UNIVERSITY OF CALIFC?. AT LOS ANGELES EMOIRS OF THE ROYAL ACADEMICIANS- Price Four Shillings. lEntered at Stationer^ s-HalL] J 3 3 S 13 EMOIRS OF THE ROYAL ACADEMICIANS; BEING AN ATTEMPT To Improve the National T'ajie, •■^*-«*<«ccc::5v:£:.K*^ gI^=-» BY ANTHONY PASQUIN, ESQ^ / ''ii:^'$^>»€«>^;ii: k:-^-««=^<<© >^>Ob>2B^ji Miki Galha^ Othoj Viiellius, jiec heneficiO'^ nee injuria cognit'u TACIT. LIE. I. PUBLISHED BY H. D. SYMONDS, PATERNOSTER - ROW ; P. M*C>UEEN, OPPOSITE EXETER -'CHANGE, STRAND; AND T. BELLAMY, KING-STREET, COYENT-GARDEN. M.DCC.rXYI. ">-v-t^ A CRITIQUE ON THE EXHIBITION. T John Opie, R. A. No, 29, HIS is the befl of four portraits by the fame artifi-, and ^ is a very fignificant likenefs of Mr. Fuzeli, one of thole im- H- grateful and indolent R. A.'s who leave their academic mo- co ther to be illumined and fnpported by the llriplings of the > cflablifliment. Mr. Opie has not brought forward this year ^: any thing to fiirprize the world : he has retained all his old ^ habits, and fome of them are bad enough — an indifferent fpec- Zi tator would be led to imagine, that he was concerned in a coarfe woollen manufadory, as he feizes all pollibleoccalions to array his perfonages in that fpecies of apparel, from an emperor to a mendicant, and 1 believe would bury all his heroes and heroines in the fame drapery, notvvithllanding an exiiling ad of Parliament, to prohibit the meafure — h's ftyle 01 colouring becomes, in my opinion, more defedive every year ; it is no\r QQ in all his iierti, but little more then black and white, imper- g fedly amended by the mixture of brown oker ! or fome in- ~ gredient equally fatal to the purpofcs of truth. If he is im- ^ pelledlo do this, for the means of producing a 7?r//^/»^ C^'*-*?? ■^ as they phrafe it, I will beg leave to fuggell that the means g are not proportioned to the end. <; It is with regret that I feel niyfelf compelled to animadvert with rigour, upon a gentleman, who is certainly diflinguiflied froir the ^auifi?/g l^erd by fome genius, but it has been im- preifed with vulgar ideas, which too frequently overbear the delicate interpolitions of tafte, which he has faintly in^bibed from fludying the works of the late Prefident : we have to la- ment, that original prejudices are fo difficult to expunge from the mind. Thofe elements which we firil: acquire, leave an indelible impreffion upon the memory, and the utmoil that crj the moll vigorous j'ldgment can do, at a mixture time of exift- g cnce, is jiot to practiie what the fancy has been accuftomed to c^ adopt, g B G. Du. ( 6 ) G. DupoKT, No. 268. Mi- ^iick in the CharaHer of Spado. This is a fpirlted likenefs of that excellent Comedian, but executed too much in imitation of the late ]Mr. Gainiboroiigh : The genera! outline is nearly faithful ; but the afteitation, vi- lible in thofe iciatches of the hogtool or fitch, over the vifage, is difgulfing, becaufe it is unnatural. This was the gigantic error in his uncle's portraits, who, perhaps in imitation of Apelles, was accuftomed, in the moments of defperat:on, to make a dafh where he could not draw. This portrait is intend- ed for Mr. Harris's gallery, who has engaged this Artiil: to paint the principal performers of Covent-Garden Theatre. No. 85. A Portrait of His Majesty, hy the fame Artifn I have been often inclined to imagine, that the beams of that divinity v/hich is fa'd to hedge a king, dazzles the op- tics too forcibly of every Artift who attempts to paint them. The figure of the King appears unamiable, prefuraing, and repultive; yet all this may be the effcd of tremor: and the glare of the icarlet drapery burils impudently upon our fenfes, and repels the inquilitivenefs of thought, by abafliing our in- quiries in the firic inllance. The calm dignity which fliould appertain to luch a perfonage is not difcovcrable : It gives me the idea of a proud ideot, prefenting himfelf for admiration, under the confcioufnels of being unufuiily line, and not as the reprei'entat'on of the fource of local honor. As the fo- ▼ereign is not noticeable for effrontery or vanit}-, this portrait is not adequate to my defires. Thomas Stothard, R. A. Elec>. No. 148. The Intcrvie'vo hct-ivecn Henry VIII^ and the K?r:peror Charks V, I congratulate the Royal Academy on the acquifition of fuch a