r. Seacome, Bookseller, Cheste- S. ^;;^^^»^i^r^^^^'^-'^^'^^'^^^ R. J. Ll. price, I UALA, ^lEUlOXETilSnillE. | LI B RAR OF THL UNIVLRSITY OF ILLINOIS 4.V Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2010 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://www.archive.org/details/ranktalentnovel01scar RANK AND TALENT. VOL. I. PRINTED BY A. J. VAIPY, RED LIOX COURT, Ff-tl-T STRKET. RANK AND TALENT; A NOVEL. AUTHOR OF " TRUCKLEBOROUGH-HALL. When once he 's made a Lord, Who '11 be so saucy as to think he can Be impotent in wisdom ? Cook. Why, Sir, 'tis neither satire nor moral, but the mere passage of an history ; yet there are a sort of discontented creatures, that bear a stingless envy to great ones, and tliese will wrest the doings of any man to their base malicious appliment. Marston. IN THREE VOLUMES. VOL. I. LONDON: HENRY COLBURN, NEW BURLINGTON STREET. 1829. 823 V. 2. RANK AND TALENT. CHAPTER I. " Law is the world's great light, a second sun To this terrestrial globe, by which all things Have life and being ; and without which Confusion and disorder soon would seize The general state of men." Barry. 1 HE Summer assizes for the county of , in the year 18 . ., excited in the county-town where they were held rather more than the usual sen- sation ; but in the remote and smaller town of Brigland, they roused a stirring interest. Long before the day of the trial, every vehicle which VOL. I. A 2 RANK AND TALENT. could be hired was eugaged to carry the curious to the assizes, to hear the action brought by poor old Richard Smith against the Hon. Philip Martindale, for an assault and false imprison- ment. The defendant was by no means popu- lar at Brigland, and there were circumstances, which rendered the injury done to the plaiutiff peculiarly hard and oppressive; and whenever the sympathy of the multitude is with the poor oppressed against the rich oppressor, that sym- pathy is very strong, and indignation is not choice in the terms of its expression, nor does cool deliberation precede judgment. It was the common, and almost universal wish, that the defendant might have to pay heavy damages ; and that he might hear from the lips of the plaintiff's counsel some home truths, which might mortify his pride, and abate his arro- gance. In addition to the excitement which this action produced, there was also another, though smaller stimulus to curiosity, in the first appear-, ance on the circuit of a young barrister, who was a native of the town in which the assizes RANK AND TALENT. 3 were held. These two circumstances, therefore, filled the court at an early hour with anxious and curious expectants. The plaintiff's attorney had put his brief into the hands of the youn^ barrister ; the defendant had retained a more experienced advocate, one well versed in the theory of the law, and, what is far more to the purpose, deeply skilled in the ways of the world, and the practice of courts — one who had the professionally desirable art of mystifying a jury, and of persuading twelve men out of their senses — one who would be sure of every cause he undertook, were it not for the summing up of the judge — one who, by means of a loud voice and swaggering manner, was a terror to nine-tenths of the simpletons who entered the witness' box — one who never cross- examined a female witness without making her blush, or terrifying her to tears— one who could talk very solemnly about *'our holy religion," and could convert into a joke the clearest prin- ciples of morality, or the deepest sufferings of humanity. It was a great amusement to the country people and the county magistrates to 4 RANK AND TALENT. hear this very clever man ; and poor old Richard Smith was very much alarmed when he found what a dexterous and terrific adversary was employed against him, and he expressed his fears to his own attorney, who comforted him by saying", '' Had your cause been a bad one, I would have retained Mr. — — ." After one or two causes had been disposed of, that of Smith versus Martindale was called. Then, for the first time, and in his native town, did Horatio Markham open his lips in a court of justice. Notwithstanding the profound and anxious silence which prevailed in the court, scarcely one-half of the persons there could hear distinctly the commencement of his speech ; but by degrees he gained confidence, and his voice was more audible. The audience, how- ever, was not very highly pleased with what he said. Many thought that he stated the case much too feebly. Some thought that he was afraid of the defendant's counsel ; and others thought he was fearful of offending the defend- ant himself. The Hon. Philip Martindale, who was on the bench, listened with but slight at- RANK AND TALENT. 5 tention to the speech; and when it was finished, honoured it with a contemptuous sneer. This sneer was reflected in most courtly style by the gentlemen who sat on either side of him ; the high-sheriff was one, and a clerical magistrate was the other. Witnesses were then called to prove the case. From them it appeared very clear that the Hon. Philip Martindale had, upon very defec- tive evidence, and against very credible evi- dence, committed Richard Smith to jail as a poacher ; and the said Hon. Philip Martindale had also with great severity, not to say cruelty, struck the said Richard Smith, in order, as the defendant had said, to punish the old man for his insolence. What this insolence was, would not have appeared to the court, had it not been for the dexterity of the defendant's counsel, in cross-examining one of the plaintiff's witnesses. This witness was a very pretty, modest- looking young woman, who seemed to suffer quite enough from the publicity in which she was placed by being brought to speak in open 6 RANK AND TALENT. court. The temptation was too strong for the defendant's counsel to resist ; and he therefore took abundant pains to show his wit, by asking" a long string of impertinent questions, and re- peating the answers to those questions in a loud insulting tone. He and those who follow his example, are best able to say how far such a mode of proceeding can answer the ends of justice — how far it is consistent with the gravity and decorum of a court, and with the character of a gentleman — how far it is calculated to impress the multitude with a sentiment of reve- rence for the expounders of the law — and how- far it is likely to advance those who adopt it, in their own esteem. The cross-examination of this young woman, who was the plaintiff's niece, led to a re-exami- nation, in which it was made manifest to the court, as it had been previously known to most then present, that th« severity of the Hon. Philip Martindale towards poor old Richard Smith arose from the vigilance with which the old man guarded his niece, and preserved her from the artifices of the defendant. When this RANK AND TALENT. 7 fact came out in evidence, there was an in- voluntary and indescribable expression of con- tempt in the court ; and the honourable defend- ant endeavoured to smile away his mortification, but did not succeed, though he was counte- nanced by the high-sheriff on one side of him, and a clerical magistrate on the other. The contrast between impertinence and decorum was never so strongly manifested as in the cross- examination and re-examination above alluded to ; and it has been said that the witty barrister himself was not quite at his ease, and that he broke down in an attempted jest upon gravity. The counsel for the defendant called no wit- nesses, but made a witty speech ; in which he proved by arguments which made the multitude laugh, that it is a very slight inconvenience to be imprisoned for a few months ; that seduction is a very venial offence, and highly becoming a gentleman ; that it is a great condescension in a man of high rank to knock down a poor cot- tager; that gray hairs are a very ludicrous ornament ; that it is very insolent in a poor man to interrupt a rich man in his pursuit of vicious S RANK AND TALENT. pleasure ; that the game-laws are so very excel- lent, that persons only suspected of violating them ought to be punished. Then he gave the jury to understand, that if they should be foolish enough to give a verdict for the plaintiff, they must award the least possible damages. Then he sat down, and took a great quantity of snuff, and winked at the high-sheriff. In spite of all the wit and coxcomical impertinence of this re- doubtable advocate, the jury found a verdict for the plaintiff, giving him one hundred pounds damages. This verdict, and the unpretending sobriety of the young barrister's mode of arguing his case, occasioned much conversation in the town, and gave also ground for some observations among the gentlemen of the bar. Some of these gentlemen had known Horatio Markham from the very first day that he had entered his name in the Temple. They were acquainted with his taste and the line of his reading, and they knew that the oratorical writers of an- tiquity and of modern times occupied a place on his shelves and a share of his attention ; and RANK AND TALENT. 9 they expected that when he held such a brief as that of which we have made mention, he would indulge a little in declamation. It was there- fore a matter of surprise to them when he confined himself so strictly to the record, and suffered his case to rest so independently on its own strength. The opposing counsel was completely at fault. He had calculated so confidently on Markham's eloquence, and was so familiar with the common places of decla- mation, that he was quite prepared with a copious supply of extemporaneous witticisms, with which he designed to overwhelm the young gentleman, and throw ridicule on his cause. It was therefore a disappointment to him when he found that all this previous preparation was labour lost. But though most of the barristers on the circuit joined with the witty counsel for the defendant in his vituperation of those who had been instrumental in procuring such a ver- dict, yet secretly they were not displeased that their tyrant had been so fairly set down. Mark- ham was absolutely beginning to be a favourite on the circuit. The judge himself all but 10 RANK AND TALENT. publicly complimented him on the able and gentleman-like manner in which he had managed his cause ; and even the honourable defendant was mortified that there was nothing in Mark- ham's language to which any exception could be taken. When the court had broken up, the young barrister most unblushingly walked into a linen- draper's shop, and passing on to a little back parlour, took off his gown and wig, and sat down to dine with his father and mother. The old people were proud of their son, and the young man was not ashamed of his parents. But he had seen many instances of young per- sons who had scarcely deigned to acknowledge those to whom they were not only bound by the ties of nature, but to whose self-denial they owed their distinction and station in life. These little think how much substantial reputation they lose, and how little shadowy honour they gain. As the family of the young barrister was sitting at dinner, there entered to them unan- nounced, and without apology, an elderly man. RANK AND TALENT. 11 in very singular attire, and of very singular appearance. Markham had a recollection of having seen him in court. His countenance had an expression of archness, and he seemed by his looks as though he were on the eve of uttering some choice piece of wit ; there were also observable indications of impetuosity and strong self-wilL His head was nearly bald ; his shoulders of ample breadth ; his stature short; his voice shrill ; and his manner of speaking quick and dogmatical. Without taking any notice of the father and mother of the barrister, he addressed himself directly to Horatio, ** I suppose you don't know me — my name is Martindale." '' The Hon. Philip Martindale?" replied the young man with great composure ; for he was quite ignorant of the person of the defendant in the recent action. '' The Hon. Philip Martindale I" echoed the stranger, with a tone and with a look which answered the question very decidedly. "The Hon. Philip rascal ! — no, sir ; my name is not 12 RANK AND TALENT. made ridiculous by any such lying adjunct. My name is John Martindale : and it is my misfortune to be called cousin by that hopeful spark who was defendant in the action this morning. I am come, sir, to tell you that I think you did yourself honour by the manner in which you conducted the poor man's cause." Horatio Markham perceived that, though the gentleman was somewhat of an oddity, he was a man of some consequence, and apparently a man of good feeling ; he therefore replied : " Sir, you are very polite ; you ..." " No such thing," interrupted Mr. Martin- dale ; " I am not polite, and hope I never shall be polite. My cousin Philip is a very polite man." Then directing his conversation to Mr. Markham the elder, he continued: "I con- gratulate you, sir, on having for a son a young man who can make a speech without fine words and metaphors." This seemed to the father a singular ground of congratulation, and he did not know how to reply to it : fortunately, the speaker did not Wait for a reply ; but turning again to the young BANK AND TALENT. LS man, he said : ^' You must come and spend a few weeks with me in my cottage at Brigland. I will have no excuses, so tell me when you will come. Will you go home with me to- night?" Markham recollected that he had in his boyhood heard frequent talk and many singular anecdotes of Mr. John Martindale of Brigland ; but as his general character was one of be- nevolence and shrewd sense, he was not re- luctant to accept the invitation, especially as it was given in such terms as not to be refused without that degree of rudeness which did not seem suitable from a young man of humble origin towards an elderly person of high rank. He therefore professed his readiness to spend a short time with his new friend, and fixed the following day for the purpose. The stranger then took his leave. X4 RANK AND TALENT. CHAPTER II. " I may speak foolishly, ay, knavishly, Always carelessly, yet no one thinks it fashion To poise my breath ; for he that laughs and strikes Is lightly felt, or seldom struck again." Marston. Brigland-Abbey was one of those de- sirable mansions which auctioneers love to de- scribe, but which are beyond all power of advertising flattery. It stood on a gradually descending and very extensive sweep of land ; at the back of which rose a dense and ancient forest, and in front flowed a stream which had RANK AND TALENT. 15 been artificially widened into the semblance of a fair and placid lake. The building was in harmony with the scenery; graceful, stately, extensive. The architect had successfully imi- tated the florid Gothic style of building ; and over the principal entrance was a window of enormous magnitude, and most brilliant colour- ing. Through this window the beams of the declining sun cast on the marble pavement of the great hall a luxuriant mass of variegated light, forming one of the most magnificent specimens of internal beauty which any mansion in this kingdom has to boast. This beautiful estate was the property of Mr. John Martin- dale, but the residence of the Hon. Philip Martindale. The elder Martindale had, for the place of his abode, a fancifully constructed cottage, immediately opposite to the great gates that opened into the park ; and so well placed was this residence, that it had a most beautiful and imposing view of the great building. For when Mr. Martindale had finished the erection of the splendid abbey, it was remarked to him, as it has been remarked to many others who 16 RANK AND TALENT. have built splendid mansions, " Now you should have another house opposite to this, that you may enjoy the pleasure of looking" at this mag- nificent pile." On this principle the proprietor acted ; re- siding in a dwelling called the cottage, and giving up the great house to his hopeful cousin. He found a peculiar pleasure in this whim ; for thereby he became master of the master of the great house ; and nothing pleased him more than to be mistaken for a person of no consequence, and then to be discovered as the opulent and remarkable Mr. Martindale. Some of his neighbours used to report that he had a right to a title, but that he would not prosecute his claim, because he despised titles as mere foolery. These good people were wrong in their conjecture ; but the supposition was not displeasing to Mr. Martindale. As we are on the subject, we may as well state here that he was an old bachelor, of ex- tensive wealth ; and that he was third, fourth, or fifth cousin to a Mr. Martindale, who had recently been created Lord Martindale, but RANK AND TALENT. 17" whose income was not quite equal to his title. Now, though Mr. Martindale professed a great contempt for titles, the fact is, that on his re- mote relative's obtaining this distinction, he took more notice of him than ever he had before, and gave very strong indications that it was his intention to make the Hon. Philip Martindale his heir. He had. established the young gen- tleman at the Abbey, tempting his vanity by the offer of a residence far too magnificent for his means, and too extensive for his establish- ment. The young man's vanity was pleased with this arrangement, for he very sensibly felt that he was the occupier of the great house ; but he was not so deeply sensible of the fact, that he was quite under the command of his opulent and humorous relative. He looked forward to the possession of ample means at the decease of Mr. Martindale ; but he was desirous of sup- plying his deficiencies, if possible, before that time. It might, indeed, be imagined that the heir-apparent to a barony, and the expectant of most ample wealth, might have made his se- 18. RANK AND TALENT* lection among the daughters of opulence. There were, however, difficulties and objections. The young gentleman himself was, especially, par- ticular as to rank and connexion. None of his family had ever been engaged in or connected with trade, so far as he could ascertain ; and most of the large fortunes which appeared at all accessible, had been the obvious result of commercial engagement of some kind or other. He might have had rank; he might have had wealth ; but he could not have both. The occupant of the cottage observed his relative's vanity, and was in the habit of mor- tifying it, even though he was not quite free from some tincture of the same in his own temperament. He also was not insensible to the fact, that his honourable cousin was not over- strict in his morals ; but his mode of reproving irregularities did not much tend to their correc- tion. The old gentleman was not a magistrate, but was, as far as he thought fit, the dictator of his cousin's proceedings in the office of magis- trate : not that the transaction alluded to in the first chapter was with the approbation or even RANK AND TALENT. IJJ knowledge of the elder Martindale. Such, however, was the oddity of this gentleman's humour, that had Horatio Markham declaimed with what some would have considered merited severity against the magistrate for his violation of the laws, he would have been the first to take fire at the insult offered to his relative. He was unprepared for so much temperance, so much good sense, and so little common- place. This circumstance, together with the fact that Markham was of plebeian origin, led Mr. Mar- tindale to invite the barrister to Brigland, that he might amuse himself with his cousin's annoy- ance and embarrassment. As Markham was entering the village on the side of the park, he naturally paused to admire the beauty of the Abbey ; and while he was thus engaged, Mr. Martindale rode up to him, and without any preface of common-place salutation, called out — '* That is a fine house, Mr. Barrister. I dare say you would rather pay a visit to an honourable in the Abbey, than to a plain mister in a cot- tage." 30 RANK AND TALENT. Horatio apologised that he had not observed Mr. Martindale ; but as he began to discern his peculiar humour, he replied : ** I was certainly admiring the taste of the architect, and his judgment in selecting so fine and commanding a situation : the very ground, by its disposition, seemed to ask for a mansion of no ordinary magnificence." " Oh, ho — you understand how to pay com- pliments. I suppose you did not know that your humble servant, plain John Martindale, was the designer and builder of this mansion. Did you never hear the proverb, that fools build houses, and wise men live in them?" " Is the occupier of that mansion a wise man, sir?" replied Horatio. " I cannot say that he is. And so from that you would infer that it was not a fool who built the house. Well, well, you shall see him soon, and judge for yourself. I told my honourable relative that I should insist upon bringing you to the Abbey." Horatio Markham bowed, and they entered the cottage. This building was, in its construction RANK AND TALENT. 21 and appearance, almost indescribable. There was no semblance of arrangement or regularity about it. It was very large, and at the same time thoroughly inconvenient. Its furniture was in some points very elegant, and in others mean. While it was in course of building, Mr. Martindale had changed his mind about the plan of it fifty times, or more ; and in the furnishing, there had been evidently as much caprice. There was a room called the library ; but which that room was, a stranger would have been puzzled to guess ; for not a single apartment through the whole house was free from books, and in no one room were the books arranged in any order. There were books upon the tables, and books upon the chairs, and books on the floors. The very staircases were not free from them ; and whenever a visitor came to the cottage to spend a day or two, it was an essen- tial part of the preparation to remove the books from the bed on wliicli they were lying. Now Mr. Martindale was very particular about his books, and would not suff'er any of his 22 RANK AND TALENT. domestics to meddle with them. In his younger days he had been a reader of books ; and when he came to his property, he began to purchase, and cease to read. It was indeed conjectured by some that his large property, which came to him from a distant relative, and in some measure unexpectedly, had, in a degree, disordered his mind. There might, perhaps, be some foun- dation for this suspicion ; but it is a fact, that even before his acquisition of great wealth, he . had been remarked for many singularities. *' Now, Mr. Barrister," said the occupier of the cottage, '* what time would you like to dine?" You have villainous late hours in Lon- don, I know. Some of the great folks there don't dine till to-morrow morning. If I should ever sport a house in town, and give dinners, I think I shall send out my cards inviting my company to dinner on Tuesday next, at one o'clock on Wednesday morning. Will five o'clock be too soon for you, Mr. V " Not at all, sir." So the business was set- tled ; and then Mr. Martindale proposed a walk RANK AND TALENT. 23 into the town to call upon the clergyman, whom he designated by the not much admired name of parson. '* Good morning to you, Mr. Denver ; will you condescend to dine at the cottage at five o'clock to-day ? In the mean time, let me introduce to you my friend Mr. Markham, a barrister; who has distinguished himself by obtaining a very proper verdict against my hopeful young cousin, the Hon. Philip Martin- dale." Mr. Denver accepted the invitation, politely bowed to Mr. Markham, and expressed great sorrow at the event which was alluded to by Mr. Martindale. " He is a wild youth, Mr. Parson ; why don't you preach to him, and make him better?" replied Mr. Martindale. — " If I were a parson, I would take much better care of my parishioners than nine out often of you black-coated gentry. You are afraid of offending great folks. Now, you would not dare to go up to the Abbey this morning, and tell my honourable cousin that he ought to be ashamed of himself. — Eh ! what say 24 RANK AND TALENT. you, Mr. ? Will you take my arm, and walk up to the great house, and set about rebuking the wicked one ? " Mr. Denver gently smiled, and said : " I fear, sir, that we should not find Mr. Philip at home this morning." *' Not find him at home!" exclaimed Mr. Martindale ; " why not? Where is he gone ?" *' He left Brigland early this morning in a post-chaise ; and the lad who drove him the first stage sav/ him take another chaise, and pro- ceed tov/ards London." *' What ! go to London at this time of year ! Let me know nothing about it! — What is he gone for ? " " I cannot conjecture," replied the reverend divine, *' what can be Mr. Philip's motive for visiting the metropolis at this unusual season." " Conjecture!" said Mr. Martindale; "no, I suppose not. But it is so very odd that he should go in such a violent hurry, and not say a word to me on the subject." In this, the old gentleman was wrong ; for it was by no means unusual for the Hon. Philip RANK AND TALENT, 25 Martindale to make an excursion for a day or two without saying any thing about the matter to his worthy relative. These excursions were sometimes to Moulsey, and sometimes to Ep- som, and sometimes to Newmarket, and some- times to St. Mary Axe ; and as these excursions were on a species of business with which the old gentleman had no sympathy, the young gentleman thought it superfluous to announce his departure and arrival. A present advan- tage arising from this arrangement was, that he enjoyed a greater reputation for steadiness than he really deserved, though without a knowledge of these matters his indulgent and opulent relative thought the young man rather too wild. A future disadvantage, however, was likely to compensate for the present ad- vantage ; for it was next to impossible to carry on this game without detection, and also very difficult to escape from the vortex. The knowledge of Philip's absence without leave discomposed the old gentleman, and ren- dered him not very well disposed for the en- joyment of company ; he had, however, the VOL. I. B 26 RANK AND TALENT. consolation of anticipating the exercise of a little extra tyranny over his dependent relative, in consequence of this transgression. It is a truth, and a sad one too, that many persons, situated as Mr. John Martindale, are not always really sorry for an opportunity of showing their authority by means of the eloquence or an- noyance of rebuke. Had Philip, by any exer- tion of his own, or by any spirit of pride, re- moved himself from a state of dependence, it would have been a serious loss to his cousin ; and even the very appearance of an act of independence disturbed the old gentleman, and rendered him for a considerable time silent and sulky. Soon after dinner, however, Mr. Martindale recovered his spirits. He became quite cheer- ful with the thought that he should make the young man do penance for his transgression. He was, however, not altogether at ease, be- cause his curiosity was excited as to the object of the young gentleman's excursion. Mr. Den- ver was unable or unwilling to satisfy his curiosity ; and therefore, without making any RANK AND TALENT. 