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WHITE AND J. MURRAY, FLEET-STREET j AND J. HARDING, ST JAMES'S STREET. 1812. TABLE OF CONTENTS. [Those Tracts marked with an asterisk are now received into the Collection for the first time.X Ctactt During tfjc CommoMuealtfK MILITARY TRACTS*. PACE. Pontefract Castle, Account how it was taken, and how General Rainsborough was surprised at Doncaster. By Captain Thomas Paulden, 1702, - - - 3 Trial and Examination of John Morris, Governor of Pontefract Castle, 1649, - 9 Declarations of James Marquis, of Montrose, 1649, - - ,- - 15,17 * Answer of the Parliament to three Papers delivered in by the Ambassadors of the United States. Also a Narrative of the late Engagement between the Dutch and English Fleets, 1652, £0 Relation of Sir Thomas Morgan's Progress in France and Flanders with the six thousand English, in 1657 and 1658. Printed 1699, - - - - - 3.6 MISCELLANEOUS TRACTS. Cleveland's Petition to the Lord Protector, 1655, - - 49' Hosanna, or a Song of Thanksgiving, set forth in three notable Speeches at Grocer's Hall, June 7, 1649, -."".- " " " " " " 52 Catalogue of Pensioners in the Long Parliament ,- - 58 Ecce! The New Testament of our Lords and Saviours the House of Commons, 1648, - 6l Mercurius Menippeus. - The Loyal Satirist, or Hudibras in Prose, 1682, 66 * The Earl of Pembroke's Speech on the Debate of the City 's Petition, 1648, 79 Gradus Simeonis, or the First Fruits of Philip, Earl of Pembroke, - 86 * The Last Will and Testament of the Earl of Pembroke, a - - 89 * Bibliotheca Parliamenti. Classis Secunda, 1653, - - s, - 92 Acts and Monuments of the late Rump, 1660, - - 98 A seasonable Speech by Alderman Atkins in the Rump-Parliament, - - 100 Account of the Gains of the late Speaker Lenthall, - - - - 10a * Don Juan Lamberto, or a Comical History of the late Times,. - 104 ¦^Modern Politics. By Archbishop Sancroft, 1652, - - - 156 * A Character of England as it was lately presented in a Letter to a Nobleman in France, 1659, 176 * The Art of Thriving, or the Pathway to Preferment. By Thomas Powell, 1635, - 187 * The Mistery and Misery, of Lending and Borrowing. By Thomas Powell, 1636, - 209^ vi CONTENTS. PAGE. eracta miring tfce Eeign of Eing C&arieg 313f, ECCLESIASTICAL TRACTS. Catalogue of all the Archbishops and Bishops of 'England and Wales, 1660, - - 235 Apology in the behalf of the Sequestrated Clergy. By R. Mossom, 1660, - - 237 For the King and Parliament ; being a Relation of the Sufferings of the Quakers, - 243 For the King and Parliament, and for every Member to read, - - 247 A Fanatick's Address to the King, and his Peers and Commons. By Henry Adis, 1661, 259 The Naked Truth; or the State of -the- Primitive -Church. - By Herbert Croft, Bishop of Here ford, 1675, ___-'--- 268 Trial, Confession, and Condemnation jaf Popery, 1680, 7 , " " 3*^ Account of Queen Mary's method for introducing Popery, "- "- - 324 Copy of the Paper called the Fanatick's New Covenant, together with, the Execrable Declaration at Sanquhar, 1680, — - - ' •-- 328 The Case of the present Distresses of the Non-Conformists, - - 336 A form of Address, expressing the True Sense of the Dissenting Protestants of England, - 340 The Character of a True Prote?tant,j682, .-,..- " " 343 The Life and Death of Nebuchadmziap-the Great. By Samuel Clarke, 1664, - 344 The Life and Death of Cyrus the Great. By Samuel Clarke, 1664, - - 356 The Last Sayings of Mr Thomas Hobbes of Malmsbury, 1680, - 368 The Recantation of Daniel Scargill, 1.66Q, '.. \ \l-k'i';- ] - 370 An Historical Narration concerning Heresy. By Thomas Hobbes, 1680, - - 373 HISTORICAL TRACTS. The three Royal Cedars, being a Narrative of the. Proceedings of King Charles, James, Duke of York, and Henry, Duke of Glocester. By E.. Sanders, 1660, ' -...••• - - .385 News from Brussels, in a letter from a near Attendant.on his Majesty's Person, 1660, - 390 Declaration-of the Nobility, Knights, and Gentry of the County ofOxon, which have adhered to the late King, i860, - - _ . - 392 King Charles II., his Declaration to his Subjects of England. With his Majesty's Letter to Gene ral Monk, 1660, - - - - - 394 A scandalous Pamphlet, entitled, The' Valley of Baca, or the Army's Interest pleaded, answered, 1660, - - - - - - - 397 Alderman Bunds Speech to the Lord Mayor, Aldermen, and Common Council of London, i860, 407 A Message from the King of Scots to. the King of Spain. As also a Letter from the Duke of York to the King, - - - - - - 410 Catalogue of the Peers of England, 1660, - - - - - 413 Instructions agreed on by Parliament for the Commissioners to the Hague; with the Speech made thereupon. By Dentil Hollis, Esq., 1660, ¦ -' . '¦¦ - - _r 415 England's Joy ; or a Relation of the most remarkable Passages from his Majesty's arrival at Dover to his entrance at Whitehall, 1660, - - - - - -. 419 The Earl of Manchester's Speech to his Majesty in the name of the Peers, with his Majesty's An swer, 1660, - - - _._ ._, 422 A Proclamation against vicious, debauched, and profane Persons, 1660, - - 423 The Royal Oak, or an Historical Description of the Royal Progress, Travels, and Escapes of his Majesty, Charles II. By John Danverd, 1660, - - - - 425 Resolves of Parliament, 1660, - - - - - - 429 Votes, Resolves, and Orders of the Parliament respecting the Prisoners in the Tower, 1660, 433 A Proclamation to summon the Persons who gave- Judgment in the Murder of his Majesty's Royal Father, 1660, - - . : _ _ ._ 436 Abstract of Mr Smith's Articles and Charge against Sergeant Northfolk, Esq., - 439 The Judgment of Sir Orlando Bridgman at the Arraignment of the Twenty-nine Regicides, 440 The Petition of Henry Smith, - - - - - 452 1 CONTENTS. vit PAGE. The Cas^fine distressed Lady Harrington, - - 453 The fuse of Edmund Harvey, Prisoner in the Tower, condemned to die, 1660, - 454 Qjdsiderations humbly tendered by Symon Mayne, to shew that he was no contriver in the Death of the late King, -._____ 456 Petition and Address of the General Court sitting at Boston, in New-England, to Charles II., 1660, - - - - - - ' - - 457 The Earl of BristoFs Speech on the Bill of Indemnity, 1660, - 460 The Speech of the Speaker to the King on the same Bill, 1660, - - 462 His Majesty's Speech to Parliament on passing the Act of Indemnity, 1660, - 464 His Majesty's Commission to search into the Sales and Purchases of Ecclesiastical Lands, 1660, 465 Arraignment and Trial of those who made the late Insurrections in London, l66l, - 469 The Long Parliament revived. By Tho. Philips, 1661, - 473 The Long Parliament is not revived. By R. C, - - - - 485 True Copy of a Letter to the Provost and Preachers of Edinburgh, discovering the horrid Treache ries of the Marquis of Argyll and his Accomplices, 1660, - 489 A Brief of the Case and Title of George Porter, Esq., to a Deputation and Management of both the Letter Offices, - - - - - - 492 A View of the Fallacies in a late Paper, entitled, The Lord Stanhope's Case and Title to the Office of Post-master, ---_--_ 494 Mr Lea, Rector of Newton, in the Isle of Ely, his Case, ... 497 Petition of Oliver Fleming, Knight, - 4Q8 The humble Narrative of Oliver Fleming, Knight, shewing how he came to execute the Office of Master of Ceremonies, -----_ 499 The Case of those Persons who have Licenses for the keeping of Taverns, - - 505 The Representation of Francis Rockley, Esq., - - - - 508 Animadversions upon a Paper, entitled, Considerations touching his Majesty's Revenues of Excise, 5 10 The humble Petition of Sir Job Harby, Sir John Jacobs, Sir Nicholas Crisp, and Sir John Har rison, Knights, - - - - - --513 On the Thunder happening after the Coronation of Charles II., 1661, - - 513 Narrative of the manner of celebrating his Majesty's Coronation in Bath, 1661, - 515 Representation of the sad Condition of many of the King's Party, 1661, - - 516 An Appeal to the Parliament respecting the Poor, 1660, - 520 Petition of the Prisoners for Debt, - 522 Reasons for passing an Act against Imprisonments upon the Writs of Capias, Bills of Middlesex, and Latitats, - - - - - - - 523 The humble Addresses of several Prisoners in the Gate-house, Westminster, 1662, - 530 The Speeches of Sir Edward Turner, Knt., Speaker of the Commons, to his Majesty, 1661, 538 Declaration of the Catholics of the Kingdom of Ireland, 1662, - - 544 His Majesty's Speech, with the Lord Chancellor's, to the two Houses of Parliament at their Proro gation, 1662, --_____ 54Q His Majesty's Speech to both Houses of Parliament, 21 March, 1663-4, - - 552 Articles between his Majesty Charles II. and the Kingdom of Algiers, 1664, - 554 Truth's Discovery, or the Cavaliers Case clearly stated. By Captain Charles Hammond, 1664, 557 Cabala, or an impartial Account of the Non-Conformist's Private Designs, 1663, - 567 A Narrative of the Sufferings and Oppressions of many Christians, (injuriously called Fanaticks) 1671, - - - - - - 586 A true and faithful Account of the Informations exhibited to the Committee appointed to inquire in to the late Burning of the City of London, 1667, - - - - 615 A Protestant Monument to the Glory of the Whigs and the Dutch, it being a full and satisfactory Account of the late Misterious P lot and Firing of London, 17 \%, - - 634 Proclamation respecting the Fire in London, 1666, - - - 659 TRACTS DURING THE COMMONWEALTH. THIRD CLASS. MILITARY TRACTS. VOL. VII. THE SOMERS COLLECTION OF TRACTS. THE COMMONWEALTH; THIRD CLASS. MILITARY TRACTS; Pontefract Castle. An Account how it was taken, and how General Rainsborough was surprised in his Quarters at Doncaster, Anno 16*48. In a Letter to a Friend. By Captain Thomas Paulden. Written upon the Occasion of ' Prince Eugene's surprising. Monsieur Villeroy, at Cremonar 1702. Sic parvis componere magna solebam.'—'V irg. This is a modest and distinct account of one of the most remarkable enterprises performed by th i cavaliers, being equally happily planned arid boldly executed. Sir, I received your letter, wherein you tell me, that the late news of Prince Eugenes surprising the Marshal Villeroy, in his quarters at Cremona, put your self and some of my friends in mind of the surprise of General Rainsborough, at the siege of Pontefract 4 Tracts during the Commonwealth. Castle, in the late civil wars of England; and I being the only person now living that was an actor in it, you are pleased to desire a particular account of it, which, as far as I know, was never yet fully published. I appeal to you, and all that know me, if ever I had the vanity to boast of it, or so much as mention it, but sometimes at the request of a friend, as I do now at yours ; tho' 1 had rather refuse to comply even with your desire at this time, than be thought so vain as to make any comparison (other than. of ¦ small things with great) between such a par ticular action in our own country, aud so public and glorious an one as that of Prince Eugene on the stage of Europe, which failed but by one accident, of having been yet much more glorious. . But this I may say without vanity, that our design was honourable, not to kill a ge neral in the midst of his army, but to take him prisoner, and thereby to save the life of our own general, Sir Marmaduke Langdale, then a prisoner, and condemned to die, under whose command we had served in the precedent war. It may not be unacceptable to you, being a Yorkshire man, to know the most minute particulars of this enterprize, we being all Yorkshire men who had a share in it. And, first, let me tell you how we took the castle, which was a garrison for the par liament, as they call'd the government, then established in a small part of the house of commons, a»d a very small number of the lords, sitting at Westminster. Pontefract, commonly called Pomfret Castle, was thought the greatest and strongest castle in England. It was the ancient inheritance of the Dukes of Lancaster, called The Honour of Pomfret ; and it had the honour to be the last garrison in the war ftegun in 42, that held out for the king, In the year 1 648, the first war being over, we, that had served the king in it, sub mitting to our common fate, lived quietly in the country, till we heard of an intended invasion by Duke Hamilton. Then we met frequently, and resolved to attempt the surprising this castle, of which Colonel Cotterel was governor for the parliament, having under him a garrison of an hundred men, most of them quartered in the town of Pomfret, and in no apprehension of an enemy. The design was laid by Colonel Morice,1 (who, in his youth, had been page to the Earl of Strafford,) my two brothers, who were captains of horse, and my self, captain of foot, and some others. We had then about three hundred foot and fifty horse of our old comrades privately listed. We had secret correspondence With some in the castle ; among the rest with a cor poral, who promised, on a certain night, to be upon the guard, and to set a centinel, that would assist us in scaling the walls by a ladder, which we had provided and brought with us. But the corporal happened to be drunk at the hour appointed, and another centinel was placed whe/-e we intended to set our ladder, who fired upon us, and gave the alarm to the garrison. They appearing upon the walls, our men retired 1 The narrator sinks the means which Morice used to facilitate the enterprise, and which certainly did not tend much to gild it. This gentleman had been at first upon the king's side in the civil wars, and, upon some offence given by him, or disgust taken, had engaged in that of the parliament ; but being deprived of his commission, which he bore in the latter service, he meditated a signal revenge. With this view he ingratiated himself with the governor of Pomfret so much that he used to reside in the castle for a week together. The discourse often turned upon the chance ofits being surprised, and Morice even ventured to name to him some of his own cavalier associates, together with others equally strangers and adverse to his purpose, as those from whom such danger was to be apprehended. He was thusenabled, and even encouraged, by the governor to maintain his communication with the royalists ; and when the f* rmer was informed by letters of the danger he run from Captain Morice, he used only to laugh at the intimation, and shew the letters to his supposed friend. Morice even contrived to have some influence in recruiting the garrison, and in obtaining the dismission of such soldiers as he did not like. He became also intimate with every place about the castle, the way in which it was guarded, and so forth, so that lie was easily enabled to execute the plan mentioned in the text. Military Tracts. 5 in haste, leaving the ladder in the ditch, whereby the next day they within knew that it was no false alarm, but that there had been a real attempt to surprise the castle. They took not a man of us ; our foot dispersed themselves in the country ; and half of our horse marched to Sir Marmaduke Langdale, who had then taken Berwick and Carlisle. The rest, being twenty or thirty horse, kept in the woods, while we sent spies into the castle, and found that our confederates within were not discovered, not our design betrayed, but only failed by -the corporal's being drunk. The ladder being found the next morning, made the governor call the soldiers out of the town to. lodge in the castle ; in order to which he sent his warrants into the country for beds to be brought in by a day appointed. We had notice of it, and made use of the occasion. With the beds came Colonel Morice and Captain William Paulden, like country gentlemen, with swords by their sides, and about nine persons more, dressed like plain countrymen, and constables to guard the beds, but arm'd privately with pocket pistols and daggers. Upon their approach the draw-bridge was let down, and the gates opened by our confederates within. Colonel Morice, and those who were with him, entred into the castle. The main guard was just within the gate, where our company threw down the beds, and gave a crown to some soldiers, bidding them fetch ale to make the rest of the guard drink ; and, as soon as they were gone out of the gate, they drew up the draw-bridge, and secured the rest of the guards, forcing them into a dungeon hard by, to which they ttent down by about thirty stairs ; and it was a place that would hold two or three hundred men. Then Captain William Paulden made one of the prisoners shew him the way to the governor's lodging, where he found him newly laid down upon his bed^ with his cloaths on, and his sword, being a long tuck, lying by him. The captain told him the castle was the king's, and he was his prisoner ; but he, without answering any thing, started up, and made a thrust at the captain, and defended himself very bravely, till being sore wounded, his head and arm cut in several places, he made another full and des perate push at the captain, and broke his tuck against the bed-post, and then asked quarter, which my brother granted ; and he, for the present, was put down among his own soldiers into the dungeon. Notice was immediately sent to me, lying hard by, of the taking of the castle, upon which I marched thither with about thirty horse ; and, it being market-day, we fur nished our selves with all manner of provisions from the town. There came speedily to us, in small parties, so many of our old fellow-soldiers, that our garrison at last was encreased to five hundred men, which, at the rendring of the castle afterwards, were reduced to one hundred and forty. We found in the castle a good quantity of salt and malt, with four thousand arms, and good store of ammunition, some cannon, and two mortar-pieces. We expected a siege very suddenly, and got what provisions of corn and cattle we could out of the country. • Particularly in one sally, having notice that there were at Knotingly, three miles from the castle, three hundred head of cattle, bought up in the north, going into the south, under a guard of two troops of horse, we marched out at night with thirty horse and half a dozen foot, with half-pikes to drive the cattle. We faced the troops that guarded them, while our foot drove the herd towards the castle ; then we followed, and kept betwixt them and danger, the enemy not daring to charge us, and so we came all safe with our purchase into the castle. This, and other provisions we got in by. several parties almost every night, enabled us to keep the castle above nine months, though we had not one months provision when we were first beleaguer'd. For, in a very short time after, we were besieged by Sir Edward Rhodes and Sir Henry Cholmondly, and five thousand men of regular troops. But we kept a gate open on the south-side of the castle, which was covered by a small garrison we placed 6 Tracts during the Commonwealth. in an house called New-Hall, belonging to the family of Pierrepoint, being about a musquet-shot or two from the castle. Some time after we heard Duke Hamilton was beaten at Preston, in Lancashire, and Sir Marmaduke Langdale taken prisoner, and brought to Nottingham-Castle. He was general of the English at Preston, who behaved themselves bravely, and, in truth, did all that was done there. He had also, as I said, been our general j we had his com* mission for taking the castle, as he had the Prince of Wales's, and we were resolved to run any hazard to release him ; for it was commonly given out, that they intended to bring him before Pomfret Castle, and to execute him in our sight, if we would not immediately surrender. It being like to prove a tedious siege, General Rainsborough was sent from London by the parliament, to put a speedy end to it. He was esteemed a person of great courage and conduct* exceeding zealous and fierce in their cause, and had done them great service by land and also at sea, where he was for a time one of their admirals.11 His head-quarters were for the present at Doncaster, being twelve miles from Pomfret, with twelve hundred foot. A regiment of his horse lay three or four miles on the east of Doncaster, and another at the like distance on the west. Captain William Paulden, who commanded all the few horse m the eastle, laid "a design to surprise him in his quarters at Doncaster; not to kill him, but to take him prisoner, and exchange him for our own general, Sir Marmaduke Langdale ; and- it was only his own fault that he was killed, and not brought prisoner to the castle. The design seemed the more feasible, because the general and his men were in no apprehension of any surprise,- the castle being twelve miles off, closely besieged, and the only garrison for the: king in England. In order* to execute this our.purpose, Captain William Paulden made choice of two and twenty men, such as he most confided in. At midnight, being well horsed, we marched through the gate that was kept open, over the meadows^ between two of the enemy's horse-guards, whom, by the favour of the night, we passed undiscovered. Early the next morning we came to Mexboroughj a^village four miles west above Doncaster, upon the river Don, where, there was a ferry-boat. There we rested/ to refresh ourselves and horses, till about noon. In the mean time we sent a spy into Doncaster* to know if there was any discovery of a party being out, and to meet us, as soon as it was dark, at Cunsborough, a mile from Doncaster, which he did, and assured us there was no alarm taken by the towrr and that a man would meet us at sunrise, it being then the beginning of March, who would give us notice, if alL was quiet. Thither the man came accordingly ; the sign he was to bring with him to be known by was a bible in his hand. Captain William Paulden then divided his two and twenty men into four parties • six were to attack the main-guard, six the guard upon the bridge ;- four were ordered to General Rainsborough's quarters,, and the captain,, with the remaining six after he had seen the four enter the general's lodgings, was to beat the streets, and' keep the enemy from assembling. " We presently forcing the first barricades, and the guards there dispersing into the country, all the rest succeeded as we Wish'd ; the main-guard was surprised, we entrino- the guard-chamber, and getting. between them and their arms, bid them shift for their lives ; the same was done to the guard upon the bridge, their arms being thrown in the river. ° The four that went to General Rainsborough's lodging, pretended to bring letters to him from Cromwell* who had then beaten the Scots; they met at the door the Ge neral s lieutenant, who conducted them up to his chamber, and told him, being; in bed that there were some gentlemen had brought him letters from General Cromwell. Upon jPnP?!arnd°nvyS thlrwS n°l T \h9m Cwmwell would not rather have lost than Rainsborough, as be depended upon him entirely for settling the seamen in his interest. *«»i»wurougn, as ae Military Tracts. f which they delivered Rainsborough a packet, wherein was nothing but blank paper. Whilst he was opening it, they told him he was their prisoner, but that not a hair of his head should he touched, if he would go quietly with them. Then they disarmed his -lieutenant, who had innocently conducted them to his chamber, and brought them both down staires. They had brought a horse ready for General Rainsborough, upon which they bid him mount ; he seemed at first willing to do it, and put his foot in the stirrup ; but looking about him, and seeing none but four of his enemies, and his lieutenant and centinel (whom they had not disarmed) standing by him, he pulled his foot out of the stirrup, and cried, Arms, arms ! Upon this, one of our men letting his pistol and sword fall, because be would not kill him, catcht hold of him, and they grappling together, both fell down in the street. Then General Rainsborough's lieute nant catching ow man's pistol that was fallen, Captain Paulden's lieutenant, who was on horseback, dismounts and runs him through the body, as he was cocking the pistol. Another of our men run General Rainsborough into the neck, as he was struggling with him that had caught hold of him ; yet the general got upon his legs with our man's sword in his hand ; but Captain Paulden's lieutenant ran him through the body, upon which he fell down dead. Then all our parties met, and made a noise in the streets, where we saw hundreds of their soldiers in their shirts running in the fields to save themselves, not imagining how small our number was. We presently marched over the bridge, the direct way to Pomfret Castle, and all safely arrived there ; carrying with us forty or fifty prisoners, whom we met by eight or ten in a company. We took no prisoners at Doncaster ; nor were any killed, or so much as hurt there, but general Rainsborough and his lieute nant, and they too very much against our will, because our main intention was defeat ed thereby, which I told you was to exchange and redeem our own general Langdale.; who, hoWever, the very night before, had fortunately made his own escape, and lived to see King Charles the Second's restoration, and to be made a peer of England for his eminent services in the war. But to go on with our affairs at Pomfret, seeing you have also the curiosity to know what became of us at last. After the defeat of the Scots army by Cromwell at Preston and Wiggan in Lancashire, Major Creneral Lambert came against us ; and then we were close shut up, without hope of relief, and our provisions very nigh spent, which put us upon capitulating; and they threw .papers over the walls, offering honourable con ditions, saving that six persons were to be excepted from any benefit of the articles, who were not to be named till after the articles were signed by the governor. The governor, Colonel Morice, hereupon called the officers of the castle together, and we unanimously promised we would never agree to deliver any person up with out his consent. Upon this promise our governor sent six officers out of t;he castle to treat with the same number named by Major-General Lambert. Of our number I was one. When we met we told them that we came to capitulate about the surrender of the castle, but they could not expect that we would deliver ourselves up to execution. Upon which Colonel Bright, the first of their commissioners, told us, that he had authority from Major-Getteral Lambert to engage, that none of us that treated should be any of the .excepted persons : we told him, that perhaps the governor might be one of them : he answered, that he did believe the major-general did not so much look upon the go vernor as some that had betrayed the castle to us when it was taken. So we parted for that time without concluding any thing. At our return to the castle, we acquainted the governor with all that had passed ; some of our commissioners telling him, that Colonel Bright had engaged he should not be excepted. The governor asked me what I thought of it. I plainly, told him I thought he was intended to be one, and repeated to him the very words that Colonel - Tracts during the Commonwealth. Bright had spoke, which made me suspect he would be excepted, because he had not eno-aoed that the governor should not be, as he had, that we that treated should not, but left it ambiguous. Then one of our commissioners told him, that Lieutenant-co lonel Crook had'assured him, that our governor was none of the excepted ; upon which he resolved we should go out and conclude, saying generously, that if he was except ed he would take his fortune, and would not have so many worthy gentlemen perish Upon this I desired the governor to send some body else in my place, for I had pro mised solemnly I would never consent to deliver him up ; (which he would have had me sworn to before, but I told him my word should be as good as my oath.) So they went but, and concluded and signed the articles ; and after signing of them, they brought to us, in the castle, the names of the excepted persons, whereof the governor was the first : . Their names were, Colonel Morice, our governor, . Allen Austwick, Captain W. Paulden s lieutenant, as one of those that killed Rams- borougli. - vi Blackborne, Captain Paulden's cornet; for the same reason. Major Ashby, -* These three had been our correspondents in the castle when we Ensign Smyth, V surprised it. Sergeant Floyd, J r We were not obliged to deliver up any of these excepted person, but they had li berty to make their escape if they could, which they attempted on horseback the next evening by charging through the enemy's army. At that very time their guard unluckily happened to be relieving, so that the number was doubled they were to breakthrough. . The governor and Blackborne charged through and escaped ; but were taken in Lancashire about ten days after, (seeking for a ship to pass beyond sea) and brought to York, where they were both executed. Smyth was killed in the attempt. Austwick, Ashby, and Floyd, were forced back into the castle, where they hid themselves in a private sally-port (which we had covered, designing to take the castle again by it when there should happen a fair opportunity.*) Thence they made their escape the next night, after the castle was surrendered, and all lived till after the king's return. Thus ended the siege of Pomfret-castle, which was soon after demolished ; so that now there remains nothing of that magnificent structure, but some mines of the great tower where the tradition is King Richard the Second was murdered. I crave your leave to add what I had forgot to mention before, that we kept the castle till after King Charles *the First was martyred, when we solemnly proclaimed King Charles the Second in it, and did not deliver it up till almost two months after. Be pleased that I inform you farther, that my brother, Captain William Paulden, died of a fever in the castle a month before it was surrendered ; my other brother, Captain Timdthy Paulden, was killed in the fight at Wiggan, being then major of horse to Colonel Matthew Boynton, under the command of the Earl of Derby, 1 myself fol lowed the fortune of King Charles in his exile, and was sent into England on several occasions for his majesty's service. I was once betrayed and brought before Cromwell, but I denied my name, and nothing could be proved against me : however he sent me to the Gatehouse in Westminster, from whence I made my escape with our old friend Jack Cowper, by throwing salt and pepper into the keeper's eyes ; which I think has * Jjambert, who commanded the besiegers, did not seem very earnest in his search after the excepted per sons, but rather expressed satisfaction that they had been able to shift fot themselves. The garrison pretended that they had all broke through during the sally. Military Tract*. g made me love salt the better ever since ; as you and all my friends know I do, with whom I have eaten many a bushel. I went again beyond sea ; and, upon King Charles the Second's restoration, return ed into England, accompanied with my old companion, Loyalty, and with the usual companion of that, Poverty. The first never quitted me ; the other, by the favour and bounty of the Duke of Buckingham, was made tolerable. And having now survived most of my old acquaintance, and, as I very believe^ all who had any part in the foregoing story, being in the 78th year of my age, 1 am glad I have had this occasion of shewing my ancient respects and friendship for you, by obeying your commands in this particular ; though you will not let me have the ho* nour to mention your name otherwise than as a Yorkshire man and a lover of them, who had faithfully served King Charles the Second, as you your selfe had done. After all, perhaps it will not be thought amiss, by our countrymen of Yorkshire at least, that I have lived on to this time ; if for nothing else, yet for this, that when the memorable action at Cremona' Tshall hereafter be spoken of with the honour it de serves, this attempt at Doncaster may not be altogether forgotten by posterity. Sir, I am Your most faithful Humble servant, London, March 31, ; 1702. Thomas Paulden* An exact Relation of the Trial and Examination of John Morris, • Governor of Ponte* Jract-castle, at the Assizes held at York. ¦ Together with his Speeches, Prayers, and other Passages immediately before his Death, August 23, 164°'. Whereunto is added the Speech of Cornet Blaekbume, executed at the1 same Time. Printed in the Year 1649. (Not in the State Trials.) This is the catastrophe of the gallant Colonel Morice. He was executed, as Lord Clarendon re marks, in the~same place where he had first committed a fault against the king, and done ser vice to the parliament* Colonel Morris being demanded to hold up his hand, refused, and the indictment was read against him for treason for levying war against the late king and the parlia ment upon stat. Ed. 5. The court desired him to plead guilty or not guilty. Col. Morris. My lords, under correction, I conceive this court hath not power to try me in this case; I being a martial man, I ought to be tried by a council of war. * The town was surprised by Prince Eugene, and Marshal Yilleroi, who had made it his head- quarters, was taken prisoner. But as the bridge over the Po was burned, by which the reinforcements expected by the Im perialists were cut off, they found themselves obliged to abandon Cremona the same evening it was taken. VOL. VII. B 30 Tracts during the Contnionwealth. Court. Sir, what do you say, are you guilty or riot guilty? This is the second time you have been asked : Sir, if you will not answer the third time, we shall know what to do. Are you guilty or riot guilty ? ' . * . Cdl. Morris. My lords, I still conceive I ought not to be tryed here ; if I have done any thing worthy of death, I appeal to a martial court, to .my Lord Fairfax, major-ge neral, or a general council of war : You have not any precedent for it, either for you . to try me in this way, or me to suffer by it. Court. Are you guilty or not guilty ? This \s the third time. Col. Morris. My lords, if your honours will force me to plead, I conceive I am not guilty. Court. How will you be tryed ? Col. Morris. My lords, I was never at any bar before ; I am ignorant herein. Court. Tell him what to say. [Upon that some near him told him, By God and the country.] t Cot. Morris. By God and the country. After that, challenge is- made for Colonel Morris to except against any of the jury. [Master Brooke, a great man for the cause, comes first returned, to be sworn as fore-man of the jury.] Col. Morris. My lords, I except against this Brooke. Court. Sir, he is sworn, and you speak too late. Cot. Morris. My lords, I appeal to himself whether he be sworn or no. Mr Brooke. Sir, I am not to answer you, but the court. My lord, I did not kiss the book. Court. Sir, that is no matter, it's but a ceremony. Col. Morris. My lords, I beseech your honours that I may except against him ; I know him, as well as I know my -right hand, to be my enemy. Clerk of Assize. Sir, he is recorded sworn ; there is no disputing against the record. Col. Morris. My lords, I must submit to your honours. After that, Colonel Morris challenges sixteen men, and my Lord Puleston thinking Colonel Morris tedious in ex cepting against so many, answers, Sir,, keep within your compass, or I will give yoti such a blow as Witt strike 'off your "head. _ Col Morris. My lords, I desire nothing but justice, for by the statute of 14 Hen. VII. fol. 19. I may lawfully challenge thirty-five men, without shewing any cause to the contrary. Court. It is granted. After a full jury, the indictment read, and evidence for the state very full, that Colonel Morris was governor of Pontefract, which Morris being very modest and civil, did not contradict any thing until his time of answer. Col. Morris. My lords, I humbly desire a copy of my indictment, that I may know what to answer ; 1 conceive I may plead special as well as general. Court. Sir, ybu cannot by the law. Col. Morris. My lords, I coriceive there is a point of law in it, and I humbly desire to have council ; for I conceive by the law, being attainted for high treason, I ought to have council by the statute J Hen. VII. fed. 23. Court. Sir, I tell you you cannot have it. Col. Morris. Then, my lords, I conceive I am not any way guilty to the indictment for treason. My lords, it is said to be against the king, his crown, and against his peace, whereby, my lords, I can make it appear Ibave acted only for the king, and nothing against him^ which iriay appear hereby by my commission. The court looks upon it arid answers: Court. Sir, you are deceived, this.is false, it is from the pririee. Col. Morris. My lords, it is very well known my Lord Fairfax hath his commission derived from the parliament, and upon that he grants commissions to his officers, whjqh is all one and the same. The prince hath his from his father, arid, I have rnnie from. the prince, which is full power, he being captain-general of his majesty's forces. Military Tracts, II Cburt. Sir, have you nothing else to say ? Col, Morris. My lords, under correction, I conceive it is sufficient; for, by the same power, all judges, justices of peace, your lordships, your predecessors, and all other of ficers did act by the same power, and all process and writs of law were acted and exe cuted in his name and by his authority. Court. His power was not in him but the kingdom, for he was in trust for the king* dom; the king's highway and the king's coin being so called, is not his own but his subjects, and his natural power and legal power are different. CoL Morris. My lords, under correction, I conceive his legal and personal power are undevisable, all one, and cannot be separated. - Court., Sir, all is one if the king bid me kill a man, is this a sufficient warrant for me to plead ? No, sir, it is unlawful : Sir, have you no more ? CoL Morris. Sirs, I beseech your honours give me leave, I am upon my life. : Court. Speak what you will, sir, you shall be heard. Col. Morris. Your servant, my lord ; then, my lords, I conceive I have acted nothing against the parliament, for that which I acted it was for the king ; and since the abo lishing of regal power I have not meddled with any thing against the parliament, for that act was but inacted the 14th of July last, and before that time an act of abolish ing kingly -government, that princely palace which I kept by his commission was de molished ; my lords, I beseech your honours, that my commission may be read, to give satisfaction to the court.. My Lord Puleston. Sir, it will do you no good, you may as well, shew a commissioa From the pope, all is one.... Col. Morris. My lords, I desire your lordships to dome that justice. My Lord Thorp. For my part I am willing, if my brother be not against it. . My 'Lord Puleston. Sir, we held it for law to be void, it is to no purpose. . CoL Morris. Then if your lordships be not pleased to do me that justice that it may be read, I desire it may be restored me again. [Upon that Colonel Morris re ceived his commission unread.] My lords, it seemeth strange that your honours should do that which was never done the like before, never any of your predecessors ever did the like; I wish it may not be to your own and your friends wrongj that you make yourselves precedents of your acting, and my self of suffering. . But, my lords, I do not speak for saving my own life, 'for (I thank my God) I am prepared, and very, will ing to part with this lump of clay. I have had a large time of repentance, it being twenty-two weeks since my imprisonment ; and I am sorry for those which are like to undergoe the same sufferings, if your lordships take away my life. And though I do not speak any way in glory, indeed at this present there is a cloud hanging over our heads, I desire there may be a fair sun-shine to dispel it. And though there were a world of plots in the kingdom when I took the castle, there is not wanting the same now, only the time is not yet come j and I was to be the fire-brand to Scarborough, so he (meaning Bbinton) toTinmouth, and that to others; and though you take away my life, there will be others which wiH take up the lintstock to give fire, though I t be gone. . . Court. Sir, you have little hopes to talk of any fire to be given here, having re- - ceived such a total rout in Ireland. Col. Morris. My lords, I should have been unwilling to have contradicted your late news concerning Ireland, but since you have given me a hint of it, you must give me leave to let your honours know, that I received letters from the Marquis of Or- mond, dated the 3d of August, and yours is but the 2d, wherein he pleases to let me understand of the great care he hath of me, and that whatsoever shall befal me here, the like shall be to those which he hath prisoners there, which (as he saith) are good itig Tracts during the Commonwealth. store. Therefore, if your lordships did not at all value my person, yet methinks you •should have some care of it for your own friends goods. Court. Sir, have you no more to say ? m # , ffi Co/. jfeforri*. My lords, still I appeal to my commission, which I conceive is suih- cient to defend me withal in what I have done, notwithstanding your power to the contrary. , , Court. It is nothing at all, we have power to try you here. . Col. Morris. Then, my lords (under correction) lay-men may as well be tried at a martial court : which, if granted, those excellent acts of Magna Charta and the Peti tion of Right would be destroyed. •„?;«„ Cow*. But you are not looked upon here as a soldier; we shall do what in justice °eaLM°orTis. .My lords, still (under correction) I have taken the oath of allegiance and I conceive in that I was bound to do as much as I did or have done, though I bad not had any commission at all. And I beseech your lordships that you will do .me justice, and not incline to the right hand of affection, or the left of hatred, but to have an ear for the accused as well as for the accuser : Neither have I acted any thing contrary to my allegiance, which allegiance I was as willing to pay to the son as well as to the father. Now for my allegiance I owe to any person or authority, but to these I know none. My Lord Thorpe. Sir, if you have any thing else to say, speak for yourself, for this is not much to»the purpose. CoL Morris. My lords, 'tis true, since you have rejected that authority which I acted by, I might as well have held my tongue at the first, and spake nothing, were it not for 1649. Printed 1649- A Declaration of the Earl of Montrose, &c. Although the universal and just reputation of that cause, in which at present I am eneajred; the barbarity of those rebels, against whom I am designed ; my manifest constancy and fidelity to the trust reposed in me by the late king of ever blessed me- ™nrv • mv honest and honourable behaviour in the late wars ; my candid and sincere nrofession of the true protestant religion, might very well wipe away all those foul and base aspersions which my enemies (and not so much mine as his majesty's) have ma. VOL. VJ I. C 18 Tracts during the Commonwealth. liciously thrown upon me, and remove all those jealousies and causeless suspicions which many have erroneously conceived against me ; yet that I may clearly demonstrate my disposition and passionate desire to give the world full and perfect satisfa ction , of the candour of my intentions in this present design, I will, this th.rd time, open the book of my soul, arid clearly deliver the very sense of my heart and tenor ^ »7 "^"^ in the prosecution of this present engagement ; wherein I shall neglect nothing that may win credit to my present undertakings, propagate his majesty s service to tne nest advantage, and stir up all his majesty's loyal subjects to an unanimous conjunction with me in this pious and honourable enterprise. And, first, I must, with very affectionate regret, acknowledge myself to be deeply sensible of that harsh and uncharitable censure which the parhament and kirk of Scot land are pleased to pass upon me, giving a misinterpretation to the best of my actions ; the very worst whereof, I am well assured, might have justly deserved an honourable reward": But such is the unhappy fate of some men (in which list I am unfortunately inrolled) that even their best actions are clothed with scandal, and their most faithful services rewarded with disgrace. But to shew that there shall be nothing wanting in me that may give any satisfaction to that kirk and kingdom, I do here, solemnly pro test, in the presence of almighty God, who knows the secrets of all hearts, and to whom I must one day give a just account of all my actions, whether good or evil, That I do intend, nor will act, nothing prejudicial to the well-being and present government of that kirk and kingdom ; but will, with the utmost hazard of my life and fortune, pre serve them in the full perfection of their glory and splendour ; and, by God's assist ance, will faithfully endeavour to settle his majesty, my dread sovereign lord, in the thrones of his kingdoms; to maintain and continue his just and undubitable preroga tive, the privileges Of the parliament, the authority of the kirk, and the immunities of the people ; and shall freely leave the continuance or alteration of government, either in church or state, in his majesty's other dominions, to the judgment and discretion of his majesty and the parliaments thereof. And, by the same solemn protestation, I do further engage to intermeddle with nothing but the affairs of the sword ; wherein as always, so my behaviour herein shall declare me a Christian as well as a soldier ; most cordially desiring my proceedings herein no otherwise to be blessed, or blasted-, than I shall exceed, or confine myself to the limits of my present declaration. And, although the crimes of my combatants are loud and capital, common even in the mouths of the lowest vulgar, yet I shall think it no vain tautology to make a brief repetition of their tedious treasons, that the world may see with what justice and conscience I am backed, in pursuing their destruction, who have so far abused the credit of parliaments, that they have made them odious and terrible to the people. And certainly the world cannot but take notice, that their oaths, covenants, protesta tions, declarations, fastings, and thanksgivings, are no other but engines of fraud and deceit to cheat and delude the*people ; and their fears and jealousies, and so often sug gested dangers, but landskips, or counterfeit thunders, to amaze and affright the admiring multitude, while, through large and specious pretences, and expectation of liberty and freedom, they are cunningly conveyed into a miserable and eternal bond age. These are they who, cancelling the sacred bonds of religion and loyalty, for feited their trust both with God and man ; and, in pursuance of their own base and ambitious ends, eight years since, in the name and under the authority of the parlia ment of England, waged war against their sovereign, and, under pretence of the de fence and preservation of the protestant religion, his majesty's royal person, the pri vileges of parliament, the law of the land, and liberty of the subject, drew the over- credulous people into a most intestine and savage rebellion, to the utter ruin arid sub version thereof. For, instead of settling religion in its ancient purity, they have set Military Tracts. 