*— ^^y^-x. -v^^^-* >f<.-v-w> V..->^r^-^- ««--->*»-"j'<» ■ •- ■■ >,•»■ IT ^^ _ .fc^ ■ -- ■ 'IT rc::\ . X^v n-.^. . ■" /£r-rirc>. ';■:"• '?"^''l«••*,•■»*.- ;^^' i>_ V- t*.*-x:tfC; -";yRTS AND CONDITIONS Of MBN ' *1IIE REVOLT OK MAN* •tmk captains' koo.m' etc. IN TIlkKi: NoI.LMKS VOL. I. 1*01) bo 11 CHATTO cS: WINDUS. LICCADILLV 1883 V. I CONTENTS OF THE FIRST VOLUME. CH.VITER TAOK IXTRODUCTIOX— TUE PKIZE OF TflE GOLDEN APPLE . 1 P.iiiT I.-TIIE MAKIXG OF A MAN. I. THE VILLAGE GREEN II. THE FORBST OF HAINAULT III. WHAT TUERE IS OUISIDE IV. A NEW SHAME V. THE CONFESSIONS OF A PHILOSOPHER VI. THE TYRANNY OF THE THOUGHT VII. SAMSON AND DELILAH . VIII. IN THE CIIAMUEU . . . . IX. POET UNTO POET .... I. THE TEACHING OF ART . XI. THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE . XII. THE GRE.\T CONSPIRACY II 1 1. THREE PROPOSAIJ^ .... XIV. THE BANQUET .... IV. biver'b legacy . . . . 21 43 6G 84 lUO 119 141 J CO 179 195 213 239 247 2Ci} 29fl ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR. IXTEODUCTIOX. THE PKIZn: OF Till': GOLDEX AITLE. If tlic montlis of the year are feminine, like the fleeting liours, then the most feminine, the most variable, the greatei^t coquette of the ^vliole twelve, is that nymph whom we call May — -fol qui sy fie. She is inconstant ; she never remains of tlie same mind ; she is faithless ; she is full of whims ; sometimes she is so sweet and charming that she carries all hearts, not by savage assault, but by tlie mere asj^ect and sight of her. Sometimes she is so full of smiles and winning ways that men, looking upon each other, wonder how any could be found to speak a word in her dispraise ; she sings, and laughs, VOL. I. B 2 ALL IX A CARD EX FAIR. and crowns herself with flowers, iind trips with light foot and careless ease over meadows ankle-deep with buttercups. During these her happy moods we all fall to being happy too ; every poet thinks of rhymes to fit a sonnet ; every musician reaches down his fiddle ; and everywhere there is such a twanging of lyres, singing of madrigals, dancing of ballads, war- bling of ditties, and universal chorus of praise, that it is enough to turn the head of any god- dess, to say nothing of a mere minor deity and simple country nymph. And all in a moment — lo I — she changes ; she frowns ; she is cold ; she sings no longer ; she puts on sad- coloured robes ; she is as forbidding as poor !Miss February with her sealskins, her red nose her frozen toes, and the cold in her head. Alas ! poor May. Then the lyre, the theorbo, the viol, the bagpipe, the scrannel straw, the lute, the dulcimer, tabor, and pipe are all, with one consent, silenced and put upon the shelves; the musicians sit down, sad ; the poets tear up their unfinished lays ; the sonirs cease ; every- ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR. 3 body goes home ; doors and windows are shut tight, and tlic poor maid is left out of doors all in the cold, deploring, alone in her gloom to lament her caprice. Yet another hour, and she forgets her ill-humour ; we forgrt it too : she is once more the sweet, the lovely, the blushing, merry, and merry-making month of May ; we are grovelling slaves again. It was in the evening of, perhaps, the most lovely day that this fickle goddess ever vouch- safed to England that four children wxre play- iniT toirether under the trees of an ancient forest. The sun was going down, and the west walit become beautiful. As yet, no one except a prophet (of whom there are lamentably few nowadays, and those few have their hands full of other things) could say anything about the child but that she was singularly like her lather, only, a very un- common thing, she had deep blue eyes, with dark eyebrows and black hair. This com- bination, so far as one can learn, happens 8 ALL LN A GARDEN FAIR. nowadays hardly anywhere except in Tasmania, where it has been accounted for on various scientific grounds, such as, that the soil is strongly impregnated Avith phosphate — a thing in itself quite sufficient to account for anything ; and that the air is remarkably charged with ozDne — what cannot ozone effect? — and that the proximity of the South Pole w411 account for everything not previously explained. All these reasons are excellent, and enable us to see quite satisfactorily why Tasmanian ladies get black hair and blue eyes. Br,t they do not apply to Mademoiselle Claire, because she never was in Tasmania, and, I believe, is not likely to go there. The question wliy she got blue eyes and black hair may therefore be referred to the Eoyal Society. She looked at them WTCstling and running, just as happily without her as with her, regret- fully. She had thought, i)erhaps, tliiit they would follow her and sit down on the trunk beside her, and refuse to play any longer because she would i)lay no longer. At least, ALL AV A GARDEN FAIR. g she did not think that they would go on just as if she were not in existence. Boys are truly horrid creatures. They are born witli none of the fnier shades. And neglect is the greatest insult one human being can offer to another. Presently she slipped off her seat upon the trunk and opened the lid of a basket. They had been having a little inconsiderable picnic, a cheap picnic, with cold tea in a bottle, and bread and butter, and bread and honey, and a little fruit. The bottle was empty, and the bread and butter and honey were all eaten up. But there was lying, iu the corner, the last of the oranges. She took it out. ' Papa,' she said, ' shall the boys race for it ? ' ' They shall,' replied her father. ' We will finish with a race. Boys,' he shouted, ' we will finish with a race — Claire holds the prize. The course shall be — what? Then, mark it out for yourselves.' He looked on with a smile, which was not lo ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. tlie smile of benevolence, or of affection, or of good manners, or of condescension, or of in- terest or anticipation, because he really did not care about the excitement of the race at all, but of philosophy. He smiled, because he remarked the little coquetry of his daughter and the emulation of the boys. As for Claire, the suns] line returned to her face, the sky Avas clear again, the wind was warm ; the boys were going to fight for her gifts ; any woman at any age appreciates this discernment of beauty. Her eyes were bright and her black locks were blown across her face. The boys meanwhile, as if a kingdom depended on the result, measured the ground, pacing side by side. When they were quite satisfied tliat they had got an exact two liundred yards they stood in a line awaiting the signal. ' She holds,' murmured M. riiilipon, ' the gift of the golden apple. This was long ago the cause of discord, and she is happy because she has it to bestow. Instead of three god- ALL IN A GARDEN L^AJR. ii desses I see tliree schoolboys ; instead of a shepherd tliere is a girl. Why does one think of Paris ? Yet they will all grow up, and per- haps some day the golden apple will be a golden ring, and .... aha ! Claire, my angel, thou wilt be worth many golden apples. Are you ready, brave boys ? Eeady all ? Go ! ' When he dropped his handkerchief the lads started with a rush. The biggest and tallest of them took the lead and kept it. He was closely pressed by a slighter-built boy, who promised to make a good second ; long behind these two toiled the third, who Avas of shorter frame and ran as if he were in bad condition, panting laboriously yet not giving in. 