member as Mr. Stothard, whofe education and underiland- ing enables him to refcue the general charader of a Royal Aca- demician from the imputation of ignorance, and whofe urbane manners render his pre-eminence tolerable to all, I do not hefitate to alFert, that this gentleman is the only Artift in this country who can comprehend, with keen preciiion, a fub- lecl: dependent upon hiiforical {z- E reignersj ( 3° ) rcignrr?, on the great points of tal!e and judgment, from the perufril of fuch works, either in the original, or through the medium of a tranflacion. It is not many months fmce a vain-glorious Divine pnblifti- cd, in quarto, the firft volume of, what he called, a HiJIory of the ArtSy with a promife of two fucceeding volumes at a future period. The book was dedicated to the King, and therefore purchafed by the Royal Academy; but as it appeared that, in the courfe of the volimie, there were many compliments paid to one Artift, and no notice taken of the reii, the majority of the Painters thought thar this neglect was abufe by ini^endo : —-they determined to call a frigma on the book, and throw it cut of the Somerfet-hoiife Library. For thi? purpofe an Ar^ ti{l, from whofe work a late popular print has been engraved, luade a motion to the following effect ; '' That, as the Royal Academicians had been induced to purchafe a book relative to the Arts, which book was unworthy of a place in the Acade- mical Library, the faid book fliould be removed from the llielves, with marks of degradation ?nd dfgrace." This was debated for fome time with great warmth, until one Gentle- man, wi(hins:to &x\di the difputation, fuggelied, that before they threw this kind of nnprecedented oblonuy on the volum.e, it would not be anufs for them to read it. To fo reafonable a propofition no man could ohjecl:, and the further confiderrition of the motion was put off until the next public meeting, which happened to be for the purpofe of eleding three Royal Academicians. Moft of the Members v.ere preftnt, and de- bates ran high, fome of the writer's friends alTerting that the Royal Academy had no right to throw out the book, becaufe the King had bought it. This produced a queftion. With whofe money ? And being put to the vote, ten held up their hands for its being retained, and five for its being dilcarded. This was objefted to as an irregular mode of proceeding, be?- cnufe many of the Members being otherwife engaged, had not held up their hands at all ; and it was therefore propofed it iliould be balloted, but the ballot was over-ruled, and the firfl vote remains on the books : — this, it mufl: be admitted, was a mod ridiculous fquabble about a performance, which muff be approved the more the lefs it is underflood. John Hoppnee, A- Portrait Painter to his Royal Highncfs tls Prince of PFales. No. 36. Portrait of a Lady of Quality. This is a fpirited likenefs ^:i'i Lady Caroline Capel : the djaj^ery is fancifully difplayed; the Ci^:ig in the foreground is ( 30 13 illdra^vn, the child incorred, and the whole affemblagc feem frightened ! No. 155. Portrait of a Lacly. This is a very charming pitfture of Mrs. Parkyns, and does much credit to the Artifl. No. 191. A Gale of Windy hy the fame ArtlJ}^ Th's is a llight but meritorious performance. Thefpray of the feais better depided than any other fimiiar attempt I have lately feen, and though many degrees behind Backhuyfen^ may neverthelefs claim attention, and fome praife. To be very ef- timable as a marine painter, it is incumbent on the profefibr to do \\\v?^\Bac'khuyferi did, that is, to go to fea in a tempeil, iketch the billovvs in the very zenith of their convulfion, and embody and harmonize the whole when the ll:orm has ceafed, and taile can regulate refle6tion. Hiiiorical Painting has been very properly arranged as the more fublime and diflicult province of the arts, and as it may be conduced by profeflbrs of rare ability to anfwer the nobleft purpofes of our nature, its encouragement fliouhl be proportioned to its ufe?. Of all the poliflied nations of which we have received any account, there never were any, where the perfonal vanity of the inhabitants, was fo ludicroufly apparent as in thele realms; here all human beings of all clalles wifli to poffefs their own vile portraiture for momentary adoration, and