/ D K A K. I OF THE U N I VERS ITY Of ILLINOIS GIFT OF HARRISON E. CUNNINGHAM 823 N5454 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY BY THE SAME AUTHOR THE SPORTING INSTINCT CUPID GOES NORTH THE BLUE GERM IN MESOPOTAMIA LONDON HODDER AND STOUGHTON LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY AUTHOR OF “THE BISHOP AND THE LADY HODDER AND STOUGHTON LONDON NEW YORK TORONTO TO ALICE AND ROBUST CHAPTER I “Come to the so-called years of discretion he had undecided views on every point but one — he did not mean to do any honest work if he could avoid it.” — Tony's Luck . “ That not impossible She That shall command my heart and me. ” < 6 My dear Tubby, I don’t believe in my sister. I don’t trust her for a moment. Sisters are all very well before they’re married. But when they’re married they become the very deuce of a nuisance. You never know what they’re up to, and what with their natural advantages of knowing all about you, they’ve got the whip hand with a vengeance. I tell you Georgie’s got something fixed in her head —one of those diabolical matrimonial schemes that women invent while they’re mendin’ holes in stockin’s, or findin’ the hymns in church. It’s no joke for a fellow like me, who’s a bit slow at seeing through things.” Lord Richard Sandridge uttered these gloomy words as he walked with his friend, Mr. George Bannister, down Piccadilly. They were on their way to Mr. Thompson’s house in Lexmore Gardens. The air was bright and balmy, but Lord Richard’s thoughts were despondent. Even Tubby, his bosom friend, was inclined to agree that there was some reason for forebodings. 7 8 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Who is she? " he asked. “ A Miss Evelyn Lovejoy." “ Promising name. What is she? " “Don’t know." “ Where is she? " “ Lives in Portman Square with her mother. Big house. Heaps of money. Father dead. 9 ’ “ Ah," said George Bannister, “ I guess your sister’s got her eye on that training stable." “I’m perfectly certain of it, my dear chap." They continued on their way in silence. Lord Richard tilted his top hat slightly back on his head and sighed mournfully. His pleasant face showed lines of anxiety. “You know, Tubby, I simply don’t want to marry," he said confidentially. “There is some- thing in the Bible about marrying and givin’ in marriage at the right time. Well, it isn’t the right time, as far as I’m concerned." “ How about the Lovejoy? " “Oh, she doesn’t suspect anything. My sister made me dance three times with her one night. I made all the excuses I could think of. I said my heart was bad — nothing like getting the re- putation for a weakish heart if you want to get out of things, Tubby — then I said the room was too hot — my shoes were tight — I had strained my ankle — everything I could think of — but I had to do it. I hate dancing with strangers as much as with relations. Strangers always want to find out all about one, and relations always have found out long ago, so it’s equally boring." LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 9 “I never dance,” said Tubby. “ I never take any violent exercise. Motion is the cause of all unrest.” “ And when I had danced with her,” continued Lord Richard, “ she would insist on talking about my soul. Kept on coming back to it, and simply wouldn’t leave it alone. It was perfectly disgust- ing. It’s a thing I never talk about. I keep it in the dark, and told her so. She said I ought to cultivate it — let it grow, Tubby, as if it was a bulb — and that without soul a man wasn’t worth a half- penny. I told her that the more soul one had in this world the more trouble one got into. That’s why this world is so unlike the next.” “How did she take it? ” “ Oh, she drooped with horror. Why do women like talking about souls so much, Tubby? ” “People always like to talk about things they haven’t got,” said Tubby. “ When we get a thing we cease to talk about it. When women get souls, ahd get the Vote, they’ll have nothing to talk of except other people’s husbands.” “I don’t suppose there’ll be many husbands to talk about in those days. I must introduce Miss Lovejoy to you, Tubby. You’ll get on famously. She says animals have got souls.” “Then I’m not an animal, Richard.” “You’ll have to prove it. You look one. Do we look like animals, or do animals look like us, Tubby? ” “ I think we all look much the same. Tell me some more about the Lovejoy.” 10 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ She’s pretty,” said Lord Richard, guardedly. Tubby took out an inlaid ivory cigarette-case and mused for a moment in silence. 66 1 recognise two great classes of women,” he said as he lit a cigarette. “ Ladies and washer- women. Which is she? ” Lord Richard seemed to find the question dis- tasteful. “ She’s a lady by instinct, Tubby, Just as you’re an animal by instinct.” “Not by birth? ” “ My dear Tubby, remember your parents ! ” “ I was speaking of the Lovejoy. I never refer to my parents, Richard. They never refer to me.” “Oh, she’s a very charming person, Tubby,” said Lord Richard, in a tone of voice which showed that he was not willing to discuss Miss Lovejoy ’s social position any further. They walked on, turn- ing through the Park on their way to Lexmore Gardens. Lady Georgina Thompson, Lord Richard’s sister, was at that moment seated in her small fawn and gold drawing-room, and though she was neither mending holes in stockings nor looking out hymns she was deeply pre-occupied in a matrimonial scheme. Her second brother had now reached the age of thirty-two years. The elder was nursing a bad lung abroad. Her father, the Marquis of More- nest, was impecunious, and the entire family looked to Richard to contract a marriage on a sound financial basis. Lady Georgie, who was a very LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 11 practical person, felt that the responsibility of the whole affair lay in her hands. The Marquis of Morenest, who spoke at rare intervals, seemed anxious to persuade Richard to take up a business post which he knew of, but Richard flatly declined to do anything of the sort, adducing a delicate constitution as an excuse. “ My dear father, a business man requires steel nerves, an iron constitution, a brazen morality and a heart of phosphor-bronze. I have none of these tilings. 95 His mother was inclined to support him. Lady Morenest suffered from a variety of ailments which she tabulated in an ailment book and showed to her doctor twice a week. On this particular afternoon, in response to an urgent note from Lady Georgie, the Marquis and his wife drove in their antiquated victoria to Lex- more Gardens. They arrived some time before Lord Richard and Tubby. Lady Georgie received them with a mixture of impatience and cordiality. “My dear," said her mother, sinking into a chair, “we received your note. It upset us very much. It was so abrupt." The Marquis took up his position on the hearth- rug. His head, owing to some process of senile decay, nodded steadily. He fixed his eyes on a rose-wood corner cupboard containing Dresden china, and nodded at the shepherdesses within. “Now we are all together I can explain things," began Georgie, raising her voice so that her father 12 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY might hear. “ The reason why I summoned you here is because I think I have found the wife for Richard.” The head of the Marquis nodded continuously. “ My dear, you have not asked after my health yet,” said the Marchioness, patiently. “I am not so well as yesterday. Sir Walter Chargem weighed me this morning in his private scales behind the screen in his consulting-room in a suitable costume. One hundred and eighty pounds, my dear ! Not a grain under. He has advised an entirely new treatment.” “ Yes, mother. Fm sure you could not be in better hands. One night I took Richard to the Dalrymples, and ” “ My dear,” said the Marchioness, “your father continues to be very trying about the bathroom. He refuses to have any alteration made. He finds the bath sufficiently large. Frederick ” — here Lady Morenest raised her voice to a sort of shriek — - “will you, or will you not, have a new bath put in? ” “Certainly not, Jane,” replied the Marquis, nodding vigorously. “Well, I shall have it done after you’re gone,” shrieked the stout Marchioness, who was a few years younger than her husband. “ I shan’t have to wait long, anyway.” “Mother, you must not say things like that,” cried Georgie in shocked tones. “Wait till your husband won’t let you have a bath,” replied the Marchioness, querulously. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 13 44 Bertie would never think of placing such a restriction on me, 5 ’ said Lady Georgie, coldly. There was a pause, in which Lady Morenest fumbled for her bottle of smelling-salts. Georgie once more endeavoured to introduce the topic of Richard’s wife. 4 6 1 met a very charming girl called Evelyn Love- joy last week,” she said. 44 1 think she is in every way a suitable match for Richard. Besides being an heiress ” 44 Richard shall go into business,” said Lord Morenest, suddenly. 44 1 have a good opening for him.” 44 Impossible ! ” shrieked the Marchioness. 44 Richard is not fit for any profession, Frederick.” 44 A very good opening,” continued the Marquis. 44 Dry goods.” 44 Your father is mad,” cried the Marchioness. 44 What does Richard know about dry goods? I have never heard of them before.” 44 But if Richard marries an heiress there is no need for him to go into business,” shouted Lady Georgie, desperately. 44 Your father gets worse every day,” observed her mother. 44 He is continually making meaning- less observations. And his head is nodding more than ever. It nearly drives me mad. I shall ask Sir Walter to put it in plaster.” 44 Poor father,” murmured Georgie. 44 You must not be too hard on him. By the way, did I tell you about the heiress I had found for Richard? ” 14 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY # “Heiress, my dear?” exclaimed the Marchion- ess. “You haven’t said a word about it l Fancy keeping us all in the dark like this. Frederick, Georgie has found an heiress for Richard.” “ Dry goods,” muttered the Marquis. “She’s not an American!” shouted Georgie, triumphantly. “Are American heiresses dry goods?” asked Lady Morenest, innocently. “Your father says some strange things. I have never been to America. People say it’s turned out much better than they expected when they discovered it.” “She’s quite a suitable person,” continued Georgie, rapidly. “ She lives with her mother in Portman Square. I’m told she’s a millionairess, but I must make certain of that. Richard does not appear adverse to her. He danced three times with her one night at the Dalrymples quite on his own initiative. She waltzes beautifully and together they made a very handsome couple. I want him to call on her to-morrow.” “ My dear, Richard never calls on us. He has not been to see me or your dear father for over a month.” “ He is so absent-minded. Rut I want him to call on Evelyn Lovejoy, mother.” “No one calls on us now,” said the Marchioness. “Your father behaves in such an odd manner that people are literally frightened to come.” “ Yes, mother. Now, what do you think of the plan ? ” “Plan, my dear? I never make any plans now- LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 15 adays. Your father overthrows all my plans out of pure malice.” Lord Morenest’s head nodded thoughtfully. “The last plan I made about the bathroom “ Yes, mother. Now, would you like me to bring Evelyn Love joy round to see you? ” “Sir Walter said I was to see no one. The slightest thing upsets me. 6 No callers, no dances and no fiddlef addles/ Those were his very words. And now you wish to disturb me with callers. It is just like you, Georgina. As a child you were just the same. Always thoughtless and careless — just like your father.” “What did you wish to see us about? 99 asked Lord Morenest, suddenly. “About Richard!” shrieked his daughter. The Marquis pulled out his watch. “It is too late now,” he said. “I am going to the club.” “No, wait a moment, father. Do you under- stand that I have found an heiress for Richard? ” “I have to meet Bundleman at four,” said he. “He’s keeping that post open for Richard.” “ Your father’s quite mad,” said the Marchioness. “It is useless trying to explain anything to him.” Lady Georgie rose and walked towards her father. Placing a hand on each shoulder she looked at him firmly. He nodded at her. “Now, father, listen! ” she said in loud tones. “ Richard has got to marry money ” Before she could continue the door opened and Lord Richard and Tubby were ushered in. 16 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Yes,” said the Marquis, “Richard has got to marry money. Bundleman said so.” “Hush! ” exclaimed Georgie, hastily. As Lord Richard entered the drawing-room and heard their words he gave Tubby a hasty glance. He closed the door and faced his family. “Look here,” he said, “I heard that last re- mark, and I may as well tell you all that I don’t intend to marry. I can’t marry. I’ve got a weak heart. Sippleth waite told me I had.” “ Here’s Richard ! ” said Lady Morenest, blandly. “How d’ye do, Mr. Bannister? You’ve just been to Contrexeville for the waters, I’m told. Sit down and tell me exactly what you did.” “I’m going,” said Lord Richard, opening the door. “Don’t be so silly, Richard,” exclaimed his sister. “ What are your reasons for refusing to get married? ” “ Sipplethwaite, ” said Lord Richard, briefly. “ Who is Sipplethwaite? ” “ He’s my doctor. He looks after my heart. He told me I couldn’t stand it.” “What has your heart got to do with it? ” “Marriage is an affair of the heart.” “Hullo,” said the Marquis. “There’s Richard. Come here, my boy, Bundleman is keeping that job open for you in the City.” “How are you, father? Thanks very much. But I’m afraid I can’t take it. Heart is too weak, you know.” “Rubbish,” said Lord Morenest. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 17 Lord Richard walked to the bell and rang it. A servant appeared. 44 Just go down to the telephone and ring up Dr. Sippleth waite. You’ll find his number in the book. Tell him I want him round here at once.” 44 Very good, my lord.” Lord Richard turned to his sister. 44 Excuse me taking these liberties in your house,” he said. 46 But you really drive me to it.” The Marchioness was engaged in discussing Con- trexeville with Tubby. Lady Georgie drew her brother aside. 44 Richard, don’t be so silly. You know father hasn’t got a cent, and Raggart is going to pieces. You’ve simply got to marry money. Never mind what the girl is like. As long as she has plenty of money you can go your own way.” 44 Can’t say I admire your morals,” said Lord Richard, coolly. 44 How stupid you are ! ” exclaimed Georgie, im- patiently. 44 What is the good of morals if you can’t dispense with them when you’re amongst friends? Your mother and father are most anxious that you should marry ” 44 Yes, I know. Miss Lovejoy.” 44 Exactly. I couldn’t help noticing how de- lighted you were with her that night. I think you suit each other splendidly. When I saw you to- gether it suddenly flashed upon me that it would make a splendid match ! ” 44 My dear Georgie, you’ve been hatching this 18 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY infernal plot for days. I don’t want to say any- thing against Miss Lovejoy. She is a charming young lady. But I’m hanged if I marry her or anyone else.” “Then what do you intend doing? ” “Nothing.” “ Are you not ashamed ? ” “ Not in the least. I’ve made an art of doing nothing. It is an art.” “Well, marry — and go on doing nothing! ” Lord Richard shook his head doubtfully. “ Artists always degenerate after they’re married. The inspiration to do nothing might leave me.” Lady Georgie frowned with annoyance. “I wish you would be serious,” she exclaimed. “ I am serious. I am always serious when I’m defending my own rights.” “ Do you know that father lost another ten thou- sand over those Mexican mines?” observed Lady Georgie in a low voice. “The position is serious, Richard. Meet it seriously.” Lord Richard Sandridge made a grimace. “Is that true?” She nodded. He stared moodily at the carpet. “Think it over,” she said as she turned away. Tubby, finding his conversation with the Mar- chioness flagging, applied his usual remedy. “ Did I ever tell you the story of the Serpents of Brazil ? ” he asked. Lady Morenest shuddered. “No, no! ’’ she exclaimed. “I hate the sight of the creatures. Did you say there were some at LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 19 Contrexeville ? Then that decides me. I shall not go after all.” “Well, Tubby,” said Lord Richard, coming up, “what new scandal are you telling my mother? ” “ I never talk scandal, Richard. People only talk scandal out of envy. I don’t envy anyone.” “It’s not immoral to envy, as long as you don’t covet,” said Lord Richard. “What is the difference? ” asked his sister. “All the difference in the world,” replied Lord Richard. “ I envy Miss Lovejoy, but I don’t covet her; whereas I covet my neighbour’s ass, but don’t envy it.” The Marquis, seeing his son standing before him, made his customary remark. “You must go into business, Richard,” he said. “I have a good opening.” “ My dear father, I tell you I cannot do any such thing. Sippleth waite will give }^ou reasons.” “Who is Sippleth waite ? ” “He’s my doctor,” said Lord Richard, wearily. “Doctor? ” exclaimed the Marquis, rousing him- self. “I never need a doctor. Walk and drink water — that’s my motto.” “I never walk and I never drink water,” said Lord Richard. “And I have no motto.” “That’s why you need a doctor,” remarked his father. “ Why don’t you join Bundleman in the City? He says he can give you a good opening.” “ Sipplethwaite said ” began Lord Richard, striking one hand on the other to emphasise each word. 20 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ My dear, what a name ! ” exclaimed the Marchioness. “ It sounds like a new disease. ” “He’s quite a good man,” said Tubby. “ Who? ” asked the Marquis. “ Sipplethwaite ! ” shouted Tubby. “ Good heavens ! ” said the Marquis. Lord Richard sat down on a couch. “ Tubby and I are the only sane people in this room,” he said in despair. “If you refuse to marry Evelyn Lovejoy you’ll be doing the most insane thing possible,” mur- mured his sister, spitefully. “ Thank Heaven a man can only have one wife in England,” murmured Sandridge in reply. “ Sup- posing you had to find me half a dozen, what a bright and pleasing prospect would extend before us! 99 “I’d rather have six wives than one wife,” said Tubby. “ By Jove, if they were all heiresses, how delightful it would be.” “How many glasses of water did you have to drink before breakfast? ” queried the Marchioness, still revolving the charms of Contrexeville in her mind. “Only two,” said Tubby. “The water is fairly strong.” “That’s nothing!” cried Lad}' Morenest. “ When I was at Glenhoy we had to drink sixteen glasses before breakfast, allowing a quarter of an hour between each glass. So that since breakfast was at eight we had to get up at — let me see ” “ At four,” said her son. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 21 “ Yes, at four, Mr. Bannister. Ah, cures are not what they used to be.” A servant entered and announced that Dr. Herbert Sipplethwaite was waiting below. “ Show him up,” said Lord Richard. “No,” said Lady Georgie. “I am not going to have a strange doctor in my drawing-room. If you want to see him, Richard, you must go down to the smoking-room.” “ My dear Georgie, I don’t want to see him. I want him to see you and father and prove that my heart is too weak to allow me to marry and go into business and all that sort of thing.” Lord Richard approached his father. “I want you to go down and see my doctor,” he shouted. “I refuse to see any doctor.” “ But I want you to see him about me.” “ I don’t care what you want.” The Marquis of Morenest became flushed and defiant. Georgie touched him on the arm. “Father, Richard wants you to see him. He’ll tell you that his heart is weak.” “ I don’t care if it is weak. Why should I listen to a doctor telling me his heart is w r eak ? ” demanded the Marquis. “Leave him alone, children,” exclaimed Lady Morenest. “ It’s dangerous to excite him too much.” “But I’m not exciting him, mother,” said Lord Richard, desperately. “Yes, love, you are. You know your father would hate to have his heart examined.” 22 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Lady Georgie sat down helplessly on a chair. Lord Richard made one more attempt. “It’s Sippleth waite ! ” he shouted. “ Good heavens ! ” said the Marquis, nodding furiously. “Oh, send him away, Richard,” sighed Georgie. “ It’s no use.” She turned to the servant who was still waiting. “Tell Dr. Sipplethwaite that his services are not required.” “ Sippleth waite’s heart isn’t weak,” muttered Lord Richard in a quiet frenzy. “It’s my heart that’s weak, isn’t it, Tubby? ” “So you say,” said Tubby, calmly. “Hearts are going out of fashion,” said the Marquis. “ In my young days everyone had a heart. Nowadays they have an appendix.” “It’s so much more sensible,” explained Tubby. “You can have it out and be done with it.” The Marquis took out his watch again. “We must be off, Jane. I’ve to meet Bundle- man at the club at four to see about the place for Richard.” “Look here,” exclaimed Lord Richard, suddenly. “Hang Bundleman! I’d rather marry Miss Love- joy.” “Hooray! ” cried Tubby. “How extremely sensible of you,” said Lady Georgie. “ I was sure you would do it in the end.” “How many glasses did you say?” asked the Marchioness. “Two or sixteen? ” “Two,” said Tubby, solemnly. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 23 CHAPTER II * c Come when he will, my heart’s a chamber sweet Prepared for love . . Evelyn Lovejoy sighed and pressed a singularly fragile hand to her brow. She was sitting before a little carved oak desk. There was some exquisite green notepaper peeping from a brocade box, a jewelled pen lay beside it. There was also some severe-looking manuscript paper, and on the top of the first sheet was inscribed, in an artistic hand, “ Thoughts of Ruskin.” Above the bureau hung a charming engraving of Shakespeare. A bust of Marcus Aurelius stood on a bracket below. Evelyn did not know exactly who it was. It certainly resembled Mozart. Evelyn sighed again. Mrs. Lovejoy, her buxom and debonair mother, who was remarkable for her beautifully-corseted figure and her soft, unlined, indeterminate face, turned to her child and exclaimed : “ Dearest, what is it? You will wear yourself out with all this writing.” “Oh, I wasn’t writing, mother,” came the quick response. “ I was simply trying to jot down a few thoughts from the volume of Ruskin I’ve just finished.” “ What makes you do that? ” said Mrs. Lovejoy, who privately wondered why in the world anyone troubled about books or Ruskin or anything. U LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Twenty years’ acquaintance with her daughter had not made her cease to wonder. Evelyn swung round on her chair and looked more pensive than usual. “The other night at the Dalrymples’ dance I met — someone — who said he forgot everything he read. I was so sorry for him. And I thought I would try and see if I remembered anything of the book I’d just finished and I don’t, not one word. Oh, why wasn’t I born clever? ” “Darling, clever people are so uncomfortable,” answered her mother, who was embroidering pink peacocks on a black cushion with satisfaction and deliberation. “ You never knew any,” flashed Evelyn. “ There wasn’t anyone clever at Girston. There was no one with an idea at Brook bridge. All business people ! ” She shuddered. “They all had money,” said Mrs. Lovejoy, placidly selecting a crimson thread for a peacock’s eye. “ I hate money,” was the peevish answer. “Then you should find your new friend very much to your liking,” pursued the tranquil voice beside her. “ What new friend ? ” Evelyn said coldly. “ Lord Richard Sandridge, darling.” “Oh! Scarcely a friend, I think.” “I thought him quite extraordinarily pleasing at the Dalrymples, and he is coming to call, I think. Did you notice what a fine-looking man he was ? ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 25 “I didn’t care for him.” Miss Lovejoy slammed an open drawer into her bureau. “You seemed at any rate to be having a very earnest conversation.” “ One must do one’s best to help people.” “Was he asking your help, my love? ” “I don’t think he is very happy,” said Evelyn, sighing deeply and remembering Lord Richard’s bewildered remarks about the soul. “Perhaps,” said Mrs. Lovejoy, with simplicity, “he may need some guidance, some womanly influence to help him.” She did not raise her light undistinguished eyes, nor observe the look in her daughter’s face. Evelyn rang the bell sharply. “ What is it now, darling? ” “Some brown paper and string, Benson,” she said to the respectful servant. “So you’ve taken to doing up parcels,” sighed her mother. “It’s so fatiguing. Since I was a baby I made other people do uncomfortable things like that for me.” “Maeterlinck says everyone has a favourite word,” replied her daughter. “Yours is certainly 6 uncomfortable,’ mother, and yet you’re the most physically comfortable person on earth.” Mrs. Lovejoy did not grasp Evelyn’s meaning, so continued to embroider placidly, while the foot- man brought in brown paper and string. Evelyn turned over the pages of an edition de luxe with loving fingers. The work was entitled 26 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Hours with Great Essayists. This book she had promised to lend to Lord Richard Sandridge, who, in polished accents, had deplored his lack of culture and idealism. 6 6 Dare I?” said the heiress to herself as she fingered the silken bookmarker. “ I will ! ” and the marker floated down between two pages headed “Work.” 66 It should move his manhood,’ 5 thought the girl. “ It may change his life. 55 She read with enjoyment an eloquent passage declaring that every woman loves a man soil- stained from working with his hands in Mother Earth rather than a white-fingered dilettante . She longed to underline the words, did so, and in a pretty repentance strove to obliterate the line with india-rubber. She took out some of the smallest, daintiest size of green notepaper and paused, remembering for the hundredth time a certain parting in a delicious alcove under a palm. “Would you care to read the book that has helped me so much? 55 she had said. She had heard all about this young man from his sister. How he had so much ability but no application, how lie had idled away every precious year since coming from the ’Varsity. Georgie had asked her “to do all she could,” and she had fervently promised. “ He means well,” the sister had said. “ He wants a friend , a woman friend, a sweet woman friend.” They had kissed and parted.. The next evening was the Dalrymples’ dance. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 27 He waltzed admirably. They waltzed, and after- wards talked. When she had offered him this book he had dropped the eyeglass that he wore without a ribbon (her memory told her) and had said : “ By Jove, it’s awfully good of you ! No one’s ever lent me a book before. And I’ll try not to forget all that’s in it, as I usually do.” “Oh, you mustn't this time,” she had said in an artless way, and because her soul was romantic and she knew hardly anyone, and because at that moment she remembered his inefficiency and his unheroic life-story, she had added, in a soft con- fusion, “I do want you to be happy.” She had gone to her mother in a dream and he had gone and had a whisky-and-soda to be sure it was not a dream and that he was with the ordinary well- beloved people of his set. Evelyn roused herself at length and began to write with many flourishes : — “Dear Lord Richard, — I send you the little book I promised to you. I hope you will feel about it just what I felt when I read it. The whole world was different and one realised that things are not as they seem. Don’t you like paragraph 3, page 83, beginning, * Let us fight for toil ’ ? It gave me great pleasure. — Yours sincerely, “Evelyn de Vine Lovejoy.” This she decided was too gushing and altogether too long. She tore up the paper, selected another sheet, and wrote : 28 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Dear Lord Richard, — I send you Hours with Great Essayists . I hope you will like it very much. Perhaps you won’t care for the parts about Napoleon so much, but you will be sure to like ‘ On Thought,’ 4 On Leisure,’ 4 On Sympathy,’ and ‘ On Work.’ — With kind regards, yours sincerely, “ Evelyn Lovejoy.” She copied this three times, thinking with satis- faction that her handwriting was improving, and carefully and slowly (so dear is a little task done for the beloved !) packed the little book up in brown paper, tying the knots very badly. Previ- ously she had crushed a rose which stood near her, innocent in a silver filigree vase, and had carelessly strewed some fragrant petals here and there between the thin pages. As she did so, thinking of him, Lord Richard’s insouciant face rose before her and she told her own heart that he was “nice — very nice.” What was his address? She had not thought of it. Would it do to post it to Lacly Georgie’s house? Georgie’s sharp eyes would recognise her writing. Georgie would be pleased. Evelyn saw through the whole design. “I didn’t care for him,” she had said to her mother. But he had made a deep im- pression. As the address was penned with slow curvings of the jewelled pen, Evelyn’s mind recurred for the thousandth time since the night of the ball LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 29 to the subject of love. This was not the ideal man, but could she not make him so, raise him, uplift him, give herself — somewhere — was it in a quotation in T.P.’s Weekly ? — she had read that it was a woman’s glory to give — give — give to the man she loved. “Till, all gone, He should smile, ‘ She never seemed Mine before.’ ” What a mission ! to raise this young aristocrat with his handsome face and his distinguished air to the true meaning of life. And what a sweet missionary ! This pleasing reverie was rudely broken by the footman, who advanced with an untidy-looking black note-book on a tray. “ What is it? ” said Evelyn as sharply as if her brain was not in a whirl of romantic thought. “It is the lady what collects for the Chinese Mission. She said you gave five shillings last year, miss.” “ Nonsense.” Miss Lovejoy swept up the book and rapidly scanned it. “It is down,” she said thoughtfully, “but I’m sure it’s too soon to give again. Oh,” with triumph, “I see I gave in December. It’s only June. Take back the book, Benson, and point out the mistake.” Mrs. Lovejoy observed her daughter from the window and sighed. If Evelyn had been less shrewd and business-like where money was con- 80 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY cerned she might be more amenable. She knew her own worth too well sometimes. Mrs. Lovejoy ardently desired (what mother of her class would not!) that the old, old^ story should be repeated, that money and trade should mate with poverty and blue blood. But Evelyn, though only twenty, was too old to be blinded. Lady Kate Douglas had schemed in vain last season to bring Miss Lovejoy and the impecunious Marquis of Douglas together. “He wants my money, not myself,” Evelyn had said with appalling frankness to her mother. Mrs. Lovejoy pretended to be relieved when the Marquis was dismissed with a few' curt words at Ranelagh. She had only murmured : “But why at Ranelagh? Why refuse anyone at Ranelagh? It’s so uncomfortable if you want someone to get you tickets for tea.” The Marquis refused to take his rejection like a man and de- parted instantly. He was small, freckled, and anxious. Evelyn despised him. She had been a little suspicious of Lady Georgie, but she liked her, and she was gratified by the introduction to the Morenests. And Mrs. Lovejoy had noted that the girl was visibly attracted by the new man on the tapis. As she entered the ball-room on Lord Richard’s courteous, unwilling arm, Evelyn had almost lost that stiff look and awkward pose of the head that characterised her, and was talking eagerly. “ He is easy to talk to, mother,” she had owmed. True, she had denied that she liked him. Which was also promising. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 31 Mrs. Lovejoy bent her excellent if portly figure more intently over her impossible embroidery. If they married she would no longer live in Portman Square. But there was that nice little man out at Singapore who was always writing to implore her to come out and share his lot. Evelyn thought there was something positively indecent in her mother’s receiving letters from this stout, red- cheeked ship-owner. 66 1 never heard of a girl’s mother having a love affair,” she would say with a despairing gesture. “ Darling, why not? ” Mrs. Lovejoy would reply. Her usual bland serenity was a little ruffled and disturbed by this rebellious daughter. “ I am not old, I married your father when I was very young, and,” plaintively, “ I did not know one fish from another. It was so un- comfortable housekeeping. I don’t see why I shouldn’t have this pleasure — getting letters from an old, old friend like Jack Avery. And perhaps when you are married and I am very lonely ” she would break off in her contented voice. Then Evelyn would say no more till the next letter came, when she would wince as her mother sat smiling over the envelope with its clerkly address. Both now hoped there was not a letter from Singapore when the footman entered once more. Mrs. Lovejoy, knowing a letter was due, hoped to receive the letter when alone, for Evelyn felt a fresh indignity each time it arrived. “Lord Richard Sandridge has called,” announced the man. “ Are you at home to-day, miss? ” “No,” said Evelyn, so hurriedly that her mother 82 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY started. “ Stay, Benson, yes— I will see him,” she cried, stepping after him. She flew to the oval mirror, perceived that her hair was in excellent disorder, thanked Heaven that she was in her picturesque green painted muslin (it was quite new), and paused fluttering at the door. “ I must give him time to notice the beautiful room ” She had, with extraordinary prescience, ordered the richest flowers to be placed in the drawing- room. “I must not hurry, he must not think me eager 99 Meanwhile Lord Richard Sandridge was seated with his chin on his hands in the room below, noticing nothing, and filled with the gloomiest forebodings. “ I wish I had not come. I wish I had not come,” he repeated to himself again and again with the sincerity of a child. Three minutes elapsed. Another thought came into his brain. “ Why did I come?” he said. “ Why did I come?” Another moment, during which his eyes scanned the mossy green carpet aimlessly. Then another thought, angrier than the rest : “ Georgie made me come. They all made me come,” he repeated; “Georgie made me come.” His exceedingly attractive face was flushed with irritation and annoyance when the door was flung open and the heiress entered with a look of com- placency and self-possession, and a strong fragrance of scent. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 88 “By Jove,” said Lord Richard, uneasily, as he shook hands, “I hope you’re awfully fit.” They sank simultaneously into hard, elegant chairs. “It’s so funny,” said Evelyn, in a low voice. “I was just posting you a — a parcel.” “A parcel! I say, were you? How awfully rippin’ of you, Miss Lovejoy. You know no one has troubled to send me parcels since my old nurse posted me things to Eton.” Miss Lovejoy blushed. She blushed readily. “ Oh, it’s only a book — the book I told you about — Essays ,” she said breathlessly. “Oh, ah ! ” said Lord Richard, quite at sea, and disappointed that the parcel should end in that. “I wrote you a note too,” continued Miss Love- joy, feeling as though she was being carried she knew not whither. “ How nice of you ! Let me see it, won’t you? ” “I don’t think I will now you’ve come,” she answered. “Don’t you think it would be silly? ” Lord Richard, feeling at a loss, agreed hastily. “Was it not a delightful dance?” said Miss Lovejoy after a considerable pause. “ I think our hostess was looking wonderfully beautiful.” “ Let’s see, she was the stout lady in blue with the big diamonds, wasn’t she? ” “ Oh, no — Mrs. Dalrymple stout ! Very thin, all in white l ” “ Oh ! ” Lord Richard tried to remember. He had been to three dances since and was naturally mixed. B 34 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ I expect perhaps,” said Miss Lovejoy, who went to one dance a year, “perhaps you don’t notice people very much — what they look like, I mean.” By this Sandridge was himself again. He de- clared he did, he always did, but mendaciously added that that evening he had eyes only for one person, “Heaven forgive me for the lie,” he murmured to himself. Then he felt extraordinarily pleased with him- self. He liked, yes, he positively enjoyed a little flirtation. It was a change from the eternal chatter of Tubby and those unreasonable people at home. “You are staring at that little water-colour,” said Miss Lovejoy. “It’s a Whistler.” “ How did you get hold of it? ” he asked, trying to see which picture she meant. “ Oh, I knew him.” She was proud of this. She had never known anyone clever before or since, and she worshipped ability. “He didn’t want to part with it, but I ” — she smiled picturesquely and laid one finger, studded with a huge emerald, reminis- cently on her lips — “I persuaded him to give it to me. I was always good at wheedling.” “At beagling!” exclaimed Lord Richard. “ Gracious heavens, so am I ! I went out with the Southsea lot when I was staying with a sort of cousin of mine, but you find too soon, you know, that’s the worst of it. I remember one ” He launched out on a long description while the girl sat amazed. Tea was brought in. Lord Richard LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 35 pulled himself up with a start as she handed him a priceless cup. “I’ve been boring you. Now I know I have,” he said, and he turned his utterly charming smile on her so frankly that the odd thrill at her heart came again triumphantly ; she had no humour and was afraid to explain that he had mistaken what she said. She even contemplated the hideous, fatiguing sport of beagling with satisfaction as he spoke, soon inquiring, as she had never witnessed it, “What the ladies wore? ” Her visitor entered into this theme with en- thusiasm. “I used to know a rippin’ little woman, Mrs. Jones, and none looked better. She had quite a simple kit — white jersey and short tweed skirt and natty little brown boots. She had a small foot,” said Lord Richard, simply. Evelyn instantly hated Mrs. Jones and was pleased to feel that she did. She had never been in love. Was it possible? — she dared not welcome the thought. But she must direct the conversation into higher spheres. “ By the way,” said Lord Richard, quite briskly, “vrihat is your favourite pudding? ” Tubby had told him in a malicious moment that this w r as a good question to ask any girl you found it difficult to talk to. He trusted Tubby rather. Evelyn cast about for an answer. The conversa- tion was becoming silly. She wished to discuss Raphael and the Muses (who exactly were the Muses ?) 36 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 4< I like plum-pudding. This cake,” observed the ultimate heir to the marquisate of Morenest, 44 reminded me of it.” Sir Walter Chargem says plum-puddings are pernicious,” said Evelyn, firmly. 64 Do you believe in doctors?” grinned Lord Richard, making good headway with his cake and thinking of Sippleth waite. 44 In England we believe in our wives and our doctors, that’s why we’re such a splendid race,” said Evelyn, primly. 