^=™= S 1 1 > 1 " 1 < 1 5 9 = 1 "- 3 OfficS ; - ^ A SOUTHERN BRANCH UNIVERSITY OK CA; iruRNIA, LIBRARY, U OS ANGELES, CALIF. POEMS. POEMS, BY THE REV. GEORGE CRABBE, LL.B. Ipse per Ausonias JEne'ia. carmina gentes Qui sonat, ingenti qui nomine pulsat Olympum; Msoniumque senem Romano provocat ofe : Forsitan illius nemoris latuisset in umbra Quod canit, et sterili tantum cantasset avena Ignotus populi ; si Maecenate careret. Paneg. ad Pisones, Lucan. LONDON- PRINTED FOR J. HATCHARD, BOOKSELLER TO HER MAJESTY, OPPOSITE ALBANY, PICCADILLY. 1807. 47012 Printed by Bret tell and Co. Marshall-Street. gefrfcatfoit. TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE HENRY-RICHARD FOX, LORD HOLLAND, OF HOLLAND, IN LINCOLNSHIRE; LORD HOLLAND, OF FOXLEY; AND FELLOW OF THE SOCIETY OF ANTIQUARIES. my lord; That the longest Poem in this collection was honoured by the notice of your Lordship's Right Honourable and ever- valued Relation Mr. Fox ; that it should be the last which engaged his attention ; and that some parts of it were marked with his approbation ; are a3 VI circumstances productive of better hopes of ultimate success,' than I had dared to entertain before I was gratified with a knowledge of them : And the hope thus raised, leads me to ask permission that I may dedicate this Book to 1 your Lordship, to whom that truly great and greatly lamented Personage was so near- ly allied in family, so closely bound in affection, and in whose mind presides the same critical taste which he exerted to the delight of all who heard him. He doubtless united with his unequalled abi- lities, a fund of good-nature ; and this possibly led him to speak favourably of, and give satisfaction to writers, with whose productions he might not be entirely satisfied ; nor must I allow myself to suppose his desire of obliging, was with- holden, when he honoured any effort of mine with his approbation : But, my Lord, as there was discrimination in the opinion he gave ; as he did not veil in- difference for insipid mediocrity of com- position under any general expression Vll of cool approval ; I allow myself to draw a favourable conclusion from the verdict of One who had the superiority of intellect few would dispute, which he made manifest by a force of eloquence peculiar to himself; whose excellent judgement, no one of his friends found cause to distrust, and whose acknowled- ged candour no enemy had the temerity to deny. With such encouragement, I present my Book to your Lordship : the Ac- count of the Life and Writings of Lopez deVega, have taught me what T am to ex- pect; I there perceive how your Lordship can write, and am there taught how you can judge of writers : my faults, however numerous, I know will none of them escape through inattention, nor will any merit be lost for want of dis- cernment: My verses are before him who has written elegantly, who has judged with accuracy, and who has given un- equivocal proof of abilities in a work of difficulty ; — a translation of poetry, via which few persons in this kingdom are able to read, and in the estimation of ta- lents not hitherto justly appreciated : In this view, I cannot but feel some appre- hension : but I know also, that your Lordship is apprised of the great diffi- culty of writing, well ; that you will make much allowance for failures, if not too frequently repeated ; and, as you can accurately discern, so you will readily approve, all the better and more happy efforts of one, who places the highest value upon your Lordship's approbation ; and who has the honour to be, MY LORD, Your Lordship's most faithful, and obliged humble servant, GEO. CRABBE. PREFACE. A.BOUT twenty-five years since, was published a Poem called The Library; which, in no longtime, p< was followed by two others, The Village, and The N Newspaper : These, with a few alterations and addi- tions, are here reprinted; and are accompanied by a Poem of greater length, and several shorter attempts, >j now, for the first time, before the Public ; whose re- ception of them creates in their Author, something !^ more than common solicitude, because he conceives that, with the judgment to be formed of these latter productions, upon whatever may be found intrinsi- cally meritorious or defective, there will be united an enquiry into the relative degree of praise or blame, which they may be thought to deserve, when com- pared with the more early attempts of the same *> Writer. And certainly, were it the principal employment of a man's life, to compose Verses, it might seem rea- sonable to expect, that he would continue to improve as long as he continued to live; though, even then, there is some doubt whether such improvement would follow, and perhaps proof might be adduced to shew, it would not : but when to this u idle trade" is add- ed some " calling" with superior claims upon his time and attention, his progress in the art of Versi- fication will probably be in proportion neither to the years he has lived, rtor even to the attempts he has made. While composing the first -published of these Poems, the Author was honoured with the notice and assisted by the advice of the Right Honourable EnMUND Burke : Part of it, was written in his pre- sence, and the whole submitted to his judgement ; re- ceiving, in its progress, the benefit of his correction : I hope therefore to obtain pardon of the reader, if I eagerly seize the occasion, and, after so long a silence, endeavour to express a grateful sense of the benefits I have received from this Gentleman, who was solici- tous for my more essential interests, as well as benevo- lently anxious for my credit as a writer. I will not enter upon the subject of his extraordinary abilities ; it would be vanity, it would be weakness in me to believe that I could make them better known or more admired than they now are ; but of his private worth, of his wishes to do good, of his affability and condescension ; his readiness to lend assistance when he knew it was wanted, and his delight to give praise where he thought it was deserved ; of these I mav write XI with some propriety : all know that his powers were vast, his acquirements various, and I take leave to add, that he applied them, with unremitted atten- tion, to those objects which he believed tended to the honour and welfare of his country ; but it may not be so generally understood that he was ever assidu- ous in the more private duties of a benevolent nature, that he delighted to give encouragement to any pro- mise of ability and assistance to any appearance of desert ; to what purposes he employed his pen, and with what eloquence he spake in the senate, will be told by many, who yet may be ignorant of the solid instruction as well as the fascinating pleasantry found in his common conversation, among his friends, and his affectionate manners, amiable disposition, and zeal for their 'happiness, which he manifested in the hours of retirement with his family. To this Gentleman I was indebted for my knowledge of Sir Joshua Reynolds, who was as well known to his friends, for his perpetual fund of good humour, and his unceasing wishes to oblige, as he was to the public, for the extraordinary productions of his pen- cil and his pen: By him I was favoured with an in- troduction to Doctor Johnson, who honoured me with his notice and assisted me, as Mr. Boswell (since Lord Auchinleck) has told, with Remarks and Xll Emendations for a Poem I was about to publish*: The Doctor had been often wearied by applications, and did not readily comply with requests, for his opinion; not- from any unwillingness to oblige, but from a painful contention in his mind, between a desire of giving pleasure and a determination to speak truth. No man can, I think, publish a work without some expectation of satisfying those who are to judge of its merit: but I. can, with the utmost regard to veracity, speak my fears, as predomina- ting over every pre-indulged thought of a more fa- vourable nature, when I was told that a judge so discerning, had consented to read and give his opi- nion of the Village, the poem I had prepared for publication. The time of suspence was not long pro- tracted ; I was soon favoured with a Yew words from Sir Joshua, who observed, — * If I knew how cau- * tious Doctor Johnson was in giving commendation, ' I should be well satisfied with the portion dealt to me * in his letter.' — Of that letter the following is a copy : " Sir; " I have sent you back Mr. Crabbe's " Poem ; which I read with great delight. It is " original, vigorous, and elegant. — The alterations * See the Life of S. Johnson, by J. Boswell, vol. iv. p. 185. tvo. edit. Xlll " which I have made, I do not require him to adopt; " for, my lines are, perhaps, not often better [than] " his own: but he may take mine and his own to- " gether, and perhaps, between them, produce some- " thing better than either. — He is not to think his " copy wantonly defaced : A wet sponge will wash " all the red lines away, and leave the pages clean. — " His Dedication* will be least liked : it were better to " contract it into a short sprightly Address. — I do " not doubt of Mr. Crabbe's success. " I am, Sib, your most humble servant, "March 4, 1783." "SAM: JOHNSON." That I was fully satisfied, my readers will do me the justice to believe ; and I hope they will pardon me, if there should appear to them any impropriety in publishing the favourable opinion expressed in a pri- vate letter; they will judge and truly, that by so doing I wish to bespeak their good opinion, but have no design of extorting their applause : I would not hazard an appearance so ostentatious, to gratify my vanity, but I venture to do it, in compliance with my fears. • Neither of these were adopted ; the Author had written, about that time, some Verses to the memory of Lord Robert Manners, Brother to the late Duke of Rutland; and these, by a junction, it is presumed, not forced or unnatural, form the concluding part of the Village. XIV After these was published the Newspaper: it had not the advantage of such previous criticism from my friends, nor perhaps so much of my own atten- tion as I ought to have given to it, but the impres- sion was disposed of, and I will not pay so little re- spect to the judgement of my readers as, now to sup- press, what they then approved. Since the publication of this Poem, more than twenty years have elapsed, and I am not without ap- prehension, lest so long a silence should be con- strued into a blameable neglect of my own interest which those excellent friends were desirous of pro- moting ; or what is yet worse, into a want of grati- tude for their assistance ; since it becomes me to sup- pose, they considered these first attempts as promises of better things, and their favours as stimulants to future exertion ; and here, be the construction put upon my apparent negligence what it may, let me not suppress my testimony to the liberality of those who are looked up to, as patrons and encouragers of literary merit, or indeed of merit of any kind ; their patronage has never been refused, I conceive, when it has been reasonably expected or modestly required, and it would be difficult, probably, to instance, in these times and in this country, any one who merited or was supposed to merit assistance, but who never- XV theless languished in obscurity or necessity for want of it ; unless in those cases, where it was prevented by the resolution of impatient pride, or wearied by the solicitations of determined profligacy. And while the subject is before me, I am unwilling to pass silently over the debt of gratitude which I owe to the memory of two deceased noblemen, His Grace tie late Duke of Rutland, and the Right Honourable the Lord Tiiurlow: sensible of the honour done me by their notice and the benefits received from them, I trust this acknowledgement will be imputed to its only motive, a grateful sense of their favours. Upon this subject I could dwell with much plea- sure ; but to give a reason for that appearance of ne- glect, as it is more difficult, so happily it is less re- quired : In truth I have, for many years, intended a republication of these Poems, as soon as I should be able to join with them, such other of later date, as might not deprive me of the little credit, the former had obtained. Long indeed has this purpose been pro- crastinated : and if the duties of a profession, not be- fore pressing upon me ; if the claims of a situation, at that time, untried; if diffidence of my own judge- ment, and the loss of my earliest friends, will not sufficiently account for my delay, I must rely upon {.he good-nature of my reader, that he will let them XVI avail as far as he can, and find an additional apology in my fears of his censure. These fears being so prevalent with me, I deter- mined not to publish any thing more, unless I could first obtain the sanction of such opinion, as I might with some confidence rely upon : I looked for a friend who, having the discerning taste of Mr. Burke, and the critical sagacity of Doctor Johnson, would be- stow upon my MS. the attention requisite to form his opinion, and would then favour me with the result of his observations : and it was my singular good fortune to gain such assistance ; the opinion of a critic so qualified, and a friend so disposed to favour me. I had been honoured by an introduction to the Right Honourable Charles-James Fox, some years before, at the seat of Mr. Burke; and being again with him, I received a promise that he would peruse any work I might send to him previous to its publi- cation, and would give me his opinion. At that time, I did not think myself sufficiently prepared ; and when, afterwards, I had collected some Poems for his inspection, I found my Right Honourable Friend en- gaged by the affairs of a great empire, and struggling with the inveteracy of a fatal disease : at such time, upon such mind, ever disposed to oblige as that mind was, I could not obtrude the petty business of criti- XV11 oizing verses : but he remembered the promise he had kindly given, and repeated an offer, which though I had not presumed to expect, I was happy to receive. A copy of the Poems, now first published, was imme- diately sent to him, and (as I have the information from Lord Holland, and his Lordship's permission to inform my Readers) the Poem which I have named The Parish Register, was heard by Mr. Fox, and it excited interest enough, by some of its parts, to gain for me the benefit of his judgement upon the whole : Whatever he approved, the Reader will readily believe, I have carefully retained ; the parts he disliked are totally expunged, and others are sub- stituted, which I hope resemble those, more conform- able to the taste of so admirable a judge ; nor can I deny myself the melancholy satisfaction of adding, that this Poem, (and more especially the story of Phoebe Dawson*, with some parts of the second book) were the last compositions of their kind, that engaged and amused the capacious, the candid, the benevolent mind of this great Man. The above information I owe to the favour of the Right Honourable Lord Holland, nor this only, but to his Lordship I am indebted for some excellent * Seepage 75. 6 XV111 remarks upon other parts of my MS. It was not indeed my good fortune then to know that my verses were in the hands of a Nobleman who had given proof of his accurate judgement as a critic, and his elegance as a writer, by favouring the public with an easy and spi- rited translation of some interesting scenes of a dra- matic poet, not often read in.this kingdom : The Life of Lope de Vega was then unknown to me ; I had, in common with many English readers, heard of him, but could notr judge whether his far-extended reputation was caused by the sublime efforts of a mighty genius, or the unequalled facility of a rapid composer, aided by peculiar and fortunate circumstances. — That any part of ray MS. was honoured by the remarks of Lord Holland, yields me an high degree of satis- faction, and his Lordship will perceive the use I have made of them, but I must feel some regret when I know to what small portion they were limited ; and discerning as I do, the taste and judgement bestowed upon the verses of Lope de Vega, I must perceive how much my own needed the assistance afforded to one, who cannot be sensible of the benefit lie has received. But how much soever I may lament the advantages lost, let me remember with gratitude the helps I have obtained : With a single exception, every poem in the XIX " ensuing collection has been submitted to the critical sagacity of a gentleman, upon whose skill and can- dour their author could rely : to publish by advice of friends, has been severely ridiculed, and that too by a poet, who probably without such advice, never made public any verses of his own ; in fact, it may not be easily determined who acts with less discretion, the writer who is encouraged to publish his works, merely by the advice of friends whom he consulted, or he who against advice publishes from the sole encourage- ment of his own opinion: these are deceptions to be carefully avoided and I was happy to escape the latter, by the friendly attentions of the Reverend Richard Turner, Minister of Great Yarmouth. To this gentleman I am indebted, more than I am able to describe, or than he is willing to allow, for the time lie has bestowed upon the attempts I have made. He is indeed, the kind of critic for whom every poet should devoutly wish, and the friend whom every man would l^e happy to acquire ; he has taste to discern all that is meritorious, and sagacity to detect whatsoever should be discarded ; he gives just the opinion an au- thor's wisdom should covet, however his vanity might prompt him to reject it ; what altogether to expunge and what to improve he has repeatedly taught me, and, could I have obeyed him in the latter direction as I in- XX variably hare in the former, the public would have found this collection more worthy its attention, and I should have sought the opinion of the critic more void of apprehension. But whatever I may hope or fear, whatever assistance I have had or have needed, it becomes me to leave my verses to the judgement of the reader, without my en- deavour to point out their merit or an apology for their defects: yet as, among the poetical attempts of one who has been for many years a priest, it may seem a want of respect for the legitimate objects of his study, that nothing occurs, unless it be incidentally, of the great subjects of Religion ; so it may appear a kind of in- gratitude in a beneficed clergyman, that he has not employed his talent (be it estimated as it may) to some patriotic purpose ; as in celebrating the unsubdued spirit of his countrymen in their glorious resistance of those enemies, who would have no peace throughout the world, except that which is dictated to the droop- ing spirit of suffering humanity by the triumphant insolence of military success. Credit will be given to me I hope, when I affirm that subjects so interesting have the due weight with me, which the sacred nature of the one and the na- tional importance of the other must impress upon every mind, not seduced into carelessness for religion, XXI by the lethargic influence of a perverted philosophy, nor into indifference for the cause of our country, by hyperbolical or hypocritical professions of universal philanthropy; but after many* efforts to satisfy my- self by various trials on these subjects, I declined all further attempt, from a conviction that I should not be able to give satisfaction to my readers : poetry of religious nature must indeed ever be clogged with al- most insuperable difficulty : but there are doubtless to be found, poets who are well qualified to celebrate the unanimous and heroic spirit of our countrymen, and to describe in appropriate colours some of those extraordinary scenes, which have been and are shift- ing in the face of Europe, with such dreadful celerity ; and to such I relinquish the duty. It remains for me to give the reader, a brief view of those articles in the following collection, which for the first time solicit his attention. In the Parish-Register, he will find an endeavour once more to describe Village-Manners, not by adopt- ing the notion of pastoral simplicity or assuming ideas of rustic barbarity, but by more natural views of the peasantry, considered as a mixed body of persons sober or profligate, and from hence, in a great measure, contented or miserable. To this more general descrip- tion are added, the various characters which occur in xxii the three parts of a Register: Baptisms, Marriages^ and Burials. If the Birth of Flattery offer no moral, as an appendage to the fable, it is hoped, that nothing of an immoral, nothing of improper tendency will be imputed to a piece of poetical playfulness ; in fact, genuine praise, like all other species of truth, is known by its bearing full investigation : it is what the giver is happy that he can justly bestow, and the receiver conscious that he may boldly accept ; but' adulation must ever be afraid of enquiry, and must, in propor- tion to their degrees of moral sensibility, Be shame " to him that gives and him that takes-." The verses in p. 209, want a title, nor does the motto, although it gave occasion io them, altogether express the sense of the writer, who meant to observe that some of our best acquisitions, and some of our nobler conquests are rendered ineffectual, by the pass- ing away of opportunity and the changes made by time ; an argument that such acquirements and moral habits are reserved for a state of being, in which they may have the uses here denied them. In the story of Sir Eustace Grey, an attempt is made to describe the wanderings of a mind first irri- tated by the consequences of error and misfortune, XX111 and afterwards soothed by a species of enthusiastic conversion, still keeping him insane : a task very diffi- cult, and if the presumption of the attempt may find pardon, it will not be refused to the failure of the poet : It is said of our Shakespeare, respecting madness ; " In that circle none dare walk but he :'' — yet be it granted to one, who dares not to pass the boundary fixed for common minds, at least to step near to the tremendous verge and form some idea of the terrors that are stalking in the interdicted space. When first I had written Aarox, or TheGipsey ; I had no unfavourable opinion of it ; and had I been collecting my verses at that time for publication, I should certainly have included this tale, Nine years have since elapsed, and I continue to judge the same of it, thus literally obeying one of the directions given by the prudence of criticism to the eagerness of the poet : but how far I may have conformed to rules of more importance, must be left to the less partial judgement of the readers. The concluding poem, intitled Woman! was written at the time when the quotation from Mr. Ledyard was first made public ; the expression has since become hackneyed ; but the sentiment is conge- nial with our feelings, and though somewhat ampli- fied in these verses, it is hoped they are not so far extended as to become tedious. XXIV After this brief account of his subjects, the Author leaves them to their fate, not presuming to make any remarks upon the kinds of versification he has chosen, or the merit of the execution ; he has in- deed brought forward the favourable opinion of his friends, and for that he earnestly hopes his motives will be rightly understood ; it was a step of which he felt the advantage while he foresaw the danger ; he was aware of the benefit, if his readers would consider him as one who puts on a defensive armour against hasty and determined severity, but he feels also the hazard, lest they should suppose he looks upon him- self to be guarded by his friends and so secure in the defence, that he may defy the fair judgement of legal criticism : it will probably be said, ' he has brought c with him his testimonials to the bar of the public ;' and he must admit the truth of the remark : but he begs leave to observe in reply, that, of those who bear testimonials of any kind, the greater numbers feel apprehension, and not security ; they are indeed so far from the enjoyment of victory or the exultation of triumph, that, with all they can do for themselves, with all their friends have done for them, they are, like him, in dread of examination and in fear ofgtlis- appointment.