feem almoll wholly regardlefs of .any other production of the Arts, which fliould involve a general interei}, as being generally applicable to fome extraordinary event, as dear to the popular memory as contemplation : it is owing to this def- trudive impulfe that our annual Exhibitions are crouded, tier over tier, with the repulfive refemblances of filken peers, fat drivellers, lilly uglinefs, and fimpering dowager?, and fo re* ftricted a portion of the encumbered walls allotted, to the cheering emanations of fuperior genius. Francis Wheatlv, R. A. No. 122. Spring, No. 187. IFinter, Whenever Mr. Wheatley prefents us with a rural Nymph v,-hom he wiflies to be peculiarly impiefTive, he decorates her head u'itha profulion of party coloured ribbands, like a man»ac in Coventry, which play in the breeze, offenfive to thought Send propriety. As this is not the character of our village E z Daphnes, ( 32 ) Daphnes, why make them fo prodigioufly fine af the cxpence of truth? The ornaments of a pretty_ woman of rank cannot be too fimple ; and the befl: excnfe that can be offered for their blazing gewgaws, is, that fuch unwholefome vanity gives bread to the Artizan, while they ra fe a fmile on the cheek of philo- fophy. Our Artiftshavebeenfafcinatedwirh ideas in perfpe6live, that only allure to deceive ; they are bewitched with the confe- quence without paying due refpe^^ to the caufe : and becaufe they have read that Vandyke was accoutred in filk and fattin, believe that it is every man's defert, who profefTes the Arts, to be fumptuous in his raiment, without duly confidering that Vandyke ftudied, without intermlflion, for years, to acquire that pre-eminence in the fcale of fociety, which, even when acquired, but imperfe6tly warrants fuch exhibitions of ruinous arrogance. T. Phillips. No. 11. Cupid di farmed hy Euphrofyne* The head of Euphrofyne is not unlike Angelica. There is fomething in this elTay that proves the Artiit may be better when he will. C. F. De Breda. No. 68. Portrait of a S^McdiO? Nobleman in the natio7ial drefs. This is between the extremes of " good and bad imagina- tion :" Noo S8. Portrait cf a Lady of ^lality. The Queen of Grief. L. J. CossE. No. 271. Genius illuminating the fJlyrld. This furprizing attempt makes me recollecTt B onnel Thorn- ion^s exhibition feme years fmce, where a poor genius was re- prefented, as making his way through the world v;ithout breeches ! W. Ar T A UD. No. 315. Portrait of a Philofopher, This is an accurate likenefs of Dr. Prieftley. Every Briton fhould blufll when he furvcys the portraiture of this great man ! jMINIATURES. ( 33 ) MINIATURES. G. A. Keman. No. 453. Horatlus altering Romcy ^c. ^c. and Jour Porfral/s^ Thefe piclures are, in the aggregate well painted and pro- duolive of a good efFed. I. Kirk. No. 4^4. Lo-ve tormentbig the SouU No. 479. A fra?j2e "with Miniatures^ fancy. The drawing of thefe is good and they are well painted. I am furprifed that this artift fhonld go from large to Miniature painting -, I think it was quitting the higher for the lower department. R. Collins. No. 460. Portrait of Mr. IVilfon^ the manager of the Europe- an Mufcum. This is extremely like the original, and a tolerable pidurc. S. Shelly. No. 466. Tv:che Portraits, Thefe portraits fpeal:ing generally, are not fo well as I have feen of this artifr; b:it his hiiiorical morfel of Youth and Beauty (No. 386) does him honor; it is unqueflionabiy the beft fimiiar ateempt in the multifarious colledion ; it combines fome of the bell properties of the art, and proves that the artiH: has an inquilitive and comprehenfive mind. H. Bone. No, 473. Portrait of an Art if y in Ena?ncL No. 474. Ditto in Rnamel. Thefe are executed in a poor, purply and cadaverous flyle, and the effect is very bad. The portrait of a nobleman, by this ( 34 ) this artl{l, No. 534, Is in water colours, and more ably man- aged. No. 546. A Sleeping girl in Enamel, hy the fame Artifi. This is a copy from a very good picture, by the late Sir Jofluia Reynolds, and is altogether, the heft pifture in enamel 1 have feen of this artifr, and the befl pi6ture in enamel in the room j theefFecft is bold and the ftyle fo much fuperior to his other ef- forts, that lean with difficulty reconcile it to myfelf, that they are all the offspring of the fame