back that diamond." 
 
 " My dear Tress, I was only going " 
 
 Bob came in with the breakfast tray. 
 
 " Pugh, you will either hand me that at once, or Bob 
 shall summon the representatives of law and order." 
 
 He handed me the diamond. I sat down to breakfast 
 with a hearty appetite. Pugh stood and scowled at me. 
 
 " Joseph Tress, it is my solemn conviction, and I have 
 no hesitation in saying so in plain English, that you're a 
 thief." 
 
 " My dear Pugh, it seems to me that we show every 
 promise of becoming a couple of thieves." 
 
 " Don't bracket me with you ! " 
 
 " Not at all, you are worse than I. It is you who decline 
 
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 to return the contents of the box to its proper owner. Put 
 it to yourself, you have some common sense, my dear old 
 friend! do you suppose that a diamond worth more than 
 a thousand pounds is to be honestly bought for ninepence ? "" 
 
 He resumed his old trick of dancing about the room, 
 
 " I was a fool ever to let you have the box ! I ought to 
 have known better than to have trusted you; goodness 
 knows you have given me sufficient cause to mistrust you \ 
 Over and over again ! Your character is only too notorious \ 
 You have plundered friend and foe alike friend and foe 
 alike ! As for the rubbish which you call your collection, 
 nine tenths of it, I know as a positive fact, you have stolen 
 out and out." 
 
 " Who stole my Sir Walter Raleigh pipe ? Wasn't it a 
 man named Pugh ? " 
 
 " Look here, Joseph Tress ! " 
 
 " I'm looking." 
 
 " Oh, it's no good talking to you, not the least ! You're 
 you're dead to all the promptings of conscience ! May I 
 inquire, Mr. Tress, what it is you propose to do ? " 
 
 " I propose to do nothing, except summon the represent- 
 atives of law and order. Failing that, my dear Pugh, I had 
 some faint, vague, very vague idea of taking the contents 
 of your ninepenny puzzle to a certain firm in Hatton Gar- 
 den, who are dealers in precious stones, and to learn from 
 them if they are disposed to give anything for it. and if so> 
 what." 
 
 " I shall come with you." 
 
 " With pleasure, on condition that you pay the cab." 
 
 " I pay the cab ! I will pay half." 
 
 " Not at all. You will either pay the whole fare, or else 
 I will have one cab and you shall have another. It is a 
 three-shilling cab fare from here to Hatton Garden. If you 
 propose to share my cab, you will be so good as to hand 
 over that three shillings before we start." 
 
 He gasped, but he handed over the three shillings. There 
 are few things I enjoy so much as getting money out of 
 Pugh! 
 
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 On the road to Hatton Garden we wrangled nearly all 
 the way. I own that I feel a certain satisfaction in irritat- 
 ing Pugh, he is such an irritable man. He wanted to know 
 what I thought we should get for the diamond. 
 
 " You can't expect to get much for the contents of 
 a ninepenny puzzle, not even the price of a cab fare, 
 Pugh." 
 
 He eyed me, but for some minutes he was silent. Then 
 he began again. 
 
 " Tress, I don't think we ought to let it go for less than 
 than five thousand pounds." 
 
 " Seriously, Pugh, I doubt whether, when the whole af- 
 fair is ended, we shall get five thousand pence for it, or, 
 for the matter of that, five thousand farthings." 
 
 " But why not ? Why not ? It's a magnificent stone 
 magnificent ! I'll stake my life on it." 
 
 I tapped my breast with the tips of my fingers. 
 
 " There's a warning voice within my breast that ought 
 to be in yours, Pugh ! Something tells me, perhaps it is 
 the unusually strong vein of common sense which I pos- 
 sess, that the contents of your ninepenny puzzle will be 
 found to be a magnificent do an ingenious practical joke, 
 my friend." 
 
 " I don't believe it." 
 
 But I think he did; at any rate, I had unsettled the 
 foundations of his faith. 
 
 We entered the Hatton Garden office side by side; in 
 his anxiety not to let me get before him, Pugh actually 
 clung to my arm. The office was divided into two parts 
 by a counter which ran from wall to wall. I advanced to 
 a man who stood on the other side of this counter. 
 
 "I want to sell you a diamond." 
 
 " We want to sell you a diamond," interpolated Pugh. 
 
 I turned to Pugh. I " fixed " him with my glance. 
 
 " / want to sell you a diamond. Here it is. What will 
 } 7 ou give me for it ? " 
 
 Taking the crystal from my waistcoat pocket I handed 
 it to the man on the other side of the counter. Directly; 
 
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The Puzzle 
 
 he got it between his fingers, and saw that it was that 
 he had got, I noticed a sudden gleam come into his eyes. 
 
 " This is this is rather a fine stone." 
 
 Pugh nudged my arm. 
 
 " I told you so." I paid no attention to Pugh. " What 
 will you give me for it ? " 
 
 " Do you mean, what will I give you for it cash down 
 upon the nail ? " 
 
 " Just so what will you give me for it cash down upon 
 the nail?" 
 
 The man turned the crystal over and over in his fingers. 
 
 " Well, that's rather a large order. We don't often get 
 a chance of buying such a stone as this across the counter. 
 What do you say to well to ten thousand pounds ? " 
 
 Ten thousand pounds ! It was beyond my wildest imag- 
 inings. Pugh gasped. He lurched against the counter. 
 
 " Ten thousand pounds ! " he echoed. 
 
 The man on the other side glanced at him, I thought, 
 a little curiously. 
 
 " If you can give me references, or satisfy me in any 
 way as to your bona fides, I am prepared to give you for 
 this diamond an open check for ten thousand pounds, or 
 if you prefer it, the cash instead." 
 
 I stared; I was not accustomed to see business trans- 
 acted on quite such lines as those. 
 
 "We'll take it/' murmured Pugh; I believe he was 
 too much overcome by his feelings to do more than mur- 
 mur. I interposed. 
 
 " My dear sir, you will excuse my saying that you arrive 
 very rapidly at your conclusions. In the first place, how 
 can you make sure that it is a diamond ? " 
 
 The man behind the counter smiled. 
 
 " I should be very ill-fitted for the position which I hold 
 if I could not tell a diamond directly I get a sight of it, 
 especially such a stone as this." 
 
 " But have you no tests you can apply ? " 
 
 " We have tests which we apply in cases in which doubt 
 exists, but in this case there is no doubt whatever. I am 
 
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 as sure that this is a diamond as I am sure that it is air 
 I breathe. However, here is a test." 
 
