-X'l E> RARY OF THL UNIVERSITY Of ILLINOIS v. I THE JUNIOR DEAN Crown 8vo., cloth extra, 3^. 6d. ; post 8vo., illustrated boards, is. A FELLOW OF TRINITY. ALAN ST. AUBYN, AUTHOR OF 'THE JUNIOR DEAN.' ' To say that this book is fascinating would be but poor praise. It is a drama of real life, in which every person, and his every speech and action, is palpitating with intense and real life.' — Whitehall Review. ' Sure to find many readers. ... As a whole, so charming that we are anxious to hear more from this new author.' — Scottish Lead 'er. 'There is much that is commendable in "A Fellow's " story.' — A thenceum. ' It cannot be denied that the picture is drawn with spirit and power. ' — Pali Mall Gazette. ' A novel which deserves success. The account of undergraduate life at Cambridge could hardly be read without profit.' — Record. ' It has spirit, and moves ; its pictures of undergraduate life have a touch of nature ; in some of the scenes and characters (notably in the Little Mother's) there is genuine tenderness and pathetic power.' —World. London: CHATTO & WINDUS, Piccadilly. THE JUNIOR DEAN £ ilODCl By ALAN St. AUBYN AUTHOR OF ' A FELLOW OF TRINITY IN THREE VOLUMES VOL. I. 3Lonfron CHATTO & WINDUS, PICCADILLY l»oi If there were dreams to sell Merry and sad to tell, And the crier rang the bell. What would you buy ?' W3 V, 1 CONTENTS OF VOL. I CHAPTER PAGE I. WOOED AND WON - - - - 1 II. MOLLY PACKS HEB BAG - - - 25 III. A NEWNHAM GIRL - - - - 48 IV. A COLLEGE TEA - - - - 68 V. ON THE CAM - - 86 VI. THE DON JUAN OF ST. STEPHEN'S - - 103 VII. THE DERBY DAY - - - - 125 VIII. NEMESIS - - - - 149 ix. 'a friend' ----- 166 X. THE HOUSE IN THE NEWMARKET ROAD - 185 XL ON THE FRESHERS - 209 XII. MOLLY TAKES HER LITTLE-GO - - 238 THE JUNIOR DEAN CHAPTER I. WOOED' AND WON. ' Heart, are you great enough For a love that never tires V ' Have you heard the latest ?' 1 No — o — o : except that Queen Anne is really dead.' ' A trifle later than that. Keith Fellowes, our Dunior Jean — I beg his pardon, our Junior Dean — is going to marry Molly Gray/ • Molly Gray ! Nonsense, old man ; you're joking ! She's about the j oiliest girl in Cam- bridge; and he — well, he isn't a bad Dunior vol. i. 1 2 THE JUNIOR DEAN Jean, but he's the greatest prig in the 'Varsity — and a cripple !' ' True, all the same. Case of natural repulsion — attraction of opposites.' ' I'm awfully sorry. She might have married anybody in Cambridge. She might have married me ! I — I was thinking of asking her.' ' ISTo — really ? So were a dozen other fellows. She refused Bumpus last term, so she wouldn't have been likely to accept you.' 1 1 am not Mr. Bumpus.' The speaker was an undergraduate in his third year, and the conversation took place in a college room. 4 1 say, any tea going ?' A knock had prefaced the inquiry, and a man followed the knock before the owner of the rooms, who had just remarked with great dignity that he wasn't Mr. Bumpus, could shout, l Come in !' WOOED AND WON 3 The new-comer dropped limply into a chair, a very low chair, and extending his legs along the hearthrug, and thrusting his hands deep into his pockets, he proceeded to relieve his feelings. 1 My affections are blighted. I — I am about to commit suicide.' ' Suppose you take a cup of tea first, old man ; it'll give you nerve.' A cup of tea was handed to the sufferer, and he relieved his feelings with some sugar, and choked down his emotion with some cake. It was a particularly good cake, and it took a good deal of it to relieve the feelings that were agitating his breast. When the last slice had disappeared he sighed deeply. * Feeling better ?' his host inquired sympa- thetically, handing him a tin of biscuits. ' For a blighted being, I am better, thanks :. 1—2 4 THE JUNIOR DEAN and I will trouble you for some more tea — thanks — and the sugar.' Having carefully searched through the tin for his favourite biscuit, which was naturally at the bottom, he proceeded to explain the cause of his despondency. ' It's all over the 'Varsity,' he said gloomily. ' What's all over the 'Varsity V inquired the others in a chorus. ' That— that I'm jilted ! Molly Gray has thrown me over for Fellowes.' ' Bosh ! you never had a chance with her.' < Oh ! hadn't I ?' The speaker threw his head back and smiled pensively up at the ceiling. His face was seen to advantage in that position. A decidedly interesting face — pale, and clean-shaven, with black hair, worn unusually long for a Cam- bridge undergraduate, and falling on one side low over his forehead. He ought to have been a poet or a scholar, at least, with that pensive WOOED AND WON 5 expression ; but he didn't happen to be either. He had been up two years before lie passed his Little-go, and he had never written a line of poetry in his life. ' You hadn't half my chance,' said the first speaker. ' She danced twice with me at the Boat Ball ; and I used to meet her every day last term at tennis : and you should see how she smiles at me when we happen to run across each other in the street.' ' Bosh !' interrupted another man, who was cutting up the last cake — a plum -cake with almonds on the top ; ' she smiles at every fellow the same. I got her an ice the other nio-ht at a dance, and you should have seen how she smiled then ! By Jove ! it nearly melted the ice.' ' Hano- it ! I won't stand by and hear her run down. I think Fellowes is an awfully lucky fellow. There are a good many men who would like to change places with him,' 6 THE JUNIOR DEAN said the undergraduate who had previously remarked that he was not Mr. Bumpus. 