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It’s all true, it’s all true, my dear Dinah ; the news I received yesterday is confirmed ; my beautiful farm of Cutaway, near Eton, is burned to the ground ! Dinah. My dear father, this is a very great misfortune. Prog. How do you know that ? Never judge by appearances. Din. Why, surely, my dear papa, a destructive fire like this — Prog. (Rising.) Hold your tongue, Miss Prog, or you ’ll put me in a rage ; imitate my philosophy, and tune up « The Light of other Days ” on your piano. Din. (Rising.) But you know, papa, my piano is out of tune. Prog. What does that signify ? can’t you play on the keys that are in tune, and let them that are not, enjoy the air with me in silence ? At any rate, you have no excuse for not getting it put in order. Din. I have spoken to Mrs. Primmers, next door, and she has promised me her tuner this morning. Prog. Well, in case she should forget it, just go jog her memory. Dm. Certainly, papa, I would not cross you for the world ; this fire is enough to put you out of temper. Prog. Look at me, cool as a cucumber in an ice-pail. Thanks to the march of intellect, I know what philosophy is, and can bear this loss with the calmness of a Cato. I can afford it, especially as it was insured in the Sun fire-office. Din. In the Sun ! excellent — why, my Cousin George is in that office ; and I’m sure, if he could be of the least service to you — Prog. Miss Prog, never speak of that young man to me. His means are so small, he should neither make love nor marry— he can’t afford it, so I have desired him to pay his addresses and visits elsewhere. Dm. I m sure he’s a very nice young man. Prog. How do you know that ? Din. By his appearance. Prog. Never judge by appearances. 4 MY YOUNG WIFE, Din. Then he has such a liberal mind ! Prog. Without a penny in his pocket; most people are liberal* minded, when they can’t afford to be otherwise, my dear. Din. We have not seen him these eight days. Prog. So much the better ; and, as I have promised you to another, you must not see him any more, at any rate — Enter George, d. in f. Din. Here he is. Prog. The devil! George, (c.) Yes, sir, at your service. Don’t mind me, uncle ; 1’m one of the family. Prog, (r.) Yes, and you want to increase it. Geo. My sweet cousin ! Prog. Mr. George Allen, I am astonished — damme, I’m electrified. Dinah, go to Mrs. Primmers, and see if the pianoforte-tuner is come. Din. (l.) But, papa— Prog. Miss Prog, must I speak twice? Din. Good-morning, George. Prog. Will you go? Din. La, papa ! ( ExU f d. in f.) Prog walks up to George, with a very severe look , and is about to speak , when George checks him. Geo. I have just heard of your misfortune, uncle ; and, as one of the family, I have come to offer you my services. Prog. I ’m obliged to you ; but, as I have nothing to do, I shall not trouble you. Geo . Trouble? it would be my pleasure, uncle. In adversity, friends should prove what they before professed. Prog. Sir, my firm cost me 6000/. Well, I could afford it; it was insured for 8000/. Well, they can afford it ; and, as it is burnt to ashes, they must down with the dust: so you see “ it is an ill wind that blows nobody good.” Geo. My dear uncle, I am afraid you reckon without your host ; that you will not get a shilling from them. Prog. What ? Geo. They assert that your farm was fired through wilful neglect; and if they can prove it your policy might as well have been burnt with your property. Prog. {Jumping up.) I’m ruined ! I’m ruined! all my savings gone ! After keeping a shilling ordinary for thirty years I shall want dinner. I’m dished at last. Geo. Never mind, sir, as one of the family — Prog. As one of the plagues of Egypt ! Geo. I have not the plague spot in my hand when I offer it to you, and ask you to share my earnings. Prog. George, but for this accident you should not repent this kind¬ ness. Geo. But for this accident I could not have proved my disinterested regard for you. Prog. But I ’ll not stand it. I ’ll go to law. I ’ll serve them with a fieri facias. AND MY OLD UMBRELLA. 5 Geo. Don’t put yourself in a passion. Prog. Why not? my constitution is strong, and I can afford it Damme, it’s the only thing I can afford now ! Geo. Coolness and caution must be our weapons ; nothing is yet decided ; I have some influence with the directors ; they are always open to reason, and you shall not be wronged out of your rights, if I can help it. Prog . O, you dear boy! your kindness is engraven here. I ’ll not say more now, only recommend you to keep secret that my farm is insured ; something may happen. I am rather anxious that my in¬ tended son-in-law should not know. Geo. Your intended son-in-law ! Mr. Augustus, whom I have seen with you two or three times? Prog . The same ; he’s a musical director of concerts in the suburbs, as harmonious as disinterested ; he counts on having 4000/ with Di¬ nah, but, thanks to the fire, I dare say he ’ll be content with half. Geo . Not a word shall escape my lips. This Mr. Tompkins is very rich, then ? Prog . Not yet, but with the money I shall advance him, he will be. He is going to start a perambulating concert-room — a magnificent idea — engage a host of foreigners, and visit all the principal towns