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The Magazines, Reviews, and all other ephemerals, have each had their day upon this ‘bone of contention the 4 Edinburgh’ first raising the cry, and the c London’ being the last in the field. Playfair, in the former, indeed, would have been a fearful anta- gonist, had he first provided himself with that best of all weapons, a knowledge of the subject of his attack. But his palpable defects in this respect render his assaults pointless, and altogether innocu- ous. A host of subaltern levellers there have arisen, who deserve still less consideration. The writers, however, in the 6 London,’ inasmuch as two of them are themselves well qualified to judge of a VI PREFACE. the merits of the question, must be treated with higher respect, being distinguished members of the Institution they have thought proper to calum- niate. But, when the truth is told, even their aspersions will little avail them — when it is known and considered that these gentlemen, although Senior Wranglers, and otherwise honoured , were, by their own fault , excluded from the emolu- ments of the University. Instead of the degrad- ing alternative of subsisting upon Reviews — of catering for those cormorants of scandal and calumny — at this moment, had not their common sense forsaken them after the Senate- House Examination, these sons of Alma' might be enjoying, with hundreds of others, the 4 otium cum dignitate of a Fellowship. But, actuated by disappointment, they have condescended to calum- niate, and to deride the very source of all the knowledge they possess, and of all the distinction they now hold in the worldo Being perfectly well acquainted with the persons and motives of several of these ungrateful revilers, PREFACE. Vll I could easily and at once refute their charges, by simply laying bare the motives which influenced them. But, after the maturest consideration, the best service I can render the public, and my own particular Alma Mater, appears to be, a full and frank avowal of my own experience whilst under her protection. I, too, as the Reader will perceive, have been one of the disappointed; but still will I speak honestly, and “ Nothing extenuate, nor set down aught in malice.*’ Whatever is disclosed in the ensuing pages, is experience, and nothing but experience — a Seven Years’ Experience. Let Parents and Guardians, and Students themselves, then, read my progress, and I hesitate not to affirm they will find their account in it : at least let them take me as their guide, until one whose more intimate acquaint- ance with the ways of the Cantabs shall present himself as a fitter conductor. This is all I ask. THE AUTHOR. London , Jan . 17 > 1827 . ALMA ALMA MATER; OR, SEVEN YEARS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE. AN these enlightened times, when the lights and shades of every grade of mortals are rapidly pass~ ing in review, perhaps a few loose sketches of College life may amuse and instruct the inquisitive public. With this view and no other, save the prospect of that which the Scripture says the labourer is worthy of, are the ensuing scenes to be disclosed. Imprimis, gentle reader, you may surmise, without being a witch or wizard, that the expositor himself is something more than a mere cockney or country lionizer on the beauties, deformities, and eccentricities of that fine old mother of a million, Granta— yea, that he is even of her own flesh and blood, a real, bona fide, legiti- mate son of hers. Not much of a pet child, per- haps, but enough so to have become possessed of many family secrets; which being perfectly in accordance with the notions of that other old lady, VOL. i. B 2 ALMA MATER. Dame Nature, the teller of them does not much fear her serious displeasure. Alma Mater, then, you must know, if you don’t already know it, is a stately magnificent personage, about the age of Methusaleh or so, and yet, as to vigour of mind and body, in the very prime of life. Her members, which are seventeen in number, I will not attempt to describe further than by designating Trinity College as the head, and a fine head it is — the most learned, confessedly, in the whole world. It is this head which, like Jupiter’s, gave birth to those Minervas of learning and science, Bacon, Newton, Barrow, Milton, Cowley, Dryden, &c. &c. It is her true and proper knowledge-box. But the most extraordinary fact respecting the lady is the abundant manner in which she “ re- plenishes the earth.” From the day of her birth she has been, and is still, annually delivered of a numerous progeny of sons — some four or five hun- dred at a birth. These hopeful youths, whom she christens with the name of Freshmen, and who are born full-sized, she watches over with most maternal solicitude for three years, at least, and superintends their education herself, by placing them more immediately under the care of their elder brothers. At the expiration of this novi- ALMA MATER. 3 ciate, if she approve of the progress they have made in their learning, she names them Wranglers, Senior Optimes, or Junior Optimes, and retains their society by giving them her Fellowship . If otherwise, she calls them Wooden-spoons, '01 U6\\oi, Captains of the Poll, Apostles,* and other opprobrious names, and turns them adrift, to go * After you have resided something more than three years, at the conclusion of the tenth term, in the month of January, you are examined in the Senate-house, for four successive days, in Mathematics and Metaphysics. All the men of the same standing, amounting to two hundred or upwards, are divided into six classes, according to their merit, as ascertained at the private examinations of each college. Printed papers, containing each about twenty questions, are laid before each class, the solution of each question being previously determined upon by the examiners numerically. At the close of the examination these numbers are summed up for each examinee, and he who has got most is called Senior Wrangler ; then follow about twenty, all called Wranglers, arranged in the order of merit. Two other ranks of honours are there — Senior Optimes and Junior Optimes, each containing about twenty. The last Junior Optime is termed the Wooden Spoon. Then comes the list of the large majority called the Hoy Folloi , the first of whom is termed the Captain of the Poll , and the twelve last the Apostles. B 2 4 ARRIVAL AT COLLEGE. and do the drudgery of the “ black jobs” whether of Physic, the Law, or the Gospel. Here ends the general outline of the character of my dear, dear, foster-mother. In the Retro- spective Review (by the bye, the authors of that book ought to be taken up for resurrection-men) of her treatment of me and my several brother Cantabs, I shall fill up the picture. In the month of October, eighteen hundred and fifteen, I, and lots more, first saw the light as sons of Alma. A northern light I was, and that’s about all I have to give you as to the source 1 sprung from. Furnished by a friend with a letter to the tutor, the present worthy and learned rector of Kendal, in Westmoreland, I made my way with all speed to that spot of all spots — Trinity College. I was received with all the politeness and cordiality for which that gentleman was, and is, conspicuous. In ascending the stony stairs which led to the chapel and dinner belfries, as well as to his rooms, I fell upon a certain dig- nified personage, powdered and perfumed to a de- gree, whom my Freshman sapience forthwith designated as the “ Great Mon w I sought. I ac- cordingly capped him, but this same personage thereupon, as the cap fitted, slunk back to make TUTOR. 5 way for the gownsman, most wisely thinking my obsequiousness was a mere hint that he ought to have been beforehand with me. This man was afterwards my man-milliner, famous for nothing but extortion, dunning, and amorous propensities. But let him pass, that I may proceed. The first question, after the customary civilities, put to me by my tutor, whom I have every earthly reason to venerate, not because he is now well stricken in years, but for the many kind things he did me, was “ How much have you read, Sir?” — “ In classical learning, Sir, X have not made much progress, having gone through Virgil, Horace, Ovid, Cicero, Livy, Sallust, Anacreon, Dalzefs Collectanea, Homer, and part of Demosthenes only — but I have great thirst for more.” This use of the word thirst, made me drink an extra bumper of “ Audit”* that very day at dinner — so ingenious and striking did I deem the thing.’ “ Very well, indeed,” was the reply. “ But what do you know of the mathematics ?” — u Still less, Sir; Ludlam^s Elements being the only book, besides Walkinghame’s Tutor’s Assistant, which I have * Trinity has always been famous for the excellence of its ale. The very best is called “ Audit ale, 7 ’ because of being principally used on Audit or feast days. 6 TUTOR. ever met with.” — cc Well, Sir, but do you believe, that, of all this reading, you remember the hun- dredth part ? ” Was the next poser. ,_Cj -4-» ”T^ /!■» £ -3 “ < L > 1 1 0 0 id OL 0 \) -© (ll D 0 ( L . n CHAPEL. 29 If these harmonies should have the effect of disposing one single family to chant, like David, the praises of their Maker, reminding them of the “ Choirs above,'” I shall feel I have, in this unpsalm- singing age, deserved something of my country. At all hazards, let us not shun the pleasant things around us because they savour of holiness. Let us rather be even with Rowland Hill (who won’t allow the wicked ones a monopoly in music), and filch from the saints. Delectable as is the devilry of Der Freischutz, Don Giovanni, and the like (they say his most musical Majesty ’s in ecstacies with Von Weber), there are many other pieces, which although more celestial are not less divine. The chanting being ended, in due course of time, the organ struck up the prelude to “ Comfort ye, my people,” and another treat I was prepared for. But although the gifted fingers of Dr. Clarke (now Professor Whitfield) did all the sublimity of Handel, there was wanting a Braham to tune us to the inspirations of the prophet. From such as- sociations of ideas, unreasonable as they were, perhaps, I never much minded the anthems. There was a boy, indeed, amongst the choristers, who in a solo part in the Creation, about once a 30 PREPARATIONS. . month, by particular desire , used to warble very sweetly ; but then, as in the notes of the nightin- gale, there was wanting that fire and expression which alone can charm the intellectual ear. It was “ vox, et praeterea nihil/’ This ceremony being over, away goes your humble servant, escorted by the tutor’s gyp, to purchase, not for the ready (put on a cap and gown and you can have tick for a thousand), all the implements of housekeeping. Crockery-ware in abundance (not forgetting a very necessary item, which the good lady of the shop delicately reminded me of), tea-kettles, coal-scuttles, &c. &c. were no sooner ordered than sent to my lodgings (there was not room in college), in King-street, opposite Jesus. I followed, and, having “ bitched” (that is taken a dish of tea), arranged my books and boxes, as well as my implements of huswifry, taken a comfortable supper, and a good-night of mine hostess, first sought the balmy slumbers of a gownsman. Sweet are the slumbers, indeed, of a Freshman, who, just escaped the trammels of “ home, sweet home,” and the pedagogue’s tyrannical birch, for the first time in his life, with the academical gown, assumes the toga virilis , and feels himself a Man — DISAGREEABLES. 31 “ The sweetest far in life, Except ; tis with a wife.” But as thou’rt beginning to nod, reader, I wish thee pleasant dreams and an bon repos. Winter and summer to matins we are sum- moned at seven in the morning, and unless we arrive in time for the Markers to get a glimpse at, and run their pins # through us, we may as well be hugging the pillow. In my noviciate we had but two Markers, and one of them, whose Chris- tian name was Anthony (surname he never had I believe, his mother residing in the Rookery at Barnwell ; and his partiality for the gownsmen, clearly evincing an alliance by blood thereunto), used to see many a one there, who, knowing he had a friend in Mark Anthony, was loud snoring at home. These oblations at the shrine of Mor- pheus, were gratefully received by that deity, who, in return, used to load the devotee with the rich gifts of Plutus and Bacchus. It was a common practice with some of these sluggards whom I could name, to make the boy u Bacchi plenus.” * Three or four Markers, with lists of the names in their hands, walk up and down chapel during a consi- derable part of the service, running a pin through the names of those present. 32 DISAGREEABLES. Although I never had recourse myself to such evasions, so irksome and borish did I ever find this early rising, spite of the health it promised, that I was constantly in the black-book of the Dean, its presiding Deity — one week being e, surrendering the bottle-field to your most obedient humble servant — see, Sir . R . Hah, hah, hah, hah — how hoggish. Your description is as swinish as the scene you describe. S. Ohj it was a fine sight, Sir. A glorious sight, by the powers, it was— the plain groaned with the fallen heroes. It was a scene worthy of * This was one of the few (two others I recollect, the wry-nosed beauty, and and noseless Jenny) pretty virtuous bed-makers of my time. She was strictly chaste, although namesake to the goddess. 44 CHAPEL SCENES. Homer, Sir. A crown of glory must be their re- ward, quoth I, and forthwith commenced the co- ronation, by clapping a cap full of the empurpling wine upon each man’s tip-top. R. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that’s too good ! It will split me. Say no more, I can’t bear it. See you, the Dean is chewing his cud at us, and I have already two infernal impositions ; one for cutting chapel, and the other from the Proctor, for speak- ing to Susan Sterne in the street the other day. S. I must tell you the rest, if it really should be the death of you. I can’t keep it in. Well, then, this external application, you must know, to my utter surprise, restored four of the fallen ; if not to reason, it did to legs, and a fresh attack. Joyously as ever the god himself set too, we for some time continued devotions to his godship, when the Waits, aiming to tip us merriment from their obstreperous windpipes, fell a puffing and blowing under the window like so many black- smith’s bellows. R. This set you a dancing, I suppose. S. Yes, I jigged it ; another waltzed ; a third quadrilled; a fourth boleroed; and we all reeled it to the life , Sir, every moment tumbling over the dead bodies. CHAPEL SCENES. 45 jR. Oh, oh, oh. Yon are really overpowering. S. Pooh, fiddle-faddle, I am now coming to the catastrophe. R . For God’s-sake, don't provoke me any more now, but tell us the remainder over a bottle of my best to-day after hall. S. Its coming, Sir, in spite of me. You may stop your ears as much as you like, but murder will out.” After the minstrels had raised this commotion for about an hour or so, the tune suddenly changed from the “ Black Joke,” into “ Please your honours, something to wet our whistles, your honours,” which I, taking to be no joke, answered, by first asking, “ How many ?” and then (in reply to “ Eleven and the lan thorn-carrier”), by saying, “ Here, take it amongst you,” at the same time discharging into their wide-gaping whistles a full flowing pail of the true ambrosial — second edition. R. Hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh — oh, the poor devils ; to be sure people of their profession must stand all weathers— hoh, hoh, hoh — and a little wet makes the notes of their pipes slip out the more smoothly, you know — hoh, hoh, hoh. Newby [whispers Am], my dear fellow, do stand my friend with the Dean, and tell him you know I am 46 CHAPEL SCENES. a sort of a laughing hyaena — that its a part of my nature — that I can’t help it — that — that — say any thing, only get me out of this scrape, for I’m in two others already. Between two Reading Senior Sophs , or Third-Year Men 5 W. and w. w. Going to get books out of the Public- library, to-day, whom should I meet in the place, after promenading for a length of time, but Dr. Milner, who, guessing by the length of my phiz, that I was looking for some M. A.* of my ac- quaintance to give me a note for them, in the politest manner imaginable, tendered me his sanc- tion, and away started your humble servant, with a load before him, which in any other place than Cambridge, would have been perfectly snobbish. But as the great Lord Stanhope used to say (the book- sellers all over London tell you so), when trotting along the Strand with a ponderous folio under his arm, * Every M. A. is allowed to have ten books out of the Public Library at a time for the term, and should* he not want so many himself, which is generally the case , he has the privilegef(unacknowledged) of giving his note to an inferior for the complement. CHAPEL SCENES. 47 u No workman ought to be ashamed of his tools,” so say I ; and rather than wait till the gyp shall fetch them, I invariably make of? with them pro- pria persona. Besides I have other precedents ; Porson, they say, used to overload himself from that same library — frequently to such a degree as to spill a number of volumes in the mud, to the no small disfigurement, and detriment of their surtouts, and to the high displeasure of the Syndics of the library. W. No doubt a person of your erudition could cite instances innumerable to countenance any eccentricities you may choose to indulge in, but, for my part, I love the plain path. w. That’s just my way, and I therefore trudge away with the books myself, and cram # the half of one of them snugly in my rooms, whilst others, from a false pride, sending for them, are fretting away their precious moments in angry in- dolence. One of the wisest of men, Franklin, has said, in Poor Robin, “ Dost thou value life ? Then squander not away time, for that is the * This is a very common term at Cambridge. Every thing which is learnt, so as to be produced on paper at a moment’s notice, is called cram. 48 CHATEL SCENES. stuff life is made of,” and I applaud the maxim both in word and deed. W. Stick to the latter, and you’ll yet be Senior Wrangler. But to revert to the subject you at first started, how came Dean Milner* to be so polite ? Have you been introduced to him ? w. Not I, beyond having met him at a party the other day at Dr. D.’s. By the bye, I will tell you a good story about that. Besides the worthy President “f-, there were several other mem- bers of the Golgotha \ with their wives || and daughters, H. of Trinity, and myself. W. A goodly set, truly ; but were you and H. not somewhat embarrassed by the presence of these high and mighty rulers of the University ? w. Why, I must confess, for my own part^ I was much discomposed thereat, but as for H., the * Dean of Carlisle, f President of Queen's College. X The u Heads of Houses,” or the u President of Queen's,” the “ Provost of King's,” the Masters of the other colleges, together with the Professors and Noblemen, occupy a gallery in St. Mary's church, which, from that circumstance, is called the Golgotha. || These are the only persons retaining University emoluments who can appropriate to themselves “ a better half.” CHAPEL SCENES. 49 rattle-pate stuck close to the young ladies, simper- ing when they simpered, giggling when they giggled, and, in short, sympathizing in the most amiable and fascinating manner imaginable in all their little effeminacies. W. That fool has the effrontery of the old one, but he made a sad blunder the other day at a wine-party where I was. He talked of the Russians having made great strides in civilization during their march into Europe. w. Ha, ha. Yes, he has confidence for a dozen, although he is for ever committing himself. On this occasion, after having exhausted his cram upon nonsensicalities for the entertainment of the ladies, he sought to “ astonish their weak minds” by telling them all he knew of Natural Philosophy. He first presented them with a lecture upon the motions of the heavenly bodies, and then, taking the hint from the iEolian Harp, which was sweetly wooing the Zephyrs at the window, expatiated on the cause of these breezes, and of winds in general. a Ladies (says he), the cause of the wind, which we can all feel but none see (except the J ohnians, he might have added), is simply this. That meridian over which the sun is at any time sta- tionary is heated to a greater degree than the cir- VOL. I. E 50 CHAPEL SCENES. cumjacent meridians. Now this superior caloric rarefies the air, and since you know, Miss D. (T appeal to you because you are known to be cog- nizant in matters of science), that 6 Nature abhors a vacuum, 5 the colder and denser air from without is continually rushing in, to preserve the equili- brium. This is the cause of the wind. What do you say is the cause of the wind. Dr. Milner?’ 5 — ' cc Peas-soup, peas-soup, peas-soup,’ 5 quoth the Doctor, to the infinite merriment of all the com- pany — save one. W. and w. Hoh, hoh, hoh . — “ Gentlemen, the Dean wishes to speak with you after chapel, 5 ’ says Newby. Between two Non-reading Senior Sophs , M — d and P — m. P. Well, Tommy, my boy, how get you on for the Senate-house ? M. I have not turned my thoughts thither- ward as yet, and shall not until the last term, when I shall put the governor at home to the ex- pense of a tutor extraordinary, and thus get over the bore of cramming Euclid and Jemmy * in a temporis minimum . You have cut me of late. * Alluding to Wood’s Algebra. CHAPEL SCENES. 51 I see nothing of you. What makes you thus give your old Rugby chums the go-by — eh ? P. It is you we complain of, and with reason, preferring as you have done the society of London turners # and watch-makers, to that of your old school-fellows. M. Why damme. Sir, I like a little variety, you see. Have you seen the set of chess-men I turned last week ? P. No. M . Deighton, who you know plays devilish well at the game, offered five guineas for them, but were I disposed to sell them, I would not take three times his offer. Here’s a musical watch (pulling it out and placing it whilst kneeling upon the seat) I made lately. How do you like these variations to Robin Adair— eh ? P. Exquisite ! divine, Sir. But, do you see, * This man had the singular taste of spending some hundreds in learning the arts of turnery and of watch- making. For many months his rooms were converted into a workshop, and from sunrise to midnight, bedecked with apron, paper-cap, and other operative trappings, the madcap used to work as though a wife and a dozen brats were depending upon such exertions for their daily bread. 52 CHAPEL SCENES. Johnny Brown * has an ear for music as well as ourselves. Put it up. Old Newby ? s on the trot already. [Newby comes , but failing to discover the offenders , resumes his post.] This musical watch was again set off, and on Newby’s approachj again stopped, several times, when the joke growing stale with the music, the conversation re-commenced in manner following : — P . Well, old man, as you stick so close to the arts, and disregard the sciences, I suppose you are turning over a new leaf. How long is it since you took a turn with the Proctor — eh? M. Why, but the day before yesterday, feel- ing all work and no play to be dull sport, I issued forth for a bit of spree with two or three of the right sort, and just as we had flushed a covey of Castle Enders ;-f- doubling the corner of Jesus- lane, I fell into the very jaws of the Proctor and his bull-dogs, who dogged my heels at a devil * All those big-wigs who happen to be liked by the students, are generally honoured with some familiar ap- pellative, such as Johnny Hudson , Jemmy Wood , Horny , for Hornbuckle of St. John’s (a personage famous for a habit he has acquired of pulling up his inexpressibles), &c. f Castle End and Barnwell, alias the Rookeries, have been for ages the nest of the Cyprians. CHAPEL SCENES. 53 of a rate, fast as you know I can leg It. I bolted down Jesus-lane, whirled round the corner through Garlic-Fair lane, flew over the bridge like light- ning, tumbled over a snob and snobbess in Jesus Common, and without waiting to get up again, threw myself into the arms of old father Cam, and frogged it across him in a twinkling— crying yoicks ! tally-ho ! my hearties. P. That’s d — d good, hah, hah, hah. By the Lord ’tis excellent ! hah, hah, so you spoilt the chase, hah, hah, set them at fault, hah, hah. M, Here comes old white wand. Hush, hush. After Newby had again unsuccessfully attempted to discover these peace-breakers, not as yet having the fear of God or man before their eyes, the talk again commenced by, P . I suppose, old cock, you hav’nt had leisure to get drunk for some time past. How long is it since you went to see W. safe to his keep , and couldn’t find your way home again. It was a damned good joke, your rousing Sir Isaac * and his domestics on that memorable occasion. * Sir Isaac Pennington, and Sir Busick Harwood, the two physicians, were as famous for punning (the former be- longed to the Piggery be it known) as for physicking. Sir Isaac calling one day upon his friend Sir Busick, to 54 CHAPEL SCENES. M. Yes, it was clever enough on my part to be sure, not to distinguish one side of the street from the other — not to know my right hand from my left. A d— d Johnian gyp, seeing I was a Trinity-Man disarmed, as it were, says, as I was persisting in my right to a night’s lodging, and argufying Sir Isaac out of his to his own freehold, “ I see, what o'clock it is with you, Master Bull,” # says he. Says I, " Its just striking one,” and whilst yet speaking, floored the Porker. P. Hah, hah, hah. Sir Isaac brought you before the authorities, did'nt he? M. Yes, the old Quack represented me as a madman, and then, to bring me to reason, advised the salutary remedy of an Imposition . But instead of getting it up, I have ever since amused myself with perforating his chimney-pots. P. What, with your air-gun ? M. Even so. They look for all the world like so many pepper-boxes. inquire after his health, on shaking him by the fist, said, “ Sir be you sick?” to which Sir B. replied, “ Sir I sick! I never was better in my life.” * Trinity Men, it has been before noted, are usually denominated Bull-dogs. CHAPEL SCENES. 55 P. Yes, Sir, no doubt you have peppered them bountifully. But have you been up to your gingerbread tricks of late ? M. Why, wishing to wet my muzzle every now and then, just to keep it dust- tight, you know, I prevailed upon coachee the other day, to take a social button or two to warm his mouth- piece for him. So coachee, being a young bird, and not having experienced my condescensions at any time antecedent to this period, fell a munch- ing as fast as his masticating machinery could wag. The agreeable consequence of this was, that coachee was under the necessity of dismounting his dickey at every “ Public” on the road, and I, to keep him in humour, of taking a glass of max with him. P. Hah, hah, hah. A devilish good joke, pon honour. But what said your fellow passengers to all this ? M. Hush, hush, don’t laugh so. Why they gave coachee the character of a very naughty dis- sipated fellow ; and one of them, in particular, a Fellow of St. John’s, threatened to complain of his conduct to his employers. But coachee disre- garded this broad insinuation, and a little beyond Saffron Walden, happening to overtake a drove of 56 CHAPEL SCENES. pigs, exclaimed, with his fingers at the brim of his pot-lid, to the Johnian aforesaid, “ Going up to keep term, Sir ; going up to keep term, Sir/’ P. That’s rich ! hah, hah, hah. Speak lower. St.* Brown ’s beginning to peer with his peepers, and ’s on the look out for Newby. After a slight pause, another story was started. P. Riding to the Gogmagogs-f- to-day I fell foul of old Simeon. The gay old cushion-thumper was amusing himself with leaping over the ditches. He ? s as good a horseman as a preacher, and that’s saying much for his jockeyship ; for much as he’s sneered at for his works of supererogation — for his evangelization, he’s the most powerful expositor and advocate I have ever heard. But, as I was saying, he was leaping, and making his servant follow him. One, however, which he took, the servant dared not attempt, at which the fine old fellow roared out, “ You cowardly dog, why don’t * There were two Fellows of the College of this name, who, to save words when speaking of them, were distin- guished by the titles of Saint and Sinner . f The only hills in the county of Cambridge are two, and being quite gigantic, compared with the mole-hills around them, are termed Gog and Magog. Lord Osborn has a mansion upon one of them. CHAPEL SCENES. 57 you follow ?” This scene took place in the u Senior Wranglers** Walk/’* even at the time when it was crowded by Simeonites. M. I don’t believe Simeon himself is half the hypocrite that nine out of ten of his proselytes are. P. All his actions — his liberal and high- minded generosity to his reduced brother the baronet — his benefactions, public and private, of every kind, most nobly illustrate the doctrines which he promulgates. His words and deeds harmonise well together, and on this account, if ever I go to church (and I go oftener than you think for, Tommy), I go to Simeon’s., M. It’s such a d — d humbug system alto- gether, that, whether or no Simeon be sincere, I’ll not mix myself up with them. I’ll not be an ingredient u in the rank compound of villainous smell,” let you preach him up ever so eloquently. P. Don’t be alarmed, my good man. You « * So called, because about two or three o’clock you may see two or three dozen of cadaverous other-world looking beings, yclept reading-men, stretching their spindle-shanks there ; and because the Senior Wrangler- ship is the honour they are all ambitious enough to be- lieve within their grasp, and for which they are commit- ting a slow sort of suicide. 58 CHAPEL SCENES. don’t flatter yourself, surely, that such a scabbed sheep as you are would be admissible into their flock ? M. No, I am too honest for the hypocrites. I fancy I see myself at old Simeon’s* Bitch Levee. I should cut a pretty figure, with my lingo, amongst these saints. P. You would, indeed ! They would not think of making a missionary of you, depend upon it. If you spoke but a dozen words, you would convince them, my boy Tommy, there was enough to be done at home. Tommy. M. Damme, Sir, that’s what they would, and the sooner, if I gave them a description of a cer- tain loose character whom I have the misfortune to have come in contact with — one P. of our college. P. You’re a wag, my boy. But much as I like old Simeon, the Simeonites I hate indiscrimi- nately, as I do all serpents— yea, the old serpent * On a certain day in the week, Simeon used (and pro- bably the practice is continued) to give a 66 tea and turn out ” to all such as chose to save the expense at home. The conversation, although generally upon religious matters, turned frequently upon topics of a lighter character — such as the news of the day, literary discussions, &c. CHAPEL SCENES. 59 himself, although, doubtless, some of these reptiles are perfectly innocuous. Those two hypocrites, whom you see with their Greek Prayer-books, that they may lose no time in prayer , killing two birds with one stone , and who look as if they would hand us up to the Dean for the noise we have been kicking up, I chance to know full well, and from them, as a sample, I judge of the whole cargo. M. W ell, what have they done ? P. Bitching with me one evening, they won’t pollute their holy lips with stronger waters than tea, mind ye — when I kept over the Queen's Gate, they discovered the important fact, that the snobs and snobbesses are in the habit of making love in that sequestered spot, Trinity-lane, and immediately under my window. Now, to put down this crying sin (for such they deem “ all love unknown to Pa and Ma”), they collected all the slops about my rooms, and poured it ruth- lessly forth upon a happy pair, who that moment, were doubtless naming the wedding day. M. Well, but what said the snob to so un- gallant a wetting ? Didn’t he crack your daylights for you ? P. Both he and she were so inclined, but were unable to determine whence the shower pro- 60 CHAPEL SCENES. ceeded. The fellow would have it it came from Trinity, but the lady most pertinaciously pro- tested it issued from the window opposite — of Caius College— so that they declined making any payment for the shower-bath they had enjoyed, certainly externally, and, in all human probability, also internally. M. Well, is that all these dogs in the manger have perpetrated to excite your animosity ? P. No ; having once become acquainted with these love scenes, under the pretext of doing their best to keep the sexes asunder, their visits to me for that purpose were so incessant, that at length I was obliged to sport * them. M. Damme, but that was cursedly unfriendly of you, though. How do you think the poor devils are to get wived, unless they see and learn how to set about it ? P. Let them go to Ovid’s Art of Love, and he’ll tell them all about it, I warrant you. But * To sport , is to close the outer door. At Oxford they sport an oak. At Cambridge they sport every thing. “ You sport a devilish fine coat, Sir.” u You sport good wine,” and so on, are sayings in the mouth of every one. A Johnian friend, who is with me, says, “ Cambridge is the place for sport,” and I cannot help falling in wdth him. CHAPEL SCENES. 