19 open the flood-gates of confusion, and overflowed the church with a whole sea of un heard-of errors, heresies, schisms, and damnable blasphemies, to the scandal and ruin thereof: The privileges of parliament are quite broken, they have destroyed the very being thereof, not having left so much as a picture of a parliament : The law of the land is quite subverted and annihilated, the stream thereof being wholly turned into the arbitrary channel of their usurping wills : The liberty of the subject is subjected strangely to the insupportable slavery of their monstrous tyranny : And, for his ma jesty's sacred person, it was preserved indeed, but to a miserable catastrophe ; for, after their many desperate and bloody battles, wherein they aimed at, but could not reach it, yet at length being delivered up to them upon their faith, and the faith of the kingdom, after a long and tedious imprisonment, wherein he was debarred from all the common comforts of this life, and when he had granted such large and free con cessions, as even themselves had voted satisfactory and tending to the peace of the kingdom : yea, one of his greatest and most ancient enemies had ingenuously acknow ledged in open parliament, to be such, so many, and so gracious, as were never before granted by any king in any age of the world : Yet even after all this, laying aside all principles of honour and honesty, nulling their own faith and the whole kingdom's, contrary to all their vows, protestations, and declarations, to the truth whereof they had so often called God to be a witness ; and abjuring all their oaths, solemn leagues, and covenants, manifesting their thirsty appetites to royal blood, after a most disgrace ful manner, they bring his sacred person to the mock-bar of jussice ; where, after many taunts, scorns, and contempts, cast upon the brow of sovereign majesty, permitting Unjeckt, a villain, to spit in his royal face, their bloody president passed a grim and ugly sentence upon him, which, upon the thirtieth of January, 1648, was barbar ously executed upon a scaffold, in the face of the sun and sight of his people, be fore his royal court gate, where, as a traitor, they suffered his royal head to be chopped off by the hands of the common hangman. Nor did they cease to pursue their malice even after death, laying the odious scandals of tyrant, traitor, and murderer on his royal name ; and yet employ their most exquisite skill to perpetuate his memory to posterity, in an infamous and loathsome character. And, as if they had made a covenant with hell to banish modesty, and put on a re solution to be wicked, that their sin might be as boundless as their wills, and their re bellion as unlimited as either, they overthrew the foundation of government even in that instant that they declared to maintain it, and are entered into a solemn agree ment to abolish monarchy, and in the room thereof to establish an eternal anarchy; and, to that end, have disinherited all the royal issue, and proclaimed that their act in the customary places with all solemnity. For restoring of whom, and reducing all things both in church and state into their ancient and fit channel, although it hath always been my constant and solicitous re quest to his majesty, to give me leave to serve him only in a private command, yet I have received a commission under his royal hand and seal, whereby I have full and free authority to raise an army, and therewith to enter any part of his majesty's kingdoms of Great Britain, and there to fight with, kill and slay all that I shall find armed* or acting in rebellion against his majesty; and to give a free and absolute pardon to all such as, in apprehension of their offences, shall lay down their arms and submit to mercy. For the due execution of which commission, I declare that I will, by God's assistance, speedily enter the kingdom of Scotland, through which I will march into the kingdom of England, where I will receive into mercy all such as, by the fifth of November next ensuing, shall lay down their arms, and, renouncing their rebellion, humbly submit themselves to his majesty's obedience, and will give them such enter tainment as I shall find compatible to their capacities. And I do further declare, that after that day I will receive none to mercy; and do solemnly protest never to lay 20 Tracts during the Commonwealth. down arms, not doubting of God's assistance to hold them up, until I have reduced all rebels to their due obedience ; and I will with all violence and fury purs «« «m ihu them as vagabonds, rogues, and regicides ; not sparing one that had any hand ¦™™*X horrible and barbarous murder, committed- upon the sacred person ot our late areau sovereign, but utterly extirpate and eradicate them, their wives, children, ana rami- lies, not leaving one of their cursed race, if possible, to breathe upon the tace or me 68 And I do now conjure all his majesty's good subjects, by all ties sacred and civil, by the duty they owe to God, by their loyalty to their sovereign, by their love to their native country, and by their tender affection to their dear wives, children, and poste rity, that they make their speedy repair to Enderness in Scotland, or to any other place upon my march, and join with me in this pious and honourable engagement, tor the defence of the protestant religion, the privileges of parliaments, the lawsoi the land, the due execution of justice, and their redemption from bondage; and, as a ne cessary means hereunto, for the speedy establishing of his majesty in his thrones, in power and greatness, wherein I doubt not but we shall meet with the blessing of God and prosperous success. From Hofnia, in the kindgom of Denmark, July 9, 1649. The Answer of the Parliament of the Commonwealth of England to Three Papers delivered into the Councel of State by the Lords Ambassadors Extraordinary of the States General of the United Provinces. As also, a Narrative of the late Engagement- be tween the English Fleet under the Command of General Blake, and the Holland Fleet under the Command of Lieutenant Admiral Trump. And likewise several Letters, Examinations, and Testimonies touching the same. Together with the Three Papers aforesaid of the said Lords Ambassadors Extraordinary ; and the Letter of Lieutenant Admiral Trump therein mentioned, translated into English. London, printed by John Field, Printer to the Parliament of England. 1652. In 1652, the parliament of England having no mind to quit their authority, or submit to the hazard of a new election, and irritated besides at the predominance of the Oiange faction in Holland, so closely allied to the royal family of Stuart, look several steps indicative of a war with the United Provinces. They framed the celebrated Act of Navigation, which struck at the root of the Dutch carrying trade ; issued letters of reprisal to such merchants as complained of injuries received from the States ; and made formal complaints of the ancient cruelties of Amboyna, and the more recent murder of Dorislaus. u The States," says Mr Hume, "alarmed at all these steps, sent orders to their ambassadors toendea vour the renewal of the treaty of alliance, which had been broken off by the abrupt departure of St John. Not to be unprepared, they equipped a fleetof a hundred and fifty sail, and took care, by their ministers at London, to inform the council of the state of that armament. This intelligence, instead of striking terror into the English republic, was considered as a menace, aud farther confirmed the parliament in their hostile resolutions. The minds of men in both states weie 8 Military Tracts. SI every day more irritated against each other, and it was not long before these humo&rs broke forth into action. " Tromp, an admiral of great renown, received from the States the command of a fleet of forty- two sail, in order to protect the Dutch navigation against the privateers of the English. He was forced by stress of weather, as he alleged, to take shelter in the road of Dover, where he met with Blake, who commanded an English fleet much inferior in number. Who was the aggressor in the action which ensued between these two admirals, both of them men of such prompt and fiery disposition, it is not easy to determine, since each of them sent to his own state a relation totally opposite in all its circumstances to that of the other, and yet supported by the testimony of every captain in his fleet. Blake pretended, having given a signal to the Dutch admiral to strike, Tromp, instead of complying, fired a broadside at him. Tromp asserted, that he was preparing to strike, and that the English admiral nevertheless began hostilities. It is certain that the acfmiralty of Holland had given Tromp no orders to strike, but had left him to his own discretion with regard to that vain, but much-contested ceremonial. They seemed willing to introduce the claim of an equality with the new commonwealth, and to interpret the former respect payed the English flag as a deference due only to monarchy. This circumstance forms a strong presumption against the narrative of the Dutch admiral. The whole Orange party, it must be remarked, to which Tromp was suspected to adhere, were desirous of a war with England." — Hume's History of England, VII. 212. The combat was desperately maintained with dubious success, until night parted the combatants. When the States heard of the action, desirous to avoid a rupture, they dispatched Paw, pensionary of Holland, to lay before the parliament Tromp's account of its commencement, and to conjure them not to precipitate hostile measures. But the English parliament were de termined on war; and the following copy of their answer to the Dutch ambassadors, together with Blake's narrative, was published with a view to inflame the mind of the British nation against the States. The Answer of the Parliament of the Commonwealth of England, to Three Papers pre* sented to them by the Councel of State, from the Ambassadors Extraordinary of the. Lords the States General of the United Provinces ; the First whereof is dated the Third of June, the Second the Sixth of June, and the Third the Thirteenth of June, 1&S2, new Style, upon Occasion oftlie late Fight between the Fleets. The parliament of the commonwealth of England, calling to minde with what continued demonstrations of friendship and sincere affections, from the very beginning of their intestine troubles, they have proceeded towards their neighbours of the United Provinces, omitting nothing on their part that might conduce to a good correspondence with them, and to a growing up into a more near and strict union then formerly, do finde themselves much surprized with the unsutable returns that have been made there unto and especially at the acts of hostility lately committed in the very roads of Eng land,' upon the fleet of this commonwealth, the matter of fact whereof, stated in clear proofs, is hereunto annexed ; upon serious and deliberate consideration of all, and of the several papers delivered in by your excellencies to the councel of state, the parlia ment thinks fit to give this answer to those papers : The parliament, as they would be willing to make a charitable construction of the expressions used in the said papers, endeavouring to represent the late engagement of the fleets to have hapned without the knowledge and against the minde of your su periors, so, when they consider how disagreeable to that profession the resolutions and actions of your state and their ministers at sea have been, even in the midst of a treaty offered by themselves, and managed here by your excellencies, the extraordinary pre parations of one hundred and fifty sail of men of war, without any. visible occasion but what doth now appear, (a just ground of jealousie in your own judgments when your lordships pretended to excuse it,) and the instructions themselves given by your said superiors to their commanders at sea, do finde too much cause to believe, that the Lord* g2 Tracts during the Commonwealth. ' the States General of the United Provinces have an intention, by force, to usurp the known rights of England in the seas, to destroy the fleets that are, under God, their walls and bulwarks, and thereby expose this commonwealth to invasion at their plea sure, as by this late action they have attempted to do : whereupon the parliament conceive they are obliged to endeavour, with Gods assistance, as they shall have op portunity, to seek repairation of the wrongs already suffered, and security that the like be not attempted for the future. Nevertheless, with this minde and desire, that all differences betwixt the nations may (if possibly) be peaceably and friendly composed, as God by his providence shall open a way thereunto, and circumstances shall be conducing to render such endeavors less dilatory and more effectual then those of this kinde herefore, and more effectual then those of this kinde heretofore used have been. Hen. Scobell, Cleric. Parliament^ A Narrative of the late Engagement between the English Fleet under the Command of General Blake, and the Holland Fleet under the Command of Lieutenant Admiral Trump, near Dover. Upon Tuesday, the eighteenth of May, 1652, in the morning, General Blake being gone to the westward as far as Rye Bay eight days before, with twelve or thirteen ships, leaving Major Bourn in the Downs with eight ships ohely, there appeared, upon the backside of the Goodwin, a Holland fleet of men of war, consisting of two and forty ships, one whereof had a flag on the main-top-mast head, the rest jacks and ancients ; and being come unto the South-sands head, two of them bore up towards the English ships in the Downs, whereupon Major Bourn sent out the Greyhound to examine them, and to know the reason of their so near approach, who answering, that they had a message to the commander in chief in the Downs, were permitted to come in, and having saluted the flag, the two captains, named Tyson and Aldred, came aboard the said Major Bourn, and acquainted him that they were sent by Van Trump, to let him know that he had been riding about Dunkirk with his fleet, where, by reason of foul weather, they had lost many of their cables and anchors, and the wind being northerly, were driven further to the southward then they intended, which Van Trump thought fit to signifie, to prevent any misapprehensions or jealousies. And having said this,1 and received for answer, that the reality of what they said would best appear by their speedy drawing off from this coast, they departed to their fleet, and immediately upon their arrival with them, the whole fleet stood up to Dover, and came to an anchor within little more then shot of the castle the same day in the afternoon. Upon their coming before Dover Castle, and riding there with flag in the main top, without sa luting the castle, the castle made three shot at them, notwithstanding which the Dutch admiral kept up his flag, and rode there at anchor until the next day at noon, and exercised his musquetiers by discharging volleys of small shot many hours together. Upon Wednesday, about twelve o'clock, the Dutch fleet weighed anchor, and stood off towards Calice some four leagues into the south-east. About the same time the English fleet, under General Blake, coming from the west towards the Downs, dis covered them, and supposed, by their course, they had been going back. Major Bourn likewise was in sight, coming from the Downs to joyn with General Blake. About an hour or two after, the Holland fleet altered their course, came back again, made all the sail they could, and bore directly with General Blake, Van Trump, the headmost, with his flag in the main-top, and being come within shot, the general shot a gun at his main- top, and then two single shot more; whereupon Trump shot a single shot through the generals flag, and then immediately gave the first broad-side, and took in Military Tracts. 23 his pendants, and hung out his red flag under the Holland colours, which was the sig nal on their part for their whole fleet to ingage, and so the fight began, which hap pened between four and five a clock in the afternoon, and continued until nine of the clock. In the fight the English took two of the Holland fleet, one whereof, having six foot water in the hold, they left, taking the captain and officers aboard; the other being a ship of thirty guns. General Blake lay all night where the fight began, or near thereabouts, and the Holland fleet was espyed about four leagues distant towards the coast of France next morning. The truth of this relation appears in the letters of General Blake, Major Bourn, and others in the action, by the examinations of the Dutch captains, and other officers taken in the fight ; the instructions-given to the Dutch captains and commanders, and other papers, all which are hereunto annexed. And whereas Van Trump, in the account he gives of this action, makes the occasion of his coming back upon the English fleet, the guarding of some merchant men richly laden from the Streights, which had been in fight with some of our friggots. That action is set down in a letter written by Captain Yong, (hereunto also annexed,) whereby the occasion, beginning, and ending thereof is declared ; and, besides, these very ships which he pretends to come to protect or rescue, upon Saturday before had past by General Blake, and were gone to the eastward. General Blakes Letter. Right Honourable, I have dispatched away this express to your honors, to give you an account of what past yesterday between us and the Dutch fleet, being in Rye-Bay. I received intelli gence from Major Bourn, that Van Trump, with forty sail, was off the South-sand head, whereupon I made all possible speed to ply up towards them, and yesterday in the morning we saw them at anchor in and near Dover-road. Being come within three leagues of them, they weighed and stood away by a wind to the eastward, we supposing their intention was to leave us to avoid the dispute of the flag. About two hours after they altered their course, and bore directly with us, Van Trump the headmost ; where upon we lay by, and put our selves into a fighting posture, judging they had a resolu tion to ingage. Being come within musquet shot, I gave order to fire at his flag, which was done thrice. After the third shot he let flie a broad -side at us. Major Bourn, with those ships that came from the Downs, being eight, was then making towards us. We continued fighting till night, then our ship being unable to sail, by reason that all our rigging and sails were extreamly shattered, our mizen-mast shot off, we came, with advice off the captains, to an anchor about three or four leagues of the Ness, to refit -our ship, at which we laboured all the night. This morning we espyed the Dutch fleet about four leagues distance from ours, towards the coast of France ; and, by advice of a councel of war, it was resolved to ply to windward, to keep the weather gage; and we are now ready to let fall our anchor this tide. What course the Dutch fleet steers we do not well know, nor can we tell what harm we have done them ; but we suppose one of them to be sunk, and another of thirty guns we have taken, with the captains of both ; the main-mast of the first being shot by the board, and much water in the hold, made Captain Lawsons men to forsake her. We have six men of ours slain, and nine or ten desperately wounded, and twenty-five more not without danger, amongst them our master and one of his mates, and other officers. We have received about seventy great shot in our hull and masts, in our sails and rigging without number, being engaged with the whole body of the fleet for the space of four hours, and the mark at which they aimed. We must needs acknowledge a great mercy that we had no more q^ Tracts during the Commonwealth. harm • and our hope the righteous God will continue the same unto us, if there do arise a war between us, they being first in the breach, and seeking an occasion to quarrel and watching, as it seems, an advantage to brave us tipon our own coast, &c. *i Your humble servant, From aboard the James, three leagues off Robert Blake. the Hydes, the 20th of May, 1652. The Information of Captain William Brandley, taken before his Excelkncy the Lord General Cromwel, and Denis Bond, Esquire, at Dover, the %%d of May, 1652. Who saith, that Wednesday morning, leaving General Blake off from the Nesse with eleven ships, (viz.) the James, Victory, Garland, the Speaker, Ruby, Saphire, Centurion, Star, Portsmouth, Martin, Mermaid, and a merchants ship in the States service, and between seven and eight a clock in the morning came to Dover-road, and fell in among pact of Van Trump's fleet, and hayling several of their ships, and asking who wore the flag, he was answered by three or four of them, That he was Van Trump, and that they should well wit, as his own men who were aboard with him, that understood Dutch, did interpret to him ; whereupon this informant went home to his own general, being some three leagues to westward of him, to whom he gave the said accompt, which, so soon as he had done, his general made all the haste he could to Dover-road with those ships that were with him, and being come about three leagues onward of his way, he, this informant, and the rest of the fleet, discerned Van Trump and his fleet weighing their anchors, and perceived them to make towards the French coast, about four leagues from the place where they anchored, and General Blake steering his course towards the Downs to the rest of his fleet, for which this informant had seen the orders of the councel of state to him so to do, and being come up as high as Holstone, they perceived a ship came from the eastwards towards the Dutch fleet, not being able to fetch Van Trump, being to the leeward of him, shot off a piece ; and Van Trump bore up to the said ship, and within a quarter of an hour after Van Trump shot off a piece, and put abroad his pendant, and bore up on General Blake and the fleet that was with him ; and a little to the east of Sandgate Castle he came up with all his fleet, being two and fourty sail, to General Blake, and himself being the head-most ship, having his flag on his main top, came within shot of General Blake ; whereupon General Blake shot at his flag, and he not taking the same down, he shot a second, and a third, upon which Van Trump taking in his pendant, put out his red flag under his Holland colours, and presently after gave a broad-side to General Blake, and thereupon General Blake answered him with another, and both the fleets were engaged. William Brandlet* the Examination ofBastean Tunemant, late Captain of the Ship called the St Lawrence. taken before his Excellency the Lord General Cromwel and Dennis Bond, Esquire at Dover, 2%d May, 1652. * ' Who saith, he came from Flushing about fourteen days since, under the command of Admiral Van Trump, with two and forty sail of ships, and that they lay with their fleet about four days between Zealand and Dunkirk, and from thence they came to Dover-Road on Tuesday last, about ten a clock in the morning, and there anchored until Wednesday about twelve a clock, and then weighed anchor; they made off to wards the French coast about two Dutch leagues, where a ship of the States of Hoi- Military Tracts. 25 land came up towards them, and made a waft with his flag to Van Trump, who bore up to that ship ; and he saw a boat go from that ship aboard Van Trump, who there upon presently made all the sail he could, and came through all his fleet, and made with all the haste he could towards General Blake and his fleet; and being come near him, ,he shot a gun without a ball, and then two guns more with balls, as he was in formed ; whereupon Van Trump shot one shot at General Blake, and then presently fired a broad-side at him, who fired his guns lustily again at him, and the fight began about four a clock in the afternoon, and continued till night. And he saith, that his ship onely was taken ; and being demanded what was their signal to fight, lie saith, that when their admiral hung out his red flag under the States colours, they were to fall on : And saith, that when he saw their admirals red flag hung out, he perceived they were in earnest, and then he did the best he could. Bastean Tunemant. The further Examination ofBastean Tunemant, Captain of the St Lawrence, taken the same Day, before the Persons aforesaid. Who being .demanded, whether he with four other Dutch ships were not met by the Andrew, and two other English ships, near Calice, about five weeks since, and whether they did strike topsails to them, he saith they did meet those English ships, and did strike their top-sails to them ; and after their arrival in Holland, their admiral, Van Trump, asked this examinant why he did strike sail to them, saying, " Were you not as strong as they ? and, being so, why were you afraid ?" And further saith, that the owners of their ships did likewise use words to them to the same effect. The Examination of Cornelius Teby, late Lieutenant to the Ship St Lawrence, taken the same Day, before the Persons aforesaid* Who saith, about fourteen days since he came from Flushing, and joyned with Admiral Van Trump to the east of Ostend about ten days since, and lay three days between Dunkirk and the North-furlong, and came from thence to Dover-road on Tuesday, between ten and eleven a clock, having two and forty sail of ships, and there they anchored until Wednesday about one a clock, and then weighed anchor and made towards the coast of France about four or five leagues, where, he saith, there came a ship from the west-ward, and spake with their admiral, who thereupon pre sently bore up to General Blake, and When he came near, General Blake made a shot without a ball at their admirals flag, and after that two more shots, and their admiral did not take down his flag, but made one shot at General Blake, and presently after fired a broad-side, and then General Blake fired at him ; and as soon as their admiral had fired his broad-side, he hung out his red flag under the States colours, and upon that their whole fleet engaged' according to signal and orders. The fight began about four a clock, and continued about four hours. He saith, the said ship Lawrence was a merchants ship hired by the States of Holland for four moneths, at 1300 gilders per moneth. Cornelius Tebv. vol. vii. © g6 Tracts during the Commonwealth. > 2%e Examination of Shipco Focus, Captain. of the St Mary, of Amsterdam, now Prisoner, taken the same Day, before the Persons .aforesaid. Who saith, that about fourteen days since he came from Texeh and joyned with- Admiral Van Trumps fleet before Skevelyn, and laying three or four between Zealand and Dunkirk, they came on Tuesday last, about noon, to Dover-road, where they an chored until Wednesday twelve a clock, and then weighed anchor. They made off towards the coast of France about two or three Dutch leagues, where a ship from the westward made towards their admiral, who immediately heaved out all his sails, and made towards the English fleet, that came from the westward with General Blake. How the fight began he knoweth not, being, a great distance off; but seeing his ad miral, fight, he fought likewise, according to his orders. Shipco Focus. The Examination of Peter Johnson, Lieutenant to Shipco Focus, Captain of the St Mary , of Amsterdam, taken the same Day, before the Persons aforesaid. Who saith, about fourteen days since he came from Texels, and joyned with Admiral Van Trump at Skevelyn, about three days after, and after they lay about three- days between Dunkirk and the North-furlong; and from thence they came to Dover- road on Tuesday, about ten a clock in the morning, and anchored ihere till Wednesday about twelve a clbck, and then weighed anchor and made towards the French coast about five leagues, where a Dutch ship of war came up to them, and spake with Ad miral Van Trump, who thereupon bare up with all the saiL he could to the English general and his fleet; but who began first to shoot he knoweth not. And being asked why he fought* he saith, that when the admiral hung forth his red flag, they were to*. do the best they could ; and seeing their other ships fight, they fought likewise. The further Examination of Cornelius Tiby> Lieutenant to the above-named Captain- Tunemant, taken the same Day, before the Persons aforesaid. Who saith, that his captain told him, that Admiral Van Trump blamed .him for striking sail to the English ships, saying, that he had marry ed^young wife, and there fore was afraid, and made, haste home. s ' "utuclc Cornelius Teby. . * We whose names are hereunder written, do humbly take leave to certifie the state of the business betwixt us and the Dutch fleet, (viz.) Upon the nineteenth of this pre sent May we had intelligence that they were off the South-foreland, consisting, in the whole, of about forty-two sail. We plyed up with our ships as fast as possfble and being off Foulston, espyed the Dutch fleet to ride at anchor near DoverP A srion"t the tide presented we plyed towards them ; whereupon they weighed and stood to the southward, three leagues.to the windward of our ships: we thereby imagininff°l ev had not any intent to ingage with us, laid our ships about, and within Sal holv VanTrump, with all his fleet, bore up upon us; and being near, our general eave orZ to fire at the Dutcb flag to strike, which, they refusing, we shot S • Se?stiS rf fused to strike, but shot a piece at our flag, aid shot if ihrough^ wf Then Hog ¦ w*hm" Military Tracts. $7 musquet shot one of the other. Then the third time we fired a gun at his flag, which was no sooner done but he fired his whole broad-side at us, and so we engaged, and went on fighting from half an hour past four that afternoon till nine of the clock at night, and then we anchored to fit our ship in a posture for the next morning. The Dutch fleet beirig to the southward of us three leagues, next morning directed their course for France; whereupon seeing of them do so, we plyed up to the Downs. This we humbly certifie, and the truth thereof will upon all occasions testifie, and have here unto subscribed our hands the 24th of this present May, 1652. Robert Moulton, jun. Anth. Jackson. John Gilson. John Redwood. Henry Coradall. Major Bourn's Relation. Xfpon the eighteenth of May, the wind being at north-east, the weather something liaisie, about ten in the morning we saw a great fleet on the back side of the Goodwyn- sand, which lay with their sayls hayled up, and drove to the southward the later tyde of ebb in land. About twelve they were so nigh that we plainly descried them to be •all men of war, consisting of one and forty in number, one whereof had a flag at the main top-mast head, the rest jacks and ancients, Hollands colours ; at which time they were near the South-sands Head. There was in the Downs the Andrew, Triumph, -Fairfax, Entrance, Centurion, Adventure, Assurance, Greyhound, and the Seven Bro thers, all the rest of the fleet being with the general to the westward, by whose special command I wore a flag at the main top-mast head, the appearance of which, I humbly •conceive, was one cause amongst others which moved their general to send two frigots towards me, which, as soon as I perceived plying into the road, I sent out the Greyhound to examine them, and know the ground of their approach, who returned this answer to the captain, That they had a message from their admiral to the com mander in the Downs ; at which he made sayl towards me, permitted them to come in, The two frigots came near, and saluted the flag, and then the captains came on board, whose names were one Tyson and the other Aid red, who brought this message from their admiral, Van Trump : That, by reason of much northerly winds, he with his fleet was put the southward farther then he intended, and having anchored the day before off Dunkirk, many of his ships had lost anchors and cables, and so were forced to lee wards ; but withal declared, that they had special command from their admiral to sig- nifie thus much, that it was the onely cause of their coming to prevent any thoughts or misapprehensions, for that he had not the least purpose to offer injury to any of the English nation ; but for fear least any noise or alarum should be given, either at land or sea, he thought good to send this message. And further, the one of them in dis course said, that their admiral, Trump, would have come himself into the road, but that he was not willing to breed any difference about his flag, forasmuch as he had not order to take it down. To whom I replied, That I presumed there would be no new thing required of them, and neither more nor lesse would be expected from them but what they knew to be the ancient right of this nation ; and withal I desired them to return this answer from me to their general, That their message was civil, that our general was to the west-ward, whom I looked for hourly, and that received ; and if what they delivered was so intended, I desired the reality thereof might be manifested by their speedy drawing off from this place with their fleet, for else this their appearance would be otherwise expounded ; and so I dismissed them, who made sail to their ad- 28 Tracts dMng~tke*2m§monwealth. miral, who lay off the South-sands Head. I expected them to come into the road every moment, and therefore was in readiness with the small strength -I had under my charge. So soon as the twofriggots before mentioned came back to their general, they all made sail, and stood toward Dover, and there they came to an anchor that tyde. At the first appearance of them, after I had made them certainly to be the Holland fleet, I did, according to my duty, give such an accompt thereof to the right honourable the councel of state as the time- and other business would admit, and withal I immediately dis patched a ketch to our general, who met with the advise thereof that night about Nesse; All the next night we lay in readiness, our anchors apeck, and kept two friggots, one at a distance from the other, betwixt us and them, giving them instruc tions to make a signal to me either night or day, that I might understand their mo tion, whether toward the general or elsewhere, to the end I might the better be able to order my self and the party with me to the best advantage for security of the generals fleet and our selves. In the morning, about ten a clock, I received advice from the general, being a little to the west-ward of Foulstone, and, according to order received from him, calculated the time and tide so that we might most opportunely make conjunction of our forces. About twelve a clock I set sail out of the Downs, the wjnd being easterly. Immediately after I perceived the Hollanders to be under sail some of them, and the rest making ready. We steered alongst, and when we came as high as the South-foreland, the Hollanders fleet was got off the shore, and were half- channel over, plying to wind-ward towards Calice, at which time I saw our general and those with him ; and within an hour after, or thereabouts, the Holland fleet bore up, and made sail toward him. We hastened towards him, and, hope I may say, sea sonably came in, for by that time the guns- were fired betwixt the admirals. We were with the body of their fleet, and mgaged with them from half an hour past four in the afternoon till it was dark. What execution we did upon them they best know, I shall not determine it ; but surely they were sensible of us, for they did their utmost to de cline us, and avoid our coming near, which we endeavoured by all means. But their. admiral leading the van, they all made sail after him, and so shot themselves to leeward of us, and so left the rear of the fleet to us, which we endeavoured to sever from the rest, and accordingly did impart break the body ; and some of us, who were the nearest, and had the advantage of the wind, fell upon the stern most, who I suppose found it hot work. The one of them of thirty guns we took, which fought stoutly ; another of the same force so lamed, her main mast shot down, and having much water in hold, yielded ; and the captain thereof came in to our boat to save himself, the night coming on, and no hope left him : I presume she sunk in the night. We, not knowing what might be the issue of this beginning, endeavored to finde out our genera], to the end we might receive instructions how to order our selves in the morning, expecting cer^ tainly to prosecute the business then ; for which end we presently came to an anchor because we would be near them in the morning ; but they did not stop, so that in the morning we could scarce discern them at top-mast head, by which we concluded that they were bound over to the coast of France, and were not willing to try it farther at this time, and therefore that evening plyed it up toward Foulstone, and between that and Dover anchored again, and the next day came into the Downs. Your very assured friend and servant in the work of God, 29 May, 1652. jj, Bourn. Military Tracts. qq Instructions given to the Dutch Captains by Van Trump. Mdrtm Harperts Trump, Knight, ¦and Lieutenant Admiral of Holland and JVest Frizeland, 8?c. That the Vice- Admiral Scout (or he that keeps the watch) at night, and all the cap tains belonging under his colour already present, or those that are yet to come under his command, upon all occasion that may befal, may know how to govern himself duly, he is to observe the seventh and eighth article of his lieutenant admiral's instruct tion, whose content doth follow word for word. The Seventh- Article. The commanders or captains of the squadrons already fitted, or yet to be prepared, are commanded to maintain and defend the ships of these countreys from ail visitations or searchings, without comprehending all necessary questipns in the sea, or demanding the shewing of their passes and bills of lading, which, according to the eighth article of the sea-treaty, made the seventeenth of December, one thousand six hundred and. fifty, with the King of Spain, hereafter inserted in following words, may be re quired of whomsoever it may be, defending them against all and every one that would offend them, delivering them from the hands of any that may have taken them ; and, in such cases, to use all their power to overcome such strong ships, doing all that mayi be requisite by their commissions and ordinary instructions, according, to the custom of sea-faring men, to the service of the countisey. " And to hinder that the said forbidden goods of counterband, whether they be, marked or signed, and are regulated by the article immediately preceding, not to he, carried to the enemies of the said King of Spain, and under pretence thereof to hinder the freedom and safety of shipping and commerce, " It is agreed, That the ships of the subjects and inhabitants of the United Provinces come into any harbor of the said king, and intending to go thence to the countreys of his enemies, shall onely be bound to deliver and to shew to the officers of the Spanish ports, or other states of the said lord king, from whence they intend to part,, to shew- their passes, containing and specifying their lading of their ships, attested and marked with the, ordinary seal and marks, and acknowledged by the officers of the admiralty in the parts whence they first are parted, shewing the place which they intend to sail unto, altogether in an ordinary and accustomed form ; after which, having their passes in the said form, they are no more to be molested, nor searched or detained and stayed,, under what pretext soever it might be." The Eighth Article. If they come to fight with other strange ships, because of freeing themselves* or hindering the visiting and searching of the ships of these countreys, and overcoming the same, they are to bring in, or to send such conquered ships, with sufficient infor mation of what is past, that it may be right represented in the admiralty of the quarter out of which the conqueror did part. Datum in the ship Brederode, this 25 May, 165%, Signed, M. Harperts Trump. J 30 Tracts during the Commonwealth. Appendix. It is further here commanded, That all commanders ^2^d^aid £ .lour or flags, shall at all hours keep ready their canons and fore-a ms, and coming to wards any toreign ship of war, making all things ready and mak ng ^^^ " weather and wind will give them leave, to go to the rest of our ships, and there remain ra^oodposZe: That-observing well the sign of war defensive and offensive (by reaso^Swise) they may pass according to the sign, which sign ^"W^j^^ ™" der the prince hansing and streaming on the admirals great. Which seeing every one, he shah enaeaVor toShisgutmost to do lhat possible he can against the parties advantage, takng them, and to bring the gotten ships under the flag, thereupon to resolve and to dispofe as is fit ; but as soon as the said\ed flag on the said admirals great rodol is taken in or off, all actions of hostility shall cease. It is also expressly forbidden to make any unnecessary shots of honor, but rather to keep and well to manage the powder and shot of the countrey ; but yet coming to any foreign ship of war, whereby it is requisite to give some salutation by shooting for the reputation of the countrey ; in that case they are to observe and maintain in all honesty thehonor-of our countrey, according as the commanders or captains of the foreigh ships of war shall do the like to the lieutenant admiral, or to those that are in his place and command ; and also be wary to do no harm by the said shooting for honor. Further, whensoever some cross the seas, and any of the fleet (whether he be under the colour or a part crossing) discovering any foreign ship, following the third article of his letter of commission, and understanding of any preparation or gathering of ships of war, wheresoever it may be, or that already some ships or fleet shall have passed; then he is to learn and observe very strictly the number of the said ships, their arming, guns, and men, of the said preparation, and likewise what course such a fleet that may be passed may have taken, and thereof advise, and send in all haste word to the admiral or commander for the service of the countreys, that thereupon order may be taken accordingly : and the general token or sign shall be to discover the sea, coming together, or to a rendezvous, to advertise together of such fleets as may be passed, whether they may be gone to any haven of our countreys or not, or concerning any matter important to the service of these countreys ; and therefore at every half hour marked by his hour-glass, to shoot off a great piece of ordnance, , whereupon every one hearing the unusual sign of that shot, is to answer in like manner, and in all haste go towards the place where the foresaid shot bath been made, that speedily he may meet with the other ships, and there to do what the admiral or commander, with the councelof *var, for the good and service of these countreys shall finde fit to be done. Datum ut Supra. Signed, M. Harperts Trump. Captabi Pong's Letter. Right Honorable, As I was coming to the westward to take the command of the West-guard the twelfth instant off the Start, I descried a fleet of ships about a dozen sail confine from the southward, being admiral, vice and rere in the fleet, so that I did conceive them to be Sir George Ayscu's fleet.; but I making sail off to them, found them a fleet of Hollanders came from Janua and Legorn ; those three with flags were statesmen of war their convoyers, the other merchants ships, some upwards of thirty guns and some Military Tracts. SI under; so I bore with the admiral, and did send him by my master, That he should strike his flag, and did desire a right understanding might be between us before any blood was shed in the controversie ; on this the admiral took in his flag, and put abroad a pendent; he said he did belong to Amsterdam, but his name I know not, but the ship hath two wilde men or the like in her stern, and some other things between them, she hath some thirty-eight guns: so then the vice-admiral came up with me wth his flag abroad, being a ship of forty-two guns, so I called to perswade hiin to strike; he bid me come on board and strike it, so I sent my boat on board to perswade "him to it to prevent the loss of blood, if it might be, but he sent me word by my mas ter he would not strike ; so then, being fitted for it, I came up very near on the weather- quarter; yet before I fired I called to the captain my self to take in his flag, but he said he would not ; so then I commanded a broad-side and a volley of small shot to be fired on him, and I received the like from him again : Thus we past some four or: five broad-sides each at other, though Iwas forced to be at some further distance from him then the first, I fearing the admiral would have laid me on boaKl on the weather- side, he having fitted his ship and come up main-sail, and all to gain the wind-ofme,, forced me to keep the wind of hiin ; then Captain Reynolds being come up fair within shot of his weather quarter^ having fired some six guns before at the rear admiral, as he came in amongst us; so he fired part of a broad-side at the vice admiral, just at that instant as he was taking' in his flag, the Recovery being come up even within shot jusfras his flag was in, and the rear-admiral struck likewise : So I sent aboard the admiral, that I did^demand the vice-admiral, either in his -person or his ship, to carry into port; to make good what damage- was done. He told my master he did not meddle in the least himself as yet, as long as it was onely about striking the flag, the which he said was now taken in ; but if' I sought any further matter, as the.surprisal of him or the ship, he was bound and-would assist him, she being the States ship as well as he, not then knowing, or could take any notice of any further intentions : So I desired Captain Reynolds and Captain Chapman to come on board to consult with me what further to do in it, it being near night; and it was the judgment of us all not to pro ceed any further in it, the flags being taken in, by reason the treaty being between the nations at present, the case of breach of. the peace might not be any way imputed on our part I have received some damage in my hull, sail, and rigging, the which I shall soon, God willing, get repaired again.; I had one-man even as good as killed out-right, dyed since, and some four wounded, but I hope- they will recover : For my own part, Tbless the Lord for it, I am very well : I do believe I gave him his belly full of it, for he sent me word he had order from the States, that if he struck he should lose his . head • but at length he did strike, which makes me conceive he had enough of it. Your honours humble servant at command, Anth. Yong... Fresident, Plymouth Sound, May 14, 165£. APaper delivered by the Lords Ambassadors to the Councel of State, the Third of June, , 1652, new Stile. Most Honorable Lords;- . We are here by reason of an unhappy and unexpected mischance ; an horrible re port hath amazed us, that a fight at sea should have been betwixt the fleet of this commonwealth and of the United Provinces, and that ours should have been the reason of this unfortunate business; that we began the fight, and that thereupon is fought most cruelly ; and that from thence the rumour of the breaking of the treaty, and of open war (which should be very near at hand between the two nations) was spread.. 