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Canto 2 .... 35. Canto 3 69. PART I. LEGENDARY. The Grey Baron.... u\i 101. Pen-yr-Voel.. 109. Kynaston's Cave... 118. Llunck-Llys...........-.v....... ..<... 127. PART II. 3 ....... INCIDENTAL. Ode for Shakspeare's Birth-day 143. Dirge, for the same occasion.... .151.- To Thomas Spring... -......<..<...... . 154. A. R. Gilchrist 159. The Ring........... 163. The Brooch.... 165. CONTENTS. PAGE. Pastoral Epistle 167. The Bee 173. The Barometer; or fair and changeable 175. To Thomas Yates, with a Shakspeare 178. My Boxen Bower 181. The Blackcap.................................... 183. To Thomas Yates...........:.;......: 185. Melancholie 189. Verses in Mr. Parkes's Cell, Shrewsbury 190. Shenstone's Yew... 191. Song : (air " Pinkey hoose." )....... 193, Song : (air " Peggy Bawn.") 194. The Missletoe , 196. Monody: Oswestry School 198. On the night of my Birth-day 207. "O Nancy wilt thou gang wi* me," Latine redditum. 210 Responsio per amicum 212. Somnium amantis. ......, * 214. Inscription for Linnaeus* Urn. 216. Iascriptiou uwler a, purple Beech 217. CONTENTS. PART III. HUMOROUS. PAGR. The Lawyer seeking a Saint; a Tale 221. Prometheus, done into doggrel } a Tale... . . . . . 237. The Wedding-Shoes ; a Tale 252. Old Nick... 259. Prologue for a Farce 266. Epilogue for Prado Theatricals 268. To Mrs. Reynolds, with a goose 270. Ode of Horace, Burlesqued. , . . 273 Myself and Echo : a dialogue 276. Farewell to the Muse 283. TO MT FRIEND DOVASTON On his Metrical Romance of Fitz-Gwarin*. Cambria, thy harp too long untouch'd hath been, Save by the mountain-wind's far-roving wing That waves the fern on Bkxidden, light and green, It's sweet notes swelling On each trembling string. But Dovaston has borne it from the wild, To ring in halls where G war ink's sons abide, Their daughters smiled to hear his prelude* tried, And hail'd him early Fancy's wayward child. A bolder note he strikes; the Cmsi attends, Uprise the tow'rs of Whittingtoji spell-wrought, While o'er his harp the lovely Clarice bends, And tempers mildly sweet each glowing thought. Listen his lays, for, while they vibrate clear, Past age's clouds roll off, and distant times appear. JR. Rviakcs. London,' Nov. 18 is. TO THE REVEREND CHARLES ARTHUR ALBANY LLOYD, A. M. RECTOR OF WHITTINGTON, SALOP, THE BALLAD OF IS INSCRIBED, BY HIS FRIEND, JOHN F. M. DOVASTON. Nursery, Westfelton, Salop, May, 1811. . jftt?- " Where oft we sit an hour or so " To talk of tales of wit or woe.: "And when the revellers retire *' Loud summon'd by the sounding quire, " While you unto the hall advance " To mingle in the merry dance, " I'll pace with pensive Albany " The gallery of tapestry, " And hear his tender tale reveal'd, " While list'ning Marion stands conceal'd. " The gallery nbw pass you through, " And back unto the village go : " My trusty servant at the gate, Instructed well, shall for you wait, " And when the shades of ev'ning lour, " Lead Marion to the eastern tow'r, " Refreshment and repose to take; " (The window, see, looks o'er the lake) " When all is safe you then may come " And join us in the concert-r.oom." ( 19 ) The distant moon now raised her head; ;o.l O'er massy clouds highnturreted, i As hack did Wrenoc pass; The eastern tow'r reeeiy'd her beam That shew'd the window's fluted frame, And glinted on the glass. (But ivy now at ; eve receives The moonbeam ;on its' glossy leaves.) ' i : And Albany beheld it clear, \ ; Returning now the castle near, And as it rose the tow'rs between, He gaz'd delighted on the . scene.: He heard the distant swell and fall Of music from the concert-hall, Whence, thro' the branched windows high, The glimmering tapers met his eye. A soul had he that joy'd to flow To music with enraptur'd glow, Whether in bursts and lively strains Of crowded harmony she reigns, Or plaintive melody she sings While notes of sorrow load her wings, ( 20 ) Load her wings with tears she stole While comforting some sorrow'd soul. So, musing, mingles he among Of knights and nymphs the brilliant throng. The seats are set, The hall is met With barons bold and ladies fair; With dazzling rays The tapers blaze; The minstrels and the bards are there. In splendid rows around the hall The guests are seated near the wall; Exalted high the choral throng, To strike the string, and send the song. And ever anon resounds A The tuner's dissonance of soundsj Writhing and twanging as they stretch The shrilly note of pitch to reach; And now and then some favorite bar Is slightly touch'd with careless air; Or, dimly heard, some running trill, To trj'the harp or shew the skill ( 21 ) The strings are swept with hasty throw, Half lost in busy buzz below. Silent at length the chorus sate, And for Fitz-Gwarine's coming wait; Who entering now the gladden' d hall Full burst the voices harps and all In chorus, from (he lofty arch, Thus, to " The Men of Harlech's March." 0e to anuonp. .'..',. . ...... >. \ I (Welsh Air harmonized. - Gorhoffedd Gioyr Harlech.) i t \vm-/. O Harmony , from Heav'n decendedfb . .'v Soaring first when Chaos ended-, < j. "> And through Time and Space extended, Heaven's first decree; Pleasure's exultation, . Sorrow's consolation, Thou'rt the gloiv That Poets know r I From rich imagination, ( 22 ) The very soul itself refining, All that's great and good combining, God, and man, and angels, joining Hail thee, Harmony. Music breathes the lover's story, Wakes in war the soldier's glory, Leads in peace the dance before ye, Merry maidens gay; Social friends endearing, Lonely hermits cheering, Winter's gloom, And Summer's bloom With richest rapture peering; O Spirit, thou to man befriending, Past the poic'r of thought extending, Countless worlds in order blending, Heav'nly Harmony. Ceas'd the song, the harps are hush'd Save where the tight'uing screws adjust Some vagrant string the raptur'd bard In extacy had struck too hard. ( 23 ) With many an air, and many a song Delighted sat the listening throng; Pleas'd the merry notes to mark That mock'd " the rising of the Lark,'* As tho' untimely he'd hegun To meet ere morn ** the rising Sun." Nor pleas'd them less the plaintive strain " The Dying Bard of Garreg-wen;" And that, the melancholy lay Of Morva Rhuddlan's" fatal day. Tho' some (I ween of cour se r - soul) Untouched by Music's fine controul, Or dully dos'd or senselss sat Goading the next with idle chat. Not such was Albany, whose nature Now beam'd confess'd in ev'ry feature, As oft, in sweet delight entranc'd, Around his greedy eyes he glanc'd Eager amid the virgin train, Looking some kindred glance to gain, Nor look'd he long nor look'd in vain For round the brilliant-taper'd room The snowy- vested virgins bloom, } ( 24 ) Soft, to the song, their bosoms swell, < And, breathing, ev'ry cadence tell. The stranger Wrenoc too was there, Of lofty port and brow severe, Tho' sooth, a wand'ring warrior he That little car'd for minstrelsey. But who the maid of sable eye That blooms yon crimson curtain nigh? Is it the curtain's crimson flush That lends her cheek that lovely blush ? Is it the waxen taper's light That lustres in her eye so bright? Blushes her bosom's kerchief fair To see itself outwhiten'd there? And has some Fairy's magic pow'r Her shape with beauties angel'd o'er? No there no borrow'd charms are shewn, Thy beauties, Clarice, are thy own. Clarice now commands my song, Clarice, she unnam'd so long, ( 25 ) The nymph so May and mild, Majestic, gen'rous; free adress, But female'd all with loveliness, Bespeaks the noble maid no less Than great Fitz-Gwarine's child. The painter that with mimic power Affects to ape the op'ning flower Or limn the luscious fruit, When touch'd with all his curious care. With nature's self the piece compare, Alas! how poor they suit. Yet poorer suit my lifeless lays To tell of lovely Clarice praise; So elegant her form, As if Prometheus, old and sly, Had touch'd with taper from the sky The marble maid of Medici, And made it flush and warm. But what avail the vermil cheek, Or brows that ringlets wreathe; Or what the braided tresses sleek, And breasts that balmly breathe, ( 26 ) Did not each Virtue, mansion'd there, Enkindle bright the whole, And fling on ev'ry feature fair The sunbeams of the soul ! And, Clarice, such a heart was thine That brightly bade each virtue shine When following far thy noble sire, Who fled a haughty monarch's ire, (And, tho' unblemished with blame, Was forc'd to bear a borrowed name) To cheer him with thy filial smile O'er Ocean, Continent, and Isle, While won and lost, and lost and won Was his domain at Whittington. And now but doubtfully restor'd He seeks again his household board. Still duteous in his train art thou Smiling to smoothe his harrass'd brow. Still symphonied was many a song With native music rich and strong, > Whose melodies so sweet and clear We still delighted love to hearj ( 27 ) For judgment chaste must ever own Thy pow'r, Simplicity alone, Untrick'd with all the flimsy chime, The dearthy din of modern time. (Tho' HEf indeed wrought wonders high Whose full melodious harmony Thro' all the diapson driven Seraph'd the Songs of Earth to Heaven.) Fitz-Gwarine spirited with praise The vocal and the lyric lays; When thus, while each the praises shar'd, Prophetic spoke a British bard. " The nation ours, and ours the fire " To sweep the poet's lofty lyre, " And sway the pow'r of song; " In after-times shall England shine " With bards to build the living line, " Tho' Science yet is young. " But one* above the rest shall rise " Whose magic shall the world surprize, " Shall raise Imagination's strain, " And memorise a Virgin's reign. + Handel. Shakspeare. ( 28 ) " He shall with strange uncopied art " Call up the phantoms of the heart, " And rule them with his sole behest " In fire to glow, or glide to rest. " Nor shall he urge his modest aim " To whiffle on the vane of Fame, " But, dying, she his name shall place ' Her temple's noblest niche to grace. " No bays from Rome or Athens torn " His gentle brow shall half-adorn, " But British ivy shall entwine " Around his ever-hallow'd shrine. " And bards, of no ignoble strain, " Shall after him in laurel'd train " Grace thee in metre's ev'ry stile, " Thee, Britain, Ocean's monarch-isle, " Thee, Amphitrite's brightest gem, ' 'Twill honour thee to honour them." The prophet's rapture fir'd the throng, And plaudits rung the room along. Meanwhile a signal was declar'd Of viands daintily prepar'd; { 29 ) And summon'd were the moving train To join the festive board again. Fitz-Gwarine led the courtly crowd, While bards and minstrels choruss'd loud To all and each the sweet delight Of mirth and peace " the live-long night." And pity 'twere so fair a tbrong Had left unprais'd the sons of song, Oh! pity had they not decreed The real poet's humble meed O ye, who kindly have so long Indulging mark'd my early song, Oh! had I, what I cannot claim, One particle of poet's flame, With that, thro' life whate'er my fare, I'd warm the chilly heart of care ; For neither gold nor pow'r I'd pray, Tho' poor my purse, tho' small my sway; Whate'er my toil, whate'er my task, One ivy-bud is all I'd ask, Where I, poor May-fly, couch'd may hide From spiteful spiders, many-eyed; ( 30 ) And that one leaf might spread at last To screen me from the biting blast, With chearful hum I yet would sing, And sun it with my summer wing. The youthful minstrel paus'd; for here * A harp symphonious met his ear; Unpeer'd Louisa's graceful hand Ran o'er the strings with soft command; Her lovely fingers smoothly rais'd The native notes he just had prais'd. The guests admire the silver sound, While fruits and wines are handed round. Then as they walk Of tales they talk With something of a poet's pleasure; Some reprehend, And some commend The various-metred measure. ( 31 ) Some prais'd the Genius of their age In Him who sung the Goblin-Page; And her of Branksome, fair and sage. And some with pleasure spake Of him, who, Palmer-like array'd, The tyrant scar'd who mured the maid. Tho' some the meed of merit paid To Ellen of the Lake. Some prais'd the master's hand, who fram'd The wondrous rhymeless measure, nam'd Of Thalaba the lay. While others nam'd with more delight . The maid who metred Falkirk fight, And barded Her with bay. But now Louisa's lyre again. For silence calls in lofty strain,. The guests take off the goblets' blush; And once again the hall is hush. When no mean bard (whom now to name Might bring on fav'ring friendship blame) Kindled the youthful minstrel's zeal, And bade him now resume his tale. ( 32 ) Refresh'd, his harp the stripling strung, Encouraged, thus again he sung, But first a fitful flourish flung. jftt?-<&toarme, A BALLAD OF THE WELSH BORDER, IN THREE CANTOS. CANTO Iff. jftt^<&toatme. CANTO II. Oh, Whittington, among thy tow'rs Pleas'd did my early childhood stray, Bask'd on thy walls in sunny hours, And pull'd thy moss, and pluck'd thy flow'rs, Full many a truant day. And 'mid thy weed-bewilder'd ways I've thought on Giants, Hags, and Fays, Or ought that in those elfish days ( 36 ) My eager eye had read; And hying home at ev'ning tide, Scar'd if the circling bat I spied, I've pass'd in haste thy portals wide With no unpleasing dread. And oft I've stood in mute amaze, With fearful inquest fond to gaze, When lab'rours 'mid the stones Deep in the mortar-mingled ground Huge gyves, and iron fetters found, And canker-crusted bones. Tho' oft were found, of antique mold Quaint bottles, burnish'd as with gold; Branch'd antlers of the deer; And fragments boss'd that bowls had been; With reliques more, yet shewn, I ween, Within the mansion here. And much I've mus'd with strange delight On him, the faintly-figur'd knight On fiery steed, Fitz-Gwarine bight,. Berhym'd with rustic verse; But never did I dare to dream, Tho' mad to sip the Avonian stream, ( 37 ) That I this lawless lay should frame, His prowess to rehearse : And fault'ring fear would still prevail Half-told to leave my tedious tale, Did not your partial praise inspire And rouse again my ling'ring lyre. The wassailers awhile ago Broke up the pasty of the doe; And now with revel rung the board, With luscious wines and fruitage stor'd; The supper's gone, the goblets crewn'd And jest and jollity go round. While each to each his talk addressing With finger and with look expressing, The converse of convivial crowd Chaos'd in voices low and loud. Yet ceas'd awhile the noisy cheer A youthful sailor's song to hear. ( 38 ) (Welsh- Air. Merch Megan.) The daughter of Megan so lovely and blooming I met in Glanavon's gay glittering hall, And high rose my heart, ambition assuming To dance with the damsel, the bloom of the hall. O daughter of Megan, look not so alluring On a youth that his hope with thy hand must resign, That now the sad pang of Despair is enduring, For the splendour thou lov'st can never be mine. Go, daughter Megan, to circles of splendour, Each eye that beholds thee thy presence shall bless, And the delicate mind feci a passion more tender On thy beauties to gaze than another's possess. But, daughter of Megan, to-morrow I'm going On ocean to sail where the rude billows roar, And I feel my full heart with ajffiiction o'erfloicing, For perhaps I may gaze on thy beauties no more. ( 39 ) The chair supreme Fitz-Gwarine grac'd, The stranger Wrenoc near him plac'd, With whom he join'd in converse, long Unmark'd of all the noisy throng. " But how," said he, (and turn'd his breast, Leaning toward the stranger-guest) " But how could he his royal boon " His plighted faith forget so soon"? Quoth Wrenoc, " nought can I reply, " A stranger in his court am I; " But would you ought in brief recite, " Attention shall your task requite." Proceeded then Fitz-Gwarine's tale, Tho' high the hubbub's voicy gale, But when attention once begun They hush'd to hear him one by one. " I need not tell the man who's trode " Of courts the smooth and icy road, " That falsehood makes her chief abode " With those mis-call'd the great; " But little thinks the untuior'd youth, " Taught by the cottage-tale of truth, ( 40 ) " Their titles, honours, pomp forsooth, " All, all a glist'ning cheat. " The titled virtues they assume, " Like flowery trophies on a tomb, " Unless the real virtues live, " Do but a sad memento give, " That he who got them, good or brave, " Bore them to blossom on his grave, " While feeble upstarts catch the name, " And glimmer with the fatuous flame. " Your king e'er look'd with jealous eye " On me, the court of Wale3 so nigh, " Our families by ring allied, " He fears me on this border side; " Nor is he also unadvis'd " How much my friendship should be priz'd. " Our treaty's therefore like the time " Of March's age and April's prime, " Each to the other lending " A sunny smile, not over warm, ' A gust, the whisper of a storm, " Each with the other blending. ( 41 ) " Enough to name our last affray. " The prince, his temper lost at play, " The ches- board swung with coward sway, " And httrl'd my head upon: " 111 could the wrong my bosom brook; " I sent him first a furious look, " Then firm with knuckles clench' d, I strook " The pate of royal John. " Tbe gathering storm soon did I see, " England was then no place for me, " Outlaw'd myself, my castle seiz'd, " Gold my rebellious head-price blaz'd, " Yet did no British bosom know " Where I retired, or friend or foe. " Poor Clarice on that troublous night '* Was sole partaker of my flight; " Bellow'd the blast, the surges roar'd, " As tho' a murd'rer were on board. " In Normandy I did commend " My daughter to an abbess-friend, " With whom in convent to remain " 'Till I my castle might regain. ( 42 ) * To Lewis' court, a wandering knight " Disguis'd I went, Sir Amice hight. " Nor lack'd the lists wherewith to own " My title to a knight's renown. " The courtly king my prowess prais'd, " And high to honours would have rais'd; " A Barony I did