.(^wÄikW» »*T>W pm : *•**%; *»•'>*«*»: " Í V.^>^ ¿ífriX'V *#*$$*: $SäPk3 $D 54 277i i ! j i i 1THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA PRESENTED BY PROF. CHARLES A. KOFOID AND MRS. PRUDENCE W. KOFOIDtON THE BRIDGE By HENRY ABBOTT NEW YORK 1923 H SYV5r \Copyright 1923 by HENRY ABBOTT BMBBMÜON THE BRIDGE v w By HENRY ABBOTT THE apex of the beaver dam was sharp as the ridge of a steep roof. Also it was absolutely level. The engi- neer who constructed that dam had his “spirit-level” always at hand during its building, as well as for use in the repairs that were daily made. The water level above the dam always was within one inch of overflowing, throughout its hun- dred and fifty feet of length; while in the spillway (about six feet wide) at one end of the dam, the overflow was never less than two inches deep. The top of this dam was, therefore, a somewhat difficult and precarious foot- path, and required one to watch his step while crossing on it. Nevertheless, it was preferable to wading the stream be- low. The dam had backed the water up a half mile. Just above, the water was several feet deep and the only possible 3Water Level above Dam Cross Section of Beaver Damway of crossing above the dam was to swim. We were marking a trail to Salmon Pond; so, when we reached the river and it became necessary to get to the other side of the stream, we decided to cross on the beaver dam. We, of course, had in the back of our heads a somewhat vague and indefinite thought that when we got ready to use the trail for constant travel, we might improve the top of that dam and make a better footpath thereon. We considered this an unimportant de- tail which we should attend to at the proper time, and the dam builders; were not consulted. Later events proved this omission on our part to be a tactical error. Salmon Pond was about six miles from our headquarters and it was up hill and rough country all the way. This pond is in a beautiful basin surrounded by steep, rocky and spruce-covered hills. The water is deep, clear and cold. Thirty years ago, when lumbering operations 5were conducted in that part of the forest, log-roads were built for use in winter, when hauling the logs over the snow down to the lake. In summer, even in those days, these log-roads were rough, in many places swampy and difficult for the foot traveler to negotiate. Now, through long disuse, they were filled with a dense growth of saplings. Hemlock, spruce, birch and maples, the size of one’s wrist, were growing so close together that it was difficult to force one’s body between them. Indeed, travel anywhere else in the woods would be easier than in those old log-roads. Salmon Pond had been put on our pro- gram. We expected to do some fishing and hunting up there. Would have to travel up and back many times during the season, so we set about the work of making a trail. We selected a route, marked the trees and cut out brush. This, of course, involved some strenuous labor and kept Bige and me busy for the better part of a week. 6Salmon RiverSalmon Pond is well up among the hills in a wild part of the forest. There are no human habitations in many miles of it, and it is near the top of the Raquette watershed. Wolf Pond, a mile farther on, is on the other side of the divide and its waters find their way into the Hudson River and run south, while Salmon water, through the Raquette and a chain of lakes, ultimately reaches the Gulf of St. Lawrence toward the north. Having completed our trail we carried in a tent, blankets and a lot of provisions, making the crossing on the beaver dam with no more serious mishap than wet feet. Sam said that in the previous sum- mer he had left an old boat hidden in the bushes near the pond, and gave us per- mission to use it. We did not find the boat where Sam had cached it. Some- one else had borrowed it, had broken a hole through one side and left it in the water. On the following morning we went back over the trail to the lake to bring up one of our own boats. 8The “Adirondack Guide Boat” has been developed during the past ninety years, to meet the requirements of service in that region. The boats are built by men who live in that country, who know by experience the conditions and the need for a type of boat which will safely car- ry one over the waters of the wilderness and which may itself be easily carried over land from one body of water to another. At first sight, one would know instinc- tively that these boats were not invented, designed and perfected suddenly. Through years of experience in forest travel, they have been improved bit by bit, as the need for such changes in de- sign became apparent. During the pass- ing years many boat builders have con- tributed to these refinements in efficiency of this most useful tool of the camper and forest traveler. Also, the materials