61 I must tell you the remainder of my Simeonitish story. One dark night, you must know, when they came to empty my slops for me, thereby saving my “ noseless Jenny” a vast sight of dis- agreeable trouble, they had made a collection suf- ficient to fill the pail to the brim, when ppuring it forth, the cataract was unhappily turned out of its predetermined course, by breaking over the necks, which were protruding from the window below, of the honourable J. J., and about a dozen other empty-bottles,* who were doubtless actuated by the same holy zeal as my friends — the Simeonites* M. Hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh — this ’ll be the death of me, hoh, hoh, hoh — I cannot survive it. Hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh. — “ The Dean will see you after chapel, sir.” — Damn the Dean, and you too, say I, P., for getting me into this scrape. Between two Scholars , W. and T . T . Well, W., have you yielded to the soli- citations of your friend V., to become a member of the wig -club ? W. No, I should think not. As soon should * Fellow-commoners, from their attics being constantly to let unfurnished, are so denominated. 62 CHAPEL SCENES. I choose to be one of the Atheist* club. The one ’s as contemptible as the other. T. The president, secretary, and treasurer, are all stammerers. V., on being elected secretary yesterday, stuttered forth a most elaborate speech? I am told, eulogizing, of course, the discrimination the voters had evinced in their selection of himself as one of their principal officers. W. I should like to have heard him, I must confess. Although he is a ninny, he is an origi- nal. I never saw any ninny like him. Upon subjects not requiring any deep thought, he can converse and write as well as the best of us — aye, and in the opinion of many folks, having travelled and seen a good deal of the higher spheres, would outshine us. He has a command of words which Professors Woodhouse and Vince never possessed in any degree, and can express himself, if you give * At this time, there was a club, of Voltaire’s way of thinking, headed by a semi-Frenchman, and consisting of several of the leadingcharacters of the University; but when they came to argufy the topic they soon discovered the monstrous folly of such doctrines, and dispersed. I could name a few bright characters now shining in full lustre in the University and out of the University, and passing for great moral and religious exemplars, who took the lead in this infatuated and iniquitous assembly. CHAPEL SCENES. 63 him time, upon any superficial subject in the most appropriate terms. T. That may be the consequence of his im- pediment. It gives him time to make a selection of words and phrases. W. No, I’d back him against either of these two philosophers, even in writing upon any every- day topic. T . I knew a man of this sort, of Trinity, who fagged, poor devil, night and day to get on, but failed with all his efforts. He used to read, upon an average, about fourteen hours a day, his fond and foolish father having persuaded him that if he did so he must inevitably become Senior Wrangler. But, alas ! at the expiration of three years he was plucked and plucked, and plucked, three several times, and at last was given his B. A. out of sheer compassion. Nevertheless this dunce, in a drawing-room, would out-talk nine- tenths of the truly great ones of the day upon ordinary topics, and has become a most popular preacher, in a populous town in Sussex. His father, poor man, still ascribes his failure at Cam- bridge, to the excessive nervousness of his son’s * To refuse a man his B. A. is termed plucking. 64 CHAPEL SCENES. constitution, and to the partiality of the examiners at the examinations. W. There are many instances of the kind you have just described. Many can skim the surface of things who are denied the power of diving to the bottom. For instance, there are H. and G., &c. at our table, who in table-talk, leave B., L., and others, infinitely in the distance, although the latter, at the examinations, are so much above the former. T. Yes, I have often observed, during a long-winded verbosity from S., upon things re- quiring no vovq or gumption whatever, the most ineffable contempt playing upon B.’s expressive countenance. W. One of these deeper ones, although he has wit at will, yet from the delicate texture of his nerves (which has been much attenuated by excessive application), can never deliver himself of it, without becoming as pale as ashes. This change of colour is always remarked and com- mented on by Mr. S., whose fish-like physiognomy did never, certainly, exhibit any outward signs of what was passing within him. The proverb u ne nimium crede colori” does not apply to that re- doubtable person, the said person having no color whatever. He is a mere blank. CHAPEL SCENES. 65 T. You cannot alter things, my good fellow, do as you will. You know, things that are most empty make most noise, and the shallower a person is, the more likely is he to bear off the palm, from such philosophers as the worthies you have named. W. The plain fact is this : these would-be great ones, feeling they have no natural right and title to the estimation of mankind, like Sisyphus with his stone, are constantly, though ineffectually, aiming to elevate themselves ; whereas those who are really great feel the “ particula aurae divinae” within them, and are conscious of the distinctions that await them. T. You’ve hit it, Sir, at last. But, like Dominie Sampson, we are somewhat “ oblivious,” having diverged considerably from the subject first on the tapis. W. I beg your pardon, there is no divergency in the case. You fell a describing V.’s inaugural speech, and in a direct undeviating manner I proceeded to give you my opinion of such speechi- fiers in general, and to draw a line of distinction between them and the “ Vir sapiens qui pauca loquitur.” T. Yes, “ verbum sat sapienti,” and as the VOL. I. F 66 CHAPEL SCENES. author of Love in a Village has well translated and amplified it, “ A word to the wise Will always suffice, Odds-niggers go talk to your parrot, your parrot.” But since you will revert to V n, I cannot help agreeing with you, that originality of charac- ter is quite distinct from intellectual capacity. This singular being, although his father allows him a very handsome expenditure, being well able so to do, yet is he always over head and ears in debt ; but the way in which he procrastinates payment is what stamps him an original. He has a way of making useful every dun that calls upon him. W. You’re right. ’Twas but yesterday, whilst a few of us were wining with him, in came Mordecai, that amphibious fellow, who is neither a Jew nor a Christian, but a sort of “ half-and- half” body, with, “ I hope its convenient now for you to settle my small account for the gold watch and other jewels. Sir.” — u Why (said V., with a gravity becoming an archbishop), Really, Mr. Mordecai, it is a-a a-ny thing but s-s-easonable now to m-m-ake such a-a-pplications. But I-I-I am devilish glad you’re d-drop’t in. CHAPEL SCENES. 67 though, for my gyp is absent, as he always is, bla-bla-st him, when I most wa-wa-nt him, and perhaps you will be so ki-ki-kind as to or-der at Ned L-LichfiekTs a dessert for four, and ju-ju-just take this note to my fr-fr-friend Mr. F., of D-owning College ( about a mile and a half out of the mans way this), and tell him we shall not commence o-o-operations without him. Do you h-h-h-ear me, Sir?” Poor Mordecai, although a swell in his way, could not withstand so peremp- tory a command, and forthwith began to execute it ; when a group of bed-makers, gyps, and laun- dresses, on the staircase, overhearing the colloquy, and knowing this to be “ meat and drink ” to V n, testified their sympathy by a great horse-laugh, which produced from him, u You damned infernal b— ches, if I had a- a- asked any ci-ci-vil question of you, bu-bu-but one , you wouldn’t have c-c- complied, w-w- would you ? G-g-go to h-h-ell.” 1\ Hah, hah, hah. That fellow is a truly droll one. He is a sort of a wise fool . But, dropping that subject, were you at the concert either last night or the preceding one. A friend from the country kept me at home, I am grieved to say. f 2 68 CHAPE Ti SCENES. W. Why didn’t you take him with you ? I went, and a high treat, each evening, we had, I assure you. The chief attraction, as usual, was Miss Ste- phens. She sang most melodiously and pathetically, “ Auld Robin Gray/ 5 and some other of her favou- rites, but what most pleased the Gownsmen, was her eminently pathetic delivery of u Charlie is my Darling.” So truly did she express the enthu- siasm of that romantic ballad, that every one ap- peared fascinated into a sort of traitorous sympathy. Were the syren to warble it so enchantingly amid the mountainous wilds of Caledonia, it would be good-bye to loyalty. From such honied lips the appeal would be irresistible. T. I declare you are bewitched — quite smitten with the lady. W. So was the whole assemblage. The first night the song was announced in the bills, and encored twice. This you’ll say is no proof of the effect I have been describing. But, then, on the second night, without any insertion being made in the bills, the audience were impatient to have it again. It was again called for and twice repeated, amid the most extravagant applause I ever heard. I have heard her in u Cease your funning,” and a hundred other beautiful pieces, in London, CHAPEL SCENES. 69 Oxford, here, and elsewhere, but never felt half the delight I experienced on this occasion. T. Your ecstatics I cannot participate, not having felt the impressions the damsel hath worked upon you. But although I know there is a touch of the enthusiastic, as to musicals, in your compo- sition, yet can I readily believe the treat to have been a very rare one. W. It was indeed ; I envy that fellow Hum- phry. He conducted the lady-bird to her seat with the greatest composure, and then seating himself at a very short distance from her, seemed to catch each note the moment it was warbled. H. is intimate with Br. Hague, and thus at the con- certs is introduced to all the great vocalists and instrumentalists who happen to come down to them. T. Did Lindley play a concerto on the violoncello as usual ? Was his instrument in tune after the shock it received ? W. Both fingers and fiddle were in as perfect tune as I ever heard them, and produced a most wonderful display of harmonics , in varying that playful and lively air, “ What care I for Mam or Dad.” But, what about the shaking of the viol ? 70 CHAPEL SCENES. T. Why, you must know, the Tally-Ho, in which Lindley and ever so many more of them trundled down to us, upset on the Trumpington- road, close by the third mile-stone. Without receiving any serious and lasting injury, all were greatly discomposed, one lacerating his little finger, another his proboscis, and so on, save and except Lindley, whose only fright being for his matchless Cremona, fell a scraping it squat on the mile-stone ; when a humane old lady, lifting up her voice from within, where ladies and gentlemen were rolling about in promiscuous disorder, exclaimed, “ Oh, never mind us within, but assist the poor gentleman who is groaning so piteously without.” W. Hoh, hoh, hoh — that's too good to be true — hoh, hoh, hoh. — “ The Dean wishes to speak to you after chapel, Mr. W.” said Newby. Between two Bachelors of Arts , M y and W. W. M y, I congratulate you on getting through your degree so well. Had you fagged like some men, you would easily have got a Wranglership. But as it is, you are above the Apostles considerably. CHAPEL SCENES. 71 M. Why, but for your timely assistance, I believe I should have been St. Paul, to say the least of it. I never half-liked these same mathe- matics, and C£ for why,” as Professor Farish has it ? I had no natural relish for the labour they require to get into them. Were you at the Mill in Christ’s piece last night ? I gave a snob it in a style which he wont seek a second time, I think. I served him out, Sir. IV. Its fine fun, truly, to be battering these horny-hided fellows. I cannot discover, for my part, what pleasure, you, F r, G y, and a few more, can derive from this milling system, as you call it. It would, surely, be more amusing, as well as less painful, to be hammering on with the Greeks and the Romans, or even with Euclid, or Newton, and it would certainly be more per- manently glorious. M. You've no taste for the sport, because you have no mettle, my lad — I mean no weight of mettle. A regular bargee would smash such a light-fingered , lady-handed Lilliputian as you, at a blow. You, therefore, wisely disapprove of these scenes altogether. W. No; there have been some encounters 72 CHAPEL SCENES. which all must applaud. For instance, some bargemen, a little time since, were insulting most grossly, and without any provocation, two light- timbered gownsmen, who were boating opposite Queen’s Gardens, when G -y, observing the cowardly attack, offered himself as a customer, and being accepted, gave them, one after the other, such a threshing as they will remember to the last day of their lives. M. That was devilish noble, and masterly of G y. W. Another scene of the kind I witnessed myself a few days back. El 1, of St. John’s, was escorting two ladies, apparently his sisters, from the country, in front of St. Mary’s, when two lounging snobs insinuated, en passant , some- thing derogatory to the virtue of these ladies. It was a blow and no word with El — t (who boxes as well as the best of you, I am told) ; for, letting go the ladies, he floored the rascals right and left, and would have demolished them but for the interference of the icar l^oxnv M. A. ma- gistrate. The whole battle, which took place in the broad face of day, was over in five minutes, so lustily did he lay it into them. CHAPEL SCENES. 73 M. He is a real good one, is that El — — t. He was, perhaps next to G -y, the greatest hero at the memorable battle of Pease Hill.* * On the acquittal of queen Caroline, the snobs, taking her part, would illuminate, and otherwise rejoice, but the gownsmen, like another Opposition, being deter- mined to oppose, right or wrong, mustered in the market- place, in strength about 500. Their first exploits were certainly not over-glorious. The coaches from London, and passengers they brought with them, were stripped of their laurel and other emblems of victory, one by one, as they severally arrived. Then commenced a general onset between the said 500, and about 2000 snobs — sometimes a running skirmish through the streets — at other times an assault upon such ignes fatui (as the lights were called) as dared emblazon this burning shame — but the fight, which terminated in the rout and entire defeat of the snobs, took place on Pease Hill. This was a curious as well as fearful scene. Constables by scores, and Proctors, ordinary and extraordinary, now pursuing, now flying, were seen in all directions. One Proctor says to G y, the com- mander-in-chief, “ Mr. G. I insist upon your instantly going to your College.”— “ Yes, Sir,” says G., and turn- ing round the first corner, again joins and heads his forces. This he repeats again and again. Another Proctor (from excessive study no doubt), being nervous, and unused to war’s alarms, runs about, pale as if he had already got the death-blow he was anticipating, and is so non-compos himself as to compose not a tittle the fisti- 74 CHAPEL SCENES. W. Were you amongst the unfortunates at the Dean’s the other night, when V n made such sport ? M . Yes, I was, and although it was death to V. yet the scene was so diverting to the rest of the delinquents as to make them forget they were in the presence of a judge about to condemn them, and to laugh, one and all, in the very face of him. Says Judgson, “ Mr. V., how is it you have neglected chapel so much this week ?”— ec Why, S-Sir (quoth this bit of simplicity), as you are p-p-perhaps aw-aware a person ca-ca-nnot be in t-t-wo places at one t-t-ime, you will b-b-e satis- fied upon th-th-at m-m-m-atter, when I tell you I w-w-was f-f-fifty miles another way, S-S-Sir.” Judgson, then says, u but, Mr. V., had you an Exeat permitting your absence ? I don’t recol- lect having myself signed it .” — “ No-o, Sir,” cuffing combatants. Many were the wounded, although the slain amounted to no more than none. With poor R y, of Trinity, and a few others, however, u it was too near to be pleasant.” The exuviae on the battle-field were such as are seldom taken — caps, gowns, and frag- ments of the same in vast profusion — but this spoil was captured, not from the conquered, but the victors themselves. CHAPEL SCENES. 75 stammered V., beginning to see he had let the cat out, “ No-n-o, Sir, I-I-I merely took a-a-a dr-dr-ive up t-to Islington w-w-ith my friend, Mr. D m, t-t-o assist him to do d-d-duty, Sir.” To which J. forthwith replied, u I am exceedingly sorry, Mr. V., that my duty now obliges me, however reluctantly, to bring you before the Seniority.* W. Hah, hah, what a lapsus ! The poor fellow 66 put his foot in it” cleverly, to be sure, hah, hah, hah. But I cannot help thinking the tragical termination of this comedy a piece of un- just severity on the part of the Seniors. I called upon the poor fellow as soon as they had sen- tenced him to expulsion, and found him a full- length upon the sofa, crying like a child, * The eight Senior Fellows, and the Master, compose what is called the Seniority. Their decisions in all matters are genei'ally conclusive. I recollect one instance only, when that high authority was resisted. A small insigni- ficant living having been presented to a man of another College, through favour, the Junior Fellows rose, en masse, remonstrated, and, in short, revoked the award. The government of this College is that of the country at large in miniature, the Master, Seniors, and Juniors, resembling in many respects the King, Lords, and Commons. This accounts for the superior excellence of this institution. 76 CHAPEL SCENES. swearing like a trooper, and rolling and kicking like a madman. “ Well, V. (says I), how have they treated you ?” — u Oh, d — n, and b — t their b-b-big w-w-igs, they Ve expelled m-m-me, sine d-die , and b-be-be d — d t-t-to them.” Having thus anathematised them, away sallied the poor distressed fellow to the dandy-shop, bestrode his favourite dandy-horse, and to the infinite amuse- ment of boys, girls, men, and women, wheeled up one street and down another, invoking all the curses of the Creed, and the ills of Pandora’s box, to fall upon the heads of all unjust judges what and wheresoever. M. Hoh, hoh, hoh — did you see him— hoh, hoh, hoh.— The Dean will speak to you after chapel, Mr. M.” Between a Nobleman , Lord N., and M. A., his Private Tutor. M. Am I am proud to hear from the Lecturer, your lordship distinguishes yourself so honourably in the Greek play. Lord N. You are pleased to flatter. Were I but a commoner, and deprived of your very able CHAPEL SCENES. 77 preparations, I should cut but an ignoble figure in the Lecture-room, especially amongst those who have had the same advantage as myself whilst at Eton, or other great schools. M. A. Then your lordship would ascribe to my poor efforts the superiority your natural talents, as well as the rank you hold in society, so justly entitle you to P This is one of the innumerable instances of your lordship's condescension and greatness of mind I have had the honour to experience during the short but envied happiness of your lordship's friendship. Lord N. Indeed, my dear Sir, you greatly over-rate me. “ Nil humani a me alienum puto/’ and although I am nobly born, I don't think myself one whit the better for the blood that flowed in the veins of my ancestors. I do, never- theless, feel an anxiety to support the character my forefathers acquired for me, and will do my utmost to preserve it. M. A. Your lordship cannot deviate from the path prescribed to you for so many generations. It were contrary to the laws of nature. Lord iV. Do you observe M k — the u far- thing rushlight,” M k. How dignified and all-important the Grecian deports himself! One 78 CHAPEL SCENES. would swear, if there were any truth in physiog- nomy — had one but an atom of the perspicacity of Lavater, Gall, or Spurzheim — that Porson was a fool to him. M. A. Yes, it must be perfectly disagreeable to your lordship to have the would-be-greatness of that man continually before your eyes. He struts with as stiff, untowardly, plebeian, and consequen- tial a gait as does the veriest Turkey-cock in your Poultry — your lordship will excuse the homeliness of the allusion. Lord N. k, has, somehow, the un- happy knack of making himself universally dis- liked. He’s ambitious to be thought great, without possessing those outward traits of conscious great- ness which are recognised by every observer, and which I (perhaps ignorantly) should pronounce him not coming within a hundred miles of. He wants that natural ease and self-complacency which ever is found in those whose consequence is indisputable. M. A. Your lordship’s judgment is infallible, spite of your years, in cases even of that nature. Lord N. But, talking of M k, a friend of mine, whom he had domineered over most tyrannically, being, like the rest of us, not a little susceptible of that amiable passion — revenge — sent him last week a basket of game. CHAPEL SCENES. 79 M. A . And does your lordship designate sucli a present as a token of revenge ? Lord N. Why the game was a defunct fox, which, according to the laws of mortality, ought to have mingled with its mother earth a full fort- night prior to its being subjected to the nerves, visionary and olfactory, of this high and mighty one. M k was in full scent of Reynard for a month afterwards. M . A. Hah, hah, hah; your lordship is so happily humorous in your drolleries, that posi- tively I cannot withstand your lordship’s facetiae. Hah, hah, hah. You ’re irresistible, my lord. Lord N. Reserve your mirth, my dear Sir, for something better. Stay ; as you have so little control over your risibility, I will wait for what’s coming until the organ strikes up the anthem. Soon after M k ? s becoming Greek Professor, he went up to town, and ambitious to (C gobble” his Greek in the haute monde (instead of the cc Greek meeting Greek,” of his unworthy predecessor in the cyder-cellar), he was bent, by hook or by crook, upon introducing himself to the notice of the Waste end of the Toon , as a Scotch friend of mine pronounces it. After visiting the various exhibitions, he repaired to the Italian 80 CHAPEL SCENES. Opera. Whether he fancied the Italian Opera, like the Vatican, the Bodleian, or the Public Library at Cambridge, a mere depository for such bookworms as himself to plagiarise from, it has never been determined. But his going there in the habiliments of a bookworm furnishes an argu- ment in favour of that hypothesis. On presenting himself, however, for admittance, the door-keeper presently gave a check to his swelling greatness, by the words, “ In that dress, Sir, I cannot admit you .” — 6€ Do you know whom you are thus pre- suming to address” (quoth his mightiness)? “ I am the Regius Professor of Greek .” — u I know about as much of you as I do of Greek or Hebrew, and care for one just as much as for the other. Stand by, Sir, and don’t persist. You don’t take the King’s Theatre for a tavern, do you ? We have no hoots here, I warrant you.” — “ Your insolence shall not pass unpunished ; you have yet to feel my consequence.” — “ In London, lord love you, Sir (I see you ? re a countryman), Professors are three a penny, cheap as dog’s meat, Sir — Profes- sors of Singing, Professors of Dancing, Professors of the Flute, Professors of the Fiddle, Professors of all the tongues of Babel — Professors of Fencing, Rope- dancing, Vaulting— Professors of Corn-cutting, CHAPEL SCENES. 81 Cupping, and Phlebotomy ; Professors of Rat* catch- ing, Professors of Bug-killing ; in a word. Professors “ of all things , and some other things' 1 so that you’re mistaken in your man if you think to astound or terrify us in the shape of a Professor. For my part, I profess to exclude the vulgar from this theatre, and shall instantly go to practice by giving you in charge, if you offer further molestation.” M. A . Hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh, your lordship’s so irresistibly comic I shall die with laughter. Hoh hoh, poor M k, heeh, heeh, heeh , heeh. These few sketches of chapel-humour (I have witnessed a thousand such, having myself gone through all the seats) it is presumed do clearly demonstrate the position I set out with — the neces- sity of a reform in chapel . The irksomeness of at- tending service I would have removed by con- forming to the practice of the country at large, — having no duty but on Sundays. I would even abolish those precious relics of the Romish superstition — Saint-Days. The Fellows may have their Fasts , and “Non nobis Domine ”, as heretofore, and welcome, but as they profess, as Protestants, to render homage to one God only, I beg they will henceforth abstain from meetings together in honour and adoration of the Sai?its . vol. i. a 82 PONTIUS PILATE, The bore of chapel, in my time, was so sensibly felt, that the Readers, # or Chaplains were afraid to do the full duty. Mr. S., a very conscientious man, being appointed, would read the Litany in the morning, and persevered for some time, amid the groans and stamping of the shivering audience. But at length, finding himself cannonaded on his way to and from the chapel with snow-balls, he resigned the office to his predecessor, Mr. H., who was deservedly a great favourite, hitting the happy medium in the discharge of his functions at all times. The fastest readers have always been held in highest estimation. There was, and is still let’s hope, a venerable white-headed M. A. at Cam- bridge, whom I never knew by any other name than Pontius Pilate — so called because, when chap- lain of Trinity, he wagered he would beat the best man in the University, giving him start as far as Pontius Pilate . Having finished this long-winded digression, reader, we will resume our narrative. * There are four Fellowships at Trinity, in value each about o£100 per annum, called Conduct Fellowships , from being given to such deserving characters as, either from want of intellect, or health, have failed at the Fellow- ship-Examinations. It is the duty of these Conduct Fellows to do the Chapel Service. PANDEMONIUM. 83 “ Chapel being over,” I joined my friend the Senior Soph, and breakfasted with him, in a style something like that of the barons of old. We had toast, muffins, crumpets, eggs, and two inches^ each of butter ; ham, cold chicken, beef- steaks, audit-ale, tea and coffee ; honey, mar- malade, and anchovies, with all the et caeteras. Thus initiated into the agreeable mysteries of a college breakfast, up rose we to see the remaining sights of the University. By the time breakfast was over, from the interruptions incident to con- versation, and the intrusions of about a dozen gownsmen, they were beginning to make prepara- tions for dinner in the kitchens. My guide accordingly commenced the exhibitions for the day by introducing me to what is termed, the Pan- demonium. In passing from the Great Court, into NevilleVcourt, or the Cloisters, we go through a passage, called the Screens, dividing the Hall from the kitchens and buttery. To the left hand, down a flight of some ten or fifteen steps, are the kitchens This subterraneous place, is of huge dimensions, there being room for tables, dressers, sculleries, * Every one knows that at Cambridge, they sell butte? wholesale by the yard, and retail it by the inch. o 2 84 TRINITY CLOISTERS. r - reservoirs for live fish of all sorts, and a hundred other necessaries, besides a fire place, present- ing a surface equal to that of the wall of a good- sized room. Cooks, sub-cooks, and scullions there are in abundance, as black and greasy as so many devils. In full term, every day you see at the fire, spits at different distances and altitudes, strung with fowls, ducks, and all sorts of roastables, and yet so arranged that the gravies are each pre- served unmixed. Being neither a cook nor an epicure, I shall dwell no longer upon this sight, than merely to recommend it as worth the atten- tion of all visitors — except the Lord Mayor, and Aldermen of the city of London, who alone, at their civic feasts, can display such a Pandemonium . This being visited we proceeded to the Cloisters. This is an extensive and elegant square, one side of which consists of the Hall and Combination Room ;* another (opposite to this) of the Library, a magnificent and superb structure in the Grecian style, built by sir Christopher Wren; and two re- * A sort of drawing-room, to which the Fellows, Noble-* men, Fellow-commoners, and visitors, retire after dinner to crack jokes, nuts, and the bottle — to read Newspapers, play at cards, chess, &c. TRINITY WALKS. 85 maining ones of commodious apartments for the Fellows. These latter sides of the court, as also the Library, supported by a long colonnade of arches and pillars, form a most agreeable as well as useful promenade, in wet or otherwise disagreeable weather, for the whole University. The area, being a beau- tiful close-shaven grass-plot, greatly enlivens the general sombreness of the Cloisters ; but a still more impressive effect is given to the scene, by the view, through wickered windows under the Library, of the slowly-winding Cam, and the lime and chesnut groves of Trinity and St. John’s. As you enter these walks the scenery which unfolds to your view is absolutely enchanting. On each mar- gin of the river rise the most stately avenues, which are skirted by lawns tastefully variegated by gravel promenades, winding their way in every direction, the communication between the whole being over a number of light and elegant bridges, all in a coup d’oeil, belonging to the several colleges. In these walks are here and there a number of seats, as in the “ lungs of London 1 ” — the parks ; on which as you loll, the scene around you cannot but suggest to the intelligent and sensitive mind, that it was in these sacred retreats the “ poet’s eye, in a fine phrenzy rolling, hath glanced from earth 86 TRINITY WALKS. to heaven”— that here it was that the works ©f many of the mighty dead, aye, and of some of the mighty living, were first excogitated. But leaving these and the like reflections to those we left behind us, who were one and all very clearly musing upon something, or other — one Gownsman contemplating a pretty nursemaid* quite as philosophically as the nursling, another ogling a gudgeon in the mean- dring stream, reflecting upon the probability that the poor fish would be fascinated into a “ glorious nibble,” and so on — we repaired to the interior of the Library. The entrance to this valuable and splendid repo- * In my second year, a man whom I knew a little, side- ling up to a pretty thing of this species, under pretence of saluting the infant, by some mischance or other kissed the maid herself, when Dr. R n, who, unfortunately for the poor fellow, had witnessed the theft, came up, and addressing him in his northern brogue, said, “ Young man if you don’t to-morrow retire from this University in a private manner, I shall bring you before the Seniority, who will publicly expel you.” Rather than be thus excluded from Oxford, he took the hint. This rigid moralist, the doctor, a year or two afterwards made love to a mother and daughter at the same time, both of whom he lost from mis-addressing his letters to them. TRINITY LIBRARY. 