L I B URY OF THE UN IVERSITY Of ILLINOIS MINE IS THINE ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN 'BLACKWOOD'S MAGAZINE. MINE IS THINE A NOVEL BY LAURENCE W. M. LOCKHART AUTHOR OF 'FAIR TO SEE.' ETC. IX THREE VOLUMES VOL. I, WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS EDINBURGH AND LONDON MDCCCLXXVIII A 11. Rinhts reserved 8Z5 I - TO HIS OLD BROTHER OFFICERS 92d GORDON HIGHLANDERS THESE VOLUMES ARE INSCRIBED BY THE AUTHOR MINE IS THINE CHAPTER I. I humbly desire, dear readers, to please you if I can, and therefore hasten to gratify an aspira- tion which lurks in all novel-readers' hearts — to "get into the thick of the business at once." So come with me and be summarily introduced to one or two principal personages of this little drama. Let us take them unawares, let us surprise them while they sit at meat, — eating, drinking, and (some of them, at least) making merry, on the margin of the Lake of Como, in one of the pleasantest hotels in Europe, the " Bellevue," at Cadenabbia. And do thou, old Time, turn back in thy flight a few short years, and suffer us to enter the table-d' hote room of the hotel in question, on the bright evening of an early summer day in 18 — . vol. I. A 2 MINE IS THINE. The banquet is spread. The guests are as- sembled or assembling. They are of many nationalities, of diverse ranks, of most ages ; each of "the three sexes is represented, for more than one palpable curate bows his meek head over the flesh-pot. The noise is a little trying at first. The crockery does seem to be possessed with devils, and every glass in the room must have St Vitus's dance. Every one seems to be impatient at first — hungry, angry, vociferous. What tempers these waiters must have ! Out- side the window a string-band is playing a selection from the 'Barbiere/ Could anything be more appropriate 1 " Figaro qud, Figaro Id ! " shrieks the band. " Kellner ! " « Garpon ! " " Cameriere ! " " Waiter ! " shout the guests ; and, through all the crush and the bustle, these admirable men glide about — here, there, every- where, breathless and perspiring, but full of polyglot politeness and attention. The only calm, still, cool-looking object in the room is that tremendous head- waiter in the buff waist- coat, standing near the door, in Jove-like seren- ity. The guests, as they enter, pause before him to ask where they may place themselves. In that august presence, they appear to peak and dwindle. He is too great to speak, but MINE IS THINE. 3 waves them off to their destinations, exact and unerring as omniscience. His whole air seems to say — " A good man struggling with difficul- ties may be a sight for the gods ; but how much grander this, the spectacle of a great man over- coming every difficulty without a struggle, with a bosom as unruffled as the buff garment which envelops it ! " The diapason of discord has achieved itself in the sudden collapse of that mottle-faced waiter, involving in his ruin thir- teen plates, a dish of potatoes, and a bottle of Medoc ; and now that the yells of yonder Ger- man have caused the last window in the room to be closed, things begin to settle down into a little more quiescence. Come, then, and let us thread the hall. Don't look at that indigestive spinster unless you wish to be petrified. Don't waste a thought upon that glorious-looking old man with the dome-like head and long white moustache. He is not a very distinguished gen- eral of division. He is a City man — probably a stockbroker — and it is quite conceivable that his name is Crump. Never mind the brunette — beautiful as a star, but nothing to us. Let us go on. Eat with their knives ? Of course they do. The only Eussian princess whose confidence I have enjoyed, ate with her knife — quite a trifle 4 MINE IS THINE. when you're accustomed to it. You see that old lady dwelling in the fool's paradise of an au- burn "front" and immense gutta-percha teeth? Well, next her are two men. Voild notre affaire. These are my hero Cosmo Glencairn, and his friend Tom Wyedale. Yes, the fair one is Cosmo. Why not ? Heroes ought to be dark ? I deny it — not English heroes. They ought to be buff men, with blue eyes, like the Vikings. Well, there they are. Draw near to them, and listen to them, and look out for new arrivals. And now I leave you to find your way through the labyrinth of this tale, from which the gods give you and me a safe and happy deliverance. " The menagerie seems to be fuller than usual to-night, Cosmo," said Tom ; " the roaring is louder, and there seem to be several new vari- eties. I see a new skunk, and a chimpanzee, and a sun-fish, and a hippopotamus." " And all that being interpreted 1 " " And all that being interpreted means that we have a considerable increase in the number of our co-diners, and that the new-comers are rather a shady lot to look at." MINE IS THINE. 5 " Not very distinguished -looking, certainly. What is the meaning of it, I wonder ? It isn't near the tourists' season, and yet many of the new arrivals look like the ideal tourist — not the least like returning swallows from the Kiviera or Kome." " Not a bit of it ; but, perhaps, something has been taking place in England — the Whitsuntide holidays or something." " You pagan ! we are still a fortnight from Whitsunday." " Are we ? I apologise. One forgets every- thing in this Sleepy Hollow. But, Whitsunday or not, if Mr Cook had shot a whole caravan into the district, we couldn't be richer in his typical followers." " Yes, I've seen the kind of people before, in connection with a ' conductor.' It's the old prob- lem of the flies in amber." " Seen them before ! By George, they're all here ! There's the ' expansive ' Briton — that underdone-looking man. See how he talks at, through, up against, down upon, everybody and everything ! He has a joke for every one. He chaffs them all round, waiters included. He is button -holing the whole table with his eyes. Listen to the monster ! How he laughs ! You 6 MINE IS THINE. can hear nothing else. What a fearful thing is vulgar geniality ! That fellow would chaff the Pope if he could get at him. "Then there are two or three specimens of the ' reticent ' Briton. That pock-marked fellow staring so fiercely at four inches of the table in front of him, is one of them. Doesn't he look as if his pockets were full of Orsini bombs ? as if he were making up his mind to let them off at once, and blow us all to smithereens ? And there's another — that hectic man in the white tie, looking as if he had just picked a pocket. They are both in a white terror of being addressed in a foreign tongue ; for, behold, beside one sits a restless-looking Frenchman, and by the other an affable Muscovite. Hence their woe. And there is the archseological female Briton — she may be in some other ' ology ' perhaps, but she certainly goes in for ' mind ' and science of some sort. They're all the same. You can't mistake them. Limp, and with that mysterious top- knot of scraggy hair gathered together from the uttermost parts of the head. She looks as if a savage had tomahawked her, and, finding the scalp unsatisfactory, had hurriedly replaced it. Doesn't she, Cosmo ? Oh, how I suffered from one of the tribe at Eleusis last year ! The sun MINE IS THINE. 7 was raging, but she seated herself on a fallen capital and held me, like the Ancient Mariner, while she lectured for half an hour on the spirit of Greek Art. She had come from Athens without an escort, braving the brigands with no protection save her awful virginity ; and I fear there is no doubt it got her safe back. And ah ! I thought we should find him here ; and there he is, sure enough, up at the end of the opposite table — and a fine specimen he is, too, of the ' domestic ' Briton. You can see through all that fellow's dodges, and read him like a book. These two girls are his daughters, and he trembles for them. Every well-looking indivi- dual of the opposite sex is a hawk, ready to swoop upon his dove-cot. You, Cosmo, are a hawk." ' " Thanks ; I fear your definition won't permit a tu quoque." "You are, as I say, in this man's perverted vision, a hawk. His mind is full of hawks and foreign counts. The foreign count is his bete noire, and every well - dressed foreigner is a count ' within the meaning of the Act.' Observe how he has strategised against hawks and counts. He has thrown out a flanking party on either side of the dove-cot, — that tough-looking iS MINE IS .THINE. spinster on the left, obviously an aunt — the hobbledehoy on the right, clearly a brother ; and he himself is a big gun of position in the centre, ready to go off with fearful detonations." " The doves are rather pretty, Tom ; the blue one is really a charming little ingenue." "Passable — passable; and indeed I find the pink sister not without attraction. Impossible head-gear, though." " Oh, cela va sa?is dire ; at present all head- gears are impossible. Now, if you were to tilt back that terrible erection on the girl's head till it sloped from the sky-line of the head, over the neck, you would " " Steady, Cosmo ! outlying picket alarmed and signalling to the main body. Look at the weather. Opposite window ; charming evening, isn't it ? What a bloom there is on that hill opposite ! How the last rays of the sun are bringing out the tints of everything ! " " Including that bottle of ' Gattinara,' which has been with you ever since we sat down. Pass it, before it is quite empty. I'll tell you what it is, Tom, it is not a remunerative system going shares in wine with a talkative fellow like you. You don't give yourself time to eat much, but you do contrive to drink like a whale." MINE IS THIXE. 9 "Do I ? The action is quite mechanical, I assure you." " Very likely, but it empties the bottle quite as effectually as if it were deliberate." "After all, what is there in one bottle of 'Gattinara'?" " Precisely what I wish to discover. Pass it." ' " Cornish men ? No, surr ; I never fouled a Cornish man — not to know him." Thus spake a cadaverous American gentlemen, who sat op- posite the two friends, addressing an English neighbour, and splitting up his remarks into short, irregular sentences. "They are splendid men, I can tell you," said the neighbour ; " they're descended from the ancient Britons, you know." " Are they, now ? "Well, I niver met an ancient Briton. But if any of them were to give a look down Texas way. They'd keep quiet about their descendants when they went back, I guess. They've got a kind of a man down there, surr, that mostly runs seventy- three to seventy - seven inches. That's good enough, ain't it ? You've heard of William G. Howkins ? " " I think not." 10 MINE IS THINE. " Ah ! that was a kind of a man that stood ninety-two inches. And a fraction. And when he killed the grizzly that ran to 900 pounds in its skin and claws. You've heard of that bear?" " No, I can't say I have." " Wall, he took and carried that thar grizzly, and went browsin' all around the town with that thar carcass on his back. To show him. That's the kind of man William G. Howkins was. And that's the kind of man they raise, down Texas way. I guess an ancient Briton would feel rather mean and skinny down there. I guess he'd feel downright d d ashamed of his descendants. When he saw them ao-ain." " Howkins must have been a Goliath." " Wall, he was above the middle height. But he ain't the size now. Not since the war." " How do you mean ? " "Wall, there was a cannon-ball that was a trifle quick for him at Gettysburg. He got his legs chipped. And shortened up, at that time, seven or eight inches. But, I guess, they'd still show the balance of him in Cornwall. For money. W. G. H. wasn't descended from no- body. You bet." "A've harrd ov a Glasca man " beo-an MINE IS THIXE. 11 another gentleman, in the solemo doric of North Britain. " Be japers ! " interrupted a sprightly-looking neighbour — "be japers! Mr Howkins must be own brother to Larry O'Toole's aunt. 1 That had niver a father, And sorra a mother, But jist poured herself out from a jug of potheen.' " " A racklack a Glasca man — u'm thinkin' his name was Fechnie " Interruption, how- ever, again befell the Scot, for an excitable- looking Frenchman, who had been intently listening to the dialogue, suddenly gave tongue. "Messieurs," he exclaimed, "comment cela s'explique-t-il ? Moi, je comprends parfaitement r Anglais, mais il n'y a pas moyen de vous com- prendre, vous autres. Vous parlez trois — mais, oui ! — quatre langues, entre vous, tout a la fois. Que veut dire ce ' Larree O'Toal ' ? Qu'est ce que c'est que ce ' Glass Cow ' ? Comment expliquez vous cet abominable ' Backlaxe ' ? Dites done, je vous en prie, comment " But here a shout of laughter reduced the Gaul to foaming silence. The meal went bustling on. The blended tumult of a hundred voices rose and fell, as in- terval and onset relieved each other ; but at every revival the pitch of voices seemed higher, 12 MINE IS THINE. and the laughter more strenuous than before, — save where, like veritable " Towers of Silence," the types of reticence sat wrapt in a taciturnity that seemed to become palpable — to make itself felt — even amid that human Babel, with its crashing symphonies from delf and metal. All round the table quaint idiosyncrasies progres- sively evolved themselves before the laughing eyes of Cosmo Glencairn and his loquacious friend. About a third of the dinner had been achieved. The American Eagle was soaring sublime, on reckless wings of hyperbole and myth. The Scotchman, who had failed to find a single taker for some creaking observations on the bothy system, as pursued in Eoss-shire, was watching the Eagle, with the intention of a trapper in his eye. His French neighbour continued to mutter, " II n'y a pas moyen de comprendre ces gueux d' Anglais." One female representative of British mind, thinking entomology to be a good light dinner subject — safe to draw — had plunged into the habits of the " Death's-head moth," and se- cured, for a time, the sympathy of several people in her vicinity, including a curate, a governess, with two female charges, a broken - English German, and a highly -intelligent -looking old gentleman, whose eye seemed to blaze with un- MINE IS THINE. 13 qualified appreciation, but who, as it afterwards transpired, w T as deaf and blind. But suddenly another of the sisterhood, who sat opposite, unsuspected up to this time and incog., unmasked herself and came into action, opening fire with an " ichthyosaurus," and following it up with u flint-headed weapons," which staggered the curate, demoralised the pupils, and elicited a long-drawn " So ! " from the German. Number One, finding the Death's-head moth altogether unequal to the position, withdrew it in favour of " greywacke," which, to a certain extent, rallied confidence, until " Primeval Man," " the Moabite Stone," and " the Panathenaic Frieze," fired off by Number Two in rapid succession, left Number One without any following, save the appreciative old man. But Number Two did not long continue the heroine of the occa- sion ; for the expansive Briton, expanding theo- logically, laid an irreverent paw upon the Penta- teuch, which roused the meek but true-hearted curate, and, in a pause of silence and expecta- tion, all the table awaited the encounter between Christian and Apollyon. During this pause, when dinner was half achieved, a new arrival again diverted public attention, and concentrated it on very different objects. 