of which these boats are made are native to these forests. Sentimentalists still write in poetic 9language of the beauties of the Indian bark canoe. It is fair to concede that, considering the very crude tools he had to work with, Mr. Lo, the poor Indian, did remarkably well in the construction of his birch bark pirogue. But it was always more picturesque than useful and has not been improved for two hundred years. The manufacturer who now, with machinery, produces in quantity, alleged real “Indian canoes,” also by advertising propaganda encourages and keeps alive the sentimental demand for a type of boat that, long ago, should have become obsolete. The best quality of Adirondack boat is made chiefly of white cedar, a very light weight and durable wood. The sides are three-sixteenths of an inch thick. The bottom board three-quarters and the gunwale one inch thick. The knees are one-half inch thick and are made of spruce roots (the part that grows above ground) carefully selected, so that the natural curve of the root shall 10conform to the required curve in the knee. These curves, of course, vary in every knee from the center to the ends of the boat. The lap joints of the siding are as carefully fitted as are the sections of a split bamboo rod, are caulked with white lead and riveted with small copper rivets. A few of these boats are painted, but the better ones are rubbed down and varnished, showing the natural grain of the wood. Paddles or oars may be used, at either end, or in the middle. Every boat is also provided with a yoke which can be placed across the centre. The boat may then be turned upside down, with the yoke resting on the shoulders. One may walk erect and carry such a boat through trees and brush with compara- tive ease. The boat which we carried to Salmon Pond was fourteen feet long and, with- out oars and paddle, weighed forty-five pounds. Six miles is an unusually long carry. The average distance from one lake to another in this country is less 11Salmon PondI than a mile. But we were ambitious and I hunting for work, the more strenuous the better; also there was no need to hur- ry, and we could rest as often as neces- sary. In due time we reached the beaver dam, a little more than half way to our destination. Bige carried the boat and I the oars and paddle. The obvious thing to do, would, of course, be to put the boat in the water above the dam and paddle it across the beaver pond. But the bushes on the shore would have to be cut away to make a landing place, so Bige proceeded to carry across, on the dam. Beavers have a habit of weaving into the dams they build, poplar sticks, from which during the previous winter they have peeled the bark for food. Brush, sod, stones and mud also contribute to this concrete. This dam was no excep- tion to the rule. There were many of these smooth peeled sticks along the ridge of the dam, and when wet they were slippery. 13About the middle of the dam Bige slipped on one of these wet peeled sticks, one foot shot out toward the upper side, and the boat and Bige came down to- gether with a crash on the lower side of the dam. A careful inventory disclosed no brok- en bones, but several bruises, one broken knee in the boat and a hole through the thin siding that one could put a foot through. Having devoted some time to dispensing unprintable remarks, we then proceeded to carry that boat four milesi back to the boat shop where we were told that repairs would be completed in about a week. On our next trip we carried an axe and stopped long enough at the beaver dam to cut some small logs. Two of these we laid across the spillway. Others were laid lengthwise along the top of the dam. These, we decided, would make of the dam a perfectly safe foot bridge, on which we could cross the river and keep our feet dry. 14The next day we came again to the dam and found that the beavers had re- moved every log we had placed on the dam. Those we had put over the spill- way, by the simple method of gnawing them until they broke in the middle and the two parts dropped in the overflowing water and floated down’ stream. The others, surely, at an expenditure of much labor, doubtless by the combined efforts of several animals, had been dragged off of the dam and down to the swift water below it. Some of the logs were visible lodged against the shore several rods below the dam. Bige and I thought that while we had improved the dam so as to make it safer for our own use, we had also made it stronger and better for the use and pur- poses of the beavers. Seemingly the con- struction engineers did not agree with our views. Judging by their acts, they had no place in their structure for any lumber cut by an axe and contaminated |>y the scent of human hands. Several 15times we put on the top of that dam sticks and stones for stepping places, and each