'J!£i> 4:: THE LIBRARY OF 1 THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA RIVERSIDE LANDOR'S LONGER PROSE WORKS Aspasia. THE J.ONGER PROSE WORKS OF WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR EDITED WITH NOTES AND INDEX BY CHARLES G. CRUMP IN TWO VOLUMES FIRST VOLUME LONDON: PRINTED FOR J. M. DENT & CO., AND PUBLISHED BY THEM AT ALDINE HOUSE, 69 GREAT EASTERN STREET. MDCCCXCII. V. TABLE OF CONTENTS. Citation and Examination of William Shak- speare, etc. ..... Pericles and Aspasia PAGE 3 117 PREFATORY NOTE. This volume contains the two first of the Longer Prose Works of Landor, " The Citation and Examination of William Shakspeare," and " Pericles and Aspasia." The former of these was first published in 1834, ^°" gether with the Conversation between Essex and Spenser, which is in the present edition reprinted among the Imaginary Conversations. A second edition with some alterations is included in the collected works published by Moxon in 1846. For the comparison of the two texts and the notes on the variations between them the Editor has to thank the care of Mr G. Le Gruys Norgate of Brasenose College. The book con- tains many local allusions to Warwickshire scenery and Warwickshire people. Landor was not indisposed to a little satire on the Lucy family, whom he had already mentioned in the Imaginary Conversation between Chaucer, Boccaccio, and Petrarca (Im. Conv., iv. 66). In 1 83 1 Charles Lamb lent Landor James White's "Letters of FalstafF" (Crabb Robinson's Diary, i. 131). This may have turned his thoughts back to an old subject ; in one of the conversations, burned in his quarrel with Mr Taylor, the speakers viii Prefatory Note. .... itfjc were Shakspeare and Sir Thomas Lucy, and doubtless something of the old work survives in the present book. " Pericles and Aspasia," the second of the two works contained in this volume, was first published in 1 836 in two octavo volumes, and afterwards republished with many additions in the Collected Works of T846. Lan- dor seems to have wished to include in it, as far as possible, all his thoughts and opinions upon the greatest period of Greek life. How far his treatment of an episode of Elizabethan life succeeds even as literature must always be a matter of personal taste. To historical accuracy the "Citation of Shakspeare" makes no pre- tence j but as literature " Pericles and Aspasia " stands first of Landor's Longer Prose Works, and passages in it yield to few among the best of his Conversations. Even as a work of history, in spite of a few errors of detail, it is a fine study of the period it deals with. If Pericles and Aspasia and the group that surrounds them are a little idealised, it is still true that a refined conception of a great historical character leaves on the mind an impression nearer to the truth than could be got from a treatise, where the author has studied the dark side of character so carefully that it shows clearer than the bright one. CITATION AND EXAMINATION OF WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE, Etc. 1 A CITATION AND EXAMINATION OF WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE Etc. EDITOR'S PREFACE.i *' It was an ancestor of my husband who brought out the famous Shakspeare." These words were really spoken, and were repeated in conversation as most ridiculous. Certainly such was very far from the lady's intention ; and who knows to what extent they are true ? The frolic of Shakspeare in deer-stealing was the cause of his Hegira ; and his connection with players in London was the cause of his wiiting plays. Had he remained in his native town, his ambition had never been excited by the applause of the in- tellectual, the popular, and the powerful, which, after all, was hardly sufficient to excite it. He wrote from the same motive as he acted, — to earn his daily bread. He felt his own powers ; but he cared little for making them felt by others more than served his wants. The malignant may doubt, or pretend to doubt, the authen- ticity of the Examination here published. Let us, who are [1 In ist ed. the " Editor's Preface " ends with the words, " prac- tised theologian '' (p. 5 in this edition). Of the remainder, a portion, headed, " Editor's Apology," appears at the end of the " Examination," a " Post-Scriptum by me, Ephraim Barnett," being interposed between them; while the "Memorandum" ("Memorandum by Ephraim Barnett, written upon the Inner Cover ") is appended to the " Conference between Essex and Spenser.''] 4 Longer Prose Works. not malignant, be cautious of adding anything to the noisome mass of incredulity that surrounds us ; let us avoid the crying sin of our age, in which the "Memoirs of a Parish Clerk," edited as they were by a pious and learned dignitary of the Estab- lished Church, are questioned in regard to their genuineness.^ Examinations taken from the mouth are surely the most trustworthy. Whoever doubts it may be convinced by Ephraim Barnett.^ The reader will form to himself, from this " Examination of Shakspeare," a more favourable opinion of Sir Thomas than is left upon his mind by the dramatist in the character of Justice Shallow. The knight, indeed, is here exhibited in all his pride of birth and station, in all his pride of theologian and poet ; he is led by the nose, while he believes that nobody can move him, and shows some other weaknesses, which the least attentive observer will discover ; but he is not without a little kindness at the bottom of the heart, — a heart too con- tracted to hold much, or to let what it holds ebulliate very freely. But, upon the whole, we neither can utterly hate nor utterly despise him. Ungainly as he is, — Circum prascordia ludit. ■ The author of the " Imaginaiy Conversations " seems, in his " Boccacio and Petrarca," to have taken his idea of Sir Magnus from this manuscript. He, however, has adapted [- First ed. reads: " genuineness; and even the privilegesof Parliament are inadequate to cover from the foulest imputation — the imputation of having exercised his inventive faculties — the elegant and accom- plished editor of Eugene Aram's apprehension, trial, and defence. Indeed, there is little of real history, exceptmg in romances. Some of these are strictly true to Nature ; while histories in general give a distorted view of her, and rarely a faithful record either of moment- ous or of common events. Examinations," &c.] [3 First ed. reads: " Barnett. The Editor is confident he can give no offence to any person who may happen to bear the name of Lucy. The family of Sir Thomas became extinct nearly half a century ago, and the estates descended to the Rev. Mr John Hammond, of Jesus College, in Oxford, a respectable Welsh curate, between whom and him there existed at his birth eighteen prior claimants. He took the name of Lucy. The reader," &c.] Citation and Examination, etc, 5 that character to the times ; and in Sir Magnus the coward rises to the courageous, the unskilful in arms becomes the skilful, and war is to him a teacher of humanity. With much superstition, theology never molests him ; scholarship and poetry are no affairs of his. He doubts of himself and others, and is as suspicious in his ignorance as Sir Thomas is confident. With these wide diversities, there are family features, such as are likely to display themselves in different times and cir- cumstances, and some so generically prevalent as never to lie quite dormant in the breed. In both of them there is parsi- mony, there is arrogance, there is contempt of inferiors, there is abject awe of power, there is irresolution, there is imbecility. But Sir Magnus has no knowledge, and no respect for it. Sir Thomas would almost go thirty miles, even to Oxford, to see a fine specimen of it, although, like most of those who call themselves the godly, he entertains the most undoubting belief that he is competent to correct the errors of the wisest and most practised theologian. A part only of the many deficiencies which the reader will discover in this book is attributable to the Editor. These, however, it is his duty to account for, and he will do it as briefly as he can. The facsimiles (as printers' boys call them, meaning speci- mens') of the handwriting of nearly all the persons introduced, might perhaps have been procured had sufficient time been allowed for another journey into Warwickshire. That of Shakspeare is known already in the signature to his will, but deformed by sickness ; that of Sir Thomas Lucy is extant at the bottom of a commitment of a female vagrant, for having a sucking child in her arms on the public road ; that of Silas Gough is afHxed to the register of births and marriages, during several years, in the parishes of Hampton Lucy and Charle- cote, and certifies one death, — Euseby Treen's ; surmised, at least, to be his by the letters " E. T." cut on a bench seven inches thick, under an old pollard-oak outside the park palling of Charlecote, toward the north-east. For this discovery the Editor is indebted to a most respectable, intelligent farmer in the adjoining parish of Wasperton, in which parish Treen's 6 Longer Prose Works. elder brother lies burled. The worthy farmer is unwilling to accept the large portion of fame justly due to him for the services he has thus rendered to literature in elucidating the history of Shakspeare and his times. In possession of an- other agricultural gentleman there was recently a very curious piece of iron, believed by many celebrated antiquaries to have constituted a part of a knight's breast-plate. It was purchased for two hundred pounds by the trustees of the British Museum, among whom, the reader will be grieved to hear, it produced dissension and coldness ; several of them being of opinion that it was merely a gorget, while others were inclined to the belief that it was the forepart of a horse-shoe. The Committee of Taste and the Heads of the Archseological Society were con- sulted. These learned, dispassionate, and benevolent men had the satisfaction of conciliating the parties at variance, — each having yielded somewhat and eveiy member signing, and affixing his seal to the signature, that, if indeed it be the fore- part of a horse-shoe, it was probably Ismael's, — there being a curved indentation along it, resembling the first letter of his name, and there being no certainty or record that he died in France, or was left in that country by Sir Magnus. The Editor is unable to render adequate thanks to the Rev. Stephen Turnover for the gratification he received in his curious library by a sight of Joseph Carnaby's name at full length, in red ink, coming from a trumpet in the mouth of an angel. This invaluable document is upon an engraving in a fronds- piece to the New Testament. But since unhappily he could procure no signature of Hannah Hathaway, nor ot her mother, and only a questionable one of Mr John Shakspeare, the poet's father, — there being two, in two very different hands, — both he and the publisher were of opinion that the graphical part of the volume would be justly censured as extremely incomplete, and that what we could give would only raise inextinguishable regret for that which we could not. On this reflection all have been omitted. The Editor is unwilling to affix any mark of disapprobation on the veiy clever engraver who undertook the sorrel mare ; but as in the memorable words of that ingenious gendeman Citation and Examination, etc. 7 from Ireland whose polished and elaborate epigrams raised him justly to the rank of prime minister, — " White was not so iiery white," — in like manner it appeared to nearly all the artists he consulted that the sorrel mare was not so sorrel m print. There ^ is another and a graver reason why the Editor was induced to reject the contribution of his friend the engraver ; and this is, a neglect of the late improvements in his art, he having, unadvisedly or thoughtlessly, drawn in the old-fashioned manner lines at the two sides and at the top and bottom of his print, confining it to such limits as paintings are confined in by their frames. Our spirited engravers, it is well-known, disdain tliis thraldom, and not only give unbounded space to their scenery, but also melt their figures in the air, — so advantage- ously, that, for the most part, they approach the condition of cherubs. This is the true aerial perspective, so little understood heretofore. Trees, castles, rivers, volcanoes, oceans, float together in absolute vacancy; the solid 'earth is represented, what we know it actually is, buoyant as a bubble, so that no wonder if every horse is endued with all the privileges of Pegasus, save and except our sorrel. Malicious carpers, in- sensible or invidious of England's glory, deny her in this beautiful practice the merit of invention, assigning it to the Chinese in their tea-cups and saucers ; but if not absolutely new and ours, it must be acknowledged that we have greatly improved and extended the invention. Such are the reasons why the little volume here laid before the public is defective in those decorations which the exalted state of literature demands. Something of compensation is supplied by a Memorandum of Ephraim Barnett, written upon the inner cover, and piinted below. The Editor, it will be perceived, is but little practised in the ways of literature ; much less is he gifted with that pro- phetic spirit which can anticipate the judgment of the public. Tt may be that he is too idle or too apathetic to think anxiously [•* From '-There" to •' invention," 27 lines, added in 2nd ed.] 8 Longer Prose Works. or much about the matter ; and yet he has been amused, in his earlier days, at watching the first appearance of such few books as he believed to be the production of some powerful intellect. He has seen people slowly rise up to them, like cai"p in a pond when food is thrown into it ; some of which caqj snatch suddenly at a morsel, and swallow it ; others touch it gently with their barb, pass deliberately by, and leave it ; others wriggle and rub against it more disdainfully ; others, in sober truth, know not what to make of it, swim round and round it, eye it on the sunny side, eye it on the shady, approach it, question it, shoulder it, flap it with the tail, turn it over, look askance at it, take a pea-shell or a worm instead of it, and plunge again their heads into the comfortable mud.'^ P Third ed. reads : " mud. After some seasons the same food will suit their stomachs better."] MEMORANDUM. Studying the benefit and advantage of such as by God's bless- ing may come after me, and willing to shew them the highways of Providence from the narrow by-lane in the which it hath been his pleasure to station me, and being now advanced full- nigh unto the close and consummation of my eaithly pilgrimage, methinks I cannot do better, at this juncture, than preserve the looser and lesser records of those who have gone before me in the same, with higher heel-piece to their shoe and more polished scallop to their beaver. And here, beforehand, let us think gravely and religiously on what the pagans, in their blindness, did call fortune, making a goddess of her, and saying,— " One body she lifts up so high And suddenly, she makes him cry And scream as any wench might do That you should play the rogue unto. And the same Lady Light sees good To drop another in the mud, Against all hope and likelihood." * My kinsman, Jacob Eldridge, having been taught by me, among other useful things, to write a fair and laudable hand, was recommended and introduced by our worthy townsman, Master Thomas Greene, unto tlie Earl of Essex, to keep his accounts, and to write down sundry matters from his dictation, even letters occasionally. For although our nobility, very unlike the French, not only can read and write, but often do, yet some from generosity, and some from dignity, keep in their employment what those who are illiterate, and would not appear * The editor has been unable to discover who was the author of this very free translation of an Ode in Horace. He is certainly happy in his amplification of the stridore acuta. May it not be surmised that he was some favourite scholar of Ephraim Barnett ? lo Longer Prose Works. so, call an amanuensis, thereby meaning secretary or scribe. Now it happened that our gracious queen's highness was desirous of knowing all that could be known about the Rebellion in Ireland ; and hearing but little truth from her nobility in that country, even the fathers in God inclining more unto court favour than will be readily believed of spiritual lords, and moulding their ductile depositions on the pasteboard of their temporal mistress, until she was angiy at seeing the lawn-sleeves so besmirched from wrist to elbow, she herself did say unto the Earl of Essex, — " Essex ! these fellows lie ! I am inclined to unfrock and scourge them sorely for their Icasings. Of that anon. Find out, if you can, somebody who liath his wit and his honesty about him at the same time. I know that when one of these paniers is full the other is apt to be empty, and that men walk crookedly for want of balance. No matter — we must search and find. Persuade — thou canst persuade, Essex! — say any thing, do any thing. We must talk gold and give iron. Dost understand me ? The earl did kiss the jewels upon the dread fingers, for only the last joint of each is visible ; and surely no mortal was ever so foolhardy as to take such a monstrous liberty as touching it, except in spirit ! On the next day there did arrive many fugitives from Ireland ; and among the rest was Master Edmund Spenser, known even in those parts for his rich vein of poetry, in which he is declared by our best judges to excell the noblest of the ancients, and to leave all the moderns at his feet. Whether he notified his arrival unto the earl, or whether fame brought the notice thereof unto his lordship, Jacob knoweth not. But early in the morrow did the earl send for Jacob, and say unto him, — " Eldridge ! thou must write fairly and clearly outy and In somewhat large letters, and in lines somewhat wide apart, all that thou hearest of the conversation I shall hold with a gen- tleman from Ireland. Take this gilt and illumined vellum, and albeit the civet make thee sick fifty times, write upon it all that passes ! Come not out of the closet until the gentleman hath gone homeward. The queen requireth much exactness ; and this is equally a man of genius, a man of business, and a man Citation and Examination, etc. 1 1 of worth. I expect from him not only what is true, but what is tlie most important and necessary to understand rightly and completely ; and nobody in existence is more capable of giving me both information and advice. Perhaps if he thought another were within hearing he would be offended or over-cautious. His delicacy and mine are warranted safe and sound by the observance of those commands which I am delivering unto thee." It happened that no information was given in this conference relating to the movements or designs of the rebels. So that Master Jacob Eldridge was left possessor of the costly vel- lum, which, now Master Spenser is departed this life, I keep as a memorial of him, albeit oftener than once I have taken pounce box and penknife in hand, in order to make it a fit and proper vehicle for my own very best writing. But I pretermitted it, finding that my hand is no longer the hand it was, or rather that the breed of geese is very much degenerated, and that their quills, like men's manners, are grown softer and flaccider. Where it will end God only knows ; I shall not live to see it. Alas, poor Jacob Eldridge ! he little thought that within twelve months his glorious master, and the scarcely less glorious poet, would be no more ! In the third week of the following year was Master Edmund buried at the charges of the earl ; and within these few days hath this lofty noble- man bowed his head under the axe of God's displeasure ; such being our gracious queen's. My kinsman Jacob sent unto me by the Alcester drover, old Clem Fisher, this, among other papers, fearing the wrath of that offended highness which allowed not her own sweet disposition to question or thwart the will divine. Jacob did likewise tell me in his letter that he was sure I should be happy to hear the success of William Shakspeare, our townsman. And in truth right glad was I to hear of it, being a principal in bringing it about, as .those several sheets will shew which have the broken tile laid upon them to keep them down compactly. Jacob's words are these : " Now I sjjeak of poets, you will be in a maze at hearing that our townsman hath written a power of matter for the 12 Longer Prose Works. playhouse. Neither he nor the booksellers think, it quite good enough to print; but I do assure you, on the faith of a Christian, it is not bad ; and there is rare fun in the last thing of his about Venus, where a Jew, one Shiloh, is choused out of his money and his revenge. However, the best critics and the greatest lords find ftmlt, and very justly, in the words, " ' Hath not a Jevir eyes ? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions ? fed with the same food, liurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?' " Surely, this is very unchristianlike. Nay, for supposition sake, suppose it to be true, was it his business to tell the people so ? Was it his duty to ring the crier's bell and cry to them, The sorry Jews are quite as much men as you are ? ^ The church, luckily, has let him alone for the present ; and the queen winks upon it. The best defence he can make for himself is that it comes from the mouth of a Jew, who says many other things as abominable. Master Greene may over- rate him ; but Master Greene declares that if William goes on improving and taking his advice, it will be desperate hard work in another seven years to find so many as half a dozen chaps equal to him within the liberties. Master Greene and myself took him with us to see the burial of Master Edmund Spenser in Westminster Abbey, on the 19th of January last. The halberdmen pushed us back as having no business there. Master Greene told them he belonged to the queen's company of players. William Shakspeare could have said the same, but did not. And I, fearing that Master Greene and he might be halberded back into the crowd, shewed the badge of the Earl of Essex. Whereupon did the serjeant ground his halberd, and say unto me, — " ' That badge commands admittance everywhere ; your folk likewise may come in.' " Master Greene was red-hot angry, and told me he would bring him before the council. [8 First ed. reads: ^^as ijouare. The impudentest thing (excepting some bauderies) that ever came from the stage I The church," &c.] Citation and Examination, etc. 13 " William smiled, and Master Greene said, — " < Why ! would not you, if you were in my place ? ' "He replied, — " ' I am an half inclined to do worse, — to bring him before the audience some spare hour.' " At the close of the burial-service all the poets of the age threw their pens into the grave, together with the pieces they had composed in praise or lamentation of the deceased. William Shakspeare was the only poet who abstained from throwing in either pen or poem ; at which no one marvelled, he being of low estate, and the others not having yet taken him by the hand. Yet many authors recognised him, not indeed as author, but as player ; and one, civiller than the rest, came up unto him triumphantly, his eyes sparkling with glee and satisfaction, and said, consolatorily, — " ' In due time, my honest friend, you may be admitted to do as much for one of us." " * After such encouragement," replied our townsman, " I am bound in duty to give you the preference, should I indeed be worthy.' " This was the only smart thing he uttered all the remainder of the day ; during the whole of it he appeared to be half- lost, I know not whether in melancholy or in meditation, and soon left us." Here endeth all that my kinsman Jacob wrote about William Shakspeare, saving and excepting his excuse for having written so much. The rest of his letter was on a matter of wider and weightier import, namely, on the price of Cotteswolde cheese at Evesham fair. And yet, although ingenious men be not among the necessaries of life, there is something in them that makes us curious in regard to their goings and doings. It were to be wished that some of them had attempted to be better accountants ; and others do appear to have laid aside the copybook full early in the day. Nevertheless, they have their uses and their merits. Master Eldridge's letter is the wrapper of much wholesome footl for contemplation. Although the decease (within so brief a period) of such a poet as Master Spenser, and such a patron as the earl, be unto us appalling, we laud and magnify the great Disposer of events, no less 14 Longer Prose Works. for his goodness in raising the humble than for his power in extinguishing the great. And peradventure ye, my heirs and descendants, who shall read with due attention what my pen now writeth, will say, with the royal Psalmist, that it inditeth of a good matter, when it sheweth unto you that, whereas it pleased the queen's highness to send a great lord before the judgment-seat of Heaven, having fitted him by means of such earthly instruments as princes in like cases do usually employ, and deeming (no doubt) in her princely heart that by such shrewd tonsure his head would be best fitted for a crown of glory, and thus doing all that she did out of the purest and most considerate love for him, ... it likewise hath pleased her highness to use her right hand as freely as her left, and to raise up a second burgess of our town to be one of her company of players. And ye, also, by industry and loyalty, may cheerfully hope for promotion in your callings, and come up (some of you) as nearly to him in the presence of royalty, as he cometh up (far off, indeed, at present) to the great and wonderful poet who lies dead among more spices than any phoenix, and more quills than any porcupine. If this thought may not prick and incitate you, little is to be hoped from any gentle admonition, or any earnest expostulation, of Your loving friend and kinsman. E. B. ANNO JET. SVM 74, DOM. I 599, DECEMB. 1 6 ; GLORIA DP. DF. ET DSS. AMOR VERSUS VIRGINEM REGINAM ! PROTESTANTICE LOQUOR ET HONESTO SENSU : OBTESTOR CONSCIENTIAM MEAM ! EXAMINATION About one hour before noontide the youth William Shak- SPEARE, accused of deer-stealing, and apprehended for that offence, was brought into the great hall at Charlecote, where, having made his obeisance, it was most graciously permitted him to stand. The worshipful Sir Thomas Lucy, Knight, seeing him right opposite, on the farther side of the long table, and fearing no disadvantage, did frown upon him with great dignity ; then, deigning ne'er a word to the culprit, turned he his face toward his chaplain. Sir Silas Gough, who stood beside him, and said unto him most courteously, and unlike unto one who in his own right commandeth, — " Stand out of the way ! What are those two varlets bringing into the room ? " " The table, sir," replied Master Silas, " upon the which the consumption of the venison was perpetrated." The youth, William Shakspeare, did therefore pray and beseech his lordship most fei-vently, in this guise : — " Oh, sir ! do not let him turn the tables against me, wlio am only a simple stripling, and he an old cogger ! " But Master Silas did bite his nether lip, and did cry aloud, — " Look upon those deadly spots ! " And his worship did look thereupon most staidly, and did say in the ear of Master Silas, but in such wise that it reached even unto mine, " Good honest chandlery, methinks ! " "God grant it may turn out so ! " ejaculated Master Silas. The youth, hearing these words, said unto him, — "I fear. Master Silas, gentry like you often pray God to 1 6 Longer Prose Works. grant what he would rather not ; and now and then what you would rather not." Sir Silas was wroth at this rudeness of speech about God in the face of a preacher, and said, reprovingly, — " Out upon thy foul mouth, knave ! upon which lie slaughter and venison." Whereupon did William Shakspeare sit mute awhile, and discomfited ; then turning toward Sir Thomas, and looking and speaking as one submiss and contrite, he thus appealed unto him : — " Worshipful sir ! were there any signs of venison on my mouth, Master Silas could not for his life cry out upon it, nor help kissing it as 'twere a wench's." Sir Thomas looked upon him with most lordly gi'avity and wisdom, and said unto him, in a voice that might have come from the bench : " Youth, thou speakest irreverently ; " and then unto Master Silas : " Silas ! to the business on hand. Taste the fat upon yon boor's table, which the constable hath brought hither, good Master Silas ! And declare upon oath, being sworn in my presence, first, whether said fat do proceed of venison ; secondly, whether said venison be of buck or doe." Whereupon the reverend Sir Silas did go incontinently, and did bend forward his head, shoulders, and body, and did sever- ally taste four white solid substances upon an oaken board ; said board being about two yards long, and one yard four inches wide ; found in, and brought thither from, the tenement or messuage of Andrew Haggit, who hath absconded. Of these four white solid substances, two were somewhat larger than a groat, and thicker ; one about the size of King Henry the Eighth's shilling, when our late sovereign lord of blessed memory was toward the lustiest ; and the other, that is to say the middlemost, did resemble in some sort, a mushroom, not over fresh, turned upward on its stalk. " And what sayest thou. Master Silas ? " quoth the knight. In reply whereunto Sir Silas thus averred : — '• Venison ! o' my conscience ! Buck ! or burn me alive ! citation and Examination, etc. 17 The three splashes in the circumference are verily and in- deed venison; buck, moreover, and Charlecote buck, upon my oath!" Then carefully tasting the protuberance in the centre, he spat it out, crying, — " Pho ! pho ! 'Villain ! 'villain! " and shaking his fist at the culprit. Whereat the said culprit smiled and winked, and said off- hand, — " Save thy spittle, Silas ! It would supply a gaudy mess to the hungriest litter ; but it would turn them from whelps into wolvets. 'T is pity to throw the best of thee away. Nothing comes out of thy mouth that is not savoury and solid, bating thy wit, thy sermons, and thy promises." It was my duty to write down the very words, irreverent as they are, being so commanded. More of the like, it is to be feared, would have ensued, but that Sir Thomas did check him, saying, shrewdly, — " Young man ! I perceive that if I do not stop thee in thy courses, thy name, being involved in thy company's, may one day or other reach across the county ; and folks may handle it and turn it about, as it deserveth, from Coleshill to Nun- eaton, from Bromwicham to Brownsover. And who knoweth but that, years after thy death, the very house wherein thou wert born may be pointed at, and commented on, by knots of people, gentle and simple ! What a shame for an honest man's son 1 Thanks to me, who consider of measures to pre- vent it ! Posterity shall laud and glorify me for plucking thee clean out of her head, and for picking up timely a ticklish skittle, that might overthrow with it a power of others just as light. I will rid the hundred of thee, with God's blessing ! — nay, the whole shire. We will have none such in our county ; we justices are agreed upon it, and we will keep our. word now and forevermore. Woe betide any that resembles thee in any part of him ! " Whereunto Sir Silas added, — " We will dog him, and worry him, and haunt him, and bedevil him ; and if ever he hear a comfortable word, it shall be in a language very different from his own." i8 Longer Prose Works. " As different as thine is from a Christian's," said the youth. " Boy ! thou art slow of apprehension," said Sir Thomas, with much gravity ; and taking up the cue, did rejoin, — " Master Silas would impress upon thy ductile and tender mind the danger of evil doing ; that we, in other words that justice is resolved to follow him up, even beyond his country, where he shall hear notliing better than the Italian or the Spanish, or the black language, or the language of Turk or Troubadour, or Tartar or Mongle. And, forsooth, for this gentle and indirect reproof, a gentleman in priest's orders is told by a stripling that he lacketh Christianity ! Who then shall give it ?" Shakspeare. Who, indeed ? when the founder of the feast leaveth an invited guest so empty ! Yea, sir, the guest was invited, and the board was spread. The fruits that lay upon it be there still, and fresh as ever ; and the bread of life in those capacious canisters is unconsumed and unbroken. Sir Silas (aside). The knave maketh me hungry with his mischievous similitudes. Sir Thomas. Thou hast aggravated thy offence, Will Shakspeare! Irreverent caitiff! is this a discourse for my chaplain and clerk ? Can he or the worthy scribe Ephraim (his worship was pleased to call me worthy) write down such words as those, about litter and wolvets, for the perusal and meditation of the grand jury ? If the whole corporation of Stratford had not unanimously given it against thee, still his tongue would catch thee, as the evet catcheth a gnat. Know, sirrah, the reverend Sir Silas, albeit ill appointed for riding, and not over- fond of it, goeth to every house wherein is a venison feast for thirty miles round. Not a buck's hoof on any stable-door but it awakeneth his recollections like a red letter. This wholesome reproof did bring the youth back again to his right senses ; and then said he, with contrition, and with a wisdom beyond his years, and little to be expected from one who had spoken just before so unadvisedly and rashly, — " Well do I know it, your worship ! And verily do I Citation and Examination, etc. 19 believe Liiat a bone of one being shovelled among the soil upon his coffin would forthwith quicken * him. Sooth to say, there is ne'er a buckhound in the county but he treateth him as a godchild, patting him on the head, soothing his velvety ear between thumb and forefinger, ejecting tick from tenement, calling him ^Jiiie fellow,^ ' noble lad^ and giving him his bless- ing, as one dearer to him than a king's debt to a debtor,! or a bastard to a dad of eighty. This is the only kindness 1 ever heard of Master Silas toward his fellow-creatures. Never hold me unjust, Sir Knight, to Master Silas. Could I learn other good of him, I would freely say it ; for we do good by speaking it, and none is easier. Even bad men are not bad men while they praise the just. Their first step backward is more troublesome and wrenching to them than the first forward." " fn God's name, where did he gather all this ? " whispered his worship to the chaplain, by whose side I was sitting. " Why, he talks like a man of forty-seven, or more ! " " I doubt his sincerity, sir ! " replied the chaplain. " His words are fairer now — " "Devil choke him for them!" interjected he, with an undervoice. " — and almost book- worthy ; but out of place. What the scurvy cur yelped against me, I forgive him as a Christian. Murrain upion such varlet vermin ! It is but of late years that dignities have come to be reviled. The other parts of the Gospel were broken long before ; this was left us ; and now this likewise is to be kicked out of doors, amid the mutterings of such mooncalves as him yonder." " Too true, Silas ! " said the knight, sighing deeply. " Tilings are not as they were in our glorious wars of York and Lancaster. The knaves were thinned then ; two or three crops a year of that rank squitch-grass " which it has become * Quicken, bring to life. + Debtors were often let out of prison at the coronation of a new king ; but creditors never paid by him. [" First ed. reads: " ^c;?/ grass."] 20 Longer Prose Works. the fashion of late to call the people. There was some differ- ence then between buff doublets and iron mail ; and the rogues felt it. Well-a-day ! we must bear what God willeth, and never repine, although it gives a man the heart-ache. We are bound in duty to keep these things for the closet, and to tell God of them only when we call upon his holy name, and have him quite by ourselves." Sir Silas looked discontented and impatient, and said, snappishly, — " Cast we off here, or we shall be at fault. Start him, sir ! prithee, start him." Again his worship. Sir Thomas, did look gravely and grandly, and taking a scrap of paper out of the Holy Book then lying before him, did read distinctly these words : — " Providence hath sent Master Silas back hither, this morn- ing, to confound thee in thy guilt." Again, with all the courage and composure of an innocent man, and indeed with more than what an innocent man ought to possess in the presence of a magistrate, the youngster said, pointing toward Master Silas, "The first moment he ventureth to lift up his visage from the table, hath Providence marked him miraculously. I have heard of black malice. How many of our words have more in them than we think of! Give a countryman a plough of silver, and he will plough with it all the season, and never know its substance. 'Tis thus with our daily speech. What riches lie hidden in the vulgar tongue of the poorest and most ignorant ! What flowers of Paradise lie under our feet, with their beauties and parts undistinguished and undiscerned, from having been daily trodden on ! O, sir, look you ! but let me cover my eyes ! Look at his lips ! Gracious Heaven ! they were not thus when he entered. They are blacker now than Harry Tewe's bull-bitch's ! " I Master Silas did lift up his eyes in astonishment and wrath ; and his worship. Sir Thomas, did open his wider and wider, and cried by fits and starts : — " Gramercy ! true enough ! nay, afore God, too true by half ! I never saw the like ! Who would believe it ? I wish I were fairly rid of this examination, my hands washed Citation and Examination, etc. 2 i clean thereof! Another time, — anon ! We have our quar- terly sessions! We are many together: at present I remand — " And now, indeed, unless Sir Silas had taken his worship by the sleeve, he would mayhap have remanded the lad. But Sir Silas, still holding the sleeve and shaking it, said, humedly, "Let me entreat your worship to ponder. What black does the fellow talk of? My blood and bile rose up against the rogue ; but surely I did not turn black in the face, or in the mouth, as the fellow calls it ? " Whether Master Silas had some suspicion and inkling of the cause or not, he rubbed his right hand along his face and lips, and, looking upon it, ciied aloud, — " Ho, ho ! is it off? There is some upon my finger's end, I find. Now I have it, ay, there it is. That large splash upon the centre of the table is tallow, by my salvation ! The profligates sat up until the candle burned out, and the last of it ran through the socket upon the board. We knew it before. I did convey into my mouth both fat and smut ! " " Many of your cloth and kidney do that, good Master Silas, and make no wry faces about it," quoth the youngster, with indiscreet merriment, although short of laughter, as became him who had already stepped too far and reached the mire. To save paper and time, I shall now, for the most part, write only what they all said, not saying that they said it, and just copying out in my clearest hand what fell respectively from their mouths. Sir Silas. I did indeed spit it forth, and emunge my lips, as who should not ? Shakspeare. Would it were so ! Sir Silas. Would it ijere so ! in thy teeth, hypocrite ! Sir Thomas. And, truly, I likewise do incline to hope and credit it, as thus paraphrased and expounded. Shakspeare. Wait until this blessed day next year, sir, at the same hour. You shall see it forth again at its due season ; it would be no miracle if it lasted. Spittle may cure sore eyes, but not blasted mouths and scald consciences. 22 Longer Prose Works, Sir Thomas. Why ! who taught thee all this ? . . . Then turned he leisurely toward Sir Silas, and placing his hand outspredden upon the arm of the chaplain, said unto him in a low, judicial, hollow voice, " Every word true and solemn ! I have heard less wise saws from between black covers." Sir Silas was indignant at this under-rating, as he appeared to think it, of the church and its ministry, and answered im- patiently, with Christian freedom, — " Your worship surely will not listen to this wild wizard in his brothel-pulpit ! " Shalispeare. Do I live to hear Charlecote Hall called a brothel-pulpit ? A las, then, I have lived too long ! Sir Silas. We will try to amend that for thee. . . . William seemed not to hear him, loudly as he spake and pointedly unto the youngster, who wiped his eyes, crying, " Commit me, sir ! in mercy commit me ! Master Ephraim ! Oh, Master Ephraim ! A guiltless man may feel all the pangs of the guilty ! Is it you who are to make out the commitment ? Dispatch ! dispatch ! I am a-weary of my life. If I dared to lie, I would plead guilty." Sir Thomas. Heyday ! No wonder. Master Ephraim, thy entrails are moved and wamble. Dost weep, lad ? Nay, nay ; thou bearest up bravely. Silas, I now find, although the example come before me from humble life, that what my mother said was true ; 'twas upon my fither's demise. " In great grief there are few tears." Upon which did the youth, Willy Shakspeare, jog himself by the memory, and repeat these short verses, not wide from the same purport : " There are. alas, some depths of woe Too vast for tears to overflow.'' Sir Thomas. Eet those who are sadly vexed in spirit mind that notion, whoever indited it, and be men : I always was ; but some little griefs have pinched me woundily. . . . Master Silas grew impatient, for he had ridden hard that morning, and had no cushion upon his seat, as Sir Thomas had. I have seen in my time that he wlio is seated on beech- Citation and Examination, etc. 23 wood hath very different thoughts and moralities from him who is seated on goose-feathers under doe-skin. But that is neither here nor there, albeit, an' I die, as I must, my heirs, Judith and her boy Elijah, may note it. Master Silas, as above, looked sourishly, and cried aloud, " The witnesses ! the witnesses ! testimony ! testimony ! We shall now see whose black goes deepest. There is a fork to be had that can hold the slipperiest eel, and a finger that can strip the slimiest. I cry your worship to the witnesses." Sir Thomas. Ay, indeed, we are losing the day ; it wastes toward noon, and nothing done. Call the witnesses. How are they called by name ? Give me the paper. . . . The paper being forthwith delivered into his worship's hand by the learned clerk, his worship did read aloud the name of Euseby Treen. Whereupon did Euseby Treen come forth through the great hall-door which was ajar, and answer most audibly, " Your worship ! " Straightway did Sir Thomas read aloud, in like form and manner, the name of Joseph Carnaby ; and in like manner as aforesaid did Joseph Carnaby make answer and say, — " Your worship ! " Lastly did Sir Thomas turn the light of his countenance on William Shakspeare, saying, " Thou seest these good men deponents against thee, William Shakspeare." And then did Sir Thomas pause. And pending this pause did William Shakspeare look stedfastly in the faces of both ; and stroking down his own with the hollow of his hand from the jaw-bone to the chin-point, said unto his honour, " Faith ! it would give me much pleasure, and the neigh- bourhood much vantage, to see these two fellows good men. Joseph Carnaby and Euseby Treen ! Why ! your worship ! they know every hare's form in Luddington-field better than their own beds, and as well pretty nigh as any wench's in the parish." Then turned he with jocular scoff unto Joseph Carnaby, 24 Longer Prose Works, thus accosting him, whom his shirt, being made stiffer than usual for the occasion, rubbed and frayed. " Ay, Joseph ! smoothen and soothe thy collar-piece again and again ! Hark ye ! I know what smock that was knavishly cut from." Master Silas rose up in high choler, and said unto Sir Thomas, " Sir ! do not listen to that lewd reviler ; I wager ten groats I prove him to be wrong in his scent. Joseph Carnaby is righteous and discreet." Shakspeare. By daylight and before the parson. Bears and boars are tame creatures, and discreet, in the sunshine and after dinner. Treen. I do know his down-goings and up-risings. Shnhspeare. The man and his wife are one, saith holy Scripture. Treen. A sober-paced and rigid man, if such there be. Few keep Lent like unto him. Shakspeare. I warrant him, both lent and stolen. Sir Thomas. Peace and silence ! Now, Joseph Carnaby, do thou depose on particulars. Carnaby. May it please your worship ! 1 was returning from Hampton upon Allhallowmas eve, between the hours of ten and eleven at night, in company" with Master Euseby Treen ; and when we came to the bottom of Mickle Meadow, we heard several men in discourse. I plucked Euseby Treen by the doublet, and whispered in his ear, " Euseby ! Euseby ! let us slink along in the shadow of the elms and willows." Treen. Willoavs and elm-lrees were the words. Shakspeare. See, your worship ! what discordances ! They cannot agree in their own story. Sir Silas. The same thing, the same thing, in the main. Shakspeare. By less differences than this estates have been lost, hearts broken, and England, our country, filled with homeless, helpless, destitute orphans. I protest against it. Sir Silas. Protest, indeed ! He talks as if he were a member of the House of Lords. They alone can protest. Sir Thomas. Your attorney may object, not protest, before the lord judge. Proceed you, Joseph Carnaby. Citation and Examination, etc. 25 Carnaby. In the shadow of the willows and elm-trees, then — Shakspeare. No hints, no conspiracies ! Keep to your own story, man, and do not borrow his. Sir Silas. I overrule the objection. Nothing can be more futile and frivolous, Shakspeare. So learned a magistrate as your worship will surely do me justice by hearing me attentively. 