THE LIBRARY OF THE OF LOS UNIVERSITY CALIFORNIA ANGELES M''^ ^0M '',' ''V' V"'" sifW "**. \.t A» ya^^ ^-.v, -^- , ikI»"*">j"'<'-''"-^'-,V ."*■ '.i c- ;v:-?v:-;.;:r;io.:'l^-rV ■m-*. STATION STUDIES STATION STUDIES BEING THE JOTTINGS OF AN AFRICAN OFFICIAL BY LIONEL PORTMAN LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO. 39 PATERNOSTER ROW, LONDON NEW YORK AND BOMBAY 1902 vr L^fe PREFACE. Lest wrath be aroused — and squandered — at the spectacle of an official dealing freely, and sometimes satirically, with his employer's affairs, I must mention that I no longer serve John Bull, and am therefore in as fair a position as any one to chaff him for his foibles. These, I feel almost convinced, will survive my book. " The Great War," it should be added, is, unlike the remaining stories and sketches, entirely unfounded on fact ; and, being con- ceived in a spirit of extravaganza, must not be taken to represent an actual or a possible state of affairs. Friction is no greater in Africa than in other parts of the world where official bodies come in contact. I have to thank the Editor of the Monthly Review for giving temporary lodging to a part of " My Day's Work," the first of a series of similar sketches projected in that magazine. L. P. 1C4354S CONTENTS. PAGE Eldala I My Day's Work— (1) A.M II (2) P.M 47 Hamis 84 A Coward — and His Courage 109 Shooting 142 The Great War i6a The Thin Man 2i8 The Accounts 247 L'Envoi 271 ELDALA. The Province of Lunda, though lying far in the heart of Africa among great wildernesses, and having the Equator for girdle, and the river of the Pharaohs for its northern gate, is not, I hold, to be called lightly, as people of no delicacy have presumed to call it, a " sink," a " swamp," an " out-of-the-way sort of place ". I will admit that it is quiet ; that it is local ; that it does not contain, or even he near, one of those hives named with too much courtesy towns, where every man lives like a bee in a dark unlovely cell. I will even go further and confess that some of its more distant stations might seem to those of the hive " isolated " and " outlandish ". But to apply any such insults as these indiscriminately to the whole Province would be an outrage both upon the truth and upon courtesy, which I could not readily pardon ; and especially will I fly out against any who use them of the near parts of the country where the rivers flow eastward, or of my own district and station, Eldala. For who, after all, but one who has long been tenant of such a station can possibly have the nice sense of proportion necessary to judge whether it be isolated or the reverse ? No one, I should imagine, who is not thus quahfied by continual residence at, and knowledge of, the place can pronounce with any I 2 STATION STUDIES weight upon a matter so essentially local. And as I have indicated my own opinion pretty clearly, it may seem a waste of time to confute any others or even mention their existence. Nevertheless I will so confute them, in order to render their imbecility the more apparent, and put the matter beyond doubt. This, I find, can be very easily done. To those who call Eldala " outlandish " I have only to quote the fact on which they base their argument, namely, that the station lies four hundred miles from the Indian Ocean, to prove its absurdity. How, I should like to know, can any place be called outlandish that Hes so near, nay almost alongside, that great highway of the world ^ One need hardly say anything more on a point so obvious. But to put it beyond dispute I will just add that a railway runs from that highway within a few yards of my door, and by bringing me my mail within a month from St. Martin-le-Grand settles the matter for all time. Outlandish ! The word is ludicrous. The term " isolated " is equally unhappy, and its unreason equally obvious. For if no less than three white men — I myself, the Bwana 'Mkiibwa ^ ; the Doctor who is, so to speak, part of the station ; and an English trader who has his house of merchandise close at hand — all make the place their permanent abode, it can scarcely, I should think, be considered lonely or unfrequented. If there be any further doubt upon the matter, I may add that, besides this important white community, Eldala is the home of 1" Great Chief," i.e., principal officer of the district — District Officer. ELDALA 3 many other men of a different but none the less estim- able hue. There is Nawab AH of the Punjab, a great merchant, who lives by the railway station, thence selling ghi, curry-stuff, and rice to its myriad coolies. There is the station-master, Sujan the Babu, his two signallers, and other odd men. There is a gang of a dozen coolies only a mile down the line. And apart from all these leading citizens of the place there are often above a hundred native " boys " in waiting upon the merchants ; not to speak of my own staff