BELONGS TO Cftrttlatfttg; ^ratft SAVILL& ROJf\ r& Materials, H &te %rtur tft Uz S5e(!e gefjrerinm" " You yield, you submit, beaten from English ground and sound argument; you do well to retreat into the Babel of unknown tongues/' u I merely observed, sir, that nature is the best instructress " " I don't care what you observed, speak plain English, or I'll match you. Yes, I'll answer you in Irish." " I wish to learn that language, and with your assistance, hope " OAKLEIGH. 41 sc My assistance, forsooth ! an active magis- trate and landholder, in a disturbed district, is better employed than teaching Irish to a German student. No, sir, I am serious, the money which I sent you has been misapplied, my advice rejected, commands broken, time wasted — but the carriage is at the door, are you ready ? *' " 5<* tt>of)l — I beg pardon, I mean " " Monnin JDoul! We are even now, young gentleman," exclaimed Sir Carnaby, jumping into his antiquated travelling carriage, while I followed his example, with a very bad grace. In fact, my dear Karl, the ridiculous position in which I discovered the Baronet at the artist's still rankled in his mind; it was an awkward introduction I admit, and not the first predica- ment into which my hot and ill judged ardour had plunged me. Had I waited patiently at the Brazen Head, the name of the hotel, par excel- 42 OAKLEIGH. lence^ at which my guardian put up his horses — but a truce to regrets, we rattled along the southern road in silence, not a word did the Baronet address to me, — though his tongue was not altogether idle, he abused his coachmen and his servants — sometimes they drove too fast and would kill his horses — other times too slow — he would wager they were in league with a band of robbers — indeed he was well prepared for the latter, having a loaded blunderbuss in the gun- case at his back, and a brace of horse-pistols in each window-pocket. " Look yonder," said he, addressing me for the first time since we started from Dublin, " look at that house near the ruined castle." " I see it, Sir Carnaby," I replied. " We are now fifty miles from Dublin Castle," and having declared this important fact he be- came silent. " But that house, Sir Carnaby," I persevered, looking eagerly at the bleak stone-keep, or castle OAKLEIGH. 43 walls, standing in strong relief against the evening sky. " Well, that house," repeated Sir Carnaby, " you seem very anxious to hear something about it, and that is all but natural, I take it, because you ought to have been born in it.'* " Born in it !" I exclaimed, with real sur- prise. " I said so;" repeated my worthy guardian, " born in that house, if I had had my will, — and if your father had followed my advice, in all human probability, he would be living in that house now, a wealthy farmer, or grazier,— but his pride, aye, his pride would not let him. He would not condescend to become a wealthy and thriving gentleman-farmer. Oh, the pomps and vanities of the world had a strong hold upon him, and he preferred barely existing as Captain Oakleigh in splendid poverty ; and your mother, instead of using her influence and compelling him to sell his commission, build a house, or stock a farm with the net proceeds, encouraged 44 OAKLEIGH. the infatuated man to follow his colours, till the regiment got the route for India, and then ho- nour, of course, calling upon your father, and duty blindfolding your mother, the hapless pair embarked for the land from which, as I pro- phesied, they were doomed never to return." The conversation flagged, and I began to hope that it had ceased altogether. My guar- dian reposed in a corner, till the corner of my portfolio caught his eye. " Ha ! what have we here," he exclaimed, eagerly clutching the French cover, which merely contained some loose sketches and light memo- randa. " Well, well, well," exclaimed Sir Carnaby, " where did you learn to sketch such vile faces, such detestable caricatures ? Here we have a landscape. Pray what are those singular elevations in the background intended to re- present ?" " The Alps," I replied, somewhat doggedly. "I cry your mercy," said Sir Carnaby, "I OAKLEIGH. 45 thought they were white nightcaps and blue ex- tinguishers surrounding a pan of skim milk, which, no doubt, you will call Lake Leman ; a very sweet landscape indeed, and tastefully ornamented with wood and water, as the auc- tioneer says. — Here we have John Bull pulling a Frenchman's nose; a very spirited design. — A group of banditti, rifling a carriage. The bandit chief, a very ill-favoured gentleman, sporting more ribbons than weapons it would seem. — The bandit and his family. — Why one would think you had lived among the banditti." " I have seen several bandits," I replied. " Pshaw !" interrupted the perverse old man, " I never knew any one who had been to Italy who had not had such miraculous escapes, and such thrilling stories to tell about brigands and the banditti. A Journal, by all that's ridi- culous." " I beg your pardon, Sir Carnaby ; merely notes— and