reject, " Yet grateful bow'd with deep respect; " And well I did, for soon by name " Did England's king his rebel claim; " With me description did accord, " Sir Amice prov'd the rebel lord. " Me Lewis offering to protect, " I did his tender'd love reject; " For well I wot how small a seed " 'Twixt king and king will burst and breed, " And through each nation's fields afar " Enroot the lurid weed of war. " Then long I trode the trackless woods, " I drank of Don and Danube's floods, " At tilts my prowess proving;. ** I pac'd with hoof and plow'd with helm " The sandy and the salty realm, ( 43 ) " Pursuance kept me moving. " But as the binnacle's bright bar " When driven from it's home afar " Will agitated veer, " Still trembling as it wavers round, " True to it's native north 'tis found, " And always settles there. " So homeward still my bosom turn'd, " The foreign feats of strangers earn'd, " I held of small account; " A British friend fell in my way, " A jolly captain he by sea, " Hight Madour of the Mount. " One morn as we in channel lay, *' Loit'ring 1 mark'd the playful spray " Back on the big wave washing, " And list'ning to the trickling tide " That rippled on the vessel's side " Green with the billows dashing, " I kent among the sailor crew " A knight disguis'd that well I knew, " And well his purpose guess' d: ( 44 ) " With sinewy oar, fatigued and wet, " On board I saw that ev'ning set " Far in the wavy west. " Yet do not deem thro' fear I fled, " I might have laid the lurcher dead, " But proudly did disdain, " His king less fearing to offend " Than stain the vessel of my friend, " And so my honour stain. " The sail that now I gain'd, erewhile " Gave up her gale to Orkney's isle; " Where learning that a prison'd maid " Needed a knight her cause to aid, " I deeds of arms again begun, " And many a warrior's trophy won, " There won 'mid armour's clanking peal " My famous hauberk of hard steel. " I did the damsel now release, " Judge of her joy, my wonder wild; " She felt a father's fond embrace, " Oh it was Clarice, 'twas my child! ( 45 ) " Borne from the Norman convent's bowers " She captive came to Orkney's towers. * " A knight (she said) of honour high " Look'd for her love with am'rous eye. " And oft with fault'ring tongue had tried " To ask her for his honour 'd bride; " But secret sigh'd the silent maid, " To tell her father's fate afraid, " Yet willing (did ray stars relent) " To grace her own with my consent. " They walk'd each eve the convent grove " Scarce conscious of encreasing love. " One day before her knight arriv'd " The British Monarch's spies contriv'd " Poor Clarice from the grove to tear " And captive off to Orkney bear. ** By tempests toss'd the seas we cross'd, " Thro' Calpe's straits to Carthage coast, " And bore the brunt of war and weather; " Yet did we find that fate grew kind " For oh we were together. " Thro' northern cold and southern heat " She taught my heart to smile on fate. ( 46 ) Landing at length on Albion's isle, " But secret and disguis'd the while, " Of changeless friends a firm defile " That all to aid us chose, " Met us that mighty White Cliff nigh, " That raising abrupt it's head on high, " Seems bidding, as it seeks the sky, " Defiance to it's foes. ** For woodman's garb I chang'd my cloak, " In Windsor's woods of ancient oak " We found a safe retreat ; " The king I knew there chae'd the deer, " And with my faithful comrades there " I conn'd a cunning feat. " One day the king alone appear'd, " When scarce the distant horn was heard " Our hiding place hard by; " And as across my way he came, " Know'st thou (quoth he) of any game ? " Aye game enough (quoth I) " Ride to yon briery dingle rough " Trust me, I'll rouse ye game enough, ( 47 ) " Hiding his shadow from the moon.'* (Quoth Wrenoc) " in the tender theme " Take care you ask not Marion's name, " And as ye talk, your steps incline " Near where the parted hangings join, " Where Oak and Roses are combin'd, '' 'Tis there that Marion stands behind. " Now part we, thou the knight to bring, " And I to join the revel ring, " Where I shall look for you anon, " With Albany and Marion." The lessen'd moon was mounted high, And seem'd to hurry o'er the sky, ( 60 ) As fleecy clouds were passing by, Light scudding on the blast; The little stars were gone and seen, Peeping the parted clouds between, And many a moonbeam o'er the scene A fitful lustre cast; But in the distant woods afar Was heard the long and lasting jarr That told the wind was rising there. With sounding step of eager haste Fitz-Gwarine o'er each draw-bridge pass'd Across the ditches deep; Dimly the ramparts round he eyed^ And soon Sir Albany espied, With Raumpayne John close at his side, Descending from the Keep. Ye know the Keep, my hearers fair, The grainger's garden now is there, And plaister'd beehives, thatch'd with care* ( ei ) Where pinks and pansies grow; Yet still beneath the garden ground, The pavement to the spade will sound, That penetrates too low. And now where oft was seen on high .. The banner, streaming to the sky, Or blaz'd the beacon bright, The woodbine in a crevice clings, And low it's dangling tracery flings In tresses long and light, As tho' to kiss the sister-wreath Reflected in the lake beneath. So frowns upon the buskin' d stage Awhile, the ruthless Richard's rage, And clanks the sword and shield; Then skip the light-sock' d lasses gay, In flowery bloom all fresh as May, And frisk on Bosworth field. But back, my Muse, back to thy song. Thou art too frolic: but thou'rt young. ( 62 ) Fitz-Gwarine saw them both descend, . Conversing close as friend with friend; But as he bent to hear their tale The distant harps swell'd on the gale,- And from the hall by fits were sent The sounds of dance and merriment. Yet nearer as they darkling came He thought they mention'd Wrenoc's name; But as he caught the doubtful word A gust the rustling poplars stirr'd, And as it died upon the spray They parted each a several way; The circle gay sought Raumpayne John, But Albany came forward on, Where with his host Fitz-Gwarine meeting, He spoke him thus with friendly greeting. " Sir Chief, O coUMeous thou, and kind, " Struggles thy heart with ravel'd care? " Or why's yon brilliant room resigu'd " For moonlight pale and humid air?" ( 63 ) (Fitz-Gwarine then) " Sir knight, I com* ** Thy steps to seek, thy cares to end; *' Can I enjoy yon brilliant room " While sorrows thus my noble friend? " Much have I mourn'd to see thee stray, " Leaving my guests and festive cheer; " But soon will shine thy happier day, " Ev'n now tby dawn of joy is near. " But see, the moon looks watery dim, " And drizzly dews begin to fall; " Let's walk my gallery dry and trim, " I'll hear thy tale and tell thee all. " Thy promis'd tale there let me know, " I'm now at leisure and alone; " Then the bright ray that ends thy woe " That I've discover'd shall be shewn." With fault'ring step, and sudden start, As loud he heard his beating heart, " Discover'd!" thought Sir Albany, " Discover'd ! no it cannot be." Then damp his chilly forehead knew Damp other than the falling dew; ( 64 ) Nor was that long and inward sigh The passing gust that eddied by. Then said he, as with blushing thought Fitz-Gwarine's friendly hand he caught, f* Sir Chief, I know thy noble heart, " And will my bosom's wound impart, " Altho' too certain do I see " I cannot hope for cure from theej " But gladly in obedience due " I'll tell thee much and tell thee true; " But do not, do not probe too deep, " Her name at least, oh! let me keep; " For well thou know'st her noble sire " 'Gainst whom I've rais'd my sword in ire, " Nay ev'n his very life have sought, " But 'twas to serve my king I fought. " Then spare the heart a word may wound, ** Stir not the thorns that twine it round." Gloomy the gallery appear'd As high it's branchy arches rear'd, And dull the moon, as tho' she feat'd Within to trust her light j ( 65 ) And triple-chain' d a cresset swung, That scarce it's lonesome lustre flung To where the figur'd arras hung, Tho' triple-trimm'd and bright. Fitz-Gwarine gaz'd around, to find The Roses with the Oak comhin'd, Where close the parted hangings join'd Nor gaz'd he long in vain; Then arm in arm they silent pass'd, While rose at times the whistling blast That rough against the windows dash'd The sharp and pattering rain. But, gentle hearers, oh, too long I fear you deem my lengthen'd song; And here I fain meet pause would ask To renovate my tedious task; My harp ('till now but us'd to play The little song, the merry lay) Can ill the lofty tone retain Demanded in the border strain, For as my hand the flourish flings Feeble, I feel the slacken'd strings. ( 66 ) Unlike the harps you've heard of late Whose fire and tension ne'er abate, But waft the song in rapture thrown With rich and undulating tone, While Fancy feels her bosom bound, And Genius rides upon the sound. Again (the tighten'd tone supplied) His harp the youthful minstrel tried, And swept shortwhile the strings along Preparing for th' approaching song, But, ere he did his tale renew. He thus a little prelude threw. jfttHltoarme, A BALLAD OF THE WELSH BORDER, IN THREE CANTOS. CANTO HI. Jftt?- thy own true maid}'* ( 81 . 7 Bat oh, the wound was fate. Judge ye the wild and fix'd surprise* The looks of his astonish' d eyes O how shall language tell ? When from the parting tapestry, With gory gash and languid eye* The dying Wrenoc fell t " Forgive," (he fault'ring thus began) " Forgive a wretched dying man, " Alas, for death how unprepar'd ! " For lured with hope of large reward^ " Encourag'd by a dastard king, " I here this cursed dagger bring; " This dagger, O Fitz-Gwarine good, " Design'd to-night to drink thy blood/* Fitz-Gwarine loud to call begaa " Support, assist the dying man." Repentant Wrenoc cried again " Suppoit, alas, is all in vain,. " For Albany by liand divine " To save thy life has finish'd mine-; '* But let me all my crimes confess, ( 82 ) " My panting heart heaves less and less; " I feel the film enfold my eyes, " And fast my recollection flies." Then heaving on his elbow high He fetch'd a deep and long-drawn sigh. Alter short pause, with quivering lip, His hand hard pressing on his hip, He cried " at Ludlow from a friend, " I learn* d that Albany Oh lend " Thy hand, undo my breast, " For by the belt 'tis sore opprest " I did a crafty falshood frame, " O false, all false except the dream." Then fearfully with hurried eye He said, with agitated sigh, " Oh, drive those shadows from the wall, " Look there there where the moonbeams fall j " Ye frightful fiends I'll come anon " Hark! don't ye hear them on, on, on ! ( 83 ) " O maddens fast my burning brain; " But here this letter will explain " This letter to the king I wrote " 'Tis lost alas, I have it not." Quoth Albany, " just now 'twas found " I'th' banquet-room upon the ground, " And brought to me by Raumpayne John " It urg'd me to the deed I've done. " Here, as we paced it to and fro, " Villain, I saw thy foot below; " Hints then I threw here in thy way ** To rouse thee unto equal fray. " I not so soon to slay thee meant ; " To rouse thee was my blow's intent/' You've seen in March's chilly morn A heavy raindrop on a thorn A moment bright and glaring; Then for a moment dim and dead; Then burnish'd bright all fiery red, With dazzling flashes flaring ; And, as the sighing gust came o'er, Fall damp and dead to shine no more. ( U ) So Wrenoc's wan and heavy eye The quivering lids of pallid dye At times but barely parted; Then sudden o'er his features came A fearful, wild, and vivid gleam That looks of horror darted ; And then again they seem'd to close, And sink a moment in repose. ^hort while they paus'd, as wild and wan Theymark'd and sooth'd the dying man. They heard the wind with rushing sound That eddied shrill the castle round, The trees howPd hollow to the blast, The moon her flickering lustre cast Among the rocking branches tall, And mark'd them waving on the wall. With languid eye and lessening pain, Wrenoc essay'd to speak again: " Hear me forgive before I go, *' Sir Knight, thy well-directed blow; ** Can ye forgive the crimes so foul ** That torture now my struggling soul?" ( 85 ) Fitz-Gwarine then " as I live *' Most freely I thy crimes forgive, *' For who can dare to pray to Heaven * That bids his foe die unforgiven ?" Quoth Albany, " that text is true, " And Oh, may Heav'n forgive thee too. 5 ' Wrenoc rejoin' d, with heaving heart, ** I've but confessed a little part " The maid deceived oh burst, my breast, " Let injur'd virtue tell the rest. " See, sqg again upon the wall *' And, hark! I dimly hear them call. "" Torture no more my rustling ears *' Shrowd not my dying soul with fears " Go, fiends, I'll follow aye begone " Oh! how they tear me on, on, on!" Then with a long, and lengthen'd sigh, He rais'd his dimly-glistening eye, One look upon Fitz-Gwarine cast, And deeply groaning, breath'd his last I ( 86 ) Heaving convuls'd; then on the floor Dropp'd all at once, and mov'd no more. Fell the curs'd dagger from his hold; And soon his face look'd deathly cold, Fix'd with a hard and slony glare That Horror strong had sculptur'd there. Hold out, my harp, nor let a string Relax, the deeds of death to tell; Of weal and woe we yet must sing, That soon this castle fair hefell. Proceed we now o'er many a stair As great Fitz-Gwarine led his guest, To feast his eyes with lady fair, All in her chamber in the east. And as they pass'd along, he said, " Before to-morrow's ev'ning come, w Shall Wrenoc's mis-directed head " Be laid below the silent tomb. " Clerks shall attend in sable stole, " And holy masses shall be said; " I'll pray for his eternal soul ; " Fitz-Gwarine wars not with the dead. ( 97 ) ** But come, Sir Knight, to whom I owe " My life for what thy hand has done; " I'll give thee life, for now I'll shew " Thy own true love, thy Marion." Fitz-Gwarine wonder' d much in mind The knight was rous'd not at her name ' r He follow'd pondering slow behind, When to the eastern tow'r they came. The tow'r then all in rich array'4^ With ewers, couch, and settles gay, With golden toys and cresset bright, For lady fair, or carpet-knight. But now, around, and down below The nightshade and the nettle grow, And early pileworts there unfold Their little stars of burnish'd gold; And close beneath the weedy walls The spotty-bellied lizard crawls; Or (turn a stone) the mailed worm Enrings itself in spiral form; And winds away on gliding tread The fiber-footed millepede. ( 83 ) Such squallid habitants are plac'd Iu halls that Beauty once has grac'd. Fitz-Gwarine rous'd the musing knight, And bade him now prepare his sight, " Come, laggard, enter thou before, ". Come, courage, friend, this is the door.' ; He op'd the door, and there was seen A maiden of dejected mien, That sat the table nigh; Her head upon her hand reclin'd, She wistful seem'd, but yet resign'd, And laden was her eye. Again Fitz-Gwarine's wonder grew, They not unto each other flew, As thus he smiling said; ' In truth she'll make a bonny bride :" And Albany all cool replied " In truth, a goodly maid." All three awhile in wonder gaz'd, Each with the other's look amaz'd, For Marion neither knew; But when they told of Wrenoc's fate. She did her simple tale relate, ( 89 ) Too sad, and oh ! too true : With wringing hands and tears and waii It was she told her simple tale ; But first she heav'd a silent sigh, And ev'ry feature seem'd to speak j The big drop glisten'd in her eye, Then trickled down her cheek. '* Slain is my love, my hopes are gone, " And friends now have I never a one; " Wrenoc, tho' false and recreant prov'd, " L lov'd, alas, too dearly lov'd. " When captive him in dungeon deep * Thy, valiant neighbour Joos did keep, ** I freed; him, but with quenchless flame, u I in my turn his captive came. u By day Sir Joos he fear'd to see, " But nightly paid his court to me : " Ladders of love I knotted tight, " And in my chamber plae'd a light ; " But oh, the pangs I've since endur'd, * Shew me that 'twas, myself I lur'd. ** Spite of his oaths and heedless vows, " He never meant to be my spouse.. ( 90 ) " On hearts like his the vows they make '* No longer-lasting; traces leave " Than sportive flies that circling streak '* The glassy pool on summer's eve. "He left me for the monarch's court, " Of lighter hearts the gay resort, ** Yet still to lure him back I strove, " And penn'd the breathing page of love. " At length he came ; but then he said w To Whittington in luuste he sped; " A mandate from the royal hand " Secret he carried by command; " And if, disguis'd and private, I " Would thither him acqompany, " His message o'er, perform'd his 'hest, " Our hands should by the clerk be blest. " All day we rode yon hills across, " Nor stopp'd by forest, moor, or moss ; " Bright was the day, and fair the scene, " Yet Wrenoc rode with gloomy mien, " At length (what time the insects gay " Disported in the evening ray) ,( 9.1 ) " He left me in yon bushy ground . " With blossom'd furze all yellow'd round ; " To fetch me, soon return'd again, " And bade me, in this room remain, " 'Till he had done his king's behest, " Alas, I see ye know the rest." , She sobbing, with her lilly hand Kerchief d her lovely face; 111 could their manly hearts withstand Such bosom-breaking grace. Like flakes left by a snowy shower On Winter's meek and modest flower, Its beuding head enveiling, While o'er the flowery folds so white Trickles the chrystal tear-drop bright All slow and silent stealing. " Misfortun'd Marion" (said the chief) " A social friend's unforc'd relief "My daughter shall apply j " In sleep forget awhile thy woes, " Peace to thee, child, and sweet repose. " Come, noble Albany." ( 92 ) As they descend the winding stair, At times they stop, and thoughts compare. Where hang the cressets high: Fitz-Gwarine wish'd his doubts remov'd; The maid his