in the world. Geo . And you would give your daughter to a man like this — a perambulating musician ? Prog. What can I do better? I love music —love it passionately ! Why not ? I can afford it. Grizzle. ( Without , d. in f.) 0, very well, first door on the right; thank you — much obliged. Prog. Some one comes. (To Geo.) My dear boy, I have no hope but in you. Geo . Rely upon my zeal. I ’ll return to the office, meet me there in an hour, and bring your policy of insurance with you. (Exit d. in i ) Enter Grizzle, d. in f. Grizzle, (l.) Mr. Prog? Prog, (r.) The same. Griz. You Mr. Prog? Prog. I am the gentleman. Griz. Gentleman! Prog. Does that astonish you ? Griz. You kept an ordinary ? Prog. Yes, sir. Griz. At a shilling a head ? Prog. Yes, sir. Griz. I ’ve dined with you often. (Sighing.) 0 dear ! Prog. Why do you sigh ? Griz. Sigh ! it’s enough to make any man sigh ( Spitefully ), to think that an ordinary man, at a shilling a head, beer included (that is, small), has made his fortune ; while I, who helped you into this galloping consumption of eatables, am poor and out at elbows — ’t i» humiliating, is it not? Prog. Sir, this language — 6 MY YOUNG WIFE, Qriz. Why, you—(Calming his rage) —Fm wrong, excuse me— misfortune ha9 soured me—I am a lost individual! Prog. Oh ! I see. .(Aside.) A shabby-genteel beggar. Fll give him sixpence and get rid of him. ( Takes money from Ms pocket.) Here, friend, I am not rich, and this is all I can afford. (Offering him money.) . Qriz. Sixpence ! sixpence !—do you mean to insult me I Prog. Who and what the devil are you ? Qriz. You don’t know me—nothing personal? Then all’s forgot¬ ten_forgiven. I’m Mr. Gregory Grizzle, pianoforte-tunei. Prog. Recommended by Mrs. Smith ? Qriz. Even so. Prog. Why didn’t you say so at first ? Griz. I forgot it. When I looked at you, your face recalled a thou¬ sand things to my recollection ; above all, it reminded me of my wife. Prog. Is she like me ? Qriz. Like you! nasty brute! I see you wish to insult me. Prog. I tell you I don’t. Qriz. Like you! Not so bad as that, neither; no, sir, no; but we used to dine at your house together. Prog. Ah, indeed ! then you— Qriz. Exactly so. Poor Emma! Curses on the villain who stole my Emma from me! for, spite of myself, I regret her loss. Prog. Have you lost her, then ? Qriz. No, she has lost herself; but don’t let us speak of that (Crying) Whenever I think of her my heart is ready to burst. Prog. Indeed! Poor man ; how I pity you. Griz. Sir, I require no man’s pity; no one shall pity me, sir; to pity me is to insult me. Prog. Well, I won’t pity you; so go and tune my daughters piano. To-night we will sign her marriage-contract, and ’tis a good occa¬ sion for showing off her talent. ,. Qriz. I heard of this marriage, this morning, at Mrs. JenKins ! You know Mrs. J.—delightful woman to chat with—speaks ill of everybody. Prog. Indeed! Griz. She says that your daughter does not love Mr. Tomkins, and that she is very fond of her cousin, Mr. George Allen. It’s no affair of mine,—I know neither one nor the other,—but, take my word for it, my Emma’s example may be followed. Prog. Well, time will show; but I have to go out on business; and, as it is going to rain— Griz. (Quickly) Is it really going to rain ? Prog. Yes, and I must make haste before it come3 down, Griz. And to think that I don’t know the scoundrel who has car¬ ried off what I prized so dearly. Prog. Ah, your wife ? Griz. No, my umbrella. Prog. Your umbrella ? Griz. There must have been a plot against me; a man whom 1 have never seen; well, sir, he has deprived me of her. Prog. Her ? Was it a feminine umbrella ? Qriz, No, my ma. AND MY OLD UMBRELLA. 7 Prog. Yourma? Griz. Yes, her name is Emma ; for shortness, I call her ma, my lawful wedded wife, a lovely young creature, besides a family umbrella that had walked with grandfather, father, and son, on every cloudy day — only eighteen years old, with flaxen ringlets, a mouth like a rose, a Grecian nose — she wished to make a parasol of it. Prog. Of her nose ? Griz. No, no, of my umbrella, an heir-loom ; — the villain, to de¬ prive me of them both ! Prog. .’T is a sad business, but permit me to observe — Griz. (Quickly.) On that very day it rained in torrents, and I had returned home for my lamented — umbrella ; but, imagine irr' horror, I found neither umbrella nor wife. Prog. My good friend, that is not the point in question. Griz. But there ’s the crime, sir. Wives run away every day , that ’s nothing. Very likely they have taken away yours ; but the* dare not take away your umbrella. There ’s the crime — your wife 4 not your goods ; but your umbrella is. If a man run away with your umbrella, he’s transported ; but, if he runs away with your wife, he’s delighted. Prog. Well, sir, if you will not listen to me — Griz. I ’ll show you proof; a note (Feeling in his pockets) , — no I have n’t got it about me, but I remember all the expressions : “ Beau¬ tiful Emma, cease to be sorrowful; to-morrow, at two, I will tear you from your tyrant, and conduct you to — j r ou know where ’ ’ — but no name — no, no ; the scoundrel! Well, sir, I was like a madman ; I rushed into the street without my hat, went to all my friends and neighbors, and gave an exact description of her — covered with green silk, an ivory hawk’s head, and mother-of-pearl eyes. Now, have I not cause to hate the whole human race ? You have done me no harm, but I hate you ; and, when it rains, I hate myself, I hate the world, I hate everything ! Prog. But, my good sir, what have I to do with your wife or your umbrella? Griz. Enough, sir, I understand you. Where is your umbrella? Prog. My what ? Griz. I beg pardon, your piano. Prog. (Showing him to room r.) In that room — put it in proper order— I don’t care about the expense — I can afford it. Griz (Crosses r.) Ha, ha, insult my poverty, do, do ! Prog. (Aside.) What a queer fellow ! (Rain.) Griz. (Aside.) An old, selfish, poisoning, shilling-ordinary rascal, to have made a fortune by the digestive organs, when, with tuning pianofortes, I am as poor as Job ! but I was born to misery, so it’s my fathers’s fault, not mine. (Goes into room R. h, 1 e.) Prog. I thought I should never get rid of him. Ah ! there’s the rain coming down in torrents ; but it must n’t prevent me from going to the insurance office. I must take a coach ; I can afford it, and I will. Enter Augustus Tomkins, d. in f., closing umbrella. Tomkins, (l.) Good-morning, father-in-law. Prog, (r.) 0 ! ’tis you, Augustus, is it? What a storm ! 8 MY YOUNG WIFE, Tom. Yes, horrid ; 1’ve just stepped over with a bouquet for my intended. ( Showing it.) I would n’t wait for a coach, so trusted to my umbrella. Where the devil shall I put it ? It’s famously soaked. Prog. I ’ll put it in my study. ( Goes into room , 1 e., i. H.) Tom. Thank you. It’s very strange he does not appear more seri¬ ous ; ’t is a false alarm, no doubt. Prog. {Reentering from room i.) Well, son-in-law, how goes on the music ? Tom. (r.) Better than ever ; the age is decidedly musical, and we are daily becoming more melodious. Prog. Glad to hear it; hope you will soon make your fortune. Tom . Be assured I shall. I have several capital plans. You cannot imagine what I have in my head ; I have millions there. By the by, I have come to ask you to advance me a few hundreds. Prog. Sorry, my dear Tomkins, very sorry ; but I am unfortunately in a very distressing position. Tom. Indeed ! then it’s true that your farm is burnt down ? Prog. Too true, my dear friend- Tom. The devil! ( Puts the bouquet in his pocket. ) Prog. Consequently, you must feel that the fortune of my daughter must suffer by it, and, since you have millions in your head, it can matter very little to you whether I give my daughter a few hundreds more or less. Tom. {Aside.) So, so, a few hundreds ! Prog. Have you any objections ? Tom. None, none, I assure you. Prog. Very well, then we will sign the contract to-night; I must leave you now, for I have to go into the city on particular business. Dinah will be here directly, and I think you like her company better than mine. ( Exit , ». in f.) Tom. Ha ! ha ! ha ! I won’t contradict you. The devil! I am nicely taken in ; I reckoned on receiving at least 4000Z. with the girl; I dare say now he won’t give her half, perhaps only 500Z. cash ; the other live I have already touched ; he thinks I will marry his daughter — I had made up my mind to it. I have broken off my affair with Emma, old Grizzle the pianoforte-tuner’s wife ; she was invulnerable, and, I hear, is gone back to her husband. I will not marry old Prog’s daughter ; — but stay, if I refuse, the old fellow will be furious, and arrest me for the money I owe him, and I have not a shilling in the world. I must arrange that the refusal shall come from him. Ah ! an idea — a double bass idea — my father-in-law does n’t know my handwriting, and an anonymous letter will do the business. ( Sits down.) I ’ll say I’m a drunkard, a gambler, and a libertine, without honor or honesty, morals or conduct; a liar, a scoundrel, and every¬ thing else that is respectable in that way. { Writing at table r.) “ I heard, sir, that you are on the point of uniting your daughter ”— um — um — um — Grizzle enters from room r. h., 1 e. {Rain.) Grizzle. {Crosses l.) My usual luck ! I’ve broken two strings. I must go and buy some. Tom. The devil! I *m not alone. AND MY OLD UMBRELLA. B Griz. There is a shop close at hand. (Perceiving Tomk ;-s.) iih i who’s that ? Tom. I have never seen this person before ; ’t is a new servant, no doubt. ( Writes again.) Griz . Can this be the intended of the young lady, or only the cousin ? Tom. There, it is done. (Folding letter.) Griz . ( Going to window , in flat , r.) Let me see if it rains, still. Tom. Now for the address. Griz. Pouring ! — never mind ; I ’ll run through it, ’t is not far. (Going.) Tom. I say, my friend ! Griz. His friend ! Tom. Do you know if there is a twopenny post-office in this neigh¬ borhood ? Griz. There is one opposite the music-shop. (Sulkily.) Tom. Is it far ? Griz. About one hundred and fifty yards. Tom. Far enough to get wet; and this letter should be put into the office directly. Griz. Give me your letter, and I will throw it into the box as I pass. (Takes it.) Tom. Thank you, my good man. By the by, I can lend you an umbrella. Griz. An umbrella ! Do you mean to insult me ? Tom. Hey ! Griz. (At the door.) I had one once, a family relic — no matter, no matter. Tom. I assure you, my dear fellow — (Rain.) Griz. (Going