87 sitory of literature and science, is through a spacious vestibule, adorned with busts and ancient inscriptions, and a flight of stairs composed of black marble. Having passed this outer court of the Temple of the Muses, you are ushered into the Sanctum Sanctorum itself, a place containing trea- sures as precious, I ween, as that of Solomon him- self, and probably not inferior to it in shape and feature. The room is in length between eighty and a hundred yards, twenty wide perhaps, and about ten from the floor to the ceiling. The floor, which is composed of the purest black and white marble, is most tastefully laid out in small squares, whose diagonals form lines running from one extremity to the other, somewhat resem- bling the spread-out skin of a Boa- Constrictor. At the farther extremity is a large window representing, in stained glass of very exquisite colours, Newton, Bacon, one of our defunct kings, and the goddess Fame, this terraqueous globe, a lion or two, and something else, which taken singly and separately are passable enough, but on the whole form such a group of anomalies and anachronisms as render it unworthy of a more detailed description. This specimen of bad taste ought to be demolished. It’s, a disgrace to the cognoscenti of Trinity. In better taste by far, are the busts of Newton and Bacon, 88 TRINITY LIBRARY. on each side of the window. Whether they are productions of the chisel of Roubilliac or of Chan- try, I don't recollect, but certain it is, they are noble specimens of sculpture. Projecting from either wall, throughout the ex- tent of the building, are compartments of three sides, about half as high as the ceiling, called classes (class A, class B, and so on). In these are ranged about thirty thousand volumes in all sorts of learn- ing — one class containing Divinity, another Classics, another Mathematics, another Medicine, &c. One of these classes, called a lock-up class, holds many highly curious and valuable MSS., such as Newton's, Milton's, &c. There is another of these lock-up classes which preserves an exceedingly fine portrait of Shakspeare, said to be the best in existence, and has also many other valuables within it. In a third is to be seen a sort of museum, consisting of the costumes of savage nations, their warlike im- plements, musical instruments, stuffed crocodiles, dried men's hands, and a pickled mummy or two, with most of the et caeterasofa regular museum. This is generally exhibited to strangers, Freshmen, and men of other colleges, of all years, for the private emolument of the sub-librarian, who (he'll thank me for the hint I suppose) expects quite as often as he receives. In the next class to this museum trinity library. 89 of inanimates, the first as you enter on the right, stands, or did stand, a living curiosity in the shoes of the aforesaid sub-librarian — a little, short-necked, well-fed, short-breathing, pet-dog sort of personage. 66 Well, B.” (said my conductor to him), u as you and your ancestors for some generations past have had the care and control of this noble library, you of course have formed a pretty tolerable acquaint- ance with many of the authors themselves .” — “ Sir, I flatter myself” (quoth the little man wheezing as well as puffing) 66 there are very few of the books in this place that I am not familiar with” — “ From your opportunities B n, I can readily believe your knowledge is prodigious ; it runs in the blood of you, as it were. But my friend here, being a First-Year Man , and but just arrived, as you may see, may as well enter his name in your list for the year.” My guide having thus introduced me, the sub-librarian produced a large ledger-looking book, in which are written the names and former resid- ences, at full length, of all Freshmen, their fathers, and schoolmasters, as also their own ages. If the reader be curious after such knowledge, he or she may learn my age, and other particulars, by refer- ring to this same book, wherein it is stated that in the month of February 1815 I was nineteen. Prodigious! 90 TRINITY LIBRARY. The Classes above mentioned are adorned throughout the Library with the heads of the illus- trious dead, from Hesiod, Homer, &c. up to Milton, Dry den, Pope, &c. &c. There are, moreover, many curiosities here and there, worth the attention of the observer, which I have not room to describe. One of the most amusing, however, and which the recently prognosticated restoration of the Pope to the government of these realms cannot but make interesting, is a genuine plenary Dispensation or Indulgence, granted by pope Clement XII to one Nathan Hickman, his family and relatives to the second degree inclusively, and to twenty-five other persons ; for which same wholesale devil-duping document poor Nathan Hickman no doubt tipped his holiness the blunt a little. Those of my read- ers who are of the masculine gender, and even such as, although female by birth, are male by education, are here indulged with a fac-simile of this passport to the Land of Promise, so cleverly forged that I much doubt me whether, if presented at the gate, St. Peter himself would detect the fraud, unless friend Nat. indeed has already presented the real one, and I don’t believe he has, seeing that by some mischance or other he dropt it in Trinity-College Library. Mfri-' * ^ -S- . s 92 TRINITY LIBRARY. From this precious relic (costly it was to friend Nathan — who clearly has not escaped purgatory through it) — from the salvation-mongering system it exhibits, many arguments may doubtless be drawn by those ingenious Papists the Broughams, the Cannings, &c. &c., in favour of Catholic Eman- cipation. Much may hence be suggested to these subtle statesmen, which trimmed out in the taking finery of their eloquence, would plead powerfully and effectually for bringing the “ six millions ” to a level with the rest of the empire in rights and privileges — religious as well as civil. I say iC re- ligious ” because, much as they are enthralled by political fetters, their natural liberty of thought and action is much more restrained by that blind and besotted superstition, which, however reluctantly they 6t render to Caesar the things that are Caesars,” empty their pockets into the pontifical treasury, through the silly humbug of a bribe to St. Peter. First, O ye Emancipators, unshackle the catholics from the power of priestcraft, and they become free like yourselves. What “ man can serve two masters ?” Can he that regards the pope as the vicegerent of Heaven, do equal homage to so earthly a thing as a king of England ? Can he that kisses the pope’s great toe, believing him POPEtlY. 93 vested with power to save or damn his soul, approach with equal awe his King's right hand ? History says no. Emancipate them, therefore, from their foreign yoke, and they become effectually and substantially liberated. Go to their houses : seek them where they are to be found, and preach to them in plain English, or Irish, the sum and sub- stance of the Testaments ; at the same time evincing the sincerity of your own faith by practising amongst them the acts of charity and “ good-will towards men/’ therein inculcated. Send a few more missionaries amongst them. In a word, without aiming at the odious thing called prose- lytism, expound, or merely read to them the bible (a book, which, although their faith is pinned upon it, not one thousand of the “ six millions” have ever read), and by dint of common sense, bigotted as they are, they will see that popery and the reli- gion of Christ are two distinct doctrines, that the former is the latter converted into a marketable commodity of no real value, they themselves being purchasers. Civilise them, by convincing them they have the faculty of reason like yourselves (although I cannot much compliment you on any direct display you made of it during the last session in the discussion of this oft-reiterated question), 94 FIFTH COURT. and shew by benevolent words and deeds, like the great and good Bishop Berkeley, that you really have a fellow feeling for them. This is the road to Emancipation. This digression being finished, proceed we to what in my time was called u the Fourth Court.” There having been a new square or court re- cently built, probably now it is termed the “ Fifth Court.” After the Great Court and Neville’s Court, I saw nothing to admire in this Court. It commands a view of the Cam, with the walks of Trinity and St. J ohn’s, which is agreeable enough. But if you would have any thing like a description of this part of the college, you must apply to the sub-librarian Betson, who can describe, moreover to you, a very wonderful discovery he once made there. We next went to the Bishop’s Hostel, which is a small court, consisting of about a dozen sets of apartments, and two Lecture Rooms. This I believe is the most ancient part of the college. Quitting this, my guide conducted me to the Combination Room. This is a spacious elegant room fitted up with considerable taste and magni- ficence, so as to suit the reception of the Noble- men, Fellows, and distinguished visitors ** after TRINITY-HALL, AND CLARE-HALL. 95 Hall.” Hither they repair each day after dinner iC to wine.” Thus being ended the survey of Trinity, we pro- ceeded to investigate such other wonders as were to be found in the other colleges, and passing through the Queen’s Gate, in the first place, we passed by the Law College, Trinity Hall, without even honour- ing its two small squares or courts with our pre- sence. Clare Hall next presented itself. The exterior of this beautiful little college, together with its situation on the margin of the Cam, produce a striking effect. It consists of one large square, built of stone, and according to the rules of Grecian architecture. The chapel of this college is a beau- tiful little structure, over the ante-chapel of which is a very elegant cupola. The Combination Room is also an elegant apartment. This college is so unique and pretty throughout— so retired from the din of the streets, and surrounded with so much magnificence, — the Senate House, King’s-college Chapel, and the Public Library, &c. being within a stone’s throw of it, that I could almost have ex- changed Trinity for it. At least such were my Freshman-like feelings — not having yet ascertained the immeasurable superiority of the former in point of society, lectures, &c. 96 king's college chapel. King’s- college Chapel, or as it is oft termed, from its being the grandest and loftiest structure in the University, the Freshman’s Landmark, we next reached. This magnificent temple is one of the wonders of the world. It is said by travellers in many respects, to have no parallel. From guess I should think it full one hundred yards in length and, perhaps, sixty or seventy in height. It is decorated with four pinnacles, resembling, “ si magna componere parvis,” so many gigantic pepper-boxes. The interior is truly grand — nay, sublime. Every part of the walls is adorned with some exquisite piece of sculpture, and the screen dividing the ante-chapel from the Sanctum Sanctorum, or organ- loft, is composed of oak, very curiously carved, some of the figures, especially a man’s arm on the right exhibiting the muscles, being held, by con- noisseurs, in the perfection of the art. The windows, which are many and vast, extending nearly from the top to the bottom of the walls, exhibit, in stained glass, the principal of the characters men- tioned in the Old and New Testaments. These representations are executed in the truly “ human form divine,” many of them being deemed equal to the portraits by the greatest painters, and in such splendid vivid colours as have never been surpassed king’s college chapel. 97 nor perhaps equalled — not even by the specimens in York Cathedral. The chapel, where sit the chaplain, the choristers, &c., is richly decorated in the cathedral style with stalls variously composed of carved oak, a black and white marble pavement* and an altar-piece, by one of the first old masters. The organ, which is one of the best and largest in the kingdom (being, like that at Trinity one of the three built by a celebrated foreigner), in such a vast pile, appears light and elegantly diminutive. But its tones are heard with such effect, the walls and roof reverberating them in the enchanting echoes, that the visitor speedily attaches to it the importance it merits. The greatest wonder of the chapel, however, is its inner roof. This roof is supported not even by a single pillar, although throughout its whole extent, it is composed of ponderous masses of stone. The key- stones, which are cut into the semblance of a rose, are said, each to weigh a ton. In Lincoln Cathedral, they shew you, as a great curiosity, the Chapter House, which is supported by one pillar only. But here, you have a roof of great extent, laterally, as well as longitudinally, resting, to all appearance, upon nothing but the walls, and hanging together like one solid mass, cut out of VOL. I. H 98 king’s college chapel. the same block of stone. It is, in fact, supported on the principle of arches and groining, the lateral stress being balanced by immense buttresses. Equal to this roof, there is nothing in Britain, nor perhaps in the whole world. In Windsor Abbey, and in Henry the Seventh’s chapel in Westminster Abbey, they shew you one constructed on the same principle; but these are merely miniatures of it. Several architects of these days, are said to confess themselves unable to produce such another. Sir Christopher Wren said, he should, perhaps, be able, were he instructed where to lay the first stone. There is another roof over this, covered with lead, from which you may see on a clear day the Cathedrals of Ely and Peterborough. At this chapel there is cathedral service every day, at three o’clock ; to hear the chanting and anthem of which, many gownsmen and others attend, prome- nading the spacious ante-chapel. On Sundays, like the chapel at Trinity, we have also a pretty sprinkling of the lady-snobbesses, who go likewise, (emphatically be it understood), to see, and be seen. Leaving the chapel of King’s we viewed the building in which reside the Fellows. It is a stately pile of stone with a lofty arch through the middle, to save the trouble of going round it, king’s college. 99 somewhat on the same scale, as far as it goes, with Somerset House, or rather like, in toto , the buildings at Magdalen College, Oxford. In front, on the west, is a lawn of three or four acres in superficies, leading to the Cam, over which there is a bridge, not much to be admired for architecture or position — which is the more to be wondered at, because Simeon, who undoubtedly evinces taste in sermoniz- ing and many other things, as a senior of the college, was the chief adviser. The right hand side of this lawn is skirted by one of the sides of Clare Hall. c< I could a tale unfold,” in which the occupants of this wing of Clare, and the famous Dr. Glynn, who used to promenade the walk in front, would be dramatis personae — but I won’t — not because the anecdote bears against the moral character of the doctor, but that it is unfit for these pages. Many other things I omit, for the same reason ; being determined that none of the most squeamish shall find any reasonable fault with them. On the eastern front, is another lawn, or grass- plot of smaller dimensions, in the form of a square, on one side of which stands the chapel above described, and in front is the Provost’s Lodge. This latter will soon be removed to make way for a magnificent structure fronting the street, the h 2 100 CATHERINE HALL. plan of which is this year exhibited at Somerset House. The Old Buildings, where reside the students, consist of a very ancient tumble-down piece of ruins, adorned by many curious specimens of the taste of our gothic ancestors. The water-spouts more especially attract the notice of the observer, being variously decorated with the heads of all sorts of monsters, vomiting forth the water as though it were the operation of a strong emetic. In this square, I believe, are situated the Hall, Combination-room, and Lecture-room ; but I won’t speak positively, never having had the curiosity to ascertain the exact geography of them. Having thus paraded King’s College, passing through the Back, or South gate, after taking a single peep at the One Court of Catherine-hall, we soon fell upon Queen’s College, which, like Magdalene, St. John’s, Trinity, Trinity-hall, Clare, and King’s, is enlivened by the presence of the Cam. It consists of two squares or courts, as they are termed at Cambridge, and Quads or quadrangles, at Oxford. The first that you enter from the street is the larger, built of brick, with nothing either admirable or curious, save and except a huge south sun-dial, and the general queen’s college. 101 antique dinginess of it. Through the screens parting the hall from the kitchens, as at Trinity, you pass into a very small court, round which are cloisters of considerable antiquity, being rude in structure throughout, but not so deeply antique, as to have ever been the residence of the giants who once peopled the earth. Cams Wilson would find more difficulty in traversing these cloisters, than the streets of London, where you now see him skulking to avoid breaking the lamps, and then anon evading a concussion with the shop- shades. Proceeding onwards through an archway, you get to a bridge over the Cam, of very singular con- struction. It consists of a single arch of wood- work, and so framed that, without a single nail to bind the pieces together, it is firmly supported. It could be taken to" pieces and put up again, in a very short time, and at a trifling expense. If I mistake not, this curiosity was erected at the instance, and under the direction, of the famous Dean Milner, then President of the college. On the opposite side of the Cam, are situated the Fellows’ Gardens, which afford them a pleasant promenade. There is also an excellent"’ bowling-green for the diversion of the Fellows of this college. 102 PEMBROKE HALL. My guide, on quitting this college, acquainted me with the important fact that it is the strong- hold of Simeonitism ; and thence escaping through the large queer old tower in front, led me up Silver-street, quitting the site of the Cam, to show off those colleges which adorn the principal streets. We soon reached Pembroke Hall, which displays an extensive front in Trumpington Street. This small college consists of two courts, one leading into the other through the screens dividing the hall from the kitchens and butteries. Its chapel, hall, &c. are pretty enough, but compared with those of Trinity, are not objects to be dwelt upon. They here show you one curiosity, in the shape of the largest globe that has ever been created by man. Its dimensions are vast, and the delinea- tions on its surface, I believe, pretty much re- semble the features of our Mother Earth. But as I cannot attempt a full description here, I must refer you to the thing itself. It is well worth the trouble, especially to such as profess “ reading, writing, and the use of the globes.” Dr. Long was the projector of it. From Pembroke, we cross the street to Peter- house, the most ancient college in the whole University. The coup dceil at the entrance is st. peter's college. 103 pleasing enough, the buildings in general, and par- ticularly the chapel, being rather tastefully arranged than otherwise, and in pretty good style as to architecture. In this college, besides its gaudily gilded chapel (which, by the way, is in bad taste), and the rooms once occupied by the poet Gray, there is nothing to arrest attention. After having pointed out to me a large iron spike projecting from below the window of this poet’s garret, my friend related, on our way to Downing College, the following anecdote of him and his fellow- students. 66 From his proximity to the celestial canopy, whence he drew his inspirations, we may suppose, the good bard rightly divined that, in the event of the college taking fire suddenly, he should be necessitated to make a hasty and lengthy descent to the letfel of other men, by a route dif- fering in its rectilinear course from that of the ordinary and devious stair-case. Gifted with this piece of foresight, he inserted, or caused to be in- serted, the aforesaid piece of iron, that in the event of the aforesaid calamity, he might attach thereunto a piece of hemp, and thus drop down at his leisure. His brother collegians perceiving his wise precautions, and wishing to convince him, be- forehand, of the practicability of his theory, assem- 104 GRAY THE POET. bled at a late hour in the night, rolled away an immense mash-tub from the brewery, and filling it to the brim with water, or other wetables, roared out “ fire ! fire !'* Immediately peered out the affrighted poet, and slipping down the rope, in the usual undress of bathers, received such a glorious ducking, as soon convinced him it was “ water ! water !” The bard not choosing thus to be made “ ducks and drakes” of, remonstrated with the master, and then with the seniors, but not being able to redress his wrongs for laughter, poor Gray quitted the college in disgust, and transported himself to Pembroke Hall.” By the time this true story was brought to a finish, we had reached Downing, which being then in a very imperfect state, only one side of the present square being erected, presented but little beside the sepulchre of the Physician of facetious memory, Sir Busick Harwood. Much was told me in journeying hence to Emanuel College, about this celebrated character — that both himself and his lady were so much addicted to the luxury of a pipe, that they used to perform a duet upon that wind instrument, daily and nightly in bed, &c. &c. &c. But passing by ParkePs Piece, a sort of common EMMANUEL COLLEGE. 105 belonging to the corporation, sacred to the gym- nastic games — such as cricket — of both Gowns- men and Townsmen, we soon reached Emmanuel. It presents a handsome Grecian front to St. AndrewVstreet (I think it is), and the interior is sufficiently magnificent for a college consisting of but one court, and two or three fragments, or wings, of incipient ones. The Emmanuel-men pride themselves upon their chapel, and with some reason. They also boast of having the best clois- ters for rainy weather next to Trinity. The chapel clerk shows you, in a corner of the ante- chapel, behind the door, the skeleton of a Gowns- man (in terrorem, I suppose), who being jealous of a rival student in love, secreted himself on the very spot, and like another Bellingham, shot his victim, on his entering the chapel. He was tried, executed, and anatomised. This is the only curiosity I ever saw at Emmanuel, besides one or two living ones, whom I could name, of the eccentric family. In the same street, we found Christ’s College, which also presented a goodly gothic front, and is well enough built in the interior of its single court, to screen it from contempt. The gardens of this college are the most extensive and beautiful 106 Christ’s college, Sydney college. in the University. They feel unbounded pride here, in showing you the identical mulberry-tree which Milton engrafted with his own hands. It is a wide-spreading sort of stationary creature, branching out into as many arms as ever had Briareus, and is such an overgrown bulky being as to need all sorts of props and crutches. But I want to know how it is that the mulberry-tree should have been such a favorite with our great poets. It is an odd coincidence, that the two greatest of our poets, should have each patronized it. Perhaps you will say the one imitated the other. Be it so. Continuing the same route, we next presented ourselves before Sydney Sussex College. This also faces the street, but not with the same effect, its front being brick. It consists of two courts spacious enough to accommodate a good number of students. But at this time, from its having a little before been set fire to by one of them (as it was sup- posed), who was capitally indicted thereupon, the college had lost its reputation, and with that, its sons. Hence we proceeded down to Magdalene, at the Bridge, and after having seen the Pepysian Library, the great, though solitary, curiosity of st. John’s college. 107 the place, inasmuch as it contains many other valuable MSS. than the one Lord Braybrooke has recently brought to light ; we turned round once more to the neighbourhood of Trinity, and passing through three handsome, although brick-work, courts of its neighbour, St. John’s (which, how- ever, presented nothing long to arrest our progress), we crossed the Cam, traversed the beautiful walks of that college, insinuated thence into the still more enchanting promenades of Trinity, and again crossing the Cam, over the Cycloidal Bridge, we presently found ourselves recreating on the sofa in my friend’s rooms in the Cloisters. Much as the mind had been refreshed through- out this day’s excursion, the body had received no aliment, not even from Milton’s mulberries, and we, or at least my friend, betook himself to making a suitable repast for the latter. He be- thought himself, very suddenly, to my apprehen- sion, that although the tables in Hall had long since been cleared, he could yet get something comfortable, in the shape of 66 Sizings,” from the kitchens and buttery. His gyp was therefore directed to take two scraps of paper with the word thereon written “ Sizings,” but with two different signatures, the one being his own, and the other 108 JESUS COLLEGE. a forged one of a friend of his, with whom he could take such a liberty ; thereby providing us with an excellent dinner, and at the same time delicately avoiding all use of my name, which I soon afterwards found would have been equally productive. The gyp and the bed-maker being in good pay, and having abundance of perquisites from every treat like this, vied with each other in producing it, and we soon sat down to feast upon the dainties to be supplied “ After Hall.” After which, the gyp was dispatched for a “ dessert for two,” fit for half a dozen in ordinary life, to Ned Lichfield’s, who forthwith supplied us with stimu- lus to swallow three bottles, which had the effect of putting me under the table, although the more seasoned cask remained perfectly in statu quo — at least, as far as I could perceive. The next day I could do nothing. I was too ill from the fatigue and refreshment of the day preceding, to be able to do any thing further. I therefore deferred the honour of Mr. >’s completing his politeness to the day following. That day having arrived, away went we from KingVstreet, where I had the honour of his company to breakfast, to see the re- maining wonders of the University. We first visited Jesus, which is directly opposite to the ben’et college. 103 quarters I then occupied. In this college I found nothing particular, excepting (as I afterwards ascertained) that it somewhat resembles Trinity and some other colleges at Oxford, in having a sort of a steeple belonging to it. One part of it, viz. the chapel, looks very much like a church. This is the only distinguishing feature of Jesus College. From Jesus we went in a circumbendibus to Ben’et or Corpus Christi College, which, although then a very so-so sort of a place, has lately claimed a pre-eminence in the University from its new build- ings. It’s now a very fine place, I have no doubt; but it will be some time before it is equally dis- tinguished for intellectual productions. This col- lege is famous for its ale, and for nothing else. Hence proceeding, we presently discovered the Botanic Garden. Next to the Royal Gardens at Kew, it would appear this at Cambridge is deemed the most extensive and valuable. Innumerable are the rare exotics which are here fostered, both inside and outside the spacious green-houses. Great entertainment may here be afforded to the devotees of Pomona, of Flora, and of the other presiding deities, but for my part, despite the rap- turous enthusiasm of Sir James Smith, and other 110 BOTANIC GARDEN. Botanical philosophers, I saw nothing that I could dwell upon with half the satisfaction to be derived from the produce of a potatoe garden. You ’ll never detect me gathering simples. After in- specting the lecture-rooms for the Professors of Mineralogy, of Experimental Philosophy, &c., which are situated in these gardens, we repaired to that part of the University where are congregated the public buildings. On arriving in front of St. Mary’s, the University church, the coup d’ceil which presents itself is imposingly grand. Oxford is rightly denominated cc a City of Palaces.” But from no quarter of that beautiful and magnificent place can you view so superb a group as are here formed by the Senate-house on the right, the Public Library and Schools in front, Clare-hall in the distance, and King’s College Chapel on the left. The Senate- house is a spacious modern struc- ture, built of stone, in the chastest Corinthian style of architecture. The interior presents no- thing wonderful, but is well adapted for the recep- tion and display of large assemblies of the gowns- men. All business affecting the interests of the University at large is here transacted ; such as the yearly-triennial examinations for the degree of B, A. ; the passing of other degrees and honours ; SENATE HOUSE. Ill the passing of Graces, or University Laws, &c. &c. The concerts and other public amusements are also here conducted. The lower part, or arena, is appropriated to the M. A. and higher orders of the University, on these occasions, the students or under-graduates being obliged to look down upon them from a spacious gallery. So ticklish are the higher ranks here, as to their consequence, that if a simple Freshman perchance slip in amongst them, he is ejected almost as unceremoniously as though he had stolen into a seraglio. In this place are several statues of kings and other great men, but none deserving particular notice except that of Pitt, which is considered a master-piece. The Public Library was the next object of at- traction. It is a roomy piece of antiquity, some- what modernised in front, but, nevertheless, unlike most “ old friends with new faces,” the longer you know it the more you like it. You ascend by a flight of winding-stairs, through a vestibule adorned with many valuable specimens of ancient sculpture, and other curiosities — not the least of which is an excellent full length portrait of the celebrated Maps, # carrying in his lap a load of * Two generations ago there lived in Cambridge a man named Nicholson, who to “ turn a penny,” commenced 112 PUBLIC LIBRARY. books to the rooms of some student. On entering the interior, you are lost in a labyrinth of learning. Tomes upon tomes, many stories high, surround you on every side, throughout the whole circuit of the spacious quadrangular depository. Affixed to the classes, which stand out from the walls, as in Trinity Library, are many curiosities, more or less connected with literature, such as illuminated MSS., specimens of other ancient writings, of the Literature of Eastern Nations, &c. &c. In another part are mummies, specimens of writing with a style upon papyrus, &c. &c. In a word, the career of gain, by the hawking of maps — of Ancient Greece and Rome, I suppose. From his civility, and the quality of his wares, and the eccentricities of the wag, more probably, he speedily got into request, and thence into a circulating library. By degrees, as his means in- creased, his library was enriched with the most rare and valuable works in every department of literature and science, so much so, as to elicit a subscription by the Term from nearly every student in the University. This extra- ordinary character used to carry about the books himself, knocking at each student’s door as he reached it, and crying out, “ Maps, Sir.” Whence the nick-name. His son and grandson kept up the concern till within a year or two. I have often heard them addressed with “ Maps,’ ? why don't you send me the Jesuit’s Newton CAIUS COLLEGE. 113 if you are bookish or curious, this is the place, of all others, to afford you endless entertainment. Descending from the Public Library, we visited the ground-floor of it, forming a square, and con- sisting of the public schools for Philosophy, Divi- nity, Law, and also a lecture-room for Experi- mental Philosophy. In each of the schools are two rostrums, opposite one another, for the dis- putants to ascend, from which they argue for and against some given question. But more of this anon. Quitting this spot, my obliging conductor was presently passing me through the gate of Caius (pronounced Key's) College, which is within ten or eleven yards of the Senate-house, when he sud- denly bethought him, it would the more u redound to the credit of his understanding," if he intro- duced me in the manner in which Caius men themselves enter college. Accordingly, I was led up Senate-house-passage, into Trinity-street, and thence proceeded, first through the “ Gate of Humility," then through the “ Gate of Virtue," and lastly through the “ Gate of Honour,’ ’ which, as I before said, is the way to the Senate-house. Hugging himself affectionately at this display of shewmanship, my guide took me the nearest cut VOL. I. I 114 STUDY. to Trinity, through the two courts and sculleries of Caius into Trinity-lane, and thence through the Queen’s-gate into the Great Court. The dinner- bell now tingling through the University, I stepped to his rooms, adonized a little, and then, for the second time, joined the convivial board of Trinity. After dinner, I had the honour of wining with no less a personage than a Fellow of the college, to whom I had been introduced, by letter, by Colonel K g, of Lincoln. . His wine and dessert were excellent, but as he could not stoop to any thing like familiar conversation, I did not much sit at my ease. Mr. P. was, however, upon the whole, very polite, and kindly tendered his advice as to a beneficial course of reading — told me how to conduct myself at lectures — what society to cultivate — what to avoid — and, in short, pointed out the way to acquire the good things attainable in the University. From a natural dislike to ad- vice, or some other undefinable feeling, I was happy to escape from the condescensions of this very worthy Senior, and accordingly, so soon as he gave over pressing me to stay, I gave him the slip, hurried to my lodgings, and, sitting down to Euclid and the 'Ewra Itt\ Qrt(3a^ of iEschylus, sat STUDY. 