 There was a wheel close by the speaker. It was worked 
 by a treadle. It was more like a superior sort of traveling- 
 tinker's grindstone than anything else. The man behind 
 the counter put his foot upon the treadle. The wheel be- 
 gan to revolve. He brought the crystal into contact with 
 the swiftly revolving wheel. There was a s s sh ! And, 
 in an instant, his hand was empty; the crystal had van- 
 ished into air. 
 
 " Good heavens ! " he gasped. I never saw such a look 
 of amazement on a human countenance before. " It's 
 splintered ! " 
 
 POSTSCRIPT 
 
 It was a diamond, although it had splintered. In that 
 fact lay the point of the joke. The man behind the counter 
 had not been wrong; examination of such dust as could 
 be collected proved that fact beyond a doubt. It was de- 
 clared by experts that the diamond, at some period of its 
 history, had been subjected to intense and continuing heat. 
 The result had been to make it as brittle as glass. 
 
 There could be no doubt that its original owner had 
 been an expert too. He knew where he got it from, and 
 he probably knew what it had endured. He was aware 
 that, from a mercantile point of view, it was worthless ; it 
 could never have been cut. So, having a turn for humor 
 of a peculiar kind, he had devoted days, and weeks, and 
 possibly months, to the construction of that puzzle. He 
 had placed the diamond inside, and he had enjoyed, in 
 .anticipation and in imagination, the Alnaschar visions of 
 the lucky finder. 
 
 Pugh blamed me for the catastrophe. He said, and still 
 says, that if I had not, in a measure, and quite gratuitously, 
 insisted on a test, the man behind the counter would have 
 been satisfied with the evidence of his organs of vision, 
 and we should have been richer by ten thousand pounds. 
 
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The Great Vddez Sapphire 
 
 But I satisfy my conscience with the reflection that what 
 I did at any rate was honest, though, at the same time, 
 I am perfectly well aware that such a reflection gives Pugh 
 no sort of satisfaction. 
 
 The Great Faldez Sapphire 
 
 I KNOW more about it than anyone else in the world, 
 its present owner not excepted. I can give its whole 
 history, from the Cingalese who found it, the Spanish ad- 
 venturer who stole it, the cardinal who bought it, the Pope 
 who graciously accepted it, the favored son of the Church 
 who received it, the gay and giddy duchess who pawned 
 it, down to the eminent prelate who now holds it in trust 
 as a family heirloom. 
 
 It will occupy a chapter to itself in my forthcoming work 
 on " Historic Stones," where full details of its weight, size, 
 color, and value may be found. At present I am going 
 to relate an incident in its history which, for obvious rea- 
 sons, will not be published which, in fact, I trust the 
 reader will consider related in strict confidence. 
 
 I had never seen the stone itself when I began to write 
 about it, and it was not till one evening last spring, while 
 staying with my nephew, Sir Thomas Acton, that I came 
 within measurable distance of it. A dinner party was im- 
 pending, and, at my instigation, the Bishop of Northchurch 
 and Miss Panton, his daughter and heiress, were among the 
 invited guests. 
 
 The dinner was a particularly good one, I remember that 
 distinctly. In fact, I felt myself partly responsible for it, 
 having engaged the new cook a talented young Italian, 
 pupil of the admirable old chef at my club. We had gone 
 over the menu carefully together, with a result refreshing" 
 in its novelty, but not so daring as to disturb the minds of 
 the innocent country guests who were bidden thereto. 
 
 The first spoonful of soup was reassuring, and I looked 
 
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 to the end of the table to exchange a congratulatory glance 
 with Leta. What was amiss? No response. Her pretty 
 face was flushed, her smile constrained, she was talking 
 with quite unnecessary empressement to her neighbor, Sir 
 Harry Landor, though Leta is one of those few women 
 who understand the importance of letting a man settle down 
 tranquilly and with an undisturbed mind to the business 
 of dining, allowing no topic of serious interest to come on 
 before the releves, and reserving mere conversational bril- 
 liancy for the entremets. 
 
 Guests all right? No disappointments? I had gone 
 through the list with her, selecting just the right people 
 to be asked to meet the Landors, our new neighbors. Not 
 a mere cumbrous county gathering, nor yet a showy im- 
 ported party from town, but a skillful blending of both. 
 Had anything happened already? I had been late for din- 
 ner and missed the arrivals in the drawing-room. It was 
 Leta's fault. She has got into a way of coming into my 
 room and putting the last touches to my toilet. I let her, 
 for I am doubtful of myself nowadays after many years' 
 dependence on the best of valets. Her taste is generally 
 beyond dispute, but to-day she had indulged in a feminine 
 vagary that provoked me and made me late for dinner. 
 
 " Are you going to wear your sapphire, Uncle Paul ! " 
 she cried in a tone of dismay. " Oh, why not the ruby ? " 
 
 " You would have your way about the table decorations," 
 I gently reminded her. " With that service of Crown Derby 
 repousse and orchids, the ruby would look absolutely bar- 
 baric. Now if you would have had the Limoges set, white 
 candles, and a yellow silk center " 
 
 " Oh, but I'm so disappointed I wanted the bishop to 
 see your ruby or one of your engraved gems " 
 
 " My dear, it is on the bishop's account I put this on. 
 You know his daughter is heiress of the great Valdez 
 sapphire " 
 
 " Of course she is, and when he has the charge of a stone 
 three times as big as yours, what's the use of wearing it? 
 The ruby, dear Uncle Paul, please \ " 
 
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The Great Valdez Sapphire 
 
 She was desperately in earnest I could see, and consider- 
 ing the obligations which I am supposed to be under to 
 her and Tom, it was but a little matter to yield, but it in- 
 volved a good deal of extra trouble. Studs, sleeve-links, 
 watch-guard, all carefully selected to go with the sapphire, 
 had to be changed, the emerald which I chose as a compro- 
 mise requiring more florid accompaniments of a deeper tone 
 of gold; and the dinner hour struck as I replaced my jewel 
 case, the one relic left me of a once handsome fortune, in 
 my fireproof safe. 
 
 The emerald looked very well that evening, however. I 
 kept my eyes upon it for comfort when Miss Panton proved 
 trying. 
 