14 MINE IS THINE. The new party was preceded by a gaudy and corpulent courier, who, after questioning the buff- cinctured Jove with an air of impious equality, marshalled his 'proteges to their seats, with looks of scorn and menace, cast on either side, as who should say, " Tremble, ye base groundlings ! the social Juggernaut is upon you." The public, however, paid small atten- tion to this tremendous personage, for all eyes were more pleasantly attracted to the lady and gentleman who followed him. The lady was beautiful. It is a bold assertion, an apple of discord, which we should hesitate to hurl into any assembly on the entrance of any living woman. Did its sculptor succeed in expressing a true ideal of Beauty, or did he only immor- talise the Insipid, in the Venus dei Medici % Are Eubens's often-painted wives glorious types of vigorous and beautiful womanhood ? or are they only two naked Flemish fish women, wallow- ing in a superabundance of garish flesh ? Speci- mens these, selected at random, of the diversi- ties of opinion upon all questions as to beauty depicted by human hands ; and how much greater are the diversities when the claims of this, or that, living woman are sub lite! I make, then, a bold assertion ; but as the lady MINE IS THINE. 15 is invisible to the reader, I make it boldly, not fearing contradiction, unless, indeed, some may take exception to certain features which I may state to have been distinctive of the fair entrant — sea -grey eyes, to wit, — grey or blue, I know not which, but the colour of the Mediterranean when the sun has just gone down, and left upon calm waters a look, between the blue of noon- tide and the steely sheen that comes on them with the gloaming, — sea-grey eyes and bronze- brown hair, a pure complexion, a nose delicately retrousse, a mouth like the bow of Cupid, and a figure slight, but genuine and complete — not that composition of door, hay-truss, and pillow, with which art, supplementing natural deficien- cies, contrives nowadays to make a travesty of the " human form divine." All these were attributes of the young lady in question ; and I trust that, on these simple data, no reader will be captious enough to found a theory that she was not (what I distinctly assert she was and is) beautiful. It is a goodly thing to be beautiful ; it is a glorious thing to be young (dwell upon this, rejoice in it, revel in it, ye young, in the days of your youth!), — but to be both young and beautiful is to be twice blest ; and this fortunate lady enjoyed that 16 ' MINE IS THINE. double beatitude. And besides all this — an attribute more exquisite still — she possessed that subtle, magical charm which words cannot de- fine nor art imitate, but which nature, culture, and association, all three, combine to produce, weaving it out of movement, manner, expres- sion, carriage, and I know not what besides, and which can only, but most feebly, be expressed in words by the commonplace phrase, " a thor- ough-bred air." Many of the guests at the table dlidte might have been indifferent to her beauty, or denied its existence altogether ; but the air noble reached them all : so that every eye was turned admiringly in her direction, and the duty of eating strenuously up to a rather high contract price was pretty generally sus- pended for at least five -and -twenty seconds. Certain eclipses took place. The charms of half-a-dozen pink-and- white damsels, who looked but now so fresh and bright and pretty, vanished abruptly, just as one has seen a bunch of comely village -garden flowers grow coarse and gaudy when placed near some exotic, exquisite in its simple purity of form and hue. As she passed up the hall, the sun offered an inspiration which Eaphael might have prized ; for the last rays, streaming through the windows, smote upon the MINE IS THINE. 17 deep masses of her burnished hair, and seemed to set a glory round about her small and shapely head. "A burning beauty ! " whispered Tom Wye- dale. Cosmo said nothing, but the thought written in his face was " Oh ! dea certe ! " " And," said the American, following up a commendatory remark of his own — "and, I guess, the old hoss looks like blood and bone, and beans into the bargain." These irreverent remarks were applied to the gentleman who followed the beautiful appari- tion. He was a tall, old man, with features patrician rather than handsome, and an expres- sion well-bred rather than courteous ; in carriage upright, in movement deliberately angular ; clear of complexion, with cold blue eyes, and slight but emphatic whiskers ; highly collared, amply neckerchiefed ; tightly buttoned - up, as to his olive frock-coat, — his ensemble, in a word, recalling the now extinct, grand air of the old school. His temper was not in a satisfactory con- dition. He had a grievance, which exploded every now and then in far-reaching fragments of angry sentences, and which proved to be that VOL. I. B 18 MINE IS THINE. he was very late for dinner, but by no fault of his own ; and the difficulty of bringing the blame home to the real delinquent was that which now exercised his mind. Some men — nurses of their wrath — cannot be satisfied until they get it into the concrete. They can't say, " Confound it!" — they must be able to say, " Confound him, them, or you ! " The old gentleman was of this nature, and he was hunt- ing for a personality wherewith to connect his grievance. Every one, from his courier and his daughter's maid, had, of course, shifted the blame to some subordinate, so that half the household were implicated, even the hall-porter being entangled in the affair. Several of these officials were brought up for examination in the table-d'hdte room, and a sort of running court of inquiry occupied the old gentleman in the in- tervals between each tepid plat. It ended by the summary conviction of the head -waiter, whose lofty bearing had at once inflamed the spirit of the old gentleman, and pointed him out, without further evidence, as the guilty person. So the case was closed by a few power- ful observations addressed to that astonished magnate. " Don't answer me ! " cried the angry guest ; MINE IS THINE. 19 " it is, as I say, all owing to your abominable carelessness." " Beg your pardon, my lord ; every one knows that the table-cVlwte hour " "Every one, sir, is a very different person from me and my daughter. I know nothing about your table-d'hdte, except that I never saw a worse dinner or more execrable attendance. I shall report this to the direction, and also about your manner, which is distinctly offensive. Go away." " Beg pardon, my lord " " Go away, sir ! get out of my sight ! " — whereupon the man went, crestfallen ; and the American, regarding the old peer with a curious veneration that could hardly have been surpass- ed on his lordship's own domain, muttered — " Darned if it ain't something to be a lord ! A real English lord ! They all knock under to that. That all -mighty waiter would have laughed at any of your counts or barons. Or even a duke. If he spelt himself D-U-C. But the real article kicks 'em all about." "After all," smiled his English neighbour, "you see something in our aristocracy." "Yes, surr. Something to be ashamed of. I see something in human natur', too. And Fm 20 MINE IS THINE. ashamed of that. Human natur', surr, is a born toady. I ain't proud of that fact. But that don't prevent me seeing that while it is sich, it ain't a bad thing to be a lord. Like the old crocodile over the way. It's better to kick than to be kicked — ain't it ? That's sense, I guess. Holloa, waiter ! who's the lord ? " The waiter didn't know, and was despatched to the bureau to bring the required information in writing — which being done, the Yankee read the name, and said — " Wall, I hope Lord Germistoune's property's big. He wants elbow-room. It would take about four of our parishes, I guess, to let him turn in. Without grazing." The tedious dinner came to a close at last, and the company melted gradually away, to take their coffee at fresco while listening to the band ; or to be rowed about upon the lake, in the dreamy twilight between sunset and moon- rise. As Cosmo and Tom left the room, they passed close by Lord Germistoune and his daughter, just as his lordship, still unappeased, was remarking — "The whole thing is distinctly monstrous. They have only now brought me these letters MINE IS THINE. 21 and papers, which have been awaiting us here since yesterday." " How very tiresome and stupid ! " said the young lady ; " but I daresay it won't happen again, now they know you." " I shall take uncommon good care it does not have a chance of happening again, for I will leave the house." " Dear papa, there is no other hotel." " Not on this side ; but two, at least, at Bel- laggio. Now, I propose to be rowed over there this evening, and secure rooms for to-morrow. If I sent that idiot Stefano, he would be sure to make mistakes. Would you care to come ? It is a lovely evening, and but a short row. Per- haps you are too tired, though 1 " " Not at all ; I should like of all things to go with you." " Very well : if you are ready in half an hour, that will do. The moon is nearly full now, and we need not hurry. In the meantime I will try to get a cup of coffee outside." 22 CHAPTER II. The two friends passed an hour or so lounging by the lake, till the moon began to rise over the hills, and then Cosmo said — " Behold the hour, and the boat of Pietro ! Let us hail him, and get afloat. That little breeze, just beginning to arrive from the Enga- dine, is a godsend, after the stifling heat of the day. Let us get right out into the middle of the lake, and meet it and make the most of it, and see the moon rising. The moonlight effects here are superb ; and there is something in this air that makes one appreciative. The moon makes poets of us all down here — the moon and the lake, between them." Cosmo was right. Surely his must be a rusty soul that takes no gleam of radiance and de- light from the beautiful communion of the two ! Beautiful ! There is no word in any language o;ood enough, beautiful enough, to describe it. MINE IS THINE. 23 The moon must be in love with Como. Fancy- free for all the world besides, the ''imperial vot'ress" must have bestowed upon that fav- oured lake the solitary passion of her mysterious heart. Is not this why her countenance changes as she passes over these enchanted and enchant- ing waters ? Is not this why the fashion of her beauty there grows softer, tenderer, dreamier? Is it not for this that there she moves with such slow and lingering languor, as all those who, with seeing eyes, have beheld her, will attest \ Yes, she is in love with Como ; and as lovers' faces change at meeting the adored, so is she transfigured when she looks over the hills that shelter the object of her devotion. Lover-like she comes, making the most of her own charms. Lover-like she glorifies the beauties of the be- loved with her idealising light. And oh ! most lover -like she moves in that clear presence, slowly, rapt, concentrated — piercing with her glances the solemn depths of the enamoured lake, which lies gazing up at her, earnest and silent, needing no voice for a reply ; for she can see into that clear, deep heart, and there behold the transcript of her pure and holy flame. Though "Adam lost Paradise — eternal tale I" — there have still been left to us — few, indeed, and 24 MINE IS THINE. far between — scattered over the face of mother earth, certain spots of heavenly beauty and repose : Edens, the gates of which no flaming swords nor " watch of winged Hydra " guard ; where the flowers are not too obviously dis- figured by the serpent's trail ; where even the spirit of man, if not divine, at least possesses some of the calm, suave attributes of divinity. Surely Lake Como and its margin are of these. The day had been one of sultriest heat, and a kind of thundery silence had brooded over the water, and over all the country round about. Closed jalousies had darkened the faces of the beautiful villas on the lake. The luxuriant creepers, clothing their terrace-walls, hung down limp and dejected, as though trying to reach the water, and find coolness or death therein. The fountains in the gardens seemed to send up languid and unwilling jets, dim to the eye, and with no joyous music for the ear. From Trem- ezzo to Menaggio, from Bellaggio to Varenna, you might have counted the visible population on your fingers — a few languid forms, motion- less for the most part, or only moving a few unwilling paces, to subside again into inevitable stagnation. Not a boat to be seen on the lake save one — a large contadino barque, laden with MINE IS THIXE. 25 market-produce, which put off early from Var- enna, but soon gave up the business as hopeless, and lay all day at the opening of Lake Lecco, the motionless cradle of its slumbering crew. A terribly hot and breathless day it had been ; so that when the breeze sprang up at sunset, it was like Nature's sigh of relief after a long ordeal of ennui and fatigue — as who should say, " Gone at last ! " and then everything awoke and was changed after that. The moon came up and gave her light. The darkened eyes of the villas opened and sent forth their light. The spray of the fountains leaped gaily up and caught the moonbeams and tossed them about, like genii playing with handfuls of diamonds. And the flowers, instead of closing their petals, like conventional flowers, must have opened them for the first time that day — so sweet be- came the night with their breath, so rich with all the fragrances of summer. And from either shore floated tempered strains — the sounds of all manner of musical instruments ; and on the lake came airy-looking boats, many gaily illu- minated with coloured lamps and torches — all vocal, some with melodious laughter, some with the voice of singing. Even the big contadino barque, under way again with sail and oar, stole 26 MINE IS THINE. picturesquely and harmoniously along, and the gentle plash of the oars acted as a pleasant symphony to the well-worn, but captivating Neapolitan ditty which the rowers sang, to the worship and the wooing of the much-hymned "Marianina" — " Marianina ! Marianina ! Cambia, cambia tuoi pensiere, Non andar coi bersagliere, Se ti vuoi maritar ! Se ti vuoi maritar ! Se ti vuoi maritar ! Marianina mia ! carina mia ! Dammi un bacio o mi iai morir ! " Upon these waters bathed in the dreamy lovelight of the summer moon, and into this scene, worthier of dreamland than the workaday world, the two friends put forth, with no special object to decide the direction of their little boat, save only to get into the middle of the lake. Once there, the breeze met, the point of view reached, Tom Wyedale, who was by no means of a contemplative turn, demanded of his friend whither he should order the boatman to shape his course. Tom, by the by, who erroneously believed himself to know a little Italian, had stipulated that, for practice' sake, he should be allowed on all occasions to act as spokesman. "It does not matter/' said Cosmo — "any where." MINE IS THIXE. 