'Will wins,' said the philosopher. * Happy boy ! he is born to win everything. The world is his, because he is strong and brave and not too clever. Tiiose arrive — Uein? — who are not so much cleverer than their neighbours. To have too many ideas is to be inconipris, un- comprchended ; no one understood my ideas 12 ALL IX A GARDEX FAIR. when I was young. The world belongs to Will Xo ! he loses ! the boy with many thoughts wins — no — it is over — tliey are even. Now, in the big race which may come after- wards, to wliom would the girl bestow^ the j^rize ? An orange or an apple may be divided in halves, but a woman ? No ; she is like the Eepublic, One and Indivisible.' In fact the race seemed in the first boy's hands ; he was ten clear feet ahead, tliere were but twenty feet between liim and the girl, who clapped her hands and cried out ; he turned to laugh at tlie second : it was a sad example of pride before a fall ; his foot caught in a tuft of grass and he was grassed. He was up in a moment, but he was already overlapped, and although he made up tlie difference it was a dead heat, and tliey were in neck and neck. Tlic third boj^ continued the race long after it was hopeless, and came in witli a smiling and satisfied face. Tlie Frenchman patted this boy on the head approvingly. ALL LN A GARDEN FAIR. 13 'You did well,' lie said. 'Never know that you are beaten. Then j'ou will always feel the pride of victory. My daughter, divide the prize into four portions and give Olinthus one of the quarters.' ' I Avas winning easily,' cried the tallest lad. He was as handsome a boy as you may wish to see anywhere, with clear, fresh complexion and brave outlook ; a lad of mettle who liked fair fighting and the rigour of the game ; a boy with plenty of ability, as was shown by his broad forehead and clear-cut nostril, yet perhaps without the yearning for books which makes a scholar and a writer. ' Ha ! ha ! ' laughed the other. ' So you were, Will; I own that. All the better for me that you fell down.' ' All fair, Allen. But it is a beastly sell.' Allen laughed again. He was a much handsomer boy, but his face wanted the strength that lay in the other's ; his eyes were full and light, his lips were mobile, his forehead was hiirh rather than broad. 14 ALL IX A GARDEN FAIR. Claire liesitated between the two. While she hesitated Will took the prize out of her hand. ' We will divide it,' he said, ' as your father orders. And Tommy shall have his quarter.' ' The ])rizcs of life, my sons,' observed M. riiilipon, sententiousl}' — he really was a most profound philosopher, and so lonir as he could say what seemed a good thing was careless whether or no it was new — ' the prizes of life are bestowed, not at random, as foolish people think, but by fixed rules ; they are not given to the men who run fastest, but to those who run most wisely. Combine, Will, prudence with swiftness. Then doubt not the issue, but run with courage. As for Olinthus ' ' Tommy was out of it from the beginning,' said Will, interrupting in the truthful but brutal manner common among boys. ' If it had been a three-mile, or even a one- mile course,' said Tommy, ' you fellows would have seen — as for your little hundred-yard races, it is only a rusji. Give me a long course.' ALL IX A CARD EX J AIR. 15 ' As for Olinthus,' continued M. Pliilipon, ' let him continue to run bravely, short course or long course, and many prizes will be his.' Olinthus, commonly called Tonuny, blushed to the roots of his hair. Nobody noticed this proof of modesty, because his face was already so red from the running that no amount of blushes could have deepened that hue. It was a blush absolutely wasted. At a later age, when blushes are rare, this might have caused subsequent regret. Who would not wish to retain that bUish which adorns the cheek of youth when good deeds come to light ? Wliy, it is an incentive to good deeds. Titus blushed daily. ]^ut Tommy did not mind. Ho Avas, as I have said, short of figure and bruad of shoulder, his legs were sturdy, his fiice broad and rather flat, and his nose was a little turned uj) at the end. rerha])s he was only a com- monplace boy to look at. He who makes it the business of his pilgrimage to watch his fellow-men becomes something like a portrait painter, inasmuch as he finds no one common- i6 ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR, place. At fourteen a flice, however plain, may mean a great many things — there are infinite possibiUties in every young face on which his- tory has not yet set a mark ; at five-ancl- twenty the number of tliese possibiUties begins to be counted ; at forty there is a stamp upon it ; at sixty there is the indelible seal of a life's history upon it. Tommy's face as yet was the face of possibihty, and to ordinary observers its range, so to speak, was limited. Yet you sluiU see to what lieights this Tommy subsequently lose. When they liad eaten their orange Claire packed up the basket, and they all began to stroll homewards. Ey this time the sun had disappeared and the evening was upon them. First walked tlie girl between AYill and Olin- thus, and they all three chattered together and pretended to know everything. Boys of thirteen are encyclopaedias of information ; like the great mediasval scholars, they know all that there is to know ; or, which is exactly the same thing, they know all that they talk about, from the ALL IX A GARPEX FAIR. 17 liyssop to the oak, and from Bunny to Bclie- motli. M. Pliilipon walked behind \vitli Allen. When the sun had quite gone down, there fell upon the forest an awful sense of the mysterious deepening twilight. The tln'ee who led tlie way took hands and dropped into silence ; only now and then Tommy shouted, just to keep up his spirits and to show that the more awful the outward look of things, the higher his courage rose. Allen was perfectly silent, and presently his companion saw that his eyes were wide open, luminous, gazing steadily before him, yet seeing nothing, and his lips parted. He watched the boy awhile, then spoke softly. ' Boy, shall I tell your thoughts ? ' The boy started and laughed ; he was called back to himself. ' If you can, sir.' ' When the sun sank behind the trees, your courage fell ; you became sad ; you began to long' for something ; you expected something. vor.. [. c i8 ALL L\ A uARDJiX J'AIR. Xow tlie wind is like a voice to you, but you do not know what it says ; the trees beckon to you witli long arms, but you do not know why; beneath the branches in the deep blackness ai"e caves filled with things wonderful and myste- rious ; you would wish to penetrate these dark caverns and fight the devils which hide there, but you do not know how to begin, nor where to begin.' The boy interrupted him. ' How do you know, sir ? ' ' Because, my son, I too have been a boy. There are some boys with whom their dreams linger ; mostly they die away and are forgotten. There are other boys, but not many, ^^hose dreams take shape and live in words. Per- haps you may be one of these boys. Who knows ? ' ' And yet,' he said to him.self, ' I suppose there will be nothing for it but \\\q 'petit commis — the little clerk. Poor boys ! The pity of it!' PART I. THE MAKING OF A MAN CHAPTER I. THE VILLAGE GREEX. All the houses of the vilhige stand along one side of a broad road which leads, like all other roads, to London and to Eo.r.e. It is not a high-road, and has but little