 She was a lean, yellow, dictatorial young person with 
 no conversation. I spoke of her father's celebrated sap- 
 phires. " My sapphires," she amended sourly ; " though I 
 am legally debarred from making any profitable use of 
 them." She furthermore informed me that she viewed them 
 as useless gauds, which ought to be disposed of for the 
 benefit of the heathen. I gave the subject up, and while 
 she discoursed of the work of the Blue Ribbon Army among 
 the Bosjesmans I tried to understand a certain dislocation 
 in the arrangement of the table. Surely we were more 
 or less in number than we should be? Opposite side all 
 right. Who was extra on ours ? I leaned forward. Lady 
 Landor on one side of Tom, on the other who? I caught 
 glimpses of plumes pink and green nodding over a dinner 
 plate, and beneath them a pink nose in a green visage with 
 a nutcracker chin altogether unknown to me. A sharp gray 
 eye shot a sideway glance down the table and caught me 
 peeping, and I retreated, having only marked in addition 
 two clawlike hands, with pointed ruffles and a mass of 
 brilliant rings, making good play with a knife and fork. 
 Who was she? At intervals a high acid voice could be 
 heard addressing Tom, and a laugh that made me shud- 
 der; it had the quality of the scream of a bird of prey or 
 the yell of a jackal. I had heard that sort of laugh before, 
 and it always made me feel like a defenseless rabbit 
 
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 Every time it sounded I saw Leta's fan flutter more furi- 
 ously and her manner grow more nervously animated. Poor 
 dear girl ! I never in all my recollection wished a dinner 
 at an end so earnestly so as to assure her of my support 
 and sympathy, though without the faintest conception why 
 either should be required. 
 
 The ices at last. A menu card folded in two was laid 
 beside me. I read it unobserved. " Keep the B. from join- 
 ing us in the drawing-room." The B.? The bishop, of 
 course. With pleasure. But why ? And how ? That's the 
 question, never mind " why." Could I lure him into the 
 library the billiard room the conservatory? I doubted it, 
 and I doubted still more what I should do with him when 
 I got him there. 
 
 The bishop is a grand and stately ecclesiastic of the me- 
 diaeval type, broad-chested, deep-voiced, martial of bearing. 
 I could picture him charging mace in hand at the head of 
 his vassals, or delivering over a dissenter of the period to 
 the rack and thumbscrew, but not pottering among rare 
 editions, tall copies and Grolier bindings, nor condescend- 
 ing to a quiet cigar among the tree ferns and orchids. Leta 
 must and should be obeyed, I swore, nevertheless, even if 
 I were driven to lock the door in the fearless old fashion 
 of a bygone day, and declare I'd shoot any man who left 
 while a drop remained in the bottles. 
 
 The ladies were rising. The lady at the head of the 
 line smirked and nodded her pink plumes coquettishly at 
 Tom, while her hawk's eyes roved keen and predatory 
 over us all. She stopped suddenly, creating a block and 
 confusion. 
 
 " Ah, the dear bishop ! You there, and I never saw you ! 
 You must come and have a nice long chat presently. By- 
 by ! " She shook her fan at him over my shoulder and 
 tripped off. Leta, passing me last, gave me a look of pro- 
 found despair. 
 
 " Lady Carwitchet ! " somebody exclaimed. " I couldn't 
 believe my eyes." 
 
 " Thought she was dead or in penal servitude. Never 
 
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 should have expected to see her here," said some one else 
 behind me confidentially. 
 
 "What Carwitchet? Not the mother of the Carwitchet 
 who " 
 
 " Just so. The Carwitchet who " Tom assented with a 
 shrug. " We needn't go farther, as she's my guest. Just 
 my luck. I met them at Buxton, thought them uncommonly 
 good company in fact, Carwitchet laid me under a great 
 obligation about a horse I was nearly let in for buying 
 and gave them a general invitation here, as one does, you 
 know. Never expected her to turn up with her luggage 
 this afternoon just before dinner, to stay a week, or a 
 fortnight if Carwitchet can join her." A groan of sym- 
 pathy ran round the table. " It can't be helped. I've told 
 you this just to show that I shouldn't have asked you here 
 to meet this sort of people of my own free will ; but, as it 
 is, please say no more about them." The subject was not 
 dropped by any means, and I took care that it should not 
 be. At our end of the table one story after another went 
 buzzing round sotto voce, out of deference to Tom but 
 perfectly audible. 
 
 " Carwitchet? Ah, yes. Mixed up in that Rawlings di- 
 vorce case, wasn't he? A bad lot. Turned out of the 
 Dragoon Guards for cheating at cards, or picking pockets, 
 or something remember the row at the Cerulean Club? 
 Scandalous exposure and that forged letter business oh, 
 that was the mother prosecution hushed up somehow. 
 Ought to be serving her fourteen years and that business 
 of poor Farrars, the banker got hold of some of his se- 
 crets and blackmailed him till he blew his brains out " 
 
 It was so exciting that I clean forgot the bishop, till a 
 low gasp at my elbow startled me. He was lying back in 
 his chair, his mighty shaven jowl a ghastly white, his fierce 
 imperious eyebrows drooping limp over his fishlike eyes, 
 his splendid figure shrunk and contracted. He was try- 
 ing with a shaken hand to pour out wine. The decanter 
 clattered against the glass and the wine spilled on the 
 cloth. 
 
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 " I'm afraid you find the room too warm. Shall we go 
 into the library ? " 
 
 He rose hastily and followed me like a lamb. 
 
 He recovered himself once we got into the hall, and 
 affably rejected all my proffers of brandy and soda medical 
 advice everything else my limited experience could sug- 
 gest. He only demanded his carriage " directly " and that 
 Miss Panton should be summoned forthwith. 
 
 I made the best use I could of the time left me. 
 
 " I'm uncommonly sorry you do not feel equal to staying 
 a little longer, my lord. I counted on showing you my few 
 trifles of precious stones, the salvage from the wreck of 
 my possessions. Nothing in comparison with your own col- 
 lection." 
 
 The bishop clasped his hand over his heart. His breath 
 came short and quick. 
 
 " A return of that dizziness," he explained with a faint 
 smile. " You are thinking of the Valdez sapphire, are you 
 not ? Some day," he went on with forced composure, " I 
 may have the pleasure of showing it to you. It is at my 
 banker's just now." 
 
 Miss Panton's steps were heard in the hall. " You are 
 well known as a connoisseur, Mr. Acton," he went on hur- 
 riedly. "Is your collection valuable? If so, keep it safe; 
 don't trust a ring off your hand, or the key of your jeivel 
 case out of your pocket till the house is clear again." The 
 words rushed from his lips in an impetuous whisper, he 
 gave me a meaning glance, and departed with his daughter. 
 I went back to the drawing-room, my head swimming with 
 bewilderment. 
 