of mail porters, " local labourers " and " transport men " ; my head man, interpreter, and carpenter ; and my Com- pany of the Lunda Rifles — one hundred and ten bold Swahilis ; as well as the Doctor's staff, of smaller but still of notable size. Isolated! Why, the place is a centre of busy life. What can be more central, I should like to know, than a district whose northern border I cannot visit without crossing the Equator ? Well, that point is finally settled, I think ; and we can go on to observe the place in detail. My house, to render its superiority to those in the hives still more pronounced, is not sandwiched like ordinary street houses between a number of fellows of equal size, with a view of similar houses and a great lack of light, air, and space. It stands upon a low hill overlooking a plain and a lake of a dozen miles square. It lives in its own grounds — two or three acres girt about with a stout wall and ditch, named in the language of the country the boma. It is of three rooms, stoutly built of stone, plastered on the outside with red clay and on the inside with a dressing of chalk. It is twice roofed, first with a thick bed of 4 STATION STUDIES earth laid on reeds across great beams ; and secondly above that with a saddle of thatch. The latter, be- striding the whole house and resting on wooden pillars which stand out beyond its walls, forms a verandah on all four sides. The floor of this verandah, as of the rooms, is raised two steps above the level of the ground, to be free of all damp and miniature floods in the rainy season. And the rooms themselves, thus guarded by wall, roof, and verandah against both sun and rain, are laid side by side with full use of the abundant land available, and so loftily built as to let plenty of cool air muster under their ceilings. On the stone floor stand a table or two and a few long folding chairs. The white walls are decorated with horns — eland, harte-beest, water-buck and antelope — besides a few long spears, the gift of my tribe, the Marai. The fireplaces are broad enough to contain great logs of juniper on chilly evenings. And, for the rest, both doors and windows, which are indeed not windows but gaps, equipped, in the absence of glass, with the hds of effete packing-cases, all look towards the setting sun ; because in dry times a great wind blows out of the East, bearing with it a whole sky of dust ; and this would speedily make sand-bags of the King's servants, did they not turn their backs upon it and solidly wall it away. Beside the house, at a little distance, but still within the boma, stands the office. This is a lower but in other ways similar building, of two rooms — the outer for Manuel, the clerk, who has to endure the first buffetings of that sea, the public, for me ; and the inner my own private sanctuary, open only to those ELDALA 5 who are able to pass through the sieve, Manuel. Here is the shrine of justice, the seat of government, the fountain of all order and peace, the hub and axle- box of the district ; a place of pains and terror for evil-doers, but of security and redress for all good men. Behind the office and the house stands a row of meaner buildings, framed in the same style, but without windows, and with doors always locked. These are the stores — for grain, tools, rifles, ammunition, equip- ment and tents; and for trade-goods, i.e., the beads, cloth, etc., which are the currency of the tribe. Lastly, alongside these stand the kitchen and boys' huts — mere hovels of stone admitted by me and all who have occupied Eldala to be a disgrace to any Govern- ment, and best left unvisited. And over all the flag- staff tapers — and shakes horribly in a breeze — the whole forming a fine symbol of the Crown's omni- potence and sign that it cannot die. From the fact that it contains all these buildings the doma derives a somewhat complex character. For it combines within its walls the traits of a garrison, an arsenal, a police court and a temple, a market ajid a customs house, a place of justice and a private garden. Every day at dawn, noon, and evening the bugle blows there, testifying to the presence of brave Swahili warriors, who — on paper — might defend it against any odds, but in practice would fly at the smallest provocation. Every night sentinels are posted, more for form than necessity, at the gate and four comers of the wall ; whence at intervals they shout to each other and to the dim wastes about them, " A — ll's well," parrot-like, and without much idea of the 6 STATION STUDIES phrase's meaning, but uttering it nevertheless accord- ing to orders, whether it be true or false, and so upholding the boma's character as a formidable garri- son by night as well as by day. This aspect of the place is supplemented by the arms and ammunition store ; which, containing a couple of hundred rifles or more — all of a reverend