in 1 . r ^HRil Lg 'i 4 >> ■h 0M 'I mimm 9- > \o- GOOD FOR NOTHING; ALL DOWN HILL. BY G. J. WHYTE MELYILLE, AUTHOE OF 'DIGBY GEAND,' THE ' INTEEPEETEE, *HOLMBY HOUSE,' ETC. IN TWO VOLUMES. VOL. I. ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN ' FBASEWS MAGAZINE: LONDON: PAEKER, SON, AND BOURN, WEST STRAND. 1861. lT}ie Author reserves the right of translation.'] ^^3 W6<^'vo CONTENTS THE FIRST VOLUME. CHAP. PAOB I. * GILDED wires' I II. I REMEMBER i6 III. ^ EARLY frosts' 27 IV. ^THE BEES AND THE DRONES ' . . . 41 V. *ada' 55 VI. THE ADVENTURER . 67 VII. ^GANZ ALLEIN' .... 77 VIII. MISGIVINGS 87 r, IX. JOHN GORDON .... 107 -^ X. BELLA JONES -^ XI. 'alarms — A skirmish' 118 130 2 XII. 'DINNER IS ON THE TABLE !' . 141 . XIII. DIPLOMACY 157 XIV. PELIDES 166 XV. ' AT-HOME ' . 184 XVI. *A HITCH IN THE REEL' . • 194 ,^XVII. 'AY DE Ml!' . 206 > XVIII. ' BON voyage' .... . 218 i" XIX. 'why do you go to the opera?' ^ XX. THE FALSE GOD .... . 227 . 238 ^ XXI. A BOLD FRONT .... . 252 XXII. 'keeping afloat' .... . 262 V XXIII. 'sink OR swim' .... ^ ^ XXIV. TOM TIDLER'S GROUND . 274 . 281 o XXV. 'a new leaf' 292 Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2010 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://www.archive.org/details/goodfornothingor01whyt GOOD FOR NOTHING; ALL DOWN HILL. PART I. Fair laughs the morn, and soft the zephyr blows, While proudly gliding, o'er the azure realm In gilded trim the gallant vessel goes, Youth at the prow, and Pleasure at the helm, Eegardless of the sweeping whirlwind's sway, That hushed in grim repose, expects his evening prey. CHAPTER I. ' GILDED WIRES.' HAT ' fine feathers make fine birds ' is so self-evident an adage as to admit of no dispute by the most argumentative of cavil- lers; but that fine feathers make Ji'qij^y birds is a different story altogether, and one which will bear a considerable amount of discussion ^;ro and con. VOL. I. B A GOOD FOR NOTHING. Up two pair of stairs in yonder large London house, poised over a box of fragrant mignionette, and com- manding the comparatively extensive view of the square gardens, hangs a shining gilt bird-cage, with bath and sanded floor complete ; perches for exercise, trays for hempseed and other delicacies, a. graceful festooning of groundsel, and a liunp of white sugar between the bars. Prison, forsooth ! it's a palace ; and would its inmate, that bright yellow canary-bird, sing so loudly, thmk you, if she wasn't happy? Don't we know that the bravest voice and the noisiest lauD;h are unerrino^ indi- cators of hearts-ease and content ? At least the world is well satisfied to take them as such ; and surely plenty of bu'd-seed, and sand, and groundsel, and white sugar, are an equivalent for that imaginary blessing which men term liberty. 'Tis a sad heart that sighs for the ' wings of a dove ; ' the canary don't want any wings, she has no use even for her own glossy yellow pair; and for liberty, why she wouldn't know what to do with it if she had it. 'Tis only on a day like this, when the May sunshme bursts forth into somewhat of summer warmth, when the tender green leaves, as yet unsmirched by London smoke, quiver in the breath of spring, and the fleecy clouds dance against the blue sky even over Belgrave-square, that the cage looks a little narrow and confined, that the vagrant life of yonder dirty sparrow appears somewhat enviable. It must be joyful to be free to perch on the area-railings, or to sip from the muddy kennel, and twitter away at will over chimney and house-top, into the fragrant hedgerows and sunny fields of the pleasant country. But then he is but a common sparrow, after all, and she is a delicate 'GILDED WIRES.' 6 canary — noblesse oblige indeed in many more ways than one. What thinks her high-bom mistress, the Lady Ger- trude, an earl's sister and a sovereign's god-child? With the wholesome fear of Burke and Debrett before my eyes, I suppress the proper name of the noble maiden. Shall I involve myself in an action for libel at the suit of a distinguished family ? Shall I pander to the morbid taste of that numerous and respectable class who make it their especial study to identify the persons of the aristocracy and chronicle their deeds ? Vade retro — be it far from me I The titled daughters of England are classed and ticketed in certain cata- logues published by authority, with mercantile fidelity. With the same accuracy that is at once his pride and his profession, in measuring her off a thousand yards of tulle for the trimming of her ball-dress, can John Ell- worthy, the mercer, calculate to a day the age of Lady Hildegonda Vavasour. Her ladyship is debarred by the remnants of feudalism from the very bii'thright of lowlier women, never to exceed seven-and-twenty. Like those high-bred Arab steeds which the children of the desert offer for pmx-hase to the Feringhee, there can be no concealment of her age or her performances ; and she is sold, so to speak, with her pedigree about her neck. Be gentle with her in her new capacity ; like all thorough-bred animals she is stanch and resolute for good and for evil. Lady Gertrude is alone in the privacy of her own chamber. Bed-room, dressing-room, boudoir, sanctuaiy, it combines something of all of these. Her midnight slumbers and her morning dreams take place in a deep B 2 4 GOOD FOR NOTHING. and distant recess, containing a charming little French bed, like a toy, draped with a rosy fabric of muslin, corresponding in colour and texture with the toilet-cover and the pincushion. Her prayer-book of pui'ple velvet, crossed and clasped, and bound and bedizened with gold, lies within easy reach of the lace-edged pillows, and where male imbecihty would look instinctively for a boot-jack, a pair of sweet little slippers, fawn-colom-ed, with bronze tips and beaded embroidery, turn their toes to each other in confiding simplicity. A pianoforte occupies the corresponding recess at the other side of the doorway. A piece of music lies open on its stand ; it is an oratorio of Handel's, a deep, solemn, and sug- gestive strain, such as to sit and hear with half-shut eyes from which the tears are not far distant, calls up a vision of the shadowy Futm^e and the mournful Past, of the bruised reed and the aching heart, of hopes and fears, and bitter sorrow, and humble resignation, and the white-robed angels leading the poor penitent home. She is not all frivolous, you see, my Lady Gertrude, though the canterbury by the side of the instrument contains the Ratcatcher's Waltz and the ' Pray don't' Polka, and other refined and popular music of the modern school. Her book-shelves, too, bear a strange mixtm^e of literature, light and heavy, ancient and modern. No Byron, no Tommy Moore. A quarto Milton, we dare not say thumbed, but worn and frayed by the taper white fingers, and holding even now between the pages of Satan's rebellious peroration a single thread of 'hair, denoting that while Justine dresses the silken locks, 'GILDED WIRES.' O Lady Gertrude is no less busy than her handmaid with the inner culture of that haughty little head. A volu- minous Shakspeare with notes, a translation of He- rodotus, Swedenborg's Transcendental Lucubrations; Euclid, which she cannot understand, but perseveres at from sheer obstinacy, even to the hopeless and utterly futile task of learning him by heart ; Schiller in the original, whom she don't much care about ; Tennyson's Maude, that she would never confess she cries over like a child; sundry excellent works of reference on Chemistry, Optics, Geology, and other sciences; two or three odd volumes of Sermons, new and stiff in the binding, as if but rarely consulted ; and a French novel, doubtless contraband, and having no business there. By the way, what is the intrinsic merit of this species of literature ? Why is it gradually becoming so popu- lar in England ? Is it that the less scrupulous French- man hesitates not to paint phases of life which British conventionality affects to ignore, the while they move the mainsprings of every-day society ? or is it that he has a happy knack of describing gracefully the mere trifles we all know so well, and imparting an additional charm to the interest every reader feels in matters with which he is himself familiar, as we see a farce run night after night, wherein a man eats a real mutton-chop on the stage, or goes to bed bodily then and there in full sight of the audience ? Whatever may be the attrac- tion, there is no doubt that these works are day by day more generally read, notwithstanding their questionable taste, their doubtful morality, and unblushing disqui- sitions on sentiments which at least we don't ivrite about on this side the Channel. Perhaps there may be some- 6 GOOD FOR NOTHING. thing in tlie language, after all, and we may opine with Biddy Fudge that, Though the words on good manners intrench, I assure you 'tis not half so shocking in French. One or two exquisite casts of children are placed too here and there on brackets in the comers of the room; and a sufficiently faithful copy of Frances- chini's ' Sleeping St. John' overhangs the chimney- piece. Lady G. is not above the mania for little naked boys, so prevalent during the present era that they may be purchased in any of the bazaars at a shilling a dozen, and indeed the Holy Infant in his slumbers is a gem that I have seen but rarely equalled in real life. So she prizes it accordingly, and suffers no other painting to lodge permanently in her cham- ber save one, and that is a mere colom-ed photograph, set in a costly framework of velvet and gold, placed in a favourable light on her own especial writing-table (littered as a lady's writing-table invariably is with every sort of knick-knack, and destitute of that free- dom and elbow-room so indispensable to the efforts of masculine penmanship) ; this additional ornament is but a pleasing representation of a well-looking and well-dressed young gentleman, very like the other ninety-and-nine out of any hundred of well-dressed young gentlemen who pass their time in going to and fro in St. James'-street as Satan does upon earth, and walking up and down in it. He is good to look at, too, with his dark silken hair, his soft eyes with their long lashes, and rich brown whiskers curling round a pair of smilmg lips, and a little dimple chin such as * GILDED WIRES.' i ought to have belonged to a woman ; this countenance sui-mounting nevertheless a large, well-developed frame, indubitably characteristic of a man's organization and a man's physical courage and vigour. Lady Gertrude wipes the miniatui'e half tenderly, half triumphantly, with her delicate handkerchief; then she smiles, such a saucy mischievous smile as dimples a child's face when it has ousted a playmate at ' puss-in-the-comer.' Lastly she walks up to the full-lencrth miiTor which has reflected her {graceful person so often and in so many becoming costumes — ^ball-dress, comt-dress, riding-habit, and peignoir — the woman's true friend and constant counsellor; the adroit flatterer in sunshine, the sympathizing consoler in storms, the depositary of how many a secret tri- umph and buoyant aspiration, and how many a galling disappointment and weary, hopeless sigh. Carefully, and inch by inch as it were, she scans what she sees there, but the expression in her lady- ship's face is scarcely tiiat of self-satisfied female vanity. There is a look of mingled confidence and inquii-y, more akin to Lord Martingale's calculating glance as he eyes the favourite for the Derby, bred by himself, and trained in his own stable, stripped and moimted for the race ; or Herr ^lerlin's sweeping review of his magic rings, his all productive hat, and the other accessories with which he efiects his incredi- ble feats of legerdemain. The reflection is that of a striking girl enough. A tall, graceful form, too slight, it may be, to fulfil the rigorous standard of womanly beauty, but rounded and symmetrical as a nymph's, with the same length 8 GOOD FOR NOTHING. of limb and airiness of gesture wliicli painters have combined to confer on those mythological coquettes. The hands and feet are perfect, long, slender, and flexible, they assimilate well with the undulating lines of her patrician figui^e, and the stately pose of her proud head. Dark masses of hair, that look black against the pm-e white skin, are gathered into a twisted knot behind the skull, pulled away somewhat too boldly from the temples, and disclosing the fault- less outline of the cheek and the perfect little tho- rough-bred ear. Nor is Lady Gertrude's face out of character with the rest of her person. The forehead, though low, has width and capacity; bright hazel eyes sparkle with vivacity and a considerable touch of satirical humour, while the defect of too wide a mouth is redeemed by the whitest of teeth, and when occasion offers, the merriest of smiles. Though a critic might pronounce her featm-es too sharp and bird-like, though m her light primrose morning di^ess she has a certain resemblance to her own canary, the general effect of her face denotes considerable intel- lect, no slight leaven of caprice, above all, great per- sistence and force of will. The young lady tui'ns at length from the perusal of her own features, and moves towai'ds the window, where hang the cage and the canary. The bird knows her mistress, and chhps and flutters in her prison, and beats her breast agamst the bars. The sunshine pours in floods into the room, and a fragrant breeze from Sm'rey scatters a huncbed blossoms from the square gardens over a dingy coal (h'ay and ' the boy with the beer,' and an astonished figm^e — a foot- * GILDED WIEES.' 9 man — emerging in his magnificence from the area with a note. How sweet the mignionette smells, and how that silly bird is fighting with the cage ! For the second time within the last five minutes, her mistress experiences a morbid desire to unhook the door and let the captive go free. ' But then,' she reflects, ' poor thing, you are not used to liberty, and you would die. A prisoner you were bred, and a prisoner you must remain.' A cloud comes over Lady Gertrude's face as she turns with a listless air from the open window and the mellow sunshine, and sits her down in her own arm-chair to thmk. Now, in order to follow the thread of Lady Ger- trude's ruminations, it is indispensable to put the clock back to the hour of noon; as it is already nearly luncheon time, a meal which everybody knows would interfere with the servants' dinner if it took place be- fore two P.M. At noon, then. Lady Gertrude emerged from the door of No. oo, Belgrave-square, in the primrose-coloured dress already hinted at, and such a bonnet as Paris only can produce, to cross the well- watered road with decorous speed, and let herself into the gardens with her o^vn pass-key. It being freely admitted by the logical verdict of English society, that in these chaste groves Dian herself might perambulate without a chaperone. The canary, had she been on the watch, might then have observed her mistress pacing the gravel-walk to and fro with something of quarter-deck impatience and energy. In truth, there is nothing provokes a woman so much as to be kept waitmg, and this is the more unjustifiable when we 10 GOOD FOR NOTHING. consider that it is a penance she takes much pleasure in exacting from the opposite sex. The sixth turn, however, and such a clench of the slender hand and stamp of the slender foot as con- stitute what our American friends term a ' caution,' brought her once more to the entrance-gate, where a good-looking face, framed in a pair of brown whiskers, and surmounted by a white hat, being indeed no other than the original of the photograph up-stairs, was seen imploring admittance, with a comical expression of half penitence, half amusement depicted on its comely Imeaments. Lady Gertrude's wrath seemed to evaporate as she turned the key for ingress of the new arrival, but it was with a backward toss of the head, and in a sharper tone of voice than ordinary, that she met him with a reproach rather than a greeting. ' How very unpunctual you are, Gilbert. I told you half-past eleven on purpose that you mightn't keep me waitmg.' ' So you would have given me the forty minutes of anxiety and agitation instead,' replied the gentleman, with a pleasant laugh ; ^ and you know that every minute I wait for you seems an age. Oh ! Gertrude, what a bully you are ! ' She was the least bit of a tyrant, if the truth must be told, and to-day she was in one of her most im- perious moods, so she threw her head up once more as she resumed, 'I tell you honestly, I'm going to quarrel with you, Gilbert. It has been brewing for a week, and I mean reaUy to have it out at last. Tbere ! of course you 'GILDED WIRES.' 11 begin to smoke, though you know I hate it ; but I suppose it's no use my forbidding you to do anything. I wonder which of them worked you that tawdiy cigar- case. Bought it at the Baker-street Bazaar? oh, I dare say ! Well, what have you got to say in your defence ? Come, now, begin.' The owner of the white hat put a pair of lavender- kidded hands together in an attitude of supplication, and without removing his cigar from his lips, mumbled out the very apposite question — ' What have I done ? ' 'It's not what you've done,' she replied, 'and I can't help laughing at you, though I am so provoked. Prmj don't be so absui'd, with all those nui'ses and children looking at us ! It's not what you have done^ but what you've left undone. Pray, since when have gentlemen considered it honourable to break their word to a lady because she's a cousin ? Where were you last Thursday when you ought to have met us at Sydenham ? and even Aunt Olivia said it was just like you to forget all about it ! ' ' I am always sure of my mother's good word,' re- plied the gentleman, somewhat bitterly ; ' but last Thursday was the day of the pigeon match.' ' Pigeon match ! ' echoed his cousin, with the colour mounting rapidly ; ' that won't do. Why, the " ties," as you call them, were shot off before two o'clock. I know it, because I asked Charley Wing the same night, at Ormolu House. By the way, he dances as well again as he did last year ; besides, the pigeon match didn't prevent people going to see those hideous rhodo- dendrons, and as jMrs. Montpellicr's yellow barouche 12 GOOD FOR NOTHING. was there from three till five, I suppose she gave you a lift back into London.' ' You wouldn't have wished me to walk,' said the unabashed culprit, holding up at the same time a thin and remarkably neat boot, on which it is needless to say he prided himself not a little. ' "V'NTiat I wish seems to be a matter of the greatest indifference,' was the reply. ' But, indeed, Gilbert, there is nobody to scold you but me ; at least, you say yourself you never pay attention to any one else, and you know, after all, I'm a very near relation, and — and — like a sister, in short, and I own I ivas hurt that you never came near us all last week, and you didn't go to Lady Broadway's, though I sent your invitation myself. Such a stupid ball, Gilbert ; and Aunt Olivia, though she says nothing, I can see she don't like it. It's not so much for my own sake I mind it, as for hers ; and then, you are doing yourself incalculable harm. Is it true you lost so much money on that childish match of Count Carambole's ? ' 'A hatfull,' answered the defendant, at the same time taking his own off, and looking roguishly into the crown with provoking good humour. ' What a life ! ' proceeded Lady Gertrude, waxing visibly impatient. ' What a waste of time, and posi- tion, and talent ; for you have talent, you know, Gil- bert, if you choose to exert it ; and all for what ? To play billiards night after night at Pratt's, and yawn through the day between the bay window at lATiite's and the end of the ride in the park ; you who might do anything.' *Very good of you to say so, dear,' di'awled her 'GILDED WIEES.' 13 cousin. * I'm not bad at caricatiu^es, I know, and I think with a fortnight's practice, I could do the " pea- and-thimble " well enough to earn a livelihood during the racing season — ^but as for high art, and science, and " a career," and that sort of thing, why it's not exactly in my line.' She looked at him for a minute or two in silence. Something almost of contempt curled her lip, while she checked the words that came uppermost, but her eye softened as it rested on his comely, good-humoured face, with its habitual expression of lazy contentment, and she put her arm within his and pressed it kindly as she asked his pardon for so lecturing him and taking him to task. ' But you know, Gilbert,' she said, ' Aunt Olivia never scolds you, and so if I didn't nobody would take any pains with you, and what would become of you then? I don't believe you really care for any one mortal thing in the world, and more than that, Gilbert, I don't believe you are really happy — there !' She had broke through the crust at last, for this was a home thrust. He had been thinking so himself of late more than once ; had been startled to learn that the wine-cup of youth could taste so flat sometimes, as if filled from a bad bottle ; and the gai'lands, though fresh and rosy still, were not always radiant with the dew of the morning. ' Happy,' he repeated, musingly ; ' why should I be happy ? After all, I am pretty well alone in the world, Gertrude. I don't believe any one in London cares two straws about me but you. I have no home ; certainly not there,^ he added, nodding towards the 14 GOOD FOR NOTHING. house whereat hung the cage and the canary, and to which it was ah'eady time for his cousin to return. ' But I live as ninety-nine out of every hundred do ; I take the rough with the smooth ; and I suppose, after all, I am as well off as my neighbours ; at least, I don't know any I should like to change places with. Certainly none that own such a pretty cousin with such a pretty bonnet. Time to go in, is it ? Well, good bye, Gertrude, dear ; I'm always the better for a scold- ing from you, and I'll do anything you like this after- noon, only let me out of the square first ; if I don't go away, you know, I can't come back again.' So the white hat was presently vacillating up the shady side of Grosvenor-place, and Lady Gertrude havino: taken off her bonnet, which it now struck her was indeed a very pretty one, sate her down, as we have ah-eady stated, in her own arm-chair, to recapitu- late and think over the events of the morning. The result of her cogitations was in one respect at least decisive. She went to her writing-table, and selecting a pen with great care proceeded to write a note, which she folded and sealed with accurate nicety. We must do women the justice to allow that their missives, however involved in sense and grammar, are at least fairly and decently worked out as regards caligraphy ; and that they do not seem to consider the legacy of Cadmus simply as a means of puzzling their hapless correspondents. This done, she looked once more at the colom-ed photograph, once more at the winsome Lady Gertrude over yonder in the looking-glass ; then she walked restlessly to the window, and looked forth into the 'GILDED WIRES.' 15 square gardens she had so recently quitted, and drew a long breath as of one who has at last solved a diffi- culty, the while she murmured in an audible whisper — ' It will be far better for us both ; I shall marry my cousin Gilbert ! ' And the canary struggled to get out of her cage, and fought, and fluttered, and beat her breast against the bars. CHAPTER 11. I REMEMBER. HE cads at Tattersall's Yard knew Gilbert Orme as well as the Wellington Statue. The fast young gentlemen who frequent that equine resort, had each and all a greet- ing and a pleasant word or two for avowedly ' about the nicest fellow in England.' Half-a-dozen seasons in London, autumns at Cowes, and winters in the grass countries, had thoroughly identified him with that ab- normal portion of the human race which calls itself the world ; and with good health, good spmts, good looks, and a good income, few went the pace so easily and gracefully as gentle Gilbert Orme. A long minority had put him in possession of a large sum of ready money, so that the gloss of youth was untarnished by the many annoyances and anxieties which lay upon none so heavily as those who cannot afford to live in society, and cannot bear to live out of it. 'How I should hate to be a poor man ! ' was Gilbert's oft-quoted exclamation, when he overheard young Brozier lament- ing his inability to keep a certain high-stepping cab horse, which was the only claim to distinction advanced by that uninteresting youth, and the sentiment counted for a joke at the clubs. Many of the members knew I ROIEMBER. 