trafTic. It is only a road which connects one small town with another small town — Romford, in fact, with Chi})ping Ongar. When the road was con- structed there was so mucli ground to spare that they did not trouble about breadth, and allowed to remain a belt of grass t\venty, thirty, j or forty feet wide on the side of it. The houses of the village vary in size from the great square villa set in a great square garden, to the little cottage of four rooms built of i)lanks painted white, with a high pointed gable and porch 22 AIJ. L\ A uAKPKX FAIR. overgi'own with jessainiue. Naturally, because Ave always have tlie poor with us, there are more small cottages than there are great villas. If there were any ragged children they would use the green side of the road for a playground ; but there are none, for tliis is not a country village at all, but a suburban viUage. On the green, in place of the children, you may see when the day is fine certain elderly gentlemen walking together : it is their Exchange, their boulevard, their place for conversation. One summer morning, about half-past eight or nine o'clock, there were three of these habitues already out upon the green. Two of these were standini]^ toorether in the shade of the tree : one, Sir Charles Withy- comb, ex Lord Mayor of London, was a little old gentleman witli a short nose and white hair, a ruddy cheek and a twinkling eye, a cheerful face and a ready smile — an old gentleman who might not be very wise, but who was certainly kind of lieart. The one who stood beside him was tall and thin, with a long wliite beard, and ALL L\ A CARPKX FAIR. 23 — uhich 3'oii observed when he took off his liat — a liead as bald as an cg!j. lie liad a stoop ill liis shoulder Avhich lu^ave him a deferential manner, and he rubbed his hands and bowed his head when lie spoke, whieli increased the appearance of deference to superior judgment. His name was Skantlebur^'. The third, Mr. CoUiber, ^vas somewdiat yoiuiger, but grey- headed too. lie was sharp and thin of face, Avitli a hooked nose and the eye of a bird of ])rey. He lacked the kindly expression of Sir Charles, and looked angry and hungry. This was because he w\as both angry and hungiy. lie hungered after shares, bonds, coupons, consols, funds, stocks and quotations, which had been his daily food for many years. He w^as angry because he could get them no more. He was as angry and as hungry as a hawk before breakfast. He was walking up and down the green looking occasionally at the Money ^larket article in the paper which he carried in his hand. On passing the other two he would stop and exchange a word or two. 24 ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. Presently there came from one of the lanes "svhicli led into the road a very neat and dapper little man, with shiny boots, buttoned frock, and a white waistcoat. In his button-hole was a sprig of jessamine. Beside him w^alked a little girl of twelve or so. On passing the gentlemen he raised his hat politely. Sir Charles acknowledged the salute with a friendly gesture. • ' A worthy man,' he said, ' and lives, the butcher tells me, on a pound and a half of meat or thereabouts every week, and that not the prime cut. But, to be sure, he is a Frenchman. I wonder, Skantlebury, wdiether the French City Companies ever have a real banquet. I re- member, in my Company — all ! ' There are some reminiscences better left unexpressed, because it is not in the power of words to do them justice. It is a cruel injustice that not a single poet has ever sung of a City Company's bancpiet. Wherefore worthy alder- men can only wag their heads and fall back upon an interjection. ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. 25 Next tliere came running out of a cotta<:je beside the green — one of tlie little white wooden cottages, with six rooms or so — a boy of thirteen or fourteen. As he passed the gentlemen he touched his hat respectfully, as a junior should. Sir Cliarles nodded kindly. ' A tall boy,' he said. ' Grows like his ft\ther : too much like his father. Who failed,' he added after a moment, because there was no hurry and they all knew the story, ' fcr a con- temptible sum. Quite a contemptible sum.' He sighed and shook his head, but his face was so cheerful and his eyes so bright and his lips so red, that the butcher, looking out of his shop, thought Sir Charles was chuckling over some joke, and smiled in sympathy. ' In the silk trade, was he not ? ' asked Mr. Colliber, looking after him. ' There was money, once, in silk.' 'In the silk trade,' repeated Sir Charles. ' Though in a small way ; antl furmerly in Brimage and Waring's. His partner got him into the mess. Name was Stephens, and he 26 ALL 'IX A GARDKX FAIR. bolted : yes, lie got hold of all the money that he could and bolted. Then Engledew fiiiled, and — I suppose because it was such a disgrace- ful thing to fail for such a trifle — he — he — in fact he was ashamed of it, and he hanged himself. But the boy knows nothing of that.' ' Lucky,' said Mr. Colliber, ' that some of u^ weren't troubled by the same scruples. Else we might be all hanging in a row.' ' There are differences, my dear friend,' said Sir Charles gently. ' My own failure was for a hundred and fifty thousand. Yours, Colliber, as all the world knows, for a colossal half- million. It is an event in history. It will not be forgotten. To fail for such an amount is glorious — glorious.' His fixce, on which the sunshine seemed to linger, glowed with admiration at the thought of so much greatness. But Mr. Colliber only scowled, as if this greatness had been thrust upon him. ' The iaihircs of the residents in tliis village,' said Mr. Skantlebury, rubbing his hands, ALL L\ A GARDES FAIR. 27 * amount in the aggregate, it has been computed, to more than a miUion and a quarter.' ' All ! ' said Mr. Colhber, witli a snarl-hke ghmpse of white teetli ; ' don't you wish you had failed yourself, Skantlebury ? ' This was a cruel thing to say, because Mr. Skantlebury had, on the contrary, made money, though in quite a small way. To be almost the only man in the place who has not failed, and to have actually made a small fortune while all the rest have lost large fortunes, is a painful position for a man. Mr. Skantlebury blushed and coughed behind his hand. The action was significant of the small way. It almost, taken with the roundness of his shoulders and the bowing of his head, suggested the retail way. Sir Charles took no notice of this remark, and went on about the boy, although no one was listening. ' The boy's mother,' he said, ' was a Fool. Nobody but a Fool would have acted as she acted. She had some money of her own — 28 ALL LV A CARD EX FAIR. settled upon her and nil — and islie positively gave it up to the creditors ! A pitiable business to see so much money clean thrown away. They took most of it, and left her a poor fifteen hundred or so. They live upon it.' ' De-plorable,' said Mr. Skantiebury. Then there passed another boy running after the first, a lad with a strap and a bundle of books. ' Young Gallaway,' said Sir Charles. ' ITis father died too youno-. If he had lived he would have foiled for a far larger amount. The Gallaways have been in the oil line for many years. That boy's uncle is a warm man. Oli ! yes, a warm man ; I remember he lost money by me.' Sir Charles spoke as if tlie more this warm man had lost by him, the warmer he had become. At the end of tlie green tlie two boys