27 apology to his guests, the old gentleman with- drew from table, and walked up to the Abbey, with a view of ascertaining, if possible, from some of the servants, the cause of their master's sudden absence from home. When three persons have dined together, and have been talking about nothing, or next to nothing, and when one of the three with- draws, it is not very unusual or unnatural that he should form a topic for the remaining two to discourse upon. This was the case when Mr. Martindale left the clergyman and the barrister together. " It is very singular," said Markham to his companion, ''that a man of such large fortune as Mr. Martindale, should, after building so splendid a mansion, content himself with re- siding in such a cottage as this." ''So it appears to us, who have no such choice," replied Mr. Denver ; " but to Mr. Martindale, who is rolling in riches, some other stimulus is necessary than the mere outward manifestation of wealth ; and I dare say that he enjoys more pleasure from the whim of 28 RANK AND TALENT. having a dependent relative in the great house, than you or I should from dwelling there our- selves. This I can venture to say, that Philip Martindale has not received any great addition to his happiness from being placed at the Abbey. The old gentleman scarcely allows him a maintenance, and is constantly dictating to liim in the merest trifles imaginable." '* What a miserable existence it must be to live dependent on another's caprice !" exclaimed Horatio. *' Not very pleasant, to be sure," replied the clergyman ; " but it is in expectation of here- after enjoying an independency ; and what else can the young man do ? Lord Martindale, his father, has but very contracted means, and a large family to provide for. Indeed, I believe that his lordship himself is, in a great degree, dependent on Mr. Martindale to keep up the dignity of his rank." " And does the old gentleman exercise such authority over Lord Martindale and the rest of his family, as he does over the young gentleman who resides at the Abbey ? " RANK AND TALENT. 29 *' Not quite so much, I believe : he was desirous that his lordship and family should reside at the Abbey ; but Lady Martindale so strongly objected to the measure, that it was given up ; and Mr. Philip, after a little hesi- tation, assented to his relative's proposal to take up his abode here, though Lady Martin- dale strongly urged him not to relinquish his profession." " Profession ! — what profession ? I think I remember that name in the Temple." " Yes, he was at the bar ; and I have heard that he was rather successful, considering the short time that he had practised ; but as soon as his father became a peer, and his wealthy relative offered him this magnificent seat, he gave up practising, and cut his old friends." *' Then he has made a very foolish exchange; for the old gentleman, as you call him, does not seem likely to gratify his heirs by a speedy departure from this life, and in all probability his domineering habits will rather increase than diminish as he grows older. But from the brief which I held yesterday, it seems that 30 RANK AND TALENT. Mr. Philip Martindale is a man of very profligate habits. How does that suit his cousin V *' Why, yes, the young man is rather gay ; and so indeed was the old gentleman formerly, or his old acquaintance very much belie him. Now, however, he is occasionally very grave in his way, arid frequently gives his cousin very serious lectures, which are not of much avail ; for Mr. Martindale's style of reproof is more jest- ing than rebuking : he says whatever he thinks ; and has the oddest mode of thinking of any man that I know. He says any thing to any body, and where he is known nobody heeds him." " It struck me yesterday, that there was something very peculiar in the manner in which Mr. Martindale spoke of his cousin ; for the charge against the young man was of a very disgraceful nature, and I thought it not very becoming to treat it .with any degree of le- vity." " You must make some allowance for the exaggerations of briefs ; though I must ac- knowledge that Philip Martindale was ver RANK AND TALENT. '6i much to be blamed. Old Richard Smith is a very respectable man for his station in life ; and the young woman whom he calls his niece, has always conducted herself in a very proper and becoming manner. But they will not be able to remain at Brigland after this event, unless the old gentleman takes their part very de- cidedly. I understand that Mr. Philip is very much mortified at the result of the trial ; and you, I hear, sir, are in very high favour at Brigland, on account of the success of the trial. The old man says that he is very desirous of thanking you for your exertions. Even Philip Martindale spoke handsomely of you, though you were employed against him; and he was disgusted at his own counsel, whose imperti- nence, he believes, provoked the jury to their 'verdict." To a much longer speech than this had Horatio Mark ham given his attention, when he and the reverend divine were interrupted by the return of Mr. Martindale in a downright passion. The cause of that passion we shall narrate in the following chapter. 32 RANK AND TALENT. CHAPTER HI. *' There was a time, — And pity 'tis so good a time had wings To fly away, — when reverence was paid To a grey head ; 'twas held a sacrilege Not expiable, to deny respect To one, sir, of your years and gravity." Randolph. Mr. Martindale, as we have said in the preceding chapter, left his company, and walked up to the Abbey to ascertain, if possible, from some of the servants the cause of their master's sudden journey. The old gentleman was not in the habit usually of entering the house by the grand entrance ; but on the present occasion, RANK AND TALENT. 33 seeing the great doors partly open, he directed his steps that way ; and as he approached, he heard voices with which he had not been fa- miliar, and when he opened the door, he saw two vulgar-looking fellows gaping about in broad astonishment at the splendid decorations of the great hall, interspersing their profound remarks with unseemly puffings of tobacco-smoke from two pipes with which they were regaling themselves. It was not on trifling occasions that Mr. Martindale was struck dumb with astonishment ; but at the sight which he then saw, he was so far thunderstruck that he did not instantaneously commence the pouring forth of his interrogatory eloquence. He gazed for a moment or more on the two men, and they gazed as long at him ; but their looks were not so full of astonishment as his were : at length he spoke in very hurried tones. " Who are you l What do you want here I What do you mean by smoking your filthy pipes in this place? Have the goodness to walk out directly." To this speech one of the men calmly replied. 34 .RANK AND TALENT. *' We have as much right here, sir, as you have, and perhaps more ; for I guess you are only one of the upper servants, and we are sheriffs' officers." ' "Sheriffs' devils!" foamed forth the old gen- tleman; "and who sent you here, I pray? I will have no sheriffs' officers here, I can tell you." This language was not respectful to the men of office, and therefore it was more sharply taken up by the speaker, who, laying aside his composure, very loudly answered : " Come, old fellow, let us have none of your insolence, or I shall soon let you know who is master." Furiously again Mr. Martindale was be- ginning to reply, by repeating the word " Mas- ter ! master ! master !" when the noise brought the butler to the scene of contention. This butler was more properly a spy over the actions of the Hon. Philip Martindale than a servant of his : he was the immediate pensioner of the old gentleman ; but he was also somewhat attached to his nominal master, and he therefore acted RANK AND TALENT. 35 the part of a traitor rather treacherously. He knew, but had not communicated to Mr. Mar- tindale, the intention of the young gentleman to make a journey to London, and he knew also the business on which he had gone ; and he had also, on previous occasions, known more than he had thought fit to communicate to his employer. When this trusty domestic made his appearance, Mr. Martindale addressed him very impetuously : " Oliver! what does all this mean? Here are two insolent dirty fellows calling themselves sheriffs' officers, and strutting about as if the house was their own. Where do they come from ? What do they want here ? And pray, where is your master ? I must insist upon knowing the meaning of all this." Mr. Oliver looked foolish and confused, and while he was beating his brains for a plausible lie, one of the officers began to save him all further trouble of invention by saying : " Why, if you must know the meaning of all this, I will tell you. The Hon. Philip Mar- tindale is — " 36 RANK AND TALENT. " Is gone out shooting," interrupted the trusty Oliver: *' he went out early this morn- ing, sir." " Shooting with a long bow," muttered the ofiScer. ** Shooting at this time of year, you rascal !" exclaimed Mr. Martindale : ** why, you puppy, this is only the beginning of August." " I don't mean shooting game, sir, but shoot- ing with bow and arrow. He — he — is gone to — an archery meeting." *' What ! is he gone to an archery meeting in London ? But pray, Mr. Oliver, can yon tell me why he has been so careful of his own carriage as to take a hired chaise ?" " He was afraid, sir, that the journey might be rather too long for his own horses." *' Yes," interrupted the oflScer, " it would have been too far for his own horses to travel." " Hold your tongue, you puppy !" was the only acknowledgment which the speaker re- ceived for this corroboration of the trusty Oliver's speech : then turning again to Oliver, Mr. Martindale continued : '^ So your master is grown mightily merciful RANK AND TALENT. 37 to his horses all on a sudden ; and was he also afraid that his travelling chariot would be tired of the long journey ? Was it too far for the carriage to travel 1" " I guess it was rather too far for his carriage to go from home," replied the officer. *' Fellow!" cried Mr. Martindale, '* I want none of your fool's prate." *' Perhaps not," replied the man ; " you seem to have enough of your own." ** Silence, you puppy ! do you know who you are speaking to ? I will not put up with this insolence in my own house. This is my own house ; I built it : every article in it is mine," '* I beg your pardon, sir," replied the officer, " I did not know you : but I will immediately explain . . . ." ** If you will have the goodness, sir, to step this way," interrupted Oliver, " perhaps my master may be returned by this time. I will tell you all the particulars." Mr. Martindale had kept this fellow a long while in his employment, and had estimated his fidelity by his treachery, forgetting that 38 RANK AND TALENT. they who have a double game to play make a double profit upon it ; for while the old gentleman had been bribing him to betray the young one, the young one had been paying him to deceive the old one : so that by this double diplomacy Oliver had become, to use a phrase of Dr. Johnson's, " a very pretty rascal." By deceiving both parties he had in- jured both ; but they had only themselves to thank for it. Had they been simple enough to follow the old maxim, that honesty is the best policy, they would both have gained their ends more effectually : the elder Martindale would have experienced from the younger greater deference and confidence, and the younger Martindale would have experienced from the elder a greater degree of liberality. On the present occasion, it never for a moment entered the mind of the old gentleman that the sheriffs' officers could be at Brigland Abbey on any serious professional engagement. It may indeed be asked, if he did not think that, what was he thinking of? What, indeed ! That is a question which he himself could not HANK AND TALENT. 30 answer. Having however no suspicion of what was really the case, he was the more easily drawn away by the crafty Oliver from the impending explanation which was threatened by the officer. Having thus drawn Mr. Martindale away from the immediate explanation which was just coming upon him, Oliver's next concern was to construct something of a plausible story to account not only for the presence of the officers at the Abbey, but for their rude beha- viour, which to his mind appeared totally in- soluble on any other theory than that of their being in possession by virtue of their office. To acknowledge this truth appeared to him as the most effectual means to bring ruin on himself and his master. As soon, therefore, as he had conducted the old gentleman into the library, he began to apologise for the presence and rudeness of these men ; and Mr. Martin- dale being removed from the sight of those who had excited his anger, began to grow a little more cool, and was better prepared to hear explanation. Fortunately for Oliver and 40 RANK AND TALENT. his master, the curiosity of the old gentleman was not so strongly excited by the presence of the officers as by the absence of the Hon. Philip Martindale. He therefore very easily believed the story which the trusty butler in- vented, that these officers had been on a visit to one of the servants, and that they were rather intoxicated ; but the difficulty to be solved was the absence of the master of the house, and his travelling with post-horses and a hired chaise. Now Mr. Oliver would have been utterly unworthy of his place and occu- pation as a professional tell-tale and a hired spy, had he been unable to invent, or unready to utter, a most wilful, deliberate, and glorious lie. Having therefore disposed of the difficulty of the presence of the officers, he went on very deliberately to say : '' Did not my master call at the cottage this morning ? I am sure he intended to do so ; but perhaps he was too early. I think he must have called, but perhaps you were not stirring, sir." " Not stirring, you dog ; why I was at the RANK AND TALENT. 41 mineral spring by five o'clock, or very little after." " Oh ! then that accounts for your not seeing my master before he went, for he set out just after the turret-clock struck five ; and very likely he saw you walking across the meadow, and knew it would be useless to call at the cottage." *' But I wonder why he did not tell me of his engagement yesterday ; for he must have known it then, if he set out so early this morn- ing." " I believe, sir," replied the trusty one, " that I am to blame for that ; for a note was brought here yesterday morning, and I forgot to deliver it till just as my master was going to bed. The note was from Sir Andrew Featherstone, to say that the archery-meeting was fixed for this day instead of next Wednesday, in order to accommodate the young ladies from Hollywick Priory, because they must accompany their uncle to Cheltenham on Monday at the latest ; and so, sir, my master was forced to go in a hurry ; and as he had taken the carriage-horses 42 RANK AND TALENT. to the assizes yesterday, and as the other horses had not been much used to the chariot, so he ordered me to go down to the Red . Lion to bespeak a pair of chaise-horses, and I by mis- take ordered chaise and horses ; and as it w as yery late when I returned, my master would not make any alteration, and he took them as I had ordered." : " Well," replied Mr. Martindale, '' but Parson Denver told me that your master was gone to London ; now Sir Andrew Featherstone has not an archery-meeting at his town- house." " That must be a mistake of Mr. Denver's ; for I am sure that my master is not gone to London. I can show you, sir, the very letter which my master received from Sir Andrew Featherstone." Thereupon the trusty Oliver left the worthy old gentleman for a few minutes to his own meditations ; and as he knew that it would be in vain to look for a letter which had no ex- istence but in his own imagination, he used this interval in properly tutoring the sheriffs' RANK AND TALENT. 43 officers in case they should again meet Mr. Martindale. " It is very unfortunate, sir," exclaimed the butler, when he returned to the library, " but I believe my master must have carried the letter with him ; for I saw it on his dressing- table this morning-, and I read it when his back was turned ; but I think he went into the room again before he left home, and he has, no doubt, taken the letter with him." ** Ay, ay, never mind ; I don't want to see any of Sir Andrew Featherstone's foolish let- ters. Archery, forsooth ! and for young women to make such an exhibition of themselves ! It is absolutely indecent. I am sorry that Philip should lend himself to encourage any such ridiculous foolery. What crotchet will seize the fashionable world next, I wonder. I suppose we shall have the tread-mill converted into a machine for the amusement of elegant females. It will be a pretty species of gym- nastic exercise. Now, Oliver, I beg you will not say a word to your master of my having made inquiries after him, and see that these drunken officers are sent away as soon as pes- 44 RANK AND TALENT. sible. It is quite disreputable for the servants to keep such company." Mr. Oliver made all the professions and promises which were required of him, and was not sorry to get so easily rid of his difficulties. The old gentleman then recollecting that he had left his guests to entertain each other at the cottage, prepared to return home, but in his way he met old Richard Smith, whom indeed he did not personally know ; but as the poor man knew Mr. Martindale, he pulled off his hat, and made a very humble obeisance to the rich man. There was something very striking in the appearance of Richard Smith, especially when his head was uncovered. His hair was of a silvery whiteness, and it hung about his neck in full and graceful ringlets ; his forehead was bold and high, and almost without a wrinkle ; and his fine eyes, but little dimmed with age, presented the appearance of strength and vigour contending with time. His figure was tall, and but just beginning to bend under the weight of years. The manner in which he made his obeisance was also im- pressive ; there was dignity in his humility, and RANK AND TALENT. 4$ his bow was neither slavishly obsequious nor vulgarly insolent. There was in his whole appearance a manifestation of that indelible nobility with which nature endows some in- dividuals of the human species in every rank and condition of life, and which all the drilling and tutoring of artificial society can neither imitate nor improve. The venerable look and the graceful demeanour of the old man induced Mr. Martindale to take especial notice of him, and ask his name, and place of abode, and employment. " My name, sir," replied the old man, " is Richard Smith ; my abode is at Brigland ; and I am past labour." " Eh ! what ! Smith ! Richard Smith !— Are you the person that my graceless cub of a cousin had the insolence to knock down and send to jail as a poacher? I hope he has paid you the amount of damages awarded to you." " It was only yesterday, sir, that the verdict was given, and I have no desire to hurry the 46 RANK AND TALENT. gentleman for payment : I wish him to make it convenient to himself." " What are you talking about, my good man ? Do you think it can make any difference to my cousin when he pays such a sum as one hundred pounds. You fancy you are talking about a shopkeeper." " I beg pardon, sir ; I do not mean to speak disparagingly of the Hon. Philip Martindale, but lawyer Flint told me this morning, that when he applied to lawyer Price about the settlement of the damages and costs, he was informed that they would be paid in a few da5s, but it was not quite convenient at present." " Nonsense, the lawyers want to cheat you ; Philip has money enough to pay you, and I will take care that you shall be paid. I will see Price to-morrow, and he shall settle the bu- siness at once. I am afraid the young man is not quite so steady as he ought to be. I don't at all approve of his behaviour to you and your niece, and I shall tell him my mind pretty plainly." RANK AND TALENT. 47 The old man shook his head and sighed. Mr. Martindale observed his emotion, and interro- gated him more closely concerning the beha- viour of Philip, assuring him that, instead of being offended, he should be thankful for any information concerning the conduct of his young relative, in order that he might use his influence to correct it. " I am not thinking, sir," replied Richard Smith, with great solemnity of tone, " only of your honourable relative, but of the numbers in his rank of life who make the miseries of the poor their amusement and sport. I am think- ing, sir, that it is a sad mockery of the seriousness of legislation, that profligate and ignorant lads should sit as lawgivers." Mr. Martindale frowned, for he had bought a borough for his hopeful relative ; but as he stood in the atti- tude of listening, the old man went on : "I think it a sad disgrace to the country, that ig- nominious and painful punishments are de- nounced against those offences only which the legislators have no temptation to commit." " Well done, old gentleman," replied Mr. 48 RANK AND TALENT. Martindale, " you talk like a philosopher. I am quite of your way of thinking. So you don't think that it is enough to make young gentlemen pay for their frolics ; you would have them sent to work at the tread-mill, or give them a public whipping now and then by way of example." " And do not you think," said the old man more sternly, " that such inflictions as these would be more effectual in checking the vices of the higher orders, than a mere fine which is paid and forgotten, or which places vice in the same scale as a luxury 1" " Why, my good friend, you are a severe legislator ; you seem to be angry with my young spark. But now, if your system should be adopted, the injured party would gain no re- dress; whereas now the wound is healed by heavy damages ; and surely it is much better to receive a pecuniary conipensation, than merely to have the satisfaction of knowing that the of- fender is personally punished." *' Excuse me, sir, but you are not speaking according to your own judgment. You must RANK AND TALENT. 49 know that the professed end of the law is secu- rity from injury. Substitute a pecuniary com- pensation for the punishment now denounced against murder, and whose life is safe V *' You are angry, my friend, you are angry. You should not bear malice ; I will take care and see you righted ; my cousin shall not have it said of him that he oppresses the poor." ** Then, perhaps, sir, you will so far befriend me as that I may not be turned out of my cot- tage ; for lawyer Price told me that I should be sent off as soon as the damages were paid." At this request of the poor man, or rather at the occasion for the request, Mr. Martindale was really vexed and angry. He had tolerated many of his cousin's vices under the name of youthful follies ; but when he found him guilty of the meanness of so despicable a species of revenge, he was deeply mortified, and with great emotion replied : " The, very day that you are driven out of the cottage, Philip shall leave the Abbey." Having said this, he hurried home to his guests in no enviable frame of mind. Mr. VOL. I. c 50 RANK AND TALENT. Denver was accustomed to the old gentleman's peculiarities ; but Horatio Markham, who had never known, and who scarcely apprehended what it was to be dependent on another's ca- prices, felt uneasy and constrained, and was beginning to wish that he could, consistently with common politeness, reduce his visit to a day, instead of a week or ten days. He was however soon relieved from his temporary uneasiness, by the return of good humour to the tone and countenance of his host, who proposed that, before visiting the Abbey, they should call at old Richard's cottage, and in- quire into his circumstances. HANK AND TALENT. 51 CHAPTER IV. *' Exceeding fair she was not, and yet fair, In that she never studied to be fairer Than nature made her." Chapman. In pursuance of the arrangement proposed the preceding evening, Mr. Martindale and his guest, immediately after an early breakfast, went out in search of Richard Smith's cottage. They had some little difficulty to find the place ; for, though the old man had lived seve- ral years at Brigland, he was of such retired habits that he was comparatively unknown in 52 RANK AND TALENT. the parish: some persons knew him by sight who did not know his name, and others had heard his name, who were unacquainted with his person. The cottage in which he lived seemed to have been selected for its very retired situation. It stood in a narrow lane, which, before the building of the great house, had served as a thoroughfare from Brigland Common to the meadows, which, since the erection of the Ab- bey, had been included in the park. The cot- tage, though apparently so secluded and almost embowered in wood, was by no means a gloomy abode ; for through a natural vista in the wood before it there was an extensive view of highly- cultivated scenery, which showed between the over-arching trees like a beautiful painting in a rustic frame. The light which shone through this opening, drew the eyes of Markham and his companion to notice; the beauty of the land- scape. There is a peculiar and almost indescribable effect produced on the mind by the sight of well-known scenery taken from a new point, or RANK AND TALENT. 53 viewed with some variety or novelty of accom- paniment. The feeling thus excited, has not all its interest from novelty alone, nor is it in- debted for its interest to association. In view- ing this scene, Mr. Martindale enjoyed this pleasure : he had lived for many years in Brig- land, and had long been in possession of this estate, but here was a beauty he had never seen before. While they were both admiring the scene before them, Horatio Markham fancied that he could hear a distant sound of music, and stood for a moment in a listening attitude. Presently the sound caught the ear of Mr. Martindale; and the two companions looked at each other in mute astonishment, when the faint tinkling of the unknown instrument was accompanied with the human voice in notes of indescribable sweetness. The voice was near enough to be distinctly audible ; and Markham, who had a more acute sense of hearing, and a more exten- sive knowledge of music than his friend Mr. Martindale, soon perceived that neither the words nor the melody were English. It was 54 RANK AND TALENT. presently obvious that the music was in the cot- tag-e of old Richard Smith. The two listeners waited till the voice was silent, and then, with- out the ceremony of tapping at the door, en- tered the poor man's humble dwelling. The interior of the cottage was perfectly neat and clean, as might have been anticipated from the style and appearance of the old man ; but there was in it more than neatness — there were symp- toms that its present tenants had seen better days. There were several articles of furniture and embellishment which cottagers have neither means nor inclination to purchase. Symptoms indeed of better days are to be continually met with in many humble, even in many miserable dwellings ; but such symptoms consist generally of those articles which cannot find purchasers, or which are in daily use, or of indispensable utility, or which have an imaginary value far beyond their real value. And the poor people are sometimes proud of these mementos of their high descent. They can perhaps show, in an old black frame, and drawn on durable vellum, their family-arms: — they may have large un- RANK AND TALENT. 