1 am young ; nevertheless, ha\'ing more than one year written in the office of an attorney, and having heard and listened to many dis- courses and questions on law, I cannot but remember the heavy fine inflicted on a gentleman of this county who committed a poor man to prison for being in possession of a hare, it being proved that the hare was in his possession, and not he in the hare's. Sir Silas. Synonymous term ! synonymous term ! Sir Thomas. In what term sayest thou was it ? I do not remember the case. Sir Silas. Mere quibble ! mere equivocation ! Jesuitical 1 Jesuitical ! Shakspeare. It would be Jesuitical, Sir Silas, if it dragged the law by its perversions to the side of oppression and cruelty. The order of Jesuits, I fear, is as numerous as its tenets are lax and comprehensive. I am sorry to see their frocks flounced with English serge. Sir Silas. I don't understand thee, viper ! Sir Thomas. Cease thou. Will Shakspeare ! Know thy place. And do thou, Joseph Carnaby, take up again the thread of thy testimony. Carnaby. We were still at some distance from the party, when on a sudden Euseby hung an — * ^ Sir Thomas. As well write dreiu back, Master Ephraim and Master Silas! Be circumspecter in speech. Master Joseph Carnaby ! I did not look for such rude phrases from that starch-warehouse under thy chin. Continue, man ? * The word here omitted is quite illegible. [8 In I St ed. this note reads: "unintelligible. It appears to have some reference to the language of the Highlanders. That it was rough and outlandish is apparent from the reprimand of Sir Thomas."] 26 Longer Prose Works. Carnahy. " Euseby," said I in his ear, " what ails thee, Euseby ? " "I wag no farther," quoth he. " What a number of names and voices ! " Sir Thomas. Dreadful gang ! a number of names and voices ! Had it been any other day in the year but Allhallowmas eve ! To steal a buck upon such a day ! Well ! God may pardon even that. Go on, go on. But the laws of our country must have their satisfaction and atonement. Were it upon any other day in the calendar less holy, the buck were nothing, or next to nothing, saving the law and our conscience and our good report. Yet we, her Majesty's justices, must stand in the gap, body and soul, against evil-doers. Now do thou, in furtherance of this business, give thine aid unto us, Joseph Carnaby ! remembering that mine eye from this judgment- seat, and her Majesty's bright and glonous one overlooking the whole realm, and the broader of God above, are upon thee. . . . Carnaby did quail a matter at these words about the judg- ment-seat and the broad eye, aptly and gravely delivered by him moreover who hath to administer truth and righteousness in our ancient and venerable laws, and especially, at the present juncture, in those against park-breaking and deer- stealing. But finally, nought discomfited, and putting his hand valiantly atwixt hip and midriff, so that his elbow well-nigh touched the taller pen in the ink-pot, he went on. Carnahy. " In the shadotu of the tuilloius and elm-trees," said he, " and get nearer." We were still at some distance, maybe a score of furlongs, from the party — Sir Thomas. Thou hast said it already — all save the score of furlongs. Hast room for them. Master Silas ? Sir Silas. Yea, and would make room for fifty, to let the fellow swing at his ease. Sir Thomas. Hast room. Master Ephraim ? " 'Tis done, most worshipful ! " said I. The learned knight did not recollect that I could put fifty furlongs in a needle's eye, give me pen fine enough. But far be it from me to vaunt of my penmanship, although there be those who do malign it, even in my own township Citation and Examination, etc. 27 and parish ; yet they never have unperched me from my call- ing, and have had hard work to take an idle wench or two from under me on Saturday nights. I memorize thus much, not out of any malice or any sore- ness about me, but that those of my kindred into whose hands it please God these papers do fall hereafter, may bear up stoutly in such straits ; and if they be good at the cudgel, that they, looking first at their man, do give it him heartily and unsparingly, keeping within law. Sir Thomas, having overlooked what we had written, and meditated a while thereupon, said unto Joseph, " It appeareth by thy testimony that there was a huge and desperate gang of them afoot. Revengeful dogs ! it is difficult to deal with them. The laws forbid precipitancy and violence. A dozen or two may return and harm me ; not me, indeed, but my tenants and servants. I would fain act with prudence, and like unto him who looketh abroad. He must tie his shoe tightly who passeth through mire ; he must step softly who steppeth over stones ; he must walk in the fear of the Lord (which, without a brag, I do at this present feel upon me), who hopeth to reach the end of the straightest road in safety." Sir Silas. Tut, tut ! your worship ! Her Majesty's deputy hath matchlocks and halters at a knight's disposal, or the world were topsy-turvy indeed. Sir Thomas. My mental ejaculations, and an influx of grace thereupon, have shaken and washed from my brain all thy last words, good Joseph ! Thy companion here, Euseby Treen, said unto thee ay ? . . . Carnaby. Said unto me, " What a number of names and voices ! And there be but three living men in all ! And look again ! Christ deliver us ! all the shadows save one go leftward : that one lieth right upon the river. It seemeth a big, squat monster, shaking a little, as one ready to spring upon its prey." Sir Thomas. A dead man in his last agonies, no doubt ! Your deer-stealcr doth boggle at nothing. He hath alway the knife in doublet and the devil at elbow. I wot not of any keeper killed or missing. To lose one's deer and keeper too were overmuch. 28 Longer Prose Works. Do, in God's merciful name, hand unto me a glass of sack. Master Silas ! I wax faintish at the big, squat man. He hath harmed not only me, but mine. Furthermore, the examination is grown so long. . . . Then was the wine delivered by Sir Silas into the hand of his worship, who drank it off in a beaker of about half a pint, but little to his satisfaction : for he said shortly after- ward, " Hast thou poured no water into the sack, good Master Silas ? It seemeth weaker and washier than ordinary, and affbrdeth small comfort unto the breast and stomach." Sir Silas. Not I, truly, sir, and the botde is a fresh and sound one. The cork reported on drawing, as the best diver doth on sousing from Warwick bridge into Avon. A rare cork ! as bright as the glass bottle, and as smooth as the lips of any cow. Sir Thomas. My mouth is out of taste this morning ; or the same wine, mayhap, hath a different force and flavour in the dining-room and among friends. But to business. What more ? Carnaby. " Euseby Treen, what may it be ? " said I. "I know," quoth he, "but dare not breathe it." Sir Thomas. I thought I had taken a glass of wine, verily. Attention to my duty as a magistrate is paramount. I mind nothing else when that lies before me. Carnaby ! I credit thy honesty, but doubt thy manhood. Why not breathe it, with a vengeance ? Carnaby. It was Euseby who dared not. Sir Thomas. Stand still ! Say nothing yet ; mind my orders : fair and softly : compose thyself. . . . They all stood silent for some time, and looked very com- posed, awaiting the commands of the knight. His mind was clearly in such a state of devotion that peradventure he might not have descended for a while longer to his mundane duties, had not Master Silas told him that, under the shadow of his wing, their courage had returned and they were quite com- posed again. " You may proceed," said the knight. Carnaby. Master Treen did take off" his cap and wipe his forehead. I, for the sake of comforting him in this his Citation and Examination, etc. 29 heaviness, placed my hand upon his crown ; and truly I might have taken it for a tuft of bents, the hair on end, the skin immovable as God's earth ! . . . Sir Thomas, hearing these words, lifted up his hands above his own head, and in the loudest voice he had yet uttered did he cry, "Wonderful are thy ways in Israel, O Lord ! " So saying, the pious knight did strike his knee with the palm of his right hand ; and then gave he a sign, bowing his head and closing his eyes, by which Master Carnaby did think he signified his pleasure that he should go on deposing. And he went on thus : Carnaby. At this moment one of the accomplices cried, " Willy ! Willy ! prithee stop ! enough in all conscience ! First thou divertedst us from our undertaking with thy strange vagaries, thy Italian girls' nursery sigh, thy Pucks and pinch- ings, and thy Windsor whimsies. No kitten upon a bed of marum ever played such antics. It was summer and winter, night and day with us within the hour ; and in such religion did we think and feel it, we would have broken the man's jaw who gainsaid it. We have slept with thee under the oaks in the ancient forest of Arden, and we have wakened from our sleep in the tempest far at sea.* Now art thou for frightening us again out of all the senses thou hadst given us, with witches and women more murderous than they." Then followed a deeper voice : " Stouter men and more resolute are few ; but thou, my lad, hast words too weighty for flesh and bones to bear up against. And who knows but these creatures may pop amongst us at last, as the wolf did, sure enough, upon him, the noisy rogue, who so long had been crying wolf! and ivolf ! " Sir Thomas. Well spoken, for two thieves ; albeit I miss the meaning of the most part. Did they prevail with the scapegrace and stop him ? Carnaby. The last who had spoken did slap him on the shoulder, saying, "Jump into the punt, lad, and across." * By this deposition it wrould appear that Shakspeare had formed the idea, if not the outline, of several plays already, much as he altered them, no doubt, in after life. 30 Longer Prose Works. Thereupon did Will Shakspeare jump into said punt, and begin to sing a song about a mermaid. Shakspeare. Sir ! is this credible I I will be sworn I never saw one ; and verily do believe that scarcely one in a hundred years doth venture so far up the Avon. Sir Thomas. There is something in this. Thou mayest have sung about one, nevertheless. Young poets take great liberties with all female kind ; not that mermaids are such very unlawful game for them, and there be songs even about worse and staler fish. Mind ye that ! Thou hast written songs, and hast sung them, and lewd enough they be, God wot! Shakspeare. Pardon me, your worship ! they were not mine then. Peradventure the song about the mermaid may have been that ancient one which every boy in most parishes has been singing for many years, and, perhaps, his father be- fore him ; and somebody was singing it then, mayhap, to keep up his courage in the night. Sir Thomas. I never heard it. Shakspeare. Nobody would dare to sing in the presence of your worship, unless commanded ; not even the mermaid herself. Sir Thomas. Canst thou sing it ? Shakspeare. Verily, I can sing nothing. Sir Thomas. Canst thou repeat it from memory ? Shakspeare. It is so long since I have thought about it, that I may fail in the attempt. Sir Thomas. Try, however. Shakspeare. " The mermaid sat upon the rocks All day long, Admiring her beauty and combing her locks, And singing a mermaid song." Sir Thomas. What was it ? what was it ? I thought as much. There thou standest, like a woodpecker, chattering and chattering, breaking the bark with thy beak, and leaving the grub where it was. This is enough to put a saint out of patience. Citation and Examination, etc. 31 Shakspeare. The wishes of your worship possess a mys- terious influence : I now remember all. " And hear the mermaid's song you may, As sure as sure can be, If you will but follow the sun all day, And souse with him into the sea." Sir Thomas. It must be an idle fellow who would take that trouble ; besides, unless he nicked the time he might miss the monster. There be many who are slow to believe that the mermaid singeth. Shakspeare. Ah, sir ! not only the mermaid singeth, but the merman sweareth, as another old song will convince you. Sir Thomas. I would fain be convinced of God's wonders in the great deeps, and would lean upon the weakest reed like unto thee to manifest his glory. Thou mayest convince me. Shakspeare. A wonderful story, my lasses and lads, Peradventure you 've heard from your grannams or dads, Of a merman that came every night to woo The spinster of spinsters, our Catherine Crewe. But Catherine Crewe Is now seventy-two, And avers she hath half forgotten The truth of the tale, when you ask her about it, And says, as if fain to deny it or flout it, " Pooh ! the merman is dead and rotten.^'' The merman came up as the mermen are wont, To the top of the water, and then swam upofl 't ; And Catherine saw him with both her two eyes, A lusty young merman full six feet in size. And Catherine was frighten'd. Her scalp-skin it tighten'd, And her head it swam strangely, although on dry land ; And the merman made bold Eftsoons to lay hold (This Catherine well recollects) of her hand. But how could a merman, if ever so good. Or if ever so clever, be well understood By a simple young creature of our flesh and blood ? 32 Longer Prose Works. Some tell us the merman Can only speak German, In a voice between grunting and snoring ; But Catherine says he had learned in the wars The language, persuasions, and oaths of our tars, And that even his voice was not foreign. Yet when she was asked how he managed to hide The green fishy tail, coming out of the tide For night after night above twenty, " You troublesome creatures ! " old Catherine replied, " In his pocket ; won't that now content ye ? " Sir Thomas. I have my doubts yet. I should have said unto her, seriously, " Kate ! Kate ! I am not convinced." There may be witchcraft or sortilege in it. I would have made it a star-chamber matter. Shakspeare. It was one, sir. Sir Thomas. And now I am reminded by this silly, childish song, which, after all, is not the true mermaid's, thou didst tell me, Silas, that the papers found in the lad's pocket were intended for poetry. Sir Silas. I wish he had missed his aim, sir, in your park, as he hath missed it in his poetry. The papers are not worth reading ; they do not go against him in the point at issue. Sir Thomas. We must see that ; they being taken upon his person when apprehended. Sir Silas. Let Ephraim read them, then ; it behooveth not me, a Master of Arts, to con a whelp's whining. Sir Thomas. Do thou read them aloud unto us, good Master Ephraim. . . . . . Whereupon I took the papers which young Willy had not bestowed much pains on ; and they posed and puzzled me grievously, for they were blotted and scrawled in many places, as if somebody had put him out. These likewise I thought fit, after long consideration, to write better, and preserve, great as the loss of time is when men of business take in;hand such unseemly matters. However, they are decenter than most, and not without their moral ; for example : Citation and Examination, etc. 2)3 TO THE OWLET. Who, O thou sapient, saintly bird ! Thy shouted warnings ever heard Unbleached by fear? The blue-faced blubbering imp, who steals Yon turnips, thinks thee at his heels. Afar or near. The brawnier churl, who brags at times To front and top the rankest crimes, — To paunch a deer. Quarter a priest, or squeeze a wench, — Scuds from thee, clammy as a tench, He knows not where. For this the righteous Lord of all Consigns to thee the castle-wall. When, many a year, Closed in the chancel-vaults, are eyes Rainy or sunny at the sighs Of knight or peer. Sir Thomas, when I had ended, said unto me, " No harm herein : but are they over ? " I replied, " Yea, sir ! " " I miss the posy," quoth he ; " there is usually a lump of sugar, or a smack thereof at the bottom of the glass. They who are inexperienced in poetry do write it as boys do their copies in the copy-book, without a flourish at the ^nis. It is only the master who can do this befittingly." I bowed unto his worship reverentially, thinking of a surety he meant me, and returned my best thanks in set language. But his worship rebuffed them, and told me graciously that he had an eye on another of very different quality ; that the plain sense of his discourse might do for me, the subtiler was certainly for himself. He added that in his younger days he had heard from a person of great parts, and had since profited by it, that ordinary poets are like adders ; the tail blunt and the body rough, and the whole reptile cold-blooded and sluggish : ' whereas we,' he sub- joined, 'leap and caracole and curvet, and are as warm as velvet, and as sleek as satin, and as perfumed as a 34 Longer Prose Works. Naples fan, in every part of us ; and the end of our poems is as pointed as a perch's back-fin, and it requires as much nicety to pick it up as a needle * at nine groats the hundred.' Then turning toward the culprit, he said mildly unto him, — " Now why canst thou not apply thyself unto study ? Why canst thou not ask advice of thy superiors in rank and wisdom ? In a few years, under good discipline, thou mightest rise from the owlet unto the peacock. I know not what pleasant things might not come into the youthful head thereupon. " He was the bird of Venus,! goddess of beauty. He flew down (I speak as a poet, and not in my quality of knight and Christian) with half the stars of heaven upon his tail ; and his long, blue neck doth verily appear a dainty slice out of the solid sky." Sir Silas smote me with his elbow, and said in my ear, " He wanteth not this stufling ; he beats a pheasant out of the kitchen, to my mind, take him only at the pheasant's size, and don't (upon your life) overdo him. " Never be cast down in spirit, nor take it too grievously to heart, if the colour be a suspicion of the pinkish : no sign of rawness in that ; none whatever. It is as becoming to him as to the salmon ; it is as natural to your pea-chick in his best cookery, as it is to the linest October- morning, moist under- foot, when partridge's and puss's and reynard's scent lies sweetly." Willy Shakspeare, in the mean time lifted up his hands above his ears half a cubit, and taking breath again, said, audibly, although he willed it to be said unto himself alone, " O that knights could deign to be our teachers ! Me- thinks I should briefly spring up into heaven, through the very chink out of which the peacock took his neck." Master Silas, who like myself and the worshipful knight, did overhear him, said angrily, * The greater part of the value of the present v/ork arises from the certain information it affords us on the price of small needles in the reign of Elizabeth. Fine needles in her days were made only at Liege, and some few cities in t!ie Netherlands, and may be reckoned among those things vvhich were much dearer than they are now. f Mr Tooke had not yet published his Pantheon. Citation and Examination, etc. 35 " To spring up into heaven, my lad, it would be as well to have at least one foot upon the ground to make the spring withal. I doubt whether we shall leave thee this vantage." " Nay, nay ! thou art hard upon him, Silas," said the knight. I was turning over the other papers taken from the pocket of the culprit on his apprehension, and had fixed my eyes on one, when Sir Thomas caught them thus occupied, and ex- claimed, *' Mercy upon us ! have we more ? " "Your patience, worshipful sir! " said I; "must I for- ward ? " " Yea, yea," quoth he, resignedly, " we must go through ; we are pilgrims in this life." Then did I read, in a clear voice, the contents of paper the second, being as followeth : THE MAID'S LAMENT. I loved him not ; and yet now he is gone I feel I am alone. I check'd him while he spoke ; yet could he speak Alas I I would not check. For reasons not to love him once I sought, And wearied all my thought To vex myself and him : I now would give My love could he but live Who lately lived for me, and when he found 'Twas vain, in holy ground He hid his face amid the shades of death. I waste for jiim my breath Who wasted his for me: but mine returns, And this lorn bosom burns With stifling heat, heaving it up in sleep. And waking me to weep Tears that had melted his soft heart : for years Wept he as bitter tears. Merciful God ! such was his latest prayer, These miiy she never share ! Quieter is his breath, his breast more cold. Than daisies in the mould. Where children spell, athwart the churchyard gate, His name and life's brief date. Pray for him, gentle souls, whoe'er you be. And, oh ! pray too for me ! 36 Longer Prose Works. Sir Thomas had fallen into a most comfoitable and refresh- ing slumber ere this lecture was concluded ; but the pause broke it, as there be many who experience after the evening service in our parish-church. Howbeit, he had presently all his wits about him, and remembered well that he had been carefully counting the syllables, about the time when I had pierced as far as into the middle. " Young man," said he to Willy, " thou givest short measure in every other sack of the load. Thy uppermost stake is of right length ; the undermost falleth off, methinks. " Master Ephraim, canst thou count syllables ? I mean no offence. I may have counted wrongfully myself, not being born nor educated for an accountant." At such order I did count ; and truly the suspicion was as just as if he had neither been a knight nor a sleeper. " Sad stuff! sad stuff, indeed ! " said Master Silas, " and smelling of popery and wax-candles." " Ay ? " said Sir Thomas, " I must sift that." " If praying for the dead is not popery," said Master Silas, " I know not what the devil is. Let them pray for us ; they may know whether it will do us any good. We need not pray for them ; we cannot tell whether it will do them any. I call this sound divinity." "Are our churchmen all agreed thereupon?" asked Sir Thomas. " The wisest are," replied Master Silas. " There are some lank rascals who will never agree upon anything but upon doubting. I would not give ninepence for the best gown upon the most thrifty of 'em ; and their fingers are as stiff and hard with their pedlary, knavish writing, as any bishop's are with chalk-stones won honestly from the gout." Sir Thomas took the paper up from tlie table on which I had laid it, and said after a while, " The man may only have swooned. I scorn to play the critic, or to ask any one the meaning of a word ; but, sirrah ! " Here he turned in his chair from the side of Master Silas, and said unto Willy, — Citation and Examination, etc. 37 " William Shakspeare ! out of this thraldom in regard to popery, I hope, by God's blessing, to deliver thee. If ever thou repeatest the said verses, knowing the man to be to all intents and pui^poses a dead man, pry thee read the censurable line as thus corrected, Pray for our Virgin Queen, gentles ! whoe'er you be, although it is not quite the thing that another should impinge so closely on her skirts. " By this improvement, of mc suggested, thou mayest make some amends — a syllable or two — for the many that are weighed in the balance and are found wanting." Then turning unto me, as being conversant by my profes- sion in such matters, and the same being not veiy worthy of learned and staid clerks the like of Master Silas, he said, " Of all the youths that did ever write in verse, this one verily is he who hath the fewest flowers and devices. But it would be loss of time to form a border, in the fashion of a kingly crown, or a dragon, or a Turk on horseback, out of buttercups and dandelions. " Master Ephraim ! look at these badgers 1 with a long leg on one quarter and a short leg on the other. The wench herself might well and truly have said all that matter without the poet, bating the rhymes and metre. Among the girls in the country there are many such shilly-shally s, who give them- selves sore eyes and sharp eye-water ; I would cure them rod in hand." Whereupon did William Shakspeare say, with great humility, *' So would I, may it please your worship, an they would let me." " Incorrigible sluts ! Out upon 'em ! and thou art no better than they are," quoth the knight. Master Silas cried aloud, " No better, marry ! they at the worst are but carted and whipped for the edification of the market-folks.* Not a squire or parson in the countiy round but comes in his best to see a man hanged." "The edification then is higher by a deal," said William, very composedly. * This was really the case within our memory. <> 8 Longer Prose Works. " Troth ! is it," replied Master Silas. " The most poisonous reptile has the richest jewel in his head ; thou shalt share the richest gift bestowed upon royalty, and shalt cure the king's evil." * " It is more tractable, then, than the church's," quoth William ; and, turning his face toward the chair, he made an obeisance to Sir Thomas, saying, " Sir ! the more submissive my behaviour is, the more vehement and boisterous is Master Silas. My gentlest words serve only to carry him toward the contrary quarter, as the south wind bloweth a ship northward." " Youth," said Sir Thomas, smiling most benignly, " I find, and well indeed might T have surmised, thy utter ignor- ance of winds, equinoxes, and tides. Consider now a little ! With what propriety can a wind be called a south wind if it bloweth a vessel to the north ? Would it be a south wind that blew it from this hall into Warwick, market-place ? " " It would be a strong one," said Master Silas unto me, pointing his remark, as witty men are wont, with the elbow- pan. But Sir Thomas, who waited for an answer, and received none, continued, — " Would a man be called a good man who tended and pushed on toward evil ? " Shakspeare. I stand corrected. I could sail to Cathay or Tartary f with half the nautical knowledge I have acquired in this glorious hall. The devil impelling a mortal to wrong courses, is thereby known to be the devil. He, on the contrary, who exciteth to good is no devil, but an angel of light, or under the guid- ance of one. The devil driveth unto his own home ; so doth the south wind, so doth the north wind. Alas ! alas ! we possess not the masteiy over our own weak minds when a higher spirit standeth nigh and draweth us within his influence. * It was formerly thought, and perhaps is thought still, that the hand of a man recently hanged, being rubbed on the tumour of the king's evil, was able to cure it. The crown and the gallows divided the glory of the sovran remedy. f And yet he never did sail any farther than into Bohemia. Citation and Examination, etc. 39 Sir Thojnas. Those thy words are well enough ; very well, very good, wise, discreet, judicious beyond thy years. But then that sailing comes in an awkward, ugly way across me ; that Cathay, that Tartarus ! Have a care ! Do thou notliing rashly. Mind ! an thou stealest my punt for the purpose, I send the constable after thee or e'er thou art half way over. Shakspeare. He would make a stock-fish of me an he caught me. It is hard sailing out of his straits, although they be carefully laid down in most parishes, and may have taken them from actual survey. Sir Silas. Sir, we have bestowed on him already well- nigh a good hour of our time. . . . Sir Thomas, who was always fond of giving admonition and reproof to the ignorant and erring, and who had found the seeds (little mustard-seeds, 'tis true, and never likely to arise into the great mustard-tree of the Gospel) in the poor lad Willy, did let his heart soften a whit tenderer and kindlier than Master Silas did, and said unto Master Silas, " A good hour of our time ! Yea, Silas ! and thou wouldst give him eternity ! " " What, sir ! would you let him go ? " said Master Silas. " Presently we shall have neither deer nor dog, neither hare nor coney, neither swan nor heron ; every carp from pool, every bream from brook, will be groped for. The marble monuments in the church will no longer protect the leaden coffins ; and if there be any ring of gold on the finger of knight or dame, it will be torn away with as little ruth and ceremony as the ring from a butchered sow's snout." " Awful words ! Master Silas," quoth the knight, musing ; " but thou mistakest my intentions. I let him not go ; howbeit, at worst I would only mark him in the ear, and turn him up again after this warning, perad venture with a few stripes to boot athwart the shoulders, in order to make them shiojg a little, and shake off the burden of idleness." Now I, having seen, I dare not say the innocence, but the innocent and simple manner of Willy, and pitying his tender years, and having an inkling that he was a lad, poor W^illy ! whom God had endowed with some parts, and into whose 40 Longer Prose Works. breast he had instilled that milk of loving-kindness by which alone we can be like unto those little children of whom is the household and kingdom of our Lord, I was moved, yea, even unto tears. And now, to bring gentler thoughts into the hearts of Master Silas and Sir Thomas, who, in his wisdom, deemed it a light punishment to slit an ear or two, or inflict a wiry scourging, I did remind his worship that another paper was yet unread, at least to them, although I had been perusing it. This was much pleasanter than the two former, and over- flowing with the praises of the worthy knight and his gracious lady ; and having an echo to it in another voice, I did hope thereby to disarm their just wrath and indignation. It was thus couched. FIRST SHEPHERD. Jesu I what lofty elms are here ! Let me look through them at the clear, Deep sky above, and bless my star That such a worthy knight's they are ! SECOND SHEPHERD. Innocent creatures I how those deer Trot merrily, and romp and rear! FIRST SHEPHERD. - The glorious knight who walks beside His most majestic lady bride, SECOND SHEPHERD. Under these branches spreading wide, FIRST SHEPHERD. Carries about so many cares Touching his ancestors and heirs. That came from Athens and from Rome — SECOND SHEPHERD. As many of them as are come — FIRST SHEPHERD. Nought else the smallest lodge can find Tn the vast manors of his mind ; Envying not Solomon his wit — Citiuion and f'-xamination, etc. 41 SECOND SHEPHERD. No, nor his women not a bit ; Being well-built and well-behaved As Solomon, I trow, or David. FIRST SHEPHERD. And taking by his jewell'd hand The jewel of that lady bland. He sees the tossing antlers pass And throw quaint shadows o'er the grass ; While she alike the hour beguiles, And looks at him and them, and smiles. SECOND SHEPHERD. With conscience proof 'gainst Satan's shock, Albeit finer than her smock.* Marry ! her smiles are not of vanity, But resting on sound Christianity. Faith, you would swear, had nail'd f her ears on The book and cushion of the parson.'' " Methinks the rhyme at the latter end might be bettered," said Sir Thoynas. "The remainder is indited not unaptly. But, young man, never having obtained the permission of my honourable dame to praise her in guise of poetry, I cannot see all the merit I would fain discern in the verses. She ought first to have been sounded ; and it being certified that she disapproved not her glorification, then might it be trumpeted forth into the world below."" " Most worshipful knight," replied the youngster, " I never could take it in hand to sound a dame of quality, — they are all of them too deep and too practised for me, and have better and abler men about 'em. And surely I did imagine to my- self that if it were asked of any honourable man (omitting to speak of ladies) whether he would give permission to be openly praised, he would reject the application as a gross * Smock, formerly a part of the female dress, corresponding with shroud, or what we now call (or lately called) shirt of the man's. Fox, speaking of Latimer's burning, says, " Being slipped into his shroud.'- t Faith nailing the ears is a strong and sacred metaphor. The rhyme is imperfect : Shakspeare was not always attentive to these minor beauties. 42 Longer Prose Works, offence. It appeareth to me tliat even to praise one's self, although it be shameful, is less shameful than to throw a burn- ing coal into the incense-box that another doth hold to waft before us, and then to snift and simper over it, with maidenly, wishful coyness, as if forsooth one had no hand in setting it asmoke." Then did Sir Thomas, in his zeal to instruct the ignorant, and so make the lowly hold up their heads, say unto him, " Nay, but all the great do thus. Thou must not praise them without leave and license. Praise unpermitted is plebeian praise. It is presumption to suppose that thou knowest enough of the noble and the great to discover their high qualities. They alone could manifest them unto thee. It requireth much discernment and much time to enucleate and bring into light their abstruse wisdom and gravely featured virtues. Those of ordinary men lie before thee in thy daily walks ; thou mayest know them by converse at their tables, as thou knowest the little tame squirrel that chlppeth his nuts In the open sunshine of a bowling-green. But beware how thou enterest the awful arbours of the great, who conceal their magnanimity in the depths of their hearts, as lions do." He then paused ; and observing the youth In deep and earnest meditation over the fruits of his experience, as one who tasted and who would fain digest them, he gave him encouragement, and relieved the weight of his musings by kind Interrogation : " So, then, these verses are thine own ? " The youth answered, — " Sir, I must confess my fault." " And who was the shepherd written here Second Shepherd^ that had the 111 manners to Interrupt thee ? Methinks, In helping thee to mount the saddle, he pretty nigh tossed thee over,* '■^ with his jerks and quirks." * Shakspeare seems to have profited afterward by this metaphor, even more perhaps then by all the direct pieces of instruction in poetry given him so handsomely by the worthy knight. And here it may be permitted the editor to profit also by the manuscript, correcting in Shakspeare what is absolute nonsense as now printed : — " Vaulting ambition that o'erleaps itself.''' Citation and Examination, etc. 43 Without waiting for any answer, his worship continued his interrogations : " But do you woolstaplers call yourselves by the style and title of shepherds ?" " Verily, sir, do we ; and I trust by right. The last owner of any place is called the master more properly than the dead and gone who once held it. If that be true (and who doubts it ?) we, who have the last of the sheep, namely, the wool and skin, and who buy all of all the flock, surely may more pro- perly be called shepherds than those idle vagrants who tend them only for a season, selling a score or pui'chasing a score, as may happen." Here Sir Thomas did pause a while, and then said unto Master Silas, " My own cogitations, and not this stripling, have induced me to consider and to conclude a weighty matter for knightly scholarship. I never could rightly understand before how Colin Clout, and sundry others calling themselves shepherds, should argue like doctors in law, physic, and divinity. " Silas ! they were woolstaplers ; and they must have exer- cised their wits in dealing with tithe-proctors and parsons, and moreover with fellows of colleges from our two learned uni- versities, who have sundry lands held under them, as thou knowest, and take the small tithes in kind. Colin Clout, methinks, from his extensive learning, might have acquired enough interest with the Queen's Highness to change his name for the better, and, furthermore, her royal license to carry armorial bearings, in no peril of taint from so unsavoury an appellation." Master Silas did interrupt this discourse, by saying, *' May it please your worship, the constable is waiting." Whereat Sir Thomas said, tartly, It should be its sell. Sell is saddle in Spenser and elsewhere, from the Latin and Italian. [" Second ed. added : "• and falls on the other side." Other side of what? It should be. In ist ed. the note reads: '• and Italian. This emendation was shewn to the late Mr Hazlitt, an acute man at least, who expressed his conviction that it was the right reading, and added somewhat more in approbation of it."] 44 Longer Prose Works. " And let him wait." * Then to me, " I hope we have done with verses, and are not to be be- fooled by the lad's nonsense touching mermaids or worse creatures." Then to Will, " William Shakspeare ! we live in a Christian land, a land of great toleration and forbearance. Three-score cartsful of fagots a year are fully sufficient to clear our English air from every pestilence of heresy and witchcraft. It hath not always been so, God wot ! Innocent and guilty took their turns be- fore the fire, like geese and capons. The spit was never cold ; the cook's sleeve was ever above the elbow. Countrymen came down from distant villages into towns and cities, to see perverters whom they had never heard of, and to learn the righteousness of hatred. When heretics waxed fewer the re- ligious began to grumble that God, in losing his enemies, had also lost his avengers. " Do not thou, William Shakspeare, dig the hole for thy own stake. If thou canst not make men wise, do not make them merry at thy cost. We are not to be paganised any more. Having struck from our calendars, and unnailed from our chapels, many dozens of decent saints, with as little com- punction and remorse as unlucky lads' throw frog-spawn and tadpoles out of stagnant ditches, never let us think of bringing back among us the daintier divinities they ousted. All these are the devil's imps, beautiful as they appear in what we falsely call works of genius, which really and truly are the devil's own ; statues more graceful than humanity, pictures more living than life, eloquence that raised single cities above empires, poor men above kings. If these are not Satan's works, where are they ? I will tell thee where they are like- * It has been suggested that this answer vi^as borrowed from Virgil, and goes strongly against the genuineness of the manuscript. The Editor's memory was upon the stretch to recollect the words ; the learned critic supplied them: — " Solum JEneas vocat : et iwcd. ore." The Editor could only reply, indeed weakly, that calling and ivah'ing are not exactly the same, unless when tradesmen rap and gentlemen are leaving town. Citation and Examination, etc. 45 wise. In holding vain converse with false gods. The utmost we can allow in propriety is to call a knight Phoebus, and a dame Diana. They arc not meat for every trencher. " We must now proceed straightforward with the business on which thou coniest before us. What further sayest thou, witness ? " Treen. His face was toward me ; I saw it clearly. The graver man followed him into the punt, and said, roughly, " We shall get hanged as sure as thou pipest." Whereunto he answered, — " Naturally, as fall upon the ground The leaves in winter and the girls in spring." And then began he again with the mermaid ; whereat the graver man clapped a hand before his mouth, and swore he should take her in wedlock, to have and to hold, if he sang another stave. " And thou shalt be our pretty little bride- maid," quoth he gaily to the graver man, chucking him under the chin. Sir Thomas. And what did Carnaby say unto thee, or what didst thou say unto Carnaby ? Treen. Carnaby said unto me, somewhat tauntingly, " The big squat man, that lay upon thy bread-basket like a night- mare, is a punt at last, it seems." " Punt, and more too," answered I. " Tarry awhile, and thou shalt see this punt (so let me call it) lead them into temptation, and swamp them or carry them to the gallows ; I would not stay else." Sir Thomas. And what didst thou, Joseph Carnaby ? Carnaby. Finding him neither slack nor shy, I readily tarried. We knelt down opposite each other, and said our prayers ; and he told me he was now comfortable. " The evil one," said he, " hath enough to mind yonder : he shall not hurt us." Never was a sweeter night, had there been but some mild ale under it, which any one would have sworn it was made for. The milky way looked like a long drift of hail-stones on a sunny ridge. Sir Thomas. Hast thou done describing ? 46 Longer Prose Works. Cartiaby. Yes, an please your worship. Sir Thomas. God's blessing be upon thee, honest Car- naby ! 1 feared a moon-fall. In our days nobody can think about a plum-pudding but the moon comes down upon it. I warrant ye this lad here hath as many moons in his poems as the Saracens had in their banners. Shakspeare. I have not hatched mine yet, sir. Whenever I do I trust it will be worth taking to market. Carnahy. I said all I know of the stars ; but Master Euseby can run over half a score and upward, here and there. " Am I right, or wrong ? " cried he, spreading on the back of my hand all his fingers, stiff as antlers and cold as icicles. " Look up, Joseph ! Joseph ! there is no Lucifer in the firmament ! " I myself did feel queeiish and qualmy upon hearing that a star was missing, being no master of gainsaying it ; and I abased my eyes, and entreated of Euseby to do in like manner. And in this posture did we both of us lemain ; and the missing star did not disquiet me ; and all the others seemed as if they knew us and would not tell of us ; and there was peace and pleasantness over sky and earth. And I said to my companion, — " How quiet now, good Master Euseby, are all God's creatures in this meadow, because they never pry into such high matters, but breathe sweetly among the pig-nuts. The only things we hear or see stirring are the glow-worms and dormice, as though they were sent for our edification, teaching us to rest contented with our own little light, and to come out and seek our sustenance where none molest or thwart us." Shakspeare. Ye would have it thus, no doubt, when your pockets and pouches are full of gins and nooses. Sir Thomas. A bridle upon thy dragon's tongue ! And do thou. Master Joseph, quit the dormice and glow-worms, and tell us whither did the rogues go. Carnaby. I wot not after they had crossed the river ; they were soon out of sight and hearing. Sir Ihomas. Went they toward Charlecote ? Cartiaby. Their first steps were thitherward. Sir Thomas. Did they come back unto the punt ? Carnaby. They went down the stream in it, and crossed Citation and Examination, etc. 47 the Avon some fourscore yards below where we were stand- ing. They came back^in it, and moored it to the sedges in which it had stood before. Sir Thomas. How long were they absent ? Carnaby. Within an hour, or thereabout, ail the three men returned. Will Shakspeare and another were sitting in the middle, the third punted. " Remember now, gentles ! " quoth William Shakspeare, " the road we have taken is henceforward a footpath for ever, according to law." " How so ? " asked the punter, turning toward him. " Forasmuch as a corpse hath passed along it," answered he. Whereupon both Euseby and myself did forthwith fall upon our faces, commending our souls unto the Lord. Sir Thomas. It was then really the dead body that quivered so fearfully upon the water, covering all the punt ! Christ, deliver us ! I hope the keeper they murdered was not Jeremiah. His wife and four children would be very chargeable, and the man was by no means amiss. Proceed ! what further ? Carnaby. On reaching the bank, " I never sat pleasanter in ray lifetime," said William Shakspeare, " than upon this carcass." Sir Thomas. Lord have mercy upon us ! Thou upon a carcass, at thy years ? . . . And the knight drew back his chair half an ell farther from the table, and his lips quivered at the thought of such inhumanity. " And what said he more ? and what did he ? " asked the knight. Carnaby. He patted it smartly, and said, " Lug it out ; break it." Sir Thomas. These four poor children ! who shall feed them ? Sir Silas. Sir ! in God's name have you forgotten that Jeremiah is gone to Nuneaton to see his father, and that the murdered man is the buck ? Sir Thomas. They killed the buck likewise. But what, 48 Longer Prose Works. ye cowardly varlets ! have ye been deceiving me all this time ? And thou, youngster ! couldst thou say nothing to clear up the case ? Thou shalt smart for it. Methought I had lost by a violent death the best servant ever man had — righteous, if there be no blame in saying it, as the prophet whose name he beareth, and brave as the lion of Judah. Shakspeare. Sir, if these men could deceive your worship for a moment, they might deceive me for ever. I could not guess what their story aimed at, except my ruin. I am inclined to lean for once toward the opinion of Master Silas, and to believe it was really the stolen buck on which this William (if indeed there is any truth at all in the story) was sitting. Sir Thomas. What more hast thou for me that is not enigma or parable ? Carnahy. I did not see the carcass, man's or beast's, may it please your worship, and I have recited and can recite that only which 1 saw and heard. After the words of lugging out and breaking it, knives were drawn accordingly. It was no time to loiter or linger. We crope back under the shadow of the alders and hazels on the high bank that bordereth Mickle Meadow, and, making straight for the public road, hastened homeward. Sir Thomas. Hearing this deposition, dost thou affirm the like upon thy oath, Master Euseby Treen, or dost thou vary in aught essential ? Treen. Upon my oath I do depose and affirm the like, and truly the identical same ; and I will nevermore vary upon aught essential. Sir Thomas. I do now further demand of thee whether thou knowest anything more appertaining unto this business. Treen. Ay, verily ; that your worship may never hold me for timorsome and superstitious, I do furthermore add that some other than deer-stealers was abroad. In sign whereof, although it was the dryest and clearest night of the season, my jerkin was damp inside and outside when I reached my house-door. Shakspeare. I warrant thee, Euseby, the damp began not at the outside. A word in thy ear : Lucifer was thy tapster, I trow. Sir Thomas. Irreverent swine ! hast no awe nor shame. Citation and Examination, etc. 49 Thou hast aggravated tliy ofFencc, William Shakspeare, by thy foul-mouthedness. Sir Si/as. I must remind your worship that he not only has committed this iniquity afore, but hath pawed the puddle he made, and relapsed into it after due caution and reproof. God forbid that what he spake against me, out of the gall of his proud stomach, should move me. I defy him, a low, ignorant wretch, a rogue and vagabond, a thief and cut-throat, a * monger and mutton-eater. Shakspeare. Your worship doth hear the learned cleik's testimony in my behalf. " Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings " — Sir Thomas. Silas, the youth has failings — a madcap ; but he is pious. Shakspeare. Alas, no, sir ! Would I were ! But Sir Silas, like the prophet, came to curse, and was forced to bless me, even me, a sinner, a mutton-eater ! Sir Thomas. Thou urgedst him. He beareth no ill-will toward thee. Thou knewedst, I suspect, that the blackness in his mouth proceeded from a natural cause. Shakspeare. The Lord is merciful ! I was brought hither in jeopardy ; I shall letum in joy. Whether my innocence be declared or otherwise, my piety and knowledge will be for- warded and increased ; for your worship will condescend, even from the judgment-seat, to enlighten the ignorant where a soul shall be saved or lost. And I, even I, may trespass a moment on your courtesy. I quail at the words natural cause. Be there any such ? Sir Thomas. Youth ! I never thought thee so staid. Thou hast, for these many months, been represented unto me as one dissolute and light, much given unto mummeries and mysteries, wakes and carousals, cudgel-fighters and mounte- banks and wanton women. They do also represent of thee (I hope it may be without foundation) that thou enactest the parts, not simply of foresters and fairies, girls in the green- sickness and friars, lawyers and outlaws, but likewise, having * Here the manuscript is blotted ; but the probability is that_it ■W21.S fishmonger, rather than ironmonger, fishmongers having always been notorious cheats and liars. 