were joined by a third, and tliey all set off walking together as fast as they could. ' Young Massey,' said Mr. Skantiebury. ALL L\ A GARDL-.X FAIR. 29 'Another case; his faLher, too " said Mr. Colliber. ' Yes, oil ! yes/ replied Sir Charles. * A credittible failure. Seventy thousand only ; but the circumstances Avere romantic. The failure happened two years before I was Lord Mayor.' lie then proceeded to describe circum- stantially the way in which Mr. Massey dissi- pated a good business and became a bankrupt. Unfortunately, the particulars, of the greatest interest, are too louii; to be narrated here. It is sufficient to explain that Mr. Massey was one of those brilliant speculators who seek a fortune by shipping coals to Newcastle, sugar to Mauri- tius, rum to Jamaica, tea to China, or claret to Bordeaux : a man full of ideas. He tried to realise them, and the result was — that he came to the villai^e. ' And they are pretty poor, too, I suppose ? ' asked Mr. Collibur. ' De-plorably,' rei)lie(l Mi-. h^k:intlebury, rubbin^jT his hands ai^aiii. 30 ALL L\ A CARD EX FAIR. ' If you want wealth,' said SirCliarles, 'you cau go to Buckliurst Hill, or to Sydenham, or to Chi.^lehuist : here you Avill not find it. But we have our })iide.' One would not grudge Sir Charles Withy- comb his pride, because it afforded him so much sohice ; but in assuming that he and his friends were singular in its possession he was wrong, because pride is one of the things to which everybody is entitled : it is a right of man ; it belongs to equality and fraternity : and so benevolently equal are the distribution of the choicest gifts in store, that a City waiter may be as proud as the City Eemembrancer, and the ship's car[)enter as proud as the purser. 'Some of us,' Sir Charles went on, 'have received distinctions from her Most Gracious Majesty the Queen ; some of us have been on terms of familiarity with the great — yes, Mr. Colliber, have lived in Kensington Palace Gar- dens ; some of us have been in a large way ; we have failed, as my friend rightly tays, for an aggregate of millions. I have myself enter- A I.I. IX A GARDEX IWIR. 31 tained his Eoyal Iligliiiess tlie riiiicc of Wale:^. It was when I was Lord flavor ' Here ]\Ir. Colhber moved slowly away. 'Wlieu I was Lord Mayor, Mr. Skantlc- bury. At the Mansion irouse. When he Clime away ' — at this point of the well-known story Sir Charles's emotion always overcame ]iim, to the absolute destruction of his aspirates, wliich had been acquired partially and at a comparatively late period — ' when he came away his Eoyal 'Iglmess said to me, " My Lord Mayor," he said, "I 'ope that every Lord Mayor that comes after you will entertain me as 'and- some as you 'ave entertained me 'andsome this night;' lie did, indeed, Mr. Skantlebury.' * It must be a glorious recollection, Sir Charles,' said the only hearer left, * glorious.' lie rubbed his hands again and bowed his head as if he had heard the anecdote for the first time. Presently Mr. Colliber returned, and the group was joined by Mr. Massey, a large old gentleman with a rich voice and a dignified bearing, who appeared capable of failing for 32 ALL L\ A GARDLX FAIR. niillions. Then tliey talked about investments and consulted the sliare list.^, and were as eager over it as if they were all going ofTwitliout a moment's delay to invest the money for which they had failed. There is not much money in this village, but there is continual talk of money, and the perilous ways of merchant adventurers are familiar to the residents. There is no hurried rush to the City in the morning, nor is there the slow return in the evening ; their feet tread no more the golden pavement ; yet they have been there and still would go ; and in their eyes it is the nearest approximation to heaven below. There was once, I have read in the ' Penny Magazine,' a sailor who was too fond of ram. Everybody in the lleet, including the Admiral, Lord Nelson, took the. greatest in- terest ill til is rare and exceptional case. It was finally decided tliat the only way to cure the patient was to give him nothing else to drink. The lirst day he was in hap])y heaven ; sang all the songs he knew. ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR. 33 ^vitll many that he did not know ; danced all the hornpipes lie knew, with many steps which he only guessed ; and smoked as much tobacco as can be smoked in a single day. The next morning he was no longer in heaven, but in l)urgatory. The next — but here we must leave him, the Admiral, Lord Nelson, and the fleet still looking on with increased interest. Now, as these gentlemen had been pursuing the shadow^ of wealth all the time they were in the City when they had money to play with, it was a kind of purgatory to them that they must pursue it still when they had none. People who are so unhappy or so wicked as to have actually become rich need not be considered ill this story. In fact the village reversed the proverb, because it showed how pride comet h after a fall, instead of before it. For the people who inhabited its cottages and trim villas had all, in fact, failed, wound up, made composition, or agreed with their creditors. VOL. I. D ;,4 ALL IX A GARDEX FAIR. At first thoiiglit it seems strange that any village should be blessed with so great a dis- tinction. Yet it is not really strange at all. For, if you think of it, every town must have some peculiarities. It may be placed on the Thames or on the Potomac, but it must be placed some- where, else it would be worse off than a mathe- matical point, w^hich at least hath position. Then it must have residents, else what sort of a town would it be ? And the residents must have distinguishing marks — unless they are Chinamen, who are all alike over the whole Empire. We have, for instance, all heard of the one-ej^ed man in the city of the blind. Abdera, again, was a city where all, from young to old, were confessedly born fools — no doubt proud of their folly. Gotham (impudently an- nexed by the Americans) is a city, on the other hand, where they are all proud of their wisdom. Surely, therefore, there is nothing remarkable in a village — not a city, but a small village — occupied entirely by people who have broken down in the world. It would be strange, con- ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR. 35 sidering liow iiumy surli tliere be, if there were no such viUago. There was once an island in the neighbour- liood of l^yzantiuni wliitlier they used to send deposed emperors, simply dressed in monastic garb, to live the rest of their lives on beans, lentils, and cold water. I h:ive often pictured to myself the mingled sympathy and joy with which these unfortunates Avould welcome a new arrival. They would hold i)leasing converse with him on the glories of the throne when they sat upon it. They would explain to him the true nobility of their own conduct, which mankind had basely misinteri)reted ; and they would ask of him, or exchange with him, cre- dence as to the extraordinary purity of their own motives and the greatness of their reigns. Ilalf-a-dozen of these old emperors sitting in a row, like old sailors on the Conunon Hard by Tortsmouth Harbour, would be a truly delight- ful picture. One can imagine the stories they would tell about the greatness of tlu'ir fall, the consolation they wt)uld derive from the D 2 36 ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. conteraplalioii and recollection of