and dignified age, Sniders, Martinis and the like — together with a thousand rounds or so for each type, adds the impression of an arsenal to that of a garrison. And the respect thus inspired is intensified by the office, a place which frowns as darkly as the Old Bailey upon evil-doers. But not only by the office. For my house incites an awe fully as deep as any criminal court, and much more extensive. Why } Because it is girt with bastions or loop-holed for rifles } No. Simply because I live there, the Bwana 'Mkubwa, who, though I may not be actually related to 'Ngai (God), unquestionably come from a country neighbouring his ; and have learnt from him to do wonders beyond the power or understanding of common men. How else, for example, can I and my fellows have invented the smoking horse which draws gharris without fatigue, or the awful biinduki (rifle) which can slay at a thousand yards .-' How else can a man tell by a tiny machine where the sun should be in the sky, and by a piece of paper when the time of rains is at hand ? No, there is some power greater than human behind all this : it is beyond the comprehension of plain men. So when I ask them to explain my Lee- Metford's performances, or the workings of my watch, they grin with amazement and chuckle, " It is 'Ngai ". ELDALA ; And so my dwelling gains the character of a god's dwelling, and the boma that of its precincts. Yet it is no place of terror for the innocent. Men come thither daily with no fright at all to sell grain for beads or cattle for cloth. Those who desire a customs house rather than a market enter freely to pay their dues ; indeed we welcome them with open arms — how else shall a revenue be gleaned from the land .^ Litigants bring their suits to me without hesitation — would that they did not! — and with as much reliance on my judicial acumen and honesty as have some people on that of the House of Lords. And those of the tribe who are my personal friends come with as little ceremony into my house and office as into each other's homes ; chaffing me at my work ; fingering, open-eyed, my dearest properties ; or tast- ing with never-ending astonishment my wonderful food. Add that the motto over the gate would read, if it were written, not, as in neighbouring parts of Africa, " Here lives a bully with a big stick who will beat me if I do not avoid him ; " but, " Here hves a friend whom I can trust, but who will use me horribly if I give him cause ; " and there you have the attitude of the boma towards the world that requires food, justice, commerce, redress, chastisement, or peace. To me in conclusion, it is, besides a place of busi- ness, also a garden and resort in times of leisure ; not indeed fulfilling my ideas or one quarter of them as to the proper nature of such a retreat, but satisfying to some degree the needs of an African whose memory runneth not to the contrary. Regarded in this light, its chief drawback is, that the individual who cares 8 STATION STUDIES for his garden must never forget that he is primarily an official in charge of a fort. So that though the personal heart of him may desire to plant trees about his house, the official brain has to remember that in case of attack, unlikely though it be, he will need a clear space from which to direct his fire. And though the person may like to plant flowers, the official will have so little time to give them that they are doomed very soon to fade away. At Eldala, in any case, the boma is but a poor flower garden, because it is set among a hill country and the soil is stony and unkind. But it is a place where the grass is at least tended to the point of decency in contrast to the rankness of the ungoverned plain without ; and up the pillars of the verandah and the palings which join them, a cloud of creeping nasturtium has spread its soft films of green and scarlet flowers, hiding entirely the hard lines of the house in rainy seasons, and living bravely even through dry times by the care of Hamis, my much-enduring boy, and bearer of water. Outside the boma gate, to the southward, where the ground slopes gently away to the plain below, there are ranged about a square the prison, the barracks, the hospital, and the Doctor's house ; all buildings of solid stone, one-storied, double-roofed, cooling to the eye without, and within defiant of the fiercest heat. Eldala is, indeed, rich in such buildings. Other stations may be poorly furnished with mere sheds of wattle and thatch, and some may be even so ill-found that their tenants, though hard-working servants of the King, must risk fever and death by living in them. But we, at any rate, are able to grin comfortably at the ELDALA 9 heat and other ills outside from the shelter of massive roofs and walls. And, more than this, we are not a little proud of the beauty of our buildings and their symmetry of design. For the sad grey