50 Longer Prose Works. small reverence for station, of kings and queens, knights and privy-counsellors, in all their glory. It hath been whispered, moreover, and the testimony of these two witnesses doth appear in some measure to countenance and confirm it, that thou hast at divers times this last summer been seen and heard alone, inasmuch as human eye may discover, on the narrow slip of greensward between the Avon and the chancel, distort- ing thy body like one possessed, and uttering strange language, like unto incantation. This, however, cometh not before me. Take heed ! take heed unto thy ways ; there are graver things in law even than homicide and deer-stealing. Sir Silas, And strong against him. Folks have been consumed at the stake for pettier felonies and upon weaker evidence. Sir Thomas. To that anon. . . . . . William Shakspeare did hold down his head, answer- ing nought. And Sir Thomas spake again unto him, as one mild and fatherly, if so be that such a word may be spoken of a knight and parliament-man. And these are the words he spake : " Reason and ruminate with thyself now. To pass over and pretermit the danger of representing the actions of the others, and mainly of lawyers and churchmen, the former of whom do pardon no offences, and the-latter those only against God, having no warrant for more, canst thou believe it innocent to counterfeit kings and queens ? Supposest thou that if the impression of their faces on a farthing be felonious and rope-wortliy, the imitation of head and body, voice and bearing, plume and strut, crown and mantle, and everything else that maketh them royal and glorious, be aught less ? Perpend, young man, perpend ! Consider, who among in- ferior mortals shall imitate them becomingly ? Dreamest thou they talk and act like cheesemen at Banbury fair ? How can thy shallow brain suffice for their vast conceptions ? How darest thou say, as they do : ' Hang this fellow ; quarter that ; flay ; mutilate ; stab ; shoot ; press ; hook ; torture ; burn alive ' ? These are royalties. Who appointed thee to such office ? The Holy Ghost ? He alone can confer it ; but when wert thou .inointed ? " Citation and Examination, etc. 51 William was so zealous in storing up these verities, that he looked as though he were unconscious that the pouring-out was over. He started, which he had not done before, at the voice of Master Silas ; but soon recovered his complacency, and smiled with much serenity at being called low-minded varlet. " Low-minded varlet ! " cried Master Silas, most con- temptuously, " dost thou imagine that king calleth king, like thy chums, ^Zr/ier and Jibber, tuhlrl'igig and nincompoop ? In- stead of this low vulgarity and sordid idleness, ending in nothing, they throw at one another such fellows as thee by the thousand, and when they have cleared the land, render God thanks and make peace." Willy did now sigh out his ignorance of these matters ; and he sighed, mayhap, too, at the recollection of the peril he had run into, and had ne'er a word on the nail.* The bowels of Sir Thomas waxed tenderer and tenderer ; and he opened his lips in this fashion : " Stripling ! I would now communicate unto thee, on find- ing thee docile and assentaneous, the instmction thou needest on the signification of the words natural cause, if thy duty toward thy neighbour had been first instilled into thee." Whereupon Master Silas did interpose, for the dinner hour was drawing nigh. " We cannot do all at once," quoth he. " Coming out ot order, it might harm him. Malt before hops, the world over, or the beer muddies." But Sir Thomas was not to be pricked out of his form even by so shrewd a pricker ; and like unto one who heareth not, he continued to look most graciously on the homely vessel that stood ready to receive his wisdom. " Thy mind," said he, " being unprepai'ed for higher cogitations, and the groundwork and religious duty not being well rammer-beaten and flinted, T do pass over this superero- gatory point, and inform thee rather, that bucks and swans and herons have something in their very names announcing them of knightly appurtenance ; and (God forfend that evil do ensue therefrom ! ) that a goose on the common, or a game- * On the nail appears to be intended to express ready faxjment. 52 Longer Prose Works. cock on the loft of a cottager or villager, may be seized, bagged, and abducted, with far less offence to the laws. In a buck there is something so gainly and so grand, he treadeth the earth with such ease and such agility, he abstaineth from all other animals with such punctilious avoidance, one would imagine God created him when he created knighthood. In the swan there is such purity, such coldness is there in the element he inhabiteth, such solitude of station, that verily he doth remind me of the Virgin Queen herself. Of the heron I have less to say, not having him about me ; but I never heard his lordly croak without the conceit that it resembled a chancellor's or a primate's. " I do perceive, William Shakspeare, thy compunction and contrition." Shakspeare. I was thinking, may it please your worship, of the game-cock and the goose, having but small notion of iierons. This doctrine of abduction, please your worship, hath been alway inculcated by the soundest of our judges. Would they had spoken on other points with the same clearness. How many unfortunates might thereby have been saved from crossing the Cordilleras ! * Sir Thomas. Ay, ay ! they have been fain to fly the country at last, thither or elsewhere. . . . And then did Sir Thomas call unto him Master Silas, and say, " Walk we into the bay-window. And thou mayest come, Ephraim." And when we were there together, I, Master Silas, and * Perhaps a pun was intended ; or possibly it might, in the age of Elizabeth, have been a vulgar term for hanging, although we find no trace of the expression in other books. i** [1*) In the I St ed. this note ran: "The Cordilleras are mountains, we know, running through South America. Perhaps a pun was in- tended ; or possibly it might, in the age of Elizabeth, have been a vulgar term for hanging, although we find no trace of the expression in other books. We have no clue to guide us here. It might be suggested that Shakspeare, who shines little in geographical know- ledge, fancied the Cordilleras to extend into North America, had con- victs in his time been transported to those colonies. Certainly, many adventurers and desperate men went thither."] Citation and Examination, etc. 53 his worship, did his worship say unto the chaplain, but oftener looking toward me, " I am not ashamed to avouch that it goeth against me to hang this young fellow, richly as the offence in its own nature doth deserve it, he talketh so reasonably ; not indeed so reasonably, but so like unto what a reasonable man may listen to and reflect on. There is so much, too, of compassion for others in hard cases, and something so very near in semblance to innocence itself in that airy swing of lightheartedness about him. I cannot fix my eyes (as one would say) on the shift- ing and sudden shade-aiid-sh'ine, which cometh back to me, do what I will, and mazes me in a manner, and blinks me." At this juncture I was ready to fall upon the ground before his worship, and clasp his knees for Willy's pardon. But he had so many points about him, that I feared to discompose 'em, and thus make bad worse. Besides which, Master Silas left me but scanty space for good resolutions, crying, " He may be committed, to save time. Afterward he may be sentenced to death, or he may not." Sir Thomas. 'Twere shame upon me were he not ; 'twere indication that I acted unadvisedly in the commitment. Sir Silas. The penalty of the law may be commuted, if expedient, on application to the fountain of mercy in London. Sir Thomas. Maybe, Silas, those shall be standing round the fount of mercy who play in idleness and wantonness with its waters, and let them not flow widely, nor take their natural course. Dutiful gallants may encompass it, and it may linger among the flowers they throw into it, and never reached the parched lip on the wayside. These are homely thoughts, thoughts fiom a-field, thoughts for the study and housekeeper's room. But whenever I have given utterance unto them, as my heart hath often prompted me with beatings at the breast, my hearers seemed to bear toward me more true and kindly affection than my richest fancies and choicest phraseologies could purchase. 'Twere convenient to bethink thee, should any other great man's park have been robbed this season, no judge upon the bench will back my recommendation for mercy. And, indeed, how could I expect it ? Things may soon be brought 54 Longer Prose Works. to such a pass that their lordships shall scarcely find three haunches each upon the circuit. • . . . . " Well, Sir ! " quoth Master Silas, " you have a right to go on in your own way. Make him only give up the girl." Here Sir Thomas reddened with righteous indignation, and answered, — " 1 cannot think it ! such a stripling ! poor, penniless ; it must be some one else." And now Master Silas did redden in his turn, redder than Sir Thomas, and first asked me, — " What the devil do you stare at ? " And then asked his worship, " Who should it be if not the rogue ? " and his lips turned as blue as a blue-bell. Then Sir Thomas left the window, and again took his chair, and having stood so long on his legs, groaned upon it to ease him. His worship scowled with all his might, and looked exceedingly wroth and vengeful at the culprit, and said unto him, " Harkye, knave ! I have been conferring with my learned clerk and chaplain in what manner I may, with the least severity, rid the county (which thou disgracest) of thee." William Shakspeare raised up his eyes, modestly and fear- fully, and said slowly these few words, which, had they been a better and nobler man's, would deserve to be written in letters of gold. I, not having that art nor substance, do therefore write them in my largest and roundest character, and do leave space about 'em, according to their rank and dignity : " Worshipful sir ! "A WORD IN THE EAR IS OFTEN AS GOOD AS A HALTER UNDER IT, AND SAVES THE GROAT." " Thou discoursest well," said Sir Thomas, " but others can discourse well likewise. Thou shalt avoid ; I am resolute." Shakspeare. I supplicate your honour to impart unto me, in your wisdom, the mode and means v/hereby I may surcease to be disgraceful to the county. Citation and Examination, etc. 55 Sir Thomas. I am not bloody-minded. First, thou shalt have the fairest and fullest examination. Much hath been deposed against thee ; something may come forth for thy advantage. I will not thy death ; thou shalt not die. The laws have loopholes, like castles, both to shoot from and to let folks down. Sir Silas. That pointed ear would look the better for par- ing, and that high forehead can hold many letters. Whereupon did William, poor lad ! turn deadly pale, but spake not. Sir Thomas then abated a whit of his severity, and said, staidly, " Testimony doth appear plain and positive against thee ; nevertheless am I minded and prompted to aid thee myself, in disclosing and unfolding what thou couldst not of thine own wits, in furtherance of thine own defence. " One witness is persuaded and assured of the evil spirit having been abroad, and the punt appeared unto him diversely from what it appeared unto the other." Shahspeare. If the e\al spirit produced one appearance, he might have produced all, with deference to the graver judg- ment of your worship. If what seemed punt was devil, what seemed huch might have been devil too ; nay, more easily, the horns being forth- coming. Thieves and reprobates do resemble him more nearly still ; and it would be hard if he could not make free with their bodies, when he has their souls already. Sir Thomas. But, then, those voices ! and thou thyself, Will Shakspeare ! Shahspeare. O might I kiss the hand of my deliverer, whose clear-sightedness throweth such manifest and plenary light upon my innocence ! Sir Thomas. How so ? What light, in God's name, have I thrown upon it as yet ? Shakspeare. Oh ! those voices ! those faeries and spirits ! whence came they ? None can deal with 'em but the devil, the parson, and witches. And does not the devil oftentimes 56 Longer Prose Works. take the very form, features, and liabiliments of knights, and bishops, and other good men, to lead them into temptation and destroy them P or to injure their good name, in faiku'e of seduction ? He is sure of the wicked ; he lets them go their ways out of hand. I think your worship once delivered some such observation, in more courtly guise, which I would not presume to ape. If it was not your worship, it was our glorious lady the queen, or the wise Master Walsingham, or the great Lord Cecil. I may have marred and broken it, as sluts do a pancake, in the turning. Sir Thomas. Why ! ay, indeed, I had occasion once to remark as much. Shakspeare. So have I heard in many places ; although I was not present when Matthew Atterend fought about it for the honour of Kineton hundred. Sir Thomas. Fought about it ! Shahspeare. As your honour recollects. Not but on other occasions he would have fought no less bravely for the queen. Sir Thomas. We must get thee through, were it only for thy memory ; the most precious gift among the mental powers that Providence hath bestowed upon us. I had half forgotten the thing myself. Thou mayest, in time, take thy satchel for London, and aid good old Master Holingshed. We must clear thee, Will ! I am slow to surmise that there is blood upon thy hands ! . . His worship's choler had all gone down again ; and he sat as cool and comfortable as a man sitteth to be shaved. Then called he on Euseby Treen, and said, " Euseby Treen ! tell us whether thou observedst anything unnoticed or unsaid by the last witness." Treen. One thing only, sir! When they had passed the water an owlet hooted after them ; and methought, if they had any fear of God before their eyes tliey would have turned back, he cried so lustily. Shakspeare. Sir, I cannot forbear to take the owlet out of your mouth. He knocks them all on the head like so many mice. Likely story ! One fellow hears him cry lustily, the other doth not hear him at all ! Citation and Examination, etc. 57 Carnaby. Not hear him ! A body might have heard him at Barford or Sherbourne. Sh- Thomas. Why didst not name him ? Canst not answer me ? Carnaby. He doubted whether punt were punt ; 1 doubted whether owlet were owlet, after Lucifer was away from the roll-calL We say, Speak the truth and shame the ilevil ; but shaming him is one tiling, your honour, and facing him another ! I have heard owlets, but never owlet like him. Shakspeare. The Lord be praised ! All, at last, a-running to my rescue. Owlet, indeed ! Your worship may have remembered in an ancient book indeed, what book is so ancient that your worship doth not remember it ? a book printed by Doctor Faustus. Sir Thomas. Before he dealt with the devil ? Shakspeare. Not long before ; it being the very book that made the devil think it worth his while to deal with him. Sir Thomas. What chapter thereof wouldst thou recall unto my recollection ? Shakspeare. That concerning owls, with the grim print afore it. Doctor Faustus, the wise doctor, who knew other than owls and owlets, knew the tempter in that form. Faustus was not your man for fancies and figments ; and he tells us that, to his certain knowledge, it was verily an owl's face that whispered so much mischief in the ear of our first parent. One plainly sees it, quoth Doctor Faustus, under that gravity which in human life we call dignity, but of which we read notiiing in the Gospel. We despise the hangman, we detest the hanged ; and yet, saith Duns Scotus, could we turn aside the heavy curtain, or stand high enough a-tiptoe to peep through its chinks and crevices, we should perhaps find these two characters to stand justly among the most innocent in the drama. He who blinketh the eyes of the poor wretch about to die doeth it out of mercy ; those who preceded him, bid- ding him in the garb of justice to shed the blood of his fellow- man, had less or none. So they licdgc well their own 58 Longer Prose Works. grounds, what care they ? For this do they catch at stakes and thorns, at quick and rotten — . . Here Master Silas interrupted the discourse of the devil's own doctor, delivered and printed by him before he was the devil's, to which his worship had listened very atten- tively and delightedly. But Master Silas could keep his temper no longer, and cried, fiercely, " Seditious sermonizer ! hold thy peace, or thou shalt answer for 't before convocation. Sir Thomas. Silas ! thou dost not approve, then, the doc- trine of this Doctor Duns ? Sir Si/as. Heretical Rabbi ! Shaispeare. If two of a trade can never agree, yet surely two of a name may. Sir Stias. Who dares call me heretical ? who dares call me rabbi ? who dares call me Scotus ? Spider ! spider ! yea, thou hast one corner left ; I espy thee, and my broom shall reach thee yet. Shakspeare. I perceive that Master Silas doth verily believe I have been guilty of suborning the witnesses, at least the last, the best man (if any difference) of the two. No, sir, no. If my family and friends have united their wits and money for this purpose, be the crime of perverted justice on their heads ! They injure whom they intended to_ serve. Improvident men ! (if the young may speak thus of the elderly) could they imagine to themselves that your worship was to be hoodwinked and led astray ? Sir Thomas. No man shall ever dare to hoodwink me, to lead me astray, no, nor lead me anywise. Powerful defence ! Heyday ! Sit quiet. Master Treen ! Euseby Treen ! dost hear me ? Clench thy fist again, sirrah ! and I clap thee in the stocks. Joseph Carnaby ! do not scratch thy breast nor thy pate before me. . . Now Joseph had not only done that in his wrath, but had unbuckled his leathern garter, fit instrument for strife and blood, and peradventure would have smitten, had not the knight, with magisterial authority, interposed. His worship said unto him, gravely, — " Joseph Carnaby ! Joseph Carnaby ! hast thou never read the words ' Put up thy r Citation and Examination, etc. 59 "Subornation! your worship ! " cried Master Joe. "The fellow hath ne'er a shilling in leather or till, and many must go to suborn one like me." " I do believe it of thee," said Sir Thomas ; " but patience, man ! patience ! he rather tended toward exculpating thee. Ye have far to walk for dinner ; ye may depart." They went accordingly. Then did Sir Thomas say, " These are hot men, Silas ! " And Master Silas did reply unto him, — " These are brands that would set fire to the bulrushes in the mill-pool. I know these twain for quiet folks, having coursed with them over Wincott." Sir Thomas then said unto William, " It behooveth thee to stand clear of yon Joseph, unless when thou mayest call to thy aid the Matthew Atterend tliou speakest of. He did then fight valiantly, eh ? " Sbakspeare. His cause fought valiantly ; his fist but seconded it. He won ; proving the golden words to be no property of our lady's, although her Highness hath never disclaimed them. Sir Thomas. What art thou saying ? Shakspeare. So I heard from a preacher at Oxford, who had preached at Easter in the chapel-royal of Westminster. Sir Thomas. Thou ! why, how could that happen ? Ox- ford ! chapel-royal ! Shakspeare. And to whom I said (your worship will for- give my forwardness), " I have the honour, sir, to live within two measured miles of the very Sir Thomas Lucy who spake that." And I vow I said it without any hope or belief that he would invite me, as he did, to dine with him thereupon. Sir Thomas. There be nigh upon three miles betwixt this house and Stratford bridge-end. Shakspeare. I dropt a mile in my pride and exultation, God forgive me ! I would not conceal my fault. Sir Thomas. Wonderful ! that a preacher so learned as to preach before majesty in the chapel -royal should not have caught thee tripping over a whole lawful mile, — a good third of the distance between my house and the cross-roads. This is incomprehensible in a scholar. 6o Longer Prose Works. Shakspeare. God willed that he should become my teacher, and in the bowels of his mercy hid my shame.*^ Sir Thomas. How camest thou into the converse of such eminent and ghostly men ? Shakspeare. How, indeed ? everything against me ! . . He sighed, and entered into a long discourse, which Master Silas would at sundry times have interrupted, but that Sir Thomas more than once frowned upon him, even as he had frowned heretofore on young Will, who thus began and continued his narration : " Hearing the preacher preach at Saint Mary's (for being about my father's business on Saturday, and not choosing to be a-horseback on Sunday, albeit time-pressed, I footed it to Oxford for my edification on the Lord's day, leaving the sorrel with Master Hal Webster of the Tankard arid Unicorn) — hearing him preach, as I was saying, before the University in St Mary's Church, and hearing him use moreover the very words that Matthew fought about, I was impatient (God for- give me!) for the end and consummation, and I thought I never should hear those precious words that ease every man's heart, ' Noiv to conchide.'' However, come they did. I hurried out among the foremost, and thought the congratula- tions of the other doctors and dons would last for ever. He walked sharply off, and few cared to keep his pace ; for they are lusty men mostly ; and spiteful bad women had breathed * in the faces of some among them, or the gowns had got be- tween their legs. For my part, I was not to be baulked ; so, tripping on aside him, I looked in his face askance. Whether * In that age there was prevalent a sort of cholera, on which Fracas- torius, half a century before, wrote a Latin poem, employing the graceful nymphs of Homer and Hesiod, somewhat disguised, in the drudgery of pounding certain barks and minerals. An article in the Impeachment of Cardinal Wolsey accuses him of breathing in the king's face, knowing that he was affected with this cholera. It was a great assistant to the Reformation, by removing some of the most vigorous champions that opposed it. In the Holy College it was fol- lowed by the siueating sickness, which thinned it very sorely ; and several even of God's vicegerents were laid under tribulation i)y it. Among the chambers of the Vatican it hung for ages, and it crowned the labours of Pope Leo XII., of blessed memory, with a crown some- what uneasy. Citation and Examination, etc. 6[ he misgave or how, he turned his eyes downward. No matter, have him I would. I Hcked my Hps and smacked them loud and smart, and scarcely venturing to nod, I gave my head such a sort of motion as dace and roach give an angler's quill when they begin to bite. And this fairly hooked him." " ' Young gentleman ! ' said he, ' where is your gown ? ' " ' Reverend sir ! ' said T, ' I am unworthy to wear one.' " 'A proper youth, nevertheless, and mightily well-spoken ! ' he was pleased to say. " ' Your reverence hath given me heart, which failed me,' was my reply. 'Ah! your reverence! those words about the devil were spicy words ; but, under favour, I do know the brook-side they sprang and flowered by. 'Tis just where it runs into Avon ; 'tis called Hogbrook.' " ' Right ! ' quoth he, putting his hand gently on my shoulder ; ' but if I had thought it needful to say so in my sermon, I should have affronted the seniors of the University, since many claim them, and some peradventure would fain transpose them into higher places, and giving up all right and title to them, would accept in lieu thereof the poor recompense of a mitre.' " I wished (unworthy wish for a Sunday !) I had Matthew Atterend in the midst of them. He would have given them skulls mitre-fashioned, if mitres are cloven now as we see them on ancient monuments. Mat is your milliner for gentles, who think no more harm of purloining rich saws in a mitre than lane-born boys do of embezzling hazel nuts in a woollen cap. I did not venture to expound or suggest my thoughts, but feeling my choler rise higher and higher, I craved permis- sion to make my obeisance and depart. " ' Where dost thou lodge, young man ? ' said the preacher. " ' At the public,' said I, ' where my father customarily lodgeth. There, too, is a mitre of the old fashion, swinging on the sign-post in the middle of the street.' " ' Respectable tavern enough ! ' quoth the reverend doctor ; ' and worthy men do turn in there, even quality, — Master Davenant, Master Powel, Master Whorwood, aged and grave men. But taverns are Satan's chapels, and are always well attended on the Lord's day, to twit him. Hast thou no friend in such a city as Oxford i ' 62 Longer Prose Works. " ' Only the landlady of the Mitre,' said I. " ' A comely woman,' quoth he, ' but too young for busi- ness by half. • Stay thou with me to-day, and fare frugally, but safely. ' What may thy name be, and where is thy abode ? ' " ' William Shakspeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, at your service, sir.' " ' And welcome,' said he ; ' thy father ere now hath bought our college wool. A truly good man we ever found him ; and I doubt not he hath educated his son to'follow him in his paths. There is in the blood of man, as in the blood of animals, that which giveth the temper and disposition. These require nurture and culture. But what nurture will turn flint-stones into garden mould ? or what culture rear cab- bages in the quarries of Hedington Hill ? To be well born is the greatest of all God's primary blessings, young man, and there are many well born among the poor and needy. Thou art not of the indigent and destitute, who have great tempta- tions ; thou art not of the wealthy and affluent, who have greater still. God hath placed thee, William Shakspeare, in that pleasant island, on one side whereof are the sirens, on the other the harpies, but inhabiting the coasts on the wider con- tinent, and unable to make their talons felt, or their voices heard by thee. Unite with me in prayer"'and thanksgiving for the blessings thus vouchsafed. We must not close the heart when the finger of God would touch it. Enough, if thou sayest only. My soul, praise thou the Lord ! ' " Sir Thomas said, " Amen J " Master Silas was mute for the moment, but then quoth he, " I can say amen too in the proper place." The knight of Charlecote, who appeared to have been much taken with this conversation, then interrogated Willy : " What farther might have been thy discourse with the doctor ? or did he discourse at all at trencher-time ? Thou must have been veiy much abashed to sit down at table with one who weareth a pure lambskin across his shoulder, and moreover a pink hood." Shalspeare. Faith ! was I, your honour ! and could neither utter nor gulp. Citation and Examination, etc, 63 Sir Ihomas. These are good signs. Thou hast not lost all grace. Shakspeare. With the encouragement of Dr Glaston — Sir Thomas. And was it Dr Glaston f Shakspeare. Said I not so ? Sir Thomas. The learnedst cleik in Christendom ! a very Friar Bacon ! The Pope offered a hundred marks in Latin to who should eviscerate or evirate him (poisons very potent, whereat the Italians are handy) ; so apostolic and desperate a doctor is Doctor Glaston ! so acute in his quiddities, and so resolute in his bearing ! He knows the dark arts, but stands aloof from them. Prithee, what were his words unto thee ? Shakspeare. Manna, sir, manna ! pure from the desert ! Sir Thomas. Ay, but what spake he \ for most sermons are that, and likewise many conversations after dinner. Shakspeare. He spake of the various races and qualities of men, as before stated ; but chiefly on the elect and reprobate, and how to distinguish and know them. Sir Thomas. Did he go so far ? Shakspeare. He told me that by such discussion he should say enough to keep me constantly out of evil company. Sir Thomas. See there ! see there ! and yet thou art come before me ! Can nothing warn thee ? Shakspeare. I dare not dissemble, nor feign, nor hold aught back, although it be to my confusion. As well may I speak at once the whole truth ; for your worship could find it out if I abstained. Sir Thomas. Ay, that I should indeed, and shortly. But, come now, I am sated of thy follies and roguish tricks, and yearn after the sound doctrine of that pious man. What expounded the grave Glaston upon signs and tokens whereby ye shall be known ? Shakspeare. Wonderful things ! things beyond belief! " There be certain men," quoth he — Sir Thomas. He began well. This promises. But why canst not thou go on ? Shakspeare. " There be certain men, who, rubbing one corner of the eye, do see a peacock's feather at the other, and even fire. We know, William, what that fire is, and whence 64 Longer Prose Works. it Cometh. Those wicked men, William, all have their marks upon them, be it only a corn, or a wart, or a mole, or a hairy ear, or a toe-nail turned inward. Sufficient, and more than sufficient ! He knoweth his own by less tokens. There is not one of them that doth not sweat at some secret sin committed, or some inclination toward it unsnaffled. " Certain men are there, likewise, who venerate so little the glorious works of the Creator that I myself have known them to sneeze at the sun ! Sometimes it was against their will, and they would gladly have checked it had they been able ; but they were forced to shew what they are. In our carnal state we say. What is one aga'ttist numbers P In another we shall truly say. What are numbers against one P " . . Sir Thomas did ejaculate, " ylmen ! Amen ! " And then his lips moved silently, piously, and quickly ; and then said he, audibly and loudly, — " And make us at last true Israelites ! " After which he turned to young Willy, and said, anxiously, " Hast thou more, lad ? give us it while the Loi^d strengtheneth." " Sir," answered Willy, " although I thought it no trouble, on my return to the Mitre, to write down every word I could remember, and although few did then escape me, yet at this present I can bring to mind but scanty sentences, and tlrose so stray and out of order that they would only prove my inca- pacity for sterling wisdom, and my incontinence of spiritual treasure." Sir Thomas. Even that sentence hath a twang of the doctor in it. Nothing is so sweet as humility. The moun- tains may descend, but the valleys cannot rise. Every man should know himself. Come, repeat what thou canst. I would fain have three or four more heads. Shakspeare. I know not whether I can give your worship more than one other. Let me try. It was when Doctor Glaston was discoursing on the protection the wise and power- ful should affiard to the ignorant and weak : " In the earlier ages of mankind, your Greek and Latin authors inform you, tliere went foith sundry worthies, men of might, to ^deliver, not wandering damsels, albeit for those like- Citation and Examination, etc. 65 wise they had stowage, but low-conditioned men, who fell under the displeasure of the higher, and groaned in thraldom and captivity. And these mighty ones were beHeved to have done such services to poor humanity that their memory grew greater than they, as shadows do than substances at day-fall. And the sons and grandsons of the delivered did laud and magnify those glorious names ; and some in gratitude, and some in tribulation, did ascend the hills, which appeared unto them as altars bestrown with flowers and herbage for heaven's accept- ance. And many did go far into the quiet groves, under lofty trees, looking for whatever was mightiest and most protecting. And in such places did they cry aloud unto the mighty who had left them, ' Return J return ! help us ! help us ! be blessed ! for ever blessed ! ' " Vain men ! but had they stayed there, not evil. Out of gratitude, purest gratitude, rose idolatry. For the devil sees the fairest, and soils it. " In these our days, methinks, whatever other sins we may fall into, such idolatry is the least dangerous. For neither on the one side is there much disposition for gratitude, nor on the other much zeal to deliver the innocent and oppressed. Even this deliverance, although a merit, and a high one, is not the highest. Forgiveness is beyond it. Forgive, or ye shall not be forgiven. This ye may do every day ; for if ye find not offences, ye feign them ; and suiely ye may remove your own work, if ye may remove another's. To rescue requires more thought and wariness; learn, then, the easier lesson first. Afterward, when ye rescue any from another's violence, or from his own (which oftentimes is more dangerous, as the enemies are within not only the penetrals of his house but of his heart), bind up his wounds before ye send him on his way. Should ye at any time overtake the erring, and resolve to deliver him up, I will tell you whither to conduct him. Conduct him to his Lord and Master, whose household he hath left. It is better to consign him to Christ his Saviour than to man his murderer ; it is better to bid him live than to bid him die. The one word our Teacher and Preserver said, the other our enemy and destroyer. Bring him back again, the stray, the lost one ! bring him back, not with clubs and E 66 Longer Prose Works. cudgels, not with halberts and halters, but generously and gently, and with the linking of the arm. In this posture shall God above smile upon ye ; in this posture of yours he shall recognize again his beloved Son upon earth. Do ye likewise, and depart in peace." William had ended, and there was silence in the hall for some time after, when Sir Thomas said, " He spake unto somewhat mean persons, who may do it without disparagement. I look for authority. I look for doctrine, and find none yet. If he could not have drawn us out a thread or two from the coat of an apostle, he might have given us a smack of Augustin, or a sprig of Basil. Our older sermons are headier than these. Master Silas ! our new beer is the sweeter and clammier, and wants more spice. The doctor hath seasoned his pretty wit enough, to do him justice, which in a sermon is never out of place ; for if there be the bane, there likewise is the antidote. " What dost thou think about it, Master Silas ? " Sir Silas. I would not give ten farthings for ten folios of such sermons. Shakspeare. These words, Master Silas, will oftener be quoted than any others of thine ; but rarely (do I suspect) as applicable to Doctor Glaston. I must-^tick unto his gown. I must declare that, to my poor knowledge, many have been raised to the bench of bishops for less wisdom and worse than is contained in the few sentences I have been commanded by authority to recite. No disparagement to any body ! I know, Master Silas, and multitudes bear witness, that thou above most art a dead hand at a sermon. Sir Silas. Touch my sermons, wilt dare ? Shakspeare. Nay, Master Silas, be not angered ; it is courage enough to hear them. Sir Thomas. Now, Silas, hold thy peace and rest con- tented. He hath excused himself unto thee, throwing in a compliment far above his station, and not unworthy of Rome or Florence. I did not think him so ready. Our Warwick- shire lads are fitter for football than courtesies ; and, sooth to say, not only the inferior. . . His worship turned from Master Silas toward Wil- Citation and Examination, etc. 67 Ham, and said, " Brave Willy, thou hast given us our bitters ; we are ready now for anything solid. What hast left ? " Shakspeare. Ivittle or nothing, sir. Sir Thomas. Well, give us that little or nothing. . . William Shakspeare was obedient to the commands of Sir Thomas, who had spoken thus kindly unto him, and had deigned to cast at him from his " lordly dish " (as the Psalmist hath it) a fragment of facetiousness. Shalispeare. Alas, sir ! may I repeat it without offence, it not being doctrine but admonition, and meant for me only ? Sir Thomas. Speak it the rather for that. . . Then did William give utterance to the words of the preacher, not indeed in his sermon at St Mary's, but after dinner. " Lust seizeth us in youth, ambition in mid-life, avance in old age ; but vanity and pride are the besetting sins that drive the angels from our cradle, pamper us with luscious and most unwholesome food, ride our first stick with us, mount our first horse with us, wake with us in the morning, dream with us in the night, and never at any time abandon us. In this world, beginning with pride and vanity, we are delivered over from tormentor to tormentor, until the worst tormentor of all taketh absolute possession of us for ever, seizing us at the mouth of the grave, enchaining us in his own dark dungeon, standing at the door, and laughing at our cries. But the Lord, out of his infinite mercy, hath placed in the hand of every man the helm to steer his course by, pointing it out with his finger, and giving him strength as well as knowledge to pursue it. " William ! William ! there is in the moral straits a current from right to wrong, but no reflux from wrong to right ; for which destination we must hoist our sails aloft and ply our oars incessantly, or night and the tempest will overtake us, and we shall shriek out in vain from the billows, and irrecoverably smk. " Amen ! " cried Sir Thomas most devoutly, sustaining his voice long and loud. " Open that casement, good Silas ! the day is sultry for the season of the year ; it approacheth unto noontide. The room is close, and those blue flies do make a strange hubbub." 68 Longer Prose Works. Shakspeare. In troth do they, sir ; they come from the kitchen, and do savour woundily of roast goose ! And, methinks — Sir Thomas. What bethinkest thou ? Shakspeare. The fancy of a moment, — a light and vain one. Sir Thomas. Thou relievest me ; speak it. Shakspeare. How could the creatures cast their coarse rank odour thus far ? — even into your presence ! A noble and spacious hall ! Charlecote, in my mind, beats Warwick Castle, and challenges Kenilworth. Sir Thomas. The hall is well enough ; I must say it is a noble hall, — a hall for a queen to sit down in. And I stuffed an arm-chair with horse-hair on purpose, feathers over it, swan- down over them again, and covered it with scarlet cloth of Bruges, five crowns the short ell. But her highness came not hither ; she was taken short ; she had a tongue in her ear. Shakspeare. Where all is spring, all is buzz and murmur. Sir Thomas. Quaint and solid as the best yew hedge ! I marvel at thee. A knight might have spoken it, under favour. They stopped her at Warwick — to see what ? two old towers that don't match,* and a portcullis that (people * Sir Thomas seems to have been jealous of these two towers, certainly the finest in England. If Warwick Castle could borrow the windows from Kenilworth, it would be complete.ii [11 This note in ist ed. reads: "complete. The knight is not very courteous on its hospitality. He may, perhaps, have experienced it, as Garrick and Quin did under the present occupant's grandfather, on whom the title of Earl of Warwick was conferred for the eminent services he had rendered to his country as one of the lords of the bed- chamber to his Majesty George the Second. The verses of Garrick on his invitation and visit are remembered by many. Quin's are less known. " He shewed us Guy's pot, but the soup he forgot ; Not a meal did his lordship allow. Unless we gnaw'd o'er the blade-bone of the boar. Or the rib of the famous Dun Coiv. " When Nevile the great Earl of Warwick lived here, Three oxen for breakfast were slain, And strangers invited to sports and good cheer. And invited again and again. Citation and Examination, etc. 69 say) opens only upon fast-days. Charlecote Hall, I could have told her sweet Highness, was built by those Lucys who came over with Julius Cassar and William the Conqueror, with cross and scallop-shell on breast and beaver. " But, honest Willy ! ? — " . . Such were the very words ; I wrote them down with two signs in the margent, — one a mark of admiration, as thus (!), the other of interrogation (so we call it) as thus (?). " But, honest Willy, I would fain hear more," quoth he, " about the learned Doctor Glaston. He seemeth to be a man after God's own heart." Shakspeare. Ay is he ! Never doth he sit down to dinner but he readeth first a chapter of the Revelations ; and if he tasteth a pound of butter at Carfax, he saith a grace long enough to bring an appetite for a baked bull's* zle. If this be not after God's own heart, I know not what is. Sir Thomas. I would fain confer with him, but that Oxford lieth afar off ; a matter of thirty miles, I hear. I might, indeed, write unto him ; but our Warwickshire pens are mighty broad-nibbed, and there is a something in this plaguy ink of ours sadly ropy. " I fear there is," quoth Willy. " And I should scorn," continued his worship, " to write otherwise than in a fine Italian character to the master of a college, near in dignity to knighthood." " This Earl is in purse or in spirit so low, That he with no oxen will feed 'em ; And all of the former great doings we know Is, he gives us a book and we read 'em. Garrick. " Stale peers are but tough morsels, and 'twere well If we had found i\\e fresh more eatable ; Garrick ! I do not say 'twere well for him, For we had pluck 'd the plover limb from limb. QUIN."] * Another untoward blot I but leaving no doubt of the word. The only doubt is whether he meant the muzzle of the animal itself, or one of those leathern muzzles which are often employed to coerce the violence of ferocious animals. In besieged cities men have been re- duced to such extremities. But the muzzle, in this place, we suspect, would moie proptriy be called the blinker, which is often put upon bulls in pastures when they are vicious. yo Longer Prose Works. Shakspeare. Worshipful sir ! is there no other way of communicating but by person, or writing, or messages ? Sir Thomas. I will consider and devise. At present I can think of none so satisfactory. . . And now did the great clock over the gateway strike. And Bill Shakspeare did move his lips, even as Sir Thomas had moved his erewhile in ejaculating. And when he had wagged them twice or thrice after the twelve strokes of the clock were over, again he ejaculated with voice also, saying, " Mercy upon us ! how the day wears ! Twelve strokes ! Might I retire, please your worship, into the chapel for about three quarters of an hour, and perform the service * as ordained ? " Before Sir Thomas could give him leave or answer, did Sir Silas cry aloud, " He would purloin the chalice, worth forty-eight shill- ings, and melt it down in the twinkling of an eye, he is so crafty." But the knight was more reasonable, and said, reprov- ingly, " There now, Silas ! thou talkest widely, and verily in malice, if there be any in thee." " Tiy him," answered Master Silas ; J' I don't kneel where he does. Could he have but his wicked will of me he would chop my legs off, as he did the poor buck's." Sir Thomas. No, no, no ; he hath neither guile nor revenge in him. We may let him have his way, now that he hath taken the right one. Sir Silas. Popery ! sheer popery ! strong as hartshorn ! Your papists keep these outlandish hours for their masses and mummery. Surely we might let God alone at twelve o'clock ! Have we no bowels ? * Let not this countenance the opinion that Shakspeare was a Roman Catholic. His contempt of priests may have originated from the unfairness of Silas. Friars he treats kindly, perhaps in return for somewhat less services than Friar Lawrence's to Romeo.