up to him.) Your dear fellow! That’s what my wife used to say, and when it rained, as it does now, would keep me dry as hay — no matter ; your umbrella! ha ! ha ! ha ! your um¬ brella ! (Exit , d. in f.) Tom. A monstrous queer fellow ! What the devil did he mean ? Never mind, he has done me a service ; thanks to him, I can have an interview with my intended before I leave the house, and adroitly pre¬ pare her for the rupture I meditate. Ah ! here she is ! Enter Dinah, d. in f. Dinah, (l.) Did you wish to see me ? Tom. (r.) I am always wishing to see you, charming Dinah ; but I fear the wish is not reciprocal on your part. Din. Have I said anything to make you think that your presence was disagreeable to me ? Tom. No ; but yet, in spite of yourself, I have perceived — per¬ haps another more fortunate than myself— Din. Another ! What would you say, sir? Enter George, d. in f. Tom. Your cousin, doubtless, can answer for me. Din George! 5 Tom. Come in, Mr. Allen ; come in, sir. George. How I detest the fellow ! (Aside.) Tom. I am sorry ; one too many, I perceive. ! 10 MY YOUNG WIFE, Geo. What do you say, sir ? Tom Nothing ; but there are secrets that have not escaped my penetration. No, my friends, you do not know me. Augustus Tom¬ kins, the natural protector of love and harmony, disunite two hearts beating in unison ? Never ! No — I ’ll sacrifice myself for you. Your happiness shall be mine. No thanks — adieu ! What I feel here will reward me sufficiently. Adieu—be happy ’. be happy ! . (Runs off , d. in r.) Geo. What does this mean ? Explain. Din. Why, he, no doubt, knows you have paid your addresses to m *Geo. He knows that I love you, and you think that he is generous enough to resign you? Hope returns to me. f Din. You conclude too fast; there is still my father s consent "t^Never fear ; I have some good news for him — news that will make him happy. Din. Indeed ! then I begin to have hopes myselt. Geo. You love me, then? 0, celestial cousin ! (Kisses her hand.) Grizzle appears at door in f. Geo. The devil! (Runs off, door L.H..U Tin. A stranger ! . '(-Run* off, door R. h., H) Griz. So, so. I’ve spoilt their billing and cooing; twas Miss p r0 g_lets a young man kiss her hand before she is married - Hum — hum — they ’re all alike. This it is to teach girls to play Love among the roses,” on the piano ; but, apropos, the young man who confided this letter to me must be mad. As I was putting it into the post, I looked at the address ; and, to my astonishment, I read, lo Peter Prog, Esq. the Peter Prog, who lives here, no doubt; and so I thought I would save the old fellow twopence by delivering it myself. I hate the human race, but, such is my character, I Will always save a man twopence, if I can, when it costs me nothmg. Enter Pjro a, d. in v. Prop, (l.) I could n’t find my nephew at the office. Griz. (r.) Talk of the devil — Mr. Prog. Proa. Ah, Mr. Grizzle ! is the piano in order? Griz. Not yet — an accident; these sort of things are always hap¬ pening to me particularly ; but that’s nothing — there is a letter for you. Prop. A letter ! from my nephew 7 Griz. Very likely, he looked like one of the family. Prop . Yes, he’s a fine fellow ! ( Opening letter.) Griz. I merely meant in manners. , , Prog. (Trying to read.) The - he - hear - hum-what a scrawl! ’tis impossible to .decipher a syllable ; only look at it. ( Giv¬ ing letter to Grizzle.) _ .. . - 0 . Griz. Really, it seems to have been written by a fly that has acc - dentally dropped into the ink. AND MY OLD UMBRELLA. 11 Prog. What ’s the signature ? Griz. It has none. Prog . ’T is very singular. Griz . I think I can make it out. {Beading.) “I hear, sir, that you are on the point of uniting,’* — Surely I know this hand. Prog. Why do you stop? Griz. Be quiet, be quiet — “on the point of u-uniting your daughter to Mr. Augustus Tomkins. I think it necessary to warm you ” — eh ! warm you? Prog. To warn you. Griz. It looks exactly like warm — “ to warn you that he is a lib¬ ertine, a bad-conducted fellow, and a gambler.” Prog. What an atrocious calumny ! Griz. Mr. Anonymous may be a rival. Prog. Ah, true, my nephew ! The rascal has disguised his hand. Griz. I should think so, or else he was educated before charity- schools were in vogue. Prog. Go on. Griz. “ At this very moment he is living with a young woman whom he has carried off from her husband.” {Laughing.) Ha ! ha ! capital ! capital! Prog. It makes you laugh, then. Griz. Yes, yes ; I have a sort of ferocious joy on such occasions. Another husband deceived, ha ! ha ! ha ! — so much the better ; the more the merrier. {Laughing.) Ha ! ha ! ha ! Prog. Go on, go on. Griz. “You will not doubt what I advance, when you know the lady’s name.” Ah ! ha ! now we shall know who she is. Prog. It seems to delight you. Griz. To be sure, to be sure; you never had a wife taken from you, or you’d be as pleased as I am — “ This young woman is called Emma ” — 0 Lord ! I’m very ill. {Sinks into a chair.) Prog. Emma! {Taking letter.) Griz. I must have made a mistake. Prog. No; “ Emma, and her husband is Mr. Gregory Grizale, pianoforte-tuner.” Why, that’s you ! Griz. Yes, yes ; I am the unhappy wretch ! 