brave deliverer lov'd He sought with asking eye. Ye hearers kind, that list my lay, I wot your looks all seem to say The maid ye long have guess'd ; Attend, for shortens now my strain, As he with quickly-pulsing vein, The secret name confess'd. " Chief, thy captive guest forgive, " Nor wonder here he chose to live, " When here abode his secret love, " Tho' small of converse could we prove. " Need I declare, Sir Chief, that I " Am that same knight of Normandy? " Need I recount the sharp assail " I gave thy hand in Vyrnwy's vale ? " Then captive brought to Whittingtou, " Bound to the rock I split upon, ( 93 ) " I saw, and sorrowing learn'd her name, " Yet we contriv'd to hide our flame, " 'Till I no more might dread the ire " Of thee my foe, of thee her sire, " O needs it then, Sir Chief, he said " Thy Clarice is my faithful maid?" I wot it hoots not here to tell What soon this happy pair befell, The merry jest, the revel gay That circled on a distant day, Fair maids, I wot ye guess it well; Befits my lay alone to tell That tho' Fitz-Gwarine's noble name Now habits but the house of Fame, His virtues live, his honours shine Thro* Albany's yet living line: Grace may they e'er from son to son This fair domain of Whittington, Espousing, as of late they have, The daughters of the truly brave; And shine may each succeeding pair Brave as our knight, as Clarice fair. ( 94 ) Yet leave we not untold, I trow*. The fate of Marion, maid of woe. But shew before the story die, On what we hang our drapery ; And soou, I ween, will all be done, Closing with what we first begun. Then, O my harp, for thee and me: Silence is best apology. Damp, dull, and cloudy look'd the day As morn arose in shrowd of grey; Stiir'd not the wind the sighing oak, Yet downwards dash'd the spreading smoke: A fringey cloud, dark, heavy, still, Curtain' d thy brow, Selattyn hill. The fog was slowly seen to glide Adown old Breidden's craggy side, That scarce his head abrupt could shew. Thro* heavy clouds that hung below; Sign certain to the knowing swain Portentive of impending rain. And now, with more than sister's care> Sweet Clarice sought for Marion fair. ( 95 ) With hopes to heal her woe; Jn vain, alas, she look'd around, For ah ! poor Marion's corse was found Deep in the lake below! Since when, as villagers believe, Her spirit haunts the lake at eve. But soon the fog of error flies, As bright the rays of knowledge rise, With light, and warmth, and comfort kind Glancing within the gloomy mind. And soon the rays of knowledge here The rising villagers shall cheer; For fast beside the castle pool A Christian true has rais'd a school, (Of Albany descended He The friend belov'd of Man and roe) Where bright her beams Religion flings, And Science plumes her infant wings, And little eyes with tear-drops dim Smile gratitude to God and him. And as my harp's now ceasing lay Upon the distance dies away, ( 96 } Whose witching notes of comfort kind Dispel the gloom of my poor mind; So Science soon shall Reason bid To exorcise the spirit-rid, And Superstition drive ere long To live but in the poet's song. Now, harp, farewell ; no more we'll hold The tir'd attention ; f or 'tis told Why (as village tales recite) Yon castle's gloomy tow'r beside, Is dimly seen at fall of night, A Phantom vested all in white, Along the lake to glide, Where yon old window's ruins rude Appear inverted in the flood; And then, as fades the twilight grey. Glides with the curling mist away. Th Author, unwilling to burden his little -book wits notes, refers those readers who may wish to peruse some historical account of the Fitz-Gwarine, to Leland's Collectanea ; Philips's Shrewsbury; and Penant's Tour in- North Wales; as being the books of readiest access. The ancient Welsh Melodies alluded to, may be found in Jones's Religmes of the Bards , and the collection of Parry. Mtyyme. PART I. Eegettoarp, " it is old and plain, The spinsters and the knitters in the sun, And the free maids that weave their threads with bones Do use to chaunt it ; it is silly sooth." TWILFTH M1CHT. Cfje vtpt Baron; A BALLAD, IN IMITATION OF " THE RED-CROSSE KNYGHTE. PARTE THE FIRSTE. " Whither so fastc, Ihou ladye faire, " Ah stoppe thy steede so whyte, " The suime is hyghe in the westenie skye, " And distante is the nyghte: " Ah stoppe and soothe the sorrowes sadde " That in ray castle preye, " Where no songe can sounde, nor dance got rouude, " Nor musicke merrilie playe." ( 102 ) " Ah why me staye, thou Baron greyS? ** Ah why delaye my flyghte ? " The sunne is hyghe, but I must flye " To distant realmes to-nyghte : " I hasten o'er the mossie moore, " To wedde my lover gaye. "Where the songe shall sounde and the dance goe rounde " And the musicke raerrilie playe." " Yet deigne to taste the lordlie feaste " That I this nyghte prepare, " For what's a feast unless it's grac'd " With store of ladyes faire ? " The tender mynde no joye can fynde " Where ladyes are awaye, " Tho' the songe may sounde and the dance goe rounde, " And the musicke merrilie playe." " 1 rannot staye, thou Baron greye, " Thro' woodie wildes I rove ; " And whore's the thing can staye the winge, " Th' unwearied wine of love? C 103 ) " Yet to soothe Ihy care and sadde despair* " An houre or two Til staye, " Tho' no songe shall sounde nor dance goe rounde, " Nor musicke merrilie playe " The rollinge sunne his race hath runne, " The twylyghte's glimmerings fade; " The moon is bryghte and the starres are lyghte " Six tedious houres I've stay'd. " Far hence I rove to meet my love, " (This is my wedding daye) "Where the songe shall sounde and the dance goe rounds " And the musicke merrilie playe. " Yet ladye, staye, once more I praye, " Another boone I crave; " My onlie sonne is deade and gone, " This nyghte he seekes the grave; " Sixe virgins faire his palle will beare, " And see him laide in claye, " And the belle shall sounde and the chaunte goe rounde " And the slowe dirge heavilie playe. ( 104 ) " Then heare my prayer, thou ladye faire, " Nor o'er the mountains rove; " Remaine with me a youthe to see " That dy'd for ladye's love. "Prepare the torabe, the houre is come, " Goe beare my sonne awaye ; "Let the death-belle sound and the chaunte goe rouude, " And the slowe dirge heavilie playe. " Goe on, goe on, ye sable thronge, " In solemn silence move j " A youthe ye beare, ye virgins faire, " That dy'd for ladye's love. " Acrosse the nyghte let tapers bryghU " Shoote forthe a lengthen'd raye, Let the dcathe-belle sounde and the chaunte goerounde " And the slowe dirge heavilie playe." Then sadde and slowe the virgins goe, The ladye follow'd too, When lookinge dowue the coffin on Her lover's name she knewe? ( 105 ) Her limbes so faire no more could beare, But on a tombe she laide, "While the belle did sounde and the chaunte wenterounde And the slowe dirge heavilie play'd. %f)t <&xtpt Baron. PARTE THE SECONDE. " Yet wipe thy teare, thou ladye faire, " Thou yet may'st happie bee ; '* But since my sonne is deade and gone, " No joye remains for mee: " A lover kinde thou soon may'st finde " 'Mid scenes of pleasure gaye, "Where the songe shall souude and the dance goe rounde " And the musicke merrilie playe. " Yet, ladye, praye, when far awaye " To happie mansions gone, *' Ah thinke, I praye, on the Baron greye, " And of his hapless sonne. ( 107 ) f * Then fare thee welle, and may'st thou dwelle " 'Mid scenes of pleasure gaye, " Where no chaunte goes jounde nordeathe-bellesspunde " But rausicke merrilie playe." " Ah cease, I praye, thou Baron greye, " Thy comforte is in vaine; " The hearte for aye that's given awaye " Can ne'er he given againe. " I'll put me on thy mouniinge gowne, " And at breake and close of daye, " The belle shall sounde and the chaunte goe rounde, " And requiems heavilie playe. " Yet ah, throw backe thy weedes of blacke, " Since now the dirge is done, ** For in thy face I faintlie trace " Some features of thy sonne : To soothe thy paine I'll here remaine, " 'Till thy laste yeares decaye ; " 'Till thy belle shall sounde and thy chaunte goerounde " And thy slowe dirge heavilie playe." ( 108 ) He then laide downe his sable gowne, And his horie lockes and bearde ! And to her eyes withouten guise Her lover true appea?M. " Drie up thy teare, thou ladye faire, " I've prov'd thy faithe to-daye; * Nowe the songe shall sounde and the dance goe rounde, ' And the musicke merrilie playe. ,> " Our kindrede all within the halie " The weddinge feaste array ej " Where the songe shall sounde and the dance goe rounde " And the musicke merrilie playe." They found them all within the halle And the "weddinge feaste arrayde, And the songe did sounde, and the dance wente rounde, And the musicke merrilie playde. A BALLAD. Up Pen-yr-Voel in Summer days We youths and damsels climb; And listless press, reclin'd at east, The freckled mountain thyme. The bev'rage of the China weei Sipping so cherrily, Some sad or simple tale we read, Or sing right merrily. *Tis sooth to see the sunny gleam Where Vyrnwy's waters glide; And sooth to hearj the mournful stream Of Tanat's murm'rinqr tido ( no ) iBut soother far the maiden's eyes, More bright the drops they hold. And far more sorrowful her sighs When some lorn tale is told. How happy must that minstrel be That moves the maiden's tear! The bard obtains his proudest fee When ladies lend an ear. But ah! the feeblest of the train, No magic glass I hold The web from Fancy's loom to stain, You bid me now unfold. But what of that? these mountain flowers As aptly suit their place, As those that flaunt on braided bowers, Or tricksy gardens grace. The maid commands: my lyre, obey, Tho' poor thy tuneful toil, To fling a legendary lay On fameless Pen-yr-Voel. ( 111 ) Whereon, since first yon camp was pil'd, Full many a blast has blown ; And many a Summer's evening mild In peaceful beam has shone. Alike the warrior's blast or beam, To fall or fade resign'd, If reckless of the poet's flame, " Leaves not a rack behind." Strange misteries fill yon neighb'ring hill, Bones, caverns, camps, and graves, And all the antiquarian's skill To wild conjecture leaves. But had some bard in days of old But left one living line, His page with joy would be unroll'd, Tho' were it weak as mine. Yet hoar Tradition loves to tell This tale of Voel's toil; How here that hapless warrior fell, And calls it Pen-vr-Yoel. ( 112 ) Voel, a youthful warrior he. For so the legend goes, March'd in the British forces free} To fight their Saxon foes. f* With courage, guards, your watches keep, " The Saxon foe is nigh; " Beware the drowsy dew of sleep, " For he that sleeps shall die." Commands like these from Voel flew Unto the guards of night, Who to his tented turf withdrew, Foreboding on the fight. " Ah, soon wilt thou thy love forget, " Gwendolen dear," he cries, "For ere to-morrow's sun be set, " Perhaps thy Voel dies. " But I am arm'd with right of heart, " For death I look to find; < Yet still with life am loth to part, " For thee I leave behind. ( 113 ) " But should our arms in triumph sliine, " (Ye Powers grant it so) " For ever then is Voel thine, " And thou art VoeFs too. * But while the battle round me roars, " And arms and arrows ring, " A thought on her my heart adores " Will strength and courage bring. " Enough if hope deserts my heart, " This thought my bosom chears, " How she when Voel did depart, " Stood gazing thro' her tears." He paus'd and list'ned to the blast That blew with beating rain, In clouds the sky was overcast, And not a star was seen. 'Twas such a night when shrill and keen The spitting scud is driven, And troubled tree-tops, dimly seen, Just fret the edge of heaven. ( 114 ) When o'er yon rushy marshes damp A youthful soldier mov'd, Who sought to join hrave Voel's camp, For Voel was belov'd. " Direct me, guard, and O advise. " How I may come unto " The tented turf where Voel lies, " For I'm his soldier true. *' O'er marsh and mountain far I come '* Strauge tidings here to bring " From fair Gwendolen's distant home, " Behold her signet ring. " But, guard, I deem it is denied " For aught to enter here ; " Do thou, then, while I here abide, " This ring to Voel bear. " Upon your post I'll firmly stand, " And will your office learn; " And with your halberd in my hand, " I'll wait 'till you return." ( 115 ) The guard complies; deserts his keep 3 And hies to Voe?s tent; But soon the soldier sunk to sleep. With toil fatigu'd and spent. Na sweet repose brave Voel felt, Upon his turf reclin'd; His thoughts upon Gwendolen dwelt, Gwendolen filFd his mind. And oft he pac'd the camp around, The wakeful guards to view; The wakeful guards he constant found Upon their stations true. Brave Voel then was pleasM to sefc The guards their watches keep; But passing by the outer way, He found the guard asleep. Unguarded when the place he found That stood in greatest need, With hasty hand he gave a wound That made the soldier bleed. ( 116 ) But quick a voice assail' d his ear; " What hest does Voel send? ** But, guard, why strike my bosom here, " Hast thou forgot thy friend ? " But haste, my words to Voel bear, " My words can be but few; ** I would a moment he were here, " Or he my tidings knew. * Tell him," the bleeding soldier cried, " To join his ranks I thought, ' And by the valiant Voel's side, " Most brave would I have fought. " Go bid him here, for death is nigh, " His dying friend to view ; " And say, that he may speedier fly, " I lov'd Gwendolen too." Then Voel thought the voice he knew, Aught else the night conceal'd, " And who," he fault'ring cried, "art thou, " That ha'st this tale revealM?" ( 117 ) The dying soldier fainting lay, Whom loss of blood o'ercaine, And scarce had breath enough to say " Gwendolen is my name I " Nor tree nor tombstone now exit* To mark their resting spot, Or there some village moralist Might well this rhyme have wrote j Beware, ye maids, tho' fair and chaste. That leave your proper sphere; And, youths, that yield to heedless haste, Tho' valiant and sincere. W^nuston's Cabe Is high in the Wen Point of the rock at Nesscliff, and seea ver the wood from the great road ; it is much visited by passing strangers, to whom the following Ballad (containing most of the authentic particulars known of him) is told, and given for a small perquisite, by the old woman who inhabits it. Come sit ye down, fair gentlefolks, Sit around my sunny cell; For fresh and gay is the summer's day, And I'll of wild Humphrey tell. Oh have ye not heard of the Wild Humphrey, Surnam'd of Kynaston ? His father was dead, and he in his stead As governor liv'd alone. C 119 ) The castle of Middle, then high in pride, Obey'd young Humphrey's law: But his state-room now is a stall for the cow, Where the cottager keeps his straw. 'Twas merry in the hall of the young Humphrey, And the gay mirth sounded high; "When home ta his bed young Humphrey led Isabelle of Oswestry. Now she was a maiden of low degree^ He in pow'r and parents great: Oh had they but thought on their different Iot> Far better had been their fate. But Wiliiam-coch her father fond Sought a match for his daughter high; And it pleas'd him well when young Humphrey fell In love with her coal-black eye. And, in sooth to tell, it might have been well. And bliss have bless' d their board, Had he but thought on his wife's poor lot, And hearken'd to Prudence* word. ( 120 ) But thoughtless and wild with his gay gallants, The Twelve good rules he broke; So many a good house by a thoughtless spouse Is man'd by modem folk. High breach of trust at length he made, And was by the king outlaw'd; Then his wild career began to appear, And a bold freebooter he rode. This cavern (then the poor quarriers' cell) He biggen'd and took for his own; And those hooks then bore an iron door. In Severn's town yet shewn. His name and the date ye see cut on the cave, Tho' Time has the traces worn; And the gentlefolks here say 'tis the same year When Nature's great Poet was born. He call'd Spirits from hell, as the old folks tell, And they say that he dealt with the Devil: If so learned he was, it were pity, alas, To turn that blessing to evil. ( 121 ) The horse that he rode was a spirit, they say; That came at his whistle, and turn'd; But show-horses I've seen that convince me, I ween, That his horse, and not he, was so learnt To poor Isabelle he bade no farewell, But bade her go home to her kin : Now an't it a shame that great gentlefolk* That ought to know better should sin ? His whistle so shrill arous'd from the hill, The daws in the cliffs that build: Then 'twas up and away with the dawn of day To try what the road would yield. Old Montford bridge the sheriff took down, And to take him in ambush lay; But the horse at a reach sprung over the breach, And to Nesscliff safe bore him away. The leap was since measur'd on Dovaston-heath, And bequeath'd was a tester a-year, While the sun-beams shone, or the rain-drops run, To keep the great letters clear. M ( 122 ) The letters and leap were a spade-graff deep, For 'twas tipp'd with an H and a K; And (unless I'm bely'd) it was forty-foot wide, And the Horse-leap 'tis cali'd to this day. Then the Horse-leap butt, where the letters were cut, With the heath-ling blossom was red : But the sun and the rain now on Dovaston-plain, Fill the wheat and the barley's head. 