1 1 don't think he will be very happy/ said another man, nicely balancing his spoon on the edge of his cup ; ' now, if she were to marry Brackenbury, over there, the case would be different ;' and he nodded over to the man in the chair, and disturbed the balance of the teaspoon, which tumbled down upon the floor. ' Marry Brackenbury !' said a man who had just dropped in — men are always dropping in at Cambridge — i why, half the girls in Cam- bridge would commit suicide if Brackenbury were to marry.' ' No ; really ?' said the pensive under- graduate in the low chair ; but he didn't smile. 4 But I don't think, nevertheless, that I would change places with the Dunior Jean — yes, two lumps of sugar, if you please, and a slice of that cake with the plums in — I WOOED AND WOX 7 couldn't stand two chapels a day for the jolliest girl in the world.' There was a general laugh, and in the middle of it the chapel bell began to ring, and the men went off to their rooms for their caps and gowns, and presently were seen flying across the quad just as the bell stopped. The benches in the dusky chap>el were scantily filled ; the men were whispering audibly ; the shadows of the chill autumn evening were gathering in the roof, and in the chancel, and beneath the organ loft, where the Master of St. Stephen's sat alone in great dignity. The candles at long intervals only served to increase the gloom. Whatever light there was in the chapel fell upon the face of the Junior Dean, who was reading the prayers. The light of the two candles at the reading-desk fell full upon it, and outlined it sharply against the dark oak of the stalls behind. 8 THE JUNIOR DEAN A good face — clean-shaven and clear-cut, with a straight nose and firm chin, and thin — very thin — lips, rather tightly compressed. It was not a strong mouth, but it took pains to conceal its weakness. It goes without saying that it was an intellectual face. It was the face of a Senior Theologian. The voice was like the face : full, noble, and grave. There was the same suggestion of power and tenderness in the voice as in the face, and the same latent weakness. He read the service slowly and impressively, and the men ceased to whisper, and though he took five minutes longer over it than the Dean, there was no shuffling and no signs of impatience in the seats below. When the service was ended, the Junior Dean followed the choir out of the college chapel. He walked slowly and painfully, with a very evident limp. He didn't take any notice of anybody in coming out of the WOOED AND WON 9 chapel, and he crossed the dark quadrangle to his rooms with an absent, preoccupied manner. He didn't even notice that it was raining and that he was getting wet through. They were gloomy college rooms, panelled with dark old oak ; the furniture was old and shabby, and there was not a touch of bright- ness anywhere to relieve the scholarly gloom. There was a wretched fire spluttering in the grate, and a shaded reading-lamp on the table, that only seemed to deepen the gloom. On the small bright circle where the light of the lamp fell, a letter was lying — a little dainty note addressed in a woman's hand. He took it up eagerly, and opened it with trembling fingers. The weak lips were parted now, and the grave eyes were smiling, and the hard lines were all softened and smoothed out of his face in a moment. He read it eagerly twice over, and then — he kissed it ; there was nobody, not even a io THE JUNIOR DEAN bed-maker, near ; and then he looked up to the ceiling with that light shining in his eyes, and — and — and then, I'm afraid, he thanked God for it. The Junior Dean was in the habit of thank- ing God for very commonplace things. There was nothing in the letter to make such a fuss about. It wasn't at all nicely written. The fs were not crossed, and there was not a single i dotted, and it was an untidy letter and ought to have been destroyed and re-written. There were big blots upon it, which the foolish fellow kissed, and which brought a mist before his eyes, and made all the irregular lines run together. They were not ink-blots, they were only tears— a woman's tears. No sensible woman would have found anything to cry about in such a letter. No sensible woman would have written it. WOOED AND WON n 1 Darling/ it began, with a big untidy scrawl, and the tail of the vacation, and Jack had nothing to do but to ' hang around,' so he