17 its import too well by bitter experience, for, alas, several of those magnificoes whom we are so often called upon to admire as they pace the Ride in equestrian splendour, or traverse Pall Mall in gorgeous apparel, have secret debts and difficulties far more enthralling than those of Mr. Plausible, the coachmaker, whose schedule bears him triumphantly through the Insolvent Court ; and ends that won't stretch to come within half-a-yard as near meeting as those of John Stokes the bricklayer. Var- nished boots are beautiful objects to look at, but a thick sole with ease is more comfortable for walking, and no man knows where the shoe pinches so well as he who wears it. I often think that the life of a ' young man about London ' has in nine cases out of ten something of the excitement and adventure of a brigand's or a buccaneer's. The moral piracy that would fain board every prize and haul do^ni every flag ; the unceasing endeavour to sail nearer the wind than the adversary, and take every ad- vantage, fair and unfair, of the chase ; the cutting-out expeditions, the unacknowledged repulses, the boasted triumphs, the strange freemasonry that exists between reckless men ; above all, the uncertainty of the career, and the consciousness that it must end in a general smash at last ; all this invests a ' fast ' man's life with some inexplicable fascination, to which we must attribute the numerical strength of the class. How many there are who trust to the turn of a trump-card or the spin of a billiard-ball for the very means by which they keep their heads above water day by day ; and whose future, morally and physically, is bounded by the settling after Goodwood. Pleasant, sunshiny, VOL. I. C 18 GOOD FOR NOTHING. and agreeable, thej are totally devoid of scruples, and utterly reckless of consequences — such characters, in short, as are summed up in the modern satirist's de- scription of a promising young man : The damsels' delight, and the chaperone's fear, He is voted a trump amongst men ; His father allows him two hundred a year, And he 'II lay you a thousand to ten ! But Gilbert Orme was not one of these. Living as he did in the midst of the temptations and dissipa- tions of a London life, there was a certain child-like simplicity in his character which, while it enhanced the pungency of his pleasures, doubtless deprived them of their most deleterious ingredients. Far be it from me to affirm that ' to the pm^e all things are pure,' or indeed that Gilbert's theory and practice were much less lax than his neighbours' ; but frail mortality at least is inclined to look leniently on those errors in which the imagination and the intellect predominate over the senses ; and he must have been a stern ^Mentor and forgotten the while that he had ever himself been a boy, who could have clipped the wings of that high- hearted young eagle, soaring indeed far beyond the bounds of conventionality and decorum, but yet soaring ever upwards nearer and nearer to the smi. I can see him now, as he was long after he had wound himself round my old heart, a lad of eighteen. I can see his tall graceful figure as he used to jump the ha-ha that divided the lawn from the park at "West- Acres, and bound away over the turf lithe and active, as the very deer scouring before him. I can see him carry I REMEMBER. 19 out his bat, with a score of fifty-six notches that I marked for him with my own fingers the day the West- Acres eleven beat the united strength of Bat-Thorpe and Bowlsover in one innings. He walked to the tent like a young hero, with his head up and his eye spark- ling, followed by a round of applause ungrudgingly bestowed by the players on both sides, and many an admiring glance from the benches on which various coloured di^esses and gossamer bonnets quivered and bloomed like a parterre of garden flowers in July. The boy used to come and tell me his triumphs and his mis- givings, and pour out his rich fancies and open his glad young heart with an abandonment and a fresh sincerity that endeared him to me strangely, for I was an old man even then, and the heavy sorrow that had crushed me in manhood, but had been borne, I trust, humbly and resignedly in age, had taught me to feel kindly for all, and especially to sympathize with the young. If they knew, if they only knew ! what that Future really is to which they look so longingly. Woe is me ! not one of them but would cast his burden to the ground, and sit down by the wayside and refuse to mo^•e one single step further on the journey. I was reading with him before he went to Oxford ; not coaching and cramming him with dry fiicts and technical memories, but sauntering pleasantly through the beauties of those glorious old Greek minds as a man might walk slowly arm-in-arm with a friend in a gallery of art. My boy (I can bear to call him my boy now) was a scholar, not literally in the dull every-day accep- tation of the word, but essentially and, so to speak, in its aesthetic sense. He might not dig the Greek root, c 2 20 GOOD FOR NOTHING. or criticise the verb's middle voice quite so assiduously as some more plodding students, but his conception of Homer's heroes, I am convinced, would have satisfied the blind old wizard himself. His spirit seemed steeped in those rolling hexameters, like the garland of Alci- biades dripping and satui'ated with strong rich Chian wine. I am sure that he could see the son of Peleus standing visibly before him in the blaze of his young beauty, and the pride of his heroic strength ; could mark the thin Greek nostril dilating in its wrath, and the godlike head thrown back in high disdain, with scorn on the chiselled lip, and hate in the flashing eye, and stern defiance stamped on the fair wide brow. I know that Briseis was not to him the mere ancilla who con- stituted lot No. I of a freebooter's plunder, but an ivory-limbed shape, smooth and faultless, cowering in her loveliness under a shower of golden tresses, through which the white shoulder peeped and peered coyly ; the while the red lip curled half in smiles, half in entreaties, and the lustrous eyes looked upward from under their long veiling lashes, deepening and softening with mingled love and fear. My boy would read out the bm-ning lines in a low, earnest tone, like a man reciting his own poetry ; and I knew when I saw his colour rise, and heard his full young voice shake, that he was back upon the sands be- fore Troy, with white-crested Olympus towering on the horizon before him, and the blue sea wreathing into ever-changing smiles at his feet. Ah, me ! it seems like a dream now, to have ever sat in the hot summer noons under the old oaks at West- Acres. The old oaks that stood apart one by one in I KEMEIVIBER. 21 their majestic beauty, dotting the level English-looking park, where the deer browzed lazily in the shade, and the white swans glistened on the burnished sui'face of the lake ; to hear the distant voices of the haymakers blending with the hum of insects in the sim-dried air, and the wood-pigeon cooing softly in the leafy depths of the dense elm grove, and the chimes striking faintly from the square tower of the far away village church. It was a dear old place, with its red brick wings and white portico, and all the architectural incongruities of Inigo Jones's taste. There is a degree of comfort in one of these real English houses that we look for in vain elsewhere. But the favom-ite spot in which Gilbert and I chose to pursue our studies, was half a mile off in the park, under an old oak tree, where the fern grew three feet high, and a clear spring bubbled and sparkled through the greensward ankle deep in moss. It was a strange and suggestive contrast, yet was it not altogether out of keeping, to bask in that fragrant spot and read the noble thoughts, and the shrewd, yet simple reflections; above all, the deep heartfelt poetry of those grand old heathens; to mark the worldly wisdom of the cynic, cold, heartless, and essentially lo- gical, in the colonnades and porticoes of Athens more than two thousand years ago, as on the steps of White's at the present day ; to watch the ideal tendency, the di- vinceparticula aurce, always choked down and smothered, never totally extinguished, in all the casuistry and the luxury, and the gross habitual sin of Greece and Kome, just as it sparkles out and flashes upward now in London or Paris, reaching and leaping and striving towards the heaven from which it came. Is the fable of Prometheus 22 GOOD FOR NOTHING. but a legend of barbarians ? Is it not rather the pro- foundest of parables, the most graceful of allegories and myths? Whoever of ancient or modern times has singled himself out from the common herd to benefit or instruct his kind, him have the common herd scouted and stigmatized as an impostor or a fool. They voted Paul mad, and they doomed Socrates to die. Was not that a deep and sad insight into human nature, which feigned that he who brought down fire from heaven, was chained upon the cold rock and tortured the while by a vulture tearing at his heart ? Alas for the gifted and the good ! they lay their hearts bare in their frank trust and their honesty of purpose, their kindly hearts that throb and quiver to an injuiy ; they lay them bare, and they chain themselves to the naked rock, and beak and talons rend them to the core. But Gilbert, like all boys, saw in the ancients his ideal of manhood, moral as well as physical, and re- spected them accordingly. How many and many a time under the old oak tree would he argue with me on their chivalry, their patriotism, and their love of all that was noble and good. How his eye kindled when he quoted Curtius driving his war-steed headlong into the gulf, or Leonidas willing to sup with Pluto, so that he turned the Persian myi'iads back from the human bulwark framed by his own and the bodies of the devoted handful that held the pass of Thermopylae ; or the high- crested Horatius and his trusty twain to right and left, the pride of Rome, herself a colony of warriors — The three who kept the bridge so well, In the brave days of old ; I REMEMBER. 23 or any of the thousand instances of patriotic devotion and heroic daring with which the annals of those large- hearted heathens teem. Many a time we laid the book upon the grass, and regardless of cricket, fishing, boating, the warning bell for luncheon, or the carriage load of visitors grinding up the avenue, we commented hour after horn' on the subject of our studies, and discussed, each in om- o^vn way, the comparative advantages of ancient and modem times. My boy, of coui^se, was all for shield and helmet against hat and umbrella; preferred his ideal Rome, with its Appian way and its Forum, to the material London, of which he knew too well the Piccadilly and the cab-stands ; opined that we had hardly yet recovered the effects of the dark ages, esteemed the Olympic Games far superior to the Derby, and regretted equally the laurelled triumphs glistening and winding upward to the Capitol, with the free discussions when sage met sage in the open Athenian schools ; with the glorious obstinacy of youth, adopted the irrational side of the argument, and stood by it to the death. But it was on the oft-vexed question of woman's mis- sion and woman's influence that my young pupil came out in his brightest colours. I have heard military men affirm that perfectly raw recruits who have never seen a shot fired, are preferable to the stanchest veterans for one desperate coup de main or rash hap-hazard attack ; and in the same way, I have often remarked that the boy of eighteen professes an utter contempt for his natural enemy, where the man of thirty guards every assailable point, and intrenches himself in the strongest position he can command. Ten years later he will de- 24 GOOD FOR NOTHING. camp without beat of drum, and seek safety in flight. On one occasion I hazarded the opinion that the woman worship which came in with the institution of chivalry, and will not outlast that superstition a day, had done more than any human influence to advance om- civiliza- tion and ameliorate the condition of mankind. Gilbert was in arms at once, he disputed my position at its very outset, he denied that woman ever had any in- fluence at all, except amongst the weaker minds and less commanding spirits of the opposite sex. He flushed and chafed with the subject as he threw his straw hat aside and walked up and down in the sun, like a young Apollo. I ought to have been gratified with his progress. He brought all the learning he possessed to bear upon the subject, and fired ofi" a sixty-eight pomider, so to speak, at the commencement of the action. ' Why, even old Herodotus sneers at them as mere chattels,' quoth the untried legionary ; ' and like a dry old fellow as he is, he gives us his real opinion when he quotes the sensible maxim of the Persians, ' that to carry ofi" women by violence is the act of wicked men, but to trouble oneself about avenging them when so carried oS", is the act of foolish ones, and to pay no regard to them when carried off", the act of wise men ; for that it is clear that if they had not been willing, they could not have been carried ofi".' We were reading it only last week, and you laughed yourself, though you don't often laugh, when I construed the passage. It is clear that he didn't think them much worth troubling oneself about. Nor have I forgotten the inscriptions of Sesostris, nor the regulations of the Egy]3tians, which permitted no woman to enter the precincts of a I REMEMBER. 25 temple, as an inferior being unworthy of the service of a god or goddess ; and even the Greeks, though thej were fools enough to make war about Helen, treated their captive women as slaves, and only respected their mothers and sisters as a part of themselves, not because they belonged to the inferior sex ; whilst the Romans, who, I have heard you say, improved as much upon the Greeks in common sense as they fell short of them in imagination and poetry, evidently considered them mere machines to rear their children, and if ever they did speak of them as gracing the wine-cup, or enhancing the charms of a feast, apparently deemed it a matter of no moment which should be the preferred one, but lumped in Chloris and Chloe, Lydia and Lalage, all at the same premium, one as good as another.' ' Yet did the conquerors of these very Romans, the tall Gothic barbarians, frame all their measm'es by the advice of their wives, nay, even bade the experience of the warrior give place in council to the sagas of the wise women, daughters of Odin.' I hazarded this argument with some diflBdence, know- inoj the storm it would brinor down. ' The bull-headed, superstitious, beef-devouring gladi- ators ! ' was the reply, ' with just enough sense to knock their heads against a wall, which luckily for them had been sapped and crumbling for centuries. Could they keep Rome when they had it ? Could they defend Constantinople when it was in their clumsy iron grasp? Did not the Turks press them hard on the Bosphorus ? did not the Moors enslave them in Spain ? the polygamist against the monogamist all the world over, till the latter abandoned his creed and 26 GOOD FOR NOTHING. began to put his faith in policy and common sense, instead of a cross-handled sword and a long-eyed ladye light-o'love!' ' Then you scorn the institution of chivalry, Gilbert,' was my reply ; ' and prefer the picture of Archimedes demonstrating his problem during the assault, to that of Dunois bleeding to death with his back to a tree and his face to the enemy, the while he made a Christian ending before the crucifix of his sword-hilt ? ' ' Dunois was a fine fellow ! ' answered Gilbert ; ' be- sides, there was no woman in his case. What I protest against is the raising up an idol and bowing down before it because it has soft eyes and long hair. You always take the other side of the question to draw me out ; I know I'm right, because I feel I am. How hot it is ! There's my mother going out in the car- riage. Don't let us read any more for to-day; come and take up the trimmers we set last night, and after that we'll go and catch a pike in the witch-pool under the elms.' I rose and followed him in silence, thinking of An- tony and the tawny-finned fishes, and the hook that sooner or later is in every man's nose. (IIAPTER m. ' EARLY FROSTS.' WAS not always a recluse — not always the musty bookworm who exists only amongst dusty shelves and rare old badly-printed editions. The same man who some years ago would have bade me see his two-year-olds gallop, now asks me to arrange his library. I once lived in the world as others do. Shall I confess it ? my heart was never thoroughly interested in what is termed society. Perhaps I had not room for so many objects of interest and affection; perhaps, like an miskilful gambler, I set all my store on one desperate throw, and lost, and cared not to try again ; to play for sil- ver where I had once staked gold. So the bowl has stood empty ever since. This is no story of my o-^^ti life. I only mention it because I want an explanation of something which my former experience has convinced me to be an un- doubted fact ; and I do not wish my experience to be set at nought, as that of one who has never been down in the arena, and spilt his blood upon the thirsty sand. Why is it that in ninety-nine cases out of a liun- dred those women who have been brought up chiefly 28 GOOD FOR NOTHING. amongst men, who have had no sisters, who have lost a mother earlj in life (doubtless for many reasons a sad affliction to a girl) , who have been dependent on father or brothers for society and conversation, should turn out the most fascinating and superior of their sex ? Why is it that in nine hundred and ninety-nine cases out of a thousand, the boy who is educated solely by his mother becomes a triumphant and successful man in after-life ? Perhaps the opposite influence of either sex is bene- ficial to the other, perhaps the girl derives vigorous thought, expanded views, habits of reflection, nay, more, charity and forbearance, from her male asso- ciates, as the boy is indebted to his mother's tuition and his mother's companionship for the gentleness and ^'.jukj of heart which combine so well with a manly and generous nature, for the refinement and delicacy of feeling which so adorn true com^age, above all, for that exalted standard of womankind which shall prove hi.s surest safeguard from shame and defeat in the comi, battle; a shield impervious so long as it is bri^^., but that when once soiled slides and crumbles from his grasp, leaving him in the press of angry weapons a naked and defenceless man. We have all heard of the little boy who sturdily upheld, in defiance of the poet, that ' his mamma was the noblest work of God.' I think the truest and holiest homage that can be ofiered to a fellow-crea- ture, is that which such a child tenders unconsciously to his mother. She is to him the one bright beautiful being upon earth. His young eyes open wide with childish wonder at the magnificence of her apparel, 'EARLY FROSTS.' 29 the mingled grace and majesty of her bearing ; he feels so proud to belong to her, and at the same time so conscious of his right to a place by her side, a seat on her knee. When others caress him, he smiles pleasantly enough for a time, but soon wearies, and hurries ojff to be at play again ; but when she lays her quiet hand upon his brow, the boy forgets hoop and marbles, the new knife and the promised pony, to nestle by her side, and look up in her face, and sit lovingly down at the feet of his oivn mamma. All that he knows of good he learns from her. She teaches him to love and pray. She teaches him to hope and to believe. If ever he gets to the end of the narrow way, where the little wicket stands, and hears the bolts drawn back, and sees the golden light from the happy land shining through, whom shall he thank and bless on earth, but her who first taught him the pass- word and gave him the key? Perhaps she will also be the first to bid him welcome on the other side. Gilbert Orme was without this unspeakable blessing. Everything else that the world deems advantageous was lavished on him in profusion. Health, vigour, childish spirits, a fine place, and a long minority, but no mother, at least, not in the sense in which I under- stand the word. Gilbert was an only child, but in good truth he was far from being spoilt, as people consider only children usually destined to be. From boyhood his was a nature on which harshness or ill- usage made but slight impression, a spirit that could only have been broken through its affections, and these, even when I was reading Homer with him at eighteen, 30 GOOD FOR NOTHING. had been called but little into play. Lady Olivia never seemed to care for her child. Not a labourer about West- Acres but took more pride in the bright- haired handsome boy than did his own reserved and haughty mother. When I first knew her, she was not yet a widow, but I could never see that the event which soon after deprived her of her husband, made the slightest difference in her manners or softened her character one jot. Of Mr. Orme I knew but little, I had heard of him in former days (for he was somewhat after my time) as a gay dashing young man ; on the turf, in society, member for a most corruptible borough in his own county, good-looking, good-humoiu'ed, not much trou- bled with brains, with a slight tendency to literature, and a rather stronger tm-n for love-makinoj. I saw him once or twice at Ne^NTQarket, and missed meeting him at a country place or two, to which we were both invited for the slaughter of pheasants and other game. It interested me but little, and astonished me not at all, to learn that he had married the Lady Olivia, of whose maiden name I will say no more than that it was identical with that of Lady Gertrude, whose father indeed had been the elder lady's brother. But after his marriage Mr. Orme dropped out of society altoge- ther. People in London do not trouble themselves much about absentees. 'Here's Orme accepted the Chiltern Hundreds,' said one of his club friends to another as he ya^vned over the evening paper ; ' what the deUce is that for? By the way, hasn't something happened to him ? ' ' Married, poor devil ! ' was the reply ; the speaker ' EARLY FROSTS.' 31 himself possessing a charming wife with a numerous family, and very fond of them besides ; ' but that's no reason he shouldn't come to London. Does anybody know any thuig about him ? ' ^Mad!' observed young Tattleton, sententiously, who preferred hazarding a falsehood to betraying igno- rance on any subject whatever, ' and shut up down at that place in the country,' he added, shaking his head commiseratingly, and pointing with his forefinger to the spot where his own brains ought to have been. The two friends were quite satisfied with the expla- nation, and fell to discussmg then- last night's dinner, taking no more thought for ' poor Orme.' He was not mad, though, nevertheless, only tho- roughly and essentially miserable. Lady Olivia might have made an excellent wife to another ; probably, like the rest of us, under totally different cu'cumstances, would have been a totally different person. As it was, however, she made a most uncomfortable one to him. He had fallen into a mistake not unusual with one of his temperament — weak, kindly, and over-imaginative — and had invested the lady, whom he had met at some half-a-dozen balls and a breakfast, with all the qualities of his ideal, none of which did she happen to possess. Then came the disenchantment, the disagree- ments, the recriminations, the offended pride on one side, the growing dislike and blank hopelessness on the other. It was an ill-judged and most mihappy union. , ' But,' as Lady Olivia observed, ' was that her fiiult ? Was she to be punished because Mr. Orme mistook her for somebody else ? No ! he had been in error ; let him be the sufferer ! ' 32 GOOD FOR NOTHING. The argument was not without some show of reason, and he suffered accordingly, without much complaint, and with a strong bridle on a temjDer natm'allj keen and self-asserting. A sterner nature would have bent her to his will, and altered her character to assimilate it with his own. She would have loved him all the better. A milder would have succumbed, and learned, like other slaves, to submit to despotic authority with a good grace. But Orme was as God had made him, and took refuge in a listless, hopeless, pitiable apathy. He ceased to tear at the chain he had not strength to break, the chain that bomid him to one with whom he had not a sm^le feelino^ in common save abhorrence of the fetter, and threw his hands up like the drowmng man, who has the sense to know that his struggles can but prolong his agony. Those are wise and suggestive words in our Prayer Book which exhort us to take in hand mamage, ' dis- creetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God,' words that refer to the highest source, the most im- portant action in the lives of most human bemgs — words that suggest to the least considerate the awful gravity of the mterest at stake. A loving marriage is a good and holy sight in the eyes of men and angels, but that was the refinement of a fiend's tortm-e, which bound the living, breathing being hai*d and fast to the senseless corpse. I have heard his neighbours say that Mr, Orme grew strangely idle and indifferent and lethargic. He left off field-sports altogether, gave away his famous pointers, sold his hunters, doubled his subscription to the hounds, and otherwise conducted himself in an un- •eaely frosts.' 