 " What ! The dear bishop gone ! " screamed Lady Car- 
 witchet from the central ottoman where she sat, surrounded 
 by most of the gentlemen, all apparently well entertained by 
 her conversation. "And I wanted to talk over old times 
 with him so badly. His poor wife was my greatest friend. 
 Mira Montanaro, daughter of the great banker, you know. 
 It's not possible that that miserable little prig is my poor 
 Mira's girl. The heiress of all the Montanaros in a black 
 
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 lace gown worth twopence ! When I think of her mother's 
 beauty and her toilets ! Does she ever wear the sapphires ? 
 Has anyone ever seen her in them ? Eleven large stones in 
 a lovely antique setting, and the great Valdez sapphire 
 worth thousands and thousands for the pendant." 
 No one replied. " I wanted to get a rise out of the 
 bishop to-night. It used to make him so mad when I 
 wore this." 
 
 She fumbled among the laces at her throat, and clawed 
 out a pendant that hung to a velvet band around her neck. 
 I fairly gasped when she removed her hand. A sapphire of 
 irregular shape flashed out its blue lightning on us. Such 
 a stone ! A true, rich, cornflower blue even by that wretched 
 artificial light, with soft velvety depths of color and dazzling 
 clearness of tint in its lights and shades a stone to remem- 
 ber ! I stretched out my hand involuntarily, but Lady Car- 
 witchet drew back with a coquettish squeal. " No ! no ! 
 You mustn't look any closer. Tell me what you think of 
 it now. Isn't it pretty ? " 
 
 " Superb ! " was all I could ejaculate, staring at the azure 
 splendor of that miraculous jewel in a sort of trance. 
 
 She gave a shrill cackling laugh of mockery. 
 
 " The great Mr. Acton taken in by a bit of Palais Royal 
 gimcrackery ! What an advertisement for Bogaerts et Cie ! 
 They are perfect artists in frauds. Don't you remember 
 their stand at the first Paris Exhibition? They had imita- 
 tations there of every celebrated stone ; but I never expected 
 anything made by man could delude Mr. Acton, never ! " 
 And she went off into another mocking cackle, and all the 
 idiots round her haw-hawed knowingly, as if they had seen 
 the joke all along. I was too bewildered to reply, which 
 was on the whole lucky. " I suppose I mustn't tell why I 
 came to give quite a big sum in francs for this ? " she went 
 on, tapping her closed lips with her closed fan, and cock- 
 ing her eye at us all like a parrot wanting to be coaxed to 
 talk. " It's a queer story." 
 
 I didn't want to hear her anecdote, especially as I saw she 
 wanted to tell it. What I did want was to see that pendant 
 
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 again. She had thrust it back among her laces, only the 
 loop which held it to the velvet being visible. It was set 
 with three small sapphires, and even from a distance I 
 clearly made them out to be imitations, and poor ones. I 
 felt a queer thrill of self-mistrust. Was the large stone no 
 better? Could I, even for an instant, have been dazzled by 
 a sham, and a sham of that quality? The events of the 
 evening had flurried and confused me. I wished to think 
 them over in quiet. I would go to bed. 
 
 My rooms at the Manor are the best in the house. Leta 
 will have it so. I must explain their position for a reason 
 to be understood later. My bedroom is in the southeast 
 angle of the house ; it opens on one side into a sitting-room 
 in the east corridor, the rest of which is taken up by the 
 suite of rooms occupied by Tom and Leta ; and on the other 
 side into my bathroom, the first room in the south corridor, 
 where the principal guest chambers are, to one of which 
 it was originally the dressing-room. Passing this room I 
 noticed a couple of housemaids preparing it for the night, 
 and discovered with a shiver that Lady Carwitchet was to 
 be my next-door neighbor. It gave me a turn. 
 
 The bishop's strange warning must have unnerved me. 
 I was perfectly safe from her ladyship. The disused door 
 into her room was locked, and the key safe on the house- 
 keeper's bunch. It was also undiscoverable on her side, the 
 recess in which it stood being completely filled by a large 
 wardrobe. On my side hung a thick sound-proof portiere. 
 Nevertheless, I resolved not to use that room while she 
 inhabited the next one. I removed my possessions, fastened 
 the door of communication with my bedroom, and dragged 
 a heavy ottoman across it. 
 
 Then I stowed away my emerald in my strong-box. It 
 is built into the wall of my sitting-room, and masked by the 
 lower part of an old carved oak bureau. I put away even 
 the rings I wore habitually, keeping out only an inferior 
 cat's-eye for workaday wear. I had just made all safe when 
 Leta tapped at the door and came in to wish me good 
 night. She looked flushed and harassed and ready to cry. 
 
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 " Uncle Paul," she began, " I want you to go up to town 
 at once, and stay away till I send for you." 
 
 " My dear ! " I was too amazed to expostulate. 
 
 " We've got a a pestilence among us," she declared, her 
 foot tapping the ground angrily, " and the least we can do 
 is to go into quarantine. Oh, I'm so sorry and so ashamed ! 
 The poor bishop ! I'll take good care that no one else shall 
 meet that woman here. You did your best for me, Uncle* 
 Paul, and managed admirably, but it was all no use. I 
 hoped against hope that what between the dusk of the 
 drawing-room before dinner, and being put at opposite ends 
 of the table, we might get through without a meeting " 
 
 " But, my dear, explain. Why shouldn't the bishop and 
 Lady Carwitchet meet ? Why is it worse for him than any- 
 one else?" 
 
 " Why ? I thought everybody had heard of that dreadful 
 wife of his who nearly broke his heart. If he married her 
 for her money it served him right, but Lady Landor says 
 she was very handsome and really in love with him at first. 
 Then Lady Carwitchet got hold of her and led her into all 
 sorts of mischief. She left her husband he was only a 
 rector with a country living in those days and went to live 
 in town, got into a horrid fast set, and made herself notori- 
 ous. You must have heard of her." 
 
 " I heard of her sapphires, my dear. But I was in Brazil 
 at the time." 
 
 " I wish you had been at home. You might have found 
 her out. She was furious because her husband refused to 
 let her wear the great Valdez sapphire. It had been in the 
 Montanaro family for some generations, and her father set- 
 tled it first on her and then on her little girl the bishop 
 being trustee. He felt obliged to take away the little girl, 
 and send her off to be brought up by some old aunts in the 
 country, and he locked up the sapphire. Lady Carwitchet 
 tells as a splendid joke how they got the copy made in 
 Paris, and it did just as well for the people to stare at. - No 
 wonder the bishop hates the very name of the stone." 
 