be- guiled the tedium of that dreary time by teaching Molly Greek. Jack won the Rector over with his picture of the brilliant career that awaited Molly at Cambridge. Adela was sure of a place in the Tripos — in the First Class — but MOLLY PACKS HER BAG 29 Molly, with her ability, might be Senior Classic. The Rector smiled and shook his head : he was ready to believe anything good of his children ; and he was in an unusually good humour this vacation, for Jack had done exceptionally well in his college Mays. ' My son Jack/ he went round telling his friends, ( will be a Fellow of his college some day. He has done splendidly in his college exams. He has won a foundation scholar- ship.' Xo wonder he was not able to refuse Jack anything ! So Molly Gray went back to Cambridge with her sister in the October term. Mr. Gray had a brother who was a tutor at Clare. He was a married Fellow, and lived in a delightful house not too far from the col- lege ; and he had no children. Mrs. Gray offered to take charge of Molly 3 o THE JUNIOR DEAN while she pursued her studies, and Mr. Gray offered to help her in her classics. She had already pursued her studies two terms, and she had attended the lectures and debates, and 'Varsity sermons and services in college chapels that her soul hungered for ; she had seen Society, spelt with a big S — she had made more conquests than she could count : she had refused a Fellow and Tutor of St. Mar- garet's, and she had accepted a Junior Dean. She had managed to crowd a good deal into two terms, to say nothing of college concerts, dances, lawn-tennis, and, most of all, she had passed the entrance examination at Newnham. She ought to have gone back to Silverton when the term was over proud and happy. There was everything in the world to make her happy ; there was no ingredient wanting in her cup to make it pleasant. It was full to the brim. She ought to have been happy — there was MOLLY PACKS HER BAG 31 no excuse for her not being happy — but she went back to Silverton declaring that she was the most miserable girl in the world. She didn't tell Adela — who sat opposite to her all the way, buried in a book she was get- ting up for the Tripos — that she was unhappy. She would not have admitted it to Adela, who was the most unsympathetic of sisters, and never gave her anything but stale buns when she went to tea with her at Newnham. Molly didn't exactly throw herself into the arms of her sister Madge, otherwise Margaret Gray, when she reached Silverton. She kissed her warmly, so did Adela — at least, lukewarmly. Madge didn't attempt to take off A del a' s things, but she took off Molly's hat, and she got her out of her jacket, and she smoothed back her untidy hair, and kissed her in the middle of her forehead. ; Is he very nice, dear ?' she asked, looking straight into the girl's bright eyes. 32 THE JUNIOR DEAN Molly Gray ought to have flushed scarlet, and her eyes ought to have grown brighter, or softer, or tenderer; but they did nothing of the kind. She choked down a little sigh, and she answered sweetly, but without any per- ceptibly heightened colour, ' Yes, dear, very nice !' and then she began to talk about her examination, and how proud she was to get into Newnham, and how nearly she had broken down, and what horrible papers they were. The girls were wonderfully alike. You noticed it more when you saw them together. Separately they were charming girls, and one, at least, of them was lovely. But together the case was different. It is never well to see several things of one pattern. What is lovely in one is wearisome and common-place when repeated two or three times over. A beauty ought never to have any sisters. The three sisters were so nearly, so almost MOLLY PACKS HER BAG 53 exactly alike, that it was impossible not to institute comparisons. Yet one was quite lovely, and the other was unmistakably plain. Madge was plain and dowdy-looking, and not the least remarkable ; but she bore the strongest possible resemblance to her lovely sister. Adela was like both, and she had just escaped being a beauty. Her eyes were quite as bright as Molly's, and a trifle sharper, but her face was harder and clearer altogether — an earlier impression from the same mould. Madge's face was earlier still, but it was more rugged ; there was not a bit of softness in it. The latest impression had been blurred and softened, and all the hard lines had been smoothed out, but the likeness remained. By- and-by, when they got old women, they would be all exactly alike ; it w r as impossible even now to avoid calculating what changes the 3'ears would make in them. The Hector received his daughters without vol. 1. 