65 wieldy portraits of ancestors who were distin- guished somehow or other in former days, but they know not when, and have perhaps forgot- ten their very names : — they still retain pieces of fine needlework, which make it manifest that some female ancestor had received a boarding-school education; and many a poor old couple eat their daily scanty meal on the remains of the fine porcelain which some of their progenitors used and exhibited only on days of high festivity. But the articles in Richard Smith's cottage were of a different character, and of much more recent date than such as those alluded to above. There hung upon the walls some landscapes^ which indeed a person in poverty might have drawn, but which no poor man would keep or would embellish with handsome modern frames. There were also several engravings, which had not been published more than sixteen or seven- teen years. Instead of the usual cottage clock with clumsily painted figures and elm-case, there stood on a bracket a neat time-piece, with the name of a celebrated Parisian maker. Upon a set 56 RANK AND TALENT. of hanging-shelves there lay several volumes of faDcifuUy and apparently foreign bound books* These were for the most part Italian, but a few were French. While Mr. Martindale was talking to the old man, Horatio Markham, according to a very common, but not very decorous practice of young men who affect literature, was amus- ing himself with taking down and opening one after another of the books ; and seeing the character of them, and that in their selection they gave proof of a correct and polished taste, he could not but look more attentively at the old man's niece, with an endeavour to trace in her countenance an expression of a style above that of a simple rustic. The human counte- nance is susceptible of great variety of expres- sion, and owes much to surrounding circum- stances : the very same set of features which in one garb and place would savour of rusticity, would bear a different interpretation in another garb and with other adjuncts. In like manner, the imagination of the spectator does much in giving an interpretation to features, and ascer- RANK AND TALENT. 57 tainiag physiognomical indications. So when Horatio Markham saw the young woman in the witness-box giving", with downcast look and trembling accents, her testimony as to the injury sustained by a poor old man, he could see no- thing more, for he thought nothing more was to be seen, than a modest, simple, and tolerably pretty face, having no remarkable or peculiar expression. But when he saw the same person, with the same features and the same expres- sion of retiring modesty, surrounded with th« productions of art, and apparently the only per- son in the cottage to whom those productions could be interesting, and by whom those books should be read and enjoyed, he soon fancied that he observed indications of a superior mind and a cultivated understanding. Nay, so far did his imagination influence him, that the im- pulse which he first felt to address some inqui- ries to the old man's niece concerning the books and drawings was absolutely repelled by a feeling of awe. He now began to paint to his imagination a person of superior rank, and to be astonished that he had not before ob* 58 RANK AND TALENT. served that her whole style and expression was far above her professed situation. As he was replacing" on the shelf one of the books into which he had been looking, a hard substance fell to the ground, and he stooped immediately to pick it up ; but the young wo- man was before him, and Markham saw, or thought he saw, that the article which she had thus hastily picked up, was neither more nor less than an ivory crucifix. The object itself he would not have noticed, but he was very much struck with the eagerness with which it was taken up and concealed. Apologising for his awkwardness, and accepting an acknowledg- ment of his apology, he turned from the books to look more minutely at the pictures. The drawings were, without exception, scenes in Italy, evidently executed by a practised hand, and bearing a date which rendered it highly improbable that they should have been the pro- duction of the old man's niece. The conversation which passed between Mr. Martindale and Richard Smith was indeed heard, but not heeded by Horatio Markham. RANK AND TALENT. 59 It had a reference chiefly to the nature of the injury for which the old man had recently sought legal redress ; and the account which Mr. Martindale received concerning the conduct of his honourable relative, was not by any means calculated to soothe the already irritated mind of the old gentleman. Turning the discourse from these unpleasant matters, he suddenly asked : '' Did not I hear music just before I came in ? Does this young woman play or sing ?" This question excited the attention of Mark- ham, who cast his eyes round the apartment, but all in vain, to find what musical instrument it was which he had heard while he was stand- ing near the cottage. To the question thus asked no answer was given, but the young wo- man held down her head and blushed ; exhibit- ing, as Markham thought, much more confu- sion than such an inquiry in such circum- stances seemed to demand. Mr. Martindale did not repeat the question, but proceeded to say: ■ " Well, my good man, I have brought with 60 RANK AND TALENT. me the youDg advocate who pleaded your cause so effectually. I hope he will be as successful in every cause that he undertakes, and that he will never undertake any less honourable to himself." ** The law is a dangerous profession, sir ; but we must not measure a man's integrity by the brief which he holds. The barrister professes himself an advocate, not a judge ; and if he re- fuses a brief because he thinks the cause a bad one, he acts with prejudice, seeing only one side of the question. Besides, sir, there ar*? few causes which may bear altogether the name of bad. Sometimes a cause may be bad in law, but good in morals ; sometimes an action at law may be good so far as the moral feeling is con- cerned, and bad as to the letter of some statute ; and it is possible that some persons may consi- der any litigation whatever as being inconsis- tent with the strict letter of Christianity. We must also make great allowances for diversity of temper and disposition : what may appear just to one man appears perhaps too rigidly strict to another. I think, sir, that the barris- RANK AND TALENT. ^ ter's profession is unduly calumniated. If, in- deed, a client comes to an advocate and says, ' I wish to take an unfair advantage of my neighbour, and 1 will pay you to assist me,' then the barrister would act improperly to sell his conscience to his client ; but every litigant sees, or fancies he sees, something of right in his cause, and the barrister merely gives him legal assistance. The law is a dangerous pro- fession indeed, because it may lead to a confu- sion of right and wrong ; but while it endangers a man's integrity, it also gives him abundant and honourable opportunity of displaying an upright mind and good principle. You will excuse an old man," said he, turning towards Markham ; " garrulity is the privilege of age ; but I have had experience of the world. I see but little of it now ; the time has been that I have seen more." Horatio Markham, though but five-and- twenty years of age — though he had gained two causes in the Court of King's Bench — though he had been successful in his first brief in his native town — though he had at other towns on 62 RANK AND TALENT. the circuit held an extraordinary number of briefs for a first journey — though he held those briefs by means of a reputation going before him that he was a man of good talents — though he had more than once received a marked com- pliment from his seniors both at the bar and on the bench — and though he was of humble origin, and was rationally expecting to rise in a profession which would place him in a higher station than his parents or early acquaintance, yet, with all this, he was not a coxcomb. Mo- ralists and divines may speak as contemptuously as they will of negative virtues ; but in defiance of their wisdom, we will contend that, humanly speaking, there was great merit in Horatio, that he did not feel himself unduly elated by all his honors. He attentively listened to the common-place harangue of old Richard Smith, and replied to it with the respect due to old age. *' You are very candid to the profession, sir; few will concede so much: but it would be difficult to find any profession or employ- ment which is not subject to the reproaches of those who are not engaged in it. Indeed, £ RANK AND TALENT. 63 have known that even individuals in the pro- fession have also spoken disrespectfully of its moral character and tendency." " Then," replied the old man, " they ought to leave it. A profession cannot be indispen- sable that is essentially immoral. But, sir, I have to thank you for the manner in which you conducted my cause. It was well done of you that you spoke so temperately of the defendant, or that you rather let facts speak for themselves. I have no spiteful feeling against the gentleman, and for my own part could easily have borne with what I received from him ; but I have a serious charge here," pointing to his niece ; " that poor child looks up to me for protection, and I must not suffer any one to approach her disrespect- fully. I love her as if she were my own. She has, indeed, no other protector. I must be almost fastidious and jealous in the care that I take of her : a life dearer to me than my own depends upon her happiness." As the old man was speaking, his face was suffused with a glow of strong feeling ; the 64 RANK AND TALENT. young woman's lip quivered, her eye glistened, and she left the room where they were sitting. As she opened the door by which she made her retreat, Markham, whose curiosity had been strongly excited by all the appearances in the cottage, caught a glimpse of a second or inner apartment, apparently fitted up with very great neatness. Of its extent he could form no idea, but its ornaments were of the same na- ture as those in the room in which he was sitting. Old Mr. Martindale now felt his cu- riosity roused ; he said : " I am quite curious to know the history of this young woman. Is she really your niece?" " She is really my niece," said the old man, ** so far as that her mother was my sister's child.'^ ** Are these drawings done by your niece too ? You seem to have given her a very good education." " These drawings," replied the old man, **are not hers; and as for her education, such, as it is, she received it before she was placed under my care." RANK AND TALENT. 65 "Are her father and mother living?" con- tinued Mr. Martindale ; " but I suppose not, by her being placed, as you say, under your sole protection." This last part of the sentence was uttered at an interval after the first ; for no immediate answer was returned to the interrogation con- cerning her father and mother. Indeed, the poor man did not seem very willing to enter into any very particular explanation upon the subject ; and Mr. Martindale himself, though he had expressed a curiosity to know the history of the young woman, was not so very curious as to persevere in putting a multitude of ques- tions. There are some persons whose curiosity gains strength by opposition, and others who will not condescend to be at the expense of any great number of questions. Mr. Martindale was of this latter class. Indeed, had he received ever so much intelligence, it would have been of little use, for he would soon have forgotten it. There was another person present whose curio- 66 RANK AND TALENT* sity had been much more strongly excited. Horatio Markham felt himself fully convinced that the young woman was not a daughter of a cottager : he could, as he fancied, see clearly enough, by her manner and expression, that she was of much superior rank. It was very ridi- culous for a young barrister, who had scarcely, seen any society at all, who had been born and brought up in a country town, and of a humble family, or, more properly speaking, of no family at all, and who had spent most of his time in study ; — it was very ridiculous for him to affect to decide what manners designated or manifested superior breeding. It is a species of vanity, however, in which Markham is by no means singular. Mr. Martindale having given the old man an assurance of his protection, and having now no more questions to ask, rose and took his leave, accompanied by his young friend. "That was a pretty young woman at the cottage, Mr. Barrister; but you must not fall in love with her. It will never do for profes- RANK AND TALENT. 67 sional men to make love-matches. Love in a cottage is very pretty, very poetical, very well to talk about." Markham protested that he had not the slightest notion of falling in love with a person who was a total stranger to him; but seriously, he could not but acknowledge that there was something very superior in the look and man- ner of the young woman, and that it might not have been impossible for him to have received an impression, had he met with a similar person in a suitable rank in life. He felt himself not well pleased that Mr. Martindale should have thought it within the verge of possibility that a gentleman of the bar should condescend so low as to fall in love with a young woman, the niece of a poor cottager. He forgot, however, that during the time he was in the cottage, he had his eyes very much fixed upon the old man's niece; he forgot how very completely his at- tention had been absorbed ; and while he was speculating as to the causes which operated in bringing so much elegance and gracefulness into so humble an abode, Mr. Martindale tl» RANK AND TALENT* thought him occupied in admiring the young woman's pretty face. There was certainly a tolerable share of that species of beauty called prettiness in the composition of her features ; but as she rather exceeded the middle stature, and wore a general look of thoughtfulness, the word pretty was not comprehensive enough for a description of her person. When she ap- peared in the court as a witness, her fine glossy black ringlets were totally concealed, and her dark eyes were so bent towards the ground that their life and expression were not visible. Markham had observed her but little ; thinking probably that his behaviour could not be more becoming than when it was totally and directly opposed to that of the defendant's counsel. He was, therefore, not a little surprised when he saw so much beauty and gracefulness in one whom he had taken for a mere country girl ; and his curiosity was still more raised when he observed the nature of the decorations of the poor man's cottage. The charm which struck him most of all was, the total absence of all affectation or artifice both in the old man and RANK AND TALENT. 69 in his niece. Richard Smith, indeed, used lan- guage superior in ordinary correctness to that of the usual inhabitants of cottages, but did not give himself airs, as some poor men who fancy themselves conjurers, because they hap- pen to be a little better informed than their neighbours ; and the young woman appeared quite as free from any species of affectation, either of manner or of dress. 70 RANK AND TALENT. CHAPTER V, *♦ And, madam, if it be a lie. You have the tale as cheap as I." Swift, TriE Rev. Cornelius Denver, perpetual curate of Brigland, was one of the best-tempered creatures in the world. He would not injure any one ; he had almost every one's good word ; he was full of smiles and courtesy ; he had nothing of the pomp or pride of priestly manners ; he did not keep his parishioners at an awful distance, or affect to exercise any spiritual dominion over them by virtue of his RANK AND TALENT. 71 calling; he was familiar with all, and good- humoured to all ; he had not the slightest tincture of bigotry or party-spirit ; in politics and religion he was most truly liberal ; he had, of course, his own opinions on these subjects, but he called them into use so seldom, that he and his neighbours scarcely knew what they were ; he was equally obliging to all parties, and there were many differing sects of religion in his parish ; every possible variety of sec- tarianism flourished at Brigland, and they all united in praising the curate's liberality. There were also many members of the es- tablished church in the parish ; but though they all praised their curate, they did not all very frequently attend his ministrations. Old Mr. Martindale used facetiously to say, that he should go to church much oftener if Mr. Denver would make longer sermons, but that it was so tantalising to be woke before his nap was half finished. But Mr. Denver served two other churches beside Brigland, and one of them was almost eight miles distant, so he 72 RANK AND TALENT. had not much time to spare on Sunday ; for he had two services at his own parish, and one every Sunday at the other two. Our worthy curate was a married man, but he had no family ; and that circumstance gave him abundant opportunity to interest himself about the affairs of all the town. Mrs. Denver assisted him greatly in this public and universal sympathy. Mrs. Denver was said to be a very intelligent woman, and had enjoyed that re^ putation for many years. Her maiden name was Smith — no relation to old Richard Smith ; and she had borne that name so long, that she was tired of it, regarding it as Archbishop Tillotson did the Athanasian Creed, wishing that she " was well rid of it." Many people thought that Mr. Denver married her from a motive of pure good nature, because no- body else was likely to marry her. She was of high family " originally," as she used to say; being descended from the Simsons of Devon- shire, one of whom was knighted by Richard the Third ; and she was very particular in stating RANK AND TALENT. 78 that her ancestors did not spell the name with p, for that was an innovation, and it was a very inferior family that was called Simpson. All the gossip of the town and neighbour- hood flowed to the parsonage as a centre, and again flowed from it as from a perennial and exhaustless fountain. In justice to the worthy curate it must be stated, that so far as he was concerned, there was nothing of censorious- ness blended with his collecting and communi- cating disposition : he was happy to hear in- telligence, and pleased to spread it; but he never pronounced an opinion as to the pro- priety or impropriety of the matters of which he heard and of which he spoke. It was not exactly so with Mrs. Denver ; her candour was not equal to that of her husband : not that she was at all censorious, very far from it ; but she could not help, as she said, feeling indignant at the vices and wickednesses which abounded in the world ; and she was certainly not to be blamed for what she could not help. Some- times she would even be angry with her hus- band on account of the placidity of his temper ; VOL. I. D 74 RANK AND TALENT. and she would even acknowledge that she could have no patience with the abominations of the age. It must be also added, that Mrs. Denver was not quite equal to her husband in the virtue of liberality towards sectarians. She had been brought up as a member of the church established by law, and she could not see how it was possible that any other religion should be true ; and for her part, she was fully determined not to countenance any false re- ligion. It was rather unfortunate for the poor woman, that, with the exception of the Martin- dales, the principal people at Brigland were dissenters ; and so there were two or three drawing-rooms from which her orthodoxy would have excluded her, but to which her love of the good things of life attracted her. Mrs. Denver was decidedly loyal : her reverence for majesty was unbounded. She was so grateful to Richard the Third for having knighted one of the Simsons, that she thought she could never say enough in favour of royalty. Now it came to pass in the progress of events, that while Mr. Martindale and Horatio RANK AND TALENT. 75 Markham were in Richard Smith's cottage, Mrs. Price, the wife of Philip Martindale's attorney, had gained a piece of intelligence which, as she received it, was imperfect and obscure, but which she hoped and trusted that Mr. and Mrs. Denver might be able to eluci- date and complete. She therefore made a very early call at the parsonage, and began by offering an apology for looking in so soon in the day. The apology was most readily accepted : for the good people of the parsonage knew that Mrs. Price would not have called so early had there not been something important to com- municate. As soon as she was seated she began : — *' I suppose you have heard, Mrs. Denver, of the sheriffs' officers being in possession at the Abbey." *' Sheriffs' officers in possession at the Abbey ! Why, Mrs. Price, what do you mean ?" " Mean, Mrs. Denver ! why I mean what I say ; there are two sheriffs' officers now at the Abbey. They were sent in yesterday morning ; 76 RANK AND TALENT. and old Mr. Martindale saw them there, and asked them what business they had there, and they told him that they were in possession ; and the old gentleman asked what was the amount of the claim, and it was such an enormous sum that it was more than he could pay. I don't know all the particulars, but I heard Oliyer talking the matter over to my husband; and Mr. Philip is gone to London in a hired chaise, for they would not let him have his own car- riage ; and he is gone to get some money of the Jews. He intended to travel all night, that he might get home early this morning, and send the officers away before the old gentleman could know any thing of the matter." '* Bless me, Mrs. Price, why you astonish me ! Who would have thought it? Well, that's what I always said ; I knew it must come to that. You know it was not likely that he could ever support the expense of that great house ; and really between ourselves, I never thought that old Mr. Martindale was so very rich as some people said." ** I don't know whether the old man is very RANK AND TALENT. 77 rich," replied Mrs. Price; " I am sure the young one is very poor. My husband has advanced money to him which has been owing a very long while ; and I cannot see any pro- bability of his getting it again in any reason- able time ; and then he cannot even pay the damages in which he was cast in the action of old Smith." ** Oh, now you talk about old Smith," inter- rupted Mrs. Denver, *' do you know any thing about that man's history? for I scarcely ever heard of him before this action took place. Pray where does he live ?" '* He lives in the lone cottage in Old Field Lane, I understand. But there is something very odd about that man. I thought perhaps you might know something about him. As for his being a poor man, I don't believe any such thing. Every body says he has money ; and my husband says that he is very sure that Flint would never have undertaken that cause for a poor superannuated labourer ; and then Flint told ray husband that there was no hurry about the damages. I very much doubt whether the 78 RANK AND TALENT. man's real name is Smith ; for that is such a very convenient name for any one to assume." ** Well, I have never heard any thing of him before ; but now you mention it, I think I remember to have seen him one morn- ing when I walked up to the spring with Mr. Denver." At this moment the reverend gentleman en- tered the apartment where the ladies were con- versing, and he was immediately assailed with an impetuous torrent of interrogations from both of them, as touching the birth, parentage and education, life, character, and behaviour of the above-named Richard Smith. To these inquiries he returned answers not very satis- factory ; and they all three began to blame themselves and each other that they had suf- fered the old man to settle quietly in the parish without making due previous inquiry concern- ing his history and origin. He had been, as they all acknowledged, a very quiet, inoffensive creature ; but quietness was sometimes a symp- tom of mischief: it was so with children, and why might it not be so with old men too. RANK AND TALENT. 79 Though Mr. Denver had it not in his power to indulge Mrs. Price with any information, the worthy lady was too generous to withhold from him any information which it was in her power to convey ; and she liberally repeated the story of the bailiff being in possession at the Abbey, and of the Hon. Philip Martindale having made a journey to London for the purpose of borrowing money of such as accommodated their particular friends on the most liberal terms and with the strictest secrecy. Mr. Denver was as usual astonished, amazed, thunderstruck at all that was told him. By the way, some of the perpetual curate's good friends used to think that the good man was not altogether judicious in the use of the word *' thunderstruck," which he always employed when he received any intel- ligence from any of the ladies of Brigland. Mrs. Price went on to say, that old Mr. Mar- tindale had expressed his determination to dis- inherit Mr. Philip ; but as that was a very par- ticular secret, she begged that it might not be mentioned. At hearing this request, Mrs. Denver looked at her watch, for she thought it S0 RANK AND TALENT. high time that she should take her morning's round, and endeavour to ascertain whether this profound secret were known to any one else. Mrs. Price took the hint, and departed. It is by no means the best method to keep a secret to endeavour to find out how many others are in possession of the same. Many a secret has been thus revealed, which might otherwise have been inviolably and safely kept. On the subject of keeping secrets, a great deal may be said ; and the matter is surrounded with more difficulties than superficial observers are api to imagine. For what is the use or benefit of knowing any thing, if we cannot let that know- ledge be known. If a secret be confided to us, an honour is thereby conferred ; but if that secret be not by us again talked about, directly or in- directly, how can the world know how much we are honoured? Who would give a fig to receive the honour of knighthood, if he were under an obligation to let no one know it ? or who would give fifteen pence (pounds some say it costs) for a doctor's degree, if he could never blazon the honour to the world ? We check ourselves RANK AND TALENT. 