33 accountable manner. Some people thought he had gout in the stomach, others vowed it was water on the brain. His old butler, who luoiddnH leave, thouo-h Lady Olivia gave him warning once a fortnight, opined it was neither of these, for a certain tall bottle labelled V. 0. P. stood in his master's dressing-room ; and that faithful domestic, who, liking brandy less than beer, took very little of it himself, knew that it was never quite empty and never full. By degrees he chafed less and less under Lady Olivia's provocations, took less and less interest in his boy (he was fond of the urchin, but a child's love will scarcely stand a man in the stead of everything else), and dozed away more and more time in his arm-chair over the embers of his study-fire. One spring morning they both went out together, and the tall bottle, too, had ebbed to the last teaspoonful. So there was a fine funeral, and Lady Olivia became a widow, and Gilbert an orphan with a little black frock on his back, and a long minority before him. Nobody seemed to care much for poor Orme but the old butler, and he gave up his place immediately, and took the public-house in the village. In most families such an event would have drawn tighter the bonds of afiection which should miite mother and son : with the Onnes, however, it was not so. Lady Olivia, when the customary year of a widow's seclusion had passed by, went into society as before. Perhaps a little more frequently than durmg the latter months of her husband's life. She was a great stickler for con- ventional forms, and went to London regularly hi the season to keep up her acquaintance, just as she gave VOL. I. D 34 GOOD FOR NOTHING. large, solemn, frigid dinners at West- Acres to sustain her influence in the coimty. She seemed to have no inclination to marry again. People speculated, indeed, on her intentions, as they always will upon matters with which they can have no earthly concern, and coupled her name with a rich London banker, a superannuated Lord of the Bed- chamber, and a neighboimng Squu^e still in his minority. Such reports distm'bed her ladyship's equanimity but little. Even Diana was taJhed about with that young rake Endymion, and Lady Olivia carried her mdomit- able head so high that she could well afford to look down upon the nods and winks and signs of humbler mortals. He would have been a bold man too who could have ventm-ed on a tender subject with that se- vere beauty crushing him to the dust, those grave eyes looking sternly into his own. Old Flippant, a lady- killer of some twenty years' practice, called her the Marble Widow. ' Egad, sir,' said that mature Lo- thario, ' she's a chiller^ a regular black frost ; when the wind's in the east I can't go near her without sneezing.' And, indeed, veteran as he was, he stood in considerable awe of the icy dame of whom he spoke so disparagmgly. To give her her due, like Queen Elizabeth of blessed memory, she was one of those admirable ladies who could ' look a lion down.' I wish for her own sake she could have been kinder to the child. When I first came to live near West- Acres he was a bright handsome boy of some seven or eight summers, the least bit of a scape-grace, and rather too fond of rat-catching, rabbiting, and such illiterate amusements ; but, as the old keeper used to say, ' a •early frosts.' 35 little gentleman every inch of him ! ' He had all a boy's spirits and a boy's pluck, with something feminine in the shyness of his glance and the soft kindliness of his disposition which endeared him wondrously to the domestics and work-people about the place. One of the numerous grievances for which he was taken sternly to task by Lady Olivia was his predilection for the society of the grooms and coachman, and his natm^al preference of the stable to her ladyship's o^yn morning-room, which was in truth a dull place of resort for a child ; inas- much as he was not permitted to romp about or make a noise in those sacred precincts. Also — and of this fault I cannot fairly hold him guiltless — for the reck- less manner in which he rode and otherwise maltreated a certain long-suffering pony called ' Mouse,' of which the extraordinary speed and endurance were daily tested to an unjustifiable extent. By the way, my first introduction to the young gen- tleman was brought about through the instrumentality of this much aggrieved quadruped. I was walking with Lady Olivia in the park a day or two after my arrival in the neighbourhood, discussing with her a matter of business, in which she showed her usual clear-headedness and precision, when my attention was arrested by the child and his pony scorning over the park in our vi- cinity, I need not say at poor Mouse's utmost speed. Lady Olivia stopped in her walk and drew herself up as was her wont. ' I wish you to know my son,' she said in her cold measured voice ; and the clear imperious tones calling ' Gilbert ! Gilbert ! ' cut through the sum- mer air to where he was galloping, intent only on INIouse and his performances. D 2 36 GOOD FOE NOTHING. The child seemed pleased to be taken notice of, and turned quickly in our direction. As he approached us without checking speed, a fallen tree of no great girth lay in his course, and with a pardonable display of horsemanship he put his pony straight at the obstacle. I can see him now, sitting resolutely back on his little saddle, his golden cm4s floating behind him, and his smooth brow bent, and rosy lips set fast, for the effort. Mouse rose gallantly, but predestined to failure, or per- haps a little blo^vn with the pace, caught his fore legs in the leap, and pitching his little rider forward over his head, followed him in a very complicated and dan- gerous kind of fall. I was standing close to his mother, and I thought I heard her breath come quick ; but as the child rose to his feet, I glanced at her face ere I went to catch the pony, and saw that it retained its usual marble com- posure. ' What is the woman made of ? ' I thought, as I ran my arm through Mouse's rein, who no sooner found himself on his legs again without a rider, than he took advantage of the respite to crop a mouthful of the short sweet grass. When I came back to them the child had his hand in his mother's. He was pale, and evidently shaken, but not frightened the least bit, though there was a severe bruise reddening and smarting on his cheek- bone. With some vague remembrance of his nursery days, he looked up in Lady Olivia's face, and I heard him whisper — ' It does hurt, mamma dear; kiss it and make it well! ' ' Nonsense, Gilbert,' was the cold reply, ' don't be so silly ; how can my kissing it do it any good ? ' 'EARLY FROSTS/ 37 I saw his little face flush up and change all in a minute ; I think I remembered even then of Him who said it was not good to offend one of these little ones ; but I helped the child into his saddle in silence, and was not surprised to see poor Mouse taken short by the head, and turned round to jump once, twice, over the unlucky tree, with so fierce an application of his rider's whip as I have seldom witnessed before or since. ' Gently, child,' I could not forbear saying as I took hold of the pony's bridle and caressed it after the second performance ; ' do not punish your poor pony, it was more your fault than his. Another time do not ride so fast at an upright leap.' The boy stared at me without replying, then turned and galloped away ; whilst Lady Olivia and I continued our walk and our conversation without again reverting to the accident. But when the luncheon-bell rang, and her ladyship had gone into the house, I met Gilbert on his way from the stables. He came up to me very shyly, and put his little hand timidly in mine. ^ I like you,' he said, because you were sorry for poor Mouse when I beat him.' Then looking down and getting very red, he added, 'I like people who are sorry ; I would like you very much if you would let me.' Need I say that henceforth we were fast friends ? I will not recapitulate the progress of our intimacy. How family circumstances brought me more and more into contact with Lady Olivia and her son. How I used to correspond with the lad at Eton, and visit him regu- larly in the dear old College, from the ' after- twelve ' on which with three others of the fourth form he was 38 GOOD FOR NOTHING. most deservedly * swished,' having attempted in vain to get off with a seventh ' first-fault,' till the memorable evening of that 4th of June on which I went up 'sitter' with him to Surley Hall, and he pulled stroke in the ten-oar. How we parted with mutual regret when he went abroad for six months, and met again delighted, to read, as I have already said, for his matriculation at Oxford ; a place from which I regret to say my pupil was more than once rusticated, in consequence of his attachment to divers sports and pursuits which cannot be brouo-ht to harmonize with academical reo;ulations. But still, Orme was avowedly ' the most popular man in his College.' I knew one or two of the dons behind the scenes ; their faces always brightened when his name was mentioned ; and they were quite of my opinion, that with the least thing more application he could have taken ' honours.' As it was, I am con- strained to admit that my pupil was 'plucked,' and being by that time pretty well his own master, he abandoned the University in disgust. Nevertheless, I do not believe the ripest scholar of them all could have written a letter teeming with such classical learning, fun, and imagination, as that in which he apprised me of the unexpected failure ; nor would I have exchanged for the proudest diploma of science the kindly expressions of regard and sympathy in which he couched his annomicement of a defeat which he regretted far more for my sake than his own. After this I saw him of course at rarer intervals ; the lives of a young man in the world and an old man out of the world are so different, that they need seldom expect to meet. For full two years I had not set eyes 'EARLY FROSTS.' 39 on him, when I met him in Piccadilly on that spring day to which I have already alluded, after his walk with his cousin, Lady Gertrude, in the square. We were on opposite sides of the street, but my boy rushed across, reorardless of mud and omnibuses, with all his old freshness and cordiality, to link me by the arm and turn me as of yore in his own direction instead of mine. ' You have nothing in the world to do,' said the butterfly to the earthworm, ' and I am always so busy I have not a moment to spare. Come with me as far as the top of St. James's-street, and tell me all about yourself as we go along.' I had been busier perhaps than he thought for, but my day's work was nearly over ere his had begun, and it was refreshing to look upon his kindly handsome face and listen to the tones of his cheerful, hearty voice once more, though it seemed to me that they were a little faded and saddened to what they had been long ago. I sometimes think that the world wears the gloss off the players faster than the workers. It may be perhaps that the former are the more in earnest of the two. I know that I would fain possess the same energies now to be expended on useful purposes, which I wasted in my youth on trifles and worse than trifles ; but, alas ! in life, vestigia nulla retrorsum, and indeed that world of long ago was a bright and a joyous world after all. It had not palled entirely on Gilbert yet. As we paced slowly along the pavement, every second man we met seemed to know Orme and to be glad to see him. Bright glances were shot at him from open carriages, and pretty fingers kissed in his favour from brougham windows. Truth is truth, and despite all the sneers 40 GOOD FOR NOTHING. of philosophers, it is no unpleasant lot, while it lasts, to be young, rich, well-looking, and well received in London society. A man must either be very happy or very miserable, who can afford to treat the opinion of his fellows with contempt. Even my own old heart felt lighter after my walk with my pupil ; and I wended my way towards the British Museum, where I resolved to spend the afternoon, with a firmer step than usual ; the while Gilbert, with his hat very much on one side, sprang lightly up the steps at White's, and inquired according to custom of the affable functionary who presides over the postal department, whether there were ' any letters for Mr. Orme ? ' There was one, a note that had just arrived. Gilbert smiled as he perused the laconic contents : ' Dear Gilbert, — The tickets have come for the morn- ing concert. We will call for you at White's in an hoiu\ — Yours as ever, G.' ' That's rather a bore,' remarked the recipient with a yawn ; ' however, I promised Gertrude, and after all it's SOMETHING TO DO ! ' CHAPTER IV. ' THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' OW little does one half the world know how the other half lives. The streams of life, like the waters of the Rhine and the Moselle, though they flow down the same channel, fatten the same pastures, turn the same mill, and eddy over the same shoals, meet, but mingle not, and what interests are there in common between No. i and No. 2 of any street, square, or row in the great city ? Your next-door neighbour, the man who spends his whole life separated from you by a party wall of one brick and a- half in thickness, may be a coiner, an Italian refugee, or an alchemist in search of the philosopher's stone, for aught you know to the contrary. You lay your head on your pillow within eighteen inches of his, and whilst the rosy dreams from which it is such a mockery to awake, are gilding your morning sleep, he may be lying racked with bodily pain, or breaking his heart with mental torture. What care you ? So as he does not poke his fire too loudly, you are unconscious of his existence. For forty years you pay the same water- rate, and consume an equal number of cubic feet of gas, but you never exchange a syllable, probably never set eyes on each other from year's end to year's end, till 42 GOOD FOR NOTHING. at last the mutes are standing at the door, the mourning coaches are drawn up decently next the pavement, and one of you removes to another and a narrower house ' over the way.' I suppose, with the variety of a little more bloodshed and a little more flirtation, things went on in Babylon the Great much as they do in the London of to-day. The wine-cup bubbled again and again usque ad nauseam for the high, and the low gasped in vain for a mouthful of pm-e cold water. The Assyrian in purple wallowed in profusion till he longed for a sensation^ even though it were a sting of pain; while the Assyrian in rags starved and drooped at his gates, faint and hungry, and weary of his life. It was the bees whose sweltering labour constructed those hanging gardens, the fame of which reached the uttermost ends of the known earth, but it was the drones who walked delicately along their terraces, and languished in their perfumed bowers, and caught the diamond di'ops from then- plashing fountains, gushing, and glittering, and hm^ling themselves upwards against the scorching sky. So the bees and the drones jostle each other to-day in the crowded thoroughfares of London, and some take the rough, and some the smooth, and they have nothing in common, and know each other not. A section of the bees are clustering very busily in a musical portion of the hive. There is a morning con- cert this afternoon, and the professionals are all in tune and time, preparing for those grand effects and com- binations which dehght the dilettante, and of which less instructed listeners deem it incumbent on them to say — ^THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' 43 * magnificent ! very fine ! ' They are assembling even now in a little room off the grand hall, which is already half filled with an impatient audience, reduced to the sad necessity of criticising each other's di'esses, and dirtying their gloves with the programme as they read it over and over again. The drones are always employed in doing nothing, and always very tired of that labor- ious occupation. The bees seem to enjoy their half hour's respite, and to have a good deal of fun and cordiality amongst themselves. The male portion are chiefly remarkable for the ex- treme accuracy of their toilettes, and the purity of their close fitting white kid gloves, which, with black evening coats and continuations, seem somewhat out of place at three o'clock in the day. They are either men of extremely martial appearance, running considerably to mustachio, whisker, and in some cases close-cut beard, or else they affect an open simplicity of coun- tenance amounting to vacuity, enhanced by bare throats and long hair trained studiously off the temples, and flowing down the nape of the neck, than which, in my humble opinion, no fashion is more unbecoming to the face of a male adult. You would make some strange mistakes, though, if you judged of their tones by their appearance. The large, well-built fellow, with the legs and chest of a Hercules, is the tenor, and if you only heard that soft silvery voice of his quivering and thrilling on the sands by moonlight, you would fancy such seductive notes could proceed from nothing less feminine than a mer- maid, instead of a stout soldier-like convivialist, who 44 GOOD FOR NOTHING. would incontinently offer you a cigar, and take you home with him to a Perigord pie and a cool bottle of claret. The bass, again, whose diapason shall make the very window-glasses shake before sunset, is a pale, weary- looking man, whom at first sight you would call weakly, if not an invalid. His tailor alone knows that he re- quires a larger girth round the chest than most Life- guardsmen, and indeed the organ that can evolve such music as that deep thmider-roU, must be endowed with valves and material of no ordinary strength and dimen- sions. He has a wife and large family to be provided for out of the low notes of that instrument, and already an unpleasant suspicion dawns upon him that it will not last for ever. Great was the consternation in his home at Brompton when he caught cold last winter, and the cough has not left him yet, even in the fine spring weather. If he was to spit blood, the children would soon be hungry, and the poor mother at her wit's end. The lady singers are in low evening di-esses, and most of them wear their hair a V Imperatrice. They are whispering and talking to each other with that busy good humom^d cordiality which the sex is prone to affect in public places, and those who have not brought bouquets with them are vehemently admiring the flowers of those who have. One sits a little apart from the rest ; she is attired very simply in moui-ning, and carries a half-blown rose in her bosom. As she droops her head over the score in her hand, the tenor, who has something of a painter's taste, thinks she would make a pretty pictm-e, with her white shoulders relieved by her black dress, and the nut-brown hair shading and ^THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' 45 hiding her face, while a sunbeam slanting through the window, brings out a golden tinge on the glossy head. He is a soft-hearted, good-natured man, this tenor, and cherishes a romantic and self-denying adoration for many ladies, both in and out of the profession, and for this one especially, the more so that there is a quiet reserve in her manner by which he is abashed not a little, and that after he has said ' good morning,' he generally falters, puts his hands in his pockets, and becomes mute. There is safety, however, in numbers, and his own good looks are no bad protection to a man in his deal- ings with the enemy. A joli gargon has generally more than one string to that bow of which the cord sometimes breaks with so sharp a twang, and a spice of admiration for himself is no bad antidote to too violent an in- fatuation about another. If you want a devoted lover, ladies, take an old man's advice, and choose an ugly one. He is vain, too, but his vanity is more easily managed than the other's ; he is more impassioned, more constant, more submissive, and if you do break his heart, your own remorse will be a thought less keen when you are adding up the sum total of your victims. Bar the pleasure of taking him away from somebody else, and after the fii'st week he makes just as good a slave as a second Apollo would, and, say what you will, you know that you do not appreciate beauty as much as we do. You know that you are not so gentle, not so soft-hearted, nay, not half so refined, as the so- called sterner sex. When do you see us take a repulsive being to our bosom, and cherish it there, unless it be for some extraneous object? She may be an heii'ess, 46 GOOD FOR NOTHING. or an authoress, or a good housewife, and there is a reason for it. But you ! Beauty and the beast is so every-day an occurrence, I can scarce believe the story to be a fable. You go to the altar unhesitatingly with some monster whom his fellow men cannot look upon without loathing. You not only marry him, I could forgive you that, but you love, and coax, and prize the wretch, and make him happy ever afterwards. I sometimes think this strange predilection originates in the instinctive jealousy and love of appropriation so remarkable in the sex. Beauty thinks nobody else will care to interfere with Bruin, and it is pleasant to have even a beast all to herself ; but old Flippant, for whose lengthened experience in such matters I have the pro- foundest respect, takes a wider view of the subject, and refers all such incongruities to the general principle of contradiction, and the impossibility of arguing from probability, expediency, or any other rational data^ as to what a woman under any given circumstances will, or will not do, or let alone, or otherwise. The singer in mourniag seems very busy with her score, and the admiring tenor has not yet been able to obtain a glimpse of her face, still shaded by her thick hair worn deep and low over her temples, a fashion which she is probably well aware is exceedingly becoming to a wide fair forehead and a pah' of arched brows, such as give softness and feminine dignity to a woman's face. His attention, however, is almost entu'ely taken up by two very smart and lively ladies, who seem to despise the idea of reserving their vocal powers for a musical triumph, but are expendmg a liberal amount of breath and volume in lively conversation with each ^THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' 47 other, with the tenor, with the leader of the band, with any of the gentlemen who are disposed to bandy good- humoured jokes and lively repartee. The bass alone sits apart from the rest. He looks very pale and weary, leaning his head upon his hands, and coughs more than once. There is a hard-working, careworn woman at Brompton, now clearing away the remnants of the children's dinner, whose heart would ache to hear that cough, who would bless the lady in mourning for looking up as she does from her task, and crossing the room so quietly, and laying her hand with such gentle sympathy on the sufferer's shoulder. ' You are worse to-day,' she says, in a low tone of peculiar sweetness ; I did not forget you, and I have brought the lozenges, but I am sorry you require them.' He looks up quickly, and grasps her cordially by the hand. ' God bless you,' he says, in his deep, full voice ; * you never forget any one but yom^self. My little gMs call you the good angel, and indeed, I thmk you are an angel ! ' She shakes her head, and smiles. Such a smile as brightens only a countenance where they are very rare, as decks it with a wild, painful, melancholy beauty, and leaves a sadder and more hopeless expression when it fades. She makes no other reply, and buries herself again in her score, while the bass shakes his honest head with a puzzled au-, half pitiful, half provoked. * I wish I could make her out,' he thinks, as he dwells on her kindliness, her reserve, her abstraction, her avoidance of intimacies, and backwardness m showing 48 GOOD FOR NOTHING. friendship, save to those who are in sickness or other- wise distressed. ' I suppose she isn't happy, that's the truth. She has never got over it, and she's thmking of him still.' They