 " How long will she stay here ? " I asked dismally. 
 
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 " Till Lord Carwitchet can come and escort her to Paris 
 to visit some American friends. Goodness knows when 
 that will be ! Do go up to town, Uncle Paul ! " 
 
 I refused indignantly. The very least I could do was to 
 stand by my poor young relatives in their troubles and help 
 them through. I did so. I wore that inferior cat's eye for 
 six weeks! 
 
 It is a time I cannot think of even now without a shud- 
 der. The more I saw of that terrible old woman the more 
 I detested her, and we saw a very great deal of her. Leta 
 kept her word, and neither accepted nor gave invitations 
 all that time. We were cut oil from all society but that 
 of old General Fairford, who would go anywhere and meet 
 anyone to get a rubber after dinner ; the doctor, a sporting 
 widower; and the Duberlys, a giddy, rather rackety young 
 couple who had taken the Dower House for a year. Lady 
 Carwitchet seemed perfectly content. She reveled in the 
 soft living and good fare of the Manor House, the drives 
 in Leta's big barouche, and Domenico's dinners, as one to 
 whom short commons were not unknown. She had a hun- 
 gry way of grabbing and grasping at everything she could 
 the shillings she won at whist, the best fruit at dessert, the 
 postage stamps in the library inkstand that was infinitely 
 suggestive. Sometimes I could have pitied her, she was so 
 greedy, so spiteful, so friendless. She always made me 
 think of some wicked old pirate putting into a peaceful 
 port to provision and repair his battered old hulk, obliged 
 to live on friendly terms with the natives, but his piratical 
 old nostrils asniff for plunder and his piratical old soul 
 longing to be off marauding once more. When would that 
 be ? Not till the arrival in Paris of her distinguished Ameri- 
 can friends, of whom we heard a great deal. " Charming 
 people, the Bokums of Chicago, the American branch of the 
 English Beauchamps, you know ! " They seemed to be tak- 
 ing an unconscionable time to get there. She would have 
 insisted on being driven over to Northchurch to call at the 
 palace, but that the bishop was understood to be holding 
 confirmations at the other end of the diocese. 
 
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 I was alone in the house one afternoon sitting by my 
 window, toying with the key of my safe, and wondering 
 whether I dare treat myself to a peep at my treasures, when 
 a suspicious movement in the park below caught my atten- 
 tion. A black figure certainly dodged from behind one tree 
 to the next, and then into the shadow of the park paling 
 instead of keeping to the footpath. It looked queer. I 
 caught up my field glass and marked him at one point 
 where he was bound to come into the open for a few steps.* 
 He crossed the strip of turf with giant strides and got into- 
 cover again, but not quick enough to prevent me recogniz- 
 ing him. It was great heavens ! the bishop ! In a soft 
 hat pulled over his forehead, with a long cloak and a big 
 stick, he looked like a poacher. 
 
 Guided by some mysterious instinct I hurried to meet 
 him. I opened the conservatory door, and in he rushed 
 like a hunted rabbit. Without explanation I led him up 
 the wide staircase to my room, where he dropped into a 
 chair and wiped his face. 
 
 " You are astonished, Mr. Acton," he panted. " I will 
 explain directly. Thanks." He tossed off the glass of 
 brandy I had poured out without waiting for the qualifying 
 soda, and looked better. 
 
 " I am in serious trouble. You can help me. I've had a 
 shock to-day a grievous shock." He stopped and tried 
 to pull himself together. " I must trust you implicitly, Mr, 
 Acton, I have no choice. Tell me what you think of this." 
 He drew a case from his breast pocket and opened it. " I 
 promised you should see the Valdez sapphire. Look 
 there ! " 
 
 The Valdez sapphire ! A great big shining lump of blue 
 crystal flawless and of perfect color that was all. I took 
 it up, breathed on it, drew out my magnifier, looked at it 
 in one light and another. What was wrong with it? I 
 could not say. Nine experts out of ten would undoubtedly 
 have pronounced the stone genuine. I, by virtue of some 
 mysterious instinct that has hitherto always guided me 
 aright, was the unlucky tenth. I looked at the bishop. His 
 
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 eyes met mine. There was no need of spoken word be- 
 tween us. 
 
 " Has Lady Carwitchet shown you her sapphire ? " was 
 his most unexpected question. " She has ? Now, Mr. 
 Acton, on your honor as a connoisseur and a gentleman, 
 which of the two is the Valdez? " 
 
 " Not this one." I could say naught else. 
 
 " You were my last hope." He broke off, and dropped 
 his face on his folded arms with a groan that shook the 
 table on which he rested, while I stood dismayed at myself 
 for having let so hasty a judgment escape me. He lifted 
 a ghastly countenance to me. " She vowed she would see 
 me ruined and disgraced. I made her my enemy by cross- 
 ing some of her schemes once, and she never forgives. She 
 will keep her word. I shall appear before the world as a 
 fraudulent trustee. I can neither produce the valuable con- 
 fided to my charge nor make the loss good. I have only 
 an incredible story to tell," he dropped his head and 
 groaned again. " Who will believe me ? " 
 
 " I will, for one." 
 
 " Ah, you ? Yes, you know her. She took my wife from 
 me, Mr. Acton. Heaven only knows what the hold was 
 that she had over poor Mira. She encouraged her to set 
 me at defiance and eventually to leave me. She was an- 
 swerable for all the scandalous folly and extravagance of 
 poor Mira's life in Paris spare me the telling of the story. 
 She left her at last to die alone and uncared for. I reached 
 my wife to find her dying of a fever from which Lady Car- 
 witchet and her crew had fled. She was raving in delirium, 
 and died without recognizing me. Some trouble she had 
 been in which I must never know oppressed her. At the 
 very last she roused from a long stupor and spoke to the 
 nurse. ' Tell him to get the sapphire back she stole it. 
 She has robbed my child/ Those were her last words. 
 The nurse understood no English, and treated them as 
 wandering ; but / heard them, and knew she was sane when 
 she spoke." 
 
 "What did you do?" 
 
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 "What could I? I saw Lady Carwitchet, who laughed 
 at me, and defied me to make her confess or disgorge. I 
 took the pendant to more than one eminent jeweler on pre- 
 tense of having the setting seen to, and all have examined 
 and admired without giving a hint of there being anything 
 wrong. I allowed a celebrated mineralogist to see it; he 
 gave no sign " 
 
 " Perhaps they are right and we are wrong." 
 