-* Muston, Leicestershire, September 1807. THE VILLAGE A POEM. BOOK I. ' * ARGUMENT. The Subject proposed. — Remarks upon pastoral Poetry. — A Tract of Gountry near the Coast described. — An impoverished Bo- rough. — Smugglers and their Assistants. — Rude Manners of the Inhabitants. — Ruinous Effects of an high Tide. — The Village Life more generally considered : Evils of it. — The youthful Labourer. — The Old Man: his Soliloquy. — The Parish Workhouse.— Its Inhabitants.— The Sick Poor. — Their Apothecary. — The dying Pauper. — The Village Priest. THE VILLAGE. BOOK I. 1 HE Village life, and every care that reigns O'er youthful peasants and declining swains ; What labour yields, and what, that labour past, Age, in its hour of languor, finds at last ; What form the real picture of the poor, Demand a song — The Muse can give no more. s Fled are those times, when, in harmonious strains, The rustic poet prais'd his native plains ^ No shepherds now in smooth alternate verse, Their country's beauty or their nymphs' rehearse ; Yet still for these we frame the tender strain, Still in our lays, fond Corydons complain, b 2 And shepherds' boys, their amorous pains reveal, The only pains, alas ! they, never feel. On Mincio's banks, in Cesar's bounteous reign, If Tityrus found the golden age again, Must sleepy bards the flattering dream prolong, Mechanic echo's of the Mantuan song? From truth and nature shall we widely stray, Where Virgil, not where fancy, leads the way ? Yes, thus the Muses sing of happy swains, Because the Muses never knew their pains : They boast their peasants' pipes, but peasants now Resign their pipes and plod behind the plough ; And few amid the rural tribe have time, To number syllables and play with rhyme ; Save honest Duck, what son of verse could share The poet's rapture and the peasant's care ? Or the great labours of the. field degrade, With the new peril of a poorer trade ? From this chief cause these idle* praises spring, That, themes so easy, few forbear to sing ; For no deep thought, the trifling subjects ask, To sing of shepherds is an easy task ; The happy youth assumes the common strain, A nymph his mistress and himself a swain ; With no sad scenes he clouds his tuneful prayer, But all r to look like her, is painted fair. I grant indeed that fields and flocks have charms, For him that gazes or for him that farms ; But when amid such pleasing scenes I trace The poor laborious natives of the place, And see the mid-day sun, with fervid ray, On their bare heads and dewy temples play ; While some, with feebler hands and fainter hearts, Deplore their fortune, yet sustain their parts, Then shall I dare these real ills to hide, In tinsel trappings of poetic pride ? No ; cast by Fortune on a frowning coast, Which neither groves nor happy vallies boast ; Where other cares than those the Muse relates, And other shepherds dwell with other mates ; By such examples taught, I paint the cot, As truth will paint it, and as bards will not : Nor you, ye poor, of letter'd scorn complain^ To you the smoothest song is smooth in vain ; O'ercome by labour and bow'd down by time, Feel you the barren flattery of a rhyme ? Can poets sooth you, when you pine for bread, By winding myrtles round your ruin'd shed ? Can their light tales your weighty griefs o'erpower, Or glad with airy* mirth the toilsome hour ? Lo ! where the heath, with withering brake grown o'er, Lends the light turf that warms the neighbouring poor ; 6 From thence a length of burning sand appears, Where the thin harvest waves its wither'd ears; Rank weeds, that every art and care defy, Reign o'er the land and rob the blighted rye : There thistles stretch their prickly arms afar, And to the ragged infant threaten war; There poppies nodding, mock the hope of toil, There the blue bugloss paints the sterile soil ; Hardy and high, above the slender sheaf, The slimy mallow waves her silky leaf; O'er the young shoot the charlock throws a shade, And clasping tares cling round the sickly blade ; With mingled tints the rocky coasts abound, And a sad splendour vainly shines around. So looks the nymph whom wretched arts adorn, Betray'd by man, then left for man to scorn ; Whose cheek in vain assumes the mimic rose, While her sad eyes the troubled breast disclose ; Whose outward splendour is but folly's dress, Exposing most, when most it gilds- distress. Here joyless roam a wild amphibious race, With sullen woe display'd in every face ; Who, far from civil arts and social fly, And scowl at strangers with suspicious eye. Here too the lawless merchant of the main Draws from his plough th' intoxicated swain ; - Want only claim'd the labour of the day, But vice now steals bis nightly rest away. Where are the swains, who, daily labour done, With rural games play'd down the setting sun; Who struck with matchless force the bounding ball, Or made the pond'rous quoit obliquely fall ; While some huge Ajax, terrible and strong, Engag'd some artful stripling of the throng, And fell beneath him, foil'd, while far around, Hoarse triumph rose and rocks return'd the sound? Where now are these ? Beneath yon cliff they stand, To show the freighted pinnace where to land; To load the ready steed with guilty haste, To fly in terior o'er the pathless waste^ Or wh«n detected in their straggling course, To foil their foes by cunning or by force ; Or yielding part (which equal knaves demand) To gain a lawless passport through the land. Here wand'ring long, amid these frowning fields, * ■ I sought the simple life that Nature yields ; Rapine and Wrong and Fear usurp'd her place, And a bold, artful, surly, savage race; Who, only skill'd to take the finny tnbe, The yearly dinner, or septennial bribe, Wait on the shore, and as the wkves run high, On the tost vessel bend their eager eye ; 8 Which to their coast directs its vent'rous way, Their's, or the ocean's miserable prey. As on their neighbouring beach yon swallows stand, And wait for favouring* winds to leave the land ; While still for flight the' ready wing is sprea'd : So waited I the favouring* hour, and fled ; Fled from these shores where guilt and famine reign, And cry'd, Ah ! hapless they who still remain ; Who still remain to hear the ocean roar, Whose greedy waves devour the lessening shore; Till some fierce tide, with more imperious sway, Sweeps the low hut and all it holds away ; When the sad tenant weeps from door to door, And begs a poor protection from the po#r. But these are scenes wherc'Nature's niggard hand Gave a spare portion to the famish'd land ; Her's is the fault, if here mankind complam Of fruitless toil and labour spent in vain ; But yet in other scenes more fair in view, Where Plenty smiles — alas ! she smiles for few, And those who taste not, yet behold her store, Are as the slaves that dig the golden ore, The wealth around them makes them doubly poor. Or will you deem them amply paid in health, Labour's fair child, that languishes with wealth ? Co then ! and sec them rising with the sun, Through a long course of daily toil to run ; Sec them beneath the dog-star's raging heat, When the knees tremble and the temples beats Behold them, leaning on their scythes, look o'er The labour past, and toils to come explore ; Sec them alternate suns and showers engage, And hoard up aches and anguish for their age-; Thro' fens and marshy moors their steps pursue,. When their warm pores imbibe the evening dew ; Then own that labour may as fatal be To these thy slaves, as thine excess to tlfce. Amid this tribe too oft a manly pride Strives in strong toil the fainting heart to hide ; There may you see the youth of slender frame Contend with weakness, weariness, and shame ; Yet urg'd along, and proudly loth to yield, i He strives to join his fellows of the fielc^ ; Till long-contending nature droops at last, Declining health rejects his poor repast, His cheerless spouse the coming danger sees, And mutual murmurs urge the slow disease. , Yet grant them health, 'tis not for us to tell, Though the head droops not, that the heart is well ; Or will you praise that homely, healthy fare, Plenteous and plain, that happy peasants share ? 10 Oh ! trifle not with wants you cannot feel, Nor mock the misery of a stinted meal; Homely not wholesome, plain not plenteous, such As you who praise would never deign to touch. Ye gentle souls, who dream of rural ease, Whom the smooth stream and smoother sonnet pleas© ; Go! if the peaceful cot your praises share, /po look within, and ask if peace be there: If peace be his — that drooping weary sire, Or their's, that offspriug round their feeble fire ; Or her's, that matron pale, whose trembling hand Turns on the wretched hearth th' expiring brand. Nor yet can time itself obtain for these*') Life's latest comforts, due respect and ease ; For yonder see that hoary swain, whose age, Can with no cares except its own engage j Who, propt on that rude staff, looks up to see The bare arms broken from the withering tree; On which, a boy, he climb'd the loftiest bough, TItcn his first joy, but his sad emblem now. He once was chief in all the rustic trade, His steady hand the straigh test furrow made; Full many a prize he won, and still is proud To find the triumphs of his youth allow'd ; A transient pleasure sparkles in his eyes, He hears and smiles, then thinks again and sighs : 11 For now he journeys to his grave in pain ; * The rich disdain him ; nay, the poor disdain ; Alternate masters now their slave command, Urge the weak efforts of his feeble hand, And, when his age attempts its task in vain, With ruthless taunts, of lazy poor complain *. Oft may you see him when he tends the sheep, His winter charge, beneath the hillock weep ; Oft hear him murmur to the winds that blow O'er his white locks, and bury them in snow ; When rouz'd by rage and muttering in the morn, He mends the broken hedge.with icy thorn, " Why do I live, when I desire to be i At once from life and life's long labour free? ' Like leaves in spring, the young are blown away, ' Without the sorrows of a slow decay ; 1 1, like yon wither'd leaf, remain behind, ' Nipt by the frost and shivering in the wind; ' There it abides till younger buds come on, 4 As I, now all my fellow swains are gone ; { Then, from the rising generation thrust, 1 It falls, like me, unnotie'd to the dust. * A pauper who, being nearly past his labour, is employed by different masters, for a length of time proportioned to their oc- cupations. 12 "These fruitful fields, these numerous flocks I see, " Are others' gain, but killing cares to me ; i He ceases now the feeble help to crave Of man ; and silent sinks into the grave; But ere his death some pious doubts arise^ Some simple fears which " bold bad" men despise ; Fain would he ask the parish priest to prove His title certain to the joys above ; For this he sends the murmuring nurse, who calls The holy stranger to these dismal walls ; And doth not he, the pious man, appear He, " passing rich with forty pounds a year ?" Ah ! no, a shepherd of a diiferent stock, And far unlike him, feeds this little flock j A jovial youth, who thinks his Sunday's task, As much as God or man can fairly ask ; The rest he gives to loves and labours light, To fields the morning and to feasts the night ; f None better skill'd, the noisy pack to guide, To urge their chace, to cheer them or to chide ; A sportsman keen, he shoots through half the day, And skill'd at whist, devotes the night to play ; Then, while such honours bloom around his head, Shall he sit sadly by the sick man's bed To raise the hope he feels not, or with zeal To combat fears that ev'n the pious feel ? 16 Now once again the gloomy scene explore, Less gloomy now ; the bitter hour is o'er, The man of many sorrows sighs no more. Up yonder hill, behold how sadly slow The bier moves winding from the vale below; There lie the happy dead, from trouble free, And the glad parish pays the frugal fee ; No more, O Death ! thy victim starts to hear Churchwarden stern, or kingly overseer ; No more the farmer claims his humble bow, Thou art his lord, the best of tyrants thou ! Now to the church behold the mourners come, Sedately torpid and devoutly dumb ; The village children now their games suspend, To see the bier that bears their antient friend ; For he was one in all their idle sport, And like a monarch rui'd their little court ; The pliant bow he form'd, the flying ball, The bat, the wicket, were his labours all ; Him now they follow to his grave, and stand Silent and sad, and gazing, hand in hand ; While bending low, their eager eyes explore The mingled relicks of the parish poor : The bell tolls late, the moping owl flies round, Fear marks the flight and magnifies the sound ; 17 The busy priest, detain'd by weightier care, Defers his duty till the day of prayer; And waiting long, the croud retire distrest, To think a poor man's bones should lie unblest*. * Some apology is due for the insertion of a circumstance by no means common : that it has been a subject for complaint in any place, is a sufficient reason for its being reckoned among the evils which may happen to the poor, and which must happen to them exclusively ; nevertheless, it is just to remark, that such neglect is very rare in any part of the kingdom, and in many parts is totally unknown. . BOOK II. c 2 ARGUMENT. There are found amid the Evils of a laborious Life, some Views of Tranquillity and Happiness. — The Repose and Pleasure of a Summer Sabbath; interrupted by Intoxication and Dispute. —Village Detraction. — Complaints of the Squire. — The Evening Riots. — Justice. — Reasons for this unpleasant View of Rustic Life: the Effect it should have upon the lower Clas- ses; and the Higher. < — These last have their peculiar Dis- tresses: Exemplified in the Life and heroic Death of Lord Robert Manners. — Concluding Address to his Grace the Duk^ of Rutland. THE VILLAGE. BOOK II. JNo.longer truth, though shown in verse, disdain, But own the Village Life a life of pain ; I too must yield, that oft amid these woes Are gleams of transient mirth and hours of sweet repose. Such as you find on yonder sportive Green, The 'Squire's tailgate and church way-walk between ; Where loitering stray a little tribe of friends, On a fair Sunday when the sermon ends : Then rural beaux their best attire put on, To win their nymphs, as other nymphs are won ; While those long wed go plain, and by degrees, Like other husbands, quit their care to please. 22 Some of the sermon talk, a sober crowd, And loudly praise, if it were preach'd aloud ; Some on the labours of the week look round, Feel their own worth, and think their toil renown'd ; While some, 'whose hopes to no renown extend, Are only pleas'd to find their labours end. Thus, as their hours glide on with pleasure fraught, Their careful masters brood the painful thought ; Much in their mind they murmur and lament, That one fair day should be so idly spent; And think that Heaven deals hard, to tithe their store And tax their time for preachers and the poor. Yet still, ye humbler friends, enjoy your hour, This is your portion, yet unclaim'd of power ; This is Heaven's gift to weary men opprest, And seems the type of their expected rest : But yours, alas ! are joys that soon decay ; Frail joys, begun and ended with the day ; Or yet, while day permits those joys to reign, The village vices drive them from the plain. See the stout churl, in drunken fury great, Strike the bare bosom of his teeming mate ! His naked vices, rude and unrefin'd, Exert their open empire o'er the mind ; But can we less the senseless rage despise, Because the savage acts without disguise I 23 . Yet here Disguise, the city's vice, is seen, And Slander steals along and taints the Green. At her approach domestic peace is gone, Domestic broils at her approach come on ; She to the Wife the Husband's crime conveys, She tells the Husband when his Consort strays ; Her busy tongue, through all the little state, Diffuses doubt, suspicion, and debate ; Peace, tim'rous Goddess ! quits her old domain, In sentiment and song content to reign. Nor are the Nymphs that breathe the rural air So fair as Cynthia's, nor so chaste as fair ; These to the Town afford each fresher face, And the Clown's trull receives the Peer's embrace ; From whom, should chance again convey her down, The Peer's disease in turn attacks the Clown. Hear too the 'Squire, or 'squire-like farmer, talk, How round their regions nightly pilferers walk ; How from their ponds the fish are borne, and all The rip'ning treasures from their lofty wall ; How meaner rivals in their sports delight, Just rich enough to claim a doubtful right ; Who take a license round their fields to stray, A mongrel race ! the Poachers of the day. And hark ! the riots of the Green begin, That sprang at first from yonder noisy Inn ; 24 What time the weekly pay was vanish'd all, And the slow Hostess scor'd the threat'ning wall ; What time they ask'd, their friendly feast to close, A final cup, and that will make them foes ; When blows ensue that break the arm of Toil, And rustic battle ends the boobies' broil. Save when to yonder Hall they bend their way, Where the grave Justice ends the grievous fray ; He who recites, to keep the poor in awe, The Law's vast volume — for he knows the Law. — To him with anger or with shame repair The injur'd Peasant and deluded Fair. Lo ! at his throne the silent Nymph appears, Frail by her shape, but modest in her tears ; And while she stands abash'd, with conscious eye, Some favourite female of her Judge glides by ; Who views with scornful glance the strumpet's fate, And thanks the stars that made her keeper great ; Near her the Swain, about to bear for life One certain evil, doubts 'twixt war and wife ; But, while the faultering damsel takes her oath, Consents to wed, and so secures them both. Yet why, you ask, these humble crimes relate, Why make the Poor as guilty as the Great ? To show the Great, those mightier sons of Pride, How near in vice the lowest are allied : 25 Such are their natures, and their passions such, But these disguise too little, those too much : So shall the man of power and pleasure see In his own Slave as vile a wretch as he; In his luxurious Lord the Servant find His own low pleasures and degenerate mind ; And each in all the kindred vices trace, Of a poor, blind, bewilder'd, erring race; Who, a short time in varied fortune past, Die, and are equal in the dust at last. And you, ye Poor, who still lament your fate, Forbear to envy those you call the Great ; And know, amid those blessings they possess, They are, like you, the victims of distress ; While Sloth with many a pang torments her slave, Fear waits on guilt, and Danger shakes the brave. Oh ! if in life one noble Chief appears, Great in his name, while blooming in his years ; Born to enjoy whate'er delights mankind, And yet to all you feel or fear resigu'd ; Who gave up joys and hopes to you unknown, For pains and dangers greater than your own ; If such there be, then let your murmurs cease, Think, think of him, and take your lot in peace. And such there was : — Oh ! grief, that checks our pride, Weeping we say there was, for Manners died ; 26 Belov'd of Heav'n, these humble lines forgive, That sing of Thee *, and thus aspire to live. As the tall Oak, whose vigorous branches form An ample shade and brave the wildest storm, High o'er the subject Wood is seen to grow, The guard and glory of the Trees below ; Till on its head the fiery bolt descends, And o'er the plain the shatter'd trunk extends ; Yet then it lies, all wond'rous as before, And still the Glory, though the Guard no more. So thou, when every virtue, every grace, Rose in thy soul, or shone within thy face ; When, though the Son of Granby, Thou wert known Less by thy Father's glory than thy own ; When Honour lov'd, and gave Thee every charm, Fire to thy eye and vigour to thy arm ; * Lord Robert Manners, the youngest son of the Marquis of Granby and the Lady Frances Seymour, daughter of Charles Duke of Somerset, was born the 5th of February, 1758, and was placed with his brother, the late Duke of Rutland, at Eton- School, where he acquired, and ever after retained, a consider- able knowledge of the classical authors. Lord Robert, after going through the duties of his profes- sion on board different ships, was made Captain of the Resolu- tion, and commanded her in nine different actions, besides that last memorable one, on the 2d of April, 1782, when, in breaking the French Line of Battle, he received the wounds which terminated his life, in the 24th year of his age. See the Animal Register, printed for Mr. Dodsley. 27 Then from our lofty hopes and longing eyes, Fate and thy virtues call'd Thee to the skies ; Yet still we wonder at thy tow'ring fame, And losing Thee, still dwell upon thy Name. Oh ! ever honoured, ever valued ! say What Verse can praise Thee, or what Work repay ? Yet Verse (in all we can) thy worth repays, Nor trusts the tardy zeal of future days ; — Honours for Thee thy Country shall prepare, Thee in their hearts, the Good, the Brave shall bear ; To deeds like thine shall noblest Chiefs aspire, The Muse shall mourn Thee, and the world admire. In future times, when smit with glory's charms, The untry'd youth first quits a Father's arms ; " Oh ! be like him," the weeping Sire shall say, " Like Manners walk, who walk'd in Honour's way; " In danger foremost, yet in death sedate, "Oh! be like Him in all things, but his fate !" If for that fate such public tears be shed, That victory seems to die now thou art dead ; How sliall a Friend his nearer hope resign, That Friend a Brother, and whose soul was thine ; 3y what bold lines shall we his grief express, Or by what soothing numbers make it less ? 