imagination. R. Higgs. No. 496. Portrait of a 'Nolleman, in 'Enamel. A very bad ftyle, poor and bald in colouring as well as drawing, and refembles China painting, more than enamel* G. Englehart. No. 50^. Portraits of a Lady and her tivo Daughters. This is very inferior to the former produftions of this artifl; it is piteous when the movements of a deferving artift are crab- like. C. Shirreff. No. ^12. T1V0 Bacchants, This is the beft miniature I have feen by this artif}, and the moil unexceptionable in the room, except No. 386. W. Craft. No. C^z^, A Portrait in Enamel, If there is any merit in the compofition of this picture, the perfon who prepared the colours is intitled to it; if merit confin- ed in fize, it would have the greatefl fliare of ail the enamels. W. Birch. No. 456. Portrait of and Artifi in Enamel, This gentleman executes with more precifion than boldnefs. P. Jean, { 35 ) P. Jean. No. 529. Matcrrud happinefsy In the centre hlgnora StoracCj lit the character of My Grandmother j a Turhiflj-jew^ and Jix others. The jew is the beft handled portrait of the whole ; I have feen better pictures by this artift. W. Wood. No. 545. Nine PortraitSi This is a young artid and pron:iifes to be at the head of his profeffion, H. Spiccr. No. 357. ^ Portrait of a Getiikman- Thofe who delire an inveterate likenefs, involved in a good picture, will apply to this gentleman. R. Bowyer, No. 541. Portrait of a Lady, A very large piece of ivory, A niiniature painter, is among artifls, what a bachelor is among men : a creature who is reluctantly admitted to be of the fame fpecies and order, and who fo contraeTis his move- ments and journies in fo narrow a path, that the great ends of his being are not fulfilled. He may be faid to whii? per and not talk; to vegetate v,'ith caution, but can never be exuberant and generonlly unfold his mafculine properties in the propitious beam of day. No man 1 am perfuaded, can be a miniature painter, vvith Willingnefs, who has a large and beneficent heart — an Aurelian and a man milliner fiiould con- gregate in the lame parilh. DRAWINGS. Mr. Paul Sandby's drawings, No. 328, 367, 381, fiiould he mentioned as exertions of the firil order; they are cabinet gems of exquifite note, IMr. C 36 ) Mr. Weflall has feveral drawings in a manner fomewhaf: peculiar to himfelf : they are tinted with what may be termed meet)', perhaps with Milk of Rofes, and confeqiiently aUuring to the vulgar, but are wholly deficient in thofe grand traits of conception, and truth of outline, which makes the flighted touches of Parmegzano io valuable to pofterity. Mr. Chinnery has fome portraits, No. 380, which highly pleafed me : among the budding canditates for fame, this nling young Artift is the moil prominent. His progrefs has been rapid almoil beyond example : he has rather adopted a new ftyle of painting, fomewhst after the manner of Cofvvay. Mr. M. A. Rooker's drawings are Nature rather too ten- derly reprefented. Mr. Dovvnman*s portraits, No. 36c, are rjajlly pretty but not excellent. Mr. Hodges's Indian Views place him next to Mr. Sandby, in the fcale of deliaearive glory. Mr, Bartolozzi*s drawings of the Human Figure, No. 403 and 404, denote him as the Achilles of the art. Mr. Wyatt has informed the rich world what ov.ght to be done, by his noble defigns this year : yet why fliould Mr. Wyatt give himfelf this trouble to prove his great powers and knowledge, when an ignorant Bricklayer can command all the bufinefs of the realm without any r The Sculpture, this year, is lamentably deficient ! This exhibition, on the whole, is fuch as indicates a rapid decay of that fpecies of merit, which conftitutes an able ar- tifl, our difciples in the national fchools of defign, are like our difciples in the varied fchools of morality and politenefs, chief- ly aiming at the acquifition of what a great mind w-ould con- fider as trivial, and altogether neglecting the nobler branches appertaining to the fcience. FINIS. Number II. THE ROYAL ACADEMICIANS. THE EXORDIUM. I T was on the primary day of April, 1794, P. M. that in a fit of folly, or in the abfcnce of thought, I took up (I prefumc it is unneceffary to add for the fir ft time) the re- nowned Jemmy Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson, and before I had perufed nine pages of