stone and soft bosoms of thatch accord well with each other, and with the staring lights of the country about us; cind there is a dignity in their form and appearance which catches the admiration of the white man as well as the reverence of the black. The pity is that their comeliness cannot always continue. Even now the Doctor, who, to my mind, should not be allowed building money at all, vows that he will use corru- gated iron, should he ever be given the means for setting up his new dispensary. And to make the prospect still darker, there is a terror that this violent device will some day be forced upon us by the powers that be as the one true faith of builders ; in which case Eldala will become as one of the cities of the plain — to wit, the railway stations, which are already the eye-sore of this part of Africa. The time passes quietly enough in these latter years. For no tribe in my district, and few in any other part of the Province, have any taste now for further differences with the 'Mzitngu (European). His power is coming to be reckoned unquestionable, miraculous indeed, by most men, now that it is fully known ; and though he still keeps his station armed and policed, on the alert for turmoil, he has little need except m a few half-tamed districts for any- thing but tact and vigilance in his dealings. At the worst he will only be called upon to act as Chief Constable, not as Field Marshal. And though the 10 STATION STUDIES savages who call him bwana may, as do mine, appear to be constantly on the brink of war, walking stealthily in single file whenever they move abroad, and carrying spears of monstrous length and sharpness, they gener- ally have little in their character of the terrible implied in their name and demeanour. The Marai, at any rate, are far more inclined to tend peacefully the thousands of sheep and cattle, which are their wealth, than to any fighting or rebellion. Sometimes the old passion for raiding their neighbours may break out, and they will come to me asking leave to indulge it. But when, as a matter of course, I refuse to allow this, the chiefs who rule the tribe accept and enforce my ruling with ready though perhaps with melancholy obedience. None but the outlying families, which I cannot visit owing to the work of the office, give me any anxiety ; and then only because they may forget my power and go raiding without my leave. The loyalty of the tribe as a whole is assured. And their four or five hundred spears and wonderful quickness in the field are a source of confidence rather than fear ; for we can always rely on them as auxiliaries if we need their help, to subdue or punish more unruly subjects. The days, then, pass without serious worry, though not without the need of constant vigilance. Peace- fully, if with little change ; rapidly, because they are consumed by business ; contentedly, if too seldom lightened by the coming of white men. II MY DAY'S WORK. A.M. I. At six o'clock, when I am aroused by the bugle and look from my window, the dawn is just breaking through a sky of passing shadows, surely and gradu- ally winning to victory, but as yet unable to chase them quite away. Dark clouds still hold their own above ; a chaplet of mist rests upon each mountain peak ; a grey veil floats over the lake ; the plain lies hid beneath a robe of haze. For a moment darkness lingers, fading but not defeated, and the light grows but slowly to its strength. Then the moment passes, and with a joyous sudden charge the day is upon us. Rosy lights flash out across the sky ; the mists fade swiftly into space, revealing a sheet of glittering water, mile upon mile of tanned prairie, and behind all a range of grim mountains. From every corner of heaven the last shadows are caught aside like a curtain : infinite blue dimmed by the tawny glare of day takes their place, and I know that far behind me in the east the sun, spurning all gorgeous ceremony and flinging his crimson robes about him, has stepped forth to run his course, fully and vividly astir within a moment of his rising. As yet, however, he has but httle power of heat 12 STATION STUDIES to shed, and there is a hint of frost in the air, which makes me shiver as I pass along the verandah to urge Hamis to action. We stand five thousand feet above the sea at Eldala ; and the sun, for all that he can bake us to 120° at mid-day, can do little at this early hour to change the 45° of the night and unborn morning. As a result of this I am in a mood to call down fire from heaven on any who fall short of their duty ; and until the natural sources of warmth gain ground it is very unwise for my boys to provoke me. Nevertheless they frequently take the risk, and this morning is one selected by them for a trial of my patience. There is no smoke or sign of life about their huts. They are asleep half an hour longer than my law allows. " Hamis," I