'Tis not, I know, the chiming of a song, Nor all the powers that to the Muse belong, 28 Words aptly cull'd and meanings well expresf , Can calm the sorrows of a wounded breast ; But Virtue, soother of the fiercest pains, Shall heal that bosom, Rutland, where she reigns. Yet hard the task to heal the bleeding heart, To bid the still-recurring thoughts depart ; Tame the fierce grief and stem the rising sign, And curb rebellious passion, with reply ; — Calmly to dwell on all that pleas'd before, And yet to know that all shall please no more ; — Oh ! glorious labour of the soul to save Her captive powers, and bravely mourn the Brave. To such, these thoughts will lasting comfort give- Life is not measur'd by the time we live ; 'Tis not an even course of threescore years, A life of narrow views and paltry fears, Grey-hairs and wrinkles and the cares they bring, That take from Death, the terrors or the sting ; But 'tis the gen'rous Spirit, mounting high, Above the world, that native of the sky ; The noble Spirit, that, in dangers brave, Calmly looks on, or looks beyond the grave ; Such Manners was, so he resign'd his breath, If in a glorious, then a timely death. Cease then that grief and let those tears subside, If Passion rule us, be that passion Pride } 29 If Reason, Reason bids us strive to raise Our fallen hearts and be like Him we praise ; Or if Affection still the soul subdue, Bring all his virtues, all his worth in view, And let Affection find its comfort too : For how can Grief so deeply wound the heart, When Admiration claims so large a part ? Grief is a foe, expel him then thy soul, Let nobler thoughts, the nearer views controul ; Oh ! make the Age to come thy better care, See other Rutlands, other Granbys there; And as thy thoughts through streaming ages glide, See other Heroes die as Manners died : And from their fate, thy race shall nobler grow, As trees shoot upwards that are prun'd below; Or as Old Thames borne down with 'decent pride, Sees his young streams run warbling at his side ; Though some, by art cut off, no longer run, And some are lost beneath the Summer's Sun — Yet the pure Stream moves on, and as it moves, It's power increases and its use improves ; While Plenty round its spacious waves bestow, Still it flows on, and shall for ever flow. THE PARISH REGISTER A POEM. 3[n Qfyxzt $art& PART I. ARGUMENT. The Village Register considered, as containing principally the Annals of the Poor. — State of the Peasantry as meliorated by Frugality and Industry. — The Cottage of an industrious "Peasant ; its Ornaments. — Prints and Books. — The Garden ; its Satisfactions. — The State of the Poor when improvident and vicious. — The Row or Street, and its Inhabitants. — The Dwell- ing of One of these. — A Public House. — Garden and its Ap- pendages. — Gamesters, rustic Sharpers, &c. — Conclusion of the Introductory Part. THE PARISH REGISTER. PART I. The Child oftfie Miller's Daughter, and Relation of her Misfortune A frugal Couple : their Kind of Frugality. — Plea of the Motlter of a natural Child : Iter Churching. — large Family of Gerard Ablett : his Appreliensions : Comparison between his State and that of the wealthy Farmer his Master : his Consolation. — An Old Man's Anxiety for an Heir : the Jealousy of another on ha- ving many. — Characters of the Grocer Dawkins and his Friend: their different Kinds of Disappointment. — Three Infants named. — An Orphan Girl and Village School-mistress — Gardener's Child : Pedantry and Conceit of the Father: his Botanical Dis- course : Method of fixing the Embryo-fruit of Cucumbers. — Absurd Effects of Rustic Vanity : observed in the Names of i> 34 their Children. — Relation of the Vestry Debate on a' Foundling : Sir RicJiard Monday. — Children of various Inhabitants. — The poor Farmer. — Children of a Profligate : his Character and Fate. — Conclusion. Turn porro puer (ut saevis projectus ab undis, Navita) nudus hum! jacet infans indigus omni Vitali auxilio, Vagituque locum lugubri complet, ut sequum est* Cui tantum in vita restat transire malorum. Lucret. de Nat. Rerum, lib. r, 1 HE year revolves, and I again explore The simple Annals of my Parish-poor ; What Infant-members, in my flock, appear ; What Pairs I blest, in the departed year ; And who, of Old or Young, of Nymphs or Swains, Are lost to life, its pleasures and its pains. No Muse I ask, before my view to bring The humble actions of the swains I sing. — How pass'd the youthful, how the old their days, Who sank in sloth, and who aspir'd to praise ; Their tempers, manners, morals, customs, arts, What parts they had, and how they 'employ 'd their parts ; By what elated, sooth'd, seduc'd, deprest, Full well I know — these Records give the rest. Is there a place, save one the Poet sees, A Land of Love, of Liberty and Ease ; 35 Where labour wearies not, nor cares suppress Th' eternal flow of rustic happiness ; Where no proud Mansion frowns in aweful State, Or keeps the Sunshine from the Cottage-Gate ; Where Young and Old, intent on pleasure, throng, And half man's life, is Holiday and Song ? Vain search for scenes like these ! no view appears, By sighs unruffled or unstain'd by tears ; Since Vice the world subdued and Waters drown'd, Auburn and J£den can no more be found. Hence good and evil mix'd, but Man has skill And power to part them, when he feels the will; Toil, care, and patience, bless th' abstemious few, Fear, shame, and want, the thoughtless herd pursue. Behold the Cot! where thrives th' industrious Swain, Source of his pride, his pleasure and his gain ; Screen'd from the Winter's wind, the Sun's last ray Smiles on the window and prolongs the day ; Projecting thatch the woodbine's branches stop, And turn their blossoms to the casement's top : — All need requires, is in that Cot contain'd, And much that taste untaught and unrestrain'd Surveys delighted ; there she loves to trace, In one gay picture, all the Royal Race ; Around the walls are Heroes, Lovers, Kings ; The print that shews them, and the verse that sings. d 2 36 Above the mantel, bound with ribband blue, The Swain's emblazon'd Arms demand our view. In meadow Vert, there feeds in Gules a cow, Beneath an Argent share and Sable plough ; While for a crest, an Azure arm sustains In Or a wheatsheaf, rich with bristling grains. There is King Charles, and all his Golden Rules, Who prov'd Misfortune's was the best of schools ; And there his Son, when tried by years of pain, Who prov'd misfortunes may be sent in vain. The magic-mill that grinds the gran'nams young, Close at the side of kind Godiva hung ; She, of her favourite place the pride and joy, Of charms at once most lavish and most coy ; By wanton act, the purest fame cm raise, And give the boldest deed, the chastest praise. There stands the stoutest Ox that England fed ; There rights the boldest Jew, Whitechapel bred ; And here Saint Monday's worthy votaries live, In all the joys that ale and skittles give. Now lo ! in Egypt's coast that hostile fleet. That nations dreaded and that Nelson beat ; And here will soon that other fleet be shown, That Nelson made the ocean's and our own, Distressing glory! grievous boon of fate! The proudest conquest, at the dearest rate. 37 On shelf of deal, beside the cuckoo-clock, ' Of cottage-reading rests the chosen stock ; Learning we lack, not books, but have a kind For all our wants, a meat for every mind : The tale for wonder and the joke for whim, The half-sung sermon and the half-groan'd hymn. No need of classing; each within its place, The feeling finger, in the dark can trace ; " First from the corner, farthest from the wall," Such all the rules, and they suffice for all. There pious works for Sunday's use are found, Companions for that Bible newly bound ; That Bible, bought by sixpence weekly sav'd, Has choicest prints by famous Hands engrav'd ; Has choicest notes % by*famous Heads made out, That teach the simple reader where to doubt; That make him stop, to reason why ? and how ? lind where he wonder'd then, to cavil more. Oh ! rather give me Commentators plain, Who with no deep researches vex the brain j Who from the dark and doubtful love to run, And hold their glimmering tapers to the sun ; Who simple Truth with nine-fold Reasons back, And guard the point, no enemies attack. Bunyarts fam'd Pilgrim rests that shelf upon, A genius rare but rude was honest John ; 47012 38 Not one who, early by the Muse beguil'd, Drank from her well, the waters undefil'd ; Not one who slowly gain'd the hill sublime, Then often sipp'd and little at a time; But one who dabbled in the sacred springs, And drank them muddy, mix'd with baser things. Here to interpret Dreams we read the rules, Science our own ! and never taught in schools ; In moles and specks we Fortune's gifts discern, And Fate's fix'd will, from Nature's wanderings learn. Of Hermit Quarle we read in island rare, Far from mankind and seeming far from Care; Safe from all want and sound in every limb, Yes! there was he, and there was Care with him. Unbound and heap'd these valued works beside, Laid humbler works, the pedler's pack supplied ; Yet these, long since, have all acquir'd a name; The Wandering Jew, has found his way to fame ; And fame, denied to many a labour'd song, Crowns Thumb the great and Hickerthriftthe strong. There too is he, by wizard-power upheld, Jack, by whose arm the giant-brood were quell'd ; His shoes of swiftness, on his feet, he plac'd ; His coat of darkness, on his loins, he brac'd ; His sword of sharpness, in his hand, be took, And off, the heads of doughty Giants stroke ; 39 Their glaring eyes beheld no mortal near; No sound of feet alarm'd the drowsy ear ; No English blood, their pagan sense could smell, But heads dropt headlong, wondering why they fell. These hear the parent Swain, reclin'd at ease, With half his listening offspring on his knees. To every cot the Lord's indulgent mind, Has a small space for Garden-ground assign'd ; Here — till return of morn, dismiss'd the farm — The careful Peasant plies the sinewy arm : Warm'd as he works and casts his look around On every foot of that improving ground ; It is his own he sees ; his Master's eye, Peers not about, some secret fault to spy ; Nor voice severe is there, nor censure known ; — Hope, profit, pleasure, — they are all his own. Here grow the humble Cites, and hard by them, The tall Leek, tapering with his rushy stem ; High climb his Pulse in many an even row, Deep strike the ponderous roots in soil below, And herbs of potent smell and pungent taste, Give a warm relish to the Night's repast. Apples and Cherries grafted by his hand, And cluster'd Nuts, for neighbouring market stand. Nor thus concludes his labour ; near the cot, The Reed-fence rises round some favourite spot ; 40 Where rich Carnations, Pinks with purple eyes, Proud Hyacinths, the least some florist's prize, Tulips tall-stemm'd and pounc'd Auricula's rise. Here on a Sunday-eve, when service ends, Meet and rejoice, a Family of Friends ; All speak aloud, are happy and are free, And glad they seem and gaily they agree. What, though fastidious ears may shun the speech, Where all are talkers and where none can teach ; Where still the welcome and the words are oldj And the same stories are for ever told ; Yet their's is joy that, bursting from the heart, Prompts the glad tongue these nothings to impart ; That forms these tones of gladness we despise, That lifts their steps, that sparkles in their eyes ; , That talks, or laughs, or runs, or shouts, or plays, And speaks in all their looks and all their ways. Fair scenes of peace! ye might detain us long, But Vice and Misery now demand the song ; And turn our view from dwellings simply neat, To this infected Row, we term our street. Here, in cabal, a disputatious crew Each evening meet ; the Sot, the Cheat, the Shrew ; Riots are nightly heard, the curse, the cries Of beaten wife, perverse in her replies ; 41 While shrieking children hold each threat'ning hand', And sometimes life and sometimes food demand : Boys in their first stol'n rags, to swear begin, And girls, who knew not sex, are skill'd in gin*;. Snarers and Smuglers here their gains divide, Ensnaring females here their Victims hide ; And here is one, the Sybil of the Row, Who knows all secrets, or affects to know ; Seeking their fate, to her the simple run, To her the guilty, theirs awhile to shun ; Mistress of worthless arts, deprav'd in will, Her care unblest and unrepaid her skifl, Slave to the tribe, to whose command she stoops, And poorer than the poorest maid she dupes. Between the road- way and the walls, offence Invades all eyes and strikes on every sense ; There lie, obscene, at every open door, Heaps from the hearth and sweepings from the floor ; And day by day the mingled masses grow, As sinks are disembogu'd and gutters flow. There hungry dogs from hungry children steal, There pigs and chicken quarrel for a meal ; There dropsied infants wail without redress, And all is waut and woe and wretchedness : Yet should these Boys with Bodies bronz'd and bare, High-swoln and hard outlive that lack of care — 42 Forc'd on some farm the unexerted strength, Though loth to action, is eompell'd at length, When warm'd by health, as Serpents in the spring, Aside their slough of Indolence they fling. Yet ere they go, a greater evil comes — See crowded beds in those contiguous rooms; Beds but ill parted, by a paltry screen, Of paper'd lath or curtain, dropt between ; Daughters and Sons to yon compartments creep, And Parents here, beside their Children sleep ;' Ye who have power, these thoughtless people part, Nor let the Ear be first to taint the Heart. \ Come! search within, nor sight nor smell regard; The true Physician walks the foulest ward. See ! on the floor, what frowzy patches rest ! What nauseous fragments on yon fractur'd chest ! What downy-dust. beneath yon window-seat ! And round these posts that serve this bed for feet ; This bed where all those tatter'd garments lie, Worn by each sex, and now perforce thrown by. See! as we gaze, an Infant lifts its hea*d, Left by neglect and burrow'd in that bed ; The Mother-gossip has the love supprest, An Infant's cry once waken'd in her breast ; And daily prattles as her round she takes, • (With strong resentment) of the want she makes. 43 » Whence all these Woes ? — from want of virtuous Will, Of honest Shame, of time-improving Skill ; From want of care, V employ the vacant hour, And want of every kind, but want of Power. Here are no wheels for either Wool or Flax, But Packs of Cards, made up of sundry packs ; Here is no clock, nor will they turn the glass, And see how swift th' important moments pass; There are no Books, but ballads on the wall, Are some abusive, and indecent all ; \Ptstols are here, unpair'd ; with nets and hooks, Of every kind, for rivers, ponds, and brooks ; An ample flask that nightly rovers fill, With recent poison from the Dutchman's still ; A box of tools with wires of various size, Frocks, wigs, and hats, for Night or Day disguise, And bludgeons stout to gain or guard a prize. ) To every House belongs a space of Ground, Of equal size once fenc'd with Paling round ; That Paling now by slothful waste destroy'd, Dead Gorse and stumps of Elder fill the void ; Save in the center-spot whose walls of clay, Hide Sots and Striplings at their drink and play ; Within, a board, beneath a til'd retreat, Allures the bubble and maintains the cheat ; 44 Where heavy ale in spots like varnish shows, Where chalky tallies yet remain in rows ; Black pipes and broken jugs the seats defile, The walls and windows, rhymes and reck'nings vHe ; Prints of the meanest kind disgrace the dodr, And cards in curses torn, lie fragments on the floor. Here his poor Bird, th' inhuman Cocker brings, Arms his hard heel, and clips his golden wings ; With spicy food, th' impatient spirit feeds, And shouts and curses as the battle bleeds : Struck through the brain, depriv'd of both his eyes, * The vanquish'd bird must combat till he dies ; Must faintly peck at his victorious foe, And reel and stagger at each feeble blow ; When fall'n, the savage grasps his dabbled plumes, His blood-stain'd arms, for other deaths assumes ; And damns the Craven-fowl, that lost his stake, And only bled and perish'd for his sake, Such are our Peasants, those to whom we yield Glories unsought, the Fathers of the Field ; And these who take from our reluctant hands What Burn advises or the Bench commands. Our Farmers round, well pleas'd with constant gain, Like other farmers, flourish and complain. — These are our Groups, our Portraits next appear, And close our Exhibition for the Year. 45 With evil omen, we that Year begin : A child of shame, — stern Justice adds, of sin, Is first recorded ; — I would hide the deed, But vain the wish ; I sigh and I proceed : And could I well th' instructive truth convey, 'Twould warn the Giddy and awake the Gay. " Of all the Nymphs, who gave our Village grace, The Miller's Daughter had the fairest face ; Proud was the Miller ; Money was his pride ; He rode to market, as our Farmers ride ; And 'twas his boast, inspir'd by spirits, there, His favourite Lucy should be rich as fair ; But she must meek and still obedient prove, And not presume, without his leave, to love. A youthful Sailor heard him ; — " Ha!" quoth he, M This Miliars maiden is a Prize for me ; " Her charms I love, his riches I desire, u And all his threats but fan the kindling fire ; " My ebbing purse, no more the foe shall fill, " But Love's kind act and Lucy at the Mill." Thus thought the Youth, and soon the chace began, Stretch'd all his sail, nor thought of pause or plan : His trusty staff, in his bold hand, he took, Like him and like his frigate, Heart of Oak ; 46 Fresh were his features, his attire was new j Clean was his linen and his jacket blue; Of finest jean his trowsers tight and trim, Brush'd the large buckle, at the silver rim. He soon arriv'd, he trac'd the Village-green, There saw the Maid, and was with pleasure seen ; Then talk'd of Love, till Lucy's yielding heart Confess'd 'twas painful, though 'twas right to part. " For ah ! my Father has an haughty soul, " Whom best he loves, he loves but to controul; lc Me to some churl in bargain he'll consign, il And make some tyrant of the Parish mine ; " Cold is his heart, and he with looks severe, u Has often forc'd, but seldom shed the tear ; iC Save when my Mother died, some drops express'd " A kind of sorrow for a Wife at rest : — u To me a Master's stern regard is shown, (( I'm like his steed, priz'd highly as his own ; " Stroak'd but corrected, threaten'd when supplied, " His slave and boast, his victim and his pride. * Cheer up, my Lass ! I'll to thy Father go, ' The Miller cannot be the Sailor's foe ; * Both live by Heaven's free gale that plays aloud i In the stretch'd canvass and the piping shroud ; ' The rush of winds, the flapping sails above, * And rattling planks within, are sounds we love ; 47 ' Calms are our Dread ; when Tempests plough the Deep, ' We take a Reef, and to the rocking, Sleep ; " Ha!" quoth the Miller, mov'd at speech so rash, " Art thou like me ? Then where thy notes and cash ? " Away to Wapping, and a wife command, " With all thy wealth, a guinea, in thine hand; " There with thy messmates, quaff the muddy cheer, " And leave my Lucy for thy betters here." 4 Revenge! Revenge!' the angry Lover cried, Then sought the Nymph, and * be thou now my Bride.' Bride had she been, but they no Priest could move To bind in Law, the Couple bound by Love. What then was left, these Lovers to requite ? But stolen moments of disturb'd delight ; Soft trembling tumults, terrors dearly priz'd, Transports that pain'd and joys that agoniz'd : Till, the fond Damsel, pleas'd with Lad so trim, Aw'd by her Parent and intic'd by him ; Her lovely form from savage power to save, Gave — not her hand — but all she'could, she gave. Then came the days of shame, the grievous night, The varying look, the wandering appetite ; The joy assum'd, while sorrow dimm'd the eyes, The forc'd sad smiles that follow'd sudden sighs, And every art, long us'd, but us'd in vain, ¥ To hide thy progress, Nature, and thy pain. 48 Too eager caution shews some danger 's near, The bully's bluster proves the coward's fear ; His sober step, the drunkard vainly tries, And nymphs expose the failings they disguise. First, whispering gossips were in parties seen ; Then louder Scandal walk'd the Village-green ; Next babbling Folly told the growing ill, And busy Malice dropt it at the Mill. " Go! to thy curse and mine," the Father said, " Strife and confusion stalk around thy bed ; " Want and a wailing Brat, thy portion be, " Plague to thy fondness as thy fault to me, " Where skulks the villain?" — ( On the Ocean wide, * My William seeks a portion for his Bride.' — " Vain be his search ! but till the traitor come, " The Higler's Cottage be thy future home ; " There with his antient shrew and Care abide, " And hide thy head, tby shame thou can'st not hide." Day after day were past in grief and pain, Week after week, nor came the Youth again ; Her Boy was born — no lads nor lasses came To grace the rite or give the child a name; Nor grave conceited Nurse of office proud, Bore the young Christian, roaring through the crowd ; 49 fn a small chamber was my office done , Where blinks through papcr'd panes, the setting Sun ; Where noisy sparrows, perch'd on penthouse near, Chirp tuneless joy and mock the frequent tear; Bats on their webby wings in darkness move, And feebly shriek their melancholy love. No sailor came ; the months in terror fled ! Then news arrived ; He fought, and he was dead. At the lone cottage Lucy lives, and still Walks, for her weekly pittance, to the mill ; A mean seraglio, there her Father keeps, Whose mirth insults her, as she stands and weeps ; And sees the plenty, while compell'd to stay, Her Father's pride, become his harlot's prey. Tjoughout the lanes, she glides at evening's close, There softly lulls her infant to repose ; Then sits and gazes but with viewless look, As gilds the Moon the rimpling of the brook ; Then sings her vespers, but in voice so low, She hears their murmurs as the waters flow ; And she too murmurs and begins to find The solemn wanderings of a wounded mind ; Visions of terror, views of woe succeed, The mind's impatience, to the body's need ; By turns to that, by turns to this a prey, She knows what reason yields and dreads what madness may . 50 Next with their boy, a decent couple came, And call'd him Robert, 'twas his father's name ; Three girls preceded, all by Time endear'd, And future births were neither hop'd nor fear'd; Blest in each other, but to no excess ; • Health, quiet, comfort, form'd their happiness ; Love all made up of torture and delight, Was but mere madness in this couple's sight ; Susan could think, though not without a sigh, If she were gone, who should her place supply; And Robert half in earnest, half in jest, Talk of her spouse when he should be at rest ; Yet strange would either think it to be told, Their love was cooling or their hearts were cold ; Few were their Acres, — but they, well content, Were on each pay-day, ready with their rent ; And few their wishes — what their farm denied, The neighbouring town at trifling cost supplied ; If at the Draper's window, Susan cast A longing look as with her goods she pass'd ; And with the produce of the wheel and churn, Bought her a Sunday-robe on her return ; True to her maxim, she would take no rest, Till care repaid that portion to the chest : Or if when loitering at the Whitsun-fair, Her Robert spent some idle shillings there ; 51 Up at the barn, before the break of day, He made his labour, for th' indulgence pay ; Thus both — that waste itself might work in vain — Wrought double tides, and all was well again. Yet though so prudent, there were times of joy, (The day they wed, the Christening of the Boy,) When to the wealthier farmers there was shown, Welcome unfeign'd, and plenty like their own ; For Susan serv'd the great and had some pride, Among our topmost people to preside ; Yet in that plenty, in that welcome free, There was the guiding nice frugality ; That in tne festal as the frugal day, Has in a different mode, a sovereign sway : As tides the same attractive influence know In the least ebb and in their proudest flow : The wise frugality that does not give, A life to saving but that saves to live, Sparing not pinching, mindful though not mean, O'er all presiding, yet in nothing seen. — Recorded next a babe of love I trace ! Of many loves, the mother's fresh disgrace; — u Again, thou harlot ! could not all thy pain, '* All my reproof, thy wanton thoughts restrain ?" 1 Far other thoughts, your Reverence, caus'd the ill, 4 'Twas pure good-nature, not a wanton will ; e 2 52 * They urg'd me, paid me, beg'd me to comply, * Not hard of heart, or slow to yield am I, < But prone to grant, as melting charity. e For wanton wishes, let the frail-ones smart, { But all my failing is a tender heart.' For Rite of Churching soon she made her way, In dread of scandal, should she miss the day ; Two matrons came ! with them she humbly knelt, Their action copied and their comforts felt, From that great pain and peril to be free, Though still in peril of that pain to be; Alas ! what numbers like this amorous dame, Are quick to censure tmt are dead to shame. Twin-infants then appear, a girl, a boy, Th' o'erflowing cup of Gerrard Ablett's joy : Seven have I nam'd, and but six years have past By him and Judith since I bound them fast ; Well pleas'd, the bridegroom smil'd, to hear — " A vine Fruitful and spreading round the walls be thine, And branch-like be thine offspring?' — - Gerard then Look'd joyful love, and softly said, ( Amen.' Now of that Vine he would no more increase, Those playful branches now disturb his peace ; Them he beholds around his table spread, Cut finds, the more the branch, the less the bread ; 53 And while they run, his humbled walls about, They keep the sun-shine of good-humour out. Cease, man, to grieve! thy master's lot survey, Whom wife and children, thou and thine obey ; A farmer proud, beyond a farmer's pride, Of all around, the envy or the guide ; Who trots to market on a steed so fine^ That, when I meet him, I'm asham'd of mine; Whose board is high up-heap'd with generous fare, Which five stout sons and three tall daughters share : Cease, man, to grieve ; and listen to his care. A few years fled, and all thy boys shall be Lords of a cot, and labourers like thee ; Thy girls unportion'd, neighbouring youths shall lead, Brides from my church, and thenceforth thou art freed : But then thy master shall of cares complain, Care after care, a long connected train ; His sons for farms, shall ask a large supply, For farmer's sons, each gentle miss shall sigh ; Thy mistress reasoning well of life's decay, Shall ask a chaise and hardly brook delay ; The smart young Cornet who, with so much grace, Rode in the ranks and betted at the race, While the vext parent rails at deed so rash, Shall d — n his luck, and stretch his hand for cash. Sad troubles, Gerard! now pertain to thee, When thy rich Master seems from trouble free ; 54 But 'tis one fate at different times assign'd, And tbou shalt lose the cares, that he must find. * Ah !" quoth our village Grocer, rich and old, " Would! I might one such cause for care, behold; " To whom his friend, ' Mine greater bliss would be u * Would heav'n take those, my spouse assigns to me.'" Aged were both, that Dawldns, Ditchem this, Who much of marriage thought, and much amiss ; Both would delay, the One, till — riches gain'd, The son he wish'd might be to honour train'd ; His Friend — lest fierce intruding heirs should come, To waste his hoard and vex his quiet home. Dawkins, a dealer once on burthen'd back, Bore his whole substance in a pedlar's pack ; To dames discreet, the duties yet unpaid, His stores of lace and hyson he convey 'd : When thus enrich'd, he chose at home to stop And fleece his neighbours in a new-built shop ; Then woo'd a Spinster blithe, and hop'd, when wed, For Love's fair favours and a fruitful bed. Not so his Friend ; — on widow fair and staid, He fix'd his eye, but he was much afraid; Vet woo'd; while, she, his hair of silver hue, Demurely nofrc'd, and her eye withdrew ; 55 N Doubtful be paus'd — " Ah ! were I sure," he cried, " No craving children would my gains divide ; " Fair as she is, I would ray widow take, " And live more largely for my partner's sake." With such their views, some thoughtful years they past, And hoping, dreading, they were bound at last. And what their fate ? Observe them as they go, Comparing fear with fear, and woe with woe. " Ah ! Humphrey ! Humphrey ! Envy in my breast, " Sickens to see thee in thy children blest ; " They are thy joys, while I go grieving home, " To a sad spouse and our eternal gloom ; " We look Despondency ; no infant near, " To bless the eye or win the parent's ear; "Our sudden heats and quarrels to allay, " And soothe the petty sufferings of the day : " Alike our want, yet both the want reprove, " Where are, I cry, these pledges of our love ? " When she like Jacob's wife makes fierce reply, " Yet fond — Oh ! give me children or I die ; " And I return — still childless doom'd to live, " Like the vex'd Patriarch, Are they mine to give ? " Ah ! much I envy thee, thy boys, who ride " On poplar branch and canter at thy side; "And girls, whose cheeks thy chin's fierce fondness know, " And with fresh beauty at the contact, glow." ^ 56 i Oh simple friend,' saidHumphrey, * wouldst thou gain, i A father's pleasure, by an husband's pain ? * Alas ! what pleasure — when some vigorous boy 1 Should swell thy pride, some rosy girl thy joy ? ' Is it to doubt, who grafted this sweet'flowef, 1 Or whence arose that spirit and that power ? ' Four years I've wed • not one has past in vain : * Behold the fifth ! Behold, a babe again} ' My wife's gay friends th' unwelcome imp admire, ' And fill the" room with gratulation dire ; ' While I in silence sate, revolving all ! i That influence antient men, or that befall ; * A gay pert guest — Heav'n knows his business — came; * A glorious boy, he cried, and what the name ? ' Angry I growl'd ; my spirit cease to tease, e Name it yourselves, — Cain, Judas, if you please, * His father's give him, should you that explore, c The Devil's or your's : — I said, and sought the door. c My tender partner not a word or sigh 4 Gives to my wrath, nor to my speech reply; ' But takes her comforts, triumphs in my pain, * And looks undaunted for a birth again.' — Heirs thus denied afflict the pining heart, And thus afforded, jealous pangs impart ; To prove these arrows of the giant's hand, Are not for man to stay or to command. 