that ineftimable and inimitable foporific, 1 began to dofc, and funk infenfibly into, what is termed, a found fleep. My eye-lids were no fooner clofed by the leaden fingers of Morpheus, than the imagination began to curvet, create, and embody images, with the moft unlicenfed luxuriancy, but the chaotic hurly burly of the over-heated fancy quickly refolved itfelf into the following vifionary arrangement. I conceived myfelf hurried by the fubtle agency of the fpirit to the Hall of the Royal Academy in Somerset Place. The confufion of my ideas antedated the point of time, and I imagined it was the precife evening when Mr. Benjamin West had the hardihood to aifume the Prefidential Chair, in confequence of Sir Joshua Reynolds having been gathered unto his fathers. SCENE, The Hall of the Royal Academy ernamenied with Antique Statues y &Cf John, Charles, and Mrs. M difiourfing in clofe Confabulation, the former holding a Tankard of Porter and a Toajt, and the latter reading The Observer. MISTAKES IN A FOG. During the fogs, fo prevalent In the courfc of the prefent feafon, the following fmgular and ludicrous miftakes oc- F ■ curred. { 38 ) currcd. and happy ^Ye we that no lives were loft; though fome of their reputations may luffer. Mr. Dun PAS. in his perambulation from Downing-ftrcet to Somerfct-place, rufhed, by millake, into a Recruiting OfHce, at Charing-Crofs, where a Serjeant was going to take him into cuftody, as a defcrtcr from the Grcnadiers.of an Independent Company in the .North, but was releafed, upon oath, that he never belonged to any Independent Corgi- pany whatever ! Mr. Shf.r 1 DAN, on his return from Drury-Lane Theatre, fell, unluckily, into a coal cellar, but the poor proprietors, fufpefting that he meant to pocket the coal^ collared the pa- triotic Legiflator, wlio curff"d them for not having a candle burning to warn paffengers of their danger. '* You are 3i pretty fellow," rejoined the dealer, ''• to prate about want- ing light ; why your nofe is a perpetual illumination,"— ^ *'• As i live," interrupted the wife, " it is Mr. Sheridan !'* " God blefs me," added her hufhand, " I beg your honor s pardon, if I had known you before, 1 certainly fliould have complimented you upon the light of your mind, and not upon your nafal advantages !" Miss F.-^PREN and Mr. Wroughton rufhed again ft each other, in the paffage leading from the Green Room to the Stage Door : as the l^dy was highly effenced, Mr. Wroughton exclaimed, " My God ! Mifs Fa:^rek, how powerfully you fmell." — " No, Sir," anfwered the Lady, with an air of candid pleafantry, " it is you th.3.tfm€ll ; / Jlink /" A certain vain female, who expends more raoney in pay- ing for the infertion of her mawkifli fonnets in Newfpapers and Magazines, than would keep a whole family, wander- ed, inadvertently, into a Paftay-Cook's fhop, inftcad of a Pawn-broker's ; to cover her confufion flie afked for fome tarts : " It ftrikcs me, Madam," faid the Shopkeeper, *• that any thing tart would not aftirnilate with the refined texture of yovir very delicate ftomach ; what do you think of a icw pu^s V N. B. /is our fcribbling ladies arc eager to catch at any event that may lead to notoriety, 1 think it ncceifary, to prevent their zealoully mifapplying this accident to them- felves, by informing the Reader, that the Sapho alluded to, \\2i%Jomt charafter, and can read without fpclling. Mr. Fox's fervant went into a furly Poulterer's fhop in Shepherd's Market, by miftakc ; '* My mafter requefts you'll ( 39 ) you'll keep him two of your beft turkics fof Chriftmas," fald the bewildered dome.ftic. — " And who is your maftcr?" rejoined the ariftocratic murderer of ducks : *• Why, Mr. Fox." — " Then tell your mafter, friend, that I think a few g^efe would anfwer his purpofe much better." Sir C B Y, while on the look out for a friendly dinner, miftook the geography of thp Metropolis, and edgt:d himfelf into No. 89, in Gracechurch-ftreet, with his locks hanging from the humidity of the atmofphere, lilce a river god ; when the Porters, not knowing him, en- quired, with fome folicitude, if he wanted Board and Jones; — look in his face, added a fhander by, and you'll perceive by the lineaments, that he wants l?oard and lodging. As Earl S r was wandering through the precinfts of Wapping, he (tumbled