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By Ernest Glanville. i vol. London: CHATTO & WINDUS, Piccadilly. THE COMMON ANCESTOR ^ T^ovcl JOHN HILL AUTHOR OF ' TREASON-FELONY,' ETC. IN THREE VOLUMES VOL. L EoiltJon CHATTO & WINDUS, PICCADILLY 1894 V 4 THE COMMON ANCESTOR vj CHAPTER I. ' The gravel of the parade-ground of Wel- lington Barracks was grittier, if possible, than usual, and the buildings glared white in the hot, windless afternoon of a summer day, as did also the men's jackets as they -^ stood * easy ' in a long double row near a ^ wall which cast no shadow whatever. ^ Sergeants Anderson, Thomson, Galloway, '^^and Scanlan were marching up and down in . a rapid, rather pompous manner, side by side, with canes under their arms, and r^ wearing white jackets of which the colour was broken by a broad red sloping sash. A group of young officers of volunteers ^ VOL. I. 1 2 THE COMMON ANCESTOR and militia who were undergoing training stood conversing together, comparing notes on the experiences of their brief miHtary careers, and glancing furtively at pink or scarlet manuals and ' tip-books,' ' Brigade Movements put in Words of One Syllable,' * Battalion Drill made Easy for Idiots,' and similar useful epitomes and compendia made thin and square to go into the pockets of patrol jackets. When it wanted one minute to the hour, there appeared suddenly Sergeant-Major Maynard, invested with a greater authority and with a longer, thicker cane than the sergeants, and swelling in a tight jacket with faded blue Egyptian ribbons on the breast. A gold-banded forage-cap rested lightly on his right ear, and his white gloves were so stiff and strong that the fingers would hardly bend. He was a deep-chested, com- paratively short man, approaching middle age. Before he opened his mouth the men had fallen properly ^ at ease,' and the young officers smiled nervously, for THE COMMON ANCESTOR 3 Sergeant -Major Maynard's manner on parade was such a successful combination of ceremonial deference and bitter sarcasm that most of them went in deadly fear of him and credited him with the combined military qualities of Hannibal, Csesar, and Wellington. When he did open his mouth, the earth was nearly rent by a mighty noise, which had the effect of producing a sudden para- lytic stiffness in the men's legs, backs, and ■fingers, and might be recognised by the initiated as the monosyllable ^ Churn !' In the meantime the hour struck, and the Adjutant appeared, a tall, square-shouldered young man, with a red face, small fair moustache, and an eyeglass. He was dressed in the long undress frock and peaked forage-cap of the Grenadier Guards, and his belt, spurs, scabbard, and boots were of course beyond reproach or emula- tion. He looked bored but conscientious. He did not feel interested in these worthy young men who had to be taught which 4 THE COMMON ANCESTOR way the marker turned when front was changed to the left on the right company, but if it was his duty to see that they were taught, taught they must be, and addressed with parade solemnity as, 'Mr. So-and-so, will you hook your sword, sir V All the young officers awaiting instruction went up and greeted him formally, which he returned duly, and then turned to the men and com- manded in a high, trumpety tenor : ^ Fix bayonets !' Then he opened the ranks and inspected the men, and looked with one eye down the barrels of the Martinis, and handed the whole over to Sergeant-Major Maynard, who quickly formed them up into a column of little companies of eight men each (what the wit of the young volunteer officers called ' limited companies ' ; he be- longed to the London and North- Western regiment, fifteenth battalion), and the mili- tary aspirants were sent in batches to join these little companies as captains, guides, and markers. There were four such com- panies altogether, and each was in charge THE COMMON ANCESTOR 5 of one of the four sergeants, who took his own particular band as far away as he could from the other three, and proceeded to instruct them, and soon the parade-ground air was rent with the thunder of the sergeants and the shouting. The sun blazed on, the men perspired, the crowd of idlers outside the rails in Bird- cage Walk were much entertained, and one man (no doubt a free and independent working man, starving his family in obedience to his Union) observed to a pal, ' Well, I wouldn't be awded abaht and 'ollered at like a lot a (adjective) dorgs.' The Adjutant moved from one squad to another, and there was nothing that escaped his eye, even when he was looking the other way. Not a detail of the minutest kind did he omit, and he was ' deadly bored ' and mosb thankful when the time came (which he would not anticipate by a second) when he might lawfully say : ' Fall out, the officers.' Sergeant Scanlan had got his squad away 6 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Up where the cannon are, in the corner nearest Buckingham Gate, and was there declaiming loudly in a rather less wooden and more educated way than usual with the sergeant-instructors : ' The instructor will dress the officers from the right, and give the word ''Steady," on which they will carry swords and look to their front. Steady ! Right hand lower down, Mr. Smalley ; lower still, sir ! That's slopin' swords, not carry in'. On the com- mand " Shoulder arms," arms will then be shouldered. Shoul' h'lps ! 'S'were ! What's your name there V A sullen-looking soldier with red hair replied : ' Wilks, H Company.' ' What have you got to look about and be laughing at ? Don't let me catch you idling on parade again, young man !' (For- tissimo) ' ShouF hulps I That's better, now ;' and this sort of thing continued for some time amid general perspiration and grit. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 7 Sergeant Scanlan was a tall, powerfully- built young man with a fine military complexion, reddish moustache, blue eyes, and long well-shaped features. His cheek- bones were a little prominent and his nose straight, and a casual observer would have set him down as a pure Scotsman, which he was not, having been born in Dublin town of a Belfast mother and having an entirely Irish father. And there was a trace, a suggestion, to say the least of it, in his voice and conversation of such an origin. He had received a good education when young, and might have very well taken his place among gentlemen as far as the qualifications of good taste and manners were concerned, but he was almost de- pendent on his pay. His father and mother were both dead. The former had been a worthy and a well-meaning man, but had been induced to involve himself in some utterly ruinous investments, and to console himself for the resultant misfortunes with a fluid which, though excellent in modera- 8 THE COMMON ANCESTOR tion, is fatal in excess, purveyed by a firm called Jameson. The mother had been broken down by disappointment, hard work, broken pride, and her own father's relentless disapproval of her marriage with what he called a ^ worthless Popish rascal from Dublin.' This father of hers. Sergeant Scanlan's grandfather, was an Englishman by birth who had married an Ulster Presby- terian of Scotch origin, and lived in Belfast. Earlier in life he had been at sea, in the Swedish timber trade, in which he seemed to have made a great deal of money. He had no children except the one daughter who committed the criminal mistake (in his eyes) of marrying as above described, and he never helped her, spoke to her, or for- gave her in his own soul. And he was now a widower and an elder of the Presbyterian Church. He was aware that he had a grandson and a grand-daughter, and when informed that these orphans were earning a living of some kind, had replied that that was a good thing, and asked no further THE COMMON ANCESTOR 9 question. No one knew whether they were included in the condemnation of their parents or not. And so it came to pass that Dick Scanlan was earning an honour- able livino^ as a serofeant in the Grenadier Guards, and adding to its profits by serving as an instructor at the school at Wellington Barracks. And so it happened that Miss Scanlan, Dick's sister, was earning a no doubt equally honourable competence in one of the depart- ments, not of Government or Civil Service, but of another institution, which many deem nearly as important as, and much more indispensable than, any Government office, belonging to Messrs. Whitehall and West- grove, where she stood in stately mantles and walked in silk attire generally, to in- duce stout old ladies with crooked humps, and lanky young English patricians with flat figures and long necks and arms, to think that the mantles, etc., would become them as well as they did the square shoulders, flat back, full bust, and slender waist of lo THE COMMON ANCESTOR Honora Scanlan (the late Mr. Scanlan had a fine taste for names). Honora was j^ounger than Dick, being about four-and-twenty, and had a somewhat similar cast of features, but was dark-haired. She was also rather tall. When the parade was over, and the young officers had fallen out and saluted the Adju- tant, and were standing about chattering and comparing notes on changing front half- right on the left company, the young gentle- man who had been addressed as Mr. Smalley, and wore the uniform of one of the London battalions belonging to the King's Royal Rifles, went up to his instructor and said : ' Sergeant Scanlan, are you at liberty to come outside for awhile and have a chat V ' Thank you, sir, I will be very pleased. Are you after changing your clothes, sir, first V This politeness was official, on account of the listeners. In private they were more familiar. THE COMMON ANCESTOR ii ' Yes. I'm going up to the dressing- room now. I won't be long.' And he went into the barrack and ran up the dark wooden stairs. When he came down again, in the garb of a young gentle- man who might be in the Civil Service or an Inn of Court, with a shiny tall hat and a black coat and flower, he found Sergeant Scan] an waiting, no longer in the tight white jacket, but in a scarlet tunic highly decora- tive with chevrons, and medals and crowns and a sash — a very imposing person. And they went out into Birdcage Walk and turned toward Westminster. ' By Jove, it is hot,' said Smalley ; ' I don't think I shall be slaked under a cask. What do you think, Dick ?' * Oh, you can lower a lot of beer in weather like this, especially after the shouting I do. I've got a wonderful thing to tell you.' 'Oh?' * I had a letter yesterday at dinner-time, between parades. I'll show it you when we get inside somewhere and outside something. 12 THE COMMON ANCESTOR It will surprise you very much. It nearly knocked me silly when I read it.' ^ Nothing bad, I hope V ' Indeed no ! Quite the other way, as I look at it. My grandfather — ^your grand- uncle, old Smalley — is dead.' ' The devil he is ! Where ? Over in Ireland ?' ^ He was living at Belfast when he died.' ' Good old bull ! You don't look distressed, Dick.' ^ Distressed ! The old sweep ought to have been smothered long ago, rest his soul I He made my mother's life bitter for her, and had no pit^T- for her sorrow, and no help for our hunger. Well, he's payin' for it now, the black-hearted Protestant ! I'll pay for some Masses for his miserable soul. He's left me his money.' ' Oh, has he ? This gets interesting. He was opulent, wasn't he ?' ' Indeed I don't know. They talk in the letter I have of some thousands in this, and so many in that, and some more in t'other. I THE COMMON ANCESTOR 13 don't understand investments and that kind of rot. But I tell you what it is, Johnny: it's a lot of money, and I'm going to cut the service, take Nora out of slavery, settle down somewhere pleasant, where I can read up the books I have forgotten, and have a horse to ride and a trap for Nora, and two jollier orphans you won't often see. And the first thing I'm going to do is to stand you a drink. We'll have a bottle of champagne. Then you will come and dine with me and Nora ; you've never seen Nora, you know, and yet she's your cousin.' ' Not exactly cousin. I don't know the precise technical name for the relationship, when your grandfather was my grandfather's brother. At any rate, we have a common ancestor. Have you got a pass for this evening, or leave, or whatever you call it ?' ' Yes, and I'm going to be in plain clothes. We'll go to a restaurant somewhere, and then we'll go to a play. I've got to go and see the solicitor again, I suppose, but it's too late to-day. I'll go to-morrow. Here, 14 THE COMMON ANCESTOR come in here. Let us go into the lunch-bar ; we can sit down and be private there/ And Sergeant Scanlan strode into the inner sanctuary of a tolerably respectable-looking tavern in Westminster, and was an object of some interest to the young woman who, carrying out his rather unusual order, gave him a wine-list to consult. He carried it to the little oblong table where Mr. Smalley sat on a leather-covered bench, and said : * See now, Johnny, you choose it ; I don't know much about champagne except that it fizzes. I must get up my education in all these details.' ' All right. You get some of this — No. 35.' Sergeant Scanlan went back to the bar with a ' right turn and two paces to the front,' gave the order, accompanied by a facetious remark in an undertone to the young woman, who giggled, and was shortly heard calling down some tube, lift, or other chasm : ' Bottle of thirty-five, please I' Scanlan returned to the table, sat down, THE COMMON ANCESTOR 15 and produced from the interior of his tunic the letter, which he handed to Smalley. The latter read it. It was from a lirm of solicitors in the City w^ho acted as agents to another firm in Belfast, and contained a brief schedule of the late Mr. Smalley's property. Johnny (who, it must be re- membered, resided in Brick Court, and was supposed to be studying the law) had a pretty clear head, although he was far from industrious, and saw at a glance that Dick Scanlan had come in for a fortune that might fairly be called large. ' You have certainly fallen on a soft thing, Richard. You can be very comfortable in- deed on this. You are better off than we are, thou oh I believe we consider ourselves very lavishly, and hold our noses pretty high in the county, which partly accounts for the county rather hating us. I say, why not take a house near where we live ? I have a place in my eye that might do, I think, and I could get all the business part ar- ranged so that you would not be swindled. i6 THE COMMON ANCESTOR And I need hardly say I should be delighted to have you somewhere at hand. There are not so many decent men down at RedclifF but what w^e could do with another.' ' But how about your people — wouldn't they give us the cold shoulder, knowing what w^e are ? la soldier, and Nora a girl in a shop ? I wouldn't stand being snorted at by my own kindred, still less Nora, you know.' ^ Cold shoulder ? My people ? When you've got all that money ? My dear in- nocent warrior, they'd give you the roasted quail, and the hissing sirloin, and the butter in a very lordly dish. Cold shoulder in- deed ! I say, isn't it funny we should never have met until accident brought us together at these barracks ?' ^ Considering that you've been at college and trying to be a counsellor, while I've been adorning parade-grounds at Chelsea, Wellington, George's, Tower, and Dublin and Windsor, and taking reliefs round at in- tervals by way of a change, and that my THE COMMON ANCESTOR 17 only holiday was a tour in the Soudan desert, under difficulties, on board of an ill- tempered beast of a camel, I don't think it's quite as surprising as it might be. Con- sidering, also, that I was born and brought up in Ireland, and you in England. Here's your health and more power.' ' Well, will you consider my suggestion — about taking a house, I mean ?' ' Indeed I will ; but we must talk to Nora first. I'll do what's agreeable to her. Where can I see you about half past six?' ' Where do you want to go ? Whitehall and Westgrove's V ' I do.' ' Then come to Oxford Circus exactly at half past six, as if it was parade, don't you know, on the north side, where the people are always looking in the shop- windows, and I'll be there.' ' I will.' And they parted, Dick Scanlan to his barracks, and Johnny Smalley to roam VOL. I. 2 i8 THE COMMON ANCESTOR slowly up the east side of Regent Street criticising the bonnets and mantles and com- plete costumes ' from 42s./ to say nothing of the numerous admirers of them, who always cluster round these windows on a fine after- noon. Mr. Smalley was a dark young man of moderate size, who would be described in boxing circles as a middle-weight. He had a rather plump handsome face, with brown eyes, the complexion superinduced by a few weeks of Wellington Barracks in warm weather, a black moustache of the most at- tenuated and insignificant character, which he nurtured and caressed in the tenderest way. He had been at a University, and was going through the arduous ordeals necessary to those who desire to be called to the English Bar. His relatives — ' people ' he would call them — lived in the country, and were quite satisfied with a week or two in lodgings in the season. They had a good opinion of themselves (that is, above the average, for nearly everybody has a good THE COMMON ANCESTOR 19 Opinion of him or her self), and preferred being distinguished at RedchfF to being no- body in Welbeck Street. * Le borgne est roi, mais pas parmi ceux qui voient avec deux yeux.' CHAPTER II. The shades of a May evening had not begun to fall when Johnny Smalley came out again from his chambers, to which he had gone after his afternoon stroll, arrayed in a frock- coat and a carnation, and freshly shaved, singed, and shampooed, with a vague object, no doubt, of making a favourable impression on his new unseen relative, Dick Scanlan's sister. ' Pleased my people would be,' he re- marked to the man with whom he shared chambers, an old friend, 'if they knew I was going out to dine with a sergeant in the Guards and his sister who serves in a shop, and probably calls out '' Sign, please !" and adds up sums full of farthings and THE COMMON ANCESTOR 21 fractions of yards with frightful velocity. It is just the sort of thing my people would appreciate.' ' It is a funny story altogether. Is Mr. — er — your military relative an edu- cated person at all V ' Oh yes. He's not just like the average non-com. ; but he is not like us exactly, either. He has learnt some Latin once, and that sort of thing, but all in an Irish and Catholic sort of way, I take it. He is distinctly a gentleman, but not the regula- tion public-school and 'Varsity-man type. I rather like the variation.' ' He has a sister, I understand. Have you seen her ?' ' No. I was just trying to convey to you that I am going to meet her for the first time. I don't put on evening dress, because I don't believe Dick Scanlan's got any, and she will be sure to be in daytime dress, because she will be just leaving the — well, the shop, not to put too fine a point upon it.' 22 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ^ I shall be interested to know Avhat occurs.' ^ So shall I. Farewell; And Andrew Cunningham was left to his reflections, which were conducted with the aid of a cup of tea, plenty of books and magazines, tobacco, and a piano. Andrew Cunningham was several years older than Smalley, and was less fashionable and effervescent, though he did not despise pleasure in a quiet and occasional way, or make ^ unconventionality ' an excuse for dilapidation and untidiness. He had a tolerably comfortable income of his own, had travelled a good deal, understood many languages, read many books, and had, apparently, scarcely any relatives, for which Johnny Smalley said he ought to be thankful. He and Smalley had been at school together. Cunningham was a tall, strong man, with a sunburnt, sallow face, a black moustache, and bony features, in- cluding a rather prominent aquiline nose. He showed perhaps at his best when THE COMMON ANCESTOR 23 dressed in fishing clothes and struggling with a big fish somewhere between Gud- vangen and Stalheim. One summer he induced Smalley to come to Norway with him. Cunningham fished perseveringly all day, and came back copper-coloured and happy to supper at Hansen's in the evening, conversed over Frydenlunds 01 and pipes with Smalley most of the shadeless night, and was in high spirits. Smalley, on the other hand, stood about and made cigarettes, abominated fishing, had a weekly paper sent over to him from London, and bemoaned the perpetual daylight and the absence of female society. Of course he was deeply attached to about six different young ladies in the course of a season, and Cunningham, who knew him well, had had little anxiety about him hitherto. This evening, as Cunningham sat alone with the fading day- light in the Temple, he thought : ' He is a good boy. I'm glad he has picked up these relatives. It gives him opportunities to show he is a gentleman, which might not 24 THE COMMON ANCESTOR be expected after observation of his im- mediate progenitors. The beauty of it is that he at once put himself on a footing of famihar equahty with this young man Scanlan before he knew he was rich. I always believed, and I stick to it, that Johnny will be all right when he is put to a test. But the real test hasn't come yet. I wonder if the female Scanlan is attractive. Because, if there is the least pretext, Johnny will be wildly in love with her for a week or two, and his people will hear rumours of it magnified, and set kaleidoscopically forth with all the methods of malice, and there will be a row. Well, let time shape, and there an end.' And Cunningham began to consider that it was time to have some tea. He was a creature of primitive habits. Instead of going out to club or restaurant to dine in the evening, he made tea, and cooked an egg or two. He was rather a good cook in an elementary way. If he went out to dine in the evening, it was to please Smalley, and by way of exception THE COMMON ANCESTOR 25 and variety. Smalley liked to go well dressed to a good and rather fashionable restaurant where he could see people and be seen by them. On the other hand, he would willingly stay at home for ' nursery tea,' as he called it, for the sake of Cun- ningham's company. They both had very good tempers, were used to one another, and there existed between them that deep unspoken feeling which is friendship among Englishmen. Late in the night, probably a trifle past closing-time for licensed victuallers, while Cunningham was leaning his head and shoulders out of window and contemplating the young May moon over the Temple housetops, Johnny came running upstairs and irrupted into the room w^ith an ex- pression of pleased excitement, and his hat on the back of his head. He dropped down in one of the old deck-chairs, and gasped : * It is hot to-night, by George !' Cun- ningham came back from the window and sat down in the other chair, and the red- 26 THE COMMON ANCESTOR shaded lamp glowed gently on them both — the grave, hard-featured kindly-eyed older friend, and the comely, well-coloured, joyous- eyed younger one. 'Well?'