44 Good heavens! that’s why we’re a failure!” he said. 44 Oh, Miss Lovejoy, my sister tells me you are superstitious. Do tell me about it. Are you really ? Do you honestly believe that passing under a ladder and spilling salt and things makes any difference ? And oh ! have you ever seen a ghost ? And have you combed your hair on Hallowe’en night, and eaten an apple and seen the face of your husband over your shoulder? And what was he like? ” Lord Richard laid down his tiny plate and gazed directly at the girl. 44 We are talking nonsense, I think,” she said. 44 1 have not seen a ghost, Lord Richard, but — I’ve had my hand read, and it’s come true.” Evelyn leaned a little nearer to him. 44 1 spent all last Saturday afternoon most excitingly,” she informed him. 44 1 went to three astrologists ! ” 44 She is a nice girl,” thought Lord Richard, 44 and I’m keepin’ her right off the soul this time. Did they tell you anything a’fly bad,” he said LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 37 sympathetically; 4 ‘death of relations, horrid un- happy marriage, what?” “No — it was to be a happy marriage,” she said. “ It’s not the fashion for girls to want to be married,” his lordship remarked. “Suffragettes and all that sort of thing,” he continued brilliantly. “Oh, you don’t understand,” cried Evelyn, turn- ing a flushed face to him. She talked undiluted suffrage for a few minutes. Lord Richard stared at the floor, muttering to himself, “Only just off the soul and I don’t seem to be further on a bit. I think I shall go — yes, I shall certainly go.” He rose stiffly, and the heart of Evelyn died within her. She had not been a missionary, she had not succeeded in interesting him. She longed intensely to know more of his life. Where was he going when he lounged out of her drawing- room? What did aristocrats do with their time? — what did a hopeless idler like Lord Richard do? “What are you going to do now?” she said pleasantly. “ And will you take the little book, or shall I post it? ” “ Oh, may I take it ? ” said he. It was brought and he begged for permission to undo it. She was looking almost pretty as she stood there, slender in her summer dress. And he was poor, and he had to propose, and Georgia had said — “It’s this,” Evelyn said, turning the pages, “This is the one I like so much. I hope you’l] be in sympathy too.” 38 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Here a few rose-petals fluttered out and his lord- ship deftly caught one and gazed at it through his eyeglass. Evelyn may be pardoned for thinking that it was a sentimental look. “ By Jove, how did that get here?” he said. 6 6 Which did you advise me to read, Miss Love- joy?” “ Work,” she answered. “ Oh, but I hate work ! ” he answered easily, looking down on her. “ Lord, how I worked once ! ” “ Yes,” she said, all eager attention. Mrs. Lovejoy, at that moment taking the Singa- pore letter from the letter-box, observed them with satisfaction through the crack of the door, which the footman bearing the Essays had left open. “ What work was it? ” and Evelyn’s face soft- ened. Perhaps he had been in Parliament or slaved in Diplomacy. “Oh, it was weeding my sister’s garden,” said Lord Richard. “ Georgie got it into her head to live in the country, and poor old Thompson had to get her a place down in Essex. You’ve no idea,” said Richard, excitedly, “ what a big area of weed- ing there was to be done. No one would believe it. There was acres of weeding. Georgie had an economical fit — perhaps you’ve noticed my sister’s very economical at times ” Miss Lovejoy had noticed. Georgie had walked her home from a matinee and Evelyn had not forgotten it. “ And I had to do all the weedin’, for she wouldn’t LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 39 have a gardener. Simply kicked and screamed and said she wouldn’t, and that I must do it. I wrote to Tubby and told him to come and help. He wouldn’t, you know. I hardly thought he would. Do you know my friend Tubby Bannister, by the way ? He’s a splendid fellow for tellin’ tales — no one better. Even my people laugh at his serpent story. 44 But don’t you enjoy work — don’t you like it? ” she said. 44 Isn’t it man’s noblest heritage? Doesn’t he fulfil himself in work? ” 66 Work’s dull,” said his lordship, cheerily, smothering a yawn. 44 All the dull fellows work - — what ? ” 44 1 honour and respect all who work,” she said indignantly. She stepped backwards, her eyes glowing. She was going to do this man good, this effete No, he was not effete, he looked splendidly vigorous as he stood with his handsome dark head bent over the little book. He was not looking at her and missed her posture and her eyes. 44 You must tell me what you think of the book,” she said, controlling herself and thinking that per- haps enough had been said. There was a silence which Evelyn found em- barrassing. 4 4 If you like it I could lend you his other books, they’re longer,” she said. 44 One’s on the Renaissance.” 44 Eh? ” he said absently. 44 What can he be thinking of ? ” she wondered. 40 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Can my words about working be rankling in his mind ? ” Then as she thought he raised his pleasant dark eyes to hers and exclaimed : “ Miss Lovejoy, you told me the other evenin’ you were very fond of animals. May I take you and Mrs. Lovejoy to the Zoo one day? 99 CHAPTER III 44 Forgive me if I seem, unkind. Oh, love ! you know not why ! 71 Loyalty in Absence , On the same evening Lord Richard sought out his friend George Bannister. The latter was re- clining comfortably in his room by the open window. A large box of cigarettes was at his elbow. Lord Richard abstracted a cigarette and sank into a chair. “ If I tell you about it you’ll laugh at me, Tubby. I hate being laughed at.” “ So do I,” agreed Tubby. * 6 It takes away my appetite. It’s as bad as having to laugh at people. That makes one so terribly hungry.” “ I shall have to tell you,” reflected Richard. “ Of course,” said Tubby. “ If you don’t I shall tell everyone else.” “I can’t make head or tail of her,” complained Lord Richard. “ She’s given me a book.” He LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 41 produced it from his pocket and handed it to his friend. 44 Essays, ” said Tubby. 44 Yes. I’ve never read an essay in my life. What are essays, Tubby? ” 44 Essays are things people write to deceive their friends, Richard. They put all the beautiful thoughts which they haven’t thought, and all the noble actions which they haven’t done, into them. Never be deceived by an essay. Sensible people never read essays.” 44 Miss Lovejoy reads them all day.” 44 Then she isn’t sensible.” 44 But if she’s going to be my wife she must be sensible, Tubby. What on earth am I to do? ” 44 Make her sensible,” said Mr. Bannister, turning the leaves of the book in his hand. 44 Take her about all day. Don’t give her a moment’s peace. Upset things and swear. Put her money on out- siders and lose it. Show her your friends. Dis- close your true nature. Be late for everything. Run down everything. Yawn and giggle. Talk about dress. Talk about horses and actresses, motor-cars and picture-hats, restaurants and polo, dances and other men’s wives. Yawn when- ever she talks. In short, behave just like the confounded fool that people take you for.” 44 1 did,” groaned Lord Richard. 44 1 talked like a fool all afternoon.” 44 Go on talking like a fool, then,” said Tubby, comfortably. 44 How long do you think it will take ? ” 42 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ She ought to improve in a month. She may not improve for years. Ail depends on you. 95 “ Then I shall descend into the family vault talkin’ rot, Tubby." “ Never mind. It will have been a noble mission." Lord Richard rose and began to pace the room. He went over the scene of the afternoon. The more he thought of it the more convinced he became that Evelyn Lovejoy could never be his wife. “She’s not my idea of an heiress at all," he exclaimed bitterly. “ Georgie ought to have found me something more straightforward. I always thought heiresses were like dolls, stuffed with gold instead of sawdust, with nothing to say unless you squeezed ’em, and then precious little. But she’s not like that, Tubby. She talks as if she had a country cottage in heaven and just came up to town for the middle of the week to explain what a brute you are." “Here’s a rose-leaf," said Tubby, shaking the book. Two or three rose-leaves fluttered out and fell to the floor. Lord Richard regarded them with a frown. “Essays on work, rose-leaves and money," he muttered. “What can you make of her? " “Another rose-leaf," said Tubby, laconically, as he shook the volume again and let free a delicate pink petal. “ Why didn’t she put a few sovereigns between the pages? " LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 43 “ Perhaps she has. Go on shaking, Tubby.” Mr. Bannister sat up. 6 i Will you introduce me to her? ” “ My dear fellow, I’ll drive you round there now if you like ! But why this sudden interest? ” 64 Oh, nothing,” murmured Tubby. “I was just wondering which of you was the bigger fool ! It strikes me that the young lady knows what she’s up to.” “ No, she doesn’t, Tubby, and I’m sure she hasn’t the faintest idea what I’m up to. I’ve invited her to the Zoo to-morrow with her mother.” “The Zoo? ” exclaimed Tubby. “Yes. Said she was fond of animals. Isn’t the Zoo full of animals? ” “Don’t know. Never been there.” “Nor have I. You had better come along and look after the mother, Tubby. There are certain to be lots of things in cages just like you. It will amuse her.” “ Very well. I’ll lunch with you to-morrow and we’ll take them to the Zoo.” Lord Richard picked up his hat and stick. “All right, Tubby. That will be splendid.” He went towards the door. “I suppose the Zoo is perfectly safe?” asked Tubby, anxiously. “ I don’t know. I think it would be a very good thing if we all met our ends there to-morrow,” said Lord Richard, savagely. “ I won’t attempt to defend myself. Good-night ! 44 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Next day Evelyn Lovejoy, dressed in a severely simple costume of white linen, which she wore with a vague idea that it would be good for Lord Richard, drove with her mother in a carriage and pair to the north gate of the Zoological Gardens. It was a perfect day. The sunlight glittered on the polished harness of the well-groomed bays. The carriage wheels flashed brilliantly as they rolled over the dusty roads. On the box the coachman and the footman, in liveries of primrose and dark green specially designed by Evelyn, sat in attitudes of rigid correctness. Mrs. Lovejoy, pleasantly excited and rather breathless, eyed her daughter doubtfully. ‘ 6 What a pity you did not wear your biscuit- coloured dress, my dear,” she sighed. “ That white linen is almost countrified.” “ It is quite suitable for the Zoo, mother.” Mrs. Lovejoy sighed again. She found it im- possible to fathom the depths of her daughter’s mind. “ Is Lord Richard Sandridge coming alone? ” she asked. “ Yes, mother.” “Then what am I to do, dear?” cried her mother, fluttering her handkerchief nervously. “You are to keep with us the whole time,” said Evelyn, firmly. “ My dear, he will be certain to wish to speak to you in private.” “Why? ” asked Evelyn, coldly. “ Oh, my dear, think for yourself. Surely you have guessed. ...” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 45 “Please Jo not be ?ulgar, mother. Vulgarity, even if it comes from my mother, is a thing I abhor.” “ My dear ! ” murmured Mrs. Lovejoy, helplessly. “I mean what I say,” continued Evelyn, sternly. “ If you behave in a foolish manner I shall never forgive you. You must make no excuse to leave us alone together. You must come everywhere with us. Lord Richard simply offered to take me to the Zoo because I told him I was fond of animals. That is all.” “Yes, my dear. But don’t you think. . . .” “ I do not think anything ! ” said her daughter, sharply. “ Lord Richard’s friendship is purely platonic.” “ But even if it is ” began Mrs. Lovejoy. “ Mother, if you do not stop I shall be seriously annoyed. There is nothing between Lord Richard and myself — nothing at all.” Mrs. Lovejoy raised her hands with a gesture of amazement, but did not dare to say anything further. The carriage rolled onwards and passed under the cool shadows of the trees in Regent’s Park. Evelyn’s eyes rested on the broad expanse of grass, over which merry groups of children were scattered. Her serious face was set in a most determined expression, which was familiar to Mrs. Lovejoy but unknown to Lord Richard. She glanced swiftly at the carriage clock. It was close upon three. “Now do not push me in front of you,” she said. “ Lord Richard will naturally greet you first. And do not talk much. Leave that to me.” 46 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY The carriage swept up to the north entrance. Evelyn darted a lightning glance towards the gates. Her mother sat up and tried to look calm. There was no one in sight. It was now one minute past three. “ Drive on a little way,” called Miss Lovejoy to the coachman, “and then come back.” “My dear, wasn’t he there? ” asked her mother. “No! You aren’t blind, are you?” snapped Evelyn as she leant back on the cushions once more. They drove in silence for half a mile and then the carriage turned back. When they drew up before the entrance it was ten minutes past three. And still the tall figure of Lord Richard was not visible. “Perhaps he has forgotten,” murmured Mrs. Lovejoy with great lack of tact. Her daughter made no reply. The horses stamped and flung up their heads. The minutes passed slowly. Evelyn was torn between the desire to stay and the wish to behave as non- chalantly as possible, in which case she knew she ought to go elsewhere. Finally she decided to go into the grounds with her mother. “No doubt Lord Richard has been called away at the last minute on some important Government business,” she said, as she alighted from the carriage. “ But, my dear, is he connected with the Govern- ment? ” “Of course he is! ” flashed Evelyn. “He’s the son of a Marquis, isn’t he? ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 47 “ Yes, my dear,” panted Mrs. Lovejoy, humbly. Evelyn handed the necessary entrance money coldly to the man in the office, and mother and daughter passed into the gardens. Mrs. Lovejoy was at once struck by the sight of a large green and pink parrot which hung suspended by its beak from its perch. “ How gorgeous ! ” she murmured. 4 Dust the thing for a cushion.” “ Gh, do come on!” cried Evelyn, irritably. “ Are you going to stand all night looking at that hideous creature? ” In the meantime Lord Richard, in the company of Tubby, had consumed a satisfactory luncheon, during which all thought of the Zoo had been put out of mind. Tubby had met an American family that morning, and seemed greatly stimulated by the encounter. “ Everything seems to be pure guesswork in America, Richard, judging by the way they all talked,” he remarked over his coffee and cigar. “ The only thing they seem certain about is the inferiority of England.” “I suppose it’s quite true, Tubby.” “They do things quite differently over there,” reflected Tubby. “They tell me that the sign of national greatness in America is to have a cock-tail named after you when you die.” “Why are divorces so common in America?” asked Lord Richard, thoughtfully. He was sitting at the piano. “ Because they heat their houses with hot- water pipes,” replied Tubby. “That’s why they have scarcely any domestic life.” 48 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “It must be terrible to get divorced, 5 ’ continued Richard, pursuing a melancholy train of thought and striking solemn chords. “Oh, no,” said Tubby, cheerfully. “You can talk about anything after a year’s interval — even about your divorce.” “It’s very expensive, isn’t it? 99 “Of course. It’s a luxury.” “ What do you have to do ? ” “You don’t have to do anything in America. In England the matter is more complicated. You begin by dismissing all the servants and replacing them by trained detectives. After that you leave it all to them.” “I hope I shall never come to that,” said Lord Richard, earnestly. “It sounds terrible.” “It isn’t so terrible as it sounds,” said Tubby. “Nothing is so terrible as it sounds.” “ You’re awfully cynical, Tubby. I wish I could be as cynical. How would you like to marry for money? ” “ I shouldn’t like to marry for any other reason - — if I had to marry at all. Thank Heaven, I needn’t.” “I should like to marry for love,” said Lord Richard, wistfully. He began to play a dreamy waltz. Tubby crossed one leg over the other and puffed contentedly at his cigar. “Good people marry because they fall in love,” he remarked. “ Bad people marry because they are tired of falling. Are you tired of falling, Richard ? ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 49 Lord Richard rose from the piano. “ My dear Tubby, I belong to the society of good people. If I were to marry I should never dream of thinking myself unworthy of my wife. I am worthy of any woman.” “I call that confounded conceit, Richard.” “I suppose it is.” “I hate conceited men,” said Tubby, “ So do I,” said Lord Richard. “ Let’s go out.” “You’ve nothing to be conceited about.” “That’s why I’m conceited, Tubby.” “ I hope she’ll humble you to the dust. I shan’t brush you if she does.” Tubby levered himself on to his feet and adjusted his tie before the mirror. “Where are we to meet them? ” “ At the east entrance at three. Hurry up. We shall be late as it is.” They hailed a hansom and drove rapidly to their destination. On the way Tubby said : “ What shall I talk to the mother about? ” “ Oh, anything. Keep off diamonds. Lovejoy was a diamond merchant.” “It is a subject I rarely broach,” said Tubby. “ I shall tell her the story of the serpents of Brazil.” They drew up with a jerk opposite the east entrance. Lord Richard sprang out. “They’re late! ” he said. “That’s extra- ordinary.” “There’s nothing extraordinary in being late,” said Tubby as he paid the driver. “ I should have expected her to be early.” 50 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ In order to see you, Richard. Your conceit is insufferable. ” They took up a position in the shade and waited. Lord Richard consulted his watch at intervals. “ 1 hate waiting for people, ” he exclaimed. “How long shall we give them ? ” “ Half an hour at least. It’s beastly to be caught out at your own game like this. She’s got more sense than I thought from your description.” “Where are the animals?” asked Richard, petulantly. “I can’t see anything but trees over the fence.” “Perhaps they’re in the trees.” “Elephants don’t live in trees,” said Richard. The minutes passed slowly. At length an idea smote upon the brain of Mr. Bannister. “Are you sure she said the east gate? ” “North gate, you mean, Tubby. This is the north gate, isn’t it? ” “This is the east gate. You told me the east gate and I told the driver. What an ass you are, Richard! What’s the time? ” “ It’s almost half-past three. Let’s go and ask the man in that ticket-office what we ought to do.” After a heated discussion it was decided that Tubby should walk across the gardens to the north gate, this being the shortest way, while Lord Richard, in case the Lovejoys might drive round the various entrances, was to walk round by the road. They set off with rapid steps on their different courses. Tubby, after lingering before an LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 51 enclosure containing several vermilion flamingoes, which excited his admiration and wonder, finally arrived at the west gate, owing to mis-direction on the part of an old gentleman whom he had asked on the way. He remained there for some minutes, smoking blissfully. At length his suspicions became aroused, and after making inquiries he discovered the mistake. He set out manfully for the north gate, and arrived panting and exhausted. Lord Richard, who had arrived some time before, had asked at the ticket-office if anyone answering to the description of Mrs. and Miss Lovejoy had passed through the gates, and had received a reply in the affirmative. He therefore left a message for Tubby to meet him at the lion-house and set off to tour the gardens in search of Evelyn. On receiving his message Tubby at once chartered a bath-chair and directed the man to wheel him to the lion-house. He passed through the grounds, the object of some curiosity on the part of the visitors, who naturally contrasted his extraordinary healthful appearance with his method of locomotion. At intervals he called to the man to stop in order that he might study the antics of some remarkable bird or beast. The sights pleased him immensely, and he felt some regret that he had never come before. He arrived at the lion-house, to find Richard stretched prone on a seat, gazing with expression- less eyes at the king of beasts. On seeing Tubby in his bath-chair Richard jumped to his feet. UNIVERSITY Ot Illinois library *t orbana-champaign 52 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ By Jove, Tubby, that’s a good idea! I’m dead tired, I’ve been all over the shop. They’re here somewhere.” “Come on,” said Tubby, cheerfully. “Get another bath-chair and continue your search.” Another bath-chair was procured, and side by side the intrepid travellers sallied forth on the chase. Evelyn Lovejoy, with her exhausted mother dragging along at her heels, walked wearily past the cosmopolitan collection of animals without casting a glance at their cages. “ My dear ! ” gasped Mrs. Lovejoy, “ let us either go home or take a bath-chair. I’m sure he isn’t here.” “ How can we possibly take bath-chairs ?” snapped Evelyn. “ How absurd we should look ! It is very vulgar to attract attention.” “My feet ache dreadfully,” groaned Mrs. Love- joy- “ I don’t expect Lord Richard is here for a moment. Please don’t think I’m looking for him.” “Then what are we doing? ” “I suppose we can look at the animals without Lord Richard Sandridge’s assistance? ” “Yes, yes, dear. Can’t we sit down somewhere and have some tea ? ” “ Have tea here ! ” exclaimed her daughter in horrified tones. “ Only the commonest people take tea at a place like this.” At this moment, as they dragged themselves LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 53 round a corner, they came face to face with Lord Richard and Tubby, who, side by side in their comfortable bath-chairs, were engaged in earnest conversation. Evelyn’s first impulse was to fly. Lord Richard had not yet seen her. She took a step back and caught hold of her mother’s hand. Then she heard Lord Richard’s voice saying earnestly : “ My dear Tubby, I should adore the right sort of wife. I should worship her from the crown of her head to the soles of ” He caught sight of Evelyn standing before him, pale and ^hrinking. To the surprise of the by- standers he leapt actively from his bath-chair and hailed her with apparent delight. 66 It was all my fault,” he explained to Mrs. Lovejoy. “ I have a genius for muddling things. I am most awfully sorry to have kept you waiting.” “Oh, we weren’t waiting for you,” said Evelyn, tartly. She bit her lip, regretting the words. “ Let me introduce my friend Tubby — Mr. Bannister, I mean,” said Richard. The introductions were effected, and after dis- missing the bath-chairs the party moved slowly on. Evelyn and Richard were in front. “Can you ever forgive me?” murmured Lord Richard, softly. She looked up at him. The words she had overheard came back to her in their full meaning. “ Yes,” she murmured with equal softness. They strolled in a silence which, for Richard’s 54 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY part, was due to vacuity of mind, but in Evelyn’s case arose from a wild conflict of emotions in her heart. “Why didn’t you take a bath-chair? ” he asked at length in a matter-of-fact voice. “Oh, I did not need one,” she said hastily. “1 am passionately fond of walking. It is so sweet to walk along these paths among the beautiful birds and beasts, and let one’s imagination trans- port one to 6 magic casements opening on the foam in ’ — in — lands forlorn, you know.” “Yes,” said Lord Richard. “That’s what Tubby and I were saying to each other just when we met you.” “ Have you read any of that book? ” she asked, arching her eyebrows and glancing at him side- ways. “I dipped into it last night,” he said. He re- collected that he had left it in Tubby’s rooms. “ Flow nice of you to put all those rose-leaves in it. They kept on dropping out as I turned the pages.” She was gratified. “We’re going to the reptile house,” called out Tubby. “ I want to show Mrs. Lovejoy the ser- pents of Brazil.” “And you?” queried Lord Richard, tenderly. “ Where would you like to go? ” “To the iion-house,” she answered with a flash of her eyes. Lord Richard straightened his back. “ Right-ho ! ” he said. They turned their steps down a side path. “ You told me a lie just now,” she said. “You LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 55 weren’t talking to your friend about magic case- ments when you met us. I heard what you said as you came up.” “ What did you hear?” asked Richard, with great anxiety. “ I heard you say a fine thing ! ” He sighed with relief. “ I heard you say you would worship your wife, Lord Richard ! ” “So I would,” he said heartily. Then, recollect- ing himself, he looked down at her. “Yes,” he murmured. “Do you believe me? ” “I believe you,” she answered simply. They came to the doors of the lion-house and passed within silently. “How fine they look! ” she exclaimed in thrill- ing tones. “ How noble their mien and how terrible their eyes ! I think if I were an animal I should like to be a lion ! ” “You would be fed once a day at three,” said Richard, absently. Fortunately she did not hear the remark owing to the loud roars which filled the air. “Do you remember the king who had the heart of a lion? ” she asked. “No,” he said. “I’ve forgotten.” “He is my favourite king in history.” “ What was his name? ” She stood before him and drew herself up, “ Richard Coeur de Lion ! ” she cried. After this he felt that it would be folly to delay matters. He drew a deep breath and clenched his 56 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY hands. He felt the whole edifice in which he stood rocking under his feet. A mist swam before his eyes. His mouth became dry. She still stood superbly before him. “Evelyn,” he said in a low vbiee. An enraged lion uttered a loud roar. He looked at her and saw that she had not heard him. “ Evelyn,” he said, raising his voice. “ Will you marry me? ” As he said these words a sudden silence fell on the place. The lion ceased to roar. His voice rang out clearly, causing an elderly lady from Putney, whose name happened to be Evelyn, who was standing near by, to jump as if she had been shot. He remained rooted to the spot, gazing at Evelyn as if at some dread spectre. She turned very pale. The lady from Putney blushed, for no obvious reason. “ Richard,” murmured Evelyn. A wave of colour swept over her. Turning, she hastened up the steps to a seat. The lady from Putney, now very pale, moved a few paces away. Lord Richard, feeling as if his knees had turned to water, followed Evelyn. For a moment he had a savage desire to hear her refuse him. And then, as he saw her face, a deep regret tore at his heart. He felt genuinely sorry, both for her and for himself. “ Georgie made me do it,” he muttered, as he stood before her. She was overcome, more by the emotion of sur- prise than by any passion, although she loved him LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 57 as he stood there* pale and defiant, against the background of restless lions. Then, with an effort, she controlled herself. Her brain worked rapidly. Swiftly she passed in review before her mind all the essential facts of the case. “ Yes,” she said in a steady voice, “I will marry you— on one condition.” 44 And what is that? ” he asked. “ I will marry you, Richard, if you fulfil this one condition.” She paused a moment and raised her eyes to his. “ I will marry you if you show me that you can earn your own living for six months ! 99 CHAPTER IV u But money’s scanty ; I’m dilettante, And so Amanti has to wait in Ypsilanti. Lady Georgie was washing the Dresden china in the drawing-room at Lexmore Gardens. She always insisted on doing this herself. The china was regrettably ugly and strange in design. Im- mense vases swelling out and curving in clumsy lines, and decorated with inane-looking beings, stood about on brackets. Georgie felt vaguely that it was the proper thing to have such ornaments 58 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY in her house, and bought them as cheaply as possible. The fact that the same things could be dear and cheap was of immense and vivid interest to her. She was moderately well off, and the management of her income was the centre of all her existence. Every year she bought at Evans’ a very cheap and comprehensive housekeeper’s book, in which there were spaces allotted practically to everything in life. For eliminate the dressmaker, fishmonger, baker, doctor, the post-office, the railway, etc., and what have you ? Georgie often made this final remark. The amazing thing was that, in spite of a diligent attendance at practically all sales, and notwithstanding that she studied her stores’ list as carefully as the monk his missal, Lady Georgina failed to save anything. Her weaker sisters living all round the gardens, and more particularly Lady Phillimon at No. 5, and the Hon. Bridget Lacy at No. 3, accomplished this result without half the exertion. At the age of eighteen Georgina had adopted one or two lines of conduct and methods of life as “ sensible,” and she had clung faithfully to them throughout the twelve monotonous years of married life with the excellent Thompson. So things were as they always had been this June morning at 4 Lexmore Gardens. The clock pointed to eleven ; Lady Georgie had sketched out with the cook a bill of fare for the day, comprising two puddings made for twopence. The cook, who was unfortunately new and unused to the place, had LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 59 ventured to suggest a savoury Georgie had never heard of. She distrusted that savoury at once, but was patient and heard the cook out. 66 It seems to involve a good deal of expense with the chutney and the prawns,” she had said with the peculiar graciousness and firmness she employed towards servants. “ I think we had best leave it alone.” It was china morning, a Wednesday, and her ladyship was in full swing. She wore a huge linen apron, enveloping her plump person. As she washed she meditated on her brother. “ If he had only an income of his own ! ” she sighed. “ Rut he hasn’t, he never will have, and it’s essential that something should be arranged. He must marry or work.” At breakfast she had emphasised the thought to Thompson, who was head of that great banking firm, Hill, Mackerel & Thompson. “I’ll speak to Hill,” the good-natured man had replied. 4 4 And I don’t think sardines make a very satisfactory breakfast, Georgina. I think I remember saying so before.” “ Yes, do speak to Hill,” said Georgie. She had for long gone on the plan of taking no notice of any remark which annoyed her. She seldom thought of the aggravating fact that Mr. Thompson spent an hour and a half every day (he had con- fessed it) lunching at the First Avenue Hotel. She seldom thought of how much it came to. Just as she was replacing an enormous flower- pot of chaste design on a stand, made specially 60 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY for it, her eyes fell on her brother’s handsome figure passing the window with an unusually quick step. “ Richard to lunch ! How very tiresome. There’s really nothing in the house except chicken, and he began that some days ago. This sort of thing makes me wish one had no brothers at all ! ” Lady Georgie forgot her annoyance when she caught sight of her brother’s face. It had lost its customary pleasant look and was worried, distinctly worried. ^ “ Is it bad news, Richard?” she said, nearly dropping a small Savona vase. “Is anyone ill? ” “No, no, it’s not that,” he answered, sinking wearily upon a couch. “You’ll be pleased with me, Georgie.” This time the Savona vase dropped and broke into a thousand pieces. It was one of those rare occasions when Georgie was genuinely moved. She guessed instant 2y, and thoughts of diamonds and houses in Portman Square, Christmas and birthday gifts, danced in her brain. She even imagined her- self strolling in the grounds of Miss Lovejoy’s immense country estate, “Dinas Powis.” Her eyes, always roundish, grew positively like small blue saucers as she gazed at Lord Richard. “It’s Miss Lovejoy! You are engaged ! ” she almost whispered. “Right,” said Lord Richard. “You darling! ” said Lady Georgie, approach- ing and kissing him tenderly. “Now tell me all about it, and don’t be long, for I must finish the LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 61 china and have a dressmaker at twelve. When did you do it? ” “ Yesterday.” “ So you come to me practically at once. That was nice. I’m awfully glad, Richard. It makes everything so easy, and isn’t it very — very ” — Lady Georgie hesitated — “ very interesting to be in love? ” “Oh, very,” he said despondently. “ Richard, you’re not well. It’s your heart again ! ” Lady Georgie believed in Sippleth waite. “ It is, as you say, my heart again,” he answered. 66 She has accepted me on this condition, that I earn my own living for six months.” “Oh, impossible,” said Georgie, sharply. “She would never presume to dictdfe to you ! ” “ She did. She didn’t oehave a bit like the heiresses in books,” said her brother, a little wildly. The whole situation rose before him again in terrible clearness. How unkind and unreasonable she was. And he had taken her to the Zoo! And only yesterday morning he remembered he had been positively light-hearted. He had even whistled as he was shaving, he recollected. Now there was nothing left to be happy over, ran his incoherent thoughts. He wished he had never met Miss Love- joy. He looked at his sister, who was mechanic- ally trying to piece together the Savona vase, and he hated her. “ She didn’t mean it, you know, Richard ; it was just — just a rather impertinent joke,” she suggested. 62 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ She was perfectly serious.” “ Well, I think it was gross impertinence on her part,” w r as the hot reply. “I never heard of such, a thing ! ” “I said I would do anything for her sake.” “ Silly ass ! Why say such a thing? ” “ I won’t have you callin’ me a silly ass, Georgie. Who suggested it? Who swore it was the best thing to do for the family? ” Lady Georgina was quelled by her brother’s bitterness. She remained silent for a few moments’ then burst out with : “ Did you accept the conditions? ” “Of course I played up to her. I pretended that it was the easiest thing in the world, and we arranged that I should 4gjp and see her in December. The six months is to begin on July 1st.” Richard did not add that Evelyn had been charm- ing to him after the scene in the lion-house. Her manner had been gentle, kind even to tenderness. She had looked at him in a delightful way under her long, dark lashes, and as he said good-bye she even pressed his hand lingeringly. Mrs. Lovejoy and Tubby, panting up the grave w r alks, thought the whole thing was arranged as they observed the cool, white linen dress in close proximity to the immaculate suit, wdiich was the hundred and twentieth item on a famous tailor’s bill. “Well, I’m sorry, on the w r hole,” said Georgie, after deep thought. “ But you can easily get employment. There’s Bundleman ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 63 4 4 Hang Bundleman! Hang him many times over ! ” 44 My dear boy, what would be the good of hang- ing anyone many times over ? And Bertie will speak for you at the bank — in fact, he’s doing so to-day ” Lord Richard’s lips set in an obstinate line and his sister’s heart sank. 44 I’m not going into a bank. I’d give them fair warning and simply take some of their piles of gold home in my pocket and go to the East and live on the money till I died. I might go to the East and beg,” he added bright- ening. 44 But I suppose it wouldn’t be earning properly. She’ll want to know all particulars. Is there any lunch, Georgie? I must be going. Hullo, what is it? ” 44 The Marchioness of Morenest is here, m’lady, and will stay to luncheon,” announced a servant from the door. The Marchioness was resting in the hall, render- ing invisible the small but strong chair on which she reposed. 44 Mamma! I thought you said you could not come this week,” said Lady Georgie, hurrying out. 44 Yes, it was this week,” was the tranquil reply. 44 1 caught Harriet using this this morning, Georgina.” She waved a small packet of papier pouclre. “ Stupid woman. I took them away and shall use them myself. Can you see any change in me, child? I rubbed two on as I was driving here. 64 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Do I look well? Your father has been odious to me this morning. And Sir Walter Chargem says I must positively be a vegetarian for a time.” “ I think your .complexion is much the same as usual. You look quite well. I’m sorry father has been odious. And I think Chargem’s wrong,” said Georgie, patiently remembering the questions in order. 66 Let luncheon be served at once,” said the Marchioness, waving her plump hand. “ Mamma ! before twelve ! ” “I can’t help it if we are late. I couldn’t come before. Is it a party ? ” 44 Richard is here.” “ Where is he?” Richard, in a fit of deep despondency, was play- ing on the piano. He had an exquisite touch and imparted to “The Little Shop-girl” an air of appropriate sweetness, despair and gloom. “He’s playing. Go in and see him while I order luncheon.” The Marchioness sailed in. “I thought it was the piano-tuner; I quite thought so,” she said. “Now I see that you are playing Beethoven. But how you deteriorate in your music ! ” She surged into a seat. “Do you mind my taking your temperature? ” she said. “ (And would you mind stopping the noise?) It only takes a minute. I am convinced that my temperature is lower than anyone’s. I met the Duchess of Antwerp this morning, and I LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 65 said, 6 What is the lowest ebb your temperature has ever reached ? ’ She confessed it was 97. Now mine, I know for a positive fact, has been 92. I wonder I have a temperature at all after your father’s goings-on. He still won’t let me get a new bath. I go into the bathroom and turn on the hot water and splash with my hands so that the maids shan’t suspect. Oh, it’s pitiful ! It makes one’s heart ache to think of it.” She had inserted a clinical thermometer into her son’s mouth. “Do you mind? ” she demanded. “ Not in the least,” he replied absently. Anyone but Lady Morenest would have noticed his preoccupation. He was wondering, wondering, wondering — “Your father nods so that he drops it. He has broken two this morning. They spring out of his mouth almost as soon as I put them in. But I had ordered three from the chemist,” said the Marchioness, smiling radiantly. “ And so I had one left.” “Mamma,” said Lady Georgie, entering, “you are extravagant. Three thermometers in one day.” A look of worry crept over her face. “ I shall be able to get at more money when your father’s gone,” said Lady Morenest, beginning to set sail for the door. “ Did you say luncheon was ready ? And should you mind setting any carnivor- ous food on a side-table? Since I have become a vegetarian I cannot sit down to a table with meat on it. What vegetables are there, by the way? ” c 66 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Lady Georgie, who not only had to keep her dressmaker waiting, but had very little for lunch, preserved her temper wonderfully. “There’s salad, of sorts,” she said, “and pota- toes and cold chicken. Why are you sitting on the piano-stool with a thermometer in your mouth, Richard? ” He dashed it down on a small table and rose. “Will there be any lunch for me? ” he inquired. “No,” shrieked Lady Morenest from the dining- room, where she was already ensconced. “ There’s only chicken for two, hardly that. Chickens are simply vegetables with feathers instead of leaves.” “ Miss Lovejoy said she’d like to call on mamma,” said his sister, anxious for a little more conversa- tion ere parting. “Don’t let her. Mother will take her tempera- ture and that will stop her talking.” “She’d think it was the correct thing to do if mother did it,” said Georgie, bitterly. She felt for her brother and for the family dignity. The thought of her mother’s bill at the chemist’s, which, no doubt, would soon be forwarded by the despairing Marquis to her husband, checked any further w^ords of scorn. From that moment Georgie uttered no disparaging remarks about Miss Lovejoy. The matter must be carried through. “ Good-b}^, darling,” she said ardently. “I am almost certain there will be a message from Bertie for you when you get in. And it wdll only be for six months. Then you can marry her and settle down.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 67 “ And settle up,” he said, thinking of his end- less bills. “ But, hang it all, I do admire her. But how can she ever be my wife? ” “ Why, anyone can be anyone’s wife, you stupid,” said Georgie. But Lord Richard knew better. “ No, there are laws against some marriages,” he said, trying to express his meaning. 6 ‘ I wish I could find a law against this. I wish there was some other way out.” 46 There isn’t. Oh, Richard, think of mamma,” said Georgie, pointing towards the next room, where Lady Morenest was thoroughly enjoying herself. “Think of father and all the losses! ” 64 1 don’t want to,” he replied crossly. He kissed her and went to the door. “I suppose you’ll be interviewing people all the afternoon. The best way to the bank is by the tube and change at Piccadilly. Oh, Richard, she won’t be telling her friends about this affair, will she? That would be simply intolerable.” “Of course she won’t. I simply leave her alone for six months and return on the first of December with my earnings in my purse. You’d better be there as you’re so involved in the affair. Then you can go home and announce it in the evening and drink our healths in that raspberry vinegar you’re always making.” “I can’t think what mamma is doing,” said Georgie, uneasily. “She is so quiet.” “She’s gone to sleep, I expect. Good-bye, Georgie.” 