57 Then with their infants three, the parents came, And each assign'd — 'twas all they had — a name : Names of no mark or price ; of them not one Shall court our view, on the sepulchral stone ; Or stop the Clerk, the engraven scrolls to spell, Or keep the Sexton from the sermon-bell. An orphan girl succeeds : ere she was born, Her father died, her mother on that morn ; The pious mistress of the school sustains, Her parents' part, nor their affection feigns, But pitying feels ; with due respect and joy, I trace the matron at her lov'd employ ; What time the striplings weary'd ev'n with play, Part at the closing of the Summer's day, And each by different path, returns the well-known way Then I behold her at her cottage door, Frugal of light ; — her Bible laid before, When on her double duty she proceeds, Of Time as frugal ; — knitting as she reads : Her idle neighbours who approach to tell Of news or nothing, she by looks compel, To hear reluctant, while the lads who pass, In pure respect, walk silent on the grass ; Then sinks the day, but not to rest she goes, Till solemn prayers the daily duties close. I S3 But I digress, and lo ! an infant train, Appear, and call me to my task again. 4 Why Lonicera wilt thou name thy child ?' 1 ask'd the gardener's wife, in accent mild : These have we nam'd ; on life's rough Sea they sail, W r i(h many a prosperous, many an adverse Gale; Where Passions soon, like powerful Winds, will rage, While wearied Prudence with their Strength engage ; Then each, in Aid, shall some Companion ask, For Help or Comfort in the tedious Task; And wh.it that Help — what Joys from Union flow, What Good or III, we next prepare to show ; And row, meantime, our weary Bark ashore, As Spencer his — but not with Spencer's Oar. PART II. MARRIAGES. F 2 ARGUMENT. Previous Consideration necessary : yet not too long Delay. — Im- prudent Marriage of old Kirk and his Servant : his Apprehen- sions. — Comparison between an antient and youthful Partner to a young Man. — Prudence of Donald the Gardener. — Parish Wedding : the compelled Bridegroom : Day of Marriage, how spent. — Relation of the Accomplishments of Phxbe Dawson, a rustic Beauty : her Lover : his Courtship : their Marriage : Misery of Precipitation. — The Wealthy Couple : Reluctance in tfie Husband, zvhy ?-»■ Unusually fair Signatures in the Register : the common Kind. — Seduction of Bridget Dawdle by Footman Daniel: her rustic trover: her Return to him. — An Antient Couple : three Comparisons on the Occasion. — More pleasant View of Village Matrimony : Farmers celebrating tfie Day of Marriage : their Wives. — Reuben and Rachel an happy Pair : an Example of prudent Delay. — Reflections on their State who were not so prudent, and its Improvement towards the Termi- nation of Life : an old Man so circumstanced. — Attempt to seduce a Village Beauty : Persuasion and Reply : the Event. THE PARISH REGISTER. PART IT. Nubere si qua voles qxiamvis properabitis ambo, Differ; habent parva: comrnoda magna mors. Ovid. Fast. lib. 3. UlSPOS'D towed, ev'n while you hasten, stay; There's great Advantage in a small Delay : — Thus Ovid sang, and much the Wise approve This prudent Maxim of the Priest of Love : If Poor, Delay shall for that Want prepare, That, on the hasty, brings a World of Care; — If Rich, Delay shall brace the thoughtful Mind, T' endure the Ills, that ev'n the happiest find : 70 Delay shall Knowledge yield, on either part, And shew the Value of the vanquish'd Heart : The Humours, Passions, Merits, Failings prove, And gently raise the Veil that 's worn by Love ; Love, that impatient Guide ! — too proud to think Of vulgar Wants, of Clothing, Meat and Drink, Urges our amorous Swains their Joys to seize, And then at Rags and Hunger, frighten'd flees : — Yet thee too long, let not thy Fears detain ; Till Age, refrain not — but if Old, refrain. By no such Rule, would Gaffer Kirk be tied ; First in the Year he led a blooming Bride, And stood a wither'd Elder at her side. Oh! Nathan! Nathan! at thy Years, trepann'd, To take a wanton Harlot by the Hand ! Thou, who wert us'd so tartly to express Thy Sense of Matrimonial Happiness, Till every Youth, whose Banns at Church were read, Strove not to meet, or meeting, hung his head ; And every Lass forbore at thee to look, A sly old Fish, too cunning for the Hook ; — And now at Sixty, that pert Dame to see, Of all thy Savings Mistress, and of Thee ; — Now will the Lads, rememb'ring Insults past, Cry, "What, the Wise-one in the Trap at last !" 71 Fie, Nathan ! fie ! to let a sprightly Jade Leer on thy Bed, then ask thee how 'twas made, And lingering walk around at Head and Feet, To see thy nightly Comforts all complete; Then waiting seek — not what she said she sought, And bid a Pennj r for her Master's Thought ; — (A Thought she knew, and thou could'st not send hence, Well as thou lov'dst them, for ten thousand Pence ;) And thus with some bold Hint she would retire, That wak'd the idle Wish and stirr'd the slumbering Fire ; Didst thou believe thy Passion all so laid, That thou might'st trifle with thy wanton Maid, And feel amus'd and yet not feel afraid ? The dryest Faggot, Nathan, once was green, And laid on Embers, still some Sap is seen ; Oaks, bald like thee above, that cease to grow, Feel yet the Warmth of Spring and Bud below ; More senseless thou than Faggot on the Fire, For thou could'st feel and yet would'st not retire ; Less provident than dying Trees, — for they Some vital Strength, some living Fire display, But none that tend to wear the Life itself away. Ev'n now I see thee to the Altar come ; Downcast thou wert, and conscious of thy Doom : I see thee glancing on that Shape aside, With blended Looks of Jealousy and Pride; 72 . But growing Fear has long the Pride supprest, And but one Tyrant rankles in thy Breast ; Now of her Love, a second Pledge appears, And Doubts on Doubts arise, and Fears on Fears ; Yet Fear defy, and be of Courage stout, Another Pledge will banish every Doubt ; Thine Age advancing, as thy Powers retire, "Will make thee sure—- What more would'st thou require ? Thus with Example sad, our Year began, A wanton Vixen and a weary Man ; " But had this Tale in other guise been told," Young let the Lover be, the Lady old, And that Disparity of Years shall prove No Bane of Peace, although some Bar to Love : 'Tis not the worst, our nuptual Ties among, That joins the Antient Bride and Bridegroom Young ; — Young Wives, like changing Winds, their Power display, By shifting Points and varying day by day ; Now Zephyrs mild, now Whirlwinds in their force, They sometimes speed, but often thwart our Course : And much experienc'd should that Pilot be, Who sails with them, on Life's tempestuous Sea : But like a Trade -Wind, is the antient Dame, Mild to your Wish, and every day the same ; Steady as Time, no sudden Squalls you fear, But set full-sail and with Assurance steer j 73 Till every Danger in your way be past, And then she gently, mildly breathes her last ; Rich you arrive, in Port awhile remain, And for a second Venture sail again. For this, blithe Donald southward made his Way, And left the Lasses on the Banks of Taj/ ; Him to a neighbouring Garden Fortune sent ; Whom we beheld, aspiringly content: Patient and mild he sought the Dame to please, Who rul'd the Kitchen and who bore the Keys ; Fair Lucy, first the Laundry's Grace and Pride, With smiles and gracious looks, her Fortune tried ; But all in vain she prais'd his " pawky Eyne," Where never Fondness was for Lucy seen ; Him the mild Susan, Boast of Dairies, lov'd, And found him civil, cautious, and unmov'd ; From many a fragrant Simple, Catharine's Skill, Drew Oil, drew Essence from the boiling Still; But not her Warmth, nor all her winning Ways, From his cool Phlegm could Donald's Spirit raise; Of Beauty heedless, with the Merry mute, To Mrs. Dobson he preferr'd his suit ; There prov'd his Service, there address'd his Vows, And saw her Mistress, — Friend, — Protectress, — Spouse. 74 A Butler now, he thanks his powerful Bride, And like her Keys, keeps constant at her Side. Next at our Altar stood a luckless Pair, Brought by strong Passions and a Warrant there ; By long rent Cloak, hung loosely, strove the Bride, From ev'ry Eye, what all perceiv'd, to hide ; While the Boy-Bridegroom, shuffling in his Pace, Now hid awhile and then expos'd his Face ; As Shame alternately with Anger strove, The Brain, confus'd with muddy Ale, to move ; In haste and stammering he performed his Part, And look'd the Rage that rankled in his Heart ; (So will each Lover inly curse his Fate, Too soon made happy, and made wise too late;) — I saw his Features take a savage Gloom, And deeply threaten for the Days to come ; Low spake the Lass, and lisp'd and minc'd the while; Look'd on the Lad and faintly try'd to smile ; With soft'ned Speech and humbled Tone she strove, To stir the Embers of departed Love; While he a Tyrant, frowning walk'd before, Felt the poor Purse, and sought the public Door, She sadly following in submission went, And saw the final Shilling foully spent ; 75- Then to her Father's Hut the Pair withdrew, And bade to Love and Comfort long Adieu ! — Ah ! fly Temptation, Youth, refrain ! refrain ! I preach for ever; but I preach, in vain ! Two Summers since, I saw at Lammas Fair, The sweetest Flower that ever blossom'd there ; When Phcebe Dawson g;iily cross'd the Green, In haste to see, and happy to be seen ; Her Air, her Manners, all who saw, admir'd ; Courteous though coy, and gentle though retir'd ; The Joy of Youth and Health her Ej^es display 'd, And Ease of Heart, her every Look convey'd ; A native Skill her simple Robes express'd, As with untutor'd Elegance she dress'd ; The Lads around, admir'd so fair a Sight, . And Phcebe felt, and felt she gave, Delight. Admirers soon of every Age she gain'd, Her Beauty won them, and her Worth retain'd ; Envy itself, could no Contempt display, They wish'd her well, whom yet they wish'd away ; Correct in Thought, she judg'd a Servant's Place Preserv'd a rustic Beauty from Disgrace ; But yet on Sunday-Eve in Freedom's Hour, With secret Joy she felt that Beauty's Power ; 76 When some proud Bliss upon the Heart would steal, That, poor or rich, a Beauty still must feel. — At length, the Youth ordain'd to move her breast, Before the Swains with bolder Spirit press'd ; With looks less timid, made his Passion known, And pleas'd by Manners, most unlike her own ; Loud though in Love, and confident though young ; Fierce in his Air, and vo'ublftof Tongue ; By trade a Tailor, though, in scorn of Trade, He serv'd the Squire and brush'd the Coat he made ; Yet now, would Phoebe her Consent afford, Her Slave alone, again he'd mount the Board ; With her should Years of growing Love be spent, And growing Wealth : — she sigh'd and look'd Consent. Now, through the Lane, up Hill, and cross the Green, (Seen but by few and blushing to be seen — Dejected, thoughtful, anxious, and afraid,) Led by the Lover, walk'd the silent Maid : Slow through the Meadows rov'd they, many a Mile, Toy'd by each Bank and trifled at each Stile; Where as he painted every blissful View, And highly colour'd what he strongly drew, The pensive Damsel, prone to tender Fears, Dimm'd the false Prospect with prophetic Tears: Thus pass'd th' allotted Hours, till lingering late, The Lover loiter'd at the Master's Gate ; 77 There he pronounc'd Adieu ! and yet would stay, Till chidden — sooth'd — intreated — forc'd away ; He would of Coldness, though indulg'd, complain, And oft retire and oft return again ; When, if his Teasing vex'd her gentle Mind, The Grief assum'd, compell'd her to be kind ! For he would Proof of plighted Kindness crave, That she resented first, and then forgave, And to his Grief and Penance yielded more, Than his Presumption had requir'd before; Ah! fly Temptation, Youth, refrain; refrain, Each yielding Maid and each presuming Swain ! Lo ! now with red rent Cloak and Bonnet black, And torn green Gown, loose hanging at her Back, One who an Infant in her Arm sustains, And seems in patience, striving with her Pains; Pinch'd are her Looks, as one who pines for Bread, Whose Cares are growing and whose Hopes are fled ; Pale her parch'd Lips, her heavy Eyes sunk low, And Tears unnotic'd from their Channels flow ; Serene her Manner, till some sudden Pain, Frets the meek Soul, and then she's calm again ; — Her broken Pitcher to the Pool she takes, And every Step with cautious terror makes ; 78 For not alone that Infant in her Arras, But nearer Cause, maternal Fear, alarms ; With Water burthen'd, then she picks her Way, Slowly and cautious in the clinging Clay; Till in Mid-Green she trusts a Place unsound, And deeply plunges in th' adhesive Ground ; From whence her slender Foot with Pain she takes, While Hope the Mind as Strength the Frame forsakes For when so full the Cup of Sorrow grows, Add but a Drop, it instantly o'erflows. — And now her Path, but not her Peace she gains, Safe from her Task, but shivering with her Pains; — Her Home she reaches, open leaves the Door, And placing first her Infant on the Floor, She bares her Bosom to the Wind, and sits, And sobbing struggles with the rising Fits ; In vain, Jhey come, she feels th' inflating Grief, That shuts the swelling Bosom from Relief; That speaks in feeble Cries a Soul distrest, Or the sad Laugh that cannot be represt; The Neighbour- Matron leaves her W heel, and flies With all the Aid her Poverty supplies ; Unfee'd, the Calls of Nature she obeys, Not led by Profit, not allur'd by Praise ; And waiting long, till these Contentions cease, She speaks of Comfort, and departs in Peace. 79 Friend of Distress ! the Mourner feels thy Aid, She cannot pay thee, but thou wilt be paid. But who this Child of Weakness, Want, and Care ? Tis Phoebe Dawson, Pride of Lammas-Fair; Who took her Lover for his sparkling Eyes, Expressions warm, and Love-inspiring Lies : Compassion first assail'd her gentle Heart, For all his Suffering, all his Bosom's Smart: " And then his Prayers ! they would a Savage move, " And win the coldest of the Sex to Love :" — But ah! too soon his Looks Success declar'd, Too late her Loss the Marriage Rite repair'd ; The faithless Flatterer then his Vows forgot, A captious Tyrant or a noisy Sot : If present, railing, till he saw her pain'd ; If absent, spending what their Labours gain'd ; Till that fair Form in Want and Sickness pin'd, And Hope and Comfort fled that gentle Mind. Then fly Temptation, Youth; resist, refrain! Nor let me preach for ever and in vain ! Next came a well-drest Pair, who left their Coach, And made in long Procession slow Approach : For, this gay Bride had many a female Friend, And Youths were there, this favour'd Youth t' attend : 80 Silent, nor wanting due Respect, the Crowd Stood humbly round, and Gratulation bow'd ; But not that silent Crowd, in Wonder fixt, Not numerous Friends who Praise and Envy mix'd, Nor Nymphs attending near, to swell the Pride Of one more fair, the ever-smiling Bride ; Nor that gay Bride adorn'd with every Grace, Nor Love nor Joy triumphant in her Face, Could from the Youth's, sad Signs of Sorrow chase : Why didst thou grieve ? Wealth, Pleasure, Freedom thine, Vex'd it thy Soul, that Freedom to resign ? Spake Scandal Truth ? " Thou didst not then intend, So soon to bring thy Wooing to an End ?" Or was it, as our prating Rustics say, To end as soon, but in a different way ? 'Tis told thy Phyllis is a skilful Dame, Who play'd uninjur'd with the dangerous Flame : That while like Lovelace thou thy Coat displayed And hid the Snare, prepar'd to catch the Maid, Thee with her Net, she found the Means to catch, And at the amorous See-saw, won the Match * ; Yet others tell, the Captain fix'd thy Doubt, He'd call thee Brother, or he'd call thee out : — J5ut rest the Motive — all Retreat too late, Joy like thy Bride's should on thy Brow have sate; * Clarissa, vol. vii. Lovelace's Letter. 81 The Deed had then appear'd thine own Intent, A glorious Day, by gracious Fortune sent, In each revolving Year to be in Triumph spent. Then in few Weeks that cloudy Brow bad been, Without a Wonder or a Whisper seen ; And none had been so weak as to enquire, " Why pouts my Lady ?" or " why frowns the Squire?" How fair these Names, how much unlike they look To all the blurr'd Subscriptions in my Book ; The Bridegroom's Letters stand in row above, Tapering yet stout like Pine-trees in his Grove ; While free and fine the Bride's appear below, As light and slender as her Jasmines grow; Mark now in what confusion, stoop or stand, The crooked Scrolls of many a clownish Hand, Now out, now in, they droop, they fall, they rise, Like raw Recruits drawn forth for Exercise; Ere yet reform'd and modell'd by the Drill, The free-born Legs stand striding as they will. Much have I tried to guide the Fist along, But still the Blunderers plac'd their Blottings wrong: Behold these Marks uncouth ! how strange that Men, Who guide the Plough, should fail to guide the Pen ; For half a Mile, the Furrows even lie ; For half an Inch, the Letters stand awry ; -*~ G 82 Is it that, strong and sturdy in the Field, They scorn the Arms of idle Men to wield ; Or give that Hand, to guide the Goosequill Tip, That rules a Team, and brandishes a Whip? The Lions they, whom conscious Powers forbid, — ■ To play the Ape and (t dandle with the Kid." But yet, small Arts have Charms for Female Eyes 5 Our rustic Nymphs, the Beau and Scholar prize ; Unletter'd Swains, and Plough^men coarse, they slight, For those who dress, and amorous Scrolls indite. For Bridget Dawdle happier t)ays had been, Had Footman Daniel scorn'd his native Green ; Or when he came an idle Coxcomb down, Had he his Love reserv'd for Lass in Town ; To Roger Pluck she then had pledg'd her Truth, — « A sturdy, sober, kind, unpolish'd Youth; But from the Day, that fatal Day she spied The Pride of Daniel, Daniel was her Pride. In all his Dealings, Hodge was just and true, But coarse his Doublet was and patch'd in View, And felt his Stockings were, and blacker than his Shoe; While Daniel's Linen all was fine and fair, — His Master wore it, antthe deign'd to wear ; (To wear his Livery, some Respect might prove; To wear his Linen, must be Sign of Lqve;) 83 Blue was his Coat, unsoil'd by spot or stain; His Hose were Silk, his Shoes of Spanish Grain ; A Silver knot, his breadth of shoulder bore ; A Diamond Buckle bluz'd, his breast before; Diamond he swore it was ! and shew'd it as he swore: Rings on his Fingers shone ; his Milk-white Hand, Could Pick-tooth Case and Box for SnufF command : And thus, with clouded Cane, a Fop complete, He stalk'd, the Jest and Glory of the Street : Join'd with these Powers, he could so sweetly sing, Talk with such Toss and saunter with such Swing; Laugh with such Glee and trifle with such Art, That Bridget's promise, fail'd to shield her Heart. Roger, meantime, to ease his amorous Cares, Fix'd his full Mind upon his Farm's Affairs ; Two Pigs, a Cow, and Wethers half a Score, Increas'd his Stock, and still ho look'd for more ; He, for his Acres few, so duly paid, That yet more Acres to his Lot were laid ; Till our chaste Nymphs no longer felt disdain, And prudent Matrons prais'd the frugal Swain; Who thriving well, through many a fruitful Year, Now cloth'd himself anew, and acted Overseer. Just then poor Bridget from her Friend in Town, Fled in pure fear, and came a Beggar down ; G 2 *84 Trembling at Roger's Door, she knock'd for Bread, — "j Was chidden first, next pitied, and then fed ; Then sat at Roger's Board, then shar'd in Roger's Bed : All Hope of Marriage lost in her Disgrace, He mourns a Flame reviv'd, and she a Love of Lace. Now to be wed, a well-match'd Couple came ; Twice had old Lodge been tied, and twice the Dame : Tottering they came and toying, (odious scene !) And fond and simple, as they 'd always been. Children, from Wedlock we by Laws restrain ; Why not prevent them, when they're such again ? Why not forbid the doating Souls, to prove, Tli' indecent Fondling of preposterous Love ? In spite of Prudence, uncontroll'd by Shame, The amorous Senior woos the toothless Dame, Relating idly, at the closing Eve, The youthful Follies he disdains to leave ; Till youthful Follies wake a transient Fire, When arm in arm, they totter and retire. So two dried Sticks, all fled the vital Juice, When rubb'd and chaf'd, their latent Heat produce ; All in one part unite the cheering Rays, And kindling, burn with momentary Blaze. So two sear Trees, dry, stunted, and unsound, Each other catch, when dropping to the Ground; 85 Entwine their wither'd Arms, 'gainst Wind and Weather, And shake their leafless Heads, and drop together. So two dead Limbs, when touch 'd by Galvin*s Wire, Move with new Life and feel awaken'd Fire; Quivering awhile, their flaccid Forms remain, Then turn to cold Torpidity, again. " But ever frowns your Hymen ? Man and Maid, " Are all repenting, suffering or betray'd ?" Forbid it, Love ; we have our Couples, here, Who hail the Day, in each revolving Year : These are with us, as in the World around ; They are not frequent, but they may be found. Our Farmers too, what though they fail to prove, In Hymen's Bonds, the tenderest Slaves of Love, (Nor, like those Pairs whom Sentiment unites, Feel they the fervour of the Mind's Delights;) Yet coarsely kind and comfortably gay, They heap the Board and hail the happy Day ; And though the Bride, now freed from School, admits Of Pride implanted there, some transient fits ; Yet soon she casts her girlish Flights aside, And in substantial Blessings rests her Pride. No more she plays, no more attempts to fit Her Steps, responsive to the squeaking Kit, No more recites her French, the hinds among, But chides her Maidens in her mother tongue; 86 Her Tambour-Frame she leaves and Diet spare, Plain-work and Plenty with her House to share* Till, all her Varnish lost, in few short Years, In all her Worth, the Farmer's Wife appears. Yet not the ancient Kind ; not she who gave Her Soul to gain — a Mistress and a Slave ; Who not to Sleep, allow'd the needful Time ; To whom Repose was Loss, and Sport a Crime; Who in her meanest Room, (and all were mean,) A noisy Drudge, from morn till night was seen ; — But she, the Daughter, boasts a decent Room, Adorn'd with Carpet, form'd in Wilton's loom ; Fair Prints along the paper'd wall are spread ; There, Werter sees the sportive Children fed, And Charlotte here, bewails her Lover dead. 