8Z2> WG755 ji a I B R.ARY OF THL U N IVLRSITY Of ILLINOIS 6)25 WG75S V. \ Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2010 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://www.archive.org/details/shakspearehisfri01will SHAKSPEARE AND HIS FRIENDS; OR, "THE GOLDEN AGE" OF MERRY ENGLAND. His life was gentle, and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up, And say to all the world — This was a man! Julius CiESAK. He was not of an age, but for all time. Ben Jonson. IN THREE VOLUMES. VOL. I. PHILADELPHIA: LEA AND BLANCHARD, SUCCESSORS TO CAREY AND CO. 1839. ?.-' 1 ^ 11/ L7^^ TO THE ADMIRERS OF «' j^lonfe^Cong'ti Sfjaitspearc," AND OF THE OTHER ILLUSTRIOUS SPIRITS OF THE GOLDEN AGE OF ENGLAND, /I THESE VOLUMES, ^ WITH TRUE HUMBLENESS, ,ji AND ENTIRE DKVOTEDNESS TO THE SUBJECT, Q1 ARE RESPECTFULLY INSCRIBED, BY -' THEIR FELLOW- WORSHIPPER, AND VERY OBEDIENT SERVANT, v. THE AUTHOR. I I 14246 J^erc kflfnnetf) t~\)t Sfovu of SHAKSPEARE AND HIS FRIENDS. CHAPTER I. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come, And let my liver rather heat with wine ^ Than my heart cool with mortifying groans. "Why should a man whose blood is warm within Sit like liis grandsire cut in alabaster? Sleep when he wakes? — and creep into the jaundice By being peevish? Shakspeake. Soul of the age! Til' applause, dehght, — the wonder of our stage! My Shakspeare, rise! Bei? Joxso?r. I PRYTHEE have patience, courteous reader ! the whilst I describe a certain chamber well worthy of most minute delineation — as thou wilt see anon — from its having been the retreat, or closet, or place retired from the public eye, in which t!ie master spirit of his age, and the glory of all times to come, did first develope those right famous qualities from which the world hath received such infinite profit and de- light. I will not trouble thee with a vain show of phrases architectural, which crabbed antiquarians do much affect ; for I am not learned in the mystery of stone and timber ; but what true heart and simple skill can do with language, will I essay, to give thee an accurate conception of a place that hath so many admirable recommendations to thy atten- tion. It was a room of no extraordinary dimensions, yet was it not stinted to space. The ceiling was of a moderate height, and the sides of the chamber were of oak, the panels of 1> STIAKSPEARK which were adorned with a goodly show of delicate tracery, like unto the folds of linen ; and round the chimney-piece was a most liberal display of carvingr, in fruits and foliage. A large vase of living flowers, that filled the chamber with a ravishing sweetness, stood beside the fire-dogs. One broad casement, composed of many little panes let into pieces of lead, looked out upon the river, and the centre part of it being open like a door, at divers times might be heard the mellow " ye, ho !" of the bargeman working his oar, as he piloted his heavy craft towards the city wharfs; or, mayhap, softened in the distance, the burthen of a popular ballad, sung by a party of merry apprentices going a pleasuring on the water. At one end of the room there rested on the oak floor, a large heavy press of dark walnut-tree wood, orna- mented with rude carvings of Adam and Eve, and the tree of knowlec^e; and opposite stood an ancient bookcase, the shelves of which supported a number of famous black letter volumes, folios and others, cased in parchment or roan bind- ings. On several narrow high-backed chairs, of carved oak, might be seen different articles of apparel — a hat on one, a cloak on another, and, mayhap, a rapier resting against a third. In one corner were sundry swords and a matchlock, in another, divers pieces of old armour. An empty tankard, and the remains of the morning repast, stood upon a large table in the centre of the chamber ; and near the window, before a smaller table covered with papers, and in an antique arm-chair, sat its illustrious occupant. Although his hose were ungartered, and his doublet had been left unbraced, his right noble countenance and vi^orship- ful bearing left not the spectator opportunity to notice the negligence of his attire. His face, which was of a manly age — two years short of thirty — had been most providen- tially fashioned, — with a forehead of marvellous capacity — eyes mild, yet lively withal — a mouth impressed with a very amatory eloquence — and a beard of a perfect gravity. Nor were his limbs of a less favourable mould. In fact, he was a man of multitudinous good graces. I would there were more such. Many such there can never be, for admirable as he was in person, he was still more estimable in mind ; and the union of these excellencies in a like liberal proportion is of such rarity, that peradventure the example will last out the world. I am but a sorry limner ; but had I the art of Master Hoi- AND HIS FRIENDS. 7 bein, of famous memory, I could not hope, in a portrait, to do liim justice ; nevertheless, as what the original hath done hath been so singularly well liked, I despair not that posterity will give him proper countenance. However, suffice it to say, he sat writing with a creditable diligence ; ever and anon leaning against his seat, abstractedly as it were ; and when he had sufficiently pondered on the matter with which he was in progress, his pen resumed its path along the paper with additional speed. Sometimes he would smile as he wrote, as if tickled with the creations of his own fancy ; and once his humour seemed so touched with some palpable conceit, that he cast down the pen, and throwing himself back in his chair, did laugh right heartily. At other times, when he appeared to have written passages of a graver pur- port, which gave him more than passable satisfaction, he took the paper in his hand, and did read aloud, with a rich voice and a most felicitous expression ; and of a verity, never was the air so filled with delectable thoughts. At this time there was heard a knocking at the door. " Come in !" exclaimed he ; and thereupon entered one apparelled like a young gallant, with hat and feather of a goodly fashion, a delicate satin doublet, an excellent fine ruff, a cloak worn daintily on the shoulder, and a long rapier fastened to his side : trunks prettily cut and embroidered, with silk hose and ruffled boots. " Ah, Dick !" said he in the chair laughingly, as he recog- nised the good-humoured features of his visiter, and scru- tinising his attire as he closed the door and was advancing into the room, " I'faith thou lookest as fine as a snake that hath just cast its skin ; and," added he with more emphasis, "art as useful to any good purpose, I'll be bound." " Will ! Will ! thou hast a most malignant wit !" cried the other, as he approached his friend with mock gravity, and shook him earnestly by the hand. " But what thinkest thou of these braveries ?" said he, standing as upright as he might, spreading out his cloak, and readjusting his hat. " I fancied that we, the queen's majesty's poor players, ought to dress as becomes the queen's majesty, and therefore have I robed myself anew. What thinkest thou of the cock of this hat] 'Tis in admirable conceit, is it not? — and the feather — doth it not hang marvellously well 1 Doth not this cloak become me infinitely 1 and the slashing of this doublet, is it not of the most superlative fashion ?" 8 SHAKSPEARfi " In truth, Dick," remarked his companion, drily, as he pushed back his cliair to take a better view of his visiter, " I've seen many a jackdaw cut a finer figure." " A plague on thy pestilent jests !" exclaimed the other, with assumed indicrnation. " But as thou askest for my opinion," he resumed, " I will tell thee. Didst thou wish to attire thyself as becometh the queen's majesty, thou shouldst have had recourse to the queen's majesty's wardrobe : for in honest truth, Dick, I do not think thy present dress would become that illustrious princess in the smallest degree" — " Oh thou pernicious varlet !" " As for the cock of thy hat, 'tis certainly in admirable conceit, or rather, the conceit is in it, for thy head is in it ; and I do not flatter thee when I say there is no lack of con- ceit there." " Perdition seize thy wit !" " Thy feather doth hang marvellously well — i'faith I doubt much if thou wouldst hang better thyself." " Enough, enough. Will," eagerly exclaimed his associate, putting his hands together, as if begging for mercy, " if thou hast any bowels of compassion, spare me." " And if thou wert half as well slashed as thy doublet," continued his friend, inattentive to his remonstrance, " I think thou wouldst be in a much more superlative fashion than thou art now." " O' my word. Will," said the other, laughing, as he took off his hat and flung himself into a chair, " thou art all points, li'ke a hedge-hog, or like the naughty girl in the story-book, out of thy mouth there cometh nothing but venom- ous things." " But what mercer art thou attempting to ruini" inquired his companion. " A fig for the mercer — 'tis the mercer's daughter I seek !'* replied his guest. *' Attempt to ruin a mercer's daughter !" exclaimed the other, half^ starting from his chair with aflfected surprise. " Fie on thee, for a reprobate ! thou art enough to corrupt us all ; thou wilt have the whole city up in arms against us, and we shall be obliged to fly from the Bankside to escape the stocks." ♦' I meant not that. Will — I am a heathen if I meant that; but thou knowest my failing — I am always after the women. Oh, those exquisite sweet creatures !" AND HIS FRIENDS. 9 " Thou shouldst have more ambition, Dick ; precedency is man's natural right in such instances, but if thou art always after the women, thou canst never hope to get before them." " Thou hast me again," cried his companion, as he threw himself back in his seat to give vent to his laughter ; " I would as soon attempt to parry jests with thee as to eat thistles with a jackass; so take thy fill, and be hanged to thee. But I tell thee how it is, Will. This mercer's daugh- ter is said to be the richest heiress in the city. I saw her at the Bear Garden with the old hunks her father, whom she ruleth most filially ; and observing that she had an eye like Venus"— " Only one, Dickl" inquired his companion, innocently. " Two, or I'm a sinner," replied he, ♦' and a bust like Juno ; ay, and every grace that all Olympus possessed. In brief, a beauty of such ravishing perfections, that immediately i found her gaze upon me, I felt as many of Cupid's arrows in my heart as there are pins in her huswife, and thereupon fell most continently in love." " With her father's strong box, Dick V asked the other. " With her own sweet self, thou aggravating varlet. I presently made up to the father, and did enter into very sober discourse, till I found I had got hold of the daughter's ear, and then I pointed out the persons of distinction in the company, and seasoned my conversation with some delicate compliments, all which she did receive in very good fashion, rewarding me with such looks from her soft hazel eyes as warmed my veins like a stoup of canary. The old fellow courteously invited me to his house, and the dear wench did repeat some most enticing words, which sent me to the mercer's in a presently. To please him, I ordered these fal- lals, and to please her, I wear them. I met her by appoint- ment since then in Paul's Walk, and after that she gave me some delicious interviews alone in her father's dwelling, of which I made right profitable use. I tell thee, she is ready to melt in my arms." " A wax doll would do the same, Dick," drily remarked the other, "if thou wert warm enough." " Away with thy pestilent similes !" exclaimed his guest, starting up from his seat, as if in anger; then, resuming his place, continued : — " She showed me yesterday a sonnet, or some other pernicious mischief of the kind, which had been 10 SHAKSPEARE written in commendation of her beauty — perhaps by some crazy eng-rosser of parchments. The plague of bad clients be upon him ! — and asked me to try what I could do in that way. Now, unless I can produce some such verses — my malediction rest upon Apollo and all his generation ! — I feel assured I may spare myself the trouble of venturing within the precincts of her tenement. Thou knovvest I could as soon fly as rhyme. I have scratched my head till it ached, and looked up to the ceiling till my neck was as stiff as my ruff; but if ever I succeeded in making reason of my rhyme, or rhyme of my reason, I'm worse than a Jew. So I tell thee what, sweet Will, thou shait help me in this strait with thine own unparalleled talents, and if I be not grateful, call me a dog." " Dog, quotha !" cried his guest, in seeming amazement, " art thou not tire veriest dog that howls o' nights ? What a face hast thou, thou impudent varlet, after having, with thy miserable breath, cursed Apollo and all his generation, to come, cap in hand, to one of the humblest of his followers ! Go to, I'll ha' none o' thee ! I abandon thee to the fury of the immortal gods." " Nay, but, sweet Will." " Ay, ' sweet Will' thou callest me now ; yet a moment since I was likened to a jackass eating thistles. Hast thou no shame 1 Dost think, because thine own wretched hack will not stir a foot, that thou shalt ride on my Pegasus'? I'm an oyster if I let thee." " What ! not assist thy old friend and comrade 1" asked the other, in the same bantering tone he had used from the first; " how often have I done thee a good turn that way? Dost remember, in merry Stratford, when we were both boys, yet with an intolerant inclination for the honours of m.anhood, how often I did lead Sir Thomas Lucy's game- keeper in search of imaginary deer-stealers, whilst thou wert courting his niece in the shrubbery 1" " Ha ! ha ! ha ! thou hast me there, Dick," replied his friend, unable to refrain from laughing at the odd associa- tions which came crowding to his memory, " thou hast me there of a surety. Ah, Kate ! she was a delectable little gipsy, with a most enticing ankle, and a smile that would thaw a six weeks' frost. But dost forget thine own tricks, old memorandum ? Hast forgot when thou w^ert laying siege to Barbara, the sexton's pretty daughter, behind the AND ins FRIENDS. 11 church, how I, with a sheet I had stolen for the nonce, and a turnip-lantern and candle, did stalk through the church- yard, to keep the folks from disturbing thee — to the horror of the whole neighbourhood, and the near frightening to death of three ancient spinsters, two drunken ploughboys, and the parish constable 1" " Ha ! ha ! ha !" shouted the other, with an obstreperous fit of mirth, " 'tis as true as life ; I'm nothing better than a Turk, if every word isn't gospel. But," added he gravely, *' who could imagine Master William Shakspeare playing the ghost in a country church-yard ]" " Or Master Richard Burbage playing the lover to a sex- ton's daughter V And thereupon the two worthies did laugh till the tears ran down their cheeks, and for some time every word they added seemed to act as a provocative to their mirth. " I'faith, after all's said and done," observed Master Shak- speare, when he had recovered his gravity, " 'twas most ex- quisite fooling." " I'faith it was," said Master Burbage. " But thou wilt let me have the verses ?" he added, as he sauntered up to the table. "Ay, marry will I, for old acquaintance sake," replied his friend, and immediately did search among his papers, from which he presently selected one. Scrutinising it earnestly, he continued, " Ha ! here is a string of idle rhymes that mayhap may suit thy purpose, and thy mercer's daughter also. I think of it indifferently; nay, I will acknowledge I fancy 'tis rather discreditable to me ; but each has his own taste, and therefore it may stand a chance of pleasing thy inamorata. Listen, and I will read it to thee." Master Burbage did lean his elbow on the table, having his body bent forward, and supporting his head with his hand ; and kept a profound attention whilst Master Shak- speare read the following lines. •* The Time hath passed for g'oJIike forms To leave awhile their starry homes, And throw, 'mid human clouds and storms, Elysian joy on mortal domes. The time hath passed when Phcebus flung His golden spells on laughing earth ; And every field and forest rung WiUi hymns of bliss, and shouts of mirth. 12 SHAKSrEARE Chaste Dian's silv'ry voice is mute, The Sea Nymplis dance not on the shore ; Silent is now tlie Dryad's flute, And Pan's sweet reed is heard no more. E'en Love hath folded up his wings, And from his hand his bow hath cast ; Apollo's lyre hath lost its strings, Its tune hath fled — Tue Time uath passed. **Gonc are the glorious visitants Who gave this world so bright a grace, And Grief and Care — a thousand wants, And endless crimes, are in their place ; Unhonoured is the poet's lay That once made all Olympus glad; And Worth is left to beg its way, Or perish with the mean and bad. And I, who strove with heart and mind. That famished souls might break their fast, Discover now that Heaven is blind. The world is dead — The Time uath passed ! "Ob, no, the Time's restored again, And with it all its gladdening shapes. The whilst, from off the breast and brain, The cloud in which they lay, escapes. Phcebus in thy bright shape returns. Thy words chaste Dian's voice enslave. For thee the Sea Nymphs' crystal urns. When in the bath thy limbs must lave. Love in thine eyes hath ta'en new ground. And keeps his sharp artillery there ; The breeze Apollo's strings hath found. And stirs them in thy golden hair? And as for Pan's Arcadian reed. Tuned with the Dryads, measured trips, AVhat blissful melodies exceed The music breathing from thy lips ? Well cared for is the green earth still. When round thee all Olympus glows ; Well honoured is the poet's skill. When worth hke thine its praise bestows. Then blessings be upon thy path, And joy that no ill breath can blast Be with thee — now the world's poor wrath Can harm me not — The Time hath passed !'* " Excellent good, i'faith !" exclaimed Master Burbage, de- lightedly. " Excellent good ! If she be not satisfied with it, nothing less than another Iliad will gratify her cormorant AND HIS FRIENDS. 13 fancy. Give me the paper, sweet Will ! Dan Homer was a blind ballad-monger to thee, thou prince of rhymers." " Avaunt, thou horrid flatterer I" cried Master Shakspeare, as he allowed his companion to conceal the verses in his purse. " But 'tis poor fishing with other folks' tackle, Dick," he added, in his own facetious way. " Faith, I care not an' 1 have good sport : and I'll pay thee for thy tackle with a loose fish or two," replied the other, with a chuckle of inward satisfaction. •' I'll ha' none o' thy gudgeons," said his friend, with mock disdain. " When I fish I catch whales." " Then hast thou a very blubberly taste," rejoined Mas- ter Burbage, " and when I want salve for a wound I'll come to thee ; for thou must have a most infinite stock of spermaceti." Thus they proceeded, bantering and laughing at one an- other, and indulging their humours with perfect satisfaction themselves, when a knock was heard at the door, and ad- mittance being granted, there entered a man of a pleasant aspect, and of spare figure, not so gaily garmented as Mas- ter Burbage, yet having much of the outward appearance of respectability. " Welcome, good Lazarus Fletcher. Welcome !" cried Master Shakspeare. " Hail to thee, Lazarus I" added Master Burbage, in his usual jocose manner. " Hast thou come to the rich man's table, Lazarus ] Look for the crumbs, man ! Look for the crumbs ! and thou art not like to get any thing else ; for the table hath nothing better than a bare trencher, and an empty tankard. Catch the crumbs that have fallen then, for, in truth, thou lookest wofully like a right hungry La- zarus." " If I look as hungry as Lazarus, thou lookest as fine as Dives," retorted Master Fletcher. " What, be there no dogs to lick this Lazarus, that he seemeth so woundily sore?" said the other. " But I tell thee what, Lazarus, an' thou ever liest in Abraham's bosom, thou hadst best tuck up thine ankles, for thou must needs find there a plentiful lack of bed-room." " Mind not the reprobate, worthy Fletcher," observed Mas- ter Shakspeare, yet unable to refrain from laughing. " Marry, why should I mind him," replied the other, " he VOL. I. 2 14 SHAKSPEARE onlyshoweth that he hath a spice of the ability of Sampson : for he maketh a goodly use of the jawbone of an ass." " Ha ! ha 1" shouted Master Shakspeare, chafing his hands in the intensity of his delight. " Spare him not, good Laza- rus ; an' thou Jovest me, spare him not." Then looking to- wards his friend, he added, " I'faith, Dick, thou hast found thy match." " Match !" exclaimed Master Burbage, turning sharp round from the casement out of which he had that moment been leaning, " ay, marry ! and like other matches — all the good lieth in the brimstone. But tell us thy news, Master Fletcher; for that there is something in the book is evident in the index — thou lookest as important as a tailor's wife threading her husband's needle." " O' my troth, I have something worth the telling," replied he. " Disburthen thyself then, and quickly, good Lazarus," ob- served Master Shakspeare. "There hath a message come from the Master of the Revels, worthy Master Edmond Tilney," said Master Fletcher, «' to the intent that it be the design of the queen's majesty, with divers of her honourable court, to honour her poor players with a visit ; and leaving Hemings and Con- dell and the rest to prepare for her reception, I posted off here, as Master Burbage had left word that he would be found at Master Shakspeare's lodgings." " Hurrah !" shouted Master Burbage, snatching up his hat and waving it over his head, " we'll have a right worshipful audience. Heaven preserve her majesty, and enrich her servants, say L Come along, good Lazarus !" he added, as he caught his brother actor by the arm, "we must to the playhouse." " I will be with thee anon, Dick," said Master Shakspeare, as his visiters were proceeding to the door. " But I have a letter to write to my Lord Southampton, to thank him for yonder exquisite present of flowers he hath sent me from his own garden, and to acquaint him with our proceedings with the court of aldermen, touching our threatened liberties, at the Blackfriars." " Success attend thee. Will, in all thy doings," exclaimed his friend, and putting on his hat he led his companion out of the chamber. Master Shakspeare being lefl alone, did presently draw AND HIS FRIENDS. 15 up his chair closer to the table on which he had been writ- ing, and did recommence his labours with an admirable dili- gence. Ma3'iiap he was engaged in the inditing of one of those right tlimous plays which did bring so much honour to his name ; but know 1 not this for a surety ; and as a trusty chronicler, I will only subscribe to that of which I have per- fect knowledge. However, it be certain that he had not been long so engaged, when a third knock was heard at the door, so gentle it was scarcely audible ; and although he seemed at first somewhat impatient of interruption (for no man liketh to be much disturbed in his privacy), when, upon his giving permission to the person to enter, he observed his visiter, he gave him most courteous welcome. He was a youth, aged seventeen, or thereabouts, tall, slim, and elegant, and though clad in homely russet, there was that in his graceful carriage, and in his mild yet thoughtful countenance, that did signify something of a far higher quality than such poor apparel did denote. But most remarkable was the ex- ceeding modesty of his deportment. He opened and closed the door almost tremblingly, and respectfully taking off his hat, advanced into the room with downcast eyes, to the great marvel of our illustrious poet. "I took the boldness, Master Shakspeare," said the youth falteringly, as he kept smoothing his hat with his hand where he stood in the middle of the chamber — " I took the boldness some short time since to send you a tragedy of my poor contrivance; hoping, from wiiat I had heard of your worthy disposition, that you w^ould honour that humble attempt to such an extent as to give it your perusal ; and peradventure if such an obscure individual be not thought altogether un- worthy of attention from one so excellently gifted as your- self, you will favour me so far as to grant me your opinion of its matter and management." " That will I, worthy sir, without fail," replied Master Shakspeare, regarding his young visiter with a more than ordinary interest. " But you must first acquaint me with your name, and the title of the play you entrusted to my custody ; for my reputation, however little deserved it may be, and my influence at the playhouse, which is thought to be greater than it is, are the causes of my being continually applied to for a similar purpose." " The tragedy was called ' Hero and Leander,' and I ijgncd my name ' Francis,' " murmured the youth. 16 SIIAKSPEARE "Let me beg of you to be seated, worthy Master Fran- cis," exclaimed the other, as he hastily handed him a chair. "I remember it well," he added, as he searched among his papers on the table, " by the token that it did contain many passages that exhibited no mean ability." The melancholy aspect of the young stranger did brighten up marvellously at the hearing of this commendation, and his eyes looked abundance of thanks. He argued the most favourable conclusion from so promising a commencement, for it is the nature of youth to be sanguine upon very little occasion. " I have it," said Master Shakspeare, as he laid hold of the manuscript ; and, opening it, sat himself down in the chair, as if to give it a careful examination : then added, " but in all honesty, I must acknowledge that it hath a total unfitness for representation." At this the youth's counte- nance became blanched with a sudden paleness. " It hath a lack of every thing which is most necessary for a drama to have : to wit, action — interest — and character ; — the which if it have not, were it written by King Solomon him- self, or the seven wise masters in conjunction, it would have no chance with our modern audiences. The time of mys- teries and moralities hath gone by. People now will not listen to dialogues without an object, and plays without a plot. David hath ceased to abuse Goliath in a set speech an hour long, and Joseph lingereth no longer to preach a thrice tedious sermon to Potiphar's wife. If a play have not action it must needs have but little interest ; for although some- thing may occasionally be done in a narrative form, if the ball be not kept up — that is to say, if the dramatis personae be doing of nothing — even if the sentences be proverbs of wisdom, then shall the play be a bad play. Again, if the characters who form the plot have no individuality or dis- tinct features, in accordance with nature or probability, though they look like Alexanders and argue like Aristotles, shall the play be a bad play. Your tragedy, Master Fran- cis, hath these particular defects, and I should be hugely de- ficient in candour, and in no way deserving the confidence you have been pleased to place in me, were I to refrain from telling you that it cannot be acted with any profit either to yourself or others. There is another objection to it — the subject hath already been done by Kit Marlowe." Master Shakspeare observing for the first time that the AND HIrf FRIENDS. 17 Hps of his visiter had lost their accustomed ruddiness, and that he did look most despairing and wo-begone, with that sweet sympathy which maketh the generous so fearful of giv- ing pain to another, instantly began to turn over the leaves of Master Francis his play, and resumed his discourse. " But let me not cause you to imagine that I think naught of your tragedy. Master Francis. Far be it from me to say so. I do consider the blank verse very musical and eloquent, and full of right admirable conceits. Here is a passage in which a lover, expostulating with his mistress, who doth affect in- constancy in no small measure, sayeth this much as argu ■ ment to prove the unity of love : — ** 'Effect and cause — (the lover and the loved) Are consequence and origin of one Vure, sing-le, and connective property— The proud desire of human happiness; Which leads one spirit to another one. One heart unto its fellow. This is love. Which, with an inclination natural, And fond and sweet, and generous and good, Ever inclineth one sex to the other To realise a mutual bliss. The two, In pairs, from other pairs apart, are joined In bonds of budding hopes and blushing joys ; The whilst the Social Virtues hand in hand, Link'd like the golden rings that form a chain Of precious, priceless worth, circle them round, And keep off from the temple of their bliss. Unholy thoughts, false gods and evil deeds.* "And again, in continuation of the same subject: — '* 'The forest tops Give voices to the wind, and there the dove Sits with her mate secure — with heart all joy — In inclination uncorrupt — in dreams That are reality: and still her breast With passionate ecstacy heaves tremblingly; There is a stirring gladness in her eyes; There is a thrilling music in her voice ; For she doth own a bless'd tranquillity. No other winged one can seek that nest; They find a perfect pleasure in themselves ; Their lives are for each other; and unknown Beyond the little sanctuary of their loves, Is any rapture which they there enjoy. " * If Nature then declare her law to be That one alone should unto one be fixed 2* 18 3HAKSFEARK In sacred love and pure devotcdncss, Sliall human-kind, of loving* thing's the bcs*. The noblest, wisest, and the most divine. Give that in partnership to more than one Which one alone can know in purity ? Divide this precious influence — 'tis lost. The moment that in other hands 'tis placed Gone is the golden virtue it possessed. The sage's wnsdom is his own — the wand Of the magician doUi forget its charm With one who hath no magic — strike the harp A moment since so eloquent with song Raised by the poet's skill, and nothing speaks But what is dull, and harsh, and dissonant. And why is this? — Because in natural things. There is an ownership ; and Love, of all Our natural gifts most natural, Admits of no division of its worth. We cannot set one gem in many rings.' " I do opine, Master Francis," continued our illustrious dramatist, with a look of kindness towards his youns^ com- panion, who had been listening with delighted attention to Master Shakspeare's faultless delivery of his lines, — " I do opine that there is much admirable matter in these words; and the same opinion holds good towards other passages in your play, of similar excellence ; which plainly prove to me that there is no lack of promise in you. But be not too hasty; pluck not the fruit before it be ripe, else they who may chance to taste it will make wry mouths. If you would take the advice of one willing to do you all manner of good offices — " " If I do not, I should be the most unworthy varlet that lives," exclaimed Master Francis warmly. "You will wait awhile before you. offer any composition to the public eye," said Master Shakspeare, affecting not to notice the interruption he had received, yet being much pleased thereat. " You are young — your knowledge of the world must therefore be scanty ; and although I do perceive in your writings a comprehensive acquaintance with books, he who writeth tragedies should possess an equal knowledge of men ; therefore I do advise you, for some years to come, to study mankind, if you entertain any desire of taking your stand among our English dramatists. Moreover, you have as yet acquired no information as to the business of the stage — a matter of vast moment towards the success of even AND HI3 FRlENOf. ^ 19 tlie best piny. This you. can only inform yourself of by noting what others have done. The most effective way for you to do this is to come to us at the play-house, where you shall have free ingress and egress upon every fitting occa- sion : and I will forward your interest in all that my poor skill or influence can effect." The tone of kindness with which these last sentences were delivered, seemed to have a most powerful effect upon the listener ; indeed it had gone direct to his heart, and he sat for some seconds perfectly unable to utter a syllable. " Is there any thing more I can do for you V inquired Master Shakspeare, regarding the changing colour and mo- dest demeanour of his visiter with increasing interest. " Though I seek not to make a boast of it, I have some powerful friends, to whom, peradventure, my recommenda- tion would do good service, if ventured in behalf of one of your excellent parts and disposition." " Oh, Master Shakspeare !" murmured the youth, looking up to him with eyes made humid by his grateful emotions, " I would I had language to thank you ; but ni)' heart is too full." " Nay, nay, worthy Master Francis," said the other, en- couragingly. " If you love me you must not think of that. He who looks for thanks deserveth them not. Such a one am not I. I will acknowledge I feel a regard for you, and would wish to be your friend ; and if you will entrust me with your confidence, rest assured it shall not be abused. Tell me, is your way of life agreeable to you ]" " Indeed it is not," replied his visiter, with a melancholy expression of countenance that completely attested the truth of the avowal. " But w^hy should I take advantage of the goodness of your disposition ? or why trouble you with my complaints? I have already taken up too much of your valuable time." Then he added, as he rose from his chair to depart, " I thank you very heartily for your kindness, which, in all times to come, shall be the most delightful of my remembrances ; and if it please you to give me my papers, I would gratefully take my leave." ♦' We part not thus," said Master Shakspeare, quickly, as he rose from his seat, and taking hold of Master Francis' shoulder, did affectionately push him back into his chair ; then sitting carelessly on the edge of the table adjoining, with ono hand of his visiter kindly pressed in his own, and 20 > yilAKSPEARE with a most benevolently smiling countenance he proceeded. '* We part not thus. Sit you down, Master Francis — sit you down : and let not the modesty of your disposition be a stumbling-block to the advancement of your fortunes. The world hath not used you well, or I mistake countenances hugely. Let me try to make amends for the unkindness of others. I have both the inclination and the power to serve ; and it seemeth to me that I should do myself credit by any service I could render. Let me be your friend, Master Francis. I assure you, on the honour of a Christian gentle- man, and a humble follower of the Muses, that you will do me a great wrong, if you allow me not the satisfaction of befriending you." " Indeed, Master Shakspeare, you are too good," exclaimed his visiter, warmly returning the pressure of the hand he had received. " I know not what to say — I lack words — I am quite overpowered." " What a wittol am I, and one shamefully neglectful of the duties of hospitality !" said Master Shakspeare, suddenly, as he sprung from the table, and, proceeding to a cupboard in a recess of the chamber, did presently return, bringing a flask and tv/o drinking horns. " I would you would excuse me, worthy Master Shak- speare," said the youth, modestly, as soon as he observed the movement of his host. " Excuse me no excuses," replied the other, with a smile, as he made room on the little table, and poured out the wine into the vessels, . " What ! shall it be said that Will Shak- speare denied a brother poet a draught of the fountain from which he hath so often drawn inspiration ? Tell it not at the Mermaid. A cup of this excellent sherris will warm both our hearts." " You have made my heart warm enough as it is," ob- served Master Francis, still hesitating to take the proffered cup. " Tush, man !" replied Master Shakspeare, hospitably forcing the cup into his guest's almost reluctant hand, " will you not drink to my health?" " Ah, that will I, with all true earnestness," exclaimed the other, as he immediately raised the wine to his lips. " And I most heartily wish, as all England must wish, that your life be long preserved to delight and enrich this island with your right excellent labours." AND HIS FRIENDS. 21 "Thank you, worthy Master Francis, thank you," said his host, shaking his companion cordially by the hand ; " it is gratifying to be praised at all, but to be praised by those who can appreciate, is the most exquisite of flattery. And now let me pledge you to our better acquaintance," added he, as he poured out a brimming cup for himself, "and may success attend you equal to your deserts, — which be of no common order." '* You are too liberal in your commendation — indeed you are," observed the youth, as a slight blush appeared upon his countenance. " Not a whit, man, not a whit," replied his host, as he finished his draught. " There can be no harm in praising a modest man : for if the desert be not equal to the praise, he will not rest till he make it so. But your cup is empty." " Nay, good Master Shakspeare," exclaimed the other, as he noticed his host refilling the cup — " if it please you, no more." " But it does not please me, Master Francis," said his com- panion jocosely. " I am not used to drinking of wine of a morning, and it may chance get- in my head." *' No vessel can be the worse for containing good wine, Master Francis. So you must e'en drink another cup." " I thank you, but I would rather not," said Master Francis falteringly, as the vessel was handed him. " What, hesitate to drink the queen's health ?" exclaimed Master Shakspeare in seeming astonishment. " Why, how now ? Surely loyalty hath gone out of the land, if the guest of one of her majesty's poor players refuse to join him in drinking the health of Queen Elizabeth." " I thought not of that ;" remarked the other quietly taking the wine, " I will join you gladly." Thereupon, with much sincerit}^ of heart, tliese two did drink to the queen's majes- ty. " But I must be going, or my uncle will be angered with me; and he is a man of a most ungracious humour," said Master Francis. "A murrain on him !" cried Master Shakspeare. " And, if I may make so free to ask, who is he?" " He is Gregory Vellum, the scrivener, of St. Mary Axe," replied the youth ; " and though report says he abounds in riches, one would suppose that he hath not sufficient to fur- nish a beggar's wallet." 22 SHAKSPEARR " Have you no father living?" asked liis host. " It is uncertain," responded Master Francis more serious- ly. " My mother's was a private marriage with a gentleman much above her in station, and as he said it would injure him in tiie estimation of his family if his union became known, she kept his quality a secret from all who knew her. He went to the wars a short time before she gave birth to me, and has never since been heard of; and my poor mother died in childbed, without leaving any other memorial of her husband than this miniature, which I always carry about with me." Master Shakspeare silently examined the trinket, which was in a gold frame, that the youth wore round his neck. On one side was the likeness of a very lovely woman ; the other had contained another miniature, mayhap, of a cavalier ; but it was now empty. " The initials E. V., on one side the frame, are for my mo- ther Eleanor Vellum," continued the youth, " and the F. H., on the empty frame, are doubtless the initials of my father ; of which one must be Francis, for so she always called him, as I have heard, and therefore by that name have I been christened ; but what the other standeth for I know not, and perchance may never know till the day of judgment." "Be of good heart. Master Francis," said his companion, encouragingly, " peradventure the secret may be discovered sooner than you look for. But what says your uncle? — knoweth he nothing ?" " Sometimes I am apt to think that he knows more than he is inclined to tell," replied Master Francis; "for in his unguarded moments, he hath dropped some mysterious hints which savour a little of the purpose. But he is so con- tinually upbraiding me for the troubles and the charges I put him to — he so stints me in all sorts of necessaries, and so begrudges me the little pleasure I enjoy, — that he hath made my life a daily burthen, and I should be right glad to get from under his roof, to labour in any capacity for which I may be properly qualified." " That shall not be long first, or my name be not Will Shakspeare," exclaimed his host, as he poured out another cup of wine for his guest. " Nay, good Master Shakspeare," cried the youth, rising up and taking his hat, as he noticed the brimming vessel proceeding towards him, " prythee let me go ; I have drunk most bountiful'- ^ thonv ■».,-- " AND HIS FRIENDS. 23 " One more cup, and it shall be the last." •' Indeed I would rather not." " Now, look at this !" exclaimed Master Shakspeare, in ap- parent wonder. " Here is a youth of some eighteen years or so, who confesses that he hath met with no fair damsel with soul-enkindling eyes and roseate cheeks, whose health he deems worthy of being drunk in a bumper of sherris," *' I said not that. Master Shakspeare," replied his young companion, hastily, as the colour mounted to his cheek — " Believe me, I said not that." " I believe you most. heartily," said his host with a laugh, as he noticed the youth's increasing confusion. " I see con- viction in your complexion. Her health, Master Francis." " Well, I suppose I must," observed his guest, as if anxious to be quickly relieved from his embarrassment. " I thank you kindly. She is a right noble creature, and I should be the basest wretch alive were I to refu.se to drink her healtli — considering " Here the young poet stopped suddenly ; his complexion acquired a warmer glow; and a shadow of deep melancholy overspread his features. " Hath she no name. Master Francis V inquired the other earnestly, and, if the truth must be told, somewhat mis- chievously. "Indeed she hath," he replied. "It is a good name — a name of excellent credit — a " " I doubt it not," observed Master Shakspeare, with more than his usual gravity; " but to the point, man. Dost hesi- tate to tell it ] Take my word for it, you are paying her no compliment if you do." " Her name is Joanna," said the youth in a voice scarcely audible, and trying unsuccessfully to hide his confusion. " Then drink I your Joanna's health in a brimming cup, and with a most heartfelt wish that she may be worthy of you, and that you may be happy with her." Master Francis said nothing, but hastened to drink the wine that had been placed in his hand. " And now, Master Francis, here is your tragedy," said his companion, as he gave him the manuscript, with a bene- volent countenance and a cordial shake of the hand ; " and henceforth consider me your friend, for I wish to prove my- self such. Something shall be done for you, rest assured; and that very shortly. Good day. Master Francis, good day," he continued, as he kindly led his visiter to the door, and opened it for him. 24 8HAKSPEARB Master Francis could only look his thanks, and then threading the narrow staircase of the house, made the best of his way to St. Mary Axe. CHAPTER II. My heart allows No gums, nor amber, but pure vows ; There's fire at breathing of your name. And do not fear — I have a tear Of joy to curb any immodest flame. SniRLET. Oh, sir, the wonder! A beauty ripe as harvest, Whose skin is whiter than a swan all over, Than silver, snow, or lilies! A soft lip Would tempt you to eternity of kissing. And flesh that melteth in the touch to blood ; Bright as your gold, and lovely as your gold. Bek Jonsow. " Francis ! Francis !" screamed out a little old man, meanly apparelled, as he stumped about with his stick in a gloomy room, that appeared from its deficiency in all furniture, save a desk with a tall stool, and several papers and parchments tied up and placed on shelves about the fire-place, that it was an office. " Francis ! Francis, I say ! A murrain on thee for a lazy varlet ! thou art sure to give me the slip as soon as my back is turned. Francis !" he shouted again, and then muttered to himself, " a wasteful, idle good-for-naught, that be always consuming my substance or misspending my time ; I would I were well rid of him. Francis, I say ! Here have I been bawling about the house for the better part of an hour searching for him — the graceless vagrant. Francis !" Thus he went on, growling and grumbling, and poking into every hole and corner, with a physiognomy most unnaturally crabbed, and a voice feeble and shrewish. At last he sat himself down on the stool, laid aside his stick, and began examining the loose papers on the desk ; first putting on a pair of cracked spectacles, to assist his sight. Besides being short and old — that is, of some sixty years or more — he was of a marvellous spare body ; and his short nose and pointed AND HIS FRIENDS. "45 chin, siiiall eyes, and saturnine complexion, did not appear to more advantage, surrounded by a scanty beard that had become quite grizzled by age. His attire was of the home- liest — nay, it gave evidence of more than ordinary thrift — for his trunks were patched, and his hose were darned, and his shoes would have looked all the better had they been in- debted to the craft of the cordwainer. As for his doublet, it was of a most ancient fashion, and though the cloth was ori- ginally a Lincoln green, it had become, by long use, and ex- posure to all sorts of weather, more resembling the dingy hue of a smoked rafter. As he scrutinised the papers, he broke out into such vehe- ment ejaculations as these. " This account not finished ! Here's a villanous neglect of my interests ! Here's a shameful contempt of my au- thority ! Here's flat contradiction and horrible ingratitude ! Oh, the abominable and most pestilent knave ! whilst he eats me out of house and home — costs me a world and all in tai- loring and other charges — he leaveth my business to take care of itself. But what have we here"?" he exclaimed, as he commenced examining a paper that had evidently been con- cealed amongst the others. " Verses, or I'm a heathen !" cried he in a tone of consternation. " Nay, if he takes to such evil courses, it must needs come to hanging." Whilst he was intent upon perusing with angry exclamations the contents of the object that had excited his displeasure, he suddenly felt a hand upon his shoulder, and turning round with no small degree of alarm impressed upon his unamiable features, he observed a young female — by her dress proba- bly of the middle ranks. She wore on the back of her head a small velvet hat, from under which escaped several long dark tresses, that, parted in the front, set off to great advan- tage a right comely face, of a very rich complexion, which was made infinitely more attractive, by a pair of delicate dark hazel eyes, peculiarly seductive in their expression. Her age might be somewhat beyond twenty ; for her form was fully rounded, and moulded into .he most excellent pro- portions, which were admirably apparelled in a neat boddice and a dainty farthingale. In truth, she was a damsel pos- sessed of all the perfections of womanhood. " You sweet rogue, how you frightened me !" exclaimed the old man ; the surprise and alarm he had exhibited in his VOL. r. 3 26 SHAKSPEARE countenance now giving place to pleasure and admiration, as he gazed upon the smiling beauty before him. " But what hath so put your temper into vital jeopardy, good Gregory Vellum?" added she coaxingly, as she leaned over his shoulder, seemingly the better to observe the writing he held in his hand. " Marry, matter enough, sweetest," replied he ; " that un- dutiful and most hardened reprobate, my nephew — a plague on all parents that cannot provide for their own offspring, say I — unmindful of the great expenses he hath put me to, not only leaves my business unattended, whenever I am not watching his movements, but passeth the times he should employ for my advantages in destroying my paper, pens, and ink, in scribbling a whole host of pernicious verses." " Oh, the profligate !" cried the other, as if marvelling greatly ; but still stretching out her pretty neck to see what was written on the paper. " I am glad to see that you regard his atrocious wicked- ness with a proper detestation," repeated the other. "But that be not the worst of his villany. Only think of the pes- tilent varlet robbing me of these fine bits of candle, which in my search for him a moment since I found secreted away in his chamber." And thereupon, with a look of terrible in- dignation, he brought out of his vest, carefully wrapt up in an old rag, three candle-ends, each about an inch long. " What wonderful iniquity !" exclaimed she, giving a hasty glance at the contents of the rag, and then again quickly fixing her gaze upon the paper. •' Ay, that is it with a vengeance," replied the old man. " Now, he stealeth these pieces of candle — a murrain on him for his abominable dishonesty — and burneth them when I, his too indulgent uncle, am fast asleep; and there he sits, wearing out the night in studying a most unprofitable lot of heathenish books. But take this trumpery and read it, Mistress Joanna, for he writes such an unnatural fine hand that my poor eyes ache with looking at it." The fair Joanna took the paper somewhat eagerly, and without a second summons or a word of reply, stood before the old man, and, as he wiped his spectacles and put them away, and carefully folded up the candle-ends, she read what follows. AND HIS FRIENDS. 27 A RIGHT EARNEST EXPOSTULATION. ADDRESSED TO HER WHO ^VILL BEST V^DERSTAUD IT. Having- so oft and fondly sung- thy praise, 1 find I cannot tliy defects poiirtray ; My pen is ready for most flalt'ring lays, Bat censures not : it knoweth not the way. Thou, to my heart, hast g-iven deep offence, Yet see I in thee naught but excellence. 'Tis passing" strangle — but pity 'tis too true ! Thy goodness towards me doth seem to halt ; Thing's manifold thou dost unkindly do "^^'hich pain me much — yet know I not Ihy fault ; For ev'ry day thou heapest on me wrongs Find'st ihou a perfect creature in my songs. Wherefore is this ^ — 'Tis thus — no long time since Each day, each hour, each moment found me blest ; All the fond love thy nature could evince, All the s%veet goodness of thy gentle breast. Didst thou in pure devotion render mine, To teach me what of earth was most divine. As a rude heathen who to stock and stone Prostrates his soul in worship — when he knows The Truth that reigns almighty and alone. He evermore with the true worship bows; My idols I cast down, and knelt and prayed Where, I knew veil, my hopes of Heaven were laid. Then bountifully were thy blessings showered ; And I, the sole receptacle they sought. Have known my grateful spirit overpowered 'Neath the delighting burdens thou hast brought. Oft didst thou say thou could'st love none but me ; And much I strived to be wortliy thee. But now — unhappy chance that brought this turn! Thou dost deny me with excuses weak Tlie fondnesses for which my soul doth yearn. And dost witliin another's eyeball seek The charm, the spirit, and the joy that shone In my rapt gaze reflected from thine own! Nothing ihou doest doth my eyes escape ; I know thy purposes — thy thoughts behold : Alas, that they sliould often take a shape Which multiplies my cares a thousand fold ! Alas, that thou ait changed! — alas, indeed, A [)lant so fair should bear such worthless seed! 28 SHAKSPEARE But these stem words on thee must never fall ; 'Tis my uiikicky fortune that's to blame, In my own hiart I censure not at all ; For all thy goodnesses such footing" claim, That thy unkindnesses there find no place — There is no room for things that seem so base. Cease I to be of value in thy sight ? The worth 1 owned hath vanislied utterly: The pebbles upon which thy feet alight To me more estimable seem than I; For as the moon doth borrow all her shine. My worthiness hath had its source in thine. Fault none of mine is it that I am not So precious as thy love hath made me seem ; Thou prized me tlien for worth I had not got ; And now thou do?^ my meed too lowly deem : Yet if thou thinkest me such sort as this. Am I the very poorest thing that is. I know not why that thou should'st now prefer Another to a heart so much thine own : I'd say no more if it were worthier, But doubt I much it love like mine hath known. Oh, would I could forget that thou wert kind. Or thou would'st act more truly to my mind ! Remember this — the threat'ning cataract That loudest roars, is use for no man's hands ; And 'mid thy mind's best stores retain this fact — The humblest waters may have golden pands : Then scorn not thou the lowliest things that toil. The treasures of the earth are in the soil. "Flat disobedience and rank atheism !" exclaimed the old man, after he had Ij-^tened with evident impatience to the perusal of the poem — "Didst ever hear of such heathenish notions ] not to say that I understand it — I'd rather be hanged than understand any such villany. But what think you of it, Mistress Joanna 7 I see the horrible impiety of it hath quite discomposed you." In truth, v/hat Gregory Vellum had stated, was nigh unto the fact ; for Joanna had quickly discovered that the verses she was reading were written for her, and intended for her eye alone ; and as the allusions they contained struck upon her mind, her changing colour denoted how much she was moved by them. When she came to the end, she was, for a few minutes utterly disconcerted. She seemed lost in a maze of conflicting thoughts ; her brow became dark, and AND HIS FRIENDS. 29 her eyes fixed, and so completely had she given herself up to her own reflections, that she heard not the question that had been put to her. " What say you, sweetheart 1" said he familiarly, laying his hand upon her shoulder. " Doth not your hair stand on end to see how he misuseth me'' Why, he costs me a mat- ter of a groat a week for his diet — for he hath the appetite of two carriers — and then — the caitiff! to be robbing me in this monstrous manner, when candles are threepence to the pound — and to be scribbling his preposterous atrocities when stationary is at so high a cost. By my troth, he hath no more virtue than an addled egg ! But what think you of tlie verses V *' Sad stuff, Master Vellum," she replied, having perfectly recovered from her confusion ; " but be assured there is no harm in them. I think he ought not to be encouraged in these practices ; so I will e'en take the paper with me, and tear it to pieces as I go along." " Ah, do, good Joanna ! show upon it proper detestation of such thorough and most inconceivable villany," said he, as he observed her take possession of the poem. " But I must turn the rogue out of doors ; he will ruin me straight an I do not ; and I would as lief live among savages as exist with a knave who plundereth me by wholesale of such es- timable candies' ends, and destroys me so many fair sheets of paper in inditing matters it would be a scandal to under- stand." "JVay, good Master Vellum," observed his fair com- panion, " do not be so harsh with him. He is but young ; and boys have a natural tendency for the perpetration of these offences. When he attaineth the becoming gravity of his uncle, he will give over all such primitive delinquencies." " Dost think so, sweetest ]" inquired the old man eagerly, as with a most preposterous leer, he thrust his ungraceful countenance close to her beautiful face. " You are a woman of admirable discretion, and of a truly excellent fancy. Dost despise these raw youths ; and could'st affect a man of more mature years 1" " Ay, marry, and why not 1" inquired she very innocently. ♦' You are a most excellent wench !" exclaimed he with unaffected delight, as he seemed to feast his eyes upon the graces of her countenance — " one of ten thousand. Think you, you could rest content with an old man — nay, one not 3* 30 SHAKSPEARE SO old cither — wlio would never be gadding from you like your young gallants, none of whom are ever to be trusted out of sight, but would nourish you, and cherish you, and fondle you, and make much of you, and none but you ; and make you mistress of all his gold, his house, and chattels 1" " Ay, marry, why should I not ?" repeated she in the same tone. " Then you shall have me, sweetheart !" cried the old man in an ecstacy; and seeming, by the unsteady move- ment of his hands with great difficulty to refrain from throw- ing his arms around her neck. " I have loved you for some months, sweetest! and all the little gifts I have bestowed upon you, vrere to show you how enamoured I was of your most blessed condition. And I will tell you a secret my love ! my dove ! my angel! — my paragon of womanhood !" con- tinued he, fidgeting about, and gloating upon her with his lack-lustre eyes as if he were bewitciied. " Although I seem so poor — yet am I richer than I seem. Ay, am I. I have store of gold — bright yellow gold ! Hush, there's no one listening, is there 3" he all at once exclaimed, as, fearing he had said too much, he gave a restless glance around the room. " Not a soul," replied Joanna, still retaining the same un- moved countenance. "Yes, sweetheart," he continued, every now and then giving a suspicious glance about him, " I have saved, and scraped, and hoarded up a goodly store of wealth, the result of infinite painstaking, and exceeding self denial ; and you shall enjoy it ; you, my life, my queen ! Oh, how I long to hug you in my most fond embrace !" ♦' Softly, softly, Gregory Vellum," exclaimed she, quietly disengaging his arms from her neck : for, unable any longer to resist his impatient wishes, he had endeavoured, as our great dramatist hath it, to suit the action to the word. " Modest maids are not to be won in such boisterous fashion, and it little becometn the respectability of your deportment to exhibit such unseemly violence. As for your love, you must prove it by something besides words. You have pro- fessed for some time to be hugely taken with me ; but all professions are naught when unaccompanied by that which proveth their value. You are right liberal in promises, but your performance, as yet, hath been but scanty. If you have such store of gold as you talk of"^ — AND HIS FRIENDS. 