have often talked about her in the little parlour at Brompton ; and this is the verdict to which, after a masterly summing up from the former, husband and wife invariably arrive. Poor honest bass ! you have lived for five-and-forty years in this specious world, twenty of which you have spent in a happy reciprocity of confidence, with the frankest and most ajQfectionate of wives. You think you can read a woman's heart. Bless you ! you know no more of it than a child ! And now the doors are opened. The professionals move from their retu'uig room to take their seats in the body of the hall. The leader of the band assumes his baton with a martial air, and the concert begins. The seats are nearly all full. Very few tickets have been given gratis. There is a dense crowd about the doors ; and notwithstanding the many rival attractions of a summer's afternoon in the metropolis, there is every reason to believe that it will pay. Meantime a barouche is waiting three doors lower than the steps of White's, Lady Olivia's prudence and propriety forbidding her to draw up exactly opposite the well-filled window of that exclusive club, from which critical and unprejudiced eyes would be sure to pass in review herself, her niece, her bonnet, her gloves, her parasol, nay, the very liveries of her white-stockmged servants, not to mention the heavily-plated harness and stately appearance of her bay carriage-horses champing ' THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' 49 and stamping in the sun, concluding in all probability with a sweeping condemnation of the whole. So she waits for Gilbert three doors off, and the frown darkens ominously on her stem forehead as the minutes pass and her son does not appear. ' Very odd of Gilbert,' says Lady Olivia in her harshest tone ; * he knows how I hate waiting, and does it on pui-pose, I believe.' ' ^len are always unpunctual,' answers Lady Gertrude, looking very smiling and rayonnante in another killing little bonnet. ' Is it not so, ^h. Gordon ? ' ]Mr. Gordon answers not much to the purpose ; he is thinking of somethmg else. He is a student of human natm-e, this gentleman, duruig his play-hom's, and takes a good deal of relaxation out of Lady Gertrude and her inexplicable ways. He is speculating now intensely on why she should have secm-ed him so long ago for the back seat of the barouche, and why she should have been so fidgety all the way along Piccadilly, and why she was so good-humom^ed now dming the painful pro- cess of waiting for Gilbert ; above all, why there should be to-day, of all days, a scarce perceptible tone of soft- ness in the few obseiTations she makes to himself, and a shade as of pity and compunction cast over that usually thoughtless and buo^^ant nature. Topics of reflection, Mr. Gordon, which may well make you ponder, and which, with all your keen-sightedness, you will fiiid it no easy task to understand. Lady Olivia will waife no longer ; regardless of a suppliant look from her niece, she is m the act of giving orders to drive on, when the truant appears with his mouth full of chicken-sandwich, and in his usual VOL. I. E 50 GOOD FOR NOTHING. good-humoured bantering way carries the war at once into the enemy's country by accusing them of keeping liim waiting. ' I have a bouquet for each of you, too,' he says, handing them with a good deal of mock dignity to the ladies, ' and a cauliflower coming later from Covent- garden for John, who is a practical man.' The gentleman alluded to looks practical enough as he turns a sharp keen eye upon the cousins. His exterior presents a marked contrast to that of his friend. Power is the prevailing characteristic of John Gordon's physiognomy and figure. The bold well-cut featm-es, the clear sallow complexion, the deep-set glittering eye, and close raven hair, are types of an iron j)Jiysique and an iron will. His tones are short, sharp, and imperious ; they seem to be propelled, so to speak, from the thin lips, that close again as with a steel spring when they have gone forth. That mouth belongs to a man from whom you could never coax anything by persuasion, or widest it from him by force. His very dress, plain to simplicity and unpretending though it be, has a character and a peculiarity of its own; whilst the muscular figm-e combmes in a rare degree great physical power with activity and insensi- bility to fatigue. No woman ever yet thought John Gordon good- looking, at least none could ever be brought to say so. Quiet and miassuming as he was, they always affirmed that they were ' a little afraid of him ; ' and perhaps they like being frightened, for they were always ready enough to sit by him, or dance with him again. I do not know whether Lady Gertrude admired his face, but ^THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' 51 she must have looked at it pretty often ; and even now, though she buries her head in her cousin's bouquet, her eyes pass over it once, with a strange, half-angry, half- pleading glance that does not escape him, as, indeed, nothing does, but that he cannot for the life of him fathom or understand. The next instant, however, she is talking so gaily and playfully, that even Lady Olivia thaws to the influence of the girl's merry smishiny manner ; whilst Gilbert sits back at his ease amongst the cushions, submitting to be amused with the good- humoured grand-seigneur indolence habitual to him, and that is not without its attractions to his companions of either sex. So they reach the doors of the building where the concert is going on, and there is a vast deal of fuss and ceremony and parade about their alighting, and a policeman makes way for them authoritatively, and they take the seats provided for them with no small noise and bustle, to the just indignation of the audience, all of whom do the same thing constantly themselves, but who think it right now to betray marked dis- approval, for our good-looking friend the tenor is pour- ing forth a strain of clear continuous melody, sweet and luscious, like some rich liquid of which it were shame and pity to lose the smallest drop. ' Bravo ! ' says Gilbert with honest enthusiasm at the conclusion of the piece ; and ' Bravo ! ' echoes Lady Gertrude in more subdued tones, looking nevertheless sidelong at John Gordon's face to see whether he too approves. Nothing less than absolute perfection satisfies the latter; and his applause is less demonstrative than that of his companions. Lady Olivia is peering about E 2 LIBRARY UNIVERSIIV OF lUtNC 52 GOOD FOR NOTHING. througli her glasses to see who is there ; and a pause in the performances enables the well-pleased spectators to relax their attention and fall to conversing amongst themselves. ' I hate fine music,' observes Gilbert, whose nervous system, truth to tell, is strung to a far higher pitch than he would have his friends believe, and who is ashamed, as well he may be, that he can tm^n pale and shiver for so unreal a cause as a thrilling stream of melody; ' in fact, all music bores me rather than other- wise, though it's not quite so bad as dancing.' ' Then why did you come ? ' asks Lady Gertrude, very justly accepting this last shaft of her indolent cousin as aimed especially at herself. ' Because you ordered me,' was the reply, with one of Gilbert's sweetest smiles ; and no woman's face that ever I saw had a softer, kindlier smile than his. ' Be- cause you ordered me ; and I've been here half-an-hour already, without wishing yet that I hadn't obeyed.' The girl put the bouquet he had given her to her face, and looked full at him over the flowers with her bright speaking eyes. ' Then you like to do as I bid you,' she said, very low, and with a slight tremor in her -voice, not quite in keeping with the triumphant expression of her glance. Gilbert thought he had never seen her look so pretty. Something tenderer than admiration seemed to shoot through him as he eyed the proud young beauty, so refined, so delicate, so well-di-essed, and so high-bom. John Gordon's back was turned to the cousins, and he appeared intensely occupied with the stir caused by the re-entrance of the performers. As Gilbert lounged ^THE BEES AND THE DRONES.' 53 forward to read the programme, his head drooped nearer and nearer his companion's pretty hand, in its neat, well-fitting glove; perhaps his lip would have touched it even there, I hardly know, but his mother's measured tones broke in unexpectedly as she nudged the younger lady rudely with her elbow, and called her attention to some of the notabilities amongst the audience. * There 's Mrs. Mangonel, Gertrude, did you bow to her? and her two daughters, and the Dowager Lady Visigoth.' ' More like Boadicea than ever, and with nearly as little on her shoulders,' whispered Lady Gertrude mis- chievously to her cousin ; but Gilbert answered not, for a low sweet voice at that moment stole upon his senses, and he was feeling keenly, nay, painfully, in his inner being that music did not hore him in the least. It was a simple song enough, something about an angel and a child, of which the words and the poetical conception were below contempt, but they were wedded to a fanciful and melodious strain, an air that comprised but few notes, and yet into which you could not but feel the composer had thrown his whole art; an air that seemed less the elaborate conception of the brain than the irrepressible expression of an engrossing sensation in which sufiering predominated. Such an air as re- calls to us, we know not why, that sunset evening or that starry night ; pshaw ! that time of delicious folly which most of us have kno^Ti, and to which the rouf^hest and the harshest look back with stranoje wild longing and regret ; what is this secret charm of music, that it seems to speak to all alike ? Why should it 54 GOOD FOR NOTHING. thus probe us to the quick ? and bring the past back so cruelly m its hopelessness, only because it is the past ? Oh ! for the fresh glad heart ; oh ! for the days gone by; and Oh ! for the touch of a vanished hand, And the sound of a voice that is still. The lady in mourning sang as if she felt it ; after the first bar she seemed to forget her audience, and to lose herself completely in the strain. Gilbert, too, never took his eyes ofi" the singer's face, and when she finished and there arose a burst of applause from all the others, something like a tear stole down his cheek. Of com'se he began to talk vehemently to his companions, but Lady Gertrude thought him less pleasant than usual, and all seemed relieved when the concert was over and it was time to go. The gentlemen put the ladies into the carriage, and walked arm-in-arm back to St. James's-street, preserving for full five mmutes a dead silence. At the end of that period Gilbert made the following remarkable observation : ' That's a pretty woman, John.' And although they had neither of them mentioned her before, they must both have been thinkmg of the singer in black, for John replied — 'Would be rather good-looking if she'd more colour; I know something about her, she's a Mrs. Latimer.' CHAPTER y. ADA.' HE was a pretty woman, and I don't agree with John Gordon that she wanted an atom more colour. I have seldom seen a face on earth that I thought could compare with that of Ada Latimer. Yet, perhaps, to all men she might not have shone as she did to me. I have heard her beauty discussed, doubted, made light of, denied ; yet when she came into a room, people's eyes brightened and their countenances kindled as if it were a pleasure to be near her, to watch her graceful manner and soft gentle ways. She must have been very good to look at, too, or her own sex would never have been so fond of pulling her beauty to pieces, and demolishing it, as it were, item by item, till they finished by proving that she was positively hideous — a perfect witch ! God help the man, however, over whom such witches cast their spells ! She had about her a nameless fascination, such as, happily for mankind, falls to the lot of but few women ; such as, I am convinced, must have been pos- sessed by Medea in the olden time, and to which I refer all the fables of those charms and love-philtres insisted on by the poets as forming the pharmacopoeia of that seductive dame : such as enabled the swart Eg^^^tian 56 GOOD FOR NOTHING. to take and reject Emperor after Emperor, as a modem belle does partner after partner in a ball-room, and to play with the civilized world as a child does with its ball : such as taught Mary, Queen of Scots, to make fools no less of grave statesmen than of ii'on warriors, mflicting madness on some and death on others, as the penalty of coming within the sphere of her attractions : such a charm, in short, as should be labelled ' poison,' like any other deadly ingredient, and of which the most dan- gerous featm-e is the possessor's own unconsciousness of its power. It is hopeless to attempt the description of a woman. All that is most attractive in her beauty can be rendered neither by pen nor pencil ; nay, not even by the boasted facsimile of the photograph. Lustrous eyes, deep and soft and winning ; a colouring like the delicate pmk of the mner petals of the moss-rose ; silken ban-, dark m the shade and golden brown in the sun ; an oval face of the noblest Anglo-Saxon type, sm-mounted by the fau'est, gentlest brow that was ever ploughed by care ; a romided outline of form, less that of the nymph than of the goddess, and the graceful yet dignified bearing of a queen. What is all this but a commonplace good-looking person, defined in commonplace words, as a botanist might define a rose ? Does it explain the charm that sm-rounds the woman, any more than a page of Loudon could convey the fragrance that clings about the flower? Does it not utterly fail to paint that rai^est and most dangerous combmation, the ideal united with the physi- cal type of womanly perfection, the form that can alike win devotion and command obedience — the beauty to dream of, to worship, and to caress ? ^ADA.' 57 Aye ! she was this and she was that — good and gentle, and fair and fond, and so is many another ; but Ada was loveahle^ that's the truth ! and in that one word lies all the mystery and all the mischief. Her youth had not been an enviable one, and indeed her share of happiness in life was none of the largest. Is it not usually so with the most gifted of both sexes ? Are not the bravest and the best, the gentlest and the loveliest, doomed to pay a heavy price for their supe- riority over their kind ? — as if fate had resolved to equalize the lot of mortals ; nay, to bake the porcelain in a furnace seven times hotter than that of the common clay. I never see a man the envy of his fellows — I never look upon a woman the admiration of a ball-room — but I think of the proud head humbled perhaps, and bowed to the very dust, when there are none to see ; of the sweet face writhing in sorrow on its pillow when the li,n:ht is out, and hot tears can course each other down the winsome cheek unrestrained in the dark. Who can guess the wound that is draining the combatant's life away, so long as he keeps his head up and his vizor closed? I once overheard four words spoken that I have never been able to forget ; it is years ago, and he who uttered them has gone long since to the rest for which he yearned so painfully, which he never found on earth ; which perhaps I alone, of all others, knew to be the one desire of his tortured spirit — of his weary, aching heart. And thus it fell out that I heard the cry of his great agony. I had seen him in all the pride and exultation of social triumph. A week before he had won his election. 58 GOOD FOR NOTHING. and been cliaii-ed and cheered — for in those days such demonstrations were permitted by law — as popular can- didate had never been chaked and cheered before. He possessed the fairest bride and the noblest fortune of three counties ; he was yomig, handsome, high-spirited, and popular. That very day his favourite horse had won a cup, and I had myself witnessed rank and beauty and genius crowding round him, with homage and smiles and compliments, aye, and envy of his thrice-favoured lot. So as I walked homewards along a meadow-path, screened from the high road by a double hedge, thick, briery, and fragrant with a load of May, I mused on all I had seen, and I said in my heart, ' Surely this man must be happy ! ' And even while thus I thought, the tramp of his horse was on the other side of the hedge, as he too rode home alone, and I caught a glimpse through the blossoms of the fortunate one's face. Oh ! the weary, hopeless look of those contracted features I shall never forget, nor the stifled agony of the voice with which he said aloud, ' Oh God ! oh God ! How long ! ' looking up the while into the blue laughing sky. When I heard a week afterwards that he was dead, could I sorrow for him as the rest did, ' cut off,' said they, ' in his prime, with all that made life worth having at his feet ? ' Could I pity him, and bless myself with uplifted hands, and murmm-, ' The ways of Providence are inscrutable,' according to the authorized formula provided for such cases ? No ; rather I thought wist- fully with Job of those ' which long for death and it cometh not,' ' which rejoice exceedingly and are glad when they can find the grave.' It is a good many yeai'S now since a gay and gallant 59 young Englishman, spending a soldier's leave in the capital of Austria, thought it expedient to fall in love with one of those Viennese damsels whose fascinations are so peculiarly fatal to the British heart. Major Glyn, like his countrymen in general, could not resist the smiling eyes, luxmiant tresses, and winning ways of a certain fair young Grafinn, from whose gentle tones he acquired the worst of all possible German, to the detriment of his pronunciation and the irremediable capture of his affections. But the Major, though soft, was honest, and profomidly regardless of the fact that he had very little besides his pay, and that his bride's fortune was barely sufl&cient to provide her with a trous- seau; he married her out of hand at the British Em- bassy, to the infinite disgust of his own family, who repudiated him ever afterwards, and brought her away to join his regiment in England as happy as if he had forty thousand a year. These penniless marriages generally answer remark- ably well at first. Whilst the bloom is on the thing, upholstery and gilding are very unnecessary decorations, and a 'dinner of herbs' is a most piquant repast so long as you are in love with your cook. Most of us know the story of the vapid and blase young gentleman who went to the Olympic with the late Lord Melbourne, and complained next day of the dull evening he had spent. *Hang the fellow!' said the light-hearted statesman, ' couldn't he see the people in the streets, and the gas- lights flaring on the lobsters in the fishmongers' windows? Wasn't that pleasure enough for him f What would a man have?' And so say I, ' What would a man have ? ' To have 60 GOOD FOR NOTHING. the right face opposite you every morning at breakfast, the right voice asking you to have more tea, the right smile shining to gladden and soften you for the whole day ; m short, ' the right woman in the right place,' is happiness enough for any man on this side the grave — ^ So long as it lasts.^ Ay ! there is the rub — the gild- ing is so apt to wear off, the coloui's so seldom stand. A man gives his all willingly enough for the Venus Anadyomene, but some fine morning he may wake up immeasurably disgusted to find he has got but a plaster of Pai'is cast. If he is wise, he raises it incontmently several inches on its pedestal, and spends the rest of his life in endeavouring to deceive himself and others as to the reality of the idol ; if he is a fool he dashes it to the earth and breaks it all to pieces and seeks out another, to be again disappointed, with the same result. In either case he wishes he had left the goddess alone. Such, however, was not Major Glyn's fate. He often boasted, and with reason, that he was the happiest man in the British ai'my. He had married the woman he loved, and he loved the woman he married (not necessarily a logical sequence), so he never found him- self without strength and spirits to fight the battle of life. Always in active employment, he was enabled, though with little but his profession to depend upon, to live in tolerable comfort, as the saying is, ' from hand to mouth ;' nor, when a girl was born to them, did father or mother despair because there would be no fortune to leave their child. ' God will provide,' said the Grafinn in her German accent ; and the Major was quite satis- fied on his infant's behalf with the reversion. And so little Ada grew from a delicate fragile baby into a rosy. 61 saucy romp, always merry, fresh, gladsome, and mlful ; welcome even in the stem area of the orderly-room, and almost as great a pet with his brother-officers as she was with her own papa. But these happy days could not last for ever. The busy, energetic, light-hearted soldier found himself one morning unfit for duty. Before watch-setting that night he was ' down with the fever,' to use the regi- mental expression ; and little Ada missed her accustomed dance to the music of ' the Taptoo,' which was hushed in consideration of the ^Major's sickness. The next day she went to see him for five minutes, and never again. He was indeed loth to quit his darling ; loth to quit the dear fond wife with whom he had never ex- changed an unkind word ; loth to quit his profession, his men, his hopes, and his useful, practical career ; but he bowed his head to the stroke with courage and resignation. Nor did a word of complauit escape his lips, save that he said once, ' It seems hard to leave you and the child ; but I shall see you both again ! ' Then the muffled drum was beat, and the soldiers marched with their arms reversed; and the charger, with empty saddle, followed his master to the grave, and the Grafinn was a widow, and little Ada an orphan. They struggled on for years, as so many people do in the middle — or perhaps I should rather say the lowest — of the upper ranks of life ; struggled to keep up an appearance of respectability on an msufficient income — to seem if not to he above want — to retain a footing on that imaginary surface called ' society,' which was continually slipping from beneath them, and every- body said they deserved great credit for their efibrts, 62 GOOD FOR NOTHING. and pitied them exceedingly and assisted tliem not at all. So little Ada grew from a rosy romidabout child into a tall slip of a girl ; and the Grafinn taught her all she knew herself, and lived only for her daughter, and was somewhat startled at last to find that daughter ex- panding into a full-grown woman, beautiful and admired, and actually sought after in marriage. Now a young lady's first ofier, like a young sports- man's first partridge, combines the two very agreeable elements of novelty and success. Nor does one or the other devote much consideration to the mtrinsic value of the bird in the bag. Ada never stopped to think whether the little flutter of triumph she experienced at Mr. Latimer's attentions was the result of vanity or affection, nor hesitated for an instant in assentinor to mamma's avowed opinion ' that Mr. Latimer was a very charming person, calculated to make any girl happy ; that Ada ought to feel flattered and grateful at his proposal, and if she thought she could like him, had better accept him at once ! ' The Grafinn having made a love-match herself, and found it tm'n out remarkably well, was mclined strenu- ously to counsel matrimony, and held also the fii^m conviction of all foreigners — that nothing is so desir- able for a young lady as an early marriage, before she can possibly know her o^^i mind. There were besides many prudential considerations in favour of the match. The Grafinn's health was delicate; her income very small. It was a great point to get Ada settled. She would then be no longer anxious about her dear child. She would miss her mdeed sadly ; but 63 it was for Ada's happiness — doubtless for Ada's happi- ness — and the sooner it was concluded the better. People differ so much in their ideas of happiness. Many, and those doubtless the wisest and most re- flective, hold that it consists in plate, carriage-horses, and a punctual return of their neighbours' visits ; others, and these are justly scouted for their folly, opine that it flourishes best in a soil of kindliness and community of ideas — nay, that it must be warmed by the sunshine of mutual affection. Alas for those who have discovered that none of these accessories can ensure its duration; that it is no exhalation which rises from earth, but a dew that descends from heaven. Alas for them! because such knowledge comes only through great sorrow and anguish of heart, yet is it a lesson that shall profit them unspeakably hereafter. So Ada listened to mamma with a glowing cheek and a pleased smile, and told her to accept Mr. Latimer for her that afternoon when he called, and went about her simple preparations, nothing doubtmg but that she had done all for the best, nor dreamed in her inno- cence that she was about to barter her woman's birth- right for a mess of pottage. It is not the sorrow that must be sustained in an unhappy union, which is to be dreaded ; that can be borne like all other tangible evils. It is the galling reflection on the joy that has been missed. Latimer was one of those comely, cheerful, plausible individuals who are so popular with the world. The men voted him ' such a good fellow,' because forsooth he was ready at any houi' to eat and drink, to play whist, and smoke, or join in the diversion that was 64 GOOD FOR NOTHING. uppermost. Always well ' got up,' thanks to his tailor — always fresh-coloured, thanks to his digestion, which was indeed faultless — constitutionally good-humoiu-ed, and displaying habitually that superficial cordiality which supplies its possessor with so many acquamtances and so few friends — he was an acquisition to every party of pleasure, a welcome guest in every fast-going circle, a necessary featm^e of every race-meeting or other public gathering of the thoughtless and the gay. The very gipsy-women at Ascot knew Latimer too well ; ) ofier to tell him his fortune. ' You've got it in J., or face, my dear,' they would say, peering roguishly up into his well-favoured countenance, flushed with luncheon and success. 