call — with toleration as yet : he may just be astir. No answer ; he is not. " Hamis," I repeat, still calmly, but with such acids in my tone as will consume him if awake. A long pause. Then the ineffably drowsy sound — " S-a-h." He hears me, but only in his dreams — an unsafe environment at such a time. "Hamis!" " 'Ndio, bwana (Yes, sir) ? " is queried slowly and with some surprise. The dreams are passing. '^Majimoto; w/^j-j-/ (Hot water ; hurry up)." This is thundered, and awakes him thoroughly to the sense of panic and impending disaster which I desire him to feel. " 'Ndio, bwana; baada kidogo (Yes. sir ; directly. MY DAY'S WORK 13 sir)," he snaps back with an air of reassurance and concihation intended to persuade me that he has for long been watching my interests and the water boils. It does not ; the fire is not even laid. I rate him soundly for a few minutes, to his great terror and temporary improvement ; then return to feast my eyes on the great scene before me. The sun is soon on his way, gathering power with each rushing step, and pouring abroad a flood of light as he hastens up the sky, with a promise of white heat in later hours. The lake, under his rule, has changed in hue from iron to steel, from steel to silver, from silver to unruffled glass ; till now at length in the still radiance of the morning it is able to drink in and flash back with unerring accuracy every line of the clean- cut mountains that guard it, every tree and feather of the papyrus brakes that fringe it, every film of the soft flesh-tinted clouds. Far away round its shores, and round each of the islands that float upon its central waters, it shows a deep duplicate of reed and rock, bank and bush, and in the midst a sky as bright and vivid as that above. Only on the hither side of its broad face, near to the hill from which I am looking, is there any dimness to spoil the mirror. Here, right up to the rocks beneath my feet, and stretching far out into the deeper waters, there lies a great garden of water-lilies, whose broad leaves roof the surface against all light, and carry the lines of the sweeping prairie out beyond the shore. Here are great purple blossoms opening from their sleep as the sun touches them ; here too clusters of white egrets sunning them- selves after their morning bath : and all along the 14 STATION STUDIES waterside tribes of birds — teal, coot, spoon-bill, ducks, geese, and a hundred more — fluttering from bay to bay, splashing, feeding, playing among the shallows. A fat white pelican is waddling through a bank of mud in search of food. Beyond him a line of white flamingoes stalk arrogantly, apart from the common herd, on a cape which they have made their own. Guinea-fowl call and chatter from the bushes close at hand, and a bell-bird rings his strange notes among the larger trees behind them. To the brown caked shore too comes a string of huge hump-backed cattle, filing slowly over the bright green marsh-land into the water, to cool their lips before the sun becomes too hot for movement. Behind them, on the edge of the plain, hundreds of scattered sheep and a senate of thoughtful donkeys crop busily at the rich grass of the meadows. A few herds of goats, a team of mules, and a pony or two are dotted here and there amongst them, making the most of their pasture while the dew still hangs heavy upon it. And when I take a telescope and scan the long plains which sweep away, on the right to a low line of jagged hills, on the left to a gaunt volcanic peak, I can see a host of varied kinds of game. Quite close at hand are two herds of gazelle boldly feeding in the open, the broad fringe of black from shoulder to loin plainly distinguishable on their rich brown coats ; a few fisi ^ are slinking cautiously home after their night feast of camp remnants ; a pair of bustards are quarrelling angrily over food. Further away, close to a belt of trees, stand half a dozen brick-red \Hyena. MY DAY'S WORK 15 'mpala ; ^ beside them a cluster of grey zebra, whose dim rounded outlines suggest through the haze a cloud at rest upon the plain ; and still further, in the open ground, a score of tawny harte-beest, guarded at each corner of their pasture by a sentinel on the alert for danger. Beyond them again are more and more gazelle, more and more clouds of zebra ; a knot of water-buck moving slowly among the trees which line the river ; and just within the glass's utmost sight a dark spot of black, which by all the laws of Africa should mean a pair of ostrich. After a long look at this scattered assembly of the plain, I turn to the day's business. The water has at length boiled. I dress speedily in the thinnest of flannels and take my chhota hazri (tea, toast, and bananas) in the verandah. Hamis attending me too closely, as he always does when anxious to propitiate me for his sins, receives a rough reminder of his