^- [1- In ist ed., after words in substance the same as given here, there was added: "for Shakspeare was grateful. The words quoted by him from some sermon, now lost, prove him no friend to the filchings and swindling of popery."] Citation and Examination, etc. 71 Shahspeare. Gracious sir ! I do not urge it ; and the time is now passed by some minutes. Sir Thomas. Art thou popishly inclined, William ? Shahspeare. Sir, I am not popishly inclined ; I am not inclined to pay tribute of coin or understanding to those who rush forward with a pistol at my breast, crying, " Stand, or you are a dead man." I have but one guide in faith, a power- ful, an almighty one. He will not suffer to waste away and vanish the faith for which he died. He hath chosen in all countries pure hearts for its depositaries ; and I would rather take it from a friend and neighbour, intelligent and righteous, and rejecting lucre, than from some foreigner educated in the pride of cities or in the moroseness of monasteries, who sells me what Christ gave me, his own flesh and blood. I can repeat by heart what I read above a year agone, albeit I cannot bring to mind the title of the book in which I read it. These are the words. " The most venal and sordid of all the superstitions that have swept and darkened our globe may, indeed, like African locusts, have consumed the green corn in very extensive regions, and may return periodically to consume it ; but the strong, unwearied labourer who sowed it hath alway sown it in other places less exposed to such devouring pestilences. Those cunning men who formed to themselves the gorgeous plan of universal dominion were aware that they had a better chance of establishing it than brute ignorance or brute force could supply, and that soldiers and their paymasters were subject to other and powerfullcr fears than the transitory ones of war and invasion. What they found in heaven they seized ; and what they wanted they forged. " And so long as there is vice and ignorance in the world, so long as fear is a passion, their dominion will prevail ; but their dominion is not, and never shall be, universal. Can we wonder that it is so general ? Can we wonder that anything is wanting to give it authority and effect, when every learned, every prudent, every powerful, every ambitious man in Europe, for above a thousand years, united in the league to consolidate it? " The old dealers in the shambles, where Christ's body is 72 Longer Prose Works. exposed for sale in convenient marketable slices,^^ h^ve not covered with blood and filth the whole pavement. Beautiful usages are remaining still, kindly affections, radiant hopes, and ardent aspirations ! " It is a comfortable thing to reflect, as they do, and as we may do unblamably, that we are uplifting to our Guide and Maker the same incense of the heart, and are uttering the very words, which our dearest friends in all quarters of the earth, nay in heaven itself, are offering to the throne of grace at the same moment. " Thus are we together through the immensity of space. What are these bodies ? Do they unite us ? No : they keep us apart and asunder even while we touch. Realms and oceans, worlds and ages, open before two spirits bent on heaven. What a choir surrounds us when we resolve to live unitedly and harmoniously in Christian faith ! " Sir Thomas. Now, Silas, what sayest thou ? Sir Si/as. Ignorant fool ! Shakspeare. Ignorant fools are bearable, Master Silas ! your wise ones are the worst. Sir Thomas. Prithee no bandying of loggerheads. Shakspeare. Or else what mortal man shaU: say Whose shins may suffer in the fray ? Sir Thomas, Thou reasonest aptly and timest well. And surely, being now in so rational and religious a frame of mind, thou couldst recall to memory a section or head or two of the sermon holden at St Mary's. It would do thee and us as much good as Lighten our darkness, or Forasmuch as it hath pleased ; and somewhat less than three quarters of an hour (maybe less than one quarter) sufiiceth. Sir Silas. Or he hangs without me. I am for dinner in half the time. [13 In I St ed. the following note was printed: " It is a pity that the old divines should have indulged, as they often did, in such images as this. Some readers in search of argumentative subtility, some in search of sound Christianity, some in search of pure English undefiled, have gone through with them ; and their labours (however heavy) have been well repaid."] Citation and Examination, etc. 7 Sir Thomas. Silas ! Silas ! he hangeth not with thee or without thee. Sir Silas. He thinketh himself a clever fellow ; but he (look ye) is the cleverest that gets off. " I hold quite the contrary," quoth Will Shakspeare, wink- ing at Master Silas from the comfort and encouragement he had just received touching the hanging. And Master Silas had his answer ready, and shewed that he was more than a match for poor Willy in wit and poetry. He answered thus : — " If winks are wit, Who wanteth it ? Thou hadst other bolts to kill bucks withal. In wit, sirrah, thou art a mere child." Shakspeare. Little dogs are jealous of children, great ones fondle them. Sir Thomas. An that were written in the Apocrypha^ in the very teeth of Bel and the Dragon, it could not be truer. I have witnessed it with my own eyes over and over. ^/> Silas. He will take this for wit, likewise, now the arms of Lucy do seal it. Sir Thomas. Silas, they may stamp wit, they may further wit, they may send wit into good company, but not make it. Shakspeare. Behold my wall of defence ! Sir Silas. An thou art for walls, I have one for thee from Oxford, pithy and apposite, sound and solid, and trimmed up becomingly, as a collar of brawn with a crown of rosemary, or a boar's head with a lemon in the mouth. Shakspeare. Egad, Master Silas, those are your walls for lads to climb over, an they were higher than Babel's. Sir Silas. Have at thee ! Thou art a wall To make the ball Rebound from. Thou hast a back For beadle's crack To sound from, to sound from. 74 Longer Prose Works. The foolishest dolts are the ground-plot of the most wit, as the idlest rogues are of the most industry. Even thou hast brought wit down from Oxford. And before a thief is hanged, parliament must make laws, attorneys must engross them, printers stamp and publish them, hawkers cry them, judges expound them, juries weigh and measure them with offences, then executioners carry them into effect. The farmer hath already sewn the hemp, the ropemaker hath twisted it ; sawyers saw the timber, carpenters tack together the shell, grave-diggers delve the earth. And all this truly for fellows like unto thee. Shakspeare. Whom a God came down from heaven to save! Sir Thomas. Silas ! he hangeth not. William, I must have the heads of the sermon, six or seven of 'em ; thou hast whetted my appetite keenly. How ! dost duck thy pate into thy hat ? nay, nay, that is proper and becoming at church ; we need not such solemnity. Repeat unto us the setting forth at St Mary's. . . Whereupon did William Shakspeare entreat of Master Silas that he would help him in his ghostly endeavours, by repeating what he called the preliminary prayer ; which prayer I find nowhere in our ritual, and do suppose it to be one of those Latin supplications used in our learned universities now or erewhile. I am afeard it hath not the approbation of the strictly orthodox, for inasmuch as Master Silas at such entreaty did close his teeth against it, and with teeth thus closed did say, Athanasius-wise, " Go and be damned ! " Bill was not disheartened, but said he hoped better, and began thus : " ' My brethren ! ' said the preacher, * or rather let me call you my children, such is my age confronted with yours, for the most part,- — my children, then, and my brethren (for here are both), believe me, killing is forbidden.' " Sir Thomas. This, not being delivered unto us from the pulpit by the preacher himself, we may look into. Sensible man ! shrewd reasoner ! What a stroke against deer-stealers ! how^full of truth and ruth ! Excellent discourse ! Shakspeare. The last part was. the best. Citation and Examination, etc. 75 Sir Thomas. I always find it so. The softest of the cheesecake is left in the platter when the cnast is eaten. He kept the best bit for the last, then ? He pushed it under the salt, eh ? He told thee — Shalispeare. Exactly so. Sir Thomas. What was it ? Shalispeare. "Ye shall not kill." Sir Thomas. How ! did he run in a circle like a hare ? One of his mettle should break cover and off across the countiy like a fox or hart. Shakspeare. " And yet ye kill time when ye can, and are uneasy when ye cannot." . . Whereupon did Sir Thomas say, aside unto himself, but within my hearing, " Faith and troth ! he must have had a head in at the window here one day or other." Shakspeare. " This sin cryeth unto the Lord." Sir Thomas. He was wrong there. It is not one of those that cry ; mortal sins cry. Surely he could not have fallen into such an error ! it must be thine ; thou misunderstoodest him. Shakspeare. Mayhap, sir ! A great heaviness came over me ; I was oppressed in spirit, and did feel as one awakening from a dream. Sir Thomas. Godlier men than thou art do often feel the right hand of the Lord upon their heads in like manner. It followeth contrition, and precedeth conversion. Continue. Shakspeare. " My brethren and children," said the teacher, " whenever ye want to kill time call God to the chase, and bid the angels blow the horn ; and thus ye are sure to kill time to your heart's content. And ye may feast another day, and another after that — " Then said Master Silas unto me, concernedly, " This is the mischief-fullest of all the devil's imps, to talk in such wise at a quarter past twelve ! " But William went straight on, not hearing him, " * — upon what ye shall, in such pursuit, have brought home with you. Whereas, if ye go alone, or two or three together, nay, even if ye go in thick and gallant company. 76 Longer Prose Works. and yet provide not that these be with ye, my word for it, and a powerfuller word than mine, ye shall return to your supper tired and jaded, and rest little when ye want to rest most.' " " Hast no other head of the Doctor's ? " quoth Sir Thomas. " Verily none," replied Willy, " of the morning's discourse, saving the last words of it, which, with God's help, I shall always remember." « Give us them, give us them," said Sir Thomas. " He wants doctrine ; he wants authority ; his are grains of millet ; grains for unfledged doves ; but they are sound, except the crying. Deliver unto us the last words ; for the last of the preacher, as of the hanged, are usually the best." Then did William repeat the concluding words of the discourse, being these : " ' As years are running past us, let us throw something on them which they cannot shake off in the dust and hurry of the world, but must carry with them to that great year of all, whereunto the lesser of this mortal life do tend and are sub- servient.' " Sir Thomas, after a pause, and after having bent his knee under the table, as though there had been the church-cushion, said unto us, " Here he spake through a glass, darkly, as blessed Paul hath it." Then turning toward Willy, " And nothing more ? " " Nothing but the glory, '^ quoth Willy, " at which there is always such a clatter of feet upon the floor, and creaking of benches, and rustling of gowns, and bustle of bonnets, and justle of cushions, and dust of mats, and treading of toes, and punching of elbows, from the spitefuller, that one wishes to be fairly out of it, after the scramble for the peace of God is at an end—" Sir Thomas threw himself back upon his armchair, and ex- claimed in wonderment, " How ! " Shakspeare. " . . And in the midst of the service again, Citation and Examination, etc. 'j'] were it possible. For nothing is painfulier than to have the pail shaken ofF the head when it is brim-full of the waters of life, and we are walking staidly under it." Sir Thomas. Had the learned Doctor preached again in the evening, pursuing the thread of his discourse, he might, peradventure, have made up the deficiencies I find in him. Shakspeare. He had not that opportunity. Sir Thomas. The more's the pity. Shakspeare. The evening admonition, delivered by him unto the household — Sir Thomas. What ! and did he indeed shew wind enough for that ? Prithee out with it, if thou didst put it into thy tablets. Shakspeare. Alack, sir ! there were so many Latin words, I fear me I should be at fault in such an attempt. Sir Thomas. Fear not ; we can help thee out between us, were there a dozen or a score. Shakspeare. Bating those latinities, I do verily think I could tie up again most of the points in his doublet. Sir Thomas. At him then ! What was his bearing ? Shakspeare. In dividing his matter, he spooned out and apportioned the commons in his discourse, as best suited the quality, capacity, and constitution of his hearers. To those in priests' orders he delivered a sort of catechism. Sir Silas. He catechise grown men ! He catechise men in priests' orders ! — being no bishop, nor bishop's ordinary ! Shakspeare. He did so ; it may be at his peril. Sir Thomas. And what else ? for catechisms are baby's pap. Shakspeare. He did not catechise, but he admonished the richer gentlemen with gold tassels for their top-knots. Sir Silas. I thought as much. It was no better in my time. Admonitions fell gently upon those gold tassels ; and they ripened degrees as glass and sunshine ripen cucumbers. We priests, forsooth, are catechised ! The worst question to any gold tasseller is, " How do you do ? " Old Alma Mater coaxes and would be coaxed. But let her look sharp, or spectacles may be thrust upon her nose that shall make her eyes water. Aristotle could make out no royal road to wis- 78 Longer Prose Works. doni ; but this old woman of ours will shew you one, an you tip her. Tilley valley ! * catechise priests, indeed ! Sir Thomas. Peradventure he did it discreetly. Let us examine and judge him. Repeat thou what he said unto them. Shahspeare. " Many," said he, " are ingenuous, many are devout, some timidly, some strenuously, but nearly all flinch, and rear, and kick, at the slightest touch, or least inquisitive suspicion of an unsound part in their doctrine. And yet, my brethren, we ought rather to flinch and feel sore at our own searching touch, our own serious inquisition into ourselves. Let us preachers, who are sufficiently liberal in bestowing our advice upon others, inquire of ourselves whether the exercise of spiritual authority may not be sometimes too pleasant, tick- ling our breasts with a plume from Satan's wing, and turning our heads with that inebriating poison which he hath been seen to instil into the very chalice of our salvation. Let us ask ourselves in the closet whether, after we have humbled our- selves before God in our prayers, we never rise beyond the due standard in the pulpit ; whether our zeal for the truth be never over-heated by internal fires less holy ; whether we never grow stiffly and sternly pertinacious, at the very time when we are reproving the obstinacy of others ; and whether we have not frequently so acted as if we believed that opposi- tion were to be relaxed and borne away by self-sufficiency and intolerance. Believe me, the wisest of us have our catechism to learn ; and these, my dear friends, are not the only ques- tions contained in it. No Christian can hate ; no Christian can malign. Nevertheless, do we not often both hate and malign those unhappy men who are insensible to God's mercies ? And I fear this unchristian spirit swells darkly, with all its venom, in the marble of our hearts, not because our brother is insensible to these mercies, but because he is in- sensible to our faculty of persuasion, turning a deaf ear unto our claim upon his obedience, or a blind or sleepy eye upon the fountain of light, whereof we deem ourselves the sacred * Tilley 'valley Was the favourite adjuration of James the Second. It appears in the comedies of Shakspeare. Citation and Examination, etc. 79 reservoirs. There is one more question at which ye will tremble when ye ask it in the recesses of your souls ; I do tremble at it, yet must utter it. Whether we do not more warmly and erectly stand up for God's word because it came from our mouths, than because it came from his ? Learned and ingenious men may indeed find a solution and excuse for all these propositions ; but the wise unto salvation will cry, ' Forgive me, O my God, if, called by thee to walk in thy way, I have not swept this dust from the sanctuary ! ' " Sir Thomas. All this, methinks, is for the behoof of clerks and ministers. Shakspeare. He taught them what they who teach others should learn and practise. Then did he look toward the young gentlemen of large fortune ; and lastly his glances fell upon us poorer folk, whom he instructed in the duty we owe to our superiors. Sir Thomas. Ay, there he had a host. Shalispeare. In one part of his admonition he said, " Young gentlemen ! let not the highest of you who hear me this evening be led into the delusion, for such it is, that the founder of his family was originally a greater or a better man than the lowest here. He willed it, and became it. He must have stood low ; he must have worked hard ; and with tools, moreover, of his own invention and fashioning. He waved and whistled off ten thousand strong and importunate temptations ; he dashed the dice-box from the jewelled hand of Chance, the cup from Pleasure's, and trod under foot the sorceries of each ; he ascended steadily the precipices of Danger, and looked down with intrepidity from the summit ; he overawed Arrogance with Sedateness ; he seized by the horn and overleaped low Violence ; and he fairly swung Fortune round. " The very high cannot rise much higher ; the very low may : the truly great must have done it. ' This is not the doctrine, my friends, of the silkenly and lawnly religious ; it wears the coarse texture of the fisherman, and walks uprightly and straightforward under it. I am speaking now more particularly to you among us upon whom God hath laid the incumbrances of wealth, the sweets whereof 8o Longer Prose Works. bring teazing and poisonous things about you, not easily sent away. What now are your pretensions under sacks of money ? or your enjoyments under the shade of genealogical trees ? Are they rational ? Are they real ? Do they exist at all i Strange inconsistency ! to be proud of having as much gold and silver laid upon you as a mule hath, and yet to carry it less composedly ! The mule is not answerable for the con- veyance and discharge of his burden : you are. Stranger in- fatuation still ! to be prouder of an excellent thing done by another than by yourselves, supposing any excellent thing to have actually been done ; and, after all, to be more elated on his cruelties than his kindnesses, by the blood he hath spilt h an by the benefits he had conferred ; and to acknowledge less obligation to a well-informed and well-intentioned pro- genitor than to a lawless and ferocious barbarian. Would stocks and stumps, if they could utter words, utter such gross stupidity ? Would the apple boast of his crab origin, or the peach of his prune ? Hardly any man is ashamed of being inferior to his ancestors, although it is the very thing at which the great should blush, if, indeed, the great in general de- scended from the worthy. I did expect to see the day, and although I shall not see it, it must come at last, when he shall be treated as a madman or an impostor who dares to claim nobility or precedency and cannot shew his family name in the history of his country. Even he who can shew it, and who cannot write his own under it in the same or as goodly characters, must submit to the imputation of degeneracy, from which the lowly and obscure are exempt. " He alone who maketh you wiser maketh you greater ; and it is only by such an implement that Almighty God him- self effects it. When he taketh away a man's wisdom he taketh away his strength, his power over others and over him- self. What help for him then ! He may sit idly and swell his spleen, saying, IVho is this ? 'who is that ? and at the question's end the spirit of inquiry dies away in him. It would not have been so if, in happier hour, he had said within himself, Who am IP what am I ? and had prosecuted the search in good earnest. " When we ask who this man is, or who that man is, we Citation and Examination, etc. 8i do not expect or hope for a plain answer ; we should be disappointed at a direct, or a rational, or a kind one. We desire to hear that he was of low origin, or had committed some crime, or been subjected to some calamity. Whoever he be, in general we disregard or despise him, unless we discover that he possesseth by nature many qualities of mind and body which he never brings into use, and many accessories of situation and fortune which he brings into abuse every day. According to the arithmetic in practice, he who makes the most idlers and the most ingrates is the most worshipful. But wiser ones than the scorers in this school will tell you how riches and power were bestowed by Providence that generosity and mercy should be exercised ; for, if every gift of the Almighty were distributed in equal portions to every creature, less of such virtues would be called into the field ; consequently there would be less of gratitude, less of submission, less of devotion, less of hope, and, in the total, less of content." Here he ceased, and Sir Thomas nodded, and said, " Reasonable enough ! nay, almost too reasonable ! But where are the apostles ? Where are the disciples ? Where are the saints ? Where is hell-fire ? Well ! patience ! we may come to it yet. Go on, Will ! " With such encouragement before him, did Will Shakspeare take breath and continue : " * We mortals are too much accustomed to behold our superiors in rank and station as we behold the leaves in the forest. While we stand under these leaves, our protection and refuge from heat and labour, we see only the rougher side of them, and the gloominess of the branches on which they hang. In the midst of their benefits we are insensible to their utility and their beauty, and appear to be ignorant that if they were placed less high above us we should derive from them less advantage.' " Sir Thomas. Ay ; envy of superiority made the angels kick and run restive. Shakspeare. May it please your worship ! with all my faults, I have ever borne due submission and reverence toward my superiors. 82 Longer Prose Works. Sir Thomas. Very right ! very scriptural ! But most folks do that. Our duty is not fulfilled unless we bear absolute veneration ; unless we are ready to lay down our lives and fortunes at the foot of the throne, and every thing else at the foot of those who administer the laws under virgin majesty. Shakspeare. Honoured sir ! I am quite ready to lay down my life and fortune, and all the rest of me, before that great virgin. Sir Silas. Thy life and fortune, to wit ! What are they worth ? A June cob-nut, maggot and all. Sir Thomas. Silas, we will not repudiate nor rebuff his Magdalen, that bringeth a pot of ointment. Rather let us teach and tutor than twit. It is a tractable and conducible youth, being in good company. Sir Silas. Teach and tutor ! Hold hard, sir ! These base varlets ought to be taught but two things : to bow as be- seemeth them to their betters, and to hang perpendicular. We have authority for it, that no man can add an inch to his stature ; but by aid of the sheriff I engage to find a chap who shall add two or three to this whorseson's.* Sir Thomas. Nay, nay, now, Silas ! the lad's mother was always held to be an honest woman. Sir Silas. His mother may be an honest woman for me. Shakspeare. No small privilege, by my faith ! for any woman in the next parish to thee. Master Silas ! Sir Silas. There again ! out comes the filthy runlet from the quagmire, that but now lay so quiet with all its own in it. Shakspeare. Until it was trodden on by the ass that could not leap over it. These, I think, are the words of the fable. Sir Thomas. They are so. Sir Silas. What fable ? * Whoreson, if we may hazard a conjecture, means the son of a woman of ill-repute. In this we are borne out by the context. It appears to have escaped the commentators on Shakspeare. Whoreson, a word of frequent occurrence in the comedies ; more rarely found in the tragedies. Although now obsolete, the expression proves that there were (or were believed to be) such persons formerly. The Editor is indebted to two learned friends for these two remarks, which appear no less just than ingenious. Citation and Examination, etc. 83 Sir Thomas. Tush ! don't press him too hard ; he wants not wit, but learning. Sir Silas. He wants a rope's-end ; and a rope's-end is not enough for him, unless we throw in the other. Sir Thomas. Peradventure he may be an instrument, a potter's clay, a type, a token. I have seen many young men, and none like unto him. He is shallow but clear ; he is simple, but ingenuous. Sir Silas. Drag the ford again, then. In my mind he is as deep as the big tankard ; and a mouthful of rough burrage will be the beginning and end of it. Sir Thomas. No fear of that. Neither, if rightly reported by the youngster, is there so much doctrine in the doctor as we expected. He doth not dwell upon the main ; he is worldly ; he is wise in his generation, — he says things out of his own head. Silas, that can't hold ! We want props, fulcrums, I think you called 'em to the farmers ; or was it stimulums P Sir Silas. Both very good words. Sir Thomas. I should be mightily pleased to hear thee dispute with that great don. Sir Silas. I hate disputations. Saint Paul warns us against them. If one wants to be thirsty, the tail of a stockfish is as good for it as the head of a logician. The doctor there, at Oxford, is in flesh and mettle ; but let him be sleek and gingered as he may, clap me in St Mary's pulpit, cassock me, lamb-skin me, give me pink for my colours, glove me to the elbow, heel-piece me half an ell high, cushion me before and behind, bring me a mug of mild ale and a rasher of bacon, only just to con over the text withal ; then allow me fair play, and as much of my own way as he had, and the devil take the hindermost. I am his man at any time. Sir Thomas. I am fain to believe it. Verily, I do think, Silas, thou hast as much stuff in thee as most men. Our beef and mutton at Charlecote rear other than babes and sucklings. I like words taken, like thine, from black-letter books. They look stiff and sterling, and as though a man might dig about 'em for a week, and never loosen the lightest. 84 Longer Prose Works. Thou hast alway at hand either saint or devil, as occasion needeth, according to the quality of the sinner, and they never come uncalled for. Moreover, Master Silas, I have observed that thy hell-fire is generally lighted up in the pulpit about the dog-days. . . Then turned the worthy knight unto the youth, saying, " 'Twere well for thee, William Shakspeare, if the learned doctor had kept thee longer in his house, and had shewn unto thee'^the, danger of idleness, which hath often led unto deer- stealing and poetry. In thee we already know the one, al- though the distemper hath eaten but skin-deep for the present ; and we have the testimony of two burgesses on the other. The pursuit of poetry, as likewise of game, is unforbidden to persons of condition." Shakspeare. Sir, that of game is the more likely to keep them in it. Sir Thomas. It is the more knightly of the two ; but poetry hath also her pursuers among us. I myself, in my youth, had some experience that way ; and I am fain to blush at the reputation I obtained. His honour, my father, took me to London at the age of twenty ; and, sparing no expense in my education, gave fifty shillings to one Monsieur Dubois to teach me fencing and poetry, in twenly lessons. In vacant hours he taught us also the laws of honour, which are different from ours. In France you are unpolite unless you solicit a judge or his wife to favour your cause ; and you inevitably lose it. In France there is no want of honour where there is no want of courage ; you may lie, but you must not hear that you lie. I asked him what he thought then of lying ; and he replied, — 'y Now my friend Sir Everard is not quite so good a his- torian as he is a poet ; and Monsieur Dubois took advantage of him. ' Pardon ! Monsieur Sir Everard ! ' said Monsieur Dubois, smiling at my friend's slip, * We did not lose the battle of Pavia. We had the misfortune to lose our king, who delivered himself up, as our kings always do, for the good and glory of his country.' ' How was this ? ' said Sir Everard, in surprise. ' I will tell you. Monsieur Sir Everard ! ' said Monsieur Dubois. ' I had it from my own father, who fought in the battle, and told my mother, word for word. * The king seeing his household troops, being only one thousand strong, surrounded by twelve regiments, the best Spanish troops, amounting to eighteen thousand four hundred and forty- two, although he doubted not of victory, yet thought he might lose many brave men before the close of the day, and rode up instantly to King Charles, and said, ' " My brother ! I am loath to lose so many of those brave men yonder. Whistle off your Spanish pointers, and I agree to ride home with you." * And so he did. But what did King Charles ? Abus- ing French loyalty, he made our Francis his prisoner, would you believe it ? and treated him worse than ever badger was treated at the bottom of any paltry stable-yard, putting upon his table beer and Rhenish wine and wild boar.' " I have digressed with thee, young man," continued the knight, much to the improvement of my knowledge, T do reverentially confess, as it was of the lad's. " We will now," said he, " endeavour our best to sober thee, finding that Dr Glaston hath omitted it." " Not entirely omitted it," said William, gratefully ; " he did after dinner all that could be done at such a time toward it. The doctor could, however, speak only of the Greeks and Romans, and certainly what he said of them gave me but little encouragement." Sir Thomas. W hat said he ? Shahspeare. He said, " The Greeks conveyed all their wisdom into their theatre, — their stages were churches and 88 Longer Prose Works. parliament-houses ; but what was false prevailed over what was true. They had their own wisdom, the wisdom of the foolish. Who is Sophocles, if compared to Doctor Ham- mersley of Oriel ? or Euripides, if compared to Doctor Prichard of Jesus ? Without the Gospel, light is darkness ; and with it, children are giants. " William, I need not expatiate on Greek with thee, since thou knowest it not, but some crumbs of Latin are picked up by the callowest beaks. The Romans had, as thou findest, and have still, more taste for murder than morality, and, as they could not find heroes among them, looked for gladiators. Their only very high poet employed his elevation and strength to dethrone and debase the Deity. They had several others, who polished their language and pitched their instiniments with admirable skill ; several who glued over their thin and flimsy gaberdines many bright feathers from the widespread downs of Ionia, and the richly cultivated rocks of Attica. " Some of them have spoken from inspiration ; for thou art not to suppose that from the 'heathen were withheld all the manifestations of the Lord. We do agree at Oxford that the Pollio of Virgil is our Saviour. True, it is the dullest and poorest poem that a nation not very poetical hath bequeathed unto us ; and even the versification, in which this master ex- celled, is wanting in fluency and sweetness. I can only account for it from the weight of the subject. Two verses, which are fairly worth two hundred such poems, are from an- other pagan ; he was forced to sigh for the church without knowing her. He saith, May I gaze upon thee when my latest hour is come I May I hold thy hand when mine faileth me ! This, if adumbrating the church, is the most beautiful thought that ever issued from the heart of man ; but if addressed to a v/anton, as some do opine, is filth from the sink, nauseating and insufferable. " William ! that which moveth the heart most is the best poetry ! it comes nearest unto God, the source of all power." Sir Thomas. Yea ; and he appeareth unto me to know more of poetry than of divinity. Those ancients have little Citation and Examination, etc. 89 flesh upon the body poetical, and lack the savour that sufficeth. The Song of Solomon drowns all their voices : they seem but whistlers and guitar-players compared to a full-cheeked trum- peter ; they standing under the eaves in some dark lane, he upon a well-caparisoned stallion, tossing his mane and all his ribbons to the sun. I doubt the doctor spake too fondly of the Greeks ; they were giddy creatures. William, I am loath to -be hard on them ; but they please me not. There are those now living who could make them bite their nails to the quick, and turn green as grass with envy. Shahpeare. Sir, one of those Greeks, methinks, thrown into the pickle-pot, would be a treasure to the housewife's young gherkins.i^ Sir Thomas. Simpleton ! simpleton ! but thou valuest them justly. Now attend. If ever thou shouldst hear, at Oxford or London, the verses I am about to repeat, prithee do not communicate them to that fiery spirit Mat Atterend. It might not be the battle of two hundreds, but two counties ; a sort of York and Lancaster war, whereof I would wash my hands. Listen ! . . And now did Sir Thomas clear his voice, always high and sonorous, and did repeat from the stores of his memory these rich and proud verses, — " ' Chloe ! mean men must ever make mean loves ; They deal in dog-roses, but I in cloves. They are just scorch 'd enough to blow their fingers ; I am a phoenix downright burnt to cinders.' " At which noble conceits, so far above what poor Bill had ever imagined, he lifted up his eyes to heaven, and exclaimed, " The world itself must be reduced to that condition before such glorious verses die? Chloe and Clove! Why, sir! Chloe wants but a V toward the tail to become the very thing ! Never tell me that such matters can come about of themselves. And how truly is it said that we mean men deal in dog-roses ! Sir, if it were permitted me to swear on that holy Bible, I would swear I never until this day heard that dog-roses were [" First ed. reads: "jerkins."] 90 Longer Prose Works. our provender ; and yet did I, no longer ago than last summer, write, not indeed upon a dog-rose, but upon a sweet-briar, what would only serve to rinse the mouth withal after the clove." Sir Thomas. Repeat the same, youth. We may haply give thee our counsel thereupon. . . Willy took heart, and lowering his voice, which hath much natural mellowness, repeated these from memory : " My briar that smelledst sweet When gentle spring's first heat Ran through thy quiet veins, — Thou that wouldst injure none, But wouldst be left alone, Alone thou leavest me, and nought of thine remains. What ! hath no poet's lyre O'er thee, sweet-breathing briar, Hung fondly, ill or well ? And yet methinks with thee A poet's sympathy, Whether in weal or woe, in life or death, might dwell. Hard usage both must bear, Few hands your youth will rear, Few bosoms cherish you ; " Your tender prime must bleed Ere you are sweet, but freed From life, you then are prized ; thus prized are poets too." Sir Thomas said, with kind encouragement, " He who be- ginneth so discreetly with a dog-rose, may hope to encompass a damask- rose ere he die." Willy did now breathe freely. The commendation of a knight and magistrate worked powerfully within him ; and Sir Thomas said furthermore, " These short matters do not suit me. Thou mightest have added some moral about life and beauty : poets never handle roses without one ; but thou art young, and mayest get into the train." Willy made the best excuse he could ; and no bad one it was, the knight acknowledged ; namely, that the sweet-briar was not really dead, although left for dead. Citation and Examination, etc. 91 "Then," said Sir Thomas, "as life and beauty would not serve thy turn, thou mightest have had full enjoyment of the beggar, the wayside, the thieves, and the good Samaritan ; enough to tapestry the bridal chamber of an empress." William bowed respectfully, and sighed. " Ha ! thou hast lost them, sure enough, and it may not be quite so fair to smile at thy quandary," quoth Sir Thomas. " I did my best the first time," said Willy, " and fell short the second." " That, indeed, thou must have done," said Sir Thomas. " It is a grievous disappointment, in the midst of our lamenta- tions for the dead, to find ourselves balked. I am curious to see how thou couldst help thyself. Don't be abashed ; I am ready for even worse than the last." Bill hesitated, but obeyed : And art thou yet alive ? And shall the happy hive Send out her youth to cull Thy sweets of leaf and flower, And spend the sunny hour With thee, and thy faint heart with murmuring music lull ? Tell me what tender care. Tell me what pious prayer, Bade thee arise and live. The fondest-favoured bee Shall whisper nought to thee More loving than the song my grateful muse shall give. Sir Thomas looked somewhat less pleased at the conclusion of these verses than at the conclusion of the former, and said, gravely, " Young man ! methinks it is betimes that thou talkest of having a muse to thyself; or even in common with others. It is only great poets who have muses ; I mean to say who have the right to talk in that fashion. The French, I hear, Phahus it and muse-me it right and left ; and boggle not to throw all nine, together with mother and master, into the compass of a dozen lines or thereabout. And your Italian can hardly do without 'em in the multiplication-table. We Englishmen do let them in quietly, shut the door, and say nothing of what 92 Longer Prose Works. passes. I have read a whole book of comedies, and ne'er a muse to help the lamest." Shakspeare. Wonderful forbearance ! I marvel how the poet could get through. Sir Thomas. By God's help. And I think we did as well without 'em ; for it must be an unabashable man that ever shook his sides in their company. They lay heavy restraint both upon laughing and crying. In the great master Virgil of Rome, they tell me they come in to count the ships, and having cast up the sum total, and proved it, make off again. Sure token of two things, — first, that he held 'em dog-cheap ; secondly, that he had made but little progress (for a Lombard born) in book-keeping at double entry. He, and every other great genius, began with small subject- matters, gnats and the like. I myself, similar unto him, wrote upon fruit. I would give thee some copies for thy copying, if I thought thou wouldst use them temperately, and not render them common, as hath befallen the poetry of some among the brightest geniuses. I could shew thee how to say new things, and how to time the same. Before my day, nearly all the flowers and fruits had been gathered by poets, old and young, from the cedar of Lebanon to the hyssop on the wall ; roses went up to Solomon, apples to Adam, and so forth. Willy ! my brave lad ! I was the first that ever handled a quince, I '11 be sworn. Hearken ! " Chloe ! I would not have thee wince, That I unto thee send a quince. I would not have thee say unto 't Begone ! and trample 't underfoot, For, trust me, 'tis no fulsome fruit. It came not out of mine own garden, But all the way from Henly in Arden, Of an uncommon fine old tree. Belonging to John Asbury. And if that of it thou shalt eat, Twill make thy breath e'en yet more sweet ; As a translation here doth shew, On fruit-trees, by Jean Mirabeau. The frontispiece is printed so. Citation and Examination, etc, 93 But eat it with some wine and cake, Or it may give the belly-ache.* This doth my worthy clerk indite, I sign, Sir Thomas Lucy, Knight." Now, Willy, there is not one poet or lover in twenty who careth for consequences. Many hint to the lady what to do, few what not to do ; although it would oftentimes, as in this case, go to one's heart to see the upshot. . . "Ah, sir," said Bill, in all humility, "I would make bold to put the parings of that quince under my pillow, for sweet dreams and insights, if Doctor Glaston had given me encouragement to continue the pursuit of poetry. Of a surety it would bless me with a bedful of churches and cmcifixions, duly adumbrated." Whereat Sir Thomas, shaking his head, did inform him, " It was in the golden age of the world, as pagans call it, that poets of condition sent fruits and flowers to their beloved, with posies fairly penned. We, in our days, have done the like. But manners of late are much corrupted on the one side, if not on both. Willy ! it hath been whispered that there be those who would rather have a piece of brocade or velvet for a stomacher than the touchingest copy of verses, with a bleeding heart at the bottom." Shakspeare. Incredible ! Sir Thomas. 'Tis even so ! Shakspeare. They must surely be rotten fragments of the world before the flood, — saved out of it by the devil. Sir Thomas. I am not of that mind. Their eyes, mayhap, fell upon some of the bravery cast ashore from the Spanish AiTnada. In ancienter days, a few pages of good poetry outvalued a whole ell of the finest Genoa. Shakspeare. When will such days return ? * Belly-ache, a disorder once not uncommon in England. Even the name is now almost forgotten ; yet the elder of us may remember at least the report of it, and some, perhaps, even the complaint itself, in our school-days. It usually broke out about the cheri7 season ; and in some cases made its appearance again at the first nutting. 94 Longer Prose Works. Sir Thomas. It is only within these few years that corrup- tion and avarice have made such ghastly strides. They always did exist, but were gentler. My youth is waning, and has been nigh upon these seven years, I being now in my forty-eighth. Shakspeare. I have understood that the god of poetry is in the enjoyment of eternal youth ; I was ignorant that his sons were. Sir Thomas. No, child ! we are hale and comely, but must go the way of all flesh. Shakspeare. Must it, can it, be ? Sir Thomas. Time was, my smallest gifts were acceptable, as thus recorded : From my fair hand, O will ye, will ye Deign humbly to accept a gilly- Flower for thy bosom, sugared maid ! Scarce had I said it ere she took it, And in a twinkling, faith ! had stuck it. Where e'en proud knighthood might have laid. . . William was now quite unable to contain himself, and seemed utterly to have forgotten the grievous charge against him ; to such a pitch did his joy o'erleap his jeopardy. Master Silas in the meantime was much disquieted ; and first did he strip away all the white feather from every pen in the ink-pot, and then did he mend them, one and all, and then did he slit them with his thumb-nail, and then did he pare and slash away at them again, and then did he cut off the tops, until at last he left upon them neither nib nor plume, nor enough of the middle to serve as quill to a virginal. It went to my heart to see such a power of pens so wasted ; there could not be fewer than five. Sir Thomas was less wary than usual, being overjoyed. For great poets do mightily affect to have little poets under them ; and little poets do forget themselves in great company, as fiddlers do, who hail felloiv ivell met even with lords. Sir Thomas did not intenoipt our Bill's wild gladness. I never thought so worshipful a personage could bear so much. At last he said unto the lad : " I do bethink me, if thou hearest much more of my poetry, and the success attendant thereon, good Doctor Glaston Citation and Examination, etc. 95 would tear thy skirt off ere he could drag thee back from the occupation." Shahspeare. I fear me, for once, all his wisdom would sluice out in vain. Sir Thomas. It was reported to me that when our virgin queen's highness (her Dear Dread's * ear not being then poisoned) heard these verses, she said before her courtiers, to the sore travail of some, and heart's content of others, — " We need not envy our young cousin James of Scotland his ass's bite of a thistle, having such flowers as these gilly- flowers on the chimney-stacks of Charlecote." I could have told her highness that all this poetry, from beginning to end, was real matter of fact, well and truly spoken by mine own self. I had only to harness the rhymes thereunto, at my leisure. Shahspeare. None could ever doubt it. Greeks and Trojans may fight for the quince ; neither shall have it While a Warwickshire lad Is on earth to be had, With a wand to wag On a trusty nag, He shall keep the lists With cudgel or fists. And black shall be whose eye Looks evil on Lucy, Sir Thomas. Nay, nay, nay ! do not trespass too soon upon heroics. Thou seest thou canst not hold thy wind beyond eight lines. What wouldst thou do under the heavy mettle that should have wrought such wonders at Pavia, if thou findest these petards so troublesome in discharging ? Surely, the good doctor, had he entered at large on the subject, would have been very particular in urging this expostulation. Shahspeare. Sir, to my mortification I must confess that I took to myself the counsel he was giving to another ; a young gentleman who, from his pale face, his abstinence at table, his cough, his taciturnity, and his gentleness, seemed already more than^half poet. To him did Doctor Glaston urge, with all his zeal and judgment, many arguments against the vocation ; * Sir Thomas borrowed this expression from Spenser. 