^ ^i§^^^-'t;Si;^i ■ ^ V mmm':^^ Esi^ii^-y:^^ r.. " ^ ,«' V ,>-,i < ■ - i"U Vit.J^''"-'''' •■"■ SA':*:y^v.v*.' ; r *■*'•''«''.'■ < ',- fV'-^v'-;-'-'' »^ r:'-v*-v^K's>'-^:V ' ;, ••> '<,;' ^r;^?J -etr :D GTACK3 p-s-c^ THE DESULTORY MAN BY THE AUTHOR OF RICHELIEU," "THE GYPSY/' &c. IN THREE VOLUMES. VOL. IIL LONDON SAUNDERS AND OTLEY, CONDUIT STREET 1836. S Z 3 J "2. 3 c^ «: v^. 3 THE DESULTORY MAN " I WILL tell you a much more extraordinary story of a cure than that," exclaimed the colonel's brother, as soon as the tale of the Sorcier was read. " It occurred in Britanny, too, under my own eyes also, while I hved at the house of an excellent Breton, a Doctor R . " Every one has heard of the mania for leeches which has lately prevailed in France. Like all other manias, this did not long confine itself to the capital or its environs, but rapidly spread to ' . every province and every department ; and like /4. the blood, which, impelled by the heart, finds '^ its wav to the most minute corners and remote extremities of the human frame, the doctrine of C^ universal leechification gradually insinuated it- VOL. III. B 2 THE DESULTORY MAN.. self to the ultimate ends of his Most Christian Majesty's dominions. Not a canton so small but read the work of Monsieur Brousset ; not a town so diminutive but had its regular consump- tion of leeches averaged amongst other articles of first necessity ; not an apothecary's shop so insignificant, but possessed its dozen or two of jars replete with these little black benefactors of humanity ; and not a pond nor a ditch where might not occasionally be seen some unfortunate wight up to his neck in the water, with a pecu- liar sort of net in his hand, endeavouring to en- trap the aquatic practitioners to come and per- form phlebotomy gratis. If a man had a pain in his head, he was ordered to apply leeches ; if he had a pain in his toe, it was all the same thing. The gout, the apoplexy, a dropsy, or a consump- tion ; the head-ache, or the heart-ache, or the stomach-ache, were all treated after the same fashion ; and leeches were voted nem. con. the universal panacea applicable to every disease which afflicts poor little humanity. In short, the doctors were saved a great deal of trouble, the patients were probably none the worse, the THE DESULTORY MAN. 3 apothecaries grew fat as well as the leeches, and many a man made a fortune, who, if it had not been for his sattgsues, would probably have been sans sous. "At the time that this practice was becoming general, my worthy friendand landlord, Monsieur le Docteur, was smitten with the desire of suck- ing his patients' blood — not personally, but by proxy ; so that of all the words that the French Academy permit the nation to make use of, and which, when I left them, consisted of thirty-two thousand seven hundred and sixty one and a- half,^ the word most frequently in the mouth of Monsieur le Docteur was sangsue, " But before I proceed farther, I must briefly tell you, what sort of a machine a French doc- tor in a