81 in the discussion with the consoling considera- tion that our business is with facts not with philo- sophy. Suffice it then to say, that before the day closed, every inhabitant of Brigland who had any care for other's business, knew that old Richard Smith was mysteriously wealthy, that bailiffs were in possession at the Abbey, that the Hon. Philip Martindale was gone to London to borrow money, and that old Mr. Martindale would never speak to the young gentleman again. Then every body began to think that the Hon. Philip Martindale was the most pro- fligate young man that ever lived ; then all his follies became vices, and his irregularities most horrible enormities; then the talk was very loud concerning his pride and his overbearing man- ners ; then Mrs. Dickinson, the landlady of the Red Lion, began to fear that she should not bo paid for her chaise. The good people of Brigland were unneces- sarily alarmed for the result of Philip Martin- dale's indiscretions: it was not true that the old gentleman knew for what purpose the bailiffs were in the house ; nor was it probable 82 RANK AND TALENT. that, had he known it, he would therefore have cast off his dependent relative. Power is not willingly or readily parted with. So long as the honourable gentleman acknowledged by endeavours to conceal his irregularities that he stood in awe of his opulent relative, so long would he continue an interesting oliject of patronage to the old gentleman. As, however, it may not be easy to gather from the floating rumours of the gossips of Brigland what was the real truth of the matter, it may be as well to state explicitly that the Hon. Philip Martin- dale had paid certain debts of honour with that supply which Mr. Martindale thought had been devoted to some other purpose, and an im- patient creditor had actually put into force a threat which he had made of sending officers to the Abbey. The young gentleman had re- course in this extremity to some good friends in the city, by whose prompt assistance the supplies were raised, and the Abbey was cleared of those birds of ill omen. Oliver's story, as we have seen, had satisfied the old gentleman ; and he alone remained in ignorance of a fact in HANK AND TALENT. 83 his relative's conduct, which certainly would have disturbed him greatly, but which would not have provoked him to disinheriting. By the same conveyance which brought the means of liberating the Abbey, old Richard Smith received through the hands of his attor- ney a satisfaction also of his claim ; and as Mrs, Price was all the day occupied in telling the same story as she had told in the morning, it came to pass that she told more lies at the end of the day than she had at the beginning. In the mean time, the day was passing rapidly away, and Philip Martindale did not return, Oliver was a little puzzled to account for this delay to himself, but he could easily account for it to the old gentleman. What a pity it is that those ingenious gentlemen who can invent lies for the satisfaction of others, cannot invent any for the solution of their own difficulties. Mr. Oliver was in some degree of alarm, lest his stories, by some movement of his master, might not well hang together; and had it not been for some very natural fear that he might alto- gether lose his character and his place, he pro- 84 RANK AND TALENT. bably would have been provoked to tell the old gentleman the truth : he considered, however, that as he had so long played a double part, it would be now too late to affect honesty. RANK AND TALENT. 85 CHAPTER Vt. " I joy to see you here, but should have thought It likelier to have heard of you at court, Pursuing there the recompenses due To your great merit." Tuke. It is now high time to introduce more particularly to our readers the Hon. Philip Martindale. He has been glancing and flitting before our eyes; but he has not stayed long enough to be fairly seen and understood. He did not appear to great advantage at the assizes, where he sat laughing or sneering at the progress of his own cause ; nor would he M- RANK AND TALENT. have made a very imposing figure, bad we opened upon him on the evening of the day of the trial, when, on his return home, the trusty Oliver announced to him the arrival of two gentlemen, calling themselves sheriffs' officers. To delay any longer to introduce our honorable acquaintance to our readers, would be intruding upon their patience beyond reason. The Hon. Philip Martindale finding that it would not be possible to get rid of this en- cumbrance by any other means than by dis- charging the debt, and knowing that the debt could not be discharged without money, and knowing that money was not at that emergency to be obtained but by the medium of the people of Israel, sent his trusty Oliver to the Red Lion to provide a chaise to carry him on his way to London. It would be more agree- able to us, if it were possible, to bring our readers to an acquaintance with the honor- able gentleman lolling in his own chariot, for that would be more befitting his rank in society, than to see him travelling in so plebeian RANK AND TALENT, 87 a vehicle as a hired chaise, drawn by a pair of hack horses. But though the Hon. Philip Martindale was a man of high rank, and some- what proud of the station which he held in society, he was not altogether unable or un- willing to condescend ; and though the Den- vers, the Flints, the Prices, and all the other gentry, thought him a very proud and haughty man, yet there were many in Brigland, many in Newmarket, and many in London and its vicinity, who could bear testimony to his condescension. To describe a journey to London in a post- chaise, along thirty or forty miles of turnpike- road, bounded on the right hand by hedges and ditches, and on the left by ditches and hedges, requires powers of description and imagination to which we are too humble to make pretension. As we are not presuming to descant on the history of the journey, we may as well say a word or two concerning the person who took the said journey. We are perfectly aware that it would be more artist- like and effective, to let our characters speak 88 RANK AND TALENTi for themselves, and by their own acts or words develope their own peculiarities ; but this is not altogether possible to be done effectually ; for the same words from different lips have a different meaning ; and there is a peculiarity of tone and accent and look which does much towards rendering the character intelligible. These matters may be imitated in the drama on the stage, but they cannot be well transfused into plainly-written dialogue. Without farther apology, then, we proceed to speak of the Hon. Philip Martindale some- what more particularly. We speak of this person in the first place, for that was a first con- sideration with himself. He was tall, but not thin ; rather clumsily formed about the shoul- ders ; his gait was rather swaggering than stately ; his features were not unhandsome, but they wanted expression ; his manner of speak- ing was not remarkable for its beauty, for he had a habit of drawling which seemed to strangers a piece of affectation ; his style of dress was plain, somewhat approaching to that of the driver of a coach, but any one might see RANK AND TALENT. 89 in a moment that he was a man of some con- sequence. As to his mind, he was by no means a blockhead or a simpleton ; nor was he to be considered as ill-humored. He was of an easy disposition ; and had he been placed in a situation which required the exercise of his mental powers to gain a living, he would have passed for a man of very good under- standing. But there is one kind of capacity required to gain a fortune, and another to spend it. Philip Martindale possessed the former, but he wanted the latter. Our readers are already aware that the young gentleman had for a short time assayed a professional life, and had given pro- mise of fair success ; but when he found that a title was awaiting him, and that a dependence was offered him, he renounced his profession, and gave up an independence for a dependence. Now ever since he had changed his style of life, he had changed his habits of social inter- course. While he had chambers in the Tem- ple, he had for companions men of literary acquirements and taste ; and all he knew of 90 RANK AND TALENT. the prowess and powers of the celebrated dog Billy, or of the no less celebrated heroes of the ring, was from the interesting and beautiful reports which grace the columns of our news- papers : he was then acquainted with no other coachman than the driver of his father's carriage, and he was not very intimate with him : at that time he was as ignorant of the highest as he was of the lowest ranks ; and if he occasionally spent an evening at the Opera, he had nothing to do but to attend to the performance. But when his circumstances changed, all other things changed too ; he renounced tlie middle of society for the two extremes. It was new for him to have expensive horses ; and it was pleasant for him to talk knowingly about what he knew imperfectly ; and coachmen, grooms, and stable-boys, could talk best upon a topic which was a favorite with him ; and as he had never before been so flattered by homage and deference, he thought that coach- men, grooms, and stable-boys, were most delight- ful companions ; and his acquaintance with them extended and increased accordingly. RANK AND TALENT. 91 Then it was that he began to feel the pleasures of high rank. Nobody can enjoy the pleasures of high station who associates only with his equals ; it is when he looks into the depths below that he can feel his elevation. The ring and the cockpit are most admirable con- trivances to bring men of high rank to a full sense of their dignity. The Hon. Philip Mar- tindale used them abundantly, and doubtless with great advantage. As he descended, so also did he ascend ; and from association with black legs, he became qualified to claim ac- quaintance with the highest ranks in society. The cockpit and the betting-table are very appropriate vestibules to Almack's ; and the slang of the stable is a very suitable accom- plishment for a legislator. Farther particulars concerning the Hon. Philip Martindale may be learned from his history, as herein recorded. As soon as the honorable gentleman arrived in London, he proceeded forthwith to his ac- commodating friends in the city, from whom he procured the means of ridding the Abbey of its unwelcome guests ; and it was his inten- 92 RANK AND TALENT. tion to return immediately to dismiss the dis- agreeable ones in person. But so full of accident and event is human life, that this intention was not put into immediate effect. Just as our young gentleman had left the door of a banking-house in Lombard Street, close behind him, he saw on the opposite side of the way an old, or more properly speaking a new acquaintance, who was as familiar as an old one. The personage in question wore a scarlet coat, white hat, yellow silk handkerchief, and crim- son face mottled with purple. Without bending his body, or moving a muscle, he touched his hat to the Hon. Philip Martindale, who most graciously acknowledged the salute, and made a movement to cross the way towards him ; whereupon he of the crimson face and scarlet coat hastened to anticipate his honorable friend ; and the parties met in the middle of the street, even as Napoleon Bonaparte and the Emperor of Russia met in the middle of the river. When the high-contracting parties were thus met, the Hon. Philip Martindale commenced ihe discourse by inquiring of his friend, who RANK AND TALENT. 93 was in the guards, that is, was guard to a mail- coach, and who was addressed by the name of Stephen, if he had succeeded in the commission with which he had been intrusted: this com- mission was the purchasing of a dog for fight- ing. Stephen expressed his great concern that this important affair had not been concluded ; but he was happy to have it in his power to say, that he had heard of a capital bull-terrier to be disposed of at Finchley ; and as price was no object, he hoped to bring him up next journey. In the mean time, he was very glad to inform his honour that he had that very morning brought up a couple of game-cocks in very high condition ; and if Mr. Martindale would condescend to go as far as Tothill Street, he might see them that very afternoon. This was too strong a temptation for the legislator to resist. Having therefore made arrangements for remitting to Brigland the means of discharging the claims upon him which were most urgent, he resolved to remain in town for that night at least, and leave it to Oliver's ingenuity to account for his absence, 94 RANK AND TALENT. if there should be any occasion to account for it at all. He appointed, therefore, to meet his friend Stephen in Tothill Street at five o'clock ; and in the mean time, betook himself to a coffee- house in the neighbourhood of Charing Cross to fill up the interval. This interval was exceedingly tedious. Th^re were many newspapers in the room, but there was nothing in them. There was a clock, but it did not seem to go ; at least so he thought, but after looking at it for a very long time he found it did go, but it went very slowly. Then he looked at his watch, and that went as slow as the clock. Then he took up the newspapers again one after the other very deliberately. He read the sporting intelli- gence and the fashionable news. But he did not read very attentively, as he afterwards discovered. Then he looked at the clock again, and was almost angry at the imperturbable monotony of its face. Then he took out his pocket-book to amuse himself by reading his memorandums, but they were very few and very unintelligible. Then he rose up from his JIANK AND TALENT. 95 seat, and went to the window, and looked at the people in the street ; he thought they looked very stupid, and wondered what they could all find to do with themselves. He looked at the carriages, and saw none with coronets, except now and then a hackney-coach. Then he began to pick his teeth, and that reminded him of eating ; and then he rang the bell, which pre- sently brought a waiter ; and he took that opportunity of drawling out the word "waiter" in such lengthened tone, as if resolved to make one word last as long as possible. While he was occupied bodily with his sand- wich, he was also mentally engaged in reflec- tions on days that were gone ; and he could not but think that his hours were not so heavy when he was toiling at the study of law, as now when his rank was higher, and when his residence was one of the most splendid seats in the kingdom. He thought it was very hard that he should stand in awe of an old humorist, and he had for a moment thoughts of emanci- pating himself from trammels, and assuming to himself the direction of his own actions ; 96 RANK AND TALENT. but then, on the other hand, he also considered that without the assistance of the old gentle- man, he should not be able to clear off the encumbrances with which his own hereditary estate had been burdened by his anticipa- tions. His only resource was an advantageous match ; but the difficulty was how to accomplish that object, and to preserve his dignity. In the same street in which Lord Martindale, his father, lived, there was an heiress, but not altogether unobjectionable. Her origin was plebeian ; her wealth was commercial ; her con- nexions decidedly vulgar, notwithstanding all her pains to keep them select, and to curtail the number of her cousins ; her manners awkward, and her taste in dress most execrable. When- ever Philip Martindale felt impatient of con- troul, he thought of Miss Celestina Sampson, and of the many thousands which her industri- ous father had accumulated by the manufac- turing of soap ; and by thinking much on the subject, he had been gradually led to consider the match as not altogether intolerable. He thought of many other persons of as high rank RANK AND TALENT. 97 as himself, and even higher, who had not dis- dained to gild their coronets with city gold. There was nothing glaringly or hideously vul- gar in Miss Sampson's manners, though she was not the most graceful of her sex. Then her person was rather agreeable than otherwise, especially when she was not over- dressed ; and as for her cousins, they might be easily cut. In truth, these meditations had so frequently occupied the young gentleman's mind, that there began to be actually some talk on the subject among the friends of the parties. These thoughts were by some fatality passing in his mind while he was waiting for the arrival of the hour for which his engagement was made ; and by a very singular coincidence he was re- minded of Miss Celestina : for while he was wishing the time to move more rapidly, there entered into the coffee-room two young gentle- men, who very noisily manifested their import- ance. They lounged up to the table on which the papers were lying, and each helped himself to one ; then they sat down at separate and distant VOL. I. E 98 RANK AND TALENT. tables, each spreading his paper before him, and lolling with his elbows on the table, and his feet stretched out to the widest possible extent, as if begging to have his toes trod on ; and they ever and anon laughed aloud, and called out the one to the other at any piece of intelli- gence which excited their astonishment, or gave occasion to witty remark. Among other an- nouncements which they thus communicated to each other, was a short paragraph in the fashionable intelligence which had altogether escaped the notice of Philip Martindale ; and as its announcement was preceded by a very loud laugh, his attention was especially drawn to it, and it was as follows : *' It is currently reported that the Hon. Philip Martindale of Brigland Abbey, eldest son of Lord Martindale, is about to lead to the hymeneal altar the accomplished and beautiful daughter and heiress of Sir Gilbert Sampson." *' There, Smart," said the reader of the above paragraph, ''you have lost your chance for ever. What a pity it is you did not make a better use of your time. By the way, do you RANK AND TALENT. . 99 know any thing of the Hon. Philip Martin- dale?" " I know nothing about him, except that I have been told he is one of the proudest men that ever lived ; and I can never suppose that he would condescend to marry the daughter of a soap-boiler." " There is no answering for that," responded the other; *' necessity has no law. Brigland Abbey cannot be kept up for a trifle ; and if I am not misinformed, this same Philip Martin- dale has been rather hard run on settling-days." At hearing this conversation, the young gentleman was greatly annoyed ; and in order to avoid any farther intelligence concerning himself, he took his departure, for the hour appointed for meeting his friend Stephen was now very near at hand. He was in very ill- humour with what he had heard, and was quite shocked at the liberties which common people took with the names and affairs of persons of rank. He had composed in his own mind, and was uttering with his mind's voice, a most elo- loo Rank and talent. quent philippic against the daring insolence of plebeian animals, who presumed to canvass the conduct of their superiors; and he was dwelling upon the enviable privacy of more humble life, which was not so watched and advertised in all its movements, till it occurred to him that this publicity was one of the distinctions of high life, and that even calumnious reports concern- ing the great were but a manifestation of the interest which the world took in their move- . ments. It also came into his mind that many of those actions which seem otherwise unac- countable and ridiculous, owe their being to a love of notoriety ; and he thought it not unlikely that some of the great might play fools' tricks for the sake of being talked of by the little. So his anger abated, and he more than forgave the impertinent one who had made free with his name in a newspaper. It has been said that we live in a strange world. We deny this position altogether. Nothing is less strange than this world and its contents. But if we will voluntarily and wil- RANK AND TALENT. 101 fully keep our eyes closed, and form an imagi- nary world of our own, and only occasionally awake and take a transient glance of reality, and then go back to our dreamings, the world may well enough be strange to us. 102 RANK AND TALENT. CHAPTER VII. " How durst you come into this room and company without leave ?" KiLLEGREV.-, Philip Martindale proceeded, as we have stated, from the coffee-house towards Tothill Street, with a view of keeping his engagement with his friend of the scarlet coat and crimson countenance. He had entered into his memorandum-book the number of the house to which he had been directed, but he omitted as useful a notice, namely, to take down the division or apartment in which the gentle- RANK AND TALENT. 103 man of the pit had his residence. For the fact is, that the ingenious bird-feeder and fancier resided in an upper apartment, nearer to the sky by one flight of stairs than the Hon. Philip Martindale imagined. The house was a miserable contrast to the splendid mansion which he had left. Whether it had ever been cleansed either by paint or water, since the day it was built, seemed a matter of doubt. The windows had been broken, and had been mended partially but not with glass. The very window- frames seemed to be in such a state of dilapida- tion that a breeze might blow them from their position. When the door was opened by a middle aged female, whose miserable and dirty attire made her look twenty years older than she was, the olfactory nerves of the young gentleman were assailed by a grievous combination of various odours, among which onions, tobacco, and gin, were the predominant. Asking of the miserable being who opened the door whether Clarke was within, he was told to walk up 104 RANK AND TALENT. stairs. Very slowly and very cautiously did he mount the creaking staircase, setting- his foot gently and inquiringly upon each successive stair to ascertain whether it would bear his weight : of one or two he had so much distrust as to step completely over them. When arrived at the first landing-place, he heard a multitude of voices, which he naturally supposed to proceed from some gentlemen of the fancy. Without knocking at the door, he immediately let himself in, and found to his great astonishment that he had mistaken the apartment. He found himself surrounded by a group of dark-complexioned, sallow-looking, unshorn beings ; some of whom were sitting on the floor, others on crazy boxes and broken chairs, and all of whom were smoking cigars. The dingy dress which they wore, and the faded decorations which were suspended on their left breast, immediately proclaimed them to be emigrants. As soon as he entered the room, their voices were stilled, and they turned their inquiring and sickened looks towards him as if RANK AND TALENT. 105 to a harbinger of some intelligence of good. The moment that he felt where and with whom he was thus accidentally placed, his spirit sunk within him ; and he did feel a deep compassion for the miserable objects which surrounded him. One of the party, by the freshness of his dress and the cleanliness of his person, appeared to have arrived but recently among them. He was a man of middle age, wearing a very re- spectable military dress ; and though of thought- ful look, he did not appear dejected or heart- broken. To him Mr. Martindale addressed himself in the Italian language, apologising for his accidental and unintentional intrusion. The stranger replied in English, spoken with a foreign accent, but with tolerable fluency, stating that he had just arrived in England, and being directed to where he could find some of his fellow-countrymen, he had but recently entered the house, and was grieved to see them so situated. He also said that he himself was not much better provided for, but that his wife and child were in England, though he could not 106 RANK AND TALENT, at present discover in what part of the country. He said that he had received letters from them, but that those letters were lost, with part of his own luggage. But he trusted, he continued, that he should find out, by inquiry, w^here his family was ; and he concluded a long harangue by asking Philip Martin dale, with great sim- plicity, if he knew where Mr. Smith lived. This is a question which wiser men than the Hon. Philip Martindale would be puzzled to answer ; and it is a question which weaker men than he would have smiled at. He was not a man without feeling, though he was a man of the world ; and it excited in his mind other thoughts and feelings than those of a ridiculous nature, when he saw a foreigner in England, whose discovery of his wife and child depended on the finding out of the residence of a person of so common a name as Smith. For- getting, therefore, his engagement with Stephen the guard, he set himself seriously and closely to interrogate the poor man, in order to find some better and more definite clue to the discovery of his family than the name of Smith. Thereupon RANK AND TALENT. lOf the countenance of the foreigner brightened up, his eyes sparkled, and the tear was on his cheek, when he said : "Oh! sare, you are good. I thank you much for your great trouble : you are all so good in England to the poor estranger when he is in misery. It is sad to leave my own land ; but what am I without my poor child ?" '' Well, my good friend," replied Philip, " I hope and trust j^ou will find your child. But surely you must have some other knowledge of the person with whom your family is residing than merely the name of Smith, You have had letters from them, you say ; can you not recollect from what place those letters were dated?" " Oh, no! I could not recollect it once: it was no name in the geography ; it was in the province." " Then, of course, it was not London ;" re- plied Mr. Martindale. " No, no, no, it was not London ; it was in the province : it was far away from London thirty or forty mile." lOS RANK AND TALENT. *' But did not you sometimes send letters to your family, and can you not tell how you ad- dressed your letters to them ? Perhaps if you were to consider a little while, you might be able to call to mind something that might assist in discovering the place of their abode. If you had letters, most likely some account w-as given of the place where they lived : or if it were a small village, they may have mentioned the name of the nearest post-town." " Oh yes, it was very pretty place. It was thirty or forty mile from London. It was very beautiful place. There was large, very fine palace called Abbey. There was very fine lake." This description reminded Philip Martindale of the place of his own residence, and he there- fore asked if the name of the place was at all like Brigland. The foreigner looked thought- ful, and attempted to repeat the word, saying : " Breeklan ! Breeklah !" Then, after a pause of a few seconds, his features underwent a com- plete change, and with a kind of hysteric laugh or screech of exultation, he cried out : RANK AND TALENT. 