^ 'Well, I liked it. We went to the Holborn, and dined in the big room where the band plays. Dick naturally compared it to his own band, to the advantage of the latter. We had clear oxtail, turbot and lobster-sauce, roast mutton, boiled potatoes and cauliflower, some asparagus as an extra, and some roast fowl and the usual sundries. About as commonplace Bayswater and suburban a dinner as you could imagine, but very good. We enjoyed it no end, especially the asparagus. Dick Scanlan insisted on having champagne, as it was his feed, you know, so we had it.' ' Did you select it V ' You bet. Theophile Roederer, Magnum. He is a splendid chap, is my relative. I believe I've induced him to take the Oaks, a vacant house about a quarter of a mile THE COMMON ANCESTOR 27 from our place at RedclifF. At any rate, I'm to make inquiries, and he'll go and look at it as soon as he can. He says what with getting all his business into an intelligible shape for his very unbusinesslike mind, and getting out of the army, and going about, and writing letters to solicitors, " I'm fit to be tired." After dinner we went to the Savoy and enjoyed it no end. Had a box, if you please. After that there wasn't much time left ; but we managed to put in some devilled kidneys and lager, and here I am. Jolly good evening I call it, don't you ?' ' You have dwelt |3^ii^cipally on the material luxuries — the turbots, champagne, and theatre — of the entertainment. How about the company ? You have not said one single word about Miss Scanlan.' ' I was coming to that in the course of time.' * Finally and very briefly, as the ministers say when they enter on a fresh screed a fathom long.' 28 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Just so. By the way, I want to have them both here to afternoon tea to-morrow. You don't mind, do you ? You could be out if it would bore you.' ^ I don't mind. I think it probable that I shall be in. But about Miss Scanlan ?' ' She's all right. Very nice indeed. Quite as much a lady as he is a gentleman, and he is that, by all those hardly-definable tastes, semitones, and delicate distinctions which nature, birth, and education between them in varying proportions endow a gentle- man with to distinguish him from a bounder. Now you know Lord Hendon as well as I do ; he has the birth, and someone once tried, I suppose, to give him the education, but nature " was in a working majority and carried him into the wrong lobby " with the bounders.' ' Let me remind you that we are talking about your kinswoman. Miss Scanlan.' * Well, I'm not a very good describer. She is rather tall, and dark, and — well, symmetrical, I suppose, is the word. She THE COMMON ANCESTOR 29 was dressed in black, because they have to, you know, at Whitehall and Westgrove's, and she hadn't time to change — at least, didn't wait to.' * What about her face ? You are a most intractable witness, Johnny.' ' About her face, Cunningham ? Well, to tell you the truth, it is the sweetest face that ever I looked upon, and I have looked on a good many. She has dark hair. It isn't exactly black, but it looks as if it were, and is done up in a way I can't describe in technical terms, but shows up the shape of her head, which is rather round and small. I think her forehead is low, but the hair comes over it in curls, and tendrils, and things, which hide it from one. She has large dark -blue eyes which look mournful in repose, but know how to laugh — deep wells, with truth at the bottom, I'll swear. Her profile is short rather than long, with a straight nose, which points more to the front than your classic noses in the same line as the forehead (which I abominate), 30 THE COMMON ANCESTOR and the line from the nose to the point of the chin is nearly perpendicular. As for her mouth, I can't describe it, but I would give much more than I've got to kiss it. I mean with all reverence. Her voice is low and soft, and there is something about it which suggests that she would sing contralto. To make a clean breast of it, old man, I'm gone, stuck, mashed, houleverse.' ' 'M yes. Third time this year, isn't it V ' Oh, but there is no comparing this with the others. No attempts at flirtation. No talk about dances and at homes. Quiet and serious. Doesn't talk much at all.' * This is almost worse than I expected.' ' Oh, for mercy's sake don't try to be sar- castic ! You know you are about as tender- hearted a man as fchey make within the four seas, only you choose to disguise it some- times in a verbose imitation of the cynicism of the penny novelette.' ^ Thanks.' ^ I eay, didn't you ever make a fool of yourself over a girl, Cunningham ?' THE COMMONIANCESTOR 31 * Why do you ask V ^ Because you always assume that it is a subject you only take a spectator's interest in — had you there, eh V ' Well, yes. I've been the usual fool. In fact, possibly the unusual fool. But that's played out now. Time's gone by.' ' Oh, is it ? Well, you're the best judge, I suppose. Wouldn't you like to unburden your memory with the story ?' * Oh no ! It's not a new story. Did you ever read " Esmond " ?' * Yes. Book about wigs and Duke of Marlborough and a lot of historic stuff.' ' That's one way of putting it, certainly. Well, there is a chapter headed " An Old Story of a Woman and a Fool." I don't intend to enter into further details. Tell us more about Miss Scanlan. How does she talk V ' Doesn't talk much. Looks as if she wasn't taking the slightest notice of you, or listening to what you are saying, when you are talking to her brother with all 32 THE COMMON ANCESTOR the brilliance you can command for her benefit.' ^ That's rather crushing.' ^ Then suddenly she strikes in with some- thing which shows that, after all, she has been attending, which gives you a lift just when you feel you are dragging.' ' I think this looks as if she understood Johnnies like you better than you do girls like her.' ' I don't know so much about that. She's awfully unworldly, so to speak. Says just what she means, that is, and then looks shy at having said it.' ' Brogue ?' ' Well, maybe a little. You can judge for yourself to-morrow. I'm going to bed.' ' Perhaps it is about time.' CHAPTER III. On the following afternoon, when Johnny and his friend had laid their table elaborately for tea, and bouofht some strawberries and a few flowers to complete the festive and luxurious nature of the entertainment, and put some pins on one of the bedroom toilet- tables {a la Copperfield, by way of making it fit for a lady), a knock came at the door, and Dick Scanlan and his sister came in with military punctuaHty at half-past four. Miss Scanlan had left the service of Messrs. Whitehall and Westgrove, which she could do at a moment's notice, but her brother had not left the service of his Sovereign, owinof to certain short but inevitable tech- nical delays, and had, in fact, been instructing VOL. I. 3 34 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Johnny Smalley and others that very day in the art of changing front quarter right on the left company ; but his exit from barracks in civihan attire had been winked at, owing to his very brief and formal further subjection to regulations. They were both formally introduced to Cunningham, Miss Scanlan looking sh}^, and Dick solemn. Then Johnny invited her to go and deposit her hat in the bedroom. Johnny's bedroom had been selected, as it contained more scent and frivolous appliances than Cunningham's, and bore less the appearance of an anchorite's cell. In the meantime Dick Scanlan went to the open window and looked out into the sombre courts of the Temple, and observed to Cunningham : ' You've quiet quarters here.' ^ Yes, as a rule. On nights when boys like Smalley get made barristers — call nights, as we say — there is often something of a noise.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 35 ^ Oh, there would be ! But you don't mean to say that Johnny's a counsellor ?' ' No, not at present.' ' You will be one yourself, though ?' ' Tribute to your venerable appearance, old man,' observed Johnny. ' Sit down, Dick, and make yourself at home.' ' You will find that deck-chair on the left of the window a good one, I think,' said Cunningham. ' Yes, I am supposed to be a Common Law barrister, but it doesn't seem to lead to much.' Here Nora Scanlan came in again with- out her hat, in a black dress, stately and graceful, calm and serious, and shy withal. ' You must come and administer the tea, please,' said Johnny to her. His usual self-possession had rather left him, for he wanted to call her Nora, and did not like to yet, and would not call her Miss Scanlan because it would be a bad precedent, difficult to break out of, so he called her ' you.' ' Very well,' said Nora, sitting in the place 36 THE COMMON ANCESTOR pointed out to her, and looking for a moment with those serious eyes at Cunningham, whom she had scarcely seen before. Then she engaged herself in the details of that operation all women are at home in — the preparation of tea. Johnny brought a boiling kettle from a gas-stove in some mysterious lair, and poured out as requested. ' You must excuse our mode of living, Miss Scanlan,' said Cunningham, 'if it seems a trifle barbaric and hand-to-mouth ; but we are at the mercy of patent ap- pliances for cooking, and keep no servants, except the usual laundress, who doesn't count.' •' I think you ought to be very happy here,' replied she. ' I expect you are. You've got everything very comfortable.' ' We think so, at any rate,' said Johnny, 'and that's the main thing. Dick, if you think tea rather washy, there are other things in the background.' ' Thanks, the foreground's good enough for me. Did you hear, Mr. Cunningham, THE COMMON ANCESTOR 37 what an enjoyable evening Johnny gave us yesterday ?' ' I rather gathered that you gave the evening, and that Johnny did the enjoying mainly.' * Oh, we all enjoyed it,' said Nora Scanlan. ' Will I give 3^ou much sugar, Mr. Cunningham ?' ^ Yes, please. That is, about the usual quantity.' Cunningham had noticed in her speech signs of the country of Miss Scanlan's birth, which I shall not try to represent phoneti- cally, as the result would be an exaggerated caricature of the slight and occasional varieties of phrase and pronunciation which occurred. For instance, she frequently said * w411 ' where an English young lady would have used ' shall,' and her ' much ' sounded rather like ' moch.' But it is not to be supposed that she spake like the women who sell buttonhole bouquets and oranges in Piccadilly Circus, and get into what they call ' throbble ' at Marlborough Street, any 38 THE COMMON ANCESTOR more than Dick Scanlan spoke like the ex- traordinary monstrosity accepted as the Irish type on the Enghsh stage. Nora spoke as an Irish lady speaks, and very pleasant it was to hear her voice, as Johnny Smalley had learned yesterday, and as Andrew Cunningham was now learning. ' I've written to my people, Dick, about my discovering my new kinsfolk, and I am going down to RedclifF in a day or two — in fact, as soon as my time is up at the barracks and they've j)loughed me in battalion drill ; and then I'll look up that house I talked of, and write and tell you how the land lies.' ' Oh, get away with your ploughing ! You're all right,' replied Dick. ^ He wants us to come down and live in the south near his place,' he added explanatorily to Cun- ningham ; ' it's handy to the sea, and a pleasant country, as far as I can understand, and I'd as soon be in one place as another, if it's a good place.' ' Would you like it, Miss Scanlan V said Cunningham. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 39 ' Indeed i would. I love the sea.' ' There's awfully good boating and bath- ing,' said Johnny ; ' do you like that V * I do. I can row and sail a boat, and I can swim.' ' More than many of them can do. Tennis is what they are mainly cracked on.' ' I don't care about that.' ' Glad to hear it. You can't imagine how sick I get of hearing them talk about it.' ' Nora's a deal too lazy,' said Dick. ' Are you ?' asked Johnny. ' I am — very lazy.' * That's all right. I sympathize. Tennis may be healthy, in moderation — if anybody ever was moderate at it — but it's not grace- ful as a rule.' Miss Scanlan was one of those rare persons who, when they have nothing to say, say nothing, and she made no reply. She ate strawberries instead. After awhile she observed that Cunning- ham's cup was empty, and asked him if he would take another, to which he replied in 40 THE COMMON ANCESTOR the affirmative. Johnny and Dick had not finished theirs, and there was silence for a little while. Then Miss Scanlan said : * It all seems impossible to me. I hardly feel real.' * You look real, I am happy to say,' re- plied Johnny ; ' but what is it V ' Oh, the being rich, and being able to do what w^e like, and not have to be in a situa- tion. You don't know what it feels like, to be sitting here having tea and strawberries in a comfortable chair, thinking all the time I ought to be trying those miserable mantles on to dowagers. I feel I ought to be going back, and that there will be a row.' ' I should think you must have had some entertaining experience in that Mantle De- partment ?' observed Cunningham. ^ It is amusing at first, but after you've been standing about all day long, taking the same things off the hooks and putting them up again, one after another, for a lot of people who don't know their own minds, and getting pitched into by the forewoman or THE COMMON ANCESTOR 41 head, just because she's out of temper with the customers, and must let it off on some- body, you're fit to be tired.' ' I should think so. But the people that come to get things must be funny. I mean that you must have opportunities of seeing the grotesque little tricks of Vanity Fair in their crude and undisguised stage. They don't mince matters when they talk to you, I suppose ? They say, '' Look here, I'm a dwarf with a fifty-inch waist, and I want to look straight and slim," don't they, and then you recommend the article, and so on ?' ' Not quite that. In the first place they do mince matters, even to me. There is Lady Well, never mind names, I dare say you know her : she's like your description, and very vain, and doesn't like spending her money, so she comes in the carriage with her two daughters, ugly girls with little heads and long necks, long hands and long- feet, little sailor hats and plain tweed dresses. They think they are like the Princess of Wales, which of course they are not, and 42 THE COMMON ANCESTOR get all their things at Whitehall and West- grove's, and whatever they read the Princess wore anywhere, they try to imitate it, and a holy show they are. Well, this lady comes in in a silk that cost 3 8 s. 6d. a yard when new, perhaps, and a bonnet that might have been picked off an ash-heap, followed by the Princesses, as we used to call them, very tall, and taking long steps. Her ladyship wants a mantle. " Miss Scanlan — forward, please," I hear from the head, who is busy with some other customer who gives less trouble and spends more money. Forward Miss Scanlan goes, and the Princesses stare for a moment, as if I was a new sort of animal, and then go on looking at the stock. My lady wants something good and handsome, and fashionable and cheap. That's easy, of course. Nothing inconsistent about that. So I fetch something I know she won't take, to see what sort of a price she will run to.' ' Just to find the range, as you may say ?' interpolated Dick. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 43 ' Yes. And then she twitches it about, shakes up the beads a Httle, puts her glasses on, and asks the price. Twelve guineas, I say. Oh, but she wants something much cheaper than that, and a great deal better. '' Oh, certainly, madam," I say, as if it were the simplest thing in the world, and after putting about three-quarters of the stock on her back, she settles on a showy cheap thing with some damage or soil on it, for which she gets an abatement. Then she makes me put it on and walk up and down, and buys it grumbling, but satisfied that she has got her money's worth, which is just what she hasn't done.' ' And goes away, no doubt,' said Cun- ningham, ' under an impression that when she wears it she will look like you ?' ' I suppose so.' And here Nora smiled for a brief moment. ' I tell you what would be a lark,' said Johnny Smalley, ' and that would be if you were to meet this lady in society.' 44 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' It would. But I don't think that's very hkely. We're going to live mostly in the country, and be happy in a quiet way.' ' Well, but society exists to some extent even in the country. Do you know, I think I know who this lady is, from your descrip- tion, especially of the daughters. You might as well tell us the name V ' What do you think it is V ' Does it begin with a " G " ?' Miss Scanlan smiled. ' Well, yes.' * Oh ! Well, you may see her yet, with that mantle on.' ' How glad you must be to get out of that slavery !' said Cunningham. ' I was glad to get into it once. I might have been in a worse situation, and people who have to earn their living have to take what they can. The want of money is the root of most evils.' * Faith, that's true,' said Dick ; * it was a sorrow to me every day to know she was at that place. I was very well off : I liked the THE COMMON ANCESTOR 45 service, and ours was a very good mess, and the exercise was healthy, and ' ' And you might have been a counter- jumper,' observed Nora. * I'd be a thief first. Pity girls can't be soldiers !' ' Never mind,' said Johnny, ' we are all going to be a merry family now. And a very curious family we are. Do you know, Cunningham, the legend of our ancestor? I don't think you do. And I'm pretty certain my cousins don't.' ' I don't know that I do.' ' Well, in the year something, about the time Britannia ruled the waves to some purpose, and children in bed trembled at the Bogie Buonaparte, one John Smalley sailed from the port of Portsmouth on board of the Victory, of which he was one of the crew. He may, indeed, have been a petty officer, for all I know. He left a wife and two children, a cottage, farm, and two or three fields behind him near Ports- mouth. I imagine that he got the land 46 THE COMMON ANCESTOR through his wife, and that it formed the principal incentive to his marriage. He also made a will, in case of accidents — or, rather, a Portsmouth lawyer made the will — and my ancestor, and your ancestor, Dick — let us call him the common ancestor — put his mark to it, and it was witnessed by the solicitor's clerk and some other com- petent person, no doubt in due style, leaving all he might die possessed of to his wife in trust for the children, his eldest son to have it all on majority, except that he set aside a certain annual portion for the mother as long as she lived — very little, no doubt — and a trifle for the younger son on his majority. The total, of course, did not represent much ; but living was not so difficult then, and if he died on His Majesty's service I suppose the widow would get something from the Admiralty. Very good. All that is very commonplace.' ' We've never heard a word of all this,' said Dick ; ' go ahead, Johnny.' ' Well, he and the Victory sailed away THE COMMON ANCESTOR 47 to the West Indies after Villeneuve, and back, with the fleet commanded by an admiral called Nelson. And one October day they had a bit of a disturbance to which the French and Spanish fleets were parties near a place called Trafalgar Bay, on the coast of Spain, and the common ancestor shared the fate of his commander. John Smalley was knocked overboard by a big wooden splinter, and that was the end of him. His widow got her allowance from Government, and gave the boys what was then thought a good education for people in their^osition. The ancestor himself was totally illiterate, of course, but had picked up little bits of nautical and profane Spanish, and Italian, and French, I dare say. I think I have heard my grandfather say he spoke them all three very well, but that is improbable. ' In due course the boys grew up, and the widow died. The second son went to sea in the mercantile way, and became your grandfather, Dick, and you know the rest 48 THE COMMON ANCESTOR of him — his acts, and the things that he did, are they not written in the book of Double Entry ? But the eldest son got the pro- perty, and farmed in a small way for a time, and I think lent money a little, and sold garden produce by contract to officers' messes, and other profitable things, till Portsmouth and Southsea grew so big that his fields and garden were surrounded by streets, and shops, and lodging-houses, and the value of his ground of course went up enormously. ' He then let it to builders, lent them money on mortgage on the buildings, and generally foreclosed and got the houses in that way very cheap, for the builders were more ambitious than their capital warranted by a good deal, as they sometimes are. ' So this good man, my late grandfather, came to be a capitalist in good time, partly through his own ingenuity, and partly through external conditions altering, such as I have described. Then it became necessary to send a railway line through THE COMMON ANCESTOR 49 some old potato patch he had bought cheap, in the straight hne in which he had had a private straight tip that the railway would run, and he got ridiculously large compensation. He was always playing little games like that. Then he managed to get his leg broken by the railway as soon as it was made, and got more compensation. Then he married a widow with a lot of money, and became quite a local magnate, and built a fine house, and subscribed to local charities, took the rents of all his houses and lands, lived comfortably to a pretty good age, begat sons and daughters, and died in the odour of sanctity, and left his property, originally the cottage and fields of the common ancestor, now a hand- some fortune, mainly to his eldest son, my governor, whom he brought up as a gentle- man to the best of his ability. In the meantime the legend of the common ancestor expanded as time went on, and the abilities, distinctions, and even social and naval rank of the C.A. received what may be called VOL. I. 4 so THE COMMON ANCESTOR unearned increments, until at the present day, when Nelson and Trafalgar are looked on much as the Armada and Queen Bess, as belonging to a glorious but obsolete and almost mythological heroic age, I really think my people believe him to have been a post-captain, and to have probably taken over the command on Nelson's death. We have a highly imaginative portrait of him at home in the dining-room, standing calmly in a raging thunderstorm on a perfectly level deck, shrouded in a blue cloak, hatless, and scowling at the elements. My grand- father left it to us, so it must be genuine.' ' Well I never !' observed Dick, * I'm glad I've heard that. It's something to know that one had a great-grandfather, and more — that he died in action.' ' When was it he died ?' asked Nora. 'October the twenty-first, 1805, at the age of twenty-five.' ' Poor fellow ! That's young to begin dying, isn't it ? Then, it's through him we're related to you ?' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 51 * Yes, exactly/ replied Johnny. Nora (who also as yet shirked the Christian name, especially in its customary familiar diminutive, and did not fancy ' Mr. Smalley ' as a name) pursued : ^ Then, what relation are we to you at all V * Well, your grandfather was my grand- father's younger brother. Your mother w^as my father's first cousin. That is as far as I can explain coherently. " Cousin " is a good useful word, and is near enough to describe us, too, I should think.' ^ I suppose so.' ' Well, that being clear, have some more strawberries, everybody.' Everybody pro- tested that they had had enough. ^ Then,' said Johnny, ' let us smoke.' Dick took a short black pipe out of his pocket, and began loading it with his thumb in a matter-of-course way. Cunningham said : ' Do you mind. Miss Scanlan V ' Certainly not. But, Dick, you are not going to go on using that dirty old black dhudeen now j^ou're rich ?' 52 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Indeed I am. It's been a true friend to me for years when I was poor, and I'll not give it up now.' ^ I wish I had a clay like that !' said Johnny. ' My constitution never would allow me to colour a new clay properly.' ' I'll get you a good Protestant clay from Derry,' said Dick, 'and colour it for you with canteen twist, and then you can go on with it with that hay of yours. Nora, we've been keeping these gentlemen about long enough, haven't we ?' glancing cere- moniously at Cunningham, who, instantly divining that he was the cause of this polite shyness, said : ' Nothing of the sort. Johnny and I are going to have a smoke with you now^ and then we'll take you round to see the Temple, and the gardens, and the church. I dare say you haven't been here before, Miss Scan Ian ?' * Indeed no. It's a fine place to live in, and wonderfully quiet, to be so near the Strand.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 53 After a little further desultory conversa- tion they all went forth from Brick Court to explore the Temple. It was a beautiful sunlit afternoon, and the shadows of the venerable and learned courts lay very sharp on the pavements. Cunningham went first, with Dick Scanlan, the latter looking very upright and square-shouldered in a new tweed suit, the former rather less smartly set up, and a trifle thinner, but a strong, wiry man, in an old suit. Johnny followed, in a black fluffy, single-breasted jacket adorned with a gardenia, with Nora Scanlan. * I hope you'll like our neighbourhood, and make up your minds to stay there,' said Johnny. ^ I expect we will. Your friend's very clever, isn't he ?' ^ Yes, and the best fellow in the world. I don't go in for being a learned and accom- plished sort of Johnny myself, but I respect it in others. He can play the piano. I can just manage to accompany myself on the banjo.' 54 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' I never learnt much, and I'm afraid I've forgotten that. I don't know how I shall get on, I'm sure. I expect people will laugh at me, and I shouldn't like that.' ' Oh, bosh ! You're all right.' Nora was silent awhile, and then said : ' I hope your people will like me, Johnny.' He started joyously at hearing her bridge the gulf of ceremony, and replied : ' I'm perfectly certain everybody that knows you will like you.' ' It's very kind of you to say so.' ' I say, do you mind my calling you Nora V ' No ; of course you ought to.' ' It's an awfully nice name.' ' I'm glad you like it.' And they strolled about the Temple and examined such features of it as were in- teresting, with the kind of conversation appropriate to such pursuits, historic ex- planations on the part of Cunningham, dropped in a kind of negligent apologetic manner, as of one reluctant to seem in- THE COMMON ANCESTOR 55 struct! ve, sufficiently reverent appreciation on the part of Dick Scanlan and his sister, and occasional lapses into facetious under- tones on the part of Johnny Smalley, at which Xora, as a rule, did not laugh. Finally, the brother and sister drove away in a hansom, after returning much thanks for their entertainment, while it may be taken for granted that Johnny did not lose the opportunity of appointing to call the next day — the Scanlans were now at a hotel, pending more permanent settle- ment — nominally to talk about business and the house at Redcliff, really to improve his acquaintance with Nora. When he and Cunninofham o^ot back to their chambers, Johnny said : ' Well, what do you think of them V ' They seem amiable and inoffensive. The man is sensible and intelligent, and the girl is, no doubt, good-looking, and they behave very nicely. I should say you are quite right in classing them as a lady and gentleman.' 