'There's luck in the tone of your voice and luck in the turn of your eye, and it's no use to look in yom^ hand, with such beautiful whiskers as yom's. Give the poor gipsy half-a-crown ! ' Nor was the flattery undeserved. Latimer's whiskers were indeed worthy of the pains he bestowed upon them. Shiny, curly, and voluminous, they possessed all the elements of grandem- ; and their proprietor was once heard modestly to observe that he owed most of his success in life to the assistance of these magnificent appendages. I do not think he was quite so great a favourite with ladies as with men. The gentler sex have wonderful discrimination in character, and an intuitive perception of that which is artificial or insincere. They could not but be amused with his small-talk and gratified by his attentions ; yet every woman on first meeting him vowed she considered him 'bad style;' and one very great lady to whom he was presented, herself by no ' ADA.' 65 means choice in her selection of devotees, looked him well over and tm-ned her back upon him thenceforward, with the sweeping condemnation ' that he had not the slightest pretensions to the character of a gentleman ! ' So he never penetrated quite into the highest circles of that world in which he lived ; nor did the exclusion affect him m the smallest degree. He led a smoking, jovial, free-and-easy life, chiefly in a class of society which the great lady alluded to above would have termed ' thii'd-rate,' and a good deal amongst artists, professionals, actors and actresses, singers and the like. By degrees he lapsed entirely into the com- panionship of the latter ; and after he had spent his patrimony had serious thoughts of going on the stage, when the death of a relative put him once more in possession of a competency and deprived the drama of a very indifferent performer. He was about two- thu'ds through this last fortune, when the Power that arranges these matters put it into his head that he should like to make Ada jNIrs. Latimer. Poor Ada ! The Grafinn never found out the mis- take she had made. The girl gave her hand to Latimer; and had he truly loved her, had he even cared for her with the cold temperate affection of a relative, doubt- less her heart would in time have followed the gift. But ere she had been married a very few weeks, the truth began to dawn upon her that they were utterly unsuited to each other. His innate vulgarity of mind and feeling was continually offending her own refine- ment — that true refinement which is the essential characteristic of every pure-hearted woman. She could not conceal from herself that he war. utterly VOL. I. F 66 GOOD FOE NOTHING. selfish, utterly unprincipled, and that the very par- tiality which he had shown for her beauty, and which had led him into a step so contrary to all his maxims of worldly prudence as marriage, was fast fading away in her daily society. Can anything be so galling to a woman's pride as this ? — to feel that she has sacrificed her whole existence to a man who wanted nothing but the shell, and see him gradually getting th-ed of her ; the while he is as ignorant of the real woman, the mind and feelings, and so to speak, the kernel of the fruit, as an utter stranger. Had she loved him it would have broken her heart ; as it was it only broke her spirit. She determined, however, that the Grafinn should never know how unhappy she was; and day after day this fair young creature performed her part with a noble hypocrisy, and smiled cheerfully m her mother's face as if she were the happiest wife in the world. Then came pecuniary difficulties, angry consultations, and constant humiliation. In the midst of it all the poor Grafinn died, and Ada felt when she had lost her last friend as if now indeed she had experienced the very keenest form of woe. ^ I can never be so unhappy again,' said Ada, as she dried her tears after her mother's funeral. We have most of us thought so more than once in our lives. Dare we defy the future to equal the suffering of the past ? CHAPTER VI. THE ADVENTURER. N addition to his other vices, or as he chose to term them, ' his amiable -weaknesses,' Latimer was a gambler. Speculation, in- deed, seemed to be an essential ingredient of his character, and he liked it for its own sake, for the excitement of its vicissitudes, the daily ups and downs of winning and losing, perhaps more than for the actual lucre which was the ostensible object of his ventures. Not satisfied with the chances and changes of the turf, he loved to hazard considerable sums at all games of skill or fortune, nay, to dabble occasionally in that treacherous river of Pactolus which mortals call the Stock Exchange, a flood of which the golden waters are so hot as to scald the fingers of all but the wariest and most experienced manipulators. Such a character is ill adapted to make a good husband to a woman whose value he is incapable of appreciating, and of whose beauty he is beginning to get tired. So matters verged rapidly to a conclusion ; and at last came the explanation and the climax. They lived in a pretty villa on the Thames, em- bowered in sweet-briar and honeysuckles, with a sunny lawn stretching do'S'.Ti to the water-side, and the rich F2 68 GOOD FOE NOTHING. laburnums, the ' golden rain ' trees of Ada's mother- tongue, di'oopmg overhead as they swayed and glittered in the scented breeze of spring. It was a snug retreat within easy distance of London, as Latimer well knew, yet retired and rural as a hermitage to Ada, who was content to dwell there in solitude week after week, whilst he amused himself in the rambling, dissipated, good-for-nothing society which had now become his natural element. Occasionally, by her husband's desire, she would receive his associates at ' The Cottage,' and exerted herself with such good effect to entertain them, that ' Latimer's sweet wife ' became a synonyme for all that was loveliest and best on earth, even amongst the blackest sheep of that vagrant flock. Many a roue, desperate and reckless, felt something strangely like a pang in his worn, bad heart, as he bethought him what a different man he might have been with such a woman as that to care for, and tmiied from his host with a feeling nearly akin to disgust, as he observed the utter want of deference and regard with which he treated that gentle and lovely lady. Ada bore with it all, sadly, but micomplainingly. Passionately fond of music, she cultivated her talents to the utmost, and amongst all her husband's hetero- geneous store of acquaintances, those who made har- mony their profession seemed always the most accept- able at the pleasant luncheons or fascinating little dinners for which the Cottage was notorious. It was a fine summer morning after one of these reunions^ and Ada was moving about amongst her flowers, ' herself the rose of all.' The French windows THE ADVENTUEER. 69 of the Cottage opened to the lawn, and within might have been seen an elaborate breakfast service of massive silver on a little round table spread with a snowy cloth, and bearing a luxurious repast, whereof a tall bottle and a bouquet of roses formed two conspicuous features. Anon emerged into the garden a stout, good-looking gentleman, bright and fresh as the summer morn itself, with ambrosial whiskers of extraordinary magnitude, a richly-embroidered velvet dressing-gown, and an amber- tipped cMhoii.que in his mouth. Puffing forth volumes of fragrant Latakian fumes, he paced leisurely down the smooth-shaven sward — ' Always busy amongst those miserable flowers, Ada,' he remarked carelessly, without removing the pipe from his mouth; 'I wonder you're not tired of roses and lilies and dafiydown-dillies. Don't you find this place cursedly slow ? ' She looked quickly up at him. Woman as she was, a biting retort could not but occur to her as she con- trasted his life with her own, but she swallowed it down, and replied meekly, ' You know I like gardening ; and surely this is pleasanter than hot, smoky London.' He yawned, and crushed an insect beneath his gold- and- velvet slipper. ' You don't like London, eh ? ' ' Hate it,' was the reply honestly enough ; and she knelt down to tie up a drooping carnation. ' I'm sorry for that,' he answered, as if speaking on a matter of trivial importance; 'for I expect you'll have to live there for some years. I've sold the Cot- 70 GOOD FOR NOTHING. tage, Ada, furnitm-e, fixtm-es, and all. Sold it within a hundred of its full value, and lost every rap of the money into the bargain ! ' She was so accustomed to these uncomfortable com- mmiications, so used to reverses, that she only turned a shade paler, and opened her large eyes as he went on. 'I'm about told out, Ada, that's the fact. Every- thing has gone wi'ong lately, just as it did, I remember, in Belphegor's year. What a cracker I stood to win on him and the Rejected ! Well, I've never had a turn of luck since Northampton ; and the funds went down seven-eighths just after I bought in; and the South African railway shares are not worth so much waste paper ; and the mines in Paraguay seem to produce nothing but fire-damp and bilge-water ; and indigo has gone down twenty-five per cent. It's a drug in the market — nobody buys it. Egad, I shall look blue enough with all I've got on my hands ! Lucky I didn't pay cash for it. And I've bills enough out to paper the dining-room — and, in short, Ada, I've seen this coming on a long time, but I wouldn't bother you about it.' ' Why didn't you ? ' she said laying her shapely hand on his arm with something akin to a caress. Had he trusted in her, and gone to her for sympathy and comfort, she could almost have loved him even then. This was not his object, however, and it would only have encumbered him ; so he refilled his pipe, and proceeded with a cheerful smile, like that of a man detailing his possessions or his gains. ' Money in the funds, none ; landed property, four acres of garden and meadow-land — sold ; indigo, sixty- seven chests bond — not paid for; shares and scrip, THE ADVENTUREE. 71 about fifteen hundred ; liabilities, from six to seven thousand ; personal property, one chesnut cab-horse, with plated harness to match — seized ; also several exceedingly well-made suits of clothes — worn out, and one bottle of first-growth chateau-margaux, on the breakfast table — empty! I think, Ada, it is almost time for me to make a bolt of it.' She was unprepared for so complete a smash as he described. She could but weep a little, and vn:mg her hands at her o^yn helplessness. ' Can nothing be done ? ' she said ; 4s it worse than it ever was before ? Will matters not come right in time, William ? you have so often been in difficulties.' She had not called him by his Christian name for many a long day ; but her heart warmed to him now, for he was in distress, or at least she thought he was. It was Sunday, and the bells were ringing for morn- ing service. Instinctively she moved towards the house as if to prepare for chm'ch, but Latimer placed himself before her — ' Don't go to-day, Ada,' said he ; 4t's no use making a secret of it any longer; I'm ofi" this evening for Australia ! ' She sank down on a garden-seat in a state of utter prostration and astonishment. When a man meditates any deed of miusual harsh- ness or injustice, he generally lashes himself into such a state of anger as shall goad him to the necessary pitch of hard-heartedness ; and although Latimer was constitutionally a good-humoured person enough, he thought it incumbent on him at this juncture to prove that his ovfii ruin was chiefly his wife's fault ; so he T2 GOOD FOR NOTHING. puiFed savagely at his chihoKqiie, advancing to the at- tack under cover of the smoke. ' I've never had a chance, you see, Ada, encumbered as I have been. Living down here, I have been obliged to neglect matters of great importance in London ; and with my small income how could I afford the expense of two estabUshments ? ' (Of the truth of this reasoning Latimer himself was the best judge ; but if the Cottage was his only home he was strangely belied.) ' Then I've been unlucky at play, cursedly unlucky. Why only last night when we all went up from here, INIacer broke the bank at Number Nine, whilst I was losing every shilling I had in the world at Poulterer's. I can't be in two places at once, can I? Everything went on well enough till I married, since then I've been so hampered and bothered I've had no time for any- thing. There, it's no use crying. You'll do far better without me ; and perhaps when I get to the other side of the globe altogether, there's a chance that the luck may turn.' Again, had she loved him, how such a heartless speech would have dried her tears and scorched her brain, but her holier feelings at least were unwounded, and she only suffered from an oppressive sense of loneliness and injustice ; so she hid her face in her hands and wept on. ' I shall get away to-night,' he proceeded, his good- humour returning with the prospect of travelling, and the indulgence of his innate love of change and excite- ment. ' Being Smiday, I'm safe, you see, and I can run down to Southampton and embark before day-break to-morrow. I bought some lots two or three hmidred THE ADYENTUEEE. 73 miles from Sydney last year on spec, and have never been able to get rid of them. It's the only estate I 've got left now, and I ought to go and live on it. I 'm not a bad hand at roughing it, Ada, though I like to have things ship-shape when I can.' He pointed as he spoke to the pretty house, the very type of elegance and comfort. ' But after all, it's not the first " doAvner" I 've had by a good many ; and if it was not for leaving you^ I shouldn't care so much about it.' ' May not I go with you ? ' she said, looking quickly up at him with a wistful, searching glance. Latimer's face elongated visibly. He had never con- templated the affair from this point of view. He waved his pipe vaguely, as though to convey an idea of indefi- nite space, and observed doubtfully, ' Why, it's a long voyage, you see, and a wild country when you get there, and everything quite in the rough, and no arrangements made. I think I had better go first, and see how things are. In short, Ada, you'd be infernally in the way, and that's the truth ! ' She seemed quite satisfied with so conclusive an answer, and never again reverted to the subject, but busied herself with preparations for his comfort, and inquiries as to his supply of ready money, which was indeed of no inconsiderable amount, and saw his things packed up, and took his directions as to how to make the best of the broken remnant of their fortunes, never repining nor reproaching him that starvation seemed about to stare her in the face ; and so the afternoon wore on, and a cab came to the front gate of the villa, and it was time for him to be gone. A bystander might scarce have supposed he saw a 74 GOOD FOE NOTHING. parting between husband and wife, perhaps for ever, who had witnessed that well-dressed, happy-looking gentleman spring gaily into the cab that was to take him to London, comiting his luggage with an experienced eye, and rolling an unlighted cigar between his fingers ; and that pale, yet composed and quiet lady going to and fro from the door to the carriage with cloaks and ^Taps, and such articles as are always forgotten till the moment of departure. Yet Latimer's voice was very hoarse, and there ivas an unusual moisture in his eyes as he bid her the last farewell, and she grew paler and paler, till her face was like the face of a corpse, as she stood at the door of the villa, gazing wistfully after the cab till it was out of sight. Her last action had been to press into his hand a small sealed packet, which her husband natm^ally opened as soon as he was fairly on his road to London. It contained the few jewels and all the ready money poor Ada possessed. Deserted, and in poverty, she could still despoil herself for the sake of one who had caused her unvarying sorrow and discomfort. This time the tears fairly filled Latimer's eyes. ' What a trump that girl is ! ' said he, with so loud an oath as to startle even the imperturbable cabman who di'ove him. 'Why couldn't I like her better? Why coiddnH I ? Confound it ! you're far better with- out me ! but I'll never part with the bracelet, my poor Ada ! Never, as long as I live, never ! ' Heartless, unfeeling as the man was, he separated it from the rest of the trinkets, wrapped it up carefully, and laid it tenderly in his bosom. Then he drove on more comfortable, feeling as if he had made his wife THE ADVENTUEER. 75 some amends, and joined a convivial party of fellow profligates whom he had engaged to meet at an early Greenwich dinner, previous to his departui'e by the night train, in something like his accustomed hilarity and spirits. Latimer's principle, I need hardly say, was to take all the pleasure that came to his hand, and so, although he had left his home that day a ruined man, and was about to be self-exiled, perhaps for life, from his country, there were still a few hours of the evening to be filled up, and how could they be better employed than in eating bread-and-butter and whitebait, and drinking success to his own voyage in Mr. Hart's sunniest champagne ? If a thought of the pale face he had left ever did distm-b him, which is doubtful, he felt the bracelet next his heart, and as bumper after bumper disappeared and mounted to his brain, he began to think ' he wasn't such a bad fellow, after all. Why should a man's efforts be hampered by a woman he didn't care for — wife or no wife? par- ticularly in a new country — nobody could control cir- cumstances — hang it ! he had done the best he could — no fellow could do more.' So his friends drank his health, and a ' pleasant voyage to him,' and Latimer paid the bill, and they saw him off by the train, and thus tolerably com- fortable in body, and by no means uneasy in mind, the exile hummed ' Cheer boys, cheer,' and smoked alter- nately half way to Southampton. Ada gazed after the cab that took away her husband till it had turned the corner of the road and was fairly gone, then she went back into the drawing-room, look- ing strangely forlorn and deserted now, and bur^dng 76 GOOD FOR NOTHING. her face in the sofa cushions gave way to a passion of tears. After this she prayed long and earnestly on her knees, and rose up composed and comforted. Sore, so to speak, and -wearied with agitation, yet with a new and startling sensation of relief and liberty at her heart. CHAPTER yn. ' GANZ ALLEIN.' HERE were housekeeping bills to be settled, there were servants to be paid off and dis- missed, there were certain lady's knick- knacks and trifles of Ada's own to be disposed of, before the too surely impending execution should be put into the house, and these matters had to be arranged and attended to by the lone and help- less woman. And then after all was done, after sus- taining reproach and insult from one creditor, and coarse pity, almost as hard to bear, from another, — after wrangling with a broker's man, who persisted in calling her ' miss,' for her mother's miniature, and eventually being compelled to purchase her o^ti pro- perty, after seeing the very sanctuary of her home profaned by strangers, and her household gods shattered upon her hearth, poor, friendless Mrs. Latimer had to betake her to a cheap and dirty London lodging, and sit down with her hands before her to consider what she should do next. Once, and once only, she revisited ' the Cottage.' The laburnums had drooped and faded now ; the la^wn that used to be so trim, was patched and ragged with a rank growth of verdure, the carna- tions were trodden down, the roses withered or over- 78 GOOD FOE NOTHING. blown, and a carpet hung outside tlie front bed-room window. She never went near the place again. Man prides himself on his courage in facing danger, on his endurance of hardship, his dogged resistance under dijfficulties, in short, on what he calls ' his pluck.' I do not think this quality is monopolized by the stronger sex. I believe a stouter heart often beats under a pair of stays, than under a steel cuirass. My own idea is that a brigade of amazons could conquer the world. The great difficulty would be to provide a brigadier. Who is to command these heroines? who is to enforce obedience in the muslin ranks of the in- vincibles? Not one of their o"wti sex, assm'edly, and more assuredly still not one of ours. Mrs. Latimer, brought up with all the refinements and comforts of a ojentlewoman, and after her marriage surrounded by the luxuries which never fail to pervade an establishment over which ruin is impending, found herself compelled to look absolute ivant in the face. Not for a moment did she quail before the grim antag- onist. Like a brave commander, she sat down and calculated her resources. They were very slender, but she had a hopeful, trusting heart to back them, and she never despaired that they would prove enough. She must do something to gain her own livelihood, that was obvious; the humble store of ready money was melting day by day, and when that was gone ! it w^ould not do to dwell upon the possibility. Her rare talent had not been left uncultivated, she had worked and studied during her long solitary hom'S at the Cot- tage, till she h^d attained a degree of science and execution rarely equalled by an amateur. She would ' GANZ ALLEIN.' 79 become a music-mistress — if need were, she would sing in public for her bread. And here her acquaintance with the professionals stood her in good stead. No class of society is so ready to lend a helping hand to the unfortunate, as that which itself derives a precarious subsistence from art — precarious because art is but an ornament, and not a necessity of existence. My lord makes a memoran- dum of the case for future consideration, and bows his suppliant out with a cold smile. The thriving trades- man gilds his coarse jest or coarser rebuke with a present alms, but peremptorily declares that no future application must be made in the same quarter. It is the artist alone who affords sympathy as well as assis- tance, who gives ungrudgingly from his small means, and wishes it were more; above all, who displays a personal interest in reverses and misfortunes such as he knows may at some future time impede his own career. Which of us but has felt the inestimable value of a friend who mahes our case Ms own? w) ) lends us a helping hand out of our trouble, not dr^ shod on the brink, but wading himself knee-deep in the mire ? who binds up our wounds and puts us on his own beast, and pays our score into the bargain ? Ay ! that good Samaritan must have dwelt in a land infested by thieves ; must have himself knoTMi what it was to be robbed and wounded, so he had the heart to aid as well as to pity the maltreated traveller, and poured oil into his wounds, and tenderly lifted his gasping brother from the plain. No sooner did Mrs. Latimer make it knoAvn that she required assistance, than friends gathered round 80 GOOD FOR NOTHING. her far more numerously than she could have supposed. Ada was not without her faults. At the core of her gentle, kindly nature was a leavening of indomitable pride, and I fear she experienced more suffering from some of these well-meant offers of assistance, than she had done from many an effort of privation and self- denial. A beginning, however, must be made ; one introduction leads to another, and thus it is that the bees get what is called ' a connexion ' amongst the drones. It was not long ere the first step was gained ; the bass singer whom I have already mentioned, and who had eaten many a good dinner of Mrs. Latimer's providing, had made the very roof-tree of the Cottage shake to his tones, had recommended her to a young lady in the Regent's-park who was anxious to take singing lessons ; the terms were higher than she ex- pected. It was a most fortunate opening, there was nothing more to be done but to begin. So on a hot, dusty, glaring day early in August, the music-mistress left her humble lodging to commence this first essay in gaining her daily bread. A week ago she would have thought that such an opportunity as the present would have made her perfectly happy. Now she di'eaded and almost loathed it, though she re- proached herself for ingratitude the while, and took herself bitterly to task for weakness of purpose and want of courage. At times she felt as if the gallant spirit within could face and conquer any difficulties, but at times, also — and who shall blame her ? — the tears sprang to her eyes as she thought of her friendless and unprotected position, of her di-eary lot, her young days darkened, her young beauty wasted in the mere strug- 'GANZ ALLEIX.' 