109 ** Oh, that was it ! that was it ! Oh, good sare, it was Breeklan — oh, tell me where is Breeklan, and I will see my child and my dear wife — oh, I will see them once again — oh, you have save me from great misery." Then he seized Philip Martindale's hand and pressed it with great emotion, repeating his solicitations ; and the tears rolled down his cheeks, and he smiled with such an expression of delight, that the young gentleman was moved ; and after he had given some charitable donations to the rest of the unhappy ones in the miserable apartment, he proceeded to conduct the newly-arrived stranger where he might find a conveyance to take him to Brigland. Philip Martindale then returned to the house where the game-cocks were to be seen, and there he met his friend Stephen the guard, and some other friends of the fancy, by the fasci- nations of whose sweet society he was detained in the metropolis somewhat longer than he de- signed, and by whose winning ways he found himself poorer than was quite convenient. The opinion he expressed concerning the fighting 110 RANK AND TALENT. birds-— the particulars of the exhibition with which he was afterwards favoured at the West- minster-pit — the brilliant conversation in which he there engaged — the bets which there he laid and lost — the flattering homage which he there received — the satisfaction which resulted from it — all these and many other matters of a like nature we pass over unrecorded ; trusting that, where one reader blames the omission, fifty will commend it. But though we describe not these scenes, it does not follow that we should pass them over without reflection. One very natural reflec- tion is, that gentlemen of high birth and estate are much to be envied for the pleasure which they enjoy in those scenes. There must be a peculiar delight in such pursuits, or the super- fine part of our species could not possibly con- descend, for the sake of them, to associate on most familiar terms with persons whose birth is most miserably low, whose understandings are most grievously defective, whose manners are abominably coarse. Take from the side of one of these honorables the jockey, the boxer, the RANK. AND TALENT. Ill feeder, or the coachman, with whom he is all courtesy and good humor and familiarity, and place there a man of middle rank in society, respectable in every point of view, with what cool contempt would the dignity of high birth regard him. One other reflection is, that such pursuits ought to be calculated to raise these said gentle and noble ones very high in their own esteem, inasmuch as they are not thereby raised in the esteem of others. Their disinterested generosity is also much to be ap- plauded, seeing that by thus lavishing their wealth on those whose only support is the gambling propensity of men of wealth, they take away from the public a large number of such as might otherwise have exercised their wits in picking pockets or breaking into houses. They who would suppress gambling deserve the thanks of the ninnies who would be thus pre- served from being plundered in an honorable and gentlemanly manner ; but what would be- come of the rogues and sharpers who live upon the folly of right honorable and high-born simpletons ? Politic morality is perhaps one of 112 RANK AND TALENT. the greatest difficulties which legislators have to contend with. Begging pardon for these reflections, we proceed with our story. We have stated that the Hon. Philip Mar- tindale suffered in his purse from his visit to the Westminster-pit. The following morning he meditated much upon the subject ; and he also applied the powers of his mind to th« ring, and recollected that he had there oftentimes suffered as much in his purse as some of the pummeled heroes had in their persons. Then while he was in the humor for thinking, he endeavoured to calculate how much these amusements had cost him ; and in the course of that calculation it most unaccountably came into his mind that many of the frequenters of these exhibitions had no ostensible means of living, and that they yet lived v/ell, and that of course they must have lived upon him and others of high rank and birth. Following that train of thought, and finding that several of the superfine ones who had formerly patronised these sports had for some reason or other gradually fallen off^ from them, he began to think that RANK AND TALENT. 113 he would also abstain from them, and confine himself to the more respectable and gentleman- like avocations of the race-course and the hazard-table : for there he should meet with a more numerous assemblage of persons of his ov/n rank ; and as he had three horses entered to run at Newmarket, and as one of these was an especial favorite, he had some expec- tation of retrieving his losses, at least in part. He fully determined that he would no longer associate with the vulgar ones of the ring and the pit. Oh, what an excellent homily is an empty purse ! Now it happened very fortunately for the trusty Oliver, and for his master too, that when the latter had finished his meditations, and was entering the shop of his gunsmith, he should meet there his worthy friend Sir Andrew Fea- therstone. The greeting was cordial; for the meeting was agreeable on both sides. Sir Andrew Featherstone was a baronet of very ancient family : — that rendered him acceptable to the Hon. Philip Martindale. But he had other recommendations — he was the best-tem- 114 RANK AND TALENT. pered man in the world. There are myriads of this description. He kept a most excellent table, had a capital pack of hounds, and two very beautiful daughters, whom we shall have great pleasure in introducing to our readers in due course of time. The families of the Feather- stones and the Martindales had been intimate time out of mind ; and it was the wish of Sir Andrew to marry one of his daughters to the Hon. Philip Martindale. But the young gen- tleman himself had never given the subject a single thought. By one of those remarkable coincidences which are happening every day, Sir Andrew mentioned the archery-meeting, and expressed a wish that Philip would honor it with his presence. The young gentleman found this reality as great a relief to his mind, as his trusty Oliver had found the invention a relief to his mind; and he immediately dis- patched a note to his venerable relative, stating his engagement, and fixing the day of his re- turn to Brigland. RANK AND TALENT. 115 CHAPTER VIII. " A was an archer, and shot at a frog." Anon. The residence of Sir Andrew Featherstone was called Hovenden Lodge ; why it was called a lodge we cannot say. It was a large plain house, situated in a small level park. The hand of improvement had been very busy with it, but the genius of propriety had not presided over the improvements. Several different styles of architecture had been introduced, and to very ill eflfect ; for the very square broad-sided form 116 RANK AND TALENT, of the building rendered it unsusceptible of de- coration. But Sir Andrew cared nothing about it — he left all those matters to the ladies, who gave directions according to their own taste or lack of taste ; and all the return which he made for their architectural diligence and their skilful improvements was to laugh at what he called their absurdities. The usual order was quite reversed at Hovenden Lodge ; for while Lady Featherstone and her two daughters, Lucy and Isabella, were drawing plans, or marching about the park, and pointing out to the architect the improvements which they thought desirable, Sir Andrew was standing by the kitchen fire and lecturing the cook, or translating aloud recipes from his favorite French cookery-book, which was the only book that he had ever purchased ; and very highly did he value it, fancying that few persons in this kingdom were aware of its existence. He often however had, or we should more properly say, might have had, the mortification of finding that he had been translating from French into English that which had been previously translated from RANK AND TALENT. 117 English into French ; for whenever his knowing lady reminded him that any recipe was already in the English cookery-books, he would always contend for or discover some delicate variation which gave the JrVench the advantage. He thought, too, that there was a peculiar piquancy in the French terms, and that there was a parti- cular relish in foreign names, which he always took care to utter, but which his obstinately English organs of speech rendered mightily amusing in their utterance. The greatest evil of the archery-meeting in Sir Andrew's opinion was, that it must be at- tended only with a cold collation, and that must be in a marquee. It had been discussed repeatedly, but as frequently decided against him, that it was absolutely impossible to have a hot dinner. He did not like it, but he bore it very good-temperedly; and was brimful of jokes, ready to let fly with every arrow. Lady Featherstone, who was never so happy as when she was patronising, was delighted with the thought of the long table under the 118 RANK AND TALENT. marquee, and her own self smiling, nodding, and bowing most gracefully to every body : she could undergo a cold dinner every day of her life, for the happiness of thinking that every body said, ** What a charming woman is Lady Featherstone !" The young ladies were in proud arid confi- dent expectation of winning the prize ; but in still more proud and more confident expectation of exhibiting their elegant selves to an ad- miring multitude. This, indeed, is the great beauty of archery ; it is an elegant exercise, or in other words, it gives an opportunity to j^oung ladies to exhibit themselves in elegant or at- tractive attitudes ; and many a young woman who would have scarcely any chance of a dis- play, hereby acquires a right to be stared at most perseveringly and inveterately. She may be as long as she pleases taking her aim ; and if she fears that she shall not hit the target, she may take an aim elsewhere. And it is a very pretty thing too for young gentlemen in the last year of being at school. RANK AND TALENT. 119 or in the first of their undergraduateship. Dressed in the archery uniform, they look so very much like Robin Hood : they go back to old times in almost more than imagination ; but more especially, they have an opportunity of playing off the polites. At all events, it is a very innocent amusement ; and if properly ma- naged by the lady-patroness, it may rise into something of a matter of importance. If any of the party be in possession of the powers of eloquence, they may draw up a very pretty report of the meeting; and the editors of country papers will feel much honored by inserting the said report ; and there will be a very pretty sprinkling of very pretty compliments to the very pretty young ladies, who may be compared to Diana's nymphs ; and there may be quota- tions from the old songs about Robin Hood and Maid Marian ; and very pretty talk about the greenwood shade and the merry born. Then the editor of the newspaper sells an extra number of papers, which are sent in different directions to distant friends. The display of beauty and fashion which was 120 RANK AND TALENT. exhibited in Hovenden Park on the above- named occasion, bids defiance by its brilliancy to our powers of description. Sir Andrew himself, though his occupation was gone for that day at least, endured with a very good grace his absence from the kitchen ; and was prepared to hear and say all that was polite, together with a little that was satirical. Before the business of the day began, he said in the hearing of the exhibitors : " Where shall I stand to be most out of the way ; I think I had better take my station in front of the target." With many such sayings he entertained the young people ; and some of the young ladies laughed so heartily at his attempts at humor, that they could hardly direct the arrows ; and then, when any one shot very wide of the mark, he smilingly said, " Well done, my good girl, that's right, take care you don't spoil the target." And notwithstanding all the frowns and rebukes of Lady Featherstone, the facetious baronet con- tinued his interruptions much to the amuse- ment and a little to the annoj^ance of the party. We should not have mentioned this crotchet RANK AND TALENT. l2l of Sir Andrew's, but that we think it may be not amiss to take this opportunity of observing that persevering witticisms, forced out in rapid succession on all occasions, and a series of smart sayings, good, bad, and indifferent, uttered without abatement, may often excite the out- ward and visible sign of merriment long after they have ceased to be agreeable. For laughter is not always the sign of satisfaction, any more than tears are always a token of sorrow. There is no man, however stupid, who cannot occasion- ally say a good thing ; and very few, if any, can utter real wit in every sentence ; and miserable is the annoyance of everlasting efforts at face- tiousness. It is only tolerable in those who are very young or very weak. But as one great object of archery-meetings is display, we should be guilty of injustice in omitting to notice a young lady of the party, who came with the full intention of eclipsing every one there ; — and she succeeded. We refer to Miss Celestina Sampson. She came accompanied by her father. Sir Gilbert Sampson ; who, though a new man, was very well received VOL. I. F 122 RANK AND TALENT. by Sir Andrew. Miss Sampson was not a beauty, but was good-looking and rather pretty ; of middle stature, light complexion, and fine natural colour ; good-humored and cheerful ; ambitious of elegance, but not well-informed as to the means ; critical as to the externals of behaviour, and much exposed herself to the same kind of criticism ; sadly afraid of vulgarity, though often sinning through mere ignorance. Her appearance and dress attracted, as she designed, universal attention; but not, as she hoped, universal admiration. She had studied costume with more zeal than taste ; and vibra- ting between the costume of Diana and Maid Marian, she at last appeared, if like any thing at all, a tawdry imitation of Fatima, in the play of Blue-beard. As Sir Gilbert Sampson was also present, we may say a word or two of him. He had been a soap-boiler. True ; but what of that 1 — he had retired from business, and had washed his hands of soap. He had been a soap-boiler. True ; but whose fault was that ? Not his own : he had no in- nate, natural, violent, irresistible, unextinguish- RANK AND TALENT. 123 able propensity for boiling soap ; for if he had, he would never have relinquished the pursuit. The fault was his father's ; for had the father of Sir Gilbert been a duke, Sir Gilbert would never have been a soap-boiler. As to the rest, Sir Gilbert Sampson was a man of good under- standing, of extensive knowledge, possessing strong natural powers of mind, and altogether free from every species of affectation. Lady Sampson had, while she lived, governed by permission of her lord and master. She had dictated concerning the petty details of life; and after her death, her daughter reigned in her stead. Sir Gilbert never troubled himself about trifles ; but Miss Sampson took all that care entirely off her father's hands. The plea- sure of his life was the company of a few old acquaintances ; but he tolerated parties when Miss Sampson could manage to assemble them. And this was not a difficulty, even though Sir Gilbert had been a soap-boiler; for his cook was not a soap-boiler, and his fishmonger was not a soap-boiler, and his wine merchant was not a soap-boiler. Sir Gilbert's dinners v, ere 124 RANK AND TALENT. very excellent ; and those who partook of them praised them much, and did not say a word about soap while they were at dinner; and that was very kind, and exceedingly conde- scending : for it is a piece of great presump- tion in a man who has acquired a property by honest industry to give sumptuous entertain- ments to those who are spending or who have spent what their ancestors earned for them. Enough for the present of Sir Gilbert Samp- son. Be it however observed by the way, that our good and facetious friend. Sir Andrew Featherstone, regarded Sir Gilbert without any feeling of aristocratic pride, and so did many others of his acquaintance ; and that even the Hon. Philip Martindale behaved very po- litely to him, inasmuch as he was occasionally under apprehension that it might be desirable for him to disencumber and improve the Martindale estate by the means of Sir Gilbert's wealth. At this meeting, owing to previous matters already recorded, the idea of the possi- bility of Miss Sampson becoming Mrs., and, in process of time, Lady Martindale, took very RANK AND TALENT, 125 strong hold of the young gentleman's imagina- tion. He therefore, without being aware of any difference in his manner, paid very extra- ordinary attention to Sir Gilbert ; and as the young lady observed this, and was rather ambi- tious of the honor of so high an alliance, and as she thought that the best way to make a con- quest, or to secure one already made, was to make herself agreeable ; and as she thought that the best way to make herself agreeable was to put herself very much in the way of the person to whom she wished to be agreeable, and to talk to him and listen to his talk, and smile at what he said if he seemed to think it witty, and to manifest that her attention was more taken up with him than with any one else : Miss Sampson acted upon this principle, but in the over-ofSci- ousness of her zeal carried her system so far as to make it almost a persecution. As to the effect thereby produced upon the Hon. Philip Martindale, very little if any pro- gress was made in his affections. He was ac- customed to homage and attention, and took il 126 RANK AND TALENT. as a matter of course ; he had experienced quite as much attention from the friends of ladies of higher rank than Miss Sampson ; and the charms of the young lady's person or con- versation were nothing to him in his matrimo- nial speculations. If Mr. John Martindale had been a man of infirm health, and likely soon to decide the question as to who should possess his large property, Philip Martindale would not have had any thought whatever of an alliance so much beneath the dignity of his rank and the purity of his blood ; or were the old gentleman a little less capricious, or had the young gentleman been a little more pru- dent in the management of his affairs, then Miss Sampson might have had the beauty of a Venus, the wisdom of a Minerva, or the wealth of Croesus, and these qualities would have made no impression. On the other hand, under the then present circumstances. Miss Sampson needed not to take any pains to render herself agreeable ; for had her person been deformed, and her mind that of an idiot, yet her father, RANK AND TALENT. 127 by the accumulation of a large fortune, had done quite enough to make her perfectly agreeable. And yet, notwithstanding all this confession which we have made for Mr. Philip, we would not have our readers to imagine that the young gentleman was devoid of good qualities or good feelings altogether ; he might not have been so candid in his confession for himself as we have been for him, but he was not altogether aware of the influence of circumstances upon his mind. He was placed in a certain rank in society, and must keep up the dignity of that rank ; and it was his misfortune if necessity put him upon using means for that purpose not quite in unison with his better judgment. Royalty itself has not free choice in matters of the heart ; and nobility, as it approaches royalty in its splendour, is sometimes assimilated to it in its restraints and perplexities. Still, how- ever, making every concession which candour and human kindness prompt us to make in be- half of Philip Martindale ; and admitting all the extenuations which a merciful advocate 139 HANK AND TALENT. could suggest, we cannot help thinking, and it is our duty to say it, that if he had abstained from the foolish and low pursuits of gaming in all its varieties, and if he had cherished and preserved that spirit of independence which his excellent mother. Lady Martindale, had endea- voured to instil into his mind, he might have upheld the dignity of his rank, if he had sacri- ficed a little of its splendour. But to our his- tory. We have mentioned as the patroness of the archery-meeting, Lady Featherstone ; and we have said that this lady had two daughters,; Lucy and Isabella. It has also been observed that Sir Andrew Featherstone felt a wish to \mite one of these young ladies in marriage with Philip Martindale. This was a very natural ambition. The two families had been intimate for several generations. The Martin- dales had, by various circumstances, gradually advanced in wealth ; but the reverse had been the lot of the Featherstones, though they were quite as old and good a family as the Martin- dales. Singular indeed it was that the only RANK AND TALENT. 129l person in the Martindale family who showed any symptoms of alienation from the Feather- stones was old John Martindale : the singularity, however, consisted in this, that he had not shown any coolness, or behaved with any reserve, on the increase of his own property ; but he had carried himself proudly towards them only since his cousin had acquired a title of nobility and had become a peer. Yet the old gentleman professed to laugh at titles ; but nobody thought that old John Martindale was a fool. Sir Andrew Featherstone, being a good-hu- moured man, took little notice of countless insults, affronts, slights, and disrespectfulnesses, whereby myriads of the human species are most grievously tormented. He did not, therefore, heed or observe the coldness of old Mr. Martin- dale ; nor was he at all angry with Philip that he gave much of his attention to Sir Gilbert Sampson, and that he tolerated the attentions of Miss Sampson. Lady Featherstone, however, was more observant; and notwithstanding the incessant and manifold attention which she paid to all the party, could not help noticing how very gracious Philip Martindale was with Sir 130 RANK AND TALENT. Gilbert. Various were the stratagems by which her ladyship endeavoured and contrived to place Philip in juxtaposition with her daughters when they adjourned to the collation ; and very agreeable was her surprise when, after the strictest observation, she did not discern any wandering of the eyes of the young gentleman towards that part of the table where Miss Sampson was seated. Her fears were still far- ther diminished, when she found that Miss Sampson was deeply, and to all appearance most agreeably, engaged in conversation with a very elegant young gentleman, who seemed almost as much pleased with Miss Sampson as he was with himself. We owe it to our readers to introduce this young gentleman, Henry Augustus Tippetson was a gentleman of good family, but being a younger brother, and very indolent, was not likely to make any great figure in the world. He was. of middle stature; very slender, very fair, very near- sighted when he happened to think of it; having flaxen hair and blue eyes ; suspected, but un- justly, of using rouge ; very expensive in his dress, and one of Delcroix's best customers. RANK AND TALENT. 131 He was not one of the archers, though he had once attempted to use a bow. He found that the exertion was too much for him, and he feared it might harden his hands. He ex* pressed to Miss Sampson the same fears for her ; but the young lady heeded not the appre- hension. Lady Featherstone was very happy to see Miss Sampson so employed ; but when her ladyship turned her attention to her own daugh- ters and the gentleman whom she had seated by them, not all her powers of penetration could discover to which of the young ladies Philip Martindale was paying the greatest at- tention ; and most of all was her mind disturbed by observing, that when he addressed himself either to one or the other, though it was with perfect politeness, it was with perfect indif- ference. The sports of the day were concluded by a ball, which resembled in every point every ball of the same character. There was the usual allowance of dancing, negus, nonsense, tossing of heads, sneering, quizzing, showing 13g RANK AND TALENT. off, blundering, and all the rest of that kind of amusement. It enters not into our plan to dwell any longer on this festival. We must return to Brigland. RANK AND TALENT, 13^ CHAPTER IX. ** For fame, (whose journies are through ways unknown, Traceless and swift and changeful as the wind,) The mom and Hurgonil had much outgone. While Truth mov'd patiently within behind." Davenant, From Hovenden Lodge, Philip Martindale returned home ; and after finding every thing as it should be at the Abbey, and arranging with the trusty Oliver concerning uniformity of narrative, he called upon the old gentleman at the cottage. There he underwent a long harangue on the folly of archery, and the silli- 134 RANK AND TALENT. ness of Sir Andrew Featherstone, together with a desultory dissertation on the frivolity of the age in general. From which dissertation, it was to be inferred that old John Martindale was the only man living who had the least idea of propriety and wisdom of conduct. With becoming deference and submission, the young gentleman gave his assent to what- soever the senior was pleased to assert. This is one of the greatest pains of a state of de- pendence, that it robs a man of the pleasure of contradicting ; and it is also one of the greatest evils of holding intercourse with de- pendants, that a man is thereby deprived of the pleasure of being contradicted. These were evils which the old and the young gentleman both felt, but the old gentleman felt it most deeply. Contradiction was so much his element, that he could hardly live without it ; and rather than not enjoy the pleasure of it, . he would contradict himself. That must have been a man of uncommon and high powers of mind, who could so have managed the old gentleman as to stimulate without offending him. The RANK AND TALENT. lB$ Hon. Philip Martindale was not equal to it, either from want of capacity or from lack of attention and diligence. When the old gentleman had finished a tolerably long harangue on fools and follies of all descriptions, it almost occurred to him that if so great was the number of follies, and so long was the list of fools, there could be little else than folly in all human pursuits ; and that he himself, in his own singularity of wisdom, was something of a fool for being so outrage- ausly wise, when there was nobody left to keep him in countenance. Paradoxical as it may sound, it is not far from truth that excess of wisdom is excess of folly. The old gentleman thought so when he said to his cousin : ** I dare say now that you think me an old fool for my pains, if you would be honest enough to speak your mind." Not waiting for a reply to this very wise, though not very original remark, Mr. Martin- dale continued his talk : ** I am sorry, Master Philip, you thought fit to take yourself off" just at the very moment that you were wanted, I 13? RANK AND TALENT. liave had a very pleasant and intelligent com- panion at the cottage for the last two days, I particularly wished to introduce him to you ; I mean the young barrister, who pleaded old Richard Smith's cause so temperately and so successfully. I should have thought that the company of an intelligent young man would be far more agreeable than a set of idle gab- bling chits, and an old simpleton of a baronet, who has not an idea in the world beyond a cookery-book. But every man to his taste." '* I am sorry, sir," replied Philip, " that I was not aware of your friend's being at Brig- land. It would have given me great pleasure to be introduced to him. He certainly con- ducted his cause with great propriety, and did not take, as some persons might have done, an opportunity of insulting me." " He did not conduct himself as your advo- cate did, Master Philip ; he did not attempt to convert a court of justice into a bear-garden, or degrade the dignity of his profession by playing the buffoon to make boobies laugh. Mr. Markham is a man of good sense, and I RANK AND TALENT. 