115 up till four in the morning, preparing for lectures which were to commence the day ensuing. From the time I could lisp a syllable, I had felt an insuperable love of knowledge, so much so, that at three years of age I read English, and long before children are taught to write, I used to copy, with a silver-spoon I had purloined, all the writing, con- sisting of memorandums, &c. I could find about the house called Linwood-hall, upon the walls of an unfrequented (because supposed to be haunted) part of that spacious mansion. I never could then prevail upon my father or mother to let me have the use of pen and ink, for fear of spoiling my bibs and frocks, and thus at the expense of a little silver, I acquired a tolerably correct notion of forming the letters of the alphabet — and I will venture to assert, a much more correct one than ever Dr. Parr and some other distinguished pen- men ever acquired ; unless, indeed, which I half suspect, their calligraphy was affectation. My family tell me to this day, and I recollect the circumstance perfectly well, that when afflicted so as to be blind for fifteen days, my only consola- tion was, to know that my little juvenile library, consisting of about twenty volumes, one of which, I recollect, was entitled “ Wisdom in Miniature,” i 2 116 LECTURES. was constantly within my reach. At this early age, I was nick-named by my little sisters “ The Parson ” and they used to take a delight in hiding my books, in order to make a play-fellow of me. But my love for learning was irresistible. It overcame all obstacles. Learn I would, and with- out giving the reader a tiresome detail of the various schemes I devised to gratify this passion — how I first found my way to school — how, from being the head of one school, I transferred myself three several times to others, each time exhausting the stock of the master — suffice it to say, that up to this commencement of my literary career in the University, my ardour glowed with undiminished energy. After chapel I had scarcely time to breakfast before St. Mary's struck nine — the hour for the Mathematical Lecture. Palpitating at all points, I “ wended my way” to the Lecture-room, which presently received about a hundred of us, Sizars, Pensioners, Fellow-commoners, and Noblemen, seating themselves indiscriminately at the several desks, which were amply supplied with all the im- plements of scribbling — pens, ink, and foolscap. The Lecturer was elevated at a sort of rostrum, to produce, no doubt, an impression upon the youth- LECTURES. 117 ful group, as to the dignity and importance of his duties. All was silent as the grave, each and every one of us, marvelling in breathless suspense, and eyeing each other with most funking physiognomy, when Mr. Brown very learnedly inquired of us, one by one, if we knew our own names. The first gentleman addressed, foreseeing that the porten- tous question was about to be popped to him, turned pale as ashes, and with some difficulty pronounced the word most familiar to him. The rest grew gradually more courageous, insomuch that the last one did positively not once quake nor quiver. Mr* B. having thus formed a nomenclature of the assembly, and glanced his eyes around him for some minutes, to associate the name with the person, he proceeded to inquire if we had furnished ourselves with a case of mathematical instruments. Out flew, with something like the precision of soldiery, a case before each man, with scarcely a defaulter ; when the learned Lecturer, with a nondescript smile playing about his countenance, said, “ I am glad, gentlemen, to see you come to lecture thus prepared, because it augurs well you will not be wanting in other respects ; but I must 118 LECTURES. inform you, these implements are here super- fluous, inasmuch as in the theory we are about to expound, there are none other than straight lines and circles. Now all of you can draw a straight line, I should hope, and as to the circle it is thus described” — placing his little finger of the right- hand firmly on the paper, and at the same time moving the paper round it so as to come in con- tact with the pen during the entire revolution. “ Thus you see, gentlemen, you may omit bring- ing your instruments hither in future, and those gentlemen, also, who have slates before them, will be pleased to bring them no more, paper being the only thing scribbled upon, in order to prepare for the use of it at the Examina- tions. Very good. This being the first day, I shall dismiss you thus early, and hope to see every one of you at the same hour to-morrow, so pre- pared in Euclid, as to demonstrate viva voce , when called upon promiscuously, any proposition in the first book I may think proper to fix upon. Very good. Good morning, gentlemen.” The first Lecture in Mathematics being thus abruptly terminated, we had just time to trudge home with the slates and instruments, and take LECTURES. ] 19 a turn or two in the walks to stretch our under- standings, when the two-tongued* bell of Trinity gave us a duplicate of the hour of ten — the summons for attending the Greek Lecturer, in the room immediately over the former. Here we found Professor Monk, now Dean of Peterboro' > , prepared to give us a reception something similar to that of Mr. Brown. After having ascertained our names with great precision, and taken care to inform us he shall hope to find us the next day at the same hour, prepared to construe any part of the opening of the u Seven against Thebes,” to give the geo- graphy of the scenes in it, and the history of the dramatis personae, events, and allusions, Professor Monk broke up the assembly by, “ I hope, gen- tlemen, your attendance will be regular throughout the term. Good morning to you, gentlemen.” * St. John's College having no clock, and Trinity one which twice tells the hour — the first time in a deep bass, and the second in a squeaking treble, — something like a Pig in a Gate ; the Johnian Freshman, yea, and some of the Sophs even, from a tacit sense of their inferiority, and perhaps from sympathy, do oft adopt the latter as their own time-teller. This mistake is the more natural, from the juxta-position of the two colleges. 120 LECTURES. The Lectures for the day being over, we dis- persed in all directions, something like a regiment after a review in the Park. Having no more sights to see, and, from the expectations expressed by both the Lecturers, much to prepare for the next day’s Lectures, I went as straight homewards as the irregular streets and lanes of the ancient town of Cambridge would permit, and soon found myself surrounded by such books as I had pro- cured from the Public Library (this is done, as I have already intimated, under the rose, by the con- nivance of some M. A.), from Trinity Library, and from Maps’ excellent Circulating Library. Those recommended by the Tutor, Mr. Hudson, for the Greek play, were Porson’s Hecuba, the preface containing the most valuable Treatise ever written on the Greek Metres, Barlow Seale’s and Herman’s more lengthy discussions of the same subject — Burney’s Tentamen de Metris (being nothing worth) having no place in my col- lection. Scapula’s Lexicon, Dawe’s Miscellanea Critica, Bentley’s Phalaris, the Travels of Ana- charsis, Hoogeveen’s Particularum Doctrina, Boss’s Ellipses, Franklin’s Translation of Sopho- cles (for its prefatory matter relating to the Gre- cian Stage), Cumberland’s Observer (for the same LECTURES. 121 use as the work last-named)* Brumoy’s Greek Theatre, Tyrwhit’s Aristotle, Horace’s Ars Poetica, Gillies’s History of Greece (Mitford’s, I wished to have, but it was so expensive to pur- chase, and so much in request at the libraries, that I was compelled at first to put up with Gillie’s), D’Anville’s Ancient Atlas, Butler’s iEschylus (a more stupid chaos of confusion than which does not exist— areal “M iya j3ij3Xlov /ueya kcikov ”), and finally, the luminous and erudite comment upon the f E7rra £7rt Srifiag itself, by Dr. Blomfield, formed, as far as I can recollect, the remainder of the catalogue. Being a true patriot, and, therefore, desirous of circulating my knowledge, of whatever description, freely amongst my countrymen, I have thus en- deavoured to point out to such as have not enjoyed the advantages of an University education, the sources from which they can draw most information upon this one department of Grecian literature. Whether this catalogue prove useful I won’t be positive. Thus much is clear, that it is as enter- taining and instructive to the full, as is Homer’s catalogue of ships, and some other lists that might be named. Books like these, at Cambridge, I presently 122 BOOKS AND READING. perceived, from their thumb-worn exteriors, are not long on the shelf. From a real love of know- ledge, however, more than by this conviction, was I influenced in the determination I now made, of familiarizing myself with their contents. Strange representations of the indolence and igno- rance of students had been made to me by the clergy I had known in my native county ; which, however true they might be in their time, I soon discovered perfectly inapplicable to this enlightened period. A gentleman, educated at Oxford, had suggested the very best and shortest cut to emolu- ments, according to his Oxonian notions — a ge- neral habit of obsequiousness, and the patronage of the great. A worthy magistrate (rather a tyrannical one the rustics would say),- in the vici- nity of Peterboro’, used ever and anon to relate in my ear the singular (I should hope) and interesting fact, that at Clare-hall he had been elected Fellow - principally (if he had used the word solely it would have been more suitable) from the circum- stance, highly creditable to his devotional feelings, of his having never absented himself from chapel, night or morning, during the whole period of his residence. But these notions I saw at a glance, would, at Trinity, prove fallacious. It was clear CRAMMING. 123 as the sun, that the libraries in the University were not only shown, but used. Many of the volumes before me had the appearance of once having been splendidly bound, but in the course of a few years they had experienced so much rough handling, that a new coat was beginning to be absolutely necessary for the preservation of the bodies of them. Thus it was demonstrable, that for the good things around me there had been some competition. Rejoiced was I greatly in making this discovery, inasmuch as digging and delving for knowledge had ever jumped with my humour. To fagging I set to, therefore, with as keen a relish as ever alderman sat down to turtle. The first twenty propositions of Euclid, I forthwith u crammed,’" deeming this a quantum suff. for Johnny Brown, as he was affectionately called by all but Freshmen. I then proceeded to make like preparation for Professor Monk (we never used any darling diminutives in reference to that gentleman), and having made sure of con- struing the next day, if called upon, any stanza or stanzas of the Iambics, with which the first act commences, the next thing to be done was to pvail myself of the collateral information afforded me by the volumes above-mentioned. Thus occupied. 124 LECTURES. the dinner and chapel-bells having in the interval been duly attended to, I sat up till half-past three in the morning. Whilst musing over the chorusses, the strophes and antistrophes, analyzing csesuras and quasi-caesuras, I myself was being scanned by a fair household god- dess, who tripping into my presence, in the most celestial accents, breathed apprehension lest I should ruin my health by such midnight medi- tations, and looking unutterable things, a language I then less understood than Greek (and of this I was ignorant enough), hastily withdrew, covered with confusion. Joseph-like, I retired to my soli- tary pillow, dozing away the few hours that in- tervened before the hour of chapel. The hour of nine having now arrived, we again assembled at the Mathematical Lecture-room. Being seated, Mr. B. again went over the names, and praised our punctuality, there being not one absentee. After which, he asked, first one and then another, the several definitions of a point, a straight line, a curved line, a triangle, a square, a parallelogram, a pentagon, a circle, &c. &c. &c. and these questions being answered, with not more than fifty blunders, he came upon your humble ser- vant with, u Mr. W., what is meant by an axiom V LECTURES. 125 “ An axiom, Sir” (quoth I), “is a truth so self- evident, that its terms need only be expressed in language, to be universally understood and ad- mitted.” “ Very good, Sir, though not precisely in the language of Euclid. But what is the first axiom of Euclid, or of Geometry, as I may say, the terms being synonymous ?” “ Things which are equal to the same, are equal to one another.” “ Very good, Sir. What the second, and what the third ?” “ If equals be added to equals the sums are equal. If equals be taken from equals the re- mainders are equal.” “ Very good ?” Mr. B. next interrogated one and then another, until having got through the twelve axioms, or self-evident propositions, not one of which could we contradict, he gave a brief recapitulation of them, the definitions, and postulates, and con- cluded (or at least might have done) by the fol- lowing eulogium — “ These Definitions, Axioms, and Postulates, constitute, gentlemen, simple and self-evident as they are, the foundations of all Mathematical and 126 LECTURES. Philosophical science. Upon them as an imperish- able, and immoveable substratum, rests that tower* ing fabric of science, which reaches the remotest penetralia of the heavens. Step by step, gentle- men, we hence shall climb successively, as‘ by a tower of Babel, the several rounds of Geometry, of Algebra, of the Analytics generally, of Mechanics, and Optics, winding our way to the topmost pinnacle — Astronomy.” As I have already said, Mr. Brown, / little as he was given to heroics, either did, or did not deliver this speech. Certain it is, no London lecturer, none of those self-dubbed Professors, would have let slip such a glorious opportunity. After Mr. Brown had passed us over the “Asses’ Bridge, without any serious accident, and con- ducted us a few steps further into the first book, he dismissed us with many compliments, and a few Deductions,^ the latter of which, we were to “ prove,” by the next day, and bring back with us. It was now ten o’clock, and up stairs we therefore * The fifth Proposition is so called, or rather u Pons Asinorum,” from the difficulty with which many get over it. f Are propositions not given by the “ Book-work n but derivable from it. LECTURES. 127 iiew to gobble Greek with the Professor. Enthroned he sat, with “ head erect and all-important brow,” more vastly great, I ween, than ever looked iEschy- lus himself, or even those ancient schoolmasters, who spoke this u language of the Gods” — Aristotle, Socrates, or Plato. In his manner and person, the Professor was a striking contrast to the mathe- matical lecturer. Stiff and formal to a degree, he could never relax into a smile, much less could he endure anything bordering upon jocularity, however pleasant might be the subject of his lectures, or admit the slightest familiarity from these grown- up young gentlemen. Equally solicitous was he, to elevate his diction, and succeeded, so as to deliver himself in a style — to say the least of it — semi-bombastic. Like all other pickers of choice words and expressions, his voice, naturally harsh, although sonorous, would ever and anon dwell, not in the style of a sostenuto, but closely resembling the drone of a bagpipe, thus stealing time for the selection, and making his speech continuous. Mr. Brown, on the other hand, was as distinguished for the affability of his demeanour as for the ease and chasteness of his language. With the excep- tion of his favourite phrase of kind encouragement, 128 LECTURES. “ very good,” which from habit, I suppose, he often complimented even himself withal, his sen- tences, although on a less wordy subject, from being less forced and excogitated, greatly exceeded the Professor's in every natural grace, and conse- quently, were much more agreeable to the audience. By this comparison, I wish not to disparage, but merely express my opinions, as I have done, and shall do upon all other topics, with perfect independence. I am willing to give the Professor ample credit for his rare and extensive knowledge of Greek, by admitting him to be one of the first Greek scholars of this country, notwithstanding the slurs and sneers of that fellow Herman of Leipsic. His lectures I much profitted from, not only in the Greek play, but also from those on Herodotus, Livy, &c., which he subsequently delivered to the men of my year. But I have strayed a little. We were now listening to an oration from the Professor, on the origin and progress of the drama ; the substance of which, as I trust most of my readers are play- going people, I shall endeavour to recollect for them. “ Gentlemen (said the Professor), ere we com- LECTURES. 129 mence our criticisms upon the play before us, it will be proper to say a few words as to the nature, origin, and progress, of the Ancient Drama, generally. “ Tragedy appears, gentlemen, to have derived its name and origin from the Ancient Greek Festivals which w T ere celebrated in honor of Bacchus, in which extemporary verses, called Dithyrambs, conceived in an enthusiastic and inflated manner, were chanted. “ The word Tragedy is derived from rpayog a goaty the victim offered at these sacrifices, and which was likewise proposed as a prize to him who composed the best Dithyramb, joined with wSrj a song , thus forming the word, rpayip&a. But this was not used till the more advanced state of the drama. In its first rude state it was simply deno- minated icioptoSla (Iv KWfiaig wdri') the village sorig . “Next, a cask of wine was proposed as the prize, and from rpvya and o)$rj originated the appellation of rpvycpSia , song of the cask , the subject of which being of a humorous kind, hence arose Comedy. “ These village songs had amused the Athenians for some time; when, 536 years before Christ* there appeared, each at the head of a company of actors, Susarion and Thespis, both born in a small VOL. I. K 130 LECTURES. town of Attica, named Icaria— -the one on a kind of stage, the other in a cart. Susarion attacked the vices and absurdities of his time, and Thespis ascended to nobler subjects, taken from history. Thespis had, more than once, one of the singers mount on a table, where hymns only were sung, and form a dialogue with the chorus. From this hint he conceived the happy idea of introducing an actor, who, by simple recitals, should relieve the chorus, divide the action, and render it more inter- esting. This innovation, together with some other liberties, alarmed the legislator at Athens. Solon condemned a species of composition in which the ancient traditions were disguised by fictions. ‘ If we applaud falsehood in our public exhibitions/ (said he to Thespis) { we soon shall find that it will insinuate itself into our most sacred engagements/ The excessive approbation, however, with which both Thespis’ and Susarion’s pieces were received, rendered the foresight of Solon unavailing. The poets, who till then had used Dithyrambics and licentious satire, struck with the elegant forms which these began to assume, dedicated their time and talents to Tragedy and Comedy. Tragedy, soon after assumed greater variety. Horace in hi s Ars Poetica, says : LECTURES. 131 ‘ Ignotum Tragicae genus invenisse Camoenae Dicitur et Flaustris vexisse poemata Thespis Quae canerent, agerentque pemncti faecibus orae/ 66 Phrynicus, the disciple of Thespis, now flourish- ing, introduced women’s characters, and changed the metre from Trochaic to lambic. “ iEschylusnext introduced, in the four hundred and eightieth year before Christ, a dialogue between two persons, in which he interwove some interesting story ; and as the chorus now only held a subaltern station, he shortened its part considerably, and the songs no longer related to Bacchus, but to the story itself in which the actors were concerned. iEschylus also, greatly improved the scenery and decorations of the stage ; brought his actors into a regular and well-constructed theatre; raised his heroes on the Cothurnus , or Buskin ; invented Masques, and introduced splendid habits with long trains. To these improvements, Horace bears testimony in < personae pallaeque repertor honestse iEschylus, et modicis instravit pulpita tignis, Et docuit magnumque loqui, nitique Cothurno/' “ This father of tragedy had signalized himself at the battles of Marathon, Salamis, and Plataea. In his first Tragedies he introduced (as I have already said) a second actor, but copying Sophocles, then k 2 132 LECTURES. a new and younger dramatist, he introduced a third, and, sometimes, even a fourth. He is cen- sured for having admitted mutes into his plays. In one of his pieces, the 4 Eumenides,’ moreover, the infernal divinities appeared for the first time, with serpents entwined in their hair, and followed by a numerous retinue of dreadful spectres. It is said, at the sight of them, and the sound of their terrific howlings, terror struck the whole audience, women miscarried, and children expired through fear, which compelled the magistrates to reduce the number in the chorus, from fifty to fifteen. iEschy- lus exercised the actors in their action, by his own example. 4 c Being falsely accused of revealing the Eleusinian Mysteries in one of his tragedies, with difficulty he escaped from the fury of the populace, and yet he forgave their infatuated injustice because his life only had been in danger ; but seeing his rival Sophocles preferred, he exclaimed, 44 I must leave to time to restore my performances to the place they merit and abandoning his country, went to reside in Sicily, where king Hiero, loaded him with civility and honours. Here he died, at the age of seventy. The epitaph, written by himself was as follows : LECTURES. 133 * Here Res iEschylus, the son of Euphorion, born in Attica. He died in the Fertile country of Geta. The Persians and the woods of Marathon, will for ever Attest his Valour.’ 44 What I have already advanced, gentlemen, will give a general idea of ancient Tragedy, and the character of the warlike author of the 4 Seven against Thebes.’ During our progress through the Play itself, I shall offer other remarks, as they occur to me, more completely illustrative of the subject. I shall conclude these prefatory observations, with referring you to such works as will afford you the fullest information, viz. Franklin’s Translation of Sophocles, &c. &c.” The professor having brought his speech to a finish, requested the Honourable W. H. to construe, beginning with KAAMOT 7 toXltcu. After this gen- tleman had anglicised ten or a dozen verses with tolerable fluency and accuracy, considering thg agitation he evinced, he was interrogated as to the History, Geography, &c., and required to produce 44 parallel passages,” with much judgment on the part of the Professor, and he acquitted himself 44 as well as could be expected .” Mr. F., from Tate’s of Richmond, w r as next to construe ; who did somewhat better than the former ; and from the affectation of his pronunciation, (peculiar to the Tatians), of the diphthongs, which so abound in 134 LECTURES. Greek, excited much more surprise and observation. Next was singled cut a learned Scotsman (who in Scotland is not learned?), a Mr. D — ss, who being just imported, piping hot, from sweet Edin- burgh — that soi-disant u Modern Athens,” was expected to have the Greek at his fingers’ ends. But alas ! poor D. his instructors at the Mare- schal College Aberdeen, and High-School at the far-famed University of Edinbro’, had furnished his upper apartments very shabbily indeed. Like all others from the same quarter, whom I knew at Cambridge (and there were plenty of them), his construing was any thing but English — Erse most probably, and his notions of quantity in the syllables were such as to produce no difference, except an accidental one, between longs and shorts, between rj and f, w, o, — between diphthongs and vowels. A very worthy and prudent young gentle- man was this, and proud of as long a pedigree as would reach from Holy rood to St. James ; but like most of his bragging countrymen, as defi- cient in knowledge, properly so called, as could well be desired. This was not his fault, however, but that of the system of education adopted in Scotland. Every Cantab, who knows any thing ? knows full well, from the specimens every year ex- LECTURES. 135 hibiting at Cambridge, that the Scotch are a nation of pedants. — They skim the surface of lite- rature, indeed, but never reach the bottom — or to quit this metaphor, and take up Johnson’s 66 every one gets a mouthful of learning, but no one a belly full.” They disregard Pope’s old maxim, “ A little learning is a dangerous thing, Drink deep, or taste not the Castalian spring,” scarcely sipping the streams of knowledge. The consequence of which is, that if you fall in with a Scot, you get hold of a bore of a pedant ; who, first taking you for swine, casts his small stock of pearls before you, without mercy ; and then, upon your turning round upon him, and exposing the scantiness of his information, amuses you with a flaming account of the Latinity of ploughboys and milkmaids wooing in the pastorals of Virgil ; tells you the story of the admirable Crichton, with suit- able comments, and ends with a pompous rigma- role, about the wealth, honours, and erudition of Aberdeen, St. Andrew’s, Dumfries, Glasgow, and Edinbro’. This you must submit to, meet him where you may — except in Cambridge or Oxford, where, soon discovering his boasted learning to be but as sounding brass, or as a tinkling cymbal,” he never spouts it, but at the command of the 136 LECTURES, Lecturer or Examiner, and then, for the amuse- ment of the whole lecture-room. A few exhibi- tions of this kind, convince him, that the little he has acquired at Edinbro’ is so indigested, that the only remedy left him, is, to disgorge it. It sticks to him, however, with such pertinacity, that by the time he has effectually dislodged it, the three years of his noviciate have frittered away ; and all he can aspire to at the Senate-house exami- nation, is a place amongst the Apostles. All the world know the difficulty of divesting themselves of bad habits, whether in the ordinary affairs of life, or in the arts and sciences. All teachers on the violin, piano, in drawing, dancing, &c. &c., without an exception, prefer instructing pupils, ab origine , to taking them from the hands of incompetent masters— -so much have the latter class to unlearn . Just so is it at the English Uni- versities with the Scots, and from observation, as well as theory, the position is maintainable. During the lapse of something more than seven years I resided at Cambridge, and cannot recollect a single instance of a Scotchman, Scottishly educated prior to his entrance there, having succeeded to the honours or emoluments of Trinity. I disclaim all personal animosity against theindi- LECTURES. 137 vidua! Mr. D. whose deficiencies I have thus exposed, as a sample of those of the whole body of his country- men. I have merely hit upon him, because he was the first to exhibit them. I also deny the existence of any national pique or prejudice against the Scotch nation. That the Scotch are industrious, honest, and honourable, even to a proverb, I readily admit, having found them strictly so in all the intercourse I happily have had with them. They make excellent friends and neighbours even to Englishmen. I must, in short, confess, that, in all the relations of life, I deem them above my own countrymen. But much as I admire their moral and social prin- ciples, their pretensions to superiority over the Southrons in literature and science, I consider per- fectly contemptible ; imputable only to their com- parative ignorance. This is the true character of the Scottish literati in general. By the exceptions, such as, Maclaurin, Dugald Stewart, Robison, Brewster, &c., (Play- fair, I don’t think it would be fair play to call a genius) who were geniuses above the control of education, my argument, as the proverb says, is confirmed. Such being the extent of the usefulness of a 138 SCOTCH EDUCATION. Scotch education, what advantages are we to expect from an establishment in London, originating and progressing under the auspices of a handful of persons thus initiated ? It need scarcely be observed I allude to the projected London University, inasmuch as all must have noticed the striking circumstance, that the thing has been fathered by Campbell (without being the true progenitor, perhaps; for, according to some, Orator Henley has the first claim to that honour) fostered by Brough- am and Dr. Birkbeck the physician— Scottish all. Now, I should like to be informed, what just pre- tensions can this Poet, this Lawyer , or this Doctor, maintain as to the direction of the education of London ? By dint of uncommon perseverance, and good natural talents, for aught I know, each of the triumvirate has attained considerable pre-emi- nence in his proper profession ; but surely, because one can jingle rhymes, another cross the bumpkins, and the third sign a man’s doom in dog-latin, they are not to u rule the roast ” over the intellects of this huge metropolis. Permit it, ye. people of London, and ye reduce this magnificent, this glorious city, as to intellectual worth, to the level of u Modern Athens.” Scottish are the LONDON UNIVERSITY. 139 originators of the scheme, and their immediate disciples, nine out of ten, are Scottish. Who, then, are to fill the situations of Chancellor, Vice-chan- cellor, Professors, &c. (great names forsooth, for an establishment, the entire capital of which will fall far short of the annual income of either Uni- versity, properly so called) I would ask ? Why Scotchmen. No, I stand corrected —it being an equal chance, that a few dissenters at the instance of the great Mr. C-x , whom his friends of the London University address by the hacknied M. A. little as he is intitled to letters ; of the unpa- ralleled seceder from the Caledonian church Mr. F , &c. &c. &c. may have an opportunity of proselytizing ; and a dead certainty, that the radicals will have permanent stalls to Jesuitize in, inas- much as the abettors or patrons consist, almost without an exception, of these three classes of his majesty’s subjects. Scotticism, Dissenterism, and Radicalism, were never so closely united. But the two former classes will prove the dupes of the last — or the course things usually take will strangely alter. This disposition of the few situations being effected, after due jostling and scrambling for them, the only learning to be had for your subscription 140 LON DON UNIVERSITY. will be a “ mouthful,” whilst a u bellyful ” of disaffection to Church and King will be crammed into you gratuitously . If, however, the Scotch Lecturers should presume to teach Latin and Greek, what with their own brogue, their igno- rance of the “ longs and shorts ” above alluded to, and the cockney dialect of their pupils, we may anticipate as rare a compound of Attic refinement, as uncome-atable a jargon of incomprehensibleness, as ever mankind listened to. If an institution be established for the education of the cocknies, in the name of good sense let it begin with the beginning, and first engage Thelwall to teach them their letters — the difference between v and w, and between w and v. After this important ac- quisition is indisputably ascertained, call in a few writing-masters, accountants, and teachers of navi- gation and the use of the globes , and these, with a little reading of the Bible, under the surveillance of parents, on Sundays, and a few nocturnal lucu- brations over the luminous pages of the Mechanics’ Magazine, will prove amply sufficient for the suc- cessful prosecution of the occupations of those who cannot meet the expenses of the 66 finish” at Oxford or Cambridge. But from the Lecture-room of Trinity I have LECTURES. 