81 gle to live, her capacity for happiness and for making happy so completely thrown away ! Who shall say why these things are so? Why the warmest heart must sometimes be the saddest and the loneliest ? Why the kindliest nature must so often be di'iven baok upon it- self, to sour and weary and deteriorate ? So little, so very little, would make some so happy ! and yet that little is sternly and consistently denied. It is not for us to penetrate these things. The Great Artificer of all is the best judge. Day by day we see the round man in the square hole. We only know that all the struggling in the world will not make his prison one whit less angular and uncomfortable. E-evolvmg such thoughts as these, iMrs. Latimer, in the quietest and simplest attire, crossed the New E-oad at the top of Portland-place, and as she did so narrowly escaped being knocked down by a high-stepping brown cab-horse that was wasting a deal of action (considering the time of year), and throwing about a vast quantity of froth as he champed and chui'ned under the skilful guidance of a pair of lavender-coloured gloves, the only portions visible of the occupier of the cab. The lady was unconscious of her danger. The gentleman totally unaware of her proximity. They passed within a horse's length, yet neither saw the other's face. Mrs. Latimer, with her indigenous good taste, could not but approve of the tout ensemble that had so nearly knocked her down as it rattled by ; but she had far other thoughts to occupy her mind than dark green panels and high- stepping cab-horses. Whilst Gilbert Orme — for Gilbert it was who o^vned the lavender gloves aforesaid — was yawning his way out of to^^Ti in a state of weariness VOL. I. a 82 GOOD FOE NOTHING. and vacuity \\'liich forbade him to take the slightest interest in any sublunary consideration. He was hored with the London season, yet leaving it with no feelings of relief or excitement. He was on his way to a Scotch mountain, where he expected to be hored by the society of too many mtimate friends and too great a quantity of game. He was hored with the prospect of a railway journey of some five hundred miles, to be accomplished with a break at a north country hotel. It was a hore stopping on the way ; but then it was a hore travelling all night. He was even hored with the self-imposed task of didving his o^vn cab to the station, and not five minutes before had caught himself almost envymg the cheerful face of a jolly drayman, whose wagon blocked the street. He was thinking what a weary, useless life his own was — how he would like to have an object for which to exert himself — something to make him eager, and energetic, and anxious, ay, even if it made him un- happy — something to scheme for, and think of, and fret about — something to care for — something to love. And he passed her within three paces, and drove on all unconsciously to the London and North-Western Railway ; but we will not anticipate, and our business is now with the lady rather than the gentleman. Mrs. Latimer walked on till she arrived at the gate of a pretty detached villa, the entrance to which, with its trim la"\yn and well-swept gravel-drive, reminded her a little of the Cottage. It was, however, a far larger and more stately residence, and everything about it, from the fat spaniel stretching itself in the sun, to the puffy footman who opened the door, denoted afflu- ence and comfort. * GANZ ALLEIN.' 83 * Is Miss Jones at home ? ' asked the music-mistress, conquering a mixed feeling of pride and shyness at a gulp. ' Yes, my lady,' answered the man, a thorough Lon- don servant, who had only accepted the appointment with Alderman Jones, as he said, ' temporarily, for country air,' and whose savoir vivre prompted him that so plainly dressed and engaging a lady calling at that early hour must be a countess at least. ' Step this way, my lady, if you please ! ' Remorse tore that official's heart, and poisoned his one-o'clock dinner, when he ascertained the real busi- ness of the visitor. In the meantime, Mrs. Latimer followed her conductor upstairs, summoning all her courage for the ordeal. At the first landing-place she encountered a rubicund old gentleman with a bald head and a white neckcloth, who first begged her pardon, as it should seem, for taking the liberty of going do^vn-stairs in his own house, and then stopped her further progress by the summary process of placing his corpulent person immediately in front of her. ' Madam,' said the old gentleman, with a ludicrous mixture of profound deference and startling abmpt- ness, 'pardon the liberty I take in asking, but are you going upstairs to give my daughter a singing- lesson ? ' She bowed silently in the affirmative. ' This, then,' she thought, 'must be the parent Jones. I wonder if his daughter's voice is equally difficult to modulate.' ' Not with that pale face — I'll be — I beg youi- par- don — not with that pale face ! You don't go a step G2 84 GOOD FOE NOTHING. further. This way, ma'am, this way. You'll excuse me. John, the sherry, directly; and a biscuit, and some fruit! And let Miss Jones know. You'll find this the coolest room in the house. Lord ! how tired she looks; and what a knave that husband of hers must be ! ' The alderman had two little peculiarities, which ren- dered him at first a somewhat startling acquaintance — one was a habit of speaking out his thoughts and checking himself too late, which, though inconvenient, is by no means a very uncommon failing ; and the other, a practice of deriving his metaphors and other figures of speech from the noble game of whist, of which, though a moderate player, he was an ardent admirer. Albeit a trifle choleric, he was kindly, jovial, good-natured, and generous — loved his only daughter Bella, as he still loved her mother in her grave at St. John's Wood; and believed old sherry to be the true elixir vitce, and an unfailing remedy for all dis- eases, whether of body or mind. "With his o^^Ti hand he poured out a large glass of that reviving liquid for Mrs. Latimer. He had heard her story, and pitied her sincerely ; nor was he satisfied till she had drained it every drop, and the colour had returned to her cheek and the brightness to her eye. Then Alderman Jones began again. 'Bella's di'essing, Mrs. Latimer. A late riser; so was her poor mother. You should have known her, my dear madam. That woman was one in a million. There's her picture. Yes, it's very like, but wants her sweet smile. Ay, ay, we were very liappy toge- ther, too happy to last. But it's a blessed lot. Nothing ' GANZ ALLEIX; 85 equals a happy marriage ! By Jove! there's a mis- deal ! Have a little more sherry, Mrs. Latimer. No ? You're wrong, I think. I got it at Discount's sale last year. Poor fellow ! he knew what sherry was ; and now, he's left his wife and family, and gone off without a penny to Austr Hang it ! I was deuced near revoking again. Here's Bella !' Luckily for the alderman, his daughter made her appearance at this juncture ; and bowing kindly to Mrs. Latimer, rang for her late breakfast ; and in five minutes, with her frank, almost hoydenish, manner, and her kind, good heart, made the music-mistress feel com- pletely at home. She was a black-eyed, black-haired, fresh-coloured girl, with a broad comely face, and a broad hearty smile ; such a girl as looks more in place on a dairy-floor than behind the curtain of an opera- box, and yet with a degree of true refinement in her honest womanly nature that might put many a great lady to the blush. She tmned papa round her finger, did exactly what she pleased, and enjoyed her London life and her London pleasures as such things can only be enjoyed at nineteen. 'You must teach me to sing beautifully, Mrs. Latimer,' said she, before they had been five minutes at the piano- forte, * as beautifully as you do yom*self. I shall not be a bit afraid of you. I can see already that you are not the least cross.' Such was ^Irs. Latimer's first attempt at gaining a livelihood, and successful in itself, it led to success in many others. A fast friendship sprung up between her and the Jones's, cemented on their part by every kindly office they could imagine, and recommendations without 86 GOOD FOE NOTHING. end. The music-mistress soon found she had as much to do as she could find time for, and was even able to send out remittances to her good-for-nothing husband in Australia. The second of these donations was returned from Sydney with an intimation that William Latimer was no more. At the time at which my story opens, Ada had thus been eighteen months a widow, and was one of the sweetest English singers in London. CHAPTER Vm. MISGIVINGS. MUST begin my story again, taking what seamen call a fresh departure from a point subsequent to the events I have already detailed. Such of my characters as have appeared on the stage must be marshalled anew, fitted with proper dresses and decorations from the wardrobe, and so ushered up to the foot-lights, exulting in their respective parts. For those who may come on here- after I must crave indulgence, if not applause. Let the pit suck their oranges with forbearance, if not satisfaction, the boxes smother their yawns, the gallery abstain from hisses. Tragedy or comedy, touching melodrama or broad farce, the ciu*tain must fall at last on all alike ; so in real life — clouds or sunshine, storm or calm, lolling on patent springs, or trudging footsore through the mire, — have but patience, brother : Be the day weary or never so long, At length it ringeth to even-song. Alderman Jones is in an omnibus bound for the Bank ; John Gordon is in a counting-house in the City, ' count- ing out his money;' Bella is eating bread-and-butter,., if not ' bread and honey,' at the villa in the Regent's- 88 GOOD FOK NOTHING. park ; Lady Olivia in Belgrave-square is adding up her butcher's book ^ith a gold enamelled pencil; Lady Gertrude reading her French novel upstairs ; Ada Lati- mer is preventing two little girls at Bayswater from mangling a duet ; and Gilbert Orme, in his bachelor lodgings in Green-street, has already finished breakfast, though it is but twelve o'clock. It is the day after the morning concert to which he escorted his mother and cousin. Gilbert whistles with considerable execution (he learnt the accomplishment years ago at West- Acres, from the keeper's eldest boy, now assistant to a travelling showman), and he has whistled a simple plaintive air that he heard yesterday for the first time over and over again ; yet by the ex- pression of his face it does not seem that he whistles like the ploughboy, ' for want of thought.' Enter to him Lord Holyhead, an intimate friend, some few years his senior, who has admittance at all hours. That nobleman first examines his manly and military-looking person in every glass in the room, then throws himself into an arm-chair, hatted, gloved, booted and spurred, with his riding-whip in his hand, lights a cigar, gets it well under weigh, and finally condescends to bid good-morrow to his host. ' Well, Gilbert, how goes it, my boy ? ' To which Gilbert, as becomes one of the upper ten thousand, replies with classic elegance — * Nicely, thank ye, Nobs ! How's yourself?' This effort achieved, the friends smoke on in solemn sUence. It is scarcely necessary to observe that ' Nobs' is Holyhead's nickname, originally acquired at Eton, and like Falstaff 's 'Jack,' only to be used by his familiars. MISGIVINGS. 89 He is a nobleman of considerable energy and determi- nation, a stanch friend, an micOmpromising foe ; not sweet-tempered when crossed, but with tact and self- control, and moral as well as physical courage. His motives and principles are of the world worldly, but he will readily do battle even with that world on occasion. He has served with distinction, of which he is naturally proud, and has fought his way through one or two scrapes by sheer coolness and pluck better than he deserved. He likes Gilbert more than most people, and hustles him about, and 'wakes him up,' as he calls it, and otherwise domineers over him, as is his lordship's wont with his friends. Like all men of action, he finds a charm ui an easy-going, good-natured, dreamy tem- perament, especially antagonistic to his own ; so there are few days of which he does not spend a portion in Orme's society. Lord Holyhead is a widower, and, it would appear, not likely to marry again. He soon fidgets out of his arm-chair and makes a tour of the apartment, criticisuig for the hundredth time Gilbert's favourite prints and water-colours, and finding fault, as usual, with all the an^angements of his indolent friend on the sofa. ' You should put that screen fui'ther back, Gilbert. It would show the caricatm^es better, and keep ofi" the draught from the door. And do turn the Thetis with her face and neck to the light ; you lose the whole effect of her attitude in that corner.' ' I'm very fond of my Thetis,' says Gilbert, with a stretch and a yawn. ' No reason you should keep her in the dark, my 90 GOOD FOR NOTHING. boy. Then I don't like the bracket you have put her upon; all that florid carving is wretched bad taste, and not over well done. I'll send you one I saw yesterday in Wardoui'-street, on condition that you'll turn this hideous landscape to the wall. The water runs up-hill, and a thing like that has no business over a chimney- piece. Then Rosa Bonheur's print ought to hang as a 2)endant to the Landseer. By the way, talking of that, when are your horses commg up at Tattersall's ? ' ^ To-day,' answered Gilbert, settling himself into a more comfortable attitude on his couch. ' And you never told me a word about it. How like you. You certainly are the most mdolent fellow in London. I wanted particularly to know, and I could have helped you to sell them. Why, Craner would give anything to have the little bay horse. Is he to be sold?' ' What, Matador ? ' replied the fortunate proprietor of that desirable animal, 'yes — I suppose so — he'll go up with the rest.' ' I mean the horse you rode over six feet of timber last season mider the Coplow,' urged Holyhead, warmmg with the congenial subject, as hunting men will. ' Only five ! ' answered Gilbert, quietly, but his eye kindled and he moved into a sitting posture with some- thing like reviving energy. Bellerophon was not a better horseman, and he was over-fond of that fasci- nating pm'suit termed ' riding to hounds.' Hitherto it had been his one excitement, his passion, his pre- dilection, the poetry of his life. On his mental vision came back, as in a picture, the dash and skurry of the scene ; the stretching pastures MISGIVINGS. 91 smiling in the sun ; the time-honoured Coplow, crested with trees, above him ; the flashing scarlets scattering like a broken string of beads ; Matador's sweeping gallop and the meaning shake of his resolute little head ; the oak rails, high, stiff, and ragged, with the gurgling watercourse beyond ; and the deer-like bound that landed him alongside those white hounds fleeting so noiselessly up the hedge-row ! Even in Green-street his blood danced in his veins to think of it ; but the nil admirari is the ruling principle of modem youth, and so he sat still and said nothing more. ' Five, or six,' resumed his friend, ' you j^oiincled them all, and quite right too! Well, I shall be at Tattersall's after luncheon, and I'll TOte a note to Craner to meet me there. I suppose you won't take any trouble, and don't care a brass farthing whether the horses are sold, or boiled, or cut up into sandwiches? ' ^It won't make much difference to me,' answered Gilbert, who had never felt so little interest in these the most valued of his possessions as to-day ; ' we can't hunt again till November, you know, and now it's only May. If they're not sold they'll go down to West- Acres, and if they are I can always buy some more.' ' West- Acres,' said Lord Holyhead, thoughtfully, ' West- Acres ! why don't you marry yom- cousin, and go and live at West- Acres ? ' 'She's never asked me!' remarked Gilbert, with considerable naivete ; but the colour rose a little to his brow nevertheless, and he threw the end of his cigar into the grate, and unconsciously began to whistle 92 GOOD FOR NOTHING. the air that had lately taken snch strange possession of his fancy. Lord Holyhead was very much attached to his friend. He would have liked to furnish his house for him, buy his wines, choose his horses ; nay, to provide him with such a wife as he thought good for him, draw up the settlements himself, and stand godfather to the first-born, because tliis was his mode of showing his affection. He now began to ponder as to whether he should insist on Gilbert's becoming a Benedict or not. ' You're not a marrying man, I'm afraid,' continued the peer, walking about the room, and flicking the furniture in general with his riding-whip ; ' for the matter of that, no more am I. Still, there's a good deal to be said upon the propriety of yom- settling at West- Acres. In the first place, that property might be increased, with a little attention, nearly a third in value. Then your political interest should be kept up, and nothing does that so effectually as going to magis- trates' meetings and giving yom- neighbom's venison and champagne. The fact is, you ought to be in Parlia- ment, my boy. There will be a general election before long : go down and stand for the county ! ' ' I don't seem to care much about Parliament,' an- swered Gilbert ; ' and then the canvassing, and hand- shaking, and beer-drinking are not exactly in my line. I don't see why I'm to be hand and glove with Brown, Jones, and Bobinson, only when I want their votes, and I'm sure I couldn't keep it up when the necessity was past. Then think of those uncomfortable seats in the House of Commons, Holyhead; I'd rather be in a MISGIVINGS. 93 hussar-saddle, or a stall in a cathedral, or the front row of the dress circle at the play. No; I don't think it would suit my book to be a statesman.' ' Nonsense ! ' replied his energetic adviser ; ' every fellow should have something to do. You'll be para- lytic by the time you're forty, if I can't wake you up into exertion. I'll tell you what, Gilbert — I'll let you oif the House of Commons if you'll promise me that you'll marry Lady Gertrude.' Again a faint colour rose to the listener's temples, and a slight movement escaped him of impatience and disgust. The same topic had often before been sug- gested, nay, urged upon him by his friend, and he had almost brought himself to look upon it as most of us do upon death — to regard it as an eventual catastrophe, of which the time and manner were both so uncertain that it was useless to trouble his head upon the subject. Holyhead waxed more and more energet c as he pro- ceeded — 'I don't know where you're to find a nicer girl, if you hunt all London for her — clever, accomplished, good-humoured, good-looking, and as thoroughbred as Eclipse. She's just the girl to make a good wife to a man in a certain position,' and the peer thought of the late Lady Holyhead, who possessed indeed none of the advantages he had enumerated ; ' then she gets on so well with your mother, and you know as well as I do it isn't everybody who can manage Lady Olivia. Hang it, Gilbert ! if I was that sort of fellow, you know, and soft, and so on, I'll be shot if I wouldn't marry her myself, if I thought she'd have me.' 'I'm sure you've my leave to try,' was the imper- 94 GOOD FOE NOTHING. tui'bable answer. * Gertrude would like to be a peeress, and you're not such a bad fellow, after all; far more fit to be a respectable man than myself ! ' The peer rose, looked in the glass, twirled his mous- taches, and tm-ned away with a doubtful shake of the head. Apparently the last suggestion had struck out a fresh train of ideas, for he consulted his watch, strode to the window to see if his horses were still at the door, and coming back to the sofa, bade its occu- pant ^ Good-bye ' with a strenuous injunction ^ not to be late.' ' Of coui'se not,' replied Gilbert, looking up most innocently. 'On no account — but why? and for what?' ' You'd make a saint swear,' bm'st out Lord Holyhead. ' Don't you remember you're engaged to dine at Rich- mond with me to-day? and I've arranged to drive you down ! You promised, I'll take my oath, and if you've made any other engagement you must throw it over. Not a moment later than five, mind ! Y^ou and I can go in the phaeton. I want to knoAv what you think of my American horse. Charley Wing and old Landless will meet us at the Castle, and Madame Bravom^a drives down with her aunt in my brougham. So that's the party — now, you won't put us in the hole.' ' Bravoura's going, is she?' observed Gilbert; 'I thought that was all over^" gone with the last year's snow." How confiding of you to ask me to meet her ! I say. Nobs, shall I go down in the brougham, and you can drive the aunt? Then you don't want to marry Gertrude quite yet, after all.' ' Nobs,' as his friend called him, vouchsafed no answer. * I'll call for you at White's,' was all he said; and in MISGIVINGS. 95 another minute he was clattering up the street at his usual pace, which wore him out at least one hack a season, to the disgust of his groom, and the advantage of the dealers. Ere he had turned the comer of the street, Gilbert rose from the sofa and began to pace thoughtfully up and down the room. What had come over him ? was he going to be ill ? going to have a brain fever ? or the measles for the second time ? or what ? Perhaps after all he was only growing old. Growing old ! and on the sunny side of thirty, it could scarcely be that. Yet why had everything begun to pall upon him, that used to be so pleasant and enlivening ? A year ago, nay, a fortnight ago, he would have willingly gone a dozen miles to meet Madame Bravoura. She was then a sparkling and fascinating syren, whose witty rejoinders were only made more enchanting by her broken English, and her mellifluous tones. Now she seemed to be nothing but a bold, bad Italian woman, with a sallow skin, a meretricious manner, and a hideous old aunt. Where on earth was the pleasure of associating with these sort of people ? They had no ideas in common with himself, after all. What was their conversation but a tissue of slang, slander, and bad jokes ? What were they without their tinsel, without sunshine, and pink bonnets, and sweet champagne, and clever men besides, to draw them out? Duller than the dullest of evangelical aunts or country cousins. He saw no merit in them — none whatever. He wondered at Holy- head ! He had never wondered at Holyhead before. Gilbert sat down agam, and began to analyse his o^^•n feelings. 