time they were promptly removed. Doubtless these dams are inspected dailHby their owners. We know that signs of fresh repairs are seen every time we pass one of them. We also know that beavers always have in the well-hole in the floor of their dining room, a water- gauge, which enables them instantly to detect any lowering of the water level without going outside of their hut. Thus, when a leak in the dam is indicated by a recession of the water, a gang of workers is promptly sent out to repair the break. The first time we crossed on this dam we noticed tracks of other animals in the soft earth near the shore. Indeed, sev- eral deer-trails could be traced through the bushes, converging toward the end of the dam. Also on the opposite side of the river similar deer paths spread out toward different points of the compass. One day Bige had gone hunting over on Wolf Mountain and I, in accord with 16agreement, took my gun and wandered down along the bank of the river. When I reached the crossing place, I hid in the bushes on the leeward side, resolved to watchfully wait there until I learned who besides us two was making use of this bridge to cross the river. In a few minutes a small black wood- chuck climbed up on the end of the dam and slowly, carefully placing his feet, testing the solidity of each stick before bearing his full weight upon it, he worked his way as far as the spillway. Here he hesitated, dipped one foot in the water, then shook it and placed the other foot in and as promptly shook the water off of that. Then he looked slowly and carefully all around for some other possible way; finding none, he plunged in, quickly swam across and coming up on the bank, shook himself as does a dog who has just come out of the water. Half an hour later, when I was nearly asleep, I heard the breaking of dry sticks and the rattling of bushes on the oppo- 17Building a Guide Boatsite side of the river, and presently a doe and two fawns came out of the woods and stood on the bank. The doe cau- tiously looked up and down stream, smelled about on the ground, held her head high and sniffed the air, moved her big ears backward and forward, intently listening, then walked out on the dam. Carefully placing every step the doe crossed on this bridge to my side of the river. The two spotted fawns boldly plunged into the water, swam about, chased each other up and down in the shallow water along the edges of the beaver pond, splashing water like a couple of human youngsters. The mother deer began nibbling young shoots on some maple saplings, pushed into a clump of raspberry bushes, bit off a top of new growth here and there and ate some witch-hopple leaves. Moving slowly about, she was approaching my hiding place and presently pushed her nose through the bushes directly over my head, looking down in my face, with her 19head not five feet away. I have never seen on the face of any animal or human a more amazed or incredulous look than was expressed in that face which I could almost touch with outstretched hand. For an appreciable period of time, per- haps a few seconds, the deer stared at me, then with a convincing sniff, head up and tail up, snorting loudly, she bounded off into the woods, jumping high, easily clearing stumps, rocks, and fallen trees that happened to be in her path. At the first note of warning sounded by the mother, the two baby deer ceased play and instantly followed. A few minutes later Bige came stum- bling down the trail and crossed on the beaver dam. I promptly called him down for hunting on my allotted territory, He allowed that there was nothing on Wolf Mountain, so he came back. Found fresh deer signs up the river and fol- lowed the tracks all the way (about two miles) down to where they ended at the beaver dam. Had I seen any deer? I 20had; but they were my pet deer, on my private preserve and not to be hunted any more that day. Also, we 'were not sup- posed to be hunting mothers with babies. But Bige had seen only tracks and none of the small ones. Then we returned to camp and made preparations for supper. During that night, there came up a violent thunder shower accompanied by wind which blew down a yellow birch tree. The tree fell across the spillway, its top resting on the dam. The tree trunk was above the water high enough so beavers could swim under it. Doubt- less, knowing that this tree was not placed on their dam by the hand of a suspected enemy, but that it was put there by an act of God, the beavers allowed it to remain. They did, however, trim up the top and made some use of the limbs. This trimming made the tree more avail- able for the completion of our foot bridge and thereafter we were able to cross the river dry shod. The following day, as usual, we sepa- 21rated for the hunt, Bige going up toward Tongue Mountain while I tramped through the valley