this fall ; and the Hutter among the cowls when another boat was signalled having on board another deposed emperor. Such as this island, so was this village. As for the men in this vilhitre, the ex- bankrupts and compounders, they were, as a rule, cheerful and chiq)y. They had the Green to meet in on warm and sunny days. The past was filled with pleasing memories. They would compare notes on former splendoms. They would persuade themselves that they were not quite forgotten in the City yet ; in fact they were not, nor will they be, forgotten for a long time. Sir Charles might still hear very, very truthful things said about him. Mr. CoHiber's nanie will still be received with the warmest blessings of those whom he has mined, unto the third and fourth generation. As for the ladies, the older ones found, like their husbands, consolation in memory. But it was bad for their daughters and for their sons ; for lovers come not to this place. Th^ ALL LV A GARDEX FAIR. yj girls — there are not many — are as perfectly sure of a loveless life as Jephthah's daughter ; they go about in despondency. When one thinks about these poor girls thus liidden away and kept out of sight of marrying man, one feels first, vaguely, that something ought to be done and must be done ; and secondly, that there really should be held, some two or three times in the year, a Babylonian marriage market. We have got the Babylon all ready, and really I think there would not be much difficulty in getting an auctioneer and a steady supply of lots. And, after all, such a mar- riage would not be much more matter of chance than plenty that are celebrated every day. Naturally, at nr^i, the boys grew up to regard a big bankruptcy as a just cause for pride ; they considered, for inst^mce, that Whit- tington came short of solid greatness by dying in good credit ; and they looked uix)n the great offices in the City as steps in the splendour of a career which would presently end in a failure 38 ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR. for liuudreds of tliousands. It was long before Allen and Will realised that this glory existed only in the eyes of the village. The truth was rudely brought home to them by contrast and comparison. They learned when tliey went to school that bankruptcy means poverty. Other boys — sons of less illustrious citizens — could have new clothes, while they had to endure patches in unseemly places, lettings down, additions of cuffs, and all kinds of makeshifts to keep on the old clothes as long as they held together. Other boys, again, could have plenty of books ; they had to make one set of books do between them. Some books they had to borrow. There was scrimping in such small matters as pens, ink, and paper. They could not subscribe to the school club, and were thus cut off from full companionship, and they had no })ocket-money at all. Poverty is nothing so long as it is not felt. It mattered httle to be l)Oor while the boys lived at home and did not go to school, because there was at least enough to eat and to drink. It was when tliey were able ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR. 39 to compare that tlie truth gradually became clear to them. 'It is all very well,' said Will at length, ' for a fellow to look forward to be like Sir Charles and Mr. CoUiber. They failed for so mucli that they are grand ; everybody here is proud of having been a bankrupt. But my f\\ther isn't grand at all. He says that if he hadn't failed I should have gone to Eugby and Cambridge. Very well, then, what is he so proud of it for ? As for me, I don't intend to fail. I mean to make a fortune.' * So do I,' said Allen. ' So do I,' said Tommy. * My uncle is an oil broker in a large way ; he'll give me a burth to begin with. You should see his house at Brixton. I mean to make money too. You should hear him order about his butler. We had champagne there last Christmas.' The three boys were the only boys in the place, and an object of interest to the residents, who gave them advice in a paternal spirit, and sometimes, but seldom, sixpences. 40 ALL IX A GARDEX FAIR. ' Stick to your books, boys/ said Sir Charles, ' stick to your books, especially your account books. They have made me, boys, what I am.' He puffed out his clieeks as lie spoke, and Allen, though he regarded Sir Charles as the greatest of men, thought of the frog in the fable, while Will began to wonder whether it was the adding up of tliose books wrong which had made him wliat he was. 'They made your fathers, lads. Now which of you three is best in arithmetic ? ' The other two pointed to Will, who blushed, but did not deny the accusation. ' Well,' said Sir Charles, ' I hope you are all good at figures. And what is your ambi- tion, Will?' ' I shall try, sir, not to fail,' said the boy in his downright way. Mr. Colliber laughed sarcastically, Sir Charles looked uncomfortable, Mr. Skantlebury coughed behind his hand. 'Ah! yes — good. And you, Olinthus?' asked Sir Charles. ALL IN A GARDE X I- AIR. 41 ' I sliall try to be Lord Mayor of London, and ^vhen I fail it shall be for hundreds of thousands,' replied the ingenuous Tommy. ' A noble boy indeed ! Truly a noble boy. That is the spirit, lads, in which to enter life. Thus was England made.' He patted Tommy's head and would have given him half-a-crown but that he had no half-crowns just then. ' Lord Mayor of London,' he repeated. ' Yes, that is worth aiming at. Did I ever tell you how I entertained his Royal 'Ighness the Prince of Wales?' Had he ever told them anything else ? 'When he went away, his Eoyal 'Ighness was good enough to say, " My Lord Mayor, all I ran say is this, I only 'ope your Lordship's successor will entertain me as 'andsome as you 'ave entertained me 'andsome this night." That was about enough, boys, wasn't it ? Eh ? eh ? eh ? ' 'Will,' said Allen, 'I hate money. They 42 ALL L\ A GARDEX I-AIR. talk about notliing else. Where are the people ^vho read books and talk about things that don't mean money ? ' ' I don't know,' Will answered. ' I don't hate money. With money you can buy what- ever you like. The richer I get the better I shall like it. With money, Allen, you can even buy books.' They went to an old grammar school about two miles nearer town. To ^et there the lads had to tram}) the two miles there and back every day ; they marched side by side ; fre- quently, on Saturday afternoons especially, they would encounter otlier lads from Stratford, Bow, Clapton, Stepney, and Old Ford. Then there would be a fight, in which they sometimes came off victors and sometimes had to retire. Yet not ingloriously, for who could resist the ponderous charge of Will, master of an iron fist, ambidexter, the Achilles of the Forest ? Beside him charged Allen, as plucky yet not so stout of build ; and, outside the melee^ Tommy plied the dexterous pebble. Insomuch that ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. 43 the prowess of the three was bruited abroad, and the cliivalry of the East-end came fortli. When the worsted combatants went home again they always boasted of a victory and egged their friends to go too, and try their luck. But it was observed by the thoughtful that no one went twice. The school wa.