68 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Lord Richard did not go back to his rooms at once. He refused to think out the situation till the evening, and spent the afternoon at Kew, staring at the flowers with some enjoyment. As it grew late he was struck with the resemblance of Kew with the Zoo. “ It even rhymes/’ he muttered miser- ably, and immediately wended his way homewards. There were three letters awaiting him. He opened the largest envelope. It was from Bundleman, offering him a post in dry goods. “ I won’t, I won’t be in dry goods,” said Richard. He shouted for dinner and regarded the remain- ing two envelopes. One was in his brother-in-law’s handwriting. The other was in a strange hand. Bertie Thomp- son’s letter was very kind. He had seen Hill, and though there was no post vacant at that time Hili had generously contrived one specially for him. “Easy work and easy hours,” wrote the amiable brother-in-law, “ would at least make your burdens lighter.” “ Burdens, burdens. I suppose he means father and mother, and my bills. Carter, have I many bills just now? ” he called to his man. “ A fair amount, sir. The left-hand drawer is well blocked up, sir.” “I’m feeling so depressed to-night, Carter, that I think I must pay off one at any rate. Any of us, after all, may die at any time.” “ Yes, sir. There’s one here for eighteenpence, sir.” “ Pay it to-morrow, Carter. Here you are, I can LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 69 just do it. Now I ought to glow with virtue all evening. 5 ’ During dinner Richard kept the third letter by his side; and after eating in silence for some time he burst out: 44 Do you like getting letters, Carter? ” 44 Why, yes, sir.” 44 Then, Carter, you must be engaged. You couldn’t possibly like getting letters unless you were engaged.” 44 I’m not promised, sir,” said Carter, dusting away some crumbs from the tablecloth with great dexterity. 44 Rut there is a young person at South- sea, sir.” Then, pursing his thin lips, he added patronizingly, 44 She’s a little, thin, pale, but well- meaning young person.” 44 You go to Southsea for your holidays, don’t you? ” 44 Yes, sir,” was the apologetic reply. 44 You see she — she wants to see me, sir.” 44 Lucky man ! ” said his master. 44 No one wants to see me, Carter, but my tailor.” He tore open the third letter with a grim fore- boding. It was from a scholastic agency, and stated that Lady Georgina Thompson had handed in his name that afternoon to Messrs Albans & Albans, and that they had much pleasure in telling him that they had vacant a post as private tutor in a small house near Brighton. There were two boys who desired to be prepared for Oxford. Salary excellent. Would Lord Richard communicate with them? 70 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Georgie’s afraid I won’t go to the bank, so she’s working at other plans. I must stop her,” he reflected. Then he went to the looking-glass over the mantelpiece and stared at himself. “ I won’t go into dry goods,” he said sternly. “ I won’t go into a bank. I won’t go and teach € amo , amas y amat. 9 Anyway, I don’t remember any more. I’d better settle it up at once.” He seated himself at the table and wrote : “My dear Mr. Bundleman, — Many thanks. I am not in need of a post just now.” Then : — “ Lord Richard Sandridge thanks Messrs. Albans & Albans for their communication and informs them that they may take off his name from their books.” Then : — “ My dear Bertie, — I couldn’t possibly be in a bank. Thanks all the same. — Yours, “R. S.” “ I can’t go to Lexmore Gardens again after this. What can I do? ” he said to himself. As he sealed the third envelope, “By Jove! I can at least disappear and they’ll stop bothering me! ” Seizing a fourth sheet of notepaper he wrote to LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 71 Tubby, briefly outlining this solution and closing with the pathetic sentence : “Do dine with me before I disappear.” “ Here are four letters, four precious letters to post, Carter.” Richard was delighted with the idea of his disappearance and turned a brighter face to his valet. “ Have I paid you recently, by the way, Carter? ” he added genially. “Not very lately, my lord.” “ Is there a letter from the bank for me to-day — have you opened it as I told you and found out how much I have ? I never dare open letters from the bank myself.” “ Nine pounds, my lord ! ” “ Oh, good. Fll write you a cheque now for eight. I may — be going away.” “ Yes, my lord.” Richard sat back in his chair and thought. What could he do ? What could he possibly do when he had disappeared? Where should he disappear to? He had got to work somewhere. Nauseous thought. There had been something in the essay Miss Lovejoy had given him about a man working in Mother Earth. Personally he didn’t care for Mother Earth, and he was positively frightened of worms. He had seen lots when he was weeding for Georgie. Gardening he would not do. “ After all,” he consoled himself, “ I shall only take a few shillings with me and I shall be bound to work. Something will turn up.” Then his mind wandered to Evelyn. He pictured himself, with all his bills paid, lounging through the 72 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY beautiful rooms at Portman Square. He saw him- self at his tailor’s looking over hundreds of patterns (exclusive) and ordering hundreds of suits. He saw himself investing in sets and sets of waistcoat buttons, bizarre and rare. He saw himself in a perfectly-equipped sailing-yacht cruising in Southern waters. He even imagined himself into Tibet (without Evelyn), where he met with thrilling and absorbing adventures. He saw himself in the huge bungalow at Maidenhead, where the heiress enter- tained her friends on emerald lawns stretching down to the smooth river. He would enjoy that, certainly. “ When do you think of marrying, Carter? 99 he asked when his man had returned from the serious posting of the letters. “ 1 shall not leave you, my lord, till you wish to get rid of me,” said Carter, drawing himself up. “ And if your lordship were to marry, and begging your pardon, my lord, it is the best I could wish to ’appen to you, I would then take the hoppor- tunity hoffered and withdraw.” Lord Richard sat bolt upright on the Chester- field, where he had thrown himself. He always lay down after the exhausting pastime of letter- writing. “The best thing that can happen to me! ” he exclaimed. “ Why do you think so, pray? ” “Hevery man is better for a ’ome, my lord. 1 don’t care if it be a dook or a commoner, we’re all men, my lord, under our skins and houtward appear- ance,” Carter said humbly, and paused. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 73 6 ‘ Quite so, quite so! ” assented Lord Richard, warmly. “ And what I maintain is, my lord, that a man’s the better for a woman’s love, and sometimes, begging your pardon, my lord, halso for her money.” “Has Miss — er — Southsea a fortune? ” “ She ’as a very tidy little confectionery business not so very far from the Parade, my lord.” “Oh! I’m glad to hear it.” Lord Richard smoked furiously. Even Carter saw that he needed to marry money. The fact seemed to prevail every- where. Even the shoe he wore was shabby. But he was not going to Bundleman. O/i, no. Georgie would say, “Why not?” “Tubby would not be such a fool. He would understand. Why, it would kill me,” thought the hope of the family, straightening his violet tie. And a bank ! Faugh ! He would honestly rather die. The idea of his tutoring sent him into fits of silent laughter. “Albans & Albans didn’t know, I fancy,” he said to himself, “they didn’t know that I didn’t get through the Little-go till my third year ! I call that little affair a very good joke.” By this time to-morrow evening he would have disappeared ! Where would he be ? He had a wild idea that he would find out the address of the con- fectionery girl at Southsea from Carter. But that would be scarcely fair. He knew he would absorb the profits, and after all the profits were due to Carter. “ I’d better look up some advertisements, I sup- C 2 74 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY pose,” he thought, and languidly stretched out his hand to the as yet unfolded Morning Post . “ What a day I’ve had, Mornin’ paper not read at nine- thirty in the evening through pressure of business !” he muttered. He found the advertisements and read moodily. “Waitress — that won’t do. Industrious male assistant for drapery business — (no). Grocer assistant, used to both counters and soliciting — - (what was soliciting?). Frenchman, young — (un- lucky again). Man — accustomed to making steel sickles and reaping-hooks (heavens!).” And so on and so on till he turned to the first page, where his eye caught the following in largish type : “ Wanted at once. Capable butler of gentle- manly appearance. Apply L. G., 8 Bollinger Terrace, Chelsea. The terms “ gentlemanly appearance ” went straight to the heart of Lord Richard. He went to the looking-glass once more and stared at him- self for quite ten minutes, and finally exclaimed, “By Jove, I’ll do! And — what’s more — I’ll do it! ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 75 CHAPTER V ‘ * Henceforth I ask not good fortune, I myself am good fortune ; Henceforth I whimper no more, postpone no more . . Song of the Road. “Is it possible that I hear you aright?’’ ex- claimed Tubby, breathless after his rapid ascent of the staircase. “Yes,” said Lord Richard from the bed-clothes, “I am going to disappear.” “But, my dear fellow, how? ” “Disappear — vanish,” continued Richard in smothered tones as he turned his head on the pillow. “ Do you think anyone will miss me, Tubby? ” “No, I don’t think that,” said Tubby. “But what interests me is the way you propose to dis- appear. When I received your letter this morn- ing that was the first thing that struck me, and that’s why I came round at once.” “I have a plan,” said Lord Richard, recollecting the advertisement in the Morning Post . “ Ring for Carter.” Tubby pressed the electric bell. “ Carter,” said Lord Richard, when his servant arrived, “lay out my oldest suit of clothes.” “Yes, my lord.” “And, Carter, there will be two to breakfast,” said Tubby. “I was so excited that I could scarcely swallow anything this morning. I have not 76 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY been up so early for years. I hate getting up early. It’s so terribly disfiguring.” He examined his face in the mirror. Lord Richard watched him despondently. “ What an extraordinary arrangement Miss Love- joy has made,” continued Mr. Bannister, taking up a hair-brush. “ I am astonished that you acquiesced so readily. Why have men fallen into this silly habit of being slaves to women? ” “I can’t understand it, Tubby,” said Lord Richard, seriously. “You’re right — I’m nothing but a slave. And a slave is lower than a servant, Tubby, isn’t he? ” “ I suppose so. Richard, you can’t possibly wear that suit ! ” Carter had entered carrying the oldest suit in Richard’s wardrobe. “Unfold it, Carter,” said Lord Richard, sternly. They surveyed it in silence. “Impossible! ” exclaimed Tubby. “ What do you think? ” asked Richard. “I’m inclined to agree with Mr. Bannister, your lordship. At the time it was a fashionable and exclusive pattern. But now it is current coin.” “Would that it were!” murmured Lord Richard. He sprang out of bed, spurred by a sudden resolution. “Throw it away, Carter!” he cried. “ Bring me my newest morning coat. Hang it, I must have a gentlemanly appearance, even though I am a servant — a slave, I mean ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 77 46 Are you going to call on her to-day? ” asked Tubby. “Yes,” muttered Richard. 44 But there’s no reason to suppose it’s a she any more than a he. L. G. were the initials. They sound Jewish to my mind.” 44 What are you muttering about? ” 44 Nothing. Give me that other brush.” 44 You can’t have it. I’m using it.” 44 Your hair is perfectly smooth.” 44 What do you want with a hair-brush at this stage? ” 44 1 always brush my hair before having a bath,” exclaimed Lord Richard with sudden ferocity. 44 Give it to me, Tubby.” 44 Be patient, Richard. Early rising makes my hair curl out of sheer horror.” 44 The more you brush a curl the more it curls,” said Lord Richard, trying to snatch the brush, 44 Leave it alone! Carter! ” Carter’s voice sounded in the distance. 44 Yes, my lord? ” 44 Turn on the cold water. If there’s any ice in the place put it in the bath. Ice is what they use for people who are going mad, isn’t it? ” 44 Yes, my lord.” 44 Don’t spare the ice then ! Tubby, you fiend, give me that brush.” 44 You can have it now. The curl is dead.” After brushing his hair Lord Richard departed to his iced bath, thinking deeply over the imme- diate future. Tubby wandered round the bed- 78 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY room examining all the photographs and orna- ments. He picked up all the bottles and boxes on the toilet-table and sniffed at their contents. He found some Indian clubs behind a curtain and began to swing them. Lord Richard came back from his bath just as Tubby swung a club into the electric lamp sus- pended above the dressing-table. “ What an ass you are, Tubby! How on earth can I dress on a carpet of powdered bulb glass ! ” Carter was summoned to sweep up the fragments. When he had gone Tubby sat down on a couch and surveyed his friend as he was dressing. Lord Richard lingered over his assortment of ties until Tubby grew weary. “ Hurry up, Richard. Breakfast will become luncheon soon, and we’ll be done out of a meal. Why haven’t you got a photograph of her here? There seems to be a photograph of everyone in town except her.” “ By Jove, Tubby, I quite forgot to ask her ! I shall have to go round and get one before I dis- appear ! What an infernal nuisance. Carter! — Oh, Carter, just bring me the Morning Post in here.” When it was brought Richard glanced hastily at the advertisement pages. The advertisement for the butler was still there. The sight cheered Lord Richard and he began to whistle. “ You’re not in love,” said Tubby. ‘‘How can I tell? Will you be my best man, Tubby? ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 79 “No. I’m faint with hunger. Hurry up, Richard. What time do you disappear? ” “ Oh, I shan’t tell you that. You aren’t to follow me, you know, Tubby. You wouldn’t play such a low hand, would you? ” he inquired anxiously. “I’m due at Strawberry Hill this afternoon, unfortunately,” said Tubby. “Otherwise I should certainly dog your footsteps. But I promised the Prime Minister I’d be there to-day. The Polish dancers are to dance on the lawn. Hadn’t you a card for it? ” “ I don’t know. I forget. My days for going out and enjoying myself are over,” said his lord- ship, miserably. “I see the card on the mantelpiece. Am I to tell people you’re disappearin’? ” “Anything you like,” was the desperate answer. “ But, of course, it must be kept strictly dark about the reason.” “Six months hence, when people read that 6 a marriage has been arranged,’ they won’t know what a deal of arrangin’ it took,” grinned Mr. Bannister. “ I believe you’re goin’ on the stage. So I shall go to the theatre every night for the next ten weeks.” v “Do,” said the other. “I shall be in Henry VIII. It will cheer me up to see your idiotic face beaming at me from the stalls as I come on as Fifth Gentleman. And now come down to the club.” Richard spent the morning in greeting various 80 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY acquaintances and lingering over his good-byes in such an impressive and melancholy manner that more than one of his friends asked him what was the matter. At two-thirty, after an excellent lunch, Tubby departed. An hour later Richard leapt into a hansom and drove to Portman Square. Coming down the broad steps was a sharp- featured, elderly man, who apparently did not observe Lord Richard. “ Who can that be? They know so few people. Perhaps it’s an uncle. He’ll be my uncle in no time! Perhaps she isn’t in; perhaps she’s gone to the crush at Strawberry Hill. But I don’t think she knows that crowd.” Miss Lovejoy was at home. Lord Richard sighed. He was shown into her own boudoir. Miss Lovejoy was dressed in a Liberty frock, which was very loosely made and hung in flowing lines. Two frightened-looking girls, with rosy cheeks, were seated one on either side of Evelyn, who posed before a spinning-wheel. Miss Lovejoy grew very white and put her hand to her heart. “ Lord Richard ! ” she said. “ I’m afraid I’m interrupting,” he said pleasantly, as he took her hand. She recovered herself with an effort. “ Oh, no! I am trying to explain to these girls, Mary Hodges and Daisy Titmus ” Both girls rose and made really charming little curtseys to Lord Richard, who bowed profoundly to each in turn. 4 4 The girls are from Dinas Powis. I am teach- LORD RICHARD IN THE PALTRY 81 ing them spinning, ” said Evelyn, confusedly. “I want to revive the old industries in English villages. I wonder if you are interested in the Handicraft and Home Art Club, Lord Richard? ” “ I’m sure I should be,” he said. “ How do you work it? won’t you teach me? ” 66 The truth is I can’t manage it very well,” said Evelyn, uneasily handling the distaff. She scarcely knew what he was saying. She understood that they had parted finally the other day. Why had he come to see her? True, it was only the last day of June. Perhaps he had come to say he could not comply with the conditions. She had had a brief note from Georgie telling her of the kindness of Hill, and expressing the hope that Richard would be able to avail himself of this splendid opportunity, which undoubtedly led on to higher things. This was before Richard’s note had reached Mr. Thompson. “ May I try to see if I can get it going? ” said Lord Richard. The apple-cheeked girls gazed at him with admiration. He took the seat on the oak stool relinquished by Evelyn. “If you had something on your hair you’d look like that delightful picture of Lady Hamilton,” he whispered as he passed her. Miss Hodges and Miss Titmus heard and were thrilled to the very core of their honest hearts. They wished Miss Lovejoy ’would leave spinning alone, though they liked coming up to London and having tea in the vast pink-walled London kitchen. They had been up last Thursday, but Miss Lovejoy had forgotten and 82 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY fj? made another engagement, and they had had a beautiful time wandering over the house under the care of the housekeeper. Had not the footman said Lord Richard when this good-looking man entered? And were they not familiar, thoroughly familiar, with the aristo- cracy through the Forget-me-not series of penny novelettes which came regularly every week to the village ? Miss Lovejoy was watching Richard with strange emotions as he skilfully overcame all the difficulties that had baffled her and set the machine in motion. He looked very handsome, and she felt she must see him alone at once and find out why he had come. “ Mary and Daisy, go downstairs to tea now,” she commanded. “ I will explain things to you later on.” More bobs from Mary and Daisy as they regret- fully retreated. Richard held the door open for them, and they adored him from that moment. For years afterwards they sought out his photo- graph in Society journals and shop windows and gloated on it. “I like that habit of curtseying,” said Richard. Evelyn longed to show him how she herself could curtsey, but she was not at ease and thought he might not think it good form. “I must be particularly careful now,” was her unspoken thought, as she already saw herself glit- tering above the world of commoners as the Marchioness of Morenest. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 83 But why had he come? “I daresay you wonder why I’m here, Evelyn. Eh? ” “I do, rather.” Lord Richard looked rather foolish. 4 4 I’ve come to beg for your photograph,” he said. “ I haven’t got one, and I want one before I go into — into banishment.” Evelyn was delighted. She was one of those very lonely people who always have a great many photographs left on their hands out of the dozens they have ordered. Afraid of knowing what she called the 44 wrong ” people, and suspicious of most families without a title, she had ended in having only a mere handful of acquaintances, and only one real friend in the person of her buxom mother, who sat at that moment in the dining-room writing her Singapore letter. The letter was more ardent than it had been before, as Evelyn had given her to understand that she was privately engaged to Lord Richard. 44 So I see no reason,” wrote the infatuated woman of forty-five to the 4 4 nice man” of fifty- three, 44 why I should not come out to you in a year’s time.” 4 4 Would you like to choose?” said Evelyn to her lover. She went to her bureau and opened a drawer. 44 Which will you have?” she said playfully, spreading a large number of exquisitely-taken photographs before him. There were square and oval photographs ; photo-* 84 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY graphs in a deep browny colour, in a reddish tint, in platinotype ; photographs of Miss Lovejoy in the morning, Miss Lovejoy in the evening, Miss Love- joy in fancy dress (several), Miss Lovejoy’s head and shoulders veiled in chiffon, Miss Lovejoy look- ing up, Miss Lovejoy looking down, Miss Lovejoy full face, sad, arch and smiling, Miss Lovejoy with eyes cast down, Miss Lovejoy gazing heavenward, Miss Lovejoy in a hammock, Miss Lovejoy at the piano, Miss Lovejoy reading, Miss Lovejoy in profile, Miss Lovejoy standing against a lattice window holding a lily, Miss Lovejoy leaning on a sundial with trailing draperies, Miss Lovejoy with her head leaning against an old oak chair, Miss Lovejoy with a tennis racquet, Miss Lovejoy in an afternoon muslin, Miss Lovejoy in a toque, Miss Lovejoy in a picture hat, with and without strings, Miss Lovejoy in a motor bonnet, Miss Lovejoy dancing, Miss Lovejoy with her dogs, Miss Lovejoy on the lawn and among hollyhocks. “ By Jove! they are lovely! 55 So they were. They expressed the latest work of the most famous photographers in the world, and the most expensive processes. “ I’ll have a miniature done for you if you wish,” she said, a little breathless. Lord Richard was studying the photographs carefully. “I like this one,” he said, selecting one of Miss Lovejoy in walking dress. “ Oh, that’s the one I like least ! ” she cried. “ It’s not dreamy enough.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 85 At that particular moment Lord Richard did not care for anything dreamy. “But can I have this? ” he persisted. “ Oh, yes. And shall I have the miniature done? You are — you are going to do as I asked, aren’t you, Lord Richard? 99 “Of course,” he said simply. And then he felt as if he was right in the coils of some great crushing force that he could not escape. He never meant to be engaged to Miss Lovejoy. But he was, and though she was plain he had better make the best of it. Evelyn was disappointed when he only put one photograph aside, and he had not answered her question about the miniature. “You will write to me,” she said eagerly. She imagined the dashing, ardent lines. “ Oh, yes. But I shall have my work.” She glowed at the words “my work.” “I love you to say my work,” she said impul- sively. “ Oh, I do hope you will enjoy whatever you take up. I think I can guess what it will be,” she added, thinking of Georgie’s letter and imagin- ing a magnificent office in the city, with her hero easily taking command. “Would you like me to write to you?” she asked. “And — don’t you think you could find time to write to me every evening? ” “I’m afraid I shall be busiest then,” he ex- plained gently, thinking of dinner-parties. He had no doubt from the first that he would be engaged by L. G. 86 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY (“Levi Gutterman it might be,” he said to him- self, puzzling out the initials. “I’m dead certain it’s a Jew.”) Evelyn thought that her lover was taking the matter almost too seriously. “Don’t work too late in the evenings,” she said, with an adorable lift of the eyelids. “ Oh, I expect I shall have cleared by half-past nine,” he answered. “And. yes, please, do write to me.” Swiftly she produced a little gold and vellum pocket-book. “May I take down the address? ” “I’d rather tell you that w r hen it’s all over, Evelyn. Will you send the letters to my club, 1000 Piccadilly? ” “ I will. Oh, Lord Richard, do sit down and let’s have a nice talk. Tell me, when did you begin to love me? ” She wished she did not feel so clumsy and so awkward in his presence. She was painfully afraid of doing the wrong thing. The look that came over his face when she asked her last question quite frightened her. She hurried on : “I hope the six months will soon pass.” “What shall you be doing? ” he asked a little curiously. Evelyn blushed with pleasure. How nice of you to be interested ! ” she cried. “ I think I must show? you my time-table.” “Oh, the A.B.C. But I shall go by cab,” said his lordship. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 87 Miss Lovejoy smiled. “ Oh, I mean my engagement list for the next few weeks. You see,” she said rapidly, “ Pm very much interested in the Society for the Re-intro- duction of Smocks into Village Life, and deeply absorbed in the Guild for Old Women’s Play.” “ Old women’s play. I don’t understand, I’m afraid.” “ Well, down in my village the old people are so dull in the evenings, and a few people round have hit on the idea of starting a club for gentle games. They meet together and play cards— — ” 66 What stakes? ” said Richard. “Oh, not for money. Surely that would be doing more harm than good.” He acquiesced hastily. “Then perhaps you noticed Sir Charles Bulstrode leaving the house as you came in.” “ I saw someone.” “ Well, he’s the great tea and ginger proprietor, you know.” “Tea and sand, isn’t it? ” “I don’t know,” said the heiress, with a hurried frown. “ At any rate he wants to build a model village for his girls, you understand, and I’m sub- scribing, and he has promised to show me the plans. I’m giving three thousand to that,” she said with pride, forgetting for a moment that her heart was aching because he had not made love to her since the Lady Hamilton speech. “I say. Are you really?” said Lord Richard, with admiration and regret. 88 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 4 4 1 love you when your eyes shine like that and all the soul in them shows,” she said. (After all, were they not engaged?) 44 1 hadn’t the slightest idea that my soul had stepped up there,” he said awkwardly. 44 Fact is, I always think of it as an oblong-shaped thing just by my heart.” He laid his hand on his excellently- chosen waistcoat. 44 Shall you want me to help you with all your societies when we are married?” he continued wistfully. 44 Oh, you must do just as you like then, Lord Richard,” she replied. 44 1 suppose we shall go out into society a great deal, shan’t we? ” 44 If you like.” 44 You will be able to have any sport you care for,” she said. Then she put on her 44 wheedling ” air. 44 And I’ve set my heart on your flying! I shall order you the sweetest little monoplane directly our engagement is announced. Oh, Richard, you’ll take me up in it, won’t you? ” 44 1 fly! Oh, no,” said his lordship, uneasily startled. 44 Rut I tell you what. We’ll send Tubby up — my friend Mr. Bannister. Tubby and mother. What? ” He laughed at the picture of Lady Morenest clinging to the frail wires. His mind, tottering and confused under his many trials, was supported by the scintillating idea. He could see Tubby’s broad and anxious face disappearing unwillingly — most unwillingly — into the clouds. 44 Mr. Bannister is a cousin of the Duchess of LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 89 Towcaster, surely,” said Evelyn, frowning as she tried to remember the relationship. “Oh, don’t mention it. He hates her.” “How funny to hate a duchess! ” said Evelyn with awe. “Oh, I don^t like those I know,” said Lord Richard, “except the Duchess of Melbury. She’s charming.” “Will she have us to stay, do you think? Will she like me? ” “Oh, of course,” he said immediately; then re- membering the Duchess and her difficulties with people out of her own set, he fell silent. “I’ve got several houses in different places,” she said timidly. “ But nothing like your beautiful Raggart. Oh ” (clasping her hands), “how perfect it must be to have an ancestral home ! ” “ Last time I was there I thought the roof would fall in,” observed his lordship. “Want of funds makes things very awkward,” he said somewhat coarsely. “Now I really must be going, Miss Evelyn; I’ve an appointment.” “Oh, don’t say Miss Evelyn!” she cried. “Evelyn, of course.” He took her two hands in his. They were covered with rings. “I say, have you hurt this finger ? ” he inquired in a concerned way. “ What’s this bandage? ” “ It isn’t a bandage, it’s the new kind of badge,” she said earnestly. “Don’t you like it? — just a big wide band of white metal. The Club of Essay Lovers. Don’t you know it? I got it yesterday. 90 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY I suppose ” — she hesitated — “ 1 suppose I’d better not wear it on the finger now! Lord Richard, I hope you’ll like your work. I hope you’ll find time to write to me very often. I’ll write regularly to the club. I am so proud of you. Please don’t work too hard. Shan’t I really see you for six months ? 99 “ Oh, perhaps, perhaps,” he said, wondering how he could get away. She tired him. Her insistent, intense voice, occasionally affected, occasionally dramatic, wore him out. Besides, he did not under- stand or care about souls, village clubs, spinning and plans for tea-girls. “ Perhaps the day will come when you’ll thank me for making this condition,” she said, smiling at him as they stood by the door. “ Perhaps! ” he said, as he stooped and kissed her hands. CHAPTER VI “ For all I do is certainly right, And all you do is certainly wrong.” Tale of a Tear • “Miss Margaret Gaythorne,” announced the housemaid at Mrs. Gaythorne’s flat at Bollinger Terrace, Chelsea. Young Mrs. Gaythorne was in the morning-room, deftly trimming a hat. The table was strewn with LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 91 dainty bits of ribbon, and a lace scarf was already draped round the chapeau . Notrah was not proficient in the art of showing people in, and the angular figure of Miss Gaythorne entered at once. Lettice Gaythorne never liked her sister-in-law. She was furious with Norah’s stupidity and with the visit of Margaret. Why should she come to-day, of all days, without warning? It always meant such a stupid grey time. 6 4 Good morning, Lettice. You did not expect to see me! ” said Miss Gaythorne’s acid voice. “Delighted,” murmured Lettice, printing a kiss on Miss Gaythorne’s wrinkled cheek. “ Sit down, Margaret. I hope you can stay to lunch.” “I can stay the whole day,” announced Mar- garet. “ There is a new worker in Camberwell Street, and I am anxious that she should take the whole duty to-day. Just to see what she’s in for.” Margaret had taken up work in the slums, as there seemed no other niche that demanded her presence, when her elder brother Eustace had married his ward. She had never forgiven Eustace till he died. But she was very jealous of his memory, and always persuaded herself quite wrongly that his marriage had been an unhappy one. Lettice rapidly recalled the day’s engagements. She had been going to lunch at Ragani’s with a woman friend, they were doing a picture-gallery later, and — oh, horror of horrors ! — the curate was coming to dinner! The curate was Highish and Margaret was Lowish. 92 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY She quickly decided to put the friend and the picture-gallery off. Perhaps the curate, after all, would appeal to Margaret, for she was very fond of church work. 44 Have some lime juice and a biscuit/ 5 she said, tenderly removing the hard mole-coloured straw from Miss Gaythorne’s uncompromising head. Margaret adored lime juice. 6 4 Have a care! ” sharply responded Miss Gay- thorne. 1 can’t find the hatpins,” said Lettice. “I use an elastic, not hatpins,” said her sister- in-law with an exasperated sigh. “ Yes, I will have the lime juice, thanks.” After a few minutes’ conversation Margaret said, glancing at the frivolous-looking hat on the table : “I wonder you can fritter away such a glorious morning as this is on a piece of folly like that ! ” “ Oh, I love staying in on a fine morning when I know I ought to be out,” said Lettice, perversely. The atmosphere was already charged with elec- tricity, as it always was when Margaret came. “ See, this will give way the way you’re doing it,” said Miss Gaythorne, touching the carelessly- arranged scarf. “ Sew it firmly or you will look foolish on a windy day ! ” She chuckled. Lettice glanced at the terrible mottled handkerchief on the mole-coloured straw, tied tightly down, and shuddered slightly. &nd how is Claude? Has he gone to school yet? That’s one of the things I came up to see to,” said Margaret, staring at pretty Lettice. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 93 Lettice set her lips firmly. “No, he hasn't,” she said. “I am going to get a tutor for him soon,” she added. “ Eustace, had he lived, would certainly have sent him to school by now,” said Margaret Gay- thorne. “ I think Eustace would have done what I wished,” responded Lettice, trying to speak lightly. Margaret sniffed. “ I’m sure he would have wished the child to have more country air,” she said. She had started on a most unfortunate topic, the management of Claude, Mrs. Gaythorne’s only child. Lettice always grew ruffled and Margaret grew rude at these moments. “ I sometimes lie awake in Camberwell Road ” “Not in the road,” murmured Lettice. Margaret flashed a steely glance at her provok- ingly pretty sister-in-law. “In No. 877 Camberwell Road,” she said em- phatically, “I lie awake thinking of the life you lead here ” “It’s a very convenient flat, Margaret. Just a little difficult when we are short of a butler. But I’ve advertised and got several letters already.” “H’m. Well, as I say, I think it’s ruination for the child to be here ” “He goes down to the cottage at Rushmere nearly every month,” said Lettice, trying to be calm. “What’s that! A mere week-end! Yes, it’s ruination for him, for you.” 94 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “For me, Margaret? ” Lettice rose to her feet indignantly. “ What would Eustace have said to your fritter- ing away your life here giving dinner-parties, gadding about from day to day, neglecting your boy’s education? ” Lettice, thinking of her struggle with Claude over a sum that morning, smiled bitterly. “ You have changed,” said Margaret. “ Oh, it’s not pleasant for me to have to tell you the truth, but I thought it out and knew it to be my duty, so came on purpose to say my say. You cut me short last time, you remember,” she said. “Go on,” said Lettice. “Well, I say that you have changed. Even in your dress. Your hats are much larger than I like. You don’t write to me as you did in the old days. Then you live in London, and Eustace hated town. You can’t deny that.” “No,” said Lettice. “And you’re not thirty, and you ought, I say you ought to have an elder woman living with you as chaperon. I have no doubt you entertain men ! I quite expected to find that silly young parson who’s infatuated with you, here.” “ At eleven o’clock ! My dear Margaret ! ” remonstrated Lettice. “ But you are right. I am expecting him to dinner to-night.” She thought of the lonely, spectacled little man and laughed. He was glad to come to a good dinner and a talk about his little fiancee. Margaret no doubt would have objected had she known of the LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 95 fiancee ; however, Lettice was too much bored to tell her. “I thought so,” said the spinster, energetically. 4 4 The curate should be at some meeting, not sit- ting over luxurious food. And why don’t you try and do some good, Lettice? You’re utterly selfish.” Lettice glanced at a letter on her bureau which contained the money for shipping a whole poor family to Canada to begin life again, but said nothing. Margaret’s voice poured on. . • . “ I believe I will go now,” said Miss Gaythorne. It was now five o’clock. She had enjoyed a delicious tea in spite of herself, insisting on putting a cake in a paper bag to take back to a poor woman in Camberwell. Lettice had nearly lost her temper more than once through the interminable day. Even Claude had not been a success. His clothing was wickedly thin and all wrong, and the nursery was not ventilated properly. “Yes, I will go,” said Margaret, while Lettice was wondering why such excellent people would be so unprepossessing and interfering. “ I will leave you to your selfish life while ” “ While you go to your noble one,” supplemented Lettice. Margaret heaved a sigh. “ I do know the mean- ing of self-denial,” she said. “ Well, good-bye, Lettice.” “ You won’t stay and meet Mr. Littleton? 99 96 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Not without a proper chaperon/’ frigidly responded the spinster, “ Good-bye.” “ If she could only know Mr. Littleton,” thought Lettice, merrily. The sound of the door banging behind Margaret made her feel distinctly cheerful. She ran into her boy’s nursery and caught him in her arms. “ Come, darling, let us dance! Turn on the gramophone.” The gramophone played “ Merry Mokes,” and Lettice and her little boy whirled round together, the child leaping with joy. “ Aunt Margaret corned in to see me when you wasn’t there and told me I ought to do more lessons and go to school, and I don’t want to,” he said. “ And she asked if I said my prayers.” “Never mind, my sweet. I think I will put you to bed myself to-night ! ” “ Oh, darling mummy, will you really?” He pranced and kicked with delight. Later, when he was in bed, with his rosy cheek on the downy pillow, he asked sleepily : “ I needn’t ever go and live with Aunt Maggie, need I, mummy? ” “No, sweetheart . ’ ’ “ She is so bothering,” said Claude, sighing and resettling himself cosily. “ Oh, Margaret,” said Lettice as she went off to dress, “if you only knew what feelings you’ve roused in me. I feel perfectly reckless ! I simply long to shock you. I’d love to elope or commit a murder ! ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 97 She gazed at her bright image in the glass and smiled. “ Yes, reckless!” she repeated. So she arranged a theatre party by telephone at once with several people, and woke next morning with the reckless feeling as strong as ever. If Margaret Gaythorne had not paid that visit Lord Richard might never have secured his situation. Lettice was young, Lettice was pretty, Lettice had never been in love. CHAPTER VII “ Who can tell Of one so dear, so indiscreet, so fair ? ” Sicilian Octave. “8 Bollinger Terrace, Chelsea,” shouted Lord Richard, as he entered the taxicab. “ Now the die is cast,” he muttered as he looked at his watch. “ In half an hour I should know my fate. It’s Georgie’s fault to begin with, and then it’s Evelyn’s fault, and lastly, above everything, it’s Arthur’s fault for not looking after his lungs properly.” The thought of his elder brother brought with it a vein of sadness. Richard pictured him in Davos, wearied by the grinding routine of sana- torium life, still hoping, although everyone knew he could not last out another year. D 98 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ I suppose I ought to write and tell him I’m engaged,” he thought. “I can write from Bol- linger Terrace.” He wondered if butlers were allowed to write letters, and whether they could use the house note- paper. His immediate future was very vague. He had an idea that he would be taken on at once and without references. “ I shan’t disguise myself in any way. They’ll probably be Jews and overeat themselves every night. When they go out I’ll play on their beastly piano. I shall have to talk to the other servants. What on earth shall I talk about? I suppose they know Carter. I shan’t spend a penny; I’ll just eat w'hat I’m given and clean the silver. Six months ! What awful brutes women can be ! Fancy a man telling the girl he w T as going to marry to earn her living for six months. I agree with Tubby. He says that if you take a hundred men and a hundred women half the men are decent chaps and all the women are brutes. It’s wretched the w r ay one grows up and finds other people’s rotten remarks are true. But they are true.” He glanced at himself in the mirror. “I look all right,” he muttered. “ Quite as good as most butler fellows. I wish I wasn’t quite so tanned. Butlers ought to look pale. I shall be devilish stiff, anyw r ay. Nothing under a guinea in the tip line ! ” The taxicab drew up and Lord Richard descended to the pavement. He paid the man and turned to look at the house. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 99 “ Hullo, flats! ” he exclaimed. He went up the steps and stared at the name board inside the hall. “ L. G.,” he murmured. “I’ll wager the L stands for Levy and G for Jonah.” His eye fell on number twelve and he whistled. “Mrs. Lettice Gaythorne!” he exclaimed, “ Who the dickens is she? ” He repeated the name several times and then shook his head. “No good! ” he said. “I thought I’d heard the name before somewhere. Well, here goes. She’s certain to be ugly, anyway. She’s got such a pretty name.” He mounted the first flight of steps. “Besides,” he muttered savagely, “what the deuce does it matter? I’m engaged — engaged — engaged to . . .” — for the moment he had almost forgotten the name — “ to a girl called Evelyn Lovejoy ! ” He ascended the next flight. “ What on earth does a woman want with a butler? ” he asked himself. He paused irresolutely. “Nice flats, at any rate,” he reflected, eyeing the doors. “I suppose this is where she lives.” He fumbled in his pocket for the advertisement and unfolded it. “ { Capable butler of gentlemanly appear- ance,’ ” he read. “I’ll do, but I feel in rather a panic.” He stretched out his hand to ring the bell. Before he could do so the door opened and he saw 100 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY a woman standing in the dark hall. She was fastening her gloves. In one hand she held a gold card-case. She stepped out, smiling, and looked at him inquiringly. For a moment Lord Richard stared as if fascinated. Then he held out the advertisement. “I’ve called about this,” he stammered. She looked at it and smiled again. “Oh, yes,” she said, “I am Mrs. Gaythorne. Do you know of anyone who would suit? ” Her voice was musical and her attitude most engaging. He repressed his emotions sternly. “ I called to see whether I would do for the place,” he said as calmly as possible. “You haven’t filled it up yet, have you?” he inquired anxiously. She stared for a moment. She recognised him as Lord Richard Sandridge. She had seen his photograph often in Lady Stivetheback’s drawing- room. “Oh, no, not yet,” she replied slowly. “Will you please come inside? ” He followed her into the flat and cast an appreci- ative glance around. Everything was charmingly arranged. She led the way into the drawing-room, and then, with an almost imperceptible gesture of apology, changed her mind and passed into the dining-room. She sat down at the table and looked at him gravely. He deposited his hat and stick on the floor and took a chair. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 101 “ This is a very jolly little place you’ve got here,” he said. “ Yes. I am only here for a short time.” “How long? ” he asked with a tone of anxiety. “Until the end of the year — about six months.” He uttered an exclamation of delight. “I’m so glad,” he said warmly. “That’ll suit me down to the ground.” She studied him for a moment. Then she looked down her straight little nose and compressed her lips. “You wish to apply for the position of butler? ” she asked, rising carelessly and going to the mantel- piece. She took up a sheaf of letters. “I’ve had a great many applications this morning, and several have called — like you. I can’t say that I have exactly filled up the place yet, but I practically made up my mind this morning. What are your special qualifications for the post? ” She spoke in crisp, business-like tones. “ Well, 1 didn’t take my degree, you know, but I got through the Little-go all right,” said Lord Richard, guardedly. Mrs. Lettice Gaythorne turned towards the mantelpiece for a moment. He admired the studied composure of her back. “ I see,” she said. “ May I ask if you have been in service before?” “Not very much,” said Lord Richard, carefully. “ You mean . . . ? ” “ Well, hardly at all, now I come to think of it.” 102 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “In other words, you haven’t acted as butler before? ” Her tones were once more brisk. She had turned and faced him. He had risen also, seeing that she was standing. “Not as butler,” replied Lord Richard. “ As footman ? ” “Well, I can hardly say I’ve been much of a footman.” “What experience have you had, then? ” “I’ve had a lot of experience,” he replied moodily. “ I’ve been through a tremendous lot — more than most fellows of my age.” “What is your age? ” He looked rather astonished. “ It is very important to know the age of one’s servants, now that the Compensation Act is in force,” she explained. “Oh, yes. I’d forgotten that. It’s a rotten act, isn’t it? ” She shrugged her pretty shoulders. “ I must know your age,” she persisted. “ Thirty-two.” She nodded and sat down again, bending her head over the sheaf of letters. He sat down also. He wondered how old she was. “Under thirty,” he muttered. She looked up unconcernedly. “I beg your pardon? ” He looked slightly con- fused and she went on, “ Here is a letter from the man I thought of taking. In the first place, he’s acted as butler in two houses before — at Lady Glendilly’s and 99 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 103 “Oh, she’s an old crank,” interposed Lord Richard. “And she’s as poor as a church mouse. There’s nothing in that.” “ ... and at the Cheviot-Greens’ place in Somersetshire. He was four years in the last place. He only left because they had to cut down their expenditure.” “ Yes. Old Cheviot-Green backed his own stable till he had scarcely a shirt on his back. Rough luck on the daughters. Do you know them? ” “I’ve met them.” “ Let me see, that would be old Stoker, wouldn’t it ? He was a very decent butler, but slow — very slow.” She glanced at the bottom of the page. “Yes. Stoker is the name he gives.” “Don’t you take him,” advised Lord Richard. “ He’s the sort of man who gets very easily mixed and brings in the ice pudding with lighted brandy round it, and gives you neat whisky instead of sherry. Besides, he’s well over eighty.” “He says he is forty-five and unmarried.” “ Don’t you believe him, Mrs. Gaythorne. H^’s more probably ninety.” “That’s rather old for a butler,” reflected Mrs. Gaythorne. “ I would rather have someone younger.” “ Of course,” exclaimed Lord Richard. “ Thirty- two is just the right age.” Mrs. Lettice Gaythorne laid the letters on the table and pressed a neatly-gloved hand meditatively on them. “ My husband, when he was alive, used to be 104 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY very particular about the men he employed in the house,” she said. “ He used to make inquiries into every detail. By the way, what is your religious faith?” “Oh, the usual thing.” “What do you mean by that? ” Lord Richard was perplexed for a moment. Then he brightened. “The church where they sing the psalms — not just talk them, you know.” “ Church of England, in other words? ” “That’s it.” She nodded again and, taking out a gold pencil- case, made a note on a sheet of paper. Then she put the pencil between her lips and seemed to ponder. “ Are you married? ” “No.” “ How much are you accustomed to drink every day?” Lord Richard smiled pleasantly. “Oh, not very much.” “Beer? ” He started. “I don’t care much for beer,” he said hesitatingly. “ What are you in the habit of drinking? ” “Oh, anything.” “ Lemonade? ” Lord Richard moved in his chair. “ Yes — if you like. What do you usually take? ” Mrs. Gaythorne laughed slightly. Then she looked grave again. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 105 “I usually take lemonade,” she replied. “Are you an early riser? ” “Not very,” he admitted. “Tubby — Mr. Ban- nister, you know — says it’s so disfiguring. But, of course,” he added politely, “I should rise just whenever you liked.” He looked at her anxiously. She bent her head over the sheet of paper. He liked her black hat, trimmed with large chiffon bows. “I should require you to get up at six-thirty,” she said. “Of course — I do not know yet whether you will suit. You must prove yourself capable of performing your duties first. There are only two of us, my son and I. By the way, you noticed how I worded my advertisement? My reason for that was to find someone to take out my little son Claude in the afternoons. I object very much to nursemaids of any sort. I look after him myself in the mornings. But in the afternoon, when I am out, I would like him to be in the company of a man. You understand? ” “Perfectly,” asserted Lord Richard. “How old is the little fellow? ” “Claude is seven years old.” “Just the right age,” said Richard, enthusi- astically. “ They’re a nuisance when they are younger. I’ll take him to the Exhibition to- morrow.” “You are a trifle previous,” said Mrs. Gay- thorne, coldly. “ I beg your pardon. I forgot. But don’t you think I’ll do all right? ” 106 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Mrs. Gaythorne would not commit herself. She took up her pencil once more. “ Are you industrious, willing and honest? ” “I am all these things,” replied Lord Richard after reflection. “Now we come to the difficult question of the evening out. I suppose you do not expect more than one evening out a week ? ” “No, no! ” exclaimed Richard. “I don’t want an evening out. Keep me at home every evening, please.” “You can please yourself whether you take it or not. You can consider Wednesday evening your own. If you do not wish to go out you can stay here.” “Thanks very much,” said Lord Richard, fer- vently. “I’d rather stay here if I’m not in your way.” She looked at him in surprise. “Why should you be in my way? ” she asked. “ I can sit in here if you’re in the drawing-room,” he explained. “You’ll have your own room to sit in,” she said severely. “Oh, yes, of course,” he said, crestfallen. “I keep on forgetting.” “ Is your memory bad ? ” “ Atrocious.” “That’s rather against you, surely? ” He admitted that it was. It occurred to him that he might now ask her a question. “How many servants do you keep?” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 107 “Two and a page, who is ill just now,” she said. Lord Richard nodded thoughtfully. “ What are they like? ” he asked. “I am quite satisfied with them.” “ What do they talk about as a rule? 99 “I’m afraid I don’t know.” “Do you think they’ll be easy to get on with? ” “I think so.” He sighed with relief. “I’ve been worrying about that rather,” he said. “But I’ll take your word for it.” She rose suddenly. “I’ll be back in a moment,” she said. He hastened to open the door for her. Left to himself, Richard walked slowly round the room. He noticed from the size of the furni- ture that it had been meant for a larger room, and deduced that Mrs. Lettice Gaythorne had either known days of greater prosperity or that she was staying in town before moving into a house. There was only one photograph on the mantelpiece. It was of an elderly man with a white beard. “The late Gaythorne,” Richard guessed rightly. He went to the sideboard and eyed the silver that stood glittering upon it. “I shall have to clean the stuff with methylated spirits or something,” he muttered. He examined the crest on a silver mug for a moment. Then he sat down again. He did not feel as depressed as when he had entered the flat. For some reason, which he was not conscious of, his spirits had risen. A book- 108 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY case near the window arrested his attention and he went to look at its contents. His eye ran over the titles of the books. “No essays I” he exclaimed. “Nothing but novels and plays ! ” A thought suddenly struck him. “She can’t be an actress?” He recalled the picture of Mrs. Gaythorne seated by the table looking seriously at him. He came to the con- elusion that she was not an actress. “ Women can be pretty without being actresses,” he reflected. “She’s quite pretty. I suppose it’s all right. I wonder what the kiddie is like. I should think he’s rather a decent little chap. I can’t imagine her spoiling anyone. I wonder if she’ll have me? She was rather down on me about sittin’ in the dining-room at night.” When Mrs. Gaythorne entered again Lord Richard was staring out of the window, with his hands thrust deeply into his pockets. She walked up to the table. “ I suppose you have not any sort of reference with you?” she asked. “You must excuse me being particular about details of that sort, but nowadays one has to be very careful about servants.” “Yes,” he agreed. “You can’t be too careful. I remember when I ” She interrupted him. “Have you got any references? ” “I’m afraid not. Shall I get some? ” “ Where could you get them from ? ” “ Oh, my sister would give me one. I suppose. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 109 and then there is Tubby — Mr. Bannister, you know — who would be quite willing to say a word in my favour.’ ’ She appeared to consider the question. “It doesn’t matter,” she said at length. She occupied herself with the buttons of her glove. Her expression, which he found attractive, was one of absorption in her task. He watched her with interest. She was of medium height, and wore a gauzy black dress, with a string of pearls round her neck. There was a slight colour in her cheeks. He felt curious as to the colour of her eyes, which were shaded by the dark lashes. He coughed. She looked up. He saw that her eyes were soft grey. She looked away at once and continued her task. Then she swept her skirt round and sat down. “I think you may possibly suit,” she said in a deliberate voice. “Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gaythorne ! ” She held up her hand to stop him. “ I propose to take you on trial for a short time. When can you come? ” “ Any time,” he said eagerly. “ I can stay now, if you like.” “ Are your clothes here? ” He made an exclamation of annoyance. He had forgotten all about his clothes. “I can send a note to my man and he’ll send them round.” 110 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “No,” she said, “I think it would be best if you came to-morrow, in the afternoon. I have a friend coming to dine to-morrow, so I trust you will do your best and not make any mistakes. Would you care to see your quarters? ” “Thank you,” he said, taking up his hat and stick. She led the way out into the hall and then paused. He was standing close beside her. “By the way,” she said carelessly, “I don't think you mentioned your name.” “Sandridge,” he said. “Lord Richard Sand- ridge.” “Thank you,” she said unconcernedly. She had known it all the time. She went down the hall and turned up a small passage. “This wdll be your room,” she said, opening a door. “This is the only room in the passage. The other servants are at the opposite end of the flat.” He glanced into the small room. “Capital! ” he exclaimed. “I shall be awfully snug in here.” “I hope so,” she replied simply. “I’m afraid they haven’t put the electric light in here for some reason. You can have a lamp or a candle, as yon prefer. A candle is safer. Do you read at nights ? ” “Not usually, but I’ve got a book of Essays that I’ve promised someone I would read, so I shall have to. I suppose I shall be busy all day? She smiled faintly. “Oh, the work won’t be very hard. I’m rather particular about cleanli- LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 111 ness. But I can explain the other matters to- morrow. By the way, I suppose you have evening dress ? ” “Yes,” said Lord Richard, humbly. “ I prefer you to wear a black tie with your tail coat,” said Mrs. Gaythorne. “Oh, hang it, I can’t do that!” exclaimed Richard, in genuine indignation. “It’s beastly bad form, you know.” She looked at him steadily and relented. “ Very well. As you please. Would you like to see the pantry? ” “ Oh, never mind. Are you sure I’m not keep- ing you, Mrs. Ga} r thorne? I know you’re simply dying to get out.” She compressed her lips and shook her head. They went into the hall again. Mrs. Gaythorne picked up her card-case, which lay on a table. “Oh, there’s one thing more. I shall require you to be overhauled by my doctor to make certain }'OU are sound. I can’t have invalid servants in the house. Can you go round and see him and get a certificate from him some time before to-morrow afternoon? ” “Certainly. What’s his name? ” “ Sippleth waite,” said Mrs. Gaythorne. Lord Richard drew a deep breath. “Yes — all right,” he said, “I’ll go and see him.” “ He lives in Lancaster Square — number sixty. Just mention my name and have the fee charged to my account.” She moved away. “I think 112 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY that is all. I shall expect you round early in the afternoon. 95 He saw that he was expected to go. She took no notice of his outstretched hand. He dropped it and took a step towards the front door. “Oh, that reminds me, 55 she said. “I shall call you Richard. Or would you prefer Sandridge? 55 “Richard, 59 he said hastily. She nodded in a matter-of-fact way. “ Very well. Please do not forget to call me madam when you address me. 95 She spoke in an almost inhumanly indifferent voice and turned away. He stood gazing at her, with a spot of colour in either cheek. “ Very well, madam," he said. “Thank you. Good day." “Good day!" said Lord Richard, savagely. He opened the door and passed out onto the land- ing. “ What brutes women are ! " he exclaimed. Then he paused. “ Gad, she never mentioned what my salary is going to be ! " Without a momenta hesitation he rang the bell. Mrs. Gaythorne opened the door herself. “Excuse me, madam," said Lord Richard, stiffly, “ but may I inquire what salary you propose to give me? " She seemed to find the top of her card-case interesting. “Three pounds a month." “Make it guineas," said Lord Richard, w r ith an effrontery which surprised and afterwards pained him. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 113 She looked up calmly. “No. Pm afraid that’s too much.” He saw her grey eyes, and took off his hat instantly. “ Really, I beg your pardon, Mrs. Gaythorne,” he said, “I didn’t think what I was saying. Three pounds a month is quite enough. Good day — madam.* CHAPTER VIII 44 Fortune, little jade, Do you think to fright me ? Learn, oh tricksey maid, That your pranks delight me.” Lady Fortune . Richard walked swiftly home and gave Carter orders to pack as many things as would go into six suit-cases, two hat-boxes, one kit-bag, two boot- bags and a couple of cabin trunks. He decided to take also a gun-case and a brace of salmon rods. “I don’t suppose there’ll be much sport in Bol- linger Terrace,” he muttered. “But she might go visiting later on and take me along with her, and then they would come in handy.” While Carter was packing Lord Richard passed the time in asking him unusual questions. “ What do you consider a good method of lay- ing a table for two, Carter? What I mean to say is, how would you set about it? I suppose you’d lay the cloth first, eh? ” 114 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Yes, my lord. That is the usual way.” “ Would you remove the ordinary tablecloth? ” “ Only in certain cases, my lord.” “ In what cases ? ” “ When the cloth is very thick and heavy, or ’angs too low, my lord, and in all cases when it’s valuable and would spoil with spilling things onto it. Then you would use a special under-cloth.” “ Simply a question of common sense? ” said Lord Richard, airily. “Yes,” said Carter, folding a pair of buckskin riding-breeches with great care. His master became preoccupied. “Then you’d put a lot of flower-pots in the centre, wouldn’t you? ” he asked. “Well, not flower-pots, my lord. Vases with flowers is more suitable.” “What sort of flowers would you use, Carter? ” “Well, the last table I decorated for you, my lord — that night when Mr. Bannister brought them two young ladies from the Gaiety Theatre and you mistook the plumber for the Marquis, my lord ” “I remember,” said Richard, with a wave of his hand. “ On that night, my lord, I did your table with yellow tulips and black ribbon. If your lordship will call to mind, there was ballet-girl menu-cards, what your lordship ordered from the Arcade, with yellow paper skirts and black stockings.” “ I remember, Carter ! A most charming effect ! ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 115 ‘ ‘ Thank you, my lord.” “ Mr. Bannister ordered them, Carter,” said Lord Richard, blandly. “ Yes, my lord.” “I never go to the Arcade, Carter.” “No, my lord.” “ And now I come to think of it, it was Mr. Bannister who made the mistake about the plumber.” “Yes, my lord.” “ By the way, Carter, what did we do that night ? My memory is atrocious. I have often wondered.” “Your lordship made a speech.” “Really, Carter? ” “Your lordship spoke from the open window. There was quite a big crowd in the square. Your lordship spoke for ten minutes, and begging pardon, you made a very amusing speech. It made the crowd laugh, my lord.” “Did it really, Carter?” exclaimed Lord Richard. “What was it about?” “ Your lordship spoke on the subject of the North Pole, which your lordship assured the crowd you had discovered. When you ’ad finished you said that you would show them what you ’ad found there, and then your lordship tied Mr. Bannister up with a piece of rope, which the plumber brought with him, and lowered him from the window. Mr. Bannister was very amusing, my lord. He recounted his story about them serpents of Brazil. ’E wae upside down, my lord.” 116 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Good heavens I” murmured Lord Richard. “How long did he hang there? ” “ The young ladies pulled him up while your lordship was engaged in playing the Dead March on the piano, 55 replied Carter. “Mr. Bannister was quite uninjured, and on bein 5 released he in- sisted on playing the part of 5 Amlet, which 5 ee happened to know, using your tobacco jar as a skull, my lord, with the two young ladies as grave- diggers, and yourself accompanying the 5 ole with Choping’s March, my lord. Very effective it was, too, with me and the plumber looking on. Mr. Bannister and one of the young ladies couldn’t 5 elp crying, and they sat in a corner dabbing each other’s eyes with a serviette, while your lordship and the other young lady played ‘ Love’s Golden Dream is O’er ’ as a duet on the piano, which greatly affected the plumber, my lord, the last time he had heard it bein’ on a steamer outside Margate in a thunderstorm, when ’ee was with his girl, and most of the bandsmen ’aving to give up through sickness, and the ’ole boat being terrified by the lightning.” “I hope the plumber enjoyed the evening, Carter? ” “Yes, my lord. He ’ad come round to fit that shower-bath which your lordship was in such a hurry about— you always are in a ’urry, begging pardon, when you decides to have anything — and ’e went away ’aving done nothing but turn off the water at the main, leading to trouble next morning, my lord.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 117 Carter continued to line Lord Richard’s suit-cases with every variety of clothing. His master lay back in a chair gazing at the ceiling. “May I ask your lordship how long you intend to be away? ” “Six months, Carter. Tell everyone that I’m off to Australia.” “ Very good, my lord. And will you be sleeping here while you’re in Australia, my lord? ” “No, Carter. It’s just conceivable I may come round once or twice. I’ll let you know. Keep up the Australian tale, especially to Mr. Bannister.” “ Very good, my lord. Shall I tell the tradesmen to send their bills to Australia? ” “By Jove, Carter, that’s a first-rate idea. Why didn’t you think of it before? Tell ’em to send them to Poste Restante, Australia.” “ Very good, my lord. In the meantime, may I suggest to your lordship that you open accounts at other shops? If they was to see youi lordship in their shops, and I was to tell them you were in Australia, they might doubt my word.” “Oh, I shan’t be buying anything, Carter. I shall only want a few odds and ends, like methylated spirits and starch and that sort of thing.” “Yes, my lord ! And where shall your private letters go? ” “To my club, Carter.” The imperturbable Carter continued packing. Lord Richard, feeling something bulky in his pocket, pulled out the photograph of Evelyn Love- joy and stared at it gloomily. With sombre eyes 118 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY he traced the lines of her features, seeing each in the chill light of actuality without any warm illusion of romance to enrich the cold face and make it smile at him from the elaborate cardboard mount. He felt almost inclined to abandon the whole insane scheme and set out in earnest for Australia. Then he remembered his banking account, and knew it was an impossible plan. Recently his bankers had been chary about overdrafts. He handed the photograph to Carter. “Pack it,” he said shortly. “Yes, my lord.” Then, after a pause, Carter added, “Shall I pack any of the photographs on the mantelpiece? ” Lord Richard let his eyes travel over the wide assortment of smiling faces, flashing teeth and tempting lips that were collected together above the fireplace. “No,” he said. Carter left the room to lay the table for dinner. Lord Richard went into the bathroom and had a bath, and then dressed and sat down at his piano. On the top of the piano were one or two pretty little water-colours of hunting scenes which he had painted himself. He looked at them critically as he composed a pathetic melody which suited his thought. Carter flitted noiselessly about. Richard was thinking of Mrs. Lettice Gaythorne, and when he remembered the w ay he had bartered for a better wage an uncomfortable sense of shame crept over him, through which he saw her soft grey eyes looking quietly at him. What did she think ? — probably that he was mad, reflected Richard. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 119 After all, she was right. He was mad. Women had driven him mad with their brutal methods. Mrs. Gaythorne had not really been so very brutal. It was only natural that he should have to call her madam, and her request that he should wear a black tie and tail coat was not so unreasonable. Some people insisted on it as a distinguishing mark. He saw once again the little room with the iron bed- stead in which he was to spend his six months’ bondage, and pictured himself surrounded by his luggage, reading the volume of essays by the light of a solitary candle. “ I wonder who is going to call me at six-thirty ? ” he thought. Then it occurred to him that he would have to rouse himself, and he decided to buy an alarum clock without delay. He ceased playing and sat silently at the piano. Never before had his heart been so exercised with thoughts of matrimony, and now that its latent feelings had been roused by so much feminine brutal- ity he knew that it ached for a true love, in which he might allow his whole mind and being to be absorbed. He began to pace restlessly about the room with downcast eyes. At that moment he heard voices sounding in the hall without. “No, sir. Lord Richard is not at home, sir.” “Then where is he, Carter? ” said the voice ©f Tubby. “He has gone to Australia, sir.” “ Australia ! ” Tubby’s tones were filled with suspicion. “ What boat did he go by? ” 120 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 64 By the afternoon boat, sir,” was Carter’s firm reply. “ My dear Carter, there isn’t an afternoon boat, is there? ” 6 4 Yes, sir. Three boats a day for Australia, sir. Morning boat, afternoon boat and evening boat, sir. Lord Richard caught the afternoon boat.” “ Good heavens, Carter, are you speaking the truth r ” “Yes, sir.” “Where is Australia, Carter? ” Tubby seemed slightly bewildered. “ It is some little distance away, sir. I believe it is an hisland, sir, surrounded on all sides by water. The climate is equable, sir.” “ That’s what I thought too ! ” There was another pause. “ I shall come in and smoke a cigarette, Carter.” “ His lordship gave strict injunctions that his rooms were not to be disturbed, sir.” “ Oh, but that’s all nonsense, Carter. He couldn’t possibly object to me smoking a cigarette in here.” Tubby’s voice grew louder. He drove Carter before him down the hall. Hearing his determined approach Lord Richard lost no time in getting under the table, and just managed to hide himself when Tubbj^ entered. “ Hullo,” said Mr. Bannister. “ Dinner for one ! Who is that for, Carter? ” Carter, napkin in hand, brushed some imaginary crumbs from the table, and wondered what had become of his master. He did not reply. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 121 “Very well,” said Tubby. “I shall remain here until I find out who is going to eat that dinner, Carter. If no one turns up I shall eat it myself.” “Yes, sir.” Carter stood indecisively by the table. Then he jumped suddenly as Lord Richard pressed his toe from under the table. “ What’s the matter, Carter? ” asked Tubby. “Nothing, sir.” Carter racked his brains for some excuse to get Mr. Bannister out of the house. “Excuse me, sir,” he began. “The dinner is not for Lord Richard. It is for his private secre- tary, who is coming to-night to look over his letters and bills, sir.” “Private secretary!” exclaimed Tubby. “I didn’t know he’d got one.” “Yes, sir. A young lady.” “ Oh ! ” said Tubby. “ This is news. What sort of a young lady, Carter? ” “Well, sir, she’s very nervous and sensitive, and begging your pardon, sir, I fancy your presence would greatly upset her.” Carter felt his toe pressed violently by his master. He suppressed a look of pain. Tubby looked at him very suspiciously. “How long has he employed this young lady? ” he asked. “ Off and on for some months, sir. Lord Richard is quite satisfied with her.” “Do you mean to tell me that she goes over his private letters, Carter? ” “Yes, sir,” replied the servant, impassively. 122 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ She dockets them and puts them in pigeon-holes, sir.” “What pigeon-holes ? ” asked Mr. Bannister, looking swiftly round the room. “She brings them with her, sir.” “ Good heavens, Carter, this is very extra- ordinary ! ” “Yes, sir.” “You think so too? ” “Yes, sir.” Tubby smoked reflectively for some time. Then he said : “ I shall wait till she comes, Carter. I can’t help it if she’s nervous.” “It will spoil her appetite.” “ I can’t help that. Don’t let me keep you.” '"No, sir.” Carter departed, acknowledging defeat. Tubby, reflecting on the tale of the private secre- tary, came to the conclusion that Carter was a liar. He smoked one cigarette and lit another. In the meanwhile Lord Richard was in a very uncomfortable position. He began to have pins and needles in his feet and his back began to ache. Mr. Bannister seemed quite contented to remain in his seat for ever. Several minutes passed slowly away and Tubby lit a third cigarette. Outside in the hall Carter stood waiting. He had turned the key to his master’s bedroom so that Tubby could not prowl in there and see the luggage lying about. Lord Richard felt he could not endure another minute. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 128 Tubby, seeing an illustrated weekly, took it up and began turning the pages, humming a gay little tune to himself. Lord Richard could contain himself no longer. “ Oh, go away, Tubby ! ” he exclaimed, putting out his head from under the tablecloth. 6 6 Haven’t you got anything to do? ” 4 4 Hullo, Richard, is that you? ” said Tubby, with great equanimity. “ Carter told me you had gone to Australia. Does he know you’ve come back again ? ” Richard drew himself out painfully and stood up. “ What a contemptible creature you are ! ” he cried disgustedly. “ Is your life so devoid of interest or purpose that you can spend a whole evening in the rooms of a man whom you know has gone to Australia? It’s a very good thing I didn’t go. If I had you’d have waited here until you turned into a mummy. Tubby, you sicken me 1 I can hardly stand, and I can’t feel my feet.” 6 6 When is your private secretary coming? ” “ Oh, go away ! ” 66 Is she pretty? ” “ Carter’s an ass. But he did his best.” “ Carter is a jewel of a liar, Richard. He should never lack emplo 3 >ment! Why haven’t you dis- appeared? ” “ I’m going to disappear to-morrow. I made a mistake in the dates. Tubby, I wish with all my heart that you were anywhere but here.” Lord Richard spoke so seriously that Mr. Ban- nister rose. “Very well,” he said, “I’ll go. But 1 U LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY before I go I’ll tell you what I think of you. I think you’re playing a low game, Richard. I don’t like it. I shall say nothing in your favour, and if people run you down when you’re gone I shan’t stand up for you. Good-night.” Tubby walked in a dignified way out of the room. In the hall he met Carter. He looked at him sternly. “ Carter, I’m ashamed of you.” Mr. Bannister then made his departure. Lord Richard loitered about and finally retired to bed very early. “ Don’t give me any dinner, Carter. Bring me something I never have to eat. I’m changed from what I was, so I ought to change my diet.” “ Do you feel ill, sir? ” “ Rather all overish, Carter,” said his lordship, wearily. Carter looked very wise. 6 4 What are you thinking about? Out with it, Carter.” “ I was thinking of what my mother always took when she felt chippy, my lord.” “ What was that? ” “ A cup of cocoa, sir, and a jam puff.” “ Bring them to me, Carter. The least I can do is to follow your excellent mother’s example.” In a short time Lord Richard was in bed, propped up by pillows, and was enjoying his unusual fare. “ I believe I’m cut out for the simple life, Carter,” he said enthusiastically. “ I quite like a jam puff.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 125 “ Yes, sir,” said Carter. “Have another, sir? ” “I might,” said Richard. Richard thought angrily of his sister. Why should he marry? It was obvious, since he enjoyed eating such cheap things, that he could live on a few shillings a week. He closed his eyes and the face of Lettice Gay- thorne came before him. He desired to think affectionately of Evelyn, but he could not. Two soft grey eyes rose before him. A song he had heard rang in his ears : “ Grey days are your grey eyes, Gold days your hair.” “ Oh, Lord, this will never do ! ” he reflected, and leaping out of bed he took hold of a Sandow exerciser hanging on the back of the door and begap to smite the air. CHAPTER IX “ I am now, at last, behold me 1 In the heart of the adventure ! ” Far from Home* Dr. Herbert Sipplethwaite, at the hour of eleven next morning, was seated in his consulting- room examining his nails. Around him were a large number of medical instruments which, for the most part, were obsolete and useless, but served the 126 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY excellent purpose of impressing his patients. By turning a switch under his writing-desk he could set in motion various electrical devices, whose whirring sounds and sparks and flashes roused sensations of amazement in all the uninitiated. A noise in the street made him look up. He saw a four-wheeler, laden with luggage, drive up and stop before his door. Greatly over-joyed, Dr. Sipplethwaite drew a sheet of notepaper to- wards him and began to write a letter to an imaginary person. A few moments later a servant announced that Lord Richard Sandridge was in the waiting-room. “Show him up in five minutes,” said Dr. Sipple- thwaite. The allotted time passed as slowly for Dr. Sipplethwaite as for Lord Richard. At length the patient was shown in. “Good morning, Lord Richard,” said the doctor in a cordial voice. “I am sorry to have kept you waiting. I am very busy this morning. I see you have a cab with luggage at the door. Going away for a holiday, eh? ” “Yes — that’s it, Sipplethwaite. I came to con- sult you. ...” Lord Richard paused. “Pray sit down,” said the doctor, resuming his seat by the writing-table. Lord Richard sat down. “ Well, you see, it’s like this.” He paused, until an idea came to the rescue. “ Oh, yes ! ” he ex- claimed. “That’s it. I’ve taken a wager that I LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 127 am perfectly sound, and I just wanted you to run over me and write down the evidence on a piece of paper — just to prove it, you know.” 4 4 How about the heart, Lord Richard?” said Dr. Sipplethwaite, with a twinkle in his eye. “ Oh, that’s only a joke between you and me. It was awfully decent of you to promise to say I had a weak heart if my father insisted on me going into business. But I’m serious this time.” “How much is the wager? ” asked Dr. Sipple- thwaite, blandly. “ Oh, it’s for the amount of your fee,” said Lord Richard, with a laugh. He recollected that he had not enough money on him to pay the necessary fee. “ Well, let’s get to work ! ” exclaimed Dr. Sipple- thwaite, with a gleam of professional lustre irradiat- ing his thin countenance. “You’ll have to strip.” “Pull down the blinds then,” said Richard, anxiously. “ Quite unnecessary. That window glass is a special device of mine. You see out but can’t see in. Do you notice the fine linear striation ? That’s the secret. I’m going to patent it.” Lord Richard, with occasional glances towards the window, did as he was ordered. Dr. Sipplethwaite eyed him critically “Jump! ” he commanded. Lord Richard jumped. “ Hop round the room ! ” Lord Richard hopped. “Now the other foot ! ” 128 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY These were followed by other commands, until Lord Richard was gasping for breath. Then Dr. Sipplethwaite arose and took up a wooden stetho- scope. He applied it to Lord Richard’s manly chest. “ Is the first sound all right? ” asked Richard, who had heard the Marchioness make the remark before. “ Quite all right.” “ What does it sound like? 99 asked Lord Richard with childish curiosity. “ A dull, booming sound.” “ What’s the fourth sound like? 99 Dr. Sipplethwaite laughed in his cordial manner. “ You’ve only got two sounds, Lord Richard,, They’re both normal. No murmurs at all — al- though we have a little humorous saying in the profession that many a heart kills its owner without a murmur — ha I ha 1 ” “ I’m sure mine will,” said Richard. After Dr. Sipplethwaite had carried out further investigation Richard was allowed to dress again. “Well? ” he inquired. “ Sound as a bell ! ” “Will you write that down on a piece of paper and sign it ? ” “ Certainly.” He took a sheet of notepaper. “By the way, where are you off to? 99 “ Oh, I’m just going for a little holiday.” “ Seaside? ” “No.” Dr. Sipplethwaite nodded gravely. He perceived LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 129 that Richard was unwilling to say where he was going. “I’ve lost my stud,” announced Lord Richard from the corner of the room. “ Let me help you to find it.” The eminent doctor and Lord Richard crawled about together on the floor, when the door opened and the servant entered. “ The cabman wants to know if he’s to wait, sir,” he said, with an insolence which was due to the sight of the two occupants of the consulting-room on the floor. “Tell him he’s got to wait,” said Lord Richard. The servant withdrew. “ Oh, here it is 1 It was in my collar all the time.” When Lord Richard had dressed he shook hands with the doctor. “ Oh, will you send in your account to Mrs. Gay- thorne? ” he said carelessly. “She’s lost her bet this time.” Dr. Sipplethwaite was surprised. “ Mrs. Gaythorne ! I did not know you knew her.” “Oh, yes — we’re old friends.” And taking up the signed declaration Richard departed. When he emerged on the pavement he looked at his watch. It was barely twelve o’clock. “What on earth can I do? ” he asked himself. “I’m not due till after lunch.” “Station, sir? ” suggested the cabman, “ No. Drive anywhere you like for half an hour* I’ll tell you when to stop.” 180 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY He clambered in and lit a cigarette. The four- wheeler lurched off in the direction of Pimlico. Lord Richard stared out of the windows. After half an hour had passed the cab had pene- trated into a strange district. Lord Richard put his head out of the window. “ Stop here ! ” he shouted. The cab stopped and Richard got out. “ Where are we? ” he demanded. “ This is Napoleon Road, sir.” “ Did Napoleon live here? ” “ Not as I know of.” “ I want to get some lunch somewhere,” continued Richard, absently. “ There’s an X.Y.Z. over there, sir.” 4 6 All right. Will you wait ? ” The cabman assented suspiciously, and Richard entered the restaurant. He sat down at a marble table and looked round. “ I’m absolutely exhausted ! ” he murmured. “ I must have some champagne and grilled kidneys.” He gave his order to a waitress. After a great deal of discussion and argument Lord Richard found himself eating a couple of poached eggs on toast and a roll and butter. A glass of milk stood at his elbow. His expression was resigned, but he ate steadily. He managed to linger for half an hour in the restaurant; and then, finding the place in- tolerable, he paid his bill and once more entered the cab. “ Where to, sir? ” Richard looked at his watch. It was one o’clock. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 131 “ Go back,” he said, “and drive round Hyde Park until it’s two o’clock. Then drive to 8 Bollinger Terrace, Chelsea.” The cabman, who had got down from his box, closed the door. “ 4dl this is going to cost money,” he muttered as he went back to his place. Lord Richard, who heard the remark, felt anxiously in his pocket. He had only a few shillings. “Mrs. Gaythorne will have to pay,” he sighed. “It’s only right she should pay for unavoidable expenses of a servant.” When he found himself in Hyde Park he searched the faces of the passers-by, but there was no one he knew. The Park was almost empty at that hour. The oppressed atmosphere of the interior of the cab, his unappetising lunch and his own deep- seated sorrows combined to make him feel wretched. He thrust his head out of the window. He could stand it no longer. “ Drive to Bollinger Terrace ! ” A quarter of an hour later the cab stopped before Mrs. Gaythorne’s flat. A ragged man, who had been following the cab throughout the morning through all the bewildering mazes of its journey, and w T as now gasping for breath, offered to carry up the luggage. Richard assented and gave him directions. “ How much is all this ? ” he asked. “I’ll take a quid,” said the cabman. Lord Richard, who never disputed cab fares, looked round helplessly. 