D24^ ^ THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES K THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT, AND OTHER POEMS. London; i'rintkd by jambs Movr.s, Castlt Street, I.ejcestfr iSiiuare. TIIK RETIRED LIEUTENANT. AND THK BATTLE OF LONCARTY. By JOHN LAKE, ACTIIOR OF " THE GOLDEN GLOVE," A COMEDY, &C. c^C. IN TWO VOLUMES. VOL. I. LONDON: JOHN HATCHARD AND'SON, PICCADILLY M.UCCC. XXXVI. PREFACE: WITH BRIEF REMARKS ON SOME OF THE POLITICAL PROCEED- INGS OF THE times; OCCASIONED BY THE GREAT NEGLECT WHICH POETRY, AND ALL THE OTHER HIGH ARTS, ARE AT PRESENT SUBJECTED TO THROUGH THE AGITATION IN WHICH THE PUBLIC MIND IS CONTINUALLY KEPT BY POLITICAL SPECULATIONS. Although, in recently publishing a sudden ebullition of poetical colere, I was induced to give a brief catalogue of my literary compositions, being here presenting myself, not as a disputant on, but a professor of, the poetic art, it appears necessary that I should again take the liberty of introducing myself to the public as a stranger ; which I beg leave so far to do, as respectfully to state, tliat, instigated by believing I might be able to add something to the ornamental literature of my country, at a very early age I began to write, and have from time to time com- posed a variety of works : but the situation in life in which fortune thought fit to place me being somewhat remote from the literary world, and the ways I have tried to get to it full of obstructions, I have never, hitherto, found myself of a temper to persevere in endeavouring to make my way through them. The time, however, is at length arrived when duty to myself binds me to delay no longer in trying my best to get some of my works placed before the public, and that I now do in this first volume of my poems. b 4 i O'jt i VI PREFACE. I begin the publication with my first production in the shape of a regular poem ; though in the order of my writings, as to the time of their composition, it ought to have been preceded by two plays, a comedy and a tragedy ; and also many small pieces, the first flutterings of my unfledged muse before she ventured to take wing towards the temple of fame ; but as the drama in this country is now under a total eclipse, if not totally ex- tinguished, and the public never read plays unless they are acted, I pass over the plays and small pieces to begin with this poem, which I wrote about the year 1816, as an experiment to prove whether British taste in poetry (which was then running mad) might not still allow a place in its attention to the simple sentimental strains for which English poetry had been long admired : but as, from the reception the piece met with amongst the then publishers of poetry, there appeared to be as much madness on my side as on the side of taste, for proposing such a thing, its eftects were never brought to proof; and although, in now presenting it to the public, I know there is no chance for it with general taste, yet, should it meet with any minds pleased to follow it through its simple scenes, to such I dedicate it ; while I can assure others that, if they love the thundering of the tempest more than the soft whisper of the zephyr, I have plenty of " spirit-stirring" work to present to them, if they will patiently read on till they come to it. Yet the sending forth, at the present time, a work commencing with a simple sentimental poem, as this does, with expectation of attention, is, I confess, rather a forlorn hope ; England is not now the England it was in the days of Dyer or Goldsmith. Then, with open simplicity of PREFACE. Vll miiul, (the glory of the English character, and always the nursery of talents and mental strength,) Englishmen list- ened to the strains of the philosophic muse with edifica- tion and delight, and our country teemed with great men, and rapidly rose in the scale of nations. But during the last half century a change in our social character has taken place ; the age we now live in is the " enlightened age;" our "intellects" have heen *' marching;" "the schoolmaster is ahroad." Instead of public attention being engaged, as wont, by the philosopher, the poet, and the moralist, as they occasionally issued from a dignified press, we now hear of nothing but " Political Economy ;" " Diff*usion of Useful Knowledge;" " Political Unions;" and " JVIechanics' Institutions :" the veriest reptile in lite- rature, who dips his pen in the gall of political contention, and, raging to establish the dogmas of his moon-stricken brain, excites to rapine and blood, rises from his dunghill, and becomes a giant in the arena of public characters ; while the poet, who writes to draw men to brotherly kindness, and temper our natures for more exalted being, writes unheeded. Nevertheless, this is still an " enlightened age :" taste for the exalted kinds of literature, which have ever tended to elevate the nations who cherished them, has forsaken us, and eminent talents in almost all the hifjh arts are fast disappearing : but, what then ? we have every coal- porter ready to start as a legislator, and every pavier as a minister of state. The feats achieved by the " Diftusers of Knowledge" in this way have, indeed, been Herculean : but those philo- sophers, in the ardour of their philanthropy, in the heat of their desires to improve the condition of society, Vin PREFACE. seem to have siifFered one rather important consideration to escape them; for, in '* diffusing knowledge" amongst their pupils, they seem never to have thought of accom- panying the same with a " diffusion" of sense and under- standing. The " diffusers" themselves have, it is to be hoped, sufficient sense to know that " knowledge" does not always beget wisdom ; they, doubtless, know that sense, without much " knowledge," will enable a man to know knaves and impostors from honest men ; while " know- ledge," without sense, may render a man who, had he remained ignorant, might have remained honest, both a knave and an impostor. ^ In the old-fashioned times of poetry I have spoken of, it was written with true philosophy, and i-ead by all the world with delighted acquiescence, that " where ignorance is bliss, 'Tis folly to be wise." And, therefore, though the waters of knowledge be sweet, and their fountains ought to be thrown open to every human being, that all may drink at them according to their thirst, our day-working " diffusers" who seek to force " knowledge," as it were by steam, into all heads promiscuously, must not expect extravagant praise for their philanthropy. Knowledge is immeasurable to human search ; the pursuit of it is a race without a goal. The quaint Sir John Denham says — '* For why, the wisest of all mortal men Said he knew naught, but that he naught did know." PREFACE, IX And if one who luul reaclietl the greatest extent of know- ledge attainahle by " nioital man," declared, alter all, that he " naught did know," (a truth which every man of real knowledge, even in the extended state of know- ledge in the present day, will subscribe to as being his own case,) of what advantage can it be to men depending for subsistence on their industry in labour, to have their attentions tempted from the same by pursuits that the further they advance in the more they will find themselves wanting? Nay, if the famous lines of another great poet be of any value — lines which, for their simple truth, have been for the last hundred years placed in our children's school-books, namely, that " A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierean spring :" the " diffusers," who urge what they call knowledge on persons whose other important callings render it inipos- sible they can " drink deep," nuist excuse reflecting men if they pronounce them, not philanthropists, but mis- chievous deceivers. I am not by this advocating the doctrine that know- ledge in the working classes is dangerous, and that men dependent on their labour ought to be kept in ignorance ; I cannot advocate any thing injurious to men of those classes, for I am one of them ; the working classes of the people suffer no hardships that I do not also suffer; and I derive no benefits from society that I do not, in common with them, earn by my labour. My desire in making these observations is to warn the classes I belong to against the evils of treacherous friendship — against suffering them- selves to be the tools of mercenary schemers ; because, of X PREFACE, late times, certain men, whose chief talents lie in their presumption and impudence, have set themselves up as public teachers of the people, by establishing societies and institutions, under specious names, with pretence of afford- ing them useful information and scientific instruction ; but, really, to insinuate into their minds the poisons of partisan politics, trusting thereby to secure a superior numerical weight of the people to support their political movements on public occasions, and thus promote their own advancement to offices of gain ; the real good of the tools who may so choose to serve them being the remotest consideration in their thoughts. But, on the presumption qf such men setting them- selves up as teachers of the people, and drawing working men from their industry, to vitiate and demoralise their minds with political cabals, without there being the smallest possible chance of such studies ever doing them any good, while the vile mercenary purposes for which they do so are so prominently visible, no observing man can look without disgust. Thanks to the truly benevolent portions of the community, the poorest of the people may now obtain the inestimable acquirement of being able to read and write their own language, and those invaluable keys to the temple of knowledge being placed in all hands, all who find that knowledge in any art or science might be useful to them, may easily obtain it, pure from its fountains, with the honour of having gained it by their own eflforts, and without the contamination of partisan politics. But this mock " diffusion of knowledge" is only one of the many levers that assist in moving the machinery now employed in disturbing the peace and distracting the PREFACE. XI energies of this great country ; the grand battering-ram itself is the cry of " Reform ;" and shaken as the organisa- tion of the state thereby ah*eady is, strange to say, that, too, is only a mockery of the people. It has been said that nations may be ruled In' names and epithets ; and certainly the power of a name or epithet, however falsely