'Tis here, assembled, while in room apart, Their Husbands drinking, warm the opening heart, Our neighbouring Dames, on festal days, unite With tongues more fluent and with hearts as light ; Their's is that Art, which English Wives alone, And Wives like these, assert and prove their own; — An Art it is, where each at once attends To all, and claims Attention from her Friends, When they engage the Tongue, the Eye, the Ear ; Reply when list'ning, and when speaking hear : The ready Converse knows no dull Delays, " But double are the Pains, and double be the Praise*." * s pencer. 87 Yet not to those alone who bear command, Heav'n gives a Heart to hail the Marriage Band ; Among their Servants, we the Pairs can show, Who much to Love and more to Prudence owe : Reuben and Rachel though as fond as Doves, Were yet discreet and cautious in their Loves ; Nor sought their Bliss, at Cupid's wild Commands, Till cool Reflection bade them join their Hands ; When both were poor, they thought it argued ill Of hasty Love, to make them poorer still ; Year after year, with Savings long laid by, They bought the future Dwelling's full Supply ; Her frugal Fancy cull'd the smaller Ware, The weightier Purchase was her Reuben's Care; Together then their last Year's Gain they threw, And lo ! an auction 'd Bed, with Curtains neat and new. Thus both, as Prudence counsell'd, wisely stay'd, And cheerful then the Calls of Love obey'd : What if, when Rachel gave her Hand, 'twas one Embrown'd by Winter's Ice and Summer's Sun ; What if, in Reuben's Hair, the female Eye Usurping Grey among the Black could spy ; What if in both, Life's bloomy Flush was lost, And their full Autumn felt the mellowing Frost; Yet Time, who blow'd the Rose of Youth away. Had left the vigorous Stem without Decay ; 88 Like those tall Elms, in Farmer FrankforcTs Ground They'il grow rio more, — but all their Growth is sound ; By Time confirm'd and rooted in the Land, The Storms they 've stood, still promise they shall stand. Nor these alone, (though favour'd more) are blest ; In time the Rash, in time, the Wretched rest ; They first sad Years of Want and Anguish know, Their Joys come seldom, and their Pains pass slow ; In Health, just fed, in Sickness, just reliev'd; By Hardships harass'd, and by Children griev'd; In petty Quarrels and in peevish Strife, They once fond Couple, waste the Spring of Life ; But, when to Age mature those Children grown, Find Hopes, and Homes, and Hardships of their own ; When Life's Afflictions, long with dread endur'd, By Time are lessen'd, or by Caution cur'd ; Complaints and Murmurs then are laid aside, (By Reason these subdued and those by Pride,) And calm in Cares, with Patience, Man and Wife, Agree to share, the Bitter-sweet of Life ; (Life that has Sorrow much and Sorrow's Cure, Where they who most enjoy, shall much endure ;) Their Rest, their Labour, Duties, Sufferings, Prayers, Compose the Soul, and fit it for its Cares ; Their Graves before them and their Griefs behind, Have each a Med'cine. for the rustic Mind; 89 Nor has he care to whom his Wealth shall go, Or who shall labour with his §pade and Hoe ; But as he lends the Strength that yet remains, And some dead Neighbour on his Bier sustains, (One with whom oft, he whirl'd the bounding Flail, Tost the broad Coite, or took th' inspiring Ale): u For me, (he thinks,) shall soon this deed be done, " A few steps forward, and my Race is run ; " 'Twas first in Trouble, as in Error past, " Dark Clouds and stormy Cares whole Years o'ercasf,' " But calm my setting Day, and Sunshine smiles at last : tl My Vices punish'd and my Follies spent, " Not loth to die, but yet to live content, M I rest :" — then casting on the Grave his eye, He gives his Friend a tear, and heaves himself a sigh. Last on my List appears a Match of Love And one of Virtue, — happy may it prove ! — Sir Edward Archer is an amorous Knight, And Maidens chaste and lovely, shun his sight; His Bailiff's Daughter suited much his taste, For Fanny Price was lovely -and was chaste ; To her the Knight with gentle looks drew near, And timid voice, assum'd to banish fear. — " Hope of my Life, dear Sovereign of my Breast, " Which, since I knew thee, knows not Joy nor Rest; 90 u Know thou art all, that ray delighted Eyes, " My fondest Thoughts, my proudest Wishes prize ; " And is that Bosom — (what on Earth so fair?) 11 To cradle some coarse Peasant's sprawling Heir ? " To be that Pillow, which some surly Swain, cc May treat with scorn and agonize with pain ? " Art thou, sweet Maid, a Plowman's wants to share, " To dread his Insult, to support his Care ; 11 To hear his Follies, his Contempt to prove, u And (oh ! the Torment !) to endure his Love ; (i Till Want, and deep Regret, those Charms destroy, " You'll weep your Woes and wonder at your Fate; " And cry, -' Behold, as Life's last Cares come on, " ' My burthens growing, when my Strength is gone.* " Now turn with me, and all the Young desire, " That Taste can form, that Fancy can require ; " All that excites Enjoyment, or procures " Wealth, Health, Respect, Delight, and Love, are yours : 91 " Sparkling, in Cups of Gold, your Wines shall flow, " Grace that fair Hand, in that dear Bosom glow ; " Fruits of each Clime, and Flowers through all the Year, " Shall on your Walls and in your Walks appear; u Where all beholding, shall your Praise repeat, " No Fruit so tempting, and no Flower so sweet ; — " The softest Carpets in your Rooms shall lie, " Pictures of happiest Loves shall meet your Eye, u And tallest Mirrors, reaching to the Floor, " Shall shew you all the Object I adore ; " Who, by the Hands of Wealth and Fashion drest, 11 By Slaves attended and by Friends carest, " Shall move, a Wonder, through the public Ways, " And hear the Whispers of adoring Praise. " Your female Friends, though gayest of the Gay, " Shall see you happy, and shall, sighing, say, " While smother'd Envy rises in the Breast, " i Oh ! that we liv'd, so beauteous and so blest!' w Come then, my Mistress and my Wife: — for she u Who trusts my Honour, is the Wife for me ; M Your Slave, your Husband, and your Friend employ, t( In search of Pleasures we may both enjoy." — To this the Damsel, meekly firm, replied: " My Mother lov'd, was married, toil'd and died ; " With Joys, she'd Griefs, had Troubles in her course, "But not one Grief was pointed by Remorse; 92 H My Mind is fix'd, to Heaven I resign, " And be her Love, her Life, her Comforts mine." Tyrants have "wept ; and those with Hearts of Steel* Who caus'd the Anguish they disdain'd to heal, Have at some time, the Power of Virtue known, And felt another's good promote their own : Our Knight relenting, now befriends the Youth, Who took the Maid, with innocence and truth ; And finds in that fair deed, a sacred Joy, That will not perish, and that cannot cloy ; — A living Joy, that shall its vigour keep, When Beauty all decays, and all the Passions sleep. PART III. BURIALS. ARGUMENT. True Christian Resignation not frequently to be seen. — The Re- gister a melancholy Record. — A dying Man, who at length sends for a Priest : for what Purpose ? answered. — Old Collett, of the Inn, an Instance of Dr. Young's slow-sudden Death : his Character and Conduct. — The Manners and Ma- nagement of the Widow Goe: her successful Attention to Busi- ness : her Decease unexpected. — The Infant-Boy of Gerard Ahlett dies : Reflections on his Death, and the Survivor his Sister-Twin. — The Funeral of the deceased Lady of ilie Ma- nor described: her neglected Mansion: Undertaker and Train : the Character which her Monument will hereafter dis- play. — Burial of an Antient Maiden: some former Draxvback on her Virgin-fame : Description of Iter House and Household: Her Manners, Appreliensions, Death. — Isaac Ashford, a virtuous Peasant, dies : his manly Character : Reluctance to enter the Poor-House ; and why. — Misfortune and Derange- ment of Intellect in Robin Dingley: whence they proceeded: He is not restrained by Misery from a wandering Life : his various Returns to his Parish: his final Return. — Wife of Far- mer Frankford, dies in prime of Life: Affliction in conse- quence of such Death : melancholy View of her House, fyc. on her Family's Return from her Funeral : Address to Sorrow. — Leah Cousins, aMidzvife: Iter Character ; and successful Prac- tice ; at length opposed by Doctor Glibb : Opposition in the Parish : Argument of the Doctor ; of Leah : her Failure and Decease. — Burial of Roger Cuff", a Sailor: his Enmity to his Family ; how it originated : his Experiment, and its Consequence. — The Re- gister terminates : A Bell heard : Inquiry for whom ? — The Sexton. — Character of Old Dibble, and the five Rectors whom lie served. — Reflections. — Conclusion. THE PARISH REGISTER. PART III. 25uriaf& Qui vultus Achcrontis atri, Qui Stygia tristem, noh tristis, videt,— Par ille Regi, par Superis erit. Seneca ia Agamem. 1 HERE was, 'tis said, and I believe, a Time, When humble Christians died with views sublime ; When all were ready for their Faith to bleed, But few to write or wrangle for their Creed ; When lively Faith upheld the sinking Heart, And Friends assur'd to meet, prepar'd to part ; When Love felt Hope, when Sorrow grew serene, And all was Comfort, in the Death-bed Scene. 96 Alas ! when now the gloomy King they wait, 'Tis Weakness yielding to resistless Fate ; Like wretched Men upon the Ocean cast, They labour hard and struggle to the last ; il Hope against Hope," and wildly gaze around, In search of Help, that never shall be found ; Nor, till the last strong Billow stops the Breath, Will they believe them in the jaws of Death ! When these my Records, I reflecting read, And find what Ills, these numerous Births succeed ; What powerful Griefs, these Nuptual Ties attend, With what regret these painful Journeys end ; When from the Cradle to the Grave I look, Mine I conceive, a melancholy Book. Where now is perfect Resignation seen ? Alas ! it is not on the Village-Green, I 've seldom known, though I have often read Of, happy Peasants on their Dying-bed ; Whose Looks proclaim'd that Sunshine of the Breast, That more than Hope, that Heav'n itself express'd. What I behold, are feverish fits of Strife, 'Twixt Fears of Dying and Desire of Life ; Those earthly Hopes, that to the last indure ; Those Fears, that Hopes superior fail to cure ; At best, that sad submission to the Doom, That, turning from the Danger, lets it come. 97 Sick lies the Man, bewilder'd, lost, afraid, His Spirits vanquish'd and his Strength decay'd; No Hope the Friend, the Nurse, the Doctor, lend — " Call then a Priest, and fit him for his End;" A priest is cali'd, 'tis now, alas ! too late> Death enters with him j at the Cottage Gate ; Or Time allow'd — he goes, assur'd to find, The self-commending, all-confiding mind ; And sighs to hear, what we may justly call, Death's Common* Place, the Train of Thought in all; " True, I'm a Siuner," feebly he begins — " But trust in Mercy, £o forgive my Sins :" (Such cool Confession no past Crimes excite ! Such Claim on Mercy, as a Sinner's Right !) u I know, Mankind are frail, that God is good, u And, none have liv'd, as Wisdom wills they should } c< We're sorely tempted, in a World like this, " All Men have done, and I, like all, amiss ; u But now, if spar'd, it is my full Intent j " To think about beginning to repent: " Wrongs against me, I pardon, great and smalt, " And if I die, I die in peace with all." His Merits thus and not his Sins confest, He speaks his Hopes and leaves to Heav'n the Rest-- Alas ! are these the Prospects, dull and cold, That dying Christians to their Priests unfold ? II 98 Or mends the Prospect, when th' Enthusiast cries, " I die assur'd !" and in a Rapture dies ? Ah, where that humble, self-abasing Mind, With that confiding Spirit shall we find ; That feels the useful Pain, Repentance brings, Dejection's Sorrows and Contrition's Stings ; And then, the Hope, that Heaven these Griefs approve, And lastly Joy, that springs from pardoning Love ? Such have I seen in Death, and much deplore, So many dying — that I see no more : Lo ! now my Records, where I grieve to trace, How Death has triumph'd in so short a Space ; Who are the Dead, how died they, 1 relate, And snatch some Portion of their Acts from Fate. With Andrew Collet we the Year begin, The blind, fat Landlord, of the Old Crown-Inn : Big as his Butt, and for the self-same Use, To take in Stores of strong, fermenting Juice. On his huge Chair, beside the Fire he sate, In Revel, Chief, and Umpire in Debate ; Each Night, his String of vulgar Tales, lie told ; When Ale was cheap, and Bachelors were bold ; His Heroes all, were famous in their Days, Cheats were his Boast, and Drunkards had his Praise ; " One in three Draughts, three Mugs of Ale took down, " As Mugs were then — the Champion of the Crown j • 99 " For thrice three Days, another liv'd on Ale, " And knew no Change, but that of Mild and Stale ; " Two thirsty Soakers watch'd a Vessel's side, u When he the Tap, with dexterous Hand, applied ; " Nor from their Seats departed, till they found, " That Butt was out, and heard the mournful Sound." He prais'd a Poacher, precious Child of Fun ! Who shot the Keeper, with his own Spring-Gun; Nor less the Smuggler who the Exciseman tied, And left him hanging at the Birch-wood side, To perish there ; — but one who saw him hang, Cut the good Cord — a Traitor of the Gang. His own Exploits, with boastful Glee, he told, What Ponds he empty' d and what Pikes he sold ; And how, when blest with Sight alert and g\y, The Night's Amusements, kept him through the Day. He sang the Praises of those Times, when all " For Cards and Dice, *as for their Drink, might call; " When Justice wink'd on every jovial Crew, " And Ten -pins tumbled, in the Parson's View." He told, when angry Wives, provok'd to rail, Or drive a third-day Drunkard from his Ale ; What were his Triumphs and how great the Skill, That won the vex'd Virago to his Will ; Who raving came; — then talk'd in milder Strain, — Then -wept, —then drank, and pledg'd her Spouse again. h 2 100 Such were his Themes : how Knaves o'er Laws prevail, Or when made captives^ how they fly from Jail ; The Young how brave, how subtle were the Old ; And Oaths attested all that Folly told. On Death like his, what Name shall we bestow, So very sudden ! yet so very slow ? 'Twas slow : •** Disease augmenting year by year, Show'd the grim King by gradual Steps brought near 5 'Twas not less sudden ; — in the Night, he died, He drank, he swore, he jested, and he lied ; Thus aiding Folly, with departing Breath : — » " Beware, Lorenzo, the slow-sudden Death. ,r Next died the Widow Goe, an active Dame, Fam'd, ten Miles round, and worthy all her Fame; She lost her Husband, when their Loves were young", But kept her Farm, her Credit, and her Tongue ; Full thirty Years, she rul'd, with matchless skill, With guiding Judgment and resistless Will ; Advice she scorn'd, Rebellions she suppress'd, And Sons and Servants bow'd, at her Behest. Like that great Man's, who to his Saviour came, Were the strong Words of this commanding Dame;— (i Come," if she said, they came; if" go," were gone; And if " do this," — that instant it was done : Her Maidens told, she was all Eye and Ear, In Darkness saw and could at Distance hear ; — • 101 No Parish-Business in the Place could stir, Without Direction or Assent from her ; In turn, she took each Office as it fell"; Knew all their Duties, and discharg'd them well ; The lazy Vagrants in her presence shook, And pregnant Damsels fear'd her stern Rebuke ; Wholook'd on Want, with Judgment, clear and cool, Who felt with Reason, and bestow'd by Rule : She match'd both Sons and Daughters to her Mind, And lent them Eyes ; for Love, she heard, was blind; Yet ceaseless still she throve, alert, alive, The working Bee in full or empty Hive ; Like that industrious Kind, no thoughts of Sex, No cares of Love, could her chaste Soul perplex ; But when our Farmers made their amorous Vows, She talk'd of Market-Steeds and patent Ploughs. Not unemploy'd her Evenings pass'd away, Amusement clos'd, as Business wak'd the Day ; When io her Toilet's brief Concern she ran, And Conversation, with her Friends, began ; Who all were welcome at her Board to share, And joyous Neighbours prais'd her Christmas Fare ; That none around, might, in their Scorn, complain Of Gossip Goe as greedy in her Gain. Thus long she rcign'd, admir'd, if not approved : Prais'd, if not honoui'd ; fear'd, if not bclov'd ; 102 When, as the busy Days of Spring drew near, That call'd for all the Forecast of the Year ; When lively Hope, the rising Crops survey'd, And April promis'd, what September pay'd ; When stray'd her Lambs, where Gorse and Greenweed grow; When rose her Grass, in richer Valesbelow ; When pleas'd she look'd on all the smiling Land, And view'd the Hinds, who wrought at her Command. As Bridget churn'd the Butter, for her Hand : (Geese, Hens, and Turkeys following where she went,) Then, Dread o'ercame her, — that her Days were spent. " Bless me! I die, and not a warning giv'n, — " ~With-much to do on Earth, and all for Heav'n ! " No Reparation for my Soul's Affairs, u No Leave petition'd for the Barn's Repairs ; " Accounts perplex'd, my Interest yet unpaid, li My Mind unsettled and my Will unmade ; — " A Lawyer haste, and, in your way, a Priest; " And let me die in one good Work at least." She spake, and trembling, dropp'd upon her Knees, Heaven in her Eye, and in her Hand her Keys : And as the more she found her Life decay, She grasp'd with greater force, those Signs of Sway : Then fell and died ! — in haste her Sons drew near, And dropp'd, in haste, the tributary Tear, 103 Then from th'adliering Clasp, the Keys unbound, And Consolation for their Sorrows, found. — Death has his Infant-Train ; his bony Arm Strikes from the Baby-Cheek, the rosy Charm ; The brightest Eye, his glazing Film makes dim, And his cold Touch sets fast the lithestLimb ; He seiz'd the sick'ning Boy, to Gerard lent,* When three Days' Life, in feeble Cries, were spent ; In Pain brought forth, those painful Hours to stay, To breathe in Pain, and sigh its Soul away ! " But why thus lent, if thus recall'd again, " To cause and feel, to live and die, in Pain ?" Or rather say, Why grievous these appear, If all it pays, for Heav'n's eternal Year ; If these sad Sobs and piteous Sighs secure Delights that live, when Worlds no more endure ? The Sister-Spirit long may lodge below, And Pains from Nature, Pains from Reason, know ; Through all the common Ills of Life may run, By Hope perverted, and by Love undone ; A Wife's Distress, a Mother's Pangs, may dread, A Widow's Tears, in bitter Anguish, shed ; May at Old Age arrive, through numerous Harms. To bear a Grandchild in those feeble Arms ; Nor till by Years of Want and Grief opprest, Shall the sad Spirit flee and be at rest! * See page 52. 104 Yet happier therefore shall we deem the Boy, Snatch'd from Life's anxious Cares and dangerous Joy ? — « Not so ! for then would Love Divine, in vain, Send all the Burthens, weary Men sustain ; All that now check the Passions, when they rage, Youth's Disappointments, the Regrets of Age ; All that now bid us hope, believe, endure, Our Sorrow's Comfort, and our Vice's Cure ; All that for Heaven's high Joys the Spirits train, And Charity, the Crown of all, were vain. Blest is the Nurseling never taught to sing, But thrust untimely from its Mother's Wing ; Or the grown Warbler, who, with grateful Voice, Sings its own Joy and makes the Grove rejoice ; Because, ere yet he charm'd th' attentive Ear, Hard were his Trials, and his Pains severe ? Next died the Lady, who yon Hall possess'd ; And here they brought her noble Bones to rest. In Town, she dwelt j— forsaken stood the Hall, Worms ate the Floors, the Tap'stry fled the Wall ; No Fire, the Kitchen's cheerless Grate display'd ; No cheerful Light, the long-clos'd Sash convey'd ! The crawling Worm that turns a Summer-Fly, Here spun his Shroud and laid him up to die The Winter-Death : — upon the Bed of State, The Bat shrill-shrieking, woo'd his flickering Mate : . x 105 To empty Rooms, the curious came no more, From empty Cellars, tum'd the angry Poor, And surly Beggars curs'd, the ever-bolted Door. To one small Room, the Steward found his way, Where Tenants follow'd to complain and pay ; Yet no Complaint before the Lady came, The feeling Servant spar'd the feeble Dame ; Who saw her Farms with his observing Eyes, And answer'd all Requests with his Replies ; She came not down, her falling Groves to view ; Why should she know, what One so faithful knew ? Why come, from many clamorous Tongues to hear, What One so just might whisper in ber Ear? Her Oaks or Acres, why with care explore, Why learn the Wants, the Sufferings of the Poor, When One so knowing, all their Worth could trace, And One so piteous, govcrn'd in her Place ? Lo ! now, what dismal Sons of Darkness come, To bear this Daughter of Indulgence home! Tragedians all and well arrang'd in Black ! Who Nature, Feeling, Force, Expression lack; — Who cause no Tear, but gloomily pass by, And shake their Sables in the wearied Eye, That turns disgusted from the pompous Scene, Proud without Grandeur, with Profusion, mean! The Tear for Kindness past, Affection owes ; For Worth deceas'd, the Sigh from Reason flows ; 106 E'en well-feign'd Passion, for our Sorrows call, And real Tears for mimic Miseries fall : — But this poor Farce, has neither Truth nor "Art, To please the Fancy, or to touch the Heart ; Unlike the Darkness of the Sky, that pours On the dry Ground, its fertilizing Showers ; Unlike to that, which strikes the Soul with Dread, When Thunders roar and forky Fires are shed ; Dark but not aweful, dismal but yet mean, With anxious Bustle moves the cumbrous Scene ; Presents no Objects, tender or profound, But spreads its cold, unmeaning Gloom around. When Woes are feign'd, how ill such Forms appear, And oh ! how needless, when the Woe 's sincere. Slow to the Vault they come with heavy tread, Bending beneath the Lady and her Lead; A Case of Elm surrounds that ponderous Chest, i Close on that Case, the Crimson Velvet 's press'd ; Ungenerous this, that to the Worm denies, With niggard-caution, his appointed Prize; For now, ere yet he works his tedious way, Through Cloth and Wood and Metal, to his Prey; That Prey dissolving, shall a Mass remain, That Fancy loaths and Worms themselves disdain. But see! the Master- Mourner makes his way, To end his Office, for the coffin'd Clay; 107 Pleas'd that our rustic Men and Maids behold His Plate, like Silver, and his Studds, like Gold; As they approach to spell the Age, the Name, And all the Titles of th' illustrious Dame. — This as, (my Duty done,) some Scholar read. A Village-Father look'd Disdain, and said : " Away, my Friends ! why take such pains to know, " What some brave Marble, soon in Church shall show ? " Where not alone, her gracious Name shall stand, " But how she liv'd, the Blessing of the Land ; " How much we all deplor'd the noble Dead, " What Groans we utter'd and what Tears we shed ; — " Tears, true as those, that in the sleepy Eyes, M Of weeping Cherubs, on the Stone shall rise; " Tears, true as those, that, ere she found her Grave, u The noble Lady, to our Sorrows gave." — Down by the Church-way- Walk, and where the Brook Winds round the Chancel, like a Shepherd's Crook ; In that small House, with those green Pales before, Where Jasmine trails on either side the Door ; Where those dark Shrubs that now grow wild at will, Were dipt in Form and tantaliz'd with Skill; Where Cockles blanch'd, and Pebbles neatly spread, Form'd shining Borders for the Larkspurs' Bed ; — There liv'd a Lady, wise, austere, and nice, Who shcw'd her Virtue, by her Scorn of Vice; 108 In the dear Fashions of her Youth she dress'd, • A pea-green Joseph was her favourite Vest; Erect she stood, she walk'd with statejy Mien, Tight was her Length of Stays, and she was tall and lean, There long she liv'd in Maiden-State immur'd, From Looks of Love and treacherous Man secur'd ; Though Evil-Fame — (but that was long before) Had blown her dubious Blast at Catharine's Door : -ri A Captain thither, rich from India came, And though a Cousin call'd, it touch'd her Fame; Her annual Stipend rose from his Behest, And all the long-priz'd Treasures, she possess'd : -— If aught like Joy awhile appear'd to stay, In that stern Face, and chase those Frowns away ; 'Twas when those Treasures she dispos'd for View, And heard the Praises, to their Splendour due : Silks beyond Price, so rich they'd stand alone, And Diamonds blazing on the buckled Zone ; Rows of rare Pearls, by curious Workmen set, And Bracelets fair, in Box of glossy Jet; Bright polish'd Amber precious from its Size, Or Forms, the fairest, Fancy could devise : Her Draw'rs of Cedar, shut with secret Springs, And held the golden Watch, the Ruby-jRings ; Letters, long Proofs of Love, and Verses fine Round the pink'd Rims of crisped Valentine, 109 Her China Closet, cause of daily Care, For Woman's Wonder, held her pencill'd Ware; That pictur'd Wealth of China and Japan, Like its cold Mistress, shunn'd the Eye of Man. Her neat small Room, adorn'd with Maiden-Taste, A dipt French-Puppy first of Favourites grac'd* A Parrot next, but dead, and stufF'd with Art; (For Poll, when living, lost the Lady's Heart, And then his Life ; for he was heard to speak, Such frightful Words as tinge'd the Lady's Cheek ;) Unhappy Bird ! who had no power to prove, Save by such Speech, his gratitude, and Love. A grey old Cat his Whiskefs lick'd beside ; A Type of Sadness in the House of Pride* The polish'd Surface of an India-Chest, A glassy Globe, in Frame of Ivory, prest; Where swam two finny Creatures ; one of Gold,< Of Silver one ; both beauteous to behold : All these were form'd, the guiding Taste to suit } The Beasts well-manner 'd, and the Fishes mute : A widow'd Aunt was there, compell'd by Need, The Nymph to flatter and her Tribe to feed ; Who, veiling well her Scorn, endur'd the Clog, Mute as the Fish and fawning as the Dog. As years increas'd, these Treasures her Delight, Arose in value, in their Owner's sight : — 110 A Miser knows that, view it as he will, A Guinea kept, is but a Guinea still : And so he puts it to its proper Use, That something more this Guinea may produce : — But. Silks and Rings in the Possessor's Eyes, The oft'ner seen, the more in Value rise, And thus are wisely hoarded, to bestow, On Pride that governs, Pleasure that will grow. But what avail'd their Worth, — if Worth had they, — In the sad Summer of her slow Decay ? Then we beheld her turn an anxious Look From Trunks and Chests, and fix it on her Book ; A rich-bound Book of Prayer, the Captain gave, (Some Princess had it, or was said to have,) And then once more, on all her Stores, look round And draw a sigh so piteous and profound, That told, " Alas ! how hard from these to part, " And for new Hopes and Habits form the Heart ! " What shall I do (she cried) my Peace of Mind, " To gain in dying, and to die resign'd ?"" * Hear,' we return'd ; — i these Bawbles cast aside, * Nor give thy God a Rival, in thy Pride ; * Thy Closets shut, and ope thy Kitchen's Door; * There own thy Failings, here invite the Poor ; ' A Friend of Mammon let thy Bounty make, * For Widows' Prayers, thy Vanities forsake ; * And let the Hungry, of thy Pride, pauake : Ill c Then shall thy inward Eye with joy survey, ' The Angel Mercy tempering Death's Delay !' Alas ! 