^ an ancient foundation, and tlie boys were well taught. It was not wholly, for instance, a school for the training of the Perfect Clerk, whirli is simple, and means handwriting, spelUng, and book-keeping. The Perfect Clerk needs little more. It was rather a school for tlie training of the ambitious clerk who aspires to a partnership. Most of the boys* fathers were already partners, and intended that the boys should follow after them. There were many things tauglit in the school, and it was the fault of the masters if the Literce humaniores were generally regarded by the boys as encumbrances, or perhaps useless orna- ments, to their possession. The masters, for instance, knew quantities of Latin — a fact most 44 ALL L\ A GARDE X FAIR. discouraging to the student, because clearly they made no money. There was an atmo- sphere of the City about the school. And it was an interesting school, and had a most charming old building of red brick with ivy and picturesque masters' houses ; yet it was a school from which the boys did not run away to sea, or enlist in the army, or go on the stage, or become artists, or take to letters, or try any of the fancy methods of living. They all looked forward to going into the City. The knowledge of this ought to make the fortune of the school. ALL LV A GARDEN FAIR. 45 CHAPTER II. THE FOREST OF HAIXAULT. TiiK village where these boys were brought up stands on the fringe of tlie old forest whicli once covered the whole of the north of London. It has no beauty of its own, apart from the white wooden cottages with gables and porches and garden paUngs all covered up and almost hidden by every kind of creeping plant, and the gracious amplitude of garden which sur- rounds every house big and little, so that the inhabitants may enjoy the fruits of the earth in due season. It is so near London that a boy with an imagination may at any time fancy that he can hear the bells of Bow Church — not Stratford-le-Bow Church, which is much nearer — and if he stands with his head half turned 46 ALL I\ A GARDEN FAIR. and his left liancl curled round his left ear, he can easily make out what tlic bells say, and urn again, and become Dick Whittington, and sk Sir Charles the best way to become Lord Mayor. Yet it is so far away that London fogs fall never upon its pleasant gardens, and as for that great canopy of i)erpetu'al smoke of which we hear so much, there is not so much as the fringe of it l)etween the children's eyes and the blue of heaven. It is so far from London, again, as to be full of country delights, rural sounds and rural sights. The rurality of the i)lace, to one fresh from town, seems overdone, an affectation of rurality, a pedantry and pretence, somewhat over acted, of rusticity. Thus, nowhere are the roads more liberally edged with broad belts of grass, a^ if laud was plentiful and chea]) ; nowhere will you lind such broad, ugly, uncared-for ditches, with ])ollard wilhnvs and old oaks beside them, blackberrv bushes and brambles scramblinjx over them, and tall weeds, reeds, and stran^re ALL IX A GARDEN FAIR. 47 -svild flowers growing in them ; nowhere will you find the ducks waddling by the roadside with more perfect trustfulness, as if there were no tramps or gipsies in the world; surely, a duck, of all creatures, must be sincere : she would not pretend a trustfulness she did not feci. Tlie roadside inns are picturesque and dirty ; their signs — brave old signs such as the *Good Intent' and the 'Travellers Rest' — hang creak ily over the wooden trough full of water for tlic horses. There is generally a lioi^se and cart waiting ; the horse drinks at the trough, the driver, leaning against a door- j)ost of the inn with a nuig of beer in his hand, drinks and exchanges opinions with the land- lord ; the i)cople in the road roll as they walk, with hands in pockets, lifting feet accustomed to a clay soil — quite iw if they were hundreds of miles from London ; the very children roll in their walk ; they roll up, ragged and brown, like the cloud rack ; they are rosy and pic- turesque children, save when they bang and beat each other and cry with dirty knuckles in 48 ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR. tearful eyes. Tlie roads are quiet and there are few wayfarers. Sometimes when the weather is warm and the sun is sloping downwards you may see, leaning over the green palings of tlie cottage garden, the meditative maiden, looking up and down the dusty way. She waits, I sup- pose, for the Prince, wlio is to come some day and change lier quiet life, and give her a high old time, a real romantic time, and make her happy ever after. The seasons and the days of these quiet girls' lives are very beautiful to con- template and to read about — in little bits. All lives are to be taken, as the artist takes his landscapes — in bits. If you take a bit so big as to be, so to speak, a Piece, it becomes mono- tonous, even considered as a study of character. The girls themselves in this quiet place say that to be always studying your own character grows in the long run almost intolerable. And as for that Prince, unless he goes about on a bicycle on a Saturday afternoon, I liave never met him in any of tlie lanes in these parts, and one fears indeed that he may not come until ALL LY A GARDEX FALR. 49 tlie spring of soft cheeks and tender eyes be gone. In tlie road, besides the ditches and the belt of grass, tliere is pig — wliite pig and bhxck pig ; tliey lie in the warm nuid happy and satisfied witli life. Tliey burrow tlieir noses among the coarse tufts of grass in searcli for something toothsome, of which tliey know, and would tell us if they could ; let us never forget, iny brotliers, that the pig w^as the original dis- coverer — the Columbus — of TrulHeland. Tlie expression of the intelligent and mobile tail, as its owner pokes his snout into the mud, indi- cates the curiosity and excitement of research, and perhaps the gratitude of success. Lastly, just to prove how deep we are in the country, llie air is full of sounds absolutely rural. No- where else so near to London can you hear such sinujiiiix of birds ; nowhere else so near do you get the nightingale, nowhere else so near does the dove coo. You may hear the tinkle of a sheep-bell just as if you were on Dartmoor. You may see a hawk hovering in the air as if VOL. I. K 50 ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. you were on Malvern Ilill. You may liear (lie sharpening of tlie scytlie, tlie liammer of tlie blacksniitli, and tlie wo-wo-ing of llie plougli- boy. On Sunday evening you may wateji the plonghboy making love. And never an omnibus, or a tram, or the whistle of a train. The forest, by which the village lies, was once a very magnificent and royal place indeed. It has associations of histor}^ One of the kings was wont to hunt here, a fiict which makes it interesting to everybody. Another king once rode through the forest. The old trees re- member both events very well, yet attach very small importance to them, being more con- cerned with the recent steps taken for their own ])reservation. For a very remarkable cus- tom formerly prevailed there. The people were a religious folk and anxious to live Avell and keep a clear conscience. Everybody will ai)plaud them for this. And in order to make the clarity of conscience easier and safer, they took the eiiihth connnandment out of the decalogue, ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR. 51 and very soon forgot that it had ever existed, except wlien a new curate came and noticed its omission, and fumbled about and turned red, wlien one of the cliurchwardens would ancaster Gate and then they would liave had nothing but Kensington