32 Tracts during the Commonwealth. We, astonished by this sad report, direct our selves to this honorable assembly, and do declare before God and out of all our hearts, that the fact, so as it is reported, is commit ted without the knowledge and against the will of the States of the United Provinces our lords, and of us their ambassadors. Moreover we do affirm, that the hearts of ours do desire nothing but unity, peace, league, and a very near friendship with this commonwealth, and hope that with all their wishes. In the mean while, we do think it not to be amiss if we give notice unto^your honours, that we have received letters from the admiral of the fleet of the United Provinces, dated the thirtieth of the last moneth, wherein the occasion and reason of the said fight quite otherwise is declared then the common report is : for the truth of which business, we suppose to be conve nient to inquire exactly ; but this is worth observation in the mean time, that our Admiral Trump in the same letter doth declare plainly to have no other order from the lords the States, then to sail about and to view the shore and coasts of our country as far as Ostend and Newport, and no further. By which it doth appear as clearly as the sun is under heaven, that by all means the States of the United Provinces have had no mind to at tempt any thing against the fleet or other ships of this commonwealth. If any thing ¦then in this business be done otherwise then it ought to be, this doth not concern the said States, but them which have executed the said business, and let them make it good. We have been here now almost six months about the concluding of a league by spe cial order of the said States, and have delivered some days ago to your commission ers a paper, in which not onely the different points touching the. treaty, but also the means by which the same could be brought to a good agreement, and reconciled one with another, were sufficiently declared; so that we did expect nothing every day but a happy end to so good a work ; and truly that excellent matter may in very few hours be finished. But who should ever believe that so noble a work, and desired with so many wishes of all honest men, and especially of all the churches of the re formed christian religion, should be cut off or hindred by any such imprudent and tur bulent man (whosoever he may be) without knowledge and against the will of the lords the States t By law of nature and customs of all nations is very well known, that he to whom a charge is given in particular things, an ambassador in publique business going beyond the limit of their commissions, a "general of an army depopulating with* out order of his superiors any grounds of the neighbors ; a wilde beast doing any mis chief after it hath broken its bond, that not the masters but those that have done the wrong are obliged, especially if the disapproving of the same masters followeth there upon, which, without question, (if the business be so as it is related) is to be expected from the States of the United Provinces. In the meanwhile we make no doubt, that to attempt any hostility before the other party is heard, cannot be approved neither by God nor by any men, especially Christians. It is a custom by all reasonable nations to demand restitution of their goods if any trouble be done, and in case satisfac tion be given or offered/ to lay aside all hostility. And it is no wonder that all nations are so much against war and inclined to establish a peace, the war being plainly a cruel monster, a world of evil, and a meer deluge of innocent blood • therefore the most holy fathers of our religion have expressly declared the war (although just) to be execrable, especially in relation to the Christians, who are taught by their meekest Savior to spare other mens blood as well as their own But amongst all kinde of ware is this to be reputed the most detestable and horrible if be tween these nations war be risen. Truly the experience teacheth us, that the best and strongest wine (if it be corrupted) becomes the sourest vinegar ; and indeed if'two nations having been friends of old times, of the same religion, lovers of liberty iovn- mg upon the same sea, next neighbors, both valiant and warlike, be clashed together what is to be expected but the ruine of both, and, as the proverb saith, a Cadmean vic tory. And what else is this then to afflict and depresse your friends and companions in religion to please our enemies, and to give occasion openly for to hurt them both Military Tracts 33 An author, being none of the least amongst yours, hath very Well compared, as we con ceive, both the nations to two earthen pots driving in the sea with this device, If we hitt, we break : he hitted it very well that honest man, and we may believe you are of the same opinion. But if the two nations come to an agreement, Oh Lord, what store of happiness will this bring forth ! The true God's service will be established, the sea be quiet, and opportunity taken away from all enemies to trouble them both ; all companions in religion be resoiled, and which is to be reputed the chiefest of all' to the most good and gracious Lord, praises and thanksgiving will be lift up into the heavens. We conclude then, most honourable lords, and instantly demand and de sire, so as we have longed to propose to your honours this three days since. First, That a copy may be given unto us of the relation of the things that are past. Secondly, That we may send that over by your leave to our lords the States, and that the other part being heard, the truth of the business may be known. Thirdly, That in the mean while all things may be kept whole and untouched. Fourthly, That by no means the business of the concluding of the treaty be put 0W4 and that such unfortunate mischances may be avoided, and an everlasting peace may be established between both the nations. All which we desire of all our hearts, the great and bountiful God, the author of peace, will be pleased to grant us. (Signed,) Cats. G. Schaep. Vandeperre. The Translation of the Letter of the Admiral Trump to the States General, mentioned in the precedent Paper. High and Mighty Lords, My last letter was of the twentieth instant, sent by the messenger that brought my instruction aboard, since when I crossed the sea before the Mase, Wislingen, Osteud and Newport, until the twenty-four of the same moneth, when we were forced to cast our anchor, and stay there in a hard weather and a rough sea, until the twenty-six in the morning : The weather growing fairer, and being under sail, divers captains of the direction came aboard, complaining that they lost their anchors and cables, some having but two anchors and two cables left ; it was resolved, because the wind did grow big; to go under the point of Dover for to prevent the loss of our ships. At one of the clock, coming before the Downs, we did send the commander, John Thissen from Flissingen, and Captain Peter Alders, towards the Downs, to the commander, Bourn, who was there with some ships of the parliament, whom they saluted in my name, advertising him that we were bound to cross the sea about our coast ; and that, having lost some anchors by the last hard weather, we were forced to anchor under Dover to help one another, and so to, return to our appointed limits; having also no other order, but to protect our merchant ships and fishermen, and to maintain the honour of our country : That we therefore thought it fit to acquaint the said com mander with the same, because he should not suspect any thing to the contrary ; who also with much/courtesie did salute me, and thank me for this notice. Upon the twenty- nine, at two of the clock, we made sail, the wind north-east, good weather, sailing to wards Calice, with intention to cross towards our coast, for t6 provide us of cables and anchors : coming about Calice cliff, we met with Captain Loris van Sanen of Amster dam coming out of the Streights, with Captain Hugeluyt, having in their company seven rich merchant ships* who are esteemed above fifty tons of gold, who he left the twenty-nine at anchor, right against Feverley ; where about twelve ships of the par^ liament did lye, and divers frigots came to see them-; and for as much as the said Loris Van Sanen upon the twenty two of May, about Goutstart, was met a frigot of the vol*. Vll. E 34 Tracts during the Commonwealth parliament, who fiercely set upon him for to make him strike, and against whom he defended him near about two hours, and so was left by the said frigot, whereupon the said commander Hugyluyt and the said Van Sanen sboukl endeavor for to finde out our main fleet, and to give us notice of it ; as he did accordingly, fearing much that the said merchants vessels already might be taken; whereon I presently went thither to take them under my protection : and if tfoey were taken, to put them at liberty if it was possible, according to the seventh and eighth articles of my instruction of the sixteenth instant. Upon the way we met fifteen ships and frigots of the parliament, among whom one was an admiral, whom I intended to yiew, takiflg in all my sails, except both my marsh sails, whom we did avail until the middest of the stangs. Being within a cannot-shot, he shot a ball over ouir 6f the two fleets happened without the knowledge and the will of the said Lords States and withal treating with the councel about it with all uprightness, delivering them a copy of Trump's letters himself, whereby it might the better appear to this common wealth, that the said Lords States had commanded the said Trump nothing else then to ship about the coasts and havens of their dominions, to shun all suspicions and dis- Military Tracts. s$ sentions ; even so now again the same lords ambassadors assure the most illustrious council, that by the ordinary messenger they receive yesterday, they have received all the consultations handled by the said Lords States General from the 22th until the 2Qth day of the last moneth (new stile) on which the said fight happened, whereby it ap pears yet more clear, and the said lords commissioners are more assured that their su periors gave at all no occasion, no cause nor counsel, but rather they did breathe (as it were) and further with the same minde, care, and zeal, a more strict friendship and mutual alliance betwixt these two nations, as it doth appear more clear then the sun at noon, by their said lordships sentence on the occasion of an answer to be sent to the Protestant Swissers, made on the 234 of the same moneth, a copy whereof they now also present and offer to the said most illustrious councel. Therefore the said lords ambassadors intreat again this most ample councel, that, yielding due faith to so many protestations, and to so many testimonies, they would now upon their demands with the parliament (as is understood) communicated two days since, they would at the soonest give them such an answer as the said councel, ac cording to their wisdom and justice may seem good and necessary to prevent greater barm, and already imminent dangers; and that to these evils a more ready remedy may be applied, the same lords ambassadors would not have this senate ignorant, that the Lord Newport, sent by the lords states to deliver to the lords ambassadors their consultations, and signifie to them besides their sincere and plain minde, since it now seems things did happen otherwise and against their hope and trust, to think upon and prepare his return, that so the better he might let them know in what state and condi tion matters now are, and what remedy there may be applied ; to which end the said lords ambassadors do intreat this councel to give freedom and leave to the said Lord Newport, that he may choose some one of the Lords States General's ships, now either in the Thames, or in other ports of this commonwealth, abiding, for his transportion, or by any other means may return home. Given at Chelsea, 6 June, 1652. Stilo novo. Signed, J. Cats. G. Schaep. Vandeperre. An Extract out of the Register of the Resolutions of the High and Mighty Lords, the States General of the United Provinces. Thursday the 23d of May, 1652. After that the letter of the Evangelical Cantons in Switzerland, and there associated in religion, dated the 14th of April last past, and yesterday received, was this day again produced ; It is upon deliberation resolved and ordered to send them an answer, and signifie that their lordships hath received the before mentioned letter, and return great thanks for the affection which they shew unto this state, and for their care for the conservation of the reformed religion, as also the continuation of peace and con cord among this state and the commonwealth of England; with a declaration, That their lordships will not fail to contribute all things that shall be necessary to promote .the one and the other : And specially a good correspondence with the said common wealth, hoping the same of the said commonwealth. That it is true that some ex traordinary preparation of ships of war was made, but to no other intention as to the safety of the sea, and security of the navigation and trade of these countreys. That, to conclude, their lordships did wish to the said evangelical cantons and their religion- friends, all kind of prosperity, peace, safety, and mutual union, for the exaltation of God's most holy name, conservation of the true christian reformed religion, and pro sperity of both sides, states, and subjects. 86 Tracts during the Commonwealth. The Third Paper of the Lords Ambassadors, exhibited tt June, 1652. To the Council of State of the Commonwealth of England. Most Illustrious Lords, Even as both by word of mouth, and also by writing, we have signified to this coun cel on the third and sixth days of this moneth, taking God, the searcher of men's hearts, to witness, that the most unhappy fight of the ships of both commonwealths did happen against the knowledge and will of the lords States General of the United Netherlands ; so also are we daily more and more assured, both by messages and letters, witnessing the most sincere hearts of our said lords, and that with grief and astonishment they re ceived the fatal news of that unhappy rash action ; and that, upon what we thereupon presently sent them word of, they did consult and endeavor to finde out what remedy chiefly may be applied to mitigate that raw and bloody wound : To which end they have written out for to gather a solemn meeting of parliament of all the provinces, whereby we do not doubt but there will be provided for these troubles (by God's fa vor) such a cure and present help, whereby not onely the outward cause of all fur ther evil may be taken away, but also, by an intern comfort, the mindes may be re dressed and reduced again to a better hope of our treaty in hand ; which thing being -now most earnestly agitated by our lords for the common good of both nations, to shun that detestable shedding of christian blood (so much desired, and would be dearly bought by their common enemies of both nations, and of the reformed religion) we again do crave this most honourable councel, and beseech you by the pledges both of the common religion and liberty, mean while to suffer nothing to be done out of too much heat, that afterwards may prove neither revocable nor repairable by too late idle vows and wishes, but rather that you would let us receive a kinde answer without further delay upon our last request. Which we do again and again desire so much the more, because we understand that the ships of our lords and of our shippers both on the broad sea as in the ports of this commonwealth, some by force, some by fighting, are taken by your men and kept. Given at Chelsea, ^ June, 1652. r Signed, J. Cats. G. Schaep. Vandeperre. A true and just Relation of Major-general Sir Thomas Morgan's Progress in France and Flanders, with the Six Thousand English, in the Years 1657 and 1658, at the TakinTof Dunkirk and other important Places, as it was delivered by the General himlelf. and defensive S tl^C "^ Protect™hiP by the parliament, concludes a league offensive when taken S r ' ,?• *** th<7 sh?uld be Put into Possession of Mardyke and Dunkirk thelimSd their ShTrem".8 T™' " ** ***' ™ t0 destr°* the ch5d™ of «££ Military Tracts. 37 * " In consequence of this treaty, James Duke of York, and all others that adhered to the fortune of the Sttfarts, had notice to leave France ; end Cromwell sent his six thousand soldiers, who, as it plainly appears from all> but especially from the following account, wrought wonders in that ex pedition, not under the command of Reynolds and Lockhart, two successive ambassadors at the court of France, as Rapin and most historians have erroneously recorded, but under that brave soldier, Sir Thomas Morgan, as this intrepid general has avouched under his own hand. " I shall say no more of the value of this piece of history, without which the memoirs of those times are imperfect, but conclude this introduction with the publisher's advertisement. " Sir Thomas Morgan, says he, drew up the following relation at a friend's desire, who was unwill ing that posterity should want an authentick account of the actions of the six thousand English, whom Cromwell sent to assist the French against the Spaniards, and thought the right they did their country hy therr behaviour might make some amends for the' occasion of their being in that service. It had been printed in the last reign1 if the authority of it had not interposed, because there was not so much said of some * who were then in the Spanish army as they ex pected ; and is published now to let the world see that more is owing to our countrymen, at the battle of Dunkirk, than either J Monsieur Bussy Rabutin or4 Ludlow in their Memoirs do allow. The former, by his manner of expression, seems contented with an opportunity to lessen their merit; and, being in the right wing of the French, while this passed in the left, comes under the just reflection he himself makes s a little after, upon the describers of fights, who are parti cular in what they did not see ; and whether the latter was misinformed, or swayed by his pre judice6 to those that were engaged to support the new-erected tyranny, is left to the reader to judge. It may not be improper to add, that these papers came to the publisher's hand from the gentleman at whose request they were wrote, and to whom Sir Thomas Morgan confirmed eve ry paragraph of them, as they were read over, at the time he delivered them to him, Which, be sides the unaffected plainness of the stile, may be urged for the credit of the narrative, since Sir Thomas was intituled to so much true reputation, that he had no need to grasp at any that was false." Jan. 24th, 1698. The French king and his eminence the Cardinal Mazarine came to view the six thousand English near Charieroy, and ordered Major-general Morgan, with the said six thousand English, to march and make conjunction with Marshal Turenne's army, who, soon after the conjunction, beleaguered a town called St Venant, on the borders of Flanders. Marshal Turenne having invested the town on the east side, and Major- general Morgan, with his six thousand English, and a brigade of French, horse, on the west, the army incamped betwixt Marshal Turenne's approaches and Major-general Morgan's ; and, being to relieve Count Schomberg out of the approaches of the west side of the town, Major-general Morgan marched into the approaches with eight hun dred English. The English at that time being strangers in approaches, Major-general Morgan instructed the officers and soldiers to take their places by fifties, that thereby they might relieve the point to carry on the approaches every hour. In the mean time, whilst we besieged the town, the enemy had beleaguered a town called Ardres, within five miles of Calais. In the evening, Count Schomberg, with six noblemen, came upon the point, to see how Major-general Morgan carried on his approaches; but there happened a little confusion, by the soldiers intermingling themselves in the ap proaches, so as there was never an intire fifty to be called to the point. Count Schom berg and his noblemen taking notice thereof, Major-general Morgan was much trou bled, leaped upon the point, and called out fifty to take up the spades, pick-axes, and fascines, and follow him: But so it happened, that all in the approaches leaped out af ter him, the enemy, in the mean time, firing as fast as they could. Major-general Morgan conceiving his loss, in bringing them again to their approaches, would be • Of K. James II. » The Duke of York, the Earl of Bristol, &c. v « Part II. p. 115. * Part II. p. 561. * Part II. p. 139. * Part II. p. 496, 38 Tracts during the Commonwealth. greater than in carrying them forward, passed over a channel of Water, on which there was a bridge and a turnpike ; and the soldiers crying out, " Fall on, fall on," he fell ypon the counterscarp, beat the enemy from it and three redoubts, which caused them to capitulate, and the next morning to Surrender the town, and receive a French gar rison ; so as the sudden reduction thereof gave Marshal Turenne an opportunity after wards to march and relieve Ardres. The next place Marshal Turenne besieged was Mardyke, taken in twice eight and forty hours by the English and French. After the taking whereof, Major-general Morgan was settled there, by order of the French King and Oliver, with two thousand English and one thousand French, in order to the beleaguering Dunkirk the next spring. The rest of the English were quartered in Borborch. For the space of four months, there was hardly a week wherein Major-general Morgan had not two or three alarms by the Spanish army. He answered them all, and never went out of his cloaths all the Winter, except to change his shirt. The next spring Marshal Turenne beleaguered Dtmkirk on the Newport side, and Major-general Morgan on the Mardyke side, with his six thousand English and a brigade of French horse. He made abridge over the canal, betwixt that and Bergon, that there might be communication betwixt Marshal Turenne's camp and his. When Dunkirk was close invested, Marshal Turenne sent a summons to the governor, the Marquis de Leda, a great captain and brave defender of a siege ; but the summons be ing answered with defiance, Marshal Turenne immediately broke ground, and carried on the approaches on his side, whilst the English did the same on theirs ; and it is ob servable, the English had two miles to march every day, upon relieving their approach es. In this manner the approaches wele carried on, both by the French and English, for the space of twelve nights, when the Marshal Turenne had intelligence that the Prince of Cottde, the Duke of York, Don John of Austria, and the Prince de Ligny, were at the head of thirty thousand horse and foot, with resolution to relieve Dunkirk. Immediately upon this intelligence, Marshal Turenne and several noblemen of France went to the king and cardinal at Mardyke, and acquainted his eminence therewith^ and desired his majesty and his eminence the cardinal to withdraw their persons into safety, and leave their orders. His Majesty answered, that he knew no better place of safety than at the head of his army, but said it was convenient the cardinal should withdraw to Calais. Then Marshal Turenne and the noblemen made answer, they could not be satisfied, except his majesty withdrew himself into safety, which was as sented to; and the king and cardinal, marching to Calais, left open orders with Mar shal Turenne, that, if the enemy came on, he should give battle or raise the siege, as he should be advised by a council of war. The enemy came to Bruges, and then Marshal Turenne thought it high time to call a council of war, which consisted of eight noblemen, eight lieutenant-generals, and six marshals du camp, but never sent to Ambassador Lockhart or Major-general Morgan. The whole sense of the council of war was, that it was great danger to the crown of France to hazard a battle in that sti eight country, full of canals and ditches of water • and several reasons being shewn to that purpose, it ran through the council of war to raise the siege if the enemy came on. Within half an hour after the council of war was risen, Major-general Morgan had the result of it in his camp, and went immedi ately to Ambassador Lockhart, •* to know if he heard any thing of it. He said he heard nothing of it, and complained that he was much afflicted with the stone travel and some other impediments. Major-general Morgan asked him to go with him the next morning to the head quarters. He sai d he would if he were able. * This man had married Cromwell's niece. Military Tracts. 39 Nesct jmomiijg Marshal Turenne sent a nobleman to Ambassador Lockhart and Ma jor-general Morgan, to desire them to come to a second council of war. Immediately, therefore, Ambassador Lockhart and Major-general Morgan went with the nobleman to Marsha} Turenne's camp ; and, by that time they came there, the council of war was lieady to sit down in Marshal Turenne's tent. Marshal Turenne satisfied the council of war that he had forgot to send for Ambassa dor Lockhart and Major-general Morgan to the first council of war, and therefore thought fit to call this, that they might he satisfied, and then put the question, Whe ther, if the enemy came on, he should raise the siege on the Newport side, and give them battle, or raise the siege ; and required they should give their reasons for either. The marshals du camp ran away with it clearly to raise the siege, alledging what dan ger it was to the crown of France to hazard a battle within so streight a country, full of caiiiftls and ditches of water ; farther alledging, that, if the enemy came upon the rock, they would cut between Marshal Turenne's and Majorrgeneral Morgan's camps, and jprey,e>nt jtbeir conjunction. Two of tjhe ik^u tenant- generals ran along .with (the marshals du camp, and shewed the same reasons : But Major-general Morgan, find? ing it was high time to speak, and that otherwise it would go round the board, rose up, and desired, though out of course, that he might declare bis mind, in opposition to what the marshals du camp and the two toentenanitrgenerals bad declared. Marshal Turenne told him he should bave freedom to speak bis (thoughts. Then Major-general Morgan spake, and said, That the reasons the marshals .du camp and the two lieute nant-generals had given for raising the siege were no reasons ; for the sireightness of the country was as good for the French and English as for the , enemy : And whereas they aljtedged, That, if ithe enemy came on .the bank between Fumes and Dunkirk, they .wp^ld cut between Marshal Turenne's and Majorrgeneral Morgan's camps ; Ma jor-general Morgan uepjied, It was impossible ; for they could not march upon the bank above eight a-brea&t ; and farther, he :alledged, That Marshal Turenne's artillery and small shot would cut them off at pleasure. He added, That that was not the way the enemy could relieve Dunkiirk, but that they would make a bridge of boats over the channel, in an hour and half, and cross their army upon the sands of Dunkirk, to offer Marshal Turenne battle. Farther, Majqr-general Morgan did alledge, what a dishonour it would be to the crown of France to have summoned the city of Dunkirk, and broke ground before it, and then raise the siege and run away ; and he desired the council of war would consider, that, if they raised the siege, the alliance with (England would be broken the same hour. Marshal Turenne answered, "That, if be thongibt the enemy would offer (that fair game, he would maintain the siege qn Newport side, and Major-general Morgan should march, and make conjunction with the French army, and leave Mardyke side open." tlpon Marshal Turenne's reply, Major-general Morgan did rise from the board, and, upon bis knees, begged a battle,; and said, thatbe would venture the six thousand English ,ey The major-general said,- that- he would venture six hundred common men, besides officers, and fifty pioneers Mar shal Turenne said, that six hundred of Monsieur laFerte's army, and fifty pioneers, and: six hundred of his own army, and fifty pioneers more, would- make better than two- thousand men: Major-general Morgan, replied, ' They were- abundance to carry it with God's assistance.' Then his excellency said, he would acquaint the king and his- eminence, that Major-general Morgan had put him upon that desperate design ; Ma* jor-general Morgan desired his pardon ; for it was -in his power to attempt it, or- not to attempt it: But in the close, Marshal Turenne said to the major-general, that he must fall into Monsieur la Ferte's approaches, and that he should take the one half of Monsieur la Ferte's men, and that he would take the other half' into his own approaches. Major-general Morgan begged his pardon; and said, he desired to fall on with the English intire by themselves without intermi no-ling them-. Marshal Turenne replied* he must fall on, and cut off one of the approaches : the ma jor-general replied, that -he would fall on in the plain between both approaches. His excellency said, that he would never beable-to endure their fireing, but that they" would kill half his men before he could come to the counterscarp ; the major general said that he had an invention that the enemy should not perceive him, till he had his hands'upon the stockadoes. Next, his excellency- said, for the signal there shall be a captain of Monsieur la Ferte's, with twenty firelocks, shall leap upon the point, and cry, Sa sa ' vtve le Roy de France ; and, upon that noise, all were to fall on together. But Maior- general Morgan opposed that signal, saying, the enemy- would thereby be alarmed and then he should hardly endure their fireing. His excellency replied then that he would give no signal at all, but the major-general should give it, and he would not be persuaded otherwise. Then the major-general desired his excellency, that he would give orders to them in the approaches, to keep themselves in readiness against sun-set- for, at the shutting of the night, he would fall on : he likewise desired his excellency' that he would order a major out of his own approaches, and another out of Monsieur la *erte s approaches, to stand by him ; and, when he should be ready to fall on he Military Tracts. 45 would dispatch the two majors into each of the approaches, that they might be ready to leap out when the major general passed between the two approaches with the com manded English. Just at sun-set, Marshal Turenne came himself, and told the major- general, he might fall on when he saw his own time. The major-general replied, he would fall on just at the setting, of the night and when the dusk of the evening came on. The major general made the English stand to their arms, and divided them into bodies; a captain at the head of the pioneers, and a major general and a colonel at the' head of the two battalions ; he ordered the two battalions, and the pioneers, each man to take up a long fascine upon their musquets and pikes, and then they were three small groves of -wood. Immediately the major-general commanded the two majors to go to their, approaches, and that they should leap, out so soon as they should see the major- general march between their approaches* The major general did order the two batta lions, when they came within threescore of the stockadoes, to slip their fascines, and fall on. But so it happened, that the French never moved out of their approaches, till such time as Major-general Morgan had overpowered the enemy. When the pioneers came within sight of the stockadoes, they slipped the fascines down, and fell on ; the major-general and the other two battalions were close to them, and, when the soldiers began to lay their hands on the stockadoes, they tore them down for the length of six score, and leaped pell-mell into the counterscarp amongst the enemy ; abundance of the enemy were drowned in the moat, and many taken prisoners, with two German princes, and the counterscarp cleared ; the French were in their approaches all this time ; then the English fell on upon the half-moons, and immediately the red-coats were on the top of them, throwing the enemy into the moat, and turning the cannon upon the town; thus the two half-moons were speedily taken; After the manning of the half-moons, he did rally all the English, with intention to lodge them upon the counterscarp,, that he might be free of the enemy's shot the next morning ; and they left the other half-moon for Marshal Turenne's party, which was even before their ap-..- proaches. Then the French fell on upon the other half-moon, but were beaten off. The major-' general considered, that that half-moon wouldgall him in, the- day-time, and therefore did speak to the officers and soldiers, that it was, best to give them a little help ; the red-coats, cried, " Shall we fall on in order, or happy-go-lucky?" the major-general gaid, " fn the name of God, at it happy-go-lucky;" and immediately- the red-coats fell on, and were on the top of it, . knocking the enemy down and easting them into the moat. When this work was done, the major-general lodged the English on the coun-. terscarp ; they were no sooner lodged, but Marshal Turenne scrambled over the ditches > to. find out the major-general ; . and, when .he met with him, he was much troubled the French did no better ; for indeed they did just nothing : then his excellency asked the major-general to go to his approaches to refresh himself; but the major-general beg ged his pardon, and said, he Would not stir from his post till he heard a drum beat a parley, and. saw a white flag over the walls. Upon that, Marshal Turenne laughed and smiled, and said, they would not be at .that pass in six days, and then went to his. ap proaches, and sent the major-general three or four dozen bottles of rare wine, with se veral dishes of cold meats and sweet-meats. Within two hours after sun-rising, a drum beat a parley, and a white flag was seen over the walls. The major-general ordered a lieutenant, with a file of musquetiers, to go and receive the drummer, and to blindfold him, and carry him strait to Marshal Turenne in, his approaches. Marshal Turenne came immediately with the drummer's message to the major-general, and was much troubled he would not receive the message before it came to him. The major-general replied, that that was very improper, his excellency being upon the place. The mes sage was to this effect : " That, whereas his excellency had offered them honourable terms in his summons, they were now willing to accept of them, provided they might 46 Tracts during the Commonwealth. have their charter, and the privileges of the city preserved : that they had appointed four of their commissioners, to treat farther with four commissioners from his excel lency." Marshal Turenne was pleased to ask the major-general, whether he would be one of the commissioners; but the major general begged his pardon, and desired that he might abide at his post, till such time as the city was surrendered up. Immediately then his excellency sent for Count Schomberg, and three other commissioners, and gave them instructions how to treat with the four commissioners from the enemy. Just as Marshal Turenne was giving the commissioners instructions, Major-general Morgan said, that the enemy were hungry, so that they would eat any meat they could have; whereupon his excellency smiled, and shortened their instructions, and sent them away. Within half an hour, the commissioners had concluded, that they should have their city-charter preserved, and that they were to receive a French garrison in, and the Prince de Ligny was to march out with all his forces next morning at nine of the clock, with one piece of cannon, colours flying, bullet in mouth, and a match lighted at both. ends, and to have a convoy to conduct him into his own territories. Marshal Turenne was in the morning betimes with several noblemen and officers of the army, and Major- general Morgan, attending near the gate for the Prince de Ligny 's coming out. The prince having notice that Marshal Turenne was there, came out of his coach. Marshal Turenne, being alighted off from his horse, and the Major-general Morgan, at both their meeting there was a great acclamation, and em bracing one another. After a little time Marshal Turenne told the prince, he very much admired that he would expose his person to a garrison before a conquering army : the Prince de Ligny replied, that, if Marshal Turenne had left his English in England, he durst have exposed his person into the weakest garrison the King of Spain had in Flanders; and so they parted, and his excellency marched into the town with a French garrison, and the major-general with him. So soon as the garrison was settled, Marshal Turenne writ his letters to the French king, and his eminence the cardinal, how that the city of Ypres was reduced to the obedience of his majesty, and that he was possessed of it; and that Major-gene ral Morgan was instrumental in that service, and that the English did wonders ; and sent the intendant of the army with his letters to the king and cardinal. Monsieur Tallon, the intendant, returned back from the king and cardinal to the army within eight days, and brought a compliment to Major-general Morgan, that the king and his eminence the cardinal did expect to see him at Paris, when he came to his winter quarters, where there would be a cupboard of plate to attend him. Major-general Morgan, instead of going for his cupboard of plate, went for England, and his majesty of France had never the kindness to send him his cupboard of plate : so that this is the reward that Major-general Morgan hath had from the French king for all his service in France and Flanders. r KUled at the Battle of Dunkirk. Lieutenant-Colonel Fenwick, two captains, one lieutenant, two ensigns, two Serjeants, thirty-two soldiers; and about twenty wounded. Killed at the Storming of Ypres. One captain, one serjeant, eight private soldiers, about twenty-five officers of thirty- five; and about six soldiers slightly wounded, after they were lodged upon the coun terscarp; Sir Thomas Morgan himself slightly hurt by a shot in the calf of his leg. TRACTS DURING THE COMMONWEALTH. FOURTH CLASS. MISCELLANEOUS TRACTS. THE COMMONWEALTH. FOURTH CLASS. MISCELLANEOUS TRACTS. Cleveland's Petition to his Highness the Lord Protector. John Cleveland, a great loyalist, and popular poet during the civil wars, was the author of the well-known satire intitled, "The Rebel Scot," and many other sarcastic attacks upon the oppo nents of the crown, abounding with the conceits which that age valued, and with a perverted vigour of imagination peculiar tp himself. He was appointed judge-advocate in Newark, un der Sir Richard Willis, the governor, and was distinguished for the integrity with which he conducted himself in that difficult office. In 1646, Newark, the last garrison which held out for the king, was surrendered by the order of Charles, who had taken the desperate measure of putting himself into the hands of the Scottish army then lying before it. Cleveland obtained his liberty; but was shortly afterwards apprehended by the jealousy of the parliamentary party. A remarkable, but apocryphal story is told concerning his captivity and deliverance, which shall be here transcribed. " Mr Granger says that Cleveland never was in holy orders. Llpyd tells us that he was fellow of St John's, and that he was turned out of his fellowship. Be that as it will, his. famous satire against the Scotch rendered him extremely obnoxious to that nation, and he happened to be takep prisoner by a party of their troops in the north, commanded by David Lesly, afterwards Lord Newark. Being discovered by the papers he had about him, the officers who took him gave him an assurance of the gallows, and Cleveland received the news with that magnanimity and pride which is the concomitant of great self-consequence ; for he consoled himself with the thoughts of dying a martyr in the cause of his sovereign, and having his name transmitted to posterity with peculiar encomiums in the annals of loyalty, He was introduced with some other prisoners to Lesly, who could neither read nor write^ and who awarded to each hi8 proper fate, by hanging, whipping, or imprisoning. When it came to be Cleveland's turn, he pre? sented himself at the bar with a conscious dignity, and his enemies did not fail to aggravate his offences, producing, at the same time, a bundle of verses. *'¦ Is this all," said the general, " ye have to charge him with ? For shame, for shame ! Let the poor fellow go about his business and sejl his ballads." This contemptuous slight affected Cleveland so much, that he is said to have drowned the remembrance of it in strong liquors, which hastened his death." — Critical ifc- view — Account of Granger's Biog. History. There is, however, reason to believe that the story here tpld is not very accurate. It appears, from the following communication, that Cleveland, far from being dismissed with the con temptuous pity intimated in the foregoing anecdote, was considered as a malignant of some importance, and treated as such : VOL. VII. G 50 Tracts during the Commonwealth. " Major-general Haynes, Sfc. to the President of the Council." " May it please your Lordship, ' In observance of the orders of his Highness and council sent unto us, we have this day sent to the garrison of Yarmouth one John Cleveland of Norwich, late judge-advocate at Newark, who we have deemed to be comprized within the second head. ' The reasons of judgment are, ' 1. He confesseth, That, about a year since, he came from London to the city of Norwich, and giveth no account of any business he hath there, only he pretends that Edward Cooke, Esq. maketh use of him to help him in his studies. 2. Mr Cleveland confesseth, That he hath lived in the said Mr Cooke's house ever since he came to the said city, and that he but seldom went into the city, and never but once into the country. Indeed, his privacy hath been such, that none, or but few, save papists and cavaliers, did know that there was any such person resident in these parts. S. For that the place of the said Mr Cleveland his abode, viz. the said Mr Cooke's, is a family of notorious disorder, and where papists, delinquents, and other disaffected persons of the late king's party do often resort, more than to any family in the said city or county of Norfolk as is commonly reported. 4. Mr Cleveland liveth in a genteel garbe ; yet he confesseth, That he hath no estate but 20/. per annum, and 30/. per annum by the said Mr Cooke. 5. Mr Cleveland is a person of great abilities, and so able to do the greater disservice, all which we humbly submit, and remain Your honour's truly humble servants, " Norwich, Novemb. 10th, 1655. H. Haynes, H. King, Rob. Wood, Richard Copemak, Ed. Waede, John Ballestone, Beam. Gordon, Ro. Swallowe, Rich. Bell, Ralph Woollme*, Rich. Salter, Richard Harbie, Tho. Garrett, William Stewart." Thueloe's State Papers, iv. 184. To relieve himself from the captivity imposed upon him in consequence of this report, Cleveland presented to Cromwell the following elegant petition for favour, in which he flatters the victo rious general very adroitly, without even hinting at any dereliction of his own party or princi ples. It had the effect, and the poet obtained his liberty, which, however, he did not lone enjoy, as he died, 29th April, 1658. May it please your Highness, Ruiers, within the circle of their government, have a claim to that which is said of the Deity :^ " They have their center every where, and their circumference no Where." It is m the confidence that I address to your Highness, as knowing no place in the nation is so remote as not to share in the ubiquity of your care, no prison so close as to shut me up from partaking of your influence. My Lord, it is my mis fortune, that, after ten years of retirement from being engaged in the differences of the state, having wound myself up in a private recess, and my comportment to the" publique being so inoffensive, that in all this time neither fears nor jealousies have scru pled at our actions. Being about three months since at Norwich, I was fetched with a guard before the commissioners, and sent prisoner to Yarmouth; and, if it be not a new offence to make inquiry wherein I offended (for hitherto my faults are kept as close as my person,) I am induced to believe, that, next to the adherence to the royal Miscellaneous Tracts. 51 party, the cause of my confinement is the narrowness of my estate, for none stand committed whose estate can bail them ; I only am the prisoner, who have no acres to be my hostage. Now, if my poverty be criminal (with reverence be it spoken,) I must implead your Highness, whose victorious arms have reduced me to it, as accessa ry to my guilt. Let it suffice, my Lord, that the calamity of the war hath made us poor. Do not punish us for it ! Who ever did penance for being ravished ? Is it not enough that we are stript so bare, but it must be made in order to a severer lash? Must our scars be engraven with new wounds? Must we first be made cripples, then beaten with our crutches ? Poverty, if it be a fault, it is its own punishment. Who suffers for it more pays use upon use. I beseech your Highness put some bounds to our over throw, and do" not pursue the chace to the other world. Can your thunder be levelled so low as our grovelling conditions? Can that your towering spirit that hath quarried upon kingdoms make a stoop at us, who are the rubbish of those ruins ? Methinks I hear your former atchievements interceding with you not to sully your glories with trampling on the prostrate, nor clog the wheels of your chariot with so degenerous a triumph ! The most renowned heroes have ever with such tenderness cherished their captives, that their swords did but cut out work for their courtesie. Those that fell by their prowess sprung up by their favours, as if they had struck them down only to make them rebound the higher. I hope your Highness, as you are the rival of their fame, will be no less of their virtues. The noblest trophy that you can erect to your honour, is to raise the afflicted. And since you have subdued all opposition, it now remains that you attach your self, and with acts of mildness vanquish your victory. It is not long since, my Lord, that you knocked off the shackles from most of our farty, and by a grand release did spread your clemency as large as your territories^ .et not now proscriptions interrupt our jubilee. Let not that your lenity be slandered as the ambush of further rigour. For the service of his majesty (if it be objected) I am so far from excusing it, that I am ready to alledge it in my vindication. I cannot conceive that my fidelity to my prince should taint me in your opinion. I should ra ther expect it should recommend me to your favour. Had not we been faithfull to our king, we could not have given ourselves to be so to your Highness. You had then trusted us gratis ; whereas now we have our former loyalty to vouch for us. You see, my Lord, how much I presume upon the greatness of your spirit, that dare prevent my indictment with so frank a confession, especially in this, which I may so justly de ny, that it is almost arrogancy in me to own it; for the truth is, I was not qualified enough to serve him. All that I could doe was to bear a part in his suffering, and give my self up to be crushed with his fall. Thus my charge is doubled (my obedience to my sovereign, and what is the result of that, my want of fortune ) Now, whate* ver reflections I have on the former, I am a true penitent for the latter. My Lord, you see my crimes ! As for my defence, you bear it about you ! I shall plead nothing in my justification, by your Highness, (which, as it is the constant inmate of a valiant breast, if you graciously please to extend it to your suppliant, in taking me out of this withering durance,) your Highness will find that mercy will establish you more than power, though all the days of your life were as pregnant with victories as your twice auspicious third of September, Your Highness's humble And submissive petitioner, Printed for William Sheares, 5$ Tracts during the Commonwealth. Hosanna: Or, a Song of Thanksgiving, sung by the Children of Zion; and set forth in three notable Speeches at Grocers-Hall, on the late solemn Day of Thanksgiving, Thurs day, June 7, 1649. Thefrst was spoken by Alderman Atkins. The second by Alder man Isaac Pennington. The third by Hugh Peters, (no Alderman, but) Glericus in cuerpo. Risum tentatus Amid ? This is a satire, by some royalist, upon the splendid entertainment given by the city to Fairfax and Cromwell, after the defeat of the Levellers. Whitelock, who seems to have been somewhat -elated with the precedence he himself enjoyed on that memorable occasion, gives the follow ing account of the festival : — " June 7, 1649. — The speaker with the house of commons, the general with the officers of the .army, the lord president and councel of state, after the hearing two sermons, went to Grocers-hall to dine with the lord mayor, aldermen, and common councel, according to their invitation. " The speaker sat of the'woodl °f Gr0Oby' had thC qa6en'S man°r °f HbldeWV> and made a great fall ^nST^i11^?0^!