132 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 44 You’ll have to wait a moment,” he said, 44 I must go and get change.” “I don’t want no change. I said a quid.” 44 All right. I’ll be down in a moment.” Richard ran up the steps and rang the door-bell of Mrs. Gaythorne’s flat. A maid opened the door. 4 4 Is Mrs. Gaythorne in ? ” 44 Yes, sir. She is at lunch now.” 44 Will you ask her if she can spare me one minute? I’ll w^ait here. It’s only for a minute.” When Mrs. Gaythorne came out Richard raised his hat. 44 I’m most awfully sorry to trouble you,” he exclaimed, 44 but the fact is that ” She interrupted him. 6 6 You are earlier than I expected. Where’s your luggage? ” 44 It’s being brought up by a man.” 44 Very well. How much is your cab fare? Is that w T hat you want? ” 44 Yes,” stammered Richard, blushing. 44 How much is it? ” 44 He wants a pound.” 44 A pound! ” exclaimed Mrs. Gaythorne, raising her delicate eyebrows. 44 Where have you come from? ” Lord Richard tried to think. 44 Well, we started from my place at eleven and went to see Sipplethwaite. Oh, by the way, I’ve got that certificate. He signed it all right and ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 133 “ Please go on. What did you do after that? ” “ Then we drove to Napoleon Road and I had some lunch, and then it was only one o’clock, so we went into the Park until I got absolutely fed up, Mrs. Gaythorne, and couldn’t stick it another minute. So I told him to drive here.” She looked at her wrist-watch. “ It’s five minutes to three. Very well. Here is a pound for him.” “ Oh, thanks awfully. I’ll just run down and give it to him.” The ragged man appeared, carrying the gun- case, the salmon rods and a hat-box. “Here’s some of my luggage,” explained Richard. “I’ll be back in a moment.” “Shall I carry it in, mum? ” asked the ragged man. “Yes.” Mrs. Gaythorne looked at it for a moment. “In there,” she said in a choked voice as she opened the door of Richard’s bedroom. “Is there any more? ” “ Lor’, mum ! There’s ’eaps more.” “Very well. Bring it up.” She went hastily down the hall, opened a door and disappeared from view. Mrs. Gaythorne had vanished into her bedroom, and here she lay back in a chair and closed her eyes. Her lips quivered. Then she controlled herself. The faintest smile broke over her face. She rose, looked at herself for a moment in the mirror, and went out into the hall again. 134 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Lord Richard, carrying a couple of calf-hide suit- cases, was standing at the further end. The ragged man, labouring under the weight of an iron-bound cabin trunk, was standing in the landing beyond. “ It must go in ! ” Lord Richard was saying. “ There’s plenty of room for it all.” They both went into Richard’s bedroom and deposited their loads on the floor. The ragged man came out again and went downstairs for the next lot. Mrs. Gaythorne hesitated. Then she walked up the hall. 64 1 hope you’ll find there’s enough room,” she said. “You can stand some bags in the passage if there isn’t.” “Oh, I’ll fit them in, Mrs. Gaythorne.” He became conscious that she was looking at him. “ I mean madam ! ” he said hastily. “ Very well. Get unpacked as soon as possible, and then I will show you the pantry.” “Yes, madam.” “ Do you want a shilling to tip the man? ” “Oh, I can manage a shilling, thanks.” Mrs. Gaythorne went back to the dining-room. When all the luggage had been carried in Richard’s bedroom was completely filled up. He looked at it in despair. “ Unpack 1 ” he exclaimed. “How the dickens can I begin? ” A voice at the door roused him. “You ain’t the new butler?” it said in awe- stricken tones. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 185 He looked and saw the housemaid staring round- eyed at him. “Oh, yes,” he said pleasantly. “ I’m afraid I am. Are you the housemaid? ” “Yes.” He came forward and shook hands. “ I hope we shall get on all right,” he continued. “ What’s your name ? ” “ Norah. What’s yours ? ” “ Oh, I’m called Richard. I say, Norah, how can I get unpacked? Mrs. Gaythorne said I was to unpack as quickly as possible.” “Lor’, this ain’t really your luggage? ” “ Yes. I wish it weren’t.” “ Save me, but you’ve brought enough, ain’t yer ?” “ Well, I didn’t know quite what sort of clothes I should want, Norah.” “I’ll ’elp,” said Norah. “I’ve got a quarter of an hour to spare before I clear away.” They started on one of the cabin trunks. “But where is it all to go?” exclaimed Lord Richard in despair. “There’s only one chest of drawers.” “Leave them trunks,” said Norah, practically, “ and unpack the bags.” They unpacked four of the suit-cases and filled the chest of drawers. At intervals Norah uttered exclamations of wonder. “Ridin’ breeches,” she said. “Lor’, what’s them for? ” “Doesn’t Mrs. Gaythorne ride? ” “But you ain’t going ridin’ with her?” asked Norah, incredulously. 136 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Oh, I don’t know. She might wish it, you know.” Lord Richard was very relieved to find that the housemaid was so willing to be agreeable. When they had finished she looked at him curiously. “ What’s brought you to this ? ” she inquired with feminine curiosity. He sat down on a trunk and buried his face in his hands. “A woman,” he muttered. “It’s a cruel shame.” “ Of course it is,” said Lord Richard, gratified by her sympathy. The sound of an electric bell became audible. “ Dining-room,” said Norah briefly, and dis- appeared. While Richard had been unpacking Mrs. Gay- thorne had been taking her dessert with her little son Claude. “Mummy,” said Claude, who was a charmingly picturesque little person with rather grave habits and a winning smile, “ who was that you were speaking to? ” “ That’s the new butler, darling.” Claude watched his mother peeling an apple for him. His eyes were thoughtful. His mother seemed rather absent-minded, for she began to eat the apple herself. “Is he going to be my new daddy, mummy? ” asked Claude, pensively. Mrs. Gaythorne laughed merrily. “No, darling.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 137 “ But you told me that some day I might have a new daddy.” His mother looked earnestly at him. “ Would you like a new daddy, Claude? ” He clapped his hands. “Oh, yes, please, mummy ! 99 Then he added gravely, “ I should like an apple too.” “ Oh, my dearest, I am so sorry. I was not thinking.” “What is my new daddy going to be like?” asked Claude, after he had got his apple. “ Where will you buy him, mummy? ” His mother sighed and stretched her hand across to him. “ Which of all the gentlemen whom you know do you like best, darling? ” Claude seemed to find the question difficult. He munched his apple and looked before him as he thought of all his mother’s visitors. Mrs. Gay- thorne watched him. “ I don’t like any of them enough to be my daddy,” he pronounced at length. “ Don’t you like Sir Charles, Claude? ” The child shook his head. “Not much, mummy.” “ But why, my dearest? 99 Again the child shook his head. “I don’t know, mummy. He isn’t going to be my daddy, is he? ” “Oh, no, dear,” said Mrs. Gaythorne, quickly. “I don’t think so.” Mrs. Gaythorne sat toying with her plate. Claude E2 138 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY finished his apple, wiped his hands and looked at her. Then he got down from the table and went up to her. His hand stole into hers, t “ Mummy,” he whispered. “ Don’t let’s have a new daddy at all.” She put her arms round him and drew him close to her, burying her face in his golden curls. “ Why, Claude? ” she murmured. “ Because we’re quite happy without one,” said Claude, contentedly. “ Are you happy, dear? ” “ Yes, mummy. Isn’t you happy too? ” “ Yes, darling one. Mummy is quite happy too.” Claude meditated for some time while his mother caressed his curls. Then he said : “If we had a new daddy would he take me out riding, mummy, instead of Mr. Smith? ” Mr. Smith was Claude’s riding-master. “Perhaps, Claude.” Claude sighed deeply. “ Never mind, mummy. Mr. Smith doesn’t mean to be so cross. Perhaps a new daddy would be cross too.” Mrs. Gaythorne rose suddenly. “Mr. Smith isn’t too cross with you, Claude. I want you to learn to ride well, and he is a very good master. You’re old enough not to mind if he’s cross.” “Yes, mummy,” said the child, submissively. Although he was always humble when his mother spoke to him with a touch of sharpness in her voice, Claude was by no means a child lacking in spirit — often of the most mischievous kind. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 139 His mother was anxious not to pet him too much, and always ended a scene in which affection had held sway over her by a word of reproof or a sharp command. Claude was sent to his nursery and Mrs. Gay- thorne rang the bell for the housemaid. 44 Send Richard here, please, ” she said. Norah hastened on her errand. 44 Missus wants to see you at once,” she said to Lord Richard, who was still seated on the cabin trunk, sunk in gloomy thought. He rose with alacrity and went into the dining-room. 44 Have you got that certificate from Dr. Sipple- th waite? ” 44 Yes, madam. Here it is,” said Richard in his best manner. She glanced over it. 44 You told him to charge the fee to my account? ” 44 Yes, madam.” She was seated by a writing-table, in the corner of the room. She turned her head towards him for a moment, and decided to administer a reproof. 44 1 was rather annoyed at having to pay so much for your cab. Don’t you think you might have managed in some other way ? It was surely unnecessary to spend the whole morning seated in a cab at my expense? 99 44 1 had no idea I had so little on me, madam. Will you please deduct the amount I owe you from my wages?” His voice was very humble. She relented a shade. 44 1 shall deduct five shillings from your wages. 140 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Richard/ 5 she said reflectively. “I dislike sense- less extravagance/’ “Yes, madam,” said Lord Richard. “I quite agree with you.” She raised her eyebrows slightly in the manner which Richard was beginning to fear. “ It does not affect me whether you agree or not,” she said coldly. He stood silent, smarting under the reproof. There was a pause. He wondered whether he might go. He could see her profile against the window and it soothed him a little. “ I think I told you I expect a guest to dinner to-night? ” she asked at length. “Yes, madam.” “ It is Sir Charles Bulstrode. Dinner will be at eight.” x “ Yes, madam,” said Lord Richard, who had never heard of Sir Charles Bulstrode. “You will open a bottle of Heidsick ’94, which you will find in the wine cupboard off the pantry, and also a bottle of liqueur brandy. That is all the wine that is necessary.” “Yes, madam.” She rose and moved towards the door. “Let me show you the pantry,” she said. She glanced at him a moment. “ Are your clothes quite suitable? ” “I can change them, madam.” She went out into the hall. Richard followed. So far things had gone comparatively smoothly in his opinion, and his attitude had been as servile as LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 141 he could make it. Moved by a sudden impulse, she opened the nursery door. “ Oh, I say, what an awfully jolly little chap! ” he said. “ Is this Claude? ” “ Master Claude,” said Mrs. Gaythorne with emphasis. Lord Richard flushed. “ I beg your pardon,” he said, taking a step back. She hesitated and then closed the door in a determined way. “The pantry and kitchen are here,” she said, going down the hall. Lord Richard clenched his teeth and followed. His thoughts were to the effect of wondering how a woman with so charming an exterior as Mrs. Gaythorne could behave in this brutal fashion. “ More brutality,” he muttered as he entered the pantry. She showed him a few cupboards, pointed out the drawers for the silver and took him into the kitchen. “This is cook,” she said with that brevity of expression which seemed one of her characteristics. She watched Lord Richard bow with great politeness to the cook, who rose from her dinner, and without quite knowing what she was doing, curtseyed. Norah stared with open mouth. “You must ask Norah where things are,” she said. “In the meantime you can clear away the luncheon things. You will find a tray in the pantry.” And, humming a little tune to herself, Mrs. Gay- thorne left the kitchen. There was a short silence. 142 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ ’Ave you ’ad your dinner?” asked cook at length. “Yes, thanks very much, cook. I suppose I’d better get on with my work, hadn’t I? ” “ You’d better take off your coat first. It would be a shame to dirty it.” “That’s a good idea.” Lord Richard divested himself of his coat and went into the pantry, where he found a tray. With this in his hand he sauntered into the dining-room. Mrs. Gaythorne was at her writing-table again. Lord Richard put the tray on the sideboard and began to remove the glasses from the table. “The tray goes on the tray-stand,” said Mrs. Gaythorne without looking up. Lord Richard looked round helplessly. “ The tray-stand folds up and stands behind the door when not in use.” “ Oh, yes. Here it is.” He took it out and put the tray on it. When he had removed everything from the table Mrs. Gay- thorne looked round. Before her was a half-finished letter. She followed Richard’s movements without speaking and then returned to her letter. “ I shall not expect you to go out with Master Claude to-day,” she remarked, as Richard was making preparations to leave the room with the tray. “No, madam.” “You had better spend your spare time in finding out where everything is kept. I shall be out for tea. You will take in Master Claude’s tea at four o’clock.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 143 “Yes, madam.’ 5 And bearing the laden tray before him, Lord Richard Sandridge strode savagely down the hall into the pantry. “Now you’ll ’ave to wash up,” said the voice of Norah from the kitchen. CHAPTER X “ Flavour of sunburnt nectarine, And the light that danced thro’ a wine-glass thin Filled with juice of the grape of Rhine. She laughed and talked about this and that — Easy, exquisite, foolish chat ! ” A Memorable Dessert “I’m so busy I scarcely know where to begin,” said his lordship to himself as he stood in his pantry, which he had succeeded in arranging quite neatly. “ I shall have to do the menu-cards and the flowers for to-night.” Mrs. Gaythorne had gone out, talcing Claude, and the flat was very silent. Cook was reading the Daily Mirror and Norah was sewing. “ What a good thing I packed my paint-box. I know the wisdom of taking all you’ve got with you,” said Richard. “I’ll do a river scene. But first I must find the paints.” Suit-case after suit-case was dragged from under the bed and the room was soon a wild litter of collars and ties, shirts and coats. 144 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Ah, here it is! ” sighed Richard in relief, as he opened the last suit-case. “ Now to get the cards ! ” He changed into a becoming lounge suit and left the flat in high spirits. “ Don’t know how it is, but I haven’t been so happy for years ! 99 he said aloud, and Mrs. Bangs, who lived at No. 4 and was toiling upstairs, looked at him with great curiosity as he sprang down the steps. “ So the pretty widow has been entertaining again,” meditated Mrs. Bangs. “ But no — I saw her driving not ten minutes ago ! ” Richard was determined to make his first little dinner a great success. Dark purple sweet peas and lilies of the valley should be his flower scheme. There must also be mauve shades for the candles, “ mauve with perhaps little crystal beads hanging round, and perhaps not,” he decided. He came first to the stationer’s. It was rather a poor shop, but he entered. They had only very plain menu-cards in dead white. “ These won’t do,” said Richard. “ Thanks awfully all the same for showing them to me.” He left and passed on to a very ordinary flower- shop, which did its poor best for Lexmore Gardens. “I think I had better go to Bond Street,” he rapidly decided. “ Mrs. Gaythorne would like everything to be tophole. I must be quick. I think I ought to take a taxi.” He was soon whirling towards Oxford Street. To his horror and dismay he saw Tubby on the LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 145 left-hand pavement, immaculately clad, with a gardenia in his buttonhole. Lord Richard was terrified, really more troubled than there was any occasion to be. He behaved like a child, burying his face in his hands till they had swung past Marshall’s. “I suppose people will think I was crying,” he reflected. 64 It’s better than letting Tubby see. He would certainly have boarded the cab.” Bond Street proved eminently satisfactory. Richard ordered quantities of exquisite lilies and fragrant sweet peas ; he also turned back and com- manded that half a dozen pot flowers should be sent, cherrypie and roses. These were to turn the fireplace into a flowery paradise. He purchased also, at two shillings each, three menu-cards of pale purple satin, each bearing a chaste Adams decoration. The third was bought in case one of his sketches was a failure. He came back elated, only stopping on the way to wire to Carter to forward his coin-case to him. He had the brilliant idea of placing his wages in it and carrying it, flushed with triumph, to Evelyn “ in six months’ time.” The sketches went well, and soon Richard was inscribing — Consomme A la Colbert Filet de Bceuf A la Brillat POULET R6tI AU CrESSON P£che Melba folLAIRS d'AnCHOIS Dessert U6 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY under two effective impressionist sketches of punt, river and girl. He showed them to cook, who said, 64 Lor’ ! ” At this point Norah entered, full of excitement. “There’s a lot of lovely beautiful flowers come,” she said. “They’re for the table!” said Richard, all pleasure. “Well I never! Mrs. Gaythorne don’t always go to that expense for Sir Charles. An old sala- mander I call him,” said Norah, slightly confused, but very unmistakably against the knight. Mrs. Gaythorne came into the dining-room about six o’clock, when Richard was placing the last vase on the table. He had taken infinite pains, as most men do when arranging flowers. “Oh, do you like them? ” he cried, straighten- ing himself and surveying the effect. “ Do you like them — madam? ” Mrs. Gaythorne, tired after a shopping expedi- tion on behalf of Claude, w r as inclined to be irritable. “Where did these flowers come from?” she said, half closing those soft eyes which always sparkled however tired she was, and sparkled more when she was on the verge of annoyance. “ I thought it was better to get something as the others were dead, madam,” said Richard. “ I ought to have spoken to you about it. I had intended to get a few fresh flowers.” Her admirable voice, clear as a silver bell, lingered over the word “few.” He found himself comparing this voice with the voice of Evelyn Lovejoy. “ I LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 147 had intended to, but I forgot. I had so much to do,” she said wearily. Richard had profited by having a sister. Tea was, he knew, what a woman craved for perpetu- ally. He said hastily, 64 Excuse me, Mrs. Gay- thorne,” and was out of the room in a moment. Mrs. Gajdhorne sank into a chair and viewed the display of flowers with a good deal of temper. 44 What extravagance. What wicked extrava- gance,” she murmured, propping her pretty pointed chin on her hands. Nor was she mollified when Richard appeared in a few minutes with a little tea-tray. 4 6 What is the meaning of this? ” she inquired. 44 1 didn’t order it.” 44 1 thought, madam, you said you were tired,” he said. 44 So I am, desperately,” she owned to herself; but aloud she only said : 44 Another time don’t get me tea unless I order it.” 44 Georgie used to say it was the only thing that was any good for a headache.” 44 Who is Georgie, pray?” said Mrs. Gay- thorne in a tone like ice. She began to drink the tea. 44 My sister. She married Bertie Thompson, you know.” 44 How much did these flowers cost? ” 44 1 can’t remember exactly, I’m afraid, madam. How careless of me! ” 44 How very careless. And what a ridiculous 148 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY piece of folly to get all these pot flowers for the hearth ! ” “Oh, I remember now, the boy left a bill for you, madam,” Richard said. He went to the writing-desk and handed her an envelope. He then bent over the table, putting a last touch to the flowers. There was an ominous silence in the room. He turned to see that Mrs. Gaythorne was looking prettier than ever. She was very pink. When she was angry she always grew pink. “These flowers cost a pound,” she said in a terrible tone. “ What right, what right have you to run me into this frightful expense? ” Richard stood aghast. “ I was trying so hard to please you,” he faltered. “Have you no common sense? ” she said. She was standing now, still pink and still very angry. “First the cab, and then this.” “I am very sorry,” he said. “Please take this off my wages ! I won’t get any flowers for you again, madam.” “Why on earth are you wearing that suit? ” she continued, looking him up and dow T n. “ Oh, I w^ent out — I’m very sorry ” he began in a miserable voice. “That will do,” she said, checking him with a wave of the hand. “You have forgotten your place, utterly forgotten it. I suppose you have rubbed up the silver candlesticks for to-night?” “No madam, not — not yet. And oh, I’ve for- gotten the purple shades.” “ What shades? ” said she, in exasperation. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 149 44 I meant to get some purple shades, they look so ripping, so splendid I mean, with the purple flowers. But of course I shouldn’t have thought of it without asking you,” he said nervously. He was not likely to forget his lesson. 44 And now I’ll polish up the candlesticks.” 44 How do I even know that you can do that pro- perly?” she said, still angry. 44 Fetch them and I will do them in the morning-room.” 44 Oh, I say, no, Mrs. Gaythorne, I can’t let you do that. You ought to rest before dinner now, and there isn’t much time.” 44 Fetch them for me,” she said. He brought them. He was told where the silver- cleaning apparatus was kept. He put it down in triumph. He watched her deft fingers in admira- tion, and copied her method very carefully. 44 See how they shine! ” he said. 44 How they shine, madam ! But oh, please , let me do the other two. I can’t bear to see you do it, madam.” 44 Why not? ” she said coldly. 44 Because you — you’ve got such pretty hands,” he was going to say, but stopped himself in time. 44 Because it spoils your hands, madam,” he said. 44 Well, I will leave them now,” she said in an indifferent way. 44 Be very quick and then lay the table.” 44 How I hate her speaking to me in that way,” he thought. 44 Is he to be my new daddy, mother? ” said a little voice, and Claude peeped round the door. 44 Come away with me at once,” said Mrs. Gay- 150 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY thorne, with irritation. She swept off with Claude pulling at her hand and crying, “I want to stay and help that man. Oh I do.” Richard dressed hastily and suffered agonies in donning the black tie. He lingered anxiously over the dinner-table and invited Norah to look at it. “D’you think I’ve forgotten anything, Norah? ” he said in a dejected tone. Norah was used to laying dinner-tables and soon said she thought it was all right. 4 4 But there, you do seem down-’earted,” she said, watching his gloomy face as he jingled the glasses at Mrs. Gay- thorne’s place. He was thinking of the cold look she had given him. He hated her to be angry with him. And he had thought she would be so delighted with the flowers. 44 I’m all right,” he said. “ There’s the bell! ” The next minute Sir Charles Bulstrode had entered the hall and was being helped off with his coat. Richard recognised him as being the man he had seen running down the steps of Miss Love- joy’s house. Sir Charles was carrying a case, which he deposited on a chair. “Say Sir Charles Bulstrode,” commanded the knight. For a moment Richard felt strongly disposed to resist the patronising tone ; then he remembered his part, and throwing open the drawing-room door he announced loudly and clearly, “Sir Charles Bulstrode ! ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 151 From the dainty green sofa there rose a shim- mering form. Richard looked and caught his breath. He had never seen anything so lovely. Lettice was all in cloudy white and silver. Her eyes were sparkling, her hair was arranged per- fectly. It rippled round her white brows and had all sorts of lights and shades in it. She was wonderful. As he closed the door softly Lord Richard was thinking why she was so beautiful. “ I think it’s her expression,” he said to himself, busy at the sideboard. Lettice had a singularly brilliant look. It had fascinated many, including Sir Charles. They came in to dinner, and as she sat there, leaning her white elbows on the table, she was more delightful than ever. A long chain of amethysts burned on her neck. The flowers looked well in the soft candle light. “ Richard, you’ve forgotten the salt-cellars,” she said in an undertone. In an instant he had fetched them. It was no happy time for Lord Richard. He clutched wildly at his hair at his off moments, when he was not taking away plates. “ Help on the left side,” murmured Mrs. Gay- thorne, taking the entree from the right. “Now offer the wine.” Unfortunately he was looking at her shining and sparkling at the end of the table as he poured some wine into Sir Charles’s glass. It splashed on the tablecloth. 152 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Oh clumsy, clumsy ! ” exclaimed Sir Charles. His manners were not good and he had the dis- tressing habit of speaking his thoughts. He was striving to be more correct, however, for he longed to enter Society ; since his knighthood he had been uneasily mixing with the best people he could get hold of. It was hard, it was irksome to get used to things, but he was striving daily. At this moment he was sorry he had spoken. Mrs. Gaythorne flashed a chilling glance at him and Richard hastily left the room. “How very well your man’s clothes fit him, Mrs. Gaythorne,” said Sir Charles, anxious to put matters right. There was no answer. “Remarkably, remarkably well,” said Sir Charles, regretfully. He himself had infinite trouble with tailors. The talk passed to the new Government. They had given Sir Charles his knighthood and he was naturally proud of them. Mrs. Gaythorne listened in silence for some time. Sir Charles was abusing one of the Leaders of the Opposition. “Burton is such a cad,” he said as he expanded his waistcoat and leant back in his chair, fingering his wine glass. “Oh, no,” said Lettice, quickly. “He’s quite a good fellow.” “Yes, he is,” said Richard, handing peche Melba. Sir Charles leapt about in his chair. “ What did you say? ” said he. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 153 “I beg your pardon, sir/ 5 said Richard, very humbly. He again hurried from the room. “ It strikes me you have a very extraordinary man, Mrs. Gaythorne. Evidently as particular about his politics as his tailor.” “Yes,” said Mrs. Gaythorne. She was smiling delightfully now, for she was genuinely amused. Lord Richard did not wait badly. He was slow but fairly sure, making several rather distracting remarks to Norah, who was outside. Sir Charles was* most complacent. Lettice was looking beautiful, the table was charming, the whole dinner was so very different from the solemn affairs to which he was accustomed. There was a grace and lightness about the whole thing. Mrs. Gaythorne glanced at him occasionally and wondered how she could put up with him. She hoped he had not brought his banjo with him. At that very moment he said blandly : “You kindly asked me to bring my banjo with me, Mrs. Gaythorne. I have done so. I have also brought some new music.” “ Ah ! ” she said. “I think I am improving,” continued Sir Charles, pompously. “ And it is wonderful how many friends it has brought me, taking up banjoing.” He beamed, and Richard, setting down a price- less and curiously-coloured dessert plate before him, thought what a silly ass the fellow was. Why had Mrs. Gaythorne invited him? Surely she could not be in love with him. The idea was 154 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY so thoroughly appalling that Richard, absent- mindedly, placed a dish of apples before Lettice instead of an empty plate. She was quick to touch his sleeve, and he retrieved the error with a sinking heart, biting his lip to keep silent. “ The Duchess of Antwerp, as I believe she likes to call herself,” continued Sir Charles, clearing his throat, 44 has told me that since hearing me play she has ordered a banjo, and she now practises for three hours every day.” “ And what will Antwerp do with himself, poor devil? ” exclaimed Lord Richard, who knew the Duke well and was aware that he had fretful nerves. This time Mrs. Gaythorne was annoyed. She had indeed every right to be. “ Leave the room, Richard,” she commanded. “Seems to me your man must be mad,” com- mented Sir Charles. He rather liked the situation ; it brought him into more intimate terms with Lettice to be sitting with her alone criticising her servant. She turned the conversation by saying brightly, “And what about the flat, Sir Charles? ” “ Oh, if you would give me some advice about it I should be so grateful,” he said. “ I saw the decorator people to-day. I told them a lady was going to help me furnish it. I have some patterns of wall-papers here,” and he drew them from his pocket. “ Won’t you have some ginger, Sir Charles? ” “I’d like some very much. We’re going in for LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 155 ginger a good deal now,” he said, and then stopped, horrified because he had mentioned his business. She helped him out. “ Yes, I’ve seen it in tiny blue and white jars, labelled ‘The Bulstrode.’ But it’s too dear, too dear, Sir Charles.” She shook a white finger at him. At the moment she was like a sweet Greuze picture. “You shall have a present of a dozen pots, a score of pots,” said the knight, stretching out a horny hand across the tablecloth towards her. She looked at the hand with a lifting of her delicate brows and said : “ What had you thought of for the hall of your flat? ” “This,” said Sir Charles, producing a scrap of brown and yellow wall-paper. “Oh, I shouldn’t, really. I shouldn’t,” said Mrs. Gaythorne, earnestly. She knew he had hideous taste, and when he had implored her help in furnishing his new flat she had foreseen difficulties. “Then I thought for the drawing-room,” said Sir Charles, producing another scrap. “ That is very pretty. Did you choose that ? ” Mrs. Gaythorne said. It was simple white. “Miss Lovejoy admired that,” said Sir Charles. “Miss Lovejoy? The girl with heaps of money and who does so much for the Sailors’ Home Charity? ” Sir Charles nodded * 156 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ I met her at the big bazaar at the Albert Hall in the winter, smothered in a big hat and sables. I remember she was one of the best saleswomen. I think she’d some very fine diamonds too,” said Mrs. Gaythorne. “ I didn’t know you knew her. So she is helping you to furnish the flat as well ! Oh, Sir Charles ! ” Sir Charles beamed. He almost believed that he was a lady-killer for a moment. ‘ 6 But what a monstrous price for a paper. You won’t give 10$. 6d. a piece! ” exclaimed Lettice, reading what was written on the back of the wall- paper. (She said the word monstrous so prettily, with a gleam of white teeth.) “Well, you know, since — since — since His Majesty honoured me,” said Sir Charles, passing his hand over his chin with embarrassment, “ since then the truth is, Mrs. Gaythorne, I’ve decided not to mind spending money. So why not a wall-paper at 10$. a piece ! ” He laughed awkwardly. Lettice looked at him critically. She had met Bulstrode at a week-end in a country house, and he had won her heart by fishing Claude out of a pond. The small boy had climbed a tree over- hanging the water and the branch had snapped, and Bulstrode had plunged in and rescued him, carrying him dripping to the bank. Lettice had thanked him with tears in her eyes. Sir Charles had been charmed, and since he had assiduously kept up the acquaintance. This was the second time he had been to dinner. On the first occasion he had bored Lettice by producing his banjo after LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 157 dinner, and by thrumming cheerfully while she tinkled, yawning continually, at the piano. Now it seemed as if the offence were about to be repeated. Lettice had invited two others to her little dinner but they had not been able to come. So the prospect of, the banjo was again before her. To Richard bringing in coffee, however, it seemed that they were most intimate, most con- fidential, as they sat in the green drawing-room. Bulstrode was talking, and talking very well, of the model village he proposed to erect for his work- people. Lettice was genuinely interested for the moment ; she w r as leaning forward, her lips slightly parted. “ She is in love with him l ” thought Richard as he handed the tray to Lettice, and watched her pretty hands busy with the silver jugs. Pretty hands ! Why was he always thinking of them and of her shadowy eyes? Could it be pos- sible that he was in love with his mistress? She looked up at him and half smiled, saying, “ Thank you,” and he knew then at that very instant that it w as true. Then came the little frown which he already knew so well. She was afraid he was not going to offer Bulstrode coffee. But he was determined not to fail in any way now. He held the lovely oak tray before Sir Charles, and afterwards carried it out without spilling, in triumph. At the door Bulstrode called out : “ Just fetch in my banjo.” He had, like most self-made men, a bad manner 158 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY towards servants, and Richard felt he must retort ; but he controlled himself, went quietly out and returned with the case. “ I brought some new music,” said Sir Charles, eagerly, “ ‘ The Lily Valse,’ 4 Little Fairy Bell, 5 and 4 Ma Coal Black Coon/ ” “ Oh, how interesting ! ” said Mrs. Gaythorne. She cast almost a comrade’s glance at Richard as he was disappearing through the door. He caught it and his heart throbbed deliciously. She had for- given him then ! He could hear from the pantry the strains of piano and banjo, not making “ one music,” but very decidedly two. It was torture to think of Bulstrode being so near her ! How well she accompanied ! Even the hideous, vulgar tunes seemed sweet and gay when she played them. Sir Charles was clearly a novice. He was only master of one chord. Richard was having supper with the cook and Norah, an experience which he did not particularly care for, when the bell went. He was out of the kitchen “like a shot,” as Norah remarked, adding that the new young man seemed willing if nothing else. Richard heard Bulstrode’s lingering good-night answered by Lettice in low tones. Then Sir Charles came briskly down the hall. His worn, lined, shrewd face, the face that could be crafty, cunning and as hard as a flint, looked straight at Richard, who bore the scrutiny unflinchingly. Sir Charles prided himself upon being a judge of men. He saw before him a young and handsome countenance, LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 159 frank and open as the day. Richard was, without doubt, easy and debonair. His clothes fitted per- fectly. Sir Charles felt wistful. Wh§t on earth was the use of owning enormous shops and great wealth if one had neither ease of manner nor well-cut clothes? He must give more for his suits ! It was so hard to give up the old habits of the old days when he was just beginning and got everything ready-made in Cheapside, at a very satisfactory price indeed. “ I want to get my butler some clothes,” he said, clumsily and abruptly. “ Can you give me the name of your tailor? ” 6 ‘ Curran of Piccadilly,” said Richard without a smile. He remembered that stage butlers never smiled, and tried to make himself look as solemn and impassive as he could. Distinctly there were moments when he enjoyed his part. “Did Mrs. Gaythorne get it for you? ” said Sir Charles, electrified with curiosity at the name of one of the best tailors in London. “No, of course not,” Richard said indignantly. “ I didn’t know Curran undertook servants,” said Sir Charles, getting into his coat. “Well, well, one lives and learns! Good-evening.” Richard held the door open for him and banged it unnecessarily loudly behind him. “How can she have such a bounder to dinner? 99 he said in despair to himself. As he passed the drawing-room door he met Mrs. Gaythorne. “You should not have spoken at dinner,” she said very severely. “It must not occur again,” 160 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ I know the Antwerps. I am very sorry ” he began. “We won’t discuss it. By the way, I was quite pleased with the menu-cards,” she continued, with one of her rapid changes of manner, to which he was soon to become accustomed. “ Did you do them yourself? ” “ Yes, madam. I am very fond of sketching. I’m so glad you liked them. That was right, anyway? ” he asked so humbly that she softened still more. “You don’t wait so badly. In time you will be passable,” she said graciously. “Will you please tell cook breakfast will be at half-past nine? ” “ May I ask you one question? ” he said, greatly daring. “Yes,” she said indifferently. She began to go down the passage. “ Are you fond of the banjo? ” he said earnestly. She looked backwards and he saw the exquisite curve of her profile. She paused. Then, “No,” she said with an enchanting smile. “I’m glad,” he said fervently. But he spoke to thin air. She was gone. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 161 CHAPTER XI “ . . . Low replies, And sweet inscrutable eyes Coming up from Richmond .” — Old Song. “X wish you to go to the Belmont Club, Benson, and see if they can give you the address of Lord Richard Sandridge. If not, inquire whether letters which are sent to him there are being forwarded.” Evelyn Lovejoy was standing in the stately hall at Portman Square. It was late September. She had heard nothing from Richard and was distracted. She was also just in the stage when a feeling of compunction was passing to one of anger. “ Tell Goss to admit a German gentleman who will call and have him shown into the morning- room. I am not at home to anyone else except,” — she hesitated — “except Sir Charles Bulstrode,” she finished. Evelyn was interesting herself much in forming a Society for Promoting English and German Friend- ship, the S.P.E.G.F. it was generally called, and she wore its badge, a hideous lion ramping on a purple enamel field, on her beautiful dress that afternoon, in honour of the visit of Herr Wolfmann, an in- genuous German she had met at an hotel. He had promised to help her. The Herr, who had unsuccessfully combined Eng- lish and German tailoring, appeared smilingly at the cherry-coloured front door at three precisely, and asked in sonorous tones for Mees Lovejoy. F 162 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY The heiress entered the small and solemn chamber, where he sat, with great empressement. She wore immense ear-rings, which suited her admirably, and a necklace of Egyptian coral. 44 It ees so kind ! ” murmured the German, raising her hand to his lips. “Kind! No! ’’said she. 66 Ah, but it w r as,” he said, and kissed again. Evelyn w^as secretly delighted, being one of the women w T ho can never have too much admiration, be it only from a middle-class Prussian. This w^as the third time her hand had been kissed. The refused Marquis had done it, Richard had kissed both in farewell — ah, Richard ! She sighed deeply, and for the moment all her heart w r as with him. When, oh, when would Benson return, and oh, what bliss if there were some news ! She w r as a good deal too proud to ask anything of Georgie, w r ho, in her turn, honest lady, was too proud to inquire of Evelyn about her brother. 46 Something has been troubling me,” said the German when they w T ere seated on superb chairs of polished wood. 64 Ah, I hope there is no difficulty with our scheme,” said Evelyn, eagerly. 44 Of course the path to anything noble is strewn with difficulties ! ” She felt she was quoting Rusldn and glowed. 44 Look at all the examples great men have left behind them ! ” she continued, warming to her theme. 