0, villanous Tom¬ kins ! I shall know you at last. You, then, have carried off my umbrella. Prog. Still, I ’ll not believe that Tomkins — Griz. But I ’ll believe it. Where is he ? Where does he live ? Name his place of abode, that I may annihilate him, crush him to bits ? Prog. Don’t put yourself in a passion. Griz. Why not? I ought to be in a passion, and I will be so. Has he not left me for the last fortnight exposed to all the inclemencies of society and the weather? Prog . Still you must not condemn him unheard. Griz. But I will condemn him unheard. Prog. I’ll go to him, and if he doesn’t justify himself, I will find another son-in-law — I can afford it. Griz. Perhaps you can, but I can’t afford it. But where shall I find another family umbrella ? 15 OF ILL L r B 12 MY YOUNG WIFE, Prog. Will you wait for me here till the affair is explained ? Griz. Well, well, I will ; but make haste, for I ’m in such a state ot nervous excitement I shall do something desperate. ( Takes up a chaii and flourishes it over his head.) Prog. Be calm, be calm ! I ’ll return immediately. ( Exit d. in f.) Griz. Now, Tomkins! damnable Tomkins ! you cannot escape me. Hide yourself where you will, I ’ll find you — stay ; on enter¬ ing this room, a little while ago, the individual who was kissing Miss Prog’s hand, — if it should be Tomkins ! — he is there in that room. ( Pointing to door , l.) 0 heavens ! thoughts of murder and blood flash across my mind. (George appearing at door l., with the umbrella.) George . Mr. Prog does not come, so I ’ll return to the counting- house, notwithstanding the rain. Griz . There he is. Geo. I have taken the liberty of borrowing this umbrella, which I found in the room. Griz. (r.) Umbrella ! my umbrella, by all that’s horrible ! ’T is he, no doubt — Tomkins, the destroyer of my peace. Geo. ( Going.) I ’ll bring it back at night. Griz . You shall not stir. ( Standing before the door in F.) Geo. What would you with me, friend? Griz. I have found you at last, wretch ! Look at me ! Let me examine you face to face ! He’s not even good-looking. Geo. Sir, I am as fond of a joke as any man, from those I know ; but from you, a total stranger— Griz. A stranger ! You don’t know me ! but you shall, you shall ( Mysteriously.) Grizzle? Geo. No. Griz . Pianoforte-tuner ? Geo. No. Griz. Air-street? Geo. No. Griz. Husband of Emma ? Geo. No. Griz. No ! you don’t know me ? But you have got my umbrella, infamous robber 1 Do you know me now ? Do you deny my um¬ brella? Geo. Does it belong to you, then ? Griz. You know it does. Geo. For what do you take me, then ? Griz. For a reptile, a knave of hearts, a thief! Geo. This is beyond bearing, and if you persist— ( Raising umbrella.) Griz. Strike — do — assassinate me — put the finishing blow to your crimes, and bring yourself to the gallows ! Ah ! you dare not do it ; you fear the scaffold, coward that you are ! (In a sepulchral voice.) The scaffold ! the scaffold ! Geo. Stand out of the way then. Griz. You stir not hence — give me back my wife! Where is she ? Where is she — where is Emma ? Geo. Once more, will you leave me alone ? Griz. Give me back my wife. AND MY OLD UMBRHLLA. 13 Geo. Go to the devil! Gnz. Then let me go to my wife." You won’t? — then keep her; ’twill be a sufficient punishment ; but, at least, give me back my umbrella ; my wife is culpable, but my umbrella — give me back my umbrella. Geo. Are you mad ? Griz. Yes—my umbrella, my umbrella ! {Seizing it.) Geo. You shall not have it. {Holding it.) Griz. Leave go, sir, leave go ! ( Pulling.) Geo. I won’t! I won’t! {Pulling.) Griz. 0, you thief! you unfeeling robber ! {Pulling.) Enter Dinah d. r. h., 1 e. Dinah. What is the meaning of this noise ? Griz. Come here, Miss {Pulling), and let your presence con¬ found him. George. Don’t listen to him, Dinah ; he is mad. Griz. Hold your tongue, you cannibal ! hold your tongue ! I des¬ pise you ! Yes, miss ; this man, who is making love to you, is a vil¬ lain — you know you are ! Taking advantage of the rain one day, he walked off with my wife, — a vile seducer ! — and has lived, for the last fortnight, with my umbrella. Din. Good gracious ! Griz. Never marry him, never ! In the first place, I know you would n’t like him — I know you would n’t ; besides, I can give you other reasons — I can, you highway robber, you know I can ! — Mr. Prog knows all about it. Geo. ' Mr. Prog ? Griz. {Letting go the umbrella.) Never mind, you cannot escape me. I go to seek for a letter — your rascally letter ; after that, l will never leave you — never ! Geo. Leave the room, sir ! Enter Tomkins, d. in r. Tomkins. What’s the matter ? Griz. ( To Tomkins.) 0, my dear friend, thanks to you, I shall be revenged ! {To George.) 0, you villain ! Geo. Leave the room, sir, or by Heaven — Griz. The scaffold — the scaffold — Newgate — Monday morning, eight o’clock — my wife — my umbrella ! {Exit, D. in E.) Tom. (c.) What does he mean ? Geo. (l.) Really, I don’t know ; he has been abusing me in an outrageous manner, but for what I cannot imagine. Din. (r.) What he said was very clear ; — your conduct is shame¬ ful. Geo. Why, cousin, he’s mad ! Din. No such thing, sir ; I have seen him at Mrs. Primrose’s often, and I believe everything he has said about you. Geo. Indeed ! {Crosses to her.) He told me just now that he knew you could not bear me. Tom. (l.) What’s all this? A quarrel between two lovers who adore each other. 