a})plied, is often wonderful. By the word " Reform," simple, common-sense people sup- pose that improvement is meant; that a bettering of things is proposed ; that some evil is to be removed ; some cor- ruption cleansed away; some vice to be abated; and, consequently, when the cry of " Reform of Parliament" was sounded through the kingdom, the good people of England, who always were in trouble, and always will be, yielding easy confidence to the orators who trumpeted the ciy forth, and convinced that immeasurable benefits would result to them therefrom, all simultaneously issued from their shops and warehouses, and never ceased callino- out " Reform !" " Reform !" till they so terrified the weak- lings then in the councils and senate of the nation by their yells, that, to pacify them, they left all to their mercy, and got out of the way, glad to save their ears in the scramble. The good people then quickly got " Reform of Par- liament," in all the plenitude their orators desired ; or, if not so, it was the fault of the orators themselves, for they had all the old timbers of the constitution relatinc: to parliament, which our careful forefathers took such pains in clamping and dovetailing together to keep out the vermin of their time, unscrewed and laid open before them ; and now let us see what this " Reform," so loudly called for, and so vigorously applied to parliament by its advocates, has really produced. XII PREFACE. It was expected, as has been said, to " better things ;" '' to remove evils;" " to cleanse away corruptions;" and " abate vices :" but, looking first at the component parts of the assembly it was applied to, — namely, at the persons who constitute the same, — we find that, instead of bettering things, it has driven from it men of experienced judgment, talents, and honour, and replaced them by visionary libertines, ruffian bravoes, and beggarly specu- lators ; that, instead of having " removed the evil " of influence in elections, it has only abridged that power in one class of persons, and enlarged it to another, who are greedily practising it through the meanest artifices, even to the extent of barefaced perjury and fraud ; that instead of having " cleansed" that assembly from bribery and corruption, it has only produced occasion to excite the same in greater rankness ; that instead of " abating the vice" of lavishing the people's money on friends and favourites, it has caused a continual creation of new offices and employments to feed a new flight of hungry adherents, at the public expense, ever since it came into operation. So much for the first application to our institutions of what the illuminati of our age call " Reform :" and thus the term Reform — a term which, in its true sense, denotes regeneration from evil, restoration to virtue, and the pu- rification of men's hearts from their vices — has, amongst us, been perverted to express a mere political movement, a change in the agents of power ; under the action of which the basest vices of the human heart have been heated to greater rankness — public virtue deeply de- moralised — and not one substantial good realised to the people. With those facts standing broadly forth before them, I I'HEFACE. XIII as they already clearly do, it inij^lit be expected the people would o])en their eyes to the deceptions practised on them, and cease to yield themselves tiie slaves of mercenary adventurers : but the complaint made of old against the people of another nation might now, it would seem, be justly revived against the people of this, namely, that they " have eyes, but see not ; and ears, but do not hear ;" for their " patriots," without shame at the exposure of the national mockery of their " Parliamentary Reform," as to rendering Parliament more honest and upright than it has hitherto been, are still continuing their schemes for power by proposing new changes which they call " Re- form," and the people are still continuing to yield them- selves the blind instruments of their speculations. I have already said I am one of the " people," one of the class that now exclusively claim to be so denominated ; and, therefore, trusting it will be evident that I can have no interest or object to induce me to advance opinions with design to mislead or deceive them, I expect they will duly weigh the above observations, and, for the pacifi- cation of the country, and the good of trade, by which we all live, be induced to moderate their ardour in pursuing the political deceptions now conjuring up before them, and refrain from o-ivins; their valuable time and hard- earned pence to support the political quacks and parlia- mentary mendicants who are on all sides besetting them, and this advice I leave them to ponder over. To the heads and leaders in the above transactions, the " patriots" themselves, I now address myself; and, supposing them possessed of the discernment, to be aware that there is a vast body of the British nation who clearly see, under all their pretended patriotism, their true motives XIV PREFACE. of action ; to them I beg leave to say, that, though I allow office and power, with the importance, patronage, and emolument, too, that accompany the same, to be very desirable matters ; still, with the sense of probity, and what constitutes consistency of character, that my humble rearing has given me, I declare I am, beyond measure, astonished and surprised to see gentlemen, men born to rank and property, men of education, and accustomed to good society, and who, in the ordinary affairs of life, would be ashamed to do any thing openly dishonourable (which we are called on to believe most of the men now holding the chief offices of government are), — I say I am astonished that such men are found capable of having recourse to the low, the base, the utterly dishonourable artifices, impostures, and deceptions, which they, of late, practised in the face of the country to get into office, and still continue practising to keep the same. Were they the low-born desperate adventurers that some of their adherents are, mere political brigands, watching to enter into any scheme to cast loose the property of the country, that they might have a chance of sharing in a new division of its spoil, such conduct would create no surprise ; but in gentlemen of station, in whom susceptibility of shame might be expected, such conduct is unaccountable. But, setting aside scheming and tricking in regard to office, in the arts of which some of the right honourables now in power must certainly have taken lessons from their valets ; setting aside, too, the criminality of conspiring, by sinking the constituency of the kingdom, to give an over- bearing character to the House of Commons, to the over- awing or subverting the freedom of the other two branches of the constitution (which is clearly the intent and object PHEKACE. XV of all their reforms); setting aside the dishonourableness of the one, and the guilt of the utiier ; and granting that it is not thirst for power, and the advantages of office that urges them on in their course, but the pure conscientious patriotism and desire of the people's welfare that they pretend to; — allowing all this, I say, the charge against them for proceeding as they are doing is only shifted from want of honesty to want of judgment; from design- ing villany, to egregious blindness and folly ; for if ever the House of Commons be so constituted as to over-rule the king and the aristocracy, this kingdom, by whatever title it may be designated, becomes a republic ; and if there are men in the present day who have studied and learned history, who, having the experience of the woi-ld before them, and the result of the various modes into which civil society has been formed in the different ages and countries of it, are yet of opinion that republican government, or popular supremacy, is the most salutary government for a nation, such men are much below par with their stable- men and chambermaids in comprehending the results of experience in their professions. " The people's supremacy," " the people's taking the management of their affairs into their own hands," is the constant bark of our present leaders in " reforming," and all the yelpers to their pack ; in all their public assemblies they are ever appealing, with deceptive sycophancy, to a Dagon, to which they give the name of " the people;" in their public entertainments their carousals are led by toasting " the peojde ! ' " the true source of all legitimate power, the people!" as if the people did not know, with- out them, that they are the true source of all power, legi- timate or not. But some of " the people" know more ; XVI PREFACE. know that the " legitimate power" of which they are " the true source," is, in them, like to what it is in an almost equally noble animal who has much more, namely, the horse, of no value to him without the rein ; on the contrary, that he may, with all " the true sources of" his *' legiti- mate power" about him, be, by the braying of an ass, driven from control, and hurried to destroy himself on the first object that obstructs his course ; and, if solid common sense do not prevent, " the true source of all legitimate power" amongst us is now in some danger of the same result from the same agency. Yet it is worthy of remark that, as the most daring depredators often feel compunc- tions, and tremble for the consequences of their assaults on the laws, so our present champions of " Reform," while they are heating the nation by inflammatory sophisms in politics almost to ignition, are imploring the people to " judge soberly and deliberately ;" " to promote and forward the great principle of reform temperately and cautiously f^ " to improve the institutions of the country carefully and wisely ;" * as if the waves of the excited ocean, or the bursting of a volcano or earthquake, were not as likely to be counselled to move " temperately " and " cautiously," as were the Bristol rioters, or the Parisian rabble who brought Louis the Sixteenth from Marseilles to the scaffold, and, throwing open their " true sources of all legitimate power," steeped Europe, for a quarter of a century, in blood and moui'ning. But our political alchymists think it quite unfair to charge their doctrines about " the supremacy of the people," as leading to such extremities ; they think that, * See Lord John Russell's spoecli at Bristol. PREFACE. XVU if things were but left to them, they could keep a tap on " the