27 " That's rather vague." " Yes, but vagueness is the very thing for a night like this, which would be outraged by any- thing so prosaic as the definite. Tell the old man to move vaguely and promiscuously about." " Eather trying to my stock of Italian, which is rather for solid, than fancy purposes. Avanti, Pietro ! " "Si, signore!" cried the old boatman, plung- ing his oars with alacrity into the water, and heading away for Bellaggio at racing-pace. "Too fast— too fast/' cried Cosmo. "The old rascal is thinking of that wine-shop under the colonnade. He has arranged our programme and his own. We are to hang about and listen to the Bellagian band for an hour, while he devotes himself to the dismal wine of the country and that mysterious game of fingers. Stop, stop ! " " Fermatevi, Pietro ! " cried Tom ; "and now whither ? " " Everywhere/' " Da per tutto, Pietro." " Si signore ; " and interpreting his instruc- tions to perfection, he subsided into a slow, monotonous stroke, and shaped a serpentine course. " What fellows these Italians are, to be sure ! " 28 MINE IS THINE. said Cosmo, as a boat-load of minstrelsy passed at a little distance, and filled the air with strains that seemed to interpret the very spirit of the hour and scene. " What an instinctive taste they have ! Your English musician would have destroyed everything here by something horribly jerky and jigging. But these men have woven into their music the moonlight and the orange- trees and the sweetness of orange-blossoms, the bright villas, the pleasant vineyards, the deep woods, the gardens, the sprightly fountains, the melancholy lake, and the happy languid far niente that suits a midsummer night." " Holloa ! I say " " This is the very music of a midsummer night's dream. Titania might have been lulled to sleep by it on that delectable bank of wild thyme." " Come, Cosmo, this is all very hard upon me." " Yes, to be sure, my dear fellow ; a thousand apologies ! I was thinking aloud. Pearls are an offence to swine. I'll change the subject." " It strikes me — all this is very fine, of course, — but it strikes me that this same sentiment of yours is rather of a sensual kind. I'll call it sensuous, if you like. You're a sensuous fellow, Cosmo — that's the word." " Well, I don't object, I quite believe that MINE IS THIXE. 29 the great thing in life, so as to get the most out of it, is to be thoroughly adaptive ; in a scene like this to be able to be ' sensuous/ — a sybarite, if you please, without prejudice to my being metaphysical, spiritual, stoical, realistic, posi- tive, and practical — each on the fitting occasion. There is a time for all things. A one-sided man must be constantly out of tune with his sur- roundings. Life has so many phases, and such incessant changes. Therefore, to-night, let me be sensuous — if you please." " A versatile man never comes to anything/'' " An old parrot-cry — and not true ; but even if it were true, he would come to nothing, hap- pily — and happiness is the summum bonum of my to-night's philosophy, which also forbids me to indulge in prosy speculation ; so don't go on with it, you Philistine ! " " You began it." " Argument of any sort is also impossible, or I would deny it." " Well, philosophy or not philosophy, it is very jolly out on the lake to-night. I wonder what that pretty girl thinks of it ! also, I wonder if her papa has got over the coldness of the soup and the lukewarmness of the attendance ! " " Pretty ? do you call her pretty ? " ,30 MINE IS THINE. " Yes, I do, most emphatically. What ! you don't mean to say that you don't admire her 1 " " No, I mean to say nothing of the sort — but pretty ! How like you that is, Tom ! I would not insult beauty of that type by calling its possessor pretty. There is an elevation, a soul, a purity in her beauty that I have seldom, if ever, seen before, in a human face. I know a picture for which she might have sat. I have not seen it for years, but it has always haunted me. It is, or was, in an obscure little Italian village perched away up in the hills above the Eiviera. Some old cardinal, who was born there, left it with the rest of his collection to his native place. It is a Madonna, by Sasso Ferrato ; not a replica of any of his well-known pictures, but a unique original — different altogether from any of his other Madonnas, yet authentic, and of extra- ordinary beauty and grace. The moment I saw this young lady I was reminded of it. It is my beau-ideal of female loveliness. When I first saw the picture I was reminded of the verse — " The star-like beauty of immortal eyes." When I have thought of the picture, I have always thought of the phrase. To-night I have seen the conception of the painter realised ; and MINE IS THIXE. 31 in mortal eyes I have beheld the star-like beauty of which the poet dreamed." " My dear Cosmo, this is a very desperate state of things. You must really take more exercise, and get up early in the morning. I have been suspecting for some time that there is a slight tendency to hepatitis. Do you remember poor Oliver Lee 1 He died of it, you know, and was really comforted for his mortal sickness by its big name. He insisted on it always, and was continually checking off his symptoms — c clouded vision, morbid fancies, loss of appetite, noises in the head, insomnia/ &c. These were some of them ; and I do think, Cosmo, that the vision must be clouded and the fancy morbid which transforms the beaute de diable into divine loveliness." " Beaute de diable! I suppose you think you've achieved a neat antithesis, but you're wrong; for between the beaute de diable and divine beauty there is the same connection as there is between the beauty of innocence and the beauty of holiness." " Oh, this is terrible ! Pray be sensuous again ; it's better than being metaphysical after a table- d'hote dinner. I suppose, then, you have fallen in love with the Madonna at first sight ? " 32 MINE IS THINE. " The reasoning of a chambermaid ! Well, even if I had fallen in love with her, it would not be at first sight ; for in seeing her to-night, I only see the figure of the picture in a new pose, with a change of drapery, in a different light. Perhaps I am in love with the ideal which the picture suggests ; if so, I shall certainly be faith- ful to it, for the ideal never disappoints, and the real generally does so. Therefore I would rather avoid this young lady." " Ha, ha, ha ! ho ! he ! — also hum ! " " If she were to fulfil the promise of the picture, it would be something like the story of Pygmalion and Galatea coming true. That is not a likely occurrence. No ; were she never so charming, she would fail to reach the perfection which Sasso Ferrato has helped me to conceive. It would be impossible not to associate her real qualities with my ideal ; and since, as I say, the real almost inevitably disappoints, my beautiful illusion would be dissipated and my idol shat- tered. I shall be careful not to come in contact with the young lady." " Well, I am sure I have no objection; and, to tell you the truth, it just occurs to me that I may as well fall in love with her myself. I have not adventured in that line as yet ; but I daresay MINE IS THIXE. 33 I might succeed, because I am so ' adaptive/ as you call it ; and there would be a dramatic pro- priety in being in love on Lake Como, which I am not insensible to. Besides, there's nothing else to do here but smoke and loll about on the lake ; and I daresay both these occupations would gain by a flavour of the tender passion. Yes, Cosmo, consider me in love, until further instructions, and respect me accordingly — no brusquerie, no roughness with the blossom which now begins to expand before your eyes." " You in love ? You ? " " I — even I. You ought to be immensely obliged to me. You're out of the running, you know, and evidently developing into a bard. It will be a godsend to you to watch the affair. Besides, you will be of serious service in goose- berry-picking ; and you are just the man to in- triguer that combustible old gentleman — you're so 'adaptive' and ' many-sided,' don't you see?" " Well, I can conceive many things, but not Tom Wyedale as the hero of a love-romance." " Nothing happens but the improbable, my boy ; and if there are a few deficiencies in my composition, you can idealise me, you know. With your talent, I think you ought to turn out of this material a very first-class sort of hero." VOL. i. c 34 MINE IS THINE. " Somehow I don't see it." " All ! you do us both injustice." " I could hardly give romantic attributes to a round of beef or a pot of porter." " You wrong me, Cosmo — you wrong me ; but it is the old story. A great man's school-fellows are notoriously the last to recognise his great qualities. The school-dunce develops into an intellectual giant, but his early brother-dunces can never forget the fool's-cap which he shared with them. I forgive you, old mac" " Very good of you ; but I can't say I remem- ber that interesting bond between you and me." " Likely enough ; memory plays sad pranks in such matters." " I can remember, however, that you were the biggest dunce in your form." " Imagination in fault this time ; it constantly clouds the memory." " I don't think I require to call upon my memory, or use the past tense, in speaking of your dunceship." " Hepatitis ! hepatitis ! Clouded vision, mor- bid fancies, noises in the head. We must have you overhauled. There is a man slayer in the hotel ; consult him." " Hang it, Tom, what a bore you are ! I feel MINE IS THIXE. 35 so tired of you sometimes, it appears to me a mystery how we are such friends." " Candid friend ! it is difficult to say how it should be so. The general rules are horribly contradictory. Like draws to like ; but then, contrasts fascinate each other. Perhaps the en- dearing ties in this case are gratitude on your part, and a sense of protectorship on mine — continued from earliest youth until now." " As how \ " " How \ Why, who licked Jack Falls for bullying you \ " " I don't remember ; probably I licked him myself." " You ! Why, Jack could have eaten you. Who supplied you with cricket- bats, like a brother \ " " No one did. I remember your giving me a bat for my silver chain and my white mouse that had one eye pink and the other green — but the handle of the bat turned out to be sprung." " Well, hang it ! I gave you back the mouse, although I was devoted to it." " Yes, you gave it me back to avoid a swish- ing, when white mice were forbidden under penalties. And then, when the holidays came — although I had run the risk of keeping it all the 36 MINE IS THINE. half — you pretended you had only lent it to me, to oblige me, and wanted to take it back." " Oh, I can't go back upon all these trumpery little details. I only remember that I was ex- cessively generous to you about a mouse or mice and cricket-bats." " Generous ? " " Yes ; and then the verses." " I suppose you'll say next that you wrote mine for me % " " By no means ; that would have been a doubt- ful kindness. No ; I frequently allowed you to write mine for me, which was glorious practice for a little fellow — upon my word, it was quite fatherly of me. And then that row about Mother Willet's orchard, when I saved you — and — and — these and a hundred other little kindnesses, I suppose, must have stamped themselves into the plastic nature of your youth, and have been con- firmed in manhood by the sense of protection which an unpractical (shall I say a weaker Vj nature derives from association with one which is practical and philosophically robust. That, I take it, is the explanation from your point of view ; and from mine, it is, of course, not won- derful to find a generous spirit attaching itself to the object of its protection and generosity." MINE IS THINE. 37 " And looking out watchfully, no doubt, for fresh opportunities of exercising these quali : ties 1 " " Most distinctly. I will be true to my mis- sion, Cosmo. Lean upon me ; I won't desert you." " Now, Tom, you villain, I don't like this vein at all. I seem to remember similar flourishes in connection with certain financial embarrass- ments, which always ended in being rather em- barrassing to myself. Upon my honour, now, I shouldn't be a bit surprised to find that there was a temporary difficulty about an hotel bill, or a temporary but equally pressing necessity for two or three hundred pounds." " My dear Cosmo, nor I ! What intuitions the fellow has at times, to be sure ! To tell you the truth, my banker is not a very good fellow." -Nor' " No, not at all. I may say I'm ashamed of him. He can never see more than one side of a question, and his view of that is limited and groovy. Now a banker ought not to be groovy ; ought he ? " " Perhaps not." "No. Grooviness is inconsistent with the 38 MINE IS THINE. elevated intelligence which one has a right to expect in a banker. Just listen to a case in point. I " Tom's statement, however, was interrupted by a shout from a boat at a little distance. The two friends had been rowed down near to the Isola di San Giovanni ; there they had turned, and, after sweeping close in to the Bellagian shore, were now slowly heading for home. The boat which hailed was behind them, motionless, and no other boats were in the neighbourhood. " They must be hailing us," said Cosmo. " Tourists full of new wine," replied Tom. " Let them howl." The shout was repeated. Cosmo was for re- turning. " Something may be wrong," he said. "Let them rave. Avanti!" quoth Tom. Then, as they got under way again, the cry was repeated with such energy that it became clear that something was the matter ; and they turned back. As they approached the boat, a sharp English voice upbraided them, in fierce, broken Italian, for their tardiness ; but as they were all still under the shadow of the hills, the speaker was unrecognisable. " Subito ! subito /" replied old Pietro, leisurely paddling along. MIXE IS THINE. 39 Sahito ! D n it ! do you call that su- bito ? " cried the voice. " Subito! subito ! — pazienza ! pazienza ! — che va piano va lontano" said, or rather sang, the grinning boatman, as though soothing an im- patient child ; and then, easing his oars as he ran alongside, "Eccoci, signore ! " " It is the ' beaut e de (liable * and her papa, as I am a living, loving sinner," whispered Tom. " How prompt is the arrow of Fate ! " " You are English gentlemen, I presume," said Lord G-errnistoune — for it was he — " and I do think you might have been a little readier to answer my cry for assistance." " But what is the matter, sir ? " asked Tom. " Matter, sir ? Drowning's the matter — that's all." He then explained that the boatman had snapped one of his oars, and in jumping up to try to rescue the half which fell into the water, had sent " his great blundering foot through one of the rotten planks ; and the boat's filling — that's all." " We had no conception that there was any- thing seriously wrong," said Tom. The old lord then tartly suggested tranship- ment instead of conversation. " If you will put us on shore anywhere at Bellaggio, we can get 40 MINE IS THINE. another boat. Our destination is Cadenabbia ; but don't let us inconvenience you." " Our way would be yours in any case," said Cosmo, addressing the lady; "but, as it hap- pens, we also are bound for Cadenabbia." The transhipment then took place, and the damaged boat was taken in tow, her boatman continuing in her, and indignantly denying any danger. Tom contrived to dispose the new guests so that he sat between the young lady and her father. And now he began to play off a little comedy for the amusement of his friend ; and falling into the rdle which he had prescribed for himself in his farcical conversation a few minutes before, proceeded to dramatise the part of the "aspirant" who, in "sapping up to a posi- tion," makes almost as much love to the lady's belongings as to herself. Cosmo, who knew the " devilry " of which his friend was capable, feared he might overdo the part. The gravity of his face and manner were, however, unim- peachable ; and all his attentions, divided pretty equally between father and daughter, passed muster in the most creditable way. Cosmo was very far from approving of a joke of the sort, and he soon had fresh cause for disapproval and annoyance ; for Tom, out of pure wantonness, MINE IS THINE. 