56 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Well, is that all V ' I haven't had much opportunity of observing more. Candidly, and without intending any disrespect, I should think conversation with Miss Scanlan rather up- hill work. Perhaps that is my fault more than hers.' * You might just as well say straight out that you think she is rather stupid.' ^ Straight out, I do think so.' * Well, that's where you're wrong, old man, I'm perfectly sure. Now, I know what you're going to say, that because she is devilish good-looking I am going to give her credit for all the other virtues and capacities, but I'm not quite such a fool as that. She is rather silent, because she is not quite accustomed to the new state of things, and is a bit shy of you, most likely, my learned friend ; but stujDid, you bet your boots, she is not.' ^ Very likely you're quite right and I'm quite wrong. I don't see how anybody could be shy of me. In any case, it is no THE COMMON ANCESTOR $7 business of mine to criticise her. Look here, I've made rather an acquisition this morning.' And Andrew Cunningham ex- hibited a large and aged brown book, entitled ' The Naturall Historic of Plinie.' ' I got that while you were getting shaved and shampooed and ordering strawberries and exotics.' CHAPTER IV. Not long after the foregoing events, Johnny Smalley was examined at the barracks and passed, not with distinction, but with safety, in the arts of position-drill, guard-mounting, and the command of a company in battalion, and departed along Birdcage Walk much pleased with himself, and in a very military frame of mind, to receive compliments from the sentries along the rails and in Whitehall for the last time. He went to his chambers and changed his costume, admiring in the glass the sunburnt appearance of his face, traversed by the diagonal white marks of the forage cap and chin-strap, and then met his cousins, as they may be called, the Scanlans, by appointment at Victoria Station. There he said : THE COMMON ANCESTOR 59 * Dick, it is usual to present one's sergeant instructor with a trifling gratuity. In this case I think we must pretermit that custom, but you will both lunch with me instead, and then I'h be off.' ' I'm not a sergeant instructor any more ' (I think Dick said ' Annie Moore '), ' but Kichard Scanlan, Esq. And probably J. P., D.L., and R.M. before long. Ah, I forgot, you don't have R.M.'s in England — that stands for Removable Magistrate, Nora — never mind, my son, we'll do justice to your lunch, and celebrate your certificate.' ' I'm very glad you've passed,' said Nora ; ' is it a captain you are now ?' ' Not till a vacancy occurs. Thanks. I'm glad it's over, though I had a very good time at Wellington. The photographic group was the most trying part, I think, next to the exam itself.' In due time Johnny departed in the train, to go to his ' people ' in the country. The Small eys, Mr. and Mrs., and four Misses Smalley, lived at a ' place ' called 6o THE COMMON ANCESTOR Pernbank, on the outskirts of a small sea- side town or village. The other ^ places ' in the immediate neighbourhood were The Oaks, The Laurels, Sunnyside, Llannelly, Kenil- worth, Keswick Lodge, The Manor House, The Vicarage, and The Rectory. In these lived the resident gentry. Besides these were inferior villas, used as lodgings by summer visitors, such as Cyprus, Inkerman, Woodbine Cottage, Oxford and Cambridge Villas, Ulundi, North View, and two very small and squalid semi-detached habitations, which were cracking with the approach of a landslip of the cliff they stood on, called Marlborough House and Devonshire House. There was also the new, large, and much- advertised Riviera Hotel, and the old and ivy-grown Turbot Inn. The name of this seaside village was Redcliff, and it was what is known as a Summer Resort. It made its living in winter from what it earned as a resort in summer. Doctors recommended it. The Riviera Hotel had ' nursed ' the medical THE COMMON ANCESTOR 6i profession very carefully in some occult way, and not seldom did the London con- sulting physician say : ' You want a little change, you know, not too long and fatigu- ing a journey : why not try KedclifF ? There is a very good hotel there, the Riviera, I think they call it. Lady Malinger and Lady Highstrikes went there last year, and were delighted.' Then the local * general prac.,' as the medical slang has it, once had the luck to engage a ' locum ' for a week or two, when he took his holiday at Easter before the season began, who was a bit of a geologist, and scientific generally ; and this ' locum' went out straightway and discovered a * Mineral Spring,' and brought home some of it in a six-ounce bottle and analyzed it, and found everything in it — sulphur, iron, manganese, iodine, potash, lithium, soda — brandy as well, for aught I know, which invalids of different sorts require. I fancy he calcined the sediment, and found rubidium and caesium in the ashes, with a direct- vision 62 THE COMMON ANCESTOR spectroscope. It is true he was a great smoker, this young man, and hung over his experiments pipe in mouth. Be that as it may, at the end of his Quantitative Table, where everything w^as worked out, and set forth to several places of decimals, he put ^ Rubidium and Caesium — Traces.' This was an immense lift for Redcliff. The next edition of the Riviera Hotel's advertisement in the daily papers contained the addition of, ' in the immediate proximity of the celebrated Redcliff Spa.' After that, a German Durchlaucht, the reigning Prince of Glauber and Seidlitz, Johann XXIX., was induced to spend a fortnight at Red- cliff, and pronounced himself much bene- fited by his stay. He also declared the new Institute open, while the volunteers presented arms, and the band played the Brause-Marsch, the celebrated national air of the Seidlitz principality. This completed the making of Redcliff, as it had, in addition to the above advantages, a good sandy shore for bathing and boating, picturesque cliffs, THE COMMON ANCESTOR 63 pretty walks inland, an old Low Church, a new High Church, and a Congregational Chapel. Since the visit of Johann XXIX., one became familiar with the Royal Riviera Hotel, I need hardly say. Then, it must be understood that Red- clifF was not a vulgar place. Excursionists, if they came at all, only came for a few hours, by steamer, and returned again. The lowest kind of visitor who stayed a night or two was nothing worse than a bicyclist, or a pedestrian with photographic apparatus, and such an one went to the Turbot Inn. The majority of visitors who came in the season, which began in July and ended towards October, were legal, clerical, and business gentlemen from London, tolerably well-to-do, with wives and children, and recently-married couples. The professional gentlemen, with families and spades and buckets, took up their abode at Cyprus or Inkerman, while the young married couples went to the Royal Riviera Hotel in all the pride of new clothes 64 THE COMMON ANCESTOR and trunks, and paid seven and sixpence a head for a chop, potatoes and bread and a bottle of beer, with smihng innocence. Sometimes Americans came. The Koyal Riviera Hked them nearly as well as the married couples, because they were always ordering iced water and ^ crackers,' and the Royal Riviera charged sixpence for a glass of iced water, and sixpence for a hard biscuit, ' served in a room,' fourpence if served in the salle-a-manger. The Riviera was above ' Coffee-room.' That might be good enough for the Turbot, where you were waited on by mere maids. But the Riviera had a salle-a-manger ^ with German waiters. The Smalleys of Fernbank were residents, and only knew other residents, unless some very exceptional visitors were recommended as deservinof of a call. At The Laurels lived General Barker, who was an amateur astronomer, and an interpreter of the Book of Revelation, the various vials, trumpets and beasts of which he applied to con- temporary politics and celebrities, whom I THE COMMON ANCESTOR 65 will not risk libel by naming. He wrangled with and dictated to the Vicar on this subject a good deal, and rather embarrassed his wife and two daughters, who looked on the Bible and religion as subjects hardly decent to talk about, on weekdays at any rate, and were afraid people would think the General ' queer,' which he was, very. At Sunnyside dwelt Mr. and Mrs. Paynter, a harmless couple approaching middle age, who cultivated a mild form of social gaiety and fashion, and approved of a decorative ritual, thereby incurring the anathema of General Barker. Llanelly was inhabited, or rather infested, by the family of Admiral and Mrs. Moore, consisting of countless little boys all exactlj" alike, who went to school, passed into the Britannia or Sandhurst, and sprang on Society in tail-coats as ' Mr. Moores ' with puzzling rapidity and succession. At Kenilworth abode Mr. Satterthwaite, a retired manufacturer from the North, a keen politician of the old-fashioned Radical VOL. I. 5 66 THE COMMON ANCESTOR views, a member of the Society of Friends, and a widower, reputed to possess enormous wealth. He had a son who was at Oxford, and was aristocratic, ^ individuahst,' and Conservative, who shuddered to hear his father say to his friends : ' Thee must coom to dinner next weyak.' At Keswick Lodge Hved Miss Gibbs, an elderly spinster lady, of some property, who was kind and clever, a little dictatorial, gifted with a loud sharp voice, and some- thing of a country accent. At The Manor House appeared, at such times of year as were fashionable. Sir Atkin- son and Lady Gooch. Sir Atkinson Gooch was Lord of the Manor, Chairman of Quarter Sessions, Deputy-Lieutenant, had been Member for the County before the extension of the franchise, was still Com- modore of the Yachting Club, Deputy Usher of the Blue Umbrella, and withal a wizened, mild, and retiring potentate, much given to gardening, and an authority on bees. Lady Gooch, having been the widow THE COMMON ANCESTOR 67 of a country solicitor before Sir Atkinson married her, against the advice of all his relations (who did not want him to marry at all), took upon herself rather more pomp than is customary with average royalty, and was less kind than Miss Gibbs, more dictatorial, and not clever at all. At the Vicarage lived the Vicar, Mr. Disney, a good man, but unfortunately a little mad. His wife and son and daughter were moderately fashionable and gay, and addicted to tennis, as befitted. At the Rectory (the Vicarage belonged to a new district, brought into existence by the rapid modern extension of Redcliif) dwelt the Rector, a delightful old-world Rector with snow-white hair, who had a pretty old-fashioned wit of his own, did his duty up to his lights, was a Rural Dean, and feared no man. He had a good old wife, and no children, and everybody liked them both. The Oaks, as has been mentioned, was vacant, and it was there that Johnny 68 THE COMMON ANCESTOR intended the Scanlans to take up their abode. The Oaks was of course quite modern, built about the time when ItaHan villas, with square, flat-topped, slate-roofed towers were the fashion, in a period before the resurrection of the Stuart style and the general outbreak of red bricks. All these houses were modern except the Rectory, The Manor House, Keswick Lodge and one or two of the lodging houses. But The Oaks was comfortable, and was furnished, at any rate sufficiently to make a start with, and had a good piece of garden and field, and a stable. It had recently been vacated by a lady and gentleman who caused scandal to Red- cliff, and were a theme of much conversation, on account of the alleged non-existence of a legal or canonical authority for their cohabi- tation, of the strange guests they enter- tained, and of the satanic orgies which were asserted to be carried on by these. Conse- quently, the owner, who lived abroad, was anxious to get some other tenants. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 69 As to the town or village of ReclclifF itself, it consisted of one little street of shops, mostly old thatched stone houses, with a few ambitious yellow-brick new ones stuck in here and there, and some scattered cottages inhabited by agricultural and sea- faring people. Its commerce was mainly concerned with photographic views, spades and buckets, and the ordinary necessaries of life. The industry of Redcliff consisted of catching lobsters and getting as much as possible out of visitors. Being situated on a cliff, and frequented by invalids, there was an opening for donkeys and bath-chairs to convey people up and down from and to the beach. Shells might also be bought, which certainly did not come out of the seas of British latitudes, but yet had a suitably marine appearance ; likewise weird pictures in glass cases, composed of coloured sands by an intelligent cripple, of Redcliff Bay and Boylieu Abbey (pronounced ' Rooly '), a ruin in the neighbourhood, to which picnics could be made. 70 THE COMMON ANCESTOR When Johnny Smalley reached home, he found his family 'placed,' as the reporters say, in a state of excitement concerning the Scanlans. * What sort of people are they ?' asked Mrs. Smalley. ' You said next to nothing in your letter of real information. Does anybody know them ? You said that he was in the Guards.' ' Yes,' said the second Miss Smalley ; 'and I told Edie Disney we had a cousin in the Guards.' 'Yes, I thought you would,' said Johnny. The second Miss Smalley — Helene they called her, with the accent on the 'lene' — had been for some years past reckoned by her mother, herself, and a few other people, to be a beauty, and Miss Edie Disney had been similarly reckoned for a rather shorter time by rather more people ; consequently, the two were intimate friends, and loved each other dearly, and anticipated each other in the fashions. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 71 ' He has left the service very recently — in fact, since I wrote,' continued Johnny. ' Isn't that rather a pity?' said the youngest Miss Smalley but one, who really was a beauty, though her sisters had not discovered it, and would have been a little surprised if anyone else had noticed it. She was fifteen, and afflicted with the name of Jane, her mother having run out of her stock of names from novels when she was christened, and her father desiring to gratify an aunt, who had secretly invested all her wealth in an annuity, and chuckled at the attentions paid her. Jane rather expected the new cousin to arrive in scarlet and a bearskin hat, on a prancing black charger, with all the military attributes — physical, intellectual, and moral — which her favourite romances had taught her were usual, including the drooping moustache, expensive cigar, the gnawed under-lip, and the invincible strength of his Order. ' I don't know that it is such a pity ; it 72 THE COMMON ANCESTOR was hard work and very little play. He wasn't an officer, you know.' ' Not an officer !' exclaimed Mrs. Smalley. ' How did you come to know him, then ? What was he V ' Sergeant-instructor to my company at Wellington Barracks.' ' A common soldier V ' Rather an uncommon soldier, I fancied.' Johnny took rather an apish delight in the appearance of momentary paralysis which came over his family. Helene Smalley wondered what explana- tion would have to be given to Edie Disney. * In the first place, a non-commissioned officer is not a common soldier, any more than our celebrated ancestor was a common sailor when he perished gloriously at the Battle of Trafalgar.' 'He was a captain,' said the eldest Miss Smalley, named Lilian, who, not being in any way beautiful, ' went in for ' intellect in various transitory ways. ^ I think the Foretop was the name of the THE COMMON ANCESTOR 73 ship he commanded, wasn't it V repHed Johnny. ' However, let that pass. Dick Scanlan is a very good fellow, good-looking, and quite as well educated as anybody about here — except the Rector, perhaps.' ' It was hardly necessary for you to get so intimate with them, though,' said his mother. ' That's so like you ; you never think.' * Oh, don't I !' said Johnny, calm in the consciousness that the second arrow was still safe in his belt. ' And what is she f asked all the Misses Smalley. ' She ! meaning your other cousin — Dick Scanlan's sister ? Well, she tvas an assistant in the trying-on mantle department at Messrs. Whitehall and Westgrove's when I made her acquaintance.' ' A shop girl, in fact,' said Mrs. Smalley, in a tone of solemn offence, in the subdued way in which one alludes to something verging on the improper. * Yes. She will be able to give the girls 74 THE COMMON ANCESTOR straight tips on gores and gussets and cut- ting on the cross.' ^ I hope you did not suggest that we should know them ? They would be out of their element in our sphere of society, and it would really be no kindness. Goodness knows I am not uncharitable, and I don't attach any great importance to artificial social distinctions, or wish to give myself airs about nothing, like Lady Gooch ; but you really must draw the line somewhere.' ^ Lady Gooch thinks that too, and she draws it at us,' observed Johnny, with ex- asperating truth. ^ Oh, but that is no parallel at all. The cases are absurdly different. It is rather a pity you stumbled against these Scanlans, and still more that you were so indiscreet as to get intimate with them,' continued Mrs. Smalley, with a vague and awful vision in her mind of Johnny misallying himself with a ^ shop girl.' * By the way,' said that sapient youth, ' did you know that their grandfather, old THE COMMON ANCESTOR 75 Mr. Smalley of Belfast — our grand -uncle, you know, girls — was dead ?' ' I don't remember noticing it in the papers. There has been no intercourse between your father and him for years, and I always understood he was very solitary and peculiar — some kind of a shopkeeper, wasn't he, in a small way, or kept an inn, or something ?' Mrs. Smalley was not proud of her hus- band's relatives and antecedents — except, of course. Captain Smalley of glorious memory, the Common Ancestor of the Smalleys and Scanlans — and did not often allude to them. She had noticed that death in the paper, and said nothing about it. Mr. Smalley never read that part of the paper, and there had been no reason on the part of anyone at Belfast to send him a private intimation. ' He was neither a small shopkeeper nor did he keep an inn. He was, as you say, solitary and peculiar. In early life he was in the Swedish timber-trade, in which he made many shekels. All the oak, mahogany 76 THE COMMON ANCESTOR and walnut '' modern " furniture, so fashion- able and expensive, is, I believe, made of Swedish deal. \'ery well. Then, marriage and increasing years and infirmities having inclined him for a shore-life, he became a builder and contractor over there — in Ire- land, I mean — and so amassed still greater wealth, and when he died left a large fortune, a regular " pile." ' ' We never knew anything of this. Your father ought to have found it out ; but he is so — well, there, it can't be helped now the poor old man's dead.' Johnny observed that the late Mr. Smalley had been promoted from the small shopkeeper to the ' poor old man.' ' Shortly,' reflected Johnny, ' he will be " your ]30or dear grand-uncle." ' ' Well ?' said Mrs. Smalley. ' Well, that's all. Oh ! You mean, whom did he leave it to ? He left every sixpence to Dick Scanlan. Didn't I mention that ? I intended to. That's why he left the service.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 77 There was only one person who laughed, and that was eTane, the youngest Miss Smalley, and she laughed consumedly. Otherwise there was a short silence. Then Johnny said : ' As to my getting intimate that you were complaining about, I had neither time nor opportunity to do so, to any extent.' ' Well, after all,' said his mother, ' they are your own flesh and blood, and I must say it would have been unkind if you had not noticed them. Then, they are really nice, you say V ^ Yes. Very nice.' * What is the girl like ?' asked Helene. ' You will be able to form your own opinion, because I think it very likely that they will take The Oaks, if they find it suits them and you all treat them decently.' ' Treat them decently ! Our own rela- tions !' exclaimed Mrs. Smalley. ' I should hope there was no doubt of it.' ' No ; I thought not. Well, then, that's all right.' 78 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Are they very Irish V asked LiHan. ' Well, yes, up to a certain point. They are good-tempered and kind-hearted, but rather proud ; and I warn you that they will not stand being patronized, though they will be very grateful for kindness.' ' I quite understand,' said Mrs. Smalley ; * it is not necessary for you to lecture me and your sisters on how to behave.' And Mrs. Smalley reflected that The Oaks was a larger and more expensive house than Fernbank. And Johnny strolled out of doors accom- panied by Jane, pleased with an afternoon's sport, which had quite come up to his ex- pectations. ' Now let's go for a walk,' said Jane. ' The Court is with you,' said Johnny, taking a pipe and pouch out of his pocket, and setting a brown cloth cap on his head. ' Where shall we go ?' ' Let's go along the cliff as far as the coastguard station, and then we can see the sea without any bothering old bath- THE COMMON ANCESTOR 79 ing-machines and people swarming round us.' ' Are the bathing-machines swarming much just now ?' ' Oh, you know ! I say, you might tell me about these cousins of ours now properly. Mother has been very touchy about them for the last day or so, because Helene let out to Edie Disney that they existed, and now the whole place knows, and mother hasn't been able to make up her mind whether they were an acquisition or not. What's she like ? And is she pretty ?' ' Tall, dark, blue eyes. The answer to the latter part of the question is in the affirmative, as Ministers say.' * Does she have nice things ? I suppose, with all that money, she dresses splendidly ?' ' I've only seen her in black. It looked all right, but I can't describe it. Re- collect that " all that money " has not been at her disposal long. I have no doubt she will dress as well as anybody here, or better. You'll like him, I think.' 8o THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' What is he like ?' ^ Tall, well made and set up, reddish hair, long legs, and blue eyes.' * Has he got a moustache V * Oh yes. More than I have, a good deal.' ^ Well, I should hope so. What do you call him V ' A few weeks ago I called him Sergeant Scanlan. I call him Dick now.' ' And her, too V ^ I do not call her Dick at present, or Sergeant.' * I mean, do you call her whatever her Christian name is ? What is it V ^ It is Honora in full. Her brother calls her Nora.' ' That's awfully pretty, and so nice and Irish.' ^So'sshe.' ' Are you very much in love with her, Johnny V This was serious. Jane was a consumer of romances. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 8i ^ Very. Of course. Naturally.' This was intended to be jocular, but failed to delude Jane. * 'M, You know you admired Edie Disney last Christmas.' ' Did I ? Who said so V ' She did.' * Then she has a good old imagination of her own. Did she tell you V ' Xo, but she told Helene, or let Helene think so, and Helene told Lilian in her bed- room, and Florrie and me listened at the door.' ' Grammar and decorum equally defied. Well, Edie Disney can't hold a rushlight or a paraffin match to Nora Scanlan. They don't belong to the same category.' ^ What's a catty gry ?' ' Oh, look it out ! Where the mischief is your expensive North German governess and your rows of " modern acquirements," eh?' * Oh, she's having a holiday, and so is my grammar, and I think North German and VOL. I. 6 82 THE COMMON ANCESTOR French acquired in Paris, and modern accomplishments, are all equally horrid. I don't want to go to a Cambridge local and get a certificate.' ' You're not likely to.' ' I want to be jolly.' ' Unnatural child !' And they walked on. ' You've just come in time for the gaieties.' ' Oh ! Which are they V ' Well, Miss Gibbs has a garden-party ; they're nearly always jolly, because there's lots of strawberries and cream.' ' Pig !' * And there's going to be a rose show and tennis tournament combined in the club grounds, with a military band and ices. Helene and Lilian are awfully excited about it, because they expect to win bangles at tennis ' ' Anything else ?' ' Oh, lots of things ! There's the regatta and the fancy ball. Oh, I say, when are these Scanlans coming down here ?' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 83 ' Oh, I don't know. Soon. I've got to see about The Oaks for them, and I'm going to suggest — no, on reflection I'm not going to suggest, because I think it will come off without.' ' What V ' Why, give our good parents a little while to what they call think it over, and they will ask the Scanlans to stay with us till The Oaks is ready and settled, see V ' Oh, that will be awfully nice !' * Where's the governor ? Haven't seen him yet.' ' Oh, he's gone to see Mr. Paynter and Admiral Moore, to get them to take his side. He has had an awful row with Mr. Satterthwaite.' ' Again V * Yes. It's about the new tennis-ground, and politics, and a lot of things, and they called each other awful names at a meetinof at the Institute last night, and papa's full of it now\ There's a ofreat swell here at 84 THE COMMON ANCESTOR the Riviera that took papa's side a good deal and knows the Gooches. He's going to take the new house they are building at ChfF Edge. He's awfully rich and very clever and musical ; they say he plays the piano wonderfully. Several people have called, as the Gooches know him, and he says he is going to reside. He's got a wife who is coming for the bathing because she is delicate. She hasn't arrived yet.' * Oh ! What's his name ?' ' Mr. Scheiner.' ' Oh ! Curious name ! ^ Oh, Johnny, he is so handsome, and very amusing 1' ' Yes.' Johnny's enthusiasm did not seem awakened by this statement. ' All the girls admire him awfully.' Johnny then said what ninety-nine hundred thousand young men out of a million who rather fancied themselves would say on such provocation, ' What's he doing down here V in a suspicious tone. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 85 ' I don't know ; he likes the place, I suppose.' ' And the society ? Eccentric person !' Here they reached the place where the flagstaff of the coastguard stood, the highest part of the clifl^, and they greeted the man who was engaged in lowering a big red flag with which he had signalled to the next station along the coast. They also stood still and looked out at the sea, wide, glittering, and gray, with purple and brown patches near the shore, and the series of clifls and promontories receding to the left in diflerent stages of atmospheric perspective, from sunlit red through hazy purple to dimmest gray, the last with a white shapeless dot at the water's edge, which was a lighthouse. On the right lay the Bay of Redcliff*, with yellow sands covered with children digging, nursemaids reading novelettes, young men throwing stones into the water, young women sketch- ing, middle-aged persons of both sexes dozing in graceless attitudes, and waterside 86 THE COMMON ANCESTOR characters in blue loafing and keeping an eye on customers for boat, canoe, or bathing- machine. Above the sands came shingle, to walk on which was lameness and boot- destruction, and above the shingle came an esplanade. Further to the right the clifF rose again, and was crowned by a fort, showing the neat green, turf outline of some of its traces, a flagstaff, a chimney or two, and three black-faced carronades command- ing the landing-place in the bay. A few artillerymen in white canvas fatigue dress and Austrian caps stood or lay on the grass on the parapets, smoking and ' passing ' remarks on what they saw below. Johnny and his sister were looking south by west when they looked out to count sails on the sea-horizon, and west when they looked at the dark-green symmetrical out- line of the Romer Fort above described. It was a beautiful summer afternoon ; the sea was lapping the sands gently ; the cork- floats marking lobster-pots lay in the water languidly, and did not bob up and down ; THE COMMON ANCESTOR 87 the smoke on shore from the chimneys of lodging-houses preparing tea or dinner, and from thatched, creeper-covered, rose -crowned cottages further inland, all ascended straight; the big elms and beeches among the hay and corn fields stood in a warm haze, while the yellow gorse on the down where our friends stood blazed in sunshine, and the lark sang over them. Johnny thought how Nora Scanlan would enjoy this after a year or so of the air and scenery of the Mantle Department, and how he mio'ht induce her to come out in a double canoe. He also hoped she might not share the general admiration for this apparently fascinating and accomplished Scheiner. When he and Jane had turned to walk homewards, and come away from the flag- staff on the cliff into an inland tree-shaded lane, by way of varying the route, they met two gentlemen walking slowly and con- versing. One of these was broad and stout, had a large face adorned with moustache and side- 88 THE COMMON ANCESTOR whiskers, a head defiantly uphfted, a loud voice which was in use, a checked knicker- bocker suit, loose and floppy, knitted purple stockings, immense calves, and thick-soled, expensive-looking shooting-boots. He carried a thick stick, with which he slashed at the hedge and hit pebbles at intervals. His features were not ill- shaped, but had a sug- gestion about them of a deficiency in taste and breeding. This was Mr. — locally known as Captain — Smalley, Johnny's papa. The ' Captain ' originated in the fact that Mr. Smalley had once been in one of the county volunteer battalions, at a period before that branch of her Majesty's forces had attained to its present degree of efficiency, and before so many accomplishments and so many cer- tificates were required. But Mr. Smalley 's voice was very martial, and carried about seven hundred yards point-blank range. So ' Captain ' the countryside called him, and he accepted it, and stood up at public banquets when ' The Army ' was given as a toast, looked defiantly around him, and blew a little. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 89 The gentleman with whom Mr. Smalley was walking was a slenderly-built, sym- metrical man below the medium height, very carefully dressed in a dark - blue serge yachting suit of good cut, and dark-blue cap to match, set a little on one side and back- ward, not after the manner of 'Enery, but more after that of some of the Continental military. His complexion was sallow and sunburnt, his eyes dark and expressive, his features delicately aquiline and aristocratic. He had curly black hair, streaked with gray, and a luxuriant, crisp moustache of the same tone, turning lightly outwards and upwards, which allowed regular white teeth to appear when he smiled. He wore a crimson silk tie in a sailor's knot, and a silk handkerchief of similar colour peeped from his breast- pocket. He carried no stick, but never seemed embarrassed by the presence of his hands. When he smiled, it was a delightful boyish smile, in which the eyes took the chief share. 'Who is the Homo Pithecus with our 90 THE COMMON ANCESTOR parent ?' asked Johnny, at once springing in his own mind to the right conclusion. * Hush ! He'll hear,' said Jane. Mr. Smalley greeted his son boisterously : * Well, my boy ! Back again once more like a bad shilling, eh ?' * Yes, I've come back,' replied Johnny. ' Oh, ah, Scheiner, this is my son. Johnny, this is a new neighbour of ours, Mr. Scheiner.' That gentleman took his hat off, and then shook hands, observing, ' Delighted to make your acquaintance, Mr. Smalley,' in good English. ^ He's been passing his examination for promotion,' continued the proud parent. * My instincts or my experiences told me,' said Mr. Scheiner, ' that Mr. Smalley was an officer as soon as I saw him.' ' Bye-bye ; see you at dinner,' said Mr. Smalley, as he and his friend passed on. * He seems rather a decent sort,' remarked the somewhat elated Johnny. And then a voice behind him said : THE COMMON ANCESTOR 91 * Spare a poor man a copper, capting !' Johnny turned, and beheld an aged, filthy and evil-looking tramp, clothed as with things picked from a dunghill, who had an unshaved face and a leathery skin. Two brown streaks of tobacco-juice adorned his chin at the corners of his mouth. This person con- tinued : ' Pore ole sailor-man ! Fought for my country in the Baltic — los' the use of my right 'and.' ' 'M yes 1' said Johnny. ' Salamis and Actium too, no doubt. Want a drink ? I suppose you must have it.' And Johnny gave him a few coppers. ' Thank you kindly, capting, and Gawd a'mighty bless you — and you too, my pretty ! 'Scuse me, sir, but can you tell me '00 the genelman is jest gone by ? I axed he for a trifle, and he said as he'd give me fourteen da3^s if he ketched me again beggin', as he calls it. Walkin' along he was — along of a furren-lookin' party.' * That is Mr. Smalley, and he is a magis- 92 THE COMMON ANCESTOR trate — a beak, for thy better understanding — and I should think he would keep his word/ ' Smalley, is it ? Oh ! Well, it's a 'ard job for a pore man to get a 'onest livin' in these yer times. I minds the time when genelmen was genelmen, not like what they is now. Not meanin any offence to you, sir.' ' Thank you. Good-day.' * Good-day to you, sir, and thank you kindly.' Then, approaching nearer to Johnny, he added in a hoarse, tobacco-laden whisper : ' A few cigars any use to ye, capting, or a bottle o' Kewryso ?' ' Oh, that's too thin — much too thin ! Not this evening, good friend. S'm other evening.' And Johnny and Jane walked on, leaving the elderly pilgrim to his meditations, which were mainly directed to the immediate acquisition of rum in exchange for Johnny's alms. ' What did he say V asked Jane. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 93 ' Oil, he murmured some bosh about cigars and hquor, meaning to excite my romantic mind with the notion that he was a bold smuggler.' ' Perhaps he really is. That would be fun !' ' Perhaps he isn't. It's an old trick, that. I say, the governor seems pretty thick with the " furren-lookin' " party.' ' Oh yes. He has put down his name at the club, and Mr. Scheiner says he is going to send for his yacht.' * Oh ! He seems a great swell.' ^ You'll see him at dinner soon. We are going bo have a party now youVe come back.' ' Are you going to appear at it ?' ' Rather. I'm not out, but that will be in our own house. When are the Scanlans — oh, of course, yes ! I forgot. We are gfoing- to ask them.' ' Yes. I think you may be pretty sure of that. ' CHAPTER V. Dick Scanlan and his sister had the pleasure of receiving the following letter after a few days, as they were sitting at their breakfast- table in the great restaurant attached to the immense modern hotel in which they were temporarily installed in the neighbourhood of Trafalgar Square. That is to say, the letter was addressed to Miss Scanlan and intended for both. The envelope and paper were shaped and tinted in the latest fashion, and bore a crest, which Dick examined seriously while Nora read the letter aloud : ' " Fernbank, ' " Redcliff. ' " My dear Miss Scanlan, ' " I hardly know really how I should address you, but think I ought to THE COMMON ANCESTOR 95 have begun, ' My dear niece '; but no doubt we shall settle all that when we know each other better, which I trust will be very soon. ' '' I was so surprised and delighted to hear from my boy of his extraordinary dis- covery of our new relations, and I am sure it will be as great a pleasure to us all to know you as I gather it has been to him." * Good old blarney, isn't it, Dick V ' Oh, she's very kind ! Don't mark time in the middle, but go on.' ' '' My husband and I shall be delighted if you can both manage to come and spend some time with us, pending the time when your own house will be ready for you, as I understand you are about to become our neighbours at The Oaks. The Oaks is a very nice house, and I think you will like this part of the country. There are some very nice people about here, and plenty of amuse- ment, and RedclifF is within easy reach of 96 THE COMMON ANCESTOR London. Victoria, I believe, is the station to start from. ' " I have no doubt we shall have a great deal to talk about in one way and another, which I shall postpone till we meet in the flesh, and will only repeat that you will be welcome here as soon as you can tear your- selves away from town, which, I suppose, is at the height of its gaieties just now. We were indeed grieved to hear of your j)oor dear grandfather's death, and all sympathize sincerely with you in your loss. ' '' I am, ^ " Yours very sincerely, ' " Eleanor Smalley. * *' P.S. — The children are longing so to make the acquaintance of their new Irish cousins." ' * What do you think of her, Dick V ' Faith, I think it's hospitable and kind. Would you like to go ?' ^Yes.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 97 ' Well, go and pack your kit, and I'll look up the ABC time-table/ ' Oh, you can't do it like that ! We must write and thank her, and say when we're coming. And how will I pack up before my dress comes home, at all V ' As you please. You write them. Let's go into the writing-room and do it.' And they left the table and walked off, Nora stately as usual, and Dick stalwart and erect, and still bearing the barrack sunburn. Several people turned to look at and admire them as they passed. In the sumptuous but depressing writing-room they sat on opposite sides of a little table, and Nora said : ' What will I write ? Can't you write it ?' ' Indeed I will not. But I will make a draft, giving the sense after my style, and you can copy it out at greater length, and embellish it after yours.' ' Do it, then.' And Nora leaned back in a luxurious green leather chair and paused majestically and defiantly. Dick wrote : VOL. I. 7 o8 the common ancestor ' Madam, ' I have the honour to inform you that I have received your letter, for which I thank you sincerely. We will arrive at Redcliff by the train leaving Victoria at on day. ^ I have the honour to be, ' Faithfully yours.' * There, that's the way to do it.' ' That ? Give it here. That's not long enough.' ^ It says what I mean. Why would it be longer ? I used to write any number of notes for Captain O'Reilly of our company. I was a devil of a man at correspondence.' ' Well, I can see you don't know how to answer an invitation at all. Now, Dick, you'll behave when you go down there ; and don't carry on and talk as if there was nothing in the world but barricks. See that, now ?' ' There's very few better things in the world, then, if it comes to that, and barricks THE COMMON ANCESTOR 99 are better than mantle departments any day. Barricks makes a man out of a lout ; makes a dirty dog a clean man ; makes an ignorant man learn ; makes a waster obedient ; makes the rogues go to church ; makes an idle man punctual ; makes a cheeky man civil. And by this and that, the service gives an Irishman a home and an occupation where he's happy and decently treated, and let to be loyal to the Queen of Great Britain and Ireland — God send her glory ! — which is what few other places do. But have your own way, and write an elegant note. I'll not say any- thinof aofainst that.' After a little further wrangling, Nora produced the following : ' Empire Hotel, Northumberland Avenue, ' Dear Mrs. Smalley, ' You are very kind to invite us to stay with you, and my brother and myself thank you sincerely. We will be very pleased to come to EedclifF on Thursday, by loo THE COMMON ANCESTOR the from Victoria.' ('Look up the train, Dick, and I'll fill it in.') ' I am sure we were as glad to know your son as he was to ^know us, and we both like him very much.' (' There, that's enough, isn't it ?' ' Yes, of course. Break off now.') ' Thanking you again for thinking of us, ' I am, very sincerely yours, ' HONORA SCANLAN.' ' There, now that's off our minds. What do you want to do, Nora, this morning V ' Well, now our time's cut so short, I want to see some more of the things in London I never had time to see when I was in business. Let's go to the Academy to-day, to begin with.' ' All right.' And after due preparation they went and walked in the June sunshine along Pall Mall and up St. James's Street, Dick remarking, as they passed the palace : ' There's Wilks of H Company on sentry duty ; always chewing tobacco on parade he was — chewing it now.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR loi Then they looked at a few shop-windows in Piccadill}^ and entered in at the gates of Burhngton House along with all the gaily- dressed summer crowd, and the strutting^ green and gray pigeons, and were very soon straying about in that most madding crowd in the first room, and trying to see things w^hile the stylish British public walked in front of them, turned round, backed on their toes, ran elbows into their backs, and made foolish remarks to one another about the pictures. However, being in good health and spirits, and not yet overpowered with that lassitude and headache which always come on in the last room but one before the sculpture, they struggled patiently from one point to another, and enjoyed themselves fairly well, and found many pictures to admire. It is a well-known fact to anybody who has experience, that it is scarcely possible to go to the large room in the Academy in June without meeting somebody one knows. I02 THE COMMON ANCESTOR On this occasion Dick Scanlan met Mr. Gordon-Innes, an officer of his old company, who greeted him kindly, congratulated him on his altered circumstances, and entered on a short conversation with him. In the meantime Nora, who was looking at a picture of some Roman beauties engaged in some pleasant and beautifully painted Roman occupation, a few paces away from her brother, found herself close to the grave, rather gaunt face of Mr. Andrew Cun- ningham, who bowed and shook hands calmly, and said : ' Hot, isn't it V ' It is. But I don't mind that.' ' How do you like the Academy V ' Very much, as far as it goes. But I've only just begun.' ' I think in some respects it is better than usual.' ' I can't say much about that, as I have never been before. We're using up our time to see things in London a little now we are able, and in a few days we're THE COMMON ANCESTOR 103 going clown to stay with Johnny Smalley's people.' 'At ReclcHfF? Are you really? I am going there before long. I have an uncle there — one of the few live relatives I have — whom I am going to stay with during part of the summer and long vacation.' ' I suppose you will be glad to get a holiday V ' Oh, I don't work so very hard. I have got some work, certainly, and I'm going to take it down there with me. My uncle has a good quiet, comfortable library with a lot of books in it, many of which are really worth reading. I'm supposed to be writing a book, you know.' ' Oh !' Cunningham was slightly disappointed at not being asked what his book was about, and put it down to absence of interest in literature, whereas it was really due to shyness. Just here Dick joined them, having parted with his military friend, and being somewhat elated at the I04 THE COMMON ANCESTOR public recognition he had received from his former superior officer. He shook hands with Cunningham, who said : ^ I gather that I shall see you down at RedcliiF shortly/ ^ Are you going to stay with Johnny, Mr. Cunningham V ^ No. I'm going to stay at the Rectory. The Rector is my uncle. I hope to do a little work, but don't feel very industrious in this sort of weather. Glad you're not on parade, aren't you V ^ I am. Will you take a bit of lunch with us, Mr. Cunningham, when we have seen the Academy through ? We'll want it, I think, by then.' ^ Thanks very much, but I'm engaged to meet a friend of mine at the Law Courts at one o'clock. Some other day, if you will allow me, with great pleasure. In any case I shall see you soon at Redcliff. Good-bye, Miss Scanlan. Good-bye.' And he sauntered calmly on. ' How do you like him ?' said Dick. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 105 * I don't know. He is a little too superior, I think. Cold.' ' Oh, the English are cold-blooded and superior. ' ' But Cunninofham's Scotch.' ' They're worse.' ' He's a great friend of Johnny's, and he believes in him, and has known him from a boy, so I suppose there must be good in him.' ' He's right enough, I'll swear. You girls care a deal too much about some little trifle of manner, or style, or appearance. Mr. Cunningham has more in his brains than Johnny will get in fifty years, and Johnny's a clever boy, too. He learned the battalion drill as easy as hymns.' ' Johnny's got a heart and feelings, and doesn't look as if he thought " I must go and be civil to those curious Irish people Johnny has picked up." That's him.' And Nora gave an imitation of the grave, dry Cunningham manner, which would have surprised that tall Common Law barrister io6 THE COMMON ANCESTOR had he heard it, for that was exactly what he had thought. And yet he had imagined Nora to be stupid. ' Well, we shall know more about him soon, if he's going to be at RedclifF. I'm wondering what our relations will be like. There's a lot of sisters, aren't there ?' * I don't know how many. Three, I think. If they are like Johnny they won't be bad-looking. I hope we shall get on all right.' ' Oh, I expect so. Don't worry about it. Just take things as they come.' ' Can't take them any other way, I sup- pose. But such funny things have come lately, that I feel rather in a balloon still.' ' Well, let's go and look at some more pictures. There's one here of Tel-el-Kebir rather good, only the kilties have lost their distances and direction in extended order more than they need do with nobody in front of them but dirty Egyptians.' And the Scanlans pursued their way THE COMMON ANCESTOR 107 further in moderD art, until they came to tiie sculptures, where they sat down and decided that they had enjoyed the Academy very much, but had had enough of it to last till the following year. Then they went and had lunch. During the few days of their emancipa- tion they had visited the British Museum, the Tower, the United Service Institute (where Dick was quite at home, and ex- plained everything freely), and the Houses of Parliament, and were much impressed and entertained. The skies were blue from day to day, with flying white clouds and bright sunshine ; London was at its best, and life seemed to open a new and beautiful world to these two, and they roamed about among strange and delightful ways and things like innocent and happy children. They also visited the Law Courts, as will appear. In due course their outfits were completed, and they packed their new things in new portmanteaux, looking on the details and io8 THE COMMON ANCESTOR results of ^ being rich ' as parts of a kind of a new game. Dick would have been unnecessarily lavish in the way of dresses and hats and such-like for his sister, and ^ given himself away ' helplessly to harpies who inscribed ' Robes — Modes ' in gilt diagonal letters on black marble and bore French names ; but Nora knew her ground very well indeed in these regions, and knew exactly what to do and to get, where to get it, and whom to employ to make it. The results were very satis- factory indeed, as Dick remarked when he saw his sister in a gray travelling dress and a cunningly wrinkled black straw hat with curling black ostrich feathers, but- toning gloves in the luxuriously Oriental entrance hall of the Empire Hotel, while menials carried their luggage down to a cab. * Nora dear,' Dick said, 'you are a beauty, and that's the truth. There's some good putting good clothes on you : you do them credit. Now, you always stand and walk as THE COMMON ANCESTOR 109 straight as you do to-day, mind that — now we're going into a new hfe.' ' Mind you do.' ' Oh, each will look after the other, and God will take care of both.' ' Cab's ready, sir.' CHAPTER VI. A SLIGHT retrogression must here be excused for a few pages. Andrew Cunningham left the Royal Academy with the intention of walking to the Law Courts, where he really had an appointment, though Miss Scanlan had doubted it, and was crossing from the north side of Coventry Street to the other, in order to turn down the side of Leicester Square, when the following incident oc- curred. There was, as is usual on a fine day in the season, a large traffic along Coventry Street, mainly of cabs. The ones with fares dashed along with great velocity, as they always do about there. They are stylish cabs as a rule in Coventry Street, THE COMMON ANCESTOR in going to or from Piccadilly and the Great West at large, with dazzling white roof- cloths scolloped and scarlet at the edges, and brand-new india-rubber mats on the floor, and bevelled glasses, matches, speaking tubes, reading-lamps, and spring cushions inside. Their patrons are mostly stylish young men and young women who are in a hurry, and these cabs certainly do dash along. There are certain corners and crossings where the dash seems to reach its maximum. Piccadilly Circus, at the east side, near the railway offices, is one. The debouchement of Coventr}^ Street and Wardour Street into Leicester Square is another. The cabs coming down Wardour Street are not quite so like a Roman chariot race as those coming at right angles to them, for the former only come from Oxford Street and the north, where the people are not quite so smart as those from Piccadilly and the west, but Wardour Street is downhill, and hansoms do not have brakes, so the inferiority in pace is for the moment compensated by gravitation. 112 THE COMMON ANCESTOR When Cunningham was in the middle of this crossing — Cunningham was a Londoner of long standing, and the Temple is in Fleet Street, so that he was as calm and secure in a crossing as in a hayfield — when he was in this crossing, I say, he observed two small boys amusing themselves as the children of Central London affect, by running across the street in front of the cabs. This is a very fine old game, valued partly for its ex- citement and risk, and partly for the annoy- ance it causes in drivers, and the alarm on the faces of the driven. It may be readily imagined that to make a driver pull up a horse suddenly so that the hind-hoofs make a long slide on the wood pavement, and then to jeer at him as he hurries away hurling futile blasphemy sideways and backwards, is great fun. The more daring and experi- enced imp will sometimes stand still in the middle of the road suddenly, with affected unconsciousness, and muse with its back to the horse. This is generally a little girl, gifted with a very high, sharp and shrill THE COMMON ANCESTOR 113 voice, which will break into fiendish yells of laughter when rescued from seem- ingly inevitable disintegration by grown-up passengers with scared faces. It is a very jolly game indeed, much jollier even than driving iron hoops into pedestrian shins, or slashing at whip-tops between pedestrian feet, or suddenly stopping in a stooping attitude in front of them. But it can be tried once too often. In this case a dirty little boy of about six was engaged, with another dirty little boy of about the same probable age, in maddening the drivers at this corner, when one of them was knocked over by another cab, going in the opposite direction to the one lie was diverting himself with, and was dragged from certain death by Cunningham at the expense of some bruises to himself. As it was, the little boy's arm had been broken, and he howled loudly. The other little boy had of course run away. When the victim was sufficiently rational to gasp out that his address was in Golden Square, VOL. I. 8 114 THE COMMON ANCESTOR the usual frowzy crowd was hemming Cun- ningham in, as he stood with the httle boy in his arms, the httle boy making the situation more soothing by howling like a dog shut out at night. A plausible, curly- haired ruffian with pug puppies under his arm, and another attached to him by a string, suggested a four-wheel to the ' aws- pital.' Cunningham said : ' You go and get the four-wheel, then, my friend.' This dissolved the crowd. Every man blackguard of them bolted after a cab, and Cunningham and the little boy were in one in no time, and the crowd were left quarrel- ling over the consequent coppers till a large and gloomy member of the C Division arrived and dispersed them. Cunningham decided to take the boy home to the address he had given. The boy was unable or unwilling to give any information about himself or about his re- latives ; so Cunningham simply pulled the kitchen bell when he reached the house in THE COMMON ANCESTOR 115 that abode of fallen grandeur called Golden Square, where most of the houses have turned into commercial offices and stores of incongruous kinds, and hospitals for special complaints, and asked the female who opened the door to whom the little bov belono-ed. The female, who was of the landlady-cum- caretaker and charwoman order, with the inevitable dingy black dress, white apron, and pained expression, simply stated that he was Mrs. Denison's boy, on the second-floor, second bell alongside the front-door, and disappeared. Cunningham observed that there were no less than four little bell- handles in a perpendicular row, and pulled the second. After a rather long interval, during which the little boy continued to howl in a subdued manner, as he lay on the mano'v o-reen- velvet back seat of the four- wheeler, another female appeared, young, and of the ' general ' order (or disorder), and, in reply to Cunningham, said that Mrs. Denison was upstairs — would he step up ? Cunningham explained, and the general said : Ii6 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Oh, that Alexander, he's always gettin' in some mischief. It's something crool. I've no patience with him !' After which un- sympathetic statement she proceeded to hug and caress the grimy and wailing Alexander, and administer soothing phrases, while Cunningham paid the cabman. Then he sent the general on to show him the way and tell Mrs. Denison, while he carried Alexander upstairs. He was ushered into a sitting-room, a far from luxurious sitting-room, with the kind of furniture common to inferior lodgings, and a general air of helpless untidiness about it, with garments under repair strewn on the table, and the grisly remains of breakfast on a tray on the — well, it might be called a sideboard, but was a combination of book-case, jam-cupboard, and ornament- stand, and always threw its weight on a different foot when it was touched. The long windows, quite seven feet high, and the carved marble mantelpiece, betokened that the house had seen much better days ; THE COMMON ANCESTOR 117 but the windows had dirty lace curtains, tied in at the waist with faded broad silk sashes of an ' aesthetic ' orange-red, and the mantelpiece bore ' ornaments ' of a cheap ' Japanese ' description, mixed up with loose wax matches, a number of a penny society paper rolled inside out, w^ith the pink edges of the cover showing, a dingy kettle- holder, and some dairy bills — unpaid. Scat- tered about were yellow-backed novels the worse for wear, and numbers of penny comic papers of large size, with pages missing. There was a rickety green rep sofa from which rose Mrs. Denison, and advanced with an anxious, bewildered face to receive Alexander, who wailed afresh. Mrs. Denison was a pretty dark woman of Jewish appearance, aged apparently between twenty-five and thirty, and dressed in an embroidered pink-cotton dress, which she had probably meant to send to the wash the previous Monday, but had evidently forgotten to. She said : ii8 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Oh, Alexander darling, what have you been doing ?' Alexander's reply being more loud than coherent, Cunningham said : ' He has got his arm a little hurt by a cab. Fortunately it is not worse than that. But a doctor had better see him. My appearance in the matter is accounted for by my having chanced to be instrumental in picking him up.' ^ Oh dear ! I've no doubt you saved his life. Alexander's always getting into trouble. He will play with children in the streets, though I tell him not to — and yet it's hard he shouldn't have playmates, and he has no brothers and sisters. He was brought home at one in the morning the other day by a policeman, who found him asleep in Covent Garden ; some wretched street children had taken him home, and the parents had given him gin. I dare say they meant kindly, though, to be sure, they did steal his coat.' ' Well, you tell me your doctor's name and address, and I'll go for him.