'Twould be breathless to tell of all that befell Wild Humphrey so lawless and bold; Tho' much there is wrote, and more too, I wot, By the marvelling villagers told. As how from the rich he their purses took To fill up the wants of the poor : And how victuals and corn he found each mom Left close at his cavern door. How his horse up these steps, now half cut away, From the fields at a whistle would come: See there was his stall, with a bolt in the wall, 'Tis now my snug sleeping room. ( 123 ) And I oft ask myself as to Heaven I pray, When I in that chamber recline, Tho' grandeur is great with its riches and state, Is its bed so peaceful as mine? And I wonder to think on you fine gentlefolks, (While over my Bible I'm bent) Of the power possess'd to bless and be bless'd, Ye are not with all content. But, alack, I am rambling; I'm foolish and old, Or needs must have judg'd it uncommon, That folks who such texts from the parson neglect, Should attend to a preaching old woman. Well, as 1 was a-telling, Wild Humphrey he led This wayward life many a yearj But he found he grew old, and time as it roll'd To the end of his stage drew near. When life starting young is both healthy and strong, Unbridled it gallops with haste ; But when it no more likes the prospect before, It turns to look back on the past. ( 124 ) So Humphrey the Wild look'd back on the past. But all look'd foggy and foul; And as Death drew near, Hope labour'd with Fear To glint on his gloomy soul. All one as the clouds of a winter's eve O'er yonder rocks are seen, When dimly the gleam of a faint sun-beam Endeavours to break between. Now a woman did dwell at Westfelton's fam'd well, That in simples and herbs was skill'd; And well she knew for what purpose the dew j Their flowers and leafage fill'd. And 'twas said by her care but more by her pray'r The sick and the simple they sped; And the old folks tell that now live at the well What a goodly life she led. Now this good woman came to the Wild Humphrey, But found when she came there, To avert Death's hour was past her pow'r, But he hop'd for her help in pray'r. ( 125 ) Oh dim and dull was his dwindling eye, When thus did the good dame say, What most should I, thou poor Humphrey, Unite with thee to pray ? Wild Humphrey then, with faultering word, For myself I repent to Heaven; But if in life yet breathes my wife I would be by her forgiven. Then as he died the lady cried At my last hour of life God pardon mc as I do thee Now, she was Humphrey's wife. Then for his soul she knelt and pray'd, To reach that happy shore Where for ever blest the weary rest, And the wicked sin no more. So, fair gentlefolks, of the Wild Humphrey I've told you in hobbling stave, That I something may earn, and you something *nay learn By visiting this his cave. ( 126 ) One ev'uing a youth, a friend to truth, For me made this homely strain; And should it procure but a mite for the poor, He has not made it in vain. A BALLAD. Llunck-Llys Pool is a small but beautiful lake, of ex- traordinary depth, on the Welsh Border near Oswestry. The name in the Welsh signifies Sunk-Palace, and the vulgar have a firmly-believed superstition (in which this neighbourhood abounds) corresponding with the catastrophe of this ballad : nay, some even at this day go so far as to affirm, that when the water is clear and the surface smooth, towers and chim- neys may be- seen in it at a great depth ! In the summer months fishing parties of ladies and gentlemen frequently spend the day on it in a boat with music and refreshments: for one of such occasions this ballad was hastily written, when my ingenious friend Mr. T. Yates, (though as little skilled as myself in the Welsh) suggested a more fanciful and per- haps more accurate derivation of the name Llyn-glas. the Blue Lake The story of the vulgar is here enlarged by a very slight hint taken from Burton's " Anatomy of Melancholy," where he treats of Incuii and Succubi, page 405. fol. edit. Oxford. 1 6a 8. A BALLAD. Clerk Willin he sat at king Alaric's board, And a cunning clerk was he, For he'd liv'd in the land of Oxenford With the sons of gramarie. And they listen' d to the harps of the merry minstrels, And they look'd on the banquet bright; But of all that was there the young queen so fair Shone brightest of all that night. High glitter'd the crown on her graceful brow, 'Twas with beryl and sapphire pearPd; And roses enwreath'd the rim beneath, Where the raven ringlets curl'd. ( 129 ) And they quaff d the red tide to the hlooming bride, And their goblets heav'd on high; But clerk Willin took up no brimming cup, Nor join'd in the jovial cry. " Now Christ thee save, thou clerk Willin, " Why sits't thou sad and low? " And why do'st thou pry with attentive eye " So long on the west window ?" "I am watching the star that shines afar " O'er the rocks of the Giant's grave, " That sinking soon with the sharp-horn'd moon, " Will set in the western wave." Then oh paler than the pale primrose Wax'd the cheeks of the fair ladye, And, as she withdrew, on the clerk she threw A glance of h^r anger'd eye. " Now Christ thee save, thou king Alaric, '* Why gloomly bends thy brow ? " And why athwart thy heavy eyelids " Hang's silent sorrow now ?" ( 130 ) " Oh sad and dark, thou learned clerk, " Is my life, with sorrow riven; " And thus am I doom'd with grief to be gloom'd " One night in every seven. " Then what though my splendid banquet board " With golden beakers shines, " And friends fill up each costly cup " With the mead and the racy wines! " One night in each week does my blooming bride " In grief from my palace go ; " But what she does, or where she goes, " I dare not seek to know. " One night in seven she leaves my bed, " When the owls and the crickets cry; " And cold as a stone then I lie all alone, " 'Till the day-star burns in the sky. " Then a thick slumber falls on my heavy eye-balls; " And I start from a feverish sleep, " And my blooming bride I find at my side, " When the red sun 'gins to peep. ( 131 ) n And tho' she has been all the night abroad " In a thin loose night-robe dress'd, " Oh strange to be told, she is nothing cold, " But glows with a warmth encreas'd. * Nine summers nigh are now gone by, " And I thought it a blessed day " When my aged bride I put aside, " And took this lady gay. "As a hunting I rode in the green forest u Fair Blodwell's rocks among, " By my side each day rode this lady gay, " And sweetly thus she sung ' Oh, take me to thy fair palace, ' Oh, take me for thy queen, ' And racy wines shall then be thine, ' As never a man has seen. * And never shall fail thy rich banquet, * And my beauty no change shall know, ' 'Till within thy hall the flag-reeds tall, * And the long green rushes grow. ( 132 ) ' 'Till instead of the cloth now spread on thy hoard, ' And the goblets lin'd with gold, ' The lillies of the pool spread their broad leaves cool, ' And their chalice'd flow'rs unfold. * But ere I become thy wedded wife, ' Thou a solemn oath must make, ' And let hap whate'er thou must not dare ' That solemn oath to break : ' That to leave thy bed unfollowed ' To me 'tis freely given, ' And that none shall enquire where I retire, * One night in every seven.' " Then I vow'd I would put my old wife away, " As firm to the oath I swore ; ** But mayhap she had hent of my cruel intent, " For I never beheld her more. '* Yet no peace I find in the rich banquet, *' And with peace is my bed unblest, " Tho' lies at my side no wrinkled bride, But the maid of the greeu forest." ( 133 ) Then clerk Willin he cried to the troubled kilij, " Thy peace can I repair, x * If each year from yon field tea beeves thou'lt yield To the monks of the White-Minster.* " And peace shall preside in this fair palace, "And thy bed with peace be blest, " If to me thou'lt resign, with her racy wirie, ** The maid of the green forest. " For I can by a spell, that I dare not tell, " Relieve thy fetter' d fate; " And I shew'd the young queen my power, I weet, " By a sign that I dare not repeat." Then the king he complied to resign his bride. And each year on the monks bestow The tenth of what fed in his palace green mead. And of what in. his vaults did flow. * Blanchmmstar, afterwards Maserfield, now Oswestry. ( 134 ) Then clerk Willin he took his clasped book, And did the fair palace leave ; And arrived soon, ere set the moon, On the rocks of the Giant's grave. By the mouth of a cavern a bowshot beyond Clerk Willin he took his staud ; Which ev'n at this day, as the villagers say, Leads down to the Fairy-land. Tho' none now dare to adventure so far, Yet many this day have aver'd They its windings did thread 'till over their head, The far Vyrnwy's stream they have heard. Now soon did appear and enter there A maid right royally drest, Whose glittering crown in the moon-beam sllone, 'Twas the maid of the green forest. And while she was in did the clerk begin His spells of potent skill ; While the rising blast sigh'd low as it passM Thro* the stuuted bush ou the hill. ( 135 ) Then he made that revokeless should be his word, As thus to his spirits he said, * Let peace he restor'd to king AlariG's board, " And peace be on his bed. " And may I and the monks of the White-Minster " No other fare e'er know, " Than what shall be fed in his palace green mead, " And what from his vaults shall flow. " And his queen so fine be for ever mine, " And no change let her form betide, " But thro' all her years be as now it appears,. " And ne'er let her leave my side. ** At the cross near the town of the White-Minster, " To make her my own I swear, " There let her be borne ere glimpse of morn, " And I'll meet her and wed her there." And then as he swore, his book he tore, And hasten'd away from the cave. It was dark; for the moon it had long gone down, And set in the western wave, ( 136 ) It was dark as he pass'd the palace so fair, Nor aught did his sight engross 'Till he came to the cross near the White-Minster Yet calPd clerk Williu's cross. Then he saw hy the light of the torches bright That strange Spirits there did hold, An old Ogress grim that sinil'd on him, And her rheumy eye halls roll'd. On her wrinkled chin stood the grey hairs thin, And she close did her skin lips squeeze, And thick on her brow did the grey hairs grow,. Like the moss of old orchard-trees. And she reach'd to the clerk her bony finger, On which was brightly seen, And well was it known by its sparkling stone, The ring of king Alaric's queen. ' Oh take me to thy cloister'd bed, " To be thy bosom guest, " For 1 am the wife thou art sworn to wed, " The maid of the green forest. ( 137 ) '* An ugly Ogress now am I, " Though thrice ten years agone, " In youthful pride the hlooming bride " Of king Alaric I shone. " But I found as I my beauties lost, " I lost his love as well, " 'Till nine years since I charm'd that prince " With this a Spirit's spell: " That his eyes should delight in my beauty bright, " Which never should lose it's hue, f< 'Till within his hall the flag-reeds tall, " And the long green rushes grew " And this spell was given if one night in seven " Ere the pale moon set in the wave, " I alone did go to the grim Ogo, " And an Ogress form receive. " This night I sat late at the gay banquet, " And just ere my task was done, " Thy spells were said, a;id the pale moon's head " Was down to the west wave gone. ( 138 ) " Our power is pass'd, oar spells hare clash'd, * No charm can our fate redress; ' And a penitent now for life art thou, " And I a grim Ogress. " Thy spells were sure, for now peace secure " Doth bless king Alaric's bed, " And peace is restor'd at his banquet board, " But it is the peace of the dead. " For down went the king, and his palace, and all, " And the waters now o'er it flow, " And already in his hall do the flag-reeds tall, " And the long green rushes grow. " Then take thy bride to thy cloister'd bed, " As by oath and by spell decreed, " And nought be thy fare but the pike and the dare, ' And the water in which they feed." Still the villagers near, when the lake is clear, Shew the tow'rs of the palace below, And of Croes-Willin there will the traveller hear, And the cave call'd the grim Ogo. ( 139 ) And oft from our boat en a Summer's eve Sweet music is heard to flow, As we push from the side of the Blue-Lake's tide, Where the long green rushes grow. And our banquet is spread on the boat's fiat head, And our cool wine drawn from the hold, Where the lillies of the pool spread their broad leaves cool. And their chalic'd flowers unfold. And we make good fare of the pike and the dare, And merrily laugh at the jest, How clerk Willin was caught in his own dark plo^ With the maid of the green forest. And quaffing the glass we pray that each lass May each constant lover bless; And may guests that would cheat a kind host of his mate. Be match' d with a grim Ogress. &teme0< PART II. 3facfoental. I am nae poet, in a sense, 5ut just a rhymer, like, by chance. Burns. Bfrregular be TO ^afcspeate's Btrtffoap. Written and recited on occasion of a few literary friends planting a Walnut-tree (having a wine-bottle buried under the root, with an appropriate inscription cut thereon, with a diamond) in the: author's ground, on that day in 1810, and intending to celebrate it annually. t}t TO ^afa&peare'a Mvtfjtusip, INSCRIBED TO JOHN CLAVEBING WOOD, esc*. Natuke, now thy beauties briiig", Bid Genius now it's tribute pay; Haste the many-blossom'd spring;, 'Tis thy Darling's natu.1 day: Borne on Zephyr's breezy wings Her varied vesture Fancy flings; Methinks I see her rainbow-colour'd car Gliding on curl'd clouds thro' blue fields of air. To Avon's meadows cowslip-clad She wheels her mazy way; Well pleas'd to see all nature glad, And Spring her flaunting flow'rets add, x To hail the greatly-gifted lad Upon his natal day. ( 146 ) In showery April's sunshine bright, (Who call'd that day Her sister May To hasten with her hawthorns white) In Avon's mead The lad was laid When first he saw the light; Primroses peeping from their buds of gold Seem'd eagerly their eye-lids to unfold, As though they smil'd To see the child Who in his turn their charms enraptur'd should behold. The lingering flow'rs push'd forth their heads And burst their downy-cradled beds; The ladysmock with silver-tipp'd, The opening daisy crimson-lipp'd, And all with April's dew impearl'd, Their finely-tinted folds unfurl'd, As tho' they wish'd by him to have their praises told. Hush'd is the breeze, 'tis silence drear, The sun enclouds his watery beams; The skies a thickening aspect wear, And Nature's self in sadness seems; ( 147 ) A chilly fearful murmur stirs The hollow-hissing grove of firs, And far the dark horizon o'er The dim-distinguish' d thunders roar. 'Tis Fancy hangs o'er Nature's brow This gloom so sad and wild, Lest scenes to be unfolded now Should fright her fav'rite child; For now athwart the troubled sky The hellish Passions hurry by; And each with hasty louring flight, Glaring by fits before his sight, Like phantoms of a horrid night Their grisly features roll ; But Nature fir'd her infants' eye, That, glancing as they glided by, Prov'd all their various pow'rs to lie Beneath his vast controul. He bow'd his head, The phantoms fled, The gloom forsook the plain; The fearless child Look'd round and smil'd, And Nature, brightening, seem'd to smile again. ( 148 ) Fresh'd is the flow'ry scene, The blackbird swells his mellow throat; And thro' the blue serene Light fleecy clouds beyond the mountains float: On Avon's softly-flowing stream Kow brightly-burnish'd, sunbeams gleam Among tide-kissing trees; Their lustres on the wet leaves glance v A they lightly-trembling danet To the balmy breeze. The heavenly Passions now decend To hail this gentle child their friend; Virgin-vested maidens fair Whose slender waists some ribband r&r Engirdled, by whose varied hue The little bard each Passion knew: Their cover'd bosoms' lovely glow Ting'd their gauzy robes of snow As if carnations blush'd below. Fairies left their lurking-cells " Where the bee sucks" in blossom bells, Whom the blue-fly and humble bee Curol'd with their minstrelsey. ( 149 ) The heart-enrapturM poet saw The Passions all with fearless awe, And look'd with steady view; Until the flighty foot of Fame On tiptoe step among them came, And to the poet flew: The little urchin ran around, And flung his flow'rets o'er the ground, While Fame still follow'd hard; Each scatter'd flow'r she cull'd with care To wreathe a chaplet for his hair, But could not catch the bard. Being cheated, as away she flew She cried, " in fifty years and two Upon this very morn He shall be mine, for ever sure While Time, and Taste, and 1 endure, My Temple to adorn : Let Nature now the prince of Passions call To crown him ruler of them all." The waggish archer then attended, The maids and fairies form'd a ring, While each the infant bard befriended, And of the Passions crown'd him king. ( 150 ) Now the taper-ankled maids Lightly dance the hard around ; Modest cowslips bow'd their heads, And seem'd to kiss the hallow'd ground And as they danc'd He on them glanc'd, And at them scatter'd flow'rets fair; Each Passion took The flow'rs he shook, And stuck them in her braided hair; Conscious how much beauty -hung On ev'ry little flow'r He flung. Ev'n yet on Stratford's elmy lawn In cowslip-days at early dawn Where he was crown'd, I ween, Unnibbled, and of deeper dye, By soul-delighted poet's eye s The ring may still be see*. Btrge FOR THE SAME OCCASION, 23d. APRIL, 1811. ** Sweets to the sweet : farewell. " His fate fulfill'd, his duty done, Nature now calls her favour'd son, And smiles with proud tho' sweet defiance, Pleas'd to the- world that she has shewn How He, ordainM by her alone, Out-magic'd all the spells of Science. Tutor'd by Nature, not the Nine, More than the Muses pow'rs combine Triumphantly o'er death to raise himj Isi.s, with Attic-laurei'd brow, Bends to the Bard of Avon now, And all her sons are proud to praise him. ( 152 ) Ye Spirits, bend around his bier, Ye Fays, in filmy palls appear, Cold is the hand that once attir'd you; There chaunt, ye flies of burnish'd blue, And, cowslips, drop your teary dew, Clos'd are the eyes that once admir'd yoa. Enshrowded in that curtain now He archly drew from Nature's brow When first enraptur'd he surveyM her ; But, ere he left her fostering arms. Fresh he enrob'd her doubled charms, And to the astonish'd world display'd her. O Time, I ask thee not to spare My rhymes, unworthy of thy care, Yet for this day, Q let me strow them Like