^^0^"101"01^ Glou«*ter; he sold his estate to Sir Mann* tR^&^S&r restored tG lt agaiu by parliament' ~«*- Miscellaneous Tracts. 61 Sir William Purefoy, colonel, and governor of Coventry 5 he fought valiantly against the market-cross at Warwick, and the monuments in St. Mary's church there, for which he had 1500/. given him; but when he should have fought with the enemy hid himself in a corn-field, which made a waterman at Temple-Stairs (that had been his soldier) refuse to carry him. Sir Edward Hungerford, 1500/. per annum. Herbert Morley, colonel, plunder-master of Surry. John Moorj colonel, and had for some time the benefit of passes out of London, Walter Long, colonel, had 5000/. given him. Sir Waller General, he lost two armies, yet a gainer by the employment. John Allured, colonel. Michael Oldsworth, governor of Pembroke and Montgomery, had 3000/. per annum given him, and was keeper of Windsor- Park. Thomas Scot, (a brewer's clerk once) had Lambeth-House. Ashurst, had a 1000/. given him, and had the clerk of the peace's place for Lanca shire. And all the 500 and 16 members, by account, gave themselves 4Z. per week per piece, which is 107308/. per annum. But these are small and trivial sums, which signify nothing: But the motive para mount to all, was, For the sake of the Lord. Etce I The New Testament of our Lords and Saviours, the House of Commons, and the Supreme Councel at Windsor. Newly translated out of their own Heathenish Greek Ordinances; with their former Proceedings, diligently compared and revised, and ap pointed to be read in all Conventicles. This tract, which ought to have been inserted in the last volume, for it appears to have been pub lished before the king's death, is written in imitation of the scriptural stile, and in ridicule of the fanatics. It has been more lately imitated in a common pamphlet intitled " The Chronicle of the Kings of England." CHAP. I. The Genealogy of the Parliament, from the Year 1640 to this present 1648. The Con* ception of their Brain, by the Influence of the Devil; and born of Hell and Damna tion, when they were espoused to virtue. 1. The book of the generation of John Pirn, the son of Judas, the son of Belzabub. 2. Pirn begat a parliament, a parliament begat Strowd, Strowd begat Hazlerig, and Hazelrig begat Hollis. 3. Hollis begat Hotham, Hbtham begat Martin, Martin begat Corbet. 4. Corbet begat Stapleton, Stapleton begat Lewis, and Lewis begat Clotworthy. 62 Tracts during the Commonwealth. 5. Clotworthy begat Glin, Glin begat Long, Long begat Waller, and Waller begat IVtcisscv. 6. Massey begat Pointz, Pointz begat Skippon, Skippon begat Cromwell, and Crom- Well begat Fairfax. 7. Fairfax begat Rainsborow, Rainsborow begat Ireton, and Ireton begat Whaley; 8. Whaley begat Desborow, Desborow begat Hammon, Ham m on begat Rich, and Rich begat Watson. 9. And Watson begat Baxter and his brethren, about the time that he was sent for by the houses to London to carry away the spoils of the city. 10. And after they came to London, Baxter begat Wilson, Wilson begat Manby, and Manby begat Estwick. 11. So that alf the generations, since Pim'to Estwick, are three generations; the first generation was, when this parliament began to sit, and pretended a reformation'; the second generation was, when this parliament had sate five years, and made a per fect deformation ; the third generation now is, when this parliament must render an account of their treasons, and their heads suffer an exaltation. 12. Now the birth, or beginning of this parliament, was on this wise ,* when as their mother, the kingdom of England was allied or espoused to a great desire of reforming abuses; and 'had therefore nominated their knights, citizens, and burgesses; who (as soon as ever they came together) were found with child of schism, sedition, and re bellion. 13. Then King Charles, being a just man, and not willing to have himself and peo ple ruinated, was minded to dissolve them. 14. Butwhile he thought on these things, behold an angel of darkness in the shape of an angel of light appeared to him, saying, King Charles, these men intend nothing but thine and the kingdoms good, therefore fear not to give them thy power, for what they now undertake is of the holy Ghost. 15. And they shall bring forth a' son, and shaH call his name reformation; he shall save the people from their sins. 16. Now all this Was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken long aeo in the prophesy of Owtwell Bins. 6 6 When England doth swim in floods Of plenty, and grows proud of goods, Then from their sleep they shall be waked, To know themselves both blind and naked : Christ's church must know some misery, There shall be a doleful tsagedy.; Then cohlers shall leave their last, In sermons up their gall to cast ; Mag-pies and parrots then shall prate, Both of the eagle and the state, Untill they bring things in conclusion, To much disorder and confusion. 17- Then Charles being thus deluded, did as the angel had bidden him and e-ave countenance to his parliament, and knew not their evil intentions till thev had brought forth their first born, which was Rebellion, and he called his 'name Treason Miscellaneous Tracts. $3 CHAP. II. The wise Conspirators direct the People to petition to them. They worship them, and offer their Presents. King Charles flyeth towards York, with his Wife and Children. 1. Now when this parliament began at Westminster, in the fifteenth year of the reign of our sovereign lord, King Charles, behold there came a company of foolish men out of Buckinghamshire, 2. Saying, where is he that is born King of England ? For we have heard that he will not consent to his ruin, and are come to scold with him. 3. When the king's friends heard this, they were troubled, and all Britain with them. 4. But when the king had gathered a chosen company together, he went and de manded the five members that were chiefly opposite against him. 5. But they said unto him, They are not here : For thus it was purposely ordered. 6. Then the king, when he had summoned his privy council, diligently inquired of them what was to be done. • 7. And he called those that came out of the countries, and said unto them, Go home to your houses, and enquire of your own consciences whether these your under takings are pious ; and you find they are so, bring word again, and I shall willingly assent. 8. When they heard the king, they departed ; and lo, the same spirit of error that first possessed_them went before them, till it came and stood over the house where the commons were assembled together. 9. And when they saw the spirit, they rejoiced with an exceeding great joy. 10. And when they were come into the house of commons, they saw Phn, Hazel- rig, Hollis, and Strowd, sitting together, and they fell down and worshipped them ; and when they had given them many thanks for their meeting, they presented unto them that which they preferred above all things, to wit, gold. 1 1. And .being warned by their fears not to go back and tell the king, they depart ed into their own country another way. 12. And when they were departed, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared to King Charles, and said, Arise, and take thy princely children and their mother, and fly into the north ; for the Londoners, joining with thy parliament, will seek to destroy thee and them. 13. Then the king arose, and took his wife and departed^ accompanied with some faithful friends. 14. Then the Houses being vexed they could not work their ends upon him, were exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and stirred up the minds of the people of England to rebellion, and slew and imprisoned all those that would not be confederate with therri. 15. But while these things were acting, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to the king, and said unto him, Arise, and get the friends thou hast together, and arm thy loyal subjects for thy preservation. : 16. Then he arose, and strengthened himself, proclaimed his rebellious parliament traytors, and came to the city of York. 64 Tracts during the Commonwealth* CHAP. III. . The Sectarian Clergy incense the People against the King, the Pharisaical Common Councel wish the rude Multitude to come to be baptized of them. 1. In those days came Saltmarsh the Antinomian, and Dell the Independent, and preached to the citizens of London : ,, • 2. Saying, Now is the time that ye ought to stand up for the truth, and to help the parliament forward with your plate and money. 3. For these were they of whom St Peter prophesied, "That have eyes full of adul tery, and that cannot cease from sin, beguiling unstable souls, and hearts they have exercised with covetous practices. Cursed children, which have forsaken the right way and gone astray, following the way of Balaam, the son of Bozor, who loveoj tthe wages of unrighteousness." — 2. Pet. ii. 14, 15. 4. And the same Saltmarsh and Dell had large stipends allowed them, and w;ere eloathed with iniquity as with raiment. 5. Then went out .to them all the inhabitants of London, and all the region round about. % 6. And were by them seasoned with seditious principles, covering their sins., 7. And, when they saw them, they said, O ye people of London and the parts ad jacent, now arm yourselves for the battle, and go out and fight against your kjng and his adherers. Bring also in your plate and jewels into Whitehall; 8. And think not to say within yourselves, It is better for us to be quiet and sit still, rather than to run the hazard of losing our fives and estates; for we say unto you, that you shall be prosperous in your undertakings, and shall soon accomplish the work. , 9. And now also the axe of the parliament js laid to every man's throat, and he that will not be rebellious shall not live. 10. We indeed gain only some few hundred pounds, and chastise with words; but your parliament intend to purchase lordships, and to whip you with gleams of fire. 11. Their fan is in their hand, and they will thoroughly purge your purses, for their ambition burns like unquenchable fire. CHAP. IV. The King tempted with unheard-of Propositions. He resisteth the Temptation ; and the People flock unto him, moved by the sound Doctrine of his Declarations'. I. Then was King Charles permitted by God to be tempted by his parliament with unreasonable propositions many days. 2. And when Pembroke the tempter came unto him, he said, If thou wilt still be King of Great Britain, thou must set thy hand to these propositions. 3. But he answered, and said, It is, written in the Proverbs, " Thou shalt fear God and honour the king. The wrath of a king is like the roaring of a lion : and he that provoketh him smneth against his own soul." 4. Then Pembroke the tempter said unto him, Behold, thou shalt be a more o-reat and glorious king than any of thy progenitors. We will augment thy revenues and inlarge thy territories, if thou wilt but fall down and worship us thy parliament 5. But he said unto him again, It is written in the Romans, "Let everv soul be subject to the higher powers, but to the king as supreme." Now, therefore get thee Miscellaneous Tracts. 65 o-one, thou rebel ; for, in the Proverbs, " Where the word of a king is, there is power and who may say unto him, What dost thou?" 6. Then the tempter left him, and his own faithful lords came and ministred unto him. 7. Now when the king heard that his parliament had entered into covenant against him, and had constrained his liege people to swear their own and his ruin, he caused his standard to be erected at Nottingham. 8. And leaving the city of York, he came and kept his court in Oxford, orte of the eyes of England. 9. From that time there was deadly war between the king and his parliament, with an equal concernment on both sides. 10. And his fame went throughout all the quarters of England, the people bringing unto him all such as were diseased with the evil, and he healed them. 11. And there followed him great multitudes of his people from Kent, from Staf fordshire, and from beyond Tyne. A Psalm to be sung as the fifteenth of David's. Good Lord, confound King Oliver, And all his holy crew ; With Rainsborow, that leveller, And Pride, that precious Jew. Let Say once more, we do thee pray, Into a saw-pit fall. Let Martin purge his pox away Within some hospital. Let Hammon have his brains knock'd out With his own bunch of keys. Let Watson and his zealous rout Visit the Hebrides. Let the two Houses fight and scratch, Like wives at Billingsgate; And let them ne'er a peace up patch, Until it be too late. That so upon each house of clay, King Charles may mount his throne. Hear us (O Father,) we thee pray : Our hope's in thee alone. Printed 1648. vol. vi r. gg Tracts during the Commonwealth. Mercurius Menippeus. The Loyal Satyrists or, Hudibras in Prose. Written by an unknown Hand in the Time of the late Rebellion, but never till now published. JSi Cato reddatur, Casareanus erit. Printed in the Year 1682. This tract was probably written either by Butler or Birkenhead. Since the liberty of the subject and free quarter, since new lights and selling ma- lignants by "an inch of candle, the world hath produced Mercuries as fast as Darby- House spawn'd committees, or committees started delinquents. For why do Westmin ster-Abbey lubbers sit so long, but only to have their pictures drawn? But yet no ink could represent them black enough. The fittest emblem of the parliament-house is a turkey-pie ; the heads without will inform you what birds are within. But alas, poor infants ! we must be whipt, and yet not have leave to cry : kiss the rod that scourged you. Women in some countries never love their husbands till they be well beaten by them ; and certainly our reformers would have us as good natured as their spaniels. And indeed to what purpose is hue-and-cry sent after, a troop of horse? 'Twere ridiculous for a constable to charge the peace upon Cromwell, Or make privy search into Lental's exchequer, especially since the kingdom was reformed into a Lacedasmonian state : for when Lilburn was Lycurgus, plundering must needs be statutable. What other laws can we expect from him and Newgate? Felony already is a crime only in some silly wretches who are punished for it ; but paricides are still above the reach of justice. While two armies murder and imprison, an honest man may be Burleigh'd for beating up a drum ; * as if, in a country q{ cannibals, a poor in nocent cutler should be hanged for grinding a stilletto. Pillories are more cruel than scaffolds, or perhaps Prin"s ears were larger than my Lord of Canterbury's head. But Lord! to what an height were may-poles grown ! And could they be reformed without sequestration arid excise ? Nay, the primitive zeal had almost melted the bells, and made them ring backwards for themselves. A psalm of mercy is even denied the chimes ; and masculine Tom of Lincoln must be gelded into a roaring Meg.* Round heads and atheists hate superstition ; only Cromwell and the Devil are afraid of crosses. 1 Captain Burleigh attempted to raise the people of the Lie of Wight to rescue Charles I. from Carisbrook Casitle, and for that purpose caused a drum to be beaten through the streets ol Newport, for which he was tried and executed. * i. e. Into a cannon. Miscellaneous Tracts. 67 *Tis well churches survived thus long ; for since my Lord Brook's groom and coach man propagated the gospel, christians were born in stables only. So Job came to be a saint, but upon a dunghill. And why may not a sanctified whipster be a heaven- driver, as well as Brereton and Harvey Bishops ? Who would have thought that Snap- haunches and Baskethilts were of apostolick institution? or that Buff and Feather were jure divino ? Croydon and Fulham are not inhabited, but haunted ; nor do they lodge inmates, but apparitions and goblins. Thus have christian churches been converted into Turkish mosques, and abbies have been made nests for rooks and daws. The Devil is an enemy to all hierarchy, and there holy days must be abolished ; and so farewell saints and angels. All renounce Whitsuntide, and yet boast the Holy Ghost. Simon and Jude are vanquished by Lilly and Booker ; and Michael is subdued by another devil. Time's sithe was turned into a saw; nor was he bald enough to be a perfect roundhead. But an execution must have some reprieve. All stickle for their powder- treason : the 'prentices rescue Shrove Tuesday ; and the sisters must be indulged a valentine. What need any other observations ? They can feast themselves without a Christmas, and starve others without a Lent. Well then, adieu Fridays, and welcome monthly fasts ; adieu idolators, and welcome new moons. This still sow hath devoured more than all the bishops hospitality. Their idol, humiliation, like Bell, consumes all, and yet eats nothing. But all this is merci ful. Their too much fasting hath made them cannibals. They can say grace over mummy, and give thanks for my Lord of Strafford ; as if they had abstained only as beasts tied up, that they might devour poor martyrs more greedily savagely; nay, they eat up one another. Both the Hothams, like two thieves, wait upon their cru cified bishop. The parliament, like Sejanus, is destruction both to their friends and enemies. My Lord Brook's new light at last blinded him : he was first made a mole, and then earth'd : a fit end for the underminers of a state ! Lucas and Lisle were both revenged, since the vice-admiral and Rainsborough were levelled.1 For as he was regenerate, so he died twice. 'Tis thought his sea sickness purged the better half away : The haddocks had as good a breakfast as the worms. Crassus built a sepulchre to his deceased lamprey. And what was all this funeral pomp dedicated to but an otter? To be mourners at the death of a water-rat, is a vanity beyond being maudlin drunk. Why all these rfdiculous attendants? A single sculler is good enough to carry a dog to Wapping. The numerous wild gang is exceeded every execution-day. We see a fuller appearance at Newgate. The worthy was but two wheels above an ordinary vil lain, and differed only in the blackness of the soul and his wardrobe. And most of the heroes are such twisted pieces one knows not from which part of .the centaur to name them ; whom their alchoran writes prophets, others think im postors. The devil will still be black, though the Indians paint him white. All their patrons die, like John Huss, both hereticks and saints ; nor can we discern whether 'tis a martyr or a witch that burns. My Lord Say's sanctity is somewhat- like his son Nat -'s valour : the jewel hath too much of Bristol in it.* The dog in the Tower, though proof against lions, is no Daniel. O what a godly thing is the sign of the Hand Bible ! What a devout company of saints are Rebecca, her book, her pattens, and her stool 1 for all must together : nor would you think her going to church, but removing house. I wonder she is never apprehended for carrying burthens upon the sabbath- day. Well, this coif and cross cloth, this blew-apron'd saint is as much in the church as the parson's hour-glass, the hassocks, or the people that are buried there. Nor will she tire with a single hearing, but trudge from Tantlin's to Tellin's, and hold out kill- '• The fleet revolted from Rainsborough to the Prince of Wales } and he was himself slain at Doncaster by a detachment of the royalist garrison of Pontefract, of which incident an account is given in a preceding tract. » Nathaniel Fiennes, son to Lord Say, was condemned by the parliament for surrendering Bristol to Prince Rupert. 68 Tracts during the Commonwealth. ing of a brace or two, and all long courses. Thus are they carried from ordinance to ordinance, like beggars from one church to another, that they may ply at Dotti And what are their Levites but their friars mendicant for both the houses? Not a Sunday since the combustion past without a brief. How oft have they picked our pockets with the relief of Ireland ? This knack has been as beneficial as their plunder ing. As much hath been gotten by a " Good your Worship," as by a " Stand and de liver." We could never get out of the church without a composition : The parson's application was certainly directed to our purse : Every motive strained our pockets, and the last use was an use of sequestration. See how the pulpit-duellist fights with Bellarmine ; how he sweats and toyls, plays out all his weapons, and (you may be sure) hath got the better ; but after, with an address to the spectators, to throw him some money. Well, who's for Aldermanbury ? You would think a phoenix preached there, but that birds will flock after an owl as fast: and a foot-ball in cold weather is as much followed as Calamy by all his rampant dog-day zealots. But 'tis worth the crouding to hear the baboon expound, like the ape taught to play on the cittern. You would think the church, as well as religion, were inversed, and the an ticks which were used to be without, were removed into the pulpit. Yet these apish tricks must be the mo tions of the spirit, his whimsie-meagrim must be an ecstasie, and Dr G. his palsey make him the father of the sanctified shakers. Thus, among Turks, dizziness is a divine trance ; changlings and ideots are the chiefest saints j and 'tis the greatest sign of re velation to be out of ones wits. Instead of a dumb shew, enter the sermon dawbers. O what a gracious sight is a silver ink-horn ! How blessed a gift is it to write short-hand ! What necessary imple ments for a saint are cotton, wool, and blotting-paper ! * These dablers turn the church into a scrivener's shop. A country fellow last term mistook it for the Six-Clerks-Office. The parson looks like an offender upon the scaffold, and they penning his confession, or a spirit conjured up by their uncouth characters. By his cloak you would take him for the prologue to a play ; but his sermon, by the length of it, should be a taylor's bill ; and what treats it of but such buckram, fustian stuff? What a desperate green sickness is the land fallen into, thus to doat on coals and dirt, and such rubbish divinity! Must the French cook our sermons too? And are frogs, fungos, and toad-stools the chiefest dish in a spiritual collation? Strange Israelites ! that cannot distinguish be twixt mildew and manna. Certainly in the brightest sunshine of the gospel clouds are the best guides; and woodcocks are the only birds of paradise. I wonder how the ignorant rabbies should differ so much, since most of their libraries consist only of a concordance. The wisemens star doubtless was an ignis fatuus in a church- vard • and it was some such Will o' th' Wisp steered prophetical Saltmarsh, when riding post to heaven, he lost his way in a forest. Indeed their rare gifts have one property of the spirit to be invisible, and so much of revelation as not to be understood ; like the musick of the spheres, which never was heard. But cyphers may make an assembly, though no number. And what can we expect from an ABC synod but a catechism? Mount Sion hath at last brought forth a mouse, though it was long enough in spawning to have been an elephant. They have reformation Pauls work; and O may they have the scaffolds for their pains ' For what have they given us for lawn-sleeves but sackcloth and misery ? Instead of litur gies, they have brought upon us all those afflictions we there prayed against The church, while beautiful, was the whore of Babylon. Their zeal was never hot enough, aJon^hetnSr °f ***** ^'^ n°teS at the Serraons of the more «*»Md divines was then general Miscellaneous Tracts. 69 till it had scorched them into blackamores. Too much fair weather, forsooth, had al most starved us. Seven years purging would kill an Hercules. To be always snuffing, must at last put out the light. And what can be pure enough with them, that dare article the creed, and attempt to reform the apostles? These will shrive the whole Bible, and have interpreted " Our Father," &c. so long backwards, that they have made some believe 'twas conjuring. The synod was the parliament's spiritual block house, and the prolocutor was the speaker's-echo. All the divines, like priests of old, were inspired from vaults, and the lower house. Oh ! how sweetly did the syren representative sing at first ! How quickly it brought forth destruction, and proved a monster! Nero was pretty tolerable for five years, and this butter-print parliament was gold in the morning and lead at night. For what have our precious states done but cured and smothered little diseases with the plague? They have redressed the counter, and by all their reformations made the kingdom at last truly to want a reformation. But vengeance overtook them, and by spinning back ward they have made ropes for their own necks. Silly conjurers ! who have raised a devil and now cannot lay him. The lease of your dominion is out. Face about ! — now the fiend must be master. Thus shall anarchy revenge the king, and conventicles punish the synods sacrilege. Lice and frogs plague the Egyptians for the injured Israelites. Who would have thought that there should have been a reformation beyond root and branch ? Or that there should be such antipathy between a spider and a toad ? Soldiers are omnipotent in uncreating and destruction. This April (say they) shall dis solve a triennial parliament, adjourn eternity, and put an end to perpetuity. Cromwell hath wolves enough to silence the Speaker, and make Lental a dumb dog. Alas, poor Directory I thou must give up the ghost too ; the spirit must the way of all flesh. Now law itself must be arraigned, and the hew judges to execution. What a fine hu mour would it be to see Wild Burleigh'd by a drum and soldiers ? And Rolls coach it up Holbourn instead of Fleet-Street? O ! that they may have their coifs all turned into night-caps, and, instead of old women, become proper men.* Since the members regent were in durance, the two houses look like the representations of Ludgate and Newgate. What need the distinction of upper and lower ? Cromwell will serve both for king of hell and prince of the air. Warwick, for all his juggling, may perhaps suffer shipwreck. Xerxes was a leveller; he fetter'd the sea ; and why may not these put the Admiral in chains ? Prin's head must after his ears ; and the Speaker's bags will e're long prove him a Judas. My Lord Say's white powder is no longer silent and in nocent, but must submit to Cromwell's black. Pembroke may be visited, and Man chester universitied : one is not fool, and the other is not fool enough to be secure. And indeed these are saints in comparison of Cromwell's life-guard. Hammond is a Christian compared with Rolf. The head-quarters make Newgate a sanctum sanctorum : the sol diers are not good enough for gibbets ; in their reformation the gallows is under pro secution, and Tyburn suffers martyrdom. Not one of Peters' 1500 saints but may, with St Francis, give place to the Devil.* If these propagate the gospel, it must be as 1 A praise usually bestowed upon those going to execution, as was long after observed in the Beggar's Opera. * The declamations of Hugh Peters often turned upon the praises of the army. A witness upon his trial says, " Mr Beaver's evidence. — My lord, and you, gentlemen of the jury, upon a day that was appointed for a fast for those that sate then as parliament, I went to Westminster, to find out some company to dine with me, and having walked about an hour in Westminster-Hall, and finding none of my friends to dine with me, I went, to- that place called Heaven, and dined there. After I had dined, I passed through St Margaret'? Church- Yard to go home again, (I lay in the Strand.) I perceived all the church-yard full of muskets and pikes upon the ground, and asked some soldiers that were there what was the business. They told me they were guarding the parliament, that were keeping a fast at St Margaret'*. ' Who preaches }' said I. They told me, ' Mr Peters is just now gone up into the pulpit.' Said I, ' I must needs have the curiosity to hear that man, having heard many stories of the manner of his preaching.' (God knows I did not do it out of any manner of devotion.) I crouded near the pulpit, and came near the speaker's pew,and I saw a great many members there whom I 70 Tracts during the Commonwealth. the painter finished his picture, by defacing it, when the •£»«» *f J** j^^J? pencil. To hope for reformation from levellers, is to gape for the miracle rf A ndrome da and to expect beauty from a negro. Agitators are as good physic for a sick church or state as Sips of the gallows are for the ague. There is not a soldier but changes his rX on as often as his shirt, that being sooner lousy than his linen 1 hey void their principles at every sermon ; nor do they go to church, but to stool. And well may they part with them so easily, since their religion is no better than toasted cheese; every man is his own cook ; each trooper, like a knight of Malta, is both priest and soldier Revelations are so common, that the spirit is become a meer familiar. You may be ot all religions but the protestant, as the pagans worship all gods but the true one; as if that uniformity did not become the churches as well as confusion, and the surplice were not as handsome as the beggars coat. Rossiter is Jew extraordinarily circumcised, root and branch. Martin's paradise is the same with Mahomet's ; his heaven is only in a seraglio." Cromwell may pass for a pope Joan, or the whore of Babylon, and differs only thus much from the Papist— they torment themselves, he other folks. He believes in merits so far, that he thinks he shall be saved by villanies, and go to hea ven, like Hercules and Theseus, because he hath been in hell. Indeed all of them are religious mimmicks, devout vizards, and if sanctity be snot or the pox, and seated in the nose, they are as perfectly God's apes as the devil is. These zealous pyramids always point at Heaven, as fire, though in hell, mounts upwards. But they are angels only that they may be devils. A Jew cannot be a Turk till he be a Christian. They put on religion to murder the king ; as that damn'd Monk poisoned the emperor with the Eucharist. They bring in reformation as the old poets did their gods, to conclude their tragedy more easily. Bloody conspiracies are always shrouded under leagues. When a massacre is intended, they chime all into Sicilian vespers. When they cry Out " The church 1 the church !" they mean our grave. What degrees of misery are flung upon us ! After a parliament comes an army : rods are turned into scorpions. We have all these years been almost ridden to death by a night-mare, and now must be tormented with devils. Had we waked in time, we might have dismounted knew well. I could not guess what his text might be, but hearing him talk much of Barabbas and our Saviour, and insisting altogether upon that, I guessed his text was that passage wherein the Jews did desire the releasing of Barabbas. and the crucifying of Christ ; and so it proved. The first thing I heard him say was, ' It was a very sad thing that this should be a question amongst us as amongst the old Jews, whether our Saviour Jesus Christ must be crucified, or that Barabbas should be released, the oppressor of the people. Oh, Jesus,* said he, ' where are we, that that should be a question amongst us ?' Says he, ' And because that you think, my lords and gentlemen, that it is a question, I tell you that it is a question. I have been in the city, which may very well be compared to Hierusalem in this conjuncture of time; and 1 profess those foolish citizens, for a little with them too in the assembly, and having seen and heard what they said, I perceive they are for crucifying of Christ, and releasing of Barabbas.^ Oh, Jesus, what shall we do now ?' with such like strange expressions and shrugging of his shoulders. " Council. — ' How long was this before the king was murdered ?' " It was a few days before the house of commons made that thing called an act for a trial.' " Council. — ' What did he say to the members ?' "I am coming to it. Says he, ' My lords, and you noble gentlemen of the house of commons, you are the sanhedrim and the great council of the nation, therefore you must be sure to do justice, and it is from you that we expect it ; you must not only be inheritors of your ancestors, but you must do as thsy did ; they have opposed tyrannical kings, they have destroyed them ; it is you chieflv that we lock for justice from. Do not prefer the great Barabbas, murderer, tyrant, and traitor, before these'poor hearts, (pointing to the red-coats,} and the army, who are our saviours.' And thus for two or three hours time that he spent, ho nothing but raked up all the reasons, arguments, and examples he could, to persuade them to brine the kins to condien sDeedv. and capital punishment."— State Trials, II. 362 v J 1 " Thou art a whoremonger," said Cromwell to Henry Martin, when dismissing the parliament The jntinence of this republican statesman is often alluded to in the satires of the time. in- Miscellaneous Tracts. 7 1 that load ; but nothing now under a miracle can dispossess us of these legions. These Turks shall enjoy the Holy Land, while we poor Jews sojourn at home, and live stran gers in our own country. They level others, but advance themselves. Angels descend; but 'tis the Devils posture to be raised up. All who have kept their innocency must be stripp'd ; whilst these buff-sinners flanf it in beast-skins. But Cromwell wants neither wardrohe nor armour : his face wears natural buff, and his skin may furnish him with a rusty coat of mail. You would think he had been christened in a lime pit, and tanned alive, but that his countenance still continues mangy. We cry out against superstition, and yet worsnip a piece of wainscot, and idolize an unblanched almond. Certainly 'tis no human visage, but the emblem of a mandrake, once scarce handsome enough to have been the progeny of Hecuba, had she whelp'd him when she was a bitch. His soul too is as ugly as his body ; for who can expect a jewel in the head of a toad ? Yet this basilisk would king it ; and a brewer's . horse must be a lion.' I wonder how Sir Samuel Luke and he should clash, for they are both cubs of the same ugly litter.* This urchin is as ill carved as that goblin painted. The grandam bear sure had blistered her tongue, and so left him unlicked. He looks like a snail with his house upon his back, or the spirit of the militia with a natural knapsack, and may serve both for tinker and budget too. Nature intended him to play at bowls, and there fore clapp'd a bias upon him. His mother longed for pumpions. He was begotten in a * About this time Cromwell's faction sounded the public mind on the possibility of his mounting the throne by the following extraordinary stratagem : On Tuesday. VJ May, f_l653,] in the forenoon, about change-time, a gentleman, extremely well-dressed, came in a coach to the Royal Exchange, where, taking out of his coach the general's (Cromwell's) picture, he fixed it against one of the pillars, and after making two or three turns, took coach again and drove away. Over the head of the portrait stood these words, " 'Tis I j" and underneath were the following verses : " Ascend three thrones, great captain and divine, By the will of God, O Lyon ! for they're thine. Come, priest of God, bring oil, bring robes, bring gold, Bring crowns and sceptres. — 'Tis high time t' unfold Your cloister'd bags, you state-cheats, lest the rod \ Of steel* and ironof this your King and God Pay you in's wrath with interest. Kneel and pray To Oliver, the torch of Zion, the star of day. Shout then, ye merchants, city and country sing, And, all bare-headed, cry ' God save the King !' " The lord-mayor, after much hesitation concerning the meaning of this pageant, took down the picture with becoming reverence, and carried it to the general. . The whole was probably an experiment on the popular feeling, although so managed that if the bait was not snatched at, it might be easily represented as a thing de vised by the general's enemies. * Hudibras is generally supposed to have been the prototype of Sir Samuel Luke, a justice of peace, to whom Butler sometime acted as clerk ; and indeed there is a passage in the poem which renders the allusion indis putable. " 'Tis sung there is a valiant Mamaluke In foreign lands ycleped •, To whom we have been oft compared For person, parts, address, and beard : Both equally reputed stout ; And in the same cause both have fought. He oft in such attempts as these, Came off with glory and success ; Nor will we fail i' th' execution For want of equal resolution." The name of Sir Samuel Luke exactly supplies the deficiency in the second line, if you melt the two sylla bles of Samuel into one ; and the comparison Hudibras makes between himself and that knight seems to justify 4 72 Tracts during the Commonwealth. cupping glass, and engendered in a tod of hay. Some earthquake hath disordered the symmetry of the microcosm; sunk one mountain, and put up another. One would think a mole had crept into his carcase before 'tis laid in the ohurch-yard, and rooted in it. He looks like the visible tie of JEneas boulstering up his father ; or some beggar- woman indorsed with her whole litter, and with child behind. You may take him for Anti-christopher, with the Devil at his back. O that knot-grass should purge the king dom ! We must be ridden by a camel, and reformed by the sign of the dolphin. You would think that he were levelled sufficiently ; but Harvey will have him lower yet, and down with the wall, though it be built with a buttress. But Harvey is not so much for levelling the men as Martin the women. Look to your Jane Shores you Lombard-street men. He brings no maiden troop : This is no eunuch general, The stallion is of so prodigious an itch, you would think he had been gotten of Lot's wife after she was turned into a pillar of salt. He is the bane of Gui- acum, and the despair of syringes. So excellent gifted for a conventicle, that he will edify you out of Cornelius's tub. Are the godly ones like sacrifices, never accepted till they are burnt ? Is there no way to destroy the whore of Babylon, but by a town- bull? Strange, that none of the Luthers can reform without nuns! Dr Burgess, forsooth, must have his Hagar. And Peters cannot propagate the gospel without marrow-bones, without the help of lamb-stones, and the butcher's wife. Martin is not so great a sinner against one commandment, but my Lord of Pem broke will out-throw him half a bar at another. One you would take for Aretine's pictures moralized, the other for the covenant incarnate. Martin for a knight of the burning pestle, and Pembroke for a knight of the post. This Hercules instead of a worthy, is nothing but an adverb of swearing. . He swallows the covenant as easily as an ordinary dam-me. This landskip, this map of nobility, differs as much from a true Briton as a Mountgomery beacon from a star, or a Welsh leek from St David. Yet rather than not be famous for somewhat, he will murder the universities, like that vil lain who burnt Diana's temple to get himself a name. This is the second part of Man chester to the same tune, Kimbolton of the second edition. One made the kingdom a Lord Brookes, and the other a roasted pig. He carries a dull fqggy ignorance about him, would blind the kingdom though it were an Argus, and is more unlucky in an university than monkies in a glass-shop. He would make an excellent chancellor for the supposition. But what tends farther to confirm it is a ballad, intitled, " A Tale of the Cobler and Vicar of Bray," printed in Butler's posthumous works, in which Sir Samuel Luke is thus characterized: In Bedfordshire there dwelt a knight, Sir Samuel by name, Who by his feats in civil broils Obtained a mighty fame. Nor was he much less wise than stout, But fit in both respects To humble sturdy cavaliers, And to support the sects. This worthy Knight was one that swore He would not cut his beard Till this ungodly nation was From kings and bishops cleared. Which holy vow he firmly kept, And most devoutly wore A grizly meteor on his face Till they were both no more." Biographia Britannka, 17*4, fol. vol. III. p. stf. Miscellaneous Tracts. 73 the Mews, or were Oxford turned into a kennel of hounds, and the She'ldonsand Ham monds, Motleys and Jowlers. His own house is an academy for hawks and spaniels, and an hospital for many cures, glanders, and the fashions. This Nero keeps a wilder ness at home, and is so much given to his brutish society, that you would take him for Nebuchadnezar turned beast. » Oldsworth is his crony, because his four legged ani mal. For what are Michael and his lordship, but a blind man and his dog ? And any kind of creatures would make as good subjects as such earls. Some dogs scorn Crom well's health, and will not eat but for King Charles. Though parrots may be taught allegiance, and crows have been storied royalists and linguists too, the blind whelp hath not docility enough to know his master. Yet shall he be the peoples idol too, and a reprobate Welch goat one of the elect, though he is not so much a christian as the thorn at Glastenbury. But why may not my Lord billet in heaven,- as well as Will. Lilly and Booker, and take bedlam for a paradise rather than make a saint of the man in the moon ? Indeed for these that change religion every year, the fittest gospel is an almanack. But who would take these star-gazers for the wise men? Well, wise men they must be; but the question is, whether of Greece or of Gotham ? O the infallibility of Erra Pater, Lilly! 4 The wizard, perhaps, might do much at hotcockles, and guess well at blind-man's buff. But I durst undertake to pose him with a riddle, and stand his intelligence in a dog in a wheel. An over-turned salt is a surer prophet. The sieve and shears are oracles to him. A whining pig sees farther into a storm. Rats will prognosticate the ruin of a kingdom with more certainty. And as for Palmestry, a gypsy or Derrick may be his tutor. The wittalis cuckolded over and over, and yet the (Edipus is blind. Like the old witch, who, being consulted to discover a thief, could not smell out who had shit at her own door. Indeed he is excellent at foretelling things past, and calculates the deputy's nativity after he is beheaded. And then by starting a prophesy, he excites the credulous vulgar to fulfil it. Thus can he antedate Cromwell's swift malice, depose 1 Michael Oldsworth managed the -Earl of -Pembroke and Montgomery's affairs; and was supposed to write his speeches. a Lilly the astrologer espoused the part of the parliament, as Wharton that of the royalists, during the civil wars, and each overwhelmed their opponents with dismal vaticinations of defeat and calamity. In 1645, Lilly published a whole sheaf of prophecies, with the following title and dedication : — " A Collection of ancient and moderne Prophesies concerning these present Times, with Modest Observations thereon. The Nativities of Thomas Earle of' Strafford, and William Laud, late Archbishop ot Canterbury, his Majesties great Favorites ; Astrologicall Judgements upon their Scheames ; and the Speech intended by the, Earle of Strafford to have been spoken at his Death. By William Lilly, Student in Astrologie. — In Gyro verti?nwr omneSi London, 1 645. 