3 34 THE JUNIOR DEAN any particular warmth. He was not very glad to see them back so soon. Every time they went backwards and forwards between Silverton and Cambridge it cost him fifty shillings per head, third-class fares. The girls always travelled third-class. Hence he was not particularly joyful when the vacations came round. If it had been Jack, it would have been different ; but for girls to cost so much money running about the country was a different matter. Jack did not return to the parental roof for the short vacation, so the girls took the long, troublesome journey alone. The Rector was a little put out at his son's absence ; he had never stayed away before. He had always brought his sister back from Newnham. He had been her escort up and down every term until now, and now, there being two of them, he had pleaded they didn't want his escort, and he had stayed behind. MOLL 1 ' PA CA'S HER BA G 3 5 Clearly it was Molly's fault. If she hadn't gone to Cambridge, Jack would have come down with Adela in the usual way. The Rector's reception of his daughters was therefore colder than it would have been if Jack had come back with them. * You have not congratulated Molly upon her engagement, papa,' Madge ventured to remind him when they were sitting round the fire after tea, and Molly was telling him how very dreadful the examination papers were. ' I thought she we at up to Cambridge to work, to become a classical scholar, to enter ;is a student at a woman's college. It appears that she has changed her mind, and that the money I have spent upon her has been wasted. I do not think that is a matter for congratu- lation.' The Rector was not in an amiable mood, and he hadn't forgiven Molly for standing in the way of Jack's return. 3—2 3 6 THE JUNIOR DEAN ' Not wasted, papa ; oh no, not wasted. Think of the examination I have passed. Think of the number of Greek verbs I have stored up for future use, to say nothing of the mathematics.' ' For future use ? What use do you propose to make of them in the future ?' ' What use ? Oh, papa, what should I do without them ? They wouldn't admit me within the gates of Newnham without a sack full on my back, or in a portmanteau neatly strapped.' ' Molly !' interrupted Adela severely, ' how many times must I remind you that the girls at Newnham are, most distinctly, not frivolous ?' ' How about Miss Godolphin ?' said Molly pertly. ' She's about the cheerfullest old maid I know.' 4 Miss Godolphin may be cheerful, but she isn't frivolous,' returned the elder sister with great dignity. MOLLY PACKS HER BAG 37 1 There is no occasion for any disagree- ment/ said the Rector grimly, looking at the combatants over the top of his spectacles. ' You will not require to carry your sack of Greek verbs within the gates of Newnham. There is nothing now to call you back to Cambridge.' 1 Oh, papa !' The colour went quite out of Molly Gray's face, and her lips trembled. It was too awful a possibility to contemplate. Not go back to Cambridge ! 'This engagement of yours alters every- thing ' said the Rector, looking at her over the top of his glasses with his keen bright eyes, of which hers were the very counterpart, only that they did not look out, like his, from beneath shaggy eyebrows of quite abnormal length, and were not nearly so far back; they were young and bright, and his were old and bright, and that made all the difference. 38 THE JUNIOR DEAN 6 This engagement of yours alters everything. You will not now have to go out in the world and earn your living as a teacher. A University education is no longer necessary to vou.' %/ ' But, papa, suppose — suppose — I do not marry Mr. Fellowes ? Suppose anything should happen ?' Her voice trembled, very nearly broke, as she made the awful sug- gestion. * Not marry Mr. Fellowes ?' repeated the Rector, bringing his shaggy eyebrows very close together and looking quite terrible ; ' not marry the man you have engaged to marry, that your uncle and I have promised that you shall marry ? No playing fast and loose with men in this family, Mary. You have given your word, and you will marry the man you have promised to marry.' And this was all the congratulation that poor Molly Gray got upon her engagement. MOLLY PACKS HER BAG 39 Nobody spoke about it after that miserable first night, and she went about the house feeling like a culprit. Marine asked her one day what the Junior Dean was like ; she had heard he was lame — was a cripple — everybody had heard that : but Molly had no likeness of him to show her. She had no likeness of her lover, like most girls ; no photograph in a dainty locket to hang on a chain round her neck, to lie on her bosom and rise and fall with every beat of her heart ; no carefully locked album with a whole series of photographs of the Junior Dean in a variety of costumes : in his cap and gown, in his surplice and hood, in a morning coat, in flannels, in shorts, in his college blazer, in an evening coat with a nice white tie. She had none of these. She had no pre- sentment of him whatever. She only knew how altogether noble and handsome and 4 o THE JUNIOR DEAN manly lie was, how superior to even' other male creature in the world; and here was everybody about Silverton, including those seven unengaged girls at the great house, all pitying her, and