137 think his conversation would have been of service to you : though he is a young man, he is very extensively informed." " I have not the least doubt of it," replied Philip ; " I am only sorry that I was so un- fortunate as to be out of the way when he was here. I shall be more fortunate I hope another time." That was a lie ; but dependants must lie if they would not lose their places. The Hon, Philip Martindale recollected the time when he was under no necessity of saying" the thing which was not, when he was independent but of his pro* fession ; but then he was not called the honour- able, then he had no rank to support or dignity to keep up. It was really mortifying and dis- tressing to him that those very circumstances to which he had looked with hope and pleasure, and from which he had anticipated an accession to his happiness through the gratification of his pride, should become the means of annoying him so keenly where he was most susceptible. The dilemma in which he was placed was grievously perplexing. Turn which way he 138 RANK AND TALENT. would, mortifications awaited him. There was the daughter of a retired soap-boiler on one side; there was the son of a country shopkeeper pestering him on the other. To go back to his profession was quite out of the question. To marry rank and fortune too was not in the com- pass of probability. Oh, how perplexing and troublesome it is that such perpetual encroach- ments should be made upon persons of rank ; so that notwithstanding all the care and pains which they take to avoid it, they are perpetu- ally brought into contact with the commercial cast. Most deeply did Philip Martindale feel this inconvenience, but he could find no remedy for it. He had however one consolation, in the thought that he was not alone in his sorrows. He was acquainted with others who carried their heads much higher than himself, who yet suffered the convenient degradation of com- mCTcial affinities. ** Well, well," said the old gentleman, ** lam sorry that Mr. Markham is gone ; and I fear we shall not see him again very soon." This was no subject of regret with the Hon. RANK AND TALENT. 139 Philip Martindale ; he was glad to hear that he was not likely to be soon annoyed by an intro- duction to a man of such equivocal rank as Ho- ratio Markham. But seeing that his opulent re- lative was very much pleased with this stranger, he thought it might be agreeable if he made farther inquiries ; he therefore asked, how it happened that Mr. Markham had made so short a visit. To his inquiries he received for an- swer, that an express had arrived calling the young barrister to London, and offering to his acceptance a highly respectable legal situation in one of the colonies. For this information Philip was thankful ; and finding that there was no danger of being compelled to realise his pro- fession, he began to speak very highly of the young barrister's moral and intellectual quali- ties, and to express in still stronger terms the sorrow he felt at not being able to have the plea- sure of his acquaintance. Cunning as old Mt, Martindale in general was, he was so far deceiv- ed by these protestations, that he was put by them into high good humour, both with himself and his relative ; and then he went on to talk about 140 RANK AND TALENT. Richard Smith and his niece. This, however, was a topic not altogether agreeable to Philip ; but the young gentleman so far succeeded in explaining that affair, that Mr. Martindale was ready to accept the explanation. He then told Philip that Mr. Markham and he had visited the cottage ; and so communicative and good-humoured was the elder Martindale, that he even repeated, as far as he could recollect, what took place at that visit, and how he had cau- tioned the young barrister not to lose his heart. While this discourse was going on in the cottage, the town of Brigland was agitated to its very centre by a tragical event which had occurred at old Richard Smith's cottage. Mul- titudes of idle people were running from place to place, full of dreadful news of a murder that had been committed in the course of the pre- ceding night. Almost every one had a differ- ent story to tell ; and the affair lost nothing of its horror and mystery by being transmitted from one to another. Mr. Denver, as in duty or in habit bound, brought the tidings to Mr. Martindale at the cottage. The story, as re- RANK AND TALENT. 141 lated by the good-humoured perpetual curate, spoke of poor old Richard Smith as having been murdered by the gipsies, and of his niece being carried away nobody knew where. Upon cross-examination, however, it was elicited that Mr. Denver had acquired his information by a very circuitous route ; for he had heard Mrs. Price and Mrs. Flint both at once telling a different version of the - same story to Mrs. Denver, who, while those two ladies were speaking narratively, noisily, and contradicto- rily, was herself also talking exclamatively and interrogatively. The ladies who communicated the event to Mrs. Denver had received their information also from compound sources, but both were satisfied that they had received their intelligence from the best authority; and in order to prove that they were both rightly in- formed, they both of them talked very loudly and very rapidly. Mr. Denver must have been a very clever man under such circumstances to have made out any story at all ; and he was a very clever man in such matters, and very much experienced in 142 RANK AND TALENT. carrying and collecting intelligence : indeed, the mode above stated was that in which he usually acquired his knowledge. Practice gives great facility. But it must be acknowledged, notwithstanding all Mr. Denver's accuracy and dexterity, that there were in his narrative some errors. It was not true that Richard Snaith had been murdered ; and it was not true that his niece had been carried away by violence or otherwise. These were the only two errors in the whole account. Much more however was reported, which Mr. Denver did not relate; and that which he did not relate was the part to which was most especially applicable that pathos of look and exclamation with which he intro- -duced his narrative. This part of the story unfortunately was not true ; we say unfortu- nately, because it is really mortifying to the multitude when investigation and inquiry de- prive them of the richest part of a most hor- rible story. It was not likely that Mr. Den- ver should mention this part of the report when he saw Mr. Philip ; for it was to that gentleman that it referred. RANK AND TALENT. 143 The report was, that Richard Smith had been murdered by some ruffians who had been employed by the Hon. Philip Martindale to carry off the niece of the poor old man. There was mention made of a fierce-looking military man, who was to all appearance a foreigner, who had been seen lurking about Brigland Common, and conversing with the gipsies that had but recently made their appearance there; and one person actually saw this foreigner enter the lane where old Smith's cottage stood. All this part of the tale was very properly and very considerately omitted by Mr. Denver, who was a very candid man ; and who thought that if it were true, it would in proper time transpire ; and that if Mr. Philip had employed ruffians to carry off the young woman, he might have his own reasons for it. At the hearing of this very serious story, the two Martindales expressed their horror and as- tonishment ; and Philip immediately asked Mr. Denver why he had not gone to the old man's cottage, in order to make some inquiry about the matter : to which interrogation Mr. Denver 144 RANK AND TALENT. gave no answer. The retailers of intelligence would indeed lose many a choice and delightful story, if they were to take great pains to inves- tigate the matter before they talked about it. Philip Martindale requested Mr. Denver im- mediately to accompany him to the spot, that they might be assured whether or not any violence had been used, and whether there was any necessity for the interference of a magistrate. In their way they called on the constable, who was frightened out of his wits at the thought of going into a house where a man lay mur- dered. But the presence of Philip Martindale inspired him with an extraordinary share of courage. As they proceeded, they saw groups of people standing here and there, discussing with great gravity, the mysterious affair of the old man's cottage. They looked with great ear- nestness on Mr. Martindale and his companions ; and their murmurings and whisperings grew thicker and deeper. When at length they arrived at the cottage, they found it surrounded by a crowd of women and children, and idle girls and boys. The RANK AND TALENT. 145 women were all talking, and the g-irls and boys were clambering up to the cottage- windows, or were mounted on trees that were near, as if to catch a glimpse of something within the cot- tage. At the approach of Philip Martindale and his party, the boys and girls slunk down from the windows ; the women stayed their loud talking ; the whole multitude buzzed with low whisperings ; and the faces of all were turned towards the magistrate, who was hastily dragging the clergyman by his arm, and was followed at a very respectful distance by the constable. Not staying to make any inquiries, Philip Martindale hastily opened the door of the cottage, and leading in Mr. Denver, he turned round and urged the constable to make haste in. When he entered the apartment, he saw pre- sently that one part of the clergyman's narrative was incorrect, namely, that which referred to the murder of old Richard Smith ; for there sat the old man in life and health, but apparentlv in a state of great agitation, unable to answer a word to the impatient and numerous inter- VOL. I. G 146 RANK AND TALENT. rogatories of Philip Martindale and Mr. Den- ver, A very short interval elapsed, before there appeared from an inner-room a person who was likely to be able to give some rational account of the mystery. This person was a surgeon. As soon as he heard Mr. Martind ale's voice, he came forward to explain the affair. "Pray, Mr. Davis," exclaimed the magis- trate, "what is the cause of all this bustle and confusion ? Mr. Denver has been informed that this poor man was murdered. What has given rise to such a rumour ?" " I am happy to say, sir," replied Mr. Davis, " that there has been no life lost, though there was great danger of it; and I fear that this poor man will suffer seriously from the agitation which he has undergone. If you will give me leave, sir, I will tell you all the particulars. A little better than an hour ago, just as I was preparing to go my rounds, a boy came run- ning almost breathless into my surgery, im- ploring me to make all the haste I could up to old Richard Smith's cottage, for there was a man there who was so dreadfully wounded that RANK AND TALENT. 147 he was almost killed. Of course I made the best of my way here ; and when I arrived, I found the poor man sitting, as he is now, quite speechless ; and while I was endeavouring to learn from him what was the matter, there came into the room a gentleman, who spoke like a foreigner, and asked if I was a surgeon, and begged me to step into the back room ; there I found upon the bed one of the gipsies that have been here for some days, just at the edge of the common. They are gone now, all but this man. I found, sir, that this man had been severely wounded with a pistol-ball, and that he had suffered much from loss of blood. I immediately dressed the wound, which is by no means dangerous, and then inquired of the foreign gentleman what was the cause of the accident ; for I could not get a single word from the man himself. It appeared, sir, from the account which the stranger gave me, that the gipsey had broke into the cottage in the night, or rather early in the morning, and that he was threatening to murder this poor old man if he would not tell where his money 148 RANK AND TALENT. was. The stranger hearing a noise in the apart- ment where Richard Smith slept, listened, and soon ascertained the cause of it ; fearing that the robber might have fire-arms in his posses- sion, he seized a pistol, and without farther thought entered the room, and discharged it at the robber. The gentleman also informed me that he heard the voices of persons outside the cottage, but that after he had discharged the pistol, they retreated. He tells me that Rich- ard Smith, in consequence of the fright, has not been able to speak since." On hearing this account, Philip Martindale expressed a wish to see the foreigner, of whom Mr. Davis had made mention ; and upon his introduction, he immediately recognised the Italian whom he had met in London a day or two ago. The poor foreigner looked full of concern for the hasty manner in which he had acted, and seemed to fear that he had violated the law. He made many apologies to Philip Martindale, whom he presently recognised as a person of some importance; but his mind was soon set at ease, when he was informed RANK AND TALENT. 149 that what he had done was perfectly legal. He then repeated with great energy the obli- gations under which he lay to his very good friend, who had so kindly assisted him in find- ing his wife and child. The next step was the committal of the wounded man for burglary ; and upon the as- surance of Mr. Davis that he might be safely moved, the commitment was accordingly made out ; and the stranger, who gave his name as Giulio Rivolta, was bound over to give evi- dence at the trial. Matters being thus arranged, Philip and the clergyman returned to give the old gentleman a more accurate version of the story than he had before heard. Mr. Denver underwent, as was usual, a lecture from the old gentleman, on the folly of telling stories just as he heard them, without taking any trouble, to ascertain as he easily might in most cases, whether those said stories were true or false. And when the truth of the matter came to be generally known in Brigland, every body laughed at every body for circulating, inventing, and believing im- 150 RANK AND TALENT. probable tales ; and all the idle, gossiping people in the town, went about from house to house, complaining, bewailing, and lamenting, that Brigland was the most idle, gossiping, censorious place in the world. But still it was insinuated that there was something very mys- terious in the business, which was not yet brought to light. There was more talk than ever concerning Richard Smith ; and nobody could recollect when or how he first came to take up his abode at Brigland. RANK AND TALENT. 151 CHAPTER X, *''This fellow is wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves a kind of wit ; He mast observe their mood on whom he jests, The quality of persons and the time." Shakspeare. The time was now arrived for Brigland Abbey to become the scene of festivity and hospitality. Under the direction and with the per- mission of old Mr. Martindale, the young tenant- at-will assembled at his splendid residence a set of people called his friends ; but why they were called his friends is difficult to say, unless they 152 RANK AND TALENT. were so designated for want of some other comprehensive name. Two of the party cer- tainly were his friends ; and well would it have been for him, had he availed himself more of their friendship, and been ruled by their advice. We allude to his father and mother, Lord and Lady Martindale. It is with great pleasure that we introduce to our readers a pair so truly respectable and honorable in every point of view. High rank certainly displays to great advantage those qualities which it is unable to give. Common- place minds do very well in common-place situations. It is sad indeed if they whose time is fully occupied by the duties of their station, and whose employments are marked out for them, should widely or grossly deviate from propriety: they have, comparatively speaking, but little room or time for folly. But they who have the direction of all their time, the choice of all their pursuits, need great steadi- ness of mind, and a strong sense of propriety to avoid follies and extravagance. They who have nothing to do have much to think of, and RANK AND TALENT. 153 they need to be vigilant ; and when their con- duct is indeed proper and good, then high, rank and the leisure which wealth bestows appear to great advantage. Thus honorable and reputable was the con- duct of Lord and Lady Martindale. His lord- ship's estate was not very large for his rank, yet quite large enough for him to make a fool of himself had he been so inclined : — he was wealthy enough to be his own coachman had he been so disposed, or to benefit the country by playing at cards and dice at Newmarket in order to improve the breed of horses : — he might have immortalized himself on the canis- ters of a snuff-shop, or by the cut of a coat ; — he might have run away with his neighbour's wife, or have insulted and neglected his own : — he might have spent more money upon his dogs than upon his children : — he might have sought for distinction through the medium of cookery, and have become so excessively refined as to ask if Captain Cook had not in one of his voyages seen a nation of cannibals who ate roast beef and drank port wine : and by many other 154 BANK AND TALENT. fooleries, equally reputable, he might have tempted the multitude to ask what lords were made for. In like manner her ladyship might have done her part towards the dilapidation of their pro- perty. She might have spent a year's, income in a single entertainment : — ^she might have sent her jewels to the pawnbroker's to pay her gam- bling-debts : — she might have forgotten the names and number of her children : — she might have been so superbly ignorant as not to know whether the kitchen was at the top of the house or at the bottom : — she might have played as many mad pranks as others in high life have done ; but she coveted not that species of noto- riety which arises from violating the principles of decorum and common sense. The life of this truly respectable couple was not however indebted for its respectability merely to the absence of vice and folly. They cultivated positive as well as negative virtues. When they went into the country, it was for some better purpose than to be stared at ; and when they resided in town, they did not con- RANK AND TALENT. 155 vert their house into a place of public amuse- ment. The tenants in the country knew of their landlord's presence there because they saw him not only in the field, but in their houses ; and he saw that his steward neither oppressed the tenants, nor defrauded his master ; and the poor people in the cottages saw him, and the la- bourers too could tell him their grievances, if they had any. Lady Martindale was also ac- tively benevolent, — not merely giving away a periodical lot of advertised blankets, or a few bushels of coals to such as would take the trou- ble to fetch them ; but she knew to whom her benevolence was directed, and considered rather what the poor had need to receive than what might best suit her to bestow. There was the same activity of benevolence when they were in town ; and it was regulated there also by the same principle of propriety, not of convenience or fashion. There was, however, in Lord Martindale one fault, and that in his son was almost a virtue, in consequence of its accompaniments — he had a great share of pride. He never spoke to or 156 RANK AND TALENT. conversed with any of his inferiors, but that his style always proclaimed him a man of rank and consequence. We much doubt if, in the days when angels visited the sons of men, these hea- venly visitants behaved with much more stately reserve than did Lord Martindale in his walks and visits of benevolence ; or whether they showed so great a sense of their superior na- ture as he did of his superior rank. In this re- spect Lady Martindale had the advantage of his lordship. Nobody could help noticing her very graceful and digmfied deportment ; but the most humble never felt humiliation in her pre- sence. It was a pity that so excellent a couple were not more fortunate in their eldest son ; but it was happy for them that they were not quite so much aware of the contrast as some of their neighbours were. It is not for us to propound theories of education, nor do we know of any one system which has been infallible in its ap- plication and universal in its success. We can only state the fact that Lord and Lady Martin- dale did not neglect the moral education of RANK AND TALENT, 157 their children, nor did they carry discipline so far as to render re-action a necessary conse- quence. They were not low in their tastes, or headstrong in will ; but their eldest son followed a line of action almost diametrically opposite to theirs. We do not represent, or at least we have not designed to represent, the character of Philip Martindale as being inveterately and unexceptionably vicious : we do not regard him as a monster of iniquity, but, according to the candid interpretation of Mr. Denver, he was rather a gay young man ; and being unfortu- nately acquainted with some irregular com- panions, he had been occasionally led into follies. But, to proceed in the candid strain, he had not a decidedly bad heart ; for he was not gra- tuitously vicious, and he was not altogether in- sensible to the emotions and feelings of huma- nity. Yet notwithstanding all our disposition to candour, we must acknowledge that the temper, tastes, and conduct of the Hon. Philip Martindale did occasionally lead him into morti- fications and sorrows. We are not expected to enter so minutely 158 RANK AND TALENT. and copiously into the description of the cha- racters of the other guests at Brigland Abbey, as we have into the characters of Lord and Lady Martindale. Of Sir Andrew Featherstone and his lady and daughters we have already spoken. Our readers too are not altogether unacquainted with Sir Gilbert Sampson and his daughter Celestina. Sir Gilbert and Lord Martindale were very good friends; and Sir Gilbert was astonished that Lord Martindale should not be more sensible of his son's follies, and Lord Mar- tindale could hardly think it possible that a man of Sir Gilbert's good understanding could tole- rate such ridiculous affectations in his daughter. In addition to these guests at the Abbey, there were also present the Dowager Lady Woodstock and her four daughters, Anne, Sarah, Jane, and Mary. Lady Woodstock was the widow of a baronet, whose services in the navy the country had repaid, with little more than a title ; but we would not say a word in censure of such economical remunerations, nor, on the other hand, would be very censorious, if the recom- pense had assumed the more solid form of a RANK AND TALENT. 159 noble pension. We have read, and have in our political feelings profited by reading, the fable of the old man, his son, and his ass, and we know how difficult it is to please every body. We know that if the government does not re- ward its servants liberally, they will be very angry; and we know that if it does reward them liberally, others will be very angry. But let that pass. It is, however, a fact, that Lady Woodstock and her four daughters lived at Hollywick Priory in very good style, consider- ing the limited means which they possessed. They were also very highly respected, and very much talked about as being persons of very su- perior minds and most amiable dispositions. They had cultivated their understandings ; and indeed the pursuit and enjoyment of literature was the only occupation in which they could engage. They had no house in town, nor had they the means of splendid hospitality in the country. But what is most to our present pur- pose, they were one and all great favorites with old John Martindale. Lady Woodstock was a woman of great delicacy of feeling, and 160 RANK AND TALENT. was most scrupulously adverse to any thing like exhibiting her daughters, or as it were carrying them to market. It was only in consequence of the very earnest and almost angry importunity of the old gentleman that she would consent to share the festivities of Brigland Abbey. And when that paragraph appeared in a morning paper, announcing the approaching nuptials of the Hon. Philip Martindale and Miss Sampson ; and when she knew that Sir (jilbert and his daughter were to be of the party, her reluctance abated. For though Lady Woodstock would have despised the use, and dreaded the repute, of stratagem to dispose of her daughters, she would not have been sorry to have them or any of them well settled. As to the report that old Mr, Martindale himself had any design of offering his hand to the widow, the lady herself had not the slight- est suspicion of the existence of such design, or even of the circulation of any such report. Lady Woodstock was a person of good sense and ex- tensive information ; but, happily, free from every species of pedantry ; totally unpretending RANK AND TALENT. 161 jand unartificial. She had pursued knowledge as the means of an agreeable occupation, and not as a medium of display or exhibition. She had read much, and had reflected more ; so that her conversation was not the idle echo of others' thoughts, but the result of her own mind's movements and observation. Under such direction and tuition, her daughters liad grown up to womanhood. The young ladies were not distinguished for any great share of personal beauty, nor wxre they remarkable for any deficiency in that re- spect. They were not romantic, nor were they deficient in sensibility. They could talk well, but did not utter oracles or speak essays. They were not merely acquainted with books but with what books taught. They were. also v/ell aware that the knowledge which they possessed was in all probability possessed by others ; and that many with whom they might converse were far better informed than themselves. They did not set up for literai'y ladies on the strength of having read Locke's Essay, or being acquainted with a few Italian 162 RANK AND TALENT. poets. Ill fact, they had read to good purpose, and had thought to good purpose too. The worst of the matter was, there were four of them ; and they were so nearly alike in moral and mental qualities, and so much together, and in such perfect confidence with each other, that there was not opportunity and distinctness enough for any one of the four to make an impression, and preserve or strengthen it. For if, by chance, any susceptible youth, who might be desirous of choosing a wife for her moral and mental qua- lities, should be seated next to or opposite to Miss Woodstock, and should by hearing very sensible and unaffected language fall from her lips, or by observing in her smiles or more serious looks an indication of excellent moral feeling, find that his heart was almost capti- vated ; probably on the following morning chance might place him near another sister with whose taste he might be fascinated, and whose most agreeable manners would make him almost re- gret that he had already lost so much of his heart ; and while he might be balancing in his mind on which of the two his affection should RANK AND TALENT. 