4>. "To 'Ms Roy all Majesty, Charles King of England. Sir, " Some delude you, others harden your heart, promising unto you (like yaine fellowes) a conquest and vic- • tory over your parliament at Westminster ; the spirit of lying doth guide their shallow braines ; it's otherwise determined; it will not be so. Had Pharaoh harkened to Moses he had not been drowned in the red sea : or iZedekiah beleeved Jeremiah, all had been well with him : These examples out Of sacred writ are true,, but the repetitipn hereof may nothing move you or those misguided councellors too prevalent with, you. Attend sir, to some humane and naturall admonitions prescribed to the greatest princes that ever .were, by such as entirely wished their happinesse, Come not at Babylon, siy the augures and wise-men to Alexander. Beware, saith Spurina to Caesar, of the Ides of March. -Selfenesse, obstinacy, and security, undid these princes. I am no prophet,, yet am conversant in that art, which invites me earnestly to implore your speedy accesse to your true parliament at Westminster. Were I in private with you, I must advise it : at this distance I publikely wish it. — Fac hoc et vives. That God, by whose providence I write what I doe, put it into your heart timely to consider your present and future condition, if you reject the faithfull well wishes of, Sir, your meanest, but most faithful 1 subject, William Lilly. VOL. vir. K , 74 Tracts during the Commonwealth. the king five years before-hand, and instruct Rolf how to be damned JmF0US J*1" lains ! to make the spheres like the associated counties, and the heavenly house s so many lower houses, fix a guilt upon the stars, and persuade the planets are rebels. As if there were a sequestration-star, or any constellation looked hke a committee. Away with your bulls and bears ! should we be subject to their influence, each constellation would make a man a beast, every planet a wandering Jew. What fit instruments are astrologers for rebels ? Heaven as well as Pauls is made a stable. Their prophesies are, like pictures, commendable, because they look every way. They are calculated for every meridian, and are as much truth to the Turk as the states. They are all born under Gemini, every prediction is a twin. Oracles must still speak double : Sure the devil is always drunk, or treats witli his foot, or the serpent must have his tongue cleft too. Lilly has christen'd himself an ape of hell : Merlinus Anglicus is nothing but an Eng lish devil.' He might ken all phoenomenas upon earth better, would he for prey, hke the kite, descend. What are all our new lights, but so many prodigious meteors, ex alted perhaps from dunghills, admired a while for stars, and are found only slime and gelley? Cromwell's nose is a comet in grain, and the grand eclipse certainly is no com mon council. If the Londoners by this time have not enough of parliament, may they still fight with images, and adore a representative; still quarrel with superstition, and worship the host of heaven. They will perceive at last what kind of physic is reformation, and being drunk once a month. Sure all the women in the city are with child by Martin, and so longed for levellers. For were altars plea enough to offer up the bishops? Must Abel still suffer for his sacrifice ? Sure his holiness was the pope, and justice on Prin's ears a piece of auricular confession. Their deputy, forsooth, hath made away their churches, and was executed like the poor ass for drinking up the town moon. Pro ceed, proceed, my fine reformers! So may your conduit knight vanquish his idol- grove : So may the George on horse-back subdue the green dragon, and after all their victorious gambols, both man and horse become reformers Laureat. But what have you got for your no plum pottage ? Nay, what hath all your plate got you, but ironsides? Examine all your pressures that contain pluralities of monopolies. Patents for rags are not so rank, as excise for turds. The dunghill is sweeter than the jakes and Atkins. Since the offended soldiers were your masters, the livery-men walk as if they ran the gauntlet. Now the city is turned delinquent what doth the lord mayor but ride the horse? and what are the aldermen but ordinary red-coats? Thus the par liament, like the Spaniards, fatal room, instead of treasure hath coined destruction and invasion. Like silly mariners, you have adored that Pharos for a star, and so split your selves on your security. But the states have redeemed all by their treaty : Yet that was but a death bed re pentance, they laid down their commission just before they were to be cashiered. The Turks imprisoned their emperor or king : Turks are reformers, or reformers Turks. But Charles must suffer more than one single person can inflict: Levellers heat the fire seven times hotter. No mercy, no act of oblivion ; they can admit of any thing from Hell but Lethe. These Medes and Persians are unalterable ; Daniel must to the lion's den, Hurst-Castle. What can succeed the dungeon but execution ? What can a king expect but death, who is already buried alive ? The next enlargement translates him out of the world. Caesar's tragedy is best presented in the senate. Westminster (alas !) is the ready way to the tombs. Cromwell must triumph with the ax before him, though that, as of old, should pro- ' In 1643 Lilly began his yearly almanac under the title of Merlinus Anglicus, stuffed with prophetic effu ses expressed with decent ambiguity, and which often fell in with the extraordinary incidents of that bust- Miscellaneous Tracts. 75 perly be directed to to the conqueror. Lilly can prognosticate no fair weather till the sun set red. The queen must submit to Mother Shipton, and Charles be murdered to fulfil old prophecies. ' Thus still rebellion is the sin of" witchcraft. The king can never » Among other prophecies published in Lilly's collection, is that, which bears the venerable name of Mother Shipton; and, that the reader may judge what sort of trash was then reckoned worthy of attention, I shall transcribe the vaticyiatiou, with Lilly's previous assertion (if the reader will take his word) that Mother Shipton was never questioned either for verity or antiquity. " Shiptons Prophecy, after the most exact Copy. " When she heard that Cardinal Wolsey intended to live at York, she said that the cardinal should never come thither ; which, the cardinal hearing of was angry, and desired the king to send the Duke of Suffolk, Lord Peircy, and Lord Darcy to her; who came with their men disguised to the Ring-house, neer York, where leav ing their men, they went to Master Beasly to York, and desired him to go to Mother Shipton's house ; where, when tbey came, they knocked at the door, and she said, Come in Master Beasly and those honourable lords with you; and Master Beasly would have put in the lords before him ; but she said, Come in, Master Beasly, you know the way, but they do not. This they thought strange, that she should know them and never saw them. Then they went into the house, where there was a great fire, and she bade them welcome, calling them all by their names, and sent for some cakes and ale, and they drank, and were very merry. Mother Shipton, said the duke, if you knew what we came about you would not bid us so welcome ; and she said, the messenger should not be hanged: Mother Shipton, said the duke, you said, the cardinal should never see York ; yes, said she, I said he might see York, butnever come at it. But, said the duk'ej when he comes to York thou shalt be burnt : We shall see that, said she, and plucking her kerchief off her head, she threw it into the fire, and it would not burn : then she took her staffe, and turned it into the fire, and it would not burn : and then she took it and put it on again. Then, said the duke, what mean you by this ? She replied^ If this had burned, I might have been burned. " Mother Shipton, said the duke, what think you of me ? My lord, said she, the time will come, you * will be as low as I am, and that is a low one indeed. " My Lord Peircy said, and what think you of me ? My lord, said she, shoe your horse to the quick, and you will do well; if not your1 body will be buried in York-pavement, and your head shall be stolu from the bar and carried into France ; at which they all laughed, saying, that would be a great jump betwixt the head and the body. " Then, said the Lord Darcy, and what think you of me ? She said, You have made a great gun, shoot it off, for it will do you no good ; you are going to war, you will pyne many a man, but you will kill none. So they went away. " Not long after, the cardinal came to Cawood, and going to the top of the lower, he asked where York was and how far it was thither, and said, that one said he should never see York. Nay, said one that stood by, she said you should see York, but never come at it : then he vowed to burn her when he came to York. Then they shewed him York, and told him it was but eight miles thence. He said he would soon be there : but, being sent for by the king, he died in the way to London, at Leicester, of a lask. " And Shipton's wife said to Master Beasly, Yonder is a fine stall built for the cardinal in the Menster, of gold, pearle, and precious stones; go and present one of the pillars to King Henry, and he did so. " Master Beasly seeing these things fall out, as she had foretold, desired her to tell him some more of her prophecies. " Master Beasly, said she, before that3 Owse bridge and Trinity church meet, they shall build in the day, and it shall fall in the night, until they get the highest stone of Trinity church to be the lowest stone of Owse " Then the clay will come that hares shall kennel on cold hearth 4 stones, and lads shall marry ladies, and brin had given spirit to the city of London, who made it their petition to the parliament in very high and positive terms, that the King should be freed from restraint and invited to a personal treaty. The parliament durst not in the circumstances give a blunt negative, but contented themselves with evading the request of the petitioners. On that occasion, the following speech is supposed to have been de livered. Pembroke soon after received his reward, being made Constable of Windsor and Keeper of the Park ana" Tower, by an ordinance of both houses. 19th December 1648. The Citizens being withdrawn, his Lordship spake as followeth : My Lord, I thank God you had no reason to make me your speaker : and truly all things con sidered, I have as little reason to be a speaker as any man, and yet I will speak for I have been learning these seven years how to do it extrumpere ; I have helped too to bawl down bishops and scholars, and ministers, for dumb dogs ; and do you think I'll be a dumb dog too? a halter I will : if I should sit still and say nothing, and let his majesty come to London, that were the way to make me dumb indeed, for I can say no more for myself than a dog. I hope the door is fast, that the citizens do not hear me, because I'll speak my mind. What though I do not know my own mind? Yet I'll §0 Tracts during the Commonwealth. speak it as well as I can. 'Tis known I am a true Englishman, though I cannot ^speak good English, and as honest a man too as my Lord Say can make me, *™™tflom mv lords now I have lived long enough with you, I mean to die in the house ot com mons or else! they say, I shall be no lord ; and so say I to you : grass and hay, my lords we are all mortal, and must be tied up to the manger. . I have been for the city too in my time, when they would pay their money, hear reason and invite us to dinners. Hang them rascals, they can not say but we have o-iven them their belly-fuls too, I pray God they do not hear me. This time twelve month they made a young man of me, and yet (as simple as you think me) I am an old man : they drew me into a new war, and made me to wait upon a new speaker and vote his majesty's coming to London ; but I was a mad man, I knew not what I did then • for if the army had not had the more mercy, I had been a traitor as well as the rest for ouoht I know. Do you think then I'll vote the king home again ? no, I war rant you, f am an old bird and scorn chaff, or to be made traitor any more for any kino- in Christendom. I am an old thing made new now : my man Michael, tells me I am an independant. I think I am a good christian, ay ; but citizens and Scots are Jews, and who knows but this personal treaty may be a new name for popery. You may bring in popery and1 break the covenant, if you please my lords, but I dare not. I am sure we have reason to regard it, for we have gotten well by it; we have gotten the cvown-lands, church-lands, the cavaliers lands, every man's lands too, if we please, and the devil and all ; and how shall we keep them, if we do not keep the cove nant? for my part, I'll keep to my oaths and rather than part with them, dam-me, I'll swear down all the personal treaty. And good reason too, for they say it will undo all that we have been doing these seven years : and for my part I thought all had been undone already, then what needs any more undoing by a treaty ? my lords if we must undo let us undo as the house of commons do, they do one thing to-day andundo it to-morrow: they voted they would never make any more addresses to the king and made us vote so too, and then they made us unvote all again. And truly I think this is a hard chapter; for I cannot read the meaning of it, but I am sure they do not mean a treaty if they can help it. I like the way of sending propositions, ay ; for I love to go on errands. » I am sure it is an honourable employment for an old man to be the state's half penny boy ;- and I am, glad the commons will not hear your reasons, for the king's coming before we have signed the three propositions. For observe, my lords, if they should hear reason they might go whistle: mistake me not, I mean, if they should hear any reason but their own, and I think that is all the reason in the world, for it is a reason of state, or the state's own reason. There I think I hit it; for all other reason is malignant and high treason. Why then should we treat with the king ? For he'll talk malignant rea son and reason of state too, but then here's the matter, my lords; he will not talk the* state's reason, and therefore, judge ye, whether the state have any reason to talk with him, when he will talk nothing but treason, and by that means, my lords, make you or me, or any of us all traitors to our faces. Trust him that will, for my part 1 shall have as little to say to him, as any of you all, and yet you see I am a good speaker, according to the state's reason. I think we never had a good world since we had so much reason : for my part (I'll speak my mind plainly,) I never had any reason of my own, nor will I own ever any but Michael Oldsworth, and the state's, and by the life of Pharaoh, I think they are two as reasonable creatures as any in the world. But to this point of reason I mean to speak more, now I am ,come to examine your lordships' reasons of state, which the "* Pembroke was usually one of the commissioners whom the parliament occasionally deputed to treat with the king. Miscellaneous Tracts. 81 house of commons have voted contrary to the state's reason : for, as I take it, my lords, they are the state, and you know we are all bound to submit to the state, or else •we are traitors ; I am sure few of us but have been made so for not submitting, and 'tis God's mercy we are not all traitors. Howsoever I'll be one no more, but keep, as well as I can, to the state's reasons, and I advise your lordships to do so too, for they care not a fig for all your reasons, nor I neither. S'death, I am sure some of you have no reason to the contrary ; you know how you were whipped with the black rod lately, and I can tell you there's a black book at the head quarters ; if you'll do reason ye may ; but mark ye, my lords, it's very dangerous to talk reason, it's the only way to be put in the black book, and then you know the black rod follows. I am an old man, ay; and some of you are old enough too : but you see, we are not past whipping, and yet you will not take warning. However, I shall have a care of one, and in the meantime see what reason you have to venture to talk reason to the state. If you were their fellow-commoners, you might have some reason to make bold to give them reasons; but being as it is, methinksyou might know your distance. You say you would not have the three propositions offer ed to the king before the treaty : first, because the citizens here, and divers counties, have petitioned for it. The citizens ! 'tis true, they have brought in a petition here for it. But the more rascals they : they may go home and say their prayers, for they are not likely to be heard here. What, do they pray when they should curse ? damme, do they thinkthe state's a camelion, to live upon air, good words, and petitions, and treaties? They were all for a new war, and drew me in too this time twelve- months, and now they are against a new war. Is there any reason in this, when the states have not yet done their business ? must they do and undo as well as the state ; and now by doing nothing, quite undo the state ? they shall be hanged first ; damme they shall. I am somewhat the more eager against this, because you say 'tis reason ; but yet I hope the citizens do not hear me. I would not have all that I speak to be spoken on the house tops, because usually, my lords, I seldom speak but I am o'th* top of the house before I am aware. But this I say, why should they stand for peace and treaties that first set a-foot the war? And now, when we expect they should serve another appren ticeship to the state to maintain the war, they mean to leave reformation, like Dun, in the mire, and are become so popish as to cross us with treaties. If they were for a new, war this time twelve-month, 'tis allthe reason in the world they should be so now. What though the case be not the same, nor the state the same now that it was then ? I hope: the cause and the state are alive still and will be, as long as the king and the cavaliers live ; and outlive them too ; for they are the same still, and fitter for another world than the state's world : for the state's world runs round, and hath done so these seven years, but the king and the cavaliers are the same still : and therefore, my lords, I shall conclude with as good logic as any I have left in the university. As long as the king and the cavaliers are the same the cause must needs be the same, though the state be not the same, but mangled and rent and patched and new-model led, and the covenant likewise cracked all to pieces. And where is your reason now, my lords ? Doth it not follow then, that they ought not to take the same course to maintain the war against the king and the cavaliers, and not trouble the state thus with treaties? especially seeing Guildhall is the same, the excise, the city bags, and public faith too, are all the very same still, and as full and fluent as ever. And if these fellows that come here to vex the state thus with petitions will not go home in peace to forward a new war, and be the same men again that they have been, I hope the army will come and pickle them up in the Tower, and serve them the same sauce their fellows had this time twelve-month : for what other end, I pray you, do we keep the army, or the army keep us ? And now, my lords, that I have done with the citizens, I shall fall upon the counties. VOL. VII. L &2 Tracts during the Commonwealth. What have they to do with petitions? They are out of their calling; they should fol low the plough, and leave the state to harrow and fetch in harvest. I warrant you, they had rather have a king and see us quartered, than endure any more free-quarter; but I think the state-guard quartered them sufficiently, and made drawn cats of them, Imean the Surry men ; so that I think they and the rest will have but a little stomach to come to a petitioning. What reason then, my lords, have you to regard what they say for a treaty ? They can but talk, you see, and the state can fight, and be ne'er the more traitors for it ; but if these fight, they are traitors presently, as soon as we.have conquered them. I tell you, my lords, if the state had voted me a soldier, I would have no more mercy upon those fellows than if they were traitors in gingerbread. What though they would bite? I have ventured ere now the tenderest member I have with a biting thing, and lain in a month for it under the surgeon's hands; and I'll venture my tongue with any biter of them all, but I'll, be sure to have a care of my head for the service of the state ; and who knows whether I may keep it if there be a treaty ? But I wonder what good my head would do them : 1 am not weary of it yet, for I never much troubled it, nor have been much troubled with it, and yet I should be much troubled to part with it : 'tis true, I for my part never got any thing by it, and I suppose nobody else will : therefore they had as good let it alone. But neither have you any reason to venture yours, ner I mine. And therefore, to this part of your reason* my lords, I say the counties are as very rascals as the citizens, that would have us pull an old house upon our heads by a personal treaty. They would have a disbanding of their army too, would they ? But they shall snap short. For I love the army, damme, I dp dearly : sink me, they would have us disband, I think too, and sit longer; but if the army will love us, we'll love the army : for why should the counties be so much against the soldiers, poor wretches ? Consider, my lords, an 'twere your own case ; for it might have pleased God to have made some of us soldiers.. And so, my lords, I think I have maul'd your first reason against the three propositions. Your second reason is, because his majesty hath often declared, that he will sign no thing till all things be concluded, and therefore, that the sending of those three must needs cause delay to the treaty. I would have you to know, my lords, I am not for delays, I hate them ; for I think I am as hasty as any man ; but yet 1 care not if we delay a treaty with God or the king, till doomsday, and that I think is a fair time, for it may be to-morrow for ought we know : And it is a very fit time, I think since his majesty will agree to nothing till the conclusion of all things. I wish him well he was my master, but I care not much for seeing him, nor for kissing his hand • I can kiss my lady May, and she is my mistress. I care not for kissing of men : I am an old man, and it is not for me to be kissing : but if she be for a personal treaty, then indeed this reason holds good against delay, and I am of your opinion. Then you say too, it is contrary to the laws, to treating, to grant any thin* before the treaty Have we not done what we list all this while, and must we go by rule now ? Then it will follow too that we must let the king rule again. He is in a fine condition to rule, is he not r I thought we could have ruled one another better than he I am sure my Lord .Say rules me as well as ever I would desire; and I believe he rules vo» as well as me ; and then we can never be against the rules of treating, as W as he rules the roast because he says a treaty is out of all rule, and none bu\ unruly fdlowl do stand for it and it ,s not for our honours, my lord, to be unruly : but, damme I toTule^"1111 y ' l" WC haVC aS g°°d " diSCipHned arm* as any in theTorld But I say farther, that it was the desire of the Scots to have his maiestv come tr> some of his houses near London, and therefore we should yield to it PS y to keen a fair correspondence with them. Damme and sink me mv lord* vhlThn* * jP with them now? We had occasion to use them a whifc^ h^tt^ h£ Miscellaneous Tracts. 83 helped us to conquer the king, we have done with them. We, my lords, must be ruled, but the Scots, you see, are the lords of misrule. For my part I'll have nothing to do with them; I cannot abide a Scot; for a Scot switched me once,1 and cracked my crown with my own staff, the very verge of my lord-chamberlainship, and now they are all coming to switch you too. They say Hamilton is their general : he is a duke; I cannot abide a duke because I am not one myself: but do not I look as like a duke as Hamilton ? Well, I might have been one, if I had had wit enough to keep that honour which I had : but I had honour ; what then had I to do with wit ? That's for poor rogues ; for wit and honour seldom meet together. I know many men count swearing to be wit ; and if I had been so witty as to keep close to my oaths at court, and not broke them by playing false with the king, and forswear myself by taking the state's oaths and the Scots oath, damme, I had been as good a duke before this time as any Scot of them all. But hang dukes, we are princes now, an't please the commons. As for the king coming to one of the houses, I know not what that means, for he hath never a house : I say they are the state's houses time out of mind, at least these seven years, ever since his majesty was turned out of doors. I am afraid if be should 1 Of this switching business Osborne gives the following full and particular account:— " Wherefore I shall take my first rise from him that was then Philip Herbert, since Earl of Montgomery, a man caressed by King James for his hansome face, which kept him not long company, leaving little behind it so acceptable as to render him fit society for any body but himselfe, and such bookes as posterity may find or dinarily dedicated to him, which might yet have prompted his understanding to a more candid proceeding then he used at Oxford, where he exercised greater passion against learning, that had, by teaching books to speak English, indeavoured to make him wise, then he did towards Ramsey, who, by switching him on the face at Roy- don, rendered him ridiculous : it was at a horse-race where many both Scotch and English met ; the latter of which did, upon this accident, draw together with a resolution to make it a nationall quarrel!, so far as Mr John Pinchback, though a maimed man, having but the perfect use of two fingers, rode about with his dagger in bis hand, crying, Let us breake our fast with them here, and dine with the rest in London. But Herbert, not offering to strike againe, there was nothing spilt but the reputation of a gentleman ; in lieu of which, if I am not mistaken, the king made him a knight; a baron, a viscount, and an earle in one day ; as he well deserved, having for his sake, or rather out of feare, transgressed against all the gradations of honour : for, if he had not torne to. raggs that coat of armes so often in my hearing braged of, and so stanched the bloud then ready to be spilt, not only that day, but all after, must have proved fatal to the Scots, so long as any had stay'd in England, the royall family excepted, which, in respect to majesty or their own safety, they must have spared, or the kingdome been left to the misery of seeing so much bloud laid out as the triall of so many crabbed titles would have required ; there being then, according to report, no lesse than fourteene, of which Parsons the jesuite, so impudent is this fraternity, makes the infanta the first. But they could not be these considerations that restrained Herbert, who wanted leasure no lesse than capacity to use them, though laid in his way by others: and therefore, if this effe minacy produced good to the nation (at that time doubted by many) theiionor is only due to God, whose mira culous power was no less manifested (upon so high a provocation and great incouragement as the whole field afforded Philip) in raising so much tleagme in a man nobly borne, as might master so great a fury, then when he discovered to Sampson a cold fountaine in the jaw-bone of an asse. And such, of his friends as blame his youth for doing nothing, take away all excuse could have been made for him had he done too much : since all commonly arrive at the years of valour, before they can attaine to those of discretion. This I can attest for the man, that he was intolerable cholerick and offensive, and did not refraine whilst he was chamberlaine to break many wiser heads than his owne ; Mr May, that translated Lucan, having felt the weight of his staffe ; which, had not his office and the place, being the banqueting house, protected, I question whether he would ever have strook againe. I have been told the mother of Herbert tore -her hair at the report of her son's dishonour, who, I am confident, upon a like opportunity, would have ransom'd her own repute if she had not redeemed her coun try. In the meane lime the king was much troubled at this accident, not being able to ruminate upon the con sequence it might have produced without trembling ; nor could he refrain from letting fall sharp expressions against the insolency of the Scotch, and the folly of the English, whose bloud he pretended Jo indulge most both within and without him : but this he soone retracted, carrying such an awful reverence to his own couhtrimen, who had chastised him in his mother's belly, as he durst not displease them out of feare to find himselfe desert ed. 'It being past peradventure that he never looked upon the English as friends, the cause he rejoyced in no thing more than promoting excesse, by which he hoped to ruine nobility and gentry. But, however remote his affections were, he durst not but banish Ramsey the court ; a poor satisfaction for Herbert, that was left nothing to testify his manhood but a beard and children by the daughter of that last great Earle of Oxford, whose lady was brought to his bed under the notion of his mistris, and from such a virtuous deceit she is said to proceed." ~- Osborne's Traditional Memoirs, apud Secret History ofjamesl. Edinr. 181], S.vol. I. p. 218 — 226. , Tracts during the Commonwealth. a +,v d^r of his houses, and we not agree with him, nor let him be king again, we S 1 e tu 4d out or0ur' house, and tfc commons out of. their house ;. and then we S not have fa house to hide our heads in. Mark ye too, my lords, it must be to 1 nf hishouses near London. How d'ye like that? I am sure some of ye have no "ousesLa LoX, and ye thought to ma/e bold with his majesty's. S'death, I thought S housed him for that purpose, and will ye nowvgive over house-keeping ? ^Yousa ^w?e. there i.^ re«on to offer a treaty with him now than there walherSofore at Oxford and Uxbridge. Well, my lords, you may do what youwilL sTnkme if I don't live and die with the house of commons ; I am for the state, ay : b ut if£ will undo yourself with reason, I cannot help it ; you see the cavaliers have undone themselves with it already. And if ye will beggar yourselves with it too, and kave me to keep house here by myself, you may. You know the house of commons, and I are all one; and if you leave the house of peers to me and two or three more, the commons' house and ours will soon be all one too. Hang reason then, will you provoke the state, and leave my company for a little reason ? you know whither my Lord of Holland is gone for his reason, and what is become of my Lord trancis and the rest, and where his majesty is with all his reason, and where am I that have reason ? You talk of treating at Oxford and Uxbridge. Tis true his majesty baffled us with reason • but how hath he prospered after it ? I believe it never did any body any good ; and I am sure though we had no reason to get the better, yet we got the better with no reason : And therefore because we thrived so well then without reason, I think 'tis wisely done to deal without reason ever since. And so, my lords, I think I have tickled you for all your reasons against our sending the three propositions before a treaty. Now, my lords, in the next place, I'll prove the propositions themselves to be so rea sonable' that I know you will never trust to your own reasons again. What though they are unreasonable, yet they are not so, if I keep to my former distinction, that is> not according to reason of state, but the state's reason ; for, seeing a treaty would quite undo the state, sure it is all the reason in the world they should propound things out of reason, on purpose to prevent treating. Therefore I will maintain the first proposi tion is most reasonable that the king should recall all proclamations and declarations against us, and well he escapes so too ; for I am sure he slandered us sufficiently with a matter of truth, though he called us out of our names : S'death, which of us all are rebels and traitors? Do I look like one ? What, am I a Faux or a Catesby ? I am sure I had no hand in this last powder-plot; nor the first neither : I scorn to be a traitor, ay ; damme, what ! Declarations and proclamations to cut off our heads, and not re call them? You may choose whether you will have them recalled or no ; but, sink me, I will have them recalled. What ! shall our heads be fitted with an iron cap case, and set a sunning these dog-days upon the top of the house here to spoil our complexions? Damme, we must all come to it if we be rebels and traitors : traitor then in his face, if he will not recall his proclamations ; for they will make us traitors in spite of our teeth, if we do not make them treason against the state. What though the house of commons have made us traitors in many things in spite of our teeth, I hope the state may do any thing and be no treason : therefore I say these proclamations are treason against the state, and so not to recall them is to be a traitor against the state. But the cavaliers say if the king recalls them, then he makes himself and them to-be traitors ; and all the reason in the world, believe me ; for, do what we can, we cannot make them traitors ; why then should not he make them so to our hands ? For I am sure we use them like traitors ; and one had better be traitors, I think, than used- so. But they are stubborn fellows ; their shoulders are broad enough to bear any thing, and therefore the state hath reason to make them the traitors. I remember when they proclaimed my Lord of Essex a traitor, and my Lord Say here a traitor, and all that stuck to them, traitors; I am sure I stuck to them close, and yet, I think, we are never Miscellaneous Tracts. §5 the worse traitors for being proclaimed. What's -a proclamation ? I am sure there are some of the state that have torn his majesty's proclamations. How can they be traitors then? But I will tell you, my lords, who are the traitors. The king's evil counsellors are the traitors; for they never left him till we shut him up close prisoner, and put them away. We are the king's great council now ; what, though we will not let him come among us, yet I am sure we are his best council ; for we save him a great deal of trouble, and dispatch all things for him without a hearing, and so,, I hope, we shall, dispatch him too, if he will not recall. Judge then, my lords, whether he had not best recall his proclamations. Now for the second proposition for settling of church government ; there is all the reason in the world for it ; for, I say, every tub ought to stand upon its own bottom. Why, then, should not the church of England be settled upon a Scotch bottom ? Here's such a deal ado about a church and religion ! I tell you plainly, my lords, I am an independent; I love it better than presbytery; and yet, I.tfiink, they are both but a tale of a tub : but, howsoever, it is an ill tub that hath no bottom : therefore, my lords, I keep my first saying, the church will never be settled till every tub stands upon its own bottom. Judge you then whether I am not fit to be a reformer. The assembly - says we must not reform according to the word of God. For my part, I never trouble myself to read a word of it; and yet you know I am an assembly-man. What need I read the word of God when I keep a chaplain to read it ? Besides, they say the reading of it would spoil my oaths, and I'll not leave one word of my oaths for all the word of God : but I am willing to be rid of my Scotch oath, because they say 'tis taken out of the word of God, and it may be so for ought I know. But yet I would fain keep the covenant, because it has kept many of us these hard times, and because it keeps the bishops away from us. I cannot abide bishops, they have so much learning and an tiquity. I hate surplices too ever since Mr Henderson preached it up for the whore of Babylon's smock. It seems he had taken it up often, for he had many a bout with her (as Mr Sedgwick says) now and anon too. But hang the whore of Babylon; she is an old whore, and I am an old man, I thank God, but I cannot abide old whores ; nor you neither, my lords, I hope. Therefore judge you whether his majesty ought not to settle church government presently, that all old whores may be excommunicated. As for our third proposition for the settling of the militia, I know not well what to say to it. This militia is a hard word, and so is public faith ; but yet the citizens made a shift to swallow it. The devil's in their guts, they will down with any thing these hard times : and they will down with militia too, if we would let them. Sure it is a very hard u ord ; for we have much ado to make his majesty part with it, and we are as loth to part with it as his majesty. But, I think, we have made him part with it in spite of his teeth. What though he will not give it us? We have it already ; and we are fools, I think, if we do not keep it. What, take away our arms ! Does he think to make the state cross the cudgels, and be popish again ? The state shall order Colonel Hammond to trip up his heels first; and if he cannot do it, Rolph shall go and make him kick up his heels. He is a member of the state's militia; he may doit, damme, he may ; for nobody that I see dares questipn him. Judge you then whether his ma jesty had not as good let. us cut his throat with the militia as without it. And so, my lord, I think the three propositions are very reasonable, and that you will never trouble the state with any more reasons against them". Now, my lords, for the city's petition here before us, I have but one word more to -say. I say their petition is worse than your reasons. They would have a treaty too> and no propositions ; but they are not half so mannerly to the state as your lordships ; for you give reasons, but they bring not a word of reason that I can .understand ; and yet they will have no nay to a treaty. Hang them, rascals; it is to save their purses; they had rather save their purses than themselves or the state: but, damme, their. 86 Tracts during the Commonwealth. purses and they are both reprobates, and therefore, I say, the state must damn them both. It is possible in time the state may hang them for all their services : I do not mean the aldermen in their own chains, for the troopers will find other ware for execu tion : and well they deserve it ; for the poor army hath taken the pains to conquer the kingdom and them too; and yet the churls are so miserable they never could find in their hearts to give them as much as one meal of thanksgiving ; therefore, I think, .after their cold breakfast before Colchester, they had best come and fall aboard upon the city ; I am sure they have some friends here that will bid them welcome. Skippon hath a thousand horse for that purpose ; and I think they will help pretty well to fetch recruits out of these dogged fellows of the city, and keep out a personal treaty. Then mark, my lords, they will have this treaty to be in London ; no other place will serve them to have the king in but London : I thought they had kings at London enough already; but they will have King Charles; this is a malignant word if you put God to it; for it is the cavaliers word, and I am for neither. I hope, my lords, you will be so too, and not turn cavaliers now at last; for what should we do with King Charles? Which of us can look him in the face? Damme, I think you have as little reason to treat with him as I. Well, my lords, I have spoken my mind. I pray you do not order the printing of my speech, for I would not have every body know my mind before myself. I should speak oftener if I might be less in print ; for a speech in print is near kin to learning, and I hate learning. I hate a king; I hate King Charles. Do you so too, and let's love one another, and be obedient to the state ; for, damme, sink me, and ram me nine miles into the bottom of a hedge, we are un done if we do not make slaves of the city, and keep off a personal treaty. Gradus Simeonis ; or, the First Fruits of Philip, Earl of Pembroke and Montgomery, &c> sometimes Knight of the Garter, and now Knight of Berkshire ; presented in a learned speech, upon the Day of his ascending down into the Lower House of Commons. In the first Year of the Lords Freedome. TllockeC— StaDCe' WhiCh SaVC "^ t0 thC {ollowinS j^ d'esprit, is thus adverted to by White- " April 16, 1649- Upon the derfth of Sir Francis Pile, knight of the shire for Berks, a writ issued out for a new election and the sheriff returned the Earl of Pembroke, with all h s tUles to be chosen knight of the shue for Berks, prim* impresses. The house approved of the e ection and admitted the earl a member of the house of commons, and his lordship, attended bv munv ~- ST3m ' ^ ieCeiVed mt° thE h0USC WUh glCat reSPCCt ''-WhitblocTe's^S " S9£" *?• For an honour t0 the Earls of Pembroke, and of Salisbury, and of the Im-H H™ . rA of Escr.gge, members of the house of commons, ordered, That they^X s t hi all cl^XP« of which they were before the lords' house was dissolved."- Ibid, p. 4I0 committees Master Speaker, and worthy fellow-members, I am now advanced it,tn ih* i„, house; and am glad I can ,a/unto you (as ^a^mmZl^^S^J^ Miscellaneous Tracts. 87 house) " Behold your Knight." I am not ashamed to be a knight; my father was a knight before me ; and why may not a, man be a knight after he is a lord as well as before ? I am the first knight that ever you made. Who should make knights but you that have the sword ? I am a knighl of your making, and I hope I am a knight of Gods making. I was born a knight, and now I am chosen a knight. Why should we be not twice knights as well as twice children ? The presbyterian parliament made me a knight errant ; I was then a knight of all shires. I think they were the great levellers ; for they brought me down to be a spaniel, or pack-horse : they could find no use for me but to fetch and carry. I had Hobson's choice, either be a Hobson or nothing. I was then a plain ordinary post; but I thank God you have made me a knight o' th' post. Mr Speaker, I have been Knight o' th' Bath, and Knight o' th' Garter, and all man ner of knights : I have been dubd so often, that I am now fain to wear a periwig. You may dub me what you will but a Lord Capel : I would be any thing but a saint or a martyr. Mr Speaker, I am not very good at speeches ; but I had rather make twenty i' th' lower house than one upon the scaffold. Mr Speaker, reformation goes backward, and crabs go backward ; all things go back ward, and why should not I go backward ? Now is the time o' th' year (you know) for lobsters. I had rather have gone forward-, but we must all go that way the devil drives. I would still be growing, though it be downwards. Why should not old lords,. as well as old men, be cows-tails ? I was always a dunce, you know ; I used to learn my lessons over again i' th' horn-book ; and why may I not do it so i' th' heraulds^book ? For a lord to turn knight, is only to wear his coat the wrong side out. It's a hard world now; lords may be forced to turn their cloathes. Had I not been a knight, I must have been nothing. I was (I knew) at a losse in my lordship, and I learnt of my hounds to hunt counter and cast about. Would you not have me (Mr Speaker) have as much wit as a hound? None took me for a lord, but only some silly people like my selfe. I am sure on't, I have nothing to shew for it but a star ; a horse, for ought I knew, was as noble a beast as my self; a star is but a star, whether it be worn in ones fore head or upon ones shoulders. If there was an Earle of Pembroke, 'twas my cloak was- guilty, not I. I ne're was so much a gentleman but only while I swore. Since I left my oathes, God confound me, I am no more noble than any colonel i' th' army.. All my titles of honour were but nick-names to me; my long bill only made me a wood cock, and now I have a short one, 'twill perhaps make me but an owle. My name' was so long, I had much ado to remember it. What profit do titles bring in ? 'Tis a far deal better, I hope, to be knight of a shire, then a knight of a garter ; and a rope with- Gregory1 at it would become me as well (I think) as a blew ribbon with a George. Mr Speaker, I have been sick o' th' nobility e'er since my Lord of Holland wore a night-cap. Pray God a man may be a knight in quiet. I can as well ride with two horses as six. He go on foot, or any thing, rather than be carted with one. God dam me, Mr Speaker, I was curst (I think) to be made an earl. The devil did it to have me beheaded, and I had rather be hanged, if I must die; that's a dog's death, (Mr Speaker,) and you know I love dogs. I would I had been a brewer, or a cobler, or any thing but a lord. Mr Speaker, pray move it that Michael Oldsworth may be Earl of Pembroke ; I have been lord long enough a conscience. Michael, is a man of understanding ; Pem broke and Montgomery may be Welsh for ought I know. He has made me a knight -r and what can I do lesse than make him a lord ? He made me a presbyterian, and he 1 Gregory was the Jack Ketch of the day. 88 Tracts during the CommohWakh, made me a visitor ; and now he has made me as good a member as himself. He makes my speeches; and I think I have as good speeches made for me as any lord i' th' king dom.. He can make me an independent, or a leveller, or any thing as occasion serves. ¦God dam me, he is the best maker that e'er I had. Mr Speaker, I was once i' th' Tower, you know, and must have gone to Tower- Hill but for him ; and what a mad earl should I have made with my head off ! Some say, I am none of the wisest now it's on; I have been alive this seven years, and you know many a wiser man than I hath gone to pot: They talke'of the bishop and deputy; but and if they were wise, I thank God I am a fool. All religion .is good, (Mr Speaker,) and why should not all kinds of religions be good too? We cannot have too much religion; and how can we have too many? I loved the Common-Prayer; the Letanie served me for swearing. I love presbyterie too; you know that brought the covenant ; and we had no swearing a long while before. I love the independent too. Why should we not have a pack of religions as well as a pack of dogs ? I hope both presbyter and independent will concur and agree , a man may. be both, I think, as well as either of them. I can be any thing, and I can be nothing, in a parliamentary way. Though I am a poor Christian, I thank God I am a contented one. I can be a lord when I can ; and I can be a knight when I otherwise chuse : I am not such a fool, but that in these times I can be a changeling too. Mi chael Oldsworth ' will instruct me ; and I am not such fool neither but to do as I am bid. If there should be a king again, I shall, perhaps, be begg'd for a fool ; but till then I am not such a fool as to be a beggar. I'le be a leveller, so I may keep my own estate : we shall not be levellers, I hope (Mr Speaker) among ourselves. Mr Speaker, I think I can vote as well as any man : though I am a goose I can cackle. Michael Oldsworth and I shall carry it whate're it be: when he opens I shall gape, I warrant ; and I hope we are enough to set the rest a yawning. I hate division ; when I am hunting I love a "full cry, I am no stragler ; I shall never leave • you till you turn me away. I had not left the house of lords, had it not left being a house of lords. 'Twas all a poor cobweb could do, to hang till the house was blown up. Had I hung any longer, I might have been hang'd for ought I know. But I can be a cobweb, Mr Speaker, i' th' lower house as well as in the upper. A cobweb may be any where but in Westminster-Hall. The upper house has been visited as well as Oxford ; there are more earls of Pembroke (it seems) beside my self. Faux had like to have blown it up ; but hang him, traytor s he would not have done it in a parliamentary way. In a parliamentary way, I say : I'le speak no treason, Mr Speaker ; that's as bad as flinging standashes. I could never see Faux his head, God forgive me, but mine aked presently. I do what 1 can to keep it on ; and yet 1 am afraid, one time or other, 'twill be loose i' th' hilts. 'Tis a scurvv one ' but 'tis better then none. Should I want my head, how should I do to wear a penwie? Let 'em take my arms, so they leave my head safe ; let 'em take Pembroke and Mont gomery so they leave Philip and Herbert; and let'em take them too, so they leave" me. I do not stand upon names: my good name was gone long ago; and vet I thank- God I am alive and keep hounds still. One may be a parliament-man, I hone with, out a name, and a knight without a name. l ' I shall do excellent well in a representative. I know I can sit as like an imao> (though I say't Master Speaker) as the best i' th' house. I shall sit still till vou make a new oath : a fresh oath, Mr Speaker, in my judgment, Would do very well • but I would have it contrary to all, for only variety is pleasing to all men. ' 'His lordship's steward,- who appearsto have had the management as well of the earl as of his estate, Vt„ t:Si^:\iz:^' ihe Governor of pembroke and Mont«> and » Said x&ir^s* £ Miscellaneous Tracts. gg And now, Mr Speaker, that I am speaking of oaths, I remember when I was sent by your order to undoe the university of Oxford, according to the duty of my place, which I hold there as chancellor, I met with some troublesome scholars, which talked to me of conscience ; they could not swear and forswear themselves (forsooth) because of conscience ; their conscience, they said, wouldnot suffer them. Mr Speaker, my first motion therefore to this honourable house is, that it may be put to a vote, whether or no there be any such thing as conscience ; or, if there be, that then an act may be made by this house, that no man may be allowed to keep a good conscience but the wicked cavaliers. For, alas ! Mr Speaker, this conscience is good for nothing but to make a man a beggar. Would I have been troubled with it, I had been as poore as any o' th' kino's lords are now. 