'twas hard ; the Treasures still had Charms, Hope still its Flattery, Sickness its Alarms ; Still was the same unsettled, clouded, View, And the same plaintive Cry, " What shall 1 do ?" Nor Change appear'd ; for, when her Race was run, Doubtful we all exclaim'd, H What has been done?" Apart she liv'd, and still she lies alone ; Yon earthy Heap, awaits the flattering Stone, On which Invention shall be long employ'd To shew the various Worth of Catharine Lt,oyd. Next to these Ladies, but in nought allied, A noble Peasant, Isaac Ash ford, died. Noble he was, contemning all Things mean, His Truth unquestion'd, and his Soul serene : Of no Man's presence, Isaac felt afraid ; At no Man's question, Isaac look'd dismay 'd : Shame knew him not, he dreaded no Disgrace ; Truth, simple Truth was written in his Face: Yet while the serious Thought his Soul appro v'd. Cheerful he seem'd, and Gentleness he lov'd : To Bliss domestic he his Heart resign'd, And with the firmest, had the fondest Mind : Were others joyful, he look'd smiling on, And gave Allowance where he needed none : 112 Good he refus'd, with future 111 to buy, Nor knew the Joy, that caus'd Reflection's Sigh ; A Friend to Virtue, his unclouded Breast No Envy stung, no Jealousy distress'd, (Bane of the Poor ! that wounds their weaker Mind, Who miss one Comfort, that their Neighbours find) : Yet far was he from Stoic-pride remov'd ; He felt, with many, and he warmly lov'd : I mark'd his Action, when his Infant died, And an old Neighbour for Offence was tried ; The still Tears, stealing down that furrow'd Cheeky Spoke Pity, plainer than the Tongue can speak. If Pride were his, 'twas not their vulgar Pride, Who, in their base Contempt, the Great deride ; Nor Pride in Learning, though my Clerk agreed, If Fate should call him, Ashford might succeed i Nor Pride in rustic Skill, although he knew, More skilful none, and skill'd like him, but few :— But if that Spirit, in his Soul, had place 7 It was the jealous Pride that shuns Disgrace : A Pride in honest Fame, by Virtue gain'd, In sturdy Boys to virtuous Labours train'd ; Pride, in the Power that guards his Country's Coast, And all that Englishmen enjoy and boast ; Pride, in a Life that Slander's Tongue defy'd, In fact, a noble Passion, misnam'd Pride. 113 He had no Party's Rage, no Sect'ry's Whim ; Christian and Countryman was all with him : True, to his Church he came ; no Sunday-Shower, Kept him at home, in that important Hour ; Nor his firm Feet, could one persuading Sect, By the new Light, to the new Way direct; — " Mine now are Faith and Hope," he said; " Adieu ! " I fear to lose them, in a Way so new." In Times severe, when many a sturdy Swain, Felt it his Pride, his Comfort, to complain ; Isaac their Wants would soothe, his own would hide, And feel in that, his Comfort and his Pride. At length, he found, when Seventy Years were run, His Strength departed and his Labour done; His honest Fame he yet retain'd ; no more ; His Wife was buried, and his Children poor; 'Twas then, a Spark of — say not Discontent — Struck on his Mind, and thus he gave it vent : — " Kind are your Laws, ('tis not to be denied,) "That in yon House, for ruin'd Age, provide, " And just, as kind ; when young, we give you all, " And then for Comforts in our Weakness call. — K Why then this proud Reluctance to be fed, u To join your Poor, and eat the Parish-Bread ? " But yet I linger, loath with him to live, u Who, while he feeds me, is as loath to give ; i 114 " He who, by Contract, all your Paupers took, u And guages Stomachs, with an anxious Look; " On some old Master, I could well depend ; " See him with Joy, and thank him as a Friend ; " But ill on him, who doles the Day's Supply, u And counts our Chances, who at Night may die: " Vet help me, Heaven! tomo»irn my Lot, is vain; u Mine it is not to choose, but to sustain." Such were his Thoughts, and so resign'd he grew ; Daily he plac'd the Workhouse in his View; — But came not there, for sudden was his Fate, He dropp'd expiring, at hit, Cottage-Gate. I feel his Absence in the Hours of Prayer, And view his Seat, and sigh for Isaac there ; I see no more, those white Locks thinly spread, Round the bald polish of that honour'd Head ; No more that aweful Glance, on playful Wight Compell'd to kneel and tremble at the Sight; To fold his Fingers all in dread the while, Till Mister Ashforo soffenM to a Smile; No more that meek, that suppliant Look in Prayer, Nor that pure Faith, that gave it force — are there : - But he is blest, and I lament no more, A wise good Man contented to be poor. Then died a Rambler; not the One who sails And trucks, for female Favours, Beads and Nails; 115 Not one, who posts from place to place — of Men And Manners treating, with a flying Pen : Not he, who climbs, for Prospects, Snowdcn's Height, And chides the Clouds, that intercept the sight ; No curious Shell, rare Plant or brilliant Spar, Intie'd our Traveller, from his Home, so far ; But all the Reason, by himself assign'd For so much Rambling, was, a restless Mind ; As on, from place to place, without intent, Without reflection, Robin Dingley went. Not thus by Nature : — never Man was found Less prone to wander from his Parish Bound ; Claudiari's old Man, to whom all Scenes were new, Save those where he, and where his Apples, grew ; Resembled Robin-, who around would look, And his Horizon, for the Earth's, mistook. To this poor Swain a keen Attorney came ; — *' I give thee Joy, good Fellow ! on thy Name ; " The rich old Dingley's dead ;" — no Child has he, " Nor "Wife, nor Will ; his all is left for thee ; <{ To be his Fortune's Heir, thy Claim is good ; " Thou hast the Name, and we will prove the blood." The Claim was made ; 'twas tried, it would not stand ; They prov'd the Blood, but were refus'd the Land. Assur'd of Wealth, this Man of simple Heart, To every Friend, had predispos'd a Part ; i 2 116 His Wife, had Hopes indulg'd of various kind ; The three Miss Ding ley's had their School assign'd, Masters were sought for what each Miss requir'd, And Books were bought, and Harpsichords were hir'd ; So high was Hope : — the Failure touch'd his Brain,**' And Robin never was himself again : Yet he no wrath, no angry wish express'd, But tried, in vain, to labour, or to rest ; Then cast his Bundle on his back, and went He knew not whither, nor for what Intent. Years fled ; — of Rob'in all remembrance past, When home he wander'd in his Rags at last : A Sailor's Jacket, on his limbs was. thrown, A Sailor's Story, he had made his own ; Had suffer'd Battles, Prisons, Tempests, Storms, Encountering Death in all his ugliest forms ; His Cheeks were haggard, hollow was his Eye, Where Madness lurk'd, conceal'd in Misery ; Want, and th' ungentle World, had taught a part, And prompted Cunning, to that simple Heart : " He now bethought him, he would roam no more, " But live at Home, and labour as before." Here cloth 'd and fed, no sooner he began To round and redden, than away he ran : His Wife was dead, their Children past his Aid; So, unmolested, from his Home he stray 'd : 117 Six Years elaps'd, -when, worn with Want and Pain, Came Robin, wrapt in all his Rags, again : — • We chide, we pity ; — plac'd among our Poor, He fed again, and was a Man once more. As when a gaunt and hungry Fox is found, Entrapp'd alive, in some rich Hunter's ground ; Fed for the Field, although each Day 's a Feast^ Fatten you may, but never tame the Beast ; An House protects him, savoury "Viands sustain ; But loose his Neck, and off he goes again : So stole our Vagrant from his warm Retreat, To rove a Prowler, and be deem'd a Cheat. ^Hard was his Fare : for, him at length we saw, In Cart convey'd, and laid supine on Straw : His feeble Voice now spoke a sinking Heart ; His Groans now told the Motions of the Cart : And thus he rose, but tried in vain to stand ; Clos'd was his Eye and clench'd his clammy Hand ; Life ebb'd apace, and our best Aid, no more, Could his weak Sense or dying Heart restore : Bat now he fell, a Victim to the Snare, That vile Attorneys, for the Weak prepare ; — They who, when Profit or Resentment call, Heed not the groaning Victim they enthrall. Then-died lamented, in the Strength of Life, A valued Mother and a faithful Wife; 118 Call'd not away, when Time had loos'd each Hold On the fond Heart, and each Desire grew cold j But when, to all that knit us to our Kind, She felt fast-bound, as Charity can bind ; — Not when the Ills of Age, its Pain, its Care, The drooping Spirit for its Fate prepare ; And, each Affection failing, leaves the Heart Loos'd from Life's Charm, and willing to depart ; — But all her Ties, the strong Invader broke, In all their Strength, by one tremendous Stroke! Sudden and swift the eager Pest came on, And all was Terror, till all Hope was gone ; Was silent Terror, where that Hope grew weak, Look'd on the Sick, and was asham'd to speak. — Slowly they bore, with solemn Step, the Dead; When Grief grew loud, and bitter Tears were shed : — My Part began ; a Crowd drew near the Place, Awe in each Eye, Alarm in every Face : So sure the 111 !, and of so fierce a kind, That Fear, with Pity, mingled in each Mind ; Friends with the Husband came, their Griefs to blend; For Goodman Frankford was to all a Friend. The last-born Boy, they held above the Bier, He knew not Grief, but Cries express'd his Fear ; Each different Age and Sex reveal'd its pain. In now a louder, now a lower Strain ; 119 While the meek Father, listening to their Tones, Swell'd the full Cadence of the Grief by Groans. The elder Sister strove her Pangs to hide, And soothing Words to younger Minds applied : — u Be still, be patient," oft she strove to say ; But fail'd as oft, and weeping turn'd away. Curious and sad, upon the fresh-dug Hill, The Village-Lads stood melancholy still ; And idle Children, wandering to-and-fro, As Nature guided, took the Tone of Woe. Arriv'd at Home, how then they gaz'd around, In every Place, where she — no more, was found ; — The Seat at Table, she was wont to fill, The Fire-side Chair, still set, but vacant still; The Garden Walks, a Labour all her own ; The lattic'd Bower with trailing Shrubs o'ergrown ; The Sunday-Pew, she fill'd with all her Race, Each Place of hers was now a sacred Place ; That while it call'd up Sorrows in the Eyes, Pierc'd the full Heart, and forc'd them still to rise. Oh sacred Sorrow ! by whom Souls are tried, Sent not to punish Mortals, but to guide; If Thou art mine, (and who shall proudly cfere, To tell his Maker, he has had his Share ?) Still let me feel, for what thy Pangs are sent, And be my Guide, and not my Punishment 1 no Of Leah Cousins, next the Name appears, With Honours crown'd, and blest with Length of Years> Save, that she liv'd to feel, in Life's Decay, The Pleasure die, the Honours drop away : * A Matron she, whom every Village- Wife, View'd as the Help and Guardian of her Life.; Fathers and Sons indebted to her Aid, Respect to her, and her Profession pay'd $ Who in the House of Plenty largely fed, Yet took her Station at the Pauper's Bed ; Nor from that Duty could be brib'd again, While Fear or Danger urg'd her to remain ; In her Experience, all her Friends, relied, Heaven was her Help, and Nature was her Guide. Thus Leah liv'd ! long trusted, much caress'd, Till a Town-Dame, a youthful Farmer blest ; A gay-vain Bride, who would Example give^ To that poor Village where she deign'd to live ; Some few Months past, she sent in Hour of Need, For Doctor Glib, who came with wondrous speed ; Two days he waited, all his Art applied, To save the Mother when her Infant died ; — ' 'Twas well I came," at last he deign'd to say ; " 'Twas wond'rous well ;" — and proudly rode away : The News ran round; — " How vast the Doctor's Pow'ri " He sav'd the Lady in the trying Hour ; 121 * Sav'd her from Death, when she was dead to Hope, u And her fond Husband had resigned her up : — " So all, like her, may evil Fate defy, " If Doctor Glib, .with saving Hand be nigh." Fame (now his Friend), Fear^ Novelty, and Whim, And Fashion, sent the varying Sex to Him: From this, Contention in the Village rose ; And these, the Dame espous'd ; the Doctor, those : The wealthier Part, to him and Science went ; With Luck and Leah the Poor remain'd content. The Matron sigh'd ; for she was vex'd at heart, With so much Profit, so much Fame to part ; — ■ " So long successful in my Art," she cried, " And this proud Mm, so young and so untried!"— " Nay, but," he said, "and dare you trust your WiveSj u The Joy, the Pride, the Solace of your Lives, *' To One who acts and knows no Reason why, M But trusts, poor Hag !, to Luck for an Ally ? — > ■ — -Historians ; their Subjects. Drama- • tic Authors, Tragic and Comic. Antient Romances. — The Captive Heroine. — Happiness in the perusal of such Books : why. Criticism- — Apprehensions of the Author : Removed by the Appearance of the Genius of the Place ; whose Reasoning and Admonition conclude the Subject. THE LIBRARY. WlIEN the sad Soul, by Care and Grief opprest, Looks round the World, but looks in vain, for Rest j When every object that appears in view, Partakes her gloom, and seems dejected too j Where shall Affliction from itself retire ? Where fade away, and placidly expire ? Alas ! we fly to silent Scenes in vain, Care blasts the Honours of the flow'ry Plain ; Care veils in Clouds the Sun's meridian Beam, Sighs through the Grove, and murmurs in the Stream; For when the Soul is labouring in Despair, In vain the Body breathes a purer Air : ]$o storm-tost Sailor sighs for slumbering Seas, He dreads the Tempest, but invokes the Breeze ; 138 On the smooth Mirror of the Deep resides Reflected Woe, and o'er unruffled Tides The Ghost of every former Danger glides. Thus in the Calms of Life, we only see A steadier Image of our Misery ; But lively Gales, and gently-clouded Skies, Disperse the sad Reflections as they rise ; And busy Thoughts, and little Cares, avail To ease the Mind, when Rest and Reason fail. When the dull Thought, by no Designs einploy'd, Dwells on the past, or suflfer'd or enjoy'd, We bleed anew in every former Grief, And Joys departed furnish no Relief. . Not Hope herself, with all her flattering Art, Can cure this stubborn Sickness of the Heart ; The Soul disdains each Comfort she prepares, And anxious searches for congenial Cares ; Those lenient Cares, which, with our own combin By mixt Sensations ease th' afflicted Mind, And steal our Grief away, and leave their own behind ; A lighter Grief! which feeling Hearts endure Without regret, nor ev'n demand a Cure. But what strange Art, what Mngic can dispose The troubled Mind to change its native Woes ? Or lead us willing from ourselves, to see Others more wretched, more undone than we ? hind : ) 139 This, Books can do ; - - - nor this alone; they give New Views to Life, and teach us how to live ; They soothe the griev'd, the stubborn they chastise, Fools they admonish, and confirm the wise : Their Aid they yield to all ; they never shun The Man of Sorrow, nor the Wretch undone: Unlike the hard, the selfish, and the proud, They fly not sullen, from the suppliant Crowd ; Nor tell to various People various Things, But shew to Subjects, what they shew to Kings. Come, Child of Care ; to make thy Soul serene, Approach the Treasures of this tranquil Scene! Survey the Dome, and as the Doors unfold, The Soul's best Cure in all her Cares, behold ! Where mental Wealth the poor in Thought may find, And mental Physic the diseas'd in Mind ; See here the Balms that Passion's Wounds assuage, See Coolers here, that damp the Fire of Rage ; Here Alt'ratives, by slow degrees controul The Chronic Habits of the sickly Soul ; And round the Heart, and o'er the aching Head, Mild Opiates here, their sober Influence shed. Now bid thy Soul, Man's busy Scenes exclude, And view compos'd this silent Multitude: — Silent they are, but, though depriv'd of Sound, Here all the living Languages abound j 140 Here all that live no more; preserv'd they lie, In Tombs that open to the curious Eye. Blest be the gracious Power, who taught Mankind, To stamp a lasting Image of the Mind : — Beasts may convey, and tuneful Birds may sing Their mutual Feelings, in the opening Spring : But Man alone, has Skill and Power to send, The Heart's warm Dictates to the distant Friend ; 'Tis his alone, to please, instruct, advise, Ages remote and Nations yet to rise.. In sweet Repose, when Labour's Children sleep, When Joy forgets to smile and Care to weep, When Passion slumbers in the Lover's Breast, And Fear and Guilt partake the Balm of Rest, — > Why then denies the studious Man to share Man's common Good, who feels his common Care ? Because the Hope is his, that bids him fly Night's soft Repose, and Sleep's mild Power defy ; That After-ages may repeat his Praise, And Fame's fair Meed be his, for length of days. Delightful Prospect ! when we leave behind, A worthy Offspring of the fruitful Mind \ Which, born and nurst through many an anxious day, Shall, all our Labour, all our Cares repay. Yet all are not these Births of noble Kind, ?Jot all the Children of a vigorous Mind \ 141 But where the Wisest should alone preside, The Weak would rule us, and the Blind would guide J Nay, Man's best Efforts taste of Man, and show, The poor and troubled Source from which they flow ; Where most he triumphs, we his Wants perceive, And for his Weakness in his Wisdom grieve. But though imperfect all; yet Wisdom loves This Seat serene, and Virtue's self approves: Here come the Griev'd, a Change of Thought to find $ The Curious here, to feed a craving Mind ; Here the Devout, their peaceful Temple choose } And here, the Poet meets his favouring Muse. With awe, around these silent Walks I tread, These are the lasting Mansions of the Dead : — 1 The Dead!' methinks a thousand Tongues reply; * These are the Tombs of such as cannot die ! ' Crown'd with eternal Fame, they sit sublime, * And laugh at all the little Strife of Time/ Hail, then, Immortals ! ye who shine above, Each in his Sphere, the literary Jove ; And ye the common People of these Skies, An humbler crowd of nameless Deities ; Whether 'tis yours to lead the willing Mind Through History's Mazes, and the Turnings find^ Or whether, led by Science, ye retire, Lost and bewildcr'd in the vast desire : 142 \\£hether the Muse invites you to her Bowers, And crowns your placid Brows with living Flowers ; Or godlike Wisdom teaches you to show The noblest Road to Happiness below ; Or Men and Manners prompt the easy Page To mark the flying Follies of the Age: — "Whatever Good ye boast, that Good impart ; Inform the Head, and rectify the Heart. Lo ! all in Silence, all in Order stand, And mighty Folio's first, a lordly Band ; Then Quarto's their well-order'd Ranks maintain, And light Octavo's fill a spacious Plain ; See yonder, rang'd in more frequented Rows, An humbler band of Duodecimo's; While undistinguish'd Trifles swell the Scene, The last new Play, and fritter'd Magazine : — Thus 'tis in Life, where first the Proud, the Great, In leagu'd Assembly keep their cumbrous Slate ; Heavy and huge, they fill the World with Dread, Are much admir'd, and are but little read : The Commons next, a middle Rank are found ; Professions fruitful pour their Oflspring round ; Reasoners and Wits are next their place allow'd, And last, of vulgar Tribes, a countless Crowd. . First let us View the Form, the Size, the Dress j For, these the Manners, nay the Mind express 143 That Weight of Wood, with leathern Coat o'erlaid, Those ample Clasps, of solid Metal made ; The close-prest Leaves, unclos'd for many an age, The dull red Edging of the well-fill'd Page ; On the broad Back, the stubborn Ridges roll'd, Where yet the Title*stands, in tarnishM Gold: — These all a sage and labour'd Work proclaim, A painful candidate for lasting Fame : No idle Wit, no trifling Verse can-lurk, In the deep bosom of that weighty Work ; No playful Thoughts, degrade the solemn Style, Nor one light Sentence claims a transient Smile. Hence, in these Times, untouch'd the Pages lie ? And slumber out their Immortality ; — They had their Day, when, after all his Toil, His Morning Study, and his midnight Oil, At length an Author's One great Work appear'd, By patient Hope and Length of Days, indear'd ; Expecting Nations hail'd it from the Press, Poetic Friends prefix'd each kind Address ; Princes and Kings receiv'd the pondrous Gift, And Ladies read the Work, they could not lift. Fashion, though Folly's Child, and Guide of Fools, Rules e'en the Wisest, and in Learning rules ; From Crowds and Courts to Wisdom's Seat she goes, And reigns triumphant o'er her Mother's Foes. 144 For lo! these Fav'rites of the ancient Mode" Lie all neglected like the Birth-day Ode ; Ah ! neediess now, this weight of massy Chain ; * Safe in themselves, the once-lov'd Works remain; No Readers now invade their still Retreat, None try to steal them from their parent Seat ; Like antient Beauties, they may now discard Chains, Bolts, and Locks, and lie without a Guard* Our patient Fathers, trifling Themes laid by, And roll'd, o'er labour'd Works, 'th' attentive Eye ; Page after Page, the much-enduring Men Explor'd, the Deeps and Shallows of the Pen ; Til!, every formef Note and Comment known, They mark'd the spacious Margin with their own i Minute Corrections prov'd their studious Carej The little Index pointing, told us where ; And many an Emendation prov'd, the Age Look'd far beyond the Rubric Title-page. Our nicer Palates lighter Labours