31 " Hush ! hush ! not so loud, I prytheo, sweetheart," whispered the old man, going cautiously to the door, on tiptoe, opening, and looking out, and closing it carefully after him. '• Of a surety you would act more generously towards me than you have yet done," continued Joanna, without at- tending to the interruption ; " your true lovers are always bountiiL.]. Now there is a certain Venetian chain" — " Ay, tis of gold, and of most admirable workmanship," exclaimed Gregory' Vellum, " it cost me fifty crowns, or I'm a villanous Jew. I did promise it you, I remember well ; but if it please you, sweetest," continued the old man, sid- ling up to her, and leering in her face, " it shall be yours for a kiss. Accept you the conditions ]" " For 5'our sake, I v.ill say yes, good Gregory Vellum," replied she without hesitation. "It shall be yours — it shall be yours," cried the old man, chafing his hands, and every limb of him shaking with ex- citement. " Now give me the kiss, my heart ! my soul ! my life ! give me the kiss, I prythee." " The chain first, Gregory Vellum," said the other quietly, as she retreated from his proffered caresses. " Ay, but wait awhile — v/ait awliile sweetheart, and I will fetch it," said he, hastening to the door, in an agony of im- patience, and immediately returning to her side, before he had got half way ; " but when shall be the happy day 1 — name it, name it, excellent Joanna, for I do long for the time when we two shall be one." " W^e will talk of that anon ; — but, the chain," replied she. *' I fly, sweetest," cried the old man, shuffling off towards the door ; but, just as he was about to open it, he came back hastily, with his eyes glistening, and his leaden coun- tenance all of a glow, " we will spend all the yellow gold ; we will live a right merry life. I'faith you shall have all that heart can desire, you shall, you shall, you shall, my queen of beauty !" ♦• The chain, worthy Gregory Vellum," repeated his fair companion, as she eluded his eager advances. " I am gone," said he, again hastening off; but, before he opened the door, he turned round, clasped his skinny hands together, and turning up the whites of his eyes, exclaimed, " Indeed, I iove tiiee infinitely." •' That for thy love," cried she, spitting on the floor, with 32 SHAKSPEARE every mark of indignation and disgust, as soon as slic heard him rapidly ascending the stairs — " that for thy love, thou most abhorred and infamous old dotard : but I will use thee. For the sake of one whose little finger is dearer to me than thy old moth-eaten carcase, I will make thee bring out thy long-hoarded gold, and squander it right liberally." Then, hearing a noise at the door which opened into the street, she looked to see who it was. The same modest youth entered to whom the reader hath been introduced, at Master Shakspeare his lodging, on the Bankside. " What, Joanna !" he exclaimed, hastening towards her, with a most smiling countenance — " nay, this is a pleasure I dreamt not of." " Tis I, Francis," she replied, allowing him to take her hand, which he passionately pressed to his lips ; " but thy cheek is flushed, and thine eye unsteady. What ails thee J" " Nothing, dearest," said he, " 1 have been detained, and I thought my uncle would be angered with me for stopping ; for thou knowest how easy he is of provocation, so I ran ail the way home." " Thou hadst best make haste, and conceal thyself some- where for the nonce," responded she, "for thy uncle hath just left me, meaning to retuin straight ; and he is out of all temper with thee, for sundry offences which hesaith thou hast committed. So go thy ways and let me see thee soon, for I have much to say to thee." " I will do thy bidding lovingly ; yet it is a most regretful thing to be obliged to leave thee," he said, as with reluctant steps, and slow, he made towards the door. Then, keeping his eyes upon her till the last moment, eloquent with a most impassioned tenderness, he left the room. " Poor boy I" murmured she, as with a countenance full of melancholy interest, she watched his departure — " poor boy! he little knoweth how many distasteful things I do for his dear sake." At that moment Gregory Vellum was heard upon the stairs. There was a marked difference betwixt his goinjr and his returning; for, whereas, in the first instance, he had galloped like an ostrich, now he was heard descending, step by step, so slow that it would not be a great stretch of fancy to say, he might have fallen asleep between whiles. Presently he opened the door, and instead of hastening towards Joanna, with enamoured looks and impatient gestures, as might hav-e AND HIS FRIENDS. 33 been eynectcd from his previous behaviour, he advanced, at a laggard's pace, with his eyes fixed upon a glittering chain of gold, that he kept turning about in liis hand, and with a face in which the demon of avarice had evidently got the txjtter of the demon of sensuality. "How now!" exclaimed his companion, as she noticed tiis approach, " you went out as quick of motion as a young <;olt — you creep in with the preposterous tediousness of a snail." " It cost me fifty crowns !" remarked he, still keeping his eyes on the precious metal, as if there was a fascination in it he could not withstand. "Well, and what then?" inquired Joanna; "that is nothing to the store of gold of which you mean to make such gene- rous use, you know." " Ay, said I so '." said he quickly, and with a monstrous serious look, " no, 'twas a mistake. Gold ! I have no gold ; where should I get goldl I am poor, miserably poor, as you see. 'Tis a most admirable chain, and of right delicate work- manship," he continued, feasting his eyes upon it, as it glittered in his hand. " I'faith your love is of a most miserly disposition," re- sponded she, smiling most bewitchingiy all the time, " it pre- ferreth a sorry chain to the object of its pretended adoration. By my troth, if I marry you after this, I'll vex myself into fiddle-strings." " Ah ! talked you of marrying, sweetest V asked the old man eagerly, as he raised his eyes to her face; and, im- mediately they rested upon her well-favoured countenance, Ihey again began to twinkle with delight. " Truly have you the softest and most insinuating looks, and your smile is most absolute and irresistible. Your eyes, sweetheart, are as bright as this Venetian gold — but it cost me fifty crowns; and the pouting ripeness of your lips hath as much tempta- tion as the polish upon the links ; and, in good truth, 'tis a most rare and costly trinket." And thereupon he continued, now fixing his eyes upon the chain, and gloating upon its brilliance; and anon raising them to the face of his fair com- panion, as if doating upon its beauty. It was evident that there was a struggle in his soul, about parting with his pro- perty. He longed for a caress from the seductive Joanna; but the Venetian trinket had wound itself round his heart so strongly, that he could not bring himself to part with it. 34 8HAKSPEARE Several times it appeared that her soft glances had subdued his selfish nature; but just as he was on the point of giving up the object of his miserly regard, a look at its glittering links would again awake his avarice, and he would hesitate about its disposal. " Good morning to you, Gregory Vellum," said Joanna, as she turned upon her heel, with the intention of departing by the door that led into the street. " Nay, nay, sweetest !" exclaimed the old man, as he hastened after her, and held her by the arm, " you go not yet ; I part not with you in this way. Shall I have the kiss you promised me 1" " By my troth you shall," replied she ; " but why ask you ] You love your paltry gold better than me, or you would seem less loth to part with it ; so I'll e'en have none of you.'* " There is the chain, sweetheart," said he, eagerly throw- ing it round her neck, " and now for the kiss — the kiss — the kiss — my angel upon earth ! — the kiss, sweet Mistress Joanna ; throw your soft arms around me, and press me your delicate lips." " There's my hand," quietly replied she, as, all impatience and eagerness, spite of her retreating, he advanced towards her, intent upon having her in his embrace. " Your handV he exclaimed, with some surprise, as he still strove to approach her more closely, " 'tis your rosy mouth that I would have, sweetheart." " Nay, nay ; a bargain is a bargain," said she, gravely ; " you gave me a chain, and I promised you should have a kiss for it. There was nothing said about my lips ; and I intend only, as a great favour, that you should kiss my hand ; so, fulfil your contract : — here's my hand." At this, nothing could exceed the change that took place in the old man's countenance. His delight and impatience forsook him of a sudden. From being exceeding restless in all his limbs, he stood as still as a stone, and he looked perfectly confounded, and unable to say a word. " Well, if you will not, mayhap another time will suit you better," observed Mistress Joanna, very courteously, as she proceeded towards the door. "I thank you for the chain very heartily ; 'tis a gift worthy of the gravity of your aflfec- tions ; and I know not, if you go on making a show of such liberal behaviour, to what extent you may be rewarded. AND HIS FRIENDS. 35 You ouglit, however, to be aware, that a prudent woman granteth but small favours at first; she will not give largely, or she may be undone straight. I wish you an increasing generosity ; and with this desire, worthy Gregory Vellum, I do most delightedly take my leave of you." And thereupon she made a curtsey to the ground, and, with one of the sweetest of smiles, departed from the office. " Fool ! dolt ! idiot ! madman 1" cried he vehemently, as he beat his head with his clenched fists, " to be tricked, cozened, and imposed upon, in this barefaced manner, by a woman. Oh ! Gregory Vellum, Gregory Vellum, what a very ass thou art ! My chain of Venice gold is lost irre- trievably, that I took for a debt of fifty crowns, and for which Master Ingot, the goldsmith, would have given me forty at any time. Oh ! fool, that can only cozen boys and folks afar off, thou art cheated past all redemption !" Then he went and sat upon the stool, and leaned his head upon his hand, apparently in a monstrous melancholy humour. " Fifty crowns gone for nothing. Oh !" exclaimed he fran- tically, beating his heels against the stool, and then wringing his hands ; " what a poor, wretched, miserable lunatic am I, to think of courting at my time of day. Such a brilliant chain! Oh! most preposterous idiot! fif^y crowns! Oh! thou incomprehensible blockhead ! I could beat out my brains with a wisp of straw, out of very vexation." And thereupon he jumped off the stool, being perfectly restless, and unable to contain himself, and did begin to shuffle up and down the room with his stick, flinging himself about, ejaculating all sorts of condemnations upon his folly and in- sanity, and looking with a physiognomy as woful and en- raged as ever miser exhibited at the loss of a part of his gain. Presently he stood still of a sudden ; for a voice — a rich, clear, mellifluous voice — was heard singing the following words : — " I gave my love a posie gay, Of all the sweetest flowers in May, And bade her, till their leaves might die, * Upon her breast to let them lie. ' rfaith,' quoth she, * Are these for me^ Like thy sweet words, how sweet they be. But if thy maid Thy love should aid, Oh! bring her gifts that never fade.' '* 36 SHAKSPEARB " A murrain on him ! that's my pestilent nephew," ex- claimed the old man, in high dudgeon ; " but I marvel infi- nitely how he got in ; — or hath he been in the house all the time ?" He stopped, for the singer proceeded. " I gave my love a riband rare, To tie around her silken hah*. * Sweetheart,' quoth I, ' long may it grace So brave, so proud a resting place.* * Ah me,' she cried. And looked and sighed, * In this bright gaud thy looks I've spied ; But see ! 'twill fray And wear away— Oh ! bring me gifts that last for aye.' " " A pernicious varlet, will he never have done with his coxcombical singing 1" cried Gregory Vellum : but the singer continued his song. " I gave my love a golden ring, To prize above each meaner thing, And on her finger bade it rest AVhilst truth had footing in her breast. ' Dear heart, I vow. Thou hast me now,' Said she, all blushing to her brow; * The sterling ore Lasts evermore, And binds fond hearts, unbound before.' " " Oh ! thf unwhipped rogue ! he sings of love at his age," exclaimed the old miser, in seeming consternation. " Well, who can doubt the wickedness of the world after this ! But I'll trounce him, I'll warrant me. Francis," he bawled, as loud as he could, first opening the door, that he might be heard, and then muttering to himself, and crying out by turns, proceeded thus — "A young profligate, to think of singing love ditties at his time of life ; — was ever such iniquity in this world ? Francis !" again screamed he, with all the strength of his lungs. " An' I do not make him hear, I'll make him feel. Francis ! Francis ! Francis ! I say." " Did you call, uncle?" said the youth quietly, as he pre- sented himself at the door. " Call, sirrah !" replied the old man, shaking with rage — " call, varlet ! have I not been bawhng, and squalling, and AND HIS FRIENDS. 37 tearing my lungs piecemeal after thee for these two hours past." " I did not hear you till this moment, or I should have come down," observed the youth. " Hear me !" exclaimed Master Vellum vehemently, " how couldst thou expect to hear me, thou reprobate ! when thou wert making the place ring with thy amorous ballads] Be that proper matter to sing at an honest scrivener's ? Why, the passengers will take the house for a bagnio. Fie upon thee ! when I was of thy age I sung psalms and godly hymns — but I was noted as a youth of a most modest discretion. What art thou noted for, I won- der 1 for impudency, disobediency, and all manner of dis- honesty." " Dishonesty, uncle !" said Master Francis, with unaffected surprise. " Ay, dishonesty, sirrah ! Look here !" and he took from his vest the dirty rag that hath previously been described, and begun carefully to unfold it — " here be a foul robbery thou hast committed. How didst get these fine pieces of candle I found in thy room T Hast no shame ? What, pilfer from thy poor yet too liberal uncle, when candles stand me in fifty crowns to the pound !" " Fifty crowns, uncle !" exclaimed his nephew, with in- creasing astonishment, " why, fbought them myself of To- bias Mottle, tiie chandler over the way, and then they had only rose to threepence for the pound, in consequence of the exceeding scarcity of kitchen stuff." " Well, no matter, sirrah, no matter !" cried the old man, in no way abating his passion, " thou hast robbed me — that is manifest. Thou hast taken advantage of the natural generosity of my disposition, and art in the habit of con- suming my substance without my privity. I tell thee it be infamous — I tell thee it be a felony — I tell thee it be hanging, whipping, and the pillory. What a monster of ingratitude thou art, to defraud me of such exquisite gold of Venice of which they are made." " Gold of Venice, uncle !" exclaimed the youth, almost inclined to laugh at the idea ; " nay, if they be not made of the most notorious tallow, I am a heathen." " Tush ! I forgot," cried Gregory Vellum, striking his stick violently against the floor. " But it availeth thee no- thing. Thou art a thief." VOL. !. 4 38 SHAKSrEARE " I am no thief, sir," said the youth, reddening in the facej •' I do confess that I took what you have in your hand, that I might have light to assist me in my studies ; but if the loss grieve you, they cannot be worth more tiian a half- penny, and you may either keep them, or I will pay you for them." " Pay, pay ! why, how now 1 who talks of paying ? where dost get the money from, fellow 1" rapidly inquired the old man, fixing on his nephew a searching and inquisi- tive look ; " and how earnest thou by those heathenish books of which thou hast such goodly store V "I had them from a friend," replied Master Francis, " and I am obliged to be indebted to the same quarter for such as- sistance as my necessities require — which are caused by those who should have taken care that I lack nothing." *' Lack ! — what dost lack ? thou ungrateful vagabond !" demanded his uncle angrily, yet not ill pleased that such things were not done at his cost, " do I not find thee a most comfortable home 1 — do I not keep thee in excellent wearing apparel! — and as for eating, didst thou not eat right heartily yesterday at dinner of a most princely dish of cabbage and bacon?" "As for the home, uncle," said the youth, "your penu- riousness and ill-temper mal^e it any thing but comfortable. For the clothing — when you have worn your doublet threadbare, you think it good enough for me ; — as for my dinner yesterday, it consisted of a piece of rusty bacon, scarcely big enough for the baiting of a rat-trap, with about as much cabbage as might serve for a caterpillar's break- fast." " Oh, thou unnatural prodigal!" exclaimed Master Vellum, lifting up his hands and eyes in amazement. " This comes of writing verses ! this comes of singing love songs ! O' my life, I have a monstrous inclination to beat thee." " You had better not, uncle," said the other calmly. "Nay, but I will, caitiff!" replied he, lifting up his stick and approaching his nephew threateningly. " If you do," said Master Francis, his face now as pale as it a moment since was rubicund, "if you do, I'll give you such a shaking you never had since you were born." "Hub — bub — boo!" exclaimed the old man, starting back, stammering, several paces, as if the threat had taken h4s breath away; and there he stood, with stick uphfted AND HIS FRIENDS. 39 and mouth open, looking the very picture of horror and surprise. In fact, the conduct of his nephew had come upon him with a most perfect astonishment ; for the natural modesty of the youth's disposition had hitlierto made him bear his uncle's ill humours with meekness ; but possibly the wine he had drunk with Master Shakspeare had put a bolder spirit into his nature. There, however, did he stand, pale and melancholy, yet resolute; with arms folded, and eyes, with an unmoved fixedness, resting upon his terrified kinsman. *' Oh, the monstrousness of the age !" at last ejaculated Gregory Vellum, " Oh, the horrid villany ! But thou shalt troop for it. I will get rid of thee straight. Thou shalt find other uncles to give thee houseroom, and feed and clothe thee, thou pestilent varlet ! for I'll have none of thee. Was it not enough that thou shouldst rob me of fifty crowns^ tush ! what was I a saying 1 — of so much excellent candle — but that thou shouldst threaten to give me a shaking of right exquisite Venetian workmanship — Alas ! these villanies have undone me ! I know not what I say." Then wildly knocking the palm of his hand against his forehead, the old man rushed out of the room, shouting " Oh, my fifty crowns ! my fifty crowns !" leaving Master Francis in as great a ■wonder as Master Francis had a moment since put his mi- serly kinsman. CHAPTEPx, III. Love me not for comely grace. For my pleasing- eye or face. Nor for any outward part, Nor for my too constant heart. For those may fail or turn to ill, And thus our love shall sever ; Keep therefore a true woman's eye. And love me still — yet know not wliy — So hast thou the same reason still To dote upon me ever. "Wilbye. A combination and a form indeed, Where every god did seera to set his seal To give the world assurance of a man. SUAKSFEARE. It was in a private closet in the queen's palace of White- hall, that two of her majesty's maids of honour were assist- 40 SHAKSPEARE ing each other in attiring, and were conversing with that confidence that denoteth perfect friendship. The one, the taller of the two, was of a most majestic shape, with a coun- tenance of exquisite softness, impressed with a touch of re- flection, that at times made her seem somewhat of a reserved and melancholy disposition : but in truth she was a most handsome woman, and of an excellent fair complexion. The other appeared both shorter and younger; her face was dark, yet did the roses bloom in it most becomingly ; an arched mouth she had, dimpled on one cheek, and as for her eyes, they were the most laughing, roguish, brilliant pair of twinklers that ever pretty wench was blessed withaK Of these fair damsels, the first was Elizabeth Throckmorton, and the latter, her cousin Alice. " What dost sigh for, Bess T* suddenly inquired the youngest. " O' my troth, thou hast appeared very woful of late." "Did I sigh, Alice?" asked the other, dejectedly. " Sigh, coz !" repeated Alice. " No old bellows with fifty- holes in it ever breathed with so undone a sadness. This comes of being in love, Bess. Art sighing for Sir Walter Raleigh? I see by thy blushing I have hit it. Well, Heaven help thy five wits, that can find matter for sadness in things that give me such infinite matter for mirth. And what be this same animal, called man ? A thing to laugh at — a joke that goes upon two legs — a walking piece of provocation for women to break a jest upon. Is he not a most absurd crea- ture? rfaith, us poor maids would have all died of melan- choly long since, if the men had not kept us alive by afford- ing us such exquisite subjects for sport. And then the airs they give themselves. Didst ever see a peacock in the sunl he spreads himself out just like your man animal ; and struts about, and looks as preposterously fine and proud. Poor fool ! a goose would look as v,'e]l liad it the same feathers. And, like the clown in the play, he taketh a world of pains to get well laughed at by his audience. Well, I think I lack not gratitude. I owe a bountiful load of thanks to these our estimable benefactors, and all that my poor wit can do to render them as ridiculous as they seek to be, they shall have. They call themselves lords of the creation too, when they have about as much omnipotence as a cockle-shell. Whatever lords they may be of, they shall never be lords of my bed-chamber, I promise you ; for, before I marry a man» I'll give my virginity to an owl." AND HIS FRIENDS. 41 "f* Alice, Alice ! how thou dost run on," exclaimed Mistress Throckmorton. " Ay, forsooth, had I no legs I could run on with such a subject," replied her cousin, laughing merrily. *' But how dost like the setting of tiiis sleeve?" " It is of a pretty fashion, and of the most dainty fabric," said the other, with a careless glance at the dress, " That all thou canst say about it ?" responded her com- panion archly. ■" Had I asked thee concerning the captain of the queen's guard, wouldst thou have merely said, ' It is of a pretty fashion, and of a most dainty fabric V " here the merry little creature mimicked her companion. " O' my word, no — I should never have heard the last of him. Thou would have given me whole chapters upon every hair of his head." " But is he not a wise and most noble gentleman ?" asked her cousin, earnestly. " Wise, quotha !" exclaimed Alice, with a smile of pecu- liar meaning. " Wise man ] — wise fiddlestick ! In what is he wise? Doth he not talk admirably f So doth a parrot if it be well taught. Wise oyster ! And there is but little difference betwixt your oyster and your man. Your oyster hath a beard, so hath your man ; — so he need not brag so much on that account. But the difference be all in favour of your oyster ; for your oyster is delicate eating, but your man is for no Christian stomach, cook him how you will. Wise calf! Why, there is more philosophy in a forked radish than ever you will find in your wise man." " In truth, Alice, if I did not know thee to be a most kind- hearted wench and a merry, I should think thee very mali- cious," observed the eldest. " I bear no malice against the poor creatures," replied the other, with pretended meekness. " It would be a right shameful return for the unceasing efforts they make to amuse me. Well it be not their fault that they have not more sense ; and considering how foolish they are by nature, I must do them the justice to say, that they do as well as they can." " But I cannot love thee, if thou wilt not love Walter," said Mistress Throckmorton, looking with much seriousness in the face of her witty relative. ♦' Love him, coz !" exclaimed Alice, affectionately kissing her forehead. " I will do any thing to pleasure thee." 4* 42 SHAKSPEARE And thereupon the two coushis did caress one another with a lovingness that was most toucliing to behold, " But if he make thee melancholy, I'll be hanged if I love him," continued she with much emphasis. *' It be not his fault, dear Alice," replied her companion. " He is always good and kind and noble. I alone am to blame — I am very much to blame." And, saying this, she suddenly did throw herself upon the neck of her kinswoman, in an uncontrollable agony of hysteric sobs and tears ; and wept outright. " Bess ! Bess ! Cousin ! Elizabeth !" cried the now alarm- ed and anxious Alice. "What meaneth this? Wiiy are these tears — and for what art thou to blame) Nay, this i» mere folly. If the queen find out that Sir Walter love thee, she may be wrath with him and thee for a time, but it will all blow over harmlessly, I'll be bound for it ; and there is no occasion to fret thyself till it happen. Come, dry up thy tears, or I'll not let thee see him for a month." " I must see him this morning, dear Alice !" remarked her cousin earnestly. *' Thou must contrive to let me have speech with him here ; for it is of the utmost importance." " Here, cousin !" " Ay, here, Alice," replied she ; " my life, all that is dear to me, depends upon it." " Well, if that be the case, I'll strive whatever my love can do to bring it about," responded the other. " But see how monstrously thou hast rumpled my ruff. If the queen see it she will swear I have been romping." At this they both strove to smooth the creases as well as they could. " And now let me help thee on with thy robe," she conti- nued, as she assisted in attiring her. " Ah, love's a sad thing, and therefore I like it not, dear Bess ; for I like merry things." " Thou wilt change thy tune anon, depend on't," said the elder. "Change my tune? I'll change my nature first," replied the other. " By my troth, if the sky were to rain lovers, I'd keep under shelter. Save in the way of sport, if ever I have any thing to do with these man animals — why then pickle me. And what a set I have around me at this present ! Noah's ark contained not such another. First, I have my Lord Burghley, who looks as virtuous as small beer, and is just as sour upon occasion. He taketh upon him to com- AND HIS FRIENDS. 43 mend my beauty, when the lord treasurer desireth to make himself agreeable to the maid of honour ; then sayeth he, with a very infinite gravity, ♦ Be chary of thy smiles, mis- tress ; butter melts i' the sun! butter melts i' the sun!'" And here she mimicked the voice and manner of that most worshipful and profound statesman, of glorious memory, and then proceeded imitating, in the same ludicrous way, the different individuals she named. "Then comes young gra- vity, his son, Sir Robert Cecil, who hath a smile for every one, and — nothing else ; and as he happens to be possessed of a person in no way flattering to the eye, he chooseth to make use of a tongue in every way flattering to the ear. * Sweet Alice,' saith he, in a whisper, if he happen to stand by me in the throng, ' Indeed, I cannot help but think thee the flower of the whole court.' After him we have Lord Henry Howard — or rather with him — for they generally hunt in couples, like hounds of better breed ; and he is some- what of a soldier — somewhat of a sailor — somewhat of a gallant, and a great deal of a courtier ; — and he kisseth my hand cavalierly, and looketh into my eyes as if he saw there something he had lost — his own modesty, mayhap, if he ever had any — and sweareth me one of the newest oaths, saying, • I could stand the enemy, but not those lustrous orbs !'" " Alice, thy wit will be the ruin of thee." "Then cometh my Lord Pembroke, the hopeful pupil of that marvellous scholar and exquisite specimen of chivalry, Sir Philip Sidney," continued the laughing girl. " And he readeth me an essay an hour long on the surpassing virtues of the dames of antiquity ; and looking the very pink of courtesy, telleth me, ' Thou wouldst make an admirable Ar- cadian shepherdess, only the infinite roguery that lurks in the dimple of thy cheek would create a world of mischief among the swains.' Then comes my lord chamberlain, the bluff and martial Earl of Sussex, with guns and pistols in his looks, and cannon-balls in his conversation ; and he sa- lutes me most soldierly, with an ' Hullo, mistress ! were I for kissing, I know the pair of lips Fd choose out of a thou- sand.' After him we have the proud and impetuous Essex — all splendour — all gallantry — all impulse — and all nothing : and he cometh to me alone with an irresistible air, protest- ing, ' By tliis hand, an' I love thee not I am a Turk.' " 44 SHAKSPEARE " Alice ! Alice !" exclaimed her cousin seriously, " if thou art heard saying this, thou art utterly undone." " Then cometh the gallant, gay, tlie learned, witty, brave, and handsome — in fact the very thing — Sir Walter Raleigh." "Alice!" cried Mistress Elizabeth Throckmorton, re- proachfully. " Well, dear Bess, I will say nothing of him, since it doth not please thee," replied her companion. " And now, be- cause thou art quite ready, and I have teased thee in some measure, I will go and seek the noble captain ; for, if 1 mis- take not, he must by this time be in attendance." " There's a good wench !" exclaimed her cousin, kissing her affectionately. " But be cautious in thy proceeding, for if the queen know of his being with me, Walter will be ruined and I undone." " Be cautious ! will I not !" replied the light-hearted crea- ture, with a toss of her little head. " I'll be as sly as a cat stealing of cream ; and if her majesty find me out I'll e'en give her leave to box my ears, as she did those of the lovely Mis- tress Bridges, who was guilty of having had the presumption to be admired by the imperial Essex. But Bess," continued she, turning round with an arch look, as she reached the door, " 'tis a burning shame thou shouldst be in love. I marvel at it hugely. Well, if ever thou catchest me pos- sessed of any of thy melancholy humours, I'll give thee leave to shut me up in a mouse-trap." And with a laugh as shrill and musical as the alarum of a silver bell, did the pretty piece of mirth and mischief leave the roof. But her cousin was in no mood to join in her merriment ; and immediately Alice was gone she sat herself down in a chair, and there stole over her fair countenance an expres- sion of deep and right eloquent sadness. She sat with her arms crossed upon her lap, most dejectedly ; and her soft eyes, swimming in tears, fixed upon the floor. And in that position did she continue for at least the fourth part of an hour, feeding reflection with the delicious food of memory, mingled with so many fearful forebodings as were sufficient, with their bitterness to spoil the sweetness of her thoughts. She wept not, neitker did she smile ; but it seemed as if in her admirable features there was going on a continual strug- gle between the most exquisite pleasure and the most direful apprehension, and the latter got such mastery as might suf- fice to give her lids as much moisture as they could carry, AND HIS FRIENDS. 45 nnd impress on her well-favoured aspect, a character of more than ordinary grief Anon, her eyes becoming overcharged, there was cast down upon each cheek a tear-drop, and the light falling thereon from the window where she sat, did make its brilliancy so apparent, that it would have put to shame, the brightest jewel that ever glittered in her sto- macher ; and these gems of purest water, as if enamoured of their fair resting-place, sought not to move from the spot where they had fallen ; which gave to her the appearance of a most beautiful and moving Niobe. Presently she heard a footstep in the corridor, and her heart thereupon began to beat with a more perceptible throb- bing. The footstep approached, and the colour mounted to her cheek — it stopped at the door, and the cheek became pale as marble. In a moment the door opened quickly, and was as quickly closed ; and, as a cavalier of a most noble appearance entered the room, with a half-stifled cry of exulta- tion, she rushed towards him, and sunk swooning upon his breast. In truth, the cavalier was of a most valiant and commend- able presence. His high and expansive forehead was partly concealed by his hat (in which was a little black feather, with a large ruby and pearl drop at the bottom of the sprig, in place of the button) ; yet sufficient of it was observable to denote the fine intellect that lay within. His eyes were large and intelligent — his nose somewhat long, yet not out of proportion — his lips delicately curved, with a fair mustache on the upper lip, and a beard of moderate growth, hand- somely rounded under the chin beneath, encircled by a frilled ruff; and his complexion was somewhat browned, as if by exposure to foreign climates, or hard service in the wars. His stature was six feet full, with limbs elegantly yet strong- ly moulded. He was apparelled in a white satin pinked vest, close-sleeved to the wrist, having over the body of it a brown doublet, finely flowered, and embroidered with pearls ; with a belt of the same colour and ornament, on the left side of which hung his sword, and on the other was seen the pom- mel of his dagger. His trunks, with his stockings and ribband garters, were all of white, and fringed at the end ; and his shoes were of buff, tied with white ribbands. He might be somewhere between thirty and forty years of age ; that is to say, in the very prime and vigour of his life. And a braver soldier, a handsomer man, or a more accomplished gen- tleman, the court of Elizabeth did not contain at that time. 46 SHAKSPEARE "Bess ! Bess ! dear, sweet, exquisite Bess !" cried he fling- ing down his hat, and pressing Iier in his arms. " By hea- ven ! she hath swooned," he exclaimed, as lie observed her head droop, and her cheek quite pallid : then, cautiously fas- tening the door, he bore his lovely burthen to where stood an ewer of water, which he began presently to sprinkle on her face, all the while using most endearing expressions and caresses, and exhibiting a truly earnest solicitude. " They have fastened thy boddice most infamously tight, dear Bess, and 'tis beyond my poor wit to loose it," said he earnestly, as he tried unavailingly to undo the fastenings of her robe. " S'blood, I have a good mind to rip it up with my dagger ; and if she recover not quickly, I will. Dear, dear Bess !" he continued, with more emphasis, as he began vigorously to chafe her hands. " Revive thee, girl — revive! 'Tis I — 'tis Walter — thy Walter, dear Bess. There is no- thing to fear, believe me. We have no one near, the queen's in the council-chamber, and I have well excused my attend- ance. Come, Bess, I say — sweetest ! dearest ! best ! ray heart! my life !— ^Ha, she revives !" he cried joyfully, as he observed signs of returning animation in her countenance. ** Indeed, I have a mind to scold thee — only I have no heart to do it." " Walter ! dear Walter !'* murmured the beautiful woman, fixing upon him a look of most impassioned tenderness, directly she recovered sufficient consciousness of where and with whom she was ; and then throwing her arms around his neck, and resting her head upon his shoulder, began to sob violently. " Now, Bess, this is unkind of thee," said Sir Walter, in rather a reproaching tone ; but immediately added with a kinder voice, " but what aileth thee, sweetest V "Oh, I have undone thee — I have undone thee quite!" exclaimed she, as plainly as her sobs would allow. "Not while I wear a sword, dear Bess, and am free to go where I will," he replied. " The queen will know all, dear Walter — she must dis- cover it soon." " Why so, dear Bess V inquired Sir Walter. " Alas ! I cannot tell thee — no, indeed, I cannot tell thee, dear Walter," said Mistress Elizabeth, sobbing more vio- lently ; " but I must leave this place. Do take me away. I cannot stay here but a very short time longer without utter AND HIS FRIENDS. 47 destruction to thy fortunes. Oh ! take me away, Walter — take me away !" " It shall be as thou desirest, sweetest," replied Raleigh, stooping down and kissing her cheek. " I have already ar- ranged with thy father for a private marriage before I em- bark on a voyage, the good results of which, I hope, will win my pardon from the queen." "Thanks, dear Walter," exclaimed she, looking gratefully upon him through her tears ; "thou art always good, and noble, and generous : but I am fearful it will be thy utter undoing." " Think not of it, Bess," said her lover kindly, " and then it cannot fright thee. But the danger is none so imminent. I shall not let her majesty know of our marriage if it can be helped. Thou shalt get away from here as if on a visit to thy father in Aldgate, and so excite no suspicions ; in the mean- time, I will increase my attentions to the queen, so that she shall have no reason to quarrel with my behaviour ; and when thou art secure in thy asylum, I shall start in my good ships for the voyage I intend." " I would not have thee anger the queen for worlds," ob- served the other, " for it is in her power to make thy for- tunes, or mar them. Elizabeth hath a very woman's heart in some things, though she be masculine enough in others ; and she loveth the adulation of handsome men. She much regardeth thee, dear Walter, I know, and from that I am fearful that her knowledge of thy marriage will deeply affect thy prosperity. Indeed, I would rather die than that thou shouldst receive injury for my sake." " O' my life, thou art a most admirable creature," ex- claimed Sir Walter, as he rapturously pressed her within his arms, " and I should be totally unworthy of possessing that rich argosie, thy affections, were I not to risk my life, and all that to it do belong, in endeavouring to secure thy peace of mind. I fear not consequences in such a case, dear Bess. As for the queen, I know that flattery is rarely unacceptable to her ; and her name and thine being the same, I can easily quiet the scruples of my conscience, if they say aught against my insincerity, by imagining that it is to thee my homage is addressed." " I care not, Walter, what thou sayest or what thou doest, as long as thou boldest thy proper quality and station in the court," replied the devoted woman; and then, with a sudden 48 SHAKSPEARE look of right earnest affection, continued, "thy proper quality, said 1 1 — nay, if thou attainest tfiat, by my troth, thou wouldst be kinoj of them all." " Oh, thou outra.ceous flatterer," cried Raleigh, sportively shaking his head at her. ♦' 'Tis no flattery, dear Walter — 'tis the very truth," said Mistress Elizabeth fondly. *' And who can look on thy noble form clad in these princely vestments, and not say the same 1 But above all, who can regard thy noble mind — that costly jewel in a rich case — and deny thy pre-emi- nence 7" " Bess ! Bess ! if thou goest on at this rate," replied Sir Walter with an assumed gravity, "I shall be reduced to fol- low the obsolete custom of blushing, which will bear hardly upon me, seeing that I lack blushes most abominably." At this moment a quick light footstep was heard proceed- ing along the corridor, and Mistress Elizabeth, as soon as she recognised it, disengaged herself from the embraces of her lover, hastened to the door, which she immediately unfastened, and, opening it, gave entrance to her cousin Alice. " A plague on this love, say I," exclaimed she, laughingly, as she bounced into the room nearly out of breath. " What's the matter, Alice?" inquired her cousin anxiously. " A5% what's the matter, sweet coz ]" added Sir Walter. *• Coz ! coz, indeed !" cried Alice, somewhat disdainfully, yet with an arch glance of her eye, as she turned sharp round upon the last speaker — " I prythee keep thy co2:-ening for those who will listen to thee. I'll have none on't." *' I'faith, Alice, if thy wit be always so sharp, thou wilt lead apes in the next world, depend on't," said Raleigh. '* I don't know, sweet sir, whether there be apes in the next world," said she, with a curtsey to the ground, " but o' my word, there be nothing else to lead in this, as I can see." At this Sir Walter good-humouredly did laugh outright ; in which he was heartily joined by his merry companion. •' But what brought thee into the room so post-haste, Alice ?" inquired Mistress Elizabeth. " Marry, matter enough," replied she : '• there be the queen's majesty in her chamber, inquiring most piteously for her captain of the guard, and sending the ushers and the grooms in all directions after the lost sheep. I being AND Ills FRIENDS. 49 asked if I knew where he was to be found, did Innocently answer, that having for some time past suspected him of the criminal intention of setting the Thames on fire, I did opine that he might be met with in tiie buttery, begging the loan of a wax-taper for the nonce." ** I'll give thee a beating for that," cried Sir Walter laughingly, as following her round the chamber, with his glove he did whip her over the shoulder, while she, duck- ing her pretty head, cried out, and sought to avoid the blows. "Help, good coz, help!" she cried to her cousin, who stood by, showing by her sweet smiling countenance that she did mightily enjoy the scene. " Help ! or this valiant Sir Walter Raleigh, who maketh war upon women, will get the better of me." " Nay, Alice, I'll help thee not — for thou dost richly de- serve all that thou receivest," said Mistress Elizabeth. " Confess that thou hast slandered me, thou pretty mis- chief," exclaimed Raleigh, holding up the glove threateningly, as she crouched down at his feet. " I will confess, holy father," replied she, with an admira- ble mock seriousness, as she put her palms together, and turned up her brilliant eyes to his — all the while a smile playing about her dimpled cheek, that gave to her face an expression of archness infinitely pleasant to look upon. " In the first place, holy father, the queen is not in her chamber, because she is still with the lords of the council." " Oh, thou abominable transgressor !" cried Sir Walter, with all the seriousness he could assume. " In the second place, she hath not sent for thee, because she requireth thee not." "Daughter! daughter! thy iniquity is palpable," said he with the same gravity. " In the last place, I have just met with master secretary, who saith that the council is about to break up, and inquired if I had seen thee. Thereupon I sent him where I knew he would not find thee, and hastened to where I knew I should." " Thou must do penance for this," observed Raleigh ; then somewhat maliciously added, " therefore I do condemn thee to the scarcely endurable punishment of holding thy tongue for a whole hour." VOL. I. 5 50 SHAKSPEARE "I'faith thou hast it this time, Alice!" exclaimed Mistress Elizabeth, with undisguised glee. " And now, beauties, I must be under the painful necessity of hurrying my departure," said Sir Walter, taking up his hat, and gallantly bowing to the fair cousins ; then smiling tri- umphantly on the laughing Alice, who had remained on the floor where he had left her, wearing the most pitiful face that eye ever beheld, he was about to make his exit, when Mistress Elizabeth rushed before him. " Stop, Walter," cried she, hastily, " till I see if the coast be clear for thee," as she opened the door, and looking out cautiously, immediately added, in a more subdued voice,-— " 'tis as it should be ; and now, dear Walter, let me once more entreat of thee to keep on good terms with the queen." " I will strive all I can, dear Bess," replied her lover, affectionately raising her hand to his lips, " and be sure that you make proper and speedy preparations for thy departure from this place." " 1 will not fail," said the beautiful woman ; and, in the next moment, she was watching the noble form of her affianced husband retreating with hasty strides along the corridor. Sir Walter Raleigh proceeded onwards, passing several doors on each side of him, and various passages that led to divers parts of the palace, till he came to a staircase of fair proportions, the balustrades of which were finely carved, having at their extremities rampant lions, most ingeniously wrought out of the solid wood. At the bottom of this flight of steps he passed sundry of the yeomen of the guard, placed there upon duty, who gave him instant salutation ; and still advancing, met with pages, grooms, and ushers, hastening on their business, who, with great show of respect, did do him reverence. With these were sometimes mingled the higher officers of the palace, and gentlemen and noblemen of the court, either intent upon their duties, or discoursing with one another, as they walked carelessly along, and with them he did exchange abundance of courtesies. As he was turning sharply round a corner, he came suddenly against a courtier of a very notable aspect, and of right commendable habiliments ; his face was fair to look upon, and dressed with a constant smile. An observer might suppose him of an ingenuous nature, and of a remarkable honesty ; gentle in his behaviour, upright in his conduct, and chivalrous in AND HIS PR1END3. 51 Ws disposition : yet was he a thorongb courtier, as will anon be made manit'est to the reader. He was young; that is to say, of some thirty years or so ; and being of a hand- some figure and countenance, his apparel, though it lacked the splendour of Sir Walter Raleigh's, was evidently worn to set them off to the best advantage. " Odds pittiklns, Sir Walter," exclaimed he, laughingly, as he recovered himself from the shock, *' dost take me for a Spanish galleon, that thou runnest me down in this pitiless fashion ]" " Thy pardon, my good lord," replied Sir Walter, as he held out his hand, which the other shook with all the fervour of old friendship, " Lord Henry Howard hath so proved him- self the queen's good soldier, as to make it impossible for any one to take him for a Spaniard." " Nay, thou flatterest me there," said the Lord Howard, with an appearance of considerable modesty, " I did but follow the example of that worthy and approved good knight, Sir Walter Raleigh, — and but at a humble distance, as all must who would tread in his valiant footsteps. But, con- fess — confess thee, man ! wert thou not dreaming of another armada, and wert intent on boarding the biggest ship of them all, when thou didst bear down upon me with thy whole broadside so courageously'?" " Indeed, my lord, I was thinking of a different matter," replied his companion. " I doubt thee hugely," responded the other, shaking his head, " for 'tis so much in thy fashion. Then wert thou busying thy most fruitful imagination in search of new dis- coveries, and, instead of steering into some delectable bay, full of all enticing prospects, thou of a sudden didst drop thy anchoi: upon my new doublet : — was it not soV " Thou art again in the wrong, my lord," replied Sir Walter, smiling ; " I was on no such voyage. I am bound to her majesty, where my attendance is required. If nothing better await thy pleasure, will it please thee walk with me, my lord ]" " I am infinitely gratified by thy courtesy," said Lord Henry, with a most courtier-like inclination of his head, as he proceeded alongside of his companion, " and will do my- self that honour. The queen is expected in the presence- chamber, on her return from the council ; and I was but making a stroll in the meanwhile, when thou didst me the 52 SIIAKSPEARE especial favour of nearly running mc down. But what a superlative taste thou hast in thy appointments," suddenly exclaimed he, as he noticed the splendid attire of Sir Walter; " 'tis most exquisitely fashioned, and of a very dainty conceit." «' Dost like it, my lord ?" inquired Raleigh, carelessly. *' On mine honour, I admire it hugely," responded his lordship, with a vast show of admiration. " I marvel not thou shouldst be the very model of dress amongst us, for thou art truly delicate in the choice of thy fabrics, and infi- nitely curious in the manner in which they are to be worn. I do know a certain lord who would give his ears, had he thy apprehension of these things." " Be his ears so long then, that he would get rid of them for so trifling a result ?" asked his companion, with some affectation of seriousness. " In truth thou hast hit it," exclaimed the Lord Howard, with a hearty laugh. *' Between ourselves, he is marvellously apt to play Midas to thy Apollo." " By what name goeth he ?" inquired Sir Walter ; " for as far as my penetration sufEceth, I know of none such." " Dost not know the Earl of Essex ?" whispered the other. " Most assuredly do I, for a gentleman of many noble qualities," replied Raleigh. " I tell thee, out of friendship, he doth affect thee not at all," said his lordship, in the same low voice. "Then hath some villain slandered me to him," observed his companion, quickly ; " for, although he hath his faults — as who hath noti I do believe him to be of a right ho- nourable nature." " I have ofttimes heard him speak slightingly of thee, Sir Walter — by this hand have I," continued his lordship, with increased emphasis, yet still in a subdued tone. " Thou must have mistaken his meaning, surely," re- sponded the other. " I have done him no offence. But he may speak slightingly of me without disparagement, my good lord, for possibly I may not have done sufficient to de- serve his eulogy." " I tell thee, in friendship and in secrecy, noble Raleigh — for it be dangerous to say any thing against one so high in favour — that he hath disparaged thee villanously, ever since thy quarrel with that ruffianly follower of his, Sir Roger Williams," AND Ills FRIENDS. 53 *' Ila !" exclaimed Sir Walter, turning round quickly, and Jooking his companion full in the face. *' Thou hast done too much to please him, noble Raleigh: thy gallant actions are ever before his eyes — thy well-de- served praises are continually ringing in his ears. He must make comparisons ; and whenever he doth compare him- self with thee, either in appearance, in wisdom, or in ho- nourable deeds, he findeth himself at a disadvantage ; and that doth fret him hugely. Thou knowest he is proud — and that proud men are vain — and that vain men are apt to un- dervalue the qualities they do not themselves possess. Mar- vel not, therefore, that he doth not appreciate thee according to thy exceeding merits. I tell thee this, out of my infinite love for thee, wishing to put thee on thy guard." " I am much beholden to thee for thy consideration," replied Sir Walter, as if musing upon what he had heard ; "and yet he hath always been, to all appearance, most friendly disposed towards me." " To all appearance, I grant," added his lordship, dwelling in a marked manner upon the words ; " but thou mayest rely upon what I have stated. Use it as it pleaseth thee, noble Raleigh ; but well convinced am I, that what I have said out of affection, thou wilt employ after such a fashion as may not be likely to do me an injury." " Depend on it, thy interests shall be well cared for," re- sponded Sir Walter. The preceding conversation continued whilst the parties proceeded along sundry passages and through various suites of rooms magnificently furnished, and crowded with cour- tiers and others strolling about or discoursing of the news one with another. They at last advanced into a room ad- joining the presence-chamber — a noble apartment hung round with costly tapestry, and strewed with fresh rushes, into which came thronging the archbishops and bishops, ambassadors, nobles, counsellors of state, and others of the mighty of the land. Presently it was whispered that the queen was a coming, and thereupon way was made for her majesty, just as the gentlemen pensioners with their gilt battle-axes and richly embroidered vests were observed ap- proaching. After these went certain noblemen of the queen's household, knights of the garter, and the officers of her council walking in their costly robes bareheaded — among whom was the chancellor bearing the seals in a red silk 5« 54 SHAKSrEARE purse — having on one side of liim an officer of state carry- ing tlie royal sceptre, and on the other another of the lil^c rank bearing tlie sword of state with the point upwards, in a scabbard of crimson velvet plentifully studded with golden JieurS'de-Us. Next came our sovereign lady Queen Elizabeth, very majestic in her deportment, and although getting into the decline of life, still very pleasant to look upon ; for her face if it was a little wrinkled was fair; her eyes small and lively ; her nose somewhat aquiline ; and her lips though thin were continually adorned with a gracious smile. She wore much false hair of a red hue — a colour she greatly af- fected, and upon her head a small crown of a very precious gold richly worked. In her ears were rare pearls with pen- dants of exceeding value ; and on her bosom» which, in consequence of her dress being worn low, was much ex- posed, was a necklace of jewels of an excellent fine water, with an oblong collar of gold and precious stones above ; she was attired in white silk daintily bordered with pearls remarkable for their size and beauty, over which was a mantle of black silk shot with silver threads ; having a train of marvellous length and of a corresponding costly material borne by divers of the ladies of her court. As she ad- vanced every head was uncovered, and those nearest to her did kneel on one knee, some of whom who had letters to deliver she raised and spoke to graciously, and as a mark of particular favour to one Bohemian baron, who had come to present certain credentials, she did pull off her glove and gave him her right hand to kiss, all sparkling with jewelled rings. Thus she proceeded in all this beautiful magnificence, winning the hearts of her dutiful subjects by her very gra- cious condescension, and speaking to many foreigners with the same notable courtesy in French, Italian, Spanish, or Dutch, as it might happen, to their infinite wonder and de- light ; followed by a beautiful throng of the ladies of her court, each handsomely attired, though mostly in white, with the addition of some display of jewellery : and a guard of gentlemen pensioners like that which preceded them, till she entered the presence-chamber to give audience to those ambassadors and ministers who had come on pressing business. AND HIS FRIENDS. 