'Tis easier keeping two or three packs of dogs then one good conscience ; and yet oat-meale is very dear now, God knows. Mr Speaker, I hope 'tis not unlawful to keep dogs ; keeping dogs, Mr Speaker, is no swearing. ¦ I love dogs, and I love the parliament. I may love dogs, and yet not love kings. I must love dogs now, Mr Speaker, for else why was I chosen knight of Bark- shire ? * The last Will and Testament of the Earl of Pembroke. 1, Philip, late Earl of Pembroke and Montgomery, now knight for the county of Berks, being (as I am told) very weak in body, but of perfect memory, for I remem ber this time five years I gave the casting voice to dispatch old Canterbury ; and this time two years I voted ho address to be made to my master ; and this time twelve months saw him brought to the block : yet because death doth threaten and stare upon me, who still have obeyed all those that threatened me, I now make my last" will and testament. Imprimis. For my soul, I have heard very much of souls, but what they are, or whom they are for, God knows, I know not; they tell me now of another world, where I never was, nor do I know one foot of the way thither. While the king stood, I was of his religion ; made my son wear a cassock, and thought to make him a bishop. Then ' The following real anecdote, which took place during the treaty of Uxbridge, will enable the reader to estimate whether Pembroke is much wronged by the style of thinking and oratory imputed to him in these tracts : — " There happened a pleasant accident on one of those days, which were assigned for the matter of religion. The commissioners of both 'sides, either before their sitting or after their rising, entertaining themselves by the fire-side, as they sometimes did, it being extremely cold, in general and casual discourses, one of the king's commissioners asked one of the other, with whom he had familiarity, in a low voice, * Why there was not, in their whole directory, any mention of the Creed and Ten Commandments, and so little of the Lord's Prayer, which is the only one recommended ?' The Earl of Pembroke, overhearing this discourse, answered aloud, and with his usual passion, ' That he and many others were very sorry that they had been left out ; that the putting them in had cost many hours debate in the house of commons, and that at last the leaving them out had been carried by eight or nine voices, and so they did not think fit to insist upon the addition of them in the house of peers ; but many were afterwards troubled at it, and he verily believed, if it were to do again, they should carry it for the inserting them all ;' which made many smile to hear that the Creed and Ten Commandments had been put to the -vote and rejected, and many of the others were troubled and out of countenance with the reason the good lord had given for the exclusion."— Clarendon, vol. II. p. 452. VOL. VII. M go Tracts during the Commonwealth. came the Scots, and made me a presbyterian; and since Cromwell entered I have been an independent. These, I believe, are the kingdom's three estates, and if any of these can save a soul, I may claim one ; therefore, if my executors do find I have a soiil, I give it to him to give it me. 3 Item. I give my body, for I cannot keep it, you see the chirurgeon is tearing off my flesh, therefore bury me, (I have church-lands enough,) but do not lay me in the church-porch, for I was a lord, and would not be buried where Colonel Pride was born. 'Item. My will is, that I have no monument, for then I must have epitaphs and verses ; but all my life long I have had too much of them. Item. I give my dogs (the best curs that ever man laid leg over) to be divided among my council of state. Many a fair day have I followed my dogs, and followed the state both night and day ; went whither they sent me ; sat where they bid me, sometimes with lords, sometimes commons, and now can neither go nor sit : yet, whatever be comes of me, let my poor dogs not want their allowance, nor come within the ordi nance of one meal a week. Item. I give two of my best saddle-horses to the Earl of Denbigh, for I fear ere long his own legs will fail him ; but the tallest and strongest in all my stables I give to the academy for a vaulting-horse for all lovers of virtue. All my other horses I give to the Lord Fairfax, that when Cromwell and the states take away his commission, his lordship may have some horse to command. Item. I give my hawks to the Earl of Carnarvan ; his father was master of hawks to the king, and he was so like his father that I begged his wardship, lest he in time should do so by me. Item. I give all my deer to the Earl of Salisbury, who, I know, will preserve them, because he denied the king a buck out of one of his parks. Item. I give my chaplains to the Earl of Stamford, in regard he never used to have any but his son, the Lord Grey, who, being both spiritual and carnal, may beget more monsters. Item. I give nothing to the Lord Say, which legacy I give him hecause I know he will bestow it on the poor. Item. To the countesses (my sister and my wife) I now give leave to enjoy their estates ; but my own estates I give to my eldest son, charging him, on my blessing, to follow the advice of Michael Oldsworth, for though I have had 30,000/. per annum yet I die not m debt above 80,000/. • v ' Item. Because I threatened Sir Henry Mildmay, but did not beat him, I eive fiftv pounds to the footman that cudgelled him. J Item My will is, that the said Sir Harry shall not meddle with my iewels I knew h.m when he served the Duke of Buckingham ; and since how he handled the state jewels ; for both which reasons I do now name him, The Knave of Diamonds. Item To Tom May (whose pate I broke heretofore at a mask) I give five shilliuffs shiHinl'too rouch"^ ^ '^ hU hiSt°ry °f the Parl'anieDt thi°k five ' Pembroke was Lord High Chamberlain to Charles I., and, as mentioned in a former note, broke Mav the historian's head with his staff of office. It is probable that his violent demeauour, in the exercise of his offlr? Znt6 fff °7letchers r dicu!e when describing that of Calianax, in the Maid's S^EThJ in office' temper, talent, and poorness of spirit, exactly resembles Pembroke. « Would he were her!,' ^avs the deouS ^Lor^Pembroke'spffice rehired some r^^^i^^^S^^^ Thomas May, who underwent the rude repulse mentioned in the text, was a man of talents. He tran- Miscellaneous Tracts. g \ Item. To the author of the libel against ladies, (called News from the Exchange,) I give three-pence for inventing a more obscene way of scribbling than the world yet knew; but, since he throws what is rotten and false on divers names of unblemished honour, I leave his payment to the footman that paid Sir Harry Mildmay's arrears, to teach him the difference 'twixt wit and dirt, and to know ladies that are noble and chaste from downright roundheads. Item. I give back to the assembly of divines their classical, provincial, congrega tional, national; which wards I have kept at my own charge above seven years, but plainly finding they will never come to good. Item. As I restore other men's words, so I give Lieutenant-General Cromwell one word of mine, because hitherto he never kept his own. Item. To all rich citizens of London, to all preshyterians as well as cavaliers, I give advice to look to their own throats ; for, by order of the state, the garrison at White hall have all got poniards, and for new lights have bought dark-lanthorns. Item. I give all my printed speeches to these persons following, viz. That speech which I made in my own defence, when the seven lords were accused of high-treason, I give toSerjeant Wild, that hereafter he may know what is treason and what is not ; and the speech I made extempore to the Oxford scholars, I give to the Earl of Man chester, speaker, pro tempore, to the house of peers before its reformation, and chan cellor, pro tempore, of Cambridge University since its reformation. But my speech at my election, (which is my speech without an oath,) I give to those that take the en gagement, because no oath hath been .able to hold them. AU my other speeches (of what colour soever) I give to the academy, to help Sir Balthazar's Art of well Speak ing. Item. I give up the Ghost. Concordat cum Qrigingji. Nathaniel Brent; Codicil. Before his Lordship gave his last Legacy, he mentioned other Particulars, but his Sense and Words grew so independent, that they could not make forth into perfect Legacies ; yet we have thought fit to write what he spoke, which was in haec verba :— Item. I give 's death, I am very sick, and my memory fails me : sink me if I can remember what I have else to give. I have troubled my mind with things of this world; but who the devil thought death had been so near ? Ah! what is that? Now it is at my bed's feet, all bloody. Murder ! murder 1 call up my men. Oldsworth ! where a plague are ye all? 1 am well holp-up to have such comforters. What, was it but a cat ? A pox mew ye, do you take a lord for a mouse ? Soho, soho ; there, there, O brave Towler ! Plague on that cat .' Couple him to Royster. Come to bed, sweet heart ; come, duck, come. — Pox rot ye all ! where is my coach ? My lord-mayor hath staid at Guildhall this two hours. That cock is worth a king's ransom ; he runs, he runs — a thousand pound to a bottle of hay. Rub, rub, rub— a pox rub — a hundred thousand rubs. Stteatb, my bowel is bewitched, it has no more bias than a pudding. I'll to the house, and remove the obstructions for sale of the king's goods. Damn me, there it is again ; ah ! a man without a head ! Speak, what art thou ? S'death, canst slated Lucan, wrote several tragedies, an original poem on the exploits of Edward III., and a .prase history o the Long Parliament, to which he was secretary. He died in l6"52. His official situation as clerk to the par liament drew upon him the satire in the text. g2 Tracts during the Commonwealth. speak without a head? ' And there, with lawn sleeves ! comes just upon me, beckons me * Ah ! another yet, all in purple !— my own master ! I beseech your majesty let me'kiss your hand. No, blood! blood! oh I am undone! Help! help !-why, Olds worth • oh, where are ye all ? Is this a time to stop your noses ? Call up my chaplains. Where' is Caldicut? Pray, good Caldicut, pray, pray; plague consume you, why do ye not pray?-— Concordat cum Originah. Nathaniel Brent. Bibliotheca Parliamenti. Libri Theologici, Politici, Historici, qui prostant venales in Vico vulgo vocato Little-Britain. Classis secunda. Done into English for the Assem bly of Divines. Anno Domini 1653. This curious little tract is well defined in the Censura Literaria, as " a bold and pertinent attack on the hypocritical leaders during the time of the commonwealth. The works assigned are found ed on the leading features of each distinguished character, with an inventive appropriation of considerable humour to amuse the secret royalists." — Censura Literaria, vol. Vll.p. 421. Books to be sold in LittWBrittaine. Exotio Negotium, the Art of Picking of Straws in this grand Vocation, by the late Members of the late Parliament. 3 2. 'EhcKpfoc , Newburn-Heath, an excellent Poem in Praise of one Pair of Legs, written by Sir Henry Vane, Junior. 4 3. The Hermaphrodite, or Half Souldier, teaching the, Posture of Fighting with the Word and the Sword, as it was held forth to an Assembly of Saints in the new Artillery Ground, by Philip Skippon. s 4. muph ax/rW, or the Gravel-pit, cleering the Difference betwixt a Wife and an Handmaid, learnedly disputed by Sir Whimsey Mildmay. 5. Cervisia Coccina, The Art of turning Leather into Scarlet, by Colonel Thomas Pride.5 6 Critka Sacra, wherein against all Contradiction is proved, that the Place which saith the Saints are cloathed in white Rayment, must hereafter be read, in Red Coats: by Vavasor Powel. 7 * The Earl of Strafford. * Archbishop Laud. 3 An insult upon their being superseded by Cromwell. « Sir Henry Vane, junior, however bold as a politician, was devoid of personal courage, and fairly fled at the skirmish at Newburn ; yet he died with great fiimness. 5 Serjeant- Major Skippon, a rough nonconformist. He was bred a soldier in the Low Countries, and distin guished himself during the civil wars, by the state of discipline to which he brought the trained-bands of Lon- » M°l0Del- P"de rose from a brewer's servant to be a military commander of some eminence. Most of the soldiery under Cromwell being independents, had the gift of exposition, prayer, and preaching. 2 Miscellaneous TractSi 93 7. Inverecundus Machus, or the Sin of Adultery made plain in a Midnight Dialogue by Mr Scot. 8. Nova Virga, A new Art of measuring Cloth by the Sword, by Hugh Peters. 9. rsvfivirtK^i, or the Sowre Saint, being a Cluster of Grapes from a withered Vine, by Colonel Robert Tichburn. 10. Loves Masterpiece, a new History, both naturall and divine, wherein is set forth to the Life, the Loves of Mrs Fenton and the Parson of Dulidge, &c. worthy the Peru- sall of all ingenious Spirits ; to be sold at the Horns in Pauls Church-yard. 11. Pseudo Propheta, or the Pittifull Parliament, by George Withers, the pittifull Poet.' 12. Excors Redivivus, An exact and true History of the Victories obtained by the right valiant Sir James Harrington, wherein is also shown his Wisdom in running away from his Whore, by Joshua Sprig. * 13. Semivir, or the zealous Pander, written by Sir Gilbert Pickering, with Addition of Fructification, by an eminent Major in the Army. 3 14. Chiromantia, The baudy Language of the Hand and Fingers, invented and found out by Sir Harry Mildmay, whilst he was Pimp to the Duke of Buckingham, and now lately reprinted at the Desire and for the Use of Mrs Lambert. * 15. Legenda Nigra, or an exact Catalogue of the new Councell of State; by O. Crom- wel. 16. 'op3-«\«oc «Va.«c, or the single Eye and Double-Dealer, shewing the Reason why Col. Hewson hath a double Conscience, because he hath but one Eye. 17. The Ginger-bread Prophet, or the Akhoran of Oliver Mahomet, explained and expounded by Hugh Peters, late Pastor to a hunger-starved Flock at Salem, in New. England. s 18. Icon Animarum, or the Jumping of Wits, in the Production of John Taylor the Water Poets Nonsense upon Sense, and the late Parliaments Act of Indemnity both on a Day. 19. Coriatus junior, or the Wandering Jew, by Miles Corbet. 20. The Rebellion, a Tragedy lately acted at Whitehall, by the Rebels of this Age, to be sold at the Bible and States Armes, in Little Britain. 2 1 . Tl*£ve liberty to be as ^O^ZIZ^A of pbysieian, and ehirnrgians be forthwith sent to the Portugal ambassadours, most of them lying sick of the pox. 2lAn Act forbidding any one to stamp the Lord Generals Image in Ginger-bread, lest the Valour of it should bite the Children by the Tongues. Cases of Conscience. 1. Whether Balaam's beating his oWne ass were a sufficient warrant for the footman'* cudgelling Sir Harry Mildmay. ' fi.ii.- 2? Whether Cromwel hath not gotten a patent for brimstone, which makes his nose s fiery, and tiffanies so seldom worn. 3. Whether when the parliament go to assemble in hell, they will not go neer to make that a common-wealth. - , 4. Whether Bradshaw deserves not the place of a president again, there hardly being his president in all the world for his villanies. 5. Whether the text in Mat. 25. 41. belongs not to our state, where it is said, " De part from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels." 6. Whether Mr Caryl can ever be as poor as Job, whilst he is twice paid for his ex positions. 7. Whether the Earl of Pembroke did not do like old Philip's own son, when he part ed with his honour, in purchasing a membership in the everlasting parliament. * 8. Whether the committee of dashers Hall do not torment men almost as bad as the devill did Job. 3 9. Whether Prideaux being degraded of his parliament-trade, may not be looked upon as a meer post. 10. Whether there was not an iron-monger spoil'd when Harry Walker was made a -priest, and whether he, being a priest, can tell what stands for pillory in Hebrew.4 11. Whether it were mutton or veale Hugh Petsrs cheapned of the butchers wife at White-Chappel. 1 2. Whether to obey God and the new councel of state are not inconsistent. 13. Whether Mr Knowls was not out the last fast day when he brought a scripture out of the first Epistle of Jude. 14. Whether it was not policy in Cromwel, in pardoning the prisoners in Newgate, most of them being his own souldiers. 1 This anecdote of Sir Harry Mildmay's life is alluded to in the preceding tract, entitled the Last Will and ' Testament of the Earl of Pembroke. 1 Philip, the old Earl of Pembroke and Montgomery, the subject of so much ridicule in the preceding tracts, -died in January, 1649, and his son Philip, afterwards the fifth earl, waving the obnoxious privileges, of his rank as a peer, continued to sit in the House of Commons, of which he was a member when his father died.— White- locke's Memorials, p. 423. 3 The committee of sequestrations, who settled upon what compositions the cavaliers should be re-admitted to possession of their estates, sate at Haberdashers'-hall. *'Henry Walker the iron-monger, was a pragmatical citizen, who threw in King Charles I.'s coach, a pamphlet entitled, " To your Tents, O Israel." — See more of him, vol. iv. p. 438. He must be distinguished from Toby Walker, a special agent of Cromwell, who rose from being a basket-maker to command a regiment, was the principal person who broke into the king's cabinet, and ransacked his papers after the battle of Naseby, and is sometimes -supposed to have been the masked executioner of 30th January, 1648. Yet in one respect their fates resembled each other, for both Henry and Tobias were pilloried. Miscellaneous Tracts. qj T5. Whether White-Hall may not be properly called a den of thieves. 16. Whether the countenances of Miles Corbet and Mr Gurden do not speak their mothers to be Blackmoors, and their fathers Jews. 17. Whether we have not gotten a bTessed change, an everlasting parliament meta morphosed into an everlasting army. 18. Whether when Harry Martin moved the house to take down bells, it were not that he would beg the ropes to make him, bands of, they so well become him. 19. Whether our Saviour's riding into Jerusalem upon an asses fole. were any more than a type of our deliverer Cromwell's riding into his throne upon the backs of 120-- asses, to be elected out of the severall counties for that purpose. 20. Whether Alderman Atkins his imbecility had ever been found out, if Sir Walter Earl had not smelt it. 21. Whether Cromwell- be not-air ahscrlnte- hater of images; since he hath defaced. God's in his own countenance. * FINIS. * Dryden expresses a different opinion of Cromwell's physiognomy, which appears, from less suspicious evidence than either the satirist or eulogist, to have been striking though coarse. "Tis true, his countenance did imprint an awe, And naturally all souls to his did bow, As wands' of' divination downward draw, And point to beds where sovereign gold doth grow. - Heroic1 Stanzas to the Memory of 0. Cromwell. But Sir Philip Warwick hath given us an idea of the manner and figure of CromWell more striking than even the excellent coins of Simon. " The first time that ever I took notice of him, was in the very beginning of the parliament held in November, 1640, when I vainly thought myself a courtly young gentleman, (for we courtiers valued ourselves much upon our good cloaths,) I came one morning. into the house well clad, and perceived a gentleman speaking whom I knew not, very ordinarily apparelled, for it was a plain cloath suit, which seemed to have been made by an ill country taylor; his linen was plain and not very clean ; and I remember a speck or two of blood upon bis little band, which was not much larger than his collar ; his hat was without a hat-band ; his stature was of a good size ; his sword stuck close to his side, his countenance swoln and reddish, his voice harsh and untunable, and his eloquence full of fervour, for his subject matter would not bear much of reason, it being in behalf of a servant of Mr Prynnes, who had dispersed li bells against the queen for her dancing, and such like innocent and courtly sports : and he aggravated the imprisonment of this man by the council table unto that height, that one would have believed the very government itself had been in great danger by it. 1 sin cerely profess, it lessened very much my reverence unto that great council, for he was very much hearkened unto. And yet I loved to see this very gentleman, whom, out of no ill will to him, I thus describe by multiplied successes (having had a better taylor and more converse among good company) in mine own eye, when for six weeks together I was a prisoner in his Serjeant's hands, and daily waited at VVhitehall, appear of a great and ma jestic deportment and comely presence."— •Memoires of the Reigne of Charles I. p. 248. VOL. VII. N 3« Tracts during the Commonwealth. The Acts and Monuments' of the late Rump, from the Time of their last Sessions, until the coming in of the Secluded Members. Printed in the Year 1660. This seems to have been written when the public abhorrence of the Rump was at the height, and before the dissolution of the Long Parliament. To the Reader. Courteous Reader, I have bestowed some pains in collecting the occurrences and proceedings of the late Rump ; but I perceive I am partly prevented, by a thing called the Proceedings, Votes, Resolves, of the late Half-Quarter Parliament : Yet, notwithstanding, I am re solved to proceed, in regard I had compacted, within the compass of one sheet of paper, all (and it may be more than all) the matter which the author of the aforesaid pamph let hath comprized in three sheets. Tlie Acts and Monuments of the Rump. Ordered, That one month's pay lie provided for the private soldiery, both horse and foot, and the rest of their arrears when they can get them. Ordered, That the excise and-customs shall be continued, and that they be improved to the best advantage of the commonwealth, since we are in great need of moneys. Resolved, That on the 5th of January the liouse will take into consideration the cases of absent members, and how to supply the places of those that are wanting ; pro vided that none of the members secluded in 1648 be admitted to sit in parliament. Ordered, That no forces shall be raised but by authority of this present parlia ment, provided that this vote extend not to the forces raised by General Mdnck, be cause we cannot help it. Resolved, That a committee be appointed to look into the act making it treason to levy money of the people without their consent in parliament, and to extenuate the force thereof m regard the parliament knew not well what they did when they passed Resolved, That the sum of 20000 pounds be forthwith borrowed of the city for the -use of the commonwealth, provided that they take the public faith for their security .Resolved, That the commissioners of the army take care for the recruiting of Dun kirk, before the Duke of York lays siege against it. Resolved, That a day ibe set apart for hypocritical humiliation for God's blessings to the parhament and that Mr Burgesse, Venning, and Jenkins, do assist in carrying on the work of cheating God and the world. ' ° Miscellaneous Tracts. 99 Resolved, That there he a declaration put forth in the name of the parliament, where in they do declare, that they will perfect the work by them begun, in settling the go vernment by way of a commonwealth and free-state, without a single person or house of peers ; and the nation shall have their annual representatives, provided that this pre sent parliament doth continue in being as long as any of them have a day to live. Likewise, they do declare, that they will countenance a pious and learned gospel- ministry, and uphold the maintenance of the same by tithes, until such time as they shall be able, by the help of the fanatic and sectarian party, to overthrow the church of God, both in its spiritual and temporal subsistence. They do further declare, that they will uphold the universities and schools of learn ing until they can fitly and conveniently ingross all their lands and incomes to their own proper use, and bring a cloud of ignorance over the whole nation. They do also consider the low ebb of trading in this nation; and in regard we are at enmity with all the world for their sakes, and do desire us to be patient a while, for that they are in hopes to surprise those golden mountains of the King of Spain's in the In dies, for all Oliver missed them, and then they will abundantly satisfy all the rich men in London, who cannot live upon their trades, but are forced to spend upon their stocks. Ordered, That all clerks and others, in whose hands were any of the letters, books, journals, and papers of the committee of safety, do bring them to the clerk of the par liament, that they may be called to an account for all money received during the time of the said committee of safety, for that we will have none to cheat the people but ourselves. Resolved, That Sir Robert Pye and Major Fincher be sent to the Tower for peti tioning the parliament for the public good. Ordered, That the council of state do take the office of postmaster into their hands, it having been formerly very beneficial to us, and all others that have from time to time oppressed the people. Ordered, That the lands of Sir George Booth, and all other delinquents and traitors, be forthwith sold, and divided amongst us the members of this present parliament, as a part of the recompence due unto us for our pains for the good of the three nations* Ordered, That Thomas Scott do receive all informations of private and public intel ligence, in regard he is so well versed rin the cunning, trapannings, and slignis of whores and bawds. Resolved, That the parliament doth justify and approve of the actions of General Monck, because they dare do no otherwise. Resolved, That there be a thousand ^pounds a-year settled on General Monck and his heirs for ever, and that this act be repealed as soon as we can send him. to the other world. Resolved, That General Monck do forthwith destroy the gates and portcullices of the city, to render himself odious in the sight of the people, that so we may the better destroy hirnr Resolved, That a. petition be preferred to the parliament, tendmg.neither to the glory of God nor good of the people, by Praise-God Barebones, in behalf of the many thou sands of the city of London and Westminster. Ordered, That qualifications be brought for the members that are to fill up the house, which were these following : 1 . That no cavaliers or son of a cavalier do sit in this house. 2. That no presbyterian, who is for a settlement in church or state, be admitted to sit in parliament. 3. That no man whatsoever that makes any conscience of violating oaths and protestations, shall sit in this house. 4 That all such as have purchased neither king's, bishops, deans, nor chapters lands, shall not be capable of sitting in parliament. 5. Whoever hath not had a hand in murdering the late king, a 00 Tracts during the Commonwealth. shall not be received as a member of parliament. 6. He that makes not religion a pretence to drive on his own particular designs of ambition and self-interest, shalLnot sit here. Lastly, All those that are not as arrant rogues as ourselves shall have nothing to do in this parliament. Ordered, That four aldermen, eight common-council-men, and twelve apprentices, be forthwith hanged to terrify the city, and keep them in obedience to the parlia ment. Ordered, That Dr Trigge, or some other most excellent quack-salver, do provide an Italian fig for General Monck, and that he be sent away in time (as was Essex before him) lest he obstruct and hinder our designs. Ordered, That Colonel John Lambert be proclaimed traitor, and his goods and lands to be confiscated, in case he doth not with all speed raise an army of sectaries for the , defence of the parliament. Ordered, That Charles Needham do still continue the state's news-monger,.notwithr standing his defection in the time of the committee of safety, since never a knave in London can manage the place so well. Resolved, That all heretics whatsoever, viz. quakers, anabaptists, &c. do provide themselves of musket and pike, with swords, daggers, and cut-throat knives, to murder all honest men who endeavour after order in church and state ; and in case the seclu ded members be brought into the house by General Monck (as 'tis to be feared they will) it is resolved that Thomas Scott do secretly furnish himself with horses, saddles, swords, pistols, holsters, colours, and other necessaries, for the raising of certain regi= ments of horse, for and in behalf of the parliament against Monck, the city, and seclu ded members : And that the said Thomas Scott do carry on his designs warily, foe fear of being discovered and carried to the Tower. Resolved, That all these resolves be forthwith printed and published. Tho. St. Nicolas, Clerk of the Parliament. A seasonable Speech, made by Alderman Atkins in the Rump- Parliament. Printed in the Year 1660. Alderman Atkins was a busy stickler for independencv and reniihlimmc™ „„ a *u ¦ • , by whose means the Rjip Parliament J^Se^TSSS' U^T^t^t the following and other loyal satires, that he hid, upon some occasion or otto Sen an 'J'T tunity for jests of no very savoury nature being passed upon him. S PP°r" Mr Speaker, After so many dispensations and outeoina-s of Provid^n^ ««. „ i , . . time relumed to St in this honourable hfu elLinf bit ho. 'Zl ~T„*F ^ beheve the wi« of uS all eannot teU: for thl s„Idie 2 ha°vl oftt^"^ Miscellaneous Tracts. 101 ments as boys do ninepins, to throw them down again. But how oft soever they turn us out hereafter, I shall never doubt to get in again ; for I perceive those changes and revolutions (as they call them) are just like casting of knaves at cards, where some play, and some sit out until the set be up, or the gamesters fall out and throw up their cards, and then they stand fair to get in again. But, notwithstanding so many inter ruptions and disturbances, many mighty and great works have been carried on by us worms and no men. You, sir, have a new wainscot chair, and our seats, that were but covered with mats when we came first to sit here, are now lined with good broad-cloth of 16s. a yard ; and the whole house is hanged in a better manner than any man ex pected. But this is not all that we have done, for we have reformed religion, and brought the church as nigh to what it was in the primitive times among Jews and Pagans as may be ; for the Christians have sold all they had long since, and laid it at our feet, and we begin once more to have all things in common. Beside, sir, we have done strange justice on the late tyrant, and transformed the kingdom into a common wealth, as Nebuchadnezzar was into a beast. But there is one thing that we have omitted, no less necessary than any thing that we have done, and which indeed the people have much more reason to expect from us ; for reformation, as well as charity, should begin at home. To hold forth my meaning in brief to you, sir, it is the cleansing of our own house of office ; and if that name be not mannerly enough for this place, it is in your own power to help it : for there is a spare name that hath been lately con ferred on this honourable house by the people, which was once called the house of par liament, as it is now the Rump. This name, in my opinion, we cannot better dispose of than in conferring it on the house I spoke of, that not only that, but all other houses of the same quality (of which ours is the representative) may in the right thereof hereafter be called a Rump, as being a name more proper and significant in regard of the relation it hath to that part. And truly, sir, I believe the wisdom and justice of this house can do no less, if you please but to consider the near and intimate corre spondence that house has ever held with this, as having ever been entrusted with the most urgent and weighty matters that we ever carried on, and so necessary, that I may boldly say, without that recourse which we have had to it in our greatest extremities, this house might have suffered for it many a time and oft. It is now, sir, as full as this honourable house was once of members, and as unuseful, until we take some course to empty it, as we did- this, which, I humbly conceive, we can by no means avoid : for, under favour, I do not think we can use this house as we did the house of lords, I mean vote it down, when it will serve our turn no longer ; no, this is a matter of a higher nature, and more weighty concernment j and as the difference is very great in reason of state, so is it also in point of conscience. For though it is true we engaged and swore to maintain the house of lords, yet we did it not after a right manner : for we read it was a custom among the Jews, when they made any solemn vow, to put their hands under one another's hams ; and if we had done so when we swore that, and kissed the book, I grant we had been bound in conscience to have upheld it longer than we did, I mean, longer than we had need of it : but we, quite contrary, held up our hands, and so are not bound to keep it otherwise than we took it, that is, hand over head; for, unless we differed from the Jews in other matters more than we do, I know no reason why we should in this. — But now I speak of the Jews, give me leave, by observing one passage in their history, to hold forth unto you the danger of sup pressing the aforesaid house. Saul, for want of such a convenience, going into a cave where David had hid himself, had like to have lost his life ; for if David had been one of us, I know what had become of Saul, he would rather have cut off his head than a piece of his coat, as I wonder he did not, since, being a prophet, he -might have made scripture of purpose to have proved him a tyrant and a traitor, as we did law to con demn the late king after he was put to death. But though David were wiser than his 102 Tracts during the Commonwealth. teachers, he was not so wise as we were ; 'tis true for his own ^^^^eZ to make the silly Philistines believe he was mad ; but I am mista kes * we h^ ™ outdone him that way too, and made the wisest think us so. But M^toUj mirnnv SuDDose sir the army should have occasion to give this nonouraDie nouse rPurge'again! youwould be loth it should work here ; and truly I do not know what X^To/have to avoid it, unless we should make use ^J^^^ assembly of divines lately sate, which, for my part, I like very well, if it were nearer and Certain y they have no reason to take it ill, for it is according to the example of the bestSmedy churches. And I know no reason why we may not as well sit there, and makesour faces at our own ^E^^^^^^^lhSZ wealth. For mine own part (did not the common good provoke me to it) I have as httle reason to speak as another, and perhaps less ; for my breeches are made close at the knees, and sS better fitted against a mischance. Beside I know the worst of it ; for 1 believe you have often heard what I have suffered in the service of my country. But let that pass, though it were the worse for my reputation and my breeches, it was the better for my body and my soul too, for I have edified much by it. 1 is true, the boys hold their noses, and cry fogh, when they see me in the streets ; but, what of _ that ? A wise man knows how to make an advantage of the greatest disasters, and so have 1 done. For there was a time (Mr Speaker) when this honourable house had like to have been a foul house; and when was that? Truly it was when the 'prentices came hither to shew us one trick more than ever we taught them: Then did I take this worship ful chain off my neck, and very politically put it in my cod-piece ; for I know well enough, that no body in this town, where I am so well known, would venture to look for it there ; and I was not mistaken, for here you see 1 have it still. The same thing I did at another time, and that was, when (as you may well remember) a piece of plaister falling from the roof, some of the members cried treason, and many made haste to get out of the house as fast as they could ; * so did not I, no, sir, I resolved to stay by it ; and therefore, having put my chain in my cod-piece, I crept under the bench in this very place where I now sit, and there I lay close, until I heard some that were near me say, they smelled gun-powder ; but then I knew it was a mistake* and so it proved indeed : But if it had been otherwise, no danger should have made me forsake my duty. No, sir, I have been so faithful to this house, and so constant to my principles, that I have not changed so much as my seat since the happy, beginning of this parliament. In this very place did then I sit; on both sides of me sate two members, that afterwards proved malignants; for they took snuff at something that fell from me in my zeal to the cause, and ran to Oxford to the king ; their estates are long since sold, for which the commonwealth may thank me : For verily, sir, I have not been altogether an unprofitable member, according to my talent, and the dispen* sation of what was in me ; for my bowels have been often poured out for the prospe rity of this house; and, I hope, my conversation hath held forth so much of the in ward man, as may be sufficient to satisfy the well-affected, by whom I am intrusted. And as for my back-biters, I forgive them freely ; alas, they hurt themselves, and not me; for if they get any thing by dealing with me that way, they must have good luck; Sir, I have used the more freedom with you, because I have some pretence to your pardon : for I believe you have often observed, that when any thing has fallen from any of my fellow-members that the house has resented, it has presently been laid to my charge, and I have always taken it upon me freely ; for I shall never refuse to serve this house in any sense whatever. I shall therefore humbly move, that you • The disturbance occasioned by this incident is noticed vol. V. p. 165, where it is said, " the whole house ©f commons were startled at the falling of a little ceiling, and were like to stifle each other for fear the sky should fall." Miscellaneous Tracts. 103 would 'be pleased to order this honourable house to adjourn for a convenient time, un til the house be emptied and made sweet again ; for if we should sit here before, it will not be in the power of any one man to own so much stink as will be laid to my charge. An Account of the Gains of the late Speaker William Lenthall. In Answer to a Letter. Printed in the Year 1660. Sir, There is now again the report of the great gains of your friend the late speaker, so fresh in every one's mouth, and so much related to his prejudice and danger, that 'tis most necessary that the truth of it should come to public view. And because I have heard you so rationally discourse the contrary, and assuring me that never any one in any great employments made so little, nay nothing of advantage by them, I therefore earnestly desire you to relate to me under your hand what you then assured me ; for I am very unwilling that that which is not, should be a cause of his ruin. Let me de sire you to hasten this to me ; for if I can judge, it concerns your friend very much to be vindicated in this particular ; so, expecting your answer, I remain Your assured friend and servant, From the 14 June, 1660. G. G. Sir, I am very glad you have given me the opportunity to vindicate my old friend, the late speaker, in those reports of his great gains, in the hazardous and troublesome em ployments he hath undergone. 'Tis not easy to rectify a great mistake, when it is spread in almost every one's opinion, which is commonly believed, without examining the probability of it. I have been very strict in the informing myself of the particu lars, and would not have put my hand to them, if I had not been an eye-witness of the truth of what I affirm, from the first time he entered the house as speaker to the last that he sate there. You cannot be unacquainted with the greatness of his practice be fore he was called to that employment ; for I having seen his accounts, 'twas more than two thousand pounds per ann. which now for twenty years he hath lost. In the first two years of his speakership, he kept a public table, and every day entertained several eminent persons, as well belonging to the court as the members of parliament. The king taking this expence of his into his consideration, gave him six thousand pounds, of which there is not to this day the one half of it paid. Immediately after the unhappy war broke out, and it was his chance to have his fortunes lie in the ac- tivest part of it, so that his estate, for five years, yielded him nothing. The office of master of the. rolls falling, by the death of Sir Charles Caesar, it was conferred on him ; but for some years he did not clear his charges, there being but little proceedings, ia the courts of justice, and there being great diminutions of the profits of that place which his predecessors enjoyed ; but he did not, by reason that wardships were taken away, the profit accruing by them to eight hundred pounds per ann. at the least, and. also the bishops, who on every creation, or translation, paid a considerable fee to him, which was always esteemed worth five hundred pounds per ann. and the fines on origi nal writs, which were the most advantageous fees that belonged to it; so that ward- 104 Tracts during the Commonwealth. ships, bishops, and the fines on originals, being taken away, there was a loss to the office, in its profits, two thousand pounds per ann. at the least ; yet, notwithstanding, he performed a greater duty to the dispatch of business, than has been done by any m that employment before him, and this I think his greatest detractors will acknowledge; But that which occasions most the report of his gains, proceeds from the fee of five pounds, which was given him by both houses upon compositions ; and considering how much that is in opinion, and how inconsiderable in the reality of it, makes me as much wonder at the confident report, as the readiness it has in finding a belief. What he received by them is so certainly to be known, that if any will but examine the journal books of the house, there they will find every fee for pardons that he received ; and be sides there is the clerks, and the sergeant that attend the house, have their fees, as well on the pardons as the private bills, and is a check to him ; so that he cannot deceive any one that will but enquire; and with the strictest enquiry that I can make, both by the books and the attendance on the house, I cannot find that ever there could be more coming to him than two thousand two hundred and twenty pounds, and this is the utmost that ever he made on pardons and private bills. There was due to him, as there is to every speaker, a fee of five pounds per diem, which from his first sitting to the last he never received one farthing of; nor did he ever take any sum of money, any gift of land, or any other recornpence or reward. What other employment he has had, the labour was so great, and the requital so small, that whosoever succeeded him had a salary for his pains; yet he performed his duty to the place with great expedi tion to all, without any. You have now the reality of what lie has or could gain, there being no other way whereby one penny could be supposed to come to him ; and I hope it will give you, and all such as you shall think fit to communicate it to, full satisfaction, as it doth me, that I can affirm this for a truth ; and also that I am Your most humble servant, London, this 19th June, J, N. 1660. Don Juan Lambert 0 ; or, a Comical History of the late Times. By Montelion, KnieKt of the Oracle. 6 The following treatise is a lively burlesque upon the proceedings of public men between the death of Oliver Cromwell and the Restoration. The style is a verv close imiLinn o^th» «5 Champions of Christendom, Valentine and Orson, "and ottopU ^ c s of* livary 3 it was, m some respects, very well fitted to the subject of the history; fof no romance Stabs a more wonderful incident than the sudden and quiet restoration of Charles U. tH £dom where, a few mon hs before, he scarcely had a frfend left to own him. The sudden flight^ tivity, or submission of so many eminent soldiers was no less wonderful ; and in fhort £ ^ZTJT^ ^T ^ J°,hnS°n' uthe Wh°,e fabric of government, and ^bT^£&2 guarded it, seemed to dissolve at the very appearance of the kins as the w«ll« «f «« u . j castle with its fosses, draw-bridge, turrets! am? barbacan w^S^^f^^S ZTJSEigZ*^"*** Anthony Wood gives the fiSk^^ftffi " Thomas Batman, an eminent poet of his time, was born in Alderstrate str^t ,n Hi. w v* c London; educated in grammar learning in WykeJWs aJ^^S^^^i^ Miscellaneous Tracts, 105 of New College in 1 654 ; left it before he took a degree ; retired to the Inner Temple, of which he became a barrister, and equally ingenious in the two noble faculties of poetry and painting, as several choice pieces shew; the titles of the two former of which are these : " A Pindarique Ode on the Death of the truly noble, and valiant, and loyal George Duke of Al bemarle, late General of his Majesty's Forces, 8cc. Lond. 1670, in three sh. in fol. reprinted in his poems and songs following. " Poems and Songs. Lond. 1674, oct. There again, with additions and amendments, I676, oct. ; and, lastly, with more additions, in oct. 1682, with his picture before them. " A Pindarique Ode on the Death of Thomas, Earl of Ossory. Lond. 1681, in two sh. in fol. which earl (the eldest son of James, Duke of Ormond) died at Westminster, to the great grief of many, at about seven of the clock in the evening of the 30th of Jul. 1680. This poem, that pleased the author best, as it did the generality, was printed in the last edition of his songs and " poems. Soon after the publication of the said ode, it was read and perused by the said duke, who, being in an high manner pleased with it, he sent to the author a mourning ring, with a diamond in it, worth 100/. as a reward for his labour and ingenuity. " On the Death of Prince Rupert, a Pindarique Ode. Lond. 1685, in two sh. in folio. " On the Death of King Charles 11. a Pindarique Ode. Lond. 1685, in two sh. in fol. At the latter end of which are Gratulatory Verses on K. James II. In the year 1660 came out, under the two letters of T. F. a book called Virtus rediviva, a Panegyric on the late King Charles the First, of ever blessed memory, attended with several ingenious pieces from the same pen. Whether Thom. Flatman was the author of these poems, I cannot tell, because they are not among his songs and poems. In the next year was published a piece in prose, entit. Don Juan Lamberto; or, a Comical History of the late Times, with a wooden cut before it, containing the pictures of giant Desborough, with a great club in his right hand, and of Lambert, both leading under the arms the meek knight, i. e. Richard Cromwell ; which book vending very fast, a second part was added by the same hand, with the giant Husonio before it, and printed with the second impression of the first part. Lond. 1661, qu. To both which parts (very witty and ' satirical) tho' the disguised name of Montelion, Knight of the Oracle, &c is set to them, yet the acquaintance and contemporaries of Th. Flatman always confidently averred that the said Flatman was the author of them. Montelion's Almanack came out in 1660-61-62. The first wrote by Joh. Philips, as he confesses in his Merc. Verax. or the Prisoner's Prognostication- for the year 1675. The two other Montelions for 1661-62, are supposed to have been writ by Tho. Flatman, Esq. He also translated from Lat. into English, The Epistle of Laodamia to Protesilaus; which is in Ovid's Epistles translated from Lat. into Engl, by several hands. Lond. 1681, oct. sec. edit. At length, he having lived to the age of fifty-three, or thereabouts, gave way to fate, in his house in Fleet-street, Lond., on the eighth day of December, in 1688, and was, three days, after, buried in the church of S. Bride, alias Bridget, near to the rails of the communion-table, under a grave-stone, with inscription and verses thereon, which he had some time before caused to be laid on his son, there buried. This person (whose father, a clerk in the Chancery, was then living in the 80th year of his age, or more) was, in his younger days, much against marriage, to the dislike of his said 'father, and made a song describing the encum brances of it, beginning thus : ' Like a dog with a bottle tied close to his tail, ' Like a tory in a bog, or a thief in a jail,' &c. But being afterwards smitten with a fair virgin, and more with her fortune, did espouse her, 26th Nov. 1672, whereupon his ingenious comrade did serenade him that night, while he was ifi the embraces of his mistress, with the said song."