141 deviated greatly, and I fear to little purpose, seeing the obsequiousness of Brougham and his associates to “ the Little/’ will operate much in the same way as does the same upon u the Great.” Both extremes thus meet in the middle. My uncle Toby saith, “ we shall see.” After 66 The X) — — ss” had figured away for a short time, the Professor “ called upon” some others promiscuously to 6C go on,” at certain pas™ sages, and assisting them with his own comments as they required assistance, he finally brought the second Lecture to a close, with a repetition of the request before delivered, of a full attendance on the morrow. Thus were we lectured throughout the October term, in Mathematics and in Classics, Mr. Brown drilling us through Euclid, and the Professor performing, and causing us to perform, in Greek Tragedy. The leading actors were Lefevre, Fisher, Lettsom, and another or two, with a host of mediocres, and a few candle-snuffers. For my own part, being weak in nerve, and not very ambi- tious of a display viva voce , I used to get in as obscure a part of the room as could be found* the consequence of which was, that I was (c put on” but seldom. On one occasion, I was desired to 142 LECTURES. begin with something which I turned into C6 the goats were bleating , &c.” The “ Hat-Fellow- commoner ?,# H te thereupon showing symp- toms of satisfaction, not having before heard the cry of goats called bleating , was politely reproved by Monk, who requested him to supply, if it were in his vocabulary, something more appropriate. This, the gentleman not being prepared for, the ridicule before bestowed upon me was speedily transferred to himself. The deductions from Euclid, I used to take as much pleasure in solving, as Mr. Brown did in proposing. On our delivering them up to him, after pointing out the merits of each “ man’s ” method, he concluded generally with a a neat and elegant short cut of his own,” and a “ very good.” i^bout the middle of this term Professor Monk gave out a subject whereon such as thought themselves competent might compose an ode either in Alcaics or Sapphics. I chose the former species of versification, and fabricated about fifty verses which, together with a copy from Le — ora and F- , had the honour of a particular notice. * Hat-Fellow-commoners differ from Cap-Fellow -com- moners from being remotely akin to the nobility, or the eldest sons of baronets. LECTURES. 143 This success had some small effect upon my “ weak mind,” and it also not a little elevated me in the estimation of my fellow-students, for that very day in the Library three of them, amongst whom was F , did me the honour of a self-introduc- tion. From this circumstance, coupled with the victory over the Fellow-commoner in his sheepish attack upon me, made my humility spring up a step or two, and I began to find that there really existed things inferior to myself. One man, Cr e, used to show off greatly in Euclid, by going through the numerous syllogisms of an in- tricate proposition, with a facility and accuracy that was at first passing all understanding, but by degrees the gentleman developed himself, and sunk into comparative insignificance. It presently appeared, that the Deductions he had no talent for, and it also came out, that wdien casually inter- rupted by Mr. B., who was scarcely able to keep pace with him, the same could seldom “ resume the thread of his discourse.” Thus the gentleman evinced strong memory and an indefatigable per- severance, but nothing very alarming to the rest of us as to intellect. Another man, possessed of such a wonderful memory that (as Dr. Valpy, of Reading , will inform you) he could recollect 144 LECTURES. nearly verbatim the whole of the speeches of a county or other public meeting (like Woodfall’s, his reports thus taken were always deemed the most correct), used to figure away with similar success. What is very extraordinary is, that a man thus highly gifted in one faculty, should ex- hibit nothing else uncommon. His classical at- tainments were respectable, but not such as with such a memory, and unremitting application to his studies, one would have anticipated. Spite of all his endeavours, and they were pretty strenuous, at the examinations he never could attain beyond the third class. In memory without an equal, yet as to vigour of understanding — as to those powers of the mind, whereby the meaning and beauties of the learned languages are compre- hended, and the subtle intricacies of scientific dis- quisition unravelled, he was of the third order. These anecdotes are related with no other view than to point out what is not known generally — the distihction between memory and intellect. To a scrutinizing observer, many other things almost as paradoxical present themselves. A Mr. S., whom I knew at one time, was, in conversation upon ordinary newspaper topics, nay, even in the whole range of Belles Lettres, a match for any MENTAL DISTINCTIONS. 145 one I ever met with. At the table he used to engross the conversation, dilating with eloquent volubility on all the passing events of the day — would discuss in most set phraseology the mea- sures of ministers, awarding to each his merits or delinquencies — run over the last New Novel, by the Author of Waverly, describing the beauties or sublimities of this or that particular passage — quote the poets, ancient and modern, from Milton down to Tommy Moore, interlarding en passant the effusions with anecdotes of the bards them- selves — dwell upon the style of architecture of some ancient cathedral, or curious ruins he went so many miles to inspect, with much more than the enthusiasm of a Sir Christopher Wren — out- herald the whole office as to the lineage and bearings of all the noble residents or strangers dining at the master’s table — in short, the gen- tleman was a walking Encyclopaedia (he is said to have read over the Britannica three times — I should rather say the small portion of it intelligible to him) in all those branches of knowledge about which you may talk on to eternity, in all sorts of opi- nions, without ever coming to any thing definitive. This man and another, whose initial is the same (now a troubler in the streams of Lethe), VOL. I. L 146 MENTAL DISTINCTIONS. although so eminently gifted with gab, so quali- fied to fill the fair sex with wonderment, had nevertheless no talent for argumentation, strictly so called, no power of penetrating below the sur- face of things. The former could never get into the mysteries of Euclid (I don't believe he passed the Pons Asinorum without many a halt and a stumble), spite of his anxious efforts to effect it. After reading Mathematics at the rate of fourteen hours a day, and upwards, for three years, instead of keeping an act in the more intri- cate propositions of Newton's Principia, he was still floundering in Euclid, and begged to be per- mitted to 46 keep” in Book the Eleventh. This he did 44 keep” in, and in it he would still have been keeping, had the Moderator made it a 44 sine qua non” that before he should descend from the rostrum, he should “ take off” one single argu- ment brought against him by Dominus Opponens. It was really pitiable to witness the 44 struggles of this poor student through Euclid.” At the end of his Freshman’s year, a few days prior to the General Examinations at Trinity, a friend of mine who kept in rooms distant from his by only a thin partition, was night after night amused with the gentleman’s self-examinations ? 44 Mr. S. (he SELF-EXAMINATIONS. 147 would speak aloud though by himself), will you have the goodness to go on at the forty-seventh proposition ?” — “ Yes, Sir, 111 endeavour so to do .” — “ First state, Sir, the Enunciation.” — “ Yes, Sir. If, upon each of the sides of a right- angled triangle there be described a square, that which is described upon the side subtending the right-angle is equal to the other two.” — “ Very well, indeed, Mr. S., but now give us the con- struction.”— “ Yes, Sir. Let ABC be a right- angled triangle, having the right angle BAC , the square described upon the side BC is equal to the squares described upon the sides BA, A C. On BC describe the square BDEC , and on BA, A C the squares GB, HC — upon my word, Sir, I forget the next step, but let me consider” — (looking at the book in his hand, I suppose) — “ and through A draw AL perpendicular to DE — no, I mean parallel to BD or CE, and join AD, FC .” — “ Very well again, Sir. Now for the Demonstration.” — “ Because each of the angles BAC, BAG, is a right angle, the two straight lines AC, AG, upon the opposite sides of AB, make with it at the point A the adjacent angles equal to two right angles — I beg pardon, Sir — then because AC and AG— I, I must l 2 148 SELF-EXAMINATIONS. apologize, Sir — but let me see — Oh ! this damned Euclid will kill me” (in an under tone of deep distress). The poor fellow thus went on through the whole demonstration, stumbling at every fresh syllogism, and then first apologizing to the imagined Examiner, and, alternately ending, with most piteous bewailings of his own shallow brain and with some dire denunciation at the unfathom- ableness of old Euclid’s. This man’s loquacious habits, had talked the worthy old gentleman, his father, into a firm con- viction, that the Senior Wranglership could onlybe withheld from his son through partiality, spite or malice ; and I am told, that is his conviction still, although, before he could pass the Senate House, he had been plucked as often as a Lincolnshire goose. After three several plucks, the moderators, out of sheer compassion, gave him his degree, which being his passport to the church, transferred his gabble to that establishment, of which he has long been a most “ Popular Preacher.”* * It is worthy remark, the fact being indisputable, that men having no ability except the sort possessed by Mr. S., do usually become u Popular Preachers” Failing of success at the University, where their talents are exactly appreciated, their only chance in reserve to gratify the PO PULA It PREACHERS. 149 There was also another man of singular capacity. He made great proficiency in classical learning natural vanity of man, is to thump themselves into some- thing extraordinary. If you ask after one of these good and useful servants, a year or two after he has left college, nine times in ten the reply will be, “ Oh, he is a Popular Preacher.” In my day, and I suppose it remains in statu quo, the terms Popular Preacher and Dunce were terms nearly synonymous. I recollect perfectly well these instances. “ Well D n, what has become of your friend L. ? I hope the poor fellow has succeeded with the Bishop better than he did in the Senate House. ” — “ God bless you, Sir, he is now a very great man, ‘preaching the gospel at York, to most numerous audiences. Thousands are after him revering even the hem of his garment. He is a Popular Preacher, Sir.” — “ No ! you don’t speak it?” — u ’Tis a fact; by the Pope, I swear it. But what’s the wonderment ? Why he sallied forth from the Senate House, a first-rate Apostle.” — “ Aye, so he did.” On another occasion, Mr. S. of Clare Hall, addressed me with, “ What has become of your friend, D s of Clare ? Has he used the Spoon to any purpose yet ?” — “ Yes, indeed has he. By dint of industry — that labor improbus which you and I so much lack — the young man has been ham- mering it into them at Leicester, in the shape of gospeliz- ing extemporaneously. He crams the sermons of others' by heart, as he confessed to me, and thus humbugs the spinners into a belief of his holding forth under the influ- ence of direct inspiration. Notwithstanding, and neverthe- -f- VOL. i. l 3 150 MENTAL DISTINCTIONS. carrying off all the medals and other prizes for Greek Odes, Epigrams, &c., and yet strive as he would, his head was of no use to him in the Mathe- matics. At his examination for B. A, the Moderator, having previously determined to give him his degree for his classical acquirements, laid before him a small scrap of paper, and without requiring him to solve any particular question, said, “ I will thank you, Mr. B., to write out upon that piece of paper all the mathematics you know.” The paper, being of greater superfices, though not more superficial, perhaps, than B/’s brain, it nearly remained a blank. less, to my certain knowledge he holds many “ Love Feasts ” with the spinning Jennies of that redoubtable place of industry. By these and other means, Sir, he has wriggled himself into favour with the Bishop of Lincoln, who has already given him a good living /’ — “ Aye, aye, the gentleman’s a ‘ Popular Preacher/ But where hangs outK.?” — “Oh, let me see; he’s a ‘ Popular Preacher’ down in the north somewhere. I saw him in London a month ago, but there his auditors were all of the fair sex. He goes up to town twice a year for their edification.” — “ Then there’s his friend U— — , also one of the twelve.” — “He’s a Popular Preacher not far from Canterbury, and generally meets K. to assist in the mis- sionary schemes.” MENTAL DISTINCTIONS. 151 Another I knew gifted with as vigorous an intellect as any I ever fell in with, and yet as to the imaginative, inventive faculties, as barren as the desert. No Latin or Greek author could escape the powerful grasp of his understanding, and the intricacies even of Newton were equally within his reach. Nevertheless any thing original, whether in the Classics or Mathematics from him, were a for- lorn hope. This dearth of original conception this man now attributes to the study of the mathematics, “ which,” says he, [see 6 Struggles of a Senior Wrangler, 5 in the London Magazine] u dries up the fountains of the imagination.'” So much for Solomon. I have been led into this long-winded digression to explain to such as know it not already, that from mere conversation a man’s talents cannot possibly be duly ascertained. Innumerable are the literary impostors. Your Ir -gs and Flet rs will talk a man deaf, deluding even a Brougham into admiration of their Orations, but let their trashy raw nothingness once be committed to paper, and its true worth is speedily detected* People are in the habit of exclaiming, “ what a clever man “ how prodigiously learned, 55 of quacks in science, as well as in the cc Litera? 152 PATRONIZING. Humaniores,” who, were they to set to work upon a Cambridge Examination paper, (such as will soon be presented,) would verify full soon the saying before said, 44 empty things are most noisy.” Nothing very particular occurred during the First Term beyond what has been already related. We were pretty regular at Lectures, Hall, and Chapel— at which nothing very notable occurred. For the Lectures I 64 crammed” to the uttermost, seldom seeking repose from my labours till three in the morning ; so much collateral reading was necessary for the Greek play. Professor Monk perceiving my eagerness to distinguish myself, backed my endeavours by kindly tendering his powerful assistance in every way possible. Such books as I could not procure from the libraries, I had from his private selection. He gave me the run of his library, which in such books as Mitford’s Greece, the Travels of Anacharsis, and other expensive and useful works, proved highly advantageous to me. The Professor, moreover, conferred upon me a still greater favour in the loan of an extensive collection of Examination Papers, a treasure rarely to be had, because not purchase- able ; which, displaying the nature of the questions usually 44 set, ’’direct, by the nearest route, to aca- PATRONIZING. 153 demical distinctions. In short, both the Professor and Mr. Brown patronized me, and all others evincing the same enthusiastic ambition, with a kindness, and as it were fellow-feeling (their suc- cess in college was doubtless the result of equal energy) never to be forgotten. With regard to the Hall, I found such abun- dance of good cheer, that, although no gourmand, strong must have been the temptation to have seduced me into the culpability of an absence— save and except at supper. When very Fresh indeed, a good number of us used nightly to sup, to the immeasurable merriment of a few Sophs, who attended merely thus to be amused, and to play off a few tricks upon us. A Mr. Law, was lawless enough in these funniments. He used to call himself to the Chair with a semi-comical sort of countenance, and deal around his edicts as Chair- man, sometimes to the delight, but at other seasons to the discomfiture, if not to the dismay, of thq rustic convivialists. At dinner it is customary, except at three of the tables, the Fellows' 1 , the Bachelors' 1 , and the Scholars’, to run off, even masticating the last mouthful. But this queer fellow, Law, persuaded the Freshmen of my year, that, at supper, however might “ vary ” the appe- 154 DUTIES. tite or gullet of each individual, the time for gratifying it was a 66 constant quantity.*” After the farce had been played off some three or four nights, we saw through the flimsy humbug, and “ damned it . 57 For two whole months, having been forewarned by the Ex-Fellow of Clare Hall, and Northampton- shire magistrate before alluded to, that the surest road to promotion lay through a regular attend- ance at Chapel, I never once was found wanting morning or evening at this muster-room. But, then discovering the real object of the thing — greatly at variance with the ostensible — I aban- doned the project, clearly seeing it would avail me nothing at the Examinations. On meeting this ante-diluvian adviser (his notions were barbar- ous enough for that date) soon after, on the lawn of King’s College, the first shock I gave him, arose from the strings in front of my gown being untied; and the second, which caused uplifting of hands in despair, was an acknowledgment of these aberrations from Chapel. During this term, my time was so much given to study, that little had I to spare for either amusements or other occupations. My contempo- raries were most of them as profitably engaged, COLLEGE FRIENDSHIPS. 155 or at least, those of them whose society I was desirous of, and consequently I did not greatly extend the circle of my acquaintance. Besides those to whom I had introductions from the country, a few others one after another dropt in from some odd circumstance or other. The man of the “ wonderful memory,” already spoken of, lodging in the same street, and therefore oft coming in contact to and fro Chapel, Lectures, and Hall, did, after many attempts, (the same being visible enough from his sidelong glances), break in upon my musings with some weather-wise observation ; which I responding to, a tete a tete commenced, so edifying and mutually agreeable that the turn up of the thing was a u Tea and Turn-Out” at his rooms that very evening. A friendship thus begun, lasted for several years, and far as we are apart, does still continue (for aught I know, or feel) with unabated fervency. Some intimacies also grew out of casualties at lectures, and other places of public resort. In a word, amongst so many youths equally claiming the rank of gentle- men, and unsophisticated as to the formalities of after life, there is so little pride and ceremony that to them the old proverb “ Pares cum paribus facillime congregantur.” 156 COMMEMORATION RAY. the best translation of which is, “ Birds of a feather With ease flock together,” is peculiarly applicable. At the close of the October Term, as it is called, we have public concerts, conducted usually in the Town Hall, by the Professor of Music, several of the Prime Dons and Prima Donnas of the metropolis being present, as well as first-rate instrumentalists. The day after these delectable and rational entertainments, Trinity gives a splendid dinner to every member of the college, inviting a ^reat number of the Noblemen and Fellows of other colleges; as likewise such dis- tinguished visitors as happen then to be on a tour to this attractive retreat of the Muses. This grand and sumptuous festival being given in honour of those benefactors who, for the good of their souls generally, bequeathed their estates for the good of the college, is denominated the Com- memoration. In the morning of “ The Com- memoration Day ” is delivered at the chapel a sermon, the fag end of which is a list of the names of these benefactors, and subsequently a declamation in English, upon some subject connected with the History of England, by him who has in the term COMMEMORATION DAY. 157 produced the best one, for which he receives Dr. Hooper’s prize of ten pounds, shaped into a silver goblet, w T ith a suitable inscription. Some other ceremonies having been performed, at the hour of three, the company begin mounting the semi- circular rows of steps ascending to the skreens and hall, and presently afterwards, in obedience to the agreeable summons of the bell, each guest is seen skirmishing away to lighten the groaning tables of the good things that oppress them. Turtle, and all other fishy delicacies, haunches and pasties of venison, a baron of beef, and all sorts of such spe- cimens of baronial hospitality ; tarts and pufferies garnished and decorated with all the devices a cookship # of two thousand per annum could de- vise, and “ therefore,” as the Johnian and Mathe- matical part of the University would say, fitted to dislodge the spleen even from the most ascetic (Italics in writing “ equal” emphatics in pro- nunciation), and syllabubs and trifles towering above the weightier whipables or whipupables in light airy frothiness. The head tables are richly fur- * The Cookship of Trinity, although the Cook of my day found his way into the Gazette, is considered worth the mastership. 158 COMMEMORATION DAY. nished with the college plate, # consisting of dishes of all kinds and dimensions, tureens, covers, &c. &c., with bowls, stoups, and flaggons, “ worthy the wield” of Gog or Magog. These vasty vessels, each named by some gigantic appellation, foaming to the margin with rich audit, go the circuit of the tables, each man rising, and with both hands uplifting to his lips, as in the days of our mighty forefathers. Thus regale we on the * Each Fellow-commoner and Nobleman on quitting college presents a piece of plate with his name and armo- rial bearings engraven upon it, sometimes of very consi- derable value. Besides these presents many others occa- sionally fall in from volunteer benefactors, so that the accumulation now-a-days must be immense. Some ten or twelve years ago, a fellow named Kidman, in concert with a chimney-sweeper, contrived to make his way through a great number of bars, bolts, and locks, to these stores, and carried off a few boat loads down the Cam, and thence to London for the Jews. He also committed similar de- predations on the plate of Caius College and King’s, from the latter of which he bore away many valuable ancient coins. This man being apprehended, turned round upon his accomplice, hanged him, thereby escaping himself to Botany Bay, where, again intriguing, he was emancipated, and finally returned to the scene of his enormities, living at Cambridge by making alarums for calling the Gowns- men up to chapel. COMMEMORATION DAY. 159 Commemoration Day, the carousal being enlivened all the while by music, (many of those who per- formed at the concerts being retained for the pur- pose), from the gallery. The ladies, poor things, being too delicate for such mighty doings, do not honour the repast by their participation. They nevertheless become spectators of the fray, a gal- lery being appropriated to their reception, and by their winsome sympathizings do greatly enhance the glories achieved. The Noblemen decked in robes of golden sheen,* have hitherto monopolized the star-gazing of the fair angels above, but now another constel- lation being discovered, all eyes stand fixed upon it. Those Freshmen, Sophs, and Senior Sophs, who at the last Midsummer Examination became “ First- Class-Men,” are on this day publicly presented with a copy of books, such as Newton's Works, Shakspeare’s Works, &c. splendidly bound, with the college arms gilded at the back and on each cover. The First Class of each * The Trinity Noblemen on this day array themselves with their state dress, consisting of a bright purple silk gown, gorgeously embroidered throughout. The Johnian Noblemen are similarly attired, with the exception of the colour of the silk, which is not purple but white. 160 HONORS. year consists usually of from six to ten men, who are so much on a par, that the college deems them equally distinguished, arranging their names in the order of the alphabet only. Provided with these lists, the chapel-clerk stands with his wand of office, and in a loud voice first demands silence. All now rising to witness the approaching spec- tacle, the clerk pronounces the name of the Prize Man first on the list, “ Mr. A.” Mr. A., quiting his seat, marches the length of the hall up to the Dean, who, taking the prize in his hands, addresses Mr. A. with, “ In the name and on the behalf of the college, Mr. A., I present you with these volumes, as a memorial of the honour you have done yourself and the college, in the distinguished part you took at the last General Examination. On the next anniversary of this day, should, in the interim, your efforts be con- tinued, the college will be proud thus publicly to repeat these acknowledgments.” Mr. B. is next called, and receives like compliments, and so on through the remaining “ First-Class-Men.” A few other prizes for declamations, and for reading in chapel, are also publicly given on this occasion. During this interesting ceremony, so flattering to youthful ambition, and so wisely instituted by HONORS. 161 tbe-e^llege as a continual spur to exertion, all is still a$ death. The Prize-men themselves are not the only persons affected during their presenta- tion. Others you see pale and quivering with as much agitation as the very youth upon whom, as a focus, all sight is directed — some, influenced by the anticipation of like honours coming to their own lot — others dying with bitter disappointment — and many kindly sympathizing with the heroes of the day, and lauding internally the enlarged and liberal views of the college. Many a heart goes pit-a-pat at this exhibition. To complete the impression, there is only wanting the presence of the mothers that gave them suck. With the presentation end the festivities in the Hall. After a few draughts of the Audit, or a glass or two more of the wines, which of course are found on every table, the company disperse, the great ones proceeding to the Combination-room, and the under-graduates forming into groups, thus splitting as it were the huge assemblage into a number of small parties for further entertainment. The Hall thus cleared of the Gownsmen is to be the arena for a scene in more humble life. The college servants of every description, on this “ important day,” immediately set to upon the VOL. i. m 162 GOING DOWN. fragments of the feast, and doubtless the poor devils enjoy the second-hand treat with a goht equal to that of their betters, and something more uproariously. Such queer scenes we may surmise occur during these Saturnalia, that it would be almost worth while, in order to witness and describe them, to assume for a month the vocation of a gyp. Other colleges have their Commemoration-day, but as they never did me the honour of an invi- tation, I must decline saying aught about them, in praise or blame. They are sumptuous enough, no doubt, as far as they go, but not to be named in the same century with that at Trinity. This day being over, as likewise the Term, the Christmas vacation commences. The students who wish to go home, apply for an Exeat? which is a paper signed by the Tutor, Master, iand Dean. If the student have any Impositions on his hands, for “ ignorances or negligencies,” any one of these officers, by withholding his signature, prevents the completion and efficacy of this needful passport. Should all be right, he goes into the hall of the Master’s lodge, and there enters his name in a Ledger-looking folio, and the date of his Exeat . I was too far from home, and too fond of College Life to think of a departure myself, and VACATION. 163 sat down with as fixed a resolution to study, as though it were full Term. I took time by the forelock in cramming the subjects announced for the Lectures of the next Term. I availed myself to the full extent of the absence of so many men, in securing from the libraries (the books all u go in” at the end of each Term) the best books explanatory of those subjects, there being now less competition for them. The Classical subject was the XXI Book of Livy, relating to the achievements of that Napo- leon of the ancients — Hannibal. The Mathe- matical one — the first part of Algebra, was to be read according to Wood's elegant little Treatise. For the former, I got Drackenborck's excellent Commentaries, Hooke's Roman History, Polybius, and a number of other expensive works, more or less connected with the text. The latter I read along with Ludlam’s and Bridge’s more elementary Treatises. Not having yet acquired any relish for the Mathematics, because ignorant of their real importance, I greatly neglected them, bestow- ing nearly the whole of my time upon the Livy, or in practising versification or prose composition. Thus used I to plod on with the ancients, I may say, solely, never having entered upon science, m 2 164 GOING INTO COLLEGE. except as a task, until the commencement of the second year. I should be inclined to derive the term Soph from that circumstance, were it not a fact that many go through the University without ever coming to this saving knowledge. Hitherto had I remained in comfortable lodg- ings in King’s-street, incurring daily very consi- derable expense, but from a complication of disasters, the breaking of Sheath’s bank, at Boston, in Lincolnshire, which produced a failure also to five or six others at the same place, losses at sea, and other unforeseen misfortunes, my father's finances having become exhausted, I was obliged to retrench, and set about the thing in true earnest. I represented to the Tutor, Mr. Hudson, the deficiencies I anticipated, and re- quested him to procure me rooms gratis in the college. He kindly pointed out one set imme- diately over the clock, which from its click-clack, and other disagreeables, had not been “ kept in” since the time of the famous Bishop of Llandaff, Dr. Watson. These were in such a state of dilapidation, there being no paper to the walls, no doors, and in short, nothing valuable but a few old retorts and other chytnical engines, formerly the property of that distinguished philosopher, hobson’s choice.” 165 that the expense of fitting them up anew would have swallowed up my remaining resources. I therefore declined them. Mr. Hudson, however, did not here leave me, but showed me a single room in a turret of the Great Court, called Merton-hall Corner, commonly styled Mutton- hall Corner by the gyps and some other learned bodies. If you can exist in so narrow a compass, this you can have,” quoth Mr. II., leaving me, and at the same time making it a “ Hobson’s choice,”* by telling me none other than the two I had seen w r ere vacant, in the whole college. Dreary were my prospects out of college, and I therefore snapped at this only opportunity of “ coming into College,” The apartment was a * Few need be told that this man was a livery stable keeper to the Gownsmen of Cambridge, equally famous for entertainment to man and to horse. He was hos- pitable to a proverb, and such an even-handed man in his dealings and doings, that even his poor beasts reaped the benefits. The horse which had longest kept holiday was installed invariably nearest to the exit of the stable, and the first equestrian must either have him or none. Whence the proverb. In several houses at Cambridge you see paintings and prints of this “native” but the most durable monument to his memory is the one erected by himself — u Hobson’s Conduit” in the Market Place. 166 GOING INTO COLLEGE. regular Mathematical Polyhedron, in shape and feature closely resembling the cell of a bee, six being the number of its sides, and six the number of its angles. It is no violent stretch of imagina- tion, moreover, to suppose bees there be in the wide compass of creation, whose cells are as capa- cious. What say you, for instance, to the honey- sippers of those big-bodies, Jupiter or the Geor- gium ? But, “ to business,” saith the bee. Whether or no a bee did ever fill so large a man- sion, certain it is. that a bear has had that honour, seeing the identical domicile in question was on a time the residence of a “ brother Bruin.” I say 66 brother,” not because I have any right or title to claim the gentleman as a relative myself, but merely that thereupon I may ground a conjecture, not the most improbable in the world, that the illustrious Lord Byron had, for two reasons — the one arising from their close resemblance in dispo- sition, and the other from their more than fraternal affection. When Lord Byron was at Trinity, he kept in rooms on this staircase, round which you might drive a coach and six, and had, moreover, the use of the small Hexagonal one in the tower. His lordship used to parade the streets accompanied by an immense bear, following him like a dog. GOING INTO COLLEGE. 