96 Longer Prose Works. telling him that, even in college, he had few applauders, being the first, and not the second or third, who always are more for- tunate ; reminding him that he must solicit and obtain much interest with men of rank and quality, before he could expect their favour ; and that without it the vein chilled, the nerve relaxed, and the poet was left at next door to the bellman. " In the coldness of the world," said he, " in the absence of ready friends and adherents, to light thee upstairs to the richly tapestried chamber of the muses, thy spirits will abandon thee, thy heart will sicken and swell within thee : overladen, thou wilt make, O Ethelbert ! a slow and painful progress, and ere the door open, sink. Praise giveth weight unto the wanting, and happiness giveth elasticity unto the heavy. As the mightiest streams of the unexplored world, America, run languidly in the night,* and await the sun on high to contend with him in strength and grandeur, so doth genius halt and pause in the thraldom of out-spread darkness, and move on- ward with all his vigour then otily when creative light and jubilant warmth surround him." Ethelbert coughed faintly ; a tinge of red, the size of a rose-bud, coloured the middle of his cheek ; and yet he seemed not to be pained by the reproof. He look fondly and affec- tionately at his teacher, who thus proceeded : " My dear youth, do not carry the stone of Sisyphus on thy shoulder to pave the way to disappointment. If thou writest but indifferent poetry none will envy thee, and some will praise thee ; but nature, in her malignity, hath denied unto thee a capacity for the enjoyment of such praise. In this she hath been kinder to most others than to thee ; we know wherein she hath been kinder to thee than to most others. If thou writest good poetry many will call it flat, many will call it obscure, many will call it inharmonious ; and some of these will speak as they think ; for, as in giving a feast to great numbers, it is easier to possess the wine than to procure the cups, so happens it in poetry ; thou hast the beverage of thy own growth, but canst not find the recipients. What is simple and elegant to thee and me, to many an honest man is * Humboldt notices this. Citation and Examination, etc. 97 flat and sterile ; what to us is an innocently sJy allusion, to as worthy a one as either of us in dull obscurity ; and that more- over which swims upon our brain, and which throbs against our temples, and which we delight in sounding to ourselves when the voice has done with it, touches their ear, and awakens no harmony in any cell of it. Rivals will run up to thee and call thee a plagiary, and, rather than that proof should be wanting, similar words to some of thine will be thrown in thy teeth out of Leviticus and Deuteronomy. "Do you desire calm studies ? Do you desire high thoughts ? Penetrate into theology. What is nobler than to dissect and discern the opinions of the gravest men upon the subtilest matters ? And what glorious victories are those over Infidelity and Scepticism ! How much loftier, how much more lasting in their effects, than such as ye are invited unto by what this ingenious youth hath contemptuously and truly called ' The swaggering drum, and trumpet hoarse with rage.' And what a delightful and edifying sight it is, to see hundreds of the most able doctors, all stripped for the combat, each closing with his antagonist, and tugging and tearing, tooth and nail, to lay down and establish truths which have been floating in the air for ages, and which the lower order of mortals are forbidden to see, and commanded to embrace. And then the shouts of victory ! And then the crowns of amaranth held over their heads by the applauding angels ! Besides, these combats have other great and distinct advantages. Whereas, in the carnal, the longer ye contend the more blows do ye receive ; in these against Satan, the more fiercely and pertinaciously ye drive at him, the slacker do ye find him ; every good hit makes him redden and rave with anger, but diminishes its effect. " My dear fiiends, who would not enter a service in which he may give blows to his mortal enemy, and receive none ; and in which not only the eternal gain is incalculable, but also the temporal, at four-and-twenty, may be far above the emolument of generals, who, before the priest was born, had bled profusely for their country, established her security, brightened her glory, and augmented her dominions ? " G 9S Longer Prose Works. . . At this pause did Sir Thomas turn unto Sir Silas, and asked, — " What sayest thou, Silas ? " Whereupon did Sir Silas make answer, " 1 say it is so, and was so, and should be so, and shall be so. If the queen's brother had not sopped the priests and bishops out of the Catholic cup, they could have held the Catholic cup in their own hands, instead of yielding it into his. They earned their money ; if they sold their consciences for it, the business is theirs, not ours. I call this facing the devil with a vengeance. We have their coats ; no matter who made 'em ; we have 'em, I say, and we will wear 'em ; and not a button, tag, or tassel, shall any man tear away." Sir Thomas then turned to Willy, and requested him to proceed with the doctor's discourse, who thereupon con- tinued : " ' Within your own recollections, how many good, quiet, inoffensive men, unendowed with any extraordinary abilities, have been enabled, by means of divinity, to enjoy a long life in tranquillity and affluence ? ' " Whereupon did one of the young gentlemen smile, and, on small encouragement from Doctor Qlaston to enounce the cause thereof, he repeated these verses, which he gave after- ward unto me. " ' In the names on our books Was standing Tom Flooke's, Who took in due time his degrees; Which when he had taken, Like Ascham or Bacon, By night he could snore and by day he could sneeze. " ' Calm, pithy, pragmatical,* Tom Flooke he could at a call Rise up like a hound from his sleep ; And if many a quarto He gave not his heart to, If pellucid in lore, in his cups he was deep. " ' He never did harm, And his heart might be warm, For his doublet most certainly was so ; * Pragmatical here means only precise. Citation and Examination, etc. 99 And now has Tom Flooke A quieter nook Than ever had Spenser or Tasso. " ' He lives in his house, As still as a mouse, Until he has eaten his dinner; But then doth his nose Outroar all the woes That encompass the death of a sinner. " ' And there oft has been seen No less than a dean To tarry a week in the parish, In October and March, When deans are less starch, And days are less gleamy and garish. " ' That Sunday Tom's eyes Lx)ok'd always more wise, He repeated more often his text ; Two leaves stuck together (The fault of the weather) And . . . the rest ye shall hear in my next. " ' At mess he lost quite His small appetite, By losing his friend the good dean; The cook's sight must fail her ! The eggs sure are staler 1 The beef, too ! Why, what can it mean ? " 'He turned off the butcher. To the cook could he clutch her, What his choler had done there's no saying — 'Tis verily said He smote low the cock's head. And took other pullets for laying.' " On this being concluded, Doctor Glaston said he shrewdly suspected an indigestion on the part of Mr Thomas Flooke, caused by sitting up late and studying hard with Mr Dean ; and he protested that theology itself should not cany us into the rawness of the morning air, particularly in such critical months as March and October, in one of which the sap rises, in the other sinks, and there are many stars jvery sinister." TOO Longer Prose Works. . . Sir Thomas shook his head, and declared he would not be uncharitable to rector, or dean, or doctor, but that certain surmises swam uppermost. He then winked at Master Silas, who said, incontinently, " You have it. Sir Thomas ! The blind buzzards ! with their stars and saps ! " " Well, but Silas ! you yourself have told us over and over again, in church, that there are arcanaJ" " So there are ; I uphold it," replied Master Silas ; " but a fig for the greater part, and a fig-leaf for the rest. As for these signs, they are as plain as any page in the Revelations." Sir Thomas, after short pondering, said, scoffing'ly, " In regard to the rawness of the air having any effect whatsoever on those who discourse orthodoxically on theo- logy, it is quite as absurd as to imagine that a man ever caught cold in a Protestant church. I am rather of opinion that it was a judgment on the rector for his evil-mindedness toward the cook, the Lord foreknowing that he was about to be wilful and vengeful in that quarter. It was, however, more advisedly that he took other pullets, on his own view of the case, although it might be that the same pullets would suit him again as well as ever, when his appetite should return ; for it doth not appear that they were loath to lay, but laid somewhat unsatisfactorily. " Now, youth," continued his worship, " if in our clemency we should spare thy life, study this higher elegiacal strain which thou hast carried with thee from Oxford ; it containeth, over and above an unusual store of biography, much sound moral doctrine, for those who are heedful in the weighing of it. And what can be more aflTecting than, ' At mess he lost quite His small appetite, By losing his friend the good dean '? And what an insight into character ! Store it up ; store it up! Small appetite, particular; good dean, generick." Hereupon did Master Silas jerk me with his indicative joint, the elbow to wit, and did say in my ear, " He means deanery. Give me one of those bones so full Citation and Examination, etc. loi of marrow, and let my lord bishop have all the meat over it, and welcome. If a dean is not on his stilts, he is not on his stumps ; he stands on his own ground ; he is a noli-metangere- iarian." " What art thou saying of those sectaries, good Master Silas ? " quoth Sir Thomas, not hearing him distinctly. " I was talking of the dean," replied Master Silas. " He was the very dean who wrote and sang that song called the Tiuo Jacks" " Hast it ? " asked he. Master Silas shook his head, and, trybg in vain to recollect it, said at last, " After dinner it sometimes pops out of a filbert-shell in a crack ; and I have known it float on the first glass of Here- fordshire cider ; it also hath some affinity with very stiff and old bottled beer ; but in a morning it seemeth unto me like a remnant of over-night." " Our memory waneth. Master Silas ! " quoth Sir Thomas, looking seriously. " If thou couldst repeat it, without the grimace of singing, it were not ill." Master Silas struck the table with his fist, and repeated the first stave angrily ; but in the second he forgot the admonition of Sir Thomas, and did sing outright, "Jack Calvin and Jack Cade, Two gentles of one trade, Two tinkers, Very gladly would pull down Mother Church and Father Crown, And would starve or w^ouid drown Right thinkers. " Honest man ! honest man ! Fill the can. fill the can, They are coming! they are coming! they are coming ! If any drop be left, It might tempt "em to a theft . . . Zooks ! it was only the ale that was humming," " In the first stave, gramercy ! there is an awful verity," quoth Sir Thomas ; " but I wonder that a dean should let his skewer slip out, and his fat catch fire so wofully, in the second. Light stuff, Silas, fit only for ale-houses." I02 Longer Prose Works. Master Silas was nettled in the nose, and answered, " Let me see the man in Warwickshire, and in all the counties round, who can run at such a rate with so light a feather in the palm of his hand. I am no poet, thank God ! but I know what folks can do, and what folks cannot do." " Well, Silas," replied Sir Thomas, " after thy thanks- giving for being no poet, let us have the rest of the piece." " The rest ! " quoth Master Silas. " When the ale hath done with its humming, it is time, methinks, to dismiss it. Sir, there never was any more ; you might as well ask for more after Amen or the see of Canterbury." Sir Thomas was dissatisfied, and turned off the discourse ; and peradventure he grew more inclined to be gracious unto Willy from the slight rub his chaplain had given him, were it only for the contrariety. When he had collected his thoughts he was determined to assert his supremacy on the score of poetry. " Deans, I perceive, like other quality," said he, " cannot run on long together. My friend, Sir Everard Starkeye, could never overleap four bars. I remember but one com- position of his, on a young lady who mocked at his incon- sistency, in calling her sometimes his Grace and at other times his Muse. ' My Grace shall Fanny Carew be, While here she deigns to stay ; And (ah. how sad the change for me !) My Muse when far away I ' And when we laughed at him for turning his back upon her after the fourth verse, all he could say for himself was, that he would rather a game at all fours with Fanny, than ombre and p'lcquet with the finest furbelows in Christendom. Men of condition do usually want a belt in the course." Whereunto said Master Silas, " Men out of condition are quite as liable to lack it, methinks." " Silas ! Silas ! " replied the knight, impatiently, " piithee keep to thy divinity, thy strong hold upon Zion ; thence none that faces thee can draw thee without being bitten to the bone. Leave poetry to me." Citation and Examination, etc. 103 " With all my heart," quoth Master Silas, " I will never ask. a belt from her, until I see she can afford to give a shirt. She has promised a belt, indeed, — not one, however, that doth much improve the wind, — to this lad here, and will keep her word ; but she was forced to borrow the pattern from a Car- thusian friar, and somehow it slips above the shoulder." " I am by no means sure of that," quoth Sir Thomas. " He shall have fair play. He carrieth in his mind many valuable things, whereof it hath pleased Providence to ordain him the depository. He hath laid before us certain sprigs of poetry from Oxford, trim as pennyroyal, and larger leaves of household divinity, the most mildly-savoured ; pleasant in health and wholesome in sickness." " I relish not such mutton-broth divinity," said Master Silas. " It makes me sick in order to settle my stomach." " We may improve it," said the knight, " but first let us hear more." Then did William Shakspeare resume Dr Glaston's dis- course. " ' Ethelbert ! I think thou walkest but little ; otherwise I should take thee with me, some fine fresh morning, as far as unto the first hamlet on the Cherwell. There lies young Wellerby, who, the year before, was wont to pass many hours of the day poetising amid the ruins of Godstow nunnery. It is said that he bore a fondness toward a young maiden in that place, formerly a village, now containing but two old farm-houses. In my memory there were still extant several dormitories. Some love-sick girl had recollected an ancient name, and had engraven on a stone with a garden-nail, which lay in rust near it, POORE ROSAMUND. I entered these precincts, and beheld a youth of manly form and countenance, washing and wiping a stone with a handful of wet grass ; and on my going up to him, and asking what he had found, he shewed it to me. The next time I saw him was near the banks of the Cherwell. He had tried, it appears, to forget or overcome his foolish passion, and had applied his whole mind unto study. He was foiled by his I04 Longer Prose Works. competitor ; and now he sought consolation in poetry. Whether this opened the wounds that had closed in his youthful breast, and malignant Love, in his revenge, poisoned it ; or whether the disappointment he had experienced in finding others preferred to him, first in the paths of fortune, then in those of the muses ; he was thought to have died broken-hearted. " ' About half a mile from St John's College is the termina- tion of a natural terrace, with the Cherwell close under it, in some places bright with yellow and red flowers glancing and glowing through the stream, and suddenly in others dark with the shadows of many different trees, in broad, overbending thickets, and with rushes spear-high, and party-coloured flags. " ' After a walk in Midsummer, the emersion of our hands into the cool and closing grass is surely not the least among our animal delights. I was just seated, and the first sensation of rest vibrated in me gently, as though it were music to the limbs, when I discovered by a hollow in the herbage that another was near. The long meadow-sweet and blooming burnet half concealed from me him whom the earth was about to hide totally and for ever. " ' Master Batchelor,' said I, ' it is ill-sleeping by the water- side.' " ' No answer was returned. I arose, went to the place, and recognised poor Wellerby. His brow was moist, his cheek was warm. A few moments earlier, and that dismal lake whereunto and wherefrom the waters of life, the buoyant blood, ran no longer, might have received one vivifying ray reflected from my poor casement. I might not indeed have comforted ; I have often failed ; but there is one who never has ; and the strengthener of the bruised reed should have been with us. " ' Remembering that his mother did abide one mile further on, I walked forward to the mansion, and asked her what tidings she lately had received of her son. She replied that, having given up his mind to light studies, the fellows of the college would not elect him. The master had warned him beforehand to abandon his selfish poetry, take up manfully the quarterstaff of logic, and wield it for St John's, come who Citation and Examination, etc. 105 would into the ring. " We want our man, " said he to me, " and your son hath f^iiled us in the hour of need. Madam, he hath been foully beaten in the schools by one he might have swallowed, with due exercise." " ' " I rated him, told him I was poor, and he knew it. He was stung, and threw himself upon my neck, and wept. Twelve days have passed since, and only three rainy ones. I hear he has been seen upon the knoll yonder; but hither he hath not come. I tnast he knows at last the value of time, and I shall be heartily glad to see him after this accession of knowledge. Twelve days, it is true, are rather a chink than a gap in time ; yet, O gentle sir, they are that chink which makes the vase quite valueless. There are light words which may never be shaken otf the mind they fall on. My child, who was hurt by me, will not let me see the marks." " ' " Lady," said I, " none are left upon him. Be com- forted ! thou shalt see him this hour. All that thy God hath not taken is yet thine." She looked at me earnestly, and would have then asked something, but her voice failed her. There was no agony, no motion, save in the lips and cheeks. Being the widow of one who fought under Hawkins, she remembered his courage and sustained the shock, saying calmly, " God's will be done ! I pray that he find me as worthy as he findeth me willing to join them." " ' Now, in her unearthly thoughts she had led her only son to the bosom of her husband ; and in her spirit (which often is permitted to pass the gates of death with holy love) she left them both with their Creator. *' ' The curate of the village sent those who should bring home the body ; and some days afterward he came unto me, beseeching me to write the epitaph. Being no friend to stone- cutters' charges, I entered not into biography, but wrote these few words : JOANNES WELLERBY, LITERARUM QU^SIVIT GLORIAM, VIDET DEI.' " ro6 Longer Prose Works. "Poor tack ! poor tack ! " sourly quoth Master Silas. " If your wise doctor could say nothing more about the fool, who died like a rotten sheep among the darnels, his Latin might have held out for the father, and might have told people he was as cool as a cucumber at home, and as hot as pepper in battle. Could he not find room enough on the whinstone, to tell the folks of the village how he played the devil among the dons, burning their fingers when they would put thumbscrews upon us, punching them in the weasand as a blacksmith punches a horse-shoe, and throwing them overboard like bilge- water ? " Has Oxford lost all her Latin ? Here is no cap'itani Jilius ; no more mention of family than a Welshman would have allowed him ; no hic jacet ; and, worse than all, the devil a tittle of spe redemptlon'ts, or anno Domini" " Willy ! " quoth Sir Thomas, " I shrewdly do suspect there was more, and that thou hast forgotten it." " Sir ! " answered Willy, " I wrote not down the words, fearing to mis-spell them, and begged them of the doctor, when I took my leave of him on the morrow ; and verily he wrote down all he had repeated. I keep them always in the tin-box in my waistcoat-pocket, among the eel-hooks, on a scrap of paper a finger's length and breadth, folded in the middle to fit. And when the eels are running, I often take it out and read it before I am aware. I could as soon forget my own epitaph as this." " Simpleton ! " said Sir Thomas, with his gentle, compas- sionate smile ; " but thou hast cleared thyself." Sir Silas. I think the doctor gave one idle chap as much solid pudding as he could digest, with a slice to spare for another. Shakspeare. And yet after this pudding the doctor gave him a spoonful of custard, flavoured with a little bitter, which was mostly left at the bottom for the other idle chap. . . Sir Thomas not only did endure this very goodnaturedly, but deigned even to take in good part the smile upon my coun- tenance, as though he were a smile collector, and as though his estate were so humble that he could hold his laced bonnet (in all his bravery) for bear and fiddle. Citation and Examination, etc. 107 He then said unto Willy, " Place likewise this custard before us." " There is but little of it ; the platter is shallow," replied he ; " 'twas suited to Master Ethelbert's appetite. The con- tents were these : " ' The things whereon thy whole soul brooded in its inner- most recesses, and with all its warmth and energy, will pass un- prized and unregarded, not only throughout thy lifetime but long after. For the higher beauties of poetry are beyond the capa- city, beyond the vision of almost all. Once perhaps in half a century a single star is discovered, then named and registered, then mentioned by five studious men to five more ; at last some twenty say, or repeat in writing, what they have heard about it. Other stars await other discoveries. Few and solitary and wide asunder are those who calculate their relative dis- tances, their mysterious influences, their glorious magnitude, and their stupendous height. 'Tis so, believe me, and ever was so, with the truest and best poetry. Homer, they say, was blind ; he might have been ere he died, — that he sat among the blind, we are sure. " ' Happy they who, like this young lad from Stratford, write poetry on the saddle-bow when their geldings are jaded, and keep the desk for better pui-poses.' " The young gentlemen, like the elderly, all turned their faces toward me, to my confusion, so much did I remark of sneer and scoff at my cost. Master Ethelbert was the only one who spared me. He smiled and said, " ' Be patient ! From the higher heavens of poetry, it is long before the radiance of the brightest star can reach the world below. We hear that one man finds out one beauty, another man finds out another, placing his observatory and in- struments on the poet's grave. The worms must have eaten us before it is rightly knov/n what we are. It is only when we are skeletons that we are boxed and ticketed, and prized and shewn. Be it so ! I shall not be tired of waiting.' " " Reasonable youth ? " said Sir Thomas ; " yet both he and Glaston walk rather astraddle, methinks. They might have stepped up to thee more straightforwardly, and told thee the trade ill suiteth thee, having little fire, little fantasy, and little lo8 Longer Prose Works. learning. Furthermore, that one poet, as one bull, sufficeth for two parishes, and that where they are stuck too close to- gether they are apt to fire, like haystacks. I have known it myself; I have had my malignants and scoffers." Shakspeare. I never could have thought it ! Sir Thomas. There again ! Another proof of thy inex- perience. Shakspeare. Mat Atterend ! Mat Atterend ! where wert thou sleeping ? Sir Thomas. I shall now from my own stores impart unto thee what will avail to tame thee, shewing the utter hopeless- ness of standing on that golden weathercock which supporteth but one at a time. The passion for poetry wherewith Monsieur Dubois would have inspired me, as he was bound to do, being paid before- hand, had cold water thrown upon it by that unlucky one. Sir Everard. He ridiculed the idea of male and female rhymes, and the necessity of trying them as rigidly by the eye as by the ear ; saying to Monsieur Dubois that the palate, in which the French excel all mortals, ought also to be consulted in their acceptance or rejection. Monsieur Dubois told us that if we did not wish to be taught French verse, he would teach us English. Sir Everard preferred the Greek ; but Monsieur Dubois would not engage to teach the mysteries of that poetry in fewer than thirty lessons, having (since his misfortunes) forgotten the letters and some other necessaries. The first poem T ever wrote was in the character of a shepherd, to Mistress Anne Nanfan, daughter of Squire Fulke Nanfan, of Worcestershire, at that time on a visit to the worshipful family of Compton at Long Compton. We were young creatures, — I but twenty-four and seven months (for it was written on the 14th of May), and she well-nigh upon a twelvemonth younger. My own verses, the first, are neither here nor there ; indeed, they were imbedded in solid prose, like lampreys and ram's-horns ^^ in our limestone, [15 In isted. there was a note here running thus: " It is doubtful whether Doctor Buckland will agree with Sir Thomas that these petrifactions are ram's-liorns and lampreys."] Citation and Examination, etc. 109 and would be hard to get out whole. What they are may be seen by her answer, all in verse : Faithful shepherd ! dearest Tommy I I have received the letter from ye, And mightily delight therein. But mother, she says, " Nanny ! Nanny ! Hoiv, being staid and prudent, can ye Think of a man and not of sin / ' Sir shepherd ! I held down my head, And " Mother ! fe,for shame > " I said ; All I could say would not content her ; Mother she would for ever harp on't, " A man's no better than a sarpent, And not a crumb more innocenter . ' I know not how it happeneth ; but a poet doth open before a poet, albeit of baser sort. It is not that I hold my poetry to be better than some other in time past, it is because I would shew thee that I was virtuous and wooed virtuously, that I repeat it. Furthermore, I wished to leave a deep im- pression on the mother's mind that she was exceedingly wrong in doubting my innocence. Shakspeare. Gracious Heaven ! and was this too doubted ? Sir Thomas. Maybe not ; but the whole race of men, the whole male sex, wanted and found in me a protector. I shewed her what I was ready to do. Shakspeare. Perhaps, sir, it was for that very thing that she put the daughter back and herself forward. Sir Thomas. I say not so ; but thou mayest know as much as befitteth, by what follows : Worshipful lady ! honoured madam ! I at this present truly glad am To have so fair an opportunity Of saying I would be the man To bind in wedlock Mistress Anne, Living with her in holy unity. And for a jointure I will gi'e her A good two hundred pounds a year Accruing from my landed rents. Whereof see t'other paper, telling Lands, copses, and grown woods for felling. Capons, and cottage tenements. T lo Longer Prose Works. And who must come at sound of horn, And who pays but a barley-corn, And who is bound to keep a whelp, And what is brought me for the pound. And copyholders, which are sound, And which do need the leech's help. And you may see in these two pages Exact their illnesses and ages, Enough (God willing) to content ye; Who looks full red, who looks fuU yellow. Who plies the mullen, who the mallow, Who fails at fifty, who at twenty. Jim Yates must go ; he's one day very hot. And one day ice ; I take a heriot ; And poorly, poorly's Jacob Burgess. The doctor tells me he has pour'd Into his stomach half his hoard Of anthelminticals and purges. Judith, the wife of Ebenezer Fillpots, won't have him long to tease her ; Fillpots blows hot and cold like Jim, And, sleepless lest the boys should plunder His orchard, he must soon knock under ; Death has been looking out for him. He blusters ; but his good yard land Under the church, his ale-house, and His Bible, which he cut in spite. Must all fall in ; he stamps and swears And sets his neighbours by the ears — Fillpots, thy saddle sits not tight ! Thy epitaph is ready : " Here Lies one ivkom all his friends did fear More than they ever feared the Lord ; In peace he zuas at times a Christian ; In strife, ivhat stubborner Philistian ! Sing, sing his psalm ivith one accord." ^^ [16 In ist ed. there was an additional verse between this and the next. It ran thus : " And he who lent my lord his wife Has but a very ticklish life ; Although she won him many a hundred, Twon't do ; none comes with briefs and wills. And all her gainings are gilt pills From the sick madman that she plundered."] Citation and Examination, etc. 1 1 1 And the brave lad who sent the bluff Olive-faced Frenchman (sure enough) Screaming and scouring like a plover, Must follow ; him I mean who dash'd Into the water and then thrash'd The cullion past the town of Dover. But first there goes the blear old dame Who nurs'd me ; you have heard her name, No doubt, at Compton, Sarah Salways ; There are twelve groats at once, beside The frying-pan in which she fried Her pancakes. Madam, I am always, etc.. Sir Thomas Lucr, Knight. I did believe that such a clear and conscientious exposure of my affairs would have brought me a like return. My letter was sent back to me with small courtesy. It may be there was no paper in the house, or none equalling mine in whiteness. No notice was taken of the rent-roll ; but between the second and third stanzas these four lines were written, in a very fine hand : Most honour'd knight. Sir Thomas ! two For merry Nan will never do ; Now under favour let me say't, She will bring more herself than that. I have reason to believe that the worthy lady did neither write nor countenance the same, perhaps did not ever know o them. She always had at her elbow one who jogged it when he listed, and although he could not overrule the daughter, he took especial care that none other should remove her from his tutelage, even when she had fairly grown up to woman's estate. Now, after all this condescension and confidence, promise me, good lad, promise that thou wilt not edge and elbow me. Never let it be said, when people say. Sir Thomas luas a poet tuhen he iv'iUed it. So is Bill Shakspeare ! It beseemeth not that our names do go together cheek by jowl in this familiar fashion, like an old beagle and a whelp, in couples, where if the one would, the'other would not. 1 1 2 liOnger Prose Works, Sir Silas. Sir, while these thoughts are passing in your mind, remember there is another pair of couples out of which it would be as well to keep the cur's neck. Sir Thomas. Young man ! dost thou understand Master Silas ? Shakspeare. But too well. Not those couples in which it might be apprehended that your worship and my unworthiness should appear too close together ; but those sorrowfuller which peradventure might unite Master Silas and me in our road to Warwick and upward. But I resign all right and title unto these as willingly as I did unto the other, and am as ready to let him go alone. Sir Silas. If we keep wheeling and wheeling, like a flock of pigeons, and rising again when we are within a foot of the ground, we shall never fill the craw. Sir Thomas. Do thou then question him, Silas. Sir Silas. I am none of the quomm ; the business is none of mine. . . Then Sir Thomas took Master Silas again into the bay window, and said softly, " Silas, he hath no inkling of thy meaning. The business is a ticklish one. I like not over much to meddle and make therein." Master. Silas stood dissatisfied awhile, and then answered, " The girl's mother, sir, was housemaid and sempstress in your own family, time back, and you thereby have a right over her unto the third and fourth generation." " I may have, Silas," said his worship, " but it was no longer than four or five years agone that folks were fain to speak maliciously of me for only finding my horse in her hovel." Sir Silas looked red and shiny as a ripe strawberry on a Snitterfield tile, and answered somewhat peevishly, " The same folks, I misgive me, may find the rogue's there any night in the week." Whereupon replied Sir Thomas, mortifiedly, " I cannot think it, Silas ! I cannot think it." And after some hesitation and disquiet, " Nay, I am resolved I will not think it ; no man, friend or enemy, shall push it into me.' >> Citation and Examination, etc. 1 1 ^ o " Worshipful sir," answered Master Silas, " I am as reso- lute as any one in what I would think and what I would not think, and never was known to fight dunghill in either cockpit. " Were he only out of the way, she migiit do her duty, but what doth she now ? " She points his young beard for him ; persuading him it grows thicker and thicker, blacker and blacker ; she washes his ruff, stiffens it, plaits it, tries it upon his neck, removes the hair from under it, pinches it with thumb and forefinger, pre- tending that he hath moiled it, puts her hand all the way round it, setting it to rights, as she calleth it — " Ah, Sir Thomas ! a louder whistle than that will never call her back again when she is off with him." Sir Thomas was angered, and cried tartly, " Who whistled ? I would know." Master Silas said submissively, — " Your honour, as wrongfully I fancied." " Wrongfully, indeed, and to my no small disparagement and discomfort," said the knight, verily believing that he had not whistled ; for deep and dubious were his cogitations. " I protest," went he on to say, " I protest it was the wind of the casement ; and if I live another year I will put a better in the place of it. Whistle indeed ! for what ? I care no more about her than about an unfledged cygnet, — a child,* a chicken, a mere kitten, a crab-blossom in the hedge." The dignity of his worship was wounded by Master Silas unaware, and his wrath again turned suddenly upon poor William. " Hark-ye, knave ! hark-ye again, ill-looking stripling, lanky from vicious courses ! 1 will reclaim thee from them ; I would do what thy own father would, and cannot. Thou shalt follow his business." " I cannot do better, may it please your worship ! " said the lad. " It shall lead thee unto wealth and respectability," said the * She was then twenty-eight years of age. Sir Thomas must have spoken of her from earlier recollections. Shakspeare was in his twentieth year. H 114 Longer Prose Works. knight, somewhat appeased by his ready compliancy and low, gentle voice. " Yea, but not here ; no witches, no wantons (this word fell gravely and at full-length upon the ear), no spells hereabout. " Gloucestershire is within a measured mile of thy dwell- ing. There is one at Bristol, formerly a parish-boy, or little better, who now writeth himself gentleman in large, round letters, and hath been elected, I hear, to serve as burgess in parliament for his native city ; just as though he had eaten a capon or turkey-poult in his youth, and had actually been at grammar school and college. When he began, he had not credit for a goat-skin ; and now, behold ye ! this very coat upon my back did cost me eight shillings the dearer for him, he bought up wool so largely." Shakspeare. May it please your worship ! if my father so ordereth, I go cheerfully. Sir Thomas. Thou art grown discreet and dutiful : I am fain to command thy release, taking thy promise on oath, and some reasonable security, that thou wilt abstain and withhold in future from that idle and silly slut, that sly and scoffing giggler, Hannah Hathaway, with whom, to the heartache of thy poor, worthy father, thou wantonly^keepest company. . . Then did Sir Thomas ask Master Silas Gough for the Book of Life, bidding him deliver it into the right hand of Billy, with an eye upon him that he touch it with both lips ; it being taught by the Jesuits, and caught too greedily out of their society and communion, that whoso toucheth it with one lip only, and thereafter sweareth falsely, cannot be called a perjurer, since peijury is breaking an oath. But breaking half an oath, as he doth who toucheth the Bible or crucifix with one lip only, is no more perjury than breaking an eggshell is breaking an egg, the shell being a part, and the egg being an integral. William did take the Holy Book with all due reverence the instant it was offered to his hand. His stature seemed to rise therefrom as from a pulpit, and Sir Thomas was quite edified. " Obedient and conducible youth ! " said he. " See there, Citation and Examination, etc. 1 1 5 Master Siias ! what hast thou now to say against him i Who sees farthest ? " j^" The man from the gallows is the most likely, bating his nightcap and blinker," said Master Silas, peevishly. " He hath not outwitted me yet." " He seized upon the Anchor of Faith like a martyr," said Sir Thomas, " and even now his face burns red as elder-wine before the gossips." Shakspeare. I await the further orders of your worship from the chair. Sir Thomas. I return and seat myself. . . And then did Sir Thomas say with great complacency and satisfaction in the ear of Master Silas, " What civility, and deference, and sedateness of mind, Silas 1 " But Master Silas answered not. Shakspeare. Must I swear, sir ? Sir Thomas. Yea, swear ; be of good courage. I protest to thee by my honour and knighthood, no ill shall come unto thee therefrom. Thou shalt not be circumvented in thy simple- ness and inexperience. . . Willy, having taken the Book of Life, did kiss it piously, and did press it unto his breast, saying, " Tenderest love is the growth of my heart, as the grass is of Alvescote mead. " May I lose my life or my friends, or my memory, or my reason ; may I be viler in my own eyes than those men are — " Here he was interrupted, most lovingly, by Sir Thomas, who said unto him, " Nay, nay, nay 1 poor youth ! do not tell me so ! they are not such very bad men, since thou appealest unto Cassar, — that is, unto the judgment-seat." Now his worship did mean the two witnesses, Joseph and Euseby ; and, sooth to say there be many worse. But William had them not in his eye ; his thoughts were else- where, as will be evident, for he went on thus : " — if ever I forget or desert thee, or ever cease to worship * and cherish thee, my Hannah ! " * It is to be feared that his taste for venison outlasted that for matrimony, spite of this vow. 1 1 6 Longer Prose Works. Sir Silas. The madman ! the audacious, desperate, out- rageous villain ! Look-ye, sir ! where he flung the Holy Gospel ! Behold it on the holly and box-boughs in the chimney-place, spreaden all abroad, like a lad about to be whipped ! Sir Thomas, Miscreant knave ! I will send after him forthwith ! Ho, there ! is the caitiff at hand, or running off ? . . Jonas Greenfield the butler did budge forwaVd after a while, and say, on being questioned, " Surely, that was he ! Was his nag tied to the iron gate at the lodge. Master Silas ? " Sir Silas. What should I know about the thief's nag, Jonas Greenfield ? " And didst thou let him go, Jonas, — even thou ? " said Sir Thomas. " What ! are none found faithful ? " " Lord love your worship," said Jonas Greenfield ; " a man of threescore and two may miss catching a kite upon wing. Fleetness doth not make folks the faithfuUer, or that youth yonder beats us all in faithfulness. " Look ! he darts on like a greyhound whelp after a leveret. He, sure enough, it was ! I now remember the sorrel mare his father bought of John Kinderley last Lammas, swift as he threaded the trees along the park. He must have reached Wellesbourne ere now at that gallop, and pretty nigh Walton- hill." Sir Thomas. Merciful Christ ! grant the country be rid of him for ever ! What dishonour upon his friends and native town ! A reputable wool-stapler's son turned gipsy and poet for life. Sir Silas. A Beelzebub ; he spake as bigly and fiercely as a soaken yeoman at an election feast, — this obedient and conducible youth ! Sir Thomas. It was so written. Hold thy peace, Silas ! Citation and Examination, etc. 1 1 7 POST-SCRIPTUM BY ME, EPHRAIM BARNETT. Twelve days are over and gone since William Shakspeare did leave our parts. And the spinster, Hannah Hathaway, is in sad doleful plight about him ; forasmuch as Master Silas Gough went yesterday unto her, in her mother's house at Shottery, and did desire both her and her mother to take heed and be admonished, that if ever she, Hannah, threw away one thought after the runagate William Shakspeare, he should swing. The girl could do nothing but weep ; while as the mother did give her solemn promise that her daughter should never more think about him all her natural life, reckoning from the moment of this her promise. And the maiden, now growing more reasonable, did promise the same. But Master Silas said, " / doubt you lu'tU, though.^^ " iVo," said the mother, " / answer for her she shall not think of him, even if she see his ghost. ^' Hannah screamed, and swooned, the better to forget him. And Master Silas went home easier and contenteder. For now all the worst of his hard duty was accomplished ; he having been, on the Wednesday of last week, at the speech of Master John Shakspeare, Will's father, to inquire whether the sorrel mare was his. To which question the said Master John Shakspeare did answer, " TeaJ" " Enough said ! " rejoined Master Silas. " Horse-stealing is capital. We shall bind thee over to appear against the culprit, as prosecutor, at the next assizes." May the Lord in his mercy give the lad a good deliverance, if so be it be no sin to wish it ! October i, a.d. 1582. LAUS DEO. E. B. PERICLES AND ASPASIA. TO HIS EXCELLENCY 1 THE EARL OF MULGRAVE, lord lieutenant of ireland. My Lord, When an author is desirous of prefixing an illustrious name to his title-page, it has usually been thought proper, of late, to solicit the permission. T, who never ask anything of any man, would least of all ask this ; and were it peradventure in my hands, should be apt to let it di-op out of them. Long before you were in possession of power (you will remember) I prog- nosticated it from the aspect of the times. I clearly saw the necessity of your becoming more than a man of rank, or even of genius. Your Excellency will correct the faults, and inas- much as sagacity, integrity, firmness, and moderation can do it, will compensate for the iniquities and atrocities of six cen- turies : you will unite Great Britain and Ireland ; which our princes and parliaments, until now, have never wisely planned nor honestly intended. With the high respect due to your Excellency from every friend of peace and justice in both countries, I am, &c. WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR. [1 Omitted in 2nd ed. For further information on the relations be- tween Landor and this nobleman, see Mr Colvin's Lamior, p. 207.] ADVERTISEMENT.2 He who opens these Letters for a History of the Times, will be disappointed. Did he find it in a Montague's or a Wal- pole's ? And yet perhaps he ran over them with pleasure. If he cannot do the same here, if he regrets that many are wanting of Pericles, let him take comfort in learning by heart the two first " Tears " of Thucydides, and in repeating, as he walks along, the sterling and strenuous orations they contain. It is easy to throw pieces of history into letters : many have done it ; but there is no species of composition so remote from veri-similitude. Who can imagine to himself a couple of correspondents sitting down for such a purpose, and never turning their eyes toward any other object ? Better stand on the fragments of antiquity, and look about us. It was difficult to avoid every expression and every thought attributed to Pericles by the ancients, and'particularly in com- posing the orations ; yet this has been done. The longer of them, which he might be conceived to have spoken on many occurrences, as general and statesman, have been omitted. Villa Fksolana, July 4, 1835. , [2 Omitted in 2nd ed.] Pericles and Aspasia. 123 PERICLES AND ASPASIA. I. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Cleone ! I write from Athens. I hasten to meet your re- proaches, and to stifle them in my embrace. It was wrong to have left Miletus at all : it was wrong to have parted from you without entrusting you with my secret. No, no, neither was wrong. I have withstood many tears, my sweet Cleone, but never yours ; you could always do what you would with me ; and I should have been wind-bound by yoif on the Meander, as surely and inexorably as the fleet at Aulis by Diana. Ionia is far more beautiful than Attica, Miletus than Athens ; for about Athens there is no verdure — no spacious and full and flowing river ; few gardens, many olive-trees, so many indeed that we seem to be in an eternal cloud of dust.^ However, when the sea-breezes blow, this tree itself looks beautiful ; it looks, in its pliable and undulating branches, irresolute as Ariadne * when she was urged to fly, and pale as Orithyia ^ when she was borne away. [3 " And the hills oversmoked behind by the faint grey olive-trees " — R. Bro-wning — Uf in a Villa — Doivn in the CityJ^ [* " For thus of old fair Ariadne freed Bold Theseus from the weight of his emprise For love of him ; and vf\\\i him on his ship The maiden fled, fearing her father's wrath." Apollonius Rhodius, iii. 997.] P " And Zetes and swift Calais thither came, They, whom the daughter of Erectheus bore To the rough wind god far in wintry Thrace. For as the maiden Oreithyia danced Beside Ilissus, eager Boreas came And snatched her from the fair Athenian land." Apollonius Rhodius, i. 210.] 124 Longer Prose Works. II. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Come out, Aspasia, from among those olives. You would never have said a word about any such things, at such a time, unless you had met with an adventure. When you want to hide somewhat, you always run into the thickets of poetiy. Pray leave Ariadne with Bacchus,^ she cannot be safer ; and Orithyia with Boreas, if you have any reverence for the mysteries of the gods. Now I have almost a mind to say, tell me nothing at all of what has happened to you since you left us. This would punish you as you deserve, for you know that you are dying to tell it. The venerable and good- natured old widow, Epimedea, will have trouble enough, I foresee, with her visitor from Asia. The Milesian kid will overleap her gardenwall, and browse and butt everywhere. I take it as a matter of certainty that you are with her, for I never heard you mention any other relative in Athens, and she was, I remember, the guest of your house. How she loved you, dear good woman ! She would have given your father, Axiochus, all her wealth for you. But when you were seven years old you were worth seven times over what you are now. I loved you then myself. Well, I am resolved to relieve you of your secret. Prodigal scatterer of precious hopes, and of smiles that seem to rise from the interest you feel, and not from the interest you excite, what victim have you crowned with flowers, and selected to fall at your altar ? III. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Spirit of divination ! how dared you find me out ? And how dared you accuse me of poetizing ? You who poetize [6 " With Theseus fled her courage and her voice, And thrice in vain she tried to fly ; and thrice Stood trembling like a reed within the marsh, Unstable as wind-shaken ears of corn, Till Bacchus spake and bade her fear no more. But welcome truer love than Theseus gave." Ovid, Ars Amandi, i. 551.J Pericles and Aspasia. 