seek, Cloy'd with a Folio- Number once a Week; Bibles with Cuts and Comments, thus go down ; Ev'n light Voltaire is number d through the Towns Thus Physic flies abroad, and thus the Law, From men of Study and from men of Straw ; * In the more antient Libraries, Works of value and impor- tance were fastened to their places by a length of chain, a;;4 might so be perused, but not taken away. 145 Abstracts, Abridgements, please the fickle Times, Pamphlets and Plays, and Politics, and Rhymes : But though, to write be now a Task of Ease, The Task is hard by manly Arts to please ; When all our Weakness is expos'd to view, And half our Judges are our Rivals too. Amid these Works, on which the eager Eye Delights to fix, or glides reluctant by ; When all combin'd, their decent Pomp display, Where shall we first our early Offering pay ? — To thee, Divinity ! to thee, the Light And Guide of Mortals, through their mental Night ; By whom we learn, our Hopes and Fears to guide, To bear with Pain, and to contend with Pride ; When griev'd, to pray; when injur'd, to forgive; And with the World in Charity to live. Not Truths like these, inspir'd that numerous Race, Whose pious Labours fill this ample Space ; But Questions nice, where Doubt on Doubt arose, Awak'd to War the long-contending Foes. For dubious Meanings, learn 'd Polemicks strove, And Wars on Faith prevented Works of Love ; The Brands of Discord far around were hurl'd, And holy Wrath inflam'd a sinful World. — 146 Dull though impatient, peevish though devout, With Wit disgusting and despis'd without ; Saints in Design, in Execution, Men, Peace in their Looks, and Vengeance in their Pen. Methinks I see, and sicken at the Sight, Spirits of Spleen, from yonder Pile alight ; Spirits who prompted every damning Page, With Pontiff Pride and still-increasing Rage: Lo ! how they stretch their gloomy Wings around, And lash with furious strokes the trembling Ground ! They pray, they fight, they murder, and they weep, Wolves in their Vengeance, in their Manners, Sheep ; Too well they act the Prophets' fatal Part, Denouncing Evil with a zealous Heart ; And each, like Jonas, is displeas'd if God Repent His Anger, or withhold His Rod. But here, the dormant Fury rests unsought, And Zeal sleeps soundly by the Foes she fought ; Here all the Rage of Controversy ends, And rival Zealots rest like Bosom-Friends ; An Athanasian here in deep repose, Sleeps with (he fiercest of his Arian Foes; Socinians here with Calvinists abide, And thin Partitions, angry Chiefs divide ; Here wily Jesuits, simple Quakers meet, And Bellarmine has rest at Luther's feet. 147 Great Authors for the Churches' glory fir'd, Are, for the Churches' peace, to rest retir'd ; And close beside, a mystic, maudlin Race, Lie " Crumbs of Comfort, for the Babes of Grace." Against her Foes, Religion well defends, Her sacred Truths, but often fears her Friends ; Iflearn'd, their Pride, if weak, their Zeal she dreads, And their Hearts' weakness, who have soundest Heads; But most she fears the controversial Pen, The holy Strife of disputatious Men ; Who the blest Gospel's peaceful Page explore, Only to fight against its Precepts more. Near to these Seats, behold yon slender Frames, All closely fill'd and mark'd with modern Names ; Where no fair Science ever shews her Face, Few sparks of Genius, and no spark of Grace ; There Sceptics rest, a still-increasing Throng, And stretch their widening Wings ten thousand strong; Some in close fight their dubious Claims maintain ; Some skirmish lightly, fly and fight again ; Coldly profane and impiously gay, Their End the same, though various in their way. When first Religion came to bless the Land, Her Friends were then a firm believing Band ; To doubt, was, then, to plunge in Guilt extreme, And all was Gospel that a Monk could dream ; l2 148 Insulted Reason fled the grov'ling Soul, For Fear to guide and Visions to controul : But now, when Reason has assum'd her Throne, She, in her turn, demands to reign alone ; Rejecting all that lies beyond her View, And, being Judge, will be a Witness too ; Insulted Faith, then leaves the doubtful Mind, To seek for Truth, without a power to find :— Ah ! when will both, in friendly Beams unite, And pour on erring Man, resistless lAght 2 Next to the Seats, well stor'd with Works Divine, An ample space, Philosophy.^ is thine; Our Reason's Guide, by whose assisting Light, We trace the mpral Bounds of Wrong and Right ; Our Guide through Nature, from the sterile Clay, To the bright Orbs of yon Celestial Way ! — ? Tis thine, the great, the golden Chain to trace, Which runs through all, connecting Race with Race ; Save where those puzzling, stubborn Links remain, Which thy inferior Light pursues in vain : How Vice and Virtue in the Soul contend ! How widely differ, yet how nearly blend ! What various Passions war on either part, And now confirm,, now melt the yielding Heart; How Fancy loves around the World to stray, While Judgment slowly picks his sober way; 149 The Stores of Memory,- and the Flights sublime Of Genius, bound by neither Space nor Time ; — All these, divine Philosophy explores, Till, lost in Awe, she wonders and adores. From these descending, to the Earth she turns, And Matter, in its various Form$ discerns ; She parts the beamy Light with skill profound, Metes the thin Air, and weighs the flying Soilnd ; 'Tis her's, { ne Lightning from the Clouds to call, And teach the fiery Mischief where to fall. Yet more her Volumes teach, — on these we look As Abstracts drawn from Nature's larger Book : Here first describ'd, the torpid Earth appears, And next, the vegetable Robe it wears ; Where flow'ry Tribes, in Valleys, Fields and Groves, Nurse the still Flame, and feed the silent Loves ; Loves, where no Grief, nor Joy, nor Bliss, nor Pain, Warm the glad Heart or vex the labouring Brain ; But as the green Blood moves along the Blade, The Bed of Flora on the Branch is made ; Where without Passion, Love instinctive lives, And gives new Life, unconscious that it gives. Advancing still in Nature's Maze, we trace, In Dens and burning Plains, her savage Race ; With those tame Tribes who on tht-ir Lord attend. And find, in Man, a Master and a Friend: 150 Man crowns the Scene, a World of Wonders new, A moral World, that well demands our view. This World is here ; for, of more lofty kind, These neighbouring Volumes reason on the Mind ; They paint the state of Man ere yet endu'd With Knowledge ; — Man, poor,, ignorant, and rude Then, as his state improves, their pages swell, And all its Cares, and all its Comforts, tell : Here we behold how Inexperience buys, At little price, the Wisdom of the Wise; Without the Troubles of an active state, Without the Cares and Dangers of the Great, Without the Miseries of the Poor, we know What Wisdom, Wealth, and Poverty bestow ; We see how Reason calms the raging Mind, And how contending Passions urge Mankind : Some, won by Virtue, glow with sacred fire ; Some, lur'd by Vice, indulge the low desire ; Whilst others, won by either, now pursue The guilty Chace, now keep the good in view ; For ever wretched, with themselves at strife, They lead a puzzled, vext, uncertain Life ; For, transient Vice bequeaths a lingering Pain, Which transient Virtues seek to cure in vain. Whilst thus engag'd, high views enlarge the Soul, New Interests draw, new Principles controul; 151 Nor thus the Soul alone resigns her Grief, But here the tortur'd Body finds Relief; For see where yonder sage Arachne shapes, Her subtle gin, that not a Fly escapes ! There Physic fills the Space, and far around, Pile above pile, her learned Works abound ; Glorious their Aim — to ease the labouring Heart, To war with Death, and stop his flying Dart ; To trace the Source whence the fierce Contest grew, And Life's short Lease on easier Terms renew ; To calm the Frenzy of the burning Brain, To heal the Tortures of imploring Pain, Or, when more powerful ills all Efforts brave, To ease the Victim no Device can save, And smooth the stormy Passage to the Grave. But Man, who knows no Good unmix'd and pure, Oft finds a Poison where he sought a Cure : For, grave Deceivers lodge their Labours here, And cloud the Science they pretend to clear : Scourges for Sin, the solemn Tribe are sent ; Like Fire and Storms, they call us to repent : But Storms subside, and Fires forget to rage ; These are eternal Scourges of the Age : 'Tis not enough that each terrific Hand Spreads Desolation round a guilty Land ; But, train'd to ill, and harden'd by its Crimes, Their Pen relentless kills through future Times. i 152 Say, ye who search these Records of the Dead, Who read huge Works, to boast what ye have read ; Can all the real Knowledge ye possess, Or those, (if such there are) who more than guess, Atone for each Impostor's wild Mistakes, And mend the blunders Pride or Folly makes ? What thought so wild, what airy Dream so light, That will not prompt a Theorist to write? What Art so prevalent, what Proof so strong, That .will convince him his Attempt is wrong ? One in the Solids finds each lurking ill, Nor grants the passive Fluids power to kill ; A learned Friend some subtler Reason brings, Absolves the Channels, but condemns their Springs ; The subtle Nerves, that shun the Doctor's Eye, Escape no more his subtler Theory ; The vital Heat, that warms the labouring Heart, Lends a fair System to these Sons of Art; The vital Air, a pure and subtle Stream, Serves a Foundation for an airy Scheme, Assists the Doctor, and supports his Dream. Some have their favourite ills, and each Disease Is but a younger Branch that kills from these : One to the Gout contracts all human Pain, He views it raging in the frantic Brain j Finds it in Fevers all his Efforts mar, And sees it lurking in the cold Catarrh : -*i»tf j 153 Bilious by some, by others nervous seen, Rage the fantastic Daemons of the Spleen ; And every Symptom of the strange Disease With every System of the Sage agrees. Ye frigid Tribe, on whom I wasted long The tedious Hours, and ne'er indulg'd in Song ; Ye first Seducers of my easy Heart, Who promis'd Knowledge, ye could not impart ; Ye dull Deluders, Truth's destructive Foes ; Ye sons of Fiction, clad in stupid Prose ; Ye treacherous Leaders, who, yourselves in doubf, Light up false fires, and send us far about ; — Still may yon Spider, round your Pages spin, Subtle and slow, her emblematic gin ! Buried in Dust, and lost in Silence, dwell, Most potent, grave, and reverend Friends — Farewell ! Near these, and where the setting Sun displays, Through the dim Window, his departing Rays, And gilds yon Columns, there on either side, The huge Abridgements of the Law abide ; Fruitful as Vice the dread Correctors stand, And spread their guardian Terrors round the Land ; Yet, as the best that human Care can do, Is mixt with Error, oft with Evil too; Skill'd in Deceit, and practis'd to evade, Knaves stand secure, for whom these Laws were made • 154 And Justice vainly each Expedient tries, While Art eludes it, or while Power defies. " Ah happy Age," the youthful Poet sings, " When the free Nations knew not Laws nor Kings ; When all were blest to share a common Store, And none were proud of Wealth, for none were Poor ; No Wars, nor Tumults vex'd each still Domain, No.thirst of Empire, no desire of Gain ; No proud great Man, nor one who would be great, Drove modest Merit from its proper State ; Nor into distant Climes would Avarice roam, To fetch Delights for Luxury at home : Bound by no ties which kept the Soul in awe, They dwelt at liberty, and Love was Law !" " Mistaken Youth ! each Nation first was rude, Each Man a cheerless son of Solitude, To whom no joys of Social Life were known, None felt a Care that was not all his owri ; Or in some languid clime his abject Soul - Bow'd to a little Tyrants stern controul ; A Slave, with Slaves his Monarch's Throne he rais'd, And in rude Song his ruder Idol prais'd ; The meaner Cares of Life were all he knew, Bounded his Pleasures, and his Wishes few : But when by slow degrees the Arts arose, And Science waken'd from her long Repose ; 155 When Commerce, rising from the Bed of Ease, Ran round the Land and pointed to the Seas ; When Emulation, born with jealous Eye, And Avarice, lent their Spurs to Industry ; Then one by one the numerous Laws were made, Those to controul, and these to succour Trade : To curb the Insolence of rude Command, To snatch the Victim from the Usurer's Hand ; To awe the Bold, to yield the wrong'd Redress, And feed the Poor with Luxury's Excess." Like some vast Flood, unbounded, fierce, and strong, His Nature leads ungovern'd Man along; Like mighty Bulwarks made to stem that Tide, The Laws are form'd, and plac'd on every side ; Whene'er it breaks the Bounds by these decreed, New Statutes rise, and stronger Laws succeed ; More and more gentle grows the dying Stream, More and more strong the rising Bulwarks seem ; Till, like a Miner working sure and slow, Luxury creeps on, and ruins all below ; The Basis sinks, the ample Piles decay, The stately Fabric shakes and falls away ; Primaeval Want and Ignorance come on, But Freedom, that exalts the savage State, is gone. Next, History ranks ; — there full in front she lies. And every Nation her dread Tale supplies ; 156 Yet History has her Doubts, and every Age With sceptic Queries marks the passing Page ; I Records of old nor later Date are clear, Too distant those, and these are plac'd too near ; There Time conceals the Objects from our View, Here our own Passions, and a Writer's too : Yet in these Volumes see how States arose ! Guarded by Virtue from surrounding Foes ; Their Virtue lost, and of their Triumphs vain, Lo ! how they sunk to Slavery again ! Satiate with Power, of Fame and Wealth possess'dy A Nation grows too glorious to be blest ; Conspicuous made, she stands the Mark of all, And Foes join Foes to triumph in her Fall. Thus speaks the Page that paints Ambition's Race, The Monarch's Pride, his Glory, his Disgrace ; The headlong course, that madd'ning Heroes run," How soon triumphant, and how soon undone ; How Slaves, tum'd Tyrants, offer Crowns to sale,? And each fall'n Nation's melancholy Tale. Lo! where of late the Book of Martyrs stood, Old pious Tracts, and Bibles bound in Wood ; There, Such the Taste of our degenerate Age, Stand the profane Delusions of the Stage ; Yet Virtue owns the Tragic Muse a Friend, Fable her Means, Morality her End ; - -157 For this she rules all Passions in their turns, And now the Bosom bleeds, and now it burns ; Pity with weeping Eye surveys her Bowl, Her Anger swells, her Terror chills the Soul ; She makes the vile to Virtue yield Applause, And own her Sceptre while they break her Laws : For Vice in others is abhorr'd of all, And Villains triumph when the worthless fall. Not thus her Sister Comedy prevails, Who shoots at Folly, for her Arrow fails ; Folly, by Dullness arm'd, eludes the Wound, And harmless sees the feather'd Shafts rebound ; Unhurt she stands, applauds the Archer's Skill, Laughs at her Malice, and is Folly still. Yet well the Muse portrays in fancied Scenes, What Pride will stoop to, what Profession means How formal Fools the Farce of State applaud, How Caution watches at the Lips of Fraud ; The wordy Variance of domestic Life, The tyrant Husband, the retorting Wife; The Snares for Innocence, the Lie of Trade, And the smooth Tongue's habitual Masquerade. With her the Virtues too obtain a Place, Each gentle Passion, each becoming Grace ; The social Joy in Life's securer Road, Its easy Pleasure, its substantial Good ; 158 The happy Thought that conscious Virtue gives, And all that ought to live, and all that lives. But who are these? Methinks a noble Mien, And awful Grandeur in their Form are seen, Now in disgrace : what tho' by Time is spread, Polluting Dust o'er every reverend Head ; "What though beneath yon gilded Tribe they lie, And dull Observers pass insulting by ; Forbid it Shame, forbid it decent Awe, What seems so grave, should no Attention draw ! Come, let us then with reverend step advance, And greet — the ancient Worthies of Romance. Hence, ye profane! I feel a former dread, A thousand visions float around my head : Hark ! hollow Blasts through empty Courts resound, And shadowy Forms with staring Eyes stalk round ; See! Moats and Bridges, Walls and Castles rise, Ghosts, Fairies, Damons, dance before our eyes ; Lo ! magic Verse inscrib'd on golden Gate, And bloody Hand that beckons on to Fate : 11 And who art thou, thou little Page, unfold ? i( Say, doth thy Lord my Claribel with-hold ? " Go tell him straight, Sir Knight, thou must resign " The captive Queen : — for, Claribel is mine." Away he flies; and now for bloody Deeds, Black Suits of Armour, Masks, and foaming Steeds ; 159 The Giant falls ;" his recreant Throat I seize, And from his Corslet take the massy Keys ; — Dukes, Lords, and Knights in long procession move, Releas'd from bondage with my virgin Love ; — She comes, she comes in all the Charms of Youth, UnequaU'd Love and unsuspected Truth ! Ah ! happy he who thus in magic Themes, O'er Worlds bewitch'd, in early rapture dreams, Where wild Enchantment waves her potent Wand, And Fancy's Beauties fill her Fairy Land ; Where doubtful Objects strange Desires excite, And Fear and Ignorance afford Delight. But lost, for ever lost, to me these Joys, Which Reason scatters, and which Time destroys, Too dearly bought ; maturer Judgment calls My busied Mind, from Tales and Madrigals ; My doughty Giants all are slain or fled, And all my Knights, Blue, Green, and Yellow, dead; No more the midnight Fairy Tribe I view, All in the merry Moonshine tippling Dew ; Ev'n the last lingering Fiction of the Brain, The church-yard Ghost, is now at rest again ; And all these wayward Wanderings of my Youth, Fly Reason's Power, and shun the Light of Truth. With Fiction then does real Joy reside, And is our Reason the delusive Guide ? 160 Is it then right to dream the Syrens sing ? Or mount enraptur'd on the Dragon's Wing ? No, 'tis the infant Mind, to Care unknown, That makes th' imagin'd Paradise its own : Soon as Reflections in the Bosom rise, Light Slumbers vanish from the clouded Eyes ; The Tear and Smile, that once together rose, Are then divorc'd ; the Head and Heart are foes ; Enchantment bows to Wisdom's serious Plan, And Pain and Prudence make and mar the Man. While thus, of Power and fancy 'd Empire vain, With various Thoughts my Mind I entertain; While Books, my Slaves, with tyrant Hand I seize, Pleas'd with the Pride that will not let them please ; Sudden I find terrific Thoughts arise, And sympathetic Sorrow fills my Eyes ; For, lo ! while yet my Heart admits, the Wound, I see the Critic Army rang'd around. — Foes to our Race ! if ever ye have known A Father's fears for Offspring of your own ; — If ever, smiling o'er a lucky Line, Ye thought the sudden Sentiment divine, Then paus'd and doubled, and then, tir'd of doubt, With rage as sudden dnsh'd the Stanza out ; — If, after fearing much and pausing long, Ye ventur'd on the World your labour'd Song-, 161 And from the crusty Critics of those Days, Implor'd the feeble Tribute of their Praise; Remember now, the Fears that mov'd you then, And, spite of Truth, let Mercy guide your Pen. What vent'rous Race are ours ! what mighty Foes, Lie waiting all around them to oppose ! What treacherous Friends betray them to the Fight ! What Dangers threaten them ! ; yet still they write : A hapless Tribe ! to every Evil born, Whom Villains hate, and Fools affect to scorn : Strangers they come, amid a world of Woe, And taste the largest Portion ere they go. Pensive I spoke, and cast mine Eyes around ; The Roof, methought, return'd a solemn Sound ; Each Column seem'd to shake, and Clouds, like Smoke, From dusty Piles and ancient Volumes broke; Gathering above, like Mists condens'd they seem, Exhal'd in Summer from the rushy Stream ; Like flowing Robes they now appear, and twine Round the large Members of a Form Divine ; His Silver Beard, that swept his aged Breast, His piercing Eye, that inward Light express'd, Were seen, but Clouds and Darkness veil'd the rest. Fear chill'd my Heart; to one of mortal Race, How awful seem'd the Genius of the Place I u 162 So in Cimmerian shores, Ulysses saw His parent Shade, and shrunk in pious awe ; Like him I stood, and wrapt in thought profound, When from the pitying Power broke forth a solemn Sound : — " Care lives with all; no Rules, no Precepts save The Wise from Woe, no Fortiude the Brave : Grief is to Man as certain as the Grave ; Tempests and Storms in Life's whole progress rise, And Hope shines dimly through o'erclouded skies ; v Some drops of Comfort on the favour'd fall, But showers of Sorrow are the Lot of all : Partial to Talents, then, shall Heav'n withdraw Th' afflicting Rod, or break the general Law ? Shall he who soars, inspir'd by loftier Views, Life's little Cares and little Pains refuse ? Shall he not rather feel a double Share Of mortal Woe, when doubly arm'd to bear ? " Hard is his Fate who builds his Peace of Mind On the precarious Mercy of Mankind ; Who hopes for wild and visionary things, And mounts o'er unknown Seas with vent'rous Wings : But as, of various Evils that befall The human Race, some Portion goes to all ; To him perhaps the milder Lot 's assign'd, Who feels his Consolation in his Mind ; 163 And lock'd within his Bosom, bears about A mental Charm for every Care, without. Ev'n in the Pangs of each domestic Grief, Or Health or vigorous Hope affords Relief; And every Wound the tortur'd Bosom feels, Or Virtue bears, or some Preserver heals ; Some generous Friend, of ample power possest ; Some feeling Heart, that bleeds for the distrest; Some Breast that glows with Virtues all divine ; Some noble RUTLAND, Misery's Friend and thine. " Nor say, the Muses' Song, the Poet's Pen, Merit the scorn they meet from little men. With cautious freedom if the Numbers flow, Not wildly high, not pitifully low; If Vice alone their honest Aims oppose, Why so asham'd their Friends, so loud their Foes ? Happy for Men in every Age and Clime, If all the Sons of Vision dealt in Rhyme. — Go on then, Son of Vision ! still pursue The airy Dreams ; the World is dreaming too. Ambition's lofty Views, the Pomp of State, The Pride of Wealth, the Splendour of the Great, Stript of their Mask, their Cares and Troubles known, Are Visions far less happy than thy own : Go on ! and, while the Sons of Care complain, Be wisely gay and innocently vain ; m2 164 While serious Souls are by their Fears undone, Blow sportive Bladders in the beamy Sun, And call them Worlds !, and bid the greatest show More radiant Colours in their World below ; Then, as they break, the Slaves of Care reprove, And tell them, such are all the Toys they love." THE NEWSPAPER: A POEM. ARGUMENT. This not a Time favourable to Poetical Composition; and why. — Newspapers enemies to Literature, and their general In- fluence ; — their Numbers. — The Sunday Monitor. — Their general Character. — Their Effect upon Individuals ; — upon Society, — in the Country. — The Village-Freeholder. — What kind of Composition a Newspaper is, and the Amusement it affords : — Of what Parts it is chiefly composed. — Articles of Intelligence. — Advertisements : — The Stage : — Quacks : — Puffing. — The Correspondents to a Newspaper, Political and Poetical : — Advice to the latter. — Conclusion. THE NEWSPAPER. E quibus, hi vacuas implent sermonibus aures, Hi narrata ferunt alio ; mensuraque ficti Crescit, et auditis aliquid novus adjicit auctor : Illic credulitas, illic temerarius error, Vanaque laetitia est, consternatique timores, Seditioque repens, dubidque auctore susurri. Ovid. Metamorph. Lib. xii. A TIME like this, a busy, bustling time, Suits ill with Writers, very ill with Rhyme; Unheard we sing when Party Rage runs strong, And mightier Madness checks the flowing Song : Or should we force the peaceful Muse to wield Her feeble Arms amid the furious Field ; Where Party Pens a wordy War maintain, Poor is her Anger, and her Friendship vain ; 168 / And oft the Foes who feel her Sting, combine, Till serious Vengeance pays an idle Line ; For Party Poets are like Wasps, who dart Death to themselves, and to their Foes but smart. Hard then our Fate ; if general Themes we choose, Neglect awaits the Song, and chills the Muse ; Or should we sing the Subject of the Day, To-morrow's Wonder puffs our praise away. More blest the Bards of that poetic Time, When all found Readers who could find a Rhyme ; Green grew the Bays on every teeming Head, And Cibber was enthron'd, and Settle read. Sing, drooping Muse, the Cause of thy Decline, Why reign no more the once triumphant Nine ?