55 CHAPTER IV. But if in living" colours and rig-lit hue Thyself thou covet to see pictured, "Who can it do more lively or more true Than that sweet verse with nectar sprinkled ; In which a g-racious servant pictured His Cynthia, his Heaven's fairest lig-ht ? That with his melting- sweetness ravished. And with the wonder of her beames bright, My senses lulled are in slumbers of delight. Spexseh. I marie what pleasure or felicity they have in taking- this rog-uish tobacco. It's g-ood for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and ambers ; there were four died out of one house last week with taking of it, and two more the bell went for yesternight; one of them they say will never scape it, he voided a bushel of soot yesterday upward and downward. Bex Jossox. The Queen of England having retired from the presence- chamber, sal in her withdrawing-room on a well carved chair, having cushions covered with crimson velvet, whereon the royal arms were embroidered in gold ; resting her feet upon a footstool of a like material — and around her were the select companions of her privacy. Instead of her crown, she now wore a pyramidal head-dress built of wire, lace, ribands, and jewels. The chamber was of handsome pro- portions, hung with costly tapestry, on which was very fairly depicted the principal events in the Iliad, and besides such necessary furniture, as chairs, tables, and cabinets ela- borately chiselled into every kind of cunning device, the panels of the richly decorated wainscot did contain full length portraits of the late king's highness of glorious me- mory, Henry the Eighth, with his illustrious consort, Anne Boleyn, in dark ebony frames, and done to the life with all the limner's skill. The whole party seemed to be in an excellent good hu- mour, especially her majesty, who led the example by laugh- ing loud and long, as she sat before two open glass doors that looked into a garden daintily laid out in long shady walks, while leaning upon the edge of the door almost outside of the room as it were, stood Sir Walter Raleigh, against whom, evidently all the mirth was directed ; who, with a grave countenance continually disturbed by the merriment 56 SHAKSPEARE of his associates, in which he ever and anon joined right heartil)', kept smoking a long pipe, and watching the fumes as he puffed them into the air. " Ah, thou hast small cause to look after the fumes, for thou wilt be in a fine fume thyself presently," said her ma- jesty, and the courtiers and the ladies thereat did laugh more than ever. " Please your majesty," replied Sir Walter, taking the pipe from his mouth, and laughing with the rest — " My fumes are perfumes; and if ever I exhibit any other fumes in your majesty's gracious presence, I should be deserving of banishment, which would make me in a fume indeed." " Thou wilt lose thy wager. Sir Walter Raleigh — which will put thy pipe out, depend on't," added the queen — at which witty conceit the courtiers were again irf raptures. " My pipe will be out anon, please your majesty," re- sponded Sir Walter, in the same jocose spirit. " But I shall have the honour of winning a purse of gold of the most bountiful sovereign that subject ever had." " Odds bodikins, man, thou art mad sure !" exclaimed the queen, good-humouredly. " How canst expect to win such a mad wager — unless peradventure thou seekest to amuse thyself by playing upon us some trick — which if thou dost, by our halidom, thou shalt smoke for it in right earnest." Thereupon the laugh went round as before, and all in audi- ble whispers did commend her majesty's wit most liberally. " Nay, I should be unworthy to breathe in so estimable a presence were I to make so bold," replied Raleigh, gravely. " And for fear that your majesty should misunderstand my meaning, I will recall the terms of the wager — in the doing of which this noble company will correct me if I say any thing in ^rror. Your majesty out of your gracious con- descension, hath wagered me a purse of gold against my Barbary courser, that from a certain quantity of this pre- cious tobacco that I have before all these honourable persons weighed and put in my pipe to smoke, I shall not be able to tell the exact weight of the smoke that escapes." " Why, thou foolish gull, how canst tell the weight of any thing that escapes'!" asked the queen, with a merry, mali- cious glance, and to the infinite amusement of her circle. »' Canst catch the smoke after it hath mingled with the air, and press it into thy scales ! We did think that thou hadst more wit than to undertake such a thing, and when thou AND HIS FRIENDS. 57 first spoke of it, fancying thou wert taking the traveller's privilege, we laid this wager with thee on purpose to have a laugh at thy expense. O' my faith, thy Barbary courser is as good as lost ; but though it be taking but a barbarous ad- vantage of thee, we must e'en accept of it." " Please your majesty, perhaps he hath the wonderful seven league boots, and meaneth quickly to overtake his smoke," observed a very lovely young gentlewoman, who stood by the side of the queen's chair. " Nay, Lady Blanche Somerset," replied her majesty, join- ing in the general laugh, " he must be a bird if he means to come up with it, for smoke hath the property to ascend — as thou seest." " Methinks Sir Walter be nothing else but a bird," said Mistress Alice, with an exceeding grave face. " Why so, child ?" asked the queen. " Doth not your majesty perceive he hath a very owl-like look 3" added her attendant, archly ; to the manifest increase of the mirth of the company, the which Sir Walter regarded only as if he had more to laugh at than they. " I do perceive something in this more than meets your majesty's eye," remarked a very old courtier, with an ex- quisitely solemn foolish physiognomy. " Speak out, my Lord Bumble," cried her majesty. " I hold it as most comfortable Christian doctrine, please your majesty," said his lordship, advancing a little way on his gold-headed cane — for he stooped much, " that the mouth was made for the accommodation of honest victuals ; and though I have lived in the reigns of your majesty's father Henry the Eighth, of pious, chaste, and glorious memory, and of his most excellent highness Edward the Sixth, who surely hath a throne in Heaven ; and of our late illustrious Queen Mary, who was of a most princely disposition, as it becometh a queen to have, and which your majesty doth possess to an extent far beyond that which was exhibited by your majesty's predecessors, I never saw a gentleman, and, to speak the exact truth, I may add, any person of any degree whatsoever, who used his throat to imbibe villanous smoke; and therefore I hold it as most comfortable Chris- tian doctrine that the mouth was made for the accommoda- tion of honest victuals. Moreover, I never heard of any one with whom it was customary to make a smokejack of him- self, but one, and he did do it not from liking, but from necessity." 58 SHAKSPEARE " And who was he, my lord ?" inquired the queen. ♦'Please your majesty, it was no other than the devil — • from whose machinations be your majesty ever carefully guarded." " Amen, my lord," said the queen, gravely. " Who, as the learned Dr. Thumpcushion hath stated," added Lord Bumble, " continually doth vomit smoke and brimstone — doubtless, much after the same fashion as yon- der honourable gentleman, the captain of your majesty's guard — therefore I hold it as most comfortable Christian doctrine" — " Never mind the doctrine, my lord" — here put in the queen rather impatiently, while Sir Walter with much ado, endeavoured to preserve a serious countenance — " Say at once what thou perceivest in this matter, that our poor wits are not master of." " I will come to the point without further preamble, since it be your majesty's excellent pleasure," said the old courtier, " though I was going to say, that a thing which looketh so unnatural and so devilish, can be practised for no other end but to ensnare our souls and blind our eyes, that we may be the more easily caught and thrust into the bottomless pit, where it be the fashion of Satan and all his imps to smoke, and to teach others to smoke, like unto the manner of yon- der estimable gentleman. Sir Walter Raleigh ; therefore, I hold it as most comfortable Christian doctrine, that the mouth hath been made for the accommodation of honest victuals." " We have heard that before, my lord, so if thou meanest to enlighten us no further on this matter, hold thy peace, and Heaven will reward thee for it." " Yes, Heaven will reward me, certainly, as your majesty hath so piously remarked," continued Lord Bumble; who, in addition to other infirmities consequent on old age, was ex- ceedingl}^ deaf — " I am much bound to your majesty for your majesty's gracious consideration of my long service, and if your majesty doth not, Heaven will reward me, cer- tainly. But I must say, of all your majesty's glorious family, none have I served with half the infinite satisfaction I find in- attending on your majesty — though his excellent highness, Henry the Eighth, whose page I was, did say that I was inestimable before bedtime." *♦ Ah, thou didst doubtless make a most admirable sleeps ing potion," observed her majesty. AND HIS PRIENDS. 59 " As your majesty is pleased to say, ho did justly appre- ciate my devotion," proceeded his lordship. " But I am fearful I am somewhat wandering from the point." " Thou hast found that out at last — a plague on thy tediousness '." exclaimed his royal mistress, angrily ; but in a low voice. " I have already stated enough to satisfy any reasonable personage that smoking is but a devilish pastime, and there- fore not to be tolerated — but there is more mischief in it yet. I say it be unlawful and infinitely dangerous. For let it be observed that smoke is black — which is likewise the colour the devil most affects — therefore to be avoided ; that the accomplishment of smoking is an art — and the art being black, it standeth to reason it must be a black art — and I do uphold that the exercise of the black art in your majesty's presence is heathenish, treacherous, and abominable, and, consequently, that yonder noble gentleman, the captain of your majesty's guard, ought not to be allowed, as is evi- dently his intention, to bewitch your majesty and overthrow the state." " Sir Walter Raleigh, dost hear that weighty accusation?" asked the queen, the frown of impatience upon her face now giving w^ay to an undisguised smile: "hast thou had the audacity to practise the black art before us 1 hast the pre- sumption to attempt to bewitch us and overthrow the state 1" " Without attempting any defence, I will at once throw myself upon your majesty's clemency, of which I have had such excellent experience," replied Sir Walter — refraining awhile from his pipe. "But perhaps I maybe allowed to observe, that if I have attempted to bewitch your majesty, I have followed the example of one who, with her admirable qualities, hath bewitched all her loving subjects." '* There ! he confesseth it, please your majesty," cried the old courtier, pressing close to the queen, " therefore I do hold it very comfortable Christian doctrine — " ** Peace, fool !" cried her majesty, in a voice that not only made Lord Bumble hear, but astonished him so, that it sent him staggering two or three paces backwards, upon the delicate toes of some of the maids of honour ; who, not liking so impressive a salutation, with features expressive of pain and anger, pushed him rudely out of the way, till ho found himself beyond the circle, scarcely able to breathe, and in a complete consternation. 60 SHAKSPEAUE ^ " I do not believe tliat he practiseth the black art," here observed Mistress Alice, who was somewhat of a favourite with the queen, for her lively temper, and, more than all, be- cause she never seemed desirous of attracting the admira- tion of the noblemen and gentlemen of the court ; " indeed I will do him the justice to say that I think him no con- juror." The queen laughed, and, as matter of course, the courtiers laughed also. " Nay, be not so hard upon him, child," said her majesty, " remember he will have to lose his Barbary courser, which will sufficiently punish him for endeavouring to cajole the Q,ueen of England." " May it please your majesty," said Sir Walter Raleigh, coming into the room with his pipe in his hand, " I have smoked out the quantity of tobacco agreed upon." " Haste thee and weigh the smoke then," replied the queen with a chuckle of delight, which was echoed by those around her. " I will tell your majesty the weight of the smoke in a few seconds," responded Raleigh, taking in his hand a small pair of ivory scales which stood on an adjoining table. " Thou wilt never get so much smoke into such tiny balances. Sir Walter Raleigh," observed her majesty with the same tone, " so thou mayest as well acknowledge that the wager is ours." " Your majesty will be pleased to observe that the weight in this scale is the exact weight of the ashes left in the pipe," replied Sir Walter, showing the scales, in one of w^hich he had put the ashes, at an even balance. " Now, if your ma- jesty will graciously remember the weight of the unburnt tobacco upon which the experiment was made, by subtract- ing from it the weight of the ashes, which I have here ascer- tafned, the sum produced will be the exact weight of the smoke." Sir Walter Raleigh, with the scales still in his hand, wore on his noble features, at this moment, an expression of very evident satisfaction, as he turned round and looked down upon his audience — some of whom seemed incredulous, others wondering, the rest puzzled what to think ; but all were waiting in silence the effect of his announcement upon their sovereign, whose abler understanding perceived at once the accuracy of the result, though it was so different AND HIS FRIENDg. 61 from what she had expected, and felt as if she could not enough admire the simplicity of the method which so easily proved what she thought had been impossible. " The gold is thine, Sir Walter Raleigh," said she, rising from her chair with a dignity none knew better how to put on, as she placed a well filled purse in his hand, " and fairly is it won. There have been many labourers in the fire whose vast undertakings have ended in smoke; but thou art the first whose smoke was ever turned into gold." " Well, I did not think he was such a superlative master of hocus pocus," exclaimed Mistress Alice, with a wonderful elevation of her eyebrows. " Please your majesty, if you let him go on at this profitable rate, every conjuror in your dominions will hang himself in despair." " Indeed 'tis a very pretty piece of conjuration," said Lady Blanche Somerset, opening her large blue eyes in a seeming astonishment; and all the rest, though they did in no way understand the matter, did rival each other in ready praise of Sir W~alter Raleigh — except my Lord Bumble, who kept aloof, as if he had not yet recovered from his fright and surprise. Sir Walter having put away the things he was using, placed his hand on his heart, and kneeling on one knee be- fore her majesty, as she presented him the purse, said hum- bly, " I pray your majesty to pardon me, that the deep gra- titude of my heart at this moment, at receiving such muni- ficent and generous conduct from my sovereign, hath taken from my poor tongue all adequate expression. What Paris must have felt when he first beheld the beauteous Helen, I experience at witnessing such graces of behaviour — with the like of which was no princess ever blessed — therefore, if I make not too bold, I w^ould implore your majesty, out of your right royal and princely disposition, and most admira- ble wisdom, to frame, in my behalf, such excuse for my silence as your majesty may think appropriate." " Rise, Sir Walter Raleigh," said the queen, graciously raising him from the ground ; for, in truth, though waxing old, she did find exceeding delight in having such handsome gallants at her feet. " The wager was honourably won — therefore our bestowing it doth call for no gratitude. We are now disposed for a stroll through yonder pleasant walks, and require thy attendance." So saying, she led the way, with a becoming stateliness, through the glass doors, and ' VOL. I. 6 62 SHAKSPEARE stepped out into the garden, closely followed by her captain of the guard — the rest staying behind, as they had not been invited. After some little time passed in the queen's garden, her majesty proceeded through divers passages, and through the new gallery in the palace, till she reached St. James's Park. " Hath Master Edmund Spenser, our poet laureate, of whom thou hast so oft spoke to us so fair, been well cared for, since at thy request we granted him an interview?" inquired her majesty, as they walked along. " I believe that my Lord Burghley never did any thing for him, or paid him his salary, please your majesty," replied Sir Walter. " But I marvel not at that, seeing that my lord treasurer hath not seemed in any great degree affected towards the inestimable sweet delights of poetry and philo- sophy ; and yet one would naturally suppose, that serving a mistress v/ho hath so perfect a knowledge and so exquisite a taste in those divine enjoyments — the very Minerva of our thrice fortunate English land — he would have imbibed suffi- cient inclination towards them as to foster such as possess them most — for the true glorification of his illustrious sove- reign, and to the great advancement of his own honour." " Ah, my Lord Burghley is certainly somewhat deficient in such matters ; nevertheless he is an excellent statesman and a faithful servant," observed the queen. " We will, however, not allow Master Spenser to think himself un- esteemed of us, for we remember well he did read to us divers passages from a poem called ' the Fairy Q,ueen,' of which we entertain a very favourable consideration." " Your majesty playeth ever the part of the true judge of merit, and its most liberal patroness," exclaimed Raleigh, " and happy are those poetic spirits who were born to flourish under such excellent auspices. Surely they might aptly be addressed in the words of Lucan his Pliarsalia, Vos qiioque, qui fortes animos belloque pcrcmptos Laudibus in longum, vales, diffunditis cevum, Plurimu securi iudislis carniina Bardi. It has been left for your majesty's right glorious reign to produce two such unrivalled geniuses as Master Edmund Spenser and Master William Shakspeare — the one as an epic poet, who writeth to advance the admiration of that which is chivalrous and noble, hath no peer ; the other as an AND HIS FRIENDS. 63 inventor of plays — the which in tliis country he may justly be said to be the originator — for judgment, wit, imagination, and knowledge of human nature, standeth above all in these realms. Master Spenser hath fellowship with such noble spirits as Komer and Virgil, and Master Shakspeare de- serveth to stand on equal terms with Sophocles and Me- nander." " We take great delight in the productions of this Shaks- peare as exhibited at the playhouse," replied her majesty, " and do intend this afternoon to partake of the same amusement." *' It is an entertainment worthy of your majesty's enjoy- ment," responded Sir Walter, " for I take it that players are a sort of looking-glasses, who show humanity under all its fashions, as it is made to appear by the dramatist, to whom these fashions are familiar ; and they who essay to know the world, its conduct and apparelling, will find no more direct way than the playhouse, where Master Shakspeare and some few who travel in his footsteps, are in requisition. Nor are your majesty's players undeserving of laudable mention, for without tuition or previous example, they have raised the art from little better than absolute vagrancy, to a profession honourable with the court, and in good esteem with the people." " Ah — there is one Burbage, is there not, of notable ex- cellence in this artl" inquired the queen. " We have marked him oft. He that playeth the crook-backed king." " The same, please your majesty," said Raleigh, " which showeth your majesty's exquisite discrimination, for he beareth away the palm from them all ; being of an exceeding ingenious nature, and of a very happy facility in taking upon himself the characters of others — which showeth not only when appearing as Richard the Third, though it be a most superlative piece of acting, as your majesty hath justly con- ceived — but in divers other parts in which he hath exhibited a similar excellence." Tliey walked on for some two or three minutes without saying ever a word. " Rememberest thou tliose lines of Virgil," asked her ma- jesty, " beginning Fortunate senex ! liic inter flumina nota Et fontes sacros ?" 64 SHAKSPEARE " How could I fail, please your majesty," replied Sir Walter, " seeing that they form one of the sweetest pieces of pastoral ever written by that truly famous poet, who hath for his epitaph Mantua me gcnuit, Calabri rapuere, tenet nunc Parthenope, cecini.Npascua, rura, duces." " If our judgment do not fail, they are most happily chosen," continued the queen. " How well hedescribeth the cool deliciousness of that pleasant place, out of the scorching heat of the sun, where the bees suck the dainty flowers, whilst the cooing of the dove and the plaint of the turtle are hushed, that the sojourner therein might be woed to repose." " Indeed it is a marvellous refreshing landscape, and your majesty doth show that inimitable appreciation of its ex- cellence, which hath delighted me so oft when discoursing upon other of the ancient writers, either Greek or Latin." " There is another picture, which maketh a fine contrast to the foregoing," said her majesty — who did mightily delight to show her learning, of which she was very bountifully gifted ; and more especially took great pleasure in receiving the praises of so fine a scholar as the captain of the guard — " it is given in Theocritus his Idyls, and commenceth — and so goes on at considerable length." " I remember me," replied Sir Walter, " where the poet describeth the luxurious indolence of reclining on the soft branches of the vine and the lentisk, whilst above, the foliage of poplars and elms spreads a most grateful shade, and the .murmuring stream flowing below gives coolness to the air: shrill grasshoppers are chirruping pleasantly in the green sward, the sweet honey-sucking bees are humming amid the fragrant blossoms—Philomel pouring out her melancholy song, concealed in the grove — and the turtle dove cooing dulcetly, doth add a softer music to the tuneful pipe of the small birds ; as, to charm the eye equally with the ear, the luscious fruits of summer and autumn are heaped all about, showing piles of rosy-cheeked apples and pears, and the branches of the velvet plum overloaded bending to the ground. In truth, 'tis a most enticing picture ; and the AND HIS FRIENDS. 05 reference to it is another instance of your majesty's unrivalleJ familiarity with the treasures of classic song; and of that miraculous fine taste which preferrcth what is most admira- ble, that giveth mc such frequent cause of infinite wonder and delight." The queen did look exceeding pleased at this discourse, fanning herself all the time very prettily as she walked along, and regarding the noble form and handsome attire of the speaker with an eye of favour ; till coming to a place wliere> beneath the shade of a wide-spreading beech, just where the walk, screened on the side by a thick fence of hawthorn, took a sudden turn that shut them out from view, a commodious seat was placed, and her majesty did rest herself thereon. She then, more at leisure, did scan the rich habiliments of the gallant Sir Walter Raleigh as he stood before her, which seemed to give her ample satisfaction, though she said never a word ; he gazing upon her all the while with a wonderful show of respectful admiration, as much as to say that if his tongue dared speak his thoughts, his heart would make them right eloquent. " What say est thou concerning the voyage thou wert speaking of]" at last she inquired in her most gracious tone. Starting suddenly, as if recovering from a trance, he replied, " I humbly pray your majesty's pardon, for indeed 'tis a most notable truth that none but the eagle can gaze on the sun without being dazzled." Her majesty did infinitely relish such conceits, and her eyes twinkled with an evident pleasure as she observed her attendant suddenly let fall his looks to the ground, as if the gazing upon her were too much for his humanity. " But of the voyage I will speak," continued he. " May it be known to your majesty, that there are certain of my former companions in arms, with other valiant gentlemen, who are desirous of serving your majesty, and of giving free scope to their courageous spirits by doing damage against the Spaniard, have clubbed with me divers large sums of money, for the purpose of securing a sufTiciency of well-appointed ships for an expedition against Panama, com- bined with an intention of intercepting the Plate fleet, the riches whereof is almost incredible. They have funds enough for thirteen ships of war, of the which, in consideration that I have sunk the whole of my piivate fortune in the scheme, and that they do — doubtless without proper judgment — G* 66 SHAKSPEARE acknowledge me to be the properest man amongst them for seamanship, acquaintance with the Spaniards, and know- ledge of the art of war, seek me for to be their admiral, whicii, if it be the good pleasure of your majesty, whose poor soldier I am, I am in no wise unwilling to be : but to make the consequence we seek the more sure, I would hum- bly pray of your majesty such assistance in men, money, and ships, as would put all thought of misadventure out of the question, the granting of the which I feel assured w^ould tend greatly to the complete crippling of your most notorious enemies, the addition of abundance of glory to your reign, and the vast enrichment of your exchequer." " Thou speakest us fair, Sir Walter Raleigh," said the queen, w^ho had paid very strict attention to what he had advanced ; but however partial she might be upon occasion, she was rarely to be drawn away from a consideration of her own advantage. " Thou speakest us fair, and were we not as well acquainted with thee as we are, having recol- lection of services done by thee against the boasted armada, which by God's good help we utterly discomfited, and at other times against those empty praters and wretched vil- lains the Spaniards — and remembering also thy skill in dis- covering strange lands, do put some confidence in thy as- sertions ; nevertheless, it is necessary we be informed what share of the spoil shall be ours in case we afford such assistance as thou requirest ]" Sir Walter, in no way disconcerted at this, as he knew her majesty's disposition, answered with a very becoming humility, " Far be it from me to endeavour to make a bar- gain with my sovereign ; but your majesty's condescension is so great, and your liberality 1 have experienced in so bountiful a measure, I am emboldened to say, that according to the amount of the service rendered shall your majesty partake of the treasures gained." " How many ships dost require?" asked the queen. " As many as your majesty can generously assist us with," replied Sir Walter. " If we allow thee half a dozen, properly equipped and provided for with all the munitions of war, we shall expect to share one half of the spoil." " Your majesty's generosity exceeds my expectations," exclaimed Raleigh ; though, if the truth may be told, he did feel a little put out at the unfairness of the bargain. AND HIS FRIEND5. 67 " Then if those conditions be accepted, we do appoint thee admiral of the fleet," continued the queen, " and will see that thou hast proper warrant for it, with power to officer thine own ships as it pleaseth thee — reserving to ourselves the right of appointing a vice-admiral, to officer our ships as we think proper." " Never had servant so bounteous a mistress :" cried Sir Walter, as he knelt at the feet of the queen, seemingly in a transport of gratitude. " In truth, if I am not allowed to pour out the overflowings of my most grateful spirit, I must be dumb ever after. Oh, where shall the most pas- sionate lover that ever sought to do noble deeds in honour nf her whom he served, find such absolute cause for the impelling of his valour as that which moveth me ? Had Arthur and all his right famous Knights of the Round Table lived in these more fortunate days, to have beheld the peer- less Elizabeth, what chivalrous doings would have been enacted, that are lost to the world 1 But then how much have 1 reason to congratulate myself that I, who am nothing except in the eyes of the divine Parthenia, whom it is ray happiness to serve — the very sovereign of beauty and queen of my heart's best affections, should not only live in the time which her existence hath made glorious, but should be allowed to breathe in her presence and bask in the imperial sunshine of her eyes — nay, honour never to be too highly prized," continued he with more vehemence, taking her hand, as he observed that the stateliness of the queen was sinking before the vanity of the woman, " that out of her exceeding condescension and wonderful goodness, she some- times enricheth my soul with her most moving smiles, and vouchsafest me the supreme happiness of pressing my lips upon her ivory hand." " Nay, Sir Walter, thou wilt devour it sure :" exclaimed the queen, coyly attempting to withdraw her hand, which he then impressed with a hundred eager caresses ; but she was too well pleased with the action, and too much de- lighted in seeing so noble a gentleman at her feet, to use any great degree of force, and the hand continued to be caressed as passionately as at first. " Oh, might I but be allowed to ask one favour — one sweet — one precious favour 1" said Raleigh, gazing in her face with as much apparent rapture as if she had been a young and blooming Hebe, instead of much nearer resem- G8 SHAKSPEARE bllng a superannuated Diana of some sixty years or so. The queen kept lier peace, looking very basliful, not know- ing but something might be required of her it would be scarcely proper [or her virgin modesty to grant ; when Sir Walter continued — " When I am doing furious battle with the enemy, I know of nothing which would so, much strengthen my resolution, and afford me consolation in all the delays I may meet with in my scarcely endurable ab- sence from my absolute and incomparable Angelica, as a lock of that golden hair, which to me seemeth brighter than are the beams of Phoebus topping the eastern hills : deign then to satisfy your majesty's humble and truly devoted slave, and pardon the deep yet most respectful adoration that doth seek so invaluable a gift." " In very truth, Sir Waller, if thou seekest only so simple a thing of us, we see no harm in its disposal," replied her majesty very graciously. " Therefore set thy mind at ease. Thou shalt have it by a trusty messenger before thou leavest our shores," *' Ah !" exclaimed he with a passionate look, as he pressed the hand he held to his heart. " Your majesty's unexampled goodness hath already made my poor heart bankrupt in thanks." '* Hush !" cried the queen, suddenly snatching away her hand, and putting her finger to her lip. " Who are these that dare to intrude upon our privacy?" Just at that moment footsteps were heard approaching along the walk on the other side of the fence, and voices of two persons in conversation were distinguished. They spoke low, but the words "Raleigh" — "Elizabeth," and "intrigue," were distinctly audible. " Now, by God's wounds, we'll not suffer this !" exclaim- ed the queen, starting up with a face crimsoned with rage. " Arrest them, Sir Walter Raleigh, whoever they be." " Let me entreat of your Majesty" — "What, are we not obeyed ?" cried the queen, quickly in- terrupting him, and casting on him a look of terrible menace when she observed that he hesitated to obey her command. '* On the knees of my heart, let a faithful servant" — "Away, traitor!" fiercely exclaimed her mnjesty to her kneeling favourite, as she brushed by him ; and with haughty steps strode towards the turning in the walk, which would give her a view of the spot whence the sounds had proceeded ; AND HIS FRIENDS. 69 but behold ! when she had there arrived, no one person was visible, at which she marvelled greatly. She looked among the trees, but could see nothing, and much chafed tliereat, re- turned to where she had left Sir Walter, as it may be said, with considerable siiow of truth, trembling in his shoes at the imminent peril of his situation ; but he knew the character of his mistress thorouglily, and his alarm soon giving way, set liim upon putting forward a stroke of policy which should re- awaken all the influence he had lost ; so that, when her ma- jesty came back to the place she had left, sweeping along, frowning majestically, and with a mind filled with thoughts of inflicting the most complete disgrace upon her captain of the guard, she beheld a sight so piteous, that all the dread sove- reign did give place to the sympathising woman, for there knelt Sir Waller Raleigh exactly where he had before kneeled, as if he was chained unto the spot, gazing upon vacancy, with a look so despairing and wo-begone, that it would have melt- ed a heart of adamant. To her exceeding astonishment, he noticed not her appearance before him — albeit he saw her well enough — but continued with a fixed and glassy gaze to stare into the empty air like one utterly bereft of reason ; and being moved with pity to behold so gallant a man, and one withal, who was the best dressed gentleman in all her court, in so sorry a plight, she presently went up to him and placed her hand upon his shoulder, saying kindly, *' Sir Walter, what aileth thee?" whereupon, with a long drawn sigh that seemed to come from the very bottom of his heart, he lifted up his eyes to her face, and then, as if struck with a sudden recollec- tion, he sunk down his head, and did hide his face in his palms, with a groan so hollow and sepulchral, that her ma- jesty thouglit he was about to give up the ghost. " Nay, nay, take not on so — take not on so. Sir Walter. We mean thee no harm, be assured," said the queen, now in a very trepidation, which assurance was comfortable enough to her forlorn captain of the guard, but who, nevertheless, with a most pitiful accent exclaimed — " Let me die at your majesty's feet, for I am unworthy to live, having angered so good a mistress." " Odds piiiikins, man, think not of dying," replied the queen in her most gracious lone. " In sad truth, if I be deprived of the most delectable happi- ness of gazing on such exquisite perfection as hath so oft de- lighted mine eyes, I am utterly undone. I have no desire to 70 SHAKSPEARE live,'* continued he very movingly. At which the queen was not a whit displeased, for, it is out of all contradiction, she had vanity enough to believe that the deprivation of the be- holding her charms, would produce so fatal an effect. "Despair not — and if we find that thou still deservest our esteem, thou shall have no cause for fear," said her majesty in a manner she thought likely to put him into some hope. "Rise, Sir Waller Raleigh, and return with us to the palace — we will inquire into this matter." "I am rooted to the earth," replied he, in the most sorrow- ful voice that ever was heard. " The fear of your majesty's displeasure hath fixed me to the ground. I have no power to move. How much would those wretched traitors rejoice who, to get me into disgrace, envying me your majesty's good opi- nion, that I prize as Jason did his Medea, and which, as she taught him to tame the brazen-footed bulls, and cast asleep the watchful dragon that guarded the golden fleece, hath inspired me to like honourable and famous deeds, — to witness the very piteous strait to which I am reduced by the efl'ect of their contemptible trick to slander the most excellent, chaste, and beauteous princess that ever did adorn this sublunary world." *' Dost think 'twas a trick?" inquired she earnestly. "How could it be else, please your majesty?" replied Sir Walter, albeit he knew all the time, having, from a better sense of hearing, heard more than the queen, that the conversation alluded to his amour with Mistress Elizabeth Throckmorton, though he could not distinguish to whom the voices belonged; but seeing that her majesty had fancied that it was in allusion to her, was resolved to take advantage of that mistake. " Is not your majesty well known, with all the superlative accomplish- ments of the nine immortal daughters of Jupiter and Mnemo- syne, to unite with them the exquisite truth and modesty of the goddess Veritas and the Vestals — and how could those villanous traducers, whoever they be, give utterance to so notorious a calumny, unless it were, that I should reap dis- advantage thereby; but relying on your majesty's noble quali- ties and proper sense of what is due to your own dignity, I feel convinced, that the paltry trick will be regarded with the contempt it dolh deserve — only awaiting your majesty's par- don, without which I am naught, to release me from this right painful and unhappy posture." " Rise, Sir Walter Raleigh — thy pardon is granted thee, and there is our hand upon it," said the queen, in her most AND HIS FRIENDS. 71 gracious manner, chiving him her hand, the which he did again press to his lips, but in a style more respectful than before, " We'll think no more of these paltry tricksters — but will show them how little we can be affected by their vil- lanous yet most contemptible slanders." Then did she very kindly raise him from the ground, and return to the with- drawing room conversing with him all the way on matters relating to his projected voyage in a way, the friendliness whereof, he had rarely experienced. CHAPTER V. Ambition Is a vulture vile That feedeth on the heart of pride. And finds no rest when all is tried; For worlds cannot confine the one. The other lists and bounds hath none ; And both subvert the mind, the state, Procure destruction, emy, hate. Daxiei. Ag-ainst bad tong-ues goodness cannot defend her Those be most free from faults they least will spare. But prate of them whom they have scantly known. Judging their humours to be fike their own. Sir Johx Harhis^gtox. " My Lord of Essex, you may account me your true friend in this business," said a dwarfish and ill-favoured person soberly clad, to a handsome and gorgeously dressed gallant — having remarkable dark eyes, and a rich glossy beard, very full at "the bottom — as they sat over against each other in a chamber hung round with abundance of an- cient armour. " I think I may, Sir Robert Cecil," replied he, addressed as the Earl of Essex, looking moodily all the time, as if there was something that mightily vexed him. " She hath quar- relled with me at primero, only because I did drop some- thing that to her appeared to call in question her skill with the cards ; and she hath spoke to me never a word since. 'S blood ! one had need be a beggar's dog as put up with such humours." " Nay, but the queen is a most bounteous mistress," ob- served the other, in a tone of apology ; " and though at 72 3HAKSPEARE times she be easily displeased, yet is she quickly move io make amends if undeserved disadvantage come of it." " But she is too prone to such capriciousness, and I'll stomach it no longer ;" exclaimed his companion, his bril- liant eyes flashing very haughtily as he kept playing with the jewelled pommel of his dagger. " What ! shall it be said that the Lord Essex is fit for nothing better than to play the pet falcon with, to be whistled to, and driven off, as it suit- eth a woman's idle fantasies V " Fie on you, my lord !" cried Cecil, with an exceeding grave countenance. " I would not the queen should hear of this for as much as your earldom." " Let her — Icare not ;" said the Lord Essex, sharply. " Now, look you there, was ever obstinate man so bent on his own destruction T" exclaimed the other, " But I will do you a service as far as my poor ability goeth ; for sure am I, that you have no friend so earnest to advance your interests as Robert Cecil, if you will only look upon him as such.'* " I thank you, heartily," replied his companion ; but in no way relaxing the frown that had settled on his brows. " Nay, I seek no thanks," rejoined Sir Robert, " for, inas- much as my honoured father hath been your guardian — to say naught of the noble qualities I do behold in you — have I ever felt disposed to do you a service. Believe me, I would do good for the good's sake. Now, my lord, in this matter, be advised by me ; for though seek I in no way to push forth my judgment before one that is so ripe as your own, yet, as your lordship is somewhat apt to get heated at these things, being touched by them more nearly than another, I, having more coolness, which is the greatest help to reflec- tion, may be considered better qualified to form an unbiassed opinion ; therefore, I do beseech you, in all true friendship, be advised of me." " What counsel you, Sir Robert Cecil V inquired his lordship. " Mark you Sir Walter Raleigh ]" asked the other. " What hath he to do with it V said my Lord Essex, very proudly. " Truly, he is a noble gentleman," replied his companion ; " he is one that hath many commendable parts, being in outward show right manly to look upon ; the which he doth put to great advantage, by apparelling liimself very daintily. AND Ills FRIENDS. 73 Indeed, though I be no judge of these things, I have heard it said by others, that for the fashioning of a doublet, he hath not his peer, r'or mine own part, I envy him not such an accomplishment, thinking that it more becometh a tailor than a gentleman. Nevertheless, he is doubtless to be praised for it, seeing that it showeth his great anxiety to please her majesty, who, it is well known to him, taketh exceeding de- h'ght in beholding such braveries ; the which he continually turneth to his profit. But he hath other gifts that do the more recommend him to the queen's favour ; he* hath held liimself valiantly in the wars, and hath the reputation of the most experienced soldier in the queen's service ; though I, for one, do think there be his betters not far off. Then — so it be said, though I know not how true it be, — his know- ledge of seamanship is inferior to none ; which hath not only enabled him to exhibit his valour against the enemy with great effect ; but hath given him marvellous facilities in the discovery of strange lands. Besides which, they that take upon themselves to know this phcenix, do give out that he is a very Solomon for wisdom, and is wonderfully quick at penning a stanza." " And what hath all this to do with the matter]" haughtily inquired my Lord Essex, who, though he could not help ad- miring the character of Sir Walter Raleigh, liked not to hear of his praises so conspicuously. *' Much more, my good lord, than it doth appear to you," replied Cecil, in a tone and with a manner of great meaning. *' Mark me ! I do not blame this valiant gentleman for wish- ing to make the most of his qualifications, for it is natural for a man to advance his fortunes as well as he can ; but if he, standing upon the opinion some have of him, which in all honesty seemeth to me strangely overrated, seek to gain the first place at court, and poison the queen's ear against the absent — " At this moment my Lord of Essex, who had exhibited signs of great impatience during the speech of his com- panion — with his handsome countenance hugely disturbed — leaped suddenly upon his feet, and exclaimed — ** By God's wrath, if he hath slandered me, I'll make him rue it." *' Nay, I said not that, my good lord," observed the crafty Cecil, with a show of sincerity. " Indeed, far be it from me to give you so ill an opinion of one who, beyond VOL. I. 7 74 SIlAKSrEARE all dispute, hath signalised himself very honourably; hut your absence doth throw great temptation in his way. I pray you be seated, my lord : — and there are some men — such is the perversity of human nature — who think it no discredit to them to build their rise by working at the fall of their betters. I would you would not stand, my lord : — not that I think Sir Walter Raleigh is of such kind, but being the captain of the guard, in constant attendance on the queen, where he hath many opportunities to drop hints to your disadvantage, which in charity I do not think he would : — I would say, perhaps he might, as the only way of dispossessing you of that high seat in the queen's grace you so worthily fill, be induced to increase her majesty's dis- pleasure against you as much as lay in his power. But be seated, I pray you, my lord." " If he attempt it, were he twenty Sir Walter Raleighs, he should have his deserts," said the proud noble, evidently much disturbed by what he had heard ; then, smiling con- temptuously, added,—" but he dare not," and quickly re- sumed his seat. " There are we of the same opinion," observed Cecil, who, with an unmoved countenance, had all the time kept a careful scrutiny of the features of his companion. " When I consider that he is nothing better than a simple knight, whilst you, my good lord, are known to be connected with the powerfulest families in the kingdom, and even stand in some relationship with the queen's majesty, I do conceive that he hath more wit than to attempt such a mad scheme as the driving you away from the court, that he might sup- ply your place ; nevertheless, speaking from the love I bear you, I do advise that you keep with the queen as much as may be possible ; thereby shall you hinder all foolish specu- lations of the kind, that may be built upon your absence, and notice for yourself whether this Sir Walter Raleigh be inclined to push himself forward at your expense, as some say ; though, for mine own part, I do not think of his dis- position so badly, having, in all my intercourse with him, found him to be a gentleman of very excellent integrity. Allow me also to hope, that what my zeal for you hath em- boldened me to say, you will not take in ill part, assuring you, that of all men living, is there not one I hold in so much respect as yourself." " I am greatly beholden to you, and will think of your ad- AND Ills FRIENDS. 75 \'icc," replied my Lord Essex, rising, with considerable as- sumption of dignity, from iiis chair, as he began putting on his embroidered gloves, " but where is my Lord Burghley?" "My father hath not long returned from the council," said his companion : " he is greatly fatigued, and hath gone to rest, desiring not to be disturbed. I pray you, my good lord, excuse seeing him to-day." " In truth I have no particular business with him," said his lordship, carelessly, as he arranged a costly silk cloak he wore upon his shoulder ; " commend mc to him, Sir Robert, and, if it be not displeasing to you, I will see you again on this matter at a fitting hour." " I shall feel proud of the honour you will do me, my good lord," replied Cecil, as, with much show of respect, he fol- lowed his visiter out of the door, when he had put on his hat, which was of a high crown, with a precious jewel in the front ; and made the serving-men, some of whom were straggling about the hall, hasten to open the gates, where he kept bowing to my Lord Essex very courteously, who re- ceived his salutations with a haughty inclination of the head, before he moved away from Exeter House, to cross to the river where he had left his barge ; and then the other came back, seemingly in a very thoughtful mood, to the armoury, and fastened himself in. He had sat himself down therein scarcely a minute, when he was aware of a gentle tapping at the wainscot; which as soon as he heard, a smile of peculiar meaning passed over his grave features, and going directly to a place where hung a suit of Saracen mail, he did presently open a concealed door, and there entered thereat Lord Henry Howard. "Hast any news?" asked Sir Robert, eagerly. " Indeed have I," said my lord. "Good news?" inquired Cecil. " Excellent good news," replied his companion. " From the Scottish king, eh, my good lord ?" said the other, in a whisper. " No, i' faith — it hath not tfavelled so far : 'tis English news ; — news of our incomparable captain of the guard." " Ha ! what, doth he seem inclined to take the bait, and quarrel with Essex ?" inquired the other. " I doubt it much," responded his companion ; " I moved him a little, but not sufficient to ground any such hopes upon." 76 SHAKSPEARE " 'Tis enough," exclaimed Cecil, " each Is jealous of the other, and very small things wjII suffice to increase their mutual ill will. I have had Essex here, and have just suc- ceeded in stirring up his ancient animosity against Raleigh, and I will take good heed it shall not go out for want of fuel. See you my object V " To ruin both in good time, I hope," said Lord Howard. " True ; — but more immediately to play one against the other, that we may take advantage of their disunion ; for were they strict friends, they would be too strong for us ; or were either to be allowed to proceed in his course without molestation of a rival, he would soon have too firm a seat for us to shake him out. We will set them by the ears, and I doubt not we shall find our profit in it. But what news have you of Raleigh?" " What think you of a dainty intrigue nov/ with one of the maids of honour?" "No !" cried the other, incredulously. "Just ripe for a discovery — a private marriage about to take place, to hide the unwelcome consequences." " To whom — where is she — what is her name ?" hastily inquired Cecil, showing by the earnest expression of his countenance, the interest he took in the intelligence. " She is no other than the right modest daughter of old Sir Nicholas Throckmorton." " The fool's ruined," exclaimed Sir Robert ; " but how know you this ? how can it be proved ?" " I was informed of it by my Lady Howard of Walden," said the other. " Her ladyship, as it seemeth to me, having been slighted by this Raleigh, — I know not why, for truly she is rather a dainty piece of goods to look upon ; — and suspecting from certain observations she had made, that he was the welcome lover of the virtuous Elizabeth, impelled by jealousy, did conceal herself in Mistress Throckmorton's chamber, and jieard the whole of the precious secret — and now her indignant ladyship is burning to tell it to the queen." " She must be stopped awhile — she will spoil all else," cried his companion, eagerly. " This is a delicate affair, my good lord, and requireth very careful handling, or else mis- chief will come of it." " I thought it of consequence, and bade her stay the dis- covery till I had seen you on the subject, which she hath AND HIS FRIENDS. 77 promised me. But the best of the jest is, whilst we were in earnest conversation on this very matter, along one of the walks in the park, the queen, who was on the other side of the fence near which we stood, without our knowledge of it, overheard us, as I suppose ; for we presently recognised her voice very loud, calling upon Sir Walter Raleigh to arrest us ; the which put us both in such a fright, that each of us did suddenly run for it as if our lives depended on our speed of foot. Never ran I half so fast in all my days; and as for my fair cousin- — by this light, there never was such a racer. It would have done your heart good to have seen us, like two Spanish galeasses, cutting before the wind with all sail, to get out of the reach of an English frigate. Thanks to the fleetness of our heels, we escaped ; but my Lady Howard liath got such a fright that she will scarce dare to open her mouth before the queen for some time to come." " So much the better," observed his companion, drily. " I left her to calm herself at her leisure, and hastened through the private gate in the garden to seek you here by the secret way." " You did right, my good lord," said Cecil, as he sat him- self down, somewhat abstractedly, leaning his head npon his hand. " And now, methinks, this fine fellow, who evidently liveth in the opinion that nothing is so good as that wiiich he doeth, hath done for himself; and / shall not be sorry for one. I like not such whippersnappers — persons of no ex- traction — ignoble adventurers, who are ever thrusting them- selves before their superiors, and winning from them such honours as they alone were born to possess. Indeed, this Raleigh is a most pestilent piece of conceit, and I mislike him hugely : I shall glory in his downfall ; and I care not how low his pride is humbled. Besides, when he hath been put out of the way, there will be only the haughty Essex to cope with ; who must easily be overthrown, for he hath not the cunning of the other." " Tush, my lord," exclaimed Cecil, with some impatience; " see you not, that if Raleigh be quite removed, Essex will be paramount] 'Tis a business that must be managed with exceeding delicacy. Hark!" he cried, in a more subdued voice, rising quickly from his seat, and opening the secret door as the Lord Howard prepared to depart, " Here are visiters coming. Haste and tell my Lady Howard not to 7* 78 SKAKSPEARE stir in this matter till I havo scon licr." Then closing it upon his retreating associate, and unfastening the other door, he was in a minute very busily employed upon some writings on a table before him, when there came a knock; and as soon as he had called out to them that they might have admittance, there entered Sir Walter Raleigh, with a very courtier-like looking gentleman, most daintily attired. " Now 1 take this as exceeding kind of you. Sir Walter,'* exclaimed Cecil, in a manner marvellously friendly, as he recognised his visiters. " And my worthy brother-in-law, my Lord Cobham, too ! I know not which to be thankful for most — the presence of yourself or your friend. I pray you be seated." " Indeed I have but called to acquaint you that her ma- jesty hath signified her consent to my expedition," observed Raleigh. " Of that I am very heartily glad, believe me," said Sir Robert," shaking Sir Walter by the hand v;ith so much earnestness as if he had been the best friend he had in the world, "and knowing, as I do, your fitress to lead to a profitable and glorious issue all such armaments, in which, as far as I have heard of the best judges, is no man living your superior, I do build upon it great hopes of your ad- vancement in the queen's favour ; whereat none of all your friends will feel more infinite delight than myself. But sit, I pray you, and let us drink a bottle of Ippocras to your suc- cessful voyage." " With all my heart !" exclaimed the Lord Cobham, cheerfully, as he flung himself carelessly into a chair, and did put aside his hat. " Such a proposition must be welcome for the sake of mine accomplished friend — but there is another consideration that claimeth to be taken into account —my throat is dry." " A good consideration truly," remarked Cecil with a smile, as he rang a silver bell that lay upon the table. " Nay, if you will have wine, I must leave you two to the enjoyment of it — my duties permitting me not to assist you in what would otherwise be mightily agreeable to me : for I must hurry to attend upon her majesty to the playhouse." " Now sit you down," replied Sir Robert with great de- monstration of friendship, preventing Sir Walter from leaving the room, " it wanteth, to my certain knowledge, a good half liour to the time when her majesty is like to be ready, AND HIS FRIENDS. 