41 began to drag his name in, in such a way as to throw discredit upon him, and in such a way as, antithetically, to suggest his own superior merit in all respects. " I cannot," he said to the young lady, " suffi- ciently blame myself for not insisting on our immediate return. My friend is a little obsti- nate, but I ought to have combated him. He would have it that the cry came from some party of tourists who had been — had been — a — dining somewhere. The tone of voice ought to have been sufficient for him. To me it was unmistakably the cry of a gentleman in distress. I ought to have been firm with him." This spirited perversion of facts brought Lord Germistoune into the field at once. " Your friend's scepticism/' he said, with a very grim look at Cosmo, " might have had disastrous results for us. He might have been willing to give us the benefit of the doubt, I think." Cosmo was about to reply, when the young- lady interposed. "I am sure," she said, "that you came as quickly as possible. Papa, you are really too exigeant. The accident seems scarcely to have happened, and here we are, safe and sound, on board another boat. Papa is too exigeant" she continued, with a laugh, "but 42 MINE IS THINE. you must make allowance for him. He lias had a sad chapter of accidents to-day. Have you not, papa ? " " Accidents ? I don't call them accidents," snorted the old lord ; " downright, deliberate insolence and mismanagement — these are not accidents. Would you believe it, sir, I was made twenty-five minutes late for dinner to-day by false information % " " Yes, I observed that you came in late for dinner," said Tom, in a voice of sweetest sym- pathy ; " and I feared there had been some of the usual negligence. In fact, I think I said to my friend, ' Here is the old, old story again ; it is really getting too insufferable/" " Ah ! you confirm me ? " " Indeed I do." " And then, that head-waiter ! " " Oh ! he ? — he is notoriously an impostor." " And his insolence ! " " Insolence ! Now, I daresay he answered you?" " Ah ! that he did, and most improperly." " There, Cosmo ! " said Tom, turning to his friend with the air of a man who, after a pro- tracted controversy, at length finds an argument which gives him the victory beyond dispute — MINE IS THINE. 43 " there, Cosmo ! I suppose you won t support your friend after that ;" and then, before Cosmo had time to say anything — " to me, that man is the incarnation of stupid impertinence. If it had not been for my friend here, I would have brought the matter to a point long ago, by going frankly to the direction, and simply saying, ' Either that head- waiter is dismissed, or I leave the hotel/ ' " Quite right — quite right ! " cried the old gentleman ; " and I'd have done it myself — I'd have done it myself. Then, they keep back the letters, and have no excuse to make. The porter " " Oh, the porter ! simply a cretin" " And what business have they to employ cretins f " " Part of the system — part of the system." " So it would seem ; and it's no better over here. I have just been over to the ' Serbellone ' to look for rooms ; and there, I protest to you, I was treated like — like a scavenger. I said the rooms smelt of rats. The manager denied this brusquely ; said it had been the chateau of a grand seigneur, and couldn't smell of rats. I told him that I believed the walls were lined with dead rats ; that the floors and the roofs were full of them ; and that if there were no 44 MINE IS THINE. living ones there, it was simply because the house was crumbling to pieces with dry-rot, and going to fall. The manager then requested me to leave the premises — me — actually — in so many words, and stated that in no case should I have rooms. I gave him my name, which produced no sort of effect. I said I would ex- pose him. He replied that that was my affair, and a matter of complete indifference to him ; and I was, as nearly as possible, hustled out of the house. Now, did you ever hear anything half so monstrous % — did you ever ? did you ever % did you ever ? Eh ? hum ? what % " Tom received this tale of wrong with immense sympathy, interjecting little groans of indigna- tion at critical parts. " I think," continued the old gentleman, " the whole place seems to have changed. Twenty years ago it was charming ; but there is a sort of an infernal democratic twang about it now, that upsets me — upsets me. Don't you see a change 1 " " Oh, certainly ; nothing could be more marked," replied Tom, who had seen the lake for the first time one week before. " It's all de- teriorated — sadly deteriorated," he added, with a comprehensive wave of his hand, which appeared MINE IS THIXE. 45 to include the whole district, and even the lake and the sky, in the condemnation of being rat- eaten and of having a democratic twansf. The old gentleman was greatly mollified by all this sympathy ; but addressed himself exclu- sively to Tom, who had contrived, out of sheer wanton fun, to put his friend in the light of a malefactor. " It is very disappointing," said the young lady ; "we intended to enjoy ourselves so much here, and now all these contretemps have dark- ened our prospects." " You are not disappointed in the beauty of the lake, I am sure \ " said Cosmo, who had hitherto kept silence, and was now immediately rewarded by a furtive kick from his friend, meant to imply that he must not trespass on another man's preserves. " No, indeed," was the reply ; "I never, even in my dreams, saw anything half so lovely." Tom made rather a floundering attempt to construct a gallant speech on these premisses, and the lady went on — • " One could not say too much in its praise ; or rather, perhaps, one cannot say too little. There are some things that seem to be above the power of words." 46 MINE IS THINE. " Things that ought only to be painted, you mean," said Tom ; " and you are an artist, with- out doubt?" " Oh, in a very, very humble way ; but papa really is." " Oh, how I envy him ! " cried Tom, with rapture ; " this must be an artist's paradise — points of view from land and water at discre- tion, unrivalled effects of light and shade, and — and — all that sort of thing," including an- other kick for Cosmo. "You won't allow these mishaps to drive you away immediately ? " he continued, with much earnestness. " Ah ! I don't know ; papa must be comfort- able, and " " And will be so, my dear," interposed her father ; " and is certainly not going to be hunted out of the place by a pack of innkeepers. No, no." " Bravo !" murmured Tom. " I'm situated in this way," continued Lord Germistoune — " Gull has ordered me to the En- gadine. "Why Gull has ordered me to the Engadine, I daresay Gull doesn't know himself — I don't ; but doctors are tyrants, and these are my tyrant's orders. Now, it seems one can't go up there for a month to come, on account of MINE IS THIXE. 47 the hard weather in the mountains, and I had decided to spend that month here — and here I will spend it ; and Fll tell you what it is, since there is no hotel fit for a gentleman to live in, 111 take a villa. That will be a lesson for them. Yes, 111 take a nice little villa to- morrow morning, — eh ? hum ? what \ " " I fear," said Tom, " it may be rather difficult to find one for so short a time, and at such short notice." " Excuse me, I think not. There may, per- haps, be difficulties ; but they shall be over- come. Ill take a nice little villa to-morrow morning. What ? " " Papa is a most determined character, you must know; he would rather buy a villa or build one than be beaten." " I generally contrive to have my own way, Esme, as you know." " Oh yes, dear papa, I do know ; only too well sometimes," she added, with a laugh. "You are a most formidable person when thwarted ; but on this occasion I applaud your firmness — a little selfishly, perhaps — for I am so glad we are to stay on in this lovely place." " It will be an example to them," chuckled Lord Germistoune ; " 111 take a nice little villa 48 MINE IS THINE. in the morning." He gloated over the idea which had only occurred to him in the course of the conversation, and which seemed to offer a pleasant salve of vengeance for his outraged dignity. " You must immortalise the lake with your pencil," said Tom to the lady. " Oh no ; but papa may. Indeed he has a large portfolio of sketches done here years ago. They first made me wish to come here." Then Tom fell to cunning questioning as to the views selected, expressing a burning curi- osity to know how this and that subject had been treated, the conditions of light at the time, and so forth, invariably pronouncing the old gentleman's artistic selection to have been pre- cisely what it ought to have been, and generally surrounding him with such a comfortable atmo- sphere of appreciation and applause, that, when the boat reached the shore, he was in high good- humour. " Most agreeable, gentlemanlike fel- low," he murmured to his daughter ; " must make his acquaintance formally." Then turning to the two friends, he thanked them very courte- ously for the service they had rendered, and even went so far as to hint at a vague regret for having been betrayed into impatient language MINE IS THINE. 49 at the moment of rescue. " Let me offer you my card," he said, in conclusion ; " I am Lord Germistoune." The friends having duly handed over theirs in return, were presented, with con- siderable pomp and ceremony, to " My daughter, Miss Douglas/' It then occurred to Lord Ger- mistoune that Mr Wyedale's name was familiar to him. " It reminds me," he said, " of one of my oldest and dearest friends. AVe sat in the House of Commons together for years, when he was member for shire. "Was he a relation of yours ? " " He was my uncle," said Tom. u Indeed ! Then I am doubly pleased to make your acquaintance. Poor Tom Wyedale ! what a witty dog he was, to be sure ! Quite one of the best of us. And ah ! what a Tory ! He would have had Peel hanged for his Corn-law treachery, if he could. Ah ! a fine fellow, Tom. He left no children, I think ? " " No, his only son died." " And Lady Mary?" " She is very well, thank you." "And the Abbey ?— Wyedale Abbey?— that went to — to — not to you?" " Alas ! no ; a brother darkened my life, by getting into the light in front of me." VOL. I. D 50 MINE IS THINE. " Ha, ha ! Well, we can't all hope to be eldest sons. What?" " No ; my aspirations would have been much more easily satisfied." " That reminds me of poor Tom. Well, shall we say ' Good night/ or will you come up to our quarters and have a cup of tea, and take a look at these sketches we've been talking about 1 " Tom gladly assented, and the old lord led the way to his apartment, explaining that the rooms (which were really the best in the house and en- tirely charming) were detestable ; but that, after to-morrow, he hoped to receive his friends more becomingly. " For " — and here he repeated the formula about the nice little villa, which seemed, to have captivated him like the refrain of a pleasant song. 51 CHAPTER III. Tom's conduct in the boat was, of course, merely meant to amuse his friend, as the dramatic sequel of their previous conversation, by a re- presentation, as has been said, of the crafty approaches of a politic lover. As far as his friend was concerned, however, the humour of the caprice had missed fire. Cosmo was any- thing but pleased with it. Punctiliously polite to strangers himself, his temper had been some- what ruffled by the brusqueness of Lord Germis- toune's first greeting ; it had been progressively disturbed by Tom's persistent method of drag- ging him forward in a false light, and by the distinct manner in which Lord Germistoune seemed to ignore his existence. Moreover, this poking of fun at total strangers (one of whom was a lady), all unwitting though they were, appeared to him improper and impertinent ; and the poking of fun at himself, except in LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS 52 MINE IS THINE. private, was by no means to his taste. From all this it resulted that Cosmo had fallen into a very considerable state of dignity, and would have excused himself stiffly from accept- ing the invitation to the Germistoune apartment. Miss Douglas, however, divining, with feminine tact, that something was amiss, and attributing it to its true cause, or partly so, seconded the invitation with a simple heartiness that made refusal impossible, and Cosmo followed her. And now came Tom's retribution. The port- folio of sketches was his Nemesis — a huge portfolio filled to overflowing with indifferent performances, through which he had to wade at solemn pace and slow. For the artist stood by him, and saw that there was no evasion — haranguing upon each "bit," bewildering his victim with strange art-jargon, and keeping him alert by sudden appeals and subtle pauses for notes of admiration. There was no escape for poor Tom, who knew as much about water- colours as a Choctaw Indian, and was wont to confess that he liked to take the beauties of na- ture "with an object," and with special reference to Epsom, Ascot, and Goodwood. But, with a desperate resignation, he went manfully through to the end of a long hour and a half. Anathemas MINE IS THIXE. 53 rose in his heart, mingled with poignant yearn- ings for tobacco and cool tankards : but he sup- pressed them all, and sat yawnless and smiling, and the winner of golden opinions from his host — richly deserved, indeed ; for he who can drink to the dregs that " drowsiest syrup of the world " — the prosings of an egotistical dilettante — and, drinking, seem to like it, has fortitude enough to win a martyr's crown. Meantime, and thus, it so fell out that Cosmo was exemplifying the vanity of human wishes. Scarcely two hours before, he had expressed a resolution to avoid contact with Miss Douglas, and now he was in- voluntarily engaged with her in a tete-a-tete of formidable length. The situation might have been decidedly romantic — ought, indeed, so to have been. The coincidence of the picture's re- semblance — there was a romantic element ; and, coupled with it, the virtual saving of the young lady's life — there was another. Then, her ex- treme beauty would have shed a halo over cir- cumstances infinitely more prosaic ; and what stage, what mise- en -scene, could surpass the Lake of Como, with all its accessories of night, summer, and the moon 1 But alas ! "the roman- tic " visits us only as the angels of the proverb do. Too seldom does it drop on our daily lives; 54 MINE IS THINE. and though, like some gossamery woof of magic tints, it then draws over every rugged angle the " softening folds of gracious drapery," it remains but for an instant, and vanishes so abruptly that we scarcely wot of the beauty that has been on us and about us, till the glory has departed. It is dissipated by a breath, and by none more surely than the whisper of an incongruous association ; and, by some psychological law, those who are most susceptible of a romantic impression have also usually the keenest perceptions of the incon- gruous. Thus, Tom Wyedale's rollicking conver- sation in the boat, and his Philistine tone about the young lady herself, had brushed away, for his friend, all romance from the events of the evening. To Cosmo the little drama presented itself in no ethereal aspect. The whole thing had simply irritated him. Sensitive by nature, and somewhat shy, his manner to strangers was marked at best by a certain reserve and stateli- ness that were scarcely prepossessing ; and at present he was angry with Tom, offended with Lord Germistoune, vexed with himself, and almost displeased with Miss Douglas herself — though why, it would have been difficult to say, except, indeed, for bringing him, against his will, into that contact with herself which, per- MINE IS THINE. 