125 more extravagantly yourself. Mine, I do insist upon it, is no worse than we girls in general are apt to write ; " and no better," you will reply, " than we now and then are condemned to listen to, or disposed to read." Poetry is the weightless integument that our butterflies always shed in our path ere they wing their way towards us. It is precisely of the same form, colour, and substance, for the whole generation. Are all mine well ? and all yours ? I shall be very angry to hear that mine are. If they do not weep, and look wan, and sicken, why then I must, out of very spite. But may the Gods, in their wisdom, keep not only their hearts, but their persons too, just where they are ! I intend to be in love here at Athens. It is true, I do assure you, when I have time, and idleness, and courage for it. Ay, ay, now your eyes are running over all the rest of the letter. Well, what have you found ? where is the place ? t will keep you in suspense no longer. As soon as there was any light at all, we discovered, on the hill above the city, crowds of people and busy preparations. You are come to it. IV. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. I WAS determined to close my letter when your curiosity was at the highest, that you might flutter and fall from the clouds like Icarus. I wanted two things ; first, that you should bite your lip, an attitude in which you alone look pretty ; and secondly, that you should say half angiily, " This now is exactly like Aspasia." I will be remembered ; and I will make you look just as I would have you. How fortunate ! to have arrived at Athens, at dawn, on the twelfth of Elaphebolion.^ On this day begin the festivals of Bacchus, and the theatre is thrown open at sunrise. What a theatre ! what an elevation ! what a prospect of city and port, of land and water, of porticoes and temples, of men and heroes, of demi-gods and gods ! It was indeed my wish and intention, when I left Ionia, to be present at the first of the Dionysiacs : but how rarely are [7 Our March.] 126 Longer Prose Works. wishes and intentions so accomplished, even when winds and waters do not interfere ! I will now tell you all. No time was to be lost, so I hastened on shore in the dress of an Athenian boy, who came over with his mother from Lemnos. In the giddiness of youth, he forgot to tell me that, not being yet eighteen years old, he could not be admitted, and he left me on the steps. My heart sank within me, so many young men stared and whispered ; yet never was stranger treated with more civility. Crowded as the theatre was (for the tragedy had begun), every one made room for me. When they were seated, and I too, I looked toward the stage ; and behold there lay before me, but afar off, bound upon a rock, a more majestic form, and bearing a countenance more heroic, I should rather say more divine, than ever my imagination had conceived ! I know not how long it was before I discovered that as many eyes were directed toward me as toward the competitor of the gods. I was neither flattered by it nor abashed. Every wish, hope, sigh, sensation, was successively with the champion of the human race, with his antagonist Zeus, and his creator iEschylus. How often, O Cleone, have we throbbed with his injuries ! how often hath his vulture torn our breasts ! how often have we thrown our arms around each other's neck, and half-renounced the religion of our fathers ! Even your image, inseparable at other times, came not across me then : Pro- metheus stood between us. He had resisted in silence and disdain the cruellest tortures that Almightlness could inflict ; and now arose the Nymphs of Ocean, which heaved its vast waves before us ; and now they descended with open arms and sweet benign countenances, and spake with pity ; and the insurgent heart was mollified and quelled. I sobbed — I dropt. v. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Is this telling me all ? you faithless creature ! There is much to be told when Aspasia faints in the theatre : and Aspasia in disguise ! Pericles and Aspasia. 127 My sweet and dear Aspasia ! with all your beauty, of which you cannot but be conscious, how is it possible you could have hoped to be undetected ? Certainly there never was any woman, or even any man, so little vain as you are. Formerly you were rather so about your poetry : but now you really write it well, you have overcome this weakness ; nay, you doubt whether your best verses are tolerable. You have told me this several times, and you always say what you think, unless when any one might be hurt or displeased. I am glad the observation comes across me, for I must warn you upon it. Take care then, Aspasia ! do not leave off entirely all dis- simulation. It is as feminine a virtue, and as necessary to a woman, as religion. If you are without it, you will have a grace the less, and (what you could worse spare) a sigh the more. VI. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. I WAS not quite well when I wrote to you. When I am not quite well I must always write to you ; I am better after it. Where did I leave off? Ah, Cleone ! Cleone ! I have learnt your lesson ; I am dissembling ; it must not be with you. My tears are falling. I acted unworthily. And are these tears indeed for my fault against you ? I cannot tell ; if I could, I would candidly. Every thing that has happened, every thing that shall happen hereafter, I will lay upon your knees. Counsel me — direct me. Even were I as sensible as you are, I should not be able to discover my own faults. The clearest eyes do not see the cheeks below, nor the brow above them. To proceed then in my narrative. Every thing appeared to me an illusion but the tragedy. What was divine seemed human, and what was human seemed divine. An apparition of resplendent and unearthly beauty threw aside, with his slender arms, the youth, philosophers, magis- trates, and generals, that surrounded me, with a countenance as confident, a motion as rapid, and a command as unresisted as a god. " Stranger ! " said he, " I come from Pericles, to offer you my assistance." I 28 Longer Prose Works. * I looked in his face ; it was a child's. " We have attendants here who shall conduct you from the crowd," said he. " Venus and Cupid ! " cried one. " We are dogs," growled another. " Worse ! " rejoined a third, " we are slaves." " Happy man ! happy man ! if thou art theirs," whispered the next in his ear, and followed us close behind. I have since been informed that Pericles, who sate below us on the first seat, was the only man who did not rise. No matter ; why should he ? why did the rest ? But it was very kind in him to send his cousin ; I mean it was very kind for so proud a man. Epimedea wept over me when I entered her house, and burned incense before the Gods, and led me into my chamber. " I have a great deal to say to you, my dear Aspasia ; but you must go to sleep : your bath shall be ready at noon ; but be sure you sleep till then," said she. I did indeed sleep, and (will you believe it?) instantly and soundly. Never was bath more refreshing, never was reproof more gentle, than Epimedea's. I found her at my pillow when I awoke, and she led me to the marble conch. " Dear child ! " said she, when I had stept in, *' you do not know our customs. You should have come at once to my house ; you never should have worn men's clothes : indeed you should not have gone to the theatre at all ; but, being there, and moreover in men's habiliments, you should have taken care not to have fainted, as they say you did. My hus- band, Thessalus, would never hear of fainting ; he used to tell me it was a bad example. But he fainted at last, poor man ! and — I minded his admonition. Why ! what a lovely child you are grown, my little Aspasia ! Is the bath too hot ? Aspasia ! can it be ? why, you are no child at all 1 " I really do believe that this idle discourse of Epimedea, which will tire you perhaps, was the only one that would not have wearied out my spirits. It neither made me think nor answer. What a privilege ! what a blessing ! how seldom to be enjoyed in our conferences with the silly ! Ah ! do not Pericles and Aspasia. 129 let me wrong the kind ^ Epimedea ! Those are not silly who have found the way to our hearts ; and far other names do they deserve who open to us theirs. VII, ASPASIA TO CLEONE. The boy about whom I wrote to you in my letter of yester- day is called Alcibiades.* He lisps and blushes at it. His cousin, Pei-icles, you may have heard, enjoys the greatest power and reputation, both as an orator and a general, of any man in Athens. Early this morning the beautiful child came to visit me, and told me that when his cousin had finished his studies, which he usually had done about three hours after sunrise, he would desire him to come also. I replied, " By no means do it, my beautiful and brave protector! Surely, on considering the matter, you will think you are taking too great a liberty with a person so distin- guished." " I take no liberties with any other," he said. When I expressed in my countenance a little sui-prise at his impetuosity, he came forward and kissed my brow. Then, said he, more submissively, " Pardon my rudeness. I like very well to be told what to do by those who are fond of me ; but never to be told what not to do ; and the more fond they are of me the less I like it. Because when they tell me what to do, they give me an oppoitunity of pleasing them ; but when they tell me what not to do, it is a sign that I have displeased, or am likely to displease them. Beside — I believe there are some other reasons, but they have quite escaped me*" " It is time I should return," said he, " or I shall forget all about the hour of his studies (I mean Pericles), and mine too." [« First ed. : " kind-hearted."] * He had no right to be at the theatre ; but he might have taken the liberty, for there was nobody in Athens whom he feared, even in his childhood. Thucydides calls him a youth in the twelfth year of the Peloponnesian war. He was, on the mother's side, grandson of Megacles, whose grand-daughter Isodoce, married Cimon : her father Euryptolemus was cousin-german to Pericles. 130 Longer Prose Works. I would not let him go, however, but inquired who were his teachers, and repeated to him many things from Sappho, and Alcseus, and Pindar, and Simonides. He was amazed, and told me he preferred them to Fate and Necessity, Pytho and Pythonissa. I would now have kissed him in my turn, but he drew back, thinking (no doubt) that I was treating him like a child — that a kiss is never given but as the price of pardon, and that I had pardoned him before for his captiousness. VIII. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. AsPAsiA ! I foresee that henceforward you will admire the tragedy of Promotheus more than ever. But do not tell any one, excepting so fond a friend as Cleone, that you prefer the author to Homer. I agree with you that the conception of such a drama is in itself a stupendous effort of genius ; that the execution is equal to the conception ; that the character of Promotheus is more heroic than any in heroic poetry ; and that no production of the same extent is so magnificent and so exalted. But the Iliad is not a region, it is a continent ; and you might as well compare this prodigy to it as the cataract of the Nile to the Ocean. In the one we are overpowered by the compression and burst of the element ; in the other we are carried over an immensity of space, bounding the earth, not bounded by her, and having nothing above but the heavens. Let us enjoy, whenever we have an opportunity, the delight of admiration, and perform the duties of reverence. May others hate what is admirable ! We will hate likewise, O my Aspasia ! when we can do no better. I am unable to fore- tell the time when this shall happen : it lies, I think, beyond the calculations of Meton. I am happy to understand that the Athenians have such a philosopher among them. Hitherto we have been inclined to suppose that philosophy at Athens is partly an intricate tissue of subtile questions and illusory theories, knotted with syllo- gisms ; and partly an indigested mass of unexamined assertions Pericles and Aspasia. i 3 1 and conflicting dogmas. The lonians are more silent, con- templative, and recluse. Knowing that Nature will not de- liver her oracles in the crowd, nor by sound of trumpet, they open their breasts to her in solitude, with the simplicity of children, and look earnestly in her face for a reply. Meton, and Democritus,^ and Anaxagoras, may perhaps lay their hands upon the leapings of your tettinxes,^° and moderate their chiqaing, but I apprehend that the genius of the people will always repose upon the wind-skins of the sophists. Comedy might be their corrector ; but Comedy seems to think she has two offices to perform ; from one side of the stage to explode absurdity, and from the other to introduce indecency. She might, under wise regulations (and these she should impose upon herself), render more service to a state than Philosophy could in whatsoever other character. And I wonder that Aristophanes, strong in the poetical faculty, and unrivalled in critical acuteness, should not perceive that a dominion is within his reach which is within the reach of no moital beside ; a dominion whereby he may reform the manners, dictate the pursuits, and regulate the affections of his countrymen. Perhaps he never could have done it so effect- ually, had he been better and begun otherwise ; but having, however unworthy might have been the means and methods, seized upon their humours, they now are as pliable to him as waxen images to Thessalian witches.^^ He keeps them [^ Diogenes Laertius says of him, " He was deeply versed in physics and ethics ; moreover, he was well skilled in mathematics and all fitting knowledge, and had a full acquaintance with the various arts. He it was who used to say, ' Speech is the shadow of action.' "] |-io "The Athenians were the first who laid aside arms and adopted an easier and more luxurious way of life. Quite recently, the old- fashioned refinement of dress still lingered among the elder men of their richer class, who wore under-garments of linen, and bound back their hair in a knot with golden clasps in the form of grasshoppers (tettinx)." — ThucTjdides , i. 6. Jo'wett's iranslation.'\ pi « por this Thessalian land has evil herbs Springing from every crag and stones that heed The witches when they chant their fatal charms." — Lucan, Pharsal'ia^ 132 Longer Prose Works. before the fire he has kindled, and he has only to sing the right song. Beware, my dear Aspasia, never to offend him ; for he^^ holds more terrors at his command than iEschylus. The tragic poet rolls the thunder that frightens, the comic wields the lightning that kills. Aristophanes has the power of toss- ing you among the populace of a thousand cities for a thousand years. A great poet is more powerful than Sesostris,^^ and a wicked one more formidable than Phalaris.^* IX. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Epimedea has been with me in my chamber. She asked me whether the women of Ionia had left off wearing ear-rings. I answered that I believed they always had worn them, and that they were introduced by the Persians, who received ^^ them from nations more remote. " And do you think yourself too young," said she, " for such an ornament?" producing at the same instant a massy pair, inlaid with the largest emeralds. " Alas ! alas ! " said she, " your mother neglected you strangely.' There is no hole in the ear, right or left ! We can mend that, however ; I know a woman who will bring us the prettiest little pan of charcoal, with the prettiest little steel rod in it ; and, before you can cry out, one ear lets light through. These are yours," said she, " and so shall every thing be when I am gone ^^ — house, garden, quails, leveret." " Generous Epimedea ! " said I, " do not say things that pain me. I will accept a part of the present ; I will wear these beautiful emeralds on one arm. Thinking of nailing [12 First ed. : " He."] [!•* The great Ramses, King of Egypt. Herodotus tells how he conquered all Arabia, Asia Minor, Thrace, and Scythia.] p4 a But him who burned men with fire within a brazen bull Phaiaris, that had no pity, men tell of everywhere with hate." — Pindar, Pyth., i. 185. Mr E. Myers" Translation.'] [15 First ed. : " had received."] £16 (I When I am gone," not in ist ed.] Pericles and Aspasia. 1 1 1 them in my ears, you resolve to make me steady, but I am unwilling they should become dependencies of Attica." "All our young women wear them ; the Goddesses too." " The Goddesses are in the right," said I ; " their ears are marble, but I do not believe any one of them would tell us that women were made to be the settings of pearls and emeralds." I had taken one, and was about to kiss her, when she said, " Do not leave me an odd ear-ring : put the other in the hair." " Epimedea," said I, " I have made a vow never to wear on the head any thing but one single flower, a^" single wheat- ear, green or yellow and ivy, or vine-leaves : the number of these are not mentioned in the vow." «' Rash child ! " said Epimedea, shaking her head ; " I never made but two vows ; one was when I took a husband." " And the other ? Epimedea ! " " No matter," said she ; " it might be, for what I know, never to do the like again." X. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Pericles has visited me. After many grave and gentle in- quiries, often suspended, all relating to my health ; and after praises of Miletus and pity for my friends left behind, he told me that, when he was quite assured of my recovery ^^ from the fatigues of the voyage, he hoped I would allow him to collect from me, at my leisure hours, the information he wanted on the literature of Ionia. Simple-hearted man ! in praising the authors of our country, he showed me that he knew them perfectly, from first to last. And now indeed his energy was displayed : I thought he had none at all. With how sonorous and modulated a voice did he repeat the more poetical pas- sages of our elder historians ! and how his whole soul did lean upon Herodotus ! Happily for me, he observed not my enthusiasm. And now he brought me into the presence of {}' First ed. : " one."] p First ed. : -'perfect recovery."'] 1 34 Longer Prose Works. Homer. " We claim him," said he ; " but he is yours. Observe with wliat pr.rtiality he always dwells on Asia ! How infinitely more civilized are Glaucus and Sarpedon than any of the Grecians he was called upon to celebrate ! Priam, Paris, Hector, what polished men ! Civilisation has never made a step in advance, and never will, on those countries ; she had gone so far in the days of Homer. He keeps Helen pretty rigorously out of sight, but he opens his heart to the virtues of Andromache. What a barbarian is the son of a goddess ! ^^ Pallas must seize him by the hair to avert the murder of his leader ; but at the eloquence of the Phrygian king the storm of the intractable homicide bursts in tears." " And iEschylus," said I, but could not continue : blushes rose into my cheek, and pained me at the recollection of my weakness. " He has left us," said Pericles, who pretended not to have perceived it ; 20 « j ^m grieved that my prayers were inadequate to detain him. But what prayers or what expostulations can influence the lofty mind, labouring and heaving under injustice and indignity ? ^Eschylus knew he meiited, by his genius ^i and his services, the gratitude and admiration of the Athenians. He saw others preferred before him, and hoisted sail. At the rumour of his departure, such was the consternation, as if the shield of Pallas in the Parthenon had dropt from her [}^ So said he, and grief came upon Peleus'son, and hisheart within his shaggy breast 'was divided in counsel, whether to draw his keen blade from his thigh and so slay Atreides, or to assuage his anger and curb his soul. MHiile yet he doubted thereof in heart and soul, and was drawing his great sword from its sheath, Athene came to him from heaven, sent forth of the white-armed goddess Hera, whose heart loved both alike and had care for them. She stood behind Peleus' son and caught him by his golden hair. — Iliad, i. Thus spake Priam and stirred within Achilles desire to make ament for his father. And he touched the old man's hand and gently moved him back. And as they both bethought them of their dead, so Priam for man-slaying Hector wept sore as he was fallen before Achilles' feet, and Achilles wept for his own father and now again for Patroklos, and their moan went up throughout the house. — 7//W, xxiv. Messrs Lang, Leaf, and Myers'' Translation.'^ [-" First ed.: "who perceived it but pretended not."] [-1 First ed. : " both by his genius.'"] Pericles and Aspasia. 135 breast upon the pavement. That glory shines now upon the crown of Hiero 2- which has sunk for Athens." " You have still great treasures left," said I : for he was moved. " True," replied he, " but will not every one remark, who hears the observation, that we know not how to keep them, and have never weighed them ? " I sate silent ; he resumed his serenity. " We ought to change places," said he, " at the feet of the poets, ^schylus, I see, is yours ; Homer is mine. Aspasia should be a Pallas to Achilles ; and Pericles a subordinate power, comforting and consoling the afflicted demi-god. Im- petuosity, impatience, resentment, revenge itself, are pardon- able sins in the very softest of your sex : on brave endurance rises our admiration." " I love those better who endure with constancy," said I. " Happy ! " replied he, " thrice happy ! O Aspasia, the constancy thus tried and thus rewarded ! " He spoke with tenderness ; he rose with majesty ; bowed to Epimedea ; touched gently, scarcely at all, the hand I pre- sented to him, bent over it, and departed. XI. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. I TOLD you I would love, O Cleone ! but I am so near it that I dare not. Tell me what I am to do ; I can do anything but write and think. Pericles has not returned. I am nothing here in Athens. Five days are over ; six almost. O what long days are these of Elaphebolion ! \^ The reasons, which induced ^schylus to leave Athens, can only be conjectured. It is not improbable that he disliked the changes in the constitution introduced by Pericles. It is possible that the charge of impiety which, Aristotle tells us, was brought against him may have compelled him to take refuge at the court of Hiero of Syracuse. There he would have found Pindar settled already.] 136 Longer Prose Works. xn. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Take heed, Aspasia ! All orators are deceivers ; and Pericles is the greatest of orators. I will write nothing more, lest you should attend in pre- ference to any other part of my letter. Yes ; I must repeat my admonition : I must speak out plainly ; I must try other words — stronger — more frightful. Love of supremacy, miscalled political glory, finds most, and . leaves all, dishonest. The Gods and Goddesses watch over and preserve you, and send you safe home again ! XIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Fear not for me, Cleone ! Pericles has attained the summit of gloiy ; and the wisdom and virtue that acquired it for him are my sureties. A great man knows the value of greatness ; he dares not hazard it, he will not squander it. Imagine you that the con- fidence and affection of a people, so acute, so vigilant, so jealous, as the Athenians, would have rested so firmly and constantly on one inconstant and infirm ? If he loves me the merit is not mine ; the fault will be it he ceases. XIV. CLEONE TO aspasia. I MUST and will fear for you, and the more because I per- ceive 2^ you are attracted as the bees are, by an empty sound, the fame of your admirer. You love Pericles for that very quality which ought to have set you on your guard against him. In contentions for power, the philosophy and the poetry of life are dropped and trodden down. Domestic affections [23 First ed. : " perceive that."] Pericles and Aspasia. 137 can no more bloom and flourish in the hardened race-course of politics, than flowers can find nourishment in the pavement of the streets. In the politician the whole creature is facti- tious ; if ever he speaks as before, he speaks either from memory or invention. But such is your beauty, such your genius, it may alter the nature of things. Endowed with the power of Circe, you will exert it oppositely, and restore to the most selfish and most voracious of animals the uprightness and dignity of man. XV. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. It is not wisdom in itself, O Aspasia ! it is the manner of im- parting it that affects the soul, and alone deserves the name of eloquence. I have never been moved by any but yours. Is it the beauty that shines over it, is it the voice that ripens it, giving it those lovely colours, that delicious freshness ; is it the modesty and diffidence with which you present it to us, looking for nothing but support ? Sufficient were any one of them singly ; but all united have come forward to subdue me, and have deprived me of my courage, my self-possession, and my repose. I dare not hope to be beloved, Aspasia ! I did hope it once in my life, and have been disappointed.-^,: Where I sought for happiness, none is offered me : I have neither the sunshine nor the shade. So unfortunate -^ in earlier days, ought I, ten years later, to believe that she, to whom the earth, with whatever is beautiful and graceful in it, bows prostrate, will listen to me as her lover ? I dare not ; too much have I dared already. But if, O Aspasia ! I should sometimes seem heavy and dull in [24 " For though his wife, who was his relation and had been first married to Hipponicus, by whom she had Collias the rich, brought him two sons, Xanthippus and Paralus, yet they lived so ill together that they parted by consent. She was married to another." — Lang- homes Plutarch, Life of Pericles.^ [-5 First ed. : " If then I was so unfortunate."] 138 Longer Prose Works. conversation, when happier men surround you, pardon my infirmity. I have only one wish — I may not utter it : I have only one fear — this at least is not irrational, and I will own it ; — the fear that Aspasia could never be sufficiently happy with me. XVI. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. Do you doubt, O Pericles, that I shall be sufficiently happy with you ? This doubt of yours assures me that 1 shall be. I throw aside my pen to crown the Gods ; and I worship thee first, O Pallas ! who protectest the life, enlightenest the mind, establishest the power, and exaltest the glory of Pericles. r XVII. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. I TREMBLE both for you and your lover. The people of Athens may applaud at first the homage paid to beauty and genius ; nevertheless there are many whose joy will spring from malignity, and who will exult at what they think. (I know not whether quite unjustly) a weakness in Pericles. I shall always be restless about you. Let me confess to you, I do not like your sheer democracies. What are they good for ? Why, yes, they have indeed their use ; the filth and ferment of the compost are necessary for raising rare plants. O how I wish we were again together in that island on our river, which we called the Fortunate ! It was almost an island when your father cut across the isthmus of about ten paces, to preserve the swan-nest. Xeniades has left Miletus. We know not whither he is gone, but we presume to his mines in Lemnos. It was always with difficulty he could be persuaded to look after his affairs. He is too rich, too young, too thoughtless. But since you left Miletus, we have nothing here to detain him. Pericles and Aspasia. 139 I wish I could trifle with you about your Pericles. Any wager,-^ he is the only lover who never wrote verses upon you. In a politician a verse is an ostracism. XVIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. t My Pericles (mine, mine he is) 1ms written verses upon me; not many, nor worth his prose, even the shortest sentence of it. But you will read them with pleasure for their praises of Miletus. No longer ago than yesterday an ugly young philosopher declared his passion for me, as you shall see. I did not write anything back to Pericles — I did to the other. I will not run the risk of having half my letter left unread by you, in your hurry to come into the poetry. Here it all is. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. Flower of Ionia's fertile plains, Where Pleasure leagued with Virtue reigns, Where the Pierian Maids of old, Yea, long ere Uion's tale was told. Too pure, too sacred for our sight, Descended with the silent night To young Arctinus,-'' and Mseander Delay'd his course for Melesander ! If there be city on the earth Proud in the children of her birth, Wealth, science, beauty, story, song. These to Miletus all belong. To fix the diadem on his brow For ever, one was wanting — thou. I could not be cruel to such a suitor, even if he asked me for pity. Love makes one half of every man foolish, and the other half cunning. Pericles touched me on the side of [^ First ed. : " Any wager upon it."] [-" Arctinus of Miletus, the most famous of the cyclic poets, was at one time believed to have written before the time of Homer.] 140 Longer Prose Works, Miletus, and Socrates came up to me straightforward from Prometheus. SOCRATES TO ASPASIA. I. He who stole fire from heaven, Long heav'd his bold and patient breast ; 'twas riven By the Caucasian bird and bolts of Jove. Stolen that fire have I, And am enchain'd to die By every jealous Power that frowns above. I call not upon thee again To hear my vows and calm my pain, Who sittest high enthron'd Where Venus rolls her gladsome star, Propitious Love ! But thou disown'd By sire and mother, whosoe'er they are, Unblest in form and name. Despair ! Why dost thou follow that bright demon ? why His purest altar art thou always nigh ? I was sorry that Socrates should suffer so much for me. Pardon the fib, Cleone ! — let it pass — I was sorry just as we all are upon such occasions, and wrote him this consolation. O thou who sittest with the wise, And searchest higher lore. And openest regions to their eyes Unvisited before ! I'd run to loose thee if I could, Nor let the vulture taste thy blood. But, pity ! pity I Attic bee ! 'Tis happiness forbidden me. Despair is not for good or wise, And should not be for love ; We all must bear our destinies And bend to those above. Pericles and Aspasia. 141 Birds flying o'er tiie stormy seas Alight upon their proper trees, Yet wisest men not always know Where they should stop, or whither go. XIX. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. I AM quite ashamed of Alcibiades — quite angry with him. What do you imagine he has been doing ? He listened to my conversation with Pericles, on the declaration of love from the Philosopher Bound, and afterwards to the verses I repeated in answer to his, which pleased my Pericles extremely, not per- haps for themselves, but because I had followed his advice in writing them, and had returned to him with the copy so speedily. Alcibiades said he did not like them at all, and could write better himself. We smiled at this ; and his cousin said, " Do then, my boy! " Would you believe it? he not only wrote, but I fear (for he declares he did) actually sent these: O Satyr-son of Sophroniscus ! ^8 Would Alcon cut me an hibiscus, I'd wield it as the goatherds do, And swing thee a sound stroke or two, Bewilder, if thou canst, us boys, Us, or the sophists, with thy toys. Thy kalokagathons — beware ! Keep to the good, and leave the fair. Could he really be the composer ? what think you ? or did he get any of his wicked friends to help him ? The verses are very bold, very scandalous, very shocking. I am vexed and sorry ; but what can be done ? We must seem to know nothing about the matter. The audacious little creature — not very little, he is within [28 if I say then, that he (Socrates) is exactly like the masks of Silenus, which may be seen in the statuaries' shops, sitting with pipes and flutes in their mouths ; and they are made to open in the middle and have figures of the gods inside them. . . . You yourself will not deny, Socrates, that your face is like that of a Satyr." — Alcibiades in the Symposium. Joiveti's Dialogues of Plato. Vol. ii. p. 66.1 142 Longer Prose Works. four ^^ fingers of my height — is half in love with me. He flames up at the mention of Socrates — can he be jealous ? Pericles tells me that the philosophers here are as susceptible of malice as of love. It may be so, for the plants which are sweet in some places are acrid in others. He said to me, smiling, " I shall be represented in their schools as a sophist, because Aspasia and Alcibiades were unruly. O that boy ! who knows but his mischievous verses will be a reason sufficient, in another year, why I am unable to command an army or harangue an assembly of the people ? XX. XENIADES TO ASPASIA. Aspasia ! Aspasia ! have you forgotten me ? have you for- gotten us P Our childhood was one, our earliest youth was undivided. Why should you not see me ? Did you fear that you would have to reproach me for any fault I have committed ? This would have pained you formerly ; ah, how lately ! Your absence — not absence, flight — has broken my health, and left me fever and frenzy. Eumedes is certain I can only recover my health by composure. Foolish man ! as if composure were more easy to recover than health. Was there ever such a madman as to say, " You will never have the use of your limbs again unless you walk and run ! " I am weary of advice, of remonstrance, of pity, of every- thing ; — above all, of life. Was it anger (how dared I be angry with you ?) that with- held me from imploring the sight of you ? Was it pride ? Alas ! what pride is left me ? I am preferred no longer ; I am rejected, scorned, loathed. Was it always so ? Well may I ask the question ; for every thing seems uncertain to me but my misery. At times I know not whether I am mad or dreaming. No, no, Aspasia ! the past was a dream, the present is a reality. The mad and the dreaming do not shed tears as I do. And yet in these bitter tears are my happiest [29 First ed.: "three."] Pericles and Aspasia. 143 moments ; and some angry demon knows it, and presses my temples that there shall fall but few. You refused to admit me. I asked too little, and deserved the refusal. Come to me. This you will not refuse, unless you are bowed to slavery. Go, tell your despot this, with my curses and defiance. I am calmer, but insist. Spare yourself, Aspasia, one tear, and not by an effort, but by a duty. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Of all men living, what man do you imagine has come to Athens ? Insensate ! now you know. What other, so beloved, would ever have left Miletus ! I wish I could be convinced that your coldness or indifference had urged him to this ex- travagance. I can only promise you we will not detain him. Athens is not a refuge for the perfidious or the flighty. But if he is unfortunate ; what shall we do with him ? Do ? I will tell him to return. Expect him hourly. XXII. ASPASIA TO XENIADES. I AM pained to my innermost heart that you are ill. Pericles is not the person you imagine him. Behold his billet ! And cannot you think of me with equal generosity ? True, we saw much of each other in our childhood, and many childish things we did together. This is the reason why I went out of your way as much as I could afterward. There is another too. I hoped you would love more the friend that I love most. How much happier would she make you than the flighty Aspasia ! We resemble each other too much, Xeniades ! we should never have been happy, so ill-mated. Nature hates these alliances : they are like those of brother and sister. I never loved any one but Pericles. None else attracts the admiration of the world. I stand, O Xeniades ! [30 Not in I St ed.] 144 Longer Prose Works. not only above slavery, but above splendour, in that serene light which Homer describes as encompassing the Happy on Olympus. I will come to visit you within the hour ; be calm, be contented ! love me, but not too much, Xeniades ! XXIII. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. Xeniades, whom I loved a little in my childhood, and (do not look serious now, my dearest Pericles ! ) a very little afterward, is sadly ill. He was always, I know not how, extravagant in his wishes, although not so extravagant as many others ; and what do you imagine he wishes now ? He wishes — but he is veiy ill, so ill he cannot rise from his bed — that I would go and visit him. I wonder whether it would be quite consider- ate : I am half inclined to go, if you approve of it. Poor youth ! he grieves me bitterly. I shall not weep before him ; I have wept so much here. Indeed, indeed, I wept, my Pericles, only because I had written too unkindly. XXIV. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. Do what your heart tells you : yes, Aspasia, do all it tells you. Remember how august it is. It contains the temple, not only of Love, but of Conscience ; and a whisper is heard from the extremity of the one to the extremity of the other. Bend in pensiveness, even in sorrow, on the flowery bank of youth, whereunder runs the stream that passes irreversibly ! let the garland drop into it, let the hand be refreshed by it — but — may the beautiful feet of Aspasia stand firm ! XXV. XENIADES TO ASPASIA. You promised you would return. I thought you only broke hearts, not promises. Pericles and Aspasla. 145 It is now broad daylight : I see it clearly, although the blinds are closed. A long sharp ray cuts off one corner of the room, and we shall hear the crash presently. Come ; but without that pale silent girl : I hate her. Place her on the other side of you, not on mine. And this plane-tree gives no shade whatever. We will sit in some other place. No, no ; I will not have you call her to us. Let her play where she is — the notes are low — she plays sweetly. XXVI. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. See what incoherency ! He did not write it, not one word. The slave who brought it, told me that he was desired by the guest to write his orders, whenever he found his mind com- posed enough to give any. About four hours after my departure, he called him, mildly, and said, " I am quite recovered." He gave no orders, however, and spake nothing more for some time. At last he raised himself up, and rested on his elbow, and began (said the slave) like one inspired. The slave added, that finding he was indeed quite well again, both in body and mind, and capable of making as fine poetry as any man in Athens, he had written down every word with the greatest punctuality ; and that, looking at him for more, he found he had fallen into as sound a slumber as a reaper's. " Upon this I ran off with the verses," said he. XXV1I.31 CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Comfort him. But you must love him, if you do. Well ! comfort him. Forgive my inconsiderateness. You will not love him now. You would not receive him when your bosom was without an occupant. And yet you saw him daily. Others, all others, pine away before him. I wish I could pi Not in I St ed.] K 146 Longer Prose Works. solace my soul with poetry, as you have the power of doing.. In all the volumes I turn over, I find none exactly suitable to my condition : part expresses my feelings, part flies off from them to something more light and vague. I do not believe the best writers of love poetry ever loved. How could they write if they did ? where could they collect the thoughts, the words, the courage ? Alas ! alas ! men can find all these, Aspasia, and leave us after they have found them. But in Xeniades there is no fault whatever : he never loved me : he never said he did : he fled only from my immodesty in loving him. Dissembler as I was, he detected it. Do pity him, and help him : but pity me too, who am beyond your help. XXVIII. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. Tears, O Aspasia, do not dwell long upon the cheeks of youth. Rain drops easily from the bud, rests on the bosom of the maturer flower, and breaks down that one only which hath lived its day. Weep, and perform the offices of friendship. The season of life, leading you by the hand, will not permit you to linger at the tomb of the departed ; and Xeniades, when your first tear fell upon it, entered into the number of the blessed. XXIX. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. What shall I say to you, tender and sweet Cleone ! The wanderer is in the haven of happiness — the restless has found rest. Weep not ; I have shed all your tears — not all — they burst from me again. XXX. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. O ! HE was too beautiful to live ! Is there anything that shoots through the world so swiftly as a sunbeam ! Epialtes Pericles and Aspasia. 147 has told me everything. He sailed back without waiting at the islands ; by your orders, he says. What hopes could I, with any prudence, entertain ? The chaplet you threw away would have cooled and adorned my temples ; but how could he ever love another who had once loved you ? I am casting my broken thoughts before my Aspasia : the little shells upon the shore, that the storm has scattered there, and that heedless ^^ feet have trampled on. I have prayed to Venus ; but I never prayed her to turn toward me the fondness that was yours. I fancied, I even hoped, you might accept it ; and my prayer was — " Grant I may never love ! " Afar from me, O Goddess ! be the malignant warmth that dries up the dews of friendship. XXXI. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Pericles has insisted on it that I should change the air, and has recommended to me an excursion to the borders of the state. " If you pass them a little way," said he, " you will come to Tanagra, and that will inflame you with ambition." The honour in which I hold the name of Corinna induced me to undertake a journey to her native place. Never have 1 found a people so hospitable as the inhabitants. Living at a distance from the sea, they are not traders, nor adventurers, nor speculators, nor usurers, but cultivate a range of pleasant hills, covered with vines. Hermes is the principal God they worship ; yet I doubt whether a single prayer was ever offered up to him by a Tanagrian for success in thieveiy. The beauty of Corinna ■^^ is no less celebrated than her poetry. [32 Not in 1st ed.] [33 Now of Corinna, the only woman who ever wrote poetry in Tanagra, there is a statue in an open place in the city, and in the gymnasium there is a picture showing her with the fillet round her hair which she won at Thebes, when she overcame Pindar in singing ; and I think she got the victory partly because she sang not as Pindar 148 Longer Prose Works. I remarked, that the women speak of it with great exultation, while the men applaud her genius ; and I asked my vener- able host, Agesilaus, how he could account for it ? " I can account for nothing that you ladies do," said he, " although I have lived among you seventy-five years : I only know that it was exactly the contrary while she was living. We youths were rebuked by you ^'^ when we talked about her beauty ; and the rebuke was only softened by the candid con- fession, that she was clever — in her ivay.^^ " Come back with me to Athens, O Agesilaus ! " said I, " and we will send Aristophanes to Tanagra." XXXII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. I HAVE been reading all the poetry of Corinna that I could collect. Certainly it is better than Hesiod's, or even than Myrtis's,''^ who taught her and Pindar, — not the rudiments of the art, for this is the only art in which the rudiments are in- communicable, — but what was good, what was bad, in her verses, why it was so, and how she might correct the worse and improve the better. Hesiod, who is also a Boeotian, is admirable for the purity of his life and soundness of his precepts, but there is hardly a trace of poetry in his ploughed field. I find in all his writings but one verse worth transcribing, and that only for the melody. " In a soft meadow, and on vernal flowers." did in the Dorian dialect, but so that the ^olians could more easily understand her. and chiefly because she must have been the most beautiful woman of her day, if one may judge from the portrait. — Pausanias, ix. 22. 3.] P^ Not in I St ed.] [35 Not a line of Myrtls is known to have survived. Plutarch (Qusestiones Grscje, c. 40) has, however, preserved the subject of one of her poems. A fragment of Corinna runs thus : " For my part I blame the clear-voiced Myrtis, that being a woman she went to con- tend with Pindar ; " but the allusion is obscure.] Pericles and Aspasia. 149 I do not wonder he was opposed to Homer.^'^ What an advantage to the enemies of greatness (that is, to mankind) to be able to match one so low against one so lofty ! The Greek army before Troy would have been curious to listen to a dispute between Agamemnon and Achilles, but would have been transported with ecstacy to have been present at one between the king of men and Thersites. There are few who possess all the poetry of any voluminous author. I doubt whether there are ten families in Athens in which all the plays of iEschylus are preserved. Many keep what pleases them most : few consider that every page of a really great poet has something in it which distinguishes him from an inferior order : something which, if insubstantial as the aliment, seizes at least as a solvent to the aliment, of strong and active minds. I asked my Pericles what he thought of Hesiod. " I think myself more sagacious," said he. " Hesiod found out that half was more than all ; 3" I have found out that one is." XXXIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. A SLAVE brought to me, this morning, an enormous load of papers, as many as he could carry under both arms. They are treatises by the most celebrated philosophers. Some hours afterward, when the sun was declining, Pericles came in, and asked me if I had examined or looked over any por- tion of them. I told him I had opened those only which bore the superscription of famous names, but, that unless he [38 Now about this time Ganuktor was celebrating funeral games at Chalcis for Epidauras his father, king of Euboea, and summoned to them all men who were famous, whether for strength and swiftness of foot or for wisdom. Thither by chance came Homer and Hesiod, and many of the notable men of Chalcis were present as judges of the contest between the poets. And, though both acquitted themselves well, they say that Hesiod had the better. — The Contest of Hesiod and Horner^ \^ Fools the kings are; for they know not how much more the half is than the whole ; nor all the sweetness of a diet on herbs. — Hesiod, Works and Days, 40.] 