79 SO your haste nood not be so immediate — besides I take it hiiffely unkind of you, seeing that while I, vviio am of so notorious a gravity, for the sake of one to whose admirable qualities I stand so well affected, am inclined to unbend to a becoming sociality ; you, who are well known to be the most absolute prince of good fellows, on the poor excuse of press of time, do seek to play the churl with my weli-disposed- ness." " rfaith, Raleigh, there must surely be time for a glass or two with my worthy brother-in-law," said his friend, and then added very gravely, " and there is a very good reason why I think so." " Out with your reason, my good lord," exclaimed Cecil, somewhat urgently, " out with your reason, if you love me, for I do truly hope it will be a convincing one." "My throat, is dry," sagely replied the Lord Cobham. " O'my life there is no standing against so grave an argu- ment," said Sir Walter, laughingly as he uncovered and did sit himself down, " so 1 must e'en be indebted to your courtesy." At this instant a serving man entered, to whom orders were given for the bringing of the Tppocras ; and Sir Walter Raleigh noticing a peculiar suit of armour, Sir Robert Cecil then did acquaint him how his father, the Lord Burghley, took great delight in making a collection of offensive and defensive arms, of different times and countries, the which he had that room built on purpose to receive, in preference to keeping them at his magnificent mansion at Theobald's, or at Burghley House ; and when Sir Walter, being very learned in these things, did explain to him the age and nature of some, he listened with exceeding respect. In truth, although Cecil was the youngest of the three, he was the very craftiest man in all her majesty's dominions. His appearance was in no ways prepossessing — being short of stature, and with a face not at all handsome, shrewd eyes, and a scanty beard ; yet by falling into the humours of the great — affecting a wonderful sincerity, and seeming of a serious turn, he had advanced himself to her majesty's con- fidence — nor was he inclined there to stop, for ambition was his ruling passion : and every thing he schemed about, had for its object, without making enemies, to get as much power as was possible into his hands. All this time my Lord Cobham was arranging his hair, and trifling with his 80 SHAKSPEARE beard before a very polished coat of mail, that served him as a mirror. The wine now having been brought in and poured out by the serving man before he left the room, into three tall Ve- netian glasses, Sir Robert Cecil standing up with his glass in his hand, said, with an abundance of humility. " It ill becometh me, who am so little skilled in speech, to attempt what requireth such true eloquence as the praise of one who hath so distinguished himself in all manner of knightly and clerk-like accomplishments, as hath my most worthy and esteemed friend Sir Walter Raleigh ; yet, as he knoweth full well that my deficiency proceedeth not from lack of love, but from lack of wit, he will, I doubt not, out of the generosity of his humour, be content with the as- surance, that, as far as my humble judgment goeth, I do consider him an honour to this our age and an example to the world, of an able commander by land or sea, a ripe and perfect scholar, and a most honourable gentleman ; and knowing that he is about to command an important expe- dition against the enemy, he will, I question not, also allow me, from the very sincerity of my love, to wish him all that infinite success to which his great merits do entitle him." " In every word of this I gladly concur, and drink success to him with all my heart," added my Lord Cobham ; and both, thereupon, quickly drank off their glasses. " Sir Robert Cecil," -replied Sir Walter in a truly dignified and impressive manner, as he stood up to the table — " It would be but affectation in me were I to seem indifferent to applause ; for, however it may be taken, I must acknowledge, that I love praise — because I love to deserve it : and if I have not merited it to the extent your goodness hath be- stowed, believe me it was rather from want of ability than inclination: nevertheless I cannot say how much beholden to you I am for your good opinion, and though as it seemeth to me, the success I may have cannot come up with your expectations, to prevent as much as lieth in my power your judgment from being called in question, I will, in all times to come, urge my poor qualifications to the utmost. I thank you for your good wishes — and my lord also — and in return drink to your prosperity." " Well said !" exclaimed the Lord Cobham, as his friend raised the wine to his lips, and each had reseated himself — " the speech is worthy of the wine, and the wine deserveth AND HIS FRIENDS. 81 the speech — therefore are they capitally matched. I only wish my Lord Essex had tasted some of this truly delicious Ippocras before we met him just now at the liver side — methinks he would have looked with a more pleasant coun- tenance." " Saw you the Lord Essex as you came ?" inquired Sir Robert, carelessly. " We met somebody very like him," replied the other, " only he did regard us with an aspect so Ethiopian, I had like to have taken him for a blackamoor." " Ah, my lord is doubtless a little out of humour," ob- served Cecil, significantly. " He is not in favour with the queen." " O' my word, one would have thought he had fallen out with his own shadow for looking black at him, and resented it by looking the like at all he met," said my Lord Cobham. " Unfortunately, my good lord," replied the wily Cecil, "there are some men of such unhappy dispositions, that they cannot bear to see superior merit taking the lead of them ; and must therefore regard the object with a sullen and un- friendly gloominess." " By this hand 1 thought so !" exclaimed Cobham. *' Not that I would wish to insinuate aught against the no- ble lord," continued the other, " for he is doubtless of too honourable a nature to have evil intentions against those of whose rising power he may be jealous ; though I have heard it said that he beareth no good will to cur excellent friend, but of the truth of it can I say nothing. Indeed, in justice to him, I can fairly assert that he halh many estimable qualities, and showelh a very princely liberality ; nevertheless, truth compellclh me to say — but your glasses are empty," said hd, suddenly breaking off his discourse, and pouring out the wine. " What were you about to advance, Sir Robert Cecil ?" inquired Raleigh, very earnestly. " As far as 1 have had means of judging of the Lord Essex, he is a brave and ho- nourable gentleman, but if he haih said aught or done aught against me, I should be glad to know of it." " I pray you, excuse me there. Sir Walter," quickly re- plied the other. " Believe me, I am no maker of mischief. It would grieve me much to see two such notable good servants of her majesty at variance ; and truly your high spirits are apt enough to quarrel without being set on. The Earl of Essex 82 8HAKSPEARE hath a bountiful disposition as I have gaitl, and if he inclineth at times to be envious of another's greater merit and belter fortune, there be not one of us wilbout our faults, and it is but Cliristian charily to look over such. How like you the wine ?" •' 'Tis of very curious flavour," responded Raleigh, yet, though he answered to the purpose, he did seem as if he was thinking of another matter. " In truth, 'tis excellent good," said the Lord Cobham, looking at it through the delicate glass in which it sparkled beautifully, and then sipping it that the flavour might dwell upon his tongue, *' very exquisite stuff, by this hand ! I know not where I should meet with a better wine — indeed, with Ip- pocras of such admirable quality never came I acquainted. If it be not demanding too much of your courtesy, I pray you tell me of what vintner might you get such brave liquor?" " Of mine own knowledge know I not, my good lord," an- swered Cecil, "yet will 1 make it my business to inquire. Believe me, I am marvellously well pleased it hath taken your fancy, as it showeth its excellence ; for, for a singular fine taste in wine, of all men living commend me to the Lord Cob- ham. Let me replenish your glass." " I am infinitely bound to you, but, in very honesty, Sir Robert, I am but an indifferent judge," said my lord with some humility, yet it was evident he was well pleased with the compliment. " Your modesty maketh you undervalue yourself," replied Sir Robert, " I have heard your judgment approved of beyond all comparison." " 'Tis indifferent, 'tis indifferent," responded the other, carelessly. " Nay, but I have stayed too long," exclaimed Sir Walter Raleigh, jumping up of a sudden from a sort of revery, and making preparations to depart. " Not a whit," responded Cecil, " there is ample time to get to Whiteliall, before the queen hath need of your attend- ance. Another glass, I pray you." " There, then 1" cried Raleigh, tossing off the wine as his friend was making ready, " and now we must tarry no longer. Come, my lord." " Be advised of me, and think no more of what my foolish tongue hath let out concerning the Lord E^sex," said the crafty Cecil in an under tone, with a face of much concern, as AND ma FRIENDS. 83 he walked by ilie side of Sir Waller towards the gales, the Lord Cobliam following at some distance. " For your own sake, I would not have you quarrel. He hath great power of friends, and — not that I think so ill of that honourable lord as to imagine he would do aught dishonest against you — remem- ber he is the late Lord Leicester's kinsman, like enough, may have been his pupil — and, as it may be known to you, ' the gypsy' did practise very devilish arts against those whom he misliked." " If I mistake him not, he is of a nobler spirit than to follow so base an example," replied Sir Walter. " So think L" added Cecil, quickly, " yet appearances are oft deceitful, and for mine own part, I do confess to you I put no great trust in him, he being so nearly allied to one who was so badly disposed. Pardon my zeal, if while I counsel you to keep on good terms with him, if it may be done with- out injury to your honour, I do earnestly advise you to be on your guard." '• I take your caution in exceeding good part," responded Raleigh, " and will not fail to bear it in mind." *' I hope you will be worthily entertained of the players," said Sir Robert Cecil, as a few minutes afterwards he stood at the gates with his tw^o friends, " for though the gravity of my disposition inclineth not to such amusements, I am well pleased hat others should enjoy them." In a moment after, the Lord Cobham and Sir Walter Ra-^ leigh were making all haste to the water side, and the wily Cecil, with his mind filled with ambitious schemes and cun- ning plots, returned into the house. 84 yilAKSl'EAllG CHAPTER VI. O kiss! which doth those ruddy g"cms impart, Or gems, or fruits, of new found paradise ; Brcatliing" all bliss, and swecfning" to the heart; Teaching' dumb lips a nobler exercise. O kiss ! which souls, ev'n souls, together ties By links of love, and only nature's art ; How fain would I paint thee to all men's eyes; Or of thy gifts, at least, sluide out some part. Sir Paii.ip Sidnev. My lady is unkind perdie, •' Alack, why is she so ?" She loveth another better than mc, And yet she will say no. Sir Thomas Wyatt. When Master Francis was left alone by his miserly uncle ill the office, as hath previously been described, lie presently began lo turn over the papers on the desk like one in search of something; and, as if not finding what he sought, exclaim- ing, " Surely, I did leave it here," he the more carefully re- commenced his search ; but evidently with no better success. " It is gone 1" cried he at last, with a countenance in which surprise seemed to mingle with regret; and then, in much perplexity, appeared to be considering the cause of the disap- pearance of what he had searched for. " Possibly my uncle hath taken and destroyed il, for he liath a strange disinclination to my writing vers.es," said the youth — and then he did seem to think again — but, as was ap- parent, on another subject, for his fair brow became more troubled, and his clear and most intelligent eyes liad an uneasy and suspicious look. "If she doth afl'ect that Ralph Goshawk?" he exclaimed in a sort of doubting yet inquiring. tone, as if he knew not for certain, yet wanted to know something he feared would not be desirable to learn. Then having passed some minutes in pro- found yet anxious relleciion, he suddenly started up, saying, " But she is too good to be deceitful," he seemed at once to dis- miss all his uncomfortable thoughts, and set himself to writing out some account, with a very cheerful and delighted counte- nance. At this he continued diligently, but ever and anon exclaiming, " Oh, excellent Joanna !" or, with a like cnthu- AND HIS FRIENDS. 85 siasm, ** Dear — sweet — exquisite creature !" or, with a counte- nance that did witness for his sincerity, " Oh, I do love thee infinitely !" till there came a sudden turn in his humour, and with a more thougluful look he put down his pen, and, folding his arms, asked of himself the question — " But why doth she deny me the caresses she hath so often granted ?" after which he again grew uneasy (judging by the expression of his fea- tures), and it did seem as if his reflections were hurrying him to very unsatisfactory conclusions ; for he looked not at all pleased. •' That Ralph Goshawk seemelh villanously familiar with her," said he at last, in rather a troubled voice ; and for some minutes his cogitations appeared of a truly unhappy character : but the anxiety depicted upon his youthful features gradually began to disappear, a smile played about his delicate mouth, and seizing his pen again, exclaiming emphatically, " I'll be sworn she doth not countenance him !" he cheerfully resumed his labour. However, he had not been long so employed, be- fore he started up in exceeding surprise and perturbation, cry- ing out, " Here is a sad mistake ! — alacl^, what have 1 written?" and he then read aloud from the account which he held in his hand — " To the drawing up a bond for the payment of 250 caresses of good and lawful money of our sovereign lady Queen Joanna" " Indeed," added he, taking a knife to scratch out the errors he had made, " it be well my uncle saw not this, or he would be wraih — and with good cause." He then proceeded to make the necessary erasures very care- fully, only saying with great emphasis, as if wonderfully puz- zled as to how such mistakes had happened, '♦ what could I have been thinking about ?" He had but just done this when he was conscious of some one opening the door that led into the street, and looking round observed a very old-looking boy in a leathern jerkin and woollen cap, such as were worn by the common people, ad- vancing into the office, desperately intent upon picking a bone. He was somewhat short of stature, with a fair pair of bandy legs, and his face — none of the cleanest — was fat and freckled, having a noticeable huge mouth, then upon the stretch — a pug nose, and eyes squinting abominably. Without saying a. word, he marched towards one corner of the room, and sat himself down (ui the floor, picking his bone — the which em- ployment he varied by giving an occasional bite— which made VOL. I. 8 80 SHAKSPEARE a mark that placed beyond dispute his mouth's capacity — in a thick hunk of bread he drew from under his jerkin. Master Francis, who had regarded his visiter with con- siderable curiosity since his entrance, at last, seeing him with the utmost effrontery munching away without seeming to care for any thing else, asked him his business. ** Be you called Master Francis?" inquired the boy, with- out removing his eyes from the bone. *' That is my name, certainly," replied the youth. "Sureon't?" asked the other, taking a monstrous piece out of the hunk of bread. *' Of course I am," said Master Francis. *♦ Have ye any witnesses ?" inquired the boy. •' If you don't choose to take my word for it, you must needs let it alone, and go about your business," observed the youth sharply, though too much amused to be much offended. " Rather pej)perish — do to play Hotspur," remarked his companion in an under tone, as he renewed his attack upon the bone. In a minute afterwards he inquired, somewhat authoritatively, " Who's house be this ?" " It is my uncle's," replied Master Francis. " Prythee tell me his name, if he hath one." " Gregory Vellum." "His calling]" inquired the boy, still keeping his teeth employed. " 'Tis that of a scrivener. But get you gone quickly, or you shall repent this intrusion, I promise you." " Rather desperate — do to play Richard the Third," said the boy. " Who are you, and what seek you here?" inquired Mas- ter Francis impatiently — " I have quite enough to plague me without your assistance." " Rather melancholy — do to play Hamlet," said the other, stripping the bone perfectly clean, and making the bread disappear rapidly. " Nay, if you do not satisfy me for this impertinence, and speedily, I will have it out of your flesh," exclaimed the youth angrily. " Rather bloody-minded — do to play Shylock," answered the boy in the same quiet tone he had used from the com- mencement. " I'faith but this is unbearable !" cried Master Francis, as he jumped off the stool with a thick stick in his hand be- AJ^b HIS PRiENbS. 87 longing to his uncle that lay upon the desk, and ran to his visiter as with a design to give him a drubbing. " Now tell me, you wortliless varlet, what you want here, or your bones ehall ache for it," said he, holding the stick threaten- ingly over him. " Why, I am Gib, the call-boy," replied the boy, finishing his last mouthful, and eyeing the uplifted weapon with some small astonishment, " I hold the honourable ofllce of call-boy to the Globe, on the Bankside, and earn me the handsome sum of a whole shilling a week — and find myself out on't : but such a one for the business, the players are not like to find more than once in an age, I take it — and of this they are in no way ignorant — for Master Burbage hath said that my ' calling' did credit to me, and I did credit to my calling — and, as I remember me. Master Green said he could swear I was born with a caul, I was so apt at it. In fact, there be none like me. It was but the other day 1 paid a visit to the Rose to see their call-boy. Such a miserable caitiff! the varlet's got no mouth ! unless an insignificant bit of a button-hole in his face, scarce big enough to admit a peascod, be called such — the natural consequence of which is, that he hath not voice enough to frighten a cricket. Now have I something like a mouth" — " Something like half a dozen made into one !" said Master Francis, seeing that the boy extended his jaws to a compass beyond conception. " And when I call," continued he, " my voice may be heard on t'other side of the river — by those who hear well enough. If it be your desire, I will favour you with a specimen of my talents." " I thank you — but 1 would much rather that you would favour me with your business," replied the youth, who was too much amused to put his recent threats into execution. " But besides being call-boy," added the other, unheeding what had just been said, " I am oft times required to act parts — very important parts too, I promise you." " Indeed !" cried Master Francis, regarding with a smile the droll-looking object at his feet. ♦' In what part could they possibly trust you upon the stage V " I play the cock in Hamlet," replied the boy very gravely — at which his companion laughed heartily — " and so much to the very life, that Master Taylor saith he shall be content to pick a crovj with me every time he playeth the Prince of 88 SHAKSPEARE Denmark. And Master Fletcher saith that that piece can never go ofT as it ought to do unless I have the cock-ing of it. Besides which I come on as one of Falstaff's regiment — make a very excellent courtier in the back ground — play- one of the ghosts in Richard the Third's dream — and at all times make one of the army, of which there are at least some score of us, scene-shifters included. In fact, I should think myself greatly to be envied, were it not for one thing." " Of what can you complain T" asked Master Francis. " I am obliged to eat my meals where I can," replied the boy ; " sometimes in Juliet's tomb — sometimes in Desdemo- na's bed — sometimes in Richard the Third's tent — one day near the forum at Rome— another close upon the Tower of London — nay, even this very day have I been forced to munch my dinner as I came along, because I was sent to you in a hurry with a letter from Master Shakspeare." " A letter from Master Shakspeare to me !" cried Master Francis impatiently. " Why gave you not it to me before?" " Because you chose not to ask for it," said the other very quietly. " I was told to be sure and give it to the right per- son, so I thought I'd make proper inquiries." " Well, give it me — make haste ! make haste !" exclaimed the youth. " It's like enough to be about offering to take you into the company," observed the boy, as he pulled off his cap leisurely, and gave the letter out of it, making a notable mark on each side with his greasy thumb and finger. " But my advice be — try what you can do in the female line. You be just the age and figure for it; and we want a new woman marvellously. Our Juliet's obliged to shave twice a day, and our Lady Macbeth, getting to be a man, hath threatened to throv.'' 'jp her t^ngagement because they won't allow her to let her beard grow. I can put you up to a good deal about making your points and dying gracefully, and walking in woman's fashion — for I've seen it done scores of times, I promise you— so don't lose heart on that account." As Master Francis began reading the note, the call-boy got upon his legs, shook tlie crumbs from his jerkin, and sidled up to him. " I pray you tell me what terms offer they?" asked he, trying to look over at the note, which he could not very well reach to do. AND HIS FRIENDS. 89 " No terms at all," replied the other, in too good humour to be offended at the freedom his companion was taking. " Ah, you see it be not every one that can get a whole shilling a week and find himself out on't," observed the boy with an air of much importance. " But talent will always get its price." " I am glad to find that yours is so well appreciated," remarked Master Francis laughingly. " However, not to baulk your inquisitiveness, which is somewhat of the great- est, I must confess, this note is only to make an appoint- ment at the playhouse to meet Master Shakspeare." " Doubtless you will then be engaged," said the call-boy. " If you find any difficulty in getting admittance — for Will Peppercorn, who keeps ilie door, is not so social to strangers as am I — just ask you for Gib tiie call-boy, though some do call me Slentor, because, as I heard, he was a famous call-boy in ancient times ; and say you are a friend of mine, you will find your entrances and your exits as easy as throwing at cocks at Shrovetide." " I thank you, Gib," replied Master Francis, scarcely able to keep a serious countenance, for the look of the boy was so comical, with IjIs queer eyes and enormous mouth, and im- portant swagger, that he had a great ado to refrain from laugh- ing in his face. " This seemelh a snuggish place — how much may you get a week here?" inquired the boy very earnestly, after a careful scrutiny of the office. " That question I do not think it necessary to answer," re- sponded the other as gravely as he could. " Well — those that have gifts should make the best use of them," drily observed Gib. " But don't despair — who knows but ih^i you may be a call-boy some of these days — only I'm afraid you hav'nt got the very properesl sort of mouth." " Tliat I regret not, believe me," responded Master Francis with a smile. " And now I should earnestly advise you to make the best of your way back to Master Shakspeare, and tell him I will not fail of the appointment." " Ha!" replied Gib, turning on his heel and slowly proceed- ing to the door, tossing up the bone, with which he had not yet parted. "Now, remember you my advice — do the. wo-- men, and you cannot fail of getting on; and if you want to know how to look modest and like a dainty young gentlewo- man, come you to me, I can instruct you in all that sort of 8* 90 SIIAKSPEARE thing, for I've gnt a monstrous denl of experience that woy. Indeed, Master Barbage did say that I ??hould get advanced into the woman's parts when I was old enough, and methinks it is high lime I should attempt something of the kind. It's a genteel part of the profession, according to my thinking. Master Condell did tell me he thovight I could play Ophelia ravishingly." " Indeed !" exclaimed his companion, unable to refrain from lauphinjT at the idea. •' For my own part, being of an exquisite melancholy hu- mour, I doubt not I should shine in tragedy," continued the call-boy, taking a look at Master Francis so solemnly ludi- crous that it instantly did set him into a roar. " Rather humorous !" cried the boy as he opened tfie door, " do to play tlie fool:" and thereupon his mouth did spread out into a grin so far beyond all human conceit, that the other laughed till the tears ran out of his eyes. "Well," continued Gib, " though I wish you a bountiful share of good luck, in honest truth I say it — expect not to get so handsome a wage as a whole shilling a week, and find yourself out on't." And thereat he strutted out of the door, with such a villanous squint that it would have tickled the fancy of one at the point of death. IMaster Francis, much amused at the oddity of the boy and his exceeding assurance, returned to his seat in monstrous good humour, to finish his account ; but he liad scarcely taken pen in hand, when, on hearing a noise, he turned round, and lo ! there was. Gib's bandy legs, again marching in. " Slick to the women, I pray you, and you shall find your advantage in it," exclaimed he, with a very earnest serious- ness, and immediately disappeared. •' Away with you !" cried Master Francis, scarcely know- ing whether lo laugh or to be angry. Then he applied him- self to his task, and did finish it without further interruption. Presently his uncle was heard stumping along the passage with his stick, and in a few seconds he entered, looking very crabbed and savage. " Hast done that account?" inquired he siiarply. *' Yes, uncle," replied the youth. " Then take it to Master Ephraim Venture, the merchant in Thames Street, nigh unto Castle Baynard," said the old man ; '* and be sure to press for payment — for it be said that he hath had losses, therefore must he be looked after. 'Sblood, AND ins FRIENDS. 91 an' he do not pay quickly Til make him smart for't ! Tell liim I must and will have my money." "I will, uncle," responded the nephew, preparing with evident alacrity to start on his errand. " And mind that thou tarry not," added he, *• for I have bu- siness for thee at home." "1 will use all convenient speed," replied Master Franci.«, and in a minute after he was making the best of his way out of St. Mary Axe, right glad to get from the house, and as well pleased that the merchant's in Thames Street lay in the very direction to which his inclination most tended. On lie pro- ceeded in his way, taking no heed of the sober citizens speed- ing on their business, or even of their daughters, proud of a new kirtle or a dainty coif, showing off their pretty coquetries to the gallants that came strolling along in their best braveries, mayhap carelessly humming a tune, or whispering a well-de- vised compliment as they passed, at the which none were very hugely offended I warrant you, for their brilliant eyes sparkled the more; and some smiled with exceeding pleasantness, and a few did take sly peeps over their shoulder to notice if they were followed; but giving himself up to the inconstant hu- mour of his thoughts — now hoping, now despairing — now filled with the passion of love — now moved with the conceit of jealousy, he regarded nothing around him till he entered into Eastcheap. Then he was stirred up into a very proper consciousness of where lie was — his heart began to beat most dislurbedly — the paleness of his cheek made way for a flush of crimson, and his eye had gained a lustrousness that gave imto his gentle countenance a truly eloquent expression. Passing by shops of divers kinds, and even taking no heed of the barber chirurgeon's over the way, where his true friend, Harry Daring, was apprenticed, he at last made for one that was a mercer's, where the owner, a somewhat lusty old man with a lively roguish look, and an excellent jolly face, stood recommending to a customer sundry ells of three-piled velvet that lay before him, whom, seeing engaged, he stopped not to gossip with, but went on, as if it was his wont, to a little room at the back, where finding no one, he opened a door, and proceeded up a little flight of stairs close upon it, at the top of which there was another door, whereat, with his heart in a greater flutter than ever, he did knock gently with his knuckles ; and hearing a voice, the soft tones of which he recognised with a most infinite delight, he uncovered and en- tered the room. 92 SHAKSPEARE The chamber was rather low, and of a no great size, having a wainscot and floor of oak, with rafters very solid, running across the ceiling, and a window stretching out into the street. The furniture was substantial rather than elegant — such as might be seen in the houses of the better sort of citizens — yet was there a considerable show of taste in many things, which spoke as plain as could any words, that a woman's graceful hand had had the ordering of them. There was no one therein but Joanna, who sat, or rather re- clined, in an ample chair with arms, supporting her head by her hand ; she wore an elegant dress of watchet colour, laced down the front, with a girdle of silver baudekin, at the which was a little pocket on one side. Her silken hair was artfully disposed, falling in a love-lock on her beautiful shoul- der, and bound at the top in a network caul of gold. Her well-shaped feet, were cased in a pair of dainty white stock- ings and velvet slippers, projecting out of her petticoat, wiih the heel of one resting upon the instep of the other, to the manifest disclosure of a most exquisite ankle. In this position, the well-defined outline of the ripened beauties of her figure were seen to great advantage, especially as the low, tight boddice, then in fashion, did excellently well dis- play the full bust, and truly admirable neck and shoulder, the delicateness whereof I have not the cunning to describe, therefore will I leave it to the imagination of the courteous reader. She had evidently been a thinking ; but whether pleasurable or otherwise, I have no means of knowing, ex- cept this be taken as a sign, that when Master Francis first beheld her at that time, there was a severity in the loveliness of her countenance, tempered with a very touching melan- choly.. *» Joanna !" exclaimed the youth, hastening delightedly to her side, " I am here at thy desire, and truly to mine own most infinite gratification. But what aileth thee?" he in- quired suddenly, in a tone of aflTectionate interest, as he noticed that the pleasurableness expressed in his own fea- tures was not reflected in hers. At the question, she looked at him as with a careful scrutiny of his pale and thoughtful brow, but said nevfer a word. " Have I angered thee 1" he asked, in a more subdued voice ; and his gaze became as melancholy as her own. " Believe me, I meant it not In truth, I would rather die than anger thee." AND HI3 FRIENDS. 93 *♦ No !" replied she to his question, with impressive tones and eloquent emphasis. " Thou hast not angered me." And then, the severity of her look much abating, added, with great stress on the words, " Thou hast never angered me.*' " Indeed I hope not," said Master Francis earnestly. " But who or what hath made thee look so unhappy "!" " Thou hast," she answered. •* I !" exclaimed the youth with extreme surprise and sorrow. " What a wretch am I, to have done it ! and yet I know not how it could be ; for gratitude for thy never-tiring kindness, doth prompt me at all times to do the very re- verse. Tell me how it was, and instantly will I seek to un- do the unsought-for mischief." Joanna silently took from the little pocket at her girdle a paper that she gave into his hands — the v/hich he instantly opened, designing to read it, as such seemed to him to be her wish ; but to his exceeding astonishment he discovered it to be the very poem he had written, and lost from off the desk in his uncle's office. He stood like one that is detected in wrong-doing, unable to say aught for himself; yet, though he saw that his expostulation had done him mischief, knew he not what offence there could be in it. " What made thee think I had ceased to love thee?" asked she, in a voice by no means angry, after she had watched for a sufficient time his downcast eyes and modest confu- sion of countenance, as he stood before her. " It seemed to me that thou dost regard another," replied INIaster Francis, tremulously. " Whom V inquired Joanna, with more earnestness, fix- ing on him a somewhat anxious and penetrating look. "Ralph Goshavr'k," answeieJ lie. She remained silent for some few seconds, but a faint smile might have been observed about the corners of her beautiful mouth. *' In truth, I marvel thou couldst have entertained such a conception," said she at last. "Dost thou not love him, indeed 1" asked the youth, al- most incredulously, as it were. "Indeed I love him not," she replied. " And dost regard me as kindly as thou Vert used 1" he inquired more urgently, raising his eloquent eyes to her own. " Methinks quite as kindly," answered she. 94 SilAksPEAUE " Dear, dear Joanna !" exclaimed Master Francis, as ha kneeled on one knee, and taking in his the disengaf^ed hand that lay upon her lap, bowed his head till his lips rested thereon, and in that position remained. The melancholy ex- pression of Joanna's countenance still was altered not ; but there was now a tender interest in her dark eyes as she gazed upon her youthful lover. Presently she raised herself in her position, and took his hand in both hers very affec- tionately. " Yet am I much hurt that thou shouldst doubt me," said she; "I thought I had proved beyond question, how much I regarded thee above all others — perhaps with more careless- ness than did become me. But knowing the innocency of mine intentions, and trusting in the modesty of thy disposi- tion, I was content. Alack ! 'tis a sad world ! we cannot do right when we wish ; and when we are satisfied of our conduct, there cometh some malicious tongue to slander our doings. None know the wickedness that exists — that poi- sons the air we breathe with a perpetual pestilence, and obliges us to do by craft what we cannot do by honesty. I have to endure many things that make me unhappy — very unhappy — I needed not such verses as thou hast written." As she concluded the sentence,. he raised his head, and saw that she was wiping with her handkerchief a tear that did tremble on her eyelid. "Indeed, they shall trouble thee no more," cried the youth, as he disengaged his hand, and tore the paper into number- less small fragments ; *' and very heartily am I vexed that I should have given thee a moment's uneasiness. For what wonderful goodness hast thou exhibited towards me ; — the like of which surely was never known ! Truly I must have behaved most unnaturally to have vexed thee in this manner; and I'll never forgive myself, if thou wilt not forgive me." And then, most sorrowful in heart, he hid his face upon her lap. " I have forgiven thee," said she, affectionately twining her fingers in the light curls of his chestnut hair ; " but take not such fancies into thy head again ; be content with the assur- ances thou art continually receiving of how much I regard thee, and tiiiiik nothing of whatevef else may seem of a dif- ferent tendency. Nothing can be so sure as that, whilst thou art wortliy, tliou wilt be beloved." Master Francis was too much enraptured to reply ; and in this position they remained AND HIS FRftNDS. 95 for some minutes — she bending over him, with her dark hazel eyes softened into tenderness ; and he impressed so deeply with the subduing spirit of the moment, tliat he would not, or cared not to move from where lie was, Joanna having at last taken away her hands to enclasp his, he raised his head, and looking into her face, very fondly, yet with a touch of regret, said, — " But why hast thou denied me those most sweet caresses thou didst use to grant?" •* Truly I am not in the mood on all occasions," replied she, in rather a sad tone of voice ; " there are remembrances I cannot obliterate when I would, that come upon me at times, and make me regardless of all except the discomfort they . bring. It would be but a mockery to caress thee under such circumstances; and indeed, though I may often seem gay- hearted — forgetting for a time the unpleasantness of the past, in the enjoyments of the present;- — yet, when awakened to recollection — which is no difficult matter, — there lives not a creature on this earth so truly wretched as am I. Be content then with the pleasure I can grant when I may be in the hu- mour, and seek not, when the time is not auspicious, to in- crease my disquietude by ill-timed importunity." " I will not," replied he ; " but wilt thou do so ever again ?" he asked, as if almost afraid to put the question. *'I will," she answered, with apparent unaffectedness. " Dear Joanna, but wilt thou do so soon .^" he inquired, more impressively. "I will," said she. " Exquisite Joanna ! but wilt thou do so now .^'* he asked, with still greater emphasis. It would be unveiling the sweet mysteries of affection, to describe the endearments that blessed the reconciliation of these devoted lovers. There throbbeth not a heart in the wide world, that hath been touched by the generous influence of triie love, but hath played its part in the same drama, and can, from the fond prompting of the memory, imagine the en- trancing scene more vividly than could I describe the acting of it. Methinks, too, that the developcment of those delicious influences that make humanity angelic, should be kept sacred from the vulgar eye ; else might the selfish and the profligate find matter in it for idle speculation, or licentious conjecture. Pity it is that there should be any in whom the better part of their natures hath vanished, like the sap of a decaying tree, and vanity making them believe all to be like unto themselves. 96 SI^KSPEARE in the green freshness of fairer plants, they cnn see naught but their own hollowness and worthlessness. I know that, by the generous and true-hearted, what I should relate would be rightly interpreted ; but no writer is so fortunate as to meet with all readers of such a sort. The affection which existed betwixt Joanna and Master Francis, had in it this peculiar feature, that the former had so much the seniority of her lover, it invested her with an evi- dent controlling power over him. She appeared as though uniting in her behaviour the authority of a careful guardian with the fondness of a devoted woman, and sometimes it ap- peared as if some strange interest bound her to the youth, of so deep a tenderness, as was marvellously like unto that of a parent. In truth, il was a strange thing lo behold a creature so exquisitely fashioned, having much ihe outward appear- ance of one existing only for, and in the enjoyment of the most passionate worship of the opposite sex, seeming, with a delicacy the purest nature could never have excelled, so virtu- ously to conduct herself, as proved all the sterling excellence of womanhood was manifest in her actions ; whilst the ena- moured youth that knelt before her, dumb with excess of modesty, and overpowered with the intensity of his admi- ration, regarded her with such an enthusiasm in his delighted gaze, tempered with so profound a respect, as plainly showed he loved with the purity of heart, and earnestness of purpose, which belong only to that age and disposition that exist in the enjoyment of a perfect innocency. " Dear heart," exclaimed he, after a long yet very eloquent silence, "it seemeth to me exceeding strange that when I sit me down to write of thee, all admirable thoughts, like the bees hastening to the sweet blossoms, come crowding to be penned ; but when with my lips I would essay to breathe into thine ear aught of what rare pleasure I experience from the continual influence of thy unbounded goodness, such words as I have at command are so little to the purpose, that I am forced to a seeming ungrateful silence ; yet am I most gratefully bound to thee. Thou art my guardian angel, and in earnest truth, most exquisite Joanna, my heart ever yearneth to pour out its spirit in thanksgiving for thy unceasing kindness." He received no reply, unless it was conveyed in a more evident pressure of the hands she held clasped in her own, or in a softer and more thrilling glance from the clear hazel of her lustrous eyes, lie continued-— AND Ills FRIENDS. 97 •« My benefactress ! my" — •♦ Hush !" she exclaimed, quickly, interrupting him. " Have I not told thee never to allude to what I have done for thy good ]" He remained silent, as if conscious he had committed an error. " And now, prythee, tell me how hast thou sped with thy tragedy ]" she inquired. *' It will not do, dear Joanna," he replied. " Despair not — thou wilt do belter anon," she said, in an encouraging tone. " But methinks I have found a friend," added Master Francis, more cheerfully. " I am truly glad on't," said she. " Hast heard of Master Shakspeare — whose plays so won- derfully do delight the town ]" inquired the youth. " Indeed have I," she replied. " My father hath often promised to take me to see the players do a play of his, but he liketh the sports of the Bear Garden best, therefore I have not been." " I should like to take thee, mightily," observed he. " For it is most delectable entertainment. But I must tell thee — Master Shakspeare, to whom I was directed to send my tra- gedy, though he did tell me very candidly of its faults, ex- pressed himself right glad to do me a service ; and as earn- est of his sincerity, he hath but now sent for me to the playhouse." " Speed thee, then, Francis," she exclaimed, rising from her seat and raising him from the ground. " It be not right of thee to lose the precious time when such a friend desireth to serve thee. But here," she added, as she took from around her neck the very gold chain she did receive of old Gregory Vellum, and threw it over her youthful lover. " Wear that for my sake— but let not thine imcle see it, or mayhap he may think thou hadst it not honestly, and ques- tion thee churlishly upon it ; and I do not wish thee to say I gav^e it thee, nor do desire that thou shouldst say what is not true. And let me again request of thee in true kind- ness, that when thou wantest aught that his miserly nature doth refuse; ask it of me, and thou shalt have it straight." " Nay, dear Joanna," he replied, looking somewhat dis- tressed. " Thou hast lavished upon me so many gifts al- ready, that I urn ashamed to accept of this, or to ask of thee VOL. I. U 98 SIIAKSPEAIIE any thing; and, If thou wilt not be ofTended, I would sooner that thou shouldst continue to wear it. In truth, it is too good a thing for me to have." " That it cannot be," answered she, regarding him with a more perceptible fondness. " I -woald have thee wear it beneath thy doublet, and affix it to the miniature of thy mother. Now, no excuses ! I will not hear of them. And be sure let me know when thou dost lack any thing." " Oh, thou art too kind !" exclaimed the youth, with all the expression that love and gratitude could give. " Now haste thee to Master Shakspeare," said Joanna. " Dare I ask of thee once again, to let me taste of those honey-sweet delights thou didst bestow on me a brief while since 1" inquired he, looking into her eyes, as if his own were drawn thereunto by some marvellous magic. How she answered, methinks it be scarcely necessary to state, when it cometh to be known, that in the next moment Mas- ter Francis was speeding on his uncle's errand with a heart as light as if he had not a cafe in the world. Having delivered the account — more courteously than his miserly kinsman designed, he posted off to the playhouse on the Bankside, sometimes imagining what Master Shakspeare did want with him, and thereupon building many monstrous fine castles in the air, and then turning his thoughts to the contemplation of the exquisite excellences of Joanna, and feeding his mind with dreams of happiness she was to realise at some not far distant day. In this mood he arrived at the playhouse, which he recognised by the flag flying at the top. It was thronged with people — some waiting to see the queen, and others the play ; round about were boys and serving men holding horses, and here and there might be seen cos- tardmongers and others bawling out fruit. Making for a little door at which there was no crowd, he was entering thereat, when he was stopped by a surly-looking fellow, with a wooden leg and a red nose. " Well, how now ! what dost want 1" he cried, in a gruff voice. " I am come to see Master Shakspeare," replied the youth. " Won't do," said the other, sharply, as he took up a po- sition before him, as if to stop his proceeding further, and then scrutinised his appearance very closely. " The players be all a dressing, and can't be disturbed for every jacka- napes that wants to see the play for nothing." AND HIS FRIENDS. 99 " But I have business with liim," added Master Francis. " Won't do," repeated the fellow, stumping closer to him, and looking more forbiddingly. " Dost thou not know that this be no hour for him to see runaway apprentices who seek to be players 1 So get thee gone." " But he hath sent for me, and I 7nust see him," said the youth, more determinedly. " Won't do, I tell thee !" shouted the man. " Nay, if thou dost not take thyself ofif, I'll set the dog on thee. Here, Pincher ! Pincher ! Pincher !" And immediately a savage- looking, wiry-haired terrier came from under a chair, bark- ing and snaping at his heels. Master Francis, seeing that there was no remedy, was just about to turn back with a heavy heart, when, who should come into the place but the same wide-mouthed, squinting-eyed boy that had brought him the letter, bearing a tankard in his hand, as if he had come from a neighbouring tavern. Gib seemed to under- stand the state of the case immediately. " How now, Will Peppercorn !" he cried, in a voice that showed that the name of Stentor was not ill-applied. " This good youth is he whom I told thee Master Shakspeare did so much desire to see." " How should I know that 3" said the fellow, sulkily ; then drawing off his dog, returned to his chair. " Follow me, and I will show you the way with a very absolute good will," added the call-boy ; but before Master Francis had got but a few yards he turned round and in- quired, " Why said you not you were my friend ? He would not have dared serve thee so. But we must needs learn ere we get knowledge — so come on, and carefully." Master Francis found himself in a very dark place in which he could see neither to the right, nor to the left, nor yet straight on ; and was directed solely by the voice of his companion, which ceased not a moment. " Stick to the women, I pray you," he continued, " and you must needs be made a man of soon : but mind the thunder there !" At this injunction the youth was sadly puzzled, " If you have not the proper modesty, I will soon put you in the way of getting it — as I have said ; therefore hesitate not ; for such another opportunity is not like to happen. Here, mind you your footing, or you cannot help falling U])on the rain." 100 SIIAKSPEARE Master Francis looked about, cxpoctinsr to find a pool of water near him : but nothing of the kind did he see. " Now turn you sharp round the walls of Athens, and keep you on the left of Prospero's cell," said the other. Unable quite to comprehend his meaninof, the youth made a turn as he was desired, found his feet caught — laid hold of he knew not what, that his elbow struck against, this gave way, and down he came on his face upon something that seemed like a heap of canvass — bringing over him a pile of the same kind. " Tliere now !" exclaimed the call-boy, in a tone of appa- rent vexation. " You have tumbled smack upon the sea, and brought down upon you the palace of Antioch." Fright- ful as this announcement might seem, it did not mean any great mischief after all. Master Francis soon extricated himself from the fallen scenery, and without any more mishaps was conducted by his guide to the chamber in which Master Shakspeare was waiting for him. CHAPTER VII. Man's life's a tragedy ; his mother's womb From which lie enters is his tiring room; This spacious earth the theatre, and the stage That country which he lives in ; Passions, Rage, Folly, and Vice are actors : the first cry The prologue to th' ensuing tragedy. The former act consisteth in dumb shows ; The second, he to moi-e perfection grows ; 1' the third he is a man, and doth begin To mature vice, and act the deeds of sin ; 1' the fourth declines : i' the fifth diseases clog And trouble him: tiien Death's his epilogue. Sia Walter Raliigh. All the players were assembled in a large room of rather mean appearance, having little furniture, save settles, some few chairs, an old table, on which lay sundry tankards and drinking vessels, and a long mirror hung up against the wainscot. The players were dressed in character for the play of Henry the Fourth, the second part; and divers young noblemen and gentlemen were amongst them. Some AND TIIS FKIENDS. 101 \STrc sitting — some standing in groups, and others walking lip and down ; going out and coming in at intervals ; whilst a voice, evidently from its loudness, belonging to the " Stcn- tor" of the company, kept bawling from without as the play proceeded — " Falstaff, on !" or " Shallow and Silence, on !" or, "the Prince, on!" and tlien, others knowing that their turn would be next, got themselves ready to appear upon the stage. A merrier set there seemed not in all her ma- jesty's dominions. It was evident that care had naught to do with such choice spirits — for the quick jest, and the harmless jibe went round, and the loud laughter followed with them all — nor did there seem to be any distinction of rank amongst them and their associates ; or if such might be, it was without doubt in favour of the players, for they appeared wonderfully independent and careless of what they said. Master Shakspeare stood in one corner of the room point- ing out to Master Francis the different persons around them; and occasionally returning {he friendly salutation of the young gallants who canie thronging in, and looked as if they were mightily well pleased to have speech of him : but none could have received more satisfaction than did the modest youth at his side, for to him it was quite a new world. He, who had seen nothing of society save the cus- tomers and associates of the scrivener ; now found himself amongst the most famous authors and players of the time ; with a fair sprinkling of noble lords, distinguished knights, and honourable gentlemen. He listened with exceeding attention to every word that was uttered by his gifted com- panion, and regarded each individual that his attention was drawn unto, with an interest scarcely possible to be con- ceived. " See you that most worshipful-looking personage talking to Taylor and Condell 1" inquired Master Shakspeare of his visiter, pointing out a very smartly-dressed gallant, evident- ly much older than he wished to appear. " He that weareth so fine a satin cloak, and hath such gay rosettes in his shoes." Master Francis easily perceived who was meant. " That is Sir Narcissus Wrinkles. He hath as many lines in his face as you may find in a chart of the new world, wherewith Time hath written the sum total of his age, yet doth he imagine that he can find a way to disprove his arithmetic; and with a periwig of the newest fashion, and a 9* 102 SHAKSPEARE beard dyed to match — a very fustian voice prodigal in strange oaths — a leering look — a swaggering gait — and an infinite affectation of the air and apparelling of our youngest gallants, he soeketh to be thought as youthful as Ganymede, and as full of tricks as a kitten. See, now ! he is telling his auditors some notable lie of the feats he did last week with the bottle, or the wonders performed yesterday eve at the Bordello; mayhap he digresses into some famous adventure with the constable of the watch, and then pathetically laments him, that his young blood should lead him into such scrapes. Hear how loudly he laughs at his own follies; and see with what a hearty smack of the shoulder he saluteth his next neighbour ! But they who hear him know their man ; and laugh not with him, but at him." Master Shakspeare ihen directed his atlenlion to another group. " See you that sagacious-looking youth," said he, " that hath got Will Kemp in serious discoursf. close unto where Anthony Wadeson, Thomas Pope, and Nicholas Towley are in such furious discussion ? Notice the very gravity of his features — the demure combing of his hair — the antique cut of his beard. See how soberly he is clad — mark how stiflly he bears himself. He speaks slowly — as if he weighed every word that fell from his lips — and seemeth quite shocked at the boisterousness of manner of the group of gay young lords at his right. He goelh among us by the name of Young Anti- quity — yet is he called by his proper name, Lord Wiseacre. I warrant you, he is entertaining my friend Will with a right woful lamentation upon the degeneracy of the age ; and leaving him with a shake of the head worthy of a second Nestor, is now making the profound remark, ' Alack ! boys will be boys !' " Master Francis could not help a smile, for the manner in which his companion spoke tlie last words, was marked with such an exceeding drollery, that to look grave the while, was out of the question. "A little way to the left of him, notice that neatly di'essed old gallant, talking with so mysterious an air to a handsome young nobleman," continued Master Shakspeare. " The one is my Lord Howard of Walden, who sweareth every man of his acquaintance to strict confidence, and then letteth out the famous secret to all whom he can get to listen, of some fair dame being in love with him. He will dilate upon every look AND HIS FRIENDS. 103 ha lias received from her, and emimorate what wonderful signs she halli given liim of her regard ; and ihen he will assert iiis exceeding; virtuousness, and llie fear lie is in that this afieclion of another woman for him should be noticed by my Lady Howard, whom he believed to be a very miracle of chastity — though there be others that have a dilTerent opinion ; and will conjure his listener to be as secret as the grave, and straight- way go and tell as many as he can the same story, the which, as may well be believed, hatii no existence save in his own imagination, and thorough vanity. The person he hath hold of is my Lord Pembroke, as worthy, admirable, and generous a man as breathes ; and desirelh to be my excellent patron and friend. " Now, behold you those two young lords that have got Hart by the ear, up in the corner?" continued he; "they are my Lords Simple and Dimple ; they affect to be the Castor and Pollux of these our times, and are never seen apart. At no time have they been heard to differ on any one subject ; they dress alike on all occasions — ay, to such a nearness, that if my Lord Simple have thirty points to his hose, of a surely hath my Lord Dimple exactly the same. At meals they will be helped from the same dish, and have the sam.e quantity to a nicely. If there be but one wing left of the pullet, it must needs be divided to the exactitude of a hair, or they w- ill touch it not ; and if the one haih a spoonful more gravy in his trencher than hath the other, then are both infinitely miserable till the balance be adjusted. This conceit they follow up in all things : — when Simple haih the toothache. Dimple tieth up his jaws ; and if one be afflicted with the colic, the other rubbeih his bowels, and belioweth like a town bull. Yet with all this affectation of friendship, I warrant you Castor doth not care a fig's end for Pollux — and Pollux would not cross the way to save his Castor from the whipping-post." Then Master Shakspeare, suddenly turning round, said to his young friend, " Hear you how Green maketh the people laugh ?" And sure enough there was heard at that moment a very roar of laughter, which at intervals, did continue, wiili boisterous clapping of hands and the like. " Now turn your vision to where stands that tall slim sen- tleman, in close converse wuh Robert Armyn," said he. "Saw you any thing so spic and span ? he looks as dainly as a bowl of whipped syllabub, and smelleth as nice as a dish of stewed prunes. Surely you will think so fine a personage 104 GHAKSPEARE was made only for Sundays? for he secmeth n marvelloa^ deal too delectable for tliis every-day world. His speech loo lie makelh to match wit!i his dress ; for ii be other folk's finery, cut and clipped in accordance with iiis own taste. Truly is he clioice in his plirases, and putlcth tliem to a very absolute good use. He will talk yon upon the cracking of nuts in the tapestry style of Sir Piiilip Sidney his Arciidia ; and describe tlie fashion of a garter in tlie heroic vein of the blank verse of my Lord Sackville. He is Master Aniseed : doubtless yon suppose that his birth was as delicate as his behaviour ; and his bringing np as holiday-like as his apparelling. Yet was his mother a poor midwife, and his father a rat-catcher, and to the latter reputable vocation was he born and bred, and did practise with very notable success, after the demise of his worshipful parents, till a miserly uncle dying, whose heir he was, he straightway began very earnestly, with his new-found gold, to purchase the necessaries of gentility ; and now pass- eth he, as he doth imagine, for a truly creditable gentleman. 'Tis like you may fancy, by the pains he takes, that Master Aniseed preferreth his new mode of life wonderfully : but in that you are much deceived ; for have I good grounds for say- ing, that, in secre.t, he doth sigh continually for the more ex- quisite pleasure he hath found in the catching of rats." At that moment there entered at the door one of the players, dressed as King Henry the Fourth, whom Master Shakspeare thus addressed : — '* Well, Lowing, and how goeth the play with her majesty?" " Never went any thing better," said he, very cheerfully ; •' her majesty hath shown from the beginning an admirable interest in the story ; and Green hath made iier laugh till iier crown tottered again ;" and then he passed on. " Here, observe you that portly man, with the red face and the black beard, talking familiarly to our dame Quickly and Doll Tearsheet," continued Master Shakspeare to his young friend ; " a turkey-cock looks not so valiant. Judging of him by the way he beareth himself, one might suppose that he had inherited the warlike spirits of all the heroes who have gone before him. He seemeth of so great a heart that he could have braved Caesar, or pulled Alexander by the nfS'. Hear him talk, and to his, the deeds of the seven champions of Christendom arc but as the feats of idle apprentices. 