Gardens. On the other hand, with another turn of the wheel they might have lived in the Mile End Road and so have liad nothing at all but Stepney Green. In long summer holidays the children could take their dinners with them and make excur- sions around and outside the forest. For in- stance, they would walk over to the school at Chigwell and thence take a path across fields to Loughton ; the river Roding runs through these fields ; they could fish in the Roding, which after rain is an impetuous, headlong stream, out is sluggish in fair weather. There are 6o ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR. houses to be passed at Loughton, but beyond the houses is Higli l^eech, and beyond High Beech stretches another forest outside the range of tramp and rowdy, and as wild ahuost asHainault; beyond this comes the road, and beyond the road Copped Hall Green, an out- lying bit of wild wood ; and then three miles of road and then an ancient town. There is nothing in the town except the bridge over the Lea and the old Abbey Church. The Abbey buildings have long since been pulled down ; the east end and chancel of the church are gone, yet what remains is stately ; and it is surrounded by a churchyard in which stands an old, old tree, bound about with iron bands and ])rovided with a bench on which should be sitting none but old men, contemplating with foith and resignation the place where tiiey soon must lie. To one of these boys, if he went there alone and sat ong enough, there presently came a vision. lie saw a fierce battle, with men in armour, and armed with cross-bow, long-bow, pike, lance, and heavy sword. There ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR. 6l was a great shouting and clashing of weapons ; there was the heavy tramp of chirgers carrying knights in iron armour ; there was tlie rusliing to and fro of men wlio charged and men wlio fled ; tliere was the liurtling of bolts and arnnvs in the air ; there was a flight and a slaughter. It was the vision of Senlac Fight which oime to the boy, because somewhere at his feet there lay the bones of King Harold and his brothers. Or, there is another field-path which takes you to Buckhurst Ilill, where tliere are more houses ; but you can soon get tlirough these and then you are in the forest again, where there are avenues of oaks. When you get through these you are only a mile or so from an ancient deserted church. It is empty now and dismiintled ; its windows are broken, its roof is gaping, it is covered all over roof and walls with the ivy of live hundred years. A place hallowed by the joys of love and mar- riage, the lio[)es of childhood, the prayers of life, the tears of death, through all these generations. Those who have lived and loved, 62 ALL IX A GARDEX FAIR. rejoiced and Ave[)t, lie now around tliuir ruined churcli ; their forgotten dust, and tlie very oblivion of their lives and their hopes ccnsecrate the place. It is by such things, far more than by the formal footstep and perambulation of the bishop, that a churchyard is set apart and hallowed. Or, again, there is another way beyond the forest which leads along narrow leafy lanes, the like of which you cannot find outside of Devon- shire. You pass by the way a place at which the children always stopped to look over crumbling old wooden palings into a strange deserted graveyard. There is no church or chapel in it or sign of any building ; it is a small square covered with graves, and contahi- ing one or two headstones ; trees stand round it, and it is covered with long grass ; a wild and ghostly place. A mile or so farther you come to a little old town ; a town of which nobody ever heard, whither nobody goes ; a town of red-brick gabled houses with red-tiled roofs standing all huddled together in a circle, ALL L\ A CAKPL.X LAIR. 63 as if tlierc were once walls round it ; a strangely quiet town, which looks as if. it had never even heard of the outer world, and took no interest in anything but itself, but proposed to go on in this retired fashion, as secure and ha])})y and peaceful as the city of Laish. A child wlio is brought up beside the sea learns daily lessons in the vastness and illimit- able variety of the world. lie sees the stately ships go by ; he watches the waves and gathers the shells ; his mind may become full of great thoughts ; it cannot learn from the sea any thoughts that are small and mean. A child brought up in the monotony of endless streets must get great and noble thoughts in spite of the houses standing innumerable, row after row, line ui)on line ; tliere is no education for such a child outside its home. A boy born on the steppes of Central Asia is not so badly off, because there are quantities of things to watcli and wonder at on the steppe — snakes, wolves, bears, Kurd and Co?siick, Turcoman and Tartar. But a cliild biought up in a forest learns, 64 ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR. besides the manners and customs of trees, the underwood, the flowers, the grass, and tlie forest creatures ; besides the beauty of the open glades and hanging woods and tangled branches overhead ; the cheerfulness of nature, the joy of every living thing, and the freedom which makes that joy possible for humanity. This forest playfield, these wanderings iii the free and open woodlands, among green glades and wild woods, affected the boys in a different way. For one, they strengthened brain and nerve and eye ; they made him strong of limb, stout of heart, and keen to see things as they are. As regards the second, the forest filled his imagination and gave him food for the vague, delightfid dreams which haunted him day and night. There was the tliird boy. But he very soon dropped out from among them and longed for the City pavement, lie sat at home, where he ruled over his mother and sisters and read tales of fiishionable life, and wondered how soon it would be before he, too, might smoke cigarettes ALL L\ A GARDEN FAIR. 65 ^vitli reckless baronets, and listen to the popping of champagne corks and sit up gambling till they were all knee deep in cards. But Claire went with the other two, when she was a httle crirl and it was delif]^ht enoudi to run and jump ; when she was older and could learn with them the secrets of the forest ; and when she was so old that she could think and wonder and ask herself, in vague and girhsh way, what life had yet to give. VOL. I, 66 ALL IX A GARDEX FAIR. CIIAPTEE III. WHAT THERE IS OUTSIDE. They ^vill be notliing after all,' said Hector Philipon, looking at the boys at play, ' but little clerks — ijet'ds commis. Poor little chaps ! that must be their flite.' He rolled another ciij^arette and began to reflect upon the various conditions of mankind, and especially on clcrkery. He knew {\\q petit commis of Paris, and he rashly concluded that he of London resembled him, not knowing tliat in clcrkery, as -in the Church or the law, or any other calling, there are degrees, grades, deptlis, and huights. He thought that all alike Avere hopeless. Their labour, he argued, from these unsound premises, is not skilled ; they have no skill or craft ; they cau write, spell, read, cast accounts ; they are ALL L\ A GARDES FAIR. ' 67 worth in the market from fifteen to eighteen shillings ii "week; and tliougli many ariive at two, three, or even fonr pounds a week, lliat is only by the genercsity and pity of tlicir em- l)loyers, a race of men who are always con- founding social