error, and retires to his right place round the corner, within a call. Another offender also forgets that the hour of breakfast is not one of peace and goodwill to all men with me, and barely escapes condign penalties, in the person of Mahamadi Winyamwezi, askari (native soldier), who, being in charge of a chain-gang en route to the lake for water, unwisely suffers it to lag and even to stop for a while in conversation before my very eyes. I am up a little earlier than usual this morn- ing, and he does not think of me. He chats to another askari who is passing, gazes carelessly over the lake, chats a little longer, yawns, and is actually on the point to sit down, when suddenly he turns towards the boma, ' A larger type of antelope frequenting thin bush country. i6 STATION STUDIES and behold I am standing up to look at him! I can see him positively shake, here at eighty yards' distance, as he hastens to urge his charges to movement ; and he almost breaks into a run as he drives them on their way out of my sight. A second offence of that sort and Mahamadi will infallibly suffer hamsi-assharini (twenty-five), the last penalty of the law. Breakfast finished, I issue flour, sugar, and oatmeal sufficient for the day's needs to 'Mpishi (cook), who is a Swahih and has no eighth commandment, nor would obey it if he had ; and then at half-past seven it is time for the day's work to begin, and I stroll to the office with a cigarette and a comfortable sense of independence and virtue. I want you to understand this very clearly, whose daily fate it is to rise early, snatch a fleeting breakfast, and spur in hot haste and steaming crowds to the city. I stroll to my office. It lies ten yards from my front door. I can smoke there without interrup- tion. My work is done as, when, and in what raiment I please. And if it languishes for a moment I have but to pass from my chair to the window to see a land blazing with light, and rich with life of plant, bird and beast ; a sky that is never clouded, majesty of hills, the flash of silver water, and long dignity of the rolling plain. In the outer room of the office Manuel, a man of Goa, is already at his desk, making out forms and documents of all sorts for a horde of Indian traders who stand at the door, desiring to pass their goods into Lunda. With affected reverence and real fear and malice in their eyes, they break off their murmur of MY DAY'S WORK 17 talk as I approach, scatter, and salute me gravely. Hosain, head man of the station, who is Joseph to me Pharaoh, a long, lean Somali, daintily apparelled in white linen garments and patent leather boots ; and Majaliwa bin Suhman, Swahili orderly, by nature's de- sign an ape, by man's and a blue uniform turned into a peacock, to himself an idol, to me Ariel and scapegoat in one, leap from their seats like corks from a pop-gun to do me honour. I acknowledge their greetings, have a host of papers thrust into my hands by Manuel, and pass into the inner shrine, thereby relieving the assembly, who promptly resume their seats. For some reason or other I can never enter the inner room at this hour without expecting to see the ghost of a former chief seated in the Bwana ' Mkubwas chair. Long ago laid in the grave by fever, his memory will yet live long in the minds of all who served with him, so wintry were his tempers and so summer-like in proportion his gentler moods. Perhaps it is because the former were more shrewd and nipping in the early morning than at any later period of the day that I seem to see his image more clearly then than at any other time. He would be sitting, as I entered the room, overwhelmed in a great snow of work, ominously silent, and plainly in a very brittle mood. How the world went with him — for there were many degrees in this mood — you could soon tell from his greeting. If he had not broken his fast he could say " Morning," and often would, though it was with an obvious effort. But after breakfast he seemed unable to trust himself in speech, and all white men who approached him had to be contented with a barely perceptible nod, unless, 2 i8 STATION STUDIES that is, they came on matters of business. In that event he was a different man. He showed himself able to speak, not only with absolute composure and with a smooth icy poHsh, but even at times with geniality and a smile. The latter, indeed, he held to be a necessary supplement to, if not actually part of his official duty, and he was most punctilious in producing it when required, though it was only by a powerful forcing of the lips that he managed to do so ; and even then the eyes remained set like steel, as though trying to compensate by their awful stillness for the back-slidings of the mouth. But he did smile. And no business man could possibly demand more. I think the natives who were about him would have liked him to attempt less ; for it was upon