'IMiere, see how he stalks across the roorn, holding by the scabbard his monstrous rapier, and looking about him as valiantly as if AND mS FRIENDS. 105 hp C'lrrd not n rush for the whole company, and would fight Iheni all round if any dared but wink at him. Yet is Captain Swagger not so dangerous as he looks ; — indeed he hath done no great damage as yet, as I have heard ; nor is he ever like lo distinguish himself that way ; for in his heart he haih a most Cliristian abhorrence of the shedding of blood ; there- fore, at all times, he taketh good care of his own skin. He will seem full of quarrel where there be no disposition shown to take offence ; but if you look him bravely in the face the whilst, you may tread on his toes, and he will be in no hurry lo lake notice of it." " Now is it the common opinion," added he, *' that the players be confined to the playhouse; but I do maintain, and have described some of the characters in this room, lo prove that I speak to the purpose, that there be better players off the stage than on. Moreover, if you look throughout the various busy scenes in the drama of life, you s'hall have good cause to admire the excellence with which some do play their parts, often to the complete de- lusion of the spectators into the belief that they are what they seem. By this art, how often dolli the wanton pass for a creature virtuously given, and the mere cheater play tlie game of an honest man. This is it that makes the glib- tongued profligate so perfectly assume the character of the de- voted lover ; that teacheth the sanctimonious hypocrite how lo be regarded as one of God's chosen ; that gives to youth and assurance the name of candour and disinterestedness, and gravity and gray hairs invest with the air of wisdom and goodness. Truly, Master Francis, if you look well to the world, you shall find that there be feigners that beat us poor players all to naught." Master Francis had listened with marvellous attention to ihe discourse of his companion, without daring to hazard a word of reply, for fear of losing something he might say in the interim, at which his companion evidently was not ill pleased. In truth, it seemed that the more he beheld of the youth his modesty and discretion, the greater became his liking for him ; and as he continued to point out the persons worthy of note that were in the room, he looked as if iiis gra- tification therein increased, with the increasing pleasure he afforded to his auditor. " 'J'here is as goodly a group yonder as you will meet with in a playhouse," continued he; " it consisteth of young Ben Jonson, a veritable son of the muses, who promiseth to be bet- 106 SHAKSPEARE ler known than he is ; my Lord Bockhurst, one who haxh written a tragedy of some note, and loveth to spend his leisure upon players ; Master Edmond Tilney, master of the queen's revels, a very proper gentleman, and a courteous, who hath the licensing of plays, and therefore cometh amongst us often ; Dr. Thomas Lodge, and Dr. Thomas I-»egge, who have writ for our neighbour the Rose, with a very fair success ; and that pedantic and most conceited coxcomb Master John Lily, who hath invented many comedies, yet is like to get himself more laughed at than any of them. Ren Jonson — he that is stand- ing up — seemeth to have the lion's share of the argument, as is his wont; for his tongue is a raiding famously; and 1 judge from that, the subject of dispute concerneth the ancients, for he prideth himself mightily upon his Greek and Latin. But here cometh my excellent good friend and patron Lord Southampton." At this he broke off, and his companion no- ticed a noble-looking gentleman, scarce older than himself, well attired, but not too fine in his appointmems, who was ad- vancing towards them with an easy courteousness, and a bland aspect. *' Well met. Master Shakspeare," said he, shaking hands with the other very cordially. "I'faith, if your lordship be in as good health as I am,'* responded Master Shakspeare with a smile, *' then are we * well met,' indeed." " Ever at it," exclaimed the Lord Southampton laughingly. *' Surely there never v/as thy match at quibbles and quirks ? Lideed, thou art a very juggler with words, and at the mere touch of thy wit canst give them any meaning that suits thee.'* " In truth, my good Lord," replied the other, " my poor words when addressed to you, however little their meaning may be, must needs have a good meaning, for they mean you Avell at all limes ; and such cannot help but suit me, seeing that I take abundance of care they are brought forth on a fit- ting occasion." " There, again !" cried my lord, laughing again very mer- rily. " Sure, never was the like ! But I have just left her majesty, ami rarely have I seen her in a more commendable humour. She doth applaud Burbage to the very echo, and hath laughed at Green till her sides ached for it. I tell tliee, if thou canst please the higher powers so well, hast thou no cause to fear those foolish pragmatics of the city. Let them do what they list. 1 have spoken on thy behalf to mine ho* AND HIS FRIENDS. 107 nourable and most esteemed good friend, Sir Thomas Eger- ton, who, for learning in the law, lialh no superior; and he hath promised me to exert himself for thy advantage. Keep a good heart. Knowing that thou hast the protection of Mas- ter Attorney-General, and art in such absolute favour at court, the aldermen, even if they have the power, the which have I my doubts of, shall not dare drive thee from the Blackfriars. Nay, I sliould take it in very monstrous hard case indeed, were a few paltry citizens allowed to interfere with the plea- sures of so many worshipful lords and gentlemen as find ex- cellent entertainment at the playhouse. Be of good cheer, Master Shakspeare, thou shall never receive disadvantage at their hands." " I am infinitely beholden to you, my good lord," said Master Shakspeare. " It is adding another leaf to that volume of favours your lordship's bountiful spirit hath accorded me." *' Take not what I have done for thee as any thing," replied my Lord Southampton, putting his hand in a friendly way on the other's shoulder. " For, in honest truth, I am ashamed I have as yet been to thee of such exceeding poor service. Fain would I show in more substantial fashion liow honourably I regard the manifold excellencies of thy nature ; and be assured I will not rest till I do something to the purpose. But I must needs be gone, for I have a parly wailing, with whom is sweet Mistress Varnon ; therefore, fare thee well, Master Shak- speare, till we meet again." "AH good attend you, my lord!" replied Master Shak- speare with a very earnest sincerity, as he saw his patron leave the room ; then turning to his young friend, who had not lost a syllable of the preceding discourse, he exclaimed, " There is a truly noble spirit ! he is none of your mere lords who can claim nothing of distinction but the names of iheir fathers — he is enrolled in nature's own peerage ; and carrieth his patent of nobility in his heart. Truly are such an honour to the land ; and the more England hath of them, the better able will she be to cope wilh her enemies. Tliough he hath so youthful a look, he is of a most manly nature. He is ever intent upon honourable purposes — thinketh that of all wor- shipful things intellect hath the supremacy — and seemeth ever ready to put his vantage of rank into obedience out of respect to the gifts, such as they be, wliich God hath grafted into my being. Indeed it be the knowledge of such notable disposi- tions that maketh me in love with humanity. I know of but one other like liim, and him you shall see anon." 108 siiAKSPKAiii: At this instant there enlered at tlie door, laughing as if liiey liad naught else in the world to do but to be merry, two of the players; the one, of whom the reader halh already had ac' quaintance, to wil, Richard Burbage, was dressed as the Prince Henry ; the other, wiih a look of iirfinile drollery, in a suit of russet, with huge swollen belly and legs, did repre- sent Sir John Falstafl"; and he coming in did freely accost Master Shakspeare with a very "hail fellow" slap on the back, exclaiming — '* How now, Chanticleer ? tliou lookest as de- mure as an old maid that waketh in the night with a dream that she hath been kissed by a blackamoor." *' Go to — thou art Green !" replied Master Shakspeare in the same humour ; " thou art Green by name and green by nature, therefore tliy wit cannot be ripe — and not being ripe must needs be sour. Go hang thyself on a sunshiny wall, and mayhap thou shalt in time become palatable." "Away willi thee, thou pestilent player upon words, and unprofitable player upon a stage," cried out the other, " dost think I'll hang at thy bidding ? No — I'll be hanged if I do. Away ! I am sick of thee." "Then hast thou the Green sickness — which is marvellous to behold in one of thy appearance," replied Master Shak- speare. " Now vvl'.ip me tliis knave !" said Master Green, turning to his companion, who seemed as if he could not well main- tain his gravity. " Here be a sorry fellow for you, who halh as many jests to a name as iheie are patches in a Jew's gabar- dine. See how he abuseth the license of speech ! Was ever such poor practices known since talking came into fa- shion ?" " Let hira have his way, I prylhee," observed Master Bur- bage : " he is but simple ; and peradventure had he not his usual pastime he might die from the lack of it." " Nay, if I die not till I lack sport, 1 sliall keep my breath as long as" — here Master Shakspeare paused a bit, and then added archly — " as long as this exquisite world provideth such sweet facetious rogues as they that now serve mc to break a jest upon." " Out upon thee !" exclaimed the representative of Sir John Falstaff, good-humouredly, *' thou wilt come to no good, depend on't." " How can I, forsooth, when such evil things as tliou art, stop my way ?" asked the other. " I'faith thou hadst best not meddle with him," gravely re- AND HIS FRIENDS. 109 marked Master Burbage. *' He is like unto the great bear in Paris garden — he worryetii the dogs more than the dogs worry him : a murrain on him." " Show not thy teeth then, good dogs," added the other, with a fc^mile, '* A fico for thee and all thy kind 1" cried Master Green ; ♦* I will show my teeth in spite of thee — ay, and use them too if it seemeth me good." " Doubtless, when such be thy humour, thou wouldst suc- ceed in making a green wound — in virtue of thy name," re- torted Master Shakspeare. " Nay, if hanging be not too good for tliee, burn me for a schismatic !" laughingly exclaimed his antagonist. *' In good truth, I do not think thou wouldst burn, Tom," coolly observed the one. " Why not, Will ?" inquired the other. *' Seeing that green wood doth not catch fire very readily," replied the first. •' What green again !" cried his droll companion, *' why what a master of colours art thou who useth but one." " Wouldst have him take thee for a chameleon, who can change his complexion as it suileth his fancy?" asked Master Burbaore. " For the matter of that, he changeth his hue very much like your chameleon," said Master Shakspeare; "for if you catch him at the tavern, doubt not to find him a bottle Green"— " Ha ! ha !" shouted both at the same time. '• If he ventureth on the salt ocean, assuredly he is a sea Green"— " Good, o' my life 1" exclaimed Master Burbage, laughing very lustily. " That he be not a Kendal or a Lincoln Green, I can war- rant, knowing that he comelh from Warwickshire ; but when all that is now man of him be turned into mould, there can- not be a question that ho will make a very respectable grass Green." "Oh, kill me that varlet straight!" cried Master Green, shaking his monstrous stomach with the violence of his mirth. *' Kill him, Dick, if thou lov'st me — for he hath filled me full of most villanous vegetable conceits. I do begin to fancy some old grannum, coming for simples, catching me up for a VOL. I. 10 110 . SHAKSrEARE goodly pennyworth, and boiling me, as a sovereign remedy for her rheumatics." *' Nay, Tom, thou shall be put to no such ignoble use, be- lieve me," said Master Shakspeare, now laughing in his turn. *' Green ihou art, it cannot be denied, and it be equally cer- tain that thou wilt be ever-Green ; therefore, if it pleaseth thee, when I seek the hays I will come to thee for as much as thou canst provide." " Well said, bully rook !" replied the other, giving him another hearty slap on the back. " If thou dependest on me for thy laurels, thou shalt have good store of them — for I do believe that thou hast earned them well." " So say I," added Master Burbage, with exceeding ear- nestness. " But how goeth the play, my masters ?" suddenly inquired Ma.ster Shakspeare, as if inclined to give a turn to the con- versation. " As well as any thing can go that goeth upon legs,*' replied Master Green. " But how doth a play go upon legs, Tom ?" asked Bur- bage. " That conceit be out of all toleration." " Not a whit, not a whit, Dick," answered the other— " 'tis as plain as the nose on thy face ; and I will do thee the justice to acknowledge that thou hast very ' plain' features." " Out, thou pudding !" cried Burbage, laughing heartily ; and fetching his companion a sly poke in the midriff, he thereupon gave a quick jump away, and went with a great bang against Master Aniseed, who coming strutting along in his finery to ascertain what they were so merry upon, had got nigh upon Master Green, when he was sent by the suddenness of the concussion flying along as if he had been shot out of a culverin, knocking down Lords Dimple and Simple, scattering others to the right and to the left, and fetching Sir Narcissus Wrinkles with one of his outspread arms such a whack of the chaps, that it sent his periwig off unto the other end of the room. In an instant, half a dozen rapiers were drawn ; and foremost of all, Sir Narcissus with his bald pate, and swearing in a monstrous passion, was advancing to where stood Master Aniseed, trying to catch his breath, and looking as if he knew not for a certainty whether he was on his head or on his heels. Others pre- sently interposed to prevent bloodshed, but some would not be pacified so readily : and a good many were so provoked AND HIS FRIENDS. 1 1 1 by the ridiculousness of tlie wiiole scene, that they could do nothing but laugh. " Let me at him !" cried Sir Narcissus. " By Acheron and gloomy Styx, Fll teach him to play his tricks on me, I warrant you." •' 'Sblood, I must kill him within the instant," shouted Captain Swagger, looking prodigiously fierce, and flourishing his rapier in a most sanguinary manner. " He hath given me a blow ! nothing but his life can atone for't." " By this light he dies, for he hath hurt my friend," ex- claimed Lord Dimple, raising his head from the floor, and looking pathetically towards Lord Simple, who lay at his length a little distance off'. " Nay, I be not much damaged," replied the latter, slowly placing himself in a sitting position. " But if I trounce him not for the ill office he hath done thee, then is friendship but a name." ♦' Nay, Sir Narcissus, put up your weapon — it was but an accident," said Master Taylor. "Ten thousand furies! let me at him, I say!" cried the enraged knight, vainly endeavouring to break from those who held him tight. " Come, good captain, we must have no fighting here!" cried Master Lowing, who with others were trying to hold him back. " Away, gentlemen I" bawled Captain Swagger. " He hath signed his own death-warrant. He hath done me an offence. Hold me not, I pray you, for I must kill him." "Who talks of killing]" cried Master Green, looking preposterously valiant and big, and coming in before Master Aniseed with a rapier of a tremendous length, which he had drawn from the scabbard at his side. " Is any man so weary of life as to stand before my invincible toasting-iron — then let him die now, and pray all the rest of his days. Am I not famed for the killing of giants, of griffins, dragons, and monsters horrid 1 Then pity be pitiless : puppies shall drown in pails, or I'll know the reason on't. My masters, before I let fly my valour and shave the world of its hu- manity, it seemeth to me good to say this much. So he that hath ears to hear, let him give me his ears — and if he be deaf, why, let him hold his tongue. Thus is it — Let it be known to you that the good youth who hath made all this turmoil, be in no way to blame, seeing that he was but an 112 SHAKSPEARE agent in the mischief of which he was the innocent cause ; for thus stands the tale : I jumping bacli suddenly, not knowing such a person was so nigh at hand, came with all my force against him, and did force him, very unwillingly on his part, I will be bound for't, to. do what hath excited your high displeasure. Now, mark this: it be an unques- tionable truth, that no map. is ever in a rage with the bullet that killeth him ; but, doubtless, would be glad, if he could, to pay off the pestilent varlet who shot the bullet, duarrel not, then, with the bullet in this business — but they whose indignations be unquenchable, let them at me — for I shot the bullet." Shouts of laughter rose from all parts of the room during this discourse, but when the speaker, with his great, stuffed body and valiant looks, more laughable than terrible, begun swinging his monstrous weapon about, jumping quickly here and there, and slashing on all sides Vvith an abundance of ridiculous antics, they that were nighest to him made all haste to get out of his way ; the rapiers were quickly sheathed, and such roars of laughter followed one another from all the company, that never was the like heard. " I pray you, if you be good Christians, bury the dead quickly," observed Master Green, gravely putting up his weapon, — at which every one laughed the more. " Indeed this be killing vrork," continued he, wiping his brows with his handkerchief, amid the shouts of all around him. " 'Tis a thousand pities it be so fatiguing to the body, else would I slay as many score as I have done now, every day i' the year, and find it a very pretty diversion." " Prythee, sweet friend, tell me if thy hurt be great !'* asked Lord Dimple, leaning upon the shoulder of his asso- ciate, very anxiously; though, when he saw the great weapon coming into play a minute since, he jumped out of the way without in the least looking after his friend. " In truth, my elbow be somewhat bruised," replied Lord Simple, with a right dolorous look. "But how is it with thee ?" *' By this hand I am also a little hurt in the elbow," said he, very tenderly feeling his arm at the joint. " But I am villanous sore v/here I sit me down." "Alack ! I have there the most pestilent soreness true friend ever endured," replied the other, and immediately he did be- gin rubbing himself behind with a couiUenance that v/ould have softened a heart of stone. AND HIS FRIENDP. 113 " And now, Tom, to the proofs," said Biirbage, after llie Inughler had abated, and things became in the room near wliat they were before Master Aniseed's mishap, '* How doth a play go upon legs ?" " Doth not a play go upon the players V inquired Master Green. " Of a truth, it cannot go well without," observed the other, " And do not the players go upon legs ?" asked he. " Truly, they could not well go without," remarked Mas- ter Shakspeare, with all his gravity. *' Well, then, my masters, dost see the drift of my argu- ment?" said Green. " If the play be supported by the play- ers, and the players be supported by their legs, is it not as true as that chickens come out of egg-shells, that a play goeth upon legs ?" " I question not that if the play ♦ stand' at all, it shall have legs to stand upon," observed Master Shakspeare in the same humour, *' but I doubt hugely, that the play and the players go together at all times ; for it may chance that the players be * damned,' which is like enough of some of 'em that I know ; but the damning of the play doth not follow, especially if it be one of mine." " Out upon thee, thou intolerable piece of vanity and horri- ble calumniator !" cried Master Green, laughing all the time, *' I will forswear thy company, and on the instant take my- self ofT." " Do so, Tom," replied Master Shakspeare, as his friend was leaving him, " thou wilt save me an infinite world of trouble by it, for I have been taking thee off this many a day." "I owe thee one for that I" emphatically exclaimed the other, turning round as he was going out at the door, and shaking his droll head at him very merrily, ''and if I pay thee not, Will, thou shall hold me in no more estimation than a soused gurnet." "Away with thee, thou wilt never become half so dainty a piece of pickle !" retorted his companion. When Green was gone Master Shakspeare did adtlress Bur- bage in his usual playful manner, with *' Well, Dick, did the verses play the part thou wouldst have them ?" "Excellently well," replied he. "In truth, never verses had belter reception. If she be not an exquisite judge of all the commodities of a good measure, then stand I on a very indifferent footing with a pretty woman." 10* 114 SliAKSPEAKE " r faith, ihy feel have but an indifferent appearance, Dick,'' said Master Shakspeare, gravely looking down upon tlie other's shoes. " That mvist needs become a standing joke," observed his companion. " It may, for I do not think it deserves to be set down.'* "Go to!" exclaimed Master Burbage, jocularly. "But listen to me. I watched her the whilst she read tliy poem, and, believe me, her face be worth the looking at : and as she proceeded she opened her pretty lips — a tempting pair, by this light! — and said, 'That is not il!,' and anon, 'brave words !' and presently, 'an excellent good conceit;' and tlius went she till she came to the end, when she did acknowledge that they were of better stuff than she had expected of me." " Then must she have had a marvellous bad opinion of ihee," duly remarked his companion, " and evidently knevi^ thy value to a fraction. But what didst get for them T' " Dost think I kiss and tell ?" said the other, in a seem- ing indignation. "But I tell thee how it is, W'lW, I have cut out him of the sonnet ; he haih no more chance than a drown- ed kitten in Houndsditch. And our next assignation hath a very pretty conceit in it, for it is agreed between us that I shall come to her door ; and to prevent mistakes, when she says ' who's there,' at ray knocking, I am to reply, * It is I — Richard the Third.' " " What, dost mean to play the tyrant with her?" laugh- ingly inquired Master Shakspeare. " But let not thy long- ings for her father's gold make thee too sanguine. Mayhap thou wilt find plenty of Richmonds in the field yet." " I care not if there be — I am desperately in love ; and if she is to be had, will have her in spite of them," replied Mas- ter Burbage. " But there is our Slentor, with his lungs ©'leather, giving me a pretty loud hint that I am wanted ; so I am off." Saying which, he hastily departed at the door. " And how like you the players and their associates," ask- ed Master Shakspeare to his young companion. " In truth, exceeding well," replied Master Francis, cheer- fully, " never have I been so much amused as during the time I have been here. Methinks they must lead a right merry life." " They are the very grasshoppers of the age," observed his friend, " a small matter of sunshine sufficeth to make them chirp ; notwithstanding which they oftlimes live in fear of be- AND HIS FRIENDS. 115 ing trodden iiinlcr foot, or snapped up by such as think fit to devour them and their substance." Doubtless, in this Mas- ter Shakspeare did alkide to the efforts that had been made by the city authorities to deprive himself and his associates of performing plays within their jurisdiction. Al'ier some lime longer passed in the room, his friend did lead Master Francis out just as many of the players came in, denoting that the play was over ; and after carefully picking his way along, he was brought before a large curtain, in the which there was a hole whereat Master Shakspeare took a peep, and desired his companion to do the same. He looked, and saw a throng of people of the respectable sort, standing up close together a little below him ; whilst a vast number of i;ooms, all round about and above them, were filled with lords and ladies, and the like, very splendidly attired ; and up higher on " the scaffold," or gallery, were a crowd of the meaner kind, who could afford neither a shilling or a sixpence, such as had been paid by " the groundlings," and those in the rooms, but came only as threepenny customers. All was open to the sky, and at the top was a great flag. But what struck him the most was the noise and hubbub of the people. Some were shouting " God save the queen," others casting up their hats, and tlie ladies waved their handkerchiefs ; and turning his eyes to where the looks of the audience were di- rected. Master Francis beheld, in the largest of the rooms, all daintily fitted up with curtains of satin and gold, her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, who, with a very queenlike dignity, had presented herself in front of her noble attendants, clad with princely magnificence ; and continued most graciously to curt- sey to her applauding subjects. He had not been many minutes engaged in observing this interesting scene, from the attractions of which he could scarcely take off his eyes, when he felt himself touched on the slioulder, and turning round, saw a handsome and gal- lant-looking gentleman approaching the place where he stood. " I have been in constant expectation of seeing you, Sir Walter" " Speed thee. Master Shakspeare, and follow me," said the other, interrupting him quickly. " I must first request your kind offices in favour of my young friend here, who is a youth of excellent parts and" — - 1 10 SHAKSPEARE *' Let him come to me at Durham House to-morrow, at eleven o'clock," said he, " for, in truth, I have not a minute to lose now. Her majesty hath desired that thou shouldst be presented to her, and if we make not prodigious haste she will be gone." " Be sure and go to Durham House, as Sir Walter Ra- leigh hath required, and thou wilt find thy advantage in it," whispered Master Shakspeare ; and in a moment afterwards Master Francis found himself alone. For a minute or two it seemed to him that all had passed as a dream. It ap- peared scarcely possible that he should have stood in the presence of the far-famed Sir Walter Raleigh — have been recommended to his patronage, and desired of him to call at his mansion : and it could not but be (so he thought) that the stately-looking gentleman, so richly clad, who a mo- ment since stood before him, was a mere delusion of the fancy. These reflections threw him into a profound revery, in the which he was so completely lost, that he saw and heard nothing around him. " Prythee tell me, what have they offered thee a week 3" was asked him a third time before he noticed that the ill- favoured and inquisitive knave, Gib the call-boy, with his enormous mouth upon the stretch, and his eyes squinting more abominably than ever, was at his elbow, wondering that he could get no answer. " Hold thy prate — I know not," was the reply. " Nay, if thou knowest not, thou canst not tell, of a surety," observed the call-boy. " But thou canst think with- out knowing, and therefore say, I prythee, what thou dost think they have offered thee ?" " What matters it to thee," replied the other, in spite of himself, amused at the coaxing, wheedling manner in which the bandy-legged urchin attempted to win the important secret from him. " In honest truth, I am curious to know if they are in- clined to give thee as much as a whole shilling a week and find thyself out on't," said the boy, holding up his head with such an affectation of conceit that the other could not help laughing in his face. " Then, in honest truth, I believe they are not," responded Master Francis. " I thought so," said Gib, with an air of satisfaction that increased the mirth of his companion — then added, in a AND HIS FRIENDS. 117 tone of consolation, " Be not cast down at it. I do assure thee, that if thou wilt abide by my advice, and do the women, thou shalt get as much as that in good time ; for truly thou art well fitted for playing in such parts, seeing that thou wilt have no call for a beard yet awhile, and when it doth appear in any sort of prodigality, I have an honest barber of my acquaintance who shall pluck each individual hair out by the roots, and charge thee little or nothing for it." " I am obliged to thee infinitely," seriously observed the youth, who winced under the very idea of such torture. " I tell thee, once for all, I never had any desire of becoming a player, and all the service I require of thee, is to lead me out of this place as quickly as thou canst." " Desirest thou not to become a player V thundered out the astonished call-boy. " Well, here is a fortune thrown away ! And I did hope thou wouldst have supplanted our Juliet, who, no later than yesterday, gave me a villanous kick i' the breech for offering to show him how to die more graceful than is his wont." " And I will give thee another if thou dost not instantly lead me into the street," added Master Francis, looking as seriously as he could. At this the eyes of the call-boy seemed directed in every way at the same time ; and with- out saying a word more, he began to shuffle his mis-shapen legs away as fast as he could, — closely followed by the other. While those two were leaving the playhouse. Sir Walter Raleigh was hurrying Master Shakspeare along, and they arrived at the queen's room just as her majesty was moving to depart, with all her noble train of lords and ladies around her. " Please your majesty, here is Master William Shak- speare," said Sir Walter Raleigh, as he pushed through the throng. " Let him enter," said the queen. Thereupon, Master Shakspeare advanced towards the queen and knelt before her; and her majesty and many of her courtiers — especially the ladies, did look upon him very curiously. •' Master Shakspeare," exclaimed the queen, •' we do commend the excellence of your wit, whereof the application hath pleased us much, on more occasions than the present ; and will take care you suffer no hindrance in your calling, 118 SHAKSPEARE SO long as you continue as you have done, to attempt not to meddle with matters of state. Of all your performances, that fat knight hath delighted us in the greatest measure ; and it seemeth that we should find an additional satisfaction could we see the rogue in love. Think of it, Master Shak- speare, and if your conceit jump that way, send word to the palace, and we will give you the first fitting opportunity to read to us whatever you may write upon the subject." Then graciously giving him her ungloved hand all brilliant with jewels, to which he respectfully bent his lips, her majesty passed him by, followed by her maids of honour, her officers in waiting, and others whose duty it was to attend upon her person, leaving Master Shakspeare kneeling, from which he presently rose, and in a few minutes heard the trumpets and kettle-drums, with the hurrahs of the mob outside, striking up as the queen left the playhouse in her caroch. CHA.PTER VIII. Millions of yeares this old drivell Cupid lives ; While still more wretch, more wicked he doth prove ; Till now at length that Jove an office gives, (At Juno's suit, who much did Argus love) In this our world a hangman for to be Of all those fooles that will have all they see. Sir Philip Sidxey. There are a sort of men, whose visages Do cream and mantle like a standing pond, And do a wilful stillness entertain With purpose to be dressed in an opinion Of wisdom, gravity, profound conceit ; As who should say, I am Sir Oracle, And when I ope my lips let no dog bark. Shakspeare. *' Come, coz ! coz ! Prythee have done with this sighing and trembling," exclaimed Mistress Alice to her fair cozen, as Ihey were together in iheir tiring-room, seemingly gelling themselves ready to go upon a journey. " Why, ihou makest as much fuss about being married as might I, for whom the idea of it hath but sorry recommendation indeed. Well, Heaven help them that cannot help themselves, say I — and of AND HIS FRIENDS. 119 all that need help, none are like your would-be wife ; for of a Irulli, she must be in monstrous hard case, that desirelh so ridiculous a thing as a husband." *' He cannot help being ruined," observed Mistress Throck- morton, sorrowfully, and quite inattentive to the remarks of her merry kinswoman. " Well, blame him not for it," said the other, in her pretty droll way. *' For, if he cannot help it, he should escape cen- sure. But melhinks there be no great cause for such appre- hension, for when I showed thy father's letter to the queen requesting thy presence at AKIgate, on the pretence of his de- clining health ; she had come from the play in so fine a liumour, that it seemed as if she could have granted any thing : therefore art thou to go, and I with thee : and if thy man ani- mal fail thee not, thou wilt be made his yokefellow straight. Now have I very palpably in my mind's eye, the appearance of thyself and thy precious helpmate some two or three score of years hence. Thou wilt sit on one side of the chimney corner, and he on the other, like Darby and Joan : wiih, may- hap, the cat at thy feet, and the dog at his, and his worship lifting up his woollen nightcap to scratch his bald pate the whilst, shall say, in a monstrous thin voice, like a sucking beetle," here did she imitate an old man's querulous speech to the life — " ' Dame ! it be woundy cold o' nights— hast never another pair o' hose to cover up my legs V And then thou shall look at his shrunk shanks very pitifully over thy specta- cles, and dividing thy nose and chin, which shall then be nigh unto kissing each other, shalt answer, 'Forsooth, my old man, 'lis but proper thou shouldst have another pair ; for I know by the absolute shooting o' my corns, we shall have foul weather soon.' " " Fie on thee, Alice !" exclaimed Mistress Elizabeth, yet scarcely able to refrain from joining in her companion's mer- riment — for the little creature screwed her pretty face into so odd an expression — and made her voice sound so tremulous and droll, in accordance with the laughable scene she was de- scribing, that it was impossible for any one to have looked on unmoved. "And then being mighty skilful in the preparation of sim- ples," continwed Alice very archly. " After having put him to bed and tucked him up, that the cold shall not visit his old bones too roughly — for I prythee remember, there shall be nothing of him but skiu and bone — thou shah make him a 120 SHAKSPEARE famous posset, with spice in it, to comfort his poor bowels— whereof, when he halh swallowed a sufficiency, thou shalt take the rest; then to bed wilh him — and a few minutes after which, thou shalt be heard snoring a fine treble as an accom- paniment to his worship's excellent bass." ♦' Nay, I am ashamed of ihee !" cried the other, although she could in no way help laughing at the conceit, in spile of the trouble she seemed to be in. *' But haste thee, Alice, with our things, or my father will have to wail — which thou know- est he likes not. Ah, me — I would it were all over !" " Ah, me — I would it were well over, or under either, so that it had a good ending," said Alice, briskly. " By my troth, there must needs be something in this taking of a husband, by the to-do which is made of it ; though, meihinks,it would re- quire as great a conjurer as Dr. Dee, to find out where iieth the wonder. For mine own part, I cannot but help believing, that these man animals are hugely flattered — seeing thu we are inclined to make so great a fuss out of so small a matter." " He will be undone !" exclaimed Mistress Elizabeth, sigh- ing, and wringing her hands. " A pudding undone !" cried Alice, her sparkling eyes flash- ing very merrily. " Why should he be undone, I prythee ? — unless he undo himself; and then mayhap he shall get himself in a tanglement, like the fag-end of a ball of worsted in the paws of a kitten. I tell thee, Bess, he shall never be undone. There is that in him which will put up with no un- doing. Think not of it. It cannot be. Thou shalt find him like a very pretty skein of silk, as he is; and shalt wind him off clear to the end." " It was noble in him to offer to marry me," said Mistress Throckmorton — somewhat as it were to herself. " Nay, I cannot see it be so very noble either," replied her laughing cousin ; " truly thou art worthy to mate wilh as good as he — or better, if it come to that." "No, no, no !" cried Mistress Elizabeth, shaking her head in very woful fashion. " But I say yes, yes, yes!" quickly exclaimed the other. *' In all respects he hath got an excellent bargain, and the varlet knoweth it, or I be much deceived. Thou shouldst not hold thyself too cheap, Bess ; a w^oman gets nothing by that, depend on't. As for me, if there be any that would have me at mine own valuation, then shall they coin all the ♦ man's flesh that may be met with above ground into rose AND Ills FRIENDS. '121 nobles ; and lack the greatest portion of wliat I would go for after all." " In truth, then, thou wouldst go at a price indeed," remarked her cousin. *' Price, quotha ! why should I not go at a price 1" replied the merry Alice, tossing her little head very prettily. " Dost think I am but a pennyworth ] — of so little account, that he that gets me might run a withy through my gills, and carry me home like a cheap mackerel ]" *' Nay, I meant not that," said Mistress Elizabeth, smiling at the exceeding oddity of her cousin's humour. *' Thou art not held so poorly in my esteem, believe mg ; for thou hast ever been to me a very dear good creature," and thereat she stooped and kissed her rosy dimpled check with an admirable affection. " Ay, if I am to be bought, I'll be a dear creature to him that buys me, depend on't," laughingly answered she, as she returned her cousin's caress. " But hark — here comes a footstep !" Saying this, she hastened to the door, the which she opened as some one approached it, and noticing that it was one of the yeomen of the j^uard, she exclaimed, " Ha, Master Annesley, what news?" " Please you, my lady," replied he very respectfully, " there be certain of Sir Nicholas Throckmorton's serving- men down below, who say that the barge is ready at the water-side for Mistress Elizabeth and yourself, to the which they wait to conduct you." " See that they be entertained ; and say we will be with them anon. Master Annesley," said Alice. "I will, my lady," answered he; and departed quickly to do her bidding. " Bess I Bess ! why how thou dost tremble !" exclaimed the other, when she had returned to her kinswoman, " Dost tremble at a man 1 — Psha ! Fifty men should not make me wag a hair of my head. Now on with thy mantle!" •' Alas ! he will be ruined !" cried Mistress Elizabeth very piteously. " Then the more goose he !" replied her cousin. " But I apprehend he hath more wit than to suffer it. Dost think / would be ruined 1 — Nay, I'd eat my head off first ! Come, here is thy hat. Alack, thou lookest as pale as a Shrovetide pancake. Courage, sweetheart ! If it were not that I have no inclination that way, I would marry all the bachelors be- VOL. I. 1 1 122 SIIAKSPEARE tween this and Muscovy, and not be frightened a whit. Nay, shake not so, I prythec, for thou wilt have shaking enough soon, I doubt not — seeing that when we get to Lon- don Bridge thou wilt have to mount on the pillion on uncle's brown Bess, whilst I must ride before Diggory on the gray mare : and then we shall go trot, trot, trot, to Aldgate, till neither of us have more bowels than a flea. And now thou art ready at last." Then, after some few minutes employed in finishing her own attire — for her beautiful kinswoman seemed in such a strait that she could assist her none at all — she drew her arm through that of the other, cheering her all the time with many droll sayings ; and they passed together out of the room in their travelling equipments, giving notice as they went to one of the yeomen that the men should meet them near the gates; thereat when they arrived, they found the serving-men in their best liveries (proper stout varlets, each with a goodly rapier at his girdle), and with abundance of respectful salutations from them, answered kindly and with- out haughtiness by their fair mistresses, thus attended, they left the palace of Whitehall, and proceeded across the Queen's Garden to the Privy Bridge. " Step in quick," said a voice that came from one muffled up close in a large cloak, who sat in a barge at the water- side. " Father !" exclaimed Mistress Elizabeth. " Uncle !" cried Alice in the same breath. " Nay, there be no time for fathers or uncles either," replied Sir Nicholas, " I be not to speak nor disclose myself for fear of watchers and praters, — so in, wench, and quickly. And now, Diggory, push off from the shore, and help ply the oars well." " That will I, your worship," replied one with a famous dull honest face and yellow beard, who with a long pole sought to push the barge into deep water; " and as your worship desireth that your name shall not be mentioned, I will take care it pass not my lips. Truly 'twould be a shame were I not to do the bidding of so excellent a master as Sir Nicholas Throck " " Hang thee, villain, thou would betray me upon the instant !" exclaimed the old knight. " Take to thy oar, and let thy tongue wag on thy peril." " I am dumb, Sir Nichol " AND HI3 FRIENDS. 123 ♦« Take that, for a prating varlet !" said his master, inter- rupting the mentioning of his name by a blow with an ashen stick he had under his cloak, that not only made Diggory wince mightily, but had tlie effect of silencing him without another word. ♦' Nay, father !" " Hurt him not, good uncle !" cried the cousins, as they saw the weapon descending. " 'Sblood ! one might as well be proclaimed at Paul's !" exclaimed Sir Nicholas impatiently. " I tell thee I am now neither thy father, nor thy uncle, nor thy ox, nor thy ass, nor any thing that is thine." They now glided slowly and in silence along the river, keeping pretty nigh unto the left bank — the serving-men straining at the oars with all their strength — Mistress Eliza- beth trembling exceedingly, and her beautiful countenance marked with a great paleness ; and Alice with her arm round her waist, whispering excellent consolation, with now and then such droll conceits as entered into her head. " Who be those getting into a pair of oars from the very spot where we took water?" inquired Sir Nicholas, pointing to two persons closely wrapped in large cloaks, who were then stepping into a boat. " Methinks they are men of some sort," replied Diggory, with a monstrous gravity, who fancying the question had been addressed to him, had plucked up courage to answer it. " Mine eyes can tell me that," said his master, drily. *' And wear they goodly coplanck hats, out of all question,'* continued the man. " That also I can see wiUioul thy assistance," answered the old knight. " I hope they be not coming after us." " They are pulling across the river," observed Alice. ♦♦ That is evident to me likewise," responded Sir Nicholas; and for some minutes not a word more was spoken, till lie cried out, " but see, they are creeping along the shore on the other side. Odds my life ! but I tljink they be spies." " If it please you, shall we run across ?" said Diggory, *' and Peter and I will draw upon them, and spoil their spy- ing straight." *' Ay, that would we, with a vengeance, if it please you, master," exclaimed another, whose patch on the forehead be- tokened him to be one in no way averse to a broil. 124 SHAKSPEARE " Peace, knaves," exclaimed the old kivght ; •* Dost think, if there be a!iy need of drawing, I cannot play my part ?" *' For the matter of that," observed Diggory, ♦' I can af- firm, with a safe conscience, there be no such a master at the weapon." "Indeed, for a swashing blow, of all valorous knights com- mend me to Sir Nicholas Throck : Oh !" shouted Peter, before finishing his sentence, on finding the aforesaid ashen stick descending on his pate, wiili the very swashing blow he was speaking of. "Will never hold thy prate?" angrily cried his master: •' Nay, by God's suffering, I'll give thee a cudgelling all round, if I hear another word." At this the men said no- more, but pulled on, passing divers noble mansions that stood on the slope of the Thames, nigh unto the village of Charing, Sir Nicholas watching very earnestly the strange boat, that kept at a good distance on the other side of the river, till they approached Ivy Bridge ; when he commanded Diggory to make for a small flight of stone steps, adjutling out of a mag- nificent mansion that stood tiiere. As it was high water, the barge was easily brought to the stairs, and then the old knight, handing out his daughter and his niece, pointed to thera an open door above the wall, against which the tide was a run- ning, for them to go into, while he tarried a moment to give directions to his men. " Courage, Bess ! this is Durham House, and thou wilt soon be a wife now," exclaimed Alice, as the other, seer/iing more dead than alive, leaned upon her, as they advanced through the little door, into a dark passage. " At least Sir Waller Raleigh hath one virtue — he hath a goodly house to live in." " To which lie now welcomes his dear sweet wife and thee," said a well-known voice ; and Mistress Elizabeth found herself clasped in the arms of her affianced husband. " Oh, Waller !" was all she could say. "Alack, I had like to have been frightened," exclaimed Alice; "but now 1 see who it ber I only wonder I took any alarm, for I am not easily frightened at so small a mat- ter." "Another time, Alice, I will give it thee in good style for that," said Sir Walter, laughingly ; and then, turning to Mis- tress Elizabeth, added, — " Come, Bess, to the chapel, all is AND HIS FRIENDS. 125 ready ; my cliaplain wait?, and lliere is no one with him but my friend Lord Cobham." ♦♦ And here comes her old father, to see her hononrably wedded to a truly excellent and gallant gentleman," cried Sir Nicholas Thiockmorton, a little way behind them. ♦' Welcome to Durham House, Sir Nicholas," exclaimed Raleigh : and then the two knights shook hands in a very friendly manner. *' Thanks, Sir Walter," replied the other ; " I have brought Bess here, with strict attention to your directions ; yet had I at one time misgivings we were watched." " Wlio could have thought of playing the spy on you ?" asked Raleigh. " In truth it was a mistake of mine," replied the old knight ; " for the boat in which were the supposed watchers haiii but now gone on, as I think, to the Bankside." " I beseech you, follow me then to the chapel," said Sir Walter ; and then, wiili many kind and soothing words to her who hung so fondly on his arm, he led the way, closely fol- lowed by Alice and her uncle, through many courts and pas- sages, till they came to a sort of oratory, dimly lighted, fitted up in very antique fashion as a place of worship, in the which stood, in his robes, at the altar, the chaplain, conversing with my Lord Cobham ; and with a few hurried words of greeting betwixt that Lord and Sir Nicholas Throckmorton, the cere- mony was proceeded with ; Mistress Elizabeth looking all the whilst, as some thought, fitter for a burial than a bridal, and trembling wonderfully ; but she said the responses with a proper distinctness ; and in a marvellous little time she did receive the congratulations of those around her. She answer- ed not to what was said, save by turning towards her hus- band, and with her beautiful eyes swimming in their own soft light, regarded him with a look of such infinite thankfulness, that it sunk direct to his heart, and never, whilst he had life, was thence erased. "And now, Sir Nicholas Throckmorton," said Sir Walter, advancing to him, with his arm fondly encircling his wife, " I consign this precious charge into your keeping for awhile, which I hope will be but brief. 1 am going, as it may be known unto you, upon a voyage, whereof the successful result will, I hope, win me the queen's pardon for this proceeding; and I know not where, with such excellent propriety and ad- vantage, 1 could place in safety, during my absence, what I 11* 12G SHAKSPEARE account so great a treasure, as with one from whom its value did proceed. I pray you look to her tenderly." ♦•That will I, Sir Walter, depend on't," replied the olJ knight, briskly. "A murrain on thee ; what dost look so pale for?" added lie to his daughter; " wiien I married thy mo- ther, her cheek oulblushed the rose : but there will come colour enough by-and-by, or I'm hugely mistaken ;" and then he gave a very merry chuckle, and did touch her playfully under the chin. " It grieveih me that I should seem to play the niggard, Sir Nicholas," said Sir Waller ; " but it must be known to you why it is so ; and therefore do I trust vou will excuse it." " Odds my life, man, speak not of it," answered Sir Nicho- las ; " but if thou canst, come to us this eve at Aldgale, and we will have a merry night on't." "I will strive to bring it about," replied Sir Walter. "Art admiring my apparel, fair Alice?" asked my Lord Cobham, with a great show of gallantry, as he advanced towards the place where she, with her roguish eyes, seemed intently scrutinising his dress. " Indeed it hath to me a right handsome look," replied she, very innocently ; " but methinks it be a thousand pities it should have so sorry a lining." '"Tis a mad wench ! 'tis a mad wench!" exclaimed the old knight, with a loud laugh, whilst my Lord Cobham ap- peared as if he knew not whether to be offended or amused ; " she hath a lively wit, it cannot be denied ; and they do say she takeih after me." *' The truth of which I here do affirm," said the merry girl ; " for having many a day helped yourself before me, it standeth to reason, uncle, that I must take after you." " Ha, ha!" shouted her kinsman, who seemed as fond of a jest as herself, " that be a truth beyond all contradiction. Now, Sir Walter, you take the lead, else I know not how I shall find my way back to the barge." Raleigh was whis- pering a few encouraging words to his beautiful wife, previous to his departure, when he was startled by a knocking at the chapel door. "Now, Stephen, what news?" asked he; going to the door, yet without opening it. " Please you. Sir Walter," replied the voice of an old man, " there is my Lord Burghley at the gate, who says he must have immediate speech with you on the queen's business " AND HIS FRIENDS. 127 '♦ Gel liim into ihe library, good Sleplien," said Raleigh, *' and say lliat I am dressing, and will be with him in the in- slanl." "That will I, without fail," responded the other, and im- mediately he was heard hastening away. " Now, Bess, my life," exclaimed Sir Walter, catching hold of her arm, " I must be so ungallant as to hurry thee from the house ; for if the lord treasurer were to get but a hint of thy being here, it must needs come to the queen's ears, and then it would go hard for us both." So saying, he hastened with her — not witliout saying many endearing words by the way, which doubtless were mightily refreshing to her affec- tionate nature — to the little door that opened unto the river; at the which he parted with her, and her father, and Alice ; who straightway proceeded into their barge, and continued their journey, whilst he hurried back; and after going through other passages, and up a flight of steps, joined his visiter in the library. The Lord Burghley was at the time a man getting to be aged, and of some infirmities also. His beard was very sil- very, and broad at the bottom ; and his face much wrinkled, pale, and of an exceeding grave aspect ; his head, which seemed to be scant of hair, was covered with a close cap of black velvet (whereof the points came down over his ears), on the top of which was a rounded hat, with a fair jewel set in the centre. Below his ruff his gown was fastened, having the royal arms embroidered on the right side; over which he wore a goodly chain of gold, and a broad sash, from the left shoulder to the right hip ; and in his hand he carried a white wand. He had sat himself down in an easy chair, the which a tall, thin, gray-headed old serving-man, who stooped much, had placed for his use ; and seemed, with marvellous shrewd looks, to be scrutinising every thing in the room ; and certes there was a multitude of things opposite in their natures, tiie close approximation of the which would have been a marvel to many : for above a vast heap of romances of love, and chi- valry, and the like, was the model of a ship ; — then, upon a pile of grave philosophers and ancient historians, there peeped out a portion of a quaint dress for a masque; — here lay a theorbo, and by it a small piece of ordnance ; — there a silver tankard, wrought with the story of Bacchus and Ariadne. Ovid's Art of Love lay on a shelf, with a jewelled dagger in it to mark the page; and between the leaves of Plato his 128 SHAKSPEARE works, in the original Greek, was seen parPof the gold case of a lady's miniature. In one corner were divers pikes and halberds, with a torn banner taken from the enemy ; in another, a mass of ore, brought from the country of Guiana by a Spa- niard, and one or two large shells foimd on the American shore ; — in this, a right handsome arbalest, the handle of which was of ivorjs very dainlil}'^ carved, — with a quiver full of arrows ; and in that a lot of swords, pieces, and the like sanguinary weapons, resting upon a roll of madrigals, with a leaf exposed, having on it part of the words and music of that admirable composition of the truly melodious Master Dowland, *' Awake, sweet Love." On parts of the carved wainscot, there were framed and hung up certain views of the invincible armada being discom- fited by the English fleet — charts of the Spanish main — drawings of the coast of Virginia — and a right exquisite por- trait of Queen Elizabeth, looking wondrous handsome and majestical, riding upon horseback, as she appeared at Tilbury Fort. There was no lack of tables and chairs in the room, but most of them were covered with such a host of ancient books and weapons, with here and there a case of toothpicks, or a delicate pouncet-box; — pistols and perfumes lying side by side, or a French trinket resting upon a Hebrew psalter, with a vast quantity of papers, as would be tedious to de- scribe minutely. *' My master will be with you anon, an' it please you, my lord," said the old serving-man, very respectfully. *' Humph !" exclaimed the lord treasurer, drawing in his lips very tight, and still regarding everything about him with an unmoved countenance. " He is but now a dressing, and bade me say, that he would not lose an instant in the cominir." "Ho!" ejaculated my Lord Burghley, lowering his chin and throwing out his lips. *' And for a surety, he is always to be depended upon in his word, an' it please you, my lord," continued the other. *' For though I have served him since he hath been but a boy, as it were, never knew I him to fail in the keeping of it." " Ha !" cried the old lord, nodding his head with a sort of complacency. " And when he employeth himself on the business of the queen — to whom be all honour and glory in this world and the next," added Stephen, reverentially, and proud to be al- AND HIS FRIENDS. 