167 which bear had the sole use of the apartment in the turret. Poor Bruin peeping out one day from this retreat, bestowed so ardent an embrace upon a u small College-man,” that his lordship was constrained, at the suggestion of the Tutor, to “ cut” him. So attached, however, were this singular pair, that the whole power of the Tutor was scarcely able to divide them. Prior to taking possession of this tower, Mr. Pope being about to remove from Trinity to Emmanuel, by “ Bene-Discessit was desirous of taking my rooms in King-street, as being at a convenient distance from Emmanuel. Whilst I was preparing to quit, Mr. P. came and took up his residence with me. We dwelt in the same house for about a fortnight, during which time, many circumstances occurred, in which little acts of friendship could be exchanged to our mutual ad- vantage. Upon these, and a similarity of dispo- sition (I don't believe I shall offend him by this piece of self-commendation), was grounded a friendship that has never yet tottered for a moment, * This is a paper stating, in Latin, that you ’re a decent sort of a fellow, but can be spared. It is a sort of “ cha- racter from your last place.” 168 ROOM IN COLLEGIA. nor ever will. The only disagreements that arose between us were owing to his extravagance in Ma- thematical enthusiasm. When I used to be poring over the Greek or the Latin, Pope’s eye, 66 in a fine phrensy rolling,” would glance from such dull matter, and taking up Peacock’s Conic Sections, fall spouting them with the energy of a Pythoness. Thus interrupted by effusions not as yet in the least palatable to me, I used first to remonstrate, and the next moment fall a laughing at his holiness^ (so we called him) most unaccountable inspirations. At length, however, P. and I parting, to my tower I hied me, and there commenced a most vigorous and useful course of study, which I con- tinued for three or four months without interrup- tion. True, almost every day 66 after Hall,” my friends dropt in one after another in such numbers that my tower w T as completely besieged by them ; even to such an excess (if I may change the me- taphor), that many a time and oft have some de- parted, exclaiming all the way down stairs, “ An overflow, Sir — not even standing-room.” After a good round of merriment, one source of which used to consist in making free with my musical instru- ments, of w hich I had several — one scraping the fiddle, another blowing the flute, &c. &c., each STUDY AND LECTURES. 169 and every one in a different tune, if in a tune at all, this Babel-orchestra broke up of necessity, to go to chapel. On my return, with the door sported, the evening, like the morning, was wholly given to study. Thus employed, the vacation passed away imper- ceptibly. By the time lectures re-commenced I was prepared at all points in the subjects to be descanted upon by Professor Monk, and had also made some progress in Algebra. Bridge had somewhat facilitated the difficulties of this branch, but yet I was sadly deficient, and hardly skilful enough to ferret out the unknown quantity in a Simple Equation. Nothing occurred in either Lecture-room of very great moment. The Pro- fessor gave us excellent remarks upon Livy, and the same men took the lead in construing, that before shone conspicuously in the Play. The dis- tinction between “ Reading-men *' and “ Non- Reading-men ” began to manifest itself, as several of the latter class, consisting chiefly of Fellow-Com- moners, began to show symptoms of uneasiness and presently to absent themselves, even at the certainty of getting a reprimand, if not an Imposition, or a putting-out of Sizings and Commons. Those who were looking forward to the honors to be conferred 170 LECTURES. on the Commemoration-day, were eagerly catching every word, the moment it fell from the lips of the Lecturer, whilst the drones were either listlessly dozing into a sort of a nap, or else employed in sketching the phiz of the Lecturer. In the Mathematical-room, the defaulters were, for obvious reasons, still more numerous. Mr. Brown gave us daily a number of neat questions for solution the day following, and shewed great ingenuity in his ineffectual endeavours to bring Jemmy Wood and the numerous family of the Thickheads, to a better understanding. In the doctrine of propor- tions, a subject extremely embarrassing to these gentlemen, Mr. B. gave very numerous illustrations in order to shew that the things compared must be homogenous or of the same kind. One of these was, cc Do I make myself perfectly understood, Mr. D.?” — “ Not quite, Sir.*’* — “Til go over it again. You cannot state the terms of a propor- tion thus, 6 Ten pounds of sugar, are to twenty pounds of beef, as ten gallons of rum, to twenty gallons of ox-tail soup.’ No Sir, as reasonable would it be, for you to send your servant for your horse, into a field containing nothing but sheep. The terms must all be of one denomination. Do you now comprehend me, Mr. D .?” — “ I think I do, Sir.”— “ Very good.” PRIVATE TUTOR. 171 In this term a friend from the country sent me a sum of money, with a request that it should provide me with a private-tutor.^ Thereupon I waited upon the very best in the college, as was evident from the number he used yearly to drill into First-Class-Men — Mr. Brass. I represented to him my circumstances, acquainting him with the liberality of the gentleman alluded to, but Mr. Brass, although his pupillizing hours were all occupied, insisted upon stealing one more FROM SLEEP, OR OTHER RECREATIONS, TO BESTOW UPON ME GRATUITOUSLY. The hour of attendance, was to be from six in the morning, till seven— the hour of Chapel. Shivering with the cold every morning, was I visible to the few then on the peep, crossing over to this worthy * All Bachelors of Arts, who have also attained high honours in the Senate House — such as Senior Wrangler, Second Wrangler, or even Fifth Wrangler, receive pupils, giving to each, separately, an hour's instruction. The pay, as fixed by the University, is fourteen pounds each term, and thirty pounds for the long vacation. But Fellows of colleges, and others, who are in more request, usually charge twenty pounds for the term and fifty pounds for the long vacation. As some of these gentlemen receive a dozen pupils, their income thence arising must be about one thousand three hundred and twenty pounds. 172 PRIVATE TUTOR. Fellow’s rooms in the Great Court. In bed I generally found him, but the moment I made my entrance, the outer door being always open for my admission, out he would jump, with the most cheerful alacrity, and commence his invaluable instructions, without even waiting to put on hose, or unmentionables. He would first set me going by “ writing out” an elegant demonstration of some important proposition in algebra, such as Newton’s Binomial Theorem for instance. Having thus trimmed up some rough awkward process, he would next dress himself; occasionally, however, breaking forth from the bed-room, to know whether I “ stuck.” This being pretty often the case, his interruptions were not few. His choler would sometimes rise at my stupidity, but it speedily evaporated through the long-used vent-hole, “ God bless me, the man.” By the bye, Mr. Reader, if you should ever accustom yourself to tuition in the abstract sciences, unless you happen to be Job himself (and I don’t think that likely), you will find it necessary to adopt some such other venti- lator. But, as I left Mr. Brass at his toilet, he is by this time, I suppose, fully caparisoned. At it we used to go when together at the table with 6C the speed of thought’’ — that is as fast as my PRIVATE TUTOR. 173 understanding would carry me. Many were the good things T received from him, u written out,” in the clearest intelligible style possible, which, being unwilling that such generous high-minded conduct on the part of Mr. Brass should fall upon me solely, as regularly as I received his tit-bits, so often did I “ cram v them into the man with the wonderful memory . I cannot let slip this opportunity of relating another anecdote of this excellent and clever man. Whenever, during his college convivialities, he by chance got a little disguised (which was not oftener than once or twice a Term that I know of), roaming about the grass-plots he would “ let the soft out,” avowing most frankly his condition at Richmond, in Yorkshire, and concluding with a magnificent eulogium upon “ Old Trinity,” for having given him Honours, a Scholarship, and Fellowship, and for being the only institution in the world, where true learning is of no country, rank, or condition. A Mr. Buxton, whom we used to call Jedediah, in allusion to the celebrated person so called, was now about to quit his rooms in the cloisters. These I applied for, and leaving my little round-house, which I forsook, merely because it consisted of 174 PROSPECTS. but one apartment for the several purposes of gyp- room, parlour, drawing-room, and bed-room, I migrated to the first stair-case in the right hand Cloister of Neville’s Court. These rooms, although small, were a palace compared with the tower I had just abandoned. Although not so lofty also as that very elevated structure, from them I had much more extensive and agreeable prospects. Wide open to my view lay the walks of St. John’s and Trinity, the Cam winding its devious way down to Ely ; in the distance that vast Tu- mulus of the Romans called Castle Hill ; and close under my window, the Master’s gardens and the Fellows’ bowling-green. Many hours of pleasur- able recreation have I and my friends bewildered over these scenes. The sweet and ever amiable daughters of Dr. Mansel, bishop of Bristol, and Master of the College, in their playful and lamb- like antics, whilst meandering the beautiful shrub- beries of the garden — their affectionate fondling with the fine venerable old widower, I oft mused upon, with feelings of exquisite sympathy, deluding myself even into the reverie of being an actual participator of their elegant and tender endear- ments. Miss Fanny’s tricks and fantasies were, like herself, strikingly pretty and bewitching. In PATRONAGE. 175 these apartments, I had, indeed, not only the friendship of my dear defunct authors, and my fellow-students, but, moreover, what many of the latter would have given worlds for, the society, as it were, of the fairer part of one of the most lovely and interesting families in the kingdom. The greatest drawback to college-life, is this lack of the society of virtuous females. With prospects like these continually before me, I sought the still brighter ones in the lands of literary fame. I studied intensely ; seldom accepted invitations to dine, wine, or sup ; and was pretty regular in all my college duties. The consequence of all which, was so satisfactory a progress in my pre- parations for the June Examination, as pleasingly to remind me of the Commemoration-day. These exertions had also another satisfactory result. They attracted the notice, and secured the patronage of many eminent and worthy members of the college. The Vice-Master, Dr. Renouard, honoured me with his friendly approbation, and shewed substantial proofs of it, in procuring me an annual exhibition, appropriated to students from the Grammar- School at which I had been last educated. This having been unclaimed for some years, I had a good round sum placed in the three per cents, to 176 PATRONAGE. receive immediately.* Mr. Sharpe also did me the signal service of procuring from a wealthy anony- mous friend of his (I half suspect it came direct from himself), an annuity during my undergra- duateship, of thirty pounds, and also introduced me to some worthy and clever men, Tutors and Lecturers of other colleges, from whose kindness and affability, in allowing me the run of their libraries and tutorial MSS. I derived much valuable assis- tance. This gentleman is, of all the persons I have had to do with in the struggles of life, the most amiable in private — the most conscientious in * I did not then sell out, but waited until the long vacation, when, being in London, and meeting the Doctor at Hutton’s great sale of mathematical books, we trudged away to a broker’s for that purpose. On the road I had much divertisement and instruction from this singular character. Falling in with two or three thousand charity children going to St. Paul’s, it so embarrassed and amused the worthy old toddler, that my risible nerves were constantly in action. He also took me to several emi- nent individuals, amongst whom was Dolland in St. Paul’s Church-yard, advising me, should I ever become a star-gazer to purchase my telescopes of him — told me many anecdotes of the great inventor of the Achromatic glasses, &c., one of which was connected with the place where he breeds his spiders to spin out for him the threads dividing the lenses of his instruments. PATRONAGE, 177 the public discharge of his sacred functions — the most unostentatiously generous and profuse in kind actions — in short, the best man. “ Gentle- man Peacock,” as he was called, by no misnomer, also did me much kind service. In a word, I dis- covered very shortly the important truth, that if a man exhibit a strong desire to distinguish himself and an intellect vigorous enough to render his exertions available , there is scarcely a Fellow of Trinity who will not hold out a helping hand— who will not strive hard to make him one of them. Pleasant and retired as were these apartments, and unremitting as were my studies, a month or two had elapsed ere I was perfectly at my ease. A Fellow-Commoner in the rooms below, having, or being unwilling to have, no better occupation, from morn till midnight, amused himself, hut greatly misamused others, in scraping his initiations on the violoncello. Whenever engaged upon a light, airy subject, I heeded not his screech-owl- ings ; but the moment a perplexity arose, requiring the energies of the mind united, then, indeed, losing sight of the impotency of my own reasoning faculties, and listening to every groan of the instrument, I pronounced it an intolerable nuisance. To remove it I devised several expedients. I tol. j. n 178 NUISANCES. the gentleman a Valentine, descanting, in verses not very courteous or musical to his ear, upon the “ Bass Fiddle, and Baser Fiddler/’ but all would not do. Thus continuing to torment the Cat-gut, he evinced no bowels of compassion, as a Johnian would pun it, for his neighbours. At length a light coming across me that his chimney held communication with mine, and the fact being clearly ascertained, whenever he fell a scraping, I used to stuff the head of an old broom into the hole, thereby putting an end to the said communi- cation and sending back the smoke from whence it came. This having no other vent, speedily “ spoilt his fiddling, ” obliging him first, to open windows, and presently afterwards to run out with cap and gown to other men’s rooms. The stoppage of smoke and music being repeated whenever the renewal of the latter was attempted, the empty- bottle soon got other quarters, (thinking, no doubt, the place was haunted,) and I a better neighbour. By this time, the society I had formed was becoming rather too numerous to be useful. I had good-naturedly admitted into my coterie gay non- reading men, as well as such as by their conversa- tion were capable of communicating to me the ideas they had themselves acquired by labours NUISANCES. 179 similar to my own. The latter had neither time nor money to squander away, but of learning, the more profuse they were, the more it reciprocated back to them, accumulating on the way like a snow-ball. The gay-men not only ruin themselves and their parents, but are indirectly the cause of it to those, in many instances, who, but for them, would never diverge from the way to wealth, fame, and happiness. On one occasion, only, during the first three Terms, was I seduced into any irregu* larity. Calling one day, upon that gay, dissipated and reckless county-man of mine, Tom M — - — d at his rooms at old Newby’s, Thomas having just received some hampers of wine from his papa, insisted on our cracking a bottle by way of a sample. But being unseasoned to libations so potent, the first bottle so much worked upwards, deranging that rudder of the man, reason, that I lost all power of resistance, the wicked fellow pouring the wine into me ad libitum . Without going into a detail of the consequences, which, as Jemmy Wood once said of a certain agreeable prescription, made him by his friend, Sir Isaac Pennington, were “ beastly,” I shall “ cut ” the subject, by saying, such murderers of time and n 2 180 SOCIETY. health, for a long time afterwards, I shunned as I would an assassin. The society I now cultivated was worth the trouble. A community of feelings and prospects produced in many instances the strongest attach- ments, especially between those whose interests would not directly clash. At table, at Lectures, and at Chapel, wherever we assembled, the one had always something diverting or instructive to tell the other. Thus by mixing with other labourers in the field of science, or literature, you avail yourself even of their industry. You become one of a joint-stock- company, (not such as the projected cockney college promises to be, wherein the social meetings here spoken of can never take place,) but calculated to produce to each individual composing it, just as many times the treasure he alone could gather, as there are members. This condensation of time, labour, and intellect, must necessarily result to societies friendly and communicative, thus constituted. On this plan was mine formed, and such to me were the consequences. We formed, as it were, an atmosphere of knowledge, giving health and strength to the mind of every one, breathing freely of it. The “ gay-men/’ even. TRINITY FELLOWS. 181 never stumble upon it without being mentally invigorated. The company of which I was a mem- ber, although now scattered abroad throughout the kingdom — one half-way to a bishoprick— another on the road to succeed the lord chancellor, and so on-^-for a considerable time, proceeded very prosper- ously, and ultimately separated only with the view of circulating their treasures throughout the empire. On some few occasions, about this time, (rare honour for “ a man of my standing” was it), I was by Mr. Peacock introduced to parties consisting of F ello ws of the college. Every word spoken by them was eagerly listened to on my part, and of course I obtruded nothing from my own head, then com- paratively empty. As on this occasion, so through- out my life, I have always had a stronger love of learning than of teaching. With merely one friend I can talk as much as he, be he who he may ; but bring me into contact with more, and you may open my ears indeed, but close my lips. I have ever entertained the idea, that if you have any thing valuable to communicate, you need not be anxious to spout it in company, except the conver- sation would flag without it — but publish it. The conversation of the Fellows of Trinity, known to 182 FAGGING. be the most learned body of men, taken collectively, in the world, is precisely of this class, and they would do the public most signal service were they oftener to go to press with their knowledge. This is not to be expected, however, it being something of a phenomenon to see independent Literati turn- ing from the luxury of learning to the drudgery of scribbling. This second Term having elapsed, the Easter vacation commenced, which, however, proved no holiday for me. Still bent upon being some- body, the way thereunto through First-Classes, Scholarships, and Fellowships, being clearly wide open to me, my only delight consisted in reading all the books that could, in the slightest degree, perform the office of a guide. I read ; I conversed with my seniors; I borrowed their books and their MSS. ; in short, I gleaned knowledge from every field I could get at, in some of which had been let fall many a handful. Brighter and brighter still grew my prospects, my friends increasing both in number and means to serve me, so that the in- ducements to remain in college during the vacation greatly preponderated over my desire to visit my friends in the country. I just ran up to town, indeed, to get cash out of the funds, as I have al- BIBLIOMANIACS. 183 ready intimated, but London, with all its wonders, containing for one man of learning ten thousand ignoramuses, and these “ needles in a bottle of hay’* rather uncomeatable, I soon turned my back upon it for Cambridge. Quickly as run the Cambridge coaches, so eagerly went my thoughts towards my snug retreat in the Cloisters of Trinity, that the Fly was but a snail in my imagination. This vacation being for only a fortnight, very few men “ went down.” The consequence of which, to me, was considerable inconvenience as to books from the Libraries. At the hour of ten, on the first day of the opening of Trinity Library, I found the entrance in the Cloisters beset by an ocean of pale countenances undulating to and fro with each succeeding effort to get fore* most. Immediately the doors flew open in rushed the torrent, fifty perhaps wanting the same iden- tical book. Such was the eagerness displayed by all, that some tripped up in ascending the lofty stairs, others stumbled over them, caps and gowns flying in most irreverent unacademical confusion. u But necessity has no law,” and 66 cares not a fig for fine feathers.” Books many wanted I, but being short-legged and weak-muscled, brought up just in time to meet them on their way out of the Library. 184 books. A sad drawback was this likely to be. Ths Subjects for Lectures in the Third Term, were the Eighth Muse of Herodotus, and Plane Trigo- nometry. Woodhouse’s excellent book on Trigo- nometry, although a compilation from the French authors, and the first of the “ Neto System” in- troduced by this distinguished Mathematician, I purchased forthwit h for a few shillings. But long as I mused with Thalia, as to the expense of forming an intimate acquaintance with her, the jade made me “ down on the nailj” aye, twenty good pounds and upwards. LarcheFs Commentary was indispensably necessary, as containing so much valuable criticism, and more valuable dissertation on the geography of the places, and chronology of the events described by this Father of History. But so devoted was my mihd, and consequently my purse, to the thing, that every work likely to aid me was at all hazards either bought or borrowed. Professor Monk lent his assistance with his Usual politeness, and I was also indebted to some others, although in a less degree. Well, Lectures again commence, and proceed much as before. The weather being fine, and the spring somewhat advanced, maugre 6 4 Imposi- tions,” 66 Puttings out of Sizings and Commons” FALLING OFF AT LECTURES. 185 (by the way, the latter is a term not oft to be pro- nounced in hot weather), the loungers of the Lec- ture-rooms, more particularly those of the Mathe- matical, do present but a scantling of a muster. Some are off to Newmarket a-la- tandem ; others are barouching to Bury*, Huntingdon, or Col- chester, to kick up a row at the ball ; a third party have trundled away to Chesterton* to learn the practical science of billiards ; a fourth gone a * A beautiful romantic village about two miles from Cambridge, on the banks of the Cam. It being just out of the jurisdiction of the University, billiard tables, which are permitted in the limits to the M. A. / class only, are here set up for the use of the junior orders of Gownsmen. At Oxford there are ho such foolish re- strictions. There are tables all over the town, the only control exercised over them by the University, being to have them closed like Christ Church, when u they hear the Mighty Tom . 77 If Cambridge would take a leaf out of her sister s book, and permit tables to be ereeted, with the proviso, that every night they close at the same given hour, the evils of gaming would be greatly diminished. Parties sometimes, as the system now goes, remain playing day and night for half a week at a time, cutting chapel, and all other duties, and, consequently, not only losing their time and money, but also getting into scrapes with the Dean, the Lecturer, and the Master. 186 GAY-MEN. u boating’’ to Cherry Hinton, Fen Ditton, or Grantchester, there to u swing on a gate all day and eat fat bacon” with the clodpoles, until, kissing the pretty rustic maidens, their sweethearts go near to skewer them with the pitchforks, and actually break their knowledge -boxes and, to come nearer home, a fifth cricketing on Parker’s Piece, or racketing away in the Tennis Court. The sons of indolence being thus engaged, the Lecture-rooms are refined from the dross — from the empty bottles — from “ the skim and refuge,” as I may say with Tabitha, of the college, and there now remain but sterling men of metal. Without troubling the reader with Trigono- metry, by showing him how to measure the alti- tude of St. Paul’s at the distance of twenty miles from it — how to get at the depth of a well without sounding it — to ascertain the breadth of a river whilst musing along one of its margins, suffice it to say, Mr. Brown convinced us that the processes * Many of these affrays occur in the villages. On one occasion, so worsted and maltreated were the Gownsmen, that a renewal of hostilities took place soon after, to the total rout and discomfiture of the raws, full fifty Gownsmen having rallied round the enemy, both by sea and land. A scene this to be witnessed — not described. FEVER. 187 of calculation effecting these wonders were sub- stantial truths and “ very good.” As to the en- tertaining novel of Herodotus, at least as true as those other historical ones by the Great Unknown, he either has read it, or ought so to have done. The Lectures had proceeded but a short time, when a fever breaking out at St. John’s and Jesus, threw the whole University into a sweat, and after two or three Gownsmen had gone aloft , the parents of the rest fell into such a fluster as threw the whole kingdom into a fermentation. Letters by loads reached the tutors of all colleges, instantly demanding, alive or dead, the restoration of their offspring ; when the Caput laying their heads in full conclave together, those of the faculty came to the wise conclusion, that the contagion was neither the chick-pox, small-pox, or the kci r VZo\riv fever, but one calculated at the same time to devastate the colleges and their own particular pockets. Whereupon a “ Grace passed,” complying with the demands from the country. Down flew the Gownsmen, ninety-nine in a hundred, of all ranks and ages, with more feverish precipitation than Newton* from the plague. * All the world has been told, that to a plague in Cam- bridge is due the sublimest of all discoveries, the law ac« 188 FEVER. For my part, conceiving the University more “ frightened than hurt,” and that in so large a body of youths, many of whom indulging in every excess, might have greatly impaired their unes- tablished constitutions, it appeared nothing extra- ordinary that two at the same time should be found “ diseased. ,> I would not budge an inch, although seriously remonstrated with by the Tutor for my obstinacy. A few others entertained the same views of the false alarm, and we yet mustered a society, on a small scale indeed, but yet very select we opined, seeing that we had seen through the fog, or, at all events, were bold enough to encounter it. The snobs were unani- mously of the same opinion, u it being as how” they would lose by the Grace some thousands per diem. Many of them, amongst whom was the most knowing of them all — Newby, our chapel clerk — asserted in direct terms, that although the Gownsmen certainly died, yet the “ Cam- cording to which every particle of matter gravitates towards every other particle. It drove Newton down into Lincolnshire, under an apple-tree, where the fall of an apple, (probably like the tortoise on the head of iEchylus, giving him a crack on the pate,) set it to work to divine the cause of such an effect. CONSEQUENCES OF THE FEVER. 189 bridge Fever'’ was got up by a knot of gay men, so inextricably involved in every way with the authorities, that had not the whole University been Rusticated, they themselves must have been Expelled. Be this as it may, the result to the tradesmen was deplorable enough. The whole town being dependent entirely upon the Gown, bankruptcies were frequent for some time after- wards. The ills resulting from “ The Fever” to the town, were perhaps not more serious than to the Univer- sity. Although the few students that remained dis- played heroism enough in the cause of literature, to stand the risk of a possible attack from the fever, yet were they not so firm and united against a more dangerous and potent enemy, Indolence. Having no June Examination, during this year, to prepare for — honours and prizes having vanished from before them, not entirely, but yet into the dim distance of more than a twelvemonth — all of us became by degrees as united in laziness, as we priorly had been in industry. During the first week or fortnight after the dissolution, we proceeded nearly as usual, from the momentum the great bodies had acquired, (as a Mathematician would, and as any other person 190 TOWN SOCIETY. would, if he could — say) but then we must be taking an airing round the suburbs — we must commence a promenading of the streets to be gazed at by the fair ones, who were now to make the most of the few of us yet remaining to them as did the Roman ladies on a similar emergency — * and, finally, the serenading system must have a beginning- To three respectablish families, I and my friend, the man with the ivonderful memory , contrived to introduce ourselves, and in their society beguiled away much valuable time, one evening going to tea — another to tea and sand- wiches — another to tea, sandwiches, and quadrilles — another to tea, sandwiches, quadrilles, and breakfast — another to tea, sandwiches, quadrilles, breakfast, and dinner, and so on ; it being rather adviseable to enter college before twelve, or to stay out all night, bribing the bed-maker next morning not to peach. The gates closed every night at ten, but nevertheless we might remain out up to twelve on payment of a small fine, which was levied in th* 3 weekly bills. After . twelve, all comers-in were put down by “ David, the porter' (perhaps it’s now “ Solomon, the porter”), into the black-book, which leads to a remonstrance — - sometimes, to an Imposition. Into this volume I 191 “ CUTTING GATES. never entered. My friend with the wonderful memory having also some knack at invention, dis- covered, after a time, that there was one hole amongst the hundreds in the grated windows under the library, looking out to the river and the walks, that was about a square inch larger than the others. Like all wise philosophers, he set about making the most of his discovery. One night three of us having been visiting till four, and not relishing any more of it, and much less the risk of an entry into the ledger at the porter’s lodge, M. conducted us round to the back of the walks which we first invaded, climbing over the lofty iron gates at the entrance of the long avenue of limes leading to the bridge, and having arrived at the other side of the said identical hole (if a hole can be said to have two sides — a fine subject for the schools and Metaphysicians that), he commenced a first attempt to insinuate himself through it. Aided by our advice, as well as pushes, he succeeded so far as to stick as fast as though he were in a blacksmith’s vice. In the utmost consternation at the conse- quences of detection, which now seemed inevitable, we pulled him and pushed him for a full half-hour, and were on the road for a blacksmith to remove the bars, when by one mighty effort of his own he 192 “ CUTTING GATES.” extricated himself, to the infinite joy of the whole trio. Another attempt, however, he made, and by putting through one arm only along with the head, he slipt through with much the same ease that a bullock does into the interior of a Boa Con- strictor. Being of smaller dimensions about the shoulders we passed with comparative facility. The man with the wonderful memory will never forget this escape, but may ever exclaim with the poet, Ah, me, what perils do environ The man that meddles with cold iron.” Through this creep-hole many a man besides the great inventor himself has evaded the direful consequences of u coming in late.” My plan being to tell all I know, I feel assured the rulers of Trinity will take no unhandsome advantage of my communications, to the inconvenience and dis- comfort of the present generation. If, however, they should attempt such treatment, success is by no means a certainty, as I much doubt me whe- ther they can hit upon the obnoxious hole in question. Another egress I could mention, through which it is said, many years ago, the same party, sallying SECOND YEAH. 183 out with the bottles they had just been converting into Fellow-commoners, as weapons, slew in battle one of the Townsmen* — but the subject makes me nervous. This sort of insanity was continued, with but few lucid intervals, for the whole of the period be- tween the Fever and the end of the Long Vacation in October. About the twentieth of that month, the coaches from all parts were bringing back to us the old faces they had run off with in such a fright, and also some hundreds of new ones, the property of as many Freshmen, all gazing as they entered, with much the like simple wonderment, I perceived, that I myself had exhibited to the amusement of the Seniors, just that day twelve- month. Some varieties there were in the blunders of the Freshmen, but not many worth relating. Two sucking Johnians (brothers, God bless them !) * Up to this period, the poor Fellow-commoners had all the dirty work of bruising to themselves, it would ap- pear. But the affair coming before a jury, the practice was condemned, although the Gownsman escaped the capital punishment. One of my schoolmasters, who was one of the number, not only showed me the way into college, but, visiting me in my third year, showed me this hole, thereby telling me how to get out of College* VOL. I. O 194 SECOND YEAH. had been humbugged, by some wicked old boar of their college, into a belief, that on the first day it was necessary for them, in order to show themselves to the University officers, to go in surplices (other men having gowns only), the whole round of the college chapels. Pursuant to which, sucking it all in, the innocent squeakers came to Trinity Chapel, seating themselves with such composure of manner and countenance as indicated most plainly they believed all was right. But just as they were beginning to feel quite at home, or rather to prefer the 44 Kennel” to their own 64 Stye/’ that old 44 Bull-dog,” the vice- master, sent orders to Newby to drive them out. Not to dwell upon these trifles, for which, being now a Junior Soph, I consider myself too impor- tant, having at any rate one class of men beneath me, the 44 Second Year” of my 44 Under-Graduate- ship” had now fairly commenced. The subjects for Lectures for the First Term being known, viz. in Classics, the Seventh Book of Thucydides — in Mathematics, the extensive and interesting one of Statics and Dynamics- — and the Library opening for the Term some days before the influx of Gownsmen, the few that had remained in college were enabled to get out such books as they wanted. PREPARATIONS. 