into an ale-houCe, in Anchor and Mope Alley, where a prefs-gang were regaling with flip and tobacco : *' Shiver my timbers," roared out one of the crew, " if this fellow did not run away, about a twelve- month ago, with a fcore more, from the good fhip Bri- tannia, when an Irifli Monk wanted to fire the ftore- I'oom." In confequence of this very ferious information, they fent for the Regulating Captain ; but his Lordfhip was releafed from that unpleafant ftatc of thraldom, by affirm- ing upon his honor, that he did not know the Jtsm from the Jlcrn of a fhip ! As the PaiNCTi was returning on foot from a vifitto Lady Clermont's, in Berkley-square, he loit his path in Picca- dilly, and turned into Downes, the Undertaker's (hop : — " Do you want any thing, Sir, in the funeral way ?" afkcd the Clerk. " No," replied his Highnefs, with his ufual good humour, " but I think 1 fhall trouble the pafifh with Si chrijlaiing next yenr,^' As a certain Attorney, who is accuftomed to flourifli in the vicinity of Pall-Mall, was hurrying through the Strand, he turned unwarily into a Portrait Painter's rcpofitory : — '• Now I am here," quoth the gentle Limb of the Law, *' you fl-iall do my likenefs." — " It will be no eafy talk,'* replied the Artift, looking him keenly in the face, " to make a good likenefs of you ; but fhall it be a head or a whole length ?" Why a head, to be fure, you ftapid fel- low," rejoined Mr, 0"i Tarn, '• when I have an inclination to have my whole length drawn, I can make interell eno,ugh at the Old Bailey, and have it performed gratis." V :i ^ As ( 40 ) As the Secretary of War was watching the movements of feme notorious Crimps in the City, he miffed his way, and obtruded upon a party of Stock-brokers in Exchange Alley : *' Do you trafEck in Loyig Annuities, Sir ?" afked one of the party ': " No," replied the ftrauger, *' I deal at prefent i» Jhort Lives /" JOHN. Have you heard the news, Mrs. M— — ? Mrs. M '■ . News, my dear John — no ! but what is it ? no Bow- Hrect bufmefs — none of the Students I hope, JOHN. Only a charge of robbery, that's all. Mrs.' M . Vel. I wow, if I did'nt think it would come to that, may I be fliot elfe ! — I always fufpefted that ragged dog with the black head of hair, though the^ told me he was a difci^ pie of Rowland Hill's, and prays more in a week, than he paints in a month : — fo here's to you. — \_drinks, JOHN. You're miflaken, Mrs. M ; a word in your ear — [whifpers~\ what think you of 'Squire Hamilton ? Mrs M 'Squire Hamilton ! Well, what will the world come to at laft — fuch wickednefs — a lay figure mayhap, or fomc copel varnifh, or the family prayer-book, or fome ultrama- rine ; as fure as can be, John, it might be the 'Squire that ftolc the bottle of Hock at the laft grand dinner, when the Prince made the Bifliop drink I and the French Duke ate fo heartily of the firloin of beef that I roafted in the ftore-cellar. JOHN. If you can poffibly ftop your clapper for one minute, Mrs. M , you fhall know the whole ftor)% — You muft know as how, that he v/as charged with the theft by '"Squire Barry, who charges 'Squire Hamilton with ftealing his drapery. Mrs. M . His drapery ! — poor man, I'm fure he has none to fpare — why he lives half his time wrapt in a blanket, like St. Bruno ; — he has not a coat in his wardrobe would fell for three fhillmgs in Monmouth-ftreet, except his brown and gold that he . leftures in, and that's too long for him by at kaft eighteen inches, JOHN, ( 4t ) JOHN. Godblefsthe woman, how fhe runs on ! — he has ftole up coat but a ftiift, Mrs. M — ^ . A fliift ! not from one of the 'Squire's Ladies, I hope ? JOHN. His Ladies, his gipfies you mean — but that's not the cafe -^it's from a Greek Virgin in the Great Room at the Art* imd Sciences. Zounds, here's the Secretary! fwelling like the Mayor's belly on the Ninth of November, aaid as red as a Turkey Cock. Enter Secretary Richards. -i— Here's a piece of work indeed ! all diforder and confu- fion ! What, I have broke up the Congrels, have I ?