129 lowed to have speech with the great Lord Burghley. ♦' I have known him to be quite put out, should there be any let which would delay him but a moment." " Humph !" exclaimed my lord, still very gravely. •♦ Therefore, it be certain, out of all contradiction, he will be here straight ; an' it please you, my lord." " Ho !" said the lord treasurer. " And, here he is," concluded the serving-man, as he heard his master's footstep approaching the door. "Ha!" cried my Lord Burghley. Thereupon, Stephen, respectfully went out as Sir Walter Raleigh entered. The lord treasurer budged not an inch as the other approached him, nor spoke a word, nor altered he his countenance, nor took he off his hat. " I have first to thank you, my good lord, for the honour you have done me — in paying my poor house a visit," said Sir Walter, drawing a chair close to his guest, and sitting himself therein. " For, truly may it be said that where the Lord Burghley cometh, he bringeth honour M'ith him — for he bringeth the superlatively wisest statesman of his age, w'hich I take to be the honourablest of all titles of honour." " Humph !" exclaimed the lord treasurer. " And, next," continued his host, " I must make my ex- cuses for keeping you waiting — but I made not the stop any longer than I could help for mine own sake, believe me ; for know I well, that every minute that keepeth me from such excellent good society, depriveth me of more true wisdom than a week's hard study could make up." ♦' Ho !" ejaculated the other. " The queen, out of her own bountiful humour, hath given me expectation of your coming," added Sir Walter, " de- siring me to put you in possession of certain matters touch- ing my expedition to Panama, in the which I intend doing the villanous Spaniards great hurt, and coming back, fear not that I shall fail in despoiling them of the Plate fleet — to the exceeding enrichment of her majesty's exchequer." " Ha !" cried Lord Burghley. " The matter stands thus — the gentlemen adventurers, who with me, have subscribed the necessary moneys for this golden undertaking, with her majesty's high sanction, have promoted me to be their admiral : and I, desirous that its good effects should not fail for want of a sufficiency of means, did seek of her majesty, on profitable conditions, 130 smakspeare such assistance in men, ships, and warlike stores, as seemed unto me to be necessary." ♦♦ Humph !" exclaimed the lord treasurer. " And her majesty, with exceeding liberality, as I take it, hath condescended to promise me six of her ships, well ap- pointed in all respects, under the command of Sir John Burgh, who is to be our vice-admiral." " Ho !" cried the old lord. " For the which we are willing to allow her one half of the profits of the expedition, arising either from the plunder of the town, or the taking of ships — which, doubtless, will amount to a sum far exceeding that which has been gained by any similar adventure." ^ «' Ha !" said my Lord Burghley. Sir Walter Raleigh then, at considerable length, described the nature of the proposed undertaking, its manifest advan- tages, — the number of ships and men to be employed — the officers engaged, and all concerning the expedition to the minutest particular ; to the which the lord treasurer not only listened with his gravity undisturbed ; but drawing in his mouth tight, as if he were afraid something should drop out of it, he replied only with a *' Humph !" a " Ho !" or, a " Ha !" as the case might be. It be out of all manner of doubt that my Lord Burghley could speak right eloquently when he chose; but he was exceeding chary of his dis- course when he fancied it was not necessary for him to open his lips. Thus did he preserve the wonderful tacitur- nity with which he was gifted, throughout the whole of the time; and looking very grave the whilst, as if he was taken up with some deep thinking, with a slight inclination of his head, he raised himself from the chair, and leaning on his host for support, he walked to the gates, where he mounted his pony which a serving-man had in waiting for him, and immediately rode off. AriD HIS FF.iENDS. 131 CHAPTER IX. Sir, you did take mc up, wlien I was nothing ; And only yet am something by being yours, You trusted me unknown ; and that which you were apt To construe a simple innocence in me Perhaps, might have been craft, tlie cunning of a boy Hardened in lies and theft : yet ventured you To part my miseries and me. BEArMo:?T AKD Fletcher. To such a place our camp remove As will no siege abide ; 1 hate a fool who starves her love Only to feed her pride. Sir John Sccklisr. Master Francis was so well pleased with his visit to the playhouse, that when he returned to St. Mary Axe, he cared not a fig's end for the rating that the old man gave him for having tarried so long ; and after he laid him down on his humble pallet of rushes, he could not sleep a wink for think- ing of the gallant Sir Walter Raleigh and the noble Shak- speare ; the brave sight he had of Q,ueen Elizabeth, and all the fine lords and ladies, knights and gentlemen ; and the droll things he had seen among the players ; and then he sat about building of castles in the air, whereof he pleased himself mightily ; for though of a modest disposition, — the which accorded well with the humbleness of his fortunes since he had recollection ; — yet the mystery of his parentage sometimes inclining him to believe himself of notable descent, and at other times filling him with a dread that he was the deserted offspring of some wretched adventurer, made him irritable upon any slight, and more proud than seemed be- coming to one of his state. His nature was very affection- ate without doubt, yet was he exceeding sensitive of ofTence, and the excess of regard with which he looked on those who did him a kindness, disposed him the more readily to yield himself to impressions of an opposite tendency. I say thus much here, to put the courteous reader on his guard against expecting too much of him ; for I am not one of those that bring on the picture such monstrous perfect creatures as do some, the like of which hath eye never seen in this world ; for I put not finer feathers on the bird than nature hath given him. If he hath faults, all the better, — for being of 132 - SHAKSPEARB, tender years, then is there the greater chance that he may mend. But, mayhap, this shall be seen in the upshot. The cock had crowed more than once, yet still Master Francis continued at his airy speculations — this moment did he discover his unknown parent to be of great estate, and publicly was acknowledged to be his only son and heir, with the great rejoicing of a fine assembly — then, all daintily attired, he was a taking his leisure in a fair pleasance, with his adored Joanna, very lovingly, having his true friend, Harry Daring, in the back ground, after he had been doing of a good office even unto his much misliked acquaintance, Ralph Goshawk — again he was with Master Shakspeare and the players, receiving their congratulations on the success of a tragedy they had brought out for him, which had taken hugely with the spectators — and now he was with Sir Walter Raleigh in some place of office at court, discoursing very prettily on matters of state, and bearing it among the gallants as bravely as the best of them. Thus passed he the time till he was stirred up by the shrill voice of his uncle from below stairs, abusing him soundly for a lie-a-bed : at the which he got up and employed himself at the neces- sary drudgery of his miserly kinsman, till it was nigh unto the hour he was desired to go to Durham House, when, seeking occasion to be sent of an errand, in the which he succeeded so far as to be required to importune one who lacked the will or the means of paying — a thing he was oft obliged to do, yet never had any heart for — he proceeded on his way. He had passed beyond the Temple Bar before the anxious- ness which he was in allowed him to notice much what happened as he went, or the notable places in his progress : but as he now thought of the necessity of looking out for the place he was in search of, he soon found himself passing Essex House, then Arundel House — goodly mansions both ; and then Somerset House (a right handsome pile), and the palace of the Savoy ; and keeping along the garden walls attached to Worcester House, he got to Salisbury House ; and a very delicate sight it was to notice these and other fine buildings on the banks of the Thames, with famous gardens and grounds (intersected by running streams) that went down to the water's edge ; then keeping Covent Garden and the Strand Cross at his right, with the Maypole in the distance, he passed by the Ivy Bridge, and presently AND HIS FRIENDS. 133 sjtood before a truly noble structure, which the passengers and wayfarers he had questioned of his way, told him was Durham House. In truth, it must needs be a notable fine building, having been an inn of the bishops of Durham ; and, latterly, the residence of the once mighty John Dudley, Earl of Northumberland. On gaining admittance at the wicket he was sharply ques- tioned of several tall servjng-men, clad in gay liveries, with silver badges on their left arms, who seemed loath to let one of his humble appearance have speech with their master. "Ho, Roger! Timothy! Gabriel I Thomas! what now, I say ]" called out old Stephen, as he slowly advanced towards the group, scanning them with a somewhat displeased aspect, " have ye so little respect for our master's house that ye loiter here gossiping together, whilst your duties stand un- attended to? In with ye, idlers?" " Here be a stranger, Stephen Shortcake, that seeketh our master," cried Roger. " And he will have it Sir Walter bade him come," ex- claimed Timothy. " And he ventureth to say that he hath business with him," said Gabriel. " Worse than all, he will not budge till he hath had speech of him," added Thomas. " And who bade you be an hindrance to him 1" asked Stephen sharply, after he had sufficiently scrutinised the modest demeanour of Master Francis. " Have I not told ye, many a time and oft, that when a stranger presented himself seeking Sir Walter, and ye had doubts of his errand, ye were to call mel Away with ye, knaves, and attend to the wants of our master's guests." Then, as soon as the serving-men had disappeared into the house, which they did in marvellous quick time, the old man courteously addressed Master Francis thus : " I pray you, good youth, be not vexed at the churlishness of those. varlets ; follow me, if it please you, and I will take care you shall have oppor- tunity to speak with Sir Walter; but that cannot be at present, for he hath with him a power of noble commanders, sea captains, men of war, and the like, talking upon pressing matters. If your business be not too urgent, doubtless it may tarry a while and no loss happen." •'I would willingly wait Sir Walter Raleigh's leisure," replied the youth. VOL. I. 12 134 SHAKSPEARE " Then come you with me and welcome," said Stephen. ♦' But let me tell you, without meaning offence in it, that at the present there be no vacancy for a serving-man." " I seek no such office," answered the youth, rather proudly ; indeed so little did his ambition relish the idea of being considered only worthy to be a serving-man, that he stopped of a sudden, and seemed inclined to turn back and give over all hope of advancement from that quarter. *' Nay, take it not ill of me, I pray you," exclaimed the old man, who saw, by the confusion in the youth's countenance, thai that which he had given utterance to iiad created some unpleasantness, " for all that you be not so bountifully gar- nished as many who come here on such a seeking, I could swear at a glimpse, you are well worthy a better hap. Come on, I entreat you ; and though 1 be but Stephen Shortcake, yet having served Sir Waller Raleigh a long service, and I trust, I may add a faithful, he hath of his excellent goodness thought proper to advance me to his confidence, and to the ofBce of butler; I may without presumption say I have some influence with him ; and if I could do aught for you, be- lieve me I shall be well inclined to say a good word in your behalf." " I am thankful for your kind offer," replied Master Fran- cis ; and then, with an effort to conquer the disagreeableness of his feelings, he advanced with his companion inio the house. The old butler appeared to be vastly taken with the youth ; but his quiet pensive countenance and his tali and elegant figure, were enough to have made friends for him wherever he went. " Come you with me, good sir," continued Stephen Short- cake, *' I will see that your business be attended to at the first fitting lime, and" Here he brake off his speech at once, for coming to the door of the house as Sir Walter Ra- leigh and some friends were leaving it, he hastened to open the gates, and Master Francis drew aside to let the com- pany pass. "I will see that every thing is got ready with proper speed," said a very valiant-looking gentleman, as he walked along. "Thanks, Sir John Burgh," replied Sir Waller, *' I have set my all upon this cast, and so many brave spirits have em- barked with me in the adventure, with large portions of their substance, that I am exceeding anxious nothing should be wanting to give us the end we look for." AND HIS FRIENDS. 135 "0* my life, Sir Waller, I long to have a liand in il," said another, of the like pallant nature. "That wish I of ail things, Sir IMartin Frobisher," answer- ed Raleigh, " for know I of an indisputable truth 'twould greatly be to our advantage could we count upon such profita- ble assistance." Then with many courtesies, which none knew better how to use, he saw them leave the gates. " See I not he of whom mine esteemed friend Master Shakspeare spoke but yesterday?" inquired Sir Walter Ra- leigh, stopping before the youth and regarding him somewhat kindly, as well as with attention. " If it please you, I am," replied Master Francis, now look- ing and feeling much abashed. " Master Shakspeare hath given me good account of you," continued Sir Walter, " and I am well disposed in conse- quence thereof to do you what good office lieth in my ability. I am in want of a secretary. Think you you should like to venture yourself in that capacity ?" " I doubt much I am quite fit for it," answered the youth with a very sincere modesty. " Of your sufficiency, from what hath been said in your behalf, I can have no question," said Raleigh, much pleas- ed at the other's behaviour, " therefore if it accord with your inclination, be sure of having liberal treatment. Are you content ?" " Indeed, I am delighted to such a measure" — " Enough !" exclaimed Sir Walter, good-humouredly inter- rupting him, as he saw from his manner there was no doubt of his satisfaction ; then turning to his butler, who stood re- spectfully at a little distance, added, " Stephen, see that Mas- ter Francis hath all things proper as my secretary." "I will lose no time upon it, an't please you. Sir Walter," replied the old man cheerfully. "I will myself instruct you in your duties," added his patron, " but at present you must go with Stephen, who will see you want for nothing." Having said this very encouragingly, he went into the house tojoin his guests. ** I congratulate you, sweet sir," exclaimed Stephen Short- cake, as soon as his master was gone. " Think not ill of me for fancying you driven to such extreme shifts as what I spoke of. I did it out of no unkindness lo you, or slight upon your merit, believe me. When vou know me well enough, I doubt not you shall give me credit for better intentions." 136 SHAKSPEARE "Indeed I am in too pleasant a raood to think of it," re- plied Master Francis, who was as rejoiced at this favourable turn in his fortunes as may be conceived of him. It was just that sort of employment he had most inclination for, and that seemed to give his ambitious hope the most ground to build upon. " I pray you, good sir, follow me,*' said the old butler, " I must about my master's bidding — so while he is engaged with the noble lords and the men of war, I will see that you have proper entertainment." Then entering the house (talk- ing a fair part of the time) he led Master Francis through di- vers spacious rooms, furnished very costly, and along sundry passages, wherein were many serving-men, dressed like those before spoken of (some of whom he reproved sharply for not seeming sufficiently attentive to their duties), till he entered a chamber of more humble appearance. "I would fain find you more honourable lodging," observed Stephen, " but this being my room, and one in which you are not like to meet intruders, methought 'twould be best. I pray you put up with it for the nonce — feel as content in it as you may, and when all proper provision be made for your residence with us, then shall you be more becomingly accom- modated." Master Francis found no dissatisfaction in the chamber, which in truth was well stored with comforts, so that when Stephen Shortcake left him with a courteous excuse for his absence, he flung himself in a convenient chair, .and did make comparisons with it and the room he had at his uncle's, in the which the former gained prodigiously, as may be sup- posed. He then gave himself up to his own reflections, which were gratifying to him in a very prodigal measure. He felt like a prisoner that halh cast oflf his gyves, and is a free man, afier a long and terrible imprisonment ; for he had got away from his miserly old kinsman, who had led him a pretty life of it — so far as his remembrance might go. Then his thoughts reverted to his adored Joanna, and he for some time found very exquisite satisfaction in imagining how pleased she would be to know of his success. Here I must leave him for awhile — for what may be thought more attractive matter. It was about the afternoon of the same day that a gallant well-dressed, without affectation, of a free carriage and noble aspect, somewhat careless in his demeanour, yet evidently AND HIS FRIEND3. 137 meaning no sort of ofTence, in fact, no other than Master Shakspeare himself, was seen walking up and down upon London Bridge, now looking in at the sh.ops, and sauntering about the houses there, with very nuich the look of one who is in waiting for another. lie amused himself for some time witii regarding llie passengers, whether of foot or on horse, and speculating from their looks of what disposition they might be : but he seemed to tire of this at last — as who will not tire who is kept an unconscionable time wailing for one who delays coming ? and after looking wistfully several times towards the city side of the bridge, as it seemed, without avail, he was on the point of leaving the place with what phi- losophy he might, when all at once his look brightened up wonderfully, and with the pleasantest air possible, he made for a very pretty woman, well and daintily attired, who was approaching him. " Thanks, my sweet, for this coming!'* exclaimed he gallantly, as he took his place by her side, and tliey walked together. " But in honest truth I had like to have been out of patience." " If you loved me but half as well as you have sworn you have," replied slie in an admirable soft voice, " you would iiave had patience enough to have tarried here till doom's day — and longer than that. But I was detained, gentle sir, or I would have been truer to mine appointment." *' I doubt it not," said Master Shakspeare, " and the de- light I now enjoy in gazing on your perfections doth counter- balance whatever disquietude 1 found in your delay. Truly never hath true lover suffered as I have since iliat most en- dearing hour I chanced to meet you seeing the archery in Finsbury Fields. Methought the queen's company of liege bowmen showed marvellous skill ; but it hath since been made known to me, that there was one nearer than they, whose archery beat them hollow." *• An excellent fine conceit, by my troth," exclaimed his fair companion, laughingly, " and cometh with marvellous good grace from one who out of all contradiction draweth ' the long bow' very prettily." " O' my life I swear to you" — " Nay, swear not, good sir," cried the other, interrupting him, '* for that be somewhat more than is required of you. Would you not take oath upon it that mine eyes outflash the diamond, my lips ruddier than the cherry, and that my cheek putteth to shame the blushing of the rose ?" 12*^ 138 SHAKSPEARE " Doubtless would I," replied he, looking upon her fea- tures ; which in truth were exceeding comely. "And think you I can find interest in that I have heard so oft ?" inquired she. " Other gallants have I met with wlio were of such bountiful disposition that they v^ould put all na- ture into disgrace for allowing me to leave her excellences so far behind. Was not that liberal of them ? But methinks it would have sounded better from their lips had their object been as generous as their words. They would have had me believe myself a deity forsooth ; but had I granted their prayers, what a poor idol of clay I should quickly have been thought." Master Shakspeare said nothing; but he marvelled greatly at the tone and manner of the speaker — the which differing from his experience, made him the more inclined to a nearer intimacy. " Count me not as one of those, I pray you," he exclaimed at last. " I look upon you as a truly admirable woman ; one withal no woman's son could look on without admiring, and could not admire without loving desperately. Then as for comparisons between your excellences and those of nature, I do assert, and hope to live and die in that opinion, that of all fair things that give beauty to this flowery earth, the loveli- ness of woman exceedeth them infinitely. Place side by side with those thrilling orbs the brightest stone that ever glisten- ed in the sunbeam, and while the spectator admireth the latter only for its brilliance, lie must find quickly that he cannot gaze upon the warmer and more glorious radiance of your eyes, without feeling the flood of life rushing through his veins like a mighty river breaking from its banks. The one hath no expression — the other hath a thousand. And let him who preferreth fruits and flowers, note the honey-sweet smile that playeth round those tempting lips, or press the eloquent soft- ness of those blushing cheeks, and I will wager my life on it he will presently leave the poor unloving things he hath so much admired, for the rich beauty of such delicate flesh" and blood as it is now my happiness to behold." *' r faith these are brave words," replied his fair compa- nion. " But I doubt not you would say as much to any other that taketh your fancy for the while." "You much abuse me by that opinion," said Master Shak- speare. " Yet will I acknowledge to you," added she, " that you have in some way pleased me. Your language and bearing AND HIS FRIENDS. 139 differ from all I have had acquaintance with save one; and I live in hopes that you are of a belter sort. 'Tis strange that you have never told me your name." " Not more so can it be than that you have refrained from telling me yours," observed he. " Mine is Joanna," added the other. *' Joanna !" exclaimed Master Shakspeare, as if he had heard the name before, for in truth he had, but had forgot the occasion of it; *' and what else ?" ♦' No matter — that is enough to call me by," replied she. " And now, if it please you, yours." " Mine is William." " William what?" inquired Joanna. " No matter — that is enough to call me by," replied Master Shakspeare with a smile, *' You will not say?" she asked, as if she was curious to know. "Then must I take my leave of you, for I am in haste to return home." " Let me at least see you to the street in which you dwell," said he, as he was standing with her at the end of the bridge. "I should hold myself but a sorry gallant to leave so fair a creature to find her way home unattended." " Oh, if your name is such that it may not be told, the sooner we part company the better for me," observed Joanna, smiling in her turn. •* Nay, it is not so bad as that, believe me," answered the other. " In truth, I may say, it is a name in some repute. But it may just as well be told walking as standing." And at that, she hesitated not to proceed onwards. "Doth it not strike you," he continued, " that what is fair in one case is honest in another ; for as you have given me but your Chris- tian name, have I given you but mine ; and yet are you not content." " Were you as well disposed towards me as you have as- serted," observed his fair companion, who, as is usual, grew more inquisitive the longer her curiosity remained ungrati- fied, " you would have made no question about the matter. r faith it says but little for your regard. Methinks you must either have an ill name, or hold me of so little account, that you think me undeserving of knowing you." "Neither, o' my life!" exclaimed Master^ Shakspeare. " Never met I a pretty woman I so much desired to be well known unto — and as for my name, I do assure you it standeth well in the public estimation." 140 "^ SHAKSPEARE " By my trolli 'lis liord to credit," replied Jonnnn, lIioiig?i the more intent from wliat he said, of getting the knowledge she required. Just at that moment the Lord Southampton, the Lord Pembroke, and other noble gallants, to whom he was well known, came riding by very finely apparelled, and pulled off their hats to him. " Know you those princely- looking gentlemen ?" she inquired. *• It is mine excellent good friend the Lord Southampton, and certain of his acquaintance," replied he : at which she became all the more curious, and as thev arrived at the corner of Eastcheap, she said, " Here is the street in which I live, where I must leave you; but your name hath not yet been told to me." " Nay, let me behold the dwelling in which lives so inesti- mable a creature," asked the other very pressingly. *' And as for my name — it may be told in one street as well as in another," and they continued to walk together. *' What a place for traffic is this !" exclaimed Master Shak- speare, "and how busy do the citizens seem in the differenl shops and warehouses! Methinks I can hear the chink of the money; or at least the ready laugh of the chapman at his customer's jest. 'J'hese be they, fair Joanna! who are up early and late, labouring to the utmost every day of their lives that others may have the advantage of it — whose greatest pleasure consisteth in the counting their gains, and greatest consolation is the knowing that they are worth something more than their neighbours. These be they who are ac- quainted with no virtue unless it be in the possession of wealth ; and believe there cannot be any vice so abominable as poverty. In their idea, aldermen are on a footing with angels ; and to be in the city compter is to be damned to all eternity. They will wink at one who defrauds the orphan and robs the widow of her right, if he hath done it to some tune ; but at the neces- sitous wretch, who is driven to do any small villany, they shout, * Oh, the horrid rogue !' and would have him hanged forthwith. A man who hath his thousands might turn his wife and children into the street, and live as sensually as he pleased, and they would never wag a tongue at him ; but if another, who liveth honestly with what little he gains, be but suspected of kissing a pretty wench on the sly, they would raise such a hubbub about his ears, and would seem so shock- ed at his iniquity, that the poor fellow should be right glad to escape out of the city with a whole skin. These be they— AND HIS FRIENDS. 141 bul why slop you here ?" he inquired suddenly, finding that his companion proceeded no further. "This is the house in which I live," replied she, who had not been inattentive to what had passed. " But shame upon you for keeping me unanswered ! you have not told rae your name yet." " O' my life I am exceeding tired, fair Joanna," said Mas- ter Shakspeare» "It would be but a charily to ask me in— and as for my name — why it may as well be told silling as walking." It is scarcely necessary to add that Master Shakspeare was ushered up stairs into the best room ; in the which he quickly made himself at home, as may be believed. Indeed, Joanna found his conversation so agreeable, that for a time she quite forgot to ask his name of him; but in truth he gave her not the opportunity, for as soon as one subject seemed about to be exhausted, he launched cut with another; and displayed such abundance of wit, genius, and knowledge of the world, that she appeared quite in amaze with wonder and admiration. " Since you talk so well upon poetry," said she, when she found opportunity for speech, "I have some lines here of which I should like mightily to have your judgment." Then from a drawer she look a paper, which she brought towards him ; and added, " they were writ by a worthy gentleman, who doth fancy, much after your own fashion, that he is in love with me, and pays me such fine compliments, as you will therein peruse. Perhaps you also write verses ?" "A. little," replied Master Shakspeare with a smile; and, believing that he had a rival in the field, he opened the paper. His astonishment may in some degree be conceived when it is known that he began to read the very poem he liad given to Master Burbage. He saw in an instant how the affair stood, and was in no small degree amused thereat. •' What think you of them ?" inquired Joanna. " O' my life, 1 think of them very indifferently," answered he. ♦'Indeed!" she exclaimed with some surprise, *♦ I marvel at that, for they seem lo me admirably ingenious. By my troth, between ourselves, 1 have my doubts that they were writ by him who brought them me ; for he seemeth such a mad, hair-brained, wild, wilful gallant. I have given him but monstrous little encouragement, yet doth he go on at such a rate, one would think lu; was in so poor a case for the love of 142 SHAKSPEARE me, that he would be a knocking at death's door unless I smiled upon him." " Oh, the exaggerating varlet !" cried the other, laughing exceedingly as he compared in his own mind Master Bur- bage's statement with what he liad just heard. " And when I told him I doubted his authorship," continued his fair companion, " He swore by Apollo and all the Nine that he wrote every line on't ; and that it was the worst stuff he ever did." *' He said that, did he !" exclaimed Master Shakspeare. *' Ay, that he did," added Joanna ; " and moreover, vowed to me most solemnly that he was considered such an exquisite fine hand at the making of verses, that his friend Will Shak- speare, among many others, was oft obliged to borrow a line of him, when he came to a halt in his measure." *' Oh ! Dick, Dick, Dick," cried he, in more a subdued voice. " And when I asked of him his opinion of Master Shak- speare and his plays," continued the other, " he answered slightingly, ' Why, a — to be sure, he was very well ; but no one knows how much he hath been beholden to me for all his best verses.' " "If he deserved not cudgelling for this, then am I no judge of merit," exclaimed Master Shakspeare ; *' but of course you know him, fair Joanna?" *' He hath told me that he was one of the queen's players," replied she ; " but else I know of him as little as I do of you. Tell me, 1 pray you, of what name you are, for in truth I am near tired of asking." ♦' Hush !" cried he, " there cometh some one to the door;" for a knocking was heard at that moment. " 'Tis he," replied the mercer's daughter, *' and till now I had forgot he promised to pay me a visit." " Hist ! hist! Joanna," cried a voice from the other side of the door, " 'tis, I, Richard the Third." "'Tis Dick, sure enough," thought Master Shakspeare: then whispering to his fair companion, — "Leave him lo me, I pray you," he advanced softly to the door. " Hist ! hist ! adorable Joanna," exclaimed Master Bur- bage through the keyhole, "'tis I, Richard the Third." " Go, get thee hence, thou crook-backed tyrant," replied Master Shakspeare aloud; " knowest thou not that William the Conqueror reigned before Richard the Third ?" AND HIS FRIENDS. 143 »* What, Will !" cried the other in the utmost astonish- ment ; " what ill wind brought thee here ! Oh ! thou abhor- red traitor, thou hast betrayed me." " Nay, ihou errest in that, Master Dick," responded his old associate, " for knew I not till iliis moment that the truly ado- rable Joanna was known to ihee. But it' 1 had taken advan- tage of thy confidence, it would have been but a proper return for the most atrocious things thou hast said of me to this ex- quisite creature. So gel thee gone, and quickly ; for in truth thou hast interrupted the infinite gratification 1 have been re- ceiving." " Oh ! most sweet Joanna," cried Master Burbage, in a marvellous moving voice, " my heart's treasure ! my soul's idol ! my angel upon earth ! my every thing ! 1 do implore you, through the keyhole (because the door is fast, and I can- not get in), by that fathomless ocean of love I bear for your inconceivable excellences, get rid of that villain straight, for it be utter destruction to be seen in his pestilent company." " Who is he !" asked she, laughingly ; although she began to have some suspicion of who he was. ** The very notoriousest villain that walks, adorable Joan- na," replied he, outside : " he liaih done such mischief among women as you would find it horrible to think on. Item, five- and-twenty maids utterly undone — fifty widows sent stark mad — and a hundred and odd wives made miserable for life. I do assure you, sweet Joanna, that through him there haih lately been such abundance of crowner's quests, that the like liath not been known since the memory of man. Indeed, it be beyond dispute, that half a dozen stout fellows are kept in constant employ, fishing distracted damsels out of the con- duit, such a trailer is he lo your dear sex. And as for hang- ing, the citizens scarce dare leave a nail slicking in their wain- scots, so many of their wives and daughters have of late been found suspended to them, wilh these melancholy words pinned upon their kirlles, — ' Oh ! cruel, cruel Shakspeare.' " " Are you such a wretch as this. Master Shakspeare?" in- quired Joanna, as seriously as she could. "No, on ray life," replied he, laughing very heartily. " Believe him not, dear Joanna," exclaimed Master Bur- bage ; " he hath a tongue that would undo the Gordian knot; therefore your undoing would be but an easy matter with such a thorough villain. Oh ! incomparably sweet Joanna ! here on my bended knees, outside the door, (for lack of being in) 1 144 CHAKSPEARB conjure you injure not your delicate reputation by talking to such a fellow. Listen not to what he hath to say, for truth and he are in no sort of acquaintance : he will swear you black's white, such a horrid reprobate is he ; and then, on the instant, turn round and take oath it be crimson. I have preached to him by the hour, in hopes of getting him to re- pent of his viljanies ; but, I say it with tears in my eyes, ado- rable Joanna, he is incorrigible ; and as clean past all good counsel as a chicken with the pip." " Prythee go on, Dick," cried Master Shak^'peare, very merrily, his fair companion evidently being in much the same mood ; " I admire thy invention hugely." " Out traitor !" exclaimed the other. " If I had not heard this, I should have doubted thou wert clever enough to say the witty things thou hast." *' Away, villain !" " But since I have known thou art such an exquisite fine hand at making verses," continued Master Shakspeare, " that I, of many others, am oft obliged to borrow a line of thee when I happen to come to a halt in my measure ; and remember how much I am beholden to thee for all my best scenes, I marvel not at all at thy present cleverness, and do promise to have a better opinion of thee than I have done." " A fico for thy opinion," replied Master Burbage ; " all stratagems are fair in love and war ; and when I gave her thy verses" — " What, wrote you not the poem 1" quickly inquired Joanna, interrupting him ; " did you not swear to me by Apollo and all the Nine, that you wrote every line on't, and that it was the worst stuff you ever did 1" " What a goose art thou for not keeping thine own coun- sel," said his friend ; " for though thou hast used me very scurvily, I would not have betrayed thee for it." " Let me in, I pray you, most exquisite Joanna," exclaimed he through the keyhole, " and I will say such things to you that you shall be satisfied of my behaviour." " Nay, if you can put on me Master Shakspeare's lines as your own," said Joanna, " I doubt hugely you can be more sincere in other matters." " Pardon me this one small fault," replied he, very mo- vingly, " which I have been led into from exceeding love of your ravishing perfections, and send away that fellow, who, by this hand, is the errantest deceiver that lives ; and let me AND HIS FRIENDS. 145 sec you more commodiously than through the chinks of the door, which in truth afford me but a mere glimpse of your infinite beauties; and if I do not love you for it, in such a sort as will make amends for my transgression, then banish me for ever." " Dost take me for thy friend, Dick V inquired Master Shakspeare, leaning against the door. " Open the door, and get thee gone, and then thou shalt be held a friend indeed," replied Master Burbage. " Well — my bowels yearn towards thee exceedingly," continued the other. " Ah ! do they so 1 Thou wert ever a true friend," said he on the outside : •' do open the door, there's a sweet Will." " But am I the very notoriousest villain that walks, Dickl" " By this light thou art a very angel ! Excellent Will, open the door." " And have I really undone so many women as thou hast said V " Nay, on my life, thou hast so good a heart, thou wouldst not undo a mouse. Open the door, sweet Will, I prythee." " Well, Dick"— " What sayest, old friend ?" *' For thy consolation in this extremity" — - u Ah !" "Dost listen, Dick?" ♦' With all my ears, excellent Will." " I do assure thee — she is — a most — delicious creature.^* " Out on thee, thou aggravating — tantalising — abomina- ble caitiff !" cried Master Burbage, impatiently; for Master Shakspeare had said the preceding sentence so slowly, and with such emphasis on the last words ; and the sentence was so different from what he had expected, that he seemed terribly put out at it. " I do forswear thy acquaintance from this. Nay I will not remain another moment in thy villanous neighbourhood ;" and whilst Master Shakspeare and the beautiful Joanna were laughing heartily, Master Burbage made all haste to get out of the house. VOL. I. 13 146 SHAKSPi^AKi; CHAPTER X. I am as I am, and so will I be ; But how that I am none knoweth truly : Be it ill, be it well, be I bond, be I free, I am as I am, and so will I be. ^ Sin Thomas Witatt, Fraud showed in comely clothes a lovely look. An humble cast of eye, a sober pace ; And so sweet speech, a man might her have took For him that said, " Hail, Mary, full of grace I** But all the rest deformedly did look \ As full of filthiness and foul disgrace ; Hid under long, large garments that she '^.'■ore. Under the which a poisoned knife she bore. Sir John Harkingtost. Sir Walter Raleigh did find exceeding difficulty in the setting out upon his expedition, for Queen Elizabeth, in no way prodigal of her means where there might be doubt of advantage to her, readily enough listened to the misgivings of Lord Burghley, who was famous for keeping a tight hold upon the treasury ; and the six goodly ships she had pro- mised, dwindled to two. She delayed his starting from time to time, upon some insufficient pretext ; and even seemed inclined, from things that his enemies gave out to his dis- advantage, the instant he had left the court, to take from him the command and give it to another ; but such a pro- ceeding his associates in the adventure would not hear of, as she knew. At last he sailed with a fleet of fifteen sail, whereof two — the Garland and the Foresight — under the command of Sir John Burgh, were those of her majesty's providing; and the rest, with the provision of all things necessary, had been furnished by himself, Sir John Haw- kins, and others his good friends — tiie captains, soldiers, and sailors therein being men of notable resolution, and of sufficient experience in such matters; but contrary winds obliging him to put back, and these continuing to IdIow for a long time, he \vas forced to keep harbour till he could proceed with better hope of success. In the mean time there were not wanting those who made the opposition to the elements assume the appearance of culpable neglect in Sir Walter Raleigh, in consequence of which he had barely put to sea again when he was over- AND niS TRIENDS. ^ 147 taken by Sir Martin Frobisher in a pinnace of my lord admiral's, called the Disdain, bringing her majesty's letters of i*ecal!, with a command to leave his charge in the hands of her officers. This, it may well be believed, he liked not to do — seeing that he had been in so much trouble and expense (amounting to a third of the whole cost) for the originating and fitting out of the expedition, and was in a manner con- strained not to abandon the interests of his fellow-adven- turers, who had put all their trust in his valour and skilful- ness ; so, fancying he could well excuse himself on his return, he would in no case relinquish his command : but held on his course. Speaking with a vessel from the Azores, he learned that Philip of Spain, getting notice of his expedi- tion, had sent express orders to all the ports of the West India islands, and in Terra Firma, to lay no treasure aboard that year : therefore there could be small hope of getting the Plate fleet : but he turned not back till he met with a dreadful storm athwart Cape Finisterre that sunk some of his boats and pinnaces. Then giving such orders as he thought neces- sary for their future conduct, he put about ship ; still in hope, but exceeding vexed. It may well be believed that his beautiful young wife liked not his venturing himself on a voyage at that time, and parted not with him without infinite regret, and some fears of the issue; for Dame Elizabeth was in continual dread that the marriage would be discovered of the queen, whose temper she had much experience of; and doubted not that when she came to know of it, she would be wM-ath, beyond all hope of forgiveness, against her husband. Therefore went she in constant alarm. Never loved woman more devotedly than she loved Sir Walter Raleigh ; and as she could scarcely be brought to allow him to peril his fortunes for her safety — so entire and unselfish was her regard for him — she could do nothing but blame her own affectionateness for having brought him into such a strait. Her chiefest care was to deny her own marriage, which, she knew not how, had got bruited about ; and she made Sir Walter promise, not only to deny it, were he questioned, but by those attentions she knew the queen most liked, to put all thought of it out of her majesty's head. Her father and the merry Alice sought all occasion to second her endeavours, seeing that it was of so much moment to her peace of mind; but all their cares, and all her cousin's pleasant talk, removed not from her the con- 148 SHAKSPEARE viction that she had been the ruin of him whose happiness she would have died to secure. As for Master Francis — never youth went on so prosper- ously. Sir Walter seeing that he was apt and well disposed, every day took a greater liking to him. He would have him taught under his own eye all gentlemanly accomplishments, in which he had made such rapid progress as delighted him amazingly ; and would frequently discourse to him of such matters as he thought the most likely to be of service here- after. Such a change took place in the scrivener's nephew, that he looked in no way the same person. He dressed in style, with a goodly feather in his hat, and a handsome rapier at his side ; and having mingled continually with gallant knights and gentlemen, some of his shyness began to wear off. In truth, he was as handsome a youth as any of them, though still exceedingly fair and delicate ; the only sign of man in his appearance being a slight moustache on his upper lip — the which, had Gib the call-boy seen, might somewhat have shaken his conviction of Master Francis's fitness to " do the women." The duties of Sir Walter Raleigh's secretary consisted in most part of writing letters, keeping a journal of the voyage, and putting down, at his patron's dictation, remarks on such subjects as he was disposed to treat of. Of this employment the young secretary never tired, it was so agreeable to his humour; and so well did he quit himself, that he soon gained Sir Walter's entire confidence. That he thought much of his miserly uncle is not to be expected, but the mercer's daugh- ter was a frequent subject of his reflections ; and his last interview with her oft gave to his memiOry exceeding satiS" faction. He had written to her since several times, and had received from her a few letters — the which, though they were in some degree kind, he liked not, for they appeared unto him scarce kind enough ; but though this gave him no little uneasiness, he doubted not when he returned, to find her every thing he wished. Nothing could exceed the respect and admiration he felt for Sir Walter Raleigh, for he was of that disposition to be most sensible of Sir Walter's friendli- ness towards him ; and his own intelligence which, for his years, was great indeed, enabled him the more correctly to appreciate the other's singular fine genius in all things. One evening, as they were homeward bound, they were together in Sir Walter's cabin, which was pleasantly fitted AND HIS PRFEmJS. 149 crp with all manner of charts, some few books on choice subjects, and divers instruments necessary for the voyage. Master Francis sat writing at a table that was made fast to the flooring, and which was lighted by a lamp that swung from above ; and his patron walked up and down the room with folded arms and grave aspect, occasionally stopping to dictate sometliing to his secretary which the latter presently put to paper. This had continued for some two hours or more, when Sir Walter stopped in his walk, and the other thinking that he was about to say something of moment, leaning his left arm on the table and holding his pen in readi- ness, in an attitude of profound attention did look up into his patron's face ; but JSir Walter, at that time, thought of no other thing than the pale and pensiv^e countenance of the youth before him, for the light of the lamp falling on it as he sat in that position, gave to him an appearance so delicate that it clean put all other subjects out of his head. •' So you know not your parentage ]" said he at last, in a very friendly tone of voice. Master Francis was taken by surprise as it were at this, as he looked for otl^er sort of speech from him ; and his features presently were clouded with a sudden melancholy. " Aught more than I have told you, honourable sir, know I not," he replied. " 'Tis a strange history," observed the other. "In truth it is," said his secretary very dejectedly. " I have taxed m)' m.emory more than once," continued Sir Walter, " to see if among all mine acquaintances there was one whose name could answer to the initials you have on the miniature, but with small profit. Certain it is, that when I was seeking to advance the Protestant cause on the plains of Flanders under that experienced soldier, Sir John Norris, in my company there was one Holdfast, whose christian name, methinks, was Francis." " Ha !" exclaimed the youth, earnestly. " Perchance it was my father." " I doubt it. Master Francis," said Sir Walter, kindly to him. " He was but an indifferent fellow — a mere adven- turer, and a sorry character, by all accounts. It was said of him he had left England to avoid a marriage with some person of poor origin, whom he had undone, and whose re- lations were like to make a stir upon the business." "Tis he:" cried his secretary, in very woful fashion; 13<^ 150 SHAKSPEARE for his heart was cast down, and his aspiring thoughts utterly discomfited. "Nay, I doubt it hugely," replied his patron. *' This Holdfast was of so contrary a disposition to yourself. He was given to many dishonourable practices — a hanger-on of prodigal youth, whom he fleeced at play ; and a doer of any mean thing by which he might get present profit. I held him in exceeding dislike, and was well pleased, upon proof being shown that he had cheated a companion at the dice, that we got rid of him." " Know you what became of him ?" inquired the youth, anxiously. " I did hear he had turned Puritan," answered Raleigh, " yet I cannot say whether upon sufficient authority." Master Francis was now in most comfortless case, for he did remember that his uncle, in his passions, oft had called him " base-born," and the like ; which made him apt to believe that he was the fruit of some low intrigue ; whereof the thought, to one of his sensitive nature, was scarce to be endured. Seeing that his intelligence had been taken in such sorrowful part, Sir Walter did presently go up to the youth, and laying his hand, in a friendly manner, on the other's shoulder, said, kindly to him : — " Be of better heart. Master Francis. If matters turn out so untoward as that your birth should be of such indiffierent sort, mind it not, I pray you. Of your fortunes I will take good heed. But there exists no proof you are of such descent ; and the evidence is not circumstantial enough for me to place much reliance on it." " I think it be but too true, honourable sir," replied his secretary. "For mine uncle" " What of your uncle. Master Francis 1" inquired his patron, seeing that the other hesitated to say more. " In his anger, hath often called me by such vile terms as" " Fear nothing," said Sir Walter, encouragingly, " 'tis a friend who listens." "Indeed I cannot say it," exclaimed the youth, shaking his head, and looking as if it was too repugnant to his feel- ings to be named. " Well, well, as you list," answered Raleigh, raising him- self up ; for he had been leaning over him, and seemed to understand and appreciate his feelings ; " but whatever it AND HIS FRIENDS. 151 be, regard it not ; for a bad man — whicli, from what you have said, I take your kinsman to be, will say any thing in bis passion. It is a certain truth that, in these times, good birth is ever your best recommendation ; but let not this affect you, even if it be your mishap to want it ; which, till I have better warrant for it, will I never believe. It sounds fine, doubtless, to claim kin with a long line of honourable ancestry; but men that have no other merit than this be like unto a growing crop of our new vegetable, the potato — all that is good of them be under ground. How much better is it to be yourself the getter of your own greatness. If you continue to show that commendable nature I have perceived in you, you shall not lack opportunity for honour- able advancement, let your birth be what it may : therefore I would have you think no more of it, but the rather apply yourself to get perfect in such qualifications, as seem the most likely to stand you in good service at a fitting time." Saying which. Sir Walter Raleigh made for the door ; and left the cabin. But Master Francis did think more of it : and the more he thought, the more he seemed inclined to think. His am- bition had had a shock, from the which he was not like to recover speedily ; for a notion had got fixed in him, that of all things, ill birth was the most disgraceful (seeing the odium in which it was generally held) ; and he could not endure it should be said of him, that he was the misbegotten child of a paltry cheater. His pride was humbled mightily ; yet did it rise up against such dishonour the more it was cast down at it. It seemed as if he would not be held in such poor esteem of the world, however degraded he felt in his own opinion. He tried to think Holdfast and he could be of no sort of relationship ; yet, in spite of himself a con- viction was forced upon him that the contrary was the truth ; and the fear he had now was, that it should be talked of In the meantime the enemies of Sir Walter Raleigh slack- ened not in their endeavours to ruin him with the rjueen. It may appear lo some passing strange that one who, besides being of most notable excellence, sought to do no man ill, should have enemies : but it was in consequence of his towering so much above them in all commendable things, that he was misliked of so many. And as they who longed to ruffle it at court above all others, thought they had no 152 SHAKSPEARE chance of it while he was in favour, to whom they stood in such poor comparison, they strove all they could to bring him down, that they might advance themselves upon his ruin. First of these was Sir Robert Cecil, whose ambitious aims would stop at no impediments that craft could over- come; and he was so skilful in his cunning as to be sus- pected of none ; for he seemed to make all around him his tools, to do what he would ; and keeping in obscurity him- self, escaped free from all suspicion. His talents were above the ordinary; but he was ambitious of holding the greatest power in his own hands, and liked not that any should be mightier than he. Next to him was Lord Henry Howard, his associate and sworn coadjutor, one of a good family, being brother of the Duke of Norfolk ; but having been a great spendthrift and profligate, to the ruin of his fortune, made him glad to assist Cecil in his plots and devices to oust Sir Walter Raleigh from his vantage — which he did with exceeding craftiness. In the Lady Howard of Walden they found a fitting helpmate. She was a wom.an of some beauty, but of no principle; and as she believed that Sir Walter had slighted her, she was impatient to be revenged of him. Her close attendance on the queen gave her what opportunity she wanted, and she was only kept back from using it by the counsel of Sir Robert Cecil, who liked not to have it done till matters were more ripe. To these were added all the envious, the ambitious, and the vain, who hung about the court, and were ever intriguing to raise themselves upon the disadvantage of another; and these had already made themselves busy with calling in question Raleigh's conduct with the fleet — and not without the eflfect they desired. It was at this time that whispers were set afoot concerning Sir Walter's marriage, and many malicious things were said of the cause of it; but none, as yet, had hinted it to the queen. It was now thought time to bring matters to a push, for her majesty was in some sort displeased with Sir Walter that he had delayed so long with his expedition, and had done nothing, as was yet known of him. Therefore the Lady Howard took occasion, when she was in private with her majesty, to acquaint her with all that she knew between Elizabeth Throckmorton and Sir Walter Raleigh, taking care to aggravate the matter as much as was possible. Nothing could exceed the indignation of the queen. She AND HIS FRIENDS. 153 was now pale with anucr, and in a moment red with shame. Every wrinkle in iier face was made conspicuous, she was in such a towering: passion ; and she strode up and down the chamber with haughty steps, now uttering denunciations against her maid of honour, and now denouncing terrible punishment upon her captain of the guard. Her attendant stood by, her dark eyes flashing with pleasure at the storm she had raised, endeavouring, by all manner of spiteful in- sinuations, to increase her majesty's fury against the of- fenders. " Nay, by God's wounds, 'tis too bad," exclaimed the queen ; " they shall rue it. Their guilty doings shall have fitting punishment, else we are not Q,ueen of England. And for her, no disgrace can be sufficient for so deep an ofTence — a wanton — a hussy — a creature vile and infamous ! Had she no shame 1 Had she no sense of her wickedness, to commit her villanies so near us, and turn our palace into a O ! it is monstrous !" " In truth, I wonder she could ever look her virtuous sovereign in the face," said her ladyship. •' Such unblushing impudency never disgraced a Chris- tian court," cried her majesty ; " it exceedeth aught of which we have ever heard ; 'tis most atrocious, horrible, and abo- minable ! What will it be thought of us, if those so near our person take to such vile courses ? Why, it may give a handle to the malignant to say, we are as evil disposed our- selves. Every hair stands on end at the thought of it." " I am horror-struck," observed my Lady Howard, look- ing more completely shocked than her royal mistress. " Such shameless iniquity deserves to be whipped through the world," continued the queen ; " out opon it ! fie upon the age that doth produce such vile women ! Nay, and for- sooth, if things go on at this rate, there will be neither safety nor honour for us poor virgins." " Indeed, I think not, please your majesty," responded her attendant, who, by-the-by, bore no very reputable character ; " and am I the more indignant, when I think what a glorious example she hath before her in your majesty, whose exceed- ing virtuousness should, methinks, have taught her better behaviour." " Her extreme vilencss was such that it was beyond all teaching," replied her majesty, sharply; " she was a worth- less baggage from the first, who could profit by no example. 154 SHAKSPEARE We are amazed she should ever have ventured herself In our presence: but by all the angels in heaven, she shall suffer for it. As for him, whom we have raised from no- thing, we will let him know, and quickly, that she who makes can mar. The ungrateful caitiff, to carry on his paltry doings with such a Jezebel, in total disregard of his duty to us." «' And so near your royal presence too," cried my Lady Howard. " Oh ! 