wild-flow'rs on a village grave That fondness flings (but cannot save) For love of him that lies below them. ( 153 ) But HE, the bright star we hail to-day, O Time, shall never own thy sway, But plume thy wing with angel-feather) His light shall lustre on thy glass Gilding the sand-grains as they pass, Ad both oh both shall fall together. TO ( SCOTTISH DIALECT. ) I've sent thee, Tarn, a wee-bit present, An' tho* it binna cock or pheasant I trust it wonna prove unpleasant, Tho' fain I'd mend it; But, that thou may'st na think the less on't, Thy frien' doth send it. Gin I were but a guid hale laird, An* could or wealth or pow'r afford, Ev'n tho' by swirlie Fortune gor'd, Thou should'st na stumble: But sin' nae wealth on me is pour'd, I maunna grumble. ( 155 ) Jem wishes a* mankind like you, But, 'faith, I maunna wish sae too, 'Twould ruin a* the cantie crew O' ray profession ; Poor lawyers would hae nought to do At 'ssize or Session. I love the life that fools despise, The breezy brae, where lav'rocks vise, Aneath the shade to close my eyes, Content and nappy \ An' tho' I binna unco wise, I'm unco happy. Fou' fa' the fool that did create The fikie fashions o' the great, Their limber-lingo'd primsie prate, An' a' the rest on't: Ae wee- bit welcome tete a tete 's aboon the best on't. ( 156 ) I'll tell thee what, my honest Tarn, The faithless warl my ears may cram Wi' honied words, an* friendly flam, False a' thegither! But, lad, I dinua care a damn For a' their blether. A set o' proud conceited fools, That turn an' stand, like glowr'ing mules, An' worship God by stated rules, An* never mind him: 'mang a' their logic, books, an' schools, They canna find him. Gae, fools, an' lay your logic by, Gae, fools, an' leave the wrangling stye, An' look for God wi' Tarn an' I Thro' Nature ;lear; We peep into a cowslip's eye An' ken him there. ( 157 ) My learned brothers, whose deceit Tangles what God hiinsel' makes straight Tho' wi' fou' words o' logic's heat . . I seldom strike ye, Indeed, for a' your robes o' state, I dinua like ye. Come, Tarn, and taste my muslin kale, I'll stoup for thee the laughin ale, An* gar thee smile wi* mony a tale I'th' lum thigither; An' gin to please ane sang should fail, I'll try anither. Wi' music then we'll cheer oursel/ Nor rob the rich o' scandal fell, Hypocrisy we'll send to Hell, For thence her trade is; Tho' aft on Earth she deigns to dwell Wi' lairds and ladies. ( 158 ) But, honest Tarn, could I but see My ither friends as firm as thee, An* ken their hearts wi' tentie ee, A* blithe an 1 bonnie, The king himsei' might wish to be Thy poor friend Johnnie. Snselmo Eobtmam GllfytM, esq, E, SL DIED AT CAMBRIDGE, 24th MAY, 1803, IN HIS 28th YEAR. " nam me ditcedere flevit, * Et, longum, dilute, vale, vale, inquit, Iola." VIRGIL. Mourn, Friendship, mourn Anselmo dead, Who most rever'd thy sacred name ; And, Sympathy, thy pity shed, And, Music, waft the woeful theme: Ye -purest Passions, him deplore, Your faithful vot'ry is no more. ( 160 ) Who now with us adown the dale At eve serene our walk shall cheer? Who read the poet's tender tale, And drop the sympathetic tear? Ah social joys ! for ever fled, Since lie, the best of friends, is deaL Still may the voice of music sound, The social ev'nings still return; Still may the friendly glass go round, . And bright the blazing fire may burn. But little now these sweets bested, For he that made them sweet is dead. Now oft I leave the crowd behind To wander where he once has beeij; And call each incident to mind That happy oft with him I've seen : Sad Memory ! ah why so just When those we lov'd are laid in dust ! ( 161 ) Come mourn with me, Companions, come. We'll sing the dirge he us*d to sing, To poor Anselmo's " grassy tomb" Each youth a tender tear shall bring; And Friendship shall his loss bemoan, For he, the best of friends, is gone : And Love but hold no more I'll sing, No more I'll add to Sorrow's smart; I fear I've touch'd a tender string That thrills a mourning maiden's heart: Sweet maid, like him, to Heav'n resign, And he and Heav'u shall then be thine. Had we, dear youth, thy poet's pow'rs, For thee we'd lift the lofty line; No praises then should equal ours, For no deserts e'er equal' d thine: May all like thee alike be bless'd, To live belov'd and die caress'd. ( 162 ) But come, the poet's task forbear, Affliction makes our efforts faint; Let's imitate his virtues fair, And practice what we cannot paint; Let's tread the noble path he trod- It leads to happiness and God. : .: .,: .*,: in,,: j ; - 'I THE il &tng. TO A YOUNG LADY. . - Thou hast sent me a circle of gold Undecked with the diamond's shine; But a lovelier sight I behold Thy initial united with mine! And e'er to the "eye of my mind" Thy picture it seems to unfold, For when beauty and goodness are join'd They seem as a circle, of gold. ( 164 ) Let the life of profusion and pride To shine like a jewel be seen; 'Twill be found like a jewel beside As cold and as callous within. But the beauties of wisdom and worth Are in modest apparel enroll 'd; Yet when Tenderness summons them forth They shine like a circle of gold. May the hop'd day of happiness haste When our joys like the circle shall be, When the future shall vie with the past, And thou take a circle from me: Content in our cot shall be found, Our life Love and Friendship enfold, And each year, as it dances around, Shall to us be a circle of gold. . THE Jfroocf). TO THE SAME. > Each youth before he leaves his friends The battle's bray to prove, Some tributary token sends Of friendship or of love. ' A brooch the faulchion's form that bears The love-sick soldier leaves ; The sailor's lass an anchor wears, While he the battle biaves. ( Ififf ) But I no martial symbol send To wake the woeful sigh : The gifts of Love should never lend A pang to Memory. Then on thy beauteous bosom bear This little lyre from me; And let no sad suggestions tear That seat of harmony. For I, where'er I chance to roam, Shall ever fearless fight;. The thought that thou art safe at horn* Puts ev'ry fear to flight. Let Memory from this lyre I send A cheering flame derive; And Hope (the lover's constant friend) Preserve that flame alive. Yet grieve not should I fall, my love. Nor feel a moment's pain. For, trust me, there's a hand above Shall string my lyre again- pastoral pfetle. My dearest Ella, sweetest maid, To me the sweetest far, In poor and humble verse array'd, Receive thy Coriu's pray'r. Ah leave, ah leave that busy scene Where cares and cankers dwell; A noble mind can ne'er disdain To view a village cell. 'Mid flow'ry vales with herbage green, And hills with verdure crown' d, My little lovely cot is seen, By woods encircled round. ( 168 ) My cot is " elegantly neat/' Nor pomp nor poverty; But peace and happiness await, Reserv'd for Love and thee. Then leave, ah leave the guilty town. And still more guilty crew; And come and wear the rustic gown, And hat of harvest hue. Let wealthy lords in grandeur great In robes and rubies shine; In simple humble habit neat Be love and Ella mine. I'd rather live in humble state, And call that state my own, Than be dependant on the great, And subject to their frown. Then come, my love, with Corin live In sweets that never cloy: What would a mighty monarch give To join the rural joy ! ( 169 ) Each morn when on the blushing sky The sun begins to peer, The lark, that quiv'ring carols high, Shall break upon thine ear. Together then we'll stray alonSr Thro' brakes of woodbine sweet, Where many a bird with many a song Thee and the morning greet. I'll lead thee thro' a flowery vale, . Where purple violets grow ; And tell thee many a pleasing tale, And many a landscape shew. With rustic reed I'll pipe a strain. And strive to please thee well; For I'm allow'd by ev'ry swain In piping to excel. At noon, when glist'ning gbs'mers lie, And sultry gleams invade, We'll hear the busy bustling fly That hums beneath the shade- t 170 ) At eve we'll court the bosky bourne, Where cooling breezes breathe, And see the shepherd's lad return Shrill whist'ling o'er the heath. At night (when lore of legends tire) The minstrel's task be mine; My skill to touch the trembling wire Shall vie with all but thine. Thus morning, ev'uing, noon, and night, Shall please alike the mind; For they that study Nature right Will endless pleasure find. The mightiest work Creation shews Is dull to Folly's sight: But he that God and Nature knows Finds wonders in a mite. Then hither, dearest love, repair. Nor Corin's vote decline, For night and morn still is his pray'r Be love and Ella mine. ( 171 ) What if my humble village bed No costly silk affords; Far sweeter rest awaits my head Than many a mighty lord's. Believe me, love, I'd rather hold An humble honest heart, Than strut in gems and guilty gold To act a faithless part. I've walk'd each gay assembly round, In courtly vesture drest; But rural life I've ever found The sweetest and the best. In outward grace and manners rude, No boasted charms are mine; But trust me, love, my heart is good, Because that heart is thine. Beneath the walnut's shabby shell A luscious kernel lies ; But mark what pois'nous juices swell The poppy's painted dyes ! ( 172 ) Then let this truth thy hosom fill, With which I now conclude; That all that's ugly is not ill, Nor all that's gaudy good. 1 x : THE 38ee- IMITATED FROM THE GREEK OF THEOCRITUS. Toy KXs7rrav tfor' ewra &C. Idyl. 19. 4 Clara, beautiful and young, Straying once the woods among, By a little bee was stung. She cried, and danc'd, and beat the ground, And press'd and suck'd the smarting wound. The nymph at length her lover spies, And, sobbing, thus in anguish cries: "Is it not strange that little bees " Should make such mighty wounds as these !'* The lover smil'd with downcast eyes, And, sweetly whisp'ring, thus replies: ( 174 ) " Thou, my love, art like the bee, " Sweets and stings unite in thee; " Thou art small, but well I know " Thy wonnds, sweet nymph, are seldom so.' THE Barometer : o* FAIR AND CHANGEABLE. Tis hard, (the fair Amelia cried) The weather ne'er will please us; I fear to-day we cannot ride To Hagley or The Leasowes: 1 look'd at the Barometer, And sorry am to say That, tho' 'twas yesterday at fair, 'Tis changeable to-day. Ne'er mind it, love, (I then replied) Nor grieve at what is common, Alike is all that's fair beside, Nay not exempting woman. ( 176 ) Then wonder not, nor think it rare, (I've found it to my sorrow) That what to-day has promis'd fair, Has changed before to-morrow. Ah me! (yet surely such things are Not only as .to weather) 'Tis pity changeable and fair Are plac'd so near together! You men (she cried) e'er do us wrong, Yet think not now to cheat me, For trust me' friend, while I've a tongue No Barrister shall beat me.. Then calling all her conq'rours forth, As little nymphs know how, And looking such an angry oath, Exclaim' d I have you now; While men, as women's atmosphere, Are fickle as a feather, Sure we, as their Barometer, May vary with the weather. ( 177 ) But ah ! would'st thou but cease to range. And take me to thy care, My heart from thee should never change, But prove for ever /air. She smil'd and look'd for my reply, She knew I car'd for no man; Alack ! how hard it is ( thought I } To argue with a woman ! - TO THOMAS YATES, VflTH A IN ONE VOLUME. The farther, Yates, from thee I go, My friendship warms with stronger glow; Like that lone star that evening graces Shines hrighter as the dark encreases. As late I join'd the husy press Of London's weedy wilderness, I ponder'd doubting what to send By way of trifle to my friend; Not to repay him half his due, For that a trifle cannot do ; ( 179 ) But just to give a friendly item That, if I could, 1 would requite him. The fittest present I could find Was Shakspeare mirror for the mind. Then take this mental mirror true, 'Tis what you need not blush to view. Within this little compass lies All that's happy, good, and wise, Where souls, attun'd to feeling, borrow Smiles of Mirth, and tears of Sorrow. Here thou may'st thy fancy fit With tearful tales, or waggish wit; Or mark in his exalted lay How earthly grandeur melts away. Mighty master of the heart, What wonders does thy page impart! Persuades the breast, instructs the mind, At once to know and love mankind; ( iso ) Thy strains, of noble souls the food, Can make us happy, wise, and good; For lessons in thy numbers lie How to live, and how to die. fflp Bojcen lotoet. I love my little boxen bower Fringed with April's early flower; On it's leaves of glossy green The climbing sunbeams shed their sheen; Cool it's shade, it's shelter warm, In summer's heat, or winter's storm; The social and the lonely hour Endear my little boxen bow'r. Within my little boxen bow'r With friends I fill the social hour; Or, wanting them, the feats unfold That bards of Greece and Rome have told; Or prove no meaner magic reigns In Britain's more endearing strains : ( 182 ) Contentment sheds her sonny shower Around my little boxen bower. Should I leave my boxen bower Panting up the paths of Power, PufPd with empty pomp of Pride, Blind Ambition for my guide, Ev'n in Splendour's gaudy glare, Cushion'd on the couch of Care, Might I not bewail the hour I left my little boxen bow'r? THE Biatftcap* Woodland warbler, clear and strong, 1 joy to hear thy early song, Descending large thy little throat To swell thy loud melodious note; Leaving, O desultory guest, On some low briar thy flimsy nest, To carol the green woods among, In bappy extacy of song ; How is it that I never see The poet's praise bestow'd on thee? O emblem thou of poet true ! He ought to give thee honour due, Because, like him, in forest green Retir'd, thou lov'st to sing unseen; ( I$4 ) By nature delicate and shy, Avoiding Folly's vacant eye: And there thy note, neglected bird> Is lost, unnotic'd or unheard, Though the pert finch of golden plume May twitter in each lady's room; Thy body brown, and pole so black, Grace both in form and feathers lack; Like bis, thy song's unheeded past, "When 0\ that song is all thou hast. TO CJjomas Pate*. You told me, Tom, in sportive spite, Tho' of the world I speak and writ* 1 do but little know it:. And when for my advice you sue'd, Altho* 1 gave the best I could, You sneer'd, and calPd me Pott ! Then since, my friend, you hold so light Both what 1 think, and what I write, From me no more you scan shall; I'll drop my reason and my rhyme, And try to make my friendship chime With something more substantial. ( 186 ) But ere my Pegasus I quit, This last offence you must permit, Tho' muddy rhymes I spatter; And tho' I give advice and verse, Believe me, neither I rehearse To spite you or to flatter. The wide world educated yon, And plac'd before you what men do; Thence shines your real knowledge: But mine is mere reflected light, Obtain'd by readiug what men write, And that within a College. Then by that sense you ever shew, (Sense, to your arrow'd wit the bow) You ought to be apprized That tapers howsoever small Giving of light their little all Should not be quite despised. ( 187 ) The Poets too (and oh ! for shame I My humble with their honour'd nam* Your wicked wit combines) They're not the only folks by far Who teach to plow and sow the air,. And bore the sell for mines.. Of Theory the beaten road By you, and me, and all is trode; Nor ruts nor hillocks dreading; But Practice-path, tho' plainly seen, Like garden-walks all smooth and green, Is little marked by treading. Oh ! may I take advice myself ! May worms eat Shakspeare on my shelf! If e'er again I offer To give you verses or advice, But pay my little sacrifice From more substantial coffer. ( 188 ) There's many a friend, whose tender part Thus wounded with a wit-shot dart, Would turn their backs upon ye; But trust me, Tom, such friends as those More dang'rous are than honest foes, And no such friend is Johnny. MtUntbolit* Inscribed in Old English characters, on a root-seat at NURSERY, WESTFELTON. O come not to these peacefulle bowres Chagrin* d at humane fol lie; Nor censure here my harmlesse home*. Of blisefulle melancholie* For if ye spurne the ioyes serene? From solitude accruing, Mixe with the busie world againe> Or wealthe or fame pursuinge. But quarrtlle not with, humane-kiude. For little faultes offendinge; Better to beare with what ye finde,. Than marre it in the mendinge, Soe. shall ye walke eche crowded courts- And smile at humane follie; Or pleas'd, like mee, to bowres resort?.