150 l>onger Prose Works. would assist me, I was hopeless of reconciling one part with another in the same writers. J, " The first thing requisite," said I, " is, that as many as /are now at Athens should meet together, and agree upon a nomenclature of terms. From definitions we may go on to I propositions ; but we cannot make a step unless the foot rpsts somewhere." He smiled at me. " Ah, my Aspasia ! " said he, " Philo- I sophy does not bring her sons together ; she portions them off ) early, gives them a scanty stock of worm-eaten furniture, a j chair or two on which it is dangerous to sit down, and at / least as many arms as utensils ; then leaves them : they seldom i meet afterward." ( " But could not they be brought together by some friend of j the mother ? " said I, laughing. I " Aspasia," answered he, " you have lived but few years in the world, and with only one philosopher — Yourself." " I will not be contented with a compliment," said I, " and least of all from you. Explain to me the opinions of those about you." He traced before me the divergences of every sect — from our countryman Thalcs to those now living. Epimedea sat with her eyes wide open, listening attentively. When he went away, I asked her what she thought of his discourse. She half closed her eyes, not from weariness, but (as many do) on bringing out of obscurity into light a notable dis- covery ; and, laying her forefinger on my arm, " You have turned his head," said she. "He will do no longer; he used to be plain and coherent ; and now — did ever mortal talk so widely ? I could not understand one word in twenty, and what I could understand was sheer nonsense." " Sweet Epimedea ! " said I, " this is what I should fancy to be no such easy matter." " Ah ! you are growing like him already," said she ; " I should not be surprised to find, some morning, a cupola ^^ at the top of this pretty head." [38 " His person in other respects was well turned, but his head was disproportionately long. For this reason almost all his statues have the head covered with a helmet, the statuaries choosing, I suppose, to hide that defect." — Lang/iome's Plutarch — Pericles.~\ Pericles and Aspasia 151 Pericles, I think I never told you, has a little elevation on the crown of his ; I should rather say his head has a crown, others have none. XXXIV. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Do, my dear Aspasia, continue to write to me about the poets ; and if you think there is anything of Myrtis or Corinna, which is wanting to us at Miletus, copy it out. I do not always ^^ approve of the Trilogies. Nothing can be more tiresome — hardly anything more wicked — than a few^^ of them. It may be well, occasionally, to give something of the historical form to the dramatic, as it is, occasionally, to give something of the dramatic to the historical ; but never to turn into ridicule and buffoonery the virtuous, the unfortunate, or the brave. Whatever the Athenians may boast of their ex- quisite judgment, their delicate perceptions, this is a perversion of intellect in its highest place, unworthy of a Thracian. There are many bad tragedies both of ^schylus and Sophocles, but none without beauties — few without excel- lences. I tremble then at your doubt. In another century it may be impossible to find a collection of the whole, unless some learned and rich man, like Pericles, or some protecting king, like Hiero, should preserve them in his library. XXXV. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Prudently have you considered how to preserve all valuable authors. The cedar doors of a royal library fly open to re- ceive them : ay, there they will be safe — and untouched. Hiero is, however, no barbarian. He deserves a higher station than a throne ; and he is raised to it. The protected [39 Not in I St ed.] [« First ed.: " many."] 152 Longer Prose Works. have placed the protector where neither the malice of men nor the power of Gods can reach him — beyond Time — above Fate. XXXVI. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. From the shortness of your last, I am quite certain that you are busy for me in looking out pieces of verse. If you can- not find any of Myrtis or Corinna, you may do what is better ; you may compose a panegyric on all of our sex who have excelled in poetry. This will earn for you the same good office, when the world shall produce another Aspasia. Having been in Bceotia, you must also know a great deal more of Pindar than we do. Write about any of them ; they all interest me ; and my mind has need of exercise. It is still too fond of throwing itself down on one place. xxxvii. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. And so, Cleone, you wish me to write a eulogy on Myrtis and Corinna, and all the other poetesses that ever lived ; and this is for the honour of our sex ! Ah, Cleone ! no studied eulogy does honour to any one. It is always considered, and always ought to be, as a piece of pleading, in which the pleader says everything the most in favour of his client, in the most graceful and impressive manner he can. There is a city of Greece, I hear, in which reciprocal flatteiy is so necessary, that, whenever a member of the assembly dies, his successor is bound to praise him before he takes the seat.^i I do not speak this from my own knowledge ; indeed I could hardly believe in such frivolity, until I asked Pericles if it were true ; or rather, if there were any foundation at all for the report. " Perfectly true," said he ; " but the citizens of this city [•*! Probably aimed at the French Academy.] Pericles and Aspasia. 153 are now become our allies ; therefore do not curl your lip, or I must uncurl it, being an archon." Myrtis and Corinna have no need of me. To read and recommend their works, to point out their beauties and defects, is praise enough. " How ! " methinks you exclaim. <' To point out de- fects ! is that praising ? " Yes, Cleone ; if with equal good faith and accuracy you point out their beauties too. It is only thus a fair estimate can be made ; and it is only by such fair estimate that a writer can be exalted to his proper station. If you toss up the scale too high, it descends again rapidly below its equipoise ; what it contains drops out, and people catch at it, scatter it, and lose it. We not only are inclined to indulge in rather more than a temperate heat (of what we would persuade ourselves is wholesome severity) toward the living, but even to peer some- times into the tomb, with a wolfish appetite for an unpleasant odour. We must patronise, we must pull down ; in fact, we must be in mischief, men or women. If we are capable of showing what is good in another, and neglect to do it, we omit a duty ; we omit to give rational pleasure, and to conciliate right good-will ; nay more, we are abettors, if not aiders, in the vilest fraud, the fraud of purloin- ing from respect. We are entrusted with letters of great interest : what a baseness not to deliver them ! XXXVIIl. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. It is remarkable that Athens, so fertile in men of genius, should have produced no women of distinction ; while Boeotia, by no means celebrated for brightness of intellect in either sex, presented to the admiration of the world her Myitis and Corinna. At the feet of Myrtis it was, that Pindar gathered into his throbbing breast the scattered seeds of poetry ; and it was under the smile of the beautiful Corinna that he drew his inspiration and wove his immortal crown. 154 Longer Prose Works. He never quite overcame his grandiloquence. The animals we call half-asses, by a word of the sweetest sound, although not the most seducing import, he calls " The daughters of the tempest-footed steeds ! " ^^ Fortune ! that the children of so illustrious a line should carry sucking-pigs into the market-place, and cabbage-stalks out of it ! XXXIX. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. I Will you always leave off, Aspasia, at the very moment you have raised our expectations to the highest ? A witticism, and a sudden spring from your seat, lest we should see you smile at it — these are your ways ; shame upon you ! Are you de- termined to continue all your life in making every one wish something ? Pindar should not be treated like ordinary men. XL. ASPASIA TO CLEONE." 1 HAVE not treated Pindar like an ordinary man ; I conducted him into the libraiy of Cleone, and left him there. However, I would have my smile out, behind the door. The verse I quoted, you may be sure, is much admired by the learned, and no less by the brave and worthy men whom he celebrates for charioteership, and other such dexterities ; but, we of old Miletus, have been always taught that words should be sub- ordinate to ideas, and we never place the pedestal on the head of the statue. Now, do not tell any body that I have spoken a single word [^- Aristotle says of Simonides that " A man who had won a race with a team of mules offered him a small sum to write an ode in praise of their victory, but the poet declined to demean his art to praise a mule ; when, however, a more suitable sum was offered, he then wrote ' Hail ye daughters of the tempest-footed steeds ; ' yet none the less were the mules still daughters of asses on the one side." — Rhetoric, iii. 2. 1405.] Pericles and Aspasia. 155 in dispraise of Pindar. Men are not too apt to admire what is admirable in their superiors, but, on the contrary, are apt to detract from them, and to seize on any thing which may tend to lower them. Pindar would not have written so exquisitely if no fault had ever been found with him. He would have wandered on among such inquiries as those he began in : — " Shall J sing the ivide-spread'ing and noble Ismenus ? or the beautiful and ivhite-anhled Melie ? or the glorious Cadmus ? or the mighty Hercules ? or the blooming Bacchus ? " Now, a poet ought to know what he is about before he opens his lips. He ought not to ask, like a poor fellow in the street, " Good people ! nvhat song luill you have ? " This, however, was not the fault for which he was blamed by Corinna. In our censures, we are less apt to consider the benefit we may confer than the ingenuity we can display. She said, " Pindar ! you have brought a sack of corn to soiv a perch of land ; and, instead of sprinkling it about, you have emptied the sack at the first stepj^ Enough : this reproof formed his character : it directed his beat, it singled his aim, it concentrated his forces. It was not by the precepts of Corinna, it was not by her example, it was by one witticism of a wise and lovely woman, that he far excels all other poets in disdain of triviality and choice of topics. He is sometimes veiy tedious to us in his long stories of families, but we may be sure he was not equally so to those who were concerned in the genealogy. We are amused at his cleverness in saving the shoulder of Pelops^^ from the de- vouring jaw of a hungry God. No doubt he mends the matter ; nevertheless he tires us. Many prefer his Dithyrambics to his Olympian, Isthmian, Pythian, and Nemean Odes : I do not ; nor is it likely that he did himself. We may well suppose that he exerted the most power on the composition, and the most thought on the correction, of the poems he was to recite before kings and nations, in honour of the victors at those solemn games. Here the choruses and bands of music were composed of the first singers and players in the world ; in the others there were no [■*3 See Mr E. Myers' translation of Pindar, p. 4, for the passage referred to.] 156 Longer Prose Works. performers but such as happened to assemble on ordinary festivals, or at best at a festival of Bacchus. In the Odes performed at the games, although there is not always perfect regularity of corresponding verse, there is always enough of it to satisfy the most fastidious ear. In the Dithyrambics there is no order whatsoever, but verses and half-verses of every kind, cemented by vigorous and sounding prose. I do not love dances upon stilts ; they may excite the applauses and acclamations of the vulgar, but we, Cleone, exact the observance of established rules, and never put on slippers, however richly embroidered, unless they pair. XLI. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. We hear that between Athens and Syracuse there has always been much communication. Let me learn what you have been able to collect about the lives of Pindar and iEschylus in Sicily. Is it not strange that the two most high-minded of poets should have gone to reside in a foreign land, under the dominion of a king ? I am ashamed of my question already. Such men are under no dominion. It is not in their nature to offend against the laws, or to think about what they are, or who administers them ; and they may receive a part of their sus- tenance from kings, as well as from cows and bees. We will reproach them for emigration, when we reproach a man for lying down in his neighbour's field, because the grass is softer in it than in his own. XLII. ASPASIA TO cleone. Not an atom have I been able to collect in regard to the two poets, since they went to the court of Hiero ; but I can give you as correct and as fidl information as if I had been seated between them all the while. Hiero was proud of his acquisition ; the courtiers despised Pericles and Aspasia. 157 them, vexed them whenever they could, and entreated them to command their services and rely upon their devotion. What more ? They esteemed each other ; but poets are very soon too old for mutual love. He who can add one syllable to this, shall have the hand of Cleone. XLIII. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Torturing girl ! and you, Aspasia, may justly say, ungrateful girl ! to me. You did not give me what I asked for, but you gave me what is better, a glimpse of you. This is the manner in which you used to trifle with me, making the heaviest things light, the thorniest tractable, and throwing your own beautiful brightness wherever it was most wanted. But do not slip from me again, ^schylus, we know, is dead ; we hear that Pindar is. Did they die abroad ? Ah poor Xeniades ! how miserable to be buried by the stranger ! XLIV. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. tEschylus, at the close of his seventieth year, died in Sicily. I know not whether Hiero received him with all the distinc- tion he merited, or rewarded him with the same generosity as Pindar ; nor indeed have I been able to learn, what would very much gratify me, that Pindar, who survived him four years, and died lately, paid those honours to the greatest man of the most glorious age since earth rose out of chaos, which he usually paid with lavish hand to the prosperous and power- ful. I hope he did ; but the words luealth and gold occur too often in the poetry of Pindar. Perhaps I may wrong him, for a hope is akin to a doubt ; it may be that I am mistaken, since we have not all his poems even here in Athens. Several of these too, particularly the Dithyrambics, are in danger of perishing. The odes on the victors of the games will be preserved by the vanity of the 158 Longer Prose Works. families they celebrate ; and, being thus safe enough for many years, their own merit will sustain them afterward. It is owing to a stout nurse that many have lived to an extreme old age. Some of the odes themselves are of little value in regard to poetry, but he exercises in all of them as much dexterity as the worthies he applauds had displayed in their exploits. To compensate the disappointment you complained of, I will now transcribe for you an ode of Corinna to her native town, being quite sure it is not in your collection. Let me first inform you that the exterior of the best houses in Tanagra is painted with historical scenes, adventures of Gods, allegories, and other things ; and under the walls of the city flows the Thermodon. This it is requisite to tell you of so small and so distant a place. CORINNA TO TANAGRA. From Athens. Tanagra ! think not I forget Thy beautifully-storied streets ; Be sure my memory bathes yet In clear Thermodon, and yet greets The blythe and liberal shepherd-boy, Whose sunny bosom swells with joy When we accept his matted rushes Upheav'd with sylvan fruit ; away he bounds, and blushes. 2. A gift I promise : one I see Which ■^ thou with transport wilt receive, The only proper gift for thee. Of which no mortal shall bereave In later times thy mouldering walls, Until the last old turret falls ; A crown, a crown from Athens won, A crown no God can wear, beside Latona's son. 3- There may be cities who refuse To their own child the honours due, And look ungently on the Muse ; But ever shall those cities rue \^ First ed. : " I promise to bring back with me what."] Pericles and Aspasiii. i 59 The dry, unyielding, niggard breast, Offering no nourisliment, no rest. To that yoilng head which soon shall rise Disdainfully, in might and glory, to the skies. Sweetly where cavern'd Dirce ^^ flows Do white-arm'd maidens chaunt my lay. Flapping the while with laurel-rose The honey-gathering tribes away ; And sweetly, sweetly, Attic tongues Lisp your Corinna's early songs ; To her with feet more graceful come The verses that have dwelt in kindred breasts at home. 5- O let thy children lean aslant Against the tender mother's knee. And gaze into her face, and want To know what magic there can be In words that urge some eyes to dance, While others as in holy trance Look up to heaven ; be such my praise ! Why linger ? I must haste, or lose the Delphic bays. XLV. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Epimedea, it appears, has not corrupted very grossly your purity and simplicity in dress. Yet, remembering your obser- vation on armlets, I cannot but commend your kindness and sufferance in wearing her emeralds. Your opinion was for- merly, that we should be careful not to subdivide our persons. The arm is composed of three parts ; no one of them is too long. Now the armlet intersects that portion '^^ of it which must be considered as the most beautiful. In my idea of the matter, the sandal alone is susceptible of gems, after the zone has received the richest. The zone is necessary to our vesture, and encompasses the person, in every quarter of the f*5 A fountain near Thebes.] ps First ed. : •• that very portion."] i6o Longer Prose Works. humanized world, in one invariable manner. The hair too is divided by nature in the middle of the head. There is a cousinship between the hair and the flowers ; and from this relation the poets have called by the same name the leaves and it. They appear on the head as if they had been seeking one another. Our national dress, very different from the dresses of barbarous nations, is not the invention of the ignorant or the slave ; but the sculptor, the painter, and the poet, have studied how best to adorn the most beautiful object of their fancies and contemplations. The Indians, who believe that human pains and sufferings are pleasing to the deity, make incisions in their bodies, and insert into them imperishable colours. They also adorn the ears and noses and foreheads of their Gods. These were the ancestors of the Egyptian ; we chose handsomer and better-tempered ones for our worship, but retained the same decorations in our sculpture, and to a degree which the sobriety of the Egyptian had reduced ^'^ and chastened. Hence we retain the only mark of barbarism which dishonours our national dress, the use of ear-rings. If our statues should all be broken by some convulsion of the earth, would it be believed by future ages that, in the country and age of Sophocles, the women tore holes in their ears to let rings into, as the more brutal of peasants do with the snouts of sows ! XLVI. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Cleone, I do not know whether I ought to write out for you anything of Mimnermus. What is amatory poetry without its tenderness ? and what was ever less tender than his ? Take however the verses, such as they are. Whether they make you smile or look grave, without any grace of their own they must bring one forward. Certainly they are his best, which cannot be said of every author out of whose rarer works I have added something to your collection. [^^ First ed. : " had merely reduced."] Pericles and Aspasia. i6i 1 wish not Thasos rich in mines, Nor Naxos girt around with vines, Nor Crete, nor Samos.'*^ the abodes Of those who govern men and Gods, Nor wider Lydia, where the sound Of tymbrels shakes the thymy ground. And with white feet and with hoofs cloven The dedal dance is spun and woven : Meanwhile each prying younger thing Is sent for water to the spring. Under where red Priapus rears His club amid the junipers ; Tn this whole world enough for me Is any spot the Gods decree ; Albeit the pious and the wise Would tarry where, like mulberries, In the first hour of ripeness fall The tender creatures, one and all. To take what falls with even mind Jove wills, and we must be resign'd. XLVII. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. There is less effrontery in those verses of Mimnermus than in most he has written. He is among the many poets who never make us laugh or weep ; among the many whom we take into the hand like pretty insects, turn them over, look at them for a moment, and toss them into the grass again. The earth swarms with these ; they live their season, and others similar come into life the next. I have been reading works widely different from theirs ; the Odes of the lovely Lesbian. I think she has injured the phaleucian "^^ verse, by transposing one foot and throwing it backward. How greatly more noble and more sonorous are those hendecasyllabics commencing the Scholion on Harmodius j-48 a The Samians believe that Here was born in their island on the bank of the river Imbrasus, under the very agnus castus tree which grows there to this day near the temple of that goddess." — Pausanias, vii. 4. 3.] j-49'j'he change of metre introduced by Sappho may be seen by comparing the metre of Tennyson's " Oh, you chorus of indolent re- viewers " with the true Sapphic line. " Heard the sudden thunder of wings behind her" — from Swinburne's "Sappho."] 1 62 Longer Prose Works. and Aristogiton, than the very best of hers, which, to my ear, labor and shuffle in their movement. Her genius was wonder- ful, was prodigious. I am neither blind to her beauties nor indifferent to her sufferings. We love for ever those whom we have wept for when we were children : we love them more than even those who have wept for us. Now, I have grieved for Sappho, and so have you, Aspasia ! we shall not therefore be hard judges of her sentiments or her poetry. Frequently have we listened to the most absurd and ex- travagant praises of the answer she gave Alcasus, when he told her he wished to say something, but shame prevented him. This answer of hers is a proof that she was deficient in deli- cacy ^*^ and in tenderness. Could Sappho be ignorant how infantinely inarticulate is early love ? Could she be ignorant that shame and fear seize it unrelentingly by the throat, while hard-hearted impudence stands at ease, prompt at opportunity, and profuse in declarations ? There is a gloom in deep love, as in deep water : there is a silence in it which suspends the foot ; and the folded arms and the dejected head are the images it reflects. No voice shakes its surface : the Muses themselves approach it with a tardy and a timid step, and with a low and tremulous-and melancholy song. The best Ode of Sappho, the Ode to Anactoria, " Happy as any God is he," &c. shows the intemperance and disorder of passion. The de- scription of her malady may be quite correct, but 1 confess my pleasure ends at the first strophe, where it begins with the generality of readers. I do not desire to know the effects of the distemper on her body, and I run out of the house into the open air, although the symptoms have less in them of con- tagion than of unseemliness. Both Sophocles and Euripides excite our sympathies more powerfully and more poetically. [■50 First ed. : "both in delicacy." The question and answer are as under: — Akaus — Violet weaving, pure, softly smiling Sappho I would say something did not shame prevent me. Sappho — Were thy desire for fair and noble things. Did not your tongue design some evil speech, Shame would not dash your eyes, But rightly would you say your desire.] Pericles and Aspasia. 163 I will not interfere any farther with your reflections ; and indeed when I began, I intended to remark only the injustice of Sappho's reproof to Alcaeus in the first instance, and the justice of it in the second, when he renewed his suit to her after he had fled from battle.^ We find it in the only epigram attributed to her. He who from battle runs away May pray and sing, and sing and pray ; Nathless, Alcseus, howsoe'er Dulcet his song and warm his pray'r And true his vows of love may be, He ne'er shall run away with me. In my opinion no lover should be dismissed with contumely,- or without the expression of commiseration, unless he has com- mitted some bad action. O Aspasia ! it is hard to love, and not to be loved again. I felt it early ; I still feel it. There is a barb beyond the reach of dittany ; but years, as they roll by us, benumb in some degree our sense of suffering. Season comes after season, and covers as it were with soil and herbage the flints that have cut us so cruelly in our course. XLVIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Alc^iius, often admirable in his poetry, was a vain-glorious and altogether worthless man. I must defend Sappho. She pro- bably knew his character at the beginning, and sported a witti- cism (not worth much) at his expense. He made a pomp and parade of his generosity and courage, with which in truth he was ^ scantily supplied, and all his love lay commodiously at the point of his pen, among the rest his first. He was unfit for public life, he was unfit for private. Per- verse, insolent, selfish, he hated tyranny because he could not [1 From the battle in the Thracian Chersonese between the Mytilenians and the Athenians. " Safe came Alcaeus thence ; but not his shield ; That in the temple of the grey-eyed goddess • Athenian soldiers for a trophy hung." — Alcaus.^ [2 First ed. : " but scantily."] 164 Longer Prose Works. be a tjrant. Sufficiently well-born, he was jealous and in- tolerant of those who were nothing less so, and he wished they were all poets that he might expose a weakness the more in them. For rarely has there been one, however virtuous, with- out some vanity and some invidiousness ; despiser of the humble, detractor of the high, iconoclast of the near, and idolater of the distant. Return we to Alcseus. Factitious in tenderness, factitious in heroism, addicted to falsehood, and unabashed at his fond- ness for it, he attacked and overcame every rival in that quarter. He picked up all the arrows that were shot against him, re- cocted all the venom of every point, and was almost an Archilochus in satire. I do not agree with you in your censure of Sappho. There is softness by the side of power, discrimination by the side of passion. In this, however, I do agree with you, that her finest ode is not to be compared to many choruses in the tragedians. We know that Sappho felt acutely ; yet Sappho is never pathetic. Euripides and Sophocles are not remark- able for their purity, the intensity, or the fidelity of their loves, yet they touch, they transfix, the heart. Her imagination, her whole soul, is absorbed in her own breast : she is the prey of the passions : they are the lords and masters.^ Sappho has been dead so long, and we live so far from Lesbos, that we have the fewer means of ascertaining the truth or falsehood of stories told about her. Some relate that she was beautiful, some that she was deformed. Lust, it is said, is frequently the inhabitant of deformity ; and coldness is experienced in the highest beauty. I believe the former case is more general than the latter, but where there is great regularity of features I have often remarked a correspondent regularity in the affections and the conduct. XLIX. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Do you remember the lively Hegemon whose curls you pressed down with your forefinger to see them spring up again ? Do [3 In I St ed. this letter ends here.] Pericles and Aspasia. 165 you remember his biting it for the liberty you had taken ; and his kissing it to make it well ; and his telling you that he was not quite sure whether some other kisses, here and there, might not be requisite to prevent the spreading of the venom ? And do you remember how you turned pale ? and how you laughed with me, as we went away, at his thinking you turned pale because you were afraid of it ? The boy of fifteen, as he was then, hath lost all his liveliness, all his assurance, all his wit ; and his radiant beauty has taken another character. His cousin Praxinoe, whom he was not aware of loving, until she was betrothed to Callias, a merchant of Samos, was married a few months ago. There are no verses I read oftener than the loose Dithyrambics of poor Hegemon. Do people love any where else as we love here at Miletus ? But perhaps the fond- ness of Hegemon may abate after a time ; for Hegemon is not a woman. How long and how assiduous are we in spinning that thread, the softest and finest in the web of life, which Destiny snaps asunder in one moment ! HEGEMON TO PRAXINOE. Is there any season, O my soul, When the sources of bitter tears dry up, And the uprooted flowers take their places again Along the torrent-bed ? Could I wish to live, it would be for that season, To repose my limbs and press my temples there. But should I not speedily start away In the hope to trace and follow thy steps ! Thou art gone, thou art gone, Praxinoe I And hast taken far from me thy lovely youth. Leaving me nought that was desirable in mine. Alas ! alas ! what hast thou left me ? The helplessness of childhood, the solitude of age. The laughter of the happy, the pity of the scorner, A colourless and broken shadow am I, Seen glancing in troubled waters. My thoughts too are scattered ; thou hast cast them off; They beat against thee, they would cling to thee, But they are viler than the loose dark weeds, Without a place to root or rest in. 1 66 Longer Prose Works. I would throw them across my lyre ; they drop from it ; My lyre will sound only two measures ; That Pity will never, never come, Or come to the sleep that awakeneth not unto her. L. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Tell Hegemon that his verses have made a deeper impression than his bite, and that the Athenians, men and women, are pleased with them. He has shown that he is a poet, by not attempting to show that he is overmuch of one. Forbear to inform him that ive Athenians disapprove of irregularity in versification : we are Httle pleased to be rebounded from the end of a line to the beginning, as it often happens, and to be obliged to turn back and make inquiries in regard to what we have been about. There have latterly been many composi- tions in which it is often requisite to read twice over the verses which have already occupied more than a due portion of our time in reading once. The hop-skip-and-jump is by no means a pleasant or a graceful exercise, but it is quite in- tolerable when we invert it to a jump-skip-and-hop. I take some liberty in these strange novel compounds, but no greater than our friend Aristophanes has taken, and not only without reproof or censure, but with great commendation for it. However, I have done it for the first and last time, and before the only friend with whom they can be pardonable. Hence- forward, I promise you, Cleone, I will always be Attic, or what is gracefuUer and better,"^ Ionian. You shall for ever hear my voice in my letters, and you shall know it to be mine, and mine only. Already I have had imitators in the style of my conversations, but they have imitated others too, and this hath saved me. In mercy and pure beneficence to me, the Gods have marred the resemblance. Nobody can recognise me in my metempsychosis. Those who had hoped and heard better of me, will never ask themselves,' " Was Aspasia so wordy, so inelegant, affected, and perverse ? " Inconsiderate friends have hurt me worse than enemies could do : they have [* First ed. : « better still."] Pericles and Aspasia. 167 hinted that the orations ^ of Pericles have been retouched by my pen. Cleone ! the Gods themselves could not correct his language. Human ingenuity, with all the malice and im- pudence that usually accompany it, will never be able to remodel a single sentence, or to substitute a single word, in his speeches to the people. What wealth of wisdom has he not thrown away lest it encumber him in the Agora ! How much more than ever was carried into it by the most popular of his opponents ! Some of my expressions may have escaped from him in crowded places ; some of his cling to me in retirement : we cannot love without imitating ; and we are as proud in the loss of our onginality as of our freedom. I am sorry that poor Hegemon has not had an opportunity of ex- periencing all this. Persuade his friends never to pity him, truly or feignedly, for pity keeps the wound open : persuade them rather to flatter him on his poetry, for never was there poet to whom the love of praise was not the iirst and most constant of passions. His friends will be the gainers by it : he will divide among them all the affection he fancies he has reserved for Praxinoe. With most men, nothing seems to have happened so long ago as an affair of love. Let nobody hint this to him at present. It is among the many truths that ought to be held back ; it is among the many that excite a violent opposition at one time, and obtain at another (not much later) a very ductile acquiescence ; he will receive it hereafter (take my word for him) with only one slight remonstrance — you are too hard upon us lovers : then follows a shake of the head, not of abnegation, but of sanction, like Jupiter's. Praxinoe, it seems, is married to a merchant, poor girl ! I [5 " Socrates : That I should be able to speak is no great wonder, Menexenus, considering that I have an excellent mistress in the art of rhetoric, — she who made so many good speakers, and one who was the best among the Hellenes — Pericles, the son of Xanthippus. " Menexenus : And who is she ? 1 suppose you mean Aspasia. " Socrates : Yes, I do . . . But yesterday I heard Aspasia composing a funeral speech for the dead. For she had been told, as you were saying, that the Athenians were going to choose a speaker, and she repeated the sort of speech which he should deliver, partly improvis- ing and partly from previous thought, putting together fragments of the funeral oration which Pericles spoke and she, I believe, composed." — Menexenus. Joivett^s Dialogues of Flato.'\ i68 Longer Prose Works. do not like these merchants. Let them have wealth in the highest, but not beauty in the highest ; cunning and calcula- tion can hardly merit both. At last they may aspire, if any civilised country could tolerate it, to honours and distinctions. These too let them have, but at Tyre and Carthage. LI. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. How many things in poetry, as in other matters, are likely to be lost because they are small ! Cleobuline of Lindos wrote no long poem. Her lover was Cycnus of Colophon. There is not a single verse of her's in all that city ; proof enough that he took no particular care of them. At Miletus she was quite unknown, not indeed by name, but in her works until the present month, when a copy of them was offered to me for sale. The first that caught my eyes was this : Where is the swan of breast so white It made my bubbling life run bright On that one spot, and that alone, On which he rested ; and I stood Gazing: now swells the turbid flood; Summer and he for other climes aie flown ! I will not ask you at present to say anything in praise of Cleobuline, but do be grateful to Myrtis and Corinna ! LII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Grateful I am, and shall for ever be, to Myrtis and Corinna ; but what odour of bud or incense can they wish to be lavished on the empty sepulchre, what praises of the thousand who praise in ignorance, or of the learned who praise from tradition, when they remember that they subdued and regulated the proud unruly Pindar, and agitated with all their passion the calm pure breast of Cleone ! Send me the whole volume of Cleobuline ; transcribe no- thing more. To compensate you as well as I can, and indeed I think the compensation is not altogether an unfair one, here are two little pieces from Myrtis, autographs, from the library of Pericles. Pericles and Aspasia. 169 Artemia, while Arion sighs, Raising her white and taper finger, Pretends to loose, yet makes to linger, The ivy that o'ershades her eyes. "Wait, or you shall not have the kiss," Says she ; but he, on wing to pleasure, " Are there not other hours for leisure ? ) For love is any hour like this ? " Artemia ! faintly thou respondest, As falsely deems that fiery youth ; A God there is who knows the truth, A God who tells me which is fondest. Here is another, in the same hand, a clear and elegant one. Men may be negligent in their hand-writing, for men may be in a hurry about the business of life ; but I never knew either a sensible woman or an estimable one whose writing was disorderly. Well, the verses are prettier than my reflection, and equally true. 1 tvill not love I . These sounds have often Burst from a troubled breast ; Rarely from one no sighs could soften, Rarely from one at rest. Myrtis and Corinna, like Anacreon and Sappho who pre- ceded them, were temperate in the luxuries of poetry. They had enough to do with one feeling ; they were occupied enough with one reflection. They culled but few grapes from the bunch, and never dragged it across the teeth, stripping off ripe and unripe. LIII. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. The verses of Myrtis, which you sent me last, are somewhat less pleasing to me than those others of hers which I send you in return. A few loose ideas on the subject (I know not whether worth writing) occur to me at this moment. Formerly we were contented with schools of philosophy ; we 1 70 Longer Prose Works. now begin to talk about schools of poetry. Is not that absurd ? There is only one school, the universe ; one only school- mistress, Nature. Those who are reported to be of such or such a school, are of none, they have played the truant. Some are more careful, some more negligent, some bring many dishes, some fewer, some little seasoned, some highly. Ground however there is for the fanciful appellation. The young poets at Miletus are beginning to throw off their allegi- ance to the established and acknowledged laws of Athens, and are weary of following in the train of the graver who have been crowned. The various schools, as they call them, have assumed distinct titles ; but the largest and most flourish- ing of all would be discontented, I am afraid, with the pro- perest I could inscribe it with, the queer. We really have at present in our city more good poets than we ever had ; and the queer might be among the best if they pleased. But whenever an obvious and natural thought presents itself, they either reject it for coming without imagination, or they phry- giani%e it with such biting and hot curling-irons, that it rolls itself up impenetrably. Tliey declare to us that pure and simple imagination is the absolute perfection of poetry ; and if ever they admit a sentence or reflection, it must be one which requires a whole day to unravel and wind it smoothly on the distaff. To me it appears that poetry ought neither to be all body nor all soul. Beautiful features, limbs compact, sweetness of voice, and easiness of transition, belong to the Deity who in- spires and represents it. We may loiter by the stream and allay our thirst as it runs, but we should not be forbidden the larger draught from the deeper well. FROM MYRTIS. Friends, whom she look'd at blandly from her couch And her white wrist above it, gem-bedewed, Were arguing with Pentheusa : she had heard Report of Creon's death, whom years before She listened to, well-pleas'd ; and sighs arose; For sighs full often fondle with reproofs And will be fondled by them. Pericles and Aspasia, i 7 1 When I came, After the rest, to visit her, she said, Myrtis I hoiv kind I Who better Inoivs than thou The pangs of love ? and my Jirst love ivas he ! Tell me, if ever, Eros ! are reveal'd Thy secrets to the earth, have they been true To any love who speak about the first ? What ! shall these holier lights, like twinkling stars In the few hours assign'd them, change their place. And, when comes ampler splendour, disappear? Idler I am, and pardon, not reply. Implore from thee, thus questioned ; well I know Thou strikest, like Olympian Jove, but once. Liv. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Lysicles, a young Athenian, fond of travelling, has just re- turned to us from a voyage in Thrace.*^ A love of observa- tion, in other words curiosity, could have been his only motive, for he never was addicted to commerce, nor disciplined in philosophy ; and indeed were he so, Thrace is hardly the country he would have chosen. I believe he is the first that ever travelled with no other intention than to see the cities and know the manners of barbarians. He represents the soil as extremely fertile in its nature, and equally well cultivated, and the inhabitants as warlike, hospitable, and courteous. All this is credible enough, and perhaps as generally known as might be expected of regions so remote and perilous. But Lysicles will appear to you to have assumed a little more than the fair privileges of a traveller, in relating that the people have so imperfect a sense of religion as to bury the dead in the temples of the Gods, and the priests so avaricious and shameless as to claim money for the permission of this im- piety. He told us, furthermore, that he had seen a mag- nificent temple, built on somewhat of a Grecian model, in the interior of which there are many flat marbles fastened with iron cramps against the walls, and serving for monuments. [^ Probably these Thracian institutions are more likely to be dis- coverable in England than in that country.] 172 Longer Prose Works. Continuing his discourse, he assured us that these monuments, although none are ancient, are of all forms and dimensions, as if the Thracians were resolved to waste and abolish the sym- metry they had adopted, and that they are inscribed in an obsolete language ; so that the people whom they might animate and instruct, by recording brave and virtuous actions, pass them carelessly by, breaking off now and then a nose from a conqueror, and a wing from an agathodemon. Thrace is governed by many princes. One of them. Teres an Odrysan," has gained great advantages in war. No doubt, this is uninteresting to you, but it is necessary to the course of my narration. Will you believe it ? yet Lysicles is both intelligent and trustworthy — will you believe that, at the return of the Thracian prince to enjoy the fruits of his victory, he ordered an architect to build an arch for himself and his army to pass under, on their road into the city ? As if a road, on such an occasion, ought not rather to be widened than narrowed ! If you will not credit this of a barbarian, who is reported to be an intelligent and prudent man in other things, you will exclaim, I fear, against the exaggeration of Lysicles and my credulity, when I relate to you on his authority that, to the same conqueror, by his command, there has been erected a column sixty cubits high, supporting his effigy in marble ! Imagine the general of an army standing upon a column of sixty cubits to show himself! A crane might do it after a victoiy over a pigmy ; or it might aptly represent the virtues of a rope-dancer, exhibiting how little he was subject to dizziness. I will write no more about it, for really I am beginning to think, that some pretty Thracian has given poor Lysicles a love-potion, and that it has affected his brain.^ ['' Teres not only governed the larger part of Thrace, but influenced many of the free and independent states in that country, and led into the field the GetKs, the Agrianians, the Leseans, and the Pceonians. [First ed. : " Thucydides says that to coast his kingdom re- quired four days and four nights for the swiftest vessel sailing before the wind ; and that by land an expeditious walker would hardly cross it in thirteen days.'"] Sitalces, the son of Teres, ravaged all Macedonia in the reign of Perdiccas.] [3 In ist ed. : "affected his brain a little."] Pericles and Aspasia. 173 LV. , CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Never will I believe that a people, however otherwise ignorant and barbarous, yet capable of turning a regular arch and of erecting a lofty column, can be so stupid and absurd as you have represented. What ! bury dead bodies in the temples ! cast them out of their own houses into the houses of the Gods ! Depend upon it, Aspasia, they were the bones of victims ; and the strange uncouth inscriptions commemorate votive offer- ings, in the language of the priests, whatever it may be. So far is clear. Regarding the arch, Lysicles saw them removing it, and fancied they were building it. This mistake is really ludicrous. The column, you must have perceived at once, was erected, not to display the victor, but to expose the van- quished. A blunder very easy for an idle traveller to commit. Few of the Thracians, I conceive, even in the interior, are so utterly ignorant of Grecian arts, as to raise a statue at such a height above the ground, that the vision shall not com- prehend all the features easily, and the spectator see and con- template the object of his admiration, as nearly and in the same position as he was used to do in the Agora. The monument of the greatest man should be only a bust and a name. If the name alone is insufficient to illustrate the bust, let them both perish. Enough about Thracians ; enough about tombs and monu- ments. Two pretty Milesians, Agapenthe and Peristera, who are in love with you for loving me, are quite resolved to kiss your hand. You must not detain them long with you : Miletus is not to send all her beauty to be kept at Athens We have no such treaty. LVI. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. There is such a concourse of philosophers, all anxious to show Alcibiades the road to Virtue, that I am afraid they will com- pletely block it up before him. Among the rest is my old friend Socrates, who seems resolved to transfer to him all the 1 74 Longer Prose Works. philosophy he designed for me, with very little of that which I presented to him in return. And (would you believe it ?) Alcibiades, who began with ridiculing him, now attends to him with as much fondness as Hyacynthus did to Apollo. The graver and uglier philo- sophers, however they differ on other points, agree in these ; that beauty does not reside in the body, but in the mind ; that philosophers are the only true heroes ; and that heroes alone are entitled to the privilege of being implicitly obeyed by the beautiful. Doubtless there may be very fine pearls in very uninviting shells ; but our philosophers never wade knee-deep into the beds, attracted rather to what is bright externally. , LVII. CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Alcibiades ought not to have captious or inquisitive men about him. I know not what the sophists are good for ; I only know they are the very worst instructors. Logic, however unperverted, is not for boys ; argumentation is among the most dangerous of early practices, and sends away both fancy and modesty. The young mind should be nourished with simple and grateful food, and not too copious. It should be little exercised until its nerves and muscles show themselves, and even then rather for air than anything else. Study is the bane of boyhood, the aliment of youth, the indulgence of manhood, and the restorative of age. I am confident that persons like you and Pericles see little of these sharpers who play tricks upon words. It is amusing to observe how they do it, once or twice. As there are some flowers which you should smell but slightly to extract all that is pleasant in them, and which, if you do otherwise, emit what is unpleasant or noxious, so there are some men with whom a slight acquaintance is quite sufficient to draw out all that is agreeable, a more intimate one would be unsatisfactory and unsafe. Pericles and Aspasia. 175 LVIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Pericles rarely says he likes anything ; but whenever he is pleased, he expresses it by his countenance, although when he is displeased he never shows it, even by the faintest sign. It was long before I ventured to make the observation to him. He replied, " It would be ungrateful and ungentle not to return my thanks for any pleasure imparted to me, when a smile has the power of conveying them. I never say that a thing pleases / me while it is yet undone or absent, lest I should give some- body the trouble of performing or producing it. As for what is displeasing, I really am very insensible in general to matters of this nature ; and when I am not so, I experience more of satisfaction in subduing my feeling than I ever felt of dis- pleasure at the occurrence which excited it. Politeness is in itself a power, and takes away the weight and galling from every other we may exercise. I foresee," he added, " that Alcibiades will be an elegant man, but I apprehend he will never be a polite one. There is a difference, and a greater than we are apt to perceive or imagine. Alcibiades would win without conciliating : he would seize and hold, but would not acquire. The man who is determined to keep others fast and firm, must have one end of the bond about his own breast, sleeping and waking." LIX. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Agapenthe and Peristera, the bearers of your letter, came hither in safety and health, late as the season is for navigation. They complain of our cold climate in Athens, and shudder at the sight of snow upon the mountains in the horizon. Hardly had they been with me, before the housewives and sages were indignant at their effrontery. In fact, they gazed in wonder at the ugliness of our sex in Attica, and at the gravity of philosophers, of whom stories so ludicrous are related. I do not think I shall be able to find them lovers 1 76 Longer Prose Works. here. Peristera ^ hath lost a Httle of her dove-like faculty (if ever she had much), at the report which has been raised about her cousin and herself. Dracontides was very fond of Agapenthe ; she, however, was by no means so fond of him, which is always the case when young men would warm us at their fire before ours is kindled. For, honestly to confess the truth, the very best of us are more capricious than sensitive, and more sensitive than grateful. Dracontides is not indeed a man to excite so delightful a feeling. He is confident that Peristera must be the cause of Agapenthe's disinclination to him ; for how is it possible that a young girl of unperverted mind could be indifferent to Dracontides ? Unable to discover that any sorceress was employed against him, he turned his anger toward Peristera, and declared in her presence that her malignity alone could influence so abusively the generous mind of Agapenthe. At my request the playful girl consented to receive him. Seated upon an amphora in the aviaiy, she was stroking the neck of a noble peacock, while the bird pecked at the berries on a branch of arbutus in her bosom. Dracontides entered, conducted by Peristera, who desired her cousin to declare at once whether it was by any malignity of her's that he had hitherto failed to conciliate her regard. " O the ill-tempered, frightful man ! " cried Agapenthe ; " does any body that is not malicious ever talk of malignity ? " Dracontides went away, calling upon the Gods for justice. The next morning a rumour ran throughout Athens,!^ how he had broken off his intended nuptials, on the discovery that Aspasia had destined the two lonians to the pleasures of Pericles. Moreover, he had discovered that one of them, he would not say which, had certainly threads of several colours in her threadcase, not to mention a lock of hair, whether of a dead man or no, might by some be doubted ; and that the other was about to be consigned to Pyrilampes, in exchange for a peacock and sundry smaller birds. "9 " Peristera " is the Greek for "dove."] "1" These scandals were actually current in Athens. — See Plutarch's Life of Pericles, and Mahaffy's Greek Lfe and Thought for a rather im- probable explanation of them.] Periclas and Aspasia. '^ll No question could be entertained of the fact, for the girls were actually in the house, and the birds in the aviary. Agapenthe declares she waits only for the spring, and will then leave Athens for her dear Miletus, where she never heard such an expression as malignity. " O what rude people the Athenians are ! " said she. LX. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Rather than open my letter again, I write another. Agapenthe's heart is won by Mnasylus. I never suspected it. On his return out of Thessaly (whither I fancy he went on purpose) he brought a cage of nightingales. There are few of them in Attica ; and none being kept tame, none remain with us through the winter. Of the four brought by Mnasylus, one sings even in this season of the year. Agapenthe and Peristera were awakened in the morning by the song ^^ of a bird, like a nightingale, in the aviaiy. They went down to- gether ; and over the door they found these verses. Maiden or youth, who standest here, Think not, if haply -we. should fear A stranger's voice or stranger's face, (Such is the nature of our race,) That w^e would gladly fly again To gloomy wood or windy plain. Certain we are we ne'er should find A care so provident, so kind, Altho' by flight we repossest The tenderest mother's warmest nest. O may you prove, as well as we, That even in Athens there may be A sweeter thing than liberty. " This is surely the handwriting of Mnasylus," said Agapenthe. " How do you know his hand-writing ? " cried Peristera. A blush and a kiss, and one gentle push, were the answer. [1^ First ed. : " thrilling song.'"] M 178 Longer Prose Works. Mnasylus, on hearing the sound of footsteps, had retreated behind a thicket of laurustine and pyracanthus, in which the aviary is situated, fearful of bringing the gardener into reproof for admitting him. However, his passion was uncontrollable ; and Peristera declares, although Agapenthe denies it, that he caught a kiss upon each of his cheeks by the interruption. Certain it is, for they agree in it, that he threw his arms around them both as they were embracing, and implored them to con- ceal the fault of poor old Alcon, " who shewed me," said he, " more pity than Agapenthe will ever shew me." " why did you bring these birds hither ? " said she, trying to frown. " Because you asked," replied he, " the other day, whether we had any in Attica, and told me you had many at home." She turned away abruptly, and, running up to my chamber, would have informed me why. Superfluous confidence ! Her tears wetted my cheek. "Agapenthe!" said I, smiling, "are you sure you have cried for the last time, I ivhat rude people the Athenians are /" LXI. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. 1 APPREHEND, O Pcriclcs, not only that I may become an object of jealousy and hatred to the Athenians, by the notice you have taken of me, but that you yourself, which affects me greatly more, may cease to retain the whole of their respect and veneration. Whether, to acquire a great authority over the people, some things are not necessary to be done on which Virtue and Wisdom are at variance, it becomes not me to argue or con- sider ; but let me suggest the inquiry to you, whether he who is desirous of supremacy should devote the larger portion of his time to one person. Three affections of the soul predominate ; Love, Religion, and Power. The first two are often united ; the other stands widely apart from them, and neither is admitted nor seeks ad- mittance to their society. I wonder then how you can love Pericles and Aspasia. 179 so truly and tenderly. Ought I not rather to say I did wonder i Was Pisistratus ^^ affectionate ? Do not be angry ? It is certainly the first time a friend has ever ventured to dis- cover a resemblance, although you are habituated to it from your opponents. In these you forgive it ; do you in mc ? LXII. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. Pisistratus was affectionate : the rest of his character you know as well as I do. You know that he was eloquent, that he was humane, that he was contemplative, that he was learned ; that he not only was profuse to men of genius, but cordial, and that it was only with such men he was familiar and intimate. You know that he was the greatest, the wisest, the most virtuous, excepting Solon and Lycurgus, that ever ruled any portion of the human race. Is it not happy and glorious for mortals, when, instead of being led by the ears, under the clumsy and violent hand of vulgar and clamorous adventurers, a Pisistratus leaves the volumes of Homer and the conversation of Solon, for them ? We may be introduced to Power by Humanity, and at first may love her less for her own sake than for Humanity's, but by degrees we become so accustomed to her as to be quite un- easy without her. Religion and Power, like the Cariatides in sculpture, never face one another ; they sometimes look the same way, but oftener stand back to back. [12 " Pericles in his youth stood in great fear of the people. For in his countenance he was like Pisistratus the Tyrant and he perceived the old men were much struck by a further resemblance in the sweet- ness of his voice, the volubility of his tongue, and the roundness of his periods The comic writers abuse him in a most malignant manner, giving his friends the name of the newPisistridae." — Ferldes, LangJwrnes Blutarch. "Pisistratus had an affable and engaging manner. He was a liberal benefactor to the poor, and even to his enemies he behaved with great candour. He counterfeited so dexter- ously the good qualities which nature had denied him, that he gained more credit than the real possessors of them, and stood foremost in the public esteem in point of moderation and equity." — Langhornes Plutarch, Solon. '\ i8o Longer Prose Works. We will argue about them one at a time, and about the other in the triad too ; let me have the choice. LXIII. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. We must talk over again the subject of your letter ; no, not talk, but write about it. I think, Pericles, you who are so sincere with me, are never quite sincere with others. You have contracted this bad habitude from your custom of addressing the people. But among friends and philosophers, would it not be better to speak exactly as we think, whether ingeniously or not ? In- genious things, I am afraid, are never perfectly true : however, I would not exclude them, the difference being very wide between perfect truth and violated truth ; I would not even leave them in a minority ; I would hear and say as many as may be, letting them pass current for what they are worth. Anaxagoras rightly remarked that Love always makes us better, Religion sometimes, Power never. LXIV. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Pericles was delighted with your letter on education. I wish he were as pious as you are ; occasionally he appears so. I attacked him on his simulation, but it produced a sudden and powerful effect on Alcibiades. You will collect the whole from a summary of our conversation. " So true," ^^ said he, " is the remark of Anaxagoras, that it was worth my while to controvert it. Did you not observe the attention paid to it by young and old ? I was un- willing that the graver part of the company should argue to- morrow with Alcibiades, on the nature of love, as they are apt to do, and should persuade him that he would be the better for it. " On this consideration, I said, while you were occupied, ' O Anaxagoras ! if we of this household knew not how P First ed. : " very true."] Pericles and Aspasia. i8i religious a man you are, your discourse would in some degree lead us to countenance the suspicion ^^ of your enemies. Religion is never too little for us ; it satisfies all the desires of the soul. Love is but an atom of it, consuming and consumed by the stubble on which it falls. But when it rests upon the Gods, it partakes of their nature, in its essence pure and eternal. Love indeed works great miracles. Like the ocean. Love embraces the earth ; and by Love, as by the ocean, whatever is sordid and unsound is borne away.' " ^^ *' ' Love indeed works great marvels,' said Anaxagoras, ' but I doubt whether the ocean, in such removals, may not perad venture be the more active of the two.' " " ' Acknowledge at least,' said I, * that the flame of Love purifies the temple it burns in.' " " Only when first lighted," said Anaxagoras. " Generally the heat is either spent or stifling soon afterward ; and the torch, when it is extinguished, leaves an odour very different from myrrh and frankincense." " I think, Aspasia, you entered while he was speaking these words." 1" He had turned the stream. Pericles then proceeded. " Something of power," said he, " hath been consigned to me by the favour and indulgence of the Athenians. I do not dissemble that I was anxious to obtain it ; I do not dissemble that my vows and supplications for the prosperity of the country were unremitted. It pleased the Gods to turn to- ward me the eyes of my fellow citizens, but had they not blessed me with religion they never would have blessed me with power, better and more truly called an influence on their hearts and their reason, a high and secure place in the acropolis of their affections. Yes, Anaxagoras ! yes, Medon ! I do say, had they not blessed me with it ; for, in order to obtain it, I was obliged to place a daily and a nightly watch over my i'' thoughts and actions. In proportion as authority \}^ First ed. : " suspicions."] [15 In ist ed. : "As in the ocean that embraces the earth, whatever is sordid is borne away and disappears in it, so the flame of love purifies the temple it burns in." " Only," etc.] [IS This sentence does not occur in the ist ed.] [17 First ed. : "all my thoughts."] 1 82 Longer Prose Works. was consigned to me, I found it both expedient and easy to grow better, time not being left me for sedentary occupations or frivolous pursuits, and every desire being drawn on and absorbed in that mighty and interminable, that rushing, reno- vating, and purifying one, which comprehends our country. If any young man would win to himself the hearts of the wise and brave, and is ambitious of being the guide and leader of them, let him be assured that his virtue will give him power, and power will consolidate and maintain his virtue. Let him never then squander away the inestimable hours of youth in tangled and trifling disquisitions, with such as perhaps have an interest in perverting or unsettling his opinions, and who specu- late into his sleeping thoughts and dandle his nascent passions ; but let him start from them with alacrity, and walk forth with firmness ; let him early take an interest in the business and concerns of men ; and let him, as he goes along, look stead- fastly at the statues of those who have benefited his country, and make with himself a solemn compact to stand hereafter among them." I had heard the greater part of this already, all but the com- mencement. At the conclusion Alcibiades left the room ; I feared he was conscious that something in it was too closely applicable to him. How I rejoiced when I saw him enter again, with a helmet like Pallas's on his head, a spear in his hand, crying, " To Sparta, boys ! to Sparta ! " Pericles whispered to me, but in a voice audible to those who sate farther off, " Alcibiades, I trust, is destined to abolish the influence and subvert the power of that restless and troublesome rival." LXV. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. I DISBELIEVE, O Pericles, that it is good for us, that it is good for men, women, or nations, to be without a rival. Acquit me now of any desire that, in your generosity, you should resolve on presenting me with such a treasure, for I am without the ability of returning it. But have you never observed how many graces of person and demeanour we women Pericles and Aspasia. 183 are anxious to display, in order to humble a rival, which we were unconscious of possessing until opposite charms provoked them ? Sparta can only be humbled by the prosperity and liberality of Athens. She was ever jealous and selfish ; Athens has been too often so. It is only by forbearance toward dependent states, and by kindness toward the weaker, that her power can long preponderate. Strong attachments are strong allies. This truth is so clear as to be colourless, and I should fear that you would censure me for writing what almost a child might have spoken, were I ignorant that its importance hath ^^ made little impression on the breasts of statesmen. I admire your wisdom in resolving to increase no farther the domains of Attica ; to ^^ surround her with the outworks of islands,' and 20 more closely with small independent communities. It is only from such as these that virtue can come forward neither hurt nor heated ; the crowd is too dense for her in larger. But what is mostly our consideration, it is only such as these that are sensible of benefits. They cling to you afflictedly in your danger ; the greater Hook on with folded arms, nod knowingly, cry sad work ! when you are worsted, and turn their backs on you when you are fallen. LXVI. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. There are things, Aspasia, beyond the art of Phidias. He may represent Love leaning upon his bow and listening to Philosophy ; but not for hours together : he may representy Love, while he is giving her a kiss for her lesson, tying her ^ arms behind her : loosing them again must be upon another marble. LXVII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. The philosophers are less talkative in our conversations, now Alcibiades has given up his mind to mathematics and strategy, and seldom comes among them. [1* First ed. [19 First ed, [20 First ed. " the important truth has."] "and in designing to."] " and to encompass her."] 184 Longer Prose Works. Pericles told me they will not pour out the rose-water for their beards, unless into a Corinthian or golden vase. " But take care," added he, " to offend no philosopher of any sect whatever. Indeed, to offend any person is the next foolish thing to being offended. I never do it, unless when it is requisite to discredit somebody who might otherwise have the influence to diminish my estimation. Politeness is not always a sign of wisdom ; but the want of it always leaves room for a suspicion of folly, if folly and imprudence are the same. I have scarcely had time to think of any blessings that entered my house with you, beyond those which encompass myself ; yet it cannot but be obvious that Alcibiades hath now an opportunity of improving his manners, such as even the society of scholastic men will never countervail. This is a high advantage on all occasions, particularly in embassies. Well-bred men require it, and let it pass : the ill-bred catch at it greedily ; as fishes are attracted from the mud, and netted, by the shine of flowers and shells." LXVIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. _ At last I have heard him speak ^i in public. Apollo may shake the rocks of Delphi, and may turn the pious pale ; my Pericles rises with serenity ; his voice hath at once left his lips and entered the heart of Athens. The violent and desperate tremble in every hostile city ; a thunder- bolt seems to have split in the centre, and to have scattered its. sacred fire unto the whole circumference of Greece. The greatest of prodigies are the prodigies of a mortal ; they are, indeed, the only ones : with the Gods there are none. Alas ! alas ! the eloquence and the wisdom, the courage and the constancy of my Pericles, must have their end ; and [-1 " For adding, as the divine Plato expresses it, the loftiness of the imagination and all commanding energy, with which Philosophy supplied him, to the native powers of genius, and making use of whatever he found to his purpose in the study of nature to dignify the art of speaking, he far excelled all other orators." — Langhorne' s Plutarch, Pericles J\ Pericles and Aspasia. 185 the glorious shrine, wherein they stand pre-eminent, must one day drop into the deformity of death ! O Aspasia ! of the tears thou art shedding, tears of pride, tears of fondness, are there none (in those many) for thyself? Yes ; whatever was attributed to thee of grace or beauty, so valuable for his sake whose partiality assigned them to thee, must go first, and all that he loses is a loss to thee ! weep then on. LXIX. PERICLES TO ASPASIA. Do you love me ? do you love me ? Stay, reason upon it, sweet Aspasia ! doubt, hesitate, question, drop it, take it up again, provide, raise obstacles, reply directly. Oracles are sacred, and there is a pride in being a diviner. LXX. ASPASIA TO PERICLES. I WILL do none of those things you tell me to do ; but I will say something you forgot to say, about the insufficiency of Phidias. He may represent a hero with unbent brows, a sage with the lyre of Poetry in his hand, Ambition with her face half- aveited from the City, but he cannot represent, in the same sculpture, at the same distance. Aphrodite higher than Pallas. He would be derided if he did ; and a great man can never do that for which a little man may deride him. I shall love you even more than I do, if you will love yourself more than me. Did ever lover talk so ? Pray tell me, for I have forgotten all they ever talked about. But, Pericles ! Pericles ! be careful to lose nothing of your glory, or you lose all that can be lost of me ; my pride, my happi- ness, my content ; everything but my poor weak love : keep glory then for my sake ! 1 86 Longer Prose Works. LXXI. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. I AM not quite certain that you are correct in your decision, on the propriety of sculpturing the statues of our deities from one sole material. Those, however, of mortals and nymphs and Genii should be marble, and marble only. But you will pardon a doubt, a long doubt, a doubt for the chin to rest upon in the palm of the hand, when Cleone thinks one thing and Phidias another. 1 debated with Pericles on the subject. " In my opinion," said he, " no material for statuary is so beautiful as marble ; and, far from allowing that two or more materials should compose one statue, I would not willingly see an interruption made in the figure of a God or Goddess, even by the folds of drapery. I would venture to take the cestus ^2 from Venus, distinguishing her merely by her own peculiar beauty. But in the representations of the more awful Powers, who are to be venerated and worshipped as the patrons and protectors of cities, we must take into account the notions of the people. In their estimate, gold and ivory ^3 give splendour and dignity to the Gods themselves, and our wealth displays their power ! Beside . . . but bring youj ear closer . . . when p2 (f Therewith from her breast she (Aphrodite) loosed the broidered girdle, fair wrought, wherein are all her enchantments ; therein are love and desire and loving converse, that steals the wits even of the wise." — Iliad, xiv. 216. Messrs Lang, Leaf and Myers'' translation .^ [-3 Socrates. — Then when 1 agree that Phidas is a good worlcman, "Well," he will say, "do you think Phidias was ignorant of the Beautiful you talk, of? " " Why in the name of goodness? " I shall ask. " Because he did not make the eyes of Athene of gold, nor the rest of the face, nor the feet, nor the hands, but of ivory," he will answer: " if, as you say, it would have looked most beautiful in gold. Plainly he made the mistake through want of culture, because he was unaware that gold is the substance which makes everything beautiful wherever it appears." When he says this, what answer are we to make, Hippias ? " Hippias. — No difficulty. We will say that he made it right; fori conceive that ivory is beautiful too. Socrates. — " For what reason, then," he will ask, " did he make the centres of the eyes not of ivory but of stone, taking care to get as great a simi- larity as possible in the stone to the ivory ? Is beautiful stone also a beautiful thing ? " Shall we say yes, Hippias ? Hippias. — Yes, cer- tainly — when it is in place. — Plato, Hippias MuJor.'\ Pericles and Aspasia. 187 they will not indulge us with their favour, we may borrow their cloaks and ornaments, and restore them when they have recovered their temper." LXXII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. After I had written to you, we renewed our conversation on the same subject. I enquired of Pericles whether he thought the appellation of golden 2* was applied to Venus for her precious gifts, or for some other reason. His answer was : " Small statues of Venus are more numerous than of any other deity : and the first that were gilt in Greece, I believe, were hers. She is worshipped, you know, not only as the Goddess of beauty, but likewise as the Goddess of fortune. In the foimer capacity we are her rapturous adorers for five years perhaps ; in the latter we persevere for life. Many carry her image with them on their journeys, and there is scarcely a house in any part of Greece wherein it is not a principal ornament." I remarked to him that Apollo, from the colour of his hair and the radiance of his countenance, would be more appro- priately represented in gold, and yet that the poets were un- mindful to call him golden.-^ " They never found him so," said he ; " but Venus often smiles upon them in one department. Little images of her are often of solid gold, and are placed on the breast or under the pillow. Other deities are seldom of such diminutive size, or such precious materials. It is only of late that they have even borne the semblance of them. The Egy}5tians, the in- ventors of all durable colours, and indeed of everything else that is durable in the arts, devised the means of investing other metals with dissolved gold ; the Phoenicians, barbarous and in- different to elegance and refinement, could only cover them with lamular incrustations. By improving the inventions of Egypt, bronze, odious in its own proper colour for the human [2^ e.g., " What life is there, what joy, without golden Aphrodite ? " — Mimnermus, i. I.] ["'' First ed. : " the golden."] 1 88 Longer Prose Works. figure, and more odious for Divinities, assumes a splendour and majesty which almost compensate for marble itself." " Metal," said I, " has the advantage in durability." " Surely not," answered he ; " and it is more exposed to invasion and avarice. But either of them, under cover, may endure many thousand years, I apprehend, and without corro- sion. The temples of Egypt, which have remained two thousand, are fresh at this hour as when they were first erected : and all the violence of Cambyses 26 and his army, bent on effacing the images, have done little more harm, if you look at them from a short distance, than a single fly would do in a summer day, on a statue of Pentelican marble. The Egyptians have laboured more to commemorate the weaknesses of man than the Gi'ecians to attest his energies. This how- ever must be conceded to the Egyptians ; that they are the only people on earth to whom destruction has not been the first love and principal occupation. The works of their hands will outlive the works of their intellect : here at least I glory in the sure hope that we shall differ from them. Judgment and perception of the true and beautiful will never allow our statuaries to represent the human countenance as they have done, in granite, and poqihyry, and basalt. Their statues have resisted Time and War ; ours will vanquish Envy and Malice. " Sculpture has made great advances in my time ; Painting still greater ; for until the last forty years it was inelegant and rude. Sculpture can go no farther ; Painting can : she may add scenery and climate to her forms. She may give to Philoctetes, not only the wing of the sea-bird, wherewith he cools the throbbing of his wound ; not only the bow and the quiver at his feet, but likewise the gloomy rocks, the Vulcanian vaults, and the distant fires of Lemnos, the fierce inhabitants subdued by pity, the remorseless betrayer, and the various emotions of his retiring friends. Her reign is boundless, but the fairer and the richer part of her dominions lies within the Odyssea. Painting by degrees will perceive her advantages over Sculpture ; but if there are paces between Sculpture and [-^ Cambyses is said to have attempted to destroy the colossal statue of Memnon in Egypt.] Pericles and Aspasia. 189 Painting, there are parasangs between Painting and Poetry. The difference is that of a lake confined by mountains, and a river ininning on through all the varieties of sceneiy, perpetual and unimpeded. Sculpture and Painting are moments of life ; Poetiy is life itself, and every thing around it and above it. " But let us turn back again to the position we set out from, and offer due reverence to the truest diviners of the Gods. Phidias in ten days is capable of producing what would outlive ten thousand years, if man were not resolved to be the subverter of man's glory. The Gods themselves will vanish away before their images." O Cleone ! this is painful to hear. I wish Pericles, and I too, were somewhat more religious : it is so sweet and graceful. LXXIII, CLEONE TO ASPASIA. She, O Aspasia, who wishes to be more religious, hath much religion, although the volatility of her imagination and the velocity of her pursuits do not permit her to settle fixedly on the object of it. How could I have ever loved you so, if I believed the Gods would disapprove of my attachment, as they certainly would if you under-rated their power and goodness ! They take especial care both to punish the unbeliever, and to strike with awe the witnesses of unbelief. I accompanied my father, not long since, to the temple of Apollo, and when we had performed the usual rites of our devotion, there came up to us a young man of somewhat pleasing aspect, with whose family ours was anciently on terms of intimacy. After my father had made the customary inquiries, he conversed with us about his travels. He had just left Ephesus, and said he had spent the morning in a comparison between Diana's temple and Apollo's. He told us that they are similar in design ; but that the Ephesian -" Goddess is an ugly lump of dark- [27 Now the Ionian land has a most happy mingling of seasons, and you can find there temples such as there are nowhere else. For magni- tude and wealth that of Diana at Ephesus takes the first place, and next come two unfinished temples of Apollo, one in the Branchids at Miletus, and the other at Clarus, in the territory of Colophon. — Pausanias, vii. 5. 4. J 190 Longer Prose Works. coloured stone ; while our Apollo is of such transcendent beauty that, on first beholding him, he wondered any other God had a worshipper. My father was transported with joy at such a declaration. " Give up the others," said he ; " worship here, and rely on prosperity." " Were I myself to select," answered he, " any deity in preference to the rest, it should not be an irascible, or vindictive, or unjust one." " Surely not," cried my father ... "it should be Apollo; and our Apollo ! What has Diana done for any man, or any woman ? I speak submissively . . . with all reverence . . . I do not question." The young man answered, " I will forbear to say a word about Diana, having been educated in great fear of her : but surely the treatment of Marsyas by Apollo was bordering on severity." " Not a whit," cried my father, " if understood righdy." " His assent to the request of Phaeton," continued the young man, "knowing (as he did) the consequences, seems a little deficient in that foresight which belongs peculiarly to the God of prophecy." My father left me abruptly, ran to the font, and sprinkled first himself, then me, lastly the guest, with lustral water. " We mortals," continued he gravely, " should not presume to argue on the Gods after our own inferior nature and limited capacities. What appears to have been cruel might have been most kindly provident." " The reasoning is conclusive," said the youth ; " you have caught by the hand a benighted and wandering dreamer, and led him from the brink of a precipice. I see nothing left now on the road-side but the skin of Marsyas, and it would be folly to start or flinch at it." My father had a slight suspicion of his sincerity, and did not invite him to the house. He has attempted to come, more than once, evidently with an earnest desire to explore the truth. Several days together he has been seen on the very spot where he made the confession to my father, in deep thought, and, as we hope, under the influence of the Deity. Pericles and Aspasia. 191 I forgot to tell you that this young person is Thraseas, son of Phormio the Coan. LXXIV. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. If ever there was a youth whose devotion was ardent, and whose face (I venture to say, although 1 never saw it) was prefigured for the offices of adoration, I suspect it must be Thraseas, son of Phormio the Coan. Happy the man who, when every thought else is dismissed, comes last and alone into the warm and secret foldings of a letter ! LXXV. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. Alcibiades entei'ed the library one day when I was writing out some verses. He discovered what I was about, by my hurry in attempting to conceal them. " Alcibiades ! " said I, " we do not like to be detected in anything so wicked as poetry. Some day or other I shall perhaps have my revenge, and catch you committing the same sin with more pertinacity." " Do you fancy," said he, " that I cannot write a verse or two, if I set my heart upon it ? " " No," replied I ; " but I doubt whether your heart, in its lightness and volubility, would not roll off so slippery a plinth. We remember your poetical talents, displayed in all their brightness on poor Socrates." " Do not laugh at Socrates," said he. " The man is by no means such a quibbler and impostor as some of his dis- ciples 2^ would represent him, making him drag along no easy mule-load, by Hercules I no summer robe, no every-day ves- ture, no nurse of an after-dinner nap, but a trailing, trouble- some, intricate piece of sophistry, interwoven with flowers and sphynxes, stolen from an Egyptian temple, with dust enough [-8 With this attack on Plato, compare the Imaginary Conversation between Diogenes and Plato. Landor was no believer in Plato.] 192 Longer Prose Works. in it to blind all the crocodiles as far as to the cataracts, and to dry up the Nile at its highest overflow. He is rather fond of strangling an unwary interloper with a string of questions, of which it is difficult to see the length or the knots, until the two ends are about the throat : but he lets him off easily when he has fairly set his mark on him. Anaxagoras tells me that there is not a school in Athens where the scholars are so jealous and malicious, while he himself is totally exempt from those worst and most unphilosophical of passions ; that the parasitical weed grew up together with their very root, and soon overtopped the plant, but that it only hangs to his rail- ing. Now Anaxagoras envies nobody, and only perplexes us by the admiration of his generosity, modesty, and wisdom. " I did not come hither to disturb you, Aspasia ! and will retire when I have given you satisfaction, or revenge ; this, I think, is the word. Not only have I written verses, and, as you may well suppose, long after those upon the son of Sophroniscus, but verses upon love." " Are we none of us in the secret ? " said I. " You shall be," said he ; " attend and pity." I must have turned pale, I think, for I shuddered. He repeated these, and relieved me. I love to look on lovely eyes, And do not shun the sound of sighs, If they are level with the ear ; But if they rise just o'er my chin, O Venus ! how I hate their din ! My own I am too weak to bear. LXXVI.29 CLEONE TO ASPASIA. Do you remember little Artemidora, the mild and bashful girl, whom you compared to a white blossom on the river, sur- rounded by innumerable slender reeds, and seen only at inter- vals as they waved about her, making way to the breeze, and quivering and bending ? Not having seen her for some time, and meeting Deiphobos who is intimate with her family, I P Not in ist ed.] Pericles and Aspasia, 193 ventured to ask whether he had been lately at the house. He turned pale. Imprudent and indelicate as I am, I accused him instantly, with much gaiety, of love for her. Accused ! O Aspasia, how glorious is it in one to feel more sensibly than all others the beauty that lies far beyond what they ever can discern ! From their earthly station they behold the sun's bright disk : he enters the palace of the God. Externally there is fire only : pure inextinguishable aether fills the whole space within, and increases the beauty it displays. " Cleone ! " said he, " you are distressed at the appre- hension of having pained me. Believe me, you have not touched the part where pain lies. Were it possible that a creature so perfect could love me, I would reprove her indis- cretion ; I would recall to her attention what surely her eyes might indicate at a glance, the disparity of our ages ; and I would teach her, what is better taught by friendship than by experience, that youth alone is the fair price of youth. How- ever, since there is on either side nothing but pure amity, there is no necessity for any such discourse. My soul could hardly be more troubled if there were. Her health is declin- ing while her beauty is scarcely yet at its meridian. I will not delay you, O Cleone ! nor will you delay me. Rarely do I enter the temples ; but I must enter here before I sleep. Artemis and Amphrodite may perhaps hear me ; but I entreat you, do you also, who are more pious than I am, pray and implore of their divine goodness, that my few years may be added to hers ; the few to the many, the sorrowful (not then so) to the joyous." He clasped my hand : I withdrew it, for it burnt me. Inconsiderate and indelicate before, call me now (what you must ever think me) barbarous and inhuman. Lxxvn.30 ASPASIA TO CLEONE. The largest heart, O Cleone, is that which only one can rest upon or impress ; the purest is that which dares to call itself impure ; the kindest is that which shrinks rather at its own po Not in I St ed.] 194 Longer Prose Works. inhumanity than at another's. Cleone barbarous ! Cleone inhuman ! Silly girl ! you are fit only to be instructress to the sillier Aspasia. In some things (in this for instance) I am wiser than you. I have truly a great mind to make you blush again, and so make you accuse yourself a second time of indis- cretion. After a pause, I am resolved on it. Now then. Artemidora is the very girl who preferred you to me both for manners and beauty. Many have done the same no doubt, but she alone to my face. When we were sitting, one even- ing in autumn, with our feet in the Masander, her nurse con- ducted her towards us. We invited her to sit down between us, which at first she was afraid of doing, because the herbage had recovered from the drought of summer and had become succulent as in spring, so that it might stain her short white dress. But when we showed her how this danger might be avoided, she blushed, and, after some hesitation was seated. Before long, I enquired of her who was her little friend, and whether he was handsome, and whether he was sensible, and whether he was courageous, and whether he was ardent. She answered all these questions in the affirmative, excepting the last, which she really did not understand. At length came the twilight of thought that showed her bhishes. I ceased to persecute her, and only asked her which of us she liked the best and thought the most beautiful. " I like Cleone the best," said she, " and think her the most beautiful, because she took my hand and pitied my confusion when such very strange questions were put to me." However, she kissed me when she saw I was concerned at my impropriety : maybe a part of the kiss was given as a compensation for the severity of her sentence. LXXVIII. ASPASIA TO CLEONE. We are but pebbles in a gravel walk, Some blacker and some whiter, pebbles still, Fit only to be trodden on. These words were introduced into a comedy, lately written by Polus, a remarkably fat person and who appears to have Pericles and Aspasia. 195 enjoyed life and liberty as much as any citizen in Athens. I happen to have rendered some services to Philonides,^! the actor, to whom the speech is addressed. He brought me the piece before its representation, telling me that Polus and his friends had resolved to applaud the passage, and to turn their faces toward Pericles. I made him a little present, on condi- tion that, in the representation, he should repeat the following verses in reply, instead of the poet's. Fair Polus ! Can such fierce winds blow over such smooth seas ! I never saw a pebble in my life So richly set as thou art : now, by Jove, He who would tread upon thee can be none Except the proudest of the elephants. The tallest and the surest-footed beast In all the stables of the kings of Ind. The comedy was interrupted by roars of laughter : the friends of Polus slunk away, and he himself made many a violent effort to do the same ; but Amphicydes, who stood next, threw his arms round his neck, crying, " Behold another Codms ! devoting himself for his country. The infernal Powers require no black bull for sacrifice ; they are quite satisfied. Eternal peace with Boeotia ! eternal praise to her ! what a present ! where was he fatted ? " We had invited Polus to dine with us, and now condoled with him on his loss of appetite. The people of Athens were quite out of favour with him. " I told them what they were fit for," cried he, " and they proved it. Amphicydes ... I do not say he has been at Sparta ... I myself saw him, no long time ago, on the road that leads to Megara . . . that city rebelled soon after. His wife died strangely : she had not been married two years, and had grown ugly and thin : he might have used her for a broom if she had hair enough . . . perhaps he did ; odd noises have been heard in the house. I have no suspicion or spite against any man living . . . and, praise to the Gods ! I can live without being an informer." P Philonides was a friend of Aristophanes, under whose name the latter brought out some of his earlier plays. He was probably not an actor, but a dramatic poet. Polus is an imaginary character.] 196 Longer Prose Works. We listened with deep interest, but could not understand the allusion, as he perceived by our looks. " You will hear to-morrow," said he, " how unworthily I have been treated. Wit draws down Folly on ^- us, and she must have her fling. It does not hit ; it does not hit." Slaves brought in a ewer of water, with several napkins. They were not lost upon Polus, and he declared that those two boys had more sagacity and intuition than all the people in the theatre. " In your house and your administration, O Pericles, every thing is timed well and done well, without our knowing how. Dust will rise," said he, " dust will rise ; if we would not raise it we must never stir. They have begun with those who would reform their manners ; they will presently carry their violence against those who maintain and execute the laws." Supper was served. « A quail, O best Polus ! " * " A quail, O wonderful ! may hurt me ; but being recom- mended ..." It disappeared. " The breast of that capon ..." " Capons, being melancholic, breed melancholy within." " Coriander-seed might correct it, together with a few of those white plump pine-seeds." " The very diside ration ! " It was corrected. [32 First ed. : "upon."] * O best ! O ivonderful I O lady I ^ &c. fl ^eXTiare : fi 0av/J.a