- — but damme, I'll do your bufmcfs — an old hat upon the fleeping lion ; a dirty petticoat upon the Venus de Medicis ; a nine inch rule upon the Niobe ; the whole duty of man by the Rhodian Bacchus ; an old bible on the Sybil ; a box of Leake's pills by the fkcleton ; a hatchet by the Salvator Mundi\ a pair of boots upon the Atalanta •, a crutch upon the dancing fawn ; a pair of bellows on the knife-grinder, and a dark lantern by the Pythian Apollo ! — by this light t have a ftrong inclination to cut off one of your heads, and place it on the Torfo. — Why don't ye wafli your faces, ye rude varlets ? Don't ye know, what all the world knows, that Mr. West is coming to-day to ajfame the Pre- fidential Ghair !— Damme Charles you are tinted on the vifage like an Iroquois favage j the ground is terra Sienna^ the middle tint gambouge, and the furface red lead ; you look like one of the Cyclops, red hot from the furnace of perdition. I will ufe ye as Tommy Harris does his fccnic Kings and Queens in July, fcatter ye upon the face of the earth, to become the fport of the community. — What is this I fmell ? a naggin of Booth's gin, and a pot of Whithread's entire, by this light ! ■ — Why zounds ye turn the abdomen into an organ of diftillation for liquid antipa- thies, and difcharge a hot beverage to poifon the canine fpecics ; ye thin your kindred without rcniorfc, and liopc to be happy while ye arc unnatural. You mufl mend your manners, ye Anthropothagi, or I'll fhovel ye out of the Academic precinfts, and ye Ihaillive, like the Pitt tribes, upon the national parifh, and beg your bread from the ani- mal you fcorn. Damme but ye are only fit to be the fub- jeas ( 42 ) je£ts of AttiU^ and eat hufks in a Gothic cell. By the am- ple fifl; of St. Luke I believe ye hate all arts but the art of eating, and in that TU match ye againft the Theffalian bulls, or the Theban beafl. At this period 1 conceived myfelf inftantaneoufly tranflat- ed to the Council Chamber, which appeared crowded with Students, remarkable bv their dirty faces and their ragged locks, to whom a modell female was delivering the follow- ing opinion ; after a flight inveftigation I difcovcred by her fymbols that the amiable ftranger was Truth ; clofc to her elbow on the right fide, was the Genius of Britain, who feemed more folicitous to be improved by her dogmas, than the Students, for whofe peculiar advantage it was delivered. —Thus the beautiful and accompli (hed Nymph began : Students of Design, I invoke ye to liften to my admonitions with that pati- ence and attention which 1 conceive the noblenefs of the theme demands. — I mean to arreft ye in the career of beilial ignorance, and bring ye into the luminous path of honor, but to efPeft this ye muft ftudy, and be otherwife than yc are :— the heights of glory were never attained by the inert. The deficiency of education, which charafterizes but too many of our Artifts, proves a material drawback on their advancement even in their own immediate profcfTion ; the difadvantages refulting from ignorance, are fo many, that the attempt to enumerate all were vain : yet 1 cannot difmifs this part of my criticifm fo lightly, as not to touch upoil fome of the mod prominent evils. He that has not a due portion of claflical knowledge, and fome acquaintance with the Belles Lettres, cannot poifefs that honorable confidence in himfelf, which is fo neceffary to the attainment of great obje6ls, and to the maturing a great defign ; he cannot be excellent ; he can only be what is termed clever, which is a vulgar medium betv/een worthlefihefs and renown ; for though his imagination may be inherently brilliant, yet that brilliancy will never be palpable, without the polifhing aids of previous document. Fine talents can render no man very eftimable, without the aid of a fine underftanding, and that can only be embellifhed by art : Nature often does much, but fhe cannot do enough, to make our exigencies and our agency uniformly agreeable to thofe who maintain lis with their wealth and proteft us with their power. Ability ( 43 ) Ability and difcretion mud journey in unifon, if the former cxpefts to have her dcfires gratified by focicty. I can ad- vance no rcafon fo potent, to account for the high fuperi- ority that is attributable to Michud Arn^elo^ but this, that his learning was as great as his genius, and being fo aptly united, have defeated all competition ; they both tended to eifeft, what neithei co Id iiave accompli fhed alone, inielligence does frequently, and fhould always ftrengrhen modefty and without the ex'orcife of