- And feasle on melancholie.. INSCRIBED IN A Ceil, Discovered in the Town-walls of Shrewsbury, IN THE GARDEN OF MR. PARKE8. G tccbe mee to foregoe this worldis care, The vauntinge vanities of humane-kinde ; Yet teche mee to forgive eche errour there, That mine elsewhere may like forgivenesse finde. This mossie cell, for toile and" tumult mayde, When hostile arms oppos'd Salopia's towres, Is nowe to mee the sweete and sacred shade Of peacefulle thoughtes in solitarie hpures. May thus my hearte, disturb'd by manie a storme, Eche foe to Love-of-humane-kinde repelle;. Soe shall Contente life's latest ev'ning warme, Like settinge sun-beams warme this westerne celle. And may I, 'when life lingers in the weste, Looke backe serenelie on this sun-gilt shore ; Then stretche my saile to where the wearie reste, Where toile and tumult vexe the minde no more. tinstone's Heto, Brought a seedling from the Leasowes, August, 1806. Young offspring of an aged tree That erst o'er Shentone rear'd it's head, That wav'd in wild luxuriance free, And deck'd it's boughs with berries red, O grace my little grove retir'd, As he of Friendship grac'd the sphere ; So shalt thou be of Taste admir'd, So shalt thou stand to Mem'ry dear. Hereafter 'neath thy sable shade To him the votive urn I'll raise ; Nor shall trim Folly's ruthless blade E'er dare to clip thy graceful sprays. And here shall bards unborn recline To pay to him the tribute due; And genius shall be proud to shine Beneath the shade of Shenstone's yew. ( 192 ) But, yew-tree, if at eve or dawn Hither some nymph should haply turn, And wail of Love to Heav'n withdrawn, Or for unvalued Friendship mourn; Bid her to yonder cot repair Where willows weep and flow'rets twine; With mine her tale of woe compare, And mix her melting tears with mine. There music soft to Shenstone's strain Shall join for us her soothing pow'rs; Nor shall his woes be sung in vain If they but steal a pang from ours. Departed bard ! A friendly part Has he in plaintive numbers shewn, To ease another's aching heart He sung the sorrows of his own. g>Ottfi. ( Scotch Air. Pinkey hoose. ) Near Pinkey hoose abooti the brae 'Mang birks and osiers slender, In hawthorn-days I love to stray, And pipe my wild notes tender; But little boots the gowan'd plain Unless my lassie's near me; And sadly flows my sweetest strain Unless she's there to hear me. O Nature, keep thy nectar'd cup Gin I alane maun take it, For sweeter far's a cozie drop When those we love partake it. Then, lassie, seek yon hawthorns gay, And hear my wild notes tender, Near Pinkey hoose aboon the brae, 'Mang birks and osiers slender. ong. (Air. Peggy Bawn.) Why should I sigh ? The maid I love Declares she loves me true; In constancy she peers the dove, And oh ! in beauty too : On me her eyes enamour'd roll, Her lips in dimples play; Yet sad am I, and sick at soul, For oh, she's far away. Why should I sigh? The maiden mine Nor scornful is, nor oy ; Each morrow brings her loving line To make my bosom joy ; The maiden mine, she loves me well. And bids my heart be gay; Yet sighs my pensive bosom swell, Because she's far away. ( 195 ) Why should I sigh? Sweet Spring is here, And blithe each bird and flow'r And pleas'd I sit, my soul to cheer, Within her fav'rite bow'r; Her lyre I take, and fain rehearse The song she lovM to play; But still the burden of each verse Is, oh she's far away. THE Thou yellow bunch with berries white, By juice of neighbour nourish' d, 'Tis said in Druid's holy rite Thy brittle branches flourished, Found on the mossy arms of oak With golden blade they cut thee; And, as the mystic words they spoke, On sacred pile they put thee. But Druid rites are over now, Yet never be thou missing ; I'll sacred hold thy hallow'd bough, Because it sanction's kissing: Thy branches o'er my couch I'll twine, And round my brows I'll wreathe them, And rites, than Druid's more divine, I'll celebrate beneath thein. ( 197 ) Ah ! what's the luscious lip to me, Tho' dews of nectar tip it? Unless I'm privilegeM by thee, Alas ! I dare not sip it. Then while the Gorse, with golden blow, Shall kissing keep in fashion, Be thou at hand, O Missletoe, And help the harmless passion. But so it haps, if one is near, The other's out of season ; Or if the other should be there, To touch it would be treason. Ye pretty plants! admir'd of me; Oh, by ye both I swear it, Whene'er the one of ye I see, I wish the other near it! OSWESTRY SCHOOL. Alone I love to haunt, fair Oswestry, The woods and hills that bosom thee around, Sprinkling my lyre of guideless minstrelsey With notes that, like thy rills, unheeded sound, Trickling at times all wild along, Lush herbs and mossy stones among. Then smoothly gliding o'er the meadow ground, 'Till in some roaring torrent toss'd, Their little melody is lost ; Or borne to some deep river's muddy shore, Is heard no more. Yet can I not restrain the lay, For ah, this lonely scene Minds me of many a distant day, And many a time between, ( 199 ) Since here I first at early age Began to con the column' d page. A little waddling trowser'd lad 1 came, and tedious toil'd O'er leaves in yellow canvass clad, Leaves corner- curl'd and soil'd : And hid the bitten apple, half-afraid, Flush'd at the noise the munching made. I say I love to stray alone, For school-companions all are gone; Far countries some to see ; In Fortune's dome some refuge find; Wealth's dusty ways while others wind; And some in Fame's bright noon reclin'd, Care little now for me. And how to strangers can I tell The joys that now my bosom swell To trace my tree-cut name? To them, alas, 'twill only shew That I was twice ten years ago A candidate for fame; And warn me would the waggish throng To trust to trees, and not to song. ( 200 ) And many a flow'r of purest dye That open'd in that garden then, Long since has closM it's little eye, Unplanted in the fields of men. Fair snowdrops they, that early fall In the young lap of April gay, Nor live to see the glories tall That flourish in the train of May. Wotless how many a blooming head May grace the ground when they are dead. And He* that train'd our tender stem Now sleeps, good man, the long long sleep with them. I then 'mid proud Salopia's towers Lightly my little pinnace plied O'er Ovid's river, bank'd with bowers, Or push'd it's more invigour'd powers Through Virgil's graceful tide; 'Till Fancy loos' d the cables of controul, And, launch'd at large, I felt th' astonish'd soul High on the roaring surge of Homer's ocean roll. * Rcvd. Eusebius Edwardi. ( 201 ) Some, fir'd with hot mis-guiding light, Like northern flakes that fret the night, False-glory's meteor glare, Hurried afar to human fight, In fields that blasts of evil blight, To do the work of hell, the butcher- work of war. Such have afflicted fathers mourn'd, Such have applauding senates prais'd, Their bones in holy house inurn'd, And high the stately stone have rais'd. O give me but to trace my name The lowest on Parnassus' base, With pencil dipp'd in Avon's stream, Though faint and feeble be the trace, At, death I'll deem it higher grace Than tomb with trophied honours clad, Though aisl'd in Abbey's hallow'd place, With all that Sculpture's art can add. So pray'd my young heart, then all akin To the numbers wild and free That here did my boyish bosom win, As I read of the feuts of the bold Robin, All under the green-wood tree. ( 202 ) Nor lov'd I less in simple dress The tender verse that ran Of her that won an earlis son, And him the banish'd man. With fev'rish thirst of rhyme inflam'd I oft the quaint acrostic fram'd; Or spread the jingling riddle's maze To catch a comrade's partial praise. Nor did my stolen leisure lose On him the Mariner to muse, Who, far from home's endearing smile, Dwelt on the solitary isle. And oft I own'd the despot reign Of high Romance's giant strain, Bewitch'd by all the spells that lie In storied nights of Araby. No wonder that to minds like mine Such fancies then seem'd wond'rous fine : For he, the rude untravel'd wight, That stares at Breidden's craggy height, Weets not to what superior skies The mightier Alps or Andes rise : ( 203 ) Nor dream'd I in those early days Of Hamlets or of Odysseys. f Siuce then how varied scenes I've seen ! And dearer learning bought; Sipp'd at the mingled cups of men, Ah cups, not always found, I ween, So pure as then I thought. Yet not so muddy is the draught But it may be refin'd, And ev'n Life's bitterest cup be quafPd A rned'cine for the mind. And that dull canting fool, I wis, That finds on earth no real bliss, Rails at the cup himself hath mix'd amiss. Nature for him no blessings show'rs, With spUen his very soul he sours. He needs not seek a scene like this. Ye flowery vales, ye woody hills, Thou lengthening prospect wide ! With Gratitude my bosom fills; And Joy's o'erflowing tide, ( 204 ) To think that, insect though I be, Yet ev'n to me is given To con this fair creation free From insects of a less degree To orbs that roll in heaven; Yea, to the fixed fires the mind may soar That freck night's azure arch and look on millions more. Yet here on this terrestrial spot Enough of good is given To bid us bless our humble lot, And plume our souls for Heaven. If aught Devotion can bestow, And Love-of-man and all below. 'Twas this that led a Newton's soul Beyond the starry way to roll, And that, of Heav'n's own fire a part, Enshrin'd itself in Howard's heart, And fell, when he to God was gone, On him, the Man of Whittington. Thou, sainted Memory, art mine, And smiling Hope, of birth divine, ( 205 ) Ev'n now I feel your mingled pow'r, Ev'n in this solitary hour. Yon church that lofty limes half hide, High pinnacled in Gothic pride, The chime the quarter'd hour that tells Light touch'd on three discordant bells, Nay all I hear, and all I see, And all I think has charms for me. I mark the tow'r's ill-measur'd chimes, And think on childhood's truant times, For still the self-same tune is troll'd, * My lodging's on Ihe ground so cold." Then squalling rapid pass the pile A flight of wheeling swifts the while, Or crevic'd in some cornice rough Chaffers the pert and prattling chough. And sooth, these sounds, tho' harsh to hear, At times are music to my ear. They tell of times that long are gone, They speak of deeds that long are done, And musing Memory loves to dwell On every trifle that they tell. ( 206 ) For taintless times and fraudless deeds Are of Life's loveliest tree ihe seeds, Of which on every branch it rears Fond Memory, pours her pleasing tears, And if 'tis lopp'd by Fortune's shafts Sweet Hope her cyons there engrafts, While on the Heav'n-aspiring shoot Ripens the everlasting fruit. WRITTEN ON THE NIGHT OF MY What have I been doing 7 Blithe was the board, and festive were the hours When many a friend regal'd my natal day; And Mirth and Music joinM their witching powers To make the very gloom of Winter gay: When I by chance beneath the nipping ray Of the cold moon, that glisten'd keen and clear, Indulg'd at eve a momentary stray, The Spirit of my birth, with voice severe, Yet looks serenely sweet address 'd my list'niug ear : ( 208 ) Hold, Youth, a moment hold, nor yet return Where sweet For^etfolness thy mind decoys, From rathe Rememb'rance one true maxim learn, One thoughtless step Life's journey oft alloys; Put off from hence the soft indulgent joys, The dream of youth that leads to waking woe, Fond scenes of love, and rhymes, and idle toys, And all that youth and playful fancies shew. Poor is the rose's fruit tho' sweet it's blossoms blow. Since first thy little infant steps I view'd Full twice ten times the verdure's come and flown; Yet not in vain these trees their bloom renew'd, Full twice ten times the useful fruits have grown < i Then what hast thou in all these seasons done ? Does Truth expand while Science cloathes thy mindf Bring'st thou from Oxford's pageant porch, alone A tufted cap, and hood " that droops behind !" With sleeves of fluttering silk replete with empty wind? ( 209 ) Was it for this by Severn's circling stream I taught thy youth to cull the fairest flow'rs ? Was it for this I oft to Isis came And cheer'd thy wand'ring solitary hours? But now my wing with sad reluctance cours To see thy youth in soft enjoyment flown ; To see neglected all thy native pow'rs, And twice ten years of youthful vigour gone. Say, in these years of prime ichat hast thou done? Hast thou aright the league of God explor'd That Nature's comments on her Author shew ? Hast thou in op'ning herbs and minerals por'd Where soothings soft for man's afflictions grow ? Do'st thou of Laws the nice distinction know, To hold 'twixt man and man the scales of right? Can'st thou give Truth in Eloquence to flow, And wrest oppression from tyrannic might? I sigh'd. The Spirit frown'd and sighing took her flight. CANTICVM cui Anglice ingressus " O Nancy wilt thou gang wi' me " Latinc redditum. Anna, ! nonne tremes mecum procul ire per agros, Deliciasque urbis linquere, nonne tremes? Parva domusne tibi viritli sub rupe placebit? Te ueque lassabit rustica vita rudis? Quo ueque Golcoudae spoliis gemraata nitebis, Quo neque vestis erit murice tiucta tibi? Liuqucre nonne gemes, virgo charissima, sedes Quo pulcbras inter pulchrior ipsa fores? Cum procul a cboreis, laeta procul urbe relict^, Festum non cupies turn revocare diem ? Tune potes solis fervorem ferre furentis, Tune potes rigidse frigora sceva nivis P ( 211 ) Quam qneat (heu! dictu miserum) tua blaHdula forma, Quam pectus tenerura tanta perida pati ? Ah ! cupiesue redire domosque revisere dulces Quo pulchras inter pulchrior ipsa fores? Estne fidelis amor tibi tautus, amabilis Anna, Extremas mecum sortis adire vices? Sique onerosa mat clades, mea fida puella, Nonne dolebis onus triste levare meum ? Die, veniente gravi cruciata per ossa dolore, Tune fovebis, amans, membra calore mihi? Pectore nee memori lugebis festa relicta, Quo pulchras inter pulchrior ipsa fores ? Cum moribundns ero, amplexus properatque supreraus, Tune dabis lacrymans basia chara mihi? Atque oculos dextra tremulos mulcebis ainata, Dulceque sedabis tristia tela necis ? Et super exanimum lacrymas spargesne cadaver, Singultansque feres serta caduca manu ? Turn neque praeteritos lugebis in urbe lepores, Quo pulchras inter pulchrior ipsa fores ? RESPONSIO, per amicura. Ljeta tibi, Gulielrae, comes nihil ire recusam, Qua fera fata trahant, te duce, lata sequar: Tecta casae desert;* colam modo compos ainautis, Mul a mihi tecum gaudia sylva feret. Rustica si vestis Gulielmo pluris habetur, Anna cupit serum vellera nulla sibi. Te sine magnificaeque urbis mihi munera sordent, Et prae te sordent regia dona mihi. Lata sequar, dilecte virum, qua previus ibis, Taedia ncc capient me memiuisse domum : Seu propriore rota me Sirius urget iniquus, She t"u rit Boreas, ingeminatque miuas. Tu modo sis semper praesens mihi, nulla timebo Quid mihi ferre potest s*vior ira Dei; Temnere vcl summos potero secura dolores, Turn tua per terras, te duce, fata sequar. ( 213 ) Finge, age, te gravibus, dirum prccor omen abesto ! Irnplicitum vitae grande dolere malis; Suppositus capiti prohibet languere lacertus, Cantatas curas sopit et Anna tibi. Qua? tibi sollicito suspensa assidat amore, Haud mibi, si qua fides, semula martis erit: Nee prius abscedam, victrix quam muneris almi, Nil nobis, quod te pluris haberaus, adest. Si tibi fata manns, quod Dii prohibete, nocentes Admoveant, miserum ! quid mibi mentis erit? Namque pii miitime poterunt depingere fletus, Sollicitatn qui me perget habere dolor. Mors autem Stygias cum te vocet atra sub umbras, Me morti tradam promptior ipsa sequi : Et moribunda precar, quo sint sua gaudia morti, Contiguam poui me, Gulielme, tibi. SOMNIVM AMANTIS. M Tcr conatus ibi collo dare brachta circum, ' Ter frustra comprensa manus effugit imago, " Pat levibut ventis, volucrique simillima somno." Virgil. Chara mihi apparuit per noctem forma Mariae, Fronte decor micnit, risus in ore fuit: Dulce lyram digitis niveis percussit eburnam, Dulcior at cecinit vocibus ipsa simul. Alba fuit vestis (pectus longe albius) illi, Luxemut gemmae J frontis at astra magis. Vidi dura speciem tarn divam tamque venustam, Flagranti tumuit pectus amore mihi, Rideutes toties in me direxit ocellos, Ah ! quoties haesit cordc sagitta meo. Forraara dum miror, miror dum rausica verba, Parvus perrurapit sorania grata culex : O inimice culex! cithara?que melosque silescunt, Occurritque oculis nulla Maria meis. ( 215 ) Quantum me praesens tam diva beavit imago. Tantum nunc absens saucia corda secat. Ah ! mod6 laetus eram, Divum felicior ullo, At nunc me miserum pessimus angor habet. Jam scio quam paulum distant dolor atque voluptas, Quodque hc hora levat proxima forte premat. INSCRIPTION For an Urn to Linnaeus, under a Lime-tree, in the grounds of John Clavering Wood, Esq. of Marsh Hall, Salop. UNNJEVS DE RE SCRIBIT QVAQVE BREVITER COPIOSE. NATVR.E SPISSVS FIDVS CLARVS INTERPRES. NOT A VERVS, AVDITA CAVTVS, COGITATA MODESTVS. VTILE M1NIME IGNORAVIT, NECNON DVLCI M1SCVIT. ATT1CE SPARTAN VS. EST LINN.CVS. TALI ET TANTO CORDI MORTVI VRNAM, VIVENTI SE LVBENS VOVEAT I. C. W. INSCRIPTION On a root-seat, un^er a large Purple-Beech, ledicated to Thomas Yates, at Nursery, Westfelton. AMICITIE ET T. Y. SELLVLAM HANC, ET QVA TEGERIS ARBOREM, SACRAS ESSE VOLUIT J. F. M. D. M)pm& PART III. tumorous Some rhyme a neebor's name to lash ; Some rhyme (vain thought!) for needfu' cash; Some rhyme to couit the countra clash, An' raise a din : For me, an aim I never fash ; J rhyme for fun. BU3NS. THE atopet SEEKING A >amt A TALE. Before I enter on my s'ory, Good Readers, I must first implore ye T' observe I serve this saucy dish up To neither deacon, priest, nor bishop. To ev'ry mind it must be plain That 'tis the old popish priests I mean. Let not my story be mistaken By English bishop, priest, or deacon, For they who wince when nothing hits 'em Appear to " take the cap that fits 'eta. 3 ' ( 222 ) A Lawyer once, as legcncfe tell us, For his profession warmly jealous That they no sainted patron hoasted Of whores enshrin'd, or martyrs roasted, Of all the black and bloody number Whose names our calendars encumber, Resolv'd uuto the Pope t' apply, A palron there to beg or buy: He put his gown, and ruffles fair on, His band, and better head of hair on; But, lest, his eloquence should flag, He stor'd within a yellow bag Round arguments, that well he knew Would more than Law or Language do; And such as always should be pleaded When parsons are to be persuaded. And now, where Poverty's petition Pleads long in vain to get admission, Our lawyer took a method shorter, For trying on tlte honest porter One of his arguments, it straight Unbarr'd to him the sacred gate. ( 223 ) So (as I've somewhere heai'd or read) A certain Trojan took itt's head To see the Devil's parliament, And to the gates of Hell he went, Where 'till this time he might have tarried Had not the witch before him carrie4 A golden bough: perltaps this fact is The precedent of modern practice, For gold is still the ticket to The courts above and courts below : Nay, some maintain that this same bough To maces is converted now, And borne in church and state, to shew Where those who follow it are to go. Before his Holiness arriving Our lawyer's now his speech contriving, Pulls up his gowu, puts straight bis tails, Twisting a red-tape