2 14 MY YOUNG WIFE, Din, I can never love a man of intrigue. Geo. Nor I a coquette. ( Crosses to l.) Tom. (c.) Come, come, be friends ; follow my advice. I have a right to give it, since I have sacrificed my own love. Din. You were wrong, Mr. Tomkins, for ’tis you alone whom I esteem, and I am ready to marry you. Geo. Perfidious woman ! Tom. The devil! this will never do. {Aside.) Din. When my father returns I will tell him so. Tom. I beg pardon, I merely called for my umbrella. 0, you have it in your hand ! Geo. Is this umbrella yours, then? Tom. Certainly. Geo. Indeed ! it was claimed by another person just now. Tom. Mr. Prog will certify to you that it is mine. Geo. {Giving it.) That’s sufficient — I know you — there it is. {Aside.) I’m out of that scrape. Tom. Adieu, my friends — make it up — too happy that your hap¬ piness is my work. {Going to exit through door in f., stopped by Mr. Prog, who enters d. f. ) Prog. Ah ! Tomkins, I have just been to your house. Tom. Indeed ! Prog. (l. c.) I have learnt some fine things about you, sir. Tom. (r. c.) {Aside.) Good ! he has received my letter. Prog. 1 hope you will be able to clear yourself; otherwise I — Ah, nephew ! Well ? Geo. (l.) Some excellent news, — the insurance will be paid to the utmost farthing. Tom. {Aside.) What do I hear? Your farm, then, was insured? Prog. For a third more than its value. Tom. I’ve made a nice thing of this. Father-in-law, I rejoice at your good fortune, and hope you will, at once, fix the day for my union with your charming daughter. Prog. To the point. {Taking out letter.) I have been written to, sir ; I have in my hand a letter relative to you — Tom. A letter ! Prog. Which speaks of all sorts of dreadful things. Yes, sir, it states that you have enticed a certain Emma, the wife of a Mr. Grizzle, pianoforte-tuner, from her home. Din. ’T is he then. Geo. You see how everything comes out. Tom. I have enemies, Mr. Prog, and, above all, a rival ; there he is, and’t is he alone can have written that infamous letter. Geo. (Taking letter from Prog.) Look, uncle, is this my writing ? Tom. Pshaw ! You have, of course, disguised your hand, and he has put the Grizzle affair to my account, when he is the guilty jarty. Din. Just now Mr. Grizzle had a dreadful scene with him. Tom. You hear. Geo. I shall choke with rage. Din. Cousin, your conduct is abominable ! Geo. Mr. Tomkins, we must fight, sir ! Tom. Pooh, nonsense ! Prog. Go, sir, leave the house — I’ve done with you, sir, forever. Geo. My uncle, you arc deceived. AND MY OLD UMBRELLA. 16 Enter Grizzle, door in f. Grizzle. (Pointing out George.) Ah ! there he is ! My dear friend, let me embrace you. (Embraces him.) Prog. Here’s another. Geo. ( l .) You suffocate me. Griz. (l. c) Don’t try to shun my gratitude; you are the most generous of men; yes, you see before you-the most generous of men. Prog, (c.) My friend, have the kindness to speak intelligibly, for upon my word, at present— Griz. Mr. Prog, this morning you saw me melancholy, misanthrop¬ ical ; the chain of my existence was unhinged; I was like a piano with the strings broken, all jar and discord; but now I’m in tune again; for, on entering my house just now, I found— Prog. Your umbrella ? Griz. No; my wife, my Emma ! Tom. (l. c.) (Aside.) Emma ! Griz. The dear Emma threw herself into my arms,—a thing she never did before ; and to whom do I owe this happiness ? To him whom I accused, to this excellent and good friend, Tomkins. (To George.) Geo. You are still in the umbrella error. Griz. Hold your tongue, you perfection of Mr, Tomkins’! let me publish your virtues. Mr. Prog, my wife is very jealous ; my profession of pianoforte-tuner brings me in contact with numberless young ladies. Emma did not like it; she was tenacious of her Grizzle ; so much so that she had almost determined to throw herself into the river. Prog. Well, well. Griz. I should, however, tell you she had taken with her my umbrella. This gentleman (To George), passing at the time, saw, ou Waterloo Bridge, my young wife leaning on the umbrella—no, no on the parapet! He ran and found her drowned— Prog. Drowned ? Griz. In tears. He consoled her, and walked with her home, carry¬ ing in his hand my grandfather’s umbrella, which in his hurry he for¬ got to return. (Shaking George’s hand.) Good creature ! Emma beg¬ ged him to escort her to her aunt’s, who lives at Putney, and J tia that which gave rise to that letter which caused all my suspicions. Prog. Yes, yes, “charming Emma!” Griz. “ Dry your sorrows.” Prog. “ To-morrow about—” Griz. “Two o’clock,” &c. &c., you know it was as well as I do. ( Giving letter to George.) There it is; I return it to you, generouf man. You have triumphed over my blue devils, and I feel again in m, heart love for my fellow-creatures. I wish every one to live a thou¬ sand years, with twenty thousand a year, and a dozen or two of chil¬ dren. The universe has changed its aspect, human nature appears beautiful to me, and the ugliest person seems handsome ;—even you, Prog, look handsome. By the bye, generous man, will you allow* me to ask you what you have done with my umbrella ? Geo. Ask that gentleman there,—he says it belongs to him. Griz. To him ?