between Buck and Blue Mountains. In mid-afternoon I came again to the crossing place and, sheltered from view, sat down to rest and to watch what crossed on the bridge. First to appear was a hen partridge with seven half-grown chickens. It would seem that these travelers did not need a bridge. Each had a pair of good wings and one of the easiest things a partridge does is to fly a distance equal to the width of the river. But there they were, eight of them, carefully balancing on the smooth, round sticks of which the dam was made, hopping from one stick to another, in solemn procession making way slowly across the dam. When they reached the birch tree a flying hop took them across and the entire flock passed out of sight under the bushes on my side of the river. The old bird was still lead- ing and continually warning the others to Quit! Quit! Quit! 22 Carrying a Guide BoatTen minutes later a fox appeared upon the dam, coming toward the place where I was hiding. His nose was close to the ground, while his feathery, carnelian col- ored tail was gracefully carried in a per- fectly horizontal position, so that no hair of it should get wet. Foxy was coming swiftly, but no swifter than my thoughts, which in rapid succession ran thus: He is hunting. He is on the trail of some- thing. It's the partridges. It’s not yet time to shoot foxes. The fur is not good now. But I must not let him get those birds. Til give him a warning. Up to shoulder comes the rifle—click—bang! That fox is surely the champion vertical high jumper of his clan. With the crack of the rifle a three-inch stick was split directly under him, and Foxy went straight up, four feet above the dam. When he hit the ground again, he was headed the other way and was running. At least what appeared upon the retina of the eye was a red streak about ten feet long. 24For a considerable period of time a chipmunk had engaged my attention. He was very busy carrying from a nearby tree, beechnuts which he was packing down in his storehouse underground, for use next winter. Finding his movements were not disturbed, he fearlessly passed, many times, close to where I sat. Each time he entered his hole he assayed some remark about the weather or the abund- ance of the beechnut crop this season; but his cheeks were so swollen and so stuffed with nuts that I could not be sure just what he was trying to say. While the chipmunk was making his nineteenth trip, I became aware that some fellow was crossing the river on the beaver bridge. Cautiously looking through the bushes at the moving figure, I thought I recognized something famil- iar in outline and gait. It was a four- footed individual, and as he came nearer to the bank on my side, I knew it was Duffy. He came on, sniffing the ground, and his nose led him direct to my clump 25of bushes, where he licked my hand, wagged his tail, looked up in my face and lay down beside me with his head in my lap. Duffy and I were old friends. We had known each other a long time. We had hunted together, and Duffy un- derstood the rules of the chase. Before he discovered my hiding place, he had been hunting on his own account, but now he cheerfully obeyed my order when I said keep quiet. Duffy was a dog:—a peculiar dog in appearance. He was long of body and head but short in legs. Duffy was not only unique among dogs in appearance, but also he was unconventional in habits and disposition. He not only looked like a joke dog, one of the kind that the newspaper joke writers put in a picture with links of sausage, but Duffy had a well-developed sense of humor of his own and he was fond of practical jokes, especially when played upon some other fellow. Although usually having a seri- ous and thoughtful cast of countenance, 26I have many times seen a twinkle in his eye and a grin upon his face which, when it was observed, he made an effort to dissipate by violently sneezing. Duffy was fond of hunting in the woods. He preferred company, either a man with a gun or some other dog. Fail- ing to get either, he would wander off by himself and every day spend an hour or two chasing some of the inhabitants of the forest. Duffy was peculiarly adapted by his shape to run rabbits. His legs were so short that he could never run fast enough to catch a rabbit; neither would he allow bunny to stop long enough to hide in the bushes. He would always start the game up again and keep it moving until the circuit was completed and the “cotton tail” brought back within range of his master’s gun. In the absence of the man with a gun, Duffy would run rabbits just to give them and him a little exercise. Whenever he struck the trail of a squirrel or coon the quarry promptly climbed a tree and then Duffy’s bark took 27George, thè Boat Builderan entirely different note. He seemed displeased at being deprived of the chance to