'tis most intolerable," exclaimed the queen, in a fresh burst of rage ; " 'tis the horridest — loathsomest piece of villany that ever disgraced a royal palace. What devilish malignity led him into it 'tis not possible to say : but he hath done us foul dishonour in the face of all Europe ; and, by God's wounds, he shall smart for it. The ambassadors will talk of it — it will be a jest for Philip of Spain, — that arch idolater, the pope, will have it preached from the pulpit ; and all the wretched papists abroad and at home will find matter in it for further calumnies of us. Art sure he hath married the wretch ]" " I have heard, please your majesty," replied her lady- ship, " that Sir Robert Cecil and my Lord Henry Howard, having got into a pair of oars but a brief space after this abandoned creature took water, saw her land at Durham House, where it is supposed of many. Sir Walter's chaplain, Dr. Robert Burrel, did make them man and wife." " Worse and worse !" cried the queen, renewing her lofty strides along the chamber, while her eyes were flashing with anger, and her bosom heaved mightily — her wrath so moved her. " He hath not only done us notorious infamy, but, without our permission first asked and granted, he hath dared marry. What ! he thinks, forsooth, because we have shown him some small favour, — having better opinion of him than he deserved, he shall be allowed to ruffle it as he please. Now, by this blessed light, we'll teach him some- what differently. As for that Burrel, he must be made to know that to thrust his fool's head into such a pestilent meddling, is not doing God's work, but the devil's. He de- serveth to have his gown stripped off his back, and whipped, at the cart's tail by the common hangman. Such meddle- some priests are ready for any villany. We marvel greatly that Sir Robert Cecil informed us not of what he had ob- served of this, as in duty bound he should. But 'tis thus AND HIS FRIENDS. 155 we are served : the shamefullest things arc done against us from day to day, yet those we have promoted to do us ser- vice, instead of giving us instant knowledge thereof, keep as close upon the business as if they had been bribed into com- placency." '* There is a knocking at the door, please your majesty," said my Lady Howard. " See to it," replied the queen. '♦ "i'is my Lord Burghley," added her attendant, after she had gone to the door to notice whom it might be. " Let him have entrance," cried her majesty. Presently the lord treasurer advanced slowly into the chamber, with his hat in his hand, making proper obedience; and saw in a mo- ment by the queen's countenance — which, in spile of all her cosmetics, looked exceeding black and sour — that something was out of place. "Be sealed, my lord," said the queen, for this indulgence she granted because of the infirmities of liis age. The lord treasurer seated himself with becoming gravity, marvelling much what made her majesty look in such sort, and pace the chamber so liaughtily ; and he turned towards my Lady How- ard to see if he could read in her looks any interpretation of the mystery, but, to the prodigious increase of his astonish- ment, she looked the blacker of the two. " My lord treasurer !" exclaimed the queen, scarcely able to speak she seemed in so great a passion, and stopping sud- denly before him, " that Raleigh hath become the blackest traitor that ever was known." •' Humph !" cried my Lord Burghley, in some sort of sur- prise, and drawing in his lips with an appearance of the very profoundest gravity. " He hath done us gross offence," continued the queen, *' He hath committed such foul wrong against our royal dig» nity, that the sacrifice of his life will not be enough amends." " Ha !" exclaimed the lord treasurer, dropping his jaw as if with a sudden astonishment. " He hath had the audacity — think of the fellow'^ vile- ness, my lord — to be shamefully familiar with the horridest of wantons Elizabeth Throckmorton !" and then her majesty continued her haughty pacing of the chamber. " And in the palace loo, my lord," added her attendant with a look of exceeding indignation. " Ho !" ejaculated the other, poking out his chin the while, as if in wonder at the enormity of the oflencc. 15G SHAKSPEARE "She shall meet with her reward," continued the queen very angrily. *' It shall never be said tliat we left such hus- sies to the induljjence of their own wicked wills." " And so near the royal presence !" added my Lady How- ard, with sufficient emphasis. *' Humph!" cried my Lord Burghley, seeming very much shocked. " But more than this — my lord ! more than this," said the queen, stopping before her lord treasurer with a look of ex- treme anger, and raising her voice to the highest pitch, " he hath dared to marry her." *' Ha !" exclaimed he, in a manner as if horror-struck. " He hath held us in contempt — he hath put a slight upon our authority," saying which the queen bounced off as before. " After her majesty hath been so bountiful a mistress to him," added her ladyship, "I am quite shocked at such de- vilish ingratitude." " Ho !" said my lord, looking monstrously shocked also. " Where is Sir Robert Cecil?" inquired the queen^ " we must have speech with him instantly. It will go hard with him if he do not explain satisfactorily how he hath so much fallen short in his duty. We will have none such about us. We will favour no negleclers. We will not be served by such as can be dumb when treason stalks abroad. Send him to us, my lord, without fail. He hath been privy to these villanous goings on, and^ hath taken care to give us no hint of the matter." " Humph !" cried my Lord Burghley very seriously, as he rose from the chair ; then proceeded out of the chamber in search of his son, as his royal mistress had commanded him. Her majesty continued in the same humour to stride back- wards and forwards, letting out her anger without stint, now against the one and now against the other, but most prodigally against her fair namesake, for whom no punishment seemed with her to be ample enough; whilst the Lady Howard took care that her rage should not go out for lack of proper stir- ring. Sir Robert Cecil evidendy had not been far of)', for he knocked at the door in a little space after the Lord Burghley had left it. " So, Sir Robert Cecil !" exclaimed the queen angrily, as soon as he made his appearance before her, " you must needs become an aider and abettor of treason." AND HIS FRIENDS. 157 " I aid treason — I abet treason !" cried he in seeming con- slernalion, as he humbly knell before his sovereign. " What ill hap is mine to have such accusation brought against me by so good a mistress ? I will be sworn on my life I never spoke or did aught against your majesty. Far from it, I find most exquisite delight in endeavouring to prove myself your majesty's faithfullest servant ; and I would not change your service for that of any sovereign upon earth, were I tempted to it ever so. Indeed, please your majesty, if you take from me the reputation I have at all times diligently sought, of giv- ing place to no man in honesty and obedience, I would not wish to live another hour; for without character I should be unworthy to breaihe in the presence of one so exalted in ex- cellence, and deprived of the pleasure all persons enjoy who are held in such honour as to be selected to do your majesty's bidding, life hath nothing left that can be esteemed after it. Let me humbly ask of what treason I am accused ?" " The knowing of Raleigh's traitorous proceedings with that disgrace of our court, Elizabeth Throckmorton," replied the queen with exceeding bitterness, " whereof you told us nothing. What they have done is as black treason as ever was thought of — secrecy was all they required to succeed in their infamous designs, and by not declaring to us what you were privy to, that we might have it hindered, you allowed them to go on to the perfection of their iniquitous doings, and so become an aider and abettor of their treason." " Please your majesty," said Cecil very earnestly, " two reasons had I, and good ones they seemed to me, that I should not make a stir in this business. In the first place, my knowledge amounted to little more than the common sus- picion, of the whicli there was no certain proof — in the next place, I like not being a tale-bearer at the best of times — but I do stand in such a respectful awe of your majesty's super- human virtue, that I could not for the life of me break any matter to your majesty's modest ear that appeared tainted with indelicate meaning." *' We do approve of your reasons. Sir Robert," replied the queen, " so far as to clear you of all ofl^ence in this. But now we charge you on your allegiance speak without extenuation whatever hath come to vour knowledije." *' Since your majesty hath graciously given me leave, I will," answered he. " 1 must premise that of their inter- course knew I nothing save what was the general gossip ; VOL. I. 14 158 SHAKSPEARE but knowing how much the world is given to scandal, I look no heed of what I heard, believing, as I do, that Sir Walter Raleigh is too noble and discreet a gentleman to take to such dishonourable courses." *' My Lady Howard hath given us good proof of it, which she had from their own lips," observed the queen impatiently. ** Indeed, Sir Robert, I did by accident overhear all their infamous secrets, the which I thought it but proper in me to carry to her majesty," said her attendant. " I'm all amazed !" cried Sir Robert Cecil, looking in as absolute an astonisliment as was ever beheld. " I marvel at it infinitely ! who could have thought it ? How impossible it doth seem that one so superlatively wise and learned as is your majesty's captain of the guard, should have committed himself so abominably ! Indeed, it makelh me afraid of mine own honesty. I shall tremble for myself, knowing as I do that if they who have such wonderful store of learning cannot keep upright, we who fall short of such gifts cannot but tum- ble. Of all men few have I regarded wiih the like admira- tion I felt for Sir Walter Raleigh, for in truth he did always appear to me a most inestimable sweet gentleman. I am hear- tily grieved" " Proceed with what you have to say on this infamous mat- ter," said the queen sharply. " That will I without further loss of time," replied the wily Cecil. *' It chanced that my Lord Henry Howard and I going to the Bankside, got into a pair of oars just as the barge containing Mistress Throckmorton left the shore. My lord directed my attention to some one who sat in the barge cloak- ed up very close, whom I had not noticed, for in truth I had such respect for Mistress Elizabeth, believing, from her near- ness to your majesty's person, that she was of a most honour- able nature, that I could not entertain suspicion of wrong in any thing that she did, and was not curious about her proceed- ings." " Who was that person, think you ?" eagerly inquired the queen. *' That know I not of mine own knowledge," answered Cecil, " for we being of the other side of the water could not have a very distinct sight of things so far off. I do not think it was Sir Waller Raleigh for a reason I will presently ex- plain. The barge made for Durham House, which, knowing the suspicions that were afloat, created in us no small asto- AND HIS FRIENDS. 159 nishment. Then we saw him in the cloak, land, witli Mistress Alice and her cousin ; and these three went up the steps into the house. This seeing, we knew not what to make of it; so for the satisfaction of my lord's curiosity and my own, we waited at a convenient distance. In half an hour or less, the three returned to the barge and went on their way; and I, thinking it could be nothing more than a passing visit, thought so light of it that we watched them no more. He in the cloak could not have been Sir Walter Raleigh, because my father did have speech of him at your majesty's command in his own house, at the very time I saw this person on the river. Knowing this, as I soon found out, I did not see any wrong in the visit of these young women with another person to Durham House ; but my Lord Howard did offer me a wager, that Mistress Elizabeth had gone there to be married, and that he in the cloak was no other than her father, Sir Nicho- las Throckmorton, who had good reason for seeking conceal- ment, as it was given out he was like to perish for want of proper nursing." " Now is it all made clear to us," exclaimed the queen, her face crimsoning with rage. " We have been cozened, cheated, and imposed upon ; and doubtless they now laugh in their sleeves at finding us gulled so easily. By God's wounds, we'll let them know what it is to make sport of their sove- reign." " I wonder at their baseness," cried her ladyship with much asperity. " 'Tis not enough for them to do us the foulest dishonour we have received since we have been a crowned queen," continued her majesty, seemingly waxing more wrath every minute, " they must needs play a trick upon us ! We are thought to be worthy no better hap by this false woman than for a stale to catch her woodcock Raleigh!" '*'Tis marvellous strange how such extreme impudency can exist," said Cecil very gravely. ♦' Get you to his chaplain. Sir Robert," added the queen. " He is one Burrel, in some repute for his learning, and doubt- less may be found at Durham House. Question him of this marriage : for we would know if it hath taken place. If he answer you to the purpose, you shall come away and do him no hindrance — but if he be contumacious, or seem to hold back what he knoweih — straight with him to prison : he shall there have time to repent him of his meddlesomeness. Delay 160 SHAK9PEARE not to report to us the minute you get aiight worth the tell- ing." "I will be the most zealous intelligencer in your majesty's dominions," replied Cecil. *' My Lady Howard, we are for the presence-chamber," said the queen, and straightway slie passed haughtily out at the door with her attendant, but not before the latter and Sir Robert Cecil had, unseen by her majesty, exchanged a look in which there appeared a wonderful deal of meaning. CHAPTER XL I cannot eat but little meat, My stomach is not good ; But sure, I think that I can drink With him that wears a hood. Tho' I go bare, take ye no care, I nothing am a cold, I stuff my skin so full wlthhi Of jolly good ale and old. Gam:meii Gubton's Needle. My masters, are you mad } or what are you ? Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night f Shakspeake. It was getting deep into the evening. The prudent citizens had long closed their houses, and many of the more sober sort had retired to rest. Nothing disturbed the silence of the streets, but now and then the riotous singing of some prodigal gallants returning late from the tavern, with more wine in their pates than wit, with perchance, the hoarse bawling of some of the city watch, chiding them for dis- turbing the night with their caterwauling; or mayhap,- a score of disorderly apprentices for the sake of diversion screaming fire, murder, and the like, from different places, till the whole neighbourhood was in an uproar, and the watch running to and fro in strange perplexity as to where w^as the mischief Now you might hear some par- ticular clock striking the hour, and anon there was such a striking from all parts that it seemed as if there would be no end to it ; like unto when chanticleer croweth in the early morning, there answereth to him another, and he is taken AND HIS FRIENDS. IGl up by a third, and so on till the whole of the cocks round about have tried the strength of their voices. So it fared in the city, and in Eastcheap more especially — which of all places wr's most noted for mad pranks and merry doings ; but whilst such goings on proceeded outside, the little back parlour of Geoffrey Sarsnet the mercer, as oft did echo with a very similar merriment. There he sat before an oak table having on it a bowl and drinking horns, looking very portly in a buff jerkin ; a jolly face and a merry eye seeming to mock the gravity of his gray beard and bald pate ; and a loud short laugh bursting from his mouth ever and anon, said plain enough, of all conscience, that his thoughts were none of the saddest. Opposite to him, in singular fine contrast, sat the meagre form of the miser of St. Mary Axe, who, by the complacency of his withered aspect had evidently forgiven Joanna the loss of the Venetian chain. " Margery ! Margery !" bawled the mercer, after he had looked into the bowl and found it empty of liquor. *' By cock and pye, I'm no lover of jolly good ale and old, if we hav'n't drained it as dry as — as dry as thy wit, thou ghost of a pickled herring. Haw ! haw ! haw I" " Forsooth, thou art in a most facetious vein gossip," replied Gregory Vellum, who cared not for being laughed at when he had aught to gain by joining in the mirth. " If I be not in the vein the vein be in me," said the jolly mercer, with another laugh as loud as the preceding. " Here, Margery," cried he again ; then sinking his voice, added, " Hang these old women, say I ! They be as deaf as thy conscience, and as slow as thy comprehension. Is't not so, thou delectable pippin-face 3" *' In truth, they be exceedingly deaf and slow," answered the scrivener, with a wonderful gravity. •' The young ones for me — ey, Gregory," continued the old fellow, with a knowing wink of his eye. ♦' They have ears for any thing ; and as for going, I doubt them not, at an ambling pace, they would beat any colt that runs. Haw ! haw ! haw ! Why, Margery, I say." "How, now? — what do you lack, sweet master?" ex- claimed a little old woman with a very pointed nose and chin, and sharp gray eyes, who appeared at the door. *• Another bowl, Margery !" replied Geoffrey Sarsnet. 14* 162 SHAKSrEARE "And, prytliec, brew it delicately, with good store of nutmeg and a famous toast in it." " That will I, kind heart, and quickly," answered the old dame, fetching the empty vessel. " I'faith, Margery, thou lookest as innocent as a sucking donkey," said the jolly mercer, with his usual laugh, as he gazed upon her uncomely face. " An't please your goodness, I was always noticed for the innocency of my looks," replied the old dame very demurely. " 1 doubt it not," cried her master ; ♦' and thine innocency was always respected, I'll be bound for it. Haw ! haw ! haw !" "Indeed, you may say that," responded she. " For it is a most notable truth that no longer ago than five-and-twenty year last Martinmas — " " Thou must then have seen a good forty years at least — an excellent fine age of innocency ;" and then the old fellow chuckled again mightily. " Fie on you for saying so, and I not fifty yet !" said Margery, her yellow physiognomy blushing with indignation at such an insinuation of her antiquity — the which, however, was no great way from the truth. " No longer ago than five-and-twenty year last Martinmas — " " Thou wert put in the stocks for a wanton — an excellent fine proof of innocency, o' my life! Haw! haw! haw!" And then he gave the table a slap that made the horns jump again. " What I ! I that have ever been the discreetest and vir- tuousest of virgins !" exclaimed the old woman, in a seeming monstrous to-do. " I'll be put upon my oath I was never put in the stocks." " Well, thou hast had exceeding good luck, then," replied the mercer, winking at his companion, and endeavouring to keep a grave face ; but he succeeded not, for he presently burst out in the short loud laugh as at first. '* Nay, I'll tarry not to be made game of," cried she some- what sulkily ; an'A thereupon hurried out of the room. ♦' Mayhap, if she tarry to be made game of, then should none hurry to put her on the spit. Haw ! haw ! haw !" shouted her master, his eyes twinkling very merrily at the conceit. " Methinks it would be but barbarous to make a roast of lier," observed the scrivener, with a perfect seriousness. " And indeed she seeraeth not very delicate eating." AND Ills FRIENDS. 1 G3 *♦ No more delicate eating than thou art ; and I doubt not to find more juice in the fag-end of a piece of dowlas than tiiou canst boast of in tiiy whole body," replied the mercer, who being of a well-fed person himself, held the other's lank- ness in seeming contempt. " But what sayest thou to a dainty young wench of some sixteen years or so — fresh and plump and tender as a chicken ? Doth not thy mouth water at such fare — ey, Gregory ?" " In honest truth, I have no stomach for human flesh," an- swered the scrivener. " Out on thee for a dull wit!" exclaimed the other. " I'll be hanged if thou hast more brains than a roast chestnut.' But as thou canst not entertain me with thy discourse, see if ihou canst tune up thy pipe for a song. A song, a song, Gregory 1" *' Believe me, I have forgotten every tune but one," said the miser of St. Mary Axe in very serious fashion, "and that be the hundredth psalm." *' Psalm me no psalms i Dost take me for a puritan V cried the jolly mercer. " Nay, but it be an excellent sober tune, Geoffrey Sarsnet." " Then shall it be the most unfit tune in the world over a full bowl. Haw ! haw ! haw l" shouted his companion in the same merry key as at first. ♦' Melhinks I know of none other," said Gregory Vellum. *' Then ale of mine shalt thou never taste till thou hast be- thought thee of something more to the purpose. So look to thy memory, and quickly." *' I do remember me there was a song I did use to afTect in an idle hour when I was but an apprentice," observed the scrivener. " Prythee, then, out with it !" exclaimed the other. *' Indeed, I have no voice for singing, gossip. Hem ! hem !" and then the old fellow began to clear his throat very diligently, looking, or rather striving to look, exceeding modest all the time. "I have asked thee not to sing with any other voice than thine own ; so I must needs make the best of it," replied the jolly mercer very merrily. " Hem, hem !" *' Nay, I would as lief sit with a tailor as with one that doth nothing but ' hem,' " said his companion with a laugh as loud as ever. '* I will fall to it as well as I may," replied the scrivener. 164 SHAK5PEARE Then turning up his eyes to the ceiling, began in a wonderful shrill trembling pipe — " When little birds sat on their nests— " Nay, but good gossip, I be not in most excellent voice,** said he, ere he had got any further. " Hem, hem." *' It wants no conjuror to tell me that," answered his com- panion with a chuckle. " But not a drop of my good ale shall moisten thy throat if thou dost not sing me the song be- fore it be brought in." " Hera, hem !" repeated the other quickly, for he had no objection to any good thing at another's expense. Then with a lack-a-daisical look, the like of which it is impossible to conceive, he recommenced — ** When little birds sat on their nests, And conies to the young- wheat hied ; And flowers hung down their dainty crests, And Philomel her sweet trade plied. * With my heigh-ho ! Whether or no, Kiss me but once before I go, Under the tree where the pippins grow.'" *'I say nothing against the matter of thy ballad," here in- terposed the mercer ; " for it be as exquisite foolish stuff as heart can desire; but if thou art not singing it to the hun- dredth psalm then never gave I honest measure." ♦''Tis very like," replied the old raiser gravely ; "for I did tell thee I knew of no other tune." " I'll have none on't. So look that thou sing the proper notes." At this, with a preliminary hem or two, Gregory Vellum did essay the second verse, much after the same die- away fashion as at first. "'Twas then a lover and his lass. Her rosy cheek with his acquaint — " ** Thou art at the psalm again, and be hanged to thee !** here exclaimed his companion. "Indeed then I knew it not; but I will take good heed I fall no more in that strain." And then he continued his ballad. "Had set them on the tender grass ; Whilst he thus fondly made his plaint. AND HIS riUENDS. 165 * Singing heigh-ho ! Whether or no, Kiss me again before I go. Under the tree where the pippins grow.' " " Thou art clean past all hope," cried Geoffrey Sarsnet. *' For lo one note of the ballad ihou hast given a score of the hundredth psalm." "Ah, did I Fo ? then in truth it did escape me unawares," replied the other, and resumed his diity, the first, two or lliree notes of the which seemed of a fitting tune ; but the rest was the psalm beyond all possibility of conlradiciiou. ** He kissed her once, he kissed her twice. Though oft she coyly said him nay ; Mayhap she had him kiss her thrice, Before she let him get away. ' Singing heigh-ho ! "Whether or no, Kiss me again before you go, Under the tree where the pippins grow.' " '♦ Odds, my life ! thou hast no more notes in thy voice than hath a cuckoo, who singeth the same sorry tune ever," said the jolly mercer. " But here comes the bowl," he added, seeing Margery enter with it in her hands, and place it before him. "Ay, marry does it," said the old woman, all trace of her late displeasure having vanished; " and there is in it as fine a roasted crab as heart could wish for, with store of all proper things." " By cock and pye, so there is !" exclaimed her master, gloating over it with his rosy face, and snifilng up the spicy steam with wonderful satisfaction, " Now will I believe, Margery, all that thou hast said of thy exceeding virtue : nay, more, looking into thy face, I couhl lake upon me lo swear with a safe conscience, that thou hast never had a lover in ihy life." And thereupon he again burst out a laughing. " Nay, you are wrong there, kind heart," replied Margery, with great coi!thlaccncy, " 1 have had no lack of lovers in my time, I warrant you. For, as I was a saying but now, it was just five-and-lwenty years hist Martinmas" " Since thou wert taken up by the constable on evidence that thou wen like to become chargeable to the parish : a sin- 166 SHAKSPEARE gular fine proof that thou hast had lovers, sure enough. Haw ! haw ! haw !" I'hereat he slapped the table so hard, that it did overturn one of the drinking horns he had just filled. The old dame answered not, save by bouncing out of the room more angry than before. " Mind it not, Gregory !" exclaimed the jolly mercer, as he beheld his companion trying to save the ale, by catching it in the empty horn, as it run through the chinks of the table. " It be a shame to let such good liquor run to waste, gos- sip," he replied. ** 'Twould have been all the same hadst thou swallowed it," observed the other; " for to give it thee is to waste it in- deed ; because thou dost never look the better for it. Here — hand up thy cannikin — though, in truth, thou deservest not to partake of such brave stuff, seeing that thou didst make such a miserable hand at thy ditty." *' To tell thee the exact truth," said the old miser very ear- nestly, " though I have, at divers times, essayed many dif- ferent songs, somehow or another, yet know I not why, I never could find any other tune for them but the hundredth psalm." " Then art thou but a goose at singing," replied his compa- nion, finishing a draught of the good liquor before him, which by the smacking of his lips, seemed to please his palate mightily, " but I will troll thee a song, Gregory, and one worthy to be mated with such right exquisite tipple as this." " 'Tis famous drinking, indeed !" remarked the scrivener, after a hearty draught of the same ; " and the singing, I doubt not, will match it." "Thou shalt judge," said the other; then, with a full round voice, and in a very jovial manner, he did give out the following strain. *• I never had a voice for a song" that's choice, And dainty ditties with me must fail : Yet, weeks at a time, I fain would chime, VVhenever I strike up in the praise of good ale. Then troul troul, -^ Each hearty old soul, That loveth the sight of a foaming- bowl ; For there's naught in the land He should care to command. Who hath g-ot such brave liquor as this at his hand. AND HIS FRIENDS. 167 Full oft to the great have I held my prate — But when 1 have had good ale enow, I be not afeard to wag my beard With any woman's son, be he high or low. Then troul, troul, &c. Perchance I am shy, when a woman is by — Yet if but good ale my jerkin line, Wife, widow, or maid — in sun or shade, 'Ere an hour may have passed shall have sworn herself mine. Then troul, troul, &,c. Mayhap I've no store of the sage's lore — But when some good ale is in my pate, I'faith I can speak in Dutch or Greek, And argue a whole college as dumb as their gate. Then troul, troul, &c. It may be from fright I would run than fight — Yet when with good ale beneath my skin. With sword or wnth lance will I advance. And leagured by my foes, cut through thick and thin. Then troul, troul, &c. 'Twill needs be my hap to have not a rap — But when that good ale hath warmed my veins, There be none like myself, so rich in pelf — For ne'er can I count up the whole of my gains. Then troul, troul, &c. I'm nigh unto death, for the lack of breath- Yet if of good ale I am not scant. Full many a bout shall I see out. And never shall I know aught of pain or of want. Then troul, troul. Each hearty old soul. That loveth the sight of a foaming bowl; For there's naught in the land He should care to command. Who hath got such brave liquor as this at his hand !'* '♦Indeed it be an excellent fine song, gossip, and a merry,'* observed the old miser, wilh exceeding complacency. " Somewhat better than thy miserable ditty, that be only fit to be sung over a kitten in a fit," replied the jolly mercer, with his customary laugh. '* But hand up thy vessel, Grego- ry, for it hath acquired a marvellous resemblance to thyself — it be singularly empty : Haw ! haw ! haw 1" " In truth, it hath nothing in it," said the scrivener, losing 168 SHAKSPEARE no lime in doing as he was bid. " But what hath become of the beautiful Joanna all this time?" " Like enough, she be above stairs with some of her gal- lants," answered the other, carelessly. *' With some of her gallants ?" exclaimed Gregory Vellum — his leaden visage in no small degree disturbed — " Prithee, tell me, be there many that consort with her!" " Some score or two, at least," replied his companion. " But dost approve of it?" asked the old miser, looking still less at his ease. ** To be sure I do, Gregory. Dost think I know not on which side of the bread the butter lies ? — I tell thee, there be all sorts of notable gentlemen and brave gallants, come after her upon the fame of her infinite comeliness; and, doubtless, seeking of my favour, they order of me great store of fine things for their own wearing. INlany's the piece of satin I have sold for a cloak ; and as for velvets and silks, it be be- yond calculation the store I have got rid of on that account. Mayhap, in time, some of them owe me a swinging bill, and I go with it to their houses, and, like enough, get no answer —then send I Joanna, and she bringeth me the money in a presently. Odds my life, man ! seeing that she be of such profit to me, will I not let her do as she lists ?" " But dost not fancy it may like to damage her reputation ?" " Damage her fiddlestick !" replied the jolly mercer, with his ready laugh. " I doubt not she be well able to take care of herself; and if she grant them any favour, 'tis like she maketh them pay roundly for it." This communication the miser of St. Mary Axe in no way seemed to relish, as was evident from the increasing uneasi- ness of his countenance. " Surely thou wouldst be glad to see her honestly married to some reputable person," said he at last. " Dost take me for an ass, Gregory ?" sharply inquired the other. " Neither honestly nor dishonestly, with my good will : for should I not lose by it all the good custom that is now drawn to my house ? If she marry, I must needs make the best I can of it ; but I would ever hinder it if I could." " Alack do not say so, gossip," cried his companion in very woful fashion, '* for in honest truth I love her infinitely, and would marry her myself." " Thou marry lier !" shouted the mercer, pushing back Iris chair, and staring on the other in exceeding surprise. AKD Ills FRIENDS. 169 " Ay, good GeolTrey, and have come expressly to talk to tlice upon the business." '♦ Haw ! haw ! haw !" roared out liis lusty companion. "And, as she knowelh full well, have been courting of her for s,'Mne time past." " Haw ! haw ! haw !" repeated the jolly mercer louder than before. "Nay, forsooth, it be no laughing matter to me, I do assure thee," continued the old miser, now a Utile nettled at the manner in which his communication had been received. " She haih had great store of gifts from me — owches, rings, a Venetian ciiain that cost me fitly crowns, besides sundry sums in rose nobles for her private expenses ; and when upon showing her of what bountiful disposition 1 had been, I press- ed her to name the nuptial day, she did earnestly assure me of her willingness, provided I succeeded in the obtaining of thy consent." " Haw ! haw ! haw !'' shouted the other, giving tiie table a thump that made it sound again, and looking as if he could hardly see out of his eyes, his cheeks were so squeezed up with laughing, " That be best of all. So thou hast been courting Joanna, eh Gregory? Why, thou shadow! thou lath ! thou rush ! tliou first cousin to nothing ! — what could mislead thee into such egregious folly ? to say nothing of the presumption on't. To think for a moment such a withered apple-john as thou art should succeed against so many fine young knights and sprightly gentlemen !" •' Prythee, if I am not to have her to wife, let her return the gifis she had of me," cried liie old miser with exceeding earnestness. " If thou ever seest a glimpse of one of them, then shalt thou have better eyesight than is customary for one at thy time of life," replied the other, chuckling famously. *♦ Nay, I will go to law on it an' I have them not," cried the scrivener, starting up from his chair in a monstrous con- sternation at the thought of losing so many valuable things. " Prythee do no such thing," answered the jolly mercer, as well as he could for laughing, " for of a surety thou wouldst be laughed out of every court in Christendom." *' Oh, 1 be utterly ruined and undone !" exclaimed the old miser wildly, as he sunk his hands in his face and dropped again into his chair. " I doubt it be so bad as that," observed Geofl'rey Sarsncl, VOL. I. 15 170 SHAKSPEARE '* but it will be a good lesson for thee to take heed when ihoU dost again pay the piper, to see that thou art not left alone in the dance." Gregory Vellum replied not — for ijuleed he ilid stand very much in fear of his lusty companion, and did scarce dare utter a word ; but no unfortunate wight looked ever in so disconso- late a mood. " Come, drink, man ! drink !" cried the mercer very mer- rily. *' Care killed a cat, and if it could put a finish upon her nine lives, surely thy one must needs stand but a sorry chance. So drown care in the bowl, and thou shall live all the happier for it." The scrivener of St. Mary Axe then, as if in a desperate taking, did begin to drink like a fish, in the which he was en- couraged by the other, who joked and laughed without ceas- ing. At this time there entered one of a very impudent coun- tenance, and monstrous swaggering manner. His hair was of the colour of flax that halh been scorched in the dressing, and was combed back in a mighty coxcombical fashion from his forehead, where it was twisted up like unto acocaktoo's crest; his beard was of the like hue, and cut to a peak. Of his face it may suffice to say that it did express a singular fine opinion of the owner, and for assurance was not like to meet with its peer. For his age it seemed nigh unto thirty. He wore a high ruff and a doublet very conceitedly cut, that had once been much better than it was ; with breeches stuffed out extra- vagantly — red hose cross gartered, and yellow rosettes in his shoes, a world and all too large. Sticking his right arm straight out, with his other arm a-kimbo, as soon as he had entered ; with a very fustian voice, and high and mighty look, he thus -addressed the twain : *' Brave peers of France! sith we have passed the bounds Whereby tlie wranglinp^ billows seek for straits To war with Tellus and her fruitful mines ; Sith we have furrowed through those wandering tides Of Tyrrhene seas, and made our galley dance Upon the Hyperborean billows' crests, That braves with streams the watery Occident — '* " What, Ralph Goshawk !" cried the jolly mercer as he noticed the intruder. " Come, sit thee down, and help us to finish this bowl." But the other, without minding interrup- tion, continued : — AND HIS FRIENDS. 171 " And found the rich and wealthy Indian clime, Soiig-ht to by greedy minds for hostile gold" — " Nay, give over bombasting out thy blank verse awhile," said Geoffrey Sarsnet. " In truth, Ralph, thou art exceeding like a gutter on a house-top in a storm of rain — thou art so abominably given to spouting. Haw ! haw ! haw !" The miser of St. Mary Axe stared with a sort of conster- nation, for either what he had drunk had fuddled him in some measure, or he liked not the stranger's appearance : seeing which, the latter made two or three dignified strides to where the scrivener sat, and spoke to him thus : — •• And I, my lord, am Mandricard of Mexico, Whose climate fairer than Tyberius, Seated beyond the sea of Tripoly, And richer than the plot Hesperides." "I drink your worship's health. Master Mandricard," ftil- teringly replied Gregory Vellum, with trembling hands rais- ing the horn to his mouth. Thereat, the other proceeded after the same fashion. *• As for myself, I walk abroad a nights, And kill sick people gi'oaning under walls :'* At this the miser could not drink, he seemed struck with such a sudden fear. •* Sometimes I go about and poison wells." " You don't say so !" exclaimed the frightened scrivener. " And now and then to cherish Christian thieves I am content to lose some of my crowns ; That I may, walking in my galler}', See 'em go pinioned along by my door." " Ha !" cried the frightened scrivener, in a long tremulous tone. *♦ Then after that was I an usurer. And with extorting, cozening, forfeiting, And tricks belonging unto brokery, — I filled tiie jails witli bankrui)ts in a year. And with young orphai\s planted hospitals. And every moon made some or other mad.'* " Good Lord, deliver us !" piously exclaimed the old miser. Then raising his voice, and looking very frowningly, the other recommenced : — 172 SHAKSPEARE " 'Twas I, my lord, that got the victory — The }^od of war resigns his room to me, Meaning to make me general of the world. Jove viewing me in arms looks pale and wan, Fearing my power should pull him from his throne, Where'er I come, the fatal sisters sweat. And gi'isly Death, — by running to and fro To do their ceaseless liomage to my swoi'd." At this, Gregory Vellum trembling in every joint, and looking as pale as any of his parchment, threw himself on his knees before the other, with closed palms and uplifted eyes, and cried out as loud as his fright would allow, "Good, your worship, don't kill me this time!" ♦' Haw ! haw ! haw !" shouted the jolly mercer, who with much ado, had refrained from laughing before. " Get thee up, Gregory, and fear nothing. It be only Ralph Goshawk, a young haberdasher from the Strand, as impudent a varlet as lives ; but there be no harm in him, save that he be stage- struck. He goeth to the playhouse so oft, that his talk is all of fag-ends of plays ; and so far gone is he in it, that if one ask of him the price of pack-thread, he will answer, like an emperor, in blank verse. Sit thee down, Ralph ! and take me off this horn of good ale, or I will beat thee out of thy humour in a jiffy." The young haberdasher took two majestic strides to a chair, which, in the like princely manner, he drew to the table; then, with a right royal salutation to the company, he tossed off his ale, and sat himself down very gravely ; at the which Geoffrey Sarsnet laughed louder than ever. The scrivener, in some degree assured that the other would do him no harm, now returned to his seat ; but the drink he had had, evidently was getting into his head, for he had a very vacant look with him, and he walked unsteadily. *' Come, drink, my masters, drink," exclaimed the mercer, filling the cups of his guests as fast as they were emptied. " And how weareth the night, Ralph 1" No sooner had the question been asked than he that was spoken to jumped up from his chair, placed his arms as be- fore descrilDed, and thus answered : — " The golden ball of Heaven's eternal fire, That danced with glory on the silver waves. Now wants the fuel that inflamed his beams; And all with faintness and for foul disgrace, lie binds his temples with a frowning cloud." AND HIS FRIENDS. 173 Then sat him down. " Thou villain, thou wilt be the death of me," exclaimed his lusty host, witli his usual hearty laugh. " But cannot we have a catch, my masters 1 I'm in a brave humour for singing. A catch, my masters — a catch !" Up jumped the young haberdasher at tliis, exclaiming exactly after the same fashion as at first : — ** And in tills sweet and curious harmony The god that tunes this music to our souls Holds out his hand in highest majesty To entertain divine Zenocrate.'* " A fig for Zenocrate and all her generation !" cried the jolly mercer. " I tell thee we will have a catch, what sayest thou, Gregory ] Art for a catch 3" " I'd rather the hundredth psalm if it please thee, gossip," drawled out the scrivener, winking his eyes a bit, as if his sight was none of the clearest. " Be this a time to sing psalms, thou heathen !" bawled out he of Eastcheap. " Hast no respect for places 1 well, if we cannot sing a catch, we will dance the brawls : so away with the tables and chairs, my masters, into the corner, and let's foot it bravely." The table and chairs were quickly moved by the jolly mercer, assisted by Ralph Goshawk, who could not, in the mean while, refrain from breaking out, — ** Now Hecuba and Ilium's honoured line." ^' Hang Hecuba and thee too!" cried Geoffrey Sarsnet; " and for the matter of that. Ilium may take his line and hang himself. Haw ! haw ! haw ! Now then, my masters, at it in style, to the tune of' Green Sleeves.' " Then commenced a scene, the like of which hath rarely been looked on ; for the jolly mercer began throwing about his lusty limbs, singing of the tune to the top of his voice, with now and then varying it with a loud whoop, as he slapped one or other on the back. He was seconded by Ralph Goshawk, who moved about as gingerly as though the flooring was of pins and needles, and he was mightily afraid of pricking his toes; and after him came the old miser, with his eyes half shut, and hanging of his head on one side, as he staggered here and there, as if without the slightest knowledge of what he was a doing. Such a din they kicked up as would have astonished a blacksmith. In the very midst 15* 174 SHAKSPEARB thereof, Gregory Vellum made a stumble, and came with his back against tlio table, knocking down from it the lights, the horns, the bowl, and every one thing that had been there, and putting the place in utter and complete darkness. Immediately after the crash, tlje door opened, and there appeared at it the beautiful Joanna with a light, with dame Margery close behind, peeping to know what such a terrible racket could be about. Seeing the mercer's daughter, the old miser, who had till now supported himself against the table with his hands, slipped down upon his nether end, staring at her as foolishly as you please, with his mouth open ; and the young haberdasher marched forward two paces, and with his arms in the usual position, addressed her thus : — " O gentle daughter of King CEdlpus, sister dear to that unhappy wight Whom brother's rage had reaved of his right. To whom thou knowest, in young and tender yeai-s, 1 was a friend and faithful governor, Come forth, since that her grace hath granted leave, And let me know wlmt cause hath moved now, So chaste a maid to set her dainty foot Over the threshold of her secret lodge." " Go it, fustian !" cried the mercer, giving the other so forcible a slap on the back that it put him quite out of his favourite position, and nearly sent him sprawling on the floor. " Father, I wonder you should make such a clatter at this time of the night," said Joanna, as gravely as she could ; for in truth the scene was extremely ludicrous : then she added to the old woman, — " Margery, let them have lights." At the which, giving her candle to the other, she was hastening away, when she stopped suddenly, turned back, and said, " I think you had best go to bed, father, for 'tis exceeding late, and the neighbours will marvel hugely at your making such a disturbance ;" — and then she went away. " Well, the choicest of fooling must have an end," ex- claimed the jolly mercer ; " so we must e'en part. Ralph, thou hadst best see Gregory Vellum to his house in St. Mary Axe, for I doubt much, if he were left to find his way, he would get beyond the next gutter." At the which, the young haberdasher answered only by staring at the open door very earnestly, and exclaiming thus : — AND HIS PRIEN'DS. 175 " Techelles, draw tliy sword. And wound the earth, that it may cleave in twain. And we descend into th' infernal vaults To hale the fatal sisters by the hair, And throw them in the triple moat of hell, For taking- hence my fair Zenocrate." " What, Zenocrate again ! and be hanged to thee," cried out his lusty host, and thereat lent him such a kick of the breech, that it sent him bounce against the old woman, as she was going out at the door. " Ya !" screamed she, as loud as she could bawl, and took herself out of the room as if she had been shot out of it. " Haw ! haw ! haw 1'' roared the jolly mercer, whilst the discomfited haberdasher stood at a little distance, diligently rubbing his nether end. " But haste thee, Ralph, and take this fellow away straight, for I am eager to have him out of my house." At this Ralph Goshawk took two or three of his most majestic strides to where Gregory Vellum now lay at his length, and with the assistance of his lusty companion, raised him on his legs. The old miser opened his lack- lustre eyes, and tried to look sensible, in the which, as may be supposed, he succeeded not at all. " Oh, woman 1 lovely woman !" cried he, in his shrill treble; and thereupon hugged Ralph so closely in his arms, that both of them came tumbling to the ground together. " Odds m}"" life, this fooling will be the death of me," exclaimed the mercer, his fat sides shaking with laughter ; and then the two again essayed to raise the tipsy scrivener. " Spare my money, and lake ray life," drawled out he, as he arrived at his perpendicular. ♦' Thy money's safe, I'll be bound for it ; and as for thy life, 'tis the safer of tlie two, for it be not worth the taking." And then the mirth of Geoffrey Sarsnet burst out as loud as ever. "Oh, my gold ! my gold !" cried the old miser, knocking his hands together, and looking marvellously helpless and piti- ful, as, supported by the arms of Ralph Goshawk round his waist, he dragged himself along. The young haberdasher accompanying him with a monstrous dignified slow march, and looking as tenderly on his charge, as if he had been some delicate princess ; and the jolly mercer, following with the light, ever and anon breaking out in his customary laugh. 170 SHAKSPEARE *' Gently with him !" exclaimed he. ** Hold him up, or he will slip down nfrain, ami mayhap hurl his foofs head." 'sSiop, let me put on his hat — and here's liiine. Now, let me ope the door: and if ihou meet any of the watch, say it be an honest friend of mine, and they will molest ihee not; for I be in good odour wiili Master Constable, and have treat- ed many of his brethren with a tankard. Good night to ihee, old bov ; and, pry thee, keep thy body up if thou canst. Good night, Ralph r' The young haberdasher no sooner heard the words that had just been ushered, than holding his charge firmly with one arm, he struck out the other, and replied, "Thus Rhada- manthus spoke — " " Hang Rhadamanlhus and thee too !" cried the other, as he banged ihe street door in his face : and what Rhadaman- lhus spoke remaineth to this day a mystery. The jolly mer- cer, like a careful ciiizen, fastened the door, and saw that all things were safe in his house ; and then went he up stairs to bed, singing very merrily — ** Full oft to the great have I held my prate ; But when I have had good ale enow, I be not afeard to wag- my beard With any woman's son, be he high or low.'* CHAPTER XII. Since Fortune's will is now so bent To plague me thus, poor man \ I must myself therewith content. And hear it as I can. Sir Thomas Wyatt. Happy is he that liveth in such a sort ; He need not fear the tongues of false report. Loni) SuunEY. What comfort have we now ? By Heaven, I'll hate him everlastingly That bids me be of comfort any more. SUAKSPEAIIE. There was a goodly company in the parlour of mine host of the 8hip at Chatham, whereof most of them seemed to be seafaring men from the vessels lying in harbour, shipwrights AND ins FRIENDS. 177 of the town, and the like. Some were a playing at shove- groat; others leaning out of the open bow-window watching the ships. Here one was upon a bencli as fast as a cliurch, — there another a nodding his head over the table, as if he would speedily follow his neighbour's example; many were a drink- ing, and some few discoursing very soberly; whilst ever and anon mine host (a very tapsier-looking varlet, with a right rosy facy and a short plump body) came in and out, serving of his customers with a tankard or so, and having something to say to all, " Pryihee, tell me what ship be that, Simon Mainsail?" inquired a stout handicraftsman of some sort, to a weather- beaten old mariner with a scarred face, who stood by him at the window. " Which ship, messmate?" asked the other. " Oh ! be that she squaring her yards ?" observed the mari- ner inquiringly. •' Nay, I know not if she be squaring of her yards or her inches," replied the handicraftsman ; "but it seemelh to me that she be just come to an anchor." " ^J'hat be the craft, ey ?" answered his companion. " 'Tis a pinnace of my Lord Admiral's, called the Disdain, and many a time and oft have I been afloat in her. She sailelh well enough afore the wind — ay, my heart ! as bravely as a witch in a sieve ; but she wears heavily in some weathers. I was in her off the Lizard, when we first had sight of the Spanish armada, and Captain Jonas Bradbury was her captain — a right gallant gentleman, and a skilful. Well, when my Lord Ad- miral had allowed the villain Spaniards, with all their host of big ships, amounting to 160 sail, to pass him by as they did, swaggering it along like very bullies as they were, we in the Disdain were sent to challeno-e them to the fight, at the which we lost no time, for we straight bore down upon the nearest, and discharged our ordnance at her. Then up came my Lord Admiral, in liie ark Royal, giving to the first galleon of the enemy such a broadside as made her shiver in all her timbers. Close at his stern came Drake, in the Revenge, Sir Joha Hawkins in the Victory, and Sir Martin Frobisher in the Triumph, which last was the biggest of all our ships, and they soon began to fire away like mad Other of our craft followed, and they of the armada, after a while, liked not our salutations, I promise you ; for they that were nighest to us bore away as if Old Clooty was at their heels ; but not before 178 SHAKSPEARE we had done them great damagement, burnt one of their largest ships, and took another, in the which we found ri5,000 ducats, whereof I spent my share (for it was all divided amongst the sailors) in drinking confusion to all villain Spa- niards." " That was a proud time for old England," remarked a bystander. " Proud time!" exclaimed Simon Mainsail. " 'Slife, mess- mate ! I never think on't but I feel as if I were head and shoulders taller." " Here be a brimming tankard, my masters !" cried mine host, as he set a filled jug before two youths, who appeared by their looks to be but simple apprentices. " I doubt not 'twill warm your young hearts famously. 'Tis mild as milk, and soft as silk ; and as good as can be drunk by ar-y no- bleman in the land. But the money, my masters, the money !" " How much be the cost of it ?" asked one, very inno- cently. " Why, to such noble young gentlemen I must say a groat ; though I would not let those of meaner quality have it under threepence, I promise you." Thereat he nudged a bystander at the elbow. " I thank you, kindly, good sir," replied the youth ; and then in a whisper added lo his companion, " Tim, hast got twopence? — for no more than that have I." " I have it to a farthing," said the other ; and thereupon handed him the amount, which with his own he placed in the hands of mine host. " I think you will find it right," observed the apprentice, as he noticed the tapster begin counting of it. " One penny — two — three — a halfpenny and two farthings is it exactly, and thank your worship," replied mine liost, with a monstrous serious countenance, whilst all in the room could scarce refrain from a laugh. "Will you take a drink with us, good sir?" asked Tim, modestly. " That will I, and thank your honour," answered mine host, raising the untasted jug to his mouth. " So, your worships' very good health !" " I thank you," said both at the same time. The two ap- prentices now watched the tapster, very curiously, as they saw his head gradually fall back as he was a drinking of AND HIS FRIENDS. 179 their liquor, and liis stomach poke out as much, till he put down the tankard. " Why, he's drank it all !" exclaimed one, opening his eyes with astonishment, as soon as he discovered the vessel was empty ; at the which announcement the jaw of the other fell prodigiously, and all the company burst out into a roar of laughter. " Your worship was good enough to ask me to take a drink, and methinks I have done your bidding famously," said mine host ; and without ever a word more, he walked straight from the room as if he had done nothing out of the common, leaving every one a laughing more than ever, and the two youths looking at each other as foolish as you please. The latter seemed as if they knew not whether to go or to stay. Without doubt they were monstrously ashamed, and would have given their ears never to have entered into a place, whereof, it is on the face of it, they had had so little experience ; but whilst they were a reddening and fidgeting about, and making up a resolution to take to their heels, in comes mine host with a full tankard, as if for another cus- tomer, and with such an exceeding comic face, that at the sight of it the company laughed louder than at first. ♦' Here be a somewhat larger tankard than the one I brought you in awhile since," said the tapster, as he placed the vessel before the astonished youths. " But the liquor hath been drawn from the same tap, I'll warrant it. 'Tis in exchange for that I have swallowed. Drink, and make your hearts merry, my masters. But let me give you this piece of advice, which you will, I doubt not, find of some profit to follow. Never ask another to drink with you till you have first gauged his stomach to see what he will hold." " I'll gauge him without fail, depend on"t, good sir," ex- claimed Tim, in an excellent cheerful humour ; and then all in the room expressed their delight at mine host's conceit, and many did order fresh tankards they were so well pleased with the handsome way in which he had made amends to the simple apprentices for the trick he had played upon them. " That be so like thee, Ephraim Spigot," observed one merrily. " That be a sure thing," replied he, after the same fashion. " For of all my family I be reckoned most like myself" Thereat there was a laugh of course ; and he took himself out in the midst of it. 180 SHAKSPEARE " Knowest thou where that vessel hath been 3" inquired the handicraftsman of his neighbour. " I did hear she sailed to bring back Sir Walter Raleigh," replied Simon Mainsail. "What, he that went from here on the late expedition?'