true source of all legitimate power," as on a beer- cask, and turn it oft' and on when they wanted it. hi short, still dreaming over their schoollwy lessons in Greek and Roman history about poj)ular liberty, without reftect- ing on its results even to those nations ; with their " eyes in fine frenzy rolling from earth to heaven, from heaven to earth," after the phantoms poets have dressed up in the all-loved name of liberty, and wanting in the statesman- like solidity of judgment as to that proportionate distri- bution of liberty amongst the members of a community that renders liberty truly valuable ; they are of opinion that democracy is the most natural, the most wise, the most philosophical, and most happy for the human race, of all governments: and many of the visionary sophists who think thus, with the Paria curs who are su])porting them, and ready to support any thing that would create disturb- ance, are now champing the curbs of the law to break down this solid and long-tried monarchy to republicanism ; which being the case, I am almost tempted to enter a little into the true nature of republican government : but, as I am here merely glancing at passing events, and giving a few cursory hints on subjects that the occasion I write for does not call on me further to enter on, I shall only now, to illustrate a little the operations of poj)ular supremacy in the government of nations, briefly allude to the instances ol' it that have lately been, and are still before our eyes. France has lately been a republic ; and has given the modern world a full display of the frenzied exercise of popular power, and conserpient restless and ruinous state of change that so often distracted the early nations who XVUl PREFACE. were subject to it ; of the ferocity, tyranny, robberies, and murders, that ever accompany unbridled democracy. And she has, too, since then, worn the galling chains of unmiti- gated despotism which ever succeed to popular licentious- ness. Is this a precedent to induce wise men to promote a preponderance of democratic power in this country? America is now a republic : but " look on this picture and look on that !" look on Great Britain, and look on America ! America may have no pale artisans out of employment — she may have no beggars — her vast fields may long load the tables of her seedling population with abundance, and that population may roam her intermin- able savannas as free as their wild buffaloes or antelopes ; their only restraint, satiety of freedom — their only legis- lator, the rifle ; while her Congress at Washington, in their mealy coats and leathern aprons, may roam equally free in the mental savannas of interminable speech, and go back to their shops to feed, drink, and vegetate, in the same meal and leather they left them in : the mark of rank and distinction, that rouses the aspiring mind to mag- nanimous effort, and holds up the glass of refinement to society, is not seen there. America, at present, is no more than one common grazing field for all kinds of animals to brouse in together on an equal level ; each species freely enjoying the inclinations of their own wild natures, and feeding alike on the soil that produced them ; and, till America shall doff the republican cap, and divide her people into orders and classes, and distinguish those classes by honours, titles, and power, in the state, too, either as a reward for past, or obtainable by future merit, she will never begin to rise to be a really great and civilised nation. PREFACE. XIX Tliorc arc Americiins wlio UnA tins; who, looking; at the splciuloiir of Eiijiliiiicl, in her famous kings, and long lines of nohility, and the softness it spreads through all the descending grades of society, even down to the talented artisan, to exchange reciprocal homage with each other; and, at once proud that it is the land of their ancestors, and ashamed of their crimes against it, yet fondly call it " Home!" Hail to such hearts I all true Britons will ever embrace them as brothers. 1 have not, in the above glance at the present state of America, pointed out the dark shades that have been im- pressed on the people's morals and manners by the influ- ence of brute republicanism : I wish not to speak harshly of Americans ; they are, with all their foults against us, still children of the British family; and, though, with the mental Atlantic of painful reflections that lie between iis and them, there is now no chance of their returning, like the prodigal son, penitent to their father's house, history, to all futurity, will only hold them as a scion of the British line, and will mark every hostile demonstration they may make against their parent state as a dereliction from moral rectitude. Yes! America now lies like a formless block of granite, detached by a tempest from the mountain on which it grew, inheriting, indeed, the original grain and substance of the mother rock, but powerless to move to relieve itself from the deformities it fell with, however unseemly and detrimental. And there are Americans who see this, and grieve for their country. Is, then, America a model to be instanced for breaking- down the British constitution to democracy ? and what presumptuous traitor shall dare to lift the hell-forged mallet of seditious agitation against her time and pros- perity-sanctioned institutions with such a purpose ? XX PREFACE. That from the changes of circumstances produced by time, changes in the practical laws of the kingdom may occasionally become necessary, every man of sense knows, and is always ready to acknowledge ; but to conspire to alter the primary powers of the constitution, by the deli- berate and free exercise of all the parts of which changes in the laws, to benefit all the interests of the country, can, with any pretence to wisdom, be made ; to attempt to give to any of the branches of that body, either king, lords, or commons, a power to coerce the other, is treason ! and let those who are now labouring to create a power in the House of Commons, to overawe the other two powers of the state, take heed what they are about, for if they do so, to make a wreck of the constitution, assuredly a day of terrible retribution will come. I may appear to some to have gone out of my course, as a poet introducing his verses to the public, in thus entering into the political conflicts of the day ; but, having long waited quietly for a season of public tranquillity to attempt the publication of my verses in, and suffered patiently, with hundreds of others, the heavy loss which students of the peaceful arts are all now more or less sub- jected to, without seeing any harbinger of peace, but rather the sword whetting for new battles, I have resolved to delay no longer in seeking with my humble strains the ears of the superior few, whose minds rise above the frenzy of the hour, and desire the lasting pleasures in- spired by sentimental or patriotic song. And being, at the same time, perfectly convinced that the agitations which now shake the kingdom, without the possibility of ever in any shape benefiting it, are doing all its immediate interests deep and serious injury, — in presenting myself as a national writer, which, in publishing poetry, I do, I PREFACE. XXI hold it a duty I owe to my country to declare loudly my dissent from those at^itations, and to do my utmost to expose to my countrymen the mercenary desij^ns, or tlie egregious folly, of the men who jiromote them. And if the champions of those agitations, the day-working " Ke- formers" of all but themselves, who are now maudling the public understanding with their philosophisms in legis- lature, continue to go on in tlieir present course, there is danger of my being tempted to jiay my respects to some amonffst them in words that shall stick faster to them than any thing here is likely to do, because they may be laid on closer. Poets are a privileged class, and they hold their privileges with a security that mocks at the chatF of the sacrilegious innovator : for, though they do not now occupy the important station in states that of old enabled them to go between the camps of contending armies, and reprove transgressing chiefs with safety, if they have the true warrant of Parnassus, they still possess the power that obtained them that high office ; they carry darts, that he who provokes their i-esentment being pierced by, becomes a Vampire never to die. B J THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Let poets, more adventurous, wing The Epic's giddy li eights, and sing The dire combustions oft tliat flow From human pride and human wo ; A simpler theme my strains advise, I sing Lieutenant Halbert Guise. Guise, born to arms, in early youth Had lent the king his sword and truth. And oft with chiefs of mighty name Fought, side by side, the field of fame. He, with the love of glory fir'd. In service hard had long aspir'd To rank in arms ; but, tale of wo ! Time travell'd fast, promotion slow ; THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And, worn by the events of war. By age, and many an honour'd scar ; Yet only boasting in degree A senior Lieutenancy, Brave Halbert, broken every way, Retir'd upon his broken pay. No more could dreams of glory lead The hero to the daring deed ; No further ev'n the thirst of fame Could stimulate the shatter'd frame ; That latest fire that warms the breast Had sunk in nature's calls for rest. The veteran settled his abode Near Walford, on the northern road ; A boroughmote renown'd, 'tis said. For loyalty, good ale, and trade ; Whether his place of birth or no. Our documents omit to shew. But here, at last, evincing still His soldiership and warlike skill, Flank'd by a wood and waterway. To shift no more, his (juarters lay. TTin RETIRED LIEUTENANT. A pleasing spot ; tlic road was near In front, an orcliard clos'd the rear ; And fenc'd by ancient thorns around. Which here and there the elder crown'd ; A garden, furnish'd to afford Pastime, and viands for the board. Behind ; and gaily stretch'd before A pleasure lawn to cheer the door ; With gravel paths that cross'd the green, With stuccoed walls, and casements clean, And needful offices around. The smiling scene the cottage crown'd. With its appendages, the place Might occupy an acre's space ; For Halbert, all his battles o'er. Had conquer'd of the world no more. Small territory ! but, alas ! Great Caesar now inherits less ; And he who lords earth's widest feu Will, one day, find a less will do. Here did the warrior propose His musters with this world to close ; THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And turn in mind what he could do To fit him for the great review. When all the armies of the earth, Whate'er their nations, tongues, or birth. Shall strike this scene of earthly things. And march to meet the King of Kings. Here, too, he look'd to find a friend With whom, as life drew near its end. He might, its visionary scene Reviewing, talk what he had been : Tell o'er his feats, warm with the strain. Forget, and tell them o'er again ; And, rapt in the heroic rage. Forget the while his wounds and age. And who disdains to lend his ear The son of danger's tale to hear ? And he who social joy foregoes To meet in arms his country's foes. Or braves the earth-involving main For science, or his country's gain. Has tales to tell, events has seen Which pleasure's minions little ween. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Here Halbert fondly look'd to find A friend of parity of mind; A friend who might sincerely share His social pleasm'es or his care ; A friend for worse or better true. Which many find so hard to do : For those whom duty's stern commands Exile to range in foreign lands. Brave peril's front, forego their ease, Sustain'd by buoyant hopes like these — By cheering hope, where'er they roam. At last to find a friend and home. Halbert, in battles bravely fought, Had won the means his cottage bought ; But all the gallant veteran's stay Beyond his dwelling, was his pay ; His pay, which now, abatements clear, Remain'd some fifty pounds a year. Small stipend ! to support the claims Of age and honourable maims — Poor meed, a life to cheer at last In perils for the public pass'd ; C THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Thrift of the state in feeble hour ! But Halbert never carp'd at power : And when he heard, as who can stay His ears ? the clamours of his day. Heard raging politicians rail At evils in the commonweal. And talk of power and trust abus'd ; He'd answer, while a blush sufFus'd His war-worn countenance, 'Tis true ! Men high in power have much to do : For me, I've serv'd the state in naught But as my truth and duty taught ; Given but my king his right in me To guard his crown's integrity : And small though be my fortunes here. Yet honour shall attend my bier ; At fortune's stern but dastards whine. It blurs a soldier to repine. Thus Halbert discontents reprov'd. While he, by nobler feelings mov'd. Did what he could with honour do To aid his slender revenue. THK RETIUKD LIEUTENANT. Sometimes his skill in aiiirliiig tried. The iieipjhbouring river aid supi)lied ; Sometimes the moor a tribute dun, For who forbids the soldier's gun ? But chief his garden, whence his spade, A weapon royalty has sway'd. Brought him supplies of viands sound Almost the circling seasons round ; And there Bellona's hardy son. Yet constant to the morning gun. Athletic, though at sixty-three. You oft might in his trenches see : For now, the proud embattl'd field Forgot, his grounds the warrior till'd, As, ere frivolity had birth. Did the great fathers of the earth ; Ere sovereign power requir'd the aid Of splendour, pageant, and parade. Did mighty chiefs, whose sovereign sway Resum'd, might bid the world obey ; A female, blanch'd by age and cares, Manag'd the veteran's house affairs ; 8 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And in its neatness you might trace Her qualities to fill the place ; But for precision, and a gift At marketing, and household thrift. No wife or maid in Walford town Might challenge place of Margaret Brown. 'Tis sure all housewifery she knew ; Could pickle, salt, preserve, and brew ; Tell quantities without the book. Get linen neatly up, and cook ; Comfort at slender cost induce. And turn small things to weighty use. Hail ! homely virtues ! so the mind Intent to benefit its kind. Observes the mighty in the small. And gathers good from all to all : So marks the muse, with fond essay, The moral of her simple lay ; Ambitious if she might conduce As well to profit as amuse ; Full vain if like event might crown Her cares and those of Margaret Brown ; For Margaret in her small essays Deserv'd, and found, an honest praise. THE RETIRKU LIEUTENANT. 9 Yet often to liis social guest Tlic warrior Margaret's worth confess'd. ^Vhcn prais'd at hoard his frugal meal, Or complimented on his ale. My commissary, he would say, In his jocose and social way, If merit were the mark of rate. Ere this had worn an epaulet ; She knows to forage for, or dress The rations of a soldier's mess. Can cure her stores, her liquors fine. With any sutler in the line. And truth it was, she every way So selvag'd out her master's pay, And with such luck her thrift was crown'd. That at his hoard the veteran found Of wholesome fare, and frugal cheer. No stint or stoppage all the year. When thus the hero of our theme To Walford quarters came to claim. That he hy any in or near The town w^as known does not appear. 10 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. But nature, Halbert's warmest friend. Had in his person's mould ordain'd That no where he with ease might shun The curious eye, or hve unknown : His height six feet, by martial guage, That portliness that graces age. His manly countenance and mien. His gold and scarlet always clean. Hat cock'd to regulation true. White hair, and military queue. Had all accorded to secure Him from a destiny obscure. And here, the gate which to the road Open'd from his serene abode. Soon gave him, on the market days, And Sundays, to the public gaze. And from the first 'twas Halbert's whim. Complete in military trim. Upon his cottage esplanade To make his Sunday morn's parade. Marshal his mind, and taste the air. As went the borough chime for prayer. TllK KKTIRKI) LIEUTENANT. 11 And there, as thus he pae'd his green. By all the Walford people seen In passing to the church below. Soon by the hat and rustic bow Remark and homage was express'd, And ne'er by his neglect repress'd. Again, as duly would return The lively w^eekly market morn. When sylvan dames, with thrift and thought, To town their wares and daughters brought. And throngs in Walford street, elate With trade, and talk, and friendship, met ; Halbert, in forage order clean, Would o'er his gate familiar lean ; And, pleas'd himself when he could please. Would price the butter, eggs, and cheese ; Talk of the crops, the rise and fall Of grains ; and oft, though funds were small. Judging their honour by his own, Would buy, and never bate them down. Thus far and near of Halbert )au Report ; and, his affairs to scan. 12 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. A great and universal buzz Amongst the Walford gossips rose. 'Tis not in our records set down Precise how much it cost the town ; What works, what wares of every sort. What ells of stuffs and camblets, short Of wonted tale, in Walford's trade. Our warrior's first appearance made ; But many a shuttle, sledge, and mill. Hours when they should have mov'd stood still. Nor was the stir that mov'd the town Confin'd to labour's race alone ; The borough heads could not conceal The passion ; nay, the more genteel Forbore not asking whence, and who Our hero was : but no one knew. While he, adjusting his affairs. And busied in prudential cares To square his means, his plans to lay Fairly to meet the future day, Employ'd, or in his grounds or cot. Nor sought nor shunn'd the public note. Nor dream'd that he remark had found Of any past an acre round. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 13 Thus took our warrior up his lone Encampment, all at first unknown : But deem not that he loni; remained At Walford town without a friend. No dark misanthropy of mind Had barr'd his bosom to his kind. No sour disgust, or sullen pride, The yearnings of his heart had dried ; But open stood his nature all To worthy friendship's social call ; And by the rule all nature through. As well of mind as matter true. That Hke to likeness ever tends. Soon found he 'mongst his neighbours friends. The wide-extended fields that join'd Our hero's orchard fence behind. Were held by Adam Goss, a warm Substantial veoman near, in farm. A yeoman of the early breed Was trusty Adam, plain indeed. But such as, ere the hardy race Refinement sought, were England's grace ; 14 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Ere pride adventur'd to invade The manners of the sylvan shade, Were found the strong and trusty stand Of a content and prosperous land. The farmer was in person plain ; Nor might at first his manners gain On minds whose estimate begin Without ; he was the man within : All sound untainted English stuff Plain, generous, sincere, and rough ; Strong for his priviliges, true To freedom's rights, but loyal too ; He loved the news, discuss'd the laws. But saw their worth, as well as flaws : In fine, in Goss to truth was drawn A bold and honest Englishman. Now, as the farmer took his rounds In survey of his grain and grounds, And Halbert reconnoiter'd too. They sometimes pass'd in mutual view ; And, moved by the kindly law That fellow-souls together draw. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 15 A\'licn thus their walks adjacent lay. They socially exchanged. Good day ; Words grew from words, discourse increas'd. Their kindred natures stood confess'd : And rising by gradations true. They into full acquaintance grew : The farmer scarcely miss'd a day To call with something new to say ; And well his part the veteran bore. For he of marvellous tales had store. But ere 'twas long, while thus engaged. They were in talk, the sky presag'd A sudden storm ; thick over head The clouds in mantling masses spread ; Wild fleaks of lightning seem'd to sere The fields, and thunder rent the air ; And, bursting from the sky obscure, A flood of rain began to pour : When Guise, his sheltering cot to share. Besought the swain, with gallant air ; And, pleas'd at an event which wrought Towards the friendship which he sought, c 16 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. As well as glad to shun the blast. The farmer gaily thither pass'd. 