 " No, no. Listen. I heard of an old Dutchman cele- 
 brated for his imitations. I went to him, and he told me 
 at once that he had been allowed by Montanaro to copy 
 the Valdez setting and all for the Paris Exhibition. I 
 showed him this, and he claimed it for his own work at 
 once, and pointed out his private mark upon it. You must 
 take your magnifier to find it ; a Greek Beta. He also told 
 me that he had sold it to Lady Carwitchet more than a 
 year ago." 
 
 " It is a terrible position." 
 
 " It is. My co-trustee died lately. I have never dared 
 to have another appointed. I am bound to hand over the 
 sapphire to my daughter on her marriage, if her husband 
 consents to take the name of Montanaro." 
 
 The bishop's face was ghastly pale, and the moisture 
 started on his brow. I racked my brain for some word of 
 comfort. 
 
 " Miss Panton may never marry." 
 
 " But she will ! " he shouted. " That is the blow that 
 has been dealt me to-day. My chaplain actually, my chap- 
 lain tells me that he is going out as a temperance mis- 
 sionary to equatorial Africa, and has the assurance to add 
 that he believes my daughter is not indisposed to accom- 
 pany him ! " His consummating wrath acted as a mo- 
 mentary stimulant. He sat upright, his eyes flashing and 
 his brow thunderous. I felt for that chaplain. Then he 
 collapsed miserably. " The sapphires will have to be pro- 
 duced, identified, revalued. How shall I come out of it? 
 Think of the disgrace, the ripping up of old scandals ! Even 
 if I were to compound with Lady Carwitchet, the sum she 
 
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 hinted at was too monstrous. She wants more than my 
 money. Help me, Mr. Acton ! For the sake of your own 
 family interests, help me ! " 
 
 " I beg your pardon family interests ? I don't under- 
 stand." 
 
 " If my daughter is childless, her next of kin is poor 
 Marmaduke Panton, who is dying at Cannes, not married, 
 or likely to marry; and failing him, your nephew, Sir 
 Thomas Acton, succeeds." 
 
 My nephew Tom ! Leta, or Leta's baby, might come to 
 "be the possible inheritor of the great Valdez sapphire ! The 
 blood rushed to my head as I looked at the great shining 
 swindle before me. " What diabolic jugglery was at work 
 when the exchange was made ? " I demanded fiercely. 
 
 " It must have been on the last occasion of her wearing 
 the sapphires in London. I ought never to have let her 
 out of my sight." 
 
 " You must put a stop to Miss Panton's marriage in the 
 first place," I pronounced as autocratically as he could 
 liave done himself. 
 
 " Not to be thought of," he admitted helplessly. " Mira 
 has my force of character. She knows her rights, and she 
 will have her jewels. I want you to take charge of the 
 thing for me. If it's in the house she'll make me produce 
 it. She'll inquire at the banker's. If you have it we can 
 gain time, if but for a day or two." He broke off. Carriage 
 wheels were crashing on the gravel outside. We looked 
 at one another in consternation. Flight was imperative. I 
 hurried him downstairs and out of the conservatory just 
 as the door bell rang. I think we both lost our heads in 
 the confusion. He shoved the case into my hands, and 
 I pocketed it, without a thought of the awful responsi- 
 bility I was incurring, and saw him disappear into the shel- 
 ter of the friendly night. 
 
 When I think of what my feelings were that evening 
 of my murderous hatred of that smirking, jesting Jezebel 
 who sat opposite me at dinner, my wrathful indignation at 
 the thought of the poor little expected heir defrauded ere 
 
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 his birth; of the crushing contempt I felt for myself and 
 the bishop as a pair of witless idiots unable to see our 
 way out of the dilemma; all this boiling and surging 
 through my soul, I can only wonder Domenico having 
 given himself a holiday, and the kitchen maid doing her 
 worst and wickedest that gout or jaundice did not put 
 an end to this story at once. 
 
 " Uncle Paul ! " Leta was looking her sweetest when 
 she tripped into my room next morning. " I've news for 
 you. She," pointing a delicate forefinger in the direction. 
 of the corridor, " is going ! Her Bokums have reached 
 Paris at last, and sent for her to join them at the Grand 
 Hotel." 
 
 I was thunderstruck. The longed-for deliverance had 
 but come to remove hopelessly and forever out of my; 
 reach Lady Carwitchet and the great Valdez sapphire. 
 
 " Why, aren't you overjoyed? I am. We are going to 
 celebrate the event by a dinner party. Tom's hospitable 
 soul is vexed by the lack of entertainment we had pro- 
 vided her. We must ask the Brownleys some day or other, 
 and they will be delighted to meet anything in the way 
 of a ladyship, or such smart folks as the Duberly-Parkers.. 
 Then we may as well have the Blomfields, and air that, 
 awful modern Sevres dessert service she gave us when, 
 we were married." I had no objection to make, and she 
 went on, rubbing her soft cheek against my shoulder like 
 the purring little cat she was : " Now I want you to do 
 something to please me and Mrs. Blomfield. She has 
 set her heart on seeing your rubies, and though I know 
 you hate her about as much as you do that Sevres 
 china " 
 
 " What! Wear my rubies with that! I won't. I'll tell 
 you what I will do, though. I've got some carbuncles as 
 big as prize gooseberries, a whole set. Then you have 
 only to put those Bohemian glass vases and candelabra on 
 the table, and let your gardener do his worst with his great 
 forced, scentless, vulgar blooms, and we shall all be in keep- 
 ing." Leta pouted. An idea struck me. " Or I'll do as 
 
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 you wish, on one condition. You get Lady Carwitchet to 
 wear her big sapphire, and don't tell her I wish it." 
 
 I lived through the next few days as one in some evil 
 dream. The sapphires, like twin specters, haunted me day 
 and night. Was ever man so tantalized? To hold the 
 shadow and see the substance dangled temptingly within 
 reach. The bishop made no sign of ridding me of my un- 
 welcome charge, and the thought of what might happen 
 in a case of burglary fire earthquake made me start 
 and tremble at all sorts of inopportune moments. 
 
 I kept faith with Leta, and reluctantly produced my 
 beautiful rubies on the night of her dinner party. Emerg- 
 ing from my room I came full upon Lady Carwitchet in 
 the corridor. She was dressed for dinner, and at her throat 
 I caught the blue gleam of the great sapphire. Leta had 
 kept faith with me. I don't know what I stammered in 
 reply to her ladyship's remarks ; my whole soul was ab- 
 sorbed in the contemplation of the intoxicating loveliness 
 of the gem. That a Palais Royal deception! Incredible! 
 My fingers twitched, my breath came short and fierce with 
 the lust of possession. She must have seen the covet- 
 ous glare in my eyes. A look of gratified spiteful com- 
 placency overspread her features, as she swept on ahead 
 and descended the stairs before me. I followed her to the 
 drawing-room door. She stopped suddenly, and murmur- 
 ing something unintelligible hurried back again. 
 