55 haps in scant earnest, he had announced his intention of avoiding. This complication was certainly not likely to subdue his natural char- acteristics; so that Miss Douglas might have been pardoned if, at first, she had rather re- pented the warmth of her invitation, and felt that the task of entertaining the guest who fell to her charge was more formidable than plea- sant. At first it certainly appeared to be so, for Cosmo seemed to be bereft of all power of con- versational initiative, and even in response he was sluggish and frozen. Miss Douglas, as the daughter of Lord Germistoune, a wealthy and well-known peer, was presumably of the London world ; Cosmo himself was more or less of the same world, — and that two such people should be together in a tete-a-tete, and be in want of topics of conversation, even for a minute, might well seem an unaccountable phenomenon. The mere routine work of each season produces, for a certain class of society, topics enough to supply with the materials of many hours' dialogue, the most brainless he or she who drifts through the regulation amount of duty or pleasure prescribed by the rubric of fashion. The veriest parrot, from the blessed iteration of the same phrases (if not ideas), heard hourly, for three or four 56 MINE IS THINE. solid months, can scarcely fail to have glibly on the tip of his tongue sufficient small-change of talk to pay his way, without difficulty, among the initiated. And, then, there are always one or two great salient events in the history of each season, which, independently of the smaller gossip, fend off from the talker the necessity of plunging, without a cork-jacket, into the hope- less waters of originality. Let us cast back an eye over the last few seasons ; at once it is struck by a dozen things of the sort. For instance, a royal savage — the blacker the better — visits the country, and reduces the nation to a state of in- fantile imbecility. In his honour there are court entertainments, where he is puzzled ; and muni- cipal banquets, where his inner man is compro- mised ; a review at Windsor, where he is again puzzled ; an exhibition of ironclads, where he is frightened and again sick. What a fund of topics in all this ! What possibilities of earnest ques- tion and response ! Were you there ? Were you % Had you the entree to the privileged places \ Did you see him f Is it true that he was sulky and rude ? Can it be conceivable that his teeth chattered ? Then the Duchess of , in giving a fancy ball, supplies another fertile theme. It was beautiful, but she gave it too late or too MINE IS THINE. 57 early. It clashed with the festa of some other potentate. Such a pity ! And was royalty really offended or not \ If so, why ? — if not, why not ? Then the Prince's garden-party, — if you were at it, it is well ; if not, still it is well, for much time can be consumed in giving every reason, but the true one, for your absence. The Academy has a sensation picture, painted by a girl blind from her birth. Here art-talk d discretion. She is equal to Salvator Eosa, or Horace Vernet, or Paul Potter, or any other painter — no matter whom — to whom the vox populi has taught you to liken her. There is a new reading of Hamlet by a Hindoo, which (in Hindustani) edifies society. Such a melli- fluous language Hindustani I So perfect a vehicle for Shakespearian thought ! Some curled darling of society cheats at cards or helps himself to his neighbour's wife. Here is breathless interest ! Why did he do it % When ? How \ Where ? What does Sir John say to it ? Will the count- ess ever get over the shock ? Moral — how can people do such things ? Some one else, who ought to have known better, commits some other faux pas, scarcely discussible, but which can be sniffed round, with titillating innuendoes and low, confidential, murmurings. Burnand 58 MINE IS THINE. lias a new farce, the scream of which has been loud enough to cross the Channel and be echoed in Paris. Doubtless you have heard it in both languages % Offenbach outdoes himself in a new opera -bouffe — 'Suzanne et les Vieillards.' A little shocking, is it not ? but then so bright and clever ! That atones for most things. And then comes the " music of the future/' and sets the whole queer jumble to appropriate strains. You heard ' Lohengrin ' ? You did ? It was a perfect enigma to you — or entirely comprehensible. You sat through the whole of that first suffocating night? to the end ? and wished for more ? No won- der ! Or wished yourself dead 1 How natural ! People who have these and a hundred kindred, and equally welcome topics, freely at command, ought not to be in much danger of having to hazard an original thought, or of having to pause in an unbroken stream of well-worn, but still serviceable platitudes. And then there is in reserve the gossip of " Prince's," " Hurlingham," and Cowes ; the ordinary on dits about ordinary marriages, scandals, scrapes, flirtations, and what not. So that, altogether, there is surely more than enough, when the season is over, to carry one on from August till April — provided, of course, there is an occasional change in the MINE IS THINE. 59 scene of one's platitudinising, Cosmo, however, availed himself of none of these resources. He had entered the room, as we have seen with ruffled plumage ; but surely his good-breeding could not possibly permit him to sulk in a tete- a-tete with a lady who was doing her best to entertain him \ No. Well, he was not sulky, but he was sombre ; and that, with his natural shyness, had dammed up his ideas. Then, every moment he was with Miss Douglas deepened his impression of her wonderful resemblance to the Sasso-Ferrato Madonna, preoccupying him at first, and then making him feel — fancifully enough, to be sure — that ordinary topics of con- versation were unsuitable in the presence of one about whom clung so many suggestions far re- moved from the banalite of common life. Miss Douglas, on her side, bravely struggled with difficulties ; but neither did she avail herself of the dreary reserve of London small-talk. She had in truth been but one season — that of her debut — two years before, in town ; so that her resources in that respect could neither have been many nor recent. Had it been otherwise, per- haps Cosmo's tongue would have been earlier untied, because Sasso Ferrato's Madonna would have ceased to embarrass him. 60 MINE IS THINE. She and her father had been great travellers ; for the old lord — being half invalid, half valetu- dinarian — required perpetual change of scene, and frequent visits to those numerous health- resorts, scattered all over that large portion of Europe which is now included in the map of the invalid. In this way there were few places in Europe of great interest which she had not visited ; and a splendid collection of photographs which lay on the table, contained souvenirs of everything beautiful and noteworthy which she had herself seen. Upon this book, as an aid in her difficulty, she fell back ; and, since Cosmo had also travelled much, she was able for a time, without seeming to lecture, to carry on a toler- ably one-sided conversation. Her manner was singularly unaffected and simple ; and a certain freshness of appreciation made her remarks, on what she had really liked and admired, original and striking. By degrees Cosmo was thoroughly thawed ; and catching the infection of an enthusiasm which was by no means foreign to his own nature, he began to exchange experiences and sentiments with her, with an earnestness and volubility which, if they had suddenly broken forth from the iced man of half an hour ago, would have suggested MINE IS THIXE. 61 magical transformation. But he, indeed, must have been of the earth earthy, who could have recalled, in company with a sympathetic spirit, yet without some enthusiasm, the memories which this book awakened. For there was the Parthenon, shattered, despoiled, but peerless still in its beauty, and glorious in its suggestions of a panorama instinct with the genius of the Golden Age. And there were the Pyramids, from which even the tourist cannot hunt the mystery and awe of the early world. The Mount of Olives, where Eeverence feels that, in no language, it dare utter its emotions. The Pincian Hill, where History seems to stagger under the burden of its records. The Golden Horn and the Golden Shell. The beautiful illusions of Stamboul, the wondrous realities of Syracuse, the weird resurrections of Pompeii, aud the sunny life of Sorrento. From one to the other they passed, and through the quaint portals of many a rare old town of Germany and Holland, and by many a venerable monu- ment of pious art, and up the castled Rhine, through the land of legendary lore, and on into the splendid wilderness of Alp and glacier. People who had beheld such scenes with seeing eyes — who had thought in them, felt in them, 62 MINE IS THINE. received some of their inspirations, and learned a few of their myriad lessons — and who had before them such aids to memory as this book contained, had assuredly small need to fall back for topics upon the dwarfed and dwarfing life of modern society. The photograph-book proved an entirely successful stratagem of despair, which very soon changed into lively pleasure and interest, so that all sombre clouds were dis- sipated. But the conversation was by no means all pitched in a transcendental or earnest key. It was constantly relieved by humorous reminis- cences, which this or that scene recalled. Esme proved to be full of fun ; she was as eager and fresh in that respect as in more serious matters, and passed from one phase to the other with a certain quaint naivete which ought to have been wholly captivating to Cosmo, had he not been a little doubtful as to the fitness of such character- istics in one who wore the outward semblance of his idealised Madonna. The time began to pass quickly — even too quickly. At last there was but one more photograph to look at. " There ! " she said, as she turned it over, " the last of my photographs, but to me the MINE IS THINE. 63 most beautiful — at least I am bound to say so ; that is my home." " It is beautiful," replied Cosmo, " and a capital photograph, for I know the place well. I can't be mistaken. It is Dunerlacht Castled" " Yes. I think it is very good ; even papa is pleased with it. The old part of the house comes out wonderfully; and the shadow on the water is so natural, is it not ? And your travels have actually carried you up to our fastnesses ? " " Yes. I had to pass Dunerlacht pretty often a year or two ago. I had a shooting in shire, not very far from you — Finmore." " Oh, we know it very well ! Some friends of ours used to have it. It is a charming little place. How lucky you were to have Finmore ! How did you like it 1 " " I was delighted with it." " And you like Scotland \ " "Yes; indeed, very much more than most other places." " Now I am quite sure that your taste is admirable, although I don't the least agree with you about Interlachen or the Giessbach." "Are you as enthusiastic about Scotland as about Switzerland 1 " " Oh yes — more so ; but it is a different kind 64 MINE IS THINE. of enthusiasm — just as I might be very enthusi- astic about a friend, but still more so about papa, you know." " Yes — the fatherland, of course, ought to be before all others ; and, indeed, I suppose I ought to have the same sort of filial feeling to Scot- land." " What ! are you a Scotchman ? " cried Esme. "Perhaps I should rather say of Scotch de- scent," replied Cosmo, with some embarrass- ment. " Oh, your family have deserted the beloved country ! — long ago ? " " I — I — really don't quite know — some time — a generation or two, I believe." Not to know the history and movements of one's ancestors for several hundred years struck Esme as astonishing in one of gentle blood ; but there was something in Cosmo's manner which told her that the subject was unpleasant to him, although he had himself introduced it, and so she abandoned it, merely asking him if he had given up his visits to Scotland as a sportsman. " No," replied Cosmo, " not in theory, although in practice, since the year before last : but I am half thinking of going back this year ; and, in- deed, I have been in treaty for another moor — MINE IS THIXE. 65 in a different county, however. But I scarcely think it will suit." " I hear your friend talking about Scotland," said the old lord, who had by this time come to the end of his art-treasures ; " and, by the by, who is your friend ? His name puzzles me. It is Scotch, and it isn't Scotch. That is, it is the name of a locality, and the title of a dormant Scotch peerage ; but there is certainly no gentle- mans family of that name in the country. "Where does this gentleman come from 1 " " Well, do you know, it is odd, but I can't tell you, except in a very hazy way. Cosmo and I were at Eton and a private tutor's to- gether, and then at Cambridge, and we have been fast friends all our lives ; but, as we used to say at school, I don't ' know him at home.' " " Ah ! by the by, there is a Glencairn, the great capitalist and speculator. I know a good deal about him — a rough, vulgar dog ; but I believe he is unmarried. You don't know who your friend's father is." ' Well, I know one excellent trait in his father's character — he is immensely rich. I believe he made his fortune in the City; but he retired from business long ago (which is also to his credit), and lives in the wilds somewhere in VOL. I. E 66 MINE IS THINE. the west of England. Glencairn has never asked me there, although I constantly go to his own shooting. I fancy his father is peculiar, — probably mad or something of the sort. He seldom speaks of him, although I know he goes to see him regularly. That's about all I know of his father's family. I knew an uncle of his, though, by the by, a brother of his mother's — a capital fellow — Colonel Wildgrave. As to Glen- cairn's nationality, I never thought of that, except, of course, I supposed he was an English- man ; but he might have been a Kaffir by ex- traction, for anything he has ever said to me on the subject. He is rather reserved on some points, although the best fellow in the world, when you know him, and immensely clever. His regiment used to swear by him, and a mess is generally not far wrong about a fellow's character." " Oh ! he was in the army 1 " " Yes ; he was a Captain in the Dragoon Guards." " He doesn't strike me as exactly one's idea of the ' darling of the mess.' " "Ah ! well, but he was." " The Dragoon Guards, you say ? " "Yes." MINE IS THINE. 