'Twas late in autumn, and the year Was cold, the hearth and fire were clear. And grave assiduous Margaret, who The farmer's worth and opulence knew. Made haste upon the board to place The ale and cheese, the house to grace ; And farmer Goss, with court'sey due. Partook the fare and prais'd it too. But if his thus discovered friend From first, of Goss, regard had gain'd ; In his retirement him to view. Regard to veneration grew : For to behold him plac'd among His arms, which round in order hung. His form and aspect, which defin'd Resistless power, with valour join'd; Might well the eye, unwont to trace Such presences, with awe impress. But there jocosely o'er their ale The friends resum'd their broken tale : THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 17 And still by topics new constrain'd, The yeoman bold with Guise remain'd Till both forgot the passing shower. And fast drew on the dinner hour. At length his calling glanc'd across His memory, and the farmer rose : And now you've shewn your courtesy. Allow, he cried, like chance to me ; To-morrow, if the day be fine. You at the farm with us shall dine ; Dame Goss, my wife, is fi'ank and kind. Though not what fashion calls refm'd ; My Httle ones are rough and rude. Though oft the parson calls them good ; But come ! at least our hearts are warm. You'll dine to-morrow at the farm. My friend, the veteran, smiling, cried. Demands so kind are ill denied ; But if your court'sy thus I share. Scarce will my presence pay your care. Pshaw ! cried the swain : and bv the hand The veteran shook, with aspect bland. 18 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. We shall be proud to see you store Our board ; then strode towards the door. Naming again the coming day ; And o'er the upland took his way. Brave Guise, ere this, had much subdu'd That loathing strong of solitude. That love with stir to be combin'd. Which marks the soldier's active mind ; And with his fate and fortunes lone Had nobly to contentment grown ; Yet, thus to be a day releas'd From languid stillness, he was pleas'd ; At thoughts again with life to blend. He felt his latent powers distend. He was on foot at early morn. The garden was that day forborne ; And Margaret Brown, enliven'd too. With breakfast to the hour was true. And that, and preparations o'er. Near drew at length the dinner hour ; When issued forth, with looks serene. Brave Guise in all his orders clean ; Tin: FiF,Tiur:i) MruTEv ant. IJi And, passing liis encampment's rear, Arm'd with liis staff, he to tlie farm drew near. Warm in a vale with culture gay The patriarchal dwelling lay ; Its hoary roof, with tufts of moss Enamell'd, rose, and scarcely rose, O'er piles of corn, and heaps profound Of rural stores that hemm'd it round : Whence barns surcharg'd with winnow'd grains. Stalls, stables, sties, and copious pens, Rang'd o'er the miry basements, rear Their russet copes ; and to the ear The lowing ox, the porker's growl. The screaming goose, and cackling fowl. And neighing steed, in various quire, Proclaim'd the rustic burgh entire. Amus'd with the unwont survey Guise slowly thither bent his way : But thus, while, inly entertain'd, He viewed the fortress of his friend, A shape appear'd in motion near AMiich filled him, first, perhaps, with fear : 20 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. A mighty bull, in browsing nigh. Had on his scarlets fix'd his eye ; (For oft the species cannot view Unchaf d that strong impressive hue). And when the meadow's monarch saw Our hero near his empire draw, Arous'd to rage and fury dread. He, spurning earth, towards him made. Terrific came the monster on. And chance to scape him there was none : But Guise, collected, calm, and cool. From study long in danger's school. Was straight resolv'd ; and for the shock Grasp'd firm his trusty staff of oak ; A footing sure and solid chose. And thus stood fix'd till he was close ; When, bounding from his course aside. His truncheon so he backward plied Upon his heels, that, bruis'd and craz'd. His floundering hinder quarters raz'd The grass ; and, writhing with his pain. He gor'd the ground and roar'd amain. TIM. RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 21 And now, had Ilalbort's nature borne His back upon a foe to turn, He of liis gall'd assailant might Have shunn'd the farther rage by flight : But, rous'd, the hero felt again The fires with which, 'mid heaps of slain, He oft had throucrh the battle burn'd, And at inglorious flight he spurn'd ; Calmly his raging foe review'd. And waited the attack renew'd. And short the truce he thus obtain'd. For straight the bull his powers regain'd ; And, to instinctive nature true. Again at Guise he fiercely flew. But, from his punishment, his course Was so abridg'd, and fallen his force. That Halbert, moving round him, saw Occasion apt, and on his jaw. Beside the spreading nostril, laid His rinoinof shaft with force so dread, That at the shock, from anguish fell. His bellowinij rune: through all the vale. 22 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Yet oft, alas ! events of wo E'en out of noblest actions grow : For with such fury Halbert drew The stroke, that short in pieces flew His staff, and to the monster's feud. Without defence, expos'd he stood. And now, as mourn'd Doarthon, long Renown'd for deeds of arms in song, His fields of fame and triumphs o'er. Was slain, inglorious, by a boar. So gallant Guise, of honours full, Seem'd doom'd to fall by Goss's bull ; For still the beast, though wrung with pain. Was mustering to the charge again. But Mars and fate had not ordain'd For Halbert that ignoble end ; For thus while fate suspended hung, A mastiff through the meadow sprung. And pinn'd the bull, with bite profound. Fast by the muzzle to the ground ; And farmer Goss, at whose command The dog advanc'd, appear'd at hand, llli: RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 2o AniVd witli a stake and loaded jj;iin ; And, as he thus came laliouring on. He })awrd, with voice that rent the sky, That Bashan should that instant die ; For such denomination hore The bull, the choicest of his store. To view the fcirmer's gestures wild. At first the hardy veteran smil'd ; But, fearful of a tragic scene, Advanc'd the beast and him between. And cried. Well said ! be justice done ; But mine the wrong! be mine the gun. 'Tis yours ! my friend, cried Goss, to you I own his doom the more is due : When Halbert took the piece with care. And its contents discharg'd in air. And now, cried he, I pray thee, haste And summons from the noble beast Your dog ; all odds with us are even. If Bashan be for this forgiven : If to such freaks he be inur'd, 'Twere well, indeed, he were secured ; 24 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. But let him be for this excused. When Goss replied, with shame sufFus'd, Dear friend, your mercy is to blame. His death it is your right to claim ; Yet he is wont to be so mild — He would not injure e'en a child. But, changing to a smile, I've guess'd. Continued Goss, what vex'd the beast ; It was your scarlets ! had you doff 'd Your coat, the farmer said, and laugh'd. You would have found his fury cease. And he'd have Hck'd your hand in peace. So ! laughing too, brave Guise replied. For once, it seems, my calling's pride Has almost wrought its own defeat ; But next when I and Bashan meet. Rather than break the public peace. My colours duly shall give place : A homage which I would not do. Content, to Christian, Turk, or Jew. Which said, his dog, with whistle shrill. The farmer summon'd from the bull ; THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 25 And on his brawny haunch and side. His ponderous stake so venujeful plied, That Baslian, grumbling, from them spurn'd The field, and to his feed returned. Now merry o'er the late alarm. The friends advanc'd and gain'd the farm. Where Mrs. Goss, who had with fright And pain observ'd the dangerous fight, Met Halbert with a welcome kind. In which her household mildly join'd : While all her ruddy infant train. Which scarce she could to rule restrain, Mov'd round, behind, the guest to see. Some shy, some innocently free. And some who ecstasies express'd Not by her frowns to be repress'd. But Halbert, in whose bosom drew All nature's strings with impulse true. As he their names and sex defin'd, To each, in turn, said something kind ; Till grown, from his attentions, bold. And, as in his acquaintance old. 26 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Around his chair the elder hung, Ahout his knees the younger clung. Of something making each their boast. As jealous whom he favour'd most ; While, watching all, with fond delight The parents view'd the novel sight. An elder son and daughter sought. And also shar'd the veteran's note. The blooming maid, whose face to truth Express'd the mother, bright with youth, Seem'd notably begun to share A portion of the household care. She had not been to music bred, Nor taught embroidery or brocade. To dance cotillions, or to draw ; The globes, 'tis said, she never saw ; Her parents had not with her soar'd To ape the daughters of their lord. But lovely Esther Goss to trace In every native gift and grace. Her bright and animated form To paint in every glowing charm. THE RETIREU [,IEUTENANT. 