 Everybody was assembled there that I expected to see, 
 with an addition. Not a welcome one by the look on 
 Tom's face. He stood on the hearthrug conversing with a 
 great hulking, high-shouldered fellow, sallow-faced, with a 
 heavy mustache and drooping eyelids, from the corners of 
 which flashed out a sudden suspicious look as I approached, 
 which lighted up into a greedy one as it rested on my 
 rubies, and seemed unaccountably familiar to me, till Lady 
 Carwitchet tripping past me exclaimed : 
 
 " He has come at last ! My naughty, naughty boy ! Mr. 
 Acton, this is my son, Lord Carwitchet ! " 
 
 I broke off short in the midst of my polite acknowledg- 
 
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 ments to stare blankly at her. The sapphire was gone ! K 
 great gilt cross, with a Scotch pebble like an acid drop, was 
 her sole decoration. 
 
 " I had to put my pendant away," she explained confiden- 
 tially ; " the clasp had got broken somehow." I didn't be- 
 lieve a word. 
 
 Lord Carwitchet contributed little to the general enter- 
 tainment at dinner, but fell into confidential talk with Mrs. 
 Duberly-Parker. I caught a few unintelligible remarks 
 across the table. They referred, I subsequently discovered, 
 to the lady's little book on Northchurch races, and I recol- 
 lected that the Spring Meeting was on, and to-morrow 
 " Cup Day." After dinner there was great talk about get- 
 ting up a party to go on General Fairford's drag. Lady 
 Carwitchet was in ecstasies and tried to coax me into join- 
 ing. Leta declined positively. Tom accepted sulkily. 
 
 The look in Lord Carwitchet's eye returned to my mind 
 as I locked up my rubies that night. It made him look so 
 like his mother ! I went round my fastenings with unusual 
 care. Safe and closets and desk and doors, I tried them 
 all. Coming at last to the bathroom, it opened at once. 
 It was the housemaid's doing. She had evidently taken ad- 
 vantage of my having abandoned the room to give it " a 
 thorough spring cleaning," and I anathematized her. The 
 furniture was all piled together and veiled with sheets, the 
 carpet and felt curtain were gone, there were new brooms 
 about. As I peered around, a voice close at my ear made 
 me jump Lady Carwitchet's ! 
 
 " I tell you I have nothing, not a penny ! I shall have 
 to borrow my train fare before I can leave this. They'll be 
 glad enough to lend it." 
 
 Not only had the portiere been removed, but the door 
 behind it had been unlocked and left open for convenience 
 of dusting behind the wardrobe. I might as well have been 
 in the bedroom. 
 
 " Don't tell me," I recognized Carwitchet's growl. 
 " You've not been here all this time for nothing. You've 
 been collecting for a Kilburn cot or getting subscriptions 
 
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 for the distressed Irish landlords. I know you. Now I'm 
 not going to see myself ruined for the want of a paltry 
 hundred or so. I tell you the colt is a dead certainty. If I 
 could have got a thousand or two on him last week, we 
 might have ended our dog days millionaires. Hand over 
 what you can. You've money's worth, if not money. 
 Whe*re's that sapphire you stole ? " 
 
 " I didn't. I can show you the receipted bill. All / pos- 
 sess is honestly come by. What could you do with it, even 
 if I gave it you? You couldn't sell it as the Valdez, and 
 you can't get it cut up as you might if it were real." 
 
 " If it's only bogus, why are you always in such a flutter 
 about it? I'll do something with it, never fear. Hand 
 over." 
 
 " I can't. I haven't got it. I had to raise something on 
 it before I left town." 
 
 " Will you swear it's not in that wardrobe ? I dare say 
 you will. I mean to see. Give me those keys." 
 
 I heard a struggle and a jingle, then the wardrobe door 
 must have been flung open, for a streak of light struck 
 through a crack in the wood of the back. Creeping close 
 and peeping through, I could see an awful sight. Lady 
 Carwitchet in a flannel wrapper, minus hair, teeth, com- 
 plexion, pointing a skinny forefinger that quivered with 
 rage at her son, who was out of the range of my vision. 
 
 " Stop that, and throw those keys down here directly, or 
 I'll rouse the house. Sir Thomas is a magistrate, and will 
 lock you up as soon as look at you." She clutched at the 
 bell rope as she spoke. " I'll swear I'm in danger of my 
 life from you and give you in charge. Yes, and when you're 
 in prison I'll keep you there till you die. I've often thought 
 I'd do it. How about the hotel robberies last summer at 
 Cowes, eh? Mightn't the police be grateful for a hint or 
 two? And how about " 
 
 The keys fell with a crash on the bed, accompanied by; 
 some bad language in an apologetic tone, and the door 
 slammed to. I crept trembling to bed. 
 
 This new and horrible complication of the situation filled 
 
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 me with dismay. Lord Carwitchet's wolfish glance at my 
 rubies took a new meaning. They were safe enough, I be- 
 lieved but the sapphire ! If he disbelieved his mother, how 
 long would she be able to keep it from his clutches ? That 
 she had some plot of her own of which the bishop would 
 eventually be the victim I did not doubt, or why had she 
 not made her bargain with him long ago? But supposing 
 she took fright, lost her head, allowed her son to wrest the 
 jewel from her, or gave consent to its being mutilated, 
 divided ! I lay in a cold perspiration till morning. 
 
 My terrors haunted me all day. They were with me at 
 breakfast time when Lady Carwitchet, tripping in smiling, 
 made a last attempt to induce me to accompany her and 
 keep her " bad, bad boy " from getting among " those hor- 
 rid betting men." 
 