modefty, none can be progreflively meritorious. That individual who can be, at any period of his being, completely fatisfied that he is excellent, will af- iuredly never excel. The fallibility of the moft. perfeft, is evident upon a deep inveftigation, aad if imperfeftion is annexed to fuch chaiafters, how crude muft be the preten- fions of thofe who have not been able to crawl up to the midway of common efteem ? Every perfon may be fo pure in thought as to befatisHed with their principles ; but none, except the vain and the mad, can be fatisfied with their per- formances : it is in the province of education to regulate fuch overweening vulgarities. Though i have never read any fatisfaftory treatife upon the principles of beauty, yet they who form their ideas upon this complicated fubjeft in the low walks of life, will unqueftionably be more erro- neous, than thofe who have fludied to elude deformity, and who, though not convinced that they are altogether right, are at lead confoled from the knowledge that they have the wifer part of the world in their favour. That calmnefs of thinking and grace of combination, fo univerfally admired in Nicolas Pouisin^ was the legitimate and fair iffue of claflic ftudy, without which he could not have embodied his fi- gures with challenefs, though he might have delineated them with precifion. The converfation and focial manners pf Angelica Kaujfman, involve as much of that fafcination and agreeablenels, as is fo charmingly yifible in her profef- fional works, and certainly fhe is indebted for all her at- traftions, in dialogue and painting, to that graceful mode of thought which is the fruit and confequence of a refined education. Had Mrs. Kauffinan been trained up as a coarfe female, fhe would have pofleffed all the native fire of her fancy, but none of that corre£tnefs of thought which ope-^ rates to chaften the offspring of a wild and unlicenfed ge- nius. A dairy-maid may be as beautiful in her anatomy as 4 Dychefsj yet the dairy-maid can only partially allure, by the ( 44 ) the animal properties of her body, but the Duchefs can rivet there fetters by her language, which were forged generally by her lovelinefs. Men of weak minds deceive themfelves into a fuppofition that what is locally praifed, will be commonly admired, and jthat what is acceptable to the million, wi.'l be equally rated by the icientific ! but in tiiis they are moft egregioufly de- ceiving themfelves, as nothing can be eventually approved, but what is originally recommended by fublime thinking. If our young adventuring Artifts fully knew all the multi- farious requifues for an ambitious Profeflbr, there is not one in a hundred hut would fhrink appalled from the profecu- Jlion of the meafure. I am frequently inclined to believe that many of them think it is as eafy to acquire a knowledge /Of the elements and praftife of the polite arts, as to fulfil the ufual obligations of a low mechanic : they incontinently jfeize the pallet and pencils, and commence daubing the faint femblance of their diftorted intimates, and then arro- gantly hope, that they may be clafTcd as a Vandyke or a Ti- tian, without any, or very little acquaintance with ofteology, Biyplogy, the doctrine of colours, the fubordination of tints, the enforcement of mafculine or feminine beauty, the prin- eiples of perfpeftive, or the fevere fuggeftions of unalterable truth !• When the Painters of the Italian schools introduced angels playing upon violins, and cherubs blowing the flute, to amufe the holy virgin, Saint Catherine, or any hallowed itinerant in a wildernefs, it was a moft egregious facrifice of all the noble energies of truth and probability, upon the polluted altars of blind bigotry : yet thefe violences offered to the juftice and majefty of propriety, did not fo imme- diately proceed from the want of education, in all the piftorial offenders, (fome of whom were fmgularly enlight- ened on temporal fubjccls,) as from the diflortion and per- Verfion of that knowledge by the influence of monkifh craft, who by cunningly and villainoufly combining fraud with terror, so wrought upon the capacities of fome, and the fears of all, that eventually truth became enveloped in the myfteries of the Church, and men either willingly or re- luctantly gave up v/hat they /t?r