run. Listening to his bark up on the mountain side, always we could be quite sure whether he was running or looking up into a tree, while speaking. We never had any doubt about its being Duffy. No other dog ever had a voice just like his, and he had a distinctly dif- ferent note for each different animal he started up; so that, in time, by listening we learned to know when Duffy had started a deer, a rabbit, a partridge, a woodchuck or a coon. Early in life Duffy must have had sad experience with porcupines, since, after my acquaintance with him, he never was known to go near one. He was, how- ever, fond of egging on other dogs and watching their fights with a “quill pig.” Duffy lived at a summer resort in the mountains. He lived there throughout the year and was, in consequence, full of experience and knowledge of wood- craft, while some of the city dogs who 29came up with their owners for a few weeks in summer were not so well in- formed. One morning I noticed Duffy rubbing noses with several city dogs and in sub- dued tones conversing with them in dog language. He was doubtless telling them of the joys of the chase, for presently they all started up the trail toward the woods with Duffy in the lead. In about a half hour a chorus of barks was heard from the hillside toward which they had gone, indicating that game was afoot. In another half hour Duffy was seen, alone, trotting down the path toward the hotel, where he mounted the steps to the porch, lay down, and with an open, pleased, satisfied expression on his face pounded the floor with his tail. A few minutes later the four other dogs of Duffy’s party appeared, punctuating their slow progress down hill with yelps and ki-yies and pawings of faces filled with gray whiskers in the form of porcupine quills. 30Sympathetic friends rushed to the rescue of the poor city dogs, and while two persons held a kicking, struggling dog, a third, with a pair of pliers, pulled out of nose, lips, and mouth the cruel barbed porcupine quills. Duffy, mean- while, sitting on haunches nearby, inter- estedly watched proceedings with a happy expression on his face, while his tail gently pounded the floor. There were no human witnesses of what occurred in the woods on that occa- sion, but an acquaintance with Duffy and a limited knowledge of porcupines would enable one to reproduce the picture as follows: Duffy leading the procession of city dogs into that part of the woods where he knows a porcupine lives, shows them a fresh trail which they enthusias- tically and noisily follow, while Duffy generously drops back to the rear of the squad. “Porky,” slowly traveling through the woods, hears the vociferous approach of a lot of dogs, does not run— he never runs. He does not climb a tree, 31which he could do and thus avoid an enemy. He calmly awaits their approach and as each dog in turn comes within range, a lightning-like stroke of a spine- covered tail swats that dog across the nose and permanently puts him out of business. Duffy, having witnessed this encounter, trots back home to gloat over the initiation of four city dogs into the mysteries of porcupine hunting. Duffy, also, has been known to introduce other dogs to a skunk, while he himself kept at a safe distance. While Duffy remained, the chipmunk discreetly kept under cover, postponing his harvesting operations till a more con- venient occasion. Duffy and I saw a flock of nine black ducks, in single file, with funereal tread, solemnly marching across the dam. Now, the most natural thing for a duck would be to swim across, but for some unexplained reason, they seemed to think it their duty to utilize the engineering structure provided by the beavers. 32When it came time to go, I gave Duffy what remained of my lunch, led him a short distance down the trail and advised him to go home, which, with some show of reluctance, he did. By his actions, Duffy plainly said he would like to stay and hunt with us tomorrow. But in “still hunting” a dog is likely to queer everything, so we had to refuse him that pleasure. Having started toward camp, I looked back to see Duffy slowly mov- ing homeward, but with head turned and face showing a most human expression of disappointment. While our boat was undergoing re- pairs, we were not able to fish on the pond, so a large part of our time was de- voted to hunting and exploration. Thus, I found myself nearly every day return- ing toward camp early, and going by way of the beaver dam on which our trail crossed the river. When, as sometimes happened, I had been working in a far distant part of the forest, I was obliged to make a long detour. As, for example, 34if one should go from Albany to New York City by the way of Philadelphia. I once knew a traveling salesman who did that; but then he had a girl in the latter city. Sitting hidden in my clump of bushes one