trifles— not intended " " For the newspapers, '' he interrupted. " No, 46 OAKLEIGH. you do not mean to publish yet ; unless some kind friends should insist upon it, or some ad- venturous publisher give you one thousand good reasons for giving your splendid manuscripts to the world. By the by, what a vile cramp hand you write. We have a very tolerable hedge schoolmaster near Rohan Abbey, you had better put yourself into his hands immediately. Now, then, let us read three lines before we shut the book." " Paris, Hotel de Bellevue. — Pretty fair house, meet at the table d'hote three English virtu- osus, just returned from Italy ; all zeal and macaroni." " A singular compound," said Sir Carnaby, drily, as he continued to read, making sundry caustic observations, evidently for the purpose of trying my temper. " Bought, by the advice of the Italian tra- vellers, Messrs. Smith, Thompson, and Johnson, a small stone hammer, punch, and saw ; three articles which they insist are indispensable to the OAKLE1GH. 47 traveller in Italy ; the hammer, for knocking fingers, toes, and noses from such celebrated statues as may fall under one's observation ; the punch, to be used for extracting bits of mosaic and tesselated pavement ; the saw, a good and convenient tool for getting off ends of venerable poet's chairs and bedsteads ; a Jack knife is also requisite — with this latter instrument a man may immortalize himself, and hand his name down to posterity upon pedestals of statues, basso re- lievos, and in places of public resort, not forget- ting seats and garden chairs." " Oh infamous, infamous ! this then has been your glorious pursuit !" " But revenous a nos moutons, Thompson is already famous, having inscribed his name upon all the mummy cases in the Vatican ; and here- after it will be supposed that Thompson was buried in the land of Egypt, and that the pyra- mids were built over the Thompson family.— Smith signalized himself at Rome also, by at- tempting to knock off one of the toes of the 48 OAKLEIGH. Apollo Belvidere ; but his design being frus- trated by the Swiss guard, he was only thrust into the Castle of St. Angelo. While Johnson was ordered by the Neapolitan Government to quit the kingdom, his depredations at Pompeii having come to light." " The force of nature could no further go, To form a third she joined the other two," said Sir Carnaby. " Well, Master Oakleigh, where are your spoils, your sacks of toes and noses, your odds and ends of chairs and tables ? I hope you have brought enough of debris to form the nucleus of a museum at Rohan Abbey." I briefly replied that I did not intend to set up for a virtuoso. I had no object in possessing myself of such valuable property ; no friends at home anxious and desirous to see a bit of foreign wood and stone upon their mantel boards and cabinets. " Hold there," cried Sir Carnaby, " you might have remembered me. I assure you a sack of OAKLEIGH. 49 broken stones would be very acceptable just now to mend the road, and fill up ruts right opposite my gate. — Hem ! hem !" " It is advisable that travellers should throw away their broad-leafed hats before they enter Genoa ; the streets of that city being too narrow for broad-brims." " Humph ! this is one of your flying notes, I suppose." " Mem.— Travellers going from Florence to Rome are not aware that there is a stone near the road-side at Aquapendente, not as yet described in any book of travels ; upon the said stone old Roman characters may still be traced, from which, and also from the upright position of the block, it may be inferred that the old Roman road from Poiggibonsi passed five feet and nine inches from the present beaten track." " ' Tempora mutantur/ Much ado about a milestone, methinks." " Mem.— There is a root beside the Grande VOL. I. D 50 OAKLEIGH. Route between Geneva and Lausanne, not laid down in any book of travels ; it is nevertheless worthy of attention ; and, as the sketch will shew, resembles a beggar-man in a recumbent position so closely, that travellers have been known to bestow alms upon it, en passant. " Mem. — Gottingen. Received a challenge from Herr von Herring, for sending a whiff of tobacco smoke obliquely towards his person ; the duel is to take place this evening. Shall I write to my mysterious old guardian, or not? Oh ! hang him f ' " Thank you, sir," said Sir Carnaby, " I am much beholden to you for this honourable mention of my name — now for the duello." * Meet in the large room of The Weisschim- mel public-house — several students attend — my second Herr von Sleister — swathes the towels around me — we grasp our broadswords — Herr von Herring is said to be a famous swordsman. I know little about the art — I had a narrow OAKLEIGH. 51 escape the first cut, — he laid bare my shoulder — whipping my coat sleeve and towels right off." " Presently he will bring in his wrought shirt," said Sir Carnaby. " I threw myself upon my guard, received his sword upon my basket hilt — " " What part of the person may that be— but no matter."