— Wood's Athena, vol. II. p. 825. To this I have only to add, that the pamphlet is seldom found complete, the stupid avidity of collectors inducing them to deface copies, by depriving them of the curious plates. In this, as in, other cases of the same kind, Indignant readers mourn the image fled, And curse the busy fool that wants a head. Ferkiar. VOL. VI I. ° 105 Tracts during the Commonwealth. CHAP. I. How Cromwel, Soldan of Britain, dyed, and what befel his Son, the Meek Knight. Now had Cromwel, the dread soldan of Britain, through the importunity of death, with much unwillingness left this world, and his son Ricardus, sirnamed, for his great valour, the Meek Knight, ' reigned in his stead : When loe fortune having now a mind to eat sauce with her meat, resolves to gather this great mushrome, and lay him in pickle. There were at that time in England many good knights, who had been greatly despised, and evilly intreated by the soldan in his lifetime, who sought all advan tages to reck their most implacable malice on his son the Meek Knight, who was placed on the throne, in the room of his father : The chief of these was Sir Lambert, the knight of the Golden Tulip;4 one of an eager and revengeful spirit ; and beside that very ambitious, so that he not onely sought to be revenged on the Meek Knight for the injuries he had received from his father, but to make himself chief soldan also; however he was v very slie and close, and would by no means discover himself until that by his fair carriage he had won to his side many of the chief soldan's knights, who had him in great honour and esteem, for that they took him to be a right cun- sning and valorous champion. CHAP. IL Of the Birth of Sir Vane, Knight of the most Mystical Allegories. When nature by true consanguinity had created him in his mother's womb, she .dreamed to be conceived of a firebrand, that should set on fire her mansion house which dream she long concealed and kept secret, until her painful burden was grown so heavy that she was scarce able to endure it : So finding at length an opportunity to reveal it to her husband, she revealed her dream in this manner: ' My most honour able lord, you know that I am your true and lawful wife, yet never was in hope of child till now, or that by me your name should survive : Therefore, I conjure vou bv the pleasures of your youth, and the dear and natural love you bear unto the infant conceived in my womb, that either by art, wisdome, or some other inspiration vou cal culate upon my troublesome breams, and tell me what they are ; for night bv niahr no sooner doth sweet sleep seize upon my senses, but I dream that I am conceive! of a dreadful fire-brand, the which shall set on fire our mansion house :' To which her' husband answered m this manner: < My most dear and beloved lady, what art or learning can perform with all convenient speed shall be accomplished ; for never shall rest take possession of my heart, nor sleep close up the closets of my eyes, till I under stand the signification of this troublesome matter ' uuaer- Thereupon he travelled through many desarts and wildernesses, hoping to meet with the hermitage of some inchantress but he could find none : For then YU JU^nec ro mancer * dwelt not in the Strand, neither were there any sorcerers in South wark whereupon seeing no other means to attan his desired end, he went and bought hirn a fortune book and a bale of dice, and earned them home to his beloved lady, who ™th great earnestness expected his return for two reasons, first out of curiosity, Ind then 1 Richard Cromwell, so called from his peaceable spirit. 1 Lambert was thus distinguished, because, as Roeer Coke inform.: ,ic ™i,Q„ t. j- , he retired to Wimbledon, wh°ere he turned florist, «S I pent h s tiLe i co7le tin, aTd ^'^l \ CTOmW^ that he could procure. ' n collectlng and rearing the finest tulips * Lilly, the cekbrated astrologer, who resolved questions by the planetary motions and combinations. Miscellaneous Tracts. 107 because that supper was like to be spoiled. Being return'd home, and having refresh'd his weary body with corporal food, as he was sitting at the table, after the cloth was taken away, he called for the said fortune book, and caused his wife to throw three dice under the philosopher Pythagoras, who directed them to this following saying of Hally the conjurer, which gave them full satisfaction of the nature of the infant. The verses were these ; This son is thine with heav'ns good leave,. His tongue all people shall deceive ; Folk shall thee curse for thy nights work, When thou him got'st, nor Christian, nor Turk. Throw dice nor more on any day, For it is truth what ere I say. CHAP. IIL Hffw the. Knight of the Mysterious Allegories grew up, and how he put Strife between / his Mother and her Maids, and caused his Father and Mother to go together by the Ears. While both the father and the mother were scanning what the meaning should be of this same oracle, the child himself gave still an exposition more and more clear as he grew in years : 'Tis true, that when he was a child, he acted but the child's part, and exercised his talents on more mean subjects, though he were not unmindful of his work in. what ever sphear he mov'd : He began with his mother's maids, between whom and bis mother he made perpetual discords and dissentions, by accusing either the maid to the mistress, or the mistress to the. maid; nor could he endure to see his father and mother in peace, using the same policies to set them also at variance, which he did with so much dexterity, that one might perceive how he made it his study : Whatever he knew his father dislik'd in his mother, that he made her continually acting.; and what his mother approy'd not of in his father, of that he rendred his father always most guilty. CHAP. IV. How his Father sent him to School, and how he there set the Boyes against their Master, and bred Differences between the Master and his Wife. But when these tricks of the young stripling were reveal'd to his father, he bethought himself of ridding this little vermin out of his house : Wherefore, he caused great search to be made after a worthy pedagogue : And at length one was found and brought unto him : To whom the father of the stripling thus said : ' Sir Pedagogue, I have here a son whom I would have thee to instruct, and bring up with great care -, there fore if thou wilt take him, and keep him seven years, and give him such instruction as thou art able, I will after that greatly advance thee and thy generation.' Sir Peda gogue made the father of the youth a great bow, and a most obsequious leg, and said unto him, 'Sir Knight, I will perform all thy commands.' Thereupon, he took the strip ling home, and endoctrinated him with very exceeding pains. But long had not the young lad bin there, but, according to his usual course, he sowed such seeds of dissention among the boyes, that, instead of their former obedience and respect, they exercised now nothing but rebellion and disobedience : It was enough for the master, who be fore could frown every scholar he had into a looseness, now to beseech them to lay 1 ¦]08 Tracts during the Commonwealth. down their brick-bats. His wife too, who had before'so long been loving to'him, now scolds at him like a butter-whore, and he hates her that so lately was so dear to him. Fathers complain, the master fumes, the mistress rants, the husband vexes ; in a word, all things are so much out of order, that Sir Pedagogue, preferring his present peace before his future advancement, resolves to carry back this primum mobile of mischief, for such he soon discovered him to be, to his own parent, not being able himself longer to endure the trouble of his vexatious contrivances. When the ancient seer beheld his son so soon return'd unto him, he said unto the pedagogue, ' What, are the seven years expir'd already ?' Then said the pedagogue, ' 1 well know, Sir Knight, that the seven years are not yet expir'd ; but so great do I find the capacity of your son, that, should I keep him as my poor gymnasyolum, I should both wrong you, and injure the youth : Therefore have I restor'd him to you again, that you may provide for him according to his wonderful and most forward genius.' The crafty fox his father too well knew the disposition of his young cub, therefore said he unto the pedagogue, ' O no, this is not the cause of my son's so soon return, I fear something worse, and therefore I conjure thee to tell me the truth : Was he not wont to set thee and thy boys together by the ears ? Did he not cause much strife and contention between thee and thy wife, so that neither thou, nor they, nor she, could rest in quiet for him :' To which the pedagogue made answer, 'that since he must confess the truth, 'twas even as he had said, and no otherwise.' At which words of the pedagogue, the old man shook his head, as if he would have shaken his teeth out of his mouth, for he was very sorrowful to hear •of the evil courses which his young son proceeded in. CHAP. V. 'How Sir Vane sent his Son to the King's School, and of the Tumults which he raised there by his Sorceries ; how he plotted with the other Boys to break the Preceptor's Neck and of his Allegory. ' Sir Vane having had so ill success with his son in one place, resolves to send him to another where he might be more severely lookM after: He had not thought long, but he thought of the king's school : Now it so came to pass, that at that time there lived there a gyant, who was a very cruel and imperious dominator over the buttocks Z yu°c- V?u e $Pu none>,but vei7 grievously and sorely lashed all alike : he was high Sir Obeston, whose school was like Kalyb's rock,' where you heard nothing all day long but the screeks and ruful groans of children and boyes elaborately corrected. Hither the little fox came his father intending that he should be in thisVace terri fied out of all his designs : But what mortal is able to stop the course of the splendifer- WUFvp -an qUKl th6 raSmS boreas' or change the wilde nature of the roaring honr Even so impossible vvas-it to drive back the ill nature of this youth thouTif were with pitch-forks : wherefore he went on in his old trade, putting in praShs wonted spells and magical words: the effects whereof did presently Appear for in a little while the schollars were all in an uproar, some would only study ^on holy daves and play upon working dayes, others would begin at the end of their books, andTead toward the beginning, saying it was the best way, and that the preceptor was a dunce Then, because that one of the preceptors/ knowing the dangerous consequence of these -innovations, strove to oppose them, young Sir Vane contrives with them how to b eak his neck, and so ordered the matter that they should follow the precepto, 'To the top * The head master of Westminster School, from l6"22 to 1618 was T amko-f r\ v u „ . chantress in the romance of the Seven Champions of Christendom Sir Hen™ V °sba,dstonf; Kali>> " an en- Osbaldstpne. l u"5 OI ^nmiena°ra. Sir tienry Vane was really educated un * 114 Tracts during the Commonwealth. that I can with ease cause him to do whatever I list, for that his understanding is ex ceeding shallow, and we will make him to believe that he shall be chief soldan, on con dition that he will help us for to depose the meek knight.' Sir Lambert was right glad of this advice, so they rode on toward the forrest of Saint James, neer unto which stood the castle of the contemptible knight. They were no sooner come to the gate but they were conducted by gentle Stamford, (who was chief squire to Sir Fleetwood; up unto his masters lodging. Then said Sir Vane unto the contemptible knight, 'Rouse up thy self, thou man of courage, and let us not be in bondage unto the meek knight, who is young, and hath not understanding and wisdome sufficing for so great an employ ment. Hast thou not been in all the soldans wanes? Think then how treacherously the soldan hath dealt with thee, in preferring the meek knight his son before thee.' ' 'Tis true then,' answered Sir Fleetwood, 'that it is the desire of my heart to make my self chief soldan, but there are so many valorous knights that will oppose me, that I fear much to undertake the enterprise.' Then said Sir Lambert, 'I know right well, Sir Fleetwood, that without force we can little avail ; but of that I make no question, knowing the great honour and reverence which the host of the soldan beareth to me. Moreover, I have told many of them that which I intend, and they are resolyed with me to live and dye.' Then said Sir Fleetwood right cunningly, ' since that you, Sir Lam bert, can prevail so much by your own power, let not me interpose my weak force to injure the fame of so worthy a knight.' But Sir Lambert, who was as cunning as he, reply'd ' that he would not adventure without him, that as he was chief in power, he should be chief in the undertaking.' ' Alas, Sir Fleetwood,' quoth the knight of the gold en tulep, 'think you that I am arrived here to rob so hardy a knight as you are of your prize? No, Sir Fleetwood, for I only come at the request of the good knight Sir Vane to proffer my assistance, which, if you shall not think fit to receive, I am ready to re tire, for that there be other forrests and castles to seek adventures in besides those which are in this countrey.' Sir Fleetwood was right glad of what Sir Lambert said, so that, according to his custome, he wept for joy, not thinking that the knight of the golden tulep had spoken treacherously. As they were thus parlying together, in came the grim gyant Desborough, * who lived in the forrest of Saint James, that was close by. ' With your leave, sir knights,' quoth he, ' I am come here to visit my brother the contemptible knight, and I hope that does not offend yee. If yee think your selves affronted, and that any of yee be so hardy as to dare fight in defence of the meek knight, I do here openly challenge him the combate, for that I do abominably hate the meek knight and all his adherents :' Then answered Sir Lambert and Sir Vane that they were as mortal enemies to the soldan as he was, and therefore they desired the gyant not to think amisse of them. < Say you so,' quoth the gyant Desboroueh ? then you say well, else had I crushed yee to pieces in my fury, like rotten apples •' then proceeding, quoth he, ' what shall we do with this proud princock who hath raised him self to be a soldan over us? Is it fit that the unkle should be governed by the nephew ?' Sir Vane, willing all he could to incense the gyant to anger, told him that it was an alle gory of the worlds confusion, when children rule their parents. Upon that the evant Desborough stamped so hard upon the flqore, that you might have heard it a mile off and swore by all his country gods, that his nephew the meek knight should no longer Jive, it he refused to resign his soldanship. The words were no sooner out of his mouth but he draws out a whole canon out of his pocket, charged with a brace of bullets' spirit is well known ; for, when the soldiers urged him to resist the encroachments of the Rump thev could «,'„ no answer, excepting that God had spit in his face. p' lney comd Saln tl,™2rt0ron^'T \man °f & fie«e' bTish' fnd intractab,e character, whom even Cromwell dreaded a! .though he was his brother-in-law. His violent threats were supposed to have deterred Cromwell I fa™ , flung the.crow.yand to be the immediate cause of Richard's abandoning the office of protecToT Miscellaneous Tracts. 1 15 each weighing twenty pound, and cocking the same, commanded the contemptible knight, with the knight of the golden tulep, to follow him. It was now night, and pale Cinthia had withdrawn her light from the world, unwilling to behold the trea cherous actions of mortals ; when they began their journey toward the palace of the soldan, they rode hard, and being soon arrived there, they went directly to the soldan 's lodging, for that the soldans janisaries being before corrupted, gave them free accesse. Then said the gyant to the soldan, ' Proud peacock, thinkest thou to pearch over thy betters any longer ? resign thy power, thy scepter, and thy royal robes, and dissolve thy council that thou keepest to plot against us, or I will take thee such a.blow on the pate, that I will make thy head ring noon, and send thee to the infernal shades, there to make vain complaints to Pluto of thy misfortunes :' With that the gyant Desborough heaved up his weighty instrument of death, on purpose to have given him such a blow as should have rent the foundations of his noddle. The meek knight was astonished at the sight, and stood for a while as one that were dumb, but seeing the danger that his brains were in, he fell on his knees before the gyant Desborough, beseeching him in gentle courtesie to distressed knights, that he would spare his life, and he would sub mit to whatever the gyant should command : Hereupon they disrob'd him of his ap parel, and attired him in simple and base array, his armes, that were lately employed to wield the mighty scepter, they now strongly fetter'd up in iron bolts, and so conveyed him to a desolate dungeon, which belonged unto his own palace, where he had nothing to do but to make these sad lamentations. ' O, cruel destinies, why is this grievous punishment allotted to my penance ? have I conspired against the Majesty of heaven, that they have thrown this vengeance on my head? shall I never recover my former liberty, that I may be revenged one way or other upon the causers of my imprisonment ? may the plagues of Pharaoh light upon their counties, and the miseries of Oedipus on their tenants, that they may be eye-witnesses of their daughters ravishment, and behold their mansion-houses flaming like the burn ing battlements of Troy !' Thus lamented he the losse of his liberty, accursing his birth-day and the hour of his creation : His sighs exceeded the number of the ocean sands, and his tears the water-bubbles in a rainy day, in which condition we shall leave him, and go to talk of something else.. CHAP. X. How Sir Fane's Son icleped (the Over-grown Childe) courted the fair Maid of Wimble ton, and of the Gown which she bespoke, and how 5000 Jewellers wrought Day and Night to finish it. Leave we now to speak, of the meek knight, and return we to relate what happened between the son of Sir Vane, icleped the Overgrown Childe, and the fair maid of Wim bleton, whom, partly in pursuance of his fathers commands,; partly out of an eager de sire he had to be doing, he did very hotly pursue in the way of love, and so forth. Sir Vane was very glad of the match, hoping thereby, that after the death of the knight of the golden tulep, his son might come to be chief soldan : And Sir Lambert liked it, knowing that well he could not come to be soldan himself without his friendship and assistance ; which he had no other way to make sure to himself, but by so near an alliance between their families. Therefore, when the Overgrown Child had dressed him self as fine as any fippence, he called straightway for his fathers chariot, and bid the charioteer drive unto the palace of Sir Lambert : When he came unto the gate, the porter eft-soones opened the gate that he might have entrance ; then was he straight way beheld by one of the pages to the fair maid, who with great reverence, met him. I if) Tracts during the Commonwealth. and conducted him to the chamber where his lady did repose her self. When the Over grown Childe came into the room he was exceedingly amazed to behold the beauty of his mistresse, so that he remained dumb for a great space. While he stood in this pos ture, his backside being ashamed that his mouth should be so silent, opened itself, and with one single monosyllable did so alarum the company, that it is thought that the fair maid of Wimbleton would have been very angry had he come onely as an ordinary suitor. Some say the Over-grown Childe did this unawares, but others, more probably, affirm that he had a double end in it, either because he saw himself in such an amaze, to make his mistresse amazed at him as well as he was at her, or else hoping that the good nature of his lady might cause her to blush for his miscarriage, whereby he might have an opportunity to see the full blown roses of her cheeks ; but as soon as he was recovered of his extasie, he began to think himself of saying something that might be acceptable unio the fair lady whom he so admired : ' Most divine and peerless paragon,' quoth he, 'thou only wonder of the world for beauty and excellent parts of nature, know that thy two twinkling eyes, that shine more bright than the stars of heaven, being the true darts of love, have pierced my heart, and those thy crimson cheeks, as lovely as Aurora's countenance, have wounded me with love. Therefore, except thou grant me kind comfort, I am like to spend the rest of my dayes in sorrow, care, and dis content' To this the fair maid of Wimbleton reply'd, that she returned him many thanks for the courteous proffer of his affection. ' Gentle sir," quoth she, • seeing that it is the will of my father that we two should lye together in one bed, let not his will be resisted, but let us enjoy one another as soon as we can, for often hath my nurse spo ken proverbially unto me, saying, happy is that wooing which is not long a doing,' VV hen it was known that the two parties had got one the others affection, the bonefires blazed, the bells rang ; and Sir Lambert and Sir Vane were both drunk that night for joy. then were there great preparations for the solemnization of these most royal nuptials ; but that which surpasses all was the gown in which she was to appear when she was to go unto the temple ; indeed so great was the rarity of it, that it requires a golden pen to write it, and a tongue washt in the conservatives of the muses honey to declare it ; for it was to be made of diamonds set in rings of Barbary gold. The toyle was great, so that it required a multitude of artificers to accomplish the same; there fore they sought far and near for men of art, and in a short space they got together to he number of five thousand, who wrought day and night in their several emPfoyments ¦to carry on the great work. These diamonds were all enchanted by magick art and the vertues of them were so precious, that it is almost incredible to report : For there in one might behold the secret mysteries of all the liberal sciences, ancfby art discover what was practised in the courts of other princes; if any hill within a thousand miks of the place were enriched with a mine of gold, they would describe the place and 2TZ'wlh7 vff " ky Cl°Sed in the ™*-> by ^em you might rtu/c" leu late vea 1th ^ wittmlv " 1 r£n' 8U?iCeSSi°n °f Princes> and the continuance of^ommot wealths, with many other excellent vertues, which I omit for this time. tt or i * CHAP- XI. olXfwtm- Zllffhtn Tmt *lie ChriStimS in the Land *f Chc^e ; how he overthrew them, and of the Challenge that was sent him by the Swinheard oj Maxfield. dan 'JtS^^^S^SST^ !T'ng' " We Said bef0re' *™*A the sol- vern in h^rol; un'll Si SXrtPcou?d S/f 1? " ,? "& for* ^^ t0 *> know that all the paynims thaTwereTn 1^ ' ^T h,mself' &'youmS.t paymms tnat were in armes were under the command of Sir Lam- Miscellaneous Tracts. \ \ 7 bert. Now these forty tyrants being in power, for they -were paynims also5 tyrannized over the Christians in most grievous wise : So that when the Christians could no longer endure the sad and heavy oppressions of the paynims, which were indeed more lament able then tongue can expresse, they were resolved to be avenged of the paynims, and to rise up in armes against them. For you are to understand, that the Christians had a king of their own, a just and milde prince, whose right it was to rule over them ; but the paynims, having overthrown him in battel, forced him to. quit his lawful inheri tance, and to flye out of his kingdom. But when the Christians groaned under the heynous cruelties of the paynims, then they bethought themselves again of recalling their king, and of freeing themselves from the power of the paynims : Then did the Christians assemble together in many places of the realm of Britain, forming themselves into bands and troopes in most souldier-like fashion ; but no where did they rise in so great nombers as they did in the famous countrey of Wales and the forrests of Chester : This so alarum'd the forty paynim tyrants, that they forthwith sent Sir Lambert with a very great army against them. When Sir Lambert drew near unto them, he encamp ed his whole army exceeding strongly : But when the Christians saw how neer the whole army of Sir Lambert was unto them, and how weak they were, by reason that they were disappointed of those succours that were promised them, they were sore afraid, for that their number was but small ; andj besides this, they were most of tbein young men that never had practized feates of armes before. The Paladine of Chester saw right well in what an ill plight his troopes were ; wherefore he had no mind to have fought with Sir Lambert at that time : for that Sir Lambert's forces were all men approved in war, right hardy and couragious, and exceeding many more in num ber. Sir Lambert, well knowing the advantage he had in his numerous Pagans, march ed towards the Christians,, who were encamped beyond the Dangerous Bridge, with great fury, with an intention for to give them an immediate assault, and force them from the Dangerous Bridge : ' whereupon the Christians were in great doubt whether they should resist the Pagans, or return again every one to his own home : when, loe, up stood the Swinheard of Maxfield, otherwise called the Namelesse Knight, and uttered his mind in these words : ' My most dearly beloved countreymen,' quoth he, ' the bad ness of our present condition right well 1 understand, and how basely we are betrayed through the vile enchantments of Scoto the necromancer : However I question not but to break all his charms, whereby we may be free from the fury of those cursed Pagans, that seek nothing but our ruin.' When the paladine heard this, he bad him take his course. Then the Swinheard of Maxfield mounted himself on a courser, and by his trusty squire sent him this defyance, himself staying under a tree to receive his answer. The Swinheard of Maxfield to Sir Lambert, Knight of the Golden Tulep. 1 Sir Lambert, I have heard ere now of thy valour, but know that I fear thee no more then the lyon feareth the timorous hare ; 1 am resolved therefore to meet thee at the head of all thy troopes, there to try the force of thy sword, nor do thou disdain to ac cept the challenge of a Swinheard, who may chance to prove as good a knight as thy self.' When Sir Lambert read the challenge, he said no more to the squire, but only- bad him to take notice of the coloui of his horse, and of his burgonet. Then the squire rode away, and Sir Lambert pressed forward toward the Dangerous Bridge to 1 This alludes to the last battle of the long civil war, namely, the defeat of Sir George Booth, who had taken arms for the king in Cheshire, by Lambert, commanding the parliamentary forces. I'he battle was fought at a bridge near Norwich. .,8 Tracts during the Commonwealth. «fpr tb* Christians • Then there began a sharp conflict betwixt the Christians and encounter the Chi is .ans inen cgristians b£naved themselves with grea ; confi- the paynims ^whaeinto a ^« beholding the horse and burgonet that . h* de"Ce w STribtd un?o him with great courage spurred on his faithful steed (which T7 i ^a^M "one, forTbat it was a horse that had but lately belonged to the tpnded he struck him so terrible a blow upon the visor of his helmet, tnat, witii tne ^fh^ he made sparkles of fire to issue out in great abundance and forced him to bow his Lead unto his breast; but Sir Lambert soon returned unto him- hi. lalnfe t?on and stS the Swinheard such a desperate blow on the top^of the helmet, that heVeat noTse thereof made a sound in all the mountains, and so began between them a' mS J marvellous and fearful battel ; for now Sir Lambert -^Sjg^^S" no other thing but how to overthrow each other, striking each at other such terrible oTvs as many times it made either of them senseless, and both seeing the force of one another, were marvellously incensed with anger: At length the Swinheard gave Sir Lambert such a terrible blow, that, if it had hit right upon h.m, it would have cloven his head in pieces, but with great discretion Sir Lambert cleared himself thereof, so that it was strucken in vain, so that with great lightness he retired, and struck the Swinheard so furiously, that he fell quite astonished to the earth, without any feeling; then might you soon perceive, by the abundance of blood that issued out of his mouth and through the visor of his helmet, that the Swinheard was now ready to breathe his last; Sir Lambert, having thus overthrown the Swinheard, with great eagerness pursued the Christians, who, being overpowred by the numbers of the Pagans, thought it safer to commit themselves to the protection of by-paths and wayes unknown to the enemy, rather then to yeeld to the cruelty of the merciless Pagans. When Sir Lambert had obtained this victory, he caused it to be spread far and near, making it ten times as great as indeed it was, and he wrote unto the forty tyrants' to give them notice there of, who thereupon honoured him as a god, and sent him presents of gold and precious stones ; but he cared not for the forty tyrants, nor for their presents neither, but gave them unto his soldiers, who admired him for his courtesie ; for he thought that, because he had overcome this small handful of the Christians, that he was now able to overcome all the world : * However, as then he held fair correspondence with the forty tyrants, be cause he was at a far distance from them, and for that he could not do any thing far ther till he had consulted with Sir Vane- how far he might presume upon his new successe.. CHAP. XII. How Sir Lambert returned to the good City of London, and of the Feast which Sir Vane made him, and how they consulted to put down the forty Tyrants. After this battel Sir Lambert returned with great.joy and triumph to the good city of London, where he was expected with much earnestness by Sir Vane, the gyant Desborough, and Sir Fleetwood the contemptible knight. When Sir Vane heard that Sir Lambert was returning, he was right glad, and resolved forthwith to go and meet him and conduct him to the city. Eftsoones therefore he called his dwarfe to bring him his palfrey, and being mounted, he took on his journey. He was clad in a flame coloured suit of Neapolitan silk, which was partly emblematical, partly for instruction ¦ emblematical, in regard it signified his zeal to what he undertook : and as to instruc- * Lambert distributed among his soldiers the sum of 1000?. which the parliament had voted him for the purpose of buying a jewel, as a mark of their favour, after the defeat of Sir George Booth. Miscellaneous Tracts. Ug tion, it show'd us, that though the silk came from Naples, an abominable and sinful city, yet that a man was never the worse for wearing it, so that he did it upon an enig matical score. His hat was likewise of a strange fashion, for behind it hung down on his back with a long flappet to keep off the rain ; but' before it had no brim at all, to shew that a man ought to put away all things that hinder him from looking towards the heavens. On his shield was pictur'd Fortune standing on a rock, with this inscrip tion underneath : "She is thus mine." In this mysterious garb he came into the forrest of Barnet, where, when he saw Sir Lambert, he alighted from his palfrey, and Sir Lam bert did the like, and then they embraced one another most lovingly. Quoth Sir Vane, ' I am right glad, Sir Lambert, of this your safe and happy return, and for the great vic tory which you have won, whereby you are now esteemed one of the most worthy champions of Europe, and right well I know that you have done your part, and that now it remains for me to do mine ; therefore let us proceed on our journey, and if I do not play the fox as well as you have played the lyon, let me be deprived of my knighthood, which I hold the greatest honour which I have in the world.' For you must know, that although Sir Lambert were indeed as right cunning a knave as Sir Vane, yet in councel Sir Vane would never give him the superiority, though at knocks he alwayes let him go before him. Sir Lambert submitted with all gentlenesse unto the speech of Sir Vane, and so they came together unto the good city of London. When they passed through the town, the people of the city were all very sad, and in great perplexity, for they cared not at all for Sir Lambert, nor for his successe, but wished with all their hearts that he had been slain by the Swinheard of Maxfield. But they on the other side, who had no reason to be in such heavy plight, made great re- joycings among themselves, feasting and banquelting one another in most ample man ner ; but the banquet which Sir Vane made exceeded all the rest, not so much for riches as for the strangenesse thereof, for he made use not onely of the meats and drinks of the Christians, but of those also of the Heathen, as pillawand sherbet, intimating thereby, that as he made use of all sorts of dyet to sustain nature, so Sir Lambert ouo-ht to make use of all sorts of interests to make himself great. When they had ended their feasting, Sir Vane and Sir Lambert retired into a private roome, there to take councel concerning their affairs. Sir Lambert disclosed then unto Sir Vane all that was hidden in his brest, of his desire to make himself soldan, and his intention to put down the forty tyrants; but withal he discovered his fear to attempt such an enter prize, which would be so dangerous if not accomplished. But Sir Vane, who out of his cowardly nature loved to keep himself out of all peril, but cared not upon what dangers lie put others, replyed, ' That Sir Lambert had no cause at all to be timorous, for that the forty tyrants were ill beloved of the people, and he well beloved of all the old soldans post. That the gyant Desborough, and Sir Fleetwood the contemptible knight, were sure to him.' To which Sir Lambert answered, That 'twas true, that he thought he could with much ease, put down the forty tyrants, but what must we do then r cryes he : To which Sir Vane reply 'd, 'Leave that to me, I have a plot in my head;' and the more to encourage Sir Lambert, he repeated to him a certain prophesy, the which ran in these words : — The Prophesie. When the dead shall awake to joyn themselves with the living, then shall valour be at her height, and beauty in the supremest point of her glory. 4 This prophesie, know right well, Sir Lambert,' so said Sir Vane, ' can concern no per son living but thyself, as I shall shew thee by the easie exposition thereof, which flows without any force from the words. ' 3 5 20 Tracts during the Commonwealth. 'When the dead shall come to joyn themselves with the living, that is, when we who in the time of the soldan were dead as to the affairs of this world, shall come to joyn ourselves with the living, that is, with the gyant Desborough, and Sir Fleetwood, who were in great authority while the soldan was in being, then shall valour be at her heio-ht that is, then shall your self, who are right valorous, be soldan, and beauty be in the supremest point of her glory } as much as to say, your passing beauteous lady shall be soldanesse.' When Sir Lambert heard this, he took up a new resolution, and resolved to venter what ere come of it. Then said Sir Lambert to the knight of the mvsterious allegories, ' Sir Vane, thy wisdom is to be extolled, and thy words to be pri zed above fine gold. Wherefore let us, as soon as we have smoaked out our pipes, go and talk with Sir Fleetwood, and my cozen the gyant Desborough, concerning it; for if they'J but joyn with us, He go presently about my work.' CHAP. XIII. How Don Hazlerigo, the Knight with the Hot Head, being one of the forty Tyrants, sus pected the Intention of Sir Lambert, and how he would have had Scoto the Necroman cer have enchanted him, and put him into his Castle at Lambetho, and how he cuft his Dwarf for playing at Span- Far thing. Sir Lambert being now full of hopes, and greatly swelled with the prophesy which Sir Vane had told him of, he began now to be very active in the prosecution of his de sign ; but when he saw that the two gyants, ycleped Creed and Berry, ' were come to joyn with him, and that Sir Lilburn, the degraded viceroy, was also come in unto his party, he eftsoones resolved, by the advice of Sir Vane, to make known some of his de sires to the forty tyrants. .When the forty tyrants read them, they liked them not at all, but were highly provoked, especially Don Hazlerigo, the knight with the hot head, * who, being the most passionate person in the world, fell into such a rage, that many of the forty tyrants themselves, though they knew his kindnesse to them, did greatly tremble thereat. Quoth he, ' how dares this princock thus presume ! am not I the wisest and the most valorous knight that ever Oceana brought forth, how happeneth it then that the gods permit this contest between us ? Have they no thunderbolts to lend me, that I may nail this bold audacious traytor to the earth?' Then turning to the forty tyrants, * Am not I above ye all,' quoth he ; ' why do yee then not do what I command ? Let there be a great caldron fetched, and let this presumptuous traytor be boyled therein, and when he is boyled, he is boyled, and there will be an end of him.' Hereupon one of the forty tyrants said that Don Hazlerigo had spoken like a rio-ht worthy cavalier ; and if all men were of his mind, there wanted nothing but a caldron. Don Hazlerigo replyed, that he. had one at home, wherein his damsels did boyl foul cloathes, and oxe livers for his meaner servants, and thereupon he called his dwarfe to fetch it : but the dwarfe not answering to the call, Don Hazlerigo in great fury went forth to seek him. Oh the sad disastrous fate of the unfortunate dwarfe ! For Don he reached the dwarfe such a cuffe on the ear, that you might have heard the blow 1 Colonels Creed and Berry, military commander* of some reputation, and attached to what was called the Wallingford-house, or army faction, of which Lambert was the real and Fleetwood the ostensible leader ' Sir Arthur Hazelrig, a hot-headed and furious republican : he particularly detested episcopacy and monar chy, and adhered to the Rump Parliament as the best way of keeping them both out. He died in the Tower about 1000, partly of regret for the Restoration. Miscellaneous Tracts. 1 2 1 crosse the river of Thamesis unto the temple of Saint Maryovers, crying out in great rage, 'Fetch me the huge,caldron, sirrah.' The dwarfe, who neither knew the meaning ¦of his words nor of his blowes, was in a great amaze, but at length recollecting himselfj quoth he, ' Am not I as good a squire as he that belonged unto the Marquis of Stamfor- dia? yet he beat the famous Don Hazlerigo, why may not I?' with that he laid his truncheon on the brest of Don Hazlerigo with such a force, that he was scarce able to keep himself from falling backward. Don Hazlerigo having thus missed of the cal dron, refurnes again with as much haste as he could (for the dwarfe hard pursued him) unto the forty tyrants, with whom he saw it was much safer to contend then with his dwarfe. He fum'd, and they start! , he foamed, and they were astonished; he could not speak for anger, neither durst they vspeak to him seeing him so angry, yet they could not choose but ask him where the caldron was? to which, after much stamping and staring, he replyed, that he had found out another sort of punishment, which he esteem ed far better. Then turning himself to Scoto the negromancer, ' he thus revil'd him/: 'Where are all thy charms, nocturnal Scoto? have all thy spirits forsaken thee? hast -thou now no power over the great Belzebub, who is also ycleped Lucifer ? to what end hast thou thy enchanted castle at Lambetho, if thou makest no use thereof? Awake, great Scoto, from thy dreaming trance, and raise a troop of infernal fiends to shelter thee from the ruin that will else hefal thee.' When Scoto heard Don Hazlerigo say thus, quoth he, * Right valiant knight, if thou wilt bring Sir Lambert unto me, that my charmes may lay hold of him, I will put him in my castle of Lambetho, from whence it shall be in the power of no knight to free him ; but at present I cannot prevail, for that the spirits which belong to Sir Vane the sorcerer are as strong to defend him, as mine are -to doe him annoyance: Yet is there one way left, and that is for thee to take with thee some three or four other knights like thy, self; then must you be sure to lay hold on him at such a time when he hath nothing on him but his shirt, for then he shall not be able to resist the charms which are laid upon him, so that we shall have our wills of him to do what we please With him.' When Don Hazlerigo heard this, he vanish'd immediately from the forty tyrants, telling .them what strange exploits lie would do ere he came back. CHAP. XIV Hoxo Sir Lambert put down the Forty Tyrants, and how he and the Baron of Sussex justed together. When Sir Lambert heard of the intention of Don Hazlerigo, and the rest of the forty tyrants, and of their cruel plot, which was to have him sodden to death, he waxed sore in wrath, and caused the muster rolls to be numbred of those that were resolved to stand by him, and when he saw himself strong enough to deal with the forty tyrants, he went into the chamber of councel, where he found Sir Vane, the gyant Desborough, Sir Berry the knight of the colepit, the gyant Creed, the contemptible knight, and the gyant Husonius, called also Polyphem, '* to whom he spake in these words :— 1 Thomas Scot, one of the regicide judges, and executed as such after the Restoration. He was so proud of his share in that tragedy, as to say he wished for no -better epitaph than "Here lies Thomas Scot, one that ad judged the king for death." He was a staunch republican, and warm adherent of the Rump Parliament. He behaved with great firmness at his execution ; and being, while addressing the .people, interrupted, according to the inhuman practice of the time, by the sound of trumpets, he coldly observed, that it was a poor cause which could not bear the words of a. dying man. 1 Colonel Hewson, one of Cromwell's principal satellites, a stout, bold, and resolute fellow, who had been originally a cobler. He had but a single eye, which occasions his nick-name of Polypheme. Hewson, from the judeness of his manners and singularity of his appearance, was a chief object of ridicule among the cavaliers. VOL. VIU 0. ]32 Tracts during the Commonwealth. < Ye^f norjghl wellXTam not apt to seek that by force which I could obtain by flir mean! flow I am injured by the forty tyrants you *f*«£*i™«™™ { imorant how yee are all affronted for my sake ; should I therefore now forsake you, 1 Sou Id be a greater traytor to you, my friends, then to my self ; but since it is so I vow never to sleep in bed <£ down, nor to unbuckle my shield from my weary armes, till I have quelled your foes, and given you full power over your enemies. Thes henTal speeches were no sooner finished, but the champions, arming them- selves with approved corssets, and taking unto them their trusty sw6rds, told him how ready they were to follow him in any undertaking. , c t Now had Aurora chased away the all to be spangled darknesse when lo, Sir Lam bert, intending to do by the, forty tyrants as. Aurora had done before by the black brow'd night, assembles his forces together, and pitches his tent close by the palace of the forty tyrants. * But they, having notice of his comming, muster d their powers- also together, and sent them against Sir Lambert under the command of a right valiant knight called the Baron of Sussex, and now they stood opposite each to other within the reach of the dismal gun : it was thought that these engines would have by and by breathed out their fury in flames of fire, and have sent their leaden messengers to seare up the veins of mortals, and dam up the passages of life, but Sir Lambert, who was as valiant as he was cunning, and as cunning as he was valiant, and so either both valiant and cunning, or else neither cunning nor valiant, was loth to fight, for he feared the party which was for the lawful King of Britain, least they, whilst he was combating against the forty tyrants, should come and take the power from them both : wherefore he would not engage, ,but sought all other means to suppresse the forty tyrants that he could. Now, as he was riding about, he met the chief of the forty tyrants, who was the knight of the gilt mace, whom they had made general of the forces of Sir Lam bert, coming to the assistance of the forty tyrants, and all the way he came, he cried to the souldiers of Sir Lambert, that they should djesert Sir Lambert, and yield obe dience to him, who was their chieftain. But Sir Lambert, unwilling, that the souldiers should hear with that ear, lights off his horse, takes up a great brickbat, and flings it full at the head of the knight of the gilt mace, and but for the mercy of a kind fate, had dasht out Sir Lenthal's brains, and then taking the horses by their bridles, he thrust them, the chariot, and all that were iu it, quite out of the city of Westmonasterium, as you would thrust a rolling stone before yee through a bowling green : Nor were the souldiers idle all this while, for what vollies they could not discharge out of their guns they discharged out of their mouths, calling one another doggs, rogues, and sons 1 The strange and abortive conflict between the guards of the parliament and those of Lambert is thus de scribed by Heath the annalist: — " In the meanwhile Haslerigg in a heat, and Herbert Morley his son-in-law, and other the commissioners then present for the army, by order sate up all night in the speakers chamber ad- joyning to the house, and issued out several commands to such forces and commanders as they thought would stand by them, resolving to oppose force by force, and be baffled no more with this legionary spirit that had haunted and plagued them so often. But Lambert was awake also, and at the same time marched several regiments into King-street, Westminster, and possessed himself of all the avenues to the palace ; such forces as these commissioners had got to their side being forced to march round St James's wall in the night-lime, and so through Tuttle-street into the Abbey, and St Margarets church-yard, both parties standing upon their guard till the morning, October 13, at which time, about eleven o'clock, the speaker coming to the house in his coach, was stopped near the gate that leads into the palace by Lieutenant Colonel Duckenfield, and his coach turned and sent back : Lambert on horse-back then faced the regiment of Morley and Mosse in the said church-yard ; and much stiffness and ill looks there passed between the officers, and some words, but never a blow, for the soldiers were resolved not to fight one against the other for the best parliament or the best cause -that ever was in England. In this posture they continued till night, when the council of state, who umpired the business be tween the red-coats, commanded and ordered them to their several quarters, as good friends as ever." — Heath's Chronicle of the Civil Wars, Lond. l676,fol. Miscellaneous Tracts. 