195 I laid hold of Duker’s Thucydides with some dif- ficulty, and a number of books relating to the Peloponnesian War, with Lexicons and other helps. For the Mathematical department, I bought Wood ; and the Libraries furnished me with Parkinson, Gregory, and some others. Mr. Brass's excellent lessons, and the surprising powers and uses of Trigonometry, had given me, by this time, a most decided preference to the study of the sciences. I therefore laid hold of all the books likely to contain any portion of their boundless treasures. To complete myself in the First Part of Algebra, in which I now saw my deficiencies, I purchased Bland, and some others. Woodhouse in Trigonometry, was all complete in himself. Bridge's Mechanics for Problems I also looked over, along with Wood’s more scientific arrangement of the subject. In short, guided by a number of Examination Papers and MSS. of those above me (a sort of rare knowledge floating about the University and no where else), I picked and culled every thing that resembled these speci- mens. The Classical subject had also due attention paid to it. So elegant an author as Thucydides, who can peruse without pleasure ? My mind, however, had undergone such a revolution, that 195 TASTES. comparatively speaking, he was neglected. The doctrines of equilibrium and force, I could foresee, would lead, if properly pursued, to such interesting and ample results, that my soul was weaned in a mea- sure from the one study to the other. The more I read in Mathematics the more I rioted in the luxury of them, and could now bear a part with my friend Pope, in any fresh ecstatics he might have exhibited, even in that dullest (because of it& great difficulty in comparison with its uses), of all the Branches — Conic Sections. Pope, indeed, and myself had many a scientific tete-a-tete at this time — but it was generally in the “ working of Problems,” for which exercise, it being highly agreeable to one’s feelings to be able to do something more than merely read and understand the doings of others, I always have cherished a particular fondness. I felt, and know it for a truth, that without much exertion of this kind, depending mainly upon one’s own intellectual resources, a subject can never be thoroughly probed to the bottom. A thousand ideas spring up in the mind, as you thus put it into action, which an author cannot even suggest, so as to compress his matter into any reasonable compass. A person may be able to perform the music of ORIGINALITY. 197 the greatest composers with exquisite shill and ac- curacy, and yet, unless this same person has him- self laboured at compositions, a thousand beauties in science and genius will escape his observation. I assert it, without fear of contradiction, that Madame Catalan!, with all her wonderful execu- tion and taste, sings no fine piece of music, in which numerous traits of original conception are not beyond the power of her penetration. She, and all other syrens who merely warble the com- positions of others, may not inaptly be likened unto a cremona fiddle, which has many a fine tune in it ; but then who can bring them out ? Why the composer, and the composer only. Just so is it with the whole round of the sciences, and in an especial degree do these remarks apply to the most intricate of them— the Mathematics. I have known many instances wherein men of sound un- derstandings, after learning, so as to u write out” the entire “ book work” of all the branches, stick fast at the very first Deduction or Problem which required the use of the inventive faculties. Some few have no such powers of the mind, and yet can understand what they read. But others there are, to whom nature has been more liberal, who suffer- ing them to lie dormant, avail themselves but 198 LECTURES. little of her bounty. To such students 1 address myself, in recommending to their attention the above experience. Those who have seen, heard, felt, smelt, and tasted much— that is, made use of their senses, have usually something to say for themselves, if not for others . Whenever it occurs to me that I can digress from my narrative for the benefit of my reader, I shall take that liberty. The Lectures this term were still more thinly attended than ever, although there yet remained a good sprinkling of the Reading Men. The Non- reading Men now appeared to have rendered their presence a sort of forlorn hope with the Lecturers, for Impositions had become much less frequent than formerly. Rut we could do as well without as with them — “ tam bene sine quam cum f as Professor Farish had it in the schools. I was too well employed now to relapse into the indolent fooleries of the Long Vacation, but yet my exertions had much relaxed from the severity of my Freshman’s Year. Such discipline was, in fact, too rigid for the health of body and mind long to last. Late hours and little exercise (I could never walk out, merely for walkingVsake, not even with a friend) had shaken my nerves to such a DECLAMATIONS. 199 degree, that they were visibly affected. I now made up my mind, if possible, to restore them to their former tone, by keeping better hours, and by not studying more than eight hours a day upon an average, and kept my resolution, with a few deviations. In the Second Year each man has to compose two Declamations, one in Latin, and the other in English, upon some historical subject generally ; but, occasionally, in the other branches of polite literature. This he has to deliver a fortnight afterwards in the chapel, immediately after Evening Prayers, before the Dean, Head- Lecturer and all such others as happen to be present, and against an opponent right opposite. It is usually consi- dered a bore, this Declaiming, not only to the Declaimer himself, but also to the numerous audience — the former testifying the same by either gabbling it over like a goose, if he happen to be in nerve, or else bungling away as one afflicted with the palsy — and the latter evincing their im- patience to be off, by stamping the hoof like so many horses. Now and then, indeed, we have a Thel- * An officer who superintends, together with the Sub- lecturer and four Examiners, the General Examinations. 200 DECLAMATIONS. wall, a Sheridan, or some other sprout of an orator, who strains hard for a hearing, but there’s little or no respect for even these wordy persons, after the first ten minutes. The Reading Men are generally much annoyed at the interruption in their studies caused by these Declamations, and the Non -reading Men, poor fellows ! are generally so incompetent themselves to write, that they buy, beg, or borrow, the ideas of others. By them the vulgar saying, “ What will you take for your thoughts?” is not only often said, but said in earnest. The far-famed Jemmy Gordon (who was really an extraordinary character, and had been, prior to his love-crossings, possessed of fine abili- ties), for many years handsomely subsisted upon such applications. Now, as at school, those that work are obliged to aid those that will not work. Many an extra-hour have I expended in these services. On one occasion, I recollect, an old school-fellow of Jesus having just swopped away his name for “ House and Land,” and thereupon resolved (disregarding the old Proverb), to cut , dvayuyptw, and dis- tinguish between diroTEixi^u) and TrapaTEiyi^w. (2) Also the derivation and meaning of the following : ZwypeTv, KaraTrzTrXrixOai , IcroppoTrog, TTapav6pLY]pa, izarritys'ia, d7n)VTO}ioXl]KE(jav> dpyaio- Xoyuvy fioriOeiv, tKKXrj&ia, avri TrciXog, (in its different significations), vTrdaTrovSog. (3) Explain and accentuate the Scholiastic terms, TvapEK^aotg, ra E^rjg, (iIvittetcu, napeXKOv- T(i)g keigOu i, r} Siavoia, c here used? With what restrictions can it be so employed ? (3) Distinguish between £oq before a future participle generally — and when future participles are attended by verbs signifying array, or march in war. Cite an example of each from Thucy- dides. (4) Specify the principal usages of avtarryuLi and avadg av to avro bpoitog, £vav m rioig vrroaxuv. k«. EXAMINATION. 235 (3) fjv (c Trpariav ) ov$ dv p£TE7T£p\pav o i SvpaKOVGioi, d hcuvoQ EvOvg ekekelto' t/cavot yap avroL olopEvoc dvai, , dpa t av ipaOov riGGOvg ovTEg, /cat airoTETuyiGpivoi av riGav' ware, prjS\ d p£T£7T£p\pav, STL opolojg dv avTOvg w^eXeIv. §• pfl'. (4) rote tz yap hri\Eip{]paGLv uopwv ov k aTop- OovvTeg /cat Tovg gt paruvrac aftOopivovg Trj povy. vogol) te yap h tle%ovto tear dptyorspa, Trig re wpag tov iviavrov ravrric ovgy] g, tv y daOEVovGiv dvOpwiroL pdXioTa, /cat to ^a>piov dpa, ev wv ettlttXeov, rj aXXot , y gOclveto airwv, IXuLdog rt etl 7rapEL)(£, 7rovr]poTEpa tCjv G(j)ETEp(jJv egegOgl, rjv KapT£pd)Gl TTpOGKadrjpEVOL. pi 7. (6) 7roX£at raorate povaig t)Syi opoLOTpoirwg E7TEX0dvT£g, SrjpoKpaTOvpEvaig te, wgtteo /cat avTol Kal vavg /cat pEyWr) IxpvGaLg, ov SvvapEvoc ETTEVEyKEiv ovte ek 7roXiT£iag tl p£Taj3oXrjgrb Sid(po- pov avTolg, ty TrpOGy)yQVTO av, ovd ek 7rapaGK£vrig, TroXXtO KpELGGOVg, G(j)oXX6pEVOL Si Ta ItXeLCx), TCL TE •npo avTiov r^iropovv } Ka\, It raS/? ye rate vavalv 2 36 EXAMINATION. eKpart]6}](Tav, o ovk dv loovto, ttoAAcS Sr) pdAAov r)0vpovv. §. vL I. Correct the readings of the following passages, if necessary, and state the grounds of each alter- ation. (1 ) kcu, rjv prj (1) g rd^iGra i) g iav. ??. (2) inTELCri St rd Svo TEi\iGpara r)A'iGKOVTO, lv TOVTLO KCU 01 'SjVpdKOVGLOl ETVy^aVOV r/SlJ VLKWpEVOl, leal o l t£ avrdjv (j)EvyovTEg paov TrapErrAEVGav. §• k t'- v (3) dpu)g o\ rjv pd 77 qoge\ete rrjv yvidpr^v, rd plv, A IjGOVGlV Vpdg, WGTTEp KCU 7TpOTEpOV , rd St ( pOnGOvrai . le\ (4) 7rp6[3ard. te ndvra dnoAdjAEi kcu v: ToZ&yia. §• (5) Aoy 'l^egOe Sc, on adroi te 77oAig EvOvg Igte , oTTQi dv kclOe^tjOe, kcu uAAri odSt/nad/idc ra>v lv S ikeAui ovt dv ETTiovrag SeScuro pa^icog, odS’ dv iSpyOcvrag ttov t^avaarr/cmt. §. o^. At twelve the Hall is cleared, the examiners coming round to gather the scribbling of each examination. 237 man neatly folded up with the name written in large letters at the back. On quitting the Hall you are surrounded by a host of anxious friends pestering you with, “ Well, how have you done?” u Was it a stiff paper ?” “ Where is it ?” “ Lend it me for an hour or two v — the latter of which if you listen to, it is ten to one you never see it again, so treacherous are gownsmen’s memories as to returning examination papers. You then take a turn in the walks or the cloisters, once more going over your cram for the subject that’s to come on in the Afternoon. At half-past one the dinner takes place, which being swallowed without masti- gation, lasts but for a minute or tw T o, and the walks are again filled with the gownsmen “ cram- ming ” away as though the destinies of all man- kind hung upon the success of each individual of them. The hands of the college- clock now fast coming round to three, we again crowd the screens, and the doors of the hall being opened, a general rush ensues to the tables, the same agitating anxieties still prevailing. We were now examined viva-voce in Thucydides. Those who had been accustomed to the drilling of public schools, or who had well prepared themselves and were of strong nerves, went through the funking exhibition with 238 EXAMINATION. sufficient confidence, but not so those who were less fortunately constituted. Many, as the questions came round to them, sunk into the earth, almost — • were absolutely bereft of the use of their faculties for the moment, and scarcely able to give utterance to the jumble of ideas which they possessed. One poor fellow, a Scotchman, was in a pretty pickle. The examiner asked him to construe a certain passage, which he not being able to do except in the bungling way of these Athenians, the following colloquy ensued, “ Pray, Mr. -, how is it you cannot construe this easy passage ?” — iC I, I, I, I, am not prepared, Sir.”— “ That’s no excuse, Sir," considering that you have had the whole year before you to read the subject for this examination. Come, Sir, try again if you please.” Again essayed the gentleman, and again and again blundered and stumbled, now giving false pronun- ciation, longs for shorts, and shorts for longs, and then again mistaking the meaning of the text, fathering upon poor Thucydides all sorts of non- sense, until the examiner’s patience, and gentle- man-like feelings being fairly exhausted, he ex- claimed, “ Pray, Mr. , where have you been educated ?” — “ At the Maryshawl college (so he pronounced Mareschal) Aberdeen, Sir.”— “ Really, EXAMINATION. 239 Sir ? The place has a learned name truly, but you may tell your quondam tutor there, Sir, that here we must have the substance itself of learning.” The scene did not end here. I could relate the whole, but wish to shew mercy. Many other similar predicaments I might here describe, but the above one will serve as a specimen. Sometimes the examiners are apt to be too severe, but of such I know very few instances. Others will attempt to be witty. At a viva-voce examination, in St. Luke, I recollect Mr. Ashbridge, who was some- what given to punning and other facetiae, attacking Lynam (now preacher at the Magdalene) with, “ Can you tell me, Mr. L., who was king of Israel when Jonas was in the whale’s belly ?” — “ The Prince of Wales,” said Lynam, which being delivered instanter, disconcerted the examiner, and gave to the former a character for repartee at least equal to that of the latter. But I am forgetting my Freshmen, busy as they are, at the following “ Bill of the Play ” 240 EXAMINATION. HECUBA. A . (1) In what Olympiad, and where, was Euri- pides born ? How old were iEschylus and Sophocles at that time ? (2) From what circumstance did Euripides derive his name ? and who was his instructor ? (3) State the principal incidents of his life. (4) Where did he die, and what honours were paid to his memory ? (5) Give the opinions of some of the ancients on the respective merits of the three Tragedians. (6) Explain Aristotle’s meaning when he says of Euripides : TpayucwTctTog ye rwv 7ro ly\t£)v (jxxiverai. B . (1) State the origin and progress of tragedy with the improvements introduced by iEsehylus, Sophocles, and Euripides respectively. (2) . Give some account of the feasts at which the Tragic contests took place. What was the TerpaXoyta ? (3) Shew the distinct meaning of the terms, rpaywSta, rpuywSta, fcw/xtoSta, xopyyog, x°P°^ L ~ SadKaXog, Kopv(paiog vTTOKpirrjg , TrpwraywvujTrig, X°P 0V airav, X°P ov SfSovcu and x°P ov EXAMINATION. 241 (4) Of what number was the Tragic chorus composed at different periods ? Shew that the common reason assigned for diminishing that num- ber is false. (5) What were the principal duties of the chorus ? What are the advantages and disadvan- tages of its introduction in Tragedy ? (6) Explain the terms TrepiTrirsia, avayvwpiGig and 7 raOog. Can any of them be appropriated to the Hecuba ? C. (1) Give a short analysis of the plot of the Hecuba ? (2) W 7 here is the scene laid ? Quote the pas- sages on which you found your opinion. (3) From what subjects chiefly were the best Tragedies composed according to Aristotle? (4) What is there peculiar in the manner in which Euripides opens his plays? Quote the passage of Aristophanes which refers to this point. (5) What are the accounts given by Ovid and Virgil respecting the manner of Polydorus’s death ? (6) Arrange in the chronological order of their subjects, those plays of the three Tragedians now remaining, which refer to the Trojan war — and give an account of the plot of the Troades VOL, i. R 242 EXAMINATION. J>» (1) In an Iambic senary what feet are ad- missible, and in what places ? What are the rules laid down by Horace for this metre ? (2) What are the caesura, the quasi-caesura, and the pause ? Give instances of each from the Hecuba. (3) When is a system of anapaests most perfect ? What is the paraemiac, and why so called ? What is the anapaestic base ? Explain the term KCLi TTpOCTtoJTTOV TOU/X- 7 raXiv* V. 717. rifjiiiQ fitv ovv Iw/nv, oud i- ipavo/itv. V. 144. tr Ayapepvovog being yovarivv. v. 782. fiev'iag r dpiOjuto rd i rpiora tlov eplov (j)l\lOV. E. (1) What are the general laws of Greek ac- centuation ? (2) How are dissyllabic prepositions accentuated when placed before, and when after, the nouns, which they govern ? State the exceptions to the latter case, and the reason for them. EXAMINATION. 243 (3) Why is the last syllable of the Attic futures (77]jiiavw 9 zZeXb), &c. cireumflexed ? (4) Distinguish between enclitics and atonies. Write down the latter. (5) How is ec TT i accentuated in different parts of a sentence ? (6) Give the difference of meaning made by the diacritic marks in the following words : paviag and paviag . 7 telOoj and tteiQo). nomv and non iv. eitte and etTTf. veojv and veojv, opog and opoc* ovkovv . and ovkovv . aXXa and aXXa . (pcog and (jtdjg . erty a and oiya, iSov and ISov. Eipyeiv and zlpyziv. jStog and j3idg. F. Mention the customs and historical facts to which the subsequent passages severally allude; and illustrate them by quotations from Greek or Latin authors. (1) v. 147. Sel d ettlSeiv TV/uj 3oU TTpOTTSTri (j)OLVL(7(JOpEVa V dlpari irapdavov ek ^pvaotyopov Saprjc vaerpoj paXavavyei. (2) v. 571. dAA’ oi piv avrojv rrjv Oavovvav ek \^pdv (f)vXXoig e[ 3aXXov. EXAMINATION. 244 (3) v. 874. tl S' ; ov yvwuKtc £ tv avrbg xpvcrbv ev dopo ig exV And v. 1130. I UOVOV Se GVV TZKVOIGL fl UGUjei dopovg, tv aWog pi] rig elSdr] Ta$e, to be considered as exceptions to the general rule ? (2) With what tenses is av denoting condition- ality joined? Explain the force of the double civ in v. 359. €7 tut iGwg av Szgttotujv tojuLtov (jipevag TvxoifJL av, oGTig apyvpov p wy r\GtTai* (3) What cases do the following words respec- tively govern ? pepejiopai. (j)i\og, Xiav, Xvw, avrip, toroe and KaXog, (3) What is the quantity of the last syllable of Attic accusatives in a from nominatives in eve ? Are there any exceptions to this rule in the Hecuba ? M . (1) Translate into Latin Hexameters, the following lines. tl yap pe Set Zyv, p Trarrip pev riv ava% QpVJUV OKaVTUV' TOVTQ pOL TTpWTOV (3lov eireir iOptyOriv IXi tlSmv icoXuv in ro, fiacnXevcFi vvpQw, ZrfXov ov apnepbv yapuv e^oucr , orov cup evTiav r ayif^opat Seanoiva S\ r} Svarrjvog, TSatatcrtv tfv yvvat^i, 7ra pOevoig r cnrofiXeiTTog pera , tar] Oeyai, 7rXriv to tzarOaveiv povov * vvv S’ et/xt SovArj. irpura pev pe rovvopa Oaveiv tpav TiOrjaiv, ovk eluObg 6v’ £ 7 reir ’taug av Secnrorwv upuv (ppevag 7v\oip av, bang apyvpov p uviiatrai, TYlV*JLKTOp6g T£y T£p(t)V TToXXCjV, KiXaiV' 248 EXAMINATION. (2) And into Latin Lyrics : 7 rovot yap, icai irovwv civajKai icpdecroveg, KVKXovvrai. kolvov S ’ e ? Idiag dvoiag icaicbv ra 'Siifiovvfl'Bi ya oXWpiov e/uLoXs, av/uifpopd r cnr gAAcov ZKpLur] o eptg av ev log Kptvu rpiuadg jaaicapiyv 7 ralSag avrjp fiovrag, IttI COpl, KUl (pOVCO. Kul hflbJV juizXaOptov Xwfia* (TT£V£l Sfc Kai Tig ajUKjfi tov , eupoov Ei ipwrav A aicaiva rroXvSaKpvrog Iv Soaoig KOpa . ttoXiov t & tI tcpara /adrrjp tzkvojv Oavbvrojv rlOerai Xtpa? SpviTTZTai re 7rap£idv, Siaijutov ovv^a nOtplva oTrapaypolg, [Thin. Coll. 1816. The afternoon’s fag is a pretty considerable one, lasting from three till dusk. Men are allowed to continue scribbling as long as they can see. Quitting Hall this afternoon, my only immediate concern was, to catch some Freshman’s paper. EXAMINATION. 249 which having obtained, away I retired from the fatigues of the day, along with a knot of select friends, all inquisitive as to the number of ques- tions answered in the Paper of the morning, as well as to those propounded at the Viva Voce Exami- nation, to a slight supper and a good deep jorum of invigorating audit. Dismissing my guests at an early hour, after nodding over a little ammuni- tion for the renewal of the campaign next morn- ing, I threw myself, as willingly as ever I did in the whole course of my life, into the arms of Mor- pheus, and cutting chapel, rose not till eight in the morning. At nine again scamper the whole college to the Hall, and again commences the drudgery of the day, every man exhibiting feelings within him still more tumultuous than on the day preceding. Pale and death-like as were most of us, from ex- cessive reading before the Examination commenced, it was not likely that the labour of the mind and inaction of the body already suffered should restore the youthful bloom and blush of health to these martyrs to learning. Paler and paler still grew every man as the Examination proceeded. To every Junior Soph was now given the following Paper 250 EXAMINATION. LIVY. B. xxi. TRINITY COLLEGE. A. (1) Give a short account of the style and character of Livy, from ancient authors. (2) Shew, by quotation from the author him- self, what period he meant to comprehend in his work. — What parts have been lost ? (3) Shew, from Livy, when, and on what oc- casion, pay was first given to the Roman infantry ; and likewise to the cavalry. B. (1) Mention the real and pretended origin of each of the Punic Wars, with their consequences. (2) The names of the different commanders ; and (3) the date of the 'principal battles fought during those wars. (4) What other ancient authors have written this portion of history ; and in what material respects are they at variance with Livy ? ✓ C. (1) To what cause principally does a cele- brated Greek writer attribute the fall of Carthage, and the elevation of Rome, during the two latter Punic Wars ? EXAMINATION. 251 (2) To what evident general causes do you attribute the final success of the Romans over the Carthaginians ? (3) Trace Hannibal’s rout from Saguntum to the Trebia, with your reasons for adopting that particular line. (4) Write down Juvenal’s description of Han- nibal? and (5) His passage over the Alps from Silius Italicus. (6) Quote the passage in which Virgil alludes to this event. v (7) Had they ever before been passed, according to Livy ? D. (1) What was the established form of govern- ment at Carthage during the Punic Wars ? What was the title of the supreme magistracy ? How styled by Cornelius Nepos? ( Vit . Ann.) What compared to by Livy ? What third coun- try had any thing resembling it ? (2) Mention the most important changes in the supreme magistracy at Rome, from the foun- dation of the city to the age of Augustus, with the date of each. (3) Name the three republics which Aristotle 252 EXAMINATION. considers the best modelled of any in the world P Which does he prefer, and what are the grounds of his preference ? E. (1) Give the derivation of the following words : 44 vis, decus, sylva, forma, divus, rapax, aevum, ovis, arvum.” (2) Translate and explain, 44 Latum inde ad populum, vellent, inherent, populo Garth amniensi helium indici” (§. 17.) (3) Explain the phrases 44 prserogativa mili- taris 4t sub corona vaenire 44 res ex foedere repetunt;” 46 reum criminis deposeunt.” (4) Also the derivation and meaning of 44 anceps, mancipium, ambiguus, amphora, prae- texta, latrocinium, ambitio.” Distinguish between (5) 44 auspex, augur,” and 44 aruspex.” (6) 44 crimen, culpa,” and 44 peccatum.” (7) 44 acies, exercitus,” and 44 agmen.” (8) 44 peregrinus, hospes,” and 44 advena.” (9) <4 deses, piger,” and 44 desidiosus.” (10) 44 campus, ager,” and 44 arvum.” (11) 44 sentio,” and 44 censeo.” F. Translate the following passages into English : (1) 44 Hunc juvenem (scil. Hannibalem) tan- EXAMINATION. 253 quam furiam facemque belli odi ac detestor. Nec dedendum solum ad piaculum rupti foederis, — scd, si nemo deposcat, devehendum in ultimas maris terrarumque oras ; ablegandumque eo, unde nec ad nos nomen famaque ejus accedere, — nec solici- tare quietae civitatis statu m possit.” (§. 10) (2) “ Adeo stolida impudensque postulatio visa est, censere, ne in Italiam transmittant Galli bellum ; ipsos id avertere in se, agrosque suos pro alienis populandos objicere.” (§ 20.) (3) “ Elepbantorum trajiciendorum varia con- silia fuisse credo ; certe varia mcmoria est actae rei. Quidam, congregatis ad ripam elephantis, tradunt ferocissimum ex iis irritatum a rectore suo, quum refugientem eum in aquam natantem sequeretur, traxisse gregem; ut quemque timentem altitudinem destituerat vadum, impetu ipso flumi- nis in alteram ripam rapiente.” (§. 28.) (4) (e Et quia nec montanis primo perculsis, nec loco magnopere impediebantur, aliquantum eo triduo vise confecifc,” (§. 33.) And the Freshmen were showing off in the distance, viva voce , all they had collected in their researches relating to Livy. 254 EXAMINATION. It being now twelve o’clock, once more are we assailed by the Freshmen, and indeed men of all years but our own, for a sight or loan of the paper — several small College Men also manifesting the same feelings. But as on the noon preceding, to cramming and walking we again set-to till dinner, which is again whipt up as before, and so on till the hour of three. We then congregate as usual, the Sophs to spout viva voce all they know upon St. Luke, and the Freshmen to “ work” the Paper subjoined. TRINITY COLLEGE. MECHANICS. 1. A, B, and C, are three bodies whose perpen- dicular distances from a given plane are d, d! , d " ; C is on the opposite side to A and B ; prove A x d+B x d' — C x d /7 = {A + B + C} x d'" where d 7// is distance of centre of gravity. 2. BA is perpendicular to the horison ; BDA is a semi-circle, BCG a quadrant ; take any plane EXAMINATION. 255 AC. If a ball is thrown up AC with velocity acquired down BA, it will describe a space equal to AC-fCD in the time of falling through BA. 3. In a straight lever the sum of the products of each body, and its distance from the fulcrum is equal on both sides. 4. In a bent lever of uniform density and thick- ness, whose arms are (a) and (a 7 ), (a) being parallel to the horizon and weighing (6) lbs; com- pare P and W, when the inclination of the arms is (0), and P (acting at end of arm a ) is inclined at Z(0 7 )> and W at Z(0"). 5. Prove the general proposition of the wedge ; apply the result to the case of an equilateral wedge, where the power on the back acts perpendicularly, and the resistances on the sides are equal and act perpendicularly to the back. 6. A straight lever is parallel to the horizon; given its length, given a weight P hung at one end ; required the variation of the position of the 256 EXAMINATION. fulcrum supposing W to vary in arithmetic pro- gression. 7. A body G is kept at rest by three forces proportional to AG, BG, CG ; G is centre of gravity of the triangle formed by joining A, B, C. 8. If with centre of gravity of any number of bodies as centre, and with any radius a circle be described, the sum of the products of each body, and the square of its distance from any assumed point in circumference is constant. 9. Prove that in perfect elasticity Aa 2 + B5 2 = Ap 2 + Bg 2 , where a and b are the velocities of A and B before impact, and p and q after. Compare also elasticity and compression when Aa n + B6 n = Ap n -f B q n . 10. In a single moveable pulley, where the strings passing under the moveable pulley are not parallel, compare P and W ; first, when the strings are equally ; secondly, when they are un- equally inclined to the horizon. 11. An imperfectly elastic ball falls perpendicu- larly from a height («) ; Required whole space EXAMINATION. 257 by ball after 5 rebounds, and the greatest height after last rebound. 12. Assuming the time of oscillation, to equal the time of describing semi-circle, &c., investigate the actual value of the time of oscillation, and thence, compare it with time down axis. 13. In inclined planes, P : W: : W’s velocity : P’s. 14. Determine the expressions for range and greatest height, upon a plane passing through point of projection ; and compare greatest height of all parabolas with a given velocity to farthest range. 15. AH is a vertical diameter ; HP A, C E A two contiguous circles touching in A. Prove the time down BC, DE, &c. to be con- stant. IT A 16. If a body is kept at rest by three forces, and lines be drawn at any equal angles to the direc- tions in which they act, forming a triangle, the sides of the triangle represent the quantities of the forces. VOL, i. s 258 EXAMINATION. 17. If 3 forces are represented by 3 sides form- ing the solid angle of a parallelopiped, the result- ing force is the diagonal of the parallelopiped. If the 3 forces are equal and act in planes per- pendicular to each other, compare the compound force with them. 18. A is vertex of triangular pyramid, G is centre of gravity. If upon body at G forces act in directions AG, EG, CG, DG, and proportional to them, it remains at rest. 19. A uniform beam AB is moveable about fixt point A, and sup- ported by given weight P over fixt pulley C ; AC is equal to AB and parallel to horizon. Required position in which AB rests. 20. Make a body oscillate in a given cycloid. 21. VP — i radius; MN perpendicular the diameter. Cycloidal area MVN = ^ hexa- gon inscribed in the circle. EXAMINATION. 259 22. Compare times of describing vertical dia- meter and any other ; required also that diameter, the time through which = 2 time down vertical diameter. 23. If the number of oscillations performed in same time by two pendulums (whose lengths are L and l) be as m : m-j-w. Compare force of gra- vity at the two heights. 24. If one pendulum is at a distance of (w) radii from the earth’s centre, at what point below the surface, must another of equal length be placed to vibrate in same time ? About half-past nine the Hall is again empty, and the Examinees are again refreshing, some their memories, others their bodies. For my own part, feeling now pretty easy as to the result of the contest, I spent the entire evening with a few of my most esteemed friends in the utmost conviviality ; retiring, however, at about eleven, to recruit for the next morning. That epoch having arrived, the Sophs work the Papers following. 