96 GOOD FOR NOTHING. Now this is a process seldom productive of much good, unless a man has trained himself to reduce all his thoughts, wishes, and aspirations to the strictest standard of morality and high principle. For such an one, self-examination is doubtless the most invigorating and beneficial of all mental exercises ; but if the in- qmry be only conducted with a reference to self^ if the ' yvco^t creavToi/' be but an injunction to learn what you youi'self would most like, be but a recapitulation of your wishes, not your duties, a wail for youi' sufferings, not your sins, the mind becomes bewildered in the laby- rinth from which it has no compass wherewith to extricate itself — becomes confused with the many coui'ses which expediency can always point out in contradistinction to that one rugged way which is the path of right. And at last, like the scorpion 'girt with fii^e,' hopeless of release, maddened by the impassable barrier that seems to hem it in on every side, tmns and plunges its sting deeper and deeper into itself. Gilbert Orme had never in his life reflected on the duties that he owed, to the station in which he was placed, to his fellow-creatures, to his family, nay, even to himself. It had never occmTed to him that a reason- ing being was scarcely put into this world for no higher purpose than to wear out a certain quantity of clothes, eat a certain number of dinners, and make himself tolerably agreeable to a certain circle of people, whose bodies were as well cared for as his own. He had some- times found himself restless, he didn't know why ; and very often hored and languid without sufficient cause ; but he heard others with whom he associated complain of the same symptoms, and he was quite satisfied to MISGIVINGS. 97 lay the blame on a loaded bottle of claret, or an east wind. He knew so many Clara Vera de Veres With joyous health, in boundless wealth, Yet sickening of a vague disease. And one and all seemed to apply the same remedy — fresh excitement to prove a fresh opiate, and breed fresh disgust. Hitherto the treatment had answered mode- rately well. To-day he felt strangely out of sorts, and dissatisfied with the monotonous routine to which he felt as if he were condemned by his o^vn election and freewill. He did what any of his associates would have done in the same predicament, dressed with the utmost care, in a selection of Poole's noblest efforts, and wan- dered out into the streets with no very definite object, save to kill the afternoon. It was strange how that singer in moui-ning haunted him, how the simple pathetic air she had sung so feel- ingly rung in his ears still. How that sweet pale face, framed in its soft brown hair, rose at every tm-n on his mental vision ; how distinctly he had caught the name, though only mentioned once, and then so carelessly, by John Gordon — Mrs. Latimer — Mrs. Latimer — and John knew somethino: about her. Should he ojo and find John Gordon, who was safe to be immersed in his daily business till five ? and then, what then ? cui bono? Surely my boy was becoming what the fashionable novelists call blase. From Dan to Beersheba, from the top of Grosvenor-place to Temple Bar, he had scanned it mch by inch, and it was all barren. Now if Gilbert had chartered a Hansom cab and paid the driver by the mile, I doubt if the latter would VOL. I. H 98 GOOD FOE NOTHING. have taken the shady side of South Audley-street as his shortest route from the house occupied by his fare to the door of White's club. Such, however, was the line my indolent friend chose to adopt, and it appeared simply from the force of habit that he turned up a street leadincr from that thorouojhfare to the Park, to knock di'eamily at the door of one of the prettiest houses in London, a house which always looked as if it had been fresh ' done up,' and the balconies of which bloomed with such geraniums as were not to be seen elsewhere. ' Is Mrs. ^lontpellier at home ? ' asked Gilbert, in a very matter-of-course voice ; and the footman answered in corresponding tones, that Mrs. Montpellier was at luncheon, and ' would Mr. Orme step this way ? ' Now Mrs. Montpellier was one of those ladies on whom their own sex choose to look somewhat askance without any defined cause. There were certain houses to which she was asked, certain people with whom she inter- changed the cai'd-leavmg and other di*eary comtesies of society ; but those who repudiated her averred that the houses were what they called ' Omnium Gatherums,' and the people ' second-rate.' The accusation was scarcely a fail' one, but it swamped Mrs. Montpellier's bark, nevertheless. ' Who is she ? ' demanded Lady Visigoth, with annually-increasing virulence, spreading her long hands and tossing her head like one of her own cai-riage- horses ; indeed, her face strongly resembled that of the Roman-nosed one that went on the near side. ' There ai'e stories about her, I tell you. What are her antece- dents ? answer me that ! ' There were no stories about Lady Visigoth, nor when you looked at her were you surprised at her immmiity ; but when she asked you MISGIVINGS. 99 about Mrs. Montpellier's ' antecedents,' in that voice of rigorous virtue, you could not but feel as if you your- self were doomed, however unjustly, to share the bui'den of the fair backslider's possible sins. Mrs. Montpellier's antecedents, however, albeit un- known to Lady Visigoth, were sufficiently romantic. She had made a run-away match with an Indian officer at nineteen, and had followed his fortunes through many a picturesque scene of danger and excitement. She had been ' under fire ' too, real honest fighting fire, more than once ; had seen a round shot go through her tent and smash her work-box ; on another occasion, the camel she rode in a somewhat ill-organized retreat, had received a bullet-wound in its neck. She was rather proud of these adventures, and of the Rajahs whom she had visited, and the Begums in whose eastern bou- doirs she had made herself at home ; and sometimes (not often) she would chat pleasantly of those days with a dash of quiet sarcasm and a vein of womanly senti- ment that were not unpleasing. The young husband soon died, from climate and ' brandy-pawnee ' combined, and ere she could find her way home to her surviving relatives, via Calcutta, she was snapped up in that city of palaces and induced to change her name once more, by Montpellier, of the civil service, a tall, thin, yellow man, like a bamboo, old enough to be her father, and rich enough to have paved the street he lived in with gold. She never spoke of that time, and whereas there were miniatures, and photographs, and remembrances of her first husband scattered about her drawnig-room in iprohi- aioii, Mij souvenirs she had of old Montpellier were locked away carefully upstairs in her writing-desk. I believe H 2 100 GOOD FOR NOTHING. slie loved ' the bamboo ' very dearly. Reserved as lie was with others, he doted on his handsome wife, and she — ■- old, withered, ugly as he was — why did she love him ? I can give no better reason than a woman's answer — ' Because she did ! ' He left her, for the second time, a widow, in the prime of life — very rich, very good-lookmg, and, after a year or two, tolerably resigned to her fate. She wandered about the Continent for a time, and refused, of course, many an offer of marriage. Indeed, Mrs. Montpellier was a lady who could take very good care of herself. Finally, notwithstanding her deficiency in * antecedents,' she came and settled in London, three doors from Lady Yisigoth. I should despair of ex- plaining to male stupidity how it was possible that, after a career of adventure and travel, after the glowing Indian days, first of thrilling excitement, then of princely magnificence ; after the gorgeous colom^ing and the dazzling climate, and the ease and freedom of Hindo- stan, Mrs. Montpellier could settle down to a quiet street in May-fair, and find absorbing interest in the narrow routine of London life. A lady will understand it in a minute. She puts herself at once m Mrs. Mont- pellier's place. Give her a household to order, a few shops to go to, a certain position to wrest or to retain, above all, a feud with Lady Visigoth, and she will have no difficulty in finding occupation for every hour in the twenty-four. The widow (perhaps a twice-bereaved one may fairly be called a widow indeed) — the widow had seen a good deal of life, and had not failed to profit by what she saw. Rather repudiating the idea of a third sacrifice. MISGIVINGS. iOl she had resolved to enjoy to the utmost the many plea- sures and amusements which her situation permitted ; and setting Lady V at defiance, she made her house the pleasantest lounge in London, and conse- quently commanded a great deal of very agreeable society of which that exclusive dame could not have the faintest notion. Mrs. Montpellier's little suppers on Saturday nights; Mrs. Montpellier's luncheons — her dinners — her choice picnics — her Avell-selected parties — all went off without hitch or contretemps. If you were dying to meet ^ somebody,' and dined with Mrs. Montpellier, you were sui-e to go down to dinner with that ' somebody ' and no other on your arm. If you wondered what had become of your old chum whom you had never seen since he pulled next you in the ten- oar at Eton, or went up the breach alongside of you at Sobraon, ten to one you found him at luncheon at Mrs. Montpellier's. K you wanted a fourth in that barouche which was going anywhere out of to^^Tl, who must amuse and interest the other three all the way ' there and back again,' you had but to draw Mrs. Montpellier's pretty house between two and five, and you might select your companion from the pleasantest people in London. No wonder the young men dropped in so naturally at Mrs. Montpellier's and stayed there, as Lady Visigoth viciously remarked, ' so long ! ' The hostess herself was, to do her justice, no slight attraction. Though a good deal past thirty — indeed as far past as she well could be — she was bright and handsome still. Very dark, her complexion had deepened rather than faded under an Indian sun, and her black hair was as yet unstreaked with a line of 102 GOOD FOR NOTHING. grey. Her features, though irregular, had extraordi- nary play and brilliancy. She dressed, too, to per- fection, and was never to be surprised in unbecoming colours or costume ; while her figure, which had always been her strong point (and a very strong point such a figure is), preserved its symmetrical outline, and re- mained lithe and undulating as in the days of her first honeymoon. Altogether people were justified in their general expression of wonder ' why Mrs. Montpellier didn't marry again' — a question Lady Visigoth de- lighted to answer with a shrug of her broad bony shoulders, and in a tone of mysterious defiance truly intimidating. ' There may be fifty reasons — Goodness only knows !' Doctor Johnson loved a good hater ; the quality to less vigorous minds is perhaps suggestive of awe rather than affection. I admire its wondrous development on occasion in the female breast. For the converse of that charity which the Apostle enjoins — that pure white mantle which can cover all the scarlet stains of sin, aye, and wrap a shivering wounded neighbour too in its kindly folds — for the self-righteousness that puffeth up and vaunteth its own merits, that thinketh evil, that suffereth not long, and is easily provoked — for a thorough-going and practical opposition to the true fundamental precepts of Christianity, commend me to the merciless rancour of a virtuous British matron such as my Lady Visigoth. Gilbert was a prime favourite with his hostess. In- deed he was very generally popular amongst women, from the damsel in her teens, just 'out,' who voted him very ' good-natured,' and was not ' the least afraid ' of him, MISGIVINGS. 103 to the passes woman of the world who found something interesting and unusual in a certain freshness of senti- ment and originality of thought which he never entirely lost, and to whom his little affectations of indolence and sans-souci were amusing because so utterly trans- parent. He would laugh at himself, too, and idth them, in the most perfect good humour. He was not to be put out by any disappointment, and never seemed to care enough about anything to make him cross. Then he was not the least given to ' making love ' to them ; and let satirists say what they will about the craving for conquest implanted in the gentler sex, they do like a man who will at once put them on an equal intellectual footing with himself, and who offers them frank confidence and respect rather than admiration, which they suspect to be false, and flattery so sweet as to become unpalatable. Mrs. Montpellier shook him by both hands, and bade him sit down and eat. ' I thought you were never coming to see me again, Mr. Orme,' said the hospitable lady ; ' and it's no use asking you to dmner, for you're always engaged. Now what will you have ? Every- thing's cold. This is the first day I've lunched alone for six weeks. What have you been doing all these ages ? Now do tell me all about yourself.' This last request, I may observe in parenthesis, is essentially feminine. To me, as propounded by a gentle refined being, it always appears a complete staggerer. Would they really like to know, and how could the best and wisest of us tell them ? ' Oh,' answered Gilbert, * that is easily done. My time is chiefly employed in learning* to work cross- 104 GOOD FOE NOTHING. stitch backwards, winding silks for mj cousin, and reading good books to mj mother.' She held up her pretty finger at him, as one would threaten a child. ' No, nonsense,' said Mrs. Montpellier. ' I hear all sorts of stories about you. Come, out with it ; make a clean breast of it, and begin.' ' Virtue is always liable to scandal,' replied he, laugh- ing. ^ With the exception of the pursuits I have named, I have been fulfilling my daily duties, and earning the reward of a good conscience. With Holy- head to help me, I have been much employed in doing nothing; have done it rather well, and a good deal of it.' ' Are you going down to Richmond with Lord Holy- head to-day ? ' asked the lady, looking sharply and meaningly in his face. ' I hope not. I don't approve of your friend. I don't approve of youi' party. You see I know everything.' * Of course you do. You sat next him at dinner yesterday at the St. Quentm's. You had on the yellow di^ess — the one with black lace ; not the pale one with roses. It was stupid of that servant to upset a cream over it. Woe is me ! I shall never see that yellow gown again.' ' How do you know all this ? ' ' Never mind. I was sure Holyhead had seen you, because he was so restless and uncomfortable this morn- ing. He has moved every article of furnitm^e in my room, and broken two vases and a small china tea-pot ; but he didn't dare mention your name. A little bird told me about the cream.' MISGIVINGS. 105 The widow laughed, but she did not blush. Lord Holyhead's impenetrable nature was so well known, that it was a standing joke to quiz her on having subjugated him — a joke she herself took in exceedingly good part. ' I believe you were there yourself, Mr. Orme,' said she, rising to adjourn to the drawing-room. ' I believe you were the footman that did it, and had disguised yourself for the purpose, as the gallants about the French court used to do in Louis Quatorze's time. Fancy being forbid to speak to a man on peril of your life, and his marching up to you with the tea-tray, or bringing you the vegetables at dinner. Ah, those were days. People never do such things now. There are no devoted lovers in the nineteenth century.' ' Don't be too sm^e of that, Mrs. Montpellier. Why did Holyhead stay so late, except to put you into your carriage ? You see I know that too.' ' You are too absmxl. Talking of carriages, will you drive down with me to-day to Kew Gardens ? Much better for you than that odious Richmond party. The Ringdoves are coming. They both like you so much ; and I must have a foui^th, for they are still so taken up with each other. I wonder if it will last. We'll hear the band play, and drive back again to a quiet dinner here ; then we shall all be quite fresh for Lady Clear- well's. By the bye, did you go to the morning concert yesterday? I hear it was rather good. Tell me all about it.' Gilbert was intensely provoked. Do what he would, the colour rose to his face as if he had been a schoolboy. Though he shifted his position and got into another 106 GOOD FOR NOTHING. chair, he did not do it well, and he felt that Mrs. Mont- pellier could not but remark his confusion. Luckily, just then other visitors were announced, and he took his leave ; but not till she had shot another of those sharp inquiring glances of hers point-blank at him. When he got into the street he remembered that he had never replied to her good-natured offer of a seat in her car- riage. He who was generally so composed and indolent and imperturbable — what had come over him ? ' There's something very queer about me to-day,' thought Gilbert, as he turned once more into South Audley-street. ' If I didn't believe it's impossible, I should think I was getting nervous. This sort of thing won't do at all. Hang it, I'll jump into a Hansom and go and see John Gordon !' CHAPTER IX. JOHN GORDON. HERE are some men who seem to be con- sulted instinctively by every one in a dif- ficulty. Which of us but has a friend somewhere to whom he flies at a moment's notice, when he finds himself in a dilemma ; whose opinions he asks eagerly, to whose maxims he listens with respectful deference, for whose brotherly interest he certainly feels intensely grateful, and by whose advice he as certainly refuses to abide ? I have heard experienced counsel afiirm, that the great difficulty they have to contend with in the defence of criminal cases, is the extreme unwillingness on the part of the prisoner to confess even to his adviser ' the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.' There is a suppressio veri somewhere in the unbosoming of even the most candid of culprits, and on this un- fortified point the whole defence is apt to break down. ' I could have got him off, if I'd been quite sure he did it,' says the astute Balthazar ; ' but if a man won't trust his counsel, he deserves to lose, and be hanged to him!' Which is perhaps, after all, the result of his ill-advised insincerity. Now on a point in which his own personal feelings 108 GOOD FOR NOTHING. were not concerned (for on those in which they are I hold no man to be better than a fool) , I would have taken John Gordon's opinion as I would the Lord Chancellor's. He was one of the few men I have ever known, who could calculate the eventual not the imme- diate results of any given measure. I can find hundreds who will demonstrate clearly that if I pull the trigger the piece will go off; but I could number on my fingers those whose far-sightedness can hazard an opinion as to whether the cartridge will reach the pigeon at which it is aimed, or fall short in the breast of the inglorious crow. John Gordon, like a fine rider across a country, could see his way, so to speak, into the far distance, field by field. It would have been a very queer obstacle that turned him from it when once he had taken his line. His whole career had hitherto been one of uncom- promising determination. He was well-born, mdeed a distant connection of Lady Olivia's, well-bred, and well- educated ; hut he was a second son. These encum- brances may think themselves fortunate in succeeding to a portion at all ; more fortunate still if it is ever paid up. John Gordon's brother had five thousand a year ; John Gordon himself had five thousand pounds. He inherited, though, from his mother, a legacy worth five times that amount. An iron constitution, which nothing seemed able to impair ; and a strength of will rarely equalled, at least in his own sex. An ofi*- shoot from the illustrious stock to which Lady Olivia belonged, the late Mrs. Gordon possessed, in common with her family, a noble obstinacy, which, while it de- generated in the male scions into pig-headedness and JOHN GORDON. 109 stupidity, fortified the females into rulers of absolute and irresponsible authority. This quality had descended to her son, modified, as became his sex, into a milder form ; and to an unswerving determination in that com'se which his reason told him was the most judicious, John owed all the success he ever had in life. Most young men of the upper class with five thousand pounds, seem to think so inadequate a provision is hardly worth taking care of, and fritter the principal away in the pursuit of pleasm-e, with a touching resig- nation and an implicit reliance on Destiny which would do credit to a Moslem. Some more adventurous spirits sink their capital in the pui^chase of commissions in the army ; a glorious profession, doubtless, but not lucrative. Bellona's noblest prizes will make their winner illus- trious, certainly, but not independent; and a clean-swept orderly-room is a poor substitute to a middle-aged man for the happiness of a home. To be sure, there is the off-chance of a settlement by violent death, but this can scarcely be placed to the credit side of the account. Few think of making the five thousand into ten thousand ; but of these few was John Gordon. At eighteen he thought the matter over in this wise — ' What would I wish to be at forty ? Certainly at that age one begins to get an old fellow ; but I doubt if even then one is quite past all the pleasures of life. I see men at forty as active, as full of energy, as hopeful, as enthusiastic, almost as great fools, as at twenty. I am not sure but that they enjoy the world more than their juniors. Their place is marked out, their position established and allowed ; they can still look forward, and perhaps it is pleasant also to look back (John had seen but little 110 , GOOD FOE NOTHING. from the latter point of view, and knew as yet nothing of ' a sorrow's crown of sorrow'). Yes, it is not such a worn-out age after all. What would I like to be at forty ? I should like to be independent ; to have influ- ence, a certain station, and recognised position in society. Perhaps I might wish to marry; certainly I should want a home. How are these things to be obtained ? I want them, therefore I will have them. I have youth, I feel ; I have energy and endui^ance, I know. I have never been beat yet in the cricket-ground or the school- room; why should I not conquer in the real world outside ? Had I lived in the dark ages, I should have taken care to have a good horse under me, a good sword by my side, as many men-at-arms as I could command at my back. In those days, such were the accessories which wrested power and independence, and the enjoy- ments of life. What constitutes power now ? What is the tahsman that obtains for a man respect, regard, friendship, applause, and admiration ? Is it genius ? — no ; corn-age ? — ^no ; benevolence and philanthropy ? — no. I have already seen men with each and all of these qualities go UTcmediably to the wall. What is it, then ? — money ! Am I satisfied of this ? — thoroughly. Money, then, I want, and money I will have. How am I to get it ? I have two- and- twenty years before me, and five thousand down the day I come of age. I will go into business at once. What have I to do with aristocratic prejudices ? and what need I care for the sneers of my smart friends ? Will the blood they talk about so much as provide me with a fine coat, as it does a thorough-bred horse ? Of what use is an escutcheon without a hall to hang it up in ? I will go into business JOHN GORDON. Ill to-morrow. If I live to see my fortieth birthday, it shall not be my fault if I am in a worse position than my elder brother ! ' Few lads of eighteen would have argued thus. I do not like John Gordon the better that at his age he could so clearly see his own way to his own interest ; but I am not painting people as I should wish them to be, but simply as they are. The young calculator was right enough in theory : merely wrong in a matter of detail. * The children of darkness,' we know, are ' wise in their generation ; ' and we cannot blame the man who resolves to obtain that which he has made up his mind he requires. The plan only wanted enlarging ; the schemer did not go far enough. Had he doubled the fixed period, substituting eighty for forty, and set his heart on a safer investment, in a certain bank which returns millions per cent., and into which ' thieves can- not break through and steal,' he would indeed have proved himself the most prudent and successful of speculators. Into business, accordingly, John Gordon went; be- girming at the beginning, on a high office-chau' ; and mastering detail after detail, and intricacy after intricacy, with the dogged resolution so peculiarly his o\nti. When a man shows himself determined to take his line, irre- spective of the opinions of others, it is wonderful how little his friends interfere with him ; how soon they begin to coincide with his views, and vote that they bad agreed with him all along. There is nothing so easy as to lead a crowd, but then you must not be a part of the crowd yourself, or shrink one iota from going first. A moment's hesitation is fatal ; but dash 112 GOOD FOE NOTHING. in resolutely, and though it be the pit of Acheron, never doubt but that it will be full directly. John Gordon found himself quite as welcome in the great world, quite as efficient a * stop-gap ' at my lord's dinner-table, or my lady's ball, as if he had been the idlest of the drones, consuming his five thousand as he wanted it month by month. What mattered it to old Landless, who had been keeping his empty head above water with the greatest difficulty for the last forty years, that the pleasant listener who sat next him had spent his morning digging ' the root of all evil ' east of Temple Bar ? Miss Troller only wanted a partner to enable her to dance vis-a-vis to Lord Gray- ling. Mr. Gordon's figure was gentlemanlike, his boots in-eproachable. It made no difference whatever to that far-seeing young lady whether he kept a ledger or a betting-book ; and doubtless her ideas as to the real nature of each were equally confused. Through his connexions he possessed the entree into a certain number of great men's houses, a privilege obtained on the easiest terms by some, and difficult as Paradise to win by others ; and he took advantage of his position, and frequented their solemnities, called by courtesy ' entertauiments,' with sufficient moderation. John Gordon was a satirist jusqu^au hout des 07igles ; albeit, a satirist who could see good as well as evil ; and a little to create a smile amongst much which could but call up a sneer. So it amused him to go into this world of gaiety as well as that of business, in which he spent his working life ; to watch the anxieties, and over-reachings, and rankliag grudges, and general selfishness of those petty gam1)lers, playing as eagerly for their counters as the others did JOHN GORDON. 