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 119 ' Oh, really I don't think I know of any doctor about here. I haven't been here very long,' said Mrs. Denison with a plain- tive, puzzled expression. Cunningham felt some pity for the untidy, unpractical, pretty woman, and said with his prompt sense : ' You take him and put him to bed. I'll soon find a doctor.' And he left the house. He soon returned with a practitioner from a neighbouring street — Brewer Street, as a matter of fact — Dr. Hanlon, who was easily discovered behind an opaque red- glass window, bearing the inscription, ' Con- sultations free 11 — 1, 7 — 9,' and he found that Alexander had suffered a simple fracture of the left arm. Dr. Hanlon quickly set and arranged this, to an accom- paniment of sharp yells from Alexander, directed he was to stay in bed till further orders, and promised to call again. Then Mrs. Denison said to Cunningham : ' I'm sure I don't know how to thank you for being so kind and taking so much trouble.' I20 THE COMMON ANCESTOR 'Oh, that's all right. Hope he'll be quite well soon, and none the worse for it. But he oughtn't to be about the streets by himself. It's a liberty of me to say so, but it's really not safe.' ' Oh, I know ! I've said so over and over again, but I don't see what's to be done. You can't have your eye on him always, and he must go out of doors sometimes, and I'm afraid I haven't much control over him. Won't you have a cup of tea ?' Mrs. Denison's resource in any emergency, and consolation in any trial, was tea. Cunning- ham reflected that he had already missed his appointment at the Law Courts, which had involved lunch with his friend, and feeling a mixture of curiosity and pity for this strange shiftless menage, consented. ' Won't you sit down ? I'll get Bella to clear up this dreadful room and get some tea.' And Mrs. Denison rang. Bella appeared, staring hard at Cunningham, and received orders to effect a clearance, to get tea, and to brino- the bread and butter and THE COMMON ANCESTOR 121 the tongue. Then, with an after-thought, Mrs. Denison said : ' Perhaps you would rather have some stout — it seems rather a funny time for tea, now I think of it — let us call it lunch.' ' Oh, never mind. Don't trouble about me.' ' Oh 3'es, but you must have what you like, if I can manage it. You saved my boy's life, you know ; and I shan't forget that.' And she looked at him with an expression of kindness and reverence, such as a dog has for his master. She could see that Cunningham was a gentleman, and ap- parently a well-to-do one, rather tall and not exactly bad-looking, and she did not often get a chance of talking to such an one, or indeed to anybody, except Bella. He could not imagine what she w^as, and was rather curious for further information. Mrs. Denison went into the passage, and Cunningham heard a mutter of conversation and a clink of coppers. Immediately after- 122 THE COMMON ANCESTOR wards Bella might have been seen going round the corner of the square with a jug, which was subsequently put on the table, half full of foaming stout. After the table had been thus spread, Bella was sent to sit with Alexander, who by this time was pretty quiet and was getting sleepy, and with Alexander Bella sat, improving his and her own mind con- comitantly with a number of Illustrated Bits and an odd back-page of Ally Slopers Half -Holiday, found on the sitting-room floor. Cunningham sat down when invited to do so, and was asked to cut some slices of tongue. He remarked, with a kind of dry smile : ' I think it is only fair, Mrs. Denison, that I should tell you who I am, now I am partaking of your hospitality.' ^ Not much hospitality to boast of, I'm afraid ; but I shall be most happy to be introduced to the gentleman who saved my boy's life and brought him back to me.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 123 ^ Well, my name's Cunningham, and I'm a barrister, and live in Brick Court, Temple, when in town.' * Oh, really ! Lucky to be you I I've been in those nice gardens and lawns at the Temple once or twdce with Alexander. It must be delightful to have a place like that to live in, right in the middle of London.' ' Oh yes. You have friends there, I suppose V said Cunningham, thinking he had hit on some clue by which information could be obtained about this strange lady, who wore no outward semblance of widow- hood, yet spoke of herself always in the solitary singular instead of the marital plural. ' Oh dear no ! No such fortune is mine. Alexander and I go sometimes on fine Sundays, when the gardens are open to other poor people and their children.' ' You ought to come some week-day,' replied Cunningham in an impulse of com- passion, ' when it is more select. I can let you into the gardens.' 124 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' It's awfully kind of you, I'm sure. I should like to. But you'd be ashamed to be seen with me, I'm so awfully shabby.' ' I don't think you need be afraid of that.' ^ I've got a sort of genius for always being hard up, and in any case my income is very small, or you can imagine I shouldn't be living in a place like this, with Alexander running wild along with dirty street children when he ought to be getting educated.' ^ Doesn't he ever go to school V ^ Can't be done. His clothes and his boots and his dinner are just about as much as I can manage. I try and teach him a little sometimes, but I don't know much myself, and I'm afraid I'm not very per- sistent or regular. I used to be able to play the piano a little, and could sing, but that's not much good to a boy. Besides, if it were, I haven't got a piano. I had one once on the hire-purchase system, but somehow something got wrong with the instalments, and one fine afternoon the THE COMMON ANCESTOR 125 piano went away. Take another glass of stout.' ' Thanks. Well, when I have finished that I think I mustn't intrude on you any further, and I have a few things to do. But here is my card, and if you would like at any time to go into the Temple Gardens, if you would drop me a line I will see to it.' Mrs. Denison took the card and looked at it, and held it in her hand. ' Well, I'm sorry you must go, and I must thank you again for your very great kindness. Mr. Cunningham,' she added after a pause, ' I am very lonely here, and have no friends at all, and nobody to give me any sensible advice, and I haven't very much sense of my own, as you would agree if you knew more about me. I wish you would come and see me sometimes, if it isn't too much to ask. And when Alex- ander's better he can thank you for all you've done.' ' I shall be very glad, Mrs. Denison. I'll look in in the course of a few days and 126 THE COMMON ANCESTOR see how the Httle chap's getting on.' And after a few more sentences they parted. When Cunningham got outside the front- door he walked slowly away, reflecting : * Now, I've made acquaintance, and undertaken to keep it up, with a curious, unaccounted-for sort of woman, living alone on the unrecognised frontierland of shabby gentility. I don't know anything whatever about her, whether she is married or single, or a member of the swell-mob, or waiting for her decree to be made absolute, or what. And I've invited her and that beastly child to the venerable Inn of Court I adorn, and told her my name and address. I am really surprised at the bigness of the fool I can be.' And with this he directed his steps towards Dr. Hanlon's surgery in Brewer Street and paid him his very moderate fee, and bound him to secrecy, to which that worthy agreed with a wink that committed him to nothing, insinuated much, and dis- missed Cunningham with the impression that he was more of a fool than ever. And THE COMMON ANCESTOR 127 yet, as he remembered the poor, pretty woman in the unwashed pmk-cotton dress, with her untidy room and her unpaid bills, her lost piano and her poor little shabby boy playing in the gutters, getting lost and run over, and being taken as a treat to the Temple with the children of Drury Lane and Clare Market on Sundays, he could not bring himself to think ill of her. Then he walked into a restaurant in Piccadilly Circus and had some lunch, 'just to take away the taste of that tinned tongue,' and had nearly finished, when he suddenly noticed, reflected in one of the mirrors with which the place was freely decorated, the unmistakable face and figure of Miss Nora Scanlan, lunching, no doubt, after the fatigues of the Academy. Her brother was just out of sight, all but his elbow and shoulder, round a recess in the wall in which their table was placed, but Cunningham saw her eyes fall on him- self for a second or two, with an expression of calm indifference, verging into severity. 128 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Then she turned her attention to other matters, and made no remark. Cunningham felt crushed. ' You have very fine eyes, my lady, but why look at me with them as at a dead dog or a flea V he mused. Then it suddenly struck him that he had been asked to lunch, and had refused on account of an appointment at the Law Courts ; that he now was lunching alone, nowhere near the Law Courts, where, in fact, he had not been, ' And it must follow, as the night the day, that she is convinced that I have constructed a fiction to put them off, and is, therefore, now triumphantly offended.' When he collected Alexander in Coventry Street it was about twenty minutes past twelve ; when he got away from Golden Square it was about half-past one. It was now nearly two, so it was very natural that the Scanlans should be there finishing lunch, and equally unnatural that Cunningham should have come there from the Law THE COMMON ANCESTOR 129 Courts. He felt the force of this, and decided that the one way to dehver himself from the implication was the simple straight- forward way. ' I don't feel particularly interested in these two good young people, but that is no reason for unnecessarily hurting their feelings.' So gulping the remains of his Chianti, Cunningham strode across the room, leaving his hat and stick to intimate to the waiter he did not intend an evasion of liabilities, and presented himself to the surprised gaze of the two Scanlans. Addressing himself chiefly to the brother, he said : ^ I feel it is only right to explain to you why I am here, after refusing j-our kind invitation to join you. After I left the Academy, it pleased a little boy to get run over in the street, and it pleased Fate to make me instrumental in picking him up, carting him home, and going for the doctor. In consequence of all this, I missed my appointment, and got hungry, and came VOL. I. 9 I30 THE COMMON ANCESTOR here without going near the Law Courts. Then I observed you ' — here Cunningham glanced at Nora Scanlan, who was regard- ing him with eahn gravity with those steady, dark-lashed blue eyes — ^ and thought you were entitled to the explanation. That is the brief abstract of the facts. Do you see V ' Oh, it's all right,' replied Dick with a laugh. ' Sit down and have a glass of wine, as you're too late for the solid part.' * Thanks, I will.' Then he looked at Nora, and the grave eyes smiled a httle, and said, in their lan- guage of limpid sincerity : ^ We admit we did you an injustice, and regret it.' Aloud she said : * We were wonderinof what to do next. I think we have seen most of the sights of London as far as we know — or as far as Dick knows, which is not any too far. He took me to the What was it, Dick, we went to yesterday afternoon — that smoky THE COMMON ANCESTOR 131 little place behind Scotland Yard, with the plaster falHng off?' ' The United Service Institution,' replied Dick with conscious pride. ' Yes. Well, it's mostly guns and things like in the Tower, only not so beautiful and old and interesting.' * Not interesting ! Why, I explained to her the mechanism of all the latest modern rifles and machine guns, and showed her how to strip and assemble the Martini, and the ' ' Oh yes ! He would be unpicking a gun to amuse me. I v^onder if it would amuse you, Dick, if I showed you how a sleeve was put in V ' Ah, now you go to Slieve-namon ! The fact is, Mr. Cunningham, she liked it very much at the time, but she's a trifle tired, or something's made her take things erossways now.' And Dick smiled in his good-humoured way, and j^oured a glass of claret down his throat. 132 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Cunningham was thinking that this was a decidedly good-looking girl who sat opposite him, and that it would have been a pity to leave her under a misunderstanding regard- ing the lunch complication. Then he sug- gested : ' Do you think it would amuse you to go to the Law Courts ? There is generally something quaint going on. Unless, of course, you have been already.' ^ Indeed we have not,' replied Nora ; ^ w^e never gave it a thought. I should like to very much — wouldn't you, Dick?' ' Oh yes ; I'll go where you like. Will they let us in, though ?' he added to Cunningham. ' That will be all right. I'll take you round, if you'll wait while I put on a wig and gown, just to give me a status. I'm afraid a good many people there would not know my mere face.' * Thank you. It's very kind of you,' said Nora. ' But won't we be taking up a great deal of your time ?' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 133 ' No. But as the courts will rise in about two hours, we had better start. I'll go and interview my waiter.' When the bills were paid and they were in the street, Dick Scanlan said : ' Let's take a cab ; it will save time. Get in, Mr. Cunningham. Nora, they'll charge extra for your ten stone. Shall I tell him the Temple V ' Yes, please.' And Dick gave the direction and got in, followed by Nora, who sat on her brother's knee, so that the fragrance of her hair was wafted across Cunningham's face, and part of her skirt covered his knees ; and he reflected : ' This is our friend the unforeseen, which is always happening. And I rather fancy I am enjoying it on the whole. Well, hang it ! I'm only being ordinarily civil, and I'm past the ]jeriod of sentimentalizing about a pretty face — and — what a pretty face it is ! I must say something to make it look round and let me see it again.' Just then the cab gave a slight lurch as 134 THE COMMON ANCESTOR it turned down the Haymarket, and Nora instinctively put her hand on Cunningham to preserve her balance, and then apologized. ^ Quite unnecessary to apologize,' thought he. ' Good old hansom ! Go on lurching.' Aloud he said calmly : ' Not at all.' When they reached the gate at the top of Middle Temple Lane and stopped the cab, and Nora sprang out and stood on shapely feet on the pavement in the sun- shine, a graceful, tall, square-shouldered figure in black, with a black lace sunshade, and semi-transparent black lace hat with white roses in it, Cunningham felt sorry the journey was over. As he ran up the wooden ancient stairs to his chambers to get forensic attire, it occurred to him : ' Why shouldn't I have a tea-party as well as Johnny Smalley, when the courts have risen?' And he divided on this question, and the preponderating majority of him said : ' Why not indeed ?' The Scanlans looked on him as he ap- peared in wig, gown, and bands with proper THE COMMON ANCESTOR 135 reverence, and evidently took his legal status quite seriously. He conducted them across the street into the Great Hall of the Eoyal Courts of Justice, and they went into one court after another, Cunningham naming the judges to them, and the leading ^ counsellors,' as the Scanlans persisted in calling them. Nora was im- mensely struck with the L.C.J., and spoke of him as a dear old man. At last they came to the inevitable * amusing ' Breach of Promise case, in the usual crowded court, in w^hich the usual inane letters were read with counsel's usual witty marginal reflections, and the usual stars at the end, by the signature, were employed by the usual idiot in the usual sense, while jurymen leaned back and grinned perspiringly and fidgeted in hard pews, and found for the plaintiff, a w^riggling young person with a beady fichu, whose father purveyed meat at Cardiff, whose mother sobbed ostentatiously on a bench, and wore her black Sunday gown for the occasion. 136 THE COMMON ANCESTOR The defendant, a sullen, fat-faced liar in cheap tweeds and a covert-coat, by pro- fession a ' traveller,' persistently denied everything, persistently contradicted him- self, provided great sport for counsel, and ultimately found himself cast in X200 damages, after being described as a base, cunning, and abandoned traitor by the plaintiff's counsel, a weak and deluded fool by his own, and a singularly untrustworthy witness by the judge. After that he went away to a public- house and cursed his day and his solicitor ; and the court rose, and Cunningham took the Scanlans to his chambers and gave them tea. Cunningham v/ould have sur- prised Johnny Smalley very much by his social and entertaining qualities, if that military character had been there to see, for Johnny looked on ' Old Cunningham ' as one with an anchorite's indifference to female society, and never for a moment dreamed of the same Old Cunningham ex- hibiting photographs of foreign places — THE COMMON AiXCESTOR 137 more especially Norway — to Miss Scanlan, and describing them, and his adventures in them, in a most pleasing and attentive manner. ' There, that is the head of the fjord at Gudvangen, and that little wooden house is old Hansen's, where everybody puts up. I think the Prince of Wales and Mr. Glad- stone have been there at orra times. At any rate, they must have landed on old Hansen's pier, and many a good fisherman remembers old Hansen kindly, for he is the father and friend and brother and uncle of all good and true fishermen, and they all love him, and chaff him, and disbelieve his weather prophecies, and sit with him dis- cussing 01 and the evils of progress in the deadly fine hot summer days, when the clouds won't come down and touch the tops of those mountains, much less crawl gently down the sides. Then, this is the Naerodal, this narrow defile. There is just room for the stream and the road at the bottom, and the cliffs are five thousand feet high, and 138 THE COMMON ANCESTOR dark gray, and the waterfalls spout down like long lace veils moving in the wind. That is the Jordalsnut, a big mountain ; and just a little farther are two tremendous roaring forces, which thunder in your ears as you come down the zigzag from Stalheim, and make you nervous. That Stalheim zigzag is no joke to drive down. There are about eleven sharp turns, and you have to lead your pony and stick your heels into the loose grit, with eternal smash to look forward to if you hurry at the turnings. Then, this is the view from Stalheim back towards the Naerodal.' ' Oh, that's beautiful, isn't it, Dick V ' It's a fine country. I should like to do some of that fishing you speak of, Mr. Cunningham.' * Oh ! Are you a fisherman V ' I was, in a way, before I went into the service. I was only a bit of a lad, but I used to manage pretty well at times.' After this, Cunningham and Dick Scanlan were at once irresistibly drawn together by THE COMMON ANCESTOR 139 that subtle quasi-masonic sympathy which fishermen have, and began to revel and wallow in technical terms, and each was un- speakably elevated in the opinion of the other. I will spare the reader the fishing ' shop,' as he knows where to get it, if he wants it, in the pages of other romances, but merely note that it made ' Counsellor ' Cunningham and ex-Sergeant Scanlan into good friends quicker than anything else in the world imaginable could. Nora said, 'It must be lovely indeed, this country,' as she looked at the photographs again. ' I should like to travel very much. We must travel some day, Dick.' ' We will. I've travelled to the Nile and back myself, but the conditions were not favourable to enjoyment.' Cunningham laughed, and said : * No ; I should think not ' Nora had come to some different views now, in turning over a big portfolio : ' Where's this, Mr. Cunningham V 'That? Oh, that is the citadel, what I40 THE COMMON ANCESTOR they call the Hradschin, over-peering the city of Prag, in Bohemia. That's a won- derful old town, which I am sure you would like to see. There is an immense deal of interest of different kinds to be got out of Prag.' Here he got up and stood looking over her shoulder, as she inspected the various views. ' That's the Rectory at Pedcliff, where my uncle lives. You'll see it before long, I dare say.' ' That's Redcliff, is it ? Well, it is pretty. I like that old house very much. And is that where you're going to stay V ' Yes. Delightful old house, isn't it ? And you'll find the Pector a delightful old man.' Nora looked rather serious, and said : ' I'm afraid we won't give him satisfaction. I mean, we don't go to the Protestant church.' * I don't think Uncle Jim will be deeply concerned at that. In fact, I rather fancy, between ourselves, that he is much more in- terested in rendering a chorus in the Iketides THE COMMON ANCESTOR 141 than in the whole Thirty-nine Articles and the Canons and Decrees of the Council of Trent put together. In any case, he is a. nice old chap, and I think you'll think so.' * When are you ofoinof there ?' * Oh, some time soon. I'm not quite sure yet. You said you were going to the Smalleys in a day or two, I think ?' ' Yes ; Thursday.' ' Well, Mr. Cunningham,' observed Dick, ' we have to thank you for a most pleasant afternoon, and I hope to see a deal of your company when we've a place of our own down at Redcliff, and we can talk about fishing in the winter evenings to our hearts' content, without any girls to interrupt, ex- cept by bringing in the whisky and hot water.' ' Thanks,' said Nora ; ' and it's little whisky I'll be bringing in to you if you talk that way. Brothers are like that, Mr. Cunningham.' ' I suppose so. I haven't got any of my own. Well, I am glad I met you again 142 THE COMMON ANCESTOR by accident. Is there anything else you would like the entree to while you remain in town, that it might be in my power to arrange V ^ I don't know, I'm sure. What do you say, Nora V ' I say Mr. Cunningham's very kind in- deed. There is just one thing I would like, if it can be done, and isn't too much trouble : could you give us tickets for the Zoo on Sunday V ' Oh yes, I can do that. Will you call here and have lunch then ? And I'll stroll up with you, if you don't mind.' ' We'll do it on one condition,' said Dick, * and that is that you'll come and dine with us to-night.' ' Thanks. Very well. What time ?' * Any time. Seven suit you V ' Yes ; seven will suit me very well. Am I to dress V ^No, indeed! Empire Hotel, No. 346, you will ask for. But if you will just walk into the smoking-room, you'll find me there. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 143 And now we'll not waste your time any longer. Come along, Nora.' Nora had been buttoning her gloves for the last five minutes, and was quite ready. ' Till we meet again, then,' she said to Cunningham, as he shook hands with her, and thought what a good, firm, slender, long- fingered hand it was, inside the black suede, and they went. ' He's better than I thought at first,' observed Nora. ' He's a real good sort,' replied Dick, ' and didn't I always say so ?' Cunningham thought : ' She's a strange sort of girl. I can't quite make up my mind now whether she is clever or stupid. But she seems as if she might have strong feelings, and I think she is sincere and straightforward, and that's what devilish few of 'em are. Fancy wasting I don't know how many years of the life of a girl like that in a beastly shop ! Gr — r — r ! I'd like to burn Whitehall and Westgrove's down, after letting the girls loot the stock. 