260 EXAMINATION, TRINITY COLLEGE. NEWTON AND CONICS. 1. Explain by short examples, the method of exhaustions; of indivisibles, and of prime and ulti- mate ratios. 2. Prove that if a radius vector be drawn bisecting any arc, it must ultimately bisect the chord. 3. If a straight line EDA make with the curve CBA a given angle at the point A, and the ordinates CE, BD be drawn ; the triangles ACE, ABD, are ultimately in the duplicate ratio of the sides. 4. Let AB be the subtense of the arc, AD the tangent, BD the subtense of the angle of contact perpendicular to the tangent, as in the 11th lemma : then let a series of curves be drawn in which DBcc AD 4 , AD 5 , AD 6 , &c., the angle of contact in each succeeding case will be infinitely less than in the preceding. 5. If the areas described by the radius vector are not proportional to the times, the revolving EXAMINATION. 261 body is not acted on solely by a force towards a fixed centre. 6. If a body be acted on by a given force and revolve in a circle, the arc described in any given time is a mean proportional between the diameter of the circle and the space through which a body would descend in the same time from rest if acted on by the same force. 7. The velocity at any point of a curve de scribed round a centre of force = the velocity which a body, acted on by the given force at that point, would acquire by descending through ^ part of the chord of curvature. 8. Given the force of gravity = 32 feet, and the radius of the earth = 4000 miles ; deduce a numerical comparison between the force of gravity and the centrifugal force at the equator. 9. If a heavy body be whirled round in a ver- tical plane, and the centrifugal force at the top just keep the string extended ; what will be the tension of the string at the lowest point of rotation ? 10. In any orbit, let x = dist. p = perpen- dicular on the tangent : centripetal force a Apply this expression to determine the law of the 262 EXAMINATION. force in an ellipse round the centre, and in a circle with the centre of the force in the circumference. 1] . Deduce expressions for the chord of curva- ture passing through the focus, and the diameter of the curvature at any point of an ellipse. 12. All parallelograms described about any conjugate diameters of a given ellipse or hyperbola are of equal area. 13. Compare the centripetal and centrifugal forces at any point of an orbit ; prove that in an ellipse round the centre, there are four points where these forces are equal. 14. Prove (Newton, Prop. XI.) that G^x^P : Qv 2 : : CP 2 : CD 2 . 15. The perpendicular from the focus of a parabola upon the tangent is a mean proportional between the focal distances of the point of contact and the vertex. 16. Prove that the force tending to the focus of a parabola a -jp. 17. The velocity of a body revolving in a para- bola round the focus = the velocity of a body re- volving in a circle at half the distance. 18. If two bodies revolve in an ellipse in the EXAMINATION. 263 same periodic time ; one about the focus, and the other about the centre ; compare the forces to- wards these centres at the extremities of the major axis, and find the distance from the centres at which the forces are equal. 19. If the force a ~ an ^ a body be projected in any direction, except directly to or from the centre of force ; prove that it will describe a conic section, and point out the relation between the velocity of projection and the particular curve described. TRINITY COLLEGE. SPHERICAL TRIGONOMETRY. 1. Every plane section of a sphere is a circle. 2. The sum of the three angles of a spherical triangle is greater than two, and less than six, right angles. 3. The angles of a spherical triangle are A, B, C ; the sides respectively opposite to them, 264 EXAMINATION. (a), (A), (c) ; the rad. of the sphere = 1. Prove the following theorems : cos. c — cos. a x cos. b I. Cos. C = II. sin. a x sin. b sin. A sin. B sin. C sm. a sin. b sm. c III. Tang.*(A + B)= Cotan. i C .— ° 2V 2 cos -i(a + b) Ta„g.i(A — B)=C.an.*C.||^ IY. If(a + Z>4 c) = S 5 in ‘(l~ a ) xsin -(|-- 4 5 6 7 ) sin. 2 A C = sin. a x sin. b cos. 21 x sin.(f -c) sin. a x sin. b 4. What are the general theorems deduced by the application of the formulas I. and III. to the polar triangle ? 5. Prove Napier’s rules for that case in which the complement of an angle is the middle part. 6. Given the obliquity of the ecliptic, the right- ascension and declination of a star ; find the angle of position in terms of those quantities. 7. In a spherical triangle, two sides and the in- EXAMINATION. 265 eluded angle are given : —Required the third side in a form suited to logarithmic computations ? 8. Find the area of a spherical triangle. And the Freshmen had these PROPOSITIONS IN PLANE GEOMETRY. 1. If the exterior angle of a triangle be bisected by a straight line which also cuts the base pro- duced, the segments between the bisecting line and the extremities of the base, have the same ratio which the other sides of the triangle have to one another. Shew that the converse is also true. 2. Equiangular parallelograms have to one another the ratio which is compounded of the ratios of their sides. 3. The rectangle contained by the diagonals of any quadrilateral figure inscribed in a circle is equal to the sum of the rectangles contained by its opposite sides, 4. If the exterior angle of a triangle be bisected, and also one of the interior and opposite, the angle contained by the bisecting lines is equal to half the other interior and opposite angle of the triangle. 266 EXAMINATION. 5. (1). If upon the sides BA, CA, of any triangle, any two parallelograms be drawn, and their sides produced to meet in K and KA be joined, then the parallelogram con- structed upon the base BC, with one side equal and parallel to KA, will be equal to the sum of the other two. (2). When the triangle becomes right-angled at A and the parallelograms on the sides be- come squares, show' that the parallelogram on the base is also a square. (This is = Prop. 47. Eucl. B. I.) 6. The square described upon the side of a regular polygon inscribed in any circle is equal to the sum of the squares described upon the sides of a regular hexagon and decagon inscribed in the same circle. 7. If a straight line be drawn from C, the point of bisection of a given arc ACB, cutting the chord AB or the chord produced in any point E and the circumference of the circle in D, prove that in each case the rectangle contained by CD and CE is equal to the square described on CB. 8. The greatest of all straight lines passing through either of the points of intersection of two given circles which cut each other, and terminated EXAMINATION. 267 both ways by the two circumferences, is that which is parallel to the line joining the centres of the two circles. 9- If the sides of a regular polygon of n sides be produced to meet, the sum of the angles made by the lines thus produced at the points of inter- section is equal to 2n — 8 right angles. 10. Represent the arithmetic, geometric, and harmonic means, between two given lines geo- metrically. 11. The centre of the circle circumscribed about any triangle, the point of intersection of the per- pendiculars let fall from the angular points of the same triangle to the opposite sides, and the point of intersection of the lines joining the angular points with the middle of the opposite sides, all lie in the same right line. 12. If four circles touch each either internally or externally, three sides of any quadrilateral figure, the centres of these circles will lie in the circumference of the same circle. 13. Describe a circle passing through a given point which shall touch both a given circle and a given straight line. 14. If from the centre and angular points of a regular hexagon perpendiculars be drawn to any 268 EXAMINATION. given right line, six times the perpendicular from the centre is equal to the sum of the perpendiculars from the angular points. TRINITY COLLEGE. PLANE TRIGONOMETRY. 1. Trace the signs of the Sine, Cosine, Tan- gent, and Secant, through the circle. 2. Transform the formula, (cos. A) m + a. (cos. A) w . (sin. B) p + b . (cos. A) ? . (sin. C) r + &c. where the radius = 1, to an equi- valent formula, where the radius = r ; and prove the rule. 3. Given the sines and cosines of two arcs A andB; it is required to find sin. (A + B) and sin. (A — B). 4. Prove that, sin. (A-fB).sin. (A — B) = (sin. A) 2 — (sin. B) 2 , and cos. (A + B) .cos. (A — B) = (cos. A) 2 — (sin. B) 2 . EXAMINATION. 269 6. Tan. ( 45 ° + A) — Tan. ( 45 ° — A) -f 2 Tan. 2 A. Prove this, and explain what is meant by a Formula of Verification. 7. Tan. A + cotan. A = 2 cosec. 2 A. Tan. A cotan. A = 2 cotan. 2xA. 8. In any triangle, the sum of any two sides : their difference : : the tangent of half the sum of the angles subtended by those sides : the tangent of half their difference. 9. Given the sine of l 7 ; show how the sines of all arcs from to 90 ° may be found, rad. = 1. 10. Given two sides of a triangle, and an angle opposite to one of them, solve the triangle ; and show the ambiguity in this case. 11. Given two sides and the included angle; solve the triangle. 12. Explain the method of finding the distance between two visible but inaccessible objects on an horizontal plane ; and show how the requisite triangles are to be solved. 13. Two sides of a triangle and the angle in- cluded being given, find the area of the triangle. 14. The perimeter and the three angles of a triangle being given, find each of the sides. 270 EXAMINATION. At three being again called together, the Sophs were to display their astronomical acquirements on the paper below. TRINITY COLLEGE. ASTRONOMY. 1. By what arguments is it inferred that the Earth revolves about its axis, and about the Sun ? 2. Find the right ascension and declination of a comet, when its distance from two known stars is given. 3. Required the time of the Sun’s transit over the vertical wires of a telescope, on a given day at a given place. 4. The apparent meridian altitude of the Sun’s lower limb = 53 ° 40', his apparent semi-diameter = 15° 5 O', his mean refraction = 29", the parallax = 4".5, collimation=34".5, and declination = 1 6° 13'. Find the latitude of the place of observation. 5. The altitude of the Sun was observed to be half of his declination at 6 o'clock. Prove that -EXAMINATION. 27 1 twice the sine of the latitude of the place = the secant of the Sun’s altitude. 6. There are two places on the same meridian, whose latitudes are the complements of each other, and on a given day the Sun rises an hour sooner at one place than at the other. Required the latitudes of the two places. 7. If A and a be the altitudes of a star, on the same vertical circle on the same day, ( d) the declination of the star, and (l) the latitude of A ^ a . cos. sin. / 2 the place, ^ == ~- j —- ; Required a proof, sin. — 2 8. Construct a vertical south-east dial, for a given place. , 9. When the Sun is in the equinoctial, the locus of the extremities of the shadow cast by a perpendicular object upon an horizontal plane is a straight line. 10. If a body revolve uniformly in a circular orbit, it is retained in that orbit by a force which tends to the centre of the circle ; and if the periodic 11. Determine the quantity of refraction by 272 EXAMINATION. observations made upon the circumpolar stars. When will this method fail ? 12. The parallax of a planet in right ascension being given, it is required to find the distance of the planet from the earth’s centre, the earth being supposed spherical. 13. The sine of the excentric anomaly: the sine of the true anomaly : : the radius vector : the semi-axis minor. 14. Find the distance of a planet from the Sun. 15. Suppose an eclipse of the Moon to last three hours ; to how great a portion of the Earth will some part of it be visible ? 16. Prove that when the first point of Aries, rises, the ecliptic makes the least angle of the horizon ; and explain from thence the phenomenon of the harvest Moon. 17. When will the right ascension and declina- tion of a star be diminished, and when increased, by the retrograde motion of the equinoctial points ? 18. The equation of time arising from the obliquity of the ecliptic is a maximum, when the cosine of the Sun’s declination is a mean propor- tional between the radius and the cosine of the obliquity. 19. Find the aberration of a star in latitude on EXAMINATION. 273 a given day, and also the aberration of a planet in longitude. 20, Explain the method of determining the difference of longitude of two places on the Earth’s surface, by means of a chronometer ; and state the errors to which this method is liable. Whilst the Freshmen were as intent upon “ clearing ” this one. TRINITY COLLEGE. ALGEBRA. I2* ^ ^ 1. Prove that an integer, and shew that a” + b a — b is an integer or a fraction, according as a-f h (w) is odd or even. 2. Expand — -—zz} write down the rth term a — x~ 8 of a— and extract the cube root of# 6 4- 1 2 — 6r 3 . 3. Solve the following equations : yol. i. t 274 EXAMINATION (a) mx + x—^b + Zx (j3) ^4 a + x=2 A /b + x — x. (?) \/^+ ^ % — V^— ^ = - V 7="’ 2 v #-f- v# (8) 12^£+_£_ = il. ^ 10— * 4 q r (0 3x ~— =y l — zn f + X-4: ‘ (?) -+-=\/i+s/-4- 2 + ^ x a y a y a 2 x 2 x 4 (n) a^=- 1. 4. Insert f m^) harmonic means between (a) and <*). 5. If, between all the terms of an arithmetical progression, the same number of arithmetic means be inserted, the new series will still form an arith- metical progression. 6. Sum the following series : 2 + 5 4- 8 + &c. to (8) terms. 7, 5, 3, &c. to (5) terms 1 1.2 1 1 2 , 3 2 2.3 3 + &c. ad infin. EXAMINATION. 275 J_ L + — &c. .. to (4) terms. a 1 _ r a + 6 + a + 2b + &c. ad infin. 1+5 + 13 + 29-1-61 + &c. to ( n ) terms. 7. What is the number of permutations of (n) things, of which there are fp) of one sort (q) of another, and (r) of a third ? And shew that the total number of combinations which (n) things admit of, = 2” — 1. 8. A, who travels only every other day, sets off from a certain place nine days after B, in order to overtake him, but travels four times as fast as B does. When will they come together ? 9. Divide the number 35 into two such parts, that the square of the less divided by the differ- ence of the two parts =45. 10. A person owes d?150, to be paid at the end of nine months ; and <£ 60 , at the end of six months. Required the equated time of payment, and investigate the rule. 11. a : b is a ratio where (a) is prime to ( b ). They are the least in that proportion — and shew that a + x) m : a m very nearly in the proportion of a + mr: a, when (x) is small compared with (a). t 2 EXAMINATION. 27 ( > 12. Required the square root of 5 — 4 ^ 3, and of g v / — 4 — 3 . 13. Required the discount upon dPlOO, due three months hence, at 4^ per cent, per annum. 14. Find the present worth of an annuity (A) to continue for (nj years at simple interest. 15. What is the present worth of an annuity of £G0, to commence in two years, and to continue for ever at 3| per cent, per annum. 16. Given the log. of 8*1 213 = *9096256. It is required to state the log. of 812*13; and of *81213 ; and of *081213. 17. Resolve^ 17 into a continued fraction. 18. Required a number, such, that divided by 5, 4, 3, respectively, it may leave remainders 2, 3, 4, respectively. 19. The difference between any number, and that number inverted, is divisible by the local value minus one . On the fourth morning was given the annexed papers in Metaphysics and Moral Philosophy. EXAMINATION. 277 TRINITY COLLEGE* LOCKE. 1. Where does Locke break through his original design in the essay on the Human Un“ derstanding ? Assign the reason of his doing so. 2. How does Locke prove the existence of Ideas ? Give his arguments against innate ideas. 3. Experience is two-fold : — explain its two sources. 4. Give the principal differences between Hard- ness and Solidity. — Is a hard body more solid than a soft one ? 5. For what reasons are Pleasure and Pain connected with all our ideas ? 6. How do we obtain the idea of Power ? Is the idea of power simple or complex? How many fold is Power ? What are the two Powers of the Mind ? 7. Define Liberty; explain how far Liberty and Volition may have place independently of each other. 8. Explain Primary and Secondary Qualities, and give instances of each. 278 EXAMINATION. 9. Why are the ideas in Secondary Qualities not resemblances ? 10. Prove the idea of Heat not in the Fire. 11. How do we acquire the idea of Duration ? and how do we obtain any measure of it ? Show that our idea of Duration is independent of Motion. 12. How does Locke prove, from the opinions of Philosophers, that abstract ideas are Essences ? 13. What are mixt Modes ? and how do we ac- quire the idea of them ? 14. Explain Identity, and Diversity. 15. In what does the identity of Vegetables consist ? in what personal identity ? 16. Define Virtue and Vice : — what are the common measures of them ? 17. What is Abstraction ? — Show the difference between it and Generalization. 18. Give Locke’s definition of Judgment; can it exist independently of words ? EXAMINATION. 279 TRINITY COLLEGE. QUESTIONS IN MORAL PHILOSOPHY 1. Define Moral Philosophy ; and show in what the necessity of this science consists. 2. What is meant by the Moral Sense ? What are the arguments for and against its existence ? and what is your own opinion upon the subject ? 3. How does Dr. Paley define Virtue ? In what ways has it been defined or distinguished by other moralists ? 4. Show in what sense a moral obligation is said to depend upon its utility : and defend the position ? 5. Explain and illustrate Dr. Paley’ s Division of Rights. 6. In what sense are promises to be interpreted ? Explain the nature of tacit promises . 7. In what cases is a promise binding which has been given under an erroneous supposition ? and in what is it not binding ? 8. What is the foundation, and what the gene- ral benefit of the Right of Property ? Show 280 EXAMINATION. the fundamental errors of those who contend for the equality of property. 9. What are the different descriptions of false- hood ? and what is the degree of guilt in each ? 10. What is required by a Subscription to Articles of Religion ? 11. What are our duties towards our inferiors and dependents ? Show the futility of the pre- tences by which some people excuse themselves from giving to the poor. 12. What is Revenge ? Show that it is pro- hibited both by Reason and by Scripture. 13. Explain the guilt, the inefficacy, and the absurdity of Duelling. 14. What are the different duties of Children to their Parents ? — And upon what does their obligation rest ? 15. In what does the criminality of Drunken- ness consist ? In what degree does it apply to persons guilty of casual excesses only ? 16. Show distinctly the duty and the efficacy of public and private prayer. What are the par- ticular advantages of a Liturgy ? 17. Explain the obligation upon Christians to comply with the religious observance of Sunday. 18. Upon what is the duty of submission to EXAMINATION. 281 Civil Government founded ? — How far can it be said to be enjoined by Christianity ? 19. What are the advantages and disadvan- tages of each of the three simple forms of Govern- ment ? In what does the peculiar excellence of the British Constitution consist ? 20. Show the necessity of keeping the Legisla- tive and Judicial Characters distinct. What are the different securities for the impartial adminis- tration of Justice? After which, in the afternoon, we had this one upon the Gospels. TRINITY COLLEGE. ST. LUKE’S GOSPEL* 1. Explain the word AiadrtKn as applied to the records of the Jewish and Christian Dispensa- tions ? Does it ever in ancient Greek authors bear the meaning of a Will or Testament ? On what express authority from the New Testament, may the propriety of so rendering the word here, be maintained ? And does the same authority ex- clude the other significations, or not ? 282 EXAMINATION. 2. Translate literally, and explain the intro- duction to St. Luke’s Gospel, EttelS^ttep 7 roXXot eTTe\eLpi](rav avara^aaQai Siriyriaiv 7 repl rwv 7T£7rX?jpo^o/n7jU£vwv iv riplv npayparcvv, KaOwg 7 raptSoaav rfpiv ol an ap^pg avronraL ical vmr)pE- tgl yEvopEvot tov \6yov' Kcipol napiycoXov- OriKori av(jj9ev naaiv aicpifiCog, KaOc^rig aoi y paipai, KpariGTE Oeo^iXe, iva iniyvcog nEpl wv KaTY]\i)9r]g \6ywv rrjv aacpaXEiav. How far in your opinion do the expressions in the first verse countenance the supposition of a common docu- ment, or Aifiyrimg, by the assistance of which, this and other histories of Christ were compiled ? — Which of the other three canonical Gospels may possibly be included among these ? Give some account of them, stating in what they principally differ from the one before us — for whose use, and in what language they were respectively written. What is known respecting St. Luke, his pro- fession and history ? — and how much of it do we learn from himself? What remarkable testimony is very probably suspected to relate to him, where no name is mentioned ? Does his professional character appear in the mention of any circumstance or saying omitted by the other Evangelists ? 3. Ch. I. 5. ’Ey eveto iv ralg ripe paig H pdoSov EXAMINATION. . 283 rov (3acnXaa>e rij c ’IovSafae.— Give some account of the origin and family of Herod. And what distinguished prophecy was fulfilled by our Saviour’s appearing at the close of his reign ? 4. Ch. I. 39, liropvOri tig tt\v opaivrjv para cnroucJrjc, ale ttqXiv ’Io uSa. What is your version of this passage, and the reasons of it ? What country and what city are here meant ? 5. Kat iSoif lyip a 7 ro(TTaXCj vplv ’H Xiav tqv OaajS'iTriv (the words rov 0£iXt7T7r ot> §£ rov aStXcjjov avroi) TtTpapyovvTog Trig Iroupcuac fca t T pa^ojvi- TL$og yyjpag, icai Avaaviov Trig ’A/3 i\rivr]g TtTpap- y^ovvrog. By whom, and on what occasion were Tetrarchs appointed ? Why are three only here mentioned, and what is the history of the fourth ? By what other title is any one of these elsewhere called by St. Luke ? Draw a Map of Palestine, and the adjacent country, according to these divi- sions, specifying besides only Jersusalem, Caper- naum, Bethlehem, Nazareth, Jericho, the river Jordan, the lake of Gennesareth, and the Dead Sea (under their several names). Ver. 2. £7rt ap^iepewv *'A vva koi Katana — What is the true reading of this passage ? From what circumstance related in another Gospel may it be determined which of these two was the true high-priest ? How is this double pontificate ac- counted for ? Is it agreeable to the Mosaic law? — and is there any parallel instance in Jewish his- tory ? In what cases was a substitute allowed, and by what name was he called ? 9. State your opinion respecting the Saj3j3aroi/ SsvrepoTrpojTov, ch. VI. v. 1. and the grounds of 286 EXAMINATION. it. How was the Pentecost computed from the Passover ? Describe very briefly the origin and nature of these festivals ; and what leading events in the Christian history happened at each re- spectively. In what did the times of their cele- bration differ from those of the Christian festivals appointed to commemorate those events ? Did our Lord institute the Eucharist during the regular Paschal Supper, or not ? What difference of opinion has generally existed upon this point, and to what schism in the ancient Church did it give rise ? 10. Ch. XII. 46. /Xiyprop.y)(JEi avrov , feat to juitpog avrov per a ruv drrlcrrtov OrjvEi. Translate this passage, and illustrate it from the practice of the Homans with respect to captives, criminals, and insolvent debtors. 11. Relate the occasion of the following mes- sage : HopEvOzvTEg a ? rare rr? aXivireia ravry' l^ov £fcj3aXA(o Saipovta. feat lacreig ettiteXCo crrjpEpov iccu avpcov, feat rrj rpiry TE\Eiovpai. ttXtiv Sei [ie mipEpov koI avpiov ical rrf E)(OpEvy] 7ropEVE(jQaL' on ovk EvSi^Erat 7 rpofpfirrjv ai toXegQul e%oj lEpov- (raXrjp. Translate these words, and briefly ex- plain the purport of them. How is this particular application of the word teXelovpul explained from EXAMINATION. any other part of the New Testament ? And how is the prediction at the close of the same speech verified by the event ? on ov pi 7 pe ecog av ore eh rrjra m evXoynplvog 6 lp\opevog lv OVOpCLTL KVpLOV. 12. Ch. XV. 1 . O LTzXCivai kol oi apapnoXol. What is the Roman word corresponding to reXibvng in the gospels ? What, to dp^LreXdjvng ? De- scribe the offices and general characters of these two classes respectively, as they were in the Roman provinces generally, and in J udasa in particular. What other reason had the J ews, beside the usual character and behaviour of the reXCjvai , for class- ing them with sinners ? — and was this reason ap- proved by our Lord, or not ? Quote some of the proverbial sayings of the Jews concerning them. — - Give instances of their characteristic vices, — and of remarkable conversions of the reXatvat and apxiTeXwvai to the Christian faith. 13. Ch. XVI. 31 . Ei Mw(j£wc kol rw v 7TpO(j)r}Td)v ovk avLOvovcnv, ovSe lav ng Ik veKpiov dvaary , TTELvOriGOVTai. Who is the speaker of these words ? and to what parable do they belong ? By what fact in our Saviour’s history was their truth remarkably confirmed, and by whom is that fact related ? — What sect admitted Moses and the 288 EXAMINATION. Prophets, but denied the resurrection ? Give some account of their origin and doctrines, and in what . they differed from other Jewish sects, that of the Pharisees in particular. To which sect do the Jews of the present day for the most part belong, —and what is the exception ? 1 4. How many different classes of ministers did our Saviour appoint before his resurrection ? — and what was the difference of their offices ? Enume- rate those of the higher class, stating the changes that took place among them afterwards. Was any addition ever made to their number ? And wherein, according to St. Luke and St. John, did their commission after our Lord’s ascension prin- cipally differ from their commission before ? — What was the number of the second class, as stated in the common text of St. Luke, and what variation exists on this point ? 15. To whom, and on what occasion, were the following words addressed ? Aa Tr\r]pu)6rjvat 7 ravra ra yeypappeva Iv toj vojujl) Mwortwc icai 7rpo(j)r)TaiQ , icat \paXpoic, 7 repl epov. Confirm this by testimonies from these three sources (the Pen- tateuch, the Prophets, and the Psalms) respecting the part of the Messiah’s character there alluded to. 16. Enumerate the different meanings of the EXAMINATION. 289 phrase Kingdom of God , or Kingdom of Heaven— and produce instances of each of these meanings from St. Luke. [To which of the Evangelists is the latter form peculiar ?] In what sense is it to be taken in the following passage, ovk ipyeTai ficKnXeta too 0 goo perci 7rapaTnpv ev Alyivy rov avrov eviavrov. (2) Dionysius de- scribes the figure of the Digamma thus; wot rep 7 appa Sittcuq hrl ptav opOrjv tTrfevyvv- fitv ov rate TrXaytatc. Paraphrase this, clearly de- fining the 7 rXaytat. Add his account of the sound of that letter ; explain it, and prove it correct, from other authorities. What is to be done with this quotation from Priscian ? F Molicum di- gamma , quod apud antiquissimos Latinorum eandem vim quam apud JEoles habuit . (3) Explain 298 SENIOR sophs’ examination. the use of the Digamma, and give instances from the passages quoted in this paper. IX. Is there any real absurdity in sending the commander-in-chief on the errand in Book vi. ? — Why does Ajax (Book vii.) desire the Greeks to pray in silence, 'iva jdrj Tpcoag yt ttvQiovtcii ? Why did the Greeks never think of fortifying their camp till the 10th year of the war? X. Qvtol da (Homer and Hesiod) alcn ot tt otfr vavrag Qaoyovtriv' E\\r}(Ji,Kai tolctl Osoigl ragaTru)- vvpiag dovrag, kcu ripagra /cai riyyag diaXovrag, Kal e1,Saa uvtwv Grjnn)vavrag. Herodotus . Translate this, and state distinctly what is meant by Tro^cat Oeoyovuiv. Point out two meanings of the word TL/uLag, and support your interpretation by some instance. (2) Is the opinion of Herodotus pro- bable? (3) Show a prima facie objection to the Greek mythology being imported from Egypt. XI. What is your notion of Homer’s dialect ? What were the three grand divisions of the Greeks, as to origin and dialect ? State in general terms in what parts of Greece and its colonies each dialect was spoken ? From which dialect was the Latin derived ? Point out some traces of its origin. What was the kolvyi SiaXtKTog ? When the grammarians quote Homer as one of SENIOR sophs’ examination. 299 the iraXmol ’A ttikoi, how is the expression to be reconciled to the probable fact ? XII. Translate the following passages into literal English : *£2g eh rwv, ov naibog ope^aro (p'aiSipog "Eicrwp. ci'ip S’ 6 7rdVc Trpbg teoXirov ev^tuvoio TiQ{]vr\g heXivOi] ld\ioVy iraTpbg l\ ov bifjiv aTv^Odg, Tapfii]crag \o\k6v te, i8s X6(j)ov LTTTnoyaiTiqv , Selvov citt a Kpordryg teopvOog vevovtci vofaag. ek 8’ sysAacrcrs 7 rcin'ip te (ftiXog teal TTOTvia pr]Trip» avTLK arro tepaTog tebpvd ’ elXeto (jiaibipog EieTwp, Kai rrjv pEv KarW^KEv E7rl )(9ovl rrajutyavowdav* avrap oy ov (j)iXov vtbv ettel kvcte, 7Ty\Xe te yEpdiv, ELTTEV ETTEV^dfAEVOQ All T, dXXoidLV TE OeoIgLV' Z EX), aXXot te Oeol, 8ots Srj teal tovSe yEVEdOai t rat 8’ Ifiov , wg ical iyw TTEp, dpurpETTEa TpcjEddiv, ioSe fiirjv t ayaOov ? teal iXtov l(j)L avaddEiv' Kai ttote Tig EiTnjdC rraTpbg 8’ by£ ttoXXov a/uLELvtov ! he 7roXipov dviovTa * (j)Epoi 8 ’ Evapa fipoTOEvra, KTELvag brjiov d vSpa, yapEir) 8s (ppiva priTrjp. Z. 466 — 481. H pa, teal dpTTETraXdjv irpoiEL SoXi^bdieiov £y%og, teal f3 clXev A'lavTog Seivov ddieog £7rTaj3o£iov, dteporarov kutci \oXkov , bg bySoog yjEv tir' avTtp* 8s 8ta TTTv^ag j'iXOe 8a i%cov xaXtebg dreiprig * 300 SENIOR SOPHS EXAMINATION* iv rff S’ e.0So pdrifj pivcj ayiro. devrepog avrs A tag Aioysviig 7 rpoiei SoXixoaKiov iyx°G> teal j3dXe TlpiaplSao tear darr'ida irdvroa iiariv* did plv damdog riXde (paeivrig bj3pipov eyxog, ical did Otopi^icog TroXvdaidciXov j\p!)p£iaro' dvriKpi) Si rrapal Xa7rdprjv didprjae x i T(dva iy X o? o S’ hcXivOrj, teal dXzvaro Krjpa piXaivav . rw S’ iKarraaaapiviv doXi X %JX ea X e P a ^ v **p dp £/bprj%£v ^aXicov* dveyva/bKpdti Si o l at^urj. Atac S’ aamda vu%ev braXpavog' i ) S l S id 7rpb 't’jXvOev lyxdr\) arv^eXi^E Si piv papaddra' rp!)dn]v S’ avx^v £7 rrjX0£’ peXav S’ avaKrjKiev aipa • dXX’ oiS’ wg diriXtiye pa X r}g icopvQaioXog ^E/crw^* dXX’ dvax^crdpevog XiOov eiXaro X H P L 7 r a X*ty> Kdpivov iv tteShj), paXava, rprixvv ra, plyav re* tCj j3aXav Aiavrog daivov aaicog £7rra[36aiov, piaaov hropfydXiov' TrepirjXV^^ S’ apa x a Xtcog. H. 244—267. Kiaopai, u ke p 6 TuSaSrjc Kparspbg Aioprjdrjg 7 rap vrjiov irpbg ra^oc amdaeTai, rj kev ayd) rbv X^Xkip dyivaag, avapa fiporoavra (papwpat. avpiov rjv dptrriv diaataaTai, a k Ipov 'iyx°G SENIOR sophs' examination. 301 fieivij hrepyopwov' a\X ev irpuroiGiV) oiw, KuazTcu ovrridelg, noAeeg 8’ dpcf avrov eraipoi P yeAiov dviovrog eg avpiov . el yap eytbv &g ur)v dOdvarog ml dyijpaog rjpara iravra , nolprjv 8\ tug Tier ’A Qr\vair] ml AttoXXiov , (Lc vvv 77 pepri riSe* mmv (jiepet ’ ApyeloiGiv. 0. 532—541. XIII. (1) Translate the following scholion to the passage last quoted; 17 SittAyi, on rj rovrovg Set rovg Tpetg art^ovg peveiv, olg to avriGtypa TrapdiceL- Tai,rjTovge£,rig rpelg, olg a l any pal irapdKeivraC elg yap ri]V avrrjv yeypappevoi elai Stavoiav . eyicpivet 8e pdXXov 6 Apiarapyog rovg Sevrepoirg — 6 Se ZrjvdSorog rovg 1 rpwrcrvg rpelg ovSe eypatyev. Make out from this what Aristarchus and Zeno- dotus actually had in their respective texts : and explain the terms 7rapdSoGig, 6 SiaGKevaGTrjg , oi XivpiZovreg, as used in the Venetian scholia. (2) Z. 148.— (j)vX\a rd pev r avepog yapaSig X* ei > <*XXct Se 0 ’ v\n TriXeOococra (frvei, eapog 8’ briytyveraL wprj. a>g avSpitiv yeverj 77 pev (j)vet 77 8’ diroAdyei. Schol. 149. ' ApiGTotyaviqg ypdtjjet rr)Ae06ojvTa>. ml brl tCov 0uXX ojv amvei , ml to wp?j pera rov 302 SENIOR sophs’ examination. ypd(j)Ei Kara Sotiki'iv. 150. Svvarcu /uev Kal apOpa sTvaC djuetvov Se GwStapovg avrovg ekSe^egOgi. Translate these scholia, and make out the text used by the writer or writers. Your reasons for approving or rejecting the reading Ibprj. Sup- posing rr]\£06tt)vra a mere conjecture, what diffi- culty did Aristophanes propose to remove by it, and what else must he have altered, in order to complete the correction? (3) Z. 336. WeAov S’ cl\el TTporpairtaQai. What is the probable meaning of 7rpoTpa7ria8(U here, and in II. E. irporpETrovro fxeXaivdwv E7TL VT)U)V ? (4) Z. 349. £7ra rd<$£ y' wde 0 eol fccucet TEtcfxr'ipavTO* Derive TEKpaipEGSai, and deduce its meaning here from the primitive meaning of its root. (5) Z. 490. rd a avrijg epya ko/ul^e. Others read g avrrig. Is this necessary ? What does 95, U 11, for produce read produces 120, 24, Boss’s Bos’s 128, 14, Herman Hermann 237, ] 4, gation cation VoU II 130, 4, Colton Cotton 207, 4, dele OF 241, 14, for battle bottle • >