27 Would })laco a lovelier shape in view Than ever Titian's pencil drew. And Esther, in the rural air. Could sing as sweet as she was fair ; Could dance, could knit, could spin, and sew ; And of geography she knew Enough to find the aptest way To town upon the market day ; And there upon her dapple pad. In loose surtout and kerchief clad. And o'er her ears her beaver tied. With womanly importance hied She weekly, and her butter new Disposed amongst the favour'd few. Her mother said it taught her life. And fitted her to be a wife. And Halbert, on that gladsome day, . Fail'd not to Esther Goss to pay The court'sies, still the valiant's care And pride to tender to the fair. A son, who bore his grandsire's name, Joseph, the heir, and first to claim 28 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. The honours of the line of Goss, Towards the years of manhood rose. His open and unclouded face Seem'd all the father to express ; But in his form Dame Nature told She meant to mend the race's mould. And he, at modest distance plac'd. Soon by our hero's eye was traced ; When, to the blushing younker's pride. He'd have him seated by his side ; And that, and other court'sies shewn By Halbert, so on Joseph won. That ever after he remain'd Our hero's most assiduous friend. But, at the courteous hostess' word. At length the dinner crown'd the board. The farmer, reverently in place. To bless the meats pronounc'd the grace. And help'd, with frankness that supplied For polish, largely every side ; While appetite was found to pass Good substitute for foreign sauce ; TllE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 29 And tliougli, perchance, might not the feast Have mov'd an Epicurean's zest. The joints with judgment were combin'd, And neatness, with profusion joiii'd. In all ; for Mrs. Goss profess'd And piqued herself upon her taste : And had great Epicurus rear'd His head, and ([uarrellous interfer'd, Tlie sensual sage would there have met A dire opponent in debate : For Halbert long and oft declar'd A nobler treat he never shar'd. The dinner o'er, and meats withdrawn. The mental banquet next began ; And Halbert and the farmer gave. In turns, their stories, gay and grave. Till clos'd the late autumnal day. When home our hero took his way. By Joseph Goss attended o'er The uplands to his cottage door. Not that they for the bull took care. For Bashan fed no longer there ; 30 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. The beast his manners so had soiled. That he, by order, was exiled To fields remote, miseen to graze. And pass obscure his future days. Thus gallant Halbert first obtain'd. Then, by his manners, fix'd a friend : For now in generous farmer Goss Such interest for his comfort rose ; And all his household so was won By Guise, that, to himself unknown. Long after things so ordered were 'Twixt Mrs. Goss and Margaret's care. That oft a ham his pantry stor'd, A fowl, or griskin, grac'd his board ; And oft, when he alone would dine, A cup of grape or currant wine The languor of his stillness cheer'd. And never in his bills appear'd. The joint regard which thus had sprung 'Twixt Goss and Halbert yet was young ; But daily it in strength increas'd. Formalities between them ceas'd. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 31 And tliey their visits, unieserv'd, Exchang^'d, as whim or humour serv'd. And shortly, on a vacant day. When Halbert thus in social way Call'd at the farm, Goss, towards night. While talking over matters light. Demanded if our hero knew Their worthy neighbour, Mr. Drew ; And, on his negative, rejoin'd — We'll call on him — he'll take it kind. Goss press'd, nor could his friend refuse ; They went that night to sup at Drew's. Drew had been fortunate, and made A decent competence in trade ; Had plac'd his sons, as they had grown. In useful callings of their own ; And, having known both smooth and rough, Retir'd, contented with enough. He had been call'd at times to fill The dignities parochial. And to collect, at various dates. The taxes and the parish rates ; D 32 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Had done his duty ; and, to boot, Preserv'd through all a good repute : Indeed, the heads, the county through. So much respected Mr. Drew, That he was nam'd to hold a place. When vacant, m the county peace ; And Justice Humphries was so ill, 'Twas thought he soon the chair would fill. The sun had sunk from Walford spire. And socially, beside their fire, This ancient trader and his dame Were talking, days of old their theme ; His greatest trouble, nought to do, Her's that she could not see to sew ; When, at their gate a ponderous knock The farmer's blunt arrival spoke. And cordially the ancient pair Receiv'd their guests ; and much they were Rejoic'd that Mr. Goss was free. And proud beneath their roof to see An officer had held command In battle for the king and land. THE ULTIRED LIEUTENANT. 33 On various points, witli various power. Talk circled ; at the supper-hour The cloth was laid, the best appear'd. And all a hearty welcome cheer'd ; And as the conversation press'd. Each help'd the knowledge he possess'd. On landed interests Mr. Goss Was fluent, never at a loss ; And, on the county business, few Could speak in point with Mr. Drew. But still the theme in chief request. E'en by the courteous hostess press'd. Was Halbert's news of kingdoms far. Of battles and the fates of war. And many exploits, adventures bold. And moving tales the warrior told ; And ceas'd not till, to Drew's regret. The hour arriv'd to separate ; When he from Guise a promise gain'd With him a frequent hour to spend ; And ever after Halbert knew A trusty friend in honest Drew. 34 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Thus grew the veteran's neighbours kind ; Nor merely would his noble mind Their court'sies meet with honour due. But often he return'd them too. As time the anniversaries brought Of battles fam'd in which he fought ; Or, hail'd by loyalty's acclaim. The birth-day of the sovereign came ; By timely notices secur'd His friends assembled round his board. And shar'd, in pride of the event, Sound fare and manly merriment. Was it with him to celebrate A victory that his guests had met ; Then, round his parlour in array The arms in which he fought that day Were slung, triumphant, bruis'd, but bright. Amid the trophies of the fight. Which he had from the vanquish'd wrung ; To each of which a story hung That, told in nature, might inspire The dullest with heroic fire : And on occasions such as this. Our hero was in nought remiss. IHE KKTIREI) LIKUTENANT. .'M The movements of the glorious day. And marcliings, he would then portray ; And next tlie gallant deeds proclaim Of chiefs and regiments, name by name ; And, having yielded each their right. His own he'd modestly recite ; Would, punctual to the hour^ as well As geographic minute, tell The point at which the feat was done. That such or such a trophy won : And, grown at the remembrance warm. Would bare his dark but mighty arm. At once the glorious scar to shew And weapon that had dealt the blow. And, in succession, tales like these Told with such fluency and ease. That fancy almost might behold The deeds perform'd of which he told. Thus Guise, when great events would lend Their zest, his neighbours entertain'd ; At other times, alone, content. His evenings he in quiet spent ; 36 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT- But, at the farm, in various ways. With Goss he often pass'd his days ; And, with the farmer, would survey His fields, and study husbandry. Learn when the lands should fallow lie. What crops would suit the damp or dry. What time the grains were to be sown. And how to judge the pulse, when grown. Attend the busy reaper-train ; Review the housing of the grain ; And, punctual every year, was there The merry harvest-home to share. But pastimes of a graver kind Sometimes employ'd the veteran's mind. He who, from Walford's justice chair. Had Judgment's fulminations dire For forty years, from time to time, Hurl'd boldly at the hydra Crime, Had given the hope of conquest o'er — Old Justice Humphries was no more ; And Drew, now Samuel Drew, Esquire, Wasdubb'd a justice of the shire. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And, thus his highest aim achiev'd, When the commission Drew receiv'd. He, at the high instahnent feast. Where Halbert was a special guest, Assur'd the veteran he'd be proud, When other calhng time allow'd. To see him take his station near Him in the reverend justice chair ; And gallant Guise his friend assur'd He often would ; and kept his word. For often, on the pubHc days. When the contentions, brawls, and frays. That vex'd the town, or nightly harm, Call'd forth the magisterial arm. Seated the justice gravely near, He'd all the borough jarrings hear ; And oft his presence spread an awe. Did more for peace than could the law ; His aspect stern, and person strong. So staid the right, and aw'd the wrong. That his appearance there was view'd By many as a public good. .37 38 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Thus, studies of the borough law From studying corn brave Guise would draw : And in his shrewd remarks, and keen Observes on both, such powers were seen. That it was difficult to tell In which his genius might excel. But, thus while languid age he eas'd. His friends he ever charm'd and pleas'd. Nor were his friends to few confin'd ; His manners mild, and nature kind. To him of all the favour bent. And won him grace where'er he went. At church, of which he still avaiFd Himself, and ne'er on Sunday fail'd. In full regalia to prefer The homage due to Heaven in prayer. His grave demeanour, which contain'd A piety not to be feign*d. Oft from the baron's pew had been Remark'd, and by the parson seen : For oft, at church, with secret joy. The parson would his reverence eye ; TlIK RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 39 And he at cliurcli, the parson, too, Adniii'd, 'twas all of him he knew. But fortune, with whatever views. So ordered that, ere long, at Drew's, The brave defender of the state And warrior of the Spirit met. In their conditions clearly stood A sympathetic brotherhood : Both cited to vocations high ; Both faithful ; both neglected by The aids preferment that secure ; Both old and honourably poor ; Both to their destinies resign'd ; And e'en their manners of a kind. Such points of coalescence seen, 'Twill move no wonder that between Them, at the earliest interview. Regard and fellow feeling grew. It therefore needs but mention here That thencefore thev were friends sincere : And though the parson's spiritual cares Small leisure left for light affairs. 40 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. The veteran oft the hour would share He could to worldly converse spare ; Yet oft between them less was given. E'en of that hour, to earth than heaven. The parson was a man who stood Much on a life of rectitude : That is, he held it small avail To plead his faith, for living well ; The doctrines he at church discours'd His manners in the world enforc'd ; He taught what it was good to do. And taught but what he practis'd too ; He never sought to please the sense By tropes, and studied eloquence. By metaphor or symbol smooth To mould to fashion gospel truth : Indifferent of the world's account. Like Him that preach'd upon the mount. The meek and penitent he cheer'd ; But, high or low, where faults appear'd. He by the sword from Scripture drawn, Superior to the fear of man. TlIK RETIRED LIEUTENANT. tl A champion in his Master's mij^ht. Put sin to shame, and vice to flight. No priestly fopperies had he. No purpose-serving sanctity ; No aims, hy counterfeited zeal. To earthly dignities to steal ; For to his soul the hope was given A mitre waited him in heaven. A settled calm sat on his face Above the world's contigencies ; A peace unmoved by joy or pain At worldly loss, or worldly gain. For he had treasures under seal Where robbers break not throuc:h to steal. Yet, though to schemes of worldly pride And self-advancing cares denied. His heart, by charity imbu'd. Sought ceaseless to do others good. The sick who sunk disease beneath Found him a friend in life and death ; By his compassion sorrow's head Was rais'd, and miserv cloth'd and fed. 42 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Not from his narrow funds, indeed. Could he administer to need. But he advanc'd the sufferer's prayer. Where'er there was a boon to spare : And, of the plea, whate'er the claim. Such weight was in the pleader's name. So pure his life from selfish stain. He seldom mov'd his suit in vain. Of those, amongst the wealthy round. With whom the parson's suit had found A constant ear, and prompt relief. The baron's lady was the chief. The baron's ancestors had been The feudal lords of the domain. And from their ancient power had grown Great weight and influence in the town ; But offices of high import Detain'd the baron much at court ; High place and power in state affairs Detach'd his mind from lighter cares. And those, in all that might avail The borough or the manor's weal. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 43 The poor to succour, or redress The wrong'd, lay with the baroness ; Who, not dispos'd her mind to drown In fashion's vortex in the town. Demure as may her taste appear, Liv'd in the country all the year. And though the parson oft appeal'd. The lady's bounty never fail'd ; His suit in her benevolent mind Found ever a reception kind. Oft, too, with him she would unbend Her rank, and, as a social friend. Converse upon his pastoral cares. On passing news, and town affairs. Now, it appears, the town's surprise. When first appear'd our veteran Guise, The curiosity confusd That rag'd, the countess had amus'd ; And, though that wonder now had ceas'd. By time, or wonders new, replac'd. She had observ'd his reverend air At church, and constant presence there ; 44 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And, deeming she in him defin'd The features of superior mind. Oft in her bosom wishes grew That more of his estate she knew ; And this, her generous request. She to the parson now express'd. The parson, eager to do good To all, but chief where merit stood His warrant, Halbert's history knew Both from himself and Justice Drew : And, doubtless, nothing now set forth Detractory of our hero's worth. But records and traditions fail What pass'd precisely to detail ; And what was said, or that, or this. We do not learn, and will not guess : Suffice it, ere a month had flown The baron to his seat came down ; And, ere 'twas long. Lieutenant Guise Receiv'd a note, with strange surprise. Inviting him, on what design He knew not, with my lord to dine. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. The baron, wlio had grown morose In brawls poHtical, was close And distant ; but his mind, though bent By business, was benevolent. And his discourse, at first, with Guise, On every subject was concise And cautious : thus he sought to scan. In all he co\ild not see, the man. He first the hardy veteran ask'd His years of regular service ; task'd Him close on each campaign, and siege. Where actually he did engage. Then mus'd ; then ask'd his generals' names ; Spoke low, and half aside, of claims ; Ask'd, and again made him the date Of his lieutenancy repeat ; Confess'd his regiment's brave essays Had merited their country's praise ; But mark'd, how hardly could be serv'd Particular claims, where all deserv'd : Then, delicately to evade A point where little could be said. He tried the brave lieutenant's skill And reach on points professional ; 46 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And oft could scarce conceal surprise To hear his soldier-like replies ; His bold and penetrating sense. Which, temper'd all by diffidence, Announc'd a strong redundant mind To spheres beneath its powers confin'd. Meanwhile, to all at table said The countess less attention paid. Than in the duties of the feast To render honour to her guest : Yet, as the conversation veer'd. Where case or incident appear'd That set the veteran's service forth To vantage, or implied his worth. Her sure remark brought more to light The fact, or gave the inference weight. Till, mov'd by unperceiv'd degrees. The baron brighten'd, seem'd at ease. And by his courtesies confess'd Brave Halbert an approved guest. Nor was the peer, at length, confin'd To courtesies of trivial kind. THE RKTlllliD LIliUTliNANT. 47 For, dinner o'er, by state parade Attended, he tlie veteran led Into the great baronial hall Where blazonings armorial. And scutcheons nioulder'd, to define The length and glories of his line ; And where, involv'd in sheets of rust. And, at the least, a century's dust. Well vouchini>" those who us'd them stronj', The armour of his fathers hung : Dumb monitors of many a jar. In chivalry and feudal war ! Yet shedding through their gloom sublime. The glories of departed time. And need the lingering lay recite Our warrior's supreme delight ? Will it be thoui^ht his heart was cold While deeds of heroes past were told ; While deign'd the baron to expound Each club and ponderous missile round. Which, now to war though last in name, Will ever swell the rolls of fame ? E 48 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Suffice it, all things were explain'd, And Halbert, highly entertain'd. In his remarks oft shrewdly drew From subjects old reflections new ; And worthy the regard might claim As well his noble host, as theme. At length when, at approach of eve. Brave Guise prepar'd to take his leave. The peer, observing all polite Respect, as his profession's right. Did furthermore to him award, As special mark of his regard. The freedom of his game and grounds For sport, through all the manor's bounds And, finally, with warmth unfeign'd, Desir'd to be esteem'd his friend. When Halbert duteous took his way. Still pondering to what cause to lay Such high distinction to him shewn By nobles all to him unknown. But morn, in scenes secure to please, Brouglit him again his wonted ease ; TIN, IU.I'lHi;i) IJEUTKNANT. tf) With home and humble fare content. As wont he in his garden spent Those seasons when the etlier bland Opens the earth to culture's hand ; Nor, when his little grounds were lost, With all the world without, in frost. Would he effeminately shun The fields, and pleasures of his gun. But when the winter, cloth'd in rain And darkness, drench'd the cheerless plain, His time, as might his age require. He pass'd beside his cottage fire ; Employ'd, as might the whim obtain, But never mentally in vain : For, though our hero was not rife Of lore, or vers'd in books, or life, 'Yond what the camp or tented field. At duty's intervals, might yield ; Yet sketches of the world he knew. And read occasionally, too. And near his chimney, on tlie right. Convenient both for warmtli and liidit. His books, on shehes of massive wood. In various boards and bjiidinirs stood. 50 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. His books, and let not pedants mock At Halbert's taste and classic stock. Were, like the fates that had supplied Their store, in kind diversified. Here, Moore Carew for fame made head On the same shelf with Charles the Swede ; The conqueror fam'd of Macedon With Robin Hood and Little John. Here rang'd — companions, social guests — John Bunyan's wars, Joe Miller's jests ; Here, moral maxims, cures for care. Ballads, bon-mots, and books of prayer ; Charts, sermons, tales, and gazetteers. Mingled, unconscious compeers. Association strange ! to wait The memory of the proud, the great, The wise, the ingenious, and the brave. The learn'd, the witty, and the grave ; But ye who present joys disclaim. To catch the phantom, future fame. Deem little, down life's dubious steep. What fellowship you'll have to keep. I llf: lU'TIltr.I) MLITI.NANT. 51 Such Halbert's field supplies had been : But now a history, magazine, Or travels, more would him anuise. But over all he lov'd the news : And, true to order, from the town The court gazette came weekly down ; The faithful oracle of Mars, With all the tidings of the wars ; The news at court, the list at Lloyd's, The weather, holidays, and tides ; The London markets, in detail. With all commodities on sale. And what the produce, what the ware That is not marketable there ? There, where the earth and sea's supplies Might trade's avidities suffice, What virtue is not daily sold For influence, place, or power, or gold ? And, from the 'Change, the world's resort. From crowded Cornhill to the court. The scrivener to the kingdom's head — Who trucks not in the dirty trade ? 52 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. But over all in the gazette News of the war was Halbert's treat. On foreign service all his length Of life, he knew each place of strength ; Could every post and pass define Between the Danube and the Rhine ; And scarce a fresh despatch arriv'd. But its localities reviv'd Pursuits of glory, though resign'd. Ne'er to be sever'd from his mind. Then, sometimes, 'mongst the past reviews. With spirits sunk, he'd sit and muse Upon the splendid hopes that lent His youth its fire, and their event : Through the long march, the watchful night. And battle at the dawn of light. The hopes that fed his ardour's flame. The hope of eminence and name ; All past ! and the event to be Retrenchment, age, obscurity! Life lingering till the memory rot, And, but to die, to be forgot ! nil; Ri;riRi;i) likutknant. o.3 Hut these were iilucjins that ()\erciisL Rarely his peace, and soon were past ; Tumors of the inverted brain, His vigorous sentiment's disdain ; The selfish dreams that liaunt the slave, Scorn'd by the generous and brave ; Whose country's good their single ahn ; Its wealth, theirs ; its renown, their fame ; And soon the sun of Ilalbert's mind Dispell'd such damps and broodings bhnd. And next when news of the campaign Arriv'd, when the gazette again Announc'd the armies on their route. His charts and gazetteers were out ; And with his compasses and scale Through many a track he knew full well. He'd mark their movements, and presage Almost the day they would engage. Then, on the calculated night For the despatches of the fight. If Britons, to their colours true. Had done as he had seen them do. 54 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. His friends were ask'd, his zeal who shar'd ; His great oak table was prepar'd ; And spectacl'd, for surer sight. Gazette in left hand, chalk in right. True to official sense throughout He'd mark the moving battle out ; Lay down the lines and lengthen'd ranks. The hollow square, and deep phalanx. The direful batt'ries, the redoubts. The flying squadrons, and the scouts Alert at distance to observe The flanks, and the remote reserve. Th' eventful battle now begun, He'd o'er its mixing movements run ; Point out th' artillery first discharg'd. The lines that in succession charg'd. Where horse and foot like havoc spread. And strew'd the trembling earth with dead. Then would he mark the pass or post " So often won, so often lost ; Where chief the battle's fury rag'd. And only heroes were engag'd ; THE KLTIIIED LIEUTENANT. 