afternoon, I saw .a raccoon creeping up toward the river bank on my side of the stream, with an ear of corn in her mouth. The nearest growing corn that I knew of was in a garden by the saw- mill, more than three miles away. There could be no doubt that the lady coon had carried the corn all that distance. She sat down on the river bank, held the ear of corn in the left hand with the butt end of the ear resting against her shoulder and with the right hand stripped off the husks, one at a time. The coon used her forepaws as handily as does a monkey. When the last husk had been re- moved she walked out on the bridge and very carefully washed the com in the water above the dam. After this, carry- ing the clean ear of com in her mouth, 35she proceeded across the bridge and into the woods on the opposite side of the river, where, doubtless, she climbed to her nest in a hollow tree and fed the corn to her young coon kittens. It is highly probable that she had eaten all the corn required by her own appetite nearer the source of supply. During the period of our camping at Salmon Pond, we continued our explora- tion of the wilderness, within a radius of five miles, on one occasion going over Dun Brook Mountain and returning through the valley west of Fishing Brook Mountain. We fished many trout streams we had never before seen, and which it is probable few men ever fished, because these brooks are remote from known trails. There is a charm in this type of outing that I find it difficult to express in words that would be understood by those who have not experienced it. One who always fishes from a boat never would appreciate the story, even though reams were written. 36Nevertheless, we missed our boat. We felt confident that in the deep parts of the pond, where the water was cold, we should find some big ones. Those were the chaps we wanted to capture, but without a, boat we could not reach them. While playing the detective at the bea- ver dam, we learned that it had become a highway for man)H>f the forest folk; that they often choose to travel long distances up or down stream in order to cross over on this bridge. This seemed to be as true of those animals who were fond of the water and often played or hunted food in it, as it was of others who hesitated to wet their feet. A long legged blue heron, who habitually wades in shallow water looking for frog or fish for food, one day stalked across the bridge, looking very dignified and ma- jestic. This chap could have waded across the river anywhere except in the deep water above the dam. Also, he knew how to use his wings. There was never any such procession 37as one sees in the springtime, when the Bamum and Bailey Circus, preceding the Menagerie, parades into town. Nor was it at all like that historic pageant which on one occasion entered Noah’s house- boat. But at discreet intervals, singly or in family groups, practically every animal who lived in that forest, sooner or later, at one time or at another time, passed in review, going or coming, over that bea- ver bridge. This fact, doubtless, furnished a rea- son for the frequent repairs which the beavers found it necessary or desirable to make. Probably the heavier animals or humans in crossing disturbed the posi- tion of some sod or stick and thus started a small leak, which it was important to repair before the leak grew to be a big one. Tracks found in the soft ground at either end of the dam, furnished occasion for study to determine the names of their makers and the length of time the im- pressions had been standing. Were the 38tracks made last night or ten minutes ago? The ability to decide with a fair degree of accuracy the question whether or not a track is fresh, is an indication of skill in an important feature of wood- craft. Many times we arrived just a few minutes too late to meet some im- portant denizen of the forest whose acquaintance we wished to renew. One day a porcupine appeared at the western end of the beaver bridge, and started in his slow, deliberate manner to travel across the river, going toward the east. At about the same moment, a skunk arrived at the eastern end of the bridge with the apparent intention of crossing the river going westward. To the writer, concealed in the bushes, it seemed that both of these fellows were headed for trouble. But both continued slowly and cautiously to move forward. Knowing a little of the habits and dispositions of the two animals, they seemed to us the embodiment of the two elements in the famous problem in physics. I felt sure 39I was soon to witness a collision between “an irresistible force and an immovable body.” No forest animal, however big- or fierce, has ever yet made a porcupine hurry up. Nor have I ever known one of his neighbors to compel Porky to move out of the path he intended to tra- vel. Under normal conditions