* asked his companion. *' Ay, messmate, the same," said the mariner. " It hath been said that he be in disgrace at court, for that he will not splice himself unto a gentlewoman of the queen's choosing," observed another seafaring man. " Now, I heard from my gammer," said an artificer ; " and my gammer got it from her gossip, and her gossip had it from a cousin of hers, who is a serving-man to some person of vi^orship in London, that this Sir Walter Raleigh hath fallen out with the great Earl of Essex, and that they were nigh coming to blows before the queen's majesty, the which put her into so monstrous a fret, that she straightway for- bid them her presence." " 'Tis said that this Raleigh be a famous conceited fellow,'* remarked another, " and spendeth as much on his back as would clothe a whole county." " What dreadful extravagance !" exclaimed the handi- craftsman ; " why cannot he be content with a jerkin of a moderate price, such as might become any honest man, and give the rest to the poor ]" " Why, messmate, thus runs the log," replied the old mariner, hitching up his slops ; " if so be he be ordered to dress his vessel after one fashion, he must needs do it, or be put in the bilboes for a mutineer. Mayhap he hath had signals from his admiral to have his rigging smarter than ordinary ; and like a good seaman, he hath obeyed orders. As for his hanging astern at court, for not consorting with such as his betters choose for him, I have seen none that have taken soundings there, therefore have I no chart to go by to lead me to the truth ; and whether he have come to an engagement with Lord Essex, know I as little ; but let him have sailed on either tack, or for the matter of that, on both, I see nothing in it discreditable to his seamanship." " I heard from a very honest intelligencer that he was to be fetched back from his command, in huge disgrace," ob- served one of the artificers. " Mayhap," replied Simon Mainsail ; •' the very best man that walks a plank can't aJways have fair weather with his AND HIS FRIENDS. 181 officers, albeit he have no fault in him ; — for on one watch they shall be in this humour, and the next in one that is clean contrary. 'Slife ! it be the difRcultest thing that is for a fellow to warp out o'harbour without meeting with a squall from some of 'em. As for Sir Walter Raleigh, 'tis like enough I be as familiar with his trim and seaworthiness as any, seeing that I served as gunner under him in Drake and Norris's expedition to the Groyne, in the year eighty-nine; and I can say this much, that never met I a more proper commander. He be none of your thundering great ships that bear down upon us smaller craft, as if they would swamp every mother's son of us ; but he hath often and often crept up along side of me, and spoke about gunnery and such matters with as much cunning as if he had been at load and fire all his life. And as for his spirit, — after we landed in the Bay of Ferrol, I saw him bear up among the Spaniards at Puente de Burgos, after a fashion that remind- ed me only of that right gallant officer his kinsman, Sir Richard Grenville." *' And what did he, neighbour V asked the handicraftsman. "What did he, messmate?" replied the veteran,— " why he did the gallantest thing that ever was known on the high seas. You shall hear, for it be marvellously worth the tell- ing. You see there was a fleet sent out in the year ninety- one, under the command of Lord Thomas Howard, consist- ing of six ships royal, six victuallers, and a few pinnaces, whereof Sir Richard Grenville was vice-admiral, in the RevengiR^. in the which I had gone on board as master gunner ; and this expedition, like unto the one that sailed from here awhile ago with Sir Walter Raleigh, had for its object the surprising of the Plate fleet, belonging to the villain Spaniards, as it rendezvoused at the Azores, coming from America. Somehow or another, the pestilent knaves, the enemy, had wind of it, and they sent a fleet of fifty-three of their biggest ships of war to act as convoy ; of the which we knowing nothing, were quietly taking in water at Flores, when down they came upon us. All hurried on board to weigh anchor and escape, as there was no fighting against such odds. But Sir Richard Grenville, having seen every one of his men embark, was the last to leave the shore; and by this necessary delay the Revenge was left alone. He seeing that there was no hope of recovering the wind, knew nothing was possible but to cut" his mainsail, tack about, and VOL. I. 16 182 6HAKSPEARE be off witli what speed he might, or stay and fight with all that could come up with him : but though the enemy had surrounded his ship in such a way as to leave him little chance of escape, and though ninety of his men were on the sick list, and only a hundred able for duty, he was not the fellow to turn from a parcel of villain Spaniards; so he had every thing prepared for action, and bore down to force a squadron that stood on his weather bow. " There, my messmates, was a sight to see," continued the old mariner, his honest weather-beaten face glowing at his own narration ; " one ship attacking a whole squadron ! And the gallant Grenville was nigh being as successful as his great heart merited ; for divers of the villain Spaniards springing their loof, fell under his lee ; but a cursed big gal- leon of fifteen hundred tons gained the wind, and bearing dow^n on the Revenge, did so becalm her sails that neither could she make way or obey the helm. You may have a notion, messmates, of what sort of a customer this galleori was like to be, when I tell you that she carried three tier of guns on each side, and discharged eight forej'ight from her chase, besides those of her stern ports. Well, as ill luck would have it, whilst we were peppering away at this mon- ster in such sort as soon made her glad to sheer off, two of the like kind boarded us on the starboard, and two on the larboard ; but we minded 'em not a wjjit ; nay, we beat 'em off, one after another, big as they were, till we had fought some sixteen of them for the space of fifteen hours; two of which we sunk and two made complete wrecks, and the rest we haridled pretty rudely, I promise you. "But how fared we all this time, my messmates'? Scarce one of us escaped — forty as brave fellows as ever trod a deck were sent aloft, where 'tis to be hoped they'll be well cared for; and of the rest scarce any were left without something to show of the sort of employment they had been at. I got this slash across my figure head, with a bullet through my starboard fin, and another near the main hatch- way ; all along of those villain Spaniards. Sir Richard, who had not left the upper deck for eight hours after he was first wounded, which was in the early part of the action, was then shot through the bulwarks ; and as they were repairing the damage, he received another bullet, and saw the doctor regularly capsized alongside of him. But the Revenge was treated worse than all ; for when the morning broke she was AND HIS FRIENDS. 183 nothing but a naked hull ; having received as many as eight hundred shot of great artillery, which those bullies of gal- leons had fired into her, wiiereof some were under w*ater : her masts were beat overboard — her tackle split to ribands — her upper works levelled to the water's edge ; and she was altogether in so pitiful a condition that she moved only with the motion of the billows. " For all that, my messmates, Sir Richard wasn't fur striking his flag; but proposed to sink the ship rather than fall into the hands of such notorious villains, in the which he was seconded by myself and some few of the crew; but the rest not being of the like spirit, compelled him to surrender; and this, methinks, rather than his wounds, caused him to die soon after." '* There went a noble heart !" cried one of the seafaring men. " In truth, he was a gallant gentleman," said the handi- craftsman ; and others made like ejaculations, for all had lis- tened with exceeding interest to the old man's stirring account of the figlu. " But how got you out of their clutches, Simon Mainsail?" asked one ; ♦' and how did they behave to you ?" •' 'Slife ! they used me like a dog, messmate," replied the veteran, in a monstrous indignation; " my wounds were most infamously handled ; and how I recovered under such barba- rous ireatmenl is a marvel to me. But we were all served alike, clapped in irons', and treated with mouldy biscuit and bilge water, till we came to an anchor at Cadiz, when we were paraded ihrough the streets, accompanied by shoals of papist priests, soldiers, and a bloodthirsty mob, yelling at the sight of us, as if they had reason to boast of their victory. It was given out that we were to be hanged, which sent some of us on our beam ends at the thought of it ; but 1 told 'em not to despair, and set them up to a thing which made them put their helms up in a presently. You must know, messmates, that these Sp-.miards hale us for not caring a breath of wind for iheir images, relics, and such like Popish abominations, and curse us in their hearts for heretics : but the priests are mightily pleased at the thouuht of converting a protestant, as they look upon it as a sort of victory. So we got one of our crew who understood their palter, to say we would fain change our religion : thereupon came father this and father t'other, who preached to us by the hour, and very easily per- 184 SHAKSPEARE suaded oiir whole company to cross ourselves, to kiss this image and the other image, and assent to whatever they di- rected. Then, seeing us such good Catholics, we were taken out of our chains — our victuals became of a better sort, and they kept not so sharp an eye on us as tliey did. The end of all this was, one night we broke out of prison very quietly, got into some boats that were high and dry on the beach, — with them boarded a ketch that lay at anchor in the bay, and having found the crew asleep, took possession of her without a blow, and in the morning we were far out at sea, better protestants than ever, making for Old England, with a whole crew of villain Spaniards our prisoners." *' I'faith that was well done !" exclaimed one, in the which all seemed to assent, especially the apprentices, who, having finished their tankard, had grown bold enough to express their approval of the old mariner's conduct. " I should like to beat a Spaniard hugely," said Tim to the other, very bravely. " Suppose he stand upon his weapon and will not be beat of thee — what then ?" asked his companion. *' Why a — " observed Tim, somewliat as it were in a sort of hesitation — " I would e'en tell him go hang for a knave, and let him go." " Walk in, my masters — walk in, I pray you !" cried out mine host as he ushered into the room too serving-men, who looked by the dust on their jerkins and long boots, that they liad come of a journey. " There be room enough and to spare, I warrant you : and if so be you are as dry as are the roads, doubtless you will be all the better for a wetting." *' What sayest thou, Diggory, shall we have a tankard ?" asked one of the other, as they swaggered themselves into a seal. " Ay, Peter, let it be a tankard," replied Diggory. *' That you shall have, and of the best," said Ephraim Spi- got, " and 'tis to be hoped, 'twill enable you to drink away your drought, and draught away your drink." And away went the portly tapster, with a loud chuckle at his own con- ceit. *' Doth that fellow laugh at us ?" said Peler, with exceed- ing fierceness. '• Nay, and by goles I'll rap him over the pate an' he do." " Prythee do not," said his companion urgently, " for re- memberest thou what Sir Nicholas Throckmorton said — AND HIS FRIENDS. 185 * Mention my name on no account, and of all things keep out of brawls.'" " Ha, so said lie sure enough, Diggory," replied the other, •• I mind it well, and will be as close upon this business as if 1 knew it not. Nay, if there be any so daring as to say I be Sir Nic!iolas Throckmorton's serving-man, I'll swear he lies in his throat, and slit his weasan for him." *• Dost think Slcplien Shortcake will be long, Peter ?" asked Gregory. " Indeed, I cannot say," responded he sharply. ♦• To tell thee the irutli, Disrgory, I like him not ; for when I wanted to cut off that impudent varlel's ear^, that did seem to dog us so as we came along, he woidd on no account let it be: and did give me a rating for seeking to endanger the reputation of our mistress by my quarrelsomeness. 'Slife, I take him to be a very precise fellow, Diggory." " Here you are, my masters !" cried mine host, bringing in the liquor and setting it before his customers; "and never tasted you better sluO", I'll be bound for it." " Our master, Sir Nicholas Throckmorton, hath better liq Hang thee, Diggory, what dost tread on my toes for !" exclaimed Peter cutting himself short in the middle of his speech, and making an exceeding wry face. " Here's the money, good sir," said Diggory in a civil manner to his host, " and doubt I not the excellency of your liquor, believe me." " I'll believe any one who pays without being asked for his reckoning," replied Ephraim Spigot with a knowing look ; and thereupon proceeded out of the room. " I marvel at thee, Peter," exclaimed the other, immediately mine host had turned his back, " thou wouldst have begun thy brawling had I not slopped thee." " 'Slife ! and sliall a paltry tapster have better ale than our master ?" cried Peter indignantly. " By goles, I could out with my tool and beat the knave into shavings." *' Prythee be quiet, and take a drink," said Diggory. " Well, here's to thee, and confusion to all beggarly knaves that cannot fight their way," replied his companion, taking a liearty swill at the tankard. '• How look the roads my master ?" exclaimed an honest looking yeoman in the next corner. *' Why, but indifferently, good sir," responded Diggory, with a like civility. " Indeed, I may say that ever since I 16* 186 SIIAKSPEARE left the lioiise of my master, Sir Nicholas Tlirock Hang thee, Peter, wiiat dosl pincli me so for ?" crioii he, turning sharp upon the otlier. *' 'Slii'e, man, thou wert a saying Sir Nicholas Throckmor- ton's name, which be against the law," said Peter in a whis- per, which was overheard by every one in the room. " Thou didst right to interrupt me then," replied Diggory. *' But prylhee don't pincii quite so hard again," and then he took a jiearty swill at the tankard. " All that be not seafaring men be cowards 1" cried out a drunken boatswain, as he woke up from his sleep on the bench. " Thou liest, dog !" shouted Peter, drawing out his rapier, *' I be no seafaring man, yet will I prove myself valiant upon thy villanous body." " Have at thee, then !" exclaimed the seaman, endeavour- ing to stand up and draw his weapon. *' Peter! Peter!" cried Diggory, beating his fist against the other's back to make him attend. " Rememberest thou the law ? Peter, I say, thou knnwest there must be no brawling. Put up thy weapon, Peter, I prythee !" '* For shame upon you, my masters !" exclaimed Simon Mainsail, running in between the combatants, and assisting with others to make them desist of tiieir intended violence ; whilst the two apprentices, like prudent youths, as soon as they saw there was like to be a fighting with swords, took to their heels. "No brawling, 1 pray you, my masters!" exclaimed mine host, rushing into the room as if with a fear of mischief. " Make not an honest man's house a place for the shedding of blood," cried the handicraftsman. " Hang him, villain !" shouted Peter, endeavouring to get at his opponent, who was held from him by the bystanders. *' Shall he call me a coward because I be no seafaring man ? He lies in his throat ! By goles, Pll cut off his ears for't !" " Peter ! Peter, 1 say !" cried Diggory, pulling and thump- ing him with all his might. " 'Slife ! man, dost want to pound my back to powder !" bawled out Peter to his companion. *' I will let out my valour upon him. Pll cut him over his knave's pate at least. Nay, our master. Sir Nicholas Throck" " Put up thy weapon, varlet, this instant!" angrilyj exclaim- ed Stephen Shortcake as he entered the room and seized his AND HIS FRIENDS. 187 uplifted arm. " How darest ihou draw upon any man ? Werl not expressly forbid to brawl and to meiiiion names? and 1 leave lliee only for a short space, and find ihee a doing of both. Up with thy weapon, or thou shall rue it." Peter slowly and somewhat reluctantly put away his rapier, and the friends of the seafaring man huiried him out of the room. " O' my life thou art the most pestilent knave that lives," cried the old butler to the pugnacious serving-man. " Thou art like to bring us all into trouble by thy villanous quarrel- someness. What need hadst thou with a drawn weapon in thy hand ; nay, I marvel hugely that thou shouldst be allowed a weapon at all." " He did say that all were cowards except seafaring men," replied Peter doggedly, " and 1 could not stand by and dis- grace our master by stomaching it." "Thou hast disgraced thy master as it is," said Stephen Shortcake, looking very wrath at him. " But see that thou offend not again, or it shall go hard with thee. And 1 am ashamed of thee, Diggory, that thou shouldst have stood by and hindered him not," turning sharp round upon the other. '' Nay, I do assure you, I did essay all means to withhold him from it," answered Diggory. *'I did remind him that our master, Sir Nicholas — Oh !" " Hang thee, thou babbling knave !" cried the enraged old man, as he seized the uncautious Diggory by the ear ; " is this the way thou obeyest thy master's orders ? O' my life, I know not which is the most pestilent villain of the two. Now I charge iliee stay here till 1 return ; and if there be any more prating, or the least stir to a brawl, at thy peril be it." So saying, Stephen Shortcake took himself out of the room, leaving the two serving-men mightily intent upon their best behaviour, and the rest of the company in a famous marvelling at the strangeness of their conduct. He then proceeded up a winding flight of stairs to the first landing, where there was a door, at the which he knocked, and being bid come in, he did enter accordingly. " Well, good Stephen, what news have you ?" inquired the beautiful youncr wife of Sir Waller Raleigh, who sat leaning on her arm looking out of the casement, attired as if she had but just come oflf a journey. "Indeed, sweet mistress, I have very comfortable news," replied the old butler respectfully. " 1 did make inquiries of 188 SHAKSPEARE divers worsliipful captains and men of the sea, and some have told me thai they know for certain that my honoured master is on board a vessel lliat hath but lately come in." '* 'Tis comfortable news indeed, Stephen," said Dame Elizabeth, brightening up exceedingly. " But how looks he ? Doth he ail any thing ? Hath he prospered in his voy- age ? When shall I see him?" she then eagerly inquired. " Of his looks I could learn but little," answered Stephen Shortcake. " Seeing that I have mel with none that have had speech of him since he left here; and of his voyage I know no more, for tiiere were none who were inftjrmed of it. And as for when you shall see him, sweet mistress ! me- thinks 'twill not be long first, as I did lose no time in des- patching a trusty boatman with your note, who halh promised me to use all speed, and to give it into Sir Walter's own hand." '* Thanks, good Stephen !" exclaimed she. " I am glad the information I received that he was spoke with off the coast, hath proved correct; for the rest, I doubt not, I shall have it from himself. But get you some refreshmont, good Stephen, for you have had a hard ride, and doubtless do re- quire something." " Nay, if it please you, I would rather be a getting of some dainty for yourself," observed the old man. " For you have scarce tasted bit or sup since we left Aldgate." " I have no heart for any thing till I see Sir Walter," re- plied the affectionate woman. " But I thank you for your painstaking ; and do insist upon it, you presently procure for yourself whatever proper thing the house affords." " I thank you heartily, sweet mistress !" exclaimed he, "and will haste to do your gracious bidding." When Stephen Shortcake had left the room, Dame Eliza- beth turned again to the casement, and gazed among the vessels as if with a hope of finding out the ship in which was her beloved husband. All at once she did behold a boat putting oflf from one, upon which she kept her eyes, as it made for the shore, pleasing herself with the fancy, that therein might be him she most wished to see. She could just discern two persons (besides the boatman), one of whom, as far as she could make out in the distance, looked the taller and nobler of the two, "'Tis he!" she exclaimed joyfully, as she thought she recognised his figure ; and then added, pressing her hands over her throbbing breast, " be still, my heart !" AND HIS FRIENDS. 189 In a few minutes there could be but little doubt of it — for the one she had observed, as if noticing her at the casement, did suddenly stand up in the boat and whirl his hat round and round his head ; whereupon, she took her kerchief and waved it in the air ; — her heart all the whilst seemingly be- ing in as great a flutter. Then it was seen, as they made the land, that the two were Sir Walter Raleigh and iMastcr Francis. She watched them very earnestly as they neared the house, and when she lost sight of them she rose from the casement — then sat herself down again, — while her heart seemed so to beat, and her countenance became so pale and agitated she scarce knew what to do; and when Sir Wal- ter's quick step was heard upon the stairs, she could only stand by catching fast hold of the arm of the chair, the which she had not let go till she found herself ,within the embrace of her loving husband. *' After all said and done, dear Bess," said Sir Walter Raleigh, when they had exchanged their affectionate greet- ings, " I think we shall live as pleasant a life of. it as heart can desire." " I hope so, dear Walter," replied his beautiful young wife, " yet I have had my doubts. There have been rumours afloat to your disadvantage, which have given me infinite uneasiness, and I oft times thought that our marriage had come to the queen's ears, and she in consequence thereof, had resolved on your disgrace. Indeed it made me exceed- ing sore of heart." " Tush, girl, care not for it !" exclaimed Raleigh. " I did hear of its being whispered before I left here, and thereat did write Cecil an ambiguous letter which, methinks, should by this time have put an end to all rumours. I know not why it is, yet have I been marvellously ill used in the matter of this expedition, for the queen kept not her faith with me, and hath put me to a sore trial of my patience. But I doubt not the great success that hath attended this adventure, will not only create in her majesty a desire to make me amends for what unkind things 1 have endured, but will win her pardon for having married without her approval." "Hast had great success, Walter?" inquired Dame Eliza- beth anxiously. "Ay, that we have, sweet Bess," he replied. " 'Tis true I have most unjustly been called from my comm.and, but be- fore I left the fleet I gave orders that one half of it, with one 190 SHAKSPEARE of the queen's ships under the command of Sir John Burgh, should cruise off the coast of Spain, while Sir Martin Fro- bisher, with the rest, should lay in wait off the Azores ; for 1 had great expectation that there we should have the good hap to intercept the Plate fleet. Weil, I have so long been kept back by contrary winds, that as 1 entered this port, I was overtook by a fast-sailing vessel, that hath assured me on credible authority, that Frobisher's squadron fell in with the Indian ships as I expected; and hath taken a carrack of the burthen of 1600 tons, valued at half a million sterling — which most assuredly, is the largest and richest prize ever had from the enemy." " Indeed that doth give me exceeding comfort," cried she very joyfully. " I doubt 'twill be the best recommendation to the queen I have been able to show this many a day," added Sir Walter. " I do think, myself, it cometh most opportunely," observed his devoted wife. " It hath put to flight all my foolish fears, and methinks I can allow myself now to hope that all will soon be well. We will then be so happy — so very happy, won't we dear W^alter 1" " Ay, dearest, without a doubt," he replied. " Open, in the queen's name !" shouted out the voice of one who beat the door rudely. " Ah !" screamed Dame Elizabeth, starting from the fond embrace of her husband, and trembling in every limb. " Hush, Bess, 'tis nothing," said Sir Walter in an encou- ]'aging tone, and went to open the door. " Ha, Sir George Carew, right welcome !" he added, as he noticed who it was that disturbed them ; and then one of a military appearance, and somewhat serious countenance, walked into the room with his rapier drawn. " I am sorry that I am come of so unwelcome an errand," said he. " But I have the queen's commandment to arrest you. Sir Walter Raleigh, and you, Mistress Elizabeth, and convey you prisoners to the Tower." " Ah, I vt'as afraid of this — I have ruined thee," exclaimed Dame Elizabeth in a piteous accent, as she fell sobbing on his shoulder. " Bess !" cried Sir Walter in a grave voice, as he lifted her from him, and looked reprovingly in her face. " Remem- ber, that thou art my wife !" No sooner had these words been spoken than the beautiful AND HI3 FRIENDS. 191 woman, as if with a sudden effort to conquer her feelings, cast back her head proudly ; and walking with a truly ma- jestic carriage up to Sir George Carew, said in a firm voice, ♦* 1 am ready, Sir." CHAPTER XIIL Other sins only speak, murder shrieks out. The elements of water moisten the earth, But blood flies upwards and bedews the lieavens. Weijstek. This yellow slave Will knit and break religion ; bless the accursed ; Make the hoar leprosy adored ! place thieves. And give them title, knee, and approbation, AVith senators on the bench. Shaksprare. There is the murderer, for ever stabbed — Yet can he never die. Ford. The miser of St. Mary Axe sat in a worm-eaten arm- chair, in a narrow chamber, of comfortless and mean ap- pearance, before a table on which were sundry parcels wrapt up in dirty bits of rag, and a pair of small scales ; and he was engaged in counting out a store of gold pieces from an old stocking. His face looked somewhat sickly, and his eyes yellowish ; and his hands shook much as he handled his treasures. There was a window in the room, but it was so covered with dirt, and the broken panes so pasted over with parchm.ent, that it gave only sufficient light to discern the squalidness and filth of the place, one or two broken chairs, a rickety table, some bundles of papers co- vered with dust, a great chest, with a padlock, that stood open behind him, and himself^the owner of all. Beside his usual dress, which never varied, be had on his spectacles, with which he carefully scrutinised every coin, and weighed some; now and then giving quick suspicious glances around the room, and starting fearfully at every little noise. It is not to be supposed that he held his peace, for he did talk continually, as if for company ; and on divers subjects, much at the same time, like unto one whose mind wandered some- what. 192 SKAKSPEARE "Forty-nine — fifty," said he closely examining the last piece he had taken from the stocking. " Methinks this be exceeding light. It hath been clipped, doubtless. Mayhap it hath been in the hands of some vile Jew 1 No matter — it must with the rest. Alack ! how my head do ache ! Fifty- one — fifty-two. What a dolt have I been to drink so much of his villanous ale, knowing that it doth ever get into my pate! Fifty-three — fifty-four. That Geoffrey Sarsnet be a most ungodly varlet — he liketh not the hundreth psalm ! Fifty-five — Fifty-six. Ha I this has a crack in it, sure enough. And that he be a knave there can be no question, seeing how he entertained my proposal of marrying Joanna ; and doth allow her to retain the many costly things she has tricked me of Fifty this be rather of a dull colour. Certes, I have had a good escape from that seductive Jezebel. Fifty- seven — fifty-eight. But she hath most shamefully cozened me. I am glad I am quit of her. Fifty-nine — here be as clean a face as if 'twas fresh from the mint. Oh, that I could make her give up that which she hath robbed me of! Sixt Ha ! — what noise be that ]" The old miser looked about him very earnestly, and lis- tened in a great tremble — for some sort of noise was heard. " It be the wind, doubtless," continued he, " for it doth at times make great disturbances. Sixty-one — sixty-two. I marvel what hath become of my pestilent nephew ; but I am hugely delighted that he hath taken himself off. I did think he had robbed me, knowing he be a most dishonest caitiff — as instance the excellent candle-ends he stole of me ; but I have searched, and missed nothing. Sixty-three — surely this piece be not good — it hath such a marvellous copper look with it. — If any one were to give him a knock on his knave's pate now, then should I be rid of all fear. But it be the right weight to a hair. Sixty-four — sixty-five. He hath been monstrously urgent concerning of his father, yet hath he got nothing of the truth from me, for all his blustering. Sixty-six. 'Twould be most unnatural were one of my years unable to deceive such a boy as that. Sixty-seven — sixty-eight. He doth not like the hundredth psalm, the re- probate ! and as for her, she be the impudentest baggage that lives. I would I could get back what she hath so infa- mously cozened of me ! Sixty-nine — seventy. That be just right ;" he added, as he proceeded to put his store of gold back by handfuls into the old stocking ; and whilst he did so his eyes seemed to glisten with exceeding gratification. AND HIS FRIENDS. 193 " 'Tis well I married not that vilJanous jade — a murrain on her I" exclaimed he, " Else the infinite pleasure I find in such brave sight as this, should I not know for long ; for all would go to satisfy her prodigal humours. What a dolt was I to let her have of me such store of costly things ; and he such an ungodly wretch as not to like the hundredth psalm ! My head doth seem to split of this aching. Oh, 'tis an exquisite fine sight to see so much lovely gold!" " ""Tis an exquisite fine sight, indeed !" said a gruff voice, at his elbow. " Mur — mur — mur — mur — murder !" screamed Gregory Vellum, as loud as his fright would allow, and letting drop some of the gold upon noticing two fierce-looking men standing over him, regarding his treasures with eyes kindling with excessive covetousness. " Take that for thy bawling !" exclaimed one, hitting him sharp over the pate with the pommel of his dagger, "and if thou brealhest but a sound loud enough to be heard within a yard of thee, I'll slit thy weasan the same minute." " Nay, what be the use of sparing such an old hunks," observed the other, who looked the most desperate cut-throat of the two. " Let me give him a dig in the ribs, 'twill do his business for him, I'll warrant." " 'Sblood ! be not such a fool, Tony," replied the other, sharply. " He hath more hoards than what we see ; and how shall we find 'em, if we make him not point 'em out to us ?" *' True, Jack?" responded the other. "So let's bind him whilst we secure the prog around, ihen will we make liim tell where lieth the rest." Then these villains bound the miser, with cords, to the chair on which he sal ; he, too frightened either to move or speak, made no noise, save that of his teeth chattering together, and rolling of his eyes (from which the spectacles had fallen,) with extreme fear, as he turned his looks from one to the other. " 'Slife ! this be a proper windfall, Tony !" cried he that was called Jack, as he proceeded to pour into his hat the con- tents of the stocking. " But I did tell thee the old miser was a bird worth the plucking." " So thou didst, bully rook !" answered Tony. " But let us count all the coin into thy hat, that we may the easier di- vide it." " That will uot I," replied the other, with a loud laugh. VOL. I. 17 194 SHAKSPEARE •♦ Find a stocking for thyself, man, and mayhap it shall fit thee as doth this me." *• What, shall we not share alike and be hanged to thee?'* asked Tony, fiercely, as he undid one of the parcels done up in a dirty rag. " Nay, I care not," he added, and instantly swept all the parcels into his hat. *' Each of these be full of Harry the Eighth's nobles." *' Nay, then, let us share, Tony," cried Jack, his forbid- ding visage now seeming disturbed at the other's greater good fortune, " 'iwas but a jest of mine." '* 'Sblood ! I care not, jest or no jest!'' responded Tony with a chuckle of satisfaction, as he poured out the contents of each dirty rag. " Keep to thy slocking — I'll keep to my rags." " Hang thee for a villain !" muttered the other, and then turning round, went straight to the open chest, the which see- ing, made the old miser utter a faint exclamation — a sort of wailing that denoted both terror and despair. " 'Slife ! art weary of thy life ?" exclaimed Jack, threaten- ing the trembling scrivener with his drawn dagger, which he held as if about to plunge into the old man's side, and giving him a look which seemed to make his very blood turn cold within him. " Here be the best prize of all !" cried Jack, as he began searching of llie chest. "Ha! what hast got?" inquired Tony, hastening to the side of his companion. *' I'faiih, Jack, this be a prize in- deed I" continued he, as following the other's example, he eagerly commenced bawling out of the chest divers pieces of rich silver plate, such as candlesticks, tankards, drinking cups, plates, and the like, whereof eacli appropriated as much as he could lay his hands on ; yet seemed he to grumble much at whatever his associate did get into his possession. The spi- rit of avarice was at work in the hearts of both, and the great wealth each one found himself possessed of, only made him all the greedier to have more. " If this be not the making of us for life, I know not what filching means," observed one, with his eyes glowing with unlawful pleasure at the costliness of the spoil he was making his own. " We will turn honest upon the strength of it," said the other, equally busy at his work. "We will buy us some place of lordship, in the country, and swagger it as bravely as any knight of the shire." AND HIS FRIENDS. 195 " And why not become parliament men ?" asked tlie first. *' They that have been knights of the post will make better knights of the sliiie than any, seeing that they be marvellous skilful in fingering the people's money." " Ha ! ha ! — that be true enough," exclaimed his com- panion. " So knights of the shire we must needs become; and then will we have a law made that rogues shall be pro- tected in their calling till they turn honest." " Oh '" groaned Gregory Vellum in all a miser's agony, as he beheld his secret treasures passing away from his custody. "Ha! What, dost move? — dost breathe?" cried Jack, scowling at him so ferociously that it did set his teeth a chat- tering all the more. " 'Slife '.—let's finish him at once," said Tony. " Then will he tell no tales. Methinks we shall have enough to do to get away what we have found without seeking for more." "I tell thee we will pluck him bare first," replied the other ferociously. ♦* Such a prize comes not in our way oft, there- fore are we the more bound to make the most of it we can. For mine own part, I'll risk Tyburn rather than leave him so much as would keep his miserly old carcass for an hour." •' Well, hang him for a villain, I care not," observed his associate. " But what have we here ?" he added, as on put- ting his hand into a goblet he did bring out of it sundry gold rings, with precious stones therein. " Nay, I must have some of those !" cried Jack, making a snatch at them. " I'll see thee hanged ere I will let thee," replied Tony, quickly placing the goblet out of the other's reach. " 'Sblood ! — but I will be even with thee !" muttered his associate, regarding him with a threatening visage, which he seemed in no way to heed. " Tush ! — what care I !" said the other. " Find a goblet for thyself, and niijyhap thou shalt have good store of jewel- lery in it." " J^'^y greediness is properly punislied — for see ! here be something worth more than all the paltry rings." And, as he opened a jewel-case, he exhibited a cosily necklace of pearls set in fine gold. " I had mine eyes on that ere thou didst lay a finger on't," said Tony, exceedingly vexed that he had missed so fair a prize. " Tush ! what care I ?" replied Jack, in the very words his associate had used a moment since. 190 . SHAKSPEARE " Wilt let me have no share in't ?" asked the first staring on the jewel and then on the thief with eyes of devilish co- vetousness and malice. "Share in't!" exclaimed the other with a scornful laugh. " Not so much as would buy thee a rope to hang thyself with." *' Then take that !" cried Tony, thrusting his dagger at him. " What ! — wouldststab, villain ?" shouted Jack, starting up in a monstrous rage on finding himself wounded. " Then here's at thee." *' And that — and that!" continued his companion, repeating his blows, which the other tried to ward off. *' Murderous devil — I had thee there !" exclaimed the other, as he succeeded in digging his weapon into his opponent's shoulder ; and thereupon commenced the most sanguinary fight that ever was seen ; for the two villains, smarting with pain and rage, and driven on by extreme thirst for gain, did follow each other round and about the room, cutting furiously one at the other's flesh, with abundance of curses and execra- tions, — their looks all the while being more resembling those of fiends than of any thing human, and their bodies stream- ing with gore from their different wounds. Gregory Vellum, half dead with fright, stared upon the spectacle with eyes ready to start from his head ; his teeth chattered as if there was no keeping them quiet; and at every blow that was struck he gave a wince as if the weapon entered his own flesh. They passed him close several times, and one striking furiously at the other upon the moment, some blood did spirt over his face, at the which he seemed ready to give up the ghoet, he uttered so pitiful a scream. This might have brought on him more dreadful punishment from the two rob- bers ; yet were they so fired by their mutual hatred one of the other, and each so eager to destroy his associate, that nei- ther did take of him the slightest notice. All on a sudden, having dropped their daggers, they had got locked in each other's clutch, pulling here and pulling there, tearing at each other's hair, and giving blows with all their strength, when tumbling over something, both came to the ground together and began rolling over and over, swearing horribly, and striving to bite at each other's faces. Surely never were two such incarnate demons seen. There appeared to be nothing human of them, and the mutual deadliness of thek hatred was terrible to look upon. AND HIS FRIENDS. 197 " To hell with thee for a monstrous murderous villain as thou art :" cried Jack, who having recovered his weapon as he passed over it, had plunged it into Tony's breast as he lay upon him. Tiie other raised his head as if with one last effort, and fixed his teeth in the cheek of his murderer. " Ah !" screamed he in agony, letting his head fall with that of his companion. " Unclose thy villanous teeth !" Jack then stabbed the other several times whilst writhing above him with the pain, expecting to get free thereby; but he was in the gripe of the dead, and all his cutting and screaming availed him none at all. The torture he endured must have been fearful, for the perspiration run down over his face in a thick shower, as he sometimes was cursing dreadfully, sometimes making very pitiful moanings. At last, as if unable to bear it any longer, he thrust his dagger into the dead man's mouth, unlocked his jaws, and freed Ijis own lacerated face. " A murrain on thee, thou pestilent villain !" exclaimed the survivor, casting wrathful glances at his fallen comrade, " if thou hadst any life in thy treacherous body, I would hack thee into shreds for having so spoilt my face : but I have mauled thee beyond all hope, that's one comfort. 'Slife — how I do bleed I" he added, as he looked to his hurts, which were by no means slight or few, and did attempt to bandage them. " This dig in my side, methinks, hath an ugly look. Alack, what a thrice cursed knave hast thou been, Tony ! and a fool to boot. Not content with thine own gettings, thou didst covet mine ; and now I have all." " Oh I" groaned the old miser. " What ! dost attempt to give the alarm 1" cried out the robber. " Nay, then will I settle thee at once." He rose with his dagger in his hand, as if to put his threat into exe- cution, but his foot slipped in the blood that had dabbled the boards, and in falling he burst the bandage he had tied over his wound in the side, which began to bleed afresh. At this he renewed his execrations, and again essayed to stop the hemorrhage ; but he seemed to be getting weaker rapidly, his hands were exceeding unsteady, and his eyes appeared to swim in their sockets. " O, I be deadly sick !" he ex- claimed in a faint voice, as he supported himself on one hand, sitting on the floor ; thereat his head drooped on his shoulder, his arm gave way from under him ; and he fell smack upon his back with a loud groan. 17* 198 SHAKSPEARE Gregory Vellum liad watched tlie struggles of the sur- viving villain with mingled horror and fright — for a more ghastly object never presented itself to the eye — his face being so dreadfully disfigured and covered with dust and gore, from amid which the ferocious expression of his eyes glared upon the trembling scrivener, whenever he turned in that direction, in a manner so terrible, that it made him feci as if his heart was bursting in twain. Seeing him fall and lie motionless, he did think he was dead, the thought whereof gave him inexpressible comfort; but not liking the idea of being kept bound close to two dead men, he presently began to scream at the very top of his voice, hoping that some of the neighbours would come to his assistance. He had scarce done this, when the robber who had swooned raised himself, and fixed upon the miser a look so threatening and ghastly, that he presently drew in his breath, as if his last hour had come ; but he could in no manner draw away his gaze from the villain's horrible stare, and there he sat staring at him, with his teeth knocking against each other, and every limb a trembling like unto one in a mortal agony. Presently he heard some sort of a noise below stairs, at the which he gave a sudden gasp ; but the terrible eyes of the dying robber did then glare upon him so ghostlike, that he dared not make a sound, and felt that he could not if he dared. "Uncle! uncle! where are you?" he heard cried out to him, and though he recognised the voice of his nephew, whom a short time since he would not have cared to see hanged, it now seemed to him the voice of an angel from Heaven ; and he was about to reply, when the robber crawled a bit nearer, with his dreadful dagger in his hand, the sight whereof put him into so monstrous a sweat that he felt himself drenched all over. Still the dying villain crawled slowly towards him, dragging his wounded body along by his hands ; and though at the same time Gregory heard his nephew's foot upon the stair, the villain was so nigh tipon him, having got his hand upon the bottom rail of his chair to raise himself up, with his disfigured face, and terrible eyes, seemingly possessed of a thousand new hor- rors, upon a level with his knees, that knocked against each other most deplorably, he did give himself up for lost; and when he found the ghastly countenance close to his own face, and the fearful weapon uplifted over his breast, his heart sunk within him, and he swooned outright. AND HI? FRIENDS. 190 Master Francis, coming to visit his kinsman, to see if he could gain of him any intelligence of his father, and finding the door ajar, and seeing that his kinsman was not below stairs, he did rail out ; but receiving no answer, mounted to a room he knew of old he was oft to be found when wanted. At opening the door, a siorht presented itself to him, the like of which, surely, he had never seen. There was the room as unsightly as a shamble, and strewed all about with coin, jewels, plate, and most precious things, which the robbers, in their scuffle, had rolled over and over, and knocked in all di- rections — one man lay dead, and another — the frighlfullest object his eye ever lighted on — supporting himself on the chair with one arm, had the other raised clasping a blood- stained dagger, which was descending in the direction of the lieart of his kinsman, who already looked more dead than alive. Ai the robber he made a rush upon the instant, and ■caught him by the back of his jerkin at the scuff of the neck, in the very nick of time to save the old miser's life ; and dragged him from the chair a distance of some yards, and flung him heavily on the boards, The dying villain did glare on Master Francis with a look so terrible that he could never forget it — the weapon fell from his hand — he gave one mighty shiver in all his limbs, then was there a hollow rattling in his throat, which lasted but a few seconds; and then he lay as dead as any stone. The youth, in a monstrous marvel at the whole scene, more especially, at seeing such a store of precious things lying scattered about as if of no sort of value, did presently cut with his own dagger, the cords that bound his kinsman, think- ing at first, that lie was as dead as the others — but in some minutes, after calling to him a bit, the old man opened his eyes very fearfully, and with a great wildness ; but, they lighting upon his nephew, who, very concernedly, was as- suring him of his safely, he did grow more composed ; and, upon looking about and seeing of his treasures so scattered, he started up with a suddenness that nearly upset Master Francis, and, as if ailing nothing, he began to gather up his riches. *' Oh, these devilish villains!" exclaimed he to the won- dering youth. " They did break in upon me — having got entrance I know not how, and, after binding and threatening of me, proceeded to rifle me of these valuables ; which an honest friend hath left in my custody — for thou knowest they 200 SHAKSrEARE cannot be mine, seeing I be so 'exceeding] poor ; and then falling out upon iheir division, did straiglilway go to murder- ing of each other. When one had killed his companion, the survivor though sorely wounded liimself, like a murderous villain as he was, made towards me with his dagger to kill me, the which thou didst luckily prevent by thy coming in. But they have given me a most mortal friglit." "Indeed you have had a narrow escape, uncle," observed Master Francis. " Ay, have I," replied the old miser, very carefully wiping of every thing that had got in any way stained. " And I give God thanks for it — more especially for the saving of the honest man's goods ; who, had he suffered aught, might, per- adventure, have wanted me to make up his loss ; the which thou knowest I could never do, being in so poor a state that I can scarce get enough to live by. But take heed that you give no hint I have these things in my custody, else the re- port thereof may bring other murderous thieves upon me, and not only shall I be like to be robbed of my life, but all this goodly store I may be despoiled of, as I was but now like to be; which doubtless, would be the utter ruin of the honest man who hath placed them in my keeping." "Be assured I shall say nothing," replied the youth. "But shall I not assist you in gathering them up?" " Nay, touch them not, I prythee !" quickly cried out Gregory Vellum in great alarm, and casting a suspicious glance at his nephew, as if doubtful of the honesty of his intentions. "I will look to them myself." ** Well, let it be as you like, uncle," said Master Francis, in no way offended, for he had much experience of his kins- man's suspicious temper ; besides, he wanted not to anger him, by taking offence at aught he might do, as he had an ob- ject to gain thereby, the obtaining of which, was to him of the greatest interest. " But where hast thou been all this lime ?" inquired his uncle after a short silence — still employing himself diligently in wiping the plate and jewels, and replacing them in the chest. " Thou didst leave me of a sudden, without why or wherefore." " Methought 'twas time to do something for myself," an- swered the youth, " and not any longer to be a burthen to you, who seemed to lack either the will or the means to make my life of any comfort" — AND HIS FRIENDS. 201 ** The means, Francis — the means," said tlie o!d man, quickly interrupting him. "'Twas the means I laci^ed. In- deed 1 be exceeding poor." " By the recommendation of a trne friend, I did accident- ally as it were, encounter," continued his nephew, " I suc- ceeded in getting the respectable office of secretary to one of our chiefest men at court." *' Truly thou seemest in very fine feather," remarked Gre- gory Vellum, somewhat sarcastically, as he turned to notice the handsome apparelling of his youthful relative ; " I war- rant me thou will spend on thy back all that thou earnest. Well, I care not, so that thou comest not back on my hands." " But I came to beg a favour of you, uncle," said Master Francis. " Nay, ask of me nothing," hastily replied the old miser, as he left off counting the gold pieces into the old stocking ; " I have scarce wherewith to live; I cannot let thee have a groat. Thou hast taken thyself off, and must fare as thou canst; so come not a begging, for it be of no manner of use, I be so exceeding poor, as thou knowest." *'l want not money of you," observed the youth ; "I have enough for my wants, and my patron doth not let me lack aught liis power or purse can procure. I seek of you only that you will truly tell me who was my father." " What dost come a worrying me of thy father 1" asked the scrivener, with a disturbed countenance, as he quickly caught hold of some parchments that were nigh unto him, and placed them at once in the chest. " I know naught of him that be worth the knowing ; he was some paltry fellow or other — a very mean person." " Was he married to my mother ?" inquired his nephew, more earnestly. " Prythee question me not," replied the old man, seem- ingly taking it very uneasily. "It matters not at all; I cannot be answering of thy unprofitable queries. It be of no consequence whether he had her in marriage or other- wise, for he was a monstrous paltry fellow at all events." " Indeed it be of vital consequence to me," cried the youth, in an increasing agitation; "I pray you, uncle, tell me the truth." " Well, then, if thou wilt have it, I will tell thee," an- swered the scrivener, " I have kept it from the world, and 202 SHAKSPEARE given out otherwise, for the sake of my sister's reputation ; but I can tell thee of a certainty that thou art illegitimate." " Ah ! I feared 'twere so," exclaimed Master Francis, as the colour mounted to his cheek, and he hid his face in his hands, for very shame. The which seeing, Gregory Vellum regarded only with a sort of smile, that made his leaden physiognomy not a whit more pleasant than ordinary, and continued the counting of his money. " Was he one Holdfast, and did he live in noted bad cha- racter?" asked the other, suddenly, as if with a kind of desperation. " Ay — very like — very like," replied the old man. '* If I remember me, his name was Holdfast, or something exceed- ing near it ; and that he was a notorious villain is out of all question." " Then I know the worst," said he, calmly, but with a great paleness of face, " and 1 will now take my leave of you." " Stop awhile !" bawled out the miser, hastily coming up to his nephew, as he was approaching the door. The latter, on this, did stay his steps. " Hast taken nothing whilst I was in the swoon "?" he asked, gazing on the other with a monstrous suspicious countenance. " Nay, this is too bad," said Master Francis, in no mood to be so spoken to, and moving off. " But thou shalt not go till I have searched thee," sharply added Gregory Vellum, as he laid hold on him to make him stay. " I am sure, by thy wanting to be gone with such speed, that thou hast stolen something." " Away ! you are past bearing !" cried the youth, as he pushed him back, and w^alked out of the room. " Francis ! Francis !" the old miser bawled out, as his nephew closed the door upon him. " Prythee leave me not alone with these dead men ! I will not search thee, I do not think thou hast robbed me of any thing. Nay, go not away till the house be rid of these corpses ! Francis ! Francis, I say !" and lie came down the stairs after him, in great alarm. The unhappy youth by this time was into the street, pacing along with a most woful heart. Indeed he had much to trouble him. He knew that his patron, Sir Walter Raleigh, whom he had begun to love exceedingly, was a prisoner in AND HIS FRIENDS. 203 the Tower ; when he could get out, no man could say — all that he had dreaded to learn of his parentage seemed now put beyond the possibility of question ; at the which he felt so cast down as scarce to know what he was a doing; and the late behaviour of his miserly kinsman, though nothing more than he might expect of his disposition, in the humour in which he was, did irritate him all the more. After pass- ing along a little way in extreme despondency of mind, he bethought him of visiting his beloved Joanna, whose recep- tion of him, he doubted not, would presently relieve him of his miserable feelings ; yet when he came to think of the tone of her letters not coming up to his expectations, in the peculiar niood in which he then was, he straight began to have suspicions that she regarded him less than he would have her ; but in a few minutes there came to his recollec- tion numberless kindnesses she had done him, which to him were as positive proofs of the sincerity of her affection. The remembrance of these things did assure him somewhat, and became to him of such great comfort, that for the time it clean drove all unpleasant thoughts out of his head. At this moment there came on a very smart shower of rain, and he, wishing to save his new doublet a wetting, hastened for shelter under a gateway close at hand. Pass- ing beneath here, he spied an open door at one side, for which he made, but presently desisted of his purpose on hearing voices that of a certainty came from it. He was about to content himself with the shelter of the gateway as far as might be from the door, when he recognised the voice of Joanna, that did at once fix him to the spot. " Nay, nay, my lord," said she, " it may please you to affirm this, but I doubt you affect me so much as you say." " O' my life, adorable Joanna !" answered one, very ur- gently, whom Master Francis instantly knew, by the man- ner of speaking, to be my Lord Cobham, whom he had oflen heard. " I swear to you I do love you exceedingly. In truth, your infinite loveliness is of such a sort, that never expect I to find aught so worthy of the steadfast and most perfect devotedness with which I do regard you." Speech like this, it may be believed, Master Francis liked not at all. " Methinks you are but trifiing with me," observed the other. " Nay — my heart's treasure : believe me, I never was in 204 SHAKSPEARE such earnest !" replied her companion. " Take this ring— 'tis a ruby of great price ; yet should it be inestimable to come up with my estimation of your worthiness, exquisitely beautiful Joanna ! Here — let me place it on your most de- licate finger." At this Master Francis began to be much troubled that she, whom he so loved, should accept gifts from one who, to his knowledge, was noted for his gallantries. " I scarce think it be right of me to take your gift, my Lord" — said Joanna. •' Yet to refuse it might seem dis- courteous of me — so I will e'en accept of it." " And grant of me in return but one precious favour," added the Lord Cobham in an entreating voice, that did much increase the disturbance of Master Francis. ♦' It be but to press that tempting lip, compared with which, the ruby must seem but pale." " Indeed, that I can never do,'' replied she. — " Nay, hold me not so closely, my lord, I entreat of you." This put Master Francis in a perfect tremble, and he sud- denly felt the blood a rushing to his cheek— yet was he like one chained to the spot ; for though he felt desperately in- clined to disturb them, he was so affected by the unexpected- ness of what he had heard, that he had not the power of moving. " Turn not away that exquisite countenance, admirable Joanna !" exclaimed the Lord Cobham, while a rustling was heard as if he was a struggling with her, which did increase Master Francis' disorder mightily : " and strive not to move from arms so eager to hold so perfect a creature in their fond embrace. In good truth, I must sweetest." " Have done, my lord, I pray you ! You hurt me, indeed you do. Nay, some one will be a coming ! How you tease ! Well, if you will, it must needs be," was all that Joanna said in reply ; and Master Francis, thinking from what she spoke, that she liked not my Lord Cobham's advances, with one desperate effort was about to break in upon him, when he heard the consent given, and immediately followed by the close smacking of lips, which moved him so against her, that he rushed from the gateway on the instant. END OF VOL. I. > w^j^ •; :ii;y^*f.j^t.^aiiJ^s^Ma5r UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS-URBANA 3 0112 056543272