round bis nails, His fingers tabbering, smooths his band, His long sleeve fumbling in his hand; Then hemming simpering bowing rises ; Like other counsel do at 'ssizes. ( 224 ) For he the reason had discerned Why councellors are call'd " the learned ;" And 'tis because our pleading men are all Like that old Greek attorney-general, Who (mumbling in his mouth a jackstone)} Maintain'd that Eloquence's knack shone / In nought but " action, action, action." J Methinks our modern men of fees Have heard of this Demosthenes. Our lawyer bended to the Pope, and Thus his urgent case he open'd : " O thou that art St. Peter's curate, " Let not thy bosom prove obdurate, " But grant my suit, that neither wishes " The scrapings of your loaves or fishes, " Nor do I beg, however humble, " The crumbs that from your table tumble;. " The boon I ask to glad my heart with " Is what the veriest priest may part with, " For such a trifling blessing is it *' That when 'tis giv'n you will not miss it, ( 225 ) " For all the object of my plaint " Is, to obtain a patron saint. " I see not why our honest labours u Should not be notic'd like our neighbour?. " Tn case of need there's no physician " But good St. Luke grants his petition. " Death- warrants pshaw I mean prescriptions '* Are sign'd beneath his benedictions. " Divines have Peter, Paul, and John, '-' And all the rest to call apon. <* The cobler drives nor peg nor his pia " Without a pray'r to good St. Crispin. " I can make good by cases cited " How poor we lawyers .are requited; " We have no saint in heav'n to shew " The good deeds that on earth - we do ; " (Tho some folks think 'twere need we had one " To intercede for many a had one.) " We care not what his rank or name is, '* A lawyer never should be squemish, " Tho' if to chuse I am permitted, " I'll name one to our calling fitted, ( 226 ) " The great St. Michael, saint reuown'd, " Who pinn'd the Devil iii the pound, " From whence (O think it not uncommon) " He was replevied by a woman. " This saint then let the. lawyers greet, " Who beat down Satan at his feet. ** So may your holy order be " As leeches to the laity, " Ye know th' effects of too much blood, " And kindly suck it for our good. " So may your holy order stand " The glow-worms of each gloomy land ; " So may your lights lost sheep allure, " Like lanthorns of the marshy moor ; " So may ye feast on all thats nice, "And pardons fetch their highest price; " So may ye after death inherit " The meed that most becomes your merit." Thus spoke the Lawyer, bending low : The oily Pope began to blow, For he in size might safely mock The knight who fought by Shrewsbury clock; ( 227 ) On couch his listless body lolling, " His eyes in a fine frenzy rolling" Glanc'd, from within their fiery sockets, From lawyer's wig to lawyer's pockets; And, judging only by his cloathes, (Like them whose all depends on those) Concluded from his plain apparel He was a worthless empty barrel, And, pennyless because he guess'd him, With haughty look he thus address'd him: " Thou little limb of litigation, " Thou art the Devil's near relation, " Such impudence I never saw here, v But impudence becomes a lawyer; " A lawyer too a saint requiring, <( But weeds will ever be aspiring, " Return, man, to thy long-rob'd brothers, o Our saints are all engag'd to others." While yet he spoke with many a frown, The lawyer's hand, beneath his gown, His yellow bag from pocket took. And loud the jingling shiners shook. ( 228 ) O golden tones! how great your force is. How passion-soothing your discourse is ! Were not the wond'rous lyres of old That charm' d the beasts all strung with goldf Could he, as I've heard scholars tell, That fool who fetch'd his wife from hell, Coyld he (I say) have done such things By twanging calgut fiddlestiings ! Oh no it was with golden tones He mov'd the beasts, the stocks, and stones* It must be true for at this hour The lawyer has reviv'd tbeir pow'r, Nor do they leave him in the lurch, But move a pillar of the church: For as the lawyer's music jingled, The Pope's soft heart with pleasure tingled. This very fact explains the riddle Why after-poets prais'd the fiddle, (The fiddle here, observe, I go to Like Rhetoricians, pars pro toto.) And why the fiddle they confess'd Had " charms to soothe a savage breast." ( 229 ) What miracles may we not liope Since music " beads a knotty" Pope ? And by its magic pow'r we find The true "affections of his mind," His mind, made up of proper soils " For treasons, stratagems, and spoils." Now as the bag came forth to view, Quite mild and affable he grew, But when 'twas on the table emptied His holy heart was almost tempted To own his insult he regretted, But that's what parson never yet did. The honest lawyer saw his doubt, .And thus replying, helpd him out. * If then your Holiness won't bestow me w A patron saint, do but allow me ** To leave this little mite of mine " Intended for my patron's shrine; ( 230 ) ** Tho' I had hopes for to appear " Before his shrine from year to year, " And to have borne in your procession " The tributes of owr poor profession. " But since, alas! us you imply, " Your saints " have other fish to fry," " I'll go, and think no more about 'em, " An honest man may do without 'em, " We'll try to find another road, " And get to heav'n by doing good/' The crafty priest began to stare, He found he'd carried things too far; For then he first reflected on The lawyer's conduct and his own, 'Twas then he saw the close attendance Of Spirit upon Independence; 'Twas then he saw 'twas Pride, not Sense, That gives a priest impertinence. Then O ! be they for blockheads book'd Who play with fish before they're hook'd. And now the lawyer's money fingering, (The counsel bowing, leaving, lingering) ( 231 ) The Pope to stay a moment press'd hirai And rising, gracious thus address'd him: '* learned brother of the Law, " Do not unsatisfied withdraw, " It is the duty of our place ** To graut petitioners our grace, " And with indulgent search to aim it " On sinners that with reason claim it, " Now it appears that your profession " Stands much in need of intercession, " And tho' our saints have each their client " (The fuel is true, you may rely on't) " Yet I've a stratagem inveuted " That your profession may be sainted; " A priest may quibble if there's cause, " And set it down a pia fraus. " Then if I grant you this petition, " It must be done on this condition : " You church you see, with painted panes, " The statue of each saint contains, " In sculptur'd niche each stands alone, " Display'd by carver's skill in stone; ( 232 ) " These aisles you'll niue times walk around, " Your eyes with ninefold bandage bound, " And, while you wear the blinding bands on, J' The figure first you lay your hands on, " Be it on sinner, saint, or matron, " Shall hence be call'd the Lawyer's patron : " To him your humble pray'rs be made, " To him your tribute shall be paid, " Your earnest hopes on him rely " That he'll promote ye when ye die." These terms declar'd they both consent, And to the sainted walls they went. And now the cautious parson ties A bandage o'er the lawyer's eyes ; Like cows are hood-wink'd by their master That pilfer in another's pasture. Now, forwards bent, the long-rob'd man With out-stretch - ' d arms his course began : Just like a blind old bony horse Around a crab-mill gropes his course. Each sliding foot the pavement tries, Lest steps should trip him by surprise; ( 233 ) Nine times the aisles he hobbled round, Nine times the starting-pillar found, Nine times each sainted shrine he pass'd, And with bewilder'd step at last The tenth time stood upon the stone Where first his Circuit was begun. " All's fair," exclaini'd the Pope, "proceed to " Elect the saint that chance may load to." Again the hood-wink'd gownsman gropes, And for a princely patron hopes, Slow thro' the dull and damp aisles gropi:ig, Moving sometimes, and sometimes stopping; At length a sudden stand he made, And thoughtful seem'd, as tho' he pray'd. The Pope (for narrow minds the soonest Imagine otiier men's dishonest) His eyes upon the lawyer keeping, Strongly suspected him of peeping; For lie by chance had ta'en his station, And seem'd in earnest contemplation, Just where ou high St. Michael stood, With Satan at his feet subdu'd. ( 234 ) " Let's see before you lay your hands on," Exclaim'd the Pope, "if safe the band's on.'* He found it safe, his doubts were eas'd, I 1 He bade him touch whene'er he pleas'd. But first he whisper'd in his ear What now must in my tale appear; For 'tis the duty of my story A popish trick to lay before ye, Altho' it is as idle stuff cast From th' ancient tale that now I roughcast ; Which reason to conclude may urge ye 'T has been corrected by the clergy; For th' oldest books are most suspected T' have been by popish priests corrected. The trick was this the Pope observing 1 (A lucky thought his purpose serving) The lawyer being in stature low Could hardly reach St. Michael's toe, And that he needs must lay his hands on The figure that St. Michael stands on; Approach'd the doubting lawyer near, And, nudging, whisper'd in his ear ( 235 ) ** We clergy ever are inclined " To help the ignorant and blind, " Therefore, my friend, if you should bait here, " You're sure to touch St. Michael's altar." This hint the lawyer much delighted, Who 1hus his vows in raptures plighted, Exclaiming " by the Virgin matron, " Be this our saint, be this our patron, " To this saint (be it who it may) " Henceforth let ev'ry lawyer pray ; " I' th' name of all our tribe I take him,^ " never may our tribe forsake him, " To him each lawyer's vows be made, "" To him each lawyer's tribute paid, " Our earnest hopes on him rely *' That he'll promote us when we die." With that (misled by counsel evil) One hand he reach'd, and grasp'd the Devil ! And (as by sympathy) he puts The other on the parson's guts. ( 236 ) And now the Pope (0 cunning elf! Thinking to be the saint himself) TluJVdisappointed lawyer press'd As saint to chuse which he thought best Either the Devil or the Priest. } Quoth he, " our tribe 1 bring this farce on " By taking counsel of a parson ; " So therefore I reject the priest, " And of two evils chuse the least !" . THE STORY OF done into doggrel. We read in Greek Romances old That one Prometheus was so bold Smoaking with friends and ale jocosely At heaven's lamp to lights his Broseley. But how he got the etherial prize, By convex glass, or lady's eyes, Is not by th' old recorders cited, But certain 'tis his pipe was lighted; For, as I know the story ran, With that same pipe he made a man; He mix'd his clay and alabaster, And cast in earthen mold his planter* ( 238 ) And wond'rous ! when the mold was fraclur'd, A living man was raannfactur'd. Now Jove, a Justice of the Peace, Hearing the said Prometheus' case, Cried, " Zounds ! from us our trade he's taking, " We have a patent for man-making. " Go order Vulcan and his lads " To bring their hammers and some gads, " To bear him hence, and fast nail him on " The snowy summit of Pliulimmon. " And let him hang for ages thereon " To feed the kites and crows with carrion." Up there for thrice ten years he stuck, While vulture's gnaw'd his growing pluck. From whence at length he got release By giant-killer Hercules. Yet Jove, of heav'n the Lord Chief Baron, Sitting one day his elbow chair on, Could not forget his ancient huff, And thought his sufferings not enough. i ( 239 ) Then much he por'd with dire intent To find a greater punishment; He thought of scourges, racks, and chains, Of living deaths, and lingering pains, Of burning, freezing, frying, toasting, Piercing, cutting, starving, roasting; And one by one his fancy fell On all the punishments of hell. Nay, once it came his cruel head in To make him study special-pleading. Or feel, like me, how keen the curse is To want a rhyme when writing verses. Or, what is worse, like you're now plighted, To hear a tedious tale recited. But while each torture thus he singled, He was resolv'd to have them mingled ; And that Prometheus should be fix'd Where all these miseries are mix'd; And so in doubt no longer tarried, But straight resolv'd to have him- married! ( 240 ) Quoth he, " in Hymen's stocks I'll place hiut, " Where ev'n Repentance can't release him: " And there, if I am not mistaken, He'll get his belly-full of bacon. *' With his own blow-pipe there I'll bend him, " And an extinguisher will send him, " Which, if he once begins to handle, " "Will soon put out his farthing candle, " And soon will he, I warrant, then " Be surfeited of making men. " But then (thought he) 'twill all depend " Upon what sort of wife I send : u Women, like cards, before they're tried, " Display to view the fairer side; " But, taken up, make many start " To find a club who sought a heart, " A partner that, with alter'd face, ** Will play the deuce and los'e the ace. " Then should I such a trump bestow " As I have dealt to (one you know) " A greater blessing can't be given " Not ev'n by me, tho' king of heaven. ( 241 ) " But if it is ray luck to pitch " Ou such a self-conceited bitch *' As "once the Devil dropp'd (I fear The reader will too soon guess where) " More curses will his couch encumber " Than all the devils in hell can number. " To find a wife of such a grain '* In heaven, the closest search is vain; " In heaven I'm sure no lady's maid is, " Nor are there boarding-schools for ladies, " This bus'uess I'll no longer sulk, on, " But find my old fac-totum Vulcan." This Vulcan was a man of mettle, Could clean a jack, or mend a kettle, "With all the gods he'd crack his joke, And had of work a decent stroke; Old Neptune's fish-fork he'd repair. Or clap a shoe on Juno's mare. Nay once (as I have somewhere read it) He made a shield that did him credit. He shone alike in great and small trades, In short, he was a Jack of all trades. ( 242 ) Now Jove went out with anger itching, And found this Vulcan in the kitchen; He'd brought a poker for the maid, And o'er a mug of beer he stay'd. " Vulcan, (quoth he) my crafty cobb, " I'll help thee to a titish jobb; " Which, if well done, shall make thee prouder,' " Shall wider spread thy fame and louder, " Than all my casks of thunder-powder. " For, when complete, I have a notion " 'Twill represent perpetual motion. " Yet, tho' I sketch thee here an outline, " Without rule do it, and without line. " This instrument, when first 'tis found, " Has sweetest melody of sound, " But seldom, like the flute, appears * To sweeten as it grows in years. " Nay oftentimes its sweetest tones " Will turn to discords all at once, " And so astonish those that play it " That all their power cannot lay it. ( 243 ) " Yet many a man that once has seen it " Would give the world could he obtain it; " But haviug it, he'd grieve and flout it, " And give the world to be without it; " Just like the magnet is its action, " Possessing wonderful attraction, " And like the inverted magnet too " It often drives what once it drew. " And though this little neat machine " Is weak and tender to be seen, " And knows submission is its station, " It rules the lords of the creation." " Quoth Vulcan (slyly tossing up The drippings of his empty cup) " The thing you want is not uncommon, " Your riddle means, a sort of woman " By nature made to fit her station, " But warp'd by modern education ; *' And, by my faith, friend Jove, between us " You call'd to mind our Missus Venus; " The veriest devil in the skies, " But, hang her she's got pretty eyes. ( 244 ) <* Your wish, friend Jove, fulfilled you'll find, " I'll rig a vessel to your mind." He molds a maid in form so fair That ev'n with Venus might compare, In graceful attitude might ape her, The foot so neat, the leg so taper, Peeping beneath her snowy cloathes That careless o'er her limbs he throws; Her graceful hair in fillet furls, Her forehead half-conceals in curls; Her eyes with lengthen'd lashes tips, And parts with pearls her luscious lips! Bat ah ! no spark of mind or soul Was there to brighten up the whole. He gave her life, and that was all, And made her just about as tall As girls when first they go a madding, And sent her 'mong the gods a gadding; Like girls go gadding lure in London, To have their brains and tuckers undone, And spend a world of pence and pains To spoil their tuckers and their brains. ( 245 ) She'll something learn, and yet 'tis odds, I'th higher circles 'mong the gods. She first to Juno pays devotions And learns of her to have high notions ; Thinking her haughtiness to hide Because she calls it " proper pride." Venus soon learns her tittle-tattle, And Mars the captain brags of battle; And Monsieur Mercury, d'ye see, Shews rigadoon and balance'. But, oh Apollo ! 