speaking of her as if she were going to marry a man who wheeled himself about on a go-cart, or was led about like a blind man with a dog. Oh, it was positively humiliating ! And there was her sister Adela, who knew all his perfections — that is, as far as one sister can appreciate the perfections of another sister's lover — keeping an obstinate silence. She didn't even exj^lain that he wasn't very lame. She didn't say what Molly was much too proud and hurt to say, when her dearest friends spoke in that absurd sympathetic way about her sister's engagement, that he could walk like other men, with a little, just per- ceptible, lameness. She held her tongue, and let people believe, as the report grew day by MOLL Y PA CKS HER BA G 4 1 day — and he was a little lamer after every tea-party — that he went about on crutches ; Avalked with two sticks; and, lastly, had suffered amputation of both legs. Oh, it was base of Adela ! And all this time, while Adela was keeping that cruel silence, Molly was fretting her eyes out. Xot because all the girls who hadn't any lovers of their own were pitying her because she happened to have one — a lame one was surely better than no lover at all — but because her father had set his face against her returning to Cambridge. ' It would be a great deal of money wasted,' he said ; ' it would be quite as expensive as sending another boy to the University. There would be the entrance fee, to begin with, and the fee for each part of the si Pre- vious," at which she would most certainly fail/ He knew exactly what it would cost. 42 THE JUNIOR DEAN having paid it all before for Adela ; but she had come out of eveiy examination with honours, while that frivolous Molly, with her mind full of the man she was engaged to marry, would be certain to fail in all, and the fees would have to be paid over and over again. If she had been going to get her living it would have been different, but for a girl who would be married shortly it was quite throw- ing away money. The Rector was inexorable, and the situa- tion was quite dreadful to contemplate. Perhaps the most painful part was to see Adela (who maintained the most obstinate silence) getting ready a lovely tailor-made 2fown to wear during next term. A tailor came over from Exeter and stayed in the house a week to make it. Of course it was a female tailor. It was a perfectly plain gown, and looked as if it could have been put together in a day; MOLL Y PA CKS HER BA G 43 but to see the number of times that Adela put it on and took it off, and puckered up a wrinkle here and smoothed down a wrinkle there, and encased her limbs in its scanty folds, and kept that wretched female tailor on her knees before it, draping it, as she termed it, was cpnte sickening. She kept the woman emplo} 7 ed every minute that she was in the house, making and mending and altering her gowns ready for the ensuing term — -the May term — gayest of all terms of the University year. Molly couldn't get a stitch done. ' She can do your things, dear, when Adela has gone,' said Madge sweetly. When Adela was gone ! Oh, the situation was horrible ! As the days of the short vacation dwindled day by day, and the Rector showed no signs of relenting, and Adela's o'owns drew nearer completion, the longing that came over Molly 44 THE JUNIOR DEAN to return once again to Cambridge became unbearable. She forgave her lover all his altered ways ; she began to see that he meant it all for her good. She was willing to listen to any number of sermons ; she was willing to attend whatever services he thought her case required — she was willing to be converted, if she could only go back to Cambridge. The Junior Dean had written to her every week since she came home. His letters were always nice, but they were not so nice as they once had been. She could have left them about for anyone to read without the least confusion. She couldn't have left his letters about once — his dear letters : she carried them still in her bosom. They were written for no eye but her own ; they were utterly foolish and absurd, and would have created roars of laughter in a court of law. She had told him that she was not return- ing to Cambridge. He ought to have been MOLL J r Al CATS HER BAG 45 broken-hearted at the news, but he bore the announcement with considerable fortitude. He su jested that he should come down to CO Devonshire and see her at the end of the next term, during the long vacation, with her father's permission. At the end of a term that hadn't even begun yet! He could go on living without her for a whole term ! If anything had been wanting to show that the Junior Dean's ardour was cooling, it would have been this declaration. A whole term without her ! She couldn't go on living without him, she told herself, another week. If she walked barefoot the whole way to Cambridge, she must go back. There was some doubt whether they would receive her in that plight at Xewnham, but in any case she could go to her uncle's, the tutor of Clare. 