—has he the effronteiy— Tom. No, Mr. Grizzle, ’tis yours, and I beg leave to return it. Griz. (Taking it hastily.) Very well, sir--being without deli 16 MY YOUNG WIFE* cacy! I say it before Mr. Prog, though he is you? nephew, he is ft being without delicacy. Prog . My nephew ! really, sir, t— Griz. Don’t defend him; ’t was he who wrote tfody s Coat ■> Paris 1 of Dickens Ole Bull jt Tragedy of All NO. 8 Tom and Jerry, and Who’s been Here 9 No Tator, or Man Fish 10 Who Stole the Chickens 11 Upper Ten Thousand 12 Hip Van Winkle NO. 13 Ten Days in the Tombs 14 Two Pompeys 15 Running the Blockade 16 Jeemes the Poet 17 Intelligence Office 13 Echo Band NO. 19 Deserters 20 Deaf as a Post 21 Dead Alive 22 Cousin Joe’s Visit 23 Boarding School 24 Academy of Stars Make-Airs l Cox A States Mail opers id s Cabin .ival Lovers ham Doctor Millers kins and his Dinah 'uack Doctor ystic Spell ack Statue Jeff Sschievous Nigger 1 or* 1r QhAamftVpr NO. 17 The Magic Penny 18 The Wreck [ ny Cupids 19 Oh Hushl or The Virgin- 20 The Portrait Painter 21 The Hop of Fashion 22 Bone Squash 23 The Virginia Mummy 24 Thieves at the Mill 25 Comedy of Errors 2 1 Les Miserables 27 New Year’s Calls 2£ Troublesome Servant 2ff Great Arrival 30 Rooms to Let 31 Black Crook Burlesque 32 Ticket Taker NO. 48 Fighting for the Union 49 Hamlet the Dainty 50 Corsican Twins 51 Deaf — in a Horn 52 Challenge Dance 53 De Trouble begins at Nine 54 Scenes at Gurney’s 55 16,000 Y ears Ago 56 Stage-struck Darkey 57 Black Mail lClothes 58 Highest Price for Old 59 Howls from the Owl Train 60 Old Hunks 61 The Three Black Smiths 62 Turkeys in Season NO. 33 Hypochondriac 34 William Tell 35 Rose Dale 38 Feast 87 Fenian Spy 38 Jack’s the Lad 39 Othello 40 Camille 41 Nobody’s Son 42 Sports on a Lark 43 Actor and Singer 44 Shylock 45 Quarrelsome Servants 46 Haunted House _ _ 47 No Cure, No Pay /lack Shoemaker Tony Denier’s Parlor Pantomimes.—In Ten Parts, 25 Cts. eaeh. No. V.— The Viyandiere ; or, The Daughter of the Regiment. Dame Trot and her Comical Cat; or, The Misfortunes of Johnny Greene. No. VI.— Godenski; or, The Skaters of Wilnau. The Enchanted Horn ; or, The Witches’ Gift. No. VII.— The Soldier for Love ; or, A Hero In Spite of Himself. Simeon’s Mishaps; or, The Hungarian Rendezvous. No. VIII.— The Village Ghost; or, Love and t Murder both Found Out. The Fairies’ Frolic; —M. Dechalumeau; or^ The Birthday or, The Good Wife s Three Wishes. No. IX.— The Rose of Sharon ; or, The Unlucky Fisherman. Pongo, the Intelligent Ape, and the Unfortunate Overseer. A Memoir of the Author. By Sylvester , Esq. How to Express the Various •vs, Actions, etc. The Four Lovers ; or, ties’ Rendezvous. The Frisky Cobbler ; Rival Artisans. |-The Rise and ProgR3ss of Pantomime, hoolmaster ; or the School in an Uproar. of Madrid; or, a Muleteer’s Bride. La s Blanche ; or, The Lovers’ Stratagem. M. Dechalumeau ; or, The Birthday .The Demon Lover; or, The Frightened ^y. Robert Macaire ; or, Les Deux Fugitifs. V.—Jocko, the Brazilian Ape; or, The )ievous Monkey. The Conscript ; or, How to i the Draft. The Magic Flute ; or, The Ma¬ li’s Spell. No. X.— Mons. Toupet the Dancing Barber ; or, Love and Lather. Vol au Vent and the Millers ; or, A Night's Adventures. Samuel French, Publisher, , the above sent by Mail or Express, on receipt of price. 122 Nassau Street (Up STAIRS). I New and Explicit Descriptive Catalogue Mailed Free on Request. FRENCH’S MINOR DRAMA > Price 16 Cents each.— Bound Volumes $1.26. VOL. I. 1 The IriBh Attorney 2 Boots at the Swan S How to pay the Rent 4 The Loan of a Lover 5 Th* Dead Shot 6 His Last Legs 7 The Invisible Prince 8 The Golden Farmer VOL. II. 9 Pride of the Market 10 Used Up 11 The Irish Tutor 12 The Barrack Room 13 Luke the Laborer 14 Beauty and the Beer’: 15 St. Patrick’s Eve 16 Ceptain of the Watch VOL. III. 17 Tfre Secret [pers 13 White Horse o' tho Pep- 19 The Jacob if 20 The Bottle 21 Box and Cox 22 Bamboozling 23 Widow's Victim 24 Robert Macaire VOL, IV. 25 Secret Service 26 Omnibus 27 Irish Lion 28 Maid of Croissy 20- The Old Guar 1 30 Raising the Wind 31 Slasher and Crasher 32 Naval Engagements VOL. V. S3 Oocknies in California 34 Who Speaks First 35 Bombastes Furioso 36 Macbeth' Travestie 37 Irish Ambassador 38 Delicate Ground VOL. X. fc 73 Ireland and America 74 Pretty Piece of Business 75,Irish Broom-maker 76 To Paris and Back for Five Pounds 77 That Blessed Baby 78 Our Gal 79 Swiss Cottage 80 Young Widow VOL. XI. 81 O’Flannigan and the Fa- 82 It UiPo?t [ries 83 My Neighbor’s Wife 84 Irish Tiger 8 5 W. P. or Man and Tiger 86 To Oblige BenBon 87 State Secrets 88 Irish Yank to VOL. XII. 89 A Good Fellow 90 Cherry and Fair Star 91 Gale Breezily 92 Our Jemimy S3 Miller’ £ Maid 94 Awkward Arrival 95 Crossing the Line 96 Conjugal Lesson VOL. XIII. 97 My Wife’s Mirror 93 Life in New York 99 Mid2y Ashore 190 Crown Prinoe 101 Two Queens 102 Thumping Legacy 103 Unfinished Gentleman 104 House Dog VOL. XIV. 105 The Demon Lover [106 Matrimony 107 In and Out of Place 108 I Dine with My Mother 109 Hi-a-wa-tha 39 The Weathercock [Gold,, A l0 Andy Blake 40 A.11 that Glitters is Not'111 Love in ’76 VOL. VI. 41 Grimshaw, Bagshaw and Bradshaw 42 Rough Diamond 43 Bloomer Costume 44 Two Bonnycastles 45 Born to Good Luck 