■<— Alas! new Charms the wavering many gain, And rival Sheets the Reader's Eye detain ; A daily Swarm, that banish every Muse, Come flying forth, and Mortals call them News ; For these, unread the noblest Volumes lie ; For these, in Sheets unsoii'd the Muses die ; Unbought, unblest, tfefe virgin Copies wait, In vain for Fame, and sink, unseen, to fate. Since, then, the Town forsakes us for our Foes, The smoothest Numbers for the harshest Prose ; Let us, with generous Scorn, the Taste deride, And sing our Rivals with a Rival's Pride. 169 Ye gentle Poets, who so oft complain That foul Neglect is all jour Labours gain ; That Pity only checks your growing spite To erring Man, and prompts you still to write ; That your choice Works on humble Stalls are laid, Or vainly grace the Windows of the Trade; Be ye my Friends, if Friendship e'er can warm Those rival Bosoms whom the Muses charm : Think of the common Cause, wherein we go f Like gallant Greeks against the Troj.in foe ; Nor let one peevish Chief his Leader blame, Till crown'd with Conquest, we regain our Fame; And let us join our Forces to subdue This bold assuming but successful Crew. I sing of News, and all those vapid Sheets The rattling Hawker vends thro' gaping Streets ; Whate'er their Name, whate'er the Time they fly, Damp from the Press, to charm the Reader's Eye : For, soon as Morning dawns with roseate Hue, The Herald of the Morn arises too ; Post after Post succeeds ; and all day long, Gazettes and Ledgers swarm, a noisy throng. When Evening comes, she comes with all her train Of Ledgers, Chronicles, and Posts again, Like Bats appearing when the Sun goes down, From Holes obscure and Corners of the Town. 170 Of all these Triflers, all like these, I write; Oh ! like my Subject could my Song delight, The Crowd at Lloyd's one Poet's Name should raise, And all the Alley echo to his praise. In shoals the Hours their constant Numbers bring, Like Insects waking to th' advancing Spring ; "Which take their rise from Grubs obscene that lie, In shallow Pools, or thence ascend the Sky ; Such are these base Ephemeras, so born To die before the next revolving Morn. Yet thus they differ ; Insect-Tribes are lost In the first Visit of a Winter's Frost ; While these remain, a base but constant breed, Whose swarming Sons their short-liv'd Sires succeed ; No changing Season makes their Number less, Nor Sunday shines a Sabbath on the Press, Then lo! the sainted Monitor is born, Whose pious Face some sacred Texts adorn : As artful Sinners cloak the secret Sin, To veil with seeming Grace the Guile within ; So moral Essays on his Front appear, But all is carnal Business in the Rear; The fresh-coin'd Lie, the Secret whisper'd last, And all the Gleanings of the six Days past. 171 With these retir'd, thro' half the Sabbath-day, The London Lounger yawns his Hours away : Not so, my little Flock !, your Preacher fly, Nor waste the time no worldly Wealth can buy ; But let the decent Maid, and sober Clown, Pray for these Idlers of the sinful Town : This Day at least, on nobler Themes bestow, Nor give to Wood/all, or the World below. But, Sunday past, what Numbers flourish then, What wond'rous Labours of the Press and Pen ! Diurnal most, some thrice each Week affords, Some only once, oh Avarice of Words I When thousand starving Minds such Manna seek*, To drop the precious Food but once a Week. Endless it were to sing the Powers of all, Their Names, their Numbers; how they rise and fall ; Like baneful Herbs the gazer's eye they seize, Rush to the head, and poison where they please ; Like idle Flies, a busy, buzzing train, They drop their Maggots in the Trifler's brain : That genial Soil receives the fruitful store, And there they grow, and breed a thousand more. * The Manna of the Day ; Spleen, a Poem. 172 Now be their Arts display'd, how first they choose A Cause and Party, as the Bard his Muse ; Inspir'd by these, with clamorous zeal they cry, And thro' the Town their Dreams and Omens fly : So the Sibylline* Leaves were blown about, Disjointed scraps of Fate involv'd in doubt : So idle Dreams, the Journals of the Night, Are right and wrong by turns, and mingle Wrong with Right. — Some Champions for the Rights that prop the Crown, Some sturdy Patriots, sworn to pull them down ; Some neutral Powers, with secret Forces fraught, Wishing for War, but willing to be bought ; While some to every Side and Party go, Shift every Friend, and join with every Foe ; Like sturdy Rogues in Privateers they strike This side and that, the Foes of both alike; A traitor Crewj who thrive in troubled Times, Fear'd for their Force, and courted for their Crimes. Chief to the prosperous side the Numbers sail, Fickle and false, they veer with every Gale ; As Birds that migrate from a freezing Shore, In search of warmer Climes, come skimming o'er, . in foliis descripsit carmina Virgo ; — . et tenefes turbavit janua frondes. Virg. iEneid. lib. iii. 173 Some bold Adventurers first prepare to try The doubtful Sunshine of the distant Sky ; But soon the growing Summer's certain Sun Wins more and more, till all at last are won ; So, on the early Prospect of Disgrace, Fly in vast Troops this apprehensive Race ; Instinctive Tribes ! their failing Food they dread, And buy, with timely Change, their future Bread. Such are our Guides ; how many a peaceful Head, Born to be still, have they to wrangling led ! How many an honest Zealot, stol'n from Trade, And factious Tools, of pious Pastors made ! With Clews like these they tread the Maze of State, These Oracles explore, to learn our Fate ; Pleas'd with the Guides who can so well deceive, Who cannot lie so fast as they believe. Oft lend I, loth, to some sage Friend an ear, (For we who will not speak are doom'd to hear ;) While he, bewilder'd, tells his anxious, Thought, Infectious Fear from tainted Scribblers caught, Or idiot Hope ; for each his Mind assails, As Lloyd's Court-light or Stockdale's Gloom prevails. Yet stand I patient while but one declaims, Or gives dull Comments on the Speech he maims ; 174 But oh ! ye Muses, keep your Votary's Feet From Tavern Haunts where Politicians meet ; Where Rector, Doctor, and Attorney pause, First on each Parish, then each public Cause ; Indited Roads, and Rates that still increase ; The murmuring Poor, who will not fast in Peace ; Election Zeal and Friendship, since declin'd; A Tax commuted, or a Tithe in Kind ; The Dutch and Germans kindling into Strife, Dull Port and Poachers vile I the serious Ills of Life. Here comes the neighbouring Justice, pleas'd to guide His little Club and in the Chair preside. In private business his Commands prevail, On public themes his Reasoning turns the scale ; Assenting Silence soothes his happy EarJ And, in or out, his Party triumphs here. Nor here th' infectious rage for Party stops, But flits along from Palaces to Shops; Our weekly Journals o'er the Land abound, And spread their Plagues and Influenzas round j The Village too, the peaceful, pleasant Plain ? Breeds the Whig- Farmer and the Tory-Swain; Brooks' and St. Albin's boasts not, but instead, Stares the Red Ram, and swings the Rodney's Head :— Hither, with all a Patriot's care, comes he Who owns the little Hut that makes him free; 175 Whose yearly Forty Shillings buy the Smile Of mightier Men, and never waste the while ; Who feels his Freehold's Worth, and looks elate, A little Prop and Pillar of the State. Here he delights the weekly News to con, And mingle Comments as he blunders on ; To swallow all their varying Authors teach, To spell a Title, and confound a Speech : Till with a muddled Mind he quits the News, And Claims his Nation's Licence to abuse; Then joins the Cry, " That all the courtly Race, " Are venal Candidates for Power and Place." Yet feels some Joy amid the general Vice, That his own Vote will bring its wonted Price. These are the Ills the teeming Press supplies, These pois'nous Springs from Learning's Fountain rise : Not there the Wise alone their Entrance find, Imparting useful Light to Mortals blind; But, blind themselves, these erring Guides hold out Alluring Lights, to lead us far about ; Screen'd by such Means, here Scandal whets her Quill, Here Slander shoots unseen, whene'er she will ; Here Fraud and Falsehood labour to deceive, And Folly aids them both, impatient to believe. Such, Sons of Britain !, are the Guides ye trust ; So wise their Counsel, their Reports so just : — 176 Yet, though we cannot call their Morals pure, Their Judgment nice, or their Decisions sure ; Merit they have to mightier Works unknown, A Style, a Manner, and a Fate their own. We, who for longer Fame with labour strive, Are pain'd to keep our sickly Works alive ; Studious we toil, with patient Care refine, Nor let our Love protect one languid Line. Severe ourselves, at last our Works appear, When, ah ! we find our Readers more severe ; For after all our Care and Pains, how few Acquire Applause, or keep it if they do ! — Not so these. Sheets, ordain'd to happier Fate, Prais'd thro' their Day, and but that Day their Date ; Their careless Authors only strive to join, As many Words, as make an even Line * ; As many Lines, as fill a Row complete ; As many Rows, as furnish up a Sheet : From side to side^ with ready Types they run, The Measure's ended, and the Work is done; Oh, born with Ease, how envy'd and how blest! Your Fate to-day, and your to-morrow's Rest. * How many hours bring about the day, How many days will furnish up the year, How many years a mortal man may live ; &c. Shakespeare's Henry VI. 177 To you, all Readers turn, and they can look Pleas'd on a Paper, who abhor a Book ; Those who ne'er deign'd their Bible to peruse, Would think it hard to be deny'd their News; Sinners and Saints, the wisest with the weak, Here mingle Tastes, and one Amusement seek : This, like the Public Inn, provides a Treat, Where each promiscuous Guest sits down to eat; And such this mental Food, as we may call, Something to all Men, and to some Men all. Next, in what rare Production shall we trace, Such various Subjects in so small a Space ? As the first Ship upon the Waters bore Incongruous Kinds who never met before ; Or as some curious Virtuoso joins, In one small room, Moths, Minerals, and Coins, Birds, Beasts, and Fishes ; nor refuses place To Serpents, Toads, and all the Reptile Race ; So here, compress'd within a single Sheet, Great things and small, the mean and mighty meet; 'Tis this which makes all Europe's Business known, Yet here a private Man may place his own ; And where he reads of Lords and Commons, he May tell their Honours that he sells Rappee. 178 Add next th* Amusement which the motley Page Affords to either Sex and every Age : Lo ! where it comes before the cheerful Fire, Damps from the press in smoky Curls aspire, (As from the Earth the Sun exhales the Dew,) Ere we can read the Wonders that ensue: Then eager every Eye surveys the Part, That brings its favourite Subject to the Heart ; Grave Politicians look for Facts alone, And gravely add Conjectures of their own. The sprightly Nymph, who never broke her rest For tottering Crowns, or mighty Lands oppress'd, Finds Broils and Battles, but neglects them all For Songs and Suits, a Birth-day, or a Ball : The keen warm Man o'erlooks each idle Tale For " Moneys wanted," and " Estates on Sale ; v While some with equal Minds to all attend, Pleas'd with each Part and griev'd to find an End. So charm the News ; but we, who, far from Town, Wait till the Post-man brings the Packet down, Once in the Week, a vacant Day behold, And stay for Tidings, till they're three Days old : That Day arrives; no welcome Post appears, But the dull Morn a sullen Aspect wears; We meet, but ah ! without our wonted smile y To talk of Headaches, and complain of Bile; 179 Sullen we ponder o'er a dull Repast, Nor feast the Body while the Mind must fast. A master Passion is the Love of News, Not Music so commands, nor so the Muse : Give Poets Claret, they grow idle soon ; Feed the Musician, and he's out of tune ; But the sick Mind, of this Disease possess'd, Flies from all cure and sickens when at rest. Now sing, my Muse, what various Parts compos* These rival Sheets of Politics and Prose. First, from each Brother's Hoard a Part they draw, A mutual Theft that never fear'd a Law ; Whate'er they gain, to each man's Portion fall, And read it once, you read it through them all : For this their Runners ramble Day and Night, To drag each lurking Deed to open Light ; For daily Bread the dirty Trade they ply, Coin their fresh Tales, and live upon the Lie ; Like Bees for Honey, forth for News they spring, Industrious Creatures! ever on the Wing; Home to their several Cells, they bear the Store, Cull'd of all Kinds, then roam abroad for more. No anxious Virgin flies to " fair Tweed-Side," No injur'd Husband mourns his faithless Bride; n2 180 No Duel dooms the fiery Youth to bleed ; But thro' the Town transpires each vent'rous deed. Should some fair Frail-one drive her prancing Pair, Where rival Peers contend to please the Fair ; When with new Force, she aids her conquering Eyes, And Beauty decks, with all that Beauty buys ; Quickly we learn whose Heart her Influence feels, Whose Acres melt, before her glowing wheels. To these a thousand idle Themes succeed, Deeds of all kinds and Comments to each Deed. Here Stocks, the State-Barometers we view That rise or fall, by Causes known to few ; Promotion's Ladder who goes up or down, Who wed, or who seduc'd, amuse the Town ; What new-born Heir has made his Father blest, What Heir exults, his Father now at rest ; That ample List the Tyburn-herald gives, And each known Knave, who still for Tyburn livei. So grows the Work and now the Printer trieg His Powers no more, but leans on his Allies. When lo ! the advertising Tribe succeed, Pay to be read, yet find but few will read; And chief th'illustrious Race, whose Drops and Pills Have patent Powers to vanquish human Ills : 181 These, with their Cures, a constant Aid remain, To bless the pale Composer's fertile Brain ; Fertile it is, but still the noblest Soil Requires some pause, some intervals from Toil ; And they at least a certain Ease obtain From Katterfelto's Skill, and Graham's glowing Strain. I too must aid, and pay to see my Name Hung in these dirty avenues to Fame ; Nor pay in vain, if aught the Muse has seen And sung, could make those Avenues more clean ; Could stop one Slander ere it found its Way, And gave to public Scorn, its helpless Prey. By the same Aid, the Stage invites her Friends, And kindly tells, the Banquet she intends ; Thither from real Life, the Many run, With Siddons weep, or laugh with Abingdon ; Pleas'd in fictitious Joy or Grief, to see The mimic Passion with their own agree; To steal a few enchanted Hours away From Care, and drop the Curtain on the Day. But who can steal from Self that wretched Wight, Whose darling Work is try'd, some fatal Night ? Most wretched Man ! when, bane to every Bliss, He hears the Serpent-Critic's rising Hiss ; 182 Then Groans succeed ; not Traitors on the Wheel, Can feel like him, or have such Pangs to feel. Nor end they here; next Day he reads his Fall, In every Paper, Critics are they all ; He sees his branded Name, with wild affright, And hears again the Cat-calls of the Night. Such Help the Stage affords ; a larger Space, Is fill'd by Puffs and all the Puffing Race. Physic had once alone the lofty Style, The well-known boast, that ceas'd to raise a smile : Now all the Province of that Tribe invade, And we abound in Quacks of every Trade. The simple Barber, once an honest Name, Cervantes founded, Fielding rais'd his Fame : Barber no more ; a gay Perfumer comes, On whose soft Cheek his own Cosmetic blooms ; Here he appears, each simple Mind to move, And advertises Beauty, Grace, and Love. *< Come, faded Belles, who would your Youth renew, And learn the Wonders of Olympian Dew ; Restore the Roses that begin to faint, Nor think celestial Washes, vulgar Paint; Your former Features, Airs, and Arts assume, Circassian Virtues, with Circassian Bloom. 183 " Come, battered Beaux, whose Locks are turn'd to gray, And crop Discretion's lying Badge away ; Read where they vend these smart engaging Things, These flaxen Frontlets with elastic Springs ; No female Eye the fair Deception sees, Not Nature's self so natural as these." Such are their Arts, but not confin'd to them, The Muse impartial, must her Sons condemn ; For they, degenerate ! join the venal Throng, And puff a lazy Pegasus along: More guilty these, by Nature less design'd For little Arts that suit the vulgar kind. That Barber's Boys, who would to Trade advance, Wish us to call them, smart Frizeurs from France; That he who builds a Chop-house, on his Door Paints " The true old original Blue Boar !" These are the Arts by which a thousand live, Where Truth may smile, and Justice may forgive: But when amid this Rabble-rout we find A puffing Poet to his Honour blind ; Who slily drops Quotations all about Packet or Post, and points their Merit out ; Who advertises what Reviewers say, With sham Editions every second day ; Who dares not trust his Praises out of Sight, But hurries into Fame with all his might ; 184 Although the Verse some transient Praise obtains, Contempt is all the anxious Poet gains. Now Puffs exhausted, Advertisements past, Their Correspondents stand expos'd at last : These are a numerous Tribe, to Fame unknown, Who for the public good forego their own ; Who Volunteers in Paper War engage, With double Portion of their Party's Rage i Such are the Bruti, Decii, who appear Wooing the Printer for Admission here ; Whose generous Souls can condescend to pray For leave to throw their precious Time away. Oh ! cruel Woodfall! when a Patriot draws His grey-goose Quill in his dear Country's Cause, To vex and maul a Ministerial Race, Can thy stern Soul refuse the Champion place ? Alas ! thou know'st not with what anxious heart He longs his best-lov'd Labours to impart ; How he has sent them to thy Brethren round, And still the same unkind Reception found : At length indignant will he damn the State, Turn to his Trade, and leave us to our Fate. These Roman Souls, like Rome's great Sons, are known To live in Cells on Labours of their own. 185 Thus Milo, could we see the noble Chief, Feeds, for his Country's good, on Legs of Beef: Camillus copies Deeds for sordid pay, Yet fights the public Battles twice a day : Ev'n now the godlike Brutus views his Score On the scroll'd Bar-board, view'd too long before \ Where, tipling Punch, grave Cato's self you'll see, And Amor Patri.e vending smuggled Tea. Last in these Ranks and least, their Art's Disgrace, Neglected stand the Muse's meanest Race; Scribblers who court Contempt, whose Verse the Eycj Disdainful views, and glances swiftly by : This Poet's Corner is the place they choose, A fatal Nursery for an infant Muse ; Unlike that Corner where true Poets lie, For these no more shall live, than they shall die : Hapless the Lad whose Mind such Dreams invade, And win to Verse, the Talents due to Trade. Curb then, O Youth ! these Raptures as they rise, Keep down the Evil Spirit, and be wise ; Follow your calling, think the Muses Foes, Nor lean upon the Pestle, and compose. I know your Day-dreams, and I know the Snare Hid in your flow'ry path, and cry " beware." 186 Thoughtless of 111, and to the future blind, A sudden Couplet rushes in your Mind ; Here you may nameless print your idle Rhymes, And read your first-born Work a thousand Times ; Th* Infection spreads, your Couplet grows apace, Stanzas to Delia's Dog, or Celiacs Face; You take a Name ; Philander's Odes are seen, Printed, and prais'd, in every Magazine ; Diarian Sages greet their brother Sage, And your dark Pages please th' enlightened Age, - - Alas ! what Years you thus consume in vain, Rul'd by this wretched Bias of the Brain ! Go ! to your Desks and Counters all return ; Your Sonnets scatter, your Acrostics burn ; Trade, and be rich ; or should your careful Sires Leave Wealth, indulge not these but nobler Fires ; Should Love of Fame your youthful Heart betray. Pursue fair Fame, but in a glorious Way, Nor in the idle Scenes of Fancy's Painting stray. Of all the good that mortal Men pursue, The Muse has least to give, and gives to few; Like some coquettish Fair, she leads us on, With Smiles and Hopes, till Youth and Peace are gone ; Then, wed for Life, the restless wrangling Pair, Forget how constant one, and one how fair : 187 Meanwhile Ambition, like a blooming Bride, Brings Power and Wealth to grace her Lover's Side ; And tho' she smiles not with such flattering Charms, The brave will sooner win her to their Arms. Then wed to her, if Virtue tie the Bands, Go spread your Country's Fame in hostile Lands ; Her Court, her Senate, or her Arms adorn, And let her Foes lament that you were born : Or weigh her Laws, their ancient Rights defend, Tho' Hosts oppose, be theirs and Reason's Friend ; Arm'd with strong Powers, in their Defence engage, And rise the Thurlow of the future Age. THE f BIRTH OF FLATTERY. ARGUMENT. The Subject : — Poverty and Cunning described : — When united, a jarring Couple. — Mutual Reproof. — The Wife consoled by a Dream. — Birth of a Daughter. — Description and Prediction of Envy : — How to be rendered ineffectual, explained in a Vision. — Simulation foretells the future Suc- cess and Triumphs of Flattery. — Her Power over various Characters and different Minds ; — over certain Classes of Men; — over Envy himself. — Her successful Art of soften- ing the Evils of life ; — of changing Characters ; — of melio- rating Prospects, and affixing Value to Possessions, Pictures, &c. — Conclusion. THE BIRTH OF FLATTERY. Omnia habeo, nee quicquam habeo ; Quidquid dicunt laudo ; id mrsum si negant, taudo id quoquet Negat quis, nego ; ait, aio : Postremo imperavi egomet mini Omnia assentari. Terknt. in Eunuch. It has been held in antient Rules, That Flattery is the Food of Fools ; Yet now and then your Men of Wit Will condescend to taste a Bit. Swir*. iVlUSE of my Spencer, who so well could sing, The Passions all, their Bearings and their Ties ; Who could in View those shadowy Beings bring, And with bold Hand, remove each dark Disguise, Wherein Love, Hatred, Scorn, or Anger lies: Guide him to Fairy Land, who now intends That Way his Flight ; assist him as he flies, To mark those Passions, Virtue's Foes and Friends, By whom when led she droops, when leading she ascends. 192 Yes ! they appear, I see the Fairy-Train ! And who that modest Nymph of meek Address ? Not Vanity ', though lov'd by all the Vain ; Not Hope, though promising to all, Success ; Nor Mirth, nor Joy, though Foe to all Distress ; Thee, sprightly Siren from this Train I choose, Thy Birth relate, thy soothing Arts confess, 'Tis not in ihy mild Nature to refuse, Wiien Poets ask thine Aid, so oft their Meed and Muse. In Fairy-Land, on wide and cheerless Plain', Dwelt, in the House of Care, a sturdy Swain ; An hireling he, who when he till'd the Soil, Look'd to the Pittance, that repaid his Toil ; And to a Master, left the mingled Joy, And anxious Care, that follow'd his Employ : Sullen and patient he at once appear'd, As one who murmur'd, yet as one who fear'd ; Th' Attire was coarse, that cloth'd his sinewy Frame, Rude his Address and Poverty his Name. In that same Plain a Nymph of curious Taste, A Cottage (plann'd with all her Skill) had plac'd; Strange the Materials, and for what design'd The various Parts, no simple Man might find \ 193 What seem'd the Door, each entering Guest withstood; What seem'd a Window, was but painted Wood ; But by a secret Spring, the Wall would move, And Day-light drop through glassy Door above ; 'Twas all her Pride, new Traps for Praise to lay, And all her Wisdom, was to hide her Way ; In small Attempts incessant were her Pains, And Cunning was her Name among the Swains. Now, whether Fate decreed this Pair should wed, And blindly drove them to the Marriage Bed; Or whether Love in some soft Hour inclin'd The Damsel's Heart and won her to be kind, Is yet unsung ; they were an ill-match'd Pair, But both dispos'd to wed, and wed they were. Yet though united in their Fortune, still Their Ways were diverse, varying was their Will, Nor long the Maid had blest the simple Man, Before Dissentions rose, and she began : " Wretch that I am ; since to thy Fortune bound, " Say what Success has one Projection crown'd ? M I, who a thousand secret Arts possess, " Who every Rank approach with right Address; u Who've loos'd a Guinea from a Miser's Chest, " And worm'd his Secret from a Traitor's Breast ; 194 " Thence Gifts and Gains collecting, great and small, " Have brought to thee, and thou consums't them all; " For Want like thine, a Bog without a Base, " Ingulph'st all gains, I gather for the Place ; " Feeding, unfill'd; destroying, undestroy'd;