his barbed quills are carried lying flat against the body and tail, overlapping one another like the feathers on a bird. But when danger impends or when his angry pas- sions rise, these quills assume a vertical position, and with his nose tucked in be- tween the forelegs, the porcupine resem- bles a mammoth unopened chestnut burr. He may be attacked, but he knows that whatever bites him, or hits him, will sure- ly carry away a mouthful or a pawful of his barbed and poisonous spines. He also knows how to make one quick move- ment. Whenever his enemy comes with- in range, his heavily loaded tail, which has assumed the shape of a spiked club, 40moves with incredible swiftness and in- flicts terrible punishment upon whomso- ever it hits. Porky also knows that his poison-pointed spines cause great pain, that they are not easily pulled out, but because of their many barbs, with every motion made by the victim they pene- trate deeper; that they always discourage the assailant and often cause his death. This seems to account for the perfect confidence and seeming fearlessness of the porcupine in the presence of a power- ful enemy. During the late World War, the Ger- mans boasted of having invented and in- troduced a method of warfare that was more deadly, and that exceeded in frightfulness, any weapon theretofore employed. Thereupon, the Chinese filed evidence in a counterclaim to the doubt- ful honor, asserting that a similar meth- od of fighting, though on a less extensive scale, was employed in China five hun- dred years ago. Every nature student knows that both 41 £<■£?: **.*«*>■ End of the Trailwere wrong and that the skunk was the original and first inventor of that par- ticular form of cussedness. Also that he employed it in warfare more than five thousand years ago. Moreover, that as a means of defense he still employs it. Most animals, both domestic and wild, also know about the skunk's armament; some of them by experience, others by animal tradition or instinct. It has thus come about that whatever the skunk desires he acquires, without discussion or contest. If he wants the middle of the road, he takes it and he has grown to feel very sure of his inalienable right to it. When, therefore, these two cocky deni- zens of the same forest met on the beaver bridge, there was none of that obsequious! “After you, my dear Alfonse.” “No, after you, my dear Gaston!” Rather, if their native speech were converted into our language it would sound more like: “Me first, Bill; back up till I get over!” “Not on your life, Jim Skunk; you go 43back. I found this bridge first. I cross here every day.” “I don’t care if you do cross every day, Bill; I’m on this bridge now and I’m going over. Get out of my way!” “So am I on this bridge and I’m going over; you better watch your step or you’ll get your feet wet.” Bill Porcupine is usually silent and seemingly of an unamiable and morose disposition; but on this occasion he was excessively vocal. He was making snuf- fing, growling and chattering noises. Occasionally he uttered a curious squeal- ing cry, and his teeth were snapping all the time. Jim'Skunk is generally quicker and more lively in his movements. Facing the porcupine, he was stamping his fore feet with an air of impatience, and emit- ting low growling sounds. The animals were threatening each other, on a single track bridge, with no switch, or turn out, or room for passing. Both could swim, but neither would do 44so. Each had refused to go back and so they stood, with noses about a foot apart, and cussed and swore and called each other hard names. In another race, they had noble precedents for such procedure. Men have fought and died “for a prin- ciple,,, equally foolish and unimportant. Diplomatic relations between peoples have been severed because some one went in to dinner out of his proper order. Nations have gone to war with each other for no better reason than that some man in power had a single track mind and refused to “back up” to avoid a collision. So Bill and Jim for a long time stood facing one another, with menace in atti- tude and threat in tones of voice. They seemed stationary, but I soon discovered 1 that they had somehow, very slowly, ap- proached till their noses were only a few inches apart. Their heads seemed not to change in relative positions, but with in- credible swiftness Bill’s body bent like a letter U while his swollen spiked tail made a flail-like stroke that smote Jim 45squarely across the nose. At the same instant, Jim’s body twisted in the oppo- site direction and two jets of suffocating poison gas were shot into the fg.ce and eyes of Bill. No, I do not know which animal first crossed the bridge. I had important busi- ness back at the camp and I very prompt- ly left the scene of battle and did not return till a week later. 46 k   &$&& •wem R»# •JH