46 Kiss in the Dark [jurer 47 'Twould Puzzle a Con- 48 Kill or Cure VOL. VII. 49 Box and Cox Married and 60 St. Cupid [Settled 51 Go-to-bed Tom 62 Tbe Lawyers 5 3 Jack Sheppard 54 The Toodles 65 The Mobcap 66 Ladies Beware VOL. VIII. 67 Morning Call 58 Pop ping the Question 59 Deaf as a Post 60 New Footman 61 Pleasant Neighbor 62 Paddy the Piper 63 Brian O’Linn 64 Irish Assurance VOL. IX. 65 Temptation 66 Paddy Carey 67 Two Gregories 68 King Charming 69 Po-ca-hon-tas 70 Clockmaker’s Hat 71 Married Rake 72 Love and Murder VOL. XXXVII. JOT 411 tbe World’s a Stage ar.’i* y nash, or Nigger Practice *31 Turn Him Out 302 t »3 An°efof the Attic 291 (’ir-Mirostances alter Cases 206 ka.t> O’Sheal i?f A Snpjiet in Dixie [ties 112 Romance under Difficul- VOL. XV. 113 One Coat for 2 Suits 114 A Decided Case 115 Daughter [nority 116 No; or, the Glorious Mi¬ ll! Coroner’s Inquisition 118 Love in Humble Life 119 Family Jars 120 Personation VOL. XVI. 121 Children in the Wood 122 Winning a Husband 123 Day after the Fair 124 Make Your Wills 125 Rendezvous 126 My Wife's Husband 127 Monsieur Tonson 128 Illustrious Stranger VOL. XVII 129 Mischief-Making [Mines 130 A Live Woman in the 131 The Corsair 132 Shylock 133 Spoiled Child 134 Evil E^e 135 Nothing to Nurse 136 Wanted a Widow VOL. XVIII. 137 Lottery Ticket 138 Fortune’s Frolic 139 Is be Jealous ( i.40 Married Bachelor 141 Husoand at Sight 142 .irishman in London 143 Animal Magnetism 144 Highways and By-Way* VOL. XXXVIII. 297 lei on -le Francr.L 298 Who killed Cock Robin 299 Decimation of Independence 300 Head* or Tails 301 Obstinate Family 202 My Aunt 303 That Rascal Pat 304 Don Paddy de Bazan yi VOL. VII. 145 Columbus 146 Harlequin Bluebeard 147 Ladies at Home 148 Phenomenon in a Smock Frock 149 Comedy and Tragedy 150 Opposite Neighbors lol Dutchman’s Ghost 152 Persecuted Dutchman VOL. XX. 153 Musard Ball 154 Great Tragic Revival 155 High Low Jack & Game 156 A Gentleman from Ire- 157 Tom and Jerry [land 158 Village Lawyer 159 Captain’s not A-miss 160 Amateurs and Actors VOL. XXI. 161 Promotion fual 162 A Fascinating Individ- 163 Mrs. Caudle 164 Shc.kspeare’s Dream 165 Neptune’s Defeat 166 Lady of Bedchamber 167 Take Care of Little 168 Irish Widow [ Charley VOL. XXII. 169 Yankee Peddlar ,170 Hiram Hireout 7> ih 7 s-Bedded Roo"' •ama IXjfendeuL 173 Vermont Wool Dealer 174 Ebem zer Vehtiye [ter 175 Princioles from v harac- 176 Lady of the Lake (Trav) VOL. XXIII. 177 Mad Dogs 178 Barney the Baron 179 Swiss Swains 180 Bachelor’s Bedroom 181 A Roland for an Oliver 182 More B'- nders than One 183 Dumb R ile 184 Limerick Boy VOL. XXIV. 185 Nature and Philosophy 186 Teddy the Tiler 187 Spectre Bridgroom 188 Matteo F: coue 189 Jenny Lind 190 Two Buzzards 191 Happy Man 182 Betsy Baker VOL. XXV. 193 No. 1 Round the Corner 194 Teddy Roe 195 Object of Interest 196 My Fellow Clerk -197 Bengal Tiger Laughing Hyena 199 The Victor Vanquished 200 Our Wife VOL. XXVI. 201 My Husband’s Mirror 202 Yankee Land. 203 Norah Creina Good for Nothing 205 The First Night 206 The Eton Boy 207 Wandering Minstrel Wanted, 1000 Milliners VOL. XXVII. 208 Poor Pitcoddy 210 The Mummy i Glasses 211 Don’t Forget your Opera. 212 Love in Livery 213 Anthony and Cleopatra 214 Trying It On. 215 Stage Struck Yankee 216 Young Wife & Old Um¬ brella VOL. XXIX. [ture 305 Too Much for Good Na- H06 Cure for the Fidgets 307 Jack’s the Lad 308 Much A do about Nothing VOL. XXVIII, 217 Crinoline 218 A Family Falling 219 Adopted Child 229 Turned Heads ] 221 A Match in the Dai 222 Advice to Husb?,n( 223 Siamese Twins 124 Sent to the Tower VOL. XXIX 225 Somebody Else 226 Ladies' Battle (227 Art of Acting 228 The Lady of the L| 229 The Fights of Mar ? Gh *7 .maj 230 My Husband’ 231 Two Can P Game 232 Fighting by I VOL. X 233 Unprotected 234 Pet of the Petticoa 235 Forty and Fifty 236 Who Stole the P, 237 My Son Diana 238 Unwarrantable 239 Mr. and Mrs. Wh 240 A Quiet Family VOL. XXXI. 241 Cool fts Cucambe' 242 Sudden Thought. 243 Jumbo Jum 244 A Blighted Bein^ 245 Little Toddlekins 246 A Lover by Proxy 247 Maid with the 3k 248 Perplexing Predi< VOL. XXXII. 249 Dr. Dilworth 250 Out to Nurse 251 A Lucky Hit 252 The Dowager 253 Metamora (Buries 254 Dreams of Delusio 255 The Shalt er Lover 256 Ticklish Times VOL. XXXIII. 257 20 Minutes withi 253 Miralda: or, the of Tacon 259 A Soldier’s Oou 260 Servants by 1 261 Dying for Love 262 Alarming Saci; 263 Valet de Sham' 264 Nicholas Nickh 309 Artful Dodger 310 Winning Hazard 311 Day’s Pishing [4c. 312 Did you ever send your, VOL. XXXI 265 The Last of the King Rene’s D 267 The Grotto Nym 268 A Devilish Good 269 A Twice Told T' 270 Pas de Fascina 271 Revolutionary ' 272 A Man Without VOL. XXX\ 273 The Olio, Part 274 The Olio, Par t 275 The Olio, Part 276 The Trumpeter’ 277 Seeing Warren 278 Green Mountai 279 That Nose 280 Tom Noddy’s S VOL. XXX 281 Shocking Eve; 2S2 A Regular Fir 283 Diqk Turpin 284 Young Scamp 285 Young Actresr 1 286 Call at No. 1--' 287 One Touch of 288 Two B'hoya VOL. XXX 313 An Irishman’s 314 Cousin Fannie 315 ’Tisthe Darkest H 316 Masquerade [lor 317 Crowding the Seas 318 Good Night’s Res 319 Man with theCai 320 Terrible Tinker SAMUEL FRENCH 4 SON, 123 Nassau Strbkt, Nkw York. UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS-URBANA