67 " Hum ! I think I have heard that that regiment recruits its officers in the City, very- much." " Oh ! no. There are some rich fellows in it of that sort ; but, City or not City, I don t know a better lot in the service. They used to be, at least, when Cosmo was in them." " Well, I should have thought he was rather conceited and stiff to be a regimental favourite in a first-class corps. Only my own impression — only my own first impression. You are not in the service ? " " No ; I am a retired diplomatist," replied Tom, with a grin. " Eather an early retreat, is it not 1 " " Yes, perhaps : but I wanted a career ; and if a fellow wants a career, F.O. is not likely to give it him — either at home or abroad." " And so you left it V " And so I left it." " And the career ? " " Ah ! the career \ — well, I begin to think a career is a mistake. I see fellows with careers not half so jolly as I am. There's Gerald St Clair — now, there's an example. That fellow was always talking about it. He had career on the brain, I believe, and he put a lot of that sort 68 MINE IS THINE. of stuff into my head at Cambridge. 'You must have a horizon/ he used to say. Well, there he is in the House — has been in it for five years — and he has done nothing. On committees all day, and in his place all night, with lots to say, but never allowed to say it. I don't call that jolly. His time, he says, hasn't come. He must walk to his career over the dead bodies of a score or two of second-rate prosers, who won't die for thirty years. An obstruction like that prevents one from seeing much horizon. I think Gerald has put his foot in it. That's my idea." " If every one thought as you do, we should be rather short of Ministers." " Oh no ; you can always get lots of ' middling seconds' — quite good enough for the business nowadays." " Ha ! ha ! you take a low view of Ministerial qualifications. Perhaps you don't know that I have been in office myself ? " "Oh! of course I do. Who doesn't? But that was in the good times. Yet even you left it, though you had everything before you — something like a career indeed ! " " Health, health," said the old gentleman, greatly delighted ; he had once been, for six months, an under - secretary in an asthmatic MINE IS THIXE. 69 coalition Government, which had been born moribund and expired within a year. " Health is a worse obstruction than a phalanx of prosy- seniors. But then you had the Church or the bar, fairly unobstructed for a young fellow of talent and interest." "No, I didn't fancy the bar, and I'm pretty sure the Church would not have fancied me — a case of mutual incompatibility, probably." "And so," said Lord Germistoune, blending the elements of a yawn with a look of amuse- ment — "and so here you are." u And so here I am ; but I am certain I ought not to be here any longer — it is fearfully late. We are keeping you out of bed most un- conscionably." "Don't mention it — don't mention it. Ah! dear me, it is late. Well, I hope you'll come again and help me to kill an hour or two as pleasantly." "Thanks. Can I be of any use in helping you in your hunt for the villa?" " Oh ! thank you, no ; much obliged to you, though — much obliged." The party then broke up ; and Cosmo, at least, left the room with very different feelings from those which he had brought into it, not- 70 MINE IS THINE. withstanding that his lordship bade him good- night with a stately frigidity, which was amply responded to in kind. The fact was, either that something in Cosmo's air or manner had piqued the old gentleman, who was pleased with little short of a slavish deference, or perhaps he had been seized with one of those unaccountable prejudices by which we are sometimes so un- reasonably set against strangers, or — well, he did not love Dr Fell, though the reason why may have been as unexplainable as that in the proverb. Cosmo's wrath against his friend had evapor- ated. " I daresay you were bored, Tom," he said, as .they were separating for the night. " The noble lord was not too lively, I can imagine." " Oh yes, I was bored, of course ; but I rather like the old fellow ; and I improved the shining hour, I think. I always cotton to swells, you know, because swells generally have shooting ; and, by the by, I made quite a little programme for us both, while he was bragging about his confounded daubs. It was this: You to close with the Finmore shooting, and I to shoot with you there from the 12th to — say the 28th — as long as dogs are practicable, in fact ; and then MINE IS THINE. 7l go on to Dunerlacht after the black game be- gins, and the driving. What say yon \ n " Very jolly for you.'' " How cold yon are ! Now a good fellow would have added * rapture for myself and luck for Lord Germistoune.' Your manners are far from nice, Cosmo. By the by, how do you like the Madonna ? " " I think Miss Douglas is extremely agree- able." " Indeed ! — and * the contact ' % was it not too intolerable ? " " What contact ? " " Oh ! youVe forgotten our little dialogue in the boat. Well, well, never mind. By the by, I withdraw from my position as swain and suitor. Her hands are too large." " I didn't observe it." " I did, though ; I shouldn't know what to do with them. I'm going to stick to her parent instead. I know there ought to be a tremen- dous show of birds this year at Dunerlacht. They had a jubilee last year, and Snowie tells me there's not a scrap of disease in the district. Good-night, Cosmo. I suppose we may con- sider Finmore a fixture 1 " " I don't know." 72 MINE IS THINE. " Come now, captain, make it a fixture, and I'll stay with you till the 31st. I can't say fairer than that." " It certainly is most liberal." " And I'll even return for a week or two at the finish, if I can manage it." "Provided no better billet offers itself." " Well, hang it ! I'm only a mortal after all. Come, now, 'parole Dunerlacht/ as you blood- thirsty mercenaries say in the army ; bring the parable home and add, ' countersign Finmore — pass Thomas Wyedale, and all's well/ Come now, out with it." " I never talked shop, even when I was in the service." " An excellent rule; but the necessary excep- tion would sound well in this echoing corridor. Now, then, in a deep, soul -stirring baritone, 'countersign Fin '" "Parole 'Slumber/ countersign 'Bed,'" said Cosmo, entering his room, and shutting the door. " Diplomacy retires before the brutalities of War," shouted Tom, going on his way. " Will Diplomacy have a liquor before he turns in ? " said Mr Cass, the American hero of the table d'hote, looking out of his door. " Sir," said Tom, " between ' diplomacy ' and MINE IS THIXE. 73 f dipsomania/ the English language marks a dis- tinction which is probably not preserved in the American dialect. Nevertheless, what is the creature i " "Bourbon whisky. Drinks short. Clears the eye." " That's conclusive. I'm on. We can only die once," said Tom. Echoes of his laughter, long and loud, came, for an hour and more, from Mr Cass's room, and reached Cosmo, who, turning angrily on his pil- low, muttered, " Confound the fellow ! he's got hold of some one else now. I believe he'd rather sit up all night with a Trappist than go to bed at a reasonable hour." And, indeed, Tom would have found talk and laughter enough to supply the deficiencies of twenty Trappists, for a thou- sand and one nights, if necessary. 74 CHAPTER IV. There are three influences which generally carry their point in this sinful world — violence, obsti- nacy, and money. Men, as a rule, hate a row, and either knuckle under to violence or get quietly out of its way. Obstinacy wears out the resistance of indifference and laziness, which, in nineteen cases out of twenty, are its only oppo- nents ; and as for money, the consciences of all intelligent readers tell them what it can do, so that the author need not commit himself to a misanthropical axiom. Lord Germistoune, enjoying the advantage of all these forces in combination, generally con- trived, as he said, to get his own way; and, in this wrathful freak about the villa, he was suc- cessful. The hotel authorities, warned by the courier of his master's indignant resolve, ten- dered every sort of salve, in the way of excuse and apology, which Italian amiability, sharpened MINE IS THINE. 75 by self - interest, could devise ; but in vain. Violence gave way, indeed ; but obstinacy stepped into the breach. " I never," said Lord Germistoune to the ex- cellent and most courteous manager — " I never go back from my word. All you say may be true, and indeed your tone is proper — very proper ; but I have made up my mind. You may go." Then the courier was despatched post-haste to " find a villa." Under ordinary circum- stances, to find a villa ready, then and there, and available for so short a term, would have been out of the question and not to be dreamed of. But Lord Germistoune being violent, ob- stinate, and rich, the necessary dwelling was at once procured. The favourite maid of an Italian rnarchesa who was occupying the Villa Bianca for the season, had been accidentally drowned in the lake two nights before, and her mistress had received such a shock from the occurrence that she was anxious to leave the place at once. And thus, by paying her a double rent, and taking over the establishment as it stood, on condition of instant possession, the noble lord was able, literally, to carry his point. His new landlady went to the hotel for the night ; and he, sending his courier in the forenoon to order 76 MINE IS THINE. dinner, took his daughter over in the even- ing, in time to avoid the origo mali — the table d'hote, "It is too large," he said, "and the rent is distinctly monstrous; but it will be a lesson to them. The money is well spent." And perhaps it was. " What ! " you cry, " in such sinful extravagance ? in such a shameful indulgence of temper \ " Yes ; but the money went to the marchioness, who may have been an angel of charity, who may have fed the hungry and clothed the naked with the lire of the angry man, and who at least took from bloated England a crumb or two for starveling Italy. There is an unction, drawn from philanthropy and political economy, which the angry pauper may lay to his soul when he is glaring with fiery eyes at the profligate extravagance of the rich — and it is this, that, in the vast majority of cases, the rich man, by his self-indulgent frailties, even though he fool it to the top of his bent, does infinitely more good than harm to the world at large. He may damage himself, to be sure ; but what of that ? He is in an infinitesi- mal minority. The greatest good of the greatest number is what we have to consider. If the indulgence of bad temper be criminal, MIXE IS THIXE. 77 the beauty of the Villa Bianca involved a certain miscarriage of political justice. A little below Cadenabbia, the lowest spur of a thickly- wooded hill, projects a promontory into the lake ; and on the centre of this the villa stood, somewhat higher than all its neighbours, and with a clear prospect up, down, and across the water. A pleasant confusion of garden and grove and shrubbery clothed the little peninsula with luxuriant wealth of flowers and foliage, and made the air about the house rich with the perfumes of rose and violet, of citron, jessamine, magnolia, and myrtle. Much taste and in- genuity had been displayed in laying out, adorning, and giving variety to this little terri- tory. A labyrinthine path traversed it in all directions, and wound up with a gentle ascent to the summit of the hill behind. There, there was a circular summer-house, open all round, and commanding views in every direction. Be- sides this, divers tributary paths led to a variety of well-chosen points of view, where the prospect might be enjoyed in shady solitudes. Esme was enchanted with her new abode ; and the favour with which her father first regarded it, as a kind of moral beacon for refractory hotel- keepers, was soon confirmed by its own charms. 78 MINE IS THINE. They began, at once, to live in the open air ; and, small though their domain was, it contain- ed so much variety in itself, and enjoyed so unlimited a command of the scenery round about, that they seldom went beyond their own boundaries till evening, when, if the coolness of the air tempted them out on the lake, they were rowed about in a pretty boat, manned by rowers in a picturesque costume, which belonged to the establishment. Esme, who had a keen eye for all kinds of beauty, and who was very suscep- tible of impressions from external nature, was never tired of wandering from point to point of the pleasaunce and the hill. To her it was a fairy-land, through which she moved amidst constant transformations, finding in every mood a congenial resting-place, and even being able, as she said, to alter her mood at will by a change of scene that could be effected in a few seconds. " If I wish to be ' sublime/ " she wrote to a friend, in describing the place, " I have only to climb to the top of our 'Muses Hill/ and gaze at the splendid mountains of the Engadine, far away, and watch the shifting lights on the eternal snow, and the weird effects of the whirl- ing mists and vapours that hang about the boundary line between the heat of Italy and the MINE IS THIXE. 79 cold of the Alps and the glaciers ; or if I desire to be gently poetical, I look down upon the sunny lake ; or if a dark spirit possesses me, we have a grotto, all overshadowed by a gigantic ilex, where the world may be comfortably for- gotten. If 1 wish to sketch, there is a subject everywhere ready to my hand, and I have only to sit down and begin. In our Helicon we have natural music always, for a most harmonious little spring bubbles out near the top, and goes singing down among the silent trees, and through the gardens, and into the lake. As for poetry, we have it here at first-hand. We see it and breathe it; there is no need of books." Her father, without taking such a transcen- dental view of the place, was thoroughly con- tented with it. Nothing jarred on his irritable nerves. He worked away in the open air with his pencil and brush, read his papers al fresco, and composed weighty contributions to the liter- ature of a " ganging plea/' which still seems to constitute, in some Scottish families, a necessary condition of landed state and dignity. Two days after his establishment in the villa, he paid a formal visit to the two friends at their hotel. They had met on the lake, and had a few minutes' conversation, on each of the previ- 80 MINE IS THINE. ous evenings ; and on this, as on all other occa- sions, his manner was especially cordial to Tom Wyedale, whose jovial humour had taken his fancy, none the less that its joviality was tem- pered with a careful deference to his opinions and prejudices. His manner to Cosmo, on the other hand, was markedly cool, stiff, and distant. He seemed to have a difficulty in realising the fact that Cosmo existed and was present. He had certainly taken a violent dislike to the young man ; to all which Cosmo, not slow to observe and swift to resent it, responded with an equal hauteur and reserve. Nevertheless, he accom- panied Tom on the return visit the following day. They found Lord Germistoune sitting in the open air. He had just finished his corre- spondence for the day, and his letters lay on the table before him, sealed and ready for despatch. Esme was with him, but just about to start with her drawing materials for the top of the hill ; and on the friends begging that their visit might not detain her, she suggested that the whole party might transfer themselves to the summit, where she could promise a magnificent view ; " and," she added, " I shall send you all away when I am going to begin my work." Lord Germistoune and Tom having mutually MINE IS THINE. 