144 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Nice sentiment for a resj^ectable Tory, tempered with Spencer and Darwin. I suppose she's a pathriot, too, and thinks Tommy Moore a poet most likely. I don't see why I should trouble my head about her whatever ; she probably can't see a joke, and doesn't know the difference between Edmund Spenser and Herbert Spencer. I will dismiss the entire subject, and leave the consideration of beautiful girlhood to Johnny Smalley; it's more in his line.' And by way of dismissing the entire subject, Cunningham proceeded to smoke and play Chopin till the beautiful summer afternoon waned, and it was time to stroll along the Embankment to watch the Palace of Westminster in the golden haze, and to arrive at the Empire Hotel. CHAPTER VII. The Smalleys of Fernbank kept a wag- gonette, and on Thursday afternoon, a fine hot June day, when all the air smelt of hay-fields and flowers (to the great distress of Helene Smalley, who suffered from hay- fever, and lay in her room with the windows tight shut, reading ' The Mystery of a Watercart ' in consequence), Johnny Smalley drove this vehicle to the Redcliff station, accompanied by Jane, at the latter's special request. And Jane sat alongside him on the box in a dark-blue serge frock and dark- blue Tam-o'-Shanter, also a dark -blue short jacket with brass buttons, hanging loose. ' You're a great swell,' remarked Johnny, VOL. I. 10 146 THE COMMON ANCESTOR as he cleared the near front-gate post suc- cessfully, and started the Smalley charger (a powerful bony bay mare, called Mrs. Podsnap by Johnny, but Birdie by Mrs. Smalley and the elder girls, especially before visitors) into a trot. ' Do you want to mash Dick Scanlan before Helene gets an innings V ' How about you ? You never had that tie and pin on before to-day, not since you've been down here, at any rate. I say, mind you watch Helene to-day. She'll sail down a little late, so as to come into the garden to tea all alone with a scarlet sunshade and a languid grace (that's out of a book I've been reading, " She moved a few steps toward the old sundial with a languid grace ") ; then she'll apologize with a faint smile, and say she didn't know how late it was, after watching us out of window. I'd delight to walk behind her, also with a languid grace, only there'd be a row and it would be rather bad form, I suppose. I don't think hay-fever's a very good thing THE COMMON ANCESTOR 147 for grace, though. I say, what am I to call him ? If I call her by her Christian name, I suppose the same thing applies to him ? I shall just wait and see what the others do. It's the place of a young girl — a mere child in short frocks, Helene calls me — to wait and see what my elders do, and then whatever it is I can do the opposite just by way of distinction. Oh, I've been reading a book about military life — ^just to get up the ideas, you know, to have something to talk about. I say, what are rowels ? It says, '' Gnawing his under- lip till the blood came. Lord Morna plunged the gold rowels into the smoking flanks of Black Beauty, who proudly responded to the challenge, and by a superhuman eflbrt cleared the sullen black moat." I thought at first they were something you had in a boat, but I suppose I was thinking of row- locks. I wonder why peoj^le don't write novels about the navy now, like they used to ' ' As they used to. Not because they 148 THE COMMON ANCESTOR don't know anything about it. I'm sure that need be no impediment.' ' Oh, you always make fun of my books. I think they're just lovely, those men with hawk eyes and long moustaches, and shock- ing characters, and ever so much money. But I've got hold of some different books now, though awfully good — all about crimes. I was reading a lovely one, " The Mystery of a Watercart," which I bought with my own money at the shop, and Helen e said it was silly of me to waste my time over trash when I might be improving my mind, and now she's got the book herself and is lying on her bed reading it with the door locked. I'd hardly begun it, and she took it while I went into her room for half a second to borrow some opoponax. I didn't notice till it was too late, but I'll serve her out for it some way, you see. Oh, but I do like a book about crimes ! I want you to g-et me some Gaboriau ones at the station. I have no money, and I have longed for them for an awful time, because mamma THE COMMON ANCESTOR 149 said I wasn't to have any. I only found out about them by hearing the Disneys talking about them. Have you read them V ' Yes ; some. They're good. Better, I should say, than anything in that line you've read. But jou say they are pro- hibited.' ' Oh, I shan't let anyone get at these. I shall keep them locked up in my desk, and put that in the wardrobe. I don't mind Florrie knowing. Of course, she's got to share my secrets, as she shares my room, but Florrie is true as steel, and I must tell secrets to somebody, or what is the good of having any ?' ' All right. I'll get you one at the station stall.' ' It's ridiculous to tell me I mustn't read them, isn't it ?' ' Most rules made in our house are ridiculous, but nobody thinks of keeping any of them. And to tell you not to read a book is to make you move heaven and THE COMMON ANCESTOR earth to get it. I think your storybooks are infecting your language a good deal, though. What do you mean by describing Florrie as '' true as steel," as if she was a conspirator of the Earlier Manly order ? You will be describing yourself as " possess- ing a form of willowy grace," and " dismiss- ing the untouched repast," or " lifting dewy eyelids " to something ' Jane laughed and chattered on : ^ Or " turn- ing a wax-like pallor, and murmuring some ex- cuse about the heat." Why do they alivays, always murmur some excuse about the heat ? Oh, and why do they get overtaken by the tide, and sprain their ankles ? I wonder if I had better get overtaken by the tide or sprain my ankle now Dick Scanlan's coming? *' Tearing his pocket-handkerchief into strips, he tenderly bound the little foot, while its owner looked gratefully at him, though, brave as she was, she winced at times." I think that's about how it goes, isn't it?' * I wouldn't try anything calculated to THE COMMON ANCESTOR 151 call unnecessary attention to your beetle- crushers. Tide's a better dodge for you, and doesn't hurt.' ' They're not beetle-crushers !' retorted Jane, sticking out a rather thin, dark-blue leg with a little brown shoe on the end of it from under the rug, as circumstantial evidence of the libel. •' Why, even Helene don't say I've big feet, although she says I've a face like a gipsy tramp and hands like a monkev.' ' All right. I say, is the governor going to dress for dinner ?' ' Yes ; and he's going to spend the after- noon filling decanters.' ' And the evening talking about them. I thought so. It would be a pity if we were to receive these good cousins of ours without being pompous. Then I must dress and tell Dick to dress. And you girls of course will be delighted to have a chance of dressing. You all like that. It is one of the very few things you are unanimous about.' 152 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' I shall wear a long dress of Helene's, and you won't know me. I am so different in a grown-up dress, you've no idea. I am going to make a sensation. " Her wealth of purple lustrous hair carelessly gathered into a simple loose knot — a costume of some diaphanous fleecy material " ' ' But, I say, have you got permission to do all this V * Not me. Look here, this interview is privileged, isn't it ?' ' As how V ' I mean you won't tell anybody ?' ' Why not say so, then V * The other sounded better — more legal. I thought you would understand it. They always plead that a " communication is privileged," and I thought that meant confidential.' ' Well, it doesn't ; but go ahead.' * Well, Florrie and me have got one of Helene's dresses, and have been altering it to fit me. We borrowed a wicker false person from one of the servants to drape it THE COMMON ANCESTOR 153 on. We've had to hack it about a httle, but the end justifies the means.' ' Oh, does it ? But won't there be an awful row when you appear in it ?' ' They can't very well make much row before the Scanlans, especially the first day. And they won't like to explain the reason, if they do, and papa won't understand, and mamma won't very miich care, as I haven't taken any of hei" things, and will be as likely as not to say, " Oh, it's only some silly little joke the children have among* themselves," in a bland tone, when Helene looks daggers and pitchforks, and papa says, *^ Eh ? What is it ?" and stops helping the soup to look round with a puzzled expres- sion. Besides, Helene won't like to show any temper, for fear of being thought demonstrative.' ' That's all very well, but you have no business to be wearing a grown-up dress, any way. Why try to be older than you are ? You'll be glad enough to seem younger some day.' 154 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' That's very likely ; but it doesn't pre- vent my wanting to seem older now. You wanted to seem older when you were seven- teen.' ' But you ain't even seventeen.' ' No, but I'm nearly sixteen. Oh, here comes the station. Now, you make haste and get those books for me before the train comes in and you forget all about it. There's Blow's cart waiting to take their things.' Johnny Smalley jumped down and walked into the station, leaving Jane to hold the reins. He purchased 'The Crime of the 023era House,' had it wrapped in paper, so that Jane could put a volume under her jacket on each side on entering the house, and escape upstairs with them in the con- fusion attendant on the welcoming of guests. After a few minutes' waiting the signal dropped an arm, and Jane stood up in the waggonette to watch the train come in. The train did come in in a little while, and Dick Scanlan helped his sister out of it, and both were shaking hands with Johnny while THE COMMON ANCESTOR 155 Jane observed them critically. Then a fine new-looking leather portmanteau, a basket- trunk, a dressing-bag, and a light japanned tin box with a white ' R. S.' painted on it, were piled into Blow's cart, and Johnny brought the Scanlans out to the carriage. Jane speedily jumped down, nearly falling on her head, and shook hands with Nora, saying : ' I'm one of your new cousins.' Then, for some impulsive, unreasoned reason, she kissed Nora, and added : ' And I'm awfully glad you've come.' To Dick she said, ' How do you do V in a grown-up manner imitated from Helene. Dick, in his well-cut tweed suit, and tanned face, and short hair, looked soldierly and athletic as usual, and made a favourable impression, especially when he smiled in his good-tempered way, and said : ' And if they're all like you, I wish I'd thirty new cousins.' Then they drove back to Fernbank, Johnny telling Jane to get inside, and Dick 156 THE COMMON ANCESTOR being placed on the box-seat alongside Johnny. Nora admired the country, and Jane pointed out its various features and her favourite directions for walking, and Nora said she had hardly ever seen any part of England except London. When they drove up to the front-door at Fernbank, Mrs. Smalley took the rather unusual step of meeting them at the door, and embraced Nora with great affection. Her usual practice was to be discovered in the drawing-room by guests, but these being ' relations,' and well-to-do at that, demanded exceptional treatment. ' Now I know you must be tired, dear, after your journey, so come upstairs, and I'll show you your room at once, and Louisa shall bring you some hot water. There, I think you will like this view from your window ; you see, you get the sea and one side of the bay. We are rather proud of this view\' ' It is beautiful,' said Nora, standing at the bedroom window. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 157 * Isn't it ? Well, I'll leave you to your- self now, and send up your things the moment they come. I always say it is the truest kindness to one's guests to leave them alone for a little while, and then, when you are quite ready, the girls will show you the way into the garden, and you shall sit down and have a cup of tea, and a rest, and a chat. Johnny will take care of Mr. Scanlan — there, we mustn't be formal. You and your brother must just be as one of ourselves, and I must call you Nora, Such a pretty name, too ! And Mr. Scanlan is Dick, my boy tells me. Very well, Dick and Nora you shall be to us. There, I won't stay chattering any more now ;' and the good lady left. Shortly Nora's trunk and bag came in, followed by hot water, and after a few minutes more had elapsed Jane arrived, saying : ' I thought I'd just come to see if I could help you. That is, if I'm not in the way,' she added, sittino- down on the sofa at the 158 THE COMMON ANCESTOR foot of the bed with what can only be described as a flump. Nora said : ' No, dear, you're not in the way at all. I'm very glad to have you.' ^ Well, can I do anything for you useful ?' ' No, thanks. There's nothing to do now that I can see except unpack and hang up my things, and I've done that. I was just going to do my hair ; the heat takes the curl out so.' ' Oh, well, I'll stop and talk, then. I talk a good deal, they tell me.' ^ Do they, now ?' * Yes. However, I think we all do it a good deal. Well, I'll just tell you first of all we have dinner at seven, and afternoon tea when we want it, generally between half-past four and ^ve. You will get it when you come down. We have it out in the garden under the elms when it's hot like to-day. I think you'll like our garden ; it's a jolly garden. It's not so big as The Oaks, where you are going to live, you know ; but that's an awfully jolly garden — THE COMMON ANCESTOR 159 lots of shrubs, and exotics, and groves, and a fountain with gold-fish, and a grass-plot with a sundial to " gyre and gimble " round. I hope you'll ask me to The Oaks when you live there, for I like that garden awfully, and I go there when the house is empty.' ^ Indeed I will.' Jane exclaimed : * Oh, you said that so nice and Irish !' Then she turned scarlet, and added : ^ I'm sure I beg your pardon. I ought not to have said that. It was awfully rude of me, but I didn't mean to be.' Nora smiled, and said : ' Don't apologize. Do you think I'm ashamed of being Irish, or don't know I have a brogue you could hang your hat on ? You wouldn't be thinking it rude if I said you were so nice and English, would you, now V ' Well, no, I suppose not. But, really, you haven't got any brogue hardly ; only you say some things in a funny way. I like it very much. And Cousin Dick, your i6o THE COMMON ANCESTOR brother, does it, too — I think more than you. But I'm being awfully personal ; I'm thoughtless, but not unkind — at least, so I've been told by Lilian (that's my eldest sister), and she is intellectual, and always has the right words for everything.' ^ I'm afraid I'm not intellectual.' ' Neither am I. I hate intellect if it makes you like Lilian. I'm finishing my education, but I'm very backward for my age, and require more application. So Frowlein says. She's a certificated North German, with a square head, and luckily it's holidays now. I '^ rekvire more ablee- keshon, al-toe not testeetute of natural apeelity " — that's me.' ^ I expect you know a good deal more than I do. I had a governess once, but I never did anything much. I was too fond of playing at marbles and peg-tops with Dick. And I have forgotten most of the little I ever knew. I've learnt a lot about mantles, though, and a little of human nature — of a kind.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR i6i * Oh yes, to be sure ! You were at Whitehall and Westofrove's once, weren't you ? I'm inquisitive and pert, mamma says, and it's likely you will think it true, I'm afraid, I hope you don't mind my talking about it ?' ' Oh, not a bit ! Yes, I was there, and very glad to be free of it — for ever, I hope.' * I suppose it was ghastly ? I've been in shops with mamma sometimes, and feel awfully sorry for the girls, and the young men, when she can't make up her mind what she wants — which is generally.' ' Oh, your mamma is very kind. I'm sure she doesn't deserve to have you speak of her like that.' ' Doesn't she ! you wait. I say, do you know what a lot of us there are ? There are three other girls besides Johnny and me ! You'll see them at tea.' ^ Well, I'm ready now, if you are, to go and see them.' ' All right. Come along. I say, I shall VOL. I. I I i62 THE COMMON ANCESTOR like you very much, I think, if you can stand me. It isn't everyone who can.' * Thank you, dear.' And Nora put her arm round the impul- sive young girl and kissed her. Then they went downstairs and out at a glass door into the garden, and found tea awaiting them under shady trees, administered by Lilian, while Helene in a green muslin embroidered in pink and green silk, and a pink sash which tied at the side, sat in a basket chair, with a white cloud round her head and shoulders becomingly arranged in honour of the hay-fever, talking in her best society style with Dick Scanlan, who smiled and seemed quite at his ease. Mrs. Small ey -sat with some fancy work in a chair. Mrs. Smalley always had a piece of fancy work in hand, and no one ever knew her to finish it, or noticed any perceptible progress in it, or could imagine what purpose it would fulfil if ever completed. Still, it is a ladylike occu- pation and argueth facility, like alliteration THE COMMON ANCESTOR 163 according to the poet Holofernes. Johnny lay on the grass and did nothing until the arrival of Nora and Jane, when he arose and put a deck chair into an advantageous posi- tion for the former, and sank again into graceful recumbency. Florrie, a year younger than Jane, was a weak copy of her, shy, and overweiofhted with consciousness of her arms and legs. Her occupation just at present was growing and fidgeting. She had no particular character of her own, as far as had been hitherto observed, but was the confi- dante, fellow-conspirator, admirer, follower, and born thrall of her sister Jane. Mrs. Smalley said to Nora : ^ Ah, there you are, dear ! that's right. Now come and have a nice cup of good warm tea. I'm sure you must want it. Do you like that seat ? Or would you rather be more in the shade ? Oh, very well. You must make yourself at home, you know, and look on this quite as Liberty Hall — or Liberty Lawn at present — yes. Here are i64 THE COMMON ANCESTOR the rest of your cousins. This is LiHan, the eldest, and this is Helene, and this Httle person is Florrie.' They all went through the due saluta- tions. Nora thought Lilian and Helene a little cold-blooded and artificial after Jane and Johnny, but put it down to the lack of intimacy as yet, and thought they would be different when better known. Lilian said : * Do you take sugar and cream V and Helene : ' I suppose you left town very crowded?' both with perfect civility, and even kindness ; but it was like the kindness of a well-brought-up jelly-fish, in whose veins the very best water might be imagined to circulate. ' I say, Dick,' said Johnny, supine on the turf, ' I'm expecting some gloves and foils to be sent down to-morrow. I thought some exercise would be healthy. You can do something of that sort, I suppose ?' ' Oh yes ; I can do a little of that. Who used to box with you ?' * Oh, only old Cunningham. But he's THE COMMON ANCESTOR 165 rather good at it, and fencing too, though you mightn't think so.' ' Do you know Mr. Cunningham ?' said Helene to Dick. ' Yes ; we have seen him several times. Very pleasant fellow he is, too. He took us to the Zoo last Sunday afternoon, and has been very friendly altogether.' * Well I never !' murmured Johnny in great amazement. ^ He is a very old friend of ours,' pur- sued Helene ; ' his uncle, you know, Mr. Gilchrist, has the rectory at the Old Church.' ' He's got a good long reach,' observed Dick meditatively, ' if he got the left out well.' Helene looked puzzled. ' He gets it out all right,' said Johnny ; ' and gets it in, too, when it's me.' ' There am I talking gymnasium '' shop " now,' said Dick, with an apologetic smile. * You must excuse me, ladies, if I show the barrack-room just the least taste in the i66 THE COMMON ANCESTOR world sometimes, for it's not long since I left it, and you will have to teach me good manners.' Lilian looked vague, and smiled meaning- lessly. Helene wriggled, and said ' Oh no !' in a polite tone. Mrs. Smalley came to the rescue, saying : ' You mustn't talk of yourself like that, Dick ! You mustn't, really. Your career in the army does you honour, I am sure, and you are really proud of it, I know — as you ought to be, and as we are. As for manners, we know that's your little joke — what Johnny calls chaff' ' Well, you've kissed the Blarney Stone, any way,' was Richard's reflection. Jane said : * I'll teach you the manners of the highest circles. Cousin Dick — two hours a day, if you like.' ' Have to learn 'em yourself first/ said Johnny. * Don't you let Jane tease you,' said THE COMMON ANCESTOR 167 Helene ; ' she's a dreadful child, and I'm afraid we all spoil her.' ' Oh, I don't mind being teased at all,' said Dick placidly ; ' and I am sure all the spoiling you are likely to do will only make the victims of it like you the more.' Helene remarked afterwards to Lilian, when an opportunity occurred for private discussion : ' I think he's rather nice.' ' Well, what shall we do to-morrow to amuse ourselves ?' said Johnny. * Now the weather's fine we ought to take advan- tage of it while it lasts. Why shouldn't we take Blow's boat and go round to Roylieu Cove, and take some grub with us?' ' Do you think your cousin would like it ?' said Mrs. Smalley. ' Are you fond of boat- ing, dear ?' ' I am,' said Nora ; ' I can row and sail a boat — at least, I could once. I should like it.' ' I'll do anything you please,' said Dick. i68 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ^ Do you think you would like it V he con- tinued, turning to Helene. ' Oh yes. Anything to take me away from hayfields is welcome, if it's fine.' ^ Well, you young people must arrange it your own way,' said Mrs. Small ey ; ' you can't expect me to encounter the perils of the deep at my time of life.' ' Sure, it's early days to begin talking about your " time of life," isn't it ?' said Dick. ' How that Patlander is smoothing all their fur the right way !' thought Johnny. Shortly after this, Mr. (or Captain) Smalley arrived, and welcomed the Scanlans boister- ously, ending with, ' So you're come to Redcliff, hay ?' to which any answer but a simple affirmative was difficult. Then Mr. Smalley cross-examined Dick on the trains, and the changes, if any, between Victoria and Redcliff, being one of those numerous people who look on all talking as conversa- tion. Then he ascertained the exact date of the decease of the late Mr. Smalley, of THE COMMON ANCESTOR 169 Belfast, and speculated on his precise age, which no one was able to tell him. Then he asked if they had seen the portrait of the ancestral Smalley, the Trafalgar hero, and on being told no, assured them that they would see it by-and-by. By the time he had got into a disquisition on the local politics, including his quarrel with Mr. Satterthwaite about the new tennis and recreation ground, and involving a report of all that he, Mr. Smalley, had said at the meeting to discuss the matter at the Institute, the bell for dressing sounded, and was welcomed by the general audience as if it had been Night and Bliicher com- bined. Johnny dragged away Dick, while Mrs. Smalley distracted her husband's attention by mentioning some household detail, involv- ing discussion, and Jane asked Nora to come and look at her rabbits, whither Florrie accompanied them, and the other girls vanished. Groups dissolved, after a few minutes of 170 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Mr. Sm alley's loud platitudes and ferocious fallacies, like a precipitate into which an acid has been dropped, or a Sunday De- monstration in Hyde Park when the rain comes on. CHAPTER YIII. The morning, as Jane observed to the unresponsive Florrie from her bedroom window, ' broke fair and cloudless.' ' It always does " break fair and cloud- less " on occasions like this in the books. And now Nora Scanlan will wake ''half bewildered by her new surroundings, and unconscious for the first few moments of her actual whereabouts." Then it will all sud- denly come back to her, and she will rise and '' throw open the lattice, and take in full draughts of the delicious morning air, before completing her simple toilet, and roaming in the garden, where as yet the dew lay on the velvety lawn, and communing as she loved with the solitude of nature." That's the sort, isn't it V 172 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ^ Oh, do shut up !' murmured Florrie, rolhng round to present an unsympathetic back. What Nora Scanlan really did was to sleep soundly till a knocking came at the door, followed by Louisa with hot water, who drew the blinds up with a rattle to admit the dazzling daylight ; then to doze again, to scramble up in a hurry, and just arrive in the dining-room when the breakfast was being brought in. Mr. Smalley was in full discourse about the projects of his new neighbour and ally, Mr. Scheiner. * He had been up to London, yesterday, to see about some stocks and shares. They say his word is law on the Stock Exchange, simply law. I can only say he put me up to a very good thing the other day, and that was to buy the Greek Monopoly Loan, and it's gone up two and a half already, and that means twice two's four, and twice a half's one, and four and one are five, and ten times five's fifty ; that's fifty pound THE COMMON ANCESTOR 173 already. Xot a bad little bit of pocket- money to spend, hay ? Some value in a friend who can put you in the way of making fifty pound in three days, by writ- ing a letter or two, hay ? You'll want to make a lot of investments, you know,' he continued to Dick Scanlan, ' won't you ? I should talk to Scheiner, if I were you, about it.' ' I don't know that I'll be making any investments at all,' said Dick, whose opinion of Mr. Smalley had been lowered to some- thing very little above zero by a conversa- tion after dinner the evening before, in which Mr. Smalley had chosen to lay down the law exhaustively on military matters from the point of view of an expert — an unfortunate topic to select, because it ex- posed his ignorance and conceit more copiously and convincingly than anything else could in such a short time to such a person as Dick, especially as he followed this by a discourse on politics as applied to Ireland, in which he took for granted that 174 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Dick's views coincided with his own ; which were a caricature of the mixture of patronage, derision, and hostihty usually exhibited by a self-satisfied English middle-class provincial of small information towards Irish people and things. When it is mentioned that Mr. Smalley's store of facts were that Ireland produced pigs, potatoes, and murders, and that the Society of Orangemen was a sacred and invaluable part of the British Constitution, only equalled by the Primrose League, it may be understood that he was almost enough to exasperate Mr. Balfour into joining the Nationalists. And the trying part was that, although good taste and manners did not prevent Mr. Smalley from rambling and blustering on these lines, with a glass of port in his hand, they did prevent Dick Scanlan from giving him the kind of reply he w^ould have given to a person who was not his host, his relative, and his senior. Wherefore, Dick did not think much of Mr. Smalley, though he found himself get- THE COMMON ANCESTOR 175 ting on very well with the other members of the family. Soon after breakfast, when Mr. Smalley had disappeared on what he called business, Johnny called for volunteers for the con- templated excursion by water to Roylieu, and Helene proffered herself without hesita- tion, as the sea appeared very smooth and blue, and the sky without a cloud. Then Jane stated that she meant to go ; upon which Helene, in whom the incident of the purloined and cut-up dress still rankled, asked if Jane had not some holiday tasks to do, and Mrs. Smalley said : ' Well, I'm sure she has been dreadfully idle all the summer. I don't know what Frowlein will say when she comes back,' in an undecided manner, and then left the room on domestic excuses, saying : ^ Well, you must settle it among yourselves. Only don't be late for dinner.' ' There !' said Jane ; ' she never said I wasn't to go, and I just shall go, so there !' And then she left to make preparations. 176 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Helene looked rather red, and said, ^ The way that child is spoilt is something awful,' after which she disappeared to adorn herself and recover her temper. Lilian said she was too busy. Lilian liked to sit before some rather ostenta- tiously large and learned books, and make notes, the result of which was never seen or heard of, though she was credited with the intention of writing what was vaguely called a book. Johnny took all the family bickerings as a matter of course, and asked Nora if she would go and get ready. In the meantime, he and Dick sauntered about the lawn smoking. * Well, old chap, do you think you'll like it, now you've come here — I mean, as a part of the world to live in?' ' Oh, it's a beautiful country, and con- venient to the sea, and so on. I think it's all right. I'm quite happy.' ' I think Nora likes it, too ?' ' She does. She's taken to that little sister of yours — Jane they call her — greatly. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 177 See, now, when can we go over to have a look at that house you mean us to hve in ?' ' Oh, whenever you hke. But I want us to do nothing but enjoy ourselves just for one day, and let business go to the devil.' ' It could always stop there if I had my way. But it's got to be done, worse luck, sooner or later. Who's this Mr. Scheiner ?' ' I don't know. Wallowinof in wealth, I'm told, and gifted with accomplishments. Not a bad sort, as far as I can gather. He has taken a sort of fancy to my governor, apparently, though what attraction he can see in him goodness knows.' ^ I understand he is going to live in these parts, too V ' Yes. Got a delicate wife. Fond of yachting, too, I suppose. You will have an opportunity of judging to-night, as he is coming to dinner. I say, you saw a good lot of old Cunningham before you left town, didn't you V VOL. I. 12 178 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' We did. He is a fine man, is Cunning- ham. Nora didn't like him much, but girls are like that. Now, he and I got on first class, and talked about fishing and all manner of things.' Johnny brightened considerably, and praised Cunningham enthusiastically, then began again (showing that Cunningham was not the only person who could fish) : * And Nora didn't — er — appreciate him exactly V ' No ; I think she thought him super- cilious. Ah, now, you're the sort of boy she likes.' Dick certainly had the gift traditionally associated with Blarney Castle. Johnny gave a pleased grin and quickly changed the subject. ' Let's go and see if they've got the things into the hamper. I say, you and I will have to carry that hamper. How shall we do it V ' Where to V * From here to the shore.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 179 ' Oh, easy ! Is it a hamper with handles at the ends V ' Yes. I hauled it out before breakfast, and told 'em to put no end of grub and bottled ale in.' ' Well, run off and get an oar from the boat. Put a line through the handles, passing under the bottom, in case the handles suffer from weakness, bring it over the top, join the ends, pass the oar under the line, and one end of the oar can go on my shoulders and one on yours. I'll give you the flat. File of girls can march along- side hamper to steady it, if necessary, over broken ground. Do the same when we disembark at the other end of the journey. Two oars, if the hamper's extra heavy with all that commissariat you're after putting in it. Oars reverse ways, so that each gets one flat and one round end.' ^ You're a genius ! I'll cut down and get the oar.' * Some use in being a Tommy, after all. I'll cut dow^n with you, Johnny, and i8o THE COMMON ANCESTOR get the other. But let's see the hamper first. ' And they went round to the back-yard, where the maids had prepared the hamper, with pie, and plates, and bottles, and butter, and knives, and miscellaneous hard and soft things, and found the cook and two maids and a boy standing admiringly round it. ' It's meddlin' 'eavy, Master Johnny,' said the cook. Dick took hold of the hamper by the two ends for a moment, then said : * You won't want many oars for this : I'll take it under my arm.' And he proceeded to do so in a matter-of-course way, followed by the protesting Johnny. By this time the girls were ready and on the lawn, and Mrs. Smalley was giving advice about umbrellas, waterproofs, rugs, and a number of other things no one had any intention of taking. Helene Smalley wore a white serge costume with white braid, and a white sailor hat, and looked neat and cool. THE COMMON ANCESTOR i8i Helene was orood-lookino:, but was not highly endowed with ideas, and had that expression of haughty blankness sometimes seen on the faces of Enghsh young ladies. Nora Scanlan wore a black-and-white striped cotton dress and a black straw hat, carried a black watered silk sunshade, and looked beautiful and mysterious as usual, and as she would have done in anything, from cloth-of-gold to cloth-of-sack ; and Jane wore the dark-blue serge and Tam-o'-Shanter. They all started off down the steep road which led to the shore in pretty good s^Dirits, and soon were engaged in struggling with Blow's boat, which was heavy, and rather difficult to draof down to the water and shove off. Mr. Blow, assisted by the old tramp, who ap23eared to hang about the shore for odd jobs, and was of a maritime order, put a plank for the ladies to step in by, and gave the boat a final shove which sent her afloat. Johnny and Dick took the oars, and began pulling out towards the point, at the summit of which was Fort Romer, while the girls i82 THE COMMON ANCESTOR safc in the stern and admired the cliffs and the bay, which certainly were a beautiful sight on such a calm, hot, hazy day. A little sensation was contributed by a start- ling loud bang from the fort at intervals, for practice was being made at a floating target far away in the south-east. The Emma and Mary, the vessel of our Argo- nauts, was going south-west, until the point was rounded, so it ran no danger of being sunk by a casual cannon-ball, while the pas- sengers were able to have a pleasing feeling of being in a state of war, to listen to the singing of the shot as it sped along, some- thing like the snorting of a far-ofl" railway train, and to see the successive fountains spurted out of the still blue sea as the ball struck it and hopped along, like the ' ducks and drakes ' of childhood. Far ofl* on the horizon a long trail of smoke hung and slowly dissipated in the wake of a hardly visible steamer. Close to them the green and red and purple seaweeds were visible from time to time under the shallow trans- THE COMMON ANCESTOR 183 parent water, until they got nearly abreast of the point, when the water deepened and the weeds disappeared into profundity. At this stage they met a slight westerly breeze, just enough to make a ripple on the surface, and cause the Emma and Mary to pitch a little and make a sucking, flop- ping noise as the bow rose and fell. Jane said : ' The good ship rose gallantly to each towerinof crest, which at times threatened to engulf her, while the creaking of every timber at each fresh shock showed the desperate struggle with the elements which the devoted vessel was engaged in.' ' At last,' added Johnny, ' it became necessary to lash the yard-arm to the bin- nacle, man the lee-scup])ers, heave the main- deck overboard, and wait for Night or Bllicher.' Nora felt happy, and was gazing rather dreamily at the splendour of the summer and the sea, when Jane said suddenly : ' Well, what are you thinking about with 1 84 THE COMMON ANCESTOR that expression ? You look like Kilmeny when she came home.' Nora started, came back to the present time and place, and said : * And what did she look like then V ^ I can't remember it all now. I'll show you when we get home again. It's nice, though.' Then Jane added in a whisper, with a glitter of impish joy in her eye : ' Look at Helene.' Helene was motionless, pale, and silent, and had her eyes shut. The good ship Emma and Mary had become rather a trial to her. However, by dint of strong effort and an angry determination not to make herself ridiculous before Dick Scanlan (whom she had some idea of attaching to herself before he became an object of com- petition), Helene fortunately escaped any actual catastrophe ; more especially as they were now approaching the shore, and the water got smoother again. And then the boat's nose was run ashore on the beach in THE COMMON ANCESTOR 185 Roylieu Cove, and Johnny and Dick sprang out to haul her up. But it appeared impossible with their limited powers to do so, unless the girls and the hamper were got out first. Johnny and Dick, who were dressed in flannels, here calmly walked into the water and received the hamper, which they put ashore, then in- formed the girls that they must either be lifted out or must walk through the water. The former alternative was naturally ac- cepted, and Johnny staggered cautiously ashore with Helene, while Dick took up Nora and put her down on dry shingle in no time, going back for Jane before Johnny had half finished. Jane came readily enough in Dick's arms, and said : ' Aren't I awfully heavy V * You ? You're as light as a kid. Why, look at Nora 1 she w^eighs three of you nearly ;' and he put her down with his hands as if she had been a china ornament. Helene and Johnny looked a trifle dis- appointed. Johnny could not very well 1 86 THE COMMON ANCESTOR say to Dick, ' Look here, you take my sister and I'll take yours,' because propriety forbade, and Johnny mistrusted his own powers. Helene was a slender, long-necked girl, between eight and nine stone, and he found her quite enough, whereas Nora was of robuster build and nearer ten than nine. What Helene would have liked was to be carried ashore by Dick Scanlan, who was evidently very strong as well as good-looking. What Nora would have liked nobody could tell, and what Jane liked was what she ofot. However, ashore they all got, and were very soon straying along with a view to pass- ing through a hole like a rude archway in the cliff at one side of the cove, known as Roylieu Gate. Jane led the way, followed by Dick and Helene (who had recovered such spirits and colour as were normal to her as soon as she got ashore), while Nora and Johnny came last. Now, the way under this arch was over round-backed stones covered with seaweed, with puddles THE COMMON ANCESTOR 187 between them, submerged at high-water, and everyone who has ever been at the seaside in his Hfe knows how shppery such a way is. The obvious consequence of this was that the young ladies required a good deal of helping, as both Helene and Johnny had severally foreseen. Nora was much de- lighted with the wild, solitary beauty of the place, and interested in the behaviour of the little green scurrying crabs and the flickering fingers of the many-coloured sea- anemones, and stopped to look at them and stooped to tease them with the end of her sunshade. ^ You must remember,' she said apolo- getically to Johnny, ' that I have been four years or more in London without ever seeing the least taste of the sea, so I'm just like a baby over it.' ^ I'm awfully glad you do like being down here. You do, don't you ?' ^ I do indeed.' ^ And — er — do you think you'll get along all right with my people ? I know we are i88 THE COMMON ANCESTOR — what we are, you know, and I never held out to you any gorgeous expecta- tions.' ' I think your sister Jane is a dear little girl ; they're all very kind.' ' But you find Jane the most like a human being. So do I. You can trust Jane, too. Well, we might be worse, I suppose. Dick and I were thinking of going over to look at The Oaks to-morrow. Would you like to come? Of course you will, though. I say, hadn't you better be on the look-out for some servants ? You'll want them when you have a house of your own.' * Yes ; that never occurred to me. Fancy me having servants !' * You'll have to face it. You can make my mother useful in interviewing them and putting them through their facings.' * I shouldn't like to trouble her.' ' Bless you ! she likes it. Mind your footing, now. There, isn't that pretty ? You get the gate for a frame to a little THE COMMON ANCESTOR 189 fresh seascape, with a topsail schooner right across the middle distance.' ' Very pretty indeed. How calm it is ! Those sails have not got any wind in them — more patches than wind. Curious, how white they are in the sunshine and how black they are out of it.' * You like the water, don't you ? I expect you would like Norway. The phy- sical geography is very imposing, and water . is laid on everywhere, and it's grand, and solitary, and immense, and all that sort of thing — you know what I mean. Immensity and grandeur are not things I personally go in for, but I recognise them as existing facts.' ' I should like to go to Norway very much. I think those steep, dark valleys, with the waterfalls streaming out in the air like long white veils, must be beau- tiful.' ' Why — where — how is it you have got such a photographic knowledge of the scenery of Norway ?' gasped Johnny. I90 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' Well, it is photographic knowledge, any way. Mr. Cunningham showed me some photos he had taken there of Gudvangen and Stalheim, and the Naerodal.' ' Oh, I grasp. You seem to have remem- bered the names with remarkable accuracy — foreign, unfamiliar names, too.' * Unfamiliar things are more striking, and so you find them easier to remember.' ' I'm afraid I shall turn out to be a familiar thing, and far from striking. What a sphinx you are, Nora I No one can imagine all the things you know and think about. Suppose we sit down ; here is a dry place — sicut hahitantes in sicco — and the gate overhead will shade us, and we can take a rest.' Nora sat down on the conveniently low, hollowed ledge, shut her sunshade, crossed her feet, and gazed out to sea. * Why,' pursued Johnny, ' do you concen- trate 3^our vision on an imaginary point about eight miles away ?' ' I am thinking.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 191 ' Sphinx again. No one will probably ever know what you are thinking about, and nothing will probably induce you to tell me.' ' Nothing,' replied Nora, with a quiet smile. ' Can I guess V ' You can try. People generally had to do a good deal of guessing who associated with sphinxes. And they were mostly wrong, too, weren't they?' ' Yes, and my recollection is that she generally did for them.' ^ Except one.' * Well, yes — except one. But he was a person of exceptional attainments and quali- ties.' ' Of course he was. He had travelled about everywhere, and knew all the lan- guages, and poked out a centaur's eye on a desert island with a pole. I learnt all about it once.' ' I see. You certainly have an accurate memory for details.' 192 THE COMMON ANCESTOR Here Jane came and joined them, a little splashed and heated, and sat down, observ- ing : ' Oh, I am so hot ! I've been aggravating Helene and Cousin Dick enough for the present, so T thought I'd come and see how you were getting on. It's a jolly place, Nora, isn't it ? I'd like to paddle if I were not grown up.' ^ Where are the others ?' asked Johnny. ' Gone up the landslip to the abbey.' ' You'd like to see the abbey, wouldn't you ?' Johnny said to Nora. ^ If you like,' replied Nora, without making any attempt to move. ' It'll be awfully hot, climbing up there,' said Jane. ' I'm sure we are much more comfortable down here.' ^ Well, the abbey won't run away, and we can have a look at it after lunch. Getting hungry, Jane V ' I'm thirsty. Cousin Dick's telling Helene delightful anecdotes about his regi- ment.' (I am afraid Jane maliciously THE COMMON ANCESTOR 193 adopted Dick's pronunciation, and called it ' rijment.') ' Oh, he would be !' said Nora ; ' I'm alwa\'s telling Dick to leave off that.' * Helene seems to like it. He told her how Sergeant-Major Sullivan saved his life in the Soudan, and Helene said that was *' very nice " of him, as if he had asked him to lunch.' ' Pronouns a trifle mixed, Jane. Talking of lunch, suppose we go and arrange the things out of the hamper ? I expect they will come down and want support soon. They can see from the top, too.' * Come along,' said Jane. And they arose and returned over the rocks to the smoother shore, Jane running and leaping ahead of them, in a way that threw doubt upon her being so ' grown-up ' as it occa- sionally pleased her to think herself. And as they opened their hamper and spread the contents, figures appeared out- lined against the sky on the cliff above, where the abbey lay out of sight behind. VOL. I. 13 194 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' There they are !' said Jane, signalling frantically with her arms. Johnny looked up, and said : ' Why, there are three people there ! Dick and Helene were only two when they started. How have they become a larger crowd ? It looks like someone I know, too, but I am not very keen-sighted for distant objects — I go in for the Nearer Object, like the accusative case.' ' I can't make out who it is,' said Jane. Nora looked up for a moment or two with gravity, then said : ' It's Mr. Cunningham.' ' By jingo, I believe you're right !' said Johnny ; ' and just fancy me not being sure ! However, they are coming down now.' They came down, and it was Cunningham. ' How^ are you, Miss Scanlan ? Hullo, Johnny ! Jane, I shall have to call you Miss Smalley soon, I suppose. You make one feel old by being so young. Thanks, I will take part in the feast — probably a large part, as I have had nothing since breakfast. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 195 I came down this forenoon by an earlyish sort of train, called at your place, heard you were doing this Robinson Crusoe business out here, walked by the overland route to Roy lieu, and the rest you can fill in.' * Thought you weren't coming down for another month — not till the Long was fairly begun,' remarked Johnny. ' Well, I've come sooner. I am also to dine with you to-night.' ' That's very gratifying.' Cunningham sat down on a stone, and observed : ' Well, Miss Scanlan, I hope you like the English country ?' ' I do.' ' I don't know whether it comes up to the Irish standard ; I suppose our scenery is, on the whole, of a less sensational order, and mild prosperity is often fatal to picturesque- ness in dwellings and costumes.' ' Yes, this is very pretty ; but Ireland is beautiful. The people in England live in better houses, many of them, and seem to 196 THE COMMON ANCESTOR have more to eat and better clothes, but they don't seem much better people for that; ' They do a deal more work in England/ said Dick. ' I don't know that I look on industry and commercial progress as an unmixed blessing,' said Cunningham ; ' it only seems to result in immense untaught populations struggling for a dingy existence among ugly chimneys, deafening streets, spoiled landscapes, precocious, crude pleasure-hunt- ing, and morbid conditions of mind and body.' ' I've been an instrument in the hands of industrial progress myself, as you know, Mr. Cunningham,' said Nora, ' and it was simply miserable. It was not that anybody was specially unkind, it was the dreary, weary hours of doing the same meaningless fold- ing and unfolding, hanging up and taking down, and wondering if my whole youth was to be spent like that till I was old, with never a sight of the happiness of life or the THE COMMON ANCESTOR 197 beautiful things and places of the world, except for what you got for a week a year or on a Bank Holiday/ ' A Bank Holiday !' Johnny shuddered. Fancy connecting Nora Scanlan in one's imagination with a Bank Holiday ! ' Yes, indeed ; a Bank Holiday or a Sunday, when everything is shut up except the lunatics who go out with flags and bands and prevent you from even going to see the green grass that is there for everybody to tramp into mud instead of enjoying. Oh, many a time I've thought I'd rather be a Kerry peasant in rags than spend another year in that show-room.' ' I should think it must be rather tiring,' said Helene politely, and then quickly changed the subject, as she thought these allusions to the particular form of industry with which Nora Scanlan had been as- sociated were most unfortunate. So she asked Cunningham if he had been to the Academy. He looked at her for a moment with an 198 THE COMMON ANCESTOR amused expression. He then quite under- stood, and rejDlied : ^ Oh yes. I thought it rather better than usual. I also have been to the church parade once or twice, to say nothing of the Eton and Harrow match. I also watched the ladies going to a Drawing-room one day.' ' Oh, that must have been very nice !' ' It was — delightful ! I wondered how much a week people got paid for makings those trains and thinofs.' ^ Well, Cousin Dick and I have made a salad while you have been talking about industry, Mr. Cunningham,' remarked Jane. ^ I'm glad to hear it. You are not an enthusiastic supporter of industry, I think, are you ?' ^ I hate it !' replied Jane with decision and candour ; 'and I think when the time comes they talk about for working men to own everything, and have it all their own way, life will not be worth living. Life with German irregular verbs is bad, but a THE COMMON ANCESTOR 199 life of perpetual industry would be simply terrific/ ' It would be a little triste' said Cunning- ham ; ' as it is, England is not any longer entitled to be called Merry. Never mind, let us rejoice, let us be merry, my friends ! as Mr. Pecksniff said as he seized a captain's biscuit.' ' About time,' said Johnny. ' I didn't like to hint it, my learned friend, but you are getting a little prosy. What do we really care about the working classes, except for the vote we've been fools enouofh to crive them ?' ' I am sure we always ought to be kind to the lower classes,' said Helene, ' and I think we generally are. The Disneys have a coal and clothing club, and we helped them to get up an entertainment at the parish-room not long ago, and it went oflp very well. And, then, most of the women belong to the Primrose League, and they will see that their husbands vote right.' ' I see/ said Cunningham ; ' we may, 200 THE COMMON ANCESTOR then, consider the Constitution safe for the present.' And they all ate and drank. After lunch they managed to get the boat afloat again, and Cunningham and Dick Scanlan pulled it home to Redcliff, where Mr. Blow and the old loafer assisted them to land. * That's a recent acquisition, isn't it ?' said Cunningham to Johnny ; ' I used to know all the " waterside " characters here, I think.' ' Oh yes ; you mean Mr. Blow's assistant. I think he is a retired smuggler, or pirate, or something sensational and gory. He lives on rum and tobacco, and whispers hoarse lies to me about running cargoes. I'm getting rather to like the old ruffian, but I think he has been a son of Belial, and tough at that, as the Americans say.' ' Well, if you'll excuse me,' said Cunning- ham, ' I will go home to the Rectory. I have not seen my uncle yet. and I have not unpacked. See you all by-and-by.' ' Good-bye.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 201 ' Then,' reflected Johnny, ^ he took the trouble to walk over to Roylieu without lunching or going home for the pleasure of our society, and he is naturally as lazy as they are made. Whose society ? Mine ? Helene's ? Dick's ? Jane's ? Not likely. Now, what the devil is he up to ? and does he know himself? I don't think old Cun- ningham is at home in this business at all. I only hope he won't get too much at home in it; CHAPTER IX. After Cunningham had taken the Scanlans to the courts where justice is administered in an impartial though leisurely manner, given them afternoon tea and the benefit of his Norwegian experiences, and sub- sequently been entertained by them at the recherche dinner of the Empire Hotel, ' served at separate tables,' it somehow ha23- pened that not one of their few remaining days in London passed without his spending some part of it in their society ; and he conducted them to various shows and forms of entertainment calculated to edify two rather innocent young pilgrims making holiday in London in bright June weather. He took them to the Zoological Gardens THE COMMON ANCESTOR 203 on Sunday, as planned, to a cricket match at Lord's on Monday, finishing with a Gaiety burlesque in the evening, and on Tuesday to some picture-galleries, winding up w^ith the Exhibition in the evening — I forget whether it was the Wild West, or the Italian Exhibition, or what, but it was something of that kind. And they went many journeys in hansom cabs, those three, and dined and lunched at all kinds of places, from the unpretending German restaurant of the eastward city to the stately Bristol of the luxurious west, and enjoyed them- selves very much, and got to look on Cunningham as a kind of well-informed, easy-going elder brother. And when the time came he saw them off from Victoria, saw that their luggage was put in the train, and that they were provided with literature and refreshments, and was repaid by most hearty and sincere thanks from both of them, which were none the less acceptable for the friendly look in Nora's blue eyes which accompanied them, and the firm clasp 204 THE COMMON ANCESTOR of her slender, long-fingered hands, as she said : ' And we will see you again soon, I hope/ ' I expect you will. Good-bye.' And the train moved gently away. When it had disaj^peared on its way to Grosvenor Road Bridge, Cunningham walked slowly out of the station, lit a cigar, and strolled past Buckingham Palace and through St. James's Park to Pall Mall, feeling that there was a kind of indefinable emptiness and lack of occupation about London, crowded as it was with fashionable people and amusements. He walked on slowly and without any particular attention up St. James's Street, looked in at a club he had belonged to for some years, but did not often visit, and glanced at the afternoon paper in the smoking-room, ordering at tlie same time a cup of coffee which he did not really want. And there spoke to him an acquaintance, a man he had known and dis- liked for several years, called Haverel, who said : THE COMMON ANCESTOR 205 ' I say, old chappie, that was a remark- ably choice girl I saw you with last Sunday. I didn't know you went in for that sort of thino'.' ' What sort of thing V ' Why, you know, that sort of thing. I pointed you out to some men I was with, and they were sur^^rised, I assure you.' ' Look here, Haverel, suppose you were to mind your own business ? Let me sug- gest that to you, as a new pursuit.' * All right, old chappie,' rephed the other with exasperating placability ; ' no need to get shirty about it. No harm meant.' Cunningham grunted, gulped his coffee while it was still painfully hot, left the club abruptly, and walked along Piccadilly medi- tatinof on the ' linoferinof ' and ' humorous ' forms of execution meetest for a meddling fool. By the time he reached Piccadilly Circus his wrath had cooled, and he was not walk- ing so fast. He strolled ujd Regent Street, and looked at the people, in an idle way, and 2o6 THE COMMON ANCESTOR then turned and strolled down it again, paused at a photograph shop, and looked at the latest versions and perversions of poten- tates, poets, pianists (infant and adult), statesmen, fiddlers and buffoons, beauties and notorieties. * Evidently,' he considered, ' I do not know what to do with myself, or how to get through the day. Suppose I go home, put on old clothes and read, and make melody, like the " smale foulis "? But I don't want to sit still by myself and read ; I want to fidget about, and stay out, and have some- one to talk to. I used to be fond of soli- tude. I don't know what's the matter. Probably I'm taking in the bacilli of some new disease. I will take a stroll in dear, melancholy, shady old Soho — here is an opening.' And he soon found himself in Brewer Street. ' Brewer Street. Ah 1 Why shouldn't I look up that poor little Mrs. Denison in Golden Square ? I promised to go and call. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 207 and see how — what's the brat's name ? Darius ? No — Alexander's getting on, and I have forofotten all about them till this moment, which is a shame. I'll go. Any way, it will put through a little time, and may be interesting. I should think she had a story of some kind.' And he went. In answer to his ring at the second little bell handle, Mrs. Denison herself opened the door, with an anxious expression, as if she expected either Alexander in a state of further disintegration or a demand for some- thing on account. But her face brightened suddenly and wonderfully on seeing who her caller really was, and she said : ' I was afraid you had forgotten all about us, Mr. Cunningham. Do come upstairs. I am in a shameful state, because I've been trying to do some washing and ironing in the kitchen ; but if you will sit down for a minute I'll go and take off this dreadful apron and make myself tidy. You won't mind, will you ?' 2o8 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ^ Don't mind about me, Mrs. Denison. I'm not at all a tidy person myself, and I generally wear any old things at home.' The matter ended in Mrs. Denison taking off the apron and rolling it up and putting it on the sideboard, and pulling down her sleeves, which were tucked up hitherto, showing rather pretty arms, rendered pink by the suddenly-interrupted laundry process. Then she said : ' Bella has gone out to do a little shopping for me, so for the present I have to be my own footman and butler and parlourmaid. I thought you had forgotten all about me. I expect you had.' ' Not at all,' replied Cunningham untruly, ^ but I've been very busy. I hope the little boy's better ?' ' Yes, thanks. He's doing very well. Dr. Hanlon says he'll be all right soon.' * You must be very lonely here,' Cunning- ham said. ' I beg your pardon ; I have no right to criticise your mode of life. The words came out thoughtlessly.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 209 * I am sure you meant them kindly ; and to tell you the truth, Mr. Cunningham, I am lonely, miserably lonely, here. I've been brought up to live comfortably, and do nothing, and have all sorts of amusements, and go to theatres and dances, and see people, and wear nice things ; and to live like this, with just enough to keep body and soul together in a shabby-genteel lodging, and not a friend in the world to care whether I am in the workhouse or the cemetery; to do most of my own cooking, and mend my own things, and never have a really good frock or jacket to wear, is just horrid.' And tears stood in the poor latter-day Cinderella's eyes. Cunningham said nothing, but listened. ' Of course, everybody would say it was all my own fault, if they knew ; but there is not much consolation in that, is there ? And, then, I have never been taught any- thing really well, that I could earn a living by. I have learnt a little piano, a little singing, a little sewing and fancy work, and VOL. I. 14 2IO THE COMMON ANCESTOR a little French, and a little drawing ; but I suppose there are fifty thousand girls in London who can do all those things much better than I can, and a good deal more besides. I've thought of the stage, but I don't think I've got the cheek, to say nothing of the talent. And just think of me living on like this for another forty years, perhaps, for I'm dreadfully healthy ! It's enough to make one jump into the river, only, as in the case of the stage, I haven't got the cheek. There, you must excuse my talking so much about myself, but I don't often have anybody to talk to.' * Believe me when I tell you, Mrs. Denison, that I am very sorry for all this, and would like to be your friend so far as is possible, if you will let me.' ' It's awfully nice of you ! And I do believe you. You have been very kind already, I know. And, then, Alexander's such a worry. I mean, when he grows up I'm afraid he'll be a pickpocket, or a cab-driver, or have to sell special editions.* THE COMMON ANCESTOR 211 ' I'll think about that, and see if I can suggest anything.' ' In the meantime, if you'll excuse me a minute, I'll go and see if the kettle's boil- ing, and you shall have some tea.' ' Oh, thanks. Don't bother about that.' * Oh yes, but I always have some about this time in the afternoon.' And Mrs. Denison went into the kitchen, and after a time reappeared with a tray, containing a Japanese crockery teapot with a chipped spout, a minute jug of milk, and two cups and saucers, one of which was provided with a yellowish plated teaspoon, the other with an eggspoon. ' There ! Now I'll go and get the bread and butter.' Having brought that, she poured out the tea, saying : * It isn't everybody who can pour out tea from this pot, as it runs down the outside of the spout and up your sleeve if you are a stranger. There, it isn't good tea, I know. I can tell good tea from bad, which makes 212 THE COMMON ANCESTOR it all the pleasanter to be obliged to drink the latter.' Cunningham laughed and accepted the tea, saying : * Well, good health and good spirits go a long way to make up for these deficiencies in detail, don't they ?' ' I try to make them. My health is all right, and makes me a great deal hungrier than the resources of my larder always justify ; but I sometimes find it rather an uphill business with the good spirits.' ^ Do you go out much ? There has been sunshine and blue sky enough lately to cheer up anybody.' ' I sometimes go out just to look at all the pretty things in the shops, and decide on the hats I would buy if I could, but not often. I'm so shabby, and my best frock is getting fit only for a foggy afternoon or gaslight, and I'm ashamed to show myself in the sunshine among all the nicely-dressed people. You may think it silly, but that is one of the things women are silly about. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 213 And, then, I make u^ my mind sometimes and get as far as putting my things on, and then just think, ^' Oh, what's the good ?" and stay in after all.' ' You poor thing ! You were never meant by nature for this sort of life, I know.' ' Well, I've got to put up with it, so it's no good grumbling. Please help yourself to bread-and-butter. There's potted bloater in the sideboard, if you would like it. I like those tasty things sometimes.' ' No, thanks, not now. Now, listen, Mrs. Denison, and I will tell you what you are going to do. I will call round here about six — I have a few things to do in the mean- time — and you will just come out to dinner with me at some proper place, and you will o'o to a theatre afterwards. Bella will look after Alexander, I've no doubt.' Mrs. Denison's eyes sparkled, and then she said : * Oh, I don't think I can.' ' Oh yes, you can. Why not ?' 214 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' I don't like to.' * Don't you think you can trust me V ' Oh yes ! I know you are a gentle- man, and only mean to be kind. It is not that.' ' What is it, then ?' She hesitated, and wriggled her fingers round one another in an agony of perplexity, and said : ^ I'm so shabby.' ^ That all ? Oh, never mind. Put on whatever you like. I'm sure you'll look all right.' * I'm sure you are wonderfully kind to me, and I don't know why. I don't like to take advantage . . . and my gloves are all mended where they are not in holes.' ' Oh, never mind about that. We will put it that I am lonely, too. The man I live with has gone away into the country, and you will do me a favour by giving me your society.' ^ Oh, it's all very well to talk like that, but I know better. I don't know how to THE COMMON ANCESTOR 215 thank you — and I don't like to say no to such a tempting offer, and I don't Hke to say yes.' ' Let me make up your mind for you, and call it yes.' ' Well, I can't resist, I don't think. There, you mustn't mind if I'm very badly dressed.' ' That's settled, then. I'll be round by six, and you will be ready ?' ' Yes, I will. And I am so grateful to you, you can't think.' ' Well, I'll say good-bye for the present, then.' ' Oh, I say, Mr. Cunningham !' ' Yes ?' ' You won't take me to any awfully swell place, will you ? Not where they are all in evening frocks and diamonds and that sort of thing V ^ No, no. You can leave that to my discretion.' And he went. When he was gone, Mrs. Denison put her face down on the green 2i6 THE COMMON ANCESTOR sofa-cushion and cried, and thought nearly aloud : ' Well, he is a good fellow ! If he had not been a perfect gentleman, too, he would have asked me to dine at his chambers. What an awful mess I've made of my life !' Here Bella came in, and said : ' Why, whatever is the matter, mum ?' * Oh, nothing,' replied Mrs. Denison, sitting up hurriedly. ' Bella, I want you to help me do up my black dress. I'm going out to-night.' ' All right, mum,' said Bella aloud. Internally she said, ' That toff's bin — the tall un.' ' And, Bella, that hat — the small black straw with the brim wrinkled in front and turned up at the back — do you think you could find a bit of white ribbon to make a fresh bow at the top ?' ' Oh yes, mum !' replied Bella cheerfully. ' Make it look as good as new. I could get a bit ahtside for six three-farthings.' ' All right, then. Here's a shilling. THE COMMON ANCESTOR 217 And would you mind cleaning up my boots very well indeed, and seeing if all the buttons are on ? And you can have half a pint of bottled stout, and some trotters and baked 2)otatoes for supper, if you like.' ' Thank you, mum. Oh, I'll see you're turned out as good as Mrs. Lan-tree 'fore I done — you see if I don't. I'm glad you're going to take a bit of pleasure, mum. You don't 'ave none too much, as Hi can swear.' And Bella began her functions as lady's- maid. After awhile, when the black dress had been ' done up ' with tolerable success, Bella went out for the white ribbon, and when she returned, said : * Here's a little parcel, which a young man give me, and it was to be delivered immediately, for Mrs. Denison.' ' Oh, indeed ! I wasn't expecting any- thing,' replied Mrs. Denison, eagerly open- ing it, to discover a pair of long black suede gloves, on which lay Cunningham's card, with the words scribbled in pencil : 2i8 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ' I had to take a shot at the size. Hope it's right. They'll change it if it isn't. —A. C * Lor r said Bella, ^ ain't they fine ?' ^ Is the young man waiting ?' ^ Yes, mum — to know if it's right.' ^ Tell him they are quite right.' Then she thought : * It was clever of him to guess six and a quarter. Why, these must be worth %N^ and eleven, quite. What an awfully nice man he is ! I wonder if he is engaged to some swell girl — and what she is like.' In the course of time the necessary pre- parations were completed, as well as circum- stances, assisted by the willing mind and able fingers of Bella, would permit, and when Mrs. Denison was ready, she was not half so bad to look at as she expected. Her dress had seen its best days, no doubt, but the fit and shape were good, and there is a perpetual decency about black ; and the hat looked quite new with that cunning bow of wide white ribbon on it. The black THE COMMON ANCESTOR 219 gloves fitted admirably, and Bella had polished the boots very creditably, replaced the lost and tightened the loose buttons, and finally knelt on the floor before her mistress and ' done 'em up ' with one of her own stout hairpins, it being hardly necessary to say that poor Mrs. Denison never could find the right apparatus at the time when it was wanted for any given purpose. More- over, nature had endowed Mrs. Denison with a face and figure and hands and feet which, even in their present ill-fed and overtired condition, defied circumstances, and looked well in anything. ' Lor, there !' said Bella. ' I towld ye so, mum : you're fit to mash the Prince o' Wiles.' ^ Oh, rubbish !' replied Mrs. Denison, much pleased. ' That's right. It is, I tell yer.' ^ Well, when he calls in Golden Square, we shall know. But I'm afraid he will be spared the sight of all this grandeur.' Mrs. Denison was in higher spirits than 220 THE COMMON ANCESTOR she had been for months, and had got mildly ironical on the strength of it. She went to kiss the slumbering Alex- ander good-night — poor, affectionate, good, silly little woman — and then proceeded to powder her face before the glass, by the light of the westering sun, and to add a discreet touch of rouge, for she was rather sallow by nature, and insufficient food and outdoor exercise emphasized that peculiarity. Then, all being prepared, she sat on the sofa and nervously read Ally Slopers Half- Holiday, thinking all the time about Cunningham, and how well he was dressed, in a frock-coat with a camellia in it, and a glossy tall hat, and hoping he would not arrive in evening dress, and starting to look out of the window whenever she heard a step on the pavement. At six punctually a hansom stopped at the door, and Cunningham emerged and rang the second-floor bell. She at once ran downstairs and opened the door herself, not to keep him waiting. THE COMMOX ANCESTOR 221 ^ Oh, you are ready,' he said ; * that's all right. Will you get into the cab V and he helped her in as if she had been queen of the world, gave directions to the driver, and got in after her. She noticed that he had put on, not the dreaded evening costume, but a dark tweed suit and a round hat, and honoured him for his thoughtfulness. ' Thank you so much for the gloves, Mr. Cunningham,' she said. ' Which gloves V said Cunningham with calm evasiveness. ^ Oh, don't go on like that ! You know.' ' Are they the right size ?' ^ Yes, exactly. It's so awfully good of you, and so clever to guess the size. I don't know what makes you so kind to me, I'm sure.' * Well, it's a very small thing, but if I do wish to be kind, I suppose it's because you seem to want it. Isn't that a good enough reason ?' ' I wish everyone looked at it that way.' 222 THE COMMON ANCESTOR * Jolly evening, isn't it V ^ Beautiful. I think there is something awfully charming about a summer evening. It always makes me think of a waltz I heard years ago ; I forget the name, but it went like this ;' and above the rattle of the traffic she whistled softly a melody. ' That !' he said. ' That is " Geliebt und Verloren." It has been forgotten now, among the fashionable barrel-organ things like "Poudre d' Amour " and ^' Greenland Faces," and rot of that kind; but I remember it.' * That's it. Well, that tune always made me think of a summer evening, and now a summer evening always makes me think of that tune. Where are you going to take me ?' This she asked with the perfect indif- ferent trust of a child who knew that all would be well, but was curious to know. * Oh, to a quiet little place I sometimes patronize, where the cookery is good and the company unostentatious. Not far. In fact, we are nearly there.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 223 Soon the cab stoj^ped in a short street off Coventry Street, at an ItaHan hotel and restaurant, and Mrs. Denison found herself invited to deposit her hat in a ladies' cloak- room by a polite pale youth, and then sat opposite Cunningham at a cosy little table in a corner, while a smiling, deferential waiter put bread and butter and tJwn marme on the table, and took an order for a mezzo -Chianti. When he brought the graceful long-necked flask in its plaited straw garment, and put a bowl of ice on the table, Mrs. Denison said : ' Oh, I've seen those bottles before.' ' I dare say you have. In Italy, perhaps ?' * Yes. I was there once for a few days. But I was not in a position to appreciate it thoroughly — oh, don't let's talk about that now ! I hate to think of it, and I want to forget all the horrid past and future, and be happy for a little while.' ' Try this Chianti. You had better have a lump of ice in it ; it's quite a tropical evening.' 224 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ^ Later on I'll tell you about Italy — no, there, I may as well tell you now, and get it off my mind, or I shall keep on thinking about it, and it will spoil my dinner. I think I can trust you, somehow ; if I tell you about — about my past distinguished career, you won't let it go further, or make any bad use of it, will you ?' ^ Whatever you please to tell me in con- fidence shall be so regarded, of course. But don't tell me anything unless you like.' ' There,' he reflected, ' that ought to start the story. Of course I knew there was a story. Two chairs in the centre of the stage, and so on.' Mrs. Denison took some of the cool red wine, and began : * I dare say you've been wondering whether I'm a widow, or a wife, or divorced, or what. Well, seven years ago I was a young lady of nineteen at a school near the Swiss Cottage, being "finished" expensively. And a nice finish it brought me to. My name was Goldstein, Lily Goldstein, and I was a THE COMMON ANCESTOR 225 Jewess, as the name will tell you, and as I dare say you may have guessed from my face. My father was in business in the City in a large way — Goldstein and Morris — and had a lot of money, and we all lived in Caithness Avenue, Maida Vale, and were very comfortable, and had lots of friends ; and I had new dresses and hats, and gloves and boots, and bangles and rings, and sun- shades, and so on, whenever I liked, almost, which is what a girl most cares about at that time of life, if she is not very clever, and is rather vain of her appearance — and I really was thought rather pretty then.' ' Really !' said Cunningham, with a dry smile. ' And we used to go on Saturday morn- ings to the St. John's Wood synagogue, where my father used to stand, wearing a new hat, on one side, by the curtain, to draw it when the Thorah was j)^^t in again — ah, well, I don't suppose you've ever been to a synagogue ; never mind. There's not VOL. I. 15 226 THE COMMON ANCESTOR much religion left in me now, I'm afraid. I used to think more then of cutting out the other girls in the gallery than the reading, and singing, and prayers, which I mostly didn't understand. Well, being at this school, I must needs go and fall in love, like a little idiot, with a man who taught singing and Italian. He was good-looking, and awfully amusing, and could talk sentiment- ally, too — or I thought so, and thought he was like the men I read about in novels. His name was Alessandro Pellegrini. We used to meet outside, when I had left school to go home, and go for little walks and all that sort of rubbish on the sly.' ' Have a little soup, now, and then we'll go on with the story.' Mrs. Denison took her soup, and re- marked : ' This is awfully good. I've almost for- gotten what a good dinner is like. This is nice wine, too. I haven't tasted a glass of wine for years, except half a pint of port Bella got me from the pubhc-house when I THE COMMON ANCESTOR 227 was rather seedy once, and it didn't improve me.' Cunningham shuddered. ' She's a good sort, that Bella. I don't know what I'd do without her. Well, it ended in my running away w4th that man and marrying him, and I thought I was going to be awfully happy for ever after. Then the trouble began. My father sent me a cheque for five hundred pounds, and his curse, and he never wished to see my face again. Pellegrini took the money to invest for me, so I only had the curse left to keep. Pellegrini turned out an awful failure, as you will see. He lived on my money as long as it lasted, and then on my jewellery ; but all the time he was so nice to me I couldn't blame him, though I knew I ought to. And yet — I was afraid of him. We went to Paris first, and then by Mont Cenis to Kome, and he used to make acquaintance with English and American gentlemen at the hotels, and bring them to our rooms, and be very agreeable and amus- 228 THE COMMON ANCESTOR ing and all that ; but it always ended in his borrowing money, and their being a little too attentive to me.' ' I understand/ said Cunningham — ' I understand.' ' And, then, one day I found he was gone ; and afterwards the police came and asked questions, and I didn't know what to do. I had money enough to telegraph, and I telegraphed to my people. They sent me some more money and a letter, telling me I had better get back to England. I was sorry for Alessandro. He was awfully clever, but he never would work, and yet he must always have the best of everything, and travel first class, and drink champagne. He played and sang divinely, too. When I got to London, I found that my father was dead. He had broken a thing in a vein — something-ism ' ' Aneurysm V ' That's it. Hurrying to catch the City train at Marlborough Road, he died sud- denly. He had left me money enough to THE COMMON ANCESTOR 229 produce one hundred pounds a year and no more ; and my mother did nothing but cry and scold, and say I had killed my father, which was not true ; and none of my people would have anything to do with me, or let me live with them, because they said I had disgraced the family. Of course my real name is Pellegrini, but I didn't want Alessandro, or anyone who knew him, to have a chance of finding me, so I invented the name of Denison, and have lived since in the way you see me living now, except that I was not always in the same lodgings, and didn't find Bella for a year or two. Then, Alexander came before I had been an outcast very long, and there wasn't a human soul to take care of me, or tell me what to do, except the landlady of the place I was at in Charlotte Street, Fitzroy Square, and the doctor, who was a total stranger. He was a good old sort. I believe doctors are just among the best people going.' ' So do I.' * And now you know all about me, and 230 THE COMMON ANCESTOR what an awful hash I've made of my life. That's my loving spouse's face seven years ago, and very like.' And she exhibited to Cunningham a silver locket from her pocket. * I brought it to show you.' Cunningham examined it. ^ 'M ! I never saw him, that I know of. Now, let us forget all this and be cheerful and eat our dinner.' They went through a discreetly and deli- cately chosen bill of fare, in which French and Italian dishes were pleasantly alternated, and towards the end Cunningham ordered a pint of champagne. After coffee, a hansom conveyed them to a theatre, where Cunning- ham had already taken seats, and saw a merry piece with much laughter in it, which he had surmised would be the best kind of thing to select under the circumstances. Between the acts Mrs. Denison said : ' You don't know what all this means to me ; you can do it all any day you like. You have given me a perfectly heavenly evening, and I shall never forget it.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 231 'Oh, that's all right. I say, do you know, I've thought of something that niight do for Alexander next autumn. I know of a school for little boys kept by a man I used to know at Cambridge and his wife ; they've got children of their own, and don't overwork them, and are quite kind and all that — and he could come home every after- noon, you know.' * But I never could pay for that.' ' Oh, I think I could work Malcolm — that's his name — for that on pretty easy, in fact nominal, terms. He's an old friend of mine, and one more among a dozen or so won't make much dijfference to his expenses.' Here the lights went down, preparatory to the ascent of the curtain, and Mrs. Denison seized Cunningham's hand which was nearest her convulsively, and said : * I know what that means. Oh no ! It's too nmch !' * Oh, it'll be all right. Now, don't cry, because the curtain's going up. We'll see about this by-and-by.' 232 THE COMMON ANCESTOR And soon Mrs. Denison had forgotten her tragic and sordid experiences, and was laughing merrily at the humours of Mr. Terry. At the end of the play Cunningham drove her home again to Golden Square, and stopped on the doorstep to say good- night. She held his hand in both hers, and said : ' Good-night. I don't know what to say to you. You are too kind to me, and I have done nothing to deserve it.' ' I've done nothing to deserve so much thanks. If I have helped you to spend a pleasant evening, you have helped me to do the same.' ' When shall I see you again V ' Well, I'm going into the country to- morrow.' This was a recent resolution, come to in the course of the play, but Cunning- ham said it as if it had been planned for weeks. ' Shall you be away long ?' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 233 ' Oh, I don't know exactly. Some weeks, perhaps. But I shall very likely have to run up to town occasionally.' ' Then you will come and see me, if you are not too busy, and haven't forgotten my existence ?' ^ Certainly. With great pleasure.' ' And — I hardly like to say it, you'll think it a liberty.' ' Go ahead.' ' May I write to you V * Of course, if you like. Tell me how you and the boy are getting on, and how you are going out of doors and keeping your spirits up, and everything. Here 1' And he scribbled ' The Rectory, RedclifF,' on his card with a pencil. She took it and looked at it. ' And I shan't see you again for I don't know how long — perhaps never.' ' Mrs. Denison, I told you I would see you again, and when I make a promise I usually keep it.' ' There ! now you're offended, and no 234 THE COMMON ANCESTOR wonder. I am such a fool !' the poor woman rephed. ' Oh, nonsense ! Don't worry yourself. It's all right. Well, good-night, Mrs. Denison, and don't go about the world imagining you have no friends.' * Good-night. I shall never forget this evening, and your goodness to me, as long as I live.' And she opened the door with a latchkey and went in, standing in the open doorway to watch Cunningham walk away into the darkness. Then she went upstairs and confronted Bella, who said : ' Well, mum, I 'ope you've enjoyed your- self * I have, very much. Is Alexander all right V ' Yes, sleepin' beautiful. You're looking better to-night than I've seen you for months.' ' I've been to the theatre, the . I haven't laughed so much for a long time.' THE COMMON ANCESTOR 235 * Oh, he is a nice gentleman, y'nt he, mum V ' Yes, he is.' 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