163 rest, a farther acquaintance with the family would still farther unsettle and embarrass his judgement ; and he would at length conclude that, as it was impossible to be in love with four, he could not really be in love with any ; and the result would be general commendation and respect ; and the four young ladies would be left to enjoy their reputation of being the most agreeable, unaffected young women living. Visiting in the country is what must be done ; but there is some difficulty in managing it well, and making it perfectly agreeable.. The enter- tainer must be entertaining, or the entertained will not be entertained ; and the entertained must endeavour to entertain themselves, or their en- tertainer cannot entertain them. The Hon. Philip Martindale was not the most dexterous hand at this kind of employment. In fact, he felt himself not altogether master of his own house ; and the good people who were there seemed rather to be visiting the house than its occupier. They did very well at dinner-time. Then there was amusement for all, adapted to the meanest capacities. There was also in the 164 RANK AND TALENT. mornings for the gentlemen the pleasure of shoot- ing ; or, more properly and accurately speaking, the pleasure of looking for something to shoot at : for as Philip Martindale was not very po- pular at Brigland, the poachers made a merit of plundering him with peculiar diligence. It also happened that the gentlemen who were at the Abbey were none of them very keen sportsmen. Sir Gilbert Sampson carried a gun, and occasion- ally discharged it ; sometimes successfully, and sometimes unsuccessfully; and, in the latter case, Sir Andrew Featherstone laughed at him, and said it was a sad waste of shot, for powder alone would make noise enough to frighten the birds : and then he would ask Philip Martin- dale if small shot were not very useful to clean bottles withal. As for old John Martindale, he was so per- verse and obstinate that he would scarcely ever join the party at the Abbey till dinner-time ; and then he would complain of late hours, and sit till midnight or later grumbling at the foolish fashion of turning night into day. Se- veral mornings were wet, very wet : there was RANK AND TALENT. 165 no getting out of doors, and the Abbey was very ill-furnished with playthings. The young ladies could draw. The Miss Featherstones were adepts especially in architectural drawing. They sketched the interior of the principal apartments in the Abbey; and talked very learnedly of Palladio and Vitruvius, and Sir Christopher Wren and Mr. Nash, and others. They thought that Waterloo Place was not equal to the Parthenon, and St. Paul's Cathe- dral was not equal to St. Peter's. They talked about the building in which they were then sitting, demonstrated that it was the most beautiful and best proportioned building in the world, and then proceeded to show how much more beautiful it misfht be made. As the o party had nothing else to do, they were very happy in listening to the architectural lectures of the Miss Featherstones. There were more wet mornings than one ; and as the Miss Featherstones had succeeded so well once in lecturing on architecture, they repeated the experiment. It was rather wearying, but it was better than nothing. On 166 RANK AND TALENT. the morDing of which we speak, old John Martindale was present. Contrary to his usual practice, the old gentleman made his appear- ance soon after breakfast, to congratulate them, as he said, on a fine wet morning. It appeared as if his object was to see what the party would do to amuse themselves and one another. The Miss Featherstones had recourse to their port- folio of plans and drawings, and sections, and elevations; and these they spread out on the table, in order to excite admiration, and to prompt discussion. Old Mr. Martindale was so perverse that he would not take any notice of the display ; and the rest of the company had already, on a previous occasion, said all that they had to say. Isabella, the youngest of the Miss Featherstones, prided herself on her very superior wisdom, and therefore was very much disconcerted that any one should slightingly regard her favorite study ; and es- pecially was she disturbed that Mr. Martindale, who clearly had so great a taste or fancy for that pursuit, should behold unmoved, and with- out the least affectation of interest, a splendid RANK AND TALENT. 167 display of architectural drawings, and give no heed to the very philosophical remarks which, in her wisdom, she was making on the various styles of building. Determining, therefore, to compel the attention which she could not attract, she addressed herself directly to the old gentleman, asking his opinion of a design which she had drawn for the improvement of Hovenden Lodge. The answer which the old gentleman gave was so very uncourteous, that we almost blush to repeat it. Looking very sarcastically at the inquirer, he said : " Hovenden Lodge, madam, is not yet quite spoiled by the improvements ; but if you take a little more pains, I think you may make it one of the most ridiculous buildings in the kingdom." In justice to Mr. Martindale, we are bound to state that he would not have made such an observation to every one ; but he knew Miss Isabella, and was sure that no very serious ef- fects would follow from any severity of remark which he might make. And the result was as he had anticipated : for the young lady was not a whit abashed, but the rather encouraged to 168 RANK AND TALENT. proceed, and to rieply according to the spirit of the' old gentleman's remark. *' I think I shall endeavour to persuade papa to build a gothic front to Hovenden Lodge, in imitation of Brigland Abbey ; and then, Mr. Martindale, I suppose you will acknowledge that it is really improved." " And then. Miss Isabella, I will piill down the front of Brigland Abbey, and supply its place by an exact imitation of the present front of Hovenden Lodge ; and then it will be a dif- ficult matter to decide which is the greatest blockhead. Sir Andrew Featherstone or old John Martindale." ** Upon my word, Mr. Martindale, you are very polite," replied Isabella, almost angry at being outdone in the way of banter. " No such thing, madam, I am not polite. I am not fond of nonsense ;" and then, in order to soften in some degree the apparent ruggedness of his manner, he added : " But if you have a taste for architecture, I shall be very happy to show you some engravings and drawings whi^h I brought with me from Italy. You shall come RANK AND TALENT. 169 down to my cottage to-morrow morning, and you will find some pictures worth looking at.'* " When were you in Italy, sir ? I never heard of it." " Perhaps not. I was there twenty years before you were born." Mr. Martindale then turned away from the table, and looking out at window, declared that there was no occa- sion for any one to stay within on account of the weather ; and, by way of setting an exam- ple to the rest of the party, he directly walked out alone. Isabella was pleased at the promise of poring over some architectural drawings, and most especially delighted with an opportunity which seemed to be promised of talking about Italy. It was a place which she had never visited, but she was proud of an acquaintance with its poetry and topography. Since the peace of 1815, such myriads of people have visited France, that Paris has be- come as vulgar as Margate, It is most ear- nestly to be desired that the plebeian part of the community will not pollute with their presence, or profane v/ith their prate, the classic plains, VOL. I. H 170 RANK AND TALENT. groves, temples, and cities of Italy. The esta- blishment of steam-packets threatens the en- croachment ; and then the resource of the fa- shionable must be Constantinople ; from whence, perhaps, they ultimately maybe driven onwards to Ispahan and Delhi. The East India Com- pany will not let them go to Canton. The rest of the party gradually dispersed, most industriously and diligently bent on seek- ing some amusement wherewith to while away the weary hours which must be got rid of by some means or other before dinner. Let not the reader lightly regard this fact ; for it is one of the greatest difficulties in the life of some persons at some periods of the year. There are to be found in this world not a few who are abundantly able and willing to reward with great liberality the genius who should be fortu- nate enough to discover or invent an infallible method of rendering it pleasant or tolerable to wait for dinner in the country. RANK AND TALENT. 171 CHAPTER XI. " The truth you speak doth lack some gentleness, And time to speak it in ; you rub the sore When you should find the plaster." Shakspeare. Wandering in various directions, and en- gaged in divers pursuits, the visitors at Brig- land Abbey were dispersed, to fill up the dreary morning hours. To follow them all is impossible ; and to follow most of them would be uninteresting and uninstructive. Leaving, therefore, unobserved, all but Lady Woodstock 172 RAMK AND TALENT. and her eldest daughter, who reluctantly suf- fered themselves to be accompanied in their walk by Sir Andrew Featherstone, we will attend these three in their morning's ramble. With the scenery of the Abbey itself, and its park, our readers are partly acquainted. They know that the house stood on an open and gracefully sloping lawn ; and that behind it rose a dense plantation, or rather wood. This wood was in one direction very extensive ; but its breadth rendered it little more than a belt, which divided a tract of uncultivated land from one which was most highly embellished by art as well as by nature. In front of the Abbey, as far as the eye could reach, the land was highly cultivated, and thickly studded with trees and human dwellings. At the back of the wood the land was open and unenclosed ; for the soil, if soil it might be called, was but a very thin stratum of light earth; through which, at short intervals, appeared the bare or moss- covered rock, which was the basis of the whole district. One part of this open space bore the name of the Common ; and it was partly sur- RANK AND TALENT. 173 rouiided by a few miserable cottages : beyond that it bore the name of Brigland Heath. There was one advantage, however, in this barren scene ; that the ground, being very high, afforded extensive prospects, keen air, and dry footing. There had been formerly a passage through the wood from the park to the com- mon ; but since the erection of the Abbey, that path was no longer used : there remained, how- ever, a serpentine-road towards the heath ; and at the end of this road stood one of the park- lodges, on the borders of the heath ; and as the lodge was built to correspond with the style of the Abbey, it formed a very beautiful object in that otherwise dreary situation. To this open and extensive heath the three above-named betook themselves for the sake of enjoying the fine air and wide scenery. Sir Andrew Featherstone, who was very ready with his quaint remarks when any thing was said or done at all susceptible of ridiculous construction or comment, was mute as fish, and awkward as a fish out of water, when his com- pany was decidedly serious. Though the face- 174 RANK AND TALENT. tious baronet very promptly offered, or rather urged his services to accompany Lady Wood- stock to the heath, yet before the party had made much progress. Sir Andrew felt himself almost vreary of his charge. He had made several attempts at talk, and had failed ; and to the few remarks uttered by the ladies, as he was not prepared with a lively or witty reply, he returned none at all, or such a one as did not by any means promise to be productive of further colloquy or discussion. Happy to avail himself of any thing which afforded a prospect of a subject for discourse, as soon as they had passed the lodge, the worthy baronet most for- tunately descried at a little distance a great concourse of people issuing from that part of the wood which bordered on the common, and apparently surrounding a funeral procession. The multitude took the direction towards the town ; and the curiosity of Sir Andrew and his party being excited by the unusual number of people who surrounded the procession, took the same direction, and arrived at the church-yard almost as soon as the funeral. Curiosity is RANK AND TALENT. 175 contagious ; few can resist the impulse to gaze upon a spectacle surrounded by many spec- tators. The party from the Abbey were curious to know who and what it was which excited so very general an interest. They approached as near as they could, without forming part of the crowd. They waited till the coffin was depo- sited in the earth ; and as many of the crowd stayed to gaze into the grave where the body was laid, the mourners in returning from the church-yard were less encumbered by the curious multitude, so that they were distinctly visible. The procession of the mourners was but short, yet several of them were real mourners. There is something very touching in the struggle which real sorrow makes to calm its agitation, and to suppress its tears ; and there sometimes is a strong and deep feeling which tears or loud laments might relieve, but which, from a sense of its own intensity, dares not indulge in those expressions over which it might have no controul, or in yielding to which it might be betrayed into extravagance. This was a feeling which mani- 176 RANK AND TALENT. festly had possession of more than one of the mourners, who had attracted the curiosity of Sir Andrew Featherstone and the ladies that were with him. The keenness of their sorrow prevented Lady Woodstock and her daughter from gazing upon them with an eye of too curious inquiry. To gaze upon the afflicted without a look of sympathy is very cruel; and to look with compassion upon the I'ye that is full of tears, which it would fain suppress, does but still more unnerve the sor- rowing heart. Lady Woodstock observed that the principal mourners were two females, who appeared, by their resemblance to each other, to be mother and daughter ; and the scene brought to her recollection the time when she herself, accompanied by the daughter who was then leaning on her arm, did, in violation of the practice of the world, follow to the grave the remains of her beloved husband : nor were the recollections of her sorrows painful when thus brought back to her mind, but the rather was there a pure and holy pleasure in the tear which rose to her eye at the thought of the RANK AND TALENT. 177 past, SO that she felt more than satisfied at having in that instance dared to be singular. Fashion forms pleasant leading-strings for those minds which are too weak to walk alone. The mind of Lady Woodstock was not of that description. Sir Andrew Featherstone inquired of one of the spectators what was the name and character of the deceased, who seemed to have occupied so large a share in the interest and sympathy of the people of Brigland. He was informed that the name of the departed was Richard Smith ; that he was a poor man whom nobody knew much about ; but that lately a report was spread abroad that he was a rich man and a miser, and that, instigated probably by that re^ port, one of the gipsies that had lately been in that neighbourhood, had broken into his cottage with the intent of robbing him ; but there hap- pened to be in the house with him at the time a foreign officer whose wife was related to Richard Smith, and this stranger wounded the gipsey so severely, that he was not able to effect his escape, and he was therefore sent off to the 178 RANK AND TALENT. county jail ; and that the old man was so dread- fully alarmed, that he soon after died in conse- quence of the fright. It appeared also from the informant, that the unusual number of per- sons congregated to witness the funeral was owing to the singularity of the circumstances of the old man's death, and also to the desire felt to see the foreigner and his family ; for the two females were, one of them the wife, and the other the daughter of the foreigner. The youngest of the two was the young woman of whom mention has before been made, as being the niece of old Richard Smith. This narrative happened to be somewhat more correct than many narratives which are thus picked up by an accidental inquiry. The account, however, of the motive which prompted the attendance of so many spectators of the funeral, in some de- gree disappointed the expectation of Lady Woodstock and her daughter; for they had promised themselves the pleasure of hearing an account of some specimen of humble virtue and extensive benevolent influence in a com- paratively low sphere of life. They could not. HANK AND TALENT. 179 therefore, but painfully smile at the thought that accident and unessential circumstance should excite an interest so strong and ex- tensive. At all events, serious feelings had been ex- cited in the minds of the ladies ; and even Sir Andrew himself partook of them, and no longer tasked his imagination for something remark- ably witty or singular wherewith to amuse his companions, but very suitably and decently joined his companions in that species of talk which minds of their description would natu- rally have recourse to on such an occasion. And really, Sir Andrew could talk very well and very rationally when he was once set in the right key ; but generally he seemed to think it necessary, in order to make himself agreeable, to be always uttering some quaint saying that should make his hearers laugh. He too often forgot that that which is very well as seasoning, is very unpalatable as food. This is a simile drawn from Sir Andrew's favorite pursuit, which was the art of cookery, as we have above named. 180 RANK AND TALENT. When the party was assembled at dinner, it so happened that the old gentleman, Mr. John Martindale, took his seat at the side of Lady Woodstock, or to speak more definitely, caused Lady Woodstock to take a seat at his side. Some elderly unmarried gentlemen are remark- able for their love of monotony and exactness^ always choosing the same seat, and ever going through the same daily routine. It was quite the reverse with John Martindale. In his own re- sidence there was nothing of uniformity, and in his own habits there was nothing like regularity - He would sometimes rise at four or five, and sometimes not till eleven or twelve ; and more than once he has been known to breakfast one day at the very same hour, at which he had dined the preceding day. He had the same crotchet in other houses where he could take the liberty, and in fact would rarely enter any house in which he was not so indulged. When he was at the Abbey, it was his very frequent practice to take a seat at table before any of the rest of the party, and to call some one by name to sit by him ; and on these occasions he was RANK AND TALENT. 181 generally very talkative ; but if he were silently inclined, he would go creeping to the lower end of the table like a humble tolerated guest, and never speak but when spoken to; and that was not frequently when amongst those who were acquainted with his habits. The present was not the first time that he had so distin- guished Lady Woodstock; indeed, so frequently on other occasions, and at other tables, had he singled out this lady, that it is not to be wondered at that a rumour should have gone abroad of an intention on the old gentleman's part to make her ladyship an offer of his hand. To say the truth, even Philip himself began to have some apprehensions, and rather to increase in his polite attentions to Miss Sampson. " Now pray, madam," said Mr. Martindale, in a very loud voice, " how have you been amusing yourself this morning? I suppose you would have stayed within all the morning study^ ing architecture, if I had not mercifully driven you out to breathe a little wholesome air. You have not such fine air at Hollywick as we have 182 RANK AND TALENT. on the heath. You have been walking that way I presume." Lady Woodstock gently replied : ** Sir An- drew Featherstone was so polite as to accom- pany me and one of my daughters in a ramble on the heath." *' Sir Andrew was very polite, indeed," re- plied Mr. Martindale ; " and I have no doubt you had a most delightful walk. Sir Andrew made himself very agreeable, I hope ; he is a witty man. But how is it, my good lady, that you look so unusually grave ? Have you been laughing so heartily at Sir Andrew's wit, that you have no more smiles left for us ?" Her ladyship then explained, and said that she really did feel rather more serious than usual. She then related what she had seen and heard that morning. Mr. Martindale lis- tened with great attention to her narration, and as soon as it was concluded, he abruptly turned round and addressing himself to his relative exclaimed : " Philip, do you hear that ? The poor old man who brought the action against RANK AND TALENT. 188 you the other day is dead and buried. Lady Woodstock has been at his funeral this morn- ing ; and I think you should have been there too, if you had a spark of grace about you, young man." '' You astonish me, sir," replied Philip; " I had not heard that the poor man was ill." *' Ay, but you ought to have known it. Did not you tell me the other day that he was so terrified at the gipsey breaking into his dwelling and threatening his life, that he was quite speechless. You ought to have made inquiries about him. If the poor man did bring an ac- tion against you, you ought not to bear malice." The Hon. Philip Martindale was most deeply mortified at being thus lectured at his own table, and schooled in the presence and hearing of his guests. To be dependent is bad enough ; but to be thus publicly exposed as it were, is one of the severest parts of dependence. He had never felt any thing so mortifying while he was in chambers in the Temple ; and he could not help thinking that those former acquaint- ances towards whom he had carried himself 184 RANK AND TALENT. with proud and haughty reserve, would now look down on him with a much better grace than he could ever have looked contemptuously on them. The feeling of littleness is a very painful feeling, especially to one who has sacri- ficed his independence for the sake of the sem- blance of greatness. This was the case with, Philip Martindale, whose dependent condition was entirely on his part wilful and volun- tary. He had been cautioned by his most excellent mother, but he gave no heed to her admonitions. Lord and Lady Martindale felt on this occasion almost as much mortified as the young gentleman himself: indeed, there was at the table a general feeling of awkward- ness and constraint. Philip himself was so far moved, that though he trusted not himself to the language of resentment, he could not alto- gether suppress a look of indignation at being thus accused of bearing malice against a poor old man. After a little interval of embarrass- ment, he ventured to say something in vindi- cation of himself; but the very language and manner which he used, sufiiciently manifested RANK AND TALENT. 185 that he was fearful of offending the old gen- tleman, and left a very unpleasant impression on the mind of Lady Martindale. In the evening of that day, Lady Martindale took occasion to converse with her son on the subject of his dependent situation, and to urge upon him the propriety of renouncing a patron- age of such a mortifying nature. Her reason- ing was very good, and her arguments for the most part unanswerable. It was very true that no confidence could be placed in the whims and caprices of a wealthy old humorist. He might, notwithstanding his advanced years, take it into his mind to marry. He might find out some new favourite on whom he might bestow the greatest part of his property. He would in all human probability live many years ; and his capriciousness might, and most likely would, rather increase than diminish. Lady Martindale also reminded her son, that the allow- ance which he received from the old gentleman was barely sufficient to meet the increased ex- penses of so large an establishment ; so that although he had the honor of living in a splen- 186 RANK AND TALENT. did mansion, he was rather poorer than richer by the change. To all this not a word of ob- jection could be made ; but there was an argu- ment unnamed which had more weight with the young gentleman than all those which Lady Martindale had used. He was aware that he had so far anticipated that he must be indebted to other means than his own hereditary pro- perty, or the result of his own professional dili- gence, to get rid of the encumbrance. It was a truth, though a painful one, that he could never keep up his dignity but by continuing his dependence. His answers, therefore, to Lady Martindale's persuasions, were such as gave her no hopes of success. As for returning to his profession, his own pride forbade that, and his " dread of shame among the spirits be- neath." RANK AND TALENT. 187 CHAPTER XTI. •Whilst I remember Her and her virtues, I cannot forget My blemishes in them." Shakspeare. In pursuance of the promise made by old Mr. Martindale, Miss Isabella Featherstone, and others of the party who had no other amuse- ment in view, went the following morning to the cottage to look over the prints and draw- ings. The old gentleman had no light task to find and set in order his dispersed treasures : for his pictures were, as his books, in every part of the house, not even excepting the 188 RANK AND TALENT. kitchen. He had risen early in order to find them ; and it had been to him a task not without labour, though accompanied also with some powerful and interesting feelings. He had been looking back to past times and to years long gone by. He had been conversing with his former self, and had revived the forms of old acquaintances long since dead. He saw them again, and heard them again : their faces gleamed upon him through the lines of many an old engraving. He saw again, after dust had long covered, and darkness had long con- cealed them, drawings of many a palace in Rome, in Naples, in Venice, from the con- templation of which he had imbibed his love of architecture; and he began, as he looked back into the past, to entertain some feelings of regret. Almost every body looks back to the past with regret, especially old bachelors. By this employment the feelings of the old gen- tleman were greatly excited, and he began to be almost sentimental ; so that when his visitors arrived at his cottage, he received them, not as usual with the odd manners of a humorist, RANK AND TALENT. 