81 button-holed each other, Esme again fell to the lot of Cosmo, and she led the way with him. " We are very proud of our realms," she said, " and I am going to take you all through them before we begin the ascent. Prepare yourself to be surprised and delighted." Their pride was thoroughly justifiable. Cosmo was much struck by the ingenuity with which the labyrinthine path had been contrived ; for, turning and winding, backwards and forwards, here, there, and everywhere, it led them past an astonishing variety of features, and gave the wanderer the impression that he was traversing a most spacious and variegated domain, though the whole was probably included within two hundred square yards. Here they came upon a grotto ; there upon a fountain. Now they plunged into a bosky dell, all gloom and tangle ; or passed under bright arcades, where the sun- beams glanced through leaves of the vine and the passion-flower. Now they emerged on the emerald sward of a miniature glade, or were met by gorgeous flashes of colour from exquisite par- terres. Everywhere marble fauns and nymphs peered forth from bowery ambushes of bay and acacia, taking a semblance of life and movement from the quivering streamlet that washed their VOL. I. F 82 MINE IS THINE. feet, and from the boughs and leaves that cast down upon them the shimmer of green-gold shadows. At the upper end, a pretty group of Nereids received a tiny cascade in a glittering shell, and let it escape, a meandering rivulet, to water the whole pleasaunce. At the other ex- tremity, the daughters of Danaus caught it again in a bottomless amphora, and gave it to the lake in its original form. All around, the de- scent to the water was steep and craggy ; but flowers nestled amoug the rocks, creepers fes- tooned the ledges, willows drooped their tremu- lous sprays over them. Whatever was harsh or rugged wore a brave mantle of bloom and greenery, and none but fair images fell upon the dreamy lake. At last it was all explored, and they began the ascent. " Well," said Cosmo, " you are indeed to be congratulated. The contriver of all this must have been a genius. Of his one talent he has made at least ten, and he has done it all with such perfect taste. We have seen much in the small space, but there is no jumble or crowding. One little morceau of scenery seems to lead naturally to the next." " It must have been a delightful amusement laying it out," said Esme. MINE IS THINE. 83 " Yes ; I think there can be nothing more fascinating than landscape-gardening." " Oh, that must be delightful ! like painting, with trees, and lakes, and rivers, and meadows for one's materials." "And then the contriver of these grounds had, besides all the difficulties and charms of the art, the triumph of concocting a sort of Chinese puzzle ; a subtle delight for a mathema- tical mind, I suppose." " You will see that he had quite as true an eye for grand scenery ; all the points of view on the hill are perfectly chosen." " There he excels his Italian ancestors. I was thinking, down in the garden, that it might all have existed in the old Roman days. Horace would have delighted in just such a place. One can imagine him reclining on that beautiful bit of turf beside the cascade, passing the flask of Chian wine to a circle of companions, pouring a libation to Bacchus, and making the company laugh with quaint conceits about the Nereids and all the mythological statuary." " But then he would have changed his mood up here. Look at that glimpse, through the trees, of the high peak — the Bernina, I think it is." " Magnificent ! but Horace would simply have 84 MINE IS THINE. wrapped his toga round him, shivered, and pro- posed an immediate return to the ' Chian.' He would certainly have changed his mood, but it would not have been for one of fine frenzy." " And yet he was the most popular poet of his time, was he not ? " " Certainly — the most popular ; but if he had gone into ecstasies over sublime scenery, he would not have been so ; men would not have under- stood him. A poet sings with the voice of his age, or he does not sing to it at all." " Well, but they were immensely cultivated and civilised in those days." " Yes, they were, of course ; but their culture did not develop the love of natural scenery to any great extent. They liked pretty scenery certainly, but they looked upon the Alps with horror, and the magnificence of a stormy sea was only a thing to be shuddered at. After all, this real love of scenery is quite modern." " Then, has all this beautiful world been wasted for thousands of years upon eyes that might as well have been blind ? " " ' Wasted ' is a strong word. Its beauty and grandeur may have produced all sorts of other valuable effects upon men's minds before it woke up what may almost be called a new passion." MINE IS THIXE. 85 " How did it come at last 1 " " Ah, I am afraid that is getting rather beyond my depth. But I suppose, for one thing, it would begin to grow steadily as people began to travel." " One does often notice that people who re- main always in one place, even though it be beautiful, take its beauties as a matter of course, and don't seem to observe them or to be aware of them." " But, as they begin to move from place to place, they naturally begin to compare one scene with another. The habit of comparison increases the habit of observation, and produces the idea of excellence. Art takes hold of this idea, de- velops it, paints it, teaches men to think of it, helps them to compose from their own experi- ences an ideal standard. By degrees, poetry recognises the fitness of surrounding romantic action with picturesque scenery, and suggests the sympathy of external nature with men's emotions. This is almost altogether modern. The ancients have, indeed, beautiful flashes of it ; but they are few and far between. One of the most perfect gems of modern poetry is Ten- nyson's ' CEnone.' You know it, of course. The same story is beautifully told by an old Latin poet. But compare the ancient with the modern, 86 MINE IS THINE. and it appears cold, sunless, and dead. The an- cient relies upon the human pathos almost ex- clusively ; the modern poet draws within the circle of his drama, as a most sympathetic audi- ence, and almost as active participants, every- thing in external nature that made the Idalian glen beautiful and impressive. The deep, solemn ] )ine-wood — the light of the ' solitary ' morning touching the far-away snow-peaks — the bewil dered cloud seeking its lost way among the tree- tops — the silence, the shadows, the distant mur- mur of the cascade, — all in perfect harmony with the sorrow that is wringing (Enone's heart. And then the burst of life and joy when Aphro- dite appears — the upspringing of the violet and the crocus, the lotus, the lily, the amaracus, the asphodel, to do her honour ; 1 And a wind uprose, And overhead, the wandering ivy and vine, This way and that, in many a wild festoon Ran riot, garlanding the gnarled boughs, With bunch, and berry, and flower, thro' and thro'.' Even history at last begins to chronicle events with an eye to the scenery in which they are enacted, and delights to point to harmonies and discords between the former and the latter. Look at Macaulay, Froude, and Kinglake, and MINE IS THINE. 87 then turn to Hume and Smollett. And but here Cosmo broke off with a laugh, and said, " A thousand apologies, Miss Douglas, for prosing and lecturing to you, and for what is perhaps, after all, mere solemn nonsense, What I mean to say is, simply, that when this educa- tional system has once been set in motion by the arts, or what not, every sort of other influence co-operates, and helps to clear our perceptions of that to which the old world was nearly blind." " You spoke," said Esme, after a pause, u of ' a poet singing with the voice of his age ; ' and I remember now that there is nothing worth speak- ing of, in the way of landscape, among the early painters. It had never occurred to me before that the love of scenery was a modern invention, and I don't think I had thought about the blank in early art. Now I understand the reason." " Ah ! an analogy. Well, I suppose the artist ought to give expression, in every age, to that with which the more ideal side of human nature is mainly occupied in his time. It was the aspiration of the ancient Greeks to reach, by moral and physical discipline, an ideal standard of beauty in the human form. How splendidly this is expressed in their sculpture ! In the dark ages, art, in any true sense, all but slumbered, 88 MINE IS THINE. because in the dark ages its occupation was all but gone. Then, at the revival of art, we find religion altogether the predominant subject. The painters, to be sure, were generally, if not monks, under monkish influence ; but, in fact, religion was in these days almost the only outlet which men had from their lower nature. As the outlets were multiplied, the field of art was ex- tended. You couldn't have a better proof of this than by going direct from the Florentine galleries to the annual exhibition of the ' Salon ' in Paris, or of Burlington House in London. Outlets there, with a vengeance. No one artist, nowadays, could represent his age as one of the great old masters represented his ; he would require to have a thousand minds. Forgive all these truisms." " But they are not truisms to me. Though I have seen many of the best pictures in the world, I am afraid I have not thought about them — beyond, of course, immensely admiring what appeared to me to be beautiful." "And I am sure you could not meet with any one less competent than I am to hold forth on the philosophy of art. 1 know nothing, except that I know nothing." " Oh, but you have both seen and thought ; MINE IS THINE. 89 and that at least gives you knowledge enough for yourself — enough to make you enjoy art thoroughly." " But not enough to entitle me to lecture you as I have been doing. Now, tell me which of all the pictures you have seen is your favourite ? " " What a formidable question ! If I knew anything about painting, I might be able to say which, in my opinion — my opinion ! how grand that sounds ! — is the most admirable as a paint- ing. But I know nothing of technicalities. I only know the pictures that please me, and im- press me, and touch me the most ; and there are so many that seem to do all these things the most. No, I could never say which was my greatest favourite ; I have so many. Every mood has its greatest favourite ; and each mood is me, I suppose, for the time being. So I can have no one constant, greatest favourite. That sounds dreadfully fickle, does it not ? " " Not at all. If we had no change of moods, life would be monotonous indeed ; and if in each mood you felt the same appreciation of the same picture, it might only show that you were not really touched by it at all. A connoisseur, of course, can have a constant favourite, because his judgment as to the me- 90 MINE IS THINE. chanical part of the work will not vary; but when it comes to be a question of sentiment, everything is changed." " There is one painter, by the by," said Esme, "though not one painting, whom I sometimes fancy I prefer, on the whole, to all the others. Of course, you will think me a barbarian ; for he is, I suppose, what you would call a painter of the darker age : but I must be honest — I mean Perugino." " Perugino \ " " Yes ; you are horrified, are you ? Well, I like him for one quality, and that is the beauti- ful, pure, innocent expression which he gives to all his figures. That, of course, would not make him a great painter, but it makes all his works lovable. I don't think he could paint a bad man. It does one good to look at the faces he has painted. I don't think they are often to be seen in the real world, although they are real men and women. But there they are, always in his pictures, saints and angels, and holy men and women, such as they should be. There is a St John in the ' Belle Arti ' museum at Florence which makes one think of man as he may have been before the Fall. One must delight in goodness and innocence in every MINE IS THINE. 91 mood, and so I am always delighted with Peru- gino." " You prefer him to his immortal disciple ? — to Eaphael % " " Well — no ; I won't answer that question. Of course, even / know how much the disciple excels the master in many things, and in none more than in the power of painting varieties of expression. Eaphael can paint every human emotion. Perugino is always expressing the same, but it is one that delights me more than any other." " Of course, then, you have the same feeling for Fra Angelico ? " " Oh, I don't know. Yes, I have ; but not nearly to the same extent. I think his holy faces are the faces of holy people who have never had any temptation. Perugino's are quite as holy; and I think one has more sympathy with them, because they are the faces of people who have thought, and struggled, and suffered — who have come out from many trials and temptations, saddened but purified and pure. Do you not like them ? I hope you do." " Indeed I do. I have always been a great admirer both of Perugino and Fra Angelico, and for your reason ; but the distinction which you 92 MINE IS THINE. draw between them never occurred to me. It is excellent. I shall remember it when I am among pictures again : and, really, it is natural ; for Angelico lived his holy life in the convent, and Perugino lived his life in the world." " Yes, Angelico's saints are certainly convent- bred saints. Perugino's have had sad experi- ences in the outer world." " I see you have thought about pictures, not- withstanding your humble disclaimer." " No, I don t know how to think ; do you be- lieve that any woman does ? " " If I had ever doubted it, you would have satisfied me that my doubt was groundless." " Oh, Mr Glencairn, you must not laugh at me ! I can only think, and then only in a very dim way, when I am talking. One's silent thoughts are so vague and shifting." " The complaint is fully as much male as female, you may be sure. I suspect that the thoughts of most men are seldom quite complet- ed till they are being expressed in some shape or other. But the remedy is simple, is it not ? " " What is it ? Oh, I see !— to talk." "Is that not simple? or do you repudiate all the brutal proverbs about the fair sex on that score { MINE IS THIXE. 