113 for gold. Moreover, he did not frequent Vanity Fair entirely without an object. Few men, I fancy, do. John Gordon's heart was rohir et ces triplex, sound and whole, and riveted, so to speak, with plates of steel : yet it had its predilections, nevertheless. Of all his partners, the one he preferred to dance with, the one with whom he lingered longest through those precious ' cooling ' minutes of which tea-rooms, staircases, and conservatories witness the too rapid flight, was Lady Gertrude. He was not one of those men who can go home and dream of soft eyes, and floating haii% and burning whispers, and flowers and gloves, and the be- witching absurdity of the whole process. He had no leisure for such nonsense, and didn't mean to have for years to come. But if you had asked him who was the nicest girl in London, the best-dressed, the best-looking, the best dancer, the cleverest and the most agreeable, he would have answered, ' Lady Gertrude.' As for dreaming of her. Psha ! He went to bed to sleep, not to di-eam. A plateful of lobster-salad, consumed with a good appetite, a couple of glasses of champagne, a cigar in the cool summer morning, and a huge tumbler of cold water before going to bed : such was the conclusion of one of his nights of relaxation ; and as he had to be in the counting-house next morning by ten at the latest, there was little enough time for sleeping, let alone dreams. Lady Olivia was a great stickler for ' kith and kin.' It is one of the kindliest prejudices of the aristocracy, and, to their credit be it said, it is a distinguishing feature of their class. Her ladyship was an accurate genealogist ; and she never could forget that the late VOL. I. I 114 GOOD FOR NOTHING. Mrs. Gordon, of obdurate memory, and her own mother, were first cousins, nor how they had each danced on the same evening with the Royalty of their day — an exploit on which she looked much m the same light as a man would on the fact of two of his Ime having charged stirrup to stiiTup at Poictiers. Therefore, John Gordon came to luncheon whenever he liked m Belgrave- square, therefore she consulted him about her invest- ments, her lease, her carriage-horses, and such matters as dowagers find it expedient to discuss with a male adviser, till at length it was obvious to the whole house- hold that the only person to whom ^ my lady ' would listen, or who could influence her the least, was Mr. Gordon. Did the younger lady also hearken with pleasure to Mr. Gordon's short commanding tones ? and suffer her own ideas, and her own likmgs and disliking, to be in- fluenced by that gentleman's opmions, delivered, it must be confessed, with more energy than politeness ? She did not think so herself. She repudiated all allegiance to his tenets. She generally disagreed with him, but she always listened attentively to what he had to say. Such was the gentleman who, with cuffs tui^ned up and strong sinewy wrists displayed, was now washing his hands in a dark little room ofl" Alderman Jones' counting-house, preparatory to taking his leave of busi- ness for the day. He had done his work, earned his wages, and was now ready and willing for a few hours of that gay world which could still amuse, even if it failed to mterest him. He is already the junior partner in the firm of Jones and Gordon, a fii'm which city men JOHN GORDON. 115 know to be doing such good business. The Alderman can trust him implicitly. ' A partner who can play his own hand and mine too, sir,' says that worthy, when discussing his junior's merits ; and the five thousand is rolling up and accumulating rapidly. Alas ! that his heart is hardening in proportion, and his wishes learn- ing to centre more and more upon pounds, shillings, and pence. Alas ! that even at this moment his thoughts are still intent on to-day's consignment ; and the subjects that are perhaps the furthest from his mind are Lady Olivia, Lady Gertrude, and Gilbert Orme. The latter has lounged through the counting-house with his usual graceful languor, exchanging the news of the day with a hardworking clerk, in just such a tone of cordiality as he would use to a peer at his club. The clerk thinks him the most ' affable ' of swells, and wishes in his heart that his own boots and coat would only fit him like those, resolving also that on the first opportunity he will try if he cannot imitate the gait and general manner of his new acquaintance. Pending John Gordon's ablutions, he has imparted to him one or two secrets of the trade which Gilbert does not the least understand, and asked his opinion of a race-horse that the latter knows to have broke down. Gilbert replies with the utmost naivete and good faith, but he is a little absent and pre-occupied, though he pretends to take an interest in the clerk's turf speculations, and the idea uppermost in his mind is, ' What a bore it must be for John Gordon to spend all his mornings in an un- comfortable room like this without a carpet ! ' ' Well, Gilbert, how are you ? What has brought I 2 116 GOOD FOR NOTHING. you here ? ' says John, emerging from his retreat with his cuffs still turned up, and offering his visitor a hand scarcely yet diy. The same question occurs at the same moment to Gilbert for the first time. He does not the least know what brought him here, and he says so. John laughs, a short sarcastic laugh, that seems to shake some imaginary folly to bits as a terrier would a rat. 'Then it's the greater compliment,' he observes. ' You must have come on purpose to pay me a visit. Now, what can I do for you ? Do you want to learn book-keeping ? Shall I give you some luncheon ? Here are the tools for the one ; the other can be got in five minutes from a pot-house over the way.' ' Do you mean to say you eat here ? ' asks Gilbert, with a sort of quiet astonishment, ' and smoke, and all that sort of thing, as one would at home ? ' The drone, you see, looks upon this undesirable hive as a place in which to make, but not to consume, the honey. ' Of course,' answers the junior partner. ' Why, in busy times I often sleep here. I say, Gilbert, have you ever been in an omnibus ? I'm going to Pall Mall. Come with me. We can go the whole way for threepence ! ' Gilbert laughed, and owned he never had, but would like it of all things. ' I have a Hansom waiting at the door, though,' he said ; ' better jump in and come back with me. The fact is, I had nothing particular to do. I thought the drive would do me good, and I could bring you back with me ; so here I am.' JOHN GORDON. 117 Now, a scheme was gradually unfolding itself in Gilbert's mind. By seducing his friend into a cab, and artfully leading the conversation towards the sub- ject next his heart, he thought he might perhaps find out something about the individual who for the last few hours had occupied so large a portion of his attention. John had said yesterday he knew something about Mrs. Latimer. What did he know ? He was a bad hand at pumping ; but still he would sm-ely get that something out of him before they reached Pall Mall. Strange that he should not have asked him point-blank what- ever he wanted to ascertain. A child, when frightened, buries its little face in mamma's lap : the natm-al im- pulse of a gro\vn-up man is to shut his eyes, and shrink away from a missile flying towards his head. And so in moral as well as physical danger the instinct of weak humanity is to avoid rather than confront the attack. We suffer the enemy to take us in flank or rear, and then wonder that our resistance is so feeble, and so quickly overcome. Gilbert's plans of strategy, however, were on this occasion fated to remain undeveloped. Chance every now and then gives us mortals a lift when we least ex- pect it, as though to vindicate her suzerainty over ter- restrial affairs ; and the fickle goddess had a sugar-plum in store for Gilbert as, followed by the junior partner, he emerged into the street. CHAPTER X. BELLA JONES. VERY pretty sociable was standing at the door of the counting-house, and a very pretty bouquet, fresh from the country, was lying in the front seat thereof. Fresher and more blooming than the paint on the sociable or the flowers in the bouquet, Miss Jones sat solitary in the carriage. Gilbert's hat was off in a moment, and the young lady shook hands with him, and blushed, and laughed, and wondered at meeting him there, and was glad to see him, and seemed to have nothing more to say, and to be rather shy and ill at ease, and relieved to take refuge with John Gordon, whom she knew so well, and who belonged, as it were, to the establishment. Whatever may have been her opinion of the latter, Bella entertained a profound admiration for Gilbert, whom she regarded as a superior bemg altogether re- moved from her own sphere. She had seen him prancing about in the Park, on the most familiar terms with personages whose names were matters of history, or threading his way on foot amongst the carriages of those despotic ladies of fashion who rule theii- own world so rigorously ; and she believed him in her heart to be a compound of Bayard and Beau Brummel. Not- BELLA JONES. 119 withstanding her rosy cheeks and her loud laugh, Bella cherished a tendency to hero-worship. She reverenced Mr. Orme therefore, and was a little afraid of him, which was uncalled for, and coloured up whenever he spoke to her, which was uncomfortable. So she ad- dressed herself to the junior partner. ' I was to wait for papa here ; he has gone to the bank, and he said he shouldn't be long, and I thought we were late, for there was a grand stoppage, as usual, in Fleet-street ; and I brought you some flowers, Mr. Gordon, for the counting-house. It does look so dreary. I can't tell you how I pity you on these fine spring days.' ' Thank you. Miss Jones,' said John, taking the nosegay as if he had been a gardener ; ' thank you. They'll soon wither in there, and then you must bring me some more.' ' Why don't you come and fetch them yourself?' asked the young lady. ' You have not been near us for a week, and you don't know how beautiful the villa looks now, and how the things have come out the last few days. You used always to dine with us on Sundays, and now you never do.' ' Hulloh, John!' interrupted Gilbert, 'here's an accusation, a manifest charge against you. Give an account of yourself. Where do you go on Sundays ? I assure you. Miss Jones, he does not spend them with me.' Miss Jones looked as if she were going to say, ' So much the better for Am;' but if such was her opinion, she sent it back from her lips, and answered, demurely enough — ' We are so far out of London, I know it is a great 120 GOOD FOR NOTHING. tax upon people to ask them to come to us ; but that is not papa's fault or mine. There we are ; and Mr. Gor- don knows he is always welcome.' ' Welcome ! Of course he is,' said a hearty voice behind them ; and the jolly alderman appeared at the door of the carriao;e, and smacked John Gordon on the back, and shook hands with Gilbert, and took off his hat and mopped his bald head, returning his silk hand- kerchief, as his father had done before him, into the crown. Then turning abruptly to John, asked him — ' How about Surety and Safe ? ' ' Seventeen and nine in the pound,' answered John. ^ And the bales from Liverpool ? ' * Got the invoice by to-day's post — second delivery.' '■ Then I needn't go in there,' pursued the alderman, pointing over his shoulder towards his counting-house ; ' and indeed work ought to be over for to-day, and play- time to begin. Pve done my business, John, and ijoiCve done ijour business, and as for Mr. Gilbert and my little girl there, they've no business here at all — so much the better for them. Got a handful of trumps a-piece, and no thanks to anybody but the dealer. What say you, gentlemen ? Will you jump into the sociable — drive off to the villa — saddle of Welsh mutton — '34 claret, country air, and a rubber. Wind up with a bit of supper, and just one of the old brandy — bottled before you were born, Mr. Gilbert. Dear, dear, how you boys keep growing up, to be sure ! ' The alderman had been Gilbert's guardian. As a practical man of business, and not averse to trouble, he had of course been a working one, and it was hard to say whether he took a greater pride in his former BELLA JONES. 121 ward, for whom he had a sincere affection, or in the fine fortune which he had nursed so long and tenderly, and the inroads into which he contemplated with the same kind of feeling with which you see a child trampling down and destroying the garden-beds you have raked, and planted, and watered, and put in order for him. It is the urchin's o^ti, and therefore you do not interfere ; but it is provoking, nevertheless. He called him Mr. Gilbert still, and considered him a very promising boy, though he was near thirty. ' You forget, papa,' interposed his daughter, who in all such matters was the keeper of the alderman's memory, if not his conscience, 'you forget we are engaged to dine with the BuUingdons. This is Blanche Bullingdon's birthday. You know they are coming to us on Thursday.' The latter sentence was whispered in her father's ear. I think Miss Bella rather intended it in the liirht of a suggestion. In good truth, such a star as Gilbert would be no slight acquisition to a subm-ban dinner- party ; and then if John Gordon took her into dinner, it would be a day to mark with white chalk, and her happiness would be complete. Bella had accustomed herself to depend rather too much on her stanch ally, the junior partner. ' The Bullmgdons ! My dear, so we are. Very stupid of me to forget, especially as I met Bullingdon this morning, and he bade me be sure and taste the old Madeira — gave a guinea a bottle for it, and cheap at the money, as he tells me. Never mind; I think I can give you as good. Now, when will you come ? ' The young men looked at each other as they thought 122 GOOD FOR NOTHING. over their engagements. Nothing is so perplexing as a general invitation, and though "we have each of us our private memoria technica, our harmless predilections, that, like the alderman's Madeira at a guinea a bottle, remind us of our wishes, or our duties, they are apt to fail us when called up at such short notice ; and we cannot recollect in an instant whether we dine to- morrow with the BuUingdons, or Duke Humphrey, or elsewhere. Bella was accustomed to the part of a hostess. She now interposed quietly and gracefully. ' If you have no better engagement, and could come to us on Thursday, we should be delighted. It is very short notice, I know ; but we shall at least have somebody to meet you, and a little music, and you mustn't mind if it's very stupid,' pleaded poor Bella, looking apologetically at Mr. Orme. Gilbert was already thinking how he could get out of it. He had even gone so far as to murmm^ some- thing about a ' previous engagement,' and an ' opera- night,' and ' hoping some other time,' when the alder- man, whose hospitality was unbounded, caught him by the arm. ' Say you'll come, Mr. Gilbert. You've never dined with me yet since I got into the new house. I shall have some turtle, too, by Thursday — don't forget that, Bella — and you'll like Bulliiigdon. Not one of your dandies, but a rare judge of wine, and the best covert shot in Hertfordshire. Mind you don't fall in love with Blanche, you dog. Eh, Bella? Then my girl's singing mistress is to dine with us, and if you're fond of music — which I'm not — you'll have enough of it BELLA JONES, 123 in the evening. She's an extraordinary woman that; plajs as good a hand at whist as Major A , and as for singing, people who are good judges say there isn't a voice in London to equal Mrs. Latimer's.' Mrs. Latimer's ! Gilbert's heart gave such a jump against the cigar-case in his breast-pocket, as almost broke a regalia. Then he needn't pump John Gordon, and show him- self up, after all. Here was the worthy alderman, a rosy Deus ex machind, entreating him as a favour to come and meet the very person he would willingly have hunted all over London to see. Dine with him ? Of com'se he would dine with him. He remembered at that moment he was solemnly pledged for Thursday to his great-uncle, the Bishop, a prelate of rigorous opinions, who would never forgive him. What matter ? Had it been St. Paul, he must have thrown him over. ' He should be delighted,' he said ; and indeed he looked delighted. His eye sparkled, and the languid, indolent manner seemed all at once to wake up into interest and life. The change could not but be re- marked. John Gordon attributed it to Bella's beattx yeux, and wondered somewhat uncomfortably whether Gilbert admired her only because he had seen her so little, and she was so different from the young ladies to whom he was accustomed. The alderman opined it was his mention of turtle that produced this beneficial change ; whilst Miss Jones was quite content to take things as they were, and congratulate herself on having secured such an effective addition to their dinner-party. She was satisfied, too, about John ; for she knew his face so well as to see that he intended to come, at a 124 GOOD FOR NOTHING. glance. Altogether, Thursday's banquet promised to go off well ; and as the sociable rattled away towards the Regent's-park, the two young men looked after it, with marked approval depicted on their respective coun- tenances. ' What a nice, unaffected, good-humom^d girl that is,' said Gilbert, kicking back the half-doors of his Hansom to let his companion in. ' She's not exactly a beauty; but she's very fresh and pleasant-looking. She wouldn't make a fellow at all a bad wife, now, if he wanted that kind of thing. Do for yoic, John, only she isn't half swell enough.' Many a random shaft hits the white. John's ideal, if he had permitted his well-regulated mind to enter- tain such a tormentor, would indeed have been a lady of far different calibre from Bella Jones — would have been a haughty, high-born damsel, clever and scornful, and perhaps a little wayward ; one who would have flouted him, and worried him, and given ample occasion for the exercise of that self-command of which he was so proud, all the pleasure of dear-bought victory in moulding her to his will. So he answered frankly and unhesitatingly — ' The best little girl in England. Worth her weight in gold, and she can't be less than ten stone. I don't know what the alderman would do without her.' Further conversation was rendered impossible by the incessant noise of a great city thoroughfare. The Hansom, however, well-horsed and skilfully driven, kept its time. Lord Holyhead had not waited above four minutes, or cursed his friend's unpunctuality more than that number of times, ere Gilbert was seated by BELLA JONES. 125 his side, and the American horse doing his best to step with his comrade, and elicit the Englishman's approval. But in despite of fine weather and ^ water-souchee,' despite of ' maids of honour ' and sweet champagne, the Richmond dinner did not go ofi" satisfactorily. Charley Wing's invincible spirits and radiant smiles enlivened the thing for a while, but it is hard for a single individual to find gaiety for five, and even Charley caught himself more than once suppressing a yawn and voting the matter ' dead slow ' in his heart of hearts. Landless ate and drank, as he always did, for a dozen, and varied but little indeed from his normal state of twaddlino^ anecdote and comatose aifability ; but he had really told that story about Georoje IV. and a ' Trifle from Bri^^^hton ' so often, that it was a bore, and when the claret was pushed round (and claret at these entertainments always is a failure), and he began to expatiate on his ovm losses and reverses in early life, there was no resource left but a general break-up to cigars and coffee. Holyhead did his duty with the hospitality of an Arab, but his gaiety was evidently forced, and a cloud lowered on his brow, portending, to those w^ho knew him well, the brewing of a storm, which had he not been the giver of the feast, would have burst forth long ago. Gilbert was excessively silent, provokingly absent, and wished he hadn't come. Madame Bravoura's aunt, of whom nobody ever knew the name, was deaf, and to all appearance half-witted. She seldom opened her mouth, except to take in stores, and was indeed remarkable for nothing but her infirmities and an enormous cameo 126 GOOD FOR NOTHING. brooch which was stuck into her person immediately below her double chin. Why Madame persisted in taking this old lady everywhere, nobody exactly made out. There were all sorts of stories as to the relation- ship and reciprocal obligations between the pair, but none were founded upon probability. My own opinion is, that she was the signora's mother, and that the attention paid her by the latter, was one of the few redeeming points in that reprehensible person's cha- racter, though why she did not openly avow the ma- ternity I am at a loss to imagine. Now, it is hard when the ' skeleton at the feast ' has come there by invitation, nay, harder still when the feast has been made on purpose for the skeleton. In the present instance, Madame Bravoura thought fit to enact the part of the unwelcome convive. Not phy- sically indeed, for Madame's proportions were ample, and her crinoline abundant, but in a moral, or perhaps I should rather say, in an aesthetic sense, she sat there in her bones. Something had occurred to put her out on her way down. As Charley Wing observed, she had an ' easy temper, easily roused,' and she deter- mined to revenge herself on the whole party, and especially ' Olli-ead,' as she called him, by putting everything a tort et a travers. The surest method of doing this was obviously to make fm^ious love to Gilbert Orme, and the Signora, no inexperienced practitioner, addressed herself to the task with considerable skill and perseverance. There is nothing more amusing than to watch a gentleman undergoing this process at the hands of the fair. Charley Wing, indeed, who was used to it, would have remained perfectly passive BELLA JONES. 127 and imperturbable under any amount of such perse- cution ; he considered it as one of the duties he owed to society, and went through it deliberately and with edifying gravity, but it was no use attacking him. Young Wing was a sort of privileged pet, supposed to be, as doubtless he was, perfectly harmless. The most careful shepherd would trust him implicitly with any or all of his lambs ; the most rabid Othello sent him home, and welcome, in the brougham with Desde- mona. Bravoura might have sat on his knee and lit his cigar for him, without calling up a passing frown on Holyhead's brow. ' He didn't so much mind Charley ;' but Orme was a man of a different calibre altogether, and under the circumstances, his lordship thought, with justice, she need not have been so demonstrative. Gilbert fought off as much as he could. Annoyed on Holyhead's account, and disgusted on his o^n, his answers became shorter, and his manner more distant, as the Signora grew more affectionate. She scarcely spoke to any of the others ; she drank wine with him at dinner, asked his opinion as to everything she was to eat, and finally lit her cigarette from his cigar, and puffed a volume of smoke in his face with her harsh laugh, as she vowed he was the only man in London the least sehn son gout, and that he must come and see her in Italy, where she would go ba