them naturally that the full force of his rage, rendered all the greater by confinement, would afterwards burst. At any rate none of them ever liked to be seen by him during the morning ; and even I, who soon grew to understand his moods, and learnt to converse with him by signs rather than speech, felt no real confidence in being within his reacfi before mid-day. After that hour, however, the whole man began to change. Luncheon was the first point in a journey of improvement which lasted till a late hour of the night A deep but gentle melancholy took the place of his anger as he ate ; and he would talk with gloomy resignation of the changes and chances of the service — the iniquity of such and such a promotion, the im- possibility of getting leave, the unfitness of men with whom he had quarrelled for their posts. About the beginning of the afternoon's work he cast even this MY DAY'S WORK 19 off, brightened in temper and countenance, and showed some faculty of long-suffering in his decisions. If things prospered he even acquired a grim humour and occasionally laughed — litigants always strove to have their suits postponed till three o'clock. The inepti- tude and baseness of the natives with whom he had to deal tickled the cynic in him. The number and weight of his tasks became at times so huge as to fill him with amusement and goodwill. And the end of office hours bringing him relief, leisure, and the calm- ing influence of tea, he so progressed gradually from strength to strength till at length by the time of " pegs " and pipes he was a spring of hilarity and good stories, revelling in the day's humours, breaking his hearers with the strain of continuous laughter, and convincing all who came near him that he could never again by any possibility frown. The next morning would speedily show the fallacy of this conviction ; for then he would be once more as formidable a ruffian as ever, full of terrible silences or savage abuse of the world about him. Yet one soon came to judge him by the evenings rather than the mornings of his life. And taking him at his worst, he was never so ill to bear with as another bwana of whom I have heard, who could by no means whatever be induced to break silence except officially until the end of the day. Nor so embarrassing a companion as that notorious fellow — gifted with a temperament something similar — who had the happy practice of ex- claiming, at the cheeriest point of a cheery evening, when the day's events were passing under humorous review and all moods were softened in a mist of amity, 20 STATION STUDIES " Yes, it was a stormy morning, wasn't it ? Puff — puff. By gad, old chap — puff, puff — how I loathed you this morning ! " II. Accounts, correspondence, law-suits — which shall I take first this morning ? The correspondence strikes me as the most unpleasant task, and, therefore, the first to be tackled. I settle down to finish some long outstanding letters and answer those which have just come in. Of the many waiting for my reply one in particular has been shouting to me for days, " You must answer me," while I have as often returned, " Not so ; you may wait till to-morrow ". It relates to the case of Private Mongorora bin Hassan, of the Company of Lunda Rifles in my charge, who has created an in- soluble problem. At the present moment he is lamentably useless to the King, owing to a legion of disorders, pronounced by the Doctor incurable ; and I wish to discharge him. But this apparently cannot be done in a moment, if at all. Once upon a time Mongorora was a deserter ; then he was recaptured, found to be ailing, re-made in hospital, taken back into the ranks, and given the wages of his calling from that date onwards. Now he is what a young Ameri- can of my acquaintance (a man, of course) once described to me as a " goner for keeps ; " and to retain and pay him as a soldier of Edward VII. would be to waste twenty-two excellent rupees belonging to the latter every month. Yet, despite this waste, and MY DAY'S WORK 21 for all His Majesty's apparent power, he cannot, as it seems, say to and of the man, " Go ; and he goeth ". When I write to the officer commanding Lunda Rifles and recommend his discharge, he is all afire with indignation, and snorts back that it is impossible. " No," he writes, you cannot discharge a man who deserted. Mongorora deserted on March 21, and ceased from that date to be part of the army." " But he was taken back," I reply. And the cor- respondence proceeds on the following lines : — O.C.L.R. " He should not have been taken back." Self. " He was." O.C.L.R. " That is a mistake on your part, which must not occur again. As it is I shall probably be compelled to bring it to the notice of H.M. Chief Commissioner." Se/f. " I regret the error. But civil officers placed in charge of military work cannot be expected to be infallible. The man was taJ