44 Did Columbus discover America without a struggle? did Robert Bruce conquer without ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 168 “It ees not that,” broke in Herr Wolfmann, suddenly. “ It ees my stomak.” “ Your — your what? ” 64 It ees my cold stomak ! Whatever I do here in this Eengland my stomak is quite cold! ” “ I thought you were talking of the Society ! 99 Evelyn said. She was distinctly shocked. 44 You vould vonder!” rapidly continued Herr Wolfmann. “You vould vonder at me! Seven goot hot meals in the day and my stomak he is still cold ! It has been thus ever since I came over the sea.” 44 Let us get on to the formation of the Society,” said Evelyn, hastily. The German was considering his next remark. 44 Rut in this Eengland,” he continued, carried away by his own brilliancy and proficiency in Eng- lish small talk, 44 the ladies, I vill maintain, do not dress veil. My vife who in Eengland shortly vill become vill show you ! 99 His lips curled as he glanced at Evelyn’s dainty draperies. 44 1 like, I vill say, many colours ! My vife she wear a red bodeece, a green skeert and a brown coat. So ! It vill the greatest pleasure be if I may brought to you her to see,” he continued. Evelyn was astounded. She did not care to know Herr Wolfmann save as an interested agitator in the cause of Universal Peace. He had looked so earnest over it as they had sat together in the lounge of the most admirable hotel at Blacton-on-Sea. He had, in reality, been delighted when Evelyn, hearing 164 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY his accent, had approached and had timidly unfolded her idea. He did not care for the idea in the least, but cared very much that he should have the friend- ship of one of the greatest heiresses in England. It would be pleasant for him to dine with her and to quote her in conversation. He regarded his call on Miss Lovejoy as a social matter, and fully expected her to call on his wife at their Bayswater boarding- house before they left London. ££ I have been tinking, and I tink there is no goot in our leetle plans/’ said the Herr, cheerfully. His eyes rolled to the door hoping that tea might be served. “ But I thought you said you could get at the Embassy ! ” “ I coot — yes ” He spread out his fat hands. “ But since speaking with you I have had an offer to be with some in a good work for shipping German sausage to Eengland. Here you know not how to make them. So I vill not have time for our German Eenglish Club ! I am sorry. But I vill to Germany instantly return. I am cold here always — I ” “Herr Wolfmann, I thought you cared! I thought you really cared for the great cause!” said Evelyn, with deep reproach. “I do care, but I care more that I am cold,” he said simply. She rose. Tears were near her eyes. Her active imagination had seen herself beholding the King and the Kaiser linking their hands in an eternal grip. The German departed, surprised and discom- LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 165 fited at having been dismissed without food, and Evelyn sat down lost in morbid thought. The arrival of Benson, imperturbable and de- bonair as usual, roused her. “Well, Benson? ” she said eagerly. “Lord Richard Sandridge left no address, miss.” “And are his letters being forwarded?” she asked breathlessly. “ As they have no address they cannot forward any, miss,” said Benson in gentle reproach. He closed the door softly. “Then he has had none of my letters!” she thought. It was a real shock. The words she imagined engraven on his heart (in one letter she had been rash enough to call him “ my own brave knight fighting the dragon Idleness ”) had never been engraven there at all ! It was a deadly blow. The words penned on summer midnights, when her window opened on the busy square, words of love, of encouragement, had never reached him. “The Letters that Never Reached Him ! ” — (she thought dreamily that she had once heard of a book called by that title). Then she started violently, remembering a little volume of extracts she had copied out for him on green paper, on work, from an essay by Carrie Morelli. What pains she had taken over that! She could only remember one thing in it. The gifted authoress had pointed out with great acumen that nothing in Nature ever took a holiday — so why should Man? 166 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Bitter tears stood in Evelyn’s eyes as she followed the sad way of her thoughts. Then the door opened and Sir Charles Bulstrode was announced. He looked brisk and pale and wore a large carna- tion in his buttonhole. “Oh, Sir Charles! How stupid of Goss to show you in here! Come to the drawing-room! ” “Anywhere, anywhere,” said he. He saw her tears and said, with commendable simplicity : “ Miss Lovejoy, you’re in trouble. Can I help? ” “I’m disappointed,” she said frankly. “Won’t you tell me? I can be a regular old father confessor,” said Sir Charles, preening him- self slightly. He loved to be on ultimate terms with people, partly because he almost always found there were difficulties in the way. Evelyn went across to the table and took up a small box. “Look,” said she, taking off the lid. It was full of lions on purple enamel fields. “Well I never I ” said Sir Charles. “Are they brooches? ” “ They’re badges I had designed for a very pet scheme I had. You know r how the papers are full of the German scare? ” The knight looked portentously solemn. He felt in some vague way that as he had a title he would be one of the great men in a war. “ One can scarcely fail to observe that from the newspapers,” he observed pompously. “ Well, I had hoped to form a society for Anglo- LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 167 German friendship,” said Evelyn. “I went so far as to design these badges.” “Well, I never saw anything so pretty,” ex- claimed Sir Charles, throwing a glance of admira- tion. “it was good of you.” “I met a German at Blacton who seemed a very likely person to help me, especially as he said he knew some of the people at the German Embassy. I had it all sketched out. There were to be weekly social meetings, and everyone had to sign an agree- ment that if war came they would not fight on either side ! ” “H’m,” said Sir Charles. “ And now the man has failed me. Talked about — idiotic things and thought he was paying an ordinary call. And I don’t know any more Ger- mans,” finished Evelyn, sadly. “It is bad luck,” sympathised Sir Charles. “Perhaps you could help me,” she sighed. “You’re always thinking of others,” said Sir Charles, gallantly. “I love my country,” replied Miss Lovejoy, casting her fine eyes upwards. “You do, indeed,” said he, thinking how well she looked. “ I brought some plans ” Evelyn held out her hand with a delicate gesture of disgust. “I’m too tired to-day,” she said gently. “I have a really bad headache.” “Then come with me down to the river, Miss Lovejoy. I’m longing to try my new Renaud,” he said persuasively. 168 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY / “I should like to,” she said, “but mamma is out.” “I saw Lady Sydney Frene driving with a man who was certainly no relation the other day,” said Sir Charles, with emphasis. “ And Pm told it’s quite the thing nowadays. Princess Gwen does it, and we all know she’s all right,” he continued, referring to a stout puritanical royalty. “ Well ” she hesitated. “It is a shame," declared Sir Charles, with emphasis. “ It is a shame that anyone should annoy you. Don’t tell me it was only that German fellow who upset you ! ” “It wasn’t,” she faltered, thinking angrily of Richard. “No, I know,” said Sir Charles, shutting his jaw with a snap that pleased her. “ Go and put on your hat, please,” he pleaded. “My bonnet,” said Miss Lovejoy, becoming pleasurably excited, and thinking of a creation in elephant grey which nestled in tissue paper upstairs. She paused before the glass for a considerable period, angrily crushed Richard’s photograph into a drawer and fluttered downstairs. Sir Charles made a mental comparison of her and another lady he knew, one less feverish, less awkward in manner, but more spirited. Evelyn’s tempers were often mere petulance. Distinctly he could manage her best of the two, in spite of her sharpness about money. The thought made him very charming to her as they whirled toward the river. She suggested her LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 169 place at Maidenhead, but they had only time for Richmond. 41 4 1 had hoped such great things from this League of Friendship, Sir Charles,’’ said Evelyn, childishly. 4 4 1 know you will think me foolish — but I even imagined a happy day when, through the influence of its thousands of members ” She stopped, flushing with excitement. 44 Yes?” said he. 44 1 pictured the time when both England and Germany would give up having navies and these terrifying armies ! ” she said. 44 You must remember there are other nations besides Germany and England,” said Sir Charles, guardedly. She exclaimed in admiration, 44 What an im- portant fact that is ! Perhaps it is all for the best, Sir Charles. Perhaps a mere weak woman cannot expect to organise anything so great.” 44 Don’t drive so fast, Turner,” said Sir Charles, sharply, to his chauffeur. He had only lately forced himself to buy a car and he was terribly nervous. 44 Your chauffeur is very good,” said Evelyn, indifferently. 44 He used to be one of my best sellers,” said Sir Charles. 44 1 find motoring very expensive,” he added bitterly. 44 How do you like my crest? I’ve had it put inside and out. It cost me sixty pounds.” 44 It is lovely,” she said, admiring the conventional design. They felt sympathetic. Both rich, they both spent money lavishly in certain directions, but F 2 170 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY grudged it all the while. Evelyn had lain awake several nights after her generous gift to Sir Charles, wondering why she had not made it £500 less. But glancing at his hatchet profile she did not regret it. Here was a man with whom she felt thoroughly at ease. She need not be feeling afraid the whole time lest she should make a faux pas in conversation or in behaviour. Then he had made his own money, the money that had given him his precious title and this glorious Renaud car with its soft chestnut leather cushions. She admired success intensely. “You know that Shakespeare circle you men- tioned/’ said Sir Charles, bending towards her tenderly. They were passing up Richmond Hill now and the air was warm and sweet. “Yes,” she said brightly. All thoughts of the errant Richard were gone. If she had come out with him on a stolen ride she would have been miser- able the whole way thinking she had committed a social error. This worthy King of Grocers was not thinking of any such thing. “ I think I must take it up this winter. I — eh — have been so busy hitherto that I haven’t had much time to give to — ha ha! the arts.” “Or the things of the soul?” she murmured softly. “Just so. I must take ’em ail up. In fact, I have had eight lessons on the banjo ; difficult, because I have to crowed ’em in between business meetings. You must tell me just what I ought to take up.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 171 “You would make a success of anything/’ she said softly. “Oh, I don’t know. I think I would be pretty feeble in that higher culture or whatever they call it.” “No, you would succeed,” she insisted. “See how you’ve succeeded already.” The knight thought of the tea and sand and the ginger and flour combinations which had made his name and smiled. The car turned into the side street that leads to the boat-house. “Do you punt?” said Miss Lovejoy, glancing coyly from under her bonnet. “I expect I could,” said Sir Charles, gallantly. “ I haven’t been on the river for years. I didn’t have the Saturday afternoons off that others took in the firm,” he said reminiscently. “ You worked, you see,” said Evelyn. “I should think I did.” He smiled with pride. “Punt, sir? ” said the boatman. “Yes. Er — I suppose punting is quite simple, eh? ” said Sir Charles. He was in a morning coat. He began to fear, intrepid man though he was. “ Shall I do it for you? ” suggested the man. “ Perhaps you had better to-day, though, as you say, there is no difficulty.” The boatman, who had said no such thing, grinned and pushed the punt from its moorings. “And now, Miss Lovejoy,” said Sir Charles, looking at his gold hunter, “I have just forty minutes to spare, then I have a meeting at the 172 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Cheesemongers* Hall. Are you doing anything to-night? ” he continued as they shot gently into mid-stream. “No,” said Evelyn. “ Will you and Mrs. Lovejoy come with me to some entertainment? ” “I should like it.” Sir Charles beamed across at her. He wished the boatman had not been present. “You must dine with me first,” he said. “ No, you must dine with me ! ” she said. Then she stopped and w r ondered if Richard would like it ! She did not care whether he would or not. Why had he not written ? “ I thought you’d prefer a cinematograph, and these seats, though not the dearest, are much the best,” fussed Sir Charles that evening as he saw Evelyn and her mother into shilling places. Evelyn did not answer. “The first item, I see, is the Newbury Meeting, held the other day.” The pictures came on the screen, a gay race- course, a fashionable crowd walking hither and thither. “ I wonder if we shall know anyone I ” said Sir Charles in a low voice, anxious to impress on Mrs. and Miss Lovejoy his knowledge of Society. Evelyn caught her breath. At that very moment she beheld Lord Richard, hat at the back of his head in the old way, and glasses slung over his shoulder, strolling through the paddock with a pretty woman LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 173 delightfully dressed in black. Another moment and they were gone. Mrs. Gaythorne had gone to Newbury, and Richard had a day’s holiday and also went. The cinematograph had immortalised them just after they had met in mutual surprise. Smarting tears of jealousy and pique rushed into Evelyn’s eyes. She was very tender and kind to Sir Charles all the way home. He liked her. She did not snub him, as Lettice often did. CHAPTER XII “So all the relations gathered together and discussed it and guessed wrong .” — Tice Story of a Runaway. “ It’s perfectly true,” said Tubby. “ He has really disappeared. There are more than two dozen letters at the club for him, all in the same hand- writing, and scented so strongly that several old gentlemen have become suspicious of each other.” 64 But where can he have gone? ” exclaimed Lady Georgie. She handed Mr. Bannister a cup of tea and looked distractedly at her guest. “ When men between thirty and forty disappear there is usually only one explanation,” said Tubby, darkly. “ Although Miss Lovejoy stipulated that 174 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY he must earn his own living for six months it was absolutely unnecessary for him to disappear. If it had been me, I should have earned it in broad day- light on the pavement somewhere.” “I suppose those letters are from Miss Lovejoy? ” “ Of course. She’ll be furious if she finds he hasn’t received them. Do you think he’s in England? ” “ Where else could he be? ” asked Tubby, whose knowledge of geography was small. “He might be in Paris,” reflected Georgie, vaguely. Tubby shook his head. “ No, he must be in England, otherwise he wouldn’t have his letters sent to the club. The whole thing appears to me to be unnecessarily mysterious. Mystery is out of date nowadays. Mystery is the sauce of the lower classes. We can dispense with it. Have you seen Miss Lovejoy? ” “No. I was so angry with her impertinence in imposing this impossible task on Richard that I thought it best to keep away. Of course, the engagement must be announced. In fact, it’s really not an engagement. Richard is qualifying for the place.” “ The insolence of money ! ” sighed Tubby. “ I never had enough money to become really insolent.” “I expect father and mother soon,” said Georgie, looking at the yellow and green china clock on the crowded mantel-shelf. “Do they know about it? ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 175 “I think so. I’ve told them on two separate occasions. I think father understands. I don’t believe mother does.” Tubby was greatly mystified by his friend’s be- haviour. He had seen Carter more than once since his disappearance, but could get nothing out of that laconic person. He had intended to watch the house on the day following his discovery of Lord Richard under the table, but his own laziness and other people’s energy had prevented him from carrying out his intention. Two months had now passed without word from Richard. “ Let’s write to Scotland Yard and offer a reward ! ” “No,” said Georgie, quickly. “They might discover too much. Detectives have a mania for detail that very soon passes the limits of decency.” “I suppose none of us are perfect in detail,” murmured Tubby. “But Richard in detail was better than Richard en masse . Shall we adver- tise? ” “No,” said Georgie again. “Then let us do nothing,” said Tubby, comfort- ably. “That is always the solution of everything. People who do nothing in emergencies soon become famous.” “ The whole thing is degrading ! ” exclaimed Georgie, angrily. “It contains all the element of a scandal. Were it to get about people would talk about it for a month, and everyone I detest would call on me and sweetly ask for details.” She rose with a gesture of impatience. “ Oh, I begin to 176 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY wish 1 had not meddled with Richard at all ! It was silly of me to tell him that father had lost more money in Mexican Mines. It was — an exaggeration. I suppose he can’t be dead? ” “People who marry for money never die,” said Tubby. “That’s their punishment.” “But he isn’t married yet! If he had married and then disappeared I could have understood* But to disappear before marriage is so dreadfully careless. Richard is so terribly careless in all things, except in his appearance.” “I believe in appearances. What’s the good of belonging to the upper classes unless one obviously appears to be one of them ? ” “ There’s not much point in appearing to be one! ” said Georgie, glancing down at her skirt, which was fashionable but hideous. “Ethically considered,” said Tubby, “tailors are a great force for good. As far as I’m concerned they are a religious order. I am intensely religious — so is Richard.” “Tailors certainly live chiefly by faith alone,” laughed Georgie. “ Oh, here’s mother ! ” The Marchioness, followed by her husband, entered the room. “Your father is dreadful,” exclaimed Lady Morenest, as she hid her favourite couch from view. “ Simply dreadful. He has invented a new r game! ” She leaned back on the cushions and closed her eyes. The Marquis took up his position on the hearthrug and nodded. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 177 “ How very ingenious of him,” said Tubby* 6 6 What is it for ? ” 44 Don’t ask me,” murmured the Marchioness with closed eyes. 44 What is it for? Nobody knows. He is going to patent it. He says it will cost thousands to advertise.” Georgie approached her father. 64 Have you invented a new game? ” she shouted. 44 Yes,” said the Marquis. 44 Bundleman is going to patent it.” 44 Are you sure it’s worth while? ” 44 Bundleman says it will cost money. Where is Richard ? ” He nodded round the room. 44 1 told you yesterday that Richard has dis- appeared.” 44 Good heavens ! ” said the Marquis, and became silent. 44 Patents, my dear Georgina, are terribly expen- sive,” said Lady Morenest, fanning herself feebly with one hand. 44 The Patent Office is made up of the most extravagantly-inclined young men, who think nothing of defrauding one. When I was young nobody patented anything. It was considered the worst possible form to invent anything except excuses. I remember dear Lady Ward telling me that in China (her husband was attached to a Government pagoda, I fancy) if anyone invented anything they beheaded him instantly and destroyed the invention. China must be idyllic. The Bible always associated strange inventions with the heathen. Did you ever invent anything, Mr. Bannister? ” 178 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ I invented myself,” said Tubby. “Then you ought to patent it at once,” mur- mured Lady Morenest, absently. “ What a refresh- ing idea. To patent ourselves ! My dear Georgina, let us patent your father instantly ! He has turned out very strangely ! Imagine what a furore it would create at the Patent Office. Why isn’t Richard here? We might ask him to undertake it.” “ Richard has disappeared, mother,” said Georgie, pathetically. “ Ah,” exclaimed Lady Morenest, an extra- ordinary gleam of intelligence lighting up her features. “I think I know better.” “ What do you mean ? ” exclaimed her daughter. Lady Morenest nodded sagaciously, but said nothing. “I was talking of your father’s new game,” she continued at length. “It is downstairs in the hall. He insisted on bringing it round. Bundleman, who, in my opinion, is a mere mountebank, says there’s something in it. Frederick!” she screamed, “if you patent that game I insist on having a new bath put in.” “ I refuse, Jane ! ” “Why? ” “ Bundleman ” began the Marquis. “ Goodness ! You didn’t consult Bundleman on my bath, did you? ” “ Yes,” said the Marquis, his head making violent movement, “Bundleman said so.” “Said what?” The Marquis nodded. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 179 “He said that it was so.” Lady Morenest sank prone on her couch, crying : “ Listen to him I He is incoherent — an obstinate, incoherent husk ! Nevermind. I can wait. Your father can’t last •” “Hush, mother,” said Georgie, hastily. “ . . . more than a year,” concluded the Marchioness. “I am counting on that.” “You really must not say such things.” “My dear, don’t correct your parents. Practi- cally speaking, I am a doctor. I know what I say, and when I say it I am speaking professionally. By the way, Sir Walter avers that I am two pounds less. I suspect him of tampering with the weights. I can detect no difference myself. This morning, behind the screen, we had quite a little battle royal, you know. So awkward while one is literally trem- bling on the balance. Ah, Mr. Bannister, I fear the scales as much as the guillotine! ” “Why should you fear the guillotine?” asked Tubby. Lady Morenest raised one finger. “ I am secretly convinced that we are on the verge of a revolution ! ” she whispered. “ I have noticed trivial incidents for days which have led me to this conclusion. The masses are muttering ! Listen.” Nothing could be heard but the snoring of Georgie’s pug. “Richard is very late,” said the Marquis, taking out his watch. “ But if there was a revolution it would be an 180 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY absolute farce,” said Tubby* “We should all be on the same side.” “ Bundleman said he could not keep that post open for Richard much longer,” said the Marquis, moving restlessly. “ My dear Mr. Bannister, you talk as if there were no heroes in the world,” said Lady Morenest* “ As long as there are heroes the world can’t be properly civilized,” replied Tubby. 6 * Heroes are only necessary in uncivilized districts where wrongs exist. To be absolutely civilized is to be absolutely free from heroes. Who is your favourite hero? ” “Ah! ” exclaimed the Marchioness, “I adore George Washington. I read about him the other day.” “ But why is he so admirable a person? ” mur- mured Tubby. “ He abolished the slave problem and introduced the servant problem in its place. Was it altogether worthy of praise? ” Lady Morenest’s attention was arrested. “ How very interesting,” she observed. “ Per- haps you are right. I have never been to America. Really, to believe all that one hears of the place would raise one to the position of a saint at once ! I remember poor Lady Stivetheback going on a visit there. Poor thing, she was travelling for her health — completely shattered by excesses in tea. In fact, she drank so much tea that they would hardly let her through the Customs — at least, that is what I was told. But we were talking of servants. They are quite beyond me, Mr. Bannister ! So well LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 181 educated that one is afraid to talk before them ! This education is a dreadful thing. The only antidote is to be well-bred. If that is impossible I should regard culture as the only thing to fall back on. Cultured people are endurable — I mean the people who buy books and never read them, you know. Educated people, of course, never buy books and yet always manage to read them. Such a deplorable lack of taste ! Yes, I agree with you now. Washington was short-sighted. I would welcome a return of slavery. The servant problem is literally undermining the stability of the British Empire. What a pity it is that our religion makes us believe in so much that we know is a mistake ! I wonder if the bishop would object to my reintroducing slaves ? I must ask him to- morrow.” She stopped, out of breath, and her vague eyes wandered round the room. They came to rest upon her husband’s nodding head. “ Richard ” began the Marquis. 6 4 Ah ! ” cried Lady Morenest, “ that reminds me. Why has no one mentioned Richard’s name before? I could have told you the most interesting little piece of news. My memory is so bad. Was it you, Mr. Bannister, who said that a good memory was a middle-class perquisite? Or perhaps it was Sir Walter. Poor man, he is so worried about me. I cannot fail to see that. After all, it is beautiful to see anxiety and compassion written on the face of our doctors. So very human and unmercenary I Not that I think doctors, as a class, are good men. 182 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY One never actually discovers anything. One can only suspect. Their training helps them to acquire that absolutely expressionless eye that is a fortune in itself. ” She paused reflectively. “ The wicked- est man I ever knew,” she continued with a deep sigh, “ was a doctor.” “ What news have you got of Richard? ” asked Georgie. “He is dead now,” added the Marchioness. “ No, no, dear child. Not Richard ! I do not refer to that renegade, my son. Indeed, he may be said to be very much alive.” She beckoned to her husband, who came a step nearer. “ Your son Richard is married ! ” she screamed. “ Good heavens ! ” exclaimed the Marquis. Georgie jumped up from her chair. “ Married, mother? What do you mean? ” “I knew something was wrong,” said Tubby. “ I shall believe in no one for the rest of my life. How do you know he’s married ? ” “ I’ve seen his child.” “Conclusive proof!” cried Tubby, with great satisfaction. “Who is she? ” “It’s a little boy.” “I mean, who is the wife? ” The Marchioness extended her hands and shrugged her shoulders. “Some actress, no doubt. I haven’t seen her.” “Or private secretary,” murmured Tubby, thoughtfully. “I oughtn’t to have judged Carter bo hastily.” v LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 183 “Mother, this is impossible !” cried Georgie. “He’s engaged to Evelyn Lovejoy. How can he be married at the same time? ” “My dear child, you have had no experience of men — of course, I exclude your husband.” “Do you mean that Bertie isn’t a man? 99 asked Georgie, hotly. “No, my dear. What I mean to say is that except for your husband you have had no experi- ence of men. I do not blame you. On the con- trary, I admire a contented domestic life. At the same time it is essential that the leaders of our sex should be familiar with the mode of life a man like Richard is accustomed to adopt. I was singled out for such a mission at an early date. I stuck to the difficult task imposed on me and never complained. As a consequence I know men through and through. I know all their vanities, crimes and aspirations. I know all their nicknames. I am familiar with their after-dinner stories.” “You don’t know the story of the serpents of Brazil,” said Tubby, quickly. “ Ah, Mr. Bannister, I may pretend not to know. But, believe me, I am familiar with every detail of it.” “Then what happened to the serpent that swallowed the colour-blind orchid-seeker’s pocket- book? ” “ Ah, I know — I know ! How naughty you can be, Mr. Bannister. But it is of no use. I shall reveal nothing — not even on that gruesome and indelicate subject.” 184 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “But, mother, do please let us keep to the im- portant subject of Richard,” cried Georgie. “Tell us how you discovered that he was married.” “ My dear, I discovered it in the simplest possible manner. I was seated in the Park, thinking sadly about your dear father, who had been unusually trying that morning. Indeed, I was contemplating the stratagem of buying one of those collapsible baths made of india-rubber, which I saw the other day at the stores, when suddenly I found a charming little boy standing beside me. i My dear/ I said, ‘ where is your mother ? * He shook his head and replied, 6 Daddy is over there ! ’ Following the direction indicated, to my unspeakable amazement my eyes lighted upon my own son Richard, smoking a cigarette, with his hat on the back of his head. He did not see me. Without a moment’s delay I vacated the Park. Scenes, my dear, even with rela- tions, I abhor. But I was not surprised. I have often studied Richard’s face and felt that there was much in it that was hidden from the public gaze.” “'But this is terrible!” exclaimed Georgie. “What on earth can we do? ” “Do, dear child? Why, nothing, of course. When people are married nothing can be done. After all, why should not Richard marry whom he pleases? ” “Don’t you understand that he is engaged to Evelyn Lovejoy?” “Is he?” murmured the Marchioness, com placently. “ How very odd. Who is she ? * LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 185 “ The heiress. Oh, what a hopeless muddle everything is in I ” “Not at all,” said Tubby. “It is all quite clear.” “ What ought we to do? “Nothing, of course.” “I must be off,” said Lord Morenest, suddenly looking up. “ Bundleman said he would be at the club at five. Where is Richard? He is very late.” “ Richard is married,” screamed the Marchioness. “Why?” demanded her husband. Lady Morenest closed her eyes. “I don’t know,” she sighed. “I don’t know why any one ever marries.” “People marry for the same reason that they go to the theatre or get shampooed — simply because there is nothing else to do,” said Tubby. “ I have drawn up a plan of things to do when I’ve got nothing to do, so that I don’t go and get married. For instance, if the feeling comes on in the morning I have lunch early, and then ” “ Oh, please be quiet ! ” said Georgie. “ You are all perfectly inhuman. I must go and find Richard at once and see if it’s true.” “Of course it’s true,” said Lady Morenest. “ I am very pleased about it. It saves the expense of a wedding.” “ Where is my game? ” asked Lord Morenest. “If it’s true I shall have to tell Miss Lovejoy,” said Georgie, wearily. “Oh, no,” said Tubby. “Don’t tell her. Let 186 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY her find out. To find out a scandal is a woman’s chief delight. Don’t go and spoil everything.” 66 Think of her sorrow! ” “ Nonsense I ” said Lady Morenest. 46 Heiresses are never sorry.” “ Quite right! ” cried Tubby, heartily. “That’s why I detest them.” “ My game? ” muttered the Marquis. “Oh, ring for it, dear child,” said the Mar- chioness, shrilly. “Have it brought up.” Mr. Bannister rose and rang the bell. “Heiresses are all the same,” he said. “You can pick ’em out in a ball-room straight away. They’re always rather pale, they never look at you, they never listen to what you’re saying, and they always run down the supper, and they never have any sense of humour. If they had they couldn’t be heiresses. Have you noticed that money has no sense of humour? ” “I can’t believe it! ” exclaimed Georgie, sud- denly. “Richard would have told me. I am his only sister.” “He would have told me before you, dear Georgie,” replied her mother. “But men are so modest about their love affairs — so much more modest than women.” “I don’t believe he is a bad man,” continued Georgie. “I’m sure he isn’t.” “All men are bad except sons and brothers,” said Tubby. “ Besides, it’s not wicked to be married, in the opinion of the public ! Public opinion is often wrong.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 187 “ But if he’s married how could he spend two whole months down at Raggart last year? ” asked Georgie, triumphantly. “That proves it,” said the Marchioness. “Here’s my game,” said the Marquis, skipping off the hearthrug. The game was deposited on the floor before them. Georgie turned away to the window and stared at the street below. Mr. Bannister approached her. “Are you rather cut up over this? ” he asked. She nodded. “Never mind,” he said soothingly. “Heaps of marriages turn out all right. I know it’s awful to think of Richard being married.” “Please don’t joke. I hate to think that I’ve been deceived.” “Oh, we’re all deceived,” said Tubby. “That’s the blessing in everything. It’s only when we are undeceived that the trouble begins. But it was silly of Richard to let his son loose in the Park. Let’s hush it up. After all, half of what happens in this world you must pretend not to see and the other half you’ve got to hush up ! I know it’s rather a cynical remark to make. But it’s quite true. Cynics, you know, like sentimentalists, are some of the horrors of peace. When the next war comes we shall be changed, thank goodness.” 188 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY CHAPTER XIII ** Her lips said ‘ Go,* her shining eyes said * Stay ! 9 99 Hand in Hand , On the same afternoon, while the Marchioness was laboriously exploding her newest bomb of social intelligence on the heads of Georgie and Tubby, Lord Richard was seated in the pantry at Bollinger Terrace. He gazed meditatively at a vista of chimney-pots from the open window. A solid silver tea-tray, partly wrapped in a covering of green baize, lay on the table beside him. In his hand he held a duster of chamois leather. His coat hung on a peg behind the door and he sat in his shirt-sleeves. A vertical wrinkle was visible running down the centre of his forehead. He looked slightly fatigued. He was roused by a voice from the kitchen. “ Four o’clock ! You’ll ’ave to be getting the tea- things together.” Lord Richard drew himself on to his feet and stared vaguely round the pantry. “ ’Urry up ! ” continued the voice. “ Missus said she’d be ’ome at four. Master Claude’s going to be left at ’is party. You’ll ’ave to fetch ’im back at six.” “ Right ho ! ” exclaimed Richard, with a sudden accession of briskness. “ Is the kettle boiling, Norah? ” “ ’Corse it is. Cook and me is just ’aving a drop of tea now. ’Ave somei? ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 189 “Thanks, no. You drink too much tea, you know, Norah. So do you, cook.” “Go on with you,” was cook’s pleasant reprisal. “ ’Ow many whisky s-and-soda ’ave you drunk this week past? Shockin’, I call it I ” “It’s my whisky, cook.” “That ain’t no argument! It don’t matter whose whisky it is.” Lord Richard took out the silver tea-tray and busied himself with his preparations. He worked rapidly. He knew where everything was. In a few minutes he was carrying the tray into the drawing-room. He went back to fetch the cake- stand and returned again to the drawing-room. It was empty. The piano stood open, and a piece of music, one of Chaminade’s waltzes, was on the rest. Lord Richard glanced round the room and sighed. During the past two months Mrs. Lettice Gavthorne had seemed to grow sterner each day — and yet he knew instinctively that her heart was never so stern as her eyes — those grey, shadowy eyes that sometimes smiled for a fleeting moment. He had got on famously with Claude, who still insisted on calling him by the forbidden nickname that made Mrs. Gaythorne so cross. She had told him that Claude was not to go to the pantry so often, nor was Richard to dally in the nursery. Occasionally she had talked to him, almost natur- ally, on some subject apart from domestic matters, but she always ended such a conversation with a sudden coldness of manner or a sharp rebuke. Yet even if Lord Richard had been in a position to 190 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY throw up his place at Bollinger Terrace he was not quite certain whether such a proceeding would be altogether agreeable to him. Now as he stood looking round the charmingly- furnished room he found himself thinking of her. He walked to the piano. He longed to play it. “ Why shouldn’t I?” he muttered. Then his attitude changed. “Dare I?” he said softly. “ How angry she would be ! I’m only a servant. She doesn’t like me to forget that.” He sighed and sat down on the piano stool. “I’ll make her angry! ” he w r ent on. “I love to see her angry — really angry — with me.” He played some chords and then stopped. A step sounded outside and Norah appeared. “ Lord ! ” she exclaimed. “ You didn’t ought to play. You’ll make missus wild ! ” “Never mind,” replied Lord Richard. “I like to see her wild.” And he added under his breath, “ She’s got such a pretty colour when she’s wild. When I smashed the Wedgwood teapot I could have kissed her for the way she looked at me.” Norah departed and Lord Richard went on play- ing softly. The vertical wrinkle on his forehead smoothed out and vanished. The pleasure of play- ing, which had been denied him for some time, w r as intense. Each rich chord gave him the keenest enjoyment. Once he glanced at the clock. It was a quarter past four. On the tea-table the silver kettle simmered above its spirit lamp. The striped green sun-blinds were drawn outside and the room was cool and shaded. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 191 The door stood partly ajar. Lord Richard heard the noise of a latch-key at the front door. He com- pressed his lips and continued to play. He raised his eyes to the door. 44 It can’t have been her,” he thought; “ she would have rushed in at once to scold me.” He played to the end of the piece. When he had finished he sat motionless with his hand still resting on the keyboard. The sound of the door closing made him lift his eyes. Mrs. Gaythorne was standing inside the room looking at him. Lord Richard rose slowly and stood by the piano. “ Do you know T that you have no business in here? ” she asked quietly. “ Yes.” There w r as a pause. She went to a chair by the tea-table and sat down. She raised her veil and looked at him again. “ Why are you so naughty? ” He had scarcely expected the adjective. “ I am sorry,” he murmured, humiliated by her eyes. “Is it fair on me? ” she w r ent on. His expression showed her that he did not understand. “Aren’t you taking advantage of me? You surely must understand how difficult it is for a woman to — control — a man-servant. Why did you come in here deliberately and do what you know is forbidden? Isn’t it rather — well, bad form?” He flushed. 192 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ You are quite right. But I didn’t mean to— defy you.” “Then why did you do it? ” “Because,” he said, with swift passion, “I couldn’t help it. I love music. I have not been able to play a note since I came here. I knew you wouldn’t like it. And there was another reason.” She raised her eyebrows. “Yes? ” He looked at the floor. “ Yes. I wanted to make you angry.” When he dared to look up he saw that she had turned away. “I’m sorry,” he said in a low voice. “I was a cad to take advantage of you. But I didn’t mean it in that way. It’s difficult for me — I mean, it’s harder for me to do my duty properly than for other - — butlers.” “Why? ” she flashed. He took a deep breath. “It’s new work to me.” “But oughtn’t you to try and do your best? ” she said swiftly. “Didn’t I take you on without references? Why don’t you try harder? Isn’t it contemptible to plead that excuse? ” “ Yes — madam.” She turned round again. The flush that he had wished to see was there on her cheeks. He took another deep breath. “You’re angry,” he said, half afraid. “Haven’t I good reason to be angry? Did I ask any questions when I took you on here? I LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 198 haven’t got the faintest idea why you should have come to me in this position, I don’t care. I know that you’re above it in every way — but you surely don’t think that that is going to count, do you? You came here as a servant. I have treated you as a servant. Did you expect anything else? ” “No! ” he said quietly. “I have done my best to please you. Haven’t 1 earned my wages? ” “ By playing my piano? ” “Except for that, have I satisfied you? ” She moved her hands and began to unbutton a glove. “I suppose so,” she said at length. Her voice was indifferent. “ It would have saved me a lot of trouble if I had engaged a more experienced man.” He winced slightly but stood his ground. “I’ve done my best,” he said doggedly. U I haven’t been late a single morning and Pve only smashed a teapot — w r hich you wouldn’t let me replace although I wanted to. I’ve looked after Claude — I mean Master Claude — as well as I could. You won’t let me take him out riding although I told you I could teach him better than that riding- master and save you expense as well. I wear a black tie with a tail coat simply to please you, and you haven’t the faintest idea how it hurts me, and I never laugh at Bulstrode — I mean Sir Charles — and I don’t quarrel with the other servants, and hang it, I can wait quite decently at table now, can’t I ? ” G / 194 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ All that doesn’t excuse your playing my piano,” she said between her teeth. “ I know. I’m sorry for that. It was a tempta- tion. At least, I didn’t do it on the sly. I knew you were coming back ! ” She hesitated. “ Did you do it because you thought you would — impress me? ” she asked, drawing off the glove and smoothing it out thoughtfully. He drew himself up stiffly. “No, madam.” He w r alked to the door. “One moment,” she said. He looked at her interrogatively, standing rigidly at attention. “Master Claude is to be fetched from the Haveringtons’ at six.” “Yes, madam.” “You can send Norah if you like.” “Yes, madam.” Lord Richard, his face rather pale, opened the door and walked out. In his pantry he stood with clenched hands and closed eyes. “ Your tea’s ready,” called out cook. He composed himself and went into the kitchen. “ I shall fetch Master Claude,” said Lord Richard to Norah as he sat down at the table. The draw- ing-room bell rang sharply. “I’ll answ r er it,” said Norah. “Did she give it you for playin’ the piano? ” “She was very angry,” replied Richard. Norah ran to answer the bell. “Angry? ” snorted the cook. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 195 “ Yes. She had every reason to be angry, cook.” “ You didn’t do her piano no ’arm.” “ No, but I had no business to play it.” Richard took up the loaf and cut himself a piece of bread. “ Missus wants you,” said Norah, coming back. Lord Richard left his tea and went slowly into the drawing-room. Mrs. Gaythorne was occupied in replenishing the tea-pot from the kettle. She did not look up. “You rang, madam?” “ Oh, yes. I wanted to tell you about my arrangements for the week-end. I am going down to my country cottage at Rushmere to-morrow. I shall take Master Claude with me.” Lord Richard did not know that she had a cottage in the country. He did not express surprise. “Yes, madam.” “ I shall leave the cook and Norah here. I have a housekeeper down there who can do practically everything.” “Yes, madam.” He waited. She had not said what she wished him to do. He wondered if she was about to dismiss him. She looked up at length. “ By the way, I had no intention of — of causing you any pain by what I said just now.” “No, madam,” he replied stonily. “You must understand that it is difficult for me to reprove you calmly when you do things to rouse my anger.” She bent over the tea-table and poured herself out another cup of tea. She selected a fragment 196 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY of sugar with serious eyes. One of the gloves on her lap fell to the floor. “ Allow me,” he said quickly as he stooped to pick it up. She nodded her thanks. “Is there anything more, madam? ” he asked. “Yes. I do not think I shall require the services of a butler any longer! ” She leaned back and looked steadily at him. He bowed. “ Very well. I quite understand that I have forfeited my claim to remain in this situation. I can leave here to-morrow.” “ Where will you go? ” “I can no doubt obtain another situation.” She seemed to consider the possibility. “You do not require longer notice? ” “I couldn’t really stay in a place where I knew I wasn’t wanted,” he returned warmly. “I am sorry,” she said. “You don’t want to stay, then ? ” “Naturally, I can hardly be expected to wish to stay.” “Why not? ” “Because you have already told me you do not require me.” “ I said I did not require a butler.” “That is the same thing.” She shook her head and smiled. He was puzzled. “I’m afraid I don’t quite ” “In any case,” she interrupted, “I give you notice now with regard to your position as a butler.” “Very well.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 197 He detected in her eyes the faint light of amuse- ment, carefully masked by a look of serious gravity, “ Have you been comfortable here? ” she asked. “ Perfectly, thanks. And that day we met at Newbury was just stunning. ” “Do you think butlers, as a class, have pleasant work to do? ” “It is not altogether unpleasant. If you have finished tea, madam, I’ll take the tray away.” “I have not finished.” He stood silently before her. “I am afraid you have been very dull,” she said. “Not at all, madam.” “ Do you know you’ve changed since you came here? ” He could not help being interested. “ I think you’re much more — grown up,” she continued. “Didn’t you tell me that you are thirty-two? ” “Yes, madam.” “You are three years older than I am,” she said composedly. “ It seems rather absurd that I should be in a position to reprove you, doesn’t it? But I think I’ve had more experience of the world than you.” “Women invariably think that, madam,” said Lord Richard, stiffly. “Don’t you think it’s true? It takes such a lot to get anything into a man’s head,” she replied absently. “ I have known women who never learnt anything after they left school, madam.” 198 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Have you? ” she murmured with obvious indifference. He turned towards the door. She did not detain him. In the kitchen Lord Richard seemed pre- occupied. He could not pretend to understand Mrs. Gaythorne. He understood that he had lost his place and was wanted no more. This idea made him smart, for he could conscientiously say that he had done his best, and she had dismissed him with unnecessary abruptness. “I shall have to get another place,” he thought miserably. “By Jove, what an ass I was to get engaged to Evelyn ! I can scarcely remember her, and I don’t believe I’ve looked at her photo for over a week. And I’ve never written to her. I wonder if there are any letters at the club for me? It’s all Georgie’s fault. The whole thing has aged me terribly. Mrs. Gaythorne’s quite right.” He looked up to meet the interested eyes of Nor ah. “ How old do you think I am? ” he asked, “Thirty-five,” said Norah, promptly. Lord Richard groaned. He felt double the age. “It’s them whiskys-and-sodas,” said cook severely. “What did missus ’ave to say to you? ” “ Oh, she’s going away to the country to-morrow with Master Claude. I didn’t know she had a place at Rushmere.” “Who’s to go with her? ” “No one. She says she’s got a housekeeper down there. You and Norah are to stay here.” “ And you * ” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 199 “ Oh, I’ve been given notice,” said Lord Richard, smiling. “ Ah, there’s the bell again. That’ll be to clear away the tea-things.” He retraced his steps to the drawing-room, glad to escape the indignant exclamations of the other servants. Lettice Gaythorne had not moved from her seat by the tea-table. As Lord Richard entered the room it crossed his mind that there are few posi- tions so charmingly becoming to a woman as when she sits in her own drawing-room beside her own tea-table. “ I suppose you have told the other servants that I’ve given you notice? ” she began. “Yes, madam.” “ And I suppose they are very indignant about it?” “Really, I haven’t the faintest idea, madam.” She sighed and examined a locket at her breast. “Do you think it cruel of me? ” she asked. “ I have not thought about it at all.” “Then it’s of no importance to you? ” “Not in the least.” He paused, checked by an inner voice. “Naturally, I am sorry,” he con- tinued. “ It has been a great pleasure to work for you.” “Please don’t say that,” she said quickly. “Do you know, now that I have given you notice I feel that I can talk more freely to you. Would you resent it very much if I asked you one question? ” “Not at all, madam.” “ It’s a question that most women would have SOO LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY asked long ago. It’s really very creditable of me not to have asked it.” She smiled quickly. “ I don’t like to ask it now, for it’s no business of mine. Why did you come here at all? ” “ I saw your advertisement.” “I don’t mean that.” “That is the sole reason, madam.” He bowed. She saw that he was determined to say nothing more. “Forgive my curiosity,” she murmured. The colour mounted to her cheeks. Her eyes harboured an unmistakable reproof. She turned away a little desperately. “Will you please sit down? ” she said. “I am anxious to ask your advice on a subject that I feel you know more about than I.” He hesitated until she made a movement of appeal. He took the nearest seat. “It’s about Claude,” she observed. He could only see her profile. He felt suddenly sorry for her, without reason. “Yes? ” “ I am worried about his future. Do you think I pet him and spoil him? ” “No. Sometimes, madam, you are rather hard on him.” “ Ah, that’s because I’m so afraid I’ll spoil him. You know how much I love him. Can’t you see it’s difficult for me to hit off — the happy medium ? ” “ I think he is still too young to let that worry you. When he is older things may be different.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 201 “ Why? ” He was conscious of the coldness in her voice and for the moment did not reply. “ Why should things be different? ” she asked again. “ You can send him to school, and later to college.” She leaned forward. “Does that really make any difference? When he comes home won’t I still be forced into the old position ? Think how it will worry me if I do not like his friends. How can I advise him in any way? It is not until something dreadful has happened that a mother in my position can be of any use. And then I can only take out the paste-pot of womanly sympathy and stick the pieces together.” Her voice became bitter. “I fancy that is what women are useful for in the main.” “Perhaps it is,” said Lord Richard, gravely. “ Certainly a woman without such a paste-pot is an unpleasant event.” He leaned back and watched her. He wished to say something but felt that it might anger her. “May I speak frankly, madam? ” “Yes, please do.” “Well, my advice is simple. Why don’t you marry again? ” She started, as if stung by the remark. Then she laughed. “Surely there’s some pleasanter solution?” Meeting his eyes, she coloured. “ Do you mean to infer that I should marry Sir Charles Bulstrode? ” “No! ” 202 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 44 Because, even were my inclinations in that direction, I would court disaster. Sir Charles lias other ambitions.” She spoke lightly, without a trace of regret, and laughed in her eyes. 6 4 Would it be rude to ask you whom he intends to marry? ” asked Richard, idly. “ How can it possibly concern you ? Asa matter of fact, I’ll tell you. I believe it is someone of the name of Lovejoy. Of course, I do not know whether she has accepted him, but I understand he has proposed.” Lord Richard sat up suddenly. 64 Evelyn Lovejoy!” he exclaimed. 44 Why, I’m engaged ” He broke off hastily and stared at Mrs. Gaythorne in amazement. 44 How do you know? ” he concluded. 44 He has told me.” There was a pause. 44 Did you say you are engaged to Miss Love- joy? ” asked Mrs. Gaythorne. 44 Yes.” He rose and began to pace about the room. 44 Yes. I might as well tell you every- thing now. I’m engaged to her and she promised to marry me if I could show her I could make my own living for sis months. That’s why I’m here. You know now. Good heavens, if what you say is true, what a fool I am ! Oh, I think women are awful ! I agree with Tubby. He says there may be twice as m&ny women on earth as men, but he’s quite sure there will be twice as many men in heaven ! ” He smote the air with his closed fist. 44 Think of me frittering away my time in this con- LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 203 founded hole- — no, I beg your pardon, I don’t mean that — in this miserable role of butler, while she is making up her mind to marry that hard-headed, cross-eyed, money-making machine Bulstrode. It’s simply disgusting.” He sat down again and buried his face in his hands. While he had been talking Mrs. Gaythorne rose. She now came towards him slowly. “I’m awfully sorry,” she said in a low voice. “I may be wrong. Wait and see. You’ve made me feel rather horrid. Why didn’t you tell me before? I misjudged you all along. I thought you came here for other reasons.” With a sudden movement of impulsiveness she touched his shoulder. “ Poor Richard, do you love her very much ? ” He looked up. An expression of amazement crossed his face. He sprang to his feet. “Mrs. Gaythorne!” he exclaimed, “I believe you’re crying ! ” “Am I?” she said bravely. She managed to smile. “Perhaps it’s because I’m so sorry for treating you so badly. Why didn’t you tell me? ” “ But you’ve been awfully decent to me ! ” he cried. “ Why — tell me — why did those tears come to your eyes? It’s not because of Bulstrode, is it?” She shook her head. “I’m not crying. Don’t be so absurd.” “Look here,*you are crying. I simply hate to see you crying like this. You know how sorry I am for you. I do wish I could help you about 204 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Claude. I believe that’s what’s worrying you? Tell me — is it? ” “No. Please don’t be silly. I think you had better take away the tray.” She walked towards the mantel-shelf. “ Please take it away ! ” she said again. He obeyed her in silence, and carried the tray to the kitchen. He returned for the cake-stand. Mrs. Gaythorne was lying on the sofa. He hesi- tated. Her hat was thrown on the floor. “ Oh, what have you come back for? ” she said. There was an irrepressible sob in her voice. He went to the door and closed it. “Please don’t cry,” he said quietly. “ Go away ! ” “Do you think I am going to leave you here by yourself while you are in this state? ” “ Oh, go away — go away ! ” “I’d rather see you married to Rulstrode than crying like this,” he exclaimed. He came towards her and stood looking down. He could only see one hot cheek wet with tears. Her face was hidden in her hands, which clasped a crumpled lace hand- kerchief. “ Oh, I am so sorry ! ” was all Lord Richard could say. But he said it in such a way that the sobs became wilder. He bent over her. It was now his turn to lay one hand lightly on her shoulder. “Won’t you let me help? ” “Please go away,” was all she could manage to say. He straightened himself and sighed. He felt LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 205 suddenly furious with the world and all its system. It was a rotten world. Everything was out of order. Bollinger Terrace was a darker spot than Central Africa. “ If you’ll stop crying I’ll go away.” “Go — away! ” she whispered. “If you don’t, I’ll ring the bell.” A wave of temper passed over her. “How dare you disobey me? ” she sobbed. “You are my servant, aren’t you? ” He bowed his head reverently. “Yes.” She sat up. Her dress was in confusion. Her eyes were streaming. Her cheeks flushed, wet and marked by the pattern of the cushion. She rested her elbows on her knees and looked at the points of her shoes. “ Go away. I dismiss you. I think you’re perfectly horrid.” “Why?” “ Do you think any woman likes to be seen crying by her — butler? ” “I am no longer your butler.” “Then what are you? ” “I hope — a friend, Mrs. Gaythorne.” “Women can’t make friends of their butlers,” she sobbed afresh. “Oh, go away! What a fool you must think me.” •Lord Richard was very much upset. All men are upset when they gaze on a woman in tears and cannot comfort them by letting them sob in their arms. He could think of nothing suitable to the occasion. And he was really distressed because he felt so awfully sorry. m LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY And that was all he could say, “ Oh, please don’t stand there and say you’re sorry,” exclaimed Mrs. Gaythorne in some exaspera- tion. “ You’ve got nothing to be sorry about.” “Pm sorry about you,” said Lord Richard. Mrs. Gaythorne rose up with a gesture of im- patience. “Then it’s very silly of you,” she said in her ordinary voice. “ Please take away the cake-stand and go and fetch Master Claude.” He picked up the cake-stand mechanically. “And please forget all about this stupid in- cident,” she continued. Her back was towards him. “ I suppose it’s nerves. I don’t usually suffer from them. I always regarded myself as being a very calm sort of person.” “I’ll take away the cake-stand and I’ll fetch Master Claude,” said Lord Richard, earnestly. “ But I don’t forget this incident nor let you forget that I intend to help.” “Oh, my dear boy, run away! How on earth can you help ? ” She turned towards him. “ Don’t refer to it again.” Her words were too much for Richard. In a moment he had sprung forward and seized her hands. “ I’m going to help,” he said. She freed herself instantly. “ Don’t be silly,” she said sharply. “ But do you understand that there’s nobody in London who feels more sorry than I ? ” “How do you know?” Her eyebrows arched LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 207 and her grey eyes looked steadily into his. “ How do you know? 95 she asked again. “ I’m perfectly sure of it.” She turned and glanced at herself in the mirror. “ I think you take a lot of things for granted,” she remarked. “ I begin to think you aren’t any more grown up than when you came here. As a butler you might be forty. As a man — — ” “Yes? ” he asked eagerly. “ I think you very much of a boy still.” He took a deep breath. “Do you despise me for that? ” She shrugged her shoulders. “ Do you know that crying doesn’t spoil your face a bit? ” he said irrelevantly. She shook her head. “ I shall pay for it to- morrow.” “I shall be gone to-morrow.” She seemed unaffected by the announcement. “ I wonder if you’d let me stay on here as butler if I paid you a pound a week? ” he asked in a low voice. A little smile broke about her lips. “I’m afraid there would be nothing for you to do. I’m going to get another maid.” “ I could stay in the nursery and look after Claude.” “Could you? I don’t think it would be good for you. You’d get tired of playing soldiers all day. Resides, you couldn’t smoke in there — or drink. Cook tells me you drink a lot of whisky before the sun goes down.” 208 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “I don’t,” cried Lord Richard hotly. “ She doesn’t understand these things. It’s no business of hers.” Mrs. Gaythorne smiled and shook her head. “ I hope you won’t become a drunkard when you leave me — to-morrow.” “ Don’t you think it’s quite possible that I may? ” he said, taking a step nearer. “Is it wise to let me — drift? ” “ I’m afraid I can’t take any responsibility. You could hardly accuse me of driving you to drink.” 64 Yes, I could.” “ My dear boy, how? ” “ If I knew that I was never going to see you again I should take to drink.” “ I think you ought to go and fetch Master Claude,” she said quietly. “ I would — really.” She went toward the piano and sat down before it. She struck one chord. “ As a matter of fact, you never let me tell you what I was going to propose.” She struck a second chord and looked up. “ I was going to suggest that you should take up the position of companion to Claude and accom- pany him — us : — on our travels. I thought of going abroad soon. That’s, of course, if Miss Lovejoy doesn’t want you.” “ You really mean that? 99 he cried. “Why not? It seems a pity to turn you out into the street.” She broke into the melody of the waltz which Lord Richard had played. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 209 “ There’s one thing, however, that you must agree to,” she said, pausing a moment. 44 Anything,” he said eagerly. “ I’ll agree to anything. What is it? ” 6 4 You must not make love to me,” was the com- posed answer. Lord Richard picked up the cake-stand and rushed out of the room, leaving a trail of highly- coloured cakes all down the passage. Mrs. Gaythorne continued to play the waltz. CHAPTER XIV “ Oh, roses, roses everywhere — but only one for me 1 99 The Hon. Agnes Mannering was one of the sleep- iest people in the world. She had a fair, smiling face lit by sleepy blue eyes, and a tranquil and most soothing manner. She was one of the best people in the world to invite to stay with you. She never wanted to make any plans or to go on any expeditions. She would establish herself in a cosy chair with a writing-pad on her knee, and a fountain pen, and declare that she was about to write letters. A few minutes afterwards you would find her beautiful and asleep, with her long fair lashes resting on her rosy cheeks. 210 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Lettice was very fond of Agnes and she had in- vited her to Rushmere. Mrs. Gaythorne travelled down to Sussex alone, picking up her friend on the way. Richard and Claude were to follow the next day. “We’ll have tea directly, Hitchens,” said Mrs. Gaythorne, pausing in the big white hall and de- livering up her little bag and scarf to the smiling housekeeper. “ Yes, ma’am ; I’ve set it in the garden.” Half an hour later the two ladies were seated by a round oak table in a grey paved courtyard. Green lawns stretched round them, separated by paths edged with brilliant flowers. It was a pink garden. Lettice kept all other colours out. Roses clambered everywhere ; they sprang in the borders, twined up arches, and hung in fragrant posies by the high wall that ran right round the garden. There w r as a wonderful strip of ground full of pink hollyhocks. There were also crowds of pink sweet- peas. Lettice drew a long breath. “Oh, how blessed it is to be here,” she said. “ Agnes, how can we live in town ! ” “How can we, indeed! ” said the Hon. Agnes, leaning back luxuriously. “But you’re happy anywhere,” said her friend, enviously. “ So are you,” replied Agnes, comfortably. “ More tea, please. Where did you get these heavenly cups with these sw r eet Chinese people on them ? — and oh, Lettice, these knives are new ! You extravagant girl.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 211 44 1 adore green handles,” replied Mrs. Gaythorne. 44 But you’re wrong, Agnes.” 44 Why wrong? ” 44 In saying I’m happy anywhere.” 44 My dear Lettice, you have the sunniest smile I ever saw.” Mrs. Gaythorne sighed. She was thinking of Richard, and of all he had become to her. 44 To-morrow I am expecting Claude,” she said. 44 Claude and his tutor.” 44 You didn’t tell me Claude had a tutor. Re- member I haven’t seen you since the winter,” Mrs. Gaythorne suddenly felt terribly nervous ; she could not go on talking about Richard. Nor did she quite know how to explain things. 44 Isn’t the house looking ducky?” said she, turning the conversation. ~ Lettice adored her country cottage. Mr. Gay- thorne had given it to her for a wedding present and had rejoiced in her pleasure. Lettice had looked up to him as to a father; he was thirty years older than she was, and had been her guardian, and when her parents had died nothing seemed more natural than that she should go and spend her life with him. He had died peacefully two years after their marriage. 44 You must marry again, my dear,” he had said one day to her after he had lain for a long time quite still on his couch and watched her. 44 Always remember I should wish you to be happy.” 212 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY She had cried a great deal after he had died and she felt that the loyal affection she gave him would never change. It did not change now. She had never arrived at Mericot without giving him a grateful thought. “ When I have had another cup of tea I shall have a thorough tour of the house,” she announced. “ Hitchens, of course, knows better than to do the flowers for me. And, Agnes, you must see my new room.” “ New room ? ” “Yes, a kind of sitting-room I have had built out ; do you mean to say you don’t notice it there, that window peeping out just to your right? ” “ How perfectly angelic to have so much money that you can tack on an extra room to your house when you wish ! ” sighed Agnes. “ Now will you have more tea? ” “No, thanks.” “Then come at once and let’s tour.” “Oh, Lettice, need I come? ” said Agnes. The corners of her pretty mouth dropped. “I’m so tired after the journey,” she complained. “Tired after two hours’ journey! ” “Oh, very.” “ Do you mean to say you don’t want to see my new room? ” Mrs. Gaythorne demanded. “ Oh, yes, I’m dying to see it,” protested Agnes, very seriously. “But must I? ” “ Of course you needn’t, clarling. Here, have my cushions and go to sleep.” Lettice went singing into the house and made LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 213 her way to her new sitting-room. She had wonder- ful taste in decoration and it was a delightful place. It had white walls and deep pinky chrysanthemum chintzes everywhere. There was a great recess by the fireplace cosily cushioned in plain pink. There were many photographs about. A sewing-machine stood in one corner. Lettice was very skilful with her needle and preferred to make her own frocks ; she had also the precious knack of pinning together bewitching hats. In another corner there were some golf clubs and tennis racquets. The whole room breathed of a practical woman who loved an active life. There were few books — only one or two novels. Mrs. Gaythorne did not, like Evelyn Lovejoy, worry w r ith reading. She was keen on the actual happenings of the day, and preferred to be out with the hounds than crouching over the fire with sonnets, and would rather be playing tennis than lying dreaming in a hammock. Richard understood her. He would never, if he lived to be a hundred, understand Evelyn Lovejoy. And Evelyn demanded a husband whom she could look up to and admire. And Richard’s manners were all she would ever admire in him. “I wonder what he will think of it all,” said Lettice to herself as she gazed out of the window. She had never been in love with strict, elderly Eustace Gaythorne. She had never really been in love before. And now she loved a man who was engaged to someone else! Well, she must clearly give up the idea of having 214 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY him for Claude’s tutor and companion now. It would never answer. A voice in her heart told her that Richard himself would not endure it for long. But for a few days she would not disarrange matters. In about a week she was due at a big Society bazaar, where she had promised to be a palmist. Then she would make a change. She caught herself thinking of Richard as she moved about arranging roses in vases. Would he like a country life? She remembered his fishing tackle in the flat and laughed. He was just a boy then I Now y he was different. For the first time in his life he was in earnest. Did Evelyn Lovejoy care for him? She feared it, and her face paled as she looked steadfastly at the prospect of a life without Richard spreading before her. All the interminable long years ! “ Dear Mrs. Gaythorne,” exclaimed a sprightly voice at the window just when Lettice was allow- ing tears to creep into her eyes. “ Dear Mrs. Gaythorne ! So delightful to have you down here again. I had no idea you were coming, but heard quite by chance you had arrived I ” “Do come in, Mrs. Mayhew! ” Lettice dashed the tears from her eyes with her pretty sleeve and opened the French window still wider. Mrs. Mayhew, a tall, slight woman with a merry, sunburned face, embraced Lettice affectionately. She was a near neighbour, the wife of the Member for Dulhampton. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 215 “ My dear, I’m giving a dance to-morrow even- ing* Can you come? I’d no idea you were here or you’d have had a card, of course.” “ I should love to!” said Lettice, sparkling. “May I bring my friend? Miss Mannering is here.” “Oh, I should be charmed,” replied Mrs. May- hew. Then her face clouded. “I’m afraid I won’t have a man for her,” she said frankly. “ Counting you, we’re just even numbers. Could you get anyone? ” She watched Lettice blush and wondered. “I have a tutor for Claude now 7 ,” murmured Mrs. Gaythorne. “May I bring him? ” “Do. Now I must fly. The car’s at the gate and I’m going to the station to fetch Rex. Nine to-morrow r evening . ’ ’ “ I’ll come to the gate,” said Lettice, linking her arm in her friend’s. “You look splendid,” said Mrs. Mayhew. “By the way, what’s your tutor’s name ? ” “ Lord Richard Sandridge,” said Lettice, striving to speak calmly. “ One of the Morenest lot ! You don’t mean to say he’s tutoring. No, I haven’t met him, but I know 7 his cousins. Lord Morenest has lost all his money, hasn’t he? ” “ I don’t know. I think they are poor.” “ Well, how very sensible of this young man to take to tutoring. I shouldn’t have thought a Sandridge would have had the brains! ” Lettice, remembering Richard’s honest explana* 216 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY tion of how he passed his Little-go, said with dignity : “ I believe he did well at Cambridge.” “ Well, of course you wouldn’t have anyone who wasn’t first-class for Claudel Good-bye, darling.” She smiled and departed. .««•••• Lord Richard and Claude arrived at lunch time the next day. The boy was like a wild thing leap- ing and jumping through the house. “ See my jolly room I have all to myself,” he cried, pulling Richard upstairs after they had lunched in the courtyard. “May I? ” said Richard, looking at Lettice. “Of course.” “Won’t you show me? ” She led him upstairs where all the bedrooms were spotless snowy white. Claude’s little room was charming, with a huge cupboard full of glorious toys. “He’s spoiled,” said Lettice, letting her hand rest a moment on the child’s curly head. “Not yet. And he shan’t be,” said Richard, quietly. “ Is my new daddy going to stay with us always, mummy? I do love calling him my new daddy just ’cause you don’t like me to,” cried Claude, bubbling over with mischief. She said, “No, not always,” in a distracted fashion. “How pretty that border is,” said Richard, seeing her embarrassment. He pointed to a rhyme LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 217 frieze which ran round the room, “ Every room you have anything to do with is lovely,” he observed. “Can I go with Miss Mannering to the wood, mummy? She said at lunch she would take me,” cried Claude. “Yes, if you like. Get your hat.” “What will you and the new daddy do? Will you come too? ” “ No. Go and get on your hat at once.” “Why don’t you reprove him?” Lettice said sharply as Claude raced down the passage. “How can I?” said Lord Richard, looking at her. “I’m going to write letters in the garden,” she said, moving away. “ And I’m going to read letters! Is there any reason why I shouldn’t sit in the garden, Mrs. Gavthorne? ” Birds were singing in the apple trees, the sky was blue, the fair garden was at its fairest. “Be just where you like,” she said, trying to speak indifferently. Half an hour later saw Mrs. Gaythorne seated at a little table writing busily. Not far away, near the little fountain that sent its waters up in a joyful shower, sat Richard in a deck chair, with Miss Lovejoy’s letters before him. Carter had called for them at his club and forwarded them at Lord Richard’s tardy request. They began by being very affectionate in tone, 218 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY cooled off, and the latest were short and curt, demanding that he should go and see her at once. The poor fellow went laboriously through them all. There was a good deal about Eulstrode. “He is" such an interesting man,” wrote Miss Lovejoy with much underlining. “ When you come back you must really meet him ! He has given me a great deal of help in a Society for Village Lads which I am organizing. I admire his business head, his large aspirations. When we are married we must see a great deal of him ! ” “Good Lord!” said Richard, aloud. “Oh, I beg your pardon, madam,” he said hastily. “Not madam now,” said Lettice, looking up, dimpling. “No, I’m glad,” he said, but his voice was despondent. Mrs. Gaythorne felt confused and wrote without thinking in her letter to the milkman, “ How nice he looks in a straw hat.” Meanwhile Richard forged on. He had arranged the correspondence in dates. One letter, written a few weeks before, ran : “ I am, as you know, a great believer in super- stitions. I had such a dreadful dream last night about you. I thought I saw you falling down a precipice. Now when I have that dream something awful always happens. Why won’t you write me just a line? You can’t be so busy that you couldn’t do that. Do write.” Then again : LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 219 “ When I think of you I feel very proud. I feel what I have asked you to do may influence your whole life. Don’t you like working, Lord Richard? If I knew where you were I’d send you a copy of a splendid little book I’ve just discovered called Self Culture . I do hope your people won’t think what I have asked you to do at all silly. I do think you understood what I meant, didn’t you? Although your work may be dreary — office work must be, and I guess you’re in some office — I ex- pect you get a hand in great transactions and are very much interested. Sir Charles Bulstrode was telling me ” “ Where are you going, Mrs. Gaythorne? ” said Richard, glancing up from the closely-written sheet as Lettice rose. “ I thought of going to the woods to find Agnes and Claude.” “ May I come? ” “Hadn’t you better finish your letters?” she said dryly. “ I don’t want to.” He stuffed them into his pockets. “There are too many,” she said, looking at him. Her heart ached. She was glad to think she had never seen him writing. “I’ll take them upstairs.” He was down again in a flash, so they walked side by side along the smooth pine-bordered road. The air was fragrant and it was good to be alive. “ Oh, how I love the country ! ” she cried, put- ting up a white hand to a green bough. 220 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Yes,” he said moodily. The perusal of Miss Lovejoy’s letters left him miserable and anxious. “Do forget all your troubles for to-day,” said Lettiee, impulsively. “ Perhaps — perhaps ” She hesitated. “Perhaps? ” he helped her. “ Miss Lovejoy is very likely entirely constant to you,” she hazarded. “You must not be cast down by what I said about Sir Charles. He probably made the most of her friendship.” “I’d like to tell you more about it,” he said desperately. Then he glanced into the pine forest stretching on either hand. “ Could we go and sit down? ” he said. She nodded and they entered a wood. There is no place in the world so wonderful when the sun streams down between the boughs. He threw him- self down on the pine carpet at her feet. She leant against a pine trunk and took off her big sun-bonnet. “ Well? ” she said, glancing down at him. “Need I tell you now?” he said. “It’s so perfect.” “ I suppose you wish she was here,” said Lettiee, looking away to the dim depths of green. “ Oh, no. I must tell you at once. I can’t have you believing I care for her for a moment,” he said wildly. “You see I keep thinking you understand that.” There was a tremendous change in Lettiee ’s face. Light and life flowed into it. Nothing in the world mattered now. “ How did you ever take me into your service ? 99 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 221 he said, watching her hungrily. “ How mad it must have seemed to you.” 66 Well, I’m not so very old, you know, and I always loved doing mad things, and I liked you, and I was tired of being ordinary and conventional and old ! ” Lettice laughed. 64 1 am going to write to Miss Lovejoy and ask her to release me,” he said. “Of course I don’t know if she will.” “ She will if she likes Sir Charles/’ They looked at each other with joy. “How I wish I could telegraph to her,” he said enthusiastically. “Reply paid.” “ Oh, that would never do ! ” she said gravely. “Have you heard at all from your people? ” “ No, but I never do, you see. They’re always so busy, and they keep on forgetting about me.” “I expect your sister is worrying, isn’t she? ” “It was all Georgie’s fault,” frowned Lord Richard. “ But, after all, it led me to you, didn’t it? ” he added, beaming. “ I think we ought to go on,” she said, and rose. “ Are you inclined to come to a dance this evening at the Mayhews ? ” “A dance? ” “Yes, they give very nice ones very often in the summer. Agnes and I are going.” “ I should love to. How many dances may I have with you ? ” She blushed. “One or two, perhaps,” she said lightly. “Ah, there they are! ” They caught sight of Agnes and Claude busy 222 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY building a pine-cone house on the grass. Agnes lifted her lazy eyes and saw a perfect picture of youth and beauty coming towards her. She took in the whole situation at a glance. Lord Richard was a good deal taller than Lettice and bent over her in the most becoming fashion. “Are you coming to help, mummy and new daddy? ” cried Claude. “Do cornel 99 Agnes gasped and with difficulty controlled her features. They lingered long in the sunny wood and strolled back towards tea-time to the cottage. Lettice went up to her room to dress before dinner, and Agnes followed her. “ What shall you wear, Lettice? 99 “ My grey, I think. And you, darling? 99 “ I only brought my bronze.” “ It will be charming. Oh, Agnes, I wonder when you will meet the man you will love? 99 “Never, I should think,” said Miss Mannering, contentedly. “ How would I ever have time to get married? I can scarcely get everything into the day as it is, what with looking after my clothes and my dog.” “You get up so late,” said Lettice. “ And go to bed early. I know I do. I think reading in bed’s the most delicious thing in the world — deliciouser than paradise ! ” “ I hope you won’t mind getting home late to- night,” said Lettice. “ I adore dancing, as you know. Does Lord Richard dance well? He looks as if he might.