123 of whores ; and, that their hands might be in action likewise, they threw at one another hand granadoes, the which, according to a new invention among souldiers, were made of the tops of turneps, bound together with a with. While the two fierce armies stood looking so grimly each on the other, Scoto the negromancer was gotten privately into a high tower built on the top of the west end of the temple of Westmonasterium, that when the combat did begin he might assist the forces of' the Baron of Sussex by his magick spells. 'Now,' quoth he, 'is the battel surely begun, for me thinks I hear the Baron of Sus sex cry for help ; now is the time that my charming spells must work Sir Lambert's overthrow ;' which being said, thrice he kissed the floor of the said tower, and thrice besprinkled the circle with his own blood, which with a silver razer he let out from his left arme, and after that he began to speak in this manner : ' Stand still, yee wandring lamps of heaven, move not, sweet stars, till Scoto's charmes be brought to full effect. O thou great. demon, prince of the damned ghosts, thou chief commander of those gastly shapes that lightly glide by misbelieving travellers, even thou that holdest a snaky scepter in thy hand, sitting upon a throne of burning steel, even thou whose eyes are like sawcers, and who tossest burning fire brands abroad like tennis balls, I charge thee to open thy brazen gates, and send forth thy legions of infernal fiends, for that of them I now do stand in great need.' Belzebub being so severely charged, took the pains not onely to ascend to the earth, but to go up also to the top of the tower to receive the commands of Scoto the negromancer, who longed for the encounter that he might set him on work ; but the devil having staid till night, and seeing nothing for him to do, was so sorely enraged against Scoto, that he took him by the legs, intending to have thrown him from the top of the tower, but afterwards bethinking with him self that he should lose a good servant, and that he should spoyle the story, for that it was never heard in any romance that any negromancer was ever punished till some knight had ended his enchantments, he set Scoto on his legs, and in great fury flung down to hell again. For to tell yee the truth, there was no combate of note all that day, excepting between the Baron of Sussex and Sir Lambert ; for Sir Lambert know ing that he was well beloved by the souldiers belonging to the Baron of Sussex, was resolved to goe and speak to them, thinking by fair speeches to win them to his side; when the baron saw him he was likewise resolved to hinder him, whereupon they pre pared to the career, but they onely brake their launees in the first encounter : where upon the baron drew his sword, but Sir Lambert entreated him to just once more; most willingly, reply'd the baron ; then meeting together, Sir Lambert's horse was almost down, for the horse that he rode on all that day was none of the best, and the baron likewise lost one of his stirrups, being glad to catch hold by the maine of his horses Sir Lambert having more mind to be chief soldan then to be bastinadoed, seeing the baron maintain the fight so equally against him, took his leave, telling the baron he should take another time to be quit with him. But the forty tyrants seeing no hope of relief, and that they were unequal in power to Sir Lambert, were content to submit unto him, which they did accordingly, giving him possession of the palace, and of all that was therein, causing the Baron of Sussex to draw off his forces; which done, Sir Lambert went home with much glee and content, supp't quietly, and lay with his sul- tanesse in most pleasant- wise. 1 24 Tracts during the Commonwealth. CHAP. XV How Sir Lambert and Sir Vane, being Pagans, went about to set up the Worship of their Heathen Idols ; and how they intended to have altered the Laws and Government of Britain. When Sir Lambert had thus by his power put down the forty tyrants, Sir Vane and he doubted not now to carry all before them ; therefore they fell into consideration how they might secure to themselves the chief power, which they had got into their own hands as well as they could: Sir Vane was of an opinion, that, seeing it was their intention to erect a new empire, they ought to change the religion of the country, and to make a new one as neer the humour as they could of these people whom they saw adhering to them upon the hopes of such an alteration^ and already inclined to such a change as might well agree with their interest. First and foremost therefore, know ing that they must take asunder what was. already established before they could put their own together, they resolved to abolish wholly the religion of the Christians,- for that it was so opposite to what they intended, that it was impossible for them to let the least tittle thereof remain : And because it is no hard matter to beware by other mens harms, seeing that the too much pretending to knowledge among the vulgar Christians (it being dangerous for any person to have more knowledge then he is able to manage) had been the cause of their confusion, they resolved to reform that error, and to take from the people all meanes of diving into hidden things ; to which end they had ordered that all schooles of learning should be taken away ; and so far they were from having any teachers among the people, that they ordered it should be death for any one to teach his children the primer : Yet because they knew that the awe of a deity was very necessary, though never so airy and notional, Sir Lambert being now chief soldan, caused proclamation to be made, whereby the God of the Christians was deposed, and eight other deities erected in his roome; four of these deities were of the feminine gender, and four of the newter ; of the female deities, two were Latine, Des- tima and Ignorant* ; one Italian, La potta del Papa Giovanna ; and the fourth French, Foutre du diable : Of the male deities one was Latine, Summum Imperium: one Spanish, Puerco del Paradiso ; the third Italian, Cazzo nel culo ; and the last of Scotch extraction, called the piper of Kilbarchen ; and he farther proclaimed that his subjects should attribute divine worship unto these, and that these onely should be adored as the onely and most supreme gods, powers over the earth : As to future expec tations Sir Vane took it all from Mahomet, changing little or nothing. Having thus settled religion, they proceed to alter the civil government. Sir Lambert said that he did not hke the lawes, and therefore would have new ones ; but Sir Vane said it was altoge her unnecessary as yet to have any at all, for that necessity would compel their party to be yet awhile unanimous and loving one to another, and if the Christians had any lawes to fly to, it would hinder their party for destroying those their eLm'es which was to be done no other way, but by giving their party, leave to practise all man ner of tyrannies and violencies over them. " Yet one law Sir Vane liked well that it should be made, which was a law a^inst the importing of barrel-figgs least thereby the Christians should learn unity, S things of the same nature stick so close together. Then, in imitation of Joshua who drave the Canaanites sheere out of the land to s:ive his nennlp a f.,il r^o • . 7 r they intended to have destroyed all the old l^Z ^^^ShS genTiy' and yeomen, by making.their own party lords over them, who were all of a new S as being the sons of the earth and such therefore whom no tyes of consanSuinHv Tad interest to make them in the least wise merciful : When these, things were dvulged Miscellaneous Tracts. 125 among the Christians, there was a famous divine among them that went to Sir Vane to reason the case with him. Quoth he unto him, c it is a very dangerous thing to alter the religion and take away the laws of a nation :' Sir Vane replyes, that as to the alter- ation of religion, it was a thing which they thought convenient, and therefore, since they had the power in their hands, they were resolved to do it ; and as for taking away the laws, he thought 'twas very well done also ; for that was the difference between theeves and honest men : ' Theeves indeed were necessitated to make laws among them selves, and to observe them ; but honest men,' said he, ' such as we and our party, have no need thereof; for that we are no theeves, but robbers ; and if we do possesse other mens goods, it is because we have right thereunto, being born to inherit the earth : 'Alas,' quoth Sir Vane, ' laws are the guides of the soul, and therefore those who would be counted most free ought to live without um, for if it be a mark of slavery to have the legs or hands bound, certes it is a signe of far greater subjection to suffer the mind to be in fetters.' When the ancient seer heard these arguments, he was convinced, not by the strength of Sir Vane's reason, but because he saw it was in vain to contend with an unreasonable strength ; and therefore, with great sorrow for the affliction which he saw was like to fall upon the Christians, he took his leave of the knight of the myste rious allegories, and departed. CHAP. XVI. How the Christians rebelled against Sir Lambert, and how he marched against them int'& the North, and what happened thereupon. The Christians were now in a sad condition, for that the heathens having vowed their destruction, went about to put in practise all those designes which they could think on for the effecting of their purpose. But they had one champion yet alive, who was hight Sir George, who was the most worthy champion that ever the Brittaines had ; who, seeing the destruction that was like to fall upon the Christians, resolved to oppose himself in their defence ; whereupon Sir Lambert sent defyance unto the loyal knight, telling him that he would shortly meet him in the plains of Northimbria. But before he went, he consulted with the knight of the mysterious allegories, how he might secure the metropolis of Britaine, which he was now going to leave behind him, and what persons he might entrust for to manage his great affairs in his absence. Whereupon they agreed to constitute several seers of the Square Table, which, being assembled together, should have the name of a Councel of Safety. ' Now, that they might not crosse the proverb, as they were to have new laws, so they resolved to make new lords. And indeed Sir Vane, who was altogether for allegories, told Sir Lambert, that there were no men fitter then those from whose trade or occupation he might draw some allusion, that he might -teach him still what to do : Therefore he advised him to choose one grocer, that it might mind him of braying his enemies in the morter 'of affliction, and grinding them as small as pepper. He bid him take one drawer of 1 General George Monk had now begun his journey southward. Lambert set forth to meet him, and before his departure visited the executive government of the state, it consisting of the following persons, who formed a committee of public safety : Fleetwood, Lambert, Desborough, Steel, Whitelocke, Vane, Ludlow, Sydenham, Salloway, Strickland, (these last seven were in the interest of the Rump,) Berry, Lawrence the president of Cromwell's council, Sir James Harrington another Rumper, Johnstone of Warriston a Scotchman, Henry Brand- reth a cloath-drawer and citizen, Cornelius Holland another Rumper, and Colonels Hewson, Clarke, Bennet, and Lilburn. This strange medley of persons, diffeiing in views and principles, was selected to gratify the over-refined and fantastic notionsof Sir Henry Vane, whose models of government were greatly too curious to bsar practical tear- and wear. j2g Tracts during the Commonwealth. of cloath, such was the Seer Brandritho, to shew that there ought i no t to ^ diffe rences among factions of the same stamp; he bid him take one that was employed m col pi" sufh was Sir Berry, the Knight of the Cole-Pit, to sh ew th*^™ oueht alwayes to be undermining; one Scotchman, such was the Seer ^ aireston to shew the treachery and falshood&that politicians ought to use; one ploughman such was the gyant Desborough, to shew the care that a politician ought to have and how he oughfto observe timet and seasons ; and one cobler, int mating fere^t-hat a po- liticSS ought to look after no mans ends but his own. When Sir Lambert had made choice of his councel, he spake unto them in these words :— ' Right Worthy Patriots, ... . ' I have here made choice of ye, that ye may ass.st me in the carrying on my great wo*. I must leave ye for a time, for that I am going to meet the loyal knight in the plains of Northimbria, who hath bid me defyance, wot ye well that ye have to deal with a proud and insolent city ; if therefore they will not be ruled smoke urn to death in their own hives, as they do bees. He was famous that burnt the temple of Diana and Nero was famous that burnt Rome ; then be ye famous also, and bum London. 1 shall say no more, because I repose a confidence in ye, not doubting but that ye will stick close unto me, if not for my sake, yet for your own ends, which by no means but mine ye can ever be able to attain.' 1-4.1.01 When he had uttered these sayings, they all stood up, and cryed, 'Long live the Sol dan of Brittain.' CHAP. XVII. How the Seer Wareston ' lay with a Lady of Pleasure, that came to him with a Petition, upon the Council Table, and what happened thereupon. Leave we now, Sir Lambert, a while, and let us rehearse what happen'd at the councel of safety, of which the Seer Warreston was chief president, who was a right notable knave, and exceeding salacious, as you shall understand by that which follows. There was a lady at that time, who had certain sad occasions to visit the councel of safety for the redress of certain grievances, but could never find a fit opportunity to deliver her supplication; but at length finding that the Seer Warreston was all alone in the councel chamber, she prevail'd with money of the dore-keeper to let her in. When she came in, she ap peared right comely unto the seer, and related her story unto him with such a grace, that he was straightway enamoured of her ; quoth he, ' Well do you deserve, fair lady, to have your petition granted, but should I grant you your petition, would you grant me mine ?' 'Alas !' said the lady, ' it is not for you to petition, who have so much power in your hands.' ' Ah !' replyed the seer, ' you have wounded me ; and I hope you will cure the wound which you have made,' and saying these words, he pulled her by the gown upon his knee, as he sate in his great chair, and would have kissed her. The lady, not ignorant how much coyness inflamed, made great resistance ; but the more she resist ed, the more was he on fire ; so that there was exceeding great contention and strug- ling between them ; at length the lustful seer being the stronger, had thrown her up on the councel table, and there laid her flat on her back, where at length she gave him * Sir Archibald Johnston of Warristone, called Lord Warristone, was a stubborn presbyteriau of the most rigid class. Yet he complied with Cromwell, under whose domination he retained his office of clerk register, for Scotland. He was afterwards a leading member of the committee of public safety. He was apprehended at Rouen in France, after the Restoration, and delivered up to the English government, and, although his great age, and the decay of Jus intellects, rendered him an unfit object of punishment, he was publicly executed 22d July, 1663. 12 Miscellaneous Tracts. 127 leave to quench his desires with the spoils of her seeming chastity, on condition that he would grant her request. He had no sooner finished, but in came Sir Fleetwood the contemptible knight, and some others, who seeing the seer in a strange posture, with his band rumpled, his cap off, the sleeve of his gown torn, and his face more redder than ordinary, desired to know of him what had happened unto him. The seer not at all abashed, told them the whole story, who entered thereupon into great consulta tions among themselves. Some were of an opinion, that since the Seer Warestons ge nealogy was likely to increase, that the souldan should allow him a larger stipend. One stood up, and said it was requisite that the contemptible knight, and the knight of the allegories, should be sent to the temple of the gods, La potta del Papa Giovan. na, to enquire of the oracle whether it were a boy or a girl, that provision for the birth and education might be made accordingly. Others were of opinion that 'twas con venient to know what his name should be. This debate took up above a weeks time, with continual pro's and con's, and at length they concluded that, if it were a boy, he should be called by the name of young Finbrandus, and that he should be sent to the enchanted castle Newgate, to be bred up in all the secrets of that place, by the seve ral gyants that frequented the castle ; but if it were a girle, that she should be de livered to witch Creswellia, * to be taught all kind of sorceries and enchantments ; and so the councel was dismist for that time. CHAP. XVIII. How Sir Lambert marched against the Loyal Knight as far as the Forrest of Nor- ihimbria ; and how the Councel of Safety sent the Gyant Husonius to kill the Chris tians for playing at Foot-ball. . Sir Lambert was now gone towards the forrest of Northimbria to encounter the loyal knight. Now you must know that before Sir Lambert departed out' of the good city of London, there came unto him the Seer Feko, high priest of the temple of the idol, ycleped Foutre le Diable, and the Seer Rogero, * high priest of the idol Cuzzonel Culo, and declared unto him, how they had that night seen a vision, and having told what they had seen each unto the other, that they had both dreamed the same dream ; ' Me thought,' quoth the Seer Feko, ' that I was in a great field, where I saw Sir Lam bert's horse feeding among a multitude of other horses, when on a sudden Sir Lambert's horse elevating his rump, let an exceeding great fart, so that the noise thereof caused the valleys to sound, and the hills to echo, and with the strength thereof blew away all the said horses, so that when I looked about again I could not see one horse left. Now, while I was musing upon the strangenesse of the accident, there came a young man to me cloathed in blew, who bid me declare what I had seen unto Sir Lambert, for that as his horse had farted away all the other horses, so should he scatter all his enemies. When Sir Lambert heard this, he caused his butler to be sent for, and com manded him to carry the two high priests into the buttery, and set the bread and cheese before them, and to give them as much ale as they would drink, which as soon as he had said, he gallop'd away as fast as he could to encounter the loyal knight. Now, after that he had been gone a good while, it happen'done morning that the weather being cold, the young men of the city of London went to play at football in the streets, which being related unto the councel of safety, they were sore afraid, fearing lest the Christians having such a pretence to assemble together might rise against them, where- * Mother Cresswell was an infamous procuress of the time. a Feake and Rogers were both eminent independent preachers, and at the head of the fifth monarchy men. See the preceding volume, p. 4S2. I gg Tracts during the Commonwealth. fore they sent command immediately to the gyant Husonius to go into ^l^f^l fear of the worst. Now such was the hast he was in, that because he could not readily -find his own arms, he was forced to put on his head a great iron po, Ige-pot which was next at hand, instead of his sh.eld he took a pot hd, and ,n lieu of his mace he puld up one of the great elms in the forrest of St Jameses and thus accoutred away e goes, taking a great band of souldiers along with him The Christians hearing of hislom ng, shut the gates of the city thinking to keep him out but the gyant pwfat hem open with as much ease as if they had been made of past-bord ; and finding his own shield defective, he made use of one of the gates for his buckler all that day Yet, notwithstanding his coming, the Christians continued playing at foot- ball, not dreaming that their sport had been offensive. But so it fell out that one of the Chris- tians striking the ball right strenuous, by which his foot kick'd the ball full in the gyants face, so that his eye was in great danger. The gyant, who had but one eye and be- in- jealous that the Christians intended to put out that too, was sorely enraged, where fore in great fury he laid about him with his huge elm among the multitude, killing six of the Christians at one Mow, which the Christians beholding, they incontinently fled away ; that when the gyant Husonius saw, he thought it good time to satisfie his hunger as well as his revenge. Thereupon he stiaightway went and took up one of the dead Christians, and so sitting down upon the ridge of a house, in a moment de voured him raw, without either bread or salt, and having finished his bloudy meal, 'Now,' quoth he, ' have I din'd as well as ever I did in my life, had I but a childe to close my stomack.' The young men seeing this, would have altogether fallen upon the gyant, so little they cared either for his arms or the vastness of his proportion ; but the chief governour fearing the danger of popular tumults, chose rather to put up ,in silence the injuries of the gyant than hazard the safety of the city, when there seemed other pro bable means of securing it ; wherefore the gyant seeing at length none to oppose him, returned with great triumph to the. place from whence he came, and was received with much gladnesse by the councel qf safety, onely they rebuked him that he did not hring the rest of those Christians along with him which he had kill'd, that he might have had them for his supper.1 CHAP. XIX. How the Forty Tymnts were set up again, and how Don Hazlerigo caused several Child- ren to be whipped to Death for calling him Rumper. Sir Lambert being now at a great distance from the city of Londinum, the forty tyrants conspired together, and in a short time they so managed their businesse, that 1 Heath, gives the following account of the skirmish between, Hewson and the apprentices. The wrath of the colonel was much awakened by the mob's shouting, in allusion to his original profession, Whoop, cobler ! whoop, cobler! — " Then began the tumults in London, and instant applications were made to the lord mayor and al derman to declare against both army and Rump, the last of whom was most abhorred and cryed out against, with the general voice of No Rump ; and a petition for a free parliament, as the only way to preserve the city and kingdome, was preferred for hands % which the committee of safety under high penalties forbid ; but no re gard being had to them, nor no application of any person to them but their own army folk, (save that Sir George Booth obtained his liberty upen bail from them because of indisposition, and for recovery of his health in better air,) the said petitions were .carried on and high things resolved on ; shops being shut up, and the pub lic only minded, people running in clusters in the middle of the street, and hearing and telling of news, and threatning or expecting (as news came) nothing but destruction. " These things being posted to Wallingford-house, Colonel Hewson with his regiment was ordered to march into the city, and quell these tumults and uproars ; who accordingly came strutting in, and seeing some gather ings of apprentices and others, having commanded them to be gone, bid his musqueteers fire, who killed two men about the Exchange: horse and foot were also quartered in the streets and round about the city." .Heath's Chronicle, p. 43 L. Miscellaneous Tracts. iqq they vanquished the councel of safety, and all that adhered unto Sir Lambert; for Don Hazlerigo having got some few armed troops together, came to Londinum with so much haste and fury, that both the gyants Desborow and Husonius were much ap- pal'd, and besides that he had joyned himself with the Knight of the Green Ocean. When the forty tyrants heard that Don Hazlerigo was coming to town, they went forth to meet him every one clad with a gown of Cyrean purple embroidered with gold ; for they never cared what they spent, so it were of the public money, and be fore each person went 20 squires bare with cognizances on their sleeves, every one ¦carrying in his hand the arms and pedigree of his lord. Don Hazlerigo was on a hill when he saw um coming towards him with their hats on about a mile off; wherefore immediately he sent away one of his squires to know of them how they durst be so bold as to keep their hats on before him while he was in sight ? whether they knew who he was r and whether that were iheir grateful acknowledgment of the favours which they were then about to receive from him ? Whereupon, with many humble ex pressions of sorrow for their offence, they presently unvaild ; when they approached neer, he gave them the farthest end of the lash of his whip to kisse, having rebuked them first tor their sawcinesse. As he returned, he rode hindmost in a silver coach gilded with gold, besides which ran 200 pages and footmen attired in blew velvet ; the trumpets that went before him sounding his praises were like the sands on the sea for number, making such a dreadful noise, that many report that they saw the graves in many church yards to open, and men start up in their shirts to ask what the'mat- ter was. Coming into the chamber of councel, they placed him under a canopy of state, when on a suddain rising up with a look as furious as Tamberlaines, ' What rage (quoth he) did possesse that vain fool Sir Lambert to lift himself up against me, who am in worth as much above him as the heaven is above the earth ? proud vaunt ing piece of insolence, shortly shall he too late repent, when he shall receive the same punishment from my hands as the haughty Almidor, king of Morocco, did from the hand of St George. Behold ye are now once more established by my power, therefore let us to work, and handle this insolent nation without mittens ; above all things be ware of consideration, knowing that delays are dangerous. If we must burn, let us burn, if kill, kill, 'tis no matter whom, what, or when ; we lose our authority while we enter into such consultations ; consulting shews fear, and fear was never the mark of absolute dominion ; the devil, their sire, and his dam go with all consultations and de liberations, and sage thoughts ; but be ruled by me, and I warrant you all things will go well.' When he had spoken these words he departed home to his spouse. Now not long after it happened that he was going in great state to the house, certain little children playing together, cried one to another, ' There goes one of the Rump,' * which was a term of ignominy that the people of Britain -had thrown upon the forty tyrants; which, when it came to the ear of Don Hazlerigo, he caused the said children to be sent for ; when they came before him, with a stern countenance, he commanded that they should be forthwith taken away, and whipped to death with whips of knotted whip cord ; and' when one said unto him that it was too cruel a sentence, he replyed that it was too merciful, for that they might thank him that he did not cause them to he offered up to the idol Molock in the valleys of the Chimeron, and with that he flung away in a great rage in order to his other affairs. 1 " It will hot be impertinent to give an account of it [the nick-name of the Rump] since it was the fre- quenlest word or by-word of the times. This terra was first given them by one Mr Walker; who writ the History of Independency upon their secluding and debarring the house to their fellow-members in 1648, when there re mained a fag-end or tail ; but was almost abolished by the height and violence of their prosperity, nor was heard of again until Richard's parliament, when Major-General Brown, repeating the many injuries he had received from that party, or juncto, in a scornful apostrophe, branded it with this note of infamy, The Rump, which now, upon their readmission again, was their onely appellation except among their own party."— Heath's Chronicle, p. 422. VOL. VII. R ISO Tracts during the Commonwealth. CHAP. XX. w *, C,V TVmfcr* submitted, and how the Gyants Desborrow, Cobbet, Creed, and Hew- Wt'^!^S^m«^ °ftheir Desi£nes> Went t0^M aS^stJIeaven. son, When Sir Lambert saw that he could not get unto the loyal knight, who, seeing himlelf far unequal to Sir Lambert in number, kept himself ,n his strong holds; he to^X upon a way how to keep the loyal knight from com, ng to him; he saw his S wS workf and therefore, to keep them from mut.ning and being idle, which ? « fir^,v«Snce8 commonly bo together, like a citizen and his wife,- he gave them r«^™n?tThe^rdyb5ild 4 a wall in the land of Northimbria, the which in bredThshould react/from sea to sea, and in height up unto the clouds, and which should be so thick, that fifty coaches might go a brest ; and, to secure it frorn the thunder-thumping-bullets of the dismal noise-making cannon he sent for the SeerFeko to enchant it. Now where travellers were to passe to and fro he ordered that there should be a great gate made of massie brasse, which should be bolted with bolts as big about as an ordinary steeple, the shooter of the lock was to be as broad as an acre of sround • Then said the artificer unto Sir Lambert, < who shall turn the key r And Sir Lambert replyed, 'Let there be a mill to turn it.' Now, as Sir Lambert was contriving about this wall, Sir Vane hearing of his design, sent him a letter, the substance where of was, that he had heard of the wall which he was going to build ; and therefore he advised him, because love would break through stone walls, to make it of brick ; in answer to which, Sir Lambert sent him another, wherein he assured him that the wall should be of brick accordingly, and that if he would not believe him, he might come down and see. Sir Lambert had a double design in making this wall ; first, because that being he was not ignorant that his- soldiers must dig very deep to lay the foun dations of such a wall, he knew nothing to the contrary but that they_ might find some mine or other, whereby to enrich both themselves and him ; but his main drift was to keep the loyal knight from coining into Britain : moreover, this wall was to be o-uarded by never-sleeping dragons, which were to be sent for from Lydia, as also by mastiff dogs, which were to be kept hungry for that purpose. You'l say now he was in a fair way, but woe unto a man when ill luck follows him ! Now, said the knight of the golden tulep unto himself, shall I have such a wall as there will not be in the world such another, nor was there ever such one before. Travellers shall come and see this wall of mine from all the parts of the earth, and shall bring mony in their pockets, and shall enrich my land; then will I plant appricocks and peaches against this wall, and when they are ripe, I will say unto my wife, -Lo, the fruits of my wall !' While he was thus solacing himself under this wall, came unto him the sad news how that the forty tyrants were got into power again, and that Don Hazlerigo with an army had forced all his one and twenty seers to run away, swearing that he would not onely boyl Sir Lambert now, but make porridge also of his flesh ; he fell straightway into a swoon, continuing so for eight and forty hours. When his friends saw that, they sent for physicians, who were in great 'amaze; but at length they agreed that be should be laid under a pump, the well being first cleans'd, and filled with aniseed wa ter; which was done accordingly, and so they laid him under the spout, and pump'd strong water into his mouth for ten days together : at the end whereof, through the heat of the water, he began to revive, and elevating hisdrowzy head, ' Oh !' quoth the knight of the golden tiilep, groaning like a soul in purgatory, ' accursed be the loyal knight ; for my cake's dow, and all by his means.' But the gyant Desborow cursed the knight of the mysterious allegories, being very free of his malediction, because that by his means they had put down the forty tyrants, saying that he was the arrantest knave Miscellaneous Tracts. 131 that ever pissed with a pr^— . Sir Lambert now considering the sadnesse of his condition^ was in a bushel of troubles, so that he knew not what in the world to do. ' Should I go to the town of London,' quoth he, ' what should I do there ? Walk about the streets with my hands in my pocket like a Dutch sailor ? That befits not him that once rode about the streets of Westmonasterium like a country hagler, causing his enemies to creep into crevises. That becomes not him who once vanquish 'd the baron of Che shire, and laid theSwineheard of Maxfield sprawling on the ground. But 'tis a folly to talk, I must either go or stay ; well lie go : But God knows my heart, 'tis even as a bear goes to the stake ; and 1 .know I shall be baited like a bear too; and what then ? Why a bear's a bear, and a. knight's a knight : Nay, and a knight's a bear too ; for by the same consequence that I a knight am made an ass, shall I a knight be likewise made a bear; but let um take heed of their bears, that is, let um look to themselves ; for I ever get um in my paws again, He gripe um a little faster then I did before.' When Sir Lambert had spoken these words, he threw his cloak over his shoulders, and in very melancholy wise spur'd his stead forward. The forty tyrants hearing that he was come unto the good town of London, they sent for him to have him in examina tion.; but when he came before them, Don Hazlerigo look'd upon him with a very grim aspect ; * Sirrah,' quoth he, ' sir knight, what made thy over-venturous, fool-hardy, coxcombly presumption dare to advance itself against our noble mirror of knight hood ? Did'st thou not know that I was cholerick ; how then dared'st thou to provoke me ?' Sir Lambert then pleaded for himself, saying, that he had not done what he did, but that he thought 'twas for the good of the nation. « Thou lyest like a rogue,' replies Don Hazlerigo ; and having said those words, commanded him to be taken away forth with, and to be thrown into the caldron of boiling lead, which was prepared in a place not far off : and they say he had certainly been boyled to death, had not the knight of the mysterious allegories interceded for him ; though indeed he did not prevail so much upon him, but rather prevail'd upon the intentions of some of the forty tyrants, who, liking not the proceedings of the loyal knight, resolved to make use of him again, in case any such quarrel should happen, as they suspected. When the gyant Cobbetto, the gyant Credo, the gyant Hackero, the gyant Hu sonio, and the gyant Rodesbo ' heard of the ill success of Sir Lambert, they grew very mutinous against the gods of their religion ; they wondered that their gods would use them so discourteously, that it was neither a friendly part, nor the part of gentlemen to deal with their idolaters in that fashion ; they tax'd them with the want of morality -and common civility; and at length, one thing aggravating another, they resolved to make them know themselves, and if they would not do that, to pull them out of heaven by the head and ears. But how shall we come at them ? quoth one ; well enough, cries another; are there not mountains enough in the Avorld? Let us never leave set ting one upon another till we reach them. Thereupon, Credo and Cobbetto were sent to bring away Arthur's Seat, and the rest of the mountains in Scotland; Husonio was sent to fetch Atlas out of Africa ; and Hackero was sent to fetch the mountains of Caucasus. Then did the gyants Husonio and Hackero prepare them wonderful stilts, wherewith to wade through the deep ocean: now, because that the length of them was such and so vast, they took the largest steps that ever were known, one stilt being alwaies ten mile before the other, which may seem incredible, but that we do not find it set down in the apocrypha. The gyant Credo, seeing them preparing them such stilts, ne presently made him self such too; for, quoth he, surely they must be excellent for dispatch, which he found to be true ; lor, by. the help of those stilts, he went to the furthest parts of old 1 Colonels Cobbet, Creed, Hacker, Hewson, and Rhodes, many of whom have been before mentioned, were -ajl ringleaders of the army or Wallingford-House party, and shared in the disgrace and downfall of Lambert. 132 Tracts' during the Commonwealth. Scotia, and back again, in lesse then a quarter of an hour, bringing a huge and mighty hill upon his head, with more ease then a Turk carries his turban : Now, because the hill covered him all over, so that he could not be perceived, some say that the hill walk'd, and it was taken for a great miracle throughout all Albion. When he came to the place appointed, he took the said mountain off his head, as one would take off his cap, and with one hand set it upon the top of Plimlemmon ; he had no sooner done it, but the caverns of his belly roar'd, and immediately sent forth such a mighty tempest as blew the said mountain quite away some fifteen miles into the ocean, as you would blow away a feather, with a smith's pair of bellows, and so was all that la bour lost. Scarcely had this misfortune befallen them, when the gyants Husonio and Hackero returned, the one from Tennariffe, the other from Africa ; they related strange things ; how that, as they were taking up the mountains on their backs, the knights of those countries came upon them, so that they were forced to fight with all co mers and goers for six days and nights together : Husonio said that he had slain three millions of knights, and Hackero reported how he had killed five millions and ten knights, besides two dwarfs ; but at length hearing that Atlas was coming to de fend his own mountain, being very weary, they retired forthwith ; for they were loth to venture rubbers with a gyant of such fame as he was : However, they brought with them four or five smaller hills, which were not above two or three miles high a piece, which they had put in their pockets for fear of being discovered. But as they were going to place these one upon another, according to their first resolutions, lo, another accident that spoiled all : for early in the morning, behold there came five milk maids forth to milk the kine that were grazing in the adjoyning pastures ; when the gyants saw them all in white, with milk-pails on their heads, they admired at the strangenesseof their head-gear; 'for were they mortals,' quoth they, 'they would not approach as they do, but seeing us, would certainly be affrighted at our shapes :' there upon the gyant Credo went down to meet them, and when he came neer, he said unto them, With a stern countenance, Are ye spirits of the North, or of the South, or are ye spirits of the lower regions, or spirits of the sphears ? If ye be such, think you that we Who are now going to. revenge ourselves upon the gods, will let you escape, who are but their ministers ?' With that he gave one of the milk-maids such a blow on her pail as made her pail and her head come almost to the ground together ;" which when the rest espyed, they threw down their milk-pails with great indignation, and fell upon the gyant with such a fury, that he, not being able to resist their strong violence was forced to yield, while they drag'd him to the ground by the hair of the head • beine- in this plight, he began to call and cry; but 'twas well if the rest of the gyants had enough of courage to see him ; for they durst not stir one inch to his assistance « Vil lain thou art,' quoth one of the amazon virgins, 'I'le teach thee to hurt Jane,' and with thatshegave him a c Jaw that plowed up his face from ear to ear. 'Nay,' quoth another 'for the honour of Saint Gebrge, let's cross him ;' and so she made a furrow from his chin to his forehead; one would have cut off his gingumbobs, but that fear made him smell so strong, that they were forced to quit him; which blessed time being come with a countenance full of the effects of a sad conquest, he went to his fellow-gyants who partly affrighted at the direful mortifications of his visage, partly seeing the milk wenches advance, and considering that they should never be able to conquer the oods" who were beaten onely by two or three sprights, as to them the milk-wenches sefmed to lie , they took up their heels and with no small diligence ran away, leaving their intended design to any body else that durst undertake it. 8 "er Miscellaneous Tracts. \ 33 CHAP. XXI. How the Loyal Knight enter'd Londinum, and what hapned thereupon. Not long ago, we left the loyal knight in the country of Scotia, devising with his company concerning the wellfare of the countrey of Britain. He at length seeing the forces of Sir Lambert dissipated by the power of the forty tyrants, rode toward the city of Londinum, meeting many knights by the way that followed the king, whom he still directed in their course, who made to him report of the dealings of the forty tyrants at Londinum. When he enter'd into the city of Londinum, he caused Don Lamberto to be cast into prison ; but long had he not been there, but he made his escape, thinking to have gathered his forces together again, and to have encountred the loyal knight ; but being hardly pursued, he was again retaken, and again com mitted to the care of the knight of the lyons. When the forty tyrants saw that they could make no resistance against the loyal knight, neither of themselves, nor by any other means, they came to the loyal knight, saying unto him, ' We thought till now, my lord, that ye were one of the best advised knights of the whole world, but that we now by proof perceive the contrary. You think that what ye do is for safety of your honour, but you will find it to be the losse of you and your men.' But the loyal knight replying, ' Full well,' quoth he, ' do you manifest your horrible treason ; for, be sides your treachery in compacting the death of your lord, you would have me also a traytor to his posterity, as ye have proved.' Then said the forty tyrants, ' To hinder us from ruling in London ?' To which the loyal knight making answer, « Never,' quoth he, ' shall traytor reign in London while the most honourable king of the world liveth.' When this debate was ended, he summoned the king's friends together, and gave them the chief power over Britain, which was no sooner restored unto them, but they sent for the true and lawful king of Britain, who not long after was received into his chief city of Londinum with great joy and triumph : And so concludeth the first part of this history. INIS. Don Juan .Lamberto. THE SECOND PART. CHAP. I. How the Seer Lisle hearing of the Return of the lawful King qfBrittain, devised for to flye out of the Land ; how he made him a Periwig of Camels Hair, and hoxe he fled into Egypt in a winged Chariot. Now as they were resting themselves in the forrest under the forsaken tree, Sir Lam bert unbuckled his armour, and was laying himself down in a posture to sleep, when, lo, there came a snayl creeping towards him. ' Oh that I could now pray,' quoth he, ' as 334 Tracts during the Commonwealth. well as the old soldan could, for certainly this is an evil spirit;' but when he gathered up his resolution and struck it, the poor snayl pull'd in its horns, and then lie nac i com passion thereon ; ' for,' said he, ' this poor snayl is in my condition, and pulls m its nprns even as I am forced to pull in mine, because of the tapp which the forty tyrants naVe given me.' But the forty tyrants, though they had vanquished Sir Lambert, did not yet enioy their intended ease and quiet, for they were sorely press d upon by tne loyal knio-ht and the rest of the Christians that were with him, who were indeed too cun ning for them. For the loyal knight seeing that his forces were not powerful enough for them, at first feigned himself to be a pagan likewise, at which they were right glad, and commanded him to pull down the gates of the city of Londinum which when he had done, they said to one another, 'Now the towne'sours, for they thought that they had made the loyal knight cock sure to them ; but when lie saw how they had abused him he called for one of the city gyants, who was seven yards high, and fifteen foot about the waste, and bid him go and pull those proud and furious dominatours from their imperious thrones, who presently took his march, and being come to the place -where they were met, he put his hand in at the window, and took them out one by one, as men take out young squabs out of pigeon holes. Then did the forty tyrants howl and bawl, and yawl .and fume, and swear and tear, as the poet most elegantly ;faath it, rending their throats for auger. "o