93 " Of course I repudiate them, as in duty bound. But I am not really qualified to be a champion of my sex. I know so little of it : papa and I have been such wanderers since I was grown up, and we have so few neighbours in Scotland. Then papa's health has prevent- ed us, almost entirely, from having visitors at home, so that my acquaintances are very limited indeed. I have a great many dear friends by hereditary right ; but they are really strangers to me, and shadows, more or less. Have you a great many friends ? " " A great many acquaintances, certainly; but the friends are, like yours perhaps, rather shadowy. But you have been in London some seasons, have you not ? " " Only one — the year I was presented ; and that was such a whirl ! People were very kind to me ; but one does not get to know people in that kind of life : do you think so 1 " " Men's lives are so different, but there is cer- tainly little time for any one thing." " No, there is no time to make friends. I possess one real female friend in the world — the funniest, quaintest, cleverest, kindest, best crea- ture — my old governess, my beloved Fraulein. I don't think she is in the least like any one 94 MINE IS THINE. else ; and if I were to form my ideas of women from her — the only one I know really — and act on my ideas, I suspect I should pass my life in a comedy of errors. A whole world full of Frali- leins ! It would be a very nice world, to be sure, and a very good one, but too funny." " Did you enjoy your season ? " " Some of it, very much ; but there was too much of the same thing every day." " I should have thought you would have found variety enough in London." " Oh ! one certainly did a great many dif-' ferent things every day; but every day was very like yesterday, and I was always tired. Papa thought I was not enjoying myself if I was not always doing something, and my cha- peron was full of energy, and I could get no holidays. I wonder, now, what you would say — is quiet monotony or bustling monotony the more disagreeable \ " Cosmo laughed, and said, " Miss Douglas, I am getting quite afraid of you — you are so philosophical ! " " Oh, please don't think me ( strong-minded ' ! — it is only a little question I was constantly asking myself during that season. And oh ! I must tell you, one night it got me into a dread- MINE IS THIXE. 95 ful scrape. I was dancing with a very pleasant partner — exactly like every other partner I had danced with every night for a month — and he was making himself very agreeable, exactly as they all had done, with the same ideas, and almost the same words, as they all had used ; and I was tired, and I became a little absent, as one does when one is tired, and this unlucky problem came into my head. Well, I mixed it up with what my partner was saying, and when he asked me, 'Which will you say?' — mean- ing which of two dances he knew I was dis- engaged for — I answered, ' I think, for the less of two evils, I would like to choose quiet mono- tony/ Then he was really very angry, and said, 'The quadrille, I suppose you mean;' and the more I tried to explain, the less he seemed to understand, and became silent and sulky; and he didn't come for the dance. Was it not dreadful?" "The loss of the dance was so serious?" laughed Cosmo. " No, of course not ; but his feelings were so much hurt — and he was really kind, and trying to amuse me. That was serious." " Oh, Miss Douglas, I could tell now, that you had not been many seasons in London." 96 MINE IS THINE. " From my want of manners \ " asked Esme, simply. " No, no ; from thinking so much of the gentleman's feeling." "Do you think a few seasons in London would make me careless about people's feel- ings? I don't think I should care to go to London again if that were to be the result." The words were simple enough, and spoken without any arriere-pensee ; but sometimes the simplest words, illustrated by a tone or a glance, offer a magical revelation of character to a sym- pathetic nature, and ever thereafter the voice that spoke them has a different sound. Even so was it now. " The Madonna ! " said Cosmo to himself — and then aloud, after a long pause, "No, Miss Douglas, I am perfectly certain that no number of London seasons would produce that effect upon you." Esme changed colour a little and looked at him inquiringly ; but his eyes were cast down, and she said nothing : and though she wondered how he could answer for her with so much con- fidence, she never for a moment suspected that he was using words of idle compliment. Here was an instance of the sudden, and, so to speak, unconscious but mutual insight of nature into MINE IS THIXE. 97 nature, upon which one might expand psycho- logically ; but fear not, watchful reader ! While the dialogue just recorded was in pro- gress, the speakers had pursued the path in all its windings, stopping mechanically here and there, where a terrace and an artificial opening in the woods invited the passer-by to pause and admire. They had left all these, however, with- out comment, engrossed in other topics ; and, as the last words were spoken, they reached the summit. It would be difficult to conceive a more varied or beautiful prospect than that which here met them ; and they enjoyed it, for a time, in silence. A scene of immense variety indeed, full of con- trasts, with every feature of marked individuality, each full of individual sucrgestiveness, but associ- ated by a series of delicately-g^raduted tones of light and colour which bound the complex whole together in a sort of ethereal federation. Thus the distant Alp was brought into communion with the vine -clad slopes, the bowery gardens and waving woods, and the grand expanse of the blue lake, with its images and shadows, and flying gleams from snowy sails and fluttering pennons. It was not a scene the beauties of which could be catalogued glibly off, as Milton's VOL. i. G 98 MINE IS THINE. " Allegro " catalogues the items of his panorama. The delight of it would have exhaled in minute examination. The mind would have become wearied and paralysed under so many and such various calls on its exertion. The coup oVocil was sufficient. It was one which words could never do justice to. This was one of the occa- sions when " silence is golden." Esme, without speaking, merely turned on her companion a look of confidence in his appreciation, and then both were silent for some time. At last Cosmo said — " Have you seen it by moonlight ? * " Yes," replied Esme, " but it is a complete transfiguration. Nothing could be so changed by the absence of the sun. The colour is the life of it. It is only a spectre by moonlight — beautiful, but with all its glory gone. It almost saddens one." " I should like to see it." " Oh, pray come and see it ! I should like to hear what you think of it. " But the moon becomes late of showing her- self — too late to allow me to invade the villa." " But, if you wish, we can have the gate left open for you, and you know your way up here now." MINE IS THIXE. 99 " Thanks," said Cosmo ; "it is very good of you : " but perhaps he felt that he would rather contemplate the beautiful spectre in some other company than his own or Tom Wyedale's. This must have been his thought, otherwise his next sentence would have had no reasonable connec- tion with the last — for, " At any rate," he said, after a pause, " I consider myself very fortunate to have made acquaintance with this splendid view, by daylight, and in your company. " I consider that very flattering, Mr Glen- cairn; because, in nine cases out of ten, one would rather be alone in looking at fine scenery. In nine cases out of ten, people either talk too much, or they say something jarring, or they are cold and indifferent." " That is true ; but it does not make what I say flattering. In all respects, this is one of the tenth cases." Esme looked at him quickly. Even in her short experience, she had had, no doubt, many gallant speeches made to her ; but the judicial gravity of this method of making her pleased with herself, was new, forcible, and gratifying. She laughed gaily, however, and said — " Well, Mr Glencairn, I feel as if I had talked a great deal too much; but you must blame 100 MINE IS THINE. yourself — you know it was your own prescrip- tion." " To follow your metaphor, yours was one of the cases where the physician is called in, and finds the patient to be merely a malade irna- ginaire, but is forced to prescribe something to humour him. "Oh, now you really are flattering me!" cried Esme ; " but, not to let you monopolise all the fine speeches, let me say that invalids sometimes find the doctor s visits more beneficial from his conversation than his prescriptions. But that, by the by, is not paying you in kind ; for what I say is true — for once you have really made me think." " Who speaks of malades imaginaires ? " here broke in the voice of Lord Germistoune, who, having once been thus described by a brusque London doctor, was jealous of the phrase. " It was only in a parable that such a person was mentioned," said Esme. " Ah ! in a parable % the only proper place for him. No such person really exists. There's any quantity of imaginary health in the world, but no one needs to imagine himself sick. Every one is sick, more or less." Then, turning to Tom, he went on — MINE IS THIXE. 101 " As I was saying, these Lowland farmers are the most confounded fellows in Europe. Ill tell you what they are ; they're Communists — that's what they are. The last time I was at Fernie- hall — my place in the Lowlands — two of these pirates came to me ' to remonstrate/ as they said, about the state of the game. '• ' I presume you mean rabbits \ ' I said. " ' Rabbits, hares, and winged game too, par- ticularly wood-pigeons,' they answered. " ' Well,' I said, ' why don't you add crows, magpies, and sparrows, and slugs, and snails, and everything that eats anything on a farm \ But what do you want ? ' " They said that their crops were being eaten, and they wanted the game to be killed down to a reasonable limit. I told them that the game ivas within a fair limit, and not more than enough for the sport which I had a right to expect for myself and my friends, on my estate, which, I begged to remind them, was my own. " ' But our crops are being eaten,' they said. "'And so they ought to be,' I replied, 'in a fair proportion.' " ' Game,' I then explained to them, ' is placed on a property by Divine Providence — just as 102 MINE IS THINE. wind blows on it, sun shines on it, rain and hail fall upon it, by the decree of Providence. The crops suffer a little from all these things, by the decree of Providence — and, by the same decree, the game eats the crops in a fair propor- tion. Great heavens ! ' I said, ' are you going to fly in the face of Providence 1 ' " They declined to fall in with this view of the matter, and I then remarked — " * When you became farmers you knew what you had to expect; when you signed your leases you knew all these things ; and what the devil do you mean by trying to squeeze me for more than your covenant gives you ? ' " ' We want justice/ they said. " ' No,' I replied, ' you want injustice — in- justice for me ; ' and then I gave it them hot. " ' I'll tell you what it is/ I said ; ' if you think I'm going to be harried and bothered by a lot of malcontents, you're mistaken. I'll make you an offer ; it is a good deal more than just — it is foolishly generous. I'll cancel your leases, if you like, and all the leases on the estate, and turn it all into a game-preserve. There ! I believe there is a good market for game, and I daresay I should not lose much by the trans- action. But I'm indifferent to that. One tiling MINE IS THINE. 103 is certain, I am not going to be the servant of my own tenants, cost me what my freedom may/ " Then I bowed them out, and told them to send their decision to the factor." " Admirable ! " cried Tom ; " that is the way to deal with them. What did they do ? " " Do ? stuck to their farms, of course. One of them made £70,000 out of my land in thirty years ; I know that for a certainty : and he was only paying me a rent of £600. And what did this fellow do % started against my man as candidate for my boroughs — on the game-laws ' platform/ of course. Fortunately I was able to take advantage of a technical flaw in the lease, and send him to the right-about/' " Ha, ha, ha ! — bravo ! I daresay there was a considerable fuss about that." " I believe there was ; but I never read the Radical papers, so it didn't even reach me. In any case, the anger of pickpockets against a man for looking after his own watch and purse is not likely to affect him much. The Lowland tenant-farmer is the most confounded fellow in Europe. There is no one so greedy and selfish." " I believe," said Cosmo, " that the great irritation of the farmers about game is owing 104 MINE IS THINE. not altogether, nor perhaps even so much, to over-preservation, as to the fact that the game is very generally sold ; and another thing they dislike is, that it isn't even shot by the gentle- men of the neighbourhood. The farmers, of course, have some sort of neighbourly feeling for them, which they can t possibly have for the strangers who are invited to the battues simply because they are crack shots, able to swell the grand total of the bag. All this looks to the farmer like a mere mercantile transaction. I confess I am not surprised at it. What they wouldn't grudge to the landlord for his own and his neighbour's amusement, they do grudge when it appears to be simply another rent to be taken off the land at the expense of the rents which they have to find." " You defend them? " cried Lord Germistoune, with a rising crest. " Not entirely, by any means '; but I can quite understand their point of view, and to some extent sympathise with it." Cosmo was resolved to be calm, firm, and judicial, though greatly irritated by the domineer- ing tone of the noble lord, and smarting under previous impertinences. " Then, pray, sir," said Lord Germistoune, MINE IS THINE. 105 " may I ask, has a man, or has he not, the right to do with his own as he pleases \ " " Unquestionably, so long as it is his own exclusively; but it seems to me he limits his rights of proprietorship when he admits another by contract, and for a consideration, to share in the proceeds of his property : by so much he lessens his right to do as he pleases with what is then, only nominally , his own property." " This is rank communism ! " " Excuse me, my lord," said Cosmo, angry, but with a laugh, " I entirely decline to plead guilty to that. ' Communism ' is a word that at present is very lightly used, and very loosely. But as to the game question, after all, the griev- ance is, as I say, very much a sentimental one, which the tact and good feeling of the landlords would easily allay." " By giving up all their rights ? " " By no means ; simply by exercising them with fairness and discretion." " I see, sir, that you are one of the ' new lights.' When you have an estate of your own, you will find your theories change marvellously." " I don't pretend to any elaborate theories ; any acquaintance I have with the question is a practical one. As a game -tenant myself, I 106 MINE IS THINE. have come a good deal into contact with agri- cultural tenants, and have never had the slight- est difficulty with them." "Ah, that is beside the question altogether. I decline to consider sophisms. I distinctly beg to be excused from argument with a sophist. The Lowland tenant-farmer is the most con- founded fellow in Europe. If you want to find Belleville and Montmartre done into Scotch, go to Forfarshire, and Aberdeenshire, and the Lothians, and you will find them." Saying this, he glared at Cosmo with a sic volo, sic jubeo air, as though he were one of the agriculturists in question, cast out of court and in outer dark- ness for the future. "Poor Cosmo!" said Tom, as though his friend's logical annihilation were complete, " you'll never make much of politics. You had better stick to your moonlight, and music, and pictures, and leave politics to practical men like Lord Ger- mistoune, or even my humble self." " A nice business you'd make of them ! — I mean you, of course, Tom," said Cosmo ; " but this is not a political question. It is extremely mischievous and wrong to try to make it one." " I think," said his lordship, loftily, " we have quite exhausted the subject." MINE IS THINE. 107 " If it is not politics, it is quite as ■unpleasant," laughed Esnie ; " and therefore I am glad it is exhausted. Papa, Mr Glencairn has given me so many new ideas ! "