46 THE JUNIOR DEAN ' What are you packing that bag for, Molly ?' Adela asked her in her sharp way, when she came upon the poor little thing stuffing some clothes into a portmanteau a few days before the end of the vacation. ' I want that bag for my new gown.' ' I am packing my things,' said Molly humbly. ' Your things ! When you are not going- back ! What new folly is this ? Papa has quite settled it that you are not to go back, and — and I want the bag, plense.' { You really cannot have it, Adela ; I must pack it ready. I shan't have time to pack it when — when papa relents.' ' Nonsense ! Papa isn't going to relent. Y^ou had better accept the situation, Molly. Besides, I want the bag.' ' You won't have the bag if you do want it,' said Molly defiantly. There is a certain limit, we are told, when MOLL Y PA CKS HER BA G 47 even the worm will turn. That limit had been reached — and the worm had turned. The poor little thing had been sat upon all through the vacation ; and her lover had been pulled to pieces in the most outrageous way. He had undergone the most brutal treatment at the hands of the mieno-a^ed young ladies of the neighbourhood. He had been crippled in every hideous and dreadful way ; he had been paralyzed in every limb ; he had suffered general dismemberment. Human nature could hold out no longer ; the last straw had been added to the load — the last straw was the disputed bag. There was a row royal. It was between sisters, which, as everyone knows, is most unusual. It was between Xewnham girls — in esse and in posse — which is more unusual. Let us draw a curtain over it. It is not seemly that the masculine eye should pierce it — and it was all about a bag ! CHAPTER III. A NEWNHAM GIRL. ' But now there are ladies in college, There are ladies in chapels and halls ; No doubt 'tis a pure love of knowledge That brings them within our old walls.' The bag was packed in spite of Adela's opposition. It was not packed in vain. It was well that it was packed ready before- hand — quite ready — all but strapj^ed. There would not have been time to pack it if Molly had waited until that last morning when the permission was given for her to return to Cambridge — to enter Newnham. She was quite ready when the unwilling A NEWNHAM GIRL 49 consent fell from the Kector's lips at the breakfast-table, after he had finished reading his letters. Xever were straps pulled into place more joyfully ! Adela's bag, which was full to repletion, refused to come to without the severest measures ; but Molly's portman- teau required no coaxing. It had all come about through Jack. Molly had written to Jack and explained the awful situation. Jack was sympathy itself, and vowed it was a confounded shame. But he did more. He knew exactly that the financial question was at the root of the matter, and he refrained from sending his usual budget of college bills into the paternal exchequer at the beoinnino' of the term ; he went so far as to say that he had a little balance still remaining of that last cheque, and could go on very well for the present. He did this quite unparalleled act of self-denial in order that Molly should come up to Newnham. He represented the vol. 1. 4 5o THE JUNIOR DEAN case so strongly that the Rector, who never refused his son anything, consented unwill- ingly, and with a very bad grace. To have seen the sisters drive up from the Cambridge station to Newnham in a hansom, with the two portmanteaus neatly strapped on the top, one would have thought they had never had a difference in their lives. Molly's eyes were so bright that you could have lit a candle at them, and she was in a flutter of delightful anticipation. She was a student of Newnham, and she would see her lover by-and-by. Adela was not a freshman — a freshwoman rather — she was in her second year ; conse- quently she was not excited. Her manners had that delightful repose that marks the female undergraduate, and she wore the accustomed pince-nez. There never was such a busy, happy time as that first week. There never was any A NEWNHAM GIRL 51 life so delightful as life in a woman's college. If anyone is disposed to ask that foolish question : ' Is life worth living ?' let her settle it at once by coming to live in a college for women. In the first place, if she is new to it, she will have to set her room in order, and, oh ! what occupation is more congenial to the female mind than hanging up plates and arranging aesthetic draperies ? This occupation will take a long time ; it may be prolonged over the whole three years — ten terms, one should say — of residence. Meanwhile, there is always the serious work of lectures. These may be taken ad libitum, and afford unfailing sources of delight to the intelligent and thirsty mind. To fly about' Cambridge with a bio; note-book, and elbow the meek and unresisting undergraduate out of all the best seats at lectures ; to come out above him in the examinations ; to take the 4—2 LIBRARY UNIVERSITY nr \\ LlfV0f