economists and breaking the rules of the most lovely theory. These people, he ignorantly thought, must be miserable, be- cause they have no pride in their work ; because their work is monotonous, and the same from youth to age ; because there are no prizes for them ; because there is no dignity in their lives; because they must always remain servants ; be- cause they must pretend to be gentlemen ; be- cause they have no holidays, except K.ma week in the year ; because of necessity they nuist live amidst mean and monotonous surroundings. This class of humanity did not seem, to this philosopher, even interesting: a rrenchman is never moved by a thing which is not dramatic : and it is didicult to dramatise that kind of sorrow which comes of pinching; one feels little sympathy Avith a man who seldom starves yet is Y 2 68 ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. always kept low ; wlio is pinched all rouiul, in his pay and in liis work ; in his education and his knowledge ; in his ideas and his hopes ; in his art — here he is not pinched but deprived and robbed ; in his religion, which requires a whole chapter of ex[)lanation ; in liis morals, to ex- plain which requires a visit to tlie nearest music-hall ; in his home, whicli is all pinching and pricking ; in his joys, whicli are of the saddest. Yet this uninteresting person, if he exists, needs a great deal of pity. lie does exist, though M. Philipon ignorantly exaggerated his numbers : the hopeless clerk is found in every city. He is in London as well as in Paris, and wherever he is found he is always the same he}i)less, ignorant, hopeless log. Now two, at least, of these three boys w^re from the beginning, as it seemed to their honest friend, destined to live the life of tlu* hoi)eless clerk. 'JliL'ir parents were too poor to keep them at school after fourteen or fifteen, or to teach them anything beyond the ordinary school course. Thev had no friends, no influence, no ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. 69 money, and, wliicli was worse*, tlicy liad no idea lliat life outside the City was even possible for any boys. It was, therefore, fortunate that they were ' found out' by Hector PhiHpon. In the eyes of the vilhiL'e M. Phih[)on was nothing but a very pohte and well-dressed little French- man, who held a post generally supposed to belong to the most harmless and the meekest of mankind ; thoso who, like hair-dressers, drai)ers' assistants, waiters, and vergers, have not so much as a single kick in all their profession. lie was teacher of French in a large girls* scliool. Meekness and harmlessness were pro- fessional attributes. It was known, besides, that his butcher's bill was ridiculously small, and this was taken as in itself a proof of meek- ness. None of the girls had ever seen him out of temper, though he was continually tempted to commit child-murder. This was another proof of meekness. lie was also reported to follow the pursuit of gardening during liis leisure moments, and this was another proof of meek- ness, if any more were wanted. Lastly, he had TO ALL JX A GARDEN FAIR, never been in business, andliad therefore never failed. Tliis was contemptible. He lived in a very little cottage of six small rooms, standing on the skirts of the forest, and surrounded by green wooden palings ; beyond the palings you saw the old trees. The cottage was built of the old, not the new, warm red brick, and possessed a broad Avooden porch with a bench on either side. One could sit in the porch in almost all weathers. A wistaria climbed up on one side and a jessamine on the other; round and about the house there were honeysuckle, hawthorn, lilac, laburnum, and roses — roses yellow, roses red, roses white, roses of all kinds ; in the front a dainty floAver garden ; at the back a lari^e ve^^etable and fruit crarden. The harmless, polite little man could be seen on half-holidaj's, early in the morning, late in the evening, dressed in a blue blouse, at work among his flowers and his cabbages. He was a model teacher of French for young ladies, and he had but one fault, that he did not go to church. Jkit tlien a French master is always ALL LN A GARDEN FAIR. 71 allowed to be a Eoman Catholic, and tliere was no Catholic Churcli in tlie place. He was iguorautly supposed to say mass, all by himself, alone. Harmless ! And yet he was tlie only man in all that village who had ideas ! The only man who knew his fellow-men, and they tliought him harmless ! If I were a lady, and if, in addition to this transformation, I ^vere to become a lady who ' bossed ' a girl's school, I should not choose for my French master one whose favourite reading was Voltaire, liousseau, Diderot, and such revolutionary writers of the last century ; nor should I feel comfortable if I knew that a red republican Wiis turned loose among my innocent flock ; nor should I keep a bit longer than I could help a man who every day, in the privacy of his home, propounded maxims and gave utterance to thoughts and sentiments of the most dangerous character. You shall see how harmless he was. M. Philipon, while the boys were young, was un]ia])py because he liad no one to talk to except his little daughter. At the school lie 72 ALL L\ A GARDEX FAIR. would talk to the girls in Frencli, but he hated the girls. Yes ; had ^liss BilHngsworth known it ! He hated the girls and he detested the grammar of his own language, and he was alone and could not express his sentiments. Fortu- nately he began to talk to the boys who played in the forest with his Claire, and before long he made the discovery that two of them, at least, were boys with heads upon their shoulders. Then he began, partly because he had nothing to think about, to watch them and to listen to their talk while they played, because it is the talk of a boy at play which reveals the character of that boy, and he made an observation about certain differences between them. This was that one of the boys \vas always wanting to sit by himself and read, and always ready to borrow any book he could get and go away to secluded spots in order to read his book ; fm'ther, that another was always interested in hearing the contents of that book without desiring to read it for himself, and that the third neither read nor listened, and was not athirst for infor- ALL LX A GARDEN FALR, -ji mation. Now boys are like sheep in tliis respect, that no two bo3's are ahke. But it requires observation to discover the difTerences between them. Therefore M. Philipon began to consider these boys more carefully, and he beciinie interested in them. And by conversa- tion and observation he was made aware that they were desperately poor and would be sent into the City as soon as they could be taken away from school. lie thought of the 'petit com mis of Paris, and his soul was sad for the future of the two l>^'s, briglit and brave, and born for better things. Yet what help? 'What can we do, Claire ? ' he asked his daughter. ' What can we do to help your friends ? ' ' Will has got a prize for arithmetic, and Allen for Latin, and Tommy for writing,' said Claire, im[)lying that they wanted no help. ' That is well ; yet, my child, the ignorance of all three is profound : it is phenomenal. To be sure, you are as ignorant as the boys. That matters less. None of you, I believe, know 74 ALL LX A GARDEX FALR. that there are a great many people outside the City of London.* 'Oil! papa. Why, we all learn geography. I am in A?