189 but with a most courteous and old-fashiooed politeness. Isabella Featherstone observed his altered manner, and supposed that he was endeavouring to make amends for his abrupt and uncourteous manner of the preceding day. All the party, indeed, thought that a remarkable change had taken place in Mr. Martindale, but no one thought of attributing the change to any thing else than a little caprice. Isabella took great pains to show how ready she was to accept the practical apology, which she conceived was thus offered by the old gentleman. She talked therefore with more than her usual fluency, and exclaimed with more than usual rapture at every thing which could at all vindicate or allow of rapturous exclamation. The remains of an^ tiquity, the works of modern art, the heathen temple or Christian church, were ia their turns all complimented to the utmost of the young lady's power of eloquence. Unmeaning com- pliments are inexhaustible ; and well it is that they are so, or the great abundance and almost 190 RANK AND TALENT. infinite variety which was drawn forth from Mr. Martindale's portfolios would have puz- zled and perplexed the flatterer. To all this commendatory language the old gentleman was silent ; and the party, who could not but notice the fluency of Isabella's compliments, began to tremble for her, thinking that the old gentle- man was silently meditating some keen satirical retort ; the usual coin in which such geniuses as he repay the volubility of superabundant compliment. But their fears and apprehensions were unfounded. The young lady continued unexhausted and unreproved. To examine a very large collection of prints and drawings, especially when an interest is felt or aff*ected, occupies no inconsiderable por- tion of time. So the morning was rapidly passing away, and might have been entirely consumed by this amusement, had it not been for an interruption which put a stop to their employment. A servant announced that the Rev. Mr. Denver and another gentleman wished to RANK AND TALENT. 191 speak with Mr. Martindale on particular busi- ness. The old gentleman was not best pleased with the interruption. Impatiently asking the servant into which room he had introduced the gentlemen, he immediately followed the man out of the apartment ; and such was his haste, that he never thought to put out of his hand an engraving which he was just about to show to his party, but carried the print with him. Mr. Denver introduced to Mr. Martindale with great parade Colonel Rivolta, whom he described as having recently made his escape from the continent, where he was exposed to persecution, if not to death, on account of his political opinions. The reverend gentleman then proceeded to state, that the Colonel had previously to his own arrival in England sent over his wife and daughter, whom he had committed to the care of Richard Smith ; that with them he had also transmitted some pro- perty, which old Richard had invested for their use and benefit ; that unfortunately the very first night of the Colonel's arrival at Brigland, the cottage in which Richard Smith dwelt had 193 RANK AND TALENT. been entered by the gipsey, of whom mention has been already made ; that in consequence of that event the poor old man had been so seriously alarmed, that he had been totally unable to attend to any thing, and that he had died, leaving this poor foreigner in a strange land, not knowing how to proceed as to the recovery of his little property. Under these circumstances, Mr. Denver had taken the liberty of introducing the poor man to Mr. Martindale; knowing from the general bene- volence of his disposition, and from his ac- quaintance with practical affairs, that he would be best able to counsel and assist the foreigner in his present difficulties. This appeal to the vanity and virtues of the old gentleman compensated for the interruption which had taken him from his company. And, indeed, we must do Mr. Martindale the justice to acknowledge that there really was a consi- derable share of benevolent feeling in the con- stitution of his mind, though that benevolence was attended, as it not unfrequentiy happens, by a very competent share of conceit. He was RANK AND TALENT. 193 indeed very happy in performing acts of kind- ness, and also very happy in enjoying the repu- tation of those acts. This is a failing which moralists ought to treat with much gentleness and consideration ; for it does a great deal for those countless and useful institutions which are supported by voluntary contributions. For- getting then the company which he had left, the old gentleman began to enter very freely and fully into the concerns of the foreigner, and to offer his best services to assist him in his dif- ficulties. He soon found, however, upon in- quiry, that there was not really so much diffi- culty as Mr. Denver had imagined or repre- sented ; and he was not altogether displeased at the opportunity thus afforded to him of ridi- culing the clergyman for his ignorance of mat- ters of business. It is indeed a sad fact, that so many of this order are quite ignorant of the affairs of common life in those points where they might often be of essential service to their parishioners. One should imagine that some little knowledge of this kind might be advan- tageously acquired even by the sacrifice, were VOL. I. I 194 RANK AND TALENT. it necessary, of some of that energy and time devoted to dactyls and spondees, or to hares and partridges. But we must take the world as we find it, and be thankful that it is no worse. The information and direction which the stranger sought were soon communicated to him, and most thankfully received by him. He then was rising to take leave and repeat his grateful acknowledgments, when his eye was arrested by the print which Mr. Martindale held in his hand, and which he had unrolled while he was talking. As soon as the Colonel saw the picture, he recognised the scene which it represented, and uttered an ejaculation, indi- cative of surprise and pleasure. Mr. Martin- dale then, for the first time, observed the print, and noticed its subject : he also looked upon it with surprise, but not with pleasure ; and then he asked the stranger if that scene were fa- miliar to him. With very great emotion the Colonel replied : " That scene brings to my recollection the happiest day of my life." For a few seconds the party were totally si- RANK AND TALENT. 195 lent ; for the clergyman and the foreigner were struck dumb with astonishment at the altered looks of the old gentleman, and were surprised to see him crushing the picture in both his hands. He then, as if with an effort of great resolution, exclaimed : " And it brings to my recollection the most miserable day of my life." Mr. Denver was not used to emotions ; he w^as quite perplexed what to do, whether he should sympathise or retire. He very wisely and very calmly begged Mr. Martindale not to be agitated. That was a very rational request ; but, unfortunately, when persons are in a state of agitation, they are not in a condition to attend to rational requests. Colonel Rivolta was more accustomed to the sight and expression of strong emotions, and he did not make any rational re- quest ; but turning towards the old gentleman, with a look of kindness and sympathy, he said : •* Ah, sir ! I am sorry, very sorry, that I have caused you to think again of your miseries. But your lot is now in prosperity. Ah, sir ! we are all liable to calamity : it is sad to think of 196 RANK AND TALENT. the many pains of life ; but your sorrow, sir, is no doubt without reproach to yourself." The agitation of the old gentleman abated, and he replied : " I thank you for your kind- ness, sir, but my sorrow arises from self-re- proach. I have inflicted injuries which can never be redressed." He hesitated, as if wishing, but dreading to say more. Then changing the tone of his voice, as if he were about to speak on some totally different subject, he continued address- ing himself to Colonel Rivolta : *' I presume, sir, you are a native of Genoa, or you are very familiar with that city." ** I was born," replied the foreigner, " at Naples ; but very early in life I was removed to Genoa, that I might be engaged in merchandise ; for my patrimony was very small, and my rela- tions would have despised me, had! endeavoured by any occupation to. gain a livelihood in my native city." ** Then you were not originally destined for the army." " I was not ; but after I had been some few RANK AND TALENT. 197 years in Genoa, I began to grow weary of the pursuits of merchandise, and indeed to fee] some of that pride of which I had accused my relations, and I thought that I should be satisfied with very little if I might be free from the oc- cupation of the merchant ; and while I was so thinking, I met by chance an old acquaintance who persuaded me to undertake the profession of arms, to which I was indeed not re- luctant. And so I left my merchandise, and did not see Genoa again for nearly two years. It was then that I was so much interested in that scene which the picture portrays ; for in a very small house which is in the same street, and directly opposite to that palace, there lived an old woman, whose name was . . . ." The attention of the old gentleman had been powerfully arrested by the commencement of the Italian's narrative ; and he listened very calmly till the narrator arrived at the point when he was about to mention the name of the old woman who lived opposite to the palace in ques- tion : then was Mr. Martindale again excited, 198 RANK AND TALENT. and without waiting- for the conclusion of the sentence, interrupted it by exclaiming : " Ah ! what ! do you know that old woman ? Is she living? Where is she? — Stop — no — let me see — impossible ! — Why I must be nearly seventy — yes — Are you sure? Is not her name Bianchi?" To this hurried and confused mass of interro- gation, the Colonel replied that her name was Bianchi ; but that she had died nearly twenty years ago, at a very advanced age, being at the time of her death nearly ninety years of age. Hearing this, the old gentleman assumed a great calmness and composure of manner, though he trembled as if in an ague ; and turning to the astonished clergyman, who was pleasing himself with the anticipation of some catastrophe or anecdote which might form a fine subject for town-talk, he very deliberately said : ** Mr. Denver, I beg I may not intrude any longer on your valuable time. This gentleman, I find, can give me some account of an old ac- quaintance of mine. The inquiries may not be RANK AND TALENT. 199 interesting to you. Make my best compliments to Mrs. Denver." Mr. Denver was so much in the habit of being dismissed at short notice from his au- diences with Mr. Martindale, that he did not think any thing of this kind of language ; but he was sadly disappointed at being sent away just at the moment that some important dis- .covery seemed about to be made; for it was very obvious from the manner in which Mr. Martindale had interrogated the foreigner, and from the very great emotion which he had ma- nifested, that the old gentleman had something more to inquire about than merely an old ac- quaintance. Mr. Denver, indeed, had little doubt, whatever might be the object of the disclosure about to be made, that he should ultimately come into possession of a know- ledge of the fact ; but it was painful to be put off to a future period, it was a suffering to have his curiosity strongly excited and not imme- diately gratified. In order, however, to insure as early a relief as possible, he had no sooner taken his leave of Mr. Martindale, than he 200 RANK AND TALENT. dropped a hint to Colonel Rivolta, that he should be happy to see him again at the par- sonage as soon as possible. When this good man was withdrawn, Mr. Martindale requested the stranger to be seated ; and unmindful of the guests whom he had left to amuse themselves and each other, he commenced very deliberately to examine the foreigner concerning those matters which had so strongly excited his feelings. '' You tell me," said Mr. Martindale, ''that the old woman Bianchi has been dead nearly twenty years. Now, my good friend, can you inform me how long you were acquainted with this old woman before her death." ** I knew her," replied the Colonel, ** only for about four years before she died." *' And had you much intimacy with her, so as to hear her talk about former days." " Very often, indeed," replied the foreigner, " did she talk about the past ; for as her age was very great, and her memory was very good, it was great interest to hear her tell of ancient things ; and she was a woman of most excellent RANK AND TALENT. 201 understanding, and very benevolent in her dis- position. Indeed, I can say that I loved the old woman much, very much indeed. I was sorry at her death." " But tell me," said Mr. Martindale im- patiently, '* did 5^ou ever hear her say any thing of an infant — an orphan that was committed to her care nearly forty years ago ?" At this question, the eyes of the stranger brightened, and his face was overspread v/ith a smile of delight, when he replied : " Oh yes, much indeed, much indeed ! that orphan is my wife." This rapidity of explanation was almost too much for the old gentleman's feelings. His limbs had been trembling with the agitation arising from thus reverting to days and events long passed ; and he had entertained some hope from the language of the foreigner, that he might gain some intelligence concerning one that had been forgotten, but whose image was again revived in his memory. He had thought but lightly in the days of his youth of that which he then called folly, but more seriously 202 RANK AND TALENT. in the days of his age of that same conduct which then he called vice. It would have been happiness to his soul, could an opportunity have been afforded him of making something like amends to the representatives of the injured, even though the injured had been long asleep in the grave. When all at once, therefore, the intelligence burst upon him, that one was living in whom he possessed an interest, and over whose destiny he should have watched, but whom he had neglected and forgotten, he felt his soul melt within him ; and well it was for him that he found relief in tears. Surprised beyond measure was Colonel Rivolta, when be observed the effect produced on Mr. Mar- tindale, and heard the old gentleman say with trembling voice: ** And that orphan, sir, is my daughter." He paused for a minute or two, and his companion was too much astonished and interested to in- terrupt him : recovering himself, he continued : *' For many years after that child was born, I had not the means of making any other pro- vision for it than placing it under the care of RANK AND TALENT. 203 the old woman of whom we have been speaking. I gave her such compensation as my circum- stances then allowed ; and as the mother of the child died soon after the birth of the infant, I thought myself freed from all farther responsi* bility when I had made provision for the infanto I endeavoured, indeed, to forget the event alto- gether ; and as I wished to form a respectable connexion in marriage, I took especial care to conceal this transgression. However, various circumstances prevented me from time to time from entering into the married state ; and having within the last twelve years come into the pos- session of larger property than I had ever an- ticipated, it occurred to me that there should be living at Genoa a child of mine, then in- deed long past childhood. I wrote to Genoa, and had no answer ; T went to Genoa, and could find no trace either of my child or of the old woman to whose care I had entrusted her ; and I was grieved not so much for the loss of my child, as for the lack of an opportunity of making some amends for my crime. I am de- 204 RANK AND TALENT. lighted to hear that she lives. To-morrow I will see her." Colouel Rivolta scarcely believed his senses. He was indeed very sure that the person whom he had married was described as an orphan of English parents, and he had no reason to ima- gine that Mr. Martindale was attempting to deceive him. It was, indeed, a great discovery to him that he had married the daughter of an English gentleman of great fortune; and perhaps under all circumstances the foreigner was most delighted of the two at the disco- very : for thereby he had insured to himself a friend and protector when he most needed one; and he was happy at the thought that his own child would thus have a powerful friend, and be preserved from the dangers and snares with which he might think that she would be otherwise sur- rounded; and with whatever sentiments Mr. Martindale might regard the discovery of his daughter, it may be easily imagined that Colonel Rivolta's child, over whom he had constantly watched with the utmost care and anxiety, was RANK AND TALENT. 205 far more affectionately interesting to him than was the daughter of Mr. Martindale to her parent, who had never seen her since her infancy, and who had never paid her any attention, but had almost endeavoured to forget her. It ap- peared indeed very singular to the Colonel, that Mr. Martindale should so patiently wait till the following day before he would see his newly- discovered daughter. But the old gentleman was a great oddity, and a most unaccountable being; and so any one would have thought who had seen him after this interview with the foreigner calmly return to his company, and amuse himself with looking over his portfolios of pictures. So however he did ; and when this agitation was over, he was more cheerful than before, and quite as full as ever of whims and humours. 206 BANK AND TALENT. CHAPTER XIII, •' reason, my son, Should choose himself a wife ; but as good reason, - The father (all whose joy is nothing else But fair posterity) should hold some counsel In such business." Shakspeare. The interview between Mr. Martindale and his newly-discovered daughter took place ac* cording to his own arrangement on the following day. Inquiries were abutidantly made, and explanations entered into, by which the identity of the parties was ascertained. There was, however, little or nothing of that outrageous and passionate exhibition which is so frequently RANK AND TALENT. 207 represented as attendirg such discoveries. Mr Martindale himself had given way to strong emotions on the preceding day, the ground of which emotions was rather remorse than affec- tion: not that he was incapable of affection, or insensible to its claims ; but age makes a differ- ence in the mode of expressing affection ; and the old gentleman had never been in the way of that habitual intercourse which gives to senti- ments of love their strength and feeling. Mo- thers who have watched over the dawnings of an infant mind, and assisted in the development of the growing powers and expanding affections of their offspring, can and do remember through a long long life, and after a very long sepa- ration and absence, the endearing and delightful thoughts and feelings which occupied their souls when attending their infant charge, and they cannot see without strong emotion those fea- tures ripened into maturity in which they had taken delight in infancy ; and even fathers who have watched a mother's care, and participated in a mother's interests, do, after many years, ay, even through life, retain the sentiments of 208 RANK AND TALENT. love and deep affection which an infant interest has excited ; but that pure pleasure belongs not to him who has never taken a pure paternal in- terest in his own offspring. Let this or any other theory which the reader's better judgment may suggest, account for the fact that the meet- ing between Mr. Martindale and his daughter was not productive of any thing like a scene. This, however, is true, that the old gentleman was very much pleased, both with his daughter and grand-daughter. With the latter, our read- ers are already acquainted. As we have introduced Signora Rivolta to her father, it may not be amiss to introduce her also to our readers. Comparatively little interest can be felt in the personal description of a lady who has passed the season of youth ; but there are some women who have ceased to be young, without ceasing to be personally interesting". Of this number was Signora Rivolta. Her style and manner was such as to inspire respect. There was about her a certain graceful and becoming stateliness which only one of her cast of fea- RANK AND TALENT. 209 tures and mould of figure could with propriety assume. Her hair and eyes were dark; her face oval ; her eyebrows finely arched ; her look rather downcast. To speak classically, or hea- thenishly, there was in her more of Minerva than of Venus ; and more of Juno than of either. Her voice was exquisitely sweet; its tones were full, and its modulation graceful. Hers was the voice which Horatio Mark ham heard when he stood with old Mr. Martindale near the door of old Richard Smith's cottage ; and it was her hand which touched the lute that accompanied her voice ; and hers was the ivory crucifix which the young barrister care- lessly threw down, and which the young woman so hastily picked up. At the discovery of his daughter, and her interesting appearance, Mr. Martindale was much pleased ; and though no dramatic raptures marked their first interview, the old gentleman was relieved from a painful mental burden which weighed heavily on his spirits, and which, while it sometimes rendered him morose, some- 210 RANK AND TALENT. times goaded him also to the opposite extreme of false levity and an artificial humour. It was this circumstance, to which might be attributed those eccentricities of manner, which led some observers to imagine that the old gentleman was not sound in his intellects. Still, however, the essential oddity of his character was not to be removed by any changes ; and a very curious manifestation of that oddity he gave at this interview with his daughter and grand-daughter, when he abruptly asked the former if she had been brought up in the religion of the Roman Catholic church ; to this question, she replied in the affirmative. Thereupon the old gentleman was disturbed, and he said ; "And is your daughter also educated in the same persuasion V " She is," replied Signora Rivolta; "for in what other religion could or ought she to be educated ? From the professors of that religion I received my first impulses to devotion, and from their kindness I experienced protection, RANK AND TALENT. 211 and from their good counsel I had guidance. I love that religion." " Well, well," observed Mr. Martindale, *' that is all very natural, to be sure — I can say nothing against that ; but it is a pity that, now you are likely to remain in England, you should not become a Protestant. I have no objection to your religion, only there is so much bigotry about it." " We think it important truth, and we can- not be indifferent to it ; and we are desirous of bringing all to the knowledge of the truth, that all may be saved." "Ay, ay, that is my objection to your reli- gion ; you think that nobody can be saved but those who adopt your opinions — now I call that bigotry." •* Then, sir, I fear that your church lies under the same reproach, for many of its formularies seem to indicate the same view of salvation." "Yes, yes, there may be some such language in the prayer-book and articles, but they were drawn up in times when men were not so enlightened as they are now ; and it does not 212 RANK AND TALENT. follow that all Protestants should exactly follow every minute shade of opinion or doctrine there laid down." Some men have been so ungallant as to say that they would never condescend to reason with a woman: if Mr. Martindale had made the same determination, it would have saved him some trouble ; for in this conversation, which was extended to a much greater length than we are desirous of pursuing it, Mr. Mar- tindale had much the worst of the argument, though not the worst side of the question. His misfortune was, that he was totally ignorant of the nature of the Roman Catholic religion, and very little better informed concerning that faith which he himself professed. Tt is a practice too common to be greatly reprobated, for persons to argue with great earnestness and fluency on those subjects of which they are almost totally ignorant. But, on the other hand, if persons would never begin or per- tinaciously continue an argument till they had made themselves fully acquainted with the subject, then there would be a great lack of RANK AND TALENT. 213 discussion, and the publication of controversial treatises would greatly fall off ; and there would perhaps be a mighty deficiency in the article of zeal. But it is needless to anticipate ills which may never befall us; and we may venture to bid defiance to the genius of pantology, however loudly it may threaten to illuminate every mind. Having stated that Mr. Martindale had the happiness of discovering his daughter, it will be superfluous to say that he forthwith made pre- paration for her establishment in the possession of such means as might place her in a style of life more suitable to her condition than a little lone cottage. But there was a change very naturally, though very quietly, taking place in the old gentleman's mind and in his feelings to- wards the Hon. Philip Martindale. He could not now think of making this gentleman his heir. In Signora Rivolta there was evidently a prior claim. As yet, however, the young gentleman at the Abbey was ignorant of the new discovery ; and what is more, he was not even aware of the existence of any such person as 214 RANK AND TALENT. Signora Rivolta ; nor did he suspect that any such discovery was within the compass of pro- bability. By what the Rev. Mr. Denver had heard, and by what the wife of that said gentleman had told to Mrs. Price and Mrs. Flint, and by what Mrs. Denver and Mrs, Price and Mrs. Flint had told to every body within the reach of their knowledge, the whole town of Brigland was full of confused rumours and reports of some great calamity having befallen Mr. John Mar- tindale. Some said that he had lost all his pro- perty ; some said that he had only lost half; some had it that old Richard Smith, who had lately died, had been discovered to be Mr. Martin- dale's elder brother, and that all his immense property must descend to the young woman his niece. The reports at last found their way to the housekeeper's room at the Abbey ; and the trusty Oliver trembled when he was very credi- bly and circumstantially informed that, inconse- quence of the death of old Richard Smith, some papers or parchments, or some something, had been discovered, by which it appeared that old RANK AND TALENT. 215 Mr. Martindale had no right to the large pro- perty which he had so long possessed. It is the peculiar privilege of rogues always to fear the worst in doubtful matters. This privilege Oli- ver now abundantly enjoyed. Not wishing to keep all his news to himself, he took the first opportunity of speaking to his master ; and in order to break the matter gently to him, and not all at once to overwhelm him with the fatal intelligence, he began by asking : ** Have you heard any bad news lately, sir r " Bad news," hastily asked Mr. Philip, '* no; what do you mean ? — what kind of bad news ? Do you allude to the report that the old gentleman is going to be married to Lady Woodstock ?" " Oh dear no, sir; it is a great deal worse than that: but I hope it is not true ; yet I am sure I had it from very good authority, and it is not likely such a thing should be invented." *' Well, well, don't stand prating and prosing, but tell me at once what it is." The trusty Oliver shook his head and sighed. 216 RANK AND TALENT. ''It is nothing more nor less, sir, than that some deeds have been discovered at old Richard Smith's cottage since the poor man's death, by which it appears that Mr. Martin- dale has no right to the property he now possesses." " Nonsense," replied the Hon. Philip Mar- tindale, '* who told you that fool's tale? Do you think that I should not have heard of it, if such had been the fact ?" o o ;-. O bX) .£ -5 oJ CO O -^ OJ biO o p :^ o a; CO a; u Oh O CO '^ O XJ u biO G G G CO G OJ a o