5;") Where, silenced on each side the gun, By arm and steel the work was done. And foes, encountering heard to heard, Victor, or vanquish'd, glory shar'd. Then, when impeded hy its wrecks, Dismonnted cannon, hamlets, hrakes. And farms on fire, the hattle spread In meagre hands, hut still array 'd. He'd follow every corps with care ; Expunge them here, and dot them there ; And every march and movement shew Up to the final overthrow : So clearly, none could ever say Whether the most their wonder lay. Throughout the various detail. Upon the teller, or the tale. Thus would the veteran oft amuse Himself and neighbours o'er the news : And to enjoy his favourite treat. Which still was new with each gazette, Howe-'er engagements else might fall, News-night was set apart from all. 56 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Towards the hour the post came in. Brave Guise was regularly within ; His table and his easy chair Plac'd to the light, and Margaret's ear. Instinctively, an hour before The time, alert upon the door ; And with miscarriages but few. The news arriv'd, to contract true. But, one news evening, be it known. The post brought not the news alone. That night a second packet came Which made to note even stronger claim. On it the stamps of office were Distinct ; its superscription fair, " On service, to Lieutenant Guise," Brave Halbert read with strong surprise ; And its contents to understand. He broke its seal with careful hand ; And found that it in form express'd Lieutenant Halbert Guise replac'd. By order, from a stated day. On actual service, and full pay. THK RETIllEl) LIKUTENANT. 57 Next said, " Tlie king, on viewing his Long and right trnsty services. Had pleas'd to grant him the degree. Honour, and rank of captaincy ;" And further charg'd him to " take heed. And with convenient liaste proceed. As these instructions came to hand. To London, and await command." The warrior's heart advanc'd and fled By turns, while he the letter read ; It was correct — there could not he Doubt of its authenticity ! He hesitated, read, and then. Considering, read it o'er again : Then letting it as genuine pass. He strove to guess its moving cause ; But guess'd in vain, for, all unknown To him, 'twas by the baron done. For he no sooner reach'd the court, Than of brave Guise he made report. And purpos'd speedily to bring Him to the presence of the king. 5j8 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. But Halbert still in mind revolv'd Th' event ; and still it stood unsolv'd. Yet, long inur'd, without delay Or question, orders to obey. As soon as his resolves had grown To form, he summon'd Margaret Brown ; And, with his wonted placid air. Gave her instructions to prepare Upon the morrow for his route ; As he for London should set out The following day ; which, having said, And lightly supp'd, he went to bed. He pass'd the night absorb'd in thought. Into a thousand visions wrought ; Nor had, nor seem'd to need repose ; Yet at the dawn, as wont, he rose ; And, long experienc'd to prepare For sudden movements, by his care All things were quickly in array For marching on the coming day. And as he, early, his polite Respects had issued to invite THt Rr/nKi:D mkctenan r. 59 His friends, and cliioHy Goss and Drew, To hid them all a kind adieu, The paeking scarce was o'er, and clear'd The way, when all of them appear'd. And now congratulations pass'd. And compHments ran loud and fast ; The farmer, in his wonted vein. Dwelt, pleas'd, on gallant Halbert's gain In the advancement of his state ; And hop'd, with ardour, that he yet Would see him largely, as he ought. Share of the soil for which he fought. The happy days they had enjoy'd Together, and the dreary void That to their friendships would ensue. Lay heaviest at first on Drew ; But those regrets were soon subdu'd ; The change was to his friend for good ; And, fairly calculating thence. He hoped, one day, to see his sense Employ'd in public justice' cause. Fence, equal witii his sword, the laws. 60 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Brave Halbert, though 'twas honour's call Remov'd hmi, his regrets to all That he must leave them oft express'd ; But said, they ever in his breast Should live : and, though the king's commands Might send him to remotest lands. Through every fortune in his mind Their memories grateful place should find. And now his friends to his affairs Domestic turn'd their generous cares ; And, after they were oft revolv'd In mind, it was at length resolv'd That, under Goss and Drew's survey, Margaret in household charge should stay. Keep all in order, and go on. Until, his destination known. Her master, as was his benign Intention, should to her assign Such recompense as he could spare, For her true services and care. And thus, all matters order'd right. The hour of marching fixed for eight THli JlLTIlU;i) i,ii:rTi;NA.\T. 01 The coming morn, and every friend Fix'd by his promise to attend. The serious conference early rose. And left brave Guise to his repose. But here we nuist not fail to say. That early on that stirring day. The countess, who had, by advice From London, heard his fortune's rise, A letter to the captain sent Of compliment on the event : Wishing him, courteously, withal. Safe journey to the capital ; And that he might, by worth, assert His rank, and rise to his desert. The kind and pious parson, too. Had heard the news, and sent by Drew His grave mementos, to control Ambition ; and forewarn his soul Against neglecting to essay Honours that do not fade away ; Or being by worldly glory driven To forfeit of his crown in heaven. 62 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. And blessed be the *' still small voice," That thus admonishes our choice. By living wisely here, to save The hope of life beyond the grave : For all on its anterior side. So much the source of strife and care. To individual man is tied Only by cords of gossamer. His friends withdrawn ; to seek for rest In sleep, brave Guise himself address'd. But, rising slowly to repair To bed, he fciinted in his chair ; A sudden qualm seem'd to o'ercast His powers, yet only came, and pass'd ; For scarce was roused Margaret's fear. When, rallying, he said, with cheer. All's well enough ; and then arose And pass'd, as wont, to his repose. But Margaret, deeming she could spy Change in his countenance and eye. Sat up, in fear of something ill. And hstened oft, but all was still. THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. 63 The morrow dawn'd with lustre bright, On who had pass'd in sleep the night ; But Halbert of that salve of care Again had sought in vain to share. Truth was, that, like the Trojan steel That pierc'd at last Achilles' heel. Events had, of our hero tried. At length assail'd the weaker side : In disappointments he was prov'd ; Adversity had nothing mov'd Him ; on that side, from usage long. His powers and faculties were strong : But unexpectedly to find Hopes, once the magnet of his mind. Ambitions of his blood's full tide. When long extinguish'd, gratified ; Had put an action on his heart That labour'd its corporeal part ; And ask'd his pulses, when too late. To youth's intensities to beat : Yet where in aught his powders declin'd. The flesh was faulty, not the mind. For careful to preclude delay. Brave Halbert rose at dawn of day, r 64 THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. Regardless of his sleepless night ; And long before the hour of eight, Appear'd in uniform complete For his departure, and to greet His friends, who, emulous in respect. Attended all, to time correct. The generous Goss, and Drew, sincere. Were seated close to Halbert's chair. With other friends in order near ; And Margaret waited in the rear ; All painfully resign'd to part : And Halbert seem'd about to start ; But, as he to a question spoke. Fell on his heart a sudden stroke That dow^n his corporeal functions bore. And, sunk on Goss, he seem'd no more. Dismay and terror seiz'd on all ; A skilful doctor came at call ; The lancet struck, he, haply, bled, And yet his fluttering spirit staid : But in a stupor still he lay, And little would the doctor say. Tim Kl.TIIll'l) UFJ^TENANT. 65 It pass'tl abroad, and was the theme Of general grief; the parson came: The doctor all his art essay'd. And fervently the parson pray'd ; But thus, amidst his friends, till night The warrior lay ; when, hard on eight. He, softly whispering, thank'd their care. And bade them for like hour prepare ; Then, reaching at his sword, he sigh'd. And grasping it convulsive, died ! As his preferment first had flown. So now his death spread through the town ; And, such was all the people's grief, 'Twas hard to tell the mourners chief. The baroness, with bounty large. Of his obsequies took the charge ; The miUtary, at her claim. From the adjacent city came, And, latest duty to the brave. Did martial honours at his grave. His will was found in his 'scrutoire, AMiich this, alas ! sole item bore : GQ THE RETIRED LIEUTENANT. That Margaret Brown, should she survive Him, w^as to hold his house for life ; The same from her to pass secure For ever to the parish poor. And piously to the deceas'd Was executed the bequest. The baron, vs^ho had heard in town Of the event, ere long came down ; And to the hero's memory lent A stately granite monument. Whose hardy texture well express'd The rock, while living, that it press'd. And ye, who to our warrior's end Grant the condolence of a friend ; Who have not heard of his renown ? Or ever pass'd through Walford town ? Or, passing there, have not been shown The trophies on the church-way stone ? There, in his last cantonment, lies The brave, the gallant Captain Guise ! THE BATTLE OF LONCARTY AN fcis^torual yotm. IN r^m