 They haunted me through the long peaceful day with 
 Leta and the tete-a-tete dinner, but they swarmed around 
 and beset me sorest when, sitting alone over my sitting- 
 room fire, I listened for the return of the drag party. I 
 read my newspaper and brewed myself some hot strong 
 drink, but there comes a time of night when no fire can 
 warm and no drink can cheer. The bishop's despairing 
 face kept me company, and his troubles and the wrongs of 
 the future heir took possession of me. Then the uncanny 
 noises that make all old houses ghostly during the small 
 hours began to make themselves heard. Muffled footsteps 
 trod the corridor, stopping to listen at every door, door 
 latches gently clicked, boards creaked unreasonably, sounds 
 of stealthy movements came from the locked-up bathroom. 
 The welcome crash of wheels at last, and the sound of the 
 front-door bell. I could hear Lady Carwitchet making her 
 shrill adieux to her friends and her steps in the corridor. 
 She was softly humming a little song as she approached. 
 I heard her unlock her bedroom door before she entered 
 an odd thing to do. Tom came sleepily stumbling to his 
 room later. I put my head out. " Where is Lord Car- 
 witchet ?" 
 
 " Haven't you seen him ? He left us hours ago. Not 
 
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 come home, eh ? Well, he's welcome to stay away. I don't 
 want to see more of him." Tom's brow was dark and his 
 voice surly. " I gave him to understand as much." What- 
 ever had happened, Tom was evidently too disgusted to 
 explain just then. 
 
 I went back to my fire unaccountably relieved, and 
 brewed myself another and a stronger brew. It warmed 
 me this time, but excited me foolishly. There must be 
 some way out of the difficulty. I felt now as if I could 
 almost see it if I gave my mind to it. Why suppose 
 there might be no difficulty after all ! The bishop was a 
 nervous old gentleman. He might have been mistaken all 
 through, Bogaerts might have been mistaken, I might no. 
 I could not have been mistaken or I thought not. I 
 fidgeted and fumed and argued with myself till I found I 
 should have no peace of mind without a look at the stone 
 in my possession, and I actually went to the safe and took 
 the case out. 
 
 The sapphire certainly looked different by lamplight. I 
 sat and stared, and all but overpersuaded my better judg- 
 ment into giving it a verdict. Bogaerts's mark I suddenly 
 remembered it. I took my magnifier and held the pendant 
 to the light. There, scratched upon the stone, was the 
 Greek Beta ! There came a tap on my door, and before I 
 could answer, the handle turned softly and Lord Carwitchet 
 stood before me. I whipped the case into my dressing- 
 gown pocket and stared at him. He was not pleasant to 
 look at, especially at that time of night. He had a dishev- 
 eled, desperate air, his voice was hoarse, his red-rimmed 
 eyes wild. 
 
 " I beg your pardon," he began civilly enough. " I saw 
 your light burning, and thought, as we go by the early train 
 to-morrow, you might allow me to consult you now on a 
 little business of my mother's." His eyes roved about 
 the room. Was he trying to find the whereabouts of 
 my safe ? " You know a lot about precious stones, don't 
 you?" 
 
 " So my friends are kind enough to say. Won't you sit 
 
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 down ? I have unluckily little chance of indulging the taste 
 on my own account," was my cautious reply. 
 
 " But you've written a book about them, and know them 
 when you see them, don't you ? Now my mother has given 
 me something, and would like you to give a guess at its 
 value. Perhaps you can put me in the way of disposing 
 of it?" 
 
 " I certainly can do so if it is worth anything. Is that 
 it ? " I was in a fever of excitement, for I guessed what 
 was clutched in his palm. He held out to me the Valdez 
 sapphire. 
 
 How it shone and sparkled like a great blue star! I 
 made myself a deprecating smile as I took it from him, but 
 how dare I call it false to its face ? As well accuse the sun 
 in heaven of being a cheap imitation. I faltered and pre- 
 varicated feebly. Where was my moral courage, and where 
 was the good, honest, thumping lie that should have aided 
 me ? "I have the best authority for recognizing this as a 
 very good copy of a famous stone in the possession of the 
 Bishop of Northchurch." His scowl grew so black that I 
 saw he believed me, and I went on more cheerily : " This 
 was manufactured by Johannes Bogaerts I can give you 
 his address, and you can make inquiries yourself by spe- 
 cial permission of the then owner, the late Leone Mon- 
 tanaro." 
 
 " Hand it back ! " he interrupted (his other remarks were 
 outrageous, but satisfactory to hear) ; but I waved him off. 
 I couldn't give it up. It fascinated me. I toyed with it, I 
 caressed it. I made it display its different tones of color. 
 I must see the two stones together. I must see it outshine 
 its paltry rival. It was a whimsical frenzy that seized me 
 I can call it by no other name. 
 
 " Would you like to see the original ? Curiously enough, 
 I have it here. The bishop has left it in my charge." 
 
 The wolfish light flamed up in Carwitchet's eyes as I 
 drew forth the case. He laid the Valdez down on a sheet 
 of paper, and I placed the other, still in its case, beside it. 
 In that moment they looked identical, except for the little 
 
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 loop of sham stones, replaced by a plain gold band in the 
 bishop's jewel. Carwitchet leaned across the table eagerly, 
 the table gave a lurch, the lamp tottered, crashed over, and 
 we were left in semidarkness. 
 
 " Don't stir ! " Carwitchet shouted. " The paraffin is all 
 over the place ! " He seized my sofa blanket, and flung it 
 over the table while I stood helpless. " There, that's safe 
 now. Have you candles on the chimney-piece? I've got 
 matches." 
 
 He looked very white and excited as he lit up. " Might 
 have been an awkward job with all that burning parafim 
 running about," he said quite pleasantly. " I hope no real 
 harm is done." I was lifting the rug with shaking hands. 
 The two stones lay as I had placed them. No ! I nearly 
 dropped it back again. It was the stone in the case that 
 had the loop with the three sham sapphires ! 
 
 Carwitchet picked the other up hastily. " So you say this 
 is rubbish ? " he asked, his eyes sparkling wickedly, and an 
 attempt at mortification in his tone. 
 
 " Utter rubbish ! " I pronounced, with truth and decision, 
 snapping up the case and pocketing it. " Lady Carwitchet 
 must have known it." 
 
 " Ah, well, it's disappointing, isn't it ? Good-by, we shall 
 not meet again." 
 
 I shook hands with him most cordially. " Good-by, Lord 
 Carwitchet. So glad to have met you and your mother. 
 It has been a source of the greatest pleasure, I assure you." 
 
 I have never seen the Carwitchets since. The bishop 
 drove over next day in rather better spirits. Miss Panton 
 had refused the chaplain. 
 
 " It doesn't matter, my lord," I said to him heartily. 
 " We've all been under some strange misconception. The 
 stone in your possession is the veritable one. I could swear 
 to that anywhere. The sapphire Lady Carwitchet wears is 
 only an excellent imitation, and I have seen it with my 
 own eyes is the one bearing Bogaerts's mark, the Greek 
 Beta." 
 
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