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 223 “It doesn’t interest me,” said Lettice, sharply, turning away. “Are you going to keep him as tutor long? ” persisted Agnes. “ No. I think Claude shall go to a day school.” “ He seems to manage the boy nicely. I notice Claude doesn’t disobey as he used, and he is better behaved at table and not so noisy.” “ Yes, that’s true.” “Well, I must go and dress. Then I’ll come in and admire you,” Agnes said. They walked along the road to the Mayhews’ house, a big red brick cottage about a mile aw r ay. It was a beautiful walk among the pines in the warm evening air. Lord Richard, opera hat slightly tilted back, walked between them. He thought Agnes a very sensible girl ; she did not bother him by talking. Lettice was rather unapproachable. She was looking perfectly lovely in a dress of grey gauze brightened with amethysts. The guests were already assembling in the big dining-room, which had been cleared for dancing. Long windows opened on to the lawms, and tiny coloured lights flickered here and there among the rambling paths in the spacious garden. Lettice was claimed instantly by many partners. Lord Richard did not, to her surprise, come near her. She saw him looking rather miserable in a corner with Agnes. She went towards them. “ Aren’t you going to ask me to dance, Lord Richard?” she said so graciously that the poor 224 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY fellow’s heart leaped up. He had again sunk under a cloud of depression. For supposing Miss Lovejoy would not let him off. He saw himself, as he had done hundreds of times, for ever at her side, reading essays, talking on the soul — taking the chair at Club meetings — But it was a summer evening. The band was playing Perdition enchantingly, and Lettice was standing by his side inviting him to dance with her. “How many may I have, madam?” he stam- mered. “Oh, madam! ” said Agnes, going off into a fit of dear laughter. She was ignorant, of course, of the fact that he used to be the butler. Luckily Claude had not betrayed it as Lettice feared he would. “You may have three, my lord,” answered Lettice, very sweetly. “May I have this? ” She nodded. The two swung off together. Their steps matched exactly. “ What a fool you must think me ! ” said Lord Richard, softly. “Tubby always told me I was but I never realised it.” “ Oh, don’t think of anything but this waltz ! ” she cried; and they were speedily in the land of enchantment again. He led her afterwards to the garden, and they found a seat under a dark cedar tree. The moon gleamed above them in the quiet fcky. “And now I’ll tell you why I came as butler,” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 225 said Lord Richard, “and why I hate myself. Yes, Mrs. Gaythorne, you shall know just what an ass I’ve been all the way through. I don’t know what you’ll think of me, but I must just risk it.” “Yes, do tell me,” said she, and she moved a little nearer, sweet and fragrant and exquisite, and turned her face to listen. But he moved further away, and, looking with knitted brows across the shadowy lawns, he began to speak. CHAPTER XV •• Tell me, Madam Mystery, pray, „ Is my future glad or grey ? ” The bazaar at Landon House was a yearly affair of considerable magnitude. The Duke and Duchess of Antwerp, who were in supreme control of the proceedings, were charitably inclined, and by the exercise of tact and diplomacy always managed to make the balance a substantial one. Landon House, isolated from the sweeping crowd of Piccadilly by a frowning barrier of stone sur- mounted by spikes of iron, was decked out with flags and rosettes. A red striped awning ran down to the main gate, where the crowd stood several deep on either side of the red baize strip along which so many dainty feet trod every afternoon. H 226 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Among the many attractions of the bazaar there were few so well patronised by high and low, rich and poor, as Madame X. In a corner of one of the rooms stood a tent, in front of which a stalwart Arab was stationed, suitably attired in flowing white raiment and wearing a high turban. Above the entrance was a signboard bearing the words “Madame X.” Now all the world knew that Madame X was a very clever palmist, whose prog- nostications had created a furore at the last year’s bazaar. But the tent and the Arab were a new departure. “Who can she be?” everyone asked. “What a handsome man that Arab is. Really, one never sees Englishmen quite so handsome.” And after saying this everyone sighed and decided to patronise Madame X without delay. In consequence there was always a crowd ^ wait- ing outside the tent door. These were carefully arranged in proper order by the Arab, who appeared to understand no English, and at the same time was entirely above the persuasion of money to permit any to go in out of turn. His dark, sombre eye flashed magnificently and the scorn on his swarthy face made the tempters feel ashamed. As each visitor was shown out of the tent — frequently blushing, sometimes looking defiant, and always astonished — the Arab would disappear within for a short time as if to consult Madame X. And then, appearing once more at the door of the tent, he would beckon the nest comer inside. The curious visitor, on entering the gloom of LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY m the tent, saw an Eastern figure seated at a small table, veiled as far as the eyes. Unaccustomed to the darkness, he was unable to see anything clearly, and by the time he regained his sight the seance was finished. Madame X was only to be interviewed between the hours of three and six, and no interview lasted longer than five minutes. It was possible to obtain appointment cards for the next day, and those who did this were careful not to turn up late, for then the Arab would refuse entrance in the haughtiest manner. Irritable old gentlemen, plead- ing on behalf of languid daughters, found him a difficult person to deal with. / The fee for each interview was ten shillings, and although it only lasted five minutes Madame X always managed to crowd so many startling facts into the time that the visitor was more than satisfied. The Duchess of Antwerp addressed the Duke of Antwerp on the subject of Madame X. “ No one, my dear, could possibly say the things she says without a most intimate knowledge of Society. Who can she be? ” The Duke had no idea. “ An actress, probably , 99 he said. “Impossible!” exclaimed the Duchess. “Our menfolk can’t give us away like that, surely ! ” “She brings us fifteen pounds a day,” muttered the Duke. “It’s a pity she don’t put in another hour and make it more.” On the second day of the bazaar Mr. Bannister arrived at the entrance at the hour of three, and 228 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY encountered Georgie and her mother standing on the strip of red baize. 44 Fm going to waste ten shillings,” announced Tubby. 44 I shall have my hand read. I’ve got them both carefully wrapped up in expensive gloves which I refuse to remove. I’ve come straight from a manicure shop.” 44 I shall ask her if Richard’s married and where he lives,” said Georgie, 44 if I decide to afford the very expensive fee.” 44 My dear,” exclaimed the Marchioness, as she steamed along under the awning, 44 that would be a mistake. She might be his wife. Richard had several very Oriental ideas.” 44 He may have several wives,” said Tubby. 44 Have you got a ticket? ” asked Georgie. 44 Yes. Mine’s for three-thirty,” replied Tubby. 44 Let’s have tea together and discuss notes. Mind you take your wedding ring off before you go in.” 44 That’s no good. It leaves a mark.” 44 Lend it to me,” said Tubby, naively. 44 Don’t be so absurd ! ” 44 1 shall go in on all fours and pretend I’m an Atheist,” continued Tubby. 44 1 wonder if she knows anything about the serpents of Brazil? ” They entered a crowded room, filled with chattering people, who surrounded each of the gaily-decorated stalls and joked with the owners. The bazaar was an occasion for the display of fashions. 44 Good heavens ! 99 declared Tubby, as his eye LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 229 wandered over some women before him. “ Really, it isn’t right for a man to be out nowadays with- out a chaperon. How dare you bring me to a place like this? ” “They are the highest in the land,” sighed Georgie. “My dear,” said the Marchioness, “how very grotesque. Just look ! They remind me of so many eels wriggling heavenwards.” “Your dress is almost as bad,” remarked Tubby to Georgie. “ It’s outrageous. Rut for women, men might have attained their ideals long ago.” “I apologise,” said Georgie. “My dressmaker did it. I knew nothing about it till I tried it on this morning. What can one do? ” “You ought to have stayed at home,” said Tubby, severely. “Who designs fashions?” “No one knows . 99 “Why don’t you find out? Why will women always accept things patiently like this ? It is really humiliating. I shall go home after my hand is read and go thoroughly into the subject. You ought to get detectives to find out who is responsible for this at once.” v “ Other women’s husbands are responsible for fashions, Georgina,” observed the Marchioness. “ What a charming tea-cosy ! So absolutely useless — quite out of fashion. What is it — a parrot? Ah, yes, so it is ! How ingenious ! ” She was looking at the handicraft of Mrs. Love- joy, which was displayed on one of the stalls. 230 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Tubby was instantly pounced upon by a charming stall-holder, who pressed him to buy a set of lace d’oyleys. 66 But Pm not married,” he objected. 44 Buy them ! ” declared the stall-holder, with an enticing smile ; 44 you’ll feel that you have some- thing to marry on then.” 44 Can you reasonably marry on half a dozen lace mats? ” asked Tubby, doubtfully. 44 Of course. I married on less.” 4 4 Was it a success? ” he inquired with interest. 64 I’ll tell you if you buy them first.” 44 How much? ” 44 Only a guinea.” Mr. Bannister frowned and produced the money. 44 1 must find out,” he muttered. 44 I’m immensely interested in other people’s marriages.” 44 Now I’ll tell you,” she said. 44 For the first year it was an absolute failure. Then an aunt died and it became a huge success.” She smiled and handed him the parcel tied up with blue baby- ribbon. 44 Was it worth it? ” she asked. 44 No,” said Tubby, 44 1 don’t think it was. But nothing you have to pay for is worth it after you’ve paid. You’ve practically ruined me. I shall have to live on lace mats and nuts for a week ! But I’m glad the aunt died.” He wandered away in pursuit of the Marchioness. She, being thoroughly seasoned, examined every- thing and bought nothing. 44 You ought to buy a fancy bath embroidered with parrots,” said Tubby, over her shoulder. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 231 “ My dear Mr. Bannister, I should welcome the idea. But it would be the end of Frederick. He is so hostile to baths. Sir Walter — I asked him about the matter — said that I must insist on having a bath ! ” “Mother, don’t talk so loudly,” exclaimed Georgie. “You say such odd things. People will misunderstand. ” “ What of that, dear child ? We are an assembly of misunderstood people as it is. The addition of one more will remain unnoticed.” They drew near Madame X’s tent and the Marchioness caught sight of the tall and handsome Arab. At the same moment the Arab’s dark eyes fell on her, and it was noticeable that he gave a slight start. “ Here we are,” said Tubby, cheerfully. “How very handsome he is!” murmured Georgie. “ Do you think he is married to Madame X? ” “ My dear ! ” exclaimed the Marchioness. “ How very singular.” She approached the Arab and looked searchingly at him. “Do you speak English? ” she asked. The Arab took no notice. She repeated the question in French. He looked at her with Eastern indifference. “ He’s so like Richard ! ” exclaimed the Marchioness, turning to Georgie in amazement. “ Oh, nonsense, mother! Richard isn’t nearly so good-looking.” 232 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Lady Morenest sat down upon one of the empty chairs outside the tent and stared. The Arab, who stood about two paces away, gazed dreamily over the crowded room. “ A mother’s eye can penetrate any dis- guise,” continued the Marchioness, shrilly. “Mr. Bannister, is that, or is that not, my son Richard? ” “No,” said Tubby, “if it’s Richard I’ll eat my hat.” “It is Richard,” said Lady Morenest, decisively. “You’ll have to eat your hat.” “ Prove it, then ! ” Lady Morenest leaned forward. “Richard! ” she said coaxingly. The Arab took no notice. “Richard!” she screamed. “It is I — your mother ! ” Several people turned round and stared. “Mother!” whispered Georgie, nervously. “ You must not talk so loudly. People will think it extraordinary that you have an Arabian son.” “I should like to give him a bath,” observed the Marchioness. “ All that walnut stain would come out.” “ It can’t be Richard. He isn’t so tall as that. Besides, he couldn’t come here like that ! ” “Men look twice as tall in dressing-gowns,” said Lady Morenest. “ I know it is Richard. Mr. Bannister, will you please go up to him and say, 6 Hullo, Richard, how are you ? ’ I order you to do it.” Tubby sighed. “ Hold my parcels, then ! 99 He LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 233 straightened his back and took a step forward and held out his hand. “ Hullo, Richard, old man l” he exclaimed, “ what are you doing here? ” The Arab stared impassively over the top of Tubby’s silk hat. “ Richard ! ” said the Marchioness, sharply. “ You know Mr. Bannister I ” At that moment someone came out of the tent, and the Arab, after glancing at the next visitor, withdrew under the flap. Tubby sat down next the Marchioness. “It’s not Richard,” he remarked. “Did you hear what I whispered under my breath ? If it had been Richard he would have kicked me all round the bazaar.” He pulled out his watch. “Another five minutes and then it’s my turn,” he said. “ Hullo, isn’t that Miss Lovejoy coming up on the rails ? ” Georgie looked round quickly. She had no desire to meet Evelyn, but it was too late to avoid her. Miss Lovejoy was bearing a ticket for Madame X in one hand. “How are you?” said Georgie, with great cordiality. “ It seems ages since we met. Do you know my mother ? ” She effected the introduction. “I have heard of you,” said the Marchioness. “ But I cannot remember what I heard. Georgie, didn’t you tell me that Miss Lovejoy was engaged to somebody we know ? 99 234 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “No, mother!” said Georgie, hastily. She drew Evelyn aside. “ I have not seen you since Richard proposed. Where is he? ” Evelyn was rather frightened by the expression on Georgie’s face. “I don’t know,” she gasped. “Oh, I am wretched about him. I have not heard from him. What does it all mean? ” “ It’s your fault. Why did you impose that absurd condition on him? You surely must know that none of our family have earned a living for centuries. I must confess it angered me. I was so furious about it that I thought it best not to come and see you. Of course, the engagement is not known publicly.” “We are not engaged,” said Evelyn, coldly. “Lord Richard must first prove himself capable of fulfilling the terms I imposed on him.” “ How ridiculous I ” retorted Georgie. “ I never heard of such nonsense. Have you any idea where he is? ” “No,” said Evelyn, tearfully. “I don’t think he loves me.” “ Nor do I ! ” exclaimed Georgie, in exasperation. Evelyn Love joy drew herself up with great dignity. “Very well, Lady Georgina,” she said in a frigid voice. “ Let me tell you that I do not love him either. He wished me to marry him because I am an heiress.” “Nonsense! ” She shook her head LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 235 “ It is not nonsense. Lord Richard was under your thumb. I do not care if I never see him again ! ” She turned away, and then uttered a faint cry of fear. Standing close beside her, with folded arms, was the swarthy Arab. “Oh! ” exclaimed Miss Love joy, “he gave me such a fright. I hate niggers ! ” She picked up her skirts and drew away. There was a curious expression in the Arab’s eye. Georgie returned to her mother. “Mr. Bannister has just gone into the tent,” said the Marchioness. “ That was Evelyn Lovejoy, mother. I once had a silly idea that Richard should marry her ! She’s an heiress, you know.” “ But he’s already married ! ” The Marchioness rose and crossed to where Miss Lovejoy was stand- ing, before Georgie could restrain her. “My dear Miss Lovejoy!” she said. “Have you not heard the news ? Georgie tells me you have no idea that Richard is already married. His eldest boy is nearly seven years old. Is it not delightful ?” After uttering these words and beaming cordially in Evelyn’s pale face, the Marchioness returned to her seat. She was about to address her daughter when a loud voice from the interior of the tent attracted the attention of all in its immediate neighbourhood. “ I tell you I didn’t ! I have never hung upside down out of a window. It’s a pure libel.” The Arab dived quickly under the flap and 6 236 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY moment later Tubby, very flushed, shot out. A sound of merriment proceeded from the depths of the tent. “ It’s disgraceful ! ” said Tubby, warmly, ad- dressing no one in particular. “ She told me things no decent woman would think of referring to. True? What’s that got to do with it? There’s some confounded trickery in this. How does she know about the serpents of Brazil? ” He sat down beside Georgie and took out hi: handkerchief. “ She’s English,” he said. “ What did she tell you? 99 “ I shudder to think of the things she said. She must be an actress.” “ In that case you probably know her quite well.” “ Hullo,” said Tubby, “there’s Miss Lovejoy going in next I Look at the Arab bowing.” “I hate that woman,” said Georgie. “She tells me that she doesn’t care a bit if she never sees Richard again. She has the impudence to suggest that he was after her money.” “ Oh, I say, what awful cheek ! And it’s so absolutely true. But I really am glad. She would have made Richard miserable. Did she mean what she said ? ” “ Yes. She was charmingly frank. I refuse to speak to her again.” “ So the engagement is off? 99 “ Yes.” “ Does Richard know? How on earth can we tell him?” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 237 “Tin afraid we shall never see Richard again, ” said Georgie in a low voice. Tubby did not reply. He was thinking of Madame X and wondering how he could find out who she was. It occurred to him that he might trace her home* “ When does Madame X shut up shop? ” “ Six o ’clock.” “Let’s go and have tea till it’s your turn to go in.” And followed by the Marchioness they went off in search of tea. The Arab watched them until they were lost in the crowd. In the meanwhile Evelyn Lovejoy was seated in the dark interior of the tent. Her hands lay out- stretched upon a small table over which the veiled figure of Madame X bent. For a minute there was silence. Evelyn’s heart beat rapidly. Her encounter with Georgie had naturally roused her to cold anger. And now, her belief in palmistry being so intense, she felt that her inmost secrets lay bare to the mind of Madame X. Nor was she mistaken, for that remarkable woman began to speak in a low, clear voice as follows : “You are very unhappy,” she began. It was a habit of Madame to begin in this way to all women. Everyone likes to be thought unhappy or to harbour some haughty and gloomy romance in the pure shrine of the soul. “It is your heart that causes you trouble. Yours is a strange story. You have great wealth. You are engaged — ah, forgive me if I am wrong, but I fancy you are 238 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY engaged — to a man who does not love you — to a villain — yes, I am right — who wishes for your money. And while perplexity gnaws at your heart your chained love strives to turn towards another — towards one who truly loves you. This man — your true lover — is a person of a different stamp. He is firm and true. He does not seek money — he has enough — but only love. So far his life has been loveless. He adores you. All day he thinks of you.” Madame X paused. “Tell me,” said Evelyn, in a low, thrilling voice, “ tell me what the true lover of my heart is like.” “He is a man of middle age — a man of powerful ambition — a man with a will of iron. And yet, despite all his intense business genius, he has simple and endearing habits. For instance, he plays the banjo.” Miss Lovejoy drew a deep breath. “Sir Charles! ” she cried in vibrating tones. “Is that his name? ” asked Madame X, innocently. “ Go on ! Do you say this man loves me? ” “Yes — -most tenderly and passionately.” Evelyn nodded. “ And the other man — to whom I was engaged ? ” “Alas, he is a deceiver. His heart is black.” Evelyn rose majestically. “ Enough ! ” she said. “ This decides every- thing. I have always doubted him. Now 1 know. Thank you, Madame X — thank you from the bottom of my heart.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 239 Madame X did not reply. Evelyn passed out of the tent and the Arab entered. “Well? ” inquired the Arab, eagerly. “ I feel a perfect brute,” said Madame X. “ But I did what was best for her, didn’t I? ” “You are a perfect angel! ” cried the Arab, “ The next person is old Lord Stivetheback. Sixty —married — just been in America — gay old dog — won Derby six years ago — writing book of memories — -very fond of curries — says his house is haunted. Is that enough ? ” Madame X nodded and the noble lord was ushered into her presence and completely staggered in a few moments. He was told things which the Arab had not told Madame, and when he was re- minded of the existence of a balcony in Shropshire : “Bless my soul! ” he exclaimed, “do you mean at Little Primbank — the Rhenishes’ place ? ” “I cannot tell. But it was there you broke a solemn vow which the gods still remember. By the way, don’t refer to it in your Memoirs which you are writing just now ! ” His lordship was quite overcome and offered to put down a five-pound note if Madame X would let her veil fall down by accident. “Can’t think who you are,” he exclaimed. “ Wish I could remember Little Primbank better. Why, it was years ago ! You must have been quite a little girl.” “ Oh, please don’t think it was I. I am merely telling you the vision your presence calls up. I have never been to Little Primbank.’* 240 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “Ha! ha! That’s good. I’ll find out soon enough, Madame X.” “ Well, please don’t blackmail me ! ” she laughed. At five o’clock the Arab ushered in Georgie, who had tried vainly to reduce the ten shillings to five. “You have a great sin on your soul — which concerns one closely connected with you — perhaps a brother,” began Madame X, instantly. At the end of her five minutes Georgie was on the verge of tears. Tubby, waiting outside, tried to comfort her. “ It’s all right,” he said. “ Don’t believe a word she says. I’m going to follow her at six and find out who she is. Did she know where Richard is? ” “No. But she said she thought he was happy.” “Did she say he was married? ” “I asked her that question,” said Georgie. “ She gave a strange reply, i No — not yet ’ — uttered in an extraordinary tone of voice. For a moment I thought she was crying.” CHAPTER XVI 84 When the happy ‘ Yes ' Falters from her lips . . .*■ — Maud, The organizing secretary of the bazaar, Miss Blenkinsop, wearing pince-nez and an unspeakable air of importance, bustled up to the tent a minute LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Ml after six o’clock. Lettice was patiently tracing the life and destiny of Eliza, fifth daughter of the Countess of Mont Blanc, and the Arab was timing her, standing at the entrance with watch in hand. 56 1 fear Madame X will be fatigued,” said Miss Blenkinsop. “ She has done very well and the Duchess is delighted. She pressed me very hard to disclose her name, but I knew dear Mrs. Gay- thorne ” (she lowered her voice and glanced round at the rapidly-emptying room), “ I knew 7 dear Mrs. Gaythorne would rather keep it a secret. Shall I take the money? ” The Arab produced a large bag containing thirty half-sovereigns. “Did Madame X have tea? ” said Miss Blenkin- sop, feeling that Arabs were very good-looking. The Arab bowed. “ Do thank her for me. I mustn’t stay. I have to go and audit the accounts of the sweet stalls. Dearest Baroness Cooper has no head for figures and always gives the purchasers such a lot of change. Last year she was a hundred pounds out.” Miss Blenkinsop nearly ran into Tubby at that moment. He was determined to watch the tent closely and he came slowly by. “ Dear Mr. Bannister ! So glad to meet you. And have you bought well ? 99 she said archly. “I have been pretty well sold,” said Tubby, glancing regretfully at the d’oyleys he carried. “ And I have just come a cropper with Mrs. Hether- ington Heeby at the flower stall. I had no idea she had married again. I said I was so sorry her 242 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY husband was dead ; I hadn’t seen her for a time, d’ye see, and she said her husband was in Skye. I said I felt pretty certain George was in heaven all right, and she got annoyed and said John was shootin’ in Skye. I thought she meant George , was turned into a shootin’ star, and I said, 6 but why call him J ohn ? ’ and she said quite ctossly 4 that that was his name and they’d been married for a month and a bit.’ ” At this moment Eliza Mont Blanc, a stout school- girl, emerged from the tent radiant. The Arab entered and bent over Madame X solicitously. 44 You’re very tired. Why did you let that girl stay so long ? ” 44 She would ask me so many questions,” mur- mured Lettice. 44 She’s in love with Lewis Waller and Beerbohm Tree and H. B. Irving, and wanted to know if there was any hope, and if she could be an actress, and if she should play Juliet to begin with. I said yes to everything.” 44 Now you must go straight home,” said the Arab, authoritatively. 44 You look tired out.” 44 1 should like to buy something to take back to Claude,” she objected. 44 Well, come now before you change.” Lettice emerged. Tubby, watching carefully from a distance, decided that she had a pretty figure. She walked in her floating draperies to the end of the hall. The Arab stood silently beside her as she scanned the small supply of goods left on the toy stall. 44 Do you think he would like this?” asked LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 248 Lettice, forgetting her part and lifting her eyes in a very natural way to the Arab as she pointed to a toy. Lord Richard was intensely conscious of Tubby’s presence in the near neighbourhood. He spread out his hands with a deprecating gesture to Lettice and smiled as she held up a box of soldiers in a wonderful uniform. “I believe Tubby will follow us,” he thought. “I will dodge him if he does.” Lettice took the soldiers. As they walked to- wards the entrance she said to the Arab : “ I shall be here in a quarter of an hour.” He bowed and left her. He had thought of changing in the dressing-room provided and having a bath, but the thought of Tubby made him un- easy. He determined to drive back to the flat as he was. Tubby, by now lounging in the dressing- room, was disappointed of his prey. The Arab went back to the bazaar and loitered about aimlessly. Meanwhile Lettice was getting into ordinary attire in a room adjoining the huge cloak-room. Many women were there as she passed through dressed in a summer frock. “ Mrs. Gaythorne ! I had no idea you were up !” exclaimed Mrs. Murray, a stout Scotswoman, advancing to shake hands. “ Have you been selling ? ” “No,” said Lettice. “Have you? 99 “Didn’t you come to the refreshment stall? I had the honour of waiting on the Princess. She has a very German appetite. Oh, Miss Love- 244 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY joy* — — ” Mrs. Murray broke off as Evelyn came near. “ My dear, I wanted to catch you before you went. A thousand thanks for lending me your drawing-room for my meeting. Mrs. Gaythorne, do you know Miss Lovejoy? ” Lettice found herself shaking hands with Evelyn, who was leaving. Miss Lovejoy was looking happy and determined. She scarcely troubled to look at Lettice. 4 4 Sir Charles Bulstrode was in the hall a moment ago,” she said to Mrs. Murray. “ He will be happy to be in the chair on the 23rd.” Lettice, watching Evelyn swim out of the room in her rich dress (modelled on a Botticelli) felt rather tired and very confused. She found her faithful Arab waiting in the hall and rewarded him with a weary little smile. “ But you have not changed ! ” she said. The Arab was carrying a suit-case filled with his every- day dress. He waved her into a taxi without speaking. It was closed. When Lettice was settled he said, speaking rather strangely : “ Shall you mind if we drive to Richmond? ” “Anywhere you like,” she said wonderingly. “There was a man there I know very well,” said Lord Richard. “ I rather think he means to follow me. I’m determined that he shan’t get me. I’m not going to have Tubby triumphing. To begin with, drive us to Hyde Park Corner,” he said to the driver. “I’m afraid you’ll be hot with the cab closed like this,” he continued, turn- LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 245 ing to her anxiously. “ Perhaps I’d better leave you and get into another cab and dodge him alone. Would you mind looking out of the window to see if anyone is following? I daren’t in this dress, you see.” Lettice tried in vain to get her hat through the window. “It’s too big. I’ll take it off! ” she cried in exasperation. Off it came, a rustic straw wreathed in apple blossom, and Lettice put her head out. “ A man is getting into a hansom — he is coming this way,” she reported. “ I will never let Tubby catch me ! ” said Lord Richard, his eyes shining with excitement. “ Bother ! I suppose I can’t get out and walk, can I, in this kit? ” “We are just passing my club,” said Mrs. Gay- thorne. “ Shall I take you in there? Wouldn’t it be better than Richmond? ” “ Wouldn’t I look rather funny going into a club? But he couldn’t follow us in there, could he?” 46 Of course not. No man is admitted excepting with a member of the club.” Lettice called to the driver to stop, and they passed out of the cab and up the wide marble steps of the Ladies’ Own Home and Country Club. The porter looked at the figure of the Arab with suspicion. “ You’d better change here,” said Lettice. “ Supposing Tubby draws up outside and waits? ” “ You can go out by a back entrance.” 246 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Right I Well, I’d like to change very much. Look at those girls staring at me ! Is my face very badly done? ” Lettice glanced at him and laughed. “You’re a little hot,” she remarked cruelly. Richard vanished, and Lettice, going up to the library, discovered the Hon. Agnes seated in a deep chair with her eyes shut. One hand, holding a cigarette which had gone out, was lying limply on the arm of her chair, the other held an open book. “You should have come to the bazaar, Agnes ! ” exclaimed Lettice, gently waking her. “You know you promised ! ” “ Good gracious, Lettice, I didn’t know you ever patronised your club ! ” “I do sometimes.” “Is Lord Richard here? 99 “Yes, he’ll be upstairs in a moment.” Agnes looked at her friend in silence. It was impossible that Lord Richard should remain long in his present capacity. Lettice caught her look and laughed. “I’m thinking of giving the tutor his cong£,” she said a little unsteadily. Then she walked to the window. She saw a hansom standing at the park side of Piccadilly in which Tubby sat. “How did you get on?” said Agnes. They were alone in the room, so they could talk freely. Visions of the people she had entertained during the afternoon came over Lettice ’s mind. She scarcely realised as yet that Evelyn was no longer LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY Ml engaged to Richard. “ Very well,” she said, and was thankful when Richard appeared clothed in ordinary dress. “How are you, Miss Mannering? How funny that you should belong to this club too ! Why have they got men’s arm-chairs and tables? ” “It used to be a men’s club and we bought all the furniture, you know,” said Agnes, who was a drowsy and unwilling member of committee. “Oh! Well, I think it should all be much prettier as it’s a woman’s show. Mrs. Gaythorne, have you looked out of the window? ” “Yes,” said Lettice. “ The hansom is there.” “Tubby is awfully clever,” said Lord Richard, with deep admiration. “ I always say there’s no one like Tubby. I’d love you to know him. You should just hear him telling stories ! ” “ Then why not invite him here? ” “Because — because I don’t want him to know where I am quite yet.” There was a pause of a few minutes. “Do you mind looking again? ” said Lord Richard. “ He’s still there ! 99 “ Oh ! ” Lord Richard roved about the room. “Jove, what a lot of rules you have,” he said, naively reading a huge printed card. “I suppose I couldn’t join this club, could I? ” “We only bring men once a week unless they are relations,” said Mrs. Gaythorne. She blushed. “Unless they are relations? If they are* how often may they come? 99 248 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 44 As often as their relations bring them,” she said, trying not to blush again. “I wish I had more relations,” sighed Richard. 44 Do you mind looking out of the window again, Mrs. Gaythorne? I’m awfully sorry to trouble you.” 44 He is still there.” “I know r Tubby. He’ll wait for hours,” cried Lord Richard in mingled despair and respect. He was aching and wearying to get Lettice alone and tell her he loved her. It was cruel of Fate to inter- vene in this fashion. His heart was beating wildly. He supposed he could not tell her all about it in a Women’s Club. Lettice was talking to Agnes in a low voice. She lifted her head and said : 44 Agnes can show you the back entrance. I will leave by the front in half an hour’s time. You’d better go at once. I’ll stand by this window here.” 44 Come along,” said Agnes. She was very much amused. 44 It’s just like a novel, isn’t it?” she cried. She was awake for once. She led Lord Richard downstairs and they met several women and young girls in the hall. Lord Richard was afraid he might know some of them and be detained, so he hurried past with his eyes averted. They passed dowm several long corridors and finally arrived at a back door which led directly into St. Quentin’s Street, a small and little-used alley. There was no one here but a man leaning against LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 249 a wall. It was not Tubby. Richard heaved a sigh of relief. “That’s a good thing!” said he. “I don’t know what you must think of me, Miss Man- nering. I give you my word of honour that I am not a thief I Good-bye, and thank you so much.” Agnes looked after him and sighed. “ This is all an adventure after Lettice’s own heart,” she said to herself. “ It’s made her young again. She was certainly getting rather subdued before the advent of the tutor.” Lettice had sent cook and Norah for holidays and had installed the housekeeper from the cottage at the flat with a country girl to help. She thought that was a better plan than explaining Lord Richard’s altered position to the household. When Richard arrived at the flat he was warmly greeted by Claude. “ Is mummy coming ? ” said the little boy. “ And may I feel in your pockets to see if you’ve been buying anything for me? ” Richard had remembered and produced a box of chocolates from the suit-case. “ What have you been doing with yourself, old chap? ” he said. “ Playing with Mrs. Hitchens. I telled her all about you when you did wait on us when we had dinner. You was a servant once, wasn’t you, daddy? I’d like to be a servant or an engine- driver.” “He’s been making up the most ’orful tales, 250 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY sir, bless his ’eart,” said the housekeeper, taking Richard's suit-case off to his room. Richard went into the morning-room and threw himself down in a chair. He had a tremendous feeling of victory. He had eluded Tubby. Good old Tubby ! Rut he would look him out directly his engage- ment was settled. Surely Lettice would not refuse him. He trembled at the thought and lit a cigarette. “ Your hand is shaking, daddy, ” said a voice at his elbow. 64 When is mummy coming? ” “She will be here very soon, Claude. ” “ Could you possibly play bears with me in time before she corned home? ” “ I might. Fetch me a rug and I’ll go under the table.” The little boy dragged a covering from the sofa and the game began. Meanwhile, at the club, Lettice was talking to Agnes. The hansom with Tubby in it still lingered outside. “ He will have quite a good fare to pay, my dear,” said Agnes, who had been let into Mrs. Gaythorne’s confidence a good deal without having been told anything very definite. This art is practised to perfection by women when they wish. “Supposing he follows me,” said Lettice, nervously. “He won’t, will he? It’s Lord Richard he wants ? ” “But supposing he follows me? ” “ Well, if he does, I don’t see that there is much LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 251 harm in it. You say you think Lord Richard won’t mind meeting him in a day or two.” Agnes, guessing well that Richard was only wait- ing till the proposal was made and accepted, smiled most mischievously. “ He could even wait in the hall,” said she. “Nonsense, you don’t understand,” said Lettice, hastily. “I think I’d better go. It’s nearly seven,” she added, “and you are going, Agnes, aren’t you? ” “ I believe I promised to dine with the Stuart- Gordons, but there’s no hurry.” “I must go now,” said Lettice, decisively. “ Thank you so much, darling. Come to tea on Friday.” She swept downstairs and out. Tubby bent for- ward in his hansom and was bitterly disappointed when no Arab appeared. He bit his nails meditatively and decided to wait a little longer, ordering the driver to take him a little lower down the street. Lettice reached Bollinger Terrace on the stroke of half-past seven. She was met at the open door of the flat by Claude and Richard. “ We’ve had the door open for ever so long. We’ve both been waiting for you.” “Have you?” she said in her musical voice. Richard thought she looked her prettiest. “Mummy! ” cried Claude. “We’ve been play- ing at all sorts of new games ! What have you brought for me? ” “ Here’s your parcel, darling. Now run away to 252 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY the nursery,” said Lettice, after kissing him. (i ‘ Mummy will come soon.” He was now trained to obedience and trotted away, hugging the present. Lettice went into the drawing-room and Richard followed her. “I left Mr. Bannister sitting in the cab,” she said. “It’s all right.” He came and leaned over her. “Now Pm free,” he said. “I’m free, darling, and I love you.” She did not answer, but kept her eyes fixed on the ground. “Will you marry me? ” he said very low. She put her hand in his. “ Look at me,” he said. She looked, and their lips met. “ By Jove ! ” said Tubby from the door. Lettice sprang to her feet and Richard turned to face Mr. Bannister. “What do you mean by following me?” he shouted angrily. He was mollified almost instantly by Tubby’s expression. “I beg your pardon, old man — I had no idea. Will you introduce me ” “ Mrs. Gaythorne, this is Mr. Bannister. Tubby, Mrs. Gaythorne is going to be my wife.” He threw his handsome head back and smiled radiantly. “Well! ” said Tubby, shaking hands with both of them. “ Do sit down,” said Lettice, who had blushed very prettily. “I’m sure you want an explanation. LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 253 But do tell me how you followed us? I left you in a cab outside my club.” 4 ‘ And I left by the back way,” said Lord Richard, puzzled. “ I paid a man to watch the back way when I saw you going into the club,” said Tubby, who was now sitting on the sofa. “ Of course I wasn’t such a fool as to forget that there was a back entrance and that you might think of it. He followed you here and then came back to my cab, where I was despondently waitin’. Gave me the address. I tipped him, taxied here, and found the hall door open. I must apologise, Mrs. Gaythorne, for walking straight in. I heard what I was sure was Richard’s voice and I whisked right in to find it!” “ Well, you are clever, Tubby ! ” exclaimed Lord Richard, sincerely. “ Who’d have guessed that such a brain lay behind your rottenly small fore- head? I’d never have thought of posting a fellow at the back entrance. Now I come to think of it, I did see a man standing about. I suppose he followed me.” “All the way.” “ I’m sure you’re dying to talk to each other. Mr. Bannister, you will stay to dinner with me? ” said Lettice, rising. Tubby glanced at his clothes. “Oh, that does not matter. You must stay.” She smiled at Richard and left the room. “ I say, Richard, she’s lovely, and how' she can tell fortunes ! ” said Tubby, very seriously. There 254 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY seemed so much to say that it was difficult to begin. “ A good thing for you, Dick, that Miss Love- joy’s engagement is announced — what? ” “ Is it announced ? ” “ It seems she told one or two of the people, including the Duchess, before she left the bazaar. She’s marrying that fellow who twangs on the banjo and makes things to eat. Bulstrode, I think the name is.” “ It’s a narrow escape, Tubby.” Richard leant back in his chair and told Tubby the whole story. It was barely told when the gong sounded. “And now I’ve got her, Tubby, everything’s different. I don’t mind what I do. I’ll go to Bundleman’s or anything,” declared the newly- accepted lover. “ More likely you’ll go motoring abroad as you tell me Mrs. Gaythorne is going to get a car.” “ Here she is ! ” They went in to dinner and talk was fast and furious. Tubby began by relating the story of the serpents of Brazil with enormous aplomb. He then passed on to the subject of Madame X. “I met Stivetheback and he said he was going to retire to a monastery,” he announced. “It seemed the only thing left.” “ I fear I have sent Eliza Mont Blanc to the stage,” laughed Lettice. “I was getting tired and I agreed with all the ambitions she confided to me. Her hand was very fat and awfully red.” LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY 255 6 4 1 noticed Monty Newson, whom everyone thinks rather a simple ass, pencilling in no end of lines before he went to you,” said Lord Richard. 44 I very nearly called out to him.” 64 You nearly answered me, I suppose, when Lady Morenest sent me up to you,” said Tubby. 44 Rather not. Tubby, you might have stopped mother from drinking her tonic publicly like that.” 44 Did you see the dear little box she carries packed with medicine bottles ? I heard her offering the Duchess aspirin, and the Duchess didn’t like it at all. Then Lady Morenest said, 4 Why not take some phenacetin? I’ve got it all here.’ The Duchess is rather mean and she sometimes takes phenacetin for her neuralgia, so she pocketed a tabloid for future use.” 44 Father wasn’t there. Tubby.” 44 Oh, wasn’t he? He was showing his new game to the Princess. Luckily he remembered all the rules. She only understands German but she gave the Royal look of approval — Lord Morenest was fairly bucked up.” 44 How is Carter? ” 44 Carrying on. I met him wearing your grey suit the other day and I told him about it. He said he was sure you would wish him to do so.” 44 Good old Carter. I don’t mind.” Lord Richard noticed that Lettice’s glass wag empty. He rose and went to the sideboard. 44 The maid will be here in a moment, Richard.” He took no notice but came to her and filled her glass. 256 LORD RICHARD IN THE PANTRY “ Don’t you know I always loved waiting on you, and always shall,” he whispered. Tubby, wrestling with a chicken bone, fortun- ately did not see or hear. He was talking steadily, eating steadily, and steadily endeavouring to control his eyeglass. “I’m taking up yachting,” he announced. “ Mainly because I look well in a yachtin’ cap. I’m having a yacht built. It will be ready in a few months’ time. And I want someone to christen her. Bottle of wine, you know, spilt on the bows.” “And who shall you invite to do it?” asked Lettice. He looked at her, raised his glass and smiled. “ I shall ask Lady Richard Sandridge ! 99 Printed in Great Britain by Richard Clay & Sons, Limited, BRUNSWICK ST., STAMFORD ST., S.E. 1, AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK. ■ /* ;»< ' Y-\ » v v , I