'twould make you sick To hear her strum, and call it music. In short, she visited their hails, Their dinner-parties, routs, and bulls, And took, in this exalted station, What Fashion calls her Education ; But, as 'tis cail'd by -men of letters, To ape the vices of her betters. And 'cause she something -learn'd from all, They did her name Pandora call. Now having taken her degrees, Mistress of Arts, sucli arts as these, ( 246 ) Straight unto Jove old Vulcan brought heO And shew'd how stylishly he'd fraught her, > Equal to any modern daughter. Well pleas'd was then old Jove to find A vixen suited to his mind; A face so fair, a head so evil, 'Twould catch a saint, and plague a devil. Then in her hand a box he put, And charg'd her close to keep it shut, And give it to the man she led To be the pirt'ner of her bed; And while the box was in their keeping She never once should dare to peep in. s He orderM Vulcan then to carry her, And ask Prometheus if he'd marry her. Prometheus, cunning as old Tsick, Knew Jove intended him some trick, And rightly all her trappings took For feathers that couceal'd a hook, " No, no, (quoth he) friend Vulcan, here " You bring the wrong sovo by the car ; ( 247 ) " And so my door I beg you'll step by, " And take her to my brother Epi." Now .Epimetheus was more slow In judgment, than his brother Pro. A plain good-natur'd sort of chap, Quite unsuspicious of mishap ; His judgment always, by the bye, Was dazzled with a woman's eye ; And when a lovely nymph he saw He never thought of Dlot or flaw ; Or seeing them would be their bail, Like him who tells this silly tale. i Nor wonder that his brother Pro This act unbrotherly should do, For now-a-days full many a brother Is often catch'd in such another. Poor Epimetheus soon consented, And Vulcan soon the knot cemented, Ere scarce the parties had agreed. Like that old chap beyond the Tweed. ( 248 ) And now for almost half a year Quite happy liv'd the wedded pair; Not but sometimes the wife was pleading Her claims to quality and breeding ; And honest Epi now and then Would wish the noose untied again. But these had been small stumbling-blocks; Had she not op'd her fatal box. Upon the lock, which open'd easy, Was seen the name of " Delicacy; " The key presented to appearance These words " I'm mutual Forbearance." She burst the bolt, and out a crew Of hideous winged harpies flew; Of various vice a combination The fruits of female education. Ami, as the hellish army fled, Was seen Repentance at their head. They grinn'd and pass'd like those grim sprites That lengthening load a sick man's nights, ( 249 ) And ever after, each by fits 'Twixt Epi and Pandora sits. In bed among the curtains creep ; At board betwixt the dishes peep ; Clung- to his thoughts with griping pow'rj Hung on her looks to make them lour; Nay, ev'n their very words bestrode, And spurr'd them sharply as they rode j Lnrk'd in each dimple's downy hole. And made it seem a hairy mole ; Bestrode the optics of their eyes, And gave all colours different dyes ; Made every-tbing appear improper, Like objects thro' a bottle stopper. Within the broken box they find That Hope alone was left behind. O think not by my silly song, Ye lovely sex, I do ye wrong ; I sorrow that your angel forms Should bq the beds of canker-worms, ( 250 ) Most hateful in that lovely tree Where luscious fruits and flow'rs should he ; As weeds appear more odious far In gardens sure than any where. O maidens, would it but content ye To be hut arm'd, as Nature meant ye, With real Beauty, Sense, and Virtue, No silly song couid ever hurt you. No sly Prometheus in each lass Need then beware the snake i' th' grass ; Nor would poor Epi meet our mind In many a modern husband kind, Whose leaky box of harpies more has Than ever issued from Pandora's. But as things stand, 'tis fit we see Into what hole we thrust our key; For Jove himself could not invent For man a greater punishment Than to condemn him to be mated With woman falsely educated. ( 251 ) Unmarried friends, the proverb keep, And mind to " look before ye leap." Beware the witching spell that lies In sugar lips and shining eyes. And when ye are on woman studying, Think on a nicely-sugar'd pudding, Having, for all it looks so nice, Too little taste, or too much spice ; Beware all outside sham and cheating, *' The proof (ye know) is in the eating.' THE A TALE. * Ecce iterura Crispinus!" Juvenal. Come titter at my tale of ticklish times, Come don't ye know me ? I am the wag who sung in rugged rhymes The Lawyer and his chosen Saint; Yes, I am he; now if I ben't The Devil blow me. And I too into doggrel did Prometheus, I vote that fun may never fail ; Of sullen sulkiness I cannot see the use, If things go wrong it won't avail. Then titter at my tale; for ye shall hear All that I have written there. Come titter at my tale.* * Come listen to a tale of times of old ! Come, for ye know me : I am he who sung The maid of Arc : and I am he who framed Of Thalaba the wild and wonderous song. Come listen to my lay, and ye shall hear How Madoc from the shores of Britain spread The adventurous sail Come listen to my lay. Introduction to Southey's " Madoc." ( 253 ) Wives and their wedding -shoes I sing, Fail may the proverb never That bids as wives in due subjection brings In their wedding-shoes, Or else we lose The victory for ever. The blooming maid, I own, may scold That with some fribbling monkey matches, A little month or ere those shoes are old In which she follow'd him, for lace and gold, Like Harlequin all patches. For not the true elastic sword Is his, with Cupid's magic stor'd, But 'twill her expectations bilk, And prove " a chip in milk." But he my hero was a blade A blithe young barrister, and no such prig; Law's knotty cues (the essence of his trade) SeemM on his head entail'd, for it display'd A wig. ( 254 ) Logic he lov'd, and thus he logic'd love: Women, I grant, have that which must endear them ; But that they have a tongue I nee4 not prove, Argal I fear them. For such he knew there were (I mercy cry them) That seem incarnate angels 'till you try them. Deceitful thus did heauty dwell In Milton's angels 'till they fell. Yet for myself in honest truth I'll add, As I'm a sinner, I could not bear a wife unless she had Some devil in her. Not that I'm greedy for a deal, But just enough to turn the scale ; About as much as she but stay, Here comes the heroine of my play. High on a green-baiz'd bench in court that far O'erlook'd the judge, the jury, and the bar, The maid exalted sat, by cushions rais'd. That ladies e'er should there resort, Squeez'd in a steamy crowded court, I'm quite aniaz'd ! ( 255 ) Are they with pleading, fraud, crim:con: and scandal, And all the long stiff" points that lawyers handle, So highly pleased? Nay, I declare, (Though I'm aware They'll wish my pate a hearty banging) Far more resort To the other court, As though they lov'd to hear of hanging. It must be so : or have 1 reason'd bad ? No matter. My heroine was there, neat, trimly clad ; She set the barristers a boggling, They could not read their briefs for ogling, And ev'n the Old-one squinted at her. If I a metaphor must give her, I'll call her Cupid's favourite quiver. And now just comes into my head A simile I've somewhere read ; From head to foot her form divine Was like just like a porcupine ! Because her shape from all ils parts Possess'd the pow'r of shooting darts. ( 256 ) Of course, 1 wot, Our Lawyer's caught, And got into her trap he has ; For, as he gaz'd with silent sighs, Cupid's hum-bailiffs issued from her eyes, .And serv'd him with a capias, (They're body-writs, and those who send 'em Want it ad satisfaciendum ) Oh for the gods old Homer got "When scenes or actors wanted shifting! For in my plot Occurs a knot Worthy a god to give a lift in* Lift me the lady out of court; Come, do be civil; Jump at the jobb, ye gods, and thank me for't; Or I'll invoke the Devil. 'Tis done. Th' infernal spells prevail ; Court, crowd, counsel, disappear ; All, but the lovers of my tale, Are gone the lord knows where. ( 257 ) Now speed, my Muse, in roving rhyme. Break thro* the unities of Place and Time; And for their mutual satisfaction, Proceed we now to try the Action. For be it known, between them both It stands thus stipulated, That sire, the wife, tho' something loth, Yields to this point her lover stated; That all her whims shall but be borne 'Till fairly out her shoes are worn In which the wedding's consummated. And that, to have her Will the longer, She might procure those shoes the stronger Nay more, she ev'n so far prevail'd That, if she chose they might be nail'd. But when the wedding morn appear'd, The timid lover almost fear'd To look upon her feet ; For, pondering on approaching fate, He'd dreain'd of cloven ones of late. And thought to see two wooden logs Well fitted in the form of clogs, Firm stitch'd and nail'd complete. ( 258 ) When peep'd her slender foot half-hid, Enslipper'd neat in thin new kid. The wondering youth was overjoy'd; Took courage" and pull'd up his breeches ; Odd's flesh! there's comfort yet (he cried) This flimsy leather Can't last for ever, Though tough, and tight the stitches. Now the next morning early, As the young bride Lay by his side She thus bespoke him fairly : My love, explain What lawyers mean By consummation of a wedding? Doubtless, (he cried) My dearest bride, The bedding. Why then (said she) my Will I've won, For shoes of living skin I've on; And, if my dearest thinks I've fail'd, I'll prove my wedding-shoes are nail'd! #to Jltcfc ;. OR, TRE BIRTH OF BREIDDEN ; Being a Pindaric Grin for the Convivial* of Breidden-hill, 1811. BY THEIR POET-FERNEAT. Friends, Britons, Breiddenites, lend me your ears, I come to lay the Devil, not to praise him ; Tho' if you'll keep my courage up with cheers, Pll raise him. For I've a whim To make a bit of fun of him. We need not fear his arts or arms, Encircled as we are- with charms, ( 260 > Tho', by the bye, he wo'nt appear In Shropshire or Montgomeryshire ; So well they wish him For the old grudge he meant them here, They'll send him home with a flea in his ear, They'll dish him. 'Tis an old granny's story 'tis a queer one; Come, pass the cup, For now I'm up I'll tell it for you perhaps may like to hear one. Thus I, your Fern eat, may shew You've not misplac'd the wreath my head that graces, For fern is natural quite at home, you know, In barren places. When the Devil in old times got a jobb of work In his own proper person he'd pursue it ; And not, I trow, As he does now, In other folks's persons lurk And make them do it. But even now he's quickly known Whether in Lawyer's or in Parson's gown ( 361 ) He dares to shew him ; Look to his deeds, And spite of his ' silken or his sable weeds You'll know him. . But to my story. It befel Once on an embassy from Hell, He sought thro' stout Montgomery and honest Salop, Some caitiff heart wherein to hide him; But there he found his curs'd design was all up, They couldn't abide him. Quoth he then, mutt'ring, since no friend I've found, 'Twixt both these counties HI the Severn pound By droppiug a huge mountain in that river; So will the one be dried, the other drown'd; If I don't do it damn my liver ! Now in those days (as Poets tell) There was in Hell A hill up which with many a groan A fellow heav'd a hHge round stone, Which, when he'd got it almost to the top, Would obstinately trundle down (Before he could say Jack Robinson,) And, bouncing, plump agaiust another stone Wop. ( 262 ) And so his work was never done, Which to the Devil was rare fun; And 'cause the chap had longing *een Some damsel's downy-dimpled chin, Thus did Old Nick his longings cross; For well 'tis known To roll a stone Is not to gather moss. The Devil in haste Around his waist An apron-string of tape run, Pick'd up this hill and stone at a souse, As easily as crack a louse, And clapp'd them in his apron. Then came he waddling on his way, And puffingly he bore him ; Like a fat Alderman on a lord-mayor's day, That straddling struts After his guts, For fear they should break loose and get there beforehim. ( 263 - ) Now whether we're like Old Nick or he like us I'll not make a fuss, Odious comparisons I mustn't haul here; Tho' in some things it does me strike, That we and he are like to like, As he said when he kiss'd the collier. But certain 'tis, the more we hurry us When on the Devil's hus'ness bent, 'Twill often make us frustrate our intent, 'Twill flurry us. So did it him : for when he came Within a stone's-throw of the stream, Grunting and writhing, A rough edge of this rugged rock Nick'd the tape apron-string, which broke, And down dropp'd Breidden ! He, cursing, left it where it fell, And in a huff* shot back to hell ! But first the rolling stone he swung, And farther tow'rd the Severn flung; Where to this day it still is shewn, And still is call'd The Kissing Stone. ( 264 ) Now ever since, when the Devil lend* His apron to his friends To do some dirty jobb in, He bids them thus beware the worst, " Beware th' old nick that Breidden burst, " Beware th' old nick V th' bobbin, " Lest you, unapron'd, feel like me the shame of " A scurvy trick." And hence, no doubt, the Devil got the name of Old Nick. Now if in your way the Devil sends His friends; In whatsoever robes array'd, As aforesaid, Look to their deeds, I say, you can't mistake 'era; And if folks will tie up vile things, Under their apron-strings, Oh ! may the Old Nick break 'em. ( 2V> ) But ere Life's cup of care we fill Let us distil Good thoughts from evil ; With Mirth's essential spirit let's anoint Life's creaking joint And when old Time our apron-string unties, Mount may we, like old Breidden, to the skies. And, like old Breidden, disappoint the Devil. " OLD NICK" is nothing more than the popular story of the peasantry around the Breidden mountains, carelessly thrown into measure for the entertainment of the convivial party of Ladies and Gentlemen, who (in commemoration- of nothing more than their former meetings of mirth and amusement) spend a summer's day there, under the conduct of an annual President, Recorder, and Poet-Ferneat ; which latter office the Author had the honour of holding in 1811, being their 22nd anniversary. See "Beauties of England and Wales," Vol. 13. p. 289. Shropshire. A a PROLOGUE FOR A Jfarce. Written and sent to London at the request of some juvenile actors there. Enter Manager. Ladies and Gentlemen, Let me read you a letter, that patly wow pops here In the place of a prologue. 'Tis dated from Shropshire. Dear Jack, 1 have spurred my dull Muse to make one try To tell how we actors get praise in the country, Where our audience ne'er yawn at the squallings of Naldi, Never weep at your Kemble, nor grin at Grimaldi. ( 267 ) But they fix on a farce (for too just are our fears Since they sleep at our hamlets they'd snore at our Lears.) Our bedquilt is hung on whose patchwork so gay Trees, trophies, and temples, at once we display ; Our parts are rehears'd, and our playbills indited ; And all good-natur'd friends (but none else) are invited; To whom, while our actors are putting their dress on, Little Miss thumbs and elbows her only Hook's lesson; While each actor by turns thro* a slit in the quilt His well-raddled nose pushes up to the hilt; Or peeps with importance behind the proscenium; ( That's a name that we give to two pots of geranium) But hark ! 'twas the sheep-bell ! a sure signal that is That summons to fame our personce dramatis. . * See ! the coverlet moves ! like the forest of Birnam! (Curse the pullies and cords how they creak as we turn 'em) The wit it then wags,, and the fun it goes featly And 'twixt prompter and actor 'tis done most com- pletely. Then how from our audience can plaudits be scarce, When our acting is all (what they fix'dou) a farce? ptlosue For the Theatricals at Prado, the seat of the Honourable Thomas Kenyon. (In the character of a Barrister.) May it please ye, my lords, and you jury of ladies, Ye well know neither speaking nor acting our trade is J But in hopes to amuse our poor efforts we strain, We* blacken our whiskers and spangle our train ; And your ridicule* risk while we strive to resemble The voice of a Siddons, and strut of a Kemble But "the deed is now done," all our faults are committed And your verdict we wait to be quash'd or acquitted. Tho' with brief in my hand here their counsel you see -"Tis their fault if I fail for they've giv'n me no fee. Yet to shew the warm wish of my clients' intention, One case that's in point from my brief will I mention. ( 269 ) You all may remember the Midsummer sports (The Case is reported in Shakspeare's Reports) Of Snout, Quince, and Snug bright Athenian fellows; Poor Starveling the stitch-louse, and a mender of bellows; How their play was prefer'd, and their parts how they got 'em, * All conducted in style under manager Bottom. Poor Py ramus, plum'd with a turkey-cock's feather, And Thisbe, sweet maid, in a* apron of leather, And her majesty's tinker, stout, clever, and tall, Daub'd over with mortar " presented a wall." That king Theseus was wise, we hardly may doubt him, For he took care to have honest players about him, In perfection he look'd not for such to succeed, But kindly accepted the will for the deed. If at Athens, for wisdom and justice renown'd, And in goodness of heart kind indulgence is found, Sure we (tho r of acting we shew but the shadow, May with confidence look for indulgence at Prado. Yet another word more. Should we meet your denial, We'll move to amend, and obtain a new trial ; Then, whate'er the decree, we shall feel satisfaction If the friends of a Ken yon shall judge of our action. TO MRS. REYNOLDS, OF LAMBETH, with a As I oft have been told By the poets of old Of the swans at their death singing once, I ask'd of my Muse A few rhymes for my goose, For she knew that "my geese were all swans.' But ou learning to whom r My poor rhymes were to come She told me your happier Muse Would declare with shrewd wit That my note was scarce fit To accompany that of my goose- ( 271 ) But i' faith (replied I) My poor efforts I'll try, And if they should fail to amuse. Give my paper the fire That my verses require> Aud they'll shiae when they're singling the goose. Old historians describe How this cackling tribe One night sav'd a city from plunder; But more laurels shall shine Over this goose of mine That one day saves a lady from hunger. " Mother Goose" and her eggs, And Grimaldi's loose legs Suit a cockney's theatrical rage ; But such jokes who'd not quit To partake of your wit, And my goose stuft'd with onions and sage? ( 272 ) Was my goose but a speaker (As good interest might make her) To your social table when carried